1:1 In t-the beginnying God cweated t-the heaven and t-the eawth. 

1:2 And t-the eawth w-was without fowm, and void; and dawknyess w-was upon 
t-the f-face of t-the deep. And t-the Spiwit of God moved upon t-the f-face of t-the 
watews. 

1:3 And God said, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be wight: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was wight. 

1:4 And God saw t-the wight, that it w-was good: and God d-divided t-the wight 
fwom t-the dawknyess. 

1:5 And God cawwed t-the wight Day, and t-the dawknyess he cawwed Nyight. 
And t-the evenying and t-the mownying wewe t-the fiwst d-day. 

1-1:6 And God said, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a fiwmament in t-the m-midst of t-the w-watews, 
and wet it divide t-the watews fwom t-the watews. 

1:7 And God m-made t-the fiwmament, and d-divided t-the watews which wewe 
undew t-the fiwmament fwom t-the watews which wewe a-above t-the fiwmament: 
and it w-was so. 

1:8 And God cawwed t-the fiwmament Heaven. And t-the evenying and t-the 
mownying wewe t-the second d-day. 

1-1:9 And God said, Wet t-the watews undew t-the heaven be gathewed togethew 
u-unto onye pwace, and wet t-the dwy wand appeaw: and it w-was so. 

1:10 And God cawwed t-the dwy wand Eawth; and t-the gathewing togethew of 
t-the watews cawwed he S-Seas: and God saw that it w-was good. 

1:11 And God said, Wet t-the eawth bwing fowth gwass, t-the hewb yiewding 
seed, and t-the fwuit twee yiewding fwuit aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, whose seed is 
in (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, upon t-the eawth: and it w-was so. 

1:12 And t-the eawth b-bwought fowth gwass, and hewb yiewding seed aftew 
his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and t-the twee yiewding f-fwuit, whose seed w-was in (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, aftew 
his kind: and God saw that it w-was good. 

1:13 And t-the evenying and t-the mownying wewe t-the thiwd d-day. 

1:14 And God said, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be wights in t-the fiwmament of t-the heaven 
to divide t-the day fwom t-the nyight; and wet t-them be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow signs, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
seasons, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow days, and yeaws: 1:15 And wet t-them be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wights in 
t-the fiwmament of t-the heaven to g-give wight upon t-the eawth: and it w-was 
so. 

1:16 And God m-made two gweat wights; t-the gweatew wight to w-wuwe t-the day, 
and t-the wessew wight to w-wuwe t-the nyight: he m-made t-the staws awso. 

1:17 And God s-set t-them in t-the fiwmament of t-the heaven to g-give wight 
upon t-the eawth, 1:18 And to w-wuwe o-ovew t-the day and o-ovew t-the nyight, and 
to divide t-the wight fwom t-the dawknyess: and God saw that it w-was good. 

1:19 And t-the evenying and t-the mownying wewe t-the fouwth d-day. 

1:20 And God said, Wet t-the watews bwing fowth abundantwy t-the moving 
cweatuwe that hath w-wife, and foww that may fwy a-above t-the eawth in t-the 
open fiwmament of heaven. 

1-1:21 And God cweated gweat whawes, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving cweatuwe that 
moveth, which t-the watews b-bwought fowth abundantwy, aftew theiw (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 
and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy winged foww aftew his kind: and God saw that it w-was good. 

1:22 And God bwessed t-them, s-saying, (☆▽☆) B-Be fwuitfuw, and muwtipwy, and fiww 
t-the watews in t-the seas, and wet foww m-muwtipwy in t-the eawth. 

1:23 And t-the evenying and t-the mownying wewe t-the fifth d-day. 

1-1:24 And God said, Wet t-the eawth bwing fowth t-the wiving cweatuwe aftew 
his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, cattwe, and c-cweeping thing, and beast of t-the eawth aftew his 
kind: and it w-was so. 

1:25 And God m-made t-the beast of t-the eawth aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and cattwe 
aftew theiw (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that cweepeth upon t-the eawth aftew 
his kind: and God saw that it w-was good. 

1:26 And God said, Wet us make man in ouw image, aftew ouw wikenyess: 
and wet t-them have dominyion o-ovew t-the fish of t-the sea, and o-ovew t-the foww 
of t-the aiw, and o-ovew t-the cattwe, and o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, and o-ovew 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing that cweepeth upon t-the eawth. 

1:27 S-So God cweated man in his own image, in t-the i-image of God cweated 
he h-him; m-mawe and f-femawe cweated he them. 

1:28 And God bwessed t-them, and God said u-unto t-them, (☆▽☆) B-Be fwuitfuw, and 
muwtipwy, and wepwenyish t-the eawth, and subdue i-it: and have dominyion 
o-ovew t-the fish of t-the sea, and o-ovew t-the foww of t-the aiw, and o-ovew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
wiving t-thing that moveth upon t-the eawth. 

1:29 And God said, Behowd, I have given you {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewb beawing seed, 
which is upon t-the f-face of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee, in t-the which 
is t-the fwuit of a twee yiewding seed; to you it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat. 

1:30 And to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the eawth, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foww of t-the aiw, 
and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that cweepeth upon t-the eawth, whewein (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
w-wife, I have given {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween hewb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat: and it w-was so. 

1:31 And God saw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that he h-had made, and, b-behowd, it w-was 
vewy good. And t-the evenying and t-the mownying wewe t-the sixth d-day. 

2:1 T-Thus t-the h-heavens and t-the eawth wewe finyished, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of 
them. 

2:2 And on t-the seventh day God ended his wowk which he h-had m-made; and 
he wested on t-the seventh day fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowk which he h-had made. 

2-2:3 And God bwessed t-the seventh day, and sanctified i-it: because that 
in it he h-had wested fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowk which God cweated and made. 

2:4 These awe t-the genyewations of t-the h-heavens and of t-the eawth when 
they wewe cweated, in t-the day that t-the WOWD God m-made t-the eawth and t-the 
(^ω~) h-heavens, 2-2:5 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwant of t-the fiewd befowe it w-was in t-the eawth, 
and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewb of t-the fiewd befowe it gwew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD God h-had nyot 
caused it to wain upon t-the eawth, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a man to tiww t-the 
gwound. 

2:6 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went up a m-mist fwom t-the eawth, and watewed t-the w-whowe 
f-face of t-the gwound. 

2-2:7 And t-the WOWD God |･ω･) f-fowmed man of t-the dust of t-the g-gwound, and 
bweathed into his n-nyostwiws t-the bweath of wife; and man became a wiving 
souw. 

2:8 And t-the WOWD God pwanted a gawden eastwawd in Eden; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he 
put t-the man whom he h-had fowmed. 

2-2:9 And out of t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound m-made t-the WOWD God to gwow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee that is 
pweasant to t-the s-sight, and g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food; t-the twee of wife awso in t-the 
m-midst of t-the gawden, and t-the twee of k-knyowwedge of g-good and \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

2:10 And a wivew went out of Eden to w-watew t-the gawden; and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence 
it w-was pawted, and became into fouw heads. 

2-2:11 The nyame of t-the fiwst is Pison: that is it which c-compasseth t-the 
w-whowe wand of Haviwah, whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is gowd; 2:12 And t-the gowd of that 
wand is good: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is bdewwium and t-the onyx stonye. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And t-the nyame of t-the second wivew is G-Gihon: t-the same is it that 
c-compasseth t-the w-whowe wand of Ethiopia. 

2:14 And t-the nyame of t-the thiwd wivew is H-Hiddekew: that is it which 
goeth towawd t-the east of Assywia. And t-the fouwth wivew is Euphwates. 

2:15 And t-the WOWD God took t-the ^.^ m-man, and put him into t-the gawden of 
Eden to dwess it and to keep it. 

2:16 And t-the WOWD God commanded t-the ^.^ m-man, s-saying, O-Of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee of t-the 
gawden t-thou mayest f-fweewy eat: 2:17 But of t-the twee of t-the k-knyowwedge 
of g-good and eviw, t-thou shawt nyot e-eat of i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the day that t-thou 
eatest theweof t-thou shawt suwewy die. 

2:18 And t-the WOWD God said, I-It is nyot g-good that t-the man shouwd be 
awonye; I wiww make him an hewp meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

2:19 And out of t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound t-the WOWD God |･ω･) f-fowmed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the 
fiewd, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foww of t-the aiw; and b-bwought t-them u-unto Adam to s-see 
what he w-wouwd caww (=`ω´=) t-them: and whatsoevew Adam cawwed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving 
cweatuwe, that w-was t-the nyame t-theweof. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And Adam gave nyames to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cattwe, and to t-the foww of t-the aiw, 
and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the fiewd; but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Adam (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot f-found an 
hewp meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

2:21 And t-the WOWD God caused a (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep to faww upon Adam, and he 
swept: and he took onye of his w-wibs, and cwosed up t-the fwesh instead 
t-theweof; 2:22 And t-the wib, which t-the WOWD God h-had taken fwom ^.^ m-man, m-made 
he a woman, and b-bwought hew u-unto t-the m-man. 

2:23 And Adam said, This is nyow bonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes, and fwesh of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fwesh: she shaww be cawwed Woman, because she w-was taken out of Man. 

2:24 Thewefowe shaww a man weave his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew, and shaww 
cweave u-unto his wife: and they shaww be onye ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

2:25 And they wewe both nyaked, t-the man and his wife, and wewe nyot 
a-ashamed. 

3-3:1 Nyow t-the sewpent w-was mowe subtiw than any beast of t-the fiewd which 
t-the WOWD God h-had made. And he said u-unto t-the woman, Yea, hath God said, 
Ye shaww nyot e-eat of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee of t-the gawden? 3:2 And t-the woman said 
u-unto t-the s-sewpent, We may e-eat of t-the fwuit of t-the twees of t-the (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-gawden: 
3-3:3 But of t-the fwuit of t-the twee which is in t-the m-midst of t-the gawden, 
God hath said, Ye shaww nyot e-eat of it, nyeithew shaww ye touch it, west 
ye die. 

3:4 And t-the sewpent said u-unto t-the woman, Ye shaww nyot suwewy die: 3:5 
Fow God doth knyow that in t-the day ye e-eat t-theweof, t-then youw eyes shaww 
be openyed, and ye shaww be as gods, knyowing g-good and \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

3-3:6 And when t-the woman saw that t-the twee w-was g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food, and that 
it w-was pweasant to t-the eyes, and a twee to be desiwed to make onye 
w-wise, she took of t-the fwuit t-theweof, and did eat, and gave awso u-unto 
hew h-husband with hew; and he did eat. 

3:7 And t-the eyes of t-them both wewe openyed, and they knyew that they 
wewe nyaked; and they sewed fig weaves togethew, and m-made themsewves 
apwons. 

3:8 And they heawd t-the voice of t-the WOWD God wawking in t-the gawden in 
t-the coow of t-the day: and Adam and his wife hid themsewves fwom t-the 
pwesence of t-the WOWD God a-amongst t-the twees of t-the gawden. 

3-3:9 And t-the WOWD God cawwed u-unto Adam, and said u-unto him, Whewe awt 
thou? 3:10 And he said, I heawd thy voice in t-the gawden, and I w-was 
afwaid, because I w-was nyaked; and I hid mysewf. 

3:11 And he said, Who towd thee that t-thou wast n-nyaked? Hast t-thou eaten 
of t-the twee, wheweof I commanded thee that t-thou shouwdest nyot e-eat? 
3:12 And t-the man said, The woman whom t-thou gavest to be with me, she 
gave m-me of t-the twee, and I did eat. 

3:13 And t-the WOWD God said u-unto t-the woman, What is this that t-thou hast 
donye? And t-the woman said, The sewpent b-beguiwed me, and I did eat. 

3:14 And t-the WOWD God said u-unto t-the s-sewpent, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast donye 
this, t-thou awt cuwsed a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cattwe, and a-above {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the 
fiewd; upon thy bewwy shawt t-thou go, and dust shawt t-thou e-eat (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
days of thy wife: 3:15 And I wiww put enmity b-between thee and t-the 
woman, and b-between thy seed and hew seed; it shaww bwuise thy head, 
and t-thou shawt bwuise his heew. 

3:16 Unto t-the woman he said, I wiww gweatwy m-muwtipwy thy sowwow and 
thy c-conception; in sowwow t-thou shawt bwing fowth chiwdwen; and thy 
d-desiwe shaww be to thy husband, and he shaww w-wuwe o-ovew thee. 

3:17 And u-unto Adam he said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast heawkenyed u-unto t-the voice 
of thy wife, and hast eaten of t-the twee, of which I commanded thee, 
s-saying, T-Thou shawt nyot e-eat of i-it: cuwsed is t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake; 
in sowwow shawt t-thou e-eat of it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of thy wife; 3:18 Thowns 
awso and t-thistwes shaww it bwing fowth to thee; and t-thou shawt e-eat t-the 
hewb of t-the fiewd; 3:19 In t-the s-sweat of thy f-face shawt t-thou e-eat bwead, 
tiww t-thou (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the g-gwound; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of it wast t-thou taken: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
dust t-thou awt, and u-unto dust shawt t-thou wetuwn. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And Adam cawwed his w-wife's nyame >_> E-Eve; because she w-was t-the mothew 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wiving. 

3:21 Unto Adam awso and to his wife did t-the WOWD God make coats of 
skins, and cwothed them. 

3-3:22 And t-the WOWD God said, Behowd, t-the man is become as onye of u-us, to 
knyow g-good and eviw: and n-nyow, west he put fowth his hand, and o(>ω<)o t-take awso 
of t-the twee of w-wife, and eat, and wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 3:23 Thewefowe t-the 
WOWD God sent him fowth fwom t-the gawden of Eden, to tiww t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound 
fwom whence he w-was taken. 

3:24 S-So he (o_O)! d-dwove out t-the man; and he pwaced a-at t-the east of t-the gawden 
of Eden Chewubims, and a fwaming s-swowd which (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy way, to keep 
t-the w-way of t-the twee of wife. 

4:1 And Adam knyew Eve his wife; and she conceived, and bawe Cain, and 
said, I have gotten a man fwom t-the WOWD. 

4-4:2 And she again bawe his b-bwothew Abew. And ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew w-was a (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of 
sheep, but Cain w-was a tiwwew of t-the gwound. 

4:3 And in pwocess of time it came to pass, that Cain b-bwought of t-the 
fwuit of t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound an offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. 

4-4:4 And Abew, he awso b-bwought of t-the f-fiwstwings of his fwock and of 
t-the fat t-theweof. And t-the WOWD h-had wespect u-unto ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew and to his 
o-offewing: 4-4:5 But u-unto Cain and to his offewing he h-had nyot wespect. 
And Cain w-was vewy w-wwoth, and his c-countenyance feww. 

4:6 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Cain, Why awt t-thou wwoth? and why is thy 
c-countenyance fawwen? 4:7 If t-thou doest weww, shawt t-thou nyot be 
accepted? and if t-thou doest nyot weww, sin wieth a-at t-the d-doow. And u-unto 
thee shaww be his desiwe, and t-thou shawt w-wuwe o-ovew h-him. 

4-4:8 And Cain t-tawked with ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew his bwothew: and it came to pass, when 
they wewe in t-the fiewd, that Cain w-wose up against ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew his bwothew, 
and swew h-him. 

4:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Cain, Whewe is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew thy bwothew? And he 
said, I knyow nyot: Am I o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew's keepew? 4:10 And he said, What 
hast t-thou donye? t-the voice of thy bwothew's ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood cwieth u-unto m-me fwom 
t-the gwound. 

4:11 And nyow awt t-thou cuwsed fwom t-the eawth, which hath openyed hew 
mouth to weceive thy bwothew's ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood fwom thy hand; 4:12 When t-thou 
t-tiwwest t-the g-gwound, it shaww nyot hencefowth yiewd u-unto thee hew 
stwength; a fugitive and a vagabond shawt t-thou be in t-the eawth. 

4:13 And Cain said u-unto t-the WOWD, My punyishment is gweatew than I c-can 
beaw. 

4:14 Behowd, t-thou hast dwiven m-me out this day fwom t-the f-face of t-the 
eawth; and fwom thy f-face shaww I be hid; and I shaww be a fugitive and 
a vagabond in t-the eawth; and it shaww come to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
that findeth m-me shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway me. 

4:15 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Thewefowe w-whosoevew (--_--) s-swayeth Cain, 
vengeance shaww be taken on him sevenfowd. And t-the WOWD s-set a mawk 
upon Cain, west any finding him shouwd kiww h-him. 

4:16 And Cain went out fwom t-the pwesence of t-the WOWD, and d-dwewt in t-the 
wand of N-Nyod, on t-the east of Eden. 

4:17 And Cain knyew his wife; and she conceived, and bawe Enyoch: and he 
buiwded a city, and cawwed t-the nyame of t-the city, aftew t-the nyame of his 
son, Enyoch. 

4-4:18 And u-unto Enyoch w-was bown Iwad: and Iwad begat Mehujaew: and 
Mehujaew begat Methusaew: and Methusaew begat Wamech. 

4:19 And W-Wamech took u-unto him two wives: t-the nyame of t-the onye w-was Adah, 
and t-the nyame of t-the othew Ziwwah. 

4:20 And Adah bawe Jabaw: he w-was t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of such as dweww in tents, 
and of such as have c-cattwe. 

4:21 And his bwothew's nyame w-was Jubaw: he w-was t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such 
as handwe t-the hawp and owgan. 

4:22 And Z-Ziwwah, she awso bawe Tubawcain, an instwuctew of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
a-awtificew in bwass and iwon: and t-the s-sistew of Tubawcain w-was Nyaamah. 

4:23 And W-Wamech said u-unto his wives, Adah and Z-Ziwwah, Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; 
ye wives of Wamech, heawken u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have s-swain a man to 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wounding, and a young man to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my huwt. 

4:24 If Cain shaww be a-avenged sevenfowd, t-twuwy W-Wamech s-seventy and 
sevenfowd. 

4:25 And Adam knyew his wife a-again; and she bawe a son, and cawwed his 
nyame Seth: Fow G-God, said she, hath appointed m-me anyothew seed instead 
of Abew, whom Cain swew. 

4:26 And to Seth, to him awso (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was bown a son; and he cawwed his 
nyame Enyos: t-then began men to caww upon t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. 

5:1 This is t-the book of t-the genyewations of Adam. In t-the day that God 
cweated ^.^ m-man, in t-the wikenyess of God m-made he h-him; 5-5:2 Mawe and f-femawe 
cweated he t-them; and bwessed t-them, and cawwed theiw nyame Adam, in t-the 
day when they wewe cweated. 

5:3 And Adam w-wived an hundwed and thiwty yeaws, and begat a son in his 
own w-wikenyess, and aftew his image; and cawwed his nyame Seth: 5:4 And 
t-the days of Adam aftew he h-had begotten Seth wewe eight hundwed yeaws: 
and he begat sons and daughtews: 5:5 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days that Adam w-wived 
wewe nyinye hundwed and thiwty yeaws: and he died. 

5:6 And Seth w-wived an hundwed and five yeaws, and begat Enyos: 5:7 And 
Seth w-wived aftew he begat Enyos eight hundwed and seven yeaws, and 
begat sons and daughtews: 5:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Seth wewe nyinye 
hundwed and twewve yeaws: and he died. 

5:9 And Enyos w-wived nyinyety yeaws, and begat Cainyan: 5:10 And Enyos w-wived 
aftew he begat Cainyan eight hundwed and f-fifteen yeaws, and begat sons 
and daughtews: 5:11 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Enyos wewe nyinye hundwed and 
five yeaws: and he died. 

5:12 And Cainyan w-wived s-seventy yeaws and begat Mahawaweew: 5-5:13 And 
Cainyan w-wived aftew he begat M-Mahawaweew eight hundwed and f-fowty yeaws, 
and begat sons and daughtews: 5:14 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Cainyan wewe 
nyinye hundwed and t-ten yeaws: and he died. 

5:15 And M-Mahawaweew w-wived sixty and five yeaws, and begat Jawed: 5:16 
And M-Mahawaweew w-wived aftew he begat Jawed eight hundwed and thiwty 
yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews: 5:17 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of 
M-Mahawaweew wewe eight hundwed nyinyety and five yeaws: and he died. 

5:18 And Jawed w-wived an hundwed sixty and two yeaws, and he begat 
Enyoch: 5:19 And Jawed w-wived aftew he begat Enyoch eight hundwed yeaws, 
and begat sons and daughtews: 5:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Jawed wewe nyinye 
hundwed sixty and two yeaws: and he died. 

5:21 And Enyoch w-wived sixty and five yeaws, and begat (⌒ω⌒) M-Methusewah: 5:22 
And Enyoch wawked with God aftew he begat Methusewah thwee hundwed 
yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews: 5:23 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Enyoch 
wewe thwee hundwed sixty and five yeaws: 5-5:24 And Enyoch wawked with 
G-God: and he w-was n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God took h-him. 

5:25 And Methusewah w-wived an hundwed eighty and seven yeaws, and begat 
Wamech. 

5:26 And Methusewah w-wived aftew he begat W-Wamech seven hundwed eighty 
and two yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews: 5:27 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of 
Methusewah wewe nyinye hundwed sixty and nyinye yeaws: and he died. 

5:28 And W-Wamech w-wived an hundwed eighty and two yeaws, and begat a 
son: 5-5:29 And he cawwed his nyame Nyoah, s-saying, This same shaww comfowt 
us c-concewnying ouw wowk and toiw of ouw hands, because of t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound 
which t-the WOWD hath cuwsed. 

5:30 And W-Wamech w-wived aftew he begat N-Nyoah five hundwed nyinyety and five 
yeaws, and begat sons and daughtews: 5:31 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of W-Wamech 
wewe seven hundwed s-seventy and seven yeaws: and he died. 

5-5:32 And N-Nyoah w-was five hundwed yeaws owd: and N-Nyoah begat S-Shem, Ham, 
and Japheth. 

6-6:1 And it came to pass, when men began to m-muwtipwy on t-the f-face of t-the 
eawth, and daughtews wewe bown u-unto t-them, 6:2 That t-the sons of God saw 
t-the daughtews of men that they wewe faiw; and they took t-them wives of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww which they chose. 

6:3 And t-the WOWD said, My spiwit shaww nyot awways stwive with ^.^ m-man, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
that he awso is fwesh: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet his days shaww be an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
yeaws. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Thewe wewe giants in t-the eawth in those days; and awso aftew that, 
when t-the sons of God came in u-unto t-the daughtews of men, and they bawe 
chiwdwen to t-them, t-the same became mighty men which wewe of o-owd, men of 
wenyown. 

6:5 And God saw that t-the w-wickednyess of man w-was gweat in t-the eawth, and 
that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy imaginyation of t-the thoughts of his heawt w-was onwy eviw 
continyuawwy. 

6:6 And it wepented t-the WOWD that he h-had m-made man on t-the eawth, and it 
g-gwieved him a-at his heawt. 

6:7 And t-the WOWD said, I wiww d-destwoy man whom I have cweated fwom t-the 
f-face of t-the eawth; both ^.^ m-man, and beast, and t-the c-cweeping thing, and 
t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it wepenteth m-me that I have m-made them. 

6:8 But N-Nyoah f-found gwace in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD. 

6:9 These awe t-the genyewations of Nyoah: N-Nyoah w-was a just man and pewfect 
in his genyewations, and N-Nyoah wawked with God. 

6:10 And N-Nyoah begat thwee ^-^ s-sons, S-Shem, Ham, and Japheth. 

6:11 The eawth awso w-was cowwupt befowe G-God, and t-the eawth w-was fiwwed 
with v-viowence. 

6:12 And God wooked upon t-the eawth, and, b-behowd, it w-was cowwupt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh h-had c-cowwupted his w-way upon t-the eawth. 

6:13 And God said u-unto Nyoah, The end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh is come befowe m-me; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eawth is fiwwed with viowence thwough t-them; and, b-behowd, I 
wiww d-destwoy t-them with t-the eawth. 

6:14 Make thee an awk of gophew wood; wooms shawt t-thou make in t-the 
awk, and shawt p-pitch it within and without with pitch. 

6:15 And this is t-the fashion which t-thou shawt make it o-of: The wength 
of t-the awk shaww be thwee hundwed c-cubits, t-the bweadth of it fifty 
c-cubits, and t-the height of it thiwty cubits. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 A-A window shawt t-thou make to t-the awk, and in a c-cubit shawt t-thou 
finyish it ＼(≧▽≦)／ *teleports behind you* a-above; and t-the doow of t-the awk shawt t-thou s-set in t-the side 
t-theweof; with wowew, second, and thiwd stowies shawt t-thou make it. 

6-6:17 And, b-behowd, I, even I, (^-^*)/ d-do bwing a fwood of watews upon t-the 
eawth, to d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, whewein is t-the bweath of w-wife, fwom undew 
heaven; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that is in t-the eawth shaww die. 

6:18 But with thee wiww I estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant; and t-thou shawt come 
into t-the awk, thou, and thy ^-^ s-sons, and thy wife, and thy s-sons' wives 
with thee. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving t-thing of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, two of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sowt shawt 
t-thou bwing into t-the awk, to keep t-them a-awive with thee; they shaww be 
m-mawe and f-femawe. 

6:20 O-Of f-fowws aftew theiw (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and of cattwe aftew theiw (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, of 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing of t-the eawth aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, two of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sowt 
shaww come u-unto thee, to keep t-them awive. 

6:21 And o(>ω<)o t-take t-thou u-unto thee of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww food that is eaten, and t-thou shawt 
gathew it to thee; and it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

6:22 T-Thus did N-Nyoah; a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that God commanded him, so did 
he. 

7:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Nyoah, Come t-thou and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy house into t-the 
awk; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee have I s-seen wighteous befowe m-me in this genyewation. 

7:2 O-Of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cwean beast t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take to thee by sevens, t-the m-mawe 
and his f-femawe: and of b-beasts that awe nyot cwean by two, t-the m-mawe and 
his f-femawe. 

7-7:3 O-Of f-fowws awso of t-the aiw by sevens, t-the m-mawe and t-the femawe; to 
keep seed a-awive upon t-the f-face of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

7:4 Fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet seven days, and I wiww c-cause it to wain upon t-the eawth 
f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving s-substance that I have 
m-made wiww I d-destwoy fwom off t-the f-face of t-the eawth. 

7:5 And N-Nyoah did a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD commanded h-him. 

7:6 And N-Nyoah w-was six hundwed yeaws o-owd when t-the fwood of watews w-was 
upon t-the eawth. 

7-7:7 And N-Nyoah went in, and his ^-^ s-sons, and his wife, and his s-sons' wives 
with him, into t-the awk, because of t-the watews of t-the fwood. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 O-Of cwean beasts, and of b-beasts that awe nyot cwean, and of f-fowws, 
and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that cweepeth upon t-the eawth, 7:9 Thewe went in two 
and two u-unto N-Nyoah into t-the awk, t-the m-mawe and t-the femawe, as God h-had 
commanded Nyoah. 

7:10 And it came to pass aftew seven days, that t-the watews of t-the 
fwood wewe upon t-the eawth. 

7:11 In t-the six hundwedth yeaw of Nyoah's w-wife, in t-the second m-month, 
t-the seventeenth day of t-the m-month, t-the same day wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fountains 
of t-the gweat (☆▽☆) d-deep bwoken up, and t-the windows of heaven wewe openyed. 

7:12 And t-the wain w-was upon t-the eawth f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights. 

7:13 In t-the sewfsame day entewed Nyoah, and S-Shem, and Ham, and Japheth, 
t-the sons of Nyoah, and Nyoah's wife, and t-the thwee wives of his sons 
with t-them, into t-the awk; 7:14 They, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cattwe aftew theiw (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing that 
cweepeth upon t-the eawth aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foww aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy biwd of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sowt. 

7:15 And they went in u-unto N-Nyoah into t-the awk, two and two of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
f-fwesh, whewein is t-the bweath of wife. 

7:16 And they that went in, went in m-mawe and f-femawe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, as 
God h-had commanded him: and t-the WOWD s-shut him in. 

7:17 And t-the fwood w-was f-fowty days upon t-the eawth; and t-the watews 
incweased, and bawe up t-the awk, and it w-was wift up a-above t-the eawth. 

7:18 And t-the watews pwevaiwed, and wewe incweased gweatwy upon t-the 
eawth; and t-the awk went upon t-the f-face of t-the watews. 

xDD 7-7:19 And t-the watews p-pwevaiwed e-exceedingwy upon t-the eawth; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
high h-hiwws, that wewe undew t-the w-whowe heaven, wewe covewed. 

7:20 Fifteen cubits upwawd did t-the watews pwevaiw; and t-the mountains 
wewe covewed. 

7:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh died that moved upon t-the eawth, both of foww, and 
of cattwe, and of beast, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing that cweepeth 
upon t-the eawth, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man: 7:22 Aww in whose n-nyostwiws w-was t-the 
bweath of w-wife, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in t-the dwy wand, died. 

7:23 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving s-substance w-was destwoyed which w-was upon t-the f-face 
of t-the g-gwound, both ^.^ m-man, and cattwe, and t-the c-cweeping things, and t-the 
foww of t-the heaven; and they wewe destwoyed fwom t-the eawth: and N-Nyoah 
onwy wemainyed awive, and they that wewe with him in t-the awk. 

7:24 And t-the watews p-pwevaiwed upon t-the eawth an hundwed and fifty 
days. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And God wemembewed Nyoah, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving thing, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
cattwe that w-was with him in t-the awk: and God m-made a wind to pass o-ovew 
t-the eawth, and t-the watews asswaged; 8-8:2 The fountains awso of t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep 
and t-the windows of heaven wewe stopped, and t-the wain fwom heaven w-was 
westwainyed; 8:3 And t-the watews wetuwnyed fwom off t-the eawth 
continyuawwy: and aftew t-the end of t-the hundwed and fifty days t-the 
watews wewe abated. 

8:4 And t-the awk wested in t-the seventh m-month, on t-the seventeenth day of 
t-the m-month, upon t-the mountains of Awawat. 

8-8:5 And t-the watews decweased continyuawwy untiw t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth (o_O) m-month: in t-the 
(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth m-month, on t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, wewe t-the tops of t-the 
mountains (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. 

8:6 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of f-fowty days, that N-Nyoah openyed t-the 
window of t-the awk which he h-had made: 8:7 And he sent fowth a w-waven, 
which went fowth to and fwo, untiw t-the watews wewe dwied up fwom off 
t-the eawth. 

8:8 Awso he sent fowth a dove fwom him, to s-see if t-the watews wewe 
a-abated fwom off t-the f-face of t-the g-gwound; 8:9 But t-the dove f-found nyo w-west 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sowe of hew foot, and she wetuwnyed u-unto him into t-the awk, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the watews wewe on t-the f-face of t-the w-whowe eawth: t-then he put fowth his 
hand, and took hew, and puwwed hew in u-unto him into t-the awk. 

8-8:10 And he stayed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet othew seven days; and again he sent fowth t-the 
dove out of t-the awk; 8-8:11 And t-the dove came in to him in t-the evenying; 
and, wo, in hew mouth w-was an owive weaf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) p-pwuckt off: so N-Nyoah knyew that 
t-the watews wewe a-abated fwom off t-the eawth. 

8:12 And he stayed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet othew seven days; and sent fowth t-the (/ =ω=)/ d-dove; 
which wetuwnyed nyot again u-unto him any mowe. 

8-8:13 And it came to pass in t-the six hundwedth and fiwst y-yeaw, in t-the 
fiwst m-month, t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, t-the watews wewe dwied up fwom 
off t-the eawth: and N-Nyoah w-wemoved t-the covewing of t-the awk, and wooked, 
and, b-behowd, t-the f-face of t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound w-was dwy. 

8:14 And in t-the second m-month, on t-the seven and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the 
m-month, w-was t-the eawth dwied. 

8:15 And God spake u-unto Nyoah, s-saying, (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 Go fowth of t-the awk, thou, 
and thy wife, and thy ^-^ s-sons, and thy s-sons' wives with thee. 

8:17 Bwing fowth with thee {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving t-thing that is with thee, of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, both of foww, and of cattwe, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing 
that cweepeth upon t-the eawth; that they may b-bweed abundantwy in t-the 
eawth, and be fwuitfuw, and m-muwtipwy upon t-the eawth. 

8-8:18 And N-Nyoah went fowth, and his ^-^ s-sons, and his wife, and his s-sons' 
wives with him: 8-8:19 Evewy beast, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping thing, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
foww, and whatsoevew cweepeth upon t-the eawth, aftew theiw kinds, went 
fowth out of t-the awk. 

8:20 And N-Nyoah buiwded an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD; and took of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cwean 
beast, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cwean foww, and offewed buwnt offewings on t-the 
(o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

8-8:21 And t-the WOWD ^.^ *cuddles you* s-smewwed a sweet savouw; and t-the WOWD said in his 
heawt, I wiww nyot again (O_O;) c-cuwse t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound any mowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow man's sake; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the imaginyation of man's heawt is eviw fwom his youth; nyeithew wiww I 
again smite any mowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing wiving, as I have donye. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Whiwe t-the eawth wemainyeth, seedtime and hawvest, and cowd and 
h-heat, and summew and wintew, and day and nyight shaww nyot cease. 

9:1 And God bwessed N-Nyoah and his ^-^ s-sons, and said u-unto t-them, (☆▽☆) B-Be 
fwuitfuw, and muwtipwy, and wepwenyish t-the eawth. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And t-the f-feaw of you and t-the dwead of you shaww be upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast 
of t-the eawth, and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foww of t-the aiw, upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that moveth 
upon t-the eawth, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fishes of t-the sea; into youw hand awe 
they dewivewed. 

9:3 Evewy moving t-thing that wiveth shaww be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you; even as t-the 
gween hewb have I given you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

9:4 But fwesh with t-the wife t-theweof, which is t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood t-theweof, shaww 
ye nyot eat. 

9:5 And suwewy youw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of youw wives wiww I wequiwe; a-at t-the hand of 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast wiww I wequiwe it, and a-at t-the hand of man; a-at t-the hand of 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's b-bwothew wiww I wequiwe t-the wife of m-man. 

9:6 Whoso sheddeth man's bwood, by man shaww his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be shed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in 
t-the i-image of God m-made he m-man. 

9:7 And y-you, be ye fwuitfuw, and muwtipwy; bwing fowth abundantwy in 
t-the eawth, and m-muwtipwy thewein. 

9:8 And God spake u-unto Nyoah, and to his sons with him, s-saying, 9:9 And 
I, b-behowd, I estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with y-you, and with youw seed aftew 
you; (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And with {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving cweatuwe that is with y-you, of t-the 
foww, of t-the cattwe, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the eawth with you; fwom 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that go out of t-the awk, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the eawth. 

9-9:11 And I wiww estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with y-you, nyeithew shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
fwesh be cut off any mowe by t-the watews of a f-fwood; nyeithew shaww 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any mowe be a fwood to d-destwoy t-the eawth. 

9:12 And God said, This is t-the token of t-the c-covenyant which I make 
b-between m-me and you and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving cweatuwe that is with y-you, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
pewpetuaw genyewations: 9:13 I (^-^*)/ d-do s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bow in t-the c-cwoud, and it shaww 
be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a token of a c-covenyant b-between m-me and t-the eawth. 

9-9:14 And it shaww come to pass, when I bwing a cwoud o-ovew t-the eawth, 
that t-the bow shaww be s-seen in t-the cwoud: 9:15 And I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
c-covenyant, which is b-between m-me and you and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving cweatuwe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
fwesh; and t-the watews shaww nyo mowe become a fwood to d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
;;w;; f-fwesh. 

9:16 And t-the bow shaww be in t-the cwoud; and I wiww wook upon it, that 
I may (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the evewwasting c-covenyant b-between God and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving 
cweatuwe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh that is upon t-the eawth. 

9:17 And God said u-unto Nyoah, This is t-the token of t-the c-covenyant, which 
I have estabwished b-between m-me and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh that is upon t-the eawth. 

9:18 And t-the sons of Nyoah, that went fowth of t-the awk, wewe S-Shem, and 
Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Canyaan. 

9:19 These awe t-the thwee sons of Nyoah: and of t-them w-was t-the w-whowe eawth 
ovewspwead. 

9:20 And N-Nyoah began to be an husbandman, and he pwanted a v-vinyeyawd: 
9:21 And he d-dwank of t-the winye, and w-was dwunken; and he w-was u-uncovewed 
within his tent. 

9:22 And Ham, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of C-Canyaan, saw t-the nyakednyess of his fathew, 
and towd his two (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen without. 

9:23 And Shem and Japheth took a gawment, and w-waid it upon both theiw 
shouwdews, and went backwawd, and covewed t-the nyakednyess of theiw 
f-fathew; and theiw faces wewe backwawd, and they saw nyot theiw fathew's 
nyakednyess. 

9:24 And N-Nyoah awoke fwom his winye, and knyew what his youngew son h-had 
donye u-unto h-him. 

9:25 And he said, Cuwsed be Canyaan; a sewvant of (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww he be 
u-unto his bwethwen. 

9:26 And he said, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of Shem; and Canyaan shaww be 
his sewvant. 

9:27 God shaww enwawge Japheth, and he shaww dweww in t-the tents of 
Shem; and Canyaan shaww be his sewvant. 

9-9:28 And N-Nyoah w-wived aftew t-the fwood thwee hundwed and fifty yeaws. 

9:29 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of N-Nyoah wewe nyinye hundwed and fifty yeaws: and 
he died. 

10:1 Nyow these awe t-the genyewations of t-the sons of Nyoah, S-Shem, Ham, and 
Japheth: and u-unto t-them wewe sons bown aftew t-the fwood. 

1-10:2 The sons of Japheth; G-Gomew, and (＾• ω •＾) M-Magog, and Madai, and Javan, and 
Tubaw, and Meshech, and Tiwas. 

10:3 And t-the sons of G-Gomew; A-Ashkenyaz, and Wiphath, and Togawmah. 

10:4 And t-the sons of Javan; Ewishah, and T-Tawshish, Kittim, and 
Dodanyim. 

1-10:5 By these wewe t-the iswes of t-the G-Gentiwes d-divided in theiw wands; 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye aftew his tongue, aftew theiw famiwies, in theiw nyations. 

10:6 And t-the sons of Ham; Cush, and Mizwaim, and Phut, and Canyaan. 

10:7 And t-the sons of C-Cush; Seba, and Haviwah, and Sabtah, and Waamah, 
and S-Sabtechah: and t-the sons of Waamah; Sheba, and Dedan. 

10:8 And Cush begat Nyimwod: he began to be a mighty onye in t-the eawth. 

10:9 He w-was a mighty huntew befowe t-the WOWD: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe it is said, 
Even as Nyimwod t-the mighty huntew befowe t-the WOWD. 

10:10 And t-the beginnying of his kingdom w-was Babew, and Ewech, and 
Accad, and Cawnyeh, in t-the wand of Shinyaw. 

1-10:11 Out of that wand went fowth Asshuw, and buiwded Nyinyeveh, and t-the 
city Wehoboth, and Cawah, (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And Wesen b-between Nyinyeveh and Cawah: 
t-the same is a gweat city. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And Mizwaim begat Wudim, and Anyamim, and Wehabim, and Nyaphtuhim, 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ P-Pathwusim, and (♡°▽°♡) C-Caswuhim, (out of whom came Phiwistim,) and 
Caphtowim. 

10:15 And Canyaan begat (❤ω❤) S-Sidon his fiwst b-bown, and H-Heth, 1-10:16 And t-the 
Jebusite, and t-the Amowite, and t-the Giwgasite, 1-10:17 And t-the ~(>_<~) H-Hivite, 
and t-the Awkite, and t-the Sinyite, 10:18 And t-the Awvadite, and t-the 
Zemawite, and t-the Hamathite: and aftewwawd wewe t-the famiwies of t-the 
Canyaanyites spwead abwoad. 

10:19 And t-the bowdew of t-the Canyaanyites w-was fwom S-Sidon, as t-thou comest 
to Gewaw, u-unto G-Gaza; as t-thou goest, u-unto Sodom, and Gomowwah, and 
Admah, and Zeboim, even u-unto Washa. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 These awe t-the sons of Ham, aftew theiw famiwies, aftew theiw 
tongues, in theiw countwies, and in theiw nyations. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 Unto Shem awso, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Ebew, t-the 
b-bwothew of Japheth t-the ewdew, even to him wewe chiwdwen bown. 

10:22 The chiwdwen of Shem; Ewam, and Asshuw, and Awphaxad, and Wud, 
and A-Awam. 

1-10:23 And t-the chiwdwen of Awam; Uz, and Huw, and Gethew, and Mash. 

10:24 And Awphaxad begat Sawah; and Sawah begat Ebew. 

10:25 And u-unto Ebew wewe bown two sons: t-the nyame of onye w-was Peweg; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
in his days w-was t-the eawth divided; and his bwothew's nyame w-was Joktan. 

10:26 And J-Joktan begat A-Awmodad, and Sheweph, and Hazawmaveth, and 
Jewah, 10:27 And Hadowam, and Uzaw, and Dikwah, 1-10:28 And Obaw, and 
Abimaew, and Sheba, 10:29 And Ophiw, and Haviwah, and J-Jobab: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
wewe t-the sons of Joktan. 

10:30 And theiw dwewwing w-was fwom (=①ω①=) M-Mesha, as t-thou goest u-unto (⌒▽⌒)☆ S-Sephaw a 
mount of t-the east. 

10:31 These awe t-the sons of S-Shem, aftew theiw famiwies, aftew theiw 
tongues, in theiw wands, aftew theiw nyations. 

10:32 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the sons of Nyoah, aftew theiw 
genyewations, in theiw n-nyations: and by these wewe t-the nyations d-divided 
in t-the eawth aftew t-the fwood. 

11:1 And t-the w-whowe eawth w-was of onye wanguage, and of onye speech. 

11:2 And it came to pass, as they jouwnyeyed fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, that they 
f-found a pwain in t-the wand of Shinyaw; and they d-dwewt thewe. 

11:3 And they said onye to anyothew, Go t-to, wet us make bwick, and buwn 
t-them thowoughwy. And they h-had bwick (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stonye, and swime h-had they (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
m-mowtew. 

11:4 And they said, Go t-to, wet us buiwd us a city and a towew, whose 
top may w-weach u-unto heaven; and wet us make us a nyame, west we be 
scattewed a-abwoad upon t-the f-face of t-the w-whowe eawth. 

11:5 And t-the WOWD came down to s-see t-the city and t-the towew, which t-the 
chiwdwen of men buiwded. 

11:6 And t-the WOWD said, Behowd, t-the peopwe is o-onye, and they have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
onye wanguage; and this they b-begin to do: and nyow nyothing wiww be 
westwainyed fwom t-them, which they have imaginyed to do. 

11:7 Go t-to, wet us go down, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe c-confound theiw wanguage, that 
they may nyot undewstand onye a-anyothew's speech. 

11:8 S-So t-the WOWD scattewed t-them a-abwoad fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence upon t-the f-face of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: and they weft off to buiwd t-the city. 

11:9 Thewefowe is t-the nyame of it cawwed Babew; because t-the WOWD did 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe c-confound t-the wanguage of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence did t-the 
WOWD scattew t-them a-abwoad upon t-the f-face of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

11:10 These awe t-the genyewations of Shem: Shem w-was an hundwed yeaws 
o-owd, and begat Awphaxad two yeaws aftew t-the f-fwood: 11:11 And Shem 
w-wived aftew he begat Awphaxad five hundwed yeaws, and begat sons and 
daughtews. 

11:12 And Awphaxad w-wived five and thiwty yeaws, and begat Sawah: 11:13 
And Awphaxad w-wived aftew he begat Sawah fouw hundwed and thwee yeaws, 
and begat sons and daughtews. 

11:14 And Sawah w-wived thiwty yeaws, and begat E-Ebew: 11:15 And Sawah 
w-wived aftew he begat Ebew fouw hundwed and thwee yeaws, and begat sons 
and daughtews. 

11:16 And Ebew w-wived fouw and thiwty yeaws, and begat Peweg: 11:17 And 
Ebew w-wived aftew he begat Peweg fouw hundwed and thiwty yeaws, and 
begat sons and daughtews. 

11:18 And Peweg w-wived thiwty yeaws, and begat Weu: 11:19 And Peweg 
w-wived aftew he begat Weu two hundwed and nyinye yeaws, and begat sons 
and daughtews. 

11:20 And Weu w-wived two and thiwty yeaws, and begat (╯✧▽✧)╯ S-Sewug: 11:21 And 
Weu w-wived aftew he begat S-Sewug two hundwed and seven yeaws, and begat 
sons and daughtews. 

11:22 And S-Sewug w-wived thiwty yeaws, and begat Nyahow: 1-11:23 And S-Sewug 
w-wived aftew he begat Nyahow two hundwed yeaws, and begat sons and 
daughtews. 

11:24 And Nyahow w-wived nyinye and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws, and begat (*・ω・)ﾉ *looks away* T-Tewah: 11:25 
And Nyahow w-wived aftew he begat Tewah an hundwed and nyinyeteen yeaws, 
and begat sons and daughtews. 

11:26 And Tewah w-wived s-seventy yeaws, and begat (*^.^*) A-Abwam, Nyahow, and 
H-Hawan. 

11:27 Nyow these awe t-the genyewations of (*・ω・)ﾉ *looks away* T-Tewah: Tewah begat (*^.^*) A-Abwam, 
Nyahow, and Hawan; and Hawan begat Wot. 

11:28 And Hawan died befowe his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Tewah in t-the wand of his 
nyativity, in U-Uw of t-the Chawdees. 

1-11:29 And Abwam and Nyahow took t-them wives: t-the nyame of Abwam's wife 
w-was Sawai; and t-the nyame of Nyahow's wife, Miwcah, t-the daughtew of 
Hawan, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Miwcah, and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Iscah. 

11:30 But Sawai w-was b-bawwen; she h-had nyo chiwd. 

11:31 And Tewah took Abwam his son, and W-Wot t-the son of Hawan his son's 
son, and Sawai his daughtew in w-waw, his son Abwam's wife; and they 
went fowth with t-them fwom U-Uw of t-the Chawdees, to go into t-the wand of 
Canyaan; and they came u-unto Hawan, and d-dwewt thewe. 

11:32 And t-the days of Tewah wewe two hundwed and five yeaws: and Tewah 
died in H-Hawan. 

12:1 Nyow t-the WOWD h-had said u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, Get thee out of thy countwy, 
and fwom thy kindwed, and fwom thy fathew's h-house, u-unto a wand that I 
wiww s-shew t-thee: (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And I wiww make of thee a gweat nyation, and I 
wiww bwess thee, and make thy nyame gweat; and t-thou shawt be a 
bwessing: 12:3 And I wiww bwess t-them that bwess thee, and (O_O;) c-cuwse him 
that cuwseth t-thee: and in thee shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww famiwies of t-the eawth be 
bwessed. 

12:4 S-So Abwam depawted, as t-the WOWD h-had spoken u-unto h-him; and W-Wot went 
with him: and Abwam w-was s-seventy and five yeaws o-owd when he depawted 
out of H-Hawan. 

1-12:5 And Abwam took Sawai his wife, and W-Wot his bwothew's son, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw s-substance that they h-had gathewed, and t-the s-souws that they h-had 
gotten in Hawan; and they went fowth to go into t-the wand of Canyaan; 
and into t-the wand of Canyaan they came. 

12:6 And Abwam passed thwough t-the wand u-unto t-the pwace of Sichem, u-unto 
t-the pwain of M-Moweh. And t-the Canyaanyite w-was t-then in t-the wand. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, and said, Unto thy seed wiww I 
g-give this wand: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe buiwded he an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD, who 
appeawed u-unto h-him. 

12:8 And he w-wemoved fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence u-unto a mountain on t-the east of Bethew, 
and (✯◡✯) p-pitched his tent, h-having Bethew on t-the west, and Hai on t-the east: 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he buiwded an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD, and cawwed upon t-the nyame 
of t-the WOWD. 

12:9 And Abwam jouwnyeyed, g-going on stiww towawd t-the south. 

12:10 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a faminye in t-the wand: and Abwam went down into 
Egypt to sojouwn thewe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faminye w-was gwievous in t-the wand. 

1-12:11 And it came to pass, when he w-was come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to entew into Egypt, 
that he said u-unto Sawai his wife, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I knyow that t-thou awt a 
f-faiw woman to wook upon: 12:12 Thewefowe it shaww come to pass, when 
t-the Egyptians shaww s-see thee, that they shaww say, This is his wife: 
and they wiww kiww me, but they wiww s-save thee awive. 

12:13 S-Say, I p-pway thee, t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew: that it may be w-weww with 
m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw shaww wive because of thee. 

12:14 And it came to pass, that, when Abwam w-was come into Egypt, t-the 
Egyptians behewd t-the woman that she w-was vewy faiw. 

1-12:15 The pwinces awso of Phawaoh saw hew, and c-commended hew befowe 
Phawaoh: and t-the woman w-was taken into Phawaoh's house. 

12:16 And he e-entweated Abwam w-weww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew sake: and he h-had sheep, and 
oxen, and he asses, and m-mensewvants, and maidsewvants, and she asses, 
and camews. 

12:17 And t-the WOWD (*≧ω≦*) p-pwagued Phawaoh and his house with gweat pwagues 
because of Sawai Abwam's wife. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 And Phawaoh cawwed Abwam and said, What is this that t-thou hast 
donye u-unto m-me? why didst t-thou nyot teww m-me that she w-was thy wife? 12:19 
Why s-saidst thou, She is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sistew? so I m-might have taken hew to m-me to 
wife: nyow thewefowe (x_x)V b-behowd thy wife, o(>ω<)o t-take hew, and go thy way. 

12:20 And Phawaoh commanded his men c-concewnying him: and they sent him 
away, and his wife, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had. 

13:1 And Abwam went up out of Egypt, he, and his wife, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he 
had, and W-Wot with him, into t-the south. 

13:2 And Abwam w-was vewy wich in cattwe, in s-siwvew, and in gowd. 

13:3 And he went on his jouwnyeys fwom t-the south even to Bethew, u-unto 
t-the pwace whewe his >_> t-tent h-had b-been a-at t-the beginnying, b-between Bethew and 
Hai; 13:4 Unto t-the pwace of t-the awtaw, which he h-had make (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a-at t-the 
fiwst: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Abwam cawwed on t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. 

13:5 And W-Wot awso, which went with (*^.^*) A-Abwam, h-had >w< f-fwocks, and h-hewds, and 
tents. 

13:6 And t-the wand w-was nyot abwe to beaw t-them, that they m-might dweww 
togethew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw s-substance w-was g-gweat, so that they couwd nyot dweww 
togethew. 

13:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a stwife b-between t-the (・_・ヾ *hugs tightly* h-hewdmen of Abwam's cattwe and 
t-the (・_・ヾ *hugs tightly* h-hewdmen of Wot's cattwe: and t-the Canyaanyite and t-the Pewizzite 
d-dwewwed t-then in t-the wand. 

13:8 And Abwam said u-unto Wot, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo stwife, I p-pway thee, 
b-between m-me and thee, and b-between o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (・_・ヾ *hugs tightly* h-hewdmen and thy hewdmen; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we be 
bwethwen. 

13:9 Is nyot t-the w-whowe wand befowe thee? sepawate xDD t-thysewf, I p-pway thee, 
fwom me: if t-thou wiwt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the weft hand, t-then I wiww go to t-the wight; 
ow if t-thou depawt to t-the wight hand, t-then I wiww go to t-the weft. 

1-13:10 And W-Wot w-wifted up his eyes, and behewd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwain of Jowdan, 
that it w-was w-weww watewed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe, befowe t-the WOWD destwoyed Sodom 
and Gomowwah, even as t-the gawden of t-the WOWD, w-wike t-the wand of Egypt, 
as t-thou comest u-unto Zoaw. 

1-13:11 T-Then W-Wot chose him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwain of Jowdan; and W-Wot jouwnyeyed 
east: and they sepawated themsewves t-the onye fwom t-the o-othew. 

13:12 Abwam d-dwewwed in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and W-Wot d-dwewwed in t-the 
c-cities of t-the pwain, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched his >_> t-tent towawd Sodom. 

13:13 But t-the men of Sodom wewe wicked and sinnyews befowe t-the WOWD 
exceedingwy. 

13:14 And t-the WOWD said u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, aftew that W-Wot w-was sepawated fwom 
him, W-Wift up nyow thinye eyes, and wook fwom t-the pwace whewe t-thou awt 
nyowthwawd, and southwawd, and eastwawd, and westwawd: 13:15 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the wand which t-thou seest, to thee wiww I g-give it, and to thy seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

1-13:16 And I wiww make thy seed as t-the dust of t-the eawth: so that if a 
man c-can (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-the dust of t-the eawth, t-then shaww thy seed awso be 
nyumbewed. 

13:17 Awise, wawk thwough t-the wand in t-the wength of it and in t-the 
bweadth of it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww g-give it u-unto thee. 

13:18 T-Then Abwam w-wemoved his tent, and came and d-dwewt in t-the pwain of 
Mamwe, which is in Hebwon, and b-buiwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

14:1 And it came to pass in t-the days of Amwaphew king of Shinyaw, 
Awioch king of Ewwasaw, C-Chedowwaomew king of Ewam, and Tidaw king of 
nyations; 14:2 That these m-made waw with Bewa king of Sodom, and with 
Biwsha king of Gomowwah, Shinyab king of Admah, and Shemebew king of 
Zeboiim, and t-the king of Bewa, which is Zoaw. 

14:3 Aww these wewe j-joinyed togethew in t-the vawe of Siddim, which is 
t-the sawt sea. 

14:4 T-Twewve yeaws they sewved Chedowwaomew, and in t-the thiwteenth yeaw 
they w-webewwed. 

1-14:5 And in t-the fouwteenth yeaw came Chedowwaomew, and t-the kings that 
wewe with him, and smote t-the Wephaims in A-Ashtewoth Kawnyaim, and t-the 
Zuzims in Ham, and t-the E-Emins in Shaveh Kiwiathaim, 14:6 And t-the 
H-Howites in theiw mount Seiw, u-unto Ewpawan, which is by t-the wiwdewnyess. 

14:7 And they wetuwnyed, and came to Enmishpat, which is Kadesh, and 
smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy of t-the Amawekites, and awso t-the A-Amowites, that 
d-dwewt in Hazezontamaw. 

14:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out t-the king of Sodom, and t-the king of Gomowwah, 
and t-the king of Admah, and t-the king of Zeboiim, and t-the king of Bewa 
(-(the same is ♡(｡- ω -) *twerks* Z-Zoaw;) and they j-joinyed battwe with t-them in t-the vawe of 
Siddim; 14:9 With C-Chedowwaomew t-the king of Ewam, and with Tidaw king 
of n-nyations, and Amwaphew king of Shinyaw, and Awioch king of E-Ewwasaw; 
fouw kings with five. 

14:10 And t-the vawe of S-Siddim w-was f-fuww of swimepits; and t-the kings of 
Sodom and Gomowwah fwed, and feww thewe; and they that wemainyed fwed 
to t-the mountain. 

14:11 And they took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goods of Sodom and Gomowwah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
victuaws, and went theiw way. 

1-14:12 And they took Wot, Abwam's bwothew's son, who d-dwewt in Sodom, 
and his goods, and depawted. 

14:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came onye that h-had escaped, and towd Abwam t-the Hebwew; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he d-dwewt in t-the pwain of Mamwe t-the Amowite, b-bwothew of E-Eshcow, and 
b-bwothew of Anyew: and these wewe {{ (>_<) }} c-confedewate with Abwam. 

14:14 And when Abwam heawd that his b-bwothew w-was taken captive, he 
awmed his twainyed sewvants, bown in his own h-house, thwee hundwed and 
eighteen, and puwsued t-them u-unto Dan. 

1-14:15 And he d-divided himsewf against t-them, he and his sewvants, by 
nyight, and smote t-them, and puwsued t-them u-unto Hobah, which is on t-the 
weft hand of D-Damascus. 

14:16 And he b-bwought back (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goods, and awso b-bwought again his 
b-bwothew Wot, and his goods, and t-the w-women awso, and t-the peopwe. 

14:17 And t-the king of Sodom went out to meet him aftew his (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom 
t-the swaughtew of Chedowwaomew, and of t-the kings that wewe with him, a-at 
t-the vawwey of Shaveh, which is t-the king's dawe. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And Mewchizedek king of Sawem b-bwought fowth bwead and winye: and 
he w-was t-the pwiest of t-the most high God. 

1-14:19 And he bwessed him, and said, Bwessed be Abwam of t-the most high 
G-God, possessow of heaven and eawth: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And bwessed be t-the most high 
G-God, which hath dewivewed thinye enyemies into thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he gave him 
tithes of aww. 

1-14:21 And t-the king of Sodom said u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, Give m-me t-the p-pewsons, and 
o(>ω<)o t-take t-the goods to thysewf. 

14:22 And Abwam said to t-the king of Sodom, I have wift up minye hand 
u-unto t-the WOWD, t-the most high G-God, t-the possessow of heaven and eawth, 
14:23 That I wiww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take fwom a thwead even to a shoewatchet, and 
that I wiww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take any t-thing that is thinye, west t-thou shouwdest say, 
I have m-made Abwam w-wich: 14:24 Save onwy that which t-the young men have 
eaten, and t-the powtion of t-the men which went with me, Anyew, E-Eshcow, 
and Mamwe; wet t-them o(>ω<)o t-take theiw powtion. 

15:1 Aftew these things t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Abwam in a 
vision, s-saying, Feaw nyot, Abwam: I am thy s-shiewd, and thy exceeding 
gweat wewawd. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And Abwam said, WOWD G-God, what wiwt t-thou g-give me, seeing I go 
chiwdwess, and t-the stewawd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house is this Ewiezew of Damascus? 
1-15:3 And Abwam said, Behowd, to m-me t-thou hast given nyo seed: and, wo, 
onye bown in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house is minye heiw. 

:3 1-15:4 And, b-behowd, t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto him, s-saying, This 
shaww nyot be thinye heiw; but he that shaww come fowth out of thinye own 
b-bowews shaww be thinye heiw. 

1-15:5 And he b-bwought him fowth abwoad, and said, Wook nyow towawd 
heaven, and teww t-the s-staws, if t-thou be abwe to (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew (=`ω´=) t-them: and he 
said u-unto him, S-So shaww thy seed be. 

15:6 And he bewieved in t-the WOWD; and he c-counted it to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

15:7 And he said u-unto him, I am t-the WOWD that b-bwought thee out of U-Uw 
of t-the Chawdees, to g-give thee this wand to i-inhewit it. 

15:8 And he said, WOWD G-God, wheweby shaww I knyow that I shaww i-inhewit 
it? 15:9 And he said u-unto him, Take m-me an heifew of thwee yeaws o-owd, 
and a she goat of thwee yeaws o-owd, and a wam of thwee yeaws o-owd, and a 
tuwtwedove, and a young pigeon. 

15:10 And he took u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these, and d-divided t-them in t-the midst, 
and w-waid each piece onye against anyothew: but t-the biwds d-divided he n-nyot. 

15:11 And when t-the f-fowws came down upon t-the cawcases, Abwam (o_O)! d-dwove t-them 
away. 

15:12 And when t-the sun w-was g-going down, a (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep feww upon Abwam; 
and, wo, an howwow of gweat dawknyess feww upon h-him. 

1-15:13 And he said u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, K-Knyow of a s-suwety that thy seed shaww be 
a stwangew in a wand that is nyot theiw's, and shaww sewve t-them; and 
they shaww affwict t-them fouw hundwed yeaws; 15:14 And awso that 
nyation, whom they shaww sewve, wiww I judge: and aftewwawd shaww they 
come out with gweat substance. 

15:15 And t-thou shawt go to thy f-fathews in peace; t-thou shawt be buwied 
in a g-good o-owd age. 

15:16 But in t-the fouwth genyewation they shaww come hithew ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the i-inyiquity of t-the Amowites is nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet fuww. 

15:17 And it came to pass, that, when t-the sun went down, and it w-was 
dawk, (x_x)V b-behowd a smoking fuwnyace, and a b-buwnying wamp that passed b-between 
those pieces. 

15:18 In t-the same day t-the WOWD m-made a c-covenyant with (*^.^*) A-Abwam, s-saying, 
Unto thy seed have I given this wand, fwom t-the wivew of Egypt u-unto t-the 
gweat wivew, t-the wivew E-Euphwates: 1-15:19 The Kenyites, and t-the 
Kenyizzites, and t-the Kadmonyites, 1-15:20 And t-the Hittites, and t-the 
Pewizzites, and t-the Wephaims, 15:21 And t-the A-Amowites, and t-the 
Canyaanyites, and t-the Giwgashites, and t-the Jebusites. 

16:1 Nyow Sawai Abwam's wife bawe him nyo chiwdwen: and she h-had an 
h-handmaid, an Egyptian, whose nyame w-was Hagaw. 

16:2 And Sawai said u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, t-the WOWD hath westwainyed 
m-me fwom beawing: I p-pway thee, go in u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my maid; it may be that I may 
obtain chiwdwen by hew. And Abwam heawkenyed to t-the voice of S-Sawai. 

16:3 And Sawai Abwam's wife took H-Hagaw hew m-maid t-the Egyptian, aftew 
Abwam h-had d-dwewt t-ten yeaws in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and gave hew to hew 
h-husband Abwam to be his wife. 

16:4 And he went in u-unto Hagaw, and she c-conceived: and when she saw 
that she h-had conceived, hew mistwess w-was (>_<) d-despised in hew eyes. 

16:5 And Sawai said u-unto (*^.^*) A-Abwam, My w-wwong be upon t-thee: I have given o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
m-maid into thy bosom; and when she saw that she h-had conceived, I w-was 
(>_<) d-despised in hew eyes: t-the WOWD j-judge b-between m-me and thee. 

1-16:6 But Abwam said u-unto Sawai, Behowd, thy m-maid is in thinye hand; (^-^*)/ d-do 
to hew as it pweaseth thee. And when Sawai d-deawt hawdwy with hew, she 
fwed fwom hew (￣ω￣) f-face. 

16:7 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD f-found hew by a fountain of w-watew in t-the 
wiwdewnyess, by t-the fountain in t-the w-way to Shuw. 

16:8 And he said, Hagaw, Sawai's maid, whence camest thou? and whithew 
wiwt t-thou go? And she said, I fwee fwom t-the f-face of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mistwess S-Sawai. 

1-16:9 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto hew, W-Wetuwn to thy mistwess, 
and submit t-thysewf undew hew hands. 

1-16:10 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto hew, I wiww m-muwtipwy thy 
seed e-exceedingwy, that it shaww nyot be nyumbewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

16:11 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto hew, Behowd, t-thou awt with 
c-chiwd and shawt beaw a son, and shawt caww his nyame Ishmaew; because 
t-the WOWD hath heawd thy affwiction. 

1-16:12 And he wiww be a wiwd man; his hand wiww be against {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, 
and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's hand against h-him; and he shaww dweww in t-the pwesence 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bwethwen. 

16:13 And she cawwed t-the nyame of t-the WOWD that spake u-unto hew, T-Thou 
God seest me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she said, H-Have I awso hewe wooked aftew him that 
seeth m-me? 1-16:14 Whewefowe t-the w-weww w-was cawwed Beewwahaiwoi; b-behowd, 
it is b-between K-Kadesh and Bewed. 

xDD 1-16:15 And H-Hagaw bawe Abwam a son: and Abwam cawwed his son's nyame, 
which H-Hagaw bawe, I-Ishmaew. 

16:16 And Abwam w-was fouwscowe and six yeaws o-owd, when H-Hagaw bawe 
Ishmaew to Abwam. 

17:1 And when Abwam w-was nyinyety yeaws o-owd and nyinye, t-the WOWD appeawed 
to (*^.^*) A-Abwam, and said u-unto him, I am t-the Awmighty God; wawk befowe me, 
and be t-thou p-pewfect. 

17:2 And I wiww make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant b-between m-me and thee, and wiww 
m-muwtipwy thee exceedingwy. 

17:3 And Abwam feww on his f-face: and God t-tawked with him, s-saying, 17:4 
As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant is with thee, and t-thou shawt be a 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew of many nyations. 

17:5 N-Nyeithew shaww thy nyame any mowe be cawwed (*^.^*) A-Abwam, but thy nyame 
shaww be Abwaham; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a o(>ω<)o f-fathew of many nyations have I m-made thee. 

17:6 And I wiww make thee exceeding fwuitfuw, and I wiww make nyations 
of thee, and kings shaww come out of thee. 

17:7 And I wiww estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant b-between m-me and thee and thy seed 
aftew thee in theiw genyewations (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an evewwasting c-covenyant, to be a 
God u-unto thee, and to thy seed aftew thee. 

1-17:8 And I wiww g-give u-unto thee, and to thy seed aftew thee, t-the wand 
whewein t-thou awt a s-stwangew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of C-Canyaan, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an 
evewwasting possession; and I wiww be theiw God. 

17:9 And God said u-unto A-Abwaham, T-Thou shawt keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant thewefowe, 
thou, and thy seed aftew thee in theiw genyewations. 

17:10 This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant, which ye shaww k-keep, b-between m-me and you and 
thy seed aftew thee; Evewy man c-chiwd among you shaww be c-ciwcumcised. 

17:11 And ye shaww ciwcumcise t-the fwesh of youw foweskin; and it shaww 
be a token of t-the c-covenyant b-betwixt m-me and you. 

17:12 And he that is eight days o-owd shaww be ciwcumcised among y-you, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man c-chiwd in youw genyewations, he that is bown in t-the h-house, ow 
bought with monyey of any s-stwangew, which is nyot of thy seed. 

17:13 He that is bown in thy h-house, and he that is bought with thy 
monyey, (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds be ciwcumcised: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant shaww be in youw 
fwesh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an evewwasting covenyant. 

17:14 And t-the u-unciwcumcised man c-chiwd whose fwesh of his foweskin is 
nyot (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, that souw shaww be cut off fwom his peopwe; he hath 
bwoken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my covenyant. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And God said u-unto A-Abwaham, As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sawai thy wife, t-thou shawt nyot 
caww hew nyame Sawai, but Sawah shaww hew nyame be. 

17:16 And I wiww bwess hew, and g-give thee a son awso of hew: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I 
wiww bwess hew, and she shaww be a mothew of nyations; kings of peopwe 
shaww be of hew. 

17:17 T-Then A-Abwaham feww upon his face, and waughed, and said in his 
heawt, Shaww a c-chiwd be bown u-unto him that is an hundwed yeaws owd? 
and shaww S-Sawah, that is nyinyety yeaws o-owd, beaw? 17:18 And A-Abwaham 
said u-unto G-God, O-O that Ishmaew m-might wive befowe thee! 17:19 And God 
said, Sawah thy wife shaww beaw thee a son indeed; and t-thou shawt caww 
his nyame Isaac: and I wiww estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an 
evewwasting c-covenyant, and with his seed aftew h-him. 

17:20 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Ishmaew, I have heawd t-thee: Behowd, I have bwessed 
him, and wiww make him fwuitfuw, and wiww m-muwtipwy him e-exceedingwy; 
twewve pwinces shaww he beget, and I wiww make him a gweat n-nyation. 

17:21 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant wiww I estabwish with Isaac, which Sawah shaww 
beaw u-unto thee a-at this s-set time in t-the nyext y-yeaw. 

17:22 And he weft off tawking with him, and God went up fwom (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

17:23 And A-Abwaham took Ishmaew his son, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe bown in his 
h-house, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe bought with his monyey, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe among t-the 
men of Abwaham's h-house; and ciwcumcised t-the fwesh of theiw foweskin in 
t-the sewfsame day, as God h-had said u-unto h-him. 

17:24 And A-Abwaham w-was nyinyety yeaws o-owd and nyinye, when he w-was 
ciwcumcised in t-the fwesh of his foweskin. 

17:25 And Ishmaew his son w-was thiwteen yeaws o-owd, when he w-was 
ciwcumcised in t-the fwesh of his foweskin. 

17:26 In t-the sewfsame day w-was A-Abwaham (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, and Ishmaew his 
(＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

17:27 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of his h-house, bown in t-the h-house, and bought with 
monyey of t-the s-stwangew, wewe ciwcumcised with h-him. 

18:1 And t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto him in t-the pwains of Mamwe: and he sat 
in t-the >_> t-tent doow in t-the heat of t-the >_> d-day; 18:2 And he wift up his eyes 
and wooked, and, wo, thwee men s-stood by him: and when he saw t-them, he 
wan to meet t-them fwom t-the >_> t-tent d-doow, and b-bowed himsewf towawd t-the 
g-gwound, 18:3 And said, My WOWD, if nyow I have f-found favouw in thy 
s-sight, pass nyot away, I p-pway thee, fwom thy sewvant: 18:4 Wet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
watew, I p-pway y-you, be fetched, and w-wash youw feet, and w-west youwsewves 
undew t-the twee: 18:5 And I wiww fetch a m-mowsew of bwead, and comfowt 
ye youw heawts; aftew that ye shaww pass on: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thewefowe awe ye come 
to youw sewvant. And they said, S-So do, as t-thou hast said. 

18:6 And A-Abwaham h-hastenyed into t-the >_> t-tent u-unto S-Sawah, and said, Make 
weady quickwy thwee measuwes of finye m-meaw, knyead it, and make c-cakes 
upon t-the heawth. 

18:7 And A-Abwaham wan u-unto t-the hewd, and fetcht a cawf tendew and g-good, 
and gave it u-unto a young man; and he hasted to dwess it. 

18:8 And he took b-buttew, and miwk, and t-the cawf which he h-had dwessed, 
and s-set it befowe t-them; and he s-stood by t-them undew t-the twee, and they 
did eat. 

18:9 And they said u-unto him, Whewe is Sawah thy wife? And he said, 
Behowd, in t-the tent. 

18:10 And he said, I wiww cewtainwy (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto thee a-accowding to t-the 
time of wife; and, wo, Sawah thy wife shaww have a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And Sawah 
heawd it in t-the >_> t-tent d-doow, which w-was behind h-him. 

1-18:11 Nyow A-Abwaham and Sawah wewe o-owd and w-weww s-stwicken in age; and it 
ceased to be with Sawah aftew t-the m-mannyew of w-women. 

18:12 Thewefowe Sawah w-waughed within hewsewf, s-saying, Aftew I am (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed 
o-owd shaww I have p-pweasuwe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd being o-owd awso? 18:13 And t-the WOWD 
said u-unto A-Abwaham, Whewefowe did Sawah waugh, s-saying, Shaww I of a 
s-suwety beaw a chiwd, which am owd? 18:14 Is any t-thing too hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the WOWD? {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the time appointed I wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto thee, a-accowding to 
t-the time of w-wife, and Sawah shaww have a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

18:15 T-Then Sawah denyied, s-saying, I w-waughed n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she w-was afwaid. 
And he said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but t-thou didst waugh. 

18:16 And t-the men w-wose up fwom thence, and wooked towawd S-Sodom: and 
A-Abwaham went with t-them to bwing t-them on t-the way. 

18:17 And t-the WOWD said, Shaww I hide fwom A-Abwaham that t-thing which I 
do; 18:18 Seeing that A-Abwaham shaww suwewy become a gweat and mighty 
nyation, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations of t-the eawth shaww be bwessed in h-him? 
18:19 Fow I knyow him, that he wiww command his chiwdwen and his 
(o-_-o) h-househowd aftew him, and they shaww keep t-the w-way of t-the WOWD, to (^-^*)/ d-do 
justice and judgment; that t-the WOWD may bwing upon A-Abwaham that which 
he hath spoken of h-him. 

18:20 And t-the WOWD said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of Sodom and Gomowwah is 
g-gweat, and because theiw sin is vewy gwievous; 1-18:21 I wiww go down 
n-nyow, and s-see whethew they have donye awtogethew a-accowding to t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of 
it, which is come u-unto m-me; and if nyot, I wiww knyow. 

18:22 And t-the men (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw faces fwom thence, and went towawd 
S-Sodom: but A-Abwaham s-stood (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet befowe t-the WOWD. 

1-18:23 And A-Abwaham dwew nyeaw, and said, Wiwt t-thou awso d-destwoy t-the 
wighteous with t-the wicked? 18:24 Pewadventuwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be fifty 
wighteous within t-the city: wiwt t-thou awso d-destwoy and nyot spawe t-the 
pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fifty wighteous that awe thewein? 18:25 That be faw 
fwom thee to (^-^*)/ d-do aftew this m-mannyew, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wighteous with t-the 
wicked: and that t-the wighteous shouwd be as t-the w-wicked, that be faw 
fwom t-thee: Shaww nyot t-the Judge of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth (^-^*)/ d-do wight? 18:26 And 
t-the WOWD said, If I f-find in Sodom fifty wighteous within t-the city, 
t-then I wiww spawe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sakes. 

18:27 And A-Abwaham answewed and said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I have taken upon m-me 
to speak u-unto t-the WOWD, which am but dust and ashes: 18:28 
Pewadventuwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww wack five of t-the fifty w-wighteous: wiwt t-thou 
d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wack of five? And he said, If I f-find (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
f-fowty and five, I wiww nyot d-destwoy it. 

18:29 And he spake u-unto him (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again, and said, Pewadventuwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be f-fowty f-found thewe. And he said, I wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fowty's 
sake. 

18:30 And he said u-unto him, O-Oh wet nyot t-the WOWD be angwy, and I wiww 
speak: Pewadventuwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww thiwty be f-found thewe. And he said, I 
wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do it, if I f-find thiwty thewe. 

18:31 And he said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I have taken upon m-me to speak u-unto t-the 
WOWD: Pewadventuwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty f-found thewe. And he said, I 
wiww nyot d-destwoy it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow twenty's sake. 

(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 And he said, O-Oh wet nyot t-the WOWD be angwy, and I wiww speak (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
but this once: Pewadventuwe t-ten shaww be f-found thewe. And he said, I 
wiww nyot d-destwoy it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ten's sake. 

(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 And t-the WOWD went his way, as soon as he h-had weft communying with 
Abwaham: and A-Abwaham wetuwnyed u-unto his pwace. 

19:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came two angews to Sodom a-at even; and W-Wot sat in t-the 
gate of S-Sodom: and W-Wot seeing t-them w-wose up to meet t-them; and he b-bowed 
himsewf with his f-face towawd t-the g-gwound; 19:2 And he said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, tuwn in, I p-pway y-you, into youw sewvant's h-house, and tawwy 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight, and w-wash youw feet, and ye shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up e-eawwy, and go on 
youw w-ways. And they said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but we wiww abide in t-the stweet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
nyight. 

19:3 And he pwessed upon t-them gweatwy; and they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed in u-unto him, 
and entewed into his h-house; and he m-made t-them a f-feast, and did ;;w;; b-bake 
unweavenyed bwead, and they did eat. 

19:4 But befowe they way down, t-the men of t-the city, even t-the men of 
Sodom, compassed t-the house wound, both o-owd and (O.O) y-young, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe 
fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy quawtew: 19:5 And they cawwed u-unto Wot, and said u-unto him, 
Whewe awe t-the men which came in to thee this nyight? bwing t-them out 
u-unto u-us, that we may knyow them. 

1-19:6 And W-Wot went out a-at t-the doow u-unto t-them, and s-shut t-the doow aftew 
him, 19:7 And said, I p-pway y-you, bwethwen, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot so wickedwy. 

19:8 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I have two daughtews which have nyot knyown man; wet 
me, I p-pway y-you, bwing t-them out u-unto y-you, and (^-^*)/ d-do ye to t-them as is g-good 
in youw eyes: onwy u-unto these men (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thewefowe came they 
undew t-the shadow of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woof. 

19:9 And they said, Stand back. And they said again, This onye f-fewwow 
came in to sojouwn, and he wiww nyeeds be a judge: nyow wiww we d-deaw 
wowse with thee, than with them. And they pwessed sowe upon t-the ^.^ m-man, 
even Wot, and came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to bweak t-the d-doow. 

19:10 But t-the men put fowth theiw hand, and puwwed W-Wot into t-the house 
to t-them, and s-shut to t-the d-doow. 

1-19:11 And they smote t-the men that wewe a-at t-the doow of t-the house with 
bwindnyess, both smaww and (=`ω´=) g-gweat: so that they weawied themsewves to 
f-find t-the d-doow. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And t-the men said u-unto Wot, Hast t-thou hewe any besides? son in 
w-waw, and thy ^-^ s-sons, and thy (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and whatsoevew t-thou hast in t-the 
city, bwing t-them out of this p-pwace: 19:13 Fow we wiww d-destwoy this 
pwace, because t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-them is waxen gweat befowe t-the f-face of t-the 
WOWD; and t-the WOWD hath sent us to d-destwoy it. 

19:14 And W-Wot went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and spake u-unto his sons in w-waw, which mawwied 
his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and said, Up, get you out of this pwace; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
wiww d-destwoy this city. But he seemed as onye that mocked u-unto his sons 
in waw. 

19:15 And when t-the mownying a-awose, t-then t-the angews h-hastenyed Wot, 
s-saying, Awise, o(>ω<)o t-take thy wife, and thy two (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, which awe hewe; 
west t-thou be consumed in t-the i-inyiquity of t-the city. 

19:16 And whiwe he wingewed, t-the men w-waid h-howd upon his hand, and upon 
t-the hand of his wife, and upon t-the hand of his two daughtews; t-the WOWD 
being m-mewcifuw u-unto him: and they b-bwought him fowth, and s-set him 
without t-the city. 

19:17 And it came to pass, when they h-had b-bwought t-them fowth abwoad, 
that he said, E-Escape (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wife; wook nyot behind thee, nyeithew stay 
t-thou in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwain; escape to t-the mountain, west t-thou be consumed. 

19:18 And W-Wot said u-unto t-them, O-Oh, nyot so, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my WOWD: 19:19 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, 
thy sewvant hath f-found gwace in thy s-sight, and t-thou hast m-magnyified thy 
m-mewcy, which t-thou hast shewed u-unto m-me in saving o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife; and I c-cannyot 
escape to t-the mountain, west s-some eviw o(>ω<)o t-take me, and I die: 19:20 
(　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, this city is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to fwee u-unto, and it is a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onye: 
O-Oh, wet m-me escape thithew, (-(is it nyot a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onye?) and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw shaww 
w-wive. 

19:21 And he said u-unto him, See, I have accepted thee c-concewnying this 
t-thing awso, that I wiww nyot ovewthwow this city, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the which t-thou 
hast spoken. 

1-19:22 H-Haste thee, escape thithew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I c-cannyot (^-^*)/ d-do anything tiww t-thou 
be come thithew. Thewefowe t-the nyame of t-the city w-was cawwed Zoaw. 

19:23 The sun w-was wisen upon t-the eawth when W-Wot entewed into Zoaw. 

19:24 T-Then t-the WOWD wainyed upon Sodom and upon Gomowwah (っ˘ω˘ς ) b-bwimstonye and 
fiwe fwom t-the WOWD out of heaven; 19:25 And he ovewthwew those cities, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwain, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the cities, and that 
which gwew upon t-the gwound. 

19:26 But his wife wooked back fwom behind him, and she became a 
piwwaw of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-sawt. 

19:27 And A-Abwaham gat up eawwy in t-the mownying to t-the pwace whewe he 
s-stood befowe t-the WOWD: 19:28 And he wooked towawd Sodom and Gomowwah, 
and towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of t-the pwain, and behewd, and, wo, t-the smoke 
of t-the c-countwy went up as t-the smoke of a fuwnyace. 

19:29 And it came to pass, when God destwoyed t-the c-cities of t-the pwain, 
that God wemembewed A-Abwaham, and sent W-Wot out of t-the m-midst of t-the 
ovewthwow, when he ovewthwew t-the c-cities in t-the which W-Wot d-dwewt. 

1-19:30 And W-Wot went up out of Zoaw, and d-dwewt in t-the mountain, and his 
two daughtews with h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he feawed to dweww in Zoaw: and he d-dwewt 
in a cave, he and his two daughtews. 

19:31 And t-the fiwstbown said u-unto t-the youngew, O-Ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew is o-owd, and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a man in t-the eawth to come in u-unto us aftew t-the m-mannyew of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: 19:32 Come, wet us make ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew dwink winye, and we 
wiww w-wie with him, that we may pwesewve seed of ouw fathew. 

19:33 And they m-made theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew dwink winye that nyight: and t-the 
fiwstbown went in, and way with hew f-fathew; and he pewceived nyot when 
she way down, (=`ω´=) n-nyow when she awose. 

19:34 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that t-the fiwstbown said u-unto 
t-the youngew, Behowd, I way yestewnyight with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew: wet us make him 
dwink winye this nyight awso; and go t-thou in, and w-wie with him, that we 
may pwesewve seed of ouw fathew. 

19:35 And they m-made theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew dwink winye that nyight awso: and t-the 
youngew a-awose, and way with h-him; and he pewceived nyot when she way 
down, (=`ω´=) n-nyow when she awose. 

19:36 T-Thus wewe both t-the daughtews of W-Wot with c-chiwd by theiw fathew. 

19:37 And t-the fiwst bown bawe a son, and cawwed his nyame M-Moab: t-the 
same is t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the Moabites u-unto this d-day. 

19:38 And t-the youngew, she awso bawe a son, and cawwed his nyame 
Benyammi: t-the same is t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon u-unto this 
d-day. 

20:1 And A-Abwaham jouwnyeyed fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence towawd t-the south countwy, and 
d-dwewwed b-between K-Kadesh and Shuw, and s-sojouwnyed in Gewaw. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And A-Abwaham said of Sawah his wife, She is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew: and 
A-Abimewech king of Gewaw sent, and took Sawah. 

20:3 But God came to A-Abimewech in a dweam by nyight, and said to him, 
Behowd, t-thou awt but a dead ^.^ m-man, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the woman which t-thou hast taken; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she is a man's wife. 

20:4 But A-Abimewech h-had nyot come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw hew: and he said, WOWD, wiwt t-thou 
(✧∀✧)/ s-sway awso a wighteous nyation? 20:5 Said he nyot u-unto me, She is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-sistew? and she, even she hewsewf said, He is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew: in t-the 
:33 i-integwity of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt and innyocency of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands have I donye this. 

20:6 And God said u-unto him in a dweam, Yea, I knyow that t-thou didst 
this in t-the :33 i-integwity of thy heawt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I awso withhewd thee fwom 
sinnying against me: thewefowe suffewed I thee nyot to touch hew. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 Nyow thewefowe westowe t-the man his wife; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is a pwophet, and 
he shaww p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and t-thou shawt w-wive: and if t-thou westowe hew 
nyot, knyow t-thou that t-thou shawt suwewy die, thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe 
thinye. 

20:8 Thewefowe A-Abimewech w-wose eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
sewvants, and towd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things in theiw eaws: and t-the men wewe 
sowe afwaid. 

20:9 T-Then A-Abimewech cawwed A-Abwaham, and said u-unto him, What hast t-thou 
donye u-unto us? and what have I o-offended thee, that t-thou hast b-bwought on 
m-me and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom a gweat s-sin? t-thou hast donye deeds u-unto m-me that 
ought nyot to be donye. 

20:10 And A-Abimewech said u-unto A-Abwaham, What sawest thou, that t-thou 
hast donye this thing? 2-20:11 And A-Abwaham said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I t-thought, 
S-Suwewy t-the f-feaw of God is nyot in this pwace; and they wiww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife's sake. 

2-20:12 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet indeed she is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew; she is t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fathew, but nyot t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew; and she became o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. 

2-20:13 And it came to pass, when God caused m-me to wandew fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fathew's h-house, that I said u-unto hew, This is thy k-kindnyess which t-thou 
shawt s-shew u-unto m-me; a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace whithew we shaww come, say of me, 
He is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew. 

2-20:14 And A-Abimewech took sheep, and oxen, and m-mensewvants, and 
womensewvants, and gave t-them u-unto A-Abwaham, and westowed him Sawah his 
wife. 

2-20:15 And A-Abimewech said, Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand is befowe t-thee: dweww whewe 
it pweaseth thee. 

20:16 And u-unto Sawah he said, Behowd, I have given thy b-bwothew a 
t-thousand pieces of siwvew: b-behowd, he is to thee a covewing of t-the 
eyes, u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe with thee, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew: thus she w-was 
wepwoved. 

2-20:17 S-So A-Abwaham pwayed u-unto G-God: and God heawed Abimewech, and his 
wife, and his m-maidsewvants; and they bawe chiwdwen. 

20:18 Fow t-the WOWD h-had fast cwosed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wombs of t-the house of 
Abimewech, because of Sawah Abwaham's wife. 

21:1 And t-the WOWD v-visited Sawah as he h-had said, and t-the WOWD did u-unto 
Sawah as he h-had spoken. 

21:2 Fow Sawah conceived, and bawe A-Abwaham a son in his o-owd (￣ω￣) a-age, a-at 
t-the s-set time of which God h-had spoken to h-him. 

21:3 And A-Abwaham cawwed t-the nyame of his son that w-was bown u-unto him, 
whom Sawah bawe to him, Isaac. 

21:4 And A-Abwaham ciwcumcised his son Isaac being eight days o-owd, as 
God h-had commanded h-him. 

21:5 And A-Abwaham w-was an hundwed yeaws o-owd, when his son Isaac w-was bown 
u-unto h-him. 

2-21:6 And Sawah said, God hath m-made m-me to waugh, so that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that h-heaw 
wiww waugh with me. 

21:7 And she said, Who w-wouwd have said u-unto A-Abwaham, that Sawah shouwd 
have given chiwdwen suck? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have bown him a son in his o-owd age. 

21:8 And t-the c-chiwd gwew, and w-was weanyed: and A-Abwaham m-made a gweat 
(♡°▽°♡) f-feast t-the same day that Isaac w-was weanyed. 

21:9 And Sawah saw t-the son of H-Hagaw t-the Egyptian, which she h-had bown 
u-unto A-Abwaham, mocking. 

21:10 Whewefowe she said u-unto A-Abwaham, Cast out this bondwoman and hew 
son: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the son of this bondwoman shaww nyot be h-heiw with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, even 
with Isaac. 

21:11 And t-the t-thing w-was vewy gwievous in Abwaham's sight because of 
his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

21:12 And God said u-unto A-Abwaham, Wet it nyot be gwievous in thy sight 
because of t-the wad, and because of thy bondwoman; in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Sawah 
hath said u-unto thee, heawken u-unto hew v-voice; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in Isaac shaww thy 
seed be cawwed. 

2-21:13 And awso of t-the son of t-the bondwoman wiww I make a nyation, 
because he is thy seed. 

21:14 And A-Abwaham w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and took bwead, and a 
bottwe of watew, and gave it u-unto Hagaw, putting it on hew (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, 
and t-the chiwd, and sent hew (☆ω☆) a-away: and she depawted, and OwO w-wandewed in 
t-the wiwdewnyess of Beewsheba. 

2-21:15 And t-the w-watew w-was spent in t-the bottwe, and she cast t-the c-chiwd 
undew onye of t-the shwubs. 

21:16 And she went, and sat hew down o-ovew against him a g-good w-way off, 
as it wewe a bow shot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she said, Wet m-me nyot s-see t-the death of t-the 
chiwd. And she sat o-ovew against him, and wift up hew voice, and wept. 

21:17 And God heawd t-the voice of t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ w-wad; and t-the angew of God cawwed 
to H-Hagaw out of heaven, and said u-unto hew, What aiweth thee, Hagaw? 
f-feaw n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath heawd t-the voice of t-the wad whewe he is. 

2-21:18 Awise, wift up t-the wad, and h-howd him in thinye hand; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww 
make him a gweat n-nyation. 

2-21:19 And God openyed hew eyes, and she saw a w-weww of watew; and she 
went, and fiwwed t-the bottwe with watew, and gave t-the wad d-dwink. 

21:20 And God w-was with t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ w-wad; and he gwew, and d-dwewt in t-the 
wiwdewnyess, and became an :3 a-awchew. 

21:21 And he d-dwewt in t-the wiwdewnyess of Pawan: and his mothew took him 
a wife out of t-the wand of Egypt. 

2-21:22 And it came to pass a-at that time, that A-Abimewech and Phichow t-the 
chief c-captain of his \(★ω★)/ h-host spake u-unto A-Abwaham, s-saying, God is with thee 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou doest: 21:23 Nyow thewefowe sweaw u-unto m-me hewe by God 
that t-thou wiwt nyot d-deaw fawsewy with me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
son's son: but a-accowding to t-the k-kindnyess that I have donye u-unto thee, 
t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto me, and to t-the wand whewein t-thou hast sojouwnyed. 

21:24 And A-Abwaham said, I wiww sweaw. 

21:25 And A-Abwaham wepwoved A-Abimewech because of a w-weww of watew, which 
Abimewech's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants h-had viowentwy taken away. 

21:26 And A-Abimewech said, I wot nyot who hath donye this thing; nyeithew 
didst t-thou teww me, nyeithew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet heawd I of it, but to d-day. 

21:27 And A-Abwaham took sheep and oxen, and gave t-them u-unto Abimewech; 
and both of t-them m-made a covenyant. 

21:28 And A-Abwaham s-set seven ewe w-wambs of t-the fwock by themsewves. 

21:29 And A-Abimewech said u-unto A-Abwaham, What mean these seven ewe w-wambs 
which t-thou hast s-set by themsewves? 2-21:30 And he said, Fow these seven 
ewe w-wambs shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, that they may be a witnyess u-unto 
me, that I have digged this weww. 

21:31 Whewefowe he cawwed that pwace Beewsheba; because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they 
swawe both of them. 

21:32 T-Thus they m-made a c-covenyant a-at Beewsheba: t-then A-Abimewech w-wose up, 
and Phichow t-the chief c-captain of his host, and they wetuwnyed into t-the 
wand of t-the Phiwistinyes. 

21:33 And A-Abwaham pwanted a gwove in Beewsheba, and cawwed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe on 
t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, t-the evewwasting God. 

21:34 And A-Abwaham s-sojouwnyed in t-the (♡°▽°♡) P-Phiwistinyes' wand many days. 

22:1 And it came to pass aftew these things, that God did t-tempt 
A-Abwaham, and said u-unto him, Abwaham: and he said, Behowd, hewe I am. 

2-22:2 And he said, Take nyow thy son, thinye onwy son Isaac, whom t-thou 
wovest, and get thee into t-the wand of Mowiah; and offew him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a buwnt offewing upon onye of t-the mountains which I wiww teww thee of. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And A-Abwaham w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and saddwed his ass, 
and took two of his young men with him, and Isaac his son, and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave 
t-the w-wood (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt o-offewing, and w-wose up, and went u-unto t-the pwace 
of which God h-had towd h-him. 

22:4 T-Then on t-the thiwd day A-Abwaham w-wifted up his eyes, and saw t-the 
pwace afaw off. 

2-22:5 And A-Abwaham said u-unto his young men, Abide ye hewe with t-the ass; 
and I and t-the wad wiww go yondew and wowship, and come again to you. 

22:6 And A-Abwaham took t-the w-wood of t-the buwnt o-offewing, and w-waid it upon 
Isaac his son; and he took t-the fiwe in his hand, and a knyife; and they 
went both of t-them togethew. 

22:7 And Isaac spake u-unto A-Abwaham his fathew, and said, My fathew: and 
he said, Hewe am I, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And he said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the fiwe and t-the w-wood: 
but whewe is t-the wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing? 22:8 And A-Abwaham said, My 
son, God wiww pwovide himsewf a wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: so they 
went both of t-them togethew. 

22:9 And they came to t-the pwace which God h-had towd him o-of; and A-Abwaham 
b-buiwt an awtaw thewe, and w-waid t-the w-wood in owdew, and b-bound Isaac his 
son, and w-waid him on t-the awtaw upon t-the wood. 

22:10 And A-Abwaham stwetched fowth his hand, and took t-the k-knyife to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway 
his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

22:11 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD cawwed u-unto him out of heaven, and 
said, A-Abwaham, Abwaham: and he said, Hewe am I. 

22:12 And he said, Way nyot thinye hand upon t-the wad, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do t-thou 
any t-thing u-unto him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow I knyow that t-thou f-feawest G-God, seeing t-thou 
hast nyot withhewd thy son, thinye onwy son fwom me. 

22:13 And A-Abwaham w-wifted up his eyes, and wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd behind 
him a wam caught in a thicket by his howns: and A-Abwaham went and took 
t-the wam, and offewed him up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing in t-the stead of his 
(＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

22:14 And A-Abwaham cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace J-Jehovahjiweh: as it is 
said to this day, In t-the mount of t-the WOWD it shaww be (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. 

22:15 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD cawwed u-unto A-Abwaham out of heaven t-the 
second time, 22:16 And said, By mysewf have I swown, saith t-the WOWD, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow because t-thou hast donye this thing, and hast nyot withhewd thy son, 
thinye onwy son: (^人^) 2-22:17 That in bwessing I wiww bwess thee, and in 
muwtipwying I wiww m-muwtipwy thy seed as t-the staws of t-the heaven, and 
as t-the sand which is upon t-the sea s-showe; and thy seed shaww possess 
t-the gate of his enyemies; 22:18 And in thy seed shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations 
of t-the eawth be bwessed; because t-thou hast obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. 

22:19 S-So A-Abwaham wetuwnyed u-unto his young men, and they w-wose up and 
went togethew to Beewsheba; and A-Abwaham d-dwewt a-at Beewsheba. 

22:20 And it came to pass aftew these things, that it w-was towd 
A-Abwaham, s-saying, Behowd, Miwcah, she hath awso bown chiwdwen u-unto thy 
b-bwothew N-Nyahow; 22:21 Huz his f-fiwstbown, and B-Buz his bwothew, and 
Kemuew t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Awam, 2-22:22 And Chesed, and Hazo, and Piwdash, 
and (o･ω･o) *shuffles closer* J-Jidwaph, and Bethuew. 

22:23 And Bethuew begat Webekah: these eight Miwcah did beaw to Nyahow, 
Abwaham's bwothew. 

22:24 And his concubinye, whose nyame w-was Weumah, she bawe awso Tebah, 
and Gaham, and Thahash, and M-Maachah. 

23:1 And Sawah w-was an hundwed and seven and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws owd: these 
wewe t-the yeaws of t-the wife of Sawah. 

23:2 And Sawah died in Kiwjathawba; t-the same is H-Hebwon in t-the wand of 
C-Canyaan: and A-Abwaham came to m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow S-Sawah, and to weep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew. 

23:3 And A-Abwaham s-stood up fwom befowe his dead, and spake u-unto t-the 
sons of H-Heth, s-saying, 23:4 I am a stwangew and a sojouwnyew with you: 
g-give m-me a ^.^ p-possession of a buwyingpwace with y-you, that I may buwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
dead out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. 

23:5 And t-the chiwdwen of Heth answewed A-Abwaham, saying u-unto him, 23:6 
Heaw u-us, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd: t-thou awt a mighty pwince among us: in t-the choice of 
ouw sepuwchwes buwy thy dead; nyonye of us shaww withhowd fwom thee his 
sepuwchwe, but that t-thou mayest buwy thy dead. 

2-23:7 And A-Abwaham s-stood up, and b-bowed himsewf to t-the peopwe of t-the 
wand, even to t-the chiwdwen of Heth. 

2-23:8 And he communyed with t-them, s-saying, If it be youw mind that I 
shouwd buwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dead out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight; h-heaw me, and intweat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to 
E-Ephwon t-the son of Zohaw, 23:9 That he may g-give m-me t-the c-cave of 
Machpewah, which he h-hath, which is in t-the end of his fiewd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as 
m-much monyey as it is wowth he shaww g-give it m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession of a 
buwyingpwace a-amongst you. 

23:10 And E-Ephwon d-dwewt among t-the chiwdwen of Heth: and E-Ephwon t-the 
Hittite answewed A-Abwaham in t-the audience of t-the chiwdwen of H-Heth, even 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that went in a-at t-the gate of his city, s-saying, 23:11 Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowd, h-heaw me: t-the fiewd g-give I thee, and t-the c-cave that is thewein, I 
g-give it thee; in t-the pwesence of t-the sons of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe g-give I it t-thee: 
buwy thy dead. 

23:12 And A-Abwaham b-bowed down himsewf befowe t-the peopwe of t-the wand. 

2-23:13 And he spake u-unto E-Ephwon in t-the audience of t-the peopwe of t-the 
wand, s-saying, But if t-thou wiwt g-give it, I p-pway thee, h-heaw me: I wiww 
g-give thee monyey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiewd; o(>ω<)o t-take it of me, and I wiww buwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dead 
thewe. 

23:14 And E-Ephwon answewed A-Abwaham, saying u-unto him, 23:15 My wowd, 
heawken u-unto me: t-the wand is wowth fouw hundwed shekews of s-siwvew; 
what is that b-betwixt m-me and thee? buwy thewefowe thy dead. 

23:16 And A-Abwaham heawkenyed u-unto ♡(｡- ω -) E-Ephwon; and A-Abwaham weighed to E-Ephwon 
t-the s-siwvew, which he h-had nyamed in t-the audience of t-the sons of H-Heth, 
fouw hundwed shekews of s-siwvew, cuwwent monyey with t-the mewchant. 

23:17 And t-the fiewd of E-Ephwon which w-was in Machpewah, which w-was befowe 
Mamwe, t-the fiewd, and t-the c-cave which w-was thewein, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees 
that wewe in t-the fiewd, that wewe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-bowdews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, wewe 
m-made suwe 23:18 Unto A-Abwaham (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession in t-the pwesence of t-the 
chiwdwen of H-Heth, befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that went in a-at t-the gate of his city. 

23:19 And aftew this, A-Abwaham buwied Sawah his wife in t-the c-cave of t-the 
fiewd of (o^ ^o) M-Machpewah befowe Mamwe: t-the same is H-Hebwon in t-the wand of 
Canyaan. 

23:20 And t-the fiewd, and t-the c-cave that is thewein, wewe m-made suwe u-unto 
A-Abwaham (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession of a buwyingpwace by t-the sons of Heth. 

2-24:1 And A-Abwaham w-was o-owd, and w-weww s-stwicken in a-age: and t-the WOWD h-had 
bwessed A-Abwaham in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

24:2 And A-Abwaham said u-unto his (・_・ヾ e-ewdest sewvant of his h-house, that wuwed 
o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had, Put, I p-pway thee, thy hand undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thigh: 24:3 
And I wiww make thee sweaw by t-the WOWD, t-the God of heaven, and t-the God 
of t-the eawth, that t-thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take a wife u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son of t-the 
daughtews of t-the Canyaanyites, among whom I dweww: 2-24:4 But t-thou shawt 
go u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my countwy, and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed, and o(>ω<)o t-take a wife u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son 
Isaac. 

24:5 And t-the sewvant said u-unto him, Pewadventuwe t-the woman wiww nyot be 
wiwwing to fowwow m-me u-unto this wand: (* ^ ω ^) m-must I nyeeds bwing thy son again 
u-unto t-the wand fwom whence t-thou camest? 24:6 And A-Abwaham said u-unto 
him, Bewawe t-thou that t-thou bwing nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son thithew again. 

24:7 The WOWD God of heaven, which took m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's h-house, and 
fwom t-the wand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed, and which spake u-unto me, and that swawe 
u-unto me, s-saying, Unto thy seed wiww I g-give this wand; he shaww send 
his angew befowe thee, and t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take a wife u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son fwom 
thence. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 And if t-the woman wiww nyot be wiwwing to fowwow thee, t-then t-thou 
shawt be ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw fwom this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my oath: onwy bwing nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son thithew again. 

24:9 And t-the sewvant put his hand undew t-the thigh of A-Abwaham his 
mastew, and swawe to him c-concewnying that mattew. 

24:10 And t-the sewvant took t-ten c-camews of t-the c-camews of his mastew, and 
depawted; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goods of his mastew wewe in his hand: and he 
a-awose, and went to Mesopotamia, u-unto t-the city of Nyahow. 

24:11 And he m-made his c-camews to knyeew down without t-the city by a w-weww 
of w-watew a-at t-the time of t-the evenying, even t-the time that w-women go out 
to d-dwaw watew. 

24:12 And he said O-O WOWD God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew A-Abwaham, I p-pway thee, send 
m-me g-good speed this day, and s-shew k-kindnyess u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 Behowd, I stand hewe by t-the w-weww of watew; and t-the daughtews of 
t-the men of t-the city come out to d-dwaw watew: 24:14 And wet it come to 
pass, that t-the damsew to whom I shaww say, Wet down thy pitchew, I 
p-pway thee, that I may dwink; and she shaww say, Dwink, and I wiww g-give 
thy c-camews dwink awso: wet t-the same be she that t-thou hast appointed 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant Isaac; and theweby shaww I knyow that t-thou hast shewed 
k-kindnyess u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew. 

24:15 And it came to pass, befowe he h-had donye s-speaking, that, b-behowd, 
Webekah came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, who w-was bown to Bethuew, son of Miwcah, t-the wife of 
Nyahow, Abwaham's bwothew, with hew p-pitchew upon hew shouwdew. 

24:16 And t-the damsew w-was vewy f-faiw to wook u-upon, a viwgin, nyeithew h-had 
any man knyown hew: and she went down to t-the weww, and fiwwed hew 
pitchew, and came (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

24:17 And t-the sewvant wan to meet hew, and said, Wet me, I p-pway thee, 
dwink a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-watew of thy pitchew. 

24:18 And she said, Dwink, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd: and she hasted, and wet down hew 
p-pitchew upon hew hand, and gave him d-dwink. 

24:19 And when she h-had donye giving him dwink, she said, I wiww d-dwaw 
w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy c-camews awso, untiw they have donye dwinking. 

24:20 And she hasted, and emptied hew p-pitchew into t-the twough, and wan 
again u-unto t-the w-weww to d-dwaw watew, and dwew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his camews. 

24:21 And t-the man ( =ω=)..nyaa *teleports behind you* w-wondewing a-at hew hewd his p-peace, to wit whethew t-the 
WOWD h-had m-made his jouwnyey p-pwospewous ow n-nyot. 

2-24:22 And it came to pass, as t-the c-camews h-had donye dwinking, that t-the 
man took a gowden eawwing of hawf a shekew weight, and two bwacewets 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew h-hands of t-ten shekews w-weight of gowd; 24:23 And said, Whose 
daughtew awt thou? teww me, I p-pway t-thee: is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe woom in thy fathew's 
house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to wodge in? 24:24 And she said u-unto him, I am t-the 
daughtew of Bethuew t-the son of Miwcah, which she bawe u-unto Nyahow. 

24:25 She said moweovew u-unto him, We have both >_> s-stwaw and pwovendew 
(T_T) *cries* e-enyough, and woom to wodge in. 

24:26 And t-the man b-bowed down his head, and w-wowshipped t-the WOWD. 

2-24:27 And he said, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew A-Abwaham, who 
hath nyot weft destitute o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew of his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and his twuth: I being 
in t-the way, t-the WOWD w-wed m-me to t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew's bwethwen. 

(＞ｍ＜) *pokes you* 2-24:28 And t-the damsew wan, and towd t-them of hew (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's house these 
things. 

24:29 And Webekah h-had a bwothew, and his nyame w-was W-Waban: and Waban wan 
out u-unto t-the ^.^ m-man, u-unto t-the weww. 

24:30 And it came to pass, when he saw t-the eawwing and bwacewets upon 
his sistew's hands, and when he heawd t-the w-wowds of Webekah his sistew, 
s-saying, T-Thus spake t-the man u-unto m-me; that he came u-unto t-the man; and, 
b-behowd, he s-stood by t-the c-camews a-at t-the weww. 

24:31 And he said, Come in, t-thou bwessed of t-the WOWD; (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe 
standest t-thou w-without? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have pwepawed t-the h-house, and woom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
camews. 

2-24:32 And t-the man came into t-the house: and he ungiwded his camews, and 
gave >_> s-stwaw and pwovendew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the camews, and w-watew to w-wash his feet, 
and t-the men's feet that wewe with h-him. 

24:33 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was s-set meat befowe him to eat: but he said, I wiww 
nyot eat, untiw I have towd minye (≧◡≦) *giggles shyly* e-ewwand. And he said, Speak o-on. 

24:34 And he said, I am Abwaham's sewvant. 

24:35 And t-the WOWD hath bwessed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew gweatwy; and he is become 
(=`ω´=) g-gweat: and he hath given him >w< f-fwocks, and h-hewds, and s-siwvew, and gowd, 
and m-mensewvants, and maidsewvants, and camews, and a-asses. 

24:36 And Sawah o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew's wife bawe a son to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew when she w-was 
owd: and u-unto him hath he given (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-hath. 

24:37 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew m-made m-me sweaw, s-saying, T-Thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take a wife 
to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son of t-the daughtews of t-the Canyaanyites, in whose wand I dweww: 
24:38 But t-thou shawt go u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's h-house, and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed, and 
o(>ω<)o t-take a wife u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

24:39 And I said u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew, Pewadventuwe t-the woman wiww nyot 
fowwow me. 

24:40 And he said u-unto me, The WOWD, befowe whom I wawk, wiww send his 
angew with thee, and p-pwospew thy way; and t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take a wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed, and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house: 24:41 T-Then shawt t-thou 
be ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw fwom this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o-oath, when t-thou comest to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed; and if 
they g-give nyot thee o-onye, t-thou shawt be ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my oath. 

24:42 And I came this day u-unto t-the weww, and said, O-O WOWD God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
mastew A-Abwaham, if nyow t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do p-pwospew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way which I go: 24:43 
Behowd, I stand by t-the w-weww of watew; and it shaww come to pass, that 
when t-the viwgin cometh fowth to d-dwaw watew, and I say to hew, Give me, 
I p-pway thee, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-watew of thy p-pitchew to dwink; 2-24:44 And she say 
to me, Both dwink thou, and I wiww awso d-dwaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy camews: wet t-the 
same be t-the woman whom t-the WOWD hath appointed out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew's 
(＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

24:45 And befowe I h-had donye speaking in minye heawt, b-behowd, Webekah 
came fowth with hew p-pitchew on hew shouwdew; and she went down u-unto 
t-the weww, and dwew watew: and I said u-unto hew, Wet m-me dwink, I p-pway 
thee. 

2-24:46 And she m-made haste, and wet down hew p-pitchew fwom hew (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, 
and said, Dwink, and I wiww g-give thy c-camews dwink awso: so I dwank, 
and she m-made t-the c-camews dwink awso. 

24:47 And I asked hew, and said, Whose daughtew awt thou? And she 
said, t-the daughtew of Bethuew, Nyahow's son, whom Miwcah bawe u-unto him: 
and I put t-the eawwing upon hew face, and t-the bwacewets upon hew hands. 

24:48 And I b-bowed down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head, and w-wowshipped t-the WOWD, and bwessed 
t-the WOWD God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew A-Abwaham, which h-had w-wed m-me in t-the wight w-way 
to o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew's bwothew's daughtew u-unto his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

2-24:49 And nyow if ye wiww d-deaw kindwy and t-twuwy with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew, teww 
me: and if nyot, teww m-me; that I may tuwn to t-the wight hand, ow to t-the 
weft. 

24:50 T-Then Waban and Bethuew answewed and said, The t-thing p-pwoceedeth 
fwom t-the WOWD: we c-cannyot speak u-unto thee (＃￣ω￣) b-bad ow good. 

24:51 Behowd, Webekah is befowe thee, o(>ω<)o t-take hew, and go, and wet hew be 
thy mastew's son's wife, as t-the WOWD hath spoken. 

2-24:52 And it came to pass, that, when Abwaham's sewvant heawd theiw 
wowds, he w-wowshipped t-the WOWD, bowing himsewf to t-the eawth. 

2-24:53 And t-the sewvant b-bwought fowth jewews of s-siwvew, and jewews of 
gowd, and waiment, and gave t-them to Webekah: he gave awso to hew 
b-bwothew and to hew mothew (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things. 

2-24:54 And they did e-eat and dwink, he and t-the men that wewe with him, 
and t-tawwied (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight; and they w-wose up in t-the m-mownying, and he said, 
Send m-me away u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew. 

2-24:55 And hew b-bwothew and hew mothew said, Wet t-the damsew abide with 
us a f-few days, a-at t-the weast ten; aftew that she shaww go. 

24:56 And he said u-unto t-them, Hindew m-me nyot, seeing t-the WOWD hath 
pwospewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my way; send m-me away that I may go to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew. 

24:57 And they said, We wiww caww t-the damsew, and enquiwe a-at hew 
mouth. 

24:58 And they cawwed Webekah, and said u-unto hew, Wiwt t-thou go with 
this man? And she said, I wiww go. 

24:59 And they sent away Webekah theiw sistew, and hew nyuwse, and 
Abwaham's s-sewvant, and his m-men. 

24:60 And they bwessed Webekah, and said u-unto hew, T-Thou awt ouw 
sistew, be t-thou t-the mothew of thousands of m-miwwions, and wet thy seed 
possess t-the gate of those which hate them. 

24:61 And Webekah a-awose, and hew damsews, and they w-wode upon t-the 
camews, and f-fowwowed t-the man: and t-the sewvant took Webekah, and went 
his way. 

24:62 And Isaac came fwom t-the w-way of t-the w-weww Wahaiwoi; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he d-dwewt 
in t-the south countwy. 

24:63 And Isaac went out to meditate in t-the fiewd a-at t-the eventide: and 
he w-wifted up his eyes, and saw, and, b-behowd, t-the c-camews wewe coming. 

24:64 And Webekah w-wifted up hew eyes, and when she saw Isaac, she 
wighted off t-the camew. 

24:65 Fow she h-had said u-unto t-the s-sewvant, What man is this that w-wawketh 
in t-the fiewd to meet us? And t-the sewvant h-had said, I-It is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew: 
thewefowe she took a v-vaiw, and covewed hewsewf. 

24:66 And t-the sewvant towd Isaac (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that he h-had donye. 

24:67 And Isaac b-bwought hew into his mothew Sawah's tent, and took 
Webekah, and she became his wife; and he woved hew: and Isaac w-was 
c-comfowted aftew his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's death. 

2-25:1 T-Then again A-Abwaham took a wife, and hew nyame w-was Ketuwah. 

25:2 And she bawe him Zimwan, and Jokshan, and (=①ω①=) *cries* M-Medan, and Midian, and 
Ishbak, and Shuah. 

25:3 And Jokshan begat Sheba, and Dedan. And t-the sons of Dedan wewe 
Asshuwim, and Wetushim, and Weummim. 

25:4 And t-the sons of Midian; E-Ephah, and Ephew, and Hanyoch, and Abidah, 
and Ewdaah. Aww these wewe t-the chiwdwen of Ketuwah. 

25:5 And A-Abwaham gave (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had u-unto Isaac. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 But u-unto t-the sons of t-the UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, which A-Abwaham had, A-Abwaham 
gave gifts, and sent t-them away fwom Isaac his son, whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wived, 
eastwawd, u-unto t-the east countwy. 

25:7 And these awe t-the days of t-the yeaws of Abwaham's wife which he 
w-wived, an hundwed (o_O)! t-thweescowe and f-fifteen yeaws. 

25:8 T-Then A-Abwaham gave up t-the g-ghost, and died in a g-good o-owd (￣ω￣) a-age, an 
o-owd ^.^ m-man, and f-fuww of yeaws; and w-was gathewed to his peopwe. 

25:9 And his sons Isaac and Ishmaew buwied him in t-the c-cave of 
Machpewah, in t-the fiewd of E-Ephwon t-the son of Zohaw t-the Hittite, which 
is befowe Mamwe; 25:10 The fiewd which A-Abwaham (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased of t-the sons 
of Heth: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was A-Abwaham b-buwied, and Sawah his wife. 

25:11 And it came to pass aftew t-the death of A-Abwaham, that God bwessed 
his son Isaac; and Isaac d-dwewt by t-the w-weww Wahaiwoi. 

25:12 Nyow these awe t-the genyewations of I-Ishmaew, Abwaham's son, whom 
H-Hagaw t-the Egyptian, Sawah's h-handmaid, bawe u-unto Abwaham: 25:13 And 
these awe t-the nyames of t-the sons of I-Ishmaew, by theiw nyames, a-accowding 
to theiw genyewations: t-the fiwstbown of I-Ishmaew, Nyebajoth; and Kedaw, 
and Adbeew, and Mibsam, 25:14 And Mishma, and Dumah, and M-Massa, 25:15 
Hadaw, and Tema, Jetuw, Nyaphish, and K-Kedemah: 25:16 These awe t-the sons 
of I-Ishmaew, and these awe theiw nyames, by theiw t-towns, and by theiw 
castwes; twewve pwinces a-accowding to theiw nyations. 

2-25:17 And these awe t-the yeaws of t-the wife of I-Ishmaew, an hundwed and 
thiwty and seven yeaws: and he gave up t-the g-ghost and died; and w-was 
gathewed u-unto his peopwe. 

25:18 And they d-dwewt fwom Haviwah u-unto Shuw, that is befowe Egypt, as 
t-thou goest towawd Assywia: and he died in t-the pwesence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
bwethwen. 

25:19 And these awe t-the genyewations of Isaac, Abwaham's son: A-Abwaham 
begat Isaac: 25:20 And Isaac w-was f-fowty yeaws o-owd when he took Webekah 
to wife, t-the daughtew of Bethuew t-the S-Sywian of P-Padanyawam, t-the s-sistew 
to Waban t-the Sywian. 

25:21 And Isaac intweated t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wife, because she w-was 
bawwen: and t-the WOWD w-was intweated of him, and Webekah his wife 
conceived. 

25:22 And t-the chiwdwen stwuggwed togethew within hew; and she said, If 
it be so, why am I thus? And she went to enquiwe of t-the WOWD. 

25:23 And t-the WOWD said u-unto hew, Two nyations awe in thy womb, and two 
m-mannyew of peopwe shaww be sepawated fwom thy bowews; and t-the onye 
peopwe shaww be stwongew than t-the othew peopwe; and t-the ewdew shaww 
sewve t-the youngew. 

2-25:24 And when hew days to be dewivewed wewe fuwfiwwed, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
wewe t-twins in hew womb. 

25:25 And t-the fiwst came out wed, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o-ovew w-wike an (＞ｍ＜) *sweats* h-haiwy gawment; and 
they cawwed his nyame E-Esau. 

25:26 And aftew that came his b-bwothew (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and his hand took h-howd on 
E-Esau's heew; and his nyame w-was cawwed Jacob: and Isaac w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe 
yeaws o-owd when she bawe them. 

25:27 And t-the b-boys gwew: and E-Esau w-was a cunnying h-huntew, a man of t-the 
fiewd; and J-Jacob w-was a pwain ^.^ m-man, dwewwing in tents. 

25:28 And Isaac woved Esau, because he did e-eat of his venyison: but 
Webekah woved Jacob. 

2-25:29 And J-Jacob sod pottage: and E-Esau came fwom t-the fiewd, and he w-was 
faint: 2-25:30 And E-Esau said to Jacob, F-Feed me, I p-pway thee, with that 
same (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed pottage; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am faint: thewefowe w-was his nyame cawwed (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. 

25:31 And J-Jacob said, Seww m-me this day thy biwthwight. 

25:32 And E-Esau said, Behowd, I am a-at t-the point to die: and what pwofit 
shaww this biwthwight (^-^*)/ d-do to m-me? 25:33 And J-Jacob said, Sweaw to m-me 
this >_> d-day; and he swawe u-unto him: and he sowd his biwthwight u-unto 
Jacob. 

25:34 T-Then J-Jacob gave E-Esau bwead and pottage of wentiwes; and he did 
e-eat and dwink, and w-wose up, and went his w-way: thus E-Esau (>_<) d-despised his 
biwthwight. 

26:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a faminye in t-the wand, beside t-the fiwst faminye that 
w-was in t-the days of (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. And Isaac went u-unto A-Abimewech king of t-the 
Phiwistinyes u-unto Gewaw. 

26:2 And t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto him, and said, Go nyot down into Egypt; 
dweww in t-the wand which I shaww teww thee o-of: 26:3 S-Sojouwn in this 
wand, and I wiww be with thee, and wiww bwess thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto thee, and 
u-unto thy seed, I wiww g-give (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these countwies, and I wiww pewfowm t-the 
o-oath which I swawe u-unto A-Abwaham thy f-fathew; (*^.^*) 2-26:4 And I wiww make thy 
seed to m-muwtipwy as t-the staws of heaven, and wiww g-give u-unto thy seed 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these countwies; and in thy seed shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations of t-the 
eawth be bwessed; 26:5 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that A-Abwaham obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, and kept 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chawge, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waws. 

26:6 And Isaac d-dwewt in Gewaw: 26:7 And t-the men of t-the pwace asked him 
of his wife; and he said, She is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he feawed to say, She 
is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife; w-west, said he, t-the men of t-the pwace shouwd kiww m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Webekah; because she w-was f-faiw to wook (*ﾉωﾉ) *looks at you* u-upon. 

26:8 And it came to pass, when he h-had b-been (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a wong time, that 
A-Abimewech king of t-the Phiwistinyes wooked out a-at a window, and saw, 
and, b-behowd, Isaac w-was spowting with Webekah his wife. 

26:9 And A-Abimewech cawwed Isaac, and said, Behowd, of a s-suwety she is 
thy wife; and how s-saidst thou, She is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sistew? And Isaac said u-unto 
him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I said, West I die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew. 

26:10 And A-Abimewech said, What is this t-thou hast donye u-unto us? onye of 
t-the peopwe m-might wightwy have wien with thy wife, and t-thou shouwdest 
have b-bwought guiwtinyess upon us. 

2-26:11 And A-Abimewech c-chawged (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, s-saying, He that toucheth 
this man ow his wife shaww suwewy be put to death. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 T-Then Isaac sowed in that wand, and weceived in t-the same yeaw an 
hundwedfowd: and t-the WOWD bwessed h-him. 

26:13 And t-the man (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed g-gweat, and went fowwawd, and gwew untiw he 
became vewy (=`ω´=) g-gweat: 26:14 Fow he h-had ^.^ p-possession of >w< f-fwocks, and 
^.^ p-possession of h-hewds, and gweat stowe of sewvants: and t-the Phiwistinyes 
envied h-him. 

26:15 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wewws which his fathew's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants h-had digged in t-the 
days of A-Abwaham his fathew, t-the Phiwistinyes h-had |･ω･) s-stopped t-them, and 
fiwwed t-them with eawth. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:16 And A-Abimewech said u-unto Isaac, Go fwom us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt m-much 
mightiew than w-we. 

26:17 And Isaac depawted thence, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched his >_> t-tent in t-the vawwey of 
Gewaw, and d-dwewt thewe. 

26:18 And Isaac digged again t-the w-wewws of watew, which they h-had digged 
in t-the days of A-Abwaham his f-fathew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Phiwistinyes h-had |･ω･) s-stopped 
t-them aftew t-the death of Abwaham: and he cawwed theiw nyames aftew t-the 
nyames by which his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had cawwed them. 

26:19 And Isaac's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants digged in t-the vawwey, and f-found (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a 
w-weww of spwinging watew. 

26:20 And t-the (・_・ヾ *hugs tightly* h-hewdmen of Gewaw did stwive with Isaac's hewdmen, 
s-saying, The w-watew is ouws: and he cawwed t-the nyame of t-the w-weww Esek; 
because they stwove with h-him. 

26:21 And they digged anyothew weww, and stwove (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that awso: and he 
cawwed t-the nyame of it Sitnyah. 

26:22 And he w-wemoved fwom thence, and digged anyothew w-weww; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
that they stwove nyot: and he cawwed t-the nyame of it Wehoboth; and he 
said, Fow nyow t-the WOWD hath m-made woom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, and we shaww be f-fwuitfuw 
in t-the wand. 

26:23 And he went up fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence to Beewsheba. 

2-26:24 And t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto him t-the same nyight, and said, I am 
t-the God of A-Abwaham thy fathew: f-feaw nyot, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with thee, and wiww 
bwess thee, and m-muwtipwy thy seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Abwaham's sake. 

2-26:25 And he buiwded an awtaw thewe, and cawwed upon t-the nyame of t-the 
WOWD, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched his >_> t-tent thewe: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Isaac's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants digged a 
weww. 

2-26:26 T-Then A-Abimewech went to him fwom Gewaw, and A-Ahuzzath onye of his 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, and Phichow t-the chief c-captain of his awmy. 

2-26:27 And Isaac said u-unto t-them, Whewefowe come ye to me, seeing ye 
hate me, and have sent m-me away fwom y-you? 2-26:28 And they said, We saw 
cewtainwy that t-the WOWD w-was with t-thee: and we said, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyow 
an o-oath b-betwixt u-us, even b-betwixt us and thee, and wet us make a 
c-covenyant with thee; 26:29 That t-thou wiwt (^-^*)/ d-do us nyo huwt, as we have nyot 
touched thee, and as we have donye u-unto thee nyothing but g-good, and have 
sent thee away in peace: t-thou awt nyow t-the bwessed of t-the WOWD. 

26:30 And he m-made t-them a f-feast, and they did e-eat and d-dwink. 

26:31 And they w-wose up betimes in t-the m-mownying, and swawe onye to 
anyothew: and Isaac sent t-them away, and they depawted fwom him in 
p-peace. 

26:32 And it came to pass t-the same day, that Isaac's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants came, 
and towd him c-concewnying t-the w-weww which they h-had o(>ω<)o *sweats* d-digged, and said u-unto 
him, We have f-found watew. 

2-26:33 And he cawwed it Shebah: thewefowe t-the nyame of t-the city is 
B-Beewsheba u-unto this d-day. 

26:34 And E-Esau w-was f-fowty yeaws o-owd when he took to wife Judith t-the 
daughtew of B-Beewi t-the Hittite, and Bashemath t-the daughtew of Ewon t-the 
Hittite: 26:35 W-Which wewe a gwief of mind u-unto Isaac and to Webekah. 

2-27:1 And it came to pass, that when Isaac w-was o-owd, and his eyes wewe 
dim, so that he couwd nyot see, he cawwed E-Esau his (・_・ヾ e-ewdest son, and said 
u-unto him, My son: and he said u-unto him, Behowd, hewe am I. 

27:2 And he said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I am o-owd, I knyow nyot t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 27:3 Nyow thewefowe take, I p-pway thee, thy weapons, thy ^w^ q-quivew 
and thy b-bow, and go out to t-the fiewd, and o(>ω<)o t-take m-me s-some venyison; 27:4 
And make m-me savouwy m-meat, such as I wove, and bwing it to me, that I 
may eat; that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw may bwess thee befowe I die. 

27:5 And Webekah heawd when Isaac spake to E-Esau his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And E-Esau went 
to t-the fiewd to hunt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow v-venyison, and to bwing it. 

2-27:6 And Webekah spake u-unto J-Jacob hew son, s-saying, Behowd, I heawd thy 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew speak u-unto E-Esau thy bwothew, s-saying, 2-27:7 Bwing m-me v-venyison, and 
make m-me savouwy m-meat, that I may eat, and bwess thee befowe t-the WOWD 
befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my death. 

27:8 Nyow thewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice a-accowding to that which I 
command thee. 

27:9 Go nyow to t-the f-fwock, and fetch m-me fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence two g-good kids of 
t-the (♡°▽°♡) g-goats; and I wiww make t-them savouwy meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy fathew, such as 
he w-woveth: 27:10 And t-thou shawt bwing it to thy fathew, that he may 
eat, and that he may bwess thee befowe his death. 

27:11 And J-Jacob said to Webekah his mothew, Behowd, E-Esau o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew is 
a (＞ｍ＜) *sweats* h-haiwy ^.^ m-man, and I am a s-smooth man: 2-27:12 My o(>ω<)o f-fathew pewadventuwe wiww 
feew me, and I shaww seem to him as a deceivew; and I shaww bwing a 
(O_O;) c-cuwse upon me, and nyot a bwessing. 

27:13 And his mothew said u-unto him, Upon m-me be thy cuwse, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son: onwy 
obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, and go fetch m-me them. 

2-27:14 And he went, and fetched, and b-bwought t-them to his mothew: and 
his mothew m-made savouwy m-meat, such as his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-woved. 

27:15 And Webekah took goodwy waiment of hew (・_・ヾ e-ewdest son Esau, which 
wewe with hew in t-the h-house, and put t-them upon J-Jacob hew youngew son: 
27:16 And she put t-the skins of t-the kids of t-the g-goats upon his hands, 
and upon t-the s-smooth of his n-nyeck: 27:17 And she gave t-the savouwy meat 
and t-the bwead, which she h-had pwepawed, into t-the hand of hew son Jacob. 

27:18 And he came u-unto his fathew, and said, My fathew: and he said, 
Hewe am I; who awt thou, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son? 2-27:19 And J-Jacob said u-unto his 
fathew, I am E-Esau thy fiwst (=`ω´=) b-bown; I have donye a-accowding as t-thou badest 
me: a-awise, I p-pway thee, sit and e-eat of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-venyison, that thy souw may 
bwess me. 

2-27:20 And Isaac said u-unto his son, How is it that t-thou hast f-found it 
so quickwy, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son? And he said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD thy God b-bwought it 
to me. 

27:21 And Isaac said u-unto Jacob, Come nyeaw, I p-pway thee, that I may 
feew thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, whethew t-thou be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vewy son E-Esau ow n-nyot. 

2-27:22 And J-Jacob went (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto Isaac his f-fathew; and he fewt him, and 
said, The voice is Jacob's voice, but t-the h-hands awe t-the h-hands of E-Esau. 

27:23 And he discewnyed him nyot, because his h-hands wewe haiwy, as his 
b-bwothew E-Esau's hands: so he bwessed h-him. 

27:24 And he said, Awt t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vewy son (≧◡≦) E-Esau? And he said, I am. 

27:25 And he said, Bwing it (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to me, and I wiww e-eat of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son's 
v-venyison, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw may bwess thee. And he b-bwought it (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to him, 
and he did eat: and he b-bwought him winye and he d-dwank. 

27:26 And his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Isaac said u-unto him, Come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw n-nyow, and (O.O) k-kiss me, 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

27:27 And he came nyeaw, and kissed him: and he ^.^ *cuddles you* s-smewwed t-the s-smeww of 
his waiment, and bwessed him, and said, See, t-the s-smeww of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son is as 
t-the s-smeww of a fiewd which t-the WOWD hath bwessed: 2-27:28 Thewefowe God 
g-give thee of t-the dew of heaven, and t-the fatnyess of t-the eawth, and 
pwenty of cown and winye: 27:29 Wet peopwe sewve thee, and nyations bow 
down to t-thee: be wowd o-ovew thy bwethwen, and wet thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's sons bow 
down to t-thee: cuwsed be {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that cuwseth thee, and bwessed be he 
that bwesseth thee. 

27:30 And it came to pass, as soon as Isaac h-had m-made an end of 
bwessing Jacob, and J-Jacob w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet scawce gonye out fwom t-the pwesence of 
Isaac his fathew, that E-Esau his b-bwothew came in fwom his hunting. 

27:31 And he awso h-had m-made savouwy m-meat, and b-bwought it u-unto his 
fathew, and said u-unto his fathew, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew a-awise, and e-eat of his 
son's v-venyison, that thy souw may bwess me. 

27:32 And Isaac his o(>ω<)o f-fathew said u-unto him, Who awt thou? And he said, I 
am thy son, thy fiwstbown E-Esau. 

27:33 And Isaac twembwed vewy e-exceedingwy, and said, Who? whewe is he 
that hath taken v-venyison, and b-bwought it me, and I have eaten of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
befowe t-thou c-camest, and have bwessed h-him? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and he shaww be 
bwessed. 

2-27:34 And when E-Esau heawd t-the w-wowds of his fathew, he cwied with a 
gweat and exceeding bittew cwy, and said u-unto his fathew, Bwess me, 
even m-me awso, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. 

2-27:35 And he said, Thy b-bwothew came with subtiwty, and hath taken away 
thy bwessing. 

27:36 And he said, Is nyot he wightwy nyamed Jacob? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath 
suppwanted m-me these two times: he took away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my biwthwight; and, 
b-behowd, nyow he hath taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwessing. And he said, Hast t-thou nyot 
wesewved a bwessing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me? 27:37 And Isaac answewed and said u-unto 
Esau, Behowd, I have m-made him thy wowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen have I 
given to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sewvants; and with cown and winye have I sustainyed 
him: and what shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do nyow u-unto thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son? 27:38 And E-Esau said 
u-unto his fathew, Hast t-thou but onye b-bwessing, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathew? bwess me, even 
m-me awso, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. And E-Esau w-wifted up his voice, and wept. 

27:39 And Isaac his o(>ω<)o f-fathew answewed and said u-unto him, Behowd, thy 
dwewwing shaww be t-the fatnyess of t-the eawth, and of t-the dew of heaven 
fwom ＼(≧▽≦)／ *teleports behind you* a-above; (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 2-27:40 And by thy s-swowd shawt t-thou wive, and shawt sewve 
thy bwothew; and it shaww come to pass when t-thou shawt have t-the 
dominyion, that t-thou shawt bweak his ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke fwom off thy nyeck. 

27:41 And E-Esau hated J-Jacob because of t-the bwessing whewewith his 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew bwessed him: and E-Esau said in his heawt, The days of mouwnying 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew awe a-at hand; t-then wiww I (✧∀✧)/ s-sway o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew Jacob. 

27:42 And these w-wowds of E-Esau hew ewdew son wewe towd to Webekah: and 
she sent and cawwed J-Jacob hew youngew son, and said u-unto him, Behowd, 
thy b-bwothew Esau, as touching thee, doth comfowt himsewf, p-puwposing to 
kiww thee. 

27:43 Nyow thewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; a-awise, fwee t-thou to Waban 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew to Hawan; 27:44 And tawwy with him a f-few days, untiw thy 
bwothew's fuwy tuwn away; 27:45 Untiw thy bwothew's angew tuwn away 
fwom thee, and he fowget that which t-thou hast donye to him: t-then I wiww 
send, and fetch thee fwom ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ t-thence: why shouwd I be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ d-depwived awso of you 
both in onye day? 2-27:46 And Webekah said to Isaac, I am weawy of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wife because of t-the daughtews of Heth: if J-Jacob o(>ω<)o t-take a wife of t-the 
daughtews of H-Heth, such as these which awe of t-the daughtews of t-the 
wand, what g-good shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife (^-^*)/ d-do m-me? 2-28:1 And Isaac cawwed Jacob, and 
bwessed him, and c-chawged him, and said u-unto him, T-Thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take a 
wife of t-the daughtews of Canyaan. 

2-28:2 Awise, go to P-Padanyawam, to t-the house of Bethuew thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's 
f-fathew; and o(>ω<)o t-take thee a wife fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence of t-the daughews of Waban thy 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bwothew. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 And God Awmighty bwess thee, and make thee fwuitfuw, and m-muwtipwy 
thee, that t-thou mayest be a muwtitude of peopwe; ^-^ 2-28:4 And g-give thee 
t-the bwessing of A-Abwaham, to thee, and to thy seed with thee; that t-thou 
mayest i-inhewit t-the wand whewein t-thou awt a s-stwangew, which God gave 
u-unto (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

2-28:5 And Isaac sent away Jacob: and he went to P-Padanyawam u-unto Waban, 
son of Bethuew t-the S-Sywian, t-the b-bwothew of Webekah, Jacob's and E-Esau's 
m-mothew. 

28:6 When E-Esau saw that Isaac h-had bwessed Jacob, and sent him away to 
P-Padanyawam, to o(>ω<)o t-take him a wife fwom thence; and that as he bwessed him 
he gave him a c-chawge, s-saying, T-Thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take a wife of t-the 
daughews of Canyaan; o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 And that J-Jacob obeyed his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his 
mothew, and w-was gonye to P-Padanyawam; (;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And E-Esau seeing that t-the 
daughtews of Canyaan pweased nyot Isaac his f-fathew; 28:9 T-Then went E-Esau 
u-unto I-Ishmaew, and took u-unto t-the wives which he h-had Mahawath t-the 
daughtew of Ishmaew Abwaham's son, t-the s-sistew of N-Nyebajoth, to be his 
wife. 

28:10 And J-Jacob went out fwom Beewsheba, and went towawd H-Hawan. 

28:11 And he wighted upon a c-cewtain pwace, and t-tawwied (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
nyight, because t-the sun w-was s-set; and he took of t-the s-stonyes of that 
pwace, and put t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his piwwows, and way down in that pwace to 
sweep. 

2-28:12 And he dweamed, and (x_x)V b-behowd a waddew s-set up on t-the eawth, and t-the 
top of it weached to heaven: and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the angews of God ascending 
and descending on it. 

(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And, b-behowd, t-the WOWD s-stood a-above it, and said, I am t-the WOWD 
God of A-Abwaham thy fathew, and t-the God of Isaac: t-the wand wheweon t-thou 
w-wiest, to thee wiww I g-give it, and to thy seed; 28:14 And thy seed 
shaww be as t-the dust of t-the eawth, and t-thou shawt spwead a-abwoad to t-the 
west, and to t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and to t-the nyowth, and to t-the south: and in thee 
and in thy seed shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies of t-the eawth be bwessed. 

2-28:15 And, b-behowd, I am with thee, and wiww keep thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces 
whithew t-thou goest, and wiww bwing thee again into this wand; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
wiww nyot weave thee, untiw I have donye that which I have spoken to 
thee of. 

28:16 And J-Jacob awaked out of his sweep, and he said, S-Suwewy t-the WOWD 
is in this pwace; and I knyew it n-nyot. 

28:17 And he w-was afwaid, and said, How dweadfuw is this pwace! this is 
nyonye othew but t-the house of G-God, and this is t-the gate of heaven. 

28:18 And J-Jacob w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and took t-the stonye that 
he h-had put (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his piwwows, and s-set it up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a piwwaw, and pouwed oiw 
upon t-the top of it. 

28:19 And he cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace B-Bethew: but t-the nyame of 
that city w-was cawwed ^-^ *shuffles closer* W-Wuz a-at t-the fiwst. 

28:20 And J-Jacob vowed a vow, s-saying, If God wiww be with me, and wiww 
keep m-me in this w-way that I go, and wiww g-give m-me bwead to eat, and 
waiment to put o-on, 2-28:21 S-So that I come again to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house in 
peace; t-then shaww t-the WOWD be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: 2-28:22 And this stonye, which I 
have s-set (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a piwwaw, shaww be God's house: and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou 
shawt g-give m-me I wiww suwewy g-give t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth u-unto thee. 

2-29:1 T-Then J-Jacob went on his (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and came into t-the wand of t-the 
peopwe of t-the east. 

29:2 And he wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a w-weww in t-the fiewd, and, wo, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
wewe thwee f-fwocks of sheep wying by it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of that w-weww they 
watewed t-the fwocks: and a gweat stonye w-was upon t-the w-weww's mouth. 

29:3 And thithew wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fwocks gathewed: and they wowwed t-the 
stonye fwom t-the w-weww's mouth, and watewed t-the sheep, and put t-the stonye 
again upon t-the w-weww's mouth in his pwace. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 And J-Jacob said u-unto t-them, My bwethwen, whence be ye? And they 
said, O-Of Hawan awe w-we. 

29:5 And he said u-unto t-them, K-Knyow ye Waban t-the son of Nyahow? And they 
said, We knyow h-him. 

2-29:6 And he said u-unto t-them, Is he weww? And they said, He is weww: 
and, b-behowd, Wachew his daughtew cometh with t-the sheep. 

29:7 And he said, Wo, it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet high day, nyeithew is it time that t-the 
cattwe shouwd be gathewed togethew: w-watew ye t-the sheep, and go and 
feed them. 

29:8 And they said, We cannyot, untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fwocks be gathewed 
togethew, and tiww they woww t-the stonye fwom t-the w-weww's mouth; t-then we 
w-watew t-the sheep. 

29:9 And whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake with t-them, Wachew came with hew fathew's 
sheep; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she kept them. 

29:10 And it came to pass, when J-Jacob saw Wachew t-the daughtew of Waban 
his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bwothew, and t-the sheep of Waban his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bwothew, 
that J-Jacob went nyeaw, and wowwed t-the stonye fwom t-the w-weww's mouth, and 
watewed t-the fwock of Waban his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bwothew. 

29:11 And J-Jacob kissed (*^‿^*) W-Wachew, and w-wifted up his voice, and wept. 

29:12 And J-Jacob towd Wachew that he w-was hew fathew's bwothew, and that 
he w-was Webekah's son: and she wan and towd hew fathew. 

29:13 And it came to pass, when Waban heawd t-the tidings of J-Jacob his 
sistew's son, that he wan to meet him, and e-embwaced him, and kissed 
him, and b-bwought him to his house. And he towd Waban (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things. 

2-29:14 And Waban said to him, S-Suwewy t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonye and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ;;w;; f-fwesh. And 
he abode with him t-the space of a m-month. 

OwO 2-29:15 And Waban said u-unto Jacob, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, 
shouwdest t-thou thewefowe sewve m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought? teww me, what shaww thy 
wages be? 29:16 And Waban h-had two daughtews: t-the nyame of t-the ewdew 
w-was Weah, and t-the nyame of t-the youngew w-was Wachew. 

29:17 Weah w-was tendew eyed; but Wachew w-was beautifuw and w-weww 
favouwed. 

29:18 And J-Jacob woved Wachew; and said, I wiww sewve thee seven yeaws 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Wachew thy youngew daughtew. 

2-29:19 And Waban said, I-It is bettew that I g-give hew to thee, than that 
I shouwd g-give hew to anyothew man: abide with me. 

29:20 And J-Jacob sewved seven yeaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Wachew; and they seemed u-unto 
him but a f-few days, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wove he h-had to hew. 

29:21 And J-Jacob said u-unto Waban, Give m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days awe 
fuwfiwwed, that I may go in u-unto hew. 

2-29:22 And Waban gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of t-the pwace, and m-made a 
feast. 

29:23 And it came to pass in t-the evenying, that he took Weah his 
d-daughtew, and b-bwought hew to h-him; and he went in u-unto hew. 

29:24 And Waban gave u-unto his daughtew Weah Ziwpah his m-maid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an 
handmaid. 

29:25 And it came to pass, that in t-the m-mownying, b-behowd, it w-was Weah: 
and he said to Waban, What is this t-thou hast donye u-unto m-me? did nyot I 
sewve with thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Wachew? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then hast t-thou b-beguiwed m-me? 
29:26 And Waban said, I-It (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyot be so donye in ouw countwy, to g-give 
t-the youngew befowe t-the fiwstbown. 

29:27 Fuwfiw hew uWu w-week, and we wiww g-give thee this awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice 
which t-thou shawt sewve with m-me (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet seven othew yeaws. 

2-29:28 And J-Jacob did so, and fuwfiwwed hew week: and he gave him Wachew 
his daughtew to wife awso. 

2-29:29 And Waban gave to Wachew his daughtew Biwhah his handmaid to be 
hew m-maid. 

29:30 And he went in awso u-unto (*^‿^*) W-Wachew, and he woved awso Wachew mowe 
than Weah, and sewved with him (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet seven othew yeaws. 

29:31 And when t-the WOWD saw that Weah w-was hated, he openyed hew womb: 
but Wachew w-was bawwen. 

29:32 And Weah conceived, and bawe a son, and she cawwed his nyame 
Weuben: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she said, S-Suwewy t-the WOWD hath wooked upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my a-affwiction; 
nyow thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-husband wiww wove me. 

2-29:33 And she ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe a son; and said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the 
WOWD hath heawd I w-was hated, he hath thewefowe given m-me this son awso: 
and she cawwed his nyame Simeon. 

29:34 And she ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe a son; and said, Nyow this time 
wiww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-husband be j-joinyed u-unto me, because I have bown him thwee sons: 
thewefowe w-was his nyame cawwed Wevi. 

29:35 And she ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe a son: and she said, Nyow wiww 
I pwaise t-the WOWD: thewefowe she cawwed his nyame Judah; and weft 
beawing. 

30:1 And when Wachew saw that she bawe J-Jacob nyo c-chiwdwen, Wachew 
envied hew sistew; and said u-unto Jacob, Give m-me c-chiwdwen, ow ewse I 
die. 

30:2 And Jacob's angew w-was kindwed against Wachew: and he said, Am I 
in God's ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, who hath withhewd fwom thee t-the fwuit of t-the womb? 
30:3 And she said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-maid Biwhah, go in u-unto hew; and she 
shaww beaw upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my knyees, that I may awso have chiwdwen by hew. 

30:4 And she gave him Biwhah hew handmaid to wife: and J-Jacob went in 
u-unto hew. 

3-30:5 And Biwhah conceived, and bawe J-Jacob a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

30:6 And Wachew said, God hath judged me, and hath awso heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
voice, and hath given m-me a son: thewefowe cawwed she his nyame Dan. 

30:7 And Biwhah Wachew's m-maid ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe J-Jacob a second 
(＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

30:8 And Wachew said, With gweat wwestwings have I wwestwed with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sistew, and I have pwevaiwed: and she cawwed his nyame N-Nyaphtawi. 

(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 When Weah saw that she h-had weft beawing, she took Ziwpah hew 
maid, and gave hew J-Jacob to wife. 

30:10 And Ziwpah Weah's m-maid bawe J-Jacob a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

3-30:11 And Weah said, A-A t-twoop cometh: and she cawwed his nyame Gad. 

30:12 And Ziwpah Weah's m-maid bawe J-Jacob a second (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

30:13 And Weah said, Happy am I, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the daughtews wiww caww m-me 
bwessed: and she cawwed his nyame A-Ashew. 

30:14 And (*´▽`*) W-Weuben went in t-the days of wheat hawvest, and f-found 
mandwakes in t-the fiewd, and b-bwought t-them u-unto his mothew Weah. T-Then 
Wachew said to Weah, Give me, I p-pway thee, of thy son's m-mandwakes. 

30:15 And she said u-unto hew, Is it a smaww mattew that t-thou hast taken 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my husband? and wouwdest t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son's mandwakes awso? And 
Wachew said, Thewefowe he shaww w-wie with thee to nyight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy son's 
m-mandwakes. 

30:16 And J-Jacob came out of t-the fiewd in t-the evenying, and Weah went 
out to meet him, and said, T-Thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must come in u-unto m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow suwewy I 
have h-hiwed thee with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son's m-mandwakes. And he way with hew that 
nyight. 

30:17 And God heawkenyed u-unto Weah, and she conceived, and bawe J-Jacob 
t-the fifth (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

30:18 And Weah said, God hath given m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hiwe, because I have given 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my maiden to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my husband: and she cawwed his nyame Issachaw. 

3-30:19 And Weah ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe J-Jacob t-the sixth (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

30:20 And Weah said, God hath endued m-me with a g-good dowwy; nyow wiww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
h-husband dweww with me, because I have bown him six sons: and she 
cawwed his nyame Zebuwun. 

30:21 And a-aftewwawds she bawe a d-daughtew, and cawwed hew nyame Dinyah. 

30:22 And God wemembewed (*^‿^*) W-Wachew, and God heawkenyed to hew, and openyed 
hew womb. 

3-30:23 And she conceived, and bawe a son; and said, God hath taken away 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach: 30:24 And she cawwed his nyame Joseph; and said, The WOWD 
shaww a-add to m-me anyothew (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

30:25 And it came to pass, when Wachew h-had bown Joseph, that J-Jacob 
said u-unto Waban, Send m-me away, that I may go u-unto minye own pwace, and 
to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my countwy. 

30:26 Give m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wives and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom I have sewved thee, 
and wet m-me go: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou k-knyowest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvice which I have donye thee. 

3-30:27 And Waban said u-unto him, I p-pway thee, if I have f-found favouw in 
thinye eyes, tawwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed by expewience that t-the WOWD hath 
bwessed m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake. 

3-30:28 And he said, Appoint m-me thy wages, and I wiww g-give it. 

30:29 And he said u-unto him, T-Thou k-knyowest how I have sewved thee, and 
how thy cattwe w-was with me. 

3-30:30 Fow it w-was ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe which t-thou hadst befowe I came, and it is nyow 
incweased u-unto a muwtitude; and t-the WOWD hath bwessed thee since o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
coming: and nyow when shaww I pwovide (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye own house awso? 3-30:31 
And he said, What shaww I g-give thee? And J-Jacob said, T-Thou shawt nyot 
g-give m-me any thing: if t-thou wiwt (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I wiww again 
feed and keep thy fwock. 

30:32 I wiww pass thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy fwock to day, w-wemoving fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the speckwed and s-spotted cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwown cattwe among 
t-the sheep, and t-the s-spotted and speckwed among t-the g-goats: and of such 
shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hiwe. 

30:33 S-So shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess answew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me in time to come, when it 
shaww come (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hiwe befowe thy f-face: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is nyot speckwed 
and s-spotted among t-the goats, and bwown among t-the sheep, that shaww be 
c-counted stowen with me. 

30:34 And Waban said, Behowd, I w-wouwd it m-might be a-accowding to thy 
wowd. 

3-30:35 And he w-wemoved that day t-the he g-goats that wewe w-wingstwaked and 
spotted, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the she g-goats that wewe speckwed and spotted, and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that h-had s-some white in it, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwown among t-the 
sheep, and gave t-them into t-the hand of his sons. 

30:36 And he s-set thwee days' jouwnyey b-betwixt himsewf and Jacob: and 
J-Jacob fed t-the w-west of Waban's fwocks. 

30:37 And J-Jacob took him (*^.^*) w-wods of gween popwaw, and of t-the hazew and 
chesnyut twee; and piwwed white stwakes in t-them, and m-made t-the white 
appeaw which w-was in t-the wods. 

30:38 And he s-set t-the (*^.^*) w-wods which he h-had piwwed befowe t-the f-fwocks in t-the 
guttews in t-the watewing t-twoughs when t-the f-fwocks came to dwink, that 
they shouwd conceive when they came to d-dwink. 

30:39 And t-the f-fwocks ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived befowe t-the wods, and b-bwought fowth 
cattwe wingstwaked, speckwed, and s-spotted. 

30:40 And J-Jacob did sepawate t-the wambs, and s-set t-the faces of t-the 
f-fwocks towawd t-the wingstwaked, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwown in t-the fwock of 
Waban; and he put his own f-fwocks by themsewves, and put t-them nyot u-unto 
Waban's c-cattwe. 

30:41 And it came to pass, whensoevew t-the stwongew cattwe did 
conceive, that J-Jacob w-waid t-the (*^.^*) w-wods befowe t-the eyes of t-the cattwe in 
t-the guttews, that they m-might conceive among t-the wods. 

30:42 But when t-the cattwe wewe feebwe, he put t-them nyot in: so t-the 
f-feebwew wewe Waban's, and t-the stwongew Jacob's. 

30:43 And t-the man incweased e-exceedingwy, and h-had m-much cattwe, and 
maidsewvants, and m-mensewvants, and camews, and a-asses. 

31:1 And he heawd t-the w-wowds of Waban's ^-^ s-sons, s-saying, J-Jacob hath taken 
away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was ouw fathew's; and of that which w-was ouw fathew's 
hath he gotten (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gwowy. 

3-31:2 And J-Jacob behewd t-the c-countenyance of Waban, and, b-behowd, it w-was 
nyot towawd him as b-befowe. 

31:3 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Jacob, W-Wetuwn u-unto t-the wand of thy 
fathews, and to thy kindwed; and I wiww be with thee. 

3-31:4 And J-Jacob sent and cawwed Wachew and Weah to t-the fiewd u-unto his 
f-fwock, 31:5 And said u-unto t-them, I s-see youw fathew's countenyance, that 
it is nyot towawd m-me as befowe; but t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath b-been with 
me. 

31:6 And ye knyow that with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-powew I have sewved youw fathew. 

31:7 And youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath d-deceived me, and changed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wages t-ten times; 
but God suffewed him nyot to (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt me. 

31:8 If he said t-thus, The speckwed shaww be thy wages; t-then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
cattwe bawe speckwed: and if he said t-thus, The w-wingstwaked shaww be 
thy h-hiwe; t-then bawe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cattwe wingstwaked. 

31:9 T-Thus God hath taken away t-the cattwe of youw fathew, and given 
t-them to me. 

31:10 And it came to pass a-at t-the time that t-the cattwe conceived, that 
I w-wifted up minye eyes, and saw in a dweam, and, b-behowd, t-the wams which 
w-weaped upon t-the cattwe wewe wingstwaked, speckwed, and gwiswed. 

31:11 And t-the angew of God spake u-unto m-me in a dweam, s-saying, Jacob: 
And I said, Hewe am I. 

31:12 And he said, W-Wift up nyow thinye eyes, and see, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wams which 
weap upon t-the cattwe awe wingstwaked, speckwed, and g-gwiswed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
have s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Waban doeth u-unto thee. 

(^ω~) 3-31:13 I am t-the God of Bethew, whewe t-thou anyointedst t-the piwwaw, and 
whewe t-thou v-vowedst a vow u-unto me: nyow a-awise, get thee out fwom this 
wand, and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the wand of thy kindwed. 

31:14 And Wachew and Weah answewed and said u-unto him, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet any 
powtion ow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us in ouw fathew's house? 31:15 Awe we nyot 
c-counted of him stwangews? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath sowd u-us, and hath quite devouwed 
awso ouw monyey. 

31:16 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wiches which God hath taken fwom ouw fathew, that is 
ouws, and ouw chiwdwen's: nyow then, whatsoevew God hath said u-unto 
thee, do. 

31:17 T-Then J-Jacob w-wose up, and s-set his sons and his wives upon camews; 
31:18 And he cawwied away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his goods which he 
h-had gotten, t-the cattwe of his getting, which he h-had gotten in 
P-Padanyawam, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to go to Isaac his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in t-the wand of Canyaan. 

3-31:19 And Waban went to sheaw his sheep: and Wachew h-had stowen t-the 
images that wewe hew fathew's. 

31:20 And J-Jacob stowe away unyawawes to Waban t-the S-Sywian, in that he 
towd him nyot that he fwed. 

3-31:21 S-So he fwed with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had; and he w-wose up, and passed o-ovew 
t-the wivew, and s-set his f-face towawd t-the mount (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

3-31:22 And it w-was towd Waban on t-the thiwd day that J-Jacob w-was fwed. 

31:23 And he took his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen with him, and puwsued aftew him seven 
days' jouwnyey; and they ovewtook him in t-the mount (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

31:24 And God came to Waban t-the S-Sywian in a dweam by nyight, and said 
u-unto him, Take heed that t-thou speak nyot to J-Jacob eithew g-good ow b-bad. 

3-31:25 T-Then Waban ovewtook Jacob. Nyow J-Jacob h-had (✯◡✯) p-pitched his >_> t-tent in t-the 
mount: and Waban with his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the mount of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

3-31:26 And Waban said to Jacob, What hast t-thou donye, that t-thou hast 
stowen away unyawawes to me, and cawwied away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, as captives 
taken with t-the swowd? 31:27 Whewefowe didst t-thou fwee away s-secwetwy, 
and steaw away fwom m-me; and didst nyot teww me, that I m-might have sent 
thee away with miwth, and with s-songs, with t-tabwet, and with hawp? 
31:28 And hast nyot suffewed m-me to (O.O) k-kiss o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sons and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtews? t-thou 
hast nyow donye foowishwy in so doing. 

31:29 I-It is in t-the p-powew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand to (^-^*)/ d-do you h-huwt: but t-the God of 
youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew spake u-unto m-me yestewnyight, s-saying, Take t-thou heed that 
t-thou speak nyot to J-Jacob eithew g-good ow b-bad. 

3-31:30 And n-nyow, t-though t-thou wouwdest nyeeds be gonye, because t-thou sowe 
wongedst aftew thy fathew's h-house, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe hast t-thou stowen o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
g-gods? 31:31 And J-Jacob answewed and said to Waban, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I w-was 
afwaid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I said, Pewadventuwe t-thou wouwdest o(>ω<)o t-take by fowce thy 
daughtews fwom me. 

31:32 With w-whomsoevew t-thou f-findest thy gods, wet him nyot w-wive: befowe 
ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen discewn t-thou what is thinye with me, and o(>ω<)o t-take it to thee. 
Fow J-Jacob knyew nyot that Wachew h-had stowen them. 

3-31:33 And Waban went into Jacob's tent, and into Weah's tent, and into 
t-the two maidsewvants' tents; but he f-found t-them n-nyot. T-Then went he out 
of Weah's tent, and entewed into Wachew's tent. 

31:34 Nyow Wachew h-had taken t-the images, and put t-them in t-the camew's 
fuwnyituwe, and sat upon them. And Waban seawched (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tent, but 
f-found t-them n-nyot. 

31:35 And she said to hew fathew, Wet it nyot d-dispwease o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd that I 
c-cannyot (☆ω☆) w-wise up befowe thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the custom of w-women is upon me. And he 
seawched but f-found nyot t-the images. 

3-31:36 And J-Jacob w-was w-wwoth, and chode with W-Waban: and J-Jacob answewed 
and said to Waban, What is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twespass? what is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin, that t-thou hast 
so h-hotwy puwsued aftew m-me? 3-31:37 Wheweas t-thou hast seawched (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
stuff, what hast t-thou f-found of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy (o-_-o) h-househowd stuff? s-set it hewe 
befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and thy bwethwen, that they may j-judge b-betwixt us 
♡(｡- ω -) b-both. 

31:38 This ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws have I b-been with thee; thy ewes and thy she 
g-goats have nyot cast theiw (O.O) y-young, and t-the wams of thy fwock have I nyot 
e-eaten. 

31:39 That which w-was t-town of b-beasts I b-bwought nyot u-unto thee; I bawe 
t-the w-woss of it; of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand didst t-thou wequiwe it, whethew stowen by 
day, ow stowen by nyight. 

31:40 T-Thus I w-was; in t-the day t-the d-dwought consumed me, and t-the fwost by 
nyight; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (o´∀`o) s-sweep depawted fwom minye eyes. 

31:41 T-Thus have I b-been ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws in thy h-house; I sewved thee 
fouwteen yeaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy two (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and six yeaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy cattwe: 
and t-thou hast changed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wages t-ten times. 

31:42 Except t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, t-the God of A-Abwaham, and t-the f-feaw of 
Isaac, h-had b-been with me, suwewy t-thou hadst sent m-me away nyow empty. God 
hath s-seen minye affwiction and t-the wabouw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands, and webuked thee 
yestewnyight. 

3-31:43 And Waban answewed and said u-unto Jacob, These daughtews awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and these chiwdwen awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen, and these cattwe awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou seest is minye: and what c-can I (^-^*)/ d-do this day 
u-unto these o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, ow u-unto theiw chiwdwen which they have bown? 
31:44 Nyow thewefowe come thou, wet us make a c-covenyant, I and thou; and 
wet it be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a witnyess b-between m-me and thee. 

31:45 And J-Jacob took a stonye, and s-set it up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a piwwaw. 

31:46 And J-Jacob said u-unto his bwethwen, Gathew stonyes; and they took 
stonyes, and m-made an h-heap: and they did e-eat (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon t-the heap. 

31:47 And Waban cawwed it Jegawsahadutha: but J-Jacob cawwed it Gaweed. 

31:48 And Waban said, This heap is a witnyess b-between m-me and thee this 
d-day. 

Thewefowe w-was t-the nyame of it cawwed G-Gaweed; 31:49 And M-Mizpah; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
said, The WOWD watch b-between m-me and thee, when we awe absent onye fwom 
anyothew. 

31:50 If t-thou shawt affwict o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, ow if t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take othew 
wives beside o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, nyo man is with us; see, God is witnyess 
b-betwixt m-me and thee. 

31:51 And Waban said to Jacob, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd this heap, and (x_x)V b-behowd this 
piwwaw, which I have cast b-betwixt m-me and t-thee: 31:52 This heap be 
witnyess, and this piwwaw be witnyess, that I wiww nyot pass o-ovew this 
heap to thee, and that t-thou shawt nyot pass o-ovew this heap and this 
piwwaw u-unto me, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hawm. 

31:53 The God of A-Abwaham, and t-the God of Nyahow, t-the God of theiw 
fathew, j-judge b-betwixt us. And J-Jacob swawe by t-the f-feaw of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
Isaac. 

31:54 T-Then J-Jacob offewed sacwifice upon t-the mount, and cawwed his 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen to e-eat bwead: and they did e-eat bwead, and t-tawwied (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight 
in t-the mount. 

31:55 And eawwy in t-the mownying Waban w-wose up, and kissed his sons and 
his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and bwessed (=`ω´=) t-them: and Waban depawted, and wetuwnyed u-unto 
his pwace. 

32:1 And J-Jacob went on his way, and t-the angews of God met h-him. 

32:2 And when J-Jacob saw t-them, he said, This is God's h-host: and he 
cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace Mahanyaim. 

3-32:3 And J-Jacob sent m-messengews befowe him to E-Esau his b-bwothew u-unto t-the 
wand of Seiw, t-the c-countwy of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. 

3-32:4 And he commanded t-them, s-saying, T-Thus shaww ye speak u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd 
Esau; Thy sewvant J-Jacob saith t-thus, I have s-sojouwnyed with Waban, and 
stayed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe untiw nyow: 3-32:5 And I have oxen, and asses, >w< f-fwocks, and 
m-mensewvants, and womensewvants: and I have sent to teww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, that 
I may f-find gwace in thy sight. 

32:6 And t-the m-messengews wetuwnyed to Jacob, s-saying, We came to thy 
b-bwothew Esau, and awso he cometh to meet thee, and fouw hundwed men 
with h-him. 

(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 T-Then J-Jacob w-was gweatwy afwaid and distwessed: and he d-divided t-the 
peopwe that w-was with him, and t-the >w< f-fwocks, and h-hewds, and t-the camews, 
into two bands; 3-32:8 And said, If E-Esau come to t-the onye company, and 
smite it, t-then t-the othew company which is weft shaww escape. 

32:9 And J-Jacob said, O-O God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew A-Abwaham, and God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
Isaac, t-the WOWD which s-saidst u-unto me, W-Wetuwn u-unto thy countwy, and to 
thy kindwed, and I wiww d-deaw w-weww with t-thee: 32:10 I am nyot wowthy of 
t-the weast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mewcies, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twuth, which t-thou hast 
shewed u-unto thy sewvant; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-staff I passed o-ovew this Jowdan; 
and nyow I am become two bands. 

32:11 D-Dewivew me, I p-pway thee, fwom t-the hand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, fwom t-the 
hand of E-Esau: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I f-feaw him, west he wiww come and smite me, and t-the 
mothew with t-the chiwdwen. 

32:12 And t-thou saidst, I wiww suwewy (^-^*)/ d-do thee g-good, and make thy seed 
as t-the sand of t-the sea, which c-cannyot be nyumbewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

32:13 And he wodged (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe that same nyight; and took of that which came 
to his hand a pwesent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow E-Esau his bwothew; (＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 Two hundwed she 
goats, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty he goats, two hundwed ewes, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty wams, 32:15 
Thiwty miwch c-camews with theiw c-cowts, f-fowty kinye, and t-ten buwws, 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty she asses, and t-ten f-foaws. 

3-32:16 And he dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of his sewvants, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (o_O)! d-dwove 
by themsewves; and said u-unto his sewvants, Pass o-ovew befowe me, and 
put a space b-betwixt (o_O)! d-dwove and dwove. 

3-32:17 And he commanded t-the fowemost, s-saying, When E-Esau o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew 
(っ˘ω˘ς ) *pokes you* m-meeteth thee, and asketh thee, s-saying, Whose awt thou? and whithew 
goest thou? and whose awe these befowe thee? 3-32:18 T-Then t-thou shawt 
say, They be thy sewvant J-Jacob's; it is a pwesent sent u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd 
E-Esau: and, b-behowd, awso he is behind us. 

32:19 And so commanded he t-the second, and t-the thiwd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
f-fowwowed t-the dwoves, s-saying, On this m-mannyew shaww ye speak u-unto Esau, 
when ye f-find h-him. 

3-32:20 And say ye moweovew, Behowd, thy sewvant J-Jacob is behind us. Fow 
he said, I wiww appease him with t-the pwesent that goeth befowe me, and 
aftewwawd I wiww s-see his face; pewadventuwe he wiww a-accept of me. 

3-32:21 S-So went t-the pwesent o-ovew befowe him: and himsewf wodged that 
nyight in t-the c-company. 

32:22 And he w-wose up that nyight, and took his two wives, and his two 
womensewvants, and his eweven ^-^ s-sons, and passed o-ovew t-the fowd Jabbok. 

32:23 And he took t-them, and sent t-them o-ovew t-the bwook, and sent o-ovew 
that he had. 

3-32:24 And J-Jacob w-was weft awonye; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wwestwed a man with him 
untiw t-the bweaking of t-the d-day. 

3-32:25 And when he saw that he p-pwevaiwed nyot against him, he touched 
t-the howwow of his thigh; and t-the howwow of Jacob's thigh w-was out of 
joint, as he wwestwed with h-him. 

32:26 And he said, Wet m-me go, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day bweaketh. And he said, I 
wiww nyot wet thee go, except t-thou bwess me. 

32:27 And he said u-unto him, What is thy nyame? And he said, Jacob. 

32:28 And he said, Thy nyame shaww be cawwed nyo mowe Jacob, but Iswaew: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as a pwince hast t-thou p-powew with God and with men, and hast 
p-pwevaiwed. 

32:29 And J-Jacob asked him, and said, Teww me, I p-pway thee, thy nyame. 
And he said, Whewefowe is it that t-thou d-dost ask aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame? And he 
bwessed him thewe. 

32:30 And J-Jacob cawwed t-the nyame of t-the pwace P-Penyiew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have s-seen 
God f-face to face, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife is pwesewved. 

3-32:31 And as he passed o-ovew P-Penyuew t-the sun w-wose upon him, and he 
hawted upon his thigh. 

32:32 Thewefowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew e-eat nyot of t-the s-sinyew which 
s-shwank, which is upon t-the howwow of t-the thigh, u-unto this day: because 
he touched t-the howwow of Jacob's thigh in t-the s-sinyew that shwank. 

3-33:1 And J-Jacob w-wifted up his eyes, and wooked, and, b-behowd, E-Esau came, 
and with him fouw hundwed m-men. And he d-divided t-the chiwdwen u-unto Weah, 
and u-unto (*^‿^*) W-Wachew, and u-unto t-the two handmaids. 

33:2 And he put t-the >_> h-handmaids and theiw chiwdwen fowemost, and Weah 
and hew chiwdwen aftew, and Wachew and Joseph hindewmost. 

33:3 And he passed o-ovew befowe t-them, and b-bowed himsewf to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound 
seven times, untiw he came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to his bwothew. 

33:4 And E-Esau wan to meet him, and e-embwaced him, and feww on his nyeck, 
and kissed him: and they wept. 

3-33:5 And he w-wifted up his eyes, and saw t-the w-women and t-the chiwdwen; 
and said, Who awe those with thee? And he said, The chiwdwen which God 
hath gwaciouswy given thy sewvant. 

33:6 T-Then t-the handmaidens came nyeaw, they and theiw c-chiwdwen, and they 
b-bowed themsewves. 

33:7 And Weah awso with hew chiwdwen came nyeaw, and b-bowed themsewves: 
and aftew came Joseph (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw and (*^‿^*) W-Wachew, and they b-bowed themsewves. 

3-33:8 And he said, What meanyest t-thou by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this (o_O)! d-dwove which I met? And 
he said, These awe to f-find gwace in t-the sight of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. 

33:9 And E-Esau said, I have (T_T) *cries* e-enyough, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew; keep that t-thou hast 
u-unto thysewf. 

33:10 And J-Jacob said, Nyay, I p-pway thee, if nyow I have f-found gwace in 
thy s-sight, t-then weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwesent a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thewefowe I have 
s-seen thy face, as t-though I h-had s-seen t-the f-face of G-God, and t-thou wast 
pweased with me. 

33:11 T-Take, I p-pway thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwessing that is b-bwought to thee; because 
God hath d-deawt gwaciouswy with me, and because I have enyough. And he 
uwged him, and he took it. 

33:12 And he said, Wet us o(>ω<)o t-take ouw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and wet us go, and I wiww 
go befowe thee. 

33:13 And he said u-unto him, My wowd k-knyoweth that t-the chiwdwen awe 
t-tendew, and t-the f-fwocks and hewds with young awe with me: and if men 
shouwd o-ovewdwive t-them onye day, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwock wiww die. 

33:14 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, I p-pway thee, pass o-ovew befowe his sewvant: and I 
wiww wead on softwy, a-accowding as t-the cattwe that goeth befowe m-me and 
t-the chiwdwen be abwe to enduwe, untiw I come u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd u-unto Seiw. 

33:15 And E-Esau said, Wet m-me nyow weave with thee s-some of t-the fowk that 
awe with me. And he said, What nyeedeth it? wet m-me f-find gwace in t-the 
sight of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. 

3-33:16 S-So E-Esau wetuwnyed that day on his w-way u-unto Seiw. 

33:17 And J-Jacob jouwnyeyed to Succoth, and b-buiwt him an h-house, and m-made 
booths (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his cattwe: thewefowe t-the nyame of t-the pwace is cawwed 
Succoth. 

33:18 And J-Jacob came to Shawem, a city of S-Shechem, which is in t-the 
wand of C-Canyaan, when he came fwom P-Padanyawam; and (✯◡✯) p-pitched his >_> t-tent 
befowe t-the city. 

33:19 And he bought a pawcew of a fiewd, whewe he h-had spwead his tent, 
a-at t-the hand of t-the chiwdwen of Hamow, Shechem's fathew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed 
pieces of monyey. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 And he e-ewected (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw, and cawwed it EwewoheIswaew. 

34:1 And Dinyah t-the daughtew of Weah, which she bawe u-unto Jacob, went 
out to s-see t-the daughtews of t-the wand. 

34:2 And when Shechem t-the son of H-Hamow t-the ~(>_<~) H-Hivite, pwince of t-the 
countwy, saw hew, he took hew, and way with hew, and defiwed hew. 

34:3 And his souw (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave u-unto Dinyah t-the daughtew of Jacob, and he woved 
t-the damsew, and spake kindwy u-unto t-the d-damsew. 

(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 And Shechem spake u-unto his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Hamow, s-saying, Get m-me this 
damsew to wife. 

34:5 And J-Jacob heawd that he h-had defiwed Dinyah his d-daughtew: nyow his 
sons wewe with his cattwe in t-the fiewd: and J-Jacob hewd his peace untiw 
they wewe come. 

34:6 And H-Hamow t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Shechem went out u-unto J-Jacob to communye 
with h-him. 

34:7 And t-the sons of J-Jacob came out of t-the fiewd when they heawd i-it: 
and t-the men wewe gwieved, and they wewe vewy w-wwoth, because he h-had 
wwought fowwy in Iswaew in wying with Jacob's d-daughtew: which t-thing 
ought nyot to be donye. 

3-34:8 And H-Hamow communyed with t-them, s-saying, The souw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son Shechem 
w-wongeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw d-daughtew: I p-pway you g-give hew him to wife. 

34:9 And make ye mawwiages with u-us, and g-give youw daughtews u-unto u-us, 
and o(>ω<)o t-take ouw daughtews u-unto you. 

34:10 And ye shaww dweww with us: and t-the wand shaww be befowe you; 
dweww and twade ye thewein, and get you possessions thewein. 

34:11 And Shechem said u-unto hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew and u-unto hew bwethwen, Wet m-me 
f-find gwace in youw eyes, and what ye shaww say u-unto m-me I wiww give. 

34:12 Ask m-me nyevew so m-much dowwy and gift, and I wiww g-give a-accowding 
as ye shaww say u-unto me: but g-give m-me t-the damsew to wife. 

34:13 And t-the sons of J-Jacob answewed Shechem and H-Hamow his o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
deceitfuwwy, and said, because he h-had defiwed Dinyah theiw sistew: 
34:14 And they said u-unto t-them, We c-cannyot (^-^*)/ d-do this thing, to g-give ouw 
s-sistew to onye that is unciwcumcised; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that wewe a wepwoach u-unto us: 
3-34:15 But in this wiww we consent u-unto you: If ye wiww be as we be, 
that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe of you be ciwcumcised; 34:16 T-Then wiww we g-give ouw 
daughtews u-unto y-you, and we wiww o(>ω<)o t-take youw daughtews to u-us, and we wiww 
dweww with y-you, and we wiww become onye peopwe. 

34:17 But if ye wiww nyot heawken u-unto u-us, to be ciwcumcised; t-then wiww 
we o(>ω<)o t-take ouw d-daughtew, and we wiww be gonye. 

34:18 And theiw w-wowds pweased Hamow, and Shechem Hamow's (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

34:19 And t-the young man defewwed nyot to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the thing, because he h-had 
dewight in Jacob's d-daughtew: and he w-was mowe honyouwabwe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
house of his fathew. 

34:20 And H-Hamow and Shechem his son came u-unto t-the gate of theiw city, 
and communyed with t-the men of theiw city, s-saying, 3-34:21 These men awe 
peaceabwe with us; thewefowe wet t-them dweww in t-the wand, and twade 
thewein; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand, b-behowd, it is wawge e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them; wet us 
o(>ω<)o t-take theiw daughtews to us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wives, and wet us g-give t-them ouw 
daughtews. 

3-34:22 Onwy hewein wiww t-the men consent u-unto us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to dweww with u-us, 
to be onye p-peopwe, if {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe among us be (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, as they awe 
c-ciwcumcised. 

3-34:23 Shaww nyot theiw cattwe and theiw s-substance and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of 
theiw's be o-ouw's? onwy wet us consent u-unto t-them, and they wiww dweww 
with us. 

34:24 And u-unto H-Hamow and u-unto Shechem his son heawkenyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that went 
out of t-the gate of his c-city; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe w-was (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
went out of t-the gate of his city. 

3-34:25 And it came to pass on t-the thiwd day, when they wewe sowe, that 
two of t-the sons of Jacob, S-Simeon and Wevi, Dinyah's bwethwen, took each 
man his swowd, and came upon t-the city bowdwy, and swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the m-mawes. 

34:26 And they swew H-Hamow and Shechem his son with t-the edge of t-the 
swowd, and took Dinyah out of Shechem's h-house, and went ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

34:27 The sons of J-Jacob came upon t-the swain, and spoiwed t-the city, 
because they h-had defiwed theiw s-sistew. 

3-34:28 They took theiw sheep, and theiw oxen, and theiw asses, and that 
which w-was in t-the city, and that which w-was in t-the fiewd, 34:29 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw weawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and theiw wives took they 
captive, and spoiwed even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in t-the house. 

34:30 And J-Jacob said to S-Simeon and Wevi, Ye have twoubwed m-me to make 
m-me to stink among t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, among t-the Canyaanyites 
and t-the Pewizzites: and I being f-few in nyumbew, they shaww gathew 
themsewves togethew against me, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway m-me; and I shaww be destwoyed, 
I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house. 

34:31 And they said, Shouwd he d-deaw with ouw s-sistew as with an h-hawwot? 
35:1 And God said u-unto Jacob, Awise, go up to Bethew, and dweww thewe: 
and make (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw u-unto G-God, that appeawed u-unto thee when t-thou 
fweddest fwom t-the f-face of E-Esau thy bwothew. 

35:2 T-Then J-Jacob said u-unto his h-househowd, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe with 
him, Put away t-the s-stwange gods that awe among y-you, and be cwean, and 
change youw gawments: 35:3 And wet us a-awise, and go up to Bethew; and 
I wiww make (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw u-unto G-God, who answewed m-me in t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
distwess, and w-was with m-me in t-the w-way which I went. 

35:4 And they gave u-unto J-Jacob (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-stwange gods which wewe in theiw 
hand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw eawwings which wewe in theiw eaws; and J-Jacob hid 
t-them undew t-the oak which w-was by Shechem. 

35:5 And they jouwnyeyed: and t-the tewwow of God w-was upon t-the c-cities 
that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them, and they did nyot puwsue aftew t-the sons of 
Jacob. 

3-35:6 S-So J-Jacob came to W-Wuz, which is in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, that is, 
Bethew, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with h-him. 

35:7 And he b-buiwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw, and cawwed t-the pwace Ewbethew: 
because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe God appeawed u-unto him, when he fwed fwom t-the f-face of his 
bwothew. 

3-35:8 But Debowah Webekah's n-nyuwse died, and she w-was buwied benyeath 
Bethew undew an oak: and t-the nyame of it w-was cawwed Awwonbachuth. 

3-35:9 And God appeawed u-unto J-Jacob again, when he came out of P-Padanyawam, 
and bwessed h-him. 

35:10 And God said u-unto him, Thy nyame is Jacob: thy nyame shaww nyot be 
cawwed any mowe Jacob, but Iswaew shaww be thy nyame: and he cawwed his 
nyame Iswaew. 

3-35:11 And God said u-unto him, I am God A-Awmighty: be f-fwuitfuw and 
muwtipwy; a nyation and a company of nyations shaww be of thee, and 
kings shaww come out of thy woins; 35:12 And t-the wand which I gave 
A-Abwaham and Isaac, to thee I wiww g-give it, and to thy seed aftew thee 
wiww I g-give t-the wand. 

3-35:13 And God went up fwom him in t-the pwace whewe he t-tawked with h-him. 

35:14 And J-Jacob s-set up a piwwaw in t-the pwace whewe he t-tawked with him, 
even a piwwaw of stonye: and he pouwed a dwink offewing theweon, and he 
pouwed oiw theweon. 

35:15 And J-Jacob cawwed t-the nyame of t-the pwace whewe God spake with him, 
Bethew. 

UwU 3-35:16 And they jouwnyeyed fwom Bethew; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was but a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-way 
to come to Ephwath: and Wachew twavaiwed, and she h-had hawd wabouw. 

35:17 And it came to pass, when she w-was in hawd wabouw, that t-the 
midwife said u-unto hew, Feaw n-nyot; t-thou shawt have this son awso. 

35:18 And it came to pass, as hew souw w-was in depawting, (fow she 
died) that she cawwed his nyame Benyonyi: but his o(>ω<)o f-fathew cawwed him 
Benjamin. 

^w^ 3-35:19 And Wachew died, and w-was buwied in t-the w-way to E-Ephwath, which is 
B-Bethwehem. 

35:20 And J-Jacob s-set a piwwaw upon hew gwave: that is t-the piwwaw of 
Wachew's gwave u-unto this d-day. 

35:21 And Iswaew jouwnyeyed, and spwead his >_> t-tent beyond t-the towew of 
Edaw. 

3-35:22 And it came to pass, when Iswaew d-dwewt in that wand, that (*´▽`*) W-Weuben 
went and way with Biwhah his fathew's concubinye: and Iswaew heawd it. 
Nyow t-the sons of J-Jacob wewe twewve: (╯✧▽✧)╯ 3-35:23 The sons of Weah; W-Weuben, 
Jacob's f-fiwstbown, and S-Simeon, and Wevi, and Judah, and I-Issachaw, and 
Zebuwun: 35:24 The sons of Wachew; Joseph, and Benjamin: 35:25 And t-the 
sons of Biwhah, Wachew's handmaid; Dan, and Nyaphtawi: 35:26 And t-the 
sons of Ziwpah, Weah's h-handmaid: Gad, and Ashew: these awe t-the sons of 
Jacob, which wewe bown to him in Padanyawam. 

35:27 And J-Jacob came u-unto Isaac his o(>ω<)o f-fathew u-unto Mamwe, u-unto t-the city 
of Awbah, which is Hebwon, whewe A-Abwaham and Isaac sojouwnyed. 

35:28 And t-the days of Isaac wewe an hundwed and fouwscowe yeaws. 

3-35:29 And Isaac gave up t-the g-ghost, and died, and w-was gathewed u-unto his 
p-peopwe, being o-owd and f-fuww of ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: and his sons E-Esau and J-Jacob buwied 
h-him. 

36:1 Nyow these awe t-the genyewations of Esau, who is (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. 

3-36:2 E-Esau took his wives of t-the daughtews of Canyaan; Adah t-the daughtew 
of Ewon t-the Hittite, and (o･ω･o) A-Ahowibamah t-the daughtew of Anyah t-the daughtew 
of Zibeon t-the H-Hivite; 36:3 And Bashemath Ishmaew's d-daughtew, s-sistew of 
Nyebajoth. 

36:4 And Adah bawe to E-Esau Ewiphaz; and Bashemath bawe Weuew; 3-36:5 And 
(o･ω･o) A-Ahowibamah bawe Jeush, and Jaawam, and Kowah: these awe t-the sons of 
Esau, which wewe bown u-unto him in t-the wand of Canyaan. 

36:6 And E-Esau took his wives, and his ^-^ s-sons, and his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the p-pewsons of his h-house, and his cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his beasts, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his substance, which he h-had got in t-the wand of Canyaan; and went into 
t-the c-countwy fwom t-the f-face of his b-bwothew Jacob. 

36:7 Fow theiw w-wiches wewe mowe than that they m-might dweww togethew; 
and t-the wand whewein they wewe stwangews couwd nyot beaw t-them because 
of theiw c-cattwe. 

36:8 T-Thus d-dwewt E-Esau in mount ＼(≧▽≦)／ *blushes* S-Seiw: E-Esau is (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. 

36:9 And these awe t-the genyewations of E-Esau t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the Edomites 
in mount ＼(≧▽≦)／ *blushes* S-Seiw: 36:10 These awe t-the nyames of E-Esau's s-sons; Ewiphaz t-the 
son of Adah t-the wife of Esau, (ノωヽ) *moans* W-Weuew t-the son of Bashemath t-the wife of 
E-Esau. 

36:11 And t-the sons of Ewiphaz wewe T-Teman, O-Omaw, Zepho, and Gatam, and 
Kenyaz. 

36:12 And T-Timnya w-was concubinye to Ewiphaz E-Esau's son; and she bawe to 
Ewiphaz >w< A-Amawek: these wewe t-the sons of Adah E-Esau's wife. 

3-36:13 And these awe t-the sons of Weuew; Nyahath, and Zewah, Shammah, and 
Mizzah: these wewe t-the sons of Bashemath E-Esau's wife. 

36:14 And these wewe t-the sons of Ahowibamah, t-the daughtew of Anyah t-the 
daughtew of Zibeon, E-Esau's wife: and she bawe to E-Esau Jeush, and 
Jaawam, and Kowah. 

36:15 These wewe (=^‥^=) d-dukes of t-the sons of E-Esau: t-the sons of Ewiphaz t-the 
fiwstbown son of Esau; (o･ω･o) d-duke T-Teman, (o･ω･o) d-duke O-Omaw, (o･ω･o) d-duke Zepho, (o･ω･o) d-duke Kenyaz, 
36:16 Duke Kowah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Gatam, and (o･ω･o) d-duke >w< A-Amawek: these awe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes 
that came of Ewiphaz in t-the wand of Edom; these wewe t-the sons of Adah. 

36:17 And these awe t-the sons of (ノωヽ) *moans* W-Weuew E-Esau's son; (o･ω･o) d-duke Nyahath, (o･ω･o) d-duke 
Zewah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Shammah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Mizzah: these awe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes that came of 
(ノωヽ) *moans* W-Weuew in t-the wand of Edom; these awe t-the sons of Bashemath E-Esau's 
wife. 

36:18 And these awe t-the sons of (o･ω･o) A-Ahowibamah E-Esau's wife; (o･ω･o) d-duke Jeush, 
(o･ω･o) d-duke Jaawam, (o･ω･o) d-duke Kowah: these wewe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes that came of (o･ω･o) A-Ahowibamah 
t-the daughtew of Anyah, E-Esau's wife. 

36:19 These awe t-the sons of Esau, who is Edom, and these awe theiw 
dukes. 

36:20 These awe t-the sons of Seiw t-the H-Howite, who (✧ω✧) i-inhabited t-the wand; 
(O.O) *blushes* W-Wotan, and Shobaw, and Zibeon, and Anyah, 36:21 And Dishon, and Ezew, 
and Dishan: these awe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes of t-the H-Howites, t-the chiwdwen of Seiw 
in t-the wand of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. 

3-36:22 And t-the chiwdwen of Wotan wewe Howi and Hemam; and Wotan's 
s-sistew w-was Timnya. 

36:23 And t-the chiwdwen of Shobaw wewe t-these; A-Awvan, and Manyahath, and 
(o･ω･o) E-Ebaw, Shepho, and Onyam. 

36:24 And these awe t-the chiwdwen of Zibeon; both A-Ajah, and A-Anyah: this 
w-was that Anyah that f-found t-the muwes in t-the wiwdewnyess, as he fed t-the 
asses of Zibeon his fathew. 

36:25 And t-the chiwdwen of Anyah wewe t-these; Dishon, and (o･ω･o) A-Ahowibamah t-the 
daughtew of Anyah. 

36:26 And these awe t-the chiwdwen of D-Dishon; Hemdan, and E-Eshban, and 
Ithwan, and C-Chewan. 

36:27 The chiwdwen of E-Ezew awe t-these; (´ ω `♡) B-Biwhan, and Zaavan, and Akan. 

36:28 The chiwdwen of Dishan awe t-these; Uz, and Awan. 

(/ =ω=)/ 3-36:29 These awe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes that came of t-the Howites; (o･ω･o) d-duke (O.O) *blushes* W-Wotan, (o･ω･o) d-duke 
Shobaw, (o･ω･o) d-duke Zibeon, (o･ω･o) d-duke Anyah, 36:30 Duke Dishon, (o･ω･o) d-duke Ezew, (o･ω･o) d-duke 
Dishan: these awe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes that came of Howi, among theiw (=^‥^=) d-dukes in 
t-the wand of Seiw. 

36:31 And these awe t-the kings that weignyed in t-the wand of Edom, befowe 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe weignyed any king o-ovew t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

36:32 And Bewa t-the son of Beow weignyed in E-Edom: and t-the nyame of his 
city w-was Dinhabah. 

36:33 And Bewa died, and Jobab t-the son of Zewah of Bozwah weignyed in 
his s-stead. 

36:34 And Jobab died, and Husham of t-the wand of ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ T-Temanyi weignyed in his 
s-stead. 

36:35 And Husham died, and Hadad t-the son of Bedad, who smote Midian in 
t-the fiewd of M-Moab, weignyed in his s-stead: and t-the nyame of his city w-was 
Avith. 

36:36 And Hadad died, and Samwah of Maswekah weignyed in his s-stead. 

36:37 And Samwah died, and Sauw of Wehoboth by t-the wivew weignyed in 
his s-stead. 

36:38 And Sauw died, and Baawhanyan t-the son of Achbow weignyed in his 
s-stead. 

3-36:39 And Baawhanyan t-the son of Achbow died, and Hadaw weignyed in his 
s-stead: and t-the nyame of his city w-was Pau; and his w-wife's nyame w-was 
Mehetabew, t-the daughtew of Matwed, t-the daughtew of Mezahab. 

36:40 And these awe t-the nyames of t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes that came of Esau, 
a-accowding to theiw famiwies, aftew theiw pwaces, by theiw nyames; (o･ω･o) d-duke 
T-Timnyah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Awvah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Jetheth, 36:41 Duke Ahowibamah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Ewah, 
(o･ω･o) d-duke Pinyon, 36:42 Duke Kenyaz, (o･ω･o) d-duke T-Teman, (o･ω･o) d-duke Mibzaw, 36:43 Duke 
M-Magdiew, (o･ω･o) d-duke Iwam: these be t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes of Edom, a-accowding to theiw 
habitations in t-the wand of theiw possession: he is E-Esau t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of 
t-the E-Edomites. 

37:1 And J-Jacob d-dwewt in t-the wand whewein his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was a s-stwangew, in 
t-the wand of Canyaan. 

37:2 These awe t-the genyewations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen yeaws 
o-owd, w-was feeding t-the fwock with his bwethwen; and t-the wad w-was with t-the 
sons of Biwhah, and with t-the sons of Ziwpah, his fathew's wives: and 
Joseph b-bwought u-unto his o(>ω<)o f-fathew theiw eviw w-wepowt. 

3-37:3 Nyow Iswaew woved Joseph mowe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-chiwdwen, because he 
w-was t-the son of his o-owd a-age: and he m-made him a coat of many c-cowouws. 

37:4 And when his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen saw that theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew woved him mowe than 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bwethwen, they hated him, and couwd nyot speak peaceabwy u-unto 
h-him. 

37:5 And Joseph dweamed a dweam, and he towd it his b-bwethwen: and they 
hated him (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the mowe. 

37:6 And he said u-unto t-them, Heaw, I p-pway y-you, this dweam which I have 
dweamed: 37:7 Fow, b-behowd, we wewe binding sheaves in t-the fiewd, and, 
wo, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheaf a-awose, and awso s-stood upwight; and, b-behowd, youw sheaves 
s-stood (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and m-made obeisance to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheaf. 

37:8 And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen said to him, Shawt t-thou indeed weign o-ovew us? ow 
shawt t-thou indeed have dominyion o-ovew us? And they hated him (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the 
mowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his dweams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wowds. 

37:9 And he dweamed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet anyothew dweam, and towd it his bwethwen, and 
said, Behowd, I have dweamed a dweam mowe; and, b-behowd, t-the sun and 
t-the moon and t-the eweven staws m-made obeisance to me. 

37:10 And he towd it to his fathew, and to his b-bwethwen: and his 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew webuked him, and said u-unto him, What is this dweam that t-thou 
hast dweamed? Shaww I and thy mothew and thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen indeed come to 
bow down ouwsewves to thee to t-the eawth? 37:11 And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
envied h-him; but his o(>ω<)o f-fathew obsewved t-the (☆▽☆) s-saying. 

37:12 And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen went to feed theiw fathew's fwock in Shechem. 

37:13 And Iswaew said u-unto Joseph, Do nyot thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen feed t-the fwock 
in Shechem? come, and I wiww send thee u-unto them. And he said to him, 
Hewe am I. 

3-37:14 And he said to him, Go, I p-pway thee, s-see whethew it be w-weww with 
thy bwethwen, and w-weww with t-the f-fwocks; and bwing m-me wowd again. S-So he 
sent him out of t-the vawe of Hebwon, and he came to Shechem. 

3-37:15 And a c-cewtain man f-found him, and, b-behowd, he w-was wandewing in 
t-the fiewd: and t-the man asked him, s-saying, What seekest thou? 37:16 
And he said, I seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwethwen: teww me, I p-pway thee, whewe they feed 
theiw fwocks. 

37:17 And t-the man said, They awe depawted h-hence; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I heawd t-them say, 
Wet us go to Dothan. And Joseph went aftew his bwethwen, and f-found 
t-them in Dothan. 

37:18 And when they saw him afaw off, even befowe he came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto 
t-them, they conspiwed against him to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway h-him. 

37:19 And they said onye to anyothew, Behowd, this dweamew cometh. 

37:20 Come nyow thewefowe, and wet us (✧∀✧)/ s-sway him, and cast him into s-some 
pit, and we wiww say, Some eviw beast hath devouwed him: and we shaww 
s-see what wiww become of his d-dweams. 

3-37:21 And (*´▽`*) W-Weuben heawd it, and he dewivewed him out of theiw hands; 
and said, Wet us nyot kiww h-him. 

37:22 And (*´▽`*) W-Weuben said u-unto t-them, S-Shed nyo bwood, but cast him into this 
p-pit that is in t-the wiwdewnyess, and way nyo hand upon h-him; that he m-might 
wid him out of theiw hands, to d-dewivew him to his o(>ω<)o f-fathew again. 

37:23 And it came to pass, when Joseph w-was come u-unto his bwethwen, 
that they stwipt Joseph out of his coat, his coat of many cowouws that 
w-was on h-him; 37:24 And they took him, and cast him into a pit: and t-the 
p-pit w-was e-empty, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo w-watew in it. 

37:25 And they sat down to e-eat bwead: and they w-wifted up theiw eyes 
and wooked, and, b-behowd, a company of Ishmeewites came fwom Giwead 
with theiw c-camews beawing spicewy and b-bawm and ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, g-going to cawwy 
it down to Egypt. 

37:26 And Judah said u-unto his bwethwen, What pwofit is it if we (✧∀✧)/ s-sway 
ouw bwothew, and conceaw his b-bwood? 3-37:27 Come, and wet us seww him 
to t-the Ishmeewites, and wet nyot ouw hand be upon h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is ouw 
b-bwothew and ouw ;;w;; f-fwesh. And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen wewe content. 

37:28 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe passed by Midianyites mewchantmen; and they dwew and 
w-wifted up Joseph out of t-the pit, and sowd Joseph to t-the Ishmeewites 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty pieces of siwvew: and they b-bwought Joseph into Egypt. 

37:29 And (*´▽`*) W-Weuben wetuwnyed u-unto t-the pit; and, b-behowd, Joseph w-was nyot in 
t-the pit; and he went his cwothes. 

37:30 And he wetuwnyed u-unto his bwethwen, and said, The c-chiwd is n-nyot; 
and I, whithew shaww I go? 37:31 And they took Joseph's coat, and 
kiwwed a kid of t-the goats, and dipped t-the coat in t-the bwood; 37:32 And 
they sent t-the coat of many cowouws, and they b-bwought it to theiw 
f-fathew; and said, This have we f-found: knyow nyow whethew it be thy son's 
coat ow nyo. 

37:33 And he knyew it, and said, I-It is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son's c-coat; an eviw beast 
hath devouwed h-him; Joseph is without doubt went in pieces. 

3-37:34 And J-Jacob went his cwothes, and put (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth upon his w-woins, 
and mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his son many days. 

37:35 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sons and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his daughtews w-wose up to comfowt h-him; 
but he wefused to be comfowted; and he said, Fow I wiww go down into 
t-the gwave u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son mouwnying. T-Thus his o(>ω<)o f-fathew wept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

3-37:36 And t-the Midianyites sowd him into Egypt u-unto P-Potiphaw, an officew 
of Phawaoh's, and c-captain of t-the guawd. 

38:1 And it came to pass a-at that time, that Judah went down fwom his 
bwethwen, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed in to a c-cewtain Aduwwamite, whose nyame w-was Hiwah. 

38:2 And Judah saw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a daughtew of a c-cewtain Canyaanyite, whose nyame 
w-was Shuah; and he took hew, and went in u-unto hew. 

＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 And she conceived, and bawe a son; and he cawwed his nyame E-Ew. 

3-38:4 And she ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe a son; and she cawwed his nyame 
O-Onyan. 

3-38:5 And she (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again conceived, and bawe a son; and cawwed his nyame 
S-Shewah: and he w-was a-at C-Chezib, when she bawe h-him. 

38:6 And Judah took a wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (♡°▽°♡) E-Ew his f-fiwstbown, whose nyame w-was Tamaw. 

38:7 And Ew, Judah's f-fiwstbown, w-was wicked in t-the sight of t-the WOWD; 
and t-the WOWD swew h-him. 

(o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 And Judah said u-unto Onyan, Go in u-unto thy bwothew's wife, and 
m-mawwy hew, and w-waise up seed to thy bwothew. 

38:9 And Onyan knyew that t-the seed shouwd nyot be his; and it came to 
pass, when he went in u-unto his bwothew's wife, that he spiwwed it on 
t-the g-gwound, west that he shouwd g-give seed to his bwothew. 

3-38:10 And t-the t-thing which he did d-dispweased t-the WOWD: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he 
swew him awso. 

38:11 T-Then said Judah to Tamaw his daughtew in w-waw, Wemain a widow a-at 
thy fathew's h-house, tiww Shewah o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son be gwown: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, West 
pewadventuwe he die awso, as his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen did. And Tamaw went and 
d-dwewt in hew fathew's house. 

3-38:12 And in pwocess of time t-the daughtew of Shuah Judah's wife died; 
and Judah w-was comfowted, and went up u-unto his sheepsheawews to 
T-Timnyath, he and his fwiend Hiwah t-the (´-ω-`) A-Aduwwamite. 

♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 And it w-was towd Tamaw, s-saying, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw goeth up 
to Timnyath to sheaw his sheep. 

38:14 And she put hew w-widow's gawments off fwom hew, and covewed hew 
with a v-vaiw, and wwapped hewsewf, and sat in an open pwace, which is 
by t-the w-way to T-Timnyath; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she saw that Shewah w-was gwown, and she w-was 
nyot given u-unto him to wife. 

38:15 When Judah saw hew, he thought hew to be an (o･ω･o) *hugs tightly* h-hawwot; because she 
h-had covewed hew (￣ω￣) f-face. 

38:16 And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto hew by t-the way, and said, Go t-to, I p-pway thee, 
wet m-me come in u-unto thee; (fow he knyew nyot that she w-was his daughtew 
in waw.) And she said, What wiwt t-thou g-give me, that t-thou mayest come 
in u-unto m-me? 38:17 And he said, I wiww send thee a kid fwom t-the fwock. 
And she said, Wiwt t-thou g-give m-me a pwedge, tiww t-thou send it? 3-38:18 
And he said, What p-pwedge shaww I g-give thee? And she said, Thy signyet, 
and thy bwacewets, and thy s-staff that is in thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he gave it 
hew, and came in u-unto hew, and she ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived by h-him. 

38:19 And she a-awose, and went away, and w-waid by hew vaiw fwom hew, and 
put on t-the gawments of hew widowhood. 

38:20 And Judah sent t-the kid by t-the hand of his fwiend t-the Aduwwamite, 
to weceive his p-pwedge fwom t-the woman's hand: but he f-found hew n-nyot. 

38:21 T-Then he asked t-the men of that pwace, s-saying, Whewe is t-the 
h-hawwot, that w-was openwy by t-the w-way side? And they said, Thewe w-was nyo 
hawwot in this pwace. 

3-38:22 And he wetuwnyed to Judah, and said, I c-cannyot f-find hew; and awso 
t-the men of t-the pwace said, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo hawwot in this pwace. 

38:23 And Judah said, Wet hew o(>ω<)o t-take it to hew, west we be shamed: 
b-behowd, I sent this kid, and t-thou hast nyot f-found hew. 

38:24 And it came to pass about thwee months aftew, that it w-was towd 
Judah, s-saying, Tamaw thy daughtew in (☆▽☆) w-waw hath pwayed t-the (o･ω･o) *hugs tightly* h-hawwot; and 
awso, b-behowd, she is with c-chiwd by whowedom. And Judah said, Bwing hew 
fowth, and wet hew be :33 b-buwnt. 

38:25 When she w-was b-bwought fowth, she sent to hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, 
s-saying, By t-the ^.^ m-man, whose these a-awe, am I with chiwd: and she said, 
Discewn, I p-pway thee, whose awe these, t-the signyet, and bwacewets, and 
staff. 

38:26 And Judah acknyowwedged t-them, and said, She hath b-been mowe 
wighteous than I; because that I gave hew nyot to Shewah o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And he 
knyew hew again nyo mowe. 

38:27 And it came to pass in t-the time of hew twavaiw, that, b-behowd, 
t-twins wewe in hew womb. 

38:28 And it came to pass, when she twavaiwed, that t-the onye put out 
his hand: and t-the midwife took and b-bound upon his hand a scawwet 
thwead, s-saying, This came out fiwst. 

38:29 And it came to pass, as he dwew back his hand, that, b-behowd, his 
b-bwothew came out: and she said, How hast t-thou bwoken f-fowth? this 
bweach be upon t-thee: thewefowe his nyame w-was cawwed Phawez. 

38:30 And aftewwawd came out his bwothew, that h-had t-the scawwet thwead 
upon his hand: and his nyame w-was cawwed Z-Zawah. 

39:1 And Joseph w-was b-bwought down to Egypt; and P-Potiphaw, an officew of 
Phawaoh, c-captain of t-the guawd, an Egyptian, bought him of t-the h-hands of 
t-the Ishmeewites, which h-had b-bwought him down thithew. 

3-39:2 And t-the WOWD w-was with Joseph, and he w-was a p-pwospewous man; and he 
w-was in t-the house of his mastew t-the Egyptian. 

39:3 And his mastew saw that t-the WOWD w-was with him, and that t-the WOWD 
m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did to p-pwospew in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

39:4 And Joseph f-found gwace in his s-sight, and he sewved him: and he 
m-made him ovewseew o-ovew his h-house, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had he put into his 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

39:5 And it came to pass fwom t-the time that he h-had m-made him ovewseew 
in his h-house, and o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had, that t-the WOWD bwessed t-the 
Egyptian's house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Joseph's sake; and t-the bwessing of t-the WOWD w-was 
upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had in t-the h-house, and in t-the fiewd. 

39:6 And he weft (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had in Joseph's hand; and he knyew nyot 
ought he had, s-save t-the bwead which he did eat. And Joseph w-was a goodwy 
(・_・ヾ p-pewson, and w-weww favouwed. 

39:7 And it came to pass aftew these things, that his mastew's wife 
cast hew eyes upon Joseph; and she said, Wie with me. 

3-39:8 But he w-wefused, and said u-unto his mastew's wife, Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
mastew (´ ∀ ` *) w-wotteth nyot what is with m-me in t-the h-house, and he hath committed 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand; 39:9 Thewe is nyonye gweatew in this house 
than I; nyeithew hath he kept back any t-thing fwom m-me but thee, because 
t-thou awt his wife: how t-then c-can I (^-^*)/ d-do this gweat wickednyess, and sin 
against God? 39:10 And it came to pass, as she spake to Joseph day by 
day, that he heawkenyed nyot u-unto hew, to w-wie by hew, ow to be with hew. 

39:11 And it came to pass about this time, that Joseph went into t-the 
house to (^-^*)/ d-do his businyess; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye of t-the men of t-the house 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe within. 

39:12 And she caught him by his gawment, s-saying, Wie with me: and he 
weft his gawment in hew hand, and fwed, and got him ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

3-39:13 And it came to pass, when she saw that he h-had weft his gawment 
in hew hand, and w-was fwed fowth, 39:14 That she cawwed u-unto t-the men of 
hew h-house, and spake u-unto t-them, s-saying, See, he hath b-bwought in an 
H-Hebwew u-unto us to mock us; he came in u-unto m-me to w-wie with me, and I 
cwied with a w-woud voice: 3-39:15 And it came to pass, when he heawd that 
I w-wifted up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice and cwied, that he weft his gawment with me, and 
fwed, and got him ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

3-39:16 And she w-waid up his gawment by hew, untiw his wowd came home. 

39:17 And she spake u-unto him a-accowding to these wowds, s-saying, The 
H-Hebwew s-sewvant, which t-thou hast b-bwought u-unto u-us, came in u-unto m-me to 
mock me: o(>< )o 3-39:18 And it came to pass, as I w-wifted up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice and cwied, 
that he weft his gawment with me, and fwed ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

♡(｡- ω -) 3-39:19 And it came to pass, when his mastew heawd t-the w-wowds of his 
wife, which she spake u-unto him, s-saying, Aftew this m-mannyew did thy 
sewvant to m-me; that his wwath w-was kindwed. 

3-39:20 And Joseph's mastew took him, and put him into t-the pwison, a 
pwace whewe t-the king's pwisonyews wewe bound: and he w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the 
pwison. 

39:21 But t-the WOWD w-was with Joseph, and shewed him m-mewcy, and gave him 
favouw in t-the sight of t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the pwison. 

39:22 And t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the pwison committed to Joseph's hand (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
pwisonyews that wewe in t-the pwison; and whatsoevew they did thewe, he 
w-was t-the doew of it. 

39:23 The (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the pwison wooked nyot to any t-thing that w-was undew 
his hand; because t-the WOWD w-was with him, and that which he did, t-the 
WOWD m-made it to pwospew. 

40:1 And it came to pass aftew these things, that t-the butwew of t-the 
king of Egypt and his bakew h-had o-offended theiw wowd t-the king of Egypt. 

40:2 And Phawaoh w-was wwoth against two of his officews, against t-the 
chief of t-the b-butwews, and against t-the chief of t-the bakews. 

40:3 And he put t-them in wawd in t-the house of t-the c-captain of t-the guawd, 
into t-the pwison, t-the pwace whewe Joseph w-was bound. 

40:4 And t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd c-chawged Joseph with t-them, and he 
sewved (=`ω´=) t-them: and they continyued a season in wawd. 

40:5 And they dweamed a dweam both of t-them, each man his dweam in onye 
nyight, each man a-accowding to t-the i-intewpwetation of his dweam, t-the 
butwew and t-the bakew of t-the king of Egypt, which wewe b-bound in t-the 
pwison. 

40:6 And Joseph came in u-unto t-them in t-the m-mownying, and wooked upon 
t-them, and, b-behowd, they wewe sad. 

40:7 And he asked Phawaoh's officews that wewe with him in t-the wawd of 
his wowd's h-house, s-saying, Whewefowe wook ye so sadwy to day? 40:8 And 
they said u-unto him, We have dweamed a dweam, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo 
intewpwetew of it. And Joseph said u-unto t-them, Do nyot intewpwetations 
bewong to God? teww m-me t-them, I p-pway you. 

4-40:9 And t-the chief butwew towd his dweam to Joseph, and said to him, 
In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dweam, b-behowd, a vinye w-was befowe m-me; 40:10 And in t-the vinye wewe 
thwee bwanches: and it w-was as t-though it budded, and hew bwossoms shot 
fowth; and t-the cwustews theweof b-bwought fowth wipe gwapes: 40:11 And 
Phawaoh's cup w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand: and I took t-the g-gwapes, and pwessed t-them 
into Phawaoh's cup, and I gave t-the cup into Phawaoh's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

40:12 And Joseph said u-unto him, This is t-the i-intewpwetation of i-it: The 
thwee bwanches awe thwee ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 40:13 Y-Yet within thwee days shaww 
Phawaoh wift up thinye head, and westowe thee u-unto thy p-pwace: and t-thou 
shawt d-dewivew Phawaoh's cup into his hand, aftew t-the f-fowmew m-mannyew 
when t-thou wast his butwew. 

40:14 But think on m-me when it shaww be w-weww with thee, and s-shew 
k-kindnyess, I p-pway thee, u-unto me, and make mention of m-me u-unto Phawaoh, 
and bwing m-me out of this house: 4-40:15 Fow indeed I w-was stowen away out 
of t-the wand of t-the Hebwews: and hewe awso have I donye nyothing that 
they shouwd put m-me into t-the dungeon. 

40:16 When t-the chief bakew saw that t-the i-intewpwetation w-was g-good, he 
said u-unto Joseph, I awso w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dweam, and, b-behowd, I h-had thwee 
white baskets on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head: 40:17 And in t-the u-uppewmost basket (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of bakemeats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Phawaoh; and t-the biwds did e-eat t-them out 
of t-the basket upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head. 

40:18 And Joseph answewed and said, This is t-the i-intewpwetation 
theweof: The thwee baskets awe thwee ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 40:19 Y-Yet within thwee days 
shaww Phawaoh wift up thy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head fwom off thee, and shaww h-hang thee on a 
twee; and t-the biwds shaww e-eat thy fwesh fwom off thee. 

40:20 And it came to pass t-the thiwd day, which w-was Phawaoh's biwthday, 
that he m-made a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants: and he w-wifted up t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head 
of t-the chief butwew and of t-the chief bakew among his sewvants. 

40:21 And he westowed t-the chief butwew u-unto his butwewship a-again; and 
he gave t-the cup into Phawaoh's hand: 40:22 But he hanged t-the chief 
bakew: as Joseph h-had intewpweted to them. 

40:23 Y-Yet did nyot t-the chief butwew (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew Joseph, but fowgat h-him. 

4-41:1 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of two f-fuww yeaws, that Phawaoh 
dweamed: and, b-behowd, he s-stood by t-the :3 w-wivew. 

41:2 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came up out of t-the wivew seven w-weww favouwed 
kinye and fatfweshed; and they fed in a meadow. 

41:3 And, b-behowd, seven othew kinye came up aftew t-them out of t-the 
wivew, iww favouwed and weanfweshed; and s-stood by t-the othew kinye upon 
t-the bwink of t-the :3 w-wivew. 

41:4 And t-the iww favouwed and weanfweshed kinye did e-eat up t-the seven 
w-weww favouwed and fat kinye. S-So Phawaoh awoke. 

41:5 And he swept and dweamed t-the second time: and, b-behowd, seven eaws 
of cown came up upon onye stawk, wank and good. 

41:6 And, b-behowd, seven thin eaws and bwasted with t-the east wind 
spwung up aftew them. 

4-41:7 And t-the seven thin eaws devouwed t-the seven wank and f-fuww eaws. 
And Phawaoh a-awoke, and, b-behowd, it w-was a dweam. 

41:8 And it came to pass in t-the mownying that his spiwit w-was twoubwed; 
and he sent and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the magicians of Egypt, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wise men theweof: and Phawaoh towd t-them his d-dweam; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye 
that couwd intewpwet t-them u-unto Phawaoh. 

41:9 T-Then spake t-the chief butwew u-unto Phawaoh, s-saying, I (^-^*)/ d-do (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fauwts this day: 41:10 Phawaoh w-was wwoth with his sewvants, and put 
m-me in wawd in t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd's h-house, both m-me and t-the chief 
bakew: 4-41:11 And we dweamed a dweam in onye nyight, I and h-he; we dweamed 
each man a-accowding to t-the i-intewpwetation of his dweam. 

41:12 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with us a young ^.^ m-man, an Hebwew, sewvant to 
t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd; and we towd him, and he intewpweted to us 
ouw dweams; to each man a-accowding to his dweam he did intewpwet. 

4-41:13 And it came to pass, as he intewpweted to u-us, so it w-was; m-me he 
westowed u-unto minye office, and him he hanged. 

41:14 T-Then Phawaoh sent and cawwed Joseph, and they b-bwought him 
hastiwy out of t-the dungeon: and he shaved himsewf, and changed his 
waiment, and came in u-unto Phawaoh. 

41:15 And Phawaoh said u-unto Joseph, I have dweamed a dweam, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
is nyonye that c-can intewpwet i-it: and I have heawd say of thee, that t-thou 
c-canst undewstand a dweam to intewpwet it. 

41:16 And Joseph answewed Phawaoh, s-saying, I-It is nyot in me: God shaww 
g-give Phawaoh an answew of p-peace. 

41:17 And Phawaoh said u-unto Joseph, In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dweam, b-behowd, I s-stood upon 
t-the bank of t-the wivew: 4-41:18 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came up out of t-the 
wivew seven kinye, f-fatfweshed and w-weww favouwed; and they fed in a 
meadow: 41:19 And, b-behowd, seven othew kinye came up aftew t-them, poow 
and vewy iww favouwed and (❤ω❤) w-weanfweshed, such as I nyevew saw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wand of Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow badnyess: 41:20 And t-the wean and t-the iww favouwed 
kinye did e-eat up t-the fiwst seven fat kinye: 41:21 And when they h-had 
eaten t-them up, it couwd nyot be knyown that they h-had eaten t-them; but 
they wewe stiww iww (=①ω①=) f-favouwed, as a-at t-the beginnying. S-So I awoke. 

41:22 And I saw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dweam, and, b-behowd, seven eaws came up in onye 
stawk, f-fuww and good: (T_T) 4-41:23 And, b-behowd, seven eaws, withewed, thin, 
and bwasted with t-the east wind, spwung up aftew (=`ω´=) t-them: 41:24 And t-the 
thin eaws devouwed t-the seven g-good eaws: and I towd this u-unto t-the 
magicians; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye that couwd decwawe it to me. 

4-41:25 And Joseph said u-unto Phawaoh, The dweam of Phawaoh is onye: God 
hath shewed Phawaoh what he is about to do. 

41:26 The seven g-good kinye awe seven yeaws; and t-the seven g-good eaws awe 
seven yeaws: t-the dweam is onye. 

41:27 And t-the seven thin and iww favouwed kinye that came up aftew t-them 
awe seven yeaws; and t-the seven empty eaws bwasted with t-the east wind 
shaww be seven yeaws of faminye. 

41:28 This is t-the t-thing which I have spoken u-unto Phawaoh: What God is 
about to (^-^*)/ d-do he sheweth u-unto Phawaoh. 

41:29 Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come seven yeaws of gweat pwenty (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the wand of Egypt: 4-41:30 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww a-awise aftew t-them seven yeaws 
of faminye; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwenty shaww be fowgotten in t-the wand of Egypt; 
and t-the faminye shaww consume t-the wand; 41:31 And t-the pwenty shaww nyot 
be knyown in t-the wand by w-weason of that faminye fowwowing; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww 
be vewy gwievous. 

41:32 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that t-the dweam w-was doubwed u-unto Phawaoh twice; it is 
because t-the t-thing is estabwished by G-God, and God wiww showtwy bwing it 
to pass. 

(T_T) 4-41:33 Nyow thewefowe wet Phawaoh wook out a man discweet and w-wise, and 
s-set him o-ovew t-the wand of Egypt. 

41:34 Wet Phawaoh (^-^*)/ d-do this, and wet him appoint officews o-ovew t-the wand, 
and o(>ω<)o t-take up t-the fifth pawt of t-the wand of Egypt in t-the seven p-pwenteous 
yeaws. 

41:35 And wet t-them gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the food of those g-good yeaws that come, 
and way up cown undew t-the hand of Phawaoh, and wet t-them keep food in 
t-the cities. 

41:36 And that food shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stowe to t-the wand against t-the seven 
yeaws of (≧◡≦) f-faminye, which shaww be in t-the wand of Egypt; that t-the wand 
pewish nyot thwough t-the faminye. 

41:37 And t-the t-thing w-was g-good in t-the eyes of Phawaoh, and in t-the eyes 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants. 

41:38 And Phawaoh said u-unto his sewvants, Can we f-find such a onye as 
this is, a man in whom t-the Spiwit of God is? 41:39 And Phawaoh said 
u-unto Joseph, Fowasmuch as God hath shewed thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye 
so discweet and wise as t-thou awt: 41:40 T-Thou shawt be o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, 
and a-accowding u-unto thy wowd shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe be wuwed: onwy in t-the 
t-thwonye wiww I be gweatew than thou. 

41:41 And Phawaoh said u-unto Joseph, See, I have s-set thee o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wand of Egypt. 

(＞ｍ＜) *sighs* 4-41:42 And Phawaoh took off his w-wing fwom his hand, and put it upon 
Joseph's hand, and awwayed him in vestuwes of finye winyen, and put a 
gowd chain about his nyeck; 41:43 And he m-made him to wide in t-the second 
chawiot which he had; and they cwied befowe him, Bow t-the knyee: and he 
m-made him wuwew o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. 

41:44 And Phawaoh said u-unto Joseph, I am Phawaoh, and without thee 
shaww nyo man wift up his hand ow foot in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. 

41:45 And Phawaoh cawwed Joseph's nyame Zaphnyathpaanyeah; and he gave 
him to wife Asenyath t-the daughtew of Potiphewah pwiest of On. And 
Joseph went out o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. 

41:46 And Joseph w-was thiwty yeaws o-owd when he s-stood befowe Phawaoh 
king of Egypt. And Joseph went out fwom t-the pwesence of Phawaoh, and 
went (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. 

41:47 And in t-the seven p-pwenteous yeaws t-the eawth b-bwought fowth by 
handfuws. 

41:48 And he gathewed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the food of t-the seven yeaws, which wewe 
in t-the wand of Egypt, and w-waid up t-the food in t-the cities: t-the food of 
t-the fiewd, which w-was (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, w-waid he up in t-the same. 

41:49 And Joseph gathewed cown as t-the sand of t-the sea, vewy ^w^ m-much, 
untiw he weft nyumbewing; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was without nyumbew. 

41:50 And u-unto Joseph wewe bown two sons befowe t-the yeaws of faminye 
came, which Asenyath t-the daughtew of Potiphewah pwiest of On bawe u-unto 
h-him. 

41:51 And Joseph cawwed t-the nyame of t-the fiwstbown Manyasseh: Fow G-God, 
said he, hath m-made m-me fowget (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-toiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house. 

41:52 And t-the nyame of t-the second cawwed he Ephwaim: Fow God hath 
caused m-me to be f-fwuitfuw in t-the wand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my affwiction. 

41:53 And t-the seven yeaws of p-pwenteousnyess, that w-was in t-the wand of 
Egypt, wewe ended. 

41:54 And t-the seven yeaws of deawth began to come, a-accowding as Joseph 
h-had said: and t-the deawth w-was in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands; but in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of 
Egypt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was bwead. 

41:55 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt w-was famished, t-the peopwe cwied to 
Phawaoh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwead: and Phawaoh said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Egyptians, Go u-unto 
Joseph; what he saith to y-you, do. 

41:56 And t-the faminye w-was o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-face of t-the eawth: and Joseph 
openyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stowehouses, and sowd u-unto t-the (o^▽^o) E-Egyptians; and t-the 
faminye (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed sowe in t-the wand of Egypt. 

4-41:57 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww countwies came into Egypt to Joseph (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to buy cown; 
because that t-the faminye w-was so sowe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands. 

42:1 Nyow when J-Jacob saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was cown in Egypt, J-Jacob said u-unto 
his ^-^ s-sons, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye wook onye upon (>_<) a-anyothew? 42:2 And he said, Behowd, 
I have heawd that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is cown in Egypt: get you down thithew, and 
buy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us fwom thence; that we may wive, and nyot die. 

4-42:3 And Joseph's t-ten (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen went down to buy cown in Egypt. 

42:4 But Benjamin, Joseph's bwothew, J-Jacob sent nyot with his bwethwen; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, West pewadventuwe mischief b-befaww h-him. 

4-42:5 And t-the sons of Iswaew came to buy cown among those that came: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faminye w-was in t-the wand of Canyaan. 

42:6 And Joseph w-was t-the govewnyow o-ovew t-the wand, and he it w-was that 
sowd to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand: and Joseph's (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen came, and 
b-bowed down themsewves befowe him with theiw faces to t-the eawth. 

42:7 And Joseph saw his bwethwen, and he knyew t-them, but m-made himsewf 
s-stwange u-unto t-them, and spake woughwy u-unto t-them; and he said u-unto t-them, 
Whence come ye? And they said, Fwom t-the wand of Canyaan to buy food. 

42:8 And Joseph knyew his bwethwen, but they knyew nyot h-him. 

42:9 And Joseph wemembewed t-the d-dweams which he dweamed of t-them, and 
said u-unto t-them, Ye awe s-spies; to s-see t-the nyakednyess of t-the wand ye awe 
come. 

4-42:10 And they said u-unto him, Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, but to buy food awe thy 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants come. 

42:11 We awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww onye man's s-sons; we awe twue men, thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awe nyo 
spies. 

42:12 And he said u-unto t-them, Nyay, but to s-see t-the nyakednyess of t-the wand 
ye awe come. 

42:13 And they said, Thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awe twewve bwethwen, t-the sons of onye 
man in t-the wand of Canyaan; and, b-behowd, t-the youngest is this day with 
ouw fathew, and onye is n-nyot. 

42:14 And Joseph said u-unto t-them, That is it that I spake u-unto y-you, 
s-saying, Ye awe spies: 42:15 H-Heweby ye shaww be pwoved: By t-the wife of 
Phawaoh ye shaww nyot go fowth hence, except youw youngest b-bwothew come 
hithew. 

42:16 Send onye of y-you, and wet him fetch youw bwothew, and ye shaww be 
kept in pwison, that youw w-wowds may be pwoved, whethew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any 
twuth in you: ow ewse by t-the wife of Phawaoh suwewy ye awe spies. 

42:17 And he put t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww togethew into wawd thwee days. 

42:18 And Joseph said u-unto t-them t-the thiwd day, This do, and wive; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
I f-feaw G-God: 42:19 If ye be twue men, wet onye of youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen be b-bound 
in t-the house of youw p-pwison: go ye, cawwy cown (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faminye of youw 
houses: 42:20 But bwing youw youngest b-bwothew u-unto m-me; so shaww youw 
w-wowds be vewified, and ye shaww nyot die. And they did so. 

42:21 And they said onye to anyothew, We awe vewiwy g-guiwty c-concewnying 
ouw bwothew, in that we saw t-the a-anguish of his s-souw, when he besought 
u-us, and we w-wouwd nyot heaw; thewefowe is this d-distwess come upon us. 

42:22 And (*´▽`*) W-Weuben answewed t-them, s-saying, Spake I nyot u-unto y-you, s-saying, 
Do nyot sin against t-the chiwd; and ye w-wouwd nyot heaw? thewefowe, 
b-behowd, awso his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is wequiwed. 

42:23 And they knyew nyot that Joseph undewstood t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he spake u-unto 
t-them by an intewpwetew. 

42:24 And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed himsewf about fwom t-them, and wept; and wetuwnyed to 
t-them again, and communyed with t-them, and took fwom t-them S-Simeon, and 
b-bound him befowe theiw eyes. 

42:25 T-Then Joseph commanded to fiww theiw sacks with cown, and to 
westowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's monyey into his sack, and to g-give t-them pwovision 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-way: and thus did he u-unto them. 

4-42:26 And they w-waded theiw asses with t-the cown, and depawted thence. 

42:27 And as onye of t-them openyed his sack to g-give his a-ass pwovendew in 
t-the inn, he espied his m-monyey; fow, b-behowd, it w-was in his (^-^*)/ s-sack's mouth. 

4-42:28 And he said u-unto his bwethwen, My monyey is westowed; and, wo, it 
is even in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sack: and theiw heawt faiwed t-them, and they wewe afwaid, 
saying onye to anyothew, What is this that God hath donye u-unto us? 42:29 
And they came u-unto J-Jacob theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew u-unto t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and 
towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that befeww u-unto t-them; s-saying, 42:30 The ^.^ m-man, who is t-the 
wowd of t-the wand, spake woughwy to u-us, and took us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow spies of t-the 
countwy. 

42:31 And we said u-unto him, We awe twue men; we awe nyo spies: 42:32 We 
be twewve bwethwen, sons of ouw f-fathew; onye is nyot, and t-the youngest 
is this day with ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew in t-the wand of Canyaan. 

42:33 And t-the ^.^ m-man, t-the wowd of t-the countwy, said u-unto u-us, H-Heweby shaww 
I knyow that ye awe twue men; weave onye of youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen hewe with me, 
and o(>ω<)o t-take food (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faminye of youw h-househowds, and be gonye: 4-42:34 
And bwing youw youngest b-bwothew u-unto me: t-then shaww I knyow that ye awe 
nyo spies, but that ye awe twue m-men: so wiww I d-dewivew you youw 
bwothew, and ye shaww twaffick in t-the wand. 

42:35 And it came to pass as they emptied theiw sacks, that, b-behowd, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's bundwe of monyey w-was in his sack: and when both they and 
theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew saw t-the bundwes of monyey, they wewe afwaid. 

42:36 And J-Jacob theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew said u-unto t-them, Me have ye beweaved of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
chiwdwen: Joseph is nyot, and S-Simeon is nyot, and ye wiww o(>ω<)o t-take Benjamin 
(☆ω☆) a-away: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things awe against me. 

42:37 And (*´▽`*) W-Weuben spake u-unto his fathew, s-saying, Sway o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two ^-^ s-sons, if I 
bwing him nyot to t-thee: d-dewivew him into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, and I wiww bwing him 
to thee again. 

42:38 And he said, My son shaww nyot go down with you; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his b-bwothew 
is dead, and he is weft a-awonye: if mischief b-befaww him by t-the w-way in 
t-the which ye go, t-then shaww ye bwing down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gway haiws with sowwow to 
t-the gwave. 

43:1 And t-the faminye w-was sowe in t-the wand. 

43:2 And it came to pass, when they h-had eaten up t-the cown which they 
h-had b-bwought out of Egypt, theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew said u-unto t-them, Go again, buy 
us a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe food. 

43:3 And Judah spake u-unto him, s-saying, The man did sowemnwy pwotest 
u-unto u-us, s-saying, Ye shaww nyot s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, except youw b-bwothew be with 
you. 

4-43:4 If t-thou wiwt send ouw b-bwothew with u-us, we wiww go down and buy 
thee food: 43:5 But if t-thou wiwt nyot send him, we wiww nyot go down: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the man said u-unto u-us, Ye shaww nyot s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, except youw 
b-bwothew be with you. 

43:6 And Iswaew said, Whewefowe d-deawt ye so iww with me, as to teww 
t-the man whethew ye h-had (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a bwothew? 43:7 And they said, The man 
asked us stwaitwy of ouw s-state, and of ouw kindwed, s-saying, Is youw 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive? have ye anyothew bwothew? and we towd him a-accowding 
to t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ t-tenyow of these wowds: couwd we cewtainwy knyow that he w-wouwd 
say, Bwing youw b-bwothew (>_<) d-down? 43:8 And Judah said u-unto Iswaew his 
fathew, Send t-the wad with me, and we wiww a-awise and go; that we may 
wive, and nyot die, both ^w^ w-we, and thou, and awso ouw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes. 

43:9 I wiww be s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him; of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand shawt t-thou wequiwe him: if I 
bwing him nyot u-unto thee, and s-set him befowe thee, t-then wet m-me beaw t-the 
bwame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 43:10 Fow except we h-had wingewed, suwewy nyow we h-had 
wetuwnyed this second ^w^ t-time. 

43:11 And theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew Iswaew said u-unto t-them, If it (* ^ ω ^) m-must be so n-nyow, (^-^*)/ d-do 
this; o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the best fwuits in t-the wand in youw vessews, and cawwy 
down t-the man a pwesent, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe bawm, and a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe honyey, spices, and 
( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, nyuts, and awmonds: 43:12 And o(>ω<)o t-take d-doubwe monyey in youw hand; 
and t-the monyey that w-was b-bwought again in t-the mouth of youw sacks, cawwy 
it again in youw hand; pewadventuwe it w-was an ovewsight: 4-43:13 Take 
awso youw bwothew, and a-awise, go again u-unto t-the man: 43:14 And God 
Awmighty g-give you (´-ω-`) m-mewcy befowe t-the ^.^ m-man, that he may send away youw 
othew bwothew, and Benjamin. If I be beweaved of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen, I am 
beweaved. 

4-43:15 And t-the men took that pwesent, and they took d-doubwe monyey in 
theiw hand and Benjamin; and w-wose up, and went down to Egypt, and 
s-stood befowe Joseph. 

4-43:16 And when Joseph saw Benjamin with t-them, he said to t-the wuwew of 
his h-house, Bwing these men home, and sway, and make weady; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these 
men shaww dinye with m-me a-at nyoon. 

43:17 And t-the man did as Joseph bade; and t-the man b-bwought t-the men into 
Joseph's house. 

43:18 And t-the men wewe afwaid, because they wewe b-bwought into Joseph's 
h-house; and they said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the monyey that w-was wetuwnyed in ouw 
sacks a-at t-the fiwst time awe we b-bwought in; that he may seek occasion 
against u-us, and faww upon u-us, and o(>ω<)o t-take us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bondmen, and ouw a-asses. 

4-43:19 And they came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to t-the stewawd of Joseph's h-house, and they 
communyed with him a-at t-the doow of t-the h-house, 43:20 And said, O-O siw, we 
came indeed down a-at t-the fiwst time to buy food: 43:21 And it came to 
pass, when we came to t-the inn, that we openyed ouw sacks, and, b-behowd, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's monyey w-was in t-the mouth of his sack, ouw monyey in f-fuww 
w-weight: and we have b-bwought it again in ouw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

43:22 And othew monyey have we b-bwought down in ouw h-hands to buy food: 
we c-cannyot teww who put ouw monyey in ouw sacks. 

43:23 And he said, Peace be to y-you, f-feaw nyot: youw G-God, and t-the God of 
youw fathew, hath given you tweasuwe in youw sacks: I h-had youw monyey. 
And he b-bwought S-Simeon out u-unto them. 

43:24 And t-the man b-bwought t-the men into Joseph's h-house, and gave t-them 
watew, and they washed theiw feet; and he gave theiw asses pwovendew. 

43:25 And they m-made weady t-the pwesent against Joseph came a-at ต(=ω=)ต n-nyoon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they heawd that they shouwd e-eat bwead thewe. 

43:26 And when Joseph came home, they b-bwought him t-the pwesent which 
w-was in theiw hand into t-the h-house, and b-bowed themsewves to him to t-the 
eawth. 

43:27 And he asked t-them of theiw w-wewfawe, and said, Is youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
weww, t-the o-owd man of whom ye spake? Is he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive? 43:28 And they 
answewed, Thy sewvant ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew is in g-good heawth, he is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive. 
And they b-bowed down theiw heads, and m-made obeisance. 

43:29 And he w-wifted up his eyes, and saw his b-bwothew Benjamin, his 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's son, and said, Is this youw youngew bwothew, of whom ye spake 
u-unto m-me? And he said, God be gwacious u-unto thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

43:30 And Joseph m-made haste; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his b-bowews did yeawn upon his 
bwothew: and he sought whewe to weep; and he entewed into his chambew, 
and wept thewe. 

43:31 And he washed his face, and went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and wefwainyed himsewf, and 
said, Set on bwead. 

43:32 And they s-set on (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him by himsewf, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them by themsewves, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Egyptians, which did e-eat with him, by themsewves: because 
t-the Egyptians m-might nyot e-eat bwead with t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) H-Hebwews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is an 
a-abominyation u-unto t-the Egyptians. 

4-43:33 And they sat befowe him, t-the fiwstbown a-accowding to his 
biwthwight, and t-the youngest a-accowding to his youth: and t-the men 
mawvewwed onye a-at anyothew. 

43:34 And he took and sent messes u-unto t-them fwom befowe him: but 
Benjamin's m-mess w-was five times so m-much as any of theiw's. And they 
dwank, and wewe mewwy with h-him. 

44:1 And he commanded t-the stewawd of his h-house, s-saying, Fiww t-the men's 
sacks with food, as m-much as they c-can c-cawwy, and put {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's monyey 
in his (^-^*)/ s-sack's mouth. 

44:2 And put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cup, t-the s-siwvew cup, in t-the (^-^*)/ s-sack's mouth of t-the 
youngest, and his cown monyey. And he did a-accowding to t-the wowd that 
Joseph h-had spoken. 

44:3 As soon as t-the mownying w-was wight, t-the men wewe sent away, they 
and theiw a-asses. 

44:4 And when they wewe gonye out of t-the city, and nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet faw off, 
Joseph said u-unto his stewawd, Up, fowwow aftew t-the men; and when t-thou 
d-dost (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake t-them, say u-unto t-them, Whewefowe have ye wewawded eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
good? 44:5 Is nyot this it in which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd dwinketh, and wheweby 
indeed he divinyeth? ye have donye eviw in so doing. 

4-44:6 And he ovewtook t-them, and he spake u-unto t-them these same wowds. 

44:7 And they said u-unto him, Whewefowe saith o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd these wowds? God 
fowbid that thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to this thing: 44:8 
Behowd, t-the monyey, which we f-found in ouw sacks' m-mouths, we b-bwought 
again u-unto thee out of t-the wand of C-Canyaan: how t-then shouwd we steaw 
out of thy wowd's house s-siwvew ow g-gowd? 44:9 With w-whomsoevew of thy 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants it be found, both wet him die, and we awso wiww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd's 
bondmen. 

4-44:10 And he said, Nyow awso wet it be a-accowding u-unto youw wowds: he 
with whom it is f-found shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant; and ye shaww be bwamewess. 

44:11 T-Then they s-speediwy took down {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his sack to t-the g-gwound, 
and openyed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his sack. 

44:12 And he seawched, and began a-at t-the e-ewdest, and weft a-at t-the 
youngest: and t-the cup w-was f-found in Benjamin's sack. 

44:13 T-Then they went theiw cwothes, and w-waded {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his ass, and 
wetuwnyed to t-the city. 

44:14 And Judah and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen came to Joseph's h-house; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thewe: and they feww befowe him on t-the gwound. 

44:15 And Joseph said u-unto t-them, What deed is this that ye have donye? 
wot ye nyot that such a man as I c-can cewtainwy d-divinye? (o_O) 4-44:16 And Judah 
said, What shaww we say u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? what shaww we speak? ow how 
shaww we ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw ouwsewves? God hath f-found out t-the i-inyiquity of thy 
sewvants: b-behowd, we awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd's sewvants, both ^w^ w-we, and he awso with 
whom t-the cup is found. 

4-44:17 And he said, God fowbid that I shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do so: but t-the man in 
whose hand t-the cup is found, he shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant; and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, 
get you up in peace u-unto youw fathew. 

44:18 T-Then Judah came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto him, and said, O-Oh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, wet thy 
s-sewvant, I p-pway thee, speak a wowd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd's eaws, and wet nyot 
thinye angew buwn against thy sewvant: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt even as Phawaoh. 

44:19 My wowd asked his sewvants, s-saying, H-Have ye a fathew, ow a 
bwothew? 44:20 And we said u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, We have a fathew, an o-owd 
^.^ m-man, and a c-chiwd of his o-owd (￣ω￣) a-age, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onye; and his b-bwothew is 
dead, and he awonye is weft of his mothew, and his o(>ω<)o f-fathew woveth h-him. 

(≧◡≦) 4-44:21 And t-thou s-saidst u-unto thy sewvants, Bwing him down u-unto me, that 
I may s-set minye eyes upon h-him. 

44:22 And we said u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, The wad c-cannyot weave his fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
if he shouwd weave his fathew, his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-wouwd die. 

44:23 And t-thou s-saidst u-unto thy sewvants, Except youw youngest b-bwothew 
come down with y-you, ye shaww s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face nyo mowe. 

4-44:24 And it came to pass when we came up u-unto thy sewvant o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, 
we towd him t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. 

44:25 And ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew said, Go again, and buy us a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe food. 

44:26 And we said, We c-cannyot go down: if ouw youngest b-bwothew be with 
u-us, t-then wiww we go down: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we may nyot s-see t-the man's face, except 
ouw youngest b-bwothew be with us. 

44:27 And thy sewvant o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew said u-unto u-us, Ye knyow that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife 
bawe m-me two sons: 44:28 And t-the onye went out fwom me, and I said, 
S-Suwewy he is t-town in pieces; and I saw him nyot s-since: 44:29 And if ye 
o(>ω<)o t-take this awso fwom me, and mischief b-befaww him, ye shaww bwing down 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gway haiws with sowwow to t-the gwave. 

4-44:30 Nyow thewefowe when I come to thy sewvant o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and t-the wad 
be nyot with us; seeing that his wife is b-bound up in t-the wad's wife; 
44:31 I-It shaww come to pass, when he seeth that t-the wad is nyot with 
u-us, that he wiww die: and thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww bwing down t-the gway haiws 
of thy sewvant ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew with sowwow to t-the gwave. 

4-44:32 Fow thy sewvant became s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wad u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, 
s-saying, If I bwing him nyot u-unto thee, t-then I shaww beaw t-the bwame to 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

44:33 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, wet thy sewvant abide instead of t-the 
wad a bondman to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd; and wet t-the wad go up with his bwethwen. 

44:34 Fow how shaww I go up to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and t-the wad be nyot with m-me? 
west pewadventuwe I s-see t-the eviw that shaww come on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. 

4-45:1 T-Then Joseph couwd nyot wefwain himsewf befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that s-stood 
by h-him; and he cwied, Cause {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to go out fwom me. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
s-stood nyo man with him, whiwe Joseph m-made himsewf knyown u-unto his 
bwethwen. 

45:2 And he wept awoud: and t-the Egyptians and t-the house of Phawaoh 
h-heawd. 

4-45:3 And Joseph said u-unto his bwethwen, I am Joseph; doth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wive? And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen couwd nyot answew h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe 
twoubwed a-at his pwesence. 

45:4 And Joseph said u-unto his bwethwen, Come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to me, I p-pway you. 
And they came nyeaw. And he said, I am Joseph youw bwothew, whom ye 
sowd into Egypt. 

45:5 Nyow thewefowe be nyot gwieved, (=`ω´=) n-nyow angwy with youwsewves, that ye 
sowd m-me hithew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God did send m-me befowe you to pwesewve wife. 

45:6 Fow these two yeaws hath t-the faminye b-been in t-the wand: and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe five yeaws, in t-the which (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyeithew be eawing (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
h-hawvest. 

45:7 And God sent m-me befowe you to pwesewve you a postewity in t-the 
eawth, and to s-save youw wives by a gweat dewivewance. 

45:8 S-So nyow it w-was nyot you that sent m-me hithew, but G-God: and he hath 
m-made m-me a o(>ω<)o f-fathew to Phawaoh, and wowd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-house, and a wuwew 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. 

45:9 H-Haste ye, and go up to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and say u-unto him, T-Thus saith 
thy son Joseph, God hath m-made m-me wowd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Egypt: come down u-unto me, 
tawwy nyot: 45:10 And t-thou shawt dweww in t-the wand of G-Goshen, and t-thou 
shawt be (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto me, thou, and thy c-chiwdwen, and thy c-chiwdwen's 
c-chiwdwen, and thy >w< f-fwocks, and thy h-hewds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast: 45:11 
And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I nyouwish thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe five yeaws of faminye; 
west thou, and thy h-househowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou h-hast, come to povewty. 

45:12 And, b-behowd, youw eyes see, and t-the eyes of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew Benjamin, 
that it is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth that s-speaketh u-unto you. 

45:13 And ye shaww teww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy in Egypt, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that ye have seen; and ye shaww haste and bwing down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew hithew. 

45:14 And he feww upon his b-bwothew Benjamin's nyeck, and wept; and 
Benjamin wept upon his nyeck. 

(⌒▽⌒)☆ *notices bulge* 4-45:15 Moweovew he kissed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bwethwen, and wept upon (=`ω´=) t-them: and 
aftew that his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-tawked with h-him. 

45:16 And t-the f-fame theweof w-was heawd in Phawaoh's h-house, s-saying, 
Joseph's (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awe c-come: and it pweased Phawaoh weww, and his 
sewvants. 

4-45:17 And Phawaoh said u-unto Joseph, Say u-unto thy bwethwen, This (^-^*)/ d-do y-ye; 
w-wade youw beasts, and go, get you u-unto t-the wand of Canyaan; 45:18 And 
o(>ω<)o t-take youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew and youw h-househowds, and come u-unto me: and I wiww 
g-give you t-the g-good of t-the wand of Egypt, and ye shaww e-eat t-the fat of 
t-the wand. 

45:19 Nyow t-thou awt commanded, this (^-^*)/ d-do y-ye; o(>ω<)o t-take you wagons out of t-the 
wand of Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw wives, and bwing youw 
fathew, and come. 

45:20 Awso w-wegawd nyot youw stuff; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the g-good of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of 
Egypt is youw's. 

4-45:21 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did so: and Joseph gave t-them wagons, 
a-accowding to t-the commandment of Phawaoh, and gave t-them pwovision (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the way. 

4-45:22 To (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them he gave each man changes of waiment; but to 
Benjamin he gave thwee hundwed pieces of s-siwvew, and five changes of 
waiment. 

45:23 And to his o(>ω<)o f-fathew he sent aftew this mannyew; t-ten asses waden 
with t-the g-good things of Egypt, and t-ten she asses waden with cown and 
bwead and meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his o(>ω<)o f-fathew by t-the way. 

4-45:24 S-So he sent his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen away, and they d-depawted: and he said 
u-unto t-them, See that ye faww nyot out by t-the way. 

45:25 And they went up out of Egypt, and came into t-the wand of Canyaan 
u-unto J-Jacob theiw fathew, 45:26 And towd him, s-saying, Joseph is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
awive, and he is govewnyow o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. And Jacob's 
heawt fainted, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he bewieved t-them n-nyot. 

45:27 And they towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of Joseph, which he h-had said 
u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and when he saw t-the wagons which Joseph h-had sent to cawwy 
him, t-the spiwit of J-Jacob theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew wevived: 45:28 And Iswaew said, 
I-It is enyough; Joseph o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a-awive: I wiww go and s-see him befowe 
I die. 

46:1 And Iswaew took his jouwnyey with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had, and came to 
Beewsheba, and offewed s-sacwifices u-unto t-the God of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Isaac. 

46:2 And God spake u-unto Iswaew in t-the visions of t-the nyight, and said, 
Jacob, Jacob. And he said, Hewe am I. 

46:3 And he said, I am G-God, t-the God of thy fathew: f-feaw nyot to go down 
into Egypt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe make of thee a gweat (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: 4-46:4 I wiww 
go down with thee into Egypt; and I wiww awso suwewy bwing thee up 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and Joseph shaww put his hand upon thinye eyes. 

46:5 And J-Jacob w-wose up fwom Beewsheba: and t-the sons of Iswaew cawwied 
J-Jacob theiw fathew, and theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and theiw wives, in t-the 
wagons which Phawaoh h-had sent to cawwy h-him. 

46:6 And they took theiw cattwe, and theiw goods, which they h-had 
gotten in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and came into Egypt, Jacob, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
seed with him: 46:7 His ^-^ s-sons, and his s-sons' sons with him, his 
(　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and his s-sons' (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his seed b-bwought he with 
him into Egypt. 

46:8 And these awe t-the nyames of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which came 
into Egypt, J-Jacob and his sons: W-Weuben, Jacob's fiwstbown. 

46:9 And t-the sons of ╰(▔∀▔)╯ W-Weuben; Hanyoch, and Phawwu, and Hezwon, and 
C-Cawmi. 

(/ =ω=)/ 4-46:10 And t-the sons of Simeon; Jemuew, and Jamin, and Ohad, and Jachin, 
and Zohaw, and S-Shauw t-the son of a Canyaanyitish |･ω･) w-woman. 

46:11 And t-the sons of Wevi; Gewshon, Kohath, and Mewawi. 

46:12 And t-the sons of Judah; Ew, and Onyan, and Shewah, and Phawez, and 
Z-Zawah: but (♡°▽°♡) E-Ew and Onyan died in t-the wand of Canyaan. And t-the sons of 
Phawez wewe Hezwon and H-Hamuw. 

46:13 And t-the sons of Issachaw; Towa, and Phuvah, and Job, and 
Shimwon. 

46:14 And t-the sons of Zebuwun; Sewed, and Ewon, and Jahweew. 

46:15 These be t-the sons of Weah, which she bawe u-unto J-Jacob in 
P-Padanyawam, with his daughtew Dinyah: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws of his sons and his 
daughtews wewe thiwty and thwee. 

46:16 And t-the sons of G-Gad; Ziphion, and Haggi, Shunyi, and E-Ezbon, Ewi, 
and Awodi, and A-Awewi. 

46:17 And t-the sons of A-Ashew; Jimnyah, and (T_T) I-Ishuah, and Isui, and Bewiah, 
and S-Sewah theiw sistew: and t-the sons of Bewiah; Hebew, and M-Mawchiew. 

46:18 These awe t-the sons of Ziwpah, whom Waban gave to Weah his 
d-daughtew, and these she bawe u-unto Jacob, even sixteen souws. 

46:19 The sons of Wachew Jacob's wife; Joseph, and Benjamin. 

46:20 And u-unto Joseph in t-the wand of Egypt wewe bown Manyasseh and 
Ephwaim, which Asenyath t-the daughtew of Potiphewah pwiest of On bawe 
u-unto h-him. 

46:21 And t-the sons of Benjamin wewe Bewah, and B-Bechew, and Ashbew, 
Gewa, and N-Nyaaman, Ehi, and Wosh, Muppim, and Huppim, and Awd. 

46:22 These awe t-the sons of (*^‿^*) W-Wachew, which wewe bown to Jacob: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
s-souws wewe fouwteen. 

46:23 And t-the sons of Dan; Hushim. 

46:24 And t-the sons of Nyaphtawi; Jahzeew, and Gunyi, and Jezew, and 
Shiwwem. 

46:25 These awe t-the sons of Biwhah, which Waban gave u-unto Wachew his 
d-daughtew, and she bawe these u-unto Jacob: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws wewe seven. 

( ╥ω╥ ) 4-46:26 Aww t-the s-souws that came with J-Jacob into Egypt, which came out of 
his w-woins, besides Jacob's s-sons' wives, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws wewe (o_O)! t-thweescowe 
and six; 46:27 And t-the sons of Joseph, which wewe bown him in Egypt, 
wewe two souws: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws of t-the house of Jacob, which came into 
Egypt, wewe (o_O)! t-thweescowe and ten. 

4-46:28 And he sent Judah befowe him u-unto Joseph, to (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect his f-face 
u-unto (つ≧▽≦)つ G-Goshen; and they came into t-the wand of Goshen. 

46:29 And Joseph m-made weady his c-chawiot, and went up to meet Iswaew 
his fathew, to G-Goshen, and pwesented himsewf u-unto h-him; and he feww on 
his nyeck, and wept on his nyeck a g-good whiwe. 

46:30 And Iswaew said u-unto Joseph, Nyow wet m-me die, since I have s-seen 
thy face, because t-thou awt (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive. 

4-46:31 And Joseph said u-unto his bwethwen, and u-unto his fathew's h-house, 
I wiww go up, and s-shew Phawaoh, and say u-unto him, My bwethwen, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fathew's h-house, which wewe in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, awe come u-unto m-me; 
46:32 And t-the men awe shephewds, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw twade hath b-been to feed 
c-cattwe; and they have b-bwought theiw >w< f-fwocks, and theiw h-hewds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that they have. 

46:33 And it shaww come to pass, when Phawaoh shaww caww y-you, and 
shaww say, What is youw occupation? 4-46:34 That ye shaww say, Thy 
sewvants' twade hath b-been about cattwe fwom ouw youth even untiw n-nyow, 
both ^w^ w-we, and awso ouw fathews: that ye may dweww in t-the wand of 
(つ≧▽≦)つ G-Goshen; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy s-shephewd is an a-abominyation u-unto t-the Egyptians. 

47:1 T-Then Joseph came and towd Phawaoh, and said, My o(>ω<)o f-fathew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bwethwen, and theiw >w< f-fwocks, and theiw h-hewds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they have, 
awe come out of t-the wand of Canyaan; and, b-behowd, they awe in t-the wand 
of Goshen. 

47:2 And he took s-some of his bwethwen, even five men, and pwesented 
t-them u-unto Phawaoh. 

47:3 And Phawaoh said u-unto his bwethwen, What is youw occupation? And 
they said u-unto Phawaoh, Thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awe shephewds, both ^w^ w-we, and awso 
ouw fathews. 

47:4 They said m-mowevew u-unto Phawaoh, Fow to sojouwn in t-the wand awe we 
come; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants have nyo pastuwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw f-fwocks; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
faminye is sowe in t-the wand of C-Canyaan: nyow thewefowe, we p-pway thee, wet 
thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants dweww in t-the wand of Goshen. 

47:5 And Phawaoh spake u-unto Joseph, s-saying, Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awe come u-unto t-thee: 47:6 The wand of Egypt is befowe thee; in 
t-the best of t-the wand make thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen to dweww; in t-the 
wand of Goshen wet t-them dweww: and if t-thou k-knyowest any men of a-activity 
among t-them, t-then make t-them wuwews o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-cattwe. 

47:7 And Joseph b-bwought in J-Jacob his fathew, and s-set him befowe 
Phawaoh: and J-Jacob bwessed Phawaoh. 

47:8 And Phawaoh said u-unto Jacob, How o-owd awt thou? 47:9 And J-Jacob 
said u-unto Phawaoh, The days of t-the yeaws of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my piwgwimage awe an 
hundwed and thiwty yeaws: f-few and eviw have t-the days of t-the yeaws of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife been, and have nyot attainyed u-unto t-the days of t-the yeaws of t-the 
wife of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews in t-the days of theiw p-piwgwimage. 

47:10 And J-Jacob bwessed Phawaoh, and went out fwom befowe Phawaoh. 

47:11 And Joseph pwaced his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his bwethwen, and gave t-them a 
^.^ p-possession in t-the wand of Egypt, in t-the best of t-the wand, in t-the wand 
of Wameses, as Phawaoh h-had c-commanded. 

47:12 And Joseph n-nyouwished his fathew, and his bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
fathew's h-househowd, with bwead, a-accowding to theiw famiwies. 

4-47:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bwead in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faminye w-was vewy 
sowe, so that t-the wand of Egypt and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Canyaan fainted by 
w-weason of t-the faminye. 

47:14 And Joseph gathewed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the monyey that w-was f-found in t-the wand 
of Egypt, and in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cown which they bought: 
and Joseph b-bwought t-the monyey into Phawaoh's house. 

4-47:15 And when monyey faiwed in t-the wand of Egypt, and in t-the wand of 
C-Canyaan, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Egyptians came u-unto Joseph, and said, Give us bwead: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why shouwd we die in thy pwesence? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the monyey f-faiweth. 

47:16 And Joseph said, Give youw c-cattwe; and I wiww g-give you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw 
cattwe, if monyey faiw. 

47:17 And they b-bwought theiw cattwe u-unto Joseph: and Joseph gave t-them 
bwead in exchange (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow howses, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the >w< f-fwocks, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cattwe 
of t-the h-hewds, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the asses: and he fed t-them with bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw cattwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that y-yeaw. 

47:18 When that yeaw w-was ended, they came u-unto him t-the second y-yeaw, 
and said u-unto him, We wiww nyot hide it fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, how that ouw 
monyey is spent; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd awso hath ouw hewds of c-cattwe; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot 
ought weft in t-the sight of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, but ouw bodies, and ouw wands: 
47:19 Whewefowe shaww we die befowe thinye eyes, both we and ouw w-wand? 
buy us and ouw wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwead, and we and ouw wand wiww be (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants 
u-unto Phawaoh: and g-give us seed, that we may wive, and nyot die, that 
t-the wand be nyot >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

47:20 And Joseph bought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Phawaoh; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
Egyptians sowd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his fiewd, because t-the faminye p-pwevaiwed o-ovew 
(=`ω´=) t-them: so t-the wand became Phawaoh's. 

47:21 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, he w-wemoved t-them to c-cities fwom onye end of 
t-the b-bowdews of Egypt even to t-the othew end t-theweof. 

47:22 Onwy t-the wand of t-the pwiests bought he n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests h-had 
a powtion assignyed t-them of Phawaoh, and did e-eat theiw powtion which 
Phawaoh gave (=`ω´=) t-them: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe they sowd nyot theiw wands. 

47:23 T-Then Joseph said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Behowd, I have bought you this 
day and youw wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Phawaoh: wo, hewe is seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and ye shaww 
sow t-the wand. 

4-47:24 And it shaww come to pass in t-the incwease, that ye shaww g-give 
t-the fifth pawt u-unto Phawaoh, and fouw pawts shaww be youw own, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
seed of t-the fiewd, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw food, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them of youw h-househowds, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes. 

47:25 And they said, T-Thou hast saved ouw wives: wet us f-find gwace in 
t-the sight of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, and we wiww be Phawaoh's sewvants. 

4-47:26 And Joseph m-made it a (☆▽☆) w-waw o-ovew t-the wand of Egypt u-unto this day, 
that Phawaoh shouwd have t-the fifth pawt, except t-the wand of t-the 
pwiests onwy, which became nyot Phawaoh's. 

4-47:27 And Iswaew d-dwewt in t-the wand of Egypt, in t-the c-countwy of (つ≧▽≦)つ G-Goshen; 
and they h-had possessions thewein, and gwew, and m-muwtipwied 
exceedingwy. 

47:28 And J-Jacob w-wived in t-the wand of Egypt seventeen yeaws: so t-the 
w-whowe age of J-Jacob w-was an hundwed f-fowty and seven yeaws. 

47:29 And t-the time dwew nyigh that Iswaew (* ^ ω ^) m-must die: and he cawwed his 
son Joseph, and said u-unto him, If nyow I have f-found gwace in thy s-sight, 
p-put, I p-pway thee, thy hand undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thigh, and d-deaw kindwy and t-twuwy 
with m-me; buwy m-me nyot, I p-pway thee, in Egypt: 47:30 But I wiww w-wie with 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews, and t-thou shawt cawwy m-me out of Egypt, and buwy m-me in theiw 
b-buwyingpwace. And he said, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do as t-thou hast said. 

47:31 And he said, Sweaw u-unto me. And he swawe u-unto h-him. And Iswaew 
b-bowed himsewf upon t-the bed's head. 

4-48:1 And it came to pass aftew these things, that onye towd Joseph, 
Behowd, thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew is sick: and he took with him his two ^-^ s-sons, 
Manyasseh and Ephwaim. 

48:2 And onye towd Jacob, and said, Behowd, thy son Joseph cometh u-unto 
t-thee: and Iswaew stwengthenyed himsewf, and sat upon t-the bed. 

4-48:3 And J-Jacob said u-unto Joseph, God Awmighty appeawed u-unto m-me a-at ^-^ *shuffles closer* W-Wuz 
in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and bwessed me, 4-48:4 And said u-unto me, Behowd, 
I wiww make thee fwuitfuw, and m-muwtipwy thee, and I wiww make of thee 
a muwtitude of peopwe; and wiww g-give this wand to thy seed aftew thee 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an evewwasting p-possession. 

48:5 And nyow thy two ^-^ s-sons, Ephwaim and Manyasseh, which wewe bown u-unto 
thee in t-the wand of Egypt befowe I came u-unto thee into Egypt, awe 
minye; as (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and S-Simeon, they shaww be minye. 

48:6 And thy issue, which t-thou begettest aftew t-them, shaww be thinye, 
and shaww be cawwed aftew t-the nyame of theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in theiw 
inhewitance. 

48:7 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, when I came fwom Padan, Wachew died by m-me in t-the 
wand of Canyaan in t-the way, when (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was but a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-way to come 
u-unto Ephwath: and I buwied hew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the w-way of Ephwath; t-the same 
is B-Bethwehem. 

48:8 And Iswaew behewd Joseph's ^-^ s-sons, and said, Who awe these? 4-48:9 
And Joseph said u-unto his fathew, They awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ^-^ s-sons, whom God hath given 
m-me in this pwace. And he said, Bwing t-them, I p-pway thee, u-unto me, and I 
wiww bwess them. 

4-48:10 Nyow t-the eyes of Iswaew wewe dim (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (￣ω￣) a-age, so that he couwd nyot 
see. 

And he b-bwought t-them (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto h-him; and he kissed t-them, and e-embwaced 
them. 

48:11 And Iswaew said u-unto Joseph, I h-had nyot thought to s-see thy f-face: 
and, wo, God hath shewed m-me awso thy seed. 

o(>< )o 4-48:12 And Joseph b-bwought t-them out fwom b-between his knyees, and he b-bowed 
himsewf with his f-face to t-the eawth. 

48:13 And Joseph took t-them b-both, Ephwaim in his wight hand towawd 
Iswaew's weft hand, and Manyasseh in his weft hand towawd Iswaew's 
wight hand, and b-bwought t-them (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto h-him. 

4-48:14 And Iswaew stwetched out his wight hand, and w-waid it upon 
Ephwaim's head, who w-was t-the youngew, and his weft hand upon Manyasseh's 
head, guiding his h-hands wittingwy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Manyasseh w-was t-the fiwstbown. 

4-48:15 And he bwessed Joseph, and said, G-God, befowe whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews 
A-Abwaham and Isaac did wawk, t-the God which fed m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife wong u-unto 
this day, 4-48:16 The ต(=ω=)ต A-Angew which wedeemed m-me fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eviw, bwess t-the 
wads; and wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame be nyamed on t-them, and t-the nyame of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews 
A-Abwaham and Isaac; and wet t-them gwow into a muwtitude in t-the m-midst of 
t-the eawth. 

48:17 And when Joseph saw that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-waid his wight hand upon t-the 
( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Ephwaim, it d-dispweased him: and he hewd up his fathew's hand, 
to w-wemove it fwom Ephwaim's ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head u-unto Manyasseh's head. 

48:18 And Joseph said u-unto his fathew, Nyot so, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is 
t-the f-fiwstbown; put thy wight hand upon his head. 

48:19 And his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-wefused, and said, I knyow it, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, I knyow i-it: 
he awso shaww become a p-peopwe, and he awso shaww be (=`ω´=) g-gweat: but t-twuwy 
his youngew b-bwothew shaww be gweatew than he, and his seed shaww 
become a muwtitude of nyations. 

48:20 And he bwessed t-them that day, s-saying, In thee shaww Iswaew 
bwess, s-saying, God make thee as Ephwaim and as Manyasseh: and he s-set 
Ephwaim befowe M-Manyasseh. 

48:21 And Iswaew said u-unto Joseph, Behowd, I die: but God shaww be 
with y-you, and bwing you again u-unto t-the wand of youw fathews. 

48:22 Moweovew I have given to thee onye powtion a-above thy bwethwen, 
which I took out of t-the hand of t-the Amowite with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd and with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
b-bow. 

49:1 And J-Jacob cawwed u-unto his ^-^ s-sons, and said, Gathew youwsewves 
togethew, that I may teww you that which shaww b-befaww you in t-the wast 
days. 

49:2 Gathew youwsewves togethew, and h-heaw, ye sons of Jacob; and 
heawken u-unto Iswaew youw fathew. 

49:3 W-Weuben, t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fiwstbown, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my might, and t-the beginnying of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
stwength, t-the excewwency of (つ≧▽≦)つ d-dignyity, and t-the excewwency of powew: 49:4 
Unstabwe as watew, t-thou shawt nyot excew; because t-thou wentest up to 
thy fathew's bed; t-then defiwedst t-thou i-it: he went up to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couch. 

49:5 S-Simeon and Wevi awe bwethwen; instwuments of cwuewty awe in theiw 
habitations. 

49:6 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, come nyot t-thou into theiw secwet; u-unto theiw assembwy, 
minye honyouw, be nyot t-thou u-unyited: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in theiw angew they swew a ^.^ m-man, 
and in theiw sewfwiww they digged down a waww. 

49:7 Cuwsed be theiw angew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was f-fiewce; and theiw wwath, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it 
w-was cwuew: I wiww divide t-them in Jacob, and scattew t-them in Iswaew. 

49:8 Judah, t-thou awt he whom thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen shaww pwaise: thy hand shaww 
be in t-the nyeck of thinye enyemies; thy fathew's chiwdwen shaww bow down 
befowe thee. 

49:9 Judah is a wion's whewp: fwom t-the pwey, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, t-thou awt gonye up: 
he stooped down, he couched as a wion, and as an o-owd w-wion; who shaww 
wouse him u-up? 49:10 The sceptwe shaww nyot depawt fwom Judah, (=`ω´=) n-nyow a 
wawgivew fwom b-between his feet, untiw Shiwoh come; and u-unto him shaww 
t-the gathewing of t-the peopwe be. 

49:11 Binding his foaw u-unto t-the vinye, and his a-ass's cowt u-unto t-the 
choice v-vinye; he washed his gawments in winye, and his cwothes in t-the 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of gwapes: 49:12 His eyes shaww be (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed with winye, and his t-teeth 
white with miwk. 

49:13 Zebuwun shaww dweww a-at t-the haven of t-the sea; and he shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
an haven of ships; and his bowdew shaww be u-unto Zidon. 

49:14 Issachaw is a stwong a-ass couching down b-between two buwdens: 
4-49:15 And he saw that w-west w-was g-good, and t-the wand that it w-was 
p-pweasant; and b-bowed his shouwdew to (ノωヽ) b-beaw, and became a sewvant u-unto 
twibute. 

49:16 Dan shaww j-judge his p-peopwe, as onye of t-the twibes of Iswaew. 

49:17 Dan shaww be a sewpent by t-the way, an addew in t-the path, that 
biteth t-the h-howse heews, so that his widew shaww faww b-backwawd. 

49:18 I have waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sawvation, O-O WOWD. 

4-49:19 Gad, a t-twoop shaww ovewcome him: but he shaww ovewcome a-at t-the 
wast. 

49:20 Out of Ashew his bwead shaww be fat, and he shaww yiewd woyaw 
dainties. 

4-49:21 Nyaphtawi is a hind wet woose: he giveth goodwy wowds. 

49:22 Joseph is a f-fwuitfuw b-bough, even a f-fwuitfuw bough by a w-weww; 
whose bwanches w-wun o-ovew t-the w-waww: 49:23 The awchews have sowewy 
g-gwieved him, and shot a-at him, and hated him: 49:24 But his bow abode 
in stwength, and t-the awms of his h-hands wewe m-made stwong by t-the h-hands 
of t-the mighty God of Jacob; (fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence is t-the s-shephewd, t-the stonye of 
I-Iswaew:) 49:25 Even by t-the God of thy fathew, who shaww hewp thee; and 
by t-the Awmighty, who shaww bwess thee with b-bwessings of heaven above, 
b-bwessings of t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep that wieth undew, b-bwessings of t-the bweasts, and 
of t-the womb: 49:26 The b-bwessings of thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew have p-pwevaiwed a-above 
t-the b-bwessings of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwogenyitows u-unto t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost b-bound of t-the 
evewwasting hiwws: they shaww be on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Joseph, and on t-the 
cwown of t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of him that w-was sepawate fwom his bwethwen. 

4-49:27 Benjamin shaww >_< *pokes you* w-wavin as a wowf: in t-the mownying he shaww devouw 
t-the pwey, and a-at nyight he shaww divide t-the s-spoiw. 

49:28 Aww these awe t-the twewve twibes of Iswaew: and this is it that 
theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew spake u-unto t-them, and bwessed t-them; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a-accowding to 
his bwessing he bwessed them. 

49:29 And he c-chawged t-them, and said u-unto t-them, I am to be gathewed 
u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: buwy m-me with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews in t-the c-cave that is in t-the 
fiewd of E-Ephwon t-the Hittite, 49:30 In t-the c-cave that is in t-the fiewd of 
Machpewah, which is befowe Mamwe, in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, which A-Abwaham 
bought with t-the fiewd of E-Ephwon t-the Hittite (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession of a 
b-buwyingpwace. 

49:31 Thewe they buwied A-Abwaham and Sawah his wife; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they buwied 
Isaac and Webekah his wife; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe I buwied Weah. 

49:32 The puwchase of t-the fiewd and of t-the c-cave that is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein w-was 
fwom t-the chiwdwen of Heth. 

49:33 And when J-Jacob h-had m-made an end of c-commanding his ^-^ s-sons, he 
gathewed up his feet into t-the bed, and yiewded up t-the g-ghost, and w-was 
gathewed u-unto his peopwe. 

5-50:1 And Joseph feww upon his fathew's face, and wept upon him, and 
kissed h-him. 

50:2 And Joseph commanded his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the physicians to embawm his 
fathew: and t-the physicians e-embawmed Iswaew. 

50:3 And f-fowty days wewe fuwfiwwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so awe fuwfiwwed t-the 
days of those which awe embawmed: and t-the Egyptians mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten days. 

50:4 And when t-the days of his mouwnying wewe past, Joseph spake u-unto 
t-the house of Phawaoh, s-saying, If nyow I have f-found gwace in youw eyes, 
speak, I p-pway y-you, in t-the eaws of Phawaoh, s-saying, 5-50:5 My o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made 
m-me sweaw, s-saying, Wo, I die: in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwave which I have digged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me in 
t-the wand of C-Canyaan, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shawt t-thou buwy me. Nyow thewefowe wet m-me go 
up, I p-pway thee, and buwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and I wiww come again. 

50:6 And Phawaoh said, Go up, and buwy thy fathew, a-accowding as he 
m-made thee sweaw. 

5-50:7 And Joseph went up to buwy his fathew: and with him went up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Phawaoh, t-the ewdews of his h-house, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews 
of t-the wand of Egypt, 50:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Joseph, and his 
bwethwen, and his fathew's house: onwy theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and theiw 
>w< f-fwocks, and theiw h-hewds, they weft in t-the wand of Goshen. 

50:9 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went up with him both chawiots and howsemen: and it w-was 
a vewy gweat c-company. 

50:10 And they came to t-the thweshingfwoow of Atad, which is beyond 
Jowdan, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they mouwnyed with a gweat and vewy sowe wamentation: 
and he m-made a mouwnying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his o(>ω<)o f-fathew seven days. 

50:11 And when t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, t-the Canyaanyites, saw t-the 
mouwnying in t-the fwoow of Atad, they said, This is a gwievous mouwnying 
to t-the Egyptians: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-the nyame of it w-was cawwed Abewmizwaim, 
which is beyond Jowdan. 

50:12 And his sons did u-unto him a-accowding as he commanded (=`ω´=) t-them: 50:13 
Fow his sons cawwied him into t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and buwied him in 
t-the c-cave of t-the fiewd of Machpewah, which A-Abwaham bought with t-the 
fiewd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession of a buwyingpwace of E-Ephwon t-the Hittite, befowe 
Mamwe. 

50:14 And Joseph wetuwnyed into Egypt, he, and his bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that went up with him to buwy his fathew, aftew he h-had buwied his 
fathew. 

50:15 And when Joseph's (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen saw that theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was dead, they 
said, Joseph wiww pewadventuwe hate u-us, and wiww cewtainwy wequite us 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw which we did u-unto h-him. 

50:16 And they sent a messengew u-unto Joseph, s-saying, Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew did 
command befowe he died, s-saying, 50:17 S-So shaww ye say u-unto Joseph, 
Fowgive, I p-pway thee n-nyow, t-the twespass of thy bwethwen, and theiw sin; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they did u-unto thee eviw: and n-nyow, we p-pway thee, fowgive t-the 
twespass of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the God of thy fathew. And Joseph wept 
when they spake u-unto h-him. 

50:18 And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awso went and feww down befowe his face; and 
they said, Behowd, we be thy sewvants. 

50:19 And Joseph said u-unto t-them, Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow am I in t-the pwace of 
God? 50:20 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, ye thought eviw against m-me; but God meant 
it u-unto g-good, to bwing to pass, as it is this day, to s-save m-much peopwe 
awive. 

50:21 Nyow thewefowe f-feaw ye nyot: I wiww nyouwish y-you, and youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
onyes. 

And he c-comfowted t-them, and spake kindwy u-unto them. 

50:22 And Joseph d-dwewt in Egypt, he, and his fathew's house: and 
Joseph w-wived an hundwed and t-ten yeaws. 

50:23 And Joseph saw Ephwaim's chiwdwen of t-the thiwd genyewation: t-the 
chiwdwen awso of M-Machiw t-the son of Manyasseh wewe b-bwought up upon 
Joseph's knyees. 

50:24 And Joseph said u-unto his bwethwen, I die: and God wiww suwewy 
v-visit y-you, and bwing you out of this wand u-unto t-the wand which he swawe 
to A-Abwaham, to Isaac, and to Jacob. 

50:25 And Joseph took an o-oath of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, God 
wiww suwewy v-visit y-you, and ye shaww cawwy up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes fwom hence. 

^-^ 5-50:26 S-So Joseph died, being an hundwed and t-ten yeaws owd: and they 
e-embawmed him, and he w-was put in a coffin in Egypt. 




The S-Second Book of Moses: C-Cawwed Exodus 


1:1 Nyow these awe t-the nyames of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which came 
into Egypt; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man and his (o-_-o) h-househowd came with Jacob. 

1:2 W-Weuben, S-Simeon, Wevi, and Judah, 1:3 I-Issachaw, Zebuwun, and 
Benjamin, 1:4 Dan, and Nyaphtawi, Gad, and A-Ashew. 

1:5 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that came out of t-the woins of J-Jacob wewe s-seventy 
souws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Joseph w-was in Egypt awweady. 

1-1:6 And Joseph died, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that genyewation. 

1:7 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe fwuitfuw, and incweased 
abundantwy, and m-muwtipwied, and (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed exceeding m-mighty; and t-the wand 
w-was fiwwed with them. 

1:8 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose up a nyew king o-ovew Egypt, which knyew nyot Joseph. 

1-1:9 And he said u-unto his p-peopwe, Behowd, t-the peopwe of t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew awe mowe and mightiew than we: 1:10 Come o-on, wet us d-deaw wisewy 
with t-them; west they muwtipwy, and it come to pass, that, when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
f-fawweth out any waw, they join awso u-unto ouw >_> e-enyemies, and fight 
against u-us, and so get t-them up out of t-the wand. 

1:11 Thewefowe they did s-set o-ovew t-them taskmastews to affwict t-them with 
theiw b-buwdens. And they b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Phawaoh tweasuwe cities, P-Pithom and 
Waamses. 

1:12 But t-the mowe they affwicted t-them, t-the mowe they m-muwtipwied and 
gwew. 

And they wewe g-gwieved because of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

1:13 And t-the Egyptians m-made t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew to sewve with 
wigouw: 1:14 And they m-made theiw wives bittew with hawd bondage, in 
mowtew, and in bwick, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of sewvice in t-the fiewd: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw sewvice, whewein they m-made t-them sewve, w-was with (*・ω・)ﾉ w-wigouw. 

1:15 And t-the king of Egypt spake to t-the H-Hebwew midwives, of which t-the 
nyame of t-the onye w-was S-Shiphwah, and t-the nyame of t-the othew Puah: 1:16 And 
he said, When ye (^-^*)/ d-do t-the ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office of a midwife to t-the H-Hebwew (*°▽°*) w-women, and 
s-see t-them upon t-the stoows; if it be a son, t-then ye shaww kiww him: but 
if it be a d-daughtew, t-then she shaww w-wive. 

1:17 But t-the m-midwives feawed G-God, and did nyot as t-the king of Egypt 
commanded t-them, but saved t-the men chiwdwen awive. 

1:18 And t-the king of Egypt cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the midwives, and said u-unto 
t-them, Why have ye donye this thing, and have saved t-the men chiwdwen 
awive? 1:19 And t-the m-midwives said u-unto Phawaoh, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the H-Hebwew 
w-women awe nyot as t-the Egyptian ♡(｡- ω -) w-women; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe w-wivewy, and awe 
dewivewed ewe t-the m-midwives come in u-unto them. 

1:20 Thewefowe God d-deawt w-weww with t-the midwives: and t-the peopwe 
m-muwtipwied, and (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed vewy mighty. 

1-1:21 And it came to pass, because t-the m-midwives feawed G-God, that he 
m-made t-them houses. 

1:22 And Phawaoh c-chawged (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, s-saying, Evewy son that is 
bown ye shaww cast into t-the wivew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy daughtew ye shaww s-save 
awive. 

2:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went a man of t-the house of Wevi, and took to wife a 
daughtew of Wevi. 

2:2 And t-the woman conceived, and bawe a son: and when she saw him that 
he w-was a goodwy chiwd, she hid him thwee months. 

2-2:3 And when she couwd nyot wongew hide him, she took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him an awk of 
buwwushes, and daubed it with swime and with pitch, and put t-the c-chiwd 
thewein; and she w-waid it in t-the fwags by t-the wivew's bwink. 

2:4 And his s-sistew s-stood afaw off, to wit what w-wouwd be donye to h-him. 

2-2:5 And t-the daughtew of Phawaoh came down to w-wash hewsewf a-at t-the 
w-wivew; and hew maidens wawked awong by t-the wivew's side; and when she 
saw t-the awk among t-the fwags, she sent hew m-maid to fetch it. 

2:6 And when she h-had openyed it, she saw t-the chiwd: and, b-behowd, t-the 
babe wept. And she h-had compassion on him, and said, This is onye of t-the 
Hebwews' chiwdwen. 

2-2:7 T-Then said his s-sistew to Phawaoh's d-daughtew, Shaww I go and caww to 
thee a n-nyuwse of t-the H-Hebwew (*°▽°*) w-women, that she may n-nyuwse t-the c-chiwd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thee? 2:8 And Phawaoh's daughtew said to hew, Go. And t-the m-maid went 
and cawwed t-the chiwd's m-mothew. 

2-2:9 And Phawaoh's daughtew said u-unto hew, Take this c-chiwd away, and 
n-nyuwse it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and I wiww g-give thee thy (/ =ω=)/ w-wages. And t-the w-women took 
t-the chiwd, and nyuwsed it. 

2:10 And t-the c-chiwd gwew, and she b-bwought him u-unto Phawaoh's d-daughtew, 
and he became hew (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And she cawwed his nyame Moses: and she said, 
(* ^ ω ^) B-Because I dwew him out of t-the watew. 

2-2:11 And it came to pass in those days, when Moses w-was gwown, that he 
went out u-unto his bwethwen, and wooked on theiw buwdens: and he spied 
an Egyptian s-smiting an Hebwew, onye of his bwethwen. 

2:12 And he wooked this w-way and that way, and when he saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was nyo ^.^ m-man, he swew t-the Egyptian, and hid him in t-the sand. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And when he went out t-the second day, b-behowd, two men of t-the 
Hebwews stwove togethew: and he said to him that did t-the wwong, 
Whewefowe smitest t-thou thy fewwow? 2:14 And he said, Who m-made thee a 
pwince and a j-judge o-ovew us? intendest t-thou to kiww me, as t-thou 
kiwwedst t-the (≧◡≦) E-Egyptian? And Moses feawed, and said, S-Suwewy this t-thing 
is knyown. 

2:15 Nyow when Phawaoh heawd this thing, he sought to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway M-Moses. But 
Moses fwed fwom t-the f-face of Phawaoh, and d-dwewt in t-the wand of Midian: 
and he sat down by a weww. 

2:16 Nyow t-the pwiest of Midian h-had seven daughtews: and they came and 
dwew watew, and fiwwed t-the t-twoughs to w-watew theiw fathew's fwock. 

2:17 And t-the shephewds came and (o_O)! d-dwove t-them (☆ω☆) a-away: but Moses s-stood up 
and hewped t-them, and watewed theiw fwock. 

2:18 And when they came to (ノωヽ) *moans* W-Weuew theiw fathew, he said, How is it that 
ye awe come so soon to day? 2:19 And they said, An Egyptian dewivewed 
us out of t-the hand of t-the shephewds, and awso dwew w-watew e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
u-us, and watewed t-the fwock. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And he said u-unto his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, And whewe is o(>< )o h-he? why is it that 
ye have weft t-the man? caww him, that he may e-eat bwead. 

2:21 And Moses w-was content to dweww with t-the man: and he gave Moses 
Zippowah his daughtew. 

2:22 And she bawe him a son, and he cawwed his nyame Gewshom: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
said, I have b-been a stwangew in a s-stwange wand. 

2:23 And it came to pass in pwocess of time, that t-the king of Egypt 
ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew s-sighed by w-weason of t-the bondage, and 
they cwied, and theiw (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy came up u-unto God by w-weason of t-the bondage. 

2:24 And God heawd theiw gwoanying, and God wemembewed his c-covenyant 
with A-Abwaham, with Isaac, and with Jacob. 

2:25 And God wooked upon t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and God h-had wespect 
u-unto them. 

3-3:1 Nyow Moses kept t-the fwock of (/ =ω=)/ J-Jethwo his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, t-the pwiest 
of Midian: and he w-wed t-the fwock to t-the backside of t-the desewt, and 
came to t-the mountain of G-God, even to Howeb. 

3:2 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto him in a fwame of fiwe out 
of t-the m-midst of a bush: and he wooked, and, b-behowd, t-the bush buwnyed 
with f-fiwe, and t-the bush w-was nyot consumed. 

3-3:3 And Moses said, I wiww nyow tuwn aside, and s-see this gweat s-sight, 
why t-the bush is nyot :33 b-buwnt. 

3:4 And when t-the WOWD saw that he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside to see, God cawwed u-unto 
him out of t-the m-midst of t-the (o_O) b-bush, and said, Moses, M-Moses. And he said, 
Hewe am I. 

3:5 And he said, Dwaw nyot nyigh hithew: put off thy shoes fwom off thy 
feet, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwace wheweon t-thou standest is h-howy gwound. 

3-3:6 Moweovew he said, I am t-the God of thy fathew, t-the God of A-Abwaham, 
t-the God of Isaac, and t-the God of Jacob. And Moses hid his face; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
w-was afwaid to wook upon God. 

3:7 And t-the WOWD said, I have suwewy s-seen t-the affwiction of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe 
which awe in Egypt, and have heawd theiw (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy by w-weason of theiw 
taskmastews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow theiw sowwows; 3:8 And I am come down to 
d-dewivew t-them out of t-the hand of t-the Egyptians, and to bwing t-them up 
out of that wand u-unto a g-good wand and a wawge, u-unto a wand fwowing 
with miwk and honyey; u-unto t-the pwace of t-the Canyaanyites, and t-the 
Hittites, and t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the Hivites, and 
t-the Jebusites. 

3-3:9 Nyow thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew is come 
u-unto me: and I have awso s-seen t-the oppwession whewewith t-the Egyptians 
o(>ω<)o o-oppwess them. 

3:10 Come nyow thewefowe, and I wiww send thee u-unto Phawaoh, that t-thou 
mayest bwing fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew out of Egypt. 

3:11 And Moses said u-unto G-God, Who am I, that I shouwd go u-unto Phawaoh, 
and that I shouwd bwing fowth t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew out of E-Egypt? 
3:12 And he said, Cewtainwy I wiww be with thee; and this shaww be a 
token u-unto thee, that I have sent t-thee: When t-thou hast b-bwought fowth 
t-the peopwe out of Egypt, ye shaww sewve God upon this mountain. 

3:13 And Moses said u-unto G-God, Behowd, when I come u-unto t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, and shaww say u-unto t-them, The God of youw f-fathews hath sent m-me 
u-unto you; and they shaww say to me, What is his nyame? what shaww I say 
u-unto them? 3:14 And God said u-unto Moses, I AM THAT I A-AM: and he said, 
T-Thus shawt t-thou say u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, I AM hath sent m-me 
u-unto you. 

3:15 And God said moweovew u-unto Moses, T-Thus shawt t-thou say u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, t-the WOWD God of youw fathews, t-the God of A-Abwaham, 
t-the God of Isaac, and t-the God of Jacob, hath sent m-me u-unto you: this is 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my memowiaw u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. 

3:16 Go, and gathew t-the ewdews of Iswaew togethew, and say u-unto t-them, 
The WOWD God of youw fathews, t-the God of A-Abwaham, of Isaac, and of 
Jacob, appeawed u-unto me, s-saying, I have suwewy v-visited y-you, and s-seen 
that which is donye to you in Egypt: 3:17 And I have said, I wiww bwing 
you up out of t-the affwiction of Egypt u-unto t-the wand of t-the Canyaanyites, 
and t-the Hittites, and t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the 
Hivites, and t-the J-Jebusites, u-unto a wand fwowing with miwk and honyey. 

3:18 And they shaww heawken to thy voice: and t-thou shawt come, t-thou 
and t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, u-unto t-the king of Egypt, and ye shaww say 
u-unto him, The WOWD God of t-the Hebwews hath met with us: and nyow wet us 
go, we b-beseech thee, thwee days' jouwnyey into t-the wiwdewnyess, that we 
may sacwifice to t-the WOWD ouw God. 

3:19 And I am suwe that t-the king of Egypt wiww nyot wet you go, nyo, nyot 
by a mighty ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And I wiww s-stwetch out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, and smite Egypt with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
w-wondews which I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the m-midst theweof: and aftew that he wiww 
wet you go. 

3:21 And I wiww g-give this peopwe favouw in t-the sight of t-the Egyptians: 
and it shaww come to pass, that, when ye go, ye shaww nyot go empty. 

3-3:22 But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy woman shaww bowwow of hew nyeighbouw, and of hew that 
s-sojouwnyeth in hew h-house, jewews of s-siwvew, and jewews of gowd, and 
( =ω=)..nyaa w-waiment: and ye shaww put t-them upon youw ^-^ s-sons, and upon youw 
daughtews; and ye shaww spoiw t-the Egyptians. 

4:1 And Moses answewed and said, B-But, b-behowd, they wiww nyot bewieve 
me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow heawken u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww say, The WOWD hath nyot 
appeawed u-unto thee. 

4-4:2 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, What is that in thinye hand? And he 
said, A-A wod. 

4:3 And he said, Cast it on t-the gwound. And he cast it on t-the g-gwound, 
and it became a s-sewpent; and Moses fwed fwom befowe it. 

4-4:4 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Put fowth thinye hand, and o(>ω<)o t-take it by 
t-the taiw. And he put fowth his hand, and caught it, and it became a 
wod in his hand: 4-4:5 That they may bewieve that t-the WOWD God of theiw 
fathews, t-the God of A-Abwaham, t-the God of Isaac, and t-the God of Jacob, 
hath appeawed u-unto thee. 

4:6 And t-the WOWD said fuwthewmowe u-unto him, Put nyow thinye hand into 
thy bosom. And he put his hand into his bosom: and when he took it 
(* ^ ω ^) o-out, b-behowd, his hand w-was wepwous as snyow. 

4:7 And he said, Put thinye hand into thy b-bosom again. And he put his 
hand into his b-bosom a-again; and p-pwucked it out of his bosom, and, 
b-behowd, it w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again as his othew ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

4-4:8 And it shaww come to pass, if they wiww nyot bewieve thee, nyeithew 
heawken to t-the voice of t-the fiwst sign, that they wiww bewieve t-the 
voice of t-the wattew sign. 

4:9 And it shaww come to pass, if they wiww nyot bewieve awso these two 
signs, nyeithew heawken u-unto thy voice, that t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the 
w-watew of t-the wivew, and p-pouw it upon t-the dwy wand: and t-the w-watew which 
t-thou takest out of t-the wivew shaww become ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the dwy wand. 

4:10 And Moses said u-unto t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my WOWD, I am nyot ewoquent, 
nyeithew hewetofowe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow since t-thou hast spoken u-unto thy sewvant: but I 
am swow of s-speech, and of a swow tongue. 

4:11 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Who hath m-made man's mouth? ow who 
m-maketh t-the dumb, ow deaf, ow t-the seeing, ow t-the b-bwind? have nyot I t-the 
WOWD? 4:12 Nyow thewefowe go, and I wiww be with thy mouth, and t-teach 
thee what t-thou shawt say. 

4:13 And he said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my WOWD, send, I p-pway thee, by t-the hand of him 
whom t-thou wiwt send. 

4:14 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against Moses, and he said, 
Is nyot Aawon t-the Wevite thy bwothew? I knyow that he c-can speak weww. 
And awso, b-behowd, he cometh fowth to meet t-thee: and when he seeth 
thee, he wiww be gwad in his heawt. 

4:15 And t-thou shawt speak u-unto him, and put w-wowds in his m-mouth: and I 
wiww be with thy mouth, and with his mouth, and wiww t-teach you what ye 
shaww do. 

4:16 And he shaww be thy spokesman u-unto t-the peopwe: and he shaww be, 
even he shaww be to thee instead of a mouth, and t-thou shawt be to him 
instead of God. 

4:17 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take this wod in thinye hand, whewewith t-thou shawt 
(^-^*)/ d-do signs. 

4-4:18 And Moses went and wetuwnyed to (/ =ω=)/ J-Jethwo his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, and said 
u-unto him, Wet m-me go, I p-pway thee, and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which 
awe in Egypt, and s-see whethew they be (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive. And (/ =ω=)/ J-Jethwo said to 
Moses, Go in p-peace. 

4:19 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses in Midian, Go, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into Egypt: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men awe dead which sought thy wife. 

4:20 And Moses took his wife and his ^-^ s-sons, and s-set t-them upon an ass, 
and he wetuwnyed to t-the wand of Egypt: and Moses took t-the wod of God in 
his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

4:21 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, When t-thou goest to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into 
Egypt, s-see that t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those w-wondews befowe Phawaoh, which I have 
put in thinye hand: but I wiww hawden his heawt, that he shaww nyot wet 
t-the peopwe go. 

4:22 And t-thou shawt say u-unto Phawaoh, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Iswaew is 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiwstbown: 4:23 And I say u-unto thee, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son go, 
that he may sewve me: and if t-thou wefuse to wet him go, b-behowd, I wiww 
(✧∀✧)/ s-sway thy son, even thy fiwstbown. 

4:24 And it came to pass by t-the w-way in t-the inn, that t-the WOWD met him, 
and sought to kiww h-him. 

4:25 T-Then Zippowah took a shawp stonye, and cut off t-the foweskin of hew 
son, and cast it a-at his feet, and said, S-Suwewy a bwoody h-husband awt 
t-thou to me. 

4:26 S-So he wet him go: t-then she said, A-A bwoody h-husband t-thou awt, 
because of t-the c-ciwcumcision. 

4:27 And t-the WOWD said to Aawon, Go into t-the wiwdewnyess to meet M-Moses. 
And he went, and met him in t-the mount of G-God, and kissed h-him. 

4:28 And Moses towd Aawon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD who h-had sent him, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the signs which he h-had commanded h-him. 

4:29 And Moses and Aawon went and gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: 4:30 And Aawon spake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds which t-the 
WOWD h-had spoken u-unto Moses, and did t-the signs in t-the sight of t-the 
peopwe. 

4-4:31 And t-the peopwe bewieved: and when they heawd that t-the WOWD h-had 
v-visited t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and that he h-had wooked upon theiw 
a-affwiction, t-then they b-bowed theiw heads and wowshipped. 

5:1 And aftewwawd Moses and Aawon went in, and towd Phawaoh, T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they may h-howd a 
(♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto m-me in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

5-5:2 And Phawaoh said, Who is t-the WOWD, that I shouwd obey his voice to 
wet Iswaew go? I knyow nyot t-the WOWD, nyeithew wiww I wet Iswaew go. 

5:3 And they said, The God of t-the Hebwews hath met with us: wet us go, 
we p-pway thee, thwee days' jouwnyey into t-the desewt, and sacwifice u-unto 
t-the WOWD ouw God; west he faww upon us with pestiwence, ow with t-the 
swowd. 

5:4 And t-the king of Egypt said u-unto t-them, Whewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do ye, Moses and 
Aawon, wet t-the peopwe fwom theiw wowks? get you u-unto youw b-buwdens. 

5:5 And Phawaoh said, Behowd, t-the peopwe of t-the wand nyow awe many, and 
ye make t-them w-west fwom theiw b-buwdens. 

5:6 And Phawaoh commanded t-the same day t-the taskmastews of t-the p-peopwe, 
and theiw officews, s-saying, 5:7 Ye shaww nyo mowe g-give t-the peopwe >_> s-stwaw 
to make bwick, as hewetofowe: wet t-them go and gathew >_> s-stwaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
themsewves. 

5:8 And t-the t-tawe of t-the bwicks, which they did make hewetofowe, ye 
shaww way upon t-them; ye shaww nyot diminyish ought theweof: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be 
idwe; thewefowe they cwy, s-saying, Wet us go and sacwifice to ouw God. 

5:9 Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe mowe wowk be w-waid upon t-the men, that they may wabouw 
thewein; and wet t-them nyot w-wegawd vain wowds. 

5:10 And t-the taskmastews of t-the peopwe went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and theiw officews, 
and they spake to t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, T-Thus saith Phawaoh, I wiww nyot 
g-give you stwaw. 

5:11 Go ye, get you >_> s-stwaw whewe ye c-can f-find i-it: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot ought of youw 
wowk shaww be d-diminyished. 

5:12 S-So t-the peopwe wewe scattewed a-abwoad (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of 
Egypt to gathew s-stubbwe instead of stwaw. 

5-5:13 And t-the taskmastews hasted t-them, s-saying, Fuwfiw youw wowks, youw 
daiwy tasks, as when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was stwaw. 

5:14 And t-the officews of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which Phawaoh's 
taskmastews h-had s-set o-ovew t-them, wewe beaten, and demanded, Whewefowe 
have ye nyot fuwfiwwed youw task in making bwick both yestewday and to 
day, as >_> h-hewetofowe? 5:15 T-Then t-the officews of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
came and cwied u-unto Phawaoh, s-saying, Whewefowe deawest t-thou thus with 
thy sewvants? 5:16 Thewe is nyo >_> s-stwaw given u-unto thy sewvants, and 
they say to u-us, Make bwick: and, b-behowd, thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awe (* ^ ω ^) b-beaten; but 
t-the fauwt is in thinye own peopwe. 

5:17 But he said, Ye awe idwe, ye awe idwe: thewefowe ye say, Wet us 
go and (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice to t-the WOWD. 

5:18 Go thewefowe n-nyow, and wowk; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo >_> s-stwaw be given 
y-you, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww ye d-dewivew t-the t-tawe of (*・ω・)ﾉ b-bwicks. 

5:19 And t-the officews of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did s-see that they wewe 
in eviw case, aftew it w-was said, Ye shaww nyot minyish ought fwom youw 
bwicks of youw daiwy (☆ω☆) t-task. 

5:20 And they met Moses and Aawon, who s-stood in t-the way, as they came 
fowth fwom Phawaoh: 5:21 And they said u-unto t-them, The WOWD wook upon 
y-you, and judge; because ye have m-made ouw savouw to be a-abhowwed in t-the 
eyes of Phawaoh, and in t-the eyes of his sewvants, to put a s-swowd in 
theiw hand to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway us. 

5:22 And Moses wetuwnyed u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, WOWD, (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe hast 
t-thou so eviw e-entweated this peopwe? why is it that t-thou hast sent m-me? 
5:23 Fow since I came to Phawaoh to speak in thy nyame, he hath donye 
eviw to this peopwe; nyeithew hast t-thou dewivewed thy peopwe a-at aww. 

6-6:1 T-Then t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Nyow shawt t-thou s-see what I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do 
to Phawaoh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with a stwong hand shaww he wet t-them go, and with a 
stwong hand shaww he dwive t-them out of his wand. 

6:2 And God spake u-unto Moses, and said u-unto him, I am t-the WOWD: 6:3 
And I appeawed u-unto A-Abwaham, u-unto Isaac, and u-unto Jacob, by t-the nyame 
of God Awmighty, but by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame o(>ω<)o J-JEHOVAH w-was I nyot knyown to them. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And I have awso estabwished o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with t-them, to g-give t-them 
t-the wand of C-Canyaan, t-the wand of theiw piwgwimage, whewein they wewe 
stwangews. 

6:5 And I have awso heawd t-the (O.O) g-gwoanying of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, whom 
t-the Egyptians keep in bondage; and I have wemembewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my covenyant. 

6:6 Whewefowe say u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, I am t-the WOWD, and I 
wiww bwing you out fwom undew t-the buwdens of t-the Egyptians, and I wiww 
wid you out of theiw bondage, and I wiww wedeem you with a stwetched 
out awm, and with gweat j-judgments: 6:7 And I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take you to m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
p-peopwe, and I wiww be to you a G-God: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the 
WOWD youw G-God, which bwingeth you out fwom undew t-the buwdens of t-the 
Egyptians. 

6:8 And I wiww bwing you in u-unto t-the wand, c-concewnying t-the which I did 
sweaw to g-give it to A-Abwaham, to Isaac, and to Jacob; and I wiww g-give 
it you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an h-hewitage: I am t-the WOWD. 

6:9 And Moses spake so u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: but they heawkenyed 
nyot u-unto Moses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-anguish of spiwit, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cwuew bondage. 

6:10 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:11 Go in, speak u-unto 
Phawaoh king of Egypt, that he wet t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew go out of 
his wand. 

6:12 And Moses spake befowe t-the WOWD, s-saying, Behowd, t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew have nyot heawkenyed u-unto m-me; how t-then shaww Phawaoh h-heaw me, who 
am of u-unciwcumcised wips? 6:13 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto 
Aawon, and gave t-them a chawge u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and u-unto 
Phawaoh king of Egypt, to bwing t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew out of t-the wand 
of Egypt. 

6:14 These be t-the heads of theiw f-fathews' houses: The sons of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben 
t-the fiwstbown of I-Iswaew; Hanyoch, and Pawwu, Hezwon, and C-Cawmi: these 
be t-the famiwies of W-Weuben. 

6:15 And t-the sons of Simeon; Jemuew, and Jamin, and Ohad, and Jachin, 
and Zohaw, and S-Shauw t-the son of a Canyaanyitish woman: these awe t-the 
famiwies of Simeon. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And these awe t-the nyames of t-the sons of Wevi a-accowding to theiw 
genyewations; Gewshon, and Kohath, and Mewawi: and t-the yeaws of t-the 
wife of Wevi wewe an hundwed thiwty and seven yeaws. 

6-6:17 The sons of Gewshon; Wibnyi, and Shimi, a-accowding to theiw 
famiwies. 

6:18 And t-the sons of Kohath; Amwam, and Izhaw, and Hebwon, and (^-^*)/ *shuffles closer* U-Uzziew: 
and t-the yeaws of t-the wife of Kohath wewe an hundwed thiwty and thwee 
yeaws. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And t-the sons of Mewawi; M-Mahawi and Mushi: these awe t-the famiwies 
of Wevi a-accowding to theiw genyewations. 

6:20 And Amwam took him Jochebed his fathew's s-sistew to wife; and she 
bawe him Aawon and Moses: and t-the yeaws of t-the wife of Amwam wewe an 
hundwed and thiwty and seven yeaws. 

6:21 And t-the sons of (o_O) I-Izhaw; Kowah, and Nyepheg, and Z-Zichwi. 

6:22 And t-the sons of U-Uzziew; Mishaew, and Ewzaphan, and Zithwi. 

6:23 And Aawon took him Ewisheba, daughtew of Amminyadab, s-sistew of 
Nyaashon, to wife; and she bawe him Nyadab, and Abihu, Eweazaw, and 
Ithamaw. 

6:24 And t-the sons of Kowah; Assiw, and Ewkanyah, and (o･ω･o) A-Abiasaph: these 
awe t-the famiwies of t-the Kowhites. 

6:25 And Eweazaw Aawon's son took him onye of t-the daughtews of P-Putiew 
to wife; and she bawe him Phinyehas: these awe t-the heads of t-the f-fathews 
of t-the Wevites a-accowding to theiw famiwies. 

6:26 These awe that Aawon and Moses, to whom t-the WOWD said, Bwing out 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom t-the wand of Egypt a-accowding to theiw 
awmies. 

6:27 These awe they which spake to Phawaoh king of Egypt, to bwing out 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom Egypt: these awe that Moses and Aawon. 

6:28 And it came to pass on t-the day when t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in 
t-the wand of Egypt, 6:29 That t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, I am 
t-the WOWD: speak t-thou u-unto Phawaoh king of Egypt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I say u-unto 
thee. 

6:30 And Moses said befowe t-the WOWD, Behowd, I am of u-unciwcumcised 
wips, and how shaww Phawaoh heawken u-unto m-me? 7:1 And t-the WOWD said 
u-unto Moses, See, I have m-made thee a (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god to Phawaoh: and Aawon thy 
b-bwothew shaww be thy pwophet. 

7:2 T-Thou shawt speak (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I command t-thee: and Aawon thy b-bwothew 
shaww speak u-unto Phawaoh, that he send t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew out of 
his wand. 

7-7:3 And I wiww hawden Phawaoh's heawt, and m-muwtipwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my signs and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
w-wondews in t-the wand of Egypt. 

7:4 But Phawaoh shaww nyot heawken u-unto y-you, that I may way o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand 
upon Egypt, and bwing fowth minye awmies, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, out of t-the wand of Egypt by gweat judgments. 

7:5 And t-the Egyptians shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I s-stwetch 
fowth minye hand upon Egypt, and bwing out t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom 
among them. 

7:6 And Moses and Aawon did as t-the WOWD commanded t-them, so did they. 

7-7:7 And Moses w-was fouwscowe yeaws o-owd, and Aawon fouwscowe and thwee 
yeaws o-owd, when they spake u-unto Phawaoh. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 7:9 When 
Phawaoh shaww speak u-unto y-you, s-saying, Shew a miwacwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: t-then 
t-thou shawt say u-unto Aawon, Take thy wod, and cast it befowe Phawaoh, 
and it shaww become a sewpent. 

7:10 And Moses and Aawon went in u-unto Phawaoh, and they did so as t-the 
WOWD h-had commanded: and Aawon cast down his wod befowe Phawaoh, and 
befowe his sewvants, and it became a sewpent. 

7:11 T-Then Phawaoh awso cawwed t-the wise men and t-the s-sowcewews: nyow t-the 
magicians of Egypt, they awso did in w-wike m-mannyew with theiw 
enchantments. 

7:12 Fow they cast down {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his wod, and they became sewpents: 
but Aawon's wod swawwowed up theiw wods. 

7:13 And he hawdenyed Phawaoh's heawt, that he heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-them; 
as t-the WOWD h-had said. 

7:14 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Phawaoh's heawt is h-hawdenyed, he 
wefuseth to wet t-the peopwe go. 

7:15 Get thee u-unto Phawaoh in t-the m-mownying; wo, he goeth out u-unto t-the 
watew; and t-thou shawt stand by t-the wivew's bwink against he come; and 
t-the wod which w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to a sewpent shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take in thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

7:16 And t-thou shawt say u-unto him, The WOWD God of t-the Hebwews hath 
sent m-me u-unto thee, s-saying, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they may sewve m-me in 
t-the wiwdewnyess: and, b-behowd, hithewto t-thou wouwdest nyot heaw. 

7:17 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, In this t-thou shawt knyow that I am t-the WOWD: 
b-behowd, I wiww smite with t-the wod that is in minye hand upon t-the watews 
which awe in t-the wivew, and they shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to bwood. 

7:18 And t-the fish that is in t-the wivew shaww die, and t-the wivew shaww 
(*^‿^*) s-stink; and t-the Egyptians shaww wothe to dwink of t-the w-watew of t-the 
:3 w-wivew. 

xDD 7-7:19 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, Say u-unto Aawon, Take thy wod, and 
s-stwetch out thinye hand upon t-the watews of Egypt, upon theiw stweams, 
upon theiw wivews, and upon theiw ponds, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw poows of 
watew, that they may become bwood; and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt, both in vessews of wood, and in 
vessews of stonye. 

7:20 And Moses and Aawon did so, as t-the WOWD commanded; and he w-wifted 
up t-the wod, and smote t-the watews that wewe in t-the wivew, in t-the sight 
of Phawaoh, and in t-the sight of his sewvants; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the watews that 
wewe in t-the wivew wewe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to bwood. 

7:21 And t-the fish that w-was in t-the wivew died; and t-the wivew stank, and 
t-the Egyptians couwd nyot dwink of t-the w-watew of t-the w-wivew; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. 

7:22 And t-the magicians of Egypt did so with theiw enchantments: and 
Phawaoh's heawt w-was h-hawdenyed, nyeithew did he heawken u-unto t-them; as t-the 
WOWD h-had said. 

7:23 And Phawaoh (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and went into his h-house, nyeithew did he s-set 
his heawt to this awso. 

7:24 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Egyptians digged (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the wivew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-watew to 
dwink; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they couwd nyot dwink of t-the w-watew of t-the :3 w-wivew. 

7:25 And seven days wewe fuwfiwwed, aftew that t-the WOWD h-had smitten 
t-the :3 w-wivew. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, Go u-unto Phawaoh, and say u-unto him, 
T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they may sewve me. 

8-8:2 And if t-thou wefuse to wet t-them go, b-behowd, I wiww smite (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
b-bowdews with fwogs: 8:3 And t-the wivew shaww bwing fowth fwogs 
abundantwy, which shaww go up and come into thinye h-house, and into thy 
bedchambew, and upon thy bed, and into t-the house of thy sewvants, and 
upon thy p-peopwe, and into thinye ovens, and into thy knyeadingtwoughs: 
8:4 And t-the fwogs shaww come up both on thee, and upon thy p-peopwe, and 
upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy sewvants. 

8-8:5 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, Say u-unto Aawon, Stwetch fowth thinye 
hand with thy wod o-ovew t-the stweams, o-ovew t-the wivews, and o-ovew t-the 
ponds, and c-cause fwogs to come up upon t-the wand of Egypt. 

8:6 And Aawon stwetched out his hand o-ovew t-the watews of Egypt; and t-the 
fwogs came up, and covewed t-the wand of Egypt. 

8:7 And t-the magicians did so with theiw enchantments, and b-bwought up 
fwogs upon t-the wand of Egypt. 

8:8 T-Then Phawaoh cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses and Aawon, and said, Intweat t-the 
WOWD, that he may o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the fwogs fwom me, and fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and 
I wiww wet t-the peopwe go, that they may (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice u-unto t-the WOWD. 

8:9 And Moses said u-unto Phawaoh, Gwowy o-ovew me: when shaww I intweat 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvants, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy p-peopwe, to d-destwoy t-the 
fwogs fwom thee and thy houses, that they may wemain in t-the wivew 
onwy? 8-8:10 And he said, To mowwow. And he said, (☆▽☆) B-Be it a-accowding to 
thy wowd: that t-thou mayest knyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike u-unto t-the WOWD 
ouw God. 

8-8:11 And t-the fwogs shaww depawt fwom thee, and fwom thy houses, and 
fwom thy sewvants, and fwom thy peopwe; they shaww wemain in t-the wivew 
onwy. 

8:12 And Moses and Aawon went out fwom Phawaoh: and Moses cwied u-unto 
t-the WOWD because of t-the fwogs which he h-had b-bwought against Phawaoh. 

8-8:13 And t-the WOWD did a-accowding to t-the wowd of Moses; and t-the fwogs 
died out of t-the houses, out of t-the viwwages, and out of t-the fiewds. 

8:14 And they gathewed t-them togethew upon heaps: and t-the wand stank. 

8:15 But when Phawaoh saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was w-wespite, he hawdenyed his 
heawt, and heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-them; as t-the WOWD h-had said. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Say u-unto Aawon, Stwetch out thy 
wod, and smite t-the dust of t-the wand, that it may become w-wice 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. 

8:17 And they did so; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon stwetched out his hand with his wod, 
and smote t-the dust of t-the eawth, and it became w-wice in ^.^ m-man, and in 
(´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the dust of t-the wand became w-wice (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of 
Egypt. 

8-8:18 And t-the magicians did so with theiw enchantments to bwing fowth 
wice, but they couwd nyot: so (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe w-wice upon ^.^ m-man, and upon beast. 

8-8:19 T-Then t-the magicians said u-unto Phawaoh, This is t-the f-fingew of G-God: 
and Phawaoh's heawt w-was h-hawdenyed, and he heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-them; as 
t-the WOWD h-had said. 

8:20 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Wise up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and 
stand befowe Phawaoh; wo, he cometh fowth to t-the watew; and say u-unto 
him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they may sewve me. 

8-8:21 Ewse, if t-thou wiwt nyot wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, b-behowd, I wiww send 
swawms of fwies upon thee, and upon thy sewvants, and upon thy p-peopwe, 
and into thy houses: and t-the houses of t-the Egyptians shaww be f-fuww of 
swawms of f-fwies, and awso t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound wheweon they awe. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And I wiww sevew in that day t-the wand of G-Goshen, in which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe dweww, that nyo swawms of fwies shaww be thewe; to t-the end t-thou 
mayest knyow that I am t-the WOWD in t-the m-midst of t-the eawth. 

8:23 And I wiww put a division b-between o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe and thy peopwe: to 
mowwow shaww this (*´▽`*) s-sign be. 

8:24 And t-the WOWD did so; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a gwievous swawm of fwies 
into t-the house of Phawaoh, and into his sewvants' houses, and into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the wand of Egypt: t-the wand w-was c-cowwupted by w-weason of t-the swawm of 
f-fwies. 

8:25 And Phawaoh cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon, and said, Go ye, 
sacwifice to youw God in t-the wand. 

8:26 And Moses said, I-It is nyot meet so to do; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we shaww sacwifice 
t-the a-abominyation of t-the Egyptians to t-the WOWD ouw G-God: wo, shaww we 
sacwifice t-the a-abominyation of t-the Egyptians befowe theiw eyes, and wiww 
they nyot stonye us? 8:27 We wiww go thwee days' jouwnyey into t-the 
wiwdewnyess, and sacwifice to t-the WOWD ouw G-God, as he shaww command us. 

8:28 And Phawaoh said, I wiww wet you go, that ye may sacwifice to t-the 
WOWD youw God in t-the wiwdewnyess; onwy ye shaww nyot go vewy faw (☆ω☆) a-away: 
intweat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

8:29 And Moses said, Behowd, I go out fwom thee, and I wiww intweat 
t-the WOWD that t-the swawms of fwies may depawt fwom Phawaoh, fwom his 
sewvants, and fwom his p-peopwe, to mowwow: but wet nyot Phawaoh d-deaw 
d-deceitfuwwy any mowe in nyot w-wetting t-the peopwe go to sacwifice to t-the 
WOWD. 

8:30 And Moses went out fwom Phawaoh, and intweated t-the WOWD. 

8:31 And t-the WOWD did a-accowding to t-the wowd of Moses; and he w-wemoved 
t-the swawms of fwies fwom Phawaoh, fwom his sewvants, and fwom his 
peopwe; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed nyot onye. 

8:32 And Phawaoh hawdenyed his heawt a-at this time awso, nyeithew w-wouwd 
he wet t-the peopwe go. 

9:1 T-Then t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Go in u-unto Phawaoh, and teww him, 
T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of t-the H-Hebwews, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they 
may sewve me. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Fow if t-thou wefuse to wet t-them go, and wiwt h-howd t-them stiww, 9:3 
Behowd, t-the hand of t-the WOWD is upon thy cattwe which is in t-the fiewd, 
upon t-the howses, upon t-the asses, upon t-the camews, upon t-the oxen, and 
upon t-the sheep: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a vewy gwievous muwwain. 

9:4 And t-the WOWD shaww sevew b-between t-the cattwe of Iswaew and t-the 
cattwe of Egypt: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyothing die of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is t-the 
c-chiwdwen's of Iswaew. 

9:5 And t-the WOWD appointed a s-set time, s-saying, To mowwow t-the WOWD 
shaww (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing in t-the wand. 

9:6 And t-the WOWD did that t-thing on t-the mowwow, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cattwe of 
Egypt ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: but of t-the cattwe of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew died nyot onye. 

9:7 And Phawaoh sent, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot onye of t-the cattwe of 
t-the Iswaewites dead. And t-the heawt of Phawaoh w-was h-hawdenyed, and he did 
nyot wet t-the peopwe go. 

9:8 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, Take to you handfuws 
of ashes of t-the fuwnyace, and wet Moses spwinkwe it towawd t-the heaven 
in t-the sight of Phawaoh. 

9:9 And it shaww become smaww dust in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt, and shaww 
be a boiw bweaking fowth with bwains upon ^.^ m-man, and upon beast, 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And they took ashes of t-the fuwnyace, and s-stood befowe Phawaoh; and 
Moses spwinkwed it up towawd heaven; and it became a boiw bweaking 
fowth with bwains upon ^.^ m-man, and upon beast. 

9-9:11 And t-the magicians couwd nyot stand befowe Moses because of t-the 
b-boiws; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the boiw w-was upon t-the m-magicians, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
Egyptians. 

9:12 And t-the WOWD hawdenyed t-the heawt of Phawaoh, and he heawkenyed nyot 
u-unto t-them; as t-the WOWD h-had spoken u-unto M-Moses. 

9:13 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Wise up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and 
stand befowe Phawaoh, and say u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of t-the 
H-Hebwews, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they may sewve me. 

9-9:14 Fow I wiww a-at this time send (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwagues upon thinye heawt, and 
upon thy sewvants, and upon thy peopwe; that t-thou mayest knyow that 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike m-me in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

9:15 Fow nyow I wiww s-stwetch out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, that I may smite thee and thy 
peopwe with p-pestiwence; and t-thou shawt be cut off fwom t-the eawth. 

9:16 And in vewy deed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause have I waised thee up, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to 
s-shew in thee o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my powew; and that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame may be d-decwawed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the eawth. 

9:17 As (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet exawtest t-thou t-thysewf against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, that t-thou wiwt 
nyot wet t-them go? 9:18 Behowd, to mowwow about this time I wiww c-cause 
it to wain a vewy gwievous haiw, such as hath nyot b-been in Egypt since 
t-the f-foundation theweof even untiw n-nyow. 

9:19 Send thewefowe n-nyow, and gathew thy cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast 
in t-the fiewd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man and beast which shaww be f-found in t-the 
fiewd, and shaww nyot be b-bwought home, t-the haiw shaww come down upon 
t-them, and they shaww die. 

9:20 He that feawed t-the wowd of t-the WOWD among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Phawaoh 
m-made his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and his cattwe fwee into t-the houses: 9:21 And he 
that wegawded nyot t-the wowd of t-the WOWD weft his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and his 
cattwe in t-the fiewd. 

9:22 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Stwetch fowth thinye hand towawd 
heaven, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be haiw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt, upon ^.^ m-man, and 
upon beast, and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewb of t-the fiewd, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the wand of 
Egypt. 

9:23 And Moses stwetched fowth his wod towawd heaven: and t-the WOWD 
sent thundew and haiw, and t-the fiwe wan awong upon t-the g-gwound; and t-the 
WOWD wainyed haiw upon t-the wand of Egypt. 

9:24 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was haiw, and fiwe mingwed with t-the haiw, vewy gwievous, 
such as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye w-wike it in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt since it 
became a n-nyation. 

9:25 And t-the haiw smote (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was 
in t-the fiewd, both man and (´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; and t-the haiw smote {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewb of t-the 
fiewd, and bwake {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee of t-the fiewd. 

9:26 Onwy in t-the wand of G-Goshen, whewe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, 
w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo haiw. 

9:27 And Phawaoh sent, and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses and Aawon, and said u-unto 
t-them, I have sinnyed this time: t-the WOWD is (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe awe wicked. 

9-9:28 Intweat t-the WOWD (fow it is enyough) that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo mowe mighty 
thundewings and haiw; and I wiww wet you go, and ye shaww stay nyo 
wongew. 

9:29 And Moses said u-unto him, As soon as I am gonye out of t-the city, I 
wiww spwead a-abwoad o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands u-unto t-the WOWD; and t-the thundew shaww 
cease, nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any mowe haiw; that t-thou mayest knyow how 
that t-the eawth is t-the W-WOWD's. 

9:30 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee and thy sewvants, I knyow that ye wiww nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
f-feaw t-the WOWD God. 

9:31 And t-the fwax and t-the bawwey w-was s-smitten: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bawwey w-was in 
t-the eaw, and t-the fwax w-was bowwed. 

9:32 But t-the wheat and t-the wie wewe nyot s-smitten: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe nyot 
g-gwown (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

9:33 And Moses went out of t-the city fwom Phawaoh, and spwead a-abwoad 
his h-hands u-unto t-the WOWD: and t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ t-thundews and haiw ceased, and t-the 
wain w-was nyot pouwed upon t-the eawth. 

9:34 And when Phawaoh saw that t-the wain and t-the haiw and t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ t-thundews 
wewe ceased, he sinnyed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet m-mowe, and hawdenyed his heawt, he and his 
sewvants. 

9:35 And t-the heawt of Phawaoh w-was h-hawdenyed, nyeithew w-wouwd he wet t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew go; as t-the WOWD h-had spoken by M-Moses. 

10:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Go in u-unto Phawaoh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have 
hawdenyed his heawt, and t-the heawt of his sewvants, that I m-might s-shew 
these o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my signs befowe him: 1-10:2 And that t-thou mayest teww in t-the eaws 
of thy son, and of thy son's son, what things I have wwought in Egypt, 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my signs which I have donye among t-them; that ye may knyow how that I 
am t-the WOWD. 

10:3 And Moses and Aawon came in u-unto Phawaoh, and said u-unto him, T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD God of t-the H-Hebwews, How wong wiwt t-thou wefuse to humbwe 
t-thysewf befowe m-me? wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, that they may sewve me. 

10:4 Ewse, if t-thou wefuse to wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe go, b-behowd, to mowwow wiww 
I bwing t-the wocusts into thy c-coast: 1-10:5 And they shaww covew t-the f-face 
of t-the eawth, that onye c-cannyot be abwe to s-see t-the eawth: and they shaww 
e-eat t-the wesidue of that which is escaped, which wemainyeth u-unto you 
fwom t-the haiw, and shaww e-eat {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee which g-gwoweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you out of 
t-the fiewd: 10:6 And they shaww fiww thy houses, and t-the houses of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thy sewvants, and t-the houses of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^▽^o) E-Egyptians; which nyeithew thy 
fathews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy f-fathews' f-fathews have seen, since t-the day that they 
wewe upon t-the eawth u-unto this d-day. And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed himsewf, and went out 
fwom Phawaoh. 

10:7 And Phawaoh's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said u-unto him, How wong shaww this man be 
a snyawe u-unto us? wet t-the men go, that they may sewve t-the WOWD theiw 
G-God: k-knyowest t-thou nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet that Egypt is d-destwoyed? 10:8 And Moses and 
Aawon wewe b-bwought again u-unto Phawaoh: and he said u-unto t-them, Go, 
sewve t-the WOWD youw G-God: but who awe they that shaww go? 10:9 And 
Moses said, We wiww go with ouw young and with ouw o-owd, with ouw sons 
and with ouw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, with ouw f-fwocks and with ouw hewds wiww we go; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we (* ^ ω ^) m-must h-howd a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto t-the WOWD. 

10:10 And he said u-unto t-them, Wet t-the WOWD be so with y-you, as I wiww 
wet you go, and youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes: wook to it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw is befowe you. 

1-10:11 Nyot so: go nyow ye that awe men, and sewve t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that ye 
did d-desiwe. And they wewe dwiven out fwom Phawaoh's pwesence. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Stwetch out thinye hand o-ovew t-the 
wand of Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wocusts, that they may come up upon t-the wand of 
Egypt, and e-eat {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewb of t-the wand, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the haiw hath 
weft. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And Moses stwetched fowth his wod o-ovew t-the wand of Egypt, and 
t-the WOWD b-bwought an east wind upon t-the wand (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that day, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
nyight; and when it w-was m-mownying, t-the east wind b-bwought t-the wocusts. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And t-the wocust went up o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt, and wested in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Egypt: vewy gwievous wewe they; befowe t-them (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
wewe nyo such wocusts as they, nyeithew aftew t-them shaww be such. 

10:15 Fow they covewed t-the f-face of t-the w-whowe eawth, so that t-the wand 
w-was dawkenyed; and they did e-eat {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewb of t-the wand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
fwuit of t-the twees which t-the haiw h-had weft: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed nyot any 
gween t-thing in t-the twees, ow in t-the hewbs of t-the fiewd, thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the wand of Egypt. 

1-10:16 T-Then Phawaoh cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses and Aawon in haste; and he said, I 
have sinnyed against t-the WOWD youw G-God, and against you. 

1-10:17 Nyow thewefowe fowgive, I p-pway thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin onwy this once, and 
intweat t-the WOWD youw G-God, that he may o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom m-me this death 
onwy. 

10:18 And he went out fwom Phawaoh, and intweated t-the WOWD. 

10:19 And t-the WOWD (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed a mighty stwong west wind, which took away 
t-the wocusts, and cast t-them into t-the Wed sea; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed nyot onye 
wocust in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Egypt. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 But t-the WOWD hawdenyed Phawaoh's heawt, so that he w-wouwd nyot wet 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew go. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Stwetch out thinye hand towawd 
heaven, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be dawknyess o-ovew t-the wand of Egypt, even 
dawknyess which may be fewt. 

10:22 And Moses stwetched fowth his hand towawd heaven; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
a thick dawknyess in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt thwee ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 1-10:23 They saw 
nyot onye anyothew, nyeithew w-wose any fwom his pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thwee ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: but 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew h-had wight in theiw dwewwings. 

10:24 And Phawaoh cawwed u-unto Moses, and said, Go ye, sewve t-the WOWD; 
onwy wet youw f-fwocks and youw hewds be stayed: wet youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes 
awso go with you. 

10:25 And Moses said, T-Thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must g-give us awso s-sacwifices and buwnt 
offewings, that we may sacwifice u-unto t-the WOWD ouw God. 

10:26 O-Ouw cattwe awso shaww go with us; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot an hoof be 
weft behind; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theweof (* ^ ω ^) m-must we o(>ω<)o t-take to sewve t-the WOWD ouw God; and 
we knyow nyot with what we (* ^ ω ^) m-must sewve t-the WOWD, untiw we come thithew. 

10:27 But t-the WOWD hawdenyed Phawaoh's heawt, and he w-wouwd nyot wet t-them 
go. 

1-10:28 And Phawaoh said u-unto him, Get thee fwom me, o(>ω<)o t-take heed to 
xDD t-thysewf, s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face nyo mowe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in that day t-thou seest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face t-thou 
shawt die. 

10:29 And Moses said, T-Thou hast spoken weww, I wiww s-see thy f-face again 
nyo mowe. 

11:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Y-Yet wiww I bwing onye pwague mowe 
upon Phawaoh, and upon Egypt; a-aftewwawds he wiww wet you go hence: 
when he shaww wet you go, he shaww suwewy thwust you out hence 
awtogethew. 

11:2 Speak nyow in t-the eaws of t-the p-peopwe, and wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man bowwow of 
his nyeighbouw, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy woman of hew nyeighbouw, jewews of s-siwvew and 
jewews of gowd. 

11:3 And t-the WOWD gave t-the peopwe favouw in t-the sight of t-the 
Egyptians. 

Moweovew t-the man Moses w-was vewy gweat in t-the wand of Egypt, in t-the 
sight of Phawaoh's sewvants, and in t-the sight of t-the peopwe. 

11:4 And Moses said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, About midnyight wiww I go out 
into t-the m-midst of Egypt: 11:5 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in t-the wand of 
Egypt shaww die, fwom t-the fiwst bown of Phawaoh that sitteth upon his 
t-thwonye, even u-unto t-the fiwstbown of t-the maidsewvant that is behind t-the 
m-miww; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown of beasts. 

11:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a gweat (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt, 
such as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye w-wike it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow shaww be w-wike it any mowe. 

11:7 But against any of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww nyot a d-dog move 
his tongue, against man ow beast: that ye may knyow how that t-the WOWD 
doth put a diffewence b-between t-the Egyptians and Iswaew. 

11:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww come down u-unto me, and bow down 
themsewves u-unto me, s-saying, Get thee (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that 
fowwow t-thee: and aftew that I wiww go ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. And he went out fwom 
Phawaoh in a gweat angew. 

11:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Phawaoh shaww nyot heawken u-unto you; 
that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wondews may be m-muwtipwied in t-the wand of Egypt. 

11:10 And Moses and Aawon did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wondews befowe Phawaoh: and 
t-the WOWD hawdenyed Phawaoh's heawt, so that he w-wouwd nyot wet t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew go out of his wand. 

12:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and Aawon in t-the wand of Egypt 
s-saying, (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 This month shaww be u-unto you t-the beginnying of months: it 
shaww be t-the fiwst month of t-the yeaw to you. 

12:3 Speak ye u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, s-saying, In t-the 
(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of this month they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take to t-them {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a wamb, 
a-accowding to t-the house of theiw fathews, a wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an house: 12:4 And 
if t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd be too ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wamb, wet him and his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw 
nyext u-unto his house o(>ω<)o t-take it a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the s-souws; 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his e-eating shaww make youw count (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the >w< w-wamb. 

1-12:5 Youw wamb shaww be without bwemish, a m-mawe of t-the fiwst y-yeaw: ye 
shaww o(>ω<)o t-take it out fwom t-the sheep, ow fwom t-the g-goats: 12:6 And ye shaww 
keep it up untiw t-the fouwteenth day of t-the same (o_O) m-month: and t-the w-whowe 
assembwy of t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew shaww kiww it in t-the evenying. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the bwood, and stwike it on t-the two side 
posts and on t-the (--_--) u-uppew doow p-post of t-the houses, whewein they shaww e-eat 
it. 

12:8 And they shaww e-eat t-the fwesh in that nyight, woast with f-fiwe, and 
unweavenyed bwead; and with bittew hewbs they shaww e-eat it. 

12:9 Eat nyot of it waw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sodden a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww with watew, but woast with 
fiwe; his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with his wegs, and with t-the puwtenyance t-theweof. 

12:10 And ye shaww wet nyothing of it wemain untiw t-the m-mownying; and 
that which wemainyeth of it untiw t-the mownying ye shaww buwn with fiwe. 

1-12:11 And thus shaww ye e-eat it; with youw woins giwded, youw shoes on 
youw feet, and youw s-staff in youw hand; and ye shaww e-eat it in haste: 
it is t-the WOWD's passovew. 

12:12 Fow I wiww pass thwough t-the wand of Egypt this nyight, and wiww 
smite (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in t-the wand of Egypt, both man and (´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; and 
against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gods of Egypt I wiww execute judgment: I am t-the WOWD. 

12:13 And t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be to you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a token upon t-the houses whewe 
ye awe: and when I s-see t-the bwood, I wiww pass o-ovew y-you, and t-the pwague 
shaww nyot be upon you to d-destwoy y-you, when I smite t-the wand of Egypt. 

12:14 And this day shaww be u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw; and ye shaww keep 
it a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast to t-the WOWD (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations; ye shaww keep it a 
(♡°▽°♡) f-feast by an owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1-12:15 Seven days shaww ye e-eat unweavenyed bwead; even t-the fiwst day ye 
shaww put away weaven out of youw houses: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-whosoevew eateth 
weavenyed bwead fwom t-the fiwst day untiw t-the seventh day, that souw 
shaww be cut off fwom Iswaew. 

12:16 And in t-the fiwst day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be an h-howy convocation, and in 
t-the seventh day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be an h-howy convocation to you; nyo m-mannyew 
of wowk shaww be donye in t-them, s-save that which {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man (* ^ ω ^) m-must eat, 
that onwy may be donye of you. 

12:17 And ye shaww o-obsewve t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in this 
sewfsame day have I b-bwought youw awmies out of t-the wand of Egypt: 
thewefowe shaww ye o-obsewve this day in youw genyewations by an 
owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 In t-the fiwst m-month, on t-the fouwteenth day of t-the month a-at e-even, 
ye shaww e-eat unweavenyed bwead, untiw t-the onye and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the 
month a-at even. 

12:19 Seven days shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo weaven f-found in youw houses: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
w-whosoevew eateth that which is w-weavenyed, even that souw shaww be cut 
off fwom t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, whethew he be a s-stwangew, ow bown 
in t-the wand. 

12:20 Ye shaww e-eat nyothing weavenyed; in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw habitations shaww ye 
e-eat unweavenyed bwead. 

1-12:21 T-Then Moses cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, and said u-unto 
t-them, Dwaw out and o(>ω<)o t-take you a wamb a-accowding to youw famiwies, and 
kiww t-the passovew. 

12:22 And ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take a b-bunch of h-hyssop, and dip it in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
that is in t-the bason, and stwike t-the w-wintew and t-the two side posts 
with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that is in t-the b-bason; and nyonye of you shaww go out a-at 
t-the doow of his house untiw t-the mownying. 

12:23 Fow t-the WOWD wiww pass thwough to smite t-the (o^▽^o) E-Egyptians; and when 
he seeth t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the wintew, and on t-the two side posts, t-the 
WOWD wiww pass o-ovew t-the d-doow, and wiww nyot s-suffew t-the destwoyew to 
come in u-unto youw houses to smite you. 

12:24 And ye shaww o-obsewve this t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an owdinyance to thee and to 
thy sons (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

12:25 And it shaww come to pass, when ye be come to t-the wand which t-the 
WOWD wiww g-give y-you, a-accowding as he hath pwomised, that ye shaww keep 
this sewvice. 

12:26 And it shaww come to pass, when youw chiwdwen shaww say u-unto 
y-you, What mean ye by this s-sewvice? 12:27 That ye shaww say, I-It is t-the 
sacwifice of t-the WOWD's p-passovew, who passed o-ovew t-the houses of t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew in Egypt, when he smote t-the Egyptians, and 
dewivewed ouw houses. And t-the peopwe b-bowed t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and wowshipped. 

12:28 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went away, and did as t-the WOWD h-had 
commanded Moses and Aawon, so did they. 

12:29 And it came to pass, that a-at midnyight t-the WOWD smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
fiwstbown in t-the wand of Egypt, fwom t-the fiwstbown of Phawaoh that sat 
on his t-thwonye u-unto t-the fiwstbown of t-the captive that w-was in t-the 
dungeon; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown of c-cattwe. 

12:30 And Phawaoh w-wose up in t-the nyight, he, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^▽^o) E-Egyptians; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy in Egypt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
nyot a house whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot onye dead. 

12:31 And he cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses and Aawon by nyight, and said, Wise up, 
and get you fowth fwom among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, both ye and t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew; and go, sewve t-the WOWD, as ye have said. 

12:32 Awso o(>ω<)o t-take youw f-fwocks and youw h-hewds, as ye have said, and be 
gonye; and bwess m-me awso. 

1-12:33 And t-the Egyptians wewe uwgent upon t-the p-peopwe, that they m-might 
send t-them out of t-the wand in haste; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they said, We be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dead m-men. 

12:34 And t-the peopwe took theiw d-dough befowe it w-was w-weavenyed, theiw 
knyeadingtwoughs being b-bound up in theiw cwothes upon theiw shouwdews. 

12:35 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did a-accowding to t-the wowd of Moses; 
and they bowwowed of t-the Egyptians jewews of s-siwvew, and jewews of 
gowd, and ( =ω=)..nyaa w-waiment: 12:36 And t-the WOWD gave t-the peopwe favouw in t-the 
sight of t-the Egyptians, so that they went u-unto t-them such things as 
they wequiwed. And they spoiwed t-the Egyptians. 

1-12:37 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew jouwnyeyed fwom Wameses to Succoth, 
about six hundwed t-thousand on foot that wewe men, beside chiwdwen. 

12:38 And a mixed muwtitude went up awso with t-them; and >w< f-fwocks, and 
h-hewds, even vewy m-much c-cattwe. 

12:39 And they baked unweavenyed c-cakes of t-the d-dough which they b-bwought 
fowth out of Egypt, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was nyot weavenyed; because they wewe thwust 
out of Egypt, and couwd nyot tawwy, nyeithew h-had they pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
themsewves any victuaw. 

1-12:40 Nyow t-the sojouwnying of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, who d-dwewt in 
Egypt, w-was fouw hundwed and thiwty yeaws. 

12:41 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of t-the fouw hundwed and thiwty 
yeaws, even t-the sewfsame day it came to pass, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hosts of 
t-the WOWD went out fwom t-the wand of Egypt. 

12:42 I-It is a nyight to be m-much obsewved u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwinging 
t-them out fwom t-the wand of Egypt: this is that nyight of t-the WOWD to be 
obsewved of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in theiw genyewations. 

12:43 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses and Aawon, This is t-the owdinyance of 
t-the passovew: Thewe shaww nyo stwangew e-eat theweof: 12:44 But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
man's sewvant that is bought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow monyey, when t-thou hast ciwcumcised 
him, t-then shaww he e-eat t-theweof. 

(　･ω･)☞ 1-12:45 A-A foweignyew and an h-hiwed sewvant shaww nyot e-eat t-theweof. 

12:46 In onye house shaww it be e-eaten; t-thou shawt nyot cawwy fowth ought 
of t-the fwesh a-abwoad out of t-the h-house; nyeithew shaww ye bweak a bonye 
t-theweof. 

1-12:47 Aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew shaww keep it. 

12:48 And when a stwangew shaww sojouwn with thee, and wiww keep t-the 
passovew to t-the WOWD, wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his mawes be (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, and t-then wet 
him come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw and keep it; and he shaww be as onye that is bown in t-the 
wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo u-unciwcumcised pewson shaww e-eat t-theweof. 

12:49 Onye (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww be to him that is homebown, and u-unto t-the stwangew 
that s-sojouwnyeth among you. 

12:50 T-Thus did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; as t-the WOWD commanded Moses 
and Aawon, so did they. 

1-12:51 And it came to pass t-the sewfsame day, that t-the WOWD did bwing 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew out of t-the wand of Egypt by theiw awmies. 

13:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 13:2 Sanctify u-unto m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the f-fiwstbown, whatsoevew openyeth t-the womb among t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, both of man and of beast: it is minye. 

13:3 And Moses said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Wemembew this day, in which ye 
came out fwom Egypt, out of t-the house of bondage; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by stwength of 
hand t-the WOWD b-bwought you out fwom this p-pwace: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo weavenyed 
bwead be e-eaten. 

13:4 This day came ye out in t-the month Abib. 

13:5 And it shaww be when t-the WOWD shaww bwing thee into t-the wand of 
t-the Canyaanyites, and t-the Hittites, and t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Hivites, 
and t-the J-Jebusites, which he swawe u-unto thy f-fathews to g-give thee, a 
wand fwowing with miwk and honyey, that t-thou shawt keep this sewvice in 
this m-month. 

13:6 Seven days t-thou shawt e-eat unweavenyed bwead, and in t-the seventh 
day shaww be a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast to t-the WOWD. 

13:7 U-Unweavenyed bwead shaww be eaten seven days; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo 
weavenyed bwead be s-seen with thee, nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be weaven s-seen 
with thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy quawtews. 

13:8 And t-thou shawt s-shew thy son in that day, s-saying, This is donye 
because of that which t-the WOWD did u-unto m-me when I came fowth out of 
Egypt. 

13:9 And it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto thee upon thinye hand, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
memowiaw b-between thinye eyes, that t-the WOWD's (☆▽☆) w-waw may be in thy m-mouth: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with a stwong hand hath t-the WOWD b-bwought thee out of Egypt. 

1-13:10 T-Thou shawt thewefowe keep this owdinyance in his season fwom yeaw 
to y-yeaw. 

1-13:11 And it shaww be when t-the WOWD shaww bwing thee into t-the wand of 
t-the Canyaanyites, as he swawe u-unto thee and to thy fathews, and shaww 
g-give it thee, 13:12 That t-thou shawt s-set apawt u-unto t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
openyeth t-the m-matwix, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fiwstwing that cometh of a beast which 
t-thou hast; t-the mawes shaww be t-the W-WOWD's. 

13:13 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fiwstwing of an a-ass t-thou shawt wedeem with a wamb; and 
if t-thou wiwt nyot wedeem it, t-then t-thou shawt bweak his n-nyeck: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the fiwstbown of man among thy chiwdwen shawt t-thou w-wedeem. 

13:14 And it shaww be when thy son asketh thee in time to come, 
s-saying, What is t-this? that t-thou shawt say u-unto him, By stwength of 
hand t-the WOWD b-bwought us out fwom Egypt, fwom t-the house of b-bondage: 
13:15 And it came to pass, when Phawaoh w-wouwd hawdwy wet us go, that 
t-the WOWD swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in t-the wand of Egypt, both t-the 
fiwstbown of ^.^ m-man, and t-the fiwstbown of beast: thewefowe I sacwifice to 
t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that openyeth t-the m-matwix, being mawes; but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
fiwstbown of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdwen I w-wedeem. 

1-13:16 And it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a token upon thinye hand, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwontwets 
b-between thinye eyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by stwength of hand t-the WOWD b-bwought us fowth 
out of Egypt. 

13:17 And it came to pass, when Phawaoh h-had wet t-the peopwe go, that 
God w-wed t-them nyot thwough t-the w-way of t-the wand of t-the Phiwistinyes, 
awthough that w-was n-nyeaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God said, West pewadventuwe t-the peopwe 
w-wepent when they s-see waw, and they (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to Egypt: 13:18 But God w-wed 
t-the peopwe a-about, thwough t-the w-way of t-the wiwdewnyess of t-the Wed sea: 
and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went up hawnyessed out of t-the wand of Egypt. 

13:19 And Moses took t-the bonyes of Joseph with him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had stwaitwy 
swown t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, God wiww suwewy v-visit you; and 
ye shaww cawwy up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes away hence with you. 

1-13:20 And they took theiw jouwnyey fwom Succoth, and encamped in Etham, 
in t-the edge of t-the wiwdewnyess. 

13:21 And t-the WOWD went befowe t-them by day in a piwwaw of a c-cwoud, to 
wead t-them t-the way; and by nyight in a piwwaw of f-fiwe, to g-give t-them 
wight; to go by day and nyight: 13:22 He took nyot away t-the piwwaw of 
t-the cwoud by day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the piwwaw of fiwe by nyight, fwom befowe t-the 
peopwe. 

14:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 14:2 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they tuwn and e-encamp befowe Pihahiwoth, 
b-between Migdow and t-the sea, o-ovew against Baawzephon: befowe it shaww 
ye e-encamp by t-the sea. 

14:3 Fow Phawaoh wiww say of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, They awe 
entangwed in t-the wand, t-the wiwdewnyess hath s-shut t-them in. 

14:4 And I wiww hawden Phawaoh's heawt, that he shaww fowwow aftew 
t-them; and I wiww be h-honyouwed upon Phawaoh, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his host; that 
t-the Egyptians may knyow that I am t-the WOWD. And they did so. 

1-14:5 And it w-was towd t-the king of Egypt that t-the peopwe fwed: and t-the 
heawt of Phawaoh and of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed against t-the p-peopwe, 
and they said, Why have we donye this, that we have wet Iswaew go fwom 
sewving us? 14:6 And he m-made weady his c-chawiot, and took his peopwe 
with him: 14:7 And he took six hundwed chosen c-chawiots, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
chawiots of Egypt, and captains o-ovew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of them. 

14:8 And t-the WOWD hawdenyed t-the heawt of Phawaoh king of Egypt, and he 
puwsued aftew t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went 
out with an high ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

14:9 But t-the Egyptians puwsued aftew t-them, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the howses and chawiots 
of Phawaoh, and his howsemen, and his awmy, and ovewtook t-them 
encamping by t-the sea, beside Pihahiwoth, befowe Baawzephon. 

14:10 And when Phawaoh dwew nyigh, t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew w-wifted up 
theiw eyes, and, b-behowd, t-the Egyptians m-mawched aftew t-them; and they 
wewe sowe afwaid: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied out u-unto t-the WOWD. 

14:11 And they said u-unto Moses, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyo gwaves in Egypt, 
hast t-thou taken us away to die in t-the wiwdewnyess? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe hast t-thou 
d-deawt thus with u-us, to cawwy us fowth out of E-Egypt? 1-14:12 Is nyot this 
t-the wowd that we did teww thee in Egypt, s-saying, Wet us awonye, that we 
may sewve t-the Egyptians? Fow it h-had b-been bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to sewve t-the 
Egyptians, than that we shouwd die in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

14:13 And Moses said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Feaw ye nyot, stand stiww, and 
s-see t-the sawvation of t-the WOWD, which he wiww s-shew to you to day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the Egyptians whom ye have s-seen to day, ye shaww s-see t-them again nyo 
mowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

14:14 The WOWD shaww fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and ye shaww h-howd youw p-peace. 

1-14:15 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Whewefowe cwiest t-thou u-unto m-me? 
speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they go fowwawd: 14:16 But 
wift t-thou up thy wod, and s-stwetch out thinye hand o-ovew t-the sea, and 
divide i-it: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww go on dwy (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound thwough 
t-the m-midst of t-the sea. 

14:17 And I, b-behowd, I wiww hawden t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of t-the Egyptians, and 
they shaww fowwow (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww get m-me honyouw upon Phawaoh, and 
upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his host, upon his c-chawiots, and upon his howsemen. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And t-the Egyptians shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I have 
gotten m-me honyouw upon Phawaoh, upon his c-chawiots, and upon his 
howsemen. 

1-14:19 And t-the angew of G-God, which went befowe t-the camp of I-Iswaew, 
w-wemoved and went behind t-them; and t-the piwwaw of t-the cwoud went fwom 
befowe theiw face, and s-stood behind (=`ω´=) t-them: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And it came b-between 
t-the camp of t-the Egyptians and t-the camp of I-Iswaew; and it w-was a cwoud 
and dawknyess to t-them, but it gave wight by nyight to these: so that t-the 
onye came nyot (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the othew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight. 

1-14:21 And Moses stwetched out his hand o-ovew t-the sea; and t-the WOWD 
caused t-the sea to go back by a stwong east wind (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that nyight, and 
m-made t-the sea dwy wand, and t-the watews wewe divided. 

14:22 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went into t-the m-midst of t-the sea upon 
t-the dwy gwound: and t-the watews wewe a waww u-unto t-them on theiw wight 
hand, and on theiw weft. 

14:23 And t-the Egyptians puwsued, and went in aftew t-them to t-the m-midst 
of t-the sea, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Phawaoh's howses, his c-chawiots, and his howsemen. 

14:24 And it came to pass, that in t-the mownying watch t-the WOWD wooked 
u-unto t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Egyptians thwough t-the piwwaw of fiwe and of t-the 
c-cwoud, and twoubwed t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Egyptians, 14:25 And took off 
theiw chawiot wheews, that they dwave t-them heaviwy: so that t-the 
Egyptians said, Wet us fwee fwom t-the f-face of I-Iswaew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
fighteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them against t-the Egyptians. 

14:26 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Stwetch out thinye hand o-ovew t-the 
sea, that t-the watews may come again upon t-the Egyptians, upon theiw 
c-chawiots, and upon theiw howsemen. 

14:27 And Moses stwetched fowth his hand o-ovew t-the sea, and t-the sea 
wetuwnyed to his stwength when t-the mownying appeawed; and t-the Egyptians 
fwed against it; and t-the WOWD ovewthwew t-the Egyptians in t-the m-midst of 
t-the sea. 

14:28 And t-the watews wetuwnyed, and covewed t-the c-chawiots, and t-the 
howsemen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Phawaoh that came into t-the sea aftew 
t-them; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed nyot so m-much as onye of them. 

14:29 But t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wawked upon dwy wand in t-the m-midst of 
t-the sea; and t-the watews wewe a waww u-unto t-them on theiw wight hand, and 
on theiw weft. 

14:30 T-Thus t-the WOWD saved Iswaew that day out of t-the hand of t-the 
(o^▽^o) E-Egyptians; and Iswaew saw t-the Egyptians dead upon t-the sea showe. 

14:31 And Iswaew saw that gweat wowk which t-the WOWD did upon t-the 
Egyptians: and t-the peopwe feawed t-the WOWD, and bewieved t-the WOWD, and 
his sewvant M-Moses. 

15:1 T-Then sang Moses and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew this song u-unto t-the 
WOWD, and spake, s-saying, I wiww sing u-unto t-the WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath 
twiumphed gwowiouswy: t-the h-howse and his widew hath he thwown into t-the 
sea. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength and song, and he is become o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation: 
he is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and I wiww p-pwepawe him an habitation; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's G-God, 
and I wiww e-exawt h-him. 

1-15:3 The WOWD is a man of w-waw: t-the WOWD is his nyame. 

:3 1-15:4 Phawaoh's chawiots and his \(★ω★)/ h-host hath he cast into t-the sea: his 
chosen captains awso awe dwownyed in t-the Wed sea. 

1-15:5 The depths have covewed (=`ω´=) t-them: they sank into t-the bottom as a 
stonye. 

15:6 Thy wight hand, O-O WOWD, is become gwowious in powew: thy wight 
hand, O-O WOWD, hath dashed in pieces t-the enyemy. 

15:7 And in t-the gweatnyess of thinye excewwency t-thou hast ovewthwown 
t-them that w-wose up against t-thee: t-thou s-sentest fowth thy wwath, which 
consumed t-them as (^ω~) *shuffles closer* s-stubbwe. 

15:8 And with t-the bwast of thy n-nyostwiws t-the watews wewe gathewed 
togethew, t-the fwoods s-stood upwight as an heap, and t-the depths wewe 
congeawed in t-the heawt of t-the sea. 

15:9 The enyemy said, I wiww puwsue, I wiww ovewtake, I wiww divide t-the 
spoiw; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wust shaww be satisfied upon t-them; I wiww d-dwaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my swowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hand shaww d-destwoy them. 

15:10 T-Thou didst b-bwow with thy wind, t-the sea covewed (=`ω´=) t-them: they sank 
as wead in t-the mighty watews. 

15:11 Who is w-wike u-unto thee, O-O WOWD, among t-the g-gods? who is w-wike thee, 
gwowious in howinyess, feawfuw in pwaises, doing wondews? 15:12 T-Thou 
stwetchedst out thy wight hand, t-the eawth swawwowed them. 

1-15:13 T-Thou in thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy hast w-wed fowth t-the peopwe which t-thou hast 
wedeemed: t-thou hast guided t-them in thy stwength u-unto thy h-howy 
h-habitation. 

15:14 The peopwe shaww h-heaw, and be afwaid: sowwow shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd on 
t-the i-inhabitants of Pawestinya. 

15:15 T-Then t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes of Edom shaww be amazed; t-the mighty men of M-Moab, 
twembwing shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd upon t-them; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of Canyaan 
shaww mewt away. 

15:16 Feaw and dwead shaww faww upon t-them; by t-the gweatnyess of thinye 
a-awm they shaww be as stiww as a stonye; tiww thy peopwe pass ovew, O-O 
WOWD, tiww t-the peopwe pass ovew, which t-thou hast p-puwchased. 

15:17 T-Thou shawt bwing t-them in, and pwant t-them in t-the mountain of 
thinye inhewitance, in t-the pwace, O-O WOWD, which t-thou hast m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee 
to dweww in, in t-the Sanctuawy, O-O WOWD, which thy h-hands have 
estabwished. 

15:18 The WOWD shaww weign (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

1-15:19 Fow t-the h-howse of Phawaoh went in with his chawiots and with his 
howsemen into t-the sea, and t-the WOWD b-bwought again t-the watews of t-the 
sea upon t-them; but t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went on dwy wand in t-the 
m-midst of t-the sea. 

1-15:20 And Miwiam t-the pwophetess, t-the s-sistew of Aawon, took a timbwew 
in hew hand; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women went out aftew hew with timbwews and 
with dances. 

15:21 And Miwiam answewed t-them, Sing ye to t-the WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath 
twiumphed gwowiouswy; t-the h-howse and his widew hath he thwown into t-the 
sea. 

15:22 S-So Moses b-bwought Iswaew fwom t-the Wed sea, and they went out into 
t-the wiwdewnyess of S-Shuw; and they went thwee days in t-the wiwdewnyess, 
and f-found nyo watew. 

1-15:23 And when they came to M-Mawah, they couwd nyot dwink of t-the watews 
of M-Mawah, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe bittew: thewefowe t-the nyame of it w-was cawwed 
Mawah. 

1-15:24 And t-the peopwe (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against Moses, s-saying, What shaww we 
dwink? 15:25 And he cwied u-unto t-the WOWD; and t-the WOWD shewed him a 
twee, which when he h-had cast into t-the w-watews, t-the watews wewe m-made 
sweet: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them a statute and an owdinyance, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he 
pwoved t-them, 15:26 And said, If t-thou wiwt diwigentwy heawken to t-the 
voice of t-the WOWD thy G-God, and wiwt (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wight in his 
s-sight, and wiwt g-give eaw to his commandments, and keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
s-statutes, I wiww put nyonye of these diseases upon thee, which I have 
b-bwought upon t-the Egyptians: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am t-the WOWD that heaweth thee. 

15:27 And they came to Ewim, whewe wewe twewve w-wewws of watew, and 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten (o-_-o) p-pawm t-twees: and they encamped (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe by t-the watews. 

16:1 And they took theiw jouwnyey fwom Ewim, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation 
of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew came u-unto t-the wiwdewnyess of Sin, which is 
b-between Ewim and S-Sinyai, on t-the f-fifteenth day of t-the second month aftew 
theiw d-depawting out of t-the wand of Egypt. 

16:2 And t-the w-whowe c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed 
against Moses and Aawon in t-the wiwdewnyess: 16:3 And t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew said u-unto t-them, Wouwd to God we h-had died by t-the hand of t-the 
WOWD in t-the wand of Egypt, when we sat by t-the fwesh pots, and when we 
did e-eat bwead to t-the fuww; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have b-bwought us fowth into this 
wiwdewnyess, to kiww this w-whowe assembwy with hungew. 

16:4 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto Moses, Behowd, I wiww wain bwead fwom 
heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you; and t-the peopwe shaww go out and gathew a c-cewtain wate 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day, that I may pwove t-them, whethew they wiww wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, ow 
nyo. 

16:5 And it shaww come to pass, that on t-the sixth day they shaww 
p-pwepawe that which they bwing in; and it shaww be UwU t-twice as m-much as 
they gathew daiwy. 

1-16:6 And Moses and Aawon said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, {{ (>_<) }} A-At 
e-even, t-then ye shaww knyow that t-the WOWD hath b-bwought you out fwom t-the 
wand of Egypt: 16:7 And in t-the m-mownying, t-then ye shaww s-see t-the gwowy of 
t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that he heaweth youw muwmuwings against t-the WOWD: and 
what awe ^w^ w-we, that ye m-muwmuw against us? 16:8 And Moses said, This 
shaww be, when t-the WOWD shaww g-give you in t-the evenying fwesh to eat, 
and in t-the mownying bwead to t-the fuww; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that t-the WOWD heaweth youw 
muwmuwings which ye m-muwmuw against him: and what awe ^.^ w-we? youw 
muwmuwings awe nyot against u-us, but against t-the WOWD. 

1-16:9 And Moses spake u-unto Aawon, Say u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw befowe t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath heawd youw 
muwmuwings. 

1-16:10 And it came to pass, as Aawon spake u-unto t-the w-whowe c-congwegation 
of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they wooked towawd t-the wiwdewnyess, 
and, b-behowd, t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD appeawed in t-the cwoud. 

16:11 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 1-16:12 I have heawd t-the 
muwmuwings of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: speak u-unto t-them, s-saying, {{ (>_<) }} A-At even 
ye shaww e-eat f-fwesh, and in t-the mownying ye shaww be fiwwed with bwead; 
and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

16:13 And it came to pass, that a-at even t-the quaiws came up, and 
covewed t-the camp: and in t-the mownying t-the dew way (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the host. 

1-16:14 And when t-the dew that way w-was gonye up, b-behowd, upon t-the f-face of 
t-the wiwdewnyess (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe way a smaww (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound thing, as smaww as t-the hoaw 
fwost on t-the gwound. 

xDD 1-16:15 And when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew saw it, they said onye to 
anyothew, I-It is mannya: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they w-wist nyot what it was. And Moses said 
u-unto t-them, This is t-the bwead which t-the WOWD hath given you to eat. 

16:16 This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD hath commanded, Gathew of it 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his eating, an omew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, a-accowding to 
t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of youw pewsons; o(>ω<)o t-take ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them which awe in 
his tents. 

1-16:17 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did so, and gathewed, s-some m-mowe, s-some 
wess. 

1-16:18 And when they did mete it with an omew, he that gathewed m-much 
h-had nyothing ovew, and he that gathewed ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe h-had nyo wack; they 
gathewed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his e-eating. 

16:19 And Moses said, Wet nyo man weave of it tiww t-the mownying. 

16:20 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding they heawkenyed nyot u-unto Moses; but s-some of t-them 
weft of it untiw t-the m-mownying, and it bwed wowms, and stank: and Moses 
w-was wwoth with them. 

16:21 And they gathewed it {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mownying, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his 
eating: and when t-the sun (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed hot, it mewted. 

16:22 And it came to pass, that on t-the sixth day they gathewed UwU t-twice 
as m-much bwead, two omews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye man: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwews of t-the 
c-congwegation came and towd M-Moses. 

1-16:23 And he said u-unto t-them, This is that which t-the WOWD hath said, To 
mowwow is t-the w-west of t-the h-howy sabbath u-unto t-the WOWD: ;;w;; b-bake that which 
ye wiww ;;w;; b-bake to day, and seethe that ye wiww s-seethe; and that which 
wemainyeth o-ovew way up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to be kept untiw t-the mownying. 

16:24 And they w-waid it up tiww t-the m-mownying, as Moses bade: and it did 
nyot stink, nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any wowm thewein. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 And Moses said, Eat that to >_> d-day; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to day is a sabbath u-unto 
t-the WOWD: to day ye shaww nyot f-find it in t-the fiewd. 

16:26 S-Six days ye shaww gathew it; but on t-the seventh day, which is 
t-the sabbath, in it (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be n-nyonye. 

16:27 And it came to pass, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out s-some of t-the peopwe on 
t-the seventh day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to gathew, and they f-found n-nyonye. 

1-16:28 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, How wong wefuse ye to keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
c-commandments and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waws? 16:29 See, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that t-the WOWD hath given you 
t-the sabbath, thewefowe he giveth you on t-the sixth day t-the bwead of two 
days; abide ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his pwace, wet nyo man go out of his pwace 
on t-the seventh d-day. 

16:30 S-So t-the peopwe wested on t-the seventh d-day. 

16:31 And t-the house of Iswaew cawwed t-the nyame theweof Mannya: and it 
w-was w-wike cowiandew seed, white; and t-the taste of it w-was w-wike wafews 
m-made with honyey. 

16:32 And Moses said, This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD commandeth, 
Fiww an omew of it to be kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw genyewations; that they may s-see 
t-the bwead whewewith I have fed you in t-the wiwdewnyess, when I b-bwought 
you fowth fwom t-the wand of Egypt. 

1-16:33 And Moses said u-unto Aawon, Take a pot, and put an omew f-fuww of 
mannya thewein, and way it up befowe t-the WOWD, to be kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw 
genyewations. 

16:34 As t-the WOWD commanded Moses, so Aawon w-waid it up befowe t-the 
Testimony, to be kept. 

16:35 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did e-eat mannya f-fowty yeaws, untiw they 
came to a wand inhabited; they did e-eat mannya, untiw they came u-unto t-the 
b-bowdews of t-the wand of Canyaan. 

16:36 Nyow an omew is t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of an ephah. 

17:1 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew jouwnyeyed fwom 
t-the wiwdewnyess of Sin, aftew theiw jouwnyeys, a-accowding to t-the 
commandment of t-the WOWD, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in W-Wephidim: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo 
w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe to d-dwink. 

17:2 Whewefowe t-the peopwe did c-chide with Moses, and said, Give us 
w-watew that we may d-dwink. And Moses said u-unto t-them, Why c-chide ye with 
m-me? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do ye t-tempt t-the WOWD? 17:3 And t-the peopwe thiwsted 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow watew; and t-the peopwe (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against Moses, and said, 
Whewefowe is this that t-thou hast b-bwought us up out of Egypt, to kiww 
us and ouw chiwdwen and ouw cattwe with thiwst? 17:4 And Moses cwied 
u-unto t-the WOWD, s-saying, What shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto this peopwe? they be 
a-awmost weady to stonye me. 

17:5 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Go on befowe t-the p-peopwe, and o(>ω<)o t-take 
with thee of t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew; and thy wod, whewewith t-thou s-smotest 
t-the wivew, o(>ω<)o t-take in thinye hand, and go. 

17:6 Behowd, I wiww stand befowe thee (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon t-the w-wock in Howeb; 
and t-thou shawt smite t-the wock, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come w-watew out of it, 
that t-the peopwe may d-dwink. And Moses did so in t-the sight of t-the ewdews 
of Iswaew. 

17:7 And he cawwed t-the nyame of t-the pwace Massah, and Mewibah, because 
of t-the chiding of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and because they tempted t-the 
WOWD, s-saying, Is t-the WOWD among u-us, ow nyot? 1-17:8 T-Then came Amawek, 
and fought with Iswaew in Wephidim. 

17:9 And Moses said u-unto Joshua, C-Choose us out men, and go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, fight 
with >w< A-Amawek: to mowwow I wiww stand on t-the top of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww with t-the 
wod of God in minye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

17:10 S-So Joshua did as Moses h-had said to him, and fought with >w< A-Amawek: 
and Moses, Aawon, and H-Huw went up to t-the top of t-the hiww. 

17:11 And it came to pass, when Moses hewd up his hand, that Iswaew 
pwevaiwed: and when he wet down his hand, Amawek p-pwevaiwed. 

17:12 But Moses h-hands wewe heavy; and they took a stonye, and put it 
undew him, and he sat theweon; and Aawon and H-Huw stayed up his hands, 
t-the onye on t-the onye side, and t-the othew on t-the othew side; and his 
h-hands wewe steady untiw t-the g-going down of t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

17:13 And Joshua discomfited Amawek and his peopwe with t-the edge of 
t-the swowd. 

17:14 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Wwite this (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw in a 
b-book, and weheawse it in t-the eaws of Joshua: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww u-uttewwy put 
out t-the w-wemembwance of Amawek fwom undew heaven. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And Moses b-buiwt an awtaw, and cawwed t-the nyame of it 
J-Jehovahnyissi: 17:16 Fow he said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD hath swown that t-the 
WOWD wiww have waw with Amawek fwom genyewation to genyewation. 

18:1 When Jethwo, t-the pwiest of Midian, Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, heawd of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that God h-had donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew his p-peopwe, and that 
t-the WOWD h-had b-bwought Iswaew out of Egypt; 18:2 T-Then Jethwo, Moses' 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, took Zippowah, Moses' wife, aftew he h-had sent hew b-back, 
18:3 And hew two s-sons; of which t-the nyame of t-the onye w-was Gewshom; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
he said, I have b-been an awien in a s-stwange wand: 18:4 And t-the nyame of 
t-the othew w-was Ewiezew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, said he, w-was minye 
hewp, and dewivewed m-me fwom t-the s-swowd of Phawaoh: 18:5 And Jethwo, 
Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, came with his sons and his wife u-unto Moses into 
t-the wiwdewnyess, whewe he encamped a-at t-the mount of G-God: 18:6 And he 
said u-unto Moses, I thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw (/ =ω=)/ J-Jethwo am come u-unto thee, and thy 
wife, and hew two sons with hew. 

18:7 And Moses went out to meet his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, and did obeisance, 
and kissed h-him; and they asked each othew of theiw wewfawe; and they 
came into t-the tent. 

18:8 And Moses towd his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD h-had donye u-unto 
Phawaoh and to t-the Egyptians (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew's sake, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twavaiw 
that h-had come upon t-them by t-the way, and how t-the WOWD dewivewed them. 

18:9 And (/ =ω=)/ J-Jethwo w-wejoiced (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goodnyess which t-the WOWD h-had donye 
to I-Iswaew, whom he h-had dewivewed out of t-the hand of t-the Egyptians. 

18:10 And (/ =ω=)/ J-Jethwo said, Bwessed be t-the WOWD, who hath dewivewed you out 
of t-the hand of t-the Egyptians, and out of t-the hand of Phawaoh, who hath 
dewivewed t-the peopwe fwom undew t-the hand of t-the Egyptians. 

1-18:11 Nyow I knyow that t-the WOWD is gweatew than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the 
t-thing whewein they d-deawt pwoudwy he w-was a-above them. 

18:12 And Jethwo, Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, took a buwnt offewing and 
s-sacwifices (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow G-God: and Aawon came, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, to 
e-eat bwead with Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw befowe God. 

18:13 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that Moses sat to j-judge t-the 
peopwe: and t-the peopwe s-stood by Moses fwom t-the mownying u-unto t-the 
evenying. 

18:14 And when Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw saw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did to t-the p-peopwe, 
he said, What is this t-thing that t-thou doest to t-the peopwe? why sittest 
t-thou t-thysewf awonye, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe stand by thee fwom mownying u-unto 
even? 18:15 And Moses said u-unto his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the peopwe 
come u-unto m-me to enquiwe of G-God: 18:16 When they have a mattew, they 
come u-unto m-me; and I j-judge b-between onye and anyothew, and I (^-^*)/ d-do make t-them 
knyow t-the s-statutes of G-God, and his w-waws. 

18:17 And Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw said u-unto him, The t-thing that t-thou 
doest is nyot good. 

18:18 T-Thou wiwt suwewy ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw away, both thou, and this peopwe that is 
with t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this t-thing is too h-heavy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee; t-thou awt nyot abwe to 
pewfowm it t-thysewf awonye. 

18:19 Heawken nyow u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, I wiww g-give thee counsew, and God 
shaww be with t-thee: (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe to God-wawd, that t-thou 
mayest bwing t-the causes u-unto G-God: 18:20 And t-thou shawt t-teach t-them 
owdinyances and w-waws, and shawt s-shew t-them t-the w-way whewein they (* ^ ω ^) m-must 
wawk, and t-the wowk that they (* ^ ω ^) m-must do. 

1-18:21 Moweovew t-thou shawt pwovide out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe abwe men, such 
as f-feaw G-God, men of twuth, hating covetousnyess; and pwace such o-ovew 
t-them, to be wuwews of t-thousands, and wuwews of h-hundweds, wuwews of 
fifties, and wuwews of tens: 18:22 And wet t-them j-judge t-the peopwe a-at 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww seasons: and it shaww be, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gweat mattew they shaww bwing 
u-unto thee, but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy smaww mattew they shaww judge: so shaww it be 
easiew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow xDD t-thysewf, and they shaww beaw t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden with thee. 

1-18:23 If t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do this thing, and God command thee so, t-then t-thou 
shawt be abwe to enduwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe shaww awso go to theiw 
pwace in p-peace. 

18:24 S-So Moses heawkenyed to t-the voice of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, and did 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had said. 

18:25 And Moses chose abwe men out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and m-made t-them heads 
o-ovew t-the p-peopwe, wuwews of t-thousands, wuwews of h-hundweds, wuwews of 
fifties, and wuwews of tens. 

18:26 And they judged t-the peopwe a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww seasons: t-the hawd causes they 
b-bwought u-unto Moses, but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy smaww mattew they judged themsewves. 

18:27 And Moses wet his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw depawt; and he went his w-way into 
his own wand. 

19:1 In t-the thiwd m-month, when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe gonye fowth 
out of t-the wand of Egypt, t-the same day came they into t-the wiwdewnyess 
of Sinyai. 

19:2 Fow they wewe depawted fwom (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Wephidim, and wewe come to t-the desewt 
of S-Sinyai, and h-had (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the wiwdewnyess; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Iswaew camped 
befowe t-the mount. 

19:3 And Moses went up u-unto G-God, and t-the WOWD cawwed u-unto him out of 
t-the mountain, s-saying, T-Thus shawt t-thou say to t-the house of Jacob, and 
teww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; 19:4 Ye have s-seen what I did u-unto t-the 
Egyptians, and how I bawe you on eagwes' w-wings, and b-bwought you u-unto 
mysewf. 

19:5 Nyow thewefowe, if ye wiww obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice indeed, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
c-covenyant, t-then ye shaww be a pecuwiaw tweasuwe u-unto m-me a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth is minye: 1-19:6 And ye shaww be u-unto m-me a 
kingdom of p-pwiests, and an h-howy n-nyation. 

These awe t-the w-wowds which t-thou shawt speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew. 

19:7 And Moses came and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewdews of t-the p-peopwe, and w-waid 
befowe theiw faces (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds which t-the WOWD commanded h-him. 

19:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe answewed togethew, and said, Aww that t-the WOWD 
hath spoken we wiww do. And Moses wetuwnyed t-the w-wowds of t-the peopwe 
u-unto t-the WOWD. 

19:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Wo, I come u-unto thee in a thick 
c-cwoud, that t-the peopwe may h-heaw when I speak with thee, and bewieve 
thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

And Moses towd t-the w-wowds of t-the peopwe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

19:10 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Go u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and sanctify 
t-them to day and to mowwow, and wet t-them w-wash theiw cwothes, 1-19:11 And 
be weady against t-the thiwd day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the thiwd day t-the WOWD wiww come 
down in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe upon mount Sinyai. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And t-thou shawt s-set bounds u-unto t-the peopwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, s-saying, 
Take heed to youwsewves, that ye go nyot up into t-the mount, ow touch 
t-the bowdew of i-it: w-whosoevew toucheth t-the mount shaww be suwewy put to 
(＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 19:13 Thewe shaww nyot an hand touch it, but he shaww suwewy be 
stonyed, ow shot thwough; whethew it be beast ow ^.^ m-man, it shaww nyot 
w-wive: when t-the twumpet soundeth w-wong, they shaww come up to t-the mount. 

19:14 And Moses went down fwom t-the mount u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and 
sanctified t-the peopwe; and they washed theiw cwothes. 

19:15 And he said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, (☆▽☆) B-Be weady against t-the thiwd day: 
come nyot a-at youw (^-^*)/ w-wives. 

19:16 And it came to pass on t-the thiwd day in t-the m-mownying, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
wewe ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ t-thundews and wightnyings, and a thick cwoud upon t-the mount, and 
t-the voice of t-the twumpet exceeding woud; so that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that 
w-was in t-the camp {{ (>_<) }} t-twembwed. 

19:17 And Moses b-bwought fowth t-the peopwe out of t-the camp to meet with 
God; and they s-stood a-at t-the nyethew pawt of t-the mount. 

19:18 And mount (;;;*_*) S-Sinyai w-was awtogethew on a smoke, because t-the WOWD 
descended upon it in fiwe: and t-the smoke theweof ascended as t-the smoke 
of a fuwnyace, and t-the w-whowe mount quaked gweatwy. 

19:19 And when t-the voice of t-the twumpet sounded w-wong, and (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed w-woudew 
and woudew, Moses spake, and God answewed him by a voice. 

19:20 And t-the WOWD came down upon mount S-Sinyai, on t-the top of t-the 
mount: and t-the WOWD cawwed Moses up to t-the top of t-the mount; and Moses 
went (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

19:21 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Go down, chawge t-the p-peopwe, west 
they bweak thwough u-unto t-the WOWD to gaze, and many of t-them pewish. 

1-19:22 And wet t-the pwiests awso, which come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to t-the WOWD, sanctify 
themsewves, west t-the WOWD bweak fowth upon them. 

19:23 And Moses said u-unto t-the WOWD, The peopwe c-cannyot come up to mount 
Sinyai: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou (/ =ω=)/ c-chawgedst u-us, s-saying, Set bounds about t-the mount, and 
sanctify it. 

19:24 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, A-Away, get thee down, and t-thou shawt 
come up, thou, and Aawon with t-thee: but wet nyot t-the pwiests and t-the 
peopwe bweak thwough to come up u-unto t-the WOWD, west he bweak fowth 
upon them. 

19:25 S-So Moses went down u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and spake u-unto them. 

20:1 And God spake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds, s-saying, ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 I am t-the WOWD thy 
G-God, which have b-bwought thee out of t-the wand of Egypt, out of t-the 
house of bondage. 

20:3 T-Thou shawt have nyo othew gods befowe me. 

20:4 T-Thou shawt nyot make u-unto thee any gwaven image, ow any wikenyess 
of any t-thing that is in heaven above, ow that is in t-the eawth benyeath, 
ow that is in t-the w-watew undew t-the eawth. 

20:5 T-Thou shawt nyot bow down t-thysewf to t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sewve (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
t-the WOWD thy God am a jeawous G-God, ＼(≧▽≦)／ v-visiting t-the i-inyiquity of t-the 
f-fathews upon t-the chiwdwen u-unto t-the thiwd and fouwth genyewation of t-them 
that hate m-me; 20:6 And shewing (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto thousands of t-them that wove 
me, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 T-Thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take t-the nyame of t-the WOWD thy God in vain; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD wiww nyot h-howd him (o´∀`o) g-guiwtwess that taketh his nyame in vain. 

20:8 Wemembew t-the sabbath day, to keep it howy. 

20:9 S-Six days shawt t-thou wabouw, and (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wowk: 20:10 But t-the 
seventh day is t-the sabbath of t-the WOWD thy G-God: in it t-thou shawt nyot 
(^-^*)/ d-do any wowk, thou, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy son, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy d-daughtew, thy mansewvant, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
thy maidsewvant, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy cattwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy stwangew that is within thy 
(*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: 2-20:11 Fow in six days t-the WOWD m-made heaven and eawth, t-the sea, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that in t-them is, and wested t-the seventh day: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-the 
WOWD bwessed t-the sabbath day, and hawwowed it. 

2-20:12 Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy mothew: that thy days may be wong upon 
t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee. 

2-20:13 T-Thou shawt nyot k-kiww. 

2-20:14 T-Thou shawt nyot commit aduwtewy. 

2-20:15 T-Thou shawt nyot steaw. 

20:16 T-Thou shawt nyot beaw f-fawse witnyess against thy nyeighbouw. 

2-20:17 T-Thou shawt nyot covet thy nyeighbouw's h-house, t-thou shawt nyot covet 
thy nyeighbouw's wife, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his mansewvant, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his maidsewvant, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his 
ox, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his ass, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any t-thing that is thy nyeighbouw's. 

20:18 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe saw t-the ^-^ t-thundewings, and t-the wightnyings, and 
t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the twumpet, and t-the mountain smoking: and when t-the 
peopwe saw it, they w-wemoved, and s-stood afaw off. 

2-20:19 And they said u-unto Moses, Speak t-thou with u-us, and we wiww heaw: 
but wet nyot God speak with u-us, west we die. 

20:20 And Moses said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is come to 
pwove y-you, and that his f-feaw may be befowe youw faces, that ye sin 
n-nyot. 

20:21 And t-the peopwe s-stood afaw off, and Moses dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto t-the 
thick dawknyess whewe God was. 

2-20:22 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, T-Thus t-thou shawt say u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Ye have s-seen that I have t-tawked with you fwom 
heaven. 

20:23 Ye shaww nyot make with m-me gods of s-siwvew, nyeithew shaww ye make 
u-unto you gods of gowd. 

20:24 An awtaw of eawth t-thou shawt make u-unto me, and shawt sacwifice 
theweon thy buwnt offewings, and thy peace offewings, thy sheep, and 
thinye oxen: in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces whewe I wecowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame I wiww come u-unto 
thee, and I wiww bwess thee. 

20:25 And if t-thou wiwt make m-me an awtaw of stonye, t-thou shawt nyot buiwd 
it of hewn stonye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-thou wift up thy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *teleports behind you* t-toow upon it, t-thou hast 
powwuted it. 

20:26 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou go up by steps u-unto minye awtaw, that thy 
nyakednyess be nyot d-discovewed theweon. 

21:1 Nyow these awe t-the judgments which t-thou shawt s-set befowe them. 

21:2 If t-thou buy an H-Hebwew s-sewvant, six yeaws he shaww sewve: and in 
t-the seventh he shaww go out fwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyothing. 

21:3 If he came in by himsewf, he shaww go out by himsewf: if he wewe 
m-mawwied, t-then his wife shaww go out with h-him. 

21:4 If his mastew have given him a wife, and she have bown him sons 
ow daughtews; t-the wife and hew chiwdwen shaww be hew mastew's, and he 
shaww go out by himsewf. 

21:5 And if t-the sewvant shaww pwainwy say, I wove o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife, 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdwen; I wiww nyot go out fwee: 2-21:6 T-Then his mastew shaww 
bwing him u-unto t-the judges; he shaww awso bwing him to t-the d-doow, ow 
u-unto t-the doow post; and his mastew shaww (o_O) *looks at you* b-bowe his eaw thwough with an 
auw; and he shaww sewve him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

21:7 And if a man seww his daughtew to be a maidsewvant, she shaww nyot 
go out as t-the mensewvants do. 

21:8 If she pwease nyot hew mastew, who hath betwothed hew to himsewf, 
t-then shaww he wet hew be wedeemed: to seww hew u-unto a s-stwange nyation 
he shaww have nyo p-powew, seeing he hath d-deawt d-deceitfuwwy with hew. 

21:9 And if he have betwothed hew u-unto his son, he shaww d-deaw with hew 
aftew t-the m-mannyew of daughtews. 

21:10 If he o(>ω<)o t-take him anyothew wife; hew food, hew waiment, and hew duty 
of mawwiage, shaww he nyot d-diminyish. 

21:11 And if he (^-^*)/ d-do nyot these thwee u-unto hew, t-then shaww she go out 
fwee without monyey. 

21:12 He that smiteth a ^.^ m-man, so that he die, shaww be suwewy put to 
death. 

2-21:13 And if a man w-wie nyot in wait, but God d-dewivew him into his hand; 
t-then I wiww appoint thee a pwace whithew he shaww fwee. 

21:14 But if a man come pwesumptuouswy upon his nyeighbouw, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway him 
with guiwe; t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take him fwom minye awtaw, that he may die. 

2-21:15 And he that smiteth his fathew, ow his mothew, shaww be suwewy 
put to death. 

21:16 And he that steaweth a ^.^ m-man, and sewweth him, ow if he be f-found 
in his hand, he shaww suwewy be put to death. 

21:17 And he that cuwseth his fathew, ow his mothew, shaww suwewy be 
put to death. 

2-21:18 And if men stwive togethew, and onye smite anyothew with a stonye, 
ow with his fist, and he die nyot, but keepeth his bed: 2-21:19 If he 
(☆ω☆) w-wise again, and wawk a-abwoad upon his staff, t-then shaww he that smote 
him be quit: onwy he shaww pay (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-woss of his time, and shaww 
c-cause him to be thowoughwy heawed. 

21:20 And if a man smite his s-sewvant, ow his maid, with a wod, and he 
die undew his hand; he shaww be suwewy p-punyished. 

21:21 Nyotwithstanding, if he continyue a day ow two, he shaww nyot be 
punyished: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is his monyey. 

2-21:22 If men stwive, and (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt a woman with chiwd, so that hew fwuit 
depawt fwom hew, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyo mischief (✧ω✧) f-fowwow: he shaww be suwewy 
punyished, a-accowding as t-the woman's h-husband wiww way upon h-him; and he 
shaww pay as t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges detewminye. 

21:23 And if any mischief fowwow, t-then t-thou shawt g-give wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wife, 
21:24 Eye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eye, tooth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow tooth, hand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hand, foot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow foot, 
21:25 Buwnying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnying, wound (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wound, stwipe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwipe. 

21:26 And if a man smite t-the eye of his s-sewvant, ow t-the eye of his 
maid, that it pewish; he shaww wet him go fwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his eye's sake. 

21:27 And if he smite out his mansewvant's tooth, ow his maidsewvant's 
(o-_-o) t-tooth; he shaww wet him go fwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his tooth's sake. 

21:28 If an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox gowe a man ow a woman, that they die: t-then t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox shaww 
be suwewy stonyed, and his fwesh shaww nyot be e-eaten; but t-the ownyew of 
t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox shaww be quit. 

21:29 But if t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox wewe wont to push with his (・_・ヾ h-hown in time past, and 
it hath b-been testified to his ownyew, and he hath nyot kept him in, but 
that he hath kiwwed a man ow a woman; t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox shaww be stonyed, and his 
ownyew awso shaww be put to death. 

2-21:30 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be w-waid on him a sum of monyey, t-then he shaww g-give (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the wansom of his wife whatsoevew is w-waid upon h-him. 

21:31 Whethew he have gowed a son, ow have gowed a d-daughtew, a-accowding 
to this j-judgment shaww it be donye u-unto h-him. 

21:32 If t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox shaww push a m-mansewvant ow a maidsewvant; he shaww 
g-give u-unto theiw mastew thiwty shekews of s-siwvew, and t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox shaww be 
stonyed. 

21:33 And if a man shaww open a pit, ow if a man shaww dig a pit, and 
nyot covew it, and an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow an a-ass faww thewein; 21:34 The ownyew of t-the 
p-pit shaww make it g-good, and g-give monyey u-unto t-the ownyew of t-them; and t-the 
dead beast shaww be his. 

21:35 And if onye man's (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt a-anyothew's, that he die; t-then they shaww 
seww t-the wive ox, and divide t-the monyey of it; and t-the dead (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox awso 
they shaww divide. 

21:36 Ow if it be knyown that t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox hath used to push in time past, 
and his ownyew hath nyot kept him in; he shaww suwewy pay (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ox; and 
t-the dead shaww be his own. 

22:1 If a man shaww steaw an ox, ow a sheep, and kiww it, ow seww it; 
he shaww westowe five oxen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an ox, and fouw sheep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sheep. 

2-22:2 If a t-thief be f-found bweaking up, and be smitten that he die, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be shed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 If t-the sun be wisen upon him, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shouwd make f-fuww westitution; if he have nyothing, t-then he shaww 
be sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his theft. 

22:4 If t-the theft be cewtainwy f-found in his hand awive, whethew it be 
ox, ow ass, ow sheep; he shaww westowe doubwe. 

2-22:5 If a man shaww c-cause a fiewd ow vinyeyawd to be eaten, and shaww 
put in his beast, and shaww feed in anyothew man's fiewd; of t-the best 
of his own fiewd, and of t-the best of his own v-vinyeyawd, shaww he make 
westitution. 

22:6 If fiwe bweak (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and catch in thowns, so that t-the stacks of 
cown, ow t-the standing cown, ow t-the fiewd, be consumed t-thewewith; he 
that kindwed t-the fiwe shaww suwewy make westitution. 

22:7 If a man shaww d-dewivew u-unto his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw monyey ow stuff to k-keep, 
and it be stowen out of t-the man's h-house; if t-the t-thief be found, wet 
him pay doubwe. 

22:8 If t-the t-thief be nyot found, t-then t-the mastew of t-the house shaww be 
b-bwought u-unto t-the judges, to s-see whethew he have put his hand u-unto his 
nyeighbouw's (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. 

22:9 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of twespass, whethew it be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ox, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ass, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
sheep, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waiment, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any m-mannyew of wost t-thing which anyothew 
c-chawwengeth to be his, t-the c-cause of both pawties shaww come befowe t-the 
judges; and whom t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges shaww c-condemn, he shaww pay d-doubwe u-unto 
his nyeighbouw. 

22:10 If a man d-dewivew u-unto his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw an ass, ow an ox, ow a 
sheep, ow any beast, to keep; and it die, ow be huwt, ow dwiven away, 
nyo man seeing i-it: 22:11 T-Then shaww an o-oath of t-the WOWD be b-between t-them 
b-both, that he hath nyot put his hand u-unto his nyeighbouw's goods; and 
t-the ownyew of it shaww a-accept t-theweof, and he shaww nyot make it good. 

22:12 And if it be stowen fwom him, he shaww make westitution u-unto t-the 
ownyew t-theweof. 

22:13 If it be t-town in p-pieces, t-then wet him bwing it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow witnyess, and 
he shaww nyot make g-good that which w-was town. 

22:14 And if a man bowwow ought of his nyeighbouw, and it be huwt, ow 
die, t-the ownyew theweof being nyot with it, he shaww suwewy make it 
good. 

22:15 But if t-the ownyew theweof be with it, he shaww nyot make it good: 
if it be an h-hiwed thing, it came (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his h-hiwe. 

22:16 And if a man entice a m-maid that is nyot b-betwothed, and w-wie with 
hew, he shaww suwewy ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ e-endow hew to be his wife. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 If hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew u-uttewwy wefuse to g-give hew u-unto him, he shaww pay 
monyey a-accowding to t-the dowwy of viwgins. 

22:18 T-Thou shawt nyot s-suffew a witch to w-wive. 

22:19 Whosoevew wieth with a beast shaww suwewy be put to death. 

22:20 He that sacwificeth u-unto any (・_・ヾ g-god, s-save u-unto t-the WOWD onwy, he 
shaww be u-uttewwy destwoyed. 

22:21 T-Thou shawt nyeithew v-vex a s-stwangew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(>ω<)o o-oppwess him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wewe 
stwangews in t-the wand of Egypt. 

2-22:22 Ye shaww nyot affwict any widow, ow fathewwess chiwd. 

22:23 If t-thou affwict t-them in any w-wise, and they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww u-unto me, I 
wiww suwewy h-heaw theiw cwy; 22:24 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath shaww wax hot, and I 
wiww kiww you with t-the swowd; and youw wives shaww be w-widows, and youw 
chiwdwen fathewwess. 

22:25 If t-thou wend monyey to any of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe that is poow by thee, 
t-thou shawt nyot be to him as an (つ≧▽≦)つ u-usuwew, nyeithew shawt t-thou way upon him 
usuwy. 

22:26 If t-thou a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(>ω<)o t-take thy nyeighbouw's waiment to pwedge, t-thou 
shawt d-dewivew it u-unto him by that t-the sun goeth down: 22:27 Fow that 
is his covewing onwy, it is his waiment (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his skin: whewein shaww he 
sweep? and it shaww come to pass, when he cwieth u-unto me, that I wiww 
heaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am gwacious. 

22:28 T-Thou shawt nyot weviwe t-the gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (O_O;) c-cuwse t-the wuwew of thy 
peopwe. 

22:29 T-Thou shawt nyot deway to offew t-the fiwst of thy wipe fwuits, and 
of thy wiquows: t-the fiwstbown of thy sons shawt t-thou g-give u-unto me. 

22:30 Wikewise shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do with thinye oxen, and with thy sheep: 
seven days it shaww be with his dam; on t-the eighth day t-thou shawt g-give 
it me. 

22:31 And ye shaww be h-howy men u-unto me: nyeithew shaww ye e-eat any fwesh 
that is t-town of b-beasts in t-the fiewd; ye shaww cast it to t-the dogs. 

23:1 T-Thou shawt nyot w-waise a f-fawse wepowt: put nyot thinye hand with t-the 
wicked to be an unwighteous w-witnyess. 

23:2 T-Thou shawt nyot fowwow a muwtitude to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw; nyeithew shawt t-thou 
speak in a c-cause to decwinye aftew many to wwest judgment: 23:3 N-Nyeithew 
shawt t-thou c-countenyance a poow man in his cause. 

23:4 If t-thou meet thinye enyemy's (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow his a-ass g-going astway, t-thou shawt 
suwewy bwing it back to him again. 

23:5 If t-thou s-see t-the a-ass of him that hateth thee wying undew his 
buwden, and wouwdest fowbeaw to hewp him, t-thou shawt suwewy hewp with 
h-him. 

23:6 T-Thou shawt nyot wwest t-the j-judgment of thy poow in his cause. 

2-23:7 Keep thee faw fwom a f-fawse mattew; and t-the innyocent and wighteous 
(✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-thou nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot justify t-the wicked. 

2-23:8 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take nyo g-gift: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gift bwindeth t-the w-wise, and 
p-pewvewteth t-the w-wowds of t-the wighteous. 

23:9 Awso t-thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o o-oppwess a stwangew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye knyow t-the heawt of 
a s-stwangew, seeing ye wewe stwangews in t-the wand of Egypt. 

23:10 And six yeaws t-thou shawt sow thy wand, and shawt gathew in t-the 
fwuits theweof: 23:11 But t-the seventh yeaw t-thou shawt wet it w-west and 
w-wie stiww; that t-the poow of thy peopwe may eat: and what they weave 
t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd shaww eat. In w-wike m-mannyew t-thou shawt d-deaw with 
thy v-vinyeyawd, and with thy (　･ω･)☞ o-owiveyawd. 

23:12 S-Six days t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do thy wowk, and on t-the seventh day t-thou 
shawt west: that thinye (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox and thinye a-ass may west, and t-the son of thy 
h-handmaid, and t-the s-stwangew, may be wefweshed. 

2-23:13 And in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that I have said u-unto you be ciwcumspect: and 
make nyo mention of t-the nyame of othew gods, nyeithew wet it be heawd out 
of thy mouth. 

23:14 Thwee times t-thou shawt keep a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto m-me in t-the y-yeaw. 

23:15 T-Thou shawt keep t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead: (thou shawt e-eat 
unweavenyed bwead seven days, as I commanded thee, in t-the time 
appointed of t-the month Abib; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in it t-thou camest out fwom Egypt: and 
nyonye shaww appeaw befowe m-me (=^‥^=) e-empty:) 23:16 And t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of hawvest, 
t-the fiwstfwuits of thy wabouws, which t-thou hast sown in t-the fiewd: and 
t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of ingathewing, which is in t-the end of t-the y-yeaw, when t-thou 
hast gathewed in thy wabouws out of t-the fiewd. 

23:17 Thwee i-items in t-the yeaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy mawes shaww appeaw befowe t-the 
WOWD God. 

23:18 T-Thou shawt nyot offew t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sacwifice with weavenyed 
bwead; nyeithew shaww t-the fat of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sacwifice wemain untiw t-the mownying. 

23:19 The fiwst of t-the fiwstfwuits of thy wand t-thou shawt bwing into 
t-the house of t-the WOWD thy God. T-Thou shawt nyot seethe a kid in his 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's miwk. 

23:20 Behowd, I send an ต(=ω=)ต A-Angew befowe thee, to keep thee in t-the way, 
and to bwing thee into t-the pwace which I have pwepawed. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 Bewawe of him, and obey his voice, pwovoke him n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww 
nyot pawdon youw twansgwessions: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame is in h-him. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 But if t-thou shawt indeed obey his voice, and (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I 
s-speak; t-then I wiww be an enyemy u-unto thinye >_> e-enyemies, and an a-advewsawy 
u-unto thinye advewsawies. 

23:23 Fow minye ต(=ω=)ต A-Angew shaww go befowe thee, and bwing thee in u-unto t-the 
A-Amowites, and t-the Hittites, and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the Canyaanyites, 
t-the Hivites, and t-the Jebusites: and I wiww cut t-them off. 

23:24 T-Thou shawt nyot bow down to theiw gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sewve t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (^-^*)/ d-do 
aftew theiw wowks: but t-thou shawt u-uttewwy ovewthwow t-them, and quite 
bweak down theiw images. 

23:25 And ye shaww sewve t-the WOWD youw G-God, and he shaww bwess thy 
bwead, and thy watew; and I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take sicknyess away fwom t-the m-midst of 
thee. 

23:26 Thewe shaww nyothing cast theiw (O.O) y-young, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be bawwen, in thy 
wand: t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of thy days I wiww fuwfiw. 

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 I wiww send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-feaw befowe thee, and wiww d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe 
to whom t-thou shawt come, and I wiww make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye enyemies tuwn theiw 
backs u-unto thee. 

23:28 And I wiww send hownyets befowe thee, which shaww dwive out t-the 
~(>_<~) H-Hivite, t-the Canyaanyite, and t-the Hittite, fwom befowe thee. 

23:29 I wiww nyot dwive t-them out fwom befowe thee in onye yeaw; west t-the 
wand become d-desowate, and t-the beast of t-the fiewd m-muwtipwy against 
thee. 

o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 By ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe and ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe I wiww dwive t-them out fwom befowe thee, 
untiw t-thou be incweased, and i-inhewit t-the wand. 

23:31 And I wiww s-set thy bounds fwom t-the Wed sea even u-unto t-the sea of 
t-the Phiwistinyes, and fwom t-the desewt u-unto t-the wivew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww 
d-dewivew t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand into youw hand; and t-thou shawt 
dwive t-them out befowe thee. 

23:32 T-Thou shawt make nyo c-covenyant with t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with theiw gods. 

2-23:33 They shaww nyot dweww in thy wand, west they make thee sin 
against me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-thou sewve theiw gods, it wiww suwewy be a snyawe 
u-unto thee. 

2-24:1 And he said u-unto Moses, Come up u-unto t-the WOWD, thou, and Aawon, 
Nyadab, and Abihu, and s-seventy of t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew; and w-wowship ye 
afaw off. 

24:2 And Moses awonye shaww come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the WOWD: but they shaww nyot come 
nyigh; nyeithew shaww t-the peopwe go up with h-him. 

24:3 And Moses came and towd t-the peopwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the j-judgments: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe answewed with onye voice, and 
said, Aww t-the w-wowds which t-the WOWD hath said wiww we do. 

2-24:4 And Moses wwote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD, and w-wose up eawwy in 
t-the m-mownying, and buiwded an awtaw undew t-the h-hiww, and twewve piwwaws, 
a-accowding to t-the twewve twibes of Iswaew. 

24:5 And he sent young men of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which offewed 
buwnt offewings, and sacwificed peace offewings of oxen u-unto t-the WOWD. 

24:6 And Moses took hawf of t-the bwood, and put it in (°ㅂ°╬) *pokes you* b-basons; and hawf 
of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood he spwinkwed on t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

24:7 And he took t-the book of t-the c-covenyant, and wead in t-the audience of 
t-the peopwe: and they said, Aww that t-the WOWD hath said wiww we do, and 
be obedient. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 And Moses took t-the bwood, and spwinkwed it on t-the p-peopwe, and 
said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the c-covenyant, which t-the WOWD hath m-made with 
you c-concewnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds. 

24:9 T-Then went up Moses, and Aawon, Nyadab, and Abihu, and s-seventy of 
t-the ewdews of Iswaew: 24:10 And they saw t-the God of Iswaew: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was undew his feet as it wewe a p-paved wowk of a s-sapphiwe stonye, and as 
it wewe t-the body of heaven in his cweawnyess. 

24:11 And upon t-the nyobwes of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew he w-waid nyot his 
hand: awso they saw G-God, and did e-eat and d-dwink. 

24:12 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Come up to m-me into t-the mount, and 
be thewe: and I wiww g-give thee tabwes of stonye, and a w-waw, and 
c-commandments which I have w-wwitten; that t-thou mayest t-teach them. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 And Moses w-wose up, and his m-minyistew Joshua: and Moses went up 
into t-the mount of God. 

24:14 And he said u-unto t-the ewdews, Tawwy ye hewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, untiw we come 
again u-unto you: and, b-behowd, Aawon and H-Huw awe with you: if any man 
have any mattews to do, wet him come u-unto them. 

24:15 And Moses went up into t-the mount, and a cwoud covewed t-the mount. 

24:16 And t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD abode upon mount S-Sinyai, and t-the cwoud 
covewed it six ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: and t-the seventh day he cawwed u-unto Moses out of 
t-the m-midst of t-the cwoud. 

24:17 And t-the sight of t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD w-was w-wike devouwing fiwe 
on t-the top of t-the mount in t-the eyes of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

24:18 And Moses went into t-the m-midst of t-the c-cwoud, and gat him up into 
t-the mount: and Moses w-was in t-the mount f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights. 

2-25:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 25:2 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they bwing m-me an o-offewing: of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that 
giveth it w-wiwwingwy with his heawt ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>< )o o-offewing. 

25:3 And this is t-the offewing which ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-them; gowd, and 
s-siwvew, and b-bwass, 25:4 And bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye 
winyen, and goats' haiw, 25:5 And w-wams' skins dyed wed, and badgews' 
skins, and shittim wood, (=①ω①=) 2-25:6 Oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight, spices (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow anyointing 
oiw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sweet incense, 25:7 Onyx stonyes, and s-stonyes to be s-set in 
t-the ephod, and in t-the b-bweastpwate. 

25:8 And wet t-them make m-me a sanctuawy; that I may dweww among them. 

25:9 Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I s-shew thee, aftew t-the pattewn of t-the 
tabewnyacwe, and t-the pattewn of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the instwuments t-theweof, even so 
shaww ye make it. 

25:10 And they shaww make an awk of shittim w-wood: two cubits and a 
hawf shaww be t-the wength t-theweof, and a c-cubit and a hawf t-the bweadth 
t-theweof, and a c-cubit and a hawf t-the height t-theweof. 

25:11 And t-thou shawt ovewway it with puwe gowd, within and without 
shawt t-thou ovewway it, and shawt make upon it a cwown of gowd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about. 

25:12 And t-thou shawt cast fouw w-wings of gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, and put t-them in 
t-the fouw c-cownyews t-theweof; and two w-wings shaww be in t-the onye side of 
it, and two w-wings in t-the othew side of it. 

25:13 And t-thou shawt make staves of shittim wood, and ovewway t-them 
with gowd. 

25:14 And t-thou shawt put t-the staves into t-the w-wings by t-the s-sides of t-the 
awk, that t-the awk may be (￣ω￣) b-bownye with them. 

25:15 The staves shaww be in t-the w-wings of t-the awk: they shaww nyot be 
taken fwom it. 

25:16 And t-thou shawt put into t-the awk t-the t-testimony which I shaww g-give 
thee. 

2-25:17 And t-thou shawt make a (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat of puwe gowd: two cubits and a 
hawf shaww be t-the wength t-theweof, and a c-cubit and a hawf t-the bweadth 
t-theweof. 

25:18 And t-thou shawt make two (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of gowd, of beaten wowk shawt 
t-thou make t-them, in t-the two ends of t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy ~(>_<~) s-seat. 

25:19 And make onye chewub on t-the onye end, and t-the othew chewub on t-the 
othew end: even of t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat shaww ye make t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims on t-the 
two ends t-theweof. 

25:20 And t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims shaww s-stwetch fowth theiw w-wings on high, 
covewing t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat with theiw w-wings, and theiw faces shaww wook 
onye to anyothew; towawd t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat shaww t-the faces of t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims 
be. 

25:21 And t-thou shawt put t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat a-above upon t-the awk; and in t-the 
awk t-thou shawt put t-the t-testimony that I shaww g-give thee. 

25:22 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe I wiww meet with thee, and I wiww communye with thee 
fwom a-above t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy s-seat, fwom b-between t-the two (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims which awe 
upon t-the awk of t-the testimony, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which I wiww g-give thee in 
commandment u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

25:23 T-Thou shawt awso make a tabwe of shittim w-wood: two cubits shaww 
be t-the wength t-theweof, and a c-cubit t-the bweadth t-theweof, and a c-cubit 
and a hawf t-the height t-theweof. 

2-25:24 And t-thou shawt ovewway it with puwe gowd, and make theweto a 
cwown of gowd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

25:25 And t-thou shawt make u-unto it a bowdew of an hand bweadth (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
a-about, and t-thou shawt make a gowden cwown to t-the bowdew theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about. 

25:26 And t-thou shawt make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it fouw w-wings of gowd, and put t-the w-wings 
in t-the fouw c-cownyews that awe on t-the fouw feet t-theweof. 

25:27 O-Ovew against t-the bowdew shaww t-the w-wings be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwaces of t-the 
staves to beaw t-the tabwe. 

25:28 And t-thou shawt make t-the staves of shittim wood, and ovewway t-them 
with gowd, that t-the tabwe may be (￣ω￣) b-bownye with them. 

2-25:29 And t-thou shawt make t-the dishes t-theweof, and spoons t-theweof, and 
covews t-theweof, and bowws t-theweof, to covew withaw: of puwe gowd shawt 
t-thou make them. 

2-25:30 And t-thou shawt s-set upon t-the tabwe shewbwead befowe m-me awway. 

25:31 And t-thou shawt make a c-candwestick of puwe gowd: of beaten wowk 
shaww t-the c-candwestick be made: his shaft, and his bwanches, his bowws, 
his knyops, and his fwowews, shaww be of t-the same. 

25:32 And six bwanches shaww come out of t-the s-sides of it; thwee 
bwanches of t-the c-candwestick out of t-the onye side, and thwee bwanches of 
t-the c-candwestick out of t-the othew s-side: 25:33 Thwee bowws m-made w-wike 
u-unto awmonds, with a knyop and a fwowew in onye b-bwanch; and thwee bowws 
m-made w-wike awmonds in t-the othew b-bwanch, with a knyop and a fwowew: so in 
t-the six bwanches that come out of t-the candwestick. 

25:34 And in t-the c-candwesticks shaww be fouw bowws m-made w-wike u-unto 
awmonds, with theiw knyops and theiw f-fwowews. 

25:35 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a knyop undew two bwanches of t-the s-same, and a 
knyop undew two bwanches of t-the s-same, and a knyop undew two bwanches of 
t-the s-same, a-accowding to t-the six bwanches that pwoceed out of t-the 
candwestick. 

25:36 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw knyops and theiw bwanches shaww be of t-the same: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww it 
shaww be onye beaten wowk of puwe gowd. 

25:37 And t-thou shawt make t-the seven wamps theweof: and they shaww 
wight t-the wamps t-theweof, that they may g-give wight o-ovew against it. 

25:38 And t-the tongs t-theweof, and t-the snyuffdishes t-theweof, shaww be of 
puwe gowd. 

25:39 O-Of a tawent of puwe gowd shaww he make it, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
vessews. 

25:40 And wook that t-thou make t-them aftew theiw pattewn, which w-was 
shewed thee in t-the mount. 

26:1 Moweovew t-thou shawt make t-the tabewnyacwe with t-ten cuwtains of finye 
twinyed winyen, and bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet: with (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of 
cunnying wowk shawt t-thou make them. 

26:2 The wength of onye cuwtain shaww be eight and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, and 
t-the bweadth of onye cuwtain fouw (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-the cuwtains 
shaww have onye measuwe. 

26:3 The five cuwtains shaww be (o･ω･o) c-coupwed togethew onye to anyothew; and 
othew five cuwtains shaww be (o･ω･o) c-coupwed onye to anyothew. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:4 And t-thou shawt make woops of bwue upon t-the edge of t-the onye 
cuwtain fwom t-the sewvedge in t-the coupwing; and wikewise shawt t-thou 
make in t-the uttewmost edge of anyothew c-cuwtain, in t-the coupwing of t-the 
second. 

26:5 Fifty woops shawt t-thou make in t-the onye c-cuwtain, and fifty woops 
shawt t-thou make in t-the edge of t-the cuwtain that is in t-the coupwing of 
t-the second; that t-the woops may o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd onye of anyothew. 

26:6 And t-thou shawt make fifty taches of gowd, and coupwe t-the cuwtains 
togethew with t-the taches: and it shaww be onye tabewnyacwe. 

26:7 And t-thou shawt make cuwtains of goats' haiw to be a covewing upon 
t-the tabewnyacwe: eweven cuwtains shawt t-thou make. 

26:8 The wength of onye cuwtain shaww be thiwty c-cubits, and t-the bweadth 
of onye cuwtain fouw (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and t-the eweven cuwtains shaww be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of 
onye measuwe. 

26:9 And t-thou shawt coupwe five cuwtains by themsewves, and six 
cuwtains by themsewves, and shawt d-doubwe t-the sixth cuwtain in t-the 
fowefwont of t-the tabewnyacwe. 

26:10 And t-thou shawt make fifty woops on t-the edge of t-the onye cuwtain 
that is outmost in t-the c-coupwing, and fifty woops in t-the edge of t-the 
cuwtain which (＾▽＾') *screams* c-coupweth t-the second. 

2-26:11 And t-thou shawt make fifty taches of b-bwass, and put t-the taches 
into t-the woops, and coupwe t-the >_> t-tent togethew, that it may be onye. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 And t-the wemnyant that wemainyeth of t-the cuwtains of t-the tent, t-the 
hawf cuwtain that wemainyeth, shaww h-hang o-ovew t-the backside of t-the 
tabewnyacwe. 

26:13 And a c-cubit on t-the onye side, and a c-cubit on t-the othew side of 
that which wemainyeth in t-the wength of t-the cuwtains of t-the tent, it 
shaww h-hang o-ovew t-the s-sides of t-the tabewnyacwe on this side and on that 
side, to covew it. 

26:14 And t-thou shawt make a covewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the >_> t-tent of w-wams' skins dyed 
wed, and a covewing a-above of badgews' skins. 

26:15 And t-thou shawt make (☆▽☆) b-boawds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe of shittim w-wood 
standing (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:16 Ten cubits shaww be t-the wength of a boawd, and a c-cubit and a 
hawf shaww be t-the bweadth of onye b-boawd. 

26:17 Two t-tenyons shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be in onye boawd, s-set in owdew onye against 
anyothew: thus shawt t-thou make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the tabewnyacwe. 

26:18 And t-thou shawt make t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty (☆▽☆) b-boawds 
on t-the south side southwawd. 

26:19 And t-thou shawt make f-fowty sockets of s-siwvew undew t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
boawds; two sockets undew onye b-boawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his two tenyons, and two 
sockets undew anyothew b-boawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his two tenyons. 

26:20 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the second side of t-the tabewnyacwe on t-the nyowth side 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty boawds: 26:21 And theiw f-fowty sockets of s-siwvew; 
two sockets undew onye boawd, and two sockets undew anyothew b-boawd. 

26:22 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sides of t-the tabewnyacwe westwawd t-thou shawt make six 
b-boawds. 

26:23 And two (☆▽☆) b-boawds shawt t-thou make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cownyews of t-the tabewnyacwe 
in t-the two sides. 

2-26:24 And they shaww be (o･ω･o) c-coupwed togethew benyeath, and they shaww be 
(o･ω･o) c-coupwed togethew a-above t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of it u-unto onye wing: thus shaww it be 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them b-both; they shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the two cownyews. 

2-26:25 And they shaww be eight ^-^ b-boawds, and theiw sockets of s-siwvew, 
sixteen sockets; two sockets undew onye boawd, and two sockets undew 
anyothew b-boawd. 

2-26:26 And t-thou shawt make baws of shittim wood; five (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of 
t-the onye side of t-the tabewnyacwe, 2-26:27 And five baws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of 
t-the othew side of t-the tabewnyacwe, and five baws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the 
side of t-the tabewnyacwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the two s-sides westwawd. 

2-26:28 And t-the middwe baw in t-the m-midst of t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds shaww w-weach fwom 
end to end. 

26:29 And t-thou shawt ovewway t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds with gowd, and make theiw 
w-wings of gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the baws: and t-thou shawt ovewway t-the baws 
with gowd. 

26:30 And t-thou shawt w-weaw up t-the tabewnyacwe a-accowding to t-the fashion 
theweof which w-was shewed thee in t-the mount. 

26:31 And t-thou shawt make a vaiw of bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and 
finye twinyed winyen of cunnying wowk: with (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims shaww it be made: 
26:32 And t-thou shawt h-hang it upon fouw piwwaws of shittim w-wood 
ovewwaid with gowd: theiw hooks shaww be of gowd, upon t-the fouw 
sockets of siwvew. 

2-26:33 And t-thou shawt h-hang up t-the vaiw undew t-the taches, that t-thou 
mayest bwing in thithew within t-the vaiw t-the awk of t-the testimony: and 
t-the vaiw shaww divide u-unto you b-between t-the h-howy pwace and t-the most 
howy. 

26:34 And t-thou shawt put t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat upon t-the awk of t-the t-testimony 
in t-the most h-howy pwace. 

26:35 And t-thou shawt s-set t-the tabwe without t-the v-vaiw, and t-the 
c-candwestick o-ovew against t-the tabwe on t-the side of t-the tabewnyacwe 
towawd t-the south: and t-thou shawt put t-the tabwe on t-the nyowth side. 

26:36 And t-thou shawt make an hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow of t-the tent, of 
bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen, wwought with 
nyeedwewowk. 

26:37 And t-thou shawt make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hanging five piwwaws of shittim 
wood, and ovewway t-them with gowd, and theiw hooks shaww be of gowd: 
and t-thou shawt cast five sockets of bwass (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

2-27:1 And t-thou shawt make an awtaw of shittim wood, five cubits w-wong, 
and five cubits bwoad; t-the awtaw shaww be f-fouwsquawe: and t-the height 
theweof shaww be thwee cubits. 

27:2 And t-thou shawt make t-the howns of it upon t-the fouw c-cownyews 
theweof: his howns shaww be of t-the same: and t-thou shawt ovewway it 
with b-bwass. 

27:3 And t-thou shawt make his p-pans to weceive his a-ashes, and his 
shovews, and his basons, and his fweshhooks, and his fiwepans: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
vessews theweof t-thou shawt make of b-bwass. 

27:4 And t-thou shawt make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it a g-gwate of (＃￣ω￣) n-nyetwowk of bwass; and upon 
t-the nyet shawt t-thou make fouw bwasen w-wings in t-the fouw c-cownyews t-theweof. 

27:5 And t-thou shawt put it undew t-the compass of t-the awtaw benyeath, 
that t-the nyet may be even to t-the m-midst of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

2-27:6 And t-thou shawt make staves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awtaw, staves of shittim wood, 
and ovewway t-them with b-bwass. 

2-27:7 And t-the staves shaww be put into t-the wings, and t-the staves shaww 
be upon t-the two s-sides of t-the awtaw, to beaw it. 

27:8 Howwow with (☆▽☆) b-boawds shawt t-thou make i-it: as it w-was shewed thee in 
t-the mount, so shaww they make it. 

27:9 And t-thou shawt make t-the couwt of t-the tabewnyacwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the south 
side southwawd (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be hangings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwt of finye twinyed 
winyen of an hundwed cubits wong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye s-side: 27:10 And t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
piwwaws theweof and theiw ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty sockets shaww be of bwass; t-the hooks 
of t-the piwwaws and theiw f-fiwwets shaww be of siwvew. 

27:11 And wikewise (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyowth side in wength (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be 
hangings of an hundwed cubits w-wong, and his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty piwwaws and theiw 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty sockets of bwass; t-the hooks of t-the piwwaws and theiw f-fiwwets of 
siwvew. 

2-27:12 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bweadth of t-the couwt on t-the west side shaww be 
hangings of fifty (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: theiw piwwaws ten, and theiw sockets ten. 

27:13 And t-the bweadth of t-the couwt on t-the east side eastwawd shaww be 
fifty cubits. 

2-27:14 The hangings of onye side of t-the gate shaww be f-fifteen (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: 
theiw piwwaws thwee, and theiw sockets thwee. 

27:15 And on t-the othew side shaww be hangings f-fifteen (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: theiw 
piwwaws thwee, and theiw sockets thwee. 

27:16 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gate of t-the couwt shaww be an hanging of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
c-cubits, of bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen, 
wwought with nyeedwewowk: and theiw piwwaws shaww be fouw, and theiw 
sockets fouw. 

27:17 Aww t-the piwwaws (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the couwt shaww be fiwweted with 
s-siwvew; theiw hooks shaww be of s-siwvew, and theiw sockets of b-bwass. 

27:18 The wength of t-the couwt shaww be an hundwed c-cubits, and t-the 
bweadth fifty {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe, and t-the height five cubits of finye twinyed 
winyen, and theiw sockets of b-bwass. 

2-27:19 Aww t-the vessews of t-the tabewnyacwe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice t-theweof, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pins t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pins of t-the couwt, shaww be of 
b-bwass. 

2-27:20 And t-thou shawt command t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they bwing 
thee puwe oiw owive beaten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight, to c-cause t-the wamp to buwn 
awways. 

27:21 In t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation without t-the v-vaiw, which is 
befowe t-the testimony, Aawon and his sons shaww owdew it fwom evenying 
to mownying befowe t-the WOWD: it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew u-unto theiw 
genyewations on t-the behawf of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

2-28:1 And o(>ω<)o t-take t-thou u-unto thee Aawon thy bwothew, and his sons with him, 
fwom among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that he may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the 
pwiest's office, even Aawon, Nyadab and Abihu, Eweazaw and I-Ithamaw, 
Aawon's sons. 

2-28:2 And t-thou shawt make h-howy gawments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon thy b-bwothew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gwowy 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow beauty. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 And t-thou shawt speak u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe wise heawted, whom I have 
fiwwed with t-the spiwit of wisdom, that they may make Aawon's gawments 
to consecwate him, that he may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's 
office. 

^-^ 2-28:4 And these awe t-the gawments which they shaww make; a bweastpwate, 
and an ephod, and a w-wobe, and a bwoidewed coat, a mitwe, and a giwdwe: 
and they shaww make h-howy gawments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon thy bwothew, and his ^-^ s-sons, 
that he may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's office. 

2-28:5 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take gowd, and bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and 
finye winyen. 

28:6 And they shaww make t-the e-ephod of gowd, of bwue, and of puwpwe, of 
scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen, with cunnying wowk. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 I-It shaww have t-the two shouwdewpieces theweof j-joinyed a-at t-the two 
edges t-theweof; and so it shaww be j-joinyed togethew. 

(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And t-the c-cuwious g-giwdwe of t-the ephod, which is upon it, shaww be 
of t-the s-same, a-accowding to t-the wowk t-theweof; even of gowd, of bwue, and 
puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen. 

28:9 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take two onyx stonyes, and gwave on t-them t-the nyames 
of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: 28:10 S-Six of theiw nyames on onye stonye, and 
t-the othew six nyames of t-the w-west on t-the othew stonye, a-accowding to theiw 
biwth. 

28:11 With t-the wowk of an engwavew in stonye, w-wike t-the engwavings of a 
signyet, shawt t-thou (*^.^*) *teleports behind you* e-engwave t-the two s-stonyes with t-the nyames of t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew: t-thou shawt make t-them to be s-set in ouches of gowd. 

2-28:12 And t-thou shawt put t-the two s-stonyes upon t-the s-shouwdews of t-the 
e-ephod (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-stonyes of memowiaw u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: and Aawon 
shaww beaw theiw nyames befowe t-the WOWD upon his two s-shouwdews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
memowiaw. 

(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And t-thou shawt make ouches of gowd; 28:14 And two c-chains of puwe 
gowd a-at t-the ends; of wweathen wowk shawt t-thou make t-them, and fasten 
t-the wweathen c-chains to t-the ouches. 

2-28:15 And t-thou shawt make t-the bweastpwate of j-judgment with cunnying 
wowk; aftew t-the wowk of t-the e-ephod t-thou shawt make it; of gowd, of 
bwue, and of puwpwe, and of scawwet, and of finye twinyed winyen, shawt 
t-thou make it. 

28:16 Fouwsquawe it shaww be being doubwed; a span shaww be t-the wength 
t-theweof, and a span shaww be t-the bweadth t-theweof. 

28:17 And t-thou shawt s-set in it settings of stonyes, even fouw wows of 
stonyes: t-the fiwst wow shaww be a sawdius, a topaz, and a cawbuncwe: 
this shaww be t-the fiwst wow. 

28:18 And t-the second wow shaww be an emewawd, a sapphiwe, and a 
diamond. 

28:19 And t-the thiwd wow a w-wiguwe, an a-agate, and an amethyst. 

28:20 And t-the fouwth wow a bewyw, and an onyx, and a jaspew: they 
shaww be s-set in gowd in theiw incwosings. 

2-28:21 And t-the s-stonyes shaww be with t-the nyames of t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, twewve, a-accowding to theiw nyames, w-wike t-the engwavings of a 
signyet; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with his nyame shaww they be a-accowding to t-the twewve 
twibes. 

2-28:22 And t-thou shawt make upon t-the bweastpwate c-chains a-at t-the ends of 
wweathen wowk of puwe gowd. 

28:23 And t-thou shawt make upon t-the bweastpwate two w-wings of gowd, and 
shawt put t-the two w-wings on t-the two ends of t-the b-bweastpwate. 

28:24 And t-thou shawt put t-the two wweathen c-chains of gowd in t-the two 
w-wings which awe on t-the ends of t-the b-bweastpwate. 

28:25 And t-the othew two ends of t-the two wweathen c-chains t-thou shawt 
fasten in t-the two ouches, and put t-them on t-the shouwdewpieces of t-the 
e-ephod befowe it. 

28:26 And t-thou shawt make two w-wings of gowd, and t-thou shawt put t-them 
upon t-the two ends of t-the bweastpwate in t-the bowdew t-theweof, which is 
in t-the side of t-the e-ephod inwawd. 

28:27 And two othew w-wings of gowd t-thou shawt make, and shawt put t-them 
on t-the two s-sides of t-the e-ephod undewnyeath, towawd t-the fowepawt t-theweof, 
o-ovew against t-the othew coupwing t-theweof, a-above t-the c-cuwious g-giwdwe of 
t-the e-ephod. 

28:28 And they shaww bind t-the bweastpwate by t-the w-wings theweof u-unto 
t-the w-wings of t-the e-ephod with a wace of bwue, that it may be a-above t-the 
c-cuwious g-giwdwe of t-the ephod, and that t-the bweastpwate be nyot w-woosed 
fwom t-the e-ephod. 

28:29 And Aawon shaww beaw t-the nyames of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in t-the 
bweastpwate of j-judgment upon his heawt, when he goeth in u-unto t-the h-howy 
pwace, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw befowe t-the WOWD continyuawwy. 

2-28:30 And t-thou shawt put in t-the bweastpwate of j-judgment t-the Uwim and 
t-the Thummim; and they shaww be upon Aawon's heawt, when he goeth in 
befowe t-the WOWD: and Aawon shaww beaw t-the j-judgment of t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew upon his heawt befowe t-the WOWD continyuawwy. 

28:31 And t-thou shawt make t-the w-wobe of t-the e-ephod (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of bwue. 

(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 2-28:32 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be an h-howe in t-the top of it, in t-the m-midst 
theweof: it shaww have a binding of w-woven wowk (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the h-howe of 
it, as it wewe t-the h-howe of an habewgeon, that it be nyot went. 

28:33 And benyeath upon t-the hem of it t-thou shawt make p-pomegwanyates of 
bwue, and of puwpwe, and of scawwet, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the hem t-theweof; and 
bewws of gowd b-between t-them (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: 28:34 A-A gowden b-beww and a 
pomegwanyate, a gowden b-beww and a pomegwanyate, upon t-the hem of t-the w-wobe 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

28:35 And it shaww be upon Aawon to minyistew: and his s-sound shaww be 
heawd when he goeth in u-unto t-the h-howy pwace befowe t-the WOWD, and when 
he cometh (* ^ ω ^) o-out, that he die n-nyot. 

28:36 And t-thou shawt make a pwate of puwe gowd, and gwave upon it, 
w-wike t-the engwavings of a signyet, HOWINyESS TO THE WOWD. 

28:37 And t-thou shawt put it on a bwue wace, that it may be upon t-the 
mitwe; upon t-the fowefwont of t-the mitwe it shaww be. 

28:38 And it shaww be upon Aawon's fowehead, that Aawon may beaw t-the 
i-inyiquity of t-the h-howy things, which t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww hawwow 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw h-howy gifts; and it shaww be awways upon his fowehead, 
that they may be accepted befowe t-the WOWD. 

2-28:39 And t-thou shawt embwoidew t-the coat of finye winyen, and t-thou shawt 
make t-the mitwe of finye winyen, and t-thou shawt make t-the g-giwdwe of 
nyeedwewowk. 

28:40 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon's sons t-thou shawt make c-coats, and t-thou shawt make 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them g-giwdwes, and bonnyets shawt t-thou make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gwowy and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow beauty. 

28:41 And t-thou shawt put t-them upon Aawon thy bwothew, and his sons 
with h-him; and shawt anyoint t-them, and consecwate t-them, and sanctify 
t-them, that they may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's office. 

2-28:42 And t-thou shawt make t-them winyen bweeches to covew theiw 
nyakednyess; fwom t-the woins even u-unto t-the thighs they shaww weach: 2-28:43 
And they shaww be upon Aawon, and upon his ^-^ s-sons, when they come in 
u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, ow when they come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto 
t-the awtaw to m-minyistew in t-the h-howy pwace; that they beaw nyot inyiquity, 
and die: it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew u-unto him and his seed aftew 
h-him. 

2-29:1 And this is t-the t-thing that t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them to hawwow 
t-them, to m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's office: Take onye young 
buwwock, and two wams without bwemish, 29:2 And unweavenyed bwead, and 
c-cakes unweavenyed tempewed with oiw, and wafews unweavenyed anyointed 
with oiw: of w-wheaten fwouw shawt t-thou make them. 

29:3 And t-thou shawt put t-them into onye basket, and bwing t-them in t-the 
basket, with t-the buwwock and t-the two wams. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 And Aawon and his sons t-thou shawt bwing u-unto t-the doow of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and shawt w-wash t-them with watew. 

29:5 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the gawments, and put upon Aawon t-the coat, 
and t-the w-wobe of t-the ephod, and t-the ephod, and t-the bweastpwate, and 
giwd him with t-the c-cuwious g-giwdwe of t-the ephod: 2-29:6 And t-thou shawt put 
t-the mitwe upon his head, and put t-the h-howy cwown upon t-the m-mitwe. 

29:7 T-Then shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take t-the anyointing oiw, and p-pouw it upon his 
head, and anyoint h-him. 

29:8 And t-thou shawt bwing his ^-^ s-sons, and put coats upon them. 

29:9 And t-thou shawt giwd t-them with g-giwdwes, Aawon and his ^-^ s-sons, and 
put t-the bonnyets on (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office shaww be theiws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
pewpetuaw statute: and t-thou shawt consecwate Aawon and his sons. 

29:10 And t-thou shawt c-cause a buwwock to be b-bwought befowe t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and Aawon and his sons shaww put theiw 
h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the buwwock. 

29:11 And t-thou shawt kiww t-the buwwock befowe t-the WOWD, by t-the doow of 
t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

29:12 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the buwwock, and put it upon 
t-the howns of t-the awtaw with thy fingew, and p-pouw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood beside 
t-the bottom of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

29:13 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat that coveweth t-the i-inwawds, and 
t-the cauw that is a-above t-the wivew, and t-the two kidnyeys, and t-the fat 
that is upon t-them, and buwn t-them upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

2-29:14 But t-the fwesh of t-the buwwock, and his s-skin, and his dung, shawt 
t-thou buwn with fiwe without t-the camp: it is a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. 

OwO 2-29:15 T-Thou shawt awso o(>ω<)o t-take onye wam; and Aawon and his sons shaww put 
theiw h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the wam. 

29:16 And t-thou shawt (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wam, and t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take his bwood, and 
spwinkwe it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

29:17 And t-thou shawt cut t-the wam in p-pieces, and w-wash t-the inwawds of 
him, and his wegs, and put t-them u-unto his p-pieces, and u-unto his head. 

29:18 And t-thou shawt buwn t-the w-whowe wam upon t-the a-awtaw: it is a buwnt 
offewing u-unto t-the WOWD: it is a sweet savouw, an offewing m-made by fiwe 
u-unto t-the WOWD. 

2-29:19 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the othew wam; and Aawon and his sons shaww 
put theiw h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the wam. 

29:20 T-Then shawt t-thou kiww t-the wam, and o(>ω<)o t-take of his bwood, and put it 
upon t-the t-tip of t-the wight eaw of Aawon, and upon t-the t-tip of t-the wight 
eaw of his ^-^ s-sons, and upon t-the thumb of theiw wight hand, and upon t-the 
gweat toe of theiw wight foot, and spwinkwe t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the awtaw 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

29:21 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that is upon t-the awtaw, and of 
t-the anyointing oiw, and spwinkwe it upon Aawon, and upon his gawments, 
and upon his ^-^ s-sons, and upon t-the gawments of his sons with him: and he 
shaww be hawwowed, and his gawments, and his ^-^ s-sons, and his s-sons' 
gawments with h-him. 

2-29:22 Awso t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the wam t-the fat and t-the wump, and t-the 
fat that coveweth t-the i-inwawds, and t-the cauw a-above t-the wivew, and t-the 
two kidnyeys, and t-the fat that is upon t-them, and t-the wight shouwdew; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a wam of consecwation: 29:23 And onye woaf of bwead, and onye 
c-cake of oiwed bwead, and onye wafew out of t-the basket of t-the unweavenyed 
bwead that is befowe t-the WOWD: 29:24 And t-thou shawt put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in t-the 
h-hands of Aawon, and in t-the h-hands of his s-sons; and shawt wave t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a wave offewing befowe t-the WOWD. 

29:25 And t-thou shawt weceive t-them of theiw hands, and buwn t-them upon 
t-the awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw befowe t-the WOWD: it 
is an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

29:26 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the bweast of t-the wam of Aawon's 
consecwation, and wave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing befowe t-the WOWD: and it 
shaww be thy p-pawt. 

29:27 And t-thou shawt sanctify t-the bweast of t-the wave o-offewing, and t-the 
shouwdew of t-the heave o-offewing, which is waved, and which is heaved 
up, of t-the wam of t-the consecwation, even of that which is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon, 
and of that which is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sons: 2-29:28 And it shaww be Aawon's and 
his s-sons' by a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew fwom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is 
an heave o-offewing: and it shaww be an heave offewing fwom t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew of t-the sacwifice of theiw peace offewings, even theiw heave 
offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. 

2-29:29 And t-the h-howy gawments of Aawon shaww be his s-sons' aftew him, to 
be anyointed thewein, and to be consecwated in them. 

29:30 And that son that is pwiest in his stead shaww put t-them on seven 
days, when he cometh into t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation to 
m-minyistew in t-the h-howy pwace. 

29:31 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the wam of t-the consecwation, and seethe his 
fwesh in t-the h-howy pwace. 

29:32 And Aawon and his sons shaww e-eat t-the fwesh of t-the wam, and t-the 
bwead that is in t-the basket by t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation. 

2-29:33 And they shaww e-eat those things whewewith t-the atonyement w-was 
made, to consecwate and to sanctify (=`ω´=) t-them: but a stwangew shaww nyot e-eat 
t-theweof, because they awe howy. 

29:34 And if ought of t-the fwesh of t-the consecwations, ow of t-the bwead, 
wemain u-unto t-the m-mownying, t-then t-thou shawt buwn t-the w-wemaindew with fiwe: 
it shaww nyot be eaten, because it is howy. 

29:35 And thus shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto Aawon, and to his ^-^ s-sons, a-accowding to 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which I have commanded t-thee: seven days shawt t-thou 
consecwate them. 

29:36 And t-thou shawt offew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day a buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
atonyement: and t-thou shawt cweanse t-the awtaw, when t-thou hast m-made an 
atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, and t-thou shawt anyoint it, to sanctify it. 

29:37 Seven days t-thou shawt make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awtaw, and 
sanctify it; and it shaww be an awtaw most howy: whatsoevew toucheth 
t-the awtaw shaww be howy. 

29:38 Nyow this is that which t-thou shawt offew upon t-the awtaw; two 
w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw day by day continyuawwy. 

2-29:39 The onye wamb t-thou shawt offew in t-the m-mownying; and t-the othew wamb 
t-thou shawt offew a-at even: 29:40 And with t-the onye wamb a (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw of 
fwouw mingwed with t-the fouwth pawt of an hin of beaten oiw; and t-the 
fouwth pawt of an hin of winye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. 

29:41 And t-the othew wamb t-thou shawt offew a-at e-even, and shawt (^-^*)/ d-do 
theweto a-accowding to t-the meat offewing of t-the m-mownying, and a-accowding 
to t-the dwink offewing t-theweof, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw, an offewing m-made by 
fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

29:42 This shaww be a c-continyuaw buwnt offewing (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw 
genyewations a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation befowe 
t-the WOWD: whewe I wiww meet y-you, to speak (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto thee. 

29:43 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe I wiww meet with t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and t-the 
tabewnyacwe shaww be sanctified by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy. 

29:44 And I wiww sanctify t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and t-the 
a-awtaw: I wiww sanctify awso both Aawon and his ^-^ s-sons, to m-minyistew to m-me 
in t-the pwiest's office. 

( ╥ω╥ ) 2-29:45 And I wiww dweww among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and wiww be theiw 
God. 

29:46 And they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD theiw G-God, that b-bwought 
t-them fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt, that I may dweww among (=`ω´=) t-them: I am 
t-the WOWD theiw God. 

30:1 And t-thou shawt make an awtaw to buwn i-incense upon: of shittim 
w-wood shawt t-thou make it. 

30:2 A-A c-cubit shaww be t-the wength t-theweof, and a c-cubit t-the bweadth 
t-theweof; (╯✧▽✧)╯ f-fouwsquawe shaww it be: and two cubits shaww be t-the height 
theweof: t-the howns theweof shaww be of t-the same. 

30:3 And t-thou shawt ovewway it with puwe gowd, t-the top t-theweof, and 
t-the s-sides theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and t-the howns t-theweof; and t-thou shawt 
make u-unto it a cwown of gowd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

30:4 And two gowden w-wings shawt t-thou make to it undew t-the cwown of it, 
by t-the two c-cownyews t-theweof, upon t-the two s-sides of it shawt t-thou make 
it; and they shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the staves to beaw it withaw. 

3-30:5 And t-thou shawt make t-the staves of shittim wood, and ovewway t-them 
with gowd. 

30:6 And t-thou shawt put it befowe t-the vaiw that is by t-the awk of t-the 
testimony, befowe t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat that is o-ovew t-the testimony, whewe I 
wiww meet with thee. 

30:7 And Aawon shaww buwn theweon sweet i-incense {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying: when he 
dwesseth t-the wamps, he shaww buwn i-incense upon it. 

30:8 And when Aawon wighteth t-the wamps a-at e-even, he shaww buwn i-incense 
upon it, a pewpetuaw i-incense befowe t-the WOWD (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw 
genyewations. 

(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 Ye shaww offew nyo s-stwange i-incense theweon, (=`ω´=) n-nyow buwnt sacwifice, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow meat offewing; nyeithew shaww ye p-pouw dwink offewing theweon. 

30:10 And Aawon shaww make an atonyement upon t-the howns of it o-once in a 
yeaw with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the sin offewing of atonyements: o-once in t-the 
yeaw shaww he make atonyement upon it (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations: it 
is most h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD. 

3-30:11 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 30:12 When t-thou takest 
t-the sum of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew aftew theiw nyumbew, t-then shaww they 
g-give {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a wansom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his souw u-unto t-the WOWD, when t-thou 
nyumbewest t-them; that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo pwague among t-them, when t-thou 
nyumbewest them. 

30:13 This they shaww give, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that passeth among t-them that awe 
nyumbewed, hawf a shekew aftew t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy: (a shekew 
is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty gewahs:) an hawf shekew shaww be t-the offewing of t-the WOWD. 

30:14 Evewy onye that passeth among t-them that awe nyumbewed, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
yeaws o-owd and above, shaww g-give an offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. 

30:15 The wich shaww nyot g-give m-mowe, and t-the poow shaww nyot g-give w-wess 
than hawf a shekew, when they g-give an offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, to make 
an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw souws. 

30:16 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the atonyement monyey of t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, and shawt appoint it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation; that it may be a memowiaw u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
befowe t-the WOWD, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw souws. 

30:17 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 30:18 T-Thou shawt awso 
make a wavew of b-bwass, and his foot awso of b-bwass, to w-wash withaw: and 
t-thou shawt put it b-between t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation and t-the 
awtaw, and t-thou shawt put w-watew thewein. 

3-30:19 Fow Aawon and his sons shaww w-wash theiw h-hands and theiw feet 
theweat: 30:20 When they go into t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, 
they shaww w-wash with watew, that they die n-nyot; ow when they come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
to t-the awtaw to minyistew, to buwn offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD: 
30:21 S-So they shaww w-wash theiw h-hands and theiw feet, that they die 
nyot: and it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew to t-them, even to him and to 
his seed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw genyewations. 

30:22 Moweovew t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3-30:23 Take t-thou awso 
u-unto thee pwincipaw spices, of puwe mywwh five hundwed shekews, and of 
sweet cinnyamon hawf so ^w^ m-much, even two hundwed and fifty shekews, and 
of sweet cawamus two hundwed and fifty shekews, 30:24 And of cassia 
five hundwed shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy, and of oiw 
owive an hin: 30:25 And t-thou shawt make it an oiw of h-howy ointment, an 
ointment compound aftew t-the awt of t-the apothecawy: it shaww be an h-howy 
anyointing oiw. 

30:26 And t-thou shawt anyoint t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation 
thewewith, and t-the awk of t-the testimony, 3-30:27 And t-the tabwe and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his vessews, and t-the c-candwestick and his vessews, and t-the awtaw of 
incense, 3-30:28 And t-the awtaw of buwnt offewing with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his vessews, 
and t-the wavew and his foot. 

30:29 And t-thou shawt sanctify t-them, that they may be most howy: 
whatsoevew toucheth t-them shaww be howy. 

3-30:30 And t-thou shawt anyoint Aawon and his ^-^ s-sons, and consecwate t-them, 
that they may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's office. 

3-30:31 And t-thou shawt speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, This 
shaww be an h-howy anyointing oiw u-unto m-me (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations. 

30:32 Upon man's fwesh shaww it nyot be pouwed, nyeithew shaww ye make 
any othew w-wike it, aftew t-the composition of i-it: it is howy, and it 
shaww be h-howy u-unto you. 

30:33 Whosoevew compoundeth any w-wike it, ow w-whosoevew putteth any of 
it upon a s-stwangew, shaww even be cut off fwom his peopwe. 

30:34 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Take u-unto thee sweet spices, 
stacte, and onycha, and gawbanyum; these sweet spices with puwe 
fwankincense: of each shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a w-wike w-weight: 3-30:35 And t-thou 
shawt make it a pewfume, a confection aftew t-the awt of t-the a-apothecawy, 
tempewed togethew, puwe and howy: 30:36 And t-thou shawt beat s-some of it 
vewy s-smaww, and put of it befowe t-the t-testimony in t-the tabewnyacwe of 
t-the congwegation, whewe I wiww meet with t-thee: it shaww be u-unto you 
most howy. 

30:37 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pewfume which t-thou shawt make, ye shaww nyot make 
to youwsewves a-accowding to t-the composition theweof: it shaww be u-unto 
thee h-howy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD. 

30:38 Whosoevew shaww make w-wike u-unto that, to s-smeww t-theweto, shaww 
even be cut off fwom his peopwe. 

31:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3-31:2 See, I have cawwed by 
nyame Bezaweew t-the son of Uwi, t-the son of H-Huw, of t-the twibe of Judah: 
31:3 And I have fiwwed him with t-the spiwit of G-God, in wisdom, and in 
u-undewstanding, and in knyowwedge, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of wowkmanship, 
3-31:4 To d-devise cunnying wowks, to wowk in gowd, and in s-siwvew, and in 
b-bwass, 31:5 And in cutting of stonyes, to s-set t-them, and in cawving of 
t-timbew, to wowk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of w-wowkmanship. 

31:6 And I, b-behowd, I have given with him A-Ahowiab, t-the son of 
Ahisamach, of t-the twibe of D-Dan: and in t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe wise 
{{ (>_<) }} h-heawted I have put wisdom, that they may make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have 
commanded thee; 31:7 The tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and t-the awk 
of t-the testimony, and t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat that is theweupon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
fuwnyituwe of t-the tabewnyacwe, 31:8 And t-the tabwe and his fuwnyituwe, and 
t-the puwe c-candwestick with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fuwnyituwe, and t-the awtaw of incense, 
31:9 And t-the awtaw of buwnt offewing with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fuwnyituwe, and t-the 
wavew and his foot, 31:10 And t-the cwoths of sewvice, and t-the h-howy 
gawments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon t-the pwiest, and t-the gawments of his ^-^ s-sons, to 
m-minyistew in t-the pwiest's office, 31:11 And t-the anyointing oiw, and 
sweet i-incense (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howy p-pwace: a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have 
commanded thee shaww they do. 

31:12 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, (^ω~) 3-31:13 Speak t-thou awso 
u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Vewiwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths ye shaww k-keep: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a (*´▽`*) s-sign b-between m-me and you (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations; that 
ye may knyow that I am t-the WOWD that doth sanctify you. 

31:14 Ye shaww keep t-the sabbath ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ t-thewefowe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is h-howy u-unto you: 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that defiweth it shaww suwewy be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-whosoevew 
doeth any wowk thewein, that souw shaww be cut off fwom among his 
peopwe. 

31:15 S-Six days may wowk be donye; but in t-the seventh is t-the sabbath of 
west, h-howy to t-the WOWD: w-whosoevew doeth any wowk in t-the sabbath day, 
he shaww suwewy be put to death. 

31:16 Whewefowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww keep t-the sabbath, to 
o-obsewve t-the sabbath (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw genyewations, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pewpetuaw 
covenyant. 

31:17 I-It is a (*´▽`*) s-sign b-between m-me and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
in six days t-the WOWD m-made heaven and eawth, and on t-the seventh day he 
wested, and w-was wefweshed. 

31:18 And he gave u-unto Moses, when he h-had m-made an end of communying 
with him upon mount S-Sinyai, two tabwes of testimony, tabwes of stonye, 
wwitten with t-the f-fingew of God. 

32:1 And when t-the peopwe saw that Moses dewayed to come down out of 
t-the mount, t-the peopwe gathewed themsewves togethew u-unto Aawon, and 
said u-unto him, Up, make us gods, which shaww go befowe us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
this Moses, t-the man that b-bwought us up out of t-the wand of Egypt, we 
wot nyot what is become of h-him. 

32:2 And Aawon said u-unto t-them, Bweak off t-the gowden eawwings, which 
awe in t-the eaws of youw wives, of youw ^-^ s-sons, and of youw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, 
and bwing t-them u-unto me. 

3-32:3 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe bwake off t-the gowden eawwings which wewe in 
theiw eaws, and b-bwought t-them u-unto Aawon. 

3-32:4 And he weceived t-them a-at theiw hand, and fashionyed it with a 
gwaving t-toow, aftew he h-had m-made it a mowten cawf: and they said, These 
be thy gods, O-O I-Iswaew, which b-bwought thee up out of t-the wand of Egypt. 

3-32:5 And when Aawon saw it, he b-buiwt an awtaw befowe it; and Aawon 
m-made pwocwamation, and said, To mowwow is a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast to t-the WOWD. 

32:6 And they w-wose up eawwy on t-the mowwow, and offewed buwnt 
offewings, and b-bwought peace offewings; and t-the peopwe sat down to e-eat 
and to dwink, and w-wose up to p-pway. 

(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Go, get thee down; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy p-peopwe, 
which t-thou b-bwoughtest out of t-the wand of Egypt, have c-cowwupted 
themsewves: 3-32:8 They have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside quickwy out of t-the w-way which I 
commanded (=`ω´=) t-them: they have m-made t-them a mowten cawf, and have w-wowshipped 
it, and have sacwificed theweunto, and said, These be thy gods, O-O 
I-Iswaew, which have b-bwought thee up out of t-the wand of Egypt. 

32:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, I have s-seen this p-peopwe, and, 
b-behowd, it is a stiffnyecked peopwe: 32:10 Nyow thewefowe wet m-me awonye, 
that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath may wax hot against t-them, and that I may consume (=`ω´=) t-them: 
and I wiww make of thee a gweat n-nyation. 

32:11 And Moses besought t-the WOWD his G-God, and said, WOWD, why doth 
thy wwath wax hot against thy p-peopwe, which t-thou hast b-bwought fowth 
out of t-the wand of Egypt with gweat p-powew, and with a mighty hand? 
32:12 Whewefowe shouwd t-the Egyptians speak, and say, Fow mischief did 
he bwing t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them in t-the mountains, and to consume t-them 
fwom t-the f-face of t-the eawth? T-Tuwn fwom thy fiewce wwath, and w-wepent of 
this eviw against thy peopwe. 

32:13 Wemembew A-Abwaham, Isaac, and I-Iswaew, thy sewvants, to whom t-thou 
swawest by thinye own sewf, and s-saidst u-unto t-them, I wiww m-muwtipwy youw 
seed as t-the staws of heaven, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this wand that I have spoken of 
wiww I g-give u-unto youw seed, and they shaww i-inhewit it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

(＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 And t-the WOWD wepented of t-the eviw which he thought to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto 
his peopwe. 

32:15 And Moses tuwnyed, and went down fwom t-the mount, and t-the two 
tabwes of t-the t-testimony wewe in his hand: t-the tabwes wewe wwitten on 
both theiw sides; on t-the onye side and on t-the othew wewe they w-wwitten. 

3-32:16 And t-the tabwes wewe t-the wowk of G-God, and t-the w-wwiting w-was t-the 
w-wwiting of G-God, gwaven upon t-the tabwes. 

3-32:17 And when Joshua heawd t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the peopwe as they shouted, 
he said u-unto Moses, Thewe is a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of waw in t-the camp. 

3-32:18 And he said, I-It is nyot t-the voice of t-them that shout (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mastewy, 
nyeithew is it t-the voice of t-them that (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow being ovewcome: but t-the 
(＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-them that sing (^-^*)/ d-do I heaw. 

32:19 And it came to pass, as soon as he came nyigh u-unto t-the camp, that 
he saw t-the cawf, and t-the dancing: and Moses' angew (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed hot, and he 
cast t-the tabwes out of his hands, and bwake t-them benyeath t-the mount. 

3-32:20 And he took t-the cawf which they h-had made, and buwnt it in t-the 
f-fiwe, and (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound it to powdew, and s-stwawed it upon t-the watew, and m-made 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew dwink of it. 

3-32:21 And Moses said u-unto Aawon, What did this peopwe u-unto thee, that 
t-thou hast b-bwought so gweat a sin upon them? 32:22 And Aawon said, Wet 
nyot t-the angew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd wax h-hot: t-thou k-knyowest t-the p-peopwe, that they 
awe s-set on mischief. 

32:23 Fow they said u-unto me, Make us gods, which shaww go befowe us: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this Moses, t-the man that b-bwought us up out of t-the wand of 
Egypt, we wot nyot what is become of h-him. 

3-32:24 And I said u-unto t-them, Whosoevew hath any gowd, wet t-them bweak it 
off. S-So they gave it me: t-then I cast it into t-the f-fiwe, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came 
out this c-cawf. 

3-32:25 And when Moses saw that t-the peopwe wewe nyaked; (fow Aawon h-had 
m-made t-them nyaked u-unto theiw shame among theiw enyemies:) 32:26 T-Then 
Moses s-stood in t-the gate of t-the camp, and said, Who is on t-the WOWD's 
side? wet him come u-unto me. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons of Wevi gathewed 
themsewves togethew u-unto h-him. 

32:27 And he said u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Put 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his s-swowd by his side, and go in and out fwom gate to gate 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the camp, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his bwothew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his 
c-companyion, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his nyeighbouw. 

32:28 And t-the chiwdwen of Wevi did a-accowding to t-the wowd of Moses: and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww of t-the peopwe that day about thwee t-thousand m-men. 

32:29 Fow Moses h-had said, Consecwate youwsewves today to t-the WOWD, 
even {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man upon his son, and upon his bwothew; that he may bestow 
upon you a bwessing this d-day. 

32:30 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that Moses said u-unto t-the 
p-peopwe, Ye have sinnyed a gweat (*°▽°*) s-sin: and nyow I wiww go up u-unto t-the 
WOWD; pewadventuwe I shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sin. 

3-32:31 And Moses wetuwnyed u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, O-Oh, this peopwe have 
sinnyed a gweat sin, and have m-made t-them gods of gowd. 

32:32 Y-Yet n-nyow, if t-thou wiwt fowgive theiw sin--; and if nyot, bwot me, 
I p-pway thee, out of thy book which t-thou hast w-wwitten. 

32:33 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Whosoevew hath sinnyed against me, 
him wiww I bwot out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my book. 

32:34 Thewefowe nyow go, wead t-the peopwe u-unto t-the pwace of which I have 
spoken u-unto t-thee: b-behowd, minye ต(=ω=)ต A-Angew shaww go befowe t-thee: 
nyevewthewess in t-the day when I v-visit I wiww v-visit theiw sin upon them. 

32:35 And t-the WOWD (*≧ω≦*) p-pwagued t-the p-peopwe, because they m-made t-the cawf, 
which Aawon made. 

3-33:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Depawt, and go up hence, t-thou and 
t-the peopwe which t-thou hast b-bwought up out of t-the wand of Egypt, u-unto 
t-the wand which I swawe u-unto A-Abwaham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, s-saying, 
Unto thy seed wiww I g-give i-it: 33:2 And I wiww send an angew befowe 
thee; and I wiww dwive out t-the Canyaanyite, t-the Amowite, and t-the 
Hittite, and t-the Pewizzite, t-the ~(>_<~) H-Hivite, and t-the Jebusite: 33:3 Unto a 
wand fwowing with miwk and honyey: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot go up in t-the m-midst of 
thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt a stiffnyecked peopwe: west I consume thee in t-the 
way. 

33:4 And when t-the peopwe heawd these eviw tidings, they mouwnyed: and 
nyo man did put on him his ownyaments. 

3-33:5 Fow t-the WOWD h-had said u-unto Moses, Say u-unto t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, Ye awe a stiffnyecked peopwe: I wiww come up into t-the m-midst of 
thee in a moment, and consume t-thee: thewefowe nyow put off thy 
ownyaments fwom thee, that I may knyow what to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee. 

33:6 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped themsewves of theiw ownyaments 
by t-the mount Howeb. 

33:7 And Moses took t-the tabewnyacwe, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched it without t-the camp, 
afaw off fwom t-the camp, and cawwed it t-the Tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation. And it came to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye which sought t-the 
WOWD went out u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, which w-was 
without t-the camp. 

3-33:8 And it came to pass, when Moses went out u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe, 
that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe w-wose up, and s-stood {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-at his >_> t-tent d-doow, and 
wooked aftew Moses, untiw he w-was gonye into t-the tabewnyacwe. 

33:9 And it came to pass, as Moses entewed into t-the tabewnyacwe, t-the 
cwoudy piwwaw d-descended, and s-stood a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe, and 
t-the Wowd t-tawked with M-Moses. 

33:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe saw t-the cwoudy piwwaw stand a-at t-the tabewnyacwe 
doow: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe w-wose up and wowshipped, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his >_> t-tent 
d-doow. 

33:11 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses f-face to face, as a man s-speaketh 
u-unto his f-fwiend. And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again into t-the camp: but his sewvant 
Joshua, t-the son of Nyun, a young ^.^ m-man, depawted nyot out of t-the 
tabewnyacwe. 

33:12 And Moses said u-unto t-the WOWD, See, t-thou sayest u-unto me, Bwing up 
this peopwe: and t-thou hast nyot wet m-me knyow whom t-thou wiwt send with 
me. Y-Yet t-thou hast said, I knyow thee by nyame, and t-thou hast awso f-found 
gwace in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. 

33:13 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, if I have f-found gwace in thy s-sight, 
s-shew m-me nyow thy way, that I may knyow thee, that I may f-find gwace in 
thy sight: and considew that this nyation is thy peopwe. 

33:14 And he said, My pwesence shaww go with thee, and I wiww g-give 
thee w-west. 

33:15 And he said u-unto him, If thy pwesence go nyot with me, cawwy us 
nyot up hence. 

3-33:16 Fow whewein shaww it be knyown hewe that I and thy peopwe have 
f-found gwace in thy s-sight? is it nyot in that t-thou goest with us? so 
shaww we be sepawated, I and thy p-peopwe, fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that awe 
upon t-the f-face of t-the eawth. 

33:17 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing awso that 
t-thou hast spoken: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast f-found gwace in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, and I knyow 
thee by nyame. 

33:18 And he said, I b-beseech thee, s-shew m-me thy gwowy. 

33:19 And he said, I wiww make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goodnyess pass befowe thee, and I 
wiww pwocwaim t-the nyame of t-the WOWD befowe thee; and wiww be gwacious 
to whom I wiww be g-gwacious, and wiww s-shew (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on whom I wiww s-shew 
mewcy. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 And he said, T-Thou c-canst nyot s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo man 
s-see me, and w-wive. 

33:21 And t-the WOWD said, Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a pwace by me, and t-thou 
shawt stand upon a w-wock: 3-33:22 And it shaww come to pass, whiwe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
gwowy passeth by, that I wiww put thee in a cwift of t-the wock, and 
wiww covew thee with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand whiwe I pass by: 33:23 And I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take 
away minye hand, and t-thou shawt s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my back pawts: but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face shaww 
nyot be (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. 

34:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, H-Hew thee two tabwes of stonye w-wike 
u-unto t-the fiwst: and I wiww wwite upon these tabwes t-the w-wowds that wewe 
in t-the fiwst tabwes, which t-thou bwakest. 

34:2 And be weady in t-the m-mownying, and come up in t-the mownying u-unto 
mount S-Sinyai, and pwesent t-thysewf (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to m-me in t-the top of t-the mount. 

34:3 And nyo man shaww come up with thee, nyeithew wet any man be s-seen 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mount; nyeithew wet t-the f-fwocks (=`ω´=) n-nyow hewds feed befowe 
that mount. 

(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 And he hewed two tabwes of stonye w-wike u-unto t-the fiwst; and Moses 
w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and went up u-unto mount S-Sinyai, as t-the 
WOWD h-had commanded him, and took in his hand t-the two tabwes of stonye. 

34:5 And t-the WOWD descended in t-the c-cwoud, and s-stood with him thewe, 
and pwocwaimed t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. 

34:6 And t-the WOWD passed by befowe him, and pwocwaimed, The WOWD, The 
WOWD G-God, m-mewcifuw and g-gwacious, wongsuffewing, and abundant in 
goodnyess and twuth, 34:7 Keeping (´-ω-`) m-mewcy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thousands, fowgiving 
i-inyiquity and twansgwession and sin, and that wiww by nyo means ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw 
t-the guiwty; ＼(≧▽≦)／ v-visiting t-the i-inyiquity of t-the f-fathews upon t-the c-chiwdwen, 
and upon t-the c-chiwdwen's c-chiwdwen, u-unto t-the thiwd and to t-the fouwth 
genyewation. 

3-34:8 And Moses m-made haste, and b-bowed his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head towawd t-the eawth, and 
wowshipped. 

34:9 And he said, If nyow I have f-found gwace in thy s-sight, O-O WOWD, wet 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my WOWD, I p-pway thee, go among us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a stiffnyecked peopwe; and 
pawdon ouw i-inyiquity and ouw sin, and o(>ω<)o t-take us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye inhewitance. 

34:10 And he said, Behowd, I make a covenyant: befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy peopwe I 
wiww (^-^*)/ d-do mawvews, such as have nyot b-been donye in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in 
any (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe among which t-thou awt shaww s-see t-the wowk 
of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a t-tewwibwe t-thing that I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do with thee. 

34:11 Obsewve t-thou that which I command thee this day: b-behowd, I dwive 
out befowe thee t-the Amowite, and t-the Canyaanyite, and t-the Hittite, and 
t-the Pewizzite, and t-the ~(>_<~) H-Hivite, and t-the Jebusite. 

34:12 Take heed to xDD t-thysewf, west t-thou make a c-covenyant with t-the 
i-inhabitants of t-the wand whithew t-thou goest, west it be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a snyawe in 
t-the m-midst of t-thee: 34:13 But ye shaww d-destwoy theiw awtaws, bweak 
theiw images, and cut down theiw gwoves: 34:14 Fow t-thou shawt w-wowship 
nyo othew god: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, whose nyame is Jeawous, is a jeawous G-God: 
3-34:15 West t-thou make a c-covenyant with t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, and 
they go a whowing aftew theiw gods, and (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice u-unto theiw gods, 
and onye caww thee, and t-thou e-eat of his sacwifice; 34:16 And t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take 
of theiw daughtews u-unto thy ^-^ s-sons, and theiw daughtews go a whowing 
aftew theiw gods, and make thy sons go a whowing aftew theiw gods. 

34:17 T-Thou shawt make thee nyo mowten gods. 

34:18 The (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead shawt t-thou keep. Seven days t-thou 
shawt e-eat unweavenyed bwead, as I commanded thee, in t-the time of t-the 
month Abib: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the month Abib t-thou camest out fwom Egypt. 

34:19 Aww that openyeth t-the m-matwix is minye; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fiwstwing among 
thy cattwe, whethew (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow sheep, that is m-mawe. 

34:20 But t-the fiwstwing of an a-ass t-thou shawt wedeem with a wamb: and 
if t-thou wedeem him nyot, t-then shawt t-thou bweak his nyeck. Aww t-the 
fiwstbown of thy sons t-thou shawt w-wedeem. And nyonye shaww appeaw befowe 
m-me empty. 

3-34:21 S-Six days t-thou shawt wowk, but on t-the seventh day t-thou shawt 
west: in eawing time and in hawvest t-thou shawt w-west. 

3-34:22 And t-thou shawt o-obsewve t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of w-weeks, of t-the fiwstfwuits of 
wheat hawvest, and t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of ingathewing a-at t-the yeaw's end. 

3-34:23 T-Thwice in t-the yeaw shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw menchiwdwen appeaw befowe t-the 
WOWD G-God, t-the God of Iswaew. 

34:24 Fow I wiww cast out t-the nyations befowe thee, and enwawge thy 
b-bowdews: nyeithew shaww any man d-desiwe thy wand, when t-thou shawt go up 
to appeaw befowe t-the WOWD thy God ^w^ t-thwice in t-the y-yeaw. 

3-34:25 T-Thou shawt nyot offew t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sacwifice with weaven; 
nyeithew shaww t-the sacwifice of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the passovew be weft u-unto 
t-the mownying. 

34:26 The fiwst of t-the fiwstfwuits of thy wand t-thou shawt bwing u-unto 
t-the house of t-the WOWD thy God. T-Thou shawt nyot seethe a kid in his 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's miwk. 

34:27 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Wwite t-thou these wowds: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow aftew 
t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ t-tenyow of these w-wowds I have m-made a c-covenyant with thee and with 
Iswaew. 

3-34:28 And he w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with t-the WOWD f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights; he 
did nyeithew e-eat bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink watew. And he wwote upon t-the tabwes 
t-the w-wowds of t-the c-covenyant, t-the t-ten commandments. 

34:29 And it came to pass, when Moses came down fwom mount (;;;*_*) S-Sinyai with 
t-the two tabwes of t-testimony in Moses' hand, when he came down fwom t-the 
mount, that Moses w-wist nyot that t-the skin of his f-face shonye whiwe he 
t-tawked with h-him. 

34:30 And when Aawon and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew saw Moses, b-behowd, 
t-the skin of his f-face shonye; and they wewe afwaid to come nyigh h-him. 

34:31 And Moses cawwed u-unto t-them; and Aawon and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwews of t-the 
c-congwegation wetuwnyed u-unto him: and Moses t-tawked with them. 

34:32 And aftewwawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew came nyigh: and he gave 
t-them in commandment (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD h-had spoken with him in mount 
Sinyai. 

3-34:33 And tiww Moses h-had donye speaking with t-them, he put a vaiw on his 
(￣ω￣) f-face. 

34:34 But when Moses went in befowe t-the WOWD to speak with him, he 
took t-the vaiw off, untiw he came ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. And he came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and spake u-unto 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew that which he w-was c-commanded. 

34:35 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew saw t-the f-face of Moses, that t-the skin 
of Moses' f-face shonye: and Moses put t-the vaiw upon his f-face again, 
untiw he went in to speak with h-him. 

35:1 And Moses gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
togethew, and said u-unto t-them, These awe t-the w-wowds which t-the WOWD hath 
commanded, that ye shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do them. 

35:2 S-Six days shaww wowk be donye, but on t-the seventh day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww 
be to you an h-howy day, a sabbath of w-west to t-the WOWD: w-whosoevew doeth 
wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww be put to death. 

35:3 Ye shaww kindwe nyo fiwe (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw habitations upon t-the 
sabbath d-day. 

35:4 And Moses spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, s-saying, This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD commanded, s-saying, 
35:5 Take ye fwom among you an offewing u-unto t-the WOWD: w-whosoevew is of 
a wiwwing heawt, wet him bwing it, an offewing of t-the WOWD; gowd, and 
s-siwvew, and b-bwass, 3-35:6 And bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye 
winyen, and goats' haiw, 35:7 And w-wams' skins dyed wed, and badgews' 
skins, and shittim wood, 3-35:8 And oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight, and spices (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
anyointing oiw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sweet incense, 3-35:9 And onyx stonyes, and 
s-stonyes to be s-set (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ephod, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-bweastpwate. 

35:10 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wise {{ (>_<) }} h-heawted among you shaww come, and make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
t-the WOWD hath commanded; 3-35:11 The tabewnyacwe, his tent, and his 
covewing, his taches, and his ^-^ b-boawds, his baws, his piwwaws, and his 
sockets, 35:12 The awk, and t-the staves t-theweof, with t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy s-seat, 
and t-the vaiw of t-the covewing, 3-35:13 The tabwe, and his s-staves, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his vessews, and t-the shewbwead, 35:14 The c-candwestick awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wight, and his fuwnyituwe, and his wamps, with t-the oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight, 
35:15 And t-the i-incense awtaw, and his s-staves, and t-the anyointing oiw, 
and t-the sweet incense, and t-the hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow a-at t-the entewing in 
of t-the tabewnyacwe, UwU 3-35:16 The awtaw of buwnt o-offewing, with his bwasen 
g-gwate, his s-staves, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his vessews, t-the wavew and his foot, 35:17 
The hangings of t-the couwt, his piwwaws, and theiw sockets, and t-the 
hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow of t-the couwt, 35:18 The p-pins of t-the tabewnyacwe, 
and t-the p-pins of t-the couwt, and theiw c-cowds, ^w^ 3-35:19 The cwoths of 
sewvice, to (^-^*)/ d-do sewvice in t-the h-howy pwace, t-the h-howy gawments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon 
t-the pwiest, and t-the gawments of his ^-^ s-sons, to m-minyistew in t-the pwiest's 
office. 

35:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew depawted fwom 
t-the pwesence of M-Moses. 

35:21 And they came, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye whose heawt stiwwed him up, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye whom his spiwit m-made w-wiwwing, and they b-bwought t-the WOWD's offewing 
to t-the wowk of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
sewvice, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howy (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. 

3-35:22 And they came, both men and (*°▽°*) w-women, as many as wewe wiwwing 
heawted, and b-bwought bwacewets, and eawwings, and wings, and tabwets, 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww jewews of gowd: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that offewed offewed an offewing of 
gowd u-unto t-the WOWD. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 3-35:23 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, with whom w-was f-found bwue, and puwpwe, and 
scawwet, and finye winyen, and goats' haiw, and (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed skins of wams, and 
badgews' skins, b-bwought them. 

35:24 Evewy onye that did offew an offewing of s-siwvew and bwass b-bwought 
t-the WOWD's o-offewing: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, with whom w-was f-found shittim w-wood 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any wowk of t-the sewvice, b-bwought it. 

35:25 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women that wewe wise {{ (>_<) }} h-heawted did spin with theiw 
hands, and b-bwought that which they h-had spun, both of bwue, and of 
puwpwe, and of scawwet, and of finye winyen. 

35:26 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women whose heawt stiwwed t-them up in wisdom spun 
goats' h-haiw. 

35:27 And t-the wuwews b-bwought onyx stonyes, and s-stonyes to be set, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the ephod, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-bweastpwate; 35:28 And spice, and oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wight, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the anyointing oiw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sweet incense. 

3-35:29 The chiwdwen of Iswaew b-bwought a wiwwing offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man and woman, whose heawt m-made t-them wiwwing to bwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
m-mannyew of wowk, which t-the WOWD h-had commanded to be m-made by t-the hand of 
M-Moses. 

3-35:30 And Moses said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, See, t-the WOWD hath 
cawwed by nyame Bezaweew t-the son of Uwi, t-the son of H-Huw, of t-the twibe 
of Judah; 3-35:31 And he hath fiwwed him with t-the spiwit of G-God, in 
wisdom, in u-undewstanding, and in knyowwedge, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of 
wowkmanship; x3 3-35:32 And to d-devise c-cuwious wowks, to wowk in gowd, and 
in s-siwvew, and in b-bwass, 35:33 And in t-the cutting of stonyes, to s-set 
t-them, and in cawving of wood, to make any m-mannyew of cunnying wowk. 

35:34 And he hath put in his heawt that he may teach, both he, and 
A-Ahowiab, t-the son of Ahisamach, of t-the twibe of Dan. 

35:35 Them hath he fiwwed with wisdom of heawt, to wowk (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of 
wowk, of t-the engwavew, and of t-the cunnying (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wowkman, and of t-the 
embwoidewew, in bwue, and in puwpwe, in scawwet, and in finye winyen, 
and of t-the weavew, even of t-them that (^-^*)/ d-do any wowk, and of those that 
d-devise cunnying wowk. 

36:1 T-Then wwought Bezaweew and A-Ahowiab, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wise {{ (>_<) }} h-heawted ^.^ m-man, in 
whom t-the WOWD put wisdom and undewstanding to knyow how to wowk (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
m-mannyew of wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the s-sanctuawy, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
t-the WOWD h-had c-commanded. 

3-36:2 And Moses cawwed Bezaweew and A-Ahowiab, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wise {{ (>_<) }} h-heawted 
^.^ m-man, in whose heawt t-the WOWD h-had put wisdom, even {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye whose 
heawt stiwwed him up to come u-unto t-the wowk to (^-^*)/ d-do i-it: 36:3 And they 
weceived of Moses (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the o-offewing, which t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew h-had 
b-bwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk of t-the sewvice of t-the s-sanctuawy, to make it 
withaw. And they b-bwought (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet u-unto him fwee offewings {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying. 

36:4 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wise men, that wwought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of t-the s-sanctuawy, 
came {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom his wowk which they m-made; 3-36:5 And they spake u-unto 
Moses, s-saying, The peopwe bwing m-much mowe than e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice 
of t-the wowk, which t-the WOWD commanded to make. 

36:6 And Moses gave c-commandment, and they caused it to be pwocwaimed 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the camp, s-saying, Wet nyeithew man (=`ω´=) n-nyow woman make any mowe 
wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the offewing of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. S-So t-the peopwe wewe westwainyed 
fwom bwinging. 

36:7 Fow t-the stuff they h-had w-was sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk to make 
it, and too much. 

36:8 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wise {{ (>_<) }} h-heawted man among t-them that wwought t-the wowk of 
t-the tabewnyacwe m-made t-ten cuwtains of finye twinyed winyen, and bwue, and 
puwpwe, and scawwet: with (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of cunnying wowk m-made he them. 

36:9 The wength of onye cuwtain w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight c-cubits, and t-the 
bweadth of onye cuwtain fouw (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: t-the cuwtains wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of onye size. 

36:10 And he (o･ω･o) c-coupwed t-the five cuwtains onye u-unto anyothew: and t-the othew 
five cuwtains he (o･ω･o) c-coupwed onye u-unto anyothew. 

36:11 And he m-made woops of bwue on t-the edge of onye cuwtain fwom t-the 
sewvedge in t-the coupwing: wikewise he m-made in t-the uttewmost side of 
anyothew c-cuwtain, in t-the coupwing of t-the second. 

36:12 Fifty woops m-made he in onye c-cuwtain, and fifty woops m-made he in 
t-the edge of t-the cuwtain which w-was in t-the coupwing of t-the s-second: t-the 
woops hewd onye cuwtain to anyothew. 

3-36:13 And he m-made fifty taches of gowd, and (o･ω･o) c-coupwed t-the cuwtains onye 
u-unto anyothew with t-the taches: so it became onye tabewnyacwe. 

36:14 And he m-made cuwtains of goats' haiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the >_> t-tent o-ovew t-the 
tabewnyacwe: eweven cuwtains he m-made them. 

36:15 The wength of onye cuwtain w-was thiwty c-cubits, and fouw cubits w-was 
t-the bweadth of onye cuwtain: t-the eweven cuwtains wewe of onye size. 

36:16 And he (o･ω･o) c-coupwed five cuwtains by themsewves, and six cuwtains by 
themsewves. 

36:17 And he m-made fifty woops upon t-the uttewmost edge of t-the cuwtain 
in t-the c-coupwing, and fifty woops m-made he upon t-the edge of t-the cuwtain 
which (＾▽＾') *screams* c-coupweth t-the second. 

36:18 And he m-made fifty taches of bwass to coupwe t-the >_> t-tent togethew, 
that it m-might be onye. 

36:19 And he m-made a covewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the >_> t-tent of w-wams' skins dyed wed, and 
a covewing of badgews' skins a-above that. 

36:20 And he m-made (☆▽☆) b-boawds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe of shittim wood, standing 
(＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

36:21 The wength of a b-boawd w-was t-ten c-cubits, and t-the bweadth of a b-boawd 
onye c-cubit and a hawf. 

3-36:22 Onye b-boawd h-had two tenyons, e-equawwy d-distant onye fwom anyothew: thus 
did he make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the tabewnyacwe. 

36:23 And he m-made (☆▽☆) b-boawds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe; ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty (☆▽☆) b-boawds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
south side s-southwawd: 36:24 And f-fowty sockets of s-siwvew he m-made undew 
t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty boawds; two sockets undew onye b-boawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his two tenyons, and 
two sockets undew anyothew b-boawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his two tenyons. 

36:25 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the othew side of t-the tabewnyacwe, which is towawd t-the 
nyowth cownyew, he m-made ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ^-^ b-boawds, 36:26 And theiw f-fowty sockets of 
s-siwvew; two sockets undew onye boawd, and two sockets undew anyothew 
b-boawd. 

36:27 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sides of t-the tabewnyacwe westwawd he m-made six b-boawds. 

36:28 And two (☆▽☆) b-boawds m-made he (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cownyews of t-the tabewnyacwe in t-the 
two sides. 

(/ =ω=)/ 3-36:29 And they wewe (o･ω･o) c-coupwed benyeath, and (o･ω･o) c-coupwed togethew a-at t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head 
t-theweof, to onye wing: thus he did to both of t-them in both t-the cownyews. 

36:30 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe eight boawds; and theiw sockets wewe sixteen 
sockets of s-siwvew, undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy b-boawd two sockets. 

36:31 And he m-made baws of shittim wood; five (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the onye 
side of t-the tabewnyacwe, 36:32 And five baws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the 
othew side of t-the tabewnyacwe, and five baws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the 
tabewnyacwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sides westwawd. 

36:33 And he m-made t-the middwe baw to shoot thwough t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds fwom t-the 
onye end to t-the o-othew. 

36:34 And he ovewwaid t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds with gowd, and m-made theiw w-wings of 
gowd to be pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the baws, and ovewwaid t-the baws with gowd. 

36:35 And he m-made a vaiw of bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye 
twinyed winyen: with (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims m-made he it of cunnying wowk. 

36:36 And he m-made theweunto fouw piwwaws of shittim wood, and ovewwaid 
t-them with gowd: theiw hooks wewe of gowd; and he cast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them fouw 
sockets of siwvew. 

36:37 And he m-made an hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe doow of bwue, and 
puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen, of nyeedwewowk; 36:38 And 
t-the five piwwaws of it with theiw h-hooks: and he ovewwaid theiw 
chapitews and theiw f-fiwwets with gowd: but theiw five sockets wewe of 
b-bwass. 

37:1 And Bezaweew m-made t-the awk of shittim w-wood: two cubits and a hawf 
w-was t-the wength of it, and a c-cubit and a hawf t-the bweadth of it, and a 
c-cubit and a hawf t-the height of i-it: 37:2 And he ovewwaid it with puwe 
gowd within and without, and m-made a cwown of gowd to it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

3-37:3 And he cast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it fouw w-wings of gowd, to be s-set by t-the fouw 
c-cownyews of it; even two w-wings upon t-the onye side of it, and two w-wings 
upon t-the othew side of it. 

37:4 And he m-made staves of shittim wood, and ovewwaid t-them with gowd. 

37:5 And he put t-the staves into t-the w-wings by t-the s-sides of t-the awk, to 
beaw t-the awk. 

37:6 And he m-made t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat of puwe gowd: two cubits and a hawf 
w-was t-the wength t-theweof, and onye c-cubit and a hawf t-the bweadth t-theweof. 

37:7 And he m-made two (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of gowd, beaten out of onye piece m-made 
he t-them, on t-the two ends of t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat; 37:8 Onye chewub on t-the end 
on this side, and anyothew chewub on t-the othew end on that s-side: out of 
t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat m-made he t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims on t-the two ends t-theweof. 

37:9 And t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims spwead out theiw w-wings on high, and covewed 
with theiw w-wings o-ovew t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy s-seat, with theiw faces onye to anyothew; 
even to t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy (つ✧ω✧)つ s-seatwawd wewe t-the faces of t-the chewubims. 

37:10 And he m-made t-the tabwe of shittim w-wood: two cubits w-was t-the wength 
t-theweof, and a c-cubit t-the bweadth t-theweof, and a c-cubit and a hawf t-the 
height theweof: 37:11 And he ovewwaid it with puwe gowd, and m-made 
theweunto a cwown of gowd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

37:12 Awso he m-made theweunto a bowdew of an handbweadth (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; 
and m-made a cwown of gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bowdew theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

37:13 And he cast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it fouw w-wings of gowd, and put t-the w-wings upon 
t-the fouw c-cownyews that wewe in t-the fouw feet t-theweof. 

3-37:14 O-Ovew against t-the bowdew wewe t-the wings, t-the pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
staves to beaw t-the tabwe. 

3-37:15 And he m-made t-the staves of shittim wood, and ovewwaid t-them with 
gowd, to beaw t-the tabwe. 

37:16 And he m-made t-the vessews which wewe upon t-the tabwe, his dishes, 
and his spoons, and his bowws, and his covews to covew withaw, of puwe 
gowd. 

37:17 And he m-made t-the c-candwestick of puwe gowd: of beaten wowk m-made he 
t-the candwestick; his shaft, and his b-bwanch, his bowws, his knyops, and 
his fwowews, wewe of t-the same: 37:18 And six bwanches g-going out of t-the 
s-sides t-theweof; thwee bwanches of t-the c-candwestick out of t-the onye side 
t-theweof, and thwee bwanches of t-the c-candwestick out of t-the othew side 
theweof: 37:19 Thwee bowws m-made aftew t-the fashion of awmonds in onye 
b-bwanch, a knyop and a fwowew; and thwee bowws m-made w-wike awmonds in 
anyothew b-bwanch, a knyop and a fwowew: so (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the six bwanches 
g-going out of t-the candwestick. 

37:20 And in t-the c-candwestick wewe fouw bowws m-made w-wike awmonds, his 
knyops, and his fwowews: 3-37:21 And a knyop undew two bwanches of t-the 
s-same, and a knyop undew two bwanches of t-the s-same, and a knyop undew two 
bwanches of t-the s-same, a-accowding to t-the six bwanches g-going out of it. 

37:22 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw knyops and theiw bwanches wewe of t-the same: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of it w-was 
onye beaten wowk of puwe gowd. 

37:23 And he m-made his seven wamps, and his snyuffews, and his 
snyuffdishes, of puwe gowd. 

37:24 O-Of a tawent of puwe gowd m-made he it, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews 
t-theweof. 

37:25 And he m-made t-the i-incense awtaw of shittim w-wood: t-the wength of it 
w-was a cubit, and t-the bweadth of it a c-cubit; it w-was f-fouwsquawe; and two 
cubits w-was t-the height of it; t-the howns theweof wewe of t-the same. 

37:26 And he ovewwaid it with puwe gowd, both t-the top of it, and t-the 
s-sides theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and t-the howns of i-it: awso he m-made u-unto it a 
cwown of gowd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

3-37:27 And he m-made two w-wings of gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it undew t-the cwown t-theweof, by 
t-the two c-cownyews of it, upon t-the two s-sides t-theweof, to be pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the staves to beaw it withaw. 

37:28 And he m-made t-the staves of shittim wood, and ovewwaid t-them with 
gowd. 

37:29 And he m-made t-the h-howy anyointing oiw, and t-the puwe i-incense of 
sweet spices, a-accowding to t-the wowk of t-the apothecawy. 

38:1 And he m-made t-the awtaw of buwnt offewing of shittim w-wood: five 
cubits w-was t-the wength t-theweof, and five cubits t-the bweadth t-theweof; it 
w-was f-fouwsquawe; and thwee cubits t-the height t-theweof. 

38:2 And he m-made t-the howns theweof on t-the fouw c-cownyews of it; t-the 
howns theweof wewe of t-the same: and he ovewwaid it with b-bwass. 

＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 And he m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of t-the awtaw, t-the pots, and t-the 
shovews, and t-the basons, and t-the fweshhooks, and t-the fiwepans: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
vessews theweof m-made he of b-bwass. 

3-38:4 And he m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awtaw a bwasen g-gwate of (＃￣ω￣) n-nyetwowk undew t-the 
compass theweof benyeath u-unto t-the m-midst of it. 

3-38:5 And he cast fouw w-wings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fouw ends of t-the g-gwate of b-bwass, 
to be pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the staves. 

38:6 And he m-made t-the staves of shittim wood, and ovewwaid t-them with 
b-bwass. 

38:7 And he put t-the staves into t-the w-wings on t-the s-sides of t-the awtaw, 
to beaw it withaw; he m-made t-the awtaw howwow with b-boawds. 

(o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 And he m-made t-the wavew of b-bwass, and t-the foot of it of b-bwass, of 
t-the w-wookinggwasses of t-the w-women a-assembwing, which assembwed a-at t-the 
doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

38:9 And he m-made t-the couwt: on t-the south side southwawd t-the hangings 
of t-the couwt wewe of finye twinyed winyen, an hundwed (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: 3-38:10 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw 
piwwaws wewe twenty, and theiw bwasen sockets twenty; t-the hooks of t-the 
piwwaws and theiw f-fiwwets wewe of siwvew. 

38:11 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyowth side t-the hangings wewe an hundwed c-cubits, 
theiw piwwaws wewe twenty, and theiw sockets of bwass twenty; t-the 
hooks of t-the piwwaws and theiw f-fiwwets of siwvew. 

3-38:12 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the west side wewe hangings of fifty c-cubits, theiw 
piwwaws ten, and theiw sockets ten; t-the hooks of t-the piwwaws and theiw 
f-fiwwets of siwvew. 

♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the east side eastwawd fifty cubits. 

38:14 The hangings of t-the onye side of t-the gate wewe f-fifteen c-cubits; 
theiw piwwaws thwee, and theiw sockets thwee. 

38:15 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the othew side of t-the couwt gate, on this hand and that 
hand, wewe hangings of f-fifteen c-cubits; theiw piwwaws thwee, and theiw 
sockets thwee. 

38:16 Aww t-the hangings of t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about wewe of finye twinyed 
winyen. 

38:17 And t-the sockets (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the piwwaws wewe of bwass; t-the hooks of t-the 
piwwaws and theiw f-fiwwets of s-siwvew; and t-the o-ovewwaying of theiw 
chapitews of s-siwvew; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the piwwaws of t-the couwt wewe fiwweted 
with siwvew. 

3-38:18 And t-the hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gate of t-the couwt w-was n-nyeedwewowk, of 
bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen: and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
cubits w-was t-the w-wength, and t-the height in t-the bweadth w-was five c-cubits, 
answewabwe to t-the hangings of t-the couwt. 

38:19 And theiw piwwaws wewe fouw, and theiw sockets of bwass fouw; 
theiw hooks of s-siwvew, and t-the o-ovewwaying of theiw chapitews and theiw 
f-fiwwets of siwvew. 

38:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pins of t-the tabewnyacwe, and of t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
a-about, wewe of b-bwass. 

38:21 This is t-the sum of t-the tabewnyacwe, even of t-the tabewnyacwe of 
testimony, as it w-was counted, a-accowding to t-the commandment of Moses, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the W-Wevites, by t-the hand of I-Ithamaw, son to Aawon 
t-the pwiest. 

3-38:22 And Bezaweew t-the son Uwi, t-the son of H-Huw, of t-the twibe of Judah, 
m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

38:23 And with him w-was A-Ahowiab, son of Ahisamach, of t-the twibe of Dan, 
an engwavew, and a cunnying (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wowkman, and an (＾▽＾') *cries* e-embwoidewew in bwue, and in 
puwpwe, and in scawwet, and finye winyen. 

38:24 Aww t-the gowd that w-was occupied (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of 
t-the h-howy pwace, even t-the gowd of t-the o-offewing, w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and nyinye 
t-tawents, and seven hundwed and thiwty shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the 
(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

38:25 And t-the s-siwvew of t-them that wewe nyumbewed of t-the c-congwegation 
w-was an hundwed t-tawents, and a t-thousand seven hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe 
and f-fifteen shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy: 38:26 A-A b-bekah 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, that is, hawf a shekew, aftew t-the shekew of t-the 
s-sanctuawy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that went to be nyumbewed, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws 
o-owd and upwawd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow six hundwed t-thousand and thwee t-thousand and five 
hundwed and fifty m-men. 

38:27 And of t-the hundwed tawents of s-siwvew wewe cast t-the sockets of 
t-the s-sanctuawy, and t-the sockets of t-the vaiw; an hundwed sockets of t-the 
hundwed t-tawents, a tawent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a socket. 

38:28 And of t-the t-thousand seven hundwed s-seventy and five shekews he 
m-made hooks (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the piwwaws, and ovewwaid theiw c-chapitews, and fiwweted 
them. 

38:29 And t-the bwass of t-the offewing w-was s-seventy t-tawents, and two 
t-thousand and fouw hundwed shekews. 

38:30 And thewewith he m-made t-the sockets to t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe 
of t-the congwegation, and t-the bwasen awtaw, and t-the bwasen g-gwate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
it, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of t-the awtaw, 3-38:31 And t-the sockets of t-the 
couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and t-the sockets of t-the couwt gate, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pins 
of t-the tabewnyacwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pins of t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

39:1 And of t-the bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, they m-made cwoths of 
sewvice, to (^-^*)/ d-do sewvice in t-the h-howy pwace, and m-made t-the h-howy gawments 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Aawon; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

3-39:2 And he m-made t-the e-ephod of gowd, bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and 
finye twinyed winyen. 

39:3 And they did beat t-the gowd into thin pwates, and cut it into 
wiwes, to wowk it in t-the bwue, and in t-the puwpwe, and in t-the scawwet, 
and in t-the finye winyen, with cunnying wowk. 

39:4 They m-made shouwdewpieces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, to coupwe it togethew: by t-the 
two edges w-was it (o･ω･o) c-coupwed togethew. 

39:5 And t-the c-cuwious g-giwdwe of his ephod, that w-was upon it, w-was of t-the 
s-same, a-accowding to t-the wowk t-theweof; of gowd, bwue, and puwpwe, and 
scawwet, and finye twinyed (^-^*)/ w-winyen; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

39:6 And they wwought onyx s-stonyes incwosed in ouches of gowd, gwaven, 
as signyets awe gwaven, with t-the nyames of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

39:7 And he put t-them on t-the s-shouwdews of t-the ephod, that they shouwd 
be s-stonyes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw to t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; as t-the WOWD 
commanded M-Moses. 

3-39:8 And he m-made t-the bweastpwate of cunnying wowk, w-wike t-the wowk of t-the 
e-ephod; of gowd, bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and finye twinyed winyen. 

39:9 I-It w-was f-fouwsquawe; they m-made t-the bweastpwate doubwe: a span w-was 
t-the wength t-theweof, and a span t-the bweadth t-theweof, being doubwed. 

39:10 And they s-set in it fouw wows of stonyes: t-the fiwst wow w-was a 
sawdius, a topaz, and a cawbuncwe: this w-was t-the fiwst wow. 

39:11 And t-the second wow, an emewawd, a sapphiwe, and a diamond. 

39:12 And t-the thiwd wow, a w-wiguwe, an a-agate, and an amethyst. 

3-39:13 And t-the fouwth wow, a bewyw, an onyx, and a jaspew: they wewe 
incwosed in ouches of gowd in theiw incwosings. 

39:14 And t-the s-stonyes wewe a-accowding to t-the nyames of t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, twewve, a-accowding to theiw nyames, w-wike t-the engwavings of a 
signyet, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with his nyame, a-accowding to t-the twewve twibes. 

3-39:15 And they m-made upon t-the bweastpwate c-chains a-at t-the ends, of 
wweathen wowk of puwe gowd. 

3-39:16 And they m-made two ouches of gowd, and two gowd wings; and put 
t-the two w-wings in t-the two ends of t-the b-bweastpwate. 

39:17 And they put t-the two wweathen c-chains of gowd in t-the two w-wings on 
t-the ends of t-the b-bweastpwate. 

o(>< )o 3-39:18 And t-the two ends of t-the two wweathen c-chains they (o-_-o) f-fastenyed in t-the 
two ouches, and put t-them on t-the shouwdewpieces of t-the ephod, befowe 
it. 

♡(｡- ω -) 3-39:19 And they m-made two w-wings of gowd, and put t-them on t-the two ends of 
t-the bweastpwate, upon t-the bowdew of it, which w-was on t-the side of t-the 
e-ephod inwawd. 

3-39:20 And they m-made two othew gowden wings, and put t-them on t-the two 
s-sides of t-the e-ephod undewnyeath, towawd t-the fowepawt of it, o-ovew against 
t-the othew coupwing t-theweof, a-above t-the c-cuwious g-giwdwe of t-the e-ephod. 

39:21 And they did bind t-the bweastpwate by his w-wings u-unto t-the w-wings of 
t-the e-ephod with a wace of bwue, that it m-might be a-above t-the c-cuwious 
g-giwdwe of t-the ephod, and that t-the bweastpwate m-might nyot be w-woosed fwom 
t-the e-ephod; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

39:22 And he m-made t-the w-wobe of t-the e-ephod of w-woven wowk, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of bwue. 

39:23 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was an h-howe in t-the m-midst of t-the w-wobe, as t-the h-howe of 
an habewgeon, with a band (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the howe, that it shouwd nyot 
wend. 

39:24 And they m-made upon t-the hems of t-the w-wobe p-pomegwanyates of bwue, 
and puwpwe, and scawwet, and twinyed winyen. 

39:25 And they m-made bewws of puwe gowd, and put t-the bewws b-between t-the 
p-pomegwanyates upon t-the hem of t-the w-wobe, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about b-between t-the 
pomegwanyates; 39:26 A-A b-beww and a pomegwanyate, a b-beww and a 
pomegwanyate, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the hem of t-the w-wobe to m-minyistew in; as t-the 
WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

39:27 And they m-made coats of finye winyen of w-woven wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his ^-^ s-sons, 39:28 And a mitwe of finye winyen, and goodwy bonnyets of 
finye winyen, and winyen bweeches of finye twinyed winyen, 39:29 And a 
g-giwdwe of finye twinyed winyen, and bwue, and puwpwe, and scawwet, of 
nyeedwewowk; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

39:30 And they m-made t-the pwate of t-the h-howy cwown of puwe gowd, and 
wwote upon it a wwiting, w-wike to t-the engwavings of a signyet, HOWINyESS 
TO THE WOWD. 

39:31 And they tied u-unto it a wace of bwue, to fasten it on high upon 
t-the mitwe; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

39:32 T-Thus w-was (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the >_> t-tent of t-the 
c-congwegation finyished: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that t-the WOWD commanded Moses, so did they. 

39:33 And they b-bwought t-the tabewnyacwe u-unto Moses, t-the tent, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his fuwnyituwe, his taches, his ^-^ b-boawds, his baws, and his piwwaws, and 
his sockets, 39:34 And t-the covewing of w-wams' skins dyed wed, and t-the 
covewing of badgews' skins, and t-the vaiw of t-the covewing, 3-39:35 The 
awk of t-the testimony, and t-the staves t-theweof, and t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy s-seat, 
3-39:36 The tabwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, and t-the shewbwead, 39:37 
The puwe candwestick, with t-the wamps t-theweof, even with t-the wamps to 
be s-set in owdew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, and t-the oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wight, 
39:38 And t-the gowden awtaw, and t-the anyointing oiw, and t-the sweet 
incense, and t-the hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe d-doow, 39:39 The bwasen 
awtaw, and his g-gwate of b-bwass, his s-staves, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his vessews, t-the 
wavew and his foot, 39:40 The hangings of t-the couwt, his piwwaws, and 
his sockets, and t-the hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwt gate, his c-cowds, and his 
pins, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
>_> t-tent of t-the congwegation, (´ ∀ ` *) 3-39:41 The cwoths of sewvice to (^-^*)/ d-do sewvice in 
t-the h-howy pwace, and t-the h-howy gawments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon t-the pwiest, and his 
s-sons' gawments, to m-minyistew in t-the pwiest's office. 

(　･ω･)☞ 3-39:42 Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD commanded Moses, so t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk. 

39:43 And Moses did wook upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk, and, b-behowd, they h-had donye 
it as t-the WOWD h-had commanded, even so h-had they donye i-it: and Moses 
bwessed them. 

40:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 40:2 On t-the fiwst day of 
t-the fiwst month shawt t-thou s-set up t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the >_> t-tent of t-the 
c-congwegation. 

40:3 And t-thou shawt put (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein t-the awk of t-the testimony, and covew 
t-the awk with t-the v-vaiw. 

40:4 And t-thou shawt bwing in t-the tabwe, and s-set in owdew t-the things 
that awe to be s-set in owdew upon it; and t-thou shawt bwing in t-the 
candwestick, and wight t-the wamps t-theweof. 

40:5 And t-thou shawt s-set t-the awtaw of gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the i-incense befowe t-the 
awk of t-the testimony, and put t-the hanging of t-the doow to t-the 
tabewnyacwe. 

40:6 And t-thou shawt s-set t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt offewing befowe t-the 
doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the >_> t-tent of t-the c-congwegation. 

40:7 And t-thou shawt s-set t-the wavew b-between t-the >_> t-tent of t-the c-congwegation 
and t-the awtaw, and shawt put w-watew thewein. 

40:8 And t-thou shawt s-set up t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and h-hang up t-the 
hanging a-at t-the couwt gate. 

4-40:9 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the anyointing oiw, and anyoint t-the tabewnyacwe, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein, and shawt hawwow it, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews 
theweof: and it shaww be howy. 

40:10 And t-thou shawt anyoint t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt o-offewing, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his vessews, and sanctify t-the a-awtaw: and it shaww be an awtaw most 
howy. 

40:11 And t-thou shawt anyoint t-the wavew and his foot, and sanctify it. 

40:12 And t-thou shawt bwing Aawon and his sons u-unto t-the doow of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and w-wash t-them with watew. 

40:13 And t-thou shawt put upon Aawon t-the h-howy gawments, and anyoint him, 
and sanctify h-him; that he may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's office. 

40:14 And t-thou shawt bwing his ^-^ s-sons, and cwothe t-them with coats: 4-40:15 
And t-thou shawt anyoint t-them, as t-thou didst anyoint theiw fathew, that 
they may m-minyistew u-unto m-me in t-the pwiest's office: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw anyointing 
shaww suwewy be an evewwasting pwiesthood (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw 
genyewations. 

40:16 T-Thus did Moses: a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD commanded him, so 
did he. 

40:17 And it came to pass in t-the fiwst month in t-the second y-yeaw, on 
t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, that t-the tabewnyacwe w-was weawed (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

40:18 And Moses weawed up t-the tabewnyacwe, and (o-_-o) f-fastenyed his sockets, 
and s-set up t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds t-theweof, and put in t-the baws t-theweof, and weawed 
up his piwwaws. 

40:19 And he spwead a-abwoad t-the >_> t-tent o-ovew t-the tabewnyacwe, and put t-the 
covewing of t-the >_> t-tent a-above upon it; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

40:20 And he took and put t-the t-testimony into t-the awk, and s-set t-the 
staves on t-the awk, and put t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat a-above upon t-the awk: 40:21 
And he b-bwought t-the awk into t-the tabewnyacwe, and s-set up t-the vaiw of t-the 
covewing, and covewed t-the awk of t-the testimony; as t-the WOWD commanded 
M-Moses. 

40:22 And he put t-the tabwe in t-the >_> t-tent of t-the congwegation, upon t-the 
side of t-the tabewnyacwe nyowthwawd, without t-the v-vaiw. 

40:23 And he s-set t-the bwead in owdew upon it befowe t-the WOWD; as t-the 
WOWD h-had commanded M-Moses. 

40:24 And he put t-the c-candwestick in t-the >_> t-tent of t-the congwegation, o-ovew 
against t-the tabwe, on t-the side of t-the tabewnyacwe southwawd. 

40:25 And he wighted t-the wamps befowe t-the WOWD; as t-the WOWD commanded 
M-Moses. 

40:26 And he put t-the gowden awtaw in t-the >_> t-tent of t-the c-congwegation 
befowe t-the vaiw: 4-40:27 And he buwnt sweet i-incense theweon; as t-the WOWD 
commanded M-Moses. 

4-40:28 And he s-set up t-the hanging a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe. 

40:29 And he put t-the awtaw of buwnt offewing by t-the doow of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the >_> t-tent of t-the congwegation, and offewed upon it t-the 
buwnt offewing and t-the meat offewing; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

40:30 And he s-set t-the wavew b-between t-the >_> t-tent of t-the c-congwegation and 
t-the awtaw, and put w-watew thewe, to w-wash withaw. 

40:31 And Moses and Aawon and his sons washed theiw h-hands and theiw 
feet theweat: 40:32 When they went into t-the >_> t-tent of t-the congwegation, 
and when they came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto t-the awtaw, they washed; as t-the WOWD 
commanded M-Moses. 

40:33 And he weawed up t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the tabewnyacwe and t-the 
awtaw, and s-set up t-the hanging of t-the couwt gate. S-So Moses finyished t-the 
wowk. 

40:34 T-Then a cwoud covewed t-the >_> t-tent of t-the congwegation, and t-the gwowy 
of t-the WOWD fiwwed t-the tabewnyacwe. 

40:35 And Moses w-was nyot abwe to entew into t-the >_> t-tent of t-the 
congwegation, because t-the cwoud abode theweon, and t-the gwowy of t-the 
WOWD fiwwed t-the tabewnyacwe. 

40:36 And when t-the cwoud w-was taken up fwom o-ovew t-the tabewnyacwe, t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew went (☆ω☆) *sighs* o-onwawd in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw jouwnyeys: 4-40:37 But if t-the 
cwoud wewe nyot taken up, t-then they jouwnyeyed nyot tiww t-the day that it 
w-was taken (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

40:38 Fow t-the cwoud of t-the WOWD w-was upon t-the tabewnyacwe by day, and 
fiwe w-was on it by nyight, in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of I-Iswaew, 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw jouwnyeys. 




The T-Thiwd Book of Moses: C-Cawwed W-Weviticus 


1:1 And t-the WOWD cawwed u-unto Moses, and spake u-unto him out of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, s-saying, 1:2 Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, If any man of you bwing an offewing u-unto 
t-the WOWD, ye shaww bwing youw offewing of t-the cattwe, even of t-the 
hewd, and of t-the fwock. 

1:3 If his offewing be a buwnt sacwifice of t-the hewd, wet him offew a 
m-mawe without bwemish: he shaww offew it of his own vowuntawy wiww a-at 
t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation befowe t-the WOWD. 

1:4 And he shaww put his hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the buwnt offewing; and 
it shaww be accepted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him to make atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

1:5 And he shaww kiww t-the buwwock befowe t-the WOWD: and t-the p-pwiests, 
Aawon's ^-^ s-sons, shaww bwing t-the bwood, and spwinkwe t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about upon t-the awtaw that is by t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation. 

1-1:6 And he shaww fway t-the buwnt o-offewing, and cut it into his pieces. 

1:7 And t-the sons of Aawon t-the pwiest shaww put fiwe upon t-the awtaw, 
and way t-the w-wood in owdew upon t-the fiwe: 1:8 And t-the p-pwiests, Aawon's 
^-^ s-sons, shaww way t-the pawts, t-the head, and t-the fat, in owdew upon t-the 
w-wood that is on t-the fiwe which is upon t-the a-awtaw: 1-1:9 But his inwawds 
and his wegs shaww he w-wash in watew: and t-the pwiest shaww buwn (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww on 
t-the awtaw, to be a buwnt sacwifice, an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a 
sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

1:10 And if his offewing be of t-the >w< f-fwocks, nyamewy, of t-the sheep, ow of 
t-the goats, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt sacwifice; he shaww bwing it a m-mawe without 
b-bwemish. 

1:11 And he shaww kiww it on t-the side of t-the awtaw nyowthwawd befowe 
t-the WOWD: and t-the p-pwiests, Aawon's ^-^ s-sons, shaww spwinkwe his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

1:12 And he shaww cut it into his p-pieces, with his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and his fat: 
and t-the pwiest shaww way t-them in owdew on t-the w-wood that is on t-the fiwe 
which is upon t-the a-awtaw: 1:13 But he shaww w-wash t-the inwawds and t-the 
wegs with watew: and t-the pwiest shaww bwing it a-aww, and buwn it upon 
t-the a-awtaw: it is a buwnt sacwifice, an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a 
sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

1:14 And if t-the buwnt sacwifice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his offewing to t-the WOWD be of 
f-fowws, t-then he shaww bwing his offewing of tuwtwedoves, ow of young 
pigeons. 

1:15 And t-the pwiest shaww bwing it u-unto t-the awtaw, and wwing off his 
head, and buwn it on t-the awtaw; and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof shaww be wwung 
out a-at t-the side of t-the a-awtaw: 1:16 And he shaww pwuck away his cwop 
with his f-feathews, and cast it beside t-the awtaw on t-the east pawt, by 
t-the pwace of t-the ashes: 1:17 And he shaww cweave it with t-the w-wings 
t-theweof, but shaww nyot divide it asundew: and t-the pwiest shaww buwn it 
upon t-the awtaw, upon t-the w-wood that is upon t-the fiwe: it is a buwnt 
sacwifice, an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

2:1 And when any wiww offew a meat offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, his 
offewing shaww be of finye fwouw; and he shaww p-pouw oiw upon it, and 
put fwankincense theweon: 2:2 And he shaww bwing it to Aawon's sons 
t-the pwiests: and he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take theweout his handfuw of t-the fwouw 
t-theweof, and of t-the oiw t-theweof, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwankincense t-theweof; 
and t-the pwiest shaww buwn t-the memowiaw of it upon t-the awtaw, to be an 
offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD: 2-2:3 And t-the 
wemnyant of t-the meat offewing shaww be Aawon's and his sons': it is a 
t-thing most h-howy of t-the offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by fiwe. 

2:4 And if t-thou bwing an obwation of a meat offewing baken in t-the 
oven, it shaww be unweavenyed c-cakes of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw, ow 
unweavenyed wafews anyointed with oiw. 

2-2:5 And if thy obwation be a meat offewing baken in a pan, it shaww be 
of finye fwouw u-unweavenyed, mingwed with oiw. 

2:6 T-Thou shawt pawt it in p-pieces, and p-pouw oiw theweon: it is a meat 
o(>< )o o-offewing. 

2-2:7 And if thy obwation be a meat offewing baken in t-the fwyingpan, it 
shaww be m-made of finye fwouw with oiw. 

2:8 And t-thou shawt bwing t-the meat offewing that is m-made of these 
things u-unto t-the WOWD: and when it is pwesented u-unto t-the pwiest, he 
shaww bwing it u-unto t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

2-2:9 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take fwom t-the meat offewing a memowiaw 
t-theweof, and shaww buwn it upon t-the a-awtaw: it is an offewing m-made by 
f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

2:10 And that which is weft of t-the meat offewing shaww be Aawon's and 
his sons': it is a t-thing most h-howy of t-the offewings of t-the WOWD m-made 
by fiwe. 

2-2:11 N-Nyo meat o-offewing, which ye shaww bwing u-unto t-the WOWD, shaww be 
m-made with ต(=ω=)ต *leans over* w-weaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww buwn nyo weaven, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any honyey, in any 
offewing of t-the WOWD m-made by fiwe. 

2:12 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the obwation of t-the fiwstfwuits, ye shaww offew t-them u-unto 
t-the WOWD: but they shaww nyot be buwnt on t-the awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet s-savouw. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy obwation of thy meat offewing shawt t-thou season with 
s-sawt; nyeithew shawt t-thou s-suffew t-the sawt of t-the c-covenyant of thy God to 
be w-wacking fwom thy meat o-offewing: with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye offewings t-thou shawt 
offew ⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-sawt. 

2:14 And if t-thou offew a meat offewing of thy fiwstfwuits u-unto t-the 
WOWD, t-thou shawt offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the meat offewing of thy fiwstfwuits gween 
eaws of cown dwied by t-the f-fiwe, even cown beaten out of f-fuww eaws. 

2:15 And t-thou shawt put oiw upon it, and way fwankincense theweon: it 
is a meat o(>< )o o-offewing. 

2:16 And t-the pwiest shaww buwn t-the memowiaw of it, pawt of t-the beaten 
cown t-theweof, and pawt of t-the oiw t-theweof, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwankincense 
theweof: it is an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

3-3:1 And if his obwation be a sacwifice of peace o-offewing, if he offew 
it of t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hewd; whethew it be a m-mawe ow femawe, he shaww offew it 
without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish befowe t-the WOWD. 

3:2 And he shaww way his hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his o-offewing, and kiww 
it a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and Aawon's sons 
t-the pwiests shaww spwinkwe t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the awtaw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

3-3:3 And he shaww offew of t-the sacwifice of t-the peace offewing an 
offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD; t-the fat that coveweth t-the 
i-inwawds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat that is upon t-the i-inwawds, 3:4 And t-the two 
kidnyeys, and t-the fat that is on t-them, which is by t-the fwanks, and t-the 
cauw a-above t-the wivew, with t-the kidnyeys, it shaww he o(>ω<)o t-take away. 

3:5 And Aawon's sons shaww buwn it on t-the awtaw upon t-the buwnt 
sacwifice, which is upon t-the w-wood that is on t-the fiwe: it is an 
offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

3-3:6 And if his offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace offewing u-unto t-the 
WOWD be of t-the fwock; m-mawe ow femawe, he shaww offew it without 
b-bwemish. 

3:7 If he offew a wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his o-offewing, t-then shaww he offew it befowe 
t-the WOWD. 

3:8 And he shaww way his hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his o-offewing, and kiww 
it befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and Aawon's sons shaww 
spwinkwe t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

3-3:9 And he shaww offew of t-the sacwifice of t-the peace offewing an 
offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD; t-the fat t-theweof, and t-the w-whowe 
wump, it shaww he o(>ω<)o t-take off hawd by t-the {{ (>_<) }} b-backbonye; and t-the fat that 
coveweth t-the i-inwawds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat that is upon t-the i-inwawds, 3:10 
And t-the two kidnyeys, and t-the fat that is upon t-them, which is by t-the 
fwanks, and t-the cauw a-above t-the wivew, with t-the kidnyeys, it shaww he 
o(>ω<)o t-take away. 

3:11 And t-the pwiest shaww buwn it upon t-the a-awtaw: it is t-the food of 
t-the offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

3:12 And if his offewing be a goat, t-then he shaww offew it befowe t-the 
WOWD. 

3:13 And he shaww way his hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of it, and kiww it befowe 
t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and t-the sons of Aawon shaww 
spwinkwe t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof upon t-the awtaw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

3:14 And he shaww offew theweof his o-offewing, even an offewing m-made by 
fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD; t-the fat that coveweth t-the i-inwawds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat 
that is upon t-the i-inwawds, 3:15 And t-the two kidnyeys, and t-the fat that 
is upon t-them, which is by t-the fwanks, and t-the cauw a-above t-the wivew, 
with t-the kidnyeys, it shaww he o(>ω<)o t-take away. 

3:16 And t-the pwiest shaww buwn t-them upon t-the a-awtaw: it is t-the food of 
t-the offewing m-made by fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet s-savouw: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat is t-the 
W-WOWD's. 

3:17 I-It shaww be a pewpetuaw statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw genyewations (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwings, that ye e-eat nyeithew fat (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwood. 

4:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 4-4:2 Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen 
of I-Iswaew, s-saying, If a souw shaww sin thwough ignyowance against any 
of t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD c-concewnying things which ought nyot to 
be donye, and shaww (^-^*)/ d-do against any of (=`ω´=) t-them: 4:3 If t-the pwiest that is 
anyointed (^-^*)/ d-do sin a-accowding to t-the sin of t-the peopwe; t-then wet him bwing 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sin, which he hath sinnyed, a young buwwock without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish 
u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. 

4-4:4 And he shaww bwing t-the buwwock u-unto t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of 
t-the c-congwegation befowe t-the WOWD; and shaww way his hand upon t-the 
buwwock's head, and kiww t-the buwwock befowe t-the WOWD. 

4-4:5 And t-the pwiest that is anyointed shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the buwwock's bwood, 
and bwing it to t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 4:6 And t-the pwiest 
shaww dip his f-fingew in t-the bwood, and spwinkwe of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood seven 
times befowe t-the WOWD, befowe t-the vaiw of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

4:7 And t-the pwiest shaww put s-some of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the howns of t-the 
awtaw of sweet i-incense befowe t-the WOWD, which is in t-the tabewnyacwe of 
t-the c-congwegation; and shaww p-pouw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the buwwock a-at t-the 
bottom of t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt o-offewing, which is a-at t-the doow of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

4-4:8 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take off fwom it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat of t-the buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
sin offewing; t-the fat that coveweth t-the i-inwawds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat that 
is upon t-the i-inwawds, 4:9 And t-the two kidnyeys, and t-the fat that is upon 
t-them, which is by t-the fwanks, and t-the cauw a-above t-the wivew, with t-the 
kidnyeys, it shaww he o(>ω<)o t-take away, 4:10 As it w-was taken off fwom t-the 
buwwock of t-the sacwifice of peace ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: and t-the pwiest shaww buwn 
t-them upon t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

4:11 And t-the skin of t-the buwwock, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his f-fwesh, with his head, 
and with his wegs, and his i-inwawds, and his dung, 4:12 Even t-the w-whowe 
buwwock shaww he cawwy fowth without t-the camp u-unto a cwean pwace, 
whewe t-the ashes awe pouwed (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and buwn him on t-the w-wood with fiwe: 
whewe t-the ashes awe pouwed out shaww he be :33 b-buwnt. 

4:13 And if t-the w-whowe c-congwegation of Iswaew sin thwough ignyowance, 
and t-the t-thing be hid fwom t-the eyes of t-the assembwy, and they have donye 
somewhat against any of t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD c-concewnying things 
which shouwd nyot be donye, and awe guiwty; 4:14 When t-the sin, which 
they have sinnyed against it, is (≧◡≦) k-knyown, t-then t-the c-congwegation shaww 
offew a young buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin, and bwing him befowe t-the tabewnyacwe 
of t-the c-congwegation. 

4:15 And t-the ewdews of t-the c-congwegation shaww way theiw h-hands upon t-the 
( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the buwwock befowe t-the WOWD: and t-the buwwock shaww be kiwwed 
befowe t-the WOWD. 

4:16 And t-the pwiest that is anyointed shaww bwing of t-the buwwock's 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood to t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 4:17 And t-the pwiest shaww 
dip his f-fingew in s-some of t-the bwood, and spwinkwe it seven times 
befowe t-the WOWD, even befowe t-the v-vaiw. 

4-4:18 And he shaww put s-some of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the howns of t-the awtaw 
which is befowe t-the WOWD, that is in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, and shaww p-pouw out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood a-at t-the bottom of t-the 
awtaw of t-the buwnt o-offewing, which is a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of 
t-the c-congwegation. 

4:19 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fat fwom him, and buwn it upon t-the 
(o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

4:20 And he shaww (^-^*)/ d-do with t-the buwwock as he did with t-the buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
sin o-offewing, so shaww he (^-^*)/ d-do with this: and t-the pwiest shaww make an 
atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and it shaww be fowgiven them. 

4:21 And he shaww cawwy fowth t-the buwwock without t-the camp, and buwn 
him as he buwnyed t-the fiwst buwwock: it is a sin offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
c-congwegation. 

4:22 When a wuwew hath sinnyed, and donye somewhat thwough ignyowance 
against any of t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD his God c-concewnying things 
which shouwd nyot be donye, and is guiwty; 4:23 Ow if his sin, whewein 
he hath sinnyed, come to his knyowwedge; he shaww bwing his o-offewing, a 
kid of t-the goats, a m-mawe without bwemish: 4:24 And he shaww way his 
hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the goat, and kiww it in t-the pwace whewe they 
kiww t-the buwnt offewing befowe t-the WOWD: it is a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. 

4:25 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the sin offewing with 
his fingew, and put it upon t-the howns of t-the awtaw of buwnt o-offewing, 
and shaww p-pouw out his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood a-at t-the bottom of t-the awtaw of buwnt 
o(>< )o o-offewing. 

4:26 And he shaww buwn (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fat upon t-the awtaw, as t-the fat of t-the 
sacwifice of peace ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him as c-concewnying his sin, and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. 

4:27 And if any onye of t-the common peopwe sin thwough ignyowance, whiwe 
he doeth somewhat against any of t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD 
c-concewnying things which ought nyot to be donye, and be guiwty; 4:28 Ow 
if his sin, which he hath sinnyed, come to his knyowwedge: t-then he shaww 
bwing his o-offewing, a kid of t-the goats, a f-femawe without bwemish, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
his sin which he hath ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. 

4:29 And he shaww way his hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the sin o-offewing, and 
(✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the sin offewing in t-the pwace of t-the buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

4:30 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof with his fingew, 
and put it upon t-the howns of t-the awtaw of buwnt o-offewing, and shaww 
p-pouw out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof a-at t-the bottom of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

4-4:31 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat t-theweof, as t-the fat is taken 
away fwom off t-the sacwifice of peace offewings; and t-the pwiest shaww 
buwn it upon t-the awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD; and t-the 
pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. 

4:32 And if he bwing a wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, he shaww bwing it a 
f-femawe without b-bwemish. 

4:33 And he shaww way his hand upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the sin o-offewing, and 
(✧∀✧)/ s-sway it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing in t-the pwace whewe they kiww t-the buwnt 
o(>< )o o-offewing. 

4:34 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the sin offewing with 
his fingew, and put it upon t-the howns of t-the awtaw of buwnt o-offewing, 
and shaww p-pouw out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof a-at t-the bottom of t-the a-awtaw: 
4:35 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat t-theweof, as t-the fat of t-the 
wamb is taken away fwom t-the sacwifice of t-the peace offewings; and t-the 
pwiest shaww buwn t-them upon t-the awtaw, a-accowding to t-the offewings m-made 
by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD: and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
sin that he hath committed, and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. 

5:1 And if a souw sin, and h-heaw t-the voice of sweawing, and is a 
witnyess, whethew he hath s-seen ow knyown of it; if he (^-^*)/ d-do nyot uttew it, 
t-then he shaww beaw his inyiquity. 

5-5:2 Ow if a souw touch any uncwean thing, whethew it be a cawcase of 
an uncwean beast, ow a cawcase of uncwean cattwe, ow t-the cawcase of 
uncwean c-cweeping things, and if it be ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden fwom h-him; he awso shaww 
be u-uncwean, and guiwty. 

5:3 Ow if he touch t-the uncweannyess of ^.^ m-man, whatsoevew uncweannyess it 
be that a man shaww be defiwed withaw, and it be hid fwom h-him; when he 
k-knyoweth of it, t-then he shaww be guiwty. 

5:4 Ow if a souw sweaw, p-pwonyouncing with his w-wips to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw, ow to (^-^*)/ d-do 
g-good, whatsoevew it be that a man shaww pwonyounce with an o-oath, and it 
be hid fwom h-him; when he k-knyoweth of it, t-then he shaww be g-guiwty in onye 
of these. 

5:5 And it shaww be, when he shaww be g-guiwty in onye of these things, 
that he shaww confess that he hath sinnyed in that thing: 5:6 And he 
shaww bwing his twespass offewing u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sin which he 
hath sinnyed, a f-femawe fwom t-the f-fwock, a wamb ow a kid of t-the goats, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him 
c-concewnying his sin. 

5:7 And if he be nyot abwe to bwing a wamb, t-then he shaww bwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
twespass, which he hath committed, two tuwtwedoves, ow two young 
pigeons, u-unto t-the WOWD; onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and t-the othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

5:8 And he shaww bwing t-them u-unto t-the pwiest, who shaww offew that 
which is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin offewing fiwst, and wwing off his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head fwom his 
nyeck, but shaww nyot divide it asundew: 5:9 And he shaww spwinkwe of 
t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the sin offewing upon t-the side of t-the awtaw; and t-the w-west 
of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be wwung out a-at t-the bottom of t-the a-awtaw: it is a 
sin o(>< )o o-offewing. 

5:10 And he shaww offew t-the second (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, a-accowding to 
t-the mannyew: and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sin 
which he hath sinnyed, and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. 

5:11 But if he be nyot abwe to bwing two tuwtwedoves, ow two young 
pigeons, t-then he that sinnyed shaww bwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his offewing t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth 
pawt of an ephah of finye fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; he shaww put nyo oiw 
upon it, nyeithew shaww he put any fwankincense theweon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a 
sin o(>< )o o-offewing. 

5:12 T-Then shaww he bwing it to t-the pwiest, and t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take 
his handfuw of it, even a memowiaw t-theweof, and buwn it on t-the awtaw, 
a-accowding to t-the offewings m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD: it is a sin 
o(>< )o o-offewing. 

5-5:13 And t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him as touching his 
sin that he hath sinnyed in onye of these, and it shaww be fowgiven him: 
and t-the wemnyant shaww be t-the pwiest's, as a meat o(>< )o o-offewing. 

5:14 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 5:15 If a souw commit a 
twespass, and sin thwough ignyowance, in t-the h-howy things of t-the WOWD; 
t-then he shaww bwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his twespass u-unto t-the WOWD a wam without 
⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish out of t-the >w< f-fwocks, with thy estimation by shekews of s-siwvew, 
aftew t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass o(>< )o o-offewing. 

5:16 And he shaww make amends (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hawm that he hath donye in t-the 
h-howy thing, and shaww a-add t-the fifth pawt t-theweto, and g-give it u-unto t-the 
x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him with t-the wam of 
t-the twespass o-offewing, and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. 

5:17 And if a souw sin, and commit any of these things which awe 
fowbidden to be donye by t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD; t-though he w-wist 
it nyot, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is he g-guiwty, and shaww beaw his inyiquity. 

5:18 And he shaww bwing a wam without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish out of t-the f-fwock, with 
thy (≧◡≦) e-estimation, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass o-offewing, u-unto t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and t-the 
pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him c-concewnying his ignyowance 
whewein he ewwed and w-wist it nyot, and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. 

5:19 I-It is a twespass o-offewing: he hath cewtainwy twespassed against 
t-the WOWD. 

6-6:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:2 If a souw sin, and 
commit a twespass against t-the WOWD, and w-wie u-unto his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw in that 
which w-was dewivewed him to k-keep, ow in f-fewwowship, ow in a t-thing taken 
away by viowence, ow hath d-deceived his nyeighbouw; 6:3 Ow have f-found 
that which w-was w-wost, and wieth c-concewnying it, and s-sweaweth fawsewy; in 
any of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these that a man doeth, sinnying thewein: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 T-Then it shaww 
be, because he hath sinnyed, and is g-guiwty, that he shaww westowe that 
which he took viowentwy away, ow t-the t-thing which he hath d-deceitfuwwy 
gotten, ow that which w-was dewivewed him to k-keep, ow t-the wost t-thing 
which he found, 6:5 Ow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that about which he hath swown fawsewy; he 
shaww even westowe it in t-the OwO p-pwincipaw, and shaww a-add t-the fifth pawt 
mowe t-theweto, and g-give it u-unto him to whom it appewtainyeth, in t-the day 
of his twespass o(>< )o o-offewing. 

6:6 And he shaww bwing his twespass offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, a wam 
without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish out of t-the f-fwock, with thy (≧◡≦) e-estimation, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass 
o-offewing, u-unto t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 6:7 And t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him befowe t-the WOWD: and it shaww be fowgiven him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any t-thing of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath donye in t-twespassing thewein. 

6:8 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:9 Command Aawon and his 
^-^ s-sons, s-saying, This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the buwnt o-offewing: I-It is t-the buwnt 
o-offewing, because of t-the b-buwnying upon t-the awtaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight u-unto t-the 
m-mownying, and t-the fiwe of t-the awtaw shaww be b-buwnying in it. 

6:10 And t-the pwiest shaww put on his winyen gawment, and his winyen 
bweeches shaww he put upon his f-fwesh, and o(>ω<)o t-take up t-the ashes which t-the 
fiwe hath consumed with t-the buwnt offewing on t-the awtaw, and he shaww 
put t-them beside t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

6:11 And he shaww put off his gawments, and put on othew gawments, and 
cawwy fowth t-the ashes without t-the camp u-unto a cwean pwace. 

6:12 And t-the fiwe upon t-the awtaw shaww be b-buwnying in it; it shaww nyot 
be put out: and t-the pwiest shaww buwn w-wood on it {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mownying, and 
way t-the buwnt offewing in owdew upon it; and he shaww buwn theweon t-the 
fat of t-the peace offewings. 

6:13 The fiwe shaww e-evew be b-buwnying upon t-the awtaw; it shaww nyevew go 
＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

6:14 And this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the meat o-offewing: t-the sons of Aawon shaww 
offew it befowe t-the WOWD, befowe t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

6:15 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of it his handfuw, of t-the fwouw of t-the meat 
o-offewing, and of t-the oiw t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwankincense which is 
upon t-the meat o-offewing, and shaww buwn it upon t-the awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet 
savouw, even t-the memowiaw of it, u-unto t-the WOWD. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And t-the w-wemaindew theweof shaww Aawon and his sons eat: with 
unweavenyed bwead shaww it be eaten in t-the h-howy pwace; in t-the couwt of 
t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation they shaww e-eat it. 

6-6:17 I-It shaww nyot be baken with w-weaven. I have given it u-unto t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw powtion of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my offewings m-made by fiwe; it is most howy, as is t-the 
sin o-offewing, and as t-the twespass o(>< )o o-offewing. 

6:18 Aww t-the mawes among t-the chiwdwen of Aawon shaww e-eat of it. I-It 
shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in youw genyewations c-concewnying t-the 
offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by fiwe: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that toucheth t-them shaww 
be howy. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:20 This is t-the offewing 
of Aawon and of his ^-^ s-sons, which they shaww offew u-unto t-the WOWD in t-the 
day when he is ต(=ω=)ต a-anyointed; t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of an ephah of finye fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a meat offewing pewpetuaw, hawf of it in t-the m-mownying, and hawf theweof 
a-at nyight. 

6:21 In a pan it shaww be m-made with oiw; and when it is baken, t-thou 
shawt bwing it in: and t-the baken pieces of t-the meat offewing shawt 
t-thou offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

6:22 And t-the pwiest of his sons that is anyointed in his stead shaww 
offew i-it: it is a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew u-unto t-the WOWD; it shaww be whowwy 
:33 b-buwnt. 

6:23 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy meat offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiest shaww be whowwy buwnt: it 
shaww nyot be e-eaten. 

6:24 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:25 Speak u-unto Aawon and 
to his ^-^ s-sons, s-saying, This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the sin o-offewing: In t-the pwace 
whewe t-the buwnt offewing is kiwwed shaww t-the sin offewing be kiwwed 
befowe t-the WOWD: it is most howy. 

6:26 The pwiest that offeweth it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin shaww e-eat i-it: in t-the h-howy 
pwace shaww it be eaten, in t-the couwt of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation. 

6:27 W-Whatsoevew shaww touch t-the fwesh theweof shaww be howy: and when 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is spwinkwed of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof upon any gawment, t-thou shawt 
w-wash that wheweon it w-was spwinkwed in t-the h-howy pwace. 

6:28 But t-the eawthen vessew whewein it is sodden shaww be bwoken: and 
if it be sodden in a bwasen pot, it shaww be both scouwed, and winsed 
in watew. 

6:29 Aww t-the mawes among t-the pwiests shaww e-eat theweof: it is most 
howy. 

6:30 And nyo sin o-offewing, wheweof any of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is b-bwought into t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation to weconciwe withaw in t-the h-howy pwace, 
shaww be e-eaten: it shaww be buwnt in t-the fiwe. 

7:1 Wikewise this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the twespass o-offewing: it is most 
howy. 

7:2 In t-the pwace whewe they kiww t-the buwnt offewing shaww they kiww 
t-the twespass o-offewing: and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof shaww he spwinkwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

7-7:3 And he shaww offew of it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat t-theweof; t-the wump, and t-the 
fat that coveweth t-the i-inwawds, 7:4 And t-the two kidnyeys, and t-the fat 
that is on t-them, which is by t-the fwanks, and t-the cauw that is a-above 
t-the wivew, with t-the kidnyeys, it shaww he o(>ω<)o t-take (☆ω☆) a-away: 7:5 And t-the pwiest 
shaww buwn t-them upon t-the awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the 
WOWD: it is a twespass o(>< )o o-offewing. 

7:6 Evewy m-mawe among t-the pwiests shaww e-eat theweof: it shaww be eaten 
in t-the h-howy p-pwace: it is most howy. 

7-7:7 As t-the sin offewing is, so is t-the twespass o-offewing: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye 
(☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: t-the pwiest that m-maketh atonyement thewewith shaww have 
it. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And t-the pwiest that offeweth any man's buwnt o-offewing, even t-the 
pwiest shaww have to himsewf t-the skin of t-the buwnt offewing which he 
hath o-offewed. 

7:9 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the meat offewing that is baken in t-the oven, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
is d-dwessed in t-the fwyingpan, and in t-the pan, shaww be t-the pwiest's 
that offeweth it. 

7:10 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy meat o-offewing, mingwed with oiw, and dwy, shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
sons of Aawon have, onye as m-much as anyothew. 

7:11 And this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the sacwifice of peace offewings, which he 
shaww offew u-unto t-the WOWD. 

7:12 If he offew it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a thanksgiving, t-then he shaww offew with t-the 
sacwifice of thanksgiving unweavenyed c-cakes mingwed with oiw, and 
unweavenyed wafews anyointed with oiw, and c-cakes mingwed with oiw, of 
finye fwouw, fwied. 

7:13 Besides t-the cakes, he shaww offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his offewing weavenyed bwead 
with t-the sacwifice of thanksgiving of his peace offewings. 

7:14 And of it he shaww offew onye out of t-the w-whowe obwation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an 
heave offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, and it shaww be t-the pwiest's that 
spwinkweth t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the peace offewings. 

7:15 And t-the fwesh of t-the sacwifice of his peace offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thanksgiving shaww be eaten t-the same day that it is offewed; he shaww 
nyot weave any of it untiw t-the mownying. 

7:16 But if t-the sacwifice of his offewing be a vow, ow a vowuntawy 
o-offewing, it shaww be eaten t-the same day that he offeweth his 
sacwifice: and on t-the mowwow awso t-the w-wemaindew of it shaww be e-eaten: 
7:17 But t-the w-wemaindew of t-the fwesh of t-the sacwifice on t-the thiwd day 
shaww be buwnt with fiwe. 

7:18 And if any of t-the fwesh of t-the sacwifice of his peace offewings 
be eaten a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww on t-the thiwd day, it shaww nyot be accepted, nyeithew 
shaww it be (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed u-unto him that offeweth i-it: it shaww be an 
abominyation, and t-the souw that eateth of it shaww beaw his inyiquity. 

xDD 7-7:19 And t-the fwesh that toucheth any uncwean t-thing shaww nyot be e-eaten; 
it shaww be buwnt with fiwe: and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fwesh, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that be cwean 
shaww e-eat t-theweof. 

7:20 But t-the souw that eateth of t-the fwesh of t-the sacwifice of peace 
offewings, that pewtain u-unto t-the WOWD, h-having his uncweannyess upon 
him, even that souw shaww be cut off fwom his peopwe. 

7:21 Moweovew t-the souw that shaww touch any uncwean thing, as t-the 
uncweannyess of ^.^ m-man, ow any uncwean beast, ow any abominyabwe uncwean 
thing, and e-eat of t-the fwesh of t-the sacwifice of peace offewings, which 
pewtain u-unto t-the WOWD, even that souw shaww be cut off fwom his 
peopwe. 

7:22 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 7:23 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Ye shaww e-eat nyo m-mannyew of fat, of ox, ow 
of sheep, ow of goat. 

7:24 And t-the fat of t-the beast that dieth of (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, and t-the fat of 
that which is t-town with beasts, may be used in any othew use: but ye 
shaww in nyo wise e-eat of it. 

7:25 Fow w-whosoevew eateth t-the fat of t-the beast, of which men offew an 
offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD, even t-the souw that eateth it 
shaww be cut off fwom his peopwe. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Moweovew ye shaww e-eat nyo m-mannyew of bwood, whethew it be of foww 
ow of beast, in any of youw dwewwings. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 W-Whatsoevew souw it be that eateth any m-mannyew of bwood, even that 
souw shaww be cut off fwom his peopwe. 

7:28 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 7:29 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, He that offeweth t-the sacwifice of his 
peace offewings u-unto t-the WOWD shaww bwing his obwation u-unto t-the WOWD 
of t-the sacwifice of his peace offewings. 

7:30 His own h-hands shaww bwing t-the offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by f-fiwe, 
t-the fat with t-the bweast, it shaww he bwing, that t-the bweast may be 
waved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing befowe t-the WOWD. 

7:31 And t-the pwiest shaww buwn t-the fat upon t-the a-awtaw: but t-the bweast 
shaww be Aawon's and his sons'. 

7-7:32 And t-the wight shouwdew shaww ye g-give u-unto t-the pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an heave 
offewing of t-the s-sacwifices of youw peace offewings. 

7:33 He among t-the sons of Aawon, that offeweth t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the peace 
offewings, and t-the fat, shaww have t-the wight shouwdew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his p-pawt. 

7:34 Fow t-the wave bweast and t-the heave shouwdew have I taken of t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom off t-the s-sacwifices of theiw peace offewings, 
and have given t-them u-unto Aawon t-the pwiest and u-unto his sons by a 
statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew fwom among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

7:35 This is t-the powtion of t-the anyointing of Aawon, and of t-the 
anyointing of his ^-^ s-sons, out of t-the offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by f-fiwe, 
in t-the day when he pwesented t-them to m-minyistew u-unto t-the WOWD in t-the 
pwiest's office; 7:36 W-Which t-the WOWD commanded to be given t-them of t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, in t-the day that he anyointed t-them, by a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
e-evew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw genyewations. 

7:37 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the buwnt o-offewing, of t-the meat o-offewing, and 
of t-the sin o-offewing, and of t-the twespass o-offewing, and of t-the 
consecwations, and of t-the sacwifice of t-the peace offewings; o(>< )o 7-7:38 W-Which 
t-the WOWD commanded Moses in mount S-Sinyai, in t-the day that he commanded 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew to offew theiw obwations u-unto t-the WOWD, in t-the 
wiwdewnyess of Sinyai. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 8-8:2 Take Aawon and his sons 
with him, and t-the gawments, and t-the anyointing oiw, and a buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the sin o-offewing, and two wams, and a basket of unweavenyed bwead; 8:3 
And gathew t-thou (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation togethew u-unto t-the doow of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

8:4 And Moses did as t-the WOWD commanded h-him; and t-the assembwy w-was 
gathewed togethew u-unto t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

8-8:5 And Moses said u-unto t-the congwegation, This is t-the t-thing which t-the 
WOWD commanded to be donye. 

8:6 And Moses b-bwought Aawon and his ^-^ s-sons, and washed t-them with watew. 

8:7 And he put upon him t-the coat, and giwded him with t-the giwdwe, and 
cwothed him with t-the w-wobe, and put t-the e-ephod upon him, and he giwded 
him with t-the c-cuwious g-giwdwe of t-the ephod, and b-bound it u-unto him 
thewewith. 

8:8 And he put t-the bweastpwate upon him: awso he put in t-the 
bweastpwate t-the Uwim and t-the Thummim. 

8:9 And he put t-the mitwe upon his h-head; awso upon t-the mitwe, even upon 
his fowefwont, did he put t-the gowden pwate, t-the h-howy cwown; as t-the 
WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

8-8:10 And Moses took t-the anyointing oiw, and anyointed t-the tabewnyacwe and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was thewein, and sanctified them. 

8-8:11 And he spwinkwed theweof upon t-the awtaw seven times, and anyointed 
t-the awtaw and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his vessews, both t-the wavew and his foot, to 
sanctify them. 

8:12 And he pouwed of t-the anyointing oiw upon Aawon's head, and 
anyointed him, to sanctify h-him. 

8-8:13 And Moses b-bwought Aawon's ^-^ s-sons, and put coats upon t-them, and 
giwded t-them with g-giwdwes, and put bonnyets upon t-them; as t-the WOWD 
commanded M-Moses. 

8:14 And he b-bwought t-the buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin o-offewing: and Aawon and 
his sons w-waid theiw h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin 
o(>< )o o-offewing. 

8:15 And he swew it; and Moses took t-the bwood, and put it upon t-the 
howns of t-the awtaw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about with his fingew, and puwified t-the 
awtaw, and pouwed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood a-at t-the bottom of t-the awtaw, and sanctified 
it, to make weconciwiation upon it. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And he took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat that w-was upon t-the i-inwawds, and t-the cauw 
a-above t-the wivew, and t-the two kidnyeys, and theiw fat, and Moses buwnyed 
it upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

8:17 But t-the buwwock, and his hide, his f-fwesh, and his dung, he buwnt 
with fiwe without t-the camp; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

8-8:18 And he b-bwought t-the wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt o-offewing: and Aawon and his 
sons w-waid theiw h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the wam. 

8-8:19 And he kiwwed it; and Moses spwinkwed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the awtaw 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

8:20 And he cut t-the wam into pieces; and Moses buwnt t-the head, and t-the 
p-pieces, and t-the f-fat. 

8-8:21 And he washed t-the inwawds and t-the wegs in watew; and Moses buwnt 
t-the w-whowe wam upon t-the a-awtaw: it w-was a buwnt sacwifice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet 
savouw, and an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD; as t-the WOWD 
commanded M-Moses. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And he b-bwought t-the othew wam, t-the wam of consecwation: and Aawon 
and his sons w-waid theiw h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the wam. 

8:23 And he swew it; and Moses took of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of it, and put it 
upon t-the t-tip of Aawon's wight eaw, and upon t-the thumb of his wight 
hand, and upon t-the gweat toe of his wight foot. 

8:24 And he b-bwought Aawon's ^-^ s-sons, and Moses put of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the 
t-tip of theiw wight eaw, and upon t-the t-thumbs of theiw wight hands, and 
upon t-the gweat t-toes of theiw wight feet: and Moses spwinkwed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
upon t-the awtaw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

8:25 And he took t-the fat, and t-the wump, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fat that w-was upon 
t-the i-inwawds, and t-the cauw a-above t-the wivew, and t-the two kidnyeys, and 
theiw fat, and t-the wight shouwdew: 8:26 And out of t-the basket of 
unweavenyed bwead, that w-was befowe t-the WOWD, he took onye unweavenyed 
cake, and a c-cake of oiwed bwead, and onye wafew, and put t-them on t-the 
fat, and upon t-the wight shouwdew: 8:27 And he put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww upon Aawon's 
hands, and upon his s-sons' hands, and waved t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing 
befowe t-the WOWD. 

8:28 And Moses took t-them fwom off theiw hands, and buwnt t-them on t-the 
awtaw upon t-the buwnt o-offewing: they wewe consecwations (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet 
s-savouw: it is an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

8:29 And Moses took t-the bweast, and waved it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing 
befowe t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of t-the wam of (;;;*_*) c-consecwation it w-was Moses' p-pawt; as 
t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

8:30 And Moses took of t-the anyointing oiw, and of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood which w-was 
upon t-the awtaw, and spwinkwed it upon Aawon, and upon his gawments, 
and upon his ^-^ s-sons, and upon his s-sons' gawments with h-him; and 
sanctified Aawon, and his gawments, and his ^-^ s-sons, and his s-sons' 
gawments with h-him. 

8:31 And Moses said u-unto Aawon and to his ^-^ s-sons, Boiw t-the fwesh a-at t-the 
doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe e-eat it with t-the 
bwead that is in t-the basket of consecwations, as I commanded, s-saying, 
Aawon and his sons shaww e-eat it. 

8:32 And that which wemainyeth of t-the fwesh and of t-the bwead shaww ye 
buwn with fiwe. 

╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 And ye shaww nyot go out of t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation in seven days, untiw t-the days of youw (;;;*_*) c-consecwation be a-at 
an end: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow seven days shaww he consecwate you. 

8:34 As he hath donye this day, so t-the WOWD hath commanded to do, to 
make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

8-8:35 Thewefowe shaww ye abide a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation day and nyight seven days, and keep t-the chawge of t-the 
WOWD, that ye die nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so I am c-commanded. 

8:36 S-So Aawon and his sons did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which t-the WOWD commanded by 
t-the hand of M-Moses. 

9:1 And it came to pass on t-the eighth day, that Moses cawwed Aawon and 
his ^-^ s-sons, and t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew; (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And he said u-unto Aawon, Take 
thee a young cawf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and a wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, 
without bwemish, and offew t-them befowe t-the WOWD. 

9:3 And u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew t-thou shawt speak, s-saying, Take ye 
a kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; and a cawf and a wamb, both of 
t-the fiwst y-yeaw, without bwemish, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing; 9:4 Awso a 
buwwock and a wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace offewings, to sacwifice befowe t-the WOWD; 
and a meat offewing mingwed with oiw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to day t-the WOWD wiww appeaw 
u-unto you. 

9:5 And they b-bwought that which Moses commanded befowe t-the tabewnyacwe 
of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw and s-stood 
befowe t-the WOWD. 

9:6 And Moses said, This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD commanded that ye 
shouwd do: and t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD shaww appeaw u-unto you. 

9:7 And Moses said u-unto Aawon, Go u-unto t-the awtaw, and offew thy sin 
o-offewing, and thy buwnt o-offewing, and make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow xDD t-thysewf, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe: and offew t-the offewing of t-the p-peopwe, and make an 
atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them; as t-the WOWD c-commanded. 

9:8 Aawon thewefowe went u-unto t-the awtaw, and swew t-the cawf of t-the sin 
o-offewing, which w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf. 

9:9 And t-the sons of Aawon b-bwought t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood u-unto him: and he dipped 
his f-fingew in t-the bwood, and put it upon t-the howns of t-the awtaw, and 
pouwed out t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood a-at t-the bottom of t-the a-awtaw: (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 But t-the fat, and 
t-the kidnyeys, and t-the cauw a-above t-the >_> *blushes* w-wivew of t-the sin o-offewing, he 
buwnt upon t-the awtaw; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

9-9:11 And t-the fwesh and t-the hide he buwnt with fiwe without t-the camp. 

9:12 And he swew t-the buwnt offewing; and Aawon's sons pwesented u-unto 
him t-the bwood, which he spwinkwed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

9:13 And they pwesented t-the buwnt offewing u-unto him, with t-the pieces 
t-theweof, and t-the head: and he buwnt t-them upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

9-9:14 And he did w-wash t-the inwawds and t-the wegs, and buwnt t-them upon t-the 
buwnt offewing on t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

9:15 And he b-bwought t-the p-peopwe's o-offewing, and took t-the goat, which 
w-was t-the sin offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, and swew it, and offewed it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
sin, as t-the fiwst. 

9:16 And he b-bwought t-the buwnt o-offewing, and offewed it a-accowding to 
t-the mannyew. 

9:17 And he b-bwought t-the meat o-offewing, and took an handfuw t-theweof, 
and buwnt it upon t-the awtaw, beside t-the buwnt sacwifice of t-the 
mownying. 

9:18 He swew awso t-the buwwock and t-the wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace 
offewings, which w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe: and Aawon's sons pwesented u-unto 
him t-the bwood, which he spwinkwed upon t-the awtaw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, 9:19 And 
t-the fat of t-the buwwock and of t-the wam, t-the wump, and that which 
coveweth t-the i-inwawds, and t-the kidnyeys, and t-the cauw a-above t-the wivew: 
9:20 And they put t-the fat upon t-the bweasts, and he buwnt t-the fat upon 
t-the a-awtaw: 9:21 And t-the b-bweasts and t-the wight shouwdew Aawon waved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a wave offewing befowe t-the WOWD; as Moses c-commanded. 

9:22 And Aawon w-wifted up his hand towawd t-the p-peopwe, and bwessed t-them, 
and came down fwom offewing of t-the sin o-offewing, and t-the buwnt 
o-offewing, and peace offewings. 

9:23 And Moses and Aawon went into t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, 
and came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and bwessed t-the peopwe: and t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD 
appeawed u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. 

9:24 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a fiwe out fwom befowe t-the WOWD, and consumed upon 
t-the awtaw t-the buwnt offewing and t-the fat: which when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe 
saw, they shouted, and feww on theiw faces. 

10:1 And Nyadab and Abihu, t-the sons of Aawon, took eithew of t-them his 
(>_<) c-censew, and put fiwe thewein, and put i-incense theweon, and offewed 
s-stwange fiwe befowe t-the WOWD, which he commanded t-them n-nyot. 

1-10:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out fiwe fwom t-the WOWD, and devouwed t-them, and 
they died befowe t-the WOWD. 

10:3 T-Then Moses said u-unto Aawon, This is it that t-the WOWD spake, 
s-saying, I wiww be sanctified in t-them that come nyigh me, and befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the peopwe I wiww be ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. And Aawon hewd his p-peace. 

10:4 And Moses cawwed M-Mishaew and Ewzaphan, t-the sons of Uzziew t-the 
uncwe of Aawon, and said u-unto t-them, Come nyeaw, cawwy youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
fwom befowe t-the sanctuawy out of t-the camp. 

1-10:5 S-So they went nyeaw, and cawwied t-them in theiw coats out of t-the 
camp; as Moses h-had said. 

10:6 And Moses said u-unto Aawon, and u-unto Eweazaw and u-unto I-Ithamaw, his 
^-^ s-sons, Uncovew nyot youw heads, nyeithew w-wend youw cwothes; west ye die, 
and west wwath come upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe: but wet youw bwethwen, t-the 
w-whowe house of I-Iswaew, b-bewaiw t-the b-buwnying which t-the WOWD hath kindwed. 

10:7 And ye shaww nyot go out fwom t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, west ye die: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the anyointing oiw of t-the WOWD is upon 
you. And they did a-accowding to t-the wowd of M-Moses. 

10:8 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 10:9 Do nyot dwink winye (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
stwong dwink, thou, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy sons with thee, when ye go into t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, west ye die: it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
e-evew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations: 10:10 And that ye may put diffewence 
b-between h-howy and unhowy, and b-between uncwean and cwean; 1-10:11 And that 
ye may t-teach t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-statutes which t-the WOWD 
hath spoken u-unto t-them by t-the hand of M-Moses. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And Moses spake u-unto Aawon, and u-unto Eweazaw and u-unto I-Ithamaw, 
his sons that wewe weft, Take t-the meat offewing that wemainyeth of t-the 
offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by f-fiwe, and e-eat it without weaven beside 
t-the a-awtaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is most howy: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And ye shaww e-eat it in t-the h-howy 
pwace, because it is thy (=①ω①=) *cries* d-due, and thy s-sons' (=①ω①=) *cries* d-due, of t-the s-sacwifices of 
t-the WOWD m-made by fiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so I am c-commanded. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And t-the wave bweast and heave shouwdew shaww ye e-eat in a cwean 
pwace; thou, and thy ^-^ s-sons, and thy daughtews with t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be 
thy (=①ω①=) *cries* d-due, and thy s-sons' (=①ω①=) *cries* d-due, which awe given out of t-the s-sacwifices of 
peace offewings of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

10:15 The heave shouwdew and t-the wave bweast shaww they bwing with t-the 
offewings m-made by fiwe of t-the fat, to wave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing 
befowe t-the WOWD; and it shaww be thinye, and thy s-sons' with thee, by a 
statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; as t-the WOWD hath c-commanded. 

1-10:16 And Moses diwigentwy sought t-the goat of t-the sin o-offewing, and, 
b-behowd, it w-was buwnt: and he w-was angwy with Eweazaw and I-Ithamaw, t-the 
sons of Aawon which wewe weft awive, s-saying, 1-10:17 Whewefowe have ye 
nyot eaten t-the sin offewing in t-the h-howy pwace, seeing it is most howy, 
and God hath given it you to beaw t-the i-inyiquity of t-the congwegation, to 
make atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them befowe t-the WOWD? 10:18 Behowd, t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of 
it w-was nyot b-bwought in within t-the h-howy p-pwace: ye shouwd indeed have 
eaten it in t-the h-howy pwace, as I c-commanded. 

10:19 And Aawon said u-unto Moses, Behowd, this day have they offewed 
theiw sin offewing and theiw buwnt offewing befowe t-the WOWD; and such 
things have ^w^ b-befawwen me: and if I h-had eaten t-the sin offewing to day, 
shouwd it have b-been accepted in t-the sight of t-the WOWD? (・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And when 
Moses heawd that, he w-was content. 

11:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and to Aawon, saying u-unto t-them, 
11:2 Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, These awe t-the b-beasts 
which ye shaww e-eat among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts that awe on t-the eawth. 

11:3 W-Whatsoevew pawteth t-the h-hoof, and is cwovenfooted, and c-cheweth t-the 
cud, among t-the beasts, that shaww ye eat. 

11:4 Nyevewthewess these shaww ye nyot e-eat of t-them that chew t-the cud, ow 
of t-them that divide t-the :3 *cries* h-hoof: as t-the camew, because he c-cheweth t-the 
cud, but divideth nyot t-the hoof; he is uncwean u-unto you. 

11:5 And t-the c-conyey, because he c-cheweth t-the cud, but divideth nyot t-the 
hoof; he is uncwean u-unto you. 

11:6 And t-the h-hawe, because he c-cheweth t-the cud, but divideth nyot t-the 
hoof; he is uncwean u-unto you. 

11:7 And t-the s-swinye, t-though he divide t-the h-hoof, and be cwovenfooted, 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he c-cheweth nyot t-the cud; he is uncwean to you. 

11:8 O-Of theiw fwesh shaww ye nyot eat, and theiw cawcase shaww ye nyot 
t-touch; they awe uncwean to you. 

11:9 These shaww ye e-eat of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in t-the watews: whatsoevew hath 
fins and scawes in t-the w-watews, in t-the seas, and in t-the wivews, t-them 
shaww ye eat. 

11:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that have nyot fins and scawes in t-the seas, and in t-the 
wivews, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that move in t-the w-watews, and of any wiving t-thing which 
is in t-the w-watews, they shaww be an a-abominyation u-unto you: 11:11 They 
shaww be even an a-abominyation u-unto you; ye shaww nyot e-eat of theiw 
f-fwesh, but ye shaww have theiw cawcases in abominyation. 

11:12 W-Whatsoevew hath nyo fins (=`ω´=) n-nyow scawes in t-the w-watews, that shaww be 
an a-abominyation u-unto you. 

11:13 And these awe they which ye shaww have in a-abominyation among t-the 
f-fowws; they shaww nyot be eaten, they awe an abominyation: t-the eagwe, 
and t-the ossifwage, and t-the ospway, 11:14 And t-the vuwtuwe, and t-the kite 
aftew his kind; 11:15 Evewy waven aftew his kind; 11:16 And t-the oww, 
and t-the nyight hawk, and t-the cuckow, and t-the h-hawk aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 11:17 
And t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe oww, and t-the cowmowant, and t-the gweat oww, 11:18 And 
t-the s-swan, and t-the pewican, and t-the giew eagwe, 11:19 And t-the stowk, 
t-the hewon aftew hew (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and t-the wapwing, and t-the bat. 

11:20 Aww f-fowws that cweep, g-going upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fouw, shaww be an 
a-abominyation u-unto you. 

11:21 Y-Yet these may ye e-eat of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fwying c-cweeping t-thing that goeth 
upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fouw, which have wegs a-above theiw feet, to weap withaw upon 
t-the eawth; 11:22 Even these of t-them ye may eat; t-the wocust aftew his 
(＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and t-the bawd wocust aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and t-the beetwe aftew his 
(＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and t-the (x_x)V *screams* g-gwasshoppew aftew his kind. 

1-11:23 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew fwying c-cweeping things, which have fouw feet, 
shaww be an a-abominyation u-unto you. 

11:24 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these ye shaww be uncwean: w-whosoevew toucheth t-the 
cawcase of t-them shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

11:25 And w-whosoevew beaweth ought of t-the cawcase of t-them shaww w-wash 
his cwothes, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

11:26 The cawcases of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast which divideth t-the h-hoof, and is nyot 
cwovenfooted, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-cheweth t-the cud, awe uncwean u-unto you: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
that toucheth t-them shaww be uncwean. 

11:27 And whatsoevew goeth upon his paws, among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of b-beasts 
that go on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fouw, those awe uncwean u-unto you: w-whoso toucheth theiw 
cawcase shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

11:28 And he that beaweth t-the cawcase of t-them shaww w-wash his cwothes, 
and be uncwean untiw t-the even: they awe uncwean u-unto you. 

1-11:29 These awso shaww be uncwean u-unto you among t-the c-cweeping things 
that cweep upon t-the eawth; t-the weasew, and t-the (O.O) *hugs tightly* m-mouse, and t-the towtoise 
aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 11:30 And t-the fewwet, and t-the c-chameweon, and t-the 
wizawd, and t-the snyaiw, and t-the mowe. 

11:31 These awe uncwean to you among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that c-cweep: w-whosoevew doth 
touch t-them, when they be dead, shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

11:32 And upon whatsoevew any of t-them, when they awe dead, doth faww, 
it shaww be (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; whethew it be any vessew of wood, ow waiment, ow 
s-skin, ow sack, whatsoevew vessew it be, whewein any wowk is donye, it 
(* ^ ω ^) m-must be put into watew, and it shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even; so it 
shaww be (´ ω `♡) *notices bulge* c-cweansed. 

11:33 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy eawthen v-vessew, :33 w-wheweinto any of t-them fawweth, 
whatsoevew is in it shaww be (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; and ye shaww bweak it. 

(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 O-Of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww meat which may be eaten, that on which such w-watew cometh 
shaww be uncwean: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dwink that may be dwunk in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy such vessew 
shaww be uncwean. 

11:35 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing wheweupon any pawt of theiw cawcase f-fawweth 
shaww be (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; whethew it be oven, ow wanges (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pots, they shaww 
be bwoken down: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe uncwean and shaww be uncwean u-unto you. 

11:36 Nyevewthewess a fountain ow pit, whewein (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is pwenty of 
watew, shaww be cwean: but that which toucheth theiw cawcase shaww be 
uncwean. 

11:37 And if any pawt of theiw cawcase faww upon any x3 s-sowing seed which 
is to be sown, it shaww be cwean. 

1-11:38 But if any w-watew be put upon t-the seed, and any pawt of theiw 
cawcase faww theweon, it shaww be uncwean u-unto you. 

1-11:39 And if any beast, of which ye may eat, die; he that toucheth t-the 
cawcase theweof shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

11:40 And he that eateth of t-the cawcase of it shaww w-wash his cwothes, 
and be uncwean untiw t-the even: he awso that beaweth t-the cawcase of it 
shaww w-wash his cwothes, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

11:41 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing that cweepeth upon t-the eawth shaww be 
an abominyation; it shaww nyot be e-eaten. 

1-11:42 W-Whatsoevew goeth upon t-the b-bewwy, and whatsoevew goeth upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
fouw, ow whatsoevew hath mowe feet among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-cweeping things that 
cweep upon t-the eawth, t-them ye shaww nyot eat; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe an 
abominyation. 

1-11:43 Ye shaww nyot make youwsewves abominyabwe with any c-cweeping t-thing 
that cweepeth, nyeithew shaww ye make youwsewves uncwean with t-them, 
that ye shouwd be defiwed theweby. 

11:44 Fow I am t-the WOWD youw G-God: ye shaww thewefowe sanctify 
youwsewves, and ye shaww be (＃￣ω￣) h-howy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am howy: nyeithew shaww ye 
defiwe youwsewves with any m-mannyew of c-cweeping t-thing that cweepeth upon 
t-the eawth. 

11:45 Fow I am t-the WOWD that bwingeth you up out of t-the wand of Egypt, 
to be youw G-God: ye shaww thewefowe be howy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am howy. 

1-11:46 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the beasts, and of t-the foww, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
wiving cweatuwe that moveth in t-the w-watews, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cweatuwe that 
cweepeth upon t-the eawth: 11:47 To make a diffewence b-between t-the 
uncwean and t-the cwean, and b-between t-the beast that may be eaten and t-the 
beast that may nyot be e-eaten. 

12:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, If a woman have ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived seed, and bown a 
man chiwd: t-then she shaww be uncwean seven days; a-accowding to t-the days 
of t-the sepawation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew infiwmity shaww she be uncwean. 

12:3 And in t-the eighth day t-the fwesh of his foweskin shaww be 
c-ciwcumcised. 

12:4 And she shaww t-then continyue in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of hew p-puwifying thwee 
and thiwty days; she shaww touch nyo hawwowed thing, (=`ω´=) n-nyow come into t-the 
s-sanctuawy, untiw t-the days of hew p-puwifying be f-fuwfiwwed. 

1-12:5 But if she beaw a m-maid chiwd, t-then she shaww be uncwean two 
w-weeks, as in hew sepawation: and she shaww continyue in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of 
hew p-puwifying (o_O)! t-thweescowe and six days. 

12:6 And when t-the days of hew p-puwifying awe fuwfiwwed, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a son, ow 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a d-daughtew, she shaww bwing a wamb of t-the fiwst yeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt 
o-offewing, and a young pigeon, ow a tuwtwedove, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, 
u-unto t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, u-unto t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 
(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 Who shaww offew it befowe t-the WOWD, and make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
hew; and she shaww be cweansed fwom t-the i-issue of hew bwood. This is 
t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew that hath bown a m-mawe ow a f-femawe. 

12:8 And if she be nyot abwe to bwing a wamb, t-then she shaww bwing two 
tuwtwes, ow two young pigeons; t-the onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt o-offewing, and t-the 
othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
hew, and she shaww be cwean. 

13:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and Aawon, s-saying, 13:2 When a man 
shaww have in t-the skin of his fwesh a wising, a s-scab, ow bwight |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, 
and it be in t-the skin of his fwesh w-wike t-the pwague of w-wepwosy; t-then he 
shaww be b-bwought u-unto Aawon t-the pwiest, ow u-unto onye of his sons t-the 
pwiests: 13:3 And t-the pwiest shaww wook on t-the pwague in t-the skin of 
t-the fwesh: and when t-the haiw in t-the pwague is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed white, and t-the 
pwague in sight be deepew than t-the skin of his f-fwesh, it is a pwague 
of wepwosy: and t-the pwiest shaww wook on him, and pwonyounce him 
uncwean. 

13:4 If t-the bwight spot be white in t-the skin of his f-fwesh, and in 
sight be nyot deepew than t-the s-skin, and t-the haiw theweof be nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
white; t-then t-the pwiest shaww s-shut up him that hath t-the pwague seven 
( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 13:5 And t-the pwiest shaww wook on him t-the seventh day: and, 
b-behowd, if t-the pwague in his sight be a-at a stay, and t-the pwague spwead 
nyot in t-the skin; t-then t-the pwiest shaww s-shut him up seven days mowe: 
13:6 And t-the pwiest shaww wook on him again t-the seventh day: and, 
b-behowd, if t-the pwague be somewhat dawk, and t-the pwague spwead nyot in 
t-the s-skin, t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him cwean: it is but a scab: and 
he shaww w-wash his cwothes, and be cwean. 

13:7 But if t-the scab spwead m-much a-abwoad in t-the s-skin, aftew that he 
hath b-been s-seen of t-the pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-cweansing, he shaww be s-seen of 
t-the pwiest again. 

13:8 And if t-the pwiest s-see that, b-behowd, t-the scab spweadeth in t-the 
s-skin, t-then t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him uncwean: it is a wepwosy. 

13:9 When t-the pwague of wepwosy is in a ^.^ m-man, t-then he shaww be b-bwought 
u-unto t-the pwiest; 1-13:10 And t-the pwiest shaww s-see him: and, b-behowd, if 
t-the wising be white in t-the s-skin, and it have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the haiw white, 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be quick waw fwesh in t-the wising; 1-13:11 I-It is an o-owd wepwosy 
in t-the skin of his f-fwesh, and t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him u-uncwean, 
and shaww nyot s-shut him up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is uncwean. 

13:12 And if a wepwosy bweak out a-abwoad in t-the s-skin, and t-the wepwosy 
covew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the skin of him that hath t-the pwague fwom his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head even to 
his foot, whewesoevew t-the pwiest wooketh; 13:13 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww 
considew: and, b-behowd, if t-the wepwosy have covewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his f-fwesh, he 
shaww pwonyounce him cwean that hath t-the pwague: it is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
white: he is cwean. 

13:14 But when waw fwesh appeaweth in him, he shaww be uncwean. 

13:15 And t-the pwiest shaww s-see t-the waw f-fwesh, and pwonyounce him to be 
uncwean: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waw fwesh is uncwean: it is a wepwosy. 

1-13:16 Ow if t-the waw fwesh tuwn again, and be changed u-unto white, he 
shaww come u-unto t-the pwiest; 13:17 And t-the pwiest shaww s-see him: and, 
b-behowd, if t-the pwague be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into white; t-then t-the pwiest shaww 
pwonyounce him cwean that hath t-the pwague: he is cwean. 

13:18 The fwesh awso, in which, even in t-the skin t-theweof, w-was a b-boiw, 
and is heawed, 13:19 And in t-the pwace of t-the boiw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a white 
wising, ow a bwight |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, white, and somewhat weddish, and it be 
shewed to t-the pwiest; 1-13:20 And (O_O;) i-if, when t-the pwiest seeth it, b-behowd, 
it be in sight w-wowew than t-the s-skin, and t-the haiw theweof be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
white; t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him uncwean: it is a pwague of 
wepwosy bwoken out of t-the (o^ ^o) b-boiw. 

13:21 But if t-the pwiest wook on it, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo white 
haiws thewein, and if it be nyot w-wowew than t-the s-skin, but be somewhat 
dawk; t-then t-the pwiest shaww s-shut him up seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 13:22 And if it 
spwead m-much a-abwoad in t-the s-skin, t-then t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him 
uncwean: it is a pwague. 

13:23 But if t-the bwight spot stay in his pwace, and spwead nyot, it is 
a b-buwnying boiw; and t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him cwean. 

13:24 Ow if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any f-fwesh, in t-the skin wheweof (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a hot 
buwnying, and t-the quick fwesh that buwnyeth have a white bwight |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, 
somewhat weddish, ow white; 13:25 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww wook upon i-it: 
and, b-behowd, if t-the haiw in t-the bwight spot be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed white, and it be 
in sight deepew than t-the skin; it is a wepwosy bwoken out of t-the 
buwnying: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him uncwean: it is t-the 
pwague of wepwosy. 

13:26 But if t-the pwiest wook on it, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo white 
haiw in t-the bwight |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, and it be nyo w-wowew than t-the othew s-skin, but 
be somewhat dawk; t-then t-the pwiest shaww s-shut him up seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 13:27 
And t-the pwiest shaww wook upon him t-the seventh day: and if it be 
spwead m-much a-abwoad in t-the s-skin, t-then t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him 
uncwean: it is t-the pwague of wepwosy. 

13:28 And if t-the bwight spot stay in his pwace, and spwead nyot in t-the 
s-skin, but it be somewhat dawk; it is a wising of t-the buwnying, and t-the 
pwiest shaww pwonyounce him cwean: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is an infwammation of t-the 
b-buwnying. 

13:29 If a man ow woman have a pwague upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head ow t-the b-beawd; 
13:30 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww s-see t-the pwague: and, b-behowd, if it be in 
sight deepew than t-the skin; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be in it a (T_T) y-yewwow thin haiw; 
t-then t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him uncwean: it is a dwy scaww, even a 
wepwosy upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head ow (❤ω❤) b-beawd. 

13:31 And if t-the pwiest wook on t-the pwague of t-the scaww, and, b-behowd, 
it be nyot in sight deepew than t-the s-skin, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack 
haiw in it; t-then t-the pwiest shaww s-shut up him that hath t-the pwague of 
t-the s-scaww seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: ~(>_<~) 1-13:32 And in t-the seventh day t-the pwiest shaww 
wook on t-the pwague: and, b-behowd, if t-the s-scaww spwead nyot, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be 
in it nyo (T_T) y-yewwow haiw, and t-the s-scaww be nyot in sight deepew than t-the 
skin; 13:33 He shaww be shaven, but t-the s-scaww shaww he nyot shave; and 
t-the pwiest shaww s-shut up him that hath t-the s-scaww seven days mowe: 
13:34 And in t-the seventh day t-the pwiest shaww wook on t-the scaww: and, 
b-behowd, if t-the s-scaww be nyot spwead in t-the s-skin, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be in sight deepew 
than t-the skin; t-then t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him cwean: and he shaww 
w-wash his cwothes, and be cwean. 

13:35 But if t-the s-scaww spwead m-much in t-the skin aftew his c-cweansing; 
13:36 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww wook on him: and, b-behowd, if t-the s-scaww be 
spwead in t-the s-skin, t-the pwiest shaww nyot seek (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (T_T) y-yewwow haiw; he is 
uncwean. 

13:37 But if t-the s-scaww be in his sight a-at a stay, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack haiw g-gwown up thewein; t-the s-scaww is heawed, he is cwean: and t-the 
pwiest shaww pwonyounce him cwean. 

(☆▽☆) *shuffles closer* 1-13:38 If a man awso ow a woman have in t-the skin of theiw fwesh bwight 
spots, even white bwight spots; 13:39 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww w-wook: and, 
b-behowd, if t-the bwight spots in t-the skin of theiw fwesh be dawkish 
white; it is a fweckwed spot that g-gwoweth in t-the skin; he is cwean. 

13:40 And t-the man whose haiw is f-fawwen off his head, he is bawd; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
is he cwean. 

13:41 And he that hath his haiw f-fawwen off fwom t-the pawt of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head 
towawd his face, he is fowehead b-bawd: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is he cwean. 

13:42 And if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be in t-the bawd head, ow bawd fowehead, a white 
weddish sowe; it is a wepwosy spwung up in his bawd head, ow his bawd 
fowehead. 

13:43 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww wook upon i-it: and, b-behowd, if t-the wising 
of t-the sowe be white weddish in his bawd head, ow in his bawd 
fowehead, as t-the wepwosy appeaweth in t-the skin of t-the fwesh; 13:44 He 
is a wepwous ^.^ m-man, he is uncwean: t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce him 
u-uttewwy (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; his pwague is in his head. 

13:45 And t-the wepew in whom t-the pwague is, his cwothes shaww be went, 
and his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head bawe, and he shaww put a covewing upon his (--_--) u-uppew w-wip, and 
shaww cwy, Uncwean, uncwean. 

1-13:46 Aww t-the days whewein t-the pwague shaww be in him he shaww be 
defiwed; he is uncwean: he shaww dweww awonye; without t-the camp shaww 
his h-habitation be. 

1-13:47 The gawment awso that t-the pwague of wepwosy is in, whethew it be 
a ╰(▔∀▔)╯ w-woowwen gawment, ow a winyen gawment; (o^ ^o)/ 1-13:48 Whethew it be in t-the 
wawp, ow woof; of winyen, ow of woowwen; whethew in a s-skin, ow in any 
t-thing m-made of skin; 13:49 And if t-the pwague be gweenyish ow weddish in 
t-the gawment, ow in t-the s-skin, eithew in t-the wawp, ow in t-the woof, ow in 
any t-thing of skin; it is a pwague of wepwosy, and shaww be shewed u-unto 
t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 13:50 And t-the pwiest shaww wook upon t-the pwague, and s-shut 
up it that hath t-the pwague seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 13:51 And he shaww wook on t-the 
pwague on t-the seventh day: if t-the pwague be spwead in t-the gawment, 
eithew in t-the wawp, ow in t-the woof, ow in a s-skin, ow in any wowk that 
is m-made of skin; t-the pwague is a fwetting w-wepwosy; it is uncwean. 

13:52 He shaww thewefowe buwn that gawment, whethew wawp ow woof, in 
╰(▔∀▔)╯ w-woowwen ow in winyen, ow any t-thing of s-skin, whewein t-the pwague i-is: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
it is a fwetting w-wepwosy; it shaww be buwnt in t-the fiwe. 

13:53 And if t-the pwiest shaww wook, and, b-behowd, t-the pwague be nyot 
spwead in t-the gawment, eithew in t-the wawp, ow in t-the woof, ow in any 
t-thing of skin; 13:54 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww command that they w-wash t-the 
t-thing whewein t-the pwague is, and he shaww s-shut it up seven days mowe: 
1-13:55 And t-the pwiest shaww wook on t-the pwague, aftew that it is 
washed: and, b-behowd, if t-the pwague have nyot changed his cowouw, and 
t-the pwague be nyot spwead; it is (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; t-thou shawt buwn it in t-the 
fiwe; it is fwet inwawd, whethew it be bawe within ow without. 

13:56 And if t-the pwiest wook, and, b-behowd, t-the pwague be somewhat dawk 
aftew t-the washing of it; t-then he shaww w-wend it out of t-the gawment, ow 
out of t-the s-skin, ow out of t-the wawp, ow out of t-the woof: 13:57 And if 
it appeaw stiww in t-the gawment, eithew in t-the wawp, ow in t-the woof, ow 
in any t-thing of skin; it is a spweading pwague: t-thou shawt buwn that 
whewein t-the pwague is with fiwe. 

13:58 And t-the gawment, eithew wawp, ow woof, ow whatsoevew t-thing of 
skin it be, which t-thou shawt wash, if t-the pwague be depawted fwom 
t-them, t-then it shaww be washed t-the second time, and shaww be cwean. 

13:59 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the pwague of wepwosy in a gawment of ╰(▔∀▔)╯ w-woowwen 
ow winyen, eithew in t-the wawp, ow woof, ow any t-thing of skins, to 
pwonyounce it cwean, ow to pwonyounce it uncwean. 

14:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 14:2 This shaww be t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw 
of t-the wepew in t-the day of his cweansing: He shaww be b-bwought u-unto t-the 
x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 14:3 And t-the pwiest shaww go fowth out of t-the camp; and t-the 
pwiest shaww wook, and, b-behowd, if t-the pwague of wepwosy be heawed in 
t-the w-wepew; 14:4 T-Then shaww t-the pwiest command to o(>ω<)o t-take (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that is 
to be cweansed two biwds a-awive and cwean, and cedaw wood, and scawwet, 
and hyssop: 1-14:5 And t-the pwiest shaww command that onye of t-the biwds be 
kiwwed in an eawthen vessew o-ovew wunnying watew: 14:6 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wiving 
b-biwd, he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take it, and t-the cedaw wood, and t-the scawwet, and t-the 
h-hyssop, and shaww dip t-them and t-the wiving biwd in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the 
biwd that w-was kiwwed o-ovew t-the wunnying watew: 14:7 And he shaww 
spwinkwe upon him that is to be cweansed fwom t-the wepwosy seven times, 
and shaww pwonyounce him cwean, and shaww wet t-the wiving biwd woose 
into t-the open fiewd. 

14:8 And he that is to be cweansed shaww w-wash his cwothes, and shave 
off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his haiw, and w-wash himsewf in watew, that he may be cwean: and 
aftew that he shaww come into t-the camp, and shaww tawwy a-abwoad out of 
his >_> t-tent seven days. 

14:9 But it shaww be on t-the seventh day, that he shaww shave (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
haiw off his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and his beawd and his eyebwows, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his haiw he 
shaww shave off: and he shaww w-wash his cwothes, awso he shaww w-wash his 
fwesh in watew, and he shaww be cwean. 

14:10 And on t-the eighth day he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take two he w-wambs without 
bwemish, and onye ewe wamb of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish, and thwee 
(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws of finye fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing, mingwed with oiw, and 
onye wog of oiw. 

14:11 And t-the pwiest that m-maketh him cwean shaww pwesent t-the man that 
is to be m-made cwean, and those things, befowe t-the WOWD, a-at t-the doow of 
t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 1-14:12 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take 
onye he wamb, and offew him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass o-offewing, and t-the wog of 
oiw, and wave t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing befowe t-the WOWD: 14:13 And he 
shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wamb in t-the pwace whewe he shaww kiww t-the sin offewing 
and t-the buwnt o-offewing, in t-the h-howy p-pwace: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as t-the sin offewing is 
t-the pwiest's, so is t-the twespass o-offewing: it is most howy: 14:14 And 
t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take s-some of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the twespass o-offewing, and 
t-the pwiest shaww put it upon t-the t-tip of t-the wight eaw of him that is 
to be cweansed, and upon t-the thumb of his wight hand, and upon t-the 
gweat toe of his wight foot: 1-14:15 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take s-some of 
t-the wog of oiw, and p-pouw it into t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm of his own weft hand: 14:16 
And t-the pwiest shaww dip his wight f-fingew in t-the oiw that is in his 
weft hand, and shaww spwinkwe of t-the oiw with his f-fingew seven times 
befowe t-the WOWD: 14:17 And of t-the w-west of t-the oiw that is in his hand 
shaww t-the pwiest put upon t-the t-tip of t-the wight eaw of him that is to 
be cweansed, and upon t-the thumb of his wight hand, and upon t-the gweat 
toe of his wight foot, upon t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the twespass o-offewing: (x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 
And t-the wemnyant of t-the oiw that is in t-the pwiest's hand he shaww p-pouw 
upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of him that is to be cweansed: and t-the pwiest shaww make 
an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him befowe t-the WOWD. 

1-14:19 And t-the pwiest shaww offew t-the sin o-offewing, and make an 
atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that is to be cweansed fwom his u-uncweannyess; and 
aftewwawd he shaww kiww t-the buwnt o-offewing: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And t-the pwiest shaww 
offew t-the buwnt offewing and t-the meat offewing upon t-the a-awtaw: and t-the 
pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and he shaww be cwean. 

1-14:21 And if he be poow, and c-cannyot get so much; t-then he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take 
onye wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass offewing to be waved, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
him, and onye (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat 
o-offewing, and a wog of oiw; 14:22 And two tuwtwedoves, ow two young 
pigeons, such as he is abwe to g-get; and t-the onye shaww be a sin 
o-offewing, and t-the othew a buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

14:23 And he shaww bwing t-them on t-the eighth day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his cweansing u-unto 
t-the pwiest, u-unto t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, 
befowe t-the WOWD. 

14:24 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the wamb of t-the twespass o-offewing, and 
t-the wog of oiw, and t-the pwiest shaww wave t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing 
befowe t-the WOWD: 14:25 And he shaww kiww t-the wamb of t-the twespass 
o-offewing, and t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take s-some of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the twespass 
o-offewing, and put it upon t-the t-tip of t-the wight eaw of him that is to 
be cweansed, and upon t-the thumb of his wight hand, and upon t-the gweat 
toe of his wight foot: 14:26 And t-the pwiest shaww p-pouw of t-the oiw into 
t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm of his own weft hand: 14:27 And t-the pwiest shaww spwinkwe 
with his wight f-fingew s-some of t-the oiw that is in his weft hand seven 
times befowe t-the WOWD: 14:28 And t-the pwiest shaww put of t-the oiw that 
is in his hand upon t-the t-tip of t-the wight eaw of him that is to be 
cweansed, and upon t-the thumb of his wight hand, and upon t-the gweat toe 
of his wight foot, upon t-the pwace of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the twespass 
o-offewing: 14:29 And t-the w-west of t-the oiw that is in t-the pwiest's hand 
he shaww put upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of him that is to be cweansed, to make an 
atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him befowe t-the WOWD. 

14:30 And he shaww offew t-the onye of t-the tuwtwedoves, ow of t-the young 
pigeons, such as he c-can g-get; 14:31 Even such as he is abwe to get, t-the 
onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and t-the othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, with t-the 
meat o-offewing: and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that is 
to be cweansed befowe t-the WOWD. 

14:32 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of him in whom is t-the pwague of wepwosy, whose 
hand is nyot abwe to get that which p-pewtainyeth to his c-cweansing. 

14:33 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 1-14:34 When 
ye be come into t-the wand of C-Canyaan, which I g-give to you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
possession, and I put t-the pwague of wepwosy in a house of t-the wand of 
youw possession; 14:35 And he that ownyeth t-the house shaww come and 
teww t-the pwiest, s-saying, I-It seemeth to m-me (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is as it wewe a pwague 
in t-the house: 14:36 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww command that they empty t-the 
h-house, befowe t-the pwiest go into it to s-see t-the pwague, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
is in t-the house be nyot m-made uncwean: and aftewwawd t-the pwiest shaww go 
in to s-see t-the house: 14:37 And he shaww wook on t-the pwague, and, 
b-behowd, if t-the pwague be in t-the wawws of t-the house with howwow 
stwakes, gweenyish ow weddish, which in sight awe w-wowew than t-the waww; 
1-14:38 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww go out of t-the house to t-the doow of t-the 
h-house, and s-shut up t-the house seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 14:39 And t-the pwiest shaww 
come again t-the seventh day, and shaww w-wook: and, b-behowd, if t-the pwague 
be spwead in t-the wawws of t-the h-house; (*^‿^*) 1-14:40 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww 
command that they o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the s-stonyes in which t-the pwague is, and 
they shaww cast t-them into an uncwean pwace without t-the city: 14:41 And 
he shaww c-cause t-the house to be (x_x)V s-scwaped within (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and they 
shaww p-pouw out t-the dust that they scwape off without t-the city into an 
uncwean p-pwace: ^.^ 1-14:42 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take othew stonyes, and put t-them in 
t-the pwace of those stonyes; and he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take othew mowtew, and shaww 
pwaistew t-the house. 

14:43 And if t-the pwague come again, and bweak out in t-the h-house, aftew 
that he hath taken away t-the stonyes, and aftew he hath (x_x)V s-scwaped t-the 
h-house, and aftew it is p-pwaistewed; 14:44 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww come 
and wook, and, b-behowd, if t-the pwague be spwead in t-the h-house, it is a 
fwetting wepwosy in t-the h-house; it is uncwean. 

14:45 And he shaww bweak down t-the h-house, t-the s-stonyes of it, and t-the 
timbew t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mowtew of t-the h-house; and he shaww cawwy 
t-them fowth out of t-the city into an uncwean pwace. 

14:46 Moweovew he that goeth into t-the house (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the whiwe that it is 
s-shut up shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

14:47 And he that wieth in t-the house shaww w-wash his cwothes; and he 
that eateth in t-the house shaww w-wash his cwothes. 

14:48 And if t-the pwiest shaww come in, and wook upon it, and, b-behowd, 
t-the pwague hath nyot spwead in t-the h-house, aftew t-the house w-was 
pwaistewed: t-then t-the pwiest shaww pwonyounce t-the house cwean, because 
t-the pwague is heawed. 

14:49 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take to cweanse t-the house two biwds, and cedaw 
wood, and scawwet, and hyssop: 1-14:50 And he shaww kiww t-the onye of t-the 
biwds in an eawthen vessew o-ovew wunnying watew: 14:51 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take 
t-the cedaw wood, and t-the h-hyssop, and t-the scawwet, and t-the wiving b-biwd, 
and dip t-them in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the s-swain b-biwd, and in t-the wunnying watew, 
and spwinkwe t-the house seven times: 14:52 And he shaww cweanse t-the 
house with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the b-biwd, and with t-the wunnying watew, and with 
t-the wiving b-biwd, and with t-the cedaw wood, and with t-the h-hyssop, and 
with t-the scawwet: 14:53 But he shaww wet go t-the wiving biwd out of t-the 
city into t-the open fiewds, and make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house: and it 
shaww be cwean. 

14:54 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of pwague of wepwosy, and scaww, 
14:55 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wepwosy of a gawment, and of a h-house, 1-14:56 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a wising, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-scab, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a bwight spot: 14:57 To t-teach when 
it is u-uncwean, and when it is cwean: this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of wepwosy. 

15:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and to Aawon, s-saying, ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Speak 
u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When any man hath a 
wunnying i-issue out of his f-fwesh, because of his i-issue he is uncwean. 

1-15:3 And this shaww be his uncweannyess in his i-issue: whethew his fwesh 
w-wun with his issue, ow his fwesh be |･ω･) s-stopped fwom his issue, it is his 
uncweannyess. 

:3 1-15:4 Evewy bed, wheweon he wieth that hath t-the issue, is uncwean: and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thing, wheweon he sitteth, shaww be uncwean. 

1-15:5 And w-whosoevew toucheth his b-bed shaww w-wash his cwothes, and bathe 
himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

15:6 And he that sitteth on any t-thing wheweon he sat that hath t-the 
i-issue shaww w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and be 
uncwean untiw t-the even. 

15:7 And he that toucheth t-the fwesh of him that hath t-the i-issue shaww 
w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the 
even. 

15:8 And if he that hath t-the i-issue spit upon him that is cwean; t-then 
he shaww w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and be uncwean 
untiw t-the even. 

15:9 And what saddwe soevew he wideth upon that hath t-the i-issue shaww 
be uncwean. 

15:10 And w-whosoevew toucheth any t-thing that w-was undew him shaww be 
uncwean untiw t-the even: and he that beaweth any of those things shaww 
w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the 
even. 

15:11 And w-whomsoevew he toucheth that hath t-the issue, and hath nyot 
winsed his h-hands in watew, he shaww w-wash his cwothes, and bathe 
himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

15:12 And t-the vessew of eawth, that he toucheth which hath t-the issue, 
shaww be bwoken: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy vessew of w-wood shaww be winsed in watew. 

1-15:13 And when he that hath an i-issue is cweansed of his issue; t-then he 
shaww (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew to himsewf seven days (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-cweansing, and w-wash his 
cwothes, and bathe his fwesh in wunnying watew, and shaww be cwean. 

15:14 And on t-the eighth day he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take to him two tuwtwedoves, ow 
two young pigeons, and come befowe t-the WOWD u-unto t-the doow of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and g-give t-them u-unto t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 15:15 
And t-the pwiest shaww offew t-them, t-the onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and t-the 
othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing; and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
him befowe t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his x3 i-issue. 

15:16 And if any man's seed of copuwation go out fwom him, t-then he 
shaww w-wash (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fwesh in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

15:17 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gawment, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy s-skin, wheweon is t-the seed of 
copuwation, shaww be washed with watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

15:18 The woman awso with whom man shaww w-wie with seed of copuwation, 
they shaww both bathe themsewves in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the 
even. 

1-15:19 And if a woman have an issue, and hew i-issue in hew fwesh be 
bwood, she shaww be put apawt seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: and w-whosoevew toucheth hew 
shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

1-15:20 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that she wieth upon in hew sepawation shaww be 
uncwean: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing awso that she sitteth upon shaww be uncwean. 

15:21 And w-whosoevew toucheth hew b-bed shaww w-wash his cwothes, and bathe 
himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

15:22 And w-whosoevew toucheth any t-thing that she sat upon shaww w-wash 
his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the 
even. 

1-15:23 And if it be on hew bed, ow on any t-thing wheweon she sitteth, 
when he toucheth it, he shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

1-15:24 And if any man w-wie with hew a-at a-aww, and hew fwowews be upon him, 
he shaww be uncwean seven days; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-bed wheweon he wieth shaww 
be uncwean. 

15:25 And if a woman have an i-issue of hew ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood many days out of t-the 
time of hew sepawation, ow if it w-wun beyond t-the time of hew 
sepawation; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of t-the i-issue of hew uncweannyess shaww be as 
t-the days of hew sepawation: she shaww be uncwean. 

15:26 Evewy b-bed wheweon she wieth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of hew i-issue shaww be 
u-unto hew as t-the b-bed of hew sepawation: and whatsoevew she sitteth upon 
shaww be u-uncwean, as t-the uncweannyess of hew sepawation. 

15:27 And w-whosoevew toucheth those things shaww be u-uncwean, and shaww 
w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the 
even. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 But if she be cweansed of hew issue, t-then she shaww (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew to 
hewsewf seven days, and aftew that she shaww be cwean. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 And on t-the eighth day she shaww o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto hew two tuwtwes, ow 
two young pigeons, and bwing t-them u-unto t-the pwiest, to t-the doow of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

15:30 And t-the pwiest shaww offew t-the onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and t-the 
othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing; and t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
hew befowe t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the i-issue of hew uncweannyess. 

15:31 T-Thus shaww ye sepawate t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom theiw 
u-uncweannyess; that they die nyot in theiw uncweannyess, when they defiwe 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabewnyacwe that is among them. 

15:32 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of him that hath an issue, and of him whose seed 
goeth fwom him, and is defiwed t-thewewith; 1-15:33 And of hew that is 
sick of hew fwowews, and of him that hath an issue, of t-the ^.^ m-man, and of 
t-the woman, and of him that wieth with hew that is uncwean. 

16:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses aftew t-the death of t-the two sons of 
Aawon, when they offewed befowe t-the WOWD, and died; 16:2 And t-the WOWD 
said u-unto Moses, Speak u-unto Aawon thy bwothew, that he come nyot a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
times into t-the h-howy pwace within t-the vaiw befowe t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy s-seat, which 
is upon t-the awk; that he die nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww appeaw in t-the cwoud upon 
t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy ~(>_<~) s-seat. 

16:3 T-Thus shaww Aawon come into t-the h-howy p-pwace: with a young buwwock 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and a wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

16:4 He shaww put on t-the h-howy winyen coat, and he shaww have t-the winyen 
bweeches upon his f-fwesh, and shaww be giwded with a winyen giwdwe, and 
with t-the winyen mitwe shaww he be a-attiwed: these awe h-howy (* ^ ω ^) g-gawments; 
thewefowe shaww he w-wash his fwesh in watew, and so put t-them o-on. 

16:5 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
two kids of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and onye wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt 
o(>< )o o-offewing. 

1-16:6 And Aawon shaww offew his buwwock of t-the sin o-offewing, which is 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his house. 

16:7 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the two goats, and pwesent t-them befowe t-the WOWD 
a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

16:8 And Aawon shaww cast wots upon t-the two (♡°▽°♡) g-goats; onye wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD, and t-the othew wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the scapegoat. 

1-16:9 And Aawon shaww bwing t-the goat upon which t-the WOWD's wot feww, 
and offew him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. 

1-16:10 But t-the goat, on which t-the wot feww to be t-the scapegoat, shaww 
be pwesented a-awive befowe t-the WOWD, to make an atonyement with him, and 
to wet him go (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a scapegoat into t-the wiwdewnyess. 

16:11 And Aawon shaww bwing t-the buwwock of t-the sin o-offewing, which is 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
h-house, and shaww kiww t-the buwwock of t-the sin offewing which is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
himsewf: 1-16:12 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take a censew f-fuww of b-buwnying coaws of 
fiwe fwom off t-the awtaw befowe t-the WOWD, and his h-hands f-fuww of sweet 
i-incense beaten s-smaww, and bwing it within t-the vaiw: 16:13 And he shaww 
put t-the i-incense upon t-the fiwe befowe t-the WOWD, that t-the cwoud of t-the 
i-incense may covew t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat that is upon t-the testimony, that he 
die nyot: 1-16:14 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the buwwock, and 
spwinkwe it with his f-fingew upon t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat eastwawd; and befowe 
t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat shaww he spwinkwe of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood with his f-fingew seven 
times. 

xDD 1-16:15 T-Then shaww he kiww t-the goat of t-the sin o-offewing, that is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
p-peopwe, and bwing his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood within t-the v-vaiw, and (^-^*)/ d-do with that ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood as 
he did with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the buwwock, and spwinkwe it upon t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
s-seat, and befowe t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat: 16:16 And he shaww make an atonyement 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howy pwace, because of t-the uncweannyess of t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, and because of theiw twansgwessions in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: and so 
shaww he (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, that wemainyeth 
among t-them in t-the m-midst of theiw uncweannyess. 

1-16:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo man in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation 
when he goeth in to make an atonyement in t-the h-howy pwace, untiw he come 
(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and have m-made an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his h-househowd, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew. 

1-16:18 And he shaww go out u-unto t-the awtaw that is befowe t-the WOWD, and 
make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it; and shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the buwwock, 
and of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the goat, and put it upon t-the howns of t-the awtaw 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

16:19 And he shaww spwinkwe of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon it with his f-fingew seven 
times, and cweanse it, and hawwow it fwom t-the uncweannyess of t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

16:20 And when he hath m-made an end of w-weconciwing t-the h-howy pwace, and 
t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and t-the awtaw, he shaww bwing t-the 
wive goat: 16:21 And Aawon shaww way both his h-hands upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of 
t-the wive goat, and confess o-ovew him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the inyiquities of t-the chiwdwen 
of I-Iswaew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw twansgwessions in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw sins, putting 
t-them upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the goat, and shaww send him away by t-the hand of 
a fit man into t-the wiwdewnyess: 16:22 And t-the goat shaww beaw upon him 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw inyiquities u-unto a wand nyot inhabited: and he shaww wet go 
t-the goat in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

1-16:23 And Aawon shaww come into t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, 
and shaww put off t-the winyen gawments, which he put on when he went 
into t-the h-howy pwace, and shaww weave t-them thewe: 16:24 And he shaww 
w-wash his fwesh with w-watew in t-the h-howy pwace, and put on his gawments, 
and come fowth, and offew his buwnt o-offewing, and t-the buwnt offewing 
of t-the p-peopwe, and make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 And t-the fat of t-the sin offewing shaww he buwn upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

16:26 And he that wet go t-the goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the scapegoat shaww w-wash his 
cwothes, and bathe his fwesh in watew, and aftewwawd come into t-the 
camp. 

16:27 And t-the buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin o-offewing, and t-the goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin 
o-offewing, whose ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood w-was b-bwought in to make atonyement in t-the h-howy 
pwace, shaww onye cawwy fowth without t-the camp; and they shaww buwn in 
t-the fiwe theiw skins, and theiw f-fwesh, and theiw d-dung. 

1-16:28 And he that buwnyeth t-them shaww w-wash his cwothes, and bathe his 
fwesh in watew, and aftewwawd he shaww come into t-the camp. 

16:29 And this shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew u-unto you: that in t-the 
seventh m-month, on t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the m-month, ye shaww affwict youw 
souws, and (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wowk a-at a-aww, whethew it be onye of youw own countwy, 
ow a stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among you: 16:30 Fow on that day shaww 
t-the pwiest make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, to cweanse y-you, that ye may be 
cwean fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw s-sins befowe t-the WOWD. 

16:31 I-It shaww be a sabbath of w-west u-unto y-you, and ye shaww affwict 
youw souws, by a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

16:32 And t-the pwiest, whom he shaww anyoint, and whom he shaww 
consecwate to m-minyistew in t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office in his fathew's ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, 
shaww make t-the atonyement, and shaww put on t-the winyen cwothes, even t-the 
h-howy gawments: 1-16:33 And he shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howy 
s-sanctuawy, and he shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awtaw, and he shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the p-pwiests, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

16:34 And this shaww be an evewwasting statute u-unto y-you, to make an 
atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw s-sins o-once a y-yeaw. 
And he did as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

17:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 17:2 Speak u-unto Aawon, and 
u-unto his ^-^ s-sons, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them; 
This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD hath commanded, s-saying, 17:3 What man 
soevew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be of t-the house of I-Iswaew, that kiwweth an ox, ow wamb, 
ow goat, in t-the camp, ow that kiwweth it out of t-the camp, 17:4 And 
bwingeth it nyot u-unto t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, 
to offew an offewing u-unto t-the WOWD befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD; 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed u-unto that man; he hath shed bwood; and that man 
shaww be cut off fwom among his peopwe: 17:5 To t-the end that t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew may bwing theiw sacwifices, which they offew in t-the 
open fiewd, even that they may bwing t-them u-unto t-the WOWD, u-unto t-the doow 
of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, u-unto t-the pwiest, and offew t-them 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace offewings u-unto t-the WOWD. 

17:6 And t-the pwiest shaww spwinkwe t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the awtaw of t-the 
WOWD a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and buwn t-the 
fat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

17:7 And they shaww nyo mowe offew theiw s-sacwifices u-unto ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, aftew 
whom they have gonye a whowing. This shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew u-unto 
t-them (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw genyewations. 

1-17:8 And t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, W-Whatsoevew man (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be of t-the 
house of I-Iswaew, ow of t-the stwangews which sojouwn among y-you, that 
offeweth a buwnt offewing ow sacwifice, 17:9 And bwingeth it nyot u-unto 
t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, to offew it u-unto t-the 
WOWD; even that man shaww be cut off fwom among his peopwe. 

17:10 And whatsoevew man (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be of t-the house of I-Iswaew, ow of t-the 
stwangews that sojouwn among y-you, that eateth any m-mannyew of bwood; I 
wiww even s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against that souw that eateth bwood, and wiww 
cut him off fwom among his peopwe. 

17:11 Fow t-the wife of t-the fwesh is in t-the b-bwood: and I have given it 
to you upon t-the awtaw to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw souws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is 
t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that m-maketh an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the souw. 

17:12 Thewefowe I said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, N-Nyo souw of you 
shaww e-eat bwood, nyeithew shaww any stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among you 
e-eat bwood. 

17:13 And whatsoevew man (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, ow of t-the 
stwangews that sojouwn among y-you, which hunteth and (＞ｍ＜) c-catcheth any beast 
ow foww that may be e-eaten; he shaww even p-pouw out t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood t-theweof, 
and covew it with dust. 

17:14 Fow it is t-the wife of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh; t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife 
theweof: thewefowe I said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Ye shaww e-eat 
t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of nyo m-mannyew of fwesh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh is t-the 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweof: w-whosoevew eateth it shaww be cut off. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy souw that eateth that which died of (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, ow that 
which w-was t-town with beasts, whethew it be onye of youw own countwy, ow 
a s-stwangew, he shaww both w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in 
watew, and be uncwean untiw t-the even: t-then shaww he be cwean. 

17:16 But if he w-wash t-them nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bathe his fwesh; t-then he shaww beaw 
his inyiquity. 

18:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 18:2 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

18:3 Aftew t-the doings of t-the wand of Egypt, whewein ye dwewt, shaww ye 
nyot do: and aftew t-the doings of t-the wand of C-Canyaan, whithew I bwing 
y-you, shaww ye nyot do: nyeithew shaww ye wawk in theiw owdinyances. 

18:4 Ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and keep minye owdinyances, to wawk 
thewein: I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

18:5 Ye shaww thewefowe keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgments: which if a 
man do, he shaww wive in (=`ω´=) t-them: I am t-the WOWD. 

18:6 N-Nyonye of you shaww appwoach to any that is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw of kin to him, to 
uncovew theiw n-nyakednyess: I am t-the WOWD. 

18:7 The nyakednyess of thy fathew, ow t-the nyakednyess of thy mothew, 
shawt t-thou nyot uncovew: she is thy mothew; t-thou shawt nyot uncovew hew 
nyakednyess. 

18:8 The nyakednyess of thy fathew's wife shawt t-thou nyot uncovew: it is 
thy fathew's nyakednyess. 

18:9 The nyakednyess of thy sistew, t-the daughtew of thy fathew, ow 
daughtew of thy mothew, whethew she be bown a-at home, ow bown abwoad, 
even theiw nyakednyess t-thou shawt nyot uncovew. 

18:10 The nyakednyess of thy son's d-daughtew, ow of thy daughtew's 
d-daughtew, even theiw nyakednyess t-thou shawt nyot uncovew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiws is 
thinye own nyakednyess. 

1-18:11 The nyakednyess of thy fathew's w-wife's d-daughtew, begotten of thy 
fathew, she is thy sistew, t-thou shawt nyot uncovew hew nyakednyess. 

18:12 T-Thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of thy fathew's sistew: she 
is thy fathew's (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw kinswoman. 

18:13 T-Thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's sistew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
she is thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw kinswoman. 

18:14 T-Thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of thy fathew's bwothew, 
t-thou shawt nyot appwoach to his wife: she is thinye aunt. 

18:15 T-Thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of thy daughtew in waw: she 
is thy son's wife; t-thou shawt nyot uncovew hew nyakednyess. 

18:16 T-Thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of thy bwothew's wife: it 
is thy bwothew's nyakednyess. 

18:17 T-Thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of a woman and hew 
d-daughtew, nyeithew shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take hew son's d-daughtew, ow hew 
daughtew's d-daughtew, to uncovew hew nyakednyess; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe hew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
kinswomen: it is wickednyess. 

18:18 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take a wife to hew sistew, to v-vex hew, to 
uncovew hew n-nyakednyess, beside t-the othew in hew wife ^w^ t-time. 

18:19 Awso t-thou shawt nyot appwoach u-unto a woman to uncovew hew 
n-nyakednyess, as wong as she is put apawt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew uncweannyess. 

18:20 Moweovew t-thou shawt nyot w-wie cawnyawwy with thy nyeighbouw's wife, 
to defiwe t-thysewf with hew. 

1-18:21 And t-thou shawt nyot wet any of thy seed pass thwough t-the fiwe to 
Mowech, nyeithew shawt t-thou pwofanye t-the nyame of thy G-God: I am t-the WOWD. 

18:22 T-Thou shawt nyot w-wie with mankind, as with w-womankind: it is 
abominyation. 

1-18:23 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou w-wie with any beast to defiwe t-thysewf 
thewewith: nyeithew shaww any woman stand befowe a beast to w-wie down 
theweto: it is c-confusion. 

18:24 Defiwe nyot ye youwsewves in any of these things: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
these t-the nyations awe defiwed which I cast out befowe you: 18:25 And 
t-the wand is defiwed: thewefowe I (^-^*)/ d-do v-visit t-the i-inyiquity theweof upon 
it, and t-the wand itsewf vomiteth out hew i-inhabitants. 

18:26 Ye shaww thewefowe keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and shaww 
nyot commit any of these abominyations; nyeithew any of youw own nyation, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow any stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among you: 18:27 (Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
abominyations have t-the men of t-the wand donye, which wewe befowe y-you, and 
t-the wand is defiwed;) 18:28 That t-the wand s-spue nyot you out awso, when 
ye defiwe it, as it s-spued out t-the nyations that wewe befowe you. 

18:29 Fow w-whosoevew shaww commit any of these abominyations, even t-the 
s-souws that commit t-them shaww be cut off fwom among theiw peopwe. 

18:30 Thewefowe shaww ye keep minye owdinyance, that ye commit nyot any 
onye of these abominyabwe customs, which wewe committed befowe y-you, and 
that ye defiwe nyot youwsewves thewein: I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

19:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 19:2 Speak u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, Ye shaww be 
howy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD youw God am howy. 

19:3 Ye shaww f-feaw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his mothew, and his fathew, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sabbaths: I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

19:4 T-Tuwn ye nyot u-unto idows, (=`ω´=) n-nyow make to youwsewves mowten gods: I am 
t-the WOWD youw God. 

19:5 And if ye offew a sacwifice of peace offewings u-unto t-the WOWD, ye 
shaww offew it a-at youw own wiww. 

1-19:6 I-It shaww be eaten t-the same day ye offew it, and on t-the mowwow: 
and if ought wemain untiw t-the thiwd day, it shaww be buwnt in t-the 
fiwe. 

19:7 And if it be eaten a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww on t-the thiwd day, it is abominyabwe; it 
shaww nyot be accepted. 

19:8 Thewefowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that eateth it shaww beaw his inyiquity, 
because he hath pwofanyed t-the hawwowed t-thing of t-the WOWD: and that souw 
shaww be cut off fwom among his peopwe. 

19:9 And when ye w-weap t-the hawvest of youw wand, t-thou shawt nyot whowwy 
w-weap t-the c-cownyews of thy fiewd, nyeithew shawt t-thou gathew t-the gweanyings 
of thy h-hawvest. 

19:10 And t-thou shawt nyot gwean thy v-vinyeyawd, nyeithew shawt t-thou gathew 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gwape of thy v-vinyeyawd; t-thou shawt weave t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the poow and 
stwangew: I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

1-19:11 Ye shaww nyot steaw, nyeithew d-deaw fawsewy, nyeithew w-wie onye to 
anyothew. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And ye shaww nyot sweaw by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame fawsewy, nyeithew shawt t-thou 
pwofanye t-the nyame of thy G-God: I am t-the WOWD. 

19:13 T-Thou shawt nyot defwaud thy nyeighbouw, nyeithew w-wob him: t-the wages 
of him that is h-hiwed shaww nyot abide with thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight untiw t-the 
mownying. 

19:14 T-Thou shawt nyot (O_O;) c-cuwse t-the deaf, (=`ω´=) n-nyow put a stumbwingbwock befowe 
t-the bwind, but shawt f-feaw thy G-God: I am t-the WOWD. 

19:15 Ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo u-unwighteousnyess in judgment: t-thou shawt nyot 
wespect t-the pewson of t-the poow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow honyow t-the pewson of t-the mighty: 
but in wighteousnyess shawt t-thou j-judge thy nyeighbouw. 

19:16 T-Thou shawt nyot go up and down as a {{ (>_<) }} t-tawebeawew among thy peopwe: 
nyeithew shawt t-thou stand against t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of thy nyeighbouw; I am t-the 
WOWD. 

19:17 T-Thou shawt nyot hate thy b-bwothew in thinye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: t-thou shawt in 
any wise webuke thy nyeighbouw, and nyot s-suffew sin upon h-him. 

19:18 T-Thou shawt nyot a-avenge, (=`ω´=) n-nyow beaw any gwudge against t-the chiwdwen 
of thy p-peopwe, but t-thou shawt wove thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as thysewf: I am t-the 
WOWD. 

19:19 Ye shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my statutes. T-Thou shawt nyot wet thy cattwe gendew 
with a (´ ω `♡) d-divewse kind: t-thou shawt nyot sow thy fiewd with mingwed seed: 
nyeithew shaww a gawment mingwed of winyen and ╰(▔∀▔)╯ w-woowwen come upon thee. 

19:20 And w-whosoevew wieth cawnyawwy with a woman, that is a b-bondmaid, 
betwothed to an husband, and nyot a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wedeemed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fweedom given 
hew; she shaww be scouwged; they shaww nyot be put to d-death, because 
she w-was nyot (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. 

19:21 And he shaww bwing his twespass offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, u-unto t-the 
doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, even a wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass 
o(>< )o o-offewing. 

1-19:22 And t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him with t-the wam of 
t-the twespass offewing befowe t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sin which he hath d-donye: 
and t-the sin which he hath donye shaww be fowgiven h-him. 

19:23 And when ye shaww come into t-the wand, and shaww have pwanted (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
m-mannyew of twees (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food, t-then ye shaww count t-the fwuit theweof as 
unciwcumcised: thwee yeaws shaww it be as u-unciwcumcised u-unto you: it 
shaww nyot be eaten of. 

19:24 But in t-the fouwth yeaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwuit theweof shaww be h-howy to 
pwaise t-the WOWD withaw. 

19:25 And in t-the fifth yeaw shaww ye e-eat of t-the fwuit t-theweof, that it 
may yiewd u-unto you t-the incwease theweof: I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

19:26 Ye shaww nyot e-eat any t-thing with t-the b-bwood: nyeithew shaww ye use 
enchantment, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o-obsewve times. 

19:27 Ye shaww nyot (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound t-the c-cownyews of youw heads, nyeithew shawt t-thou 
maw t-the c-cownyews of thy (❤ω❤) b-beawd. 

19:28 Ye shaww nyot make any cuttings in youw fwesh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
p-pwint any mawks upon you: I am t-the WOWD. 

19:29 Do nyot pwostitute thy d-daughtew, to c-cause hew to be a whowe; west 
t-the wand faww to w-whowedom, and t-the wand become f-fuww of wickednyess. 

1-19:30 Ye shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths, and wevewence o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy: I am t-the 
WOWD. 

19:31 Wegawd nyot t-them that have famiwiaw s-spiwits, nyeithew seek aftew 
wizawds, to be defiwed by (=`ω´=) t-them: I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

19:32 T-Thou shawt (☆ω☆) w-wise up befowe t-the hoawy head, and honyouw t-the f-face of 
t-the o-owd ^.^ m-man, and f-feaw thy G-God: I am t-the WOWD. 

19:33 And if a stwangew sojouwn with thee in youw wand, ye shaww nyot 
v-vex h-him. 

19:34 But t-the stwangew that d-dwewweth with you shaww be u-unto you as onye 
bown among y-you, and t-thou shawt wove him as t-thysewf; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wewe 
stwangews in t-the wand of Egypt: I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

19:35 Ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo u-unwighteousnyess in j-judgment, in meteyawd, in 
weight, ow in measuwe. 

19:36 Just b-bawances, just weights, a just ephah, and a just hin, shaww 
ye have: I am t-the WOWD youw G-God, which b-bwought you out of t-the wand of 
Egypt. 

19:37 Thewefowe shaww ye o-obsewve (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
judgments, and (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: I am t-the WOWD. 

20:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 A-Again, t-thou shawt say 
to t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Whosoevew he be of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, 
ow of t-the stwangews that sojouwn in I-Iswaew, that giveth any of his 
seed u-unto Mowech; he shaww suwewy be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: t-the peopwe of t-the 
wand shaww stonye him with stonyes. 

20:3 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against that ^.^ m-man, and wiww cut him off 
fwom among his peopwe; because he hath given of his seed u-unto Mowech, 
to defiwe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, and to pwofanye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame. 

20:4 And if t-the peopwe of t-the wand (^-^*)/ d-do any ways hide theiw eyes fwom 
t-the ^.^ m-man, when he giveth of his seed u-unto Mowech, and kiww him nyot: 
20:5 T-Then I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against that ^.^ m-man, and against his famiwy, 
and wiww cut him off, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that go a whowing aftew him, to commit 
w-whowedom with Mowech, fwom among theiw peopwe. 

20:6 And t-the souw that tuwnyeth aftew such as have famiwiaw s-spiwits, 
and aftew wizawds, to go a whowing aftew t-them, I wiww even s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face 
against that s-souw, and wiww cut him off fwom among his peopwe. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 Sanctify youwsewves thewefowe, and be ye howy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am t-the WOWD 
youw God. 

20:8 And ye shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: I am t-the WOWD which 
sanctify you. 

20:9 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that cuwseth his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew shaww be 
suwewy put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: he hath cuwsed his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew; his 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon h-him. 

20:10 And t-the man that committeth aduwtewy with anyothew man's wife, 
even he that committeth aduwtewy with his nyeighbouw's wife, t-the 
aduwtewew and t-the aduwtewess shaww suwewy be put to death. 

2-20:11 And t-the man that wieth with his fathew's wife hath u-uncovewed his 
fathew's n-nyakednyess: both of t-them shaww suwewy be put to death; theiw 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon them. 

2-20:12 And if a man w-wie with his daughtew in w-waw, both of t-them shaww 
suwewy be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: they have wwought confusion; theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww 
be upon them. 

2-20:13 If a man awso w-wie with mankind, as he wieth with a woman, both 
of t-them have committed an abominyation: they shaww suwewy be put to 
death; theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon them. 

2-20:14 And if a man o(>ω<)o t-take a wife and hew mothew, it is wickednyess: they 
shaww be buwnt with f-fiwe, both he and they; that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo 
w-wickednyess among you. 

2-20:15 And if a man w-wie with a beast, he shaww suwewy be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 
and ye shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the beast. 

20:16 And if a woman appwoach u-unto any beast, and w-wie down t-theweto, 
t-thou shawt kiww t-the woman, and t-the beast: they shaww suwewy be put to 
death; theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon them. 

2-20:17 And if a man shaww o(>ω<)o t-take his sistew, his fathew's d-daughtew, ow 
his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's d-daughtew, and s-see hew n-nyakednyess, and she s-see his 
nyakednyess; it is a wicked thing; and they shaww be cut off in t-the 
sight of theiw peopwe: he hath u-uncovewed his sistew's nyakednyess; he 
shaww beaw his inyiquity. 

20:18 And if a man shaww w-wie with a woman h-having hew sicknyess, and 
shaww uncovew hew nyakednyess; he hath d-discovewed hew fountain, and she 
hath u-uncovewed t-the fountain of hew b-bwood: and both of t-them shaww be 
cut off fwom among theiw peopwe. 

2-20:19 And t-thou shawt nyot uncovew t-the nyakednyess of thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's sistew, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow of thy fathew's sistew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he u-uncoveweth his (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw kin: they shaww 
beaw theiw inyiquity. 

20:20 And if a man shaww w-wie with his u-uncwe's wife, he hath u-uncovewed 
his u-uncwe's n-nyakednyess: they shaww beaw theiw sin; they shaww die 
(=^‥^=) c-chiwdwess. 

20:21 And if a man shaww o(>ω<)o t-take his bwothew's wife, it is an uncwean 
thing: he hath u-uncovewed his bwothew's nyakednyess; they shaww be 
(=^‥^=) c-chiwdwess. 

2-20:22 Ye shaww thewefowe keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, 
and (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: that t-the wand, whithew I bwing you to dweww thewein, s-spue 
you nyot ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

20:23 And ye shaww nyot wawk in t-the mannyews of t-the nyation, which I cast 
out befowe you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they committed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, and thewefowe I 
a-abhowwed them. 

20:24 But I have said u-unto y-you, Ye shaww i-inhewit theiw wand, and I 
wiww g-give it u-unto you to possess it, a wand that fwoweth with miwk and 
honyey: I am t-the WOWD youw G-God, which have sepawated you fwom othew 
peopwe. 

20:25 Ye shaww thewefowe put diffewence b-between cwean b-beasts and 
u-uncwean, and b-between uncwean f-fowws and cwean: and ye shaww nyot make 
youw s-souws abominyabwe by beast, ow by foww, ow by any m-mannyew of wiving 
t-thing that cweepeth on t-the g-gwound, which I have sepawated fwom you as 
uncwean. 

20:26 And ye shaww be h-howy u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD am howy, and have 
sevewed you fwom othew p-peopwe, that ye shouwd be minye. 

2-20:27 A-A man awso ow woman that hath a famiwiaw spiwit, ow that is a 
w-wizawd, shaww suwewy be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: they shaww stonye t-them with 
stonyes: theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon them. 

21:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Speak u-unto t-the pwiests t-the sons of 
Aawon, and say u-unto t-them, Thewe shaww nyonye be defiwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead 
among his peopwe: 21:2 But (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his k-kin, that is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto him, that 
is, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mothew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his fathew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his son, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
d-daughtew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his bwothew. 

21:3 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his s-sistew a viwgin, that is nyigh u-unto him, which hath 
h-had nyo h-husband; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew may he be defiwed. 

21:4 But he shaww nyot defiwe himsewf, being a chief man among his 
p-peopwe, to pwofanye himsewf. 

21:5 They shaww nyot make bawdnyess upon theiw head, nyeithew shaww they 
shave off t-the cownyew of theiw beawd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow make any cuttings in theiw 
;;w;; f-fwesh. 

2-21:6 They shaww be h-howy u-unto theiw G-God, and nyot pwofanye t-the nyame of 
theiw G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by f-fiwe, and t-the bwead 
of theiw G-God, they (^-^*)/ d-do offew: thewefowe they shaww be howy. 

21:7 They shaww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take a wife that is a whowe, ow pwofanye; nyeithew 
shaww they o(>ω<)o t-take a woman put away fwom hew husband: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is h-howy u-unto 
his God. 

21:8 T-Thou shawt sanctify him ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ t-thewefowe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he offeweth t-the bwead of 
thy G-God: he shaww be h-howy u-unto t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD, which sanctify 
y-you, am howy. 

21:9 And t-the daughtew of any pwiest, if she pwofanye hewsewf by pwaying 
t-the whowe, she pwofanyeth hew fathew: she shaww be buwnt with fiwe. 

21:10 And he that is t-the high pwiest among his bwethwen, upon whose 
( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head t-the anyointing oiw w-was pouwed, and that is consecwated to put on 
t-the gawments, shaww nyot uncovew his head, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wend his cwothes; 21:11 
N-Nyeithew shaww he go in to any dead b-body, (=`ω´=) n-nyow defiwe himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
fathew, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mothew; 21:12 N-Nyeithew shaww he go out of t-the 
s-sanctuawy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow pwofanye t-the sanctuawy of his God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cwown of t-the 
anyointing oiw of his God is upon him: I am t-the WOWD. 

2-21:13 And he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take a wife in hew viwginyity. 

21:14 A-A widow, ow a ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ d-divowced woman, ow pwofanye, ow an h-hawwot, these 
shaww he nyot t-take: but he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take a viwgin of his own peopwe to 
wife. 

2-21:15 N-Nyeithew shaww he pwofanye his seed among his peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the 
WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do sanctify h-him. 

21:16 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 21:17 Speak u-unto Aawon, 
s-saying, Whosoevew he be of thy seed in theiw genyewations that hath any 
bwemish, wet him nyot appwoach to offew t-the bwead of his God. 

2-21:18 Fow whatsoevew man he be that hath a bwemish, he shaww nyot 
appwoach: a bwind ^.^ m-man, ow a wame, ow he that hath a fwat nyose, ow any 
t-thing supewfwuous, 2-21:19 Ow a man that is b-bwokenfooted, ow 
bwokenhanded, 21:20 Ow cwookbackt, ow a dwawf, ow that hath a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish 
in his eye, ow be scuwvy, ow scabbed, ow hath his s-stonyes b-bwoken; 21:21 
N-Nyo man that hath a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish of t-the seed of Aawon t-the pwiest shaww come 
nyigh to offew t-the offewings of t-the WOWD m-made by fiwe: he hath a 
bwemish; he shaww nyot come nyigh to offew t-the bwead of his God. 

2-21:22 He shaww e-eat t-the bwead of his G-God, both of t-the most howy, and of 
t-the howy. 

21:23 Onwy he shaww nyot go in u-unto t-the v-vaiw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow come nyigh u-unto t-the 
awtaw, because he hath a bwemish; that he pwofanye nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawies: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do sanctify them. 

21:24 And Moses towd it u-unto Aawon, and to his ^-^ s-sons, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

22:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 2-22:2 Speak u-unto Aawon and 
to his ^-^ s-sons, that they sepawate themsewves fwom t-the h-howy things of t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and that they pwofanye nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame in those 
things which they hawwow u-unto me: I am t-the WOWD. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 Say u-unto t-them, Whosoevew he be of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw seed among youw 
genyewations, that goeth u-unto t-the h-howy things, which t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew hawwow u-unto t-the WOWD, h-having his uncweannyess upon him, that 
souw shaww be cut off fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwesence: I am t-the WOWD. 

22:4 What man soevew of t-the seed of Aawon is a wepew, ow hath a 
wunnying issue; he shaww nyot e-eat of t-the h-howy things, untiw he be cwean. 
And w-whoso toucheth any t-thing that is uncwean by t-the dead, ow a man 
whose seed goeth fwom h-him; 2-22:5 Ow w-whosoevew toucheth any c-cweeping 
thing, wheweby he may be m-made u-uncwean, ow a man of whom he may o(>ω<)o t-take 
uncweannyess, whatsoevew uncweannyess he h-hath; 22:6 The souw which hath 
touched any such shaww be uncwean untiw e-even, and shaww nyot e-eat of t-the 
h-howy things, unwess he w-wash his fwesh with watew. 

22:7 And when t-the sun is down, he shaww be cwean, and shaww aftewwawd 
e-eat of t-the h-howy things; because it is his food. 

22:8 That which dieth of (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, ow is t-town with beasts, he shaww nyot 
e-eat to defiwe himsewf t-thewewith; I am t-the WOWD. 

22:9 They shaww thewefowe keep minye owdinyance, west they beaw sin (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
it, and die thewefowe, if they pwofanye i-it: I t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do sanctify 
them. 

22:10 Thewe shaww nyo stwangew e-eat of t-the h-howy thing: a sojouwnyew of 
t-the pwiest, ow an h-hiwed s-sewvant, shaww nyot e-eat of t-the h-howy thing. 

22:11 But if t-the pwiest buy any souw with his monyey, he shaww e-eat of 
it, and he that is bown in his house: they shaww e-eat of his meat. 

22:12 If t-the pwiest's daughtew awso be mawwied u-unto a s-stwangew, she 
may nyot e-eat of an offewing of t-the h-howy things. 

22:13 But if t-the pwiest's daughtew be a widow, ow divowced, and have 
nyo chiwd, and is wetuwnyed u-unto hew fathew's h-house, as in hew youth, 
she shaww e-eat of hew fathew's meat: but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo stwangew e-eat 
t-theweof. 

22:14 And if a man e-eat of t-the h-howy t-thing unwittingwy, t-then he shaww 
put t-the fifth pawt theweof u-unto it, and shaww g-give it u-unto t-the pwiest 
with t-the h-howy thing. 

22:15 And they shaww nyot pwofanye t-the h-howy things of t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, which they offew u-unto t-the WOWD; 22:16 Ow s-suffew t-them to beaw 
t-the i-inyiquity of twespass, when they e-eat theiw h-howy things: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the 
WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do sanctify them. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 22:18 Speak u-unto Aawon, 
and to his ^-^ s-sons, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto 
t-them, W-Whatsoevew he be of t-the house of I-Iswaew, ow of t-the stwangews in 
I-Iswaew, that wiww offew his obwation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his vows, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
fweewiww offewings, which they wiww offew u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt 
offewing; 22:19 Ye shaww offew a-at youw own wiww a m-mawe without 
bwemish, of t-the b-beeves, of t-the sheep, ow of t-the goats. 

22:20 But whatsoevew hath a bwemish, that shaww ye nyot offew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it 
shaww nyot be acceptabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

22:21 And w-whosoevew offeweth a sacwifice of peace offewings u-unto t-the 
WOWD to accompwish his vow, ow a fweewiww offewing in beeves ow sheep, 
it shaww be pewfect to be a-accepted; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish thewein. 

2-22:22 Bwind, ow bwoken, ow maimed, ow h-having a wen, ow scuwvy, ow 
scabbed, ye shaww nyot offew these u-unto t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow make an offewing 
by fiwe of t-them upon t-the awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

22:23 Eithew a buwwock ow a wamb that hath any t-thing supewfwuous ow 
w-wacking in his pawts, that mayest t-thou offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a fweewiww offewing; 
but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a vow it shaww nyot be accepted. 

22:24 Ye shaww nyot offew u-unto t-the WOWD that which is bwuised, ow 
c-cwushed, ow bwoken, ow c-cut; nyeithew shaww ye make any offewing theweof 
in youw wand. 

22:25 N-Nyeithew fwom a s-stwangew's hand shaww ye offew t-the bwead of youw 
God of any of t-these; because theiw cowwuption is in t-them, and 
bwemishes be in (=`ω´=) t-them: they shaww nyot be accepted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

22:26 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 22:27 When a buwwock, ow 
a sheep, ow a goat, is b-bwought fowth, t-then it shaww be seven days 
undew t-the dam; and fwom t-the eighth day and thencefowth it shaww be 
accepted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

22:28 And whethew it be c-cow, ow ewe, ye shaww nyot kiww it and hew 
young both in onye d-day. 

22:29 And when ye wiww offew a sacwifice of thanksgiving u-unto t-the 
WOWD, offew it a-at youw own wiww. 

22:30 On t-the same day it shaww be eaten up; ye shaww weave nyonye of it 
untiw t-the mowwow: I am t-the WOWD. 

22:31 Thewefowe shaww ye keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: I am t-the 
WOWD. 

22:32 N-Nyeithew shaww ye pwofanye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame; but I wiww be hawwowed 
among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: I am t-the WOWD which hawwow y-you, 22:33 
That b-bwought you out of t-the wand of Egypt, to be youw G-God: I am t-the 
WOWD. 

23:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 23:2 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, Concewnying t-the feasts of t-the 
WOWD, which ye shaww pwocwaim to be h-howy convocations, even these awe 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-feasts. 

23:3 S-Six days shaww wowk be d-donye: but t-the seventh day is t-the sabbath 
of west, an h-howy convocation; ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wowk thewein: it is t-the 
sabbath of t-the WOWD in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwings. 

23:4 These awe t-the feasts of t-the WOWD, even h-howy convocations, which 
ye shaww pwocwaim in theiw s-seasons. 

23:5 In t-the fouwteenth day of t-the fiwst month a-at even is t-the WOWD's 
passovew. 

23:6 And on t-the f-fifteenth day of t-the same month is t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of 
unweavenyed bwead u-unto t-the WOWD: seven days ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must e-eat unweavenyed 
bwead. 

2-23:7 In t-the fiwst day ye shaww have an h-howy convocation: ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do 
nyo sewviwe wowk thewein. 

2-23:8 But ye shaww offew an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD seven 
( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: in t-the seventh day is an h-howy convocation: ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo 
sewviwe wowk thewein. 

23:9 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 23:10 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When ye be come into t-the wand 
which I g-give u-unto y-you, and shaww w-weap t-the hawvest t-theweof, t-then ye 
shaww bwing a sheaf of t-the fiwstfwuits of youw hawvest u-unto t-the 
x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 23:11 And he shaww wave t-the sheaf befowe t-the WOWD, to be 
accepted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: on t-the mowwow aftew t-the sabbath t-the pwiest shaww 
wave it. 

23:12 And ye shaww offew that day when ye wave t-the sheaf an he wamb 
without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish of t-the fiwst yeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. 

2-23:13 And t-the meat offewing theweof shaww be two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws of finye 
fwouw mingwed with oiw, an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
sweet s-savouw: and t-the dwink offewing theweof shaww be of winye, t-the 
fouwth pawt of an hin. 

23:14 And ye shaww e-eat nyeithew bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow pawched cown, (=`ω´=) n-nyow gween 
eaws, untiw t-the sewfsame day that ye have b-bwought an offewing u-unto 
youw G-God: it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwings. 

23:15 And ye shaww count u-unto you fwom t-the mowwow aftew t-the sabbath, 
fwom t-the day that ye b-bwought t-the sheaf of t-the wave offewing; seven 
sabbaths shaww be compwete: 23:16 Even u-unto t-the mowwow aftew t-the 
seventh sabbath shaww ye (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew fifty days; and ye shaww offew a nyew 
meat offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. 

23:17 Ye shaww bwing out of youw habitations two wave woaves of two 
(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth (＾▽＾') d-deaws; they shaww be of finye fwouw; they shaww be baken with 
weaven; they awe t-the fiwstfwuits u-unto t-the WOWD. 

23:18 And ye shaww offew with t-the bwead seven w-wambs without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish of 
t-the fiwst y-yeaw, and onye young buwwock, and two wams: they shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, with theiw meat o-offewing, and theiw 
dwink offewings, even an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of sweet savouw u-unto 
t-the WOWD. 

23:19 T-Then ye shaww sacwifice onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, 
and two w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace offewings. 

23:20 And t-the pwiest shaww wave t-them with t-the bwead of t-the fiwstfwuits 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave offewing befowe t-the WOWD, with t-the two w-wambs: they shaww be 
h-howy to t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiest. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 And ye shaww pwocwaim on t-the sewfsame day, that it may be an 
h-howy convocation u-unto you: ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk thewein: it 
shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwings (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw 
genyewations. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 And when ye w-weap t-the hawvest of youw wand, t-thou shawt nyot make 
cwean (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-widdance of t-the c-cownyews of thy fiewd when t-thou weapest, nyeithew 
shawt t-thou gathew any gweanying of thy hawvest: t-thou shawt weave t-them 
u-unto t-the poow, and to t-the stwangew: I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

23:23 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 23:24 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, In t-the seventh m-month, in t-the fiwst day of 
t-the m-month, shaww ye have a sabbath, a memowiaw of bwowing of twumpets, 
an h-howy c-convocation. 

23:25 Ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk thewein: but ye shaww offew an 
offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

23:26 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 Awso on t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth 
day of this seventh month (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a day of atonyement: it shaww 
be an h-howy convocation u-unto you; and ye shaww affwict youw souws, and 
offew an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

23:28 And ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wowk in that same day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a day of 
atonyement, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you befowe t-the WOWD youw God. 

23:29 Fow whatsoevew souw it be that shaww nyot be affwicted in that 
same day, he shaww be cut off fwom among his peopwe. 

o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 And whatsoevew souw it be that doeth any wowk in that same day, 
t-the same souw wiww I d-destwoy fwom among his peopwe. 

23:31 Ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo m-mannyew of wowk: it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwings. 

23:32 I-It shaww be u-unto you a sabbath of west, and ye shaww affwict 
youw souws: in t-the nyinth day of t-the month a-at e-even, fwom even u-unto 
e-even, shaww ye cewebwate youw sabbath. 

2-23:33 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 2-23:34 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, The f-fifteenth day of this seventh month 
shaww be t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow seven days u-unto t-the WOWD. 

2-23:35 On t-the fiwst day shaww be an h-howy convocation: ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo 
sewviwe wowk thewein. 

23:36 Seven days ye shaww offew an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the 
WOWD: on t-the eighth day shaww be an h-howy convocation u-unto you; and ye 
shaww offew an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD: it is a sowemn 
assembwy; and ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk thewein. 

23:37 These awe t-the feasts of t-the WOWD, which ye shaww pwocwaim to be 
h-howy convocations, to offew an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD, a 
buwnt o-offewing, and a meat o-offewing, a sacwifice, and dwink offewings, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing upon his day: 23:38 Beside t-the sabbaths of t-the WOWD, and 
beside youw gifts, and beside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw vows, and beside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw 
fweewiww offewings, which ye g-give u-unto t-the WOWD. 

2-23:39 Awso in t-the f-fifteenth day of t-the seventh m-month, when ye have 
gathewed in t-the fwuit of t-the wand, ye shaww keep a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto t-the WOWD 
seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: on t-the fiwst day shaww be a sabbath, and on t-the eighth day 
shaww be a sabbath. 

2-23:40 And ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take you on t-the fiwst day t-the boughs of goodwy 
twees, bwanches of (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, and t-the boughs of thick twees, and 
wiwwows of t-the bwook; and ye shaww wejoice befowe t-the WOWD youw God 
seven days. 

23:41 And ye shaww keep it a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto t-the WOWD seven days in t-the 
y-yeaw. 

I-It shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in youw genyewations: ye shaww cewebwate 
it in t-the seventh m-month. 

23:42 Ye shaww dweww in booths seven days; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe Iswaewites 
bown shaww dweww in booths: 23:43 That youw genyewations may knyow that 
I m-made t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew to dweww in b-booths, when I b-bwought t-them 
out of t-the wand of Egypt: I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

23:44 And Moses d-decwawed u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew t-the feasts of t-the 
WOWD. 

2-24:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 24:2 Command t-the chiwdwen 
of I-Iswaew, that they bwing u-unto thee puwe oiw owive beaten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wight, to c-cause t-the wamps to buwn continyuawwy. 

24:3 Without t-the vaiw of t-the testimony, in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, shaww Aawon owdew it fwom t-the evenying u-unto t-the mownying 
befowe t-the WOWD continyuawwy: it shaww be a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in youw 
genyewations. 

2-24:4 He shaww owdew t-the wamps upon t-the puwe c-candwestick befowe t-the 
WOWD continyuawwy. 

24:5 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take finye fwouw, and ;;w;; b-bake twewve c-cakes theweof: 
two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws shaww be in onye cake. 

24:6 And t-thou shawt s-set t-them in two wows, six on a wow, upon t-the puwe 
tabwe befowe t-the WOWD. 

24:7 And t-thou shawt put puwe fwankincense upon each wow, that it may 
be on t-the bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a m-memowiaw, even an offewing m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the 
WOWD. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 Evewy sabbath he shaww s-set it in owdew befowe t-the WOWD 
c-continyuawwy, being taken fwom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew by an evewwasting 
covenyant. 

24:9 And it shaww be Aawon's and his sons'; and they shaww e-eat it in 
t-the h-howy p-pwace: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is most h-howy u-unto him of t-the offewings of t-the 
WOWD m-made by fiwe by a pewpetuaw statute. 

24:10 And t-the son of an Iswaewitish woman, whose o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was an 
Egyptian, went out among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: and this son of t-the 
Iswaewitish woman and a man of Iswaew stwove togethew in t-the camp; 
24:11 And t-the Iswaewitish woman's son bwasphemed t-the nyame of t-the W-Wowd, 
and cuwsed. And they b-bwought him u-unto Moses: (and his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame 
w-was Shewomith, t-the daughtew of Dibwi, of t-the twibe of Dan:) 24:12 And 
they put him in wawd, that t-the mind of t-the WOWD m-might be shewed them. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 24:14 Bwing fowth him 
that hath cuwsed without t-the camp; and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that heawd him way 
theiw h-hands upon his head, and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation stonye h-him. 

24:15 And t-thou shawt speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, 
Whosoevew cuwseth his God shaww beaw his sin. 

24:16 And he that bwasphemeth t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, he shaww suwewy be 
put to d-death, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation shaww cewtainwy stonye him: as 
w-weww t-the s-stwangew, as he that is bown in t-the wand, when he bwasphemeth 
t-the nyame of t-the W-Wowd, shaww be put to death. 

24:17 And he that kiwweth any man shaww suwewy be put to death. 

24:18 And he that kiwweth a beast shaww make it good; beast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow beast. 

24:19 And if a man c-cause a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish in his nyeighbouw; as he hath donye, 
so shaww it be donye to h-him; 24:20 Bweach (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bweach, eye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eye, 
tooth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (O_O;) t-tooth: as he hath caused a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish in a ^.^ m-man, so shaww it be 
donye to him again. 

24:21 And he that kiwweth a beast, he shaww westowe i-it: and he that 
kiwweth a ^.^ m-man, he shaww be put to death. 

2-24:22 Ye shaww have onye m-mannyew of w-waw, as w-weww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-stwangew, as 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye of youw own c-countwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

24:23 And Moses spake to t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they shouwd 
bwing fowth him that h-had cuwsed out of t-the camp, and stonye him with 
stonyes. And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

2-25:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in mount S-Sinyai, s-saying, 25:2 Speak 
u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When ye come into t-the 
wand which I g-give y-you, t-then shaww t-the wand keep a sabbath u-unto t-the 
WOWD. 

25:3 S-Six yeaws t-thou shawt sow thy fiewd, and six yeaws t-thou shawt 
pwunye thy v-vinyeyawd, and gathew in t-the fwuit t-theweof; 25:4 But in t-the 
seventh yeaw shaww be a sabbath of w-west u-unto t-the wand, a sabbath (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the WOWD: t-thou shawt nyeithew sow thy fiewd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow pwunye thy vinyeyawd. 

25:5 That which g-gwoweth of its own accowd of thy hawvest t-thou shawt 
nyot weap, nyeithew gathew t-the gwapes of thy vinye undwessed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a 
yeaw of w-west u-unto t-the wand. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And t-the sabbath of t-the wand shaww be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy s-sewvant, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy maid, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy h-hiwed s-sewvant, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thy stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth with thee. 

25:7 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy cattwe, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the beast that awe in thy wand, shaww 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the incwease theweof be meat. 

25:8 And t-thou shawt (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew seven sabbaths of yeaws u-unto thee, seven 
times seven yeaws; and t-the space of t-the seven sabbaths of yeaws shaww 
be u-unto thee f-fowty and nyinye yeaws. 

25:9 T-Then shawt t-thou c-cause t-the twumpet of t-the j-jubiwe to s-sound on t-the 
(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the seventh m-month, in t-the day of atonyement shaww ye make 
t-the twumpet s-sound (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw wand. 

25:10 And ye shaww hawwow t-the f-fiftieth y-yeaw, and pwocwaim w-wibewty 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants theweof: it shaww be 
a j-jubiwe u-unto you; and ye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his possession, 
and ye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his famiwy. 

25:11 A-A j-jubiwe shaww that f-fiftieth yeaw be u-unto you: ye shaww nyot ( ~*-*)~ s-sow, 
nyeithew w-weap that which g-gwoweth of itsewf in it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow gathew t-the gwapes 
in it of thy vinye undwessed. 

25:12 Fow it is t-the jubiwe; it shaww be h-howy u-unto you: ye shaww e-eat 
t-the incwease theweof out of t-the fiewd. 

25:13 In t-the yeaw of this j-jubiwe ye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his 
p-possession. 

25:14 And if t-thou seww ought u-unto thy nyeighbouw, ow buyest ought of 
thy nyeighbouw's hand, ye shaww nyot o(>ω<)o o-oppwess onye anyothew: 25:15 
Accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of yeaws aftew t-the j-jubiwe t-thou shawt buy of 
thy nyeighbouw, and a-accowding u-unto t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of yeaws of t-the fwuits he 
shaww seww u-unto t-thee: 25:16 Accowding to t-the muwtitude of yeaws t-thou 
shawt incwease t-the p-pwice t-theweof, and a-accowding to t-the fewnyess of 
yeaws t-thou shawt diminyish t-the p-pwice of i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew 
of t-the yeaws of t-the fwuits doth he seww u-unto thee. 

2-25:17 Ye shaww nyot thewefowe o(>ω<)o o-oppwess onye anyothew; but t-thou shawt f-feaw 
thy God:fow I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

25:18 Whewefowe ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and (^-^*)/ d-do 
t-them; and ye shaww dweww in t-the wand in safety. 

25:19 And t-the wand shaww yiewd hew f-fwuit, and ye shaww e-eat youw f-fiww, 
and dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein in safety. 

25:20 And if ye shaww say, What shaww we e-eat t-the seventh yeaw? b-behowd, 
we shaww nyot ( ~*-*)~ s-sow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow gathew in ouw incwease: 25:21 T-Then I wiww 
command o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwessing upon you in t-the sixth y-yeaw, and it shaww bwing 
fowth fwuit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thwee yeaws. 

25:22 And ye shaww sow t-the eighth y-yeaw, and e-eat (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet of o-owd fwuit untiw 
t-the nyinth yeaw; untiw hew fwuits come in ye shaww e-eat of t-the o-owd 
stowe. 

25:23 The wand shaww nyot be sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand is minye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
ye awe stwangews and s-sojouwnyews with me. 

2-25:24 And in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of youw ^.^ p-possession ye shaww gwant a 
~(>_<~) w-wedemption (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand. 

25:25 If thy b-bwothew be waxen poow, and hath sowd away s-some of his 
possession, and if any of his kin come to wedeem it, t-then shaww he 
wedeem that which his b-bwothew sowd. 

25:26 And if t-the man have nyonye to wedeem it, and himsewf be abwe to 
wedeem it; 25:27 T-Then wet him count t-the yeaws of t-the sawe t-theweof, and 
westowe t-the ovewpwus u-unto t-the man to whom he sowd it; that he may 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto his p-possession. 

25:28 But if he be nyot abwe to westowe it to him, t-then that which is 
sowd shaww wemain in t-the hand of him that hath bought it untiw t-the 
yeaw of jubiwe: and in t-the j-jubiwe it shaww go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and he shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
u-unto his p-possession. 

2-25:29 And if a man seww a dwewwing house in a wawwed city, t-then he may 
wedeem it within a w-whowe yeaw aftew it is sowd; within a f-fuww yeaw may 
he wedeem it. 

2-25:30 And if it be nyot wedeemed within t-the space of a f-fuww y-yeaw, t-then 
t-the house that is in t-the wawwed city shaww be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew to 
him that bought it (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout his genyewations: it shaww nyot go out in 
t-the j-jubiwe. 

25:31 But t-the houses of t-the v-viwwages which have nyo waww (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about 
t-them shaww be c-counted as t-the fiewds of t-the c-countwy: they may be 
wedeemed, and they shaww go out in t-the j-jubiwe. 

25:32 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the c-cities of t-the W-Wevites, and t-the houses of t-the 
c-cities of theiw possession, may t-the Wevites wedeem a-at any ^w^ t-time. 

25:33 And if a man puwchase of t-the W-Wevites, t-then t-the house that w-was 
s-sowd, and t-the city of his possession, shaww go out in t-the yeaw of 
jubiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the houses of t-the c-cities of t-the Wevites awe theiw 
^.^ p-possession among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

25:34 But t-the fiewd of t-the s-subuwbs of theiw c-cities may nyot be sowd; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is theiw pewpetuaw p-possession. 

25:35 And if thy b-bwothew be waxen poow, and f-fawwen in decay with thee; 
t-then t-thou shawt wewieve him: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-though he be a s-stwangew, ow a 
sojouwnyew; that he may wive with thee. 

25:36 Take t-thou nyo u-usuwy of him, ow incwease: but f-feaw thy God; that 
thy b-bwothew may wive with thee. 

25:37 T-Thou shawt nyot g-give him thy monyey upon usuwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wend him thy 
v-victuaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-incwease. 

25:38 I am t-the WOWD youw G-God, which b-bwought you fowth out of t-the wand 
of Egypt, to g-give you t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and to be youw God. 

25:39 And if thy b-bwothew that d-dwewweth by thee be waxen poow, and be 
sowd u-unto thee; t-thou shawt nyot compew him to sewve as a bondsewvant: 
25:40 But as an h-hiwed s-sewvant, and as a sojouwnyew, he shaww be with 
thee, and shaww sewve thee u-unto t-the yeaw of j-jubiwe. 

25:41 And t-then shaww he depawt fwom thee, both he and his chiwdwen 
with him, and shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto his own famiwy, and u-unto t-the 
^.^ p-possession of his f-fathews shaww he wetuwn. 

25:42 Fow they awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvants, which I b-bwought fowth out of t-the wand 
of Egypt: they shaww nyot be sowd as bondmen. 

(✧∀✧)/ 2-25:43 T-Thou shawt nyot w-wuwe o-ovew him with wigouw; but shawt f-feaw thy 
God. 

2-25:44 Both thy bondmen, and thy bondmaids, which t-thou shawt have, 
shaww be of t-the heathen that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about you; of t-them shaww ye buy 
bondmen and bondmaids. 

2-25:45 Moweovew of t-the chiwdwen of t-the stwangews that (^-^*)/ d-do sojouwn among 
y-you, of t-them shaww ye buy, and of theiw famiwies that awe with y-you, 
which they begat in youw wand: and they shaww be youw p-possession. 

2-25:46 And ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-them as an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw chiwdwen aftew 
y-you, to i-inhewit t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a possession; they shaww be youw bondmen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew: but o-ovew youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, ye shaww nyot w-wuwe 
onye o-ovew anyothew with (*・ω・)ﾉ w-wigouw. 

25:47 And if a sojouwnyew ow stwangew wax wich by thee, and thy b-bwothew 
that d-dwewweth by him wax poow, and seww himsewf u-unto t-the stwangew ow 
sojouwnyew by thee, ow to t-the stock of t-the s-stwangew's f-famiwy: 2-25:48 
Aftew that he is sowd he may be wedeemed a-again; onye of his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
may wedeem him: 25:49 Eithew his uncwe, ow his u-uncwe's son, may wedeem 
him, ow any that is nyigh of kin u-unto him of his f-famiwy may wedeem h-him; 
ow if he be abwe, he may wedeem himsewf. 

25:50 And he shaww weckon with him that bought him fwom t-the yeaw that 
he w-was sowd to him u-unto t-the yeaw of jubiwe: and t-the p-pwice of his sawe 
shaww be a-accowding u-unto t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of yeaws, a-accowding to t-the time of 
an h-hiwed sewvant shaww it be with h-him. 

2-25:51 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet many yeaws behind, a-accowding u-unto t-them he shaww 
g-give again t-the p-pwice of his ~(>_<~) w-wedemption out of t-the monyey that he w-was 
bought fow. 

25:52 And if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemain but f-few yeaws u-unto t-the yeaw of jubiwe, t-then 
he shaww count with him, and a-accowding u-unto his yeaws shaww he g-give 
him again t-the p-pwice of his w-wedemption. 

25:53 And as a yeawwy h-hiwed sewvant shaww he be with him: and t-the 
othew shaww nyot w-wuwe with w-wigouw o-ovew him in thy sight. 

25:54 And if he be nyot wedeemed in these yeaws, t-then he shaww go out 
in t-the yeaw of jubiwe, both he, and his chiwdwen with h-him. 

25:55 Fow u-unto m-me t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew awe sewvants; they awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants whom I b-bwought fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt: I am t-the WOWD 
youw God. 

26:1 Ye shaww make you nyo idows (=`ω´=) n-nyow gwaven image, nyeithew w-weaw you up 
a standing image, nyeithew shaww ye s-set up any i-image of stonye in youw 
wand, to bow down u-unto i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

26:2 Ye shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths, and wevewence o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy: I am t-the 
WOWD. 

26:3 If ye wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them; 
(*^.^*) 2-26:4 T-Then I wiww g-give you wain in d-due season, and t-the wand shaww yiewd 
hew incwease, and t-the twees of t-the fiewd shaww yiewd theiw fwuit. 

26:5 And youw thweshing shaww w-weach u-unto t-the vintage, and t-the vintage 
shaww w-weach u-unto t-the x3 s-sowing time: and ye shaww e-eat youw bwead to t-the 
fuww, and dweww in youw wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-safewy. 

26:6 And I wiww g-give peace in t-the wand, and ye shaww w-wie down, and 
nyonye shaww make you afwaid: and I wiww wid eviw b-beasts out of t-the 
wand, nyeithew shaww t-the s-swowd go thwough youw wand. 

26:7 And ye shaww c-chase youw >_> e-enyemies, and they shaww faww befowe you 
by t-the swowd. 

26:8 And five of you shaww c-chase an h-hundwed, and an hundwed of you 
shaww put t-ten t-thousand to fwight: and youw enyemies shaww faww befowe 
you by t-the swowd. 

26:9 Fow I wiww have wespect u-unto y-you, and make you fwuitfuw, and 
m-muwtipwy y-you, and estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with you. 

26:10 And ye shaww e-eat o-owd s-stowe, and bwing fowth t-the o-owd because of 
t-the nyew. 

2-26:11 And I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabewnyacwe among you: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw shaww nyot abhow 
you. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 And I wiww wawk among y-you, and wiww be youw G-God, and ye shaww be 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

26:13 I am t-the WOWD youw G-God, which b-bwought you fowth out of t-the wand 
of Egypt, that ye shouwd nyot be theiw b-bondmen; and I have bwoken t-the 
bands of youw yoke, and m-made you go upwight. 

26:14 But if ye wiww nyot heawken u-unto me, and wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
commandments; 26:15 And if ye shaww despise o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, ow if youw 
souw abhow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, so that ye wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, 
but that ye bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my covenyant: (*^.^*) 2-26:16 I awso wiww (^-^*)/ d-do this u-unto you; I 
wiww even appoint o-ovew you tewwow, consumption, and t-the b-buwnying ague, 
that shaww consume t-the eyes, and c-cause sowwow of (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and ye shaww 
sow youw seed in vain, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw enyemies shaww e-eat it. 

26:17 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against y-you, and ye shaww be s-swain befowe 
youw e-enyemies: they that hate you shaww weign o-ovew you; and ye shaww 
fwee when nyonye puwsueth you. 

26:18 And if ye wiww nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this heawken u-unto me, t-then I wiww 
punyish you seven times mowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sins. 

26:19 And I wiww bweak t-the pwide of youw powew; and I wiww make youw 
heaven as i-iwon, and youw eawth as bwass: 26:20 And youw stwength shaww 
be spent in vain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw wand shaww nyot yiewd hew incwease, nyeithew 
shaww t-the twees of t-the wand yiewd theiw fwuits. 

26:21 And if ye wawk contwawy u-unto me, and wiww nyot heawken u-unto m-me; I 
wiww bwing seven times mowe pwagues upon you a-accowding to youw sins. 

26:22 I wiww awso send wiwd b-beasts among y-you, which shaww w-wob you of 
youw c-chiwdwen, and d-destwoy youw cattwe, and make you f-few in nyumbew; 
and youw high ways shaww be >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

26:23 And if ye wiww nyot be wefowmed by m-me by these things, but wiww 
wawk contwawy u-unto m-me; 2-26:24 T-Then wiww I awso wawk contwawy u-unto y-you, 
and wiww punyish you (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet seven times (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sins. 

2-26:25 And I wiww bwing a s-swowd upon y-you, that shaww avenge t-the quawwew 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my covenyant: and when ye awe gathewed togethew within youw cities, 
I wiww send t-the pestiwence among you; and ye shaww be dewivewed into 
t-the hand of t-the enyemy. 

2-26:26 And when I have bwoken t-the s-staff of youw bwead, t-ten w-women shaww 
;;w;; b-bake youw bwead in onye oven, and they shaww d-dewivew you youw bwead 
again by w-weight: and ye shaww eat, and nyot be s-satisfied. 

2-26:27 And if ye wiww nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this heawken u-unto me, but wawk 
contwawy u-unto m-me; 2-26:28 T-Then I wiww wawk contwawy u-unto you awso in 
fuwy; and I, even I, wiww chastise you seven times (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sins. 

26:29 And ye shaww e-eat t-the fwesh of youw ^-^ s-sons, and t-the fwesh of youw 
daughtews shaww ye eat. 

26:30 And I wiww d-destwoy youw high pwaces, and cut down youw images, 
and cast youw cawcases upon t-the cawcases of youw idows, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw 
shaww abhow you. 

26:31 And I wiww make youw c-cities waste, and bwing youw sanctuawies 
u-unto desowation, and I wiww nyot s-smeww t-the savouw of youw sweet odouws. 

26:32 And I wiww bwing t-the wand into desowation: and youw enyemies 
which dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww be astonyished a-at it. 

2-26:33 And I wiww scattew you among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and wiww d-dwaw out a 
s-swowd aftew you: and youw wand shaww be d-desowate, and youw c-cities 
waste. 

26:34 T-Then shaww t-the wand enjoy hew sabbaths, as wong as it wieth 
d-desowate, and ye be in youw e-enyemies' wand; even t-then shaww t-the wand 
west, and enjoy hew sabbaths. 

26:35 As wong as it wieth desowate it shaww west; because it did nyot 
w-west in youw sabbaths, when ye d-dwewt upon it. 

26:36 And upon t-them that awe weft a-awive of you I wiww send a faintnyess 
into theiw (x_x)V h-heawts in t-the wands of theiw enyemies; and t-the s-sound of a 
shaken weaf shaww c-chase t-them; and they shaww fwee, as fweeing fwom a 
swowd; and they shaww faww when nyonye puwsueth. 

26:37 And they shaww faww onye upon anyothew, as it wewe befowe a swowd, 
when nyonye p-puwsueth: and ye shaww have nyo p-powew to stand befowe youw 
enyemies. 

26:38 And ye shaww pewish among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and t-the wand of youw 
enyemies shaww e-eat you (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

26:39 And they that awe weft of you shaww pinye away in theiw i-inyiquity 
in youw e-enyemies' wands; and awso in t-the inyiquities of theiw f-fathews 
shaww they pinye away with them. 

26:40 If they shaww confess theiw inyiquity, and t-the i-inyiquity of theiw 
fathews, with theiw twespass which they twespassed against me, and 
that awso they have wawked contwawy u-unto m-me; 26:41 And that I awso 
have wawked contwawy u-unto t-them, and have b-bwought t-them into t-the wand of 
theiw enyemies; if t-then theiw u-unciwcumcised (x_x)V h-heawts be humbwed, and they 
t-then a-accept of t-the punyishment of theiw i-inyiquity: 26:42 T-Then wiww I 
(　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with Jacob, and awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with Isaac, and 
awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with A-Abwaham wiww I wemembew; and I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the 
wand. 

26:43 The wand awso shaww be weft of t-them, and shaww enjoy hew 
sabbaths, whiwe she wieth desowate without (=`ω´=) t-them: and they shaww a-accept 
of t-the punyishment of theiw i-inyiquity: because, even because they 
(>_<) d-despised o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and because theiw souw a-abhowwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my statutes. 

26:44 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that, when they be in t-the wand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, 
I wiww nyot cast t-them away, nyeithew wiww I abhow t-them, to d-destwoy t-them 
uttewwy, and to bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am t-the WOWD theiw 
God. 

26:45 But I wiww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sakes (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the c-covenyant of theiw 
ancestows, whom I b-bwought fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt in t-the sight 
of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, that I m-might be theiw G-God: I am t-the WOWD. 

26:46 These awe t-the s-statutes and judgments and w-waws, which t-the WOWD 
m-made b-between him and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in mount (;;;*_*) S-Sinyai by t-the hand 
of M-Moses. 

2-27:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 27:2 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When a man shaww make a 
singuwaw vow, t-the p-pewsons shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD by thy (^人^) *cries* e-estimation. 

27:3 And thy estimation shaww be of t-the m-mawe fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd 
even u-unto sixty yeaws o-owd, even thy estimation shaww be fifty shekews 
of s-siwvew, aftew t-the shekew of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

27:4 And if it be a femawe, t-then thy estimation shaww be thiwty 
shekews. 

27:5 And if it be fwom five yeaws o-owd even u-unto ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd, t-then 
thy estimation shaww be of t-the m-mawe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty shekews, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-femawe 
t-ten shekews. 

2-27:6 And if it be fwom a month o-owd even u-unto five yeaws o-owd, t-then thy 
estimation shaww be of t-the m-mawe five shekews of s-siwvew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
f-femawe thy estimation shaww be thwee shekews of siwvew. 

2-27:7 And if it be fwom sixty yeaws o-owd and ＼(≧▽≦)／ *teleports behind you* a-above; if it be a m-mawe, 
t-then thy estimation shaww be f-fifteen shekews, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-femawe t-ten 
shekews. 

27:8 But if he be (☆▽☆) p-poowew than thy (≧◡≦) e-estimation, t-then he shaww pwesent 
himsewf befowe t-the pwiest, and t-the pwiest shaww vawue h-him; a-accowding 
to his abiwity that vowed shaww t-the pwiest vawue h-him. 

27:9 And if it be a beast, wheweof men bwing an offewing u-unto t-the 
WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that any man giveth of such u-unto t-the WOWD shaww be howy. 

27:10 He shaww nyot awtew it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow change it, a g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a bad, ow a (＃￣ω￣) b-bad 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a good: and if he shaww a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww change beast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow beast, t-then it and 
t-the exchange theweof shaww be howy. 

27:11 And if it be any uncwean beast, of which they (^-^*)/ d-do nyot offew a 
sacwifice u-unto t-the WOWD, t-then he shaww pwesent t-the beast befowe t-the 
x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 2-27:12 And t-the pwiest shaww vawue it, whethew it be g-good ow 
bad: as t-thou vawuest it, who awt t-the pwiest, so shaww it be. 

27:13 But if he wiww a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wedeem it, t-then he shaww a-add a fifth pawt 
theweof u-unto thy (^人^) *cries* e-estimation. 

2-27:14 And when a man shaww sanctify his house to be h-howy u-unto t-the 
WOWD, t-then t-the pwiest shaww e-estimate it, whethew it be g-good ow bad: as 
t-the pwiest shaww e-estimate it, so shaww it stand. 

27:15 And if he that sanctified it wiww wedeem his h-house, t-then he 
shaww a-add t-the fifth pawt of t-the monyey of thy estimation u-unto it, and 
it shaww be his. 

27:16 And if a man shaww sanctify u-unto t-the WOWD s-some pawt of a fiewd 
of his possession, t-then thy estimation shaww be a-accowding to t-the seed 
theweof: an h-homew of bawwey seed shaww be vawued a-at fifty shekews of 
siwvew. 

27:17 If he sanctify his fiewd fwom t-the yeaw of jubiwe, a-accowding to 
thy estimation it shaww stand. 

27:18 But if he sanctify his fiewd aftew t-the jubiwe, t-then t-the pwiest 
shaww weckon u-unto him t-the monyey a-accowding to t-the yeaws that w-wemain, 
even u-unto t-the yeaw of t-the jubiwe, and it shaww be a-abated fwom thy 
(^人^) *cries* e-estimation. 

2-27:19 And if he that sanctified t-the fiewd wiww in any wise wedeem it, 
t-then he shaww a-add t-the fifth pawt of t-the monyey of thy estimation u-unto 
it, and it shaww be assuwed to h-him. 

2-27:20 And if he wiww nyot wedeem t-the fiewd, ow if he have sowd t-the 
fiewd to anyothew ^.^ m-man, it shaww nyot be wedeemed any mowe. 

27:21 But t-the fiewd, when it goeth out in t-the jubiwe, shaww be h-howy 
u-unto t-the WOWD, as a fiewd devoted; t-the ^.^ p-possession theweof shaww be t-the 
pwiest's. 

2-27:22 And if a man sanctify u-unto t-the WOWD a fiewd which he hath 
(☆ω☆) b-bought, which is nyot of t-the fiewds of his possession; 27:23 T-Then t-the 
pwiest shaww weckon u-unto him t-the wowth of thy (≧◡≦) e-estimation, even u-unto 
t-the yeaw of t-the jubiwe: and he shaww g-give thinye estimation in that 
day, as a h-howy t-thing u-unto t-the WOWD. 

27:24 In t-the yeaw of t-the j-jubiwe t-the fiewd shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto him of 
whom it w-was (☆ω☆) b-bought, even to him to whom t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the wand did 
bewong. 

27:25 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy e-estimations shaww be a-accowding to t-the shekew of t-the 
s-sanctuawy: ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty gewahs shaww be t-the shekew. 

27:26 Onwy t-the fiwstwing of t-the beasts, which shouwd be t-the WOWD's 
f-fiwstwing, nyo man shaww sanctify it; whethew it be ox, ow sheep: it is 
t-the W-WOWD's. 

27:27 And if it be of an uncwean beast, t-then he shaww wedeem it 
a-accowding to thinye (≧◡≦) e-estimation, and shaww a-add a fifth pawt of it 
theweto: ow if it be nyot wedeemed, t-then it shaww be sowd a-accowding to 
thy (^人^) *cries* e-estimation. 

2-27:28 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding nyo d-devoted thing, that a man shaww devote u-unto 
t-the WOWD of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-hath, both of man and beast, and of t-the fiewd 
of his possession, shaww be sowd ow wedeemed: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy d-devoted t-thing is 
most h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD. 

27:29 N-Nyonye devoted, which shaww be d-devoted of men, shaww be wedeemed; 
but shaww suwewy be put to death. 

27:30 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tithe of t-the wand, whethew of t-the seed of t-the wand, 
ow of t-the fwuit of t-the twee, is t-the WOWD's: it is h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD. 

27:31 And if a man wiww a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wedeem ought of his tithes, he shaww 
a-add theweto t-the fifth pawt t-theweof. 

27:32 And c-concewnying t-the tithe of t-the hewd, ow of t-the f-fwock, even of 
whatsoevew passeth undew t-the wod, t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth shaww be h-howy u-unto t-the 
WOWD. 

27:33 He shaww nyot s-seawch whethew it be g-good ow bad, nyeithew shaww he 
change i-it: and if he change it a-at a-aww, t-then both it and t-the change 
theweof shaww be (＃￣ω￣) h-howy; it shaww nyot be wedeemed. 

2-27:34 These awe t-the commandments, which t-the WOWD commanded Moses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in mount Sinyai. 




The Fouwth Book of Moses: C-Cawwed N-Nyumbews 


1:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in t-the wiwdewnyess of S-Sinyai, in t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, on t-the fiwst day of t-the second m-month, 
in t-the second yeaw aftew they wewe come out of t-the wand of Egypt, 
s-saying, 1:2 Take ye t-the sum of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, aftew theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, with t-the 
(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of theiw nyames, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe by theiw powws; 1:3 Fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe abwe to go fowth to waw in Iswaew: 
t-thou and Aawon shaww (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-them by theiw awmies. 

1:4 And with you (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a man of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head 
of t-the house of his fathews. 

1:5 And these awe t-the nyames of t-the men that shaww stand with you: of 
t-the twibe of ╰(▔∀▔)╯ W-Weuben; E-Ewizuw t-the son of Shedeuw. 

1-1:6 O-Of Simeon; S-Shewumiew t-the son of Zuwishaddai. 

1:7 O-Of Judah; Nyahshon t-the son of Amminyadab. 

1:8 O-Of Issachaw; Nyethanyeew t-the son of Zuaw. 

1-1:9 O-Of Zebuwun; Ewiab t-the son of H-Hewon. 

1:10 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Joseph: of Ephwaim; Ewishama t-the son of 
A-Ammihud: of Manyasseh; Gamawiew t-the son of Pedahzuw. 

1:11 O-Of Benjamin; Abidan t-the son of Gideonyi. 

1:12 O-Of Dan; Ahiezew t-the son of Ammishaddai. 

1:13 O-Of A-Ashew; Pagiew t-the son of Ocwan. 

1:14 O-Of G-Gad; Ewiasaph t-the son of Deuew. 

1:15 O-Of Nyaphtawi; Ahiwa t-the son of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *looks at you* E-Enyan. 

1:16 These wewe t-the wenyownyed of t-the congwegation, pwinces of t-the 
twibes of theiw fathews, heads of thousands in Iswaew. 

1:17 And Moses and Aawon took these men which awe expwessed by theiw 
nyames: 1:18 And they assembwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation togethew on t-the 
fiwst day of t-the second m-month, and they d-decwawed theiw pedigwees aftew 
theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew 
of t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, by theiw powws. 

1:19 As t-the WOWD commanded Moses, so he nyumbewed t-them in t-the 
wiwdewnyess of Sinyai. 

1:20 And t-the chiwdwen of W-Weuben, Iswaew's (・_・ヾ e-ewdest son, by theiw 
genyewations, aftew theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, 
a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the nyames, by theiw (☆ω☆) p-powws, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe fwom 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go fowth to waw; 
1-1:21 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe of W-Weuben, 
wewe f-fowty and six t-thousand and five hundwed. 

1:22 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw 
famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, those that wewe nyumbewed of 
t-them, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the nyames, by theiw (☆ω☆) p-powws, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe 
fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go fowth to 
waw; 1:23 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe of 
S-Simeon, wewe fifty and nyinye t-thousand and thwee hundwed. 

1-1:24 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Gad, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw 
famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of 
t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go 
fowth to waw; 1:25 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe 
of Gad, wewe f-fowty and five t-thousand six hundwed and fifty. 

1:26 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw 
famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of 
t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go 
fowth to waw; 1:27 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe 
of Judah, wewe (o_O)! t-thweescowe and fouwteen t-thousand and six hundwed. 

1:28 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of I-Issachaw, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw 
famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of 
t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go 
fowth to waw; 1:29 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe 
of I-Issachaw, wewe fifty and fouw t-thousand and fouw hundwed. 

1:30 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Zebuwun, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw 
famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of 
t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go 
fowth to waw; 1:31 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe 
of Zebuwun, wewe fifty and seven t-thousand and fouw hundwed. 

1:32 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Joseph, nyamewy, of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim, by 
theiw genyewations, aftew theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw 
fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd 
and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go fowth to waw; 1:33 Those that 
wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe of Ephwaim, wewe f-fowty 
t-thousand and five hundwed. 

1:34 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw 
famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of 
t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go 
fowth to waw; 1:35 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe 
of Manyasseh, wewe thiwty and two t-thousand and two hundwed. 

1:36 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw 
famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of 
t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go 
fowth to waw; (o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe 
of Benjamin, wewe thiwty and five t-thousand and fouw hundwed. 

(^人^) 1-1:38 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Dan, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw 
famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of 
t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go 
fowth to waw; 1-1:39 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe 
of Dan, wewe (o_O)! t-thweescowe and two t-thousand and seven hundwed. 

1:40 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Ashew, by theiw genyewations, aftew theiw 
famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of 
t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to go 
fowth to waw; 1:41 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the twibe 
of Ashew, wewe f-fowty and onye t-thousand and five hundwed. 

1:42 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw genyewations, aftew 
theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew 
of t-the nyames, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to 
go fowth to waw; 1:43 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, even of t-the 
twibe of Nyaphtawi, wewe fifty and thwee t-thousand and fouw hundwed. 

1:44 These awe those that wewe nyumbewed, which Moses and Aawon 
nyumbewed, and t-the pwinces of I-Iswaew, being twewve m-men: each onye w-was 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of his fathews. 

1-1:45 S-So wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that wewe nyumbewed of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, 
by t-the house of theiw fathews, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that wewe abwe to go fowth to waw in I-Iswaew; 1:46 Even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that 
wewe nyumbewed wewe six hundwed t-thousand and thwee t-thousand and five 
hundwed and fifty. 

1:47 But t-the Wevites aftew t-the twibe of theiw f-fathews wewe nyot 
nyumbewed among them. 

1:48 Fow t-the WOWD h-had spoken u-unto Moses, s-saying, 1:49 Onwy t-thou shawt 
nyot (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-the twibe of Wevi, nyeithew o(>ω<)o t-take t-the sum of t-them among t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew: 1:50 But t-thou shawt appoint t-the Wevites o-ovew t-the 
tabewnyacwe of testimony, and o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, and o-ovew 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that bewong to i-it: they shaww beaw t-the tabewnyacwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the vessews t-theweof; and they shaww m-minyistew u-unto it, and shaww e-encamp 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the tabewnyacwe. 

1:51 And when t-the tabewnyacwe setteth fowwawd, t-the Wevites shaww o(>ω<)o t-take 
it down: and when t-the tabewnyacwe is to be pitched, t-the Wevites shaww 
s-set it up: and t-the stwangew that cometh nyigh shaww be put to death. 

1:52 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww p-pitch theiw tents, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man by 
his own camp, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man by his own s-standawd, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw 
hosts. 

1:53 But t-the Wevites shaww p-pitch (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the tabewnyacwe of 
testimony, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo wwath upon t-the c-congwegation of t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew: and t-the Wevites shaww keep t-the chawge of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of testimony. 

(＞ｍ＜) *moans* 1-1:54 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD 
commanded Moses, so did they. 

2:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 2:2 Evewy 
man of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww p-pitch by his own s-standawd, with 
t-the ensign of theiw fathew's house: faw off about t-the tabewnyacwe of 
t-the c-congwegation shaww they pitch. 

2-2:3 And on t-the east side towawd t-the wising of t-the sun shaww they of 
t-the standawd of t-the camp of Judah p-pitch (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw awmies: and 
Nyahshon t-the son of Amminyadab shaww be c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of 
J-Judah. 

2:4 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe and fouwteen t-thousand and six hundwed. 

2-2:5 And those that (^-^*)/ d-do p-pitch nyext u-unto him shaww be t-the twibe of 
Issachaw: and Nyethanyeew t-the son of Zuaw shaww be c-captain of t-the 
chiwdwen of Issachaw. 

2:6 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed t-theweof, wewe fifty and 
fouw t-thousand and fouw hundwed. 

2-2:7 T-Then t-the twibe of Zebuwun: and Ewiab t-the son of Hewon shaww be 
c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of Zebuwun. 

2:8 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed t-theweof, wewe fifty and 
seven t-thousand and fouw hundwed. 

2-2:9 Aww that wewe nyumbewed in t-the camp of Judah wewe an hundwed 
t-thousand and fouwscowe t-thousand and six t-thousand and fouw h-hundwed, 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw awmies. These shaww fiwst s-set f-fowth. 

2:10 On t-the south side shaww be t-the standawd of t-the camp of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben 
a-accowding to theiw awmies: and t-the c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben 
shaww be E-Ewizuw t-the son of Shedeuw. 

2-2:11 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed t-theweof, wewe f-fowty 
and six t-thousand and five hundwed. 

2:12 And those which p-pitch by him shaww be t-the twibe of S-Simeon: and 
t-the c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon shaww be S-Shewumiew t-the son of 
Zuwishaddai. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe fifty 
and nyinye t-thousand and thwee hundwed. 

2:14 T-Then t-the twibe of Gad: and t-the c-captain of t-the sons of Gad shaww 
be Ewiasaph t-the son of Weuew. 

2:15 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe f-fowty 
and five t-thousand and six hundwed and fifty. 

2:16 Aww that wewe nyumbewed in t-the camp of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben wewe an hundwed 
t-thousand and fifty and onye t-thousand and fouw hundwed and fifty, 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw awmies. And they shaww s-set fowth in t-the second wank. 

2:17 T-Then t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation shaww s-set fowwawd with 
t-the camp of t-the Wevites in t-the m-midst of t-the camp: as they encamp, so 
shaww they s-set fowwawd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his pwace by theiw standawds. 

2:18 On t-the west side shaww be t-the standawd of t-the camp of Ephwaim 
a-accowding to theiw awmies: and t-the c-captain of t-the sons of Ephwaim 
shaww be Ewishama t-the son of Ammihud. 

2:19 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe f-fowty 
t-thousand and five hundwed. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And by him shaww be t-the twibe of Manyasseh: and t-the c-captain of t-the 
chiwdwen of Manyasseh shaww be Gamawiew t-the son of Pedahzuw. 

2:21 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe thiwty 
and two t-thousand and two hundwed. 

2:22 T-Then t-the twibe of Benjamin: and t-the c-captain of t-the sons of 
Benjamin shaww be Abidan t-the son of Gideonyi. 

2:23 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe thiwty 
and five t-thousand and fouw hundwed. 

2:24 Aww that wewe nyumbewed of t-the camp of Ephwaim wewe an hundwed 
t-thousand and eight t-thousand and an h-hundwed, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw awmies. 
And they shaww go fowwawd in t-the thiwd wank. 

2:25 The standawd of t-the camp of Dan shaww be on t-the nyowth side by 
theiw awmies: and t-the c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of Dan shaww be Ahiezew 
t-the son of Ammishaddai. 

2:26 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe and two t-thousand and seven hundwed. 

(^ω~) 2-2:27 And those that e-encamp by him shaww be t-the twibe of Ashew: and t-the 
c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of Ashew shaww be Pagiew t-the son of Ocwan. 

2:28 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe f-fowty 
and onye t-thousand and five hundwed. 

2:29 T-Then t-the twibe of Nyaphtawi: and t-the c-captain of t-the chiwdwen of 
Nyaphtawi shaww be Ahiwa t-the son of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *looks at you* E-Enyan. 

2:30 And his host, and those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe fifty 
and thwee t-thousand and fouw hundwed. 

2:31 Aww they that wewe nyumbewed in t-the camp of Dan wewe an hundwed 
t-thousand and fifty and seven t-thousand and six hundwed. They shaww go 
hindmost with theiw standawds. 

2:32 These awe those which wewe nyumbewed of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew by 
t-the house of theiw fathews: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that wewe nyumbewed of t-the camps 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw hosts wewe six hundwed t-thousand and thwee t-thousand 
and five hundwed and fifty. 

2:33 But t-the Wevites wewe nyot nyumbewed among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; 
as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

2:34 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD 
commanded Moses: so they (✯◡✯) p-pitched by theiw s-standawds, and so they s-set 
fowwawd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye aftew theiw famiwies, a-accowding to t-the house of 
theiw fathews. 

3-3:1 These awso awe t-the genyewations of Aawon and Moses in t-the day that 
t-the WOWD spake with Moses in mount Sinyai. 

3:2 And these awe t-the nyames of t-the sons of A-Aawon; Nyadab t-the f-fiwstbown, 
and Abihu, Eweazaw, and Ithamaw. 

3-3:3 These awe t-the nyames of t-the sons of Aawon, t-the pwiests which wewe 
anyointed, whom he consecwated to m-minyistew in t-the pwiest's office. 

3:4 And Nyadab and Abihu died befowe t-the WOWD, when they offewed 
s-stwange fiwe befowe t-the WOWD, in t-the wiwdewnyess of S-Sinyai, and they h-had 
nyo chiwdwen: and Eweazaw and I-Ithamaw minyistewed in t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office 
in t-the sight of Aawon theiw fathew. 

3:5 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3-3:6 Bwing t-the twibe of Wevi 
nyeaw, and pwesent t-them befowe Aawon t-the pwiest, that they may m-minyistew 
u-unto h-him. 

3:7 And they shaww keep his c-chawge, and t-the chawge of t-the w-whowe 
c-congwegation befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the 
sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe. 

3:8 And they shaww keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the instwuments of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, and t-the chawge of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the 
sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe. 

3-3:9 And t-thou shawt g-give t-the Wevites u-unto Aawon and to his sons: they 
awe whowwy given u-unto him out of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

3:10 And t-thou shawt appoint Aawon and his ^-^ s-sons, and they shaww wait on 
theiw pwiest's office: and t-the stwangew that cometh nyigh shaww be put 
to death. 

3:11 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3:12 And I, b-behowd, I have 
taken t-the Wevites fwom among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew instead of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
fiwstbown that openyeth t-the m-matwix among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: 
thewefowe t-the Wevites shaww be minye; 3:13 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown 
awe minye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow on t-the day that I smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in t-the wand of 
Egypt I hawwowed u-unto m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in I-Iswaew, both man and 
beast: minye shaww they be: I am t-the WOWD. 

3:14 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in t-the wiwdewnyess of S-Sinyai, s-saying, 
3:15 N-Nyumbew t-the chiwdwen of Wevi aftew t-the house of theiw fathews, by 
theiw famiwies: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe fwom a month o-owd and upwawd shawt t-thou 
(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew them. 

3:16 And Moses nyumbewed t-them a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, as he 
w-was c-commanded. 

3:17 And these wewe t-the sons of Wevi by theiw nyames; Gewshon, and 
Kohath, and Mewawi. 

3:18 And these awe t-the nyames of t-the sons of G-Gewshon by theiw famiwies; 
Wibnyi, and Shimei. 

3:19 And t-the sons of Kohath by theiw famiwies; Amwam, and Izehaw, 
Hebwon, and U-Uzziew. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And t-the sons of M-Mewawi by theiw famiwies; Mahwi, and Mushi. These 
awe t-the famiwies of t-the Wevites a-accowding to t-the house of theiw 
fathews. 

3:21 O-Of G-Gewshon w-was t-the f-famiwy of t-the Wibnyites, and t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
Shimites: these awe t-the famiwies of t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ G-Gewshonyites. 

3-3:22 Those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the mawes, fwom a month o-owd and upwawd, even those that wewe nyumbewed 
of t-them wewe seven t-thousand and five hundwed. 

3:23 The famiwies of t-the Gewshonyites shaww p-pitch behind t-the tabewnyacwe 
westwawd. 

3:24 And t-the chief of t-the house of t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the Gewshonyites shaww 
be Ewiasaph t-the son of Waew. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 And t-the chawge of t-the sons of G-Gewshon in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation shaww be t-the tabewnyacwe, and t-the tent, t-the covewing 
t-theweof, and t-the hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, 3:26 And t-the hangings of t-the couwt, and t-the cuwtain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the doow of t-the couwt, which is by t-the tabewnyacwe, and by t-the awtaw 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and t-the c-cowds of it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice t-theweof. 

3-3:27 And of Kohath w-was t-the f-famiwy of t-the A-Amwamites, and t-the f-famiwy of 
t-the Izehawites, and t-the f-famiwy of t-the Hebwonyites, and t-the f-famiwy of 
t-the ต(=ω=)ต *blushes* U-Uzziewites: these awe t-the famiwies of t-the Kohathites. 

3:28 In t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mawes, fwom a month o-owd and upwawd, wewe 
eight t-thousand and six h-hundwed, keeping t-the chawge of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

3-3:29 The famiwies of t-the sons of Kohath shaww p-pitch on t-the side of t-the 
tabewnyacwe southwawd. 

3:30 And t-the chief of t-the house of t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the famiwies of t-the 
Kohathites shaww be Ewizaphan t-the son of U-Uzziew. 

3:31 And theiw chawge shaww be t-the awk, and t-the tabwe, and t-the 
candwestick, and t-the awtaws, and t-the vessews of t-the sanctuawy 
whewewith they minyistew, and t-the hanging, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice t-theweof. 

3:32 And Eweazaw t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest shaww be chief o-ovew t-the 
chief of t-the W-Wevites, and have t-the ovewsight of t-them that keep t-the 
chawge of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

3:33 O-Of M-Mewawi w-was t-the f-famiwy of t-the Mahwites, and t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
Mushites: these awe t-the famiwies of Mewawi. 

3:34 And those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mawes, fwom a month o-owd and upwawd, wewe six t-thousand and two 
hundwed. 

3:35 And t-the chief of t-the house of t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the famiwies of 
M-Mewawi w-was Z-Zuwiew t-the son of Abihaiw: these shaww p-pitch on t-the side of 
t-the tabewnyacwe n-nyowthwawd. 

3:36 And undew t-the custody and chawge of t-the sons of M-Mewawi shaww be 
t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the tabewnyacwe, and t-the baws t-theweof, and t-the piwwaws 
t-theweof, and t-the sockets t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that (・_・ヾ s-sewveth t-theweto, 3:37 And t-the piwwaws of t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, 
and theiw sockets, and theiw pins, and theiw c-cowds. 

3-3:38 But those that e-encamp befowe t-the tabewnyacwe towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, even 
befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation eastwawd, shaww be Moses, 
and Aawon and his ^-^ s-sons, keeping t-the chawge of t-the sanctuawy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
chawge of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; and t-the stwangew that cometh nyigh 
shaww be put to death. 

3:39 Aww that wewe nyumbewed of t-the W-Wevites, which Moses and Aawon 
nyumbewed a-at t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw famiwies, 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mawes fwom a month o-owd and upwawd, wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two 
thousand. 

3:40 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, N-Nyumbew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown of t-the 
mawes of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom a month o-owd and upwawd, and o(>ω<)o t-take 
t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of theiw n-nyames. 

3-3:41 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the Wevites (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me (I am t-the WOWD) instead of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; and t-the cattwe of t-the 
Wevites instead of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fiwstwings among t-the cattwe of t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew. 

3:42 And Moses nyumbewed, as t-the WOWD commanded him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown 
among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

3:43 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown mawes by t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of nyames, fwom a month 
o-owd and upwawd, of those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and 
two t-thousand two hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe and thiwteen. 

3:44 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3-3:45 Take t-the Wevites 
instead of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and t-the 
cattwe of t-the Wevites instead of theiw c-cattwe; and t-the Wevites shaww 
be minye: I am t-the WOWD. 

o(≧▽≦)o 3-3:46 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow those that awe to be wedeemed of t-the two hundwed and 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe and thiwteen of t-the fiwstbown of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, 
which awe mowe than t-the Wevites; 3:47 T-Thou shawt even o(>ω<)o t-take five 
shekews a-apiece by t-the poww, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy shawt 
t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take (=`ω´=) t-them: (-(the shekew is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty gewahs:) 3:48 And t-thou shawt 
g-give t-the monyey, whewewith t-the odd (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them is to be wedeemed, 
u-unto Aawon and to his sons. 

3-3:49 And Moses took t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption monyey of t-them that wewe o-ovew and 
a-above t-them that wewe wedeemed by t-the Wevites: 3:50 O-Of t-the fiwstbown of 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew took he t-the m-monyey; a t-thousand thwee hundwed and 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe and five shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy: 3-3:51 
And Moses gave t-the monyey of t-them that wewe wedeemed u-unto Aawon and to 
his ^-^ s-sons, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, as t-the WOWD commanded 
M-Moses. 

4:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 4-4:2 Take t-the 
sum of t-the sons of Kohath fwom among t-the sons of Wevi, aftew theiw 
famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, 4:3 Fwom thiwty yeaws o-owd and 
upwawd even untiw fifty yeaws o-owd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that entew into t-the host, to (^-^*)/ d-do 
t-the wowk in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

4-4:4 This shaww be t-the sewvice of t-the sons of Kohath in t-the tabewnyacwe 
of t-the congwegation, about t-the most h-howy things: 4-4:5 And when t-the camp 
setteth fowwawd, Aawon shaww come, and his ^-^ s-sons, and they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take 
down t-the covewing v-vaiw, and covew t-the awk of t-testimony with i-it: 4:6 
And shaww put theweon t-the covewing of badgews' skins, and shaww spwead 
o-ovew it a cwoth whowwy of bwue, and shaww put in t-the staves t-theweof. 

4:7 And upon t-the tabwe of shewbwead they shaww spwead a cwoth of bwue, 
and put theweon t-the dishes, and t-the spoons, and t-the bowws, and covews 
to covew withaw: and t-the c-continyuaw bwead shaww be theweon: 4-4:8 And 
they shaww spwead upon t-them a cwoth of scawwet, and covew t-the same 
with a covewing of badgews' skins, and shaww put in t-the staves 
t-theweof. 

4:9 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take a cwoth of bwue, and covew t-the c-candwestick of 
t-the wight, and his wamps, and his tongs, and his snyuffdishes, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the oiw vessews t-theweof, whewewith they m-minyistew u-unto i-it: 4:10 And 
they shaww put it and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews theweof within a covewing of 
badgews' skins, and shaww put it upon a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *looks at you* b-baw. 

4:11 And upon t-the gowden awtaw they shaww spwead a cwoth of bwue, and 
covew it with a covewing of badgews' skins, and shaww put to t-the 
staves theweof: 4:12 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the instwuments of 
minyistwy, whewewith they m-minyistew in t-the s-sanctuawy, and put t-them in a 
cwoth of bwue, and covew t-them with a covewing of badgews' skins, and 
shaww put t-them on a baw: 4:13 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the ashes fwom 
t-the awtaw, and spwead a puwpwe cwoth theweon: 4:14 And they shaww put 
upon it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, whewewith they m-minyistew about it, 
even t-the c-censews, t-the fweshhooks, and t-the shovews, and t-the basons, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the vessews of t-the awtaw; and they shaww spwead upon it a covewing of 
badgews' skins, and put to t-the staves of it. 

4:15 And when Aawon and his sons have m-made an end of covewing t-the 
s-sanctuawy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of t-the s-sanctuawy, as t-the camp is to s-set 
fowwawd; aftew that, t-the sons of Kohath shaww come to beaw i-it: but 
they shaww nyot touch any h-howy thing, west they die. These things awe 
t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the sons of Kohath in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation. 

4:16 And to t-the ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office of Eweazaw t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest 
p-pewtainyeth t-the oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight, and t-the sweet incense, and t-the daiwy 
meat o-offewing, and t-the anyointing oiw, and t-the ovewsight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
tabewnyacwe, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein is, in t-the s-sanctuawy, and in t-the 
vessews t-theweof. 

4:17 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon s-saying, 4-4:18 (O.O) C-Cut ye 
nyot off t-the twibe of t-the famiwies of t-the Kohathites fwom among t-the 
Wevites: 4:19 But thus (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them, that they may wive, and nyot die, 
when they appwoach u-unto t-the most h-howy things: Aawon and his sons shaww 
go in, and appoint t-them {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his sewvice and to his buwden: 
4:20 But they shaww nyot go in to s-see when t-the h-howy things awe ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-covewed, 
west they die. 

4:21 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 4:22 Take awso t-the sum of 
t-the sons of Gewshon, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the houses of theiw fathews, by theiw 
famiwies; 4:23 Fwom thiwty yeaws o-owd and upwawd untiw fifty yeaws o-owd 
shawt t-thou (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-them; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that entew in to pewfowm t-the sewvice, to 
(^-^*)/ d-do t-the wowk in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

4:24 This is t-the sewvice of t-the famiwies of t-the Gewshonyites, to sewve, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwdens: 4:25 And they shaww beaw t-the cuwtains of t-the 
tabewnyacwe, and t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, his covewing, and 
t-the covewing of t-the badgews' skins that is a-above upon it, and t-the 
hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, 4:26 And 
t-the hangings of t-the couwt, and t-the hanging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow of t-the gate of 
t-the couwt, which is by t-the tabewnyacwe and by t-the awtaw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, 
and theiw c-cowds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the instwuments of theiw sewvice, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that is m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: so shaww they sewve. 

4:27 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the a-appointment of Aawon and his sons shaww be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice 
of t-the sons of t-the Gewshonyites, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw b-buwdens, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
sewvice: and ye shaww appoint u-unto t-them in chawge (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw b-buwdens. 

4:28 This is t-the sewvice of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of G-Gewshon in t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and theiw chawge shaww be undew t-the 
hand of I-Ithamaw t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest. 

4:29 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sons of Mewawi, t-thou shawt (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-them aftew theiw 
famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews; 4:30 Fwom thiwty yeaws o-owd 
and upwawd even u-unto fifty yeaws o-owd shawt t-thou (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-them, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
that enteweth into t-the sewvice, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the wowk of t-the tabewnyacwe of 
t-the c-congwegation. 

4-4:31 And this is t-the chawge of theiw buwden, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
sewvice in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation; t-the (☆▽☆) b-boawds of t-the 
tabewnyacwe, and t-the baws t-theweof, and t-the piwwaws t-theweof, and sockets 
t-theweof, 4:32 And t-the piwwaws of t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and theiw 
sockets, and theiw pins, and theiw c-cowds, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw instwuments, 
and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw sewvice: and by nyame ye shaww weckon t-the 
instwuments of t-the chawge of theiw b-buwden. 

4:33 This is t-the sewvice of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of Mewawi, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw sewvice, in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, 
undew t-the hand of I-Ithamaw t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest. 

4:34 And Moses and Aawon and t-the chief of t-the c-congwegation nyumbewed 
t-the sons of t-the Kohathites aftew theiw famiwies, and aftew t-the house 
of theiw fathews, 4:35 Fwom thiwty yeaws o-owd and upwawd even u-unto 
fifty yeaws o-owd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that enteweth into t-the sewvice, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wowk in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 4:36 And those that wewe 
nyumbewed of t-them by theiw famiwies wewe two t-thousand seven hundwed and 
fifty. 

4:37 These wewe they that wewe nyumbewed of t-the famiwies of t-the 
Kohathites, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that m-might (^-^*)/ d-do sewvice in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, which Moses and Aawon did (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew a-accowding to t-the 
commandment of t-the WOWD by t-the hand of M-Moses. 

4-4:38 And those that wewe nyumbewed of t-the sons of Gewshon, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout 
theiw famiwies, and by t-the house of theiw fathews, (*^‿^*) 4-4:39 Fwom thiwty 
yeaws o-owd and upwawd even u-unto fifty yeaws o-owd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that 
enteweth into t-the sewvice, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, 4:40 Even those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout 
theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, wewe two t-thousand and 
six hundwed and t-thiwty. 

4:41 These awe they that wewe nyumbewed of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of 
Gewshon, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that m-might (^-^*)/ d-do sewvice in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, whom Moses and Aawon did (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew a-accowding to t-the 
commandment of t-the WOWD. 

4-4:42 And those that wewe nyumbewed of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of 
Mewawi, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw famiwies, by t-the house of theiw fathews, 4:43 
Fwom thiwty yeaws o-owd and upwawd even u-unto fifty yeaws o-owd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
that enteweth into t-the sewvice, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 4-4:44 Even those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them aftew theiw 
famiwies, wewe thwee t-thousand and two hundwed. 

4-4:45 These be those that wewe nyumbewed of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of 
Mewawi, whom Moses and Aawon nyumbewed a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the 
WOWD by t-the hand of M-Moses. 

4:46 Aww those that wewe nyumbewed of t-the W-Wevites, whom Moses and Aawon 
and t-the chief of Iswaew nyumbewed, aftew theiw famiwies, and aftew t-the 
house of theiw fathews, 4-4:47 Fwom thiwty yeaws o-owd and upwawd even 
u-unto fifty yeaws o-owd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that came to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the 
minyistwy, and t-the sewvice of t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation. 

4:48 Even those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, wewe eight t-thousand and 
five hundwed and fouwscowe, 4:49 Accowding to t-the commandment of t-the 
WOWD they wewe nyumbewed by t-the hand of Moses, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a-accowding to 
his sewvice, and a-accowding to his buwden: thus wewe they nyumbewed of 
him, as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

5:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 5-5:2 Command t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, that they put out of t-the camp {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wepew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that 
hath an issue, and w-whosoevew is defiwed by t-the dead: 5:3 Both m-mawe and 
f-femawe shaww ye put (* ^ ω ^) o-out, without t-the camp shaww ye put t-them; that they 
defiwe nyot theiw camps, in t-the m-midst wheweof I dweww. 

5:4 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did so, and put t-them out without t-the 
camp: as t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, so did t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

5:5 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 5:6 Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen 
of I-Iswaew, When a man ow woman shaww commit any sin that men commit, 
to (^-^*)/ d-do a twespass against t-the WOWD, and that pewson be guiwty; 5:7 T-Then 
they shaww confess theiw sin which they have d-donye: and he shaww 
wecompense his twespass with t-the pwincipaw t-theweof, and a-add u-unto it 
t-the fifth pawt t-theweof, and g-give it u-unto him against whom he hath 
twespassed. 

5:8 But if t-the man have nyo kinsman to wecompense t-the twespass u-unto, 
wet t-the twespass be >_< w-wecompensed u-unto t-the WOWD, even to t-the pwiest; 
beside t-the wam of t-the atonyement, wheweby an atonyement shaww be m-made 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

5:9 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy offewing of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-howy things of t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, which they bwing u-unto t-the pwiest, shaww be his. 

5:10 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's hawwowed things shaww be his: whatsoevew any man 
giveth t-the pwiest, it shaww be his. 

5:11 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 5:12 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, If any man's wife go aside, and 
commit a twespass against him, 5-5:13 And a man w-wie with hew cawnyawwy, 
and it be hid fwom t-the eyes of hew husband, and be kept c-cwose, and she 
be defiwed, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo witnyess against hew, nyeithew she be taken 
with t-the mannyew; 5:14 And t-the spiwit of jeawousy come upon him, and he 
be jeawous of his wife, and she be defiwed: ow if t-the spiwit of 
jeawousy come upon him, and he be jeawous of his wife, and she be nyot 
defiwed: 5:15 T-Then shaww t-the man bwing his wife u-unto t-the pwiest, and 
he shaww bwing hew offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew, t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of an ephah of 
bawwey m-meaw; he shaww p-pouw nyo oiw upon it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow put fwankincense 
theweon; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is an offewing of jeawousy, an offewing of m-memowiaw, 
bwinging i-inyiquity to wemembwance. 

5:16 And t-the pwiest shaww bwing hew nyeaw, and s-set hew befowe t-the WOWD: 
5:17 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howy w-watew in an eawthen vessew; and of 
t-the dust that is in t-the fwoow of t-the tabewnyacwe t-the pwiest shaww take, 
and put it into t-the watew: 5:18 And t-the pwiest shaww s-set t-the woman 
befowe t-the WOWD, and uncovew t-the woman's head, and put t-the offewing of 
memowiaw in hew hands, which is t-the jeawousy o-offewing: and t-the pwiest 
shaww have in his hand t-the bittew w-watew that causeth t-the cuwse: 5:19 
And t-the pwiest shaww chawge hew by an o-oath, and say u-unto t-the woman, If 
nyo man have wain with thee, and if t-thou hast nyot gonye aside to 
uncweannyess with anyothew instead of thy husband, be t-thou fwee fwom 
this bittew w-watew that causeth t-the cuwse: 5:20 But if t-thou hast gonye 
aside to anyothew instead of thy husband, and if t-thou be defiwed, and 
s-some man have wain with thee beside thinye husband: 5:21 T-Then t-the 
pwiest shaww chawge t-the woman with an o-oath of cuwsing, and t-the pwiest 
shaww say u-unto t-the woman, The WOWD make thee a (O_O;) c-cuwse and an o-oath among 
thy p-peopwe, when t-the WOWD doth make thy thigh to wot, and thy bewwy to 
sweww; 5:22 And this w-watew that causeth t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse shaww go into thy 
bowews, to make thy bewwy to (＞ｍ＜) s-sweww, and thy thigh to wot: And t-the 
woman shaww say, Amen, amen. 

5:23 And t-the pwiest shaww wwite these cuwses in a b-book, and he shaww 
bwot t-them out with t-the bittew watew: 5-5:24 And he shaww c-cause t-the woman 
to dwink t-the bittew w-watew that causeth t-the cuwse: and t-the w-watew that 
causeth t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse shaww entew into hew, and become bittew. 

5:25 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the jeawousy offewing out of t-the 
woman's hand, and shaww wave t-the offewing befowe t-the WOWD, and offew 
it upon t-the a-awtaw: 5:26 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take an handfuw of t-the 
o-offewing, even t-the memowiaw t-theweof, and buwn it upon t-the awtaw, and 
aftewwawd shaww c-cause t-the woman to dwink t-the watew. 

5:27 And when he hath m-made hew to dwink t-the watew, t-then it shaww come 
to pass, that, if she be defiwed, and have donye twespass against hew 
husband, that t-the w-watew that causeth t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse shaww entew into hew, 
and become bittew, and hew bewwy shaww (＞ｍ＜) s-sweww, and hew thigh shaww wot: 
and t-the woman shaww be a (O_O;) c-cuwse among hew peopwe. 

5:28 And if t-the woman be nyot defiwed, but be cwean; t-then she shaww be 
fwee, and shaww conceive seed. 

5-5:29 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of jeawousies, when a wife goeth aside to anyothew 
instead of hew husband, and is defiwed; 5:30 Ow when t-the spiwit of 
jeawousy cometh upon him, and he be jeawous o-ovew his wife, and shaww 
s-set t-the woman befowe t-the WOWD, and t-the pwiest shaww execute upon hew 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this waw. 

5:31 T-Then shaww t-the man be (o´∀`o) g-guiwtwess fwom inyiquity, and this woman 
shaww beaw hew inyiquity. 

6-6:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:2 Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen 
of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When eithew man ow woman shaww sepawate 
themsewves to vow a vow of a N-Nyazawite, to sepawate themsewves u-unto t-the 
WOWD: 6:3 He shaww sepawate himsewf fwom winye and stwong dwink, and 
shaww dwink nyo vinyegaw of winye, ow vinyegaw of stwong dwink, nyeithew 
shaww he dwink any wiquow of g-gwapes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow e-eat (つ✧ω✧)つ m-moist g-gwapes, ow dwied. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Aww t-the days of his sepawation shaww he e-eat nyothing that is m-made 
of t-the vinye twee, fwom t-the kewnyews even to t-the husk. 

6:5 Aww t-the days of t-the vow of his sepawation (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo w-wazow 
come upon his head: untiw t-the days be fuwfiwwed, in t-the which he 
sepawateth himsewf u-unto t-the WOWD, he shaww be howy, and shaww wet t-the 
wocks of t-the haiw of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head g-gwow. 

6:6 Aww t-the days that he sepawateth himsewf u-unto t-the WOWD he shaww 
come a-at nyo dead body. 

6:7 He shaww nyot make himsewf uncwean (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his fathew, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
mothew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his bwothew, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sistew, when they die: because t-the 
(;;;*_*) c-consecwation of his God is upon his head. 

6:8 Aww t-the days of his sepawation he is h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD. 

6:9 And if any man die vewy suddenwy by him, and he hath defiwed t-the 
( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his consecwation; t-then he shaww shave his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in t-the day of 
his c-cweansing, on t-the seventh day shaww he shave it. 

6:10 And on t-the eighth day he shaww bwing two tuwtwes, ow two young 
pigeons, to t-the pwiest, to t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
(=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 6:11 And t-the pwiest shaww offew t-the onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin 
o-offewing, and t-the othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, and make an atonyement 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that he sinnyed by t-the dead, and shaww hawwow his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head 
that same d-day. 

6:12 And he shaww consecwate u-unto t-the WOWD t-the days of his sepawation, 
and shaww bwing a wamb of t-the fiwst yeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass o-offewing: but 
t-the days that wewe befowe shaww be w-wost, because his sepawation w-was 
defiwed. 

6:13 And this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the N-Nyazawite, when t-the days of his 
sepawation awe fuwfiwwed: he shaww be b-bwought u-unto t-the doow of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 6:14 And he shaww offew his offewing 
u-unto t-the WOWD, onye he wamb of t-the fiwst yeaw without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
buwnt o-offewing, and onye ewe wamb of t-the fiwst yeaw without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a sin o-offewing, and onye wam without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace offewings, 6:15 
And a basket of unweavenyed bwead, c-cakes of finye fwouw mingwed with 
oiw, and wafews of unweavenyed bwead anyointed with oiw, and theiw meat 
o-offewing, and theiw dwink offewings. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And t-the pwiest shaww bwing t-them befowe t-the WOWD, and shaww offew 
his sin o-offewing, and his buwnt o-offewing: 6-6:17 And he shaww offew t-the 
wam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace offewings u-unto t-the WOWD, with t-the basket 
of unweavenyed bwead: t-the pwiest shaww offew awso his meat o-offewing, 
and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. 

6:18 And t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ N-Nyazawite shaww shave t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his sepawation a-at t-the 
doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the haiw of 
t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his sepawation, and put it in t-the fiwe which is undew t-the 
sacwifice of t-the peace offewings. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the sodden shouwdew of t-the wam, and onye 
unweavenyed c-cake out of t-the basket, and onye unweavenyed wafew, and shaww 
put t-them upon t-the h-hands of t-the N-Nyazawite, aftew t-the haiw of his 
sepawation is s-shaven: 6:20 And t-the pwiest shaww wave t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wave 
offewing befowe t-the WOWD: this is h-howy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiest, with t-the wave 
bweast and heave shouwdew: and aftew that t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ N-Nyazawite may dwink winye. 

6:21 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ N-Nyazawite who hath vowed, and of his 
offewing u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sepawation, beside that that his hand 
shaww g-get: a-accowding to t-the vow which he vowed, so he (* ^ ω ^) m-must (^-^*)/ d-do aftew 
t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of his sepawation. 

6:22 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 6:23 Speak u-unto Aawon and 
u-unto his ^-^ s-sons, s-saying, On this wise ye shaww bwess t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, saying u-unto t-them, 6:24 The WOWD bwess thee, and keep t-thee: 
6:25 The WOWD make his f-face (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon thee, and be gwacious u-unto 
t-thee: 6:26 The WOWD wift up his c-countenyance upon thee, and g-give thee 
p-peace. 

6:27 And they shaww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame upon t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and I 
wiww bwess them. 

7:1 And it came to pass on t-the day that Moses h-had fuwwy s-set up t-the 
tabewnyacwe, and h-had anyointed it, and sanctified it, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
instwuments t-theweof, both t-the awtaw and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, and 
h-had anyointed t-them, and sanctified t-them; 7:2 That t-the pwinces of 
I-Iswaew, heads of t-the house of theiw fathews, who wewe t-the pwinces of 
t-the t-twibes, and wewe o-ovew t-them that wewe nyumbewed, offewed: 7-7:3 And 
they b-bwought theiw offewing befowe t-the WOWD, six covewed wagons, and 
twewve (o^ ^o) o-oxen; a wagon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow two of t-the pwinces, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow each onye an ox: 
and they b-bwought t-them befowe t-the tabewnyacwe. 

7:4 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 7:5 Take it of t-them, that 
they may be to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation; 
and t-thou shawt g-give t-them u-unto t-the W-Wevites, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to 
his sewvice. 

7:6 And Moses took t-the wagons and t-the oxen, and gave t-them u-unto t-the 
Wevites. 

7-7:7 Two wagons and fouw oxen he gave u-unto t-the sons of Gewshon, 
a-accowding to theiw sewvice: (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And fouw wagons and eight oxen he gave 
u-unto t-the sons of Mewawi, a-accowding u-unto theiw sewvice, undew t-the hand 
of I-Ithamaw t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest. 

7:9 But u-unto t-the sons of Kohath he gave nyonye: because t-the sewvice of 
t-the sanctuawy bewonging u-unto t-them w-was that they shouwd beaw upon theiw 
shouwdews. 

7:10 And t-the pwinces offewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dedicating of t-the awtaw in t-the day 
that it w-was anyointed, even t-the pwinces offewed theiw offewing befowe 
t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

7:11 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, They shaww offew theiw o-offewing, 
each pwince on his day, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dedicating of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

7:12 And he that offewed his offewing t-the fiwst day w-was Nyahshon t-the 
son of Amminyadab, of t-the twibe of Judah: 7:13 And his offewing w-was onye 
s-siwvew chawgew, t-the w-weight theweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, 
onye s-siwvew boww of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; 
both of t-them wewe f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat 
o-offewing: 7:14 Onye spoon of t-ten shekews of gowd, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:15 
Onye young buwwock, onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt 
o-offewing: 7:16 Onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:17 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
sacwifice of peace offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five 
w-wambs of t-the fiwst y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Nyahshon t-the son of 
Amminyadab. 

7:18 On t-the second day Nyethanyeew t-the son of Zuaw, pwince of I-Issachaw, 
did offew: xDD 7-7:19 He offewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his offewing onye s-siwvew chawgew, t-the 
w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew boww of 
s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them f-fuww 
of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7:20 Onye spoon of 
gowd of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:21 Onye young buwwock, onye wam, 
onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7:22 Onye kid of t-the 
g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:23 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace offewings, 
two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst y-yeaw: this 
w-was t-the offewing of Nyethanyeew t-the son of Zuaw. 

7:24 On t-the thiwd day Ewiab t-the son of H-Hewon, pwince of t-the chiwdwen 
of Zebuwun, did offew: 7:25 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew chawgew, t-the 
w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew boww of 
s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them f-fuww 
of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: \(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Onye gowden 
spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: (=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Onye young buwwock, onye 
wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7:28 Onye kid of 
t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:29 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace 
offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst 
y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Ewiab t-the son of H-Hewon. 

7:30 On t-the fouwth day E-Ewizuw t-the son of Shedeuw, pwince of t-the 
chiwdwen of W-Weuben, did offew: 7:31 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew 
chawgew of t-the w-weight of an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew 
boww of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of 
t-them f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7-7:32 Onye 
gowden spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:33 Onye young buwwock, 
onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7:34 Onye 
kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:35 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace 
offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst 
y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of E-Ewizuw t-the son of Shedeuw. 

7:36 On t-the fifth day S-Shewumiew t-the son of Zuwishaddai, pwince of t-the 
chiwdwen of S-Simeon, did offew: 7:37 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew 
chawgew, t-the w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye 
s-siwvew boww of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; 
both of t-them f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 
o(>< )o 7-7:38 Onye gowden spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:39 Onye young 
buwwock, onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 
7-7:40 Onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:41 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice 
of peace offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of 
t-the fiwst y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of S-Shewumiew t-the son of 
Zuwishaddai. 

7:42 On t-the sixth day Ewiasaph t-the son of Deuew, pwince of t-the 
chiwdwen of Gad, offewed: 7:43 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew chawgew of 
t-the w-weight of an hundwed and thiwty shekews, a s-siwvew boww of s-seventy 
shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them f-fuww of finye 
fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7-7:44 Onye gowden spoon of 
t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:45 Onye young buwwock, onye wam, onye 
wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7-7:46 Onye kid of t-the 
g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:47 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace offewings, 
two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst y-yeaw: this 
w-was t-the offewing of Ewiasaph t-the son of Deuew. 

7:48 On t-the seventh day Ewishama t-the son of Ammihud, pwince of t-the 
chiwdwen of Ephwaim, offewed: 7:49 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew 
chawgew, t-the w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye 
s-siwvew boww of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; 
both of t-them f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 
7:50 Onye gowden spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:51 Onye young 
buwwock, onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 
|･ω･) 7-7:52 Onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:53 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice 
of peace offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of 
t-the fiwst y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Ewishama t-the son of Ammihud. 

7:54 On t-the eighth day offewed Gamawiew t-the son of Pedahzuw, pwince of 
t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh: 7:55 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew chawgew of 
t-the w-weight of an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew boww of 
s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them f-fuww 
of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7:56 Onye gowden 
spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:57 Onye young buwwock, onye 
wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: >w< *screams* 7-7:58 Onye kid of 
t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: ♡(｡- ω -) 7-7:59 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace 
offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst 
y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Gamawiew t-the son of Pedahzuw. 

7:60 On t-the nyinth day Abidan t-the son of Gideonyi, pwince of t-the 
chiwdwen of Benjamin, offewed: 7:61 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew 
chawgew, t-the w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye 
s-siwvew boww of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; 
both of t-them f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 
7:62 Onye gowden spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:63 Onye young 
buwwock, onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 
7:64 Onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:65 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice 
of peace offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of 
t-the fiwst y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Abidan t-the son of Gideonyi. 

7:66 On t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day Ahiezew t-the son of A-Ammishaddai, pwince of t-the 
chiwdwen of Dan, offewed: 7:67 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew chawgew, 
t-the w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew boww 
of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them 
f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7:68 Onye 
gowden spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: (☆▽☆) 7-7:69 Onye young buwwock, 
onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7:70 Onye 
kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:71 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace 
offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst 
y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Ahiezew t-the son of Ammishaddai. 

7-7:72 On t-the e-eweventh day Pagiew t-the son of (ノωヽ) O-Ocwan, pwince of t-the 
chiwdwen of Ashew, offewed: 7:73 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew chawgew, 
t-the w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew boww 
of s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them 
f-fuww of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7:74 Onye 
gowden spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:75 Onye young buwwock, 
onye wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7:76 Onye 
kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7:77 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace 
offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst 
y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Pagiew t-the son of Ocwan. 

7:78 On t-the twewfth day Ahiwa t-the son of Enyan, pwince of t-the chiwdwen 
of Nyaphtawi, offewed: 7:79 His offewing w-was onye s-siwvew chawgew, t-the 
w-weight wheweof w-was an hundwed and thiwty shekews, onye s-siwvew boww of 
s-seventy shekews, aftew t-the shekew of t-the sanctuawy; both of t-them f-fuww 
of finye fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing: 7:80 Onye gowden 
spoon of t-ten shekews, f-fuww of i-incense: 7:81 Onye young buwwock, onye 
wam, onye wamb of t-the fiwst y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing: 7-7:82 Onye kid of 
t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: 7-7:83 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sacwifice of peace 
offewings, two oxen, five wams, five he goats, five w-wambs of t-the fiwst 
y-yeaw: this w-was t-the offewing of Ahiwa t-the son of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *looks at you* E-Enyan. 

7:84 This w-was t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of t-the awtaw, in t-the day when it w-was 
anyointed, by t-the pwinces of Iswaew: twewve chawgews of s-siwvew, twewve 
s-siwvew bowws, twewve spoons of gowd: 7:85 Each chawgew of s-siwvew 
w-weighing an hundwed and thiwty shekews, each boww seventy: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
s-siwvew vessews weighed two t-thousand and fouw hundwed shekews, aftew 
t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy: 7-7:86 The gowden spoons wewe twewve, f-fuww 
of incense, w-weighing t-ten shekews apiece, aftew t-the shekew of t-the 
s-sanctuawy: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gowd of t-the spoons w-was an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
shekews. 

7:87 Aww t-the oxen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt offewing wewe twewve buwwocks, t-the 
wams twewve, t-the w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw twewve, with theiw meat 
o-offewing: and t-the kids of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin offewing twewve. 

7:88 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the oxen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sacwifice of t-the peace offewings wewe 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw buwwocks, t-the wams s-sixty, t-the he g-goats s-sixty, t-the 
w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw s-sixty. This w-was t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of t-the awtaw, 
aftew that it w-was anyointed. 

7-7:89 And when Moses w-was gonye into t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation 
to speak with him, t-then he heawd t-the voice of onye speaking u-unto him 
fwom off t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy seat that w-was upon t-the awk of testimony, fwom 
b-between t-the two chewubims: and he spake u-unto h-him. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 8-8:2 Speak u-unto Aawon and 
say u-unto him, When t-thou w-wightest t-the wamps, t-the seven wamps shaww g-give 
wight o-ovew against t-the candwestick. 

8:3 And Aawon did so; he wighted t-the wamps theweof o-ovew against t-the 
candwestick, as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

8:4 And this wowk of t-the c-candwestick w-was of beaten gowd, u-unto t-the 
shaft t-theweof, u-unto t-the fwowews t-theweof, w-was beaten wowk: a-accowding 
u-unto t-the pattewn which t-the WOWD h-had shewed Moses, so he m-made t-the 
candwestick. 

8-8:5 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 8:6 Take t-the Wevites fwom 
among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and cweanse them. 

8:7 And thus shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them, to cweanse (=`ω´=) t-them: Spwinkwe w-watew 
of p-puwifying upon t-them, and wet t-them shave (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw f-fwesh, and wet 
t-them w-wash theiw cwothes, and so make themsewves cwean. 

8:8 T-Then wet t-them o(>ω<)o t-take a young buwwock with his meat o-offewing, even 
finye fwouw mingwed with oiw, and anyothew young buwwock shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. 

8:9 And t-thou shawt bwing t-the Wevites befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
(=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and t-thou shawt gathew t-the w-whowe assembwy of t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew togethew: 8-8:10 And t-thou shawt bwing t-the Wevites befowe t-the 
WOWD: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww put theiw h-hands upon t-the 
Wevites: 8-8:11 And Aawon shaww offew t-the Wevites befowe t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an 
offewing of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they may execute t-the sewvice 
of t-the WOWD. 

8:12 And t-the Wevites shaww way theiw h-hands upon t-the heads of t-the 
buwwocks: and t-thou shawt offew t-the onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, and t-the 
othew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, u-unto t-the WOWD, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the Wevites. 

8-8:13 And t-thou shawt s-set t-the Wevites befowe Aawon, and befowe his ^-^ s-sons, 
and offew t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. 

8:14 T-Thus shawt t-thou sepawate t-the Wevites fwom among t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew: and t-the Wevites shaww be minye. 

8:15 And aftew that shaww t-the Wevites go in to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and t-thou shawt cweanse t-them, and offew 
t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an o(>< )o o-offewing. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 Fow they awe whowwy given u-unto m-me fwom among t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew; instead of such as open {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy womb, even instead of t-the 
fiwstbown of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, have I taken t-them u-unto me. 

8:17 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew awe minye, both 
man and beast: on t-the day that I smote {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fiwstbown in t-the wand of 
Egypt I sanctified t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf. 

8-8:18 And I have taken t-the Wevites (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown of t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

8-8:19 And I have given t-the Wevites as a gift to Aawon and to his sons 
fwom among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and to make an 
atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo pwague among 
t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew come nyigh u-unto t-the 
(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

8:20 And Moses, and Aawon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, did to t-the Wevites a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD commanded 
Moses c-concewnying t-the W-Wevites, so did t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew u-unto them. 

8-8:21 And t-the Wevites wewe puwified, and they washed theiw cwothes; and 
Aawon offewed t-them as an offewing befowe t-the WOWD; and Aawon m-made an 
atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them to cweanse them. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And aftew that went t-the Wevites in to (^-^*)/ d-do theiw sewvice in t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation befowe Aawon, and befowe his sons: as 
t-the WOWD h-had commanded Moses c-concewnying t-the W-Wevites, so did they u-unto 
them. 

8:23 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 8:24 This is it that 
bewongeth u-unto t-the Wevites: fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws o-owd and upwawd 
they shaww go in to wait upon t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
(=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 8:25 And fwom t-the age of fifty yeaws they shaww cease 
waiting upon t-the sewvice t-theweof, and shaww sewve nyo mowe: 8:26 But 
shaww m-minyistew with theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, to keep t-the c-chawge, and shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewvice. T-Thus shawt 
t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-the Wevites touching theiw chawge. 

9:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in t-the wiwdewnyess of S-Sinyai, in t-the 
fiwst month of t-the second yeaw aftew they wewe come out of t-the wand of 
Egypt, s-saying, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Wet t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew awso keep t-the passovew 
a-at his appointed s-season. 

9:3 In t-the fouwteenth day of this m-month, a-at e-even, ye shaww keep it in 
his appointed season: a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wites of it, and a-accowding 
to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cewemonyies t-theweof, shaww ye keep it. 

9:4 And Moses spake u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they shouwd keep 
t-the passovew. 

9:5 And they kept t-the passovew on t-the fouwteenth day of t-the fiwst 
month a-at even in t-the wiwdewnyess of Sinyai: a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the 
WOWD commanded Moses, so did t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

9:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe c-cewtain men, who wewe defiwed by t-the dead body of a 
^.^ m-man, that they couwd nyot keep t-the passovew on that day: and they came 
befowe Moses and befowe Aawon on that day: 9:7 And those men said u-unto 
him, We awe defiwed by t-the dead body of a man: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe awe we kept 
b-back, that we may nyot offew an offewing of t-the WOWD in his appointed 
season among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew? 9:8 And Moses said u-unto t-them, 
Stand stiww, and I wiww h-heaw what t-the WOWD wiww command c-concewnying 
you. 

9:9 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, If any man of you ow of youw postewity 
shaww be uncwean by w-weason of a dead b-body, ow be in a jouwnyey afaw 
off, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he shaww keep t-the passovew u-unto t-the WOWD. 

9-9:11 The fouwteenth day of t-the second month a-at even they shaww keep 
it, and e-eat it with unweavenyed bwead and bittew hewbs. 

9:12 They shaww weave nyonye of it u-unto t-the m-mownying, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bweak any bonye 
of i-it: a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the owdinyances of t-the passovew they shaww keep 
it. 

9:13 But t-the man that is cwean, and is nyot in a (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and 
fowbeaweth to keep t-the p-passovew, even t-the same souw shaww be cut off 
fwom among his peopwe: because he b-bwought nyot t-the offewing of t-the WOWD 
in his appointed season, that man shaww beaw his sin. 

9-9:14 And if a stwangew shaww sojouwn among y-you, and wiww keep t-the 
passovew u-unto t-the WOWD; a-accowding to t-the owdinyance of t-the p-passovew, 
and a-accowding to t-the m-mannyew t-theweof, so shaww he do: ye shaww have onye 
owdinyance, both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-stwangew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that w-was bown in t-the 
wand. 

9:15 And on t-the day that t-the tabewnyacwe w-was weawed up t-the cwoud 
covewed t-the tabewnyacwe, nyamewy, t-the >_> t-tent of t-the testimony: and a-at even 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was upon t-the tabewnyacwe as it wewe t-the a-appeawance of f-fiwe, untiw 
t-the mownying. 

9:16 S-So it w-was awway: t-the cwoud covewed it by day, and t-the a-appeawance 
of fiwe by nyight. 

9:17 And when t-the cwoud w-was taken up fwom t-the tabewnyacwe, t-then aftew 
that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew jouwnyeyed: and in t-the pwace whewe t-the 
cwoud abode, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (✯◡✯) p-pitched theiw tents. 

9:18 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the commandment of t-the WOWD t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew jouwnyeyed, 
and a-at t-the commandment of t-the WOWD they pitched: as wong as t-the cwoud 
abode upon t-the tabewnyacwe they wested in theiw tents. 

9:19 And when t-the cwoud t-tawwied wong upon t-the tabewnyacwe many days, 
t-then t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew kept t-the chawge of t-the WOWD, and jouwnyeyed 
n-nyot. 

9:20 And so it was, when t-the cwoud w-was a f-few days upon t-the tabewnyacwe; 
a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the WOWD they abode in theiw tents, 
and a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the WOWD they jouwnyeyed. 

9:21 And so it was, when t-the cwoud abode fwom even u-unto t-the m-mownying, 
and that t-the cwoud w-was taken up in t-the m-mownying, t-then they jouwnyeyed: 
whethew it w-was by day ow by nyight that t-the cwoud w-was taken up, they 
jouwnyeyed. 

9:22 Ow whethew it wewe two days, ow a m-month, ow a y-yeaw, that t-the 
cwoud t-tawwied upon t-the tabewnyacwe, wemainying theweon, t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew abode in theiw tents, and jouwnyeyed nyot: but when it w-was taken 
up, they jouwnyeyed. 

9:23 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the commandment of t-the WOWD they wested in t-the tents, and a-at 
t-the commandment of t-the WOWD they jouwnyeyed: they kept t-the chawge of 
t-the WOWD, a-at t-the commandment of t-the WOWD by t-the hand of M-Moses. 

10:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 1-10:2 Make thee two 
t-twumpets of s-siwvew; of a w-whowe piece shawt t-thou make (=`ω´=) t-them: that t-thou 
mayest use t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cawwing of t-the assembwy, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
jouwnyeying of t-the camps. 

10:3 And when they shaww b-bwow with t-them, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the assembwy shaww 
assembwe themsewves to thee a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation. 

10:4 And if they b-bwow but with onye twumpet, t-then t-the pwinces, which 
awe heads of t-the thousands of I-Iswaew, shaww gathew themsewves u-unto 
thee. 

1-10:5 When ye b-bwow an awawm, t-then t-the camps that w-wie on t-the east pawts 
shaww go fowwawd. 

10:6 When ye b-bwow an a-awawm t-the second time, t-then t-the camps that w-wie on 
t-the south side shaww o(>ω<)o t-take theiw jouwnyey: they shaww b-bwow an a-awawm (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw jouwnyeys. 

10:7 But when t-the c-congwegation is to be gathewed togethew, ye shaww 
bwow, but ye shaww nyot s-sound an awawm. 

10:8 And t-the sons of Aawon, t-the p-pwiests, shaww b-bwow with t-the twumpets; 
and they shaww be to you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw 
genyewations. 

10:9 And if ye go to waw in youw wand against t-the enyemy that 
oppwesseth y-you, t-then ye shaww b-bwow an a-awawm with t-the twumpets; and ye 
shaww be wemembewed befowe t-the WOWD youw G-God, and ye shaww be saved 
fwom youw enyemies. 

10:10 Awso in t-the day of youw gwadnyess, and in youw sowemn days, and 
in t-the b-beginnyings of youw months, ye shaww b-bwow with t-the t-twumpets o-ovew 
youw buwnt offewings, and o-ovew t-the s-sacwifices of youw peace offewings; 
that they may be to you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw befowe youw G-God: I am t-the WOWD 
youw God. 

1-10:11 And it came to pass on t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the second m-month, in 
t-the second y-yeaw, that t-the cwoud w-was taken up fwom off t-the tabewnyacwe 
of t-the testimony. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew took theiw jouwnyeys out of t-the 
wiwdewnyess of S-Sinyai; and t-the cwoud wested in t-the wiwdewnyess of Pawan. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And they fiwst took theiw jouwnyey a-accowding to t-the commandment 
of t-the WOWD by t-the hand of M-Moses. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 In t-the fiwst pwace went t-the standawd of t-the camp of t-the chiwdwen 
of Judah a-accowding to theiw awmies: and o-ovew his \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was Nyahshon t-the 
son of Amminyadab. 

10:15 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Issachaw w-was 
Nyethanyeew t-the son of Zuaw. 

1-10:16 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Zebuwun w-was 
Ewiab t-the son of H-Hewon. 

1-10:17 And t-the tabewnyacwe w-was taken down; and t-the sons of G-Gewshon and 
t-the sons of M-Mewawi s-set fowwawd, beawing t-the tabewnyacwe. 

10:18 And t-the standawd of t-the camp of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben s-set fowwawd a-accowding to 
theiw awmies: and o-ovew his \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was E-Ewizuw t-the son of Shedeuw. 

10:19 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon w-was 
S-Shewumiew t-the son of Zuwishaddai. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Gad w-was 
Ewiasaph t-the son of Deuew. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And t-the Kohathites s-set fowwawd, beawing t-the s-sanctuawy: and t-the 
othew did s-set up t-the tabewnyacwe against they came. 

10:22 And t-the standawd of t-the camp of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim s-set 
fowwawd a-accowding to theiw awmies: and o-ovew his \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was Ewishama t-the 
son of Ammihud. 

1-10:23 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh w-was 
Gamawiew t-the son of Pedahzuw. 

10:24 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin w-was 
Abidan t-the son of Gideonyi. 

10:25 And t-the standawd of t-the camp of t-the chiwdwen of Dan s-set fowwawd, 
which w-was t-the wewewawd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the camps (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw h-hosts: and 
o-ovew his \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was Ahiezew t-the son of Ammishaddai. 

10:26 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Ashew w-was 
Pagiew t-the son of Ocwan. 

10:27 And o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi w-was 
Ahiwa t-the son of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *looks at you* E-Enyan. 

1-10:28 T-Thus wewe t-the jouwnyeyings of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a-accowding to 
theiw awmies, when they s-set fowwawd. 

10:29 And Moses said u-unto Hobab, t-the son of Waguew t-the Midianyite, 
Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, We awe jouwnyeying u-unto t-the pwace of which t-the 
WOWD said, I wiww g-give it you: come t-thou with u-us, and we wiww (^-^*)/ d-do thee 
good: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken g-good c-concewnying Iswaew. 

10:30 And he said u-unto him, I wiww nyot go; but I wiww depawt to minye 
own wand, and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed. 

10:31 And he said, Weave us nyot, I p-pway thee; fowasmuch as t-thou 
k-knyowest how we awe to e-encamp in t-the wiwdewnyess, and t-thou mayest be to 
us instead of eyes. 

10:32 And it shaww be, if t-thou go with u-us, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, it shaww be, that what 
goodnyess t-the WOWD shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto u-us, t-the same wiww we (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee. 

10:33 And they depawted fwom t-the mount of t-the WOWD thwee days' 
jouwnyey: and t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD went befowe t-them in 
t-the thwee days' (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, to s-seawch out a (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-westing pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

1-10:34 And t-the cwoud of t-the WOWD w-was upon t-them by day, when they went 
out of t-the camp. 

10:35 And it came to pass, when t-the awk s-set fowwawd, that Moses said, 
Wise up, WOWD, and wet thinye enyemies be scattewed; and wet t-them that 
hate thee fwee befowe thee. 

10:36 And when it wested, he said, Wetuwn, O-O WOWD, u-unto t-the many 
thousands of Iswaew. 

11:1 And when t-the peopwe compwainyed, it d-dispweased t-the WOWD: and t-the 
WOWD heawd it; and his angew w-was kindwed; and t-the fiwe of t-the WOWD 
buwnt among t-them, and consumed t-them that wewe in t-the uttewmost pawts 
of t-the camp. 

11:2 And t-the peopwe cwied u-unto Moses; and when Moses pwayed u-unto t-the 
WOWD, t-the fiwe w-was quenched. 

11:3 And he cawwed t-the nyame of t-the pwace Tabewah: because t-the fiwe of 
t-the WOWD buwnt among them. 

11:4 And t-the mixt muwtitude that w-was among t-them feww a wusting: and 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew awso wept again, and said, Who shaww g-give us 
fwesh to e-eat? 11:5 We (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the fish, which we did e-eat in Egypt 
fweewy; t-the c-cucumbews, and t-the mewons, and t-the weeks, and t-the onyions, 
and t-the gawwick: 11:6 But nyow ouw souw is dwied (☆ω☆) a-away: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing 
a-at a-aww, beside this mannya, befowe ouw eyes. 

11:7 And t-the mannya w-was as cowiandew seed, and t-the cowouw theweof as 
t-the cowouw of bdewwium. 

11:8 And t-the peopwe went a-about, and gathewed it, and (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound it in 
m-miwws, ow beat it in a mowtaw, and baked it in pans, and m-made c-cakes of 
i-it: and t-the taste of it w-was as t-the taste of fwesh oiw. 

11:9 And when t-the dew feww upon t-the camp in t-the nyight, t-the mannya feww 
upon it. 

11:10 T-Then Moses heawd t-the peopwe weep (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw famiwies, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in t-the doow of his tent: and t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was 
kindwed gweatwy; Moses awso w-was dispweased. 

11:11 And Moses said u-unto t-the WOWD, Whewefowe hast t-thou affwicted thy 
sewvant? and (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe have I nyot f-found favouw in thy s-sight, that t-thou 
w-wayest t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe upon m-me? 11:12 H-Have I ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe? have I begotten t-them, that t-thou shouwdest say u-unto 
me, Cawwy t-them in thy bosom, as a nyuwsing o(>ω<)o f-fathew beaweth t-the sucking 
chiwd, u-unto t-the wand which t-thou swawest u-unto theiw fathews? 11:13 
Whence shouwd I have fwesh to g-give u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they weep 
u-unto me, s-saying, Give us f-fwesh, that we may eat. 

11:14 I am nyot abwe to beaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe awonye, because it is too 
h-heavy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

11:15 And if t-thou d-deaw thus with me, kiww me, I p-pway thee, out of 
hand, if I have f-found favouw in thy sight; and wet m-me nyot s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wwetchednyess. 

11:16 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Gathew u-unto m-me s-seventy men of t-the 
ewdews of I-Iswaew, whom t-thou k-knyowest to be t-the ewdews of t-the p-peopwe, 
and officews o-ovew t-them; and bwing t-them u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, that they may stand (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with thee. 

11:17 And I wiww come down and tawk with thee thewe: and I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take 
of t-the spiwit which is upon thee, and wiww put it upon t-them; and they 
shaww beaw t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the peopwe with thee, that t-thou beaw it nyot 
t-thysewf awonye. 

11:18 And say t-thou u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Sanctify youwsewves against to 
mowwow, and ye shaww e-eat fwesh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have wept in t-the eaws of t-the 
WOWD, s-saying, Who shaww g-give us fwesh to e-eat? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was w-weww with us 
in Egypt: thewefowe t-the WOWD wiww g-give you f-fwesh, and ye shaww eat. 

11:19 Ye shaww nyot e-eat onye day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow two days, (=`ω´=) n-nyow five days, nyeithew 
t-ten days, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty days; 11:20 But even a w-whowe m-month, untiw it come 
out a-at youw n-nyostwiws, and it be woathsome u-unto you: because that ye 
have (>_<) d-despised t-the WOWD which is among y-you, and have wept befowe him, 
s-saying, Why came we fowth out of E-Egypt? 11:21 And Moses said, The 
p-peopwe, among whom I am, awe six hundwed t-thousand footmen; and t-thou 
hast said, I wiww g-give t-them f-fwesh, that they may e-eat a w-whowe m-month. 

11:22 Shaww t-the f-fwocks and t-the hewds be s-swain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, to suffice 
them? ow shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fish of t-the sea be gathewed togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, 
to suffice them? 1-11:23 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Is t-the WOWD's 
hand (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed (--_--) s-showt? t-thou shawt s-see nyow whethew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd shaww come to 
pass u-unto thee ow n-nyot. 

11:24 And Moses went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and towd t-the peopwe t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD, 
and gathewed t-the s-seventy men of t-the ewdews of t-the p-peopwe, and s-set t-them 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the tabewnyacwe. 

11:25 And t-the WOWD came down in a c-cwoud, and spake u-unto him, and took 
of t-the spiwit that w-was upon him, and gave it u-unto t-the s-seventy ewdews: 
and it came to pass, that, when t-the spiwit wested upon t-them, they 
(♡°▽°♡) p-pwophesied, and did nyot cease. 

11:26 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed two of t-the men in t-the camp, t-the nyame of t-the 
onye w-was (✧ω✧) E-Ewdad, and t-the nyame of t-the othew Medad: and t-the spiwit wested 
upon t-them; and they wewe of t-them that wewe wwitten, but went nyot out 
u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe: and they pwophesied in t-the camp. 

11:27 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wan a young ^.^ m-man, and towd Moses, and said, Ewdad and 
M-Medad (^-^*)/ d-do ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy in t-the camp. 

11:28 And Joshua t-the son of Nyun, t-the sewvant of Moses, onye of his 
young men, answewed and said, My wowd Moses, fowbid them. 

1-11:29 And Moses said u-unto him, Enviest t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake? w-wouwd God 
that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the WOWD's peopwe wewe pwophets, and that t-the WOWD w-wouwd put 
his spiwit upon t-them! 11:30 And Moses gat him into t-the camp, he and 
t-the ewdews of Iswaew. 

11:31 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went fowth a wind fwom t-the WOWD, and b-bwought quaiws 
fwom t-the sea, and wet t-them faww by t-the camp, as it wewe a day's 
jouwnyey on this side, and as it wewe a day's jouwnyey on t-the othew 
side, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the camp, and as it wewe two cubits high upon t-the 
f-face of t-the eawth. 

11:32 And t-the peopwe s-stood up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that day, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that nyight, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyext day, and they gathewed t-the quaiws: he that gathewed weast 
gathewed t-ten homews: and they spwead t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-abwoad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the camp. 

11:33 And whiwe t-the fwesh w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet b-between theiw t-teeth, ewe it w-was 
chewed, t-the wwath of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against t-the p-peopwe, and t-the 
WOWD smote t-the peopwe with a vewy gweat pwague. 

(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 And he cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace Kibwothhattaavah: because 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they buwied t-the peopwe that wusted. 

11:35 And t-the peopwe jouwnyeyed fwom Kibwothhattaavah u-unto H-Hazewoth; 
and abode a-at H-Hazewoth. 

12:1 And Miwiam and Aawon spake against Moses because of t-the Ethiopian 
woman whom he h-had mawwied: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had mawwied an Ethiopian |･ω･) w-woman. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And they said, Hath t-the WOWD indeed spoken onwy by Moses? hath he 
nyot spoken awso by us? And t-the WOWD heawd it. 

12:3 (Nyow t-the man Moses w-was vewy (=①ω①=) m-meek, a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men which wewe 
upon t-the f-face of t-the e-eawth.) 12:4 And t-the WOWD spake suddenwy u-unto 
Moses, and u-unto Aawon, and u-unto Miwiam, Come out ye thwee u-unto t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. And they thwee came ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

1-12:5 And t-the WOWD came down in t-the piwwaw of t-the c-cwoud, and s-stood in 
t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe, and cawwed Aawon and M-Miwiam: and they both 
came f-fowth. 

12:6 And he said, Heaw nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds: If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a pwophet among y-you, 
I t-the WOWD wiww make mysewf knyown u-unto him in a vision, and wiww speak 
u-unto him in a dweam. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 My sewvant Moses is nyot so, who is faithfuw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye house. 

12:8 With him wiww I speak mouth to mouth, even appawentwy, and nyot in 
dawk speeches; and t-the simiwitude of t-the WOWD shaww he behowd: 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then wewe ye nyot afwaid to speak against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Moses? 
12:9 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against t-them; and he 
depawted. 

12:10 And t-the cwoud depawted fwom off t-the tabewnyacwe; and, b-behowd, 
Miwiam became wepwous, white as snyow: and Aawon wooked upon Miwiam, 
and, b-behowd, she w-was wepwous. 

1-12:11 And Aawon said u-unto Moses, Awas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, I b-beseech thee, way 
nyot t-the sin upon u-us, whewein we have donye foowishwy, and whewein we 
have ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. 

12:12 Wet hew nyot be as onye dead, of whom t-the fwesh is hawf consumed 
when he cometh out of his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb. 

12:13 And Moses cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, s-saying, Heaw hew n-nyow, O-O G-God, I 
b-beseech thee. 

12:14 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, If hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had but spit in hew 
face, shouwd she nyot be a-ashamed seven days? wet hew be s-shut out fwom 
t-the camp seven days, and aftew that wet hew be weceived in again. 

1-12:15 And Miwiam w-was s-shut out fwom t-the camp seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: and t-the peopwe 
jouwnyeyed nyot tiww Miwiam w-was b-bwought in again. 

12:16 And aftewwawd t-the peopwe w-wemoved fwom Hazewoth, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in 
t-the wiwdewnyess of Pawan. 

13:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 13:2 Send t-thou men, that 
they may s-seawch t-the wand of C-Canyaan, which I g-give u-unto t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew: of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe of theiw f-fathews shaww ye send a ^.^ m-man, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
a wuwew among them. 

13:3 And Moses by t-the commandment of t-the WOWD sent t-them fwom t-the 
wiwdewnyess of Pawan: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those men wewe heads of t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew. 

13:4 And these wewe theiw nyames: of t-the twibe of W-Weuben, Shammua t-the 
son of Zaccuw. 

13:5 O-Of t-the twibe of S-Simeon, Shaphat t-the son of Howi. 

13:6 O-Of t-the twibe of Judah, C-Caweb t-the son of Jephunnyeh. 

13:7 O-Of t-the twibe of I-Issachaw, Igaw t-the son of Joseph. 

13:8 O-Of t-the twibe of Ephwaim, Oshea t-the son of Nyun. 

13:9 O-Of t-the twibe of Benjamin, Pawti t-the son of uWu W-Waphu. 

1-13:10 O-Of t-the twibe of Zebuwun, Gaddiew t-the son of Sodi. 

1-13:11 O-Of t-the twibe of Joseph, nyamewy, of t-the twibe of Manyasseh, Gaddi 
t-the son of :33 S-Susi. 

13:12 O-Of t-the twibe of Dan, Ammiew t-the son of Gemawwi. 

13:13 O-Of t-the twibe of Ashew, S-Sethuw t-the son of Michaew. 

13:14 O-Of t-the twibe of Nyaphtawi, Nyahbi t-the son of Vophsi. 

13:15 O-Of t-the twibe of Gad, Geuew t-the son of Machi. 

1-13:16 These awe t-the nyames of t-the men which Moses sent to spy out t-the 
wand. 

And Moses cawwed Oshea t-the son of N-Nyun Jehoshua. 

13:17 And Moses sent t-them to spy out t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and said u-unto 
t-them, Get you up this w-way southwawd, and go up into t-the mountain: 
13:18 And s-see t-the wand, what it is, and t-the peopwe that d-dwewweth 
thewein, whethew they be stwong ow weak, f-few ow many; 13:19 And what 
t-the wand is that they dweww in, whethew it be g-good ow bad; and what 
c-cities they be that they dweww in, whethew in tents, ow in stwong 
howds; 1-13:20 And what t-the wand is, whethew it be fat ow (o´∀`o) w-wean, whethew 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be w-wood thewein, ow n-nyot. And be ye of g-good c-couwage, and bwing of 
t-the fwuit of t-the wand. Nyow t-the time w-was t-the time of t-the fiwstwipe 
gwapes. 

13:21 S-So they went up, and seawched t-the wand fwom t-the wiwdewnyess of 
Zin u-unto W-Wehob, as men come to H-Hamath. 

13:22 And they ascended by t-the south, and came u-unto Hebwon; whewe 
Ahiman, Sheshai, and Tawmai, t-the chiwdwen of Anyak, wewe. (Nyow H-Hebwon 
w-was b-buiwt seven yeaws befowe Zoan in Egypt.) 13:23 And they came u-unto 
t-the b-bwook of E-Eshcow, and cut down fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence a bwanch with onye 
c-cwustew of g-gwapes, and they bawe it b-between two upon a staff; and they 
b-bwought of t-the pomegwanyates, and of t-the (-_-) f-figs. 

13:24 The pwace w-was cawwed t-the b-bwook E-Eshcow, because of t-the c-cwustew of 
gwapes which t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cut down fwom thence. 

13:25 And they wetuwnyed fwom seawching of t-the wand aftew f-fowty days. 

13:26 And they went and came to Moses, and to Aawon, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, u-unto t-the wiwdewnyess of Pawan, 
to Kadesh; and b-bwought back wowd u-unto t-them, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
congwegation, and shewed t-them t-the fwuit of t-the wand. 

13:27 And they towd him, and said, We came u-unto t-the wand whithew t-thou 
s-sentest u-us, and suwewy it fwoweth with miwk and honyey; and this is t-the 
fwuit of it. 

13:28 Nyevewthewess t-the peopwe be stwong that dweww in t-the wand, and 
t-the c-cities awe wawwed, and vewy (=`ω´=) g-gweat: and moweovew we saw t-the 
chiwdwen of Anyak thewe. 

13:29 The (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites dweww in t-the wand of t-the south: and t-the Hittites, 
and t-the J-Jebusites, and t-the A-Amowites, dweww in t-the mountains: and t-the 
Canyaanyites dweww by t-the sea, and by t-the coast of Jowdan. 

13:30 And C-Caweb stiwwed t-the peopwe befowe Moses, and said, Wet us go 
up a-at once, and possess it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe w-weww abwe to ovewcome it. 

13:31 But t-the men that went up with him said, We be nyot abwe to go up 
against t-the peopwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe stwongew than w-we. 

~(>_<~) 1-13:32 And they b-bwought up an eviw wepowt of t-the wand which they h-had 
seawched u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, The wand, thwough which 
we have gonye to s-seawch it, is a wand that eateth up t-the i-inhabitants 
t-theweof; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that we saw in it awe men of a gweat 
s-statuwe. 

13:33 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe we saw t-the giants, t-the sons of Anyak, which come of t-the 
g-giants: and we wewe in ouw own sight as gwasshoppews, and so we wewe 
in theiw sight. 

14:1 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation w-wifted up theiw voice, and cwied; and 
t-the peopwe wept that nyight. 

14:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against Moses and against 
Aawon: and t-the w-whowe c-congwegation said u-unto t-them, Wouwd God that we 
h-had died in t-the wand of Egypt! ow w-wouwd God we h-had died in this 
wiwdewnyess! 14:3 And (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe hath t-the WOWD b-bwought us u-unto this 
wand, to faww by t-the swowd, that ouw wives and ouw chiwdwen shouwd be 
a pwey? wewe it nyot bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into E-Egypt? 14:4 And they 
said onye to anyothew, Wet us make a c-captain, and wet us (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into 
Egypt. 

1-14:5 T-Then Moses and Aawon feww on theiw faces befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the assembwy 
of t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

14:6 And Joshua t-the son of Nyun, and C-Caweb t-the son of Jephunnyeh, which 
wewe of t-them that seawched t-the wand, went theiw cwothes: 14:7 And they 
spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the company of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, The 
wand, which we passed thwough to s-seawch it, is an exceeding g-good wand. 

14:8 If t-the WOWD dewight in u-us, t-then he wiww bwing us into this wand, 
and g-give it us; a wand which fwoweth with miwk and honyey. 

14:9 Onwy webew nyot ye against t-the WOWD, nyeithew f-feaw ye t-the peopwe of 
t-the wand; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: theiw defence is depawted fwom 
t-them, and t-the WOWD is with us: f-feaw t-them n-nyot. 

14:10 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation bade stonye t-them with stonyes. And t-the 
gwowy of t-the WOWD appeawed in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation 
befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

14:11 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, How wong wiww this peopwe pwovoke 
m-me? and how wong wiww it be ewe they bewieve me, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the signs 
which I have shewed among them? 1-14:12 I wiww smite t-them with t-the 
pestiwence, and disinhewit t-them, and wiww make of thee a gweatew 
nyation and mightiew than they. 

14:13 And Moses said u-unto t-the WOWD, T-Then t-the Egyptians shaww h-heaw it, 
(fow t-thou b-bwoughtest up this peopwe in thy m-might fwom among them;) 
14:14 And they wiww teww it to t-the i-inhabitants of this wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
have heawd that t-thou WOWD awt among this p-peopwe, that t-thou WOWD awt 
s-seen f-face to face, and that thy cwoud standeth o-ovew t-them, and that 
t-thou goest befowe t-them, by day time in a piwwaw of a c-cwoud, and in a 
piwwaw of fiwe by nyight. 

1-14:15 Nyow if t-thou shawt kiww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe as onye ^.^ m-man, t-then t-the 
nyations which have heawd t-the f-fame of thee wiww speak, s-saying, 14:16 
(* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD w-was nyot abwe to bwing this peopwe into t-the wand which 
he swawe u-unto t-them, thewefowe he hath s-swain t-them in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

14:17 And n-nyow, I b-beseech thee, wet t-the p-powew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my WOWD be g-gweat, 
a-accowding as t-thou hast spoken, s-saying, (x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 The WOWD is 
wongsuffewing, and of gweat m-mewcy, fowgiving i-inyiquity and 
twansgwession, and by nyo means c-cweawing t-the g-guiwty, ＼(≧▽≦)／ v-visiting t-the 
i-inyiquity of t-the f-fathews upon t-the chiwdwen u-unto t-the thiwd and fouwth 
genyewation. 

1-14:19 Pawdon, I b-beseech thee, t-the i-inyiquity of this peopwe a-accowding 
u-unto t-the gweatnyess of thy m-mewcy, and as t-thou hast fowgiven this 
p-peopwe, fwom Egypt even untiw n-nyow. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And t-the WOWD said, I have pawdonyed a-accowding to thy wowd: 1-14:21 
But as t-twuwy as I wive, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth shaww be fiwwed with t-the gwowy 
of t-the WOWD. 

14:22 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those men which have s-seen o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my miwacwes, 
which I did in Egypt and in t-the wiwdewnyess, and have tempted m-me nyow 
these t-ten times, and have nyot heawkenyed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; 14:23 S-Suwewy they 
shaww nyot s-see t-the wand which I swawe u-unto theiw fathews, nyeithew shaww 
any of t-them that p-pwovoked m-me s-see i-it: 14:24 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Caweb, 
because he h-had anyothew spiwit with him, and hath f-fowwowed m-me fuwwy, 
him wiww I bwing into t-the wand :33 w-wheweinto he went; and his seed shaww 
possess it. 

14:25 (Nyow t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites and t-the Canyaanyites d-dwewt in t-the vawwey.) 
Tomowwow tuwn y-you, and get you into t-the wiwdewnyess by t-the w-way of t-the 
Wed sea. 

14:26 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 14:27 How 
wong shaww I beaw with this eviw congwegation, which m-muwmuw against 
m-me? I have heawd t-the muwmuwings of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which they 
m-muwmuw against me. 

14:28 Say u-unto t-them, As t-twuwy as I wive, saith t-the WOWD, as ye have 
spoken in minye eaws, so wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do to you: 14:29 Youw cawcases shaww 
faww in this wiwdewnyess; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe nyumbewed of y-you, a-accowding 
to youw w-whowe nyumbew, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd which have 
(☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against me. 

14:30 Doubtwess ye shaww nyot come into t-the wand, c-concewnying which I 
swawe to make you dweww thewein, s-save C-Caweb t-the son of Jephunnyeh, and 
Joshua t-the son of Nyun. 

14:31 But youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, which ye said shouwd be a pwey, t-them wiww 
I bwing in, and they shaww knyow t-the wand which ye have despised. 

14:32 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, youw cawcases, they shaww faww in this 
wiwdewnyess. 

14:33 And youw chiwdwen shaww wandew in t-the wiwdewnyess f-fowty yeaws, 
and beaw youw whowedoms, untiw youw cawcases be w-wasted in t-the 
wiwdewnyess. 

1-14:34 Aftew t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the days in which ye seawched t-the wand, even 
f-fowty days, each day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a y-yeaw, shaww ye beaw youw inyiquities, even 
f-fowty yeaws, and ye shaww knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bweach of pwomise. 

14:35 I t-the WOWD have said, I wiww suwewy (^-^*)/ d-do it u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this eviw 
congwegation, that awe gathewed togethew against me: in this 
wiwdewnyess they shaww be consumed, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they shaww die. 

14:36 And t-the men, which Moses sent to s-seawch t-the wand, who wetuwnyed, 
and m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation to m-muwmuw against him, by bwinging up a 
s-swandew upon t-the wand, 14:37 Even those men that did bwing up t-the eviw 
wepowt upon t-the wand, died by t-the pwague befowe t-the WOWD. 

1-14:38 But Joshua t-the son of Nyun, and C-Caweb t-the son of Jephunnyeh, which 
wewe of t-the men that went to s-seawch t-the wand, w-wived (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

14:39 And Moses towd these sayings u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: 
and t-the peopwe mouwnyed gweatwy. 

(*^‿^*) 1-14:40 And they w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and gat t-them up into t-the 
top of t-the mountain, s-saying, Wo, we be hewe, and wiww go up u-unto t-the 
pwace which t-the WOWD hath p-pwomised: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. 

14:41 And Moses said, Whewefowe nyow (^-^*)/ d-do ye twansgwess t-the commandment 
of t-the WOWD? but it shaww nyot pwospew. 

^.^ 1-14:42 Go nyot up, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is nyot among you; that ye be nyot smitten 
befowe youw enyemies. 

14:43 Fow t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites and t-the Canyaanyites awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe y-you, and 
ye shaww faww by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: because ye awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away fwom t-the WOWD, 
thewefowe t-the WOWD wiww nyot be with you. 

14:44 But they p-pwesumed to go up u-unto t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww t-top: nyevewthewess t-the 
awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, and Moses, depawted nyot out of t-the 
camp. 

14:45 T-Then t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites came down, and t-the Canyaanyites which d-dwewt in 
that h-hiww, and smote t-them, and discomfited t-them, even u-unto Howmah. 

15:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When ye be come into t-the wand 
of youw habitations, which I g-give u-unto y-you, 1-15:3 And wiww make an 
offewing by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD, a buwnt o-offewing, ow a sacwifice in 
p-pewfowming a vow, ow in a fweewiww o-offewing, ow in youw sowemn feasts, 
to make a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD, of t-the hewd ow of t-the fwock: 
:3 1-15:4 T-Then shaww he that offeweth his offewing u-unto t-the WOWD bwing a 
meat offewing of a (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw of fwouw mingwed with t-the fouwth pawt of 
an hin of oiw. 

1-15:5 And t-the fouwth pawt of an hin of winye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a dwink offewing shawt 
t-thou p-pwepawe with t-the buwnt offewing ow sacwifice, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye >w< w-wamb. 

15:6 Ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wam, t-thou shawt p-pwepawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat offewing two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth 
deaws of fwouw mingwed with t-the thiwd pawt of an hin of oiw. 

15:7 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a dwink offewing t-thou shawt offew t-the thiwd pawt of an 
hin of winye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

15:8 And when t-thou pwepawest a buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
sacwifice in p-pewfowming a vow, ow peace offewings u-unto t-the WOWD: 15:9 
T-Then shaww he bwing with a buwwock a meat offewing of thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth 
deaws of fwouw mingwed with hawf an hin of oiw. 

15:10 And t-thou shawt bwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a dwink offewing hawf an hin of winye, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

15:11 T-Thus shaww it be donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye buwwock, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye wam, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
wamb, ow a kid. 

15:12 Accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew that ye shaww p-pwepawe, so shaww ye (^-^*)/ d-do to 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a-accowding to theiw nyumbew. 

1-15:13 Aww that awe bown of t-the c-countwy shaww (^-^*)/ d-do these things aftew 
this m-mannyew, in offewing an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw 
u-unto t-the WOWD. 

15:14 And if a stwangew sojouwn with y-you, ow w-whosoevew be among you in 
youw genyewations, and wiww offew an offewing m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet 
savouw u-unto t-the WOWD; as ye do, so he shaww do. 

15:15 Onye owdinyance shaww be both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you of t-the congwegation, and 
awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth with y-you, an owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew 
in youw genyewations: as ye a-awe, so shaww t-the stwangew be befowe t-the 
WOWD. 

15:16 Onye (☆▽☆) w-waw and onye m-mannyew shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the stwangew 
that s-sojouwnyeth with you. 

15:17 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 15:18 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When ye come into t-the wand 
whithew I bwing y-you, 1-15:19 T-Then it shaww be, that, when ye e-eat of t-the 
bwead of t-the wand, ye shaww offew up an heave offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. 

1-15:20 Ye shaww offew up a c-cake of t-the fiwst of youw d-dough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an heave 
o-offewing: as ye (^-^*)/ d-do t-the heave offewing of t-the thweshingfwoow, so shaww 
ye heave it. 

15:21 O-Of t-the fiwst of youw d-dough ye shaww g-give u-unto t-the WOWD an heave 
offewing in youw genyewations. 

15:22 And if ye have ewwed, and nyot obsewved (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these commandments, 
which t-the WOWD hath spoken u-unto Moses, 1-15:23 Even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD 
hath commanded you by t-the hand of Moses, fwom t-the day that t-the WOWD 
commanded Moses, and hencefowwawd among youw genyewations; 1-15:24 T-Then 
it shaww be, if ought be committed by ignyowance without t-the k-knyowwedge 
of t-the congwegation, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation shaww offew onye young 
buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD, with 
his meat o-offewing, and his dwink o-offewing, a-accowding to t-the m-mannyew, 
and onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. 

15:25 And t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation 
of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and it shaww be fowgiven t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is 
ignyowance: and they shaww bwing theiw o-offewing, a sacwifice m-made by 
fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD, and theiw sin offewing befowe t-the WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
ignyowance: 15:26 And it shaww be fowgiven (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and t-the stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among t-them; 
seeing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe in ignyowance. 

15:27 And if any souw sin thwough ignyowance, t-then he shaww bwing a she 
goat of t-the fiwst yeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And t-the pwiest shaww make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the souw that ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth 
ignyowantwy, when he ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth by ignyowance befowe t-the WOWD, to make an 
atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him; and it shaww be fowgiven h-him. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 Ye shaww have onye (☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth thwough ignyowance, 
both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that is bown among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among them. 

15:30 But t-the souw that doeth ought pwesumptuouswy, whethew he be bown 
in t-the wand, ow a s-stwangew, t-the same w-wepwoacheth t-the WOWD; and that 
souw shaww be cut off fwom among his peopwe. 

15:31 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he hath (>_<) d-despised t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, and hath bwoken 
his c-commandment, that souw shaww u-uttewwy be cut off; his i-inyiquity 
shaww be upon h-him. 

15:32 And whiwe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe in t-the wiwdewnyess, they 
f-found a man that gathewed s-sticks upon t-the sabbath d-day. 

1-15:33 And they that f-found him gathewing s-sticks b-bwought him u-unto Moses 
and Aawon, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation. 

15:34 And they put him in wawd, because it w-was nyot d-decwawed what 
shouwd be donye to h-him. 

1-15:35 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, The man shaww be suwewy put to 
(＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation shaww stonye him with s-stonyes without t-the 
camp. 

1-15:36 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation b-bwought him without t-the camp, and 
stonyed him with stonyes, and he died; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

1-15:37 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 1-15:38 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and bid t-them that they make t-them fwinges in t-the 
b-bowdews of theiw gawments (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw genyewations, and that they 
put upon t-the f-fwinge of t-the b-bowdews a wibband of bwue: 15:39 And it 
shaww be u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a fwinge, that ye may wook upon it, and (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them; and that ye seek nyot 
aftew youw own heawt and youw own eyes, aftew which ye use to go a 
whowing: 1-15:40 That ye may wemembew, and (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and 
be h-howy u-unto youw God. 

15:41 I am t-the WOWD youw G-God, which b-bwought you out of t-the wand of 
Egypt, to be youw G-God: I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

16:1 Nyow Kowah, t-the son of Izhaw, t-the son of Kohath, t-the son of Wevi, 
and Dathan and Abiwam, t-the sons of Ewiab, and On, t-the son of Peweth, 
sons of W-Weuben, took m-men: 16:2 And they w-wose up befowe Moses, with 
c-cewtain of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, two hundwed and fifty pwinces of 
t-the assembwy, famous in t-the congwegation, men of wenyown: 16:3 And they 
gathewed themsewves togethew against Moses and against Aawon, and said 
u-unto t-them, Ye o(>ω<)o t-take too m-much upon y-you, seeing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation awe 
howy, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them, and t-the WOWD is among (=`ω´=) t-them: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then 
wift ye up youwsewves a-above t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD? 16:4 And 
when Moses heawd it, he feww upon his f-face: 16:5 And he spake u-unto 
K-Kowah and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his company, s-saying, Even to mowwow t-the WOWD wiww 
s-shew who awe his, and who is (＃￣ω￣) h-howy; and wiww c-cause him to come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
u-unto him: even him whom he hath chosen wiww he c-cause to come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto 
h-him. 

1-16:6 This do; Take you c-censews, Kowah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his company; 16:7 And 
put fiwe thewein, and put i-incense in t-them befowe t-the WOWD to mowwow: 
and it shaww be that t-the man whom t-the WOWD doth choose, he shaww be 
howy: ye o(>ω<)o t-take too m-much upon y-you, ye sons of Wevi. 

16:8 And Moses said u-unto Kowah, Heaw, I p-pway y-you, ye sons of (o^ ^o) W-Wevi: 
1-16:9 Seemeth it but a smaww t-thing u-unto y-you, that t-the God of Iswaew 
hath sepawated you fwom t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, to bwing you (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
to himsewf to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD, and to 
stand befowe t-the c-congwegation to m-minyistew u-unto them? 1-16:10 And he 
hath b-bwought thee (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the sons of Wevi 
with t-thee: and seek ye t-the pwiesthood awso? 16:11 Fow which c-cause 
both t-thou and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy company awe gathewed togethew against t-the WOWD: 
and what is Aawon, that ye m-muwmuw against h-him? 1-16:12 And Moses sent 
to caww Dathan and Abiwam, t-the sons of Ewiab: which said, We wiww nyot 
come up: 16:13 Is it a smaww t-thing that t-thou hast b-bwought us up out of 
a wand that fwoweth with miwk and honyey, to kiww us in t-the wiwdewnyess, 
except t-thou make t-thysewf awtogethew a pwince o-ovew us? 1-16:14 Moweovew 
t-thou hast nyot b-bwought us into a wand that fwoweth with miwk and honyey, 
ow given us (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of fiewds and vinyeyawds: wiwt t-thou put out t-the 
eyes of these men? we wiww nyot come (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

xDD 1-16:15 And Moses w-was vewy w-wwoth, and said u-unto t-the WOWD, Wespect nyot 
t-thou theiw o-offewing: I have nyot taken onye a-ass fwom t-them, nyeithew have 
I (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt onye of them. 

16:16 And Moses said u-unto Kowah, (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy company befowe 
t-the WOWD, thou, and they, and Aawon, to mowwow: 1-16:17 And o(>ω<)o t-take {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
man his (>_<) c-censew, and put i-incense in t-them, and bwing ye befowe t-the WOWD 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his (>_<) c-censew, two hundwed and fifty c-censews; t-thou awso, and 
Aawon, each of you his censew. 

1-16:18 And they took {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his (>_<) c-censew, and put fiwe in t-them, and 
w-waid i-incense theweon, and s-stood in t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation with Moses and Aawon. 

16:19 And K-Kowah gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation against t-them u-unto t-the 
doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD 
appeawed u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation. 

16:20 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 16:21 
S-Sepawate youwsewves fwom among this congwegation, that I may consume 
t-them in a m-moment. 

16:22 And they feww upon theiw faces, and said, O-O G-God, t-the God of t-the 
s-spiwits of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, shaww onye man sin, and wiwt t-thou be wwoth with 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the congwegation? 1-16:23 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 
16:24 Speak u-unto t-the congwegation, s-saying, Get you up fwom about t-the 
tabewnyacwe of Kowah, Dathan, and Abiwam. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 And Moses w-wose up and went u-unto Dathan and Abiwam; and t-the 
ewdews of Iswaew f-fowwowed h-him. 

16:26 And he spake u-unto t-the congwegation, s-saying, Depawt, I p-pway y-you, 
fwom t-the tents of these wicked men, and touch nyothing of theiw's, west 
ye be consumed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw sins. 

16:27 S-So they gat up fwom t-the tabewnyacwe of Kowah, Dathan, and Abiwam, 
on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy s-side: and Dathan and Abiwam came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and s-stood in t-the doow 
of theiw tents, and theiw wives, and theiw ^-^ s-sons, and theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
chiwdwen. 

1-16:28 And Moses said, H-Heweby ye shaww knyow that t-the WOWD hath sent m-me 
to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowks; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyot donye t-them of minye own mind. 

16:29 If these men die t-the common death of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, ow if they be 
v-visited aftew t-the visitation of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men; t-then t-the WOWD hath nyot sent 
me. 

16:30 But if t-the WOWD make a nyew thing, and t-the eawth open hew mouth, 
and swawwow t-them up, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that appewtain u-unto t-them, and they go 
down quick into t-the pit; t-then ye shaww undewstand that these men have 
p-pwovoked t-the WOWD. 

16:31 And it came to pass, as he h-had m-made an end of speaking (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
wowds, that t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave asundew that w-was undew (=`ω´=) t-them: 16:32 And 
t-the eawth openyed hew mouth, and swawwowed t-them up, and theiw houses, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men that appewtainyed u-unto Kowah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. 

1-16:33 They, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that appewtainyed to t-them, went down a-awive into t-the 
pit, and t-the eawth cwosed upon (=`ω´=) t-them: and they pewished fwom among t-the 
c-congwegation. 

16:34 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them fwed a-at t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of 
(=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they said, West t-the eawth swawwow us up awso. 

16:35 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came out a fiwe fwom t-the WOWD, and consumed t-the two 
hundwed and fifty men that offewed incense. 

16:36 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 16:37 Speak u-unto Eweazaw 
t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest, that he o(>ω<)o t-take up t-the c-censews out of t-the 
buwnying, and scattew t-thou t-the fiwe yondew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe h-hawwowed. 

1-16:38 The c-censews of these sinnyews against theiw own souws, wet t-them 
make t-them bwoad pwates (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a covewing of t-the a-awtaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they offewed 
t-them befowe t-the WOWD, thewefowe they awe ^w^ h-hawwowed: and they shaww be a 
(*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

16:39 And Eweazaw t-the pwiest took t-the bwasen c-censews, whewewith they 
that wewe buwnt h-had offewed; and they wewe m-made bwoad pwates (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
covewing of t-the a-awtaw: ＼(≧▽≦)／ 1-16:40 To be a memowiaw u-unto t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, that nyo s-stwangew, which is nyot of t-the seed of Aawon, come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
to offew i-incense befowe t-the WOWD; that he be nyot as Kowah, and as his 
company: as t-the WOWD said to him by t-the hand of M-Moses. 

1-16:41 But on t-the mowwow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
(☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against Moses and against Aawon, s-saying, Ye have kiwwed t-the 
peopwe of t-the WOWD. 

16:42 And it came to pass, when t-the c-congwegation w-was gathewed against 
Moses and against Aawon, that they wooked towawd t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
(=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and, b-behowd, t-the cwoud covewed it, and t-the gwowy of t-the 
WOWD a-appeawed. 

1-16:43 And Moses and Aawon came befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation. 

16:44 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 16:45 Get you up fwom 
among this congwegation, that I may consume t-them as in a m-moment. And 
they feww upon theiw faces. 

16:46 And Moses said u-unto Aawon, Take a (>_<) c-censew, and put fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein 
fwom off t-the awtaw, and put on incense, and go quickwy u-unto t-the 
congwegation, and make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is wwath gonye 
out fwom t-the WOWD; t-the pwague is xDD b-begun. 

16:47 And Aawon took as Moses commanded, and wan into t-the m-midst of t-the 
c-congwegation; and, b-behowd, t-the pwague w-was begun among t-the peopwe: and 
he put on incense, and m-made an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe. 

1-16:48 And he s-stood b-between t-the dead and t-the (/ =ω=)/ w-wiving; and t-the pwague w-was 
stayed. 

16:49 Nyow they that died in t-the pwague wewe fouwteen t-thousand and 
seven h-hundwed, beside t-them that died about t-the mattew of Kowah. 

1-16:50 And Aawon wetuwnyed u-unto Moses u-unto t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of 
t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and t-the pwague w-was stayed. 

17:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 17:2 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and o(>ω<)o t-take of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them a wod a-accowding to 
t-the house of theiw fathews, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw pwinces a-accowding to t-the 
house of theiw f-fathews twewve wods: wwite t-thou {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's nyame upon 
his wod. 

17:3 And t-thou shawt wwite Aawon's nyame upon t-the wod of (o^ ^o) W-Wevi: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye 
wod shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the house of theiw fathews. 

17:4 And t-thou shawt way t-them up in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation 
befowe t-the testimony, whewe I wiww meet with you. 

17:5 And it shaww come to pass, that t-the man's wod, whom I shaww 
choose, shaww bwossom: and I wiww make to cease fwom m-me t-the muwmuwings 
of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, wheweby they m-muwmuw against you. 

17:6 And Moses spake u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of 
theiw pwinces gave him a wod apiece, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow each pwince o-onye, a-accowding to 
theiw f-fathews' houses, even twewve wods: and t-the wod of Aawon w-was 
among theiw wods. 

17:7 And Moses w-waid up t-the (*^.^*) w-wods befowe t-the WOWD in t-the tabewnyacwe of 
w-witnyess. 

1-17:8 And it came to pass, that on t-the mowwow Moses went into t-the 
tabewnyacwe of w-witnyess; and, b-behowd, t-the wod of Aawon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of 
Wevi w-was budded, and b-bwought fowth buds, and bwoomed bwossoms, and 
yiewded awmonds. 

17:9 And Moses b-bwought out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (*^.^*) w-wods fwom befowe t-the WOWD u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: and they wooked, and took {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his wod. 

17:10 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Bwing Aawon's wod again befowe t-the 
testimony, to be kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a token against t-the webews; and t-thou shawt 
quite o(>ω<)o t-take away theiw muwmuwings fwom me, that they die n-nyot. 

17:11 And Moses did so: as t-the WOWD commanded him, so did he. 

17:12 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, Behowd, we 
die, we pewish, we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pewish. 

17:13 Whosoevew cometh any t-thing (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD 
shaww die: shaww we be consumed with dying? 18:1 And t-the WOWD said 
u-unto Aawon, T-Thou and thy sons and thy fathew's house with thee shaww 
beaw t-the i-inyiquity of t-the s-sanctuawy: and t-thou and thy sons with thee 
shaww beaw t-the i-inyiquity of youw p-pwiesthood. 

18:2 And thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awso of t-the twibe of Wevi, t-the twibe of thy 
fathew, bwing t-thou with thee, that they may be j-joinyed u-unto thee, and 
m-minyistew u-unto t-thee: but t-thou and thy sons with thee shaww m-minyistew 
befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of w-witnyess. 

18:3 And they shaww keep thy c-chawge, and t-the chawge of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
tabewnyacwe: onwy they shaww nyot come nyigh t-the vessews of t-the sanctuawy 
and t-the awtaw, that nyeithew they, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ye awso, die. 

18:4 And they shaww be j-joinyed u-unto thee, and keep t-the chawge of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe: 
and a stwangew shaww nyot come nyigh u-unto you. 

18:5 And ye shaww keep t-the chawge of t-the s-sanctuawy, and t-the chawge of 
t-the a-awtaw: that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo wwath any mowe upon t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew. 

18:6 And I, b-behowd, I have taken youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Wevites fwom among 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: to you they awe given as a gift (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, 
to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

18:7 Thewefowe t-thou and thy sons with thee shaww keep youw pwiest's 
^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewything of t-the awtaw, and within t-the vaiw; and ye shaww 
sewve: I have given youw pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office u-unto you as a sewvice of 
g-gift: and t-the stwangew that cometh nyigh shaww be put to death. 

18:8 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Aawon, Behowd, I awso have given thee t-the 
chawge of minye heave offewings of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hawwowed things of t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; u-unto thee have I given t-them by w-weason of t-the 
anyointing, and to thy ^-^ s-sons, by an owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

18:9 This shaww be thinye of t-the most h-howy things, wesewved fwom t-the 
fiwe: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy obwation of theiws, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy meat offewing of theiws, and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sin offewing of theiws, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twespass offewing of theiws 
which they shaww w-wendew u-unto me, shaww be most h-howy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thy sons. 

18:10 In t-the most h-howy pwace shawt t-thou e-eat it; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe shaww e-eat 
i-it: it shaww be h-howy u-unto thee. 

1-18:11 And this is thinye; t-the heave offewing of theiw gift, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the wave offewings of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: I have given t-them u-unto 
thee, and to thy sons and to thy daughtews with thee, by a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is cwean in thy house shaww e-eat of it. 

18:12 Aww t-the best of t-the oiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the best of t-the winye, and of 
t-the wheat, t-the fiwstfwuits of t-them which they shaww offew u-unto t-the 
WOWD, t-them have I given thee. 

18:13 And whatsoevew is fiwst wipe in t-the wand, which they shaww bwing 
u-unto t-the WOWD, shaww be thinye; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is cwean in thinye house 
shaww e-eat of it. 

18:14 Evewy t-thing d-devoted in Iswaew shaww be thinye. 

18:15 Evewy t-thing that openyeth t-the m-matwix in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, which they 
bwing u-unto t-the WOWD, whethew it be of men ow beasts, shaww be thinye: 
nyevewthewess t-the fiwstbown of man shawt t-thou suwewy wedeem, and t-the 
fiwstwing of uncwean b-beasts shawt t-thou w-wedeem. 

18:16 And those that awe to be wedeemed fwom a month o-owd shawt t-thou 
wedeem, a-accowding to thinye (≧◡≦) e-estimation, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the monyey of five shekews, 
aftew t-the shekew of t-the s-sanctuawy, which is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty gewahs. 

18:17 But t-the fiwstwing of a c-cow, ow t-the fiwstwing of a sheep, ow t-the 
fiwstwing of a goat, t-thou shawt nyot wedeem; they awe howy: t-thou shawt 
spwinkwe theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the awtaw, and shawt buwn theiw fat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an 
offewing m-made by f-fiwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

18:18 And t-the fwesh of t-them shaww be thinye, as t-the wave bweast and as 
t-the wight shouwdew awe thinye. 

18:19 Aww t-the heave offewings of t-the h-howy things, which t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew offew u-unto t-the WOWD, have I given thee, and thy sons and thy 
daughtews with thee, by a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: it is a c-covenyant of sawt 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew befowe t-the WOWD u-unto thee and to thy seed with thee. 

18:20 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Aawon, T-Thou shawt have nyo (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in 
theiw wand, nyeithew shawt t-thou have any pawt among (=`ω´=) t-them: I am thy pawt 
and thinye (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

1-18:21 And, b-behowd, I have given t-the chiwdwen of Wevi (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth in 
Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sewvice which they sewve, even 
t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

18:22 N-Nyeithew (* ^ ω ^) m-must t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew hencefowth come nyigh t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, west they beaw sin, and die. 

1-18:23 But t-the Wevites shaww (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, and they shaww beaw theiw i-inyiquity: it shaww be a 
statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations, that among t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew they have nyo inhewitance. 

18:24 But t-the tithes of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which they offew as an 
heave offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, I have given to t-the Wevites to inhewit: 
thewefowe I have said u-unto t-them, Among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew they 
shaww have nyo inhewitance. 

18:25 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 18:26 T-Thus speak u-unto t-the 
W-Wevites, and say u-unto t-them, When ye o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew t-the 
tithes which I have given you fwom t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw inhewitance, t-then ye 
shaww offew up an heave offewing of it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, even a (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt 
of t-the tithe. 

18:27 And this youw heave offewing shaww be w-weckonyed u-unto y-you, as 
t-though it wewe t-the cown of t-the thweshingfwoow, and as t-the fuwnyess of 
t-the winyepwess. 

18:28 T-Thus ye awso shaww offew an heave offewing u-unto t-the WOWD of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
youw tithes, which ye weceive of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; and ye shaww 
g-give theweof t-the WOWD's heave offewing to Aawon t-the pwiest. 

18:29 Out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw gifts ye shaww offew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy heave offewing of t-the 
WOWD, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the best t-theweof, even t-the hawwowed pawt theweof out of 
it. 

18:30 Thewefowe t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, When ye have heaved t-the best 
theweof fwom it, t-then it shaww be c-counted u-unto t-the Wevites as t-the 
incwease of t-the thweshingfwoow, and as t-the incwease of t-the winyepwess. 

18:31 And ye shaww e-eat it in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace, ye and youw househowds: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
it is youw wewawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sewvice in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation. 

(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 And ye shaww beaw nyo sin by w-weason of it, when ye have heaved 
fwom it t-the best of i-it: nyeithew shaww ye powwute t-the h-howy things of 
t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, west ye die. 

19:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and u-unto Aawon, s-saying, 19:2 This 
is t-the owdinyance of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw which t-the WOWD hath commanded, s-saying, 
Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they bwing thee a (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed heifew 
without |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, whewein is nyo bwemish, and upon which nyevew came y-yoke: 
19:3 And ye shaww g-give hew u-unto Eweazaw t-the pwiest, that he may bwing 
hew fowth without t-the camp, and onye shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway hew befowe his f-face: 
19:4 And Eweazaw t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of hew ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood with his fingew, 
and spwinkwe of hew ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood diwectwy befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation seven times: 19:5 And onye shaww buwn t-the heifew in his 
sight; hew s-skin, and hew f-fwesh, and hew bwood, with hew dung, shaww he 
buwn: 1-19:6 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take cedaw wood, and h-hyssop, and 
scawwet, and cast it into t-the m-midst of t-the b-buwnying of t-the h-heifew. 

19:7 T-Then t-the pwiest shaww w-wash his cwothes, and he shaww bathe his 
fwesh in watew, and aftewwawd he shaww come into t-the camp, and t-the 
pwiest shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

19:8 And he that buwnyeth hew shaww w-wash his cwothes in watew, and 
bathe his fwesh in watew, and shaww be uncwean untiw t-the even. 

19:9 And a man that is cwean shaww gathew up t-the ashes of t-the heifew, 
and way t-them up without t-the camp in a cwean pwace, and it shaww be 
kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a w-watew of 
sepawation: it is a puwification (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin. 

19:10 And he that gatheweth t-the ashes of t-the heifew shaww w-wash his 
cwothes, and be uncwean untiw t-the even: and it shaww be u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and u-unto t-the stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among t-them, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1-19:11 He that toucheth t-the dead body of any man shaww be uncwean seven 
days. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 He shaww puwify himsewf with it on t-the thiwd day, and on t-the 
seventh day he shaww be cwean: but if he puwify nyot himsewf t-the thiwd 
day, t-then t-the seventh day he shaww nyot be cwean. 

19:13 Whosoevew toucheth t-the dead body of any man that is dead, and 
puwifieth nyot himsewf, defiweth t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD; and that 
souw shaww be cut off fwom Iswaew: because t-the w-watew of sepawation w-was 
nyot spwinkwed upon him, he shaww be (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; his uncweannyess is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
upon h-him. 

19:14 This is t-the w-waw, when a man dieth in a tent: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that come into 
t-the tent, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in t-the tent, shaww be uncwean seven days. 

19:15 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy open v-vessew, which hath nyo covewing b-bound upon it, is 
uncwean. 

19:16 And w-whosoevew toucheth onye that is s-swain with a s-swowd in t-the 
open fiewds, ow a dead b-body, ow a bonye of a ^.^ m-man, ow a gwave, shaww be 
uncwean seven days. 

19:17 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an uncwean pewson they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ashes of t-the 
buwnt heifew of puwification (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin, and wunnying w-watew shaww be put 
theweto in a vessew: 19:18 And a cwean pewson shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-hyssop, and 
dip it in t-the watew, and spwinkwe it upon t-the tent, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
vessews, and upon t-the p-pewsons that wewe thewe, and upon him that 
touched a bonye, ow onye swain, ow onye dead, ow a gwave: 19:19 And t-the 
cwean pewson shaww spwinkwe upon t-the uncwean on t-the thiwd day, and on 
t-the seventh day: and on t-the seventh day he shaww puwify himsewf, and 
w-wash his cwothes, and bathe himsewf in watew, and shaww be cwean a-at 
even. 

19:20 But t-the man that shaww be u-uncwean, and shaww nyot puwify himsewf, 
that souw shaww be cut off fwom among t-the congwegation, because he 
hath defiwed t-the sanctuawy of t-the WOWD: t-the w-watew of sepawation hath 
nyot b-been spwinkwed upon h-him; he is uncwean. 

19:21 And it shaww be a pewpetuaw statute u-unto t-them, that he that 
spwinkweth t-the w-watew of sepawation shaww w-wash his cwothes; and he that 
toucheth t-the w-watew of sepawation shaww be uncwean untiw even. 

1-19:22 And whatsoevew t-the uncwean pewson toucheth shaww be (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; and 
t-the souw that toucheth it shaww be uncwean untiw even. 

20:1 T-Then came t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, even t-the w-whowe congwegation, 
into t-the desewt of Zin in t-the fiwst (o_O) m-month: and t-the peopwe abode in 
Kadesh; and Miwiam died thewe, and w-was buwied thewe. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: and they gathewed 
themsewves togethew against Moses and against Aawon. 

20:3 And t-the peopwe chode with Moses, and spake, s-saying, Wouwd God 
that we h-had died when ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen died befowe t-the WOWD! 20:4 And why 
have ye b-bwought up t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD into this wiwdewnyess, 
that we and ouw cattwe shouwd die thewe? 20:5 And (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe have ye 
m-made us to come up out of Egypt, to bwing us in u-unto this eviw pwace? 
it is nyo pwace of seed, ow of f-figs, ow of vinyes, ow of pomegwanyates; 
nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any w-watew to d-dwink. 

20:6 And Moses and Aawon went fwom t-the pwesence of t-the assembwy u-unto 
t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and they feww upon 
theiw f-faces: and t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto them. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 20:8 Take t-the wod, and 
gathew t-thou t-the assembwy togethew, thou, and Aawon thy bwothew, and 
speak ye u-unto t-the w-wock befowe theiw e-eyes; and it shaww g-give fowth his 
watew, and t-thou shawt bwing fowth to t-them w-watew out of t-the w-wock: so 
t-thou shawt g-give t-the c-congwegation and theiw b-beasts d-dwink. 

20:9 And Moses took t-the wod fwom befowe t-the WOWD, as he commanded h-him. 

20:10 And Moses and Aawon gathewed t-the c-congwegation togethew befowe 
t-the wock, and he said u-unto t-them, Heaw n-nyow, ye webews; (* ^ ω ^) m-must we fetch 
you w-watew out of this wock? 2-20:11 And Moses w-wifted up his hand, and 
with his wod he smote t-the w-wock twice: and t-the w-watew came out 
abundantwy, and t-the c-congwegation dwank, and theiw b-beasts awso. 

2-20:12 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and Aawon, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye bewieved m-me 
nyot, to sanctify m-me in t-the eyes of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, thewefowe 
ye shaww nyot bwing this c-congwegation into t-the wand which I have given 
them. 

2-20:13 This is t-the w-watew of Mewibah; because t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
stwove with t-the WOWD, and he w-was sanctified in them. 

2-20:14 And Moses sent m-messengews fwom K-Kadesh u-unto t-the king of Edom, 
T-Thus saith thy b-bwothew I-Iswaew, T-Thou k-knyowest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twavaiw that hath 
^w^ b-befawwen us: 2-20:15 How ouw f-fathews went down into Egypt, and we have 
d-dwewt in Egypt a wong time; and t-the Egyptians vexed u-us, and ouw 
fathews: 20:16 And when we cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, he heawd ouw voice, 
and sent an angew, and hath b-bwought us fowth out of Egypt: and, 
b-behowd, we awe in Kadesh, a city in t-the uttewmost of thy bowdew: 2-20:17 
Wet us pass, I p-pway thee, thwough thy c-countwy: we wiww nyot pass 
thwough t-the fiewds, ow thwough t-the vinyeyawds, nyeithew wiww we dwink of 
t-the w-watew of t-the w-wewws: we wiww go by t-the king's high way, we wiww nyot 
tuwn to t-the wight hand (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the weft, untiw we have passed thy 
bowdews. 

20:18 And Edom said u-unto him, T-Thou shawt nyot pass by me, west I come 
out against thee with t-the swowd. 

2-20:19 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew said u-unto him, We wiww go by t-the high 
w-way: and if I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cattwe dwink of thy watew, t-then I wiww pay (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
i-it: I wiww onwy, without doing anything ewse, go thwough on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. 

20:20 And he said, T-Thou shawt nyot go thwough. And Edom came out 
against him with m-much p-peopwe, and with a stwong ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

20:21 T-Thus Edom wefused to g-give Iswaew passage thwough his bowdew: 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe Iswaew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away fwom h-him. 

2-20:22 And t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, even t-the w-whowe congwegation, 
jouwnyeyed fwom Kadesh, and came u-unto mount H-How. 

20:23 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses and Aawon in mount How, by t-the 
coast of t-the wand of Edom, s-saying, 20:24 Aawon shaww be gathewed u-unto 
his peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww nyot entew into t-the wand which I have given 
u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, because ye webewwed against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd a-at 
t-the w-watew of Mewibah. 

20:25 Take Aawon and Eweazaw his son, and bwing t-them up u-unto mount 
How: 20:26 And s-stwip Aawon of his gawments, and put t-them upon Eweazaw 
his son: and Aawon shaww be gathewed u-unto his p-peopwe, and shaww die 
thewe. 

2-20:27 And Moses did as t-the WOWD commanded: and they went up into mount 
How in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation. 

20:28 And Moses (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped Aawon of his gawments, and put t-them upon 
Eweazaw his son; and Aawon died (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the top of t-the mount: and 
Moses and Eweazaw came down fwom t-the mount. 

20:29 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation saw that Aawon w-was dead, they 
mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon thiwty days, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew. 

21:1 And when king Awad t-the Canyaanyite, which d-dwewt in t-the south, heawd 
teww that Iswaew came by t-the w-way of t-the s-spies; t-then he fought against 
I-Iswaew, and took s-some of t-them pwisonyews. 

21:2 And Iswaew vowed a vow u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, If t-thou wiwt 
indeed d-dewivew this peopwe into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, t-then I wiww u-uttewwy d-destwoy 
theiw cities. 

21:3 And t-the WOWD heawkenyed to t-the voice of I-Iswaew, and dewivewed up 
t-the Canyaanyites; and they u-uttewwy destwoyed t-them and theiw cities: and 
he cawwed t-the nyame of t-the pwace Howmah. 

21:4 And they jouwnyeyed fwom mount How by t-the w-way of t-the Wed sea, to 
compass t-the wand of E-Edom: and t-the souw of t-the peopwe w-was m-much 
discouwaged because of t-the way. 

21:5 And t-the peopwe spake against G-God, and against Moses, Whewefowe 
have ye b-bwought us up out of Egypt to die in t-the wiwdewnyess? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
is nyo bwead, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any watew; and ouw souw woatheth this 
wight bwead. 

2-21:6 And t-the WOWD sent fiewy sewpents among t-the p-peopwe, and they bit 
t-the peopwe; and m-much peopwe of Iswaew died. 

21:7 Thewefowe t-the peopwe came to Moses, and said, We have sinnyed, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
we have spoken against t-the WOWD, and against thee; p-pway u-unto t-the WOWD, 
that he o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the sewpents fwom us. And Moses pwayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
peopwe. 

21:8 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Make thee a fiewy s-sewpent, and s-set 
it upon a powe: and it shaww come to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is 
bitten, when he wooketh upon it, shaww w-wive. 

21:9 And Moses m-made a sewpent of b-bwass, and put it upon a powe, and it 
came to pass, that if a sewpent h-had bitten any ^.^ m-man, when he behewd t-the 
sewpent of b-bwass, he w-wived. 

21:10 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew s-set fowwawd, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Oboth. 

21:11 And they jouwnyeyed fwom Oboth, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched a-at Ijeabawim, in t-the 
wiwdewnyess which is befowe M-Moab, towawd t-the sunwising. 

21:12 Fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence they w-wemoved, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the vawwey of Zawed. 

2-21:13 Fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence they w-wemoved, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched on t-the othew side of 
A-Awnyon, which is in t-the wiwdewnyess that cometh out of t-the coasts of t-the 
Amowites: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Awnyon is t-the bowdew of M-Moab, b-between Moab and t-the 
Amowites. 

21:14 Whewefowe it is said in t-the book of t-the waws of t-the WOWD, What 
he did in t-the Wed sea, and in t-the bwooks of A-Awnyon, 2-21:15 And a-at t-the 
stweam of t-the bwooks that goeth down to t-the dwewwing of Aw, and wieth 
upon t-the bowdew of Moab. 

21:16 And fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence they went to Beew: that is t-the w-weww wheweof t-the 
WOWD spake u-unto Moses, Gathew t-the peopwe togethew, and I wiww g-give 
t-them watew. 

21:17 T-Then Iswaew sang this song, Spwing up, O-O w-weww; sing ye u-unto i-it: 
2-21:18 The pwinces digged t-the weww, t-the nyobwes of t-the peopwe digged it, 
by t-the diwection of t-the wawgivew, with theiw staves. And fwom t-the 
wiwdewnyess they went to M-Mattanyah: 2-21:19 And fwom Mattanyah to Nyahawiew: 
and fwom Nyahawiew to Bamoth: 21:20 And fwom Bamoth in t-the vawwey, that 
is in t-the c-countwy of M-Moab, to t-the top of Pisgah, which wooketh towawd 
Jeshimon. 

21:21 And Iswaew sent m-messengews u-unto (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, 
s-saying, 2-21:22 Wet m-me pass thwough thy wand: we wiww nyot tuwn into t-the 
fiewds, ow into t-the vinyeyawds; we wiww nyot dwink of t-the watews of t-the 
weww: but we wiww go awong by t-the king's high way, untiw we be past 
thy bowdews. 

21:23 And (❤ω❤) S-Sihon w-wouwd nyot s-suffew Iswaew to pass thwough his bowdew: 
but (❤ω❤) S-Sihon gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe togethew, and went out against 
Iswaew into t-the wiwdewnyess: and he came to Jahaz, and fought against 
Iswaew. 

21:24 And Iswaew smote him with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and p-possessed 
his wand fwom Awnyon u-unto Jabbok, even u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Ammon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the bowdew of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon w-was s-stwong. 

21:25 And Iswaew took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these cities: and Iswaew d-dwewt in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-cities of t-the A-Amowites, in (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the v-viwwages t-theweof. 

21:26 Fow H-Heshbon w-was t-the city of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon t-the king of t-the A-Amowites, who 
h-had fought against t-the f-fowmew king of M-Moab, and taken (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wand out 
of his hand, even u-unto Awnyon. 

21:27 Whewefowe they that speak in p-pwovewbs say, Come into (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, 
wet t-the city of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon be b-buiwt and pwepawed: 21:28 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a fiwe 
gonye out of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, a fwame fwom t-the city of S-Sihon: it hath consumed 
Aw of M-Moab, and t-the wowds of t-the high pwaces of Awnyon. 

21:29 Woe to thee, Moab! t-thou awt undonye, O-O peopwe of Chemosh: he hath 
given his sons that escaped, and his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, into captivity u-unto 
(❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the Amowites. 

2-21:30 We have shot a-at t-them; H-Heshbon is pewished even u-unto Dibon, and 
we have w-waid t-them waste even u-unto N-Nyophah, which weacheth u-unto Medeba. 

21:31 T-Thus Iswaew d-dwewt in t-the wand of t-the Amowites. 

21:32 And Moses sent to spy out Jaazew, and they took t-the v-viwwages 
t-theweof, and (o_O)! d-dwove out t-the Amowites that wewe thewe. 

21:33 And they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and went up by t-the w-way of Bashan: and Og t-the 
king of Bashan went out against t-them, he, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, to t-the 
battwe a-at E-Edwei. 

21:34 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Feaw him nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have dewivewed 
him into thy hand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, and his wand; and t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do 
to him as t-thou didst u-unto (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, which d-dwewt a-at 
Heshbon. 

21:35 S-So they smote him, and his ^-^ s-sons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, untiw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was nyonye weft him a-awive: and they p-possessed his wand. 

22:1 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew s-set fowwawd, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the pwains 
of Moab on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan by Jewicho. 

2-22:2 And Bawak t-the son of Zippow saw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Iswaew h-had donye to t-the 
Amowites. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And Moab w-was sowe afwaid of t-the p-peopwe, because they wewe many: 
and Moab w-was d-distwessed because of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

22:4 And Moab said u-unto t-the ewdews of Midian, Nyow shaww this company 
wick up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about u-us, as t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox wicketh up t-the gwass of 
t-the fiewd. 

And Bawak t-the son of Zippow w-was king of t-the Moabites a-at that ^w^ t-time. 

2-22:5 He sent m-messengews thewefowe u-unto Bawaam t-the son of Beow to 
Pethow, which is by t-the wivew of t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of his 
p-peopwe, to caww him, s-saying, Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a peopwe come out fwom 
Egypt: b-behowd, they covew t-the f-face of t-the eawth, and they abide o-ovew 
against me: 22:6 Come nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, (O_O;) c-cuwse m-me this 
peopwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe too mighty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: pewadventuwe I shaww pwevaiw, 
that we may smite t-them, and that I may dwive t-them out of t-the wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
I wot that he whom t-thou b-bwessest is bwessed, and he whom t-thou c-cuwsest 
is cuwsed. 

22:7 And t-the ewdews of Moab and t-the ewdews of Midian depawted with t-the 
wewawds of divinyation in theiw hand; and they came u-unto Bawaam, and 
spake u-unto him t-the w-wowds of B-Bawak. 

22:8 And he said u-unto t-them, Wodge hewe this nyight, and I wiww bwing 
you wowd again, as t-the WOWD shaww speak u-unto me: and t-the pwinces of 
Moab abode with Bawaam. 

22:9 And God came u-unto Bawaam, and said, What men awe these with thee? 
22:10 And Bawaam said u-unto G-God, Bawak t-the son of Zippow, king of M-Moab, 
hath sent u-unto me, s-saying, 22:11 Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a peopwe come out of 
Egypt, which coveweth t-the f-face of t-the eawth: come n-nyow, (O_O;) c-cuwse m-me t-them; 
pewadventuwe I shaww be abwe to ovewcome t-them, and dwive t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

22:12 And God said u-unto Bawaam, T-Thou shawt nyot go with t-them; t-thou 
shawt nyot (O_O;) c-cuwse t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe bwessed. 

22:13 And Bawaam w-wose up in t-the m-mownying, and said u-unto t-the pwinces of 
Bawak, Get you into youw wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD wefuseth to g-give m-me weave 
to go with you. 

22:14 And t-the pwinces of Moab w-wose up, and they went u-unto Bawak, and 
said, Bawaam wefuseth to come with us. 

22:15 And Bawak sent (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again pwinces, m-mowe, and mowe honyouwabwe than 
they. 

22:16 And they came to Bawaam, and said to him, T-Thus saith Bawak t-the 
son of Zippow, Wet nyothing, I p-pway thee, hindew thee fwom coming u-unto 
me: (^人^) 2-22:17 Fow I wiww pwomote thee u-unto vewy gweat honyouw, and I wiww 
(^-^*)/ d-do whatsoevew t-thou sayest u-unto me: come thewefowe, I p-pway thee, (O_O;) c-cuwse 
m-me this peopwe. 

22:18 And Bawaam answewed and said u-unto t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Bawak, If 
Bawak w-wouwd g-give m-me his house f-fuww of s-siwvew and gowd, I c-cannyot go 
beyond t-the wowd of t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, to (^-^*)/ d-do w-wess ow mowe. 

22:19 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway y-you, tawwy ye awso hewe this nyight, that I 
may knyow what t-the WOWD wiww say u-unto m-me mowe. 

22:20 And God came u-unto Bawaam a-at nyight, and said u-unto him, If t-the men 
come to caww thee, (☆ω☆) w-wise up, and go with t-them; but (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the wowd which I 
shaww say u-unto thee, that shawt t-thou do. 

22:21 And Bawaam w-wose up in t-the m-mownying, and saddwed his ass, and went 
with t-the pwinces of Moab. 

2-22:22 And God's angew w-was kindwed because he went: and t-the angew of 
t-the WOWD s-stood in t-the w-way (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an a-advewsawy against h-him. Nyow he w-was 
widing upon his ass, and his two (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wewe with h-him. 

22:23 And t-the a-ass saw t-the angew of t-the WOWD standing in t-the way, and 
his s-swowd dwawn in his hand: and t-the a-ass (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside out of t-the way, 
and went into t-the fiewd: and Bawaam smote t-the ass, to tuwn hew into 
t-the way. 

22:24 But t-the angew of t-the WOWD s-stood in a ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of t-the vinyeyawds, a 
waww being on this side, and a waww on that side. 

22:25 And when t-the a-ass saw t-the angew of t-the WOWD, she thwust hewsewf 
u-unto t-the waww, and cwushed Bawaam's foot against t-the w-waww: and he 
smote hew again. 

22:26 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD went fuwthew, and s-stood in a nyawwow 
pwace, whewe w-was nyo w-way to tuwn eithew to t-the wight hand ow to t-the 
weft. 

22:27 And when t-the a-ass saw t-the angew of t-the WOWD, she feww down undew 
Bawaam: and Bawaam's angew w-was kindwed, and he smote t-the a-ass with a 
staff. 

22:28 And t-the WOWD openyed t-the mouth of t-the ass, and she said u-unto 
Bawaam, What have I donye u-unto thee, that t-thou hast smitten m-me these 
thwee times? 22:29 And Bawaam said u-unto t-the ass, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast 
mocked me: I w-wouwd (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe a s-swowd in minye hand, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow w-wouwd I 
kiww thee. 

22:30 And t-the a-ass said u-unto Bawaam, Am nyot I thinye ass, upon which 
t-thou hast widden e-evew since I w-was thinye u-unto this day? w-was I e-evew wont 
to (^-^*)/ d-do so u-unto thee? And he said, N-Nyay. 

22:31 T-Then t-the WOWD openyed t-the eyes of Bawaam, and he saw t-the angew of 
t-the WOWD standing in t-the way, and his s-swowd dwawn in his hand: and he 
b-bowed down his head, and feww fwat on his (￣ω￣) f-face. 

22:32 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Whewefowe hast t-thou 
smitten thinye a-ass these thwee times? b-behowd, I went out to w-withstand 
thee, because thy w-way is pewvewse befowe me: 22:33 And t-the a-ass saw me, 
and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom m-me these thwee times: unwess she h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom me, 
suwewy nyow awso I h-had s-swain thee, and saved hew awive. 

22:34 And Bawaam said u-unto t-the angew of t-the WOWD, I have sinnyed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
knyew nyot that t-thou stoodest in t-the w-way against me: nyow thewefowe, if 
it d-dispwease thee, I wiww get m-me back again. 

22:35 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto Bawaam, Go with t-the m-men: but 
onwy t-the wowd that I shaww speak u-unto thee, that t-thou shawt s-speak. S-So 
Bawaam went with t-the pwinces of B-Bawak. 

22:36 And when Bawak heawd that Bawaam w-was come, he went out to meet 
him u-unto a city of M-Moab, which is in t-the bowdew of A-Awnyon, which is in 
t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost coast. 

22:37 And Bawak said u-unto Bawaam, Did I nyot eawnyestwy send u-unto thee 
to caww thee? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe camest t-thou nyot u-unto m-me? am I nyot abwe indeed 
to pwomote thee to honyouw? 22:38 And Bawaam said u-unto Bawak, Wo, I am 
come u-unto t-thee: have I nyow any p-powew a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww to say any thing? t-the wowd 
that God putteth in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, that shaww I s-speak. 

22:39 And Bawaam went with Bawak, and they came u-unto (￣ω￣) *shuffles closer* K-Kiwjathhuzoth. 

22:40 And Bawak offewed oxen and sheep, and sent to Bawaam, and to t-the 
pwinces that wewe with h-him. 

(o^▽^o) 2-22:41 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that Bawak took Bawaam, and 
b-bwought him up into t-the high pwaces of Baaw, that (o´∀`o) t-thence he m-might s-see 
t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost pawt of t-the peopwe. 

23:1 And Bawaam said u-unto Bawak, Buiwd m-me hewe seven awtaws, and 
p-pwepawe m-me hewe seven oxen and seven wams. 

23:2 And Bawak did as Bawaam h-had spoken; and Bawak and Bawaam offewed 
on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy awtaw a buwwock and a wam. 

23:3 And Bawaam said u-unto Bawak, Stand by thy buwnt o-offewing, and I 
wiww go: pewadventuwe t-the WOWD wiww come to meet me: and whatsoevew he 
sheweth m-me I wiww teww thee. And he went to an high pwace. 

23:4 And God met Bawaam: and he said u-unto him, I have pwepawed seven 
awtaws, and I have offewed upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy awtaw a buwwock and a wam. 

23:5 And t-the WOWD put a wowd in Bawaam's mouth, and said, W-Wetuwn u-unto 
Bawak, and thus t-thou shawt s-speak. 

23:6 And he wetuwnyed u-unto him, and, wo, he s-stood by his buwnt 
sacwifice, he, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of Moab. 

2-23:7 And he took up his pawabwe, and said, Bawak t-the king of Moab hath 
b-bwought m-me fwom Awam, out of t-the mountains of t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, s-saying, Come, 
(O_O;) c-cuwse m-me Jacob, and come, d-defy Iswaew. 

2-23:8 How shaww I cuwse, whom God hath nyot cuwsed? ow how shaww I defy, 
whom t-the WOWD hath nyot d-defied? 23:9 Fow fwom t-the top of t-the wocks I 
s-see him, and fwom t-the hiwws I (x_x)V b-behowd him: wo, t-the peopwe shaww dweww 
awonye, and shaww nyot be w-weckonyed among t-the nyations. 

23:10 Who c-can count t-the dust of Jacob, and t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the fouwth 
pawt of I-Iswaew? Wet m-me die t-the death of t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wast 
end be w-wike his! 23:11 And Bawak said u-unto Bawaam, What hast t-thou 
donye u-unto m-me? I took thee to (O_O;) c-cuwse minye >_> e-enyemies, and, b-behowd, t-thou 
hast bwessed t-them awtogethew. 

23:12 And he answewed and said, Must I nyot o(>ω<)o t-take heed to speak that 
which t-the WOWD hath put in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth? 2-23:13 And Bawak said u-unto him, 
Come, I p-pway thee, with m-me u-unto anyothew pwace, fwom whence t-thou mayest 
s-see (=`ω´=) t-them: t-thou shawt s-see but t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost pawt of t-them, and shawt nyot 
s-see t-them aww: and (O_O;) c-cuwse m-me t-them fwom thence. 

23:14 And he b-bwought him into t-the fiewd of Zophim, to t-the top of 
Pisgah, and b-buiwt seven awtaws, and offewed a buwwock and a wam on 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

23:15 And he said u-unto Bawak, Stand hewe by thy buwnt o-offewing, whiwe 
I meet t-the WOWD yondew. 

23:16 And t-the WOWD met Bawaam, and put a wowd in his mouth, and said, 
Go again u-unto Bawak, and say t-thus. 

23:17 And when he came to him, b-behowd, he s-stood by his buwnt o-offewing, 
and t-the pwinces of Moab with h-him. And Bawak said u-unto him, What hath 
t-the WOWD o(>< )o s-spoken? 23:18 And he took up his pawabwe, and said, Wise up, 
Bawak, and heaw; heawken u-unto me, t-thou son of Z-Zippow: 23:19 God is nyot 
a ^.^ m-man, that he shouwd wie; nyeithew t-the son of ^.^ m-man, that he shouwd 
wepent: hath he said, and shaww he nyot (^-^*)/ d-do it? ow hath he spoken, and 
shaww he nyot make it good? 23:20 Behowd, I have weceived commandment 
to bwess: and he hath bwessed; and I c-cannyot wevewse it. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 He hath nyot behewd i-inyiquity in Jacob, nyeithew hath he s-seen 
pewvewsenyess in Iswaew: t-the WOWD his God is with him, and t-the shout of 
a king is among them. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 God b-bwought t-them out of Egypt; he hath as it wewe t-the stwength 
of an unyicown. 

23:23 S-Suwewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo enchantment against Jacob, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
any divinyation against Iswaew: a-accowding to this time it shaww be said 
of J-Jacob and of I-Iswaew, What hath God wwought! 23:24 Behowd, t-the 
peopwe shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up as a gweat wion, and wift up himsewf as a young 
wion: he shaww nyot w-wie down untiw he e-eat of t-the pwey, and dwink t-the 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the swain. 

23:25 And Bawak said u-unto Bawaam, N-Nyeithew (O_O;) c-cuwse t-them a-at a-aww, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwess 
t-them a-at aww. 

23:26 But Bawaam answewed and said u-unto Bawak, Towd nyot I thee, 
s-saying, Aww that t-the WOWD speaketh, that I (* ^ ω ^) m-must do? ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 And Bawak 
said u-unto Bawaam, Come, I p-pway thee, I wiww bwing thee u-unto anyothew 
pwace; pewadventuwe it wiww pwease God that t-thou mayest (O_O;) c-cuwse m-me t-them 
fwom thence. 

23:28 And Bawak b-bwought Bawaam u-unto t-the top of Peow, that wooketh 
towawd Jeshimon. 

23:29 And Bawaam said u-unto Bawak, Buiwd m-me hewe seven awtaws, and 
p-pwepawe m-me hewe seven buwwocks and seven wams. 

o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 And Bawak did as Bawaam h-had said, and offewed a buwwock and a 
wam on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

2-24:1 And when Bawaam saw that it pweased t-the WOWD to bwess I-Iswaew, he 
went nyot, as a-at othew times, to seek (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow enchantments, but he s-set his 
f-face towawd t-the wiwdewnyess. 

24:2 And Bawaam w-wifted up his eyes, and he saw Iswaew (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding in his 
tents a-accowding to theiw twibes; and t-the spiwit of God came upon h-him. 

24:3 And he took up his pawabwe, and said, Bawaam t-the son of Beow hath 
said, and t-the man whose eyes awe open hath said: 2-24:4 He hath said, 
which heawd t-the w-wowds of G-God, which saw t-the vision of t-the Awmighty, 
fawwing into a twance, but h-having his eyes open: 24:5 How goodwy awe 
thy tents, O-O Jacob, and thy tabewnyacwes, O-O Iswaew! 24:6 As t-the 
vawweys awe they spwead fowth, as gawdens by t-the wivew's side, as t-the 
twees of wign awoes which t-the WOWD hath pwanted, and as cedaw twees 
beside t-the watews. 

24:7 He shaww p-pouw t-the w-watew out of his buckets, and his seed shaww be 
in many w-watews, and his king shaww be highew than Agag, and his 
kingdom shaww be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 God b-bwought him fowth out of Egypt; he hath as it wewe t-the 
stwength of an unyicown: he shaww e-eat up t-the nyations his >_> e-enyemies, and 
shaww bweak theiw bonyes, and (-ω-、) p-piewce t-them thwough with his ^.^ a-awwows. 

24:9 He couched, he way down as a wion, and as a gweat wion: who shaww 
stiw him u-up? Bwessed is he that bwesseth thee, and cuwsed is he that 
cuwseth thee. 

24:10 And Bawak's angew w-was kindwed against Bawaam, and he smote his 
h-hands togethew: and Bawak said u-unto Bawaam, I cawwed thee to (O_O;) c-cuwse 
minye >_> e-enyemies, and, b-behowd, t-thou hast awtogethew bwessed t-them these 
thwee times. 

24:11 Thewefowe nyow fwee t-thou to thy p-pwace: I thought to pwomote thee 
u-unto gweat honyouw; but, wo, t-the WOWD hath kept thee back fwom honyouw. 

24:12 And Bawaam said u-unto Bawak, Spake I nyot awso to thy m-messengews 
which t-thou s-sentest u-unto me, s-saying, (❤ω❤) 2-24:13 If Bawak w-wouwd g-give m-me his 
house f-fuww of s-siwvew and gowd, I c-cannyot go beyond t-the commandment of 
t-the WOWD, to (^-^*)/ d-do eithew g-good ow (＃￣ω￣) b-bad of minye own mind; but what t-the WOWD 
saith, that wiww I speak? 24:14 And n-nyow, b-behowd, I go u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: 
come thewefowe, and I wiww (>_<) a-advewtise thee what this peopwe shaww (^-^*)/ d-do to 
thy peopwe in t-the wattew days. 

24:15 And he took up his pawabwe, and said, Bawaam t-the son of Beow 
hath said, and t-the man whose eyes awe open hath said: 24:16 He hath 
said, which heawd t-the w-wowds of G-God, and knyew t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the most 
High, which saw t-the vision of t-the Awmighty, fawwing into a twance, but 
h-having his eyes open: 24:17 I shaww s-see him, but nyot nyow: I shaww 
(x_x)V b-behowd him, but nyot nyigh: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come a Staw out of Jacob, and a 
Sceptwe shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise out of I-Iswaew, and shaww smite t-the c-cownyews of M-Moab, 
and d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of S-Sheth. 

24:18 And Edom shaww be a possession, Seiw awso shaww be a ^.^ p-possession 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his enyemies; and Iswaew shaww (^-^*)/ d-do vawiantwy. 

24:19 Out of J-Jacob shaww come he that shaww have dominyion, and shaww 
d-destwoy him that wemainyeth of t-the city. 

24:20 And when he wooked on Amawek, he took up his pawabwe, and said, 
Amawek w-was t-the fiwst of t-the nyations; but his wattew end shaww be that 
he pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

24:21 And he wooked on t-the Kenyites, and took up his pawabwe, and said, 
Stwong is thy dwewwingpwace, and t-thou puttest thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest in a wock. 

2-24:22 Nyevewthewess t-the K-Kenyite shaww be wasted, untiw Asshuw shaww 
cawwy thee away captive. 

24:23 And he took up his pawabwe, and said, Awas, who shaww wive when 
God doeth this! 24:24 And s-ships shaww come fwom t-the coast of Chittim, 
and shaww affwict Asshuw, and shaww affwict Ebew, and he awso shaww 
pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

24:25 And Bawaam w-wose up, and went and wetuwnyed to his p-pwace: and 
Bawak awso went his way. 

2-25:1 And Iswaew abode in S-Shittim, and t-the peopwe began to commit 
w-whowedom with t-the daughtews of Moab. 

25:2 And they cawwed t-the peopwe u-unto t-the s-sacwifices of theiw gods: and 
t-the peopwe did eat, and b-bowed down to theiw gods. 

25:3 And Iswaew j-joinyed himsewf u-unto Baawpeow: and t-the angew of t-the 
WOWD w-was kindwed against Iswaew. 

25:4 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Take (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heads of t-the p-peopwe, 
and h-hang t-them up befowe t-the WOWD against t-the sun, that t-the fiewce 
angew of t-the WOWD may be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away fwom Iswaew. 

25:5 And Moses said u-unto t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of I-Iswaew, Sway ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his 
men that wewe j-joinyed u-unto Baawpeow. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And, b-behowd, onye of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew came and b-bwought u-unto 
his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen a UwU M-Midianyitish woman in t-the sight of Moses, and in t-the 
sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, who wewe 
weeping befowe t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

25:7 And when Phinyehas, t-the son of Eweazaw, t-the son of Aawon t-the 
pwiest, saw it, he w-wose up fwom among t-the congwegation, and took a 
javewin in his hand; 25:8 And he went aftew t-the man of Iswaew into t-the 
tent, and thwust both of t-them thwough, t-the man of I-Iswaew, and t-the 
woman thwough hew b-bewwy. S-So t-the pwague w-was stayed fwom t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew. 

25:9 And those that died in t-the pwague wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw thousand. 

25:10 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 25:11 Phinyehas, t-the son 
of Eweazaw, t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest, hath (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath away 
fwom t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, whiwe he w-was z-zeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake among 
t-them, that I consumed nyot t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy. 

25:12 Whewefowe say, Behowd, I g-give u-unto him o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant of peace: 
25:13 And he shaww have it, and his seed aftew him, even t-the c-covenyant 
of an evewwasting p-pwiesthood; because he w-was z-zeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his G-God, and 
m-made an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

25:14 Nyow t-the nyame of t-the I-Iswaewite that w-was swain, even that w-was 
s-swain with t-the UwU M-Midianyitish woman, w-was Zimwi, t-the son of (⌒ω⌒) S-Sawu, a pwince 
of a chief house among t-the S-Simeonyites. 

25:15 And t-the nyame of t-the UwU M-Midianyitish woman that w-was s-swain w-was Cozbi, 
t-the daughtew of Zuw; he w-was ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head o-ovew a p-peopwe, and of a chief house 
in Midian. 

25:16 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 2-25:17 V-Vex t-the Midianyites, 
and smite (=`ω´=) t-them: 25:18 Fow they v-vex you with theiw wiwes, whewewith 
they have b-beguiwed you in t-the mattew of Peow, and in t-the mattew of 
Cozbi, t-the daughtew of a pwince of Midian, theiw sistew, which w-was 
s-swain in t-the day of t-the pwague (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow P-Peow's sake. 

26:1 And it came to pass aftew t-the pwague, that t-the WOWD spake u-unto 
Moses and u-unto Eweazaw t-the son of Aawon t-the pwiest, s-saying, 26:2 Take 
t-the sum of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
yeaws o-owd and upwawd, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw f-fathews' h-house, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe 
abwe to go to waw in Iswaew. 

26:3 And Moses and Eweazaw t-the pwiest spake with t-them in t-the pwains of 
Moab by (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho, s-saying, (*^.^*) 2-26:4 Take t-the sum of t-the p-peopwe, 
fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd; as t-the WOWD commanded Moses and t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which went fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt. 

26:5 W-Weuben, t-the (・_・ヾ e-ewdest son of Iswaew: t-the chiwdwen of ╰(▔∀▔)╯ W-Weuben; Hanyoch, 
of whom cometh t-the f-famiwy of t-the Hanyochites: of Pawwu, t-the f-famiwy of 
t-the Pawwuites: 26:6 O-Of Hezwon, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Hezwonyites: of Cawmi, 
t-the f-famiwy of t-the Cawmites. 

26:7 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the Weubenyites: and they that wewe 
nyumbewed of t-them wewe f-fowty and thwee t-thousand and seven hundwed and 
t-thiwty. 

26:8 And t-the sons of Pawwu; E-Ewiab. 

26:9 And t-the sons of E-Ewiab; N-Nyemuew, and Dathan, and Abiwam. This is 
that Dathan and Abiwam, which wewe famous in t-the congwegation, who 
stwove against Moses and against Aawon in t-the company of Kowah, when 
they stwove against t-the WOWD: 26:10 And t-the eawth openyed hew mouth, 
and swawwowed t-them up togethew with Kowah, when that company died, 
what time t-the fiwe devouwed two hundwed and fifty m-men: and they became 
a sign. 

2-26:11 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the chiwdwen of K-Kowah died n-nyot. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 The sons of S-Simeon aftew theiw famiwies: of N-Nyemuew, t-the f-famiwy 
of t-the (=^･ω･^=) *cries* N-Nyemuewites: of Jamin, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Jaminyites: of Jachin, 
t-the f-famiwy of t-the Jachinyites: 26:13 O-Of Zewah, t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
Zawhites: of Shauw, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Shauwites. 

26:14 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the Simeonyites, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two 
t-thousand and two hundwed. 

26:15 The chiwdwen of Gad aftew theiw famiwies: of Z-Zephon, t-the f-famiwy 
of t-the Zephonyites: of Haggi, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Haggites: of Shunyi, t-the 
f-famiwy of t-the Shunyites: (*^.^*) 2-26:16 O-Of Oznyi, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Oznyites: of 
Ewi, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Ewites: 26:17 O-Of A-Awod, t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
Awodites: of Awewi, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Awewites. 

26:18 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the chiwdwen of Gad a-accowding to those 
that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, f-fowty t-thousand and five hundwed. 

26:19 The sons of Judah wewe (♡°▽°♡) E-Ew and Onyan: and (♡°▽°♡) E-Ew and Onyan died in t-the 
wand of Canyaan. 

26:20 And t-the sons of Judah aftew theiw famiwies wewe; of Shewah, t-the 
f-famiwy of t-the Shewanyites: of Phawez, t-the f-famiwy of t-the P-Phawzites: of 
Zewah, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Zawhites. 

26:21 And t-the sons of Phawez wewe; of Hezwon, t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
Hezwonyites: of Hamuw, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Hamuwites. 

26:22 These awe t-the famiwies of Judah a-accowding to those that wewe 
nyumbewed of t-them, (o_O)! t-thweescowe and sixteen t-thousand and five hundwed. 

26:23 O-Of t-the sons of Issachaw aftew theiw famiwies: of Towa, t-the 
f-famiwy of t-the Towaites: of P-Pua, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Punyites: 2-26:24 O-Of 
J-Jashub, t-the f-famiwy of t-the (・_・ヾ J-Jashubites: of Shimwon, t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
S-Shimwonyites. 

2-26:25 These awe t-the famiwies of Issachaw a-accowding to those that wewe 
nyumbewed of t-them, (o_O)! t-thweescowe and fouw t-thousand and thwee hundwed. 

2-26:26 O-Of t-the sons of Zebuwun aftew theiw famiwies: of Sewed, t-the 
f-famiwy of t-the Sawdites: of Ewon, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Ewonyites: of 
J-Jahweew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the (x_x)V J-Jahweewites. 

2-26:27 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the ;;w;; Z-Zebuwunyites a-accowding to those 
that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, (o_O)! t-thweescowe t-thousand and five hundwed. 

2-26:28 The sons of Joseph aftew theiw famiwies wewe Manyasseh and 
Ephwaim. 

26:29 O-Of t-the sons of Manyasseh: of Machiw, t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
Machiwites: and M-Machiw begat Giwead: of Giwead come t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
Giweadites. 

26:30 These awe t-the sons of Giwead: of Jeezew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
Jeezewites: of Hewek, t-the f-famiwy of t-the H-Hewekites: 26:31 And of 
A-Aswiew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Aswiewites: and of S-Shechem, t-the f-famiwy of 
t-the Shechemites: 26:32 And of Shemida, t-the f-famiwy of t-the ~(>_<~) S-Shemidaites: 
and of (☆▽☆) H-Hephew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the H-Hephewites. 

2-26:33 And Zewophehad t-the son of Hephew h-had nyo ^-^ s-sons, but daughtews: and 
t-the nyames of t-the daughtews of Zewophehad wewe o(>ω<)o M-Mahwah, and Nyoah, 
Hogwah, Miwcah, and Tiwzah. 

26:34 These awe t-the famiwies of Manyasseh, and those that wewe nyumbewed 
of t-them, fifty and two t-thousand and seven hundwed. 

26:35 These awe t-the sons of Ephwaim aftew theiw famiwies: of 
Shuthewah, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Shuthawhites: of B-Bechew, t-the f-famiwy of 
t-the Bachwites: of (＾• ω •＾) T-Tahan, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Tahanyites. 

26:36 And these awe t-the sons of S-Shuthewah: of Ewan, t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
Ewanyites. 

26:37 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the sons of Ephwaim a-accowding to those 
that wewe nyumbewed of t-them, thiwty and two t-thousand and five hundwed. 
These awe t-the sons of Joseph aftew theiw famiwies. 

26:38 The sons of Benjamin aftew theiw famiwies: of Bewa, t-the f-famiwy 
of t-the Bewaites: of Ashbew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Ashbewites: of Ahiwam, 
t-the f-famiwy of t-the Ahiwamites: 26:39 O-Of Shupham, t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
Shuphamites: of Hupham, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Huphamites. 

26:40 And t-the sons of Bewa wewe Awd and N-Nyaaman: of A-Awd, t-the f-famiwy of 
t-the >_< A-Awdites: and of N-Nyaaman, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Nyaamites. 

26:41 These awe t-the sons of Benjamin aftew theiw famiwies: and they 
that wewe nyumbewed of t-them wewe f-fowty and five t-thousand and six 
hundwed. 

26:42 These awe t-the sons of Dan aftew theiw famiwies: of Shuham, t-the 
f-famiwy of t-the S-Shuhamites. These awe t-the famiwies of Dan aftew theiw 
famiwies. 

26:43 Aww t-the famiwies of t-the Shuhamites, a-accowding to those that wewe 
nyumbewed of t-them, wewe (o_O)! t-thweescowe and fouw t-thousand and fouw hundwed. 

26:44 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Ashew aftew theiw famiwies: of (・_・ヾ J-Jimnya, t-the 
f-famiwy of t-the Jimnyites: of Jesui, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Jesuites: of 
Bewiah, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Bewiites. 

26:45 O-Of t-the sons of Bewiah: of Hebew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Hebewites: of 
Mawchiew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the M-Mawchiewites. 

26:46 And t-the nyame of t-the daughtew of Ashew w-was Sawah. 

2-26:47 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the sons of Ashew a-accowding to those 
that wewe nyumbewed of t-them; who wewe fifty and thwee t-thousand and fouw 
hundwed. 

26:48 O-Of t-the sons of Nyaphtawi aftew theiw famiwies: of Jahzeew, t-the 
f-famiwy of t-the Jahzeewites: of Gunyi, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Gunyites: 26:49 
O-Of Jezew, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Jezewites: of Shiwwem, t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
Shiwwemites. 

UwU 2-26:50 These awe t-the famiwies of Nyaphtawi a-accowding to theiw famiwies: 
and they that wewe nyumbewed of t-them wewe f-fowty and five t-thousand and 
fouw hundwed. 

26:51 These wewe t-the nyumbewed of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, six hundwed 
t-thousand and a t-thousand seven hundwed and t-thiwty. 

2-26:52 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 26:53 Unto these t-the wand 
shaww be d-divided (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of n-nyames. 

26:54 To many t-thou shawt g-give t-the mowe inhewitance, and to f-few t-thou 
shawt g-give t-the w-wess inhewitance: to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance be 
given a-accowding to those that wewe nyumbewed of h-him. 

2-26:55 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the wand shaww be d-divided by wot: a-accowding to 
t-the nyames of t-the twibes of theiw f-fathews they shaww inhewit. 

26:56 Accowding to t-the wot shaww t-the ^.^ p-possession theweof be d-divided 
b-between many and few. 

26:57 And these awe they that wewe nyumbewed of t-the Wevites aftew theiw 
famiwies: of Gewshon, t-the f-famiwy of t-the G-Gewshonyites: of Kohath, t-the 
f-famiwy of t-the K-Kohathites: of Mewawi, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Mewawites. 

26:58 These awe t-the famiwies of t-the Wevites: t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
Wibnyites, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Hebwonyites, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Mahwites, 
t-the f-famiwy of t-the Mushites, t-the f-famiwy of t-the Kowathites. And Kohath 
begat Amwam. 

26:59 And t-the nyame of Amwam's wife w-was J-Jochebed, t-the daughtew of Wevi, 
whom hew mothew bawe to Wevi in Egypt: and she bawe u-unto Amwam Aawon 
and Moses, and Miwiam theiw s-sistew. 

26:60 And u-unto Aawon w-was bown Nyadab, and Abihu, Eweazaw, and Ithamaw. 

26:61 And Nyadab and Abihu died, when they offewed s-stwange fiwe befowe 
t-the WOWD. 

26:62 And those that wewe nyumbewed of t-them wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee 
thousand, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mawes fwom a month o-owd and upwawd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe nyot 
nyumbewed among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance given t-them among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

26:63 These awe they that wewe nyumbewed by Moses and Eweazaw t-the 
pwiest, who nyumbewed t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in t-the pwains of Moab by 
(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho. 

26:64 But among these (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a man of t-them whom Moses and Aawon 
t-the pwiest nyumbewed, when they nyumbewed t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in t-the 
wiwdewnyess of Sinyai. 

26:65 Fow t-the WOWD h-had said of t-them, They shaww suwewy die in t-the 
wiwdewnyess. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot weft a man of t-them, s-save C-Caweb t-the son 
of Jephunnyeh, and Joshua t-the son of Nyun. 

2-27:1 T-Then came t-the daughtews of Zewophehad, t-the son of (☆▽☆) H-Hephew, t-the son 
of Giwead, t-the son of Machiw, t-the son of Manyasseh, of t-the famiwies of 
Manyasseh t-the son of Joseph: and these awe t-the nyames of his daughtews; 
o(>ω<)o M-Mahwah, Nyoah, and Hogwah, and Miwcah, and Tiwzah. 

27:2 And they s-stood befowe Moses, and befowe Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and 
befowe t-the pwinces and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the congwegation, by t-the doow of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, s-saying, 27:3 O-Ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew died in t-the 
wiwdewnyess, and he w-was nyot in t-the company of t-them that gathewed 
themsewves togethew against t-the WOWD in t-the company of Kowah; but died 
in his own sin, and h-had nyo sons. 

27:4 Why shouwd t-the nyame of ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew be donye away fwom among his 
famiwy, because he hath nyo son? Give u-unto us thewefowe a ^.^ p-possession 
among t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of ouw fathew. 

27:5 And Moses b-bwought theiw c-cause befowe t-the WOWD. 

2-27:6 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 2-27:7 The daughtews of 
Zewophehad speak wight: t-thou shawt suwewy g-give t-them a ^.^ p-possession of an 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among theiw fathew's bwethwen; and t-thou shawt c-cause t-the 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew to pass u-unto them. 

27:8 And t-thou shawt speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, If a 
man die, and have nyo son, t-then ye shaww c-cause his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to pass 
u-unto his daughtew. 

27:9 And if he have nyo d-daughtew, t-then ye shaww g-give his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance 
u-unto his bwethwen. 

27:10 And if he have nyo bwethwen, t-then ye shaww g-give his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance 
u-unto his fathew's bwethwen. 

27:11 And if his o(>ω<)o f-fathew have nyo bwethwen, t-then ye shaww g-give his 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto his kinsman that is nyext to him of his famiwy, and he 
shaww possess i-it: and it shaww be u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a 
statute of j-judgment, as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

2-27:12 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Get thee up into this mount 
Abawim, and s-see t-the wand which I have given u-unto t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew. 

27:13 And when t-thou hast s-seen it, t-thou awso shawt be gathewed u-unto thy 
p-peopwe, as Aawon thy b-bwothew w-was gathewed. 

2-27:14 Fow ye webewwed against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandment in t-the desewt of Zin, in 
t-the stwife of t-the congwegation, to sanctify m-me a-at t-the w-watew befowe 
theiw eyes: that is t-the w-watew of Mewibah in K-Kadesh in t-the wiwdewnyess 
of Zin. 

27:15 And Moses spake u-unto t-the WOWD, s-saying, 27:16 Wet t-the WOWD, t-the 
God of t-the s-spiwits of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, s-set a man o-ovew t-the congwegation, 
27:17 W-Which may go out befowe t-them, and which may go in befowe t-them, 
and which may wead t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and which may bwing t-them in; that t-the 
c-congwegation of t-the WOWD be nyot as sheep which have nyo shephewd. 

27:18 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Take thee Joshua t-the son of Nyun, a 
man in whom is t-the spiwit, and way thinye hand upon h-him; 2-27:19 And s-set 
him befowe Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation; and 
g-give him a chawge in theiw sight. 

2-27:20 And t-thou shawt put s-some of thinye honyouw upon him, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew may be obedient. 

27:21 And he shaww stand befowe Eweazaw t-the pwiest, who shaww ask 
counsew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him aftew t-the j-judgment of Uwim befowe t-the WOWD: a-at his 
wowd shaww they go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and a-at his wowd they shaww come in, both he, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew with him, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation. 

2-27:22 And Moses did as t-the WOWD commanded him: and he took Joshua, and 
s-set him befowe Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 
27:23 And he w-waid his h-hands upon him, and gave him a c-chawge, as t-the 
WOWD commanded by t-the hand of M-Moses. 

2-28:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 2-28:2 Command t-the chiwdwen 
of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, My o-offewing, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-sacwifices m-made by f-fiwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto me, shaww ye o-obsewve 
to offew u-unto m-me in theiw d-due s-season. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 And t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, This is t-the offewing m-made by fiwe 
which ye shaww offew u-unto t-the WOWD; two w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw 
without spot day by day, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-continyuaw buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

^-^ 2-28:4 The onye wamb shawt t-thou offew in t-the m-mownying, and t-the othew wamb 
shawt t-thou offew a-at even; 2-28:5 And a (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of an ephah of fwouw 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing, mingwed with t-the fouwth pawt of an hin of beaten 
oiw. 

28:6 I-It is a c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, which w-was o-owdainyed in mount 
(;;;*_*) S-Sinyai (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw, a sacwifice m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 And t-the dwink offewing theweof shaww be t-the fouwth pawt of an hin 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the onye wamb: in t-the h-howy pwace shawt t-thou c-cause t-the stwong winye 
to be pouwed u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. 

(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And t-the othew wamb shawt t-thou offew a-at even: as t-the meat offewing 
of t-the m-mownying, and as t-the dwink offewing t-theweof, t-thou shawt offew 
it, a sacwifice m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

28:9 And on t-the sabbath day two w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw without |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, 
and two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws of fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing, mingwed with oiw, 
and t-the dwink offewing theweof: 28:10 This is t-the buwnt offewing of 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sabbath, beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and his dwink 
o(>< )o o-offewing. 

28:11 And in t-the b-beginnyings of youw months ye shaww offew a buwnt 
offewing u-unto t-the WOWD; two young buwwocks, and onye wam, seven w-wambs 
of t-the fiwst yeaw without spot; 2-28:12 And thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws of fwouw 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing, mingwed with oiw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye (°ㅂ°╬) *pokes you* b-buwwock; and two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth 
deaws of fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing, mingwed with oiw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye wam; 
(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And a sevewaw (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw of fwouw mingwed with oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat 
offewing u-unto onye wamb; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing of a sweet savouw, a 
sacwifice m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

28:14 And theiw dwink offewings shaww be hawf an hin of winye u-unto a 
buwwock, and t-the thiwd pawt of an hin u-unto a wam, and a fouwth pawt of 
an hin u-unto a wamb: this is t-the buwnt offewing of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy month 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the months of t-the y-yeaw. 

2-28:15 And onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing u-unto t-the WOWD shaww 
be offewed, beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and his dwink 
o(>< )o o-offewing. 

28:16 And in t-the fouwteenth day of t-the fiwst month is t-the passovew of 
t-the WOWD. 

28:17 And in t-the f-fifteenth day of this month is t-the feast: seven days 
shaww unweavenyed bwead be e-eaten. 

28:18 In t-the fiwst day shaww be an h-howy convocation; ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo 
m-mannyew of sewviwe wowk thewein: 28:19 But ye shaww offew a sacwifice 
m-made by fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD; two young buwwocks, 
and onye wam, and seven w-wambs of t-the fiwst y-yeaw: they shaww be u-unto you 
without bwemish: 28:20 And theiw meat offewing shaww be of fwouw 
mingwed with oiw: thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws shaww ye offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwwock, and 
two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wam; 2-28:21 A-A sevewaw (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw shawt t-thou offew 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wamb, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the seven w-wambs: 2-28:22 And onye goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
sin o-offewing, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

28:23 Ye shaww offew these beside t-the buwnt offewing in t-the m-mownying, 
which is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-continyuaw buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

28:24 Aftew this m-mannyew ye shaww offew d-daiwy, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the seven 
days, t-the meat of t-the sacwifice m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto 
t-the WOWD: it shaww be offewed beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and 
his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. 

28:25 And on t-the seventh day ye shaww have an h-howy convocation; ye 
shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk. 

28:26 Awso in t-the day of t-the fiwstfwuits, when ye bwing a nyew meat 
offewing u-unto t-the WOWD, aftew youw w-weeks be (* ^ ω ^) o-out, ye shaww have an h-howy 
convocation; ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk: 28:27 But ye shaww offew t-the 
buwnt offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD; two young buwwocks, 
onye wam, seven w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw; 28:28 And theiw meat offewing 
of fwouw mingwed with oiw, thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws u-unto onye buwwock, two 
(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws u-unto onye wam, 28:29 A-A sevewaw (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw u-unto onye wamb, 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the seven wambs; 2-28:30 And onye kid of t-the goats, to make an 
atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

28:31 Ye shaww offew t-them beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and his 
meat o-offewing, (they shaww be u-unto you without bwemish) and theiw 
dwink offewings. 

2-29:1 And in t-the seventh m-month, on t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, ye shaww 
have an h-howy convocation; ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk: it is a day of 
bwowing t-the t-twumpets u-unto you. 

29:2 And ye shaww offew a buwnt offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet savouw u-unto t-the 
WOWD; onye young buwwock, onye wam, and seven w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw 
without bwemish: 29:3 And theiw meat offewing shaww be of fwouw 
mingwed with oiw, thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwwock, and two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wam, (*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 And onye (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye wamb, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the seven 
w-wambs: 29:5 And onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing, to make an 
atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: 2-29:6 Beside t-the buwnt offewing of t-the m-month, and 
his meat o-offewing, and t-the daiwy buwnt o-offewing, and his meat 
o-offewing, and theiw dwink offewings, a-accowding u-unto theiw m-mannyew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a sweet savouw, a sacwifice m-made by fiwe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

29:7 And ye shaww have on t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of this seventh month an h-howy 
convocation; and ye shaww affwict youw souws: ye shaww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do any wowk 
thewein: 29:8 But ye shaww offew a buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
sweet savouw; onye young buwwock, onye wam, and seven w-wambs of t-the fiwst 
yeaw; they shaww be u-unto you without bwemish: 29:9 And theiw meat 
offewing shaww be of fwouw mingwed with oiw, thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws to a 
buwwock, and two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws to onye wam, 29:10 A-A sevewaw (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye wamb, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the seven w-wambs: 29:11 Onye kid of t-the g-goats 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the sin offewing of atonyement, and t-the 
c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and t-the meat offewing of it, and theiw dwink 
offewings. 

29:12 And on t-the f-fifteenth day of t-the seventh month ye shaww have an 
h-howy convocation; ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo sewviwe wowk, and ye shaww keep a 
(♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto t-the WOWD seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 29:13 And ye shaww offew a buwnt 
o-offewing, a sacwifice m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD; 
thiwteen young buwwocks, two wams, and fouwteen w-wambs of t-the fiwst 
yeaw; they shaww be without bwemish: 2-29:14 And theiw meat offewing 
shaww be of fwouw mingwed with oiw, thwee (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
buwwock of t-the thiwteen buwwocks, two (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth deaws to each wam of t-the 
two wams, OwO 2-29:15 And a sevewaw (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth d-deaw to each wamb of t-the fouwteen 
w-wambs: 29:16 And onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the 
c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, his meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. 

29:17 And on t-the second day ye shaww offew twewve young buwwocks, two 
wams, fouwteen w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw without spot: 29:18 And theiw 
meat offewing and theiw dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wambs, shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the 
mannyew: 2-29:19 And onye kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the 
c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and t-the meat offewing t-theweof, and theiw 
dwink offewings. 

29:20 And on t-the thiwd day eweven buwwocks, two wams, fouwteen w-wambs 
of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish; 29:21 And theiw meat offewing and 
theiw dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wambs, shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the mannyew: 2-29:22 And 
onye goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and 
his meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. 

29:23 And on t-the fouwth day t-ten buwwocks, two wams, and fouwteen w-wambs 
of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish: 29:24 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw meat offewing and theiw 
dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wambs, 
shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the mannyew: 29:25 And onye 
kid of t-the g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt 
o-offewing, his meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. 

29:26 And on t-the fifth day nyinye buwwocks, two wams, and fouwteen w-wambs 
of t-the fiwst yeaw without spot: 29:27 And theiw meat offewing and 
theiw dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wambs, shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the mannyew: 2-29:28 And 
onye goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, and 
his meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. 

2-29:29 And on t-the sixth day eight buwwocks, two wams, and fouwteen 
w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish: 29:30 And theiw meat offewing 
and theiw dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wambs, shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the mannyew: 29:31 And 
onye goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, his 
meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. 

29:32 And on t-the seventh day seven buwwocks, two wams, and fouwteen 
w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish: 2-29:33 And theiw meat offewing 
and theiw dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wams, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wambs, shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the mannyew: 29:34 And 
onye goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, his 
meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. 

29:35 On t-the eighth day ye shaww have a sowemn a-assembwy: ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do 
nyo sewviwe wowk thewein: 29:36 But ye shaww offew a buwnt o-offewing, a 
sacwifice m-made by f-fiwe, of a sweet savouw u-unto t-the WOWD: onye buwwock, 
onye wam, seven w-wambs of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish: 29:37 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw 
meat offewing and theiw dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwwock, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wam, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wambs, shaww be a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, aftew t-the 
mannyew: 29:38 And onye goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; beside t-the c-continyuaw 
buwnt o-offewing, and his meat o-offewing, and his dwink o(>< )o o-offewing. 

2-29:39 These things ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-the WOWD in youw s-set feasts, 
beside youw vows, and youw fweewiww offewings, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw buwnt 
offewings, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw meat offewings, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw dwink offewings, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw peace offewings. 

29:40 And Moses towd t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the 
WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

30:1 And Moses spake u-unto t-the heads of t-the twibes c-concewnying t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD hath 
c-commanded. 

30:2 If a man vow a vow u-unto t-the WOWD, ow sweaw an o-oath to bind his 
souw with a bond; he shaww nyot bweak his wowd, he shaww (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding 
to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that p-pwoceedeth out of his mouth. 

30:3 If a woman awso vow a vow u-unto t-the WOWD, and bind hewsewf by a 
bond, being in hew fathew's house in hew youth; 30:4 And hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
h-heaw hew vow, and hew bond whewewith she hath b-bound hew s-souw, and hew 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew shaww h-howd his peace a-at hew; t-then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew vows shaww stand, and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy bond whewewith she hath b-bound hew souw shaww stand. 

3-30:5 But if hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew d-disawwow hew in t-the day that he heaweth; nyot 
any of hew vows, ow of hew bonds whewewith she hath b-bound hew s-souw, 
shaww s-stand: and t-the WOWD shaww fowgive hew, because hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
disawwowed hew. 

30:6 And if she h-had a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww an husband, when she vowed, ow uttewed 
ought out of hew wips, whewewith she b-bound hew s-souw; 30:7 And hew 
h-husband heawd it, and hewd his peace a-at hew in t-the day that he heawd 
i-it: t-then hew vows shaww stand, and hew bonds whewewith she b-bound hew 
souw shaww stand. 

30:8 But if hew h-husband disawwowed hew on t-the day that he heawd it; 
t-then he shaww make hew vow which she vowed, and that which she uttewed 
with hew wips, whewewith she b-bound hew s-souw, of nyonye effect: and t-the 
WOWD shaww fowgive hew. 

(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy vow of a widow, and of hew that is divowced, whewewith 
they have b-bound theiw souws, shaww stand against hew. 

30:10 And if she vowed in hew husband's h-house, ow b-bound hew souw by a 
bond with an oath; 3-30:11 And hew h-husband heawd it, and hewd his peace 
a-at hew, and disawwowed hew nyot: t-then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew vows shaww stand, and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy bond whewewith she b-bound hew souw shaww stand. 

30:12 But if hew h-husband hath u-uttewwy m-made t-them void on t-the day he 
heawd t-them; t-then whatsoevew p-pwoceeded out of hew w-wips c-concewnying hew 
vows, ow c-concewnying t-the bond of hew s-souw, shaww nyot s-stand: hew h-husband 
hath m-made t-them void; and t-the WOWD shaww fowgive hew. 

30:13 Evewy vow, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy binding o-oath to affwict t-the s-souw, hew 
h-husband may estabwish it, ow hew h-husband may make it void. 

30:14 But if hew h-husband awtogethew h-howd his peace a-at hew fwom day to 
>_> d-day; t-then he e-estabwisheth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew vows, ow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew bonds, which awe 
upon hew: he confiwmeth t-them, because he hewd his peace a-at hew in t-the 
day that he heawd them. 

30:15 But if he shaww any ways make t-them void aftew that he hath heawd 
t-them; t-then he shaww beaw hew inyiquity. 

30:16 These awe t-the s-statutes, which t-the WOWD commanded Moses, b-between 
a man and his wife, b-between t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his d-daughtew, being (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in 
hew youth in hew fathew's house. 

31:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3-31:2 A-Avenge t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew of t-the Midianyites: aftewwawd shawt t-thou be gathewed u-unto thy 
peopwe. 

31:3 And Moses spake u-unto t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Awm s-some of youwsewves 
u-unto t-the waw, and wet t-them go against t-the Midianyites, and avenge t-the 
WOWD of Midian. 

3-31:4 O-Of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe a thousand, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, 
shaww ye send to t-the waw. 

31:5 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe dewivewed out of t-the thousands of I-Iswaew, a 
t-thousand of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe, twewve t-thousand awmed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw. 

31:6 And Moses sent t-them to t-the waw, a t-thousand of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe, t-them 
and OwO P-Phinyehas t-the son of Eweazaw t-the pwiest, to t-the waw, with t-the h-howy 
instwuments, and t-the t-twumpets to b-bwow in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

31:7 And they wawwed against t-the Midianyites, as t-the WOWD commanded 
Moses; and they swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the m-mawes. 

31:8 And they swew t-the kings of Midian, beside t-the w-west of t-them that 
wewe swain; nyamewy, Evi, and Wekem, and Zuw, and H-Huw, and Weba, five 
kings of Midian: Bawaam awso t-the son of Beow they swew with t-the swowd. 

31:9 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women of Midian captives, 
and theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and took t-the spoiw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw >w< f-fwocks, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. 

31:10 And they buwnt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw c-cities whewein they dwewt, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw goodwy castwes, with fiwe. 

31:11 And they took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the spoiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwey, both of men and 
of beasts. 

31:12 And they b-bwought t-the captives, and t-the pwey, and t-the spoiw, u-unto 
Moses, and Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and u-unto t-the c-congwegation of t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, u-unto t-the camp a-at t-the pwains of M-Moab, which awe by 
(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho. 

(^ω~) 3-31:13 And Moses, and Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of t-the 
congwegation, went fowth to meet t-them without t-the camp. 

31:14 And Moses w-was wwoth with t-the officews of t-the host, with t-the 
captains o-ovew t-thousands, and captains o-ovew h-hundweds, which came fwom 
t-the battwe. 

31:15 And Moses said u-unto t-them, H-Have ye saved (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women awive? 
31:16 Behowd, these caused t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, thwough t-the counsew 
of Bawaam, to commit twespass against t-the WOWD in t-the mattew of Peow, 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a pwague among t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD. 

31:17 Nyow thewefowe kiww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe among t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and kiww 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy woman that hath knyown man by wying with h-him. 

31:18 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women c-chiwdwen, that have nyot knyown a man by wying 
with him, keep a-awive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-youwsewves. 

3-31:19 And (^-^*)/ d-do ye abide without t-the camp seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: w-whosoevew hath 
kiwwed any (・_・ヾ p-pewson, and w-whosoevew hath touched any swain, puwify both 
youwsewves and youw captives on t-the thiwd day, and on t-the seventh d-day. 

31:20 And puwify (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw waiment, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is m-made of skins, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wowk of goats' haiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things m-made of wood. 

3-31:21 And Eweazaw t-the pwiest said u-unto t-the men of waw which went to 
t-the battwe, This is t-the owdinyance of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw which t-the WOWD commanded 
Moses; 3-31:22 Onwy t-the gowd, and t-the s-siwvew, t-the b-bwass, t-the i-iwon, t-the 
tin, and t-the wead, 31:23 Evewy t-thing that may abide t-the f-fiwe, ye shaww 
make it go thwough t-the f-fiwe, and it shaww be cwean: nyevewthewess it 
shaww be puwified with t-the w-watew of sepawation: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that abideth 
nyot t-the fiwe ye shaww make go thwough t-the watew. 

31:24 And ye shaww w-wash youw cwothes on t-the seventh day, and ye shaww 
be cwean, and aftewwawd ye shaww come into t-the camp. 

3-31:25 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 3-31:26 Take t-the sum of t-the 
pwey that w-was taken, both of man and of beast, thou, and Eweazaw t-the 
pwiest, and t-the chief f-fathews of t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 31:27 And divide 
t-the pwey into two pawts; b-between t-them that took t-the waw upon t-them, who 
went out to battwe, and b-between (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 31:28 And wevy a 
(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute u-unto t-the Wowd of t-the men of waw which went out to |･ω･) b-battwe: onye 
souw of five h-hundwed, both of t-the p-pewsons, and of t-the b-beeves, and of 
t-the asses, and of t-the sheep: 31:29 Take it of theiw hawf, and g-give it 
u-unto Eweazaw t-the pwiest, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an heave offewing of t-the WOWD. 

3-31:30 And of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew's hawf, t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take onye 
powtion of fifty, of t-the p-pewsons, of t-the b-beeves, of t-the asses, and of 
t-the >w< f-fwocks, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of beasts, and g-give t-them u-unto t-the W-Wevites, 
which keep t-the chawge of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD. 

31:31 And Moses and Eweazaw t-the pwiest did as t-the WOWD commanded 
M-Moses. 

31:32 And t-the booty, being t-the w-west of t-the pwey which t-the men of waw 
h-had caught, w-was six hundwed t-thousand and s-seventy t-thousand and five 
t-thousand sheep, 3-31:33 And (o_O)! t-thweescowe and twewve t-thousand b-beeves, 31:34 
And (o_O)! t-thweescowe and onye t-thousand asses, 31:35 And thiwty and two 
t-thousand p-pewsons in a-aww, of w-women that h-had nyot knyown man by wying with 
h-him. 

3-31:36 And t-the hawf, which w-was t-the powtion of t-them that went out to 
waw, w-was in (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew thwee hundwed t-thousand and seven and thiwty 
t-thousand and five hundwed sheep: 3-31:37 And t-the WOWD's (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute of t-the 
sheep w-was six hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe and fifteen. 

31:38 And t-the beeves wewe thiwty and six thousand; of which t-the WOWD's 
(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe and twewve. 

31:39 And t-the asses wewe thiwty t-thousand and five hundwed; of which 
t-the WOWD's (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe and onye. 

31:40 And t-the p-pewsons wewe sixteen thousand; of which t-the WOWD's 
(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute w-was thiwty and two pewsons. 

31:41 And Moses gave t-the t-twibute, which w-was t-the WOWD's heave o-offewing, 
u-unto Eweazaw t-the pwiest, as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

31:42 And of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew's hawf, which Moses d-divided fwom 
t-the men that wawwed, 3-31:43 (Nyow t-the hawf that p-pewtainyed u-unto t-the 
c-congwegation w-was thwee hundwed t-thousand and thiwty t-thousand and seven 
t-thousand and five hundwed sheep, 31:44 And thiwty and six t-thousand 
b-beeves, 31:45 And thiwty t-thousand asses and five h-hundwed, 31:46 And 
sixteen t-thousand pewsons;) 31:47 Even of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew's 
hawf, Moses took onye powtion of fifty, both of man and of beast, and 
gave t-them u-unto t-the W-Wevites, which kept t-the chawge of t-the tabewnyacwe of 
t-the WOWD; as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

31:48 And t-the officews which wewe o-ovew thousands of t-the host, t-the 
captains of t-thousands, and captains of h-hundweds, came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto Moses: 
31:49 And they said u-unto Moses, Thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants have taken t-the sum of t-the 
men of waw which awe undew ouw c-chawge, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wacketh nyot onye man 
of us. 

31:50 We have thewefowe b-bwought an obwation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, what {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
man hath gotten, of jewews of gowd, chains, and bwacewets, wings, 
eawwings, and tabwets, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw s-souws befowe t-the 
WOWD. 

31:51 And Moses and Eweazaw t-the pwiest took t-the gowd of t-them, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
wwought jewews. 

31:52 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gowd of t-the offewing that they offewed up to t-the 
WOWD, of t-the captains of t-thousands, and of t-the captains of h-hundweds, 
w-was sixteen t-thousand seven hundwed and fifty shekews. 

31:53 (Fow t-the men of waw h-had taken spoiw, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf.) 
31:54 And Moses and Eweazaw t-the pwiest took t-the gowd of t-the captains 
of thousands and of h-hundweds, and b-bwought it into t-the tabewnyacwe of 
t-the congwegation, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew befowe t-the 
WOWD. 

32:1 Nyow t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad h-had a vewy 
gweat muwtitude of cattwe: and when they saw t-the wand of Jazew, and 
t-the wand of Giwead, that, b-behowd, t-the pwace w-was a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-cattwe; 
32:2 The chiwdwen of Gad and t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben came and spake 
u-unto Moses, and to Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and u-unto t-the pwinces of t-the 
congwegation, s-saying, 3-32:3 Atawoth, and Dibon, and Jazew, and Nyimwah, 
and (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and Eweaweh, and Shebam, and Nyebo, and Beon, 3-32:4 Even 
t-the c-countwy which t-the WOWD smote befowe t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, is 
a wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cattwe, and thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants have cattwe: 3-32:5 Whewefowe, said 
they, if we have f-found gwace in thy s-sight, wet this wand be given u-unto 
thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a possession, and bwing us nyot o-ovew Jowdan. 

32:6 And Moses said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Gad and to t-the chiwdwen of 
W-Weuben, Shaww youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen go to waw, and shaww ye sit hewe? (≧◡≦) 3-32:7 
And (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe discouwage ye t-the heawt of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom 
g-going o-ovew into t-the wand which t-the WOWD hath given them? 3-32:8 T-Thus 
did youw fathews, when I sent t-them fwom Kadeshbawnyea to s-see t-the wand. 

32:9 Fow when they went up u-unto t-the vawwey of E-Eshcow, and saw t-the 
wand, they discouwaged t-the heawt of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they 
shouwd nyot go into t-the wand which t-the WOWD h-had given them. 

32:10 And t-the WOWD's angew w-was kindwed t-the same time, and he swawe, 
s-saying, 32:11 S-Suwewy nyonye of t-the men that came up out of Egypt, fwom 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and upwawd, shaww s-see t-the wand which I swawe u-unto 
A-Abwaham, u-unto Isaac, and u-unto Jacob; because they have nyot whowwy 
f-fowwowed me: 32:12 Save C-Caweb t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh t-the Kenyezite, and 
Joshua t-the son of Nyun: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have whowwy f-fowwowed t-the WOWD. 

32:13 And t-the WOWD's angew w-was kindwed against I-Iswaew, and he m-made 
t-them wandew in t-the wiwdewnyess f-fowty yeaws, untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-genyewation, 
that h-had donye eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, w-was consumed. 

(＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 And, b-behowd, ye awe wisen up in youw f-fathews' ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, an incwease 
of s-sinfuw men, to augment (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the fiewce angew of t-the WOWD towawd 
Iswaew. 

32:15 Fow if ye tuwn away fwom aftew him, he wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again weave t-them 
in t-the wiwdewnyess; and ye shaww d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe. 

3-32:16 And they came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto him, and said, We wiww buiwd sheepfowds 
hewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw cattwe, and c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes: 3-32:17 But we 
ouwsewves wiww go weady awmed befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, untiw we 
have b-bwought t-them u-unto theiw p-pwace: and ouw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes shaww dweww in 
t-the f-fenced c-cities because of t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand. 

3-32:18 We wiww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto ouw houses, untiw t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
have (^-^*)/ i-inhewited {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his inhewitance. 

32:19 Fow we wiww nyot i-inhewit with t-them on yondew side Jowdan, ow 
fowwawd; because ouw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance is f-fawwen to us on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan 
e-eastwawd. 

3-32:20 And Moses said u-unto t-them, If ye wiww (^-^*)/ d-do this thing, if ye wiww 
go awmed befowe t-the WOWD to waw, 3-32:21 And wiww go (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of you awmed 
o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan befowe t-the WOWD, untiw he hath dwiven out his enyemies fwom 
befowe him, 32:22 And t-the wand be subdued befowe t-the WOWD: t-then 
aftewwawd ye shaww wetuwn, and be (o´∀`o) g-guiwtwess befowe t-the WOWD, and 
befowe I-Iswaew; and this wand shaww be youw ^.^ p-possession befowe t-the WOWD. 

32:23 But if ye wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do so, b-behowd, ye have sinnyed against t-the 
WOWD: and be suwe youw sin wiww f-find you ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

3-32:24 Buiwd you c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and fowds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sheep; 
and (^-^*)/ d-do that which hath p-pwoceeded out of youw mouth. 

3-32:25 And t-the chiwdwen of Gad and t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben spake u-unto 
Moses, s-saying, Thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wiww (^-^*)/ d-do as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd commandeth. 

32:26 O-Ouw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, ouw wives, ouw >w< f-fwocks, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw cattwe, 
shaww be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the c-cities of Giwead: 32:27 But thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wiww 
pass ovew, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man awmed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw, befowe t-the WOWD to battwe, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowd saith. 

32:28 S-So c-concewnying t-them Moses commanded Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and 
Joshua t-the son of Nyun, and t-the chief f-fathews of t-the twibes of t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew: 32:29 And Moses said u-unto t-them, If t-the chiwdwen of 
Gad and t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben wiww pass with you o-ovew Jowdan, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
man awmed to battwe, befowe t-the WOWD, and t-the wand shaww be subdued 
befowe you; t-then ye shaww g-give t-them t-the wand of Giwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
possession: 32:30 But if they wiww nyot pass o-ovew with you awmed, they 
shaww have possessions among you in t-the wand of Canyaan. 

3-32:31 And t-the chiwdwen of Gad and t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben answewed, 
s-saying, As t-the WOWD hath said u-unto thy sewvants, so wiww we do. 

32:32 We wiww pass o-ovew awmed befowe t-the WOWD into t-the wand of C-Canyaan, 
that t-the ^.^ p-possession of ouw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan may be 
ouws. 

32:33 And Moses gave u-unto t-them, even to t-the chiwdwen of Gad, and to 
t-the chiwdwen of W-Weuben, and u-unto hawf t-the twibe of Manyasseh t-the son of 
Joseph, t-the kingdom of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, and t-the kingdom of 
Og king of B-Bashan, t-the wand, with t-the c-cities theweof in t-the coasts, 
even t-the c-cities of t-the c-countwy (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

32:34 And t-the chiwdwen of Gad b-buiwt Dibon, and Atawoth, and Awoew, 
32:35 And Atwoth, Shophan, and Jaazew, and Jogbehah, 32:36 And 
Bethnyimwah, and Bethhawan, f-fenced cities: and fowds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sheep. 

32:37 And t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben b-buiwt (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and Eweaweh, and 
Kiwjathaim, 3-32:38 And Nyebo, and Baawmeon, (theiw nyames being changed,) 
and S-Shibmah: and gave othew nyames u-unto t-the c-cities which they buiwded. 

32:39 And t-the chiwdwen of M-Machiw t-the son of Manyasseh went to Giwead, 
and took it, and dispossessed t-the Amowite which w-was in it. 

3-32:40 And Moses gave Giwead u-unto M-Machiw t-the son of Manyasseh; and he 
d-dwewt thewein. 

32:41 And J-Jaiw t-the son of Manyasseh went and took t-the smaww towns 
t-theweof, and cawwed t-them Havothjaiw. 

32:42 And Nyobah went and took Kenyath, and t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, and 
cawwed it (*°▽°*) N-Nyobah, aftew his own nyame. 

3-33:1 These awe t-the jouwnyeys of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which went 
fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt with theiw awmies undew t-the hand of 
Moses and Aawon. 

33:2 And Moses wwote theiw goings out a-accowding to theiw jouwnyeys by 
t-the commandment of t-the WOWD: and these awe theiw jouwnyeys a-accowding to 
theiw goings ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

33:3 And they depawted fwom Wameses in t-the fiwst m-month, on t-the 
f-fifteenth day of t-the fiwst month; on t-the mowwow aftew t-the passovew t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew went out with an high hand in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
Egyptians. 

33:4 Fow t-the Egyptians buwied (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw f-fiwstbown, which t-the WOWD h-had 
smitten among (=`ω´=) t-them: upon theiw gods awso t-the WOWD executed judgments. 

3-33:5 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew w-wemoved fwom Wameses, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in 
Succoth. 

33:6 And they depawted fwom Succoth, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Etham, which is in 
t-the edge of t-the wiwdewnyess. 

33:7 And they w-wemoved fwom Etham, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again u-unto Pihahiwoth, 
which is befowe Baawzephon: and they (✯◡✯) p-pitched befowe Migdow. 

3-33:8 And they depawted fwom befowe Pihahiwoth, and passed thwough t-the 
m-midst of t-the sea into t-the wiwdewnyess, and went thwee days' jouwnyey in 
t-the wiwdewnyess of Etham, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Mawah. 

33:9 And they w-wemoved fwom M-Mawah, and came u-unto Ewim: and in Ewim wewe 
twewve fountains of watew, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten (o-_-o) p-pawm twees; and they 
(✯◡✯) p-pitched thewe. 

33:10 And they w-wemoved fwom Ewim, and encamped by t-the Wed sea. 

33:11 And they w-wemoved fwom t-the Wed sea, and encamped in t-the 
wiwdewnyess of (o-_-o) S-Sin. 

33:12 And they took theiw jouwnyey out of t-the wiwdewnyess of Sin, and 
encamped in D-Dophkah. 

33:13 And they depawted fwom Dophkah, and encamped in A-Awush. 

33:14 And they w-wemoved fwom Awush, and encamped a-at (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Wephidim, whewe w-was 
nyo w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe to d-dwink. 

33:15 And they depawted fwom (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Wephidim, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the wiwdewnyess 
of Sinyai. 

3-33:16 And they w-wemoved fwom t-the desewt of S-Sinyai, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched a-at 
K-Kibwothhattaavah. 

33:17 And they depawted fwom K-Kibwothhattaavah, and encamped a-at 
H-Hazewoth. 

33:18 And they depawted fwom Hazewoth, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Withmah. 

33:19 And they depawted fwom Withmah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched a-at W-Wimmonpawez. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 And they depawted fwom Wimmonpawez, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Wibnyah. 

33:21 And they w-wemoved fwom Wibnyah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched a-at W-Wissah. 

3-33:22 And they jouwnyeyed fwom Wissah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Kehewathah. 

33:23 And they went fwom (o-_-o) K-Kehewathah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in mount Shaphew. 

33:24 And they w-wemoved fwom mount Shaphew, and encamped in (-ω-、) H-Hawadah. 

33:25 And they w-wemoved fwom H-Hawadah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in (o_O)! M-Makhewoth. 

33:26 And they w-wemoved fwom Makhewoth, and encamped a-at Tahath. 

33:27 And they depawted fwom Tahath, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched a-at Tawah. 

33:28 And they w-wemoved fwom T-Tawah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in M-Mithcah. 

33:29 And they went fwom Mithcah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Hashmonyah. 

3-33:30 And they depawted fwom Hashmonyah, and encamped a-at Mosewoth. 

33:31 And they depawted fwom Mosewoth, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in B-Benyejaakan. 

33:32 And they w-wemoved fwom Benyejaakan, and encamped a-at Howhagidgad. 

33:33 And they went fwom Howhagidgad, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Jotbathah. 

33:34 And they w-wemoved fwom Jotbathah, and encamped a-at Ebwonyah. 

3-33:35 And they depawted fwom Ebwonyah, and encamped a-at E-Eziongabew. 

33:36 And they w-wemoved fwom Eziongabew, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the wiwdewnyess 
of Zin, which is Kadesh. 

33:37 And they w-wemoved fwom Kadesh, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in mount How, in t-the 
edge of t-the wand of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. 

33:38 And Aawon t-the pwiest went up into mount How a-at t-the commandment 
of t-the WOWD, and died thewe, in t-the fowtieth yeaw aftew t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew wewe come out of t-the wand of Egypt, in t-the fiwst day of t-the 
fifth m-month. 

33:39 And Aawon w-was an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee yeaws o-owd when he 
died in mount H-How. 

33:40 And king Awad t-the Canyaanyite, which d-dwewt in t-the south in t-the 
wand of C-Canyaan, heawd of t-the coming of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

33:41 And they depawted fwom mount How, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Zawmonyah. 

33:42 And they depawted fwom Zawmonyah, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Punyon. 

33:43 And they depawted fwom P-Punyon, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Oboth. 

33:44 And they depawted fwom Oboth, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Ijeabawim, in t-the 
bowdew of Moab. 

33:45 And they depawted fwom Iim, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in D-Dibongad. 

3-33:46 And they w-wemoved fwom Dibongad, and encamped in Awmondibwathaim. 

33:47 And they w-wemoved fwom ( =ω=)..nyaa A-Awmondibwathaim, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the 
mountains of Abawim, befowe Nyebo. 

33:48 And they depawted fwom t-the mountains of Abawim, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in 
t-the pwains of Moab by (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho. 

33:49 And they (✯◡✯) p-pitched by Jowdan, fwom B-Bethjesimoth even u-unto 
Abewshittim in t-the pwains of Moab. 

33:50 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in t-the pwains of Moab by (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan 
(=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho, s-saying, 33:51 Speak u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say 
u-unto t-them, When ye awe passed o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan into t-the wand of Canyaan; 
33:52 T-Then ye shaww dwive out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand fwom 
befowe y-you, and d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pictuwes, and d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
mowten images, and quite pwuck down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw high pwaces: 33:53 And 
ye shaww dispossess t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, and dweww thewein: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have given you t-the wand to possess it. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 3-33:54 And ye shaww divide t-the wand by wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among 
youw famiwies: and to t-the mowe ye shaww g-give t-the mowe inhewitance, and 
to t-the f-fewew ye shaww g-give t-the w-wess inhewitance: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance shaww be in t-the pwace whewe his wot fawweth; a-accowding to 
t-the twibes of youw f-fathews ye shaww inhewit. 

(o^▽^o) 3-33:55 But if ye wiww nyot dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand fwom 
befowe you; t-then it shaww come to pass, that those which ye wet wemain 
of t-them shaww be pwicks in youw eyes, and thowns in youw sides, and 
shaww v-vex you in t-the wand whewein ye dweww. 

33:56 Moweovew it shaww come to pass, that I shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto y-you, as I 
thought to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto them. 

34:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 34:2 Command t-the chiwdwen 
of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When ye come into t-the wand of Canyaan; 
(this is t-the wand that shaww faww u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, even 
t-the wand of Canyaan with t-the coasts theweof:) 34:3 T-Then youw south 
quawtew shaww be fwom t-the wiwdewnyess of Zin awong by t-the coast of 
Edom, and youw south bowdew shaww be t-the outmost coast of t-the sawt sea 
eastwawd: (^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 And youw bowdew shaww tuwn fwom t-the south to t-the (♡°▽°♡) a-ascent 
of Akwabbim, and pass on to Zin: and t-the g-going fowth theweof shaww be 
fwom t-the south to Kadeshbawnyea, and shaww go on to ~(>_<~) H-Hazawaddaw, and 
pass on to A-Azmon: 34:5 And t-the bowdew shaww fetch a compass fwom Azmon 
u-unto t-the wivew of Egypt, and t-the goings out of it shaww be a-at t-the sea. 

34:6 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the westewn bowdew, ye shaww even have t-the gweat sea 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a bowdew: this shaww be youw west bowdew. 

34:7 And this shaww be youw nyowth bowdew: fwom t-the gweat sea ye shaww 
point out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you mount How: 3-34:8 Fwom mount How ye shaww point out 
youw bowdew u-unto t-the entwance of Hamath; and t-the goings fowth of t-the 
bowdew shaww be to Z-Zedad: 34:9 And t-the bowdew shaww go on to Ziphwon, 
and t-the goings out of it shaww be a-at Hazawenyan: this shaww be youw 
nyowth bowdew. 

34:10 And ye shaww point out youw east bowdew fwom Hazawenyan to 
Shepham: 34:11 And t-the coast shaww go down fwom Shepham to Wibwah, on 
t-the east side of Ain; and t-the bowdew shaww descend, and shaww w-weach 
u-unto t-the side of t-the sea of Chinnyeweth eastwawd: 34:12 And t-the bowdew 
shaww go down to Jowdan, and t-the goings out of it shaww be a-at t-the sawt 
sea: this shaww be youw wand with t-the coasts theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

34:13 And Moses commanded t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, This is t-the 
wand which ye shaww i-inhewit by wot, which t-the WOWD commanded to g-give 
u-unto t-the nyinye t-twibes, and to t-the hawf twibe: 34:14 Fow t-the twibe of 
t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben a-accowding to t-the house of theiw fathews, and 
t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Gad a-accowding to t-the house of theiw 
fathews, have weceived theiw inhewitance; and hawf t-the twibe of 
Manyasseh have weceived theiw inhewitance: 3-34:15 The two twibes and t-the 
hawf twibe have weceived theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
Jewicho eastwawd, towawd t-the sunwising. 

34:16 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 34:17 These awe t-the nyames 
of t-the men which shaww divide t-the wand u-unto you: Eweazaw t-the pwiest, 
and Joshua t-the son of Nyun. 

34:18 And ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take onye pwince of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe, to divide t-the wand 
by inhewitance. 

34:19 And t-the nyames of t-the men awe these: O-Of t-the twibe of Judah, C-Caweb 
t-the son of Jephunnyeh. 

34:20 And of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon, Shemuew t-the son of 
Ammihud. 

3-34:21 O-Of t-the twibe of Benjamin, Ewidad t-the son of Chiswon. 

3-34:22 And t-the pwince of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Dan, Bukki t-the 
son of Jogwi. 

3-34:23 The pwince of t-the chiwdwen of Joseph, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twibe of t-the 
chiwdwen of Manyasseh, Hannyiew t-the son of Ephod. 

34:24 And t-the pwince of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim, Kemuew 
t-the son of S-Shiphtan. 

3-34:25 And t-the pwince of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Zebuwun, 
Ewizaphan t-the son of Pawnyach. 

34:26 And t-the pwince of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of I-Issachaw, Pawtiew 
t-the son of Azzan. 

34:27 And t-the pwince of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Ashew, Ahihud t-the 
son of S-Shewomi. 

3-34:28 And t-the pwince of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi, Pedahew 
t-the son of Ammihud. 

34:29 These awe they whom t-the WOWD commanded to divide t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance 
u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in t-the wand of Canyaan. 

35:1 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses in t-the pwains of Moab by (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan 
(=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho, s-saying, 35:2 Command t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they 
g-give u-unto t-the Wevites of t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of theiw ^.^ p-possession c-cities to 
dweww in; and ye shaww g-give awso u-unto t-the Wevites s-subuwbs (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
c-cities (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about them. 

35:3 And t-the c-cities shaww they have to dweww in; and t-the s-subuwbs of 
t-them shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw cattwe, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw goods, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
beasts. 

35:4 And t-the s-subuwbs of t-the cities, which ye shaww g-give u-unto t-the 
W-Wevites, shaww w-weach fwom t-the waww of t-the city and (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd a t-thousand 
cubits (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

35:5 And ye shaww measuwe fwom without t-the city on t-the east side two 
t-thousand c-cubits, and on t-the south side two t-thousand c-cubits, and on t-the 
west side two t-thousand c-cubits, and on t-the nyowth side two t-thousand 
c-cubits; and t-the city shaww be in t-the m-midst: this shaww be to t-them t-the 
s-subuwbs of t-the cities. 

3-35:6 And among t-the c-cities which ye shaww g-give u-unto t-the Wevites (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be six c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wefuge, which ye shaww appoint (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
manswayew, that he may fwee thithew: and to t-them ye shaww a-add f-fowty 
and two cities. 

35:7 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities which ye shaww g-give to t-the Wevites shaww be 
f-fowty and eight cities: t-them shaww ye g-give with theiw subuwbs. 

3-35:8 And t-the c-cities which ye shaww g-give shaww be of t-the ^.^ p-possession of 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: fwom t-them that have many ye shaww g-give many; 
but fwom t-them that have f-few ye shaww g-give few: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww g-give of 
his c-cities u-unto t-the Wevites a-accowding to his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance which he 
inhewiteth. 

3-35:9 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses, s-saying, 35:10 Speak u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, When ye be come o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan 
into t-the wand of Canyaan; 3-35:11 T-Then ye shaww appoint you c-cities to be 
c-cities of wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you; that t-the swayew may fwee thithew, which 
kiwweth any pewson a-at (o-_-o) u-unyawawes. 

35:12 And they shaww be u-unto you c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wefuge fwom t-the a-avengew; 
that t-the m-manswayew die nyot, untiw he stand befowe t-the c-congwegation in 
judgment. 

3-35:13 And of these c-cities which ye shaww g-give six c-cities shaww ye have 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wefuge. 

35:14 Ye shaww g-give thwee c-cities on this side Jowdan, and thwee c-cities 
shaww ye g-give in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, which shaww be c-cities of wefuge. 

35:15 These six c-cities shaww be a wefuge, both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-stwangew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sojouwnyew among (=`ω´=) t-them: that 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that kiwweth any pewson unyawawes may fwee thithew. 

UwU 3-35:16 And if he smite him with an instwument of i-iwon, so that he die, 
he is a m-muwdewew: t-the >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew shaww suwewy be put to death. 

35:17 And if he smite him with thwowing a stonye, whewewith he may die, 
and he die, he is a m-muwdewew: t-the >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew shaww suwewy be put to 
death. 

35:18 Ow if he smite him with an hand w-weapon of wood, whewewith he may 
die, and he die, he is a m-muwdewew: t-the >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew shaww suwewy be put to 
death. 

^w^ 3-35:19 The w-wevengew of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood himsewf shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the m-muwdewew: when he 
(っ˘ω˘ς ) *pokes you* m-meeteth him, he shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway h-him. 

35:20 But if he thwust him of h-hatwed, ow h-huww a-at him by waying of 
wait, that he die; 35:21 Ow in enmity smite him with his hand, that he 
die: he that smote him shaww suwewy be put to death; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is a 
m-muwdewew: t-the w-wevengew of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the m-muwdewew, when he 
(っ˘ω˘ς ) *pokes you* m-meeteth h-him. 

3-35:22 But if he thwust him suddenwy without enmity, ow have cast upon 
him any t-thing without waying of wait, (╯✧▽✧)╯ 3-35:23 Ow with any stonye, 
whewewith a man may die, seeing him nyot, and cast it upon him, that he 
die, and w-was nyot his enyemy, nyeithew sought his h-hawm: 35:24 T-Then t-the 
c-congwegation shaww j-judge b-between t-the swayew and t-the w-wevengew of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
a-accowding to these j-judgments: 35:25 And t-the c-congwegation shaww d-dewivew 
t-the swayew out of t-the hand of t-the w-wevengew of bwood, and t-the 
c-congwegation shaww westowe him to t-the city of his wefuge, whithew he 
w-was fwed: and he shaww abide in it u-unto t-the death of t-the high pwiest, 
which w-was anyointed with t-the h-howy oiw. 

35:26 But if t-the swayew shaww a-at any time come without t-the bowdew of 
t-the city of his wefuge, whithew he w-was fwed; 35:27 And t-the w-wevengew of 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood f-find him without t-the b-bowdews of t-the city of his wefuge, and t-the 
w-wevengew of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood kiww t-the swayew; he shaww nyot be g-guiwty of b-bwood: 
35:28 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he shouwd have wemainyed in t-the city of his wefuge untiw 
t-the death of t-the high x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: but aftew t-the death of t-the high pwiest 
t-the swayew shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into t-the wand of his p-possession. 

3-35:29 S-So these things shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a statute of j-judgment u-unto you 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout youw genyewations in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwings. 

3-35:30 Whoso kiwweth any (・_・ヾ p-pewson, t-the >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew shaww be put to death by 
t-the mouth of :33 w-witnyesses: but onye witnyess shaww nyot t-testify against any 
pewson to c-cause him to die. 

3-35:31 Moweovew ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take nyo satisfaction (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of a 
m-muwdewew, which is g-guiwty of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but he shaww be suwewy put to 
death. 

x3 3-35:32 And ye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take nyo satisfaction (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that is fwed to t-the 
city of his wefuge, that he shouwd come again to dweww in t-the wand, 
untiw t-the death of t-the pwiest. 

35:33 S-So ye shaww nyot powwute t-the wand whewein ye awe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood it 
defiweth t-the wand: and t-the wand c-cannyot be cweansed of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that 
is shed thewein, but by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of him that shed it. 

35:34 Defiwe nyot thewefowe t-the wand which ye shaww inhabit, whewein I 
dweww: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD dweww among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

36:1 And t-the chief f-fathews of t-the famiwies of t-the chiwdwen of Giwead, 
t-the son of Machiw, t-the son of Manyasseh, of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of 
Joseph, came nyeaw, and spake befowe Moses, and befowe t-the pwinces, t-the 
chief f-fathews of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: 3-36:2 And they said, The WOWD 
commanded o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd to g-give t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance by wot to t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd w-was commanded by t-the WOWD to g-give t-the 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of Zewophehad ouw b-bwothew u-unto his daughtews. 

36:3 And if they be mawwied to any of t-the sons of t-the othew twibes of 
t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, t-then shaww theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance be taken fwom t-the 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of ouw fathews, and shaww be put to t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the 
twibe wheweunto they awe weceived: so shaww it be taken fwom t-the wot 
of ouw inhewitance. 

36:4 And when t-the j-jubiwe of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww be, t-then 
shaww theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance be put u-unto t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe 
wheweunto they awe weceived: so shaww theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance be taken away 
fwom t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of ouw fathews. 

3-36:5 And Moses commanded t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a-accowding to t-the wowd 
of t-the WOWD, s-saying, The twibe of t-the sons of Joseph hath said weww. 

36:6 This is t-the t-thing which t-the WOWD doth command c-concewnying t-the 
daughtews of Zewophehad, s-saying, Wet t-them m-mawwy to whom they think 
best; onwy to t-the f-famiwy of t-the twibe of theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew shaww they 
mawwy. 

36:7 S-So shaww nyot t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew w-wemove 
fwom twibe to twibe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww 
keep himsewf to t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of his fathews. 

36:8 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy d-daughtew, that possesseth an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in any twibe 
of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, shaww be wife u-unto onye of t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
twibe of hew fathew, that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew may enjoy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of his fathews. 

36:9 N-Nyeithew shaww t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance w-wemove fwom onye twibe to anyothew 
twibe; but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-the twibes of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww 
keep himsewf to his own inhewitance. 

36:10 Even as t-the WOWD commanded Moses, so did t-the daughtews of 
Zewophehad: 36:11 Fow o(>ω<)o M-Mahwah, Tiwzah, and Hogwah, and Miwcah, and 
Nyoah, t-the daughtews of Zewophehad, wewe mawwied u-unto theiw fathew's 
b-bwothews' sons: 36:12 And they wewe mawwied into t-the famiwies of t-the 
sons of Manyasseh t-the son of Joseph, and theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance wemainyed in 
t-the twibe of t-the f-famiwy of theiw fathew. 

3-36:13 These awe t-the c-commandments and t-the judgments, which t-the WOWD 
commanded by t-the hand of Moses u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in t-the 
pwains of Moab by (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Jewicho. 




The Fifth Book of Moses: C-Cawwed Deutewonyomy 


1:1 These be t-the w-wowds which Moses spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew on this side 
(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan in t-the wiwdewnyess, in t-the pwain o-ovew against t-the Wed sea, 
b-between Pawan, and Tophew, and Waban, and Hazewoth, and Dizahab. 

1:2 (Thewe awe eweven days' jouwnyey fwom Howeb by t-the w-way of mount 
Seiw u-unto Kadeshbawnyea.) 1:3 And it came to pass in t-the fowtieth 
y-yeaw, in t-the e-eweventh m-month, on t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, that Moses 
spake u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD 
h-had given him in commandment u-unto t-them; 1:4 Aftew he h-had s-swain (❤ω❤) S-Sihon 
t-the king of t-the A-Amowites, which d-dwewt in (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and Og t-the king of 
B-Bashan, which d-dwewt a-at Astawoth in Edwei: 1:5 On this side Jowdan, in 
t-the wand of M-Moab, began Moses to decwawe this w-waw, s-saying, 1-1:6 The 
WOWD ouw God spake u-unto us in Howeb, s-saying, Ye have d-dwewt wong e-enyough 
in this mount: 1:7 T-Tuwn y-you, and o(>ω<)o t-take youw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and go to t-the 
mount of t-the A-Amowites, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwaces nyigh theweunto, in t-the 
pwain, in t-the h-hiwws, and in t-the ~(>_<~) *giggles shyly* v-vawe, and in t-the south, and by t-the sea 
side, to t-the wand of t-the Canyaanyites, and u-unto Webanyon, u-unto t-the gweat 
wivew, t-the wivew Euphwates. 

1:8 Behowd, I have s-set t-the wand befowe you: go in and possess t-the wand 
which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto youw fathews, A-Abwaham, Isaac, and Jacob, to 
g-give u-unto t-them and to theiw seed aftew them. 

1-1:9 And I spake u-unto you a-at that time, s-saying, I am nyot abwe to beaw 
you mysewf a-awonye: 1:10 The WOWD youw God hath m-muwtipwied y-you, and, 
b-behowd, ye awe this day as t-the staws of heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

1:11 (The WOWD God of youw f-fathews make you a t-thousand times so many 
mowe as ye a-awe, and bwess y-you, as he hath pwomised you!) 1:12 How c-can 
I mysewf awonye beaw youw cumbwance, and youw buwden, and youw (＃`Д´) *sighs* s-stwife? 
1:13 Take you wise men, and u-undewstanding, and knyown among youw 
t-twibes, and I wiww make t-them wuwews o-ovew you. 

1:14 And ye answewed me, and said, The t-thing which t-thou hast spoken is 
g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to do. 

1:15 S-So I took t-the chief of youw t-twibes, wise men, and (≧◡≦) k-knyown, and m-made 
t-them heads o-ovew y-you, captains o-ovew t-thousands, and captains o-ovew 
h-hundweds, and captains o-ovew fifties, and captains o-ovew tens, and 
officews among youw twibes. 

1:16 And I c-chawged youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges a-at that time, s-saying, Heaw t-the causes 
b-between youw bwethwen, and j-judge wighteouswy b-between {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man and his 
bwothew, and t-the stwangew that is with h-him. 

1:17 Ye shaww nyot wespect p-pewsons in judgment; but ye shaww h-heaw t-the 
smaww as w-weww as t-the gweat; ye shaww nyot be afwaid of t-the f-face of man; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the j-judgment is God's: and t-the c-cause that is too hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, 
bwing it u-unto me, and I wiww h-heaw it. 

1:18 And I commanded you a-at that time (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things which ye shouwd 
do. 

1:19 And when we depawted fwom Howeb, we went thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that gweat 
and t-tewwibwe wiwdewnyess, which ye saw by t-the w-way of t-the mountain of 
t-the A-Amowites, as t-the WOWD ouw God commanded us; and we came to 
Kadeshbawnyea. 

1:20 And I said u-unto y-you, Ye awe come u-unto t-the mountain of t-the 
A-Amowites, which t-the WOWD ouw God doth g-give u-unto us. 

1-1:21 Behowd, t-the WOWD thy God hath s-set t-the wand befowe t-thee: go up and 
possess it, as t-the WOWD God of thy f-fathews hath said u-unto thee; f-feaw 
nyot, nyeithew be discouwaged. 

1:22 And ye came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto m-me {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of y-you, and said, We wiww send 
men befowe u-us, and they shaww s-seawch us out t-the wand, and bwing us 
wowd again by what w-way we (* ^ ω ^) m-must go up, and into what c-cities we shaww 
come. 

1:23 And t-the saying pweased m-me weww: and I took twewve men of y-you, onye 
of a twibe: 1-1:24 And they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and went up into t-the mountain, and 
came u-unto t-the vawwey of E-Eshcow, and seawched it ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

1:25 And they took of t-the fwuit of t-the wand in theiw hands, and 
b-bwought it down u-unto u-us, and b-bwought us wowd again, and said, I-It is a 
g-good wand which t-the WOWD ouw God doth g-give us. 

1:26 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding ye w-wouwd nyot go up, but webewwed against t-the 
commandment of t-the WOWD youw G-God: 1:27 And ye (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed in youw tents, 
and said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD hated u-us, he hath b-bwought us fowth out of 
t-the wand of Egypt, to d-dewivew us into t-the hand of t-the A-Amowites, to 
d-destwoy us. 

1:28 Whithew shaww we go u-up? ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen have discouwaged ouw heawt, 
s-saying, The peopwe is gweatew and tawwew than we; t-the c-cities awe gweat 
and wawwed up to heaven; and moweovew we have s-seen t-the sons of t-the 
Anyakims thewe. 

1:29 T-Then I said u-unto y-you, Dwead nyot, nyeithew be afwaid of them. 

1:30 The WOWD youw God which goeth befowe y-you, he shaww fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you in Egypt befowe youw e-eyes; 1:31 
And in t-the wiwdewnyess, whewe t-thou hast s-seen how that t-the WOWD thy God 
bawe thee, as a man doth beaw his son, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way that ye went, 
untiw ye came into this pwace. 

1:32 Y-Yet in this t-thing ye did nyot bewieve t-the WOWD youw G-God, 1:33 Who 
went in t-the w-way befowe y-you, to s-seawch you out a pwace to p-pitch youw 
tents in, in fiwe by nyight, to s-shew you by what w-way ye shouwd go, and 
in a cwoud by d-day. 

1:34 And t-the WOWD heawd t-the voice of youw wowds, and w-was w-wwoth, and 
swawe, s-saying, 1:35 S-Suwewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot onye of these men of this 
eviw genyewation s-see that g-good wand, which I swawe to g-give u-unto youw 
fathews. 

1:36 Save C-Caweb t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh; he shaww s-see it, and to him wiww 
I g-give t-the wand that he hath twodden u-upon, and to his c-chiwdwen, 
because he hath whowwy f-fowwowed t-the WOWD. 

(o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 Awso t-the WOWD w-was angwy with m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes, s-saying, T-Thou awso 
shawt nyot go in thithew. 

(^人^) 1-1:38 But Joshua t-the son of Nyun, which standeth befowe thee, he shaww 
go in thithew: |･ω･) e-encouwage him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww c-cause Iswaew to i-inhewit it. 

1-1:39 Moweovew youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, which ye said shouwd be a pwey, and 
youw c-chiwdwen, which in that day h-had nyo k-knyowwedge b-between g-good and 
eviw, they shaww go in thithew, and u-unto t-them wiww I g-give it, and they 
shaww possess it. 

1:40 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, tuwn y-you, and o(>ω<)o t-take youw jouwnyey into t-the 
wiwdewnyess by t-the w-way of t-the Wed sea. 

1:41 T-Then ye answewed and said u-unto me, We have sinnyed against t-the 
WOWD, we wiww go up and f-fight, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD ouw God 
commanded us. 

And when ye h-had giwded on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his weapons of waw, ye wewe weady 
to go up into t-the hiww. 

1:42 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Say u-unto them. Go nyot up, nyeithew 
fight; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am nyot among you; west ye be smitten befowe youw enyemies. 

1:43 S-So I spake u-unto you; and ye w-wouwd nyot h-heaw, but webewwed against 
t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, and went pwesumptuouswy up into t-the hiww. 

1:44 And t-the A-Amowites, which d-dwewt in that mountain, came out against 
y-you, and chased y-you, as (　･ω･)☞ b-bees do, and destwoyed you in Seiw, even u-unto 
Howmah. 

1-1:45 And ye wetuwnyed and wept befowe t-the WOWD; but t-the WOWD w-wouwd nyot 
heawken to youw voice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow g-give eaw u-unto you. 

1:46 S-So ye abode in K-Kadesh many days, a-accowding u-unto t-the days that ye 
abode thewe. 

2:1 T-Then we tuwnyed, and took ouw jouwnyey into t-the wiwdewnyess by t-the 
w-way of t-the Wed sea, as t-the WOWD spake u-unto me: and we compassed mount 
Seiw many days. 

2:2 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto me, s-saying, 2-2:3 Ye have compassed this 
mountain wong enyough: tuwn you n-nyowthwawd. 

2:4 And command t-thou t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Ye awe to pass thwough t-the 
coast of youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of Esau, which dweww in Seiw; and 
they shaww be afwaid of you: o(>ω<)o t-take ye g-good heed u-unto youwsewves 
thewefowe: 2-2:5 Meddwe nyot with t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot g-give you of theiw 
wand, nyo, nyot so m-much as a foot bweadth; because I have given mount 
Seiw u-unto E-Esau (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a p-possession. 

2:6 Ye shaww buy meat of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow monyey, that ye may eat; and ye shaww 
awso buy w-watew of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow monyey, that ye may d-dwink. 

2-2:7 Fow t-the WOWD thy God hath bwessed thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks of thy 
hand: he k-knyoweth thy wawking thwough this gweat wiwdewnyess: these 
f-fowty yeaws t-the WOWD thy God hath b-been with thee; t-thou hast w-wacked 
nyothing. 

2:8 And when we passed by fwom ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of Esau, 
which d-dwewt in Seiw, thwough t-the w-way of t-the pwain fwom Ewath, and fwom 
Eziongabew, we (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and passed by t-the w-way of t-the wiwdewnyess of Moab. 

2-2:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Distwess nyot t-the Moabites, nyeithew 
contend with t-them in |･ω･) b-battwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot g-give thee of theiw wand 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a possession; because I have given Aw u-unto t-the chiwdwen of W-Wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a p-possession. 

2:10 The Emims d-dwewt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein in times past, a peopwe g-gweat, and many, 
and taww, as t-the Anyakims; 2-2:11 W-Which awso wewe a-accounted giants, as 
t-the Anyakims; but t-the Moabites cawwed t-them E-Emims. 

2:12 The Howims awso d-dwewt in Seiw befowetime; but t-the chiwdwen of 
E-Esau succeeded t-them, when they h-had destwoyed t-them fwom befowe t-them, 
and d-dwewt in theiw stead; as Iswaew did u-unto t-the wand of his 
possession, which t-the WOWD gave u-unto them. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Nyow (☆ω☆) w-wise up, said I, and get you o-ovew t-the b-bwook Zewed. And we 
went o-ovew t-the b-bwook Zewed. 

2:14 And t-the space in which we came fwom Kadeshbawnyea, untiw we wewe 
come o-ovew t-the b-bwook Z-Zewed, w-was thiwty and eight yeaws; untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
genyewation of t-the men of waw wewe w-wasted out fwom among t-the host, as 
t-the WOWD swawe u-unto them. 

2:15 Fow indeed t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was against t-them, to d-destwoy t-them 
fwom among t-the host, untiw they wewe consumed. 

2:16 S-So it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of waw wewe consumed and 
dead fwom among t-the p-peopwe, 2:17 That t-the WOWD spake u-unto me, s-saying, 
2:18 T-Thou awt to pass o-ovew thwough Aw, t-the coast of M-Moab, this day: 
2:19 And when t-thou comest nyigh o-ovew against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, 
d-distwess t-them nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow m-meddwe with (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot g-give thee of 
t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon any possession; because I have given 
it u-unto t-the chiwdwen of W-Wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a p-possession. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 (That awso w-was a-accounted a wand of g-giants: giants d-dwewt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein 
in o-owd time; and t-the Ammonyites caww t-them Zamzummims; 2:21 A-A peopwe 
g-gweat, and many, and taww, as t-the Anyakims; but t-the WOWD destwoyed t-them 
befowe t-them; and they succeeded t-them, and d-dwewt in theiw s-stead: 2:22 
As he did to t-the chiwdwen of Esau, which d-dwewt in Seiw, when he 
destwoyed t-the Howims fwom befowe t-them; and they succeeded t-them, and 
d-dwewt in theiw stead even u-unto this day: 2:23 And t-the Avims which 
d-dwewt in Hazewim, even u-unto ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ A-Azzah, t-the Caphtowims, which came fowth 
out of Caphtow, destwoyed t-them, and d-dwewt in theiw stead.) 2:24 Wise 
ye up, o(>ω<)o t-take youw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and pass o-ovew t-the wivew A-Awnyon: b-behowd, I 
have given into thinye hand (❤ω❤) S-Sihon t-the Amowite, king of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and his 
wand: b-begin to possess it, and contend with him in battwe. 

2:25 This day wiww I b-begin to put t-the dwead of thee and t-the f-feaw of 
thee upon t-the nyations that awe undew t-the w-whowe heaven, who shaww h-heaw 
wepowt of thee, and shaww twembwe, and be in a-anguish because of thee. 

2:26 And I sent m-messengews out of t-the wiwdewnyess of Kedemoth u-unto 
(❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of H-Heshbon with w-wowds of p-peace, s-saying, (^ω~) 2-2:27 Wet m-me pass 
thwough thy wand: I wiww go awong by t-the high way, I wiww nyeithew tuwn 
u-unto t-the wight hand (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the weft. 

2:28 T-Thou shawt seww m-me meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow monyey, that I may eat; and g-give m-me 
w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow monyey, that I may dwink: onwy I wiww pass thwough on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
feet; 2:29 (As t-the chiwdwen of E-Esau which dweww in Seiw, and t-the 
Moabites which dweww in Aw, did u-unto me;) untiw I shaww pass o-ovew 
(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan into t-the wand which t-the WOWD ouw God giveth us. 

2:30 But (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of H-Heshbon w-wouwd nyot wet us pass by him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD thy God hawdenyed his spiwit, and m-made his heawt obstinyate, that 
he m-might d-dewivew him into thy hand, as appeaweth this d-day. 

2:31 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Behowd, I have begun to g-give (❤ω❤) S-Sihon and 
his wand befowe t-thee: b-begin to possess, that t-thou mayest i-inhewit his 
wand. 

2:32 T-Then (❤ω❤) S-Sihon came out against u-us, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, to fight 
a-at Jahaz. 

2:33 And t-the WOWD ouw God dewivewed him befowe us; and we smote him, 
and his ^-^ s-sons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe. 

2:34 And we took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-cities a-at that time, and u-uttewwy destwoyed 
t-the men, and t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, we weft 
nyonye to wemain: 2:35 Onwy t-the cattwe we took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey u-unto 
ouwsewves, and t-the spoiw of t-the c-cities which we took. 

2:36 Fwom Awoew, which is by t-the bwink of t-the wivew of A-Awnyon, and fwom 
t-the city that is by t-the wivew, even u-unto Giwead, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot onye 
city too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: t-the WOWD ouw God dewivewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww u-unto us: 2:37 
Onwy u-unto t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon t-thou camest nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow u-unto 
any pwace of t-the wivew Jabbok, (=`ω´=) n-nyow u-unto t-the c-cities in t-the mountains, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow u-unto whatsoevew t-the WOWD ouw God fowbad us. 

3-3:1 T-Then we tuwnyed, and went up t-the w-way to Bashan: and Og t-the king of 
Bashan came out against u-us, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, to battwe a-at E-Edwei. 

3:2 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Feaw him nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww d-dewivew him, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, and his wand, into thy hand; and t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do 
u-unto him as t-thou didst u-unto (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, which d-dwewt a-at 
Heshbon. 

3-3:3 S-So t-the WOWD ouw God dewivewed into ouw h-hands Og awso, t-the king of 
B-Bashan, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe: and we smote him untiw nyonye w-was weft to 
him w-wemainying. 

3:4 And we took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-cities a-at that time, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a city 
which we took nyot fwom t-them, (o_O)! t-thweescowe cities, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion of 
Awgob, t-the kingdom of Og in B-Bashan. 

3:5 Aww these c-cities wewe f-fenced with high (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, gates, and baws; 
beside unwawwed towns a gweat many. 

3-3:6 And we u-uttewwy destwoyed t-them, as we did u-unto (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of 
(つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, u-uttewwy destwoying t-the men, (*°▽°*) w-women, and c-chiwdwen, of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
city. 

3:7 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cattwe, and t-the spoiw of t-the cities, we took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
pwey to ouwsewves. 

3:8 And we took a-at that time out of t-the hand of t-the two kings of t-the 
Amowites t-the wand that w-was on this side Jowdan, fwom t-the wivew of 
Awnyon u-unto mount Hewmon; 3-3:9 (-(Which Hewmon t-the Sidonyians caww Siwion; 
and t-the Amowites caww it S-Shenyiw;) 3:10 Aww t-the c-cities of t-the pwain, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Giwead, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww B-Bashan, u-unto Sawchah and (o･ω･o) E-Edwei, c-cities of t-the 
kingdom of Og in B-Bashan. 

3:11 Fow onwy Og king of Bashan wemainyed of t-the wemnyant of giants; 
(x_x)V b-behowd his bedstead w-was a bedstead of iwon; is it nyot in Wabbath of 
t-the chiwdwen of Ammon? nyinye cubits w-was t-the wength t-theweof, and fouw 
cubits t-the bweadth of it, aftew t-the c-cubit of a m-man. 

3:12 And this wand, which we p-possessed a-at that time, fwom Awoew, which 
is by t-the wivew A-Awnyon, and hawf mount Giwead, and t-the c-cities t-theweof, 
gave I u-unto t-the Weubenyites and to t-the Gadites. 

3:13 And t-the w-west of Giwead, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww B-Bashan, being t-the kingdom of O-Og, 
gave I u-unto t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion of Awgob, with 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww B-Bashan, which w-was cawwed t-the wand of giants. 

3:14 J-Jaiw t-the son of Manyasseh took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy of A-Awgob u-unto t-the 
coasts of Geshuwi and Maachathi; and cawwed t-them aftew his own nyame, 
Bashanhavothjaiw, u-unto this d-day. 

3:15 And I gave Giwead u-unto Machiw. 

3:16 And u-unto t-the Weubenyites and u-unto t-the Gadites I gave fwom Giwead 
even u-unto t-the wivew Awnyon hawf t-the vawwey, and t-the bowdew even u-unto 
t-the wivew Jabbok, which is t-the bowdew of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon; 3:17 
The pwain awso, and Jowdan, and t-the coast t-theweof, fwom Chinnyeweth 
even u-unto t-the sea of t-the pwain, even t-the sawt sea, undew A-Ashdothpisgah 
e-eastwawd. 

3:18 And I commanded you a-at that time, s-saying, The WOWD youw God hath 
given you this wand to possess i-it: ye shaww pass o-ovew awmed befowe 
youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waw. 

3:19 But youw wives, and youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and youw cattwe, (fow I 
knyow that ye have m-much cattwe,) shaww abide in youw c-cities which I 
have given you; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Untiw t-the WOWD have given w-west u-unto youw 
bwethwen, as w-weww as u-unto y-you, and untiw they awso possess t-the wand 
which t-the WOWD youw God hath given t-them beyond Jowdan: and t-then shaww 
ye (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his possession, which I have given you. 

3:21 And I commanded Joshua a-at that time, s-saying, T-Thinye eyes have s-seen 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD youw God hath donye u-unto these two kings: so shaww 
t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms whithew t-thou p-passest. 

3-3:22 Ye shaww nyot f-feaw (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw God he shaww fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
you. 

3:23 And I besought t-the WOWD a-at that time, s-saying, 3:24 O-O Wowd GOD, 
t-thou hast begun to s-shew thy sewvant thy gweatnyess, and thy mighty 
hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what God is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in heaven ow in eawth, that c-can (^-^*)/ d-do 
a-accowding to thy wowks, and a-accowding to thy m-might? (＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 I p-pway thee, 
wet m-me go ovew, and s-see t-the g-good wand that is beyond Jowdan, that 
goodwy mountain, and W-Webanyon. 

3:26 But t-the WOWD w-was wwoth with m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes, and w-wouwd nyot h-heaw 
me: and t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Wet it suffice thee; speak nyo mowe u-unto 
m-me of this mattew. 

3-3:27 Get thee up into t-the top of Pisgah, and wift up thinye eyes 
westwawd, and nyowthwawd, and southwawd, and eastwawd, and (x_x)V b-behowd it 
with thinye eyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt nyot go o-ovew this Jowdan. 

3:28 But chawge Joshua, and |･ω･) e-encouwage him, and stwengthen him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
shaww go o-ovew befowe this p-peopwe, and he shaww c-cause t-them to i-inhewit 
t-the wand which t-thou shawt see. 

3-3:29 S-So we abode in t-the vawwey o-ovew against (^人^) B-Bethpeow. 

4:1 Nyow thewefowe h-heawken, O-O I-Iswaew, u-unto t-the s-statutes and u-unto t-the 
judgments, which I t-teach y-you, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them, that ye may wive, and go 
in and possess t-the wand which t-the WOWD God of youw f-fathews giveth you. 

4-4:2 Ye shaww nyot a-add u-unto t-the wowd which I command y-you, nyeithew shaww 
ye diminyish ought fwom it, that ye may keep t-the c-commandments of t-the 
WOWD youw God which I command you. 

4:3 Youw eyes have s-seen what t-the WOWD did because of Baawpeow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the men that f-fowwowed B-Baawpeow, t-the WOWD thy God hath destwoyed t-them 
fwom among you. 

4-4:4 But ye that did cweave u-unto t-the WOWD youw God awe a-awive {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
of you this d-day. 

4-4:5 Behowd, I have taught you s-statutes and judgments, even as t-the WOWD 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God commanded me, that ye shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do so in t-the wand whithew ye go to 
possess it. 

4:6 Keep thewefowe and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is youw wisdom and youw 
undewstanding in t-the sight of t-the n-nyations, which shaww h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
s-statutes, and say, S-Suwewy this gweat nyation is a wise and 
undewstanding peopwe. 

4:7 Fow what nyation is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe so g-gweat, who hath God so nyigh u-unto t-them, 
as t-the WOWD ouw God is in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that we caww upon him fow? 4-4:8 
And what nyation is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe so g-gweat, that hath s-statutes and judgments so 
wighteous as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this w-waw, which I s-set befowe you this day? 4:9 Onwy 
o(>ω<)o t-take heed to xDD t-thysewf, and keep thy souw diwigentwy, west t-thou fowget 
t-the things which thinye eyes have seen, and west they depawt fwom thy 
heawt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of thy wife: but t-teach t-them thy ^-^ s-sons, and thy s-sons' 
s-sons; 4:10 S-Speciawwy t-the day that t-thou stoodest befowe t-the WOWD thy 
God in Howeb, when t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Gathew m-me t-the peopwe 
togethew, and I wiww make t-them h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, that they may weawn to 
f-feaw m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days that they shaww wive upon t-the eawth, and that 
they may t-teach theiw chiwdwen. 

4:11 And ye came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw and s-stood undew t-the mountain; and t-the mountain 
buwnyed with fiwe u-unto t-the m-midst of heaven, with dawknyess, c-cwouds, and 
thick dawknyess. 

4:12 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto you out of t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe: ye 
heawd t-the voice of t-the wowds, but saw nyo simiwitude; onwy ye heawd a 
voice. 

4:13 And he d-decwawed u-unto you his c-covenyant, which he commanded you to 
pewfowm, even t-ten commandments; and he wwote t-them upon two tabwes of 
stonye. 

4:14 And t-the WOWD commanded m-me a-at that time to t-teach you s-statutes and 
judgments, that ye m-might (^-^*)/ d-do t-them in t-the wand whithew ye go o-ovew to 
possess it. 

4:15 Take ye thewefowe g-good heed u-unto y-youwsewves; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye saw nyo m-mannyew 
of simiwitude on t-the day that t-the WOWD spake u-unto you in Howeb out of 
t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe: 4:16 West ye cowwupt youwsewves, and make you a 
gwaven image, t-the simiwitude of any figuwe, t-the wikenyess of m-mawe ow 
femawe, 4:17 The wikenyess of any beast that is on t-the eawth, t-the 
wikenyess of any winged foww that f-fwieth in t-the aiw, 4-4:18 The wikenyess 
of any t-thing that cweepeth on t-the g-gwound, t-the wikenyess of any fish 
that is in t-the watews benyeath t-the eawth: 4:19 And west t-thou wift up 
thinye eyes u-unto heaven, and when t-thou seest t-the sun, and t-the moon, and 
t-the s-staws, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, shouwdest be dwiven to w-wowship 
t-them, and sewve t-them, which t-the WOWD thy God hath d-divided u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
nyations undew t-the w-whowe heaven. 

4:20 But t-the WOWD hath taken y-you, and b-bwought you fowth out of t-the 
(=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon fuwnyace, even out of Egypt, to be u-unto him a peopwe of 
inhewitance, as ye awe this d-day. 

4:21 Fuwthewmowe t-the WOWD w-was angwy with m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes, and swawe 
that I shouwd nyot go o-ovew Jowdan, and that I shouwd nyot go in u-unto 
that g-good wand, which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance: 
4:22 But I (* ^ ω ^) m-must die in this wand, I (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyot go o-ovew Jowdan: but ye 
shaww go ovew, and possess that g-good wand. 

4:23 Take heed u-unto youwsewves, west ye fowget t-the c-covenyant of t-the 
WOWD youw G-God, which he m-made with y-you, and make you a gwaven image, ow 
t-the wikenyess of any thing, which t-the WOWD thy God hath fowbidden thee. 

4:24 Fow t-the WOWD thy God is a consuming f-fiwe, even a jeawous God. 

4:25 When t-thou shawt beget c-chiwdwen, and c-chiwdwen's c-chiwdwen, and ye 
shaww have wemainyed wong in t-the wand, and shaww cowwupt youwsewves, 
and make a gwaven image, ow t-the wikenyess of any thing, and shaww (^-^*)/ d-do 
eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD thy G-God, to pwovoke him to angew: 4:26 I 
caww heaven and eawth to witnyess against you this day, that ye shaww 
soon u-uttewwy pewish fwom off t-the wand wheweunto ye go o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to 
possess it; ye shaww nyot pwowong youw days upon it, but shaww u-uttewwy 
be destwoyed. 

4:27 And t-the WOWD shaww scattew you among t-the n-nyations, and ye shaww be 
weft f-few in (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whithew t-the WOWD shaww wead you. 

4:28 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe ye shaww sewve gods, t-the wowk of men's hands, w-wood and 
stonye, which nyeithew see, (=`ω´=) n-nyow h-heaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow eat, (=`ω´=) n-nyow smeww. 

4:29 But if fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence t-thou shawt seek t-the WOWD thy G-God, t-thou shawt 
f-find him, if t-thou seek him with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy heawt and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy souw. 

4:30 When t-thou awt in twibuwation, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things awe come upon 
thee, even in t-the wattew days, if t-thou tuwn to t-the WOWD thy G-God, and 
shawt be xDD o-obedient u-unto his v-voice; 4-4:31 (Fow t-the WOWD thy God is a 
m-mewcifuw God;) he wiww nyot fowsake thee, nyeithew d-destwoy thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
fowget t-the c-covenyant of thy f-fathews which he swawe u-unto them. 

4:32 Fow ask nyow of t-the days that awe past, which wewe befowe thee, 
since t-the day that God cweated man upon t-the eawth, and ask fwom t-the 
onye side of heaven u-unto t-the othew, whethew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath b-been any such 
t-thing as this gweat t-thing is, ow hath b-been heawd w-wike it? 4:33 Did 
e-evew peopwe h-heaw t-the voice of God speaking out of t-the m-midst of t-the 
f-fiwe, as t-thou hast heawd, and w-wive? 4:34 Ow hath God assayed to go 
and o(>ω<)o t-take him a nyation fwom t-the m-midst of anyothew nyation, by 
temptations, by signs, and by wondews, and by waw, and by a mighty 
hand, and by a stwetched out awm, and by gweat tewwows, a-accowding to 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD youw God did (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you in Egypt befowe youw eyes? 
4:35 Unto thee it w-was shewed, that t-thou mightest knyow that t-the WOWD he 
is God; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye ewse beside h-him. 

4:36 Out of heaven he m-made thee to h-heaw his voice, that he m-might 
(=`ω´=) i-instwuct t-thee: and upon eawth he shewed thee his gweat fiwe; and t-thou 
heawdest his w-wowds out of t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe. 

4:37 And because he woved thy fathews, thewefowe he chose theiw seed 
aftew t-them, and b-bwought thee out in his sight with his mighty p-powew 
out of Egypt; 4-4:38 To dwive out nyations fwom befowe thee gweatew and 
mightiew than t-thou awt, to bwing thee in, to g-give thee theiw wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
an inhewitance, as it is this d-day. 

(*^‿^*) 4-4:39 K-Knyow thewefowe this day, and considew it in thinye heawt, that t-the 
WOWD he is God in heaven above, and upon t-the eawth benyeath: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyonye ewse. 

4:40 T-Thou shawt keep thewefowe his s-statutes, and his commandments, 
which I command thee this day, that it may go w-weww with thee, and with 
thy chiwdwen aftew thee, and that t-thou mayest pwowong thy days upon 
t-the eawth, which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

4:41 T-Then Moses sevewed thwee c-cities on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan towawd t-the 
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ s-sunwising; 4-4:42 That t-the swayew m-might fwee thithew, which shouwd kiww 
his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw unyawawes, and hated him nyot in times past; and that 
fweeing u-unto onye of these c-cities he m-might w-wive: 4:43 ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *blushes* N-Nyamewy, B-Bezew in 
t-the wiwdewnyess, in t-the pwain countwy, of t-the Weubenyites; and Wamoth in 
Giwead, of t-the Gadites; and Gowan in B-Bashan, of t-the Manyassites. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 4-4:44 And this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw which Moses s-set befowe t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew: 4-4:45 These awe t-the testimonyies, and t-the s-statutes, and t-the 
judgments, which Moses spake u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, aftew they 
came fowth out of Egypt. 

4:46 On this side Jowdan, in t-the vawwey o-ovew against Bethpeow, in t-the 
wand of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, who d-dwewt a-at (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, whom Moses 
and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew smote, aftew they wewe come fowth out of 
Egypt: 4-4:47 And they p-possessed his wand, and t-the wand of Og king of 
B-Bashan, two kings of t-the A-Amowites, which wewe on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan 
towawd t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ s-sunwising; 4:48 Fwom Awoew, which is by t-the bank of t-the 
wivew A-Awnyon, even u-unto mount Sion, which is Hewmon, 4:49 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
pwain on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan eastwawd, even u-unto t-the sea of t-the pwain, 
undew t-the spwings of Pisgah. 

5:1 And Moses cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and said u-unto t-them, Heaw, O-O I-Iswaew, 
t-the s-statutes and judgments which I speak in youw eaws this day, that 
ye may weawn t-them, and k-keep, and (^-^*)/ d-do them. 

5-5:2 The WOWD ouw God m-made a c-covenyant with us in Howeb. 

5:3 The WOWD m-made nyot this c-covenyant with ouw fathews, but with u-us, 
even u-us, who awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of us hewe a-awive this d-day. 

5:4 The WOWD t-tawked with you f-face to f-face in t-the mount out of t-the 
m-midst of t-the f-fiwe, 5:5 (I s-stood b-between t-the WOWD and you a-at that time, 
to s-shew you t-the wowd of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wewe afwaid by w-weason of t-the 
f-fiwe, and went nyot up into t-the mount;) s-saying, 5:6 I am t-the WOWD thy 
G-God, which b-bwought thee out of t-the wand of Egypt, fwom t-the house of 
bondage. 

5:7 T-Thou shawt have nyonye othew gods befowe me. 

5:8 T-Thou shawt nyot make thee any gwaven image, ow any wikenyess of any 
t-thing that is in heaven above, ow that is in t-the eawth benyeath, ow 
that is in t-the watews benyeath t-the eawth: 5:9 T-Thou shawt nyot bow down 
t-thysewf u-unto t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sewve (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD thy God am a jeawous 
G-God, ＼(≧▽≦)／ v-visiting t-the i-inyiquity of t-the f-fathews upon t-the chiwdwen u-unto t-the 
thiwd and fouwth genyewation of t-them that hate me, 5:10 And shewing 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto thousands of t-them that wove m-me and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments. 

5:11 T-Thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take t-the nyame of t-the WOWD thy God in vain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD wiww nyot h-howd him (o´∀`o) g-guiwtwess that taketh his nyame in vain. 

5:12 Keep t-the sabbath day to sanctify it, as t-the WOWD thy God hath 
commanded thee. 

5-5:13 S-Six days t-thou shawt wabouw, and (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wowk: 5:14 But t-the 
seventh day is t-the sabbath of t-the WOWD thy G-God: in it t-thou shawt nyot 
(^-^*)/ d-do any wowk, thou, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy son, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy d-daughtew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy mansewvant, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow thy maidsewvant, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thinye ox, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thinye ass, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any of thy 
cattwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy stwangew that is within thy gates; that thy m-mansewvant 
and thy maidsewvant may w-west as w-weww as thou. 

5:15 And (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that t-thou wast a sewvant in t-the wand of Egypt, and 
that t-the WOWD thy God b-bwought thee out (o´∀`o) t-thence thwough a mighty hand 
and by a stwetched out a-awm: thewefowe t-the WOWD thy God commanded thee 
to keep t-the sabbath d-day. 

5:16 Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy mothew, as t-the WOWD thy God hath 
commanded thee; that thy days may be p-pwowonged, and that it may go 
w-weww with thee, in t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee. 

5:17 T-Thou shawt nyot k-kiww. 

5:18 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou commit aduwtewy. 

5:19 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou steaw. 

5:20 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou beaw f-fawse witnyess against thy nyeighbouw. 

5:21 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou d-desiwe thy nyeighbouw's wife, nyeithew shawt 
t-thou covet thy nyeighbouw's h-house, his fiewd, ow his mansewvant, ow his 
maidsewvant, his ox, ow his ass, ow any t-thing that is thy nyeighbouw's. 

5:22 These w-wowds t-the WOWD spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw assembwy in t-the mount 
out of t-the m-midst of t-the f-fiwe, of t-the c-cwoud, and of t-the thick dawknyess, 
with a gweat voice: and he a-added nyo mowe. And he wwote t-them in two 
tabwes of stonye, and dewivewed t-them u-unto me. 

5:23 And it came to pass, when ye heawd t-the voice out of t-the m-midst of 
t-the dawknyess, (fow t-the mountain did buwn with fiwe,) that ye came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
u-unto me, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heads of youw t-twibes, and youw ewdews; 5-5:24 And 
ye said, Behowd, t-the WOWD ouw God hath shewed us his gwowy and his 
gweatnyess, and we have heawd his voice out of t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe: 
we have s-seen this day that God doth tawk with ^.^ m-man, and he w-wiveth. 

5:25 Nyow thewefowe why shouwd we die? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this gweat fiwe wiww consume 
us: if we h-heaw t-the voice of t-the WOWD ouw God any m-mowe, t-then we shaww 
die. 

5:26 Fow who is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, that hath heawd t-the voice of t-the 
wiving God speaking out of t-the m-midst of t-the f-fiwe, as we have, and 
wived? 5:27 Go t-thou nyeaw, and h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD ouw God shaww 
say: and speak t-thou u-unto us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD ouw God shaww speak u-unto 
thee; and we wiww h-heaw it, and (^-^*)/ d-do it. 

5:28 And t-the WOWD heawd t-the voice of youw wowds, when ye spake u-unto 
m-me; and t-the WOWD said u-unto me, I have heawd t-the voice of t-the w-wowds of 
this p-peopwe, which they have spoken u-unto t-thee: they have w-weww said (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that they have spoken. 

5-5:29 O-O that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe such an heawt in t-them, that they w-wouwd f-feaw me, 
and keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments awways, that it m-might be w-weww with t-them, 
and with theiw chiwdwen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew! 5:30 Go say to t-them, Get you into 
youw tents again. 

5:31 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, stand t-thou hewe by me, and I wiww speak u-unto 
thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the commandments, and t-the s-statutes, and t-the judgments, which 
t-thou shawt t-teach t-them, that they may (^-^*)/ d-do t-them in t-the wand which I g-give 
t-them to possess it. 

5-5:32 Ye shaww o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do thewefowe as t-the WOWD youw God hath 
commanded you: ye shaww nyot tuwn aside to t-the wight hand ow to t-the 
weft. 

5:33 Ye shaww wawk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ways which t-the WOWD youw God hath 
commanded y-you, that ye may wive, and that it may be w-weww with y-you, and 
that ye may pwowong youw days in t-the wand which ye shaww possess. 

6-6:1 Nyow these awe t-the commandments, t-the s-statutes, and t-the judgments, 
which t-the WOWD youw God commanded to t-teach y-you, that ye m-might (^-^*)/ d-do t-them 
in t-the wand whithew ye go to possess i-it: 6:2 That t-thou mightest f-feaw 
t-the WOWD thy G-God, to keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his s-statutes and his commandments, which 
I command thee, thou, and thy son, and thy son's son, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of 
thy wife; and that thy days may be pwowonged. 

6:3 Heaw thewefowe, O-O I-Iswaew, and o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do it; that it may be 
w-weww with thee, and that ye may incwease mightiwy, as t-the WOWD God of 
thy f-fathews hath pwomised thee, in t-the wand that fwoweth with miwk and 
honyey. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Heaw, O-O Iswaew: The WOWD ouw God is onye WOWD: 6:5 And t-thou shawt 
wove t-the WOWD thy God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy s-souw, and 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy might. 

6:6 And these wowds, which I command thee this day, shaww be in thinye 
(*°▽°*) h-heawt: 6:7 And t-thou shawt t-teach t-them diwigentwy u-unto thy c-chiwdwen, and 
shawt tawk of t-them when t-thou sittest in thinye h-house, and when t-thou 
wawkest by t-the way, and when t-thou wiest down, and when t-thou wisest (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

6:8 And t-thou shawt bind t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign upon thinye hand, and they 
shaww be as fwontwets b-between thinye eyes. 

6:9 And t-thou shawt wwite t-them upon t-the posts of thy h-house, and on thy 
gates. 

6:10 And it shaww be, when t-the WOWD thy God shaww have b-bwought thee 
into t-the wand which he swawe u-unto thy fathews, to A-Abwaham, to Isaac, 
and to Jacob, to g-give thee gweat and goodwy cities, which t-thou 
buiwdedst nyot, 6:11 And houses f-fuww of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-good things, which t-thou 
fiwwedst nyot, and w-wewws o(>ω<)o *sweats* d-digged, which t-thou (o^▽^o) d-diggedst nyot, vinyeyawds and 
owive twees, which t-thou pwantedst n-nyot; when t-thou shawt have eaten and 
be fuww; 6:12 T-Then bewawe west t-thou fowget t-the WOWD, which b-bwought 
thee fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt, fwom t-the house of bondage. 

6:13 T-Thou shawt f-feaw t-the WOWD thy G-God, and sewve him, and shawt sweaw 
by his nyame. 

6:14 Ye shaww nyot go aftew othew gods, of t-the gods of t-the peopwe which 
awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about you; 6:15 (Fow t-the WOWD thy God is a jeawous God among 
you) west t-the angew of t-the WOWD thy God be kindwed against thee, and 
d-destwoy thee fwom off t-the f-face of t-the eawth. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 Ye shaww nyot t-tempt t-the WOWD youw G-God, as ye tempted him in 
Massah. 

6-6:17 Ye shaww diwigentwy keep t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD youw G-God, 
and his testimonyies, and his s-statutes, which he hath commanded thee. 

6:18 And t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wight and g-good in t-the sight of 
t-the WOWD: that it may be w-weww with thee, and that t-thou mayest go in 
and possess t-the g-good wand which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto thy fathews. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 To cast out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye enyemies fwom befowe thee, as t-the WOWD hath 
spoken. 

6:20 And when thy son asketh thee in time to come, s-saying, What mean 
t-the testimonyies, and t-the s-statutes, and t-the judgments, which t-the WOWD 
ouw God hath commanded y-you? 6:21 T-Then t-thou shawt say u-unto thy son, We 
wewe Phawaoh's bondmen in Egypt; and t-the WOWD b-bwought us out of Egypt 
with a mighty hand: 6:22 And t-the WOWD shewed signs and wondews, gweat 
and sowe, upon Egypt, upon Phawaoh, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-househowd, befowe 
ouw eyes: 6:23 And he b-bwought us out fwom thence, that he m-might bwing 
us in, to g-give us t-the wand which he swawe u-unto ouw fathews. 

6:24 And t-the WOWD commanded us to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these s-statutes, to f-feaw t-the 
WOWD ouw G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw g-good awways, that he m-might pwesewve us awive, as 
it is a-at this d-day. 

6:25 And it shaww be ouw wighteousnyess, if we o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
c-commandments befowe t-the WOWD ouw G-God, as he hath commanded us. 

7:1 When t-the WOWD thy God shaww bwing thee into t-the wand whithew t-thou 
goest to possess it, and hath cast out many nyations befowe thee, t-the 
Hittites, and t-the Giwgashites, and t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Canyaanyites, 
and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the Hivites, and t-the J-Jebusites, seven nyations 
gweatew and mightiew than thou; 7:2 And when t-the WOWD thy God shaww 
d-dewivew t-them befowe thee; t-thou shawt smite t-them, and u-uttewwy d-destwoy 
t-them; t-thou shawt make nyo c-covenyant with t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-shew (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 
7-7:3 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou make mawwiages with t-them; thy daughtew t-thou 
shawt nyot g-give u-unto his son, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his daughtew shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto thy 
(＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

7:4 Fow they wiww tuwn away thy son fwom fowwowing me, that they may 
sewve othew gods: so wiww t-the angew of t-the WOWD be kindwed against 
y-you, and d-destwoy thee suddenwy. 

7:5 But thus shaww ye d-deaw with t-them; ye shaww d-destwoy theiw awtaws, 
and bweak down theiw images, and cut down theiw gwoves, and buwn theiw 
gwaven images with fiwe. 

7:6 Fow t-thou awt an h-howy peopwe u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God: t-the WOWD thy 
God hath chosen thee to be a speciaw peopwe u-unto himsewf, a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
peopwe that awe upon t-the f-face of t-the eawth. 

7-7:7 The WOWD did nyot s-set his wove upon y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow choose y-you, because ye 
wewe mowe in (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew than any peopwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wewe t-the fewest of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
peopwe: (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 But because t-the WOWD woved y-you, and because he w-wouwd keep 
t-the o-oath which he h-had swown u-unto youw fathews, hath t-the WOWD b-bwought 
you out with a mighty hand, and wedeemed you out of t-the house of 
bondmen, fwom t-the hand of Phawaoh king of Egypt. 

7:9 K-Knyow thewefowe that t-the WOWD thy G-God, he is G-God, t-the faithfuw G-God, 
which keepeth c-covenyant and (´-ω-`) m-mewcy with t-them that wove him and keep his 
c-commandments to a t-thousand genyewations; 7:10 And wepayeth t-them that 
hate him to theiw face, to d-destwoy (=`ω´=) t-them: he wiww nyot be swack to him 
that hateth him, he wiww wepay him to his (￣ω￣) f-face. 

7:11 T-Thou shawt thewefowe keep t-the commandments, and t-the s-statutes, and 
t-the judgments, which I command thee this day, to (^-^*)/ d-do them. 

7:12 Whewefowe it shaww come to pass, if ye heawken to these 
judgments, and k-keep, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them, that t-the WOWD thy God shaww keep 
u-unto thee t-the c-covenyant and t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy which he swawe u-unto thy fathews: 
7:13 And he wiww wove thee, and bwess thee, and m-muwtipwy t-thee: he wiww 
awso bwess t-the fwuit of thy womb, and t-the fwuit of thy wand, thy cown, 
and thy winye, and thinye oiw, t-the incwease of thy kinye, and t-the f-fwocks 
of thy sheep, in t-the wand which he swawe u-unto thy f-fathews to g-give 
thee. 

7:14 T-Thou shawt be bwessed a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be m-mawe 
ow f-femawe b-bawwen among y-you, ow among youw c-cattwe. 

7:15 And t-the WOWD wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sicknyess, and wiww put 
nyonye of t-the eviw diseases of Egypt, which t-thou k-knyowest, upon thee; but 
wiww way t-them upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that hate thee. 

7:16 And t-thou shawt consume (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe which t-the WOWD thy God 
shaww d-dewivew thee; thinye eye shaww have nyo p-pity upon (=`ω´=) t-them: nyeithew 
shawt t-thou sewve theiw gods; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that wiww be a snyawe u-unto thee. 

7:17 If t-thou shawt say in thinye heawt, These nyations awe mowe than I; 
how c-can I dispossess them? 7:18 T-Thou shawt nyot be afwaid of (=`ω´=) t-them: but 
shawt w-weww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew what t-the WOWD thy God did u-unto Phawaoh, and u-unto 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Egypt; xDD 7-7:19 The gweat temptations which thinye eyes saw, and t-the 
signs, and t-the wondews, and t-the mighty hand, and t-the stwetched out 
awm, wheweby t-the WOWD thy God b-bwought thee out: so shaww t-the WOWD thy 
God (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of whom t-thou awt afwaid. 

7:20 Moweovew t-the WOWD thy God wiww send t-the hownyet among t-them, untiw 
they that awe weft, and hide themsewves fwom thee, be destwoyed. 

7:21 T-Thou shawt nyot be a-affwighted a-at (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy God is 
among y-you, a mighty God and tewwibwe. 

7:22 And t-the WOWD thy God wiww put out those nyations befowe thee by 
ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe and o(>ω<)o w-wittwe: t-thou mayest nyot consume t-them a-at once, west t-the 
b-beasts of t-the fiewd incwease upon thee. 

7:23 But t-the WOWD thy God shaww d-dewivew t-them u-unto thee, and shaww 
d-destwoy t-them with a mighty destwuction, untiw they be destwoyed. 

7:24 And he shaww d-dewivew theiw kings into thinye hand, and t-thou shawt 
d-destwoy theiw nyame fwom undew heaven: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo man be abwe to 
stand befowe thee, untiw t-thou have destwoyed them. 

7:25 The gwaven images of theiw gods shaww ye buwn with fiwe: t-thou 
shawt nyot d-desiwe t-the s-siwvew ow gowd that is on t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(>ω<)o t-take it u-unto 
thee, west t-thou be snyawed t-thewin: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is an a-abominyation to t-the WOWD 
thy God. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou bwing an a-abominyation into thinye h-house, west 
t-thou be a cuwsed t-thing w-wike i-it: but t-thou shawt u-uttewwy detest it, and 
t-thou shawt u-uttewwy abhow it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a cuwsed thing. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Aww t-the c-commandments which I command thee this day shaww ye 
o-obsewve to do, that ye may wive, and muwtipwy, and go in and possess 
t-the wand which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto youw fathews. 

8-8:2 And t-thou shawt (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way which t-the WOWD thy God w-wed 
thee these f-fowty yeaws in t-the wiwdewnyess, to humbwe thee, and to pwove 
thee, to knyow what w-was in thinye heawt, whethew t-thou wouwdest keep his 
commandments, ow nyo. 

8:3 And he humbwed thee, and suffewed thee to h-hungew, and fed thee 
with mannya, which t-thou knyewest nyot, nyeithew did thy f-fathews knyow; that 
he m-might make thee knyow that man doth nyot wive by bwead onwy, but by 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowd that p-pwoceedeth out of t-the mouth of t-the WOWD doth man w-wive. 

8:4 Thy waiment (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed nyot o-owd upon thee, nyeithew did thy foot (＞ｍ＜) s-sweww, 
these f-fowty yeaws. 

8-8:5 T-Thou shawt awso considew in thinye heawt, that, as a man chastenyeth 
his son, so t-the WOWD thy God chastenyeth thee. 

8:6 Thewefowe t-thou shawt keep t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD thy G-God, to 
wawk in his ways, and to f-feaw h-him. 

8:7 Fow t-the WOWD thy God bwingeth thee into a g-good wand, a wand of 
bwooks of watew, of fountains and depths that spwing out of vawweys 
and hiwws; 8:8 A-A wand of wheat, and bawwey, and vinyes, and fig twees, 
and pomegwanyates; a wand of oiw owive, and honyey; 8:9 A-A wand whewein 
t-thou shawt e-eat bwead without ^.^ s-scawcenyess, t-thou shawt nyot wack any t-thing 
in it; a wand whose s-stonyes awe i-iwon, and out of whose hiwws t-thou 
mayest dig b-bwass. 

8-8:10 When t-thou hast eaten and awt fuww, t-then t-thou shawt bwess t-the WOWD 
thy God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the g-good wand which he hath given thee. 

8-8:11 Bewawe that t-thou fowget nyot t-the WOWD thy G-God, in nyot keeping his 
commandments, and his judgments, and his s-statutes, which I command 
thee this day: 8:12 West when t-thou hast eaten and awt fuww, and hast 
b-buiwt goodwy houses, and d-dwewt thewein; 8-8:13 And when thy hewds and 
thy f-fwocks muwtipwy, and thy s-siwvew and thy gowd is m-muwtipwied, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast is m-muwtipwied; 8:14 T-Then thinye heawt be w-wifted up, 
and t-thou fowget t-the WOWD thy G-God, which b-bwought thee fowth out of t-the 
wand of Egypt, fwom t-the house of bondage; 8:15 Who w-wed thee thwough 
that gweat and t-tewwibwe wiwdewnyess, whewein wewe fiewy sewpents, and 
scowpions, and dwought, whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo watew; who b-bwought thee 
fowth w-watew out of t-the w-wock of fwint; (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 Who fed thee in t-the 
wiwdewnyess with mannya, which thy f-fathews knyew nyot, that he m-might 
humbwe thee, and that he m-might pwove thee, to (^-^*)/ d-do thee g-good a-at thy 
wattew end; 8:17 And t-thou say in thinye heawt, My p-powew and t-the m-might 
of minye hand hath gotten m-me this weawth. 

8-8:18 But t-thou shawt (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the WOWD thy G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is he that 
giveth thee p-powew to get weawth, that he may estabwish his c-covenyant 
which he swawe u-unto thy fathews, as it is this d-day. 

8-8:19 And it shaww be, if t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fowget t-the WOWD thy G-God, and 
wawk aftew othew gods, and sewve t-them, and w-wowship t-them, I t-testify 
against you this day that ye shaww suwewy pewish. 

8:20 As t-the nyations which t-the WOWD destwoyeth befowe youw face, so 
shaww ye pewish; because ye w-wouwd nyot be xDD o-obedient u-unto t-the voice of 
t-the WOWD youw God. 

9:1 Heaw, O-O Iswaew: T-Thou awt to pass o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan this day, to go in to 
possess nyations gweatew and mightiew than xDD t-thysewf, c-cities gweat and 
f-fenced up to heaven, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 A-A peopwe gweat and taww, t-the chiwdwen of t-the 
Anyakims, whom t-thou k-knyowest, and of whom t-thou hast heawd say, Who c-can 
stand befowe t-the chiwdwen of Anyak! 9:3 U-Undewstand thewefowe this day, 
that t-the WOWD thy God is he which goeth o-ovew befowe thee; as a 
consuming fiwe he shaww d-destwoy t-them, and he shaww bwing t-them down 
befowe thy f-face: so shawt t-thou dwive t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and d-destwoy t-them 
quickwy, as t-the WOWD hath said u-unto thee. 

9:4 Speak nyot t-thou in thinye heawt, aftew that t-the WOWD thy God hath 
cast t-them out fwom befowe thee, s-saying, Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess t-the WOWD 
hath b-bwought m-me in to possess this wand: but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wickednyess of 
these nyations t-the WOWD doth dwive t-them out fwom befowe thee. 

9:5 Nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wighteousnyess, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the upwightnyess of thinye heawt, 
d-dost t-thou go to possess theiw wand: but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wickednyess of these 
nyations t-the WOWD thy God doth dwive t-them out fwom befowe thee, and 
that he may pewfowm t-the wowd which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto thy fathews, 
A-Abwaham, Isaac, and Jacob. 

9:6 U-Undewstand thewefowe, that t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee nyot this 
g-good wand to possess it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wighteousnyess; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt a 
stiffnyecked peopwe. 

9:7 Wemembew, and fowget nyot, how t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *sweats* p-pwovokedst t-the WOWD thy God to 
wwath in t-the wiwdewnyess: fwom t-the day that t-thou didst depawt out of 
t-the wand of Egypt, untiw ye came u-unto this pwace, ye have b-been 
webewwious against t-the WOWD. 

9:8 Awso in Howeb ye p-pwovoked t-the WOWD to wwath, so that t-the WOWD w-was 
angwy with you to have destwoyed you. 

9:9 When I w-was gonye up into t-the mount to weceive t-the tabwes of stonye, 
even t-the tabwes of t-the c-covenyant which t-the WOWD m-made with y-you, t-then I 
abode in t-the mount f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights, I nyeithew did e-eat 
bwead (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink watew: (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And t-the WOWD dewivewed u-unto m-me two tabwes 
of stonye wwitten with t-the f-fingew of God; and on t-them w-was wwitten 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowds, which t-the WOWD spake with you in t-the mount 
out of t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe in t-the day of t-the a-assembwy. 

9-9:11 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights, 
that t-the WOWD gave m-me t-the two tabwes of stonye, even t-the tabwes of t-the 
covenyant. 

9:12 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Awise, get thee down quickwy fwom 
h-hence; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy peopwe which t-thou hast b-bwought fowth out of Egypt have 
c-cowwupted themsewves; they awe quickwy (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside out of t-the w-way 
which I commanded t-them; they have m-made t-them a mowten image. 

9:13 Fuwthewmowe t-the WOWD spake u-unto me, s-saying, I have s-seen this 
p-peopwe, and, b-behowd, it is a stiffnyecked peopwe: 9-9:14 Wet m-me awonye, 
that I may d-destwoy t-them, and bwot out theiw nyame fwom undew heaven: 
and I wiww make of thee a nyation mightiew and gweatew than they. 

9:15 S-So I (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and came down fwom t-the mount, and t-the mount buwnyed 
with fiwe: and t-the two tabwes of t-the c-covenyant wewe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two hands. 

9:16 And I wooked, and, b-behowd, ye h-had sinnyed against t-the WOWD youw 
G-God, and h-had m-made you a mowten cawf: ye h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside quickwy out 
of t-the w-way which t-the WOWD h-had commanded you. 

9:17 And I took t-the two tabwes, and cast t-them out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two hands, and 
bwake t-them befowe youw eyes. 

9:18 And I feww down befowe t-the WOWD, as a-at t-the fiwst, f-fowty days and 
f-fowty nyights: I did nyeithew e-eat bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink watew, because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
youw s-sins which ye sinnyed, in doing wickedwy in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, 
to pwovoke him to angew. 

9:19 Fow I w-was afwaid of t-the angew and hot dispweasuwe, whewewith t-the 
WOWD w-was wwoth against you to d-destwoy you. But t-the WOWD heawkenyed u-unto 
m-me a-at that time awso. 

9:20 And t-the WOWD w-was vewy angwy with Aawon to have destwoyed him: and 
I pwayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Aawon awso t-the same ^w^ t-time. 

9:21 And I took youw sin, t-the cawf which ye h-had made, and buwnt it 
with f-fiwe, and (=`ω´=) s-stamped it, and (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound it vewy s-smaww, even untiw it w-was 
as smaww as dust: and I cast t-the dust theweof into t-the b-bwook that 
descended out of t-the mount. 

9:22 And a-at Tabewah, and a-at Massah, and a-at K-Kibwothhattaavah, ye 
p-pwovoked t-the WOWD to wwath. 

9:23 Wikewise when t-the WOWD sent you fwom Kadeshbawnyea, s-saying, Go up 
and possess t-the wand which I have given you; t-then ye webewwed against 
t-the commandment of t-the WOWD youw G-God, and ye bewieved him nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
heawkenyed to his voice. 

9:24 Ye have b-been webewwious against t-the WOWD fwom t-the day that I knyew 
you. 

9:25 T-Thus I feww down befowe t-the WOWD f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights, as 
I feww down a-at t-the fiwst; because t-the WOWD h-had said he w-wouwd d-destwoy 
you. 

9:26 I pwayed thewefowe u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, O-O Wowd GOD, d-destwoy 
nyot thy peopwe and thinye inhewitance, which t-thou hast wedeemed thwough 
thy gweatnyess, which t-thou hast b-bwought fowth out of Egypt with a 
mighty ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

9:27 Wemembew thy sewvants, A-Abwaham, Isaac, and Jacob; wook nyot u-unto 
t-the stubbownnyess of this p-peopwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to theiw wickednyess, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to theiw 
(*°▽°*) s-sin: 9-9:28 West t-the wand whence t-thou b-bwoughtest us out say, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the 
WOWD w-was nyot abwe to bwing t-them into t-the wand which he pwomised t-them, 
and because he hated t-them, he hath b-bwought t-them out to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them in 
t-the wiwdewnyess. 

9:29 Y-Yet they awe thy peopwe and thinye inhewitance, which t-thou 
b-bwoughtest out by thy mighty p-powew and by thy stwetched out awm. 

10:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time t-the WOWD said u-unto me, H-Hew thee two tabwes of stonye 
w-wike u-unto t-the fiwst, and come up u-unto m-me into t-the mount, and make thee 
an awk of wood. 

1-10:2 And I wiww wwite on t-the tabwes t-the w-wowds that wewe in t-the fiwst 
tabwes which t-thou bwakest, and t-thou shawt put t-them in t-the awk. 

10:3 And I m-made an awk of shittim wood, and hewed two tabwes of stonye 
w-wike u-unto t-the fiwst, and went up into t-the mount, h-having t-the two tabwes 
in minye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

10:4 And he wwote on t-the tabwes, a-accowding to t-the fiwst wwiting, t-the 
t-ten commandments, which t-the WOWD spake u-unto you in t-the mount out of 
t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe in t-the day of t-the a-assembwy: and t-the WOWD gave 
t-them u-unto me. 

1-10:5 And I (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed mysewf and came down fwom t-the mount, and put t-the 
tabwes in t-the awk which I h-had m-made; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they be, as t-the WOWD 
commanded me. 

10:6 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew took theiw jouwnyey fwom Beewoth of t-the 
chiwdwen of Jaakan to Mosewa: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Aawon died, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he w-was 
buwied; and Eweazaw his son minyistewed in t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office in his 
s-stead. 

10:7 Fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence they jouwnyeyed u-unto Gudgodah; and fwom G-Gudgodah to 
Jotbath, a wand of (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of watews. 

10:8 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time t-the WOWD sepawated t-the twibe of Wevi, to beaw t-the 
awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, to stand befowe t-the WOWD to m-minyistew 
u-unto him, and to bwess in his nyame, u-unto this d-day. 

10:9 Whewefowe Wevi hath nyo pawt (=`ω´=) n-nyow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance with his bwethwen; 
t-the WOWD is his inhewitance, a-accowding as t-the WOWD thy God pwomised 
h-him. 

10:10 And I stayed in t-the mount, a-accowding to t-the fiwst time, f-fowty 
days and f-fowty nyights; and t-the WOWD heawkenyed u-unto m-me a-at that time 
awso, and t-the WOWD w-wouwd nyot d-destwoy thee. 

1-10:11 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Awise, o(>ω<)o t-take thy jouwnyey befowe t-the 
p-peopwe, that they may go in and possess t-the wand, which I swawe u-unto 
theiw f-fathews to g-give u-unto them. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And n-nyow, I-Iswaew, what doth t-the WOWD thy God wequiwe of thee, but 
to f-feaw t-the WOWD thy G-God, to wawk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, and to wove him, 
and to sewve t-the WOWD thy God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy heawt and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
s-souw, ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 To keep t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD, and his s-statutes, 
which I command thee this day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy good? (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Behowd, t-the heaven 
and t-the heaven of h-heavens is t-the WOWD's thy G-God, t-the eawth awso, with 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein is. 

10:15 Onwy t-the WOWD h-had a dewight in thy f-fathews to wove t-them, and he 
chose theiw seed aftew t-them, even you a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, as it is this 
d-day. 

1-10:16 Ciwcumcise thewefowe t-the foweskin of youw heawt, and be nyo mowe 
s-stiffnyecked. 

1-10:17 Fow t-the WOWD youw God is God of gods, and Wowd of (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, a gweat 
G-God, a mighty, and a (-ω-、) t-tewwibwe, which wegawdeth nyot p-pewsons, (=`ω´=) n-nyow taketh 
(・_・ヾ w-wewawd: 10:18 He doth execute t-the j-judgment of t-the fathewwess and 
widow, and woveth t-the s-stwangew, in giving him food and waiment. 

10:19 Wove ye thewefowe t-the stwangew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wewe stwangews in t-the 
wand of Egypt. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 T-Thou shawt f-feaw t-the WOWD thy God; him shawt t-thou sewve, and to 
him shawt t-thou cweave, and sweaw by his nyame. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 He is thy p-pwaise, and he is thy G-God, that hath donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee 
these gweat and t-tewwibwe things, which thinye eyes have (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. 

10:22 Thy f-fathews went down into Egypt with (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten 
pewsons; and nyow t-the WOWD thy God hath m-made thee as t-the staws of 
heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

11:1 Thewefowe t-thou shawt wove t-the WOWD thy G-God, and keep his c-chawge, 
and his s-statutes, and his judgments, and his commandments, awway. 

11:2 And knyow ye this day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I speak nyot with youw chiwdwen which 
have nyot (≧◡≦) k-knyown, and which have nyot s-seen t-the chastisement of t-the WOWD 
youw G-God, his gweatnyess, his mighty hand, and his stwetched out awm, 
11:3 And his miwacwes, and his acts, which he did in t-the m-midst of 
Egypt u-unto Phawaoh t-the king of Egypt, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wand; 11:4 And 
what he did u-unto t-the awmy of Egypt, u-unto theiw howses, and to theiw 
chawiots; how he m-made t-the w-watew of t-the Wed sea to ovewfwow t-them as 
they puwsued aftew y-you, and how t-the WOWD hath destwoyed t-them u-unto this 
>_> d-day; 11:5 And what he did u-unto you in t-the wiwdewnyess, untiw ye came 
into this pwace; 11:6 And what he did u-unto Dathan and Abiwam, t-the sons 
of Ewiab, t-the son of Weuben: how t-the eawth openyed hew mouth, and 
swawwowed t-them up, and theiw h-househowds, and theiw tents, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
s-substance that w-was in theiw possession, in t-the m-midst of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: 
11:7 But youw eyes have s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gweat acts of t-the WOWD which he 
did. 

11:8 Thewefowe shaww ye keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments which I command you 
this day, that ye may be stwong, and go in and possess t-the wand, 
whithew ye go to possess it; 11:9 And that ye may pwowong youw days in 
t-the wand, which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto youw f-fathews to g-give u-unto t-them and 
to theiw seed, a wand that fwoweth with miwk and honyey. 

11:10 Fow t-the wand, whithew t-thou goest in to possess it, is nyot as t-the 
wand of Egypt, fwom whence ye came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, whewe t-thou sowedst thy seed, 
and watewedst it with thy foot, as a gawden of hewbs: 11:11 But t-the 
wand, whithew ye go to possess it, is a wand of hiwws and vawweys, and 
dwinketh w-watew of t-the wain of heaven: 11:12 A-A wand which t-the WOWD thy 
God caweth fow: t-the eyes of t-the WOWD thy God awe awways upon it, fwom 
t-the beginnying of t-the yeaw even u-unto t-the end of t-the y-yeaw. 

11:13 And it shaww come to pass, if ye shaww heawken diwigentwy u-unto 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments which I command you this day, to wove t-the WOWD youw 
G-God, and to sewve him with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw heawt and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw s-souw, 
11:14 That I wiww g-give you t-the wain of youw wand in his d-due season, 
t-the fiwst wain and t-the wattew wain, that t-thou mayest gathew in thy 
cown, and thy winye, and thinye oiw. 

11:15 And I wiww send gwass in thy fiewds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy cattwe, that t-thou 
mayest e-eat and be fuww. 

11:16 Take heed to youwsewves, that youw heawt be nyot d-deceived, and ye 
tuwn aside, and sewve othew gods, and w-wowship t-them; 11:17 And t-then t-the 
WOWD's wwath be kindwed against y-you, and he s-shut up t-the heaven, that 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo wain, and that t-the wand yiewd nyot hew fwuit; and west ye 
pewish quickwy fwom off t-the g-good wand which t-the WOWD giveth you. 

11:18 Thewefowe shaww ye way up these o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds in youw heawt and in 
youw s-souw, and bind t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign upon youw hand, that they may be 
as fwontwets b-between youw eyes. 

11:19 And ye shaww t-teach t-them youw c-chiwdwen, speaking of t-them when 
t-thou sittest in thinye h-house, and when t-thou wawkest by t-the way, when 
t-thou wiest down, and when t-thou wisest (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

11:20 And t-thou shawt wwite t-them upon t-the doow posts of thinye h-house, 
and upon thy (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: 11:21 That youw days may be m-muwtipwied, and t-the 
days of youw c-chiwdwen, in t-the wand which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto youw 
f-fathews to g-give t-them, as t-the days of heaven upon t-the eawth. 

11:22 Fow if ye shaww diwigentwy keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these c-commandments which I 
command y-you, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them, to wove t-the WOWD youw G-God, to wawk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
ways, and to cweave u-unto h-him; 1-11:23 T-Then wiww t-the WOWD dwive out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
these nyations fwom befowe y-you, and ye shaww possess gweatew nyations 
and mightiew than y-youwsewves. 

11:24 Evewy pwace wheweon t-the sowes of youw feet shaww twead shaww be 
youws: fwom t-the wiwdewnyess and Webanyon, fwom t-the wivew, t-the wivew 
Euphwates, even u-unto t-the uttewmost sea shaww youw coast be. 

11:25 Thewe shaww nyo man be abwe to stand befowe you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
youw God shaww way t-the f-feaw of you and t-the dwead of you upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wand that ye shaww twead u-upon, as he hath said u-unto you. 

11:26 Behowd, I s-set befowe you this day a bwessing and a c-cuwse; 11:27 
A-A b-bwessing, if ye obey t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD youw G-God, which I 
command you this day: 11:28 And a cuwse, if ye wiww nyot obey t-the 
c-commandments of t-the WOWD youw G-God, but tuwn aside out of t-the w-way which 
I command you this day, to go aftew othew gods, which ye have nyot 
knyown. 

1-11:29 And it shaww come to pass, when t-the WOWD thy God hath b-bwought 
thee in u-unto t-the wand whithew t-thou goest to possess it, that t-thou 
shawt put t-the bwessing upon mount Gewizim, and t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse upon mount 
Ebaw. 

11:30 Awe they nyot on t-the othew side Jowdan, by t-the w-way whewe t-the sun 
goeth down, in t-the wand of t-the Canyaanyites, which dweww in t-the 
champaign o-ovew against G-Giwgaw, beside t-the pwains of Moweh? 11:31 Fow 
ye shaww pass o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to go in to possess t-the wand which t-the WOWD 
youw God giveth y-you, and ye shaww possess it, and dweww thewein. 

11:32 And ye shaww o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-statutes and judgments which 
I s-set befowe you this d-day. 

12:1 These awe t-the s-statutes and judgments, which ye shaww o-obsewve to 
(^-^*)/ d-do in t-the wand, which t-the WOWD God of thy f-fathews giveth thee to 
possess it, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days that ye wive upon t-the eawth. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Ye shaww u-uttewwy d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwaces, whewein t-the nyations 
which ye shaww possess sewved theiw gods, upon t-the high mountains, and 
upon t-the h-hiwws, and undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee: 12:3 And ye shaww 
ovewthwow theiw awtaws, and bweak theiw piwwaws, and buwn theiw gwoves 
with fiwe; and ye shaww hew down t-the gwaven images of theiw gods, and 
d-destwoy t-the nyames of t-them out of that pwace. 

12:4 Ye shaww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do so u-unto t-the WOWD youw God. 

1-12:5 But u-unto t-the pwace which t-the WOWD youw God shaww choose out of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw twibes to put his nyame thewe, even u-unto his h-habitation shaww 
ye seek, and thithew t-thou shawt c-come: 12:6 And thithew ye shaww bwing 
youw buwnt offewings, and youw sacwifices, and youw tithes, and heave 
offewings of youw hand, and youw vows, and youw fweewiww offewings, 
and t-the f-fiwstwings of youw hewds and of youw fwocks: (o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe ye 
shaww e-eat befowe t-the WOWD youw G-God, and ye shaww wejoice in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
ye put youw hand u-unto, ye and youw h-househowds, whewein t-the WOWD thy 
God hath bwessed thee. 

12:8 Ye shaww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that we (^-^*)/ d-do hewe this day, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man whatsoevew is wight in his own eyes. 

12:9 Fow ye awe nyot as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come to t-the w-west and to t-the inhewitance, 
which t-the WOWD youw God giveth you. 

12:10 But when ye go o-ovew Jowdan, and dweww in t-the wand which t-the WOWD 
youw God giveth you to inhewit, and when he giveth you w-west fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
youw enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, so that ye dweww in s-safety; 1-12:11 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be a pwace which t-the WOWD youw God shaww choose to c-cause his 
nyame to dweww thewe; thithew shaww ye bwing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I command you; 
youw buwnt offewings, and youw sacwifices, youw tithes, and t-the heave 
offewing of youw hand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw choice vows which ye vow u-unto t-the 
WOWD: 12:12 And ye shaww wejoice befowe t-the WOWD youw G-God, ye, and 
youw ^-^ s-sons, and youw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and youw m-mensewvants, and youw 
maidsewvants, and t-the Wevite that is within youw gates; fowasmuch as 
he hath nyo pawt (=`ω´=) n-nyow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance with you. 

12:13 Take heed to t-thysewf that t-thou offew nyot thy buwnt offewings in 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace that t-thou (＾• ω •＾) *blushes* s-seest: 12:14 But in t-the pwace which t-the WOWD 
shaww choose in onye of thy t-twibes, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-thou shawt offew thy buwnt 
offewings, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I command thee. 

1-12:15 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-thou mayest kiww and e-eat fwesh in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy gates, 
whatsoevew thy souw w-wusteth aftew, a-accowding to t-the bwessing of t-the 
WOWD thy God which he hath given t-thee: t-the uncwean and t-the cwean may 
e-eat t-theweof, as of t-the woebuck, and as of t-the h-hawt. 

12:16 Onwy ye shaww nyot e-eat t-the bwood; ye shaww p-pouw it upon t-the eawth 
as watew. 

12:17 T-Thou mayest nyot e-eat within thy gates t-the tithe of thy cown, ow 
of thy winye, ow of thy oiw, ow t-the f-fiwstwings of thy hewds ow of thy 
f-fwock, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any of thy vows which t-thou vowest, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy fweewiww 
offewings, ow heave offewing of thinye hand: (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 But t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must e-eat 
t-them befowe t-the WOWD thy God in t-the pwace which t-the WOWD thy God shaww 
choose, thou, and thy son, and thy d-daughtew, and thy mansewvant, and 
thy maidsewvant, and t-the Wevite that is within thy (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: and t-thou 
shawt wejoice befowe t-the WOWD thy God in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou puttest thinye 
h-hands unto. 

12:19 Take heed to t-thysewf that t-thou fowsake nyot t-the Wevite as wong as 
t-thou wivest upon t-the eawth. 

12:20 When t-the WOWD thy God shaww enwawge thy bowdew, as he hath 
pwomised thee, and t-thou shawt say, I wiww e-eat f-fwesh, because thy souw 
w-wongeth to e-eat fwesh; t-thou mayest e-eat f-fwesh, whatsoevew thy souw 
w-wusteth a-aftew. 

1-12:21 If t-the pwace which t-the WOWD thy God hath chosen to put his nyame 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be too faw fwom thee, t-then t-thou shawt kiww of thy hewd and of 
thy f-fwock, which t-the WOWD hath given thee, as I have commanded thee, 
and t-thou shawt e-eat in thy gates whatsoevew thy souw w-wusteth a-aftew. 

12:22 Even as t-the woebuck and t-the h-hawt is eaten, so t-thou shawt e-eat 
(=`ω´=) t-them: t-the uncwean and t-the cwean shaww e-eat of t-them awike. 

12:23 Onwy be suwe that t-thou e-eat nyot t-the b-bwood: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is t-the 
wife; and t-thou mayest nyot e-eat t-the wife with t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

12:24 T-Thou shawt nyot e-eat it; t-thou shawt p-pouw it upon t-the eawth as 
watew. 

12:25 T-Thou shawt nyot e-eat it; that it may go w-weww with thee, and with 
thy chiwdwen aftew thee, when t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wight in t-the 
sight of t-the WOWD. 

12:26 Onwy thy h-howy things which t-thou h-hast, and thy vows, t-thou shawt 
take, and go u-unto t-the pwace which t-the WOWD shaww choose: 12:27 And 
t-thou shawt offew thy buwnt offewings, t-the fwesh and t-the bwood, upon 
t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD thy G-God: and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of thy s-sacwifices shaww 
be pouwed out upon t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD thy G-God, and t-thou shawt e-eat 
t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

12:28 Obsewve and h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds which I command thee, that it 
may go w-weww with thee, and with thy chiwdwen aftew thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, when 
t-thou doest that which is g-good and wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD thy 
God. 

12:29 When t-the WOWD thy God shaww cut off t-the nyations fwom befowe 
thee, whithew t-thou goest to possess t-them, and t-thou s-succeedest t-them, 
and dwewwest in theiw wand; 12:30 Take heed to t-thysewf that t-thou be 
nyot snyawed by fowwowing t-them, aftew that they be destwoyed fwom befowe 
thee; and that t-thou enquiwe nyot aftew theiw gods, s-saying, How did 
these nyations sewve theiw g-gods? even so wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do wikewise. 

12:31 T-Thou shawt nyot (^-^*)/ d-do so u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
a-abominyation to t-the WOWD, which he hateth, have they donye u-unto theiw 
gods; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow even theiw sons and theiw daughtews they have buwnt in t-the 
fiwe to theiw gods. 

12:32 What t-thing soevew I command y-you, o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do i-it: t-thou shawt 
nyot a-add t-theweto, (=`ω´=) n-nyow diminyish fwom it. 

13:1 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a-awise among you a pwophet, ow a dweamew of dweams, and 
giveth thee a (*´▽`*) s-sign ow a w-wondew, 13:2 And t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign ow t-the wondew come 
to pass, wheweof he spake u-unto thee, s-saying, Wet us go aftew othew 
gods, which t-thou hast nyot (≧◡≦) k-knyown, and wet us sewve t-them; 13:3 T-Thou 
shawt nyot heawken u-unto t-the w-wowds of that pwophet, ow that dweamew of 
dweams: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw God p-pwoveth y-you, to knyow whethew ye wove t-the 
WOWD youw God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw heawt and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw souw. 

13:4 Ye shaww wawk aftew t-the WOWD youw G-God, and f-feaw him, and keep his 
commandments, and obey his voice, and ye shaww sewve him, and cweave 
u-unto h-him. 

13:5 And that pwophet, ow that dweamew of dweams, shaww be put to 
death; because he hath spoken to tuwn you away fwom t-the WOWD youw G-God, 
which b-bwought you out of t-the wand of Egypt, and wedeemed you out of 
t-the house of bondage, to thwust thee out of t-the w-way which t-the WOWD thy 
God commanded thee to wawk in. S-So shawt t-thou put t-the eviw away fwom 
t-the m-midst of thee. 

13:6 If thy bwothew, t-the son of thy mothew, ow thy son, ow thy 
d-daughtew, ow t-the wife of thy bosom, ow thy fwiend, which is as thinye 
own s-souw, entice thee s-secwetwy, s-saying, Wet us go and sewve othew 
gods, which t-thou hast nyot (≧◡≦) k-knyown, thou, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy fathews; 13:7 ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *blushes* N-Nyamewy, 
of t-the gods of t-the peopwe which awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about y-you, nyigh u-unto thee, 
ow faw off fwom thee, fwom t-the onye end of t-the eawth even u-unto t-the 
othew end of t-the eawth; 13:8 T-Thou shawt nyot consent u-unto him, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
heawken u-unto h-him; nyeithew shaww thinye eye p-pity him, nyeithew shawt t-thou 
spawe, nyeithew shawt t-thou conceaw him: 13:9 But t-thou shawt suwewy kiww 
h-him; thinye hand shaww be fiwst upon him to put him to d-death, and 
a-aftewwawds t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. 

1-13:10 And t-thou shawt stonye him with stonyes, that he die; because he 
hath sought to thwust thee away fwom t-the WOWD thy G-God, which b-bwought 
thee out of t-the wand of Egypt, fwom t-the house of bondage. 

1-13:11 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew shaww h-heaw, and feaw, and shaww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo mowe any 
such w-wickednyess as this is among you. 

13:12 If t-thou shawt h-heaw say in onye of thy cities, which t-the WOWD thy 
God hath given thee to dweww thewe, s-saying, 13:13 Cewtain men, t-the 
chiwdwen of Bewiaw, awe gonye out fwom among y-you, and have withdwawn 
t-the i-inhabitants of theiw city, s-saying, Wet us go and sewve othew gods, 
which ye have nyot k-knyown; 13:14 T-Then shawt t-thou e-enquiwe, and make 
(＾• ω •＾) s-seawch, and ask diwigentwy; and, b-behowd, if it be twuth, and t-the t-thing 
cewtain, that such a-abominyation is wwought among you; 13:15 T-Thou shawt 
suwewy smite t-the i-inhabitants of that city with t-the edge of t-the swowd, 
destwoying it uttewwy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein, and t-the cattwe 
t-theweof, with t-the edge of t-the swowd. 

1-13:16 And t-thou shawt gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the spoiw of it into t-the m-midst of t-the 
stweet t-theweof, and shawt buwn with fiwe t-the city, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the spoiw 
theweof {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whit, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy G-God: and it shaww be an heap (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; it shaww nyot be b-buiwt again. 

13:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww cweave nyought of t-the cuwsed t-thing to thinye hand: 
that t-the WOWD may tuwn fwom t-the fiewcenyess of his angew, and s-shew thee 
m-mewcy, and have compassion upon thee, and m-muwtipwy thee, as he hath 
swown u-unto thy fathews; 13:18 When t-thou shawt heawken to t-the voice of 
t-the WOWD thy G-God, to keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-commandments which I command thee 
this day, to (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wight in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD thy God. 

14:1 Ye awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the WOWD youw G-God: ye shaww nyot cut 
youwsewves, (=`ω´=) n-nyow make any bawdnyess b-between youw eyes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead. 

14:2 Fow t-thou awt an h-howy peopwe u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, and t-the WOWD 
hath chosen thee to be a pecuwiaw peopwe u-unto himsewf, a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
nyations that awe upon t-the eawth. 

14:3 T-Thou shawt nyot e-eat any abominyabwe thing. 

14:4 These awe t-the b-beasts which ye shaww eat: t-the ox, t-the sheep, and 
t-the goat, 1-14:5 The hawt, and t-the woebuck, and t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *looks at you* f-fawwow deew, and t-the 
wiwd goat, and t-the pygawg, and t-the wiwd ox, and t-the chamois. 

14:6 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast that pawteth t-the h-hoof, and cweaveth t-the c-cweft 
into two cwaws, and c-cheweth t-the c-cud among t-the beasts, that ye shaww 
eat. 

14:7 Nyevewthewess these ye shaww nyot e-eat of t-them that chew t-the cud, ow 
of t-them that divide t-the cwoven hoof; as t-the camew, and t-the h-hawe, and 
t-the conyey: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they chew t-the cud, but divide nyot t-the hoof; thewefowe 
they awe uncwean u-unto you. 

14:8 And t-the s-swinye, because it divideth t-the h-hoof, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet c-cheweth nyot t-the 
cud, it is uncwean u-unto you: ye shaww nyot e-eat of theiw f-fwesh, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
touch theiw dead cawcase. 

14:9 These ye shaww e-eat of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in t-the watews: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that have 
fins and scawes shaww ye eat: 14:10 And whatsoevew hath nyot fins and 
scawes ye may nyot eat; it is uncwean u-unto you. 

14:11 O-Of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cwean biwds ye shaww eat. 

1-14:12 But these awe they of which ye shaww nyot eat: t-the eagwe, and t-the 
ossifwage, and t-the ospway, 14:13 And t-the gwede, and t-the k-kite, and t-the 
vuwtuwe aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 14:14 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy waven aftew his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 1-14:15 
And t-the oww, and t-the nyight hawk, and t-the cuckow, and t-the h-hawk aftew 
his (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, 14:16 The ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe oww, and t-the gweat oww, and t-the s-swan, 14:17 
And t-the pewican, and t-the giew eagwe, and t-the cowmowant, (x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And t-the 
stowk, and t-the hewon aftew hew (＾• ω •＾) k-kind, and t-the wapwing, and t-the bat. 

1-14:19 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-cweeping t-thing that f-fwieth is uncwean u-unto you: they 
shaww nyot be e-eaten. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 But of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cwean f-fowws ye may eat. 

1-14:21 Ye shaww nyot e-eat of anything that dieth of itsewf: t-thou shawt 
g-give it u-unto t-the stwangew that is in thy gates, that he may e-eat it; ow 
t-thou mayest seww it u-unto an a-awien: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt an h-howy peopwe u-unto 
t-the WOWD thy God. 

T-Thou shawt nyot seethe a kid in his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's miwk. 

14:22 T-Thou shawt t-twuwy tithe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the incwease of thy seed, that t-the 
fiewd bwingeth fowth yeaw by y-yeaw. 

14:23 And t-thou shawt e-eat befowe t-the WOWD thy G-God, in t-the pwace which 
he shaww choose to pwace his nyame thewe, t-the tithe of thy cown, of thy 
winye, and of thinye oiw, and t-the f-fiwstwings of thy hewds and of thy 
f-fwocks; that t-thou mayest weawn to f-feaw t-the WOWD thy God awways. 

14:24 And if t-the w-way be too wong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, so that t-thou awt nyot abwe 
to cawwy it; ow if t-the pwace be too faw fwom thee, which t-the WOWD thy 
God shaww choose to s-set his nyame thewe, when t-the WOWD thy God hath 
bwessed t-thee: 14:25 T-Then shawt t-thou tuwn it into monyey, and bind up 
t-the monyey in thinye hand, and shawt go u-unto t-the pwace which t-the WOWD 
thy God shaww choose: 14:26 And t-thou shawt bestow that monyey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
whatsoevew thy souw w-wusteth aftew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow oxen, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sheep, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
winye, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwong dwink, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whatsoevew thy souw desiweth: and 
t-thou shawt e-eat (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe t-the WOWD thy G-God, and t-thou shawt wejoice, 
thou, and thinye h-househowd, 14:27 And t-the Wevite that is within thy 
gates; t-thou shawt nyot fowsake h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath nyo pawt (=`ω´=) n-nyow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance 
with thee. 

14:28 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the end of thwee yeaws t-thou shawt bwing fowth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tithe 
of thinye incwease t-the same y-yeaw, and shawt way it up within thy (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: 
14:29 And t-the Wevite, (because he hath nyo pawt (=`ω´=) n-nyow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance with 
t-thee,) and t-the s-stwangew, and t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and t-the widow, which awe 
within thy gates, shaww come, and shaww e-eat and be satisfied; that t-the 
WOWD thy God may bwess thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of thinye hand which t-thou 
doest. 

15:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the end of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy seven yeaws t-thou shawt make a wewease. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And this is t-the m-mannyew of t-the wewease: Evewy c-cweditow that 
wendeth ought u-unto his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw shaww wewease it; he shaww nyot exact 
it of his nyeighbouw, ow of his bwothew; because it is cawwed t-the 
WOWD's wewease. 

1-15:3 O-Of a foweignyew t-thou mayest exact it ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: but that which is 
thinye with thy b-bwothew thinye hand shaww wewease; :3 1-15:4 Save when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be nyo poow among you; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD shaww gweatwy bwess thee in 
t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to 
possess i-it: 1-15:5 Onwy if t-thou cawefuwwy heawken u-unto t-the voice of t-the 
WOWD thy G-God, to o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these c-commandments which I command 
thee this d-day. 

15:6 Fow t-the WOWD thy God bwesseth thee, as he pwomised t-thee: and t-thou 
shawt wend u-unto many n-nyations, but t-thou shawt nyot bowwow; and t-thou 
shawt weign o-ovew many n-nyations, but they shaww nyot weign o-ovew thee. 

15:7 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be among you a poow man of onye of thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen within 
any of thy gates in thy wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee, t-thou 
shawt nyot hawden thinye heawt, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-shut thinye hand fwom thy poow 
bwothew: 15:8 But t-thou shawt open thinye hand wide u-unto him, and shawt 
suwewy wend him sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyeed, in that which he wanteth. 

15:9 Bewawe that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyot a thought in thy wicked heawt, s-saying, 
The seventh y-yeaw, t-the yeaw of wewease, is a-at hand; and thinye eye be 
eviw against thy poow bwothew, and t-thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest him nyought; and he (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy 
u-unto t-the WOWD against thee, and it be sin u-unto thee. 

15:10 T-Thou shawt suwewy g-give him, and thinye heawt shaww nyot be g-gwieved 
when t-thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest u-unto him: because that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this t-thing t-the WOWD thy 
God shaww bwess thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wowks, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou puttest 
thinye hand unto. 

15:11 Fow t-the poow shaww nyevew cease out of t-the wand: thewefowe I 
command thee, s-saying, T-Thou shawt open thinye hand wide u-unto thy 
bwothew, to thy poow, and to thy nyeedy, in thy wand. 

15:12 And if thy bwothew, an H-Hebwew ^.^ m-man, ow an H-Hebwew woman, be sowd 
u-unto thee, and sewve thee six yeaws; t-then in t-the seventh yeaw t-thou 
shawt wet him go fwee fwom thee. 

1-15:13 And when t-thou s-sendest him out fwee fwom thee, t-thou shawt nyot wet 
him go away empty: 15:14 T-Thou shawt fuwnyish him wibewawwy out of thy 
f-fwock, and out of thy f-fwoow, and out of thy winyepwess: of that 
whewewith t-the WOWD thy God hath bwessed thee t-thou shawt g-give u-unto h-him. 

15:15 And t-thou shawt (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that t-thou wast a bondman in t-the wand of 
Egypt, and t-the WOWD thy God wedeemed t-thee: thewefowe I command thee 
this t-thing to d-day. 

15:16 And it shaww be, if he say u-unto thee, I wiww nyot go away fwom 
thee; because he woveth thee and thinye h-house, because he is w-weww with 
thee; 15:17 T-Then t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take an auw, and thwust it thwough his eaw 
u-unto t-the d-doow, and he shaww be thy sewvant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. And awso u-unto thy 
maidsewvant t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do wikewise. 

15:18 I-It shaww nyot seem hawd u-unto thee, when t-thou s-sendest him away 
fwee fwom thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath b-been wowth a d-doubwe h-hiwed sewvant to thee, 
in sewving thee six yeaws: and t-the WOWD thy God shaww bwess thee in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou doest. 

1-15:19 Aww t-the fiwstwing mawes that come of thy hewd and of thy fwock 
t-thou shawt sanctify u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God: t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wowk with 
t-the fiwstwing of thy buwwock, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sheaw t-the fiwstwing of thy sheep. 

1-15:20 T-Thou shawt e-eat it befowe t-the WOWD thy God yeaw by yeaw in t-the 
pwace which t-the WOWD shaww choose, t-thou and thy househowd. 

15:21 And if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish thewein, as if it be wame, ow bwind, 
ow have any iww bwemish, t-thou shawt nyot sacwifice it u-unto t-the WOWD thy 
God. 

15:22 T-Thou shawt e-eat it within thy (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: t-the uncwean and t-the cwean 
pewson shaww e-eat it awike, as t-the woebuck, and as t-the h-hawt. 

1-15:23 Onwy t-thou shawt nyot e-eat t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood t-theweof; t-thou shawt p-pouw it 
upon t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound as watew. 

16:1 Obsewve t-the month of ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ A-Abib, and keep t-the passovew u-unto t-the WOWD 
thy G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the month of Abib t-the WOWD thy God b-bwought thee fowth 
out of Egypt by nyight. 

16:2 T-Thou shawt thewefowe sacwifice t-the passovew u-unto t-the WOWD thy 
G-God, of t-the fwock and t-the hewd, in t-the pwace which t-the WOWD shaww 
choose to pwace his nyame thewe. 

16:3 T-Thou shawt e-eat nyo weavenyed bwead with it; seven days shawt t-thou 
e-eat unweavenyed bwead thewewith, even t-the bwead of a-affwiction; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou 
camest fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt in haste: that t-thou mayest 
(　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the day when t-thou camest fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the days of thy wife. 

16:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo weavenyed bwead s-seen with thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
coast seven days; nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any t-thing of t-the f-fwesh, which 
t-thou s-sacwificedst t-the fiwst day a-at e-even, wemain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight untiw t-the 
mownying. 

16:5 T-Thou mayest nyot sacwifice t-the passovew within any of thy gates, 
which t-the WOWD thy God giveth t-thee: 1-16:6 But a-at t-the pwace which t-the 
WOWD thy God shaww choose to pwace his nyame in, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-thou shawt 
sacwifice t-the passovew a-at e-even, a-at t-the g-going down of t-the sun, a-at t-the 
season that t-thou camest fowth out of Egypt. 

16:7 And t-thou shawt woast and e-eat it in t-the pwace which t-the WOWD thy 
God shaww choose: and t-thou shawt tuwn in t-the m-mownying, and go u-unto thy 
tents. 

16:8 S-Six days t-thou shawt e-eat unweavenyed bwead: and on t-the seventh day 
shaww be a sowemn assembwy to t-the WOWD thy G-God: t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wowk 
thewein. 

1-16:9 Seven w-weeks shawt t-thou (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew u-unto t-thee: b-begin to (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-the 
seven w-weeks fwom such time as t-thou beginnyest to put t-the sickwe to t-the 
cown. 

1-16:10 And t-thou shawt keep t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of w-weeks u-unto t-the WOWD thy God 
with a (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute of a fweewiww offewing of thinye hand, which t-thou shawt 
g-give u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, a-accowding as t-the WOWD thy God hath bwessed 
t-thee: 16:11 And t-thou shawt wejoice befowe t-the WOWD thy G-God, thou, and 
thy son, and thy d-daughtew, and thy mansewvant, and thy maidsewvant, 
and t-the Wevite that is within thy gates, and t-the s-stwangew, and t-the 
(=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and t-the widow, that awe among y-you, in t-the pwace which t-the 
WOWD thy God hath chosen to pwace his nyame thewe. 

1-16:12 And t-thou shawt (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that t-thou wast a bondman in Egypt: and 
t-thou shawt o-obsewve and (^-^*)/ d-do these statutes. 

16:13 T-Thou shawt o-obsewve t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes seven days, aftew 
that t-thou hast gathewed in thy cown and thy winye: 1-16:14 And t-thou shawt 
wejoice in thy f-feast, thou, and thy son, and thy d-daughtew, and thy 
mansewvant, and thy maidsewvant, and t-the Wevite, t-the s-stwangew, and t-the 
(=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and t-the widow, that awe within thy gates. 

xDD 1-16:15 Seven days shawt t-thou keep a sowemn (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto t-the WOWD thy God 
in t-the pwace which t-the WOWD shaww choose: because t-the WOWD thy God 
shaww bwess thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye incwease, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks of thinye 
hands, thewefowe t-thou shawt suwewy wejoice. 

16:16 Thwee times in a yeaw shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy mawes appeaw befowe t-the WOWD 
thy God in t-the pwace which he shaww choose; in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed 
bwead, and in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of w-weeks, and in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-tabewnyacwes: and 
they shaww nyot appeaw befowe t-the WOWD empty: 1-16:17 Evewy man shaww 
g-give as he is abwe, a-accowding to t-the bwessing of t-the WOWD thy God 
which he hath given thee. 

1-16:18 Judges and officews shawt t-thou make thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy gates, which 
t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout thy twibes: and they shaww 
j-judge t-the peopwe with just judgment. 

16:19 T-Thou shawt nyot wwest judgment; t-thou shawt nyot wespect p-pewsons, 
nyeithew o(>ω<)o t-take a g-gift: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gift doth bwind t-the eyes of t-the w-wise, and 
pewvewt t-the w-wowds of t-the wighteous. 

16:20 That which is awtogethew just shawt t-thou fowwow, that t-thou 
mayest wive, and i-inhewit t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee. 

16:21 T-Thou shawt nyot pwant thee a gwove of any twees (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto t-the 
awtaw of t-the WOWD thy G-God, which t-thou shawt make thee. 

16:22 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou s-set thee up any image; which t-the WOWD thy God 
hateth. 

17:1 T-Thou shawt nyot sacwifice u-unto t-the WOWD thy God any buwwock, ow 
sheep, whewein is bwemish, ow any eviwfavouwednyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is an 
a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD thy God. 

17:2 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be f-found among y-you, within any of thy gates which t-the 
WOWD thy God giveth thee, man ow woman, that hath wwought w-wickednyess 
in t-the sight of t-the WOWD thy G-God, in twansgwessing his c-covenyant, 17:3 
And hath gonye and sewved othew gods, and w-wowshipped t-them, eithew t-the 
sun, ow moon, ow any of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, which I have nyot 
commanded; 17:4 And it be towd thee, and t-thou hast heawd of it, and 
enquiwed diwigentwy, and, b-behowd, it be twue, and t-the t-thing cewtain, 
that such a-abominyation is wwought in Iswaew: 17:5 T-Then shawt t-thou bwing 
fowth that man ow that woman, which have committed that wicked thing, 
u-unto thy gates, even that man ow that woman, and shawt stonye t-them with 
stonyes, tiww they die. 

17:6 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the mouth of two witnyesses, ow thwee witnyesses, shaww he that 
is wowthy of death be put to death; but a-at t-the mouth of onye witnyess he 
shaww nyot be put to death. 

17:7 The h-hands of t-the witnyesses shaww be fiwst upon him to put him to 
d-death, and aftewwawd t-the h-hands of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. S-So t-thou shawt put 
t-the eviw away fwom among you. 

1-17:8 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a-awise a mattew too hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee in j-judgment, b-between 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood and bwood, b-between pwea and pwea, and b-between stwoke and stwoke, 
being mattews of contwovewsy within thy (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: t-then shawt t-thou a-awise, 
and get thee up into t-the pwace which t-the WOWD thy God shaww choose; 
17:9 And t-thou shawt come u-unto t-the pwiests t-the W-Wevites, and u-unto t-the 
j-judge that shaww be in those days, and e-enquiwe; and they shaww s-shew 
thee t-the sentence of judgment: 17:10 And t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to 
t-the sentence, which they of that pwace which t-the WOWD shaww choose 
shaww s-shew thee; and t-thou shawt o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
they infowm t-thee: 17:11 Accowding to t-the sentence of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw which 
they shaww t-teach thee, and a-accowding to t-the j-judgment which they shaww 
teww thee, t-thou shawt do: t-thou shawt nyot decwinye fwom t-the sentence 
which they shaww s-shew thee, to t-the wight hand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the weft. 

17:12 And t-the man that wiww (^-^*)/ d-do pwesumptuouswy, and wiww nyot heawken 
u-unto t-the pwiest that standeth to m-minyistew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe t-the WOWD thy 
G-God, ow u-unto t-the judge, even that man shaww die: and t-thou shawt put 
away t-the eviw fwom Iswaew. 

17:13 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww h-heaw, and feaw, and (^-^*)/ d-do nyo mowe 
p-pwesumptuouswy. 

17:14 When t-thou awt come u-unto t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth 
thee, and shawt possess it, and shawt dweww thewein, and shawt say, I 
wiww s-set a king o-ovew me, w-wike as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations that awe about m-me; 
(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 T-Thou shawt in any wise s-set him king o-ovew thee, whom t-the WOWD thy 
God shaww choose: onye fwom among thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen shawt t-thou s-set king o-ovew 
t-thee: t-thou mayest nyot s-set a stwangew o-ovew thee, which is nyot thy 
bwothew. 

17:16 But he shaww nyot m-muwtipwy howses to himsewf, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-cause t-the 
peopwe to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to Egypt, to t-the end that he shouwd m-muwtipwy howses: 
fowasmuch as t-the WOWD hath said u-unto y-you, Ye shaww hencefowth (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
nyo mowe that way. 

17:17 N-Nyeithew shaww he m-muwtipwy wives to himsewf, that his heawt tuwn 
nyot (☆ω☆) a-away: nyeithew shaww he gweatwy m-muwtipwy to himsewf s-siwvew and 
gowd. 

17:18 And it shaww be, when he sitteth upon t-the t-thwonye of his k-kingdom, 
that he shaww wwite him a copy of this (☆▽☆) w-waw in a book out of that which 
is befowe t-the pwiests t-the Wevites: 17:19 And it shaww be with him, and 
he shaww wead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife: that he may weawn to 
f-feaw t-the WOWD his G-God, to keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this (☆▽☆) w-waw and these 
s-statutes, to (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: 17:20 That his heawt be nyot w-wifted up a-above his 
bwethwen, and that he tuwn nyot aside fwom t-the c-commandment, to t-the 
wight hand, ow to t-the weft: to t-the end that he may pwowong his days in 
his k-kingdom, he, and his c-chiwdwen, in t-the m-midst of Iswaew. 

18:1 The pwiests t-the W-Wevites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibe of Wevi, shaww have nyo 
pawt (=`ω´=) n-nyow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance with Iswaew: they shaww e-eat t-the offewings of t-the 
WOWD m-made by f-fiwe, and his inhewitance. 

18:2 Thewefowe shaww they have nyo (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among theiw b-bwethwen: 
t-the WOWD is theiw inhewitance, as he hath said u-unto them. 

18:3 And this shaww be t-the pwiest's d-due fwom t-the p-peopwe, fwom t-them 
that offew a sacwifice, whethew it be (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow sheep; and they shaww g-give 
u-unto t-the pwiest t-the (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and t-the two cheeks, and t-the maw. 

18:4 The fiwstfwuit awso of thy cown, of thy winye, and of thinye oiw, 
and t-the fiwst of t-the f-fweece of thy sheep, shawt t-thou g-give h-him. 

18:5 Fow t-the WOWD thy God hath chosen him out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy t-twibes, to 
stand to m-minyistew in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, him and his sons (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

18:6 And if a Wevite come fwom any of thy gates out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, 
whewe he sojouwnyed, and come with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-desiwe of his mind u-unto t-the 
pwace which t-the WOWD shaww choose; 18:7 T-Then he shaww m-minyistew in t-the 
nyame of t-the WOWD his G-God, as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Wevites do, which 
stand (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe t-the WOWD. 

18:8 They shaww have w-wike powtions to eat, beside that which cometh of 
t-the sawe of his patwimony. 

18:9 When t-thou awt come into t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth 
thee, t-thou shawt nyot weawn to (^-^*)/ d-do aftew t-the abominyations of those 
nyations. 

18:10 Thewe shaww nyot be f-found among you any onye that m-maketh his son 
ow his daughtew to pass thwough t-the f-fiwe, ow that useth d-divinyation, ow 
an obsewvew of times, ow an e-enchantew, ow a witch. 

1-18:11 Ow a chawmew, ow a c-consuwtew with famiwiaw s-spiwits, ow a w-wizawd, 
ow a nyecwomancew. 

18:12 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (^-^*)/ d-do these things awe an a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD: 
and because of these abominyations t-the WOWD thy God doth dwive t-them out 
fwom befowe thee. 

18:13 T-Thou shawt be pewfect with t-the WOWD thy God. 

18:14 Fow these n-nyations, which t-thou shawt possess, heawkenyed u-unto 
obsewvews of times, and u-unto d-divinyews: but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, t-the WOWD thy 
God hath nyot suffewed thee so to do. 

18:15 The WOWD thy God wiww w-waise up u-unto thee a Pwophet fwom t-the 
m-midst of thee, of thy bwethwen, w-wike u-unto m-me; u-unto him ye shaww 
heawken; 18:16 Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou desiwedst of t-the WOWD thy 
God in Howeb in t-the day of t-the assembwy, s-saying, Wet m-me nyot h-heaw again 
t-the voice of t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, nyeithew wet m-me s-see this gweat fiwe any 
m-mowe, that I die n-nyot. 

18:17 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, They have w-weww spoken that which they 
have spoken. 

18:18 I wiww w-waise t-them up a Pwophet fwom among theiw bwethwen, w-wike 
u-unto thee, and wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds in his mouth; and he shaww speak u-unto 
t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I shaww command h-him. 

18:19 And it shaww come to pass, that w-whosoevew wiww nyot heawken u-unto 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds which he shaww speak in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, I wiww wequiwe it of h-him. 

18:20 But t-the pwophet, which shaww p-pwesume to speak a wowd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, 
which I have nyot commanded him to speak, ow that shaww speak in t-the 
nyame of othew gods, even that pwophet shaww die. 

1-18:21 And if t-thou say in thinye heawt, How shaww we knyow t-the wowd which 
t-the WOWD hath nyot o(>< )o s-spoken? 18:22 When a pwophet s-speaketh in t-the nyame 
of t-the WOWD, if t-the t-thing fowwow nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow come to pass, that is t-the 
t-thing which t-the WOWD hath nyot spoken, but t-the pwophet hath spoken it 
pwesumptuouswy: t-thou shawt nyot be afwaid of h-him. 

19:1 When t-the WOWD thy God hath cut off t-the n-nyations, whose wand t-the 
WOWD thy God giveth thee, and t-thou s-succeedest t-them, and dwewwest in 
theiw cities, and in theiw houses; 19:2 T-Thou shawt sepawate thwee 
c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee in t-the m-midst of thy wand, which t-the WOWD thy God 
giveth thee to possess it. 

19:3 T-Thou shawt p-pwepawe thee a way, and divide t-the coasts of thy wand, 
which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee to inhewit, into thwee pawts, that 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy swayew may fwee thithew. 

19:4 And this is t-the case of t-the swayew, which shaww fwee thithew, 
that he may w-wive: Whoso kiwweth his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw ignyowantwy, whom he 
hated nyot in time past; 19:5 As when a man goeth into t-the w-wood with 
his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw to hew wood, and his hand fetcheth a stwoke with t-the a-axe 
to cut down t-the twee, and t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head swippeth fwom t-the h-hewve, and 
wighteth upon his nyeighbouw, that he die; he shaww fwee u-unto onye of 
those cities, and w-wive: 1-19:6 West t-the avengew of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood puwsue t-the 
swayew, whiwe his heawt is hot, and (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake him, because t-the w-way is 
w-wong, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway h-him; w-wheweas he w-was nyot wowthy of d-death, i-inyasmuch as he 
hated him nyot in time past. 

19:7 Whewefowe I command thee, s-saying, T-Thou shawt sepawate thwee 
c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. 

19:8 And if t-the WOWD thy God enwawge thy coast, as he hath swown u-unto 
thy fathews, and g-give thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand which he pwomised to g-give u-unto 
thy fathews; 19:9 If t-thou shawt keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these c-commandments to (^-^*)/ d-do 
t-them, which I command thee this day, to wove t-the WOWD thy G-God, and to 
wawk e-evew in his w-ways; t-then shawt t-thou a-add thwee c-cities mowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, 
beside these t-thwee: 19:10 That innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be nyot shed in thy wand, 
which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, and so ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be 
upon thee. 

1-19:11 But if any man hate his nyeighbouw, and w-wie in wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and 
(☆ω☆) w-wise up against him, and smite him m-mowtawwy that he die, and fweeth 
into onye of these cities: (o^ ^o) 1-19:12 T-Then t-the ewdews of his city shaww send 
and fetch him thence, and d-dewivew him into t-the hand of t-the avengew of 
bwood, that he may die. 

19:13 T-Thinye eye shaww nyot p-pity him, but t-thou shawt put away t-the g-guiwt 
of innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood fwom I-Iswaew, that it may go w-weww with thee. 

19:14 T-Thou shawt nyot w-wemove thy nyeighbouw's wandmawk, which they of 
o-owd time have s-set in thinye inhewitance, which t-thou shawt i-inhewit in 
t-the wand that t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee to possess it. 

19:15 Onye witnyess shaww nyot (☆ω☆) w-wise up against a man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any inyiquity, ow 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any sin, in any sin that he sinnyeth: a-at t-the mouth of two 
witnyesses, ow a-at t-the mouth of thwee witnyesses, shaww t-the mattew be 
estabwished. 

19:16 If a f-fawse witnyess (☆ω☆) w-wise up against any man to t-testify against 
him that which is wwong; 19:17 T-Then both t-the men, b-between whom t-the 
contwovewsy is, shaww stand befowe t-the WOWD, befowe t-the pwiests and 
t-the judges, which shaww be in those days; 19:18 And t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges shaww 
make d-diwigent inquisition: and, b-behowd, if t-the witnyess be a f-fawse 
witnyess, and hath testified fawsewy against his bwothew; 19:19 T-Then 
shaww ye (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto him, as he h-had thought to have donye u-unto his bwothew: 
so shawt t-thou put t-the eviw away fwom among you. 

19:20 And those which wemain shaww h-heaw, and feaw, and shaww 
hencefowth commit nyo mowe any such eviw among you. 

19:21 And thinye eye shaww nyot p-pity; but wife shaww go (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wife, eye 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eye, tooth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow tooth, hand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hand, foot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow foot. 

20:1 When t-thou goest out to battwe against thinye >_> e-enyemies, and seest 
howses, and c-chawiots, and a peopwe mowe than thou, be nyot afwaid of 
(=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy God is with thee, which b-bwought thee up out of 
t-the wand of Egypt. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And it shaww be, when ye awe come nyigh u-unto t-the battwe, that t-the 
pwiest shaww appwoach and speak u-unto t-the p-peopwe, 20:3 And shaww say 
u-unto t-them, Heaw, O-O I-Iswaew, ye appwoach this day u-unto battwe against 
youw e-enyemies: wet nyot youw (x_x)V h-heawts faint, f-feaw nyot, and (^-^*)/ d-do nyot twembwe, 
nyeithew be ye tewwified because of t-them; 20:4 Fow t-the WOWD youw God is 
he that goeth with y-you, to fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you against youw >_> e-enyemies, to s-save 
you. 

20:5 And t-the officews shaww speak u-unto t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, What man is 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe that hath b-buiwt a nyew h-house, and hath nyot dedicated it? wet him 
go and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to his h-house, west he die in t-the battwe, and anyothew man 
dedicate it. 

20:6 And what man is he that hath pwanted a v-vinyeyawd, and hath nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
eaten of it? wet him awso go and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto his h-house, west he die in 
t-the battwe, and anyothew man e-eat of it. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And what man is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe that hath betwothed a wife, and hath nyot 
taken h-hew? wet him go and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto his h-house, west he die in t-the 
battwe, and anyothew man o(>ω<)o t-take hew. 

20:8 And t-the officews shaww speak f-fuwthew u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and they 
shaww say, What man is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe that is feawfuw and faintheawted? wet him 
go and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto his h-house, west his b-bwethwen's heawt f-faint as w-weww 
as his heawt. 

20:9 And it shaww be, when t-the officews have m-made an end of speaking 
u-unto t-the peopwe that they shaww make captains of t-the awmies to wead 
t-the peopwe. 

20:10 When t-thou comest nyigh u-unto a city to fight against it, t-then 
pwocwaim peace u-unto it. 

2-20:11 And it shaww be, if it make thee answew of p-peace, and open u-unto 
thee, t-then it shaww be, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that is f-found (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein 
shaww be twibutawies u-unto thee, and they shaww sewve thee. 

2-20:12 And if it wiww make nyo peace with thee, but wiww make waw 
against thee, t-then t-thou shawt (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege i-it: 2-20:13 And when t-the WOWD thy 
God hath dewivewed it into thinye hands, t-thou shawt smite {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe 
theweof with t-the edge of t-the (--_--) s-swowd: 2-20:14 But t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and t-the 
ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and t-the cattwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in t-the city, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
spoiw t-theweof, shawt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto t-thysewf; and t-thou shawt e-eat t-the 
spoiw of thinye >_> e-enyemies, which t-the WOWD thy God hath given thee. 

2-20:15 T-Thus shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities which awe vewy faw off 
fwom thee, which awe nyot of t-the c-cities of these nyations. 

20:16 But of t-the c-cities of these p-peopwe, which t-the WOWD thy God doth 
g-give thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, t-thou shawt s-save a-awive nyothing that 
bweatheth: 2-20:17 But t-thou shawt u-uttewwy d-destwoy t-them; nyamewy, t-the 
Hittites, and t-the A-Amowites, t-the Canyaanyites, and t-the Pewizzites, t-the 
Hivites, and t-the Jebusites; as t-the WOWD thy God hath commanded t-thee: 
20:18 That they t-teach you nyot to (^-^*)/ d-do aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw abominyations, 
which they have donye u-unto theiw gods; so shouwd ye sin against t-the 
WOWD youw God. 

2-20:19 When t-thou shawt (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege a city a wong time, in making waw 
against it to o(>ω<)o t-take it, t-thou shawt nyot d-destwoy t-the twees theweof by 
fowcing an a-axe against (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou mayest e-eat of t-them, and t-thou 
shawt nyot cut t-them down (fow t-the twee of t-the fiewd is man's w-wife) to 
empwoy t-them in t-the siege: 20:20 Onwy t-the twees which t-thou k-knyowest that 
they be nyot twees (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-meat, t-thou shawt d-destwoy and cut t-them down; and 
t-thou shawt buiwd buwwawks against t-the city that m-maketh waw with thee, 
untiw it be s-subdued. 

21:1 If onye be f-found s-swain in t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth 
thee to possess it, wying in t-the fiewd, and it be nyot knyown who hath 
s-swain him: 21:2 T-Then thy ewdews and thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges shaww come fowth, and 
they shaww measuwe u-unto t-the c-cities which awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him that is 
swain: 21:3 And it shaww be, that t-the city which is nyext u-unto t-the 
s-swain ^.^ m-man, even t-the ewdews of that city shaww o(>ω<)o t-take an heifew, which 
hath nyot b-been wwought with, and which hath nyot dwawn in t-the yoke; 21:4 
And t-the ewdews of that city shaww bwing down t-the heifew u-unto a wough 
vawwey, which is nyeithew eawed (=`ω´=) n-nyow sown, and shaww stwike off t-the 
heifew's nyeck (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the vawwey: 21:5 And t-the pwiests t-the sons of 
Wevi shaww come n-nyeaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them t-the WOWD thy God hath chosen to 
m-minyistew u-unto him, and to bwess in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD; and by theiw 
wowd shaww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy contwovewsy and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stwoke be twied: 2-21:6 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the ewdews of that city, that awe nyext u-unto t-the s-swain ^.^ m-man, shaww w-wash 
theiw h-hands o-ovew t-the heifew that is beheaded in t-the vawwey: 21:7 And 
they shaww answew and say, O-Ouw h-hands have nyot shed this bwood, nyeithew 
have ouw eyes s-seen it. 

21:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be m-mewcifuw, O-O WOWD, u-unto thy peopwe I-Iswaew, whom t-thou hast 
wedeemed, and way nyot innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood u-unto thy peopwe of Iswaew's 
chawge. And t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be fowgiven them. 

21:9 S-So shawt t-thou put away t-the g-guiwt of innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood fwom among 
y-you, when t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD. 

21:10 When t-thou goest fowth to waw against thinye >_> e-enyemies, and t-the WOWD 
thy God hath dewivewed t-them into thinye hands, and t-thou hast taken t-them 
captive, 21:11 And seest among t-the captives a beautifuw woman, and 
hast a d-desiwe u-unto hew, that t-thou wouwdest have hew to thy wife; 21:12 
T-Then t-thou shawt bwing hew home to thinye h-house, and she shaww shave hew 
head, and x3 p-pawe hew (o_O) n-nyaiws; 2-21:13 And she shaww put t-the waiment of hew 
captivity fwom off hew, and shaww wemain in thinye h-house, and b-bewaiw 
hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew and hew mothew a f-fuww (o_O) m-month: and aftew that t-thou shawt go 
in u-unto hew, and be hew husband, and she shaww be thy wife. 

21:14 And it shaww be, if t-thou have nyo dewight in hew, t-then t-thou shawt 
wet hew go whithew she w-wiww; but t-thou shawt nyot seww hew a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
monyey, t-thou shawt nyot make mewchandise of hew, because t-thou hast 
humbwed hew. 

2-21:15 If a man have two wives, onye bewoved, and anyothew hated, and 
they have bown him c-chiwdwen, both t-the bewoved and t-the hated; and if 
t-the fiwstbown son be h-hews that w-was hated: 21:16 T-Then it shaww be, when 
he m-maketh his sons to i-inhewit that which he h-hath, that he may nyot make 
t-the son of t-the bewoved fiwstbown befowe t-the son of t-the hated, which is 
indeed t-the fiwstbown: 21:17 But he shaww acknyowwedge t-the son of t-the 
hated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fiwstbown, by giving him a d-doubwe powtion of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he 
hath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is t-the beginnying of his stwength; t-the wight of t-the 
fiwstbown is his. 

2-21:18 If a man have a stubbown and webewwious son, which wiww nyot obey 
t-the voice of his fathew, ow t-the voice of his mothew, and that, when 
they have (o-_-o) c-chastenyed him, wiww nyot heawken u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 2-21:19 T-Then shaww 
his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew way h-howd on him, and bwing him out u-unto t-the 
ewdews of his city, and u-unto t-the gate of his pwace; 21:20 And they 
shaww say u-unto t-the ewdews of his city, This ouw son is stubbown and 
webewwious, he wiww nyot obey ouw v-voice; he is a g-gwutton, and a 
dwunkawd. 

21:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of his city shaww stonye him with stonyes, that he 
die: so shawt t-thou put eviw away fwom among you; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew shaww 
h-heaw, and feaw. 

2-21:22 And if a man have committed a sin wowthy of d-death, and he be to 
be put to d-death, and t-thou h-hang him on a twee: 21:23 His body shaww nyot 
wemain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight upon t-the twee, but t-thou shawt in any wise buwy him 
that >_> d-day; (fow he that is hanged is accuwsed of God;) that thy wand be 
nyot defiwed, which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance. 

22:1 T-Thou shawt nyot s-see thy bwothew's (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow his sheep go astway, and 
hide t-thysewf fwom (=`ω´=) t-them: t-thou shawt in any case bwing t-them again u-unto 
thy bwothew. 

2-22:2 And if thy b-bwothew be nyot nyigh u-unto thee, ow if t-thou knyow him 
nyot, t-then t-thou shawt bwing it u-unto thinye own h-house, and it shaww be 
with thee untiw thy b-bwothew seek aftew it, and t-thou shawt westowe it 
to him again. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 In w-wike m-mannyew shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do with his ass; and so shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do 
with his waiment; and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wost t-thing of thy bwothew's, which he 
hath w-wost, and t-thou hast found, shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do wikewise: t-thou mayest 
nyot hide thysewf. 

22:4 T-Thou shawt nyot s-see thy bwothew's a-ass ow his (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox faww down by t-the 
way, and hide t-thysewf fwom (=`ω´=) t-them: t-thou shawt suwewy hewp him to wift 
t-them up again. 

2-22:5 The woman shaww nyot ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw that which p-pewtainyeth u-unto a ^.^ m-man, 
nyeithew shaww a man put on a woman's g-gawment: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (^-^*)/ d-do so awe 
a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD thy God. 

22:6 If a b-biwd's (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest chance to be befowe thee in t-the w-way in any twee, 
ow on t-the g-gwound, whethew they be young onyes, ow e-eggs, and t-the dam 
sitting upon t-the (O.O) y-young, ow upon t-the e-eggs, t-thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o t-take t-the dam 
with t-the (*´▽`*) y-young: 22:7 But t-thou shawt in any wise wet t-the dam go, and 
o(>ω<)o t-take t-the young to thee; that it may be w-weww with thee, and that t-thou 
mayest pwowong thy days. 

22:8 When t-thou b-buiwdest a nyew h-house, t-then t-thou shawt make a battwement 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy w-woof, that t-thou bwing nyot ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon thinye h-house, if any man 
faww fwom thence. 

22:9 T-Thou shawt nyot sow thy vinyeyawd with divews seeds: west t-the fwuit 
of thy seed which t-thou hast sown, and t-the fwuit of thy v-vinyeyawd, be 
defiwed. 

22:10 T-Thou shawt nyot (✯◡✯) p-pwow with an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox and an a-ass togethew. 

22:11 T-Thou shawt nyot ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw a gawment of divews sowts, as of ╰(▔∀▔)╯ w-woowwen and 
winyen togethew. 

22:12 T-Thou shawt make thee fwinges upon t-the fouw quawtews of thy 
vestuwe, whewewith t-thou covewest thysewf. 

22:13 If any man o(>ω<)o t-take a wife, and go in u-unto hew, and hate hew, 22:14 
And g-give occasions of speech against hew, and bwing up an eviw nyame 
upon hew, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to hew, I f-found 
hew nyot a maid: 22:15 T-Then shaww t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the damsew, and hew 
mothew, o(>ω<)o t-take and bwing fowth t-the tokens of t-the damsew's v-viwginyity u-unto 
t-the ewdews of t-the city in t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: 22:16 And t-the damsew's o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
shaww say u-unto t-the ewdews, I gave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew u-unto this man to wife, 
and he hateth hew; (^人^) 2-22:17 And, wo, he hath given occasions of speech 
against hew, s-saying, I f-found nyot thy daughtew a maid; and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet these 
awe t-the tokens of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew's viwginyity. And they shaww spwead t-the 
cwoth befowe t-the ewdews of t-the city. 

22:18 And t-the ewdews of that city shaww o(>ω<)o t-take that man and chastise 
h-him; 22:19 And they shaww amewce him in an hundwed shekews of s-siwvew, 
and g-give t-them u-unto t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the damsew, because he hath b-bwought 
up an eviw nyame upon a viwgin of Iswaew: and she shaww be his wife; he 
may nyot put hew away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days. 

22:20 But if this t-thing be twue, and t-the tokens of v-viwginyity be nyot 
f-found (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the damsew: 22:21 T-Then they shaww bwing out t-the damsew to 
t-the doow of hew fathew's h-house, and t-the men of hew city shaww stonye 
hew with s-stonyes that she die: because she hath wwought fowwy in 
I-Iswaew, to pway t-the whowe in hew fathew's house: so shawt t-thou put 
eviw away fwom among you. 

2-22:22 If a man be f-found wying with a woman mawwied to an husband, t-then 
they shaww both of t-them die, both t-the man that way with t-the woman, and 
t-the woman: so shawt t-thou put away eviw fwom Iswaew. 

22:23 If a damsew that is a viwgin be betwothed u-unto an husband, and a 
man f-find hew in t-the city, and w-wie with hew; 22:24 T-Then ye shaww bwing 
t-them both out u-unto t-the gate of that city, and ye shaww stonye t-them with 
s-stonyes that they die; t-the damsew, because she cwied nyot, being in t-the 
c-city; and t-the ^.^ m-man, because he hath humbwed his nyeighbouw's wife: so 
t-thou shawt put away eviw fwom among you. 

22:25 But if a man f-find a betwothed damsew in t-the fiewd, and t-the man 
fowce hew, and w-wie with hew: t-then t-the man onwy that way with hew shaww 
die. 

22:26 But u-unto t-the damsew t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is in t-the 
damsew nyo sin wowthy of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as when a man wiseth against his 
nyeighbouw, and (--_--) s-swayeth him, even so is this m-mattew: 22:27 Fow he f-found 
hew in t-the fiewd, and t-the betwothed damsew cwied, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye 
to s-save hew. 

22:28 If a man f-find a damsew that is a viwgin, which is nyot b-betwothed, 
and way h-howd on hew, and w-wie with hew, and they be f-found; 22:29 T-Then 
t-the man that way with hew shaww g-give u-unto t-the damsew's o(>ω<)o f-fathew fifty 
shekews of s-siwvew, and she shaww be his wife; because he hath humbwed 
hew, he may nyot put hew away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days. 

22:30 A-A man shaww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take his fathew's wife, (=`ω´=) n-nyow discovew his 
fathew's s-skiwt. 

23:1 He that is w-wounded in t-the stonyes, ow hath his pwivy membew cut 
off, shaww nyot entew into t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD. 

23:2 A-A b-bastawd shaww nyot entew into t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD; even 
to his (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth genyewation shaww he nyot entew into t-the c-congwegation of 
t-the WOWD. 

23:3 An Ammonyite ow Moabite shaww nyot entew into t-the c-congwegation of 
t-the WOWD; even to theiw (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth genyewation shaww they nyot entew into t-the 
c-congwegation of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 23:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they met you nyot with 
bwead and with w-watew in t-the way, when ye came fowth out of Egypt; and 
because they h-hiwed against thee Bawaam t-the son of Beow of Pethow of 
Mesopotamia, to (O_O;) c-cuwse thee. 

23:5 Nyevewthewess t-the WOWD thy God w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto Bawaam; but 
t-the WOWD thy God (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse into a bwessing u-unto thee, because 
t-the WOWD thy God woved thee. 

23:6 T-Thou shawt nyot seek theiw peace (=`ω´=) n-nyow theiw p-pwospewity (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy days 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

2-23:7 T-Thou shawt nyot abhow an Edomite; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is thy bwothew: t-thou 
shawt nyot abhow an Egyptian; because t-thou wast a stwangew in his wand. 

2-23:8 The chiwdwen that awe begotten of t-them shaww entew into t-the 
c-congwegation of t-the WOWD in theiw thiwd genyewation. 

23:9 When t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host goeth fowth against thinye >_> e-enyemies, t-then keep thee 
fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wicked thing. 

23:10 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be among you any ^.^ m-man, that is nyot cwean by w-weason of 
uncweannyess that chanceth him by nyight, t-then shaww he go a-abwoad out of 
t-the camp, he shaww nyot come within t-the camp: 23:11 But it shaww be, 
when evenying cometh o-on, he shaww w-wash himsewf with watew: and when t-the 
sun is down, he shaww come into t-the camp again. 

23:12 T-Thou shawt have a pwace awso without t-the camp, whithew t-thou 
shawt go fowth abwoad: 2-23:13 And t-thou shawt have a paddwe upon thy 
weapon; and it shaww be, when t-thou wiwt ease t-thysewf abwoad, t-thou 
shawt dig thewewith, and shawt tuwn back and covew that which cometh 
fwom t-thee: 23:14 Fow t-the WOWD thy God w-wawketh in t-the m-midst of thy 
camp, to d-dewivew thee, and to g-give up thinye enyemies befowe thee; 
thewefowe shaww thy camp be howy: that he s-see nyo uncwean t-thing in 
thee, and tuwn away fwom thee. 

23:15 T-Thou shawt nyot d-dewivew u-unto his mastew t-the sewvant which is 
escaped fwom his mastew u-unto t-thee: 23:16 He shaww dweww with thee, 
even among y-you, in that pwace which he shaww choose in onye of thy 
gates, whewe it wiketh him best: t-thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o o-oppwess h-him. 

23:17 Thewe shaww be nyo whowe of t-the daughtews of I-Iswaew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow a 
sodomite of t-the sons of Iswaew. 

23:18 T-Thou shawt nyot bwing t-the h-hiwe of a whowe, ow t-the p-pwice of a dog, 
into t-the house of t-the WOWD thy God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any vow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow even both these 
awe a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD thy God. 

23:19 T-Thou shawt nyot wend upon u-usuwy to thy bwothew; u-usuwy of monyey, 
u-usuwy of victuaws, u-usuwy of any t-thing that is went upon usuwy: 23:20 
Unto a stwangew t-thou mayest wend upon usuwy; but u-unto thy b-bwothew t-thou 
shawt nyot wend upon usuwy: that t-the WOWD thy God may bwess thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that t-thou settest thinye hand to in t-the wand whithew t-thou goest to 
possess it. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 When t-thou shawt vow a vow u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, t-thou shawt nyot 
swack to pay i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy God wiww suwewy wequiwe it of thee; 
and it w-wouwd be sin in thee. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 But if t-thou shawt fowbeaw to vow, it shaww be nyo sin in thee. 

23:23 That which is gonye out of thy w-wips t-thou shawt keep and pewfowm; 
even a fweewiww o-offewing, a-accowding as t-thou hast vowed u-unto t-the WOWD 
thy G-God, which t-thou hast pwomised with thy mouth. 

23:24 When t-thou comest into thy nyeighbouw's v-vinyeyawd, t-then t-thou mayest 
e-eat gwapes thy fiww a-at thinye own (´ ω `♡) p-pweasuwe; but t-thou shawt nyot put any 
in thy vessew. 

23:25 When t-thou comest into t-the standing cown of thy nyeighbouw, t-then 
t-thou mayest pwuck t-the eaws with thinye hand; but t-thou shawt nyot move a 
sickwe u-unto thy nyeighbouw's standing cown. 

2-24:1 When a man hath taken a wife, and mawwied hew, and it come to 
pass that she f-find nyo favouw in his eyes, because he hath f-found s-some 
uncweannyess in hew: t-then wet him wwite hew a biww of divowcement, and 
g-give it in hew hand, and send hew out of his house. 

24:2 And when she is depawted out of his h-house, she may go and be 
anyothew man's wife. 

24:3 And if t-the wattew h-husband hate hew, and wwite hew a biww of 
divowcement, and giveth it in hew hand, and (-_-) s-sendeth hew out of his 
h-house; ow if t-the wattew h-husband die, which took hew to be his wife; 
2-24:4 Hew f-fowmew husband, which sent hew away, may nyot o(>ω<)o t-take hew again 
to be his wife, aftew that she is defiwed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is a-abominyation 
befowe t-the WOWD: and t-thou shawt nyot c-cause t-the wand to sin, which t-the 
WOWD thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance. 

24:5 When a man hath taken a nyew wife, he shaww nyot go out to waw, 
nyeithew shaww he be c-chawged with any businyess: but he shaww be fwee a-at 
home onye y-yeaw, and shaww c-cheew up his wife which he hath taken. 

24:6 N-Nyo man shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the nyethew ow t-the (--_--) u-uppew miwwstonye to pwedge: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he taketh a man's wife to pwedge. 

24:7 If a man be f-found steawing any of his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, and m-maketh mewchandise of him, ow sewweth h-him; t-then that t-thief 
shaww die; and t-thou shawt put eviw away fwom among you. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 Take heed in t-the pwague of wepwosy, that t-thou o-obsewve diwigentwy, 
and (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the pwiests t-the Wevites shaww t-teach you: 
as I commanded t-them, so ye shaww o-obsewve to do. 

24:9 Wemembew what t-the WOWD thy God did u-unto Miwiam by t-the way, aftew 
that ye wewe come fowth out of Egypt. 

24:10 When t-thou d-dost wend thy b-bwothew any thing, t-thou shawt nyot go 
into his house to fetch his pwedge. 

24:11 T-Thou shawt stand abwoad, and t-the man to whom t-thou d-dost wend 
shaww bwing out t-the p-pwedge a-abwoad u-unto thee. 

24:12 And if t-the man be poow, t-thou shawt nyot (o´∀`o) s-sweep with his pwedge: 
(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 In any case t-thou shawt d-dewivew him t-the p-pwedge again when t-the sun 
goeth down, that he may (o´∀`o) s-sweep in his own waiment, and bwess t-thee: and 
it shaww be wighteousnyess u-unto thee befowe t-the WOWD thy God. 

24:14 T-Thou shawt nyot o(>ω<)o o-oppwess an h-hiwed sewvant that is poow and nyeedy, 
whethew he be of thy bwethwen, ow of thy stwangews that awe in thy 
wand within thy (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: 24:15 {{ (>_<) }} A-At his day t-thou shawt g-give him his h-hiwe, 
nyeithew shaww t-the sun go down upon it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is poow, and setteth his 
heawt upon i-it: west he (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy against thee u-unto t-the WOWD, and it be sin 
u-unto thee. 

24:16 The f-fathews shaww nyot be put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-chiwdwen, nyeithew 
shaww t-the chiwdwen be put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fathews: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man shaww be 
put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own sin. 

24:17 T-Thou shawt nyot pewvewt t-the j-judgment of t-the s-stwangew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of t-the 
fathewwess; (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(>ω<)o t-take a w-widow's waiment to pwedge: 24:18 But t-thou shawt 
(　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that t-thou wast a bondman in Egypt, and t-the WOWD thy God 
wedeemed thee ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ t-thence: thewefowe I command thee to (^-^*)/ d-do this thing. 

24:19 When t-thou cuttest down thinye hawvest in thy fiewd, and hast 
(*´▽`*) *hugs tightly* f-fowgot a sheaf in t-the fiewd, t-thou shawt nyot go again to fetch i-it: it 
shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-stwangew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the widow: that 
t-the WOWD thy God may bwess thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of thinye hands. 

24:20 When t-thou beatest thinye owive twee, t-thou shawt nyot go o-ovew t-the 
boughs ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-stwangew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the widow. 

24:21 When t-thou g-gathewest t-the gwapes of thy v-vinyeyawd, t-thou shawt nyot 
gwean it aftewwawd: it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-stwangew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the widow. 

2-24:22 And t-thou shawt (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that t-thou wast a bondman in t-the wand of 
Egypt: thewefowe I command thee to (^-^*)/ d-do this thing. 

2-25:1 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a contwovewsy b-between men, and they come u-unto 
j-judgment, that t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges may j-judge t-them; t-then they shaww justify t-the 
(✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and c-condemn t-the wicked. 

25:2 And it shaww be, if t-the wicked man be wowthy to be beaten, that 
t-the j-judge shaww c-cause him to w-wie down, and to be beaten befowe his 
face, a-accowding to his f-fauwt, by a c-cewtain nyumbew. 

25:3 F-Fowty stwipes he may g-give him, and nyot exceed: w-west, if he shouwd 
exceed, and beat him a-above these with many stwipes, t-then thy b-bwothew 
shouwd seem viwe u-unto thee. 

25:4 T-Thou shawt nyot muzzwe t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox when he tweadeth out t-the cown. 

25:5 If (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen dweww togethew, and onye of t-them die, and have nyo 
chiwd, t-the wife of t-the dead shaww nyot m-mawwy without u-unto a stwangew: 
hew husband's b-bwothew shaww go in u-unto hew, and o(>ω<)o t-take hew to him to 
wife, and pewfowm t-the duty of an husband's b-bwothew u-unto hew. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And it shaww be, that t-the fiwstbown which she beaweth shaww 
s-succeed in t-the nyame of his b-bwothew which is dead, that his nyame be nyot 
put out of Iswaew. 

25:7 And if t-the man w-wike nyot to o(>ω<)o t-take his bwothew's wife, t-then wet his 
bwothew's wife go up to t-the gate u-unto t-the ewdews, and say, My 
husband's b-bwothew wefuseth to w-waise up u-unto his b-bwothew a nyame in 
I-Iswaew, he wiww nyot pewfowm t-the duty of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my husband's bwothew. 

25:8 T-Then t-the ewdews of his city shaww caww him, and speak u-unto him: 
and if he stand to it, and say, I w-wike nyot to o(>ω<)o t-take hew; 25:9 T-Then 
shaww his bwothew's wife come u-unto him in t-the pwesence of t-the ewdews, 
and woose his shoe fwom off his foot, and spit in his face, and shaww 
answew and say, S-So shaww it be donye u-unto that man that wiww nyot buiwd 
up his bwothew's house. 

25:10 And his nyame shaww be cawwed in I-Iswaew, The house of him that 
hath his shoe woosed. 

25:11 When men stwive togethew onye with anyothew, and t-the wife of t-the 
onye dwaweth (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to d-dewivew hew h-husband out of t-the hand of him 
that smiteth him, and putteth fowth hew hand, and taketh him by t-the 
secwets: 25:12 T-Then t-thou shawt cut off hew hand, thinye eye shaww nyot 
p-pity hew. 

25:13 T-Thou shawt nyot have in thy bag divews weights, a gweat and a 
smaww. 

25:14 T-Thou shawt nyot have in thinye house divews measuwes, a gweat and 
a smaww. 

25:15 But t-thou shawt have a pewfect and just weight, a pewfect and 
just measuwe shawt t-thou have: that thy days may be wengthenyed in t-the 
wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee. 

25:16 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (^-^*)/ d-do such things, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (^-^*)/ d-do unwighteouswy, awe 
an a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD thy God. 

2-25:17 Wemembew what Amawek did u-unto thee by t-the way, when ye wewe come 
fowth out of Egypt; 25:18 How he met thee by t-the way, and smote t-the 
hindmost of thee, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe feebwe behind thee, when t-thou 
wast f-faint and w-weawy; and he feawed nyot God. 

25:19 Thewefowe it shaww be, when t-the WOWD thy God hath given thee 
w-west fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, in t-the wand which t-the WOWD 
thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to possess it, that t-thou shawt 
bwot out t-the w-wemembwance of Amawek fwom undew heaven; t-thou shawt nyot 
fowget it. 

26:1 And it shaww be, when t-thou awt come in u-unto t-the wand which t-the 
WOWD thy God giveth thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, and possessest it, and 
dwewwest thewein; 26:2 That t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the fiwst of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
fwuit of t-the eawth, which t-thou shawt bwing of thy wand that t-the WOWD 
thy God giveth thee, and shawt put it in a basket, and shawt go u-unto 
t-the pwace which t-the WOWD thy God shaww choose to pwace his nyame thewe. 

26:3 And t-thou shawt go u-unto t-the pwiest that shaww be in those days, 
and say u-unto him, I pwofess this day u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, that I am 
come u-unto t-the c-countwy which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto ouw f-fathews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to 
g-give us. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:4 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the basket out of thinye hand, and s-set 
it down befowe t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD thy God. 

26:5 And t-thou shawt speak and say befowe t-the WOWD thy G-God, A-A S-Sywian 
weady to pewish w-was o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and he went down into Egypt, and 
s-sojouwnyed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with a few, and became (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a nyation, g-gweat, mighty, 
and p-popuwous: 26:6 And t-the Egyptians eviw e-entweated u-us, and affwicted 
u-us, and w-waid upon us hawd b-bondage: 26:7 And when we cwied u-unto t-the 
WOWD God of ouw fathews, t-the WOWD heawd ouw voice, and wooked on ouw 
a-affwiction, and ouw wabouw, and ouw oppwession: 26:8 And t-the WOWD 
b-bwought us fowth out of Egypt with a mighty hand, and with an 
outstwetched awm, and with gweat tewwibwenyess, and with signs, and 
with wondews: 26:9 And he hath b-bwought us into this pwace, and hath 
given us this wand, even a wand that fwoweth with miwk and honyey. 

26:10 And n-nyow, b-behowd, I have b-bwought t-the fiwstfwuits of t-the wand, 
which thou, O-O WOWD, hast given me. And t-thou shawt s-set it befowe t-the 
WOWD thy G-God, and w-wowship befowe t-the WOWD thy G-God: 2-26:11 And t-thou 
shawt wejoice in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good t-thing which t-the WOWD thy God hath given 
u-unto thee, and u-unto thinye h-house, thou, and t-the Wevite, and t-the 
stwangew that is among you. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 When t-thou hast m-made an end of tithing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tithes of thinye 
incwease t-the thiwd y-yeaw, which is t-the yeaw of tithing, and hast given 
it u-unto t-the Wevite, t-the s-stwangew, t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and t-the widow, that 
they may e-eat within thy gates, and be fiwwed; 26:13 T-Then t-thou shawt 
say befowe t-the WOWD thy G-God, I have b-bwought away t-the hawwowed things 
out of minye h-house, and awso have given t-them u-unto t-the Wevite, and u-unto 
t-the s-stwangew, to t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and to t-the widow, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thy c-commandments which t-thou hast commanded me: I have nyot twansgwessed 
thy commandments, nyeithew have I fowgotten them. 

26:14 I have nyot eaten theweof in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouwnying, nyeithew have I taken 
away ought theweof (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any uncwean use, (=`ω´=) n-nyow given ought theweof (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the dead: but I have heawkenyed to t-the voice of t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and 
have donye a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast commanded me. 

26:15 Wook down fwom thy h-howy habitation, fwom heaven, and bwess thy 
peopwe I-Iswaew, and t-the wand which t-thou hast given u-us, as t-thou swawest 
u-unto ouw fathews, a wand that fwoweth with miwk and honyey. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:16 This day t-the WOWD thy God hath commanded thee to (^-^*)/ d-do these 
s-statutes and j-judgments: t-thou shawt thewefowe keep and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thinye heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy souw. 

26:17 T-Thou hast avouched t-the WOWD this day to be thy G-God, and to wawk 
in his ways, and to keep his s-statutes, and his commandments, and his 
judgments, and to heawken u-unto his voice: 26:18 And t-the WOWD hath 
avouched thee this day to be his pecuwiaw p-peopwe, as he hath pwomised 
thee, and that t-thou shouwdest keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his commandments; 26:19 And to 
make thee high a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations which he hath made, in p-pwaise, and in 
nyame, and in honyouw; and that t-thou mayest be an h-howy peopwe u-unto t-the 
WOWD thy G-God, as he hath spoken. 

2-27:1 And Moses with t-the ewdews of Iswaew commanded t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, 
Keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments which I command you this d-day. 

27:2 And it shaww be on t-the day when ye shaww pass o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan u-unto 
t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee, that t-thou shawt s-set thee 
up gweat stonyes, and pwaistew t-them with p-pwaistew: 27:3 And t-thou shawt 
wwite upon t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this w-waw, when t-thou awt passed ovew, 
that t-thou mayest go in u-unto t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth 
thee, a wand that fwoweth with miwk and honyey; as t-the WOWD God of thy 
f-fathews hath pwomised thee. 

27:4 Thewefowe it shaww be when ye be gonye o-ovew Jowdan, that ye shaww 
s-set up these stonyes, which I command you this day, in mount (o･ω･o) E-Ebaw, and 
t-thou shawt pwaistew t-them with p-pwaistew. 

27:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shawt t-thou buiwd an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, an 
awtaw of stonyes: t-thou shawt nyot wift up any (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *teleports behind you* t-toow upon them. 

2-27:6 T-Thou shawt buiwd t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD thy God of w-whowe stonyes: 
and t-thou shawt offew buwnt offewings theweon u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God: 
2-27:7 And t-thou shawt offew peace offewings, and shawt e-eat thewe, and 
wejoice befowe t-the WOWD thy God. 

27:8 And t-thou shawt wwite upon t-the s-stonyes (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this (☆▽☆) w-waw 
vewy p-pwainwy. 

27:9 And Moses and t-the pwiests t-the Wevites spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, 
s-saying, Take heed, and h-heawken, O-O I-Iswaew; this day t-thou awt become t-the 
peopwe of t-the WOWD thy God. 

27:10 T-Thou shawt thewefowe obey t-the voice of t-the WOWD thy G-God, and (^-^*)/ d-do 
his c-commandments and his s-statutes, which I command thee this d-day. 

27:11 And Moses c-chawged t-the peopwe t-the same day, s-saying, 2-27:12 These 
shaww stand upon mount Gewizim to bwess t-the p-peopwe, when ye awe come 
o-ovew Jowdan; S-Simeon, and Wevi, and Judah, and I-Issachaw, and Joseph, 
and Benjamin: 27:13 And these shaww stand upon mount Ebaw to c-cuwse; 
W-Weuben, Gad, and Ashew, and Zebuwun, Dan, and N-Nyaphtawi. 

2-27:14 And t-the Wevites shaww speak, and say u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew 
with a w-woud voice, 27:15 Cuwsed be t-the man that m-maketh any gwaven ow 
mowten image, an a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD, t-the wowk of t-the h-hands of 
t-the cwaftsman, and putteth it in a secwet pwace. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe 
shaww answew and say, A-Amen. 

27:16 Cuwsed be he that setteth wight by his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his m-mothew. And 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. 

27:17 Cuwsed be he that wemoveth his nyeighbouw's wandmawk. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. 

27:18 Cuwsed be he that m-maketh t-the bwind to wandew out of t-the way. And 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. 

2-27:19 Cuwsed be he that p-pewvewteth t-the j-judgment of t-the s-stwangew, 
(=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and widow. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. 

2-27:20 Cuwsed be he that wieth with his fathew's wife; because he 
u-uncoveweth his fathew's s-skiwt. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. 

27:21 Cuwsed be he that wieth with any m-mannyew of beast. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. 

2-27:22 Cuwsed be he that wieth with his sistew, t-the daughtew of his 
fathew, ow t-the daughtew of his m-mothew. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, 
A-Amen. 

27:23 Cuwsed be he that wieth with his mothew in waw. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. 

27:24 Cuwsed be he that smiteth his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw secwetwy. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. 

27:25 Cuwsed be he that taketh wewawd to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway an innyocent pewson. And 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. 

27:26 Cuwsed be he that confiwmeth nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this (☆▽☆) w-waw to (^-^*)/ d-do 
them. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww say, A-Amen. 

2-28:1 And it shaww come to pass, if t-thou shawt heawken diwigentwy u-unto 
t-the voice of t-the WOWD thy G-God, to o-obsewve and to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
c-commandments which I command thee this day, that t-the WOWD thy God wiww 
s-set thee on high a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations of t-the eawth: 2-28:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
b-bwessings shaww come on thee, and (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake thee, if t-thou shawt heawken 
u-unto t-the voice of t-the WOWD thy God. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 Bwessed shawt t-thou be in t-the city, and bwessed shawt t-thou be in 
t-the fiewd. 

^-^ 2-28:4 Bwessed shaww be t-the fwuit of thy b-body, and t-the fwuit of thy 
g-gwound, and t-the fwuit of thy cattwe, t-the incwease of thy kinye, and t-the 
f-fwocks of thy sheep. 

2-28:5 Bwessed shaww be thy basket and thy stowe. 

28:6 Bwessed shawt t-thou be when t-thou comest in, and bwessed shawt t-thou 
be when t-thou goest ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 The WOWD shaww c-cause thinye enyemies that (☆ω☆) w-wise up against thee to 
be smitten befowe thy f-face: they shaww come out against thee onye way, 
and fwee befowe thee seven w-ways. 

(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 The WOWD shaww command t-the bwessing upon thee in thy stowehouses, 
and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou settest thinye hand u-unto; and he shaww bwess thee 
in t-the wand which t-the WOWD thy God giveth thee. 

28:9 The WOWD shaww estabwish thee an h-howy peopwe u-unto himsewf, as he 
hath swown u-unto thee, if t-thou shawt keep t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD 
thy G-God, and wawk in his w-ways. 

28:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe of t-the eawth shaww s-see that t-thou awt cawwed by 
t-the nyame of t-the WOWD; and they shaww be afwaid of thee. 

28:11 And t-the WOWD shaww make thee p-pwenteous in goods, in t-the fwuit of 
thy b-body, and in t-the fwuit of thy cattwe, and in t-the fwuit of thy 
g-gwound, in t-the wand which t-the WOWD swawe u-unto thy f-fathews to g-give 
thee. 

2-28:12 The WOWD shaww open u-unto thee his g-good t-tweasuwe, t-the heaven to 
g-give t-the wain u-unto thy wand in his season, and to bwess (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk 
of thinye hand: and t-thou shawt wend u-unto many n-nyations, and t-thou shawt 
nyot bowwow. 

(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And t-the WOWD shaww make thee t-the head, and nyot t-the taiw; and 
t-thou shawt be a-above onwy, and t-thou shawt nyot be benyeath; if that t-thou 
heawken u-unto t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD thy G-God, which I command 
thee this day, to o-obsewve and to (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: 28:14 And t-thou shawt nyot go 
aside fwom any of t-the w-wowds which I command thee this day, to t-the 
wight hand, ow to t-the weft, to go aftew othew gods to sewve them. 

2-28:15 But it shaww come to pass, if t-thou wiwt nyot heawken u-unto t-the 
voice of t-the WOWD thy G-God, to o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-commandments and 
his s-statutes which I command thee this >_> d-day; that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these cuwses 
shaww come upon thee, and (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake t-thee: 28:16 Cuwsed shawt t-thou be in 
t-the city, and cuwsed shawt t-thou be in t-the fiewd. 

28:17 Cuwsed shaww be thy basket and thy stowe. 

28:18 Cuwsed shaww be t-the fwuit of thy b-body, and t-the fwuit of thy 
wand, t-the incwease of thy kinye, and t-the f-fwocks of thy sheep. 

28:19 Cuwsed shawt t-thou be when t-thou comest in, and cuwsed shawt t-thou 
be when t-thou goest ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

28:20 The WOWD shaww send upon thee cuwsing, vexation, and webuke, in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou settest thinye hand u-unto (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to do, untiw t-thou be 
destwoyed, and untiw t-thou pewish quickwy; because of t-the w-wickednyess of 
thy doings, wheweby t-thou hast fowsaken me. 

2-28:21 The WOWD shaww make t-the pestiwence cweave u-unto thee, untiw he 
have consumed thee fwom off t-the wand, whithew t-thou goest to possess 
it. 

2-28:22 The WOWD shaww smite thee with a consumption, and with a f-fevew, 
and with an i-infwammation, and with an extweme buwnying, and with t-the 
swowd, and with bwasting, and with m-miwdew; and they shaww puwsue thee 
untiw t-thou pewish. 

28:23 And thy heaven that is o-ovew thy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head shaww be b-bwass, and t-the 
eawth that is undew thee shaww be iwon. 

28:24 The WOWD shaww make t-the wain of thy wand p-powdew and dust: fwom 
heaven shaww it come down upon thee, untiw t-thou be destwoyed. 

28:25 The WOWD shaww c-cause thee to be smitten befowe thinye e-enyemies: 
t-thou shawt go out onye w-way against t-them, and fwee seven ways befowe 
(=`ω´=) t-them: and shawt be w-wemoved into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth. 

28:26 And thy cawcase shaww be meat u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fowws of t-the aiw, and 
u-unto t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth, and nyo man shaww f-fway t-them away. 

28:27 The WOWD wiww smite thee with t-the botch of Egypt, and with t-the 
emewods, and with t-the s-scab, and with t-the itch, wheweof t-thou c-canst nyot 
be heawed. 

28:28 The WOWD shaww smite thee with madnyess, and bwindnyess, and 
(✧ω✧) a-astonyishment of (*°▽°*) h-heawt: 28:29 And t-thou shawt gwope a-at n-nyoonday, as t-the 
bwind gwopeth in dawknyess, and t-thou shawt nyot p-pwospew in thy ways: and 
t-thou shawt be onwy oppwessed and spoiwed evewmowe, and nyo man shaww 
s-save thee. 

2-28:30 T-Thou shawt betwoth a wife, and anyothew man shaww w-wie with hew: 
t-thou shawt buiwd an h-house, and t-thou shawt nyot dweww thewein: t-thou 
shawt pwant a v-vinyeyawd, and shawt nyot gathew t-the gwapes t-theweof. 

28:31 T-Thinye (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox shaww be s-swain befowe thinye eyes, and t-thou shawt nyot 
e-eat theweof: thinye a-ass shaww be viowentwy taken away fwom befowe thy 
face, and shaww nyot be westowed to t-thee: thy sheep shaww be given u-unto 
thinye >_> e-enyemies, and t-thou shawt have nyonye to w-wescue them. 

(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 2-28:32 Thy sons and thy daughtews shaww be given u-unto anyothew p-peopwe, 
and thinye eyes shaww wook, and faiw with wonging (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day 
w-wong; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo m-might in thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

28:33 The fwuit of thy wand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wabouws, shaww a nyation which 
t-thou k-knyowest nyot e-eat up; and t-thou shawt be onwy oppwessed and cwushed 
awway: 28:34 S-So that t-thou shawt be mad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sight of thinye eyes 
which t-thou shawt see. 

28:35 The WOWD shaww smite thee in t-the knyees, and in t-the wegs, with a 
sowe botch that c-cannyot be heawed, fwom t-the sowe of thy foot u-unto t-the 
top of thy head. 

28:36 The WOWD shaww bwing thee, and thy king which t-thou shawt s-set 
o-ovew thee, u-unto a nyation which nyeithew t-thou (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy f-fathews have 
k-knyown; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shawt t-thou sewve othew gods, w-wood and stonye. 

28:37 And t-thou shawt become an astonyishment, a pwovewb, and a b-bywowd, 
among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations whithew t-the WOWD shaww wead thee. 

28:38 T-Thou shawt cawwy m-much seed out into t-the fiewd, and shawt gathew 
but ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe in; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wocust shaww consume it. 

2-28:39 T-Thou shawt pwant vinyeyawds, and dwess t-them, but shawt nyeithew 
dwink of t-the winye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow gathew t-the gwapes; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowms shaww e-eat 
them. 

28:40 T-Thou shawt have owive twees (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy coasts, but t-thou 
shawt nyot anyoint t-thysewf with t-the oiw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye owive shaww cast his 
fwuit. 

28:41 T-Thou shawt beget sons and (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, but t-thou shawt nyot enjoy 
t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww go into captivity. 

2-28:42 Aww thy twees and fwuit of thy wand shaww t-the wocust consume. 

2-28:43 The stwangew that is within thee shaww get up a-above thee vewy 
h-high; and t-thou shawt come down vewy wow. 

28:44 He shaww wend to thee, and t-thou shawt nyot wend to him: he shaww 
be t-the head, and t-thou shawt be t-the taiw. 

28:45 Moweovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these cuwses shaww come upon thee, and shaww puwsue 
thee, and (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake thee, tiww t-thou be destwoyed; because t-thou 
heawkenyedst nyot u-unto t-the voice of t-the WOWD thy G-God, to keep his 
c-commandments and his s-statutes which he commanded t-thee: 28:46 And they 
shaww be upon thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a w-wondew, and upon thy seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

2-28:47 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou s-sewvedst nyot t-the WOWD thy God with joyfuwnyess, and 
with gwadnyess of heawt, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the a-abundance of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; 28:48 
Thewefowe shawt t-thou sewve thinye enyemies which t-the WOWD shaww send 
against thee, in h-hungew, and in thiwst, and in n-nyakednyess, and in want 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: and he shaww put a ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon upon thy nyeck, untiw he 
have destwoyed thee. 

28:49 The WOWD shaww bwing a nyation against thee fwom faw, fwom t-the 
end of t-the eawth, as swift as t-the eagwe fwieth; a nyation whose tongue 
t-thou shawt nyot u-undewstand; 2-28:50 A-A nyation of fiewce countenyance, which 
shaww nyot w-wegawd t-the pewson of t-the o-owd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-shew favouw to t-the (*´▽`*) y-young: 
28:51 And he shaww e-eat t-the fwuit of thy cattwe, and t-the fwuit of thy 
wand, untiw t-thou be destwoyed: which awso shaww nyot weave thee eithew 
cown, winye, ow oiw, ow t-the incwease of thy kinye, ow f-fwocks of thy 
sheep, untiw he have destwoyed thee. 

28:52 And he shaww (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy gates, untiw thy high and 
f-fenced wawws come down, whewein t-thou twustedst, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
wand: and he shaww (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy gates (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
wand, which t-the WOWD thy God hath given thee. 

28:53 And t-thou shawt e-eat t-the fwuit of thinye own b-body, t-the fwesh of thy 
sons and of thy (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, which t-the WOWD thy God hath given thee, in 
t-the s-siege, and in t-the stwaitnyess, whewewith thinye enyemies shaww 
d-distwess t-thee: 28:54 S-So that t-the man that is tendew among y-you, and 
vewy ( =ω=)..nyaa d-dewicate, his eye shaww be eviw towawd his bwothew, and towawd 
t-the wife of his bosom, and towawd t-the wemnyant of his chiwdwen which he 
shaww weave: 28:55 S-So that he wiww nyot g-give to any of t-them of t-the 
fwesh of his chiwdwen whom he shaww eat: because he hath nyothing weft 
him in t-the s-siege, and in t-the stwaitnyess, whewewith thinye enyemies shaww 
d-distwess thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy gates. 

28:56 The tendew and dewicate woman among y-you, which w-wouwd nyot 
adventuwe to s-set t-the sowe of hew foot upon t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dewicatenyess 
and tendewnyess, hew eye shaww be eviw towawd t-the h-husband of hew bosom, 
and towawd hew son, and towawd hew d-daughtew, 28:57 And towawd hew 
young onye that cometh out fwom b-between hew feet, and towawd hew 
chiwdwen which she shaww beaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she shaww e-eat t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow want of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things secwetwy in t-the s-siege and stwaitnyess, whewewith thinye enyemy 
shaww d-distwess thee in thy gates. 

28:58 If t-thou wiwt nyot o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this (☆▽☆) w-waw that 
awe wwitten in this b-book, that t-thou mayest f-feaw this gwowious and 
feawfuw nyame, THE WOWD THY G-GOD; 2-28:59 T-Then t-the WOWD wiww make thy 
pwagues wondewfuw, and t-the pwagues of thy seed, even gweat pwagues, 
and of wong continyuance, and sowe sicknyesses, and of wong continyuance. 

28:60 Moweovew he wiww bwing upon thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the diseases of Egypt, 
which t-thou wast afwaid o-of; and they shaww cweave u-unto thee. 

28:61 Awso {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sicknyess, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwague, which is nyot wwitten in 
t-the book of this w-waw, t-them wiww t-the WOWD bwing upon thee, untiw t-thou 
be destwoyed. 

28:62 And ye shaww be weft f-few in nyumbew, w-wheweas ye wewe as t-the staws 
of heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow muwtitude; because t-thou wouwdest nyot obey t-the voice of 
t-the WOWD thy God. 

2-28:63 And it shaww come to pass, that as t-the WOWD w-wejoiced o-ovew you to 
(^-^*)/ d-do you g-good, and to m-muwtipwy you; so t-the WOWD wiww wejoice o-ovew you to 
d-destwoy y-you, and to bwing you to nyought; and ye shaww be p-pwucked fwom 
off t-the wand whithew t-thou goest to possess it. 

28:64 And t-the WOWD shaww scattew thee among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, fwom t-the onye 
end of t-the eawth even u-unto t-the othew; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-thou shawt sewve othew 
gods, which nyeithew t-thou (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy f-fathews have (≧◡≦) k-knyown, even w-wood and 
stonye. 

28:65 And among these nyations shawt t-thou f-find nyo ease, nyeithew shaww 
t-the sowe of thy foot have west: but t-the WOWD shaww g-give thee (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a 
twembwing heawt, and f-faiwing of eyes, and sowwow of mind: 28:66 And 
thy wife shaww h-hang in doubt befowe thee; and t-thou shawt f-feaw day and 
nyight, and shawt have nyonye assuwance of thy wife: 28:67 In t-the mownying 
t-thou shawt say, Wouwd God it wewe even! and a-at even t-thou shawt say, 
Wouwd God it wewe mownying! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw of thinye heawt whewewith t-thou 
shawt feaw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sight of thinye eyes which t-thou shawt see. 

28:68 And t-the WOWD shaww bwing thee into Egypt again with s-ships, by 
t-the w-way wheweof I spake u-unto thee, T-Thou shawt s-see it nyo mowe ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe ye shaww be sowd u-unto youw enyemies (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bondmen and 
bondwomen, and nyo man shaww buy you. 

2-29:1 These awe t-the w-wowds of t-the c-covenyant, which t-the WOWD commanded 
Moses to make with t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew in t-the wand of M-Moab, beside 
t-the c-covenyant which he m-made with t-them in Howeb. 

29:2 And Moses cawwed u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and said u-unto t-them, Ye have 
s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD did befowe youw eyes in t-the wand of Egypt u-unto 
Phawaoh, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wand; 29:3 The 
gweat temptations which thinye eyes have seen, t-the signs, and those 
gweat miwacwes: (*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 Y-Yet t-the WOWD hath nyot given you an heawt to 
pewceive, and eyes to see, and eaws to h-heaw, u-unto this d-day. 

29:5 And I have w-wed you f-fowty yeaws in t-the wiwdewnyess: youw cwothes 
awe nyot waxen o-owd upon y-you, and thy shoe is nyot waxen o-owd upon thy 
foot. 

2-29:6 Ye have nyot eaten bwead, nyeithew have ye dwunk winye ow stwong 
dwink: that ye m-might knyow that I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

29:7 And when ye came u-unto this pwace, (❤ω❤) S-Sihon t-the king of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and 
Og t-the king of B-Bashan, came out against us u-unto battwe, and we smote 
(=`ω´=) t-them: 29:8 And we took theiw wand, and gave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto 
t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and to t-the G-Gadites, and to t-the hawf twibe of M-Manyasseh. 

29:9 Keep thewefowe t-the w-wowds of this c-covenyant, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them, that ye 
may p-pwospew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that ye do. 

29:10 Ye stand this day (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of you befowe t-the WOWD youw God; youw 
captains of youw t-twibes, youw ewdews, and youw officews, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
men of I-Iswaew, 29:11 Youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, youw wives, and thy stwangew 
that is in thy camp, fwom t-the hewew of thy w-wood u-unto t-the dwawew of thy 
watew: 29:12 That t-thou shouwdest entew into c-covenyant with t-the WOWD thy 
G-God, and into his o-oath, which t-the WOWD thy God m-maketh with thee this 
day: 29:13 That he may estabwish thee to day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a peopwe u-unto 
himsewf, and that he may be u-unto thee a G-God, as he hath said u-unto 
thee, and as he hath swown u-unto thy fathews, to A-Abwaham, to Isaac, and 
to Jacob. 

2-29:14 N-Nyeithew with you onwy (^-^*)/ d-do I make this c-covenyant and this oath; 
OwO 2-29:15 But with him that standeth hewe with us this day befowe t-the WOWD 
ouw G-God, and awso with him that is nyot hewe with us this day: 29:16 
(Fow ye knyow how we have d-dwewt in t-the wand of Egypt; and how we came 
thwough t-the nyations which ye passed by; 29:17 And ye have s-seen theiw 
abominyations, and theiw idows, w-wood and stonye, s-siwvew and gowd, which 
wewe among them:) 29:18 West (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be among you ^.^ m-man, ow woman, 
ow famiwy, ow twibe, whose heawt tuwnyeth away this day fwom t-the WOWD 
ouw G-God, to go and sewve t-the gods of these nyations; west (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd 
be among you a woot that beaweth (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww and wowmwood; 2-29:19 And it come 
to pass, when he heaweth t-the w-wowds of this cuwse, that he bwess 
himsewf in his heawt, s-saying, I shaww have p-peace, t-though I wawk in t-the 
imaginyation of minye heawt, to a-add dwunkennyess to thiwst: 29:20 The 
WOWD wiww nyot spawe him, but t-then t-the angew of t-the WOWD and his 
jeawousy shaww smoke against that ^.^ m-man, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cuwses that awe 
wwitten in this book shaww w-wie upon him, and t-the WOWD shaww bwot out 
his nyame fwom undew heaven. 

29:21 And t-the WOWD shaww sepawate him u-unto eviw out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes 
of I-Iswaew, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cuwses of t-the c-covenyant that awe 
wwitten in this book of t-the waw: 2-29:22 S-So that t-the genyewation to come 
of youw chiwdwen that shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up aftew y-you, and t-the stwangew that 
shaww come fwom a faw wand, shaww say, when they s-see t-the pwagues of 
that wand, and t-the sicknyesses which t-the WOWD hath w-waid upon it; 29:23 
And that t-the w-whowe wand theweof is b-bwimstonye, and sawt, and buwnying, 
that it is nyot sown, (=`ω´=) n-nyow beaweth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any gwass g-gwoweth thewein, w-wike 
t-the ovewthwow of Sodom, and Gomowwah, Admah, and Zeboim, which t-the 
WOWD ovewthwew in his angew, and in his w-wwath: 29:24 Even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations 
shaww say, Whewefowe hath t-the WOWD donye thus u-unto this w-wand? what 
meanyeth t-the heat of this gweat (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-angew? 29:25 T-Then men shaww say, 
(* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have fowsaken t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD God of theiw 
fathews, which he m-made with t-them when he b-bwought t-them fowth out of t-the 
wand of Egypt: 29:26 Fow they went and sewved othew gods, and 
w-wowshipped t-them, gods whom they knyew nyot, and whom he h-had nyot given 
u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 29:27 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against this 
wand, to bwing upon it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cuwses that awe wwitten in this book: 
2-29:28 And t-the WOWD (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted t-them out of theiw wand in angew, and in 
wwath, and in gweat i-indignyation, and cast t-them into anyothew wand, as 
it is this d-day. 

2-29:29 The secwet things bewong u-unto t-the WOWD ouw G-God: but those things 
which awe weveawed bewong u-unto us and to ouw chiwdwen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, that 
we may (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this waw. 

30:1 And it shaww come to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things awe come upon 
thee, t-the bwessing and t-the cuwse, which I have s-set befowe thee, and 
t-thou shawt caww t-them to mind among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the n-nyations, whithew t-the WOWD 
thy God hath dwiven thee, 30:2 And shawt (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, 
and shawt obey his voice a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I command thee this 
day, t-thou and thy c-chiwdwen, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
s-souw; 30:3 That t-then t-the WOWD thy God wiww tuwn thy c-captivity, and 
have compassion upon thee, and wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn and gathew thee fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the n-nyations, whithew t-the WOWD thy God hath scattewed thee. 

30:4 If any of thinye be dwiven out u-unto t-the outmost pawts of heaven, 
fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence wiww t-the WOWD thy God gathew thee, and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence wiww he 
fetch t-thee: 3-30:5 And t-the WOWD thy God wiww bwing thee into t-the wand 
which thy f-fathews possessed, and t-thou shawt possess it; and he wiww (^-^*)/ d-do 
thee g-good, and m-muwtipwy thee a-above thy fathews. 

30:6 And t-the WOWD thy God wiww ciwcumcise thinye heawt, and t-the heawt 
of thy seed, to wove t-the WOWD thy God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye heawt, and with 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy s-souw, that t-thou mayest w-wive. 

30:7 And t-the WOWD thy God wiww put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these cuwses upon thinye 
>_> e-enyemies, and on t-them that hate thee, which pewsecuted thee. 

30:8 And t-thou shawt (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn and obey t-the voice of t-the WOWD, and (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his c-commandments which I command thee this d-day. 

(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 And t-the WOWD thy God wiww make thee p-pwenteous in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowk of 
thinye hand, in t-the fwuit of thy b-body, and in t-the fwuit of thy cattwe, 
and in t-the fwuit of thy wand, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD wiww again 
wejoice o-ovew thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good, as he w-wejoiced o-ovew thy fathews: 30:10 If 
t-thou shawt heawken u-unto t-the voice of t-the WOWD thy G-God, to keep his 
c-commandments and his s-statutes which awe wwitten in this book of t-the 
w-waw, and if t-thou tuwn u-unto t-the WOWD thy God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye heawt, and 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy souw. 

3-30:11 Fow this commandment which I command thee this day, it is nyot 
( ~*-*)~ h-hidden fwom thee, nyeithew is it faw off. 

30:12 I-It is nyot in heaven, that t-thou shouwdest say, Who shaww go up 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to heaven, and bwing it u-unto u-us, that we may h-heaw it, and (^-^*)/ d-do 
it? 30:13 N-Nyeithew is it beyond t-the sea, that t-thou shouwdest say, Who 
shaww go o-ovew t-the sea (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, and bwing it u-unto u-us, that we may h-heaw 
it, and (^-^*)/ d-do it? 30:14 But t-the wowd is vewy nyigh u-unto thee, in thy 
mouth, and in thy heawt, that t-thou mayest (^-^*)/ d-do it. 

30:15 See, I have s-set befowe thee this day wife and g-good, and death 
and eviw; 30:16 In that I command thee this day to wove t-the WOWD thy 
G-God, to wawk in his ways, and to keep his c-commandments and his 
s-statutes and his judgments, that t-thou mayest wive and muwtipwy: and 
t-the WOWD thy God shaww bwess thee in t-the wand whithew t-thou goest to 
possess it. 

30:17 But if thinye heawt tuwn away, so that t-thou wiwt nyot h-heaw, but 
shawt be dwawn away, and w-wowship othew gods, and sewve t-them; 30:18 I 
denyounce u-unto you this day, that ye shaww suwewy pewish, and that ye 
shaww nyot pwowong youw days upon t-the wand, whithew t-thou passest o-ovew 
(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to go to possess it. 

3-30:19 I caww heaven and eawth to wecowd this day against y-you, that I 
have s-set befowe you wife and d-death, bwessing and c-cuwsing: thewefowe 
choose w-wife, that both t-thou and thy seed may w-wive: 30:20 That t-thou 
mayest wove t-the WOWD thy G-God, and that t-thou mayest obey his voice, and 
that t-thou mayest cweave u-unto him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is thy w-wife, and t-the wength 
of thy ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: that t-thou mayest dweww in t-the wand which t-the WOWD swawe 
u-unto thy fathews, to A-Abwaham, to Isaac, and to Jacob, to g-give them. 

31:1 And Moses went and spake these w-wowds u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. 

3-31:2 And he said u-unto t-them, I am an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd this 
>_> d-day; I c-can nyo mowe go out and come in: awso t-the WOWD hath said u-unto 
me, T-Thou shawt nyot go o-ovew this Jowdan. 

31:3 The WOWD thy G-God, he wiww go o-ovew befowe thee, and he wiww 
d-destwoy these nyations fwom befowe thee, and t-thou shawt possess (=`ω´=) t-them: 
and Joshua, he shaww go o-ovew befowe thee, as t-the WOWD hath said. 

3-31:4 And t-the WOWD shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them as he did to (❤ω❤) S-Sihon and to O-Og, 
kings of t-the A-Amowites, and u-unto t-the wand of t-them, whom he destwoyed. 

31:5 And t-the WOWD shaww g-give t-them up befowe youw face, that ye may (^-^*)/ d-do 
u-unto t-them a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments which I have commanded 
you. 

31:6 (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and of a g-good c-couwage, f-feaw nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be afwaid of (=`ω´=) t-them: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy G-God, he it is that doth go with thee; he wiww nyot 
faiw thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowsake thee. 

31:7 And Moses cawwed u-unto Joshua, and said u-unto him in t-the sight of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and of a g-good couwage: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must go with 
this peopwe u-unto t-the wand which t-the WOWD hath swown u-unto theiw f-fathews 
to g-give t-them; and t-thou shawt c-cause t-them to i-inhewit it. 

31:8 And t-the WOWD, he it is that doth go befowe thee; he wiww be with 
thee, he wiww nyot faiw thee, nyeithew fowsake t-thee: f-feaw nyot, nyeithew 
be dismayed. 

31:9 And Moses wwote this w-waw, and dewivewed it u-unto t-the pwiests t-the 
sons of Wevi, which bawe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, and u-unto 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Iswaew. 

31:10 And Moses commanded t-them, s-saying, {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the end of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy seven 
yeaws, in t-the s-sowemnyity of t-the yeaw of wewease, in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of 
tabewnyacwes, 31:11 When (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew is come to appeaw befowe t-the WOWD 
thy God in t-the pwace which he shaww choose, t-thou shawt wead this (☆▽☆) w-waw 
befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew in theiw heawing. 

31:12 Gathew t-the peopwe togethew, men and (*°▽°*) w-women, and c-chiwdwen, and thy 
stwangew that is within thy gates, that they may h-heaw, and that they 
may weawn, and f-feaw t-the WOWD youw G-God, and o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds 
of this waw: (^ω~) 3-31:13 And that theiw c-chiwdwen, which have nyot knyown any 
thing, may h-heaw, and weawn to f-feaw t-the WOWD youw G-God, as wong as ye 
wive in t-the wand whithew ye go o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to possess it. 

31:14 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Behowd, thy days appwoach that 
t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must die: caww Joshua, and pwesent youwsewves in t-the tabewnyacwe 
of t-the congwegation, that I may g-give him a chawge. And Moses and 
Joshua went, and pwesented themsewves in t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation. 

31:15 And t-the WOWD appeawed in t-the tabewnyacwe in a piwwaw of a cwoud: 
and t-the piwwaw of t-the cwoud s-stood o-ovew t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe. 

31:16 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses, Behowd, t-thou shawt (o´∀`o) s-sweep with thy 
fathews; and this peopwe wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise up, and go a whowing aftew t-the gods 
of t-the stwangews of t-the wand, whithew they go to be among t-them, and 
wiww fowsake me, and bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant which I have m-made with them. 

31:17 T-Then o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my angew shaww be kindwed against t-them in that day, and I 
wiww fowsake t-them, and I wiww hide o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom t-them, and they shaww 
be devouwed, and many eviws and twoubwes shaww b-befaww t-them; so that 
they wiww say in that day, Awe nyot these eviws come upon u-us, because 
ouw God is nyot among us? 31:18 And I wiww suwewy hide o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face in that 
day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviws which they shaww have w-wwought, in that they awe 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto othew gods. 

3-31:19 Nyow thewefowe wwite ye this song (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and t-teach it t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew: put it in theiw m-mouths, that this song may be a 
witnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me against t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

31:20 Fow when I shaww have b-bwought t-them into t-the wand which I swawe 
u-unto theiw fathews, that fwoweth with miwk and honyey; and they shaww 
have eaten and fiwwed themsewves, and waxen fat; t-then wiww they tuwn 
u-unto othew gods, and sewve t-them, and pwovoke me, and bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
covenyant. 

3-31:21 And it shaww come to pass, when many eviws and twoubwes awe 
^w^ b-befawwen t-them, that this song shaww t-testify against t-them as a w-witnyess; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww nyot be fowgotten out of t-the mouths of theiw seed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
knyow theiw imaginyation which they go a-about, even n-nyow, befowe I have 
b-bwought t-them into t-the wand which I swawe. 

3-31:22 Moses thewefowe wwote this song t-the same day, and taught it t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

31:23 And he gave Joshua t-the son of N-Nyun a c-chawge, and said, (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong 
and of a g-good couwage: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt bwing t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
into t-the wand which I swawe u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww be with thee. 

31:24 And it came to pass, when Moses h-had m-made an end of w-wwiting t-the 
w-wowds of this (☆▽☆) w-waw in a b-book, untiw they wewe finyished, 3-31:25 That 
Moses commanded t-the W-Wevites, which bawe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the 
WOWD, s-saying, 3-31:26 Take this book of t-the w-waw, and put it in t-the side 
of t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD youw G-God, that it may be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a witnyess against thee. 

31:27 Fow I knyow thy (--_--) w-webewwion, and thy stiff n-nyeck: b-behowd, whiwe I am 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a-awive with you this day, ye have b-been webewwious against t-the WOWD; 
and how m-much mowe aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-death? 31:28 Gathew u-unto m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews 
of youw t-twibes, and youw officews, that I may speak these w-wowds in 
theiw eaws, and caww heaven and eawth to wecowd against them. 

31:29 Fow I knyow that aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my death ye wiww u-uttewwy cowwupt 
youwsewves, and tuwn aside fwom t-the w-way which I have commanded you; 
and eviw wiww b-befaww you in t-the wattew days; because ye wiww (^-^*)/ d-do eviw 
in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, to pwovoke him to angew thwough t-the wowk of 
youw hands. 

3-31:30 And Moses spake in t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew 
t-the w-wowds of this song, untiw they wewe ended. 

32:1 Give eaw, O-O ye (^ω~) h-heavens, and I wiww s-speak; and h-heaw, O-O eawth, t-the 
w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

32:2 My doctwinye shaww dwop as t-the wain, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech shaww distiw as t-the 
d-dew, as t-the smaww wain upon t-the tendew hewb, and as t-the showews upon 
t-the gwass: 3-32:3 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I wiww pubwish t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: ascwibe 
ye gweatnyess u-unto ouw God. 

3-32:4 He is t-the W-Wock, his wowk is pewfect: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways awe 
judgment: a God of twuth and without inyiquity, just and wight is he. 

3-32:5 They have c-cowwupted themsewves, theiw spot is nyot t-the spot of his 
chiwdwen: they awe a pewvewse and cwooked genyewation. 

32:6 Do ye thus wequite t-the WOWD, O-O foowish peopwe and unwise? is nyot 
he thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew that hath bought thee? hath he nyot m-made thee, and 
estabwished thee? (≧◡≦) 3-32:7 Wemembew t-the days of o-owd, considew t-the yeaws 
of many genyewations: ask thy fathew, and he wiww s-shew thee; thy 
ewdews, and they wiww teww thee. 

3-32:8 When t-the Most High d-divided to t-the nyations theiw inhewitance, when 
he sepawated t-the sons of Adam, he s-set t-the bounds of t-the peopwe 
a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

32:9 Fow t-the WOWD's powtion is his peopwe; J-Jacob is t-the wot of his 
inhewitance. 

32:10 He f-found him in a desewt wand, and in t-the waste h-howwing 
wiwdewnyess; he w-wed him a-about, he instwucted him, he kept him as t-the 
appwe of his eye. 

32:11 As an eagwe s-stiwweth up hew nyest, fwutteweth o-ovew hew (O.O) y-young, 
spweadeth a-abwoad hew w-wings, taketh t-them, beaweth t-them on hew ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wings: 
32:12 S-So t-the WOWD awonye did wead him, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo s-stwange (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god 
with h-him. 

32:13 He m-made him wide on t-the high pwaces of t-the eawth, that he m-might 
e-eat t-the incwease of t-the fiewds; and he m-made him to suck honyey out of 
t-the wock, and oiw out of t-the fwinty wock; (＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 B-Buttew of kinye, and 
miwk of sheep, with fat of wambs, and wams of t-the b-bweed of B-Bashan, and 
goats, with t-the fat of kidnyeys of wheat; and t-thou didst dwink t-the puwe 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the gwape. 

32:15 But Jeshuwun (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed fat, and k-kicked: t-thou awt waxen fat, t-thou awt 
g-gwown thick, t-thou awt covewed with fatnyess; t-then he fowsook God which 
m-made him, and wightwy esteemed t-the Wock of his s-sawvation. 

3-32:16 They p-pwovoked him to jeawousy with s-stwange gods, with 
abominyations p-pwovoked they him to angew. 

3-32:17 They sacwificed u-unto ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, nyot to God; to gods whom they knyew 
nyot, to nyew gods that came nyewwy up, whom youw f-fathews feawed n-nyot. 

3-32:18 O-Of t-the Wock that begat thee t-thou awt unmindfuw, and hast 
fowgotten God that |･ω･) f-fowmed thee. 

32:19 And when t-the WOWD saw it, he a-abhowwed t-them, because of t-the 
pwovoking of his ^-^ s-sons, and of his daughtews. 

3-32:20 And he said, I wiww hide o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom t-them, I wiww s-see what 
theiw end shaww be: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe a vewy fwowawd g-genyewation, chiwdwen 
in whom is nyo faith. 

3-32:21 They have moved m-me to jeawousy with that which is nyot God; they 
have p-pwovoked m-me to angew with theiw (o_O) v-vanyities: and I wiww move t-them to 
jeawousy with those which awe nyot a peopwe; I wiww pwovoke t-them to 
angew with a foowish n-nyation. 

32:22 Fow a fiwe is kindwed in minye angew, and shaww buwn u-unto t-the 
w-wowest heww, and shaww consume t-the eawth with hew incwease, and s-set on 
fiwe t-the foundations of t-the mountains. 

32:23 I wiww heap mischiefs upon t-them; I wiww s-spend minye awwows upon 
them. 

3-32:24 They shaww be buwnt with h-hungew, and devouwed with b-buwnying h-heat, 
and with bittew destwuction: I wiww awso send t-the t-teeth of b-beasts upon 
t-them, with t-the poison of sewpents of t-the dust. 

3-32:25 The s-swowd without, and tewwow within, shaww d-destwoy both t-the 
young man and t-the viwgin, t-the suckwing awso with t-the man of gway 
haiws. 

32:26 I said, I w-wouwd scattew t-them into cownyews, I w-wouwd make t-the 
w-wemembwance of t-them to cease fwom among m-men: 32:27 W-Wewe it nyot that I 
feawed t-the wwath of t-the enyemy, west theiw advewsawies shouwd behave 
themsewves s-stwangewy, and west they shouwd say, O-Ouw hand is high, and 
t-the WOWD hath nyot donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this. 

32:28 Fow they awe a nyation void of counsew, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any 
undewstanding in them. 

32:29 O-O that they wewe w-wise, that they undewstood this, that they 
w-wouwd considew theiw wattew e-end! 32:30 How shouwd onye c-chase a 
thousand, and two put t-ten t-thousand to fwight, except theiw Wock h-had 
sowd t-them, and t-the WOWD h-had s-shut t-them u-up? 3-32:31 Fow theiw w-wock is nyot 
as ouw W-Wock, even ouw enyemies themsewves being judges. 

32:32 Fow theiw vinye is of t-the vinye of Sodom, and of t-the fiewds of 
Gomowwah: theiw gwapes awe gwapes of (╯✧▽✧)╯ g-gaww, theiw cwustews awe bittew: 
32:33 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw winye is t-the poison of dwagons, and t-the cwuew venyom of 
a-asps. 

32:34 Is nyot this w-waid up in stowe with me, and seawed up among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
tweasuwes? 32:35 To m-me bewongeth vengeance and w-wecompence; theiw foot 
shaww swide in d-due time: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of theiw cawamity is a-at hand, and 
t-the things that shaww come upon t-them make haste. 

32:36 Fow t-the WOWD shaww j-judge his p-peopwe, and w-wepent himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
sewvants, when he seeth that theiw p-powew is gonye, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye 
s-shut up, ow weft. 

32:37 And he shaww say, Whewe awe theiw gods, theiw w-wock in whom they 
t-twusted, 3-32:38 W-Which did e-eat t-the fat of theiw sacwifices, and d-dwank 
t-the winye of theiw dwink offewings? wet t-them (☆ω☆) w-wise up and hewp y-you, and 
be youw p-pwotection. 

32:39 See nyow that I, even I, am he, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god with me: I 
k-kiww, and I make awive; I wound, and I heaw: nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any that 
c-can d-dewivew out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

3-32:40 Fow I wift up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand to heaven, and say, I wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

32:41 If I (=^･ω･^=) *hugs tightly* w-whet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (*・ω・)ﾉ g-gwittewing swowd, and minye hand o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd on 
judgment; I wiww w-wendew vengeance to minye >_> e-enyemies, and wiww wewawd 
t-them that hate me. 

32:42 I wiww make minye awwows dwunk with bwood, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd shaww 
devouw fwesh; and that with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the s-swain and of t-the 
captives, fwom t-the beginnying of w-wevenges upon t-the enyemy. 

32:43 Wejoice, O-O ye n-nyations, with his peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww avenge t-the 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of his sewvants, and wiww w-wendew vengeance to his advewsawies, 
and wiww be m-mewcifuw u-unto his wand, and to his peopwe. 

32:44 And Moses came and spake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this song in t-the eaws 
of t-the p-peopwe, he, and Hoshea t-the son of Nyun. 

32:45 And Moses m-made an end of speaking (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: 
3-32:46 And he said u-unto t-them, Set youw (x_x)V h-heawts u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds which 
I t-testify among you this day, which ye shaww command youw chiwdwen to 
o-obsewve to do, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this waw. 

32:47 Fow it is nyot a vain t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you; because it is youw wife: and 
thwough this t-thing ye shaww pwowong youw days in t-the wand, whithew ye 
go o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to possess it. 

32:48 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Moses that sewfsame day, s-saying, 32:49 
Get thee up into this mountain Abawim, u-unto mount Nyebo, which is in 
t-the wand of M-Moab, that is o-ovew against Jewicho; and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the wand of 
C-Canyaan, which I g-give u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a possession: 
32:50 And die in t-the mount whithew t-thou goest up, and be gathewed u-unto 
thy peopwe; as Aawon thy b-bwothew died in mount How, and w-was gathewed 
u-unto his peopwe: 3-32:51 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye twespassed against m-me among t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew a-at t-the watews of MewibahKadesh, in t-the wiwdewnyess 
of Z-Zin; because ye sanctified m-me nyot in t-the m-midst of t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew. 

32:52 Y-Yet t-thou shawt s-see t-the wand befowe thee; but t-thou shawt nyot go 
thithew u-unto t-the wand which I g-give t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

3-33:1 And this is t-the b-bwessing, whewewith Moses t-the man of God bwessed 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew befowe his death. 

33:2 And he said, The WOWD came fwom S-Sinyai, and w-wose up fwom Seiw u-unto 
t-them; he shinyed fowth fwom mount Pawan, and he came with t-ten thousands 
of s-saints: fwom his wight hand went a fiewy (☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

33:3 Yea, he woved t-the peopwe; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his saints awe in thy hand: and 
they sat down a-at thy feet; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww weceive of thy wowds. 

33:4 Moses commanded us a w-waw, even t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the 
c-congwegation of Jacob. 

3-33:5 And he w-was king in Jeshuwun, when t-the heads of t-the peopwe and t-the 
twibes of Iswaew wewe gathewed togethew. 

33:6 Wet (*´▽`*) W-Weuben wive, and nyot die; and wet nyot his men be few. 

33:7 And this is t-the bwessing of Judah: and he said, Heaw, WOWD, t-the 
voice of Judah, and bwing him u-unto his peopwe: wet his h-hands be 
sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him; and be t-thou an hewp to him fwom his enyemies. 

3-33:8 And of Wevi he said, Wet thy Thummim and thy Uwim be with thy 
h-howy o-onye, whom t-thou didst pwove a-at Massah, and with whom t-thou didst 
stwive a-at t-the watews of Mewibah; 33:9 Who said u-unto his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and to 
his mothew, I have nyot s-seen h-him; nyeithew did he acknyowwedge his 
bwethwen, (=`ω´=) n-nyow knyew his own chiwdwen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have obsewved thy wowd, 
and kept thy covenyant. 

33:10 They shaww t-teach J-Jacob thy judgments, and Iswaew thy waw: they 
shaww put i-incense befowe thee, and w-whowe buwnt sacwifice upon thinye 
(o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

33:11 \(★ω★)/ B-Bwess, WOWD, his substance, and a-accept t-the wowk of his hands; 
smite thwough t-the woins of t-them that (☆ω☆) w-wise against him, and of t-them 
that hate him, that they (☆ω☆) w-wise nyot again. 

33:12 And of Benjamin he said, The bewoved of t-the WOWD shaww dweww in 
safety by h-him; and t-the Wowd shaww covew him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day w-wong, and he 
shaww dweww b-between his shouwdews. 

33:13 And of Joseph he said, Bwessed of t-the WOWD be his wand, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things of heaven, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the d-dew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep that coucheth 
benyeath, 33:14 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious fwuits b-bwought fowth by t-the sun, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things put fowth by t-the moon, 33:15 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
chief things of t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient mountains, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things of 
t-the wasting h-hiwws, 3-33:16 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things of t-the eawth and 
fuwnyess t-theweof, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the g-good wiww of him that d-dwewt in t-the bush: 
wet t-the bwessing come upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Joseph, and upon t-the top of t-the 
( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of him that w-was sepawated fwom his bwethwen. 

33:17 His gwowy is w-wike t-the fiwstwing of his buwwock, and his howns 
awe w-wike t-the howns of u-unyicowns: with t-them he shaww push t-the peopwe 
togethew to t-the ends of t-the eawth: and they awe t-the t-ten thousands of 
Ephwaim, and they awe t-the thousands of M-Manyasseh. 

33:18 And of Zebuwun he said, Wejoice, Zebuwun, in thy g-going out; and, 
I-Issachaw, in thy tents. 

33:19 They shaww caww t-the peopwe u-unto t-the mountain; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they shaww 
offew s-sacwifices of wighteousnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww suck of t-the 
a-abundance of t-the seas, and of tweasuwes hid in t-the sand. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 And of Gad he said, Bwessed be he that enwawgeth Gad: he 
d-dwewweth as a wion, and teaweth t-the a-awm with t-the cwown of t-the head. 

33:21 And he pwovided t-the fiwst pawt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, because thewe, in a 
powtion of t-the wawgivew, w-was he seated; and he came with t-the heads of 
t-the p-peopwe, he executed t-the justice of t-the WOWD, and his judgments 
with Iswaew. 

3-33:22 And of Dan he said, Dan is a wion's whewp: he shaww weap fwom 
B-Bashan. 

33:23 And of Nyaphtawi he said, O-O Nyaphtawi, satisfied with favouw, and 
f-fuww with t-the bwessing of t-the WOWD: possess t-thou t-the west and t-the 
south. 

33:24 And of Ashew he said, Wet Ashew be bwessed with chiwdwen; wet 
him be acceptabwe to his bwethwen, and wet him dip his foot in oiw. 

33:25 Thy shoes shaww be (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and bwass; and as thy days, so shaww thy 
stwength be. 

33:26 Thewe is nyonye w-wike u-unto t-the God of Jeshuwun, who wideth upon t-the 
heaven in thy hewp, and in his excewwency on t-the s-sky. 

33:27 The etewnyaw God is thy wefuge, and undewnyeath awe t-the 
evewwasting awms: and he shaww thwust out t-the enyemy fwom befowe thee; 
and shaww say, D-Destwoy them. 

33:28 Iswaew t-then shaww dweww in safety a-awonye: t-the fountain of J-Jacob 
shaww be upon a wand of cown and winye; awso his h-heavens shaww dwop 
down dew. 

33:29 Happy awt thou, O-O Iswaew: who is w-wike u-unto thee, O-O peopwe saved 
by t-the WOWD, t-the shiewd of thy hewp, and who is t-the s-swowd of thy 
excewwency! and thinye enyemies shaww be f-found wiaws u-unto thee; and t-thou 
shawt twead upon theiw high pwaces. 

34:1 And Moses went up fwom t-the pwains of Moab u-unto t-the mountain of 
Nyebo, to t-the top of Pisgah, that is o-ovew against Jewicho. And t-the WOWD 
shewed him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Giwead, u-unto Dan, 34:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Nyaphtawi, 
and t-the wand of Ephwaim, and Manyasseh, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Judah, u-unto 
t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost sea, 34:3 And t-the south, and t-the pwain of t-the vawwey of 
Jewicho, t-the city of (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, u-unto Zoaw. 

(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, This is t-the wand which I swawe u-unto 
A-Abwaham, u-unto Isaac, and u-unto Jacob, s-saying, I wiww g-give it u-unto thy 
seed: I have caused thee to s-see it with thinye eyes, but t-thou shawt nyot 
go o-ovew thithew. 

34:5 S-So Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD died (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the wand of M-Moab, 
a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. 

34:6 And he buwied him in a vawwey in t-the wand of M-Moab, o-ovew against 
(´ ω `♡) B-Bethpeow: but nyo man k-knyoweth of his sepuwchwe u-unto this d-day. 

34:7 And Moses w-was an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd when he ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: his 
eye w-was nyot dim, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his n-nyatuwaw fowce abated. 

3-34:8 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses in t-the pwains of Moab 
thiwty ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: so t-the days of weeping and mouwnying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses wewe ended. 

34:9 And Joshua t-the son of N-Nyun w-was f-fuww of t-the spiwit of wisdom; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Moses h-had w-waid his h-hands upon him: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
heawkenyed u-unto him, and did as t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

34:10 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose nyot a pwophet since in Iswaew w-wike u-unto Moses, 
whom t-the WOWD knyew f-face to face, 34:11 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the signs and t-the 
wondews, which t-the WOWD sent him to (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the wand of Egypt to 
Phawaoh, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wand, 34:12 And in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that mighty hand, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gweat tewwow which Moses shewed 
in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. 




The Book of Joshua 


1:1 Nyow aftew t-the death of Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD it came to 
pass, that t-the WOWD spake u-unto Joshua t-the son of Nyun, Moses' minyistew, 
s-saying, 1:2 Moses o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant is dead; nyow thewefowe a-awise, go o-ovew 
this Jowdan, thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this p-peopwe, u-unto t-the wand which I (^-^*)/ d-do g-give 
to t-them, even to t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

1:3 Evewy pwace that t-the sowe of youw foot shaww twead u-upon, that have 
I given u-unto y-you, as I said u-unto M-Moses. 

1:4 Fwom t-the wiwdewnyess and this Webanyon even u-unto t-the gweat wivew, 
t-the wivew Euphwates, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of t-the Hittites, and u-unto t-the gweat 
sea towawd t-the g-going down of t-the sun, shaww be youw coast. 

1:5 Thewe shaww nyot any man be abwe to stand befowe thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days 
of thy wife: as I w-was with Moses, so I wiww be with t-thee: I wiww nyot 
faiw thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowsake thee. 

1-1:6 (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and of a g-good couwage: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto this peopwe shawt t-thou 
divide (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance t-the wand, which I swawe u-unto theiw f-fathews 
to g-give them. 

1:7 Onwy be t-thou stwong and vewy couwageous, that t-thou mayest o-obsewve 
to (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-waw, which Moses o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant commanded t-thee: 
tuwn nyot fwom it to t-the wight hand ow to t-the weft, that t-thou mayest 
p-pwospew withewsoevew t-thou goest. 

1:8 This book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww nyot depawt out of thy mouth; but t-thou 
shawt meditate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein day and nyight, that t-thou mayest o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is wwitten thewein: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then t-thou shawt make thy 
w-way pwospewous, and t-then t-thou shawt have g-good success. 

1-1:9 H-Have nyot I commanded thee? (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and of a g-good couwage; be nyot 
afwaid, nyeithew be t-thou (つ✧ω✧)つ d-dismayed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy God is with thee 
whithewsoevew t-thou goest. 

1:10 T-Then Joshua commanded t-the officews of t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, 1:11 
Pass thwough t-the host, and command t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Pwepawe you 
victuaws; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow within thwee days ye shaww pass o-ovew this Jowdan, to go 
in to possess t-the wand, which t-the WOWD youw God giveth you to possess 
it. 

1:12 And to t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and to t-the G-Gadites, and to hawf t-the twibe 
of Manyasseh, spake Joshua, s-saying, 1:13 Wemembew t-the wowd which Moses 
t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD commanded y-you, s-saying, The WOWD youw God hath 
given you west, and hath given you this wand. 

1:14 Youw wives, youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and youw cattwe, shaww wemain in 
t-the wand which Moses gave you on this side Jowdan; but ye shaww pass 
befowe youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awmed, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty men of vawouw, and hewp 
t-them; 1:15 Untiw t-the WOWD have given youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen west, as he hath 
given y-you, and they awso have p-possessed t-the wand which t-the WOWD youw 
God giveth (=`ω´=) t-them: t-then ye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the wand of youw 
possession, and enjoy it, which Moses t-the WOWD's sewvant gave you on 
this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan towawd t-the sunwising. 

1:16 And they answewed Joshua, s-saying, Aww that t-thou commandest us we 
wiww do, and whithewsoevew t-thou s-sendest u-us, we wiww go. 

1:17 Accowding as we heawkenyed u-unto Moses in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, so wiww we 
heawken u-unto t-thee: onwy t-the WOWD thy God be with thee, as he w-was with 
M-Moses. 

1:18 Whosoevew he be that doth webew against thy c-commandment, and wiww 
nyot heawken u-unto thy w-wowds in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou commandest him, he shaww 
be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: onwy be stwong and of a g-good couwage. 

2:1 And Joshua t-the son of N-Nyun sent out of Shittim two men to spy 
s-secwetwy, s-saying, Go view t-the wand, even Jewicho. And they went, and 
came into an hawwot's h-house, nyamed W-Wahab, and wodged thewe. 

2:2 And it w-was towd t-the king of Jewicho, s-saying, Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came 
men in hithew to nyight of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew to s-seawch out t-the 
countwy. 

2-2:3 And t-the king of Jewicho sent u-unto W-Wahab, s-saying, Bwing fowth t-the 
men that awe come to thee, which awe entewed into thinye house: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they be come to s-seawch out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the countwy. 

2:4 And t-the woman took t-the two men, and hid t-them, and said t-thus, Thewe 
came men u-unto me, but I w-wist nyot whence they wewe: 2-2:5 And it came to 
pass about t-the time of s-shutting of t-the gate, when it w-was dawk, that 
t-the men went out: whithew t-the men went I wot nyot: puwsue aftew t-them 
quickwy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake them. 

2:6 But she h-had b-bwought t-them up to t-the woof of t-the h-house, and hid t-them 
with t-the stawks of fwax, which she h-had w-waid in owdew upon t-the woof. 

2-2:7 And t-the men puwsued aftew t-them t-the w-way to (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan u-unto t-the fowds: 
and as soon as they which puwsued aftew t-them wewe gonye (* ^ ω ^) o-out, they s-shut 
t-the gate. 

2:8 And befowe they wewe w-waid down, she came up u-unto t-them upon t-the 
woof; 2-2:9 And she said u-unto t-the men, I knyow that t-the WOWD hath given 
you t-the wand, and that youw tewwow is f-fawwen upon u-us, and that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
i-inhabitants of t-the wand f-faint because of you. 

2:10 Fow we have heawd how t-the WOWD dwied up t-the w-watew of t-the Wed sea 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, when ye came out of Egypt; and what ye did u-unto t-the two kings 
of t-the A-Amowites, that wewe on t-the othew side Jowdan, (❤ω❤) S-Sihon and O-Og, 
whom ye u-uttewwy destwoyed. 

2-2:11 And as soon as we h-had heawd these things, ouw (x_x)V h-heawts did mewt, 
nyeithew did (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemain any mowe couwage in any ^.^ m-man, because of you: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw G-God, he is God in heaven above, and in eawth 
benyeath. 

2:12 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway y-you, sweaw u-unto m-me by t-the WOWD, since I 
have shewed you k-kindnyess, that ye wiww awso s-shew k-kindnyess u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fathew's h-house, and g-give m-me a twue token: (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And that ye wiww s-save 
a-awive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistews, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they have, and d-dewivew ouw wives fwom death. 

2:14 And t-the men answewed hew, O-Ouw wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youws, if ye uttew nyot 
this ouw businyess. And it shaww be, when t-the WOWD hath given us t-the 
wand, that we wiww d-deaw kindwy and t-twuwy with thee. 

2:15 T-Then she wet t-them down by a cowd thwough t-the w-window: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew 
house w-was upon t-the t-town waww, and she d-dwewt upon t-the waww. 

2:16 And she said u-unto t-them, Get you to t-the mountain, west t-the 
puwsuews meet you; and hide youwsewves (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thwee days, untiw t-the 
puwsuews be wetuwnyed: and aftewwawd may ye go youw way. 

2:17 And t-the men said u-unto hew, We wiww be bwamewess of this thinye 
o-oath which t-thou hast m-made us sweaw. 

2:18 Behowd, when we come into t-the wand, t-thou shawt bind this winye of 
scawwet thwead in t-the window which t-thou didst wet us down by: and t-thou 
shawt bwing thy fathew, and thy mothew, and thy bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
fathew's h-househowd, home u-unto thee. 

2:19 And it shaww be, that w-whosoevew shaww go out of t-the doows of thy 
house into t-the stweet, his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon his head, and we wiww 
be g-guiwtwess: and w-whosoevew shaww be with thee in t-the h-house, his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
shaww be on ouw head, if any hand be upon h-him. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And if t-thou uttew this ouw businyess, t-then we wiww be quit of 
thinye o-oath which t-thou hast m-made us to sweaw. 

2:21 And she said, Accowding u-unto youw wowds, so be it. And she sent 
t-them away, and they d-depawted: and she b-bound t-the scawwet winye in t-the 
w-window. 

2:22 And they went, and came u-unto t-the mountain, and abode (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thwee 
days, untiw t-the puwsuews wewe wetuwnyed: and t-the puwsuews sought t-them 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the way, but f-found t-them n-nyot. 

2:23 S-So t-the two men wetuwnyed, and descended fwom t-the mountain, and 
passed ovew, and came to Joshua t-the son of Nyun, and towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things that befeww (=`ω´=) t-them: 2:24 And they said u-unto Joshua, Twuwy t-the 
WOWD hath dewivewed into ouw h-hands (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
i-inhabitants of t-the c-countwy (^-^*)/ d-do f-faint because of us. 

3-3:1 And Joshua w-wose eawwy in t-the m-mownying; and they w-wemoved fwom 
S-Shittim, and came to Jowdan, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and 
wodged (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe they passed ovew. 

3:2 And it came to pass aftew thwee days, that t-the officews went 
thwough t-the host; 3-3:3 And they commanded t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, When ye 
s-see t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD youw G-God, and t-the pwiests t-the 
Wevites beawing it, t-then ye shaww w-wemove fwom youw pwace, and go aftew 
it. 

3:4 Y-Yet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a space b-between you and it, about two t-thousand 
cubits by measuwe: come nyot (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto it, that ye may knyow t-the w-way by 
which ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must go: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have nyot passed this w-way hewetofowe. 

3:5 And Joshua said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Sanctify youwsewves: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to 
mowwow t-the WOWD wiww (^-^*)/ d-do w-wondews among you. 

3-3:6 And Joshua spake u-unto t-the p-pwiests, s-saying, Take up t-the awk of t-the 
c-covenyant, and pass o-ovew befowe t-the peopwe. And they took up t-the awk of 
t-the c-covenyant, and went befowe t-the peopwe. 

3:7 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, This day wiww I b-begin to magnyify 
thee in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, that they may knyow that, as I w-was 
with Moses, so I wiww be with thee. 

3:8 And t-thou shawt command t-the pwiests that beaw t-the awk of t-the 
c-covenyant, s-saying, When ye awe come to t-the bwink of t-the w-watew of 
Jowdan, ye shaww stand stiww in Jowdan. 

3-3:9 And Joshua said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Come hithew, and h-heaw 
t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD youw God. 

3:10 And Joshua said, H-Heweby ye shaww knyow that t-the wiving God is 
among y-you, and that he wiww without faiw dwive out fwom befowe you t-the 
Canyaanyites, and t-the Hittites, and t-the Hivites, and t-the Pewizzites, and 
t-the Giwgashites, and t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Jebusites. 

3:11 Behowd, t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth 
passeth o-ovew befowe you into Jowdan. 

3:12 Nyow thewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take you twewve men out of t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, 
out of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe a m-man. 

3:13 And it shaww come to pass, as soon as t-the sowes of t-the feet of 
t-the pwiests that beaw t-the awk of t-the WOWD, t-the WOWD of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, 
shaww w-west in t-the watews of Jowdan, that t-the watews of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan shaww be 
cut off fwom t-the watews that come down fwom ＼(≧▽≦)／ *teleports behind you* a-above; and they shaww 
stand upon an heap. 

3:14 And it came to pass, when t-the peopwe w-wemoved fwom theiw tents, to 
pass o-ovew Jowdan, and t-the pwiests beawing t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant 
befowe t-the peopwe; 3:15 And as they that bawe t-the awk wewe come u-unto 
Jowdan, and t-the feet of t-the pwiests that bawe t-the awk wewe dipped in 
t-the bwim of t-the watew, (fow (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan ovewfwoweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his banks (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
time of hawvest,) 3:16 That t-the watews which came down fwom a-above 
s-stood and w-wose up upon an heap vewy faw fwom t-the city Adam, that is 
beside Zawetan: and those that came down towawd t-the sea of t-the pwain, 
even t-the sawt sea, faiwed, and wewe cut off: and t-the peopwe passed 
o-ovew wight against Jewicho. 

3:17 And t-the pwiests that bawe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD 
s-stood fiwm on dwy (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound in t-the m-midst of Jowdan, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
Iswaewites passed o-ovew on dwy g-gwound, untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe passed 
cwean o-ovew Jowdan. 

4:1 And it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe cwean passed o-ovew 
Jowdan, that t-the WOWD spake u-unto Joshua, s-saying, 4-4:2 Take you twewve 
men out of t-the p-peopwe, out of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe a ^.^ m-man, 4:3 And command ye 
t-them, s-saying, Take you hence out of t-the m-midst of Jowdan, out of t-the 
pwace whewe t-the pwiests' feet s-stood fiwm, twewve stonyes, and ye shaww 
cawwy t-them o-ovew with y-you, and weave t-them in t-the wodging pwace, whewe 
ye shaww wodge this nyight. 

4-4:4 T-Then Joshua cawwed t-the twewve men, whom he h-had pwepawed of t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, out of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twibe a man: 4-4:5 And Joshua said u-unto 
t-them, Pass o-ovew befowe t-the awk of t-the WOWD youw God into t-the m-midst of 
Jowdan, and o(>ω<)o t-take you up {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man of you a stonye upon his (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, 
a-accowding u-unto t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the twibes of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: 4:6 
That this may be a (*´▽`*) s-sign among y-you, that when youw chiwdwen ask theiw 
f-fathews in time to come, s-saying, What mean ye by these stonyes? 4:7 
T-Then ye shaww answew t-them, That t-the watews of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan wewe cut off 
befowe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD; when it passed o-ovew 
Jowdan, t-the watews of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan wewe cut off: and these s-stonyes shaww be 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

4-4:8 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did so as Joshua commanded, and took up 
twewve s-stonyes out of t-the m-midst of Jowdan, as t-the WOWD spake u-unto 
Joshua, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the twibes of t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, and cawwied t-them o-ovew with t-them u-unto t-the pwace whewe they 
wodged, and w-waid t-them down thewe. 

4:9 And Joshua s-set up twewve s-stonyes in t-the m-midst of Jowdan, in t-the 
pwace whewe t-the feet of t-the pwiests which bawe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant 
stood: and they awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto this d-day. 

4:10 Fow t-the pwiests which bawe t-the awk s-stood in t-the m-midst of Jowdan, 
untiw evewything w-was finyished that t-the WOWD commanded Joshua to speak 
u-unto t-the p-peopwe, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Moses commanded Joshua: and t-the 
peopwe hasted and passed ovew. 

4:11 And it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe cwean passed ovew, 
that t-the awk of t-the WOWD passed ovew, and t-the p-pwiests, in t-the pwesence 
of t-the peopwe. 

4:12 And t-the chiwdwen of W-Weuben, and t-the chiwdwen of Gad, and hawf t-the 
twibe of Manyasseh, passed o-ovew awmed befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, as 
Moses spake u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 4:13 About f-fowty t-thousand pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw 
passed o-ovew befowe t-the WOWD u-unto battwe, to t-the pwains of Jewicho. 

4:14 On that day t-the WOWD m-magnyified Joshua in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew; 
and they feawed him, as they feawed Moses, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife. 

4:15 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Joshua, s-saying, 4:16 Command t-the pwiests 
that beaw t-the awk of t-the testimony, that they come up out of Jowdan. 

4:17 Joshua thewefowe commanded t-the p-pwiests, s-saying, Come ye up out of 
Jowdan. 

4-4:18 And it came to pass, when t-the pwiests that bawe t-the awk of t-the 
c-covenyant of t-the WOWD wewe come up out of t-the m-midst of Jowdan, and t-the 
sowes of t-the pwiests' feet wewe w-wifted up u-unto t-the dwy wand, that t-the 
watews of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan wetuwnyed u-unto theiw pwace, and fwowed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
banks, as they did b-befowe. 

4:19 And t-the peopwe came up out of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan on t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the 
fiwst m-month, and encamped in G-Giwgaw, in t-the east bowdew of Jewicho. 

4:20 And those twewve stonyes, which they took out of Jowdan, did 
Joshua p-pitch in Giwgaw. 

4:21 And he spake u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, When youw 
chiwdwen shaww ask theiw f-fathews in time to come, s-saying, What mean 
these stonyes? 4:22 T-Then ye shaww wet youw chiwdwen knyow, s-saying, 
Iswaew came o-ovew this (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan on dwy wand. 

4:23 Fow t-the WOWD youw God dwied up t-the watews of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan fwom befowe 
y-you, untiw ye wewe passed ovew, as t-the WOWD youw God did to t-the Wed 
sea, which he dwied up fwom befowe u-us, untiw we wewe gonye ovew: 4:24 
That (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the eawth m-might knyow t-the hand of t-the WOWD, that 
it is mighty: that ye m-might f-feaw t-the WOWD youw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

5:1 And it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the A-Amowites, which 
wewe on t-the side of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan westwawd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the 
Canyaanyites, which wewe by t-the sea, heawd that t-the WOWD h-had dwied up 
t-the watews of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan fwom befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, untiw we wewe 
passed ovew, that theiw heawt mewted, nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe spiwit in t-them 
any m-mowe, because of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

5-5:2 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, Make thee shawp k-knyives, 
and ciwcumcise again t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew t-the second ^w^ t-time. 

5:3 And Joshua m-made him shawp k-knyives, and ciwcumcised t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew a-at t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of t-the foweskins. 

5:4 And this is t-the c-cause why Joshua did ciwcumcise: Aww t-the peopwe 
that came out of Egypt, that wewe mawes, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of waw, died 
in t-the wiwdewnyess by t-the way, aftew they came out of Egypt. 

5:5 Nyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that came out wewe ciwcumcised: but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe that wewe bown in t-the wiwdewnyess by t-the w-way as they came fowth 
out of Egypt, t-them they h-had nyot c-ciwcumcised. 

5:6 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wawked f-fowty yeaws in t-the wiwdewnyess, 
tiww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe men of waw, which came out of Egypt, 
wewe consumed, because they obeyed nyot t-the voice of t-the WOWD: u-unto 
whom t-the WOWD swawe that he w-wouwd nyot s-shew t-them t-the wand, which t-the 
WOWD swawe u-unto theiw f-fathews that he w-wouwd g-give u-us, a wand that 
fwoweth with miwk and honyey. 

5:7 And theiw c-chiwdwen, whom he waised up in theiw ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, t-them Joshua 
ciwcumcised: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe unciwcumcised, because they h-had nyot 
ciwcumcised t-them by t-the way. 

5:8 And it came to pass, when they h-had donye ciwcumcising (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
p-peopwe, that they abode in theiw pwaces in t-the camp, tiww they wewe 
w-whowe. 

5:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, This day have I wowwed away t-the 
wepwoach of Egypt fwom off you. Whewefowe t-the nyame of t-the pwace is 
cawwed G-Giwgaw u-unto this d-day. 

5:10 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew encamped in G-Giwgaw, and kept t-the 
passovew on t-the fouwteenth day of t-the month a-at even in t-the pwains of 
Jewicho. 

5:11 And they did e-eat of t-the o-owd cown of t-the wand on t-the mowwow aftew 
t-the p-passovew, unweavenyed cakes, and pawched cown in t-the sewfsame d-day. 

5:12 And t-the mannya ceased on t-the mowwow aftew they h-had eaten of t-the 
o-owd cown of t-the wand; nyeithew h-had t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew mannya any 
mowe; but they did e-eat of t-the fwuit of t-the wand of Canyaan that y-yeaw. 

5-5:13 And it came to pass, when Joshua w-was by Jewicho, that he w-wifted 
up his eyes and wooked, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood a man o-ovew against 
him with his s-swowd dwawn in his hand: and Joshua went u-unto him, and 
said u-unto him, Awt t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw advewsawies? 5:14 And he 
said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but as c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the WOWD am I nyow come. And 
Joshua feww on his f-face to t-the eawth, and did wowship, and said u-unto 
him, What saith o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Wowd u-unto his sewvant? 5:15 And t-the c-captain of t-the 
WOWD's \(★ω★)/ h-host said u-unto Joshua, W-Woose thy shoe fwom off thy f-foot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the pwace wheweon t-thou standest is howy. And Joshua did so. 

6-6:1 Nyow Jewicho w-was stwaitwy s-shut up because of t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew: nyonye went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and nyonye came in. 

6:2 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, See, I have given into thinye hand 
Jewicho, and t-the king t-theweof, and t-the mighty men of vawouw. 

6:3 And ye shaww compass t-the city, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye men of waw, and go (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about t-the city once. T-Thus shawt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do six days. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And seven pwiests shaww beaw befowe t-the awk seven t-twumpets of 
w-wams' howns: and t-the seventh day ye shaww compass t-the city seven 
times, and t-the pwiests shaww b-bwow with t-the twumpets. 

6:5 And it shaww come to pass, that when they make a wong bwast with 
t-the wam's hown, and when ye h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe shaww shout with a gweat shout; and t-the waww of t-the city shaww 
faww down fwat, and t-the peopwe shaww ascend up {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man stwaight 
befowe h-him. 

6:6 And Joshua t-the son of N-Nyun cawwed t-the p-pwiests, and said u-unto t-them, 
Take up t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant, and wet seven pwiests beaw seven 
t-twumpets of w-wams' howns befowe t-the awk of t-the WOWD. 

6:7 And he said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Pass o-on, and compass t-the city, and 
wet him that is awmed pass on befowe t-the awk of t-the WOWD. 

6:8 And it came to pass, when Joshua h-had spoken u-unto t-the p-peopwe, that 
t-the seven pwiests beawing t-the seven t-twumpets of w-wams' howns passed on 
befowe t-the WOWD, and ^w^ b-bwew with t-the t-twumpets: and t-the awk of t-the 
c-covenyant of t-the WOWD f-fowwowed them. 

6:9 And t-the awmed men went befowe t-the pwiests that ^w^ b-bwew with t-the 
twumpets, and t-the wewewawd came aftew t-the awk, t-the pwiests g-going o-on, 
and bwowing with t-the twumpets. 

6:10 And Joshua h-had commanded t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Ye shaww nyot shout, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow make any (＃`Д´) n-nyoise with youw voice, nyeithew shaww any wowd pwoceed out 
of youw mouth, untiw t-the day I bid you shout; t-then shaww ye shout. 

6:11 S-So t-the awk of t-the WOWD compassed t-the city, g-going about it once: 
and they came into t-the camp, and wodged in t-the camp. 

6:12 And Joshua w-wose eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and t-the pwiests took up t-the 
awk of t-the WOWD. 

6:13 And seven pwiests beawing seven t-twumpets of w-wams' howns befowe 
t-the awk of t-the WOWD went on c-continyuawwy, and ^w^ b-bwew with t-the t-twumpets: 
and t-the awmed men went befowe t-them; but t-the wewewawd came aftew t-the 
awk of t-the WOWD, t-the pwiests g-going o-on, and bwowing with t-the twumpets. 

6:14 And t-the second day they compassed t-the city once, and wetuwnyed 
into t-the camp: so they did six days. 

6:15 And it came to pass on t-the seventh day, that they w-wose eawwy 
about t-the d-dawnying of t-the day, and compassed t-the city aftew t-the same 
m-mannyew seven times: onwy on that day they compassed t-the city seven 
times. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And it came to pass a-at t-the seventh time, when t-the pwiests ^w^ b-bwew 
with t-the twumpets, Joshua said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Shout; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
hath given you t-the city. 

6-6:17 And t-the city shaww be accuwsed, even it, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe 
thewein, to t-the WOWD: onwy Wahab t-the hawwot shaww wive, she and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that awe with hew in t-the h-house, because she hid t-the m-messengews that we 
sent. 

6:18 And ye, in any wise keep youwsewves fwom t-the accuwsed thing, west 
ye make youwsewves accuwsed, when ye o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the accuwsed thing, and 
make t-the camp of Iswaew a cuwse, and twoubwe it. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-siwvew, and gowd, and vessews of bwass and i-iwon, awe 
consecwated u-unto t-the WOWD: they shaww come into t-the \(★ω★)/ t-tweasuwy of t-the 
WOWD. 

6:20 S-So t-the peopwe shouted when t-the pwiests ^w^ b-bwew with t-the t-twumpets: 
and it came to pass, when t-the peopwe heawd t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, 
and t-the peopwe shouted with a gweat shout, that t-the waww feww down 
fwat, so that t-the peopwe went up into t-the city, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man stwaight 
befowe him, and they took t-the city. 

6:21 And they u-uttewwy destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in t-the city, both man and 
woman, young and o-owd, and ox, and sheep, and ass, with t-the edge of t-the 
swowd. 

6:22 But Joshua h-had said u-unto t-the two men that h-had spied out t-the 
countwy, Go into t-the hawwot's h-house, and bwing out (o´∀`o) t-thence t-the woman, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that she h-hath, as ye swawe u-unto hew. 

6:23 And t-the young men that wewe spies went in, and b-bwought out W-Wahab, 
and hew fathew, and hew mothew, and hew bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that she 
had; and they b-bwought out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew kindwed, and weft t-them without t-the 
camp of Iswaew. 

6:24 And they buwnt t-the city with f-fiwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was thewein: onwy 
t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, and t-the vessews of bwass and of i-iwon, they 
put into t-the \(★ω★)/ t-tweasuwy of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

6:25 And Joshua saved Wahab t-the hawwot awive, and hew fathew's 
h-househowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that she had; and she d-dwewweth in Iswaew even u-unto 
this >_> d-day; because she hid t-the messengews, which Joshua sent to spy out 
Jewicho. 

6:26 And Joshua adjuwed t-them a-at that time, s-saying, Cuwsed be t-the man 
befowe t-the WOWD, that wiseth up and buiwdeth this city Jewicho: he 
shaww way t-the f-foundation theweof in his f-fiwstbown, and in his youngest 
son shaww he s-set up t-the gates of it. 

6:27 S-So t-the WOWD w-was with J-Joshua; and his f-fame w-was nyoised (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the countwy. 

7:1 But t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew committed a twespass in t-the accuwsed 
thing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Achan, t-the son of Cawmi, t-the son of Zabdi, t-the son of 
Zewah, of t-the twibe of Judah, took of t-the accuwsed thing: and t-the 
angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

7:2 And Joshua sent men fwom Jewicho to Ai, which is beside Bethaven, 
on t-the east of Bethew, and spake u-unto t-them, s-saying, Go up and view t-the 
countwy. 

And t-the men went up and viewed Ai. 

7-7:3 And they wetuwnyed to Joshua, and said u-unto him, Wet nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe go up; but wet about two ow thwee t-thousand men go up and smite 
A-Ai; and make nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe to wabouw thithew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe but 
few. 

7:4 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went up thithew of t-the peopwe about thwee t-thousand m-men: 
and they fwed befowe t-the men of Ai. 

7:5 And t-the men of (-ω-、) A-Ai smote of t-them about thiwty and six m-men: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
chased t-them fwom befowe t-the gate even u-unto S-Shebawim, and smote t-them in 
t-the g-going down: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of t-the peopwe mewted, and became 
as watew. 

7:6 And Joshua went his cwothes, and feww to t-the eawth upon his f-face 
befowe t-the awk of t-the WOWD untiw t-the eventide, he and t-the ewdews of 
I-Iswaew, and put dust upon theiw heads. 

7-7:7 And Joshua said, Awas, O-O WOWD G-God, (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe hast t-thou a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
b-bwought this peopwe o-ovew Jowdan, to d-dewivew us into t-the hand of t-the 
A-Amowites, to d-destwoy us? w-wouwd to God we h-had b-been content, and d-dwewt 
on t-the othew side Jowdan! (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 O-O WOWD, what shaww I say, when Iswaew 
tuwnyeth theiw backs befowe theiw e-enyemies! 7:9 Fow t-the Canyaanyites and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand shaww h-heaw of it, and shaww enviwon us 
wound, and cut off ouw nyame fwom t-the eawth: and what wiwt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto 
thy gweat nyame? 7:10 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, Get thee up; 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe wiest t-thou thus upon thy face? 7:11 Iswaew hath sinnyed, and 
they have awso twansgwessed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant which I commanded (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they have even taken of t-the accuwsed thing, and have awso stowen, and 
dissembwed awso, and they have put it even among theiw own stuff. 

7:12 Thewefowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew couwd nyot stand befowe theiw 
>_> e-enyemies, but (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw backs befowe theiw >_> e-enyemies, because they 
wewe accuwsed: nyeithew wiww I be with you any m-mowe, except ye d-destwoy 
t-the accuwsed fwom among you. 

7:13 Up, sanctify t-the p-peopwe, and say, Sanctify youwsewves against to 
mowwow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Thewe is an accuwsed 
t-thing in t-the m-midst of thee, O-O Iswaew: t-thou c-canst nyot stand befowe 
thinye >_> e-enyemies, untiw ye o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the accuwsed t-thing fwom among you. 

7:14 In t-the mownying thewefowe ye shaww be b-bwought a-accowding to youw 
twibes: and it shaww be, that t-the twibe which t-the WOWD taketh shaww 
come a-accowding to t-the famiwies t-theweof; and t-the f-famiwy which t-the WOWD 
shaww o(>ω<)o t-take shaww come by h-househowds; and t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd which t-the WOWD 
shaww o(>ω<)o t-take shaww come man by m-man. 

7:15 And it shaww be, that he that is taken with t-the accuwsed t-thing 
shaww be buwnt with f-fiwe, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath: because he hath 
twansgwessed t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, and because he hath wwought 
fowwy in Iswaew. 

7:16 S-So Joshua w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and b-bwought Iswaew by 
theiw twibes; and t-the twibe of Judah w-was taken: 7:17 And he b-bwought 
t-the f-famiwy of Judah; and he took t-the f-famiwy of t-the Zawhites: and he 
b-bwought t-the f-famiwy of t-the Zawhites man by man; and Z-Zabdi w-was taken: 
7:18 And he b-bwought his (o-_-o) h-househowd man by man; and Achan, t-the son of 
Cawmi, t-the son of Zabdi, t-the son of Zewah, of t-the twibe of Judah, w-was 
taken. 

xDD 7-7:19 And Joshua said u-unto Achan, My son, give, I p-pway thee, gwowy to 
t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, and make confession u-unto h-him; and teww m-me nyow 
what t-thou hast donye; hide it nyot fwom me. 

7:20 And Achan answewed Joshua, and said, Indeed I have sinnyed against 
t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, and thus and thus have I d-donye: 7:21 When I saw 
among t-the spoiws a goodwy Babywonyish gawment, and two hundwed shekews 
of s-siwvew, and a wedge of gowd of fifty shekews weight, t-then I coveted 
t-them, and took t-them; and, b-behowd, they awe hid in t-the eawth in t-the 
m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tent, and t-the s-siwvew undew it. 

7:22 S-So Joshua sent messengews, and they wan u-unto t-the tent; and, 
b-behowd, it w-was hid in his tent, and t-the s-siwvew undew it. 

7:23 And they took t-them out of t-the m-midst of t-the tent, and b-bwought t-them 
u-unto Joshua, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and w-waid t-them out 
befowe t-the WOWD. 

7:24 And Joshua, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, took Achan t-the son of Zewah, 
and t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gawment, and t-the wedge of gowd, and his ^-^ s-sons, 
and his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and his oxen, and his asses, and his sheep, and his 
tent, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had: and they b-bwought t-them u-unto t-the vawwey of 
Achow. 

7:25 And Joshua said, Why hast t-thou twoubwed us? t-the WOWD shaww 
twoubwe thee this d-day. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew stonyed him with stonyes, and 
buwnyed t-them with f-fiwe, aftew they h-had stonyed t-them with stonyes. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And they waised o-ovew him a gweat heap of s-stonyes u-unto this d-day. S-So 
t-the WOWD (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom t-the fiewcenyess of his angew. Whewefowe t-the nyame 
of that pwace w-was cawwed, The vawwey of (T_T) A-Achow, u-unto this d-day. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, Feaw nyot, nyeithew be t-thou (つ✧ω✧)つ d-dismayed: 
o(>ω<)o t-take (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of waw with thee, and a-awise, go up to Ai: see, I 
have given into thy hand t-the king of Ai, and his p-peopwe, and his city, 
and his wand: 8-8:2 And t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do to (-ω-、) A-Ai and hew king as t-thou didst 
u-unto Jewicho and hew king: onwy t-the spoiw t-theweof, and t-the cattwe 
t-theweof, shaww ye o(>ω<)o t-take (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey u-unto youwsewves: way thee an ambush 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the city behind it. 

8:3 S-So Joshua a-awose, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of waw, to go up against Ai: 
and Joshua chose out thiwty t-thousand mighty men of vawouw, and sent 
t-them away by nyight. 

8:4 And he commanded t-them, s-saying, Behowd, ye shaww w-wie in wait 
against t-the city, even behind t-the city: go nyot vewy faw fwom t-the city, 
but be ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww weady: 8-8:5 And I, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that awe with me, 
wiww appwoach u-unto t-the city: and it shaww come to pass, when they come 
out against u-us, as a-at t-the fiwst, that we wiww fwee befowe t-them, 8:6 
(Fow they wiww come out aftew u-us) tiww we have dwawn t-them fwom t-the 
c-city; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww say, They fwee befowe u-us, as a-at t-the fiwst: 
thewefowe we wiww fwee befowe them. 

8:7 T-Then ye shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up fwom t-the ambush, and (=`ω´=) *hugs tightly* s-seize upon t-the city: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw God wiww d-dewivew it into youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

8:8 And it shaww be, when ye have taken t-the city, that ye shaww s-set 
t-the city on fiwe: a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the WOWD shaww ye 
do. See, I have commanded you. 

8:9 Joshua thewefowe sent t-them fowth: and they went to w-wie in ambush, 
and abode b-between Bethew and Ai, on t-the west side of Ai: but Joshua 
wodged that nyight among t-the peopwe. 

8-8:10 And Joshua w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and nyumbewed t-the p-peopwe, 
and went up, he and t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, befowe t-the peopwe to Ai. 

8-8:11 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, even t-the peopwe of waw that wewe with him, 
went up, and dwew nyigh, and came befowe t-the city, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched on t-the 
nyowth side of Ai: nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a vawwey b-between t-them and Ai. 

8:12 And he took about five t-thousand men, and s-set t-them to w-wie in 
ambush b-between Bethew and Ai, on t-the west side of t-the city. 

8-8:13 And when they h-had s-set t-the p-peopwe, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host that w-was on 
t-the nyowth of t-the city, and theiw wiews in wait on t-the west of t-the 
city, Joshua went that nyight into t-the m-midst of t-the vawwey. 

8:14 And it came to pass, when t-the king of (-ω-、) A-Ai saw it, that they hasted 
and w-wose up e-eawwy, and t-the men of t-the city went out against Iswaew to 
battwe, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-peopwe, a-at a time appointed, befowe t-the pwain; 
but he w-wist nyot that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe wiews in ambush against him behind t-the 
city. 

8:15 And Joshua and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew m-made as if they wewe beaten befowe 
t-them, and fwed by t-the w-way of t-the wiwdewnyess. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe in (-ω-、) A-Ai wewe cawwed togethew to puwsue 
aftew (=`ω´=) t-them: and they puwsued aftew Joshua, and wewe dwawn away fwom 
t-the city. 

8:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a man weft in (-ω-、) A-Ai ow Bethew, that went nyot out 
aftew Iswaew: and they weft t-the city open, and puwsued aftew Iswaew. 

8-8:18 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, Stwetch out t-the speaw that is in 
thy hand towawd A-Ai; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww g-give it into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And Joshua 
stwetched out t-the speaw that he h-had in his hand towawd t-the city. 

8-8:19 And t-the ambush awose quickwy out of theiw pwace, and they wan as 
soon as he h-had stwetched out his hand: and they entewed into t-the city, 
and took it, and hasted and s-set t-the city on fiwe. 

8:20 And when t-the men of (-ω-、) A-Ai wooked behind t-them, they saw, and, b-behowd, 
t-the smoke of t-the city ascended up to heaven, and they h-had nyo p-powew to 
fwee this w-way ow that w-way: and t-the peopwe that fwed to t-the wiwdewnyess 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back upon t-the puwsuews. 

8-8:21 And when Joshua and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew saw that t-the ambush h-had taken t-the 
city, and that t-the smoke of t-the city ascended, t-then they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again, 
and swew t-the men of Ai. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And t-the othew issued out of t-the city against t-them; so they wewe 
in t-the m-midst of I-Iswaew, s-some on this side, and s-some on that s-side: and 
they smote t-them, so that they wet nyonye of t-them wemain ow escape. 

8:23 And t-the king of (-ω-、) A-Ai they took awive, and b-bwought him to (╯✧▽✧)╯ J-Joshua. 

8:24 And it came to pass, when Iswaew h-had m-made an end of swaying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the i-inhabitants of (-ω-、) A-Ai in t-the fiewd, in t-the wiwdewnyess whewein they 
chased t-them, and when they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fawwen on t-the edge of t-the swowd, 
untiw they wewe consumed, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Iswaewites wetuwnyed u-unto Ai, 
and smote it with t-the edge of t-the swowd. 

8:25 And so it was, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that feww that day, both of men and 
(*°▽°*) w-women, wewe twewve thousand, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Ai. 

8:26 Fow Joshua dwew nyot his hand b-back, whewewith he stwetched out t-the 
speaw, untiw he h-had u-uttewwy destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of Ai. 

8:27 Onwy t-the cattwe and t-the spoiw of that city Iswaew took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey 
u-unto themsewves, a-accowding u-unto t-the wowd of t-the WOWD which he 
commanded (╯✧▽✧)╯ J-Joshua. 

8:28 And Joshua buwnt Ai, and m-made it an heap (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, even a 
desowation u-unto this d-day. 

8:29 And t-the king of (-ω-、) A-Ai he hanged on a twee untiw eventide: and as 
soon as t-the sun w-was down, Joshua commanded that they shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take his 
cawcase down fwom t-the twee, and cast it a-at t-the entewing of t-the gate of 
t-the city, and w-waise theweon a gweat heap of stonyes, that wemainyeth 
u-unto this d-day. 

8:30 T-Then Joshua b-buiwt an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD God of Iswaew in mount 
(o･ω･o) E-Ebaw, 8:31 As Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD commanded t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, as it is wwitten in t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, an awtaw of 
w-whowe stonyes, o-ovew which nyo man hath wift up any iwon: and they 
offewed theweon buwnt offewings u-unto t-the WOWD, and sacwificed peace 
offewings. 

8:32 And he wwote (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon t-the s-stonyes a copy of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, 
which he wwote in t-the pwesence of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and theiw ewdews, and officews, and theiw judges, 
s-stood on this side t-the awk and on that side befowe t-the pwiests t-the 
W-Wevites, which bawe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, as w-weww t-the 
s-stwangew, as he that w-was bown among t-them; hawf of t-them o-ovew against 
mount Gewizim, and hawf of t-them o-ovew against mount Ebaw; as Moses t-the 
sewvant of t-the WOWD h-had commanded b-befowe, that they shouwd bwess t-the 
peopwe of Iswaew. 

8:34 And aftewwawd he wead (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the w-waw, t-the b-bwessings and 
cuwsings, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is wwitten in t-the book of t-the waw. 

8-8:35 Thewe w-was nyot a wowd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Moses commanded, which Joshua 
wead nyot befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, with t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and 
t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and t-the stwangews that wewe convewsant among them. 

9:1 And it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings which wewe on this side 
Jowdan, in t-the h-hiwws, and in t-the vawweys, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of t-the 
gweat sea o-ovew against Webanyon, t-the Hittite, and t-the Amowite, t-the 
Canyaanyite, t-the Pewizzite, t-the ~(>_<~) H-Hivite, and t-the Jebusite, heawd t-theweof; 
(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 That they gathewed themsewves togethew, to fight with Joshua and 
with I-Iswaew, with onye ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-accowd. 

9:3 And when t-the i-inhabitants of G-Gibeon heawd what Joshua h-had donye u-unto 
Jewicho and to Ai, 9:4 They did wowk w-wiwiwy, and went and m-made as if 
they h-had b-been ambassadows, and took o-owd sacks upon theiw asses, and 
winye bottwes, o-owd, and went, and b-bound up; 9:5 And o-owd shoes and 
cwouted upon theiw feet, and o-owd gawments upon t-them; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwead 
of theiw pwovision w-was dwy and mouwdy. 

9:6 And they went to Joshua u-unto t-the camp a-at G-Giwgaw, and said u-unto 
him, and to t-the men of I-Iswaew, We be come fwom a faw c-countwy: nyow 
thewefowe make ye a weague with us. 

9:7 And t-the men of Iswaew said u-unto t-the Hivites, Pewadventuwe ye dweww 
among us; and how shaww we make a weague with y-you? 9:8 And they said 
u-unto Joshua, We awe thy sewvants. And Joshua said u-unto t-them, Who awe 
ye? and fwom whence come ye? 9:9 And they said u-unto him, Fwom a vewy 
faw c-countwy thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awe come because of t-the nyame of t-the WOWD thy 
G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have heawd t-the f-fame of him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did in Egypt, 
(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did to t-the two kings of t-the A-Amowites, that wewe 
beyond Jowdan, to (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and to Og king of B-Bashan, 
which w-was a-at Ashtawoth. 

9-9:11 Whewefowe ouw ewdews and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of ouw c-countwy spake 
to u-us, s-saying, Take v-victuaws with you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and go to meet 
t-them, and say u-unto t-them, We awe youw sewvants: thewefowe nyow make ye a 
weague with us. 

9:12 This ouw bwead we took hot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw pwovision out of ouw houses on 
t-the day we came fowth to go u-unto you; but n-nyow, b-behowd, it is dwy, and 
it is mouwdy: 9:13 And these bottwes of winye, which we fiwwed, wewe 
nyew; and, b-behowd, they be went: and these ouw gawments and ouw shoes 
awe become o-owd by w-weason of t-the vewy wong jouwnyey. 

9-9:14 And t-the men took of theiw victuaws, and asked nyot counsew a-at t-the 
mouth of t-the WOWD. 

9:15 And Joshua m-made peace with t-them, and m-made a weague with t-them, to 
wet t-them w-wive: and t-the pwinces of t-the c-congwegation swawe u-unto them. 

9:16 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of thwee days aftew they h-had m-made 
a weague with t-them, that they heawd that they wewe theiw nyeighbouws, 
and that they d-dwewt among them. 

9:17 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew jouwnyeyed, and came u-unto theiw c-cities 
on t-the thiwd d-day. Nyow theiw c-cities wewe G-Gibeon, and C-Chephiwah, and 
B-Beewoth, and Kiwjathjeawim. 

9:18 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew smote t-them nyot, because t-the pwinces of 
t-the c-congwegation h-had swown u-unto t-them by t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. And 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against t-the p-pwinces. 

9:19 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the congwegation, We have swown 
u-unto t-them by t-the WOWD God of Iswaew: nyow thewefowe we may nyot touch 
them. 

9:20 This we wiww (^-^*)/ d-do to t-them; we wiww even wet t-them wive, west wwath 
be upon u-us, because of t-the o-oath which we swawe u-unto them. 

9:21 And t-the pwinces said u-unto t-them, Wet t-them wive; but wet t-them be 
hewews of w-wood and dwawews of w-watew u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation; as t-the 
pwinces h-had pwomised them. 

9:22 And Joshua cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and he spake u-unto t-them, s-saying, 
Whewefowe have ye b-beguiwed u-us, s-saying, We awe vewy faw fwom you; when 
ye dweww among us? 9:23 Nyow thewefowe ye awe c-cuwsed, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww 
nyonye of you be fweed fwom being bondmen, and hewews of w-wood and 
dwawews of w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

9:24 And they answewed Joshua, and said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because it w-was cewtainwy towd 
thy sewvants, how that t-the WOWD thy God commanded his sewvant Moses to 
g-give you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand, and to d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand 
fwom befowe y-you, thewefowe we wewe sowe afwaid of ouw wives because of 
y-you, and have donye this thing. 

9:25 And n-nyow, b-behowd, we awe in thinye hand: as it seemeth g-good and 
wight u-unto thee to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto u-us, do. 

9:26 And so did he u-unto t-them, and dewivewed t-them out of t-the hand of 
t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that they swew t-them n-nyot. 

9:27 And Joshua m-made t-them that day hewews of w-wood and dwawews of w-watew 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the congwegation, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD, even u-unto this 
day, in t-the pwace which he shouwd choose. 

10:1 Nyow it came to pass, when Adonyizedec king of Jewusawem h-had heawd 
how Joshua h-had taken Ai, and h-had u-uttewwy destwoyed it; as he h-had donye 
to Jewicho and hew king, so he h-had donye to (-ω-、) A-Ai and hew king; and how 
t-the i-inhabitants of G-Gibeon h-had m-made peace with I-Iswaew, and wewe among 
t-them; 1-10:2 That they feawed g-gweatwy, because G-Gibeon w-was a gweat city, 
as onye of t-the woyaw cities, and because it w-was gweatew than Ai, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men theweof wewe mighty. 

10:3 Whewefowe Adonyizedec king of J-Jewusawem, sent u-unto Hoham king of 
Hebwon, and u-unto Piwam king of Jawmuth, and u-unto Japhia king of 
Wachish, and u-unto Debiw king of Egwon, s-saying, 10:4 Come up u-unto me, 
and hewp me, that we may smite G-Gibeon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it hath m-made peace with 
Joshua and with t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

1-10:5 Thewefowe t-the five kings of t-the A-Amowites, t-the king of J-Jewusawem, 
t-the king of Hebwon, t-the king of Jawmuth, t-the king of Wachish, t-the king 
of Egwon, gathewed themsewves togethew, and went up, they and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw hosts, and encamped befowe G-Gibeon, and m-made waw against it. 

10:6 And t-the men of G-Gibeon sent u-unto Joshua to t-the camp to G-Giwgaw, 
s-saying, Swack nyot thy hand fwom thy sewvants; come up to us quickwy, 
and s-save u-us, and hewp us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the Amowites that dweww 
in t-the mountains awe gathewed togethew against us. 

10:7 S-So Joshua ascended fwom G-Giwgaw, he, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of waw 
with him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty men of vawouw. 

10:8 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, Feaw t-them nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have 
dewivewed t-them into thinye hand; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot a man of t-them stand 
befowe thee. 

10:9 Joshua thewefowe came u-unto t-them suddenwy, and went up fwom G-Giwgaw 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight. 

10:10 And t-the WOWD discomfited t-them befowe I-Iswaew, and swew t-them with 
a gweat swaughtew a-at G-Gibeon, and chased t-them awong t-the w-way that goeth 
up to B-Bethhowon, and smote t-them to Azekah, and u-unto Makkedah. 

1-10:11 And it came to pass, as they fwed fwom befowe I-Iswaew, and wewe 
in t-the g-going down to B-Bethhowon, that t-the WOWD cast down gweat s-stonyes 
fwom heaven upon t-them u-unto Azekah, and they ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: they wewe mowe which 
died with haiwstonyes than they whom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew swew with 
t-the swowd. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 T-Then spake Joshua to t-the WOWD in t-the day when t-the WOWD dewivewed 
up t-the Amowites befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and he said in t-the 
sight of I-Iswaew, S-Sun, stand t-thou stiww upon G-Gibeon; and thou, Moon, in 
t-the vawwey of Ajawon. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And t-the sun s-stood stiww, and t-the moon stayed, untiw t-the peopwe 
h-had a-avenged themsewves upon theiw enyemies. Is nyot this wwitten in t-the 
book of Jashew? S-So t-the sun s-stood stiww in t-the m-midst of heaven, and 
hasted nyot to go down about a w-whowe d-day. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo day w-wike that befowe it ow aftew it, that t-the 
WOWD heawkenyed u-unto t-the voice of a man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD fought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Iswaew. 

10:15 And Joshua wetuwnyed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, u-unto t-the camp to 
Giwgaw. 

1-10:16 But these five kings fwed, and hid themsewves in a c-cave a-at 
Makkedah. 

1-10:17 And it w-was towd Joshua, s-saying, The five kings awe f-found hid in 
a c-cave a-at Makkedah. 

10:18 And Joshua said, (≧◡≦) W-Woww gweat s-stonyes upon t-the mouth of t-the cave, 
and s-set men by it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to keep (=`ω´=) t-them: 10:19 And stay ye nyot, but puwsue 
aftew youw >_> e-enyemies, and smite t-the hindmost of t-them; s-suffew t-them nyot to 
entew into theiw cities: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw God hath dewivewed t-them 
into youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And it came to pass, when Joshua and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew h-had 
m-made an end of swaying t-them with a vewy gweat swaughtew, tiww they 
wewe consumed, that t-the w-west which wemainyed of t-them entewed into 
f-fenced cities. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wetuwnyed to t-the camp to Joshua a-at Makkedah in 
peace: nyonye moved his tongue against any of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

10:22 T-Then said Joshua, Open t-the mouth of t-the cave, and bwing out 
those five kings u-unto m-me out of t-the cave. 

1-10:23 And they did so, and b-bwought fowth those five kings u-unto him out 
of t-the cave, t-the king of J-Jewusawem, t-the king of Hebwon, t-the king of 
Jawmuth, t-the king of Wachish, and t-the king of Egwon. 

10:24 And it came to pass, when they b-bwought out those kings u-unto 
Joshua, that Joshua cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of I-Iswaew, and said u-unto 
t-the captains of t-the men of waw which went with him, Come nyeaw, put 
youw feet upon t-the nyecks of these k-kings. And they came nyeaw, and put 
theiw feet upon t-the nyecks of them. 

10:25 And Joshua said u-unto t-them, Feaw nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be dismayed, be stwong 
and of g-good couwage: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus shaww t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw enyemies 
against whom ye fight. 

10:26 And aftewwawd Joshua smote t-them, and swew t-them, and hanged t-them 
on five t-twees: and they wewe hanging upon t-the twees untiw t-the evenying. 

10:27 And it came to pass a-at t-the time of t-the g-going down of t-the sun, 
that Joshua commanded, and they took t-them down off t-the twees, and cast 
t-them into t-the c-cave whewein they h-had b-been hid, and w-waid gweat s-stonyes in 
t-the cave's mouth, which wemain untiw this vewy d-day. 

1-10:28 And that day Joshua took Makkedah, and smote it with t-the edge of 
t-the swowd, and t-the king theweof he u-uttewwy destwoyed, t-them, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the s-souws that wewe thewein; he wet nyonye wemain: and he did to t-the 
king of Makkedah as he did u-unto t-the king of Jewicho. 

10:29 T-Then Joshua passed fwom Makkedah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, u-unto 
Wibnyah, and fought against Wibnyah: 10:30 And t-the WOWD dewivewed it 
awso, and t-the king t-theweof, into t-the hand of I-Iswaew; and he smote it 
with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that wewe thewein; he 
wet nyonye wemain in it; but did u-unto t-the king theweof as he did u-unto 
t-the king of Jewicho. 

10:31 And Joshua passed fwom Wibnyah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, u-unto 
Wachish, and encamped against it, and fought against i-it: 10:32 And t-the 
WOWD dewivewed Wachish into t-the hand of I-Iswaew, which took it on t-the 
second day, and smote it with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws 
that wewe thewein, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had donye to Wibnyah. 

10:33 T-Then Howam king of Gezew came up to hewp Wachish; and Joshua 
smote him and his p-peopwe, untiw he h-had weft him nyonye w-wemainying. 

1-10:34 And fwom Wachish Joshua passed u-unto Egwon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with 
h-him; and they encamped against it, and fought against i-it: 10:35 And 
they took it on that day, and smote it with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein he u-uttewwy destwoyed that day, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had donye to Wachish. 

10:36 And Joshua went up fwom Egwon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, u-unto 
Hebwon; and they fought against i-it: 10:37 And they took it, and smote 
it with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and t-the king t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-cities t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that wewe thewein; he weft nyonye 
wemainying, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had donye to Egwon; but destwoyed 
it uttewwy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that wewe thewein. 

10:38 And Joshua wetuwnyed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, to Debiw; and 
fought against i-it: 10:39 And he took it, and t-the king t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the c-cities t-theweof; and they smote t-them with t-the edge of t-the swowd, 
and u-uttewwy destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that wewe thewein; he weft nyonye 
wemainying: as he h-had donye to Hebwon, so he did to Debiw, and to t-the 
king t-theweof; as he h-had donye awso to Wibnyah, and to hew king. 

1-10:40 S-So Joshua smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy of t-the h-hiwws, and of t-the south, 
and of t-the ~(>_<~) *giggles shyly* v-vawe, and of t-the spwings, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw kings: he weft nyonye 
wemainying, but u-uttewwy destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that bweathed, as t-the WOWD God of 
Iswaew c-commanded. 

1-10:41 And Joshua smote t-them fwom Kadeshbawnyea even u-unto Gaza, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the c-countwy of G-Goshen, even u-unto Gibeon. 

10:42 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these kings and theiw wand did Joshua o(>ω<)o t-take a-at onye time, 
because t-the WOWD God of Iswaew fought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew. 

10:43 And Joshua wetuwnyed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, u-unto t-the camp to 
Giwgaw. 

11:1 And it came to pass, when Jabin king of Hazow h-had heawd those 
things, that he sent to Jobab king of (✧∀✧)/ *pokes you* M-Madon, and to t-the king of 
Shimwon, and to t-the king of A-Achshaph, 11:2 And to t-the kings that wewe 
on t-the nyowth of t-the mountains, and of t-the pwains south of Chinnyewoth, 
and in t-the vawwey, and in t-the b-bowdews of Dow on t-the west, 11:3 And to 
t-the Canyaanyite on t-the east and on t-the west, and to t-the Amowite, and t-the 
Hittite, and t-the Pewizzite, and t-the Jebusite in t-the mountains, and to 
t-the Hivite undew Hewmon in t-the wand of Mizpeh. 

11:4 And they went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, they and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw hosts with t-them, m-much 
p-peopwe, even as t-the sand that is upon t-the sea showe in muwtitude, with 
howses and chawiots vewy many. 

11:5 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these kings wewe met togethew, they came and (✯◡✯) p-pitched 
togethew a-at t-the watews of Mewom, to fight against Iswaew. 

11:6 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Joshua, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid because of (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
to mowwow about this time wiww I d-dewivew t-them up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-swain befowe 
Iswaew: t-thou shawt hough theiw howses, and buwn theiw chawiots with 
fiwe. 

11:7 S-So Joshua came, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of waw with him, against t-them 
by t-the watews of ~(>_<~) *shuffles closer* M-Mewom (--_--) s-suddenwy; and they feww upon them. 

11:8 And t-the WOWD dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of I-Iswaew, who smote 
t-them, and chased t-them u-unto gweat Zidon, and u-unto Miswephothmaim, and 
u-unto t-the vawwey of Mizpeh eastwawd; and they smote t-them, untiw they 
weft t-them nyonye w-wemainying. 

11:9 And Joshua did u-unto t-them as t-the WOWD bade him: he houghed theiw 
howses, and buwnt theiw chawiots with fiwe. 

11:10 And Joshua a-at that time (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and took H-Hazow, and smote 
t-the king theweof with t-the (--_--) s-swowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Hazow befowetime w-was t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those k-kingdoms. 

11:11 And they smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souws that wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein with t-the edge of 
t-the swowd, u-uttewwy destwoying (=`ω´=) t-them: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot any weft to b-bweathe: 
and he buwnt Hazow with fiwe. 

11:12 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of those kings, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-them, 
did Joshua take, and smote t-them with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and he 
u-uttewwy destwoyed t-them, as Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD c-commanded. 

11:13 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cities that s-stood stiww in theiw stwength, Iswaew 
buwnyed nyonye of t-them, s-save Hazow onwy; that did Joshua buwn. 

11:14 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the spoiw of these cities, and t-the cattwe, t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey u-unto themsewves; but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man they smote 
with t-the edge of t-the swowd, untiw they h-had destwoyed t-them, nyeithew 
weft they any to bweathe. 

11:15 As t-the WOWD commanded Moses his s-sewvant, so did Moses command 
Joshua, and so did J-Joshua; he weft nyothing undonye of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD 
commanded M-Moses. 

11:16 S-So Joshua took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wand, t-the h-hiwws, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the south 
countwy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of G-Goshen, and t-the vawwey, and t-the pwain, 
and t-the mountain of I-Iswaew, and t-the vawwey of t-the same; 11:17 Even 
fwom t-the mount H-Hawak, that goeth up to Seiw, even u-unto B-Baawgad in t-the 
vawwey of Webanyon undew mount Hewmon: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw kings he took, and 
smote t-them, and swew them. 

11:18 Joshua m-made waw a wong time with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those k-kings. 

11:19 Thewe w-was nyot a city that m-made peace with t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, s-save t-the Hivites t-the i-inhabitants of G-Gibeon: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew they 
took in battwe. 

11:20 Fow it w-was of t-the WOWD to hawden theiw heawts, that they shouwd 
come against Iswaew in battwe, that he m-might d-destwoy t-them uttewwy, and 
that they m-might have nyo favouw, but that he m-might d-destwoy t-them, as t-the 
WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

11:21 And a-at that time came Joshua, and cut off t-the Anyakims fwom t-the 
mountains, fwom Hebwon, fwom Debiw, fwom Anyab, and fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
mountains of Judah, and fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mountains of Iswaew: Joshua 
destwoyed t-them u-uttewwy with theiw cities. 

11:22 Thewe w-was nyonye of t-the Anyakims weft in t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew: onwy in Gaza, in Gath, and in A-Ashdod, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wemainyed. 

1-11:23 S-So Joshua took t-the w-whowe wand, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD 
said u-unto Moses; and Joshua gave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto Iswaew 
a-accowding to theiw divisions by theiw twibes. And t-the wand wested fwom 
waw. 

12:1 Nyow these awe t-the kings of t-the wand, which t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
smote, and p-possessed theiw wand on t-the othew side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan towawd t-the 
wising of t-the sun, fwom t-the wivew Awnyon u-unto mount Hewmon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
pwain on t-the east: (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, who d-dwewt in 
(つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and wuwed fwom Awoew, which is upon t-the bank of t-the wivew 
A-Awnyon, and fwom t-the middwe of t-the wivew, and fwom hawf Giwead, even 
u-unto t-the wivew Jabbok, which is t-the bowdew of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon; 
12:3 And fwom t-the pwain to t-the sea of Chinnyewoth on t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and u-unto 
t-the sea of t-the pwain, even t-the sawt sea on t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, t-the w-way to 
Bethjeshimoth; and fwom t-the south, undew Ashdothpisgah: 12:4 And t-the 
coast of Og king of B-Bashan, which w-was of t-the wemnyant of t-the giants, 
that d-dwewt a-at A-Ashtawoth and a-at (o･ω･o) E-Edwei, 1-12:5 And weignyed in mount 
Hewmon, and in Sawcah, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww B-Bashan, u-unto t-the bowdew of t-the 
Geshuwites and t-the Maachathites, and hawf Giwead, t-the bowdew of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon 
king of Heshbon. 

12:6 Them did Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
smite: and Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD gave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession u-unto 
t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and t-the G-Gadites, and t-the hawf twibe of M-Manyasseh. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And these awe t-the kings of t-the c-countwy which Joshua and t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew smote on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan on t-the west, fwom B-Baawgad 
in t-the vawwey of Webanyon even u-unto t-the mount H-Hawak, that goeth up to 
Seiw; which Joshua gave u-unto t-the twibes of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession 
a-accowding to theiw d-divisions; 12:8 In t-the mountains, and in t-the 
vawweys, and in t-the pwains, and in t-the spwings, and in t-the wiwdewnyess, 
and in t-the south countwy; t-the Hittites, t-the A-Amowites, and t-the 
Canyaanyites, t-the Pewizzites, t-the Hivites, and t-the Jebusites: 12:9 The 
king of Jewicho, onye; t-the king of Ai, which is beside Bethew, onye; 
12:10 The king of J-Jewusawem, onye; t-the king of Hebwon, onye; 1-12:11 The 
king of Jawmuth, onye; t-the king of Wachish, onye; 12:12 The king of 
Egwon, onye; t-the king of G-Gezew, onye; 12:13 The king of Debiw, onye; t-the 
king of Gedew, onye; 12:14 The king of Howmah, onye; t-the king of Awad, 
onye; 1-12:15 The king of Wibnyah, onye; t-the king of A-Aduwwam, onye; 12:16 
The king of Makkedah, onye; t-the king of Bethew, onye; 12:17 The king of 
(´-ω-`) T-Tappuah, onye; t-the king of (☆▽☆) H-Hephew, onye; (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 The king of Aphek, onye; 
t-the king of Washawon, onye; 12:19 The king of (✧∀✧)/ *pokes you* M-Madon, onye; t-the king of 
H-Hazow, onye; 12:20 The king of Shimwonmewon, onye; t-the king of A-Achshaph, 
onye; 1-12:21 The king of T-Taanyach, onye; t-the king of Megiddo, onye; 12:22 
The king of Kedesh, onye; t-the king of Joknyeam of Cawmew, onye; 12:23 The 
king of Dow in t-the coast of Dow, onye; t-the king of t-the nyations of 
G-Giwgaw, onye; 12:24 The king of Tiwzah, onye: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings thiwty and 
onye. 

13:1 Nyow Joshua w-was o-owd and s-stwicken in yeaws; and t-the WOWD said u-unto 
him, T-Thou awt o-owd and s-stwicken in yeaws, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyeth (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet vewy 
m-much wand to be (⌒ω⌒) p-possessed. 

13:2 This is t-the wand that (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wemainyeth: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-bowdews of t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Geshuwi, 13:3 Fwom Sihow, which is befowe Egypt, 
even u-unto t-the b-bowdews of (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon nyowthwawd, which is c-counted to t-the 
Canyaanyite: five wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes; t-the Gazathites, and t-the 
Ashdothites, t-the Eshkawonyites, t-the Gittites, and t-the Ekwonyites; awso 
t-the Avites: 13:4 Fwom t-the south, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of t-the Canyaanyites, and 
M-Meawah that is beside t-the Sidonyians u-unto Aphek, to t-the b-bowdews of t-the 
Amowites: 13:5 And t-the wand of t-the Gibwites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Webanyon, towawd 
t-the sunwising, fwom B-Baawgad undew mount Hewmon u-unto t-the entewing into 
H-Hamath. 

13:6 Aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww c-countwy fwom Webanyon u-unto 
Miswephothmaim, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Sidonyians, t-them wiww I dwive out fwom 
befowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: onwy divide t-thou it by wot u-unto t-the 
Iswaewites (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, as I have commanded thee. 

13:7 Nyow thewefowe divide this wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto t-the nyinye 
t-twibes, and t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, 13:8 With whom t-the Weubenyites 
and t-the Gadites have weceived theiw inhewitance, which Moses gave 
t-them, beyond (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan eastwawd, even as Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD 
gave t-them; 13:9 Fwom Awoew, that is upon t-the bank of t-the wivew A-Awnyon, 
and t-the city that is in t-the m-midst of t-the wivew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwain of 
Medeba u-unto D-Dibon; 1-13:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the 
A-Amowites, which weignyed in (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, u-unto t-the bowdew of t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon; 1-13:11 And Giwead, and t-the bowdew of t-the Geshuwites and 
Maachathites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mount Hewmon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Bashan u-unto Sawcah; 13:12 
Aww t-the kingdom of Og in B-Bashan, which weignyed in A-Ashtawoth and in 
(o･ω･o) E-Edwei, who wemainyed of t-the wemnyant of t-the g-giants: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these did Moses 
smite, and cast t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

13:13 Nyevewthewess t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew expewwed nyot t-the Geshuwites, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the M-Maachathites: but t-the Geshuwites and t-the Maachathites dweww 
among t-the Iswaewites untiw this d-day. 

13:14 Onwy u-unto t-the twibes of Wevi he gave nyonye inhewitance; t-the 
s-sacwifices of t-the WOWD God of Iswaew m-made by fiwe awe theiw 
inhewitance, as he said u-unto them. 

13:15 And Moses gave u-unto t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance a-accowding to theiw famiwies. 

1-13:16 And theiw coast w-was fwom Awoew, that is on t-the bank of t-the wivew 
A-Awnyon, and t-the city that is in t-the m-midst of t-the wivew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
pwain by Medeba; 13:17 (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew c-cities that awe in t-the 
pwain; Dibon, and Bamothbaaw, and B-Bethbaawmeon, 13:18 And Jahaza, and 
K-Kedemoth, and Mephaath, 13:19 And Kiwjathaim, and Sibmah, and 
Zawethshahaw in t-the mount of t-the vawwey, 1-13:20 And Bethpeow, and 
Ashdothpisgah, and Bethjeshimoth, 13:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of t-the 
pwain, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kingdom of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, which 
weignyed in (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, whom Moses smote with t-the pwinces of Midian, Evi, 
and Wekem, and Zuw, and H-Huw, and Weba, which wewe (=^‥^=) d-dukes of Sihon, 
dwewwing in t-the countwy. 

13:22 Bawaam awso t-the son of Beow, t-the soothsayew, did t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew (✧∀✧)/ s-sway with t-the s-swowd among t-them that wewe s-swain by them. 

13:23 And t-the bowdew of t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben w-was Jowdan, and t-the 
bowdew t-theweof. This w-was t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben 
aftew theiw famiwies, t-the c-cities and t-the v-viwwages t-theweof. 

13:24 And Moses gave (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto t-the twibe of Gad, even u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of Gad a-accowding to theiw famiwies. 

13:25 And theiw coast w-was Jazew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Giwead, and 
hawf t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, u-unto Awoew that is befowe 
Wabbah; 13:26 And fwom H-Heshbon u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *twerks* W-Wamathmizpeh, and Betonyim; and 
fwom Mahanyaim u-unto t-the bowdew of Debiw; 13:27 And in t-the vawwey, 
Bethawam, and Bethnyimwah, and Succoth, and Zaphon, t-the w-west of t-the 
kingdom of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan and his bowdew, even u-unto t-the 
edge of t-the sea of Chinnyeweth on t-the othew side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan e-eastwawd. 

13:28 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of Gad aftew theiw 
famiwies, t-the cities, and theiw viwwages. 

13:29 And Moses gave (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh: and 
this w-was t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the hawf twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh 
by theiw famiwies. 

13:30 And theiw coast w-was fwom M-Mahanyaim, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww B-Bashan, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kingdom 
of Og king of B-Bashan, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the towns of Jaiw, which awe in B-Bashan, 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe cities: 13:31 And hawf Giwead, and A-Ashtawoth, and (o･ω･o) E-Edwei, 
c-cities of t-the kingdom of Og in B-Bashan, wewe pewtainying u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of M-Machiw t-the son of Manyasseh, even to t-the onye hawf of t-the 
chiwdwen of M-Machiw by theiw famiwies. 

~(>_<~) 1-13:32 These awe t-the countwies which Moses did d-distwibute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in t-the pwains of M-Moab, on t-the othew side Jowdan, by 
Jewicho, e-eastwawd. 

13:33 But u-unto t-the twibe of Wevi Moses gave nyot any inhewitance: t-the 
WOWD God of Iswaew w-was theiw inhewitance, as he said u-unto them. 

14:1 And these awe t-the countwies which t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
(^-^*)/ i-inhewited in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, which Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and Joshua 
t-the son of Nyun, and t-the heads of t-the f-fathews of t-the twibes of t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, d-distwibuted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to them. 

14:2 By wot w-was theiw inhewitance, as t-the WOWD commanded by t-the hand 
of Moses, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyinye t-twibes, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hawf twibe. 

14:3 Fow Moses h-had given t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of two twibes and an hawf 
twibe on t-the othew side Jowdan: but u-unto t-the Wevites he gave nyonye 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among them. 

14:4 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Joseph wewe two t-twibes, Manyasseh and Ephwaim: 
thewefowe they gave nyo pawt u-unto t-the Wevites in t-the wand, s-save c-cities 
to dweww in, with theiw s-subuwbs (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw cattwe and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
substance. 

1-14:5 As t-the WOWD commanded Moses, so t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did, and 
they d-divided t-the wand. 

14:6 T-Then t-the chiwdwen of Judah came u-unto Joshua in G-Giwgaw: and C-Caweb 
t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh t-the Kenyezite said u-unto him, T-Thou k-knyowest t-the 
t-thing that t-the WOWD said u-unto Moses t-the man of God c-concewnying m-me and 
thee in Kadeshbawnyea. 

14:7 F-Fowty yeaws o-owd w-was I when Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD sent m-me 
fwom Kadeshbawnyea to espy out t-the wand; and I b-bwought him wowd again 
as it w-was in minye heawt. 

14:8 Nyevewthewess o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that went up with m-me m-made t-the heawt of 
t-the peopwe mewt: but I whowwy f-fowwowed t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

14:9 And Moses swawe on that day, s-saying, S-Suwewy t-the wand wheweon thy 
feet have twodden shaww be thinye inhewitance, and thy c-chiwdwen's (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew, because t-thou hast whowwy f-fowwowed t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

14:10 And n-nyow, b-behowd, t-the WOWD hath kept m-me awive, as he said, these 
f-fowty and five yeaws, even since t-the WOWD spake this wowd u-unto Moses, 
whiwe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew OwO w-wandewed in t-the wiwdewnyess: and n-nyow, wo, 
I am this day fouwscowe and five yeaws owd. 

14:11 As (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I am as stwong this day as I w-was in t-the day that Moses 
sent me: as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength w-was then, even so is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength n-nyow, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw, 
both to go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and to come in. 

1-14:12 Nyow thewefowe g-give m-me this mountain, wheweof t-the WOWD spake in 
that >_> d-day; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou heawdest in that day how t-the Anyakims wewe thewe, 
and that t-the c-cities wewe gweat and fenced: if so be t-the WOWD wiww be 
with me, t-then I shaww be abwe to dwive t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, as t-the WOWD said. 

14:13 And Joshua bwessed him, and gave u-unto C-Caweb t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh 
H-Hebwon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance. 

14:14 H-Hebwon thewefowe became t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of C-Caweb t-the son of 
J-Jephunnyeh t-the Kenyezite u-unto this day, because that he whowwy f-fowwowed 
t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. 

1-14:15 And t-the nyame of H-Hebwon befowe w-was Kiwjathawba; which Awba w-was a 
gweat man among t-the Anyakims. And t-the wand h-had w-west fwom waw. 

15:1 This t-then w-was t-the wot of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Judah by 
theiw famiwies; even to t-the bowdew of Edom t-the wiwdewnyess of Zin 
southwawd w-was t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the south coast. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And theiw south bowdew w-was fwom t-the showe of t-the sawt sea, fwom 
t-the bay that wooketh s-southwawd: 1-15:3 And it went out to t-the south side 
to Maawehacwabbim, and passed awong to Zin, and ascended up on t-the 
south side u-unto Kadeshbawnyea, and passed awong to Hezwon, and went up 
to Adaw, and fetched a compass to K-Kawkaa: :3 1-15:4 Fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence it passed 
towawd Azmon, and went out u-unto t-the wivew of Egypt; and t-the goings out 
of that coast wewe a-at t-the sea: this shaww be youw south coast. 

1-15:5 And t-the east bowdew w-was t-the sawt sea, even u-unto t-the end of 
Jowdan. 

And theiw bowdew in t-the nyowth quawtew w-was fwom t-the bay of t-the sea a-at 
t-the uttewmost pawt of Jowdan: 15:6 And t-the bowdew went up to 
Bethhogwa, and passed awong by t-the nyowth of Bethawabah; and t-the bowdew 
went up to t-the stonye of Bohan t-the son of Weuben: 15:7 And t-the bowdew 
went up towawd Debiw fwom t-the vawwey of (T_T) A-Achow, and so nyowthwawd, 
wooking towawd G-Giwgaw, that is befowe t-the g-going up to Adummim, which 
is on t-the south side of t-the wivew: and t-the bowdew passed towawd t-the 
watews of Enshemesh, and t-the goings out theweof wewe a-at Enwogew: 15:8 
And t-the bowdew went up by t-the vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom u-unto t-the 
south side of t-the Jebusite; t-the same is Jewusawem: and t-the bowdew went 
up to t-the top of t-the mountain that wieth befowe t-the vawwey of Hinnyom 
westwawd, which is a-at t-the end of t-the vawwey of t-the giants nyowthwawd: 
15:9 And t-the bowdew w-was dwawn fwom t-the top of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww u-unto t-the 
fountain of t-the w-watew of Nyephtoah, and went out to t-the c-cities of mount 
♡(｡- ω -) E-Ephwon; and t-the bowdew w-was dwawn to B-Baawah, which is Kiwjathjeawim: 
15:10 And t-the bowdew compassed fwom Baawah westwawd u-unto mount Seiw, 
and passed awong u-unto t-the side of mount Jeawim, which is Chesawon, on 
t-the nyowth side, and went down to Bethshemesh, and passed on to Timnyah: 
15:11 And t-the bowdew went out u-unto t-the side of (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon nyowthwawd: and 
t-the bowdew w-was dwawn to Shicwon, and passed awong to mount B-Baawah, and 
went out u-unto Jabnyeew; and t-the goings out of t-the bowdew wewe a-at t-the 
sea. 

15:12 And t-the west bowdew w-was to t-the gweat sea, and t-the coast t-theweof. 

This is t-the coast of t-the chiwdwen of Judah (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about a-accowding to 
theiw famiwies. 

1-15:13 And u-unto C-Caweb t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh he gave a pawt among t-the 
chiwdwen of Judah, a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the WOWD to Joshua, 
even t-the city of Awba t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Anyak, which city is H-Hebwon. 

15:14 And C-Caweb (o_O)! d-dwove (o´∀`o) t-thence t-the thwee sons of Anyak, Sheshai, and 
Ahiman, and Tawmai, t-the chiwdwen of Anyak. 

15:15 And he went up (o´∀`o) t-thence to t-the i-inhabitants of Debiw: and t-the nyame 
of Debiw befowe w-was K-Kiwjathsephew. 

15:16 And C-Caweb said, He that smiteth Kiwjathsephew, and taketh it, to 
him wiww I g-give A-Achsah o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew to wife. 

15:17 And Othnyiew t-the son of Kenyaz, t-the b-bwothew of Caweb, took i-it: and 
he gave him A-Achsah his daughtew to wife. 

15:18 And it came to pass, as she came u-unto him, that she moved him to 
ask of hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew a fiewd: and she wighted off hew ass; and C-Caweb said 
u-unto hew, What wouwdest thou? 1-15:19 Who answewed, Give m-me a b-bwessing; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast given m-me a south wand; g-give m-me awso spwings of watew. 
And he gave hew t-the (--_--) u-uppew spwings, and t-the nyethew spwings. 

1-15:20 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Judah 
a-accowding to theiw famiwies. 

15:21 And t-the uttewmost c-cities of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Judah 
towawd t-the coast of Edom southwawd wewe Kabzeew, and Edew, and J-Jaguw, 
15:22 And Kinyah, and Dimonyah, and A-Adadah, 1-15:23 And Kedesh, and H-Hazow, 
and I-Ithnyan, 1-15:24 Z-Ziph, and Tewem, and Beawoth, 15:25 And H-Hazow, 
Hadattah, and Kewioth, and Hezwon, which is H-Hazow, 15:26 Amam, and 
Shema, and Mowadah, 15:27 And Hazawgaddah, and Heshmon, and Bethpawet, 
{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And Hazawshuaw, and Beewsheba, and Bizjothjah, ;;w;; 1-15:29 B-Baawah, and 
Iim, and Azem, 15:30 And Ewtowad, and Chesiw, and Howmah, 15:31 And 
Zikwag, and (°ㅂ°╬) M-Madmannyah, and (ノωヽ) *twerks* S-Sansannyah, 15:32 And Webaoth, and Shiwhim, 
and Ain, and Wimmon: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities awe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and nyinye, with theiw 
viwwages: 1-15:33 And in t-the vawwey, Eshtaow, and Zoweah, and Ashnyah, 
15:34 And Zanyoah, and Engannyim, (´-ω-`) T-Tappuah, and Enyam, 1-15:35 Jawmuth, and 
A-Aduwwam, Socoh, and Azekah, 1-15:36 And Shawaim, and Adithaim, and 
Gedewah, and (T_T) G-Gedewothaim; fouwteen c-cities with theiw viwwages: 1-15:37 
Zenyan, and Hadashah, and Migdawgad, 1-15:38 And D-Diwean, and Mizpeh, and 
Joktheew, 15:39 Wachish, and B-Bozkath, and Egwon, 1-15:40 And Cabbon, and 
Wahmam, and Kithwish, 15:41 And Gedewoth, Bethdagon, and Nyaamah, and 
Makkedah; sixteen c-cities with theiw viwwages: 15:42 Wibnyah, and Ethew, 
and Ashan, 15:43 And Jiphtah, and Ashnyah, and (;;;*_*) N-Nyezib, 15:44 And Keiwah, 
and Achzib, and Maweshah; nyinye c-cities with theiw viwwages: 15:45 
Ekwon, with hew towns and hew viwwages: 15:46 Fwom (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon even u-unto t-the 
sea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that way (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw A-Ashdod, with theiw viwwages: 15:47 Ashdod with 
hew towns and hew viwwages, Gaza with hew towns and hew viwwages, u-unto 
t-the wivew of Egypt, and t-the gweat sea, and t-the bowdew theweof: 1-15:48 
And in t-the mountains, S-Shamiw, and Jattiw, and Socoh, 1-15:49 And Dannyah, 
and Kiwjathsannyah, which is Debiw, 15:50 And Anyab, and Eshtemoh, and 
A-Anyim, 15:51 And G-Goshen, and Howon, and Giwoh; eweven c-cities with theiw 
viwwages: 1-15:52 Awab, and Dumah, and Eshean, 15:53 And Janyum, and 
Bethtappuah, and Aphekah, 15:54 And H-Humtah, and Kiwjathawba, which is 
Hebwon, and Ziow; nyinye c-cities with theiw viwwages: 15:55 Maon, Cawmew, 
and Z-Ziph, and J-Juttah, 15:56 And Jezweew, and Jokdeam, and Zanyoah, 
15:57 Cain, Gibeah, and T-Timnyah; t-ten c-cities with theiw viwwages: 15:58 
Hawhuw, B-Bethzuw, and Gedow, 15:59 And Maawath, and Bethanyoth, and 
Ewtekon; six c-cities with theiw viwwages: 15:60 Kiwjathbaaw, which is 
Kiwjathjeawim, and Wabbah; two c-cities with theiw viwwages: 15:61 In 
t-the wiwdewnyess, B-Bethawabah, Middin, and Secacah, 15:62 And N-Nyibshan, 
and t-the city of Sawt, and Engedi; six c-cities with theiw viwwages. 

15:63 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Jebusites t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, t-the chiwdwen 
of Judah couwd nyot dwive t-them out; but t-the Jebusites dweww with t-the 
chiwdwen of Judah a-at Jewusawem u-unto this d-day. 

16:1 And t-the wot of t-the chiwdwen of Joseph feww fwom (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan by 
Jewicho, u-unto t-the w-watew of Jewicho on t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, to t-the wiwdewnyess that 
goeth up fwom Jewicho (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout mount Bethew, 16:2 And goeth out fwom 
Bethew to W-Wuz, and passeth awong u-unto t-the b-bowdews of Awchi to Atawoth, 
16:3 And goeth down westwawd to t-the coast of Japhweti, u-unto t-the coast 
of Bethhowon t-the nyethew, and to Gezew; and t-the goings out theweof awe 
a-at t-the sea. 

16:4 S-So t-the chiwdwen of Joseph, Manyasseh and Ephwaim, took theiw 
inhewitance. 

16:5 And t-the bowdew of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim a-accowding to theiw 
famiwies w-was thus: even t-the bowdew of theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance on t-the east 
side w-was Atawothaddaw, u-unto Bethhowon t-the uppew; 1-16:6 And t-the bowdew 
went out towawd t-the sea to Michmethah on t-the nyowth side; and t-the 
bowdew went about eastwawd u-unto Taanyathshiwoh, and passed by it on t-the 
east to Janyohah; 16:7 And it went down fwom J-Janyohah to Atawoth, and to 
Nyaawath, and came to Jewicho, and went out a-at Jowdan. 

16:8 The bowdew went out fwom Tappuah westwawd u-unto t-the wivew Kanyah; 
and t-the goings out theweof wewe a-at t-the sea. This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of 
t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim by theiw famiwies. 

1-16:9 And t-the sepawate c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim wewe among 
t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities with theiw 
viwwages. 

1-16:10 And they dwave nyot out t-the Canyaanyites that d-dwewt in Gezew: but 
t-the Canyaanyites dweww among t-the Ephwaimites u-unto this day, and sewve 
undew twibute. 

17:1 Thewe w-was awso a wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twibe of Manyasseh; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was t-the 
fiwstbown of Joseph; to wit, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow M-Machiw t-the fiwstbown of Manyasseh, t-the 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Giwead: because he w-was a man of waw, thewefowe he h-had Giwead 
and B-Bashan. 

17:2 Thewe w-was awso a wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-west of t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh by 
theiw famiwies; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Abiezew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of 
Hewek, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of A-Aswiew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of 
S-Shechem, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of (☆▽☆) H-Hephew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of 
S-Shemida: these wewe t-the m-mawe chiwdwen of Manyasseh t-the son of Joseph by 
theiw famiwies. 

17:3 But Zewophehad, t-the son of (☆▽☆) H-Hephew, t-the son of Giwead, t-the son of 
Machiw, t-the son of Manyasseh, h-had nyo ^-^ s-sons, but daughtews: and these awe 
t-the nyames of his (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, o(>ω<)o M-Mahwah, and Nyoah, Hogwah, Miwcah, and 
Tiwzah. 

17:4 And they came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw befowe Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and befowe Joshua 
t-the son of Nyun, and befowe t-the pwinces, s-saying, The WOWD commanded 
Moses to g-give us an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among ouw bwethwen. Thewefowe 
a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the WOWD he gave t-them an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance 
among t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of theiw fathew. 

17:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww t-ten powtions to Manyasseh, beside t-the wand of 
Giwead and B-Bashan, which wewe on t-the othew side Jowdan; 17:6 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because 
t-the daughtews of Manyasseh h-had an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among his sons: and t-the 
w-west of Manyasseh's sons h-had t-the wand of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

17:7 And t-the coast of Manyasseh w-was fwom Ashew to M-Michmethah, that 
wieth befowe Shechem; and t-the bowdew went awong on t-the wight hand u-unto 
t-the i-inhabitants of Entappuah. 

1-17:8 Nyow Manyasseh h-had t-the wand of Tappuah: but Tappuah on t-the bowdew 
of Manyasseh bewonged to t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim; 17:9 And t-the coast 
descended u-unto t-the wivew Kanyah, southwawd of t-the wivew: these c-cities 
of Ephwaim awe among t-the c-cities of Manyasseh: t-the coast of Manyasseh 
awso w-was on t-the nyowth side of t-the wivew, and t-the outgoings of it wewe 
a-at t-the sea: 17:10 S-Southwawd it w-was Ephwaim's, and nyowthwawd it w-was 
Manyasseh's, and t-the sea is his b-bowdew; and they met togethew in Ashew 
on t-the nyowth, and in Issachaw on t-the east. 

17:11 And Manyasseh h-had in Issachaw and in Ashew Bethshean and hew 
t-towns, and I-Ibweam and hew t-towns, and t-the i-inhabitants of Dow and hew 
t-towns, and t-the i-inhabitants of E-Endow and hew t-towns, and t-the i-inhabitants 
of (つ✧ω✧)つ T-Taanyach and hew t-towns, and t-the i-inhabitants of Megiddo and hew 
t-towns, even thwee c-countwies. 

17:12 Y-Yet t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh couwd nyot dwive out t-the i-inhabitants 
of those cities; but t-the Canyaanyites w-wouwd dweww in that wand. 

17:13 Y-Yet it came to pass, when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe waxen 
stwong, that they put t-the Canyaanyites to t-twibute, but did nyot u-uttewwy 
dwive t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

17:14 And t-the chiwdwen of Joseph spake u-unto Joshua, s-saying, Why hast 
t-thou given m-me but onye wot and onye powtion to inhewit, seeing I am a 
gweat p-peopwe, fowasmuch as t-the WOWD hath bwessed m-me hithewto? (=①ω①=) 1-17:15 
And Joshua answewed t-them, If t-thou be a gweat p-peopwe, t-then get thee up 
to t-the w-wood countwy, and cut down (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thysewf (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the wand of t-the 
Pewizzites and of t-the giants, if mount Ephwaim be too nyawwow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. 

17:16 And t-the chiwdwen of Joseph said, The (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww is nyot e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Canyaanyites that dweww in t-the wand of t-the vawwey have 
chawiots of i-iwon, both they who awe of Bethshean and hew t-towns, and 
they who awe of t-the vawwey of Jezweew. 

17:17 And Joshua spake u-unto t-the house of Joseph, even to Ephwaim and 
to Manyasseh, s-saying, T-Thou awt a gweat p-peopwe, and hast gweat powew: 
t-thou shawt nyot have onye wot onwy: 17:18 But t-the mountain shaww be 
thinye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a wood, and t-thou shawt cut it down: and t-the outgoings 
of it shaww be thinye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt dwive out t-the Canyaanyites, t-though 
they have (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon c-chawiots, and t-though they be s-stwong. 

18:1 And t-the w-whowe c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew assembwed 
togethew a-at S-Shiwoh, and s-set up t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation 
thewe. And t-the wand w-was subdued befowe them. 

18:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew seven t-twibes, 
which h-had nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet weceived theiw inhewitance. 

18:3 And Joshua said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, How wong awe ye 
swack to go to possess t-the wand, which t-the WOWD God of youw f-fathews 
hath given y-you? 18:4 Give out fwom among you thwee men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow each 
twibe: and I wiww send t-them, and they shaww wise, and go thwough t-the 
wand, and descwibe it a-accowding to t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-them; and they 
shaww come again to me. 

18:5 And they shaww divide it into seven pawts: Judah shaww abide in 
theiw coast on t-the south, and t-the house of Joseph shaww abide in theiw 
coasts on t-the n-nyowth. 

18:6 Ye shaww thewefowe descwibe t-the wand into seven pawts, and bwing 
t-the (☆▽☆) d-descwiption hithew to me, that I may cast wots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you hewe befowe 
t-the WOWD ouw God. 

18:7 But t-the Wevites have nyo pawt among you; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiesthood of t-the 
WOWD is theiw inhewitance: and Gad, and W-Weuben, and hawf t-the twibe of 
Manyasseh, have weceived theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance beyond (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan on t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, 
which Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD gave them. 

18:8 And t-the men a-awose, and went (☆ω☆) a-away: and Joshua c-chawged t-them that 
went to descwibe t-the wand, s-saying, Go and wawk thwough t-the wand, and 
descwibe it, and come again to me, that I may hewe cast wots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you 
befowe t-the WOWD in Shiwoh. 

18:9 And t-the men went and passed thwough t-the wand, and descwibed it by 
c-cities into seven pawts in a b-book, and came again to Joshua to t-the 
\(★ω★)/ h-host a-at Shiwoh. 

18:10 And Joshua cast wots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them in Shiwoh befowe t-the WOWD: and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Joshua d-divided t-the wand u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a-accowding to 
theiw divisions. 

1-18:11 And t-the wot of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin came up 
a-accowding to theiw famiwies: and t-the coast of theiw wot came fowth 
b-between t-the chiwdwen of Judah and t-the chiwdwen of Joseph. 

18:12 And theiw bowdew on t-the nyowth side w-was fwom Jowdan; and t-the 
bowdew went up to t-the side of Jewicho on t-the nyowth side, and went up 
thwough t-the mountains westwawd; and t-the goings out theweof wewe a-at t-the 
wiwdewnyess of Bethaven. 

18:13 And t-the bowdew went o-ovew fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence towawd W-Wuz, to t-the side of 
W-Wuz, which is Bethew, southwawd; and t-the bowdew descended to 
Atawothadaw, (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww that wieth on t-the south side of t-the nyethew 
(✧∀✧)/ *cries* B-Bethhowon. 

18:14 And t-the bowdew w-was dwawn thence, and compassed t-the cownyew of t-the 
sea southwawd, fwom t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww that wieth befowe Bethhowon southwawd; 
and t-the goings out theweof wewe a-at Kiwjathbaaw, which is 
Kiwjathjeawim, a city of t-the chiwdwen of Judah: this w-was t-the west 
q-quawtew. 

18:15 And t-the south quawtew w-was fwom t-the end of Kiwjathjeawim, and t-the 
bowdew went out on t-the west, and went out to t-the w-weww of watews of 
Nyephtoah: 18:16 And t-the bowdew came down to t-the end of t-the mountain 
that wieth befowe t-the vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom, and which is in t-the 
vawwey of t-the giants on t-the nyowth, and descended to t-the vawwey of 
Hinnyom, to t-the side of Jebusi on t-the south, and descended to Enwogew, 
18:17 And w-was dwawn fwom t-the nyowth, and went fowth to Enshemesh, and 
went fowth towawd Gewiwoth, which is o-ovew against t-the g-going up of 
Adummim, and descended to t-the stonye of Bohan t-the son of W-Weuben, 18:18 
And passed awong towawd t-the side o-ovew against Awabah nyowthwawd, and 
went down u-unto Awabah: 18:19 And t-the bowdew passed awong to t-the side 
of Bethhogwah nyowthwawd: and t-the outgoings of t-the bowdew wewe a-at t-the 
nyowth bay of t-the sawt sea a-at t-the south end of Jowdan: this w-was t-the 
south coast. 

18:20 And (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan w-was t-the bowdew of it on t-the east side. This w-was t-the 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin, by t-the coasts theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
a-about, a-accowding to theiw famiwies. 

1-18:21 Nyow t-the c-cities of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin 
a-accowding to theiw famiwies wewe Jewicho, and Bethhogwah, and t-the 
vawwey of K-Keziz, 18:22 And B-Bethawabah, and Zemawaim, and Bethew, 1-18:23 
And Avim, and Phawah, and (ノωヽ) O-Ophwah, 18:24 And Chephawhaammonyai, and 
Ophnyi, and G-Gaba; twewve c-cities with theiw viwwages: 18:25 G-Gibeon, and 
(=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and B-Beewoth, 18:26 And Mizpeh, and C-Chephiwah, and (^-^*)/ M-Mozah, 18:27 
And Wekem, and Iwpeew, and Tawawah, 18:28 And Zewah, Eweph, and 
J-Jebusi, which is J-Jewusawem, G-Gibeath, and K-Kiwjath; fouwteen c-cities with 
theiw viwwages. This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin 
a-accowding to theiw famiwies. 

19:1 And t-the second wot came fowth to S-Simeon, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twibe of 
t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon a-accowding to theiw famiwies: and theiw 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance w-was within t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of J-Judah. 

19:2 And they h-had in theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance Beewsheba, and Sheba, and 
Mowadah, 19:3 And Hazawshuaw, and Bawah, and Azem, 19:4 And Ewtowad, 
and B-Bethuw, and Howmah, 19:5 And Zikwag, and B-Bethmawcaboth, and 
Hazawsusah, 1-19:6 And Bethwebaoth, and Shawuhen; thiwteen c-cities and 
theiw viwwages: 19:7 Ain, Wemmon, and Ethew, and A-Ashan; fouw c-cities 
and theiw viwwages: 19:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the v-viwwages that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about 
these c-cities to Baawathbeew, Wamath of t-the south. This is t-the 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon a-accowding to theiw 
famiwies. 

19:9 Out of t-the powtion of t-the chiwdwen of Judah w-was t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance 
of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pawt of t-the chiwdwen of Judah w-was 
too m-much (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: thewefowe t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon h-had theiw 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance within t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of them. 

19:10 And t-the thiwd wot came up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Zebuwun a-accowding 
to theiw famiwies: and t-the bowdew of theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance w-was u-unto Sawid: 
1-19:11 And theiw bowdew went up towawd t-the sea, and Mawawah, and 
weached to D-Dabbasheth, and weached to t-the wivew that is befowe 
Joknyeam; (o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom Sawid eastwawd towawd t-the sunwising 
u-unto t-the bowdew of Chiswothtabow, and t-then goeth out to Dabewath, and 
goeth up to Japhia, 19:13 And fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence passeth on awong on t-the east 
to Gittahhephew, to Ittahkazin, and goeth out to W-Wemmonmethoaw to 
Nyeah; 19:14 And t-the bowdew c-compasseth it on t-the nyowth side to 
Hannyathon: and t-the outgoings theweof awe in t-the vawwey of Jiphthahew: 
19:15 And Kattath, and Nyahawwaw, and Shimwon, and Idawah, and 
Bethwehem: twewve c-cities with theiw viwwages. 

19:16 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of Zebuwun a-accowding to 
theiw famiwies, these c-cities with theiw viwwages. 

19:17 And t-the fouwth wot came out to I-Issachaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of 
Issachaw a-accowding to theiw famiwies. 

19:18 And theiw bowdew w-was towawd Jezweew, and (=①ω①=) *giggles shyly* C-Chesuwwoth, and Shunyem, 
19:19 And Haphwaim, and Shihon, and Anyahawath, 19:20 And W-Wabbith, and 
Kishion, and Abez, 19:21 And Wemeth, and Engannyim, and Enhaddah, and 
Bethpazzez; 1-19:22 And t-the coast weacheth to T-Tabow, and S-Shahazimah, and 
B-Bethshemesh; and t-the outgoings of theiw bowdew wewe a-at Jowdan: sixteen 
c-cities with theiw viwwages. 

19:23 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Issachaw 
a-accowding to theiw famiwies, t-the c-cities and theiw viwwages. 

19:24 And t-the fifth wot came out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of 
Ashew a-accowding to theiw famiwies. 

19:25 And theiw bowdew w-was H-Hewkath, and Hawi, and B-Beten, and A-Achshaph, 
19:26 And Awammewech, and A-Amad, and Misheaw; and weacheth to Cawmew 
westwawd, and to Shihowwibnyath; 19:27 And tuwnyeth towawd t-the sunwising 
to Bethdagon, and weacheth to Zebuwun, and to t-the vawwey of Jiphthahew 
towawd t-the nyowth side of Bethemek, and N-Nyeiew, and goeth out to Cabuw 
on t-the weft hand, 19:28 And Hebwon, and W-Wehob, and Hammon, and Kanyah, 
even u-unto gweat Zidon; 19:29 And t-then t-the coast tuwnyeth to (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and 
to t-the stwong city T-Tywe; and t-the coast tuwnyeth to Hosah; and t-the 
outgoings theweof awe a-at t-the sea fwom t-the coast to Achzib: 1-19:30 Ummah 
awso, and Aphek, and Wehob: ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two c-cities with theiw viwwages. 

19:31 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Ashew 
a-accowding to theiw famiwies, these c-cities with theiw viwwages. 

19:32 The sixth wot came out to t-the chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi a-accowding to theiw famiwies. 

19:33 And theiw coast w-was fwom H-Heweph, fwom A-Awwon to Zaanyannyim, and 
Adami, Nyekeb, and Jabnyeew, u-unto Wakum; and t-the outgoings theweof wewe 
a-at Jowdan: 19:34 And t-then t-the coast tuwnyeth westwawd to Aznyothtabow, 
and goeth out fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence to Hukkok, and weacheth to Zebuwun on t-the 
south side, and weacheth to Ashew on t-the west side, and to Judah upon 
(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan towawd t-the sunwising. 

19:35 And t-the f-fenced c-cities awe Ziddim, Zew, and H-Hammath, Wakkath, and 
Chinnyeweth, 19:36 And Adamah, and (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and H-Hazow, 19:37 And Kedesh, 
and (o･ω･o) E-Edwei, and E-Enhazow, 19:38 And Iwon, and Migdawew, H-Howem, and 
Bethanyath, and B-Bethshemesh; nyinyeteen c-cities with theiw viwwages. 

19:39 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi 
a-accowding to theiw famiwies, t-the c-cities and theiw viwwages. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-19:40 And t-the seventh wot came out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of 
Dan a-accowding to theiw famiwies. 

19:41 And t-the coast of theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance w-was Z-Zowah, and Eshtaow, and 
I-Iwshemesh, 19:42 And S-Shaawabbin, and Ajawon, and Jethwah, ^w^ 1-19:43 And 
Ewon, and Thimnyathah, and Ekwon, 19:44 And Ewtekeh, and G-Gibbethon, and 
Baawath, 19:45 And ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ J-Jehud, and Benyebewak, and Gathwimmon, 19:46 And 
M-Mejawkon, and W-Wakkon, with t-the bowdew befowe Japho. 

19:47 And t-the coast of t-the chiwdwen of Dan went out too ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(=`ω´=) t-them: thewefowe t-the chiwdwen of Dan went up to fight against Weshem, 
and took it, and smote it with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and p-possessed 
it, and d-dwewt thewein, and cawwed Weshem, Dan, aftew t-the nyame of Dan 
theiw fathew. 

19:48 This is t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Dan 
a-accowding to theiw famiwies, these c-cities with theiw viwwages. 

19:49 When they h-had m-made an end of dividing t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance 
by theiw coasts, t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew gave an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to Joshua 
t-the son of N-Nyun among (=`ω´=) t-them: 19:50 Accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD 
they gave him t-the city which he ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, even T-Timnyathsewah in mount 
Ephwaim: and he b-buiwt t-the city, and d-dwewt thewein. 

19:51 These awe t-the inhewitances, which Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and Joshua 
t-the son of Nyun, and t-the heads of t-the f-fathews of t-the twibes of t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, d-divided (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance by wot in Shiwoh befowe 
t-the WOWD, a-at t-the doow of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. S-So they 
m-made an end of dividing t-the countwy. 

20:1 The WOWD awso spake u-unto Joshua, s-saying, ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 Speak to t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Appoint out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you c-cities of wefuge, 
wheweof I spake u-unto you by t-the hand of Moses: 20:3 That t-the swayew 
that kiwweth any pewson unyawawes and unwittingwy may fwee thithew: and 
they shaww be youw wefuge fwom t-the avengew of bwood. 

20:4 And when he that doth fwee u-unto onye of those c-cities shaww stand 
a-at t-the entewing of t-the gate of t-the city, and shaww decwawe his c-cause 
in t-the eaws of t-the ewdews of that city, they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take him into t-the 
city u-unto t-them, and g-give him a pwace, that he may dweww among them. 

20:5 And if t-the avengew of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood puwsue aftew him, t-then they shaww nyot 
d-dewivew t-the swayew up into his hand; because he smote his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw 
unwittingwy, and hated him nyot befowetime. 

20:6 And he shaww dweww in that city, untiw he stand befowe t-the 
c-congwegation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-judgment, and untiw t-the death of t-the high pwiest that 
shaww be in those ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: t-then shaww t-the swayew wetuwn, and come u-unto 
his own city, and u-unto his own h-house, u-unto t-the city fwom whence he 
fwed. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And they appointed K-Kedesh in G-Gawiwee in mount Nyaphtawi, and 
Shechem in mount Ephwaim, and Kiwjathawba, which is Hebwon, in t-the 
mountain of J-Judah. 

20:8 And on t-the othew side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan by Jewicho eastwawd, they assignyed 
B-Bezew in t-the wiwdewnyess upon t-the pwain out of t-the twibe of W-Weuben, and 
Wamoth in Giwead out of t-the twibe of Gad, and Gowan in Bashan out of 
t-the twibe of M-Manyasseh. 

20:9 These wewe t-the c-cities appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the stwangew that s-sojouwnyeth among t-them, that w-whosoevew 
kiwweth any pewson a-at unyawawes m-might fwee thithew, and nyot die by t-the 
hand of t-the avengew of bwood, untiw he s-stood befowe t-the c-congwegation. 

21:1 T-Then came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the heads of t-the f-fathews of t-the Wevites u-unto 
Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and u-unto Joshua t-the son of Nyun, and u-unto t-the heads 
of t-the f-fathews of t-the twibes of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; 21:2 And they 
spake u-unto t-them a-at Shiwoh in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, s-saying, The WOWD 
commanded by t-the hand of Moses to g-give us c-cities to dweww in, with t-the 
s-subuwbs theweof (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw c-cattwe. 

21:3 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew gave u-unto t-the Wevites out of theiw 
inhewitance, a-at t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, these c-cities and theiw 
subuwbs. 

21:4 And t-the wot came out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the famiwies of t-the K-Kohathites: and t-the 
chiwdwen of Aawon t-the pwiest, which wewe of t-the W-Wevites, h-had by wot 
out of t-the twibe of Judah, and out of t-the twibe of S-Simeon, and out of 
t-the twibe of Benjamin, thiwteen cities. 

21:5 And t-the w-west of t-the chiwdwen of Kohath h-had by wot out of t-the 
famiwies of t-the twibe of Ephwaim, and out of t-the twibe of Dan, and out 
of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, t-ten cities. 

2-21:6 And t-the chiwdwen of G-Gewshon h-had by wot out of t-the famiwies of t-the 
twibe of I-Issachaw, and out of t-the twibe of Ashew, and out of t-the twibe 
of Nyaphtawi, and out of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh in B-Bashan, thiwteen 
cities. 

21:7 The chiwdwen of M-Mewawi by theiw famiwies h-had out of t-the twibe of 
W-Weuben, and out of t-the twibe of Gad, and out of t-the twibe of Zebuwun, 
twewve cities. 

21:8 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew gave by wot u-unto t-the Wevites these 
c-cities with theiw subuwbs, as t-the WOWD commanded by t-the hand of M-Moses. 

21:9 And they gave out of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, and out 
of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon, these c-cities which awe hewe 
m-mentionyed by nyame. 

21:10 W-Which t-the chiwdwen of Aawon, being of t-the famiwies of t-the 
Kohathites, who wewe of t-the chiwdwen of Wevi, had: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiws w-was t-the 
fiwst wot. 

21:11 And they gave t-them t-the city of Awba t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Anyak, which 
city is Hebwon, in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww c-countwy of Judah, with t-the s-subuwbs theweof 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about it. 

21:12 But t-the fiewds of t-the city, and t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, gave they 
to C-Caweb t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his p-possession. 

2-21:13 T-Thus they gave to t-the chiwdwen of Aawon t-the pwiest H-Hebwon with 
hew subuwbs, to be a city of wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swayew; and Wibnyah with 
hew subuwbs, 21:14 And Jattiw with hew subuwbs, and Eshtemoa with hew 
subuwbs, 2-21:15 And Howon with hew subuwbs, and Debiw with hew subuwbs, 
21:16 And Ain with hew subuwbs, and Juttah with hew subuwbs, and 
Bethshemesh with hew subuwbs; nyinye c-cities out of those two twibes. 

21:17 And out of t-the twibe of Benjamin, G-Gibeon with hew subuwbs, Geba 
with hew subuwbs, 2-21:18 Anyathoth with hew subuwbs, and Awmon with hew 
subuwbs; fouw cities. 

2-21:19 Aww t-the c-cities of t-the chiwdwen of Aawon, t-the p-pwiests, wewe 
thiwteen c-cities with theiw subuwbs. 

21:20 And t-the famiwies of t-the chiwdwen of Kohath, t-the Wevites which 
wemainyed of t-the chiwdwen of Kohath, even they h-had t-the c-cities of theiw 
wot out of t-the twibe of Ephwaim. 

21:21 Fow they gave t-them Shechem with hew s-subuwbs in mount Ephwaim, to 
be a city of wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swayew; and Gezew with hew subuwbs, 2-21:22 
And Kibzaim with hew subuwbs, and Bethhowon with hew subuwbs; fouw 
cities. 

21:23 And out of t-the twibe of Dan, Ewtekeh with hew subuwbs, (*´▽`*) G-Gibbethon 
with hew subuwbs, 21:24 A-Aijawon with hew subuwbs, (x_x)V *teleports behind you* G-Gathwimmon with hew 
subuwbs; fouw cities. 

21:25 And out of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, Tanyach with hew subuwbs, 
and (x_x)V *teleports behind you* G-Gathwimmon with hew subuwbs; two cities. 

21:26 Aww t-the c-cities wewe t-ten with theiw s-subuwbs (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the famiwies of 
t-the chiwdwen of Kohath that w-wemainyed. 

21:27 And u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Gewshon, of t-the famiwies of t-the 
W-Wevites, out of t-the othew hawf twibe of Manyasseh they gave Gowan in 
Bashan with hew subuwbs, to be a city of wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swayew; and 
Beeshtewah with hew subuwbs; two cities. 

21:28 And out of t-the twibe of I-Issachaw, Kishon with hew subuwbs, 
Dabaweh with hew subuwbs, 21:29 Jawmuth with hew subuwbs, Engannyim 
with hew subuwbs; fouw cities. 

2-21:30 And out of t-the twibe of Ashew, Mishaw with hew subuwbs, Abdon 
with hew subuwbs, 21:31 H-Hewkath with hew subuwbs, and Wehob with hew 
subuwbs; fouw cities. 

21:32 And out of t-the twibe of Nyaphtawi, K-Kedesh in G-Gawiwee with hew 
subuwbs, to be a city of wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swayew; and Hammothdow with 
hew subuwbs, and >_< K-Kawtan with hew subuwbs; thwee cities. 

21:33 Aww t-the c-cities of t-the Gewshonyites a-accowding to theiw famiwies 
wewe thiwteen c-cities with theiw subuwbs. 

21:34 And u-unto t-the famiwies of t-the chiwdwen of Mewawi, t-the w-west of t-the 
W-Wevites, out of t-the twibe of Zebuwun, Joknyeam with hew subuwbs, and 
Kawtah with hew subuwbs, 21:35 Dimnyah with hew subuwbs, Nyahawaw with 
hew subuwbs; fouw cities. 

21:36 And out of t-the twibe of W-Weuben, B-Bezew with hew subuwbs, and 
(*ﾉωﾉ) J-Jahazah with hew subuwbs, 21:37 Kedemoth with hew subuwbs, and 
Mephaath with hew subuwbs; fouw cities. 

2-21:38 And out of t-the twibe of Gad, Wamoth in Giwead with hew subuwbs, 
to be a city of wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swayew; and Mahanyaim with hew subuwbs, 
21:39 H-Heshbon with hew subuwbs, (^ω~) J-Jazew with hew subuwbs; fouw c-cities in 
aww. 

(-_-) 2-21:40 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of M-Mewawi by theiw famiwies, 
which wewe wemainying of t-the famiwies of t-the W-Wevites, wewe by theiw wot 
twewve cities. 

21:41 Aww t-the c-cities of t-the Wevites within t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe f-fowty and eight c-cities with theiw subuwbs. 

21:42 These c-cities wewe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with theiw s-subuwbs (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about (=`ω´=) t-them: 
thus wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these cities. 

21:43 And t-the WOWD gave u-unto Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand which he swawe to 
g-give u-unto theiw fathews; and they p-possessed it, and d-dwewt thewein. 

2-21:44 And t-the WOWD gave t-them w-west (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
he swawe u-unto theiw fathews: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood nyot a man of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
enyemies befowe t-them; t-the WOWD dewivewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw enyemies into theiw 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

21:45 Thewe faiwed nyot ought of any g-good t-thing which t-the WOWD h-had 
spoken u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww came to pass. 

22:1 T-Then Joshua cawwed t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and t-the G-Gadites, and t-the hawf 
twibe of Manyasseh, 2-22:2 And said u-unto t-them, Ye have kept (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD commanded y-you, and have obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I commanded you: (っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 Ye have nyot weft youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen these 
many days u-unto this day, but have kept t-the chawge of t-the commandment 
of t-the WOWD youw God. 

22:4 And nyow t-the WOWD youw God hath given w-west u-unto youw bwethwen, as 
he pwomised (=`ω´=) t-them: thewefowe nyow (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn ye, and get you u-unto youw 
tents, and u-unto t-the wand of youw possession, which Moses t-the sewvant 
of t-the WOWD gave you on t-the othew side Jowdan. 

2-22:5 But o(>ω<)o t-take d-diwigent heed to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the commandment and t-the w-waw, which 
Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD c-chawged y-you, to wove t-the WOWD youw G-God, 
and to wawk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, and to keep his commandments, and to 
cweave u-unto him, and to sewve him with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw heawt and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
youw souw. 

22:6 S-So Joshua bwessed t-them, and sent t-them (☆ω☆) a-away: and they went u-unto 
theiw tents. 

22:7 Nyow to t-the onye hawf of t-the twibe of Manyasseh Moses h-had given 
^.^ p-possession in Bashan: but u-unto t-the othew hawf theweof gave Joshua 
among theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan westwawd. And when Joshua 
sent t-them away awso u-unto theiw tents, t-then he bwessed t-them, 22:8 And 
he spake u-unto t-them, s-saying, W-Wetuwn with m-much w-wiches u-unto youw tents, 
and with vewy m-much cattwe, with s-siwvew, and with gowd, and with b-bwass, 
and with i-iwon, and with vewy m-much ( =ω=)..nyaa w-waiment: divide t-the spoiw of youw 
enyemies with youw bwethwen. 

22:9 And t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad and t-the hawf 
twibe of Manyasseh wetuwnyed, and depawted fwom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
out of S-Shiwoh, which is in t-the wand of C-Canyaan, to go u-unto t-the c-countwy 
of Giwead, to t-the wand of theiw possession, wheweof they wewe 
possessed, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by t-the hand of M-Moses. 

22:10 And when they came u-unto t-the b-bowdews of Jowdan, that awe in t-the 
wand of C-Canyaan, t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad and t-the 
hawf twibe of Manyasseh b-buiwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw by Jowdan, a gweat awtaw 
to s-see t-to. 

22:11 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew heawd say, Behowd, t-the chiwdwen of 
(*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad and t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh have 
b-buiwt an awtaw o-ovew against t-the wand of C-Canyaan, in t-the b-bowdews of 
Jowdan, a-at t-the passage of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

22:12 And when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew heawd of it, t-the w-whowe 
c-congwegation of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew gathewed themsewves togethew a-at 
S-Shiwoh, to go up to waw against them. 

22:13 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew sent u-unto t-the chiwdwen of W-Weuben, and 
to t-the chiwdwen of Gad, and to t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, into t-the 
wand of Giwead, OwO P-Phinyehas t-the son of Eweazaw t-the pwiest, 22:14 And with 
him t-ten pwinces, of each chief house a pwince (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
twibes of I-Iswaew; and each onye w-was an ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the house of theiw 
f-fathews among t-the thousands of Iswaew. 

22:15 And they came u-unto t-the chiwdwen of W-Weuben, and to t-the chiwdwen 
of Gad, and to t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, u-unto t-the wand of Giwead, 
and they spake with t-them, s-saying, 22:16 T-Thus saith t-the w-whowe 
c-congwegation of t-the WOWD, What twespass is this that ye have committed 
against t-the God of I-Iswaew, to tuwn away this day fwom fowwowing t-the 
WOWD, in that ye have buiwded you an awtaw, that ye m-might webew this 
day against t-the WOWD? (^人^) 2-22:17 Is t-the i-inyiquity of P-Peow too ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
u-us, fwom which we awe nyot cweansed untiw this day, awthough (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
a pwague in t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD, 22:18 But that ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must tuwn 
away this day fwom fowwowing t-the WOWD? and it wiww be, seeing ye webew 
to day against t-the WOWD, that to mowwow he wiww be wwoth with t-the 
w-whowe c-congwegation of Iswaew. 

22:19 Nyotwithstanding, if t-the wand of youw ^.^ p-possession be u-uncwean, t-then 
pass ye o-ovew u-unto t-the wand of t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the WOWD, whewein t-the 
WOWD's tabewnyacwe dwewweth, and o(>ω<)o t-take ^.^ p-possession among us: but webew 
nyot against t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow webew against u-us, in buiwding you an awtaw 
beside t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD ouw God. 

22:20 Did nyot Achan t-the son of Zewah commit a twespass in t-the accuwsed 
thing, and wwath feww on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew? and that man 
pewished nyot awonye in his inyiquity. 

22:21 T-Then t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad and t-the hawf 
twibe of Manyasseh answewed, and said u-unto t-the heads of t-the thousands 
of I-Iswaew, 2-22:22 The WOWD God of gods, t-the WOWD God of gods, he 
knyoweth, and Iswaew he shaww knyow; if it be in (--_--) w-webewwion, ow if in 
twansgwession against t-the WOWD, (-(save us nyot this day,) 22:23 That we 
have b-buiwt us an awtaw to tuwn fwom fowwowing t-the WOWD, ow if to offew 
theweon buwnt offewing ow meat o-offewing, ow if to offew peace 
offewings theweon, wet t-the WOWD himsewf wequiwe it; 22:24 And if we 
have nyot wathew donye it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of this thing, s-saying, In time to 
come youw chiwdwen m-might speak u-unto ouw c-chiwdwen, s-saying, What have ye 
to (^-^*)/ d-do with t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew? 22:25 Fow t-the WOWD hath m-made 
(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan a bowdew b-between us and y-you, ye chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and chiwdwen 
of G-Gad; ye have nyo pawt in t-the WOWD: so shaww youw chiwdwen make ouw 
chiwdwen cease fwom feawing t-the WOWD. 

22:26 Thewefowe we said, Wet us nyow p-pwepawe to buiwd us an awtaw, nyot 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt o-offewing, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sacwifice: 22:27 But that it may be a 
witnyess b-between u-us, and y-you, and ouw genyewations aftew u-us, that we 
m-might (^-^*)/ d-do t-the sewvice of t-the WOWD befowe him with ouw buwnt offewings, 
and with ouw sacwifices, and with ouw peace offewings; that youw 
chiwdwen may nyot say to ouw chiwdwen in time to come, Ye have nyo pawt 
in t-the WOWD. 

22:28 Thewefowe said ^w^ w-we, that it shaww be, when they shouwd so say to 
us ow to ouw genyewations in time to come, that we may say again, 
(　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the pattewn of t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD, which ouw f-fathews made, 
nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt offewings, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sacwifices; but it is a witnyess 
b-between us and you. 

22:29 God fowbid that we shouwd webew against t-the WOWD, and tuwn this 
day fwom fowwowing t-the WOWD, to buiwd an awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt offewings, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat offewings, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sacwifices, beside t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD 
ouw God that is befowe his tabewnyacwe. 

22:30 And when OwO P-Phinyehas t-the pwiest, and t-the pwinces of t-the 
c-congwegation and heads of t-the thousands of Iswaew which wewe with him, 
heawd t-the w-wowds that t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad 
and t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh spake, it pweased them. 

22:31 And OwO P-Phinyehas t-the son of Eweazaw t-the pwiest said u-unto t-the 
chiwdwen of W-Weuben, and to t-the chiwdwen of Gad, and to t-the chiwdwen of 
Manyasseh, This day we pewceive that t-the WOWD is among u-us, because ye 
have nyot committed this twespass against t-the WOWD: nyow ye have 
dewivewed t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew out of t-the hand of t-the WOWD. 

22:32 And OwO P-Phinyehas t-the son of Eweazaw t-the pwiest, and t-the pwinces, 
wetuwnyed fwom t-the chiwdwen of W-Weuben, and fwom t-the chiwdwen of Gad, 
out of t-the wand of Giwead, u-unto t-the wand of C-Canyaan, to t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, and b-bwought t-them wowd again. 

22:33 And t-the t-thing pweased t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; and t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew bwessed G-God, and did nyot intend to go up against t-them in 
battwe, to d-destwoy t-the wand whewein t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and Gad 
d-dwewt. 

22:34 And t-the chiwdwen of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben and t-the chiwdwen of Gad cawwed t-the 
awtaw Ed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww be a witnyess b-between us that t-the WOWD is God. 

23:1 And it came to pass a wong time aftew that t-the WOWD h-had given 
w-west u-unto Iswaew fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, that Joshua (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed 
o-owd and s-stwicken in age. 

23:2 And Joshua cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw ewdews, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw heads, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw judges, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw officews, and said 
u-unto t-them, I am o-owd and s-stwicken in a-age: 23:3 And ye have s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that t-the WOWD youw God hath donye u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these nyations because of 
you; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw God is he that hath fought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

23:4 Behowd, I have d-divided u-unto you by wot these nyations that w-wemain, 
to be an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw t-twibes, fwom Jowdan, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
nyations that I have cut off, even u-unto t-the gweat sea westwawd. 

23:5 And t-the WOWD youw G-God, he shaww expew t-them fwom befowe y-you, and 
dwive t-them fwom out of youw sight; and ye shaww possess theiw wand, as 
t-the WOWD youw God hath pwomised u-unto you. 

23:6 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye thewefowe vewy c-couwageous to keep and to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is 
wwitten in t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, that ye tuwn nyot aside 
thewefwom to t-the wight hand ow to t-the weft; 2-23:7 That ye come nyot 
among these n-nyations, these that wemain among you; nyeithew make mention 
of t-the nyame of theiw gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-cause to sweaw by t-them, nyeithew sewve 
t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bow youwsewves u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 2-23:8 But cweave u-unto t-the WOWD youw 
G-God, as ye have donye u-unto this d-day. 

23:9 Fow t-the WOWD hath dwiven out fwom befowe you gweat nyations and 
stwong: but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, nyo man hath b-been abwe to stand befowe you u-unto 
this d-day. 

23:10 Onye man of you shaww c-chase a thousand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw G-God, he 
it is that fighteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, as he hath pwomised you. 

23:11 Take g-good heed thewefowe u-unto youwsewves, that ye wove t-the WOWD 
youw God. 

23:12 Ewse if ye (^-^*)/ d-do in any wise go b-back, and cweave u-unto t-the wemnyant 
of these n-nyations, even these that wemain among y-you, and shaww make 
mawwiages with t-them, and go in u-unto t-them, and they to you: 2-23:13 K-Knyow 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a cewtainty that t-the WOWD youw God wiww nyo mowe dwive out any of 
these nyations fwom befowe you; but they shaww be snyawes and twaps u-unto 
y-you, and scouwges in youw sides, and thowns in youw eyes, untiw ye 
pewish fwom off this g-good wand which t-the WOWD youw God hath given you. 

23:14 And, b-behowd, this day I am g-going t-the w-way of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: and 
ye knyow in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw (x_x)V h-heawts and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw souws, that nyot onye t-thing 
hath faiwed of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-good things which t-the WOWD youw God spake 
c-concewnying you; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe come to pass u-unto y-you, and nyot onye t-thing hath 
faiwed t-theweof. 

23:15 Thewefowe it shaww come to pass, that as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-good things awe 
come upon y-you, which t-the WOWD youw God pwomised you; so shaww t-the WOWD 
bwing upon you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eviw things, untiw he have destwoyed you fwom off 
this g-good wand which t-the WOWD youw God hath given you. 

23:16 When ye have twansgwessed t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD youw G-God, 
which he commanded y-you, and have gonye and sewved othew gods, and b-bowed 
youwsewves to t-them; t-then shaww t-the angew of t-the WOWD be kindwed 
against y-you, and ye shaww pewish quickwy fwom off t-the g-good wand which 
he hath given u-unto you. 

2-24:1 And Joshua gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew to S-Shechem, and 
cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw heads, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
judges, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw officews; and they pwesented themsewves befowe 
God. 

24:2 And Joshua said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of 
I-Iswaew, Youw f-fathews d-dwewt on t-the othew side of t-the fwood in o-owd time, 
even Tewah, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of A-Abwaham, and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of N-Nyachow: and they 
sewved othew gods. 

24:3 And I took youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew A-Abwaham fwom t-the othew side of t-the fwood, 
and w-wed him (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of C-Canyaan, and m-muwtipwied his 
seed, and gave him Isaac. 

2-24:4 And I gave u-unto Isaac J-Jacob and E-Esau: and I gave u-unto E-Esau mount 
Seiw, to possess it; but J-Jacob and his chiwdwen went down into Egypt. 

24:5 I sent Moses awso and Aawon, and I (*≧ω≦*) p-pwagued Egypt, a-accowding to 
that which I did among (=`ω´=) t-them: and aftewwawd I b-bwought you ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

24:6 And I b-bwought youw f-fathews out of Egypt: and ye came u-unto t-the 
sea; and t-the Egyptians puwsued aftew youw f-fathews with chawiots and 
howsemen u-unto t-the Wed sea. 

24:7 And when they cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, he put dawknyess b-between you 
and t-the Egyptians, and b-bwought t-the sea upon t-them, and covewed t-them; 
and youw eyes have s-seen what I have donye in Egypt: and ye d-dwewt in t-the 
wiwdewnyess a wong s-season. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 And I b-bwought you into t-the wand of t-the A-Amowites, which d-dwewt on 
t-the othew side Jowdan; and they fought with you: and I gave t-them into 
youw hand, that ye m-might possess theiw wand; and I destwoyed t-them fwom 
befowe you. 

24:9 T-Then Bawak t-the son of Zippow, king of M-Moab, awose and wawwed 
against I-Iswaew, and sent and cawwed Bawaam t-the son of Beow to (O_O;) c-cuwse 
you: 24:10 But I w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto Bawaam; thewefowe he bwessed 
you s-stiww: so I dewivewed you out of his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

24:11 And you went o-ovew Jowdan, and came u-unto Jewicho: and t-the men of 
Jewicho fought against y-you, t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the 
Canyaanyites, and t-the Hittites, and t-the Giwgashites, t-the Hivites, and 
t-the Jebusites; and I dewivewed t-them into youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

24:12 And I sent t-the hownyet befowe y-you, which dwave t-them out fwom 
befowe y-you, even t-the two kings of t-the Amowites; but nyot with thy 
swowd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with thy b-bow. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 And I have given you a wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which ye did nyot wabouw, and 
c-cities which ye b-buiwt nyot, and ye dweww in t-them; of t-the vinyeyawds and 
owiveyawds which ye pwanted nyot (^-^*)/ d-do ye eat. 

24:14 Nyow thewefowe f-feaw t-the WOWD, and sewve him in s-sincewity and in 
twuth: and put away t-the gods which youw f-fathews sewved on t-the othew 
side of t-the fwood, and in Egypt; and sewve ye t-the WOWD. 

24:15 And if it seem eviw u-unto you to sewve t-the WOWD, choose you this 
day whom ye wiww sewve; whethew t-the gods which youw f-fathews sewved 
that wewe on t-the othew side of t-the fwood, ow t-the gods of t-the A-Amowites, 
in whose wand ye dweww: but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, we wiww sewve t-the 
WOWD. 

24:16 And t-the peopwe answewed and said, God fowbid that we shouwd 
fowsake t-the WOWD, to sewve othew gods; 24:17 Fow t-the WOWD ouw G-God, he 
it is that b-bwought us up and ouw f-fathews out of t-the wand of Egypt, 
fwom t-the house of bondage, and which did those gweat signs in ouw 
s-sight, and pwesewved us in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way whewein we went, and among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the peopwe thwough whom we passed: 24:18 And t-the WOWD dwave out fwom 
befowe us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, even t-the Amowites which d-dwewt in t-the wand: 
thewefowe wiww we awso sewve t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is ouw God. 

24:19 And Joshua said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Ye c-cannyot sewve t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
he is an h-howy God; he is a jeawous God; he wiww nyot fowgive youw 
twansgwessions (=`ω´=) n-nyow youw sins. 

24:20 If ye fowsake t-the WOWD, and sewve s-stwange gods, t-then he wiww 
tuwn and (^-^*)/ d-do you huwt, and consume y-you, aftew that he hath donye you 
good. 

24:21 And t-the peopwe said u-unto Joshua, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but we wiww sewve t-the 
WOWD. 

2-24:22 And Joshua said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Ye awe witnyesses against 
youwsewves that ye have chosen you t-the WOWD, to sewve h-him. And they 
said, We awe witnyesses. 

24:23 Nyow thewefowe put away, said he, t-the s-stwange gods which awe 
among y-you, and i-incwinye youw heawt u-unto t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. 

24:24 And t-the peopwe said u-unto Joshua, The WOWD ouw God wiww we sewve, 
and his voice wiww we obey. 

24:25 S-So Joshua m-made a c-covenyant with t-the peopwe that day, and s-set t-them 
a statute and an owdinyance in Shechem. 

24:26 And Joshua wwote these w-wowds in t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of G-God, and 
took a gweat stonye, and s-set it up (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe undew an oak, that w-was by t-the 
sanctuawy of t-the WOWD. 

2-24:27 And Joshua said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, Behowd, this stonye shaww be 
a witnyess u-unto us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it hath heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD which 
he spake u-unto us: it shaww be thewefowe a witnyess u-unto y-you, west ye 
deny youw God. 

(＞ｍ＜) *pokes you* 2-24:28 S-So Joshua wet t-the peopwe depawt, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his inhewitance. 

24:29 And it came to pass aftew these things, that Joshua t-the son of 
Nyun, t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD, died, being an hundwed and t-ten yeaws 
owd. 

24:30 And they buwied him in t-the bowdew of his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in 
Timnyathsewah, which is in mount Ephwaim, on t-the nyowth side of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww 
of Gaash. 

24:31 And Iswaew sewved t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Joshua, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
days of t-the ewdews that ovewwived Joshua, and which h-had knyown (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wowks of t-the WOWD, that he h-had donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew. 

2-24:32 And t-the bonyes of Joseph, which t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew b-bwought up 
out of Egypt, buwied they in S-Shechem, in a pawcew of (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound which 
J-Jacob bought of t-the sons of H-Hamow t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Shechem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed 
pieces of siwvew: and it became t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the chiwdwen of 
Joseph. 

24:33 And Eweazaw t-the son of Aawon died; and they buwied him in a (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww 
that p-pewtainyed to OwO P-Phinyehas his son, which w-was given him in mount 
Ephwaim. 




The Book of Judges 


1:1 Nyow aftew t-the death of Joshua it came to pass, that t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew asked t-the WOWD, s-saying, Who shaww go up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us against t-the 
Canyaanyites fiwst, to fight against them? 1:2 And t-the WOWD said, Judah 
shaww go up: b-behowd, I have dewivewed t-the wand into his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

1:3 And Judah said u-unto S-Simeon his bwothew, Come up with m-me into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wot, that we may fight against t-the Canyaanyites; and I wikewise wiww go 
with thee into thy wot. S-So S-Simeon went with h-him. 

1:4 And Judah went up; and t-the WOWD dewivewed t-the Canyaanyites and t-the 
Pewizzites into theiw hand: and they swew of t-them in Bezek t-ten 
t-thousand m-men. 

1:5 And they f-found Adonyibezek in Bezek: and they fought against him, 
and they swew t-the Canyaanyites and t-the Pewizzites. 

1-1:6 But Adonyibezek fwed; and they puwsued aftew him, and caught him, 
and cut off his t-thumbs and his gweat toes. 

1:7 And Adonyibezek said, (=①ω①=) T-Thweescowe and t-ten kings, h-having theiw t-thumbs 
and theiw gweat t-toes cut off, gathewed theiw meat undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe: as I 
have donye, so God hath w-wequited me. And they b-bwought him to J-Jewusawem, 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he died. 

1:8 Nyow t-the chiwdwen of Judah h-had fought against J-Jewusawem, and h-had 
taken it, and smitten it with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and s-set t-the city 
on fiwe. 

1-1:9 And aftewwawd t-the chiwdwen of Judah went down to fight against t-the 
Canyaanyites, that d-dwewt in t-the mountain, and in t-the south, and in t-the 
vawwey. 

1:10 And Judah went against t-the Canyaanyites that d-dwewt in H-Hebwon: (nyow 
t-the nyame of H-Hebwon befowe w-was Kiwjathawba:) and they swew Sheshai, and 
Ahiman, and Tawmai. 

1:11 And fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence he went against t-the i-inhabitants of Debiw: and t-the 
nyame of Debiw befowe w-was Kiwjathsephew: 1:12 And C-Caweb said, He that 
smiteth Kiwjathsephew, and taketh it, to him wiww I g-give A-Achsah o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
daughtew to wife. 

1:13 And Othnyiew t-the son of Kenyaz, C-Caweb's youngew bwothew, took i-it: 
and he gave him A-Achsah his daughtew to wife. 

1:14 And it came to pass, when she came to him, that she moved him to 
ask of hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew a fiewd: and she wighted fwom off hew ass; and C-Caweb 
said u-unto hew, What wiwt thou? 1:15 And she said u-unto him, Give m-me a 
bwessing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast given m-me a south wand; g-give m-me awso spwings of 
watew. And C-Caweb gave hew t-the (--_--) u-uppew spwings and t-the nyethew spwings. 

1:16 And t-the chiwdwen of t-the (っ˘ω˘ς ) K-Kenyite, Moses' o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, went up out 
of t-the city of (o-_-o) p-pawm twees with t-the chiwdwen of Judah into t-the 
wiwdewnyess of Judah, which wieth in t-the south of Awad; and they went 
and d-dwewt among t-the peopwe. 

1:17 And Judah went with S-Simeon his bwothew, and they swew t-the 
Canyaanyites that (✧ω✧) i-inhabited Z-Zephath, and u-uttewwy destwoyed it. And t-the 
nyame of t-the city w-was cawwed Howmah. 

1:18 Awso Judah took Gaza with t-the coast t-theweof, and Askewon with t-the 
coast t-theweof, and (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon with t-the coast t-theweof. 

1:19 And t-the WOWD w-was with Judah; and he dwave out t-the i-inhabitants of 
t-the mountain; but couwd nyot dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of t-the vawwey, 
because they h-had chawiots of iwon. 

1:20 And they gave H-Hebwon u-unto Caweb, as Moses said: and he expewwed 
(o´∀`o) t-thence t-the thwee sons of Anyak. 

1-1:21 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin did nyot dwive out t-the Jebusites that 
(✧ω✧) i-inhabited Jewusawem; but t-the Jebusites dweww with t-the chiwdwen of 
Benjamin in Jewusawem u-unto this d-day. 

1:22 And t-the house of Joseph, they awso went up against B-Bethew: and 
t-the WOWD w-was with them. 

1:23 And t-the house of Joseph sent to descwy Bethew. (Nyow t-the nyame of 
t-the city befowe w-was Wuz.) 1-1:24 And t-the spies saw a man come fowth out 
of t-the city, and they said u-unto him, Shew u-us, we p-pway thee, t-the 
entwance into t-the city, and we wiww s-shew thee mewcy. 

1:25 And when he shewed t-them t-the entwance into t-the city, they smote 
t-the city with t-the edge of t-the swowd; but they wet go t-the man and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his famiwy. 

1:26 And t-the man went into t-the wand of t-the Hittites, and b-buiwt a city, 
and cawwed t-the nyame theweof W-Wuz: which is t-the nyame theweof u-unto this 
d-day. 

1:27 N-Nyeithew did Manyasseh dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of Bethshean and 
hew t-towns, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (つ✧ω✧)つ T-Taanyach and hew t-towns, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the i-inhabitants of Dow and 
hew t-towns, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the i-inhabitants of I-Ibweam and hew t-towns, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the 
i-inhabitants of Megiddo and hew towns: but t-the Canyaanyites w-wouwd dweww 
in that wand. 

1:28 And it came to pass, when Iswaew w-was stwong, that they put t-the 
Canyaanyites to t-twibute, and did nyot u-uttewwy dwive t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

1:29 N-Nyeithew did Ephwaim dwive out t-the Canyaanyites that d-dwewt in Gezew; 
but t-the Canyaanyites d-dwewt in Gezew among them. 

1:30 N-Nyeithew did Zebuwun dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of Kitwon, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the 
i-inhabitants of Nyahawow; but t-the Canyaanyites d-dwewt among t-them, and 
became twibutawies. 

1:31 N-Nyeithew did Ashew dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of Accho, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the 
i-inhabitants of Zidon, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of Ahwab, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of Achzib, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of Hewbah, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
of Aphik, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of Wehob: 1:32 But t-the Ashewites d-dwewt among t-the 
Canyaanyites, t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they did nyot dwive t-them 
＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

1:33 N-Nyeithew did Nyaphtawi dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of Bethshemesh, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the i-inhabitants of B-Bethanyath; but he d-dwewt among t-the Canyaanyites, 
t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand: nyevewthewess t-the i-inhabitants of 
Bethshemesh and of Bethanyath became twibutawies u-unto them. 

1:34 And t-the Amowites f-fowced t-the chiwdwen of Dan into t-the mountain: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they w-wouwd nyot s-suffew t-them to come down to t-the vawwey: 1:35 But 
t-the Amowites w-wouwd dweww in mount Hewes in Aijawon, and in Shaawbim: 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the hand of t-the house of Joseph pwevaiwed, so that they became 
twibutawies. 

1:36 And t-the coast of t-the Amowites w-was fwom t-the g-going up to Akwabbim, 
fwom t-the wock, and u-upwawd. 

2:1 And an angew of t-the WOWD came up fwom G-Giwgaw to Bochim, and said, 
I m-made you to go up out of Egypt, and have b-bwought you u-unto t-the wand 
which I swawe u-unto youw fathews; and I said, I wiww nyevew bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
c-covenyant with you. 

2:2 And ye shaww make nyo weague with t-the i-inhabitants of this wand; ye 
shaww thwow down theiw awtaws: but ye have nyot obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice: why 
have ye donye t-this? 2-2:3 Whewefowe I awso said, I wiww nyot dwive t-them 
out fwom befowe you; but they shaww be as thowns in youw sides, and 
theiw gods shaww be a snyawe u-unto you. 

2:4 And it came to pass, when t-the angew of t-the WOWD spake these w-wowds 
u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, that t-the peopwe w-wifted up theiw 
voice, and wept. 

2-2:5 And they cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace Bochim: and they sacwificed 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto t-the WOWD. 

2:6 And when Joshua h-had wet t-the peopwe go, t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to possess t-the wand. 

2-2:7 And t-the peopwe sewved t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Joshua, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
days of t-the ewdews that outwived Joshua, who h-had s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gweat 
wowks of t-the WOWD, that he did (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew. 

2:8 And Joshua t-the son of Nyun, t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD, died, being an 
hundwed and t-ten yeaws owd. 

2-2:9 And they buwied him in t-the bowdew of his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in 
Timnyathhewes, in t-the mount of Ephwaim, on t-the nyowth side of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww 
Gaash. 

2:10 And awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that genyewation wewe gathewed u-unto theiw fathews: 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose anyothew genyewation aftew t-them, which knyew nyot t-the 
WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the wowks which he h-had donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew. 

2-2:11 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and 
sewved Baawim: 2:12 And they fowsook t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews, 
which b-bwought t-them out of t-the wand of Egypt, and f-fowwowed othew gods, 
of t-the gods of t-the peopwe that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them, and b-bowed 
themsewves u-unto t-them, and p-pwovoked t-the WOWD to angew. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And they fowsook t-the WOWD, and sewved Baaw and Ashtawoth. 

2:14 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was hot against I-Iswaew, and he 
dewivewed t-them into t-the h-hands of spoiwews that spoiwed t-them, and he 
sowd t-them into t-the h-hands of theiw enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, so that they 
couwd nyot any wongew stand befowe theiw enyemies. 

2:15 Whithewsoevew they went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was against 
t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw, as t-the WOWD h-had said, and as t-the WOWD h-had swown u-unto 
(=`ω´=) t-them: and they wewe gweatwy distwessed. 

2:16 Nyevewthewess t-the WOWD waised up judges, which dewivewed t-them out 
of t-the hand of those that spoiwed them. 

2:17 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto theiw judges, but they went a 
whowing aftew othew gods, and b-bowed themsewves u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
quickwy out of t-the w-way which theiw f-fathews wawked in, obeying t-the 
c-commandments of t-the WOWD; but they did nyot so. 

2:18 And when t-the WOWD waised t-them up judges, t-then t-the WOWD w-was with 
t-the judge, and dewivewed t-them out of t-the hand of theiw enyemies (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
days of t-the judge: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it wepented t-the WOWD because of theiw gwoanyings 
by w-weason of t-them that oppwessed t-them and vexed them. 

2:19 And it came to pass, when t-the j-judge w-was dead, that they wetuwnyed, 
and c-cowwupted themsewves mowe than theiw fathews, in fowwowing othew 
gods to sewve t-them, and to bow down u-unto t-them; they ceased nyot fwom 
theiw own doings, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fwom theiw stubbown way. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was hot against I-Iswaew; and he said, 
(* ^ ω ^) B-Because that this peopwe hath twansgwessed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant which I 
commanded theiw fathews, and have nyot heawkenyed u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; 2:21 I 
awso wiww nyot hencefowth dwive out any fwom befowe t-them of t-the nyations 
which Joshua weft when he ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: 2:22 That thwough t-them I may pwove 
I-Iswaew, whethew they wiww keep t-the w-way of t-the WOWD to wawk thewein, as 
theiw f-fathews did keep it, ow n-nyot. 

2:23 Thewefowe t-the WOWD weft those n-nyations, without d-dwiving t-them out 
hastiwy; nyeithew dewivewed he t-them into t-the hand of (╯✧▽✧)╯ J-Joshua. 

3-3:1 Nyow these awe t-the nyations which t-the WOWD weft, to pwove Iswaew by 
t-them, even as many of Iswaew as h-had nyot knyown (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the waws of Canyaan; 
3:2 Onwy that t-the genyewations of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew m-might knyow, to 
t-teach t-them waw, a-at t-the weast such as befowe knyew nyothing t-theweof; 3-3:3 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *blushes* N-Nyamewy, five wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Canyaanyites, and t-the 
Sidonyians, and t-the Hivites that d-dwewt in mount Webanyon, fwom mount 
B-Baawhewmon u-unto t-the entewing in of H-Hamath. 

3:4 And they wewe to pwove Iswaew by t-them, to knyow whethew they w-wouwd 
heawken u-unto t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD, which he commanded theiw 
f-fathews by t-the hand of M-Moses. 

3:5 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew d-dwewt among t-the Canyaanyites, Hittites, 
and A-Amowites, and Pewizzites, and Hivites, and Jebusites: 3-3:6 And they 
took theiw daughtews to be theiw wives, and gave theiw daughtews to 
theiw ^-^ s-sons, and sewved theiw gods. 

3:7 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and 
fowgat t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and sewved Baawim and t-the gwoves. 

3:8 Thewefowe t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was hot against I-Iswaew, and he 
sowd t-them into t-the hand of Chushanwishathaim king of Mesopotamia: and 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew sewved Chushanwishathaim eight yeaws. 

3-3:9 And when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, t-the WOWD 
waised up a dewivewew to t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, who dewivewed t-them, 
even Othnyiew t-the son of Kenyaz, C-Caweb's youngew bwothew. 

3:10 And t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came upon him, and he judged I-Iswaew, 
and went out to w-waw: and t-the WOWD dewivewed Chushanwishathaim king of 
(　･ω･)☞ M-Mesopotamia into his hand; and his hand p-pwevaiwed against 
Chushanwishathaim. 

3:11 And t-the wand h-had w-west f-fowty yeaws. And Othnyiew t-the son of Kenyaz 
died. 

3:12 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did eviw again in t-the sight of t-the 
WOWD: and t-the WOWD stwengthenyed Egwon t-the king of Moab against I-Iswaew, 
because they h-had donye eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD. 

3:13 And he gathewed u-unto him t-the chiwdwen of Ammon and Amawek, and 
went and smote I-Iswaew, and p-possessed t-the city of (o-_-o) p-pawm twees. 

3:14 S-So t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew sewved Egwon t-the king of Moab eighteen 
yeaws. 

3:15 But when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, t-the WOWD 
waised t-them up a d-dewivewew, Ehud t-the son of Gewa, a Benjamite, a man 
wefthanded: and by him t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew sent a pwesent u-unto 
Egwon t-the king of Moab. 

3:16 But Ehud m-made him a ^.^ d-daggew which h-had two edges, of a c-cubit 
wength; and he did giwd it undew his waiment upon his wight thigh. 

3:17 And he b-bwought t-the pwesent u-unto Egwon king of M-Moab: and Egwon w-was 
a vewy fat m-man. 

3:18 And when he h-had m-made an end to offew t-the pwesent, he sent away 
t-the peopwe that bawe t-the pwesent. 

3:19 But he himsewf (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again fwom t-the quawwies that wewe by 
G-Giwgaw, and said, I have a secwet ewwand u-unto thee, O-O king: who said, 
Keep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-siwence. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that s-stood by him went out fwom h-him. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And Ehud came u-unto h-him; and he w-was sitting in a summew p-pawwouw, 
which he h-had (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf awonye. And Ehud said, I have a message fwom 
God u-unto thee. 

And he awose out of his ~(>_<~) s-seat. 

3:21 And Ehud put fowth his weft hand, and took t-the ^.^ d-daggew fwom his 
wight thigh, and thwust it into his b-bewwy: 3-3:22 And t-the haft awso went 
in aftew t-the bwade; and t-the fat cwosed upon t-the bwade, so that he 
couwd nyot d-dwaw t-the ^.^ d-daggew out of his bewwy; and t-the d-diwt came ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

3:23 T-Then Ehud went fowth thwough t-the powch, and s-shut t-the doows of t-the 
pawwouw upon him, and w-wocked them. 

3:24 When he w-was gonye (* ^ ω ^) o-out, his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants c-came; and when they saw that, 
b-behowd, t-the doows of t-the pawwouw wewe wocked, they said, S-Suwewy he 
coveweth his feet in his summew chambew. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 And they t-tawwied tiww they wewe ashamed: and, b-behowd, he openyed 
nyot t-the doows of t-the p-pawwouw; thewefowe they took a k-key, and openyed 
(=`ω´=) t-them: and, b-behowd, theiw wowd w-was f-fawwen down dead on t-the eawth. 

3:26 And Ehud escaped whiwe they tawwied, and passed beyond t-the 
quawwies, and escaped u-unto Seiwath. 

3-3:27 And it came to pass, when he w-was come, that he ^w^ b-bwew a twumpet in 
t-the mountain of Ephwaim, and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went down with him 
fwom t-the mount, and he befowe them. 

3:28 And he said u-unto t-them, Fowwow aftew me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath 
dewivewed youw enyemies t-the Moabites into youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And they went down 
aftew him, and took t-the fowds of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan towawd M-Moab, and suffewed nyot 
a man to pass ovew. 

3-3:29 And they swew of Moab a-at that time about t-ten t-thousand men, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
wusty, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men of vawouw; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe escaped nyot a m-man. 

3:30 S-So Moab w-was subdued that day undew t-the hand of Iswaew. And t-the 
wand h-had w-west fouwscowe yeaws. 

3:31 And aftew him w-was Shamgaw t-the son of Anyath, which swew of t-the 
Phiwistinyes six hundwed men with an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox goad: and he awso dewivewed 
Iswaew. 

4:1 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew again did eviw in t-the sight of t-the 
WOWD, when Ehud w-was dead. 

4-4:2 And t-the WOWD sowd t-them into t-the hand of Jabin king of C-Canyaan, that 
weignyed in H-Hazow; t-the c-captain of whose \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was Sisewa, which d-dwewt in 
Hawosheth of t-the Gentiwes. 

4:3 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied u-unto t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had nyinye 
hundwed chawiots of iwon; and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws he mightiwy oppwessed t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

4-4:4 And Debowah, a pwophetess, t-the wife of W-Wapidoth, she judged Iswaew 
a-at that ^w^ t-time. 

4-4:5 And she d-dwewt undew t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee of Debowah b-between W-Wamah and 
Bethew in mount Ephwaim: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew came up to hew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
judgment. 

4:6 And she sent and cawwed Bawak t-the son of Abinyoam out of 
Kedeshnyaphtawi, and said u-unto him, Hath nyot t-the WOWD God of Iswaew 
commanded, s-saying, Go and d-dwaw towawd mount T-Tabow, and o(>ω<)o t-take with thee 
t-ten t-thousand men of t-the chiwdwen of Nyaphtawi and of t-the chiwdwen of 
Zebuwun? 4:7 And I wiww d-dwaw u-unto thee to t-the wivew Kishon Sisewa, 
t-the c-captain of J-Jabin's awmy, with his chawiots and his muwtitude; and 
I wiww d-dewivew him into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

4-4:8 And Bawak said u-unto hew, If t-thou wiwt go with me, t-then I wiww go: 
but if t-thou wiwt nyot go with me, t-then I wiww nyot go. 

4:9 And she said, I wiww suwewy go with t-thee: nyotwithstanding t-the 
jouwnyey that t-thou takest shaww nyot be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye honyouw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
shaww seww Sisewa into t-the hand of a |･ω･) w-woman. And Debowah a-awose, and 
went with Bawak to ( ╥ω╥ ) K-Kedesh. 

4:10 And Bawak cawwed Zebuwun and Nyaphtawi to Kedesh; and he went up 
with t-ten t-thousand men a-at his feet: and Debowah went up with h-him. 

4:11 Nyow Hebew t-the (っ˘ω˘ς ) K-Kenyite, which w-was of t-the chiwdwen of Hobab t-the 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, h-had sevewed himsewf fwom t-the Kenyites, and 
(✯◡✯) p-pitched his >_> t-tent u-unto t-the pwain of Zaanyaim, which is by ( ╥ω╥ ) K-Kedesh. 

4:12 And they shewed Sisewa that Bawak t-the son of Abinyoam w-was gonye up 
to mount ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ T-Tabow. 

4:13 And Sisewa gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-chawiots, even nyinye hundwed 
chawiots of i-iwon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him, fwom 
Hawosheth of t-the G-Gentiwes u-unto t-the wivew of Kishon. 

4:14 And Debowah said u-unto Bawak, Up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the day in which t-the 
WOWD hath dewivewed Sisewa into thinye hand: is nyot t-the WOWD gonye out 
befowe thee? S-So Bawak went down fwom mount T-Tabow, and t-ten t-thousand men 
aftew h-him. 

4:15 And t-the WOWD discomfited Sisewa, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his c-chawiots, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his host, with t-the edge of t-the s-swowd befowe Bawak; so that Sisewa 
wighted down off his c-chawiot, and fwed away on his feet. 

4:16 But Bawak puwsued aftew t-the c-chawiots, and aftew t-the host, u-unto 
Hawosheth of t-the Gentiwes: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Sisewa feww upon t-the 
edge of t-the swowd; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a man weft. 

4:17 Howbeit Sisewa fwed away on his feet to t-the >_> t-tent of Jaew t-the wife 
of Hebew t-the Kenyite: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was peace b-between Jabin t-the king of 
Hazow and t-the house of Hebew t-the Kenyite. 

4-4:18 And Jaew went out to meet Sisewa, and said u-unto him, T-Tuwn in, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowd, tuwn in to m-me; f-feaw n-nyot. And when he h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed in u-unto hew into 
t-the tent, she covewed him with a mantwe. 

4:19 And he said u-unto hew, Give me, I p-pway thee, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-watew to 
dwink; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am thiwsty. And she openyed a bottwe of miwk, and gave him 
dwink, and covewed h-him. 

4:20 A-Again he said u-unto hew, Stand in t-the doow of t-the tent, and it 
shaww be, when any man doth come and enquiwe of thee, and say, Is 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any man hewe? that t-thou shawt say, Nyo. 

4:21 T-Then Jaew Hebew's wife took a nyaiw of t-the tent, and took an 
hammew in hew hand, and went softwy u-unto him, and smote t-the nyaiw into 
his tempwes, and (o-_-o) f-fastenyed it into t-the gwound: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was fast asweep 
and w-weawy. S-So he died. 

4:22 And, b-behowd, as Bawak puwsued Sisewa, Jaew came out to meet him, 
and said u-unto him, Come, and I wiww s-shew thee t-the man whom t-thou 
seekest. And when he came into hew tent, b-behowd, Sisewa way dead, and 
t-the nyaiw w-was in his tempwes. 

4:23 S-So God subdued on that day Jabin t-the king of Canyaan befowe t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

4:24 And t-the hand of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew pwospewed, and p-pwevaiwed 
against Jabin t-the king of C-Canyaan, untiw they h-had destwoyed Jabin king 
of Canyaan. 

5:1 T-Then sang Debowah and Bawak t-the son of Abinyoam on that day, 
s-saying, 5-5:2 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the avenging of I-Iswaew, when t-the 
peopwe w-wiwwingwy offewed themsewves. 

5:3 Heaw, O-O ye kings; g-give eaw, O-O ye pwinces; I, even I, wiww sing 
u-unto t-the WOWD; I wiww sing pwaise to t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. 

5:4 WOWD, when t-thou wentest out of Seiw, when t-thou m-mawchedst out of 
t-the fiewd of Edom, t-the eawth twembwed, and t-the h-heavens dwopped, t-the 
cwouds awso dwopped watew. 

5:5 The mountains mewted fwom befowe t-the WOWD, even that (;;;*_*) S-Sinyai fwom 
befowe t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. 

5:6 In t-the days of Shamgaw t-the son of Anyath, in t-the days of ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Jaew, t-the 
highways wewe unyoccupied, and t-the twavewwews wawked thwough byways. 

5:7 The i-inhabitants of t-the v-viwwages ceased, they ceased in I-Iswaew, 
untiw that I Debowah a-awose, that I awose a mothew in Iswaew. 

5:8 They chose nyew gods; t-then w-was waw in t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a shiewd 
ow speaw s-seen among f-fowty t-thousand in I-Iswaew? 5:9 My heawt is towawd 
t-the govewnyows of I-Iswaew, that offewed themsewves w-wiwwingwy among t-the 
peopwe. Bwess ye t-the WOWD. 

5:10 Speak, ye that wide on white asses, ye that sit in j-judgment, and 
wawk by t-the way. 

5:11 They that awe dewivewed fwom t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of awchews in t-the pwaces 
of dwawing watew, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they weheawse t-the wighteous acts of t-the 
WOWD, even t-the wighteous acts towawd t-the i-inhabitants of his v-viwwages 
in Iswaew: t-then shaww t-the peopwe of t-the WOWD go down to t-the gates. 

5:12 Awake, awake, :3 *sweats* D-Debowah: awake, awake, uttew a song: a-awise, Bawak, 
and wead thy captivity captive, t-thou son of A-Abinyoam. 

5-5:13 T-Then he m-made him that wemainyeth have dominyion o-ovew t-the nyobwes 
among t-the peopwe: t-the WOWD m-made m-me have dominyion o-ovew t-the mighty. 

5:14 Out of Ephwaim w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a woot of t-them against Amawek; aftew 
thee, Benjamin, among thy peopwe; out of M-Machiw came down govewnyows, 
and out of Zebuwun they that handwe t-the pen of t-the w-wwitew. 

5:15 And t-the pwinces of Issachaw wewe with Debowah; even I-Issachaw, and 
awso Bawak: he w-was sent on foot into t-the vawwey. Fow t-the divisions of 
(*´▽`*) W-Weuben (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe gweat thoughts of heawt. 

5:16 Why abodest t-thou among t-the s-sheepfowds, to h-heaw t-the bweatings of 
t-the ( ~*-*)~ f-fwocks? Fow t-the divisions of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe gweat seawchings of 
heawt. 

5:17 Giwead abode beyond Jowdan: and why did Dan wemain in ships? 
Ashew continyued on t-the sea s-showe, and abode in his bweaches. 

5:18 Zebuwun and Nyaphtawi wewe a peopwe that jeopawded theiw wives 
u-unto t-the death in t-the high pwaces of t-the fiewd. 

5:19 The kings came and fought, t-then fought t-the kings of Canyaan in 
(つ✧ω✧)つ T-Taanyach by t-the watews of Megiddo; they took nyo gain of monyey. 

5:20 They fought fwom heaven; t-the staws in theiw couwses fought 
against Sisewa. 

5:21 The wivew of Kishon swept t-them away, that (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient wivew, t-the 
wivew Kishon. O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, t-thou hast twodden down s-stwength. 

5:22 T-Then wewe t-the howsehoofs bwoken by t-the means of t-the pwansings, 
t-the pwansings of theiw mighty onyes. 

5:23 Cuwse ye Mewoz, said t-the angew of t-the WOWD, (O_O;) c-cuwse ye >w< b-bittewwy t-the 
i-inhabitants t-theweof; because they came nyot to t-the hewp of t-the WOWD, to 
t-the hewp of t-the WOWD against t-the mighty. 

5-5:24 Bwessed a-above w-women shaww Jaew t-the wife of Hebew t-the K-Kenyite be, 
bwessed shaww she be a-above w-women in t-the tent. 

5:25 He asked watew, and she gave him miwk; she b-bwought fowth buttew 
in a wowdwy dish. 

5:26 She put hew hand to t-the n-nyaiw, and hew wight hand to t-the wowkmen's 
hammew; and with t-the hammew she smote Sisewa, she smote off his head, 
when she h-had piewced and s-stwicken thwough his tempwes. 

5:27 {{ (>_<) }} A-At hew feet he bowed, he feww, he way down: a-at hew feet he bowed, 
he feww: whewe he bowed, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he feww down dead. 

5:28 The mothew of Sisewa wooked out a-at a window, and cwied thwough 
t-the wattice, Why is his chawiot so wong in coming? why tawwy t-the 
wheews of his c-chawiots? 5-5:29 Hew wise wadies answewed hew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, she 
wetuwnyed answew to hewsewf, 5:30 H-Have they nyot ต(=ω=)ต s-sped? have they nyot 
d-divided t-the pwey; to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a damsew ow two; to Sisewa a pwey of 
divews cowouws, a pwey of divews cowouws of n-nyeedwewowk, of divews 
cowouws of nyeedwewowk on both sides, meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyecks of t-them that 
o(>ω<)o t-take t-the spoiw? 5:31 S-So wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye enyemies pewish, O-O WOWD: but wet 
t-them that wove him be as t-the sun when he goeth fowth in his might. And 
t-the wand h-had w-west f-fowty yeaws. 

6-6:1 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: and 
t-the WOWD dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of Midian seven yeaws. 

6:2 And t-the hand of Midian p-pwevaiwed against Iswaew: and because of 
t-the Midianyites t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew m-made t-them t-the dens which awe in 
t-the mountains, and caves, and stwong howds. 

6:3 And so it was, when Iswaew h-had sown, that t-the Midianyites came up, 
and t-the Amawekites, and t-the chiwdwen of t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, even they came up 
against t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And they encamped against t-them, and destwoyed t-the 
incwease of t-the eawth, tiww t-thou come u-unto Gaza, and weft nyo 
sustenyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Iswaew, nyeithew sheep, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ox, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ass. 

6:5 Fow they came up with theiw cattwe and theiw tents, and they came 
as gwasshoppews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow muwtitude; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow both they and theiw c-camews wewe 
without n-nyumbew: and they entewed into t-the wand to d-destwoy it. 

6:6 And Iswaew w-was gweatwy i-impovewished because of t-the Midianyites; and 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied u-unto t-the WOWD. 

6:7 And it came to pass, when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied u-unto t-the 
WOWD because of t-the Midianyites, 6:8 That t-the WOWD sent a pwophet u-unto 
t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which said u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God 
of I-Iswaew, I b-bwought you up fwom Egypt, and b-bwought you fowth out of 
t-the house of bondage; 6:9 And I dewivewed you out of t-the hand of t-the 
Egyptians, and out of t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that oppwessed y-you, and dwave 
t-them out fwom befowe y-you, and gave you theiw wand; 6:10 And I said 
u-unto y-you, I am t-the WOWD youw God; f-feaw nyot t-the gods of t-the A-Amowites, 
in whose wand ye dweww: but ye have nyot obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. 

6:11 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came an angew of t-the WOWD, and sat undew an oak which 
w-was in (ノωヽ) O-Ophwah, that p-pewtainyed u-unto Joash t-the (T_T) *notices bulge* A-Abiezwite: and his son 
Gideon thweshed wheat by t-the winyepwess, to hide it fwom t-the 
Midianyites. 

6:12 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto him, and said u-unto him, 
The WOWD is with thee, t-thou mighty man of vawouw. 

6:13 And Gideon said u-unto him, O-Oh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, if t-the WOWD be with u-us, why 
t-then is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this ^w^ b-befawwen us? and whewe be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his miwacwes which ouw 
f-fathews towd us of, s-saying, Did nyot t-the WOWD bwing us up fwom E-Egypt? 
but nyow t-the WOWD hath fowsaken u-us, and dewivewed us into t-the h-hands of 
t-the Midianyites. 

6:14 And t-the WOWD wooked upon him, and said, Go in this thy might, and 
t-thou shawt s-save Iswaew fwom t-the hand of t-the Midianyites: have nyot I 
sent thee? 6:15 And he said u-unto him, O-Oh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, whewewith shaww I 
s-save I-Iswaew? b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-famiwy is poow in Manyasseh, and I am t-the 
weast in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, S-Suwewy I wiww be with thee, and t-thou 
shawt smite t-the Midianyites as onye m-man. 

6-6:17 And he said u-unto him, If nyow I have f-found gwace in thy s-sight, 
t-then s-shew m-me a (*´▽`*) s-sign that t-thou tawkest with me. 

6:18 Depawt nyot hence, I p-pway thee, untiw I come u-unto thee, and bwing 
fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwesent, and s-set it befowe thee. And he said, I wiww tawwy 
untiw t-thou come again. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And Gideon went in, and m-made weady a kid, and unweavenyed c-cakes of 
an ephah of f-fwouw: t-the fwesh he put in a basket, and he put t-the (　･ω･)☞ b-bwoth 
in a pot, and b-bwought it out u-unto him undew t-the oak, and pwesented it. 

6:20 And t-the angew of God said u-unto him, Take t-the fwesh and t-the 
unweavenyed cakes, and way t-them upon this wock, and p-pouw out t-the bwoth. 
And he did so. 

6:21 T-Then t-the angew of t-the WOWD put fowth t-the end of t-the s-staff that 
w-was in his hand, and touched t-the fwesh and t-the unweavenyed c-cakes; and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wose up fiwe out of t-the wock, and consumed t-the fwesh and t-the 
unweavenyed cakes. T-Then t-the angew of t-the WOWD depawted out of his 
sight. 

6:22 And when Gideon pewceived that he w-was an angew of t-the WOWD, 
Gideon said, Awas, O-O WOWD G-God! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow because I have s-seen an angew of t-the 
WOWD f-face to (￣ω￣) f-face. 

6:23 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Peace be u-unto thee; f-feaw nyot: t-thou 
shawt nyot die. 

6:24 T-Then Gideon b-buiwt an awtaw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto t-the WOWD, and cawwed it 
Jehovahshawom: u-unto this day it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in Ophwah of t-the A-Abiezwites. 

6:25 And it came to pass t-the same nyight, that t-the WOWD said u-unto him, 
Take thy fathew's young buwwock, even t-the second buwwock of seven 
yeaws o-owd, and thwow down t-the awtaw of Baaw that thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-hath, and 
cut down t-the gwove that is by i-it: 6:26 And buiwd an awtaw u-unto t-the 
WOWD thy God upon t-the top of this wock, in t-the owdewed pwace, and o(>ω<)o t-take 
t-the second buwwock, and offew a buwnt sacwifice with t-the w-wood of t-the 
gwove which t-thou shawt cut down. 

6:27 T-Then Gideon took t-ten men of his sewvants, and did as t-the WOWD h-had 
said u-unto him: and so it was, because he feawed his fathew's 
h-househowd, and t-the men of t-the city, that he couwd nyot (^-^*)/ d-do it by day, 
that he did it by nyight. 

6:28 And when t-the men of t-the city awose eawwy in t-the m-mownying, b-behowd, 
t-the awtaw of Baaw w-was cast down, and t-the gwove w-was cut down that w-was 
by it, and t-the second buwwock w-was offewed upon t-the awtaw that w-was 
buiwt. 

6:29 And they said onye to anyothew, Who hath donye this thing? And when 
they enquiwed and ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, they said, Gideon t-the son of Joash hath donye 
this thing. 

6:30 T-Then t-the men of t-the city said u-unto J-Joash, Bwing out thy son, that 
he may die: because he hath cast down t-the awtaw of Baaw, and because 
he hath cut down t-the gwove that w-was by it. 

6:31 And Joash said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that s-stood against him, W-Wiww ye pwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Baaw? wiww ye s-save h-him? he that wiww pwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, wet him be put to 
death whiwst it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet mownying: if he be a (・_・ヾ g-god, wet him pwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
himsewf, because onye hath cast down his (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

6:32 Thewefowe on that day he cawwed him J-Jewubbaaw, s-saying, Wet Baaw 
pwead against him, because he hath thwown down his (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

6:33 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Midianyites and t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites and t-the chiwdwen of 
t-the east wewe gathewed togethew, and went ovew, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the 
vawwey of Jezweew. 

6-6:34 But t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came upon G-Gideon, and he ^w^ b-bwew a 
t-twumpet; and Abiezew w-was gathewed aftew h-him. 

6-6:35 And he sent m-messengews (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Manyasseh; who awso w-was 
gathewed aftew him: and he sent m-messengews u-unto Ashew, and u-unto 
Zebuwun, and u-unto Nyaphtawi; and they came up to meet them. 

6:36 And Gideon said u-unto G-God, If t-thou wiwt s-save Iswaew by minye hand, 
as t-thou hast said, 6:37 Behowd, I wiww put a f-fweece of woow in t-the 
fwoow; and if t-the dew be on t-the f-fweece onwy, and it be dwy upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the eawth beside, t-then shaww I knyow that t-thou wiwt s-save Iswaew by minye 
hand, as t-thou hast said. 

6-6:38 And it w-was so: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-wose up eawwy on t-the mowwow, and thwust t-the 
f-fweece togethew, and wwinged t-the dew out of t-the fweece, a boww f-fuww of 
watew. 

6:39 And Gideon said u-unto G-God, Wet nyot thinye angew be hot against me, 
and I wiww speak but this once: wet m-me (✧ω✧) p-pwove, I p-pway thee, but this 
o-once with t-the fweece; wet it nyow be dwy onwy upon t-the fweece, and upon 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be dew. 

6:40 And God did so that nyight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was dwy upon t-the f-fweece onwy, 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was dew on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwound. 

7:1 T-Then J-Jewubbaaw, who is G-Gideon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with 
him, w-wose up e-eawwy, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched beside t-the w-weww of Hawod: so that t-the 
\(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Midianyites wewe on t-the nyowth side of t-them, by t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of 
Moweh, in t-the vawwey. 

7:2 And t-the WOWD said u-unto G-Gideon, The peopwe that awe with thee awe 
too many (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to g-give t-the Midianyites into theiw hands, west Iswaew 
vaunt themsewves against me, s-saying, M-Minye own hand hath saved me. 

7-7:3 Nyow thewefowe go t-to, pwocwaim in t-the eaws of t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, 
Whosoevew is feawfuw and afwaid, wet him (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn and depawt eawwy fwom 
mount (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wetuwnyed of t-the peopwe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two 
thousand; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed t-ten thousand. 

7:4 And t-the WOWD said u-unto G-Gideon, The peopwe awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet too many; bwing 
t-them down u-unto t-the watew, and I wiww twy t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee thewe: and it 
shaww be, that of whom I say u-unto thee, This shaww go with thee, t-the 
same shaww go with thee; and of w-whomsoevew I say u-unto thee, This shaww 
nyot go with thee, t-the same shaww nyot go. 

7:5 S-So he b-bwought down t-the peopwe u-unto t-the watew: and t-the WOWD said 
u-unto G-Gideon, Evewy onye that wappeth of t-the w-watew with his tongue, as a 
d-dog wappeth, him shawt t-thou s-set by himsewf; wikewise {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that 
b-boweth down upon his k-knyees to d-dwink. 

7:6 And t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them that wapped, putting theiw hand to theiw 
mouth, wewe thwee hundwed m-men: but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-west of t-the peopwe b-bowed 
down upon theiw k-knyees to dwink watew. 

7-7:7 And t-the WOWD said u-unto G-Gideon, By t-the thwee hundwed men that 
wapped wiww I s-save y-you, and d-dewivew t-the Midianyites into thinye hand: 
and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the othew peopwe go {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his pwace. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 S-So t-the peopwe took v-victuaws in theiw hand, and theiw t-twumpets: and 
he sent (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-west of Iswaew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his tent, and w-wetainyed 
those thwee hundwed m-men: and t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Midian w-was benyeath him in t-the 
vawwey. 

7:9 And it came to pass t-the same nyight, that t-the WOWD said u-unto him, 
Awise, get thee down u-unto t-the host; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have dewivewed it into thinye 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

7:10 But if t-thou f-feaw to go down, go t-thou with Phuwah thy sewvant down 
to t-the h-host: 7:11 And t-thou shawt h-heaw what they say; and aftewwawd 
shaww thinye h-hands be stwengthenyed to go down u-unto t-the host. T-Then went 
he down with Phuwah his sewvant u-unto t-the outside of t-the awmed men that 
wewe in t-the host. 

7:12 And t-the Midianyites and t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of t-the 
east way awong in t-the vawwey w-wike gwasshoppews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow muwtitude; and 
theiw c-camews wewe without nyumbew, as t-the sand by t-the sea side (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

7:13 And when Gideon w-was come, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man that towd a 
dweam u-unto his f-fewwow, and said, Behowd, I dweamed a dweam, and, wo, a 
c-cake of bawwey bwead tumbwed into t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Midian, and came u-unto a 
tent, and smote it that it feww, and ovewtuwnyed it, that t-the >_> t-tent way 
awong. 

7:14 And his f-fewwow answewed and said, This is nyothing ewse s-save t-the 
s-swowd of Gideon t-the son of J-Joash, a man of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow into his hand 
hath God dewivewed Midian, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the host. 

7:15 And it w-was so, when Gideon heawd t-the t-tewwing of t-the dweam, and 
t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof, that he wowshipped, and wetuwnyed into t-the 
\(★ω★)/ h-host of I-Iswaew, and said, A-Awise; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath dewivewed into youw 
hand t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Midian. 

7:16 And he d-divided t-the thwee hundwed men into thwee companyies, and he 
put a twumpet in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's hand, with empty p-pitchews, and wamps 
within t-the pitchews. 

7:17 And he said u-unto t-them, Wook on me, and (^-^*)/ d-do wikewise: and, b-behowd, 
when I come to t-the outside of t-the camp, it shaww be that, as I do, so 
shaww ye do. 

7:18 When I b-bwow with a twumpet, I and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe with me, t-then b-bwow 
ye t-the t-twumpets awso on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the camp, and say, The s-swowd 
of t-the WOWD, and of Gideon. 

xDD 7-7:19 S-So G-Gideon, and t-the hundwed men that wewe with him, came u-unto t-the 
outside of t-the camp in t-the beginnying of t-the middwe watch; and they h-had 
but nyewwy s-set t-the watch: and they ^w^ b-bwew t-the twumpets, and bwake t-the 
pitchews that wewe in theiw hands. 

7:20 And t-the thwee c-companyies ^w^ b-bwew t-the twumpets, and bwake t-the 
p-pitchews, and hewd t-the wamps in theiw weft hands, and t-the t-twumpets in 
theiw wight h-hands to b-bwow withaw: and they cwied, The s-swowd of t-the 
WOWD, and of Gideon. 

7:21 And they s-stood {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his pwace (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the camp; and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host wan, and cwied, and fwed. 

7:22 And t-the thwee hundwed ^w^ b-bwew t-the twumpets, and t-the WOWD s-set {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
man's s-swowd against his f-fewwow, even (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-host: and t-the 
\(★ω★)/ h-host fwed to Bethshittah in Z-Zewewath, and to t-the bowdew of 
Abewmehowah, u-unto Tabbath. 

7:23 And t-the men of Iswaew gathewed themsewves togethew out of 
Nyaphtawi, and out of Ashew, and out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Manyasseh, and puwsued aftew 
t-the Midianyites. 

7:24 And Gideon sent m-messengews (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mount Ephwaim, s-saying, 
come down against t-the Midianyites, and o(>ω<)o t-take befowe t-them t-the watews u-unto 
Bethbawah and Jowdan. T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Ephwaim gathewed themsewves 
togethew, and took t-the watews u-unto Bethbawah and Jowdan. 

7:25 And they took two pwinces of t-the Midianyites, Oweb and Zeeb; and 
they swew Oweb upon t-the w-wock Oweb, and Zeeb they swew a-at t-the w-winyepwess 
of Zeeb, and puwsued Midian, and b-bwought t-the heads of Oweb and Zeeb to 
Gideon on t-the othew side Jowdan. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And t-the men of Ephwaim said u-unto him, Why hast t-thou sewved us 
t-thus, that t-thou cawwedst us nyot, when t-thou wentest to fight with t-the 
M-Midianyites? And they did c-chide with him s-shawpwy. 

8-8:2 And he said u-unto t-them, What have I donye nyow in c-compawison of y-you? 
Is nyot t-the gweanying of t-the gwapes of Ephwaim bettew than t-the vintage 
of Abiezew? 8:3 God hath dewivewed into youw h-hands t-the pwinces of 
Midian, Oweb and Zeeb: and what w-was I abwe to (^-^*)/ d-do in c-compawison of y-you? 
T-Then theiw angew w-was a-abated towawd him, when he h-had said that. 

8:4 And Gideon came to Jowdan, and passed ovew, he, and t-the thwee 
hundwed men that wewe with him, faint, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet puwsuing them. 

8-8:5 And he said u-unto t-the men of Succoth, Give, I p-pway y-you, woaves of 
bwead u-unto t-the peopwe that fowwow m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be faint, and I am 
puwsuing aftew Zebah and Zawmunnya, kings of Midian. 

8:6 And t-the pwinces of Succoth said, Awe t-the h-hands of Zebah and 
Zawmunnya nyow in thinye hand, that we shouwd g-give bwead u-unto thinye awmy? 
8:7 And Gideon said, Thewefowe when t-the WOWD hath dewivewed Zebah and 
Zawmunnya into minye hand, t-then I wiww teaw youw fwesh with t-the thowns 
of t-the wiwdewnyess and with bwiews. 

8:8 And he went up (o´∀`o) t-thence to Penyuew, and spake u-unto t-them wikewise: and 
t-the men of P-Penyuew answewed him as t-the men of Succoth h-had answewed h-him. 

8:9 And he spake awso u-unto t-the men of Penyuew, s-saying, When I come 
again in p-peace, I wiww bweak down this t-towew. 

8-8:10 Nyow Zebah and Zawmunnya wewe in Kawkow, and theiw hosts with t-them, 
about f-fifteen t-thousand men, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe weft of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hosts of t-the 
chiwdwen of t-the east: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand 
men that dwew swowd. 

8-8:11 And Gideon went up by t-the w-way of t-them that d-dwewt in tents on t-the 
east of Nyobah and Jogbehah, and smote t-the host; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was 
s-secuwe. 

8:12 And when Zebah and Zawmunnya fwed, he puwsued aftew t-them, and took 
t-the two kings of Midian, Zebah and Zawmunnya, and discomfited (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
host. 

8-8:13 And Gideon t-the son of Joash wetuwnyed fwom battwe befowe t-the sun 
w-was up, 8:14 And caught a young man of t-the men of Succoth, and 
enquiwed of him: and he descwibed u-unto him t-the pwinces of Succoth, and 
t-the ewdews t-theweof, even (o_O)! t-thweescowe and seventeen m-men. 

8:15 And he came u-unto t-the men of Succoth, and said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd Zebah and 
Zawmunnya, with whom ye did u-upbwaid me, s-saying, Awe t-the h-hands of Zebah 
and Zawmunnya nyow in thinye hand, that we shouwd g-give bwead u-unto thy men 
that awe w-weawy? (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And he took t-the ewdews of t-the city, and thowns 
of t-the wiwdewnyess and bwiews, and with t-them he taught t-the men of 
Succoth. 

8:17 And he beat down t-the towew of Penyuew, and swew t-the men of t-the 
city. 

8-8:18 T-Then said he u-unto Zebah and Zawmunnya, What m-mannyew of men wewe 
they whom ye swew a-at Tabow? And they answewed, As t-thou awt, so wewe 
they; each onye w-wesembwed t-the chiwdwen of a king. 

8-8:19 And he said, They wewe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, even t-the sons of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew: 
as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, if ye h-had saved t-them awive, I w-wouwd nyot (✧∀✧)/ s-sway you. 

8:20 And he said u-unto Jethew his f-fiwstbown, Up, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway them. But t-the 
youth dwew nyot his (--_--) s-swowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he feawed, because he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a youth. 

8-8:21 T-Then Zebah and Zawmunnya said, Wise thou, and faww upon us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as 
t-the man is, so is his s-stwength. And Gideon a-awose, and swew Zebah and 
Zawmunnya, and took away t-the ownyaments that wewe on theiw camews' 
nyecks. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 T-Then t-the men of Iswaew said u-unto G-Gideon, W-Wuwe t-thou o-ovew u-us, both 
thou, and thy son, and thy son's son awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast dewivewed us 
fwom t-the hand of Midian. 

8:23 And Gideon said u-unto t-them, I wiww nyot w-wuwe o-ovew y-you, nyeithew 
shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son w-wuwe o-ovew you: t-the WOWD shaww w-wuwe o-ovew you. 

8:24 And Gideon said u-unto t-them, I w-wouwd d-desiwe a wequest of y-you, that 
ye w-wouwd g-give m-me {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the eawwings of his pwey. (Fow they h-had 
gowden eawwings, because they wewe ~(>_<~) I-Ishmaewites.) 8:25 And they 
answewed, We wiww w-wiwwingwy g-give them. And they spwead a gawment, and 
did cast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the eawwings of his pwey. 

8:26 And t-the w-weight of t-the gowden eawwings that he wequested w-was a 
t-thousand and seven hundwed shekews of gowd; beside (✧∀✧)/ o-ownyaments, and 
c-cowwaws, and puwpwe waiment that w-was on t-the kings of Midian, and 
beside t-the c-chains that wewe about theiw camews' nyecks. 

8:27 And Gideon m-made an e-ephod t-theweof, and put it in his city, even in 
Ophwah: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew went thithew a whowing aftew i-it: which t-thing 
became a snyawe u-unto G-Gideon, and to his house. 

8:28 T-Thus w-was Midian subdued befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, so that 
they w-wifted up theiw heads nyo mowe. And t-the c-countwy w-was in quietnyess 
f-fowty yeaws in t-the days of Gideon. 

8:29 And Jewubbaaw t-the son of Joash went and d-dwewt in his own house. 

8:30 And Gideon h-had (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten sons of his body begotten: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
he h-had many (^-^*)/ w-wives. 

8:31 And his concubinye that w-was in S-Shechem, she awso bawe him a son, 
whose nyame he cawwed Abimewech. 

8:32 And Gideon t-the son of Joash died in a g-good o-owd (￣ω￣) a-age, and w-was 
buwied in t-the sepuwchwe of Joash his fathew, in Ophwah of t-the 
A-Abiezwites. 

╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 And it came to pass, as soon as Gideon w-was dead, that t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again, and went a whowing aftew Baawim, and 
m-made Baawbewith theiw god. 

8:34 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wemembewed nyot t-the WOWD theiw G-God, who 
h-had dewivewed t-them out of t-the h-hands of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw enyemies on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
s-side: 8-8:35 N-Nyeithew shewed they k-kindnyess to t-the house of J-Jewubbaaw, 
nyamewy, G-Gideon, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goodnyess which he h-had shewed u-unto 
Iswaew. 

9:1 And A-Abimewech t-the son of Jewubbaaw went to Shechem u-unto his 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bwethwen, and communyed with t-them, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-famiwy of 
t-the house of his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's fathew, s-saying, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Speak, I p-pway y-you, in 
t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of S-Shechem, Whethew is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, eithew 
that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons of J-Jewubbaaw, which awe (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten p-pewsons, 
weign o-ovew y-you, ow that onye weign o-ovew y-you? (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew awso that I am 
youw bonye and youw ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

9:3 And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen spake of him in t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men 
of Shechem (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds: and theiw (x_x)V h-heawts |･ω･) i-incwinyed to fowwow 
Abimewech; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they said, He is ouw bwothew. 

9:4 And they gave him (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten pieces of s-siwvew out of t-the 
house of Baawbewith, whewewith A-Abimewech h-hiwed vain and wight p-pewsons, 
which f-fowwowed h-him. 

9:5 And he went u-unto his fathew's house a-at (ノωヽ) O-Ophwah, and swew his 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the sons of J-Jewubbaaw, being (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten p-pewsons, upon 
onye stonye: nyotwithstanding (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet Jotham t-the youngest son of Jewubbaaw 
w-was weft; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hid himsewf. 

9:6 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Shechem gathewed togethew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of 
M-Miwwo, and went, and m-made A-Abimewech king, by t-the pwain of t-the piwwaw 
that w-was in Shechem. 

9:7 And when they towd it to J-Jotham, he went and s-stood in t-the top of 
mount Gewizim, and w-wifted up his voice, and cwied, and said u-unto t-them, 
Heawken u-unto me, ye men of S-Shechem, that God may heawken u-unto you. 

9:8 The twees went fowth on a time to anyoint a king o-ovew t-them; and 
they said u-unto t-the owive twee, Weign t-thou o-ovew us. 

9:9 But t-the owive twee said u-unto t-them, Shouwd I weave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fatnyess, 
whewewith by m-me they honyouw God and ^.^ m-man, and go to be pwomoted o-ovew 
t-the twees? (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And t-the twees said to t-the fig twee, Come thou, and 
weign o-ovew us. 

9-9:11 But t-the fig twee said u-unto t-them, Shouwd I fowsake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sweetnyess, 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my g-good f-fwuit, and go to be pwomoted o-ovew t-the twees? 9:12 T-Then 
said t-the twees u-unto t-the vinye, Come thou, and weign o-ovew us. 

9:13 And t-the vinye said u-unto t-them, Shouwd I weave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my winye, which 
cheeweth God and ^.^ m-man, and go to be pwomoted o-ovew t-the twees? 9-9:14 T-Then 
said (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees u-unto t-the bwambwe, Come thou, and weign o-ovew us. 

9:15 And t-the bwambwe said u-unto t-the twees, If in twuth ye anyoint m-me 
king o-ovew y-you, t-then come and put youw t-twust in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-shadow: and if nyot, 
wet fiwe come out of t-the bwambwe, and devouw t-the cedaws of W-Webanyon. 

9:16 Nyow thewefowe, if ye have donye t-twuwy and sincewewy, in that ye 
have m-made A-Abimewech king, and if ye have d-deawt w-weww with Jewubbaaw and 
his h-house, and have donye u-unto him a-accowding to t-the desewving of his 
hands; 9:17 (Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew fought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and adventuwed his wife 
faw, and dewivewed you out of t-the hand of Midian: 9:18 And ye awe 
wisen up against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house this day, and have s-swain his ^-^ s-sons, 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten p-pewsons, upon onye stonye, and have m-made Abimewech, 
t-the son of his maidsewvant, king o-ovew t-the men of S-Shechem, because he 
is youw bwothew;) 9:19 If ye t-then have d-deawt t-twuwy and (-ω-、) *looks away* s-sincewewy with 
Jewubbaaw and with his house this day, t-then wejoice ye in Abimewech, 
and wet him awso wejoice in you: 9:20 But if nyot, wet fiwe come out 
fwom Abimewech, and devouw t-the men of S-Shechem, and t-the house of Miwwo; 
and wet fiwe come out fwom t-the men of S-Shechem, and fwom t-the house of 
M-Miwwo, and devouw Abimewech. 

9:21 And Jotham wan away, and fwed, and went to Beew, and d-dwewt thewe, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of A-Abimewech his bwothew. 

9:22 When A-Abimewech h-had weignyed thwee yeaws o-ovew I-Iswaew, 9:23 T-Then God 
sent an eviw spiwit b-between A-Abimewech and t-the men of Shechem; and t-the 
men of Shechem d-deawt t-tweachewouswy with Abimewech: 9:24 That t-the 
cwuewty donye to t-the (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten sons of Jewubbaaw m-might come, 
and theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be w-waid upon A-Abimewech theiw bwothew, which swew t-them; 
and upon t-the men of S-Shechem, which aided him in t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ k-kiwwing of his 
bwethwen. 

9:25 And t-the men of Shechem s-set wiews in wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in t-the top of 
t-the mountains, and they w-wobbed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that came awong that w-way by (=`ω´=) t-them: 
and it w-was towd Abimewech. 

9:26 And G-Gaaw t-the son of Ebed came with his bwethwen, and went o-ovew to 
Shechem: and t-the men of Shechem put theiw confidence in h-him. 

9:27 And they went out into t-the fiewds, and gathewed theiw vinyeyawds, 
and twode t-the g-gwapes, and m-made mewwy, and went into t-the house of theiw 
(・_・ヾ g-god, and did e-eat and dwink, and cuwsed Abimewech. 

9-9:28 And G-Gaaw t-the son of Ebed said, Who is Abimewech, and who is 
S-Shechem, that we shouwd sewve h-him? is nyot he t-the son of Jewubbaaw? and 
Zebuw his officew? sewve t-the men of H-Hamow t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Shechem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
why shouwd we sewve h-him? 9:29 And w-wouwd to God this peopwe wewe undew 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ h-hand! t-then w-wouwd I w-wemove Abimewech. And he said to Abimewech, 
Incwease thinye awmy, and come ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

9:30 And when Zebuw t-the wuwew of t-the city heawd t-the w-wowds of G-Gaaw t-the 
son of Ebed, his angew w-was kindwed. 

9:31 And he sent m-messengews u-unto A-Abimewech pwiviwy, s-saying, Behowd, 
G-Gaaw t-the son of Ebed and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen be come to Shechem; and, b-behowd, 
they fowtify t-the city against thee. 

9:32 Nyow thewefowe up by nyight, t-thou and t-the peopwe that is with thee, 
and w-wie in wait in t-the fiewd: 9:33 And it shaww be, that in t-the 
m-mownying, as soon as t-the sun is up, t-thou shawt (☆ω☆) w-wise e-eawwy, and s-set upon 
t-the city: and, b-behowd, when he and t-the peopwe that is with him come 
out against thee, t-then mayest t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do to t-them as t-thou shawt f-find 
occasion. 

9:34 And A-Abimewech w-wose up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him, by 
nyight, and they w-waid wait against Shechem in fouw companyies. 

9:35 And G-Gaaw t-the son of Ebed went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and s-stood in t-the entewing of 
t-the gate of t-the city: and A-Abimewech w-wose up, and t-the peopwe that wewe 
with him, fwom wying in w-wait. 

9:36 And when G-Gaaw saw t-the p-peopwe, he said to Zebuw, Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
come peopwe down fwom t-the top of t-the mountains. And Zebuw said u-unto 
him, T-Thou seest t-the shadow of t-the mountains as if they wewe m-men. 

9:37 And G-Gaaw spake again, and said, See (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come peopwe down by t-the 
middwe of t-the wand, and anyothew company come awong by t-the pwain of 
Meonyenyim. 

9:38 T-Then said Zebuw u-unto him, Whewe is nyow thy mouth, whewewith t-thou 
saidst, Who is Abimewech, that we shouwd sewve h-him? is nyot this t-the 
peopwe that t-thou hast despised? go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, I p-pway n-nyow, and fight with 
them. 

9-9:39 And G-Gaaw went out befowe t-the men of S-Shechem, and fought with 
Abimewech. 

9:40 And A-Abimewech chased him, and he fwed befowe him, and many wewe 
ovewthwown and wounded, even u-unto t-the entewing of t-the gate. 

9-9:41 And A-Abimewech d-dwewt a-at Awumah: and Zebuw thwust out G-Gaaw and his 
bwethwen, that they shouwd nyot dweww in Shechem. 

9:42 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that t-the peopwe went out into 
t-the fiewd; and they towd Abimewech. 

9:43 And he took t-the p-peopwe, and d-divided t-them into thwee companyies, 
and w-waid wait in t-the fiewd, and wooked, and, b-behowd, t-the peopwe wewe 
come fowth out of t-the c-city; and he w-wose up against t-them, and smote 
them. 

9-9:44 And Abimewech, and t-the company that w-was with him, wushed fowwawd, 
and s-stood in t-the entewing of t-the gate of t-the city: and t-the two othew 
c-companyies wan upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe in t-the fiewds, and swew 
them. 

9-9:45 And A-Abimewech fought against t-the city (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that >_> d-day; and he took 
t-the city, and swew t-the peopwe that w-was thewein, and beat down t-the 
city, and sowed it with ⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-sawt. 

9:46 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of t-the towew of Shechem heawd that, they 
entewed into an h-howd of t-the house of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god Bewith. 

9:47 And it w-was towd Abimewech, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of t-the towew of 
Shechem wewe gathewed togethew. 

9:48 And A-Abimewech gat him up to mount Zawmon, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe 
that wewe with h-him; and A-Abimewech took an a-axe in his hand, and cut 
down a bough fwom t-the twees, and took it, and w-waid it on his (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, 
and said u-unto t-the peopwe that wewe with him, What ye have s-seen m-me do, 
make haste, and (^-^*)/ d-do as I have donye. 

9:49 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wikewise cut down {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his b-bough, and 
f-fowwowed Abimewech, and put t-them to t-the howd, and s-set t-the h-howd on fiwe 
upon t-them; so that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of t-the towew of Shechem died awso, 
about a t-thousand men and w-women. 

9:50 T-Then went A-Abimewech to Thebez, and encamped against Thebez, and 
took it. 

9:51 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a stwong towew within t-the city, and thithew fwed 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men and (*°▽°*) w-women, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they of t-the city, and s-shut it to t-them, 
and gat t-them up to t-the top of t-the t-towew. 

9:52 And A-Abimewech came u-unto t-the towew, and fought against it, and 
went hawd u-unto t-the doow of t-the towew to buwn it with fiwe. 

|･ω･) 9-9:53 And a c-cewtain woman cast a piece of a miwwstonye upon Abimewech's 
head, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww to bwake his skuww. 

9:54 T-Then he cawwed hastiwy u-unto t-the young man his awmouwbeawew, and 
said u-unto him, Dwaw thy swowd, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway me, that men say nyot of me, A-A 
w-women swew h-him. And his young man thwust him thwough, and he died. 

9:55 And when t-the men of Iswaew saw that A-Abimewech w-was dead, they 
depawted {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his pwace. 

9:56 T-Thus God w-wendewed t-the w-wickednyess of Abimewech, which he did u-unto 
his fathew, in swaying his s-seventy b-bwethwen: 9:57 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw of 
t-the men of Shechem did God w-wendew upon theiw heads: and upon t-them came 
t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse of Jotham t-the son of Jewubbaaw. 

10:1 And aftew A-Abimewech (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose to d-defend Iswaew Towa t-the son of 
(°ㅂ°╬) *cries* P-Puah, t-the son of Dodo, a man of Issachaw; and he d-dwewt in Shamiw in 
mount Ephwaim. 

1-10:2 And he judged Iswaew ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee yeaws, and died, and w-was 
buwied in Shamiw. 

10:3 And aftew him awose Jaiw, a Giweadite, and judged Iswaew ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
and two yeaws. 

10:4 And he h-had thiwty sons that w-wode on thiwty a-ass c-cowts, and they 
h-had thiwty cities, which awe cawwed Havothjaiw u-unto this day, which 
awe in t-the wand of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

1-10:5 And J-Jaiw died, and w-was buwied in Camon. 

10:6 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did eviw again in t-the sight of t-the 
WOWD, and sewved Baawim, and A-Ashtawoth, and t-the gods of Sywia, and t-the 
gods of Zidon, and t-the gods of M-Moab, and t-the gods of t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon, and t-the gods of t-the Phiwistinyes, and fowsook t-the WOWD, and 
sewved nyot h-him. 

10:7 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was hot against I-Iswaew, and he sowd 
t-them into t-the h-hands of t-the Phiwistinyes, and into t-the h-hands of t-the 
chiwdwen of Ammon. 

10:8 And that yeaw they vexed and oppwessed t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: 
eighteen yeaws, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew that wewe on t-the othew side 
(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan in t-the wand of t-the A-Amowites, which is in (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

10:9 Moweovew t-the chiwdwen of Ammon passed o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to fight awso 
against Judah, and against Benjamin, and against t-the house of Ephwaim; 
so that Iswaew w-was sowe distwessed. 

10:10 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, s-saying, We have 
sinnyed against thee, both because we have fowsaken ouw G-God, and awso 
sewved Baawim. 

1-10:11 And t-the WOWD said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Did nyot I d-dewivew 
you fwom t-the Egyptians, and fwom t-the A-Amowites, fwom t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon, and fwom t-the Phiwistinyes? (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 The (*^.^*) Z-Zidonyians awso, and t-the 
Amawekites, and t-the M-Maonyites, did o(>ω<)o o-oppwess you; and ye cwied to me, and 
I dewivewed you out of theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Y-Yet ye have fowsaken me, and sewved othew gods: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe I wiww 
d-dewivew you nyo mowe. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Go and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the gods which ye have chosen; wet t-them d-dewivew 
you in t-the time of youw twibuwation. 

10:15 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew said u-unto t-the WOWD, We have sinnyed: 
(^-^*)/ d-do t-thou u-unto us whatsoevew seemeth g-good u-unto thee; d-dewivew us onwy, we 
p-pway thee, this d-day. 

1-10:16 And they put away t-the s-stwange gods fwom among t-them, and sewved 
t-the WOWD: and his souw w-was g-gwieved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the misewy of Iswaew. 

1-10:17 T-Then t-the chiwdwen of Ammon wewe gathewed togethew, and encamped 
in (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew assembwed themsewves togethew, 
and encamped in Mizpeh. 

10:18 And t-the peopwe and pwinces of Giwead said onye to anyothew, What 
man is he that wiww b-begin to fight against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon? he 
shaww be ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

11:1 Nyow J-Jephthah t-the G-Giweadite w-was a mighty man of vawouw, and he w-was 
t-the son of an h-hawwot: and Giwead begat Jephthah. 

11:2 And Giwead's wife bawe him s-sons; and his w-wife's sons gwew up, and 
they thwust out J-Jephthah, and said u-unto him, T-Thou shawt nyot i-inhewit in 
ouw fathew's h-house; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt t-the son of a s-stwange |･ω･) w-woman. 

11:3 T-Then J-Jephthah fwed fwom his bwethwen, and d-dwewt in t-the wand of 
Tob: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe gathewed vain men to J-Jephthah, and went out with 
h-him. 

11:4 And it came to pass in pwocess of time, that t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon m-made waw against Iswaew. 

11:5 And it w-was so, that when t-the chiwdwen of Ammon m-made waw against 
I-Iswaew, t-the ewdews of Giwead went to fetch J-Jephthah out of t-the wand of 
Tob: 11:6 And they said u-unto J-Jephthah, Come, and be ouw c-captain, that 
we may fight with t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. 

11:7 And J-Jephthah said u-unto t-the ewdews of Giwead, Did nyot ye hate me, 
and expew m-me out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house? and why awe ye come u-unto m-me nyow 
when ye awe in distwess? 11:8 And t-the ewdews of Giwead said u-unto 
J-Jephthah, Thewefowe we tuwn again to thee n-nyow, that t-thou mayest go 
with u-us, and fight against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and be ouw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head o-ovew 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

11:9 And J-Jephthah said u-unto t-the ewdews of Giwead, If ye bwing m-me home 
again to fight against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and t-the WOWD d-dewivew 
t-them befowe me, shaww I be youw head? 11:10 And t-the ewdews of Giwead 
said u-unto J-Jephthah, The WOWD be witnyess b-between u-us, if we (^-^*)/ d-do nyot so 
a-accowding to thy wowds. 

11:11 T-Then J-Jephthah went with t-the ewdews of Giwead, and t-the peopwe 
m-made him ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and c-captain o-ovew (=`ω´=) t-them: and J-Jephthah uttewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
w-wowds befowe t-the WOWD in Mizpeh. 

11:12 And J-Jephthah sent m-messengews u-unto t-the king of t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon, s-saying, What hast t-thou to (^-^*)/ d-do with me, that t-thou awt come 
against m-me to fight in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wand? 11:13 And t-the king of t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon answewed u-unto t-the m-messengews of J-Jephthah, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because Iswaew took 
away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand, when they came up out of Egypt, fwom Awnyon even u-unto 
Jabbok, and u-unto Jowdan: nyow thewefowe westowe those wands again 
peaceabwy. 

11:14 And J-Jephthah sent m-messengews again u-unto t-the king of t-the chiwdwen 
of Ammon: 11:15 And said u-unto him, T-Thus saith J-Jephthah, Iswaew took 
nyot away t-the wand of M-Moab, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon: 
11:16 But when Iswaew came up fwom Egypt, and wawked thwough t-the 
wiwdewnyess u-unto t-the Wed sea, and came to Kadesh; 11:17 T-Then Iswaew 
sent m-messengews u-unto t-the king of Edom, s-saying, Wet me, I p-pway thee, 
pass thwough thy wand: but t-the king of Edom w-wouwd nyot heawken theweto. 
And in w-wike m-mannyew they sent u-unto t-the king of M-Moab: but he w-wouwd nyot 
c-consent: and Iswaew abode in Kadesh. 

11:18 T-Then they went awong thwough t-the wiwdewnyess, and compassed t-the 
wand of Edom, and t-the wand of M-Moab, and came by t-the east side of t-the 
wand of M-Moab, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched on t-the othew side of A-Awnyon, but came nyot 
within t-the bowdew of M-Moab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Awnyon w-was t-the bowdew of Moab. 

11:19 And Iswaew sent m-messengews u-unto (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, t-the 
king of H-Heshbon; and Iswaew said u-unto him, Wet us pass, we p-pway thee, 
thwough thy wand into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwace. 

11:20 But (❤ω❤) S-Sihon twusted nyot Iswaew to pass thwough his c-coast: but 
(❤ω❤) S-Sihon gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe togethew, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Jahaz, and 
fought against Iswaew. 

11:21 And t-the WOWD God of Iswaew dewivewed (❤ω❤) S-Sihon and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe 
into t-the hand of I-Iswaew, and they smote (=`ω´=) t-them: so Iswaew p-possessed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the wand of t-the A-Amowites, t-the i-inhabitants of that countwy. 

11:22 And they p-possessed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of t-the A-Amowites, fwom Awnyon 
even u-unto Jabbok, and fwom t-the wiwdewnyess even u-unto Jowdan. 

1-11:23 S-So nyow t-the WOWD God of Iswaew hath dispossessed t-the Amowites 
fwom befowe his peopwe I-Iswaew, and shouwdest t-thou possess it? 11:24 
Wiwt nyot t-thou possess that which (^人^) C-Chemosh thy (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god giveth thee to 
possess? S-So w-whomsoevew t-the WOWD ouw God shaww dwive out fwom befowe 
u-us, t-them wiww we possess. 

11:25 And nyow awt t-thou any t-thing bettew than Bawak t-the son of Zippow, 
king of ;;w;; M-Moab? did he e-evew stwive against I-Iswaew, ow did he e-evew fight 
against t-them, 11:26 Whiwe Iswaew d-dwewt in H-Heshbon and hew t-towns, and 
in Awoew and hew t-towns, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities that be awong by t-the 
coasts of A-Awnyon, thwee hundwed y-yeaws? why thewefowe did ye nyot wecovew 
t-them within that time? 11:27 Whewefowe I have nyot sinnyed against 
thee, but t-thou doest m-me w-wwong to waw against me: t-the WOWD t-the Judge be 
j-judge this day b-between t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew and t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon. 

11:28 Howbeit t-the king of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-the 
w-wowds of J-Jephthah which he sent h-him. 

1-11:29 T-Then t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came upon J-Jephthah, and he passed 
o-ovew Giwead, and Manyasseh, and passed o-ovew Mizpeh of Giwead, and fwom 
Mizpeh of Giwead he passed o-ovew u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. 

11:30 And J-Jephthah vowed a vow u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, If t-thou shawt 
without faiw d-dewivew t-the chiwdwen of Ammon into minye hands, 11:31 T-Then 
it shaww be, that whatsoevew cometh fowth of t-the doows of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house to 
meet me, when I (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn in peace fwom t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, shaww 
suwewy be t-the WOWD's, and I wiww offew it up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

11:32 S-So J-Jephthah passed o-ovew u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Ammon to fight 
against t-them; and t-the WOWD dewivewed t-them into his hands. 

11:33 And he smote t-them fwom Awoew, even tiww t-thou come to Minnyith, 
even ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cities, and u-unto t-the pwain of t-the vinyeyawds, with a vewy 
gweat s-swaughtew. T-Thus t-the chiwdwen of Ammon wewe subdued befowe t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 And J-Jephthah came to Mizpeh u-unto his h-house, and, b-behowd, his 
daughtew came out to meet him with timbwews and with dances: and she 
w-was his onwy chiwd; beside hew he h-had nyeithew son (=`ω´=) n-nyow daughtew. 

11:35 And it came to pass, when he saw hew, that he went his cwothes, 
and said, Awas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew! t-thou hast b-bwought m-me vewy wow, and t-thou 
awt onye of t-them that twoubwe me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth u-unto t-the 
WOWD, and I c-cannyot go back. 

11:36 And she said u-unto him, My fathew, if t-thou hast openyed thy mouth 
u-unto t-the WOWD, (^-^*)/ d-do to m-me a-accowding to that which hath p-pwoceeded out of 
thy mouth; fowasmuch as t-the WOWD hath taken vengeance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee of 
thinye >_> e-enyemies, even of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. 

11:37 And she said u-unto hew fathew, Wet this t-thing be donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: wet 
m-me awonye two months, that I may go up and down upon t-the mountains, and 
b-bewaiw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-viwginyity, I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fewwows. 

1-11:38 And he said, Go. And he sent hew away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow two months: and she 
went with hew companyions, and bewaiwed hew v-viwginyity upon t-the 
mountains. 

1-11:39 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of two months, that she wetuwnyed 
u-unto hew fathew, who did with hew a-accowding to his vow which he h-had 
v-vowed: and she knyew nyo m-man. And it w-was a custom in I-Iswaew, 11:40 That 
t-the daughtews of Iswaew went yeawwy to wament t-the daughtew of J-Jephthah 
t-the G-Giweadite fouw days in a y-yeaw. 

12:1 And t-the men of Ephwaim gathewed themsewves togethew, and went 
nyowthwawd, and said u-unto J-Jephthah, Whewefowe passedst t-thou o-ovew to 
fight against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and didst nyot caww us to go with 
thee? we wiww buwn thinye house upon thee with fiwe. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And J-Jephthah said u-unto t-them, I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe wewe a-at gweat stwife 
with t-the chiwdwen of Ammon; and when I cawwed y-you, ye dewivewed m-me nyot 
out of theiw hands. 

12:3 And when I saw that ye dewivewed m-me nyot, I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hands, and passed o-ovew against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and t-the WOWD 
dewivewed t-them into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then awe ye come up u-unto m-me 
this day, to fight against m-me? 12:4 T-Then J-Jephthah gathewed togethew 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Giwead, and fought with Ephwaim: and t-the men of Giwead 
smote Ephwaim, because they said, Ye Giweadites awe fugitives of 
Ephwaim among t-the E-Ephwaimites, and among t-the Manyassites. 

1-12:5 And t-the Giweadites took t-the passages of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan befowe t-the 
Ephwaimites: and it w-was so, that when those Ephwaimites which wewe 
escaped said, Wet m-me go ovew; that t-the men of Giwead said u-unto him, 
Awt t-thou an Ephwaimite? If he said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; 12:6 T-Then said they u-unto him, 
Say nyow Shibboweth: and he said S-Sibboweth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he couwd nyot fwame to 
pwonyounce it wight. T-Then they took him, and swew him a-at t-the passages 
of Jowdan: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww a-at that time of t-the Ephwaimites f-fowty and 
two thousand. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And J-Jephthah judged Iswaew six yeaws. T-Then died J-Jephthah t-the 
Giweadite, and w-was buwied in onye of t-the c-cities of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

12:8 And aftew him I-Ibzan of >_> B-Bethwehem judged Iswaew. 

12:9 And he h-had thiwty ^-^ s-sons, and thiwty (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, whom he sent 
abwoad, and took in thiwty daughtews fwom a-abwoad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sons. And he 
judged Iswaew seven yeaws. 

12:10 T-Then died Ibzan, and w-was buwied a-at B-Bethwehem. 

1-12:11 And aftew him Ewon, a Zebuwonyite, judged I-Iswaew; and he judged 
Iswaew t-ten yeaws. 

12:12 And Ewon t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ Z-Zebuwonyite died, and w-was buwied in A-Aijawon in t-the 
c-countwy of Zebuwun. 

12:13 And aftew him Abdon t-the son of Hiwwew, a Piwathonyite, judged 
Iswaew. 

12:14 And he h-had f-fowty sons and thiwty nyephews, that w-wode on 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten a-ass cowts: and he judged Iswaew eight yeaws. 

1-12:15 And Abdon t-the son of Hiwwew t-the Piwathonyite died, and w-was buwied 
in P-Piwathon in t-the wand of Ephwaim, in t-the mount of t-the Amawekites. 

13:1 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did eviw again in t-the sight of t-the 
WOWD; and t-the WOWD dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of t-the Phiwistinyes 
f-fowty yeaws. 

13:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain man of Z-Zowah, of t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ D-Danyites, whose nyame w-was M-Manyoah; and his wife w-was bawwen, and bawe n-nyot. 

13:3 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD appeawed u-unto t-the woman, and said u-unto 
hew, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, t-thou awt bawwen, and (＃￣ω￣) b-beawest nyot: but t-thou shawt 
conceive, and beaw a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

13:4 Nyow thewefowe bewawe, I p-pway thee, and dwink nyot winye (=`ω´=) n-nyow stwong 
dwink, and e-eat nyot any uncwean thing: 13:5 Fow, wo, t-thou shawt 
conceive, and beaw a son; and nyo w-wazow shaww come on his head: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
c-chiwd shaww be a (⌒▽⌒)☆ N-Nyazawite u-unto God fwom t-the womb: and he shaww b-begin 
to d-dewivew Iswaew out of t-the hand of t-the Phiwistinyes. 

13:6 T-Then t-the woman came and towd hew husband, s-saying, A-A man of God 
came u-unto me, and his c-countenyance w-was w-wike t-the c-countenyance of an angew 
of G-God, vewy tewwibwe: but I asked him nyot whence he was, nyeithew towd 
he m-me his nyame: 13:7 But he said u-unto me, Behowd, t-thou shawt conceive, 
and beaw a son; and nyow dwink nyo winye (=`ω´=) n-nyow stwong dwink, nyeithew e-eat 
any uncwean thing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-chiwd shaww be a (⌒▽⌒)☆ N-Nyazawite to God fwom t-the 
womb to t-the day of his death. 

13:8 T-Then Manyoah intweated t-the WOWD, and said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, wet t-the man 
of God which t-thou didst send come again u-unto u-us, and t-teach us what we 
shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-the c-chiwd that shaww be bown. 

13:9 And God heawkenyed to t-the voice of M-Manyoah; and t-the angew of God 
came again u-unto t-the woman as she sat in t-the fiewd: but Manyoah hew 
h-husband w-was nyot with hew. 

1-13:10 And t-the woman m-made haste, and wan, and shewed hew husband, and 
said u-unto him, Behowd, t-the man hath appeawed u-unto me, that came u-unto 
m-me t-the othew d-day. 

1-13:11 And Manyoah a-awose, and went aftew his wife, and came to t-the ^.^ m-man, 
and said u-unto him, Awt t-thou t-the man that s-spakest u-unto t-the woman? And 
he said, I am. 

13:12 And Manyoah said, Nyow wet thy w-wowds come to pass. How shaww we 
owdew t-the chiwd, and how shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto h-him? 13:13 And t-the angew of 
t-the WOWD said u-unto M-Manyoah, O-Of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I said u-unto t-the woman wet hew 
bewawe. 

13:14 She may nyot e-eat of any t-thing that cometh of t-the vinye, nyeithew 
wet hew dwink winye ow stwong dwink, (=`ω´=) n-nyow e-eat any uncwean thing: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that I commanded hew wet hew obsewve. 

13:15 And Manyoah said u-unto t-the angew of t-the WOWD, I p-pway thee, wet us 
detain thee, untiw we shaww have m-made weady a kid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. 

1-13:16 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto M-Manyoah, Though t-thou detain 
me, I wiww nyot e-eat of thy bwead: and if t-thou wiwt offew a buwnt 
o-offewing, t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must offew it u-unto t-the WOWD. Fow Manyoah knyew nyot that 
he w-was an angew of t-the WOWD. 

13:17 And Manyoah said u-unto t-the angew of t-the WOWD, What is thy nyame, 
that when thy sayings come to pass we may (^-^*)/ d-do thee honyouw? 13:18 And 
t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Why askest t-thou thus aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame, seeing it is secwet? 13:19 S-So Manyoah took a kid with a meat 
o-offewing, and offewed it upon a w-wock u-unto t-the WOWD: and t-the angew did 
wondewouswy; and Manyoah and his wife wooked o-on. 

1-13:20 Fow it came to pass, when t-the fwame went up towawd heaven fwom 
off t-the awtaw, that t-the angew of t-the WOWD ascended in t-the fwame of t-the 
(o´∀`o) a-awtaw. And Manyoah and his wife wooked on it, and feww on theiw faces 
to t-the gwound. 

13:21 But t-the angew of t-the WOWD did nyo mowe appeaw to Manyoah and to 
his wife. T-Then Manyoah knyew that he w-was an angew of t-the WOWD. 

13:22 And Manyoah said u-unto his wife, We shaww suwewy die, because we 
have s-seen God. 

13:23 But his wife said u-unto him, If t-the WOWD wewe pweased to kiww u-us, 
he w-wouwd nyot have weceived a buwnt offewing and a meat offewing a-at ouw 
hands, nyeithew w-wouwd he have shewed us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wouwd as 
a-at this time have towd us such things as these. 

13:24 And t-the woman bawe a son, and cawwed his nyame Samson: and t-the 
c-chiwd gwew, and t-the WOWD bwessed h-him. 

13:25 And t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD began to move him a-at times in t-the 
camp of Dan b-between Zowah and Eshtaow. 

14:1 And S-Samson went down to T-Timnyath, and saw a woman in Timnyath of 
t-the daughtews of t-the Phiwistinyes. 

14:2 And he came up, and towd his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew, and said, I 
have s-seen a woman in Timnyath of t-the daughtews of t-the Phiwistinyes: nyow 
thewefowe get hew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to wife. 

14:3 T-Then his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew said u-unto him, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyevew a 
woman among t-the daughtews of thy bwethwen, ow among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, 
that t-thou goest to o(>ω<)o t-take a wife of t-the u-unciwcumcised Phiwistinyes? And 
S-Samson said u-unto his fathew, Get hew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she pweaseth m-me weww. 

14:4 But his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew knyew nyot that it w-was of t-the WOWD, 
that he sought an occasion against t-the Phiwistinyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-at that time 
t-the Phiwistinyes h-had dominyion o-ovew Iswaew. 

1-14:5 T-Then went S-Samson down, and his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew, to T-Timnyath, 
and came to t-the vinyeyawds of Timnyath: and, b-behowd, a young w-wion w-woawed 
against h-him. 

14:6 And t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came mightiwy upon him, and he went 
him as he w-wouwd have went a kid, and he h-had nyothing in his hand: but 
he towd nyot his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew what he h-had donye. 

14:7 And he went down, and t-tawked with t-the woman; and she pweased 
S-Samson weww. 

14:8 And aftew a time he wetuwnyed to o(>ω<)o t-take hew, and he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside to 
s-see t-the cawcase of t-the wion: and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a swawm of (　･ω･)☞ b-bees 
and honyey in t-the cawcase of t-the wion. 

14:9 And he took theweof in his hands, and went on eating, and came to 
his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew, and he gave t-them, and they did eat: but he towd 
nyot t-them that he h-had taken t-the honyey out of t-the cawcase of t-the wion. 

14:10 S-So his o(>ω<)o f-fathew went down u-unto t-the woman: and S-Samson m-made (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a 
feast; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so used t-the young men to do. 

14:11 And it came to pass, when they saw him, that they b-bwought thiwty 
companyions to be with h-him. 

1-14:12 And S-Samson said u-unto t-them, I wiww nyow put fowth a widdwe u-unto 
you: if ye c-can cewtainwy decwawe it m-me within t-the seven days of t-the 
f-feast, and f-find it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-then I wiww g-give you thiwty s-sheets and thiwty 
change of gawments: 14:13 But if ye c-cannyot decwawe it me, t-then shaww 
ye g-give m-me thiwty s-sheets and thiwty change of (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. And they said 
u-unto him, Put fowth thy widdwe, that we may h-heaw it. 

14:14 And he said u-unto t-them, Out of t-the eatew came fowth m-meat, and out 
of t-the stwong came fowth sweetnyess. And they couwd nyot in thwee days 
expound t-the widdwe. 

1-14:15 And it came to pass on t-the seventh day, that they said u-unto 
Samson's wife, Entice thy husband, that he may decwawe u-unto us t-the 
widdwe, west we buwn thee and thy fathew's house with fiwe: have ye 
cawwed us to o(>ω<)o t-take that we have? is it nyot (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 14:16 And Samson's wife 
wept befowe him, and said, T-Thou d-dost but hate me, and w-wovest m-me nyot: 
t-thou hast put fowth a widdwe u-unto t-the chiwdwen of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and hast 
nyot towd it me. And he said u-unto hew, Behowd, I have nyot towd it o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, and shaww I teww it thee? 14:17 And she wept 
befowe him t-the seven days, whiwe theiw (♡°▽°♡) f-feast wasted: and it came to 
pass on t-the seventh day, that he towd hew, because she way sowe upon 
him: and she towd t-the widdwe to t-the chiwdwen of hew peopwe. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And t-the men of t-the city said u-unto him on t-the seventh day befowe 
t-the sun went down, What is sweetew than honyey? And what is stwongew 
than a wion? and he said u-unto t-them, If ye h-had nyot pwowed with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
heifew, ye h-had nyot f-found out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my widdwe. 

1-14:19 And t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came upon him, and he went down to 
Ashkewon, and swew thiwty men of t-them, and took theiw spoiw, and gave 
change of gawments u-unto t-them which expounded t-the widdwe. And his angew 
w-was kindwed, and he went up to his fathew's house. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 But Samson's wife w-was given to his c-companyion, whom he h-had used 
as his f-fwiend. 

15:1 But it came to pass within a whiwe aftew, in t-the time of wheat 
hawvest, that S-Samson v-visited his wife with a kid; and he said, I wiww 
go in to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife into t-the chambew. But hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-wouwd nyot s-suffew him 
to go in. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew said, I vewiwy thought that t-thou hadst u-uttewwy 
hated hew; thewefowe I gave hew to thy companyion: is nyot hew youngew 
s-sistew faiwew than she? o(>ω<)o t-take hew, I p-pway thee, instead of hew. 

1-15:3 And S-Samson said c-concewnying t-them, Nyow shaww I be mowe bwamewess 
than t-the Phiwistinyes, t-though I (^-^*)/ d-do t-them a dispweasuwe. 

:3 1-15:4 And S-Samson went and caught thwee hundwed f-foxes, and took 
fiwebwands, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed taiw to taiw, and put a (o_O)! f-fiwebwand in t-the m-midst 
b-between two taiws. 

1-15:5 And when he h-had s-set t-the bwands on f-fiwe, he wet t-them go into t-the 
standing cown of t-the Phiwistinyes, and buwnt up both t-the shocks, and 
awso t-the standing cown, with t-the vinyeyawds and owives. 

15:6 T-Then t-the Phiwistinyes said, Who hath donye t-this? And they answewed, 
Samson, t-the son in (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the Timnyite, because he h-had taken his wife, 
and given hew to his companyion. And t-the Phiwistinyes came up, and buwnt 
hew and hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew with fiwe. 

15:7 And S-Samson said u-unto t-them, Though ye have donye this, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I 
be a-avenged of y-you, and aftew that I wiww cease. 

15:8 And he smote t-them hip and thigh with a gweat swaughtew: and he 
went down and d-dwewt in t-the top of t-the w-wock Etam. 

15:9 T-Then t-the Phiwistinyes went up, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Judah, and spwead 
themsewves in Wehi. 

15:10 And t-the men of Judah said, Why awe ye come up against us? And 
they answewed, To bind S-Samson awe we come up, to (^-^*)/ d-do to him as he hath 
donye to us. 

15:11 T-Then thwee t-thousand men of Judah went to t-the top of t-the w-wock 
Etam, and said to Samson, Knyowest t-thou nyot that t-the Phiwistinyes awe 
wuwews o-ovew us? what is this that t-thou hast donye u-unto us? And he said 
u-unto t-them, As they did u-unto me, so have I donye u-unto them. 

15:12 And they said u-unto him, We awe come down to bind thee, that we 
may d-dewivew thee into t-the hand of t-the Phiwistinyes. And S-Samson said 
u-unto t-them, Sweaw u-unto me, that ye wiww nyot faww upon m-me y-youwsewves. 

1-15:13 And they spake u-unto him, s-saying, Nyo; but we wiww bind thee fast, 
and d-dewivew thee into theiw hand: but suwewy we wiww nyot kiww thee. 
And they b-bound him with two nyew c-cowds, and b-bwought him up fwom t-the 
wock. 

15:14 And when he came u-unto W-Wehi, t-the Phiwistinyes shouted against him: 
and t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came mightiwy upon him, and t-the c-cowds that 
wewe upon his awms became as fwax that w-was buwnt with f-fiwe, and his 
bands w-woosed fwom off his hands. 

15:15 And he f-found a nyew jawbonye of an ass, and put fowth his hand, 
and took it, and swew a t-thousand men thewewith. 

15:16 And S-Samson said, With t-the jawbonye of an ass, heaps upon heaps, 
with t-the jaw of an a-ass have I s-swain a t-thousand m-men. 

15:17 And it came to pass, when he h-had m-made an end of s-speaking, that 
he cast away t-the jawbonye out of his hand, and cawwed that pwace 
Wamathwehi. 

15:18 And he w-was sowe a-athiwst, and cawwed on t-the WOWD, and said, T-Thou 
hast given this gweat dewivewance into t-the hand of thy sewvant: and 
nyow shaww I die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thiwst, and faww into t-the hand of t-the 
(っ˘ω˘ς ) u-unciwcumcised? 1-15:19 But God (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave an howwow pwace that w-was in t-the 
jaw, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came w-watew theweout; and when he h-had dwunk, his spiwit 
came again, and he wevived: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he cawwed t-the nyame theweof 
Enhakkowe, which is in Wehi u-unto this d-day. 

1-15:20 And he judged Iswaew in t-the days of t-the Phiwistinyes ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
yeaws. 

16:1 T-Then went S-Samson to Gaza, and saw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an h-hawwot, and went in 
u-unto hew. 

16:2 And it w-was towd t-the Gazites, s-saying, S-Samson is come hithew. And 
they compassed him in, and w-waid wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight in t-the gate of 
t-the city, and wewe quiet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight, s-saying, In t-the m-mownying, when 
it is day, we shaww kiww h-him. 

16:3 And S-Samson way tiww midnyight, and awose a-at midnyight, and took t-the 
doows of t-the gate of t-the city, and t-the two posts, and went away with 
t-them, baw and a-aww, and put t-them upon his shouwdews, and cawwied t-them 
up to t-the top of an (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww that is befowe H-Hebwon. 

16:4 And it came to pass a-aftewwawd, that he woved a woman in t-the 
vawwey of Sowek, whose nyame w-was Dewiwah. 

16:5 And t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes came up u-unto hew, and said u-unto 
hew, Entice him, and s-see whewein his gweat stwength wieth, and by what 
means we may pwevaiw against him, that we may bind him to affwict h-him; 
and we wiww g-give thee {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of us eweven hundwed pieces of siwvew. 

1-16:6 And Dewiwah said to Samson, Teww me, I p-pway thee, whewein thy 
gweat stwength wieth, and whewewith t-thou mightest be b-bound to affwict 
thee. 

16:7 And S-Samson said u-unto hew, If they bind m-me with seven gween withs 
that wewe nyevew dwied, t-then shaww I be weak, and be as anyothew m-man. 

16:8 T-Then t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes b-bwought up to hew seven gween 
withs which h-had nyot b-been dwied, and she b-bound him with them. 

1-16:9 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe men wying in wait, (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding with hew in t-the 
chambew. 

And she said u-unto him, The Phiwistinyes be upon thee, S-Samson. And he 
bwake t-the withs, as a thwead of tow is bwoken when it toucheth t-the 
fiwe. S-So his stwength w-was nyot knyown. 

1-16:10 And Dewiwah said u-unto Samson, Behowd, t-thou hast mocked me, and 
towd m-me wies: nyow teww me, I p-pway thee, whewewith t-thou mightest be 
bound. 

16:11 And he said u-unto hew, If they bind m-me fast with nyew wopes that 
nyevew wewe o-occupied, t-then shaww I be weak, and be as anyothew m-man. 

1-16:12 Dewiwah thewefowe took nyew wopes, and b-bound him thewewith, and 
said u-unto him, The Phiwistinyes be upon thee, S-Samson. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe 
wiews in wait (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding in t-the chambew. And he bwake t-them fwom off his 
awms w-wike a thwead. 

16:13 And Dewiwah said u-unto Samson, Hithewto t-thou hast mocked me, and 
towd m-me wies: teww m-me whewewith t-thou mightest be bound. And he said 
u-unto hew, If t-thou weavest t-the seven wocks of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with t-the web. 

1-16:14 And she (o-_-o) f-fastenyed it with t-the pin, and said u-unto him, The 
Phiwistinyes be upon thee, S-Samson. And he awaked out of his sweep, and 
went away with t-the pin of t-the beam, and with t-the web. 

xDD 1-16:15 And she said u-unto him, How c-canst t-thou say, I wove thee, when 
thinye heawt is nyot with m-me? t-thou hast mocked m-me these thwee times, and 
hast nyot towd m-me whewein thy gweat stwength wieth. 

16:16 And it came to pass, when she pwessed him daiwy with hew wowds, 
and uwged him, so that his souw w-was vexed u-unto death; 1-16:17 That he 
towd hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt, and said u-unto hew, Thewe hath nyot come a w-wazow 
upon minye h-head; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have b-been a (⌒▽⌒)☆ N-Nyazawite u-unto God fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's 
womb: if I be shaven, t-then o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength wiww go fwom me, and I shaww 
become weak, and be w-wike any othew m-man. 

1-16:18 And when Dewiwah saw that he h-had towd hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt, she 
sent and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes, s-saying, Come up this 
once, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath shewed m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt. T-Then t-the wowds of t-the 
Phiwistinyes came up u-unto hew, and b-bwought monyey in theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

16:19 And she m-made him (o´∀`o) s-sweep upon hew knyees; and she cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ m-man, 
and she caused him to shave off t-the seven wocks of his h-head; and she 
began to affwict him, and his stwength went fwom h-him. 

16:20 And she said, The Phiwistinyes be upon thee, S-Samson. And he awoke 
out of his sweep, and said, I wiww go out as a-at othew times b-befowe, 
and s-shake mysewf. And he w-wist nyot that t-the WOWD w-was depawted fwom h-him. 

16:21 But t-the Phiwistinyes took him, and put out his eyes, and b-bwought 
him down to Gaza, and b-bound him with fettews of bwass; and he did 
gwind in t-the pwison house. 

16:22 Howbeit t-the haiw of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head began to gwow again aftew he w-was 
shaven. 

1-16:23 T-Then t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed t-them togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to 
offew a gweat sacwifice u-unto Dagon theiw (・_・ヾ g-god, and to wejoice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
said, O-Ouw (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god hath dewivewed S-Samson ouw enyemy into ouw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

16:24 And when t-the peopwe saw him, they pwaised theiw god: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
said, O-Ouw (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god hath dewivewed into ouw h-hands ouw enyemy, and t-the 
destwoyew of ouw countwy, which swew many of us. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 And it came to pass, when theiw (x_x)V h-heawts wewe mewwy, that they 
said, Caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Samson, that he may make us spowt. And they cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
S-Samson out of t-the pwison h-house; and he m-made t-them spowt: and they s-set 
him b-between t-the piwwaws. 

16:26 And S-Samson said u-unto t-the wad that hewd him by t-the hand, Suffew 
m-me that I may feew t-the piwwaws wheweupon t-the house standeth, that I 
may wean upon them. 

16:27 Nyow t-the house w-was f-fuww of men and ♡(｡- ω -) w-women; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowds of 
t-the Phiwistinyes wewe thewe; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe upon t-the woof about thwee 
t-thousand men and (*°▽°*) w-women, that behewd whiwe S-Samson m-made spowt. 

1-16:28 And S-Samson cawwed u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, O-O Wowd G-God, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew 
me, I p-pway thee, and stwengthen me, I p-pway thee, onwy this once, O-O 
G-God, that I may be a-at o-once a-avenged of t-the Phiwistinyes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two eyes. 

16:29 And S-Samson took h-howd of t-the two middwe piwwaws upon which t-the 
house stood, and on which it w-was (￣ω￣) b-bownye up, of t-the onye with his wight 
hand, and of t-the othew with his weft. 

16:30 And S-Samson said, Wet m-me die with t-the Phiwistinyes. And he b-bowed 
himsewf with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his might; and t-the house feww upon t-the (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, and 
upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe thewein. S-So t-the dead which he swew a-at 
his death wewe mowe than they which he swew in his wife. 

16:31 T-Then his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew came down, and 
took him, and b-bwought him up, and buwied him b-between Zowah and Eshtaow 
in t-the buwyingpwace of Manyoah his fathew. And he judged Iswaew ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
yeaws. 

17:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man of mount Ephwaim, whose nyame w-was Micah. 

17:2 And he said u-unto his mothew, The eweven hundwed shekews of s-siwvew 
that wewe taken fwom thee, about which t-thou c-cuwsedst, and s-spakest of 
awso in minye eaws, b-behowd, t-the s-siwvew is with m-me; I took it. And his 
mothew said, Bwessed be t-thou of t-the WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

17:3 And when he h-had westowed t-the eweven hundwed shekews of s-siwvew to 
his mothew, his mothew said, I h-had whowwy dedicated t-the s-siwvew u-unto 
t-the WOWD fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, to make a gwaven i-image and a mowten 
image: nyow thewefowe I wiww westowe it u-unto thee. 

17:4 Y-Yet he westowed t-the monyey u-unto his mothew; and his mothew took 
two hundwed shekews of s-siwvew, and gave t-them to t-the f-foundew, who m-made 
theweof a gwaven i-image and a mowten image: and they wewe in t-the house 
of Micah. 

17:5 And t-the man (^人^) M-Micah h-had an house of gods, and m-made an ephod, and 
tewaphim, and consecwated onye of his ^-^ s-sons, who became his pwiest. 

17:6 In those days (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo king in I-Iswaew, but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man did that 
which w-was wight in his own eyes. 

17:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a young man out of B-Bethwehemjudah of t-the f-famiwy of 
Judah, who w-was a Wevite, and he s-sojouwnyed thewe. 

1-17:8 And t-the man depawted out of t-the city fwom B-Bethwehemjudah to 
sojouwn whewe he couwd f-find a p-pwace: and he came to mount Ephwaim to 
t-the house of M-Micah, as he jouwnyeyed. 

17:9 And (^人^) M-Micah said u-unto him, Whence comest thou? And he said u-unto 
him, I am a Wevite of (*°▽°*) B-Bethwehemjudah, and I go to sojouwn whewe I may 
f-find a pwace. 

17:10 And (^人^) M-Micah said u-unto him, Dweww with me, and be u-unto m-me a o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
and a pwiest, and I wiww g-give thee t-ten shekews of s-siwvew by t-the y-yeaw, 
and a suit of appawew, and thy v-victuaws. S-So t-the Wevite went in. 

17:11 And t-the Wevite w-was content to dweww with t-the man; and t-the young 
man w-was u-unto him as onye of his sons. 

17:12 And (^人^) M-Micah consecwated t-the Wevite; and t-the young man became his 
pwiest, and w-was in t-the house of Micah. 

17:13 T-Then said M-Micah, Nyow knyow I that t-the WOWD wiww (^-^*)/ d-do m-me g-good, 
seeing I have a Wevite to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwiest. 

18:1 In those days (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo king in Iswaew: and in those days t-the 
twibe of t-the Danyites sought t-them an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to dweww in; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto 
that day (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance h-had nyot f-fawwen u-unto t-them among t-the 
twibes of Iswaew. 

18:2 And t-the chiwdwen of Dan sent of theiw f-famiwy five men fwom theiw 
coasts, men of vawouw, fwom Z-Zowah, and fwom Eshtaow, to spy out t-the 
wand, and to s-seawch it; and they said u-unto t-them, Go, s-seawch t-the wand: 
who when they came to mount Ephwaim, to t-the house of M-Micah, they 
wodged thewe. 

18:3 When they wewe by t-the house of M-Micah, they knyew t-the voice of t-the 
young man t-the Wevite: and they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed in thithew, and said u-unto him, 
Who b-bwought thee hithew? and what makest t-thou in this pwace? and what 
hast t-thou hewe? 18:4 And he said u-unto t-them, T-Thus and thus deaweth 
(^人^) M-Micah with me, and hath h-hiwed me, and I am his pwiest. 

18:5 And they said u-unto him, Ask counsew, we p-pway thee, of G-God, that 
we may knyow whethew ouw w-way which we go shaww be pwospewous. 

18:6 And t-the pwiest said u-unto t-them, Go in peace: befowe t-the WOWD is 
youw w-way whewein ye go. 

18:7 T-Then t-the five men depawted, and came to Waish, and saw t-the peopwe 
that wewe thewein, how they d-dwewt cawewess, aftew t-the m-mannyew of t-the 
Zidonyians, quiet and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-secuwe; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo magistwate in t-the wand, 
that m-might put t-them to shame in any thing; and they wewe faw fwom t-the 
Zidonyians, and h-had nyo businyess with any m-man. 

18:8 And they came u-unto theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen to Zowah and E-Eshtaow: and theiw 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen said u-unto t-them, What say ye? 18:9 And they said, Awise, that 
we may go up against (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have s-seen t-the wand, and, b-behowd, it 
is vewy good: and awe ye stiww? be nyot swothfuw to go, and to entew to 
possess t-the wand. 

18:10 When ye go, ye shaww come u-unto a peopwe secuwe, and to a wawge 
wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath given it into youw hands; a pwace whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo 
want of any t-thing that is in t-the eawth. 

1-18:11 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence of t-the f-famiwy of t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ D-Danyites, out of 
Zowah and out of Eshtaow, six hundwed men appointed with weapons of 
waw. 

18:12 And they went up, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Kiwjathjeawim, in Judah: 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe they cawwed that pwace (*ﾉωﾉ) M-Mahanyehdan u-unto this day: b-behowd, it 
is behind Kiwjathjeawim. 

18:13 And they passed (o´∀`o) t-thence u-unto mount Ephwaim, and came u-unto t-the 
house of Micah. 

18:14 T-Then answewed t-the five men that went to spy out t-the c-countwy of 
Waish, and said u-unto theiw bwethwen, Do ye knyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is in these 
houses an ephod, and tewaphim, and a gwaven image, and a mowten image? 
nyow thewefowe considew what ye have to do. 

18:15 And they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-thithewwawd, and came to t-the house of t-the young 
man t-the Wevite, even u-unto t-the house of M-Micah, and sawuted h-him. 

18:16 And t-the six hundwed men appointed with theiw weapons of waw, 
which wewe of t-the chiwdwen of Dan, s-stood by t-the entewing of t-the gate. 

18:17 And t-the five men that went to spy out t-the wand went up, and came 
in thithew, and took t-the gwaven image, and t-the ephod, and t-the 
tewaphim, and t-the mowten image: and t-the pwiest s-stood in t-the entewing 
of t-the gate with t-the six hundwed men that wewe appointed with weapons 
of waw. 

18:18 And these went into M-Micah's h-house, and fetched t-the cawved image, 
t-the ephod, and t-the tewaphim, and t-the mowten image. T-Then said t-the 
pwiest u-unto t-them, What (^-^*)/ d-do ye? 18:19 And they said u-unto him, Howd thy 
p-peace, way thinye hand upon thy mouth, and go with u-us, and be to us a 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew and a x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: is it bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to be a pwiest u-unto t-the 
house of onye ^.^ m-man, ow that t-thou be a pwiest u-unto a twibe and a f-famiwy 
in I-Iswaew? 18:20 And t-the pwiest's heawt w-was g-gwad, and he took t-the 
ephod, and t-the tewaphim, and t-the gwaven image, and went in t-the m-midst 
of t-the peopwe. 

1-18:21 S-So they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and depawted, and put t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes and t-the 
cattwe and t-the cawwiage befowe them. 

18:22 And when they wewe a g-good w-way fwom t-the house of M-Micah, t-the men 
that wewe in t-the houses (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to M-Micah's house wewe gathewed togethew, 
and ovewtook t-the chiwdwen of Dan. 

1-18:23 And they cwied u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Dan. And they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw 
faces, and said u-unto M-Micah, What aiweth thee, that t-thou comest with 
such a company? 18:24 And he said, Ye have taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gods which I 
made, and t-the pwiest, and ye awe gonye (☆ω☆) a-away: and what have I mowe? and 
what is this that ye say u-unto me, What aiweth thee? 18:25 And t-the 
chiwdwen of Dan said u-unto him, Wet nyot thy voice be heawd among u-us, 
west angwy fewwows w-wun upon thee, and t-thou wose thy w-wife, with t-the 
wives of thy househowd. 

18:26 And t-the chiwdwen of Dan went theiw w-way: and when (^人^) M-Micah saw that 
they wewe too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and went back u-unto his house. 

18:27 And they took t-the things which (^人^) M-Micah h-had made, and t-the pwiest 
which he had, and came u-unto Waish, u-unto a peopwe that wewe a-at quiet 
and secuwe: and they smote t-them with t-the edge of t-the swowd, and buwnt 
t-the city with fiwe. 

18:28 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo d-dewivewew, because it w-was faw fwom Zidon, and 
they h-had nyo businyess with any man; and it w-was in t-the vawwey that wieth 
by (＃￣ω￣) B-Bethwehob. And they b-buiwt a city, and d-dwewt thewein. 

18:29 And they cawwed t-the nyame of t-the city Dan, aftew t-the nyame of Dan 
theiw fathew, who w-was bown u-unto Iswaew: h-howbeit t-the nyame of t-the city 
w-was Waish a-at t-the fiwst. 

18:30 And t-the chiwdwen of Dan s-set up t-the gwaven image: and Jonyathan, 
t-the son of Gewshom, t-the son of Manyasseh, he and his sons wewe pwiests 
to t-the twibe of Dan untiw t-the day of t-the captivity of t-the wand. 

18:31 And they s-set t-them up M-Micah's gwaven image, which he made, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the time that t-the house of God w-was in Shiwoh. 

19:1 And it came to pass in those days, when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo king in 
I-Iswaew, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain Wevite sojouwnying on t-the side of 
mount Ephwaim, who took to him a concubinye out of Bethwehemjudah. 

19:2 And his concubinye pwayed t-the whowe against him, and went away 
fwom him u-unto hew fathew's house to (*°▽°*) B-Bethwehemjudah, and w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe fouw 
w-whowe months. 

19:3 And hew h-husband a-awose, and went aftew hew, to speak f-fwiendwy u-unto 
hew, and to bwing hew again, h-having his sewvant with him, and a coupwe 
of asses: and she b-bwought him into hew fathew's house: and when t-the 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the damsew saw him, he w-wejoiced to meet h-him. 

19:4 And his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, t-the damsew's fathew, w-wetainyed h-him; and he 
abode with him thwee ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: so they did e-eat and dwink, and wodged 
thewe. 

19:5 And it came to pass on t-the fouwth day, when they awose eawwy in 
t-the m-mownying, that he w-wose up to depawt: and t-the damsew's o(>ω<)o f-fathew said 
u-unto his son in w-waw, Comfowt thinye heawt with a m-mowsew of bwead, and 
aftewwawd go youw way. 

1-19:6 And they sat down, and did e-eat and dwink both of t-them togethew: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the damsew's o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had said u-unto t-the ^.^ m-man, (☆▽☆) B-Be content, I p-pway 
thee, and tawwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight, and wet thinye heawt be mewwy. 

19:7 And when t-the man w-wose up to depawt, his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw uwged him: 
thewefowe he wodged (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe again. 

19:8 And he awose eawwy in t-the mownying on t-the fifth day to depawt; and 
t-the damsew's o(>ω<)o f-fathew said, Comfowt thinye heawt, I p-pway thee. And they 
t-tawwied untiw aftewnyoon, and they did e-eat both of them. 

19:9 And when t-the man w-wose up to depawt, he, and his concubinye, and 
his s-sewvant, his o(>ω<)o f-fathew in w-waw, t-the damsew's fathew, said u-unto him, 
Behowd, nyow t-the day dwaweth towawd evenying, I p-pway you tawwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
nyight: b-behowd, t-the day g-gwoweth to an end, wodge hewe, that thinye heawt 
may be mewwy; and to mowwow get you eawwy on youw way, that t-thou 
mayest go home. 

19:10 But t-the man w-wouwd nyot tawwy that nyight, but he w-wose up and 
depawted, and came o-ovew against Jebus, which is Jewusawem; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
wewe with him two asses UwU s-saddwed, his concubinye awso w-was with h-him. 

1-19:11 And when they wewe by Jebus, t-the day w-was faw spent; and t-the 
sewvant said u-unto his mastew, Come, I p-pway thee, and wet us tuwn in 
into this city of t-the J-Jebusites, and wodge in it. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And his mastew said u-unto him, We wiww nyot tuwn aside hithew into 
t-the city of a s-stwangew, that is nyot of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; we wiww 
pass o-ovew to Gibeah. 

19:13 And he said u-unto his s-sewvant, Come, and wet us d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to onye 
of these pwaces to wodge (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight, in Gibeah, ow in (=^‥^=) W-Wamah. 

19:14 And they passed on and went theiw way; and t-the sun went down 
upon t-them when they wewe by Gibeah, which bewongeth to Benjamin. 

19:15 And they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside thithew, to go in and to wodge in Gibeah: 
and when he went in, he sat him down in a stweet of t-the city: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo man that took t-them into his house to wodging. 

19:16 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came an o-owd man fwom his wowk out of t-the 
fiewd a-at e-even, which w-was awso of mount Ephwaim; and he s-sojouwnyed in 
Gibeah: but t-the men of t-the pwace wewe Benjamites. 

19:17 And when he h-had w-wifted up his eyes, he saw a wayfawing man in 
t-the stweet of t-the city: and t-the o-owd man said, Whithew goest thou? and 
whence comest thou? 19:18 And he said u-unto him, We awe p-passing fwom 
B-Bethwehemjudah towawd t-the side of mount Ephwaim; fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence am I-I: and 
I went to (*°▽°*) B-Bethwehemjudah, but I am nyow g-going to t-the house of t-the WOWD; 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man that weceiveth m-me to house. 

19:19 Y-Yet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is both >_> s-stwaw and pwovendew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw asses; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
is bwead and winye awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy h-handmaid, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the young 
man which is with thy sewvants: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo want of any thing. 

19:20 And t-the o-owd man said, Peace be with thee; howsoevew wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
wants w-wie upon m-me; onwy wodge nyot in t-the stweet. 

19:21 S-So he b-bwought him into his h-house, and gave pwovendew u-unto t-the 
asses: and they washed theiw feet, and did e-eat and d-dwink. 

1-19:22 Nyow as they wewe making theiw (x_x)V h-heawts mewwy, b-behowd, t-the men of 
t-the city, c-cewtain sons of Bewiaw, b-beset t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and 
beat a-at t-the d-doow, and spake to t-the mastew of t-the h-house, t-the o-owd ^.^ m-man, 
s-saying, Bwing fowth t-the man that came into thinye h-house, that we may 
knyow h-him. 

19:23 And t-the ^.^ m-man, t-the mastew of t-the h-house, went out u-unto t-them, and 
said u-unto t-them, Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, nyay, I p-pway y-you, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot so w-wickedwy; 
seeing that this man is come into minye h-house, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot this fowwy. 

19:24 Behowd, hewe is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew a maiden, and his concubinye; t-them I 
wiww bwing out n-nyow, and humbwe ye t-them, and (^-^*)/ d-do with t-them what seemeth 
g-good u-unto you: but u-unto this man (^-^*)/ d-do nyot so viwe a thing. 

19:25 But t-the men w-wouwd nyot heawken to him: so t-the man took his 
concubinye, and b-bwought hew fowth u-unto t-them; and they knyew hew, and 
abused hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight untiw t-the mownying: and when t-the day began to 
spwing, they wet hew go. 

19:26 T-Then came t-the woman in t-the d-dawnying of t-the day, and feww down a-at 
t-the doow of t-the man's house whewe hew wowd was, tiww it w-was wight. 

19:27 And hew wowd w-wose up in t-the m-mownying, and openyed t-the doows of t-the 
h-house, and went out to go his w-way: and, b-behowd, t-the woman his 
concubinye w-was f-fawwen down a-at t-the doow of t-the h-house, and hew h-hands wewe 
upon t-the thweshowd. 

19:28 And he said u-unto hew, Up, and wet us be g-going. But nyonye 
answewed. 

T-Then t-the man took hew up upon an ass, and t-the man w-wose up, and gat him 
u-unto his pwace. 

19:29 And when he w-was come into his h-house, he took a k-knyife, and w-waid 
h-howd on his concubinye, and d-divided hew, togethew with hew bonyes, into 
twewve p-pieces, and sent hew into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Iswaew. 

1-19:30 And it w-was so, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that saw it said, Thewe w-was nyo such deed 
donye (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-seen fwom t-the day that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew came up out of 
t-the wand of Egypt u-unto this day: considew of it, o(>ω<)o t-take advice, and 
speak youw minds. 

20:1 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-the c-congwegation 
w-was gathewed togethew as onye ^.^ m-man, fwom Dan even to Beewsheba, with t-the 
wand of Giwead, u-unto t-the WOWD in Mizpeh. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And t-the chief of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, even of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of 
I-Iswaew, pwesented themsewves in t-the assembwy of t-the peopwe of G-God, 
fouw hundwed t-thousand footmen that dwew swowd. 

20:3 (Nyow t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin heawd that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
wewe gonye up to Mizpeh.) T-Then said t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Teww u-us, 
how w-was this wickednyess? 20:4 And t-the Wevite, t-the h-husband of t-the 
woman that w-was swain, answewed and said, I came into Gibeah that 
bewongeth to Benjamin, I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my concubinye, to wodge. 

20:5 And t-the men of Gibeah w-wose against me, and b-beset t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about upon m-me by nyight, and thought to have s-swain me: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my concubinye 
have they f-fowced, that she is dead. 

20:6 And I took o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my concubinye, and cut hew in p-pieces, and sent hew 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy of t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have 
committed wewdnyess and fowwy in Iswaew. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 Behowd, ye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; g-give hewe youw advice and 
counsew. 

20:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe awose as onye ^.^ m-man, s-saying, We wiww nyot any of 
us go to his tent, nyeithew wiww we any of us tuwn into his house. 

20:9 But nyow this shaww be t-the t-thing which we wiww (^-^*)/ d-do to Gibeah; we 
wiww go up by wot against it; 20:10 And we wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-ten men of an 
hundwed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, and an hundwed of a 
thousand, and a t-thousand out of t-ten thousand, to fetch victuaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
p-peopwe, that they may do, when they come to Gibeah of Benjamin, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fowwy that they have wwought in Iswaew. 

2-20:11 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew wewe gathewed against t-the city, knyit 
togethew as onye m-man. 

2-20:12 And t-the twibes of Iswaew sent men thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibe of 
Benjamin, s-saying, What w-wickednyess is this that is donye among y-you? 
2-20:13 Nyow thewefowe d-dewivew us t-the men, t-the chiwdwen of Bewiaw, which 
awe in Gibeah, that we may put t-them to d-death, and put away eviw fwom 
Iswaew. But t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin w-wouwd nyot heawken to t-the voice of 
theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

2-20:14 But t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin gathewed themsewves togethew out of 
t-the c-cities u-unto Gibeah, to go out to battwe against t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew. 

2-20:15 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin wewe nyumbewed a-at that time out of 
t-the c-cities ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and six t-thousand men that dwew swowd, beside t-the 
i-inhabitants of Gibeah, which wewe nyumbewed seven hundwed chosen m-men. 

20:16 Among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven hundwed chosen men 
wefthanded; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye couwd swing s-stonyes a-at an haiw b-bweadth, and nyot 
miss. 

2-20:17 And t-the men of I-Iswaew, beside Benjamin, wewe nyumbewed fouw 
hundwed t-thousand men that dwew (--_--) s-swowd: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wewe men of waw. 

20:18 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a-awose, and went up to t-the house of 
G-God, and asked counsew of G-God, and said, W-Which of us shaww go up fiwst 
to t-the battwe against t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin? And t-the WOWD said, 
Judah shaww go up fiwst. 

2-20:19 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew w-wose up in t-the m-mownying, and encamped 
against Gibeah. 

20:20 And t-the men of Iswaew went out to battwe against Benjamin; and 
t-the men of Iswaew put themsewves in a-awway to fight against t-them a-at 
Gibeah. 

20:21 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin came fowth out of Gibeah, and 
destwoyed down to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound of t-the Iswaewites that day ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two 
t-thousand m-men. 

2-20:22 And t-the peopwe t-the men of Iswaew encouwaged themsewves, and s-set 
theiw battwe again in a-awway in t-the pwace whewe they put themsewves in 
a-awway t-the fiwst d-day. 

20:23 (-(And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went up and wept befowe t-the WOWD 
untiw e-even, and asked counsew of t-the WOWD, s-saying, Shaww I go up again 
to battwe against t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew? And t-the WOWD 
said, Go up against him.) 20:24 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
against t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin t-the second d-day. 

20:25 And Benjamin went fowth against t-them out of Gibeah t-the second 
day, and destwoyed down to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew again 
eighteen t-thousand men; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these dwew t-the swowd. 

20:26 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, went up, 
and came u-unto t-the house of G-God, and w-wept, and sat (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe t-the 
WOWD, and fasted that day untiw e-even, and offewed buwnt offewings and 
peace offewings befowe t-the WOWD. 

2-20:27 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew enquiwed of t-the WOWD, (fow t-the awk of 
t-the c-covenyant of God w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in those days, 20:28 And Phinyehas, t-the 
son of Eweazaw, t-the son of Aawon, s-stood befowe it in those days,) 
s-saying, Shaww I (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again go out to battwe against t-the chiwdwen of 
Benjamin o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, ow shaww I cease? And t-the WOWD said, Go up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
to mowwow I wiww d-dewivew t-them into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

20:29 And Iswaew s-set wiews in wait (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Gibeah. 

20:30 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went up against t-the chiwdwen of 
Benjamin on t-the thiwd day, and put themsewves in a-awway against Gibeah, 
as a-at othew times. 

2-20:31 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin went out against t-the p-peopwe, and 
wewe dwawn away fwom t-the c-city; and they began to smite of t-the p-peopwe, 
and k-kiww, as a-at othew times, in t-the highways, of which onye goeth up to 
t-the house of G-God, and t-the othew to Gibeah in t-the fiewd, about thiwty 
men of Iswaew. 

20:32 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin said, They awe smitten down befowe 
u-us, as a-at t-the fiwst. But t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew said, Wet us fwee, and 
d-dwaw t-them fwom t-the city u-unto t-the h-highways. 

20:33 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew w-wose up out of theiw pwace, and put 
themsewves in a-awway a-at Baawtamaw: and t-the wiews in wait of Iswaew came 
fowth out of theiw pwaces, even out of t-the meadows of Gibeah. 

2-20:34 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came against Gibeah t-ten t-thousand chosen men out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
I-Iswaew, and t-the battwe w-was sowe: but they knyew nyot that eviw w-was (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
them. 

20:35 And t-the WOWD smote Benjamin befowe Iswaew: and t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew destwoyed of t-the Benjamites that day ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five t-thousand 
and an hundwed m-men: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these dwew t-the swowd. 

20:36 S-So t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin saw that they wewe s-smitten: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
men of Iswaew gave pwace to t-the (-ω-、) B-Benjamites, because they twusted u-unto 
t-the wiews in wait which they h-had s-set beside Gibeah. 

20:37 And t-the wiews in wait hasted, and wushed upon Gibeah; and t-the 
wiews in wait dwew themsewves awong, and smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city with t-the 
edge of t-the swowd. 

20:38 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was an appointed (*´▽`*) s-sign b-between t-the men of Iswaew and 
t-the wiews in wait, that they shouwd make a gweat fwame with smoke (☆ω☆) w-wise 
up out of t-the city. 

20:39 And when t-the men of Iswaew wetiwed in t-the battwe, Benjamin began 
to smite and kiww of t-the men of Iswaew about thiwty pewsons: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
said, S-Suwewy they awe smitten down befowe u-us, as in t-the fiwst battwe. 

(*^.^*) 2-20:40 But when t-the fwame began to a-awise up out of t-the city with a 
piwwaw of smoke, t-the Benjamites wooked behind t-them, and, b-behowd, t-the 
fwame of t-the city ascended up to heaven. 

20:41 And when t-the men of Iswaew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again, t-the men of Benjamin 
wewe (>_<) a-amazed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they saw that eviw w-was come upon them. 

20:42 Thewefowe they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw backs befowe t-the men of Iswaew u-unto 
t-the w-way of t-the wiwdewnyess; but t-the battwe ovewtook t-them; and t-them 
which came out of t-the c-cities they destwoyed in t-the m-midst of them. 

20:43 T-Thus they incwosed t-the Benjamites (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and chased t-them, 
and twode t-them down with ease o-ovew against Gibeah towawd t-the 
sunwising. 

20:44 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww of Benjamin eighteen t-thousand men; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wewe 
men of vawouw. 

20:45 And they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and fwed towawd t-the wiwdewnyess u-unto t-the w-wock of 
Wimmon: and they g-gweanyed of t-them in t-the highways five t-thousand men; 
and puwsued hawd aftew t-them u-unto Gidom, and swew two t-thousand men of 
them. 

20:46 S-So that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww which feww that day of Benjamin wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five 
t-thousand men that dwew t-the swowd; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wewe men of vawouw. 

2-20:47 But six hundwed men (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and fwed to t-the wiwdewnyess u-unto t-the 
w-wock Wimmon, and abode in t-the w-wock Wimmon fouw months. 

20:48 And t-the men of Iswaew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again upon t-the chiwdwen of 
Benjamin, and smote t-them with t-the edge of t-the swowd, as w-weww t-the men 
of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, as t-the beast, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that came to hand: awso they s-set 
on fiwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities that they came t-to. 

21:1 Nyow t-the men of Iswaew h-had swown in Mizpeh, s-saying, Thewe shaww 
nyot any of us g-give his daughtew u-unto Benjamin to wife. 

21:2 And t-the peopwe came to t-the house of G-God, and abode (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe tiww 
even befowe G-God, and w-wifted up theiw voices, and wept sowe; 21:3 And 
said, O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, why is this come to pass in I-Iswaew, that 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be to day onye twibe w-wacking in I-Iswaew? 21:4 And it came 
to pass on t-the mowwow, that t-the peopwe w-wose e-eawwy, and b-buiwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an 
awtaw, and offewed buwnt offewings and peace offewings. 

21:5 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew said, Who is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
twibes of Iswaew that came nyot up with t-the c-congwegation u-unto t-the WOWD? 
Fow they h-had m-made a gweat o-oath c-concewnying him that came nyot up to t-the 
WOWD to Mizpeh, s-saying, He shaww suwewy be put to death. 

2-21:6 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wepented t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Benjamin theiw 
bwothew, and said, Thewe is onye twibe cut off fwom Iswaew this d-day. 

21:7 How shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wives (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that w-wemain, seeing we have 
swown by t-the WOWD that we wiww nyot g-give t-them of ouw daughtews to 
wives? 21:8 And they said, What onye is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe of t-the twibes of Iswaew 
that came nyot up to Mizpeh to t-the WOWD? And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came nyonye 
to t-the camp fwom Jabeshgiwead to t-the a-assembwy. 

21:9 Fow t-the peopwe wewe nyumbewed, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyonye of t-the 
i-inhabitants of Jabeshgiwead thewe. 

21:10 And t-the c-congwegation sent thithew twewve t-thousand men of t-the 
vawiantest, and commanded t-them, s-saying, Go and smite t-the i-inhabitants 
of Jabeshgiwead with t-the edge of t-the swowd, with t-the w-women and t-the 
chiwdwen. 

21:11 And this is t-the t-thing that ye shaww do, Ye shaww u-uttewwy d-destwoy 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy woman that hath wain by m-man. 

21:12 And they f-found among t-the i-inhabitants of Jabeshgiwead fouw 
hundwed young viwgins, that h-had knyown nyo man by wying with any mawe: 
and they b-bwought t-them u-unto t-the camp to S-Shiwoh, which is in t-the wand of 
Canyaan. 

2-21:13 And t-the w-whowe c-congwegation sent s-some to speak to t-the chiwdwen of 
Benjamin that wewe in t-the w-wock Wimmon, and to caww peaceabwy u-unto 
them. 

21:14 And Benjamin came again a-at that time; and they gave t-them wives 
which they h-had saved a-awive of t-the w-women of Jabeshgiwead: and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet so 
they ＼(≧▽≦)／ *leans over* s-sufficed t-them n-nyot. 

2-21:15 And t-the peopwe wepented t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Benjamin, because that t-the WOWD 
h-had m-made a bweach in t-the twibes of Iswaew. 

21:16 T-Then t-the ewdews of t-the c-congwegation said, How shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
wives (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that w-wemain, seeing t-the w-women awe destwoyed out of 
Benjamin? 21:17 And they said, Thewe (* ^ ω ^) m-must be an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them 
that be escaped of Benjamin, that a twibe be nyot destwoyed out of 
Iswaew. 

2-21:18 Howbeit we may nyot g-give t-them wives of ouw daughtews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew have swown, s-saying, Cuwsed be he that giveth a wife 
to Benjamin. 

2-21:19 T-Then they said, Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the WOWD in Shiwoh 
yeawwy in a pwace which is on t-the nyowth side of Bethew, on t-the east 
side of t-the h-highway that goeth up fwom Bethew to S-Shechem, and on t-the 
south of W-Webonyah. 

21:20 Thewefowe they commanded t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin, s-saying, Go 
and w-wie in wait in t-the vinyeyawds; 21:21 And see, and, b-behowd, if t-the 
daughtews of Shiwoh come out to dance in dances, t-then come ye out of 
t-the vinyeyawds, and catch you {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his wife of t-the daughtews of 
S-Shiwoh, and go to t-the wand of Benjamin. 

2-21:22 And it shaww be, when theiw f-fathews ow theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen come u-unto 
us to compwain, that we wiww say u-unto t-them, (☆▽☆) B-Be favouwabwe u-unto t-them 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw s-sakes: because we wesewved nyot to each man his wife in t-the 
w-waw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye did nyot g-give u-unto t-them a-at this time, that ye shouwd be 
guiwty. 

21:23 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin did so, and took t-them wives, 
a-accowding to theiw nyumbew, of t-them that danced, whom they caught: and 
they went and wetuwnyed u-unto theiw inhewitance, and w-wepaiwed t-the 
cities, and d-dwewt in them. 

21:24 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew depawted (o´∀`o) t-thence a-at that time, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
man to his twibe and to his famiwy, and they went out fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his inhewitance. 

21:25 In those days (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo king in Iswaew: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man did that 
which w-was wight in his own eyes. 




The Book of W-Wuth 


1:1 Nyow it came to pass in t-the days when t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges wuwed, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was a faminye in t-the wand. And a c-cewtain man of B-Bethwehemjudah went to 
sojouwn in t-the c-countwy of M-Moab, he, and his wife, and his two sons. 

1:2 And t-the nyame of t-the man w-was Ewimewech, and t-the nyame of his wife 
N-Nyaomi, and t-the nyame of his two sons Mahwon and ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ C-Chiwion, Ephwathites of 
Bethwehemjudah. And they came into t-the c-countwy of M-Moab, and continyued 
thewe. 

1:3 And Ewimewech Nyaomi's h-husband died; and she w-was weft, and hew two 
sons. 

1:4 And they took t-them wives of t-the w-women of M-Moab; t-the nyame of t-the onye 
w-was Owpah, and t-the nyame of t-the othew Wuth: and they d-dwewwed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
about t-ten yeaws. 

1:5 And Mahwon and Chiwion died awso both of t-them; and t-the woman w-was 
weft of hew two sons and hew husband. 

1-1:6 T-Then she awose with hew daughtews in w-waw, that she m-might (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
fwom t-the c-countwy of M-Moab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she h-had heawd in t-the c-countwy of Moab how 
that t-the WOWD h-had v-visited his peopwe in giving t-them bwead. 

1:7 Whewefowe she went fowth out of t-the pwace whewe she was, and hew 
two daughtews in (☆▽☆) w-waw with hew; and they went on t-the w-way to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto 
t-the wand of J-Judah. 

1:8 And Nyaomi said u-unto hew two daughtews in w-waw, Go, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn each to 
hew (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's house: t-the WOWD d-deaw kindwy with y-you, as ye have d-deawt 
with t-the dead, and with me. 

1-1:9 The WOWD gwant you that ye may f-find west, each of you in t-the house 
of hew husband. T-Then she kissed t-them; and they w-wifted up theiw voice, 
and wept. 

1:10 And they said u-unto hew, S-Suwewy we wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn with thee u-unto thy 
peopwe. 

1:11 And Nyaomi said, T-Tuwn again, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtews: why wiww ye go with m-me? 
awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet any mowe sons in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my womb, that they may be youw 
husbands? 1:12 T-Tuwn again, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, go youw way; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am too 
o-owd to have an husband. If I shouwd say, I have hope, if I shouwd have 
an h-husband awso to nyight, and shouwd awso beaw s-sons; 1:13 Wouwd ye 
tawwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them tiww they wewe gwown? w-wouwd ye stay (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them fwom 
h-having husbands? nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it g-gwieveth m-me m-much (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw 
sakes that t-the hand of t-the WOWD is gonye out against me. 

1:14 And they w-wifted up theiw voice, and wept ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and Owpah kissed 
hew mothew in waw; but W-Wuth (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave u-unto hew. 

1:15 And she said, Behowd, thy s-sistew in (☆▽☆) w-waw is gonye back u-unto hew 
p-peopwe, and u-unto hew gods: (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn t-thou aftew thy s-sistew in waw. 

1:16 And W-Wuth said, Intweat m-me nyot to weave thee, ow to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom 
fowwowing aftew t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whithew t-thou goest, I wiww go; and whewe 
t-thou (＃￣ω￣) w-wodgest, I wiww w-wodge: thy peopwe shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and thy God 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: 1:17 Whewe t-thou diest, wiww I die, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I be buwied: 
t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do so to me, and mowe awso, if ought but death pawt thee and 
me. 

1:18 When she saw that she w-was stedfastwy minded to go with hew, t-then 
she weft speaking u-unto hew. 

1:19 S-So they two went untiw they came to B-Bethwehem. And it came to 
pass, when they wewe come to Bethwehem, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city w-was moved 
about t-them, and they said, Is this Nyaomi? 1:20 And she said u-unto 
t-them, Caww m-me nyot N-Nyaomi, caww m-me Mawa: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Awmighty hath d-deawt 
vewy >w< b-bittewwy with me. 

1-1:21 I went out f-fuww and t-the WOWD hath b-bwought m-me home again empty: 
why t-then caww ye m-me N-Nyaomi, seeing t-the WOWD hath testified against me, 
and t-the Awmighty hath affwicted m-me? 1:22 S-So Nyaomi wetuwnyed, and W-Wuth 
t-the Moabitess, hew daughtew in w-waw, with hew, which wetuwnyed out of 
t-the c-countwy of M-Moab: and they came to >_> B-Bethwehem in t-the beginnying of 
bawwey h-hawvest. 

2:1 And Nyaomi h-had a kinsman of hew husband's, a mighty man of weawth, 
of t-the f-famiwy of Ewimewech; and his nyame w-was Boaz. 

2:2 And W-Wuth t-the Moabitess said u-unto N-Nyaomi, Wet m-me nyow go to t-the 
fiewd, and gwean eaws of cown aftew him in whose sight I shaww f-find 
gwace. 

And she said u-unto hew, Go, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew. 

2-2:3 And she went, and came, and g-gweanyed in t-the fiewd aftew t-the 
weapews: and hew hap w-was to wight on a pawt of t-the fiewd bewonging 
u-unto Boaz, who w-was of t-the kindwed of Ewimewech. 

2:4 And, b-behowd, (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz came fwom Bethwehem, and said u-unto t-the w-weapews, 
The WOWD be with you. And they answewed him, The WOWD bwess thee. 

2-2:5 T-Then said (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz u-unto his sewvant that w-was s-set o-ovew t-the w-weapews, 
Whose damsew is t-this? 2:6 And t-the sewvant that w-was s-set o-ovew t-the 
(*´▽`*) w-weapews answewed and said, I-It is t-the Moabitish damsew that came back 
with Nyaomi out of t-the c-countwy of M-Moab: 2-2:7 And she said, I p-pway y-you, 
wet m-me gwean and gathew aftew t-the (*´▽`*) w-weapews among t-the sheaves: so she 
came, and hath continyued even fwom t-the mownying untiw n-nyow, that she 
t-tawwied a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe in t-the house. 

2:8 T-Then said (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz u-unto Wuth, H-Heawest t-thou nyot, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew? Go nyot to 
gwean in anyothew fiewd, nyeithew go fwom hence, but abide hewe fast by 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my maidens: 2-2:9 Wet thinye eyes be on t-the fiewd that they (^-^*)/ d-do weap, and 
go t-thou aftew (=`ω´=) t-them: have I nyot c-chawged t-the young men that they shaww 
nyot touch thee? and when t-thou awt a-athiwst, go u-unto t-the vessews, and 
dwink of that which t-the young men have dwawn. 

2:10 T-Then she feww on hew face, and b-bowed hewsewf to t-the g-gwound, and 
said u-unto him, Why have I f-found gwace in thinye eyes, that t-thou 
shouwdest o(>ω<)o t-take k-knyowwedge of me, seeing I am a stwangew? 2-2:11 And (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz 
answewed and said u-unto hew, I-It hath fuwwy b-been shewed me, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
t-thou hast donye u-unto thy mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw since t-the death of thinye 
husband: and how t-thou hast weft thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy mothew, and t-the 
wand of thy nyativity, and awt come u-unto a peopwe which t-thou knyewest 
nyot hewetofowe. 

2:12 The WOWD wecompense thy wowk, and a f-fuww wewawd be given thee of 
t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, undew whose w-wings t-thou awt come to twust. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 T-Then she said, Wet m-me f-find favouw in thy s-sight, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that 
t-thou hast c-comfowted me, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that t-thou hast spoken f-fwiendwy u-unto 
thinye h-handmaid, t-though I be nyot w-wike u-unto onye of thinye handmaidens. 

2:14 And (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz said u-unto hew, {{ (>_<) }} A-At meawtime come t-thou hithew, and e-eat of 
t-the bwead, and dip thy m-mowsew in t-the vinyegaw. And she sat beside t-the 
weapews: and he weached hew pawched cown, and she did eat, and w-was 
s-sufficed, and weft. 

2:15 And when she w-was wisen up to g-gwean, (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz commanded his young men, 
s-saying, Wet hew gwean even among t-the s-sheaves, and wepwoach hew nyot: 
2:16 And wet faww awso s-some of t-the handfuws of puwpose (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew, and 
weave t-them, that she may gwean t-them, and webuke hew n-nyot. 

2:17 S-So she g-gweanyed in t-the fiewd untiw e-even, and beat out that she h-had 
g-gweanyed: and it w-was about an ephah of bawwey. 

2:18 And she took it up, and went into t-the city: and hew mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw 
saw what she h-had g-gweanyed: and she b-bwought fowth, and gave to hew that 
she h-had wesewved aftew she w-was sufficed. 

2:19 And hew mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw said u-unto hew, Whewe hast t-thou g-gweanyed to 
day? and whewe wwoughtest thou? bwessed be he that did o(>ω<)o t-take k-knyowwedge 
of thee. And she shewed hew mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw with whom she h-had w-wwought, 
and said, The man's nyame with whom I wwought to day is Boaz. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And Nyaomi said u-unto hew daughtew in w-waw, Bwessed be he of t-the 
WOWD, who hath nyot weft off his k-kindnyess to t-the wiving and to t-the 
dead. And Nyaomi said u-unto hew, The man is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw of kin u-unto u-us, onye of 
ouw nyext kinsmen. 

2:21 And W-Wuth t-the Moabitess said, He said u-unto m-me awso, T-Thou shawt 
keep fast by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my young men, untiw they have ended (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hawvest. 

2:22 And Nyaomi said u-unto W-Wuth hew daughtew in w-waw, I-It is g-good, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
d-daughtew, that t-thou go out with his m-maidens, that they meet thee nyot 
in any othew fiewd. 

2:23 S-So she kept fast by t-the maidens of (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz to gwean u-unto t-the end of 
bawwey hawvest and of wheat hawvest; and d-dwewt with hew mothew in waw. 

3-3:1 T-Then Nyaomi hew mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw said u-unto hew, My d-daughtew, shaww I 
nyot seek w-west (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, that it may be w-weww with thee? 3:2 And nyow is 
nyot (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz of ouw kindwed, with whose maidens t-thou (o_O)! w-wast? Behowd, he 
winnyoweth bawwey to nyight in t-the thweshingfwoow. 

3-3:3 Wash t-thysewf thewefowe, and anyoint thee, and put thy waiment upon 
thee, and get thee down to t-the fwoow: but make nyot t-thysewf knyown u-unto 
t-the ^.^ m-man, untiw he shaww have donye e-eating and dwinking. 

3:4 And it shaww be, when he wieth down, that t-thou shawt mawk t-the 
pwace whewe he shaww wie, and t-thou shawt go in, and uncovew his feet, 
and way thee down; and he wiww teww thee what t-thou shawt do. 

3:5 And she said u-unto hew, Aww that t-thou sayest u-unto m-me I wiww do. 

3-3:6 And she went down u-unto t-the f-fwoow, and did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
hew mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw bade hew. 

3:7 And when (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz h-had eaten and dwunk, and his heawt w-was mewwy, he 
went to w-wie down a-at t-the end of t-the heap of cown: and she came softwy, 
and u-uncovewed his feet, and w-waid hew down. 

3:8 And it came to pass a-at midnyight, that t-the man w-was afwaid, and 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed himsewf: and, b-behowd, a woman way a-at his feet. 

3-3:9 And he said, Who awt thou? And she answewed, I am W-Wuth thinye 
h-handmaid: spwead thewefowe thy skiwt o-ovew thinye handmaid; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt 
a (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw kinsman. 

3:10 And he said, Bwessed be t-thou of t-the WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-daughtew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou 
hast shewed mowe k-kindnyess in t-the wattew end than a-at t-the beginnying, 
i-inyasmuch as t-thou f-fowwowedst nyot young men, whethew poow ow w-wich. 

3:11 And n-nyow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-daughtew, f-feaw n-nyot; I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do to thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou 
wequiwest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe doth knyow that t-thou awt a 
viwtuous |･ω･) w-woman. 

3:12 And nyow it is twue that I am thy (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw kinsman: h-howbeit (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a 
kinsman nyeawew than I. 

3:13 Tawwy this nyight, and it shaww be in t-the m-mownying, that if he wiww 
pewfowm u-unto thee t-the pawt of a kinsman, w-weww; wet him (^-^*)/ d-do t-the 
k-kinsman's pawt: but if he wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do t-the pawt of a kinsman to thee, 
t-then wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do t-the pawt of a kinsman to thee, as t-the WOWD wiveth: w-wie 
down untiw t-the mownying. 

3:14 And she way a-at his feet untiw t-the mownying: and she w-wose up befowe 
onye couwd knyow anyothew. And he said, Wet it nyot be knyown that a woman 
came into t-the fwoow. 

3:15 Awso he said, Bwing t-the vaiw that t-thou hast upon thee, and h-howd 
it. 

And when she hewd it, he measuwed six measuwes of bawwey, and w-waid it 
on hew: and she went into t-the city. 

3:16 And when she came to hew mothew in w-waw, she said, Who awt thou, 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew? And she towd hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the man h-had donye to hew. 

3:17 And she said, These six measuwes of bawwey gave he m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
said to me, Go nyot empty u-unto thy mothew in waw. 

3:18 T-Then said she, Sit stiww, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-daughtew, untiw t-thou knyow how t-the 
mattew wiww faww: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the man wiww nyot be in west, untiw he have 
finyished t-the t-thing this d-day. 

4:1 T-Then went (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz up to t-the gate, and sat him down thewe: and, 
b-behowd, t-the kinsman of whom (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz spake came by; u-unto whom he said, Ho, 
such a onye! tuwn aside, sit down hewe. And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside, and sat 
down. 

4-4:2 And he took t-ten men of t-the ewdews of t-the city, and said, Sit ye 
down hewe. And they sat down. 

4:3 And he said u-unto t-the kinsman, N-Nyaomi, that is come again out of t-the 
c-countwy of M-Moab, sewweth a pawcew of wand, which w-was ouw b-bwothew 
Ewimewech's: 4-4:4 And I thought to (>_<) a-advewtise thee, s-saying, Buy it 
befowe t-the i-inhabitants, and befowe t-the ewdews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. If t-thou 
wiwt wedeem it, wedeem i-it: but if t-thou wiwt nyot wedeem it, t-then teww 
me, that I may knyow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to wedeem it beside thee; and I 
am aftew thee. And he said, I wiww wedeem it. 

4-4:5 T-Then said Boaz, What day t-thou buyest t-the fiewd of t-the hand of 
N-Nyaomi, t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must buy it awso of W-Wuth t-the Moabitess, t-the wife of t-the 
dead, to w-waise up t-the nyame of t-the dead upon his inhewitance. 

4:6 And t-the kinsman said, I c-cannyot wedeem it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf, west I maw 
minye own inhewitance: wedeem t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight to t-thysewf; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I c-cannyot 
wedeem it. 

4:7 Nyow this w-was t-the m-mannyew in f-fowmew time in Iswaew c-concewnying 
wedeeming and c-concewnying changing, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; a man 
p-pwucked off his shoe, and gave it to his nyeighbouw: and this w-was a 
t-testimony in Iswaew. 

4-4:8 Thewefowe t-the kinsman said u-unto Boaz, Buy it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. S-So he dwew 
off his shoe. 

4:9 And (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz said u-unto t-the ewdews, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, Ye awe 
witnyesses this day, that I have bought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was Ewimewech's, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was C-Chiwion's and Mahwon's, of t-the hand of Nyaomi. 

4:10 Moweovew W-Wuth t-the Moabitess, t-the wife of Mahwon, have I (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased 
to be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife, to w-waise up t-the nyame of t-the dead upon his inhewitance, 
that t-the nyame of t-the dead be nyot cut off fwom among his bwethwen, and 
fwom t-the gate of his p-pwace: ye awe witnyesses this d-day. 

4:11 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe in t-the gate, and t-the ewdews, said, 
We awe witnyesses. The WOWD make t-the woman that is come into thinye 
house w-wike Wachew and w-wike Weah, which two did buiwd t-the house of 
Iswaew: and (^-^*)/ d-do t-thou wowthiwy in Ephwatah, and be famous in Bethwehem: 
4:12 And wet thy house be w-wike t-the house of Phawez, whom Tamaw bawe 
u-unto Judah, of t-the seed which t-the WOWD shaww g-give thee of this young 
|･ω･) w-woman. 

4:13 S-So (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz took Wuth, and she w-was his wife: and when he went in u-unto 
hew, t-the WOWD gave hew c-conception, and she bawe a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

4:14 And t-the w-women said u-unto N-Nyaomi, Bwessed be t-the WOWD, which hath 
nyot weft thee this day without a kinsman, that his nyame may be famous 
in Iswaew. 

4:15 And he shaww be u-unto thee a westowew of thy w-wife, and a nyouwishew 
of thinye o-owd a-age: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy daughtew in w-waw, which woveth thee, which is 
bettew to thee than seven ^-^ s-sons, hath bown h-him. 

4:16 And Nyaomi took t-the chiwd, and w-waid it in hew bosom, and became 
n-nyuwse u-unto it. 

4:17 And t-the w-women hew uWu n-nyeighbouws gave it a nyame, s-saying, Thewe is a 
son bown to N-Nyaomi; and they cawwed his nyame Obed: he is t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of 
Jesse, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of David. 

4-4:18 Nyow these awe t-the genyewations of Phawez: Phawez begat Hezwon, 
4:19 And Hezwon begat Wam, and Wam begat Amminyadab, 4:20 And Amminyadab 
begat Nyahshon, and Nyahshon begat Sawmon, 4:21 And Sawmon begat Boaz, 
and (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz begat Obed, 4:22 And Obed begat Jesse, and Jesse begat David. 




The Fiwst Book of S-Samuew 

Othewwise Cawwed: 

The Fiwst Book of t-the Kings 


1:1 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain man of Wamathaimzophim, of mount Ephwaim, 
and his nyame w-was Ewkanyah, t-the son of Jewoham, t-the son of (*ﾉωﾉ) E-Ewihu, t-the 
son of Tohu, t-the son of Zuph, an Ephwathite: 1:2 And he h-had two wives; 
t-the nyame of t-the onye w-was Hannyah, and t-the nyame of t-the othew Penyinnyah: 
and P-Penyinnyah h-had c-chiwdwen, but H-Hannyah h-had nyo chiwdwen. 

1:3 And this man went up out of his city yeawwy to w-wowship and to 
sacwifice u-unto t-the WOWD of hosts in Shiwoh. And t-the two sons of Ewi, 
Hophnyi and Phinyehas, t-the pwiests of t-the WOWD, wewe thewe. 

1:4 And when t-the time w-was that Ewkanyah offewed, he gave to P-Penyinnyah 
his wife, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew sons and hew (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, powtions: 1:5 But 
u-unto H-Hannyah he gave a wowthy powtion; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he woved Hannyah: but t-the 
WOWD h-had s-shut up hew womb. 

1-1:6 And hew a-advewsawy awso p-pwovoked hew sowe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to make hew f-fwet, 
because t-the WOWD h-had s-shut up hew womb. 

1:7 And as he did so yeaw by y-yeaw, when she went up to t-the house of 
t-the WOWD, so she p-pwovoked hew; thewefowe she w-wept, and did nyot eat. 

1:8 T-Then said Ewkanyah hew h-husband to hew, Hannyah, why weepest thou? 
and why eatest t-thou nyot? and why is thy heawt gwieved? am nyot I bettew 
to thee than t-ten sons? 1-1:9 S-So H-Hannyah w-wose up aftew they h-had eaten in 
S-Shiwoh, and aftew they h-had dwunk. Nyow Ewi t-the pwiest sat upon a seat 
by a p-post of t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD. 

1:10 And she w-was in bittewnyess of s-souw, and pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD, and 
wept sowe. 

1:11 And she vowed a vow, and said, O-O WOWD of hosts, if t-thou wiwt 
indeed wook on t-the affwiction of thinye h-handmaid, and (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew me, and 
nyot fowget thinye h-handmaid, but wiwt g-give u-unto thinye handmaid a man 
chiwd, t-then I wiww g-give him u-unto t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his w-wife, 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo w-wazow come upon his head. 

1:12 And it came to pass, as she continyued pwaying befowe t-the WOWD, 
that Ewi mawked hew mouth. 

1:13 Nyow Hannyah, she spake in hew heawt; onwy hew w-wips moved, but hew 
voice w-was nyot heawd: thewefowe Ewi thought she h-had b-been dwunken. 

1:14 And Ewi said u-unto hew, How wong wiwt t-thou be o(≧▽≦)o d-dwunken? put away 
thy winye fwom thee. 

1:15 And H-Hannyah answewed and said, Nyo, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, I am a woman of a 
sowwowfuw spiwit: I have dwunk nyeithew winye (=`ω´=) n-nyow stwong dwink, but have 
pouwed out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw befowe t-the WOWD. 

1:16 C-Count nyot thinye handmaid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a daughtew of Bewiaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of t-the 
a-abundance of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint and gwief have I spoken (´ ω `♡) h-hithewto. 

1:17 T-Then Ewi answewed and said, Go in peace: and t-the God of Iswaew 
gwant thee thy petition that t-thou hast asked of h-him. 

1:18 And she said, Wet thinye handmaid f-find gwace in thy sight. S-So t-the 
woman went hew way, and did eat, and hew c-countenyance w-was nyo mowe sad. 

1:19 And they w-wose up in t-the mownying e-eawwy, and w-wowshipped befowe t-the 
WOWD, and wetuwnyed, and came to theiw house to W-Wamah: and Ewkanyah knyew 
H-Hannyah his wife; and t-the WOWD wemembewed hew. 

1:20 Whewefowe it came to pass, when t-the time w-was come about aftew 
H-Hannyah h-had conceived, that she bawe a son, and cawwed his nyame Samuew, 
s-saying, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I have asked him of t-the WOWD. 

1-1:21 And t-the man Ewkanyah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-house, went up to offew u-unto t-the 
WOWD t-the yeawwy sacwifice, and his vow. 

1:22 But H-Hannyah went nyot up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she said u-unto hew husband, I wiww nyot 
go up untiw t-the c-chiwd be weanyed, and t-then I wiww bwing him, that he 
may appeaw befowe t-the WOWD, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abide (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1:23 And Ewkanyah hew h-husband said u-unto hew, Do what seemeth thee good; 
tawwy untiw t-thou have weanyed h-him; onwy t-the WOWD estabwish his wowd. S-So 
t-the woman abode, and gave hew son suck untiw she weanyed h-him. 

1-1:24 And when she h-had weanyed him, she took him up with hew, with thwee 
buwwocks, and onye ephah of fwouw, and a bottwe of winye, and b-bwought 
him u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD in Shiwoh: and t-the c-chiwd w-was young. 

1:25 And they swew a buwwock, and b-bwought t-the c-chiwd to Ewi. 

1:26 And she said, O-Oh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, as thy souw w-wiveth, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, I am t-the 
woman that s-stood by thee hewe, pwaying u-unto t-the WOWD. 

1:27 Fow this c-chiwd I pwayed; and t-the WOWD hath given m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my petition 
which I asked of him: 1:28 Thewefowe awso I have went him to t-the WOWD; 
as wong as he wiveth he shaww be went to t-the WOWD. And he w-wowshipped 
t-the WOWD thewe. 

2:1 And H-Hannyah pwayed, and said, My heawt (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth in t-the WOWD, minye 
(・_・ヾ h-hown is exawted in t-the WOWD: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth is e-enwawged o-ovew minye enyemies; 
because I wejoice in thy s-sawvation. 

2:2 Thewe is nyonye h-howy as t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye beside t-thee: 
nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any w-wock w-wike ouw God. 

2-2:3 Tawk nyo mowe so exceeding pwoudwy; wet nyot awwogancy come out of 
youw m-mouth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is a God of knyowwedge, and by him actions awe 
weighed. 

2:4 The bows of t-the mighty men awe bwoken, and they that stumbwed awe 
giwded with s-stwength. 

2-2:5 They that wewe f-fuww have h-hiwed out themsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwead; and they 
that wewe (・_・ヾ h-hungwy ceased: so that t-the b-bawwen hath bown seven; and she 
that hath many chiwdwen is (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed feebwe. 

2:6 The WOWD k-kiwweth, and m-maketh a-awive: he bwingeth down to t-the gwave, 
and bwingeth (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

2-2:7 The WOWD m-maketh poow, and m-maketh w-wich: he bwingeth wow, and 
wifteth (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

2:8 He waiseth up t-the poow out of t-the dust, and wifteth up t-the beggaw 
fwom t-the dunghiww, to s-set t-them among pwinces, and to make t-them i-inhewit 
t-the t-thwonye of gwowy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the piwwaws of t-the eawth awe t-the WOWD's, and 
he hath s-set t-the wowwd upon them. 

2-2:9 He wiww keep t-the feet of his saints, and t-the wicked shaww be 
s-siwent in dawknyess; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by stwength shaww nyo man pwevaiw. 

2:10 The advewsawies of t-the WOWD shaww be bwoken to pieces; out of 
heaven shaww he thundew upon (=`ω´=) t-them: t-the WOWD shaww j-judge t-the ends of 
t-the eawth; and he shaww g-give stwength u-unto his king, and e-exawt t-the 
(・_・ヾ h-hown of his anyointed. 

2-2:11 And Ewkanyah went to W-Wamah to his house. And t-the c-chiwd did 
m-minyistew u-unto t-the WOWD befowe Ewi t-the pwiest. 

2:12 Nyow t-the sons of Ewi wewe sons of Bewiaw; they knyew nyot t-the WOWD. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And t-the pwiest's custom with t-the peopwe was, that, when any man 
offewed sacwifice, t-the pwiest's sewvant came, whiwe t-the fwesh w-was in 
seething, with a fweshhook of thwee t-teeth in his hand; 2:14 And he 
stwuck it into t-the pan, ow >_> k-kettwe, ow cawdwon, ow pot; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the 
fweshhook b-bwought up t-the pwiest took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf. S-So they did in 
Shiwoh u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Iswaewites that came thithew. 

2:15 Awso befowe they buwnt t-the fat, t-the pwiest's sewvant came, and 
said to t-the man that sacwificed, Give fwesh to woast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiest; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww nyot have sodden fwesh of thee, but waw. 

2:16 And if any man said u-unto him, Wet t-them nyot faiw to buwn t-the fat 
pwesentwy, and t-then o(>ω<)o t-take as m-much as thy souw desiweth; t-then he w-wouwd 
answew him, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but t-thou shawt g-give it m-me nyow: and if nyot, I wiww 
o(>ω<)o t-take it by fowce. 

2:17 Whewefowe t-the sin of t-the young men w-was vewy gweat befowe t-the 
WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow men a-abhowwed t-the offewing of t-the WOWD. 

2:18 But S-Samuew minyistewed befowe t-the WOWD, being a chiwd, giwded with 
a winyen e-ephod. 

2:19 Moweovew his mothew m-made him a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe coat, and b-bwought it to him 
fwom yeaw to y-yeaw, when she came up with hew h-husband to offew t-the 
yeawwy sacwifice. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And Ewi bwessed Ewkanyah and his wife, and said, The WOWD g-give 
thee seed of this woman (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the woan which is went to t-the WOWD. And 
they went u-unto theiw own home. 

2:21 And t-the WOWD v-visited Hannyah, so that she conceived, and bawe 
thwee sons and two daughtews. And t-the c-chiwd S-Samuew gwew befowe t-the 
WOWD. 

2:22 Nyow Ewi w-was vewy o-owd, and heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his sons did u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
I-Iswaew; and how they way with t-the w-women that assembwed a-at t-the doow of 
t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

2:23 And he said u-unto t-them, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye such (o^▽^o) t-things? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I h-heaw of youw 
eviw deawings by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe. 

2:24 Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sons; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is nyo g-good wepowt that I heaw: ye make t-the 
WOWD's peopwe to twansgwess. 

2:25 If onye man sin against anyothew, t-the j-judge shaww j-judge him: but if 
a man sin against t-the WOWD, who shaww intweat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him? (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding 
they heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-the voice of theiw fathew, because t-the WOWD 
w-wouwd (✧∀✧)/ s-sway them. 

2:26 And t-the c-chiwd S-Samuew gwew o-on, and w-was in favouw both with t-the 
WOWD, and awso with m-men. 

(^ω~) 2-2:27 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a man of God u-unto Ewi, and said u-unto him, T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD, Did I pwainwy appeaw u-unto t-the house of thy fathew, 
when they wewe in Egypt in Phawaoh's house? 2:28 And did I choose him 
out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew to be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwiest, to offew upon minye 
awtaw, to buwn incense, to ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw an e-ephod befowe m-me? and did I g-give 
u-unto t-the house of thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the offewings m-made by fiwe of t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew? 2:29 Whewefowe {{ (>_<) }} k-kick ye a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sacwifice and a-at 
minye o-offewing, which I have commanded in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my habitation; and honyouwest 
thy sons a-above me, to make youwsewves fat with t-the chiefest of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
offewings of Iswaew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe? 2:30 Whewefowe t-the WOWD God of Iswaew 
saith, I said indeed that thy h-house, and t-the house of thy fathew, 
shouwd wawk befowe m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: but nyow t-the WOWD saith, (☆▽☆) B-Be it faw fwom 
m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that honyouw m-me I wiww honyouw, and they that despise m-me 
shaww be wightwy e-esteemed. 

2:31 Behowd, t-the days come, that I wiww cut off thinye awm, and t-the a-awm 
of thy fathew's h-house, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be an o-owd man in thinye 
house. 

2:32 And t-thou shawt s-see an enyemy in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my habitation, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the weawth 
which God shaww g-give Iswaew: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be an o-owd man in 
thinye house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

2:33 And t-the man of thinye, whom I shaww nyot cut off fwom minye awtaw, 
shaww be to consume thinye eyes, and to gwieve thinye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
incwease of thinye house shaww die in t-the fwowew of theiw age. 

2:34 And this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto thee, that shaww come upon thy two 
^-^ s-sons, on Hophnyi and Phinyehas; in onye day they shaww die both of them. 

2:35 And I wiww w-waise m-me up a faithfuw pwiest, that shaww (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding 
to that which is in minye heawt and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind: and I wiww buiwd him a 
suwe h-house; and he shaww wawk befowe minye anyointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

2:36 And it shaww come to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is weft in thinye 
house shaww come and c-cwouch to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a piece of s-siwvew and a m-mowsew 
of bwead, and shaww say, Put me, I p-pway thee, into onye of t-the pwiests' 
offices, that I may e-eat a piece of bwead. 

3-3:1 And t-the c-chiwd S-Samuew minyistewed u-unto t-the WOWD befowe Ewi. And t-the 
wowd of t-the WOWD w-was (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious in those days; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo open vision. 

3:2 And it came to pass a-at that time, when Ewi w-was w-waid down in his 
pwace, and his eyes began to wax dim, that he couwd nyot see; 3-3:3 And 
ewe t-the wamp of God went out in t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD, whewe t-the awk 
of God was, and S-Samuew w-was w-waid down to sweep; 3:4 That t-the WOWD 
cawwed Samuew: and he answewed, Hewe am I. 

3:5 And he wan u-unto Ewi, and said, Hewe am I; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou cawwedst me. 
And he said, I cawwed n-nyot; w-wie down again. And he went and way down. 

3-3:6 And t-the WOWD cawwed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again, Samuew. And S-Samuew awose and went 
to Ewi, and said, Hewe am I; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou didst caww me. And he answewed, 
I cawwed nyot, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son; w-wie down again. 

3:7 Nyow S-Samuew did nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet knyow t-the WOWD, nyeithew w-was t-the wowd of t-the 
WOWD (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet weveawed u-unto h-him. 

3:8 And t-the WOWD cawwed S-Samuew again t-the thiwd ^w^ t-time. And he awose and 
went to Ewi, and said, Hewe am I; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou didst caww me. And Ewi 
pewceived that t-the WOWD h-had cawwed t-the chiwd. 

3-3:9 Thewefowe Ewi said u-unto Samuew, Go, w-wie down: and it shaww be, if 
he caww thee, that t-thou shawt say, Speak, WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant 
heaweth. S-So S-Samuew went and way down in his pwace. 

3:10 And t-the WOWD came, and stood, and cawwed as a-at othew times, 
Samuew, Samuew. T-Then S-Samuew answewed, S-Speak; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant heaweth. 

3:11 And t-the WOWD said to Samuew, Behowd, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do a t-thing in I-Iswaew, 
a-at which both t-the eaws of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that heaweth it shaww tingwe. 

3:12 In that day I wiww pewfowm against Ewi (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which I have 
spoken c-concewnying his house: when I b-begin, I wiww awso make an end. 

3:13 Fow I have towd him that I wiww j-judge his house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
i-inyiquity which he ต(=ω=)ต *shuffles closer* k-knyoweth; because his sons m-made themsewves viwe, and 
he westwainyed t-them n-nyot. 

3:14 And thewefowe I have swown u-unto t-the house of Ewi, that t-the 
i-inyiquity of Ewi's house shaww nyot be (*^.^*) p-puwged with sacwifice (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

3:15 And S-Samuew way untiw t-the m-mownying, and openyed t-the doows of t-the 
house of t-the WOWD. And S-Samuew feawed to s-shew Ewi t-the vision. 

3:16 T-Then Ewi cawwed Samuew, and said, Samuew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And he 
answewed, Hewe am I. 

3:17 And he said, What is t-the t-thing that t-the WOWD hath said u-unto thee? 
I p-pway thee hide it nyot fwom me: God (^-^*)/ d-do so to thee, and mowe awso, if 
t-thou hide any t-thing fwom m-me of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that he said u-unto thee. 

3:18 And S-Samuew towd him {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whit, and hid nyothing fwom h-him. And he 
said, I-It is t-the WOWD: wet him (^-^*)/ d-do what seemeth him good. 

3:19 And S-Samuew gwew, and t-the WOWD w-was with him, and did wet nyonye of 
his w-wowds faww to t-the gwound. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew fwom Dan even to B-Beewsheba knyew that S-Samuew w-was 
estabwished to be a pwophet of t-the WOWD. 

3:21 And t-the WOWD appeawed again in Shiwoh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD weveawed 
himsewf to S-Samuew in Shiwoh by t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. 

4:1 And t-the wowd of S-Samuew came to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. Nyow Iswaew went out 
against t-the Phiwistinyes to battwe, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched beside Ebenyezew: and 
t-the Phiwistinyes (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Aphek. 

4-4:2 And t-the Phiwistinyes put themsewves in a-awway against Iswaew: and 
when they j-joinyed battwe, Iswaew w-was smitten befowe t-the Phiwistinyes: 
and they swew of t-the awmy in t-the fiewd about fouw t-thousand m-men. 

4:3 And when t-the peopwe wewe come into t-the camp, t-the ewdews of Iswaew 
said, Whewefowe hath t-the WOWD smitten us to day befowe t-the 
Phiwistinyes? Wet us fetch t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD out of 
Shiwoh u-unto u-us, that, when it cometh among u-us, it may s-save us out of 
t-the hand of ouw enyemies. 

4-4:4 S-So t-the peopwe sent to S-Shiwoh, that they m-might bwing fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence 
t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD of hosts, which d-dwewweth b-between 
t-the chewubims: and t-the two sons of Ewi, Hophnyi and Phinyehas, wewe 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of God. 

4-4:5 And when t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD came into t-the camp, 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew shouted with a gweat shout, so that t-the eawth wang again. 

4:6 And when t-the Phiwistinyes heawd t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the shout, they said, 
What meanyeth t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of this gweat shout in t-the camp of t-the (=^･ω･^=) H-Hebwews? 
And they undewstood that t-the awk of t-the WOWD w-was come into t-the camp. 

4:7 And t-the Phiwistinyes wewe afwaid, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they said, God is come into 
t-the camp. And they said, Woe u-unto us! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath nyot b-been such a 
t-thing hewetofowe. 

4-4:8 Woe u-unto us! who shaww d-dewivew us out of t-the hand of these mighty 
Gods? these awe t-the (* ^ ω ^) G-Gods that smote t-the Egyptians with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwagues 
in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

4:9 (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and quit youwsewves w-wike men, O-O ye Phiwistinyes, that ye 
be nyot (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants u-unto t-the H-Hebwews, as they have b-been to you: quit 
youwsewves w-wike men, and fight. 

4:10 And t-the Phiwistinyes fought, and Iswaew w-was smitten, and they fwed 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man into his tent: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a vewy gweat s-swaughtew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww of Iswaew thiwty t-thousand footmen. 

4:11 And t-the awk of God w-was taken; and t-the two sons of Ewi, Hophnyi and 
Phinyehas, wewe swain. 

4:12 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wan a man of Benjamin out of t-the awmy, and came to 
Shiwoh t-the same day with his cwothes went, and with eawth upon his 
head. 

4:13 And when he came, wo, Ewi sat upon a seat by t-the w-wayside 
watching: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his heawt twembwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk of God. And when t-the man 
came into t-the city, and towd it, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city cwied ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

4:14 And when Ewi heawd t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the cwying, he said, What meanyeth 
t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of this t-tumuwt? And t-the man came in hastiwy, and towd Ewi. 

4:15 Nyow Ewi w-was nyinyety and eight yeaws o-owd; and his eyes wewe dim, 
that he couwd nyot see. 

4:16 And t-the man said u-unto Ewi, I am he that came out of t-the awmy, and 
I fwed to day out of t-the awmy. And he said, What is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe donye, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
son? 4:17 And t-the messengew answewed and said, Iswaew is fwed befowe 
t-the Phiwistinyes, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath b-been awso a gweat swaughtew among t-the 
p-peopwe, and thy two sons awso, Hophnyi and Phinyehas, awe dead, and t-the 
awk of God is taken. 

4-4:18 And it came to pass, when he m-made mention of t-the awk of G-God, that 
he feww fwom off t-the seat backwawd by t-the side of t-the gate, and his 
nyeck bwake, and he ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was an o-owd ^.^ m-man, and heavy. And he h-had 
judged Iswaew f-fowty yeaws. 

4:19 And his daughtew in w-waw, P-Phinyehas' wife, w-was with chiwd, (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to 
be dewivewed: and when she heawd t-the tidings that t-the awk of God w-was 
taken, and that hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw and hew h-husband wewe dead, she b-bowed 
hewsewf and twavaiwed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew pains came upon hew. 

4:20 And about t-the time of hew death t-the w-women that s-stood by hew said 
u-unto hew, Feaw n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast bown a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. But she answewed nyot, 
nyeithew did she w-wegawd it. 

4:21 And she nyamed t-the c-chiwd Ichabod, s-saying, The gwowy is depawted 
fwom Iswaew: because t-the awk of God w-was taken, and because of hew 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (☆▽☆) w-waw and hew husband. 

4:22 And she said, The gwowy is depawted fwom Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk of 
God is taken. 

5:1 And t-the Phiwistinyes took t-the awk of G-God, and b-bwought it fwom 
E-Ebenyezew u-unto A-Ashdod. 

5-5:2 When t-the Phiwistinyes took t-the awk of G-God, they b-bwought it into t-the 
house of D-Dagon, and s-set it by Dagon. 

5:3 And when they of Ashdod awose eawwy on t-the mowwow, b-behowd, Dagon 
w-was f-fawwen upon his f-face to t-the eawth befowe t-the awk of t-the WOWD. And 
they took D-Dagon, and s-set him in his pwace again. 

5:4 And when they awose eawwy on t-the mowwow m-mownying, b-behowd, Dagon w-was 
f-fawwen upon his f-face to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound befowe t-the awk of t-the WOWD; and t-the 
( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Dagon and both t-the pawms of his h-hands wewe cut off upon t-the 
thweshowd; onwy t-the s-stump of Dagon w-was weft to h-him. 

5:5 Thewefowe nyeithew t-the pwiests of D-Dagon, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any that come into 
Dagon's h-house, twead on t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of Dagon in Ashdod u-unto this 
d-day. 

5:6 But t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was h-heavy upon t-them of A-Ashdod, and he 
destwoyed t-them, and smote t-them with emewods, even Ashdod and t-the 
coasts t-theweof. 

5:7 And when t-the men of Ashdod saw that it w-was so, they said, The awk 
of t-the God of Iswaew shaww nyot abide with us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his hand is sowe 
upon u-us, and upon Dagon ouw god. 

5:8 They sent thewefowe and gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes 
u-unto t-them, and said, What shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do with t-the awk of t-the God of 
I-Iswaew? And they answewed, Wet t-the awk of t-the God of Iswaew be cawwied 
about u-unto Gath. And they cawwied t-the awk of t-the God of Iswaew about 
thithew. 

5:9 And it w-was so, that, aftew they h-had cawwied it a-about, t-the hand of 
t-the WOWD w-was against t-the city with a vewy gweat destwuction: and he 
smote t-the men of t-the city, both smaww and g-gweat, and they h-had emewods 
in theiw secwet p-pawts. 

5:10 Thewefowe they sent t-the awk of God to Ekwon. And it came to pass, 
as t-the awk of God came to Ekwon, that t-the Ekwonyites cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-saying, 
They have b-bwought about t-the awk of t-the God of Iswaew to u-us, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway us 
and ouw peopwe. 

5:11 S-So they sent and gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowds of t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and said, Send away t-the awk of t-the God of I-Iswaew, and wet 
it go again to his own pwace, that it (✧∀✧)/ s-sway us nyot, and ouw peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a deadwy destwuction (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-city; t-the hand of 
God w-was vewy h-heavy thewe. 

5:12 And t-the men that died nyot wewe smitten with t-the e-emewods: and t-the 
(＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the city went up to heaven. 

6-6:1 And t-the awk of t-the WOWD w-was in t-the c-countwy of t-the Phiwistinyes 
seven months. 

6:2 And t-the Phiwistinyes cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests and t-the divinyews, 
s-saying, What shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do to t-the awk of t-the WOWD? teww us whewewith we 
shaww send it to his pwace. 

6:3 And they said, If ye send away t-the awk of t-the God of I-Iswaew, send 
it nyot empty; but in any wise (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn him a twespass o-offewing: t-then ye 
shaww be heawed, and it shaww be knyown to you why his hand is nyot 
w-wemoved fwom you. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 T-Then said they, What shaww be t-the twespass offewing which we shaww 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to h-him? They answewed, Five gowden emewods, and five gowden 
mice, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye 
pwague w-was on you a-aww, and on youw wowds. 

6:5 Whewefowe ye shaww make images of youw emewods, and images of youw 
mice that maw t-the wand; and ye shaww g-give gwowy u-unto t-the God of 
Iswaew: pewadventuwe he wiww wighten his hand fwom off y-you, and fwom 
off youw gods, and fwom off youw wand. 

6:6 Whewefowe t-then (^-^*)/ d-do ye hawden youw heawts, as t-the Egyptians and 
Phawaoh hawdenyed theiw heawts? when he h-had wwought w-wondewfuwwy among 
t-them, did they nyot wet t-the peopwe go, and they d-depawted? 6:7 Nyow 
thewefowe make a nyew c-cawt, and o(>ω<)o t-take two miwch kinye, on which (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
hath come nyo yoke, and t-tie t-the kinye to t-the c-cawt, and bwing theiw 
cawves home fwom (=`ω´=) t-them: 6:8 And o(>ω<)o t-take t-the awk of t-the WOWD, and way it 
upon t-the cawt; and put t-the jewews of gowd, which ye (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
twespass o-offewing, in a coffew by t-the side t-theweof; and send it away, 
that it may go. 

6:9 And see, if it goeth up by t-the w-way of his own coast to 
Bethshemesh, t-then he hath donye us this gweat eviw: but if nyot, t-then we 
shaww knyow that it is nyot his hand that smote us: it w-was a chance that 
happenyed to us. 

6:10 And t-the men did so; and took two miwch kinye, and tied t-them to t-the 
c-cawt, and s-shut up theiw cawves a-at h-home: 6:11 And they w-waid t-the awk of 
t-the WOWD upon t-the c-cawt, and t-the coffew with t-the mice of gowd and t-the 
images of theiw emewods. 

6:12 And t-the kinye took t-the stwaight w-way to t-the w-way of Bethshemesh, and 
went awong t-the h-highway, wowing as they went, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot aside to 
t-the wight hand ow to t-the weft; and t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes went 
aftew t-them u-unto t-the bowdew of Bethshemesh. 

6:13 And they of Bethshemesh wewe weaping theiw wheat hawvest in t-the 
vawwey: and they w-wifted up theiw eyes, and saw t-the awk, and w-wejoiced 
to s-see it. 

6:14 And t-the c-cawt came into t-the fiewd of Joshua, a Bethshemite, and 
s-stood thewe, whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat stonye: and they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave t-the w-wood of 
t-the c-cawt, and offewed t-the kinye a buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. 

6:15 And t-the Wevites took down t-the awk of t-the WOWD, and t-the coffew 
that w-was with it, whewein t-the jewews of gowd (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, and put t-them on t-the 
gweat stonye: and t-the men of Bethshemesh offewed buwnt offewings and 
sacwificed s-sacwifices t-the same day u-unto t-the WOWD. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And when t-the five wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes h-had s-seen it, they 
wetuwnyed to (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon t-the same d-day. 

6-6:17 And these awe t-the gowden emewods which t-the Phiwistinyes wetuwnyed 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a twespass offewing u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ashdod o-onye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Gaza o-onye, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Askewon o-onye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow G-Gath o-onye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon onye; 6:18 And t-the gowden 
mice, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of t-the Phiwistinyes 
bewonging to t-the five (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, both of f-fenced cities, and of c-countwy 
viwwages, even u-unto t-the gweat stonye of Abew, wheweon they s-set down t-the 
awk of t-the WOWD: which stonye wemainyeth u-unto this day in t-the fiewd of 
Joshua, t-the Bethshemite. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And he smote t-the men of Bethshemesh, because they h-had wooked into 
t-the awk of t-the WOWD, even he smote of t-the peopwe fifty t-thousand and 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten m-men: and t-the peopwe wamented, because t-the WOWD h-had 
smitten many of t-the peopwe with a gweat s-swaughtew. 

6:20 And t-the men of Bethshemesh said, Who is abwe to stand befowe this 
h-howy WOWD God? and to whom shaww he go up fwom us? 6:21 And they sent 
m-messengews to t-the i-inhabitants of Kiwjathjeawim, s-saying, The 
Phiwistinyes have b-bwought again t-the awk of t-the WOWD; come ye down, and 
fetch it up to you. 

7:1 And t-the men of (✯◡✯) *sighs* K-Kiwjathjeawim came, and fetched up t-the awk of t-the 
WOWD, and b-bwought it into t-the house of Abinyadab in t-the h-hiww, and 
sanctified Eweazaw his son to keep t-the awk of t-the WOWD. 

7:2 And it came to pass, whiwe t-the awk abode in Kiwjathjeawim, that 
t-the time w-was w-wong; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of 
Iswaew wamented aftew t-the WOWD. 

7-7:3 And S-Samuew spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of I-Iswaew, s-saying, If ye (^-^*)/ d-do 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw heawts, t-then put away t-the s-stwange 
gods and A-Ashtawoth fwom among y-you, and p-pwepawe youw (x_x)V h-heawts u-unto t-the 
WOWD, and sewve him onwy: and he wiww d-dewivew you out of t-the hand of 
t-the Phiwistinyes. 

7:4 T-Then t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did put away Baawim and A-Ashtawoth, and 
sewved t-the WOWD onwy. 

7:5 And S-Samuew said, Gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew to Mizpeh, and I wiww p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
you u-unto t-the WOWD. 

7:6 And they gathewed togethew to Mizpeh, and dwew watew, and pouwed 
it out befowe t-the WOWD, and fasted on that day, and said thewe, We 
have sinnyed against t-the WOWD. And S-Samuew judged t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
in Mizpeh. 

7-7:7 And when t-the Phiwistinyes heawd that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe 
gathewed togethew to Mizpeh, t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes went up 
against Iswaew. And when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew heawd it, they wewe 
afwaid of t-the Phiwistinyes. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew said to Samuew, ( ~*-*)~ C-Cease nyot to (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto 
t-the WOWD ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that he wiww s-save us out of t-the hand of t-the 
Phiwistinyes. 

7:9 And S-Samuew took a sucking wamb, and offewed it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt 
offewing whowwy u-unto t-the WOWD: and S-Samuew cwied u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
I-Iswaew; and t-the WOWD heawd h-him. 

7:10 And as S-Samuew w-was offewing up t-the buwnt o-offewing, t-the Phiwistinyes 
dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to battwe against Iswaew: but t-the WOWD thundewed with a 
gweat thundew on that day upon t-the Phiwistinyes, and discomfited t-them; 
and they wewe smitten befowe Iswaew. 

7:11 And t-the men of Iswaew went out of Mizpeh, and puwsued t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and smote t-them, untiw they came undew Bethcaw. 

7:12 T-Then S-Samuew took a stonye, and s-set it b-between Mizpeh and Shen, and 
cawwed t-the nyame of it Ebenyezew, s-saying, Hithewto hath t-the WOWD hewped 
us. 

7:13 S-So t-the Phiwistinyes wewe subdued, and they came nyo mowe into t-the 
coast of Iswaew: and t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was against t-the Phiwistinyes 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Samuew. 

7:14 And t-the c-cities which t-the Phiwistinyes h-had taken fwom Iswaew wewe 
westowed to I-Iswaew, fwom (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon even u-unto Gath; and t-the coasts theweof 
did Iswaew d-dewivew out of t-the h-hands of t-the Phiwistinyes. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
peace b-between Iswaew and t-the Amowites. 

7:15 And S-Samuew judged Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife. 

7:16 And he went fwom yeaw to yeaw in c-ciwcuit to Bethew, and G-Giwgaw, 
and Mizpeh, and judged Iswaew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those pwaces. 

7:17 And his (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn w-was to Wamah; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was his h-house; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
he judged I-Iswaew; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he b-buiwt an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And it came to pass, when S-Samuew w-was o-owd, that he m-made his sons 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges o-ovew Iswaew. 

8-8:2 Nyow t-the nyame of his fiwstbown w-was J-Joew; and t-the nyame of his 
second, (=^‥^=) A-Abiah: they wewe ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges in Beewsheba. 

8:3 And his sons wawked nyot in his ways, but (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside aftew wucwe, 
and took bwibes, and pewvewted judgment. 

8:4 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Iswaew gathewed themsewves togethew, and 
came to S-Samuew u-unto (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, 8-8:5 And said u-unto him, Behowd, t-thou awt 
o-owd, and thy sons wawk nyot in thy ways: nyow make us a king to j-judge us 
w-wike (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations. 

8:6 But t-the t-thing d-dispweased Samuew, when they said, Give us a king to 
j-judge us. And S-Samuew pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD. 

8:7 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Samuew, Heawken u-unto t-the voice of t-the 
peopwe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they say u-unto t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have nyot wejected 
thee, but they have wejected me, that I shouwd nyot weign o-ovew them. 

8:8 Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks which they have donye since t-the day that 
I b-bwought t-them up out of Egypt even u-unto this day, whewewith they have 
fowsaken me, and sewved othew gods, so (^-^*)/ d-do they awso u-unto thee. 

8:9 Nyow thewefowe heawken u-unto theiw voice: h-howbeit (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwotest 
sowemnwy u-unto t-them, and s-shew t-them t-the m-mannyew of t-the king that shaww 
weign o-ovew them. 

8-8:10 And S-Samuew towd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD u-unto t-the peopwe that 
asked of him a king. 

8-8:11 And he said, This wiww be t-the m-mannyew of t-the king that shaww weign 
o-ovew you: He wiww o(>ω<)o t-take youw ^-^ s-sons, and appoint t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
his c-chawiots, and to be his h-howsemen; and s-some shaww w-wun befowe his 
c-chawiots. 

8:12 And he wiww appoint him captains o-ovew t-thousands, and captains 
o-ovew fifties; and wiww s-set t-them to eaw his g-gwound, and to w-weap his 
hawvest, and to make his instwuments of waw, and instwuments of his 
c-chawiots. 

8-8:13 And he wiww o(>ω<)o t-take youw daughtews to be confectionyawies, and to be 
cooks, and to be bakews. 

8:14 And he wiww o(>ω<)o t-take youw fiewds, and youw vinyeyawds, and youw 
o-owiveyawds, even t-the best of t-them, and g-give t-them to his sewvants. 

8:15 And he wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth of youw seed, and of youw vinyeyawds, 
and g-give to his officews, and to his sewvants. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And he wiww o(>ω<)o t-take youw m-mensewvants, and youw maidsewvants, and 
youw g-goodwiest young men, and youw asses, and put t-them to his wowk. 

8:17 He wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth of youw sheep: and ye shaww be his 
sewvants. 

8-8:18 And ye shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out in that day because of youw king which ye 
shaww have chosen you; and t-the WOWD wiww nyot h-heaw you in that d-day. 

8-8:19 Nyevewthewess t-the peopwe wefused to obey t-the voice of Samuew; and 
they said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but we wiww have a king o-ovew us; 8:20 That we awso may 
be w-wike (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations; and that ouw king may j-judge u-us, and go out 
befowe u-us, and fight ouw battwes. 

8-8:21 And S-Samuew heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the p-peopwe, and he weheawsed 
t-them in t-the eaws of t-the WOWD. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And t-the WOWD said to Samuew, Heawken u-unto theiw voice, and make 
t-them a king. And S-Samuew said u-unto t-the men of I-Iswaew, Go ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
u-unto his city. 

9:1 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man of Benjamin, whose nyame w-was Kish, t-the son of 
(o´∀`o) A-Abiew, t-the son of Zewow, t-the son of Bechowath, t-the son of Aphiah, a 
Benjamite, a mighty man of powew. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And he h-had a son, whose nyame w-was Sauw, a choice young ^.^ m-man, and a 
goodwy: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew a (＾▽＾') g-goodwiew 
pewson than he: fwom his s-shouwdews and upwawd he w-was highew than any 
of t-the peopwe. 

9:3 And t-the asses of Kish Sauw's o(>ω<)o f-fathew wewe w-wost. And Kish said to 
Sauw his son, Take nyow onye of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with thee, and a-awise, go 
seek t-the a-asses. 

9:4 And he passed thwough mount Ephwaim, and passed thwough t-the wand 
of Shawisha, but they f-found t-them nyot: t-then they passed thwough t-the 
wand of Shawim, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they wewe nyot: and he passed thwough t-the 
wand of t-the (-ω-、) B-Benjamites, but they f-found t-them n-nyot. 

9:5 And when they wewe come to t-the wand of Zuph, Sauw said to his 
sewvant that w-was with him, Come, and wet us (*´▽`*) w-wetuwn; west o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
weave cawing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the asses, and o(>ω<)o t-take thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. 

9:6 And he said u-unto him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is in this city a man of 
G-God, and he is an honyouwabwe man; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he saith cometh suwewy to 
pass: nyow wet us go thithew; pewadventuwe he c-can s-shew us ouw w-way that 
we shouwd go. 

9:7 T-Then said Sauw to his s-sewvant, B-But, b-behowd, if we go, what shaww 
we bwing t-the man? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bwead is spent in ouw vessews, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyot a pwesent to bwing to t-the man of G-God: what have ^.^ w-we? 9:8 And t-the 
sewvant answewed Sauw again, and said, Behowd, I have hewe a-at hand t-the 
fouwth pawt of a shekew of siwvew: that wiww I g-give to t-the man of G-God, 
to teww us ouw way. 

9:9 (Befowetime in I-Iswaew, when a man went to enquiwe of G-God, thus he 
spake, Come, and wet us go to t-the seew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that is nyow cawwed a 
Pwophet w-was befowetime cawwed a Seew.) (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 T-Then said Sauw to his 
s-sewvant, Weww said; come, wet us go. S-So they went u-unto t-the city whewe 
t-the man of God was. 

9-9:11 And as they went up t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww to t-the city, they f-found young 
maidens g-going out to d-dwaw watew, and said u-unto t-them, Is t-the seew hewe? 
9:12 And they answewed t-them, and said, He is; b-behowd, he is befowe 
you: make haste n-nyow, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he came to day to t-the c-city; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a 
sacwifice of t-the peopwe to day in t-the high p-pwace: 9:13 As soon as ye 
be come into t-the city, ye shaww stwaightway f-find him, befowe he go up 
to t-the high pwace to eat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe wiww nyot e-eat untiw he come, 
because he doth bwess t-the sacwifice; and a-aftewwawds they e-eat that be 
bidden. Nyow thewefowe get you up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow about this time ye shaww f-find 
h-him. 

9-9:14 And they went up into t-the city: and when they wewe come into t-the 
city, b-behowd, S-Samuew came out against t-them, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to go up to t-the high 
pwace. 

9:15 Nyow t-the WOWD h-had towd S-Samuew in his eaw a day befowe Sauw came, 
s-saying, 9:16 To mowwow about this time I wiww send thee a man out of 
t-the wand of Benjamin, and t-thou shawt anyoint him to be c-captain o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe I-Iswaew, that he may s-save o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe out of t-the hand of t-the 
Phiwistinyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have wooked upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, because theiw (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy is 
come u-unto me. 

9:17 And when S-Samuew saw Sauw, t-the WOWD said u-unto him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the man 
whom I spake to thee of! this same shaww weign o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

9:18 T-Then Sauw dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to S-Samuew in t-the gate, and said, Teww me, I 
p-pway thee, whewe t-the s-seew's house is. 

9:19 And S-Samuew answewed Sauw, and said, I am t-the seew: go up befowe 
m-me u-unto t-the high pwace; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww e-eat with m-me to day, and to mowwow 
I wiww wet thee go, and wiww teww thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in thinye heawt. 

9:20 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye asses that wewe wost thwee days ago, s-set nyot thy 
mind on t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe found. And on whom is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-desiwe of 
I-Iswaew? Is it nyot on thee, and on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy fathew's house? 9:21 And 
Sauw answewed and said, Am nyot I a Benjamite, of t-the smawwest of t-the 
twibes of I-Iswaew? and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-famiwy t-the weast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies of t-the 
twibe of Benjamin? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then speakest t-thou so to m-me? 9:22 And 
S-Samuew took Sauw and his s-sewvant, and b-bwought t-them into t-the p-pawwouw, 
and m-made t-them sit in t-the chiefest pwace among t-them that wewe bidden, 
which wewe about thiwty pewsons. 

9:23 And S-Samuew said u-unto t-the cook, Bwing t-the powtion which I gave 
thee, of which I said u-unto thee, Set it by thee. 

9:24 And t-the cook took up t-the (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and that which w-was upon it, 
and s-set it befowe Sauw. And S-Samuew said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd that which is weft! 
s-set it befowe thee, and eat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto this time hath it b-been kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thee since I said, I have invited t-the peopwe. S-So Sauw did e-eat with 
S-Samuew that d-day. 

9:25 And when they wewe come down fwom t-the high pwace into t-the city, 
S-Samuew communyed with Sauw upon t-the top of t-the house. 

9:26 And they awose eawwy: and it came to pass about t-the spwing of t-the 
day, that S-Samuew cawwed Sauw to t-the top of t-the h-house, s-saying, Up, that 
I may send thee away. And Sauw a-awose, and they went out both of t-them, 
he and Samuew, abwoad. 

9:27 And as they wewe g-going down to t-the end of t-the city, S-Samuew said 
to Sauw, Bid t-the sewvant pass on befowe u-us, (and he passed on), but 
stand t-thou stiww a whiwe, that I may s-shew thee t-the wowd of God. 

10:1 T-Then S-Samuew took a ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw of oiw, and pouwed it upon his head, and 
kissed him, and said, Is it nyot because t-the WOWD hath anyointed thee to 
be c-captain o-ovew his inhewitance? 1-10:2 When t-thou awt depawted fwom m-me 
to day, t-then t-thou shawt f-find two men by Wachew's sepuwchwe in t-the 
bowdew of Benjamin a-at Zewzah; and they wiww say u-unto thee, The asses 
which t-thou wentest to seek awe f-found: and, wo, thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath weft 
t-the cawe of t-the asses, and sowwoweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, s-saying, What shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son? 10:3 T-Then shawt t-thou go on fowwawd fwom thence, and t-thou 
shawt come to t-the pwain of T-Tabow, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww meet thee thwee men 
g-going up to God to Bethew, onye cawwying thwee o(>ω<)o k-kids, and anyothew 
cawwying thwee woaves of bwead, and anyothew cawwying a bottwe of winye: 
10:4 And they wiww sawute thee, and g-give thee two woaves of bwead; 
which t-thou shawt weceive of theiw hands. 

1-10:5 Aftew that t-thou shawt come to t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of G-God, whewe is t-the 
gawwison of t-the Phiwistinyes: and it shaww come to pass, when t-thou awt 
come thithew to t-the city, that t-thou shawt meet a company of pwophets 
coming down fwom t-the high pwace with a psawtewy, and a t-tabwet, and a 
p-pipe, and a h-hawp, befowe t-them; and they shaww pwophesy: 10:6 And t-the 
Spiwit of t-the WOWD wiww come upon thee, and t-thou shawt ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy with 
t-them, and shawt be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into anyothew m-man. 

10:7 And wet it be, when these signs awe come u-unto thee, that t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do 
as occasion sewve thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is with thee. 

10:8 And t-thou shawt go down befowe m-me to Giwgaw; and, b-behowd, I wiww 
come down u-unto thee, to offew buwnt offewings, and to sacwifice 
s-sacwifices of peace ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: seven days shawt t-thou tawwy, tiww I 
come to thee, and s-shew thee what t-thou shawt do. 

10:9 And it w-was so, that when he h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his back to go fwom 
Samuew, God gave him anyothew (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those signs came to pass 
that d-day. 

10:10 And when they came thithew to t-the h-hiww, b-behowd, a company of 
pwophets met h-him; and t-the Spiwit of God came upon him, and he 
pwophesied among them. 

1-10:11 And it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that knyew him befowetime saw that, 
b-behowd, he pwophesied among t-the pwophets, t-then t-the peopwe said onye to 
anyothew, What is this that is come u-unto t-the son of (*^.^*) K-Kish? Is Sauw awso 
among t-the p-pwophets? (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And onye of t-the same pwace answewed and 
said, But who is theiw f-fathew? Thewefowe it became a pwovewb, Is Sauw 
awso among t-the p-pwophets? ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And when he h-had m-made an end of 
pwophesying, he came to t-the high pwace. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And Sauw's uncwe said u-unto him and to his s-sewvant, Whithew went 
ye? And he said, To seek t-the asses: and when we saw that they wewe nyo 
whewe, we came to Samuew. 

10:15 And Sauw's uncwe said, Teww me, I p-pway thee, what S-Samuew said 
u-unto you. 

1-10:16 And Sauw said u-unto his uncwe, He towd us pwainwy that t-the asses 
wewe found. But of t-the mattew of t-the k-kingdom, wheweof S-Samuew spake, he 
towd him n-nyot. 

1-10:17 And S-Samuew cawwed t-the peopwe togethew u-unto t-the WOWD to Mizpeh; 
10:18 And said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of 
I-Iswaew, I b-bwought up Iswaew out of Egypt, and dewivewed you out of t-the 
hand of t-the Egyptians, and out of t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kingdoms, and of 
t-them that oppwessed you: 10:19 And ye have this day wejected youw G-God, 
who himsewf saved you out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw advewsities and youw 
twibuwations; and ye have said u-unto him, Nyay, but s-set a king o-ovew us. 
Nyow thewefowe pwesent youwsewves befowe t-the WOWD by youw t-twibes, and 
by youw thousands. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And when S-Samuew h-had caused (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew to come 
nyeaw, t-the twibe of Benjamin w-was taken. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 When he h-had caused t-the twibe of Benjamin to come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw by theiw 
famiwies, t-the f-famiwy of Matwi w-was taken, and Sauw t-the son of Kish w-was 
taken: and when they sought him, he couwd nyot be found. 

10:22 Thewefowe they enquiwed of t-the WOWD fuwthew, if t-the man shouwd 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come thithew. And t-the WOWD answewed, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd he hath hid himsewf 
among t-the stuff. 

1-10:23 And they wan and fetched him ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ t-thence: and when he s-stood among t-the 
p-peopwe, he w-was highew than any of t-the peopwe fwom his s-shouwdews and 
u-upwawd. 

10:24 And S-Samuew said to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, See ye him whom t-the WOWD hath 
chosen, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike him among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe? And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe shouted, and said, God s-save t-the king. 

10:25 T-Then S-Samuew towd t-the peopwe t-the m-mannyew of t-the k-kingdom, and wwote 
it in a b-book, and w-waid it up befowe t-the WOWD. And S-Samuew sent (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe away, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his house. 

10:26 And Sauw awso went home to Gibeah; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went with him a 
band of men, whose (x_x)V h-heawts God h-had touched. 

10:27 But t-the chiwdwen of (* ^ ω ^) B-Bewiaw said, How shaww this man s-save us? And 
they (>_<) d-despised him, and b-bwought nyo pwesents. But he hewd his p-peace. 

11:1 T-Then Nyahash t-the Ammonyite came up, and encamped against 
Jabeshgiwead: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Jabesh said u-unto N-Nyahash, Make a 
c-covenyant with u-us, and we wiww sewve thee. 

11:2 And Nyahash t-the Ammonyite answewed t-them, On this condition wiww I 
make a c-covenyant with y-you, that I may thwust out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw wight eyes, 
and way it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wepwoach upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. 

11:3 And t-the ewdews of Jabesh said u-unto him, Give us seven days' 
w-wespite, that we may send m-messengews u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Iswaew: 
and then, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo man to s-save u-us, we wiww come out to thee. 

11:4 T-Then came t-the m-messengews to Gibeah of Sauw, and towd t-the tidings 
in t-the eaws of t-the peopwe: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe w-wifted up theiw voices, 
and wept. 

11:5 And, b-behowd, Sauw came aftew t-the hewd out of t-the fiewd; and Sauw 
said, What aiweth t-the peopwe that they weep? And they towd him t-the 
tidings of t-the men of Jabesh. 

11:6 And t-the Spiwit of God came upon Sauw when he heawd those tidings, 
and his angew w-was kindwed gweatwy. 

11:7 And he took a ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen, and hewed t-them in p-pieces, and sent 
t-them (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Iswaew by t-the h-hands of messengews, 
s-saying, Whosoevew cometh nyot fowth aftew Sauw and aftew Samuew, so 
shaww it be donye u-unto his o-oxen. And t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD feww on t-the 
p-peopwe, and they came out with onye consent. 

11:8 And when he nyumbewed t-them in Bezek, t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe 
thwee hundwed thousand, and t-the men of Judah thiwty thousand. 

11:9 And they said u-unto t-the m-messengews that came, T-Thus shaww ye say 
u-unto t-the men of Jabeshgiwead, To mowwow, by that time t-the sun be hot, 
ye shaww have hewp. And t-the m-messengews came and shewed it to t-the men 
of Jabesh; and they wewe g-gwad. 

11:10 Thewefowe t-the men of Jabesh said, To mowwow we wiww come out 
u-unto y-you, and ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do with us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that seemeth g-good u-unto you. 

11:11 And it w-was so on t-the mowwow, that Sauw put t-the peopwe in thwee 
companyies; and they came into t-the m-midst of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host in t-the mownying 
watch, and swew t-the Ammonyites untiw t-the heat of t-the day: and it came 
to pass, that they which wemainyed wewe scattewed, so that two of t-them 
wewe nyot weft togethew. 

11:12 And t-the peopwe said u-unto Samuew, Who is he that said, Shaww Sauw 
weign o-ovew us? bwing t-the men, that we may put t-them to death. 

11:13 And Sauw said, Thewe shaww nyot a man be put to death this day: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to day t-the WOWD hath wwought sawvation in Iswaew. 

11:14 T-Then said S-Samuew to t-the p-peopwe, Come, and wet us go to G-Giwgaw, 
and wenyew t-the kingdom thewe. 

11:15 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe went to Giwgaw; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they m-made Sauw king 
befowe t-the WOWD in Giwgaw; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they sacwificed s-sacwifices of 
peace offewings befowe t-the WOWD; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Sauw and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of 
Iswaew w-wejoiced gweatwy. 

12:1 And S-Samuew said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, Behowd, I have heawkenyed u-unto 
youw voice in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that ye said u-unto me, and have m-made a king o-ovew you. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And n-nyow, b-behowd, t-the king w-wawketh befowe you: and I am o-owd and 
gwayheaded; and, b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sons awe with you: and I have wawked 
befowe you fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdhood u-unto this d-day. 

12:3 Behowd, hewe I am: witnyess against m-me befowe t-the WOWD, and befowe 
his anyointed: whose (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox have I taken? ow whose a-ass have I taken? ow 
whom have I d-defwauded? whom have I o-oppwessed? ow of whose hand have I 
weceived any b-bwibe to bwind minye eyes (´ ∀ ` *) *leans over* t-thewewith? and I wiww westowe it 
you. 

12:4 And they said, T-Thou hast nyot defwauded u-us, (=`ω´=) n-nyow oppwessed u-us, 
nyeithew hast t-thou taken ought of any man's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

1-12:5 And he said u-unto t-them, The WOWD is witnyess against y-you, and his 
anyointed is witnyess this day, that ye have nyot f-found ought in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 
And they answewed, He is w-witnyess. 

12:6 And S-Samuew said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, I-It is t-the WOWD that advanced 
Moses and Aawon, and that b-bwought youw f-fathews up out of t-the wand of 
Egypt. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 Nyow thewefowe stand stiww, that I may w-weason with you befowe t-the 
WOWD of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wighteous acts of t-the WOWD, which he did to you and to 
youw fathews. 

12:8 When J-Jacob w-was come into Egypt, and youw f-fathews cwied u-unto t-the 
WOWD, t-then t-the WOWD sent Moses and Aawon, which b-bwought fowth youw 
f-fathews out of Egypt, and m-made t-them dweww in this pwace. 

12:9 And when they fowgat t-the WOWD theiw G-God, he sowd t-them into t-the 
hand of Sisewa, c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of H-Hazow, and into t-the hand of t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and into t-the hand of t-the king of M-Moab, and they fought 
against them. 

12:10 And they cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, We have sinnyed, because 
we have fowsaken t-the WOWD, and have sewved Baawim and Ashtawoth: but 
nyow d-dewivew us out of t-the hand of ouw >_> e-enyemies, and we wiww sewve thee. 

1-12:11 And t-the WOWD sent J-Jewubbaaw, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ B-Bedan, and J-Jephthah, and 
Samuew, and dewivewed you out of t-the hand of youw enyemies on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
side, and ye d-dwewwed safe. 

12:12 And when ye saw that Nyahash t-the king of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon 
came against y-you, ye said u-unto me, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but a king shaww weign o-ovew 
us: when t-the WOWD youw God w-was youw king. 

12:13 Nyow thewefowe (x_x)V b-behowd t-the king whom ye have chosen, and whom ye 
have desiwed! and, b-behowd, t-the WOWD hath s-set a king o-ovew you. 

12:14 If ye wiww f-feaw t-the WOWD, and sewve him, and obey his voice, and 
nyot webew against t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, t-then shaww both ye and 
awso t-the king that weignyeth o-ovew you continyue fowwowing t-the WOWD youw 
G-God: 1-12:15 But if ye wiww nyot obey t-the voice of t-the WOWD, but webew 
against t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, t-then shaww t-the hand of t-the WOWD 
be against y-you, as it w-was against youw fathews. 

12:16 Nyow thewefowe stand and s-see this gweat thing, which t-the WOWD 
wiww (^-^*)/ d-do befowe youw eyes. 

12:17 Is it nyot wheat hawvest to day? I wiww caww u-unto t-the WOWD, and 
he shaww send thundew and wain; that ye may pewceive and s-see that youw 
w-wickednyess is g-gweat, which ye have donye in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, in 
asking you a king. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 S-So S-Samuew cawwed u-unto t-the WOWD; and t-the WOWD sent thundew and 
wain that day: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe gweatwy feawed t-the WOWD and Samuew. 

12:19 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe said u-unto Samuew, Pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants u-unto 
t-the WOWD thy G-God, that we die nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have a-added u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw s-sins 
this eviw, to ask us a king. 

12:20 And S-Samuew said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Feaw nyot: ye have donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this 
wickednyess: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet tuwn nyot aside fwom fowwowing t-the WOWD, but sewve t-the 
WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw heawt; 1-12:21 And tuwn ye nyot aside: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then shouwd 
ye go aftew vain things, which c-cannyot pwofit (=`ω´=) n-nyow dewivew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe 
vain. 

12:22 Fow t-the WOWD wiww nyot fowsake his peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his gweat nyame's 
sake: because it hath pweased t-the WOWD to make you his peopwe. 

12:23 Moweovew as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, God fowbid that I shouwd sin against t-the 
WOWD in ceasing to p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: but I wiww t-teach you t-the g-good and t-the 
wight w-way: 12:24 Onwy f-feaw t-the WOWD, and sewve him in twuth with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
youw (*°▽°*) h-heawt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow considew how gweat things he hath donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

12:25 But if ye shaww stiww (^-^*)/ d-do wickedwy, ye shaww be consumed, both ye 
and youw king. 

13:1 Sauw weignyed onye yeaw; and when he h-had weignyed two yeaws o-ovew 
I-Iswaew, 13:2 Sauw chose him thwee t-thousand men of I-Iswaew; wheweof two 
t-thousand wewe with Sauw in Michmash and in mount Bethew, and a 
t-thousand wewe with Jonyathan in Gibeah of Benjamin: and t-the w-west of t-the 
peopwe he sent {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his tent. 

13:3 And Jonyathan smote t-the gawwison of t-the Phiwistinyes that w-was in 
Geba, and t-the Phiwistinyes heawd of it. And Sauw ^w^ b-bwew t-the twumpet 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand, s-saying, Wet t-the Hebwews heaw. 

13:4 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew heawd say that Sauw h-had smitten a gawwison of t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and that Iswaew awso w-was h-had in a-abominyation with t-the 
Phiwistinyes. And t-the peopwe wewe cawwed togethew aftew Sauw to Giwgaw. 

13:5 And t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed themsewves togethew to fight with 
I-Iswaew, thiwty t-thousand c-chawiots, and six t-thousand howsemen, and 
peopwe as t-the sand which is on t-the sea showe in o(>< )o m-muwtitude: and they 
came up, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Michmash, eastwawd fwom Bethaven. 

13:6 When t-the men of Iswaew saw that they wewe in a stwait, (fow t-the 
peopwe wewe distwessed,) t-then t-the peopwe did hide themsewves in caves, 
and in t-thickets, and in wocks, and in high pwaces, and in pits. 

13:7 And s-some of t-the Hebwews went o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan to t-the wand of Gad and 
(´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw, he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in G-Giwgaw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe f-fowwowed 
him twembwing. 

13:8 And he t-tawwied seven days, a-accowding to t-the s-set time that S-Samuew 
h-had appointed: but S-Samuew came nyot to Giwgaw; and t-the peopwe wewe 
scattewed fwom h-him. 

13:9 And Sauw said, Bwing hithew a buwnt offewing to me, and peace 
offewings. And he offewed t-the buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

1-13:10 And it came to pass, that as soon as he h-had m-made an end of 
offewing t-the buwnt o-offewing, b-behowd, S-Samuew c-came; and Sauw went out to 
meet him, that he m-might sawute h-him. 

1-13:11 And S-Samuew said, What hast t-thou donye? And Sauw said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I 
saw that t-the peopwe wewe scattewed fwom me, and that t-thou camest nyot 
within t-the days appointed, and that t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed 
themsewves togethew a-at Michmash; 13:12 Thewefowe said I, The 
Phiwistinyes wiww come down nyow upon m-me to G-Giwgaw, and I have nyot m-made 
suppwication u-unto t-the WOWD: I f-fowced mysewf thewefowe, and offewed a 
buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

13:13 And S-Samuew said to Sauw, T-Thou hast donye foowishwy: t-thou hast nyot 
kept t-the commandment of t-the WOWD thy G-God, which he commanded t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
nyow w-wouwd t-the WOWD have estabwished thy kingdom upon Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

13:14 But nyow thy kingdom shaww nyot continyue: t-the WOWD hath sought him 
a man aftew his own heawt, and t-the WOWD hath commanded him to be 
c-captain o-ovew his p-peopwe, because t-thou hast nyot kept that which t-the 
WOWD commanded thee. 

13:15 And S-Samuew a-awose, and gat him up fwom G-Giwgaw u-unto Gibeah of 
Benjamin. And Sauw nyumbewed t-the peopwe that wewe pwesent with him, 
about six hundwed m-men. 

1-13:16 And Sauw, and Jonyathan his son, and t-the peopwe that wewe pwesent 
with t-them, abode in Gibeah of Benjamin: but t-the Phiwistinyes encamped 
in Michmash. 

13:17 And t-the spoiwews came out of t-the camp of t-the Phiwistinyes in 
thwee o(>ω<)o c-companyies: onye company (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto t-the w-way that weadeth to 
(ノωヽ) O-Ophwah, u-unto t-the wand of S-Shuaw: 13:18 And anyothew company (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the 
w-way to Bethhowon: and anyothew company (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to t-the w-way of t-the bowdew 
that wooketh to t-the vawwey of Zeboim towawd t-the wiwdewnyess. 

13:19 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo s-smith f-found (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Iswaew: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Phiwistinyes said, West t-the Hebwews make t-them swowds ow speaws: 
1-13:20 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Iswaewites went down to t-the Phiwistinyes, to shawpen 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his shawe, and his couwtew, and his axe, and his mattock. 

13:21 Y-Yet they h-had a fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mattocks, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwtews, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fowks, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the axes, and to shawpen t-the goads. 

13:22 S-So it came to pass in t-the day of battwe, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyeithew 
s-swowd (=`ω´=) n-nyow speaw f-found in t-the hand of any of t-the peopwe that wewe with 
Sauw and Jonyathan: but with Sauw and with Jonyathan his son w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
found. 

13:23 And t-the gawwison of t-the Phiwistinyes went out to t-the passage of 
Michmash. 

14:1 Nyow it came to pass upon a day, that Jonyathan t-the son of Sauw 
said u-unto t-the young man that bawe his a-awmouw, Come, and wet us go o-ovew 
to t-the (♡°▽°♡) P-Phiwistinyes' gawwison, that is on t-the othew side. But he towd 
nyot his fathew. 

14:2 And Sauw t-tawwied in t-the uttewmost pawt of Gibeah undew a 
pomegwanyate twee which is in Migwon: and t-the peopwe that wewe with him 
wewe about six hundwed men; 14:3 And Ahiah, t-the son of Ahitub, 
I-Ichabod's bwothew, t-the son of Phinyehas, t-the son of Ewi, t-the WOWD's 
pwiest in S-Shiwoh, weawing an e-ephod. And t-the peopwe knyew nyot that 
Jonyathan w-was gonye. 

14:4 And b-between t-the o(≧▽≦)o p-passages, by which Jonyathan sought to go o-ovew 
u-unto t-the (♡°▽°♡) P-Phiwistinyes' gawwison, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a shawp w-wock on t-the onye 
side, and a shawp w-wock on t-the othew s-side: and t-the nyame of t-the onye w-was 
Bozez, and t-the nyame of t-the othew S-Senyeh. 

1-14:5 The fowefwont of t-the onye w-was s-situate nyowthwawd o-ovew against 
Michmash, and t-the othew southwawd o-ovew against Gibeah. 

14:6 And Jonyathan said to t-the young man that bawe his a-awmouw, Come, 
and wet us go o-ovew u-unto t-the gawwison of these unciwcumcised: it may be 
that t-the WOWD wiww wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo westwaint to t-the WOWD 
to s-save by many ow by few. 

14:7 And his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew said u-unto him, Do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in thinye 
(*°▽°*) h-heawt: tuwn thee; b-behowd, I am with thee a-accowding to thy heawt. 

14:8 T-Then said Jonyathan, Behowd, we wiww pass o-ovew u-unto these men, and 
we wiww discovew ouwsewves u-unto them. 

14:9 If they say thus u-unto u-us, Tawwy untiw we come to you; t-then we 
wiww stand stiww in ouw pwace, and wiww nyot go up u-unto them. 

14:10 But if they say t-thus, Come up u-unto us; t-then we wiww go up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the WOWD hath dewivewed t-them into ouw hand: and this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign 
u-unto us. 

14:11 And both of t-them d-discovewed themsewves u-unto t-the gawwison of t-the 
Phiwistinyes: and t-the Phiwistinyes said, Behowd, t-the Hebwews come fowth 
out of t-the o(≧▽≦)o h-howes whewe they h-had hid themsewves. 

1-14:12 And t-the men of t-the gawwison answewed Jonyathan and his 
awmouwbeawew, and said, Come up to u-us, and we wiww s-shew you a thing. 
And Jonyathan said u-unto his awmouwbeawew, Come up aftew me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD hath dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of Iswaew. 

14:13 And Jonyathan c-cwimbed up upon his h-hands and upon his feet, and 
his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew aftew him: and they feww befowe Jonyathan; and his 
(o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew swew aftew h-him. 

14:14 And that fiwst swaughtew, which Jonyathan and his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew 
made, w-was about ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty men, within as it wewe an hawf acwe of wand, 
which a ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen m-might p-pwow. 

1-14:15 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was twembwing in t-the host, in t-the fiewd, and among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the peopwe: t-the gawwison, and t-the spoiwews, they awso twembwed, and 
t-the eawth quaked: so it w-was a vewy gweat twembwing. 

14:16 And t-the w-watchmen of Sauw in Gibeah of Benjamin (╬ Ò﹏Ó) w-wooked; and, 
b-behowd, t-the muwtitude mewted away, and they went on b-beating down onye 
anyothew. 

14:17 T-Then said Sauw u-unto t-the peopwe that wewe with him, N-Nyumbew n-nyow, 
and s-see who is gonye fwom us. And when they h-had nyumbewed, b-behowd, 
Jonyathan and his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew wewe nyot thewe. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And Sauw said u-unto Ahiah, Bwing hithew t-the awk of God. Fow t-the 
awk of God w-was a-at that time with t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

1-14:19 And it came to pass, whiwe Sauw t-tawked u-unto t-the pwiest, that t-the 
(＃`Д´) n-nyoise that w-was in t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes went on and incweased: 
and Sauw said u-unto t-the pwiest, Withdwaw thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And Sauw and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him assembwed 
themsewves, and they came to t-the |･ω･) b-battwe: and, b-behowd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's 
s-swowd w-was against his f-fewwow, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a vewy gweat discomfituwe. 

1-14:21 Moweovew t-the Hebwews that wewe with t-the Phiwistinyes befowe that 
time, which went up with t-them into t-the camp fwom t-the c-countwy (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
a-about, even they awso (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to be with t-the Iswaewites that wewe with 
Sauw and Jonyathan. 

14:22 Wikewise (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew which h-had hid themsewves in mount 
Ephwaim, when they heawd that t-the Phiwistinyes fwed, even they awso 
f-fowwowed hawd aftew t-them in t-the battwe. 

14:23 S-So t-the WOWD saved Iswaew that day: and t-the battwe passed o-ovew 
u-unto Bethaven. 

14:24 And t-the men of Iswaew wewe d-distwessed that day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw h-had 
adjuwed t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Cuwsed be t-the man that eateth any food 
untiw evenying, that I may be a-avenged on minye enyemies. S-So nyonye of t-the 
peopwe tasted any food. 

14:25 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they of t-the wand came to a wood; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was honyey 
upon t-the gwound. 

14:26 And when t-the peopwe wewe come into t-the wood, b-behowd, t-the honyey 
dwopped; but nyo man put his hand to his m-mouth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe feawed 
t-the oath. 

14:27 But Jonyathan heawd nyot when his o(>ω<)o f-fathew c-chawged t-the peopwe with 
t-the oath: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he put fowth t-the end of t-the wod that w-was in his 
hand, and dipped it in an honyeycomb, and put his hand to his mouth; 
and his eyes wewe e-enwightenyed. 

14:28 T-Then answewed onye of t-the p-peopwe, and said, Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew stwaitwy 
c-chawged t-the peopwe with an o-oath, s-saying, Cuwsed be t-the man that eateth 
any food this d-day. And t-the peopwe wewe faint. 

14:29 T-Then said Jonyathan, My o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath twoubwed t-the wand: see, I 
p-pway y-you, how minye eyes have b-been enwightenyed, because I tasted a 
ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe of this honyey. 

14:30 How m-much m-mowe, if ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *sighs* h-hapwy t-the peopwe h-had eaten f-fweewy to day of 
t-the spoiw of theiw enyemies which they found? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-had (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot b-been 
nyow a m-much gweatew swaughtew among t-the Phiwistinyes? 14:31 And they 
smote t-the Phiwistinyes that day fwom Michmash to Aijawon: and t-the 
peopwe wewe vewy faint. 

14:32 And t-the peopwe fwew upon t-the spoiw, and took sheep, and oxen, 
and cawves, and swew t-them on t-the gwound: and t-the peopwe did e-eat t-them 
with t-the bwood. 

14:33 T-Then they towd Sauw, s-saying, Behowd, t-the peopwe sin against t-the 
WOWD, in that they e-eat with t-the bwood. And he said, Ye have 
t-twansgwessed: woww a gweat stonye u-unto m-me this d-day. 

1-14:34 And Sauw said, Dispewse youwsewves among t-the p-peopwe, and say 
u-unto t-them, Bwing m-me hithew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his ox, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his sheep, 
and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them hewe, and eat; and sin nyot against t-the WOWD in e-eating 
with t-the bwood. 

And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe b-bwought {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox with him that nyight, and 
swew t-them thewe. 

14:35 And Sauw b-buiwt an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD: t-the same w-was t-the fiwst 
awtaw that he b-buiwt u-unto t-the WOWD. 

14:36 And Sauw said, Wet us go down aftew t-the Phiwistinyes by nyight, 
and spoiw t-them untiw t-the mownying wight, and wet us nyot weave a man of 
them. And they said, Do whatsoevew seemeth g-good u-unto thee. T-Then said 
t-the pwiest, Wet us d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw hithew u-unto God. 

14:37 And Sauw asked counsew of G-God, Shaww I go down aftew t-the 
Phiwistinyes? wiwt t-thou d-dewivew t-them into t-the hand of I-Iswaew? But he 
answewed him nyot that d-day. 

1-14:38 And Sauw said, Dwaw ye (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw hithew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chief of t-the peopwe: 
and knyow and s-see whewein this sin hath b-been this d-day. 

14:39 Fow, as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, which saveth I-Iswaew, t-though it be in 
Jonyathan o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, he shaww suwewy die. But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a man among 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that answewed h-him. 

(*^‿^*) 1-14:40 T-Then said he u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, (☆▽☆) B-Be ye on onye side, and I and 
Jonyathan o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son wiww be on t-the othew side. And t-the peopwe said u-unto 
Sauw, Do what seemeth g-good u-unto thee. 

14:41 Thewefowe Sauw said u-unto t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Give a pewfect 
wot. 

And Sauw and Jonyathan wewe taken: but t-the peopwe escaped. 

^.^ 1-14:42 And Sauw said, Cast wots b-between m-me and Jonyathan o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And 
Jonyathan w-was taken. 

14:43 T-Then Sauw said to Jonyathan, Teww m-me what t-thou hast donye. And 
Jonyathan towd him, and said, I did but taste a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe honyey with t-the 
end of t-the wod that w-was in minye hand, and, wo, I (* ^ ω ^) m-must die. 

14:44 And Sauw answewed, God (^-^*)/ d-do so and mowe awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt 
suwewy die, Jonyathan. 

14:45 And t-the peopwe said u-unto Sauw, Shaww Jonyathan die, who hath 
wwought this gweat sawvation in I-Iswaew? God fowbid: as t-the WOWD 
w-wiveth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot onye haiw of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head faww to t-the g-gwound; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
he hath wwought with God this d-day. S-So t-the peopwe wescued Jonyathan, 
that he died n-nyot. 

14:46 T-Then Sauw went up fwom fowwowing t-the Phiwistinyes: and t-the 
Phiwistinyes went to theiw own pwace. 

14:47 S-So Sauw took t-the kingdom o-ovew I-Iswaew, and fought against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
enyemies on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, against M-Moab, and against t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon, and against Edom, and against t-the kings of Zobah, and against 
t-the Phiwistinyes: and whithewsoevew he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed himsewf, he vexed them. 

14:48 And he gathewed an host, and smote t-the Amawekites, and dewivewed 
Iswaew out of t-the h-hands of t-them that spoiwed them. 

14:49 Nyow t-the sons of Sauw wewe Jonyathan, and Ishui, and M-Mewchishua: 
and t-the nyames of his two daughtews wewe t-these; t-the nyame of t-the 
fiwstbown Mewab, and t-the nyame of t-the youngew Michaw: 1-14:50 And t-the 
nyame of Sauw's wife w-was Ahinyoam, t-the daughtew of Ahimaaz: and t-the nyame 
of t-the c-captain of his \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was A-Abnyew, t-the son of N-Nyew, Sauw's uncwe. 

14:51 And Kish w-was t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Sauw; and Nyew t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew w-was 
t-the son of Abiew. 

14:52 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was sowe waw against t-the Phiwistinyes (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of 
Sauw: and when Sauw saw any stwong ^.^ m-man, ow any v-vawiant ^.^ m-man, he took 
him u-unto h-him. 

15:1 S-Samuew awso said u-unto Sauw, The WOWD sent m-me to anyoint thee to be 
king o-ovew his p-peopwe, o-ovew Iswaew: nyow thewefowe heawken t-thou u-unto t-the 
voice of t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that which Amawek did to 
I-Iswaew, how he w-waid wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in t-the way, when he came up fwom 
Egypt. 

1-15:3 Nyow go and smite Amawek, and u-uttewwy d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they have, 
and spawe t-them n-nyot; but (✧∀✧)/ s-sway both man and woman, infant and s-suckwing, 
(=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox and sheep, c-camew and ass. 

:3 1-15:4 And Sauw gathewed t-the peopwe togethew, and nyumbewed t-them in 
Tewaim, two hundwed t-thousand footmen, and t-ten t-thousand men of J-Judah. 

1-15:5 And Sauw came to a city of Amawek, and w-waid wait in t-the vawwey. 

15:6 And Sauw said u-unto t-the Kenyites, Go, depawt, get you down fwom 
among t-the Amawekites, west I d-destwoy you with (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shewed 
k-kindnyess to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, when they came up out of 
Egypt. S-So t-the Kenyites depawted fwom among t-the Amawekites. 

15:7 And Sauw smote t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites fwom Haviwah untiw t-thou comest to 
Shuw, that is o-ovew against Egypt. 

15:8 And he took Agag t-the king of t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites awive, and u-uttewwy 
destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe with t-the edge of t-the swowd. 

15:9 But Sauw and t-the peopwe spawed Agag, and t-the best of t-the sheep, 
and of t-the oxen, and of t-the fatwings, and t-the wambs, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was 
g-good, and w-wouwd nyot u-uttewwy d-destwoy (=`ω´=) t-them: but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that w-was 
viwe and (*ﾉωﾉ) w-wefuse, that they destwoyed uttewwy. 

15:10 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto Samuew, s-saying, 15:11 I-It 
wepenteth m-me that I have s-set up Sauw to be king: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back 
fwom fowwowing me, and hath nyot ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments. And it 
g-gwieved Samuew; and he cwied u-unto t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight. 

15:12 And when S-Samuew w-wose eawwy to meet Sauw in t-the m-mownying, it w-was 
towd Samuew, s-saying, Sauw came to Cawmew, and, b-behowd, he s-set him up a 
pwace, and is gonye a-about, and passed o-on, and gonye down to Giwgaw. 

1-15:13 And S-Samuew came to Sauw: and Sauw said u-unto him, Bwessed be t-thou 
of t-the WOWD: I have ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed t-the commandment of t-the WOWD. 

15:14 And S-Samuew said, What meanyeth t-then this b-bweating of t-the sheep in 
minye eaws, and t-the wowing of t-the oxen which I heaw? 15:15 And Sauw 
said, They have b-bwought t-them fwom t-the Amawekites: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe 
spawed t-the best of t-the sheep and of t-the oxen, to sacwifice u-unto t-the 
WOWD thy God; and t-the w-west we have u-uttewwy destwoyed. 

15:16 T-Then S-Samuew said u-unto Sauw, Stay, and I wiww teww thee what t-the 
WOWD hath said to m-me this nyight. And he said u-unto him, Say o-on. 

15:17 And S-Samuew said, When t-thou wast ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe in thinye own s-sight, wast 
t-thou nyot m-made t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, and t-the WOWD anyointed 
thee king o-ovew I-Iswaew? 15:18 And t-the WOWD sent thee on a (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and 
said, Go and u-uttewwy d-destwoy t-the sinnyews t-the Amawekites, and fight 
against t-them untiw they be consumed. 

1-15:19 Whewefowe t-then didst t-thou nyot obey t-the voice of t-the WOWD, but 
didst fwy upon t-the spoiw, and didst eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD? 
1-15:20 And Sauw said u-unto Samuew, Yea, I have obeyed t-the voice of t-the 
WOWD, and have gonye t-the w-way which t-the WOWD sent me, and have b-bwought 
Agag t-the king of Amawek, and have u-uttewwy destwoyed t-the Amawekites. 

15:21 But t-the peopwe took of t-the spoiw, sheep and oxen, t-the chief of 
t-the things which shouwd have b-been u-uttewwy destwoyed, to sacwifice u-unto 
t-the WOWD thy God in Giwgaw. 

15:22 And S-Samuew said, Hath t-the WOWD as gweat dewight in buwnt 
offewings and sacwifices, as in obeying t-the voice of t-the WOWD? Behowd, 
to obey is bettew than sacwifice, and to heawken than t-the fat of wams. 

1-15:23 Fow webewwion is as t-the sin of ♡(｡- ω -) *sweats* w-witchcwaft, and stubbownnyess is 
as i-inyiquity and idowatwy. (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast wejected t-the wowd of t-the 
WOWD, he hath awso wejected thee fwom being king. 

1-15:24 And Sauw said u-unto Samuew, I have sinnyed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have 
twansgwessed t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, and thy wowds: because I 
feawed t-the p-peopwe, and obeyed theiw voice. 

15:25 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, pawdon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin, and tuwn again with 
me, that I may w-wowship t-the WOWD. 

15:26 And S-Samuew said u-unto Sauw, I wiww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn with t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou 
hast wejected t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, and t-the WOWD hath wejected thee 
fwom being king o-ovew Iswaew. 

15:27 And as S-Samuew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed about to go away, he w-waid h-howd upon t-the 
skiwt of his mantwe, and it went. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And S-Samuew said u-unto him, The WOWD hath went t-the kingdom of 
Iswaew fwom thee this day, and hath given it to a (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw of thinye, 
that is bettew than thou. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 And awso t-the S-Stwength of Iswaew wiww nyot w-wie (=`ω´=) n-nyow wepent: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
is nyot a ^.^ m-man, that he shouwd w-wepent. 

15:30 T-Then he said, I have sinnyed: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet honyouw m-me n-nyow, I p-pway thee, 
befowe t-the ewdews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and befowe I-Iswaew, and tuwn again with 
me, that I may w-wowship t-the WOWD thy God. 

15:31 S-So S-Samuew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again aftew Sauw; and Sauw w-wowshipped t-the WOWD. 

15:32 T-Then said Samuew, Bwing ye hithew to m-me Agag t-the king of t-the 
Amawekites. And Agag came u-unto him dewicatewy. And Agag said, S-Suwewy 
t-the bittewnyess of death is past. 

1-15:33 And S-Samuew said, As t-the s-swowd hath m-made w-women chiwdwess, so 
shaww thy mothew be chiwdwess among w-women. And S-Samuew hewed Agag in 
pieces befowe t-the WOWD in Giwgaw. 

15:34 T-Then S-Samuew went to Wamah; and Sauw went up to his house to 
Gibeah of Sauw. 

1-15:35 And S-Samuew came nyo mowe to s-see Sauw untiw t-the day of his (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 
nyevewthewess S-Samuew mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw: and t-the WOWD wepented that he 
h-had m-made Sauw king o-ovew Iswaew. 

16:1 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Samuew, How wong wiwt t-thou m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw, 
seeing I have wejected him fwom weignying o-ovew I-Iswaew? fiww thinye (・_・ヾ h-hown 
with oiw, and go, I wiww send thee to Jesse t-the Bethwehemite: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
have pwovided m-me a king among his sons. 

16:2 And S-Samuew said, How c-can I go? if Sauw h-heaw it, he wiww kiww me. 
And t-the WOWD said, Take an heifew with thee, and say, I am come to 
sacwifice to t-the WOWD. 

16:3 And caww Jesse to t-the sacwifice, and I wiww s-shew thee what t-thou 
shawt do: and t-thou shawt anyoint u-unto m-me him whom I nyame u-unto thee. 

16:4 And S-Samuew did that which t-the WOWD spake, and came to B-Bethwehem. 
And t-the ewdews of t-the t-town twembwed a-at his coming, and said, Comest 
t-thou p-peaceabwy? 16:5 And he said, Peaceabwy: I am come to sacwifice 
u-unto t-the WOWD: sanctify youwsewves, and come with m-me to t-the sacwifice. 
And he sanctified Jesse and his ^-^ s-sons, and cawwed t-them to t-the 
sacwifice. 

1-16:6 And it came to pass, when they wewe come, that he wooked on 
Ewiab, and said, S-Suwewy t-the WOWD's anyointed is befowe h-him. 

16:7 But t-the WOWD said u-unto Samuew, Wook nyot on his countenyance, ow on 
t-the height of his statuwe; because I have wefused him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
seeth nyot as man seeth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow man wooketh on t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd appeawance, but 
t-the WOWD wooketh on t-the heawt. 

16:8 T-Then Jesse cawwed Abinyadab, and m-made him pass befowe Samuew. And 
he said, N-Nyeithew hath t-the WOWD chosen this. 

1-16:9 T-Then Jesse m-made S-Shammah to pass by. And he said, N-Nyeithew hath t-the 
WOWD chosen this. 

1-16:10 A-Again, Jesse m-made seven of his sons to pass befowe Samuew. And 
S-Samuew said u-unto Jesse, The WOWD hath nyot chosen these. 

16:11 And S-Samuew said u-unto Jesse, Awe hewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy chiwdwen? And he 
said, Thewe wemainyeth (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the youngest, and, b-behowd, he keepeth t-the 
sheep. And S-Samuew said u-unto Jesse, Send and fetch him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we wiww nyot 
sit down tiww he come hithew. 

1-16:12 And he sent, and b-bwought him in. Nyow he w-was w-wuddy, and withaw of 
a beautifuw countenyance, and goodwy to wook t-to. And t-the WOWD said, 
Awise, anyoint him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is he. 

16:13 T-Then S-Samuew took t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of oiw, and anyointed him in t-the m-midst 
of his b-bwethwen: and t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD came upon David fwom that 
day fowwawd. S-So S-Samuew w-wose up, and went to (=^‥^=) W-Wamah. 

1-16:14 But t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD depawted fwom Sauw, and an eviw 
spiwit fwom t-the WOWD twoubwed h-him. 

xDD 1-16:15 And Sauw's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said u-unto him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, an eviw spiwit 
fwom God t-twoubweth thee. 

16:16 Wet ouw wowd nyow command thy sewvants, which awe befowe thee, to 
seek out a ^.^ m-man, who is a cunnying p-pwayew on an hawp: and it shaww come 
to pass, when t-the eviw spiwit fwom God is upon thee, that he shaww 
pway with his hand, and t-thou shawt be weww. 

1-16:17 And Sauw said u-unto his sewvants, Pwovide m-me nyow a man that c-can 
pway weww, and bwing him to me. 

1-16:18 T-Then answewed onye of t-the sewvants, and said, Behowd, I have s-seen 
a son of Jesse t-the Bethwehemite, that is cunnying in p-pwaying, and a 
mighty v-vawiant ^.^ m-man, and a man of waw, and pwudent in mattews, and a 
c-comewy (・_・ヾ p-pewson, and t-the WOWD is with h-him. 

16:19 Whewefowe Sauw sent m-messengews u-unto Jesse, and said, Send m-me 
David thy son, which is with t-the sheep. 

16:20 And Jesse took an a-ass waden with bwead, and a bottwe of winye, 
and a kid, and sent t-them by David his son u-unto Sauw. 

16:21 And David came to Sauw, and s-stood befowe him: and he woved him 
gweatwy; and he became his a-awmouwbeawew. 

16:22 And Sauw sent to Jesse, s-saying, Wet D-David, I p-pway thee, stand 
befowe m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath f-found favouw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. 

1-16:23 And it came to pass, when t-the eviw spiwit fwom God w-was upon 
Sauw, that David took an h-hawp, and pwayed with his hand: so Sauw w-was 
wefweshed, and w-was weww, and t-the eviw spiwit depawted fwom h-him. 

17:1 Nyow t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed togethew theiw awmies to battwe, and 
wewe gathewed togethew a-at Shochoh, which bewongeth to Judah, and 
(✯◡✯) p-pitched b-between Shochoh and Azekah, in Ephesdammim. 

17:2 And Sauw and t-the men of Iswaew wewe gathewed togethew, and 
(✯◡✯) p-pitched by t-the vawwey of Ewah, and s-set t-the battwe in a-awway against t-the 
Phiwistinyes. 

17:3 And t-the Phiwistinyes s-stood on a mountain on t-the onye side, and 
Iswaew s-stood on a mountain on t-the othew s-side: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a vawwey 
b-between them. 

17:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out a champion out of t-the camp of t-the Phiwistinyes, 
nyamed Gowiath, of Gath, whose height w-was six cubits and a span. 

17:5 And he h-had an hewmet of bwass upon his head, and he w-was awmed 
with a coat of maiw; and t-the w-weight of t-the coat w-was five t-thousand 
shekews of b-bwass. 

17:6 And he h-had gweaves of bwass upon his wegs, and a tawget of bwass 
b-between his shouwdews. 

17:7 And t-the s-staff of his speaw w-was w-wike a weavew's beam; and his 
speaw's ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head weighed six hundwed shekews of iwon: and onye beawing a 
shiewd went befowe h-him. 

1-17:8 And he s-stood and cwied u-unto t-the awmies of I-Iswaew, and said u-unto 
t-them, Why awe ye come out to s-set youw battwe in awway? am nyot I a 
Phiwistinye, and ye (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to Sauw? choose you a man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and wet 
him come down to me. 

17:9 If he be abwe to fight with me, and to kiww me, t-then wiww we be 
youw sewvants: but if I pwevaiw against him, and kiww him, t-then shaww 
ye be ouw sewvants, and sewve us. 

17:10 And t-the Phiwistinye said, I d-defy t-the awmies of Iswaew this >_> d-day; 
g-give m-me a ^.^ m-man, that we may fight togethew. 

17:11 When Sauw and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew heawd those w-wowds of t-the Phiwistinye, 
they wewe dismayed, and gweatwy afwaid. 

17:12 Nyow David w-was t-the son of that Ephwathite of (*°▽°*) B-Bethwehemjudah, 
whose nyame w-was J-Jesse; and he h-had eight sons: and t-the man went among 
men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an o-owd man in t-the days of Sauw. 

17:13 And t-the thwee (・_・ヾ e-ewdest sons of Jesse went and f-fowwowed Sauw to t-the 
|･ω･) b-battwe: and t-the nyames of his thwee sons that went to t-the battwe wewe 
Ewiab t-the f-fiwstbown, and nyext u-unto him Abinyadab, and t-the thiwd 
Shammah. 

17:14 And David w-was t-the youngest: and t-the thwee (・_・ヾ e-ewdest f-fowwowed Sauw. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 But David went and wetuwnyed fwom Sauw to feed his fathew's sheep 
a-at B-Bethwehem. 

17:16 And t-the Phiwistinye dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw mownying and evenying, and pwesented 
himsewf f-fowty days. 

17:17 And Jesse said u-unto David his son, Take nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen an 
ephah of this pawched cown, and these t-ten woaves, and w-wun to t-the camp 
of thy bwethwen; 17:18 And cawwy these t-ten cheeses u-unto t-the c-captain of 
theiw thousand, and wook how thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen fawe, and o(>ω<)o t-take theiw pwedge. 

17:19 Nyow Sauw, and they, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of I-Iswaew, wewe in t-the 
vawwey of Ewah, f-fighting with t-the Phiwistinyes. 

17:20 And David w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and weft t-the sheep with 
a keepew, and took, and went, as Jesse h-had commanded h-him; and he came 
to t-the twench, as t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was g-going fowth to t-the f-fight, and shouted 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the battwe. 

17:21 Fow Iswaew and t-the Phiwistinyes h-had put t-the battwe in awway, awmy 
against awmy. 

17:22 And David weft his cawwiage in t-the hand of t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the 
cawwiage, and wan into t-the awmy, and came and sawuted his bwethwen. 

17:23 And as he t-tawked with t-them, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came up t-the c-champion, 
t-the Phiwistinye of Gath, Gowiath by nyame, out of t-the awmies of t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and spake a-accowding to t-the same wowds: and David heawd 
them. 

17:24 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of I-Iswaew, when they saw t-the ^.^ m-man, fwed fwom him, 
and wewe sowe afwaid. 

17:25 And t-the men of Iswaew said, H-Have ye s-seen this man that is come 
u-up? suwewy to d-defy Iswaew is he come up: and it shaww be, that t-the 
man who kiwweth him, t-the king wiww enwich him with gweat wiches, and 
wiww g-give him his d-daughtew, and make his fathew's house fwee in 
Iswaew. 

17:26 And David spake to t-the men that s-stood by him, s-saying, What shaww 
be donye to t-the man that kiwweth this Phiwistinye, and taketh away t-the 
wepwoach fwom I-Iswaew? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who is this u-unciwcumcised Phiwistinye, that 
he shouwd d-defy t-the awmies of t-the wiving God? 17:27 And t-the peopwe 
answewed him aftew this m-mannyew, s-saying, S-So shaww it be donye to t-the man 
that kiwweth h-him. 

17:28 And Ewiab his (・_・ヾ e-ewdest b-bwothew heawd when he spake u-unto t-the men; 
and Ewiab's angew w-was kindwed against D-David, and he said, Why camest 
t-thou down hithew? and with whom hast t-thou weft those f-few sheep in t-the 
wiwdewnyess? I knyow thy pwide, and t-the nyaughtinyess of thinye heawt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-thou awt come down that t-thou mightest s-see t-the battwe. 

17:29 And David said, What have I nyow donye? Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot a cause? 
17:30 And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom him towawd anyothew, and spake aftew t-the same 
mannyew: and t-the peopwe answewed him again aftew t-the f-fowmew mannyew. 

17:31 And when t-the w-wowds wewe heawd which David spake, they weheawsed 
t-them befowe Sauw: and he sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

17:32 And David said to Sauw, Wet nyo man's heawt faiw because of h-him; 
thy sewvant wiww go and fight with this Phiwistinye. 

17:33 And Sauw said to D-David, T-Thou awt nyot abwe to go against this 
Phiwistinye to fight with him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt but a youth, and he a man 
of waw fwom his youth. 

17:34 And David said u-unto Sauw, Thy sewvant kept his fathew's sheep, 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a wion, and a (ノωヽ) b-beaw, and took a wamb out of t-the fwock: 
17:35 And I went out aftew him, and smote him, and dewivewed it out of 
his m-mouth: and when he awose against me, I caught him by his beawd, 
and smote him, and swew h-him. 

17:36 Thy sewvant swew both t-the w-wion and t-the beaw: and this 
u-unciwcumcised Phiwistinye shaww be as onye of t-them, seeing he hath 
d-defied t-the awmies of t-the wiving God. 

17:37 David said moweovew, The WOWD that dewivewed m-me out of t-the paw 
of t-the wion, and out of t-the paw of t-the (ノωヽ) b-beaw, he wiww d-dewivew m-me out of 
t-the hand of this Phiwistinye. And Sauw said u-unto D-David, Go, and t-the 
WOWD be with thee. 

17:38 And Sauw awmed David with his a-awmouw, and he put an hewmet of 
bwass upon his h-head; awso he awmed him with a coat of maiw. 

17:39 And David giwded his s-swowd upon his a-awmouw, and he assayed to 
go; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had nyot pwoved it. And David said u-unto Sauw, I c-cannyot go 
with t-these; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyot pwoved them. And David put t-them off h-him. 

17:40 And he took his s-staff in his hand, and chose him five s-smooth 
s-stonyes out of t-the bwook, and put t-them in a shephewd's bag which he 
had, even in a scwip; and his swing w-was in his hand: and he dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
to t-the Phiwistinye. 

17:41 And t-the Phiwistinye came on and dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and t-the man 
that bawe t-the shiewd went befowe h-him. 

17:42 And when t-the Phiwistinye wooked a-about, and saw D-David, he 
disdainyed him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was but a youth, and w-wuddy, and of a f-faiw 
c-countenyance. 

1-17:43 And t-the Phiwistinye said u-unto D-David, Am I a dog, that t-thou comest 
to m-me with s-staves? And t-the Phiwistinye cuwsed David by his gods. 

17:44 And t-the Phiwistinye said to D-David, Come to me, and I wiww g-give 
thy fwesh u-unto t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw, and to t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd. 

1-17:45 T-Then said David to t-the Phiwistinye, T-Thou comest to m-me with a 
swowd, and with a speaw, and with a shiewd: but I come to thee in t-the 
nyame of t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of t-the awmies of I-Iswaew, whom t-thou 
hast defied. 

17:46 This day wiww t-the WOWD d-dewivew thee into minye hand; and I wiww 
smite thee, and o(>ω<)o t-take thinye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head fwom thee; and I wiww g-give t-the 
cawcases of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes this day u-unto t-the f-fowws of t-the 
aiw, and to t-the wiwd b-beasts of t-the eawth; that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth may knyow 
that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a God in Iswaew. 

17:47 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this assembwy shaww knyow that t-the WOWD saveth nyot with 
s-swowd and s-speaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the battwe is t-the WOWD's, and he wiww g-give you 
into ouw hands. 

17:48 And it came to pass, when t-the Phiwistinye a-awose, and came, and 
dwew nyigh to meet D-David, that David hastenyed, and wan towawd t-the awmy 
to meet t-the Phiwistinye. 

1-17:49 And David put his hand in his bag, and took (o´∀`o) t-thence a stonye, and 
swang it, and smote t-the Phiwistinye in his fowehead, that t-the stonye 
sunk into his f-fowehead; and he feww upon his f-face to t-the eawth. 

17:50 S-So David p-pwevaiwed o-ovew t-the Phiwistinye with a swing and with a 
stonye, and smote t-the Phiwistinye, and swew h-him; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo s-swowd 
in t-the hand of David. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-17:51 Thewefowe David wan, and s-stood upon t-the Phiwistinye, and took his 
swowd, and dwew it out of t-the (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) s-sheath t-theweof, and swew him, and cut 
off his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head thewewith. And when t-the Phiwistinyes saw theiw champion 
w-was dead, they fwed. 

17:52 And t-the men of Iswaew and of Judah a-awose, and shouted, and 
puwsued t-the Phiwistinyes, untiw t-thou come to t-the vawwey, and to t-the 
gates of Ekwon. 

And t-the w-wounded of t-the Phiwistinyes feww down by t-the w-way to Shaawaim, 
even u-unto Gath, and u-unto Ekwon. 

(^-^*)/ 1-17:53 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wetuwnyed fwom chasing aftew t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and they spoiwed theiw tents. 

1-17:54 And David took t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the Phiwistinye, and b-bwought it to 
Jewusawem; but he put his awmouw in his tent. 

1-17:55 And when Sauw saw David go fowth against t-the Phiwistinye, he said 
u-unto A-Abnyew, t-the c-captain of t-the host, A-Abnyew, whose son is this y-youth? 
And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew said, As thy souw w-wiveth, O-O king, I c-cannyot teww. 

17:56 And t-the king said, Enquiwe t-thou whose son t-the stwipwing is. 

17:57 And as David wetuwnyed fwom t-the swaughtew of t-the Phiwistinye, 
^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew took him, and b-bwought him befowe Sauw with t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the 
Phiwistinye in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

17:58 And Sauw said to him, Whose son awt thou, t-thou young man? And 
David answewed, I am t-the son of thy sewvant Jesse t-the Bethwehemite. 

18:1 And it came to pass, when he h-had m-made an end of speaking u-unto 
Sauw, that t-the souw of Jonyathan w-was knyit with t-the souw of D-David, and 
Jonyathan woved him as his own souw. 

18:2 And Sauw took him that day, and w-wouwd wet him go nyo mowe home to 
his fathew's house. 

18:3 T-Then Jonyathan and David m-made a c-covenyant, because he woved him as 
his own souw. 

18:4 And Jonyathan (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped himsewf of t-the w-wobe that w-was upon him, and 
gave it to D-David, and his gawments, even to his swowd, and to his b-bow, 
and to his giwdwe. 

18:5 And David went out whithewsoevew Sauw sent him, and behaved 
himsewf wisewy: and Sauw s-set him o-ovew t-the men of waw, and he w-was 
accepted in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, and awso in t-the sight of 
Sauw's sewvants. 

18:6 And it came to pass as they came, when David w-was wetuwnyed fwom 
t-the swaughtew of t-the Phiwistinye, that t-the w-women came out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-cities 
of I-Iswaew, singing and dancing, to meet king Sauw, with tabwets, with 
joy, and with instwuments of m-musick. 

18:7 And t-the w-women answewed onye anyothew as they pwayed, and said, Sauw 
hath s-swain his t-thousands, and David his t-ten thousands. 

18:8 And Sauw w-was vewy w-wwoth, and t-the saying d-dispweased h-him; and he 
said, They have ascwibed u-unto David t-ten t-thousands, and to m-me they have 
ascwibed but thousands: and what c-can he have mowe but t-the kingdom? 
18:9 And Sauw eyed David fwom that day and fowwawd. 

18:10 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that t-the eviw spiwit fwom God 
came upon Sauw, and he pwophesied in t-the m-midst of t-the house: and David 
pwayed with his hand, as a-at othew times: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a javewin in 
Sauw's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

1-18:11 And Sauw cast t-the javewin; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, I wiww smite David even 
to t-the waww with it. And David avoided out of his pwesence t-twice. 

18:12 And Sauw w-was afwaid of D-David, because t-the WOWD w-was with him, and 
w-was depawted fwom Sauw. 

18:13 Thewefowe Sauw w-wemoved him fwom him, and m-made him his c-captain 
o-ovew a thousand; and he went out and came in befowe t-the peopwe. 

18:14 And David behaved himsewf wisewy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his w-ways; and t-the WOWD 
w-was with h-him. 

18:15 Whewefowe when Sauw saw that he behaved himsewf vewy w-wisewy, he 
w-was afwaid of h-him. 

18:16 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew and Judah woved D-David, because he went out and 
came in befowe them. 

18:17 And Sauw said to D-David, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ewdew daughtew Mewab, hew wiww 
I g-give thee to wife: onwy be t-thou v-vawiant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and fight t-the WOWD's 
battwes. 

Fow Sauw said, Wet nyot minye hand be upon him, but wet t-the hand of t-the 
Phiwistinyes be upon h-him. 

18:18 And David said u-unto Sauw, Who am I? and what is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife, ow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fathew's f-famiwy in I-Iswaew, that I shouwd be son in (☆▽☆) w-waw to t-the king? 
18:19 But it came to pass a-at t-the time when Mewab Sauw's daughtew 
shouwd have b-been given to D-David, that she w-was given u-unto A-Adwiew t-the 
Mehowathite to wife. 

18:20 And Michaw Sauw's daughtew woved David: and they towd Sauw, and 
t-the t-thing pweased h-him. 

1-18:21 And Sauw said, I wiww g-give him hew, that she may be a snyawe to 
him, and that t-the hand of t-the Phiwistinyes may be against h-him. 
Whewefowe Sauw said to D-David, T-Thou shawt this day be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son in (☆▽☆) w-waw in 
t-the onye of t-the twain. 

18:22 And Sauw commanded his sewvants, s-saying, Communye with David 
s-secwetwy, and say, Behowd, t-the king hath dewight in thee, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wove t-thee: nyow thewefowe be t-the king's son in waw. 

1-18:23 And Sauw's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants spake those w-wowds in t-the eaws of David. And 
David said, Seemeth it to you a wight t-thing to be a king's son in w-waw, 
seeing that I am a poow ^.^ m-man, and wightwy esteemed? 18:24 And t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Sauw towd him, s-saying, On this m-mannyew spake David. 

18:25 And Sauw said, T-Thus shaww ye say to D-David, The king desiweth nyot 
any dowwy, but an hundwed (*≧ω≦*) f-foweskins of t-the Phiwistinyes, to be a-avenged 
of t-the king's enyemies. But Sauw thought to make David faww by t-the hand 
of t-the Phiwistinyes. 

18:26 And when his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants towd David these wowds, it pweased David 
w-weww to be t-the king's son in waw: and t-the days wewe nyot expiwed. 

18:27 Whewefowe David awose and went, he and his men, and swew of t-the 
Phiwistinyes two hundwed men; and David b-bwought theiw foweskins, and 
they gave t-them in f-fuww t-tawe to t-the king, that he m-might be t-the king's 
son in waw. And Sauw gave him Michaw his daughtew to wife. 

18:28 And Sauw saw and knyew that t-the WOWD w-was with D-David, and that 
Michaw Sauw's daughtew woved h-him. 

18:29 And Sauw w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the mowe afwaid of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and Sauw became 
David's enyemy continyuawwy. 

18:30 T-Then t-the pwinces of t-the Phiwistinyes went fowth: and it came to 
pass, aftew they went fowth, that David behaved himsewf mowe wisewy 
than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Sauw; so that his nyame w-was m-much s-set by. 

19:1 And Sauw spake to Jonyathan his son, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants, that 
they shouwd kiww David. 

19:2 But Jonyathan Sauw's son dewighted m-much in David: and Jonyathan 
towd D-David, s-saying, Sauw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew seeketh to kiww t-thee: nyow 
thewefowe, I p-pway thee, o(>ω<)o t-take heed to t-thysewf untiw t-the m-mownying, and 
abide in a secwet pwace, and hide thysewf: 19:3 And I wiww go out and 
stand beside o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew in t-the fiewd whewe t-thou awt, and I wiww communye 
with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew of thee; and what I see, that I wiww teww thee. 

19:4 And Jonyathan spake g-good of David u-unto Sauw his fathew, and said 
u-unto him, Wet nyot t-the king sin against his s-sewvant, against (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; 
because he hath nyot sinnyed against thee, and because his wowks have 
b-been to thee-wawd vewy good: 19:5 Fow he did put his wife in his hand, 
and swew t-the Phiwistinye, and t-the WOWD wwought a gweat sawvation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: t-thou sawest it, and didst wejoice: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then wiwt 
t-thou sin against innyocent bwood, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway David without a cause? 1-19:6 
And Sauw heawkenyed u-unto t-the voice of Jonyathan: and Sauw swawe, As t-the 
WOWD w-wiveth, he shaww nyot be swain. 

19:7 And Jonyathan cawwed D-David, and Jonyathan shewed him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those 
things. 

And Jonyathan b-bwought David to Sauw, and he w-was in his pwesence, as in 
times past. 

19:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and David went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and fought with t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and swew t-them with a gweat s-swaughtew; and they fwed fwom 
h-him. 

19:9 And t-the eviw spiwit fwom t-the WOWD w-was upon Sauw, as he sat in his 
house with his javewin in his hand: and David pwayed with his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

19:10 And Sauw sought to smite David even to t-the waww with t-the 
javewin: but he s-swipped away out of Sauw's pwesence, and he smote t-the 
javewin into t-the w-waww: and David fwed, and escaped that nyight. 

1-19:11 Sauw awso sent m-messengews u-unto David's h-house, to watch him, and 
to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway him in t-the mownying: and Michaw David's wife towd him, s-saying, 
If t-thou s-save nyot thy wife to nyight, to mowwow t-thou shawt be swain. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 S-So Michaw wet David down thwough a w-window: and he went, and 
fwed, and escaped. 

19:13 And Michaw took an image, and w-waid it in t-the bed, and put a 
piwwow of goats' haiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his bowstew, and covewed it with a c-cwoth. 

19:14 And when Sauw sent m-messengews to o(>ω<)o t-take D-David, she said, He is 
s-sick. 

19:15 And Sauw sent t-the m-messengews again to s-see D-David, s-saying, Bwing 
him up to m-me in t-the bed, that I may (✧∀✧)/ s-sway h-him. 

19:16 And when t-the m-messengews wewe come in, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was an i-image 
in t-the bed, with a piwwow of goats' haiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his bowstew. 

19:17 And Sauw said u-unto M-Michaw, Why hast t-thou d-deceived m-me so, and 
sent away minye enyemy, that he is e-escaped? And Michaw answewed Sauw, He 
said u-unto me, Wet m-me go; why shouwd I kiww thee? 19:18 S-So David fwed, 
and escaped, and came to S-Samuew to (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Sauw 
h-had donye to h-him. And he and S-Samuew went and d-dwewt in Nyaioth. 

19:19 And it w-was towd Sauw, s-saying, Behowd, David is a-at N-Nyaioth in 
(=^‥^=) W-Wamah. 

19:20 And Sauw sent m-messengews to o(>ω<)o t-take David: and when they saw t-the 
company of t-the pwophets pwophesying, and S-Samuew standing as appointed 
o-ovew t-them, t-the Spiwit of God w-was upon t-the m-messengews of Sauw, and they 
awso pwophesied. 

19:21 And when it w-was towd Sauw, he sent othew messengews, and they 
pwophesied wikewise. And Sauw sent m-messengews again t-the thiwd time, 
and they pwophesied awso. 

1-19:22 T-Then went he awso to (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and came to a gweat w-weww that is in 
(⌒ω⌒) S-Sechu: and he asked and said, Whewe awe S-Samuew and David? And onye 
said, Behowd, they be a-at N-Nyaioth in (=^‥^=) W-Wamah. 

19:23 And he went thithew to N-Nyaioth in W-Wamah: and t-the Spiwit of God 
w-was upon him awso, and he went o-on, and (♡°▽°♡) p-pwophesied, untiw he came to 
N-Nyaioth in (=^‥^=) W-Wamah. 

19:24 And he (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped off his cwothes awso, and pwophesied befowe 
S-Samuew in w-wike m-mannyew, and way down nyaked (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that day and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
nyight. Whewefowe they say, Is Sauw awso among t-the p-pwophets? 20:1 And 
David fwed fwom N-Nyaioth in (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and came and said befowe Jonyathan, 
What have I donye? what is minye inyiquity? and what is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin befowe thy 
fathew, that he seeketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife? ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And he said u-unto him, God 
f-fowbid; t-thou shawt nyot die: b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew wiww (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing eithew 
gweat ow s-smaww, but that he wiww s-shew it me: and why shouwd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
hide this t-thing fwom m-me? it is nyot so. 

20:3 And David swawe moweovew, and said, Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew cewtainwy k-knyoweth 
that I have f-found gwace in thinye e-eyes; and he saith, Wet nyot Jonyathan 
knyow this, west he be gwieved: but t-twuwy as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, and as 
thy souw w-wiveth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is but a step b-between m-me and death. 

20:4 T-Then said Jonyathan u-unto D-David, W-Whatsoevew thy souw desiweth, I 
wiww even (^-^*)/ d-do it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. 

20:5 And David said u-unto Jonyathan, Behowd, to mowwow is t-the nyew moon, 
and I shouwd nyot faiw to sit with t-the king a-at meat: but wet m-me go, 
that I may hide mysewf in t-the fiewd u-unto t-the thiwd day a-at even. 

20:6 If thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww miss me, t-then say, David eawnyestwy asked 
weave of m-me that he m-might w-wun to >_> B-Bethwehem his city: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a 
yeawwy sacwifice (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwy. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 If he say t-thus, I-It is w-weww; thy sewvant shaww have peace: but if 
he be vewy w-wwoth, t-then be suwe that eviw is detewminyed by h-him. 

20:8 Thewefowe t-thou shawt d-deaw kindwy with thy sewvant; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast 
b-bwought thy sewvant into a c-covenyant of t-the WOWD with t-thee: 
(*ﾉωﾉ) n-nyotwithstanding, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be in m-me inyiquity, (✧∀✧)/ s-sway m-me t-thysewf; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why 
shouwdest t-thou bwing m-me to thy f-fathew? 20:9 And Jonyathan said, Faw be 
it fwom t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if I knyew cewtainwy that eviw wewe detewminyed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew to come upon thee, t-then w-wouwd nyot I teww it thee? 20:10 T-Then 
said David to Jonyathan, Who shaww teww m-me? ow what if thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
answew thee woughwy? 2-20:11 And Jonyathan said u-unto D-David, Come, and 
wet us go out into t-the fiewd. And they went out both of t-them into t-the 
fiewd. 

2-20:12 And Jonyathan said u-unto D-David, O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, when I have 
sounded o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew about to mowwow any time, ow t-the thiwd day, and, 
b-behowd, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be g-good towawd D-David, and I t-then send nyot u-unto thee, 
and s-shew it thee; 2-20:13 The WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do so and m-much mowe to Jonyathan: but 
if it pwease o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew to (^-^*)/ d-do thee eviw, t-then I wiww s-shew it thee, and 
send thee away, that t-thou mayest go in peace: and t-the WOWD be with 
thee, as he hath b-been with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. 

2-20:14 And t-thou shawt nyot onwy whiwe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I wive s-shew m-me t-the k-kindnyess of 
t-the WOWD, that I die nyot: 2-20:15 But awso t-thou shawt nyot cut off thy 
k-kindnyess fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: nyo, nyot when t-the WOWD hath cut off 
t-the enyemies of David {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom t-the f-face of t-the eawth. 

20:16 S-So Jonyathan m-made a c-covenyant with t-the house of D-David, s-saying, Wet 
t-the WOWD even wequiwe it a-at t-the hand of David's enyemies. 

2-20:17 And Jonyathan caused David to sweaw again, because he woved him: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he woved him as he woved his own souw. 

20:18 T-Then Jonyathan said to D-David, To mowwow is t-the nyew m-moon: and t-thou 
shawt be missed, because thy seat wiww be empty. 

2-20:19 And when t-thou hast stayed thwee days, t-then t-thou shawt go down 
quickwy, and come to t-the pwace whewe t-thou didst hide t-thysewf when t-the 
businyess w-was in hand, and shawt wemain by t-the stonye Ezew. 

20:20 And I wiww shoot thwee awwows on t-the side t-theweof, as t-though I 
shot a-at a mawk. 

20:21 And, b-behowd, I wiww send a wad, s-saying, Go, f-find out t-the ^.^ a-awwows. 
If I expwesswy say u-unto t-the wad, Behowd, t-the awwows awe on this side 
of thee, o(>ω<)o t-take t-them; t-then come thou: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is peace to thee, and nyo 
h-huwt; as t-the WOWD w-wiveth. 

2-20:22 But if I say thus u-unto t-the young ^.^ m-man, Behowd, t-the awwows awe 
beyond thee; go thy w-way: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath sent thee away. 

20:23 And as touching t-the mattew which t-thou and I have spoken of, 
b-behowd, t-the WOWD be b-between thee and m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

20:24 S-So David hid himsewf in t-the fiewd: and when t-the nyew moon w-was 
come, t-the king sat him down to e-eat meat. 

20:25 And t-the king sat upon his s-seat, as a-at othew times, even upon a 
seat by t-the w-waww: and Jonyathan a-awose, and ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew sat by Sauw's side, 
and David's pwace w-was empty. 

20:26 Nyevewthewess Sauw spake nyot any t-thing that day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he t-thought, 
S-Something hath ^w^ b-befawwen him, he is nyot cwean; suwewy he is nyot cwean. 

2-20:27 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, which w-was t-the second day of 
t-the m-month, that David's pwace w-was empty: and Sauw said u-unto Jonyathan 
his son, Whewefowe cometh nyot t-the son of Jesse to m-meat, nyeithew 
;;w;; y-yestewday, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to day? 20:28 And Jonyathan answewed Sauw, David 
eawnyestwy asked weave of m-me to go to Bethwehem: 20:29 And he said, Wet 
m-me go, I p-pway thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw f-famiwy hath a sacwifice in t-the c-city; and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, he hath commanded m-me to be thewe: and n-nyow, if I have f-found 
favouw in thinye eyes, wet m-me get away, I p-pway thee, and s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bwethwen. Thewefowe he cometh nyot u-unto t-the king's tabwe. 

20:30 T-Then Sauw's angew w-was kindwed against Jonyathan, and he said u-unto 
him, T-Thou son of t-the pewvewse webewwious woman, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot I knyow that 
t-thou hast chosen t-the son of Jesse to thinye own (O.O) *hugs tightly* c-confusion, and u-unto t-the 
confusion of thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyakednyess? 2-20:31 Fow as wong as t-the son of 
Jesse wiveth upon t-the g-gwound, t-thou shawt nyot be estabwished, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy 
(´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. Whewefowe nyow send and fetch him u-unto me, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww suwewy 
die. 

20:32 And Jonyathan answewed Sauw his fathew, and said u-unto him, 
Whewefowe shaww he be s-swain? what hath he donye? 20:33 And Sauw cast a 
javewin a-at him to smite him: wheweby Jonyathan knyew that it w-was 
detewminyed of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway David. 

2-20:34 S-So Jonyathan awose fwom t-the tabwe in fiewce angew, and did e-eat nyo 
meat t-the second day of t-the (o_O) m-month: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was g-gwieved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow D-David, 
because his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had donye him shame. 

20:35 And it came to pass in t-the m-mownying, that Jonyathan went out into 
t-the fiewd a-at t-the time appointed with D-David, and a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe wad with h-him. 

20:36 And he said u-unto his wad, W-Wun, f-find out nyow t-the awwows which I 
shoot. And as t-the wad wan, he shot an awwow beyond h-him. 

20:37 And when t-the wad w-was come to t-the pwace of t-the awwow which 
Jonyathan h-had shot, Jonyathan cwied aftew t-the wad, and said, Is nyot t-the 
awwow beyond thee? 20:38 And Jonyathan cwied aftew t-the wad, Make 
speed, haste, stay n-nyot. And Jonyathan's wad gathewed up t-the a-awwows, and 
came to his mastew. 

20:39 But t-the wad knyew nyot any thing: onwy Jonyathan and David knyew t-the 
mattew. 

(*^.^*) 2-20:40 And Jonyathan gave his a-awtiwwewy u-unto his wad, and said u-unto him, 
Go, cawwy t-them to t-the city. 

20:41 And as soon as t-the wad w-was gonye, David awose out of a pwace 
towawd t-the south, and feww on his f-face to t-the g-gwound, and b-bowed 
himsewf thwee times: and they kissed onye anyothew, and wept onye with 
anyothew, untiw David exceeded. 

20:42 And Jonyathan said to D-David, Go in p-peace, fowasmuch as we have 
swown both of us in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, s-saying, The WOWD be b-between 
m-me and thee, and b-between o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my seed and thy seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. And he awose 
and d-depawted: and Jonyathan went into t-the city. 

21:1 T-Then came David to N-Nyob to Ahimewech t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and Ahimewech w-was 
afwaid a-at t-the meeting of D-David, and said u-unto him, Why awt t-thou awonye, 
and nyo man with thee? 21:2 And David said u-unto Ahimewech t-the pwiest, 
The king hath commanded m-me a businyess, and hath said u-unto me, Wet nyo 
man knyow any t-thing of t-the businyess wheweabout I send thee, and what I 
have commanded t-thee: and I have appointed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to such and such 
a pwace. 

21:3 Nyow thewefowe what is undew thinye hand? g-give m-me five woaves of 
bwead in minye hand, ow what (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is pwesent. 

21:4 And t-the pwiest answewed D-David, and said, Thewe is nyo common bwead 
undew minye hand, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is hawwowed bwead; if t-the young men have 
kept themsewves a-at weast fwom w-women. 

21:5 And David answewed t-the pwiest, and said u-unto him, O-Of a twuth 
w-women have b-been kept fwom us about these thwee days, since I came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, 
and t-the vessews of t-the young men awe howy, and t-the bwead is in a 
m-mannyew common, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-though it wewe sanctified this day in t-the vessew. 

2-21:6 S-So t-the pwiest gave him hawwowed bwead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bwead 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe but t-the shewbwead, that w-was taken fwom befowe t-the WOWD, to put 
hot bwead in t-the day when it w-was taken away. 

21:7 Nyow a c-cewtain man of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Sauw w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe that day, 
detainyed befowe t-the WOWD; and his nyame w-was Doeg, an Edomite, t-the 
chiefest of t-the (・_・ヾ *hugs tightly* h-hewdmen that bewonged to Sauw. 

21:8 And David said u-unto Ahimewech, And is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot hewe undew thinye 
hand speaw ow swowd? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyeithew b-bwought o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
weapons with me, because t-the king's businyess wequiwed haste. 

21:9 And t-the pwiest said, The s-swowd of Gowiath t-the Phiwistinye, whom 
t-thou swewest in t-the vawwey of Ewah, b-behowd, it is hewe wwapped in a 
cwoth behind t-the ephod: if t-thou wiwt o(>ω<)o t-take that, o(>ω<)o t-take i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyo othew s-save that hewe. And David said, Thewe is nyonye w-wike that; g-give 
it me. 

21:10 And David awose and fwed that day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of Sauw, and went to 
A-Achish t-the king of Gath. 

21:11 And t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of A-Achish said u-unto him, Is nyot this David t-the 
king of t-the w-wand? did they nyot sing onye to anyothew of him in dances, 
s-saying, Sauw hath s-swain his t-thousands, and David his t-ten thousands? 
21:12 And David w-waid up these w-wowds in his heawt, and w-was sowe afwaid 
of A-Achish t-the king of Gath. 

2-21:13 And he changed his behaviouw befowe t-them, and feignyed himsewf 
mad in theiw hands, and scwabbwed on t-the doows of t-the gate, and wet 
his spittwe faww down upon his (❤ω❤) b-beawd. 

21:14 T-Then said A-Achish u-unto his sewvants, Wo, ye s-see t-the man is mad: 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then have ye b-bwought him to m-me? 2-21:15 H-Have I nyeed of mad 
men, that ye have b-bwought this f-fewwow to pway t-the mad man in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pwesence? shaww this f-fewwow come into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house? 22:1 David thewefowe 
depawted thence, and escaped to t-the c-cave Aduwwam: and when his 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fathew's house heawd it, they went down thithew 
to h-him. 

2-22:2 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that w-was in distwess, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that w-was in 
debt, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that w-was d-discontented, gathewed themsewves u-unto 
h-him; and he became a c-captain o-ovew (=`ω´=) t-them: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe with him about 
fouw hundwed m-men. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And David went (o´∀`o) t-thence to Mizpeh of M-Moab: and he said u-unto t-the 
king of M-Moab, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, I p-pway thee, come fowth, 
and be with y-you, tiww I knyow what God wiww (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

22:4 And he b-bwought t-them befowe t-the king of M-Moab: and they d-dwewt with 
him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the whiwe that David w-was in t-the howd. 

2-22:5 And t-the pwophet Gad said u-unto D-David, Abide nyot in t-the howd; 
depawt, and get thee into t-the wand of J-Judah. T-Then David depawted, and 
came into t-the fowest of H-Haweth. 

22:6 When Sauw heawd that David w-was discovewed, and t-the men that wewe 
with him, (nyow Sauw abode in Gibeah undew a twee in (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, h-having his 
speaw in his hand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wewe standing about him;) 22:7 
T-Then Sauw said u-unto his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that s-stood about him, Heaw n-nyow, ye 
Benjamites; wiww t-the son of Jesse g-give {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you fiewds and 
vinyeyawds, and make you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww captains of t-thousands, and captains of 
hundweds; 22:8 That (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of you have conspiwed against me, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyonye that sheweth m-me that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son hath m-made a weague with t-the son of 
Jesse, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye of you that is sowwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, ow sheweth u-unto 
m-me that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son hath stiwwed up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant against me, to w-wie in wait, 
as a-at this day? 22:9 T-Then answewed Doeg t-the Edomite, which w-was s-set 
o-ovew t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Sauw, and said, I saw t-the son of Jesse coming to 
N-Nyob, to Ahimewech t-the son of Ahitub. 

22:10 And he enquiwed of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and gave him victuaws, and 
gave him t-the s-swowd of Gowiath t-the Phiwistinye. 

22:11 T-Then t-the king sent to caww Ahimewech t-the pwiest, t-the son of 
Ahitub, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fathew's h-house, t-the pwiests that wewe in Nyob: and 
they came (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them to t-the king. 

22:12 And Sauw said, Heaw n-nyow, t-thou son of Ahitub. And he answewed, 
Hewe I am, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. 

22:13 And Sauw said u-unto him, Why have ye conspiwed against me, t-thou 
and t-the son of Jesse, in that t-thou hast given him bwead, and a swowd, 
and hast enquiwed of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, that he shouwd (☆ω☆) w-wise against me, to 
w-wie in wait, as a-at this day? 22:14 T-Then Ahimewech answewed t-the king, 
and said, And who is so faithfuw among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants as D-David, 
which is t-the king's son in w-waw, and goeth a-at thy bidding, and is 
honyouwabwe in thinye house? 22:15 Did I t-then b-begin to enquiwe of God 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him? be it faw fwom me: wet nyot t-the king impute any t-thing u-unto his 
s-sewvant, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant knyew 
nyothing of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, w-wess ow mowe. 

22:16 And t-the king said, T-Thou shawt suwewy die, Ahimewech, thou, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy fathew's house. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 And t-the king said u-unto t-the footmen that s-stood about him, Tuwn, 
and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the pwiests of t-the WOWD: because theiw hand awso is with 
D-David, and because they knyew when he fwed, and did nyot s-shew it to me. 
But t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the king w-wouwd nyot put fowth theiw hand to faww 
upon t-the pwiests of t-the WOWD. 

22:18 And t-the king said to Doeg, T-Tuwn thou, and faww upon t-the pwiests. 
And Doeg t-the Edomite tuwnyed, and he feww upon t-the p-pwiests, and swew on 
that day fouwscowe and five p-pewsons that did ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw a winyen e-ephod. 

22:19 And N-Nyob, t-the city of t-the p-pwiests, smote he with t-the edge of t-the 
swowd, both men and (*°▽°*) w-women, chiwdwen and suckwings, and oxen, and 
asses, and sheep, with t-the edge of t-the swowd. 

22:20 And onye of t-the sons of Ahimewech t-the son of Ahitub, nyamed 
Abiathaw, escaped, and fwed aftew David. 

22:21 And Abiathaw shewed David that Sauw h-had s-swain t-the WOWD's 
pwiests. 

2-22:22 And David said u-unto Abiathaw, I knyew it that day, when Doeg t-the 
Edomite w-was thewe, that he w-wouwd suwewy teww Sauw: I have occasionyed 
t-the death of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pewsons of thy fathew's house. 

22:23 Abide t-thou with me, f-feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that seeketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife 
seeketh thy wife: but with m-me t-thou shawt be in safeguawd. 

23:1 T-Then they towd D-David, s-saying, Behowd, t-the Phiwistinyes fight 
against Keiwah, and they w-wob t-the t-thweshingfwoows. 

23:2 Thewefowe David enquiwed of t-the WOWD, s-saying, Shaww I go and 
smite these Phiwistinyes? And t-the WOWD said u-unto D-David, Go, and smite 
t-the Phiwistinyes, and s-save (=^･ｪ･^=) K-Keiwah. 

23:3 And David's men said u-unto him, Behowd, we be afwaid hewe in 
Judah: how m-much mowe t-then if we come to K-Keiwah against t-the awmies of 
t-the Phiwistinyes? 23:4 T-Then David enquiwed of t-the WOWD (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again. And 
t-the WOWD answewed him and said, Awise, go down to Keiwah; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww 
d-dewivew t-the Phiwistinyes into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

23:5 S-So David and his men went to Keiwah, and fought with t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and b-bwought away theiw cattwe, and smote t-them with a 
gweat s-swaughtew. S-So David saved t-the i-inhabitants of (=^･ｪ･^=) K-Keiwah. 

23:6 And it came to pass, when Abiathaw t-the son of Ahimewech fwed to 
David to Keiwah, that he came down with an e-ephod in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

2-23:7 And it w-was towd Sauw that David w-was come to (=^･ｪ･^=) K-Keiwah. And Sauw 
said, God hath dewivewed him into minye hand; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is s-shut in, by 
entewing into a t-town that hath gates and baws. 

2-23:8 And Sauw cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe togethew to waw, to go down to 
Keiwah, to (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege David and his m-men. 

23:9 And David knyew that Sauw secwetwy pwactised mischief against h-him; 
and he said to Abiathaw t-the pwiest, Bwing hithew t-the e-ephod. 

23:10 T-Then said D-David, O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, thy sewvant hath 
cewtainwy heawd that Sauw seeketh to come to Keiwah, to d-destwoy t-the 
city (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake. 

23:11 W-Wiww t-the men of K-Keiwah d-dewivew m-me up into his hand? wiww Sauw 
come down, as thy sewvant hath heawd? O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, I b-beseech 
thee, teww thy sewvant. And t-the WOWD said, He wiww come down. 

23:12 T-Then said D-David, W-Wiww t-the men of K-Keiwah d-dewivew m-me and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my men 
into t-the hand of Sauw? And t-the WOWD said, They wiww d-dewivew thee (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

2-23:13 T-Then David and his men, which wewe about six h-hundwed, awose and 
depawted out of Keiwah, and went whithewsoevew they couwd go. And it 
w-was towd Sauw that David w-was escaped fwom Keiwah; and he (≧◡≦) f-fowbawe to go 
f-fowth. 

23:14 And David abode in t-the wiwdewnyess in stwong howds, and wemainyed 
in a mountain in t-the wiwdewnyess of Z-Ziph. And Sauw sought him {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
day, but God dewivewed him nyot into his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

23:15 And David saw that Sauw w-was come out to seek his wife: and David 
w-was in t-the wiwdewnyess of Ziph in a wood. 

23:16 And Jonyathan Sauw's son a-awose, and went to David into t-the wood, 
and stwengthenyed his hand in God. 

23:17 And he said u-unto him, Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hand of Sauw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
shaww nyot f-find thee; and t-thou shawt be king o-ovew I-Iswaew, and I shaww 
be nyext u-unto thee; and that awso Sauw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew knyoweth. 

23:18 And they two m-made a c-covenyant befowe t-the WOWD: and David abode in 
t-the wood, and Jonyathan went to his house. 

23:19 T-Then came up t-the Ziphites to Sauw to Gibeah, s-saying, Doth nyot 
David hide himsewf with us in stwong howds in t-the wood, in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of 
H-Hachiwah, which is on t-the south of Jeshimon? 23:20 Nyow thewefowe, O-O 
king, come down a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-desiwe of thy souw to come down; 
and ouw pawt shaww be to d-dewivew him into t-the king's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 And Sauw said, Bwessed be ye of t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have compassion 
on me. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 Go, I p-pway y-you, p-pwepawe yet, and knyow and s-see his pwace whewe 
his haunt is, and who hath s-seen him thewe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is towd m-me that he 
deaweth vewy subtiwwy. 

23:23 See thewefowe, and o(>ω<)o t-take k-knyowwedge of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwking pwaces 
whewe he h-hideth himsewf, and come ye again to m-me with t-the cewtainty, 
and I wiww go with you: and it shaww come to pass, if he be in t-the 
wand, that I wiww s-seawch him out (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the thousands of 
J-Judah. 

23:24 And they a-awose, and went to Ziph befowe Sauw: but David and his 
men wewe in t-the wiwdewnyess of Maon, in t-the pwain on t-the south of 
Jeshimon. 

23:25 Sauw awso and his men went to seek h-him. And they towd (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he came down into a wock, and abode in t-the wiwdewnyess of 
Maon. And when Sauw heawd that, he puwsued aftew David in t-the 
wiwdewnyess of Maon. 

23:26 And Sauw went on this side of t-the mountain, and David and his 
men on that side of t-the mountain: and David m-made haste to get away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
f-feaw of Sauw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw and his men compassed David and his men (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about to o(>ω<)o t-take them. 

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a messengew u-unto Sauw, s-saying, H-Haste thee, and 
come; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Phiwistinyes have invaded t-the wand. 

23:28 Whewefowe Sauw wetuwnyed fwom puwsuing aftew D-David, and went 
against t-the Phiwistinyes: thewefowe they cawwed that pwace 
Sewahammahwekoth. 

23:29 And David went up fwom thence, and d-dwewt in stwong howds a-at 
Engedi. 

2-24:1 And it came to pass, when Sauw w-was wetuwnyed fwom fowwowing t-the 
Phiwistinyes, that it w-was towd him, s-saying, Behowd, David is in t-the 
wiwdewnyess of Engedi. 

24:2 T-Then Sauw took thwee t-thousand chosen men out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and 
went to seek David and his men upon t-the wocks of t-the wiwd goats. 

24:3 And he came to t-the sheepcotes by t-the way, whewe w-was a c-cave; and 
Sauw went in to covew his feet: and David and his men wemainyed in t-the 
s-sides of t-the cave. 

2-24:4 And t-the men of David said u-unto him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the day of which t-the 
WOWD said u-unto thee, Behowd, I wiww d-dewivew thinye enyemy into thinye 
hand, that t-thou mayest (^-^*)/ d-do to him as it shaww seem g-good u-unto thee. T-Then 
David a-awose, and cut off t-the skiwt of Sauw's w-wobe pwiviwy. 

24:5 And it came to pass a-aftewwawd, that David's heawt smote him, 
because he h-had cut off Sauw's s-skiwt. 

24:6 And he said u-unto his men, The WOWD fowbid that I shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this 
t-thing u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew, t-the WOWD's anyointed, to s-stwetch fowth minye hand 
against him, seeing he is t-the anyointed of t-the WOWD. 

24:7 S-So David stayed his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with these wowds, and suffewed t-them 
nyot to (☆ω☆) w-wise against Sauw. But Sauw w-wose up out of t-the cave, and went 
on his way. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 David awso awose a-aftewwawd, and went out of t-the cave, and cwied 
aftew Sauw, s-saying, My wowd t-the king. And when Sauw wooked behind him, 
David stooped with his f-face to t-the eawth, and b-bowed himsewf. 

24:9 And David said to Sauw, Whewefowe heawest t-thou men's wowds, 
s-saying, Behowd, David seeketh thy huwt? 24:10 Behowd, this day thinye 
eyes have s-seen how that t-the WOWD h-had dewivewed thee to day into minye 
hand in t-the c-cave: and s-some bade m-me kiww t-thee: but minye eye spawed 
thee; and I said, I wiww nyot put fowth minye hand against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
he is t-the WOWD's anyointed. 

24:11 Moweovew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, see, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, s-see t-the skiwt of thy w-wobe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in that I cut off t-the skiwt of thy w-wobe, and kiwwed thee 
nyot, knyow t-thou and s-see that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyeithew eviw (=`ω´=) n-nyow twansgwession in 
minye hand, and I have nyot sinnyed against thee; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou h-huntest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
souw to o(>ω<)o t-take it. 

24:12 The WOWD j-judge b-between m-me and thee, and t-the WOWD avenge m-me of 
t-thee: but minye hand shaww nyot be upon thee. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 As saith t-the pwovewb of t-the ancients, Wickednyess p-pwoceedeth fwom 
t-the wicked: but minye hand shaww nyot be upon thee. 

24:14 Aftew whom is t-the king of Iswaew come out? aftew whom d-dost t-thou 
puwsue? aftew a dead dog, aftew a fwea. 

24:15 The WOWD thewefowe be judge, and j-judge b-between m-me and thee, and 
see, and pwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause, and d-dewivew m-me out of thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

24:16 And it came to pass, when David h-had m-made an end of speaking 
these w-wowds u-unto Sauw, that Sauw said, Is this thy voice, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son 
David? And Sauw w-wifted up his voice, and wept. 

24:17 And he said to D-David, T-Thou awt mowe wighteous than I-I: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou 
hast wewawded m-me g-good, w-wheweas I have wewawded thee \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

24:18 And t-thou hast shewed this day how that t-thou hast d-deawt w-weww with 
me: fowasmuch as when t-the WOWD h-had dewivewed m-me into thinye hand, t-thou 
kiwwedst m-me n-nyot. 

24:19 Fow if a man f-find his enyemy, wiww he wet him go w-weww away? 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-the WOWD wewawd thee g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that t-thou hast donye u-unto m-me 
this d-day. 

24:20 And n-nyow, b-behowd, I knyow w-weww that t-thou shawt suwewy be king, and 
that t-the kingdom of Iswaew shaww be estabwished in thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

24:21 Sweaw nyow thewefowe u-unto m-me by t-the WOWD, that t-thou wiwt nyot cut 
off o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my seed aftew me, and that t-thou wiwt nyot d-destwoy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fathew's house. 

2-24:22 And David swawe u-unto Sauw. And Sauw went home; but David and his 
men gat t-them up u-unto t-the howd. 

2-25:1 And S-Samuew died; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Iswaewites wewe gathewed togethew, 
and wamented him, and buwied him in his house a-at (=^‥^=) W-Wamah. And David 
a-awose, and went down to t-the wiwdewnyess of Pawan. 

25:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man in Maon, whose possessions wewe in Cawmew; 
and t-the man w-was vewy g-gweat, and he h-had thwee t-thousand sheep, and a 
t-thousand g-goats: and he w-was sheawing his sheep in Cawmew. 

25:3 Nyow t-the nyame of t-the man w-was Nyabaw; and t-the nyame of his wife 
Abigaiw: and she w-was a woman of g-good u-undewstanding, and of a beautifuw 
countenyance: but t-the man w-was c-chuwwish and eviw in his doings; and he 
w-was of t-the house of C-Caweb. 

25:4 And David heawd in t-the wiwdewnyess that Nyabaw did sheaw his sheep. 

25:5 And David sent out t-ten young men, and David said u-unto t-the young 
men, Get you up to Cawmew, and go to N-Nyabaw, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* g-gweet him in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: 
(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And thus shaww ye say to him that wiveth in pwospewity, Peace be 
both to thee, and peace be to thinye h-house, and peace be u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
t-thou hast. 

25:7 And nyow I have heawd that t-thou hast >_> s-sheawews: nyow thy shephewds 
which wewe with u-us, we (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-them nyot, nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe ought missing 
u-unto t-them, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the whiwe they wewe in Cawmew. 

25:8 Ask thy young men, and they wiww s-shew thee. Whewefowe wet t-the 
young men f-find favouw in thinye eyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we come in a g-good day: give, 
I p-pway thee, whatsoevew cometh to thinye hand u-unto thy sewvants, and to 
thy son David. 

25:9 And when David's young men came, they spake to Nyabaw a-accowding to 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those w-wowds in t-the nyame of D-David, and ceased. 

25:10 And Nyabaw answewed David's sewvants, and said, Who is David? and 
who is t-the son of Jesse? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be many (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants nyow a days that bweak 
away {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom his mastew. 

25:11 Shaww I t-then o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my watew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh that I 
have kiwwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheawews, and g-give it u-unto men, whom I knyow nyot 
whence they be? 25:12 S-So David's young men (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw way, and went 
again, and came and towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those sayings. 

25:13 And David said u-unto his men, Giwd ye on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his swowd. And 
they giwded on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his swowd; and David awso giwded on his 
(--_--) s-swowd: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went up aftew David about fouw hundwed men; and two 
hundwed abode by t-the stuff. 

25:14 But onye of t-the young men towd Abigaiw, Nyabaw's wife, s-saying, 
Behowd, David sent m-messengews out of t-the wiwdewnyess to sawute ouw 
m-mastew; and he waiwed on them. 

25:15 But t-the men wewe vewy g-good u-unto u-us, and we wewe nyot huwt, 
nyeithew missed we any thing, as wong as we wewe convewsant with t-them, 
when we wewe in t-the f-fiewds: 25:16 They wewe a waww u-unto us both by 
nyight and day, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the whiwe we wewe with t-them keeping t-the sheep. 

2-25:17 Nyow thewefowe knyow and considew what t-thou wiwt do; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw is 
detewminyed against ouw mastew, and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his househowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
is such a son of Bewiaw, that a man c-cannyot speak to h-him. 

25:18 T-Then Abigaiw m-made haste, and took two hundwed woaves, and two 
bottwes of winye, and five sheep weady dwessed, and five measuwes of 
pawched cown, and an hundwed cwustews of w-waisins, and two hundwed 
c-cakes of f-figs, and w-waid t-them on a-asses. 

25:19 And she said u-unto hew sewvants, Go on befowe m-me; b-behowd, I come 
aftew you. But she towd nyot hew h-husband Nyabaw. 

25:20 And it w-was so, as she w-wode on t-the ass, that she came down by t-the 
covewt on t-the h-hiww, and, b-behowd, David and his men came down against 
hew; and she met them. 

25:21 Nyow David h-had said, S-Suwewy in vain have I kept (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that this 
f-fewwow hath in t-the wiwdewnyess, so that nyothing w-was missed of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
p-pewtainyed u-unto him: and he hath w-wequited m-me eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good. 

25:22 S-So and mowe awso (^-^*)/ d-do God u-unto t-the enyemies of D-David, if I weave of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that pewtain to him by t-the mownying wight any that p-pisseth against 
t-the waww. 

25:23 And when Abigaiw saw D-David, she hasted, and wighted off t-the ass, 
and feww befowe David on hew face, and b-bowed hewsewf to t-the g-gwound, 
2-25:24 And feww a-at his feet, and said, Upon me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, upon m-me wet 
this i-inyiquity be: and wet thinye h-handmaid, I p-pway thee, speak in thinye 
audience, and h-heaw t-the w-wowds of thinye handmaid. 

25:25 Wet nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, I p-pway thee, w-wegawd this man of Bewiaw, even 
Nyabaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as his nyame is, so is h-he; Nyabaw is his nyame, and fowwy is 
with him: but I thinye handmaid saw nyot t-the young men of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, whom 
t-thou didst send. 

25:26 Nyow thewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, and as thy souw 
w-wiveth, seeing t-the WOWD hath withhowden thee fwom coming to shed 
bwood, and fwom avenging t-thysewf with thinye own hand, nyow wet thinye 
>_> e-enyemies, and they that seek eviw to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, be as Nyabaw. 

25:27 And nyow this bwessing which thinye handmaid hath b-bwought u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowd, wet it even be given u-unto t-the young men that fowwow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. 

25:28 I p-pway thee, fowgive t-the twespass of thinye h-handmaid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD wiww cewtainwy make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd a suwe h-house; because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd 
fighteth t-the battwes of t-the WOWD, and eviw hath nyot b-been f-found in thee 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy days. 

2-25:29 Y-Yet a man is wisen to puwsue thee, and to seek thy souw: but t-the 
souw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd shaww be b-bound in t-the bundwe of wife with t-the WOWD thy 
God; and t-the s-souws of thinye >_> e-enyemies, t-them shaww he swing (* ^ ω ^) o-out, as out 
of t-the middwe of a swing. 

2-25:30 And it shaww come to pass, when t-the WOWD shaww have donye to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowd a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-good that he hath spoken c-concewnying thee, 
and shaww have appointed thee wuwew o-ovew I-Iswaew; 25:31 That this shaww 
be nyo gwief u-unto thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow offence of heawt u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, eithew that 
t-thou hast shed ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood causewess, ow that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd hath a-avenged himsewf: 
but when t-the WOWD shaww have d-deawt w-weww with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, t-then (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew 
thinye handmaid. 

25:32 And David said to Abigaiw, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, 
which sent thee this day to meet me: 25:33 And bwessed be thy advice, 
and bwessed be thou, which hast kept m-me this day fwom coming to shed 
bwood, and fwom avenging mysewf with minye own ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

25:34 Fow in vewy deed, as t-the WOWD God of Iswaew w-wiveth, which hath 
kept m-me back fwom huwting thee, except t-thou hadst hasted and come to 
meet me, suwewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe h-had nyot b-been weft u-unto Nyabaw by t-the mownying 
wight any that p-pisseth against t-the waww. 

25:35 S-So David weceived of hew hand that which she h-had b-bwought him, 
and said u-unto hew, Go up in peace to thinye h-house; see, I have 
heawkenyed to thy voice, and have accepted thy pewson. 

25:36 And Abigaiw came to Nyabaw; and, b-behowd, he hewd a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast in his 
h-house, w-wike t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of a king; and Nyabaw's heawt w-was mewwy within 
him, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was vewy dwunken: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe she towd him nyothing, w-wess ow 
m-mowe, untiw t-the mownying wight. 

25:37 But it came to pass in t-the m-mownying, when t-the winye w-was gonye out 
of N-Nyabaw, and his wife h-had towd him these things, that his heawt died 
within him, and he became as a stonye. 

25:38 And it came to pass about t-ten days aftew, that t-the WOWD smote 
N-Nyabaw, that he died. 

25:39 And when David heawd that Nyabaw w-was dead, he said, Bwessed be 
t-the WOWD, that hath (＃￣ω￣) p-pweaded t-the c-cause of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach fwom t-the hand of 
N-Nyabaw, and hath kept his sewvant fwom eviw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath wetuwnyed 
t-the w-wickednyess of Nyabaw upon his own head. And David sent and communyed 
with Abigaiw, to o(>ω<)o t-take hew to him to wife. 

25:40 And when t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David wewe come to Abigaiw to Cawmew, 
they spake u-unto hew, s-saying, David sent us u-unto thee, to o(>ω<)o t-take thee to 
him to wife. 

25:41 And she a-awose, and b-bowed hewsewf on hew f-face to t-the eawth, and 
said, Behowd, wet thinye handmaid be a sewvant to w-wash t-the feet of t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. 

25:42 And Abigaiw hasted, and awose and w-wode upon an ass, with five 
d-damsews of h-hews that went aftew hew; and she went aftew t-the m-messengews 
of D-David, and became his wife. 

(✧∀✧)/ 2-25:43 David awso took Ahinyoam of Jezweew; and they wewe awso both of 
t-them his (^-^*)/ w-wives. 

2-25:44 But Sauw h-had given Michaw his d-daughtew, David's wife, to Phawti 
t-the son of Waish, which w-was of Gawwim. 

26:1 And t-the Ziphites came u-unto Sauw to Gibeah, s-saying, Doth nyot David 
hide himsewf in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of H-Hachiwah, which is befowe Jeshimon? 26:2 
T-Then Sauw a-awose, and went down to t-the wiwdewnyess of Z-Ziph, h-having thwee 
t-thousand chosen men of Iswaew with him, to seek David in t-the 
wiwdewnyess of Z-Ziph. 

26:3 And Sauw (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of H-Hachiwah, which is befowe 
J-Jeshimon, by t-the way. But David abode in t-the wiwdewnyess, and he saw 
that Sauw came aftew him into t-the wiwdewnyess. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:4 David thewefowe sent out spies, and undewstood that Sauw w-was come 
in vewy d-deed. 

26:5 And David a-awose, and came to t-the pwace whewe Sauw h-had pitched: 
and David behewd t-the pwace whewe Sauw way, and ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of N-Nyew, 
t-the c-captain of his h-host: and Sauw way in t-the twench, and t-the peopwe 
(✯◡✯) p-pitched (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about h-him. 

26:6 T-Then answewed David and said to Ahimewech t-the Hittite, and to 
Abishai t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, b-bwothew to ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, s-saying, Who wiww go down 
with m-me to Sauw to t-the camp? And Abishai said, I wiww go down with 
thee. 

26:7 S-So David and Abishai came to t-the peopwe by nyight: and, b-behowd, 
Sauw way s-sweeping within t-the twench, and his speaw stuck in t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound 
a-at his (＃￣ω￣) b-bowstew: but ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew and t-the peopwe way (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about h-him. 

26:8 T-Then said Abishai to D-David, God hath dewivewed thinye enyemy into 
thinye hand this day: nyow thewefowe wet m-me smite him, I p-pway thee, with 
t-the speaw even to t-the eawth a-at once, and I wiww nyot smite him t-the 
second ^w^ t-time. 

26:9 And David said to Abishai, D-Destwoy him nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who c-can s-stwetch 
fowth his hand against t-the WOWD's anyointed, and be guiwtwess? 26:10 
David said fuwthewmowe, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, t-the WOWD shaww smite h-him; 
ow his day shaww come to die; ow he shaww descend into battwe, and 
pewish. 

2-26:11 The WOWD fowbid that I shouwd s-stwetch fowth minye hand against 
t-the WOWD's anyointed: but, I p-pway thee, o(>ω<)o t-take t-thou nyow t-the speaw that is 
a-at his bowstew, and t-the cwuse of watew, and wet us go. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 S-So David took t-the speaw and t-the cwuse of w-watew fwom Sauw's 
b-bowstew; and they gat t-them away, and nyo man saw it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow knyew it, 
nyeithew awaked: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww asweep; because a (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep fwom 
t-the WOWD w-was f-fawwen upon them. 

26:13 T-Then David went o-ovew to t-the othew side, and s-stood on t-the top of 
an (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww afaw off; a gweat space being b-between (=`ω´=) t-them: 26:14 And David 
cwied to t-the p-peopwe, and to ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of N-Nyew, s-saying, Answewest 
t-thou nyot, Abnyew? T-Then ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew answewed and said, Who awt t-thou that 
cwiest to t-the king? 26:15 And David said to A-Abnyew, Awt nyot t-thou a 
v-vawiant man? and who is w-wike to thee in I-Iswaew? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then hast 
t-thou nyot kept thy wowd t-the king? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came onye of t-the peopwe in 
to d-destwoy t-the king thy w-wowd. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:16 This t-thing is nyot g-good that t-thou hast donye. As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, 
ye awe wowthy to die, because ye have nyot kept youw mastew, t-the WOWD's 
anyointed. 

And nyow s-see whewe t-the king's speaw is, and t-the cwuse of w-watew that w-was 
a-at his bowstew. 

26:17 And Sauw knyew David's voice, and said, Is this thy voice, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son 
David? And David said, I-It is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king. 

26:18 And he said, Whewefowe doth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd thus puwsue aftew his 
sewvant? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what have I donye? ow what eviw is in minye hand? 26:19 
Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king h-heaw t-the w-wowds of his 
sewvant. If t-the WOWD have stiwwed thee up against me, wet him a-accept 
an o-offewing: but if they be t-the chiwdwen of men, cuwsed be they befowe 
t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have dwiven m-me out this day fwom (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding in t-the 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the WOWD, s-saying, Go, sewve othew gods. 

26:20 Nyow thewefowe, wet nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood faww to t-the eawth befowe t-the 
f-face of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of Iswaew is come out to seek a f-fwea, 
as when onye doth hunt a pawtwidge in t-the mountains. 

26:21 T-Then said Sauw, I have sinnyed: wetuwn, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son David: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww 
nyo mowe (^-^*)/ d-do thee hawm, because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw w-was (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious in thinye eyes this 
day: b-behowd, I have pwayed t-the foow, and have ewwed exceedingwy. 

26:22 And David answewed and said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the king's s-speaw! and wet 
onye of t-the young men come o-ovew and fetch it. 

26:23 The WOWD w-wendew to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his wighteousnyess and his 
faithfuwnyess; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD dewivewed thee into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand to day, but I 
w-wouwd nyot s-stwetch fowth minye hand against t-the WOWD's anyointed. 

2-26:24 And, b-behowd, as thy wife w-was m-much s-set by this day in minye eyes, 
so wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife be m-much s-set by in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, and wet him 
d-dewivew m-me out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twibuwation. 

2-26:25 T-Then Sauw said to D-David, Bwessed be thou, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son David: t-thou 
shawt both (^-^*)/ d-do gweat things, and awso shawt stiww pwevaiw. S-So David 
went on his way, and Sauw wetuwnyed to his pwace. 

2-27:1 And David said in his heawt, I shaww nyow pewish onye day by t-the 
hand of Sauw: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me than that I shouwd 
s-speediwy escape into t-the wand of t-the Phiwistinyes; and Sauw shaww 
despaiw of me, to seek m-me any mowe in any coast of Iswaew: so shaww I 
escape out of his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

27:2 And David a-awose, and he passed o-ovew with t-the six hundwed men that 
wewe with him u-unto A-Achish, t-the son of Maoch, king of Gath. 

27:3 And David d-dwewt with A-Achish a-at Gath, he and his men, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
with his h-househowd, even David with his two wives, Ahinyoam t-the 
Jezweewitess, and Abigaiw t-the Cawmewitess, Nyabaw's wife. 

27:4 And it w-was towd Sauw that David w-was fwed to Gath: and he sought 
nyo mowe again (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

27:5 And David said u-unto A-Achish, If I have nyow f-found gwace in thinye 
eyes, wet t-them g-give m-me a pwace in s-some t-town in t-the countwy, that I may 
dweww thewe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why shouwd thy sewvant dweww in t-the woyaw city with 
thee? 2-27:6 T-Then A-Achish gave him Z-Zikwag that day: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe Z-Zikwag 
p-pewtainyeth u-unto t-the kings of Judah u-unto this d-day. 

2-27:7 And t-the time that David d-dwewt in t-the c-countwy of t-the Phiwistinyes 
w-was a f-fuww yeaw and fouw months. 

27:8 And David and his men went up, and invaded t-the Geshuwites, and 
t-the Gezwites, and t-the Amawekites: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow those nyations wewe of o-owd t-the 
i-inhabitants of t-the wand, as t-thou goest to Shuw, even u-unto t-the wand of 
Egypt. 

27:9 And David smote t-the wand, and weft nyeithew man (=`ω´=) n-nyow woman awive, 
and took away t-the sheep, and t-the oxen, and t-the asses, and t-the camews, 
and t-the appawew, and wetuwnyed, and came to A-Achish. 

27:10 And A-Achish said, Whithew have ye m-made a woad to day? And David 
said, Against t-the south of Judah, and against t-the south of t-the 
Jewahmeewites, and against t-the south of t-the Kenyites. 

27:11 And David saved nyeithew man (=`ω´=) n-nyow woman awive, to bwing tidings to 
Gath, s-saying, West they shouwd teww on u-us, s-saying, S-So did D-David, and 
so wiww be his m-mannyew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the whiwe he d-dwewweth in t-the c-countwy of t-the 
Phiwistinyes. 

2-27:12 And A-Achish bewieved D-David, s-saying, He hath m-made his peopwe 
Iswaew u-uttewwy to abhow h-him; thewefowe he shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

2-28:1 And it came to pass in those days, that t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed 
theiw awmies togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wawfawe, to fight with Iswaew. And A-Achish 
said u-unto D-David, K-Knyow t-thou assuwedwy, that t-thou shawt go out with m-me 
to battwe, t-thou and thy m-men. 

2-28:2 And David said to A-Achish, S-Suwewy t-thou shawt knyow what thy sewvant 
c-can do. And A-Achish said to D-David, Thewefowe wiww I make thee (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of 
minye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 Nyow S-Samuew w-was dead, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew h-had wamented him, and buwied 
him in (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, even in his own city. And Sauw h-had put away those that 
h-had famiwiaw s-spiwits, and t-the wizawds, out of t-the wand. 

^-^ 2-28:4 And t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed themsewves togethew, and came and 
(✯◡✯) p-pitched in S-Shunyem: and Sauw gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew togethew, and they 
(✯◡✯) p-pitched in Giwboa. 

2-28:5 And when Sauw saw t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes, he w-was afwaid, and 
his heawt gweatwy {{ (>_<) }} t-twembwed. 

28:6 And when Sauw enquiwed of t-the WOWD, t-the WOWD answewed him nyot, 
nyeithew by dweams, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by Uwim, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by pwophets. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 T-Then said Sauw u-unto his sewvants, S-Seek m-me a woman that hath a 
famiwiaw spiwit, that I may go to hew, and enquiwe of hew. And his 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said to him, Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a woman that hath a famiwiaw 
spiwit a-at (o･ω･o) E-Endow. 

(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And Sauw disguised himsewf, and put on othew waiment, and he 
went, and two men with him, and they came to t-the woman by nyight: and 
he said, I p-pway thee, divinye u-unto m-me by t-the famiwiaw spiwit, and bwing 
m-me him up, whom I shaww nyame u-unto thee. 

28:9 And t-the woman said u-unto him, Behowd, t-thou k-knyowest what Sauw hath 
donye, how he hath cut off those that have famiwiaw s-spiwits, and t-the 
wizawds, out of t-the wand: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then w-wayest t-thou a snyawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
w-wife, to c-cause m-me to die? 28:10 And Sauw swawe to hew by t-the WOWD, 
s-saying, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo punyishment happen to thee 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this thing. 

28:11 T-Then said t-the woman, Whom shaww I bwing up u-unto thee? And he 
said, Bwing m-me up Samuew. 

2-28:12 And when t-the woman saw Samuew, she cwied with a w-woud voice: and 
t-the woman spake to Sauw, s-saying, Why hast t-thou d-deceived m-me? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou 
awt Sauw. 

(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And t-the king said u-unto hew, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what sawest thou? 
And t-the woman said u-unto Sauw, I saw gods ascending out of t-the eawth. 

28:14 And he said u-unto hew, What f-fowm is he of? And she said, An o-owd 
man cometh up; and he is covewed with a mantwe. And Sauw pewceived 
that it w-was Samuew, and he stooped with his f-face to t-the g-gwound, and 
b-bowed himsewf. 

2-28:15 And S-Samuew said to Sauw, Why hast t-thou d-disquieted me, to bwing 
m-me u-up? And Sauw answewed, I am sowe distwessed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Phiwistinyes 
make waw against me, and God is depawted fwom me, and answeweth m-me nyo 
m-mowe, nyeithew by pwophets, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by dweams: thewefowe I have cawwed 
thee, that t-thou mayest make knyown u-unto m-me what I shaww do. 

28:16 T-Then said Samuew, Whewefowe t-then d-dost t-thou ask of me, seeing t-the 
WOWD is depawted fwom thee, and is become thinye e-enyemy? 28:17 And t-the 
WOWD hath donye to him, as he spake by me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath went t-the 
kingdom out of thinye hand, and given it to thy nyeighbouw, even to 
David: 28:18 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou obeyedst nyot t-the voice of t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
executedst his fiewce wwath upon Amawek, thewefowe hath t-the WOWD donye 
this t-thing u-unto thee this d-day. 

28:19 Moweovew t-the WOWD wiww awso d-dewivew Iswaew with thee into t-the 
hand of t-the Phiwistinyes: and to mowwow shawt t-thou and thy sons be with 
me: t-the WOWD awso shaww d-dewivew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Iswaew into t-the hand of 
t-the Phiwistinyes. 

28:20 T-Then Sauw feww stwaightway (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awong on t-the eawth, and w-was sowe 
afwaid, because of t-the w-wowds of Samuew: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo stwength in 
h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had eaten nyo bwead (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight. 

2-28:21 And t-the woman came u-unto Sauw, and saw that he w-was sowe twoubwed, 
and said u-unto him, Behowd, thinye handmaid hath obeyed thy voice, and I 
have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, and have heawkenyed u-unto thy w-wowds which 
t-thou s-spakest u-unto me. 

2-28:22 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, heawken t-thou awso u-unto t-the voice of 
thinye h-handmaid, and wet m-me s-set a m-mowsew of bwead befowe thee; and eat, 
that t-thou mayest have stwength, when t-thou goest on thy way. 

28:23 But he w-wefused, and said, I wiww nyot eat. But his sewvants, 
togethew with t-the woman, compewwed h-him; and he heawkenyed u-unto theiw 
voice. S-So he awose fwom t-the eawth, and sat upon t-the bed. 

28:24 And t-the woman h-had a fat cawf in t-the h-house; and she hasted, and 
kiwwed it, and took fwouw, and knyeaded it, and did ;;w;; b-bake unweavenyed 
bwead theweof: 28:25 And she b-bwought it befowe Sauw, and befowe his 
sewvants; and they did eat. T-Then they w-wose up, and went away that 
nyight. 

2-29:1 Nyow t-the Phiwistinyes gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw awmies to Aphek: 
and t-the Iswaewites (✯◡✯) p-pitched by a fountain which is in Jezweew. 

29:2 And t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes passed on by h-hundweds, and by 
thousands: but David and his men passed on in t-the wewewawd with 
A-Achish. 

29:3 T-Then said t-the pwinces of t-the Phiwistinyes, What (^-^*)/ d-do these Hebwews 
hewe? And A-Achish said u-unto t-the pwinces of t-the Phiwistinyes, Is nyot 
this D-David, t-the sewvant of Sauw t-the king of I-Iswaew, which hath b-been 
with m-me these days, ow these yeaws, and I have f-found nyo fauwt in him 
since he feww u-unto m-me u-unto this day? (*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 And t-the pwinces of t-the 
Phiwistinyes wewe wwoth with h-him; and t-the pwinces of t-the Phiwistinyes 
said u-unto him, Make this f-fewwow wetuwn, that he may go again to his 
pwace which t-thou hast appointed him, and wet him nyot go down with us 
to battwe, west in t-the battwe he be an a-advewsawy to us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whewewith 
shouwd he weconciwe himsewf u-unto his mastew? shouwd it nyot be with t-the 
heads of these men? 29:5 Is nyot this D-David, of whom they sang onye to 
anyothew in dances, s-saying, Sauw swew his t-thousands, and David his t-ten 
thousands? 2-29:6 T-Then A-Achish cawwed D-David, and said u-unto him, Suwewy, 
as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, t-thou hast b-been upwight, and thy g-going out and thy 
coming in with m-me in t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host is g-good in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyot 
f-found eviw in thee since t-the day of thy coming u-unto m-me u-unto this day: 
nyevewthewess t-the wowds favouw thee n-nyot. 

29:7 Whewefowe nyow wetuwn, and go in p-peace, that t-thou d-dispwease nyot 
t-the wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes. 

29:8 And David said u-unto A-Achish, But what have I donye? and what hast 
t-thou f-found in thy sewvant so wong as I have b-been with thee u-unto this 
day, that I may nyot go fight against t-the enyemies of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king? 
29:9 And A-Achish answewed and said to D-David, I knyow that t-thou awt g-good 
in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, as an angew of G-God: nyotwithstanding t-the pwinces of t-the 
Phiwistinyes have said, He shaww nyot go up with us to t-the battwe. 

29:10 Whewefowe nyow (☆ω☆) w-wise up eawwy in t-the mownying with thy mastew's 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that awe come with t-thee: and as soon as ye be up eawwy in t-the 
m-mownying, and have wight, depawt. 

29:11 S-So David and his men w-wose up eawwy to depawt in t-the m-mownying, to 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into t-the wand of t-the Phiwistinyes. And t-the Phiwistinyes went up 
to Jezweew. 

30:1 And it came to pass, when David and his men wewe come to Z-Zikwag 
on t-the thiwd day, that t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites h-had invaded t-the south, and 
Zikwag, and smitten Zikwag, and buwnyed it with fiwe; 30:2 And h-had 
taken t-the w-women captives, that wewe thewein: they swew nyot any, eithew 
gweat ow s-smaww, but cawwied t-them away, and went on theiw way. 

30:3 S-So David and his men came to t-the city, and, b-behowd, it w-was buwnyed 
with fiwe; and theiw wives, and theiw ^-^ s-sons, and theiw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, wewe 
taken captives. 

30:4 T-Then David and t-the peopwe that wewe with him w-wifted up theiw 
voice and w-wept, untiw they h-had nyo mowe p-powew to w-weep. 

3-30:5 And David's two wives wewe taken captives, Ahinyoam t-the 
Jezweewitess, and Abigaiw t-the wife of Nyabaw t-the Cawmewite. 

30:6 And David w-was gweatwy distwessed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe spake of stonying 
him, because t-the souw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe w-was gwieved, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
sons and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his daughtews: but David encouwaged himsewf in t-the WOWD 
his God. 

30:7 And David said to Abiathaw t-the pwiest, Ahimewech's son, I p-pway 
thee, bwing m-me hithew t-the e-ephod. And Abiathaw b-bwought thithew t-the 
e-ephod to David. 

30:8 And David enquiwed a-at t-the WOWD, s-saying, Shaww I puwsue aftew this 
twoop? shaww I (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake them? And he answewed him, Puwsue: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou 
shawt suwewy (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake t-them, and without faiw wecovew aww. 

(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 S-So David went, he and t-the six hundwed men that wewe with him, and 
came to t-the b-bwook B-Besow, whewe those that wewe weft behind stayed. 

30:10 But David puwsued, he and fouw hundwed m-men: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow two hundwed 
abode behind, which wewe so f-faint that they couwd nyot go o-ovew t-the 
b-bwook Besow. 

3-30:11 And they f-found an Egyptian in t-the fiewd, and b-bwought him to 
D-David, and gave him bwead, and he did eat; and they m-made him dwink 
watew; 30:12 And they gave him a piece of a c-cake of f-figs, and two 
cwustews of waisins: and when he h-had eaten, his spiwit came again to 
him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had eaten nyo bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwunk any watew, thwee days and 
thwee nyights. 

30:13 And David said u-unto him, To whom b-bewongest thou? and whence awt 
thou? And he said, I am a young man of Egypt, sewvant to an Amawekite; 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew weft me, because thwee days a-agonye I feww s-sick. 

30:14 We m-made an invasion upon t-the south of t-the Chewethites, and upon 
t-the coast which bewongeth to Judah, and upon t-the south of Caweb; and 
we buwnyed Z-Zikwag with fiwe. 

30:15 And David said to him, Canst t-thou bwing m-me down to this company? 
And he said, Sweaw u-unto m-me by G-God, that t-thou wiwt nyeithew kiww me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
d-dewivew m-me into t-the h-hands of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew, and I wiww bwing thee down to 
this c-company. 

30:16 And when he h-had b-bwought him down, b-behowd, they wewe spwead 
a-abwoad upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, e-eating and dwinking, and dancing, because 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gweat spoiw that they h-had taken out of t-the wand of t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and out of t-the wand of J-Judah. 

30:17 And David smote t-them fwom t-the o(>< )o t-twiwight even u-unto t-the evenying of 
t-the nyext day: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe escaped nyot a man of t-them, s-save fouw hundwed 
young men, which w-wode upon camews, and fwed. 

30:18 And David wecovewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites h-had cawwied (☆ω☆) a-away: 
and David wescued his two (^-^*)/ w-wives. 

3-30:19 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyothing w-wacking to t-them, nyeithew smaww (=`ω´=) n-nyow g-gweat, 
nyeithew sons (=`ω´=) n-nyow (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, nyeithew spoiw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any t-thing that they h-had 
taken to (=`ω´=) t-them: David wecovewed aww. 

30:20 And David took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fwocks and t-the h-hewds, which they dwave 
befowe those othew cattwe, and said, This is David's s-spoiw. 

30:21 And David came to t-the two hundwed men, which wewe so f-faint that 
they couwd nyot fowwow D-David, whom they h-had m-made awso to abide a-at t-the 
b-bwook Besow: and they went fowth to meet D-David, and to meet t-the peopwe 
that wewe with him: and when David came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to t-the p-peopwe, he sawuted 
them. 

30:22 T-Then answewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wicked men and men of Bewiaw, of those 
that went with D-David, and said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they went nyot with u-us, we wiww 
nyot g-give t-them ought of t-the spoiw that we have wecovewed, s-save to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
man his wife and his c-chiwdwen, that they may wead t-them away, and 
depawt. 

3-30:23 T-Then said D-David, Ye shaww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do so, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, with that 
which t-the WOWD hath given u-us, who hath pwesewved u-us, and dewivewed t-the 
company that came against us into ouw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

30:24 Fow who wiww heawken u-unto you in this mattew? but as his pawt is 
that goeth down to t-the battwe, so shaww his pawt be that tawwieth by 
t-the stuff: they shaww pawt awike. 

30:25 And it w-was so fwom that day fowwawd, that he m-made it a statute 
and an owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew u-unto this d-day. 

30:26 And when David came to Zikwag, he sent of t-the spoiw u-unto t-the 
ewdews of Judah, even to his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, s-saying, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd a pwesent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you 
of t-the spoiw of t-the enyemies of t-the WOWD; 3-30:27 To t-them which wewe in 
Bethew, and to t-them which wewe in south Wamoth, and to t-them which wewe 
in Jattiw, 3-30:28 And to t-them which wewe in Awoew, and to t-them which 
wewe in Siphmoth, and to t-them which wewe in Eshtemoa, 30:29 And to 
t-them which wewe in Wachaw, and to t-them which wewe in t-the c-cities of t-the 
Jewahmeewites, and to t-them which wewe in t-the c-cities of t-the Kenyites, 
3-30:30 And to t-them which wewe in Howmah, and to t-them which wewe in 
Chowashan, and to t-them which wewe in Athach, 3-30:31 And to t-them which 
wewe in Hebwon, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwaces whewe David himsewf and his men 
wewe wont to haunt. 

31:1 Nyow t-the Phiwistinyes fought against Iswaew: and t-the men of Iswaew 
fwed fwom befowe t-the Phiwistinyes, and feww down s-swain in mount Giwboa. 

3-31:2 And t-the Phiwistinyes f-fowwowed hawd upon Sauw and upon his s-sons; 
and t-the Phiwistinyes swew Jonyathan, and Abinyadab, and Mewchishua, 
Sauw's sons. 

31:3 And t-the battwe went sowe against Sauw, and t-the awchews hit h-him; 
and he w-was sowe w-wounded of t-the awchews. 

3-31:4 T-Then said Sauw u-unto his awmouwbeawew, Dwaw thy swowd, and thwust 
m-me thwough t-thewewith; west these u-unciwcumcised come and thwust m-me 
thwough, and abuse me. But his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew w-wouwd n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was sowe 
afwaid. Thewefowe Sauw took a swowd, and feww upon it. 

31:5 And when his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew saw that Sauw w-was dead, he feww 
wikewise upon his swowd, and died with h-him. 

31:6 S-So Sauw died, and his thwee ^-^ s-sons, and his awmouwbeawew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his men, that same day togethew. 

31:7 And when t-the men of Iswaew that wewe on t-the othew side of t-the 
vawwey, and they that wewe on t-the othew side Jowdan, saw that t-the men 
of Iswaew fwed, and that Sauw and his sons wewe dead, they fowsook t-the 
cities, and fwed; and t-the Phiwistinyes came and d-dwewt in them. 

31:8 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, when t-the Phiwistinyes came to 
s-stwip t-the swain, that they f-found Sauw and his thwee sons f-fawwen in 
mount Giwboa. 

31:9 And they cut off his head, and (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped off his a-awmouw, and sent 
into t-the wand of t-the Phiwistinyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, to pubwish it in t-the 
house of theiw idows, and among t-the peopwe. 

31:10 And they put his awmouw in t-the house of Ashtawoth: and they 
(o-_-o) f-fastenyed his body to t-the waww of Bethshan. 

31:11 And when t-the i-inhabitants of Jabeshgiwead heawd of that which t-the 
Phiwistinyes h-had donye to Sauw; 31:12 Aww t-the v-vawiant men a-awose, and 
went (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight, and took t-the body of Sauw and t-the bodies of his sons 
fwom t-the waww of Bethshan, and came to J-Jabesh, and buwnt t-them thewe. 

(^ω~) 3-31:13 And they took theiw bonyes, and buwied t-them undew a twee a-at 
J-Jabesh, and fasted seven days. 




The S-Second Book of S-Samuew 

Othewwise Cawwed: 

The S-Second Book of t-the Kings 


1:1 Nyow it came to pass aftew t-the death of Sauw, when David w-was 
wetuwnyed fwom t-the swaughtew of t-the Amawekites, and David h-had abode two 
days in Z-Zikwag; 1:2 I-It came even to pass on t-the thiwd day, that, 
b-behowd, a man came out of t-the camp fwom Sauw with his cwothes went, 
and eawth upon his head: and so it was, when he came to D-David, that he 
feww to t-the eawth, and did obeisance. 

1:3 And David said u-unto him, Fwom whence comest thou? And he said u-unto 
him, Out of t-the camp of Iswaew am I escaped. 

1:4 And David said u-unto him, How went t-the mattew? I p-pway thee, teww 
me. 

And he answewed, That t-the peopwe awe fwed fwom t-the battwe, and many of 
t-the peopwe awso awe f-fawwen and dead; and Sauw and Jonyathan his son awe 
dead awso. 

1:5 And David said u-unto t-the young man that towd him, How k-knyowest t-thou 
that Sauw and Jonyathan his son be dead? 1-1:6 And t-the young man that 
towd him said, As I happenyed by chance upon mount Giwboa, b-behowd, Sauw 
weanyed upon his speaw; and, wo, t-the chawiots and howsemen f-fowwowed 
hawd aftew h-him. 

1:7 And when he wooked behind him, he saw me, and cawwed u-unto me. And 
I answewed, Hewe am I. 

1:8 And he said u-unto me, Who awt thou? And I answewed him, I am an 
(O_O;) *sighs* A-Amawekite. 

1-1:9 He said u-unto m-me again, S-Stand, I p-pway thee, upon me, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway me: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-anguish is come upon me, because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-whowe in me. 

1:10 S-So I s-stood upon him, and swew him, because I w-was suwe that he 
couwd nyot wive aftew that he w-was f-fawwen: and I took t-the cwown that w-was 
upon his head, and t-the bwacewet that w-was on his awm, and have b-bwought 
t-them hithew u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. 

1:11 T-Then David took h-howd on his cwothes, and went t-them; and wikewise 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men that wewe with him: 1:12 And they m-mouwnyed, and w-wept, and 
fasted untiw e-even, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jonyathan his son, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
peopwe of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of I-Iswaew; because they wewe 
f-fawwen by t-the swowd. 

1:13 And David said u-unto t-the young man that towd him, Whence awt thou? 
And he answewed, I am t-the son of a s-stwangew, an (O_O;) *sighs* A-Amawekite. 

1:14 And David said u-unto him, How wast t-thou nyot afwaid to s-stwetch 
fowth thinye hand to d-destwoy t-the WOWD's a-anyointed? 1:15 And David 
cawwed onye of t-the young men, and said, Go nyeaw, and faww upon h-him. And 
he smote him that he died. 

1:16 And David said u-unto him, Thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be upon thy h-head; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy 
mouth hath testified against thee, s-saying, I have s-swain t-the WOWD's 
anyointed. 

1:17 And David wamented with this wamentation o-ovew Sauw and o-ovew 
Jonyathan his son: 1:18 (Awso he bade t-them t-teach t-the chiwdwen of Judah 
t-the use of t-the ♡(｡- ω -) *looks at you* b-bow: b-behowd, it is wwitten in t-the book of Jashew.) 
1:19 The b-beauty of Iswaew is s-swain upon thy high pwaces: how awe t-the 
mighty fawwen! 1:20 Teww it nyot in Gath, pubwish it nyot in t-the 
s-stweets of A-Askewon; west t-the daughtews of t-the Phiwistinyes wejoice, 
west t-the daughtews of t-the u-unciwcumcised twiumph. 

1-1:21 Ye mountains of Giwboa, wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo d-dew, nyeithew wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be 
wain, upon y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fiewds of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the shiewd of t-the 
mighty is viwewy cast away, t-the shiewd of Sauw, as t-though he h-had nyot 
b-been anyointed with oiw. 

1:22 Fwom t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the swain, fwom t-the fat of t-the mighty, t-the bow 
of Jonyathan (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot b-back, and t-the s-swowd of Sauw wetuwnyed nyot empty. 

1:23 Sauw and Jonyathan wewe wovewy and pweasant in theiw w-wives, and in 
theiw death they wewe nyot d-divided: they wewe swiftew than e-eagwes, they 
wewe stwongew than wions. 

1-1:24 Ye daughtews of I-Iswaew, weep o-ovew Sauw, who cwothed you in 
scawwet, with othew ╰(▔∀▔)╯ d-dewights, who put on ownyaments of gowd upon youw 
appawew. 

1:25 How awe t-the mighty f-fawwen in t-the m-midst of t-the battwe! O-O Jonyathan, 
t-thou wast s-swain in thinye high pwaces. 

1:26 I am d-distwessed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew Jonyathan: vewy pweasant hast 
t-thou b-been u-unto me: thy wove to m-me w-was wondewfuw, p-passing t-the wove of 
w-women. 

1:27 How awe t-the mighty ^.^ f-fawwen, and t-the weapons of waw p-pewished! 2:1 
And it came to pass aftew this, that David enquiwed of t-the WOWD, 
s-saying, Shaww I go up into any of t-the c-cities of J-Judah? And t-the WOWD 
said u-unto him, Go (＞ｍ＜) u-up. And David said, Whithew shaww I go u-up? And he 
said, Unto H-Hebwon. 

2:2 S-So David went up thithew, and his two wives awso, Ahinyoam t-the 
Jezweewitess, and Abigaiw Nyabaw's wife t-the Cawmewite. 

2-2:3 And his men that wewe with him did David bwing up, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man with 
his househowd: and they d-dwewt in t-the c-cities of H-Hebwon. 

2:4 And t-the men of Judah came, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they anyointed David king o-ovew 
t-the house of J-Judah. And they towd D-David, s-saying, That t-the men of 
Jabeshgiwead wewe they that buwied Sauw. 

2-2:5 And David sent m-messengews u-unto t-the men of Jabeshgiwead, and said 
u-unto t-them, Bwessed be ye of t-the WOWD, that ye have shewed this 
k-kindnyess u-unto youw wowd, even u-unto Sauw, and have buwied h-him. 

2:6 And nyow t-the WOWD s-shew k-kindnyess and twuth u-unto you: and I awso wiww 
wequite you this k-kindnyess, because ye have donye this thing. 

2-2:7 Thewefowe nyow wet youw h-hands be s-stwengthenyed, and be ye vawiant: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw mastew Sauw is dead, and awso t-the house of Judah have 
anyointed m-me king o-ovew them. 

2:8 But ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of N-Nyew, c-captain of Sauw's host, took (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth 
t-the son of Sauw, and b-bwought him o-ovew to Mahanyaim; 2-2:9 And m-made him 
king o-ovew Giwead, and o-ovew t-the A-Ashuwites, and o-ovew Jezweew, and o-ovew 
Ephwaim, and o-ovew Benjamin, and o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. 

2:10 (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth Sauw's son w-was f-fowty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign 
o-ovew I-Iswaew, and weignyed two yeaws. But t-the house of Judah f-fowwowed 
David. 

2-2:11 And t-the time that David w-was king in H-Hebwon o-ovew t-the house of 
Judah w-was seven yeaws and six months. 

2:12 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of N-Nyew, and t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth t-the son 
of Sauw, went out fwom Mahanyaim to Gibeon. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And Joab t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, and t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of D-David, went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, 
and met togethew by t-the poow of G-Gibeon: and they sat down, t-the onye on 
t-the onye side of t-the poow, and t-the othew on t-the othew side of t-the poow. 

2:14 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew said to ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Wet t-the young men nyow a-awise, and pway 
befowe us. And Joab said, Wet t-them awise. 

2:15 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose and went o-ovew by (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew twewve of Benjamin, 
which p-pewtainyed to (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth t-the son of Sauw, and twewve of t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David. 

2:16 And they caught {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his f-fewwow by t-the head, and thwust his 
s-swowd in his fewwow's side; so they feww down togethew: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe that 
pwace w-was cawwed Hewkathhazzuwim, which is in Gibeon. 

2:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a vewy sowe battwe that >_> d-day; and ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew w-was beaten, 
and t-the men of I-Iswaew, befowe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David. 

2:18 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe thwee sons of Zewuiah thewe, ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and Abishai, 
and A-Asahew: and A-Asahew w-was as wight of foot as a wiwd woe. 

2:19 And A-Asahew puwsued aftew A-Abnyew; and in g-going he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot to t-the 
wight hand (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the weft fwom fowwowing Abnyew. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 T-Then ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew wooked behind him, and said, Awt t-thou Asahew? And he 
answewed, I am. 

2:21 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew said to him, T-Tuwn thee aside to thy wight hand ow to 
thy weft, and way thee h-howd on onye of t-the young men, and o(>ω<)o t-take thee his 
awmouw. 

But A-Asahew w-wouwd nyot tuwn aside fwom fowwowing of h-him. 

2:22 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew said again to Asahew, T-Tuwn thee aside fwom fowwowing 
me: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe shouwd I smite thee to t-the gwound? how t-then shouwd I 
h-howd up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face to Joab thy bwothew? 2:23 Howbeit he wefused to tuwn 
aside: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew with t-the hindew end of t-the speaw smote him 
undew t-the fifth wib, that t-the speaw came out behind h-him; and he feww 
down thewe, and died in t-the same p-pwace: and it came to pass, that as 
many as came to t-the pwace whewe A-Asahew feww down and died s-stood (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

2:24 Joab awso and Abishai puwsued aftew Abnyew: and t-the sun went down 
when they wewe come to t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of Ammah, that wieth befowe Giah by 
t-the w-way of t-the wiwdewnyess of Gibeon. 

2:25 And t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin gathewed themsewves togethew aftew 
A-Abnyew, and became onye twoop, and s-stood on t-the top of an hiww. 

2:26 T-Then ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew cawwed to ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and said, Shaww t-the s-swowd devouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew? k-knyowest t-thou nyot that it wiww be bittewnyess in t-the wattew end? 
how wong shaww it be then, ewe t-thou bid t-the peopwe (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom 
fowwowing theiw (＃￣ω￣) b-bwethwen? (^ω~) 2-2:27 And Joab said, As God w-wiveth, unwess 
t-thou hadst spoken, suwewy t-then in t-the mownying t-the peopwe h-had gonye up 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom fowwowing his bwothew. 

2:28 S-So Joab ^w^ b-bwew a twumpet, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe s-stood stiww, and 
puwsued aftew Iswaew nyo m-mowe, nyeithew fought they any mowe. 

2:29 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew and his men wawked (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that nyight thwough t-the pwain, 
and passed o-ovew Jowdan, and went thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww B-Bithwon, and they came to 
Mahanyaim. 

2:30 And Joab wetuwnyed fwom fowwowing Abnyew: and when he h-had gathewed 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe togethew, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wacked of David's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants nyinyeteen men 
and Asahew. 

2:31 But t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David h-had smitten of Benjamin, and of Abnyew's 
men, so that thwee hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe men died. 

2:32 And they took up Asahew, and buwied him in t-the sepuwchwe of his 
fathew, which w-was in B-Bethwehem. And Joab and his men went (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight, 
and they came to H-Hebwon a-at bweak of d-day. 

3-3:1 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was wong waw b-between t-the house of Sauw and t-the house of 
David: but David (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed stwongew and stwongew, and t-the house of Sauw 
(o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed weakew and weakew. 

3:2 And u-unto David wewe sons bown in H-Hebwon: and his fiwstbown w-was 
Amnyon, of Ahinyoam t-the Jezweewitess; 3-3:3 And his second, C-Chiweab, of 
Abigaiw t-the wife of Nyabaw t-the Cawmewite; and t-the thiwd, Absawom t-the 
son of Maacah t-the daughtew of T-Tawmai king of Geshuw; 3:4 And t-the 
fouwth, Adonyijah t-the son of Haggith; and t-the fifth, S-Shephatiah t-the son 
of A-Abitaw; 3:5 And t-the sixth, (っ˘ω˘ς ) *cuddles you* I-Ithweam, by Egwah David's wife. These 
wewe bown to David in H-Hebwon. 

3-3:6 And it came to pass, whiwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between t-the house of Sauw 
and t-the house of D-David, that ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew m-made himsewf stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house 
of Sauw. 

3:7 And Sauw h-had a concubinye, whose nyame w-was W-Wizpah, t-the daughtew of 
Aiah: and (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth said to A-Abnyew, Whewefowe hast t-thou gonye in u-unto 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's concubinye? 3:8 T-Then w-was ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew vewy wwoth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wowds of 
Ishbosheth, and said, Am I a d-dog's head, which against Judah (^-^*)/ d-do s-shew 
k-kindnyess this day u-unto t-the house of Sauw thy fathew, to his bwethwen, 
and to his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, and have nyot dewivewed thee into t-the hand of 
D-David, that t-thou chawgest m-me to day with a fauwt c-concewnying this 
woman? 3-3:9 S-So (^-^*)/ d-do God to A-Abnyew, and mowe awso, except, as t-the WOWD 
hath swown to D-David, even so I (^-^*)/ d-do to h-him; 3:10 To twanswate t-the 
kingdom fwom t-the house of Sauw, and to s-set up t-the t-thwonye of David o-ovew 
Iswaew and o-ovew Judah, fwom Dan even to Beewsheba. 

3:11 And he couwd nyot answew ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew a wowd again, because he feawed 
h-him. 

3:12 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew sent m-messengews to David on his behawf, s-saying, Whose 
is t-the w-wand? saying awso, Make thy weague with me, and, b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hand shaww be with thee, to bwing about (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew u-unto thee. 

3:13 And he said, Weww; I wiww make a weague with t-thee: but onye t-thing 
I wequiwe of thee, that is, T-Thou shawt nyot s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, except t-thou 
fiwst bwing Michaw Sauw's d-daughtew, when t-thou comest to s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. 

3:14 And David sent m-messengews to (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth Sauw's son, s-saying, 
D-Dewivew m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife M-Michaw, which I espoused to m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed 
(*≧ω≦*) f-foweskins of t-the Phiwistinyes. 

3:15 And (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth sent, and took hew fwom hew husband, even fwom 
Phawtiew t-the son of Waish. 

3:16 And hew h-husband went with hew awong weeping behind hew to 
Bahuwim. 

T-Then said ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew u-unto him, Go, wetuwn. And he wetuwnyed. 

3:17 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew h-had communyication with t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Ye 
sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David in times past to be king o-ovew you: 3:18 Nyow t-then (^-^*)/ d-do 
i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken of D-David, s-saying, By t-the hand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sewvant David I wiww s-save o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew out of t-the hand of t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and out of t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw enyemies. 

3:19 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew awso spake in t-the eaws of Benjamin: and ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew went awso 
to speak in t-the eaws of David in H-Hebwon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that seemed g-good to 
I-Iswaew, and that seemed g-good to t-the w-whowe house of Benjamin. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 S-So ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew came to David to Hebwon, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty men with h-him. And 
David m-made ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew and t-the men that wewe with him a feast. 

3:21 And ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew said u-unto D-David, I wiww a-awise and go, and wiww gathew 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king, that they may make a weague with 
thee, and that t-thou mayest weign o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that thinye heawt desiweth. 
And David sent ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew away; and he went in p-peace. 

3-3:22 And, b-behowd, t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David and Joab came fwom puwsuing a 
twoop, and b-bwought in a gweat spoiw with (=`ω´=) t-them: but ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew w-was nyot with 
David in Hebwon; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had sent him away, and he w-was gonye in p-peace. 

3:23 When Joab and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host that w-was with him wewe come, they towd 
( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, s-saying, ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of Nyew came to t-the king, and he hath sent 
him away, and he is gonye in p-peace. 

3:24 T-Then Joab came to t-the king, and said, What hast t-thou donye? 
b-behowd, ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew came u-unto thee; why is it that t-thou hast sent him away, 
and he is quite gonye? (＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 T-Thou k-knyowest ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of N-Nyew, that he 
came to deceive thee, and to knyow thy g-going out and thy coming in, and 
to knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou doest. 

3:26 And when Joab w-was come out fwom D-David, he sent m-messengews aftew 
A-Abnyew, which b-bwought him again fwom t-the w-weww of Siwah: but David knyew 
it n-nyot. 

3-3:27 And when ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew w-was wetuwnyed to Hebwon, Joab took him aside in t-the 
gate to speak with him quietwy, and smote him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe undew t-the fifth 
wib, that he died, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of A-Asahew his bwothew. 

3:28 And aftewwawd when David heawd it, he said, I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom awe 
(o´∀`o) g-guiwtwess befowe t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew fwom t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of 
Nyew: 3-3:29 Wet it w-west on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fathew's 
h-house; and wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot faiw fwom t-the house of Joab onye that hath an 
issue, ow that is a wepew, ow that weanyeth on a staff, ow that f-fawweth 
on t-the swowd, ow that wacketh bwead. 

3:30 S-So ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and Abishai his b-bwothew swew A-Abnyew, because he h-had s-swain 
theiw b-bwothew A-Asahew a-at G-Gibeon in t-the battwe. 

3:31 And David said to ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him, 
Wend youw cwothes, and giwd you with sackcwoth, and m-mouwn befowe 
Abnyew. And king David himsewf f-fowwowed t-the biew. 

3:32 And they buwied ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew in H-Hebwon: and t-the king w-wifted up his 
voice, and wept a-at t-the gwave of A-Abnyew; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wept. 

3:33 And t-the king wamented o-ovew A-Abnyew, and said, Died ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew as a foow 
d-dieth? 3:34 Thy h-hands wewe nyot bound, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy feet put into fettews: 
as a man f-fawweth befowe wicked men, so fewwest thou. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe wept again o-ovew h-him. 

3:35 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe came to c-cause David to e-eat meat whiwe it 
w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet day, David swawe, s-saying, S-So (^-^*)/ d-do God to me, and mowe awso, if I 
taste bwead, ow ought ewse, tiww t-the sun be down. 

3:36 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe took nyotice of it, and it pweased (=`ω´=) t-them: as 
whatsoevew t-the king did pweased (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. 

3:37 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew undewstood that day that it w-was 
nyot of t-the king to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of (o´∀`o) N-Nyew. 

3-3:38 And t-the king said u-unto his sewvants, K-Knyow ye nyot that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a 
pwince and a gweat man f-fawwen this day in I-Iswaew? 3:39 And I am this 
day weak, t-though anyointed king; and these men t-the sons of Zewuiah be 
too hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: t-the WOWD shaww wewawd t-the doew of eviw a-accowding to 
his wickednyess. 

4:1 And when Sauw's son heawd that ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew w-was dead in Hebwon, his h-hands 
wewe feebwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Iswaewites wewe twoubwed. 

4-4:2 And Sauw's son h-had two men that wewe captains of bands: t-the nyame 
of t-the onye w-was Baanyah, and t-the nyame of t-the othew Wechab, t-the sons of 
Wimmon a Beewothite, of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin: (fow Beewoth awso 
w-was w-weckonyed to Benjamin. 

4:3 And t-the Beewothites fwed to Gittaim, and wewe s-sojouwnyews (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
untiw this day.) 4-4:4 And Jonyathan, Sauw's son, h-had a son that w-was 
wame of his feet. He w-was five yeaws o-owd when t-the tidings came of Sauw 
and Jonyathan out of Jezweew, and his n-nyuwse took him up, and fwed: and 
it came to pass, as she m-made haste to fwee, that he feww, and became 
wame. And his nyame w-was Mephibosheth. 

4-4:5 And t-the sons of Wimmon t-the Beewothite, Wechab and Baanyah, went, 
and came about t-the heat of t-the day to t-the house of Ishbosheth, who way 
on a b-bed a-at nyoon. 

4:6 And they came thithew into t-the m-midst of t-the h-house, as t-though they 
w-wouwd have fetched wheat; and they smote him undew t-the fifth wib: and 
Wechab and B-Baanyah his b-bwothew escaped. 

4:7 Fow when they came into t-the h-house, he way on his b-bed in his 
bedchambew, and they smote him, and swew him, and beheaded him, and 
took his head, and gat t-them away thwough t-the pwain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight. 

4-4:8 And they b-bwought t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth u-unto David to Hebwon, and 
said to t-the king, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of (O_O;) I-Ishbosheth t-the son of Sauw thinye 
enyemy, which sought thy wife; and t-the WOWD hath a-avenged o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the 
king this day of Sauw, and of his seed. 

4:9 And David answewed Wechab and B-Baanyah his bwothew, t-the sons of 
Wimmon t-the Beewothite, and said u-unto t-them, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, who 
hath wedeemed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww advewsity, 4:10 When onye towd me, 
s-saying, Behowd, Sauw is dead, thinking to have b-bwought g-good tidings, I 
took h-howd of him, and swew him in Zikwag, who thought that I w-wouwd 
have given him a wewawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his tidings: 4:11 How m-much m-mowe, when 
wicked men have s-swain a wighteous pewson in his own house upon his 
bed? shaww I nyot thewefowe nyow wequiwe his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of youw hand, and 
o(>ω<)o t-take you away fwom t-the eawth? 4:12 And David commanded his young men, 
and they swew t-them, and cut off theiw h-hands and theiw feet, and hanged 
t-them up o-ovew t-the poow in H-Hebwon. But they took t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Ishbosheth, 
and buwied it in t-the sepuwchwe of ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew in H-Hebwon. 

5:1 T-Then came (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew to David u-unto Hebwon, and 
spake, s-saying, Behowd, we awe thy bonye and thy ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

5-5:2 Awso in time past, when Sauw w-was king o-ovew u-us, t-thou wast he that 
weddest out and b-bwoughtest in Iswaew: and t-the WOWD said to thee, T-Thou 
shawt feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, and t-thou shawt be a c-captain o-ovew Iswaew. 

5:3 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Iswaew came to t-the king to Hebwon; and king 
David m-made a weague with t-them in H-Hebwon befowe t-the WOWD: and they 
anyointed David king o-ovew Iswaew. 

5:4 David w-was thiwty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed 
f-fowty yeaws. 

5:5 In H-Hebwon he weignyed o-ovew Judah seven yeaws and six months: and in 
Jewusawem he weignyed thiwty and thwee yeaws o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew and J-Judah. 

5:6 And t-the king and his men went to Jewusawem u-unto t-the J-Jebusites, t-the 
i-inhabitants of t-the wand: which spake u-unto D-David, s-saying, Except t-thou 
o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the bwind and t-the wame, t-thou shawt nyot come in hithew: 
t-thinking, David c-cannyot come in hithew. 

5:7 Nyevewthewess David took t-the stwong h-howd of Z-Zion: t-the same is t-the 
city of David. 

5:8 And David said on that day, Whosoevew getteth up to t-the guttew, 
and smiteth t-the J-Jebusites, and t-the wame and t-the bwind that awe hated 
of David's s-souw, he shaww be chief and captain. Whewefowe they said, 
The bwind and t-the wame shaww nyot come into t-the house. 

5:9 S-So David d-dwewt in t-the f-fowt, and cawwed it t-the city of David. And 
David b-buiwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about fwom M-Miwwo and inwawd. 

5:10 And David went o-on, and gwew g-gweat, and t-the WOWD God of hosts w-was 
with h-him. 

5:11 And Hiwam king of T-Tywe sent m-messengews to D-David, and cedaw twees, 
and cawpentews, and masons: and they b-buiwt David an house. 

5:12 And David pewceived that t-the WOWD h-had estabwished him king o-ovew 
I-Iswaew, and that he h-had exawted his kingdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his peopwe Iswaew's 
sake. 

5-5:13 And David took him mowe concubinyes and wives out of J-Jewusawem, 
aftew he w-was come fwom H-Hebwon: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet sons and daughtews 
bown to David. 

5:14 And these be t-the nyames of those that wewe bown u-unto him in 
Jewusawem; Shammuah, and Shobab, and Nyathan, and S-Sowomon, 5:15 I-Ibhaw 
awso, and Ewishua, and Nyepheg, and Japhia, 5:16 And Ewishama, and 
E-Ewiada, and Ewiphawet. 

5:17 But when t-the Phiwistinyes heawd that they h-had anyointed David king 
o-ovew I-Iswaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Phiwistinyes came up to seek (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and David 
heawd of it, and went down to t-the howd. 

5:18 The Phiwistinyes awso came and spwead themsewves in t-the vawwey of 
Wephaim. 

5:19 And David enquiwed of t-the WOWD, s-saying, Shaww I go up to t-the 
Phiwistinyes? wiwt t-thou d-dewivew t-them into minye hand? And t-the WOWD said 
u-unto D-David, Go up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww doubtwess d-dewivew t-the Phiwistinyes into 
thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

5:20 And David came to Baawpewazim, and David smote t-them thewe, and 
said, The WOWD hath bwoken fowth upon minye enyemies befowe me, as t-the 
bweach of watews. Thewefowe he cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace 
Baawpewazim. 

5:21 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they weft theiw images, and David and his men buwnyed 
them. 

5:22 And t-the Phiwistinyes came up (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again, and spwead themsewves in 
t-the vawwey of Wephaim. 

5:23 And when David enquiwed of t-the WOWD, he said, T-Thou shawt nyot go 
up; but fetch a compass behind t-them, and come upon t-them o-ovew against 
t-the muwbewwy twees. 

5-5:24 And wet it be, when t-thou heawest t-the s-sound of a g-going in t-the tops 
of t-the muwbewwy twees, that t-then t-thou shawt bestiw thysewf: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then 
shaww t-the WOWD go out befowe thee, to smite t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the 
Phiwistinyes. 

5:25 And David did so, as t-the WOWD h-had commanded h-him; and smote t-the 
Phiwistinyes fwom Geba untiw t-thou come to Gazew. 

6-6:1 A-Again, David gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chosen men of I-Iswaew, 
thiwty thousand. 

6:2 And David a-awose, and went with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him 
fwom Baawe of Judah, to bwing up fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence t-the awk of G-God, whose 
nyame is cawwed by t-the nyame of t-the WOWD of hosts that d-dwewweth b-between 
t-the chewubims. 

6:3 And they s-set t-the awk of God upon a nyew c-cawt, and b-bwought it out of 
t-the house of Abinyadab that w-was in Gibeah: and U-Uzzah and A-Ahio, t-the sons 
of Abinyadab, dwave t-the nyew cawt. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And they b-bwought it out of t-the house of Abinyadab which w-was a-at 
Gibeah, accompanying t-the awk of G-God: and Ahio went befowe t-the awk. 

6:5 And David and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew pwayed befowe t-the WOWD on 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of instwuments m-made of fiw wood, even on h-hawps, and on 
p-psawtewies, and on t-timbwews, and on cownyets, and on cymbaws. 

6:6 And when they came to Nyachon's thweshingfwoow, U-Uzzah put fowth his 
hand to t-the awk of G-God, and took h-howd of it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the oxen shook it. 

6:7 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against Uzzah; and God smote 
him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his ewwow; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he died by t-the awk of God. 

6:8 And David w-was dispweased, because t-the WOWD h-had m-made a bweach upon 
U-Uzzah: and he cawwed t-the nyame of t-the pwace Pewezuzzah to this d-day. 

6:9 And David w-was afwaid of t-the WOWD that day, and said, How shaww t-the 
awk of t-the WOWD come to m-me? 6:10 S-So David w-wouwd nyot w-wemove t-the awk of 
t-the WOWD u-unto him into t-the city of David: but David cawwied it aside 
into t-the house of Obededom t-the Gittite. 

6:11 And t-the awk of t-the WOWD continyued in t-the house of Obededom t-the 
Gittite thwee months: and t-the WOWD bwessed Obededom, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
househowd. 

6:12 And it w-was towd king D-David, s-saying, The WOWD hath bwessed t-the 
house of Obededom, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that p-pewtainyeth u-unto him, because of t-the 
awk of God. S-So David went and b-bwought up t-the awk of God fwom t-the house 
of Obededom into t-the city of David with gwadnyess. 

6:13 And it w-was so, that when they that bawe t-the awk of t-the WOWD h-had 
gonye six p-paces, he sacwificed oxen and fatwings. 

6:14 And David danced befowe t-the WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his might; and David 
w-was giwded with a winyen e-ephod. 

6:15 S-So David and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew b-bwought up t-the awk of t-the 
WOWD with shouting, and with t-the s-sound of t-the t-twumpet. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And as t-the awk of t-the WOWD came into t-the city of D-David, Michaw 
Sauw's daughtew wooked thwough a window, and saw king David w-weaping 
and dancing befowe t-the WOWD; and she (>_<) d-despised him in hew heawt. 

6-6:17 And they b-bwought in t-the awk of t-the WOWD, and s-set it in his pwace, 
in t-the m-midst of t-the tabewnyacwe that David h-had (✯◡✯) p-pitched (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: and 
David offewed buwnt offewings and peace offewings befowe t-the WOWD. 

6:18 And as soon as David h-had m-made an end of offewing buwnt offewings 
and peace offewings, he bwessed t-the peopwe in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD of 
hosts. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And he d-deawt among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, even among t-the w-whowe muwtitude 
of I-Iswaew, as w-weww to t-the w-women as men, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a c-cake of bwead, 
and a g-good piece of f-fwesh, and a fwagon of winye. S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe 
depawted {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his house. 

6:20 T-Then David wetuwnyed to bwess his househowd. And Michaw t-the 
daughtew of Sauw came out to meet D-David, and said, How gwowious w-was 
t-the king of Iswaew to day, who u-uncovewed himsewf to day in t-the eyes of 
t-the >_> h-handmaids of his sewvants, as onye of t-the vain fewwows s-shamewesswy 
u-uncoveweth h-himsewf! 6:21 And David said u-unto M-Michaw, I-It w-was befowe 
t-the WOWD, which chose m-me befowe thy fathew, and befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-house, 
to appoint m-me wuwew o-ovew t-the peopwe of t-the WOWD, o-ovew Iswaew: 
thewefowe wiww I pway befowe t-the WOWD. 

6:22 And I wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet be mowe viwe than t-thus, and wiww be base in minye 
own sight: and of t-the maidsewvants which t-thou hast spoken of, of t-them 
shaww I be h-had in honyouw. 

6:23 Thewefowe Michaw t-the daughtew of Sauw h-had nyo c-chiwd u-unto t-the day 
of hew death. 

7:1 And it came to pass, when t-the king sat in his h-house, and t-the WOWD 
h-had given him w-west (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his enyemies; 7:2 That t-the king 
said u-unto N-Nyathan t-the pwophet, See n-nyow, I dweww in an house of c-cedaw, 
but t-the awk of God d-dwewweth within cuwtains. 

7-7:3 And N-Nyathan said to t-the king, Go, (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in thinye heawt; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is with thee. 

7:4 And it came to pass that nyight, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came 
u-unto Nyathan, s-saying, 7:5 Go and teww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant D-David, T-Thus saith t-the 
WOWD, Shawt t-thou buiwd m-me an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to dweww in? 7:6 Wheweas I 
have nyot d-dwewt in any house since t-the time that I b-bwought up t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew out of Egypt, even to this day, but have wawked in 
a >_> t-tent and in a tabewnyacwe. 

7-7:7 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwaces whewein I have wawked with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew spake I a wowd with any of t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, whom I 
commanded to feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, s-saying, Why buiwd ye nyot m-me an 
house of cedaw? (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Nyow thewefowe so shawt t-thou say u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant 
D-David, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, I took thee fwom t-the sheepcote, 
fwom fowwowing t-the sheep, to be wuwew o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, o-ovew Iswaew: 7:9 
And I w-was with thee whithewsoevew t-thou wentest, and have cut off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thinye enyemies out of thy s-sight, and have m-made thee a gweat nyame, w-wike 
u-unto t-the nyame of t-the gweat men that awe in t-the eawth. 

7:10 Moweovew I wiww appoint a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, and wiww 
pwant t-them, that they may dweww in a pwace of theiw own, and move nyo 
mowe; nyeithew shaww t-the chiwdwen of w-wickednyess affwict t-them any m-mowe, 
as befowetime, 7:11 And as since t-the time that I commanded ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges to 
be o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, and have caused thee to w-west fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye 
enyemies. Awso t-the WOWD tewweth thee that he wiww make thee an house. 

7:12 And when thy days be fuwfiwwed, and t-thou shawt (o´∀`o) s-sweep with thy 
fathews, I wiww s-set up thy seed aftew thee, which shaww pwoceed out of 
thy bowews, and I wiww estabwish his (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

7:13 He shaww buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and I wiww s-stabwish t-the 
t-thwonye of his kingdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

7:14 I wiww be his fathew, and he shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. If he commit 
inyiquity, I wiww chasten him with t-the wod of men, and with t-the stwipes 
of t-the chiwdwen of m-men: 7:15 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´-ω-`) m-mewcy shaww nyot depawt away fwom 
him, as I took it fwom Sauw, whom I put away befowe thee. 

7:16 And thinye house and thy kingdom shaww be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew 
befowe t-thee: thy t-thwonye shaww be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

7:17 Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds, and a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this vision, 
so did N-Nyathan speak u-unto David. 

7:18 T-Then went king David in, and sat befowe t-the WOWD, and he said, 
Who am I, O-O Wowd GOD? and what is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, that t-thou hast b-bwought m-me 
hithewto? xDD 7-7:19 And this w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a smaww t-thing in thy s-sight, O-O Wowd 
G-GOD; but t-thou hast spoken awso of thy sewvant's house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gweat 
whiwe to come. And is this t-the m-mannyew of ^.^ m-man, O-O Wowd GOD? 7:20 And 
what c-can David say mowe u-unto thee? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thou, Wowd GOD, k-knyowest thy 
sewvant. 

7:21 Fow thy wowd's sake, and a-accowding to thinye own heawt, hast t-thou 
donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these gweat things, to make thy sewvant knyow them. 

7:22 Whewefowe t-thou awt g-gweat, O-O WOWD G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike 
thee, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any God beside thee, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that we 
have heawd with ouw eaws. 

7:23 And what onye nyation in t-the eawth is w-wike thy p-peopwe, even w-wike 
I-Iswaew, whom God went to wedeem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a peopwe to himsewf, and to make 
him a nyame, and to (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you gweat things and (-ω-、) t-tewwibwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wand, 
befowe thy p-peopwe, which t-thou wedeemedst to thee fwom Egypt, fwom t-the 
nyations and theiw g-gods? 7:24 Fow t-thou hast o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed to t-thysewf thy 
peopwe Iswaew to be a peopwe u-unto thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and thou, WOWD, awt 
become theiw God. 

7:25 And n-nyow, O-O WOWD G-God, t-the wowd that t-thou hast spoken c-concewnying 
thy s-sewvant, and c-concewnying his h-house, estabwish it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and (^-^*)/ d-do 
as t-thou hast said. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And wet thy nyame be m-magnyified (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, s-saying, The WOWD of hosts 
is t-the God o-ovew Iswaew: and wet t-the house of thy sewvant David be 
estabwished befowe thee. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Fow thou, O-O WOWD of hosts, God of I-Iswaew, hast weveawed to thy 
s-sewvant, s-saying, I wiww buiwd thee an house: thewefowe hath thy 
sewvant f-found in his heawt to p-pway this pwayew u-unto thee. 

7:28 And n-nyow, O-O Wowd GOD, t-thou awt that G-God, and thy w-wowds be twue, 
and t-thou hast pwomised this goodnyess u-unto thy sewvant: 7:29 Thewefowe 
nyow wet it pwease thee to bwess t-the house of thy s-sewvant, that it may 
continyue (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew befowe t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thou, O-O Wowd GOD, hast spoken i-it: 
and with thy bwessing wet t-the house of thy sewvant be bwessed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And aftew this it came to pass that David smote t-the Phiwistinyes, 
and subdued (=`ω´=) t-them: and David took M-Methegammah out of t-the hand of t-the 
Phiwistinyes. 

8-8:2 And he smote M-Moab, and measuwed t-them with a winye, c-casting t-them 
down to t-the g-gwound; even with two winyes measuwed he to put to d-death, 
and with onye f-fuww winye to keep awive. And so t-the Moabites became 
David's sewvants, and b-bwought gifts. 

8:3 David smote awso Hadadezew, t-the son of W-Wehob, king of Zobah, as he 
went to wecovew his bowdew a-at t-the wivew Euphwates. 

8:4 And David took fwom him a t-thousand c-chawiots, and seven hundwed 
howsemen, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand footmen: and David houghed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
chawiot howses, but wesewved of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed c-chawiots. 

8-8:5 And when t-the Sywians of Damascus came to succouw Hadadezew king of 
Zobah, David swew of t-the Sywians two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand m-men. 

8:6 T-Then David put g-gawwisons in Sywia of Damascus: and t-the Sywians 
became (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to D-David, and b-bwought gifts. And t-the WOWD pwesewved 
David whithewsoevew he went. 

8:7 And David took t-the shiewds of gowd that wewe on t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of 
Hadadezew, and b-bwought t-them to Jewusawem. 

8:8 And fwom B-Betah, and fwom Bewothai, c-cities of Hadadezew, king David 
took exceeding m-much b-bwass. 

8:9 When Toi king of Hamath heawd that David h-had smitten (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host 
of Hadadezew, 8-8:10 T-Then Toi sent Jowam his son u-unto king D-David, to 
sawute him, and to bwess him, because he h-had fought against Hadadezew, 
and smitten him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Hadadezew h-had waws with Toi. And Jowam b-bwought 
with him vessews of s-siwvew, and vessews of gowd, and vessews of bwass: 
8-8:11 W-Which awso king David did dedicate u-unto t-the WOWD, with t-the s-siwvew 
and gowd that he h-had dedicated of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations which he subdued; 8:12 
O-Of Sywia, and of M-Moab, and of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and of t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and of Amawek, and of t-the spoiw of Hadadezew, son of 
W-Wehob, king of Zobah. 

8-8:13 And David gat him a nyame when he wetuwnyed fwom s-smiting of t-the 
Sywians in t-the vawwey of sawt, being eighteen t-thousand m-men. 

8:14 And he put g-gawwisons in Edom; (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Edom put he 
gawwisons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they of Edom became David's sewvants. And t-the WOWD 
pwesewved David whithewsoevew he went. 

8:15 And David weignyed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew; and David executed j-judgment 
and justice u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And Joab t-the son of Zewuiah w-was o-ovew t-the host; and J-Jehoshaphat 
t-the son of A-Ahiwud w-was wecowdew; 8:17 And Zadok t-the son of Ahitub, and 
Ahimewech t-the son of Abiathaw, wewe t-the pwiests; and Sewaiah w-was t-the 
scwibe; 8-8:18 And B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada w-was o-ovew both t-the 
Chewethites and t-the Pewethites; and David's sons wewe chief (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-wuwews. 

9:1 And David said, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet any that is weft of t-the house of 
Sauw, that I may s-shew him k-kindnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jonyathan's sake? (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was of t-the house of Sauw a sewvant whose nyame w-was Z-Ziba. And when they 
h-had cawwed him u-unto D-David, t-the king said u-unto him, Awt t-thou Ziba? And 
he said, Thy sewvant is he. 

9:3 And t-the king said, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet any of t-the house of Sauw, that 
I may s-shew t-the k-kindnyess of God u-unto h-him? And Ziba said u-unto t-the king, 
Jonyathan hath (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a son, which is wame on his feet. 

9:4 And t-the king said u-unto him, Whewe is o(>< )o h-he? And Ziba said u-unto t-the 
king, Behowd, he is in t-the house of Machiw, t-the son of Ammiew, in 
Wodebaw. 

9:5 T-Then king David sent, and fetched him out of t-the house of Machiw, 
t-the son of Ammiew, fwom Wodebaw. 

9:6 Nyow when Mephibosheth, t-the son of Jonyathan, t-the son of Sauw, w-was 
come u-unto D-David, he feww on his face, and did w-wevewence. And David 
said, Mephibosheth. And he answewed, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd thy sewvant! 9:7 And 
David said u-unto him, Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww suwewy s-shew thee k-kindnyess 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jonyathan thy fathew's sake, and wiww westowe thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of 
Sauw thy f-fathew; and t-thou shawt e-eat bwead a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe continyuawwy. 

9:8 And he b-bowed himsewf, and said, What is thy s-sewvant, that t-thou 
shouwdest wook upon such a dead d-dog as I am? 9:9 T-Then t-the king cawwed 
to ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ Z-Ziba, Sauw's s-sewvant, and said u-unto him, I have given u-unto thy 
mastew's son (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that p-pewtainyed to Sauw and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his house. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 T-Thou thewefowe, and thy ^-^ s-sons, and thy sewvants, shaww tiww t-the 
wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and t-thou shawt bwing in t-the fwuits, that thy mastew's 
son may have food to eat: but Mephibosheth thy mastew's son shaww e-eat 
bwead awway a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe. Nyow Ziba h-had f-fifteen sons and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
sewvants. 

9-9:11 T-Then said Ziba u-unto t-the king, Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the 
king hath commanded his s-sewvant, so shaww thy sewvant do. As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Mephibosheth, said t-the king, he shaww e-eat a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe, as onye of t-the 
king's sons. 

9:12 And Mephibosheth h-had a young son, whose nyame w-was Micha. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that d-dwewt in t-the house of Ziba wewe (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants u-unto Mephibosheth. 

9:13 S-So Mephibosheth d-dwewt in Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he did e-eat continyuawwy a-at 
t-the king's tabwe; and w-was wame on both his feet. 

10:1 And it came to pass aftew this, that t-the king of t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon died, and Hanyun his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

1-10:2 T-Then said D-David, I wiww s-shew k-kindnyess u-unto Hanyun t-the son of 
N-Nyahash, as his o(>ω<)o f-fathew shewed k-kindnyess u-unto me. And David sent to 
comfowt him by t-the hand of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his fathew. And David's 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants came into t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. 

10:3 And t-the pwinces of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon said u-unto Hanyun theiw 
wowd, Thinkest t-thou that David doth honyouw thy fathew, that he hath 
sent comfowtews u-unto thee? hath nyot David wathew sent his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants 
u-unto thee, to s-seawch t-the city, and to spy it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and to ovewthwow it? 
10:4 Whewefowe Hanyun took David's sewvants, and shaved off t-the onye 
hawf of theiw beawds, and cut off theiw gawments in t-the middwe, even 
to theiw buttocks, and sent t-them away. 

1-10:5 When they towd it u-unto D-David, he sent to meet t-them, because t-the 
men wewe gweatwy ashamed: and t-the king said, Tawwy a-at Jewicho untiw 
youw b-beawds be gwown, and t-then wetuwn. 

10:6 And when t-the chiwdwen of Ammon saw that they stank befowe D-David, 
t-the chiwdwen of Ammon sent and h-hiwed t-the Sywians of Bethwehob and t-the 
Sywians of Zoba, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand footmen, and of king Maacah a 
t-thousand men, and of Ishtob twewve t-thousand m-men. 

10:7 And when David heawd of it, he sent ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the 
mighty m-men. 

10:8 And t-the chiwdwen of Ammon came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and put t-the battwe in a-awway 
a-at t-the entewing in of t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: and t-the Sywians of Zoba, and of W-Wehob, 
and Ishtob, and Maacah, wewe by themsewves in t-the fiewd. 

10:9 When Joab saw that t-the fwont of t-the battwe w-was against him befowe 
and behind, he chose of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the choice men of I-Iswaew, and put t-them in 
a-awway against t-the (o-_-o) *cries* S-Sywians: 10:10 And t-the w-west of t-the peopwe he 
dewivewed into t-the hand of Abishai his bwothew, that he m-might put t-them 
in a-awway against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. 

1-10:11 And he said, If t-the Sywians be too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, t-then t-thou 
shawt hewp me: but if t-the chiwdwen of Ammon be too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, 
t-then I wiww come and hewp thee. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 (☆▽☆) B-Be of g-good c-couwage, and wet us pway t-the men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw p-peopwe, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cities of ouw G-God: and t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do that which seemeth him 
good. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And Joab dwew nyigh, and t-the peopwe that wewe with him, u-unto t-the 
battwe against t-the (o-_-o) *cries* S-Sywians: and they fwed befowe h-him. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And when t-the chiwdwen of Ammon saw that t-the Sywians wewe fwed, 
t-then fwed they awso befowe Abishai, and entewed into t-the city. S-So Joab 
wetuwnyed fwom t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and came to Jewusawem. 

10:15 And when t-the Sywians saw that they wewe smitten befowe I-Iswaew, 
they gathewed themsewves togethew. 

1-10:16 And H-Hadawezew sent, and b-bwought out t-the Sywians that wewe beyond 
t-the wivew: and they came to Hewam; and Shobach t-the c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host 
of H-Hadawezew went befowe them. 

1-10:17 And when it w-was towd D-David, he gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew togethew, and 
passed o-ovew Jowdan, and came to Hewam. And t-the Sywians s-set themsewves 
in a-awway against D-David, and fought with h-him. 

10:18 And t-the Sywians fwed befowe I-Iswaew; and David swew t-the men of 
seven hundwed chawiots of t-the Sywians, and f-fowty t-thousand howsemen, 
and smote Shobach t-the c-captain of theiw host, who died thewe. 

10:19 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings that wewe (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to H-Hadawezew saw that 
they wewe smitten befowe I-Iswaew, they m-made peace with I-Iswaew, and 
sewved them. S-So t-the Sywians feawed to hewp t-the chiwdwen of Ammon any 
mowe. 

11:1 And it came to pass, aftew t-the yeaw w-was expiwed, a-at t-the time when 
kings go fowth to battwe, that David sent ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with 
him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew; and they destwoyed t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and 
besieged W-Wabbah. But David t-tawwied stiww a-at Jewusawem. 

11:2 And it came to pass in an e-evenyingtide, that David awose fwom off 
his bed, and wawked upon t-the woof of t-the king's house: and fwom t-the 
woof he saw a woman washing hewsewf; and t-the woman w-was vewy beautifuw 
to wook (*ﾉωﾉ) *looks at you* u-upon. 

11:3 And David sent and enquiwed aftew t-the |･ω･) w-woman. And onye said, Is nyot 
this B-Bathsheba, t-the daughtew of E-Ewiam, t-the wife of Uwiah t-the Hittite? 
11:4 And David sent messengews, and took hew; and she came in u-unto 
him, and he way with hew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she w-was puwified fwom hew uncweannyess: 
and she wetuwnyed u-unto hew house. 

11:5 And t-the woman conceived, and sent and towd D-David, and said, I am 
with chiwd. 

11:6 And David sent to ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, s-saying, Send m-me Uwiah t-the H-Hittite. And 
Joab sent Uwiah to David. 

11:7 And when Uwiah w-was come u-unto him, David demanded of him how Joab 
did, and how t-the peopwe did, and how t-the waw pwospewed. 

11:8 And David said to Uwiah, Go down to thy h-house, and w-wash thy feet. 
And Uwiah depawted out of t-the king's h-house, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-fowwowed him a 
m-mess of meat fwom t-the king. 

11:9 But Uwiah swept a-at t-the doow of t-the king's house with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of his wowd, and went nyot down to his house. 

11:10 And when they h-had towd D-David, s-saying, Uwiah went nyot down u-unto 
his h-house, David said u-unto Uwiah, Camest t-thou nyot fwom thy ╰(▔∀▔)╯ j-jouwnyey? 
why t-then didst t-thou nyot go down u-unto thinye house? 11:11 And Uwiah 
said u-unto D-David, The awk, and I-Iswaew, and Judah, abide in tents; and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, awe encamped in t-the open 
fiewds; shaww I t-then go into minye h-house, to e-eat and to dwink, and to 
w-wie with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife? as t-thou wivest, and as thy souw w-wiveth, I wiww nyot 
(^-^*)/ d-do this thing. 

11:12 And David said to Uwiah, Tawwy hewe to day awso, and to mowwow I 
wiww wet thee depawt. S-So Uwiah abode in Jewusawem that day, and t-the 
mowwow. 

11:13 And when David h-had cawwed him, he did e-eat and dwink befowe h-him; 
and he m-made him dwunk: and a-at even he went out to w-wie on his b-bed with 
t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of his wowd, but went nyot down to his house. 

11:14 And it came to pass in t-the m-mownying, that David wwote a wettew to 
( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and sent it by t-the hand of Uwiah. 

11:15 And he wwote in t-the w-wettew, s-saying, Set ye Uwiah in t-the 
fowefwont of t-the h-hottest battwe, and w-wetiwe ye fwom him, that he may 
be smitten, and die. 

11:16 And it came to pass, when Joab obsewved t-the city, that he 
assignyed Uwiah u-unto a pwace whewe he knyew that v-vawiant men wewe. 

11:17 And t-the men of t-the city went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and fought with Joab: and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww s-some of t-the peopwe of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and Uwiah t-the 
Hittite died awso. 

11:18 T-Then Joab sent and towd David (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things c-concewnying t-the waw; 
11:19 And c-chawged t-the m-messengew, s-saying, When t-thou hast m-made an end of 
t-tewwing t-the mattews of t-the waw u-unto t-the king, 11:20 And if so be that 
t-the king's wwath a-awise, and he say u-unto thee, Whewefowe \(★ω★)/ a-appwoached ye 
so nyigh u-unto t-the city when ye did fight? knyew ye nyot that they w-wouwd 
shoot fwom t-the waww? 11:21 Who smote A-Abimewech t-the son of 
Jewubbesheth? did nyot a woman cast a piece of a miwwstonye upon him 
fwom t-the waww, that he died in Thebez? why went ye nyigh t-the waww? t-then 
say thou, Thy sewvant Uwiah t-the Hittite is dead awso. 

11:22 S-So t-the messengew went, and came and shewed David (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Joab 
h-had sent him fow. 

1-11:23 And t-the messengew said u-unto D-David, S-Suwewy t-the men p-pwevaiwed 
against u-us, and came out u-unto us into t-the fiewd, and we wewe upon t-them 
even u-unto t-the entewing of t-the gate. 

11:24 And t-the shootews shot fwom off t-the waww upon thy sewvants; and 
s-some of t-the king's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants be dead, and thy sewvant Uwiah t-the Hittite 
is dead awso. 

11:25 T-Then David said u-unto t-the m-messengew, T-Thus shawt t-thou say u-unto 
( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Wet nyot this t-thing d-dispwease thee, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swowd devouweth onye 
as w-weww as anyothew: make thy battwe mowe stwong against t-the city, and 
ovewthwow i-it: and |･ω･) e-encouwage t-thou h-him. 

11:26 And when t-the wife of Uwiah heawd that Uwiah hew h-husband w-was 
dead, she mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew husband. 

11:27 And when t-the mouwnying w-was past, David sent and fetched hew to 
his h-house, and she became his wife, and bawe him a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. But t-the t-thing 
that David h-had donye d-dispweased t-the WOWD. 

12:1 And t-the WOWD sent N-Nyathan u-unto David. And he came u-unto him, and 
said u-unto him, Thewe wewe two men in onye c-city; t-the onye wich, and t-the 
othew poow. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 The wich man h-had exceeding many f-fwocks and hewds: 12:3 But t-the 
poow man h-had nyothing, s-save onye ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe ewe wamb, which he h-had bought 
and n-nyouwished up: and it gwew up togethew with him, and with his 
chiwdwen; it did e-eat of his own m-meat, and d-dwank of his own cup, and 
way in his bosom, and w-was u-unto him as a daughtew. 

12:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a twavewwew u-unto t-the wich ^.^ m-man, and he spawed to 
o(>ω<)o t-take of his own fwock and of his own hewd, to dwess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wayfawing 
man that w-was come u-unto h-him; but took t-the poow man's wamb, and d-dwessed 
it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the man that w-was come to h-him. 

1-12:5 And David's angew w-was gweatwy kindwed against t-the man; and he 
said to Nyathan, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, t-the man that hath donye this t-thing 
shaww suwewy die: 12:6 And he shaww westowe t-the wamb fouwfowd, because 
he did this thing, and because he h-had nyo pity. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And N-Nyathan said to D-David, T-Thou awt t-the m-man. T-Thus saith t-the WOWD 
God of I-Iswaew, I anyointed thee king o-ovew I-Iswaew, and I dewivewed thee 
out of t-the hand of Sauw; 12:8 And I gave thee thy mastew's h-house, and 
thy mastew's wives into thy bosom, and gave thee t-the house of Iswaew 
and of Judah; and if that h-had b-been too wittwe, I w-wouwd moweovew have 
given u-unto thee such and such things. 

12:9 Whewefowe hast t-thou (>_<) d-despised t-the commandment of t-the WOWD, to (^-^*)/ d-do 
eviw in his s-sight? t-thou hast kiwwed Uwiah t-the Hittite with t-the swowd, 
and hast taken his wife to be thy wife, and hast s-swain him with t-the 
s-swowd of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. 

12:10 Nyow thewefowe t-the s-swowd shaww nyevew depawt fwom thinye h-house; 
because t-thou hast (>_<) d-despised me, and hast taken t-the wife of Uwiah t-the 
Hittite to be thy wife. 

1-12:11 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww w-waise up eviw against thee 
out of thinye own h-house, and I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take thy wives befowe thinye eyes, 
and g-give t-them u-unto thy nyeighbouw, and he shaww w-wie with thy wives in 
t-the sight of this (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

12:12 Fow t-thou didst it secwetwy: but I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
I-Iswaew, and befowe t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

12:13 And David said u-unto Nyathan, I have sinnyed against t-the WOWD. And 
N-Nyathan said u-unto D-David, The WOWD awso hath put away thy sin; t-thou 
shawt nyot die. 

12:14 H-Howbeit, because by this deed t-thou hast given gweat occasion to 
t-the enyemies of t-the WOWD to bwaspheme, t-the c-chiwd awso that is bown u-unto 
thee shaww suwewy die. 

1-12:15 And N-Nyathan depawted u-unto his house. And t-the WOWD stwuck t-the 
c-chiwd that Uwiah's wife bawe u-unto D-David, and it w-was vewy s-sick. 

12:16 David thewefowe besought God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwd; and David fasted, 
and went in, and way (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight upon t-the eawth. 

12:17 And t-the ewdews of his house a-awose, and went to him, to w-waise him 
up fwom t-the eawth: but he w-wouwd nyot, nyeithew did he e-eat bwead with 
them. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 And it came to pass on t-the seventh day, that t-the c-chiwd died. And 
t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David feawed to teww him that t-the c-chiwd w-was dead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they said, Behowd, whiwe t-the c-chiwd w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive, we spake u-unto him, 
and he w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto ouw voice: how wiww he t-then v-vex himsewf, 
if we teww him that t-the c-chiwd is dead? 12:19 But when David saw that 
his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants xDD *giggles shyly* w-whispewed, David pewceived that t-the c-chiwd w-was dead: 
thewefowe David said u-unto his sewvants, Is t-the c-chiwd dead? And they 
said, He is dead. 

12:20 T-Then David awose fwom t-the eawth, and washed, and anyointed 
himsewf, and changed his appawew, and came into t-the house of t-the WOWD, 
and wowshipped: t-then he came to his own h-house; and when he w-wequiwed, 
they s-set bwead befowe him, and he did eat. 

1-12:21 T-Then said his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants u-unto him, What t-thing is this that t-thou 
hast donye? t-thou didst fast and weep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwd, whiwe it w-was awive; 
but when t-the c-chiwd w-was dead, t-thou didst (☆ω☆) w-wise and e-eat bwead. 

12:22 And he said, Whiwe t-the c-chiwd w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive, I fasted and wept: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I said, Who c-can teww whethew GOD wiww be gwacious to me, that t-the 
c-chiwd may w-wive? 12:23 But nyow he is dead, (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe shouwd I fast? 
c-can I bwing him back (/ =ω=)/ a-again? I shaww go to him, but he shaww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
to me. 

12:24 And David c-comfowted Bathsheba his wife, and went in u-unto hew, 
and way with hew: and she bawe a son, and he cawwed his nyame S-Sowomon: 
and t-the WOWD woved h-him. 

12:25 And he sent by t-the hand of N-Nyathan t-the pwophet; and he cawwed his 
nyame Jedidiah, because of t-the WOWD. 

12:26 And Joab fought against Wabbah of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and 
took t-the woyaw city. 

12:27 And Joab sent m-messengews to D-David, and said, I have fought 
against Wabbah, and have taken t-the city of watews. 

12:28 Nyow thewefowe gathew t-the w-west of t-the peopwe togethew, and e-encamp 
against t-the city, and o(>ω<)o t-take i-it: west I o(>ω<)o t-take t-the city, and it be cawwed 
aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. 

12:29 And David gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe togethew, and went to Wabbah, 
and fought against it, and took it. 

12:30 And he took theiw king's cwown fwom off his head, t-the w-weight 
wheweof w-was a tawent of gowd with t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes: and it w-was s-set 
on David's head. And he b-bwought fowth t-the spoiw of t-the city in gweat 
abundance. 

12:31 And he b-bwought fowth t-the peopwe that wewe thewein, and put t-them 
undew s-saws, and undew hawwows of i-iwon, and undew a-axes of i-iwon, and 
m-made t-them pass thwough t-the bwick-kiwn: and thus did he u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-cities of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. S-So David and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wetuwnyed 
u-unto Jewusawem. 

13:1 And it came to pass aftew this, that Absawom t-the son of David h-had 
a f-faiw sistew, whose nyame w-was Tamaw; and A-Amnyon t-the son of David woved 
hew. 

13:2 And A-Amnyon w-was so vexed, that he feww sick (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his s-sistew Tamaw; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she w-was a viwgin; and A-Amnyon thought it hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him to (^-^*)/ d-do anything 
to hew. 

13:3 But A-Amnyon h-had a fwiend, whose nyame w-was Jonyadab, t-the son of 
Shimeah David's bwothew: and J-Jonyadab w-was a vewy subtiw m-man. 

13:4 And he said u-unto him, Why awt thou, being t-the king's son, wean 
fwom day to day? wiwt t-thou nyot teww m-me? And A-Amnyon said u-unto him, I 
wove Tamaw, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew Absawom's s-sistew. 

13:5 And J-Jonyadab said u-unto him, Way thee down on thy bed, and make 
t-thysewf sick: and when thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew cometh to s-see thee, say u-unto him, I 
p-pway thee, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sistew Tamaw come, and g-give m-me m-meat, and dwess t-the 
meat in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, that I may s-see it, and e-eat it a-at hew ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

13:6 S-So A-Amnyon way down, and m-made himsewf sick: and when t-the king w-was 
come to s-see him, A-Amnyon said u-unto t-the king, I p-pway thee, wet Tamaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-sistew come, and make m-me a coupwe of c-cakes in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, that I may e-eat 
a-at hew ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

13:7 T-Then David sent home to Tamaw, s-saying, Go nyow to thy b-bwothew 
Amnyon's h-house, and dwess him meat. 

13:8 S-So Tamaw went to hew b-bwothew Amnyon's h-house; and he w-was w-waid down. 
And she took fwouw, and knyeaded it, and m-made c-cakes in his s-sight, and 
did ;;w;; b-bake t-the cakes. 

13:9 And she took a pan, and pouwed t-them out befowe h-him; but he 
wefused to eat. And A-Amnyon said, H-Have out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men fwom me. And they 
went out {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom h-him. 

1-13:10 And A-Amnyon said u-unto Tamaw, Bwing t-the meat into t-the chambew, that 
I may e-eat of thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And Tamaw took t-the c-cakes which she h-had made, 
and b-bwought t-them into t-the c-chambew to A-Amnyon hew bwothew. 

1-13:11 And when she h-had b-bwought t-them u-unto him to eat, he took h-howd of 
hew, and said u-unto hew, Come w-wie with me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sistew. 

13:12 And she answewed him, Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot fowce m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo 
such t-thing ought to be donye in Iswaew: (^-^*)/ d-do nyot t-thou this fowwy. 

13:13 And I, whithew shaww I c-cause o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my shame to go? and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, 
t-thou shawt be as onye of t-the foows in Iswaew. Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway 
thee, speak u-unto t-the king; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww nyot withhowd m-me fwom thee. 

13:14 Howbeit he w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto hew voice: but, being stwongew 
than she, f-fowced hew, and way with hew. 

13:15 T-Then A-Amnyon hated hew e-exceedingwy; so that t-the hatwed whewewith 
he hated hew w-was gweatew than t-the wove whewewith he h-had woved hew. And 
A-Amnyon said u-unto hew, Awise, be gonye. 

1-13:16 And she said u-unto him, Thewe is nyo (=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: this eviw in sending 
m-me away is gweatew than t-the othew that t-thou didst u-unto me. But he 
w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto hew. 

13:17 T-Then he cawwed his sewvant that minyistewed u-unto him, and said, 
Put nyow this woman out fwom me, and bowt t-the doow aftew hew. 

13:18 And she h-had a gawment of divews cowouws upon hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with such 
(☆ω☆) *hugs tightly* w-wobes wewe t-the king's daughtews that wewe viwgins a-appawewwed. T-Then his 
sewvant b-bwought hew (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and b-bowted t-the doow aftew hew. 

13:19 And Tamaw put ashes on hew head, and went hew gawment of divews 
cowouws that w-was on hew, and w-waid hew hand on hew head, and went on 
cwying. 

1-13:20 And Absawom hew b-bwothew said u-unto hew, Hath A-Amnyon thy b-bwothew 
b-been with thee? but h-howd nyow thy p-peace, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew: he is thy bwothew; 
w-wegawd nyot this thing. S-So Tamaw wemainyed desowate in hew b-bwothew 
Absawom's house. 

13:21 But when king David heawd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, he w-was vewy 
w-wwoth. 

13:22 And Absawom spake u-unto his b-bwothew A-Amnyon nyeithew g-good (=`ω´=) n-nyow bad: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Absawom hated Amnyon, because he h-had f-fowced his s-sistew Tamaw. 

13:23 And it came to pass aftew two f-fuww yeaws, that Absawom h-had 
sheepsheawews in B-Baawhazow, which is beside Ephwaim: and Absawom 
invited (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's sons. 

13:24 And Absawom came to t-the king, and said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, thy sewvant 
hath sheepsheawews; wet t-the king, I b-beseech thee, and his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants go 
with thy sewvant. 

13:25 And t-the king said to Absawom, Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, wet us nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyow 
go, west we be c-chawgeabwe u-unto thee. And he pwessed him: h-howbeit he 
w-wouwd nyot go, but bwessed h-him. 

13:26 T-Then said Absawom, If nyot, I p-pway thee, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew A-Amnyon go 
with us. And t-the king said u-unto him, Why shouwd he go with thee? 
13:27 But Absawom pwessed him, that he wet A-Amnyon and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's 
sons go with h-him. 

13:28 Nyow Absawom h-had commanded his sewvants, s-saying, Mawk ye nyow when 
Amnyon's heawt is mewwy with winye, and when I say u-unto y-you, S-Smite 
Amnyon; t-then kiww him, f-feaw nyot: have nyot I commanded y-you? be 
couwageous, and be vawiant. 

13:29 And t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Absawom did u-unto A-Amnyon as Absawom h-had 
c-commanded. 

T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's sons a-awose, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man gat him up upon his 
muwe, and fwed. 

13:30 And it came to pass, whiwe they wewe in t-the way, that tidings 
came to D-David, s-saying, Absawom hath s-swain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's ^-^ s-sons, and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot onye of t-them weft. 

13:31 T-Then t-the king a-awose, and tawe his gawments, and way on t-the 
eawth; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants s-stood by with theiw cwothes went. 

~(>_<~) 1-13:32 And Jonyadab, t-the son of Shimeah David's bwothew, answewed and 
said, Wet nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd s-suppose that they have s-swain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the young men 
t-the king's s-sons; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Amnyon onwy is dead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by t-the a-appointment of 
Absawom this hath b-been detewminyed fwom t-the day that he f-fowced his 
s-sistew Tamaw. 

13:33 Nyow thewefowe wet nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king o(>ω<)o t-take t-the t-thing to his 
heawt, to think that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's sons awe dead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Amnyon onwy is 
dead. 

13:34 But Absawom fwed. And t-the young man that kept t-the watch w-wifted 
up his eyes, and wooked, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came m-much peopwe by t-the 
w-way of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww side behind h-him. 

13:35 And J-Jonyadab said u-unto t-the king, Behowd, t-the king's sons c-come: as 
thy sewvant said, so it is. 

13:36 And it came to pass, as soon as he h-had m-made an end of s-speaking, 
that, b-behowd, t-the king's sons came, and w-wifted up theiw voice and 
wept: and t-the king awso and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wept vewy sowe. 

13:37 But Absawom fwed, and went to Tawmai, t-the son of Ammihud, king 
of G-Geshuw. And David mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his son {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy d-day. 

(☆▽☆) *shuffles closer* 1-13:38 S-So Absawom fwed, and went to Geshuw, and w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thwee yeaws. 

13:39 And t-the souw of king David wonged to go fowth u-unto A-Absawom: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
he w-was c-comfowted c-concewnying Amnyon, seeing he w-was dead. 

14:1 Nyow Joab t-the son of Zewuiah pewceived that t-the king's heawt w-was 
towawd Absawom. 

14:2 And Joab sent to T-Tekoah, and fetched (o´∀`o) t-thence a wise woman, and 
said u-unto hew, I p-pway thee, feign t-thysewf to be a mouwnyew, and put on 
nyow mouwnying appawew, and anyoint nyot t-thysewf with oiw, but be as a 
woman that h-had a wong time mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead: 14:3 And come to t-the 
king, and speak on this m-mannyew u-unto h-him. S-So Joab put t-the w-wowds in hew 
mouth. 

14:4 And when t-the woman of Tekoah spake to t-the king, she feww on hew 
f-face to t-the g-gwound, and did obeisance, and said, Hewp, O-O king. 

1-14:5 And t-the king said u-unto hew, What aiweth thee? And she answewed, I 
am indeed a widow woman, and minye h-husband is dead. 

14:6 And thy handmaid h-had two ^-^ s-sons, and they two stwove togethew in 
t-the fiewd, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to pawt t-them, but t-the onye smote t-the 
othew, and swew h-him. 

14:7 And, b-behowd, t-the w-whowe f-famiwy is wisen against thinye h-handmaid, 
and they said, D-Dewivew him that smote his bwothew, that we may kiww 
him, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of his b-bwothew whom he s-swew; and we wiww d-destwoy t-the 
h-heiw awso: and so they shaww quench o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my coaw which is weft, and shaww 
nyot weave to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-husband nyeithew nyame (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wemaindew upon t-the eawth. 

14:8 And t-the king said u-unto t-the woman, Go to thinye h-house, and I wiww 
g-give chawge c-concewnying thee. 

14:9 And t-the woman of Tekoah said u-unto t-the king, My wowd, O-O king, t-the 
i-inyiquity be on me, and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house: and t-the king and his 
t-thwonye be guiwtwess. 

14:10 And t-the king said, Whoevew saith ought u-unto thee, bwing him to 
me, and he shaww nyot touch thee any mowe. 

14:11 T-Then said she, I p-pway thee, wet t-the king (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the WOWD thy 
G-God, that t-thou wouwdest nyot s-suffew t-the wevengews of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood to d-destwoy 
any m-mowe, west they d-destwoy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And he said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot onye haiw of thy son faww to t-the eawth. 

1-14:12 T-Then t-the woman said, Wet thinye h-handmaid, I p-pway thee, speak onye 
wowd u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king. And he said, Say o-on. 

14:13 And t-the woman said, Whewefowe t-then hast t-thou thought such a 
t-thing against t-the peopwe of God? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king doth speak this t-thing as 
onye which is fauwty, in that t-the king doth nyot fetch home again his 
banyished. 

14:14 Fow we (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds die, and awe as w-watew spiwt on t-the g-gwound, 
which c-cannyot be gathewed up a-again; nyeithew doth God wespect any 
pewson: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet doth he d-devise means, that his banyished be nyot expewwed 
fwom h-him. 

1-14:15 Nyow thewefowe that I am come to speak of this t-thing u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd 
t-the king, it is because t-the peopwe have m-made m-me afwaid: and thy 
handmaid said, I wiww nyow speak u-unto t-the king; it may be that t-the king 
wiww pewfowm t-the wequest of his handmaid. 

14:16 Fow t-the king wiww h-heaw, to d-dewivew his handmaid out of t-the hand 
of t-the man that w-wouwd d-destwoy m-me and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son togethew out of t-the 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of God. 

14:17 T-Then thinye handmaid said, The wowd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king shaww nyow 
be comfowtabwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as an angew of G-God, so is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king to 
discewn g-good and bad: thewefowe t-the WOWD thy God wiww be with thee. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 T-Then t-the king answewed and said u-unto t-the woman, (*ﾉωﾉ) *giggles shyly* H-Hide nyot fwom 
me, I p-pway thee, t-the t-thing that I shaww ask thee. And t-the woman said, 
Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king nyow s-speak. 

1-14:19 And t-the king said, Is nyot t-the hand of Joab with thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-this? And t-the woman answewed and said, As thy souw w-wiveth, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd 
t-the king, nyonye c-can tuwn to t-the wight hand ow to t-the weft fwom ought 
that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king hath spoken: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, he bade me, 
and he put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds in t-the mouth of thinye h-handmaid: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 To 
fetch about this f-fowm of speech hath thy sewvant Joab donye this thing: 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd is w-wise, a-accowding to t-the wisdom of an angew of G-God, to 
knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe in t-the eawth. 

1-14:21 And t-the king said u-unto ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I have donye this thing: 
go thewefowe, bwing t-the young man Absawom again. 

14:22 And Joab feww to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound on his face, and b-bowed himsewf, and 
thanked t-the king: and Joab said, To day thy sewvant k-knyoweth that I 
have f-found gwace in thy s-sight, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king, in that t-the king hath 
fuwfiwwed t-the wequest of his sewvant. 

14:23 S-So Joab awose and went to Geshuw, and b-bwought Absawom to 
Jewusawem. 

14:24 And t-the king said, Wet him tuwn to his own h-house, and wet him 
nyot s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. S-So Absawom wetuwnyed to his own h-house, and saw nyot t-the 
king's (￣ω￣) f-face. 

14:25 But in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to be so m-much pwaised as 
Absawom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his beauty: fwom t-the sowe of his foot even to t-the cwown of 
his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish in h-him. 

14:26 And when he p-powwed his head, (fow it w-was a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy yeaw's end 
that he p-powwed i-it: because t-the haiw w-was h-heavy on him, thewefowe he 
p-powwed i-it:) he weighed t-the haiw of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a-at two hundwed shekews 
aftew t-the king's weight. 

14:27 And u-unto Absawom (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe bown thwee ^-^ s-sons, and onye d-daughtew, 
whose nyame w-was Tamaw: she w-was a woman of a f-faiw c-countenyance. 

14:28 S-So Absawom d-dwewt two f-fuww yeaws in J-Jewusawem, and saw nyot t-the 
king's (￣ω￣) f-face. 

14:29 Thewefowe Absawom sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, to have sent him to t-the king; 
but he w-wouwd nyot come to him: and when he sent again t-the second time, 
he w-wouwd nyot come. 

14:30 Thewefowe he said u-unto his sewvants, See, (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's fiewd is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
minye, and he hath bawwey thewe; go and s-set it on fiwe. And Absawom's 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants s-set t-the fiewd on fiwe. 

14:31 T-Then Joab a-awose, and came to Absawom u-unto his h-house, and said 
u-unto him, Whewefowe have thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiewd on f-fiwe? 14:32 And 
Absawom answewed ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Behowd, I sent u-unto thee, s-saying, Come hithew, 
that I may send thee to t-the king, to say, Whewefowe am I come fwom 
Geshuw? it h-had b-been g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to have b-been (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stiww: nyow 
thewefowe wet m-me s-see t-the king's face; and if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any i-inyiquity in 
me, wet him kiww me. 

14:33 S-So Joab came to t-the king, and towd him: and when he h-had cawwed 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Absawom, he came to t-the king, and b-bowed himsewf on his f-face to t-the 
(^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound befowe t-the king: and t-the king kissed Absawom. 

15:1 And it came to pass aftew this, that Absawom pwepawed him 
chawiots and howses, and fifty men to w-wun befowe h-him. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And Absawom w-wose up e-eawwy, and s-stood beside t-the w-way of t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: 
and it w-was so, that when any man that h-had a contwovewsy came to t-the 
king (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-judgment, t-then Absawom cawwed u-unto him, and said, O-Of what 
city awt thou? And he said, Thy sewvant is of onye of t-the twibes of 
Iswaew. 

1-15:3 And Absawom said u-unto him, See, thy mattews awe g-good and wight; 
but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man deputed of t-the king to h-heaw thee. 

:3 1-15:4 Absawom said moweovew, O-Oh that I wewe m-made j-judge in t-the wand, 
that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man which hath any suit ow c-cause m-might come u-unto me, and I 
w-wouwd (^-^*)/ d-do him j-justice! 1-15:5 And it w-was so, that when any man came nyigh 
to him to (^-^*)/ d-do him obeisance, he put fowth his hand, and took him, and 
kissed h-him. 

15:6 And on this m-mannyew did Absawom to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew that came to t-the 
king (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow judgment: so Absawom stowe t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of t-the men of Iswaew. 

15:7 And it came to pass aftew f-fowty yeaws, that Absawom said u-unto t-the 
king, I p-pway thee, wet m-me go and pay o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vow, which I have vowed u-unto 
t-the WOWD, in H-Hebwon. 

15:8 Fow thy sewvant vowed a vow whiwe I abode a-at o(≧▽≦)o G-Geshuw in Sywia, 
s-saying, If t-the WOWD shaww bwing m-me again indeed to J-Jewusawem, t-then I 
wiww sewve t-the WOWD. 

15:9 And t-the king said u-unto him, Go in p-peace. S-So he a-awose, and went to 
H-Hebwon. 

15:10 But Absawom sent spies (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, 
s-saying, As soon as ye h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, t-then ye shaww 
say, Absawom weignyeth in H-Hebwon. 

15:11 And with Absawom went two hundwed men out of J-Jewusawem, that 
wewe cawwed; and they went in theiw s-simpwicity, and they knyew nyot any 
thing. 

15:12 And Absawom sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ahithophew t-the Giwonyite, David's 
c-counsewwow, fwom his city, even fwom Giwoh, whiwe he offewed 
sacwifices. And t-the conspiwacy w-was stwong; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe incweased 
continyuawwy with Absawom. 

1-15:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a messengew to D-David, s-saying, The (x_x)V h-heawts of t-the 
men of Iswaew awe aftew Absawom. 

15:14 And David said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that wewe with him a-at 
J-Jewusawem, Awise, and wet us fwee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we shaww nyot ewse escape fwom 
A-Absawom: make speed to depawt, west he (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake us suddenwy, and bwing 
eviw upon u-us, and smite t-the city with t-the edge of t-the swowd. 

15:15 And t-the king's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said u-unto t-the king, Behowd, thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants 
awe weady to (^-^*)/ d-do whatsoevew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king shaww appoint. 

15:16 And t-the king went fowth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (o-_-o) h-househowd aftew h-him. And 
t-the king weft t-ten (*°▽°*) w-women, which wewe UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, to keep t-the house. 

15:17 And t-the king went fowth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe aftew him, and 
t-tawwied in a pwace that w-was faw off. 

15:18 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants passed on beside h-him; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
Chewethites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Pewethites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Gittites, six hundwed 
men which came aftew him fwom Gath, passed on befowe t-the king. 

1-15:19 T-Then said t-the king to Ittai t-the G-Gittite, Whewefowe goest t-thou 
awso with us? (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to thy pwace, and abide with t-the king: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou 
awt a s-stwangew, and awso an exiwe. 

1-15:20 Wheweas t-thou camest but ;;w;; y-yestewday, shouwd I this day make thee 
go up and down with us? seeing I go whithew I m-may, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thou, and 
o(>ω<)o t-take back thy b-bwethwen: (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth be with thee. 

15:21 And Ittai answewed t-the king, and said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, and 
as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king w-wiveth, suwewy in what pwace o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king 
shaww be, whethew in death ow w-wife, even (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awso wiww thy sewvant 
be. 

15:22 And David said to Ittai, Go and pass ovew. And Ittai t-the Gittite 
passed ovew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his men, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes that wewe with 
h-him. 

1-15:23 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy wept with a w-woud voice, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe 
passed ovew: t-the king awso himsewf passed o-ovew t-the b-bwook Kidwon, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe passed ovew, towawd t-the w-way of t-the wiwdewnyess. 

1-15:24 And wo Zadok awso, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Wevites wewe with him, beawing 
t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of G-God: and they s-set down t-the awk of God; and 
Abiathaw went up, untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe h-had donye p-passing out of t-the 
city. 

15:25 And t-the king said u-unto Z-Zadok, Cawwy back t-the awk of God into t-the 
city: if I shaww f-find favouw in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, he wiww bwing m-me 
again, and s-shew m-me both it, and his habitation: 15:26 But if he thus 
say, I have nyo dewight in thee; b-behowd, hewe am I, wet him (^-^*)/ d-do to m-me as 
seemeth g-good u-unto h-him. 

15:27 The king said awso u-unto Zadok t-the pwiest, Awt nyot t-thou a seew? 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into t-the city in p-peace, and youw two sons with y-you, Ahimaaz thy 
son, and Jonyathan t-the son of Abiathaw. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 See, I wiww tawwy in t-the pwain of t-the wiwdewnyess, untiw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
come wowd fwom you to cewtify me. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 Zadok thewefowe and Abiathaw cawwied t-the awk of God again to 
Jewusawem: and they t-tawwied thewe. 

15:30 And David went up by t-the (♡°▽°♡) a-ascent of mount Owivet, and wept as he 
went up, and h-had his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-covewed, and he went b-bawefoot: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe that w-was with him covewed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his head, and they went up, 
weeping as they went (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

15:31 And onye towd D-David, s-saying, Ahithophew is among t-the conspiwatows 
with Absawom. And David said, O-O WOWD, I p-pway thee, tuwn t-the counsew of 
Ahithophew into foowishnyess. 

15:32 And it came to pass, that when David w-was come to t-the top of t-the 
mount, whewe he w-wowshipped G-God, b-behowd, H-Hushai t-the A-Awchite came to 
meet him with his coat went, and eawth upon his head: 1-15:33 Unto whom 
David said, If t-thou passest on with me, t-then t-thou shawt be a ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden 
u-unto me: 15:34 But if t-thou (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the city, and say u-unto Absawom, I 
wiww be thy s-sewvant, O-O king; as I have b-been thy fathew's sewvant 
hithewto, so wiww I nyow awso be thy sewvant: t-then mayest t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me 
defeat t-the counsew of Ahithophew. 

1-15:35 And hast t-thou nyot (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with thee Zadok and Abiathaw t-the 
pwiests? thewefowe it shaww be, that what t-thing soevew t-thou shawt 
h-heaw out of t-the king's h-house, t-thou shawt teww it to Zadok and Abiathaw 
t-the pwiests. 

1-15:36 Behowd, they have (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with t-them theiw two ^-^ s-sons, Ahimaaz 
Zadok's son, and Jonyathan Abiathaw's son; and by t-them ye shaww send 
u-unto m-me {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that ye c-can heaw. 

1-15:37 S-So H-Hushai David's fwiend came into t-the city, and Absawom came 
into Jewusawem. 

16:1 And when David w-was a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe past t-the top of t-the h-hiww, b-behowd, 
Ziba t-the sewvant of Mephibosheth met him, with a coupwe of asses 
UwU s-saddwed, and upon t-them two hundwed woaves of bwead, and an hundwed 
bunches of w-waisins, and an hundwed of summew fwuits, and a bottwe of 
winye. 

16:2 And t-the king said u-unto ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ Z-Ziba, What meanyest t-thou by these? And Ziba 
said, The asses be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's (o-_-o) h-househowd to wide ^w^ *blushes* o-on; and t-the bwead 
and summew fwuit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the young men to eat; and t-the winye, that such as 
be f-faint in t-the wiwdewnyess may d-dwink. 

16:3 And t-the king said, And whewe is thy mastew's son? And Ziba said 
u-unto t-the king, Behowd, he abideth a-at Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, To day 
shaww t-the house of Iswaew westowe m-me t-the kingdom of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. 

16:4 T-Then said t-the king to ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ Z-Ziba, Behowd, thinye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that p-pewtainyed 
u-unto Mephibosheth. And Ziba said, I humbwy b-beseech thee that I may 
f-find gwace in thy s-sight, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king. 

16:5 And when king David came to Bahuwim, b-behowd, (o´∀`o) t-thence came out a 
man of t-the f-famiwy of t-the house of Sauw, whose nyame w-was Shimei, t-the son 
of Gewa: he came fowth, and cuwsed stiww as he came. 

1-16:6 And he cast s-stonyes a-at D-David, and a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of king 
David: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty men wewe on his wight 
hand and on his weft. 

16:7 And thus said S-Shimei when he c-cuwsed, Come (* ^ ω ^) o-out, come (* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-thou 
bwoody ^.^ m-man, and t-thou man of Bewiaw: 16:8 The WOWD hath wetuwnyed upon 
thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the house of Sauw, in whose stead t-thou hast 
weignyed; and t-the WOWD hath dewivewed t-the kingdom into t-the hand of 
Absawom thy son: and, b-behowd, t-thou awt taken in thy m-mischief, because 
t-thou awt a bwoody m-man. 

1-16:9 T-Then said Abishai t-the son of Zewuiah u-unto t-the king, Why shouwd 
this dead d-dog (O_O;) c-cuwse o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king? wet m-me go ovew, I p-pway thee, and 
o(>ω<)o t-take off his head. 

1-16:10 And t-the king said, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with y-you, ye sons of 
Z-Zewuiah? so wet him cuwse, because t-the WOWD hath said u-unto him, Cuwse 
David. Who shaww t-then say, Whewefowe hast t-thou donye (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 16:11 And 
David said to Abishai, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants, Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, which 
came fowth of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bowews, seeketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife: how m-much mowe nyow may this 
Benjamite (^-^*)/ d-do it? wet him awonye, and wet him c-cuwse; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath 
bidden h-him. 

1-16:12 I-It may be that t-the WOWD wiww wook on minye a-affwiction, and that 
t-the WOWD wiww wequite m-me g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-cuwsing this d-day. 

16:13 And as David and his men went by t-the way, S-Shimei went awong on 
t-the hiww's side o-ovew against him, and cuwsed as he went, and t-thwew 
s-stonyes a-at him, and cast dust. 

1-16:14 And t-the king, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him, came weawy, 
and wefweshed themsewves thewe. 

xDD 1-16:15 And Absawom, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe t-the men of I-Iswaew, came to 
J-Jewusawem, and Ahithophew with h-him. 

16:16 And it came to pass, when H-Hushai t-the Awchite, David's fwiend, 
w-was come u-unto Absawom, that H-Hushai said u-unto Absawom, God s-save t-the 
king, God s-save t-the king. 

1-16:17 And Absawom said to Hushai, Is this thy k-kindnyess to thy f-fwiend? 
why wentest t-thou nyot with thy f-fwiend? 1-16:18 And H-Hushai said u-unto 
Absawom, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but whom t-the WOWD, and this p-peopwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of 
I-Iswaew, choose, his wiww I be, and with him wiww I abide. 

16:19 And again, whom shouwd I (╯✧▽✧)╯ *giggles shyly* s-sewve? shouwd I nyot sewve in t-the 
pwesence of his son? as I have sewved in thy fathew's pwesence, so 
wiww I be in thy pwesence. 

16:20 T-Then said Absawom to Ahithophew, Give counsew among you what we 
shaww do. 

16:21 And Ahithophew said u-unto Absawom, Go in u-unto thy fathew's 
UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, which he hath weft to keep t-the h-house; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew shaww 
h-heaw that t-thou awt a-abhowwed of thy fathew: t-then shaww t-the h-hands of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that awe with thee be s-stwong. 

16:22 S-So they spwead Absawom a >_> t-tent upon t-the top of t-the h-house; and 
Absawom went in u-unto his fathew's concubinyes in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Iswaew. 

1-16:23 And t-the counsew of Ahithophew, which he counsewwed in those 
days, w-was as if a man h-had enquiwed a-at t-the owacwe of G-God: so w-was (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the counsew of Ahithophew both with David and with Absawom. 

17:1 Moweovew Ahithophew said u-unto Absawom, Wet m-me nyow choose out 
twewve t-thousand men, and I wiww a-awise and puwsue aftew David this 
nyight: 17:2 And I wiww come upon him whiwe he is weawy and weak 
handed, and wiww make him afwaid: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that awe with him 
shaww fwee; and I wiww smite t-the king onwy: 17:3 And I wiww bwing back 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe u-unto t-thee: t-the man whom t-thou seekest is as if (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
wetuwnyed: so (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww be in p-peace. 

17:4 And t-the saying pweased Absawom weww, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of 
Iswaew. 

17:5 T-Then said Absawom, Caww nyow H-Hushai t-the A-Awchite awso, and wet us 
h-heaw wikewise what he saith. 

17:6 And when H-Hushai w-was come to Absawom, Absawom spake u-unto him, 
s-saying, Ahithophew hath spoken aftew this mannyew: shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do aftew 
his saying? if n-nyot; speak thou. 

17:7 And H-Hushai said u-unto Absawom, The counsew that Ahithophew hath 
given is nyot g-good a-at this ^w^ t-time. 

1-17:8 Fow, said Hushai, t-thou k-knyowest thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his men, that they 
be mighty men, and they be chafed in theiw minds, as a beaw w-wobbed of 
hew whewps in t-the fiewd: and thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew is a man of waw, and wiww nyot 
wodge with t-the peopwe. 

17:9 Behowd, he is hid nyow in s-some pit, ow in s-some othew p-pwace: and it 
wiww come to pass, when s-some of t-them be ovewthwown a-at t-the fiwst, that 
w-whosoevew heaweth it wiww say, Thewe is a swaughtew among t-the peopwe 
that fowwow Absawom. 

17:10 And he awso that is vawiant, whose heawt is as t-the heawt of a 
wion, shaww u-uttewwy mewt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew k-knyoweth that thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew is a 
mighty ^.^ m-man, and they which be with him awe v-vawiant m-men. 

17:11 Thewefowe I counsew that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew be genyewawwy gathewed u-unto 
thee, fwom Dan even to Beewsheba, as t-the sand that is by t-the sea (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
muwtitude; and that t-thou go to battwe in thinye own pewson. 

17:12 S-So shaww we come upon him in s-some pwace whewe he shaww be found, 
and we wiww wight upon him as t-the dew f-fawweth on t-the gwound: and of 
him and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men that awe with him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be weft so 
m-much as onye. 

17:13 Moweovew, if he be gotten into a city, t-then shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew 
bwing wopes to that city, and we wiww d-dwaw it into t-the wivew, untiw 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyot onye smaww stonye f-found thewe. 

17:14 And Absawom and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew said, The counsew of 
H-Hushai t-the A-Awchite is bettew than t-the counsew of Ahithophew. Fow t-the 
WOWD h-had appointed to defeat t-the g-good counsew of Ahithophew, to t-the 
intent that t-the WOWD m-might bwing eviw upon Absawom. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 T-Then said H-Hushai u-unto Zadok and to Abiathaw t-the p-pwiests, T-Thus 
and thus did Ahithophew counsew Absawom and t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew; and 
thus and thus have I counsewwed. 

17:16 Nyow thewefowe send quickwy, and teww D-David, s-saying, Wodge nyot 
this nyight in t-the pwains of t-the wiwdewnyess, but s-speediwy pass ovew; 
west t-the king be swawwowed up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that awe with h-him. 

17:17 Nyow Jonyathan and Ahimaaz stayed by E-Enwogew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they m-might nyot 
be s-seen to come into t-the city: and a w-wench went and towd t-them; and 
they went and towd king David. 

17:18 Nyevewthewess a wad saw t-them, and towd A-Absawom: but they went 
both of t-them away quickwy, and came to a man's house in Bahuwim, which 
h-had a w-weww in his couwt; whithew they went down. 

17:19 And t-the woman took and spwead a covewing o-ovew t-the w-weww's mouth, 
and spwead (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound cown theweon; and t-the t-thing w-was nyot knyown. 

17:20 And when Absawom's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants came to t-the woman to t-the h-house, they 
said, Whewe is Ahimaaz and Jonyathan? And t-the woman said u-unto t-them, 
They be gonye o-ovew t-the b-bwook of watew. And when they h-had sought and 
couwd nyot f-find t-them, they wetuwnyed to Jewusawem. 

17:21 And it came to pass, aftew they wewe depawted, that they came up 
out of t-the weww, and went and towd king D-David, and said u-unto D-David, 
Awise, and pass quickwy o-ovew t-the watew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus hath Ahithophew 
counsewwed against you. 

17:22 T-Then David a-awose, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe with him, and 
they passed o-ovew Jowdan: by t-the mownying wight (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wacked nyot onye of 
t-them that w-was nyot gonye o-ovew Jowdan. 

17:23 And when Ahithophew saw that his counsew w-was nyot fowwowed, he 
saddwed his ass, and a-awose, and gat him home to his h-house, to his 
city, and put his (o-_-o) h-househowd in owdew, and hanged himsewf, and died, 
and w-was buwied in t-the sepuwchwe of his fathew. 

17:24 T-Then David came to Mahanyaim. And Absawom passed o-ovew Jowdan, he 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew with h-him. 

17:25 And Absawom m-made Amasa c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host instead of Joab: 
which Amasa w-was a man's son, whose nyame w-was I-Ithwa an Iswaewite, that 
went in to Abigaiw t-the daughtew of N-Nyahash, s-sistew to Zewuiah (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's 
m-mothew. 

17:26 S-So Iswaew and Absawom (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the wand of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

17:27 And it came to pass, when David w-was come to M-Mahanyaim, that S-Shobi 
t-the son of Nyahash of Wabbah of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and M-Machiw t-the 
son of Ammiew of Wodebaw, and Bawziwwai t-the G-Giweadite of Wogewim, 
17:28 Bwought beds, and basons, and eawthen vessews, and wheat, and 
bawwey, and fwouw, and pawched cown, and beans, and w-wentiwes, and 
pawched puwse, 17:29 And honyey, and b-buttew, and sheep, and c-cheese of 
kinye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow D-David, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe that wewe with him, to eat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they said, The peopwe is hungwy, and weawy, and t-thiwsty, in t-the 
wiwdewnyess. 

18:1 And David nyumbewed t-the peopwe that wewe with him, and s-set 
captains of t-thousands, and captains of h-hundweds o-ovew them. 

18:2 And David sent fowth a thiwd pawt of t-the peopwe undew t-the hand of 
( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and a thiwd pawt undew t-the hand of Abishai t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, 
(o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's bwothew, and a thiwd pawt undew t-the hand of Ittai t-the Gittite. 
And t-the king said u-unto t-the p-peopwe, I wiww suwewy go fowth with you 
mysewf awso. 

18:3 But t-the peopwe answewed, T-Thou shawt nyot go fowth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if we fwee 
away, they wiww nyot cawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us; nyeithew if hawf of us die, wiww they 
cawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: but nyow t-thou awt wowth t-ten t-thousand of us: thewefowe nyow 
it is bettew that t-thou succouw us out of t-the city. 

18:4 And t-the king said u-unto t-them, What seemeth you best I wiww do. And 
t-the king s-stood by t-the gate side, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe came out by 
h-hundweds and by thousands. 

18:5 And t-the king commanded Joab and Abishai and Ittai, s-saying, Deaw 
gentwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake with t-the young ^.^ m-man, even with Absawom. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe heawd when t-the king gave (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains chawge c-concewnying 
Absawom. 

18:6 S-So t-the peopwe went out into t-the fiewd against Iswaew: and t-the 
battwe w-was in t-the w-wood of Ephwaim; 18:7 Whewe t-the peopwe of Iswaew 
wewe s-swain befowe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of D-David, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a gweat 
swaughtew that day of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand m-men. 

18:8 Fow t-the battwe w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe scattewed o-ovew t-the f-face of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-countwy: and t-the w-wood devouwed mowe peopwe that day than t-the s-swowd 
devouwed. 

18:9 And Absawom met t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of David. And Absawom w-wode upon a 
muwe, and t-the muwe went undew t-the thick boughs of a gweat oak, and his 
( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head caught h-howd of t-the oak, and he w-was taken up b-between t-the heaven 
and t-the eawth; and t-the muwe that w-was undew him went away. 

18:10 And a c-cewtain man saw it, and towd ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and said, Behowd, I saw 
Absawom hanged in an oak. 

1-18:11 And Joab said u-unto t-the man that towd him, And, b-behowd, t-thou 
sawest him, and why didst t-thou nyot smite him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to t-the gwound? and 
I w-wouwd have given thee t-ten shekews of s-siwvew, and a giwdwe. 

18:12 And t-the man said u-unto ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Though I shouwd weceive a t-thousand 
shekews of s-siwvew in minye hand, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wouwd I nyot put fowth minye hand 
against t-the king's son: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in ouw heawing t-the king c-chawged thee and 
Abishai and Ittai, s-saying, Bewawe that nyonye touch t-the young man 
Absawom. 

18:13 Othewwise I shouwd have wwought f-fawsehood against minye own wife: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo mattew hid fwom t-the king, and t-thou t-thysewf wouwdest 
have s-set t-thysewf against me. 

18:14 T-Then said ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, I may nyot tawwy thus with thee. And he took 
thwee dawts in his hand, and thwust t-them thwough t-the heawt of Absawom, 
whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a-awive in t-the m-midst of t-the oak. 

18:15 And t-ten young men that bawe (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's awmouw compassed about and 
smote Absawom, and swew h-him. 

18:16 And Joab ^w^ b-bwew t-the twumpet, and t-the peopwe wetuwnyed fwom puwsuing 
aftew Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Joab hewd back t-the peopwe. 

18:17 And they took Absawom, and cast him into a gweat p-pit in t-the 
wood, and w-waid a vewy gweat heap of s-stonyes upon him: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew 
fwed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his tent. 

18:18 Nyow Absawom in his wifetime h-had taken and weawed up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf 
a piwwaw, which is in t-the king's dawe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, I have nyo son to 
keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame in wemembwance: and he cawwed t-the piwwaw aftew his own 
nyame: and it is cawwed u-unto this day, Absawom's pwace. 

18:19 T-Then said Ahimaaz t-the son of Z-Zadok, Wet m-me nyow wun, and beaw t-the 
king tidings, how that t-the WOWD hath a-avenged him of his enyemies. 

18:20 And Joab said u-unto him, T-Thou shawt nyot beaw tidings this day, 
but t-thou shawt beaw tidings anyothew day: but this day t-thou shawt beaw 
nyo tidings, because t-the king's son is dead. 

1-18:21 T-Then said Joab to Cushi, Go teww t-the king what t-thou hast (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. 
And C-Cushi b-bowed himsewf u-unto ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and wan. 

18:22 T-Then said Ahimaaz t-the son of Zadok (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again to ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, But 
howsoevew, wet me, I p-pway thee, awso w-wun aftew C-Cushi. And Joab said, 
Whewefowe wiwt t-thou wun, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, seeing that t-thou hast nyo tidings 
weady? 1-18:23 But howsoevew, said he, wet m-me wun. And he said u-unto 
him, Wun. T-Then Ahimaaz wan by t-the w-way of t-the pwain, and ovewwan C-Cushi. 

18:24 And David sat b-between t-the two (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: and t-the watchman went up to 
t-the woof o-ovew t-the gate u-unto t-the waww, and w-wifted up his eyes, and 
wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a man wunnying awonye. 

18:25 And t-the watchman cwied, and towd t-the king. And t-the king said, If 
he be awonye, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is tidings in his mouth. And he came apace, and 
dwew nyeaw. 

18:26 And t-the watchman saw anyothew man wunnying: and t-the watchman 
cawwed u-unto t-the powtew, and said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd anyothew man wunnying awonye. 
And t-the king said, He awso bwingeth tidings. 

18:27 And t-the watchman said, Me thinketh t-the wunnying of t-the f-fowemost 
is w-wike t-the wunnying of Ahimaaz t-the son of Zadok. And t-the king said, He 
is a g-good ^.^ m-man, and cometh with g-good tidings. 

18:28 And Ahimaaz cawwed, and said u-unto t-the king, Aww is weww. And he 
feww down to t-the eawth upon his f-face befowe t-the king, and said, 
Bwessed be t-the WOWD thy G-God, which hath dewivewed up t-the men that 
w-wifted up theiw hand against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king. 

18:29 And t-the king said, Is t-the young man Absawom safe? And Ahimaaz 
answewed, When Joab sent t-the king's s-sewvant, and m-me thy s-sewvant, I saw 
a gweat (╯✧▽✧)╯ t-tumuwt, but I knyew nyot what it was. 

18:30 And t-the king said u-unto him, T-Tuwn aside, and stand hewe. And he 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside, and s-stood (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

18:31 And, b-behowd, C-Cushi c-came; and C-Cushi said, Tidings, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the 
king: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath a-avenged thee this day of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that w-wose up 
against thee. 

(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 And t-the king said u-unto Cushi, Is t-the young man Absawom safe? And 
C-Cushi answewed, The enyemies of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (☆ω☆) w-wise 
against thee to (^-^*)/ d-do thee huwt, be as that young man is. 

(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 And t-the king w-was m-much moved, and went up to t-the c-chambew o-ovew t-the 
gate, and wept: and as he went, thus he said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son Absawom, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
son, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son A-Absawom! w-wouwd God I h-had died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, O-O Absawom, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son! 19:1 And it w-was towd ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Behowd, t-the king weepeth and 
mouwnyeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Absawom. 

19:2 And t-the victowy that day w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into mouwnying u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe heawd say that day how t-the king w-was g-gwieved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

19:3 And t-the peopwe gat t-them by s-steawth that day into t-the city, as 
peopwe being a-ashamed steaw away when they fwee in battwe. 

19:4 But t-the king covewed his face, and t-the king cwied with a w-woud 
voice, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son Absawom, O-O Absawom, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son! 19:5 And Joab 
came into t-the house to t-the king, and said, T-Thou hast (O.O) *looks at you* s-shamed this day 
t-the faces of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy sewvants, which this day have saved thy w-wife, and 
t-the wives of thy sons and of thy (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and t-the wives of thy 
wives, and t-the wives of thy concubinyes; 1-19:6 In that t-thou w-wovest thinye 
>_> e-enyemies, and hatest thy fwiends. Fow t-thou hast d-decwawed this day, that 
t-thou wegawdest nyeithew pwinces (=`ω´=) n-nyow sewvants: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this day I pewceive, 
that if Absawom h-had w-wived, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww we h-had died this day, t-then it h-had 
pweased thee weww. 

19:7 Nyow thewefowe a-awise, go fowth, and speak comfowtabwy u-unto thy 
sewvants: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I sweaw by t-the WOWD, if t-thou go nyot fowth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww 
nyot tawwy onye with thee this nyight: and that wiww be wowse u-unto thee 
than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that befeww thee fwom thy youth untiw n-nyow. 

19:8 T-Then t-the king a-awose, and sat in t-the gate. And they towd u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Behowd, t-the king doth sit in t-the gate. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe came befowe t-the king: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew h-had fwed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his 
tent. 

19:9 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe a-at stwife (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of 
I-Iswaew, s-saying, The king saved us out of t-the hand of ouw >_> e-enyemies, and 
he dewivewed us out of t-the hand of t-the Phiwistinyes; and nyow he is fwed 
out of t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Absawom. 

19:10 And Absawom, whom we anyointed o-ovew u-us, is dead in battwe. Nyow 
thewefowe why speak ye nyot a wowd of bwinging t-the king back? 1-19:11 
And king David sent to Zadok and to Abiathaw t-the p-pwiests, s-saying, 
Speak u-unto t-the ewdews of Judah, s-saying, Why awe ye t-the wast to bwing 
t-the king back to his house? seeing t-the speech of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew is come to 
t-the king, even to his house. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 Ye awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, ye awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then 
awe ye t-the wast to bwing back t-the king? 19:13 And say ye to Amasa, 
Awt t-thou nyot of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonye, and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh? God (^-^*)/ d-do so to me, and mowe 
awso, if t-thou be nyot c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host befowe m-me continyuawwy in t-the 
woom of J-Joab. 

19:14 And he b-bowed t-the heawt of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Judah, even as t-the 
heawt of onye man; so that they sent this wowd u-unto t-the king, W-Wetuwn 
thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy sewvants. 

19:15 S-So t-the king wetuwnyed, and came to Jowdan. And Judah came to 
G-Giwgaw, to go to meet t-the king, to conduct t-the king o-ovew Jowdan. 

19:16 And S-Shimei t-the son of Gewa, a Benjamite, which w-was of Bahuwim, 
hasted and came down with t-the men of Judah to meet king David. 

19:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe a t-thousand men of Benjamin with him, and Ziba t-the 
sewvant of t-the house of Sauw, and his f-fifteen sons and his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with h-him; and they went o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan befowe t-the king. 

19:18 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went o-ovew a fewwy boat to cawwy o-ovew t-the king's 
h-househowd, and to (^-^*)/ d-do what he thought good. And S-Shimei t-the son of Gewa 
feww down befowe t-the king, as he w-was come o-ovew Jowdan; 19:19 And said 
u-unto t-the king, Wet nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd impute i-inyiquity u-unto me, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do 
t-thou (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that which thy sewvant did p-pewvewsewy t-the day that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowd t-the king went out of J-Jewusawem, that t-the king shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take it to 
his heawt. 

19:20 Fow thy sewvant doth knyow that I have sinnyed: thewefowe, b-behowd, 
I am come t-the fiwst this day of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Joseph to go down to 
meet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king. 

19:21 But Abishai t-the son of Zewuiah answewed and said, Shaww nyot 
S-Shimei be put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this, because he cuwsed t-the WOWD's 
a-anyointed? 1-19:22 And David said, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with y-you, ye sons 
of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, that ye shouwd this day be advewsawies u-unto m-me? shaww 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any man be put to death this day in I-Iswaew? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (^-^*)/ d-do nyot I knyow 
that I am this day king o-ovew I-Iswaew? 19:23 Thewefowe t-the king said 
u-unto Shimei, T-Thou shawt nyot die. And t-the king swawe u-unto h-him. 

19:24 And Mephibosheth t-the son of Sauw came down to meet t-the king, and 
h-had nyeithew d-dwessed his feet, (=`ω´=) n-nyow twimmed his beawd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow washed his 
cwothes, fwom t-the day t-the king depawted untiw t-the day he came again in 
p-peace. 

19:25 And it came to pass, when he w-was come to Jewusawem to meet t-the 
king, that t-the king said u-unto him, Whewefowe wentest nyot t-thou with me, 
Mephibosheth? 19:26 And he answewed, My wowd, O-O king, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant 
d-deceived me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant said, I wiww saddwe m-me an ass, that I may 
wide theweon, and go to t-the king; because thy sewvant is wame. 

19:27 And he hath swandewed thy sewvant u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king; but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowd t-the king is as an angew of G-God: (^-^*)/ d-do thewefowe what is g-good in 
thinye eyes. 

19:28 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house wewe but dead men befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd 
t-the king: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet didst t-thou s-set thy sewvant among t-them that did e-eat a-at 
thinye own tabwe. What wight thewefowe have I (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet to (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy any mowe u-unto 
t-the king? 19:29 And t-the king said u-unto him, Why speakest t-thou any 
mowe of thy mattews? I have said, T-Thou and Ziba divide t-the wand. 

1-19:30 And Mephibosheth said u-unto t-the king, Yea, wet him o(>ω<)o t-take a-aww, 
fowasmuch as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king is come again in peace u-unto his own 
house. 

19:31 And Bawziwwai t-the G-Giweadite came down fwom Wogewim, and went 
o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan with t-the king, to conduct him o-ovew Jowdan. 

19:32 Nyow Bawziwwai w-was a vewy a-aged ^.^ m-man, even fouwscowe yeaws owd: and 
he h-had pwovided t-the king of sustenyance whiwe he way a-at Mahanyaim; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
he w-was a vewy gweat m-man. 

19:33 And t-the king said u-unto B-Bawziwwai, Come t-thou o-ovew with me, and I 
wiww feed thee with m-me in Jewusawem. 

19:34 And Bawziwwai said u-unto t-the king, How wong have I to wive, that 
I shouwd go up with t-the king u-unto Jewusawem? 19:35 I am this day 
fouwscowe yeaws owd: and c-can I discewn b-between g-good and eviw? c-can thy 
sewvant taste what I e-eat ow what I dwink? c-can I h-heaw any mowe t-the 
voice of singing men and singing women? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-then shouwd thy 
sewvant be (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king? 19:36 Thy sewvant wiww 
go a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-way o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan with t-the king: and why shouwd t-the king 
wecompense it m-me with such a wewawd? 19:37 Wet thy s-sewvant, I p-pway 
thee, tuwn back again, that I may die in minye own city, and be buwied 
by t-the gwave of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mothew. But (x_x)V b-behowd thy sewvant 
Chimham; wet him go o-ovew with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king; and (^-^*)/ d-do to him what 
shaww seem g-good u-unto thee. 

19:38 And t-the king answewed, Chimham shaww go o-ovew with me, and I wiww 
(^-^*)/ d-do to him that which shaww seem g-good u-unto t-thee: and whatsoevew t-thou 
shawt wequiwe of me, that wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. 

19:39 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe went o-ovew Jowdan. And when t-the king w-was come 
ovew, t-the king kissed B-Bawziwwai, and bwessed h-him; and he wetuwnyed u-unto 
his own pwace. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-19:40 T-Then t-the king went on to G-Giwgaw, and Chimham went on with him: 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of Judah c-conducted t-the king, and awso hawf t-the 
peopwe of Iswaew. 

19:41 And, b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew came to t-the king, and said 
u-unto t-the king, Why have ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the men of Judah stowen thee 
away, and have b-bwought t-the king, and his h-househowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww David's 
men with him, o-ovew Jowdan? 19:42 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Judah answewed 
t-the men of I-Iswaew, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the king is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw of kin to us: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe 
t-then be ye angwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this mattew? have we eaten a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-the king's 
cost? ow hath he given us any gift? ^w^ 1-19:43 And t-the men of Iswaew 
answewed t-the men of Judah, and said, We have t-ten pawts in t-the king, 
and we have awso mowe wight in David than ye: why t-then did ye despise 
u-us, that ouw advice shouwd nyot be fiwst h-had in bwinging back ouw king? 
And t-the w-wowds of t-the men of Judah wewe fiewcew than t-the w-wowds of t-the 
men of Iswaew. 

20:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe happenyed to be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a man of Bewiaw, whose nyame w-was 
Sheba, t-the son of B-Bichwi, a Benjamite: and he ^w^ b-bwew a twumpet, and 
said, We have nyo pawt in D-David, nyeithew have we (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in t-the son 
of Jesse: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his tents, O-O Iswaew. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 S-So {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man of Iswaew went up fwom aftew D-David, and f-fowwowed 
Sheba t-the son of Bichwi: but t-the men of Judah (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave u-unto theiw king, 
fwom (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan even to Jewusawem. 

20:3 And David came to his house a-at Jewusawem; and t-the king took t-the 
t-ten w-women his UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, whom he h-had weft to keep t-the h-house, and put 
t-them in wawd, and fed t-them, but went nyot in u-unto them. S-So they wewe 
s-shut up u-unto t-the day of theiw d-death, wiving in widowhood. 

20:4 T-Then said t-the king to Amasa, A-Assembwe m-me t-the men of Judah within 
thwee days, and be t-thou hewe pwesent. 

20:5 S-So Amasa went to assembwe t-the men of Judah: but he t-tawwied wongew 
than t-the s-set time which he h-had appointed h-him. 

20:6 And David said to Abishai, Nyow shaww Sheba t-the son of Bichwi (^-^*)/ d-do 
us mowe hawm than did A-Absawom: o(>ω<)o t-take t-thou thy wowd's sewvants, and 
puwsue aftew him, west he get him f-fenced cities, and escape us. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out aftew him (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's men, and t-the Chewethites, and 
t-the Pewethites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty m-men: and they went out of 
J-Jewusawem, to puwsue aftew Sheba t-the son of Bichwi. 

20:8 When they wewe a-at t-the gweat stonye which is in G-Gibeon, Amasa went 
befowe them. And (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's gawment that he h-had put on w-was giwded u-unto 
him, and upon it a g-giwdwe with a s-swowd (o-_-o) f-fastenyed upon his woins in t-the 
(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) s-sheath t-theweof; and as he went fowth it feww ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

20:9 And Joab said to Amasa, Awt t-thou in heawth, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew? And Joab 
took Amasa by t-the beawd with t-the wight hand to (O.O) k-kiss h-him. 

20:10 But Amasa took nyo heed to t-the s-swowd that w-was in (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's hand: so 
he smote him thewewith in t-the fifth wib, and shed out his b-bowews to 
t-the g-gwound, and stwuck him nyot a-again; and he died. S-So Joab and Abishai 
his b-bwothew puwsued aftew Sheba t-the son of Bichwi. 

2-20:11 And onye of (o^ ^o)/ J-Joab's men s-stood by him, and said, He that favouweth 
( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and he that is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow D-David, wet him go aftew J-Joab. 

2-20:12 And Amasa wawwowed in ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood in t-the m-midst of t-the h-highway. And 
when t-the man saw that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe s-stood stiww, he w-wemoved Amasa out 
of t-the h-highway into t-the fiewd, and cast a cwoth upon him, when he saw 
that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that came by him s-stood (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

2-20:13 When he w-was w-wemoved out of t-the h-highway, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe went on 
aftew ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, to puwsue aftew Sheba t-the son of Bichwi. 

2-20:14 And he went thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew u-unto Abew, and to 
Bethmaachah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Bewites: and they wewe gathewed togethew, and 
went awso aftew h-him. 

2-20:15 And they came and besieged him in ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew of Bethmaachah, and they 
cast up a bank against t-the city, and it s-stood in t-the twench: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the peopwe that wewe with Joab battewed t-the waww, to thwow it down. 

20:16 T-Then cwied a wise woman out of t-the city, Heaw, heaw; say, I p-pway 
y-you, u-unto ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw hithew, that I may speak with thee. 

2-20:17 And when he w-was come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto hew, t-the woman said, Awt t-thou 
Joab? And he answewed, I am he. T-Then she said u-unto him, Heaw t-the 
w-wowds of thinye handmaid. And he answewed, I (^-^*)/ d-do heaw. 

20:18 T-Then she spake, s-saying, They wewe wont to speak in o-owd time, 
s-saying, They shaww suwewy ask counsew a-at Abew: and so they ended t-the 
mattew. 

2-20:19 I am onye of t-them that awe peaceabwe and faithfuw in Iswaew: t-thou 
seekest to d-destwoy a city and a mothew in Iswaew: why wiwt t-thou 
swawwow up t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the WOWD? 20:20 And Joab answewed and 
said, Faw be it, faw be it fwom me, that I shouwd swawwow up ow 
d-destwoy. 

20:21 The mattew is nyot so: but a man of mount Ephwaim, Sheba t-the son 
of Bichwi by nyame, hath w-wifted up his hand against t-the king, even 
against David: d-dewivew him onwy, and I wiww depawt fwom t-the city. And 
t-the woman said u-unto ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Behowd, his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head shaww be thwown to thee 
o-ovew t-the waww. 

2-20:22 T-Then t-the woman went u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe in hew w-wisdom. And they 
cut off t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Sheba t-the son of B-Bichwi, and cast it out to J-Joab. 
And he ^w^ b-bwew a twumpet, and they wetiwed fwom t-the city, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to 
his tent. And Joab wetuwnyed to Jewusawem u-unto t-the king. 

20:23 Nyow Joab w-was o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of Iswaew: and B-Benyaiah t-the son of 
J-Jehoiada w-was o-ovew t-the Chewethites and o-ovew t-the Pewethites: 20:24 And 
Adowam w-was o-ovew t-the twibute: and J-Jehoshaphat t-the son of A-Ahiwud w-was 
wecowdew: 20:25 And S-Sheva w-was scwibe: and Zadok and Abiathaw wewe t-the 
pwiests: 20:26 And Iwa awso t-the Jaiwite w-was a chief wuwew about David. 

21:1 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a faminye in t-the days of David thwee yeaws, yeaw 
aftew yeaw; and David enquiwed of t-the WOWD. And t-the WOWD answewed, I-It 
is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his bwoody h-house, because he swew t-the Gibeonyites. 

21:2 And t-the king cawwed t-the Gibeonyites, and said u-unto t-them; (nyow t-the 
Gibeonyites wewe nyot of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, but of t-the wemnyant of 
t-the Amowites; and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew h-had swown u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and Sauw 
sought to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them in his zeaw to t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew and J-Judah.) 
21:3 Whewefowe David said u-unto t-the Gibeonyites, What shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
y-you? and whewewith shaww I make t-the atonyement, that ye may bwess t-the 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the WOWD? 21:4 And t-the Gibeonyites said u-unto him, We 
wiww have nyo s-siwvew (=`ω´=) n-nyow gowd of Sauw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of his h-house; nyeithew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us 
shawt t-thou kiww any man in Iswaew. And he said, What ye shaww say, 
that wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

21:5 And they answewed t-the king, The man that consumed u-us, and that 
devised against us that we shouwd be destwoyed fwom wemainying in any 
of t-the coasts of I-Iswaew, 2-21:6 Wet seven men of his sons be dewivewed 
u-unto u-us, and we wiww h-hang t-them up u-unto t-the WOWD in Gibeah of Sauw, 
whom t-the WOWD did choose. And t-the king said, I wiww g-give them. 

21:7 But t-the king spawed Mephibosheth, t-the son of Jonyathan t-the son of 
Sauw, because of t-the WOWD's o-oath that w-was b-between t-them, b-between David 
and Jonyathan t-the son of Sauw. 

21:8 But t-the king took t-the two sons of W-Wizpah t-the daughtew of Aiah, 
whom she bawe u-unto Sauw, Awmonyi and Mephibosheth; and t-the five sons of 
Michaw t-the daughtew of Sauw, whom she b-bwought up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Adwiew t-the son of 
Bawziwwai t-the Mehowathite: 21:9 And he dewivewed t-them into t-the h-hands 
of t-the Gibeonyites, and they hanged t-them in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww befowe t-the WOWD: 
and they feww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww seven togethew, and wewe put to death in t-the days of 
hawvest, in t-the fiwst days, in t-the beginnying of bawwey h-hawvest. 

21:10 And W-Wizpah t-the daughtew of Aiah took sackcwoth, and spwead it 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew upon t-the wock, fwom t-the beginnying of hawvest untiw w-watew 
dwopped upon t-them out of heaven, and suffewed nyeithew t-the biwds of t-the 
aiw to w-west on t-them by day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd by nyight. 

21:11 And it w-was towd David what W-Wizpah t-the daughtew of Aiah, t-the 
concubinye of Sauw, h-had donye. 

21:12 And David went and took t-the bonyes of Sauw and t-the bonyes of 
Jonyathan his son fwom t-the men of Jabeshgiwead, which h-had stowen t-them 
fwom t-the stweet of Bethshan, whewe t-the Phiwistinyes h-had hanged t-them, 
when t-the Phiwistinyes h-had s-swain Sauw in G-Giwboa: 2-21:13 And he b-bwought up 
fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence t-the bonyes of Sauw and t-the bonyes of Jonyathan his son; and 
they gathewed t-the bonyes of t-them that wewe hanged. 

21:14 And t-the bonyes of Sauw and Jonyathan his son buwied they in t-the 
c-countwy of Benjamin in Zewah, in t-the sepuwchwe of Kish his fathew: and 
they ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the king c-commanded. And aftew that God w-was 
intweated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand. 

2-21:15 Moweovew t-the Phiwistinyes h-had (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet waw again with I-Iswaew; and 
David went down, and his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with him, and fought against t-the 
Phiwistinyes: and David (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed faint. 

21:16 And Ishbibenyob, which w-was of t-the sons of t-the giant, t-the w-weight 
of whose speaw weighed thwee hundwed shekews of bwass in weight, he 
being giwded with a nyew swowd, thought to have s-swain David. 

21:17 But Abishai t-the son of Zewuiah succouwed him, and smote t-the 
Phiwistinye, and kiwwed h-him. T-Then t-the men of David swawe u-unto him, 
s-saying, T-Thou shawt go nyo mowe out with us to battwe, that t-thou quench 
nyot t-the wight of Iswaew. 

2-21:18 And it came to pass aftew this, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was again a battwe 
with t-the Phiwistinyes a-at Gob: t-then Sibbechai t-the Hushathite swew Saph, 
which w-was of t-the sons of t-the giant. 

2-21:19 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was again a battwe in Gob with t-the Phiwistinyes, whewe 
Ewhanyan t-the son of J-Jaaweowegim, a Bethwehemite, swew t-the b-bwothew of 
Gowiath t-the G-Gittite, t-the s-staff of whose speaw w-was w-wike a weavew's 
beam. 

21:20 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a battwe in Gath, whewe w-was a man of gweat 
statuwe, that h-had on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hand six fingews, and on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foot six 
toes, fouw and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty in nyumbew; and he awso w-was bown to t-the giant. 

21:21 And when he d-defied I-Iswaew, Jonyathan t-the son of Shimeah t-the 
b-bwothew of David swew h-him. 

2-21:22 These fouw wewe bown to t-the g-giant in Gath, and feww by t-the hand 
of D-David, and by t-the hand of his sewvants. 

22:1 And David spake u-unto t-the WOWD t-the w-wowds of this song in t-the day 
that t-the WOWD h-had dewivewed him out of t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his >_> e-enyemies, 
and out of t-the hand of Sauw: 2-22:2 And he said, The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock, 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fowtwess, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewivewew; (っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 The God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock; in him 
wiww I twust: he is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-shiewd, and t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my high 
towew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my saviouw; t-thou s-savest m-me fwom v-viowence. 

22:4 I wiww caww on t-the WOWD, who is wowthy to be pwaised: so shaww I 
be saved fwom minye enyemies. 

2-22:5 When t-the waves of death compassed me, t-the fwoods of ungodwy men 
m-made m-me afwaid; 22:6 The sowwows of heww compassed m-me a-about; t-the 
snyawes of death pwevented m-me; 22:7 In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-distwess I cawwed upon t-the 
WOWD, and cwied to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: and he did h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice out of his t-tempwe, 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy did entew into his eaws. 

22:8 T-Then t-the eawth shook and twembwed; t-the foundations of heaven 
moved and s-shook, because he w-was w-wwoth. 

22:9 Thewe went up a smoke out of his n-nyostwiws, and fiwe out of his 
mouth devouwed: coaws wewe kindwed by it. 

22:10 He b-bowed t-the h-heavens awso, and came down; and dawknyess w-was undew 
his feet. 

22:11 And he w-wode upon a chewub, and did fwy: and he w-was s-seen upon t-the 
w-wings of t-the wind. 

22:12 And he m-made dawknyess paviwions (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him, dawk w-watews, and 
thick cwouds of t-the skies. 

22:13 Thwough t-the bwightnyess befowe him wewe coaws of fiwe kindwed. 

22:14 The WOWD thundewed fwom heaven, and t-the most High uttewed his 
voice. 

22:15 And he sent out a-awwows, and scattewed t-them; w-wightnying, and 
discomfited them. 

22:16 And t-the channyews of t-the sea appeawed, t-the foundations of t-the 
wowwd wewe discovewed, a-at t-the webuking of t-the WOWD, a-at t-the bwast of 
t-the bweath of his nyostwiws. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 He sent fwom above, he took m-me; he dwew m-me out of many watews; 
22:18 He dewivewed m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwong enyemy, and fwom t-them that hated 
me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

22:19 They pwevented m-me in t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cawamity: but t-the WOWD w-was o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
stay. 

22:20 He b-bwought m-me fowth awso into a wawge p-pwace: he dewivewed me, 
because he dewighted in me. 

22:21 The WOWD wewawded m-me a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess: a-accowding to 
t-the cweannyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands hath he >_< w-wecompensed me. 

2-22:22 Fow I have kept t-the ways of t-the WOWD, and have nyot wickedwy 
depawted fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

22:23 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his judgments wewe befowe me: and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his s-statutes, I 
did nyot depawt fwom them. 

22:24 I w-was awso upwight befowe him, and have kept mysewf fwom minye 
inyiquity. 

22:25 Thewefowe t-the WOWD hath >_< w-wecompensed m-me a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wighteousnyess; a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cweannyess in his eye sight. 

22:26 With t-the m-mewcifuw t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf m-mewcifuw, and with t-the 
upwight man t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf upwight. 

22:27 With t-the puwe t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf puwe; and with t-the fwowawd 
t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf unsavouwy. 

22:28 And t-the affwicted peopwe t-thou wiwt save: but thinye eyes awe upon 
t-the haughty, that t-thou mayest bwing t-them down. 

22:29 Fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wamp, O-O WOWD: and t-the WOWD wiww wighten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
dawknyess. 

22:30 Fow by thee I have w-wun thwough a twoop: by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God have I w-weaped 
o-ovew a waww. 

22:31 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow G-God, his w-way is pewfect; t-the wowd of t-the WOWD is twied: 
he is a buckwew to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that t-twust in h-him. 

22:32 Fow who is G-God, s-save t-the WOWD? and who is a wock, s-save ouw God? 
22:33 God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength and powew: and he m-maketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way p-pewfect. 

22:34 He m-maketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet w-wike \(★ω★)/ h-hinds' feet: and setteth m-me upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my high 
pwaces. 

22:35 He t-teacheth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands to waw; so that a bow of steew is bwoken by 
minye awms. 

22:36 T-Thou hast awso given m-me t-the shiewd of thy sawvation: and thy 
g-gentwenyess hath m-made m-me g-gweat. 

22:37 T-Thou hast e-enwawged o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps undew m-me; so that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet did nyot 
s-swip. 

22:38 I have puwsued minye >_> e-enyemies, and destwoyed t-them; and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot 
again untiw I h-had consumed them. 

22:39 And I have consumed t-them, and w-wounded t-them, that they couwd nyot 
awise: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they awe f-fawwen undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. 

22:40 Fow t-thou hast giwded m-me with stwength to |･ω･) b-battwe: t-them that w-wose 
up against m-me hast t-thou subdued undew me. 

(o^▽^o) 2-22:41 T-Thou hast awso given m-me t-the nyecks of minye >_> e-enyemies, that I m-might 
d-destwoy t-them that hate me. 

22:42 They wooked, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to save; even u-unto t-the WOWD, but 
he answewed t-them n-nyot. 

2-22:43 T-Then did I beat t-them as smaww as t-the dust of t-the eawth, I did 
stamp t-them as t-the miwe of t-the stweet, and did spwead t-them abwoad. 

2-22:44 T-Thou awso hast dewivewed m-me fwom t-the stwivings of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, 
t-thou hast kept m-me to be ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the heathen: a peopwe which I knyew nyot 
shaww sewve me. 

22:45 Stwangews shaww submit themsewves u-unto me: as soon as they h-heaw, 
they shaww be xDD o-obedient u-unto me. 

22:46 Stwangews shaww fade away, and they shaww be afwaid out of theiw 
cwose pwaces. 

22:47 The WOWD wiveth; and bwessed be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock; and exawted be t-the God 
of t-the w-wock of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. 

22:48 I-It is God that avengeth me, and that bwingeth down t-the peopwe 
undew me. 

2-22:49 And that bwingeth m-me fowth fwom minye e-enyemies: t-thou awso hast 
w-wifted m-me up on high a-above t-them that w-wose up against me: t-thou hast 
dewivewed m-me fwom t-the viowent m-man. 

22:50 Thewefowe I wiww g-give thanks u-unto thee, O-O WOWD, among t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and I wiww sing p-pwaises u-unto thy nyame. 

22:51 He is t-the towew of sawvation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his king: and sheweth (´-ω-`) m-mewcy to 
his anyointed, u-unto D-David, and to his seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 

23:1 Nyow these be t-the wast w-wowds of David. David t-the son of Jesse 
said, and t-the man who w-was waised up on high, t-the anyointed of t-the God 
of Jacob, and t-the sweet psawmist of I-Iswaew, said, 23:2 The Spiwit of 
t-the WOWD spake by me, and his wowd w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue. 

23:3 The God of Iswaew said, t-the Wock of Iswaew spake to me, He that 
wuweth o-ovew men (* ^ ω ^) m-must be just, wuwing in t-the f-feaw of God. 

23:4 And he shaww be as t-the wight of t-the m-mownying, when t-the sun (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wiseth, 
even a mownying without cwouds; as t-the tendew gwass spwinging out of 
t-the eawth by ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw shinying aftew wain. 

23:5 Awthough o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house be nyot so with God; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he hath m-made with m-me an 
evewwasting c-covenyant, owdewed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and suwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my desiwe, awthough he make it nyot to g-gwow. 

23:6 But t-the sons of (* ^ ω ^) B-Bewiaw shaww be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them as thowns thwust 
away, because they c-cannyot be taken with hands: 2-23:7 But t-the man that 
shaww touch t-them (* ^ ω ^) m-must be f-fenced with (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and t-the s-staff of a speaw; 
and they shaww be u-uttewwy buwnyed with fiwe in t-the same pwace. 

2-23:8 These be t-the nyames of t-the mighty men whom David had: The 
Tachmonyite that sat in t-the s-seat, chief among t-the captains; t-the same 
w-was A-Adinyo t-the Eznyite: he wift up his speaw against eight h-hundwed, whom 
he swew a-at onye ^w^ t-time. 

23:9 And aftew him w-was Eweazaw t-the son of Dodo t-the Ahohite, onye of t-the 
thwee mighty men with D-David, when they d-defied t-the Phiwistinyes that 
wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe gathewed togethew to battwe, and t-the men of Iswaew wewe 
gonye (☆ω☆) a-away: 23:10 He a-awose, and smote t-the Phiwistinyes untiw his hand 
w-was weawy, and his hand (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave u-unto t-the (--_--) s-swowd: and t-the WOWD wwought a 
gweat victowy that >_> d-day; and t-the peopwe wetuwnyed aftew him onwy to 
s-spoiw. 

23:11 And aftew him w-was S-Shammah t-the son of A-Agee t-the Hawawite. And t-the 
Phiwistinyes wewe gathewed togethew into a twoop, whewe w-was a piece of 
(^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound f-fuww of wentiwes: and t-the peopwe fwed fwom t-the Phiwistinyes. 

23:12 But he s-stood in t-the m-midst of t-the g-gwound, and defended it, and 
swew t-the Phiwistinyes: and t-the WOWD wwought a gweat victowy. 

2-23:13 And thwee of t-the thiwty chief went down, and came to David in 
t-the hawvest time u-unto t-the c-cave of Aduwwam: and t-the t-twoop of t-the 
Phiwistinyes (✯◡✯) p-pitched in t-the vawwey of Wephaim. 

23:14 And David w-was t-then in an howd, and t-the gawwison of t-the 
Phiwistinyes w-was t-then in B-Bethwehem. 

23:15 And David wonged, and said, O-Oh that onye w-wouwd g-give m-me dwink of 
t-the w-watew of t-the w-weww of Bethwehem, which is by t-the gate! 23:16 And 
t-the thwee mighty men bwake thwough t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes, and 
dwew w-watew out of t-the w-weww of Bethwehem, that w-was by t-the gate, and 
took it, and b-bwought it to David: nyevewthewess he w-wouwd nyot dwink 
t-theweof, but pouwed it out u-unto t-the WOWD. 

23:17 And he said, (☆▽☆) B-Be it faw fwom me, O-O WOWD, that I shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this: 
is nyot this t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the men that went in jeopawdy of theiw wives? 
thewefowe he w-wouwd nyot dwink it. These things did these thwee mighty 
m-men. 

23:18 And Abishai, t-the b-bwothew of ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, w-was chief 
among thwee. And he w-wifted up his speaw against thwee h-hundwed, and 
swew t-them, and h-had t-the nyame among thwee. 

23:19 Was he nyot most honyouwabwe of thwee? thewefowe he w-was theiw 
captain: h-howbeit he attainyed nyot u-unto t-the fiwst thwee. 

23:20 And B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, t-the son of a v-vawiant ^.^ m-man, of 
Kabzeew, who h-had donye many acts, he swew two wionwike men of M-Moab: he 
went down awso and swew a w-wion in t-the m-midst of a p-pit in time of snyow: 
(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 And he swew an Egyptian, a goodwy man: and t-the Egyptian h-had a 
speaw in his hand; but he went down to him with a staff, and p-pwucked 
t-the speaw out of t-the Egyptian's hand, and swew him with his own speaw. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 These things did B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, and h-had t-the nyame 
among thwee mighty m-men. 

23:23 He w-was mowe honyouwabwe than t-the thiwty, but he attainyed nyot to 
t-the fiwst thwee. And David s-set him o-ovew his guawd. 

23:24 A-Asahew t-the b-bwothew of Joab w-was onye of t-the thiwty; Ewhanyan t-the 
son of Dodo of Bethwehem, 23:25 S-Shammah t-the Hawodite, Ewika t-the 
Hawodite, 23:26 Hewez t-the Pawtite, Iwa t-the son of Ikkesh t-the T-Tekoite, 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 Abiezew t-the A-Anyethothite, Mebunnyai t-the Hushathite, 23:28 Zawmon 
t-the Ahohite, Mahawai t-the Nyetophathite, 23:29 Heweb t-the son of Baanyah, 
a Nyetophathite, Ittai t-the son of Wibai out of Gibeah of t-the chiwdwen 
of Benjamin, o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 B-Benyaiah t-the Piwathonyite, Hiddai of t-the bwooks of 
Gaash, 23:31 A-Abiawbon t-the Awbathite, Azmaveth t-the Bawhumite, 23:32 
Ewiahba t-the Shaawbonyite, of t-the sons of Jashen, Jonyathan, 2-23:33 
S-Shammah t-the Hawawite, (=^･ω･^=) A-Ahiam t-the son of S-Shawaw t-the Hawawite, 2-23:34 
Ewiphewet t-the son of Ahasbai, t-the son of t-the Maachathite, Ewiam t-the 
son of Ahithophew t-the Giwonyite, 2-23:35 Hezwai t-the Cawmewite, P-Paawai t-the 
Awbite, 23:36 Igaw t-the son of N-Nyathan of Zobah, Banyi t-the Gadite, 23:37 
Zewek t-the (=①ω①=) A-Ammonyite, Nyahawi t-the Beewothite, (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew to Joab t-the 
son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, 23:38 Iwa an Ithwite, Gaweb an Ithwite, 2-23:39 Uwiah 
t-the Hittite: thiwty and seven in aww. 

2-24:1 And again t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against I-Iswaew, and 
he moved David against t-them to say, Go, (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew Iswaew and J-Judah. 

24:2 Fow t-the king said to Joab t-the c-captain of t-the host, which w-was with 
him, Go nyow thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, fwom Dan even to 
Beewsheba, and (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew ye t-the p-peopwe, that I may knyow t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the 
peopwe. 

24:3 And Joab said u-unto t-the king, Nyow t-the WOWD thy God a-add u-unto t-the 
p-peopwe, how many soevew they be, an h-hundwedfowd, and that t-the eyes of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king may s-see i-it: but why doth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king dewight in 
this thing? 2-24:4 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the king's wowd p-pwevaiwed against 
( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and against t-the captains of t-the host. And Joab and t-the captains 
of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host went out fwom t-the pwesence of t-the king, to (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-the 
peopwe of Iswaew. 

24:5 And they passed o-ovew Jowdan, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched in Awoew, on t-the wight 
side of t-the city that wieth in t-the m-midst of t-the wivew of Gad, and 
towawd Jazew: 24:6 T-Then they came to Giwead, and to t-the wand of 
Tahtimhodshi; and they came to Danjaan, and about to Zidon, 24:7 And 
came to t-the stwong h-howd of T-Tywe, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of t-the Hivites, 
and of t-the Canyaanyites: and they went out to t-the south of Judah, even 
to Beewsheba. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 S-So when they h-had gonye thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand, they came to 
Jewusawem a-at t-the end of nyinye months and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty days. 

24:9 And Joab gave up t-the sum of t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the peopwe u-unto t-the 
king: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe in Iswaew eight hundwed t-thousand v-vawiant men that 
dwew t-the swowd; and t-the men of Judah wewe five hundwed t-thousand m-men. 

24:10 And David's heawt smote him aftew that he h-had nyumbewed t-the 
peopwe. 

And David said u-unto t-the WOWD, I have sinnyed gweatwy in that I have 
d-donye: and n-nyow, I b-beseech thee, O-O WOWD, o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the i-inyiquity of thy 
sewvant; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have donye vewy f-foowishwy. 

24:11 Fow when David w-was up in t-the m-mownying, t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came 
u-unto t-the pwophet Gad, David's seew, s-saying, 24:12 Go and say u-unto 
D-David, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, I offew thee thwee things; choose thee onye 
of t-them, that I may (^-^*)/ d-do it u-unto thee. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 S-So Gad came to D-David, and towd him, and said u-unto him, Shaww 
seven yeaws of faminye come u-unto thee in thy w-wand? ow wiwt t-thou fwee 
thwee months befowe thinye >_> e-enyemies, whiwe they puwsue thee? ow that 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be thwee days' pestiwence in thy w-wand? nyow advise, and s-see what 
answew I shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to him that sent me. 

24:14 And David said u-unto Gad, I am in a gweat |･ω･) s-stwait: wet us faww nyow 
into t-the hand of t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mewcies awe (=`ω´=) g-gweat: and wet m-me nyot 
faww into t-the hand of m-man. 

24:15 S-So t-the WOWD sent a pestiwence upon Iswaew fwom t-the mownying even 
to t-the time appointed: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe died of t-the peopwe fwom Dan even to 
B-Beewsheba s-seventy t-thousand m-men. 

24:16 And when t-the angew stwetched out his hand upon Jewusawem to 
d-destwoy it, t-the WOWD wepented him of t-the eviw, and said to t-the angew 
that destwoyed t-the p-peopwe, I-It is enyough: stay nyow thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And t-the 
angew of t-the WOWD w-was by t-the thweshingpwace of ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah t-the Jebusite. 

24:17 And David spake u-unto t-the WOWD when he saw t-the angew that smote 
t-the p-peopwe, and said, Wo, I have sinnyed, and I have donye wickedwy: but 
these sheep, what have they donye? wet thinye hand, I p-pway thee, be 
against me, and against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house. 

24:18 And Gad came that day to D-David, and said u-unto him, Go up, w-weaw 
an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD in t-the thweshingfwoow of ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah t-the Jebusite. 

24:19 And D-David, a-accowding to t-the saying of Gad, went up as t-the WOWD 
c-commanded. 

24:20 And ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah wooked, and saw t-the king and his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants coming on 
towawd him: and ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and b-bowed himsewf befowe t-the king on 
his f-face upon t-the gwound. 

24:21 And ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah said, Whewefowe is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king come to his 
sewvant? And David said, To buy t-the thweshingfwoow of thee, to buiwd 
an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD, that t-the pwague may be stayed fwom t-the peopwe. 

2-24:22 And ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah said u-unto D-David, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king o(>ω<)o t-take and offew 
up what seemeth g-good u-unto him: b-behowd, hewe be oxen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt 
sacwifice, and thweshing instwuments and othew instwuments of t-the oxen 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wood. 

24:23 Aww these things did Awaunyah, as a king, g-give u-unto t-the king. And 
＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Awaunyah said u-unto t-the king, The WOWD thy God a-accept thee. 

24:24 And t-the king said u-unto Awaunyah, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but I wiww suwewy buy it of 
thee a-at a (-ω-、) *moans* p-pwice: nyeithew wiww I offew buwnt offewings u-unto t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
God of that which doth cost m-me nyothing. S-So David bought t-the 
thweshingfwoow and t-the oxen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fifty shekews of siwvew. 

24:25 And David b-buiwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD, and offewed buwnt 
offewings and peace offewings. S-So t-the WOWD w-was intweated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand, 
and t-the pwague w-was stayed fwom Iswaew. 




The Fiwst Book of t-the Kings 

Commonwy Cawwed: 

The T-Thiwd Book of t-the Kings 


1:1 Nyow king David w-was o-owd and s-stwicken in yeaws; and they covewed 
him with cwothes, but he gat nyo (/ =ω=)/ h-heat. 

1:2 Whewefowe his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said u-unto him, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowd t-the king a young viwgin: and wet hew stand befowe t-the king, and 
wet hew chewish him, and wet hew w-wie in thy bosom, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the 
king may get (/ =ω=)/ h-heat. 

1:3 S-So they sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a f-faiw damsew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of 
I-Iswaew, and f-found Abishag a S-Shunyammite, and b-bwought hew to t-the king. 

1:4 And t-the damsew w-was vewy faiw, and chewished t-the king, and 
minyistewed to him: but t-the king knyew hew n-nyot. 

1:5 T-Then Adonyijah t-the son of H-Haggith exawted himsewf, s-saying, I wiww 
be king: and he pwepawed him chawiots and howsemen, and fifty men to 
w-wun befowe h-him. 

1-1:6 And his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had nyot d-dispweased him a-at any time in s-saying, Why 
hast t-thou donye (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? and he awso w-was a vewy goodwy man; and his mothew 
bawe him aftew Absawom. 

1:7 And he confewwed with Joab t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, and with Abiathaw 
t-the x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and they fowwowing Adonyijah hewped h-him. 

1:8 But Zadok t-the pwiest, and B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, and N-Nyathan 
t-the pwophet, and Shimei, and Wei, and t-the mighty men which bewonged to 
D-David, wewe nyot with Adonyijah. 

1-1:9 And Adonyijah swew sheep and oxen and fat cattwe by t-the stonye of 
Zoheweth, which is by Enwogew, and cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the king's 
^-^ s-sons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Judah t-the king's sewvants: 1:10 But N-Nyathan 
t-the pwophet, and Benyaiah, and t-the mighty men, and S-Sowomon his bwothew, 
he cawwed n-nyot. 

1:11 Whewefowe N-Nyathan spake u-unto Bathsheba t-the mothew of S-Sowomon, 
s-saying, Hast t-thou nyot heawd that Adonyijah t-the son of H-Haggith doth 
weign, and David ouw wowd k-knyoweth it nyot? 1:12 Nyow thewefowe come, 
wet me, I p-pway thee, g-give thee counsew, that t-thou mayest s-save thinye 
own w-wife, and t-the wife of thy son Sowomon. 

1:13 Go and get thee in u-unto king D-David, and say u-unto him, Didst nyot 
thou, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king, sweaw u-unto thinye h-handmaid, s-saying, Assuwedwy 
S-Sowomon thy son shaww weign aftew me, and he shaww sit upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thwonye? 
why t-then doth Adonyijah weign? 1:14 Behowd, whiwe t-thou (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet tawkest 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with t-the king, I awso wiww come in aftew thee, and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm thy 
wowds. 

1:15 And Bathsheba went in u-unto t-the king into t-the chambew: and t-the 
king w-was vewy o-owd; and Abishag t-the S-Shunyammite minyistewed u-unto t-the 
king. 

1:16 And Bathsheba bowed, and did obeisance u-unto t-the king. And t-the 
king said, What wouwdest thou? 1:17 And she said u-unto him, My wowd, 
t-thou swawest by t-the WOWD thy God u-unto thinye h-handmaid, s-saying, 
Assuwedwy S-Sowomon thy son shaww weign aftew me, and he shaww sit upon 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thwonye. 

1:18 And n-nyow, b-behowd, Adonyijah weignyeth; and n-nyow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king, 
t-thou k-knyowest it nyot: 1:19 And he hath s-swain oxen and fat cattwe and 
sheep in abundance, and hath cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons of t-the king, and 
Abiathaw t-the pwiest, and Joab t-the c-captain of t-the h-host: but S-Sowomon thy 
sewvant hath he nyot cawwed. 

1:20 And thou, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king, t-the eyes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew awe upon thee, 
that t-thou shouwdest teww t-them who shaww sit on t-the t-thwonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd 
t-the king aftew h-him. 

1-1:21 Othewwise it shaww come to pass, when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king shaww 
(o´∀`o) s-sweep with his fathews, that I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son S-Sowomon shaww be c-counted 
offendews. 

1:22 And, wo, whiwe she (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-tawked with t-the king, N-Nyathan t-the pwophet 
awso came in. 

1:23 And they towd t-the king, s-saying, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd N-Nyathan t-the pwophet. And 
when he w-was come in befowe t-the king, he b-bowed himsewf befowe t-the king 
with his f-face to t-the gwound. 

1-1:24 And N-Nyathan said, My wowd, O-O king, hast t-thou said, Adonyijah shaww 
weign aftew me, and he shaww sit upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thwonye? 1:25 Fow he is gonye 
down this day, and hath s-swain oxen and fat cattwe and sheep in 
abundance, and hath cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's ^-^ s-sons, and t-the captains of 
t-the host, and Abiathaw t-the pwiest; and, b-behowd, they e-eat and dwink 
befowe him, and say, God s-save king Adonyijah. 

1:26 But me, even m-me thy s-sewvant, and Zadok t-the pwiest, and B-Benyaiah 
t-the son of Jehoiada, and thy sewvant S-Sowomon, hath he nyot cawwed. 

1:27 Is this t-thing donye by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king, and t-thou hast nyot shewed 
it u-unto thy s-sewvant, who shouwd sit on t-the t-thwonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king 
aftew h-him? 1:28 T-Then king David answewed and said, Caww m-me Bathsheba. 
And she came into t-the king's pwesence, and s-stood befowe t-the king. 

1:29 And t-the king swawe, and said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, that hath 
wedeemed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww distwess, 1:30 Even as I swawe u-unto thee 
by t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Assuwedwy S-Sowomon thy son shaww 
weign aftew me, and he shaww sit upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stead; even so 
wiww I cewtainwy (^-^*)/ d-do this d-day. 

1:31 T-Then Bathsheba b-bowed with hew f-face to t-the eawth, and did 
wevewence to t-the king, and said, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd king David wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1:32 And king David said, Caww m-me Zadok t-the pwiest, and N-Nyathan t-the 
pwophet, and B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada. And they came befowe t-the 
king. 

1:33 The king awso said u-unto t-them, Take with you t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of youw 
wowd, and c-cause S-Sowomon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son to wide upon minye own muwe, and bwing 
him down to G-Gihon: 1:34 And wet Zadok t-the pwiest and N-Nyathan t-the 
pwophet anyoint him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe king o-ovew Iswaew: and b-bwow ye with t-the 
twumpet, and say, God s-save king Sowomon. 

1:35 T-Then ye shaww come up aftew him, that he may come and sit upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
thwonye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww be king in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-stead: and I have appointed him to 
be wuwew o-ovew Iswaew and o-ovew J-Judah. 

1:36 And B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada answewed t-the king, and said, 
Amen: t-the WOWD God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king say so too. 

(o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 As t-the WOWD hath b-been with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king, even so be he with 
S-Sowomon, and make his t-thwonye gweatew than t-the t-thwonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd king 
David. 

(^人^) 1-1:38 S-So Zadok t-the pwiest, and N-Nyathan t-the pwophet, and B-Benyaiah t-the son 
of Jehoiada, and t-the Chewethites, and t-the Pewethites, went down, and 
caused S-Sowomon to wide upon king David's muwe, and b-bwought him to 
Gihon. 

1-1:39 And Zadok t-the pwiest took an (・_・ヾ h-hown of oiw out of t-the tabewnyacwe, 
and anyointed Sowomon. And they ^w^ b-bwew t-the t-twumpet; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe 
said, God s-save king Sowomon. 

1:40 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe came up aftew him, and t-the peopwe piped with 
pipes, and w-wejoiced with gweat joy, so that t-the eawth went with t-the 
s-sound of them. 

1:41 And Adonyijah and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the guests that wewe with him heawd it as 
they h-had m-made an end of e-eating. And when Joab heawd t-the s-sound of t-the 
twumpet, he said, Whewefowe is this (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the city being in an 
upwoaw? 1:42 And whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, b-behowd, Jonyathan t-the son of 
Abiathaw t-the pwiest c-came; and Adonyijah said u-unto him, Come in; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-thou awt a v-vawiant ^.^ m-man, and b-bwingest g-good tidings. 

1:43 And Jonyathan answewed and said to Adonyijah, Vewiwy ouw wowd king 
David hath m-made S-Sowomon king. 

1:44 And t-the king hath sent with him Zadok t-the pwiest, and N-Nyathan t-the 
pwophet, and B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, and t-the Chewethites, and t-the 
Pewethites, and they have caused him to wide upon t-the king's muwe: 
1-1:45 And Zadok t-the pwiest and N-Nyathan t-the pwophet have anyointed him 
king in G-Gihon: and they awe come up fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence wejoicing, so that t-the 
city wang again. This is t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise that ye have h-heawd. 

1:46 And awso S-Sowomon sitteth on t-the t-thwonye of t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

1:47 And moweovew t-the king's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants came to bwess ouw wowd king 
D-David, s-saying, God make t-the nyame of S-Sowomon bettew than thy nyame, and 
make his t-thwonye gweatew than thy thwonye. And t-the king b-bowed himsewf 
upon t-the bed. 

1:48 And awso thus said t-the king, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, 
which hath given onye to sit on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye this day, minye eyes even 
seeing it. 

1:49 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the guests that wewe with Adonyijah wewe afwaid, and w-wose 
up, and went {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his way. 

1:50 And Adonyijah feawed because of S-Sowomon, and a-awose, and went, and 
caught h-howd on t-the howns of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

1:51 And it w-was towd S-Sowomon, s-saying, Behowd, Adonyijah feaweth king 
S-Sowomon: fow, wo, he hath caught h-howd on t-the howns of t-the awtaw, 
s-saying, Wet king S-Sowomon sweaw u-unto m-me today that he wiww nyot (✧∀✧)/ s-sway his 
sewvant with t-the swowd. 

1:52 And S-Sowomon said, If he wiww s-shew himsewf a wowthy ^.^ m-man, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww nyot an haiw of him faww to t-the eawth: but if w-wickednyess shaww be 
f-found in him, he shaww die. 

1:53 S-So king S-Sowomon sent, and they b-bwought him down fwom t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 
And he came and b-bowed himsewf to king S-Sowomon: and S-Sowomon said u-unto 
him, Go to thinye house. 

2:1 Nyow t-the days of David dwew nyigh that he shouwd die; and he c-chawged 
S-Sowomon his son, s-saying, 2:2 I go t-the w-way of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: be t-thou 
stwong thewefowe, and s-shew t-thysewf a man; 2-2:3 And keep t-the chawge of 
t-the WOWD thy G-God, to wawk in his ways, to keep his s-statutes, and his 
commandments, and his judgments, and his testimonyies, as it is wwitten 
in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, that t-thou mayest p-pwospew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou doest, 
and whithewsoevew t-thou t-tuwnyest thysewf: 2:4 That t-the WOWD may continyue 
his wowd which he spake c-concewnying me, s-saying, If thy chiwdwen o(>ω<)o t-take 
heed to theiw way, to wawk befowe m-me in twuth with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawt and 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw s-souw, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot faiw thee (✧ω✧) (-(said h-he) a man on t-the 
t-thwonye of Iswaew. 

2-2:5 Moweovew t-thou k-knyowest awso what Joab t-the son of Zewuiah did to me, 
and what he did to t-the two captains of t-the hosts of I-Iswaew, u-unto ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew 
t-the son of N-Nyew, and u-unto Amasa t-the son of J-Jethew, whom he s-swew, and 
shed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of waw in p-peace, and put t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of waw upon his 
g-giwdwe that w-was about his w-woins, and in his shoes that wewe on his 
feet. 

2:6 Do thewefowe a-accowding to thy wisdom, and wet nyot his hoaw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head go 
down to t-the gwave in p-peace. 

2-2:7 But s-shew k-kindnyess u-unto t-the sons of Bawziwwai t-the Giweadite, and 
wet t-them be of those that e-eat a-at thy tabwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so they came to m-me 
when I fwed because of Absawom thy bwothew. 

2:8 And, b-behowd, t-thou hast with thee S-Shimei t-the son of Gewa, a 
Benjamite of Bahuwim, which cuwsed m-me with a gwievous (O_O;) c-cuwse in t-the day 
when I went to Mahanyaim: but he came down to meet m-me a-at Jowdan, and I 
swawe to him by t-the WOWD, s-saying, I wiww nyot put thee to death with 
t-the swowd. 

2-2:9 Nyow thewefowe h-howd him nyot g-guiwtwess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt a wise ^.^ m-man, and 
k-knyowest what t-thou o-oughtest to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto h-him; but his hoaw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head bwing 
t-thou down to t-the gwave with bwood. 

2:10 S-So David swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied in t-the city of 
David. 

2-2:11 And t-the days that David weignyed o-ovew Iswaew wewe f-fowty yeaws: 
seven yeaws weignyed he in Hebwon, and thiwty and thwee yeaws weignyed 
he in Jewusawem. 

2:12 T-Then sat S-Sowomon upon t-the t-thwonye of David his f-fathew; and his 
kingdom w-was estabwished gweatwy. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And Adonyijah t-the son of H-Haggith came to Bathsheba t-the mothew of 
Sowomon. And she said, Comest t-thou p-peaceabwy? And he said, Peaceabwy. 

2:14 He said moweovew, I have somewhat to say u-unto thee. And she said, 
Say o-on. 

2:15 And he said, T-Thou k-knyowest that t-the kingdom w-was minye, and that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Iswaew s-set theiw faces on me, that I shouwd weign: h-howbeit t-the kingdom 
is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed a-about, and is become o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ∀ ` *) *blushes* b-bwothew's: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was his fwom t-the 
WOWD. 

2:16 And nyow I ask onye petition of thee, deny m-me n-nyot. And she said 
u-unto him, Say o-on. 

2:17 And he said, Speak, I p-pway thee, u-unto S-Sowomon t-the king, (fow he 
wiww nyot say thee nyay,) that he g-give m-me Abishag t-the S-Shunyammite to 
wife. 

2:18 And Bathsheba said, Weww; I wiww speak (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee u-unto t-the king. 

2:19 Bathsheba thewefowe went u-unto king S-Sowomon, to speak u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Adonyijah. And t-the king w-wose up to meet hew, and b-bowed himsewf u-unto 
hew, and sat down on his t-thwonye, and caused a seat to be s-set (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
king's mothew; and she sat on his wight ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 T-Then she said, I d-desiwe onye smaww petition of thee; I p-pway thee, 
say m-me nyot nyay. And t-the king said u-unto hew, Ask o-on, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
wiww nyot say thee nyay. 

2:21 And she said, Wet Abishag t-the S-Shunyammite be given to Adonyijah thy 
b-bwothew to wife. 

2:22 And king S-Sowomon answewed and said u-unto his mothew, And why d-dost 
t-thou ask Abishag t-the S-Shunyammite (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Adonyijah? ask (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him t-the kingdom 
awso; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is minye ewdew bwothew; even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Abiathaw t-the 
pwiest, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Joab t-the son of Zewuiah. 

2:23 T-Then king S-Sowomon swawe by t-the WOWD, s-saying, God (^-^*)/ d-do so to me, and 
mowe awso, if Adonyijah have nyot spoken this wowd against his own wife. 

2:24 Nyow thewefowe, as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, which hath estabwished me, and 
s-set m-me on t-the t-thwonye of David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and who hath m-made m-me an 
h-house, as he pwomised, Adonyijah shaww be put to death this d-day. 

2:25 And king S-Sowomon sent by t-the hand of B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada; 
and he feww upon him that he died. 

2:26 And u-unto Abiathaw t-the pwiest said t-the king, Get thee to Anyathoth, 
u-unto thinye own fiewds; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt wowthy of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but I wiww nyot a-at 
this time put thee to d-death, because t-thou bawest t-the awk of t-the WOWD 
God befowe David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and because t-thou hast b-been affwicted in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww whewein o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was affwicted. 

(^ω~) 2-2:27 S-So S-Sowomon thwust out Abiathaw fwom being pwiest u-unto t-the WOWD; 
that he m-might fuwfiw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, which he spake c-concewnying 
t-the house of Ewi in Shiwoh. 

2:28 T-Then tidings came to Joab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Joab h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aftew Adonyijah, 
t-though he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot aftew Absawom. And Joab fwed u-unto t-the tabewnyacwe 
of t-the WOWD, and caught h-howd on t-the howns of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

2:29 And it w-was towd king S-Sowomon that Joab w-was fwed u-unto t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD; and, b-behowd, he is by t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. T-Then S-Sowomon 
sent B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, s-saying, Go, faww upon h-him. 

2:30 And B-Benyaiah came to t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD, and said u-unto 
him, T-Thus saith t-the king, Come f-fowth. And he said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but I wiww die 
hewe. And B-Benyaiah b-bwought t-the king wowd again, s-saying, T-Thus said ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, 
and thus he answewed me. 

2:31 And t-the king said u-unto him, Do as he hath said, and faww upon 
him, and buwy h-him; that t-thou mayest o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the innyocent bwood, 
which Joab shed, fwom me, and fwom t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. 

2:32 And t-the WOWD shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon his own head, who feww 
upon two men mowe wighteous and bettew than he, and swew t-them with t-the 
swowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew David nyot knyowing t-theweof, to wit, ^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of 
N-Nyew, c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of I-Iswaew, and Amasa t-the son of J-Jethew, 
c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of J-Judah. 

2:33 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww thewefowe (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and 
upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: but upon D-David, and upon his seed, 
and upon his h-house, and upon his t-thwonye, shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be peace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew 
fwom t-the WOWD. 

2:34 S-So B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada went up, and feww upon him, and 
swew him: and he w-was buwied in his own house in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

2:35 And t-the king put B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada in his woom o-ovew t-the 
h-host: and Zadok t-the pwiest did t-the king put in t-the woom of Abiathaw. 

2:36 And t-the king sent and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Shimei, and said u-unto him, Buiwd 
thee an house in J-Jewusawem, and dweww thewe, and go nyot fowth (o´∀`o) t-thence 
any whithew. 

2:37 Fow it shaww be, that on t-the day t-thou goest (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and passest o-ovew 
t-the b-bwook Kidwon, t-thou shawt knyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-cewtain that t-thou shawt suwewy 
die: thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon thinye own head. 

2:38 And S-Shimei said u-unto t-the king, The saying is good: as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the 
king hath said, so wiww thy sewvant do. And S-Shimei d-dwewt in Jewusawem 
many days. 

2-2:39 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of thwee yeaws, that two of t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of S-Shimei wan away u-unto A-Achish son of Maachah king of Gath. 
And they towd Shimei, s-saying, Behowd, thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants be in Gath. 

2:40 And S-Shimei a-awose, and saddwed his ass, and went to G-Gath to A-Achish 
to seek his sewvants: and S-Shimei went, and b-bwought his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants fwom 
Gath. 

2-2:41 And it w-was towd S-Sowomon that S-Shimei h-had gonye fwom Jewusawem to 
Gath, and w-was come again. 

2:42 And t-the king sent and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Shimei, and said u-unto him, Did I 
nyot make thee to sweaw by t-the WOWD, and pwotested u-unto thee, s-saying, 
K-Knyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a cewtain, on t-the day t-thou goest (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and wawkest a-abwoad any 
whithew, that t-thou shawt suwewy die? and t-thou s-saidst u-unto me, The wowd 
that I have heawd is good. 

2:43 Why t-then hast t-thou nyot kept t-the o-oath of t-the WOWD, and t-the 
commandment that I have c-chawged thee with? 2:44 The king said 
moweovew to Shimei, T-Thou k-knyowest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wickednyess which thinye heawt 
is pwivy t-to, that t-thou didst to David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew: thewefowe t-the WOWD 
shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thy w-wickednyess upon thinye own h-head; 2:45 And king S-Sowomon 
shaww be bwessed, and t-the t-thwonye of David shaww be estabwished befowe 
t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

2-2:46 S-So t-the king commanded B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada; which went 
(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and feww upon him, that he died. And t-the kingdom w-was estabwished 
in t-the hand of Sowomon. 

3-3:1 And S-Sowomon m-made affinyity with Phawaoh king of Egypt, and took 
Phawaoh's d-daughtew, and b-bwought hew into t-the city of D-David, untiw he 
h-had m-made an end of buiwding his own h-house, and t-the house of t-the WOWD, 
and t-the waww of Jewusawem (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

3:2 Onwy t-the peopwe sacwificed in high pwaces, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo 
house b-buiwt u-unto t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, untiw those days. 

3-3:3 And S-Sowomon woved t-the WOWD, wawking in t-the s-statutes of David his 
fathew: onwy he sacwificed and buwnt i-incense in high pwaces. 

3:4 And t-the king went to G-Gibeon to sacwifice thewe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that w-was t-the 
gweat high p-pwace: a t-thousand buwnt offewings did S-Sowomon offew upon 
that (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

3:5 In G-Gibeon t-the WOWD appeawed to S-Sowomon in a dweam by nyight: and 
God said, Ask what I shaww g-give thee. 

3-3:6 And S-Sowomon said, T-Thou hast shewed u-unto thy sewvant David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew gweat m-mewcy, a-accowding as he wawked befowe thee in twuth, and 
in wighteousnyess, and in upwightnyess of heawt with thee; and t-thou hast 
kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him this gweat k-kindnyess, that t-thou hast given him a son to 
sit on his t-thwonye, as it is this d-day. 

3:7 And n-nyow, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, t-thou hast m-made thy sewvant king instead of 
David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew: and I am but a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwd: I knyow nyot how to go out 
ow come in. 

3:8 And thy sewvant is in t-the m-midst of thy peopwe which t-thou hast 
chosen, a gweat p-peopwe, that c-cannyot be nyumbewed (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-counted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

3-3:9 Give thewefowe thy sewvant an undewstanding heawt to j-judge thy 
p-peopwe, that I may discewn b-between g-good and bad: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who is abwe to 
j-judge this thy so gweat a peopwe? 3:10 And t-the speech pweased t-the 
WOWD, that S-Sowomon h-had asked this thing. 

3:11 And God said u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast asked this thing, and 
hast nyot asked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thysewf wong wife; nyeithew hast asked w-wiches (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
xDD t-thysewf, (=`ω´=) n-nyow hast asked t-the wife of thinye enyemies; but hast asked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-thysewf undewstanding to discewn judgment; 3:12 Behowd, I have donye 
a-accowding to thy wowds: wo, I have given thee a wise and an 
undewstanding heawt; so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye w-wike thee befowe thee, 
nyeithew aftew thee shaww any a-awise w-wike u-unto thee. 

3:13 And I have awso given thee that which t-thou hast nyot ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, both 
wiches, and h-honyouw: so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be any among t-the kings 
w-wike u-unto thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy days. 

3:14 And if t-thou wiwt wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, to keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
commandments, as thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew David did wawk, t-then I wiww w-wengthen thy 
days. 

3:15 And S-Sowomon a-awoke; and, b-behowd, it w-was a dweam. And he came to 
J-Jewusawem, and s-stood befowe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, and 
offewed up buwnt offewings, and offewed peace offewings, and m-made a 
(♡°▽°♡) f-feast to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants. 

3:16 T-Then came (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe two (*°▽°*) w-women, that wewe hawwots, u-unto t-the king, and 
s-stood befowe h-him. 

3:17 And t-the onye woman said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, I and this woman dweww in onye 
h-house; and I w-was dewivewed of a c-chiwd with hew in t-the house. 

3:18 And it came to pass t-the thiwd day aftew that I w-was dewivewed, 
that this woman w-was dewivewed awso: and we wewe togethew; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo 
stwangew with us in t-the h-house, s-save we two in t-the house. 

3:19 And this woman's c-chiwd died in t-the nyight; because she ovewwaid 
it. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And she awose a-at midnyight, and took o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son fwom beside me, whiwe 
thinye handmaid swept, and w-waid it in hew bosom, and w-waid hew dead 
c-chiwd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bosom. 

3:21 And when I w-wose in t-the mownying to g-give o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwd suck, b-behowd, it 
w-was dead: but when I h-had considewed it in t-the m-mownying, b-behowd, it w-was 
nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, which I did beaw. 

3-3:22 And t-the othew woman said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but t-the wiving is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and t-the 
dead is thy (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And this said, Nyo; but t-the dead is thy son, and t-the 
wiving is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. T-Thus they spake befowe t-the king. 

3:23 T-Then said t-the king, The onye saith, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son that w-wiveth, 
and thy son is t-the dead: and t-the othew saith, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but thy son is t-the 
dead, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son is t-the wiving. 

3:24 And t-the king said, Bwing m-me a swowd. And they b-bwought a s-swowd 
befowe t-the king. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 And t-the king said, Divide t-the wiving c-chiwd in two, and g-give hawf 
to t-the o-onye, and hawf to t-the o-othew. 

3:26 T-Then spake t-the woman whose t-the wiving c-chiwd w-was u-unto t-the king, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew b-bowews yeawnyed upon hew son, and she said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, g-give hew 
t-the wiving chiwd, and in nyo wise (✧∀✧)/ s-sway it. But t-the othew said, Wet it 
be nyeithew minye (=`ω´=) n-nyow thinye, but divide it. 

3-3:27 T-Then t-the king answewed and said, Give hew t-the wiving chiwd, and 
in nyo wise (✧∀✧)/ s-sway i-it: she is t-the mothew t-theweof. 

3:28 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew heawd of t-the j-judgment which t-the king h-had judged; 
and they feawed t-the king: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they saw that t-the wisdom of God w-was in 
him, to (^-^*)/ d-do judgment. 

4:1 S-So king S-Sowomon w-was king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. 

4-4:2 And these wewe t-the pwinces which he had; A-Azawiah t-the son of Zadok 
t-the pwiest, 4:3 E-Ewihoweph and Ahiah, t-the sons of (*・ω・)ﾉ *moans* S-Shisha, scwibes; 
J-Jehoshaphat t-the son of Ahiwud, t-the wecowdew. 

4-4:4 And B-Benyaiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada w-was o-ovew t-the h-host: and Zadok and 
Abiathaw wewe t-the pwiests: 4-4:5 And A-Azawiah t-the son of N-Nyathan w-was o-ovew 
t-the officews: and Z-Zabud t-the son of N-Nyathan w-was pwincipaw officew, and 
t-the king's fwiend: 4:6 And Ahishaw w-was o-ovew t-the househowd: and 
Adonyiwam t-the son of Abda w-was o-ovew t-the twibute. 

4:7 And S-Sowomon h-had twewve officews o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, which pwovided 
v-victuaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king and his househowd: each man his month in a yeaw 
m-made pwovision. 

4-4:8 And these awe theiw nyames: The son of H-Huw, in mount Ephwaim: 4:9 
The son of (≧◡≦) *looks at you* D-Dekaw, in Makaz, and in Shaawbim, and Bethshemesh, and 
Ewonbethhanyan: 4:10 The son of H-Hesed, in Awuboth; to him p-pewtainyed 
S-Sochoh, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Hephew: 4:11 The son of Abinyadab, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion of Dow; which h-had T-Taphath t-the daughtew of S-Sowomon to wife: 
4:12 Baanya t-the son of Ahiwud; to him p-pewtainyed (つ✧ω✧)つ T-Taanyach and Megiddo, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Bethshean, which is by Zawtanyah benyeath Jezweew, fwom 
Bethshean to Abewmehowah, even u-unto t-the pwace that is beyond Joknyeam: 
4:13 The son of Gebew, in Wamothgiwead; to him p-pewtainyed t-the towns of 
J-Jaiw t-the son of Manyasseh, which awe in Giwead; to him awso p-pewtainyed 
t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion of Awgob, which is in B-Bashan, (o_O)! t-thweescowe gweat c-cities with 
wawws and bwasen baws: 4:14 Ahinyadab t-the son of Iddo h-had Mahanyaim: 
4:15 Ahimaaz w-was in Nyaphtawi; he awso took B-Basmath t-the daughtew of 
S-Sowomon to wife: 4:16 B-Baanyah t-the son of H-Hushai w-was in Ashew and in 
Awoth: 4:17 J-Jehoshaphat t-the son of Pawuah, in Issachaw: 4-4:18 S-Shimei 
t-the son of Ewah, in Benjamin: 4:19 G-Gebew t-the son of Uwi w-was in t-the 
c-countwy of Giwead, in t-the c-countwy of (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, and 
of Og king of Bashan; and he w-was t-the onwy officew which w-was in t-the 
wand. 

4:20 Judah and Iswaew wewe many, as t-the sand which is by t-the sea in 
muwtitude, e-eating and dwinking, and making mewwy. 

4:21 And S-Sowomon weignyed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms fwom t-the wivew u-unto t-the 
wand of t-the Phiwistinyes, and u-unto t-the bowdew of Egypt: they b-bwought 
pwesents, and sewved S-Sowomon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife. 

4:22 And S-Sowomon's pwovision (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye day w-was thiwty measuwes of finye 
fwouw, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe measuwes of m-meaw, 4:23 Ten fat oxen, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
oxen out of t-the pastuwes, and an hundwed sheep, beside hawts, and 
woebucks, and fawwowdeew, and fatted OwO f-foww. 

4:24 Fow he h-had dominyion o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion on this side t-the wivew, 
fwom Tiphsah even to ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ A-Azzah, o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings on this side t-the wivew: 
and he h-had peace on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-sides (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about h-him. 

4:25 And Judah and Iswaew d-dwewt safewy, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man undew his vinye and 
undew his fig twee, fwom Dan even to Beewsheba, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of 
Sowomon. 

4:26 And S-Sowomon h-had f-fowty t-thousand stawws of howses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-chawiots, 
and twewve t-thousand howsemen. 

4:27 And those officews pwovided victuaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow king S-Sowomon, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that came u-unto king S-Sowomon's tabwe, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his (o_O) m-month: they 
w-wacked nyothing. 

4:28 ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ B-Bawwey awso and >_> s-stwaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the howses and dwomedawies b-bwought they 
u-unto t-the pwace whewe t-the officews (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his 
chawge. 

4:29 And God gave S-Sowomon wisdom and undewstanding exceeding ^w^ m-much, and 
wawgenyess of heawt, even as t-the sand that is on t-the sea showe. 

4:30 And S-Sowomon's wisdom excewwed t-the wisdom of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of 
t-the east countwy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wisdom of Egypt. 

4-4:31 Fow he w-was wisew than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men; than E-Ethan t-the Ezwahite, and 
Heman, and Chawcow, and Dawda, t-the sons of M-Mahow: and his f-fame w-was in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

4:32 And he spake thwee t-thousand pwovewbs: and his s-songs wewe a 
t-thousand and five. 

4:33 And he spake of twees, fwom t-the cedaw twee that is in Webanyon 
even u-unto t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) h-hyssop that s-spwingeth out of t-the w-waww: he spake awso of 
beasts, and of foww, and of c-cweeping things, and of fishes. 

4:34 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe to h-heaw t-the wisdom of S-Sowomon, fwom 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kings of t-the eawth, which h-had heawd of his w-wisdom. 

5:1 And Hiwam king of T-Tywe sent his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants u-unto S-Sowomon; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had 
heawd that they h-had anyointed him king in t-the woom of his fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Hiwam w-was e-evew a w-wovew of David. 

5-5:2 And S-Sowomon sent to Hiwam, s-saying, 5:3 T-Thou k-knyowest how that David 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew couwd nyot buiwd an house u-unto t-the nyame of t-the WOWD his God 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waws which wewe about him on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, untiw t-the WOWD put 
t-them undew t-the sowes of his feet. 

5:4 But nyow t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God hath given m-me w-west on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, so that 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyeithew a-advewsawy (=`ω´=) n-nyow eviw occuwwent. 

5:5 And, b-behowd, I puwpose to buiwd an house u-unto t-the nyame of t-the WOWD 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, as t-the WOWD spake u-unto David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, s-saying, Thy son, whom 
I wiww s-set upon thy t-thwonye in thy woom, he shaww buiwd an house u-unto 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. 

5:6 Nyow thewefowe command t-thou that they hew m-me cedaw twees out of 
Webanyon; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww be with thy sewvants: and u-unto thee 
wiww I g-give h-hiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou shawt 
appoint: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou k-knyowest that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot among us any that c-can 
skiww to hew timbew w-wike u-unto t-the S-Sidonyians. 

5:7 And it came to pass, when Hiwam heawd t-the w-wowds of S-Sowomon, that 
he w-wejoiced g-gweatwy, and said, Bwessed be t-the WOWD this day, which 
hath given u-unto David a wise son o-ovew this gweat peopwe. 

5:8 And Hiwam sent to S-Sowomon, s-saying, I have considewed t-the things 
which t-thou s-sentest to m-me fow: and I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy d-desiwe c-concewnying 
timbew of c-cedaw, and c-concewnying timbew of fiw. 

5:9 My (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww bwing t-them down fwom Webanyon u-unto t-the sea: and I 
wiww convey t-them by sea in fwoats u-unto t-the pwace that t-thou shawt 
appoint me, and wiww c-cause t-them to be dischawged thewe, and t-thou shawt 
weceive (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-thou shawt accompwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my desiwe, in giving food (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my househowd. 

5:10 S-So Hiwam gave S-Sowomon cedaw twees and fiw twees a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his d-desiwe. 

5:11 And S-Sowomon gave Hiwam ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand measuwes of wheat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food 
to his h-househowd, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty measuwes of puwe oiw: thus gave S-Sowomon 
to Hiwam yeaw by y-yeaw. 

5:12 And t-the WOWD gave S-Sowomon wisdom, as he pwomised him: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was peace b-between Hiwam and S-Sowomon; and they two m-made a weague 
togethew. 

5-5:13 And king S-Sowomon waised a wevy out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew; and t-the wevy 
w-was thiwty t-thousand m-men. 

5:14 And he sent t-them to Webanyon, t-ten t-thousand a month by c-couwses: a 
month they wewe in Webanyon, and two months a-at h-home: and Adonyiwam w-was 
o-ovew t-the wevy. 

5:15 And S-Sowomon h-had (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten t-thousand that bawe b-buwdens, 
and fouwscowe t-thousand hewews in t-the mountains; 5:16 Beside t-the chief 
of S-Sowomon's officews which wewe o-ovew t-the wowk, thwee t-thousand and 
thwee h-hundwed, which wuwed o-ovew t-the peopwe that wwought in t-the wowk. 

5:17 And t-the king commanded, and they b-bwought gweat stonyes, (o^ ^o) *looks away* c-costwy 
stonyes, and hewed stonyes, to way t-the f-foundation of t-the house. 

5:18 And S-Sowomon's buiwdews and H-Hiwam's buiwdews did hew t-them, and t-the 
stonyesquawews: so they pwepawed timbew and s-stonyes to buiwd t-the house. 

6-6:1 And it came to pass in t-the fouw hundwed and eightieth yeaw aftew 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe come out of t-the wand of Egypt, in t-the 
fouwth yeaw of S-Sowomon's weign o-ovew I-Iswaew, in t-the month Z-Zif, which is 
t-the second m-month, that he began to buiwd t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

6:2 And t-the house which king S-Sowomon b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, t-the wength 
theweof w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe c-cubits, and t-the bweadth theweof ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, 
and t-the height theweof thiwty cubits. 

6:3 And t-the p-powch befowe t-the tempwe of t-the h-house, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits w-was 
t-the wength t-theweof, a-accowding to t-the bweadth of t-the h-house; and t-ten 
cubits w-was t-the bweadth theweof befowe t-the house. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house he m-made windows of nyawwow wights. 

6:5 And against t-the waww of t-the house he b-buiwt c-chambews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, 
against t-the wawws of t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, both of t-the tempwe and of 
t-the owacwe: and he m-made c-chambews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: 6:6 The nyethewmost 
c-chambew w-was five cubits bwoad, and t-the middwe w-was six cubits bwoad, 
and t-the thiwd w-was seven cubits bwoad: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow without in t-the waww of t-the 
house he m-made nyawwowed wests (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, that t-the beams shouwd nyot be 
(o-_-o) f-fastenyed in t-the wawws of t-the house. 

6:7 And t-the h-house, when it w-was in buiwding, w-was b-buiwt of stonye m-made 
weady befowe it w-was b-bwought thithew: so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyeithew hammew 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow a-axe (=`ω´=) n-nyow any (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *teleports behind you* t-toow of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon heawd in t-the h-house, whiwe it w-was in 
buiwding. 

6:8 The doow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the middwe c-chambew w-was in t-the wight side of t-the 
house: and they went up with winding s-staiws into t-the middwe chambew, 
and out of t-the middwe into t-the thiwd. 

6:9 S-So he b-buiwt t-the h-house, and finyished it; and covewed t-the house with 
beams and (☆▽☆) b-boawds of cedaw. 

6:10 And t-then he b-buiwt c-chambews against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-house, five cubits 
high: and they wested on t-the house with timbew of cedaw. 

6:11 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to S-Sowomon, s-saying, 6:12 Concewnying 
this house which t-thou awt in buiwding, if t-thou wiwt wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-statutes, and execute o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments to 
wawk in t-them; t-then wiww I pewfowm o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd with thee, which I spake 
u-unto David thy fathew: 6:13 And I wiww dweww among t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, and wiww nyot fowsake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew. 

6:14 S-So S-Sowomon b-buiwt t-the h-house, and finyished it. 

6:15 And he b-buiwt t-the wawws of t-the house within with (☆▽☆) b-boawds of c-cedaw, 
both t-the fwoow of t-the h-house, and t-the wawws of t-the c-ceiwing: and he 
covewed t-them on t-the inside with wood, and covewed t-the fwoow of t-the 
house with (´ ω `♡) p-pwanks of fiw. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And he b-buiwt ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits on t-the s-sides of t-the h-house, both t-the 
fwoow and t-the wawws with (☆▽☆) b-boawds of cedaw: he even b-buiwt t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it 
within, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the owacwe, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the most h-howy pwace. 

6-6:17 And t-the h-house, that is, t-the tempwe befowe it, w-was f-fowty cubits 
wong. 

6:18 And t-the cedaw of t-the house within w-was cawved with knyops and open 
fwowews: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-was c-cedaw; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo stonye (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And t-the owacwe he pwepawed in t-the house within, to s-set (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the 
awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD. 

6:20 And t-the owacwe in t-the fowepawt w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits in w-wength, and 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits in b-bweadth, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits in t-the height theweof: and 
he ovewwaid it with puwe gowd; and so covewed t-the awtaw which w-was of 
cedaw. 

6:21 S-So S-Sowomon ovewwaid t-the house within with puwe gowd: and he m-made 
a pawtition by t-the c-chains of gowd befowe t-the o-owacwe; and he ovewwaid 
it with gowd. 

6:22 And t-the w-whowe house he ovewwaid with gowd, untiw he h-had finyished 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house: awso t-the w-whowe awtaw that w-was by t-the owacwe he ovewwaid 
with gowd. 

6:23 And within t-the owacwe he m-made two (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of owive twee, each 
t-ten cubits high. 

6:24 And five cubits w-was t-the onye wing of t-the chewub, and five cubits 
t-the othew wing of t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewub: fwom t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the onye wing 
u-unto t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the othew wewe t-ten cubits. 

6:25 And t-the othew chewub w-was t-ten (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: both t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims wewe of 
onye measuwe and onye size. 

6:26 The height of t-the onye chewub w-was t-ten c-cubits, and so w-was it of t-the 
othew chewub. 

6:27 And he s-set t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims within t-the innyew house: and they 
stwetched fowth t-the w-wings of t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, so that t-the wing of t-the 
onye touched t-the onye waww, and t-the wing of t-the othew chewub touched t-the 
othew waww; and theiw w-wings touched onye anyothew in t-the m-midst of t-the 
house. 

6:28 And he ovewwaid t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims with gowd. 

6:29 And he cawved (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wawws of t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about with cawved 
figuwes of (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees and open fwowews, within and 
without. 

6:30 And t-the fwoows of t-the house he ovewwaid with gowd, within and 
without. 

6:31 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the entewing of t-the owacwe he m-made doows of owive twee: 
t-the w-wintew and side posts wewe a fifth pawt of t-the waww. 

6:32 The two doows awso wewe of owive twee; and he cawved upon t-them 
cawvings of (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees and open fwowews, and ovewwaid 
t-them with gowd, and spwead gowd upon t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, and upon t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm 
twees. 

6:33 S-So awso m-made he (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doow of t-the tempwe posts of owive twee, a 
fouwth pawt of t-the waww. 

6-6:34 And t-the two doows wewe of fiw twee: t-the two weaves of t-the onye 
doow wewe fowding, and t-the two weaves of t-the othew doow wewe fowding. 

6-6:35 And he cawved theweon (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees and open fwowews: 
and covewed t-them with gowd fitted upon t-the cawved wowk. 

6:36 And he b-buiwt t-the innyew couwt with thwee wows of hewed stonye, and 
a wow of cedaw beams. 

6:37 In t-the fouwth yeaw w-was t-the f-foundation of t-the house of t-the WOWD 
waid, in t-the month Zif: 6-6:38 And in t-the e-eweventh y-yeaw, in t-the month 
Buw, which is t-the eighth m-month, w-was t-the house finyished (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the pawts t-theweof, and a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fashion of it. S-So w-was he 
seven yeaws in buiwding it. 

7:1 But S-Sowomon w-was buiwding his own house thiwteen yeaws, and he 
finyished (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his house. 

7:2 He b-buiwt awso t-the house of t-the fowest of Webanyon; t-the wength 
theweof w-was an hundwed c-cubits, and t-the bweadth theweof fifty c-cubits, 
and t-the height theweof thiwty c-cubits, upon fouw wows of cedaw piwwaws, 
with cedaw beams upon t-the piwwaws. 

7-7:3 And it w-was covewed with cedaw a-above upon t-the beams, that way on 
f-fowty five piwwaws, f-fifteen in a wow. 

7:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe windows in thwee wows, and wight w-was against wight 
in thwee wanks. 

7:5 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the doows and posts wewe squawe, with t-the windows: and 
wight w-was against wight in thwee wanks. 

7:6 And he m-made a p-powch of piwwaws; t-the wength theweof w-was fifty 
c-cubits, and t-the bweadth theweof thiwty (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and t-the p-powch w-was 
befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the othew piwwaws and t-the thick b-beam wewe befowe 
them. 

7-7:7 T-Then he m-made a p-powch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the t-thwonye whewe he m-might judge, even t-the 
p-powch of judgment: and it w-was covewed with cedaw fwom onye side of t-the 
fwoow to t-the o-othew. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And his house whewe he d-dwewt h-had anyothew couwt within t-the powch, 
which w-was of t-the w-wike wowk. S-Sowomon m-made awso an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Phawaoh's 
d-daughtew, whom he h-had taken to wife, w-wike u-unto this powch. 

7:9 Aww these wewe of (o^ ^o) *looks away* c-costwy stonyes, a-accowding to t-the measuwes of 
hewed stonyes, s-sawed with s-saws, within and without, even fwom t-the 
f-foundation u-unto t-the coping, and so on t-the outside towawd t-the gweat 
couwt. 

7:10 And t-the f-foundation w-was of (o^ ^o) *looks away* c-costwy stonyes, even gweat stonyes, 
s-stonyes of t-ten c-cubits, and s-stonyes of eight cubits. 

7:11 And a-above wewe (o^ ^o) *looks away* c-costwy stonyes, aftew t-the measuwes of hewed stonyes, 
and cedaws. 

7:12 And t-the gweat couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about w-was with thwee wows of hewed 
stonyes, and a wow of cedaw beams, both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the innyew couwt of t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-powch of t-the house. 

7:13 And king S-Sowomon sent and fetched Hiwam out of T-Tywe. 

7:14 He w-was a w-widow's son of t-the twibe of Nyaphtawi, and his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was 
a man of T-Tywe, a w-wowkew in bwass: and he w-was fiwwed with wisdom, and 
u-undewstanding, and cunnying to wowk (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wowks in b-bwass. And he came to 
king S-Sowomon, and wwought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowk. 

7:15 Fow he cast two piwwaws of b-bwass, of eighteen cubits high apiece: 
and a winye of twewve cubits did compass eithew of t-them about. 

7:16 And he m-made two chapitews of mowten b-bwass, to s-set upon t-the tops 
of t-the piwwaws: t-the height of t-the onye chapitew w-was five c-cubits, and 
t-the height of t-the othew chapitew w-was five (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: 7:17 And nyets of 
checkew wowk, and wweaths of chain wowk, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chapitews which wewe 
upon t-the top of t-the piwwaws; seven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the onye chapitew, and seven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the othew chapitew. 

7:18 And he m-made t-the piwwaws, and two wows (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-the onye 
n-nyetwowk, to covew t-the chapitews that wewe upon t-the top, with 
(´-ω-`) *cries* p-pomegwanyates: and so did he (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the othew chapitew. 

xDD 7-7:19 And t-the chapitews that wewe upon t-the top of t-the piwwaws wewe of 
wiwy wowk in t-the powch, fouw cubits. 

7:20 And t-the chapitews upon t-the two piwwaws h-had p-pomegwanyates awso 
above, o-ovew against t-the bewwy which w-was by t-the n-nyetwowk: and t-the 
p-pomegwanyates wewe two hundwed in wows (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-the othew 
chapitew. 

7:21 And he s-set up t-the piwwaws in t-the p-powch of t-the tempwe: and he s-set 
up t-the wight piwwaw, and cawwed t-the nyame theweof Jachin: and he s-set up 
t-the weft piwwaw, and cawwed t-the nyame theweof Boaz. 

7:22 And upon t-the top of t-the piwwaws w-was wiwy wowk: so w-was t-the wowk of 
t-the piwwaws finyished. 

7:23 And he m-made a mowten sea, t-ten cubits fwom t-the onye bwim to t-the 
othew: it w-was (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-about, and his height w-was five (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and a 
winye of thiwty cubits did compass it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

7:24 And undew t-the bwim of it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe knyops compassing 
it, t-ten in a cubit, compassing t-the sea (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: t-the knyops wewe 
cast in two wows, when it w-was cast. 

7:25 I-It s-stood upon twewve oxen, thwee wooking towawd t-the nyowth, and 
thwee wooking towawd t-the west, and thwee wooking towawd t-the south, and 
thwee wooking towawd t-the east: and t-the sea w-was s-set a-above upon t-them, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw hindew pawts wewe inwawd. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And it w-was an hand bweadth thick, and t-the bwim theweof w-was 
wwought w-wike t-the bwim of a cup, with fwowews of wiwies: it c-containyed 
two t-thousand b-baths. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 And he m-made t-ten bases of bwass; fouw cubits w-was t-the wength of onye 
b-base, and fouw cubits t-the bweadth t-theweof, and thwee cubits t-the height 
of it. 

7:28 And t-the wowk of t-the bases w-was on this mannyew: they h-had bowdews, 
and t-the b-bowdews wewe b-between t-the wedges: 7:29 And on t-the b-bowdews that 
wewe b-between t-the wedges wewe wions, oxen, and chewubims: and upon t-the 
wedges (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a base above: and benyeath t-the w-wions and oxen wewe 
c-cewtain additions m-made of thin wowk. 

7:30 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy base h-had fouw bwasen wheews, and pwates of bwass: and 
t-the fouw c-cownyews theweof h-had undewsettews: undew t-the wavew wewe 
(=^･ω･^=) u-undewsettews mowten, a-at t-the side of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy OwO *moans* a-addition. 

7:31 And t-the mouth of it within t-the chapitew and a-above w-was a cubit: 
but t-the mouth theweof w-was (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound aftew t-the wowk of t-the b-base, a c-cubit 
and an hawf: and awso upon t-the mouth of it wewe gwavings with theiw 
bowdews, fouwsquawe, nyot wound. 

7-7:32 And undew t-the b-bowdews wewe fouw wheews; and t-the axwetwees of t-the 
wheews wewe j-joinyed to t-the b-base: and t-the height of a wheew w-was a c-cubit 
and hawf a cubit. 

7:33 And t-the wowk of t-the wheews w-was w-wike t-the wowk of a chawiot wheew: 
theiw axwetwees, and theiw (O_O;) *sighs* n-nyaves, and theiw fewwoes, and theiw spokes, 
wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mowten. 

7:34 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe fouw (=^･ω･^=) u-undewsettews to t-the fouw c-cownyews of onye b-base: 
and t-the (=^･ω･^=) u-undewsettews wewe of t-the vewy base itsewf. 

7:35 And in t-the top of t-the base w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound compass of hawf a 
c-cubit high: and on t-the top of t-the base t-the wedges theweof and t-the 
b-bowdews theweof wewe of t-the same. 

7:36 Fow on t-the pwates of t-the wedges t-theweof, and on t-the b-bowdews 
t-theweof, he g-gwaved ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, wions, and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, a-accowding to t-the 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *leans over* p-pwopowtion of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy o-onye, and additions (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

7:37 Aftew this m-mannyew he m-made t-the t-ten bases: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them h-had onye 
casting, onye m-measuwe, and onye size. 

o(>< )o 7-7:38 T-Then m-made he t-ten wavews of bwass: onye wavew c-containyed f-fowty 
baths: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wavew w-was fouw (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-the t-ten 
bases onye wavew. 

7:39 And he put five bases on t-the wight side of t-the h-house, and five on 
t-the weft side of t-the house: and he s-set t-the sea on t-the wight side of 
t-the house eastwawd o-ovew against t-the south. 

7-7:40 And Hiwam m-made t-the wavews, and t-the shovews, and t-the basons. S-So 
Hiwam m-made an end of doing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk that he m-made king S-Sowomon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the house of t-the WOWD: 7:41 The two piwwaws, and t-the two bowws of t-the 
chapitews that wewe on t-the top of t-the two piwwaws; and t-the two 
nyetwowks, to covew t-the two bowws of t-the chapitews which wewe upon t-the 
top of t-the piwwaws; 7:42 And fouw hundwed p-pomegwanyates (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the two 
nyetwowks, even two wows of p-pomegwanyates (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye n-nyetwowk, to covew t-the 
two bowws of t-the chapitews that wewe upon t-the piwwaws; 7:43 And t-the 
t-ten bases, and t-ten wavews on t-the bases; 7-7:44 And onye sea, and twewve 
oxen undew t-the sea; 7:45 And t-the pots, and t-the shovews, and t-the 
b-basons: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these vessews, which Hiwam m-made to king S-Sowomon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the house of t-the WOWD, wewe of bwight b-bwass. 

7-7:46 In t-the pwain of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan did t-the king cast t-them, in t-the cway (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound 
b-between Succoth and Zawthan. 

7:47 And S-Sowomon weft (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews (つ✧ω✧)つ u-unweighed, because they wewe 
exceeding many: nyeithew w-was t-the w-weight of t-the bwass f-found ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

7:48 And S-Sowomon m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews that p-pewtainyed u-unto t-the house of 
t-the WOWD: t-the awtaw of gowd, and t-the tabwe of gowd, wheweupon t-the 
shewbwead was, 7:49 And t-the c-candwesticks of puwe gowd, five on t-the 
wight side, and five on t-the weft, befowe t-the owacwe, with t-the fwowews, 
and t-the wamps, and t-the tongs of gowd, 7:50 And t-the bowws, and t-the 
snyuffews, and t-the basons, and t-the spoons, and t-the c-censews of puwe 
gowd; and t-the hinges of gowd, both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doows of t-the innyew h-house, 
t-the most h-howy pwace, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doows of t-the h-house, to wit, of t-the 
tempwe. 

7:51 S-So w-was ended (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk that king S-Sowomon m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of 
t-the WOWD. And S-Sowomon b-bwought in t-the things which David his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had 
d-dedicated; even t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, and t-the vessews, did he put 
among t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 T-Then S-Sowomon assembwed t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heads of 
t-the t-twibes, t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, u-unto 
king S-Sowomon in J-Jewusawem, that they m-might bwing up t-the awk of t-the 
c-covenyant of t-the WOWD out of t-the city of D-David, which is Z-Zion. 

8-8:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew assembwed themsewves u-unto king S-Sowomon 
a-at t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast in t-the month Ethanyim, which is t-the seventh m-month. 

8:3 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Iswaew came, and t-the pwiests took up t-the 
awk. 

8:4 And they b-bwought up t-the awk of t-the WOWD, and t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-howy vessews that wewe in t-the tabewnyacwe, 
even those did t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites bwing (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

8-8:5 And king S-Sowomon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, that wewe 
assembwed u-unto him, wewe with him befowe t-the awk, sacwificing sheep 
and oxen, that couwd nyot be towd (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyumbewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

8:6 And t-the pwiests b-bwought in t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD 
u-unto his pwace, into t-the owacwe of t-the h-house, to t-the most h-howy pwace, 
even undew t-the w-wings of t-the chewubims. 

8:7 Fow t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims spwead fowth theiw two w-wings o-ovew t-the pwace of 
t-the awk, and t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims covewed t-the awk and t-the staves theweof 
above. 

8:8 And they dwew out t-the s-staves, that t-the ends of t-the staves wewe 
s-seen out in t-the h-howy pwace befowe t-the owacwe, and they wewe nyot s-seen 
without: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they awe u-unto this d-day. 

8:9 Thewe w-was nyothing in t-the awk s-save t-the two tabwes of stonye, which 
Moses put (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a-at Howeb, when t-the WOWD m-made a c-covenyant with t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, when they came out of t-the wand of Egypt. 

8-8:10 And it came to pass, when t-the pwiests wewe come out of t-the h-howy 
pwace, that t-the cwoud fiwwed t-the house of t-the WOWD, 8-8:11 S-So that t-the 
pwiests couwd nyot stand to m-minyistew because of t-the cwoud: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
gwowy of t-the WOWD h-had fiwwed t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

8:12 T-Then spake S-Sowomon, The WOWD said that he w-wouwd dweww in t-the 
thick dawknyess. 

8-8:13 I have suwewy b-buiwt thee an house to dweww in, a settwed pwace 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to abide in (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

8:14 And t-the king (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his f-face a-about, and bwessed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-congwegation of Iswaew: (and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew stood;) 
8:15 And he said, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, which spake with 
his mouth u-unto David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and hath with his hand fuwfiwwed it, 
s-saying, (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 Since t-the day that I b-bwought fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew out 
of Egypt, I chose nyo city out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew to buiwd an 
h-house, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame m-might be thewein; but I chose David to be o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe Iswaew. 

8:17 And it w-was in t-the heawt of David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew to buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the nyame of t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. 

8-8:18 And t-the WOWD said u-unto David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, Wheweas it w-was in thinye 
heawt to buiwd an house u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, t-thou didst w-weww that it w-was in 
thinye heawt. 

8-8:19 Nyevewthewess t-thou shawt nyot buiwd t-the h-house; but thy son that 
shaww come fowth out of thy w-woins, he shaww buiwd t-the house u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame. 

8:20 And t-the WOWD hath ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed his wowd that he spake, and I am 
wisen up in t-the woom of David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and sit on t-the t-thwonye of 
I-Iswaew, as t-the WOWD pwomised, and have b-buiwt an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyame of 
t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. 

8-8:21 And I have s-set (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk, whewein is t-the c-covenyant 
of t-the WOWD, which he m-made with ouw fathews, when he b-bwought t-them out 
of t-the wand of Egypt. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And S-Sowomon s-stood befowe t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD in t-the pwesence of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, and spwead fowth his h-hands towawd 
heaven: 8:23 And he said, WOWD God of I-Iswaew, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God w-wike 
thee, in heaven above, ow on eawth benyeath, who k-keepest c-covenyant and 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy with thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that wawk befowe thee with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (*°▽°*) h-heawt: 
8:24 Who hast kept with thy sewvant David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew that t-thou 
pwomisedst him: t-thou s-spakest awso with thy mouth, and hast fuwfiwwed 
it with thinye hand, as it is this d-day. 

8:25 Thewefowe n-nyow, WOWD God of I-Iswaew, keep with thy sewvant David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew that t-thou pwomisedst him, s-saying, Thewe shaww nyot faiw thee a 
man in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight to sit on t-the t-thwonye of I-Iswaew; so that thy chiwdwen 
o(>ω<)o t-take heed to theiw way, that they wawk befowe m-me as t-thou hast wawked 
befowe me. 

8:26 And n-nyow, O-O God of I-Iswaew, wet thy wowd, I p-pway thee, be vewified, 
which t-thou s-spakest u-unto thy sewvant David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. 

8:27 But wiww God indeed dweww on t-the eawth? b-behowd, t-the heaven and 
heaven of h-heavens c-cannyot uWu *moans* c-contain thee; how m-much w-wess this house that I 
have buiwded? 8:28 Y-Yet have t-thou wespect u-unto t-the pwayew of thy 
s-sewvant, and to his suppwication, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, to heawken u-unto t-the 
(＞ｍ＜) c-cwy and to t-the pwayew, which thy sewvant p-pwayeth befowe thee to day: 
8:29 That thinye eyes may be open towawd this house nyight and day, even 
towawd t-the pwace of which t-thou hast said, My nyame shaww be thewe: that 
t-thou mayest heawken u-unto t-the pwayew which thy sewvant shaww make 
towawd this pwace. 

8:30 And heawken t-thou to t-the suppwication of thy s-sewvant, and of thy 
peopwe I-Iswaew, when they shaww p-pway towawd this p-pwace: and h-heaw t-thou 
in heaven thy dwewwing p-pwace: and when t-thou heawest, f-fowgive. 

8:31 If any man twespass against his nyeighbouw, and an o-oath be w-waid 
upon him to c-cause him to sweaw, and t-the o-oath come befowe thinye awtaw 
in this house: 8:32 T-Then h-heaw t-thou in heaven, and do, and j-judge thy 
sewvants, condemnying t-the w-wicked, to bwing his w-way upon his h-head; and 
justifying t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, to g-give him a-accowding to his ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 When thy peopwe Iswaew be smitten down befowe t-the enyemy, because 
they have sinnyed against thee, and shaww tuwn again to thee, and 
confess thy nyame, and (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, and make suppwication u-unto thee in this 
house: 8:34 T-Then h-heaw t-thou in heaven, and fowgive t-the sin of thy 
peopwe I-Iswaew, and bwing t-them again u-unto t-the wand which t-thou gavest 
u-unto theiw fathews. 

8-8:35 When heaven is s-shut up, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wain, because they have 
sinnyed against thee; if they p-pway towawd this pwace, and confess thy 
nyame, and tuwn fwom theiw sin, when t-thou affwictest (=`ω´=) t-them: 8:36 T-Then 
h-heaw t-thou in heaven, and fowgive t-the sin of thy sewvants, and of thy 
peopwe I-Iswaew, that t-thou t-teach t-them t-the g-good w-way whewein they shouwd 
wawk, and g-give wain upon thy wand, which t-thou hast given to thy peopwe 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance. 

8-8:37 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be in t-the wand (≧◡≦) f-faminye, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be pestiwence, bwasting, 
＼(≧▽≦)／ m-miwdew, wocust, ow if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be catewpiwwew; if theiw enyemy (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege 
t-them in t-the wand of theiw cities; whatsoevew pwague, whatsoevew 
sicknyess (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe b-be; 8:38 What pwayew and suppwication soevew be m-made by 
any ^.^ m-man, ow by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy peopwe I-Iswaew, which shaww knyow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the 
pwague of his own heawt, and spwead fowth his h-hands towawd this house: 
8:39 T-Then h-heaw t-thou in heaven thy dwewwing pwace, and fowgive, and do, 
and g-give to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his ways, whose heawt t-thou k-knyowest; 
(fow thou, even t-thou onwy, k-knyowest t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of 
m-men;) 8-8:40 That they may f-feaw thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days that they wive in t-the 
wand which t-thou gavest u-unto ouw fathews. 

8:41 Moweovew c-concewnying a s-stwangew, that is nyot of thy peopwe I-Iswaew, 
but cometh out of a faw c-countwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame's sake; 8-8:42 (Fow they 
shaww h-heaw of thy gweat nyame, and of thy stwong hand, and of thy 
stwetched out awm;) when he shaww come and p-pway towawd this h-house; 
8-8:43 Heaw t-thou in heaven thy dwewwing pwace, and (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that t-the stwangew cawweth to thee fow: that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe of t-the eawth 
may knyow thy nyame, to f-feaw thee, as (^-^*)/ d-do thy peopwe I-Iswaew; and that 
they may knyow that this h-house, which I have buiwded, is cawwed by thy 
nyame. 

8:44 If thy peopwe go out to battwe against theiw enyemy, whithewsoevew 
t-thou shawt send t-them, and shaww p-pway u-unto t-the WOWD towawd t-the city 
which t-thou hast chosen, and towawd t-the house that I have b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy 
nyame: 8:45 T-Then h-heaw t-thou in heaven theiw pwayew and theiw 
suppwication, and maintain theiw cause. 

8:46 If they sin against thee, (fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man that ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth nyot,) 
and t-thou be angwy with t-them, and d-dewivew t-them to t-the enyemy, so that 
they cawwy t-them away captives u-unto t-the wand of t-the enyemy, faw ow n-nyeaw; 
8:47 Y-Yet if they shaww bethink themsewves in t-the wand whithew they 
wewe cawwied captives, and wepent, and make suppwication u-unto thee in 
t-the wand of t-them that cawwied t-them captives, s-saying, We have sinnyed, 
and have donye pewvewsewy, we have committed wickednyess; 8:48 And so 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto thee with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw s-souw, in t-the 
wand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, which w-wed t-them away captive, and p-pway u-unto thee 
towawd theiw wand, which t-thou gavest u-unto theiw fathews, t-the city 
which t-thou hast chosen, and t-the house which I have b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame: 
8:49 T-Then h-heaw t-thou theiw pwayew and theiw suppwication in heaven thy 
dwewwing pwace, and maintain theiw cause, 8-8:50 And fowgive thy peopwe 
that have sinnyed against thee, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw twansgwessions whewein 
they have twansgwessed against thee, and g-give t-them compassion befowe 
t-them who cawwied t-them captive, that they may have compassion on (=`ω´=) t-them: 
8-8:51 Fow they be thy p-peopwe, and thinye inhewitance, which t-thou 
b-bwoughtest fowth out of Egypt, fwom t-the m-midst of t-the fuwnyace of iwon: 
8:52 That thinye eyes may be open u-unto t-the suppwication of thy s-sewvant, 
and u-unto t-the suppwication of thy peopwe I-Iswaew, to heawken u-unto t-them 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto thee. 

8-8:53 Fow t-thou didst sepawate t-them fwom among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the 
eawth, to be thinye inhewitance, as t-thou s-spakest by t-the hand of Moses 
thy s-sewvant, when t-thou b-bwoughtest ouw f-fathews out of Egypt, O-O WOWD 
God. 

8:54 And it w-was so, that when S-Sowomon h-had m-made an end of pwaying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
this pwayew and suppwication u-unto t-the WOWD, he awose fwom befowe t-the 
awtaw of t-the WOWD, fwom knyeewing on his k-knyees with his h-hands spwead up 
to heaven. 

8:55 And he stood, and bwessed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew with a 
w-woud voice, s-saying, 8:56 Bwessed be t-the WOWD, that hath given w-west 
u-unto his peopwe I-Iswaew, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he p-pwomised: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath 
nyot faiwed onye wowd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his g-good pwomise, which he pwomised by t-the 
hand of Moses his sewvant. 

8:57 The WOWD ouw God be with u-us, as he w-was with ouw fathews: wet him 
nyot weave u-us, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowsake us: 8:58 That he may i-incwinye ouw (x_x)V h-heawts u-unto 
him, to wawk in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, and to keep his commandments, and his 
s-statutes, and his judgments, which he commanded ouw fathews. 

8-8:59 And wet these o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, whewewith I have m-made suppwication befowe 
t-the WOWD, be nyigh u-unto t-the WOWD ouw God day and nyight, that he 
maintain t-the c-cause of his s-sewvant, and t-the c-cause of his peopwe Iswaew 
a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times, as t-the mattew shaww wequiwe: 8:60 That (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of 
t-the eawth may knyow that t-the WOWD is G-God, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye ewse. 

(´-ω-`) *sighs* 8-8:61 Wet youw heawt thewefowe be pewfect with t-the WOWD ouw G-God, to 
wawk in his s-statutes, and to keep his commandments, as a-at this d-day. 

8:62 And t-the king, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, offewed sacwifice befowe 
t-the WOWD. 

8:63 And S-Sowomon offewed a sacwifice of peace offewings, which he 
offewed u-unto t-the WOWD, two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand oxen, and an hundwed 
and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand sheep. S-So t-the king and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
dedicated t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

8-8:64 The same day did t-the king hawwow t-the middwe of t-the couwt that w-was 
befowe t-the house of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he offewed buwnt offewings, 
and meat offewings, and t-the fat of t-the peace ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: because t-the 
bwasen awtaw that w-was befowe t-the WOWD w-was too ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe to weceive t-the 
buwnt offewings, and meat offewings, and t-the fat of t-the peace 
offewings. 

8:65 And a-at that time S-Sowomon hewd a f-feast, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, a 
gweat congwegation, fwom t-the entewing in of Hamath u-unto t-the wivew of 
Egypt, befowe t-the WOWD ouw G-God, seven days and seven days, even 
fouwteen days. 

8:66 On t-the eighth day he sent t-the peopwe (☆ω☆) a-away: and they bwessed t-the 
king, and went u-unto theiw tents joyfuw and gwad of heawt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
goodnyess that t-the WOWD h-had donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David his s-sewvant, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew 
his peopwe. 

9:1 And it came to pass, when S-Sowomon h-had finyished t-the buiwding of t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, and t-the king's h-house, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww S-Sowomon's d-desiwe 
which he w-was pweased to do, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 That t-the WOWD appeawed to S-Sowomon t-the 
second time, as he h-had appeawed u-unto him a-at Gibeon. 

9:3 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, I have heawd thy pwayew and thy 
suppwication, that t-thou hast m-made befowe me: I have hawwowed this 
h-house, which t-thou hast buiwt, to put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; and minye 
eyes and minye heawt shaww be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe pewpetuawwy. 

9:4 And if t-thou wiwt wawk befowe me, as David thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew wawked, in 
:33 i-integwity of heawt, and in u-upwightnyess, to (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I 
have commanded thee, and wiwt keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgments: 9:5 
T-Then I wiww estabwish t-the t-thwonye of thy kingdom upon Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, 
as I pwomised to David thy fathew, s-saying, Thewe shaww nyot faiw thee a 
man upon t-the t-thwonye of Iswaew. 

9:6 But if ye shaww a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww tuwn fwom fowwowing me, ye ow youw 
c-chiwdwen, and wiww nyot keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes which I 
have s-set befowe y-you, but go and sewve othew gods, and w-wowship (=`ω´=) t-them: 
9:7 T-Then wiww I cut off Iswaew out of t-the wand which I have given 
t-them; and this h-house, which I have hawwowed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, wiww I cast 
out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight; and Iswaew shaww be a pwovewb and a bywowd among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
peopwe: 9:8 And a-at this h-house, which is high, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that passeth 
by it shaww be astonyished, and shaww h-hiss; and they shaww say, Why 
hath t-the WOWD donye thus u-unto this wand, and to this house? 9:9 And 
they shaww a-answew, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they fowsook t-the WOWD theiw G-God, who 
b-bwought fowth theiw f-fathews out of t-the wand of Egypt, and have taken 
h-howd upon othew gods, and have w-wowshipped t-them, and sewved (=`ω´=) t-them: 
thewefowe hath t-the WOWD b-bwought upon t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws, when S-Sowomon h-had 
b-buiwt t-the two houses, t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the king's h-house, 
9-9:11 (Nyow Hiwam t-the king of T-Tywe h-had fuwnyished S-Sowomon with cedaw 
twees and fiw twees, and with gowd, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his desiwe,) that 
t-then king S-Sowomon gave Hiwam ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cities in t-the wand of Gawiwee. 

9:12 And Hiwam came out fwom T-Tywe to s-see t-the c-cities which S-Sowomon h-had 
given h-him; and they pweased him n-nyot. 

9:13 And he said, What c-cities awe these which t-thou hast given me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bwothew? And he cawwed t-them t-the wand of Cabuw u-unto this d-day. 

9-9:14 And Hiwam sent to t-the king s-sixscowe tawents of gowd. 

9:15 And this is t-the w-weason of t-the wevy which king S-Sowomon waised; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
to buiwd t-the house of t-the WOWD, and his own h-house, and M-Miwwo, and t-the 
waww of J-Jewusawem, and H-Hazow, and Megiddo, and G-Gezew. 

9:16 Fow Phawaoh king of Egypt h-had gonye up, and taken G-Gezew, and buwnt 
it with f-fiwe, and s-swain t-the Canyaanyites that d-dwewt in t-the city, and 
given it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwesent u-unto his d-daughtew, S-Sowomon's wife. 

9:17 And S-Sowomon b-buiwt G-Gezew, and Bethhowon t-the nyethew, 9:18 And 
Baawath, and Tadmow in t-the wiwdewnyess, in t-the wand, 9:19 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-cities of stowe that S-Sowomon had, and c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-chawiots, and 
c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his howsemen, and that which S-Sowomon desiwed to buiwd in 
J-Jewusawem, and in Webanyon, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of his dominyion. 

9:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe weft of t-the A-Amowites, Hittites, 
Pewizzites, Hivites, and J-Jebusites, which wewe nyot of t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, 9:21 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw chiwdwen that wewe weft aftew t-them in t-the wand, 
whom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew awso wewe nyot abwe u-uttewwy to destwoy, 
upon those did S-Sowomon wevy a (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute of bondsewvice u-unto this d-day. 

9:22 But of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did S-Sowomon make nyo bondmen: but 
they wewe men of waw, and his sewvants, and his pwinces, and his 
captains, and wuwews of his c-chawiots, and his howsemen. 

9:23 These wewe t-the chief of t-the officews that wewe o-ovew S-Sowomon's 
wowk, five hundwed and fifty, which bawe w-wuwe o-ovew t-the peopwe that 
wwought in t-the wowk. 

9:24 But Phawaoh's daughtew came up out of t-the city of David u-unto hew 
house which S-Sowomon h-had b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew: t-then did he buiwd Miwwo. 

9:25 And thwee times in a yeaw did S-Sowomon offew buwnt offewings and 
peace offewings upon t-the awtaw which he b-buiwt u-unto t-the WOWD, and he 
buwnt i-incense upon t-the awtaw that w-was befowe t-the WOWD. S-So he finyished 
t-the house. 

9:26 And king S-Sowomon m-made a n-nyavy of s-ships in Eziongebew, which is 
beside Ewoth, on t-the showe of t-the Wed sea, in t-the wand of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. 

9:27 And Hiwam sent in t-the n-nyavy his sewvants, shipmen that h-had 
k-knyowwedge of t-the sea, with t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Sowomon. 

9-9:28 And they came to Ophiw, and fetched fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence gowd, fouw 
hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-tawents, and b-bwought it to king Sowomon. 

10:1 And when t-the queen of Sheba heawd of t-the f-fame of S-Sowomon 
c-concewnying t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, she came to pwove him with hawd 
questions. 

1-10:2 And she came to Jewusawem with a vewy gweat twain, with c-camews 
that bawe spices, and vewy m-much gowd, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes: and when 
she w-was come to S-Sowomon, she communyed with him of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in hew 
heawt. 

10:3 And S-Sowomon towd hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew questions: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot any t-thing 
hid fwom t-the king, which he towd hew n-nyot. 

10:4 And when t-the queen of Sheba h-had s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww S-Sowomon's wisdom, and 
t-the house that he h-had buiwt, 1-10:5 And t-the meat of his tabwe, and t-the 
sitting of his sewvants, and t-the attendance of his minyistews, and 
theiw appawew, and his cupbeawews, and his (♡°▽°♡) a-ascent by which he went up 
u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo mowe spiwit in hew. 

10:6 And she said to t-the king, I-It w-was a twue wepowt that I heawd in 
minye own wand of thy acts and of thy w-wisdom. 

10:7 Howbeit I bewieved nyot t-the wowds, untiw I came, and minye eyes h-had 
s-seen i-it: and, b-behowd, t-the hawf w-was nyot towd me: thy wisdom and 
p-pwospewity e-exceedeth t-the f-fame which I h-heawd. 

10:8 Happy awe thy men, happy awe these thy sewvants, which stand 
continyuawwy befowe thee, and that h-heaw thy w-wisdom. 

10:9 Bwessed be t-the WOWD thy G-God, which dewighted in thee, to s-set thee 
on t-the t-thwonye of Iswaew: because t-the WOWD woved Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, 
thewefowe m-made he thee king, to (^-^*)/ d-do j-judgment and justice. 

10:10 And she gave t-the king an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty tawents of gowd, and 
of spices vewy gweat s-stowe, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came nyo mowe 
such a-abundance of spices as these which t-the queen of Sheba gave to 
king Sowomon. 

1-10:11 And t-the n-nyavy awso of Hiwam, that b-bwought gowd fwom Ophiw, 
b-bwought in fwom Ophiw gweat pwenty of >w< a-awmug twees, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious 
stonyes. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And t-the king m-made of t-the >w< a-awmug twees piwwaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of 
t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's h-house, hawps awso and psawtewies (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
singews: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came nyo such >w< a-awmug twees, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wewe s-seen u-unto this d-day. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And king S-Sowomon gave u-unto t-the queen of Sheba (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew desiwe, 
whatsoevew she ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, beside that which S-Sowomon gave hew of his woyaw 
bounty. 

S-So she (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and went to hew own countwy, she and hew sewvants. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Nyow t-the w-weight of gowd that came to S-Sowomon in onye yeaw w-was six 
hundwed (o_O)! t-thweescowe and six tawents of gowd, 10:15 Beside that he h-had 
of t-the mewchantmen, and of t-the twaffick of t-the spice mewchants, and of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Awabia, and of t-the govewnyows of t-the countwy. 

1-10:16 And king S-Sowomon m-made two hundwed t-tawgets of beaten gowd: six 
hundwed shekews of gowd went to onye t-tawget. 

1-10:17 And he m-made thwee hundwed shiewds of beaten gowd; thwee pound of 
gowd went to onye shiewd: and t-the king put t-them in t-the house of t-the 
fowest of W-Webanyon. 

10:18 Moweovew t-the king m-made a gweat t-thwonye of (-_-) i-ivowy, and ovewwaid it 
with t-the best gowd. 

10:19 The t-thwonye h-had six steps, and t-the top of t-the t-thwonye w-was (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
behind: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe stays on eithew side on t-the pwace of t-the s-seat, 
and two w-wions s-stood beside t-the stays. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And twewve w-wions s-stood (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe on t-the onye side and on t-the othew 
upon t-the six steps: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot t-the w-wike m-made in any (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww king S-Sowomon's dwinking vessews wewe of gowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the vessews of t-the house of t-the fowest of Webanyon wewe of puwe gowd; 
nyonye wewe of siwvew: it w-was nyothing a-accounted of in t-the days of 
Sowomon. 

10:22 Fow t-the king h-had a-at sea a n-nyavy of Thawshish with t-the n-nyavy of 
Hiwam: o-once in thwee yeaws came t-the n-nyavy of (O.O) T-Thawshish, bwinging gowd, 
and s-siwvew, (-_-) i-ivowy, and a-apes, and peacocks. 

1-10:23 S-So king S-Sowomon e-exceeded (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the eawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wiches 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wisdom. 

10:24 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth sought to S-Sowomon, to h-heaw his wisdom, which 
God h-had put in his heawt. 

10:25 And they b-bwought {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his pwesent, vessews of s-siwvew, and 
vessews of gowd, and gawments, and a-awmouw, and spices, howses, and 
muwes, a wate yeaw by y-yeaw. 

10:26 And S-Sowomon gathewed togethew chawiots and howsemen: and he h-had 
a t-thousand and fouw hundwed c-chawiots, and twewve t-thousand howsemen, 
whom he b-bestowed in t-the c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-chawiots, and with t-the king a-at 
Jewusawem. 

10:27 And t-the king m-made s-siwvew to be in Jewusawem as stonyes, and 
cedaws m-made he to be as t-the sycomowe twees that awe in t-the ~(>_<~) *giggles shyly* v-vawe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
abundance. 

1-10:28 And S-Sowomon h-had howses b-bwought out of Egypt, and winyen yawn: t-the 
king's mewchants weceived t-the winyen yawn a-at a p-pwice. 

10:29 And a chawiot came up and went out of Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow six hundwed 
shekews of s-siwvew, and an h-howse (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed and fifty: and so (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the Hittites, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kings of Sywia, did they 
bwing t-them out by theiw means. 

11:1 But king S-Sowomon woved many s-stwange (*°▽°*) w-women, togethew with t-the 
daughtew of Phawaoh, w-women of t-the Moabites, Ammonyites, Edomites, 
Zidonyians, and Hittites: 11:2 O-Of t-the nyations c-concewnying which t-the WOWD 
said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, Ye shaww nyot go in to t-them, nyeithew 
shaww they come in u-unto you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow suwewy they wiww tuwn away youw heawt 
aftew theiw gods: S-Sowomon (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave u-unto these in wove. 

11:3 And he h-had seven hundwed wives, pwincesses, and thwee hundwed 
concubinyes: and his wives (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away his heawt. 

11:4 Fow it came to pass, when S-Sowomon w-was o-owd, that his wives (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
away his heawt aftew othew gods: and his heawt w-was nyot pewfect with 
t-the WOWD his G-God, as w-was t-the heawt of David his fathew. 

11:5 Fow S-Sowomon went aftew A-Ashtoweth t-the goddess of t-the Zidonyians, 
and aftew Miwcom t-the a-abominyation of t-the A-Ammonyites. 

11:6 And S-Sowomon did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and went nyot fuwwy 
aftew t-the WOWD, as did David his fathew. 

11:7 T-Then did S-Sowomon buiwd an high pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Chemosh, t-the a-abominyation 
of M-Moab, in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww that is befowe J-Jewusawem, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Mowech, t-the 
a-abominyation of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. 

11:8 And wikewise did he (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his s-stwange wives, which buwnt 
i-incense and sacwificed u-unto theiw gods. 

11:9 And t-the WOWD w-was angwy with S-Sowomon, because his heawt w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
fwom t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, which h-had appeawed u-unto him twice, 11:10 
And h-had commanded him c-concewnying this thing, that he shouwd nyot go 
aftew othew gods: but he kept nyot that which t-the WOWD c-commanded. 

11:11 Whewefowe t-the WOWD said u-unto S-Sowomon, Fowasmuch as this is donye 
of thee, and t-thou hast nyot kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, which I 
have commanded thee, I wiww suwewy w-wend t-the kingdom fwom thee, and 
wiww g-give it to thy sewvant. 

11:12 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding in thy days I wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David thy 
fathew's sake: but I wiww w-wend it out of t-the hand of thy (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

11:13 Howbeit I wiww nyot w-wend away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kingdom; but wiww g-give onye 
twibe to thy son (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant's sake, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jewusawem's sake 
which I have chosen. 

11:14 And t-the WOWD stiwwed up an a-advewsawy u-unto S-Sowomon, Hadad t-the 
Edomite: he w-was of t-the king's seed in (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. 

11:15 Fow it came to pass, when David w-was in Edom, and Joab t-the 
c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was gonye up to buwy t-the swain, aftew he h-had 
smitten {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe in Edom; 11:16 (Fow six months did Joab wemain 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, untiw he h-had cut off {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mawe in Edom:) 11:17 
That Hadad fwed, he and c-cewtain Edomites of his fathew's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with 
him, to go into Egypt; Hadad being (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwd. 

11:18 And they awose out of Midian, and came to Pawan: and they took 
men with t-them out of Pawan, and they came to Egypt, u-unto Phawaoh king 
of Egypt; which gave him an h-house, and appointed him victuaws, and 
gave him wand. 

11:19 And Hadad f-found gweat favouw in t-the sight of Phawaoh, so that he 
gave him to wife t-the s-sistew of his own wife, t-the s-sistew of Tahpenyes 
t-the queen. 

11:20 And t-the s-sistew of Tahpenyes bawe him Genyubath his son, whom 
Tahpenyes weanyed in Phawaoh's house: and Genyubath w-was in Phawaoh's 
(o-_-o) h-househowd among t-the sons of Phawaoh. 

11:21 And when Hadad heawd in Egypt that David swept with his fathews, 
and that Joab t-the c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was dead, Hadad said to Phawaoh, 
Wet m-me depawt, that I may go to minye own countwy. 

11:22 T-Then Phawaoh said u-unto him, But what hast t-thou w-wacked with me, 
that, b-behowd, t-thou seekest to go to thinye own countwy? And he 
answewed, Nyothing: h-howbeit wet m-me go in any wise. 

1-11:23 And God stiwwed him up anyothew advewsawy, Wezon t-the son of 
Ewiadah, which fwed fwom his wowd Hadadezew king of Zobah: 11:24 And 
he gathewed men u-unto him, and became c-captain o-ovew a band, when David 
swew t-them of Zobah: and they went to Damascus, and d-dwewt thewein, and 
weignyed in D-Damascus. 

11:25 And he w-was an a-advewsawy to Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of S-Sowomon, 
beside t-the mischief that Hadad did: and he a-abhowwed I-Iswaew, and 
weignyed o-ovew S-Sywia. 

11:26 And Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, an Ephwathite of Zeweda, 
S-Sowomon's s-sewvant, whose (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Z-Zewuah, a widow woman, even 
he w-wifted up his hand against t-the king. 

11:27 And this w-was t-the c-cause that he w-wifted up his hand against t-the 
king: S-Sowomon b-buiwt M-Miwwo, and w-wepaiwed t-the b-bweaches of t-the city of 
David his fathew. 

11:28 And t-the man Jewoboam w-was a mighty man of v-vawouw: and S-Sowomon 
seeing t-the young man that he w-was industwious, he m-made him wuwew o-ovew 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chawge of t-the house of Joseph. 

1-11:29 And it came to pass a-at that time when Jewoboam went out of 
J-Jewusawem, that t-the pwophet Ahijah t-the Shiwonyite f-found him in t-the way; 
and he h-had (*・ω・)ﾉ c-cwad himsewf with a nyew gawment; and they two wewe awonye in 
t-the fiewd: 11:30 And Ahijah caught t-the nyew gawment that w-was on him, 
and went it in twewve pieces: 11:31 And he said to Jewoboam, Take thee 
t-ten pieces: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew, Behowd, I wiww 
w-wend t-the kingdom out of t-the hand of S-Sowomon, and wiww g-give t-ten twibes 
to t-thee: 11:32 (But he shaww have onye twibe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant David's 
sake, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jewusawem's sake, t-the city which I have chosen out of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew:) 11:33 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that they have fowsaken me, 
and have w-wowshipped A-Ashtoweth t-the goddess of t-the Zidonyians, (^人^) C-Chemosh 
t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of t-the Moabites, and Miwcom t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, 
and have nyot wawked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, to (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wight in minye 
eyes, and to keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, as did David his 
fathew. 

(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 Howbeit I wiww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take t-the w-whowe kingdom out of his hand: but I 
wiww make him pwince (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant's 
sake, whom I c-chose, because he kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my statutes: 
11:35 But I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the kingdom out of his son's hand, and wiww g-give 
it u-unto thee, even t-ten twibes. 

11:36 And u-unto his son wiww I g-give onye twibe, that David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant 
may have a wight awway befowe m-me in J-Jewusawem, t-the city which I have 
chosen m-me to put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame thewe. 

11:37 And I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take thee, and t-thou shawt weign a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
thy souw desiweth, and shawt be king o-ovew Iswaew. 

1-11:38 And it shaww be, if t-thou wiwt heawken u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I command 
thee, and wiwt wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, and (^-^*)/ d-do that is wight in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, to 
keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, as David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant d-did; that I 
wiww be with thee, and buiwd thee a suwe h-house, as I b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow D-David, 
and wiww g-give Iswaew u-unto thee. 

1-11:39 And I wiww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this affwict t-the seed of D-David, but nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

11:40 S-Sowomon sought thewefowe to kiww (T_T) J-Jewoboam. And Jewoboam a-awose, 
and fwed into Egypt, u-unto Shishak king of Egypt, and w-was in Egypt 
untiw t-the death of Sowomon. 

11:41 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of S-Sowomon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and 
his wisdom, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the acts of Sowomon? 
1-11:42 And t-the time that S-Sowomon weignyed in Jewusawem o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew 
w-was f-fowty yeaws. 

1-11:43 And S-Sowomon swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied in t-the city 
of David his fathew: and Wehoboam his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

12:1 And Wehoboam went to Shechem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew wewe come to Shechem 
to make him king. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And it came to pass, when Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
in Egypt, heawd of it, (fow he w-was fwed fwom t-the pwesence of king 
S-Sowomon, and Jewoboam d-dwewt in Egypt;) 12:3 That they sent and cawwed 
h-him. And Jewoboam and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew came, and spake 
u-unto Wehoboam, s-saying, 12:4 Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made ouw ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke gwievous: nyow 
thewefowe make t-thou t-the gwievous sewvice of thy fathew, and his h-heavy 
＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke which he put upon u-us, w-wightew, and we wiww sewve thee. 

1-12:5 And he said u-unto t-them, Depawt (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thwee days, t-then come again 
to me. And t-the peopwe depawted. 

12:6 And king Wehoboam c-consuwted with t-the o-owd men, that s-stood befowe 
S-Sowomon his o(>ω<)o f-fathew whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wived, and said, How (^-^*)/ d-do ye a-advise that 
I may answew this peopwe? (o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And they spake u-unto him, s-saying, If 
t-thou wiwt be a sewvant u-unto this peopwe this day, and wiwt sewve t-them, 
and answew t-them, and speak g-good w-wowds to t-them, t-then they wiww be thy 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

12:8 But he fowsook t-the counsew of t-the o-owd men, which they h-had given 
him, and c-consuwted with t-the young men that wewe g-gwown up with him, and 
which s-stood befowe him: 12:9 And he said u-unto t-them, What counsew g-give 
ye that we may answew this p-peopwe, who have spoken to me, s-saying, Make 
t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke which thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew did put upon us wightew? 12:10 And t-the 
young men that wewe g-gwown up with him spake u-unto him, s-saying, T-Thus 
shawt t-thou speak u-unto this peopwe that spake u-unto thee, s-saying, Thy 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made ouw ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke h-heavy, but make t-thou it wightew u-unto us; thus 
shawt t-thou say u-unto t-them, My ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe f-fingew shaww be t-thickew than o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fathew's woins. 

1-12:11 And nyow w-wheweas o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew did w-wade you with a h-heavy yoke, I wiww 
a-add to youw y-yoke: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath chastised you with (*´▽`*) w-whips, but I wiww 
chastise you with scowpions. 

12:12 S-So Jewoboam and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe came to Wehoboam t-the thiwd day, 
as t-the king h-had appointed, s-saying, Come to m-me again t-the thiwd d-day. 

12:13 And t-the king answewed t-the peopwe woughwy, and fowsook t-the o-owd 
men's counsew that they gave h-him; 12:14 And spake to t-them aftew t-the 
counsew of t-the young men, s-saying, My o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made youw ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke h-heavy, and 
I wiww a-add to youw y-yoke: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew awso chastised you with (*´▽`*) w-whips, but 
I wiww chastise you with scowpions. 

1-12:15 Whewefowe t-the king heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-the peopwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cause 
w-was fwom t-the WOWD, that he m-might pewfowm his s-saying, which t-the WOWD 
spake by Ahijah t-the Shiwonyite u-unto Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat. 

12:16 S-So when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew saw that t-the king heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-them, 
t-the peopwe answewed t-the king, s-saying, What powtion have we in David? 
nyeithew have we (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in t-the son of Jesse: to youw tents, O-O 
Iswaew: nyow s-see to thinye own h-house, David. S-So Iswaew depawted u-unto 
theiw tents. 

12:17 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew which d-dwewt in t-the c-cities of 
Judah, Wehoboam weignyed o-ovew them. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 T-Then king Wehoboam sent Adowam, who w-was o-ovew t-the twibute; and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew stonyed him with stonyes, that he died. Thewefowe king 
Wehoboam m-made speed to get him up to his c-chawiot, to fwee to 
Jewusawem. 

12:19 S-So Iswaew webewwed against t-the house of David u-unto this d-day. 

12:20 And it came to pass, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew heawd that Jewoboam w-was 
come again, that they sent and cawwed him u-unto t-the congwegation, and 
m-made him king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye that f-fowwowed t-the house 
of D-David, but t-the twibe of Judah onwy. 

1-12:21 And when Wehoboam w-was come to J-Jewusawem, he assembwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
house of Judah, with t-the twibe of Benjamin, an hundwed and fouwscowe 
t-thousand chosen men, which wewe wawwiows, to fight against t-the house 
of I-Iswaew, to bwing t-the kingdom again to Wehoboam t-the son of Sowomon. 

12:22 But t-the wowd of God came u-unto Shemaiah t-the man of G-God, s-saying, 
12:23 Speak u-unto Wehoboam, t-the son of S-Sowomon, king of Judah, and u-unto 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Judah and Benjamin, and to t-the wemnyant of t-the p-peopwe, 
s-saying, 12:24 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Ye shaww nyot go up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fight 
against youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his 
h-house; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this t-thing is fwom me. They heawkenyed thewefowe to t-the wowd 
of t-the WOWD, and wetuwnyed to depawt, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the 
WOWD. 

12:25 T-Then Jewoboam b-buiwt Shechem in mount Ephwaim, and d-dwewt thewein; 
and went out fwom thence, and b-buiwt Penyuew. 

12:26 And Jewoboam said in his heawt, Nyow shaww t-the kingdom (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to 
t-the house of David: 12:27 If this peopwe go up to (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice in t-the 
house of t-the WOWD a-at J-Jewusawem, t-then shaww t-the heawt of this peopwe 
tuwn again u-unto theiw wowd, even u-unto Wehoboam king of Judah, and they 
shaww kiww me, and go again to Wehoboam king of J-Judah. 

12:28 Wheweupon t-the king took counsew, and m-made two cawves of gowd, 
and said u-unto t-them, I-It is too m-much (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to go up to Jewusawem: 
(x_x)V b-behowd thy gods, O-O I-Iswaew, which b-bwought thee up out of t-the wand of 
Egypt. 

12:29 And he s-set t-the onye in Bethew, and t-the othew put he in Dan. 

12:30 And this t-thing became a (*°▽°*) s-sin: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe went to w-wowship 
befowe t-the o-onye, even u-unto Dan. 

12:31 And he m-made an house of high pwaces, and m-made pwiests of t-the 
w-wowest of t-the p-peopwe, which wewe nyot of t-the sons of Wevi. 

12:32 And Jewoboam o-owdainyed a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast in t-the eighth m-month, on t-the 
f-fifteenth day of t-the m-month, w-wike u-unto t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast that is in Judah, and 
he offewed upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. S-So did he in Bethew, sacwificing u-unto t-the 
cawves that he h-had made: and he pwaced in Bethew t-the pwiests of t-the 
high pwaces which he h-had made. 

1-12:33 S-So he offewed upon t-the awtaw which he h-had m-made in Bethew t-the 
f-fifteenth day of t-the eighth m-month, even in t-the month which he h-had 
devised of his own heawt; and o-owdainyed a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew: and he offewed upon t-the awtaw, and buwnt incense. 

13:1 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a man of God out of Judah by t-the wowd of 
t-the WOWD u-unto B-Bethew: and Jewoboam s-stood by t-the awtaw to buwn incense. 

13:2 And he cwied against t-the awtaw in t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, and said, 
O-O awtaw, awtaw, thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, a c-chiwd shaww be bown 
u-unto t-the house of D-David, Josiah by nyame; and upon thee shaww he offew 
t-the pwiests of t-the high pwaces that buwn i-incense upon thee, and men's 
bonyes shaww be buwnt upon thee. 

13:3 And he gave a (*´▽`*) s-sign t-the same day, s-saying, This is t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign which 
t-the WOWD hath spoken; Behowd, t-the awtaw shaww be went, and t-the ashes 
that awe upon it shaww be pouwed ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

13:4 And it came to pass, when king Jewoboam heawd t-the saying of t-the 
man of G-God, which h-had cwied against t-the awtaw in Bethew, that he put 
fowth his hand fwom t-the awtaw, s-saying, Way h-howd on h-him. And his hand, 
which he put fowth against him, dwied up, so that he couwd nyot puww it 
in again to h-him. 

13:5 The awtaw awso w-was went, and t-the ashes pouwed out fwom t-the awtaw, 
a-accowding to t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign which t-the man of God h-had given by t-the wowd of 
t-the WOWD. 

13:6 And t-the king answewed and said u-unto t-the man of G-God, Intweat nyow 
t-the f-face of t-the WOWD thy G-God, and p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand may be 
westowed m-me again. And t-the man of God besought t-the WOWD, and t-the 
king's hand w-was westowed him again, and became as it w-was b-befowe. 

13:7 And t-the king said u-unto t-the man of G-God, Come home with me, and 
wefwesh xDD t-thysewf, and I wiww g-give thee a wewawd. 

13:8 And t-the man of God said u-unto t-the king, If t-thou wiwt g-give m-me hawf 
thinye h-house, I wiww nyot go in with thee, nyeithew wiww I e-eat bwead (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
dwink w-watew in this p-pwace: 13:9 Fow so w-was it c-chawged m-me by t-the wowd 
of t-the WOWD, s-saying, Eat nyo bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink watew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow tuwn again by 
t-the same w-way that t-thou camest. 

1-13:10 S-So he went anyothew way, and wetuwnyed nyot by t-the w-way that he came 
to Bethew. 

1-13:11 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe d-dwewt an o-owd pwophet in Bethew; and his sons came and 
towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks that t-the man of God h-had donye that day in 
B-Bethew: t-the w-wowds which he h-had spoken u-unto t-the king, t-them they towd 
awso to theiw fathew. 

13:12 And theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew said u-unto t-them, What w-way went o(>< )o h-he? Fow his sons 
h-had s-seen what w-way t-the man of God went, which came fwom J-Judah. 

13:13 And he said u-unto his ^-^ s-sons, ＼(≧▽≦)／ *leans over* S-Saddwe m-me t-the ass. S-So they saddwed 
him t-the ass: and he w-wode theweon, 13:14 And went aftew t-the man of G-God, 
and f-found him sitting undew an oak: and he said u-unto him, Awt t-thou t-the 
man of God that camest fwom J-Judah? And he said, I am. 

13:15 T-Then he said u-unto him, Come home with me, and e-eat bwead. 

1-13:16 And he said, I may nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn with thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow go in with t-thee: 
nyeithew wiww I e-eat bwead (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink w-watew with thee in this p-pwace: 
13:17 Fow it w-was said to m-me by t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, T-Thou shawt e-eat nyo 
bwead (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink w-watew thewe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow tuwn again to go by t-the w-way that t-thou 
camest. 

13:18 He said u-unto him, I am a pwophet awso as t-thou awt; and an angew 
spake u-unto m-me by t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, s-saying, Bwing him back with 
thee into thinye h-house, that he may e-eat bwead and dwink watew. But he 
wied u-unto h-him. 

13:19 S-So he went back with him, and did e-eat bwead in his h-house, and 
d-dwank watew. 

1-13:20 And it came to pass, as they sat a-at t-the tabwe, that t-the wowd of 
t-the WOWD came u-unto t-the pwophet that b-bwought him back: 13:21 And he 
cwied u-unto t-the man of God that came fwom Judah, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the 
WOWD, Fowasmuch as t-thou hast disobeyed t-the mouth of t-the WOWD, and hast 
nyot kept t-the commandment which t-the WOWD thy God commanded thee, 13:22 
But camest b-back, and hast eaten bwead and dwunk w-watew in t-the pwace, of 
t-the which t-the Wowd did say to thee, Eat nyo bwead, and dwink nyo watew; 
thy cawcase shaww nyot come u-unto t-the sepuwchwe of thy fathews. 

13:23 And it came to pass, aftew he h-had eaten bwead, and aftew he h-had 
dwunk, that he saddwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him t-the ass, to wit, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwophet whom 
he h-had b-bwought back. 

13:24 And when he w-was gonye, a w-wion met him by t-the way, and swew him: 
and his cawcase w-was cast in t-the way, and t-the a-ass s-stood by it, t-the w-wion 
awso s-stood by t-the cawcase. 

13:25 And, b-behowd, men passed by, and saw t-the cawcase cast in t-the way, 
and t-the w-wion standing by t-the cawcase: and they came and towd it in t-the 
city whewe t-the o-owd pwophet d-dwewt. 

13:26 And when t-the pwophet that b-bwought him back fwom t-the w-way heawd 
t-theweof, he said, I-It is t-the man of G-God, who w-was disobedient u-unto t-the 
wowd of t-the WOWD: thewefowe t-the WOWD hath dewivewed him u-unto t-the wion, 
which hath t-town him, and s-swain him, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, 
which he spake u-unto h-him. 

13:27 And he spake to his ^-^ s-sons, s-saying, ＼(≧▽≦)／ *leans over* S-Saddwe m-me t-the ass. And they 
saddwed h-him. 

13:28 And he went and f-found his cawcase cast in t-the way, and t-the a-ass 
and t-the w-wion standing by t-the cawcase: t-the w-wion h-had nyot eaten t-the 
cawcase, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-town t-the ass. 

13:29 And t-the pwophet took up t-the cawcase of t-the man of G-God, and w-waid 
it upon t-the ass, and b-bwought it back: and t-the o-owd pwophet came to t-the 
city, to m-mouwn and to buwy h-him. 

13:30 And he w-waid his cawcase in his own gwave; and they mouwnyed o-ovew 
him, s-saying, Awas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew! 13:31 And it came to pass, aftew he 
h-had buwied him, that he spake to his ^-^ s-sons, s-saying, When I am dead, 
t-then buwy m-me in t-the sepuwchwe whewein t-the man of God is buwied; way o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bonyes beside his b-bonyes: ~(>_<~) 1-13:32 Fow t-the saying which he cwied by t-the 
wowd of t-the WOWD against t-the awtaw in Bethew, and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
houses of t-the high pwaces which awe in t-the c-cities of S-Samawia, shaww 
suwewy come to pass. 

13:33 Aftew this t-thing Jewoboam wetuwnyed nyot fwom his eviw way, but 
m-made again of t-the w-wowest of t-the peopwe pwiests of t-the high pwaces: 
w-whosoevew wouwd, he consecwated him, and he became onye of t-the pwiests 
of t-the high pwaces. 

13:34 And this t-thing became sin u-unto t-the house of Jewoboam, even to 
cut it off, and to d-destwoy it fwom off t-the f-face of t-the eawth. 

14:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time Abijah t-the son of Jewoboam feww s-sick. 

14:2 And Jewoboam said to his wife, Awise, I p-pway thee, and disguise 
xDD t-thysewf, that t-thou be nyot knyown to be t-the wife of Jewoboam; and get 
thee to Shiwoh: b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is Ahijah t-the pwophet, which towd m-me 
that I shouwd be king o-ovew this peopwe. 

14:3 And o(>ω<)o t-take with thee t-ten woaves, and cwacknyews, and a cwuse of 
honyey, and go to him: he shaww teww thee what shaww become of t-the 
chiwd. 

14:4 And Jewoboam's wife did so, and a-awose, and went to S-Shiwoh, and 
came to t-the house of Ahijah. But Ahijah couwd nyot see; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his eyes 
wewe s-set by w-weason of his age. 

1-14:5 And t-the WOWD said u-unto A-Ahijah, Behowd, t-the wife of Jewoboam 
cometh to ask a t-thing of thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew son; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is sick: thus and 
thus shawt t-thou say u-unto hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww be, when she cometh in, 
that she shaww feign hewsewf to be anyothew |･ω･) w-woman. 

14:6 And it w-was so, when Ahijah heawd t-the s-sound of hew feet, as she 
came in a-at t-the d-doow, that he said, Come in, t-thou wife of Jewoboam; why 
feignyest t-thou t-thysewf to be (>_<) a-anyothew? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am sent to thee with h-heavy 
tidings. 

14:7 Go, teww Jewoboam, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Fowasmuch 
as I exawted thee fwom among t-the p-peopwe, and m-made thee pwince o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe I-Iswaew, 14:8 And went t-the kingdom away fwom t-the house of D-David, 
and gave it t-thee: and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou hast nyot b-been as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant D-David, who 
kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and who f-fowwowed m-me with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt, to (^-^*)/ d-do 
that onwy which w-was wight in minye e-eyes; 14:9 But hast donye eviw a-above 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe befowe t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast gonye and m-made thee othew 
gods, and mowten images, to pwovoke m-me to angew, and hast cast m-me 
behind thy back: 14:10 Thewefowe, b-behowd, I wiww bwing eviw upon t-the 
house of Jewoboam, and wiww cut off fwom Jewoboam him that p-pisseth 
against t-the waww, and him that is s-shut up and weft in I-Iswaew, and wiww 
o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the wemnyant of t-the house of Jewoboam, as a man taketh away 
dung, tiww it be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gonye. 

14:11 H-Him that dieth of Jewoboam in t-the city shaww t-the dogs eat; and 
him that dieth in t-the fiewd shaww t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw eat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD hath spoken it. 

1-14:12 Awise t-thou thewefowe, get thee to thinye own house: and when thy 
feet entew into t-the city, t-the c-chiwd shaww die. 

14:13 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew shaww m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and buwy him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he onwy of 
Jewoboam shaww come to t-the gwave, because in him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is f-found s-some 
g-good t-thing towawd t-the WOWD God of Iswaew in t-the house of (T_T) J-Jewoboam. 

14:14 Moweovew t-the WOWD shaww w-waise him up a king o-ovew I-Iswaew, who 
shaww cut off t-the house of Jewoboam that day: but what? even n-nyow. 

1-14:15 Fow t-the WOWD shaww smite I-Iswaew, as a weed is shaken in t-the 
watew, and he shaww woot up Iswaew out of this g-good wand, which he 
gave to theiw fathews, and shaww scattew t-them beyond t-the wivew, 
because they have m-made theiw gwoves, pwovoking t-the WOWD to angew. 

14:16 And he shaww g-give Iswaew up because of t-the s-sins of Jewoboam, who 
did sin, and who m-made Iswaew to sin. 

14:17 And Jewoboam's wife a-awose, and depawted, and came to Tiwzah: and 
when she came to t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the d-doow, t-the c-chiwd died; (x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And 
they buwied h-him; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, a-accowding to t-the wowd 
of t-the WOWD, which he spake by t-the hand of his sewvant Ahijah t-the 
pwophet. 

1-14:19 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jewoboam, how he wawwed, and how he 
weignyed, b-behowd, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the 
kings of Iswaew. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And t-the days which Jewoboam weignyed wewe two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws: 
and he swept with his fathews, and Nyadab his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

1-14:21 And Wehoboam t-the son of S-Sowomon weignyed in J-Judah. Wehoboam w-was 
f-fowty and onye yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed 
seventeen yeaws in J-Jewusawem, t-the city which t-the WOWD did choose out 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, to put his nyame thewe. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's 
nyame w-was (=^‥^=) N-Nyaamah an Ammonyitess. 

14:22 And Judah did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and they p-pwovoked 
him to jeawousy with theiw s-sins which they h-had committed, a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that theiw f-fathews h-had donye. 

14:23 Fow they awso b-buiwt t-them high pwaces, and images, and gwoves, on 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high h-hiww, and undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween t-twee. 

14:24 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe awso s-sodomites in t-the wand: and they did 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations of t-the nyations which t-the WOWD cast 
out befowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

14:25 And it came to pass in t-the fifth yeaw of king Wehoboam, that 
Shishak king of Egypt came up against Jewusawem: 14:26 And he took 
away t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the tweasuwes of t-the 
king's h-house; he even took away aww: and he took away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the shiewds 
of gowd which S-Sowomon h-had made. 

14:27 And king Wehoboam m-made in theiw stead bwasen shiewds, and 
committed t-them u-unto t-the h-hands of t-the chief of t-the guawd, which kept 
t-the doow of t-the king's house. 

14:28 And it w-was so, when t-the king went into t-the house of t-the WOWD, 
that t-the g-guawd bawe t-them, and b-bwought t-them back into t-the g-guawd 
chambew. 

14:29 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Wehoboam, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe 
they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 
14:30 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between Wehoboam and Jewoboam (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw days. 

14:31 And Wehoboam swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his 
f-fathews in t-the city of David. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was (=^‥^=) N-Nyaamah an 
Ammonyitess. And Abijam his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

15:1 Nyow in t-the eighteenth yeaw of king Jewoboam t-the son of Nyebat 
weignyed Abijam o-ovew J-Judah. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Thwee yeaws weignyed he in Jewusawem. and his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was 
Maachah, t-the daughtew of Abishawom. 

1-15:3 And he wawked in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-sins of his fathew, which he h-had donye 
befowe him: and his heawt w-was nyot pewfect with t-the WOWD his G-God, as 
t-the heawt of David his fathew. 

:3 1-15:4 Nyevewthewess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David's sake did t-the WOWD his God g-give him a 
wamp in J-Jewusawem, to s-set up his son aftew him, and to estabwish 
Jewusawem: 1-15:5 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because David did that which w-was wight in t-the eyes of 
t-the WOWD, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot aside fwom any t-thing that he commanded him 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his w-wife, s-save onwy in t-the mattew of Uwiah t-the 
H-Hittite. 

15:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between Wehoboam and Jewoboam (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of 
his wife. 

15:7 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Abijam, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe they 
nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? And 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between Abijam and (T_T) J-Jewoboam. 

15:8 And Abijam swept with his fathews; and they buwied him in t-the 
city of David: and Asa his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

15:9 And in t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of Jewoboam king of Iswaew weignyed Asa 
o-ovew J-Judah. 

15:10 And f-fowty and onye yeaws weignyed he in Jewusawem. And his 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Maachah, t-the daughtew of Abishawom. 

15:11 And Asa did that which w-was wight in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, as did 
David his fathew. 

15:12 And he took away t-the s-sodomites out of t-the wand, and w-wemoved (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the idows that his f-fathews h-had made. 

1-15:13 And awso Maachah his mothew, even hew he w-wemoved fwom being 
queen, because she h-had m-made an idow in a g-gwove; and Asa destwoyed hew 
idow, and buwnt it by t-the b-bwook Kidwon. 

15:14 But t-the high pwaces wewe nyot wemoved: nyevewthewess Asa's heawt 
w-was pewfect with t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days. 

15:15 And he b-bwought in t-the things which his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had d-dedicated, and 
t-the things which himsewf h-had d-dedicated, into t-the house of t-the WOWD, 
s-siwvew, and gowd, and vessews. 

15:16 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between Asa and Baasha king of Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw days. 

15:17 And Baasha king of Iswaew went up against Judah, and b-buiwt 
(=`ω´=) W-Wamah, that he m-might nyot s-suffew any to go out ow come in to Asa king 
of J-Judah. 

15:18 T-Then Asa took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-siwvew and t-the gowd that wewe weft in t-the 
tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the tweasuwes of t-the king's 
h-house, and dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of his sewvants: and king Asa 
sent t-them to Benhadad, t-the son of T-Tabwimon, t-the son of Hezion, king of 
Sywia, that d-dwewt a-at Damascus, s-saying, 1-15:19 Thewe is a weague b-between 
m-me and thee, and b-between o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy fathew: b-behowd, I have sent 
u-unto thee a pwesent of s-siwvew and gowd; come and bweak thy weague with 
Baasha king of I-Iswaew, that he may depawt fwom me. 

1-15:20 S-So Benhadad heawkenyed u-unto king Asa, and sent t-the captains of 
t-the hosts which he h-had against t-the c-cities of I-Iswaew, and smote Ijon, 
and Dan, and Abewbethmaachah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Cinnyewoth, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of 
N-Nyaphtawi. 

15:21 And it came to pass, when Baasha heawd t-theweof, that he weft off 
buiwding of (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and d-dwewt in Tiwzah. 

15:22 T-Then king Asa m-made a pwocwamation (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah; nyonye w-was 
exempted: and they took away t-the s-stonyes of (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and t-the timbew 
t-theweof, whewewith Baasha h-had buiwded; and king Asa b-buiwt with t-them 
Geba of Benjamin, and M-Mizpah. 

1-15:23 The w-west of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the acts of Asa, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his might, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
he did, and t-the c-cities which he buiwt, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the 
book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? Nyevewthewess in t-the time 
of his o-owd age he w-was diseased in his feet. 

1-15:24 And Asa swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his f-fathews 
in t-the city of David his fathew: and J-Jehoshaphat his son weignyed in 
his s-stead. 

15:25 And Nyadab t-the son of Jewoboam began to weign o-ovew Iswaew in t-the 
second yeaw of Asa king of Judah, and weignyed o-ovew Iswaew two yeaws. 

15:26 And he did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and wawked in t-the w-way 
of his fathew, and in his sin whewewith he m-made Iswaew to sin. 

15:27 And Baasha t-the son of A-Ahijah, of t-the house of I-Issachaw, 
conspiwed against h-him; and Baasha smote him a-at G-Gibbethon, which 
bewonged to t-the Phiwistinyes; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Nyadab and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew w-waid s-siege to 
Gibbethon. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 Even in t-the thiwd yeaw of Asa king of Judah did Baasha (✧∀✧)/ s-sway him, 
and weignyed in his s-stead. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 And it came to pass, when he weignyed, that he smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
house of Jewoboam; he weft nyot to Jewoboam any that bweathed, untiw he 
h-had destwoyed him, a-accowding u-unto t-the saying of t-the WOWD, which he 
spake by his sewvant Ahijah t-the S-Shiwonyite: 15:30 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the s-sins 
of Jewoboam which he sinnyed, and which he m-made Iswaew sin, by his 
pwovocation whewewith he p-pwovoked t-the WOWD God of Iswaew to angew. 

15:31 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Nyadab, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe they 
nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 
15:32 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between Asa and Baasha king of Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw days. 

1-15:33 In t-the thiwd yeaw of Asa king of Judah began Baasha t-the son of 
Ahijah to weign o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew in Tiwzah, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw yeaws. 

15:34 And he did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and wawked in t-the w-way 
of Jewoboam, and in his sin whewewith he m-made Iswaew to sin. 

16:1 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Jehu t-the son of Hanyanyi against 
Baasha, s-saying, 16:2 Fowasmuch as I exawted thee out of t-the dust, and 
m-made thee pwince o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew; and t-thou hast wawked in t-the 
w-way of Jewoboam, and hast m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew to sin, to pwovoke m-me 
to angew with theiw sins; 16:3 Behowd, I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the postewity 
of Baasha, and t-the postewity of his h-house; and wiww make thy house 
w-wike t-the house of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat. 

16:4 H-Him that dieth of Baasha in t-the city shaww t-the dogs eat; and him 
that dieth of his in t-the fiewds shaww t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw eat. 

16:5 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Baasha, and what he did, and his 
might, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings 
of I-Iswaew? 1-16:6 S-So Baasha swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied in 
Tiwzah: and Ewah his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

16:7 And awso by t-the hand of t-the pwophet Jehu t-the son of Hanyanyi came 
t-the wowd of t-the WOWD against Baasha, and against his h-house, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that he did in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, in pwovoking him to 
angew with t-the wowk of his hands, in being w-wike t-the house of Jewoboam; 
and because he kiwwed h-him. 

16:8 In t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and sixth yeaw of Asa king of Judah began Ewah t-the 
son of Baasha to weign o-ovew Iswaew in Tiwzah, two yeaws. 

1-16:9 And his sewvant Zimwi, c-captain of hawf his c-chawiots, conspiwed 
against him, as he w-was in Tiwzah, dwinking himsewf dwunk in t-the house 
of Awza stewawd of his house in Tiwzah. 

1-16:10 And Zimwi went in and smote him, and kiwwed him, in t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
and seventh yeaw of Asa king of Judah, and weignyed in his s-stead. 

16:11 And it came to pass, when he began to weign, as soon as he sat 
on his t-thwonye, that he swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Baasha: he weft him nyot 
onye that p-pisseth against a waww, nyeithew of his kinsfowks, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of his 
fwiends. 

1-16:12 T-Thus did Zimwi d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Baasha, a-accowding to t-the 
wowd of t-the WOWD, which he spake against Baasha by Jehu t-the pwophet. 

16:13 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-sins of Baasha, and t-the s-sins of Ewah his son, by 
which they sinnyed, and by which they m-made Iswaew to sin, in pwovoking 
t-the WOWD God of Iswaew to angew with theiw vanyities. 

1-16:14 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Ewah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe they 
nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 
xDD 1-16:15 In t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and seventh yeaw of Asa king of Judah did Zimwi 
weign seven days in Tiwzah. And t-the peopwe wewe encamped against 
G-Gibbethon, which bewonged to t-the Phiwistinyes. 

16:16 And t-the peopwe that wewe encamped heawd say, Zimwi hath 
c-conspiwed, and hath awso s-swain t-the king: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew m-made 
Omwi, t-the c-captain of t-the host, king o-ovew Iswaew that day in t-the camp. 

1-16:17 And O-Omwi went up fwom G-Gibbethon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew with him, and 
they besieged Tiwzah. 

1-16:18 And it came to pass, when Zimwi saw that t-the city w-was taken, 
that he went into t-the pawace of t-the king's h-house, and buwnt t-the king's 
house o-ovew him with f-fiwe, and died. 

16:19 Fow his s-sins which he sinnyed in doing eviw in t-the sight of t-the 
WOWD, in wawking in t-the w-way of Jewoboam, and in his sin which he did, 
to make Iswaew to sin. 

16:20 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Zimwi, and his tweason that he 
w-wwought, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the 
kings of I-Iswaew? 16:21 T-Then wewe t-the peopwe of Iswaew d-divided into 
two pawts: hawf of t-the peopwe f-fowwowed Tibnyi t-the son of Ginyath, to 
make him king; and hawf f-fowwowed Omwi. 

16:22 But t-the peopwe that f-fowwowed O-Omwi p-pwevaiwed against t-the peopwe 
that f-fowwowed Tibnyi t-the son of G-Ginyath: so Tibnyi died, and O-Omwi 
weignyed. 

1-16:23 In t-the thiwty and fiwst yeaw of Asa king of Judah began O-Omwi to 
weign o-ovew I-Iswaew, twewve yeaws: six yeaws weignyed he in Tiwzah. 

16:24 And he bought t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww Samawia of S-Shemew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow two tawents of 
s-siwvew, and b-buiwt on t-the h-hiww, and cawwed t-the nyame of t-the city which 
he buiwt, aftew t-the nyame of Shemew, ownyew of t-the h-hiww, Samawia. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 But O-Omwi wwought eviw in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, and did wowse 
than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe befowe h-him. 

16:26 Fow he wawked in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, and 
in his sin whewewith he m-made Iswaew to sin, to pwovoke t-the WOWD God of 
Iswaew to angew with theiw vanyities. 

16:27 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of O-Omwi which he did, and his m-might 
that he shewed, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of 
t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 1-16:28 S-So O-Omwi swept with his fathews, and w-was 
buwied in Samawia: and A-Ahab his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

16:29 And in t-the thiwty and eighth yeaw of Asa king of Judah began 
A-Ahab t-the son of O-Omwi to weign o-ovew Iswaew: and A-Ahab t-the son of O-Omwi 
weignyed o-ovew Iswaew in Samawia ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two yeaws. 

16:30 And A-Ahab t-the son of O-Omwi did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD a-above 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe befowe h-him. 

16:31 And it came to pass, as if it h-had b-been a wight t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him to 
wawk in t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, that he took to wife 
J-Jezebew t-the daughtew of Ethbaaw king of t-the Zidonyians, and went and 
sewved Baaw, and w-wowshipped h-him. 

16:32 And he weawed up an awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Baaw in t-the house of Baaw, which 
he h-had b-buiwt in Samawia. 

1-16:33 And A-Ahab m-made a g-gwove; and A-Ahab did mowe to pwovoke t-the WOWD God 
of Iswaew to angew than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Iswaew that wewe befowe h-him. 

16:34 In his days did Hiew t-the Bethewite buiwd Jewicho: he w-waid t-the 
f-foundation theweof in Abiwam his f-fiwstbown, and s-set up t-the gates 
theweof in his youngest son Segub, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, 
which he spake by Joshua t-the son of Nyun. 

17:1 And Ewijah t-the Tishbite, who w-was of t-the i-inhabitants of Giwead, 
said u-unto Ahab, As t-the WOWD God of Iswaew w-wiveth, befowe whom I stand, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be dew (=`ω´=) n-nyow wain these yeaws, but a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd. 

17:2 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto him, s-saying, 17:3 Get thee 
hence, and tuwn thee eastwawd, and hide t-thysewf by t-the b-bwook Chewith, 
that is befowe Jowdan. 

17:4 And it shaww be, that t-thou shawt dwink of t-the bwook; and I have 
commanded t-the wavens to feed thee thewe. 

17:5 S-So he went and did a-accowding u-unto t-the wowd of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
went and d-dwewt by t-the b-bwook Chewith, that is befowe Jowdan. 

17:6 And t-the wavens b-bwought him bwead and fwesh in t-the m-mownying, and 
bwead and fwesh in t-the evenying; and he d-dwank of t-the bwook. 

17:7 And it came to pass aftew a whiwe, that t-the b-bwook dwied up, 
because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe h-had b-been nyo wain in t-the wand. 

1-17:8 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto him, s-saying, 17:9 Awise, get 
thee to Z-Zawephath, which bewongeth to Zidon, and dweww thewe: b-behowd, 
I have commanded a widow woman (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to sustain thee. 

17:10 S-So he awose and went to Z-Zawephath. And when he came to t-the gate 
of t-the city, b-behowd, t-the widow woman w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe gathewing of s-sticks: 
and he cawwed to hew, and said, Fetch me, I p-pway thee, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-watew 
in a v-vessew, that I may d-dwink. 

17:11 And as she w-was g-going to fetch it, he cawwed to hew, and said, 
Bwing me, I p-pway thee, a m-mowsew of bwead in thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

17:12 And she said, As t-the WOWD thy God w-wiveth, I have nyot a cake, but 
an handfuw of meaw in a bawwew, and a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe oiw in a cwuse: and, 
b-behowd, I am gathewing two sticks, that I may go in and dwess it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
m-me and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, that we may e-eat it, and die. 

17:13 And Ewijah said u-unto hew, Feaw n-nyot; go and (^-^*)/ d-do as t-thou hast said: 
but make m-me theweof a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-cake fiwst, and bwing it u-unto me, and 
aftew make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

17:14 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, The b-bawwew of meaw shaww 
nyot waste, nyeithew shaww t-the cwuse of oiw faiw, untiw t-the day that t-the 
WOWD (-_-) s-sendeth wain upon t-the eawth. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And she went and did a-accowding to t-the saying of Ewijah: and she, 
and he, and hew h-house, did e-eat many days. 

17:16 And t-the b-bawwew of meaw w-wasted nyot, nyeithew did t-the cwuse of oiw 
faiw, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, which he spake by Ewijah. 

17:17 And it came to pass aftew these things, that t-the son of t-the 
woman, t-the mistwess of t-the h-house, feww sick; and his sicknyess w-was so 
sowe, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bweath weft in h-him. 

17:18 And she said u-unto Ewijah, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with thee, O-O t-thou 
man of God? awt t-thou come u-unto m-me to caww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin to w-wemembwance, and 
to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son? 17:19 And he said u-unto hew, Give m-me thy (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And he 
took him out of hew bosom, and cawwied him up into a woft, whewe he 
abode, and w-waid him upon his own bed. 

17:20 And he cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, hast t-thou 
awso b-bwought eviw upon t-the widow with whom I sojouwn, by swaying hew 
son? 17:21 And he stwetched himsewf upon t-the c-chiwd thwee times, and 
cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I p-pway thee, wet this 
chiwd's souw come into him again. 

17:22 And t-the WOWD heawd t-the voice of Ewijah; and t-the souw of t-the 
c-chiwd came into him again, and he wevived. 

17:23 And Ewijah took t-the chiwd, and b-bwought him down out of t-the 
c-chambew into t-the h-house, and dewivewed him u-unto his mothew: and Ewijah 
said, See, thy son w-wiveth. 

17:24 And t-the woman said to Ewijah, Nyow by this I knyow that t-thou awt a 
man of G-God, and that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD in thy mouth is twuth. 

18:1 And it came to pass aftew many days, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD 
came to Ewijah in t-the thiwd y-yeaw, s-saying, Go, s-shew t-thysewf u-unto Ahab; 
and I wiww send wain upon t-the eawth. 

18:2 And Ewijah went to s-shew himsewf u-unto Ahab. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a sowe 
faminye in Samawia. 

18:3 And A-Ahab cawwed (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, which w-was t-the govewnyow of his house. 
(Nyow Obadiah feawed t-the WOWD gweatwy: 18:4 Fow it w-was so, when J-Jezebew 
cut off t-the pwophets of t-the WOWD, that Obadiah took an hundwed 
pwophets, and hid t-them by fifty in a cave, and fed t-them with bwead and 
watew.) 18:5 And A-Ahab said u-unto (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, Go into t-the wand, u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
fountains of watew, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bwooks: pewadventuwe we may f-find 
gwass to s-save t-the howses and muwes awive, that we wose nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
beasts. 

18:6 S-So they d-divided t-the wand b-between t-them to pass (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout i-it: A-Ahab 
went onye w-way by himsewf, and Obadiah went anyothew w-way by himsewf. 

18:7 And as Obadiah w-was in t-the way, b-behowd, Ewijah met him: and he 
knyew him, and feww on his face, and said, Awt t-thou that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd 
Ewijah? 18:8 And he answewed him, I am: go, teww thy wowd, Behowd, 
Ewijah is hewe. 

18:9 And he said, What have I sinnyed, that t-thou wouwdest d-dewivew thy 
sewvant into t-the hand of Ahab, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway m-me? 18:10 As t-the WOWD thy God 
w-wiveth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo nyation ow k-kingdom, whithew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd hath nyot sent 
to seek t-thee: and when they said, He is nyot thewe; he took an o-oath of 
t-the kingdom and nyation, that they f-found thee n-nyot. 

1-18:11 And nyow t-thou sayest, Go, teww thy wowd, Behowd, Ewijah is hewe. 

18:12 And it shaww come to pass, as soon as I am gonye fwom thee, that 
t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD shaww cawwy thee whithew I knyow n-nyot; and so 
when I come and teww Ahab, and he c-cannyot f-find thee, he shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway me: 
but I thy sewvant f-feaw t-the WOWD fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth. 

18:13 Was it nyot towd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd what I did when J-Jezebew swew t-the 
pwophets of t-the WOWD, how I hid an hundwed men of t-the WOWD's pwophets 
by fifty in a cave, and fed t-them with bwead and watew? 18:14 And nyow 
t-thou sayest, Go, teww thy wowd, Behowd, Ewijah is hewe: and he shaww 
(✧∀✧)/ s-sway me. 

18:15 And Ewijah said, As t-the WOWD of hosts w-wiveth, befowe whom I 
stand, I wiww suwewy s-shew mysewf u-unto him to d-day. 

18:16 S-So Obadiah went to meet Ahab, and towd him: and A-Ahab went to 
meet Ewijah. 

18:17 And it came to pass, when A-Ahab saw Ewijah, that A-Ahab said u-unto 
him, Awt t-thou he that t-twoubweth I-Iswaew? 18:18 And he answewed, I have 
nyot twoubwed I-Iswaew; but thou, and thy fathew's h-house, in that ye have 
fowsaken t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD, and t-thou hast f-fowwowed Baawim. 

18:19 Nyow thewefowe send, and gathew to m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew u-unto mount 
Cawmew, and t-the pwophets of Baaw fouw hundwed and fifty, and t-the 
pwophets of t-the gwoves fouw h-hundwed, which e-eat a-at J-Jezebew's tabwe. 

18:20 S-So A-Ahab sent u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and gathewed t-the 
pwophets togethew u-unto mount Cawmew. 

1-18:21 And Ewijah came u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, and said, How wong h-hawt ye 
b-between two opinyions? if t-the WOWD be G-God, fowwow him: but if Baaw, 
t-then fowwow h-him. And t-the peopwe answewed him nyot a wowd. 

18:22 T-Then said Ewijah u-unto t-the p-peopwe, I, even I onwy, wemain a 
pwophet of t-the WOWD; but Baaw's pwophets awe fouw hundwed and fifty 
m-men. 

1-18:23 Wet t-them thewefowe g-give us two buwwocks; and wet t-them choose onye 
buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves, and cut it in p-pieces, and way it on wood, and 
put nyo fiwe undew: and I wiww dwess t-the othew buwwock, and way it on 
wood, and put nyo fiwe undew: 18:24 And caww ye on t-the nyame of youw 
gods, and I wiww caww on t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: and t-the God that 
answeweth by f-fiwe, wet him be God. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe answewed and 
said, I-It is w-weww spoken. 

18:25 And Ewijah said u-unto t-the pwophets of Baaw, C-Choose you onye 
buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves, and dwess it fiwst; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe many; and caww 
on t-the nyame of youw gods, but put nyo fiwe undew. 

18:26 And they took t-the buwwock which w-was given t-them, and they d-dwessed 
it, and cawwed on t-the nyame of Baaw fwom mownying even untiw n-nyoon, 
s-saying, O-O Baaw, h-heaw us. But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo voice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any that 
answewed. And they w-weaped upon t-the awtaw which w-was made. 

18:27 And it came to pass a-at n-nyoon, that Ewijah mocked t-them, and said, 
Cwy awoud: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is a god; eithew he is tawking, ow he is puwsuing, 
ow he is in a (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, ow pewadventuwe he sweepeth, and (* ^ ω ^) m-must be 
awaked. 

18:28 And they cwied a-awoud, and cut themsewves aftew theiw m-mannyew with 
knyives and wancets, tiww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood gushed out upon them. 

18:29 And it came to pass, when midday w-was past, and they pwophesied 
untiw t-the time of t-the offewing of t-the evenying sacwifice, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was nyeithew voice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any to a-answew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any that wegawded. 

18:30 And Ewijah said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, Come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto me. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the peopwe came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto h-him. And he w-wepaiwed t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD 
that w-was bwoken down. 

18:31 And Ewijah took twewve stonyes, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the 
twibes of t-the sons of Jacob, u-unto whom t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came, 
s-saying, Iswaew shaww be thy nyame: (o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 And with t-the s-stonyes he b-buiwt 
an awtaw in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: and he m-made a twench about t-the 
awtaw, as gweat as w-wouwd uWu *moans* c-contain two measuwes of seed. 

(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 And he put t-the w-wood in owdew, and cut t-the buwwock in p-pieces, and 
w-waid him on t-the wood, and said, Fiww fouw b-bawwews with watew, and p-pouw 
it on t-the buwnt sacwifice, and on t-the wood. 

1-18:34 And he said, Do it t-the second ^w^ t-time. And they did it t-the second 
^w^ t-time. 

And he said, Do it t-the thiwd ^w^ t-time. And they did it t-the thiwd ^w^ t-time. 

18:35 And t-the w-watew wan (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the awtaw; and he fiwwed t-the 
twench awso with watew. 

1-18:36 And it came to pass a-at t-the time of t-the offewing of t-the evenying 
sacwifice, that Ewijah t-the pwophet came nyeaw, and said, WOWD God of 
A-Abwaham, Isaac, and of I-Iswaew, wet it be knyown this day that t-thou awt 
God in I-Iswaew, and that I am thy s-sewvant, and that I have donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
these things a-at thy wowd. 

18:37 Heaw me, O-O WOWD, h-heaw me, that this peopwe may knyow that t-thou 
awt t-the WOWD G-God, and that t-thou hast (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw heawt back again. 

18:38 T-Then t-the fiwe of t-the WOWD feww, and consumed t-the buwnt 
sacwifice, and t-the wood, and t-the stonyes, and t-the dust, and wicked up 
t-the w-watew that w-was in t-the t-twench. 

18:39 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe saw it, they feww on theiw f-faces: and 
they said, The WOWD, he is t-the God; t-the WOWD, he is t-the God. 

18:40 And Ewijah said u-unto t-them, Take t-the pwophets of Baaw; wet nyot 
onye of t-them escape. And they took (=`ω´=) t-them: and Ewijah b-bwought t-them down 
to t-the b-bwook Kishon, and swew t-them thewe. 

18:41 And Ewijah said u-unto Ahab, Get thee up, e-eat and dwink; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
is a s-sound of a-abundance of wain. 

18:42 S-So A-Ahab went up to e-eat and to d-dwink. And Ewijah went up to t-the 
top of Cawmew; and he cast himsewf down upon t-the eawth, and put his 
f-face b-between his knyees, 18:43 And said to his s-sewvant, Go up n-nyow, wook 
towawd t-the sea. And he went up, and wooked, and said, Thewe is 
nyothing. And he said, Go again seven times. 

18:44 And it came to pass a-at t-the seventh time, that he said, Behowd, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awiseth a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe cwoud out of t-the sea, w-wike a man's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he 
said, Go up, say u-unto Ahab, Pwepawe thy c-chawiot, and get thee down 
that t-the wain stop thee n-nyot. 

18:45 And it came to pass in t-the mean whiwe, that t-the heaven w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack 
with cwouds and wind, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat wain. And A-Ahab wode, and 
went to Jezweew. 

1-18:46 And t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was on Ewijah; and he giwded up his 
w-woins, and wan befowe A-Ahab to t-the entwance of Jezweew. 

19:1 And A-Ahab towd J-Jezebew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Ewijah h-had donye, and withaw how he 
h-had s-swain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets with t-the swowd. 

19:2 T-Then J-Jezebew sent a messengew u-unto Ewijah, s-saying, S-So wet t-the 
gods (^-^*)/ d-do to me, and mowe awso, if I make nyot thy wife as t-the wife of 
onye of t-them by to mowwow about this ^w^ t-time. 

19:3 And when he saw that, he a-awose, and went (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his w-wife, and came 
to Beewsheba, which bewongeth to Judah, and weft his sewvant thewe. 

19:4 But he himsewf went a day's jouwnyey into t-the wiwdewnyess, and came 
and sat down undew a junyipew twee: and he wequested (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf that 
he m-might die; and said, I-It is enyough; n-nyow, O-O WOWD, o(>ω<)o t-take away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am nyot bettew than o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews. 

19:5 And as he way and swept undew a junyipew twee, b-behowd, t-then an 
angew touched him, and said u-unto him, Awise and eat. 

1-19:6 And he wooked, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cake baken on t-the coaws, 
and a cwuse of w-watew a-at his head. And he did e-eat and dwink, and w-waid 
him down again. 

19:7 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD came again t-the second time, and touched 
him, and said, Awise and eat; because t-the jouwnyey is too gweat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thee. 

19:8 And he a-awose, and did e-eat and dwink, and went in t-the stwength of 
that meat f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights u-unto Howeb t-the mount of God. 

19:9 And he came thithew u-unto a cave, and wodged thewe; and, b-behowd, 
t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to him, and he said u-unto him, What doest 
t-thou hewe, Ewijah? 19:10 And he said, I have b-been vewy jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the WOWD God of h-hosts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew have fowsaken thy 
c-covenyant, thwown down thinye awtaws, and s-swain thy pwophets with t-the 
swowd; and I, even I onwy, am weft; and they seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife, to o(>ω<)o t-take it 
away. 

1-19:11 And he said, Go fowth, and stand upon t-the mount befowe t-the WOWD. 

And, b-behowd, t-the WOWD passed by, and a gweat and stwong wind went t-the 
mountains, and bwake in pieces t-the wocks befowe t-the WOWD; but t-the WOWD 
w-was nyot in t-the wind: and aftew t-the wind an e-eawthquake; but t-the WOWD 
w-was nyot in t-the eawthquake: (o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And aftew t-the eawthquake a fiwe; but 
t-the WOWD w-was nyot in t-the fiwe: and aftew t-the fiwe a stiww smaww voice. 

19:13 And it w-was so, when Ewijah heawd it, that he wwapped his f-face in 
his mantwe, and went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and s-stood in t-the entewing in of t-the cave. 
And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a voice u-unto him, and said, What doest t-thou 
hewe, Ewijah? 19:14 And he said, I have b-been vewy jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD God of h-hosts: because t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew have fowsaken thy 
c-covenyant, thwown down thinye awtaws, and s-swain thy pwophets with t-the 
swowd; and I, even I onwy, am weft; and they seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife, to o(>ω<)o t-take it 
away. 

19:15 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Go, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn on thy w-way to t-the 
wiwdewnyess of Damascus: and when t-thou comest, anyoint Hazaew to be king 
o-ovew Sywia: 19:16 And Jehu t-the son of UwU N-Nyimshi shawt t-thou anyoint to be 
king o-ovew Iswaew: and Ewisha t-the son of Shaphat of Abewmehowah shawt 
t-thou anyoint to be pwophet in thy woom. 

19:17 And it shaww come to pass, that him that escapeth t-the s-swowd of 
Hazaew shaww Jehu sway: and him that escapeth fwom t-the s-swowd of Jehu 
shaww Ewisha sway. 

19:18 Y-Yet I have weft m-me seven t-thousand in I-Iswaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the k-knyees which 
have nyot b-bowed u-unto Baaw, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mouth which hath nyot kissed h-him. 

19:19 S-So he depawted thence, and f-found Ewisha t-the son of Shaphat, who 
w-was p-pwowing with twewve ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen befowe him, and he with t-the 
(o^▽^o) t-twewfth: and Ewijah passed by him, and cast his mantwe upon h-him. 

19:20 And he weft t-the oxen, and wan aftew Ewijah, and said, Wet me, I 
p-pway thee, (O.O) k-kiss o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, and t-then I wiww fowwow thee. 
And he said u-unto him, Go back ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what have I donye to thee? 
19:21 And he wetuwnyed back fwom him, and took a ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen, and swew 
t-them, and boiwed theiw fwesh with t-the instwuments of t-the oxen, and 
gave u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and they did eat. T-Then he a-awose, and went aftew 
Ewijah, and minyistewed u-unto h-him. 

20:1 And Benhadad t-the king of Sywia gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his \(★ω★)/ h-host togethew: 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe thiwty and two kings with him, and howses, and 
chawiots; and he went up and besieged S-Samawia, and wawwed against it. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And he sent m-messengews to A-Ahab king of Iswaew into t-the city, and 
said u-unto him, T-Thus saith Benhadad, 20:3 Thy s-siwvew and thy gowd is 
minye; thy wives awso and thy c-chiwdwen, even t-the goodwiest, awe minye. 

20:4 And t-the king of Iswaew answewed and said, My wowd, O-O king, 
a-accowding to thy s-saying, I am thinye, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have. 

20:5 And t-the m-messengews came again, and said, T-Thus s-speaketh Benhadad, 
s-saying, Awthough I have sent u-unto thee, s-saying, T-Thou shawt d-dewivew m-me 
thy s-siwvew, and thy gowd, and thy wives, and thy chiwdwen; 20:6 Y-Yet I 
wiww send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants u-unto thee to mowwow about this time, and they 
shaww s-seawch thinye h-house, and t-the houses of thy sewvants; and it shaww 
be, that whatsoevew is pweasant in thinye eyes, they shaww put it in 
theiw hand, and o(>ω<)o t-take it away. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 T-Then t-the king of Iswaew cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of t-the wand, and 
said, Mawk, I p-pway y-you, and s-see how this man seeketh mischief: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
sent u-unto m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wives, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-siwvew, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gowd; and I denyied him n-nyot. 

20:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe said u-unto him, Heawken nyot 
u-unto him, (=`ω´=) n-nyow consent. 

20:9 Whewefowe he said u-unto t-the m-messengews of Benhadad, Teww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd 
t-the king, Aww that t-thou didst send (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to thy sewvant a-at t-the fiwst I 
wiww do: but this t-thing I may nyot do. And t-the m-messengews depawted, and 
b-bwought him wowd again. 

20:10 And Benhadad sent u-unto him, and said, The gods (^-^*)/ d-do so u-unto me, 
and mowe awso, if t-the dust of Samawia shaww suffice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow handfuws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that fowwow me. 

2-20:11 And t-the king of Iswaew answewed and said, Teww him, Wet nyot him 
that giwdeth on his hawnyess boast himsewf as he that putteth it off. 

2-20:12 And it came to pass, when Ben-hadad heawd this message, as he 
w-was dwinking, he and t-the kings in t-the paviwions, that he said u-unto his 
sewvants, Set youwsewves in awway. And they s-set themsewves in a-awway 
against t-the city. 

2-20:13 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a pwophet u-unto A-Ahab king of I-Iswaew, 
s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Hast t-thou s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gweat muwtitude? 
b-behowd, I wiww d-dewivew it into thinye hand this >_> d-day; and t-thou shawt 
knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

2-20:14 And A-Ahab said, By whom? And he said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Even 
by t-the young men of t-the pwinces of t-the pwovinces. T-Then he said, Who 
shaww owdew t-the battwe? And he answewed, Thou. 

2-20:15 T-Then he nyumbewed t-the young men of t-the pwinces of t-the pwovinces, 
and they wewe two hundwed and thiwty t-two: and aftew t-them he nyumbewed 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, being seven thousand. 

20:16 And they went out a-at nyoon. But Benhadad w-was dwinking himsewf 
dwunk in t-the paviwions, he and t-the kings, t-the thiwty and two kings 
that hewped h-him. 

2-20:17 And t-the young men of t-the pwinces of t-the pwovinces went out 
fiwst; and Benhadad sent (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and they towd him, s-saying, Thewe awe men 
come out of Samawia. 

20:18 And he said, Whethew they be come out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow p-peace, o(>ω<)o t-take t-them 
awive; ow whethew they be come out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw, o(>ω<)o t-take t-them awive. 

2-20:19 S-So these young men of t-the pwinces of t-the pwovinces came out of 
t-the city, and t-the awmy which f-fowwowed them. 

20:20 And they swew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his man: and t-the Sywians fwed; and 
Iswaew puwsued (=`ω´=) t-them: and Benhadad t-the king of Sywia escaped on an 
h-howse with t-the howsemen. 

20:21 And t-the king of Iswaew went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and smote t-the howses and 
c-chawiots, and swew t-the Sywians with a gweat s-swaughtew. 

2-20:22 And t-the pwophet came to t-the king of I-Iswaew, and said u-unto him, 
Go, stwengthen xDD t-thysewf, and m-mawk, and s-see what t-thou doest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-at t-the 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn of t-the yeaw t-the king of Sywia wiww come up against thee. 

20:23 And t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the king of Sywia said u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw gods 
awe gods of t-the hiwws; thewefowe they wewe stwongew than we; but wet 
us fight against t-them in t-the pwain, and suwewy we shaww be stwongew 
than they. 

20:24 And (^-^*)/ d-do this thing, Take t-the kings away, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man out of his 
pwace, and put captains in theiw wooms: 20:25 And (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew thee an awmy, 
w-wike t-the awmy that t-thou hast w-wost, h-howse (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-howse, and chawiot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
chawiot: and we wiww fight against t-them in t-the pwain, and suwewy we 
shaww be stwongew than they. And he heawkenyed u-unto theiw voice, and 
did so. 

20:26 And it came to pass a-at t-the (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn of t-the y-yeaw, that Benhadad 
nyumbewed t-the Sywians, and went up to Aphek, to fight against Iswaew. 

2-20:27 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe nyumbewed, and wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwesent, 
and went against (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew (✯◡✯) p-pitched befowe t-them 
w-wike two ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe f-fwocks of kids; but t-the Sywians fiwwed t-the countwy. 

20:28 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a man of G-God, and spake u-unto t-the king of I-Iswaew, 
and said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the Sywians have said, The WOWD 
is God of t-the h-hiwws, but he is nyot God of t-the vawweys, thewefowe wiww 
I d-dewivew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gweat muwtitude into thinye hand, and ye shaww knyow 
that I am t-the WOWD. 

20:29 And they (✯◡✯) p-pitched onye o-ovew against t-the othew seven days. And so 
it was, that in t-the seventh day t-the battwe w-was joinyed: and t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew swew of t-the Sywians an hundwed t-thousand footmen in 
onye d-day. 

20:30 But t-the w-west fwed to Aphek, into t-the c-city; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a waww feww 
upon ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and seven t-thousand of t-the men that wewe weft. And Benhadad 
fwed, and came into t-the city, into an innyew chambew. 

2-20:31 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said u-unto him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, we have heawd that 
t-the kings of t-the house of Iswaew awe m-mewcifuw kings: wet u-us, I p-pway 
thee, put (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth on ouw w-woins, and wopes upon ouw heads, and go out 
to t-the king of Iswaew: pewadventuwe he wiww s-save thy wife. 

20:32 S-So they giwded (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth on theiw w-woins, and put wopes on theiw 
heads, and came to t-the king of I-Iswaew, and said, Thy sewvant Benhadad 
saith, I p-pway thee, wet m-me w-wive. And he said, Is he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive? he is 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew. 

20:33 Nyow t-the men did diwigentwy o-obsewve whethew any t-thing w-wouwd come 
fwom him, and did hastiwy catch i-it: and they said, Thy b-bwothew 
Benhadad. T-Then he said, Go ye, bwing h-him. T-Then Benhadad came fowth to 
h-him; and he caused him to come up into t-the chawiot. 

2-20:34 And Ben-hadad said u-unto him, The cities, which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew took 
fwom thy fathew, I wiww w-westowe; and t-thou shawt make s-stweets (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee 
in Damascus, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made in Samawia. T-Then said Ahab, I wiww send 
thee away with this covenyant. S-So he m-made a c-covenyant with him, and sent 
him away. 

20:35 And a c-cewtain man of t-the sons of t-the pwophets said u-unto his 
(　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw in t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, S-Smite me, I p-pway thee. And t-the man 
wefused to smite h-him. 

20:36 T-Then said he u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast nyot obeyed t-the voice of 
t-the WOWD, b-behowd, as soon as t-thou awt depawted fwom me, a w-wion shaww 
(✧∀✧)/ s-sway thee. 

And as soon as he w-was depawted fwom him, a w-wion f-found him, and swew 
h-him. 

20:37 T-Then he f-found anyothew ^.^ m-man, and said, S-Smite me, I p-pway thee. And 
t-the man smote him, so that in s-smiting he w-wounded h-him. 

20:38 S-So t-the pwophet depawted, and waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king by t-the way, and 
disguised himsewf with ashes upon his (￣ω￣) f-face. 

20:39 And as t-the king passed by, he cwied u-unto t-the king: and he said, 
Thy sewvant went out into t-the m-midst of t-the >w< *twerks* b-battwe; and, b-behowd, a man 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside, and b-bwought a man u-unto me, and said, Keep this man: if 
by any means he be m-missing, t-then shaww thy wife be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his w-wife, ow 
ewse t-thou shawt pay a tawent of siwvew. 

(*^.^*) 2-20:40 And as thy sewvant w-was busy hewe and thewe, he w-was gonye. And t-the 
king of Iswaew said u-unto him, S-So shaww thy j-judgment b-be; t-thysewf hast 
d-decided it. 

20:41 And he hasted, and took t-the ashes away fwom his face; and t-the 
king of Iswaew discewnyed him that he w-was of t-the pwophets. 

20:42 And he said u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast wet 
go out of thy hand a man whom I appointed to uttew destwuction, 
thewefowe thy wife shaww go (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his w-wife, and thy peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
peopwe. 

20:43 And t-the king of Iswaew went to his house h-heavy and dispweased, 
and came to Samawia. 

21:1 And it came to pass aftew these things, that N-Nyaboth t-the 
Jezweewite h-had a v-vinyeyawd, which w-was in Jezweew, hawd by t-the pawace of 
A-Ahab king of Samawia. 

21:2 And A-Ahab spake u-unto N-Nyaboth, s-saying, Give m-me thy v-vinyeyawd, that I 
may have it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gawden of hewbs, because it is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house: 
and I wiww g-give thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it a bettew vinyeyawd than it; ow, if it seem 
g-good to thee, I wiww g-give thee t-the wowth of it in monyey. 

21:3 And N-Nyaboth said to Ahab, The WOWD fowbid it me, that I shouwd 
g-give t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews u-unto thee. 

21:4 And A-Ahab came into his house h-heavy and d-dispweased because of t-the 
wowd which N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite h-had spoken to him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had said, I 
wiww nyot g-give thee t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews. And he w-waid him down 
upon his bed, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away his face, and w-wouwd e-eat nyo bwead. 

21:5 But J-Jezebew his wife came to him, and said u-unto him, Why is thy 
spiwit so sad, that t-thou eatest nyo bwead? 2-21:6 And he said u-unto hew, 
(* ^ ω ^) B-Because I spake u-unto N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite, and said u-unto him, Give m-me 
thy vinyeyawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-monyey; ow ewse, if it pwease thee, I wiww g-give thee 
anyothew vinyeyawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: and he answewed, I wiww nyot g-give thee o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
vinyeyawd. 

21:7 And J-Jezebew his wife said u-unto him, Dost t-thou nyow govewn t-the 
kingdom of I-Iswaew? a-awise, and e-eat bwead, and wet thinye heawt be m-mewwy: 
I wiww g-give thee t-the vinyeyawd of N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite. 

21:8 S-So she wwote wettews in Ahab's nyame, and seawed t-them with his 
seaw, and sent t-the wettews u-unto t-the ewdews and to t-the nyobwes that wewe 
in his city, dwewwing with (=`ω´=) N-Nyaboth. 

21:9 And she wwote in t-the w-wettews, s-saying, Pwocwaim a fast, and s-set 
N-Nyaboth on high among t-the peopwe: 21:10 And s-set two men, sons of 
Bewiaw, befowe him, to beaw witnyess against him, s-saying, T-Thou didst 
bwaspheme God and t-the king. And t-then cawwy him (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and stonye him, 
that he may die. 

21:11 And t-the men of his city, even t-the ewdews and t-the nyobwes who wewe 
t-the i-inhabitants in his city, did as J-Jezebew h-had sent u-unto t-them, and as 
it w-was wwitten in t-the wettews which she h-had sent u-unto them. 

21:12 They pwocwaimed a fast, and s-set N-Nyaboth on high among t-the peopwe. 

2-21:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came in two men, chiwdwen of Bewiaw, and sat befowe 
him: and t-the men of (* ^ ω ^) B-Bewiaw witnyessed against him, even against N-Nyaboth, 
in t-the pwesence of t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, N-Nyaboth did bwaspheme God and 
t-the king. T-Then they cawwied him fowth out of t-the city, and stonyed him 
with stonyes, that he died. 

21:14 T-Then they sent to Jezebew, s-saying, N-Nyaboth is stonyed, and is 
dead. 

2-21:15 And it came to pass, when J-Jezebew heawd that N-Nyaboth w-was stonyed, 
and w-was dead, that J-Jezebew said to Ahab, Awise, o(>ω<)o t-take ^.^ p-possession of t-the 
vinyeyawd of N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite, which he wefused to g-give thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
m-monyey: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow N-Nyaboth is nyot awive, but dead. 

21:16 And it came to pass, when A-Ahab heawd that N-Nyaboth w-was dead, that 
A-Ahab w-wose up to go down to t-the vinyeyawd of N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite, to 
o(>ω<)o t-take ^.^ p-possession of it. 

21:17 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Ewijah t-the Tishbite, s-saying, 
2-21:18 Awise, go down to meet A-Ahab king of I-Iswaew, which is in Samawia: 
b-behowd, he is in t-the vinyeyawd of N-Nyaboth, whithew he is gonye down to 
possess it. 

2-21:19 And t-thou shawt speak u-unto him, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Hast 
t-thou kiwwed, and awso taken xDD *hugs tightly* p-possession? And t-thou shawt speak u-unto him, 
s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, In t-the pwace whewe dogs wicked t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
of N-Nyaboth shaww dogs wick thy bwood, even thinye. 

21:20 And A-Ahab said to Ewijah, Hast t-thou f-found me, O-O minye e-enyemy? And 
he answewed, I have f-found t-thee: because t-thou hast sowd t-thysewf to wowk 
eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD. 

21:21 Behowd, I wiww bwing eviw upon thee, and wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away thy 
postewity, and wiww cut off fwom A-Ahab him that p-pisseth against t-the 
waww, and him that is s-shut up and weft in I-Iswaew, 2-21:22 And wiww make 
thinye house w-wike t-the house of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, and w-wike t-the 
house of Baasha t-the son of A-Ahijah, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwovocation whewewith t-thou 
hast p-pwovoked m-me to angew, and m-made Iswaew to sin. 

21:23 And of J-Jezebew awso spake t-the WOWD, s-saying, The dogs shaww e-eat 
J-Jezebew by t-the waww of Jezweew. 

21:24 H-Him that dieth of A-Ahab in t-the city t-the dogs shaww eat; and him 
that dieth in t-the fiewd shaww t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw eat. 

21:25 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye w-wike u-unto Ahab, which did seww himsewf to 
wowk w-wickednyess in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, whom J-Jezebew his wife 
stiwwed (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

21:26 And he did vewy abominyabwy in fowwowing idows, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things as did t-the A-Amowites, whom t-the WOWD cast out befowe t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew. 

21:27 And it came to pass, when A-Ahab heawd those wowds, that he went 
his cwothes, and put (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth upon his f-fwesh, and fasted, and way in 
sackcwoth, and went softwy. 

21:28 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Ewijah t-the Tishbite, s-saying, 
21:29 S-Seest t-thou how A-Ahab humbweth himsewf befowe m-me? because he 
humbweth himsewf befowe me, I wiww nyot bwing t-the eviw in his ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: but 
in his son's days wiww I bwing t-the eviw upon his house. 

22:1 And they continyued thwee yeaws without waw b-between Sywia and 
Iswaew. 

2-22:2 And it came to pass in t-the thiwd y-yeaw, that J-Jehoshaphat t-the king 
of Judah came down to t-the king of Iswaew. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And t-the king of Iswaew said u-unto his sewvants, K-Knyow ye that 
Wamoth in Giwead is ouws, and we be stiww, and o(>ω<)o t-take it nyot out of t-the 
hand of t-the king of S-Sywia? 22:4 And he said u-unto Jehoshaphat, Wiwt 
t-thou go with m-me to battwe to Wamothgiwead? And J-Jehoshaphat said to t-the 
king of I-Iswaew, I am as t-thou awt, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe as thy p-peopwe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my howses 
as thy howses. 

2-22:5 And J-Jehoshaphat said u-unto t-the king of I-Iswaew, Enquiwe, I p-pway 
thee, a-at t-the wowd of t-the WOWD to d-day. 

22:6 T-Then t-the king of Iswaew gathewed t-the pwophets togethew, about 
fouw hundwed men, and said u-unto t-them, Shaww I go against Wamothgiwead 
to battwe, ow shaww I fowbeaw? And they said, Go up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
shaww d-dewivew it into t-the hand of t-the king. 

22:7 And J-Jehoshaphat said, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot hewe a pwophet of t-the WOWD 
besides, that we m-might enquiwe of h-him? 22:8 And t-the king of Iswaew 
said u-unto Jehoshaphat, Thewe is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet onye ^.^ m-man, Micaiah t-the son of Imwah, 
by whom we may enquiwe of t-the WOWD: but I hate h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he doth nyot 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy g-good c-concewnying me, but \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. And J-Jehoshaphat said, Wet nyot 
t-the king say so. 

22:9 T-Then t-the king of Iswaew cawwed an officew, and said, Hasten 
hithew Micaiah t-the son of I-Imwah. 

22:10 And t-the king of Iswaew and J-Jehoshaphat t-the king of Judah sat 
each on his t-thwonye, h-having put on theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wobes, in a void pwace in t-the 
entwance of t-the gate of Samawia; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets pwophesied 
befowe them. 

22:11 And (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of C-Chenyaanyah m-made him howns of iwon: and he 
said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, With these shawt t-thou push t-the Sywians, 
untiw t-thou have consumed them. 

22:12 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets pwophesied so, s-saying, Go up to 
Wamothgiwead, and pwospew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD shaww d-dewivew it into t-the 
king's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

22:13 And t-the messengew that w-was gonye to caww Micaiah spake u-unto him, 
s-saying, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, t-the w-wowds of t-the pwophets decwawe g-good u-unto t-the 
king with onye m-mouth: wet thy wowd, I p-pway thee, be w-wike t-the wowd of 
onye of t-them, and speak that which is good. 

22:14 And Micaiah said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, what t-the WOWD saith u-unto 
me, that wiww I s-speak. 

22:15 S-So he came to t-the king. And t-the king said u-unto him, Micaiah, 
shaww we go against Wamothgiwead to battwe, ow shaww we fowbeaw? And 
he answewed him, Go, and pwospew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD shaww d-dewivew it into 
t-the hand of t-the king. 

22:16 And t-the king said u-unto him, How many times shaww I adjuwe thee 
that t-thou teww m-me nyothing but that which is twue in t-the nyame of t-the 
WOWD? (^人^) 2-22:17 And he said, I saw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew scattewed upon t-the h-hiwws, 
as sheep that have nyot a shephewd: and t-the WOWD said, These have nyo 
mastew: wet t-them (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his house in p-peace. 

22:18 And t-the king of Iswaew said u-unto Jehoshaphat, Did I nyot teww 
thee that he w-wouwd ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy nyo g-good c-concewnying me, but eviw? 22:19 
And he said, Heaw t-thou thewefowe t-the wowd of t-the WOWD: I saw t-the WOWD 
sitting on his t-thwonye, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven standing by him on 
his wight hand and on his weft. 

22:20 And t-the WOWD said, Who shaww pewsuade Ahab, that he may go up 
and faww a-at Wamothgiwead? And onye said on this m-mannyew, and anyothew 
said on that mannyew. 

22:21 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came fowth a spiwit, and s-stood befowe t-the WOWD, and 
said, I wiww pewsuade h-him. 

2-22:22 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Whewewith? And he said, I wiww go 
fowth, and I wiww be a wying spiwit in t-the mouth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his pwophets. 
And he said, T-Thou shawt pewsude him, and pwevaiw awso: go fowth, and 
(^-^*)/ d-do so. 

22:23 Nyow thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the WOWD hath put a wying spiwit in t-the 
mouth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these thy pwophets, and t-the WOWD hath spoken eviw 
c-concewnying thee. 

22:24 But (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of C-Chenyaanyah went nyeaw, and smote Micaiah 
on t-the c-cheek, and said, W-Which w-way went t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD fwom m-me 
to speak u-unto thee? 22:25 And Micaiah said, Behowd, t-thou shawt s-see in 
that day, when t-thou shawt go into an innyew c-chambew to hide thysewf. 

22:26 And t-the king of Iswaew said, Take Micaiah, and cawwy him back 
u-unto Amon t-the govewnyow of t-the city, and to Joash t-the king's son; 22:27 
And say, T-Thus saith t-the king, Put this f-fewwow in t-the pwison, and feed 
him with bwead of affwiction and with w-watew of a-affwiction, untiw I 
come in p-peace. 

22:28 And Micaiah said, If t-thou (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in p-peace, t-the WOWD hath 
nyot spoken by me. And he said, Heawken, O-O p-peopwe, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you. 

22:29 S-So t-the king of Iswaew and J-Jehoshaphat t-the king of Judah went up 
to Wamothgiwead. 

22:30 And t-the king of Iswaew said u-unto Jehoshaphat, I wiww disguise 
mysewf, and entew into t-the >w< *twerks* b-battwe; but put t-thou on thy wobes. And t-the 
king of Iswaew disguised himsewf, and went into t-the battwe. 

22:31 But t-the king of Sywia commanded his thiwty and two captains that 
h-had w-wuwe o-ovew his c-chawiots, s-saying, Fight nyeithew with smaww (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
g-gweat, s-save onwy with t-the king of Iswaew. 

22:32 And it came to pass, when t-the captains of t-the chawiots saw 
Jehoshaphat, that they said, S-Suwewy it is t-the king of Iswaew. And they 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside to fight against him: and J-Jehoshaphat cwied ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

22:33 And it came to pass, when t-the captains of t-the chawiots pewceived 
that it w-was nyot t-the king of I-Iswaew, that they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back fwom 
puwsuing h-him. 

22:34 And a c-cewtain man dwew a bow a-at a ventuwe, and smote t-the king of 
Iswaew b-between t-the joints of t-the hawnyess: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he said u-unto t-the 
dwivew of his c-chawiot, T-Tuwn thinye hand, and cawwy m-me out of t-the host; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am wounded. 

22:35 And t-the battwe incweased that day: and t-the king w-was stayed up in 
his chawiot against t-the Sywians, and died a-at even: and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood wan 
out of t-the wound into t-the m-midst of t-the chawiot. 

22:36 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went a pwocwamation (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host about t-the 
g-going down of t-the sun, s-saying, Evewy man to his city, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to 
his own countwy. 

22:37 S-So t-the king died, and w-was b-bwought to Samawia; and they buwied 
t-the king in Samawia. 

22:38 And onye washed t-the chawiot in t-the poow of Samawia; and t-the dogs 
wicked up his bwood; and they washed his awmouw; a-accowding u-unto t-the 
wowd of t-the WOWD which he spake. 

22:39 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Ahab, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and t-the 
ivowy house which he made, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities that he buiwt, awe they 
nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 
22:40 S-So A-Ahab swept with his fathews; and A-Ahaziah his son weignyed in 
his s-stead. 

(o^▽^o) 2-22:41 And J-Jehoshaphat t-the son of Asa began to weign o-ovew Judah in t-the 
fouwth yeaw of A-Ahab king of Iswaew. 

22:42 J-Jehoshaphat w-was thiwty and five yeaws o-owd when he began to 
weign; and he weignyed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws in Jewusawem. And his 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Azubah t-the daughtew of Shiwhi. 

2-22:43 And he wawked in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ways of Asa his f-fathew; he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot 
aside fwom it, doing that which w-was wight in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD: 
nyevewthewess t-the high pwaces wewe nyot taken away; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe 
offewed and buwnt i-incense (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in t-the high pwaces. 

2-22:44 And J-Jehoshaphat m-made peace with t-the king of Iswaew. 

22:45 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jehoshaphat, and his m-might that he 
shewed, and how he wawwed, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the 
chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 22:46 And t-the wemnyant of t-the 
sodomites, which wemainyed in t-the days of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Asa, he took out 
of t-the wand. 

22:47 Thewe w-was t-then nyo king in E-Edom: a deputy w-was king. 

22:48 J-Jehoshaphat m-made s-ships of Thawshish to go to Ophiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd: but 
they went n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-ships wewe bwoken a-at Eziongebew. 

2-22:49 T-Then said A-Ahaziah t-the son of A-Ahab u-unto Jehoshaphat, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants go with thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants in t-the s-ships. But J-Jehoshaphat w-wouwd n-nyot. 

22:50 And J-Jehoshaphat swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his 
f-fathews in t-the city of David his fathew: and J-Jehowam his son weignyed 
in his s-stead. 

22:51 A-Ahaziah t-the son of A-Ahab began to weign o-ovew Iswaew in Samawia 
t-the seventeenth yeaw of J-Jehoshaphat king of Judah, and weignyed two 
yeaws o-ovew Iswaew. 

2-22:52 And he did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and wawked in t-the w-way 
of his fathew, and in t-the w-way of his mothew, and in t-the w-way of 
Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made Iswaew to (*°▽°*) s-sin: 22:53 Fow he sewved 
Baaw, and w-wowshipped him, and p-pwovoked to angew t-the WOWD God of 
I-Iswaew, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had donye. 




The S-Second Book of t-the Kings 

Commonwy Cawwed: 

The Fouwth Book of t-the Kings 


1:1 T-Then Moab webewwed against Iswaew aftew t-the death of Ahab. 

1:2 And A-Ahaziah feww down thwough a wattice in his (--_--) u-uppew c-chambew that 
w-was in S-Samawia, and w-was sick: and he sent messengews, and said u-unto 
t-them, Go, enquiwe of Baawzebub t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon whethew I shaww 
wecovew of this disease. 

1:3 But t-the angew of t-the WOWD said to Ewijah t-the Tishbite, Awise, go 
up to meet t-the m-messengews of t-the king of S-Samawia, and say u-unto t-them, 
Is it nyot because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a God in I-Iswaew, that ye go to enquiwe 
of Baawzebub t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of Ekwon? 1:4 Nyow thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD, 
T-Thou shawt nyot come down fwom that b-bed on which t-thou awt gonye up, but 
shawt suwewy die. And Ewijah depawted. 

1:5 And when t-the m-messengews (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back u-unto him, he said u-unto t-them, 
Why awe ye nyow (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back? 1-1:6 And they said u-unto him, Thewe came a 
man up to meet u-us, and said u-unto u-us, Go, tuwn again u-unto t-the king that 
sent y-you, and say u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Is it nyot because 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a God in I-Iswaew, that t-thou s-sendest to enquiwe of 
Baawzebub t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of Ekwon? thewefowe t-thou shawt nyot come down fwom 
that b-bed on which t-thou awt gonye up, but shawt suwewy die. 

1:7 And he said u-unto t-them, What m-mannyew of man w-was he which came up to 
meet y-you, and towd you these wowds? 1:8 And they answewed him, He w-was 
an (＞ｍ＜) *sweats* h-haiwy ^.^ m-man, and giwt with a g-giwdwe of weathew about his woins. And 
he said, I-It is Ewijah t-the Tishbite. 

1-1:9 T-Then t-the king sent u-unto him a c-captain of fifty with his fifty. And 
he went up to him: and, b-behowd, he sat on t-the top of an hiww. And he 
spake u-unto him, T-Thou man of G-God, t-the king hath said, Come down. 

1:10 And Ewijah answewed and said to t-the c-captain of fifty, If I be a 
man of G-God, t-then wet fiwe come down fwom heaven, and consume thee and 
thy fifty. 

And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came down fiwe fwom heaven, and consumed him and his fifty. 

1:11 A-Again awso he sent u-unto him anyothew c-captain of fifty with his 
fifty. 

And he answewed and said u-unto him, O-O man of G-God, thus hath t-the king 
said, Come down quickwy. 

1:12 And Ewijah answewed and said u-unto t-them, If I be a man of G-God, wet 
fiwe come down fwom heaven, and consume thee and thy fifty. And t-the 
fiwe of God came down fwom heaven, and consumed him and his fifty. 

1:13 And he sent again a c-captain of t-the thiwd fifty with his fifty. 
And t-the thiwd c-captain of fifty went up, and came and feww on his k-knyees 
befowe Ewijah, and besought him, and said u-unto him, O-O man of G-God, I 
p-pway thee, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife, and t-the wife of these fifty thy sewvants, be 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious in thy sight. 

1:14 Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came fiwe down fwom heaven, and buwnt up t-the two 
captains of t-the f-fowmew (o_O) f-fifties with theiw fifties: thewefowe wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wife nyow be (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious in thy sight. 

1:15 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD said u-unto Ewijah, Go down with him: be 
nyot afwaid of h-him. And he a-awose, and went down with him u-unto t-the king. 

1:16 And he said u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Fowasmuch as t-thou hast 
sent m-messengews to enquiwe of Baawzebub t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of Ekwon, is it nyot 
because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God in Iswaew to enquiwe of his wowd? thewefowe 
t-thou shawt nyot come down off that b-bed on which t-thou awt gonye up, but 
shawt suwewy die. 

1:17 S-So he died a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD which Ewijah h-had 
spoken. 

And J-Jehowam weignyed in his stead in t-the second yeaw of J-Jehowam t-the son 
of J-Jehoshaphat king of Judah; because he h-had nyo (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

1:18 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of A-Ahaziah which he did, awe they nyot 
wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 2:1 And 
it came to pass, when t-the WOWD w-wouwd o(>ω<)o t-take up Ewijah into heaven by a 
whiwwwind, that Ewijah went with Ewisha fwom Giwgaw. 

2:2 And Ewijah said u-unto Ewisha, Tawwy hewe, I p-pway thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
hath sent m-me to Bethew. And Ewisha said u-unto him, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, 
and as thy souw w-wiveth, I wiww nyot weave thee. S-So they went down to 
Bethew. 

2-2:3 And t-the sons of t-the pwophets that wewe a-at Bethew came fowth to 
Ewisha, and said u-unto him, Knyowest t-thou that t-the WOWD wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away 
thy mastew fwom thy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head to day? And he said, Yea, I knyow it; h-howd ye 
youw p-peace. 

2:4 And Ewijah said u-unto him, Ewisha, tawwy hewe, I p-pway thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD hath sent m-me to Jewicho. And he said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, and as 
thy souw w-wiveth, I wiww nyot weave thee. S-So they came to Jewicho. 

2-2:5 And t-the sons of t-the pwophets that wewe a-at Jewicho came to Ewisha, 
and said u-unto him, Knyowest t-thou that t-the WOWD wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away thy 
mastew fwom thy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head to day? And he answewed, Yea, I knyow it; h-howd ye 
youw p-peace. 

2:6 And Ewijah said u-unto him, Tawwy, I p-pway thee, hewe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
hath sent m-me to Jowdan. And he said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, and as thy 
souw w-wiveth, I wiww nyot weave thee. And they two went o-on. 

2-2:7 And fifty men of t-the sons of t-the pwophets went, and s-stood to view 
afaw off: and they two s-stood by Jowdan. 

2:8 And Ewijah took his mantwe, and wwapped it togethew, and smote t-the 
w-watews, and they wewe d-divided hithew and thithew, so that they two 
went o-ovew on dwy gwound. 

2-2:9 And it came to pass, when they wewe gonye ovew, that Ewijah said 
u-unto Ewisha, Ask what I shaww (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, befowe I be taken away fwom 
thee. And Ewisha said, I p-pway thee, wet a d-doubwe powtion of thy spiwit 
be upon me. 

2:10 And he said, T-Thou hast asked a hawd thing: nyevewthewess, if t-thou 
s-see m-me when I am taken fwom thee, it shaww be so u-unto thee; but if 
nyot, it shaww nyot be so. 

2-2:11 And it came to pass, as they stiww went o-on, and tawked, that, 
b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed a chawiot of f-fiwe, and howses of f-fiwe, and 
pawted t-them both a-asundew; and Ewijah went up by a whiwwwind into 
heaven. 

2:12 And Ewisha saw it, and he cwied, My fathew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, t-the 
chawiot of I-Iswaew, and t-the howsemen t-theweof. And he saw him nyo mowe: 
and he took h-howd of his own cwothes, and went t-them in two pieces. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 He took up awso t-the mantwe of Ewijah that feww fwom him, and went 
b-back, and s-stood by t-the bank of Jowdan; 2:14 And he took t-the mantwe of 
Ewijah that feww fwom him, and smote t-the w-watews, and said, Whewe is 
t-the WOWD God of Ewijah? and when he awso h-had smitten t-the w-watews, they 
pawted hithew and thithew: and Ewisha went ovew. 

2:15 And when t-the sons of t-the pwophets which wewe to view a-at Jewicho 
saw him, they said, The spiwit of Ewijah doth w-west on E-Ewisha. And they 
came to meet him, and b-bowed themsewves to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound befowe h-him. 

2:16 And they said u-unto him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be with thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants 
fifty stwong men; wet t-them go, we p-pway thee, and seek thy mastew: west 
pewadventuwe t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD hath taken him up, and cast him 
upon s-some mountain, ow into s-some vawwey. And he said, Ye shaww nyot 
send. 

2:17 And when they uwged him tiww he w-was a-ashamed, he said, Send. They 
sent thewefowe fifty men; and they sought thwee days, but f-found him 
n-nyot. 

2:18 And when they came again to him, (fow he t-tawwied a-at Jewicho,) he 
said u-unto t-them, Did I nyot say u-unto y-you, Go nyot? 2:19 And t-the men of 
t-the city said u-unto Ewisha, Behowd, I p-pway thee, t-the situation of this 
city is pweasant, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd seeth: but t-the w-watew is nyaught, and t-the 
(^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound bawwen. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And he said, Bwing m-me a nyew cwuse, and put sawt thewein. And they 
b-bwought it to h-him. 

2:21 And he went fowth u-unto t-the spwing of t-the w-watews, and cast t-the 
sawt in thewe, and said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, I have heawed these 
watews; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence any mowe death ow b-bawwen wand. 

2:22 S-So t-the watews wewe heawed u-unto this day, a-accowding to t-the saying 
of Ewisha which he spake. 

2:23 And he went up fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence u-unto B-Bethew: and as he w-was g-going up by 
t-the way, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came fowth ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwdwen out of t-the city, and mocked 
him, and said u-unto him, Go up, t-thou bawd h-head; go up, t-thou bawd head. 

2:24 And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and wooked on t-them, and cuwsed t-them in t-the 
nyame of t-the WOWD. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came fowth two she beaws out of t-the wood, 
and tawe f-fowty and two chiwdwen of them. 

2:25 And he went fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence to mount Cawmew, and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence he 
wetuwnyed to Samawia. 

3-3:1 Nyow J-Jehowam t-the son of A-Ahab began to weign o-ovew Iswaew in Samawia 
t-the eighteenth yeaw of J-Jehoshaphat king of Judah, and weignyed twewve 
yeaws. 

3:2 And he wwought eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD; but nyot w-wike his 
fathew, and w-wike his mothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he put away t-the i-image of Baaw that 
his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had made. 

3-3:3 Nyevewthewess he cweaved u-unto t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of 
N-Nyebat, which m-made Iswaew to sin; he depawted nyot thewefwom. 

3:4 And (￣ω￣) M-Mesha king of Moab w-was a sheepmastew, and w-wendewed u-unto t-the 
king of Iswaew an hundwed t-thousand wambs, and an hundwed t-thousand 
wams, with t-the woow. 

3:5 But it came to pass, when A-Ahab w-was dead, that t-the king of Moab 
webewwed against t-the king of Iswaew. 

3-3:6 And king J-Jehowam went out of Samawia t-the same time, and nyumbewed 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. 

3:7 And he went and sent to J-Jehoshaphat t-the king of Judah, s-saying, The 
king of Moab hath webewwed against me: wiwt t-thou go with m-me against 
Moab to battwe? And he said, I wiww go up: I am as t-thou awt, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe 
as thy p-peopwe, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my howses as thy howses. 

3:8 And he said, W-Which w-way shaww we go u-up? And he answewed, The w-way 
thwough t-the wiwdewnyess of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. 

3-3:9 S-So t-the king of Iswaew went, and t-the king of Judah, and t-the king of 
E-Edom: and they fetched a compass of seven days' jouwnyey: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
nyo w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the host, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cattwe that f-fowwowed them. 

3:10 And t-the king of Iswaew said, Awas! that t-the WOWD hath cawwed 
these thwee kings togethew, to d-dewivew t-them into t-the hand of Moab! 
3:11 But J-Jehoshaphat said, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot hewe a pwophet of t-the WOWD, 
that we may enquiwe of t-the WOWD by h-him? And onye of t-the king of 
Iswaew's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants answewed and said, Hewe is Ewisha t-the son of 
Shaphat, which pouwed w-watew on t-the h-hands of Ewijah. 

3:12 And J-Jehoshaphat said, The wowd of t-the WOWD is with h-him. S-So t-the 
king of Iswaew and J-Jehoshaphat and t-the king of Edom went down to h-him. 

3:13 And Ewisha said u-unto t-the king of I-Iswaew, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with 
thee? get thee to t-the pwophets of thy fathew, and to t-the pwophets of 
thy m-mothew. 

And t-the king of Iswaew said u-unto him, Nyay: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath cawwed 
these thwee kings togethew, to d-dewivew t-them into t-the hand of Moab. 

3:14 And Ewisha said, As t-the WOWD of hosts w-wiveth, befowe whom I 
stand, suwewy, wewe it nyot that I w-wegawd t-the pwesence of J-Jehoshaphat 
t-the king of Judah, I w-wouwd nyot wook towawd thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-see thee. 

3:15 But nyow bwing m-me a minstwew. And it came to pass, when t-the 
minstwew pwayed, that t-the hand of t-the WOWD came upon h-him. 

3:16 And he said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Make this vawwey f-fuww of 
ditches. 

3:17 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Ye shaww nyot s-see wind, nyeithew shaww ye 
s-see wain; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet that vawwey shaww be fiwwed with watew, that ye may 
dwink, both ye, and youw cattwe, and youw beasts. 

3:18 And this is but a wight t-thing in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: he wiww 
d-dewivew t-the Moabites awso into youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

3:19 And ye shaww smite {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fenced city, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy choice city, and 
shaww feww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good twee, and stop (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wewws of watew, and maw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
g-good piece of wand with stonyes. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And it came to pass in t-the m-mownying, when t-the meat offewing w-was 
offewed, that, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came w-watew by t-the w-way of Edom, and t-the 
c-countwy w-was fiwwed with watew. 

3:21 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Moabites heawd that t-the kings wewe come up to 
fight against t-them, they gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe abwe to put on a-awmouw, 
and upwawd, and s-stood in t-the bowdew. 

3-3:22 And they w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and t-the sun shonye upon t-the 
watew, and t-the Moabites saw t-the w-watew on t-the othew side as (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed as 
b-bwood: 3:23 And they said, This is b-bwood: t-the kings awe suwewy swain, 
and they have smitten onye anyothew: nyow thewefowe, M-Moab, to t-the s-spoiw. 

3:24 And when they came to t-the camp of I-Iswaew, t-the Iswaewites w-wose up 
and smote t-the Moabites, so that they fwed befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: but they went 
fowwawd s-smiting t-the Moabites, even in theiw countwy. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 And they beat down t-the cities, and on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good piece of wand 
cast {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his stonye, and fiwwed it; and they |･ω･) s-stopped (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
w-wewws of watew, and fewwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-good t-twees: onwy in Kiwhawaseth 
weft they t-the s-stonyes t-theweof; h-howbeit t-the swingews went about it, and 
smote it. 

3:26 And when t-the king of Moab saw that t-the battwe w-was too sowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
him, he took with him seven hundwed men that dwew swowds, to bweak 
thwough even u-unto t-the king of E-Edom: but they couwd n-nyot. 

3-3:27 T-Then he took his (・_・ヾ e-ewdest son that shouwd have weignyed in his 
╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, and offewed him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing upon t-the waww. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was gweat indignyation against Iswaew: and they depawted fwom him, and 
wetuwnyed to theiw own wand. 

4:1 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe cwied a c-cewtain woman of t-the wives of t-the sons of t-the 
pwophets u-unto Ewisha, s-saying, Thy sewvant o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-husband is dead; and t-thou 
k-knyowest that thy sewvant did f-feaw t-the WOWD: and t-the c-cweditow is come 
to o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto him o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two sons to be bondmen. 

4-4:2 And Ewisha said u-unto hew, What shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee? teww me, what 
hast t-thou in t-the house? And she said, T-Thinye handmaid hath nyot any 
t-thing in t-the h-house, s-save a p-pot of oiw. 

4:3 T-Then he said, Go, bowwow thee vessews a-abwoad of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
nyeighbouws, even empty vessews; bowwow nyot a few. 

4-4:4 And when t-thou awt come in, t-thou shawt s-shut t-the doow upon thee and 
upon thy ^-^ s-sons, and shawt p-pouw out into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those vessews, and t-thou 
shawt s-set aside that which is fuww. 

4-4:5 S-So she went fwom him, and s-shut t-the doow upon hew and upon hew 
^-^ s-sons, who b-bwought t-the vessews to hew; and she pouwed ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

4:6 And it came to pass, when t-the vessews wewe fuww, that she said 
u-unto hew son, Bwing m-me (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a vessew. And he said u-unto hew, Thewe is 
nyot a vessew mowe. And t-the oiw stayed. 

4:7 T-Then she came and towd t-the man of God. And he said, Go, seww t-the 
oiw, and pay thy debt, and wive t-thou and thy chiwdwen of t-the w-west. 

4-4:8 And it feww on a day, that Ewisha passed to Shunyem, whewe w-was a 
gweat woman; and she constwainyed him to e-eat bwead. And so it was, that 
as oft as he passed by, he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed in thithew to e-eat bwead. 

4:9 And she said u-unto hew husband, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I pewceive that this is 
an h-howy man of G-God, which passeth by us continyuawwy. 

4:10 Wet us make a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chambew, I p-pway thee, on t-the waww; and wet 
us s-set (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a bed, and a tabwe, and a stoow, and a 
candwestick: and it shaww be, when he cometh to u-us, that he shaww tuwn 
in thithew. 

4:11 And it feww on a day, that he came thithew, and he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into 
t-the chambew, and way thewe. 

4:12 And he said to Gehazi his s-sewvant, Caww this Shunyammite. And when 
he h-had cawwed hew, she s-stood befowe h-him. 

4:13 And he said u-unto him, Say nyow u-unto hew, Behowd, t-thou hast b-been 
cawefuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this cawe; what is to be donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee? 
wouwdest t-thou be spoken (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to t-the king, ow to t-the c-captain of t-the 
host? And she answewed, I dweww among minye own peopwe. 

4:14 And he said, What t-then is to be donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-hew? And Gehazi 
answewed, Vewiwy she hath nyo chiwd, and hew h-husband is owd. 

4:15 And he said, Caww hew. And when he h-had cawwed hew, she s-stood in 
t-the d-doow. 

4:16 And he said, About this season, a-accowding to t-the time of w-wife, 
t-thou shawt embwace a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And she said, Nyay, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, t-thou man of G-God, 
(^-^*)/ d-do nyot w-wie u-unto thinye handmaid. 

4:17 And t-the woman conceived, and bawe a son a-at that season that 
Ewisha h-had said u-unto hew, a-accowding to t-the time of wife. 

4-4:18 And when t-the c-chiwd w-was gwown, it feww on a day, that he went out 
to his o(>ω<)o f-fathew to t-the weapews. 

4:19 And he said u-unto his fathew, My head, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head. And he said to a 
wad, Cawwy him to his m-mothew. 

4:20 And when he h-had taken him, and b-bwought him to his mothew, he sat 
on hew k-knyees tiww n-nyoon, and t-then died. 

4:21 And she went up, and w-waid him on t-the b-bed of t-the man of G-God, and 
s-shut t-the doow upon him, and went ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

4:22 And she cawwed u-unto hew husband, and said, Send me, I p-pway thee, 
onye of t-the young men, and onye of t-the asses, that I may w-wun to t-the man 
of G-God, and come again. 

4:23 And he said, Whewefowe wiwt t-thou go to him to day? it is nyeithew 
nyew moon, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sabbath. And she said, I-It shaww be weww. 

4:24 T-Then she saddwed an ass, and said to hew s-sewvant, Dwive, and go 
fowwawd; swack nyot thy widing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, except I bid thee. 

4:25 S-So she went and came u-unto t-the man of God to mount Cawmew. And it 
came to pass, when t-the man of God saw hew afaw off, that he said to 
Gehazi his s-sewvant, Behowd, yondew is that Shunyammite: 4:26 Wun n-nyow, I 
p-pway thee, to meet hew, and say u-unto hew, Is it w-weww with thee? is it 
w-weww with thy husband? is it w-weww with t-the chiwd? And she answewed, I-It 
is weww: 4:27 And when she came to t-the man of God to t-the h-hiww, she 
caught him by t-the feet: but Gehazi came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to thwust hew away. And 
t-the man of God said, Wet hew awonye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew souw is vexed within hew: 
and t-the WOWD hath hid it fwom me, and hath nyot towd me. 

4:28 T-Then she said, Did I d-desiwe a son of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? did I nyot say, Do 
nyot deceive m-me? 4:29 T-Then he said to Gehazi, Giwd up thy w-woins, and 
o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-staff in thinye hand, and go thy w-way: if t-thou meet any ^.^ m-man, 
sawute him n-nyot; and if any sawute thee, answew him nyot ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and way 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-staff upon t-the f-face of t-the chiwd. 

4:30 And t-the mothew of t-the c-chiwd said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, and as thy 
souw w-wiveth, I wiww nyot weave thee. And he a-awose, and f-fowwowed hew. 

4-4:31 And Gehazi passed on befowe t-them, and w-waid t-the s-staff upon t-the 
f-face of t-the chiwd; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyeithew voice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow heawing. Whewefowe 
he went again to meet him, and towd him, s-saying, The c-chiwd is nyot 
awaked. 

4:32 And when Ewisha w-was come into t-the h-house, b-behowd, t-the c-chiwd w-was 
dead, and w-waid upon his bed. 

4:33 He went in thewefowe, and s-shut t-the doow upon t-them twain, and 
pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD. 

4:34 And he went up, and way upon t-the chiwd, and put his mouth upon 
his mouth, and his eyes upon his eyes, and his h-hands upon his hands: 
and stwetched himsewf upon t-the chiwd; and t-the fwesh of t-the c-chiwd (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed 
wawm. 

4:35 T-Then he wetuwnyed, and wawked in t-the house to and fwo; and went 
up, and stwetched himsewf upon him: and t-the c-chiwd s-snyeezed seven times, 
and t-the c-chiwd openyed his eyes. 

4:36 And he cawwed Gehazi, and said, Caww this Shunyammite. S-So he 
cawwed hew. And when she w-was come in u-unto him, he said, Take up thy 
(＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

4:37 T-Then she went in, and feww a-at his feet, and b-bowed hewsewf to t-the 
g-gwound, and took up hew son, and went ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

4-4:38 And Ewisha came again to G-Giwgaw: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a deawth in t-the 
wand; and t-the sons of t-the pwophets wewe sitting befowe him: and he 
said u-unto his s-sewvant, Set on t-the gweat pot, and seethe pottage (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the sons of t-the pwophets. 

(*^‿^*) 4-4:39 And onye went out into t-the fiewd to gathew hewbs, and f-found a wiwd 
vinye, and gathewed theweof wiwd g-gouwds his wap fuww, and came and 
shwed t-them into t-the p-pot of pottage: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they knyew t-them n-nyot. 

4:40 S-So they pouwed out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the men to eat. And it came to pass, as 
they wewe e-eating of t-the pottage, that they cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and said, O-O t-thou 
man of G-God, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is death in t-the p-pot. And they couwd nyot e-eat t-theweof. 

4:41 But he said, T-Then bwing meaw. And he cast it into t-the pot; and he 
said, Pouw out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, that they may eat. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo 
hawm in t-the p-pot. 

4-4:42 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a man fwom B-Baawshawisha, and b-bwought t-the man of 
God bwead of t-the fiwstfwuits, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty woaves of bawwey, and f-fuww eaws 
of cown in t-the h-husk t-theweof. And he said, Give u-unto t-the p-peopwe, that 
they may eat. 

4:43 And his sewvitow said, What, shouwd I s-set this befowe an hundwed 
men? He said again, Give t-the p-peopwe, that they may eat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus 
saith t-the WOWD, They shaww eat, and shaww weave t-theweof. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 4-4:44 S-So he s-set it befowe t-them, and they did eat, and weft t-theweof, 
a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. 

5:1 Nyow N-Nyaaman, c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the king of Sywia, w-was a gweat 
man with his mastew, and honyouwabwe, because by him t-the WOWD h-had given 
dewivewance u-unto Sywia: he w-was awso a mighty man in vawouw, but he w-was 
a wepew. 

5-5:2 And t-the Sywians h-had gonye out by companyies, and h-had b-bwought away 
captive out of t-the wand of Iswaew a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe maid; and she waited on 
Nyaaman's wife. 

5:3 And she said u-unto hew mistwess, Wouwd God o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd wewe with t-the 
pwophet that is in Samawia! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-wouwd wecovew him of his wepwosy. 

5:4 And onye went in, and towd his wowd, s-saying, T-Thus and thus said t-the 
m-maid that is of t-the wand of Iswaew. 

5:5 And t-the king of Sywia said, Go t-to, go, and I wiww send a wettew 
u-unto t-the king of Iswaew. And he depawted, and took with him t-ten 
tawents of s-siwvew, and six t-thousand pieces of gowd, and t-ten changes of 
waiment. 

5:6 And he b-bwought t-the wettew to t-the king of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Nyow when 
this wettew is come u-unto thee, b-behowd, I have thewewith sent (^人^) N-Nyaaman o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sewvant to thee, that t-thou mayest wecovew him of his wepwosy. 

5:7 And it came to pass, when t-the king of Iswaew h-had wead t-the w-wettew, 
that he went his cwothes, and said, Am I G-God, to kiww and to make 
awive, that this man doth send u-unto m-me to wecovew a man of his 
wepwosy? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe considew, I p-pway y-you, and s-see how he seeketh a 
quawwew against me. 

5:8 And it w-was so, when Ewisha t-the man of God h-had heawd that t-the king 
of Iswaew h-had went his cwothes, that he sent to t-the king, s-saying, 
Whewefowe hast t-thou went thy c-cwothes? wet him come nyow to me, and he 
shaww knyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a pwophet in Iswaew. 

5:9 S-So (^人^) N-Nyaaman came with his howses and with his c-chawiot, and s-stood a-at 
t-the doow of t-the house of E-Ewisha. 

5:10 And Ewisha sent a messengew u-unto him, s-saying, Go and w-wash in 
(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan seven times, and thy fwesh shaww come again to thee, and t-thou 
shawt be cwean. 

5:11 But (^人^) N-Nyaaman w-was w-wwoth, and went away, and said, Behowd, I t-thought, 
He wiww suwewy come out to me, and stand, and caww on t-the nyame of t-the 
WOWD his G-God, and stwike his hand o-ovew t-the pwace, and wecovew t-the 
wepew. 

5:12 Awe nyot Abanya and Phawpaw, (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of Damascus, bettew than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the watews of I-Iswaew? may I nyot w-wash in t-them, and be cwean? S-So he 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and went away in a w-wage. 

5-5:13 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants came nyeaw, and spake u-unto him, and said, My 
fathew, if t-the pwophet h-had bid thee (^-^*)/ d-do s-some gweat thing, wouwdest t-thou 
nyot have donye it? how m-much wathew then, when he saith to thee, Wash, 
and be cwean? 5:14 T-Then went he down, and dipped himsewf seven times 
in Jowdan, a-accowding to t-the saying of t-the man of G-God: and his fwesh 
came again w-wike u-unto t-the fwesh of a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwd, and he w-was cwean. 

5:15 And he wetuwnyed to t-the man of G-God, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his company, and 
came, and s-stood befowe him: and he said, Behowd, nyow I knyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
is nyo God in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, but in Iswaew: nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, 
o(>ω<)o t-take a bwessing of thy sewvant. 

5:16 But he said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, befowe whom I stand, I wiww 
weceive n-nyonye. And he uwged him to o(>ω<)o t-take it; but he wefused. 

5:17 And (^人^) N-Nyaaman said, Shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot then, I p-pway thee, be given to 
thy sewvant two muwes' ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of eawth? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant wiww 
hencefowth offew nyeithew buwnt offewing (=`ω´=) n-nyow sacwifice u-unto othew gods, 
but u-unto t-the WOWD. 

5:18 In this t-thing t-the WOWD pawdon thy s-sewvant, that when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew 
goeth into t-the house of Wimmon to w-wowship thewe, and he weanyeth on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hand, and I bow mysewf in t-the house of Wimmon: when I bow down mysewf 
in t-the house of Wimmon, t-the WOWD pawdon thy sewvant in this thing. 

5:19 And he said u-unto him, Go in p-peace. S-So he depawted fwom him a 
ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe way. 

5:20 But Gehazi, t-the sewvant of Ewisha t-the man of G-God, said, Behowd, 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew hath spawed (^人^) N-Nyaaman this S-Sywian, in nyot weceiving a-at his 
h-hands that which he bwought: but, as t-the WOWD w-wiveth, I wiww w-wun aftew 
him, and o(>ω<)o t-take somewhat of h-him. 

5:21 S-So Gehazi f-fowwowed aftew Nyaaman. And when (^人^) N-Nyaaman saw him wunnying 
aftew him, he wighted down fwom t-the chawiot to meet him, and said, Is 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww weww? 5:22 And he said, Aww is weww. My mastew hath sent me, 
s-saying, Behowd, even nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be come to m-me fwom mount Ephwaim two 
young men of t-the sons of t-the p-pwophets: g-give t-them, I p-pway thee, a 
tawent of s-siwvew, and two changes of (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. 

5:23 And (^人^) N-Nyaaman said, (☆▽☆) B-Be content, o(>ω<)o t-take two tawents. And he uwged him, 
and b-bound two tawents of s-siwvew in two bags, with two changes of 
gawments, and w-waid t-them upon two of his sewvants; and they bawe t-them 
befowe h-him. 

5-5:24 And when he came to t-the towew, he took t-them fwom theiw hand, and 
b-bestowed t-them in t-the house: and he wet t-the men go, and they depawted. 

5:25 But he went in, and s-stood befowe his mastew. And Ewisha said u-unto 
him, Whence comest thou, Gehazi? And he said, Thy sewvant went nyo 
whithew. 

5:26 And he said u-unto him, Went nyot minye heawt with thee, when t-the man 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again fwom his chawiot to meet thee? Is it a time to weceive 
monyey, and to weceive gawments, and o-owiveyawds, and vinyeyawds, and 
sheep, and oxen, and m-mensewvants, and maidsewvants? 5:27 The wepwosy 
thewefowe of (^人^) N-Nyaaman shaww cweave u-unto thee, and u-unto thy seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. And he went out fwom his pwesence a wepew as white as snyow. 

6-6:1 And t-the sons of t-the pwophets said u-unto Ewisha, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, t-the 
pwace whewe we dweww with thee is too s-stwait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. 

6:2 Wet us go, we p-pway thee, u-unto Jowdan, and o(>ω<)o t-take (o´∀`o) t-thence {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a 
beam, and wet us make us a pwace thewe, whewe we may dweww. And he 
answewed, Go OwO y-ye. 

6:3 And onye said, (☆▽☆) B-Be content, I p-pway thee, and go with thy sewvants. 
And he answewed, I wiww go. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 S-So he went with them. And when they came to Jowdan, they cut down 
wood. 

6:5 But as onye w-was fewwing a beam, t-the a-axe ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head feww into t-the watew: 
and he cwied, and said, Awas, mastew! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was bowwowed. 

6:6 And t-the man of God said, Whewe feww it? And he shewed him t-the 
pwace. 

And he cut down a stick, and cast it in thithew; and t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon did 
swim. 

6:7 Thewefowe said he, Take it up to thee. And he put out his hand, 
and took it. 

6:8 T-Then t-the king of Sywia wawwed against I-Iswaew, and took counsew 
with his sewvants, s-saying, In such and such a pwace shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my camp. 

6:9 And t-the man of God sent u-unto t-the king of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Bewawe 
that t-thou pass nyot such a pwace; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thithew t-the Sywians awe come 
down. 

6:10 And t-the king of Iswaew sent to t-the pwace which t-the man of God 
towd him and wawnyed him of, and saved himsewf thewe, nyot o-once (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
t-twice. 

6:11 Thewefowe t-the heawt of t-the king of Sywia w-was sowe twoubwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
this thing; and he cawwed his sewvants, and said u-unto t-them, W-Wiww ye 
nyot s-shew m-me which of us is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of I-Iswaew? 6:12 And onye of 
his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said, Nyonye, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king: but Ewisha, t-the pwophet that 
is in I-Iswaew, tewweth t-the king of Iswaew t-the w-wowds that t-thou speakest 
in thy bedchambew. 

6:13 And he said, Go and spy whewe he is, that I may send and fetch 
h-him. 

And it w-was towd him, s-saying, Behowd, he is in Dothan. 

6:14 Thewefowe sent he thithew howses, and c-chawiots, and a gweat h-host: 
and they came by nyight, and compassed t-the city about. 

6:15 And when t-the sewvant of t-the man of God w-was wisen e-eawwy, and gonye 
fowth, b-behowd, an \(★ω★)/ h-host compassed t-the city both with howses and 
c-chawiots. And his sewvant said u-unto him, Awas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew! how shaww we 
do? (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And he answewed, Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they that be with us awe mowe 
than they that be with them. 

6-6:17 And Ewisha pwayed, and said, WOWD, I p-pway thee, open his eyes, 
that he may see. And t-the WOWD openyed t-the eyes of t-the young man; and he 
saw: and, b-behowd, t-the mountain w-was f-fuww of howses and chawiots of fiwe 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about E-Ewisha. 

6:18 And when they came down to him, Ewisha pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD, and 
said, S-Smite this p-peopwe, I p-pway thee, with bwindnyess. And he smote 
t-them with b-bwindnyess a-accowding to t-the wowd of E-Ewisha. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And Ewisha said u-unto t-them, This is nyot t-the way, nyeithew is this 
t-the city: fowwow me, and I wiww bwing you to t-the man whom ye seek. But 
he w-wed t-them to Samawia. 

6:20 And it came to pass, when they wewe come into S-Samawia, that 
Ewisha said, WOWD, open t-the eyes of these men, that they may see. And 
t-the WOWD openyed theiw eyes, and they saw; and, b-behowd, they wewe in 
t-the m-midst of Samawia. 

6:21 And t-the king of Iswaew said u-unto Ewisha, when he saw t-them, My 
fathew, shaww I smite them? shaww I smite them? 6:22 And he answewed, 
T-Thou shawt nyot smite (=`ω´=) t-them: wouwdest t-thou smite those whom t-thou hast 
taken captive with thy s-swowd and with thy bow? s-set bwead and w-watew 
befowe t-them, that they may e-eat and dwink, and go to theiw mastew. 

6:23 And he pwepawed gweat pwovision (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: and when they h-had eaten 
and dwunk, he sent t-them away, and they went to theiw mastew. S-So t-the 
bands of Sywia came nyo mowe into t-the wand of Iswaew. 

6:24 And it came to pass aftew this, that Benhadad king of Sywia 
gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his host, and went up, and besieged Samawia. 

6:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat faminye in Samawia: and, b-behowd, they 
besieged it, untiw an a-ass's ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head w-was sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fouwscowe pieces of 
s-siwvew, and t-the fouwth pawt of a cab of dove's (* ^ ω ^) d-dung (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow five pieces of 
siwvew. 

6:26 And as t-the king of Iswaew w-was p-passing by upon t-the waww, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
cwied a woman u-unto him, s-saying, Hewp, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, O-O king. 

6:27 And he said, If t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do nyot hewp thee, whence shaww I hewp 
thee? out of t-the bawnfwoow, ow out of t-the winyepwess? 6:28 And t-the 
king said u-unto hew, What aiweth thee? And she answewed, This woman 
said u-unto me, Give thy son, that we may e-eat him to day, and we wiww 
e-eat o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son to mowwow. 

6:29 S-So we boiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and did e-eat him: and I said u-unto hew on t-the 
nyext day, Give thy son, that we may e-eat him: and she hath hid hew (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

6:30 And it came to pass, when t-the king heawd t-the w-wowds of t-the woman, 
that he went his cwothes; and he passed by upon t-the waww, and t-the 
peopwe wooked, and, b-behowd, he h-had (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth within upon his ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

6:31 T-Then he said, God (^-^*)/ d-do so and mowe awso to me, if t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of 
Ewisha t-the son of Shaphat shaww stand on him this d-day. 

6:32 But Ewisha sat in his h-house, and t-the ewdews sat with h-him; and t-the 
king sent a man fwom befowe him: but ewe t-the messengew came to him, he 
said to t-the ewdews, See ye how this son of a >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew hath sent to 
o(>ω<)o t-take away minye head? wook, when t-the messengew cometh, s-shut t-the d-doow, 
and h-howd him fast a-at t-the doow: is nyot t-the s-sound of his mastew's feet 
behind h-him? 6:33 And whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-tawked with t-them, b-behowd, t-the 
messengew came down u-unto him: and he said, Behowd, this eviw is of t-the 
WOWD; what shouwd I wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD any wongew? 7:1 T-Then Ewisha 
said, Heaw ye t-the wowd of t-the WOWD; T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, To mowwow 
about this time shaww a measuwe of finye fwouw be sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shekew, 
and two measuwes of bawwey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shekew, in t-the gate of Samawia. 

7:2 T-Then a wowd on whose hand t-the king weanyed answewed t-the man of G-God, 
and said, Behowd, if t-the WOWD w-wouwd make windows in heaven, m-might this 
t-thing be? And he said, Behowd, t-thou shawt s-see it with thinye eyes, but 
shawt nyot e-eat t-theweof. 

7-7:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe fouw wepwous men a-at t-the entewing in of t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: 
and they said onye to anyothew, Why sit we hewe untiw we die? 7:4 If we 
say, We wiww entew into t-the city, t-then t-the faminye is in t-the city, and 
we shaww die thewe: and if we sit stiww hewe, we die awso. Nyow 
thewefowe come, and wet us faww u-unto t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the (o-_-o) *cries* S-Sywians: if they 
s-save us awive, we shaww wive; and if they kiww u-us, we shaww but die. 

7:5 And they w-wose up in t-the twiwight, to go u-unto t-the camp of t-the 
(o-_-o) *cries* S-Sywians: and when they wewe come to t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the camp of 
Sywia, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo man thewe. 

7:6 Fow t-the WOWD h-had m-made t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Sywians to h-heaw a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of 
c-chawiots, and a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of howses, even t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a gweat h-host: and 
they said onye to anyothew, Wo, t-the king of Iswaew hath h-hiwed against us 
t-the kings of t-the Hittites, and t-the kings of t-the Egyptians, to come 
upon us. 

7-7:7 Whewefowe they awose and fwed in t-the twiwight, and weft theiw 
tents, and theiw howses, and theiw asses, even t-the camp as it was, and 
fwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wife. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And when these wepews came to t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the camp, they 
went into onye tent, and did e-eat and dwink, and cawwied (o´∀`o) t-thence s-siwvew, 
and gowd, and waiment, and went and hid it; and came again, and 
entewed into anyothew tent, and cawwied (o´∀`o) t-thence awso, and went and hid 
it. 

7:9 T-Then they said onye to anyothew, We (^-^*)/ d-do nyot weww: this day is a day 
of g-good tidings, and we h-howd ouw peace: if we tawwy tiww t-the mownying 
wight, s-some mischief wiww come upon us: nyow thewefowe come, that we 
may go and teww t-the king's househowd. 

7:10 S-So they came and cawwed u-unto t-the powtew of t-the city: and they 
towd t-them, s-saying, We came to t-the camp of t-the Sywians, and, b-behowd, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo man thewe, nyeithew voice of ^.^ m-man, but howses t-tied, and 
asses t-tied, and t-the tents as they wewe. 

7:11 And he cawwed t-the powtews; and they towd it to t-the king's house 
within. 

7:12 And t-the king awose in t-the nyight, and said u-unto his sewvants, I 
wiww nyow s-shew you what t-the Sywians have donye to us. They knyow that we 
be hungwy; thewefowe awe they gonye out of t-the camp to hide themsewves 
in t-the fiewd, s-saying, When they come out of t-the city, we shaww catch 
t-them awive, and get into t-the city. 

7:13 And onye of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants answewed and said, Wet s-some take, I p-pway 
thee, five of t-the howses that w-wemain, which awe weft in t-the city, 
(behowd, they awe as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude of Iswaew that awe weft in i-it: 
b-behowd, I say, they awe even as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude of t-the Iswaewites 
that awe (^人^) c-consumed:) and wet us send and see. 

7:14 They took thewefowe two chawiot howses; and t-the king sent aftew 
t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Sywians, s-saying, Go and see. 

7:15 And they went aftew t-them u-unto Jowdan: and, wo, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way w-was 
f-fuww of gawments and vessews, which t-the Sywians h-had cast away in theiw 
haste. And t-the m-messengews wetuwnyed, and towd t-the king. 

7:16 And t-the peopwe went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and spoiwed t-the tents of t-the Sywians. S-So 
a measuwe of finye fwouw w-was sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shekew, and two measuwes of 
bawwey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shekew, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. 

7:17 And t-the king appointed t-the wowd on whose hand he weanyed to have 
t-the chawge of t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: and t-the peopwe twode upon him in t-the gate, and 
he died, as t-the man of God h-had said, who spake when t-the king came down 
to h-him. 

7:18 And it came to pass as t-the man of God h-had spoken to t-the king, 
s-saying, Two measuwes of bawwey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shekew, and a measuwe of finye 
fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shekew, shaww be to mowwow about this time in t-the gate of 
Samawia: xDD 7-7:19 And that wowd answewed t-the man of G-God, and said, Nyow, 
b-behowd, if t-the WOWD shouwd make windows in heaven, m-might such a t-thing 
be? And he said, Behowd, t-thou shawt s-see it with thinye eyes, but shawt 
nyot e-eat t-theweof. 

7:20 And so it feww out u-unto him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe twode upon him in t-the 
gate, and he died. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 T-Then spake Ewisha u-unto t-the woman, whose son he h-had westowed to 
w-wife, s-saying, Awise, and go t-thou and thinye h-househowd, and sojouwn 
whewesoevew t-thou c-canst sojouwn: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a faminye; 
and it shaww awso come upon t-the wand seven yeaws. 

8-8:2 And t-the woman a-awose, and did aftew t-the saying of t-the man of G-God: 
and she went with hew h-househowd, and s-sojouwnyed in t-the wand of t-the 
Phiwistinyes seven yeaws. 

8:3 And it came to pass a-at t-the seven yeaws' end, that t-the woman 
wetuwnyed out of t-the wand of t-the Phiwistinyes: and she went fowth to (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy 
u-unto t-the king (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew house and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew wand. 

8:4 And t-the king t-tawked with Gehazi t-the sewvant of t-the man of G-God, 
s-saying, Teww me, I p-pway thee, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gweat things that Ewisha hath 
donye. 

8-8:5 And it came to pass, as he w-was t-tewwing t-the king how he h-had 
westowed a dead body to w-wife, that, b-behowd, t-the woman, whose son he 
h-had westowed to w-wife, cwied to t-the king (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew house and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew 
wand. And Gehazi said, My wowd, O-O king, this is t-the woman, and this is 
hew son, whom Ewisha westowed to wife. 

8:6 And when t-the king asked t-the woman, she towd h-him. S-So t-the king 
appointed u-unto hew a c-cewtain officew, s-saying, Westowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was 
hews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwuits of t-the fiewd since t-the day that she weft t-the 
wand, even untiw n-nyow. 

8:7 And Ewisha came to Damascus; and Benhadad t-the king of Sywia w-was 
sick; and it w-was towd him, s-saying, The man of God is come hithew. 

8:8 And t-the king said u-unto Hazaew, Take a pwesent in thinye hand, and 
go, meet t-the man of G-God, and enquiwe of t-the WOWD by him, s-saying, Shaww 
I wecovew of this disease? 8:9 S-So Hazaew went to meet him, and took a 
pwesent with him, even of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good t-thing of Damascus, f-fowty camews' 
buwden, and came and s-stood befowe him, and said, Thy son Benhadad king 
of Sywia hath sent m-me to thee, s-saying, Shaww I wecovew of this 
disease? 8-8:10 And Ewisha said u-unto him, Go, say u-unto him, T-Thou mayest 
cewtainwy wecovew: h-howbeit t-the WOWD hath shewed m-me that he shaww 
suwewy die. 

8-8:11 And he settwed his c-countenyance s-stedfastwy, untiw he w-was ashamed: 
and t-the man of God wept. 

8:12 And Hazaew said, Why weepeth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? And he answewed, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I 
knyow t-the eviw that t-thou wiwt (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: theiw 
stwong howds wiwt t-thou s-set on f-fiwe, and theiw young men wiwt t-thou (✧∀✧)/ s-sway 
with t-the swowd, and wiwt dash theiw c-chiwdwen, and wip up theiw w-women 
with chiwd. 

8-8:13 And Hazaew said, But what, is thy sewvant a dog, that he shouwd 
(^-^*)/ d-do this gweat thing? And Ewisha answewed, The WOWD hath shewed m-me that 
t-thou shawt be king o-ovew S-Sywia. 

8:14 S-So he depawted fwom Ewisha, and came to his m-mastew; who said to 
him, What said Ewisha to thee? And he answewed, He towd m-me that t-thou 
shouwdest suwewy wecovew. 

8:15 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that he took a thick cwoth, 
and dipped it in watew, and spwead it on his face, so that he ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: 
and Hazaew weignyed in his s-stead. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And in t-the fifth yeaw of Jowam t-the son of A-Ahab king of I-Iswaew, 
J-Jehoshaphat being t-then king of Judah, J-Jehowam t-the son of J-Je (--_--) h-hoshaphat 
king of Judah began to weign. 

8:17 Thiwty and two yeaws o-owd w-was he when he began to weign; and he 
weignyed eight yeaws in Jewusawem. 

8-8:18 And he wawked in t-the w-way of t-the kings of I-Iswaew, as did t-the house 
of Ahab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the daughtew of A-Ahab w-was his wife: and he did eviw in t-the 
sight of t-the WOWD. 

8-8:19 Y-Yet t-the WOWD w-wouwd nyot d-destwoy Judah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow David his sewvant's 
sake, as he pwomised him to g-give him awway a wight, and to his 
chiwdwen. 

8:20 In his days Edom w-wevowted fwom undew t-the hand of Judah, and m-made 
a king o-ovew themsewves. 

8-8:21 S-So Jowam went o-ovew to Z-Zaiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chawiots with him: and he 
w-wose by nyight, and smote t-the Edomites which compassed him a-about, and 
t-the captains of t-the chawiots: and t-the peopwe fwed into theiw tents. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Y-Yet Edom w-wevowted fwom undew t-the hand of Judah u-unto this d-day. 
T-Then Wibnyah w-wevowted a-at t-the same ^w^ t-time. 

8:23 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jowam, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe they 
nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 8:24 
And Jowam swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his f-fathews in 
t-the city of David: and A-Ahaziah his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

8:25 In t-the twewfth yeaw of Jowam t-the son of A-Ahab king of Iswaew did 
A-Ahaziah t-the son of J-Jehowam king of Judah b-begin to weign. 

8:26 Two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd w-was A-Ahaziah when he began to weign; and 
he weignyed onye yeaw in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Athawiah, 
t-the daughtew of O-Omwi king of Iswaew. 

8:27 And he wawked in t-the w-way of t-the house of Ahab, and did eviw in 
t-the sight of t-the WOWD, as did t-the house of Ahab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was t-the son in 
(☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the house of Ahab. 

8:28 And he went with Jowam t-the son of A-Ahab to t-the waw against Hazaew 
king of Sywia in Wamothgiwead; and t-the Sywians w-wounded Jowam. 

8:29 And king Jowam went back to be heawed in Jezweew of t-the w-wounds 
which t-the Sywians h-had given him a-at (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, when he fought against 
Hazaew king of S-Sywia. And A-Ahaziah t-the son of J-Jehowam king of Judah 
went down to s-see Jowam t-the son of A-Ahab in Jezweew, because he w-was 
s-sick. 

9:1 And Ewisha t-the pwophet cawwed onye of t-the chiwdwen of t-the pwophets, 
and said u-unto him, Giwd up thy w-woins, and o(>ω<)o t-take this box of oiw in 
thinye hand, and go to Wamothgiwead: (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And when t-thou comest thithew, 
wook out (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe Jehu t-the son of J-Jehoshaphat t-the son of Nyimshi, and go 
in, and make him a-awise up fwom among his bwethwen, and cawwy him to an 
innyew chambew; 9:3 T-Then o(>ω<)o t-take t-the box of oiw, and p-pouw it on his head, 
and say, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, I have anyointed thee king o-ovew Iswaew. 
T-Then open t-the d-doow, and fwee, and tawwy n-nyot. 

9:4 S-So t-the young ^.^ m-man, even t-the young man t-the pwophet, went to 
Wamothgiwead. 

9:5 And when he came, b-behowd, t-the captains of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host wewe sitting; 
and he said, I have an ewwand to thee, O-O captain. And Jehu said, Unto 
which of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww us? And he said, To thee, O-O captain. 

9:6 And he a-awose, and went into t-the h-house; and he pouwed t-the oiw on 
his head, and said u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, I have 
anyointed thee king o-ovew t-the peopwe of t-the WOWD, even o-ovew Iswaew. 

9:7 And t-thou shawt smite t-the house of A-Ahab thy mastew, that I may 
avenge t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the WOWD, a-at t-the hand of Jezebew. 

9:8 Fow t-the w-whowe house of A-Ahab shaww pewish: and I wiww cut off fwom 
A-Ahab him that p-pisseth against t-the waww, and him that is s-shut up and 
weft in Iswaew: 9:9 And I wiww make t-the house of A-Ahab w-wike t-the house 
of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, and w-wike t-the house of Baasha t-the son of 
Ahijah: (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And t-the dogs shaww e-eat J-Jezebew in t-the powtion of Jezweew, 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyonye to buwy hew. And he openyed t-the d-doow, and fwed. 

9-9:11 T-Then Jehu came fowth to t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of his wowd: and onye said 
u-unto him, Is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww weww? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe came this mad f-fewwow to thee? And he 
said u-unto t-them, Ye knyow t-the ^.^ m-man, and his (o^ ^o)/ c-communyication. 

9:12 And they said, I-It is fawse; teww us n-nyow. And he said, T-Thus and 
thus spake he to me, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, I have anyointed thee 
king o-ovew Iswaew. 

9:13 T-Then they hasted, and took {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his gawment, and put it 
undew him on t-the top of t-the staiws, and ^w^ b-bwew with twumpets, s-saying, 
Jehu is king. 

9-9:14 S-So Jehu t-the son of J-Jehoshaphat t-the son of UwU N-Nyimshi conspiwed 
against Jowam. (Nyow Jowam h-had kept Wamothgiwead, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, 
because of Hazaew king of S-Sywia. 

9:15 But king Jowam w-was wetuwnyed to be heawed in Jezweew of t-the w-wounds 
which t-the Sywians h-had given him, when he fought with Hazaew king of 
Sywia.) And Jehu said, If it be youw minds, t-then wet nyonye go fowth 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow escape out of t-the city to go to teww it in Jezweew. 

9:16 S-So Jehu w-wode in a c-chawiot, and went to Jezweew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jowam way 
thewe. 

And A-Ahaziah king of Judah w-was come down to s-see Jowam. 

9:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood a watchman on t-the towew in Jezweew, and he spied 
t-the company of Jehu as he came, and said, I s-see a c-company. And Jowam 
said, Take an howseman, and send to meet t-them, and wet him say, Is it 
p-peace? 9:18 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went onye on h-howseback to meet him, and said, 
T-Thus saith t-the king, Is it p-peace? And Jehu said, What hast t-thou to (^-^*)/ d-do 
with p-peace? tuwn thee behind me. And t-the watchman t-towd, s-saying, The 
messengew came to t-them, but he cometh nyot again. 

9:19 T-Then he sent out a second on howseback, which came to t-them, and 
said, T-Thus saith t-the king, Is it p-peace? And Jehu answewed, What hast 
t-thou to (^-^*)/ d-do with p-peace? tuwn thee behind me. 

9:20 And t-the watchman t-towd, s-saying, He came even u-unto t-them, and cometh 
nyot ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and t-the d-dwiving is w-wike t-the d-dwiving of Jehu t-the son of 
Nyimshi; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he dwiveth f-fuwiouswy. 

9:21 And Jowam said, Make weady. And his chawiot w-was m-made weady. And 
Jowam king of Iswaew and A-Ahaziah king of Judah went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, each in his 
c-chawiot, and they went out against Jehu, and met him in t-the powtion of 
N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite. 

9:22 And it came to pass, when Jowam saw Jehu, that he said, Is it 
p-peace, Jehu? And he answewed, What p-peace, so wong as t-the whowedoms of 
thy mothew J-Jezebew and hew witchcwafts awe so many? 9:23 And Jowam 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his hands, and fwed, and said to A-Ahaziah, Thewe is tweachewy, O-O 
Ahaziah. 

9:24 And Jehu dwew a bow with his f-fuww stwength, and smote J-Jehowam 
b-between his awms, and t-the awwow went out a-at his heawt, and he sunk 
down in his chawiot. 

9:25 T-Then said Jehu to Bidkaw his c-captain, Take up, and cast him in 
t-the powtion of t-the fiewd of N-Nyaboth t-the Jezweewite: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew how 
that, when I and t-thou w-wode togethew aftew A-Ahab his fathew, t-the WOWD 
w-waid this ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden upon h-him; 9:26 S-Suwewy I have s-seen yestewday t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
of N-Nyaboth, and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of his ^-^ s-sons, saith t-the WOWD; and I wiww 
wequite thee in this pwat, saith t-the WOWD. Nyow thewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take and cast 
him into t-the p-pwat of g-gwound, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. 

9:27 But when A-Ahaziah t-the king of Judah saw this, he fwed by t-the w-way 
of t-the gawden house. And Jehu f-fowwowed aftew him, and said, S-Smite him 
awso in t-the chawiot. And they did so a-at t-the g-going up to Guw, which is 
by Ibweam. 

And he fwed to Megiddo, and died thewe. 

9-9:28 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants cawwied him in a chawiot to J-Jewusawem, and 
buwied him in his sepuwchwe with his f-fathews in t-the city of David. 

9:29 And in t-the e-eweventh yeaw of Jowam t-the son of A-Ahab began A-Ahaziah 
to weign o-ovew J-Judah. 

9:30 And when Jehu w-was come to Jezweew, J-Jezebew heawd of it; and she 
painted hew face, and tiwed hew head, and wooked out a-at a w-window. 

9:31 And as Jehu entewed in a-at t-the gate, she said, Had Zimwi p-peace, 
who swew his mastew? 9:32 And he w-wifted up his f-face to t-the window, 
and said, Who is on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my side? who? And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wooked out to him two ow 
thwee eunyuchs. 

9:33 And he said, (❤ω❤) T-Thwow hew down. S-So they t-thwew hew down: and s-some of 
hew ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood w-was spwinkwed on t-the waww, and on t-the howses: and he twode 
hew undew foot. 

9:34 And when he w-was come in, he did e-eat and dwink, and said, Go, s-see 
nyow this cuwsed woman, and buwy hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she is a king's daughtew. 

9:35 And they went to buwy hew: but they f-found nyo mowe of hew than t-the 
skuww, and t-the feet, and t-the pawms of hew hands. 

9:36 Whewefowe they came again, and towd h-him. And he said, This is t-the 
wowd of t-the WOWD, which he spake by his sewvant Ewijah t-the Tishbite, 
s-saying, In t-the powtion of Jezweew shaww dogs e-eat t-the fwesh of Jezebew: 
9:37 And t-the cawcase of J-Jezebew shaww be as (* ^ ω ^) d-dung upon t-the f-face of t-the 
fiewd in t-the powtion of Jezweew; so that they shaww nyot say, This is 
Jezebew. 

10:1 And A-Ahab h-had s-seventy sons in Samawia. And Jehu wwote w-wettews, and 
sent to S-Samawia, u-unto t-the wuwews of Jezweew, to t-the ewdews, and to 
t-them that b-bwought up Ahab's c-chiwdwen, s-saying, 1-10:2 Nyow as soon as this 
wettew cometh to y-you, seeing youw mastew's sons awe with y-you, and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe with you chawiots and howses, a f-fenced city awso, and 
awmouw; 10:3 Wook even out t-the best and meetest of youw mastew's ^-^ s-sons, 
and s-set him on his fathew's t-thwonye, and fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw mastew's house. 

10:4 But they wewe e-exceedingwy afwaid, and said, Behowd, two kings 
s-stood nyot befowe him: how t-then shaww we stand? 1-10:5 And he that w-was 
o-ovew t-the h-house, and he that w-was o-ovew t-the city, t-the ewdews awso, and 
t-the bwingews up of t-the c-chiwdwen, sent to Jehu, s-saying, We awe thy 
sewvants, and wiww (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou shawt bid us; we wiww nyot make any 
king: (^-^*)/ d-do t-thou that which is g-good in thinye eyes. 

10:6 T-Then he wwote a wettew t-the second time to t-them, s-saying, If ye be 
minye, and if ye wiww heawken u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, o(>ω<)o t-take ye t-the heads of t-the 
men youw mastew's ^-^ s-sons, and come to m-me to Jezweew by to mowwow this 
^w^ t-time. Nyow t-the king's ^-^ s-sons, being s-seventy p-pewsons, wewe with t-the gweat 
men of t-the city, which b-bwought t-them (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

10:7 And it came to pass, when t-the wettew came to t-them, that they took 
t-the king's ^-^ s-sons, and swew s-seventy p-pewsons, and put theiw heads in 
baskets, and sent him t-them to Jezweew. 

10:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a m-messengew, and towd him, s-saying, They have 
b-bwought t-the heads of t-the king's sons. And he said, Way ye t-them in two 
heaps a-at t-the entewing in of t-the gate untiw t-the mownying. 

10:9 And it came to pass in t-the m-mownying, that he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and stood, 
and said to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, Ye be w-wighteous: b-behowd, I conspiwed 
against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew, and swew him: but who swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these? 10:10 K-Knyow 
nyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww faww u-unto t-the eawth nyothing of t-the wowd of t-the 
WOWD, which t-the WOWD spake c-concewnying t-the house of Ahab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
hath donye that which he spake by his sewvant Ewijah. 

1-10:11 S-So Jehu swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wemainyed of t-the house of A-Ahab in Jezweew, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his gweat men, and his kinsfowks, and his p-pwiests, untiw he 
weft him nyonye w-wemainying. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And he awose and depawted, and came to Samawia. And as he w-was a-at 
t-the sheawing house in t-the way, ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Jehu met with t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of 
A-Ahaziah king of Judah, and said, Who awe ye? And they answewed, We awe 
t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of Ahaziah; and we go down to sawute t-the chiwdwen of t-the 
king and t-the chiwdwen of t-the queen. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And he said, Take t-them awive. And they took t-them awive, and swew 
t-them a-at t-the p-pit of t-the sheawing h-house, even two and f-fowty men; nyeithew 
weft he any of them. 

10:15 And when he w-was depawted thence, he wighted on Jehonyadab t-the son 
of Wechab coming to meet him: and he sawuted him, and said to him, Is 
thinye heawt (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is with thy heawt? And Jehonyadab 
answewed, I-It is. If it be, g-give m-me thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he gave him his 
hand; and he took him up to him into t-the chawiot. 

1-10:16 And he said, Come with me, and s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my zeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD. S-So they 
m-made him wide in his chawiot. 

1-10:17 And when he came to S-Samawia, he swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wemainyed u-unto A-Ahab 
in S-Samawia, tiww he h-had destwoyed him, a-accowding to t-the saying of t-the 
WOWD, which he spake to Ewijah. 

10:18 And Jehu gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe togethew, and said u-unto t-them, 
A-Ahab sewved Baaw a wittwe; but Jehu shaww sewve him much. 

10:19 Nyow thewefowe caww u-unto m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets of Baaw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
sewvants, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his pwiests; wet nyonye be wanting: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have a gweat 
sacwifice to (^-^*)/ d-do to Baaw; w-whosoevew shaww be wanting, he shaww nyot 
w-wive. But Jehu did it in subtiwty, to t-the intent that he m-might d-destwoy 
t-the w-wowshippews of B-Baaw. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And Jehu said, Pwocwaim a sowemn assembwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow B-Baaw. And they 
pwocwaimed it. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And Jehu sent thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowshippews of 
Baaw came, so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot a man weft that came n-nyot. And they 
came into t-the house of Baaw; and t-the house of Baaw w-was f-fuww fwom onye 
end to anyothew. 

10:22 And he said u-unto him that w-was o-ovew t-the vestwy, Bwing fowth 
vestments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowshippews of B-Baaw. And he b-bwought t-them fowth 
vestments. 

1-10:23 And Jehu went, and Jehonyadab t-the son of Wechab, into t-the house 
of Baaw, and said u-unto t-the w-wowshippews of Baaw, Seawch, and wook that 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be hewe with you nyonye of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the WOWD, but t-the 
w-wowshippews of Baaw onwy. 

10:24 And when they went in to offew s-sacwifices and buwnt offewings, 
Jehu appointed fouwscowe men without, and said, If any of t-the men whom 
I have b-bwought into youw h-hands escape, he that wetteth him go, his 
wife shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of h-him. 

10:25 And it came to pass, as soon as he h-had m-made an end of offewing 
t-the buwnt o-offewing, that Jehu said to t-the g-guawd and to t-the captains, 
Go in, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them; wet nyonye come f-fowth. And they smote t-them with 
t-the edge of t-the swowd; and t-the g-guawd and t-the captains cast t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, 
and went to t-the city of t-the house of B-Baaw. 

10:26 And they b-bwought fowth t-the images out of t-the house of Baaw, and 
buwnyed them. 

10:27 And they bwake down t-the i-image of Baaw, and bwake down t-the house 
of Baaw, and m-made it a dwaught house u-unto this d-day. 

1-10:28 T-Thus Jehu destwoyed Baaw out of Iswaew. 

10:29 Howbeit fwom t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made 
Iswaew to sin, Jehu depawted nyot fwom aftew t-them, to wit, t-the gowden 
cawves that wewe in Bethew, and that wewe in Dan. 

10:30 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Jehu, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast donye w-weww in 
executing that which is wight in minye eyes, and hast donye u-unto t-the 
house of A-Ahab a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in minye heawt, thy chiwdwen of 
t-the fouwth genyewation shaww sit on t-the t-thwonye of Iswaew. 

10:31 But Jehu took nyo heed to wawk in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD God of 
Iswaew with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (*°▽°*) h-heawt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he depawted nyot fwom t-the s-sins of 
Jewoboam, which m-made Iswaew to sin. 

10:32 In those days t-the WOWD began to cut Iswaew showt: and Hazaew 
smote t-them in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of I-Iswaew; 10:33 Fwom (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan eastwawd, 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Giwead, t-the G-Gadites, and t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and t-the 
Manyassites, fwom Awoew, which is by t-the wivew A-Awnyon, even Giwead and 
B-Bashan. 

1-10:34 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jehu, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his might, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the 
kings of I-Iswaew? 10:35 And Jehu swept with his fathews: and they 
buwied him in Samawia. And Jehoahaz his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

10:36 And t-the time that Jehu weignyed o-ovew Iswaew in Samawia w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
and eight yeaws. 

11:1 And when Athawiah t-the mothew of A-Ahaziah saw that hew son w-was 
dead, she awose and destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the seed w-woyaw. 

11:2 But Jehosheba, t-the daughtew of king Jowam, s-sistew of A-Ahaziah, 
took Joash t-the son of A-Ahaziah, and stowe him fwom among t-the king's 
sons which wewe swain; and they hid him, even him and his nyuwse, in 
t-the bedchambew fwom Athawiah, so that he w-was nyot swain. 

11:3 And he w-was with hew hid in t-the house of t-the WOWD six yeaws. And 
Athawiah did weign o-ovew t-the wand. 

11:4 And t-the seventh yeaw J-Jehoiada sent and fetched t-the wuwews o-ovew 
h-hundweds, with t-the captains and t-the guawd, and b-bwought t-them to him 
into t-the house of t-the WOWD, and m-made a c-covenyant with t-them, and took an 
o-oath of t-them in t-the house of t-the WOWD, and shewed t-them t-the king's (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

11:5 And he commanded t-them, s-saying, This is t-the t-thing that ye shaww 
do; A-A thiwd pawt of you that entew in on t-the sabbath shaww even be 
keepews of t-the watch of t-the king's h-house; 11:6 And a thiwd pawt shaww 
be a-at t-the gate of Suw; and a thiwd pawt a-at t-the gate behind t-the g-guawd: 
so shaww ye keep t-the watch of t-the h-house, that it be nyot bwoken down. 

11:7 And two pawts of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww you that go fowth on t-the sabbath, even they 
shaww keep t-the watch of t-the house of t-the WOWD about t-the king. 

11:8 And ye shaww compass t-the king (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man with his 
weapons in his hand: and he that cometh within t-the w-wanges, wet him be 
swain: and be ye with t-the king as he goeth out and as he cometh in. 

11:9 And t-the captains o-ovew t-the h-hundweds did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things 
that J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest commanded: and they took {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his men 
that wewe to come in on t-the sabbath, with t-them that shouwd go out on 
t-the sabbath, and came to J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest. 

11:10 And to t-the captains o-ovew h-hundweds did t-the pwiest g-give king 
David's speaws and shiewds, that wewe in t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD. 

11:11 And t-the g-guawd stood, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man with his weapons in his hand, 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the king, fwom t-the wight cownyew of t-the tempwe to t-the weft 
cownyew of t-the t-tempwe, awong by t-the awtaw and t-the tempwe. 

11:12 And he b-bwought fowth t-the king's son, and put t-the cwown upon him, 
and gave him t-the testimony; and they m-made him king, and anyointed h-him; 
and they (⌒ω⌒) c-cwapped theiw hands, and said, God s-save t-the king. 

11:13 And when Athawiah heawd t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the g-guawd and of t-the 
p-peopwe, she came to t-the peopwe into t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD. 

11:14 And when she wooked, b-behowd, t-the king s-stood by a piwwaw, as t-the 
m-mannyew was, and t-the pwinces and t-the twumpetews by t-the king, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the peopwe of t-the wand wejoiced, and ^w^ b-bwew with t-twumpets: and Athawiah 
went hew cwothes, and cwied, Tweason, T-Tweason. 

11:15 But J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest commanded t-the captains of t-the h-hundweds, 
t-the officews of t-the host, and said u-unto t-them, H-Have hew fowth without 
t-the wanges: and him that fowwoweth hew kiww with t-the swowd. Fow t-the 
pwiest h-had said, Wet hew nyot be s-swain in t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

11:16 And they w-waid h-hands on hew; and she went by t-the w-way by t-the which 
t-the howses came into t-the king's house: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was she swain. 

11:17 And J-Jehoiada m-made a c-covenyant b-between t-the WOWD and t-the king and 
t-the p-peopwe, that they shouwd be t-the WOWD's peopwe; b-between t-the king 
awso and t-the peopwe. 

11:18 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand went into t-the house of Baaw, and 
bwake it down; his a-awtaws and his images bwake they in pieces 
thowoughwy, and swew Mattan t-the pwiest of Baaw befowe t-the ^w^ a-awtaws. And 
t-the pwiest appointed officews o-ovew t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

11:19 And he took t-the wuwews o-ovew h-hundweds, and t-the captains, and t-the 
guawd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand; and they b-bwought down t-the king 
fwom t-the house of t-the WOWD, and came by t-the w-way of t-the gate of t-the 
g-guawd to t-the king's house. And he sat on t-the t-thwonye of t-the k-kings. 

11:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand wejoiced, and t-the city w-was in 
quiet: and they swew Athawiah with t-the s-swowd beside t-the king's house. 

11:21 Seven yeaws o-owd w-was J-Jehoash when he began to weign. 

12:1 In t-the seventh yeaw of Jehu J-Jehoash began to weign; and f-fowty 
yeaws weignyed he in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Zibiah of 
Beewsheba. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And J-Jehoash did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his days whewein J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest instwucted h-him. 

12:3 But t-the high pwaces wewe nyot taken (☆ω☆) a-away: t-the peopwe stiww 
sacwificed and buwnt i-incense in t-the high pwaces. 

12:4 And J-Jehoash said to t-the p-pwiests, Aww t-the monyey of t-the dedicated 
things that is b-bwought into t-the house of t-the WOWD, even t-the monyey of 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that passeth t-the account, t-the monyey that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man is s-set 
at, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the monyey that cometh into any man's heawt to bwing into 
t-the house of t-the WOWD, 1-12:5 Wet t-the pwiests o(>ω<)o t-take it to t-them, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
of his acquaintance: and wet t-them wepaiw t-the b-bweaches of t-the h-house, 
whewesoevew any bweach shaww be found. 

12:6 But it w-was so, that in t-the thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of king 
J-Jehoash t-the pwiests h-had nyot w-wepaiwed t-the b-bweaches of t-the house. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 T-Then king J-Jehoash cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest, and t-the othew 
p-pwiests, and said u-unto t-them, Why wepaiw ye nyot t-the b-bweaches of t-the 
house? nyow thewefowe weceive nyo mowe monyey of youw acquaintance, but 
d-dewivew it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-bweaches of t-the house. 

12:8 And t-the pwiests c-consented to weceive nyo mowe monyey of t-the p-peopwe, 
nyeithew to wepaiw t-the b-bweaches of t-the house. 

12:9 But J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest took a chest, and bowed a h-howe in t-the w-wid 
of it, and s-set it beside t-the awtaw, on t-the wight side as onye cometh 
into t-the house of t-the WOWD: and t-the pwiests that kept t-the doow put 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the monyey that w-was b-bwought into t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

12:10 And it w-was so, when they saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was m-much monyey in t-the 
chest, that t-the king's scwibe and t-the high pwiest came up, and they 
put up in bags, and towd t-the monyey that w-was f-found in t-the house of t-the 
WOWD. 

1-12:11 And they gave t-the monyey, being t-towd, into t-the h-hands of t-them that 
did t-the wowk, that h-had t-the ovewsight of t-the house of t-the WOWD: and 
they w-waid it out to t-the cawpentews and buiwdews, that wwought upon t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, 12:12 And to masons, and hewews of stonye, and to 
buy timbew and hewed stonye to wepaiw t-the b-bweaches of t-the house of t-the 
WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was w-waid out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house to wepaiw it. 

12:13 Howbeit (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyot m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of t-the WOWD bowws of 
s-siwvew, snyuffews, basons, twumpets, any vessews of gowd, ow vessews of 
s-siwvew, of t-the monyey that w-was b-bwought into t-the house of t-the WOWD: 
12:14 But they gave that to t-the wowkmen, and w-wepaiwed thewewith t-the 
house of t-the WOWD. 

1-12:15 Moweovew they w-weckonyed nyot with t-the men, into whose hand they 
dewivewed t-the monyey to be b-bestowed on w-wowkmen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they d-deawt 
faithfuwwy. 

12:16 The twespass monyey and sin monyey w-was nyot b-bwought into t-the house 
of t-the WOWD: it w-was t-the pwiests'. 

12:17 T-Then Hazaew king of Sywia went up, and fought against Gath, and 
took i-it: and Hazaew s-set his f-face to go up to Jewusawem. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 And J-Jehoash king of Judah took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hawwowed things that 
Jehoshaphat, and Jehowam, and A-Ahaziah, his fathews, kings of Judah, 
h-had d-dedicated, and his own hawwowed things, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gowd that w-was 
f-found in t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and in t-the king's 
h-house, and sent it to Hazaew king of Sywia: and he went away fwom 
Jewusawem. 

12:19 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of J-Joash, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe they 
nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 
12:20 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants a-awose, and m-made a conspiwacy, and swew Joash in 
t-the house of M-Miwwo, which goeth down to S-Siwwa. 

1-12:21 Fow Jozachaw t-the son of Shimeath, and Jehozabad t-the son of 
Shomew, his sewvants, smote him, and he died; and they buwied him with 
his f-fathews in t-the city of David: and Amaziah his son weignyed in his 
s-stead. 

13:1 In t-the thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of Joash t-the son of A-Ahaziah king 
of Judah Jehoahaz t-the son of Jehu began to weign o-ovew Iswaew in 
S-Samawia, and weignyed seventeen yeaws. 

13:2 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and 
f-fowwowed t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, which m-made Iswaew to 
sin; he depawted nyot thewefwom. 

13:3 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against I-Iswaew, and he 
dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of Hazaew king of Sywia, and into t-the 
hand of Benhadad t-the son of Hazaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw days. 

13:4 And Jehoahaz besought t-the WOWD, and t-the WOWD heawkenyed u-unto him: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he saw t-the oppwession of I-Iswaew, because t-the king of Sywia 
oppwessed them. 

13:5 (-(And t-the WOWD gave Iswaew a saviouw, so that they went out fwom 
undew t-the hand of t-the (o-_-o) *cries* S-Sywians: and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew d-dwewt in 
theiw tents, as befowetime. 

13:6 Nyevewthewess they depawted nyot fwom t-the s-sins of t-the house of 
Jewoboam, who m-made Iswaew sin, but wawked thewein: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed 
t-the gwove awso in Samawia.) 13:7 N-Nyeithew did he weave of t-the peopwe 
to Jehoahaz but fifty howsemen, and t-ten c-chawiots, and t-ten t-thousand 
footmen; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of Sywia h-had destwoyed t-them, and h-had m-made t-them 
w-wike t-the dust by thweshing. 

13:8 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jehoahaz, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and 
his might, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the 
kings of I-Iswaew? 13:9 And Jehoahaz swept with his fathews; and they 
buwied him in Samawia: and Joash his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

1-13:10 In t-the thiwty and seventh yeaw of Joash king of Judah began 
J-Jehoash t-the son of Jehoahaz to weign o-ovew Iswaew in S-Samawia, and 
weignyed sixteen yeaws. 

1-13:11 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD; he 
depawted nyot fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made 
Iswaew (*°▽°*) s-sin: but he wawked thewein. 

13:12 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of J-Joash, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and his 
m-might whewewith he fought against Amaziah king of Judah, awe they nyot 
wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 13:13 
And Joash swept with his fathews; and Jewoboam sat upon his thwonye: 
and Joash w-was buwied in Samawia with t-the kings of Iswaew. 

13:14 Nyow Ewisha w-was f-fawwen sick of his sicknyess wheweof he died. And 
Joash t-the king of Iswaew came down u-unto him, and wept o-ovew his face, 
and said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, t-the chawiot of I-Iswaew, and t-the 
howsemen t-theweof. 

13:15 And Ewisha said u-unto him, Take bow and ^.^ a-awwows. And he took u-unto 
him bow and ^.^ a-awwows. 

1-13:16 And he said to t-the king of I-Iswaew, Put thinye hand upon t-the b-bow. 
And he put his hand upon i-it: and Ewisha put his h-hands upon t-the king's 
hands. 

13:17 And he said, Open t-the window e-eastwawd. And he openyed it. T-Then 
Ewisha said, S-Shoot. And he shot. And he said, The awwow of t-the WOWD's 
dewivewance, and t-the awwow of dewivewance fwom Sywia: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt 
smite t-the Sywians in Aphek, tiww t-thou have consumed them. 

13:18 And he said, Take t-the ^.^ a-awwows. And he took them. And he said u-unto 
t-the king of I-Iswaew, S-Smite upon t-the gwound. And he smote thwice, and 
stayed. 

13:19 And t-the man of God w-was wwoth with him, and said, T-Thou shouwdest 
have smitten five ow six times; t-then hadst t-thou smitten Sywia tiww 
t-thou hadst consumed i-it: w-wheweas nyow t-thou shawt smite Sywia but thwice. 

1-13:20 And Ewisha died, and they buwied h-him. And t-the bands of t-the 
Moabites invaded t-the wand a-at t-the coming in of t-the y-yeaw. 

13:21 And it came to pass, as they wewe buwying a ^.^ m-man, that, b-behowd, 
they spied a band of men; and they cast t-the man into t-the sepuwchwe of 
(^人^) E-Ewisha: and when t-the man w-was wet down, and touched t-the bonyes of 
Ewisha, he wevived, and s-stood up on his feet. 

13:22 But Hazaew king of Sywia oppwessed Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of 
Jehoahaz. 

13:23 And t-the WOWD w-was gwacious u-unto t-them, and h-had compassion on t-them, 
and h-had wespect u-unto t-them, because of his c-covenyant with A-Abwaham, 
Isaac, and Jacob, and w-wouwd nyot d-destwoy t-them, nyeithew cast he t-them 
fwom his pwesence as yet. 

13:24 S-So Hazaew king of Sywia died; and Benhadad his son weignyed in 
his s-stead. 

13:25 And J-Jehoash t-the son of Jehoahaz took again out of t-the hand of 
Benhadad t-the son of Hazaew t-the cities, which he h-had taken out of t-the 
hand of Jehoahaz his o(>ω<)o f-fathew by waw. Thwee times did Joash beat him, 
and wecovewed t-the c-cities of Iswaew. 

14:1 In t-the second yeaw of Joash son of Jehoahaz king of Iswaew 
weignyed Amaziah t-the son of Joash king of J-Judah. 

14:2 He w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and 
weignyed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and nyinye yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was 
Jehoaddan of Jewusawem. 

14:3 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot 
w-wike David his fathew: he did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things as Joash his 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew did. 

14:4 Howbeit t-the high pwaces wewe nyot taken (☆ω☆) a-away: as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the peopwe 
did sacwifice and buwnt i-incense on t-the high pwaces. 

1-14:5 And it came to pass, as soon as t-the kingdom w-was o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed in his 
hand, that he swew his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants which h-had s-swain t-the king his fathew. 

14:6 But t-the chiwdwen of t-the muwdewews he swew nyot: a-accowding u-unto 
that which is wwitten in t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, whewein t-the 
WOWD commanded, s-saying, The f-fathews shaww nyot be put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
c-chiwdwen, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the chiwdwen be put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fathews; but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
man shaww be put to death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own sin. 

14:7 He swew of Edom in t-the vawwey of sawt t-ten thousand, and took 
S-Sewah by waw, and cawwed t-the nyame of it Joktheew u-unto this d-day. 

14:8 T-Then Amaziah sent m-messengews to Jehoash, t-the son of Jehoahaz son 
of Jehu, king of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Come, wet us wook onye anyothew in t-the 
(￣ω￣) f-face. 

14:9 And J-Jehoash t-the king of Iswaew sent to Amaziah king of Judah, 
s-saying, The thistwe that w-was in Webanyon sent to t-the cedaw that w-was in 
Webanyon, s-saying, Give thy daughtew to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son to wife: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe passed 
by a wiwd beast that w-was in Webanyon, and twode down t-the thistwe. 

14:10 T-Thou hast indeed smitten Edom, and thinye heawt hath w-wifted thee 
up: gwowy of this, and tawwy a-at h-home: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why shouwdest t-thou m-meddwe to 
thy huwt, that t-thou shouwdest faww, even thou, and Judah with thee? 
14:11 But Amaziah w-wouwd nyot heaw. Thewefowe J-Jehoash king of Iswaew 
went up; and he and Amaziah king of Judah wooked onye anyothew in t-the 
f-face a-at Bethshemesh, which bewongeth to J-Judah. 

1-14:12 And Judah w-was put to t-the wowse befowe I-Iswaew; and they fwed 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to theiw tents. 

14:13 And J-Jehoash king of Iswaew took Amaziah king of Judah, t-the son 
of J-Jehoash t-the son of A-Ahaziah, a-at Bethshemesh, and came to J-Jewusawem, 
and bwake down t-the waww of Jewusawem fwom t-the gate of Ephwaim u-unto t-the 
cownyew gate, fouw hundwed cubits. 

14:14 And he took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gowd and s-siwvew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews that 
wewe f-found in t-the house of t-the WOWD, and in t-the tweasuwes of t-the 
king's h-house, and hostages, and wetuwnyed to Samawia. 

1-14:15 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of J-Jehoash which he did, and his might, 
and how he fought with Amaziah king of Judah, awe they nyot wwitten in 
t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 14:16 And J-Jehoash 
swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied in Samawia with t-the kings of 
I-Iswaew; and Jewoboam his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

14:17 And Amaziah t-the son of Joash king of Judah w-wived aftew t-the death 
of J-Jehoash son of Jehoahaz king of Iswaew f-fifteen yeaws. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of A-Amaziah, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the 
book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 1-14:19 Nyow they m-made a 
conspiwacy against him in Jewusawem: and he fwed to Wachish; but they 
sent aftew him to Wachish, and swew him thewe. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And they b-bwought him on howses: and he w-was buwied a-at Jewusawem 
with his f-fathews in t-the city of David. 

1-14:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of Judah took A-Azawiah, which w-was sixteen 
yeaws o-owd, and m-made him king instead of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Amaziah. 

14:22 He b-buiwt Ewath, and westowed it to Judah, aftew that t-the king 
swept with his fathews. 

14:23 In t-the f-fifteenth yeaw of Amaziah t-the son of Joash king of Judah 
Jewoboam t-the son of Joash king of Iswaew began to weign in S-Samawia, 
and weignyed f-fowty and onye yeaws. 

14:24 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: he 
depawted nyot fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made 
Iswaew to sin. 

14:25 He westowed t-the coast of Iswaew fwom t-the entewing of Hamath u-unto 
t-the sea of t-the pwain, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, 
which he spake by t-the hand of his sewvant J-Jonyah, t-the son of A-Amittai, 
t-the pwophet, which w-was of Gathhephew. 

14:26 Fow t-the WOWD saw t-the affwiction of I-Iswaew, that it w-was vewy 
bittew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot any s-shut up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any weft, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any hewpew 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew. 

14:27 And t-the WOWD said nyot that he w-wouwd bwot out t-the nyame of Iswaew 
fwom undew heaven: but he saved t-them by t-the hand of Jewoboam t-the son 
of Joash. 

14:28 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jewoboam, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and 
his might, how he wawwed, and how he wecovewed Damascus, and (^人^) H-Hamath, 
which bewonged to Judah, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Iswaew, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book 
of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 14:29 And Jewoboam swept 
with his fathews, even with t-the kings of I-Iswaew; and Z-Zachawiah his son 
weignyed in his s-stead. 

15:1 In t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and seventh yeaw of Jewoboam king of Iswaew began 
A-Azawiah son of Amaziah king of Judah to weign. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 S-Sixteen yeaws o-owd w-was he when he began to weign, and he weignyed 
two and fifty yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Jechowiah 
of Jewusawem. 

1-15:3 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Amaziah h-had donye; :3 1-15:4 Save that t-the 
high pwaces wewe nyot wemoved: t-the peopwe sacwificed and buwnt i-incense 
stiww on t-the high pwaces. 

1-15:5 And t-the WOWD smote t-the king, so that he w-was a wepew u-unto t-the day 
of his d-death, and d-dwewt in a sevewaw house. And Jotham t-the king's son 
w-was o-ovew t-the h-house, j-judging t-the peopwe of t-the wand. 

15:6 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of A-Azawiah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe 
they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 
15:7 S-So A-Azawiah swept with his fathews; and they buwied him with his 
f-fathews in t-the city of David: and Jotham his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

15:8 In t-the thiwty and eighth yeaw of A-Azawiah king of Judah did 
Z-Zachawiah t-the son of Jewoboam weign o-ovew Iswaew in Samawia six months. 

15:9 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, as his 
f-fathews h-had d-donye: he depawted nyot fwom t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of 
N-Nyebat, who m-made Iswaew to sin. 

15:10 And Shawwum t-the son of Jabesh conspiwed against him, and smote 
him befowe t-the p-peopwe, and swew him, and weignyed in his s-stead. 

15:11 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Zachawiah, b-behowd, they awe wwitten 
in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of Iswaew. 

15:12 This w-was t-the wowd of t-the WOWD which he spake u-unto Jehu, s-saying, 
Thy sons shaww sit on t-the t-thwonye of Iswaew u-unto t-the fouwth genyewation. 
And so it came to pass. 

1-15:13 Shawwum t-the son of Jabesh began to weign in t-the nyinye and 
thiwtieth yeaw of Uzziah king of Judah; and he weignyed a f-fuww month in 
Samawia. 

15:14 Fow Menyahem t-the son of Gadi went up fwom Tiwzah, and came to 
S-Samawia, and smote Shawwum t-the son of Jabesh in S-Samawia, and swew him, 
and weignyed in his s-stead. 

15:15 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Shawwum, and his conspiwacy which he 
made, b-behowd, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the 
kings of Iswaew. 

15:16 T-Then Menyahem smote Tiphsah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe thewein, and t-the 
coasts theweof fwom Tiwzah: because they openyed nyot to him, thewefowe 
he smote it; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein that wewe with c-chiwd he wipped 
(＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

15:17 In t-the nyinye and thiwtieth yeaw of A-Azawiah king of Judah began 
Menyahem t-the son of Gadi to weign o-ovew I-Iswaew, and weignyed t-ten yeaws in 
Samawia. 

15:18 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: he 
depawted nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days fwom t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, 
who m-made Iswaew to sin. 

1-15:19 And P-Puw t-the king of Assywia came against t-the wand: and Menyahem 
gave P-Puw a t-thousand tawents of s-siwvew, that his hand m-might be with him 
to ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm t-the kingdom in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

1-15:20 And Menyahem exacted t-the monyey of I-Iswaew, even of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty 
men of weawth, of each man fifty shekews of s-siwvew, to g-give to t-the 
king of Assywia. S-So t-the king of Assywia (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and stayed nyot 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the wand. 

15:21 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Menyahem, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe 
they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of I-Iswaew? 
15:22 And Menyahem swept with his fathews; and Pekahiah his son weignyed 
in his s-stead. 

1-15:23 In t-the f-fiftieth yeaw of A-Azawiah king of Judah Pekahiah t-the son 
of Menyahem began to weign o-ovew Iswaew in S-Samawia, and weignyed two 
yeaws. 

1-15:24 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: he 
depawted nyot fwom t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made 
Iswaew to sin. 

15:25 But (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the son of Wemawiah, a c-captain of his, conspiwed 
against him, and smote him in S-Samawia, in t-the pawace of t-the king's 
h-house, with A-Awgob and Awieh, and with him fifty men of t-the Giweadites: 
and he kiwwed him, and weignyed in his woom. 

15:26 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Pekahiah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, 
b-behowd, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of 
Iswaew. 

15:27 In t-the two and f-fiftieth yeaw of A-Azawiah king of Judah (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the 
son of Wemawiah began to weign o-ovew Iswaew in S-Samawia, and weignyed 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: he 
depawted nyot fwom t-the s-sins of Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made 
Iswaew to sin. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 In t-the days of (・_・ヾ P-Pekah king of Iswaew came Tigwathpiwesew king of 
A-Assywia, and took Ijon, and Abewbethmaachah, and Janyoah, and Kedesh, 
and H-Hazow, and Giwead, and G-Gawiwee, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Nyaphtawi, and 
cawwied t-them captive to Assywia. 

15:30 And Hoshea t-the son of Ewah m-made a conspiwacy against (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the 
son of Wemawiah, and smote him, and swew him, and weignyed in his 
╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, in t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of Jotham t-the son of Uzziah. 

15:31 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of P-Pekah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, b-behowd, 
they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of Iswaew. 

15:32 In t-the second yeaw of (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the son of Wemawiah king of Iswaew 
began Jotham t-the son of Uzziah king of Judah to weign. 

1-15:33 Five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd w-was he when he began to weign, and he 
weignyed sixteen yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Jewusha, 
t-the daughtew of Zadok. 

15:34 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD: he did 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Uzziah h-had donye. 

1-15:35 Howbeit t-the high pwaces wewe nyot wemoved: t-the peopwe sacwificed 
and buwnyed i-incense stiww in t-the high pwaces. He b-buiwt t-the highew gate 
of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

1-15:36 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of J-Jotham, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe 
they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 
1-15:37 In those days t-the WOWD began to send against Judah (*´▽`*) W-Wezin t-the 
king of Sywia, and (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the son of Wemawiah. 

1-15:38 And Jotham swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his 
f-fathews in t-the city of David his fathew: and Ahaz his son weignyed in 
his s-stead. 

16:1 In t-the seventeenth yeaw of (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the son of Wemawiah Ahaz t-the son 
of Jotham king of Judah began to weign. 

16:2 T-Twenty yeaws o-owd w-was Ahaz when he began to weign, and weignyed 
sixteen yeaws in J-Jewusawem, and did nyot that which w-was wight in t-the 
sight of t-the WOWD his G-God, w-wike David his fathew. 

16:3 But he wawked in t-the w-way of t-the kings of I-Iswaew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and m-made 
his son to pass thwough t-the f-fiwe, a-accowding to t-the abominyations of t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whom t-the WOWD cast out fwom befowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

16:4 And he sacwificed and buwnt i-incense in t-the high pwaces, and on 
t-the h-hiwws, and undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween t-twee. 

16:5 T-Then (*´▽`*) W-Wezin king of Sywia and (・_・ヾ P-Pekah son of Wemawiah king of Iswaew 
came up to Jewusawem to w-waw: and they besieged Ahaz, but couwd nyot 
ovewcome h-him. 

1-16:6 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time (*´▽`*) W-Wezin king of Sywia wecovewed Ewath to Sywia, and 
dwave t-the Jews fwom Ewath: and t-the Sywians came to Ewath, and d-dwewt 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto this d-day. 

16:7 S-So Ahaz sent m-messengews to Tigwathpiwesew king of A-Assywia, 
s-saying, I am thy sewvant and thy son: come up, and s-save m-me out of t-the 
hand of t-the king of Sywia, and out of t-the hand of t-the king of I-Iswaew, 
which (☆ω☆) w-wise up against me. 

16:8 And Ahaz took t-the s-siwvew and gowd that w-was f-found in t-the house of 
t-the WOWD, and in t-the tweasuwes of t-the king's h-house, and sent it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
pwesent to t-the king of Assywia. 

1-16:9 And t-the king of Assywia heawkenyed u-unto him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of 
Assywia went up against Damascus, and took it, and cawwied t-the peopwe 
of it captive to Kiw, and swew Wezin. 

1-16:10 And king Ahaz went to Damascus to meet Tigwathpiwesew king of 
A-Assywia, and saw an awtaw that w-was a-at Damascus: and king Ahaz sent to 
Uwijah t-the pwiest t-the fashion of t-the awtaw, and t-the pattewn of it, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowkmanship t-theweof. 

16:11 And Uwijah t-the pwiest b-buiwt an awtaw a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that king 
Ahaz h-had sent fwom Damascus: so Uwijah t-the pwiest m-made it against king 
Ahaz came fwom D-Damascus. 

1-16:12 And when t-the king w-was come fwom Damascus, t-the king saw t-the 
a-awtaw: and t-the king \(★ω★)/ a-appwoached to t-the awtaw, and offewed theweon. 

16:13 And he buwnt his buwnt offewing and his meat o-offewing, and 
pouwed his dwink o-offewing, and spwinkwed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of his peace 
offewings, upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

1-16:14 And he b-bwought awso t-the bwasen awtaw, which w-was befowe t-the WOWD, 
fwom t-the fowefwont of t-the h-house, fwom b-between t-the awtaw and t-the house 
of t-the WOWD, and put it on t-the nyowth side of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

xDD 1-16:15 And king Ahaz commanded Uwijah t-the pwiest, s-saying, Upon t-the 
gweat awtaw buwn t-the mownying buwnt o-offewing, and t-the evenying meat 
o-offewing, and t-the king's buwnt sacwifice, and his meat o-offewing, with 
t-the buwnt offewing of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand, and theiw meat 
o-offewing, and theiw dwink offewings; and spwinkwe upon it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the buwnt o-offewing, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the sacwifice: and 
t-the bwasen awtaw shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to enquiwe by. 

16:16 T-Thus did Uwijah t-the pwiest, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that king Ahaz 
c-commanded. 

1-16:17 And king Ahaz cut off t-the b-bowdews of t-the bases, and w-wemoved t-the 
wavew fwom off t-them; and took down t-the sea fwom off t-the bwasen oxen 
that wewe undew it, and put it upon t-the pavement of stonyes. 

1-16:18 And t-the covewt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sabbath that they h-had b-buiwt in t-the h-house, 
and t-the king's entwy without, (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed he fwom t-the house of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the king of Assywia. 

16:19 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Ahaz which he did, awe they nyot 
wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 16:20 
And Ahaz swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his f-fathews in 
t-the city of David: and :3 H-Hezekiah his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

17:1 In t-the twewfth yeaw of Ahaz king of Judah began Hoshea t-the son of 
Ewah to weign in Samawia o-ovew Iswaew nyinye yeaws. 

17:2 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, but nyot 
as t-the kings of Iswaew that wewe befowe h-him. 

17:3 Against him came up Shawmanyesew king of Assywia; and Hoshea 
became his s-sewvant, and gave him pwesents. 

17:4 And t-the king of Assywia f-found conspiwacy in Hoshea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had 
sent m-messengews to S-So king of Egypt, and b-bwought nyo pwesent to t-the 
king of A-Assywia, as he h-had donye yeaw by y-yeaw: thewefowe t-the king of 
Assywia s-shut him up, and b-bound him in pwison. 

17:5 T-Then t-the king of Assywia came up (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand, and 
went up to S-Samawia, and besieged it thwee yeaws. 

17:6 In t-the nyinth yeaw of Hoshea t-the king of Assywia took S-Samawia, and 
cawwied Iswaew away into A-Assywia, and pwaced t-them in Hawah and in 
Habow by t-the wivew of Gozan, and in t-the c-cities of t-the M-Medes. 

17:7 Fow so it was, that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew h-had sinnyed against t-the 
WOWD theiw G-God, which h-had b-bwought t-them up out of t-the wand of Egypt, 
fwom undew t-the hand of Phawaoh king of Egypt, and h-had feawed othew 
gods, 1-17:8 And wawked in t-the s-statutes of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whom t-the WOWD 
cast out fwom befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and of t-the kings of 
I-Iswaew, which they h-had made. 

17:9 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did secwetwy those things that wewe 
nyot wight against t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and they b-buiwt t-them high pwaces 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw cities, fwom t-the towew of t-the w-watchmen to t-the f-fenced 
city. 

17:10 And they s-set t-them up images and gwoves in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high h-hiww, and 
undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee: 17:11 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they buwnt i-incense in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
high pwaces, as did t-the heathen whom t-the WOWD cawwied away befowe 
t-them; and wwought wicked things to pwovoke t-the WOWD to angew: 17:12 
Fow they sewved idows, wheweof t-the WOWD h-had said u-unto t-them, Ye shaww 
nyot (^-^*)/ d-do this thing. 

17:13 Y-Yet t-the WOWD testified against I-Iswaew, and against Judah, by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the pwophets, and by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-seews, s-saying, T-Tuwn ye fwom youw eviw 
ways, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
(☆▽☆) w-waw which I commanded youw fathews, and which I sent to you by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets. 

17:14 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding they w-wouwd nyot h-heaw, but hawdenyed theiw nyecks, 
w-wike to t-the nyeck of theiw fathews, that did nyot bewieve in t-the WOWD 
theiw God. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And they wejected his s-statutes, and his c-covenyant that he m-made 
with theiw fathews, and his testimonyies which he testified against 
t-them; and they f-fowwowed v-vanyity, and became vain, and went aftew t-the 
heathen that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them, c-concewnying whom t-the WOWD h-had 
c-chawged t-them, that they shouwd nyot (^-^*)/ d-do w-wike them. 

17:16 And they weft (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and 
m-made t-them mowten images, even two cawves, and m-made a gwove, and 
w-wowshipped (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, and sewved B-Baaw. 

17:17 And they caused theiw sons and theiw daughtews to pass thwough 
t-the f-fiwe, and used divinyation and enchantments, and sowd themsewves to 
(^-^*)/ d-do eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, to pwovoke him to angew. 

17:18 Thewefowe t-the WOWD w-was vewy angwy with I-Iswaew, and w-wemoved t-them 
out of his sight: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye weft but t-the twibe of Judah onwy. 

17:19 Awso Judah kept nyot t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD theiw G-God, but 
wawked in t-the s-statutes of Iswaew which they made. 

17:20 And t-the WOWD wejected (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the seed of I-Iswaew, and affwicted 
t-them, and dewivewed t-them into t-the hand of spoiwews, untiw he h-had cast 
t-them out of his sight. 

17:21 Fow he went Iswaew fwom t-the house of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and they m-made 
Jewoboam t-the son of Nyebat king: and Jewoboam dwave Iswaew fwom 
fowwowing t-the WOWD, and m-made t-them sin a gweat sin. 

17:22 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wawked in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-sins of Jewoboam 
which he d-did; they depawted nyot fwom t-them; 17:23 Untiw t-the WOWD 
w-wemoved Iswaew out of his s-sight, as he h-had said by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants 
t-the pwophets. S-So w-was Iswaew cawwied away out of theiw own wand to 
Assywia u-unto this d-day. 

17:24 And t-the king of Assywia b-bwought men fwom Babywon, and fwom 
C-Cuthah, and fwom Ava, and fwom (^人^) H-Hamath, and fwom Sephawvaim, and pwaced 
t-them in t-the c-cities of Samawia instead of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: and 
they p-possessed S-Samawia, and d-dwewt in t-the c-cities t-theweof. 

17:25 And so it w-was a-at t-the beginnying of theiw dwewwing thewe, that 
they feawed nyot t-the WOWD: thewefowe t-the WOWD sent w-wions among t-them, 
which swew s-some of them. 

17:26 Whewefowe they spake to t-the king of A-Assywia, s-saying, The nyations 
which t-thou hast w-wemoved, and pwaced in t-the c-cities of S-Samawia, knyow nyot 
t-the m-mannyew of t-the God of t-the wand: thewefowe he hath sent w-wions among 
t-them, and, b-behowd, they (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them, because they knyow nyot t-the m-mannyew of 
t-the God of t-the wand. 

17:27 T-Then t-the king of Assywia commanded, s-saying, Cawwy thithew onye of 
t-the pwiests whom ye b-bwought fwom thence; and wet t-them go and dweww 
thewe, and wet him t-teach t-them t-the m-mannyew of t-the God of t-the wand. 

17:28 T-Then onye of t-the pwiests whom they h-had cawwied away fwom Samawia 
came and d-dwewt in Bethew, and taught t-them how they shouwd f-feaw t-the 
WOWD. 

17:29 Howbeit {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyation m-made gods of theiw own, and put t-them in t-the 
houses of t-the high pwaces which t-the S-Samawitans h-had made, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyation 
in theiw c-cities whewein they d-dwewt. 

17:30 And t-the men of Babywon m-made (*・ω・)ﾉ S-Succothbenyoth, and t-the men of Cuth 
m-made (=^‥^=) N-Nyewgaw, and t-the men of Hamath m-made A-Ashima, 17:31 And t-the Avites 
m-made Nyibhaz and T-Tawtak, and t-the Sephawvites buwnt theiw chiwdwen in 
fiwe to Adwammewech and Anyammewech, t-the gods of Sephawvaim. 

17:32 S-So they feawed t-the WOWD, and m-made u-unto themsewves of t-the w-wowest 
of t-them pwiests of t-the high pwaces, which sacwificed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them in t-the 
houses of t-the high pwaces. 

17:33 They feawed t-the WOWD, and sewved theiw own gods, aftew t-the 
m-mannyew of t-the nyations whom they cawwied away fwom thence. 

17:34 Unto this day they (^-^*)/ d-do aftew t-the f-fowmew mannyews: they f-feaw nyot 
t-the WOWD, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do they aftew theiw s-statutes, ow aftew theiw 
owdinyances, ow aftew t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and commandment which t-the WOWD commanded 
t-the chiwdwen of Jacob, whom he nyamed I-Iswaew; 17:35 With whom t-the WOWD 
h-had m-made a c-covenyant, and c-chawged t-them, s-saying, Ye shaww nyot f-feaw othew 
gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bow youwsewves to t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sewve t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sacwifice to 
(=`ω´=) t-them: 17:36 But t-the WOWD, who b-bwought you up out of t-the wand of Egypt 
with gweat p-powew and a stwetched out awm, him shaww ye feaw, and him 
shaww ye wowship, and to him shaww ye (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice. 

17:37 And t-the s-statutes, and t-the owdinyances, and t-the w-waw, and t-the 
c-commandment, which he wwote (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, ye shaww o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
e-evewmowe; and ye shaww nyot f-feaw othew gods. 

17:38 And t-the c-covenyant that I have m-made with you ye shaww nyot fowget; 
nyeithew shaww ye f-feaw othew gods. 

17:39 But t-the WOWD youw God ye shaww feaw; and he shaww d-dewivew you 
out of t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw enyemies. 

17:40 Howbeit they did nyot h-heawken, but they did aftew theiw f-fowmew 
mannyew. 

17:41 S-So these nyations feawed t-the WOWD, and sewved theiw gwaven 
images, both theiw c-chiwdwen, and theiw c-chiwdwen's chiwdwen: as did 
theiw fathews, so (^-^*)/ d-do they u-unto this d-day. 

18:1 Nyow it came to pass in t-the thiwd yeaw of Hoshea son of Ewah king 
of I-Iswaew, that :3 H-Hezekiah t-the son of Ahaz king of Judah began to weign. 

18:2 T-Twenty and five yeaws o-owd w-was he when he began to weign; and he 
weignyed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and nyinye yeaws in Jewusawem. His (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame awso w-was 
Abi, t-the daughtew of Zachawiah. 

18:3 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that David his o(>ω<)o f-fathew did. 

18:4 He w-wemoved t-the high pwaces, and bwake t-the images, and cut down 
t-the gwoves, and bwake in pieces t-the bwasen sewpent that Moses h-had 
made: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto those days t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did buwn i-incense to 
i-it: and he cawwed it Nyehushtan. 

18:5 He twusted in t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew; so that aftew him w-was nyonye 
w-wike him among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Judah, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any that wewe befowe h-him. 

18:6 Fow he (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave to t-the WOWD, and depawted nyot fwom fowwowing him, 
but kept his commandments, which t-the WOWD commanded M-Moses. 

18:7 And t-the WOWD w-was with h-him; and he pwospewed whithewsoevew he went 
fowth: and he webewwed against t-the king of A-Assywia, and sewved him 
n-nyot. 

18:8 He smote t-the Phiwistinyes, even u-unto Gaza, and t-the b-bowdews 
t-theweof, fwom t-the towew of t-the w-watchmen to t-the f-fenced city. 

18:9 And it came to pass in t-the fouwth yeaw of king Hezekiah, which 
w-was t-the seventh yeaw of Hoshea son of Ewah king of I-Iswaew, that 
Shawmanyesew king of Assywia came up against S-Samawia, and besieged it. 

18:10 And a-at t-the end of thwee yeaws they took i-it: even in t-the sixth 
yeaw of Hezekiah, that is in t-the nyinth yeaw of Hoshea king of I-Iswaew, 
Samawia w-was taken. 

1-18:11 And t-the king of Assywia did cawwy away Iswaew u-unto A-Assywia, and 
put t-them in Hawah and in Habow by t-the wivew of Gozan, and in t-the 
c-cities of t-the M-Medes: 18:12 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they obeyed nyot t-the voice of t-the 
WOWD theiw G-God, but twansgwessed his c-covenyant, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Moses t-the 
sewvant of t-the WOWD commanded, and w-wouwd nyot h-heaw t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (^-^*)/ d-do them. 

18:13 Nyow in t-the fouwteenth yeaw of king :3 H-Hezekiah did uWu S-Sennyachewib king 
of Assywia come up against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fenced c-cities of Judah, and took 
them. 

18:14 And :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah sent to t-the king of Assywia to 
Wachish, s-saying, I have o-offended; (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom me: that which t-thou 
puttest on m-me wiww I beaw. And t-the king of Assywia appointed u-unto 
:3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah thwee hundwed tawents of s-siwvew and thiwty 
tawents of gowd. 

18:15 And :3 H-Hezekiah gave him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-siwvew that w-was f-found in t-the house 
of t-the WOWD, and in t-the tweasuwes of t-the king's house. 

18:16 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time did :3 H-Hezekiah cut off t-the gowd fwom t-the doows of t-the 
tempwe of t-the WOWD, and fwom t-the piwwaws which :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah 
h-had ovewwaid, and gave it to t-the king of Assywia. 

18:17 And t-the king of Assywia sent Tawtan and W-Wabsawis and Wabshakeh 
fwom Wachish to king :3 H-Hezekiah with a gweat \(★ω★)/ h-host against Jewusawem. And 
they went up and came to Jewusawem. And when they wewe come up, they 
came and s-stood by t-the conduit of t-the (--_--) u-uppew poow, which is in t-the 
h-highway of t-the f-fuwwew's fiewd. 

18:18 And when they h-had cawwed to t-the king, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came out to t-them 
Ewiakim t-the son of Hiwkiah, which w-was o-ovew t-the h-househowd, and S-Shebnya 
t-the s-scwibe, and Joah t-the son of A-Asaph t-the wecowdew. 

18:19 And Wabshakeh said u-unto t-them, Speak ye nyow to Hezekiah, T-Thus 
saith t-the gweat king, t-the king of A-Assywia, What confidence is this 
whewein t-thou twustest? 18:20 T-Thou sayest, (but they awe but vain 
w-wowds,) I have counsew and stwength (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waw. Nyow on whom d-dost t-thou 
twust, that t-thou webewwest against m-me? 1-18:21 Nyow, b-behowd, t-thou 
twustest upon t-the s-staff of this bwuised weed, even upon Egypt, on 
which if a man (o´∀`o) w-wean, it wiww go into his hand, and (-ω-、) p-piewce i-it: so is 
Phawaoh king of Egypt u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-twust on h-him. 

18:22 But if ye say u-unto me, We t-twust in t-the WOWD ouw G-God: is nyot that 
he, whose high pwaces and whose a-awtaws :3 H-Hezekiah hath taken away, and 
hath said to Judah and J-Jewusawem, Ye shaww w-wowship befowe this awtaw 
in Jewusawem? 1-18:23 Nyow thewefowe, I p-pway thee, g-give pwedges to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowd t-the king of A-Assywia, and I wiww d-dewivew thee two t-thousand howses, 
if t-thou be abwe on thy pawt to s-set widews upon them. 

18:24 How t-then wiwt t-thou tuwn away t-the f-face of onye c-captain of t-the 
weast of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew's sewvants, and put thy t-twust on Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow chawiots 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-howsemen? 18:25 Am I nyow come up without t-the WOWD against 
this pwace to d-destwoy it? The WOWD said to me, Go up against this 
wand, and d-destwoy it. 

18:26 T-Then said Ewiakim t-the son of Hiwkiah, and Shebnya, and Joah, u-unto 
Wabshakeh, Speak, I p-pway thee, to thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants in t-the S-Sywian wanguage; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we undewstand i-it: and tawk nyot with us in t-the Jews' wanguage in 
t-the eaws of t-the peopwe that awe on t-the waww. 

18:27 But Wabshakeh said u-unto t-them, Hath o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew sent m-me to thy 
mastew, and to thee, to speak these wowds? hath he nyot sent m-me to t-the 
men which sit on t-the waww, that they may e-eat theiw own dung, and dwink 
theiw own piss with y-you? 18:28 T-Then Wabshakeh s-stood and cwied with a 
w-woud voice in t-the Jews' wanguage, and spake, s-saying, Heaw t-the wowd of 
t-the gweat king, t-the king of Assywia: 18:29 T-Thus saith t-the king, Wet 
nyot :3 H-Hezekiah deceive you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww nyot be abwe to d-dewivew you out 
of his hand: 18:30 N-Nyeithew wet :3 H-Hezekiah make you t-twust in t-the WOWD, 
s-saying, The WOWD wiww suwewy d-dewivew u-us, and this city shaww nyot be 
dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the king of Assywia. 

18:31 Heawken nyot to Hezekiah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus saith t-the king of A-Assywia, 
Make an agweement with m-me by a pwesent, and come out to me, and t-then 
e-eat ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man of his own vinye, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his fig twee, and 
dwink ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye t-the watews of his c-cistewn: (o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 Untiw I come and 
o(>ω<)o t-take you away to a wand w-wike youw own wand, a wand of cown and winye, a 
wand of bwead and vinyeyawds, a wand of oiw owive and of honyey, that ye 
may wive, and nyot die: and heawken nyot u-unto Hezekiah, when he 
pewsuadeth y-you, s-saying, The WOWD wiww d-dewivew us. 

(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 Hath any of t-the gods of t-the nyations dewivewed a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wand 
out of t-the hand of t-the king of A-Assywia? 1-18:34 Whewe awe t-the gods of 
(^人^) H-Hamath, and of (O_O;) *blushes* A-Awpad? whewe awe t-the gods of Sephawvaim, Henya, and 
Ivah? have they dewivewed Samawia out of minye hand? 18:35 Who awe 
they among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gods of t-the countwies, that have dewivewed theiw 
c-countwy out of minye hand, that t-the WOWD shouwd d-dewivew Jewusawem out 
of minye hand? 1-18:36 But t-the peopwe hewd theiw p-peace, and answewed him 
nyot a wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's commandment was, s-saying, Answew him n-nyot. 

18:37 T-Then came Ewiakim t-the son of Hiwkiah, which w-was o-ovew t-the 
h-househowd, and S-Shebnya t-the s-scwibe, and Joah t-the son of A-Asaph t-the 
wecowdew, to :3 H-Hezekiah with theiw cwothes went, and towd him t-the w-wowds 
of W-Wabshakeh. 

19:1 And it came to pass, when king :3 H-Hezekiah heawd it, that he went 
his cwothes, and covewed himsewf with sackcwoth, and went into t-the 
house of t-the WOWD. 

19:2 And he sent ;;w;; E-Ewiakim, which w-was o-ovew t-the h-househowd, and S-Shebnya t-the 
s-scwibe, and t-the ewdews of t-the p-pwiests, covewed with sackcwoth, to 
Isaiah t-the pwophet t-the son of A-Amoz. 

19:3 And they said u-unto him, T-Thus saith Hezekiah, This day is a day of 
twoubwe, and of webuke, and bwasphemy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen awe come to 
t-the biwth, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot stwength to bwing f-fowth. 

19:4 I-It may be t-the WOWD thy God wiww h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of Wabshakeh, 
whom t-the king of Assywia his mastew hath sent to wepwoach t-the wiving 
God; and wiww wepwove t-the w-wowds which t-the WOWD thy God hath heawd: 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe wift up thy pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemnyant that awe weft. 

19:5 S-So t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of king :3 H-Hezekiah came to Isaiah. 

1-19:6 And Isaiah said u-unto t-them, T-Thus shaww ye say to youw mastew, T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of t-the w-wowds which t-thou hast heawd, with 
which t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the king of Assywia have bwasphemed me. 

19:7 Behowd, I wiww send a bwast upon him, and he shaww h-heaw a wumouw, 
and shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to his own wand; and I wiww c-cause him to faww by t-the 
s-swowd in his own wand. 

19:8 S-So Wabshakeh wetuwnyed, and f-found t-the king of Assywia wawwing 
against Wibnyah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had heawd that he w-was depawted fwom Wachish. 

19:9 And when he heawd say of Tiwhakah king of Ethiopia, Behowd, he is 
come out to fight against t-thee: he sent m-messengews again u-unto 
Hezekiah, s-saying, 19:10 T-Thus shaww ye speak to :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah, 
s-saying, Wet nyot thy God in whom t-thou twustest deceive thee, s-saying, 
Jewusawem shaww nyot be dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the king of Assywia. 

1-19:11 Behowd, t-thou hast heawd what t-the kings of Assywia have donye to 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands, by destwoying t-them (´ ∀ ` *) u-uttewwy: and shawt t-thou be dewivewed? 
(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 H-Have t-the gods of t-the nyations dewivewed t-them which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews 
have destwoyed; as Gozan, and Hawan, and Wezeph, and t-the chiwdwen of 
Eden which wewe in Thewasaw? 19:13 Whewe is t-the king of (^人^) H-Hamath, and 
t-the king of Awpad, and t-the king of t-the city of Sephawvaim, of Henya, 
and Ivah? 19:14 And :3 H-Hezekiah weceived t-the wettew of t-the hand of t-the 
messengews, and wead i-it: and :3 H-Hezekiah went up into t-the house of t-the 
WOWD, and spwead it befowe t-the WOWD. 

19:15 And :3 H-Hezekiah pwayed befowe t-the WOWD, and said, O-O WOWD God of 
I-Iswaew, which dwewwest b-between t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, t-thou awt t-the G-God, even 
t-thou awonye, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth; t-thou hast m-made heaven 
and eawth. 

19:16 WOWD, bow down thinye eaw, and heaw: open, WOWD, thinye eyes, and 
see: and h-heaw t-the w-wowds of S-Sennyachewib, which hath sent him to 
wepwoach t-the wiving God. 

19:17 O-Of a twuth, WOWD, t-the kings of Assywia have destwoyed t-the 
nyations and theiw wands, 19:18 And have cast theiw gods into t-the fiwe: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe nyo gods, but t-the wowk of men's hands, w-wood and stonye: 
thewefowe they have destwoyed them. 

19:19 Nyow thewefowe, O-O WOWD ouw G-God, I b-beseech thee, s-save t-thou us out 
of his hand, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth may knyow that t-thou awt 
t-the WOWD G-God, even t-thou onwy. 

19:20 T-Then Isaiah t-the son of (=^ ◡ ^=) *screams* A-Amoz sent to Hezekiah, s-saying, T-Thus saith 
t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, That which t-thou hast pwayed to m-me against 
uWu S-Sennyachewib king of Assywia I have h-heawd. 

19:21 This is t-the wowd that t-the WOWD hath spoken c-concewnying h-him; The 
viwgin t-the daughtew of Zion hath (>_<) d-despised thee, and w-waughed thee to 
scown; t-the daughtew of Jewusawem hath shaken hew ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a-at thee. 

1-19:22 Whom hast t-thou wepwoached and bwasphemed? and against whom hast 
t-thou exawted thy voice, and w-wifted up thinye eyes on high? even against 
t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. 

19:23 By thy m-messengews t-thou hast wepwoached t-the WOWD, and hast said, 
With t-the muwtitude of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chawiots I am come up to t-the height of t-the 
mountains, to t-the s-sides of Webanyon, and wiww cut down t-the taww cedaw 
twees t-theweof, and t-the choice fiw twees theweof: and I wiww entew into 
t-the wodgings of his bowdews, and into t-the fowest of his Cawmew. 

19:24 I have digged and dwunk s-stwange w-watews, and with t-the sowe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
feet have I dwied up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of besieged pwaces. 

19:25 Hast t-thou nyot heawd wong ago how I have donye it, and of (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient 
times that I have |･ω･) f-fowmed it? nyow have I b-bwought it to pass, that t-thou 
shouwdest be to way waste f-fenced c-cities into wuinyous heaps. 

19:26 Thewefowe theiw i-inhabitants wewe of smaww p-powew, they wewe 
d-dismayed and c-confounded; they wewe as t-the gwass of t-the fiewd, and as 
t-the gween hewb, as t-the gwass on t-the house tops, and as cown bwasted 
befowe it be g-gwown (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

19:27 But I knyow thy abode, and thy g-going (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and thy coming in, and 
thy wage against me. 

19:28 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thy wage against m-me and thy t-tumuwt is come up into minye 
eaws, thewefowe I wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hook in thy nyose, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwidwe in thy 
wips, and I wiww tuwn thee back by t-the w-way by which t-thou camest. 

19:29 And this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto thee, Ye shaww e-eat this yeaw such 
things as gwow of themsewves, and in t-the second yeaw that which 
s-spwingeth of t-the same; and in t-the thiwd yeaw sow ye, and weap, and 
pwant vinyeyawds, and e-eat t-the fwuits t-theweof. 

1-19:30 And t-the wemnyant that is escaped of t-the house of Judah shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
again o(>ω<)o t-take woot downwawd, and beaw fwuit u-upwawd. 

19:31 Fow out of Jewusawem shaww go fowth a wemnyant, and they that 
escape out of mount Z-Zion: t-the zeaw of t-the WOWD of hosts shaww (^-^*)/ d-do this. 

19:32 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying t-the king of A-Assywia, He 
shaww nyot come into this city, (=`ω´=) n-nyow shoot an awwow thewe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow come 
befowe it with s-shiewd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow cast a bank against it. 

19:33 By t-the w-way that he came, by t-the same shaww he wetuwn, and shaww 
nyot come into this city, saith t-the WOWD. 

19:34 Fow I wiww d-defend this city, to s-save it, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye own sake, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant David's sake. 

19:35 And it came to pass that nyight, that t-the angew of t-the WOWD went 
(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and smote in t-the camp of t-the A-Assywians an hundwed fouwscowe and 
five thousand: and when they awose eawwy in t-the m-mownying, b-behowd, they 
wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dead cowpses. 

19:36 S-So uWu S-Sennyachewib king of Assywia depawted, and went and wetuwnyed, 
and d-dwewt a-at Nyinyeveh. 

19:37 And it came to pass, as he w-was wowshipping in t-the house of 
Nyiswoch his (・_・ヾ g-god, that Adwammewech and S-Shawezew his sons smote him with 
t-the (--_--) s-swowd: and they escaped into t-the wand of ( =ω=)..nyaa A-Awmenyia. And Esawhaddon 
his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

20:1 In those days w-was :3 H-Hezekiah sick u-unto death. And t-the pwophet 
Isaiah t-the son of (=^ ◡ ^=) *screams* A-Amoz came to him, and said u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the 
WOWD, Set thinye house in owdew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt die, and nyot w-wive. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 T-Then he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his f-face to t-the waww, and pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD, 
s-saying, 20:3 I b-beseech thee, O-O WOWD, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew nyow how I have wawked 
befowe thee in twuth and with a pewfect heawt, and have donye that 
which is g-good in thy sight. And :3 H-Hezekiah wept sowe. 

20:4 And it came to pass, afowe Isaiah w-was gonye out into t-the middwe 
couwt, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to him, s-saying, 20:5 T-Tuwn again, 
and teww :3 H-Hezekiah t-the c-captain of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the 
God of David thy fathew, I have heawd thy pwayew, I have s-seen thy 
teaws: b-behowd, I wiww heaw t-thee: on t-the thiwd day t-thou shawt go up 
u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

20:6 And I wiww a-add u-unto thy days f-fifteen yeaws; and I wiww d-dewivew 
thee and this city out of t-the hand of t-the king of Assywia; and I wiww 
d-defend this city (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye own sake, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant David's sake. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And Isaiah said, Take a wump of (-_-) f-figs. And they took and w-waid it 
on t-the b-boiw, and he wecovewed. 

20:8 And :3 H-Hezekiah said u-unto Isaiah, What shaww be t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign that t-the 
WOWD wiww heaw me, and that I shaww go up into t-the house of t-the WOWD 
t-the thiwd day? 20:9 And Isaiah said, This (*´▽`*) s-sign shawt t-thou have of t-the 
WOWD, that t-the WOWD wiww (^-^*)/ d-do t-the t-thing that he hath spoken: shaww t-the 
shadow go fowwawd t-ten degwees, ow go back t-ten d-degwees? 20:10 And 
:3 H-Hezekiah answewed, I-It is a wight t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the shadow to go down t-ten 
degwees: nyay, but wet t-the shadow (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn backwawd t-ten degwees. 

2-20:11 And Isaiah t-the pwophet cwied u-unto t-the WOWD: and he b-bwought t-the 
shadow t-ten degwees backwawd, by which it h-had gonye down in t-the diaw of 
Ahaz. 

2-20:12 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time Bewodachbawadan, t-the son of B-Bawadan, king of 
Babywon, sent wettews and a pwesent u-unto Hezekiah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had heawd 
that :3 H-Hezekiah h-had b-been s-sick. 

2-20:13 And :3 H-Hezekiah heawkenyed u-unto t-them, and shewed t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house 
of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things, t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, and t-the spices, and 
t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious ointment, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of his a-awmouw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
w-was f-found in his (^人^) *twerks* t-tweasuwes: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyothing in his h-house, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his dominyion, that :3 H-Hezekiah shewed t-them n-nyot. 

2-20:14 T-Then came Isaiah t-the pwophet u-unto king Hezekiah, and said u-unto 
him, What said these men? and fwom whence came they u-unto thee? And 
:3 H-Hezekiah said, They awe come fwom a faw countwy, even fwom Babywon. 

2-20:15 And he said, What have they s-seen in thinye house? And :3 H-Hezekiah 
answewed, Aww t-the things that awe in minye house have they seen: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
is nyothing among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tweasuwes that I have nyot shewed them. 

20:16 And Isaiah said u-unto Hezekiah, Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. 

2-20:17 Behowd, t-the days come, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in thinye h-house, and that 
which thy f-fathews have w-waid up in stowe u-unto this day, shaww be 
cawwied into |･ω･) B-Babywon: nyothing shaww be weft, saith t-the WOWD. 

20:18 And of thy sons that shaww i-issue fwom thee, which t-thou shawt 
beget, shaww they o(>ω<)o t-take away; and they shaww be eunyuchs in t-the pawace 
of t-the king of Babywon. 

2-20:19 T-Then said :3 H-Hezekiah u-unto Isaiah, Good is t-the wowd of t-the WOWD 
which t-thou hast spoken. And he said, Is it nyot g-good, if peace and 
twuth be in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days? 20:20 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of Hezekiah, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his might, and how he m-made a poow, and a conduit, and b-bwought 
w-watew into t-the city, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the 
chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 20:21 And :3 H-Hezekiah swept with his 
fathews: and Manyasseh his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

21:1 Manyasseh w-was twewve yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and weignyed 
fifty and five yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was 
Hephzibah. 

21:2 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, aftew 
t-the abominyations of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whom t-the WOWD cast out befowe t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

21:3 Fow he b-buiwt up again t-the high pwaces which :3 H-Hezekiah his o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
h-had destwoyed; and he weawed up a-awtaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Baaw, and m-made a gwove, as 
did A-Ahab king of I-Iswaew; and w-wowshipped (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, and 
sewved them. 

21:4 And he b-buiwt a-awtaws in t-the house of t-the WOWD, of which t-the WOWD 
said, In Jewusawem wiww I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. 

21:5 And he b-buiwt a-awtaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven in t-the two couwts 
of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

2-21:6 And he m-made his son pass thwough t-the f-fiwe, and obsewved times, 
and used enchantments, and d-deawt with famiwiaw s-spiwits and wizawds: he 
wwought m-much w-wickednyess in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, to pwovoke him to 
angew. 

21:7 And he s-set a gwaven i-image of t-the gwove that he h-had m-made in t-the 
h-house, of which t-the WOWD said to D-David, and to S-Sowomon his son, In 
this h-house, and in J-Jewusawem, which I have chosen out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twibes of 
I-Iswaew, wiww I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 21:8 N-Nyeithew wiww I make t-the feet 
of Iswaew move any mowe out of t-the wand which I gave theiw fathews; 
onwy if they wiww o-obsewve to (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have commanded 
t-them, and a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Moses commanded 
them. 

21:9 But they heawkenyed nyot: and Manyasseh s-seduced t-them to (^-^*)/ d-do mowe eviw 
than did t-the nyations whom t-the WOWD destwoyed befowe t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew. 

21:10 And t-the WOWD spake by his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, s-saying, 21:11 
(* ^ ω ^) B-Because Manyasseh king of Judah hath donye these abominyations, and hath 
donye wickedwy a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the Amowites did, which wewe befowe him, 
and hath m-made Judah awso to sin with his (o･ω･o) i-idows: 21:12 Thewefowe thus 
saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Behowd, I am bwinging such eviw upon 
Jewusawem and Judah, that w-whosoevew heaweth of it, both his eaws shaww 
tingwe. 

2-21:13 And I wiww s-stwetch o-ovew Jewusawem t-the winye of S-Samawia, and t-the 
p-pwummet of t-the house of Ahab: and I wiww wipe Jewusawem as a man 
wipeth a dish, wiping it, and tuwnying it upside down. 

21:14 And I wiww fowsake t-the wemnyant of minye inhewitance, and d-dewivew 
t-them into t-the hand of theiw enyemies; and they shaww become a pwey and 
a spoiw to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw enyemies; 2-21:15 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have donye that which 
w-was eviw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, and have p-pwovoked m-me to angew, since t-the day 
theiw f-fathews came fowth out of Egypt, even u-unto this d-day. 

21:16 Moweovew Manyasseh shed innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood vewy ^w^ m-much, tiww he h-had 
fiwwed Jewusawem fwom onye end to anyothew; beside his sin whewewith he 
m-made Judah to sin, in doing that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the 
WOWD. 

21:17 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Manyasseh, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, and 
his sin that he sinnyed, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the 
chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 2-21:18 And Manyasseh swept with his 
fathews, and w-was buwied in t-the gawden of his own h-house, in t-the gawden 
of U-Uzza: and Amon his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

2-21:19 Amon w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he 
weignyed two yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was 
Meshuwwemeth, t-the daughtew of Hawuz of (＃`Д´) J-Jotbah. 

21:20 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, as his 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew Manyasseh did. 

21:21 And he wawked in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew wawked in, and 
sewved t-the idows that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew sewved, and w-wowshipped (=`ω´=) t-them: 2-21:22 
And he fowsook t-the WOWD God of his fathews, and wawked nyot in t-the w-way 
of t-the WOWD. 

21:23 And t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Amon conspiwed against him, and swew t-the 
king in his own house. 

21:24 And t-the peopwe of t-the wand swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that h-had conspiwed 
against king Amon; and t-the peopwe of t-the wand m-made Josiah his son king 
in his s-stead. 

21:25 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Amon which he did, awe they nyot 
wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 21:26 
And he w-was buwied in his sepuwchwe in t-the gawden of U-Uzza: and Josiah 
his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

22:1 Josiah w-was eight yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed 
thiwty and onye yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Jedidah, 
t-the daughtew of A-Adaiah of Boscath. 

2-22:2 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and 
wawked in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-way of David his fathew, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot aside to t-the 
wight hand ow to t-the weft. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And it came to pass in t-the eighteenth yeaw of king Josiah, that 
t-the king sent Shaphan t-the son of A-Azawiah, t-the son of Meshuwwam, t-the 
s-scwibe, to t-the house of t-the WOWD, s-saying, 22:4 Go up to Hiwkiah t-the 
high pwiest, that he may sum t-the s-siwvew which is b-bwought into t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, which t-the keepews of t-the doow have gathewed of t-the 
peopwe: 2-22:5 And wet t-them d-dewivew it into t-the hand of t-the doews of t-the 
wowk, that have t-the ovewsight of t-the house of t-the WOWD: and wet t-them 
g-give it to t-the doews of t-the wowk which is in t-the house of t-the WOWD, to 
wepaiw t-the b-bweaches of t-the h-house, 22:6 Unto cawpentews, and buiwdews, 
and masons, and to buy timbew and hewn stonye to wepaiw t-the house. 

22:7 Howbeit (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo w-weckonying m-made with t-them of t-the monyey that 
w-was dewivewed into theiw hand, because they d-deawt faithfuwwy. 

22:8 And Hiwkiah t-the high pwiest said u-unto Shaphan t-the s-scwibe, I have 
f-found t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw in t-the house of t-the WOWD. And Hiwkiah gave 
t-the book to Shaphan, and he wead it. 

22:9 And Shaphan t-the scwibe came to t-the king, and b-bwought t-the king 
wowd again, and said, Thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants have gathewed t-the monyey that w-was 
f-found in t-the h-house, and have dewivewed it into t-the hand of t-them that 
(^-^*)/ d-do t-the wowk, that have t-the ovewsight of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

22:10 And Shaphan t-the scwibe shewed t-the king, s-saying, Hiwkiah t-the 
pwiest hath dewivewed m-me a book. And Shaphan wead it befowe t-the king. 

22:11 And it came to pass, when t-the king h-had heawd t-the w-wowds of t-the 
book of t-the w-waw, that he went his cwothes. 

22:12 And t-the king commanded Hiwkiah t-the pwiest, and Ahikam t-the son of 
Shaphan, and Achbow t-the son of Michaiah, and Shaphan t-the s-scwibe, and 
Asahiah a sewvant of t-the king's, s-saying, 22:13 Go ye, enquiwe of t-the 
WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah, c-concewnying t-the 
w-wowds of this book that is f-found: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is t-the wwath of t-the WOWD 
that is kindwed against u-us, because ouw f-fathews have nyot heawkenyed 
u-unto t-the w-wowds of this b-book, to (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that which is 
wwitten c-concewnying us. 

22:14 S-So Hiwkiah t-the pwiest, and Ahikam, and Achbow, and Shaphan, and 
Asahiah, went u-unto Huwdah t-the pwophetess, t-the wife of Shawwum t-the son 
of Tikvah, t-the son of Hawhas, (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the wawdwobe; (nyow she d-dwewt 
in Jewusawem in t-the cowwege;) and they communyed with hew. 

22:15 And she said u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Teww 
t-the man that sent you to me, 22:16 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww 
bwing eviw upon this pwace, and upon t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the w-wowds of t-the book which t-the king of Judah hath wead: (^人^) 2-22:17 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because 
they have fowsaken me, and have buwnyed i-incense u-unto othew gods, that 
they m-might pwovoke m-me to angew with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks of theiw hands; 
thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath shaww be kindwed against this pwace, and shaww nyot 
be quenched. 

22:18 But to t-the king of Judah which sent you to enquiwe of t-the WOWD, 
thus shaww ye say to him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, As 
touching t-the w-wowds which t-thou hast heawd; 22:19 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thinye heawt 
w-was t-tendew, and t-thou hast humbwed t-thysewf befowe t-the WOWD, when t-thou 
heawdest what I spake against this pwace, and against t-the i-inhabitants 
t-theweof, that they shouwd become a desowation and a cuwse, and hast 
went thy cwothes, and wept befowe m-me; I awso have heawd thee, saith 
t-the WOWD. 

22:20 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd thewefowe, I wiww gathew thee u-unto thy fathews, and t-thou 
shawt be gathewed into thy gwave in peace; and thinye eyes shaww nyot 
s-see (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw which I wiww bwing upon this pwace. And they b-bwought 
t-the king wowd again. 

23:1 And t-the king sent, and they gathewed u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of 
Judah and of Jewusawem. 

23:2 And t-the king went up into t-the house of t-the WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men 
of Judah and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem with him, and t-the 
p-pwiests, and t-the pwophets, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, both smaww and (=`ω´=) g-gweat: 
and he wead in theiw eaws (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the book of t-the c-covenyant 
which w-was f-found in t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

23:3 And t-the king s-stood by a piwwaw, and m-made a c-covenyant befowe t-the 
WOWD, to wawk aftew t-the WOWD, and to keep his c-commandments and his 
testimonyies and his s-statutes with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawt and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw s-souw, 
to pewfowm t-the w-wowds of this c-covenyant that wewe wwitten in this book. 
And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe s-stood to t-the covenyant. 

23:4 And t-the king commanded Hiwkiah t-the high pwiest, and t-the pwiests 
of t-the second owdew, and t-the keepews of t-the d-doow, to bwing fowth out 
of t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews that wewe m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Baaw, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwove, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven: and he buwnyed t-them 
without Jewusawem in t-the fiewds of Kidwon, and cawwied t-the ashes of 
t-them u-unto Bethew. 

23:5 And he put down t-the idowatwous p-pwiests, whom t-the kings of Judah 
h-had o-owdainyed to buwn i-incense in t-the high pwaces in t-the c-cities of 
Judah, and in t-the pwaces (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Jewusawem; t-them awso that buwnyed 
i-incense u-unto Baaw, to t-the sun, and to t-the moon, and to t-the pwanyets, 
and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven. 

23:6 And he b-bwought out t-the gwove fwom t-the house of t-the WOWD, without 
J-Jewusawem, u-unto t-the b-bwook Kidwon, and buwnyed it a-at t-the b-bwook Kidwon, 
and (=`ω´=) s-stamped it smaww to powdew, and cast t-the p-powdew theweof upon t-the 
gwaves of t-the chiwdwen of t-the peopwe. 

2-23:7 And he bwake down t-the houses of t-the sodomites, that wewe by t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, whewe t-the w-women wove hangings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwove. 

2-23:8 And he b-bwought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwiests out of t-the c-cities of Judah, and 
defiwed t-the high pwaces whewe t-the pwiests h-had buwnyed incense, fwom 
Geba to Beewsheba, and bwake down t-the high pwaces of t-the gates that 
wewe in t-the entewing in of t-the gate of Joshua t-the govewnyow of t-the 
city, which wewe on a man's weft hand a-at t-the gate of t-the city. 

23:9 Nyevewthewess t-the pwiests of t-the high pwaces came nyot up to t-the 
awtaw of t-the WOWD in J-Jewusawem, but they did e-eat of t-the unweavenyed 
bwead among theiw bwethwen. 

23:10 And he defiwed T-Topheth, which is in t-the vawwey of t-the chiwdwen 
of Hinnyom, that nyo man m-might make his son ow his daughtew to pass 
thwough t-the fiwe to Mowech. 

23:11 And he took away t-the howses that t-the kings of Judah h-had given to 
t-the sun, a-at t-the entewing in of t-the house of t-the WOWD, by t-the c-chambew 
of Nyathanmewech t-the chambewwain, which w-was in t-the subuwbs, and buwnyed 
t-the chawiots of t-the sun with fiwe. 

23:12 And t-the a-awtaws that wewe on t-the top of t-the (--_--) u-uppew c-chambew of 
Ahaz, which t-the kings of Judah h-had made, and t-the a-awtaws which Manyasseh 
h-had m-made in t-the two couwts of t-the house of t-the WOWD, did t-the king beat 
down, and bwake t-them down fwom thence, and cast t-the dust of t-them into 
t-the b-bwook Kidwon. 

2-23:13 And t-the high pwaces that wewe befowe J-Jewusawem, which wewe on 
t-the wight hand of t-the mount of cowwuption, which S-Sowomon t-the king of 
Iswaew h-had buiwded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Ashtoweth t-the a-abominyation of t-the Zidonyians, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (^人^) C-Chemosh t-the a-abominyation of t-the Moabites, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Miwcom t-the 
a-abominyation of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, did t-the king defiwe. 

23:14 And he bwake in pieces t-the images, and cut down t-the gwoves, and 
fiwwed theiw pwaces with t-the bonyes of m-men. 

23:15 Moweovew t-the awtaw that w-was a-at Bethew, and t-the high pwace which 
Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who m-made Iswaew to sin, h-had made, both that 
awtaw and t-the high pwace he bwake down, and buwnyed t-the high pwace, and 
(=`ω´=) s-stamped it smaww to powdew, and buwnyed t-the gwove. 

23:16 And as Josiah (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed himsewf, he spied t-the sepuwchwes that wewe 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the mount, and sent, and took t-the bonyes out of t-the 
sepuwchwes, and buwnyed t-them upon t-the awtaw, and powwuted it, a-accowding 
to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD which t-the man of God pwocwaimed, who 
pwocwaimed these wowds. 

23:17 T-Then he said, What titwe is that that I see? And t-the men of t-the 
city towd him, I-It is t-the sepuwchwe of t-the man of G-God, which came fwom 
Judah, and pwocwaimed these things that t-thou hast donye against t-the 
awtaw of Bethew. 

23:18 And he said, Wet him awonye; wet nyo man move his bonyes. S-So they 
wet his bonyes awonye, with t-the bonyes of t-the pwophet that came out of 
Samawia. 

23:19 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the houses awso of t-the high pwaces that wewe in t-the 
c-cities of S-Samawia, which t-the kings of Iswaew h-had m-made to pwovoke t-the 
Wowd to angew, Josiah took away, and did to t-them a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
acts that he h-had donye in Bethew. 

23:20 And he swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwiests of t-the high pwaces that wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
upon t-the awtaws, and buwnyed men's bonyes upon t-them, and wetuwnyed to 
Jewusawem. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 And t-the king commanded (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Keep t-the passovew 
u-unto t-the WOWD youw G-God, as it is wwitten in t-the book of this covenyant. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 S-Suwewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot howden such a passovew fwom t-the days of t-the 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges that judged I-Iswaew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of t-the kings of I-Iswaew, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow of t-the kings of Judah; 23:23 But in t-the eighteenth yeaw of king 
Josiah, whewein this passovew w-was howden to t-the WOWD in Jewusawem. 

23:24 Moweovew t-the wowkews with famiwiaw s-spiwits, and t-the wizawds, and 
t-the images, and t-the idows, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations that wewe spied in 
t-the wand of Judah and in J-Jewusawem, did Josiah put away, that he m-might 
pewfowm t-the w-wowds of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw which wewe wwitten in t-the book that 
Hiwkiah t-the pwiest f-found in t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

23:25 And w-wike u-unto him w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo king befowe him, that (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to 
t-the WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his s-souw, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
might, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses; nyeithew aftew him awose 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any w-wike h-him. 

23:26 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the WOWD (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot fwom t-the fiewcenyess of his 
gweat wwath, whewewith his angew w-was kindwed against Judah, because of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovocations that Manyasseh h-had p-pwovoked him withaw. 

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 And t-the WOWD said, I wiww w-wemove Judah awso out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, as 
I have w-wemoved I-Iswaew, and wiww cast off this city Jewusawem which I 
have chosen, and t-the house of which I said, My nyame shaww be thewe. 

23:28 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Josiah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe 
they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 
23:29 In his days Phawaohnyechoh king of Egypt went up against t-the king 
of Assywia to t-the wivew E-Euphwates: and king Josiah went against h-him; 
and he swew him a-at Megiddo, when he h-had s-seen h-him. 

o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants cawwied him in a chawiot dead fwom Megiddo, and 
b-bwought him to J-Jewusawem, and buwied him in his own s-sepuwchwe. And t-the 
peopwe of t-the wand took Jehoahaz t-the son of Josiah, and anyointed him, 
and m-made him king in his fathew's s-stead. 

23:31 Jehoahaz w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee yeaws o-owd when he began to weign; 
and he weignyed thwee months in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was 
Hamutaw, t-the daughtew of Jewemiah of Wibnyah. 

23:32 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his f-fathews h-had donye. 

2-23:33 And Phawaohnyechoh put him in bands a-at W-Wibwah in t-the wand of 
(^人^) H-Hamath, that he m-might nyot weign in Jewusawem; and put t-the wand to a 
(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute of an hundwed tawents of s-siwvew, and a tawent of gowd. 

2-23:34 And Phawaohnyechoh m-made Ewiakim t-the son of Josiah king in t-the 
woom of Josiah his fathew, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his nyame to Jehoiakim, and took 
Jehoahaz (☆ω☆) a-away: and he came to Egypt, and died thewe. 

2-23:35 And Jehoiakim gave t-the s-siwvew and t-the gowd to Phawaoh; but he 
taxed t-the wand to g-give t-the monyey a-accowding to t-the commandment of 
Phawaoh: he exacted t-the s-siwvew and t-the gowd of t-the peopwe of t-the wand, 
of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a-accowding to his t-taxation, to g-give it u-unto Phawaohnyechoh. 

23:36 Jehoiakim w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws o-owd when he began to weign; 
and he weignyed eweven yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was 
Zebudah, t-the daughtew of Pedaiah of Wumah. 

23:37 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his f-fathews h-had donye. 

2-24:1 In his days Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon came up, and Jehoiakim 
became his sewvant thwee yeaws: t-then he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and webewwed against 
h-him. 

24:2 And t-the WOWD sent against him bands of t-the Chawdees, and bands of 
t-the Sywians, and bands of t-the Moabites, and bands of t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon, and sent t-them against Judah to d-destwoy it, a-accowding to t-the 
wowd of t-the WOWD, which he spake by his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets. 

24:3 S-Suwewy a-at t-the commandment of t-the WOWD came this upon Judah, to 
w-wemove t-them out of his s-sight, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sins of Manyasseh, a-accowding to 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he d-did; 2-24:4 And awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that he shed: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he fiwwed Jewusawem with innyocent bwood; which t-the WOWD w-wouwd nyot 
pawdon. 

24:5 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jehoiakim, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he did, awe 
they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings of J-Judah? 
24:6 S-So Jehoiakim swept with his fathews: and Jehoiachin his son 
weignyed in his s-stead. 

24:7 And t-the king of Egypt came nyot again any mowe out of his wand: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of Babywon h-had taken fwom t-the wivew of Egypt u-unto t-the 
wivew Euphwates (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that p-pewtainyed to t-the king of Egypt. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 Jehoiachin w-was eighteen yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he 
weignyed in Jewusawem thwee months. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Nyehushta, 
t-the daughtew of Ewnyathan of Jewusawem. 

24:9 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had donye. 

24:10 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon came 
up against J-Jewusawem, and t-the city w-was UwU b-besieged. 

24:11 And Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon came against t-the city, and 
his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants did (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege it. 

24:12 And Jehoiachin t-the king of Judah went out to t-the king of 
Babywon, he, and his mothew, and his sewvants, and his pwinces, and 
his officews: and t-the king of Babywon took him in t-the eighth yeaw of 
his weign. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 And he cawwied out (o´∀`o) t-thence (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the 
WOWD, and t-the tweasuwes of t-the king's h-house, and cut in pieces (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
vessews of gowd which S-Sowomon king of Iswaew h-had m-made in t-the tempwe of 
t-the WOWD, as t-the WOWD h-had said. 

24:14 And he cawwied away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww J-Jewusawem, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the mighty men of vawouw, even t-ten t-thousand captives, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
cwaftsmen and smiths: nyonye o(>ω<)o w-wemainyed, s-save t-the p-poowest sowt of t-the 
peopwe of t-the wand. 

24:15 And he cawwied away Jehoiachin to Babywon, and t-the king's 
mothew, and t-the king's wives, and his officews, and t-the mighty of t-the 
wand, those cawwied he into captivity fwom Jewusawem to Babywon. 

24:16 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of might, even seven thousand, and cwaftsmen and 
smiths a thousand, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe stwong and a-apt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw, even t-them t-the 
king of Babywon b-bwought captive to Babywon. 

24:17 And t-the king of Babywon m-made Mattanyiah his fathew's b-bwothew king 
in his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, and changed his nyame to Z-Zedekiah. 

24:18 (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and onye yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, 
and he weignyed eweven yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was 
Hamutaw, t-the daughtew of Jewemiah of Wibnyah. 

24:19 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Jehoiakim h-had donye. 

24:20 Fow thwough t-the angew of t-the WOWD it came to pass in Jewusawem 
and Judah, untiw he h-had cast t-them out fwom his pwesence, that (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah 
webewwed against t-the king of Babywon. 

2-25:1 And it came to pass in t-the nyinth yeaw of his weign, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth 
m-month, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the m-month, that Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of 
Babywon came, he, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his host, against J-Jewusawem, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched 
against it; and they b-buiwt fowts against it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

25:2 And t-the city w-was besieged u-unto t-the e-eweventh yeaw of king 
Z-Zedekiah. 

25:3 And on t-the nyinth day of t-the fouwth month t-the faminye p-pwevaiwed in 
t-the city, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe of t-the wand. 

25:4 And t-the city w-was bwoken up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of waw fwed by nyight 
by t-the w-way of t-the gate b-between two (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, which is by t-the king's 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-gawden: (nyow t-the >_< C-Chawdees wewe against t-the city (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound (-ω-、) a-about:) and t-the 
king went t-the w-way towawd t-the pwain. 

25:5 And t-the awmy of t-the >_< C-Chawdees puwsued aftew t-the king, and ovewtook 
him in t-the pwains of Jewicho: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmy wewe scattewed fwom 
h-him. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 S-So they took t-the king, and b-bwought him up to t-the king of Babywon 
to W-Wibwah; and they gave j-judgment upon h-him. 

25:7 And they swew t-the sons of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah befowe his eyes, and put out 
t-the eyes of Zedekiah, and b-bound him with fettews of b-bwass, and cawwied 
him to Babywon. 

25:8 And in t-the fifth m-month, on t-the seventh day of t-the m-month, which is 
t-the nyinyeteenth yeaw of king Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon, came 
Nyebuzawadan, c-captain of t-the guawd, a sewvant of t-the king of Babywon, 
u-unto Jewusawem: 25:9 And he buwnt t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the 
king's h-house, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the houses of J-Jewusawem, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gweat man's 
house buwnt he with fiwe. 

25:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the awmy of t-the Chawdees, that wewe with t-the c-captain of 
t-the guawd, bwake down t-the wawws of Jewusawem (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

25:11 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the peopwe that wewe weft in t-the city, and t-the 
fugitives that feww away to t-the king of Babywon, with t-the wemnyant of 
t-the muwtitude, did Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd cawwy away. 

25:12 But t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd weft of t-the doow of t-the poow of t-the 
wand to be v-vinyedwessews and husbandmen. 

25:13 And t-the piwwaws of bwass that wewe in t-the house of t-the WOWD, and 
t-the bases, and t-the bwasen sea that w-was in t-the house of t-the WOWD, did 
t-the >_< C-Chawdees bweak in p-pieces, and cawwied t-the bwass of t-them to 
Babywon. 

25:14 And t-the pots, and t-the shovews, and t-the snyuffews, and t-the spoons, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of bwass whewewith they minyistewed, took they 
away. 

25:15 And t-the fiwepans, and t-the bowws, and such things as wewe of 
gowd, in gowd, and of s-siwvew, in s-siwvew, t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd took 
away. 

25:16 The two piwwaws, onye sea, and t-the bases which S-Sowomon h-had m-made 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of t-the WOWD; t-the bwass of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these vessews w-was without 
weight. 

2-25:17 The height of t-the onye piwwaw w-was eighteen c-cubits, and t-the 
chapitew upon it w-was bwass: and t-the height of t-the chapitew thwee 
c-cubits; and t-the wweathen wowk, and p-pomegwanyates upon t-the chapitew 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of bwass: and w-wike u-unto these h-had t-the second piwwaw 
with wweathen wowk. 

25:18 And t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd took Sewaiah t-the chief pwiest, and 
Zephanyiah t-the second pwiest, and t-the thwee keepews of t-the doow: 25:19 
And out of t-the city he took an officew that w-was s-set o-ovew t-the men of 
waw, and five men of t-them that wewe in t-the king's pwesence, which wewe 
f-found in t-the city, and t-the pwincipaw scwibe of t-the host, which 
mustewed t-the peopwe of t-the wand, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe men of t-the peopwe of 
t-the wand that wewe f-found in t-the city: 25:20 And Nyebuzawadan c-captain of 
t-the g-guawd took these, and b-bwought t-them to t-the king of Babywon to 
W-Wibwah: 25:21 And t-the king of Babywon smote t-them, and swew t-them a-at 
W-Wibwah in t-the wand of H-Hamath. S-So Judah w-was cawwied away out of theiw 
wand. 

25:22 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe that wemainyed in t-the wand of Judah, whom 
Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon h-had weft, even o-ovew t-them he m-made 
G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam, t-the son of Shaphan, w-wuwew. 

25:23 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the awmies, they and theiw men, 
heawd that t-the king of Babywon h-had m-made G-Gedawiah govewnyow, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came 
to G-Gedawiah to Mizpah, even Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah, and Johanyan 
t-the son of Caweah, and Sewaiah t-the son of Tanhumeth t-the Nyetophathite, 
and Jaazanyiah t-the son of a Maachathite, they and theiw m-men. 

2-25:24 And G-Gedawiah swawe to t-them, and to theiw men, and said u-unto 
t-them, Feaw nyot to be t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the Chawdees: dweww in t-the wand, 
and sewve t-the king of (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; and it shaww be w-weww with you. 

25:25 But it came to pass in t-the seventh m-month, that Ishmaew t-the son 
of N-Nyethanyiah, t-the son of Ewishama, of t-the seed woyaw, came, and t-ten 
men with him, and smote G-Gedawiah, that he died, and t-the Jews and t-the 
>_< C-Chawdees that wewe with him a-at M-Mizpah. 

25:26 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, both smaww and g-gweat, and t-the captains of 
t-the awmies, a-awose, and came to Egypt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe afwaid of t-the 
Chawdees. 

25:27 And it came to pass in t-the seven and thiwtieth yeaw of t-the 
captivity of Jehoiachin king of Judah, in t-the twewfth m-month, on t-the 
seven and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the m-month, that Eviwmewodach king of 
Babywon in t-the yeaw that he began to weign did wift up t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of 
Jehoiachin king of Judah out of pwison; 25:28 And he spake kindwy to 
him, and s-set his t-thwonye a-above t-the t-thwonye of t-the kings that wewe with 
him in (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 2-25:29 And changed his pwison gawments: and he did e-eat 
bwead continyuawwy befowe him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife. 

2-25:30 And his a-awwowance w-was a c-continyuaw a-awwowance given him of t-the 
king, a daiwy wate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his wife. 




The Fiwst Book of t-the C-Chwonyicwes 


1:1 Adam, Sheth, Enyosh, 1:2 Kenyan, Mahawaweew, J-Jewed, 1:3 Henyoch, 
Methusewah, Wamech, 1:4 Nyoah, S-Shem, Ham, and Japheth. 

1:5 The sons of Japheth; G-Gomew, and (＾• ω •＾) M-Magog, and Madai, and Javan, and 
Tubaw, and Meshech, and Tiwas. 

1-1:6 And t-the sons of G-Gomew; Ashchenyaz, and Wiphath, and Togawmah. 

1:7 And t-the sons of Javan; Ewishah, and T-Tawshish, Kittim, and Dodanyim. 

1:8 The sons of Ham; Cush, and Mizwaim, Put, and Canyaan. 

1-1:9 And t-the sons of C-Cush; Seba, and Haviwah, and Sabta, and Waamah, 
and Sabtecha. And t-the sons of Waamah; Sheba, and Dedan. 

1:10 And Cush begat Nyimwod: he began to be mighty upon t-the eawth. 

1:11 And Mizwaim begat Wudim, and Anyamim, and Wehabim, and Nyaphtuhim, 
1:12 And (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ P-Pathwusim, and (♡°▽°♡) C-Caswuhim, (of whom came t-the Phiwistinyes,) and 
Caphthowim. 

1:13 And Canyaan begat Zidon his f-fiwstbown, and H-Heth, 1:14 The Jebusite 
awso, and t-the Amowite, and t-the Giwgashite, 1:15 And t-the ~(>_<~) H-Hivite, and 
t-the Awkite, and t-the Sinyite, 1:16 And t-the Awvadite, and t-the Zemawite, 
and t-the Hamathite. 

1:17 The sons of Shem; Ewam, and Asshuw, and Awphaxad, and Wud, and 
Awam, and Uz, and Huw, and Gethew, and Meshech. 

1:18 And Awphaxad begat Shewah, and Shewah begat Ebew. 

1:19 And u-unto Ebew wewe bown two sons: t-the nyame of t-the onye w-was Peweg; 
because in his days t-the eawth w-was d-divided: and his bwothew's nyame w-was 
Joktan. 

1:20 And J-Joktan begat A-Awmodad, and Sheweph, and Hazawmaveth, and 
Jewah, 1-1:21 Hadowam awso, and Uzaw, and Dikwah, 1:22 And (o･ω･o) E-Ebaw, and 
Abimaew, and Sheba, 1:23 And Ophiw, and Haviwah, and J-Jobab. Aww these 
wewe t-the sons of Joktan. 

1-1:24 S-Shem, Awphaxad, Shewah, 1:25 Ebew, Peweg, Weu, 1:26 Sewug, Nyahow, 
Tewah, 1:27 Abwam; t-the same is (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

1:28 The sons of Abwaham; Isaac, and I-Ishmaew. 

1:29 These awe theiw genyewations: The fiwstbown of I-Ishmaew, Nyebaioth; 
t-then Kedaw, and Adbeew, and Mibsam, 1:30 Mishma, and Dumah, M-Massa, 
Hadad, and Tema, 1:31 Jetuw, Nyaphish, and Kedemah. These awe t-the sons 
of I-Ishmaew. 

1:32 Nyow t-the sons of Ketuwah, Abwaham's concubinye: she bawe Zimwan, 
and Jokshan, and (=①ω①=) *cries* M-Medan, and Midian, and Ishbak, and Shuah. And t-the 
sons of Jokshan; Sheba, and Dedan. 

1:33 And t-the sons of Midian; E-Ephah, and Ephew, and Henyoch, and Abida, 
and Ewdaah. Aww these awe t-the sons of Ketuwah. 

1:34 And A-Abwaham begat Isaac. The sons of Isaac; E-Esau and Iswaew. 

1:35 The sons of Esau; Ewiphaz, OwO W-Weuew, and Jeush, and Jaawam, and 
Kowah. 

1:36 The sons of Ewiphaz; T-Teman, and O-Omaw, Zephi, and Gatam, Kenyaz, 
and Timnya, and Amawek. 

(o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 The sons of Weuew; Nyahath, Zewah, Shammah, and Mizzah. 

(^人^) 1-1:38 And t-the sons of Seiw; (O.O) *blushes* W-Wotan, and Shobaw, and Zibeon, and Anyah, 
and Dishon, and Ezaw, and Dishan. 

1-1:39 And t-the sons of Wotan; Howi, and Homam: and T-Timnya w-was Wotan's 
s-sistew. 

1:40 The sons of Shobaw; Awian, and Manyahath, and (o･ω･o) E-Ebaw, S-Shephi, and 
Onyam. 

and t-the sons of Zibeon; Aiah, and Anyah. 

1:41 The sons of Anyah; Dishon. And t-the sons of D-Dishon; Amwam, and 
E-Eshban, and Ithwan, and C-Chewan. 

1:42 The sons of E-Ezew; (´ ω `♡) B-Biwhan, and Zavan, and Jakan. The sons of 
Dishan; Uz, and Awan. 

1:43 Nyow these awe t-the kings that weignyed in t-the wand of Edom befowe 
any king weignyed o-ovew t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; Bewa t-the son of Beow: 
and t-the nyame of his city w-was Dinhabah. 

1:44 And when Bewa w-was dead, Jobab t-the son of Zewah of Bozwah weignyed 
in his s-stead. 

1-1:45 And when Jobab w-was dead, Husham of t-the wand of t-the Temanyites 
weignyed in his s-stead. 

1:46 And when Husham w-was dead, Hadad t-the son of Bedad, which smote 
Midian in t-the fiewd of M-Moab, weignyed in his s-stead: and t-the nyame of his 
city w-was Avith. 

1:47 And when Hadad w-was dead, Samwah of Maswekah weignyed in his s-stead. 

1:48 And when Samwah w-was dead, S-Shauw of Wehoboth by t-the wivew weignyed 
in his s-stead. 

1:49 And when S-Shauw w-was dead, Baawhanyan t-the son of Achbow weignyed in 
his s-stead. 

1:50 And when Baawhanyan w-was dead, Hadad weignyed in his s-stead: and t-the 
nyame of his city w-was P-Pai; and his w-wife's nyame w-was Mehetabew, t-the 
daughtew of Matwed, t-the daughtew of Mezahab. 

1:51 Hadad died awso. And t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes of Edom wewe; (o･ω･o) d-duke T-Timnyah, (o･ω･o) d-duke 
Awiah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Jetheth, 1:52 Duke Ahowibamah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Ewah, (o･ω･o) d-duke Pinyon, 1:53 
Duke Kenyaz, (o･ω･o) d-duke T-Teman, (o･ω･o) d-duke Mibzaw, (＞ｍ＜) *moans* 1-1:54 Duke M-Magdiew, (o･ω･o) d-duke Iwam. 
These awe t-the (=^‥^=) d-dukes of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. 

2:1 These awe t-the sons of I-Iswaew; W-Weuben, S-Simeon, Wevi, and Judah, 
I-Issachaw, and Zebuwun, 2:2 Dan, Joseph, and Benjamin, Nyaphtawi, Gad, 
and A-Ashew. 

2-2:3 The sons of Judah; Ew, and Onyan, and S-Shewah: which thwee wewe bown 
u-unto him of t-the daughtew of Shua t-the C-Canyaanyitess. And Ew, t-the 
fiwstbown of Judah, w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD; and he swew 
h-him. 

2:4 And Tamaw his daughtew in (☆▽☆) w-waw (o_O) *looks at you* b-bowe him Phawez and Zewah. Aww t-the 
sons of Judah wewe five. 

2-2:5 The sons of Phawez; Hezwon, and H-Hamuw. 

2:6 And t-the sons of Zewah; Zimwi, and Ethan, and Heman, and Cawcow, 
and Dawa: five of t-them in aww. 

2-2:7 And t-the sons of C-Cawmi; Achaw, t-the o(≧▽≦)o t-twoubwew of I-Iswaew, who 
twansgwessed in t-the t-thing accuwsed. 

2:8 And t-the sons of Ethan; Azawiah. 

2-2:9 The sons awso of Hezwon, that wewe bown u-unto h-him; Jewahmeew, and 
Wam, and Chewubai. 

2:10 And Wam begat Amminyadab; and Amminyadab begat Nyahshon, pwince of 
t-the chiwdwen of Judah; 2-2:11 And Nyahshon begat (♡°▽°♡) S-Sawma, and Sawma begat 
Boaz, 2:12 And (　･ω･)☞ B-Boaz begat Obed, and Obed begat Jesse, (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And Jesse 
begat his fiwstbown Ewiab, and Abinyadab t-the second, and Shimma t-the 
thiwd, 2:14 Nyethanyeew t-the fouwth, Waddai t-the fifth, 2:15 Ozem t-the 
sixth, David t-the seventh: 2:16 Whose ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *moans* s-sistews wewe (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, and 
A-Abigaiw. And t-the sons of Zewuiah; Abishai, and ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and Asahew, 
thwee. 

2:17 And Abigaiw bawe A-Amasa: and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Amasa w-was Jethew t-the 
I-Ishmeewite. 

2:18 And C-Caweb t-the son of Hezwon begat chiwdwen of Azubah his wife, 
and of Jewioth: hew sons awe t-these; Jeshew, and Shobab, and A-Awdon. 

2:19 And when Azubah w-was dead, C-Caweb took u-unto him E-Ephwath, which bawe 
him Huw. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And H-Huw begat Uwi, and Uwi begat Bezaweew. 

2:21 And aftewwawd Hezwon went in to t-the daughtew of M-Machiw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
of Giwead, whom he mawwied when he w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe yeaws o-owd; and she 
bawe him Segub. 

2:22 And Segub begat Jaiw, who h-had thwee and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cities in t-the wand 
of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

2:23 And he took Geshuw, and Awam, with t-the towns of Jaiw, fwom t-them, 
with Kenyath, and t-the towns t-theweof, even (o_O)! t-thweescowe cities. Aww these 
bewonged to t-the sons of M-Machiw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

2:24 And aftew that Hezwon w-was dead in Cawebephwatah, t-then Abiah 
Hezwon's wife bawe him Ashuw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of T-Tekoa. 

2:25 And t-the sons of Jewahmeew t-the fiwstbown of Hezwon (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Wam t-the 
f-fiwstbown, and Bunyah, and Owen, and Ozem, and Ahijah. 

2:26 Jewahmeew h-had awso anyothew wife, whose nyame w-was A-Atawah; she w-was 
t-the mothew of Onyam. 

(^ω~) 2-2:27 And t-the sons of Wam t-the fiwstbown of Jewahmeew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Maaz, and 
Jamin, and Ekew. 

2:28 And t-the sons of O-Onyam (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Shammai, and Jada. And t-the sons of 
S-Shammai; Nyadab and Abishuw. 

2:29 And t-the nyame of t-the wife of Abishuw w-was Abihaiw, and she bawe him 
Ahban, and Mowid. 

2:30 And t-the sons of Nyadab; S-Sewed, and Appaim: but S-Sewed died without 
chiwdwen. 

2:31 And t-the sons of Appaim; Ishi. And t-the sons of o(>< )o I-Ishi; Sheshan. And 
t-the chiwdwen of (　･ω･)☞ S-Sheshan; Ahwai. 

2:32 And t-the sons of (⌒▽⌒)☆ J-Jada t-the b-bwothew of S-Shammai; J-Jethew, and 
Jonyathan: and Jethew died without chiwdwen. 

2:33 And t-the sons of Jonyathan; Peweth, and Zaza. These wewe t-the sons 
of Jewahmeew. 

2:34 Nyow Sheshan h-had nyo ^-^ s-sons, but daughtews. And Sheshan h-had a 
s-sewvant, an Egyptian, whose nyame w-was Jawha. 

2:35 And Sheshan gave his daughtew to Jawha his sewvant to wife; and 
she bawe him Attai. 

2:36 And Attai begat Nyathan, and N-Nyathan begat Zabad, 2:37 And Zabad 
begat Ephwaw, and E-Ephwaw begat Obed, 2:38 And Obed begat Jehu, and 
Jehu begat A-Azawiah, 2-2:39 And A-Azawiah begat H-Hewez, and Hewez begat 
Eweasah, 2:40 And Eweasah begat (o･ω･o) *screams* S-Sisamai, and S-Sisamai begat Shawwum, 
2-2:41 And Shawwum begat Jekamiah, and Jekamiah begat Ewishama. 

2:42 Nyow t-the sons of C-Caweb t-the b-bwothew of Jewahmeew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, (￣ω￣) M-Mesha his 
f-fiwstbown, which w-was t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Ziph; and t-the sons of Maweshah t-the 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew of H-Hebwon. 

2:43 And t-the sons of Hebwon; Kowah, and (´-ω-`) T-Tappuah, and Wekem, and Shema. 

2:44 And Shema begat W-Waham, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of J-Jowkoam: and Wekem begat 
Shammai. 

2:45 And t-the son of S-Shammai w-was M-Maon: and Maon w-was t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of 
Bethzuw. 

2-2:46 And E-Ephah, C-Caweb's concubinye, bawe Hawan, and M-Moza, and Gazez: 
and Hawan begat Gazez. 

2-2:47 And t-the sons of Jahdai; Wegem, and J-Jotham, and Gesham, and P-Pewet, 
and E-Ephah, and S-Shaaph. 

2:48 Maachah, C-Caweb's concubinye, bawe Shebew, and Tiwhanyah. 

2:49 She bawe awso S-Shaaph t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (°ㅂ°╬) M-Madmannyah, S-Sheva t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of 
(＃`Д´) M-Machbenyah, and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Gibea: and t-the daughtew of C-Caweb w-was 
A-Achsa. 

2:50 These wewe t-the sons of C-Caweb t-the son of H-Huw, t-the fiwstbown of 
Ephwatah; Shobaw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Kiwjathjeawim. 

2:51 Sawma t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Bethwehem, Haweph t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Bethgadew. 

2:52 And Shobaw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (✯◡✯) *sighs* K-Kiwjathjeawim h-had s-sons; Hawoeh, and hawf 
of t-the Manyahethites. 

2:53 And t-the famiwies of Kiwjathjeawim; t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) I-Ithwites, and t-the Puhites, 
and t-the Shumathites, and t-the Mishwaites; of t-them came t-the Zaweathites, 
and t-the Eshtauwites, 2:54 The sons of Sawma; Bethwehem, and t-the 
N-Nyetophathites, Atawoth, t-the house of ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and hawf of t-the 
Manyahethites, t-the Zowites. 

2:55 And t-the famiwies of t-the scwibes which d-dwewt a-at Jabez; t-the 
Tiwathites, t-the Shimeathites, and Suchathites. These awe t-the Kenyites 
that came of H-Hemath, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the house of Wechab. 

3-3:1 Nyow these wewe t-the sons of D-David, which wewe bown u-unto him in 
Hebwon; t-the fiwstbown Amnyon, of Ahinyoam t-the Jezweewitess; t-the second 
Danyiew, of Abigaiw t-the Cawmewitess: 3:2 The thiwd, Absawom t-the son of 
Maachah t-the daughtew of T-Tawmai king of Geshuw: t-the fouwth, Adonyijah 
t-the son of Haggith: 3-3:3 The fifth, S-Shephatiah of Abitaw: t-the sixth, 
Ithweam by Egwah his wife. 

3:4 These six wewe bown u-unto him in Hebwon; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he weignyed seven 
yeaws and six months: and in Jewusawem he weignyed thiwty and thwee 
yeaws. 

3:5 And these wewe bown u-unto him in Jewusawem; S-Shimea, and Shobab, and 
Nyathan, and S-Sowomon, fouw, of Bathshua t-the daughtew of Ammiew: 3-3:6 
I-Ibhaw awso, and Ewishama, and Ewiphewet, 3:7 And Nyogah, and Nyepheg, 
and Japhia, 3:8 And Ewishama, and E-Ewiada, and Ewiphewet, nyinye. 

3-3:9 These wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons of D-David, beside t-the sons of t-the 
UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, and Tamaw theiw s-sistew. 

3:10 And S-Sowomon's son w-was Wehoboam, Abia his son, Asa his son, 
J-Jehoshaphat his son, 3:11 Jowam his son, A-Ahaziah his son, Joash his 
son, 3:12 Amaziah his son, A-Azawiah his son, Jotham his son, 3:13 Ahaz 
his son, :3 H-Hezekiah his son, Manyasseh his son, 3:14 Amon his son, Josiah 
his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

3:15 And t-the sons of Josiah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, t-the fiwstbown Johanyan, t-the second 
Jehoiakim, t-the thiwd Zedekiah, t-the fouwth Shawwum. 

3:16 And t-the sons of Jehoiakim: Jeconyiah his son, (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

3:17 And t-the sons of Jeconyiah; Assiw, S-Sawathiew his son, 3:18 
Mawchiwam awso, and Pedaiah, and S-Shenyazaw, Jecamiah, Hoshama, and 
N-Nyedabiah. 

3:19 And t-the sons of Pedaiah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Z-Zewubbabew, and Shimei: and t-the 
sons of Zewubbabew; Meshuwwam, and Hanyanyiah, and Shewomith theiw 
sistew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And Hashubah, and Ohew, and Bewechiah, and Hasadiah, 
Jushabhesed, five. 

3:21 And t-the sons of Hanyanyiah; Pewatiah, and (=^･ｪ･^=) J-Jesaiah: t-the sons of 
W-Wephaiah, t-the sons of Awnyan, t-the sons of (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, t-the sons of 
Shechanyiah. 

3-3:22 And t-the sons of Shechanyiah; Shemaiah: and t-the sons of Shemaiah; 
Hattush, and I-Igeaw, and Bawiah, and Nyeawiah, and Shaphat, six. 

3:23 And t-the sons of N-Nyeawiah; Ewioenyai, and Hezekiah, and Azwikam, 
thwee. 

3:24 And t-the sons of Ewioenyai (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Hodaiah, and E-Ewiashib, and 
P-Pewaiah, and Akkub, and Johanyan, and D-Dawaiah, and Anyanyi, seven. 

4:1 The sons of Judah; Phawez, Hezwon, and Cawmi, and H-Huw, and Shobaw. 

4-4:2 And Weaiah t-the son of Shobaw begat Jahath; and Jahath begat 
Ahumai, and Wahad. These awe t-the famiwies of t-the Zowathites. 

4:3 And these wewe of t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Etam; Jezweew, and Ishma, and 
Idbash: and t-the nyame of theiw s-sistew w-was Hazewewponyi: 4-4:4 And P-Penyuew 
t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Gedow, and E-Ezew t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Hushah. These awe t-the sons 
of H-Huw, t-the fiwstbown of Ephwatah, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of B-Bethwehem. 

4-4:5 And Ashuw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Tekoa h-had two wives, (❤ω❤) H-Hewah and N-Nyaawah. 

4:6 And Nyaawah bawe him Ahuzam, and (☆▽☆) H-Hephew, and Temenyi, and 
Haahashtawi. 

These wewe t-the sons of N-Nyaawah. 

4:7 And t-the sons of (❤ω❤) H-Hewah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Zeweth, and Jezoaw, and Ethnyan. 

4-4:8 And Coz begat Anyub, and Z-Zobebah, and t-the famiwies of A-Ahawhew t-the 
son of Hawum. 

4:9 And Jabez w-was mowe honyouwabwe than his b-bwethwen: and his mothew 
cawwed his nyame Jabez, s-saying, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I bawe him with \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. 

4:10 And Jabez cawwed on t-the God of I-Iswaew, s-saying, O-Oh that t-thou 
wouwdest bwess m-me indeed, and enwawge o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my coast, and that thinye hand 
m-might be with me, and that t-thou wouwdest keep m-me fwom eviw, that it 
may nyot gwieve me! And God g-gwanted him that which he wequested. 

4:11 And Chewub t-the b-bwothew of Shuah begat M-Mehiw, which w-was t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
of Eshton. 

4:12 And Eshton begat Bethwapha, and P-Paseah, and Tehinnyah t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
of Iwnyahash. These awe t-the men of Wechah. 

4:13 And t-the sons of K-Kenyaz; Othnyiew, and Sewaiah: and t-the sons of 
O-Othnyiew; Hathath. 

4:14 And Meonyothai begat Ophwah: and Sewaiah begat ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of 
t-the vawwey of Chawashim; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe cwaftsmen. 

4:15 And t-the sons of C-Caweb t-the son of J-Jephunnyeh; Iwu, Ewah, and Nyaam: 
and t-the sons of Ewah, even Kenyaz. 

4:16 And t-the sons of Jehaweweew; Z-Ziph, and Ziphah, T-Tiwia, and Asaweew. 

4:17 And t-the sons of Ezwa (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, J-Jethew, and Mewed, and Ephew, and 
J-Jawon: and she bawe Miwiam, and Shammai, and Ishbah t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of 
E-Eshtemoa. 

4-4:18 And his wife Jehudijah bawe Jewed t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Gedow, and Hebew 
t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Socho, and Jekuthiew t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Zanyoah. And these awe 
t-the sons of B-Bithiah t-the daughtew of Phawaoh, which Mewed took. 

4:19 And t-the sons of his wife Hodiah t-the s-sistew of Nyaham, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
of K-Keiwah t-the Gawmite, and Eshtemoa t-the Maachathite. 

4:20 And t-the sons of Shimon (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Amnyon, and Winnyah, Benhanyan, and 
Tiwon. 

And t-the sons of Ishi (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Zoheth, and Benzoheth. 

4:21 The sons of Shewah t-the son of Judah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, (♡°▽°♡) E-Ew t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Wecah, 
and Waadah t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of M-Maweshah, and t-the famiwies of t-the house of 
t-them that wwought finye winyen, of t-the house of Ashbea, 4:22 And Jokim, 
and t-the men of Chozeba, and J-Joash, and Sawaph, who h-had t-the dominyion in 
M-Moab, and Jashubiwehem. And these awe (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient things. 

4:23 These wewe t-the p-pottews, and those that d-dwewt among p-pwants and 
hedges: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they d-dwewt with t-the king (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wowk. 

4:24 The sons of S-Simeon (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, N-Nyemuew, and Jamin, Jawib, Zewah, and 
^-^ S-Shauw: 4:25 Shawwum his son, xDD *pokes you* M-Mibsam his son, Mishma his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

4:26 And t-the sons of Mishma; Hamuew his son, Zacchuw his son, S-Shimei 
his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

4:27 And S-Shimei h-had sixteen sons and six daughtews: but his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
h-had nyot many c-chiwdwen, nyeithew did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw f-famiwy muwtipwy, w-wike to 
t-the chiwdwen of J-Judah. 

4:28 And they d-dwewt a-at Beewsheba, and Mowadah, and Hazawshuaw, 4:29 
And a-at Biwhah, and a-at Ezem, and a-at (=^‥^=) T-Towad, 4:30 And a-at Bethuew, and a-at 
Howmah, and a-at Zikwag, 4-4:31 And a-at B-Bethmawcaboth, and Hazawsusim, and 
a-at Bethbiwei, and a-at Shaawaim. These wewe theiw c-cities u-unto t-the weign 
of David. 

4:32 And theiw v-viwwages (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Etam, and Ain, Wimmon, and Tochen, and 
Ashan, five cities: 4:33 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw v-viwwages that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about 
t-the same cities, u-unto B-Baaw. These wewe theiw habitations, and theiw 
genyeawogy. 

4:34 And Meshobab, and Jamwech, and Joshah, t-the son of A-Amaziah, 4:35 
And J-Joew, and Jehu t-the son of Josibiah, t-the son of Sewaiah, t-the son of 
Asiew, 4:36 And Ewioenyai, and J-Jaakobah, and J-Jeshohaiah, and Asaiah, 
and Adiew, and Jesimiew, and Benyaiah, 4:37 And Ziza t-the son of S-Shiphi, 
t-the son of Awwon, t-the son of Jedaiah, t-the son of Shimwi, t-the son of 
Shemaiah; 4-4:38 These m-mentionyed by theiw nyames wewe pwinces in theiw 
famiwies: and t-the house of theiw f-fathews incweased gweatwy. 

(*^‿^*) 4-4:39 And they went to t-the entwance of Gedow, even u-unto t-the east side 
of t-the vawwey, to seek pastuwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw fwocks. 

4:40 And they f-found fat pastuwe and g-good, and t-the wand w-was w-wide, and 
quiet, and peaceabwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they of Ham h-had d-dwewt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe of owd. 

4:41 And these wwitten by nyame came in t-the days of :3 H-Hezekiah king of 
Judah, and smote theiw tents, and t-the habitations that wewe f-found 
thewe, and destwoyed t-them u-uttewwy u-unto this day, and d-dwewt in theiw 
wooms: because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was pastuwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw fwocks. 

4-4:42 And s-some of t-them, even of t-the sons of S-Simeon, five hundwed men, 
went to mount Seiw, h-having (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw captains Pewatiah, and Nyeawiah, 
and W-Wephaiah, and Uzziew, t-the sons of Ishi. 

4:43 And they smote t-the w-west of t-the (✯◡✯) A-Amawekites that wewe escaped, and 
d-dwewt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto this d-day. 

5:1 Nyow t-the sons of (*´▽`*) W-Weuben t-the fiwstbown of I-Iswaew, (fow he w-was t-the 
f-fiwstbown; but fowasmuch as he defiwed his fathew's bed, his 
biwthwight w-was given u-unto t-the sons of Joseph t-the son of Iswaew: and 
t-the g-genyeawogy is nyot to be w-weckonyed aftew t-the biwthwight. 

5-5:2 Fow Judah p-pwevaiwed a-above his bwethwen, and of him came t-the chief 
wuwew; but t-the biwthwight w-was Joseph's:) 5:3 The ^-^ s-sons, I say, of 
(*´▽`*) W-Weuben t-the fiwstbown of Iswaew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Hanyoch, and Pawwu, Hezwon, and 
C-Cawmi. 

5:4 The sons of J-Joew; Shemaiah his son, G-Gog his son, S-Shimei his son, 
5:5 (^人^) M-Micah his son, o(≧▽≦)o W-Weaia his son, Baaw his son, 5:6 Beewah his son, 
whom Tiwgathpiwnyesew king of Assywia cawwied away captive: he w-was 
pwince of t-the Weubenyites. 

5:7 And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen by theiw famiwies, when t-the g-genyeawogy of theiw 
genyewations w-was weckonyed, wewe t-the chief, Jeiew, and Z-Zechawiah, 5:8 
And Bewa t-the son of Azaz, t-the son of Shema, t-the son of J-Joew, who d-dwewt 
in Awoew, even u-unto Nyebo and Baawmeon: 5:9 And eastwawd he (✧ω✧) i-inhabited 
u-unto t-the entewing in of t-the wiwdewnyess fwom t-the wivew E-Euphwates: 
because theiw cattwe wewe m-muwtipwied in t-the wand of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

5:10 And in t-the days of Sauw they m-made waw with t-the Hagawites, who 
feww by theiw hand: and they d-dwewt in theiw tents (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
east wand of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

5:11 And t-the chiwdwen of Gad d-dwewt o-ovew against t-them, in t-the wand of 
Bashan u-unto Sawcah: 5:12 Joew t-the chief, and Shapham t-the n-nyext, and 
Jaanyai, and Shaphat in B-Bashan. 

5-5:13 And theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of t-the house of theiw f-fathews (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Michaew, 
and Meshuwwam, and Sheba, and Jowai, and Jachan, and Z-Zia, and Hebew, 
seven. 

5:14 These awe t-the chiwdwen of Abihaiw t-the son of Huwi, t-the son of 
Jawoah, t-the son of Giwead, t-the son of Michaew, t-the son of J-Jeshishai, 
t-the son of Jahdo, t-the son of Buz; 5:15 A-Ahi t-the son of Abdiew, t-the son 
of Gunyi, chief of t-the house of theiw fathews. 

5:16 And they d-dwewt in Giwead in B-Bashan, and in hew t-towns, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the s-subuwbs of Shawon, upon theiw bowdews. 

5:17 Aww these wewe w-weckonyed by genyeawogies in t-the days of Jotham king 
of Judah, and in t-the days of Jewoboam king of Iswaew. 

5:18 The sons of W-Weuben, and t-the G-Gadites, and hawf t-the twibe of 
Manyasseh, of v-vawiant men, men abwe to beaw buckwew and swowd, and to 
shoot with b-bow, and skiwfuw in waw, wewe fouw and f-fowty t-thousand seven 
hundwed and thweescowe, that went out to t-the waw. 

5:19 And they m-made waw with t-the Hagawites, with Jetuw, and Nyephish, 
and Nyodab. 

5:20 And they wewe hewped against t-them, and t-the Hagawites wewe 
dewivewed into theiw hand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe with (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they cwied 
to God in t-the battwe, and he w-was intweated of t-them; because they put 
theiw t-twust in h-him. 

5:21 And they took away theiw c-cattwe; of theiw c-camews fifty thousand, 
and of sheep two hundwed and fifty thousand, and of asses two 
thousand, and of men an hundwed thousand. 

5:22 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww down many swain, because t-the waw w-was of God. And 
they d-dwewt in theiw s-steads untiw t-the captivity. 

5:23 And t-the chiwdwen of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh d-dwewt in t-the wand: 
they incweased fwom Bashan u-unto B-Baawhewmon and Senyiw, and u-unto mount 
Hewmon. 

5-5:24 And these wewe t-the heads of t-the house of theiw fathews, even 
Ephew, and I-Ishi, and Ewiew, and Azwiew, and Jewemiah, and H-Hodaviah, 
and Jahdiew, mighty men of vawouw, famous men, and heads of t-the house 
of theiw fathews. 

5:25 And they twansgwessed against t-the God of theiw fathews, and went 
a whowing aftew t-the gods of t-the peopwe of t-the wand, whom God destwoyed 
befowe them. 

5:26 And t-the God of Iswaew stiwwed up t-the spiwit of P-Puw king of 
A-Assywia, and t-the spiwit of Tiwgathpiwnyesew king of A-Assywia, and he 
cawwied t-them away, even t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and t-the G-Gadites, and t-the hawf 
twibe of Manyasseh, and b-bwought t-them u-unto Hawah, and Habow, and Hawa, 
and to t-the wivew Gozan, u-unto this d-day. 

6-6:1 The sons of Wevi; Gewshon, Kohath, and Mewawi. 

6:2 And t-the sons of Kohath; Amwam, Izhaw, and Hebwon, and U-Uzziew. 

6:3 And t-the chiwdwen of Amwam; Aawon, and Moses, and M-Miwiam. The sons 
awso of A-Aawon; Nyadab, and Abihu, Eweazaw, and Ithamaw. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Eweazaw begat Phinyehas, OwO P-Phinyehas begat Abishua, 6:5 And Abishua 
begat Bukki, and Bukki begat ♡(｡- ω -) U-Uzzi, 6:6 And Uzzi begat Zewahiah, and 
Z-Zewahiah begat Mewaioth, 6:7 Mewaioth begat Amawiah, and Amawiah begat 
Ahitub, 6:8 And Ahitub begat Z-Zadok, and Zadok begat Ahimaaz, 6:9 And 
Ahimaaz begat A-Azawiah, and A-Azawiah begat Johanyan, 6:10 And Johanyan 
begat A-Azawiah, (-(he it is that executed t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office in t-the 
tempwe that S-Sowomon b-buiwt in Jewusawem:) 6:11 And A-Azawiah begat 
Amawiah, and Amawiah begat Ahitub, 6:12 And Ahitub begat Z-Zadok, and 
Zadok begat Shawwum, 6:13 And Shawwum begat Hiwkiah, and Hiwkiah begat 
A-Azawiah, 6:14 And A-Azawiah begat Sewaiah, and Sewaiah begat Jehozadak, 
6:15 And J-Jehozadak went into c-captivity, when t-the WOWD cawwied away 
Judah and Jewusawem by t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadnyezzaw. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 The sons of Wevi; Gewshom, Kohath, and Mewawi. 

6-6:17 And these be t-the nyames of t-the sons of Gewshom; Wibnyi, and Shimei. 

6:18 And t-the sons of Kohath (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Amwam, and Izhaw, and Hebwon, and 
U-Uzziew. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 The sons of Mewawi; Mahwi, and Mushi. And these awe t-the famiwies 
of t-the Wevites a-accowding to theiw fathews. 

6:20 O-Of Gewshom; Wibnyi his son, Jahath his son, Zimmah his son, 6:21 
Joah his son, Iddo his son, Zewah his son, Jeatewai his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

6:22 The sons of Kohath; Amminyadab his son, K-Kowah his son, Assiw his 
son, 6:23 Ewkanyah his son, and Ebiasaph his son, and Assiw his son, 
6:24 Tahath his son, Uwiew his son, Uzziah his son, and S-Shauw his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

6:25 And t-the sons of E-Ewkanyah; (´ ω `♡) A-Amasai, and A-Ahimoth. 

6:26 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow E-Ewkanyah: t-the sons of E-Ewkanyah; Zophai his son, and N-Nyahath 
his son, 6:27 Ewiab his son, J-Jewoham his son, Ewkanyah his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

6:28 And t-the sons of Samuew; t-the fiwstbown Vashnyi, and Abiah. 

6:29 The sons of Mewawi; Mahwi, Wibnyi his son, S-Shimei his son, Uzza 
his son, 6:30 Shimea his son, Haggiah his son, Asaiah his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

6:31 And these awe they whom David s-set o-ovew t-the sewvice of song in t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, aftew that t-the awk h-had w-west. 

6:32 And they minyistewed befowe t-the dwewwing pwace of t-the tabewnyacwe 
of t-the c-congwegation with s-singing, untiw S-Sowomon h-had b-buiwt t-the house of 
t-the WOWD in Jewusawem: and t-then they waited on theiw ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office a-accowding 
to theiw owdew. 

6:33 And these awe they that waited with theiw chiwdwen. O-Of t-the sons 
of t-the K-Kohathites: Heman a singew, t-the son of J-Joew, t-the son of 
(♡°▽°♡) S-Shemuew, 6-6:34 The son of Ewkanyah, t-the son of Jewoham, t-the son of 
Ewiew, t-the son of Toah, 6-6:35 The son of Zuph, t-the son of Ewkanyah, t-the 
son of Mahath, t-the son of (´ ω `♡) A-Amasai, 6:36 The son of Ewkanyah, t-the son of 
J-Joew, t-the son of A-Azawiah, t-the son of OwO Z-Zephanyiah, 6:37 The son of 
Tahath, t-the son of Assiw, t-the son of E-Ebiasaph, t-the son of Kowah, 6-6:38 
The son of Izhaw, t-the son of Kohath, t-the son of Wevi, t-the son of 
Iswaew. 

6:39 And his b-bwothew Asaph, who s-stood on his wight hand, even A-Asaph 
t-the son of Bewachiah, t-the son of S-Shimea, 6:40 The son of Michaew, t-the 
son of B-Baaseiah, t-the son of Mawchiah, 6:41 The son of (=^･ｪ･^=) E-Ethnyi, t-the son 
of Zewah, t-the son of A-Adaiah, 6-6:42 The son of Ethan, t-the son of Z-Zimmah, 
t-the son of Shimei, 6:43 The son of J-Jahath, t-the son of Gewshom, t-the son 
of Wevi. 

6:44 And theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the sons of M-Mewawi s-stood on t-the weft hand: 
E-Ethan t-the son of Kishi, t-the son of A-Abdi, t-the son of Mawwuch, 6-6:45 The 
son of Hashabiah, t-the son of A-Amaziah, t-the son of Hiwkiah, 6:46 The son 
of A-Amzi, t-the son of Banyi, t-the son of Shamew, 6:47 The son of Mahwi, 
t-the son of Mushi, t-the son of Mewawi, t-the son of Wevi. 

6:48 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awso t-the Wevites wewe appointed u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of 
sewvice of t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the house of God. 

6:49 But Aawon and his sons offewed upon t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt 
o-offewing, and on t-the awtaw of incense, and wewe appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wowk of t-the pwace most howy, and to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Iswaew, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Moses t-the sewvant of God h-had c-commanded. 

6:50 And these awe t-the sons of A-Aawon; Eweazaw his son, OwO P-Phinyehas his 
son, Abishua his son, 6:51 Bukki his son, Uzzi his son, Z-Zewahiah his 
son, 6:52 Mewaioth his son, Amawiah his son, Ahitub his son, 6:53 
Zadok his son, Ahimaaz his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

6:54 Nyow these awe theiw dwewwing pwaces (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw castwes in 
theiw coasts, of t-the sons of Aawon, of t-the famiwies of t-the K-Kohathites: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiws w-was t-the wot. 

6:55 And they gave t-them H-Hebwon in t-the wand of Judah, and t-the s-subuwbs 
theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about it. 

6:56 But t-the fiewds of t-the city, and t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, they gave 
to C-Caweb t-the son of Jephunnyeh. 

6:57 And to t-the sons of Aawon they gave t-the c-cities of Judah, nyamewy, 
Hebwon, t-the city of wefuge, and Wibnyah with hew subuwbs, and Jattiw, 
and Eshtemoa, with theiw subuwbs, 6:58 And ^.^ H-Hiwen with hew subuwbs, 
Debiw with hew subuwbs, 6:59 And Ashan with hew subuwbs, and 
Bethshemesh with hew subuwbs: 6:60 And out of t-the twibe of Benjamin; 
Geba with hew subuwbs, and A-Awemeth with hew subuwbs, and Anyathoth with 
hew subuwbs. Aww theiw c-cities (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw famiwies wewe thiwteen 
cities. 

6:61 And u-unto t-the sons of Kohath, which wewe weft of t-the f-famiwy of 
that twibe, wewe c-cities given out of t-the hawf twibe, nyamewy, out of 
t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, by wot, t-ten cities. 

6:62 And to t-the sons of G-Gewshom (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw famiwies out of t-the 
twibe of I-Issachaw, and out of t-the twibe of Ashew, and out of t-the twibe 
of Nyaphtawi, and out of t-the twibe of Manyasseh in B-Bashan, thiwteen 
cities. 

6:63 Unto t-the sons of M-Mewawi wewe given by wot, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw 
famiwies, out of t-the twibe of W-Weuben, and out of t-the twibe of Gad, and 
out of t-the twibe of Zebuwun, twewve cities. 

6:64 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew gave to t-the Wevites these c-cities with 
theiw subuwbs. 

6:65 And they gave by wot out of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, 
and out of t-the twibe of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon, and out of t-the twibe 
of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin, these cities, which awe cawwed by theiw 
n-nyames. 

6-6:66 And t-the wesidue of t-the famiwies of t-the sons of Kohath h-had c-cities 
of theiw coasts out of t-the twibe of Ephwaim. 

6-6:67 And they gave u-unto t-them, of t-the c-cities of wefuge, Shechem in 
mount Ephwaim with hew subuwbs; they gave awso Gezew with hew subuwbs, 
6:68 And Jokmeam with hew subuwbs, and Bethhowon with hew subuwbs, 
6-6:69 And A-Aijawon with hew subuwbs, and (x_x)V *teleports behind you* G-Gathwimmon with hew subuwbs: 
6-6:70 And out of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh; Anyew with hew subuwbs, and 
Biweam with hew subuwbs, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-famiwy of t-the wemnyant of t-the sons of 
Kohath. 

6:71 Unto t-the sons of G-Gewshom wewe given out of t-the f-famiwy of t-the hawf 
twibe of Manyasseh, Gowan in Bashan with hew subuwbs, and A-Ashtawoth 
with hew subuwbs: 6-6:72 And out of t-the twibe of Issachaw; K-Kedesh with 
hew subuwbs, D-Dabewath with hew subuwbs, 6-6:73 And Wamoth with hew 
subuwbs, and Anyem with hew subuwbs: 6:74 And out of t-the twibe of 
A-Ashew; (/ =ω=)/ M-Mashaw with hew subuwbs, and Abdon with hew subuwbs, 6:75 And 
Hukok with hew subuwbs, and Wehob with hew subuwbs: 6:76 And out of 
t-the twibe of Nyaphtawi; K-Kedesh in G-Gawiwee with hew subuwbs, and Hammon 
with hew subuwbs, and Kiwjathaim with hew subuwbs. 

6:77 Unto t-the w-west of t-the chiwdwen of M-Mewawi wewe given out of t-the 
twibe of Zebuwun, Wimmon with hew subuwbs, (*´▽`*) T-Tabow with hew subuwbs: 
6:78 And on t-the othew side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan by Jewicho, on t-the east side of 
Jowdan, wewe given t-them out of t-the twibe of W-Weuben, B-Bezew in t-the 
wiwdewnyess with hew subuwbs, and Jahzah with hew subuwbs, 6:79 
Kedemoth awso with hew subuwbs, and Mephaath with hew subuwbs: 6:80 
And out of t-the twibe of G-Gad; Wamoth in Giwead with hew subuwbs, and 
Mahanyaim with hew subuwbs, 6-6:81 And H-Heshbon with hew subuwbs, and 
(^ω~) J-Jazew with hew subuwbs. 

7:1 Nyow t-the sons of Issachaw (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Towa, and (°ㅂ°╬) *cries* P-Puah, J-Jashub, and 
Shimwom, fouw. 

7:2 And t-the sons of Towa; ♡(｡- ω -) U-Uzzi, and W-Wephaiah, and Jewiew, and Jahmai, 
and Jibsam, and (♡°▽°♡) S-Shemuew, heads of theiw fathew's h-house, to wit, of 
Towa: they wewe v-vawiant men of m-might in theiw genyewations; whose 
(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew w-was in t-the days of David two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand and six 
hundwed. 

7-7:3 And t-the sons of Uzzi; Izwahiah: and t-the sons of I-Izwahiah; Michaew, 
and (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, and J-Joew, I-Ishiah, five: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them chief m-men. 

7:4 And with t-them, by theiw genyewations, aftew t-the house of theiw 
fathews, wewe bands of sowdiews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw, six and thiwty t-thousand m-men: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had many wives and sons. 

7:5 And theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies of Issachaw wewe v-vawiant 
men of might, w-weckonyed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww by theiw genyeawogies fouwscowe and seven 
thousand. 

7:6 The sons of Benjamin; Bewa, and B-Bechew, and Jediaew, thwee. 

7-7:7 And t-the sons of Bewa; E-Ezbon, and ♡(｡- ω -) U-Uzzi, and Uzziew, and Jewimoth, 
and Iwi, five; heads of t-the house of theiw fathews, mighty men of 
vawouw; and wewe w-weckonyed by theiw genyeawogies ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two t-thousand 
and thiwty and fouw. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And t-the sons of B-Bechew; Zemiwa, and J-Joash, and Ewiezew, and 
Ewioenyai, and Omwi, and Jewimoth, and Abiah, and Anyathoth, and 
Awameth. Aww these awe t-the sons of Bechew. 

7:9 And t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them, aftew theiw g-genyeawogy by theiw 
genyewations, heads of t-the house of theiw fathews, mighty men of 
vawouw, w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand and two hundwed. 

7:10 The sons awso of J-Jediaew; Biwhan: and t-the sons of Biwhan; Jeush, 
and Benjamin, and Ehud, and Chenyaanyah, and Zethan, and (O.O) T-Thawshish, and 
A-Ahishahaw. 

7:11 Aww these t-the sons of Jediaew, by t-the heads of theiw fathews, 
mighty men of vawouw, wewe seventeen t-thousand and two hundwed 
sowdiews, fit to go out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw and battwe. 

7:12 Shuppim awso, and Huppim, t-the chiwdwen of Iw, and (* ^ ω ^) H-Hushim, t-the 
sons of Ahew. 

7:13 The sons of Nyaphtawi; Jahziew, and Gunyi, and Jezew, and Shawwum, 
t-the sons of B-Biwhah. 

7:14 The sons of Manyasseh; (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) A-Ashwiew, whom she bawe: (but his concubinye 
t-the A-Awamitess bawe M-Machiw t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Giwead: 7:15 And M-Machiw took 
to wife t-the s-sistew of H-Huppim and S-Shuppim, whose sistew's nyame w-was 
M-Maachah;) and t-the nyame of t-the second w-was Zewophehad: and Zewophehad 
h-had daughtews. 

7:16 And Maachah t-the wife of M-Machiw bawe a son, and she cawwed his 
nyame Pewesh; and t-the nyame of his b-bwothew w-was (♡°▽°♡) S-Shewesh; and his sons 
wewe Uwam and Wakem. 

7:17 And t-the sons of Uwam; Bedan. These wewe t-the sons of Giwead, t-the 
son of Machiw, t-the son of M-Manyasseh. 

7:18 And his s-sistew Hammoweketh bawe Ishod, and Abiezew, and Mahawah. 

xDD 7-7:19 And t-the sons of Shemidah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Ahian, and S-Shechem, and Wikhi, and 
Anyiam. 

7:20 And t-the sons of Ephwaim; Shuthewah, and B-Bewed his son, and Tahath 
his son, and Ewadah his son, and Tahath his son, 7:21 And Zabad his 
son, and Shuthewah his son, and Ezew, and Ewead, whom t-the men of G-Gath 
that wewe bown in that wand s-swew, because they came down to o(>ω<)o t-take away 
theiw c-cattwe. 

7:22 And Ephwaim theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew mouwnyed many days, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen came 
to comfowt h-him. 

7:23 And when he went in to his wife, she conceived, and bawe a son, 
and he cawwed his nyame Bewiah, because it went eviw with his house. 

7:24 (-(And his daughtew w-was ^-^ *leans over* S-Shewah, who b-buiwt Bethhowon t-the nyethew, and 
t-the uppew, and Uzzenshewah.) 7:25 And (o^ ^o)/ W-Wephah w-was his son, awso 
Wesheph, and Tewah his son, and Tahan his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Waadan his son, Ammihud his son, Ewishama his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 N-Nyon his son, Jehoshuah his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

7:28 And theiw possessions and habitations (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Bethew and t-the towns 
t-theweof, and eastwawd N-Nyaawan, and westwawd G-Gezew, with t-the towns 
t-theweof; Shechem awso and t-the towns t-theweof, u-unto Gaza and t-the towns 
theweof: 7:29 And by t-the b-bowdews of t-the chiwdwen of Manyasseh, 
Bethshean and hew t-towns, (つ✧ω✧)つ T-Taanyach and hew t-towns, Megiddo and hew t-towns, 
Dow and hew towns. In these d-dwewt t-the chiwdwen of Joseph t-the son of 
Iswaew. 

7:30 The sons of A-Ashew; Imnyah, and Isuah, and Ishuai, and Bewiah, and 
S-Sewah theiw s-sistew. 

7:31 And t-the sons of Bewiah; Hebew, and Mawchiew, who is t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of 
Biwzavith. 

7-7:32 And Hebew begat Japhwet, and Shomew, and Hotham, and Shua theiw 
s-sistew. 

7:33 And t-the sons of Japhwet; Pasach, and Bimhaw, and Ashvath. These 
awe t-the chiwdwen of Japhwet. 

7:34 And t-the sons of Shamew; Ahi, and Wohgah, J-Jehubbah, and A-Awam. 

7:35 And t-the sons of his b-bwothew Hewem; Zophah, and Imnya, and Shewesh, 
and A-Amaw. 

7:36 The sons of Zophah; S-Suah, and Hawnyephew, and Shuaw, and Bewi, and 
Imwah, 7:37 Bezew, and H-Hod, and Shamma, and (^-^*)/ S-Shiwshah, and Ithwan, and 
(o^ ^o) B-Beewa. 

o(>< )o 7-7:38 And t-the sons of Jethew; Jephunnyeh, and Pispah, and Awa. 

7:39 And t-the sons of U-Uwwa; Awah, and H-Hanyiew, and Wezia. 

7-7:40 Aww these wewe t-the chiwdwen of Ashew, heads of theiw fathew's 
h-house, choice and mighty men of vawouw, chief of t-the p-pwinces. And t-the 
(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the g-genyeawogy of t-them that wewe a-apt to t-the waw and 
to battwe w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and six t-thousand m-men. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Nyow Benjamin begat Bewa his f-fiwstbown, Ashbew t-the second, and 
A-Ahawah t-the thiwd, 8-8:2 Nyohah t-the fouwth, and Wapha t-the fifth. 

8:3 And t-the sons of Bewa (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Addaw, and Gewa, and Abihud, 8:4 And 
Abishua, and N-Nyaaman, and Ahoah, 8-8:5 And Gewa, and Shephuphan, and 
Huwam. 

8:6 And these awe t-the sons of Ehud: these awe t-the heads of t-the f-fathews 
of t-the i-inhabitants of Geba, and they w-wemoved t-them to Manyahath: 8:7 And 
N-Nyaaman, and Ahiah, and Gewa, he w-wemoved t-them, and begat U-Uzza, and 
Ahihud. 

8:8 And Shahawaim begat chiwdwen in t-the c-countwy of M-Moab, aftew he h-had 
sent t-them away; H-Hushim and Baawa wewe his (^-^*)/ w-wives. 

8:9 And he begat of Hodesh his wife, Jobab, and Zibia, and (=①ω①=) M-Mesha, and 
Mawcham, 8-8:10 And Jeuz, and Shachia, and Miwma. These wewe his ^-^ s-sons, 
heads of t-the fathews. 

8-8:11 And of H-Hushim he begat Abitub, and Ewpaaw. 

8:12 The sons of Ewpaaw; Ebew, and Misham, and Shamed, who b-buiwt Onyo, 
and Wod, with t-the towns theweof: 8-8:13 B-Bewiah awso, and Shema, who wewe 
heads of t-the f-fathews of t-the i-inhabitants of Aijawon, who (o_O)! d-dwove away t-the 
i-inhabitants of Gath: 8:14 And A-Ahio, S-Shashak, and Jewemoth, 8:15 And 
Zebadiah, and Awad, and Adew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And Michaew, and Ispah, and J-Joha, 
t-the sons of Bewiah; 8:17 And Zebadiah, and Meshuwwam, and Hezeki, and 
Hebew, 8-8:18 Ishmewai awso, and Jezwiah, and Jobab, t-the sons of Ewpaaw; 
8-8:19 And Jakim, and Zichwi, and Zabdi, 8:20 And {{ (>_<) }} E-Ewienyai, and Z-Ziwthai, 
and Ewiew, 8-8:21 And A-Adaiah, and Bewaiah, and Shimwath, t-the sons of 
Shimhi; (*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And Ishpan, and Hebew, and Ewiew, 8:23 And Abdon, and 
Zichwi, and Hanyan, 8:24 And Hanyanyiah, and Ewam, and Antothijah, 8:25 
And Iphedeiah, and Penyuew, t-the sons of Shashak; 8:26 And S-Shamshewai, 
and S-Shehawiah, and Athawiah, 8:27 And Jawesiah, and Ewiah, and Zichwi, 
t-the sons of Jewoham. 

8:28 These wewe heads of t-the fathews, by theiw genyewations, chief m-men. 

These d-dwewt in Jewusawem. 

8:29 And a-at G-Gibeon d-dwewt t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of G-Gibeon; whose w-wife's nyame w-was 
Maachah: 8:30 And his fiwstbown son Abdon, and Zuw, and Kish, and 
Baaw, and Nyadab, 8:31 And Gedow, and A-Ahio, and Zachew. 

8:32 And Mikwoth begat Shimeah. And these awso d-dwewt with theiw 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in J-Jewusawem, o-ovew against them. 

╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 And Nyew begat Kish, and Kish begat Sauw, and Sauw begat Jonyathan, 
and Mawchishua, and Abinyadab, and Eshbaaw. 

8:34 And t-the son of Jonyathan w-was Mewibbaaw; and Mewibbaaw begat Micah. 

8-8:35 And t-the sons of (^人^) M-Micah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Pithon, and Mewech, and Tawea, and 
Ahaz. 

8:36 And Ahaz begat Jehoadah; and J-Jehoadah begat Awemeth, and 
Azmaveth, and Zimwi; and Zimwi begat M-Moza, 8-8:37 And Moza begat Binyea: 
Wapha w-was his son, Eweasah his son, Azew his son: 8:38 And Azew h-had 
six ^-^ s-sons, whose nyames awe these, Azwikam, B-Bochewu, and I-Ishmaew, and 
(=^‥^=) S-Sheawiah, and (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, and H-Hanyan. Aww these wewe t-the sons of Azew. 

8:39 And t-the sons of Eshek his b-bwothew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Uwam his f-fiwstbown, 
Jehush t-the second, and Ewiphewet t-the thiwd. 

8-8:40 And t-the sons of Uwam wewe mighty men of vawouw, a-awchews, and h-had 
many ^-^ s-sons, and s-sons' ^-^ s-sons, an hundwed and fifty. Aww these awe of t-the 
sons of Benjamin. 

9:1 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew wewe w-weckonyed by genyeawogies; and, b-behowd, they wewe 
wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings of Iswaew and Judah, who wewe cawwied 
away to Babywon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw twansgwession. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Nyow t-the fiwst i-inhabitants that d-dwewt in theiw possessions in theiw 
c-cities (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, t-the Iswaewites, t-the p-pwiests, W-Wevites, and t-the Nyethinyims. 

9:3 And in Jewusawem d-dwewt of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, and of t-the 
chiwdwen of Benjamin, and of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim, and Manyasseh; 
9:4 Uthai t-the son of Ammihud, t-the son of Omwi, t-the son of Imwi, t-the 
son of Banyi, of t-the chiwdwen of Phawez t-the son of J-Judah. 

9:5 And of t-the ( ~*-*)~ S-Shiwonyites; Asaiah t-the f-fiwstbown, and his sons. 

9:6 And of t-the sons of Zewah; Jeuew, and theiw bwethwen, six hundwed 
and nyinyety. 

9:7 And of t-the sons of Benjamin; S-Sawwu t-the son of Meshuwwam, t-the son 
of H-Hodaviah, t-the son of Hasenyuah, 9:8 And Ibnyeiah t-the son of Jewoham, 
and Ewah t-the son of ♡(｡- ω -) U-Uzzi, t-the son of M-Michwi, and Meshuwwam t-the son of 
Shephathiah, t-the son of OwO W-Weuew, t-the son of Ibnyijah; 9:9 And theiw 
bwethwen, a-accowding to theiw genyewations, nyinye hundwed and fifty and 
six. Aww these men wewe chief of t-the f-fathews in t-the house of theiw 
fathews. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And of t-the pwiests; Jedaiah, and J-Jehoiawib, and Jachin, 9-9:11 And 
A-Azawiah t-the son of Hiwkiah, t-the son of Meshuwwam, t-the son of Z-Zadok, 
t-the son of Mewaioth, t-the son of Ahitub, t-the wuwew of t-the house of God; 
9:12 And A-Adaiah t-the son of Jewoham, t-the son of Pashuw, t-the son of 
Mawchijah, and Maasiai t-the son of Adiew, t-the son of Jahzewah, t-the son 
of Meshuwwam, t-the son of Meshiwwemith, t-the son of Immew; 9:13 And 
theiw bwethwen, heads of t-the house of theiw fathews, a t-thousand and 
seven hundwed and thweescowe; vewy abwe men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk of t-the 
sewvice of t-the house of God. 

9-9:14 And of t-the Wevites; Shemaiah t-the son of (＃￣ω￣) H-Hasshub, t-the son of 
Azwikam, t-the son of Hashabiah, of t-the sons of Mewawi; 9:15 And 
Bakbakkaw, Hewesh, and Gawaw, and Mattanyiah t-the son of M-Micah, t-the son 
of Zichwi, t-the son of Asaph; 9:16 And Obadiah t-the son of Shemaiah, t-the 
son of Gawaw, t-the son of Jeduthun, and Bewechiah t-the son of Asa, t-the 
son of Ewkanyah, that d-dwewt in t-the v-viwwages of t-the Nyetophathites. 

9:17 And t-the p-powtews (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Shawwum, and Akkub, and Tawmon, and Ahiman, 
and theiw b-bwethwen: Shawwum w-was t-the chief; 9:18 Who hithewto waited in 
t-the king's gate eastwawd: they wewe p-powtews in t-the c-companyies of t-the 
chiwdwen of Wevi. 

9:19 And Shawwum t-the son of Kowe, t-the son of E-Ebiasaph, t-the son of 
Kowah, and his bwethwen, of t-the house of his fathew, t-the Kowahites, 
wewe o-ovew t-the wowk of t-the sewvice, keepews of t-the gates of t-the 
tabewnyacwe: and theiw fathews, being o-ovew t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the WOWD, wewe 
keepews of t-the entwy. 

9:20 And OwO P-Phinyehas t-the son of Eweazaw w-was t-the wuwew o-ovew t-them in time 
past, and t-the WOWD w-was with h-him. 

9:21 And (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of Meshewemiah w-was powtew of t-the doow of 
t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the c-congwegation. 

9:22 Aww these which wewe chosen to be p-powtews in t-the gates wewe two 
hundwed and twewve. These wewe w-weckonyed by theiw g-genyeawogy in theiw 
viwwages, whom David and S-Samuew t-the seew did owdain in theiw s-set 
office. 

9:23 S-So they and theiw chiwdwen h-had t-the ovewsight of t-the gates of t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, nyamewy, t-the house of t-the tabewnyacwe, by wawds. 

9:24 In fouw quawtews wewe t-the powtews, towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, west, nyowth, 
and south. 

9:25 And theiw bwethwen, which wewe in theiw viwwages, wewe to come 
aftew seven days fwom time to time with them. 

9:26 Fow these W-Wevites, t-the fouw chief powtews, wewe in theiw s-set 
office, and wewe o-ovew t-the c-chambews and tweasuwies of t-the house of God. 

9:27 And they wodged (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the house of G-God, because t-the chawge 
w-was upon t-them, and t-the openying theweof {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying p-pewtainyed to 
them. 

9-9:28 And c-cewtain of t-them h-had t-the chawge of t-the minyistewing vessews, 
that they shouwd bwing t-them in and out by t-tawe. 

9:29 Some of t-them awso wewe appointed to ovewsee t-the vessews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the instwuments of t-the s-sanctuawy, and t-the finye fwouw, and t-the winye, 
and t-the oiw, and t-the fwankincense, and t-the spices. 

9:30 And s-some of t-the sons of t-the pwiests m-made t-the ointment of t-the 
spices. 

9:31 And M-Mattithiah, onye of t-the W-Wevites, who w-was t-the fiwstbown of 
Shawwum t-the K-Kowahite, h-had t-the s-set ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office o-ovew t-the things that wewe 
m-made in t-the pans. 

9:32 And othew of theiw bwethwen, of t-the sons of t-the Kohathites, wewe 
o-ovew t-the shewbwead, to p-pwepawe it {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sabbath. 

9:33 And these awe t-the singews, chief of t-the f-fathews of t-the W-Wevites, 
who wemainying in t-the c-chambews wewe fwee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe empwoyed in 
that wowk day and nyight. 

9:34 These chief f-fathews of t-the Wevites wewe chief (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout theiw 
genyewations; these d-dwewt a-at Jewusawem. 

9:35 And in G-Gibeon d-dwewt t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of G-Gibeon, Jehiew, whose w-wife's 
nyame w-was Maachah: 9:36 And his fiwstbown son Abdon, t-then Zuw, and 
Kish, and Baaw, and N-Nyew, and Nyadab. 

9:37 And Gedow, and A-Ahio, and Z-Zechawiah, and Mikwoth. 

9:38 And Mikwoth begat Shimeam. And they awso d-dwewt with theiw 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen a-at J-Jewusawem, o-ovew against theiw bwethwen. 

9-9:39 And Nyew begat Kish; and Kish begat Sauw; and Sauw begat Jonyathan, 
and Mawchishua, and Abinyadab, and Eshbaaw. 

9:40 And t-the son of Jonyathan w-was ^w^ *cries* M-Mewibbaaw: and Mewibbaaw begat Micah. 

9-9:41 And t-the sons of (^人^) M-Micah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Pithon, and Mewech, and T-Tahwea, and 
Ahaz. 

9:42 And Ahaz begat J-Jawah; and Jawah begat Awemeth, and Azmaveth, and 
Zimwi; and Zimwi begat M-Moza; 9:43 And Moza begat Binyea; and Wephaiah 
his son, Eweasah his son, Azew his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

9-9:44 And Azew h-had six ^-^ s-sons, whose nyames awe these, Azwikam, B-Bochewu, 
and I-Ishmaew, and (=^‥^=) S-Sheawiah, and (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, and Hanyan: these wewe t-the sons 
of Azew. 

10:1 Nyow t-the Phiwistinyes fought against I-Iswaew; and t-the men of Iswaew 
fwed fwom befowe t-the Phiwistinyes, and feww down s-swain in mount Giwboa. 

1-10:2 And t-the Phiwistinyes f-fowwowed hawd aftew Sauw, and aftew his s-sons; 
and t-the Phiwistinyes swew Jonyathan, and Abinyadab, and Mawchishua, t-the 
sons of Sauw. 

10:3 And t-the battwe went sowe against Sauw, and t-the awchews hit him, 
and he w-was w-wounded of t-the awchews. 

10:4 T-Then said Sauw to his awmouwbeawew, Dwaw thy swowd, and thwust m-me 
thwough t-thewewith; west these u-unciwcumcised come and abuse me. But his 
(o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew w-wouwd n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was sowe afwaid. S-So Sauw took a swowd, 
and feww upon it. 

1-10:5 And when his (o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew saw that Sauw w-was dead, he feww 
wikewise on t-the swowd, and died. 

10:6 S-So Sauw died, and his thwee ^-^ s-sons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his house died 
togethew. 

10:7 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew that wewe in t-the vawwey saw that 
they fwed, and that Sauw and his sons wewe dead, t-then they fowsook 
theiw cities, and fwed: and t-the Phiwistinyes came and d-dwewt in them. 

10:8 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, when t-the Phiwistinyes came to 
s-stwip t-the swain, that they f-found Sauw and his sons f-fawwen in mount 
Giwboa. 

10:9 And when they h-had (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped him, they took his head, and his 
a-awmouw, and sent into t-the wand of t-the Phiwistinyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, to 
cawwy tidings u-unto theiw idows, and to t-the peopwe. 

10:10 And they put his awmouw in t-the house of theiw gods, and (o-_-o) f-fastenyed 
his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in t-the tempwe of Dagon. 

1-10:11 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Jabeshgiwead heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the Phiwistinyes h-had 
donye to Sauw, (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 They a-awose, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the v-vawiant men, and took away t-the 
body of Sauw, and t-the bodies of his ^-^ s-sons, and b-bwought t-them to J-Jabesh, 
and buwied theiw bonyes undew t-the oak in J-Jabesh, and fasted seven days. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 S-So Sauw died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his twansgwession which he committed against 
t-the WOWD, even against t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, which he kept nyot, and 
awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow asking counsew of onye that h-had a famiwiaw spiwit, to enquiwe 
of it; (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And enquiwed nyot of t-the WOWD: thewefowe he swew him, and 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the kingdom u-unto David t-the son of Jesse. 

11:1 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew gathewed themsewves to David u-unto Hebwon, s-saying, 
Behowd, we awe thy bonye and thy ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

11:2 And moweovew in time past, even when Sauw w-was king, t-thou wast he 
that weddest out and b-bwoughtest in Iswaew: and t-the WOWD thy God said 
u-unto thee, T-Thou shawt feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, and t-thou shawt be wuwew 
o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew. 

11:3 Thewefowe came (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Iswaew to t-the king to Hebwon; 
and David m-made a c-covenyant with t-them in H-Hebwon befowe t-the WOWD; and 
they anyointed David king o-ovew I-Iswaew, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the 
WOWD by Samuew. 

11:4 And David and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew went to J-Jewusawem, which is Jebus; whewe 
t-the Jebusites (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand. 

11:5 And t-the i-inhabitants of Jebus said to D-David, T-Thou shawt nyot come 
hithew. Nyevewthewess David took t-the c-castwe of Zion, which is t-the city 
of David. 

11:6 And David said, Whosoevew smiteth t-the Jebusites fiwst shaww be 
chief and captain. S-So Joab t-the son of Zewuiah went fiwst up, and w-was 
chief. 

11:7 And David d-dwewt in t-the castwe; thewefowe they cawwed it t-the city 
of David. 

11:8 And he b-buiwt t-the city (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, even fwom M-Miwwo (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: 
and Joab w-wepaiwed t-the w-west of t-the city. 

11:9 S-So David (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed gweatew and gweatew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD of hosts w-was 
with h-him. 

11:10 These awso awe t-the chief of t-the mighty men whom David had, who 
stwengthenyed themsewves with him in his k-kingdom, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, 
to make him king, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD c-concewnying Iswaew. 

11:11 And this is t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the mighty men whom David had; 
J-Jashobeam, an Hachmonyite, t-the chief of t-the captains: he w-wifted up his 
speaw against thwee hundwed s-swain by him a-at onye ^w^ t-time. 

11:12 And aftew him w-was Eweazaw t-the son of Dodo, t-the Ahohite, who w-was 
onye of t-the thwee mighties. 

11:13 He w-was with David a-at Pasdammim, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the Phiwistinyes wewe 
gathewed togethew to battwe, whewe w-was a pawcew of (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound f-fuww of 
bawwey; and t-the peopwe fwed fwom befowe t-the Phiwistinyes. 

11:14 And they s-set themsewves in t-the m-midst of that pawcew, and 
dewivewed it, and swew t-the Phiwistinyes; and t-the WOWD saved t-them by a 
gweat dewivewance. 

11:15 Nyow thwee of t-the thiwty captains went down to t-the w-wock to D-David, 
into t-the c-cave of Aduwwam; and t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes encamped in 
t-the vawwey of Wephaim. 

11:16 And David w-was t-then in t-the howd, and t-the (♡°▽°♡) P-Phiwistinyes' gawwison 
w-was t-then a-at B-Bethwehem. 

11:17 And David wonged, and said, O-Oh that onye w-wouwd g-give m-me dwink of 
t-the w-watew of t-the w-weww of Bethwehem, that is a-at t-the gate! 11:18 And 
t-the thwee bwake thwough t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes, and dwew w-watew 
out of t-the w-weww of Bethwehem, that w-was by t-the gate, and took it, and 
b-bwought it to David: but David w-wouwd nyot dwink of it, but pouwed it 
out to t-the WOWD. 

11:19 And said, My God fowbid it me, that I shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this thing: 
shaww I dwink t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of these men that have put theiw wives in 
jeopawdy? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with t-the jeopawdy of theiw wives they b-bwought it. 
Thewefowe he w-wouwd nyot dwink it. 

These things did these thwee m-mightiest. 

11:20 And Abishai t-the b-bwothew of ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, he w-was chief of t-the t-thwee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
wifting up his speaw against thwee h-hundwed, he swew t-them, and h-had a 
nyame among t-the thwee. 

11:21 O-Of t-the thwee, he w-was mowe honyouwabwe than t-the two; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was 
theiw captain: h-howbeit he attainyed nyot to t-the fiwst thwee. 

11:22 B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, t-the son of a v-vawiant man of 
Kabzeew, who h-had donye many a-acts; he swew two wionwike men of M-Moab: 
awso he went down and swew a w-wion in a p-pit in a s-snyowy d-day. 

1-11:23 And he swew an Egyptian, a man of gweat statuwe, five cubits 
h-high; and in t-the Egyptian's hand w-was a speaw w-wike a weavew's beam; and 
he went down to him with a staff, and p-pwucked t-the speaw out of t-the 
Egyptian's hand, and swew him with his own speaw. 

11:24 These things did B-Benyaiah t-the son of Jehoiada, and h-had t-the nyame 
among t-the thwee mighties. 

11:25 Behowd, he w-was honyouwabwe among t-the thiwty, but attainyed nyot to 
t-the fiwst t-thwee: and David s-set him o-ovew his guawd. 

11:26 Awso t-the v-vawiant men of t-the awmies (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, A-Asahew t-the b-bwothew of 
( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, Ewhanyan t-the son of Dodo of Bethwehem, 11:27 Shammoth t-the 
Hawowite, Hewez t-the (*・ω・)ﾉ *sweats* P-Pewonyite, 11:28 Iwa t-the son of Ikkesh t-the T-Tekoite, 
Abiezew t-the Antothite, 1-11:29 Sibbecai t-the Hushathite, Iwai t-the 
Ahohite, 11:30 Mahawai t-the Nyetophathite, Hewed t-the son of B-Baanyah t-the 
Nyetophathite, 11:31 I-Ithai t-the son of Wibai of Gibeah, that p-pewtainyed 
to t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin, B-Benyaiah t-the Piwathonyite, 11:32 Huwai of 
t-the bwooks of Gaash, Abiew t-the Awbathite, 11:33 Azmaveth t-the 
Bahawumite, Ewiahba t-the Shaawbonyite, (´-ω-`) 1-11:34 The sons of Hashem t-the 
Gizonyite, Jonyathan t-the son of Shage t-the Hawawite, 11:35 (=^･ω･^=) A-Ahiam t-the son 
of S-Sacaw t-the Hawawite, Ewiphaw t-the son of Uw, 11:36 Hephew t-the 
Mechewathite, Ahijah t-the (*・ω・)ﾉ *sweats* P-Pewonyite, 11:37 Hezwo t-the Cawmewite, Nyaawai 
t-the son of Ezbai, 1-11:38 Joew t-the b-bwothew of Nyathan, Mibhaw t-the son of 
Haggewi, 1-11:39 Zewek t-the (=①ω①=) A-Ammonyite, N-Nyahawai t-the Bewothite, t-the 
(o^ ^o)/ a-awmouwbeawew of Joab t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, 11:40 Iwa t-the Ithwite, Gaweb 
t-the Ithwite, 11:41 Uwiah t-the Hittite, Zabad t-the son of A-Ahwai, 1-11:42 
Adinya t-the son of Shiza t-the Weubenyite, a c-captain of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and 
thiwty with him, 1-11:43 Hanyan t-the son of Maachah, and Joshaphat t-the 
M-Mithnyite, 11:44 (＾▽＾') U-Uzzia t-the Ashtewathite, Shama and Jehiew t-the sons of 
Hothan t-the Awoewite, 11:45 Jediaew t-the son of Shimwi, and Joha his 
bwothew, t-the Tizite, 1-11:46 Ewiew t-the Mahavite, and J-Jewibai, and 
J-Joshaviah, t-the sons of Ewnyaam, and Ithmah t-the Moabite, 11:47 Ewiew, 
and Obed, and Jasiew t-the Mesobaite. 

12:1 Nyow these awe they that came to David to Zikwag, whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
kept himsewf cwose because of Sauw t-the son of Kish: and they wewe 
among t-the mighty men, hewpews of t-the waw. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 They wewe awmed with bows, and couwd use both t-the wight hand and 
t-the weft in huwwing s-stonyes and shooting awwows out of a b-bow, even of 
Sauw's (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of Benjamin. 

12:3 The chief w-was Ahiezew, t-then J-Joash, t-the sons of Shemaah t-the 
Gibeathite; and J-Jeziew, and P-Pewet, t-the sons of Azmaveth; and Bewachah, 
and Jehu t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ A-Antothite. 

12:4 And Ismaiah t-the Gibeonyite, a mighty man among t-the thiwty, and 
o-ovew t-the thiwty; and Jewemiah, and Jahaziew, and Johanyan, and Josabad 
t-the Gedewathite, 1-12:5 Ewuzai, and Jewimoth, and Beawiah, and 
Shemawiah, and S-Shephatiah t-the Hawuphite, 12:6 Ewkanyah, and (O.O) J-Jesiah, and 
Azaweew, and Joezew, and J-Jashobeam, t-the Kowhites, (o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And Joewah, and 
Zebadiah, t-the sons of J-Jewoham of Gedow. 

12:8 And of t-the Gadites (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe sepawated themsewves u-unto David into t-the 
h-howd to t-the wiwdewnyess men of might, and men of waw fit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
battwe, that couwd handwe shiewd and buckwew, whose faces wewe w-wike 
t-the faces of wions, and wewe as swift as t-the woes upon t-the mountains; 
12:9 E-Ezew t-the fiwst, Obadiah t-the second, Ewiab t-the thiwd, 12:10 
Mishmannyah t-the fouwth, Jewemiah t-the fifth, 1-12:11 Attai t-the sixth, 
Ewiew t-the seventh, 12:12 Johanyan t-the eighth, E-Ewzabad t-the nyinth, 12:13 
Jewemiah t-the tenth, Machbanyai t-the eweventh. 

12:14 These wewe of t-the sons of Gad, captains of t-the h-host: onye of t-the 
weast w-was o-ovew an h-hundwed, and t-the gweatest o-ovew a thousand. 

1-12:15 These awe they that went o-ovew (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan in t-the fiwst m-month, when it 
h-had ovewfwown (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his banks; and they put to fwight (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them of t-the 
vawweys, both towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and towawd t-the west. 

12:16 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin and Judah to t-the h-howd 
u-unto David. 

12:17 And David went out to meet t-them, and answewed and said u-unto 
t-them, If ye be come peaceabwy u-unto m-me to hewp me, minye heawt shaww be 
knyit u-unto you: but if ye be come to betway m-me to minye >_> e-enyemies, seeing 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo w-wwong in minye hands, t-the God of ouw f-fathews wook theweon, 
and webuke it. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 T-Then t-the spiwit came upon (´ ω `♡) A-Amasai, who w-was chief of t-the captains, 
and he said, T-Thinye awe ^w^ w-we, D-David, and on thy side, t-thou son of Jesse: 
p-peace, peace be u-unto thee, and peace be to thinye hewpews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy God 
hewpeth thee. 

T-Then David weceived t-them, and m-made t-them captains of t-the band. 

12:19 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww s-some of Manyasseh to D-David, when he came with t-the 
Phiwistinyes against Sauw to |･ω･) b-battwe: but they hewped t-them nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wowds of t-the Phiwistinyes upon advisement sent him away, s-saying, He 
wiww faww to his mastew Sauw to t-the jeopawdy of ouw heads. 

12:20 As he went to Zikwag, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww to him of Manyasseh, A-Adnyah, and 
Jozabad, and Jediaew, and Michaew, and Jozabad, and (*ﾉωﾉ) E-Ewihu, and 
Z-Ziwthai, captains of t-the thousands that wewe of M-Manyasseh. 

1-12:21 And they hewped David against t-the band of t-the wovews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mighty men of vawouw, and wewe captains in t-the host. 

12:22 Fow a-at that time day by day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came to David to hewp him, 
untiw it w-was a gweat host, w-wike t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of God. 

12:23 And these awe t-the nyumbews of t-the bands that wewe weady awmed to 
t-the waw, and came to David to Hebwon, to tuwn t-the kingdom of Sauw to 
him, a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. 

12:24 The chiwdwen of Judah that bawe shiewd and speaw wewe six 
t-thousand and eight h-hundwed, weady awmed to t-the waw. 

12:25 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of S-Simeon, mighty men of vawouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waw, 
seven t-thousand and onye hundwed. 

12:26 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Wevi fouw t-thousand and six hundwed. 

12:27 And J-Jehoiada w-was t-the w-weadew of t-the Aawonyites, and with him wewe 
thwee t-thousand and seven hundwed; 12:28 And Z-Zadok, a young man mighty 
of vawouw, and of his fathew's house ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two captains. 

12:29 And of t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin, t-the kindwed of Sauw, thwee 
thousand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hithewto t-the gweatest pawt of t-them h-had kept t-the wawd of 
t-the house of Sauw. 

12:30 And of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand and eight 
h-hundwed, mighty men of vawouw, famous (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the house of theiw 
fathews. 

12:31 And of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh eighteen thousand, which wewe 
expwessed by nyame, to come and make David king. 

12:32 And of t-the chiwdwen of I-Issachaw, which wewe men that h-had 
undewstanding of t-the times, to knyow what Iswaew ought to do; t-the heads 
of t-them wewe two hundwed; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen wewe a-at theiw 
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. 

1-12:33 O-Of Zebuwun, such as went fowth to battwe, expewt in waw, with 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww instwuments of waw, fifty thousand, which couwd keep wank: they 
wewe nyot of d-doubwe heawt. 

12:34 And of Nyaphtawi a t-thousand captains, and with t-them with shiewd 
and speaw thiwty and seven thousand. 

12:35 And of t-the Danyites expewt in waw ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight t-thousand and 
six hundwed. 

12:36 And of Ashew, such as went fowth to battwe, expewt in waw, f-fowty 
thousand. 

1-12:37 And on t-the othew side of Jowdan, of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, and t-the 
G-Gadites, and of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of 
instwuments of waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the battwe, an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand. 

12:38 Aww these men of waw, that couwd keep (-ω-、) *looks at you* w-wank, came with a pewfect 
heawt to Hebwon, to make David king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-west 
awso of Iswaew wewe of onye heawt to make David king. 

12:39 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they wewe with David thwee days, e-eating and dwinking: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen h-had pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

1-12:40 Moweovew they that wewe nyigh t-them, even u-unto Issachaw and 
Zebuwun and Nyaphtawi, b-bwought bwead on asses, and on camews, and on 
muwes, and on oxen, and m-meat, m-meaw, c-cakes of f-figs, and bunches of 
w-waisins, and winye, and oiw, and oxen, and sheep abundantwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was joy in Iswaew. 

13:1 And David c-consuwted with t-the captains of thousands and h-hundweds, 
and with {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy weadew. 

13:2 And David said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, If it seem 
g-good u-unto y-you, and that it be of t-the WOWD ouw G-God, wet us send a-abwoad 
u-unto ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe, that awe weft in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of 
I-Iswaew, and with t-them awso to t-the pwiests and Wevites which awe in 
theiw c-cities and subuwbs, that they may gathew themsewves u-unto us: 
13:3 And wet us bwing again t-the awk of ouw God to us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we enquiwed 
nyot a-at it in t-the days of Sauw. 

13:4 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation said that they w-wouwd (^-^*)/ d-do so: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
t-thing w-was wight in t-the eyes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. 

13:5 S-So David gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew togethew, fwom Shihow of Egypt even 
u-unto t-the entewing of H-Hemath, to bwing t-the awk of God fwom 
Kiwjathjeawim. 

13:6 And David went up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, to B-Baawah, that is, to 
Kiwjathjeawim, which bewonged to Judah, to bwing up (o´∀`o) t-thence t-the awk of 
God t-the WOWD, that d-dwewweth b-between t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, whose nyame is 
cawwed on it. 

13:7 And they cawwied t-the awk of God in a nyew c-cawt out of t-the house of 
Abinyadab: and Uzza and Ahio dwave t-the cawt. 

13:8 And David and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew pwayed befowe God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw might, 
and with s-singing, and with h-hawps, and with p-psawtewies, and with 
t-timbwews, and with cymbaws, and with twumpets. 

13:9 And when they came u-unto t-the thweshingfwoow of Chidon, Uzza put 
fowth his hand to h-howd t-the awk; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the oxen stumbwed. 

1-13:10 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against U-Uzza, and he smote 
him, because he put his hand to t-the awk: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he died befowe God. 

1-13:11 And David w-was dispweased, because t-the WOWD h-had m-made a bweach 
upon U-Uzza: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe that pwace is cawwed Pewezuzza to this d-day. 

13:12 And David w-was afwaid of God that day, s-saying, How shaww I bwing 
t-the awk of God home to m-me? 13:13 S-So David b-bwought nyot t-the awk home to 
himsewf to t-the city of D-David, but cawwied it aside into t-the house of 
Obededom t-the Gittite. 

13:14 And t-the awk of God wemainyed with t-the f-famiwy of Obededom in his 
house thwee months. And t-the WOWD bwessed t-the house of Obededom, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had. 

14:1 Nyow Hiwam king of T-Tywe sent m-messengews to D-David, and timbew of 
cedaws, with masons and cawpentews, to buiwd him an house. 

14:2 And David pewceived that t-the WOWD h-had o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed him king o-ovew 
I-Iswaew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his kingdom w-was w-wifted up on high, because of his peopwe 
Iswaew. 

14:3 And David took mowe wives a-at Jewusawem: and David begat mowe sons 
and daughtews. 

14:4 Nyow these awe t-the nyames of his chiwdwen which he h-had in 
Jewusawem; (O.O) S-Shammua, and Shobab, Nyathan, and S-Sowomon, 1-14:5 And Ibhaw, 
and Ewishua, and Ewpawet, 14:6 And Nyogah, and Nyepheg, and Japhia, 14:7 
And Ewishama, and B-Beewiada, and Ewiphawet. 

14:8 And when t-the Phiwistinyes heawd that David w-was anyointed king o-ovew 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Phiwistinyes went up to seek David. And David heawd 
of it, and went out against them. 

14:9 And t-the Phiwistinyes came and spwead themsewves in t-the vawwey of 
Wephaim. 

14:10 And David enquiwed of G-God, s-saying, Shaww I go up against t-the 
Phiwistinyes? And wiwt t-thou d-dewivew t-them into minye hand? And t-the WOWD 
said u-unto him, Go up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww d-dewivew t-them into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

14:11 S-So they came up to Baawpewazim; and David smote t-them thewe. T-Then 
David said, God hath bwoken in upon minye enyemies by minye hand w-wike t-the 
bweaking fowth of watews: thewefowe they cawwed t-the nyame of that pwace 
Baawpewazim. 

1-14:12 And when they h-had weft theiw gods thewe, David gave a 
c-commandment, and they wewe buwnyed with fiwe. 

14:13 And t-the Phiwistinyes (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again spwead themsewves a-abwoad in t-the 
vawwey. 

14:14 Thewefowe David enquiwed again of God; and God said u-unto him, Go 
nyot up aftew t-them; tuwn away fwom t-them, and come upon t-them o-ovew 
against t-the muwbewwy twees. 

1-14:15 And it shaww be, when t-thou shawt h-heaw a s-sound of g-going in t-the 
tops of t-the muwbewwy twees, that t-then t-thou shawt go out to |･ω･) b-battwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
God is gonye fowth befowe thee to smite t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes. 

14:16 David thewefowe did as God commanded him: and they smote t-the 
\(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the Phiwistinyes fwom G-Gibeon even to Gazew. 

14:17 And t-the f-fame of David went out into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands; and t-the WOWD 
b-bwought t-the f-feaw of him upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations. 

15:1 And David m-made him houses in t-the city of D-David, and pwepawed a 
pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk of G-God, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it a tent. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 T-Then David said, N-Nyonye ought to cawwy t-the awk of God but t-the 
Wevites: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them hath t-the WOWD chosen to cawwy t-the awk of G-God, and to 
m-minyistew u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1-15:3 And David gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew togethew to J-Jewusawem, to bwing up 
t-the awk of t-the WOWD u-unto his pwace, which he h-had pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it. 

:3 1-15:4 And David assembwed t-the chiwdwen of Aawon, and t-the Wevites: 1-15:5 
O-Of t-the sons of Kohath; Uwiew t-the chief, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen an hundwed 
and twenty: 15:6 O-Of t-the sons of Mewawi; Asaiah t-the chief, and his 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen two hundwed and twenty: 15:7 O-Of t-the sons of Gewshom; Joew t-the 
chief and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen an hundwed and t-thiwty: 15:8 O-Of t-the sons of 
Ewizaphan; Shemaiah t-the chief, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen two hundwed: 15:9 O-Of 
t-the sons of Hebwon; Ewiew t-the chief, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen f-fouwscowe: 15:10 
O-Of t-the sons of U-Uzziew; Amminyadab t-the chief, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen an 
hundwed and twewve. 

15:11 And David cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Zadok and Abiathaw t-the p-pwiests, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
W-Wevites, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Uwiew, Asaiah, and J-Joew, Shemaiah, and Ewiew, and 
Amminyadab, 15:12 And said u-unto t-them, Ye awe t-the chief of t-the f-fathews 
of t-the Wevites: sanctify youwsewves, both ye and youw bwethwen, that 
ye may bwing up t-the awk of t-the WOWD God of Iswaew u-unto t-the pwace that 
I have pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it. 

1-15:13 Fow because ye did it nyot a-at t-the fiwst, t-the WOWD ouw God m-made a 
bweach upon u-us, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that we sought him nyot aftew t-the d-due owdew. 

15:14 S-So t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites sanctified themsewves to bwing up 
t-the awk of t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. 

15:15 And t-the chiwdwen of t-the Wevites bawe t-the awk of God upon theiw 
s-shouwdews with t-the staves theweon, as Moses commanded a-accowding to t-the 
wowd of t-the WOWD. 

15:16 And David spake to t-the chief of t-the Wevites to appoint theiw 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen to be t-the s-singews with instwuments of m-musick, psawtewies and 
hawps and cymbaws, (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-sounding, by wifting up t-the voice with j-joy. 

15:17 S-So t-the Wevites appointed Heman t-the son of J-Joew; and of his 
bwethwen, A-Asaph t-the son of Bewechiah; and of t-the sons of M-Mewawi theiw 
bwethwen, E-Ethan t-the son of Kushaiah; 15:18 And with t-them theiw 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of t-the second degwee, Z-Zechawiah, Ben, and Jaaziew, and 
Shemiwamoth, and Jehiew, and Unnyi, Ewiab, and Benyaiah, and Maaseiah, 
and M-Mattithiah, and E-Ewipheweh, and Miknyeiah, and Obededom, and Jeiew, 
t-the powtews. 

1-15:19 S-So t-the singews, Heman, Asaph, and Ethan, wewe appointed to s-sound 
with cymbaws of bwass; 1-15:20 And Z-Zechawiah, and Aziew, and 
Shemiwamoth, and Jehiew, and Unnyi, and Ewiab, and Maaseiah, and 
Benyaiah, with psawtewies on A-Awamoth; 15:21 And M-Mattithiah, and 
E-Ewipheweh, and Miknyeiah, and Obededom, and Jeiew, and Azaziah, with 
hawps on t-the Sheminyith to excew. 

15:22 And Chenyanyiah, chief of t-the W-Wevites, w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow song: he instwucted 
about t-the song, because he w-was s-skiwfuw. 

1-15:23 And Bewechiah and Ewkanyah wewe doowkeepews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk. 

1-15:24 And (*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, and Jehoshaphat, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ N-Nyethanyeew, and (´ ω `♡) A-Amasai, and 
Z-Zechawiah, and Benyaiah, and Ewiezew, t-the p-pwiests, did b-bwow with t-the 
t-twumpets befowe t-the awk of G-God: and Obededom and Jehiah wewe 
doowkeepews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk. 

15:25 S-So D-David, and t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, and t-the captains o-ovew 
t-thousands, went to bwing up t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD out of 
t-the house of Obededom with j-joy. 

15:26 And it came to pass, when God hewped t-the Wevites that bawe t-the 
awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, that they offewed seven buwwocks and 
seven wams. 

15:27 And David w-was cwothed with a w-wobe of finye winyen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
Wevites that bawe t-the awk, and t-the singews, and Chenyanyiah t-the mastew 
of t-the song with t-the singews: David awso h-had upon him an e-ephod of 
winyen. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 T-Thus (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew b-bwought up t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD 
with shouting, and with s-sound of t-the c-cownyet, and with twumpets, and 
with cymbaws, making a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise with psawtewies and hawps. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 And it came to pass, as t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD came 
to t-the city of D-David, that M-Michaw, t-the daughtew of Sauw wooking out a-at 
a window saw king David dancing and pwaying: and she (>_<) d-despised him in 
hew heawt. 

16:1 S-So they b-bwought t-the awk of G-God, and s-set it in t-the m-midst of t-the 
>_> t-tent that David h-had (✯◡✯) p-pitched (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: and they offewed buwnt s-sacwifices 
and peace offewings befowe God. 

16:2 And when David h-had m-made an end of offewing t-the buwnt offewings 
and t-the peace offewings, he bwessed t-the peopwe in t-the nyame of t-the 
WOWD. 

16:3 And he d-deawt to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of I-Iswaew, both man and woman, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye a woaf of bwead, and a g-good piece of f-fwesh, and a fwagon of winye. 

16:4 And he appointed c-cewtain of t-the Wevites to m-minyistew befowe t-the 
awk of t-the WOWD, and to wecowd, and to thank and pwaise t-the WOWD God 
of Iswaew: 16:5 A-Asaph t-the chief, and nyext to him Z-Zechawiah, Jeiew, and 
Shemiwamoth, and Jehiew, and M-Mattithiah, and Ewiab, and Benyaiah, and 
Obededom: and Jeiew with psawtewies and with hawps; but A-Asaph m-made a 
s-sound with cymbaws; 1-16:6 B-Benyaiah awso and Jahaziew t-the pwiests with 
t-twumpets continyuawwy befowe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of God. 

16:7 T-Then on that day David dewivewed fiwst this psawm to thank t-the 
WOWD into t-the hand of A-Asaph and his bwethwen. 

16:8 Give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD, caww upon his nyame, make knyown his 
deeds among t-the peopwe. 

1-16:9 Sing u-unto him, sing psawms u-unto him, tawk ye of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wondwous 
wowks. 

1-16:10 Gwowy ye in his h-howy nyame: wet t-the heawt of t-them wejoice that 
seek t-the WOWD. 

16:11 S-Seek t-the WOWD and his stwength, seek his f-face continyuawwy. 

1-16:12 Wemembew his mawvewwous wowks that he hath donye, his wondews, 
and t-the judgments of his mouth; 16:13 O-O ye seed of Iswaew his s-sewvant, 
ye chiwdwen of Jacob, his chosen onyes. 

1-16:14 He is t-the WOWD ouw God; his judgments awe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

xDD 1-16:15 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye mindfuw awways of his c-covenyant; t-the wowd which he 
commanded to a t-thousand genyewations; 16:16 Even of t-the c-covenyant which 
he m-made with A-Abwaham, and of his o-oath u-unto Isaac; 1-16:17 And hath 
o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed t-the same to J-Jacob (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a w-waw, and to Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an 
evewwasting c-covenyant, 1-16:18 Saying, Unto thee wiww I g-give t-the wand of 
C-Canyaan, t-the wot of youw inhewitance; 16:19 When ye wewe but few, even 
a few, and stwangews in it. 

16:20 And when they went fwom nyation to nyation, and fwom onye kingdom 
to anyothew peopwe; 16:21 He suffewed nyo man to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them wwong: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he 
wepwoved kings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sakes, 16:22 Saying, Touch nyot minye anyointed, 
and (^-^*)/ d-do o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwophets nyo hawm. 

1-16:23 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth; s-shew fowth fwom day to day 
his s-sawvation. 

16:24 Decwawe his gwowy among t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; his mawvewwous wowks among 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 Fow gweat is t-the WOWD, and gweatwy to be pwaised: he awso is to 
be feawed a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods. 

16:26 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gods of t-the peopwe awe (o･ω･o) i-idows: but t-the WOWD m-made t-the 
(´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

16:27 Gwowy and honyouw awe in his pwesence; stwength and gwadnyess awe 
in his pwace. 

1-16:28 Give u-unto t-the WOWD, ye kindweds of t-the p-peopwe, g-give u-unto t-the 
WOWD gwowy and s-stwength. 

16:29 Give u-unto t-the WOWD t-the gwowy d-due u-unto his nyame: bwing an 
o-offewing, and come befowe him: w-wowship t-the WOWD in t-the b-beauty of 
howinyess. 

16:30 Feaw befowe him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: t-the wowwd awso shaww be ต(=ω=)ต s-stabwe, 
that it be nyot moved. 

16:31 Wet t-the h-heavens be g-gwad, and wet t-the eawth wejoice: and wet men 
say among t-the n-nyations, The WOWD weignyeth. 

16:32 Wet t-the sea (✧ω✧) w-woaw, and t-the fuwnyess theweof: wet t-the fiewds 
wejoice, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein. 

1-16:33 T-Then shaww t-the twees of t-the w-wood sing out a-at t-the pwesence of t-the 
WOWD, because he cometh to j-judge t-the eawth. 

16:34 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is good; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

16:35 And say ye, Save u-us, O-O God of ouw sawvation, and gathew us 
togethew, and d-dewivew us fwom t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, that we may g-give thanks to 
thy h-howy nyame, and gwowy in thy pwaise. 

16:36 Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe said, Amen, and pwaised t-the WOWD. 

16:37 S-So he weft (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe befowe t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD 
A-Asaph and his bwethwen, to m-minyistew befowe t-the awk c-continyuawwy, as 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day's wowk wequiwed: 1-16:38 And Obededom with theiw bwethwen, 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe and e-eight; Obededom awso t-the son of Jeduthun and H-Hosah to 
be powtews: 16:39 And Zadok t-the pwiest, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the p-pwiests, 
befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD in t-the high pwace that w-was a-at 
G-Gibeon, ＼(≧▽≦)／ 1-16:40 To offew buwnt offewings u-unto t-the WOWD upon t-the awtaw of 
t-the buwnt offewing continyuawwy mownying and evenying, and to (^-^*)/ d-do 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD, which he 
commanded I-Iswaew; 1-16:41 And with t-them Heman and Jeduthun, and t-the w-west 
that wewe chosen, who wewe expwessed by nyame, to g-give thanks to t-the 
WOWD, because his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; 16:42 And with t-them Heman 
and Jeduthun with t-twumpets and cymbaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow those that shouwd make a 
sound, and with musicaw instwuments of God. And t-the sons of Jeduthun 
wewe powtews. 

1-16:43 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe depawted {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his house: and David 
wetuwnyed to bwess his house. 

17:1 Nyow it came to pass, as David sat in his h-house, that David said 
to N-Nyathan t-the pwophet, Wo, I dweww in an house of cedaws, but t-the awk 
of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD wemainyeth undew cuwtains. 

17:2 T-Then N-Nyathan said u-unto D-David, Do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in thinye heawt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
God is with thee. 

17:3 And it came to pass t-the same nyight, that t-the wowd of God came to 
Nyathan, s-saying, 17:4 Go and teww David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, T-Thus saith t-the 
WOWD, T-Thou shawt nyot buiwd m-me an house to dweww in: 17:5 Fow I have 
nyot d-dwewt in an house since t-the day that I b-bwought up Iswaew u-unto this 
>_> d-day; but have gonye fwom >_> t-tent to tent, and fwom onye tabewnyacwe to 
anyothew. 

17:6 Whewesoevew I have wawked with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, spake I a wowd to any 
of t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of I-Iswaew, whom I commanded to feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, s-saying, 
Why have ye nyot b-buiwt m-me an house of cedaws? 17:7 Nyow thewefowe thus 
shawt t-thou say u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant D-David, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, I 
took thee fwom t-the sheepcote, even fwom fowwowing t-the sheep, that t-thou 
shouwdest be wuwew o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew: 1-17:8 And I have b-been with 
thee whithewsoevew t-thou hast wawked, and have cut off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye 
enyemies fwom befowe thee, and have m-made thee a nyame w-wike t-the nyame of 
t-the gweat men that awe in t-the eawth. 

17:9 Awso I wiww owdain a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, and wiww pwant 
t-them, and they shaww dweww in theiw pwace, and shaww be moved nyo mowe; 
nyeithew shaww t-the chiwdwen of w-wickednyess waste t-them any m-mowe, as a-at 
t-the beginnying, 17:10 And since t-the time that I commanded ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges to be 
o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew. Moweovew I wiww subdue (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye enyemies. 
Fuwthewmowe I teww thee that t-the WOWD wiww buiwd thee an house. 

17:11 And it shaww come to pass, when thy days be expiwed that t-thou 
(* ^ ω ^) m-must go to be with thy fathews, that I wiww w-waise up thy seed aftew 
thee, which shaww be of thy s-sons; and I wiww estabwish his (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

17:12 He shaww buiwd m-me an h-house, and I wiww s-stabwish his t-thwonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

17:13 I wiww be his fathew, and he shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son: and I wiww nyot 
o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´-ω-`) m-mewcy away fwom him, as I took it fwom him that w-was befowe 
t-thee: 17:14 But I wiww s-settwe him in minye house and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew: and his t-thwonye shaww be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 Accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds, and a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this vision, 
so did N-Nyathan speak u-unto David. 

17:16 And David t-the king came and sat befowe t-the WOWD, and said, Who 
am I, O-O WOWD G-God, and what is minye h-house, that t-thou hast b-bwought m-me 
hithewto? 17:17 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet this w-was a smaww t-thing in thinye eyes, O-O God; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast awso spoken of thy sewvant's house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gweat whiwe to 
come, and hast wegawded m-me a-accowding to t-the estate of a man of high 
degwee, O-O WOWD God. 

17:18 What c-can David speak mowe to thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the honyouw of thy sewvant? 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou k-knyowest thy sewvant. 

17:19 O-O WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant's sake, and a-accowding to thinye own 
heawt, hast t-thou donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gweatnyess, in making knyown (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
gweat things. 

17:20 O-O WOWD, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike thee, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any God beside 
thee, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that we have heawd with ouw eaws. 

17:21 And what onye nyation in t-the eawth is w-wike thy peopwe I-Iswaew, whom 
God went to wedeem to be his own p-peopwe, to make thee a nyame of 
gweatnyess and tewwibwenyess, by d-dwiving out nyations fwom befowe thy 
peopwe whom t-thou hast wedeemed out of E-Egypt? 17:22 Fow thy peopwe 
Iswaew didst t-thou make thinye own peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; and thou, WOWD, 
becamest theiw God. 

17:23 Thewefowe n-nyow, WOWD, wet t-the t-thing that t-thou hast spoken 
c-concewnying thy sewvant and c-concewnying his house be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew, and (^-^*)/ d-do as t-thou hast said. 

17:24 Wet it even be estabwished, that thy nyame may be m-magnyified (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew, s-saying, The WOWD of hosts is t-the God of I-Iswaew, even a God to 
Iswaew: and wet t-the house of David thy sewvant be estabwished befowe 
thee. 

17:25 Fow thou, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, hast towd thy sewvant that t-thou wiwt buiwd 
him an house: thewefowe thy sewvant hath f-found in his heawt to p-pway 
befowe thee. 

17:26 And n-nyow, WOWD, t-thou awt G-God, and hast pwomised this goodnyess 
u-unto thy sewvant: 17:27 Nyow thewefowe wet it pwease thee to bwess t-the 
house of thy s-sewvant, that it may be befowe thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou 
bwessest, O-O WOWD, and it shaww be bwessed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

18:1 Nyow aftew this it came to pass, that David smote t-the Phiwistinyes, 
and subdued t-them, and took G-Gath and hew towns out of t-the hand of t-the 
Phiwistinyes. 

18:2 And he smote M-Moab; and t-the Moabites became David's sewvants, and 
b-bwought gifts. 

18:3 And David smote H-Hadawezew king of Zobah u-unto (^人^) H-Hamath, as he went 
to s-stabwish his dominyion by t-the wivew Euphwates. 

18:4 And David took fwom him a t-thousand c-chawiots, and seven t-thousand 
howsemen, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand footmen: David awso houghed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
chawiot howses, but wesewved of t-them an hundwed c-chawiots. 

18:5 And when t-the Sywians of Damascus came to hewp H-Hadawezew king of 
Zobah, David swew of t-the Sywians two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand m-men. 

18:6 T-Then David put g-gawwisons in ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ S-Sywiadamascus; and t-the Sywians became 
David's sewvants, and b-bwought gifts. T-Thus t-the WOWD pwesewved David 
whithewsoevew he went. 

18:7 And David took t-the shiewds of gowd that wewe on t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of 
Hadawezew, and b-bwought t-them to Jewusawem. 

18:8 Wikewise fwom ⊂(･ω･*⊂) T-Tibhath, and fwom Chun, c-cities of Hadawezew, 
b-bwought David vewy m-much b-bwass, whewewith S-Sowomon m-made t-the bwasen sea, 
and t-the piwwaws, and t-the vessews of b-bwass. 

18:9 Nyow when Tou king of Hamath heawd how David h-had smitten (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
\(★ω★)/ h-host of H-Hadawezew king of Z-Zobah; 18:10 He sent Hadowam his son to king 
D-David, to enquiwe of his w-wewfawe, and to congwatuwate him, because he 
h-had fought against Hadawezew, and smitten h-him; (fow H-Hadawezew h-had waw 
with Tou;) and with him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of vessews of gowd and s-siwvew and 
b-bwass. 

1-18:11 Them awso king David dedicated u-unto t-the WOWD, with t-the s-siwvew 
and t-the gowd that he b-bwought fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these nyations; fwom Edom, and 
fwom M-Moab, and fwom t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and fwom t-the Phiwistinyes, 
and fwom Amawek. 

18:12 Moweovew Abishai t-the son of Zewuiah swew of t-the Edomites in t-the 
vawwey of sawt eighteen thousand. 

18:13 And he put g-gawwisons in Edom; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Edomites became 
David's sewvants. T-Thus t-the WOWD pwesewved David whithewsoevew he went. 

18:14 S-So David weignyed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and executed j-judgment and 
justice among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe. 

18:15 And Joab t-the son of Zewuiah w-was o-ovew t-the host; and J-Jehoshaphat 
t-the son of Ahiwud, wecowdew. 

18:16 And Zadok t-the son of Ahitub, and A-Abimewech t-the son of Abiathaw, 
wewe t-the pwiests; and Shavsha w-was scwibe; 18:17 And B-Benyaiah t-the son of 
J-Jehoiada w-was o-ovew t-the Chewethites and t-the Pewethites; and t-the sons of 
David wewe chief about t-the king. 

19:1 Nyow it came to pass aftew this, that Nyahash t-the king of t-the 
chiwdwen of Ammon died, and his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

19:2 And David said, I wiww s-shew k-kindnyess u-unto Hanyun t-the son of 
N-Nyahash, because his o(>ω<)o f-fathew shewed k-kindnyess to me. And David sent 
m-messengews to comfowt him c-concewnying his fathew. S-So t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of 
David came into t-the wand of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon to Hanyun, to comfowt 
h-him. 

19:3 But t-the pwinces of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon said to Hanyun, Thinkest 
t-thou that David doth honyouw thy fathew, that he hath sent comfowtews 
u-unto thee? awe nyot his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants come u-unto thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to (＾• ω •＾) s-seawch, and to 
ovewthwow, and to spy out t-the w-wand? 19:4 Whewefowe Hanyun took David's 
sewvants, and shaved t-them, and cut off theiw gawments in t-the m-midst 
hawd by theiw buttocks, and sent t-them away. 

19:5 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went cewtain, and towd David how t-the men wewe s-sewved. 
And he sent to meet (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the men wewe gweatwy a-ashamed. And t-the 
king said, Tawwy a-at Jewicho untiw youw b-beawds be gwown, and t-then 
wetuwn. 

1-19:6 And when t-the chiwdwen of Ammon saw that they h-had m-made themsewves 
o-odious to D-David, Hanyun and t-the chiwdwen of Ammon sent a t-thousand 
tawents of s-siwvew to h-hiwe t-them chawiots and howsemen out of 
Mesopotamia, and out of Sywiamaachah, and out of Zobah. 

19:7 S-So they h-hiwed thiwty and two t-thousand c-chawiots, and t-the king of 
Maachah and his peopwe; who came and (✯◡✯) p-pitched befowe Medeba. And t-the 
chiwdwen of Ammon gathewed themsewves togethew fwom theiw cities, and 
came to battwe. 

19:8 And when David heawd of it, he sent ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the 
mighty m-men. 

19:9 And t-the chiwdwen of Ammon came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and put t-the battwe in a-awway 
befowe t-the gate of t-the city: and t-the kings that wewe come wewe by 
themsewves in t-the fiewd. 

19:10 Nyow when Joab saw that t-the battwe w-was s-set against him befowe and 
behind, he chose out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the choice of I-Iswaew, and put t-them in 
a-awway against t-the Sywians. 

1-19:11 And t-the w-west of t-the peopwe he dewivewed u-unto t-the hand of Abishai 
his bwothew, and they s-set themsewves in a-awway against t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And he said, If t-the Sywians be too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, t-then t-thou 
shawt hewp me: but if t-the chiwdwen of Ammon be too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, 
t-then I wiww hewp thee. 

19:13 (☆▽☆) B-Be of g-good c-couwage, and wet us behave ouwsewves v-vawiantwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
ouw p-peopwe, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cities of ouw G-God: and wet t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do that 
which is g-good in his sight. 

19:14 S-So Joab and t-the peopwe that wewe with him dwew nyigh befowe t-the 
Sywians u-unto t-the >w< *twerks* b-battwe; and they fwed befowe h-him. 

19:15 And when t-the chiwdwen of Ammon saw that t-the Sywians wewe fwed, 
they wikewise fwed befowe Abishai his bwothew, and entewed into t-the 
city. T-Then Joab came to Jewusawem. 

19:16 And when t-the Sywians saw that they wewe put to t-the wowse befowe 
I-Iswaew, they sent messengews, and dwew fowth t-the Sywians that wewe 
beyond t-the wivew: and S-Shophach t-the c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of H-Hadawezew 
went befowe them. 

19:17 And it w-was towd (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and he gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and passed 
o-ovew Jowdan, and came upon t-them, and s-set t-the battwe in a-awway against 
them. S-So when David h-had put t-the battwe in a-awway against t-the Sywians, 
they fought with h-him. 

19:18 But t-the Sywians fwed befowe I-Iswaew; and David swew of t-the 
Sywians seven t-thousand men which fought in c-chawiots, and f-fowty 
t-thousand footmen, and kiwwed S-Shophach t-the c-captain of t-the host. 

19:19 And when t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of H-Hadawezew saw that they wewe put to t-the 
wowse befowe I-Iswaew, they m-made peace with D-David, and became his 
sewvants: nyeithew w-wouwd t-the Sywians hewp t-the chiwdwen of Ammon any 
mowe. 

20:1 And it came to pass, that aftew t-the yeaw w-was expiwed, a-at t-the time 
that kings go out to battwe, Joab w-wed fowth t-the p-powew of t-the awmy, and 
w-wasted t-the c-countwy of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and came and besieged 
W-Wabbah. But David t-tawwied a-at Jewusawem. And Joab smote Wabbah, and 
destwoyed it. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And David took t-the cwown of theiw king fwom off his head, and 
f-found it to weigh a tawent of gowd, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious s-stonyes in 
it; and it w-was s-set upon David's head: and he b-bwought awso exceeding 
m-much spoiw out of t-the city. 

20:3 And he b-bwought out t-the peopwe that wewe in it, and cut t-them with 
s-saws, and with hawwows of i-iwon, and with axes. Even so d-deawt David 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. And David and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe wetuwnyed to Jewusawem. 

20:4 And it came to pass aftew this, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose waw a-at Gezew 
with t-the Phiwistinyes; a-at which time Sibbechai t-the Hushathite swew 
Sippai, that w-was of t-the chiwdwen of t-the g-giant: and they wewe s-subdued. 

20:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw again with t-the Phiwistinyes; and Ewhanyan t-the son 
of J-Jaiw swew Wahmi t-the b-bwothew of Gowiath t-the G-Gittite, whose speaw 
s-staff w-was w-wike a weavew's beam. 

20:6 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw a-at Gath, whewe w-was a man of gweat 
statuwe, whose fingews and t-toes wewe fouw and twenty, six on each 
hand, and six on each foot and he awso w-was t-the son of t-the giant. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 But when he d-defied I-Iswaew, Jonyathan t-the son of Shimea David's 
b-bwothew swew h-him. 

20:8 These wewe bown u-unto t-the g-giant in Gath; and they feww by t-the hand 
of D-David, and by t-the hand of his sewvants. 

21:1 And Satan s-stood up against I-Iswaew, and p-pwovoked David to (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew 
Iswaew. 

21:2 And David said to Joab and to t-the wuwews of t-the p-peopwe, Go, 
(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew Iswaew fwom B-Beewsheba even to Dan; and bwing t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them 
to me, that I may knyow it. 

21:3 And Joab answewed, The WOWD make his peopwe an hundwed times so 
many mowe as they be: but, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king, awe they nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowd's sewvants? why t-then doth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd wequiwe this thing? why wiww 
he be a c-cause of twespass to I-Iswaew? 21:4 Nyevewthewess t-the king's 
wowd p-pwevaiwed against J-Joab. Whewefowe Joab depawted, and went 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, and came to Jewusawem. 

21:5 And Joab gave t-the sum of t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the peopwe u-unto David. And 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they of Iswaew wewe a t-thousand t-thousand and an hundwed t-thousand 
men that dwew (--_--) s-swowd: and Judah w-was fouw hundwed (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten 
t-thousand men that dwew swowd. 

2-21:6 But Wevi and Benjamin c-counted he nyot among (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's 
wowd w-was abominyabwe to J-Joab. 

21:7 And God w-was d-dispweased with this thing; thewefowe he smote 
Iswaew. 

21:8 And David said u-unto G-God, I have sinnyed g-gweatwy, because I have 
donye this thing: but n-nyow, I b-beseech thee, (^-^*)/ d-do away t-the i-inyiquity of thy 
sewvant; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have donye vewy f-foowishwy. 

21:9 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto Gad, David's seew, s-saying, 21:10 Go and 
teww D-David, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, I offew thee thwee things: 
choose thee onye of t-them, that I may (^-^*)/ d-do it u-unto thee. 

21:11 S-So Gad came to D-David, and said u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, 
C-Choose thee 21:12 Eithew thwee yeaws' faminye; ow thwee months to be 
destwoyed befowe thy foes, whiwe that t-the s-swowd of thinye enyemies 
ovewtaketh thee; ow ewse thwee days t-the s-swowd of t-the WOWD, even t-the 
pestiwence, in t-the wand, and t-the angew of t-the WOWD destwoying 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Iswaew. Nyow thewefowe a-advise t-thysewf what 
wowd I shaww bwing again to him that sent me. 

2-21:13 And David said u-unto Gad, I am in a gweat |･ω･) s-stwait: wet m-me faww nyow 
into t-the hand of t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vewy gweat awe his mewcies: but wet m-me 
nyot faww into t-the hand of m-man. 

21:14 S-So t-the WOWD sent pestiwence upon Iswaew: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww of 
Iswaew s-seventy t-thousand m-men. 

2-21:15 And God sent an angew u-unto Jewusawem to d-destwoy i-it: and as he 
w-was (´-ω-`) d-destwoying, t-the WOWD behewd, and he wepented him of t-the eviw, and 
said to t-the angew that destwoyed, I-It is (T_T) *cries* e-enyough, stay nyow thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 
And t-the angew of t-the WOWD s-stood by t-the thweshingfwoow of O-Ownyan t-the 
Jebusite. 

21:16 And David w-wifted up his eyes, and saw t-the angew of t-the WOWD 
stand b-between t-the eawth and t-the heaven, h-having a dwawn s-swowd in his 
hand stwetched out o-ovew Jewusawem. T-Then David and t-the ewdews of 
I-Iswaew, who wewe cwothed in sackcwoth, feww upon theiw faces. 

21:17 And David said u-unto G-God, Is it nyot I that commanded t-the peopwe 
to be n-nyumbewed? even I it is that have sinnyed and donye eviw indeed; 
but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these sheep, what have they donye? wet thinye hand, I p-pway 
thee, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, be on me, and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's h-house; but nyot on 
thy p-peopwe, that they shouwd be pwagued. 

2-21:18 T-Then t-the angew of t-the WOWD commanded Gad to say to D-David, that 
David shouwd go up, and s-set up an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD in t-the 
thweshingfwoow of O-Ownyan t-the Jebusite. 

2-21:19 And David went up a-at t-the saying of Gad, which he spake in t-the 
nyame of t-the WOWD. 

21:20 And O-Ownyan (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and saw t-the angew; and his fouw sons with 
him hid themsewves. Nyow O-Ownyan w-was thweshing wheat. 

21:21 And as David came to Ownyan, O-Ownyan wooked and saw D-David, and went 
out of t-the thweshingfwoow, and b-bowed himsewf to David with his f-face to 
t-the gwound. 

2-21:22 T-Then David said to Ownyan, G-Gwant m-me t-the pwace of this 
thweshingfwoow, that I may buiwd an awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein u-unto t-the WOWD: t-thou 
shawt gwant it m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fuww (-ω-、) *moans* p-pwice: that t-the pwague may be stayed 
fwom t-the peopwe. 

21:23 And O-Ownyan said u-unto D-David, Take it to thee, and wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the 
king (^-^*)/ d-do that which is g-good in his eyes: wo, I g-give thee t-the oxen awso 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt offewings, and t-the thweshing instwuments (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wood, and t-the 
wheat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the meat offewing; I g-give it aww. 

21:24 And king David said to Ownyan, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but I wiww vewiwy buy it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the f-fuww (-ω-、) *moans* p-pwice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take that which is thinye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow offew buwnt offewings without cost. 

21:25 S-So David gave to O-Ownyan (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwace six hundwed shekews of gowd 
by weight. 

21:26 And David b-buiwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an awtaw u-unto t-the WOWD, and offewed buwnt 
offewings and peace offewings, and cawwed upon t-the WOWD; and he 
answewed him fwom heaven by fiwe upon t-the awtaw of buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

21:27 And t-the WOWD commanded t-the angew; and he put up his s-swowd again 
into t-the (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) s-sheath t-theweof. 

21:28 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time when David saw that t-the WOWD h-had answewed him in 
t-the thweshingfwoow of O-Ownyan t-the Jebusite, t-then he sacwificed thewe. 

21:29 Fow t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD, which Moses m-made in t-the 
wiwdewnyess, and t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt o-offewing, wewe a-at that season 
in t-the high pwace a-at Gibeon. 

2-21:30 But David couwd nyot go befowe it to enquiwe of G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was 
afwaid because of t-the s-swowd of t-the angew of t-the WOWD. 

22:1 T-Then David said, This is t-the house of t-the WOWD G-God, and this is 
t-the awtaw of t-the buwnt offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew. 

2-22:2 And David commanded to gathew togethew t-the stwangews that wewe in 
t-the wand of I-Iswaew; and he s-set masons to hew wwought s-stonyes to buiwd 
t-the house of God. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And David pwepawed (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon in a-abundance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyaiws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the doows 
of t-the gates, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the j-joinyings; and bwass in a-abundance without 
weight; 22:4 Awso cedaw twees in abundance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (*^.^*) Z-Zidonyians and they 
of T-Tywe b-bwought m-much cedaw w-wood to David. 

2-22:5 And David said, S-Sowomon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son is young and t-tendew, and t-the house 
that is to be buiwded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD (* ^ ω ^) m-must be exceeding magnyificaw, of 
f-fame and of gwowy (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-countwies: I wiww thewefowe nyow make 
pwepawation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it. S-So David pwepawed abundantwy befowe his death. 

22:6 T-Then he cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow S-Sowomon his son, and c-chawged him to buiwd an 
house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. 

22:7 And David said to S-Sowomon, My son, as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, it w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind 
to buiwd an house u-unto t-the nyame of t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: 22:8 But t-the wowd 
of t-the WOWD came to me, s-saying, T-Thou hast shed ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood abundantwy, and 
hast m-made gweat w-waws: t-thou shawt nyot buiwd an house u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, 
because t-thou hast shed m-much ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the eawth in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. 

22:9 Behowd, a son shaww be bown to thee, who shaww be a man of west; 
and I wiww g-give him w-west fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
nyame shaww be S-Sowomon, and I wiww g-give peace and quietnyess u-unto Iswaew 
in his days. 

22:10 He shaww buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame; and he shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and 
I wiww be his f-fathew; and I wiww estabwish t-the t-thwonye of his kingdom 
o-ovew Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

22:11 Nyow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, t-the WOWD be with thee; and p-pwospew thou, and buiwd 
t-the house of t-the WOWD thy G-God, as he hath said of thee. 

22:12 Onwy t-the WOWD g-give thee wisdom and u-undewstanding, and g-give thee 
chawge c-concewnying I-Iswaew, that t-thou mayest keep t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD 
thy God. 

22:13 T-Then shawt t-thou pwospew, if t-thou takest heed to fuwfiw t-the 
s-statutes and judgments which t-the WOWD c-chawged Moses with c-concewnying 
Iswaew: be stwong, and of g-good couwage; dwead nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be dismayed. 

22:14 Nyow, b-behowd, in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe I have pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of t-the 
WOWD an hundwed t-thousand tawents of gowd, and a t-thousand t-thousand 
tawents of s-siwvew; and of bwass and (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon without weight; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is in 
abundance: timbew awso and stonye have I pwepawed; and t-thou mayest a-add 
theweto. 

22:15 Moweovew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe wowkmen with thee in abundance, hewews and 
wowkews of stonye and t-timbew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of cunnying men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
m-mannyew of wowk. 

22:16 O-Of t-the gowd, t-the s-siwvew, and t-the b-bwass, and t-the i-iwon, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyo nyumbew. Awise thewefowe, and be doing, and t-the WOWD be with thee. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 David awso commanded (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of Iswaew to hewp S-Sowomon 
his son, s-saying, 22:18 Is nyot t-the WOWD youw God with y-you? and hath he 
nyot given you w-west on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath given t-the i-inhabitants of 
t-the wand into minye hand; and t-the wand is subdued befowe t-the WOWD, and 
befowe his peopwe. 

22:19 Nyow s-set youw heawt and youw souw to seek t-the WOWD youw God; 
a-awise thewefowe, and buiwd ye t-the sanctuawy of t-the WOWD G-God, to bwing 
t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, and t-the h-howy vessews of G-God, into 
t-the house that is to be b-buiwt to t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. 

23:1 S-So when David w-was o-owd and f-fuww of days, he m-made S-Sowomon his son 
king o-ovew Iswaew. 

23:2 And he gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of I-Iswaew, with t-the 
pwiests and t-the Wevites. 

23:3 Nyow t-the Wevites wewe nyumbewed fwom t-the age of thiwty yeaws and 
upwawd: and theiw (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew by theiw (☆ω☆) p-powws, man by ^.^ m-man, w-was thiwty and 
eight thousand. 

23:4 O-Of which, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw t-thousand wewe to s-set fowwawd t-the wowk 
of t-the house of t-the WOWD; and six t-thousand wewe officews and judges: 
23:5 Moweovew fouw t-thousand wewe powtews; and fouw t-thousand pwaised 
t-the WOWD with t-the instwuments which I made, said D-David, to pwaise 
thewewith. 

23:6 And David d-divided t-them into couwses among t-the sons of Wevi, 
nyamewy, Gewshon, Kohath, and Mewawi. 

2-23:7 O-Of t-the Gewshonyites (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, W-Waadan, and Shimei. 

2-23:8 The sons of Waadan; t-the chief w-was Jehiew, and Zetham, and J-Joew, 
thwee. 

23:9 The sons of Shimei; Shewomith, and H-Haziew, and Hawan, thwee. 
These wewe t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of Waadan. 

23:10 And t-the sons of S-Shimei (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, J-Jahath, Z-Zinya, and Jeush, and 
Bewiah. 

These fouw wewe t-the sons of Shimei. 

23:11 And Jahath w-was t-the chief, and Z-Zizah t-the s-second: but Jeush and 
B-Bewiah h-had nyot many s-sons; thewefowe they wewe in onye weckonying, 
a-accowding to theiw fathew's house. 

23:12 The sons of Kohath; Amwam, Izhaw, Hebwon, and Uzziew, fouw. 

2-23:13 The sons of Amwam; Aawon and Moses: and Aawon w-was sepawated, 
that he shouwd sanctify t-the most h-howy things, he and his sons (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew, to buwn i-incense befowe t-the WOWD, to m-minyistew u-unto him, and to 
bwess in his nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

23:14 Nyow c-concewnying Moses t-the man of G-God, his sons wewe nyamed of t-the 
twibe of Wevi. 

23:15 The sons of Moses (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Gewshom, and E-Ewiezew. 

23:16 O-Of t-the sons of Gewshom, Shebuew w-was t-the chief. 

23:17 And t-the sons of Ewiezew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Wehabiah t-the chief. And Ewiezew 
h-had nyonye othew s-sons; but t-the sons of Wehabiah wewe vewy many. 

23:18 O-Of t-the sons of (o_O) I-Izhaw; Shewomith t-the chief. 

23:19 O-Of t-the sons of Hebwon; Jewiah t-the fiwst, Amawiah t-the second, 
Jahaziew t-the thiwd, and Jekameam t-the fouwth. 

23:20 O-Of t-the sons of U-Uzziew; (^人^) M-Micah t-the fiwst and Jesiah t-the second. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 The sons of Mewawi; Mahwi, and Mushi. The sons of Mahwi; 
Eweazaw, and K-Kish. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 And Eweazaw died, and h-had nyo ^-^ s-sons, but daughtews: and theiw 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the sons of Kish took them. 

23:23 The sons of Mushi; Mahwi, and Edew, and Jewemoth, thwee. 

23:24 These wewe t-the sons of Wevi aftew t-the house of theiw fathews; 
even t-the chief of t-the fathews, as they wewe c-counted by (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of nyames 
by theiw (☆ω☆) p-powws, that did t-the wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the house of t-the 
WOWD, fwom t-the age of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws and u-upwawd. 

23:25 Fow David said, The WOWD God of Iswaew hath given w-west u-unto his 
p-peopwe, that they may dweww in Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 23:26 And awso u-unto 
t-the Wevites; they shaww nyo mowe cawwy t-the tabewnyacwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any vessews 
of it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice t-theweof. 

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 Fow by t-the wast w-wowds of David t-the Wevites wewe nyumbewed fwom 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and above: 23:28 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because theiw ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office w-was to wait on 
t-the sons of Aawon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the house of t-the WOWD, in t-the 
couwts, and in t-the chambews, and in t-the p-puwifying of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-howy things, 
and t-the wowk of t-the sewvice of t-the house of God; 23:29 Both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
shewbwead, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the finye fwouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat o-offewing, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
unweavenyed cakes, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which is baked in t-the pan, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that 
which is fwied, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of measuwe and s-size; o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 And to 
stand {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying to thank and pwaise t-the WOWD, and wikewise a-at 
even: 23:31 And to offew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww buwnt s-sacwifices u-unto t-the WOWD in t-the 
sabbaths, in t-the nyew moons, and on t-the s-set feasts, by nyumbew, 
a-accowding to t-the owdew commanded u-unto t-them, continyuawwy befowe t-the 
WOWD: 23:32 And that they shouwd keep t-the chawge of t-the tabewnyacwe of 
t-the congwegation, and t-the chawge of t-the h-howy pwace, and t-the chawge of 
t-the sons of Aawon theiw bwethwen, in t-the sewvice of t-the house of t-the 
WOWD. 

2-24:1 Nyow these awe t-the divisions of t-the sons of Aawon. The sons of 
A-Aawon; Nyadab, and Abihu, Eweazaw, and Ithamaw. 

24:2 But Nyadab and Abihu died befowe theiw fathew, and h-had nyo 
chiwdwen: thewefowe Eweazaw and I-Ithamaw executed t-the pwiest's office. 

24:3 And David d-distwibuted t-them, both Zadok of t-the sons of Eweazaw, 
and Ahimewech of t-the sons of I-Ithamaw, a-accowding to theiw offices in 
theiw sewvice. 

2-24:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe mowe chief men f-found of t-the sons of Eweazaw than 
of t-the sons of I-Ithamaw, and thus wewe they divided. Among t-the sons of 
Eweazaw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe sixteen chief men of t-the house of theiw fathews, 
and eight among t-the sons of I-Ithamaw a-accowding to t-the house of theiw 
fathews. 

24:5 T-Thus wewe they d-divided by wot, onye sowt with anyothew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
govewnyows of t-the s-sanctuawy, and govewnyows of t-the house of G-God, wewe of 
t-the sons of Eweazaw, and of t-the sons of Ithamaw. 

24:6 And Shemaiah t-the son of Nyethanyeew t-the s-scwibe, onye of t-the W-Wevites, 
wwote t-them befowe t-the king, and t-the pwinces, and Zadok t-the pwiest, and 
Ahimewech t-the son of Abiathaw, and befowe t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of 
t-the pwiests and Wevites: onye pwincipaw (o-_-o) h-househowd being taken (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Eweazaw, and onye taken (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ithamaw. 

24:7 Nyow t-the fiwst wot came fowth to J-Jehoiawib, t-the second to Jedaiah, 
(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 The thiwd to Hawim, t-the fouwth to Seowim, 24:9 The fifth to 
Mawchijah, t-the sixth to Mijamin, 24:10 The seventh to Hakkoz, t-the 
eighth to A-Abijah, 24:11 The nyinth to Jeshuah, t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth to Shecanyiah, 
24:12 The e-eweventh to E-Ewiashib, t-the twewfth to Jakim, (❤ω❤) 2-24:13 The 
thiwteenth to Huppah, t-the fouwteenth to Jeshebeab, 24:14 The f-fifteenth 
to Biwgah, t-the s-sixteenth to Immew, 24:15 The seventeenth to Heziw, t-the 
eighteenth to Aphses, 24:16 The nyinyeteenth to P-Pethahiah, t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth 
to Jehezekew, 24:17 The onye and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to Jachin, t-the two and 
(´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to Gamuw, 24:18 The thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to Dewaiah, t-the fouw 
and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to Maaziah. 

24:19 These wewe t-the owdewings of t-them in theiw sewvice to come into 
t-the house of t-the WOWD, a-accowding to theiw m-mannyew, undew Aawon theiw 
fathew, as t-the WOWD God of Iswaew h-had commanded h-him. 

24:20 And t-the w-west of t-the sons of Wevi wewe these: O-Of t-the sons of 
Amwam; >_> S-Shubaew: of t-the sons of Shubaew; Jehdeiah. 

24:21 Concewnying Wehabiah: of t-the sons of Wehabiah, t-the fiwst w-was 
Isshiah. 

2-24:22 O-Of t-the Izhawites; Shewomoth: of t-the sons of S-Shewomoth; Jahath. 

24:23 And t-the sons of Hebwon; Jewiah t-the fiwst, Amawiah t-the second, 
Jahaziew t-the thiwd, Jekameam t-the fouwth. 

24:24 O-Of t-the sons of U-Uzziew; Michah: of t-the sons of ^-^ M-Michah; Shamiw. 

24:25 The b-bwothew of M-Michah w-was Isshiah: of t-the sons of I-Isshiah; 
Zechawiah. 

24:26 The sons of M-Mewawi wewe Mahwi and Mushi: t-the sons of Jaaziah; 
Benyo. 

2-24:27 The sons of M-Mewawi by Jaaziah; Benyo, and (*°▽°*) S-Shoham, and Z-Zaccuw, and 
Ibwi. 

(＞ｍ＜) *pokes you* 2-24:28 O-Of Mahwi came Eweazaw, who h-had nyo sons. 

24:29 Concewnying Kish: t-the son of Kish w-was Jewahmeew. 

24:30 The sons awso of Mushi; Mahwi, and Edew, and Jewimoth. These 
wewe t-the sons of t-the Wevites aftew t-the house of theiw fathews. 

24:31 These wikewise cast wots o-ovew against theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the sons of 
Aawon in t-the pwesence of David t-the king, and Z-Zadok, and Ahimewech, and 
t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of t-the pwiests and W-Wevites, even t-the 
pwincipaw f-fathews o-ovew against theiw youngew bwethwen. 

2-25:1 Moweovew David and t-the captains of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host sepawated to t-the 
sewvice of t-the sons of Asaph, and of Heman, and of Jeduthun, who 
shouwd ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy with h-hawps, with p-psawtewies, and with cymbaws: and t-the 
(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the wowkmen a-accowding to theiw sewvice was: 25:2 O-Of t-the sons 
of Asaph; Z-Zaccuw, and Joseph, and N-Nyethanyiah, and Asawewah, t-the sons of 
A-Asaph undew t-the h-hands of Asaph, which pwophesied a-accowding to t-the 
owdew of t-the king. 

25:3 O-Of Jeduthun: t-the sons of Jeduthun; G-Gedawiah, and Zewi, and 
Jeshaiah, Hashabiah, and M-Mattithiah, six, undew t-the h-hands of theiw 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew Jeduthun, who pwophesied with a h-hawp, to g-give thanks and to 
pwaise t-the WOWD. 

25:4 O-Of Heman: t-the sons of Heman: B-Bukkiah, M-Mattanyiah, Uzziew, Shebuew, 
and Jewimoth, Hanyanyiah, Hanyanyi, E-Ewiathah, Giddawti, and Womamtiezew, 
Joshbekashah, Mawwothi, H-Hothiw, and Mahazioth: 25:5 Aww these wewe t-the 
sons of Heman t-the king's seew in t-the w-wowds of G-God, to wift up t-the 
(*・ω・)ﾉ h-hown. And God gave to Heman fouwteen sons and thwee daughtews. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 Aww these wewe undew t-the h-hands of theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow song in t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, with cymbaws, p-psawtewies, and h-hawps, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
sewvice of t-the house of G-God, a-accowding to t-the king's owdew to Asaph, 
Jeduthun, and Heman. 

25:7 S-So t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them, with theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that wewe instwucted 
in t-the s-songs of t-the WOWD, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe cunnying, w-was two hundwed 
fouwscowe and eight. 

25:8 And they cast wots, wawd against wawd, as w-weww t-the smaww as t-the 
g-gweat, t-the teachew as t-the schowaw. 

25:9 Nyow t-the fiwst wot came fowth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Asaph to Joseph: t-the second to 
G-Gedawiah, who with his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and sons wewe twewve: 25:10 The thiwd 
to Z-Zaccuw, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:11 The 
fouwth to Izwi, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:12 The 
fifth to N-Nyethanyiah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:13 
The sixth to B-Bukkiah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 
25:14 The seventh to Jeshawewah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe 
twewve: 25:15 The eighth to Jeshaiah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, 
wewe twewve: 25:16 The nyinth to M-Mattanyiah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his 
bwethwen, wewe twewve: 2-25:17 The (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth to Shimei, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and 
his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:18 The e-eweventh to Azaweew, he, his 
^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:19 The twewfth to Hashabiah, 
he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:20 The thiwteenth to 
Shubaew, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:21 The 
fouwteenth to M-Mattithiah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 
25:22 The f-fifteenth to Jewemoth, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe 
twewve: 25:23 The s-sixteenth to Hanyanyiah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his 
bwethwen, wewe twewve: 2-25:24 The seventeenth to Joshbekashah, he, his 
^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:25 The eighteenth to Hanyanyi, 
he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:26 The nyinyeteenth to 
Mawwothi, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:27 The 
(´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to E-Ewiathah, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 
25:28 The onye and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to H-Hothiw, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, 
wewe twewve: 2-25:29 The two and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to Giddawti, he, his ^-^ s-sons, 
and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 2-25:30 The thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to 
Mahazioth, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe twewve: 25:31 The fouw 
and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth to Womamtiezew, he, his ^-^ s-sons, and his bwethwen, wewe 
twewve. 

26:1 Concewnying t-the divisions of t-the powtews: O-Of t-the Kowhites w-was 
Meshewemiah t-the son of Kowe, of t-the sons of Asaph. 

26:2 And t-the sons of Meshewemiah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the f-fiwstbown, 
Jediaew t-the second, Zebadiah t-the thiwd, Jathnyiew t-the fouwth, 26:3 Ewam 
t-the fifth, J-Jehohanyan t-the sixth, Ewioenyai t-the seventh. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:4 Moweovew t-the sons of Obededom (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Shemaiah t-the f-fiwstbown, 
Jehozabad t-the second, Joah t-the thiwd, and S-Sacaw t-the fouwth, and 
Nyethanyeew t-the fifth. 

26:5 Ammiew t-the sixth, Issachaw t-the seventh, Peuwthai t-the e-eighth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
God bwessed h-him. 

26:6 Awso u-unto Shemaiah his son wewe sons b-bown, that wuwed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout 
t-the house of theiw fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe mighty men of vawouw. 

26:7 The sons of Shemaiah; Othnyi, and Wephaew, and Obed, Ewzabad, 
whose (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen wewe stwong men, (*ﾉωﾉ) E-Ewihu, and Semachiah. 

26:8 Aww these of t-the sons of Obededom: they and theiw sons and theiw 
bwethwen, abwe men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwength (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice, wewe (o_O)! t-thweescowe and 
two of (ノωヽ) O-Obededom. 

26:9 And Meshewemiah h-had sons and bwethwen, stwong men, eighteen. 

26:10 Awso Hosah, of t-the chiwdwen of Mewawi, h-had s-sons; S-Simwi t-the 
chief, (fow t-though he w-was nyot t-the f-fiwstbown, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet his o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made him 
t-the chief;) 2-26:11 Hiwkiah t-the second, Tebawiah t-the thiwd, (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah 
t-the f-fouwth: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons and (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of H-Hosah wewe thiwteen. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 Among these wewe t-the divisions of t-the powtews, even among t-the 
chief men, h-having wawds onye against anyothew, to m-minyistew in t-the house 
of t-the WOWD. 

26:13 And they cast wots, as w-weww t-the smaww as t-the g-gweat, a-accowding to 
t-the house of theiw fathews, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gate. 

26:14 And t-the wot eastwawd feww to Shewemiah. T-Then (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah his 
son, a wise c-counsewwow, they cast w-wots; and his wot came out 
n-nyowthwawd. 

26:15 To Obededom southwawd; and to his sons t-the house of Asuppim. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:16 To Shuppim and H-Hosah t-the wot came fowth westwawd, with t-the gate 
Shawwecheth, by t-the causeway of t-the g-going up, wawd against wawd. 

26:17 Eastwawd wewe six W-Wevites, nyowthwawd fouw a day, southwawd fouw 
a day, and towawd Asuppim two and t-two. 

26:18 {{ (>_<) }} A-At P-Pawbaw westwawd, fouw a-at t-the causeway, and two a-at Pawbaw. 

26:19 These awe t-the divisions of t-the p-powtews among t-the sons of Kowe, 
and among t-the sons of Mewawi. 

26:20 And of t-the W-Wevites, Ahijah w-was o-ovew t-the tweasuwes of t-the house 
of G-God, and o-ovew t-the tweasuwes of t-the dedicated things. 

26:21 As c-concewnying t-the sons of Waadan; t-the sons of t-the Gewshonyite 
W-Waadan, chief fathews, even of Waadan t-the Gewshonyite, wewe Jehiewi. 

26:22 The sons of Jehiewi; Zetham, and Joew his bwothew, which wewe 
o-ovew t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

26:23 O-Of t-the A-Amwamites, and t-the Izhawites, t-the Hebwonyites, and t-the 
ต(=ω=)ต *blushes* U-Uzziewites: 2-26:24 And Shebuew t-the son of Gewshom, t-the son of Moses, 
w-was wuwew of t-the tweasuwes. 

2-26:25 And his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen by Ewiezew; Wehabiah his son, and Jeshaiah his 
son, and Jowam his son, and Zichwi his son, and Shewomith his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

2-26:26 W-Which Shewomith and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen wewe o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tweasuwes of 
t-the dedicated things, which David t-the king, and t-the chief fathews, t-the 
captains o-ovew thousands and h-hundweds, and t-the captains of t-the host, 
h-had dedicated. 

2-26:27 Out of t-the spoiws won in battwes did they dedicate to maintain 
t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

2-26:28 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that S-Samuew t-the seew, and Sauw t-the son of Kish, and 
^.^ *shuffles closer* A-Abnyew t-the son of N-Nyew, and Joab t-the son of (=^‥^=) Z-Zewuiah, h-had d-dedicated; and 
w-whosoevew h-had dedicated any thing, it w-was undew t-the hand of Shewomith, 
and of his bwethwen. 

26:29 O-Of t-the Izhawites, Chenyanyiah and his sons wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd 
businyess o-ovew I-Iswaew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow officews and judges. 

26:30 And of t-the Hebwonyites, Hashabiah and his bwethwen, men of 
vawouw, a t-thousand and seven h-hundwed, wewe officews among t-them of 
Iswaew on this side (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan westwawd in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the businyess of t-the WOWD, 
and in t-the sewvice of t-the king. 

26:31 Among t-the Hebwonyites w-was Jewijah t-the chief, even among t-the 
Hebwonyites, a-accowding to t-the genyewations of his fathews. In t-the 
fowtieth yeaw of t-the weign of David they wewe sought fow, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
wewe f-found among t-them mighty men of vawouw a-at (^ω~) J-Jazew of (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

26:32 And his bwethwen, men of vawouw, wewe two t-thousand and seven 
hundwed chief fathews, whom king David m-made wuwews o-ovew t-the 
(=^･ｪ･^=) W-Weubenyites, t-the G-Gadites, and t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
mattew pewtainying to G-God, and affaiws of t-the king. 

2-27:1 Nyow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew aftew theiw nyumbew, to wit, t-the chief 
f-fathews and captains of thousands and h-hundweds, and theiw officews 
that sewved t-the king in any mattew of t-the couwses, which came in and 
went out month by month (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the months of t-the y-yeaw, of 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw thousand. 

27:2 O-Ovew t-the fiwst couwse (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiwst month w-was Jashobeam t-the son 
of Zabdiew: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw thousand. 

27:3 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of P-Pewez w-was t-the chief of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the 
\(★ω★)/ h-host (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiwst m-month. 

27:4 And o-ovew t-the couwse of t-the second month w-was Dodai an Ahohite, and 
of his couwse w-was Mikwoth awso t-the wuwew: in his couwse wikewise wewe 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw thousand. 

27:5 The thiwd c-captain of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the thiwd month w-was B-Benyaiah t-the 
son of Jehoiada, a chief x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and 
fouw thousand. 

2-27:6 This is that Benyaiah, who w-was mighty among t-the thiwty, and a-above 
t-the t-thiwty: and in his couwse w-was Ammizabad his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

2-27:7 The fouwth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fouwth month w-was A-Asahew t-the b-bwothew of 
( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, and Zebadiah his son aftew him: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
and fouw thousand. 

27:8 The fifth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fifth month w-was Shamhuth t-the Izwahite: 
and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw thousand. 

27:9 The sixth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sixth month w-was Iwa t-the son of Ikkesh 
t-the Tekoite: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw thousand. 

27:10 The seventh c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the seventh month w-was Hewez t-the 
(*・ω・)ﾉ *sweats* P-Pewonyite, of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
and fouw thousand. 

27:11 The eighth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eighth month w-was Sibbecai t-the 
Hushathite, of t-the Zawhites: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw 
thousand. 

2-27:12 The nyinth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyinth month w-was Abiezew t-the 
Anyetothite, of t-the Benjamites: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw 
thousand. 

27:13 The (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth month w-was Mahawai t-the 
Nyetophathite, of t-the Zawhites: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw 
thousand. 

2-27:14 The e-eweventh c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the e-eweventh month w-was B-Benyaiah t-the 
Piwathonyite, of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
and fouw thousand. 

27:15 The twewfth c-captain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twewfth month w-was Hewdai t-the 
Nyetophathite, of Othnyiew: and in his couwse wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw 
thousand. 

27:16 Fuwthewmowe o-ovew t-the twibes of Iswaew: t-the wuwew of t-the 
Weubenyites w-was Ewiezew t-the son of Zichwi: of t-the Simeonyites, 
S-Shephatiah t-the son of Maachah: 27:17 O-Of t-the W-Wevites, Hashabiah t-the son 
of Kemuew: of t-the Aawonyites, Zadok: 27:18 O-Of Judah, (*ﾉωﾉ) E-Ewihu, onye of t-the 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of David: of I-Issachaw, O-Omwi t-the son of Michaew: 2-27:19 O-Of 
Zebuwun, Ishmaiah t-the son of O-Obadiah: of Nyaphtawi, Jewimoth t-the son of 
Azwiew: 2-27:20 O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim, Hoshea t-the son of A-Azaziah: 
of t-the hawf twibe of Manyasseh, Joew t-the son of Pedaiah: 27:21 O-Of t-the 
hawf twibe of Manyasseh in Giwead, Iddo t-the son of Zechawiah: of 
Benjamin, Jaasiew t-the son of Abnyew: 2-27:22 O-Of Dan, Azaweew t-the son of 
Jewoham. These wewe t-the pwinces of t-the twibes of Iswaew. 

27:23 But David took nyot t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and 
undew: because t-the WOWD h-had said he w-wouwd incwease Iswaew w-wike to t-the 
staws of t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

27:24 Joab t-the son of Zewuiah began to nyumbew, but he finyished nyot, 
because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww wwath (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it against I-Iswaew; nyeithew w-was t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew 
put in t-the ( ~*-*)~ a-account of t-the chwonyicwes of king David. 

27:25 And o-ovew t-the king's tweasuwes w-was Azmaveth t-the son of Adiew: and 
o-ovew t-the stowehouses in t-the fiewds, in t-the cities, and in t-the 
viwwages, and in t-the castwes, w-was Jehonyathan t-the son of Uzziah: 27:26 
And o-ovew t-them that did t-the wowk of t-the fiewd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow tiwwage of t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound 
w-was Ezwi t-the son of Chewub: 27:27 And o-ovew t-the vinyeyawds w-was S-Shimei 
t-the Wamathite: o-ovew t-the incwease of t-the vinyeyawds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the winye cewwaws 
w-was Z-Zabdi t-the Shiphmite: 2-27:28 And o-ovew t-the owive twees and t-the 
sycomowe twees that wewe in t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow pwains w-was Baawhanyan t-the Gedewite: 
and o-ovew t-the cewwaws of oiw w-was Joash: 27:29 And o-ovew t-the hewds that 
fed in Shawon w-was Shitwai t-the Shawonyite: and o-ovew t-the hewds that wewe 
in t-the vawweys w-was Shaphat t-the son of A-Adwai: 27:30 O-Ovew t-the c-camews 
awso w-was O-Obiw t-the Ishmaewite: and o-ovew t-the asses w-was Jehdeiah t-the 
Mewonyothite: 27:31 And o-ovew t-the f-fwocks w-was Jaziz t-the Hagewite. Aww 
these wewe t-the wuwews of t-the s-substance which w-was king David's. 

27:32 Awso Jonyathan David's uncwe w-was a c-counsewwow, a wise ^.^ m-man, and a 
scwibe: and Jehiew t-the son of Hachmonyi w-was with t-the king's sons: 27:33 
And Ahithophew w-was t-the king's counsewwow: and H-Hushai t-the A-Awchite w-was 
t-the king's companyion: 2-27:34 And aftew Ahithophew w-was J-Jehoiada t-the son 
of Benyaiah, and Abiathaw: and t-the genyewaw of t-the king's awmy w-was J-Joab. 

2-28:1 And David assembwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of I-Iswaew, t-the pwinces of t-the 
t-twibes, and t-the captains of t-the c-companyies that minyistewed to t-the king 
by c-couwse, and t-the captains o-ovew t-the t-thousands, and captains o-ovew t-the 
h-hundweds, and t-the stewawds o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-substance and ^.^ p-possession of 
t-the king, and of his ^-^ s-sons, with t-the officews, and with t-the mighty men, 
and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the v-vawiant men, u-unto Jewusawem. 

2-28:2 T-Then David t-the king s-stood up upon his feet, and said, Heaw me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bwethwen, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I h-had in minye heawt to buiwd an 
house of w-west (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
(＃￣ω￣) f-footstoow of ouw G-God, and h-had m-made weady (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buiwding: ( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 But 
God said u-unto me, T-Thou shawt nyot buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, because 
t-thou hast b-been a man of waw, and hast shed bwood. 

^-^ 2-28:4 Howbeit t-the WOWD God of Iswaew chose m-me befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew to be king o-ovew Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath chosen Judah to 
be t-the wuwew; and of t-the house of Judah, t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathew; and 
among t-the sons of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew he w-wiked m-me to make m-me king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Iswaew: 2-28:5 And of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ^-^ s-sons, (fow t-the WOWD hath given m-me many 
sons,) he hath chosen S-Sowomon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son to sit upon t-the t-thwonye of t-the 
kingdom of t-the WOWD o-ovew Iswaew. 

28:6 And he said u-unto me, S-Sowomon thy son, he shaww buiwd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couwts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have chosen him to be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and I wiww be his 
fathew. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 Moweovew I wiww estabwish his kingdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, if he be c-constant 
to (^-^*)/ d-do o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, as a-at this d-day. 

(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 Nyow thewefowe in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew t-the c-congwegation of t-the 
WOWD, and in t-the audience of ouw G-God, keep and seek (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-commandments of t-the WOWD youw G-God: that ye may possess this g-good wand, 
and weave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw chiwdwen aftew you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

28:9 And thou, S-Sowomon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, knyow t-thou t-the God of thy fathew, and 
sewve him with a pewfect heawt and with a wiwwing mind: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
seawcheth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww heawts, and undewstandeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the imaginyations of t-the 
thoughts: if t-thou seek him, he wiww be f-found of thee; but if t-thou 
fowsake him, he wiww cast thee off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

28:10 Take heed nyow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath chosen thee to buiwd an house 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sanctuawy: be stwong, and (^-^*)/ d-do it. 

28:11 T-Then David gave to S-Sowomon his son t-the pattewn of t-the powch, and 
of t-the houses t-theweof, and of t-the tweasuwies t-theweof, and of t-the (--_--) u-uppew 
c-chambews t-theweof, and of t-the innyew pawwouws t-theweof, and of t-the pwace 
of t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy s-seat, 2-28:12 And t-the pattewn of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-had by t-the 
spiwit, of t-the couwts of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-chambews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, of t-the tweasuwies of t-the house of G-God, and of 
t-the tweasuwies of t-the dedicated things: (＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 Awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwses of 
t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of t-the sewvice of 
t-the house of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of sewvice in t-the house 
of t-the WOWD. 

28:14 He gave of gowd by w-weight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things of gowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
instwuments of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of sewvice; s-siwvew awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww instwuments 
of s-siwvew by weight, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww instwuments of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy kind of sewvice: 
2-28:15 Even t-the w-weight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-candwesticks of gowd, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
wamps of gowd, by w-weight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy candwestick, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wamps 
theweof: and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-candwesticks of s-siwvew by weight, both (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
candwestick, and awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wamps t-theweof, a-accowding to t-the use of 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy candwestick. 

28:16 And by w-weight he gave gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabwes of shewbwead, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy tabwe; and wikewise s-siwvew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tabwes of siwvew: 28:17 Awso 
puwe gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fweshhooks, and t-the bowws, and t-the cups: and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
gowden b-basons he gave gowd by w-weight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy b-bason; and wikewise 
s-siwvew by w-weight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy bason of siwvew: 28:18 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awtaw of 
i-incense w-wefinyed gowd by weight; and gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pattewn of t-the 
chawiot of t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, that spwead out theiw w-wings, and covewed t-the 
awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD. 

28:19 Aww this, said D-David, t-the WOWD m-made m-me undewstand in w-wwiting by 
his hand upon me, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks of this ⊂(･ω･*⊂) p-pattewn. 

28:20 And David said to S-Sowomon his son, (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and of g-good 
c-couwage, and (^-^*)/ d-do i-it: f-feaw nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be (つ✧ω✧)つ d-dismayed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD G-God, even 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, wiww be with thee; he wiww nyot faiw thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowsake thee, 
untiw t-thou hast finyished (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the house of 
t-the WOWD. 

2-28:21 And, b-behowd, t-the couwses of t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, even 
they shaww be with thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice of t-the house of G-God: and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be with thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of w-wowkmanship {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiwwing 
skiwfuw ^.^ m-man, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any m-mannyew of sewvice: awso t-the pwinces and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe wiww be whowwy a-at thy ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. 

2-29:1 Fuwthewmowe David t-the king said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the congwegation, 
S-Sowomon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, whom awonye God hath chosen, is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet young and t-tendew, 
and t-the wowk is (=`ω´=) g-gweat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pawace is nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^.^ m-man, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
God. 

29:2 Nyow I have pwepawed with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-might (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God t-the 
gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things to be m-made of gowd, and t-the s-siwvew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things of 
s-siwvew, and t-the bwass (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things of b-bwass, t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things of 
i-iwon, and w-wood (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things of wood; onyx stonyes, and s-stonyes to be set, 
g-gwistewing stonyes, and of divews cowouws, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious 
stonyes, and mawbwe s-stonyes in abundance. 

29:3 Moweovew, because I have s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my affection to t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, 
I have of minye own (*´▽`*) *notices bulge* p-pwopew g-good, of gowd and s-siwvew, which I have given 
to t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, o-ovew and a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the h-howy house. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 Even thwee t-thousand tawents of gowd, of t-the gowd of Ophiw, and 
seven t-thousand tawents of w-wefinyed s-siwvew, to ovewway t-the wawws of t-the 
houses withaw: 29:5 The gowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow things of gowd, and t-the s-siwvew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
things of s-siwvew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of wowk to be m-made by t-the h-hands 
of awtificews. And who t-then is wiwwing to consecwate his sewvice this 
day u-unto t-the WOWD? 2-29:6 T-Then t-the chief of t-the f-fathews and pwinces of 
t-the twibes of Iswaew and t-the captains of thousands and of h-hundweds, 
with t-the wuwews of t-the king's wowk, offewed wiwwingwy, 29:7 And gave 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the house of God of gowd five t-thousand tawents and 
t-ten t-thousand dwams, and of s-siwvew t-ten t-thousand t-tawents, and of bwass 
eighteen t-thousand t-tawents, and onye hundwed t-thousand tawents of iwon. 

29:8 And they with whom (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious s-stonyes wewe f-found gave t-them to t-the 
tweasuwe of t-the house of t-the WOWD, by t-the hand of Jehiew t-the 
Gewshonyite. 

29:9 T-Then t-the peopwe wejoiced, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that they offewed wiwwingwy, 
because with pewfect heawt they offewed w-wiwwingwy to t-the WOWD: and 
David t-the king awso w-wejoiced with gweat j-joy. 

29:10 Whewefowe David bwessed t-the WOWD befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: 
and David said, Bwessed be thou, WOWD God of Iswaew ouw fathew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
e-evew and evew. 

29:11 T-Thinye, O-O WOWD is t-the gweatnyess, and t-the p-powew, and t-the gwowy, 
and t-the victowy, and t-the majesty: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in t-the heaven and in 
t-the eawth is thinye; thinye is t-the k-kingdom, O-O WOWD, and t-thou awt exawted 
as ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a-above aww. 

29:12 Both w-wiches and honyouw come of thee, and t-thou weignyest o-ovew aww; 
and in thinye hand is p-powew and might; and in thinye hand it is to make 
g-gweat, and to g-give stwength u-unto aww. 

29:13 Nyow thewefowe, ouw G-God, we thank thee, and pwaise thy gwowious 
nyame. 

2-29:14 But who am I, and what is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, that we shouwd be abwe to 
offew so w-wiwwingwy aftew this (ノωヽ) *looks at you* s-sowt? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things come of thee, and 
of thinye own have we given thee. 

OwO 2-29:15 Fow we awe stwangews befowe thee, and sojouwnyews, as wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
ouw fathews: ouw days on t-the eawth awe as a shadow, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye 
abiding. 

29:16 O-O WOWD ouw G-God, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this stowe that we have pwepawed to buiwd 
thee an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye h-howy nyame cometh of thinye hand, and is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thinye own. 

29:17 I knyow awso, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, that t-thou twiest t-the heawt, and hast 
pweasuwe in upwightnyess. As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, in t-the upwightnyess of minye heawt I 
have w-wiwwingwy offewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things: and nyow have I s-seen with joy 
thy p-peopwe, which awe pwesent hewe, to offew w-wiwwingwy u-unto thee. 

29:18 O-O WOWD God of A-Abwaham, Isaac, and of I-Iswaew, ouw fathews, keep 
this (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in t-the imaginyation of t-the thoughts of t-the heawt of thy 
p-peopwe, and p-pwepawe theiw heawt u-unto t-thee: 2-29:19 And g-give u-unto S-Sowomon 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son a pewfect heawt, to keep thy commandments, thy testimonyies, and 
thy s-statutes, and to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, and to buiwd t-the pawace, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the which I have m-made pwovision. 

29:20 And David said to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the congwegation, Nyow bwess t-the WOWD youw 
God. 

And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation bwessed t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews, and 
b-bowed down theiw heads, and w-wowshipped t-the WOWD, and t-the king. 

29:21 And they sacwificed s-sacwifices u-unto t-the WOWD, and offewed buwnt 
offewings u-unto t-the WOWD, on t-the mowwow aftew that day, even a t-thousand 
buwwocks, a t-thousand wams, and a t-thousand wambs, with theiw dwink 
offewings, and s-sacwifices in a-abundance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: 2-29:22 And did 
e-eat and dwink befowe t-the WOWD on that day with gweat gwadnyess. And 
they m-made S-Sowomon t-the son of David king t-the second time, and anyointed 
him u-unto t-the WOWD to be t-the chief govewnyow, and Zadok to be pwiest. 

29:23 T-Then S-Sowomon sat on t-the t-thwonye of t-the WOWD as king instead of 
David his fathew, and pwospewed; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew obeyed h-him. 

29:24 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces, and t-the mighty men, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons 
wikewise of king D-David, s-submitted themsewves u-unto S-Sowomon t-the king. 

29:25 And t-the WOWD m-magnyified S-Sowomon e-exceedingwy in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
I-Iswaew, and b-bestowed upon him such woyaw m-majesty as h-had nyot b-been on 
any king befowe him in Iswaew. 

29:26 T-Thus David t-the son of Jesse weignyed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. 

29:27 And t-the time that he weignyed o-ovew Iswaew w-was f-fowty yeaws; seven 
yeaws weignyed he in Hebwon, and thiwty and thwee yeaws weignyed he in 
Jewusawem. 

2-29:28 And he died in a g-good o-owd (￣ω￣) a-age, f-fuww of days, wiches, and h-honyouw: 
and S-Sowomon his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

2-29:29 Nyow t-the acts of David t-the king, fiwst and wast, b-behowd, they awe 
wwitten in t-the book of S-Samuew t-the seew, and in t-the book of N-Nyathan t-the 
pwophet, and in t-the book of Gad t-the seew, 29:30 With (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his weign and 
his might, and t-the times that went o-ovew him, and o-ovew I-Iswaew, and o-ovew 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the c-countwies. 




The S-Second Book of t-the C-Chwonyicwes 


1:1 And S-Sowomon t-the son of David w-was stwengthenyed in his k-kingdom, and 
t-the WOWD his God w-was with him, and m-magnyified him exceedingwy. 

1:2 T-Then S-Sowomon spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, to t-the captains of thousands 
and of h-hundweds, and to t-the judges, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy govewnyow in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
I-Iswaew, t-the chief of t-the fathews. 

1:3 S-So S-Sowomon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation with him, went to t-the high 
pwace that w-was a-at G-Gibeon; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
c-congwegation of G-God, which Moses t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD h-had m-made in 
t-the wiwdewnyess. 

1:4 But t-the awk of God h-had David b-bwought up fwom (✯◡✯) *sighs* K-Kiwjathjeawim to t-the 
pwace which David h-had pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had (✯◡✯) p-pitched a >_> t-tent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
it a-at Jewusawem. 

1:5 Moweovew t-the bwasen awtaw, that Bezaweew t-the son of Uwi, t-the son 
of H-Huw, h-had made, he put befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the WOWD: and 
S-Sowomon and t-the c-congwegation sought u-unto it. 

1-1:6 And S-Sowomon went up thithew to t-the bwasen awtaw befowe t-the WOWD, 
which w-was a-at t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, and offewed a 
t-thousand buwnt offewings upon it. 

1:7 In that nyight did God appeaw u-unto S-Sowomon, and said u-unto him, Ask 
what I shaww g-give thee. 

1:8 And S-Sowomon said u-unto G-God, T-Thou hast shewed gweat (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto David 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and hast m-made m-me to weign in his s-stead. 

1-1:9 Nyow, O-O WOWD G-God, wet thy pwomise u-unto David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew be 
estabwished: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast m-made m-me king o-ovew a peopwe w-wike t-the dust of 
t-the eawth in (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

1:10 Give m-me nyow wisdom and knyowwedge, that I may go out and come in 
befowe this peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who c-can j-judge this thy p-peopwe, that is so 
gweat? 1:11 And God said to S-Sowomon, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because this w-was in thinye heawt, 
and t-thou hast nyot asked wiches, weawth, ow honyouw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the wife of 
thinye >_> e-enyemies, nyeithew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hast asked wong wife; but hast asked wisdom 
and k-knyowwedge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow xDD t-thysewf, that t-thou mayest j-judge o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, o-ovew whom 
I have m-made thee king: 1:12 Wisdom and k-knyowwedge is g-gwanted u-unto thee; 
and I wiww g-give thee wiches, and weawth, and honyouw, such as nyonye of 
t-the kings have h-had that have b-been befowe thee, nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any 
aftew thee have t-the wike. 

1:13 T-Then S-Sowomon came fwom his jouwnyey to t-the high pwace that w-was a-at 
G-Gibeon to J-Jewusawem, fwom befowe t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the congwegation, 
and weignyed o-ovew Iswaew. 

1:14 And S-Sowomon gathewed chawiots and howsemen: and he h-had a t-thousand 
and fouw hundwed c-chawiots, and twewve t-thousand howsemen, which he 
pwaced in t-the chawiot cities, and with t-the king a-at Jewusawem. 

1:15 And t-the king m-made s-siwvew and gowd a-at Jewusawem as p-pwenteous as 
stonyes, and cedaw twees m-made he as t-the sycomowe twees that awe in t-the 
vawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow abundance. 

1:16 And S-Sowomon h-had howses b-bwought out of Egypt, and winyen yawn: t-the 
king's mewchants weceived t-the winyen yawn a-at a p-pwice. 

1:17 And they fetched up, and b-bwought fowth out of Egypt a chawiot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
six hundwed shekews of s-siwvew, and an h-howse (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed and fifty: 
and so b-bwought they out howses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the Hittites, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kings of Sywia, by theiw means. 

2:1 And S-Sowomon detewminyed to buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, 
and an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

2:2 And S-Sowomon towd out (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten t-thousand men to beaw 
b-buwdens, and fouwscowe t-thousand to hew in t-the mountain, and thwee 
t-thousand and six hundwed to ovewsee them. 

2-2:3 And S-Sowomon sent to H-Huwam t-the king of T-Tywe, s-saying, As t-thou didst 
d-deaw with David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and didst send him cedaws to buiwd him an 
house to dweww thewein, even so d-deaw with me. 

2:4 Behowd, I buiwd an house to t-the nyame of t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, to 
dedicate it to him, and to buwn befowe him sweet incense, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
c-continyuaw shewbwead, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt offewings mownying and evenying, 
on t-the sabbaths, and on t-the nyew moons, and on t-the sowemn feasts of t-the 
WOWD ouw God. This is an owdinyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew to Iswaew. 

2-2:5 And t-the house which I buiwd is (=`ω´=) g-gweat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is ouw God a-above 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods. 

2:6 But who is abwe to buiwd him an h-house, seeing t-the heaven and 
heaven of h-heavens c-cannyot uWu *moans* c-contain h-him? who am I then, that I shouwd 
buiwd him an h-house, s-save onwy to buwn sacwifice befowe h-him? 2-2:7 Send 
m-me nyow thewefowe a man cunnying to wowk in gowd, and in s-siwvew, and in 
b-bwass, and in i-iwon, and in puwpwe, and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-cwimson, and bwue, and that c-can 
skiww to gwave with t-the cunnying men that awe with m-me in Judah and in 
J-Jewusawem, whom David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew did pwovide. 

2:8 Send m-me awso cedaw twees, fiw twees, and a-awgum twees, out of 
Webanyon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow that thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants c-can skiww to cut timbew in 
Webanyon; and, b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww be with thy sewvants, 2-2:9 Even 
to p-pwepawe m-me timbew in abundance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house which I am about to 
buiwd shaww be wondewfuw g-gweat. 

2:10 And, b-behowd, I wiww g-give to thy sewvants, t-the hewews that cut 
t-timbew, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand measuwes of beaten wheat, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand 
measuwes of bawwey, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand baths of winye, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
t-thousand baths of oiw. 

2-2:11 T-Then H-Huwam t-the king of T-Tywe answewed in wwiting, which he sent to 
S-Sowomon, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD hath woved his p-peopwe, he hath m-made thee 
king o-ovew them. 

2:12 H-Huwam said moweovew, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, that m-made 
heaven and eawth, who hath given to David t-the king a wise son, endued 
with pwudence and u-undewstanding, that m-might buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD, and an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And nyow I have sent a cunnying ^.^ m-man, endued with u-undewstanding, of 
H-Huwam o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's, 2:14 The son of a woman of t-the daughtews of Dan, 
and his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was a man of T-Tywe, skiwfuw to wowk in gowd, and in 
s-siwvew, in b-bwass, in i-iwon, in stonye, and in t-timbew, in puwpwe, in 
bwue, and in finye winyen, and in cwimson; awso to gwave any m-mannyew of 
gwaving, and to f-find out {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy device which shaww be put to him, with 
thy cunnying men, and with t-the cunnying men of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd David thy fathew. 

2:15 Nyow thewefowe t-the wheat, and t-the bawwey, t-the oiw, and t-the winye, 
which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd hath spoken of, wet him send u-unto his sewvants: 2:16 And 
we wiww cut w-wood out of Webanyon, as m-much as t-thou shawt nyeed: and we 
wiww bwing it to thee in fwoats by sea to Joppa; and t-thou shawt cawwy 
it up to Jewusawem. 

2:17 And S-Sowomon nyumbewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stwangews that wewe in t-the wand of 
I-Iswaew, aftew t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) n-nyumbewing whewewith David his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had nyumbewed 
t-them; and they wewe f-found an hundwed and fifty t-thousand and thwee 
t-thousand and six hundwed. 

2:18 And he s-set (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten t-thousand of t-them to be beawews of 
b-buwdens, and fouwscowe t-thousand to be hewews in t-the mountain, and 
thwee t-thousand and six hundwed ovewseews to s-set t-the peopwe a wowk. 

3-3:1 T-Then S-Sowomon began to buiwd t-the house of t-the WOWD a-at Jewusawem in 
mount Mowiah, whewe t-the Wowd appeawed u-unto David his fathew, in t-the 
pwace that David h-had pwepawed in t-the thweshingfwoow of O-Ownyan t-the 
Jebusite. 

3:2 And he began to buiwd in t-the second day of t-the second m-month, in 
t-the fouwth yeaw of his weign. 

3-3:3 Nyow these awe t-the things whewein S-Sowomon w-was instwucted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
buiwding of t-the house of God. The wength by cubits aftew t-the fiwst 
measuwe w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe c-cubits, and t-the bweadth ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits. 

3:4 And t-the p-powch that w-was in t-the fwont of t-the h-house, t-the wength of it 
w-was a-accowding to t-the bweadth of t-the h-house, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, and t-the 
height w-was an hundwed and twenty: and he ovewwaid it within with puwe 
gowd. 

3:5 And t-the gweatew house he ciewed with fiw twee, which he ovewwaid 
with finye gowd, and s-set theweon (o-_-o) p-pawm twees and (*^.^*) c-chains. 

3-3:6 And he gawnyished t-the house with (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious s-stonyes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow beauty: and 
t-the gowd w-was gowd of Pawvaim. 

3:7 He ovewwaid awso t-the h-house, t-the beams, t-the posts, and t-the wawws 
t-theweof, and t-the doows t-theweof, with gowd; and g-gwaved (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims on t-the 
wawws. 

3:8 And he m-made t-the most h-howy h-house, t-the wength wheweof w-was a-accowding 
to t-the bweadth of t-the h-house, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, and t-the bweadth theweof 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and he ovewwaid it with finye gowd, a-amounting to six 
hundwed tawents. 

3-3:9 And t-the w-weight of t-the nyaiws w-was fifty shekews of gowd. And he 
ovewwaid t-the (--_--) u-uppew c-chambews with gowd. 

3:10 And in t-the most h-howy house he m-made two (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of i-image wowk, 
and ovewwaid t-them with gowd. 

3:11 And t-the w-wings of t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims wewe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits w-wong: onye wing 
of t-the onye chewub w-was five c-cubits, weaching to t-the waww of t-the house: 
and t-the othew wing w-was wikewise five c-cubits, weaching to t-the wing of 
t-the othew chewub. 

3:12 And onye wing of t-the othew chewub w-was five c-cubits, weaching to t-the 
waww of t-the house: and t-the othew wing w-was five cubits awso, joinying to 
t-the wing of t-the othew chewub. 

3:13 The w-wings of these (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims spwead themsewves fowth ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
(x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and they s-stood on theiw feet, and theiw faces wewe inwawd. 

3:14 And he m-made t-the vaiw of bwue, and puwpwe, and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-cwimson, and finye 
winyen, and wwought (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims theweon. 

3:15 Awso he m-made befowe t-the house two piwwaws of thiwty and five 
cubits high, and t-the chapitew that w-was on t-the top of each of t-them w-was 
five cubits. 

3:16 And he m-made chains, as in t-the owacwe, and put t-them on t-the heads 
of t-the piwwaws; and m-made an hundwed pomegwanyates, and put t-them on t-the 
(*^.^*) c-chains. 

3:17 And he weawed up t-the piwwaws befowe t-the t-tempwe, onye on t-the wight 
hand, and t-the othew on t-the weft; and cawwed t-the nyame of that on t-the 
wight hand Jachin, and t-the nyame of that on t-the weft Boaz. 

4:1 Moweovew he m-made an awtaw of b-bwass, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits t-the wength 
t-theweof, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits t-the bweadth t-theweof, and t-ten cubits t-the 
height t-theweof. 

4-4:2 Awso he m-made a mowten sea of t-ten cubits fwom bwim to bwim, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
in compass, and five cubits t-the height t-theweof; and a winye of thiwty 
cubits did compass it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

4:3 And undew it w-was t-the simiwitude of oxen, which did compass it 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: t-ten in a cubit, compassing t-the sea (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. Two wows 
of oxen wewe cast, when it w-was cast. 

4-4:4 I-It s-stood upon twewve oxen, thwee wooking towawd t-the nyowth, and 
thwee wooking towawd t-the west, and thwee wooking towawd t-the south, and 
thwee wooking towawd t-the east: and t-the sea w-was s-set a-above upon t-them, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw hindew pawts wewe inwawd. 

4-4:5 And t-the thicknyess of it w-was an handbweadth, and t-the bwim of it 
w-wike t-the wowk of t-the bwim of a cup, with fwowews of wiwies; and it 
weceived and hewd thwee t-thousand b-baths. 

4:6 He m-made awso t-ten wavews, and put five on t-the wight hand, and five 
on t-the weft, to w-wash in (=`ω´=) t-them: such things as they offewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
buwnt offewing they washed in t-them; but t-the sea w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests to 
w-wash in. 

4:7 And he m-made t-ten c-candwesticks of gowd a-accowding to theiw fowm, and 
s-set t-them in t-the t-tempwe, five on t-the wight hand, and five on t-the weft. 

4-4:8 He m-made awso t-ten tabwes, and pwaced t-them in t-the t-tempwe, five on 
t-the wight side, and five on t-the weft. And he m-made an hundwed b-basons of 
gowd. 

4:9 Fuwthewmowe he m-made t-the couwt of t-the p-pwiests, and t-the gweat couwt, 
and doows (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwt, and ovewwaid t-the doows of t-them with b-bwass. 

4:10 And he s-set t-the sea on t-the wight side of t-the east end, o-ovew 
against t-the south. 

4:11 And H-Huwam m-made t-the pots, and t-the shovews, and t-the basons. And 
H-Huwam finyished t-the wowk that he w-was to make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow king S-Sowomon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
house of God; 4:12 To wit, t-the two piwwaws, and t-the pommews, and t-the 
chapitews which wewe on t-the top of t-the two piwwaws, and t-the two 
wweaths to covew t-the two pommews of t-the chapitews which wewe on t-the 
top of t-the piwwaws; 4:13 And fouw hundwed p-pomegwanyates on t-the two 
wweaths; two wows of p-pomegwanyates on each wweath, to covew t-the two 
pommews of t-the chapitews which wewe upon t-the piwwaws. 

4:14 He m-made awso bases, and wavews m-made he upon t-the bases; 4:15 Onye 
sea, and twewve oxen undew it. 

4:16 The pots awso, and t-the shovews, and t-the fweshhooks, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
instwuments, did H-Huwam his o(>ω<)o f-fathew make to king S-Sowomon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house 
of t-the WOWD of bwight b-bwass. 

4:17 In t-the pwain of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan did t-the king cast t-them, in t-the cway (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound 
b-between Succoth and Zewedathah. 

4-4:18 T-Thus S-Sowomon m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these vessews in gweat abundance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
w-weight of t-the bwass couwd nyot be f-found ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

4:19 And S-Sowomon m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews that wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of G-God, 
t-the gowden awtaw awso, and t-the tabwes wheweon t-the shewbwead w-was s-set; 
4:20 Moweovew t-the c-candwesticks with theiw wamps, that they shouwd buwn 
aftew t-the m-mannyew befowe t-the owacwe, of puwe gowd; 4:21 And t-the 
fwowews, and t-the wamps, and t-the tongs, m-made he of gowd, and that 
pewfect gowd; 4:22 And t-the snyuffews, and t-the basons, and t-the spoons, 
and t-the c-censews, of puwe gowd: and t-the entwy of t-the h-house, t-the innyew 
doows theweof (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the most h-howy pwace, and t-the doows of t-the house of 
t-the t-tempwe, wewe of gowd. 

5:1 T-Thus (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk that S-Sowomon m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of t-the WOWD w-was 
finyished: and S-Sowomon b-bwought in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that David his o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
h-had d-dedicated; and t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the instwuments, 
put he among t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of God. 

5-5:2 T-Then S-Sowomon assembwed t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heads of 
t-the t-twibes, t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, u-unto 
J-Jewusawem, to bwing up t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD out of t-the 
city of D-David, which is Z-Zion. 

5:3 Whewefowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Iswaew assembwed themsewves u-unto t-the king 
in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast which w-was in t-the seventh m-month. 

5:4 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Iswaew c-came; and t-the Wevites took up t-the 
awk. 

5:5 And they b-bwought up t-the awk, and t-the tabewnyacwe of t-the 
congwegation, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-howy vessews that wewe in t-the tabewnyacwe, 
these did t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites bwing (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

5:6 Awso king S-Sowomon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew that wewe 
assembwed u-unto him befowe t-the awk, sacwificed sheep and oxen, which 
couwd nyot be towd (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyumbewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

5:7 And t-the pwiests b-bwought in t-the awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD 
u-unto his pwace, to t-the owacwe of t-the h-house, into t-the most h-howy pwace, 
even undew t-the w-wings of t-the chewubims: 5:8 Fow t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims spwead 
fowth theiw w-wings o-ovew t-the pwace of t-the awk, and t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims covewed 
t-the awk and t-the staves theweof above. 

5:9 And they dwew out t-the staves of t-the awk, that t-the ends of t-the 
staves wewe s-seen fwom t-the awk befowe t-the o-owacwe; but they wewe nyot 
s-seen without. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe it is u-unto this d-day. 

5:10 Thewe w-was nyothing in t-the awk s-save t-the two tabwes which Moses put 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein a-at Howeb, when t-the WOWD m-made a c-covenyant with t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, when they came out of Egypt. 

5:11 And it came to pass, when t-the pwiests wewe come out of t-the h-howy 
p-pwace: (fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwiests that wewe pwesent wewe s-sanctified, and did 
nyot t-then wait by couwse: 5:12 Awso t-the Wevites which wewe t-the singews, 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them of Asaph, of Heman, of Jeduthun, with theiw sons and theiw 
bwethwen, being awwayed in white winyen, h-having cymbaws and psawtewies 
and h-hawps, s-stood a-at t-the east end of t-the awtaw, and with t-them an 
hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty pwiests sounding with twumpets:) 5-5:13 I-It came even 
to pass, as t-the twumpetews and s-singews wewe as o-onye, to make onye s-sound 
to be heawd in pwaising and thanking t-the WOWD; and when they w-wifted up 
theiw voice with t-the t-twumpets and cymbaws and instwuments of m-musick, 
and pwaised t-the WOWD, s-saying, Fow he is good; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: that t-then t-the house w-was fiwwed with a c-cwoud, even t-the house 
of t-the WOWD; 5:14 S-So that t-the pwiests couwd nyot stand to m-minyistew by 
w-weason of t-the cwoud: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD h-had fiwwed t-the house of 
God. 

6-6:1 T-Then said S-Sowomon, The WOWD hath said that he w-wouwd dweww in t-the 
thick dawknyess. 

6:2 But I have b-buiwt an house of h-habitation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thy dwewwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

6:3 And t-the king (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his face, and bwessed t-the w-whowe c-congwegation 
of Iswaew: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Iswaew stood. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And he said, Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, who hath with his 
h-hands fuwfiwwed that which he spake with his mouth to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew D-David, 
s-saying, 6:5 Since t-the day that I b-bwought fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe out of t-the 
wand of Egypt I chose nyo city among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew to buiwd 
an house in, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame m-might be thewe; nyeithew chose I any man to 
be a wuwew o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew: 6:6 But I have chosen J-Jewusawem, 
that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame m-might be thewe; and have chosen David to be o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe Iswaew. 

6:7 Nyow it w-was in t-the heawt of David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew to buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the nyame of t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. 

6:8 But t-the WOWD said to David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, Fowasmuch as it w-was in thinye 
heawt to buiwd an house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, t-thou didst w-weww in that it w-was in 
thinye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: 6:9 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-thou shawt nyot buiwd t-the h-house; but 
thy son which shaww come fowth out of thy w-woins, he shaww buiwd t-the 
house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. 

6:10 The WOWD thewefowe hath ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed his wowd that he hath spoken: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am wisen up in t-the woom of David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and am s-set on t-the 
t-thwonye of I-Iswaew, as t-the WOWD pwomised, and have b-buiwt t-the house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the nyame of t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. 

6:11 And in it have I put t-the awk, whewein is t-the c-covenyant of t-the 
WOWD, that he m-made with t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

6:12 And he s-stood befowe t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD in t-the pwesence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, and spwead fowth his hands: 6:13 Fow 
S-Sowomon h-had m-made a bwasen (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-scaffowd of five cubits w-wong, and five 
cubits bwoad, and thwee cubits high, and h-had s-set it in t-the m-midst of 
t-the couwt: and upon it he stood, and k-knyeewed down upon his k-knyees 
befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, and spwead fowth his h-hands 
towawd heaven. 

6:14 And said, O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God w-wike thee in t-the 
heaven, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in t-the eawth; which k-keepest c-covenyant, and shewest (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
u-unto thy sewvants, that wawk befowe thee with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawts: 6:15 
T-Thou which hast kept with thy sewvant David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew that which t-thou 
hast pwomised h-him; and s-spakest with thy mouth, and hast fuwfiwwed it 
with thinye hand, as it is this d-day. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 Nyow thewefowe, O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, keep with thy sewvant David 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew that which t-thou hast pwomised him, s-saying, Thewe shaww nyot 
faiw thee a man in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight to sit upon t-the t-thwonye of I-Iswaew; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet so 
that thy chiwdwen o(>ω<)o t-take heed to theiw w-way to wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, as t-thou 
hast wawked befowe me. 

6-6:17 Nyow then, O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, wet thy wowd be vewified, which 
t-thou hast spoken u-unto thy sewvant David. 

6:18 But wiww God in vewy deed dweww with men on t-the eawth? b-behowd, 
heaven and t-the heaven of h-heavens c-cannyot uWu *moans* c-contain thee; how m-much w-wess 
this house which I have buiwt! (＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 H-Have wespect thewefowe to t-the 
pwayew of thy s-sewvant, and to his suppwication, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, to 
heawken u-unto t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy and t-the pwayew which thy sewvant p-pwayeth befowe 
t-thee: 6:20 That thinye eyes may be open upon this house day and nyight, 
upon t-the pwace wheweof t-thou hast said that t-thou wouwdest put thy nyame 
thewe; to heawken u-unto t-the pwayew which thy sewvant p-pwayeth towawd 
this pwace. 

6:21 Heawken thewefowe u-unto t-the suppwications of thy s-sewvant, and of 
thy peopwe I-Iswaew, which they shaww make towawd this p-pwace: h-heaw t-thou 
fwom thy dwewwing pwace, even fwom heaven; and when t-thou heawest, 
f-fowgive. 

6:22 If a man sin against his nyeighbouw, and an o-oath be w-waid upon him 
to make him sweaw, and t-the o-oath come befowe thinye awtaw in this h-house; 
6:23 T-Then h-heaw t-thou fwom heaven, and do, and j-judge thy sewvants, by 
wequiting t-the w-wicked, by wecompensing his w-way upon his own h-head; and 
by justifying t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, by giving him a-accowding to his 
( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

6:24 And if thy peopwe Iswaew be put to t-the wowse befowe t-the enyemy, 
because they have sinnyed against thee; and shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn and confess 
thy nyame, and p-pway and make suppwication befowe thee in this h-house; 
6:25 T-Then h-heaw t-thou fwom t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and fowgive t-the sin of thy 
peopwe I-Iswaew, and bwing t-them again u-unto t-the wand which t-thou gavest to 
t-them and to theiw fathews. 

6:26 When t-the heaven is s-shut up, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wain, because they 
have sinnyed against thee; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet if they p-pway towawd this pwace, and 
confess thy nyame, and tuwn fwom theiw sin, when t-thou d-dost affwict 
t-them; 6:27 T-Then h-heaw t-thou fwom heaven, and fowgive t-the sin of thy 
sewvants, and of thy peopwe I-Iswaew, when t-thou hast taught t-them t-the 
g-good way, whewein they shouwd wawk; and send wain upon thy wand, which 
t-thou hast given u-unto thy peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance. 

6:28 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be deawth in t-the wand, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be pestiwence, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
be bwasting, ow ＼(≧▽≦)／ m-miwdew, wocusts, ow catewpiwwews; if theiw enyemies 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege t-them in t-the c-cities of theiw wand; whatsoevew sowe ow 
whatsoevew sicknyess (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be: 6:29 T-Then what pwayew ow what 
suppwication soevew shaww be m-made of any ^.^ m-man, ow of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy peopwe 
I-Iswaew, when {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww knyow his own sowe and his own gwief, and 
shaww spwead fowth his h-hands in this house: 6:30 T-Then h-heaw t-thou fwom 
heaven thy dwewwing pwace, and fowgive, and w-wendew u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, whose heawt t-thou k-knyowest; (fow t-thou onwy 
k-knyowest t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of t-the chiwdwen of men:) 6:31 That they may f-feaw 
thee, to wawk in thy ways, so wong as they wive in t-the wand which t-thou 
gavest u-unto ouw fathews. 

6:32 Moweovew c-concewnying t-the s-stwangew, which is nyot of thy peopwe 
I-Iswaew, but is come fwom a faw c-countwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy gweat nyame's sake, and 
thy mighty hand, and thy stwetched out awm; if they come and p-pway in 
this h-house; 6:33 T-Then h-heaw t-thou fwom t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, even fwom thy 
dwewwing pwace, and (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the stwangew cawweth to 
thee fow; that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe of t-the eawth may knyow thy nyame, and f-feaw 
thee, as doth thy peopwe I-Iswaew, and may knyow that this house which I 
have b-buiwt is cawwed by thy nyame. 

6-6:34 If thy peopwe go out to waw against theiw enyemies by t-the w-way that 
t-thou shawt send t-them, and they p-pway u-unto thee towawd this city which 
t-thou hast chosen, and t-the house which I have b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame; 6-6:35 
T-Then h-heaw t-thou fwom t-the h-heavens theiw pwayew and theiw suppwication, 
and maintain theiw cause. 

6:36 If they sin against thee, (fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man which ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth 
nyot,) and t-thou be angwy with t-them, and d-dewivew t-them o-ovew befowe theiw 
>_> e-enyemies, and they cawwy t-them away captives u-unto a wand faw off ow 
n-nyeaw; 6:37 Y-Yet if they bethink themsewves in t-the wand whithew they awe 
cawwied captive, and tuwn and p-pway u-unto thee in t-the wand of theiw 
c-captivity, s-saying, We have sinnyed, we have donye amiss, and have d-deawt 
w-wickedwy; 6-6:38 If they (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to thee with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawt and with 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw souw in t-the wand of theiw c-captivity, whithew they have 
cawwied t-them captives, and p-pway towawd theiw wand, which t-thou gavest 
u-unto theiw fathews, and towawd t-the city which t-thou hast chosen, and 
towawd t-the house which I have b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame: 6:39 T-Then h-heaw t-thou 
fwom t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, even fwom thy dwewwing pwace, theiw pwayew and theiw 
suppwications, and maintain theiw cause, and fowgive thy peopwe which 
have sinnyed against thee. 

6:40 Nyow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, wet, I b-beseech thee, thinye eyes be open, and wet 
thinye eaws be a-attent u-unto t-the pwayew that is m-made in this pwace. 

6:41 Nyow thewefowe a-awise, O-O WOWD G-God, into thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-westing pwace, thou, 
and t-the awk of thy stwength: wet thy p-pwiests, O-O WOWD G-God, be cwothed 
with sawvation, and wet thy saints wejoice in g-goodnyess. 

6-6:42 O-O WOWD G-God, tuwn nyot away t-the f-face of thinye anyointed: (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew 
t-the mewcies of David thy sewvant. 

7:1 Nyow when S-Sowomon h-had m-made an end of pwaying, t-the fiwe came down 
fwom heaven, and consumed t-the buwnt offewing and t-the sacwifices; and 
t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD fiwwed t-the house. 

7:2 And t-the pwiests couwd nyot entew into t-the house of t-the WOWD, 
because t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD h-had fiwwed t-the WOWD's house. 

7-7:3 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew saw how t-the fiwe came down, 
and t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD upon t-the h-house, they b-bowed themsewves with 
theiw faces to t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound upon t-the p-pavement, and wowshipped, and 
pwaised t-the WOWD, s-saying, Fow he is good; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

7:4 T-Then t-the king and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe offewed s-sacwifices befowe t-the 
WOWD. 

7:5 And king S-Sowomon offewed a sacwifice of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two t-thousand 
oxen, and an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand sheep: so t-the king and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the peopwe dedicated t-the house of God. 

7:6 And t-the pwiests waited on theiw offices: t-the Wevites awso with 
instwuments of musick of t-the WOWD, which David t-the king h-had m-made to 
pwaise t-the WOWD, because his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, when David 
pwaised by theiw minyistwy; and t-the pwiests sounded t-twumpets befowe 
t-them, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew stood. 

7-7:7 Moweovew S-Sowomon hawwowed t-the middwe of t-the couwt that w-was befowe 
t-the house of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he offewed buwnt offewings, and t-the 
fat of t-the peace offewings, because t-the bwasen awtaw which S-Sowomon h-had 
m-made w-was nyot abwe to weceive t-the buwnt offewings, and t-the meat 
offewings, and t-the f-fat. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Awso a-at t-the same time S-Sowomon kept t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast seven days, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Iswaew with him, a vewy gweat congwegation, fwom t-the entewing in of 
Hamath u-unto t-the wivew of Egypt. 

7:9 And in t-the eighth day they m-made a sowemn a-assembwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they kept 
t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of t-the awtaw seven days, and t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast seven days. 

7:10 And on t-the thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the seventh month he sent 
t-the peopwe away into theiw tents, gwad and mewwy in heawt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
goodnyess that t-the WOWD h-had shewed u-unto D-David, and to S-Sowomon, and to 
Iswaew his peopwe. 

7:11 T-Thus S-Sowomon finyished t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the king's 
house: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that came into S-Sowomon's heawt to make in t-the house of 
t-the WOWD, and in his own h-house, he pwospewouswy effected. 

7:12 And t-the WOWD appeawed to S-Sowomon by nyight, and said u-unto him, I 
have heawd thy pwayew, and have chosen this pwace to mysewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an 
house of sacwifice. 

7:13 If I s-shut up heaven that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo wain, ow if I command t-the 
wocusts to devouw t-the wand, ow if I send pestiwence among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; 
7:14 If o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, which awe cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, shaww humbwe 
themsewves, and (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, and seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, and tuwn fwom theiw wicked 
w-ways; t-then wiww I h-heaw fwom heaven, and wiww fowgive theiw sin, and 
wiww heaw theiw wand. 

7:15 Nyow minye eyes shaww be open, and minye eaws a-attent u-unto t-the pwayew 
that is m-made in this pwace. 

7:16 Fow nyow have I chosen and sanctified this h-house, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame may 
be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and minye eyes and minye heawt shaww be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
pewpetuawwy. 

7:17 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, if t-thou wiwt wawk befowe me, as David thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
wawked, and (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have commanded thee, and shawt 
o-obsewve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments; 7:18 T-Then wiww I s-stabwish t-the 
t-thwonye of thy k-kingdom, a-accowding as I have covenyanted with David thy 
fathew, s-saying, Thewe shaww nyot faiw thee a man to be wuwew in Iswaew. 

xDD 7-7:19 But if ye tuwn away, and fowsake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, 
which I have s-set befowe y-you, and shaww go and sewve othew gods, and 
w-wowship t-them; 7:20 T-Then wiww I pwuck t-them up by t-the woots out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wand which I have given t-them; and this h-house, which I have sanctified 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, wiww I cast out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, and wiww make it to be a 
pwovewb and a bywowd among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations. 

7:21 And this h-house, which is high, shaww be an (✧ω✧) a-astonyishment to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye that passeth by it; so that he shaww say, Why hath t-the WOWD donye 
thus u-unto this wand, and u-unto this house? 7:22 And it shaww be 
answewed, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they fowsook t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews, which 
b-bwought t-them fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt, and w-waid h-howd on othew 
gods, and w-wowshipped t-them, and sewved (=`ω´=) t-them: thewefowe hath he b-bwought 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this eviw upon them. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws, whewein S-Sowomon 
h-had b-buiwt t-the house of t-the WOWD, and his own h-house, 8-8:2 That t-the 
c-cities which H-Huwam h-had westowed to S-Sowomon, S-Sowomon b-buiwt t-them, and 
caused t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew to dweww thewe. 

8:3 And S-Sowomon went to Hamathzobah, and p-pwevaiwed against it. 

8:4 And he b-buiwt Tadmow in t-the wiwdewnyess, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stowe cities, 
which he b-buiwt in H-Hamath. 

8-8:5 Awso he b-buiwt Bethhowon t-the uppew, and Bethhowon t-the nyethew, 
f-fenced cities, with (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, gates, and baws; 8:6 And Baawath, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the stowe c-cities that S-Sowomon had, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chawiot cities, and t-the 
c-cities of t-the howsemen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that S-Sowomon desiwed to buiwd in 
J-Jewusawem, and in Webanyon, and (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of his 
dominyion. 

8:7 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that wewe weft of t-the Hittites, and t-the 
A-Amowites, and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the Hivites, and t-the J-Jebusites, 
which wewe nyot of I-Iswaew, 8:8 But of theiw c-chiwdwen, who wewe weft 
aftew t-them in t-the wand, whom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew consumed nyot, t-them 
did S-Sowomon make to pay (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute untiw this d-day. 

8:9 But of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did S-Sowomon make nyo (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
wowk; but they wewe men of waw, and chief of his captains, and 
captains of his chawiots and howsemen. 

8-8:10 And these wewe t-the chief of king S-Sowomon's officews, even two 
hundwed and fifty, that bawe w-wuwe o-ovew t-the peopwe. 

8-8:11 And S-Sowomon b-bwought up t-the daughtew of Phawaoh out of t-the city of 
David u-unto t-the house that he h-had b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, My wife 
shaww nyot dweww in t-the house of David king of I-Iswaew, because t-the 
pwaces awe howy, wheweunto t-the awk of t-the WOWD hath come. 

8:12 T-Then S-Sowomon offewed buwnt offewings u-unto t-the WOWD on t-the awtaw 
of t-the WOWD, which he h-had b-buiwt befowe t-the powch, 8-8:13 Even aftew a 
c-cewtain wate {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day, offewing a-accowding to t-the commandment of 
Moses, on t-the sabbaths, and on t-the nyew moons, and on t-the sowemn 
feasts, thwee times in t-the y-yeaw, even in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed 
bwead, and in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of w-weeks, and in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes. 

8:14 And he appointed, a-accowding to t-the owdew of David his fathew, t-the 
couwses of t-the pwiests to theiw sewvice, and t-the Wevites to theiw 
chawges, to pwaise and m-minyistew befowe t-the p-pwiests, as t-the duty of 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day wequiwed: t-the p-powtews awso by theiw couwses a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (´ ω `♡) g-gate: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so h-had David t-the man of God c-commanded. 

8:15 And they depawted nyot fwom t-the commandment of t-the king u-unto t-the 
pwiests and Wevites c-concewnying any mattew, ow c-concewnying t-the 
tweasuwes. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 Nyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of S-Sowomon w-was pwepawed u-unto t-the day of t-the 
f-foundation of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and untiw it w-was finyished. S-So t-the 
house of t-the WOWD w-was pewfected. 

8:17 T-Then went S-Sowomon to Eziongebew, and to Ewoth, a-at t-the sea side in 
t-the wand of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. 

8-8:18 And H-Huwam sent him by t-the h-hands of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants s-ships, and 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that h-had k-knyowwedge of t-the sea; and they went with t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of S-Sowomon to Ophiw, and took (o´∀`o) t-thence fouw hundwed and fifty 
tawents of gowd, and b-bwought t-them to king Sowomon. 

9:1 And when t-the queen of Sheba heawd of t-the f-fame of S-Sowomon, she came 
to pwove S-Sowomon with hawd q-questions a-at J-Jewusawem, with a vewy gweat 
company, and c-camews that bawe spices, and gowd in abundance, and 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes: and when she w-was come to S-Sowomon, she communyed with 
him of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in hew heawt. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And S-Sowomon towd hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew questions: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyothing hid 
fwom S-Sowomon which he towd hew n-nyot. 

9:3 And when t-the queen of Sheba h-had s-seen t-the wisdom of S-Sowomon, and 
t-the house that he h-had buiwt, 9:4 And t-the meat of his tabwe, and t-the 
sitting of his sewvants, and t-the attendance of his minyistews, and 
theiw appawew; his cupbeawews awso, and theiw appawew; and his (♡°▽°♡) a-ascent 
by which he went up into t-the house of t-the WOWD; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo mowe 
spiwit in hew. 

9:5 And she said to t-the king, I-It w-was a twue wepowt which I heawd in 
minye own wand of thinye acts, and of thy w-wisdom: 9:6 Howbeit I bewieved 
nyot theiw wowds, untiw I came, and minye eyes h-had s-seen i-it: and, b-behowd, 
t-the onye hawf of t-the gweatnyess of thy wisdom w-was nyot towd me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou 
e-exceedest t-the f-fame that I h-heawd. 

9:7 Happy awe thy men, and happy awe these thy sewvants, which stand 
continyuawwy befowe thee, and h-heaw thy w-wisdom. 

9:8 Bwessed be t-the WOWD thy G-God, which dewighted in thee to s-set thee 
on his t-thwonye, to be king (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD thy G-God: because thy God woved 
I-Iswaew, to estabwish t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, thewefowe m-made he thee king o-ovew 
t-them, to (^-^*)/ d-do j-judgment and justice. 

9:9 And she gave t-the king an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty tawents of gowd, and 
of spices gweat abundance, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes: nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any 
such spice as t-the queen of Sheba gave king Sowomon. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awso of Huwam, and t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of S-Sowomon, 
which b-bwought gowd fwom Ophiw, b-bwought a-awgum twees and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious 
stonyes. 

9-9:11 And t-the king m-made of t-the a-awgum twees tewwaces to t-the house of t-the 
WOWD, and to t-the king's pawace, and hawps and psawtewies (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow singews: 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyonye such s-seen befowe in t-the wand of J-Judah. 

9:12 And king S-Sowomon gave to t-the queen of Sheba (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew desiwe, 
whatsoevew she ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, beside that which she h-had b-bwought u-unto t-the king. 
S-So she tuwnyed, and went away to hew own wand, she and hew sewvants. 

9:13 Nyow t-the w-weight of gowd that came to S-Sowomon in onye yeaw w-was six 
hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe and six tawents of gowd; 9-9:14 Beside that which 
chapmen and mewchants bwought. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Awabia and 
govewnyows of t-the c-countwy b-bwought gowd and s-siwvew to Sowomon. 

9:15 And king S-Sowomon m-made two hundwed t-tawgets of beaten gowd: six 
hundwed shekews of beaten gowd went to onye t-tawget. 

9:16 And thwee hundwed shiewds m-made he of beaten gowd: thwee hundwed 
shekews of gowd went to onye shiewd. And t-the king put t-them in t-the house 
of t-the fowest of W-Webanyon. 

9:17 Moweovew t-the king m-made a gweat t-thwonye of (-_-) i-ivowy, and ovewwaid it 
with puwe gowd. 

9:18 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe six steps to t-the t-thwonye, with a (＃￣ω￣) f-footstoow of gowd, 
which wewe (o-_-o) f-fastenyed to t-the t-thwonye, and stays on each side of t-the 
sitting pwace, and two w-wions standing by t-the stays: 9:19 And twewve 
w-wions s-stood (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe on t-the onye side and on t-the othew upon t-the six steps. 
Thewe w-was nyot t-the w-wike m-made in any (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

9:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the dwinking vessews of king S-Sowomon wewe of gowd, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of t-the house of t-the fowest of Webanyon wewe of puwe 
gowd: nyonye wewe of s-siwvew; it w-was nyot any t-thing a-accounted of in t-the 
days of Sowomon. 

9:21 Fow t-the king's s-ships went to Tawshish with t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of Huwam: 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thwee yeaws o-once came t-the s-ships of Tawshish bwinging gowd, and 
s-siwvew, (-_-) i-ivowy, and a-apes, and peacocks. 

9:22 And king S-Sowomon passed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the eawth in w-wiches and 
w-wisdom. 

9:23 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the eawth sought t-the pwesence of S-Sowomon, to 
h-heaw his wisdom, that God h-had put in his heawt. 

9:24 And they b-bwought {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his pwesent, vessews of s-siwvew, and 
vessews of gowd, and waiment, hawnyess, and spices, howses, and muwes, 
a wate yeaw by y-yeaw. 

9:25 And S-Sowomon h-had fouw t-thousand stawws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow howses and c-chawiots, and 
twewve t-thousand h-howsemen; whom he b-bestowed in t-the chawiot cities, and 
with t-the king a-at Jewusawem. 

9:26 And he weignyed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings fwom t-the wivew even u-unto t-the 
wand of t-the Phiwistinyes, and to t-the bowdew of Egypt. 

9:27 And t-the king m-made s-siwvew in Jewusawem as stonyes, and cedaw twees 
m-made he as t-the sycomowe twees that awe in t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow pwains in abundance. 

9-9:28 And they b-bwought u-unto S-Sowomon howses out of Egypt, and out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
wands. 

9:29 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of S-Sowomon, fiwst and wast, awe they nyot 
wwitten in t-the book of N-Nyathan t-the pwophet, and in t-the pwophecy of 
Ahijah t-the ^-^ *twerks* S-Shiwonyite, and in t-the visions of Iddo t-the seew against 
Jewoboam t-the son of Nyebat? 9:30 And S-Sowomon weignyed in Jewusawem o-ovew 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew f-fowty yeaws. 

9:31 And S-Sowomon swept with his fathews, and he w-was buwied in t-the city 
of David his fathew: and Wehoboam his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

10:1 And Wehoboam went to Shechem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to Shechem wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew come 
to make him king. 

1-10:2 And it came to pass, when Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, who w-was in 
Egypt, whithew he fwed fwom t-the pwesence of S-Sowomon t-the king, heawd 
it, that Jewoboam wetuwnyed out of Egypt. 

10:3 And they sent and cawwed h-him. S-So Jewoboam and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew came and 
spake to Wehoboam, s-saying, 10:4 Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made ouw ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke gwievous: nyow 
thewefowe ease t-thou somewhat t-the gwievous s-sewvitude of thy fathew, and 
his h-heavy ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke that he put upon u-us, and we wiww sewve thee. 

1-10:5 And he said u-unto t-them, Come again u-unto m-me aftew thwee days. And 
t-the peopwe depawted. 

10:6 And king Wehoboam took counsew with t-the o-owd men that h-had s-stood 
befowe S-Sowomon his o(>ω<)o f-fathew whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wived, s-saying, What counsew 
g-give ye m-me to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn answew to this peopwe? 10:7 And they spake u-unto 
him, s-saying, If t-thou be kind to this p-peopwe, and pwease t-them, and 
speak g-good w-wowds to t-them, they wiww be thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

10:8 But he fowsook t-the counsew which t-the o-owd men gave him, and took 
counsew with t-the young men that wewe b-bwought up with him, that s-stood 
befowe h-him. 

10:9 And he said u-unto t-them, What advice g-give ye that we may (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
answew to this p-peopwe, which have spoken to me, s-saying, Ease somewhat 
t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke that thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew did put upon us? 10:10 And t-the young men 
that wewe b-bwought up with him spake u-unto him, s-saying, T-Thus shawt t-thou 
answew t-the peopwe that spake u-unto thee, s-saying, Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made ouw 
＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke h-heavy, but make t-thou it somewhat wightew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us; thus shawt t-thou 
say u-unto t-them, My ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe f-fingew shaww be t-thickew than o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's 
woins. 

1-10:11 Fow w-wheweas o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew put a h-heavy ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke upon y-you, I wiww put mowe 
to youw y-yoke: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew chastised you with (*´▽`*) w-whips, but I wiww chastise 
you with scowpions. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 S-So Jewoboam and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe came to Wehoboam on t-the thiwd 
day, as t-the king b-bade, s-saying, Come again to m-me on t-the thiwd d-day. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And t-the king answewed t-them woughwy; and king Wehoboam fowsook 
t-the counsew of t-the o-owd men, (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And answewed t-them aftew t-the advice 
of t-the young men, s-saying, My o(>ω<)o f-fathew m-made youw ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke h-heavy, but I wiww 
a-add theweto: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew chastised you with (*´▽`*) w-whips, but I wiww chastise 
you with scowpions. 

10:15 S-So t-the king heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cause w-was of 
G-God, that t-the WOWD m-might pewfowm his wowd, which he spake by t-the hand 
of Ahijah t-the Shiwonyite to Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat. 

1-10:16 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew saw that t-the king w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto 
t-them, t-the peopwe answewed t-the king, s-saying, What powtion have we in 
David? and we have nyonye (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in t-the son of Jesse: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to 
youw tents, O-O Iswaew: and n-nyow, D-David, s-see to thinye own house. S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Iswaew went to theiw tents. 

1-10:17 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew that d-dwewt in t-the c-cities of 
Judah, Wehoboam weignyed o-ovew them. 

10:18 T-Then king Wehoboam sent Hadowam that w-was o-ovew t-the twibute; and 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew stonyed him with stonyes, that he died. But king 
Wehoboam m-made speed to get him up to his c-chawiot, to fwee to 
Jewusawem. 

10:19 And Iswaew webewwed against t-the house of David u-unto this d-day. 

11:1 And when Wehoboam w-was come to J-Jewusawem, he gathewed of t-the house 
of Judah and Benjamin an hundwed and fouwscowe t-thousand chosen men, 
which wewe wawwiows, to fight against I-Iswaew, that he m-might bwing t-the 
kingdom again to Wehoboam. 

11:2 But t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Shemaiah t-the man of G-God, s-saying, 
11:3 Speak u-unto Wehoboam t-the son of S-Sowomon, king of Judah, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Iswaew in Judah and Benjamin, s-saying, 11:4 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Ye 
shaww nyot go up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fight against youw b-bwethwen: (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to 
his house: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this t-thing is donye of me. And they obeyed t-the w-wowds of 
t-the WOWD, and wetuwnyed fwom g-going against (T_T) J-Jewoboam. 

11:5 And Wehoboam d-dwewt in J-Jewusawem, and b-buiwt c-cities (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow defence in 
J-Judah. 

11:6 He b-buiwt even Bethwehem, and Etam, and Tekoa, 11:7 And B-Bethzuw, 
and Shoco, and A-Aduwwam, 11:8 And Gath, and M-Maweshah, and Z-Ziph, 11:9 
And Adowaim, and Wachish, and Azekah, 11:10 And Z-Zowah, and Aijawon, 
and Hebwon, which awe in Judah and in Benjamin f-fenced cities. 

11:11 And he f-fowtified t-the stwong howds, and put captains in t-them, and 
stowe of victuaw, and of oiw and winye. 

11:12 And in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sevewaw city he put shiewds and speaws, and m-made 
t-them exceeding stwong, h-having Judah and Benjamin on his side. 

11:13 And t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites that wewe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew wesowted 
to him out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw coasts. 

11:14 Fow t-the Wevites weft theiw s-subuwbs and theiw possession, and 
came to Judah and Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jewoboam and his sons h-had cast t-them 
off fwom executing t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office u-unto t-the WOWD: 11:15 And he 
o-owdainyed him pwiests (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the high pwaces, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the cawves which he h-had made. 

11:16 And aftew t-them out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of Iswaew such as s-set theiw 
(x_x)V h-heawts to seek t-the WOWD God of Iswaew came to J-Jewusawem, to sacwifice 
u-unto t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews. 

11:17 S-So they stwengthenyed t-the kingdom of Judah, and m-made Wehoboam t-the 
son of S-Sowomon stwong, thwee yeaws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thwee yeaws they wawked in t-the 
w-way of David and Sowomon. 

11:18 And Wehoboam took him Mahawath t-the daughtew of Jewimoth t-the son 
of David to wife, and Abihaiw t-the daughtew of Ewiab t-the son of J-Jesse; 
11:19 W-Which bawe him chiwdwen; Jeush, and Shamawiah, and Zaham. 

11:20 And aftew hew he took Maachah t-the daughtew of (O.O) A-Absawom; which 
bawe him A-Abijah, and Attai, and Ziza, and Shewomith. 

11:21 And Wehoboam woved Maachah t-the daughtew of Absawom a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
wives and his concubinyes: (fow he took eighteen wives, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe 
concubinyes; and begat ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight ^-^ s-sons, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe 
daughtews.) 11:22 And Wehoboam m-made Abijah t-the son of Maachah t-the 
chief, to be wuwew among his b-bwethwen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he thought to make him 
king. 

1-11:23 And he d-deawt w-wisewy, and d-dispewsed of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his chiwdwen 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the countwies of Judah and Benjamin, u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fenced 
city: and he gave t-them victuaw in abundance. And he desiwed many 
(^-^*)/ w-wives. 

12:1 And it came to pass, when Wehoboam h-had estabwished t-the k-kingdom, 
and h-had stwengthenyed himsewf, he fowsook t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Iswaew with h-him. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And it came to pass, that in t-the fifth yeaw of king Wehoboam 
Shishak king of Egypt came up against J-Jewusawem, because they h-had 
twansgwessed against t-the WOWD, 12:3 With twewve hundwed c-chawiots, and 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe t-thousand howsemen: and t-the peopwe wewe without (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew that 
came with him out of Egypt; t-the Wubims, t-the Sukkiims, and t-the 
Ethiopians. 

12:4 And he took t-the f-fenced c-cities which p-pewtainyed to Judah, and came 
to Jewusawem. 

1-12:5 T-Then came Shemaiah t-the pwophet to Wehoboam, and to t-the pwinces of 
Judah, that wewe gathewed togethew to Jewusawem because of Shishak, 
and said u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Ye have fowsaken me, and 
thewefowe have I awso weft you in t-the hand of Shishak. 

12:6 Wheweupon t-the pwinces of Iswaew and t-the king humbwed themsewves; 
and they said, The WOWD is wighteous. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And when t-the WOWD saw that they humbwed themsewves, t-the wowd of 
t-the WOWD came to Shemaiah, s-saying, They have humbwed themsewves; 
thewefowe I wiww nyot d-destwoy t-them, but I wiww gwant t-them s-some 
dewivewance; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath shaww nyot be pouwed out upon Jewusawem by 
t-the hand of Shishak. 

12:8 Nyevewthewess they shaww be his sewvants; that they may knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sewvice, and t-the sewvice of t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the c-countwies. 

12:9 S-So Shishak king of Egypt came up against J-Jewusawem, and took away 
t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the tweasuwes of t-the 
king's h-house; he took aww: he cawwied away awso t-the shiewds of gowd 
which S-Sowomon h-had made. 

12:10 Instead of which king Wehoboam m-made shiewds of b-bwass, and 
committed t-them to t-the h-hands of t-the chief of t-the guawd, that kept t-the 
entwance of t-the king's house. 

1-12:11 And when t-the king entewed into t-the house of t-the WOWD, t-the g-guawd 
came and fetched t-them, and b-bwought t-them again into t-the g-guawd chambew. 

12:12 And when he humbwed himsewf, t-the wwath of t-the WOWD (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom 
him, that he w-wouwd nyot d-destwoy him a-awtogethew: and awso in Judah 
things went weww. 

12:13 S-So king Wehoboam stwengthenyed himsewf in J-Jewusawem, and weignyed: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Wehoboam w-was onye and f-fowty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and 
he weignyed seventeen yeaws in J-Jewusawem, t-the city which t-the WOWD h-had 
chosen out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, to put his nyame thewe. And his 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was (=^‥^=) N-Nyaamah an Ammonyitess. 

12:14 And he did eviw, because he pwepawed nyot his heawt to seek t-the 
WOWD. 

1-12:15 Nyow t-the acts of Wehoboam, fiwst and wast, awe they nyot wwitten 
in t-the book of Shemaiah t-the pwophet, and of Iddo t-the seew c-concewnying 
genyeawogies? And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe waws b-between Wehoboam and Jewoboam 
continyuawwy. 

12:16 And Wehoboam swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied in t-the city 
of David: and Abijah his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

13:1 Nyow in t-the eighteenth yeaw of king Jewoboam began Abijah to weign 
o-ovew J-Judah. 

13:2 He weignyed thwee yeaws in Jewusawem. His (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame awso w-was 
Michaiah t-the daughtew of Uwiew of Gibeah. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw b-between 
Abijah and (T_T) J-Jewoboam. 

13:3 And Abijah s-set t-the battwe in a-awway with an awmy of v-vawiant men of 
waw, even fouw hundwed t-thousand chosen m-men: Jewoboam awso s-set t-the 
battwe in a-awway against him with eight hundwed t-thousand chosen men, 
being mighty men of vawouw. 

13:4 And Abijah s-stood up upon mount Zemawaim, which is in mount 
Ephwaim, and said, Heaw me, t-thou Jewoboam, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew; 13:5 O-Ought 
ye nyot to knyow that t-the WOWD God of Iswaew gave t-the kingdom o-ovew 
Iswaew to David (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, even to him and to his sons by a c-covenyant of 
s-sawt? 13:6 Y-Yet Jewoboam t-the son of N-Nyebat, t-the sewvant of S-Sowomon t-the 
son of D-David, is wisen up, and hath webewwed against his w-wowd. 

13:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe gathewed u-unto him vain men, t-the chiwdwen of Bewiaw, 
and have stwengthenyed themsewves against Wehoboam t-the son of S-Sowomon, 
when Wehoboam w-was young and tendewheawted, and couwd nyot w-withstand 
them. 

13:8 And nyow ye think to w-withstand t-the kingdom of t-the WOWD in t-the hand 
of t-the sons of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and ye be a gweat muwtitude, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe with 
youw gowden cawves, which Jewoboam m-made you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gods. 

13:9 H-Have ye nyot cast out t-the pwiests of t-the WOWD, t-the sons of Aawon, 
and t-the W-Wevites, and have m-made you pwiests aftew t-the m-mannyew of t-the 
nyations of othew wands? so that w-whosoevew cometh to consecwate himsewf 
with a young buwwock and seven wams, t-the same may be a pwiest of t-them 
that awe nyo gods. 

1-13:10 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, t-the WOWD is ouw G-God, and we have nyot fowsaken 
h-him; and t-the p-pwiests, which m-minyistew u-unto t-the WOWD, awe t-the sons of 
Aawon, and t-the Wevites wait upon theiw businyess: 1-13:11 And they buwn 
u-unto t-the WOWD {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy evenying buwnt s-sacwifices and 
sweet i-incense: t-the shewbwead awso s-set they in owdew upon t-the puwe 
tabwe; and t-the c-candwestick of gowd with t-the wamps t-theweof, to buwn 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy evenying: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we keep t-the chawge of t-the WOWD ouw God; but ye have 
fowsaken h-him. 

13:12 And, b-behowd, God himsewf is with us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw c-captain, and his 
pwiests with sounding t-twumpets to (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy a-awawm against you. O-O chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, fight ye nyot against t-the WOWD God of youw fathews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye 
shaww nyot pwospew. 

13:13 But Jewoboam caused an ambushment to come about behind (=`ω´=) t-them: so 
they wewe befowe Judah, and t-the ambushment w-was behind them. 

13:14 And when Judah wooked b-back, b-behowd, t-the battwe w-was befowe and 
behind: and they cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, and t-the pwiests sounded with t-the 
twumpets. 

13:15 T-Then t-the men of Judah gave a shout: and as t-the men of Judah 
shouted, it came to pass, that God smote Jewoboam and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew 
befowe Abijah and J-Judah. 

1-13:16 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwed befowe Judah: and God dewivewed 
t-them into theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

13:17 And Abijah and his peopwe swew t-them with a gweat swaughtew: so 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww down s-swain of Iswaew five hundwed t-thousand chosen m-men. 

13:18 T-Thus t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wewe b-bwought undew a-at that time, and 
t-the chiwdwen of Judah pwevaiwed, because they wewied upon t-the WOWD God 
of theiw fathews. 

13:19 And Abijah puwsued aftew Jewoboam, and took c-cities fwom him, 
Bethew with t-the towns t-theweof, and J-Jeshanyah with t-the towns t-theweof, 
and Ephwaim with t-the towns t-theweof. 

1-13:20 N-Nyeithew did Jewoboam wecovew stwength again in t-the days of 
A-Abijah: and t-the WOWD stwuck him, and he died. 

13:21 But Abijah (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed mighty, and mawwied fouwteen wives, and begat 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and two ^-^ s-sons, and sixteen daughtews. 

13:22 And t-the w-west of t-the acts of A-Abijah, and his ways, and his 
sayings, awe wwitten in t-the stowy of t-the pwophet Iddo. 

14:1 S-So Abijah swept with his fathews, and they buwied him in t-the city 
of David: and Asa his son weignyed in his s-stead. In his days t-the wand 
w-was quiet t-ten yeaws. 

14:2 And Asa did that which w-was g-good and wight in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD 
his G-God: 14:3 Fow he took away t-the a-awtaws of t-the s-stwange gods, and t-the 
high pwaces, and bwake down t-the images, and cut down t-the gwoves: 14:4 
And commanded Judah to seek t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews, and to (^-^*)/ d-do 
t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. 

1-14:5 Awso he took away out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Judah t-the high pwaces 
and t-the images: and t-the kingdom w-was quiet befowe h-him. 

14:6 And he b-buiwt f-fenced c-cities in Judah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand h-had west, and 
he h-had nyo waw in those yeaws; because t-the WOWD h-had given him w-west. 

14:7 Thewefowe he said u-unto Judah, Wet us buiwd these cities, and make 
about t-them (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and towews, gates, and baws, whiwe t-the wand is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
befowe us; because we have sought t-the WOWD ouw G-God, we have sought 
him, and he hath given us w-west on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. S-So they b-buiwt and 
pwospewed. 

14:8 And Asa h-had an awmy of men that bawe t-tawgets and speaws, out of 
Judah thwee hundwed thousand; and out of Benjamin, that bawe shiewds 
and dwew bows, two hundwed and fouwscowe thousand: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wewe 
mighty men of vawouw. 

14:9 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came out against t-them Zewah t-the Ethiopian with an \(★ω★)/ h-host 
of a t-thousand thousand, and thwee hundwed chawiots; and came u-unto 
Maweshah. 

14:10 T-Then Asa went out against him, and they s-set t-the battwe in a-awway 
in t-the vawwey of Zephathah a-at Maweshah. 

14:11 And Asa cwied u-unto t-the WOWD his G-God, and said, WOWD, it is 
nyothing with thee to hewp, whethew with many, ow with t-them that have 
nyo powew: hewp u-us, O-O WOWD ouw God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we w-west on thee, and in thy 
nyame we go against this (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. O-O WOWD, t-thou awt ouw God; wet nyo 
man pwevaiw against thee. 

1-14:12 S-So t-the WOWD smote t-the Ethiopians befowe Asa, and befowe Judah; 
and t-the Ethiopians fwed. 

14:13 And Asa and t-the peopwe that wewe with him puwsued t-them u-unto 
Gewaw: and t-the Ethiopians wewe ovewthwown, that they couwd nyot wecovew 
themsewves; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe destwoyed befowe t-the WOWD, and befowe his 
host; and they cawwied away vewy m-much s-spoiw. 

14:14 And they smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Gewaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw of 
t-the WOWD came upon (=`ω´=) t-them: and they spoiwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cities; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was exceeding m-much spoiw in them. 

1-14:15 They smote awso t-the tents of cattwe, and cawwied away sheep and 
c-camews in abundance, and wetuwnyed to Jewusawem. 

15:1 And t-the Spiwit of God came upon A-Azawiah t-the son of O-Oded: ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And 
he went out to meet Asa, and said u-unto him, Heaw ye me, Asa, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Judah and Benjamin; The WOWD is with y-you, whiwe ye be with h-him; and if 
ye seek him, he wiww be f-found of you; but if ye fowsake him, he wiww 
fowsake you. 

1-15:3 Nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wong season Iswaew hath b-been without t-the twue G-God, and 
without a teaching pwiest, and without waw. 

:3 1-15:4 But when they in theiw twoubwe did tuwn u-unto t-the WOWD God of 
I-Iswaew, and sought him, he w-was f-found of them. 

1-15:5 And in those times (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo peace to him that went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
to him that came in, but gweat vexations wewe upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants 
of t-the c-countwies. 

15:6 And nyation w-was destwoyed of nyation, and city of city: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God did 
v-vex t-them with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww advewsity. 

15:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye stwong thewefowe, and wet nyot youw h-hands be weak: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw 
wowk shaww be wewawded. 

15:8 And when Asa heawd these wowds, and t-the pwophecy of Oded t-the 
pwophet, he took c-couwage, and put away t-the abominyabwe idows out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the wand of Judah and Benjamin, and out of t-the c-cities which he h-had 
taken fwom mount Ephwaim, and wenyewed t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD, that w-was 
befowe t-the p-powch of t-the WOWD. 

15:9 And he gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and Benjamin, and t-the stwangews with 
t-them out of Ephwaim and Manyasseh, and out of S-Simeon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they feww to 
him out of Iswaew in abundance, when they saw that t-the WOWD his God 
w-was with h-him. 

15:10 S-So they gathewed themsewves togethew a-at Jewusawem in t-the thiwd 
m-month, in t-the f-fifteenth yeaw of t-the weign of Asa. 

15:11 And they offewed u-unto t-the WOWD t-the same time, of t-the spoiw which 
they h-had bwought, seven hundwed oxen and seven t-thousand sheep. 

15:12 And they entewed into a c-covenyant to seek t-the WOWD God of theiw 
f-fathews with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawt and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw s-souw; 1-15:13 That 
w-whosoevew w-wouwd nyot seek t-the WOWD God of Iswaew shouwd be put to 
d-death, whethew smaww ow g-gweat, whethew man ow |･ω･) w-woman. 

15:14 And they swawe u-unto t-the WOWD with a w-woud voice, and with 
shouting, and with twumpets, and with c-cownyets. 

15:15 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah w-wejoiced a-at t-the oath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had swown with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw heawt, and sought him with theiw w-whowe desiwe; and he w-was f-found 
of (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the WOWD gave t-them w-west (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

15:16 And awso c-concewnying Maachah t-the mothew of Asa t-the king, he 
w-wemoved hew fwom being queen, because she h-had m-made an idow in a gwove: 
and Asa cut down hew idow, and (=`ω´=) s-stamped it, and buwnt it a-at t-the b-bwook 
Kidwon. 

15:17 But t-the high pwaces wewe nyot taken away out of Iswaew: 
nyevewthewess t-the heawt of Asa w-was pewfect (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days. 

15:18 And he b-bwought into t-the house of God t-the things that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
h-had d-dedicated, and that he himsewf h-had d-dedicated, s-siwvew, and gowd, 
and vessews. 

1-15:19 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo mowe waw u-unto t-the five and thiwtieth yeaw of 
t-the weign of Asa. 

16:1 In t-the six and thiwtieth yeaw of t-the weign of Asa Baasha king of 
Iswaew came up against Judah, and b-buiwt (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, to t-the intent that he 
m-might wet nyonye go out ow come in to Asa king of J-Judah. 

16:2 T-Then Asa b-bwought out s-siwvew and gowd out of t-the tweasuwes of t-the 
house of t-the WOWD and of t-the king's h-house, and sent to Benhadad king 
of Sywia, that d-dwewt a-at Damascus, s-saying, 16:3 Thewe is a weague 
b-between m-me and thee, as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was b-between o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy fathew: 
b-behowd, I have sent thee s-siwvew and gowd; go, bweak thy weague with 
Baasha king of I-Iswaew, that he may depawt fwom me. 

16:4 And Benhadad heawkenyed u-unto king Asa, and sent t-the captains of 
his awmies against t-the c-cities of I-Iswaew; and they smote Ijon, and Dan, 
and Abewmaim, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stowe c-cities of N-Nyaphtawi. 

16:5 And it came to pass, when Baasha heawd it, that he weft off 
buiwding of (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and wet his wowk cease. 

1-16:6 T-Then Asa t-the king took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah; and they cawwied away t-the 
s-stonyes of (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, and t-the timbew t-theweof, whewewith Baasha w-was 
(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) b-buiwding; and he b-buiwt thewewith Geba and M-Mizpah. 

16:7 And a-at that time Hanyanyi t-the seew came to Asa king of Judah, and 
said u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast wewied on t-the king of Sywia, and nyot 
wewied on t-the WOWD thy G-God, thewefowe is t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the king of Sywia 
escaped out of thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

16:8 W-Wewe nyot t-the Ethiopians and t-the Wubims a huge host, with vewy 
many chawiots and h-howsemen? yet, because t-thou didst wewy on t-the WOWD, 
he dewivewed t-them into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

1-16:9 Fow t-the eyes of t-the WOWD w-wun to and fwo (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the w-whowe 
eawth, to s-shew himsewf stwong in t-the behawf of t-them whose heawt is 
pewfect towawd h-him. Hewein t-thou hast donye foowishwy: thewefowe fwom 
hencefowth t-thou shawt have w-waws. 

1-16:10 T-Then Asa w-was wwoth with t-the seew, and put him in a pwison h-house; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was in a wage with him because of this thing. And Asa oppwessed 
s-some of t-the peopwe t-the same ^w^ t-time. 

16:11 And, b-behowd, t-the acts of Asa, fiwst and wast, wo, they awe 
wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings of Judah and Iswaew. 

1-16:12 And Asa in t-the thiwty and nyinth yeaw of his weign w-was diseased 
in his feet, untiw his d-disease w-was exceeding (=`ω´=) g-gweat: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in his d-disease 
he sought nyot to t-the WOWD, but to t-the physicians. 

16:13 And Asa swept with his fathews, and died in t-the onye and fowtieth 
yeaw of his weign. 

1-16:14 And they buwied him in his own sepuwchwes, which he h-had m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
himsewf in t-the city of D-David, and w-waid him in t-the b-bed which w-was fiwwed 
with sweet odouws and divews (＾▽＾') k-kinds of spices pwepawed by t-the 
apothecawies' awt: and they m-made a vewy gweat b-buwnying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

17:1 And J-Jehoshaphat his son weignyed in his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, and stwengthenyed 
himsewf against Iswaew. 

17:2 And he pwaced f-fowces in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fenced c-cities of Judah, and s-set 
g-gawwisons in t-the wand of Judah, and in t-the c-cities of Ephwaim, which 
Asa his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had taken. 

17:3 And t-the WOWD w-was with Jehoshaphat, because he wawked in t-the fiwst 
ways of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew D-David, and sought nyot u-unto (☆ω☆) B-Baawim; 17:4 But sought 
to t-the Wowd God of his fathew, and wawked in his commandments, and nyot 
aftew t-the doings of Iswaew. 

17:5 Thewefowe t-the WOWD s-stabwished t-the kingdom in his hand; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Judah b-bwought to J-Jehoshaphat pwesents; and he h-had w-wiches and honyouw in 
abundance. 

17:6 And his heawt w-was w-wifted up in t-the ways of t-the WOWD: moweovew he 
took away t-the high pwaces and gwoves out of J-Judah. 

17:7 Awso in t-the thiwd yeaw of his weign he sent to his pwinces, even 
to Benhaiw, and to (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, and to Z-Zechawiah, and to (╯✧▽✧)╯ N-Nyethanyeew, and to 
Michaiah, to t-teach in t-the c-cities of J-Judah. 

1-17:8 And with t-them he sent W-Wevites, even Shemaiah, and N-Nyethanyiah, and 
Zebadiah, and Asahew, and Shemiwamoth, and Jehonyathan, and Adonyijah, 
and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) T-Tobijah, and Tobadonyijah, Wevites; and with t-them Ewishama and 
Jehowam, pwiests. 

17:9 And they taught in Judah, and h-had t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD 
with t-them, and went about (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Judah, and 
taught t-the peopwe. 

17:10 And t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD feww upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the wands 
that wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Judah, so that they m-made nyo waw against 
Jehoshaphat. 

17:11 Awso s-some of t-the Phiwistinyes b-bwought J-Jehoshaphat pwesents, and 
(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute s-siwvew; and t-the Awabians b-bwought him >w< f-fwocks, seven t-thousand 
and seven hundwed wams, and seven t-thousand and seven hundwed he goats. 

17:12 And J-Jehoshaphat (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed gweat e-exceedingwy; and he b-buiwt in Judah 
castwes, and c-cities of stowe. 

17:13 And he h-had m-much businyess in t-the c-cities of Judah: and t-the men of 
waw, mighty men of vawouw, wewe in Jewusawem. 

17:14 And these awe t-the nyumbews of t-them a-accowding to t-the house of 
theiw fathews: O-Of Judah, t-the captains of t-thousands; Adnyah t-the chief, 
and with him mighty men of vawouw thwee hundwed thousand. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And nyext to him w-was J-Jehohanyan t-the c-captain, and with him two 
hundwed and fouwscowe thousand. 

17:16 And nyext him w-was Amasiah t-the son of Zichwi, who w-wiwwingwy 
offewed himsewf u-unto t-the WOWD; and with him two hundwed t-thousand 
mighty men of vawouw. 

17:17 And of Benjamin; Ewiada a mighty man of vawouw, and with him 
awmed men with bow and shiewd two hundwed thousand. 

17:18 And nyext him w-was J-Jehozabad, and with him an hundwed and 
fouwscowe t-thousand weady pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waw. 

17:19 These waited on t-the king, beside those whom t-the king put in t-the 
f-fenced c-cities (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww J-Judah. 

18:1 Nyow J-Jehoshaphat h-had w-wiches and honyouw in abundance, and j-joinyed 
affinyity with Ahab. 

18:2 And aftew c-cewtain yeaws he went down to A-Ahab to Samawia. And A-Ahab 
kiwwed sheep and oxen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in abundance, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe that he 
h-had with him, and pewsuaded him to go up with him to Wamothgiwead. 

18:3 And A-Ahab king of Iswaew said u-unto J-Jehoshaphat king of Judah, Wiwt 
t-thou go with m-me to Wamothgiwead? And he answewed him, I am as t-thou 
awt, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe as thy peopwe; and we wiww be with thee in t-the waw. 

18:4 And J-Jehoshaphat said u-unto t-the king of I-Iswaew, Enquiwe, I p-pway 
thee, a-at t-the wowd of t-the WOWD to d-day. 

18:5 Thewefowe t-the king of Iswaew gathewed togethew of pwophets fouw 
hundwed men, and said u-unto t-them, Shaww we go to Wamothgiwead to 
battwe, ow shaww I fowbeaw? And they said, Go up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God wiww d-dewivew 
it into t-the king's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

18:6 But J-Jehoshaphat said, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot hewe a pwophet of t-the WOWD 
besides, that we m-might enquiwe of h-him? 18:7 And t-the king of Iswaew 
said u-unto Jehoshaphat, Thewe is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet onye ^.^ m-man, by whom we may enquiwe of 
t-the WOWD: but I hate h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he nyevew pwophesied g-good u-unto me, but 
awways eviw: t-the same is Micaiah t-the son of Imwa. And J-Jehoshaphat 
said, Wet nyot t-the king say so. 

18:8 And t-the king of Iswaew cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye of his officews, and said, 
Fetch quickwy Micaiah t-the son of Imwa. 

18:9 And t-the king of Iswaew and J-Jehoshaphat king of Judah sat eithew 
of t-them on his t-thwonye, cwothed in theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wobes, and they sat in a void 
pwace a-at t-the entewing in of t-the gate of Samawia; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets 
pwophesied befowe them. 

18:10 And (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of C-Chenyaanyah h-had m-made him howns of i-iwon, 
and said, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, With these t-thou shawt push Sywia untiw 
they be consumed. 

1-18:11 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets pwophesied so, s-saying, Go up to 
Wamothgiwead, and pwospew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD shaww d-dewivew it into t-the hand 
of t-the king. 

18:12 And t-the messengew that went to caww Micaiah spake to him, 
s-saying, Behowd, t-the w-wowds of t-the pwophets decwawe g-good to t-the king 
with onye assent; wet thy wowd thewefowe, I p-pway thee, be w-wike onye of 
theiw's, and speak t-thou good. 

18:13 And Micaiah said, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, even what o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God saith, 
that wiww I s-speak. 

18:14 And when he w-was come to t-the king, t-the king said u-unto him, 
Micaiah, shaww we go to Wamothgiwead to battwe, ow shaww I fowbeaw? 
And he said, Go ye up, and pwospew, and they shaww be dewivewed into 
youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

18:15 And t-the king said to him, How many times shaww I adjuwe thee 
that t-thou say nyothing but t-the twuth to m-me in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD? 
18:16 T-Then he said, I did s-see (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew scattewed upon t-the mountains, 
as sheep that have nyo shephewd: and t-the WOWD said, These have nyo 
m-mastew; wet t-them (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thewefowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his house in p-peace. 

18:17 And t-the king of Iswaew said to Jehoshaphat, Did I nyot teww thee 
that he w-wouwd nyot ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy g-good u-unto me, but eviw? 18:18 A-Again he 
said, Thewefowe h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD; I saw t-the WOWD sitting upon 
his t-thwonye, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven standing on his wight hand and 
on his weft. 

18:19 And t-the WOWD said, Who shaww entice A-Ahab king of I-Iswaew, that he 
may go up and faww a-at Wamothgiwead? And onye spake saying aftew this 
m-mannyew, and anyothew saying aftew that mannyew. 

18:20 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came out a spiwit, and s-stood befowe t-the WOWD, and 
said, I wiww entice h-him. And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Whewewith? 1-18:21 
And he said, I wiww go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and be a wying spiwit in t-the mouth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his pwophets. And t-the Wowd said, T-Thou shawt entice him, and t-thou shawt 
awso pwevaiw: go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and (^-^*)/ d-do even so. 

18:22 Nyow thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the WOWD hath put a wying spiwit in t-the 
mouth of these thy pwophets, and t-the WOWD hath spoken eviw against 
thee. 

1-18:23 T-Then (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of C-Chenyaanyah came nyeaw, and smote Micaiah 
upon t-the c-cheek, and said, W-Which w-way went t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD fwom 
m-me to speak u-unto thee? 18:24 And Micaiah said, Behowd, t-thou shawt s-see 
on that day when t-thou shawt go into an innyew c-chambew to hide thysewf. 

18:25 T-Then t-the king of Iswaew said, Take ye Micaiah, and cawwy him 
back to Amon t-the govewnyow of t-the city, and to Joash t-the king's son; 
18:26 And say, T-Thus saith t-the king, Put this f-fewwow in t-the pwison, and 
feed him with bwead of affwiction and with w-watew of a-affwiction, untiw 
I (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn in p-peace. 

18:27 And Micaiah said, If t-thou cewtainwy (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn in p-peace, t-then hath 
nyot t-the WOWD spoken by me. And he said, Heawken, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye peopwe. 

18:28 S-So t-the king of Iswaew and J-Jehoshaphat t-the king of Judah went up 
to Wamothgiwead. 

18:29 And t-the king of Iswaew said u-unto Jehoshaphat, I wiww disguise 
mysewf, and I wiww go to t-the >w< *twerks* b-battwe; but put t-thou on thy wobes. S-So t-the 
king of Iswaew disguised himsewf; and they went to t-the battwe. 

18:30 Nyow t-the king of Sywia h-had commanded t-the captains of t-the chawiots 
that wewe with him, s-saying, Fight ye nyot with smaww ow g-gweat, s-save 
onwy with t-the king of Iswaew. 

18:31 And it came to pass, when t-the captains of t-the chawiots saw 
Jehoshaphat, that they said, I-It is t-the king of Iswaew. Thewefowe they 
compassed about him to fight: but J-Jehoshaphat cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-the WOWD 
hewped h-him; and God moved t-them to depawt fwom h-him. 

(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 Fow it came to pass, that, when t-the captains of t-the chawiots 
pewceived that it w-was nyot t-the king of I-Iswaew, they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back again 
fwom puwsuing h-him. 

(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 And a c-cewtain man dwew a bow a-at a ventuwe, and smote t-the king of 
Iswaew b-between t-the joints of t-the hawnyess: thewefowe he said to his 
chawiot ^.^ m-man, T-Tuwn thinye hand, that t-thou mayest cawwy m-me out of t-the 
host; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am wounded. 

1-18:34 And t-the battwe incweased that day: h-howbeit t-the king of Iswaew 
stayed himsewf up in his chawiot against t-the Sywians untiw t-the even: 
and about t-the time of t-the sun g-going down he died. 

19:1 And J-Jehoshaphat t-the king of Judah wetuwnyed to his house in peace 
to Jewusawem. 

19:2 And Jehu t-the son of Hanyanyi t-the seew went out to meet him, and 
said to king Jehoshaphat, Shouwdest t-thou hewp t-the ungodwy, and wove 
t-them that hate t-the WOWD? thewefowe is wwath upon thee fwom befowe t-the 
WOWD. 

19:3 Nyevewthewess (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe g-good things f-found in thee, in that t-thou 
hast taken away t-the gwoves out of t-the wand, and hast pwepawed thinye 
heawt to seek God. 

19:4 And J-Jehoshaphat d-dwewt a-at Jewusawem: and he went out again thwough 
t-the peopwe fwom B-Beewsheba to mount Ephwaim, and b-bwought t-them back u-unto 
t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews. 

19:5 And he s-set ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges in t-the wand (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fenced c-cities of 
Judah, city by city, 1-19:6 And said to t-the judges, Take heed what ye 
do: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye j-judge nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^.^ m-man, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, who is with you in t-the 
judgment. 

19:7 Whewefowe nyow wet t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD be upon you; o(>ω<)o t-take heed and 
(^-^*)/ d-do i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo i-inyiquity with t-the WOWD ouw G-God, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wespect of 
p-pewsons, (=`ω´=) n-nyow taking of gifts. 

19:8 Moweovew in Jewusawem did J-Jehoshaphat s-set of t-the W-Wevites, and of 
t-the p-pwiests, and of t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of I-Iswaew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
j-judgment of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow contwovewsies, when they wetuwnyed to 
Jewusawem. 

19:9 And he c-chawged t-them, s-saying, T-Thus shaww ye (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the f-feaw of t-the 
WOWD, f-faithfuwwy, and with a pewfect heawt. 

19:10 And what c-cause soevew shaww come to you of youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that 
dweww in youw cities, b-between ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood and bwood, b-between (☆▽☆) w-waw and 
c-commandment, s-statutes and judgments, ye shaww even wawn t-them that they 
twespass nyot against t-the WOWD, and so wwath come upon y-you, and upon 
youw b-bwethwen: this do, and ye shaww nyot twespass. 

1-19:11 And, b-behowd, Amawiah t-the chief pwiest is o-ovew you in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mattews 
of t-the WOWD; and Zebadiah t-the son of I-Ishmaew, t-the wuwew of t-the house 
of Judah, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's mattews: awso t-the Wevites shaww be 
officews befowe you. Deaw couwageouswy, and t-the WOWD shaww be with t-the 
good. 

20:1 I-It came to pass aftew this awso, that t-the chiwdwen of M-Moab, and 
t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and with t-them othew beside t-the Ammonyites, came 
against J-Jehoshaphat to battwe. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came s-some that towd Jehoshaphat, s-saying, Thewe cometh 
a gweat muwtitude against thee fwom beyond t-the sea on this side S-Sywia; 
and, b-behowd, they be in Hazazontamaw, which is Engedi. 

20:3 And J-Jehoshaphat feawed, and s-set himsewf to seek t-the WOWD, and 
pwocwaimed a fast (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww J-Judah. 

20:4 And Judah gathewed themsewves togethew, to ask hewp of t-the WOWD: 
even out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Judah they came to seek t-the WOWD. 

20:5 And J-Jehoshaphat s-stood in t-the c-congwegation of Judah and J-Jewusawem, 
in t-the house of t-the WOWD, befowe t-the nyew couwt, 20:6 And said, O-O WOWD 
God of ouw fathews, awt nyot t-thou God in h-heaven? and wuwest nyot t-thou 
o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the heathen? and in thinye hand is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot 
p-powew and might, so that nyonye is abwe to w-withstand thee? (✯◡✯) 2-20:7 Awt nyot 
t-thou ouw G-God, who didst dwive out t-the i-inhabitants of this wand befowe 
thy peopwe I-Iswaew, and gavest it to t-the seed of A-Abwaham thy fwiend (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew? 20:8 And they d-dwewt thewein, and have b-buiwt thee a sanctuawy 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame, s-saying, 20:9 I-If, when eviw cometh upon u-us, as 
t-the swowd, j-judgment, ow pestiwence, ow (≧◡≦) f-faminye, we stand befowe this 
h-house, and in thy pwesence, (fow thy nyame is in this house,) and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy 
u-unto thee in ouw a-affwiction, t-then t-thou wiwt h-heaw and hewp. 

20:10 And n-nyow, b-behowd, t-the chiwdwen of Ammon and Moab and mount Seiw, 
whom t-thou wouwdest nyot wet Iswaew invade, when they came out of t-the 
wand of Egypt, but they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom t-them, and destwoyed t-them n-nyot; 
2-20:11 Behowd, I say, how they wewawd u-us, to come to cast us out of thy 
possession, which t-thou hast given us to inhewit. 

2-20:12 O-O ouw G-God, wiwt t-thou nyot j-judge them? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have nyo m-might 
against this gweat company that cometh against us; nyeithew knyow we 
what to do: but ouw eyes awe upon thee. 

2-20:13 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah s-stood befowe t-the WOWD, with theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, 
theiw wives, and theiw chiwdwen. 

2-20:14 T-Then upon Jahaziew t-the son of Z-Zechawiah, t-the son of Benyaiah, t-the 
son of Jeiew, t-the son of M-Mattanyiah, a Wevite of t-the sons of Asaph, 
came t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD in t-the m-midst of t-the c-congwegation; 2-20:15 
And he said, Heawken ye, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah, and ye i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, 
and t-thou king Jehoshaphat, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD u-unto y-you, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow d-dismayed by w-weason of this gweat muwtitude; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the battwe is nyot 
youws, but God's. 

20:16 To mowwow go ye down against (=`ω´=) t-them: b-behowd, they come up by t-the 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-cwiff of Ziz; and ye shaww f-find t-them a-at t-the end of t-the bwook, befowe 
t-the wiwdewnyess of Jewuew. 

2-20:17 Ye shaww nyot nyeed to fight in this |･ω･) b-battwe: s-set youwsewves, stand 
ye stiww, and s-see t-the sawvation of t-the WOWD with y-you, O-O Judah and 
Jewusawem: f-feaw nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be dismayed; to mowwow go out against (=`ω´=) t-them: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD wiww be with you. 

20:18 And J-Jehoshaphat b-bowed his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with his f-face to t-the gwound: and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem feww befowe t-the WOWD, 
wowshipping t-the WOWD. 

2-20:19 And t-the W-Wevites, of t-the chiwdwen of t-the Kohathites, and of t-the 
chiwdwen of t-the Kowhites, s-stood up to pwaise t-the WOWD God of Iswaew 
with a w-woud voice on high. 

20:20 And they w-wose eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and went fowth into t-the 
wiwdewnyess of Tekoa: and as they went fowth, J-Jehoshaphat s-stood and 
said, Heaw me, O-O Judah, and ye i-inhabitants of Jewusawem; Bewieve in 
t-the WOWD youw G-God, so shaww ye be estabwished; bewieve his pwophets, 
so shaww ye pwospew. 

20:21 And when he h-had c-consuwted with t-the p-peopwe, he appointed s-singews 
u-unto t-the WOWD, and that shouwd pwaise t-the b-beauty of howinyess, as they 
went out befowe t-the awmy, and to say, Pwaise t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

2-20:22 And when they began to sing and to p-pwaise, t-the WOWD s-set 
ambushments against t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, M-Moab, and mount Seiw, which 
wewe come against Judah; and they wewe smitten. 

20:23 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Ammon and Moab s-stood up against t-the 
i-inhabitants of mount Seiw, u-uttewwy to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway and d-destwoy (=`ω´=) t-them: and when 
they h-had m-made an end of t-the i-inhabitants of Seiw, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye hewped to 
d-destwoy anyothew. 

20:24 And when Judah came towawd t-the watch towew in t-the wiwdewnyess, 
they wooked u-unto t-the muwtitude, and, b-behowd, they wewe dead bodies 
f-fawwen to t-the eawth, and nyonye escaped. 

20:25 And when J-Jehoshaphat and his peopwe came to o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the spoiw 
of t-them, they f-found among t-them in a-abundance both w-wiches with t-the dead 
bodies, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious (♡°▽°♡) j-jewews, which they (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves, 
mowe than they couwd cawwy (☆ω☆) a-away: and they wewe thwee days in gathewing 
of t-the spoiw, it w-was so much. 

20:26 And on t-the fouwth day they assembwed themsewves in t-the vawwey of 
Bewachah; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they bwessed t-the WOWD: thewefowe t-the nyame of t-the 
same pwace w-was cawwed, The vawwey of Bewachah, u-unto this d-day. 

2-20:27 T-Then they wetuwnyed, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man of Judah and J-Jewusawem, and 
J-Jehoshaphat in t-the fowefwont of t-them, to go again to Jewusawem with 
j-joy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD h-had m-made t-them to wejoice o-ovew theiw enyemies. 

20:28 And they came to Jewusawem with psawtewies and hawps and 
t-twumpets u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

20:29 And t-the f-feaw of God w-was on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of those countwies, 
when they h-had heawd that t-the WOWD fought against t-the enyemies of 
Iswaew. 

20:30 S-So t-the w-weawm of J-Jehoshaphat w-was quiet: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his God gave him w-west 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

2-20:31 And J-Jehoshaphat weignyed o-ovew Judah: he w-was thiwty and five yeaws 
o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws in 
Jewusawem. 

And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was Azubah t-the daughtew of Shiwhi. 

20:32 And he wawked in t-the w-way of Asa his fathew, and depawted nyot 
fwom it, doing that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD. 

20:33 Howbeit t-the high pwaces wewe nyot taken (☆ω☆) a-away: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the 
peopwe h-had nyot pwepawed theiw (x_x)V h-heawts u-unto t-the God of theiw fathews. 

2-20:34 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jehoshaphat, fiwst and wast, b-behowd, 
they awe wwitten in t-the book of Jehu t-the son of Hanyanyi, who is 
m-mentionyed in t-the book of t-the kings of Iswaew. 

20:35 And aftew this did J-Jehoshaphat king of Judah join himsewf with 
A-Ahaziah king of I-Iswaew, who did vewy wickedwy: 20:36 And he j-joinyed 
himsewf with him to make s-ships to go to Tawshish: and they m-made t-the 
s-ships in E-Eziongabew. 

20:37 T-Then Ewiezew t-the son of Dodavah of Maweshah pwophesied against 
Jehoshaphat, s-saying, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast j-joinyed t-thysewf with A-Ahaziah, 
t-the WOWD hath bwoken thy wowks. And t-the s-ships wewe bwoken, that they 
wewe nyot abwe to go to Tawshish. 

21:1 Nyow J-Jehoshaphat swept with his fathews, and w-was buwied with his 
f-fathews in t-the city of David. And J-Jehowam his son weignyed in his 
s-stead. 

21:2 And he h-had (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the sons of Jehoshaphat, A-Azawiah, and Jehiew, 
and Z-Zechawiah, and A-Azawiah, and Michaew, and Shephatiah: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
wewe t-the sons of J-Jehoshaphat king of Iswaew. 

21:3 And theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew gave t-them gweat gifts of s-siwvew, and of gowd, 
and of (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things, with f-fenced c-cities in Judah: but t-the kingdom 
gave he to Jehowam; because he w-was t-the fiwstbown. 

21:4 Nyow when J-Jehowam w-was wisen up to t-the kingdom of his fathew, he 
stwengthenyed himsewf, and swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen with t-the swowd, and 
divews awso of t-the pwinces of Iswaew. 

21:5 J-Jehowam w-was thiwty and two yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and 
he weignyed eight yeaws in Jewusawem. 

2-21:6 And he wawked in t-the w-way of t-the kings of I-Iswaew, w-wike as did t-the 
house of Ahab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had t-the daughtew of A-Ahab to wife: and he wwought 
that which w-was eviw in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD. 

21:7 Howbeit t-the WOWD w-wouwd nyot d-destwoy t-the house of D-David, because of 
t-the c-covenyant that he h-had m-made with D-David, and as he pwomised to g-give a 
wight to him and to his sons (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

21:8 In his days t-the Edomites w-wevowted fwom undew t-the dominyion of 
Judah, and m-made themsewves a king. 

21:9 T-Then J-Jehowam went fowth with his pwinces, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his chawiots 
with him: and he w-wose up by nyight, and smote t-the Edomites which 
compassed him in, and t-the captains of t-the c-chawiots. 

21:10 S-So t-the Edomites w-wevowted fwom undew t-the hand of Judah u-unto this 
d-day. 

The same time awso did Wibnyah wevowt fwom undew his hand; because he 
h-had fowsaken t-the WOWD God of his fathews. 

21:11 Moweovew he m-made high pwaces in t-the mountains of Judah and 
caused t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem to commit f-fownyication, and 
compewwed Judah theweto. 

21:12 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a w-wwiting to him fwom Ewijah t-the pwophet, s-saying, 
T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of David thy fathew, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast nyot 
wawked in t-the ways of J-Jehoshaphat thy fathew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in t-the ways of Asa 
king of Judah, 2-21:13 But hast wawked in t-the w-way of t-the kings of 
I-Iswaew, and hast m-made Judah and t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem to go a 
whowing, w-wike to t-the whowedoms of t-the house of Ahab, and awso hast 
s-swain thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of thy fathew's h-house, which wewe bettew than 
thysewf: 21:14 Behowd, with a gweat pwague wiww t-the WOWD smite thy 
p-peopwe, and thy c-chiwdwen, and thy wives, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy goods: 2-21:15 And 
t-thou shawt have gweat sicknyess by d-disease of thy bowews, untiw thy 
b-bowews faww out by w-weason of t-the sicknyess day by d-day. 

21:16 Moweovew t-the WOWD stiwwed up against J-Jehowam t-the spiwit of t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and of t-the Awabians, that wewe (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the Ethiopians: 21:17 
And they came up into Judah, and bwake into it, and cawwied away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the s-substance that w-was f-found in t-the king's h-house, and his sons awso, 
and his wives; so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyevew a son weft him, s-save Jehoahaz, 
t-the youngest of his sons. 

2-21:18 And aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this t-the WOWD smote him in his b-bowews with an 
incuwabwe disease. 

2-21:19 And it came to pass, that in pwocess of time, aftew t-the end of 
two yeaws, his b-bowews feww out by w-weason of his sicknyess: so he died 
of sowe diseases. And his peopwe m-made nyo b-buwnying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, w-wike t-the 
b-buwnying of his fathews. 

21:20 Thiwty and two yeaws o-owd w-was he when he began to weign, and he 
weignyed in Jewusawem eight yeaws, and depawted without being desiwed. 
Howbeit they buwied him in t-the city of D-David, but nyot in t-the 
sepuwchwes of t-the k-kings. 

22:1 And t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem m-made A-Ahaziah his youngest son 
king in his s-stead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the band of men that came with t-the Awabians to 
t-the camp h-had s-swain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdest. S-So A-Ahaziah t-the son of J-Jehowam king 
of Judah weignyed. 

2-22:2 F-Fowty and two yeaws o-owd w-was A-Ahaziah when he began to weign, and 
he weignyed onye yeaw in Jewusawem. His (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame awso w-was Athawiah 
t-the daughtew of Omwi. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 He awso wawked in t-the ways of t-the house of Ahab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mothew 
w-was his counsewwow to (^-^*)/ d-do wickedwy. 

22:4 Whewefowe he did eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD w-wike t-the house of 
Ahab: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe his counsewwows aftew t-the death of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew to 
his destwuction. 

2-22:5 He wawked awso aftew theiw counsew, and went with J-Jehowam t-the son 
of A-Ahab king of Iswaew to waw against Hazaew king of Sywia a-at 
Wamothgiwead: and t-the Sywians smote Jowam. 

22:6 And he wetuwnyed to be heawed in Jezweew because of t-the w-wounds 
which wewe given him a-at (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, when he fought with Hazaew king of 
S-Sywia. And A-Azawiah t-the son of J-Jehowam king of Judah went down to s-see 
J-Jehowam t-the son of A-Ahab a-at Jezweew, because he w-was s-sick. 

22:7 And t-the destwuction of A-Ahaziah w-was of God by coming to :3 J-Jowam: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
when he w-was come, he went out with J-Jehowam against Jehu t-the son of 
Nyimshi, whom t-the WOWD h-had anyointed to cut off t-the house of Ahab. 

22:8 And it came to pass, that, when Jehu w-was executing j-judgment upon 
t-the house of Ahab, and f-found t-the pwinces of Judah, and t-the sons of t-the 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of A-Ahaziah, that minyistewed to A-Ahaziah, he swew them. 

22:9 And he sought A-Ahaziah: and they caught him, (fow he w-was hid in 
Samawia,) and b-bwought him to Jehu: and when they h-had s-swain him, they 
buwied him: Because, said they, he is t-the son of Jehoshaphat, who 
sought t-the WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt. S-So t-the house of A-Ahaziah h-had nyo 
p-powew to keep stiww t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

22:10 But when Athawiah t-the mothew of A-Ahaziah saw that hew son w-was 
dead, she awose and destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the seed woyaw of t-the house of 
J-Judah. 

22:11 But Jehoshabeath, t-the daughtew of t-the king, took Joash t-the son 
of A-Ahaziah, and stowe him fwom among t-the king's sons that wewe swain, 
and put him and his n-nyuwse in a bedchambew. S-So Jehoshabeath, t-the 
daughtew of king Jehowam, t-the wife of J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest, (fow she 
w-was t-the s-sistew of Ahaziah,) hid him fwom Athawiah, so that she swew 
him n-nyot. 

22:12 And he w-was with t-them hid in t-the house of God six yeaws: and 
Athawiah weignyed o-ovew t-the wand. 

23:1 And in t-the seventh yeaw J-Jehoiada stwengthenyed himsewf, and took 
t-the captains of h-hundweds, A-Azawiah t-the son of Jewoham, and Ishmaew t-the 
son of Jehohanyan, and A-Azawiah t-the son of Obed, and >w< M-Maaseiah t-the son of 
A-Adaiah, and Ewishaphat t-the son of Zichwi, into c-covenyant with h-him. 

23:2 And they went about in Judah, and gathewed t-the Wevites out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the c-cities of Judah, and t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of I-Iswaew, and they 
came to Jewusawem. 

23:3 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation m-made a c-covenyant with t-the king in t-the 
house of God. And he said u-unto t-them, Behowd, t-the king's son shaww 
weign, as t-the WOWD hath said of t-the sons of David. 

23:4 This is t-the t-thing that ye shaww do; A-A thiwd pawt of you entewing 
on t-the sabbath, of t-the pwiests and of t-the W-Wevites, shaww be p-powtews of 
t-the doows; 23:5 And a thiwd pawt shaww be a-at t-the king's h-house; and a 
thiwd pawt a-at t-the gate of t-the foundation: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww be 
in t-the couwts of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

23:6 But wet nyonye come into t-the house of t-the WOWD, s-save t-the p-pwiests, 
and they that m-minyistew of t-the Wevites; they shaww go in, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe 
howy: but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww keep t-the watch of t-the WOWD. 

2-23:7 And t-the Wevites shaww compass t-the king (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
with his weapons in his hand; and w-whosoevew ewse cometh into t-the 
h-house, he shaww be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but be ye with t-the king when he 
cometh in, and when he goeth ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

2-23:8 S-So t-the Wevites and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that 
J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest h-had commanded, and took {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his men that 
wewe to come in on t-the sabbath, with t-them that wewe to go out on t-the 
sabbath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest dismissed nyot t-the couwses. 

23:9 Moweovew J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest dewivewed to t-the captains of 
h-hundweds speaws, and buckwews, and shiewds, that h-had b-been king 
David's, which wewe in t-the house of God. 

23:10 And he s-set (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man h-having his w-weapon in his 
hand, fwom t-the wight side of t-the tempwe to t-the weft side of t-the 
t-tempwe, awong by t-the awtaw and t-the t-tempwe, by t-the king (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

23:11 T-Then they b-bwought out t-the king's son, and put upon him t-the 
cwown, and gave him t-the testimony, and m-made him king. And J-Jehoiada and 
his sons anyointed him, and said, God s-save t-the king. 

23:12 Nyow when Athawiah heawd t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the peopwe wunnying and 
pwaising t-the king, she came to t-the peopwe into t-the house of t-the WOWD: 
2-23:13 And she wooked, and, b-behowd, t-the king s-stood a-at his piwwaw a-at t-the 
entewing in, and t-the pwinces and t-the t-twumpets by t-the king: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe of t-the wand wejoiced, and sounded with twumpets, awso t-the 
s-singews with instwuments of m-musick, and such as taught to sing pwaise. 
T-Then Athawiah went hew cwothes, and said, Tweason, T-Tweason. 

23:14 T-Then J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest b-bwought out t-the captains of h-hundweds 
that wewe s-set o-ovew t-the host, and said u-unto t-them, H-Have hew fowth of t-the 
wanges: and w-whoso fowwoweth hew, wet him be s-swain with t-the swowd. Fow 
t-the pwiest said, Sway hew nyot in t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

23:15 S-So they w-waid h-hands on hew; and when she w-was come to t-the entewing 
of t-the h-howse gate by t-the king's h-house, they swew hew thewe. 

23:16 And J-Jehoiada m-made a c-covenyant b-between him, and b-between (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
p-peopwe, and b-between t-the king, that they shouwd be t-the WOWD's peopwe. 

23:17 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe went to t-the house of Baaw, and bwake it 
down, and bwake his a-awtaws and his images in p-pieces, and swew Mattan 
t-the pwiest of Baaw befowe t-the ^w^ a-awtaws. 

23:18 Awso J-Jehoiada appointed t-the offices of t-the house of t-the WOWD by 
t-the hand of t-the pwiests t-the W-Wevites, whom David h-had d-distwibuted in t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, to offew t-the buwnt offewings of t-the WOWD, as it is 
wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, with w-wejoicing and with s-singing, as it 
w-was o-owdainyed by David. 

23:19 And he s-set t-the p-powtews a-at t-the gates of t-the house of t-the WOWD, 
that nyonye which w-was uncwean in any t-thing shouwd entew in. 

23:20 And he took t-the captains of h-hundweds, and t-the n-nyobwes, and t-the 
govewnyows of t-the p-peopwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand, and b-bwought 
down t-the king fwom t-the house of t-the WOWD: and they came thwough t-the 
high gate into t-the king's h-house, and s-set t-the king upon t-the t-thwonye of 
t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand wejoiced: and t-the city w-was quiet, 
aftew that they h-had s-swain Athawiah with t-the swowd. 

2-24:1 Joash w-was seven yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed 
f-fowty yeaws in Jewusawem. His (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame awso w-was Zibiah of 
Beewsheba. 

24:2 And Joash did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the days of J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest. 

24:3 And J-Jehoiada took (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him two wives; and he begat sons and 
daughtews. 

2-24:4 And it came to pass aftew this, that Joash w-was minded to wepaiw 
t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

24:5 And he gathewed togethew t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, and said to 
t-them, Go out u-unto t-the c-cities of Judah, and gathew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew monyey 
to wepaiw t-the house of youw God fwom yeaw to y-yeaw, and s-see that ye 
hasten t-the mattew. Howbeit t-the Wevites h-hastenyed it n-nyot. 

24:6 And t-the king cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jehoiada t-the chief, and said u-unto him, 
Why hast t-thou nyot wequiwed of t-the Wevites to bwing in out of Judah and 
out of Jewusawem t-the cowwection, a-accowding to t-the commandment of Moses 
t-the sewvant of t-the WOWD, and of t-the c-congwegation of I-Iswaew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
tabewnyacwe of witnyess? 24:7 Fow t-the sons of Athawiah, that wicked 
woman, h-had bwoken up t-the house of God; and awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the dedicated 
things of t-the house of t-the WOWD did they bestow upon Baawim. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 And a-at t-the king's commandment they m-made a chest, and s-set it 
without a-at t-the gate of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

24:9 And they m-made a pwocwamation thwough Judah and J-Jewusawem, to 
bwing in to t-the WOWD t-the cowwection that Moses t-the sewvant of God w-waid 
upon Iswaew in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

24:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wejoiced, and b-bwought in, 
and cast into t-the chest, untiw they h-had m-made an end. 

24:11 Nyow it came to pass, that a-at what time t-the chest w-was b-bwought 
u-unto t-the king's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office by t-the hand of t-the W-Wevites, and when they saw 
that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was m-much monyey, t-the king's scwibe and t-the high pwiest's 
officew came and emptied t-the chest, and took it, and cawwied it to his 
pwace again. T-Thus they did day by day, and gathewed monyey in 
abundance. 

24:12 And t-the king and J-Jehoiada gave it to such as did t-the wowk of t-the 
sewvice of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and h-hiwed masons and cawpentews to 
wepaiw t-the house of t-the WOWD, and awso such as wwought (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and bwass 
to mend t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 S-So t-the wowkmen w-wwought, and t-the wowk w-was pewfected by t-them, and 
they s-set t-the house of God in his s-state, and stwengthenyed it. 

24:14 And when they h-had finyished it, they b-bwought t-the w-west of t-the 
monyey befowe t-the king and Jehoiada, wheweof wewe m-made vessews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, even vessews to minyistew, and to offew withaw, and 
spoons, and vessews of gowd and siwvew. And they offewed buwnt 
offewings in t-the house of t-the WOWD continyuawwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of 
Jehoiada. 

24:15 But J-Jehoiada (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed o-owd, and w-was f-fuww of days when he died; an 
hundwed and thiwty yeaws o-owd w-was he when he died. 

24:16 And they buwied him in t-the city of David among t-the kings, 
because he h-had donye g-good in I-Iswaew, both towawd G-God, and towawd his 
house. 

24:17 Nyow aftew t-the death of J-Jehoiada came t-the pwinces of Judah, and 
m-made obeisance to t-the king. T-Then t-the king heawkenyed u-unto them. 

24:18 And they weft t-the house of t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews, and 
sewved gwoves and (o･ω･o) i-idows: and wwath came upon Judah and Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
this theiw twespass. 

24:19 Y-Yet he sent pwophets to t-them, to bwing t-them again u-unto t-the WOWD; 
and they testified against (=`ω´=) t-them: but they w-wouwd nyot g-give (・_・ヾ e-eaw. 

24:20 And t-the Spiwit of God came upon (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of J-Jehoiada 
t-the pwiest, which s-stood a-above t-the p-peopwe, and said u-unto t-them, T-Thus 
saith G-God, Why twansgwess ye t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD, that ye 
c-cannyot pwospew? because ye have fowsaken t-the WOWD, he hath awso 
fowsaken you. 

24:21 And they conspiwed against him, and stonyed him with s-stonyes a-at 
t-the commandment of t-the king in t-the couwt of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

2-24:22 T-Thus Joash t-the king wemembewed nyot t-the k-kindnyess which J-Jehoiada 
his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had donye to him, but swew his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. And when he died, he 
said, The WOWD wook upon it, and wequiwe it. 

24:23 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of t-the y-yeaw, that t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of 
Sywia came up against him: and they came to Judah and J-Jewusawem, and 
destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of t-the peopwe fwom among t-the p-peopwe, and 
sent (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the spoiw of t-them u-unto t-the king of D-Damascus. 

24:24 Fow t-the awmy of t-the Sywians came with a smaww company of men, 
and t-the WOWD dewivewed a vewy gweat \(★ω★)/ h-host into theiw hand, because they 
h-had fowsaken t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews. S-So they executed j-judgment 
against Joash. 

24:25 And when they wewe depawted fwom him, (fow they weft him in 
gweat d-diseases,) his own (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants conspiwed against him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
of t-the sons of J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest, and swew him on his bed, and he 
ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: and they buwied him in t-the city of D-David, but they buwied him 
nyot in t-the sepuwchwes of t-the k-kings. 

24:26 And these awe they that conspiwed against h-him; Zabad t-the son of 
Shimeath an Ammonyitess, and Jehozabad t-the son of S-Shimwith a Moabitess. 

2-24:27 Nyow c-concewnying his ^-^ s-sons, and t-the gweatnyess of t-the buwdens w-waid 
upon him, and t-the wepaiwing of t-the house of G-God, b-behowd, they awe 
wwitten in t-the stowy of t-the book of t-the k-kings. And Amaziah his son 
weignyed in his s-stead. 

2-25:1 Amaziah w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and 
he weignyed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and nyinye yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame 
w-was Jehoaddan of Jewusawem. 

25:2 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, but nyot 
with a pewfect heawt. 

25:3 Nyow it came to pass, when t-the kingdom w-was estabwished to him, 
that he swew his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that h-had kiwwed t-the king his fathew. 

25:4 But he swew nyot theiw c-chiwdwen, but did as it is wwitten in t-the 
(☆▽☆) w-waw in t-the book of Moses, whewe t-the WOWD commanded, s-saying, The 
f-fathews shaww nyot die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-chiwdwen, nyeithew shaww t-the chiwdwen die 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fathews, but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man shaww die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own sin. 

25:5 Moweovew Amaziah gathewed Judah togethew, and m-made t-them captains 
o-ovew t-thousands, and captains o-ovew h-hundweds, a-accowding to t-the houses of 
theiw fathews, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and Benjamin: and he nyumbewed t-them 
fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd and above, and f-found t-them thwee hundwed t-thousand 
choice men, abwe to go fowth to waw, that couwd handwe speaw and 
shiewd. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 He h-hiwed awso an hundwed t-thousand mighty men of vawouw out of 
Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hundwed tawents of siwvew. 

25:7 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a man of God to him, s-saying, O-O king, wet nyot t-the 
awmy of Iswaew go with thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is nyot with I-Iswaew, to wit, 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim. 

25:8 But if t-thou wiwt go, (^-^*)/ d-do it; be stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the |･ω･) b-battwe: God shaww 
make thee faww befowe t-the e-enyemy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath p-powew to hewp, and to 
cast down. 

25:9 And Amaziah said to t-the man of G-God, But what shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
hundwed tawents which I have given to t-the awmy of I-Iswaew? And t-the man 
of God answewed, The WOWD is abwe to g-give thee m-much mowe than this. 

25:10 T-Then Amaziah sepawated t-them, to wit, t-the awmy that w-was come to 
him out of Ephwaim, to go home ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe theiw angew w-was 
gweatwy kindwed against Judah, and they wetuwnyed home in gweat angew. 

25:11 And Amaziah stwengthenyed himsewf, and w-wed fowth his p-peopwe, and 
went to t-the vawwey of sawt, and smote of t-the chiwdwen of Seiw t-ten 
thousand. 

25:12 And othew t-ten t-thousand weft a-awive did t-the chiwdwen of Judah 
cawwy away captive, and b-bwought t-them u-unto t-the top of t-the wock, and 
cast t-them down fwom t-the top of t-the wock, that they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wewe bwoken in 
pieces. 

25:13 But t-the sowdiews of t-the awmy which Amaziah sent b-back, that they 
shouwd nyot go with him to battwe, feww upon t-the c-cities of Judah, fwom 
Samawia even u-unto B-Bethhowon, and smote thwee t-thousand of t-them, and 
took m-much s-spoiw. 

25:14 Nyow it came to pass, aftew that Amaziah w-was come fwom t-the 
swaughtew of t-the Edomites, that he b-bwought t-the gods of t-the chiwdwen of 
Seiw, and s-set t-them up to be his gods, and b-bowed down himsewf befowe 
t-them, and buwnyed i-incense u-unto them. 

25:15 Whewefowe t-the angew of t-the WOWD w-was kindwed against A-Amaziah, and 
he sent u-unto him a pwophet, which said u-unto him, Why hast t-thou sought 
aftew t-the gods of t-the p-peopwe, which couwd nyot d-dewivew theiw own peopwe 
out of thinye hand? 25:16 And it came to pass, as he t-tawked with him, 
that t-the king said u-unto him, Awt t-thou m-made of t-the king's counsew? 
fowbeaw; why shouwdest t-thou be smitten? T-Then t-the pwophet f-fowbawe, and 
said, I knyow that God hath detewminyed to d-destwoy thee, because t-thou 
hast donye this, and hast nyot heawkenyed u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsew. 

2-25:17 T-Then Amaziah king of Judah took advice, and sent to J-Joash, t-the 
son of Jehoahaz, t-the son of Jehu, king of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Come, wet us 
s-see onye anyothew in t-the (￣ω￣) f-face. 

25:18 And Joash king of Iswaew sent to Amaziah king of Judah, s-saying, 
The thistwe that w-was in Webanyon sent to t-the cedaw that w-was in Webanyon, 
s-saying, Give thy daughtew to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son to wife: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe passed by a 
wiwd beast that w-was in Webanyon, and twode down t-the thistwe. 

25:19 T-Thou sayest, Wo, t-thou hast smitten t-the Edomites; and thinye heawt 
wifteth thee up to boast: abide nyow a-at home; why shouwdest t-thou m-meddwe 
to thinye huwt, that t-thou shouwdest faww, even thou, and Judah with 
thee? 25:20 But Amaziah w-wouwd nyot heaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it came of G-God, that he 
m-might d-dewivew t-them into t-the hand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, because they sought 
aftew t-the gods of (*・ω・)ﾉ E-Edom. 

25:21 S-So Joash t-the king of Iswaew went up; and they saw onye anyothew in 
t-the face, both he and Amaziah king of Judah, a-at Bethshemesh, which 
bewongeth to J-Judah. 

25:22 And Judah w-was put to t-the wowse befowe I-Iswaew, and they fwed 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his tent. 

25:23 And Joash t-the king of Iswaew took Amaziah king of Judah, t-the son 
of J-Joash, t-the son of Jehoahaz, a-at Bethshemesh, and b-bwought him to 
J-Jewusawem, and bwake down t-the waww of Jewusawem fwom t-the gate of 
Ephwaim to t-the cownyew gate, fouw hundwed cubits. 

2-25:24 And he took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gowd and t-the s-siwvew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews 
that wewe f-found in t-the house of God with Obededom, and t-the tweasuwes 
of t-the king's h-house, t-the hostages awso, and wetuwnyed to Samawia. 

25:25 And Amaziah t-the son of Joash king of Judah w-wived aftew t-the death 
of Joash son of Jehoahaz king of Iswaew f-fifteen yeaws. 

25:26 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of A-Amaziah, fiwst and wast, b-behowd, awe 
they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings of Judah and I-Iswaew? 25:27 
Nyow aftew t-the time that Amaziah did tuwn away fwom fowwowing t-the WOWD 
they m-made a conspiwacy against him in Jewusawem; and he fwed to 
Wachish: but they sent to Wachish aftew him, and swew him thewe. 

25:28 And they b-bwought him upon howses, and buwied him with his 
f-fathews in t-the city of J-Judah. 

26:1 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of Judah took Uzziah, who w-was sixteen yeaws 
o-owd, and m-made him king in t-the woom of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Amaziah. 

26:2 He b-buiwt Ewoth, and westowed it to Judah, aftew that t-the king 
swept with his fathews. 

26:3 S-Sixteen yeaws o-owd w-was Uzziah when he began to weign, and he 
weignyed fifty and two yeaws in Jewusawem. His (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame awso w-was 
Jecowiah of Jewusawem. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:4 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Amaziah did. 

26:5 And he sought God in t-the days of Z-Zechawiah, who h-had undewstanding 
in t-the visions of G-God: and as wong as he sought t-the WOWD, God m-made him 
to pwospew. 

26:6 And he went fowth and wawwed against t-the Phiwistinyes, and bwake 
down t-the waww of Gath, and t-the waww of Jabnyeh, and t-the waww of A-Ashdod, 
and b-buiwt c-cities about A-Ashdod, and among t-the Phiwistinyes. 

26:7 And God hewped him against t-the Phiwistinyes, and against t-the 
Awabians that d-dwewt in Guwbaaw, and t-the Mehunyims. 

26:8 And t-the Ammonyites gave gifts to Uzziah: and his nyame spwead 
a-abwoad even to t-the entewing in of Egypt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he stwengthenyed himsewf 
exceedingwy. 

26:9 Moweovew Uzziah b-buiwt towews in Jewusawem a-at t-the cownyew gate, and 
a-at t-the vawwey gate, and a-at t-the tuwnying of t-the waww, and f-fowtified 
them. 

26:10 Awso he b-buiwt towews in t-the desewt, and digged many w-wewws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
he h-had m-much cattwe, both in t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow countwy, and in t-the pwains: 
h-husbandmen awso, and vinye dwessews in t-the mountains, and in Cawmew: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he woved husbandwy. 

2-26:11 Moweovew Uzziah h-had an \(★ω★)/ h-host of f-fighting men, that went out to 
waw by bands, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of theiw ( ~*-*)~ a-account by t-the hand of 
Jeiew t-the scwibe and >w< M-Maaseiah t-the wuwew, undew t-the hand of Hanyanyiah, 
onye of t-the king's captains. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 The w-whowe (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of t-the mighty men 
of vawouw wewe two t-thousand and six hundwed. 

26:13 And undew theiw hand w-was an awmy, thwee hundwed t-thousand and 
seven t-thousand and five h-hundwed, that m-made waw with mighty p-powew, to 
hewp t-the king against t-the enyemy. 

26:14 And Uzziah pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host shiewds, 
and speaws, and hewmets, and habewgeons, and bows, and swings to cast 
stonyes. 

26:15 And he m-made in Jewusawem enginyes, invented by cunnying men, to be 
on t-the towews and upon t-the buwwawks, to shoot awwows and gweat s-stonyes 
withaw. 

And his nyame spwead faw abwoad; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was (＃`Д´) m-mawvewwouswy hewped, tiww 
he w-was s-stwong. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:16 But when he w-was stwong, his heawt w-was w-wifted up to his 
destwuction: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he twansgwessed against t-the WOWD his G-God, and went 
into t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD to buwn i-incense upon t-the awtaw of incense. 

26:17 And A-Azawiah t-the pwiest went in aftew him, and with him fouwscowe 
pwiests of t-the WOWD, that wewe v-vawiant m-men: 26:18 And they withstood 
Uzziah t-the king, and said u-unto him, I-It a-appewtainyeth nyot u-unto thee, 
Uzziah, to buwn i-incense u-unto t-the WOWD, but to t-the pwiests t-the sons of 
Aawon, that awe consecwated to buwn i-incense: go out of t-the sanctuawy; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast twespassed; nyeithew shaww it be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye honyouw fwom 
t-the WOWD God. 

26:19 T-Then Uzziah w-was w-wwoth, and h-had a censew in his hand to buwn 
i-incense: and whiwe he w-was wwoth with t-the p-pwiests, t-the wepwosy even 
w-wose up in his fowehead befowe t-the pwiests in t-the house of t-the WOWD, 
fwom beside t-the i-incense (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

26:20 And A-Azawiah t-the chief pwiest, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pwiests, wooked upon 
him, and, b-behowd, he w-was wepwous in his fowehead, and they thwust him 
out fwom thence; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, himsewf hasted awso to go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, because t-the WOWD 
h-had smitten h-him. 

26:21 And Uzziah t-the king w-was a wepew u-unto t-the day of his d-death, and 
d-dwewt in a sevewaw h-house, being a w-wepew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was cut off fwom t-the 
house of t-the WOWD: and Jotham his son w-was o-ovew t-the king's h-house, 
j-judging t-the peopwe of t-the wand. 

26:22 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Uzziah, fiwst and wast, did Isaiah 
t-the pwophet, t-the son of Amoz, w-wwite. 

26:23 S-So Uzziah swept with his fathews, and they buwied him with his 
f-fathews in t-the fiewd of t-the buwiaw which bewonged to t-the kings; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they said, He is a (✧∀✧)/ w-wepew: and Jotham his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

2-27:1 Jotham w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and 
he weignyed sixteen yeaws in Jewusawem. His (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame awso w-was 
Jewushah, t-the daughtew of Zadok. 

27:2 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Uzziah did: h-howbeit he entewed nyot 
into t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD. And t-the peopwe did (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet cowwuptwy. 

27:3 He b-buiwt t-the high gate of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and on t-the waww 
of Ophew he b-buiwt much. 

27:4 Moweovew he b-buiwt c-cities in t-the mountains of Judah, and in t-the 
fowests he b-buiwt castwes and towews. 

27:5 He fought awso with t-the king of t-the Ammonyites, and p-pwevaiwed 
against them. And t-the chiwdwen of Ammon gave him t-the same yeaw an 
hundwed tawents of s-siwvew, and t-ten t-thousand measuwes of wheat, and t-ten 
t-thousand of bawwey. S-So m-much did t-the chiwdwen of Ammon pay u-unto him, 
both t-the second y-yeaw, and t-the thiwd. 

2-27:6 S-So Jotham became mighty, because he pwepawed his ways befowe t-the 
WOWD his God. 

2-27:7 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of J-Jotham, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his waws, and his 
ways, wo, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings of Iswaew and 
J-Judah. 

27:8 He w-was five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and 
weignyed sixteen yeaws in Jewusawem. 

27:9 And Jotham swept with his fathews, and they buwied him in t-the 
city of David: and Ahaz his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

2-28:1 Ahaz w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed 
sixteen yeaws in Jewusawem: but he did nyot that which w-was wight in t-the 
sight of t-the WOWD, w-wike David his fathew: 2-28:2 Fow he wawked in t-the 
ways of t-the kings of I-Iswaew, and m-made awso mowten images (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Baawim. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 Moweovew he buwnt i-incense in t-the vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom, and 
buwnt his chiwdwen in t-the f-fiwe, aftew t-the abominyations of t-the heathen 
whom t-the WOWD h-had cast out befowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

^-^ 2-28:4 He sacwificed awso and buwnt i-incense in t-the high pwaces, and on 
t-the h-hiwws, and undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween t-twee. 

2-28:5 Whewefowe t-the WOWD his God dewivewed him into t-the hand of t-the 
king of S-Sywia; and they smote him, and cawwied away a gweat muwtitude 
of t-them captives, and b-bwought t-them to D-Damascus. And he w-was awso 
dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the king of I-Iswaew, who smote him with a 
gweat s-swaughtew. 

28:6 Fow (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the son of Wemawiah swew in Judah an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
t-thousand in onye day, which wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww v-vawiant men; because they h-had 
fowsaken t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 And Zichwi, a mighty man of Ephwaim, swew >w< M-Maaseiah t-the king's 
son, and Azwikam t-the govewnyow of t-the h-house, and Ewkanyah that w-was nyext 
to t-the king. 

(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew cawwied away captive of theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
two hundwed thousand, (*°▽°*) w-women, ^-^ s-sons, and (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and took awso away 
m-much spoiw fwom t-them, and b-bwought t-the spoiw to Samawia. 

28:9 But a pwophet of t-the WOWD w-was thewe, whose nyame w-was O-Oded: and he 
went out befowe t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host that came to S-Samawia, and said u-unto t-them, 
Behowd, because t-the WOWD God of youw f-fathews w-was wwoth with Judah, he 
hath dewivewed t-them into youw hand, and ye have s-swain t-them in a wage 
that weacheth up u-unto heaven. 

28:10 And nyow ye puwpose to keep undew t-the chiwdwen of Judah and 
Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bondmen and b-bondwomen u-unto you: but awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot with 
y-you, even with y-you, s-sins against t-the WOWD youw God? 28:11 Nyow h-heaw m-me 
thewefowe, and d-dewivew t-the captives again, which ye have taken captive 
of youw b-bwethwen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiewce wwath of t-the WOWD is upon you. 

2-28:12 T-Then c-cewtain of t-the heads of t-the chiwdwen of Ephwaim, A-Azawiah 
t-the son of Johanyan, Bewechiah t-the son of Meshiwwemoth, and J-Jehizkiah 
t-the son of Shawwum, and Amasa t-the son of Hadwai, s-stood up against t-them 
that came fwom t-the waw, (＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And said u-unto t-them, Ye shaww nyot bwing 
in t-the captives hithew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wheweas we have o-offended against t-the WOWD 
awweady, ye intend to a-add mowe to ouw s-sins and to ouw twespass: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
ouw twespass is g-gweat, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is fiewce wwath against Iswaew. 

28:14 S-So t-the awmed men weft t-the captives and t-the spoiw befowe t-the 
pwinces and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation. 

2-28:15 And t-the men which wewe expwessed by nyame w-wose up, and took t-the 
captives, and with t-the spoiw cwothed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe nyaked among t-them, 
and awwayed t-them, and shod t-them, and gave t-them to e-eat and to dwink, 
and anyointed t-them, and cawwied (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the feebwe of t-them upon asses, and 
b-bwought t-them to Jewicho, t-the city of (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, to theiw b-bwethwen: 
t-then they wetuwnyed to Samawia. 

28:16 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time did king Ahaz send u-unto t-the kings of Assywia to 
hewp h-him. 

28:17 Fow again t-the Edomites h-had come and smitten Judah, and cawwied 
away captives. 

28:18 The Phiwistinyes awso h-had invaded t-the c-cities of t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow countwy, 
and of t-the south of Judah, and h-had taken Bethshemesh, and Ajawon, and 
Gedewoth, and Shocho with t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, and Timnyah with t-the 
v-viwwages t-theweof, Gimzo awso and t-the v-viwwages theweof: and they d-dwewt 
thewe. 

28:19 Fow t-the WOWD b-bwought Judah (T_T) *cries* w-wow because of Ahaz king of I-Iswaew; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he m-made Judah nyaked, and twansgwessed sowe against t-the WOWD. 

28:20 And Tiwgathpiwnyesew king of Assywia came u-unto him, and 
d-distwessed him, but stwengthenyed him n-nyot. 

2-28:21 Fow Ahaz took away a powtion out of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and 
out of t-the house of t-the king, and of t-the pwinces, and gave it u-unto t-the 
king of Assywia: but he hewped him n-nyot. 

2-28:22 And in t-the time of his d-distwess did he twespass (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet mowe against 
t-the WOWD: this is that king Ahaz. 

28:23 Fow he sacwificed u-unto t-the gods of Damascus, which smote him: 
and he said, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the gods of t-the kings of Sywia hewp t-them, 
thewefowe wiww I sacwifice to t-them, that they may hewp me. But they 
wewe t-the wuin of him, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. 

28:24 And Ahaz gathewed togethew t-the vessews of t-the house of G-God, and 
cut in pieces t-the vessews of t-the house of G-God, and s-shut up t-the doows 
of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and he m-made him a-awtaws in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cownyew of 
Jewusawem. 

28:25 And in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sevewaw city of Judah he m-made high pwaces to buwn 
i-incense u-unto othew gods, and p-pwovoked to angew t-the WOWD God of his 
fathews. 

28:26 Nyow t-the w-west of his acts and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, fiwst and wast, 
b-behowd, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings of Judah and Iswaew. 

28:27 And Ahaz swept with his fathews, and they buwied him in t-the 
city, even in Jewusawem: but they b-bwought him nyot into t-the sepuwchwes 
of t-the kings of Iswaew: and :3 H-Hezekiah his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

2-29:1 :3 H-Hezekiah began to weign when he w-was five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd, 
and he weignyed nyinye and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's 
nyame w-was A-Abijah, t-the daughtew of Zechawiah. 

29:2 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, 
a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that David his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had donye. 

29:3 He in t-the fiwst yeaw of his weign, in t-the fiwst m-month, openyed t-the 
doows of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and w-wepaiwed them. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 And he b-bwought in t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, and gathewed t-them 
togethew into t-the east stweet, 29:5 And said u-unto t-them, Heaw me, ye 
W-Wevites, sanctify nyow youwsewves, and sanctify t-the house of t-the WOWD 
God of youw fathews, and cawwy fowth t-the fiwthinyess out of t-the h-howy 
pwace. 

2-29:6 Fow ouw f-fathews have twespassed, and donye that which w-was eviw in 
t-the eyes of t-the WOWD ouw G-God, and have fowsaken him, and have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
away theiw faces fwom t-the h-habitation of t-the WOWD, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw 
backs. 

29:7 Awso they have s-shut up t-the doows of t-the powch, and put out t-the 
wamps, and have nyot buwnyed i-incense (=`ω´=) n-nyow offewed buwnt offewings in t-the 
h-howy pwace u-unto t-the God of Iswaew. 

29:8 Whewefowe t-the wwath of t-the WOWD w-was upon Judah and J-Jewusawem, and 
he hath dewivewed t-them to twoubwe, to astonyishment, and to hissing, as 
ye s-see with youw eyes. 

29:9 Fow, wo, ouw f-fathews have f-fawwen by t-the swowd, and ouw sons and 
ouw daughtews and ouw wives awe in captivity (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this. 

29:10 Nyow it is in minye heawt to make a c-covenyant with t-the WOWD God of 
I-Iswaew, that his fiewce wwath may tuwn away fwom us. 

29:11 My ^-^ s-sons, be nyot nyow (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyegwigent: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath chosen you to 
stand befowe him, to sewve him, and that ye shouwd m-minyistew u-unto him, 
and buwn incense. 

29:12 T-Then t-the Wevites a-awose, Mahath t-the son of (´ ω `♡) A-Amasai, and Joew t-the 
son of A-Azawiah, of t-the sons of t-the K-Kohathites: and of t-the sons of 
Mewawi, Kish t-the son of A-Abdi, and A-Azawiah t-the son of Jehawewew: and of 
t-the Gewshonyites; Joah t-the son of Z-Zimmah, and Eden t-the son of Joah: 
29:13 And of t-the sons of Ewizaphan; Shimwi, and Jeiew: and of t-the sons 
of Asaph; Z-Zechawiah, and Mattanyiah: 2-29:14 And of t-the sons of Heman; 
Jehiew, and Shimei: and of t-the sons of Jeduthun; Shemaiah, and U-Uzziew. 

OwO 2-29:15 And they gathewed theiw bwethwen, and sanctified themsewves, and 
came, a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the king, by t-the w-wowds of t-the 
WOWD, to cweanse t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

29:16 And t-the pwiests went into t-the innyew pawt of t-the house of t-the 
WOWD, to cweanse it, and b-bwought out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the uncweannyess that they 
f-found in t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD into t-the couwt of t-the house of t-the 
WOWD. And t-the Wevites took it, to cawwy it out a-abwoad into t-the b-bwook 
Kidwon. 

29:17 Nyow they began on t-the fiwst day of t-the fiwst month to sanctify, 
and on t-the eighth day of t-the month came they to t-the p-powch of t-the WOWD: 
so they sanctified t-the house of t-the WOWD in eight days; and in t-the 
s-sixteenth day of t-the fiwst month they m-made an end. 

29:18 T-Then they went in to :3 H-Hezekiah t-the king, and said, We have 
cweansed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the awtaw of buwnt o-offewing, 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews t-theweof, and t-the shewbwead tabwe, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
vessews t-theweof. 

2-29:19 Moweovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews, which king Ahaz in his weign did cast 
away in his twansgwession, have we pwepawed and s-sanctified, and, 
b-behowd, they awe befowe t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD. 

29:20 T-Then :3 H-Hezekiah t-the king w-wose e-eawwy, and gathewed t-the wuwews of 
t-the city, and went up to t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

29:21 And they b-bwought seven buwwocks, and seven wams, and seven 
wambs, and seven he goats, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the k-kingdom, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the s-sanctuawy, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Judah. And he commanded t-the pwiests t-the sons of 
Aawon to offew t-them on t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD. 

2-29:22 S-So they kiwwed t-the buwwocks, and t-the pwiests weceived t-the bwood, 
and spwinkwed it on t-the a-awtaw: (　･ω･)☞ w-wikewise, when they h-had kiwwed t-the 
wams, they spwinkwed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the a-awtaw: they kiwwed awso t-the 
wambs, and they spwinkwed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

29:23 And they b-bwought fowth t-the he g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin offewing befowe 
t-the king and t-the c-congwegation; and they w-waid theiw h-hands upon (=`ω´=) t-them: 
29:24 And t-the pwiests kiwwed t-them, and they m-made weconciwiation with 
theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the awtaw, to make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the king commanded that t-the buwnt offewing and t-the sin offewing shouwd 
be m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew. 

29:25 And he s-set t-the Wevites in t-the house of t-the WOWD with cymbaws, 
with p-psawtewies, and with h-hawps, a-accowding to t-the commandment of 
D-David, and of Gad t-the king's seew, and N-Nyathan t-the p-pwophet: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so w-was 
t-the commandment of t-the WOWD by his pwophets. 

29:26 And t-the Wevites s-stood with t-the instwuments of D-David, and t-the 
pwiests with t-the twumpets. 

29:27 And :3 H-Hezekiah commanded to offew t-the buwnt offewing upon t-the 
(o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

And when t-the buwnt offewing began, t-the song of t-the WOWD began awso 
with t-the twumpets, and with t-the instwuments o-owdainyed by David king of 
Iswaew. 

2-29:28 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation wowshipped, and t-the s-singews sang, and 
t-the twumpetews sounded: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this continyued untiw t-the buwnt 
offewing w-was finyished. 

2-29:29 And when they h-had m-made an end of o-offewing, t-the king and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
wewe pwesent with him b-bowed themsewves, and wowshipped. 

29:30 Moweovew :3 H-Hezekiah t-the king and t-the pwinces commanded t-the Wevites 
to sing pwaise u-unto t-the WOWD with t-the w-wowds of D-David, and of A-Asaph t-the 
seew. And they sang p-pwaises with gwadnyess, and they b-bowed theiw heads 
and wowshipped. 

29:31 T-Then :3 H-Hezekiah answewed and said, Nyow ye have consecwated 
youwsewves u-unto t-the WOWD, come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw and bwing s-sacwifices and thank 
offewings into t-the house of t-the WOWD. And t-the c-congwegation b-bwought in 
s-sacwifices and thank offewings; and as many as wewe of a fwee heawt 
buwnt offewings. 

29:32 And t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the buwnt offewings, which t-the c-congwegation 
bwought, w-was (o_O)! t-thweescowe and t-ten buwwocks, an hundwed wams, and two 
hundwed w-wambs: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing to t-the WOWD. 

2-29:33 And t-the consecwated things wewe six hundwed oxen and thwee 
t-thousand sheep. 

29:34 But t-the pwiests wewe too few, so that they couwd nyot fway (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the buwnt ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Wevites did hewp 
t-them, tiww t-the wowk w-was ended, and untiw t-the othew pwiests h-had 
sanctified themsewves: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wevites wewe mowe upwight in heawt to 
sanctify themsewves than t-the pwiests. 

29:35 And awso t-the buwnt offewings wewe in abundance, with t-the fat of 
t-the peace offewings, and t-the dwink offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 
S-So t-the sewvice of t-the house of t-the WOWD w-was s-set in owdew. 

29:36 And :3 H-Hezekiah wejoiced, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, that God h-had pwepawed 
t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the t-thing w-was donye suddenwy. 

30:1 And :3 H-Hezekiah sent to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew and Judah, and wwote wettews awso 
to Ephwaim and Manyasseh, that they shouwd come to t-the house of t-the 
WOWD a-at J-Jewusawem, to keep t-the passovew u-unto t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. 

30:2 Fow t-the king h-had taken counsew, and his pwinces, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-congwegation in J-Jewusawem, to keep t-the passovew in t-the second m-month. 

30:3 Fow they couwd nyot keep it a-at that time, because t-the pwiests h-had 
nyot sanctified themsewves sufficientwy, nyeithew h-had t-the peopwe 
gathewed themsewves togethew to Jewusawem. 

30:4 And t-the t-thing pweased t-the king and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation. 

3-30:5 S-So they estabwished a decwee to make pwocwamation (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
I-Iswaew, fwom B-Beewsheba even to Dan, that they shouwd come to keep t-the 
passovew u-unto t-the WOWD God of Iswaew a-at Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had nyot 
donye it of a wong time in such sowt as it w-was w-wwitten. 

30:6 S-So t-the posts went with t-the wettews fwom t-the king and his pwinces 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew and Judah, and a-accowding to t-the commandment of 
t-the king, s-saying, Ye chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, tuwn again u-unto t-the WOWD God 
of A-Abwaham, Isaac, and I-Iswaew, and he wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the wemnyant of 
y-you, that awe escaped out of t-the hand of t-the kings of Assywia. 

30:7 And be nyot ye w-wike youw fathews, and w-wike youw bwethwen, which 
twespassed against t-the WOWD God of theiw fathews, who thewefowe gave 
t-them up to desowation, as ye see. 

30:8 Nyow be ye nyot stiffnyecked, as youw f-fathews (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, but yiewd 
youwsewves u-unto t-the WOWD, and entew into his s-sanctuawy, which he hath 
sanctified (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and sewve t-the WOWD youw G-God, that t-the fiewcenyess 
of his wwath may tuwn away fwom you. 

(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 Fow if ye tuwn again u-unto t-the WOWD, youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and youw 
chiwdwen shaww f-find compassion befowe t-them that wead t-them captive, so 
that they shaww come again into this wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD youw God is 
gwacious and m-mewcifuw, and wiww nyot tuwn away his f-face fwom y-you, if ye 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto h-him. 

30:10 S-So t-the posts passed fwom city to city thwough t-the c-countwy of 
Ephwaim and Manyasseh even u-unto Zebuwun: but they w-waughed t-them to 
scown, and mocked them. 

3-30:11 Nyevewthewess divews of Ashew and Manyasseh and of Zebuwun humbwed 
themsewves, and came to Jewusawem. 

30:12 Awso in Judah t-the hand of God w-was to g-give t-them onye heawt to (^-^*)/ d-do 
t-the commandment of t-the king and of t-the pwinces, by t-the wowd of t-the 
WOWD. 

30:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe assembwed a-at Jewusawem m-much peopwe to keep t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast 
of unweavenyed bwead in t-the second m-month, a vewy gweat c-congwegation. 

30:14 And they awose and took away t-the a-awtaws that wewe in J-Jewusawem, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the a-awtaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-incense took they away, and cast t-them into t-the 
b-bwook Kidwon. 

30:15 T-Then they kiwwed t-the passovew on t-the fouwteenth day of t-the 
second (o_O) m-month: and t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites wewe a-ashamed, and 
sanctified themsewves, and b-bwought in t-the buwnt offewings into t-the 
house of t-the WOWD. 

30:16 And they s-stood in theiw pwace aftew theiw m-mannyew, a-accowding to 
t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses t-the man of G-God: t-the pwiests spwinkwed t-the bwood, 
which they weceived of t-the hand of t-the Wevites. 

30:17 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe many in t-the c-congwegation that wewe nyot 
sanctified: thewefowe t-the Wevites h-had t-the chawge of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ k-kiwwing of t-the 
^w^ p-passovews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that w-was nyot cwean, to sanctify t-them u-unto t-the 
WOWD. 

30:18 Fow a muwtitude of t-the p-peopwe, even many of Ephwaim, and 
Manyasseh, I-Issachaw, and Zebuwun, h-had nyot cweansed themsewves, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet did 
they e-eat t-the passovew o-othewwise than it w-was w-wwitten. But :3 H-Hezekiah 
pwayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, s-saying, The g-good WOWD pawdon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 3-30:19 That 
pwepaweth his heawt to seek G-God, t-the WOWD God of his fathews, t-though 
he be nyot cweansed a-accowding to t-the puwification of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

30:20 And t-the WOWD heawkenyed to Hezekiah, and heawed t-the peopwe. 

30:21 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew that wewe pwesent a-at Jewusawem kept 
t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead seven days with gweat gwadnyess: and t-the 
Wevites and t-the pwiests pwaised t-the WOWD day by day, singing with w-woud 
instwuments u-unto t-the WOWD. 

30:22 And :3 H-Hezekiah spake comfowtabwy u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Wevites that taught 
t-the g-good k-knyowwedge of t-the WOWD: and they did e-eat (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast 
seven days, offewing peace offewings, and making confession to t-the 
WOWD God of theiw fathews. 

3-30:23 And t-the w-whowe assembwy took counsew to keep othew seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 
and they kept othew seven days with gwadnyess. 

30:24 Fow :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah did g-give to t-the c-congwegation a 
t-thousand buwwocks and seven t-thousand sheep; and t-the pwinces gave to 
t-the c-congwegation a t-thousand buwwocks and t-ten t-thousand sheep: and a 
gweat (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of pwiests sanctified themsewves. 

30:25 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of Judah, with t-the pwiests and t-the 
W-Wevites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation that came out of I-Iswaew, and t-the 
stwangews that came out of t-the wand of I-Iswaew, and that d-dwewt in 
Judah, (^-^*)/ *pokes you* w-wejoiced. 

30:26 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was gweat joy in Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow since t-the time of 
S-Sowomon t-the son of David king of Iswaew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot t-the w-wike in 
Jewusawem. 

3-30:27 T-Then t-the pwiests t-the Wevites awose and bwessed t-the peopwe: and 
theiw voice w-was heawd, and theiw pwayew came up to his h-howy dwewwing 
pwace, even u-unto heaven. 

31:1 Nyow when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this w-was finyished, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew that wewe pwesent went 
out to t-the c-cities of Judah, and bwake t-the images in p-pieces, and cut 
down t-the gwoves, and t-thwew down t-the high pwaces and t-the a-awtaws out of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and Benjamin, in Ephwaim awso and Manyasseh, untiw they h-had 
u-uttewwy destwoyed t-them aww. T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew wetuwnyed, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his possession, into theiw own cities. 

3-31:2 And :3 H-Hezekiah appointed t-the couwses of t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites 
aftew theiw couwses, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his sewvice, t-the pwiests 
and Wevites (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt offewings and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace offewings, to minyistew, 
and to g-give thanks, and to pwaise in t-the gates of t-the tents of t-the 
WOWD. 

31:3 He appointed awso t-the king's powtion of his s-substance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
buwnt offewings, to wit, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mownying and evenying buwnt offewings, 
and t-the buwnt offewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sabbaths, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyew moons, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-set feasts, as it is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD. 

3-31:4 Moweovew he commanded t-the peopwe that d-dwewt in Jewusawem to g-give 
t-the powtion of t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, that they m-might be 
encouwaged in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD. 

31:5 And as soon as t-the commandment came abwoad, t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew b-bwought in a-abundance t-the fiwstfwuits of cown, winye, and oiw, 
and honyey, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the incwease of t-the fiewd; and t-the tithe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things b-bwought they in abundantwy. 

31:6 And c-concewnying t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew and Judah, that d-dwewt in 
t-the c-cities of Judah, they awso b-bwought in t-the tithe of oxen and sheep, 
and t-the tithe of h-howy things which wewe consecwated u-unto t-the WOWD 
theiw G-God, and w-waid t-them by heaps. 

31:7 In t-the thiwd month they began to way t-the f-foundation of t-the heaps, 
and finyished t-them in t-the seventh m-month. 

31:8 And when :3 H-Hezekiah and t-the pwinces came and saw t-the heaps, they 
bwessed t-the WOWD, and his peopwe Iswaew. 

31:9 T-Then :3 H-Hezekiah questionyed with t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites 
c-concewnying t-the heaps. 

31:10 And A-Azawiah t-the chief pwiest of t-the house of Zadok answewed him, 
and said, Since t-the peopwe began to bwing t-the offewings into t-the house 
of t-the WOWD, we have h-had e-enyough to eat, and have weft p-pwenty: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD hath bwessed his peopwe; and that which is weft is this gweat 
stowe. 

31:11 T-Then :3 H-Hezekiah commanded to p-pwepawe c-chambews in t-the house of t-the 
WOWD; and they pwepawed t-them, 31:12 And b-bwought in t-the offewings and 
t-the tithes and t-the dedicated things faithfuwwy: o-ovew which Conyonyiah 
t-the Wevite w-was wuwew, and S-Shimei his b-bwothew w-was t-the nyext. 

(^ω~) 3-31:13 And Jehiew, and Azaziah, and Nyahath, and Asahew, and Jewimoth, 
and Jozabad, and Ewiew, and Ismachiah, and Mahath, and Benyaiah, wewe 
ovewseews undew t-the hand of Conyonyiah and S-Shimei his bwothew, a-at t-the 
commandment of :3 H-Hezekiah t-the king, and A-Azawiah t-the wuwew of t-the house 
of God. 

31:14 And ต(=ω=)ต K-Kowe t-the son of Imnyah t-the Wevite, t-the powtew towawd t-the 
(o^ ^o)/ e-east, w-was o-ovew t-the fweewiww offewings of G-God, to d-distwibute t-the 
obwations of t-the WOWD, and t-the most h-howy things. 

31:15 And nyext him wewe Eden, and Minyiamin, and Jeshua, and Shemaiah, 
Amawiah, and Shecanyiah, in t-the c-cities of t-the p-pwiests, in theiw s-set 
office, to g-give to theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen by couwses, as w-weww to t-the gweat as 
to t-the smaww: 31:16 Beside theiw g-genyeawogy of mawes, fwom thwee yeaws 
o-owd and upwawd, even u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that enteweth into t-the house of 
t-the WOWD, his daiwy powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sewvice in theiw chawges 
a-accowding to theiw couwses; 31:17 Both to t-the g-genyeawogy of t-the pwiests 
by t-the house of theiw fathews, and t-the Wevites fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd 
and upwawd, in theiw chawges by theiw couwses; 31:18 And to t-the 
g-genyeawogy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, theiw wives, and theiw ^-^ s-sons, and 
theiw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in theiw s-set ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office 
they sanctified themsewves in howinyess: 3-31:19 Awso of t-the sons of 
Aawon t-the p-pwiests, which wewe in t-the fiewds of t-the s-subuwbs of theiw 
cities, in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sevewaw city, t-the men that wewe expwessed by nyame, to 
g-give powtions to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mawes among t-the p-pwiests, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe 
w-weckonyed by genyeawogies among t-the Wevites. 

31:20 And thus did :3 H-Hezekiah (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah, and wwought that 
which w-was g-good and wight and twuth befowe t-the WOWD his God. 

3-31:21 And in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowk that he began in t-the sewvice of t-the house of 
G-God, and in t-the w-waw, and in t-the commandments, to seek his G-God, he did 
it with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt, and pwospewed. 

32:1 Aftew these things, and t-the estabwishment t-theweof, uWu S-Sennyachewib 
king of Assywia came, and entewed into Judah, and encamped against t-the 
f-fenced cities, and thought to (^人^) w-win t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf. 

32:2 And when :3 H-Hezekiah saw that uWu S-Sennyachewib w-was come, and that he w-was 
p-puwposed to fight against J-Jewusawem, 3-32:3 He took counsew with his 
pwinces and his mighty men to stop t-the watews of t-the fountains which 
wewe without t-the city: and they did hewp h-him. 

3-32:4 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was gathewed m-much peopwe togethew, who |･ω･) s-stopped (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
fountains, and t-the b-bwook that wan thwough t-the m-midst of t-the wand, 
s-saying, Why shouwd t-the kings of Assywia come, and f-find m-much watew? 
3-32:5 Awso he stwengthenyed himsewf, and b-buiwt up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the waww that w-was 
bwoken, and waised it up to t-the towews, and anyothew waww without, and 
w-wepaiwed M-Miwwo in t-the city of D-David, and m-made dawts and shiewds in 
abundance. 

32:6 And he s-set captains of waw o-ovew t-the p-peopwe, and gathewed t-them 
togethew to him in t-the stweet of t-the gate of t-the city, and spake 
comfowtabwy to t-them, s-saying, (≧◡≦) 3-32:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong and couwageous, be nyot 
afwaid (=`ω´=) n-nyow d-dismayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of A-Assywia, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude 
that is with him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be mowe with us than with him: 3-32:8 With 
him is an a-awm of fwesh; but with us is t-the WOWD ouw God to hewp u-us, 
and to fight ouw battwes. And t-the peopwe wested themsewves upon t-the 
w-wowds of :3 H-Hezekiah king of J-Judah. 

32:9 Aftew this did uWu S-Sennyachewib king of Assywia send his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to 
J-Jewusawem, (but he himsewf w-waid s-siege against Wachish, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
p-powew with him,) u-unto :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah that 
wewe a-at J-Jewusawem, s-saying, 32:10 T-Thus saith uWu S-Sennyachewib king of 
A-Assywia, Wheweon (^-^*)/ d-do ye twust, that ye abide in t-the s-siege in Jewusawem? 
32:11 Doth nyot :3 H-Hezekiah pewsuade you to g-give o-ovew youwsewves to die by 
faminye and by thiwst, s-saying, The WOWD ouw God shaww d-dewivew us out of 
t-the hand of t-the king of A-Assywia? 32:12 Hath nyot t-the same :3 H-Hezekiah 
taken away his high pwaces and his awtaws, and commanded Judah and 
J-Jewusawem, s-saying, Ye shaww w-wowship befowe onye awtaw, and buwn i-incense 
upon it? 32:13 K-Knyow ye nyot what I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews have donye u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the peopwe of othew wands? wewe t-the gods of t-the nyations of those wands 
any ways abwe to d-dewivew theiw wands out of minye hand? (＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 Who w-was 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gods of those nyations that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews u-uttewwy 
destwoyed, that couwd d-dewivew his peopwe out of minye hand, that youw 
God shouwd be abwe to d-dewivew you out of minye hand? 32:15 Nyow 
thewefowe wet nyot :3 H-Hezekiah deceive y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow pewsuade you on this 
m-mannyew, nyeithew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet bewieve him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of any nyation ow kingdom 
w-was abwe to d-dewivew his peopwe out of minye hand, and out of t-the hand 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews: how m-much w-wess shaww youw God d-dewivew you out of minye 
hand? 3-32:16 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants spake (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet mowe against t-the WOWD G-God, and 
against his sewvant H-Hezekiah. 

3-32:17 He wwote awso wettews to waiw on t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, and to 
speak against him, s-saying, As t-the gods of t-the nyations of othew wands 
have nyot dewivewed theiw peopwe out of minye hand, so shaww nyot t-the God 
of :3 H-Hezekiah d-dewivew his peopwe out of minye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

3-32:18 T-Then they cwied with a w-woud voice in t-the Jews' speech u-unto t-the 
peopwe of Jewusawem that wewe on t-the waww, to (❤ω❤) a-affwight t-them, and to 
twoubwe t-them; that they m-might o(>ω<)o t-take t-the city. 

32:19 And they spake against t-the God of J-Jewusawem, as against t-the gods 
of t-the peopwe of t-the eawth, which wewe t-the wowk of t-the h-hands of m-man. 

3-32:20 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause :3 H-Hezekiah t-the king, and t-the pwophet Isaiah t-the 
son of Amoz, pwayed and cwied to heaven. 

3-32:21 And t-the WOWD sent an angew, which cut off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty men of 
vawouw, and t-the weadews and captains in t-the camp of t-the king of 
Assywia. S-So he wetuwnyed with shame of f-face to his own wand. And when 
he w-was come into t-the house of his (・_・ヾ g-god, they that came fowth of his own 
b-bowews swew him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with t-the swowd. 

32:22 T-Thus t-the WOWD saved :3 H-Hezekiah and t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem 
fwom t-the hand of uWu S-Sennyachewib t-the king of A-Assywia, and fwom t-the hand of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew, and guided t-them on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. 

32:23 And many b-bwought gifts u-unto t-the WOWD to J-Jewusawem, and pwesents 
to :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah: so that he w-was m-magnyified in t-the sight of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations fwom thencefowth. 

3-32:24 In those days :3 H-Hezekiah w-was sick to t-the d-death, and pwayed u-unto 
t-the WOWD: and he spake u-unto him, and he gave him a sign. 

3-32:25 But :3 H-Hezekiah w-wendewed nyot again a-accowding to t-the b-benyefit donye 
u-unto h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his heawt w-was w-wifted up: thewefowe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was wwath upon 
him, and upon Judah and Jewusawem. 

32:26 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding :3 H-Hezekiah humbwed himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwide of his 
heawt, both he and t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, so that t-the wwath of 
t-the WOWD came nyot upon t-them in t-the days of H-Hezekiah. 

32:27 And :3 H-Hezekiah h-had exceeding m-much w-wiches and h-honyouw: and he m-made 
himsewf tweasuwies (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-siwvew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow spices, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow shiewds, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of pweasant 
jewews; 32:28 Stowehouses awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the incwease of cown, and winye, and 
oiw; and stawws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of beasts, and cotes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwocks. 

32:29 Moweovew he pwovided him cities, and possessions of f-fwocks and 
hewds in abundance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God h-had given him s-substance vewy much. 

32:30 This same :3 H-Hezekiah awso |･ω･) s-stopped t-the (--_--) u-uppew watewcouwse of Gihon, 
and b-bwought it stwaight down to t-the west side of t-the city of David. 
And :3 H-Hezekiah pwospewed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowks. 

3-32:31 Howbeit in t-the businyess of t-the (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows of t-the pwinces of 
Babywon, who sent u-unto him to enquiwe of t-the wondew that w-was donye in 
t-the wand, God weft him, to twy him, that he m-might knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was in 
his heawt. 

32:32 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Hezekiah, and his goodnyess, b-behowd, 
they awe wwitten in t-the vision of Isaiah t-the pwophet, t-the son of Amoz, 
and in t-the book of t-the kings of Judah and Iswaew. 

32:33 And :3 H-Hezekiah swept with his fathews, and they buwied him in t-the 
chiefest of t-the sepuwchwes of t-the sons of David: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and t-the 
i-inhabitants of Jewusawem did him honyouw a-at his death. And Manyasseh his 
son weignyed in his s-stead. 

3-33:1 Manyasseh w-was twewve yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he 
weignyed fifty and five yeaws in Jewusawem: 33:2 But did that which w-was 
eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, w-wike u-unto t-the abominyations of t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whom t-the WOWD h-had cast out befowe t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

33:3 Fow he b-buiwt again t-the high pwaces which :3 H-Hezekiah his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had 
bwoken down, and he weawed up a-awtaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Baawim, and m-made gwoves, and 
w-wowshipped (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, and sewved them. 

33:4 Awso he b-buiwt a-awtaws in t-the house of t-the WOWD, wheweof t-the WOWD 
h-had said, In Jewusawem shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

3-33:5 And he b-buiwt a-awtaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven in t-the two couwts 
of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

33:6 And he caused his chiwdwen to pass thwough t-the fiwe in t-the vawwey 
of t-the son of Hinnyom: awso he obsewved times, and used enchantments, 
and used ♡(｡- ω -) *sweats* w-witchcwaft, and d-deawt with a famiwiaw spiwit, and with 
wizawds: he wwought m-much eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, to pwovoke him 
to angew. 

33:7 And he s-set a cawved image, t-the idow which he h-had made, in t-the 
house of G-God, of which God h-had said to David and to S-Sowomon his son, 
In this h-house, and in J-Jewusawem, which I have chosen befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
twibes of I-Iswaew, wiww I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 3-33:8 N-Nyeithew wiww I any 
mowe w-wemove t-the foot of Iswaew fwom out of t-the wand which I have 
appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw fathews; so that they wiww o(>ω<)o t-take heed to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
I have commanded t-them, a-accowding to t-the w-whowe (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the s-statutes and 
t-the owdinyances by t-the hand of M-Moses. 

33:9 S-So Manyasseh m-made Judah and t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem to eww, 
and to (^-^*)/ d-do wowse than t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whom t-the WOWD h-had destwoyed befowe 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

33:10 And t-the WOWD spake to Manyasseh, and to his peopwe: but they 
w-wouwd nyot h-heawken. 

33:11 Whewefowe t-the WOWD b-bwought upon t-them t-the captains of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of 
t-the king of A-Assywia, which took Manyasseh among t-the thowns, and b-bound 
him with fettews, and cawwied him to Babywon. 

33:12 And when he w-was in a-affwiction, he besought t-the WOWD his G-God, and 
humbwed himsewf gweatwy befowe t-the God of his fathews, 33:13 And 
pwayed u-unto him: and he w-was intweated of him, and heawd his 
suppwication, and b-bwought him again to Jewusawem into his (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 
T-Then Manyasseh knyew that t-the WOWD he w-was God. 

33:14 Nyow aftew this he b-buiwt a waww without t-the city of D-David, on t-the 
west side of Gihon, in t-the vawwey, even to t-the entewing in a-at t-the fish 
gate, and compassed about Ophew, and waised it up a vewy gweat height, 
and put captains of waw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fenced c-cities of J-Judah. 

33:15 And he took away t-the s-stwange gods, and t-the idow out of t-the house 
of t-the WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the a-awtaws that he h-had b-buiwt in t-the mount of t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, and in J-Jewusawem, and cast t-them out of t-the city. 

3-33:16 And he w-wepaiwed t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD, and sacwificed theweon 
peace offewings and thank offewings, and commanded Judah to sewve t-the 
WOWD God of Iswaew. 

33:17 Nyevewthewess t-the peopwe did sacwifice stiww in t-the high pwaces, 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet u-unto t-the WOWD theiw God onwy. 

33:18 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Manyasseh, and his pwayew u-unto his 
G-God, and t-the w-wowds of t-the seews that spake to him in t-the nyame of t-the 
WOWD God of I-Iswaew, b-behowd, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings 
of Iswaew. 

33:19 His pwayew awso, and how God w-was intweated of him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
sins, and his twespass, and t-the pwaces whewein he b-buiwt high pwaces, 
and s-set up gwoves and gwaven images, befowe he w-was humbwed: b-behowd, 
they awe wwitten among t-the sayings of t-the seews. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 S-So Manyasseh swept with his fathews, and they buwied him in his 
own house: and Amon his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

33:21 Amon w-was two and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and 
weignyed two yeaws in Jewusawem. 

3-33:22 But he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, as did 
Manyasseh his fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Amon sacwificed u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cawved images 
which Manyasseh his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had made, and sewved t-them; 33:23 And humbwed 
nyot himsewf befowe t-the WOWD, as Manyasseh his o(>ω<)o f-fathew h-had humbwed 
himsewf; but Amon twespassed mowe and mowe. 

33:24 And his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants conspiwed against him, and swew him in his own 
house. 

33:25 But t-the peopwe of t-the wand swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that h-had conspiwed 
against king Amon; and t-the peopwe of t-the wand m-made Josiah his son king 
in his s-stead. 

34:1 Josiah w-was eight yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he weignyed 
in Jewusawem onye and thiwty yeaws. 

34:2 And he did that which w-was wight in t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and 
wawked in t-the ways of David his fathew, and decwinyed nyeithew to t-the 
wight hand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the weft. 

34:3 Fow in t-the eighth yeaw of his weign, whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (O.O) y-young, he 
began to seek aftew t-the God of David his fathew: and in t-the twewfth 
yeaw he began to puwge Judah and Jewusawem fwom t-the high pwaces, and 
t-the gwoves, and t-the cawved images, and t-the mowten images. 

(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 And they bwake down t-the a-awtaws of Baawim in his pwesence; and t-the 
images, that wewe on high a-above t-them, he cut down; and t-the gwoves, and 
t-the cawved images, and t-the mowten images, he bwake in p-pieces, and m-made 
dust of t-them, and stwowed it upon t-the gwaves of t-them that h-had 
sacwificed u-unto them. 

34:5 And he buwnt t-the bonyes of t-the pwiests upon theiw awtaws, and 
cweansed Judah and Jewusawem. 

34:6 And so did he in t-the c-cities of Manyasseh, and Ephwaim, and S-Simeon, 
even u-unto Nyaphtawi, with theiw mattocks (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

34:7 And when he h-had bwoken down t-the a-awtaws and t-the gwoves, and h-had 
beaten t-the gwaven images into powdew, and cut down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the idows 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of I-Iswaew, he wetuwnyed to Jewusawem. 

3-34:8 Nyow in t-the eighteenth yeaw of his weign, when he h-had (*^.^*) p-puwged t-the 
wand, and t-the h-house, he sent Shaphan t-the son of A-Azawiah, and >w< M-Maaseiah 
t-the govewnyow of t-the city, and Joah t-the son of Joahaz t-the wecowdew, to 
wepaiw t-the house of t-the WOWD his God. 

34:9 And when they came to Hiwkiah t-the high pwiest, they dewivewed t-the 
monyey that w-was b-bwought into t-the house of G-God, which t-the Wevites that 
kept t-the doows h-had gathewed of t-the hand of Manyasseh and Ephwaim, and 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of I-Iswaew, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and Benjamin; and they 
wetuwnyed to Jewusawem. 

34:10 And they put it in t-the hand of t-the wowkmen that h-had t-the 
ovewsight of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and they gave it to t-the wowkmen 
that wwought in t-the house of t-the WOWD, to wepaiw and amend t-the house: 
34:11 Even to t-the awtificews and buiwdews gave they it, to buy hewn 
stonye, and timbew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow coupwings, and to fwoow t-the houses which t-the 
kings of Judah h-had destwoyed. 

34:12 And t-the men did t-the wowk faithfuwwy: and t-the ovewseews of t-them 
wewe Jahath and (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, t-the W-Wevites, of t-the sons of Mewawi; and 
(*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah and Meshuwwam, of t-the sons of t-the Kohathites, to s-set it 
fowwawd; and othew of t-the W-Wevites, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that couwd skiww of instwuments 
of m-musick. 

34:13 Awso they wewe o-ovew t-the beawews of b-buwdens, and wewe ovewseews 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wwought t-the wowk in any m-mannyew of sewvice: and of t-the 
Wevites (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe s-scwibes, and officews, and powtews. 

34:14 And when they b-bwought out t-the monyey that w-was b-bwought into t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, Hiwkiah t-the pwiest f-found a book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the 
WOWD given by M-Moses. 

3-34:15 And Hiwkiah answewed and said to Shaphan t-the s-scwibe, I have 
f-found t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw in t-the house of t-the WOWD. And Hiwkiah 
dewivewed t-the book to Shaphan. 

34:16 And Shaphan cawwied t-the book to t-the king, and b-bwought t-the king 
wowd back again, s-saying, Aww that w-was committed to thy sewvants, they 
(^-^*)/ d-do it. 

34:17 And they have gathewed togethew t-the monyey that w-was f-found in t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, and have dewivewed it into t-the hand of t-the 
ovewseews, and to t-the hand of t-the wowkmen. 

34:18 T-Then Shaphan t-the scwibe towd t-the king, s-saying, Hiwkiah t-the 
pwiest hath given m-me a book. And Shaphan wead it befowe t-the king. 

34:19 And it came to pass, when t-the king h-had heawd t-the w-wowds of t-the 
w-waw, that he went his cwothes. 

34:20 And t-the king commanded Hiwkiah, and Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan, 
and Abdon t-the son of M-Micah, and Shaphan t-the s-scwibe, and Asaiah a 
sewvant of t-the king's, s-saying, 3-34:21 Go, enquiwe of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that awe weft in Iswaew and in Judah, c-concewnying t-the 
w-wowds of t-the book that is f-found: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is t-the wwath of t-the WOWD 
that is pouwed out upon u-us, because ouw f-fathews have nyot kept t-the wowd 
of t-the WOWD, to (^-^*)/ d-do aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is wwitten in this book. 

3-34:22 And Hiwkiah, and they that t-the king h-had appointed, went to 
Huwdah t-the pwophetess, t-the wife of Shawwum t-the son of Tikvath, t-the son 
of Haswah, (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the wawdwobe; (nyow she d-dwewt in Jewusawem in t-the 
c-cowwege:) and they spake to hew to that e-effect. 

3-34:23 And she answewed t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Teww 
ye t-the man that sent you to me, 34:24 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I 
wiww bwing eviw upon this pwace, and upon t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof, 
even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cuwses that awe wwitten in t-the book which they have wead 
befowe t-the king of Judah: 3-34:25 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have fowsaken me, and 
have buwnyed i-incense u-unto othew gods, that they m-might pwovoke m-me to 
angew with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks of theiw hands; thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath shaww be 
pouwed out upon this pwace, and shaww nyot be quenched. 

34:26 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king of Judah, who sent you to enquiwe of t-the 
WOWD, so shaww ye say u-unto him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of Iswaew 
c-concewnying t-the w-wowds which t-thou hast heawd; 34:27 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thinye heawt 
w-was t-tendew, and t-thou didst humbwe t-thysewf befowe G-God, when t-thou 
heawdest his w-wowds against this pwace, and against t-the i-inhabitants 
t-theweof, and humbwedst t-thysewf befowe me, and didst w-wend thy cwothes, 
and weep befowe m-me; I have even heawd thee awso, saith t-the WOWD. 

3-34:28 Behowd, I wiww gathew thee to thy fathews, and t-thou shawt be 
gathewed to thy gwave in p-peace, nyeithew shaww thinye eyes s-see (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
eviw that I wiww bwing upon this pwace, and upon t-the i-inhabitants of 
t-the same. S-So they b-bwought t-the king wowd again. 

34:29 T-Then t-the king sent and gathewed togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ewdews of Judah 
and Jewusawem. 

34:30 And t-the king went up into t-the house of t-the WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men 
of Judah, and t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, and t-the p-pwiests, and t-the 
W-Wevites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, gweat and smaww: and he wead in theiw 
eaws (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the book of t-the c-covenyant that w-was f-found in t-the 
house of t-the WOWD. 

34:31 And t-the king s-stood in his pwace, and m-made a c-covenyant befowe t-the 
WOWD, to wawk aftew t-the WOWD, and to keep his commandments, and his 
testimonyies, and his s-statutes, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
s-souw, to pewfowm t-the w-wowds of t-the c-covenyant which awe wwitten in this 
book. 

34:32 And he caused (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe pwesent in Jewusawem and Benjamin to 
stand to it. And t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem did a-accowding to t-the 
c-covenyant of G-God, t-the God of theiw fathews. 

3-34:33 And Josiah took away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
countwies that p-pewtainyed to t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
wewe pwesent in Iswaew to sewve, even to sewve t-the WOWD theiw God. And 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days they depawted nyot fwom fowwowing t-the WOWD, t-the God of 
theiw fathews. 

35:1 Moweovew Josiah kept a passovew u-unto t-the WOWD in Jewusawem: and 
they kiwwed t-the passovew on t-the fouwteenth day of t-the fiwst m-month. 

35:2 And he s-set t-the pwiests in theiw chawges, and encouwaged t-them to 
t-the sewvice of t-the house of t-the WOWD, 35:3 And said u-unto t-the Wevites 
that taught (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, which wewe h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD, Put t-the h-howy 
awk in t-the house which S-Sowomon t-the son of David king of Iswaew did 
|･ω･) b-buiwd; it shaww nyot be a ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden upon youw shouwdews: sewve nyow t-the 
WOWD youw G-God, and his peopwe I-Iswaew, 35:4 And p-pwepawe youwsewves by 
t-the houses of youw fathews, aftew youw couwses, a-accowding to t-the 
w-wwiting of David king of I-Iswaew, and a-accowding to t-the w-wwiting of 
S-Sowomon his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

35:5 And stand in t-the h-howy pwace a-accowding to t-the divisions of t-the 
famiwies of t-the f-fathews of youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the p-peopwe, and aftew t-the 
division of t-the famiwies of t-the Wevites. 

3-35:6 S-So kiww t-the p-passovew, and sanctify youwsewves, and p-pwepawe youw 
bwethwen, that they may (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by t-the 
hand of M-Moses. 

35:7 And Josiah gave to t-the p-peopwe, of t-the f-fwock, w-wambs and o(>ω<)o k-kids, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the passovew offewings, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe pwesent, to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew 
of thiwty thousand, and thwee t-thousand buwwocks: these wewe of t-the 
king's substance. 

3-35:8 And his pwinces gave w-wiwwingwy u-unto t-the p-peopwe, to t-the p-pwiests, 
and to t-the Wevites: Hiwkiah and (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah and Jehiew, wuwews of t-the 
house of G-God, gave u-unto t-the pwiests (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the passovew offewings two 
t-thousand and six hundwed smaww cattwe and thwee hundwed o-oxen. 

3-35:9 C-Conyanyiah awso, and Shemaiah and (╯✧▽✧)╯ N-Nyethanyeew, his bwethwen, and 
Hashabiah and Jeiew and Jozabad, chief of t-the W-Wevites, gave u-unto t-the 
Wevites (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow passovew offewings five t-thousand smaww cattwe, and five 
hundwed o-oxen. 

35:10 S-So t-the sewvice w-was pwepawed, and t-the pwiests s-stood in theiw 
pwace, and t-the Wevites in theiw couwses, a-accowding to t-the king's 
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. 

3-35:11 And they kiwwed t-the p-passovew, and t-the pwiests spwinkwed t-the 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood fwom theiw hands, and t-the Wevites fwayed them. 

35:12 And they w-wemoved t-the buwnt offewings, that they m-might g-give 
a-accowding to t-the divisions of t-the famiwies of t-the p-peopwe, to offew 
u-unto t-the WOWD, as it is wwitten in t-the book of M-Moses. And so did they 
with t-the o-oxen. 

3-35:13 And they woasted t-the passovew with fiwe a-accowding to t-the 
o-owdinyance: but t-the othew h-howy offewings sod they in pots, and in 
cawdwons, and in pans, and d-divided t-them s-speediwy among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. 

35:14 And aftewwawd they m-made weady (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
pwiests: because t-the pwiests t-the sons of Aawon wewe busied in offewing 
of buwnt offewings and t-the fat untiw nyight; thewefowe t-the Wevites 
pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests t-the sons of Aawon. 

35:15 And t-the s-singews t-the sons of A-Asaph wewe in theiw pwace, a-accowding 
to t-the commandment of D-David, and Asaph, and Heman, and Jeduthun t-the 
king's seew; and t-the p-powtews waited a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gate; they m-might nyot 
depawt fwom theiw sewvice; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Wevites pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
them. 

UwU 3-35:16 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sewvice of t-the WOWD w-was pwepawed t-the same day, to 
keep t-the p-passovew, and to offew buwnt offewings upon t-the awtaw of t-the 
WOWD, a-accowding to t-the commandment of king J-Josiah. 

35:17 And t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew that wewe pwesent kept t-the passovew 
a-at that time, and t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead seven days. 

35:18 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo passovew w-wike to that kept in Iswaew fwom t-the 
days of S-Samuew t-the pwophet; nyeithew did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Iswaew keep 
such a passovew as Josiah kept, and t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and Iswaew that wewe pwesent, and t-the i-inhabitants of 
Jewusawem. 

^w^ 3-35:19 In t-the eighteenth yeaw of t-the weign of Josiah w-was this passovew 
kept. 

35:20 Aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, when Josiah h-had pwepawed t-the t-tempwe, N-Nyecho king 
of Egypt came up to fight against (=^･ｪ･^=) C-Chawchemish by E-Euphwates: and Josiah 
went out against h-him. 

35:21 But he sent (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows to him, s-saying, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with 
thee, t-thou king of J-Judah? I come nyot against thee this day, but 
against t-the house whewewith I have w-waw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God commanded m-me to make 
haste: fowbeaw thee fwom m-meddwing with G-God, who is with me, that he 
d-destwoy thee n-nyot. 

3-35:22 Nyevewthewess Josiah w-wouwd nyot tuwn his f-face fwom him, but 
disguised himsewf, that he m-might fight with him, and heawkenyed nyot 
u-unto t-the w-wowds of N-Nyecho fwom t-the mouth of G-God, and came to fight in 
t-the vawwey of Megiddo. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 3-35:23 And t-the awchews shot a-at king Josiah; and t-the king said to his 
sewvants, H-Have m-me away; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am sowe wounded. 

35:24 His (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants thewefowe took him out of that c-chawiot, and put him 
in t-the second chawiot that he had; and they b-bwought him to J-Jewusawem, 
and he died, and w-was buwied in onye of t-the sepuwchwes of his fathews. 
And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah and Jewusawem mouwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Josiah. 

35:25 And Jewemiah wamented (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Josiah: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the singing men and 
t-the singing w-women spake of Josiah in theiw wamentations to this day, 
and m-made t-them an owdinyance in Iswaew: and, b-behowd, they awe wwitten in 
t-the w-wamentations. 

35:26 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Josiah, and his goodnyess, a-accowding 
to that which w-was wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD, 35:27 And his deeds, 
fiwst and wast, b-behowd, they awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the kings of 
Iswaew and J-Judah. 

36:1 T-Then t-the peopwe of t-the wand took Jehoahaz t-the son of Josiah, and 
m-made him king in his fathew's stead in Jewusawem. 

3-36:2 Jehoahaz w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, 
and he weignyed thwee months in Jewusawem. 

36:3 And t-the king of Egypt put him down a-at J-Jewusawem, and condemnyed 
t-the wand in an hundwed tawents of s-siwvew and a tawent of gowd. 

36:4 And t-the king of Egypt m-made Ewiakim his b-bwothew king o-ovew Judah 
and J-Jewusawem, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his nyame to Jehoiakim. And N-Nyecho took 
Jehoahaz his bwothew, and cawwied him to Egypt. 

3-36:5 Jehoiakim w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and five yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, 
and he weignyed eweven yeaws in Jewusawem: and he did that which w-was 
eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD his God. 

36:6 Against him came up Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon, and b-bound him 
in fettews, to cawwy him to Babywon. 

36:7 Nyebuchadnyezzaw awso cawwied of t-the vessews of t-the house of t-the 
WOWD to Babywon, and put t-them in his tempwe a-at Babywon. 

36:8 Nyow t-the w-west of t-the acts of Jehoiakim, and his abominyations which 
he did, and that which w-was f-found in him, b-behowd, they awe wwitten in 
t-the book of t-the kings of Iswaew and Judah: and Jehoiachin his son 
weignyed in his s-stead. 

36:9 Jehoiachin w-was eight yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and he 
weignyed thwee months and t-ten days in Jewusawem: and he did that which 
w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD. 

36:10 And when t-the yeaw w-was expiwed, king Nyebuchadnyezzaw sent, and 
b-bwought him to Babywon, with t-the goodwy vessews of t-the house of t-the 
WOWD, and m-made (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah his b-bwothew king o-ovew Judah and Jewusawem. 

36:11 (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah w-was onye and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, 
and weignyed eweven yeaws in Jewusawem. 

36:12 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the sight of t-the WOWD his G-God, 
and humbwed nyot himsewf befowe Jewemiah t-the pwophet speaking fwom t-the 
mouth of t-the WOWD. 

3-36:13 And he awso webewwed against king Nyebuchadnyezzaw, who h-had m-made 
him sweaw by G-God: but he stiffenyed his nyeck, and hawdenyed his heawt 
fwom tuwnying u-unto t-the WOWD God of Iswaew. 

36:14 Moweovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chief of t-the p-pwiests, and t-the p-peopwe, 
twansgwessed vewy m-much aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations of t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; and 
powwuted t-the house of t-the WOWD which he h-had hawwowed in Jewusawem. 

36:15 And t-the WOWD God of theiw f-fathews sent to t-them by his 
messengews, wising up betimes, and sending; because he h-had compassion 
on his p-peopwe, and on his dwewwing p-pwace: 36:16 But they mocked t-the 
m-messengews of G-God, and (>_<) d-despised his wowds, and misused his pwophets, 
untiw t-the wwath of t-the WOWD awose against his p-peopwe, tiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
nyo wemedy. 

36:17 Thewefowe he b-bwought upon t-them t-the king of t-the Chawdees, who 
swew theiw young men with t-the s-swowd in t-the house of theiw s-sanctuawy, 
and h-had nyo compassion upon young man ow maiden, o-owd ^.^ m-man, ow him that 
stooped (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-age: he gave t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww into his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

36:18 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of t-the house of G-God, gweat and s-smaww, and 
t-the tweasuwes of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the tweasuwes of t-the king, 
and of his pwinces; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these he b-bwought to Babywon. 

36:19 And they buwnt t-the house of G-God, and bwake down t-the waww of 
J-Jewusawem, and buwnt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pawaces theweof with f-fiwe, and destwoyed 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goodwy vessews t-theweof. 

36:20 And t-them that h-had escaped fwom t-the s-swowd cawwied he away to 
(´-ω-`) B-Babywon; whewe they wewe (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to him and his sons untiw t-the weign 
of t-the kingdom of Pewsia: 36:21 To fuwfiw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by t-the 
mouth of Jewemiah, untiw t-the wand h-had e-enjoyed hew sabbaths: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as 
wong as she way desowate she kept sabbath, to fuwfiw (o_O)! t-thweescowe and 
t-ten yeaws. 

3-36:22 Nyow in t-the fiwst yeaw of Cywus king of Pewsia, that t-the wowd of 
t-the WOWD spoken by t-the mouth of Jewemiah m-might be a-accompwished, t-the 
WOWD stiwwed up t-the spiwit of Cywus king of Pewsia, that he m-made a 
pwocwamation (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his k-kingdom, and put it awso in wwiting, 
s-saying, 36:23 T-Thus saith Cywus king of Pewsia, Aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the 
eawth hath t-the WOWD God of heaven given m-me; and he hath c-chawged m-me to 
buiwd him an house in J-Jewusawem, which is in J-Judah. Who is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe among 
you of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe? The WOWD his God be with him, and wet him go (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 




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1:1 Nyow in t-the fiwst yeaw of Cywus king of Pewsia, that t-the wowd of 
t-the WOWD by t-the mouth of Jewemiah m-might be fuwfiwwed, t-the WOWD stiwwed 
up t-the spiwit of Cywus king of Pewsia, that he m-made a pwocwamation 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his k-kingdom, and put it awso in wwiting, s-saying, 1:2 
T-Thus saith Cywus king of Pewsia, The WOWD God of heaven hath given m-me 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth; and he hath c-chawged m-me to buiwd him an 
house a-at J-Jewusawem, which is in J-Judah. 

1:3 Who is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe among you of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe? his God be with him, and 
wet him go up to J-Jewusawem, which is in Judah, and buiwd t-the house of 
t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, (-(he is t-the God,) which is in Jewusawem. 

1:4 And w-whosoevew wemainyeth in any pwace whewe he sojouwnyeth, wet t-the 
men of his pwace hewp him with s-siwvew, and with gowd, and with goods, 
and with beasts, beside t-the fweewiww offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of God 
that is in Jewusawem. 

1:5 T-Then w-wose up t-the chief of t-the f-fathews of Judah and Benjamin, and 
t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them whose spiwit God h-had 
waised, to go up to buiwd t-the house of t-the WOWD which is in Jewusawem. 

1-1:6 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that wewe about t-them stwengthenyed theiw h-hands with 
vessews of s-siwvew, with gowd, with goods, and with beasts, and with 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things, beside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was w-wiwwingwy o-offewed. 

1:7 Awso Cywus t-the king b-bwought fowth t-the vessews of t-the house of t-the 
WOWD, which Nyebuchadnyezzaw h-had b-bwought fowth out of J-Jewusawem, and h-had 
put t-them in t-the house of his gods; 1:8 Even those did Cywus king of 
Pewsia bwing fowth by t-the hand of Mithwedath t-the t-tweasuwew, and 
nyumbewed t-them u-unto Sheshbazzaw, t-the pwince of J-Judah. 

1-1:9 And this is t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of (=`ω´=) t-them: thiwty chawgews of gowd, a 
t-thousand chawgews of s-siwvew, nyinye and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty k-knyives, 1:10 Thiwty 
b-basons of gowd, s-siwvew b-basons of a second sowt fouw hundwed and ten, 
and othew vessews a thousand. 

1:11 Aww t-the vessews of gowd and of s-siwvew wewe five t-thousand and fouw 
hundwed. Aww these did Sheshbazzaw bwing up with t-them of t-the captivity 
that wewe b-bwought up fwom Babywon u-unto Jewusawem. 

2:1 Nyow these awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the pwovince that went up out of t-the 
c-captivity, of those which h-had b-been cawwied away, whom Nyebuchadnyezzaw 
t-the king of Babywon h-had cawwied away u-unto Babywon, and came again u-unto 
Jewusawem and Judah, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye u-unto his c-city; 2:2 W-Which came with 
Zewubbabew: Jeshua, Nyehemiah, Sewaiah, Weewaiah, Mowdecai, Biwshan, 
Mizpaw, Bigvai, Wehum, Baanyah. The (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the men of t-the peopwe of 
Iswaew: 2-2:3 The chiwdwen of Pawosh, two t-thousand an hundwed s-seventy 
and t-two. 

2:4 The chiwdwen of Shephatiah, thwee hundwed s-seventy and t-two. 

2-2:5 The chiwdwen of Awah, seven hundwed s-seventy and five. 

2:6 The chiwdwen of Pahathmoab, of t-the chiwdwen of Jeshua and ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, 
two t-thousand eight hundwed and twewve. 

2-2:7 The chiwdwen of Ewam, a t-thousand two hundwed fifty and fouw. 

2:8 The chiwdwen of Zattu, nyinye hundwed f-fowty and five. 

2-2:9 The chiwdwen of Zaccai, seven hundwed and t-thweescowe. 

2:10 The chiwdwen of Banyi, six hundwed f-fowty and t-two. 

2-2:11 The chiwdwen of B-Bebai, six hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee. 

2:12 The chiwdwen of (≧◡≦) A-Azgad, a t-thousand two hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and t-two. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 The chiwdwen of Adonyikam, six hundwed sixty and six. 

2:14 The chiwdwen of Bigvai, two t-thousand fifty and six. 

2:15 The chiwdwen of Adin, fouw hundwed fifty and fouw. 

2:16 The chiwdwen of A-Atew of Hezekiah, nyinyety and eight. 

2:17 The chiwdwen of (=`ω´=) B-Bezai, thwee hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee. 

2:18 The chiwdwen of Jowah, an hundwed and twewve. 

2:19 The chiwdwen of Hashum, two hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 The chiwdwen of Gibbaw, nyinyety and five. 

2:21 The chiwdwen of Bethwehem, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee. 

2:22 The men of Nyetophah, fifty and six. 

2:23 The men of Anyathoth, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight. 

2:24 The chiwdwen of Azmaveth, f-fowty and t-two. 

2:25 The chiwdwen of Kiwjathawim, C-Chephiwah, and B-Beewoth, seven 
hundwed and f-fowty and thwee. 

2:26 The chiwdwen of W-Wamah and G-Gaba, six hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and onye. 

(^ω~) 2-2:27 The men of Michmas, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and t-two. 

2:28 The men of Bethew and Ai, two hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee. 

2:29 The chiwdwen of Nyebo, fifty and t-two. 

2:30 The chiwdwen of Magbish, an hundwed fifty and six. 

2:31 The chiwdwen of t-the othew Ewam, a t-thousand two hundwed fifty and 
fouw. 

2:32 The chiwdwen of Hawim, thwee hundwed and twenty. 

2:33 The chiwdwen of Wod, H-Hadid, and Onyo, seven hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and 
five. 

2:34 The chiwdwen of Jewicho, thwee hundwed f-fowty and five. 

2:35 The chiwdwen of Senyaah, thwee t-thousand and six hundwed and 
t-thiwty. 

2:36 The pwiests: t-the chiwdwen of Jedaiah, of t-the house of Jeshua, 
nyinye hundwed s-seventy and thwee. 

2:37 The chiwdwen of Immew, a t-thousand fifty and t-two. 

2:38 The chiwdwen of Pashuw, a t-thousand two hundwed f-fowty and seven. 

2-2:39 The chiwdwen of Hawim, a t-thousand and seventeen. 

2:40 The Wevites: t-the chiwdwen of Jeshua and Kadmiew, of t-the chiwdwen 
of H-Hodaviah, s-seventy and fouw. 

2-2:41 The singews: t-the chiwdwen of Asaph, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight. 

2:42 The chiwdwen of t-the powtews: t-the chiwdwen of Shawwum, t-the 
chiwdwen of Atew, t-the chiwdwen of Tawmon, t-the chiwdwen of Akkub, t-the 
chiwdwen of Hatita, t-the chiwdwen of Shobai, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww an hundwed thiwty 
and nyinye. 

2:43 The Nyethinyims: t-the chiwdwen of Ziha, t-the chiwdwen of Hasupha, t-the 
chiwdwen of T-Tabbaoth, 2:44 The chiwdwen of ( =ω=)..nyaa K-Kewos, t-the chiwdwen of 
Siaha, t-the chiwdwen of Padon, 2:45 The chiwdwen of Webanyah, t-the 
chiwdwen of Hagabah, t-the chiwdwen of Akkub, 2-2:46 The chiwdwen of 
Hagab, t-the chiwdwen of Shawmai, t-the chiwdwen of Hanyan, 2-2:47 The 
chiwdwen of Giddew, t-the chiwdwen of Gahaw, t-the chiwdwen of W-Weaiah, 
2:48 The chiwdwen of Wezin, t-the chiwdwen of Nyekoda, t-the chiwdwen of 
Gazzam, 2:49 The chiwdwen of U-Uzza, t-the chiwdwen of P-Paseah, t-the 
chiwdwen of Besai, 2:50 The chiwdwen of Asnyah, t-the chiwdwen of 
Mehunyim, t-the chiwdwen of Nyephusim, 2:51 The chiwdwen of Bakbuk, t-the 
chiwdwen of Hakupha, t-the chiwdwen of H-Hawhuw, 2:52 The chiwdwen of 
Bazwuth, t-the chiwdwen of Mehida, t-the chiwdwen of H-Hawsha, 2:53 The 
chiwdwen of (o´∀`o) B-Bawkos, t-the chiwdwen of Sisewa, t-the chiwdwen of Thamah, 
2:54 The chiwdwen of Nyeziah, t-the chiwdwen of Hatipha. 

2:55 The chiwdwen of S-Sowomon's sewvants: t-the chiwdwen of Sotai, t-the 
chiwdwen of S-Sopheweth, t-the chiwdwen of Pewuda, 2:56 The chiwdwen of 
Jaawah, t-the chiwdwen of D-Dawkon, t-the chiwdwen of Giddew, 2:57 The 
chiwdwen of Shephatiah, t-the chiwdwen of Hattiw, t-the chiwdwen of 
Pocheweth of Zebaim, t-the chiwdwen of A-Ami. 

2:58 Aww t-the Nyethinyims, and t-the chiwdwen of S-Sowomon's sewvants, wewe 
thwee hundwed nyinyety and t-two. 

2:59 And these wewe they which went up fwom T-Tewmewah, Tewhawsa, 
C-Chewub, A-Addan, and Immew: but they couwd nyot s-shew theiw fathew's 
h-house, and theiw seed, whethew they wewe of Iswaew: 2:60 The chiwdwen 
of Dewaiah, t-the chiwdwen of Tobiah, t-the chiwdwen of Nyekoda, six 
hundwed fifty and t-two. 

2:61 And of t-the chiwdwen of t-the pwiests: t-the chiwdwen of Habaiah, t-the 
chiwdwen of K-Koz, t-the chiwdwen of Bawziwwai; which took a wife of t-the 
daughtews of Bawziwwai t-the Giweadite, and w-was cawwed aftew theiw nyame: 
2:62 These sought theiw wegistew among those that wewe w-weckonyed by 
genyeawogy, but they wewe nyot f-found: thewefowe wewe they, as powwuted, 
put fwom t-the p-pwiesthood. 

2:63 And t-the Tiwshatha said u-unto t-them, that they shouwd nyot e-eat of t-the 
most h-howy things, tiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood up a pwiest with Uwim and with 
Thummim. 

2:64 The w-whowe c-congwegation togethew w-was f-fowty and two t-thousand thwee 
hundwed and thweescowe, 2:65 Beside theiw (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and theiw maids, of 
whom (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven t-thousand thwee hundwed thiwty and s-seven: and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe among t-them two hundwed singing men and singing w-women. 

2:66 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw howses wewe seven hundwed thiwty and six; theiw muwes, two 
hundwed f-fowty and five; 2:67 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw camews, fouw hundwed thiwty and 
five; theiw asses, six t-thousand seven hundwed and twenty. 

2:68 And s-some of t-the chief of t-the fathews, when they came to t-the house 
of t-the WOWD which is a-at J-Jewusawem, offewed f-fweewy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of God 
to s-set it up in his p-pwace: 2-2:69 They gave aftew theiw abiwity u-unto t-the 
tweasuwe of t-the wowk (o_O)! t-thweescowe and onye t-thousand dwams of gowd, and 
five t-thousand pound of s-siwvew, and onye hundwed pwiests' (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. 

2:70 S-So t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, and s-some of t-the p-peopwe, and t-the 
singews, and t-the powtews, and t-the Nyethinyims, d-dwewt in theiw cities, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew in theiw cities. 

3-3:1 And when t-the seventh month w-was come, and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
wewe in t-the cities, t-the peopwe gathewed themsewves togethew as onye man 
to Jewusawem. 

3:2 T-Then s-stood up Jeshua t-the son of Jozadak, and his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the 
p-pwiests, and (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, and his bwethwen, and 
buiwded t-the awtaw of t-the God of I-Iswaew, to offew buwnt offewings 
theweon, as it is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses t-the man of God. 

3-3:3 And they s-set t-the awtaw upon his bases; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw w-was upon t-them 
because of t-the peopwe of those c-countwies: and they offewed buwnt 
offewings theweon u-unto t-the WOWD, even buwnt offewings mownying and 
evenying. 

3:4 They kept awso t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes, as it is wwitten, and 
offewed t-the daiwy buwnt offewings by nyumbew, a-accowding to t-the custom, 
as t-the duty of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day wequiwed; 3:5 And aftewwawd offewed t-the 
c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, both of t-the nyew moons, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-set 
feasts of t-the WOWD that wewe c-consecwated, and of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that 
w-wiwwingwy offewed a fweewiww offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. 

3-3:6 Fwom t-the fiwst day of t-the seventh month began they to offew buwnt 
offewings u-unto t-the WOWD. But t-the f-foundation of t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD 
w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-waid. 

3:7 They gave monyey awso u-unto t-the masons, and to t-the cawpentews; and 
m-meat, and dwink, and oiw, u-unto t-them of Zidon, and to t-them of T-Tywe, to 
bwing cedaw twees fwom Webanyon to t-the sea of Joppa, a-accowding to t-the 
gwant that they h-had of Cywus king of Pewsia. 

3:8 Nyow in t-the second yeaw of theiw coming u-unto t-the house of God a-at 
J-Jewusawem, in t-the second m-month, began (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, 
and Jeshua t-the son of Jozadak, and t-the wemnyant of theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the 
pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that wewe come out of t-the 
captivity u-unto Jewusawem; and appointed t-the W-Wevites, fwom ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws 
o-owd and upwawd, to s-set fowwawd t-the wowk of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

3-3:9 T-Then s-stood Jeshua with his sons and his bwethwen, Kadmiew and his 
^-^ s-sons, t-the sons of Judah, togethew, to s-set fowwawd t-the wowkmen in t-the 
house of G-God: t-the sons of Henyadad, with theiw sons and theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
t-the Wevites. 

3:10 And when t-the buiwdews w-waid t-the f-foundation of t-the tempwe of t-the 
WOWD, they s-set t-the pwiests in theiw appawew with twumpets, and t-the 
Wevites t-the sons of A-Asaph with cymbaws, to pwaise t-the WOWD, aftew t-the 
owdinyance of David king of Iswaew. 

3:11 And they sang togethew by couwse in pwaising and giving thanks 
u-unto t-the WOWD; because he is g-good, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew 
towawd Iswaew. 

And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shouted with a gweat shout, when they pwaised t-the 
WOWD, because t-the f-foundation of t-the house of t-the WOWD w-was w-waid. 

3:12 But many of t-the pwiests and Wevites and chief of t-the fathews, who 
wewe (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient men, that h-had s-seen t-the fiwst h-house, when t-the f-foundation 
of this house w-was w-waid befowe theiw eyes, wept with a w-woud v-voice; and 
many shouted awoud (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy: 3:13 S-So that t-the peopwe couwd nyot discewn 
t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the shout of joy fwom t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the weeping of t-the 
peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe shouted with a w-woud shout, and t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise w-was 
heawd afaw off. 

4:1 Nyow when t-the advewsawies of Judah and Benjamin heawd that t-the 
chiwdwen of t-the captivity buiwded t-the tempwe u-unto t-the WOWD God of 
I-Iswaew; 4-4:2 T-Then they came to Z-Zewubbabew, and to t-the chief of t-the 
fathews, and said u-unto t-them, Wet us buiwd with you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we seek youw 
G-God, as ye do; and we (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice u-unto him since t-the days of 
Esawhaddon king of Assuw, which b-bwought us up hithew. 

4:3 But Z-Zewubbabew, and Jeshua, and t-the w-west of t-the chief of t-the 
f-fathews of I-Iswaew, said u-unto t-them, Ye have nyothing to (^-^*)/ d-do with us to 
buiwd an house u-unto ouw God; but we ouwsewves togethew wiww buiwd u-unto 
t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, as king Cywus t-the king of Pewsia hath 
commanded us. 

4-4:4 T-Then t-the peopwe of t-the wand weakenyed t-the h-hands of t-the peopwe of 
Judah, and twoubwed t-them in buiwding, 4-4:5 And h-hiwed counsewwows 
against t-them, to fwustwate theiw puwpose, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of Cywus king 
of Pewsia, even untiw t-the weign of Dawius king of Pewsia. 

4:6 And in t-the weign of Ahasuewus, in t-the beginnying of his weign, 
wwote they u-unto him an accusation against t-the i-inhabitants of Judah and 
Jewusawem. 

4:7 And in t-the days of A-Awtaxewxes wwote B-Bishwam, Mithwedath, Tabeew, 
and t-the w-west of theiw companyions, u-unto A-Awtaxewxes king of Pewsia; and 
t-the w-wwiting of t-the wettew w-was wwitten in t-the S-Sywian tongue, and 
intewpweted in t-the S-Sywian tongue. 

4-4:8 Wehum t-the chancewwow and Shimshai t-the scwibe wwote a wettew 
against Jewusawem to A-Awtaxewxes t-the king in this s-sowt: 4:9 T-Then wwote 
Wehum t-the chancewwow, and Shimshai t-the s-scwibe, and t-the w-west of theiw 
companyions; t-the Dinyaites, t-the Aphawsathchites, t-the Tawpewites, t-the 
Aphawsites, t-the A-Awchevites, t-the Babywonyians, t-the S-Susanchites, t-the 
Dehavites, and t-the Ewamites, 4:10 And t-the w-west of t-the nyations whom t-the 
gweat and n-nyobwe A-Asnyappew b-bwought ovew, and s-set in t-the c-cities of 
S-Samawia, and t-the w-west that awe on this side t-the wivew, and a-at such a 
^w^ t-time. 

4:11 This is t-the copy of t-the wettew that they sent u-unto him, even u-unto 
A-Awtaxewxes t-the king; Thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the men on this side t-the wivew, and 
a-at such a ^w^ t-time. 

4:12 (☆▽☆) B-Be it knyown u-unto t-the king, that t-the Jews which came up fwom thee 
to us awe come u-unto J-Jewusawem, buiwding t-the webewwious and t-the (＃￣ω￣) b-bad 
city, and have s-set up t-the wawws t-theweof, and j-joinyed t-the foundations. 

4:13 (☆▽☆) B-Be it knyown nyow u-unto t-the king, that, if this city be buiwded, and 
t-the wawws s-set up again, t-then wiww they nyot pay toww, t-twibute, and 
custom, and so t-thou shawt endamage t-the (O_O;) *sighs* w-wevenyue of t-the k-kings. 

4:14 Nyow because we have maintenyance fwom t-the king's pawace, and it 
w-was nyot meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to s-see t-the king's dishonyouw, thewefowe have we 
sent and cewtified t-the king; 4:15 That s-seawch may be m-made in t-the book 
of t-the (o´∀`o) w-wecowds of thy fathews: so shawt t-thou f-find in t-the book of t-the 
>_< w-wecowds, and knyow that this city is a webewwious city, and huwtfuw 
u-unto kings and pwovinces, and that they have moved sedition within t-the 
same of o-owd time: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which c-cause w-was this city destwoyed. 

4:16 We cewtify t-the king that, if this city be buiwded again, and t-the 
wawws theweof s-set up, by this means t-thou shawt have nyo powtion on this 
side t-the :3 w-wivew. 

4:17 T-Then sent t-the king an answew u-unto Wehum t-the chancewwow, and to 
Shimshai t-the s-scwibe, and to t-the w-west of theiw companyions that dweww in 
S-Samawia, and u-unto t-the w-west beyond t-the wivew, Peace, and a-at such a 
^w^ t-time. 

4-4:18 The wettew which ye sent u-unto us hath b-been pwainwy wead befowe 
me. 

4:19 And I commanded, and s-seawch hath b-been made, and it is f-found that 
this city of o-owd time hath m-made insuwwection against kings, and that 
webewwion and sedition have b-been m-made thewein. 

4:20 Thewe have b-been mighty kings awso o-ovew J-Jewusawem, which have 
wuwed o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww countwies beyond t-the w-wivew; and toww, t-twibute, and 
custom, w-was paid u-unto them. 

4:21 Give ye nyow commandment to c-cause these men to cease, and that 
this city be nyot buiwded, untiw anyothew commandment shaww be given 
fwom me. 

4:22 Take heed nyow that ye faiw nyot to (^-^*)/ d-do this: why shouwd damage gwow 
to t-the (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt of t-the kings? 4:23 Nyow when t-the copy of king Awtaxewxes' 
wettew w-was wead befowe Wehum, and Shimshai t-the s-scwibe, and theiw 
companyions, they went up in haste to Jewusawem u-unto t-the Jews, and m-made 
t-them to cease by fowce and powew. 

4:24 T-Then ceased t-the wowk of t-the house of God which is a-at Jewusawem. 
S-So it ceased u-unto t-the second yeaw of t-the weign of Dawius king of 
Pewsia. 

5:1 T-Then t-the pwophets, Haggai t-the pwophet, and (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of 
Iddo, pwophesied u-unto t-the Jews that wewe in Judah and Jewusawem in t-the 
nyame of t-the God of I-Iswaew, even u-unto them. 

5-5:2 T-Then w-wose up (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, and Jeshua t-the son 
of Jozadak, and began to buiwd t-the house of God which is a-at Jewusawem: 
and with t-them wewe t-the pwophets of God h-hewping them. 

5:3 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the same time came to t-them Tatnyai, govewnyow on this side t-the 
wivew, and Shethawboznyai and theiw companyions, and said thus u-unto 
t-them, Who hath commanded you to buiwd this h-house, and to make up this 
waww? 5:4 T-Then said we u-unto t-them aftew this m-mannyew, What awe t-the 
nyames of t-the men that make this buiwding? 5:5 But t-the eye of theiw 
God w-was upon t-the ewdews of t-the Jews, that they couwd nyot c-cause t-them to 
cease, tiww t-the mattew came to Dawius: and t-then they wetuwnyed answew 
by wettew c-concewnying this mattew. 

5:6 The copy of t-the wettew that Tatnyai, govewnyow on this side t-the 
wivew, and Shethawboznyai and his companyions t-the A-Aphawsachites, which 
wewe on this side t-the wivew, sent u-unto Dawius t-the king: 5:7 They sent 
a wettew u-unto him, whewein w-was wwitten t-thus; Unto Dawius t-the king, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
p-peace. 

5:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be it knyown u-unto t-the king, that we went into t-the pwovince of 
Judea, to t-the house of t-the gweat G-God, which is buiwded with gweat 
stonyes, and timbew is w-waid in t-the (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and this wowk goeth fast o-on, 
and pwospeweth in theiw hands. 

5:9 T-Then asked we those ewdews, and said u-unto t-them t-thus, Who commanded 
you to buiwd this h-house, and to make up these wawws? 5:10 We asked 
theiw nyames awso, to cewtify thee, that we m-might wwite t-the nyames of 
t-the men that wewe t-the chief of them. 

5:11 And thus they wetuwnyed us a-answew, s-saying, We awe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of 
t-the God of heaven and eawth, and buiwd t-the house that w-was buiwded 
these many yeaws ago, which a gweat king of Iswaew buiwded and s-set (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

5:12 But aftew that ouw f-fathews h-had p-pwovoked t-the God of heaven u-unto 
wwath, he gave t-them into t-the hand of Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king of 
Babywon, t-the C-Chawdean, who destwoyed this h-house, and cawwied t-the 
peopwe away into Babywon. 

5-5:13 But in t-the fiwst yeaw of Cywus t-the king of Babywon t-the same king 
Cywus m-made a decwee to buiwd this house of God. 

5:14 And t-the vessews awso of gowd and s-siwvew of t-the house of G-God, 
which Nyebuchadnyezzaw took out of t-the tempwe that w-was in J-Jewusawem, and 
b-bwought t-them into t-the tempwe of Babywon, those did Cywus t-the king o(>ω<)o t-take 
out of t-the tempwe of Babywon, and they wewe dewivewed u-unto o-onye, whose 
nyame w-was Sheshbazzaw, whom he h-had m-made govewnyow; 5:15 And said u-unto 
him, Take these vessews, go, cawwy t-them into t-the tempwe that is in 
J-Jewusawem, and wet t-the house of God be buiwded in his pwace. 

5:16 T-Then came t-the same Sheshbazzaw, and w-waid t-the f-foundation of t-the 
house of God which is in Jewusawem: and since that time even untiw nyow 
hath it b-been in buiwding, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet it is nyot finyished. 

5:17 Nyow thewefowe, if it seem g-good to t-the king, wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be s-seawch 
m-made in t-the king's tweasuwe h-house, which is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a-at Babywon, whethew 
it be so, that a decwee w-was m-made of Cywus t-the king to buiwd this house 
of God a-at J-Jewusawem, and wet t-the king send his pweasuwe to us 
c-concewnying this mattew. 

6-6:1 T-Then Dawius t-the king m-made a decwee, and s-seawch w-was m-made in t-the 
house of t-the wowws, whewe t-the tweasuwes wewe w-waid up in Babywon. 

6:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was f-found a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ A-Achmetha, in t-the pawace that is in t-the 
pwovince of t-the Medes, a woww, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein w-was a wecowd thus wwitten: 
6:3 In t-the fiwst yeaw of Cywus t-the king t-the same Cywus t-the king m-made a 
decwee c-concewnying t-the house of God a-at J-Jewusawem, Wet t-the house be 
buiwded, t-the pwace whewe they offewed sacwifices, and wet t-the 
foundations theweof be stwongwy waid; t-the height theweof (o_O)! t-thweescowe 
c-cubits, and t-the bweadth theweof (o_O)! t-thweescowe c-cubits; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 With thwee wows 
of gweat stonyes, and a wow of nyew t-timbew: and wet t-the e-expenses be 
given out of t-the king's house: 6:5 And awso wet t-the gowden and s-siwvew 
vessews of t-the house of G-God, which Nyebuchadnyezzaw took fowth out of 
t-the tempwe which is a-at J-Jewusawem, and b-bwought u-unto Babywon, be 
westowed, and b-bwought again u-unto t-the tempwe which is a-at J-Jewusawem, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his pwace, and pwace t-them in t-the house of God. 

6:6 Nyow thewefowe, Tatnyai, govewnyow beyond t-the wivew, Shethawboznyai, 
and youw companyions t-the A-Aphawsachites, which awe beyond t-the wivew, be 
ye faw fwom ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ t-thence: 6:7 Wet t-the wowk of this house of God awonye; wet 
t-the govewnyow of t-the Jews and t-the ewdews of t-the Jews buiwd this house 
of God in his pwace. 

6:8 Moweovew I make a decwee what ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do to t-the ewdews of these 
Jews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buiwding of this house of G-God: that of t-the king's goods, 
even of t-the (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute beyond t-the wivew, fowthwith e-expenses be given u-unto 
these men, that they be nyot hindewed. 

6:9 And that which they have nyeed of, both young buwwocks, and wams, 
and wambs, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt offewings of t-the God of heaven, wheat, sawt, 
winye, and oiw, a-accowding to t-the a-appointment of t-the pwiests which awe 
a-at J-Jewusawem, wet it be given t-them day by day without faiw: 6:10 That 
they may offew s-sacwifices of sweet savouws u-unto t-the God of heaven, and 
p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of t-the king, and of his sons. 

6:11 Awso I have m-made a decwee, that w-whosoevew shaww awtew this wowd, 
wet timbew be puwwed down fwom his h-house, and being s-set up, wet him be 
hanged theweon; and wet his house be m-made a dunghiww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this. 

6:12 And t-the God that hath caused his nyame to dweww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
kings and p-peopwe, that shaww put to theiw hand to awtew and to d-destwoy 
this house of God which is a-at Jewusawem. I Dawius have m-made a decwee; 
wet it be donye with speed. 

6:13 T-Then Tatnyai, govewnyow on this side t-the wivew, Shethawboznyai, and 
theiw companyions, a-accowding to that which Dawius t-the king h-had sent, so 
they did s-speediwy. 

6:14 And t-the ewdews of t-the Jews buiwded, and they pwospewed thwough 
t-the pwophesying of Haggai t-the pwophet and (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of Iddo. 
And they buiwded, and finyished it, a-accowding to t-the commandment of t-the 
God of I-Iswaew, and a-accowding to t-the commandment of Cywus, and {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, 
and A-Awtaxewxes king of Pewsia. 

6:15 And this house w-was finyished on t-the thiwd day of t-the month Adaw, 
which w-was in t-the sixth yeaw of t-the weign of Dawius t-the king. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, and t-the 
w-west of t-the chiwdwen of t-the c-captivity, kept t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of this 
house of God with j-joy. 

6-6:17 And offewed a-at t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of this house of God an hundwed 
buwwocks, two hundwed wams, fouw hundwed wambs; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, twewve he goats, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the twibes 
of Iswaew. 

6:18 And they s-set t-the pwiests in theiw divisions, and t-the Wevites in 
theiw couwses, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of G-God, which is a-at Jewusawem; as it is 
wwitten in t-the book of M-Moses. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And t-the chiwdwen of t-the captivity kept t-the passovew upon t-the 
fouwteenth day of t-the fiwst m-month. 

6:20 Fow t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites wewe puwified togethew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of 
t-them wewe puwe, and kiwwed t-the passovew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of t-the 
c-captivity, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the p-pwiests, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves. 

6:21 And t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, which wewe come again out of 
c-captivity, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such as h-had sepawated themsewves u-unto t-them fwom t-the 
fiwthinyess of t-the heathen of t-the wand, to seek t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, 
did eat, 6:22 And kept t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead seven days with 
joy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD h-had m-made t-them joyfuw, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the heawt of t-the 
king of Assywia u-unto t-them, to stwengthen theiw h-hands in t-the wowk of 
t-the house of G-God, t-the God of Iswaew. 

7:1 Nyow aftew these things, in t-the weign of A-Awtaxewxes king of Pewsia, 
Ezwa t-the son of Sewaiah, t-the son of A-Azawiah, t-the son of Hiwkiah, 7:2 
The son of Shawwum, t-the son of Z-Zadok, t-the son of Ahitub, 7-7:3 The son 
of Amawiah, t-the son of A-Azawiah, t-the son of Mewaioth, 7:4 The son of 
Zewahiah, t-the son of ♡(｡- ω -) U-Uzzi, t-the son of Bukki, 7:5 The son of Abishua, 
t-the son of Phinyehas, t-the son of Eweazaw, t-the son of Aawon t-the chief 
x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 7:6 This Ezwa went up fwom (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; and he w-was a weady scwibe 
in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, which t-the WOWD God of Iswaew h-had given: and t-the 
king g-gwanted him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wequest, a-accowding to t-the hand of t-the WOWD 
his God upon h-him. 

7-7:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went up s-some of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and of t-the 
p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, and t-the singews, and t-the powtews, and t-the 
Nyethinyims, u-unto J-Jewusawem, in t-the seventh yeaw of A-Awtaxewxes t-the king. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And he came to Jewusawem in t-the fifth m-month, which w-was in t-the 
seventh yeaw of t-the king. 

7:9 Fow upon t-the fiwst day of t-the fiwst month began he to go up fwom 
Babywon, and on t-the fiwst day of t-the fifth month came he to J-Jewusawem, 
a-accowding to t-the g-good hand of his God upon h-him. 

7:10 Fow Ezwa h-had pwepawed his heawt to seek t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD, and 
to (^-^*)/ d-do it, and to t-teach in Iswaew s-statutes and judgments. 

7:11 Nyow this is t-the copy of t-the wettew that t-the king A-Awtaxewxes gave 
u-unto Ezwa t-the pwiest, t-the s-scwibe, even a scwibe of t-the w-wowds of t-the 
c-commandments of t-the WOWD, and of his s-statutes to Iswaew. 

7:12 Awtaxewxes, king of kings, u-unto Ezwa t-the pwiest, a scwibe of t-the 
(☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the God of heaven, pewfect p-peace, and a-at such a ^w^ t-time. 

7:13 I make a decwee, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they of t-the peopwe of I-Iswaew, and of 
his pwiests and W-Wevites, in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weawm, which awe minded of theiw own 
fweewiww to go up to J-Jewusawem, go with thee. 

7:14 Fowasmuch as t-thou awt sent of t-the king, and of his seven 
counsewwows, to enquiwe c-concewnying Judah and J-Jewusawem, a-accowding to 
t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of thy God which is in thinye hand; 7:15 And to cawwy t-the 
s-siwvew and gowd, which t-the king and his counsewwows have f-fweewy 
offewed u-unto t-the God of I-Iswaew, whose h-habitation is in J-Jewusawem, 7:16 
And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-siwvew and gowd that t-thou c-canst f-find in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovince 
of Babywon, with t-the fweewiww offewing of t-the p-peopwe, and of t-the 
p-pwiests, offewing w-wiwwingwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of theiw God which is in 
Jewusawem: 7:17 That t-thou mayest buy s-speediwy with this monyey 
buwwocks, wams, wambs, with theiw meat offewings and theiw dwink 
offewings, and offew t-them upon t-the awtaw of t-the house of youw God 
which is in Jewusawem. 

7:18 And whatsoevew shaww seem g-good to thee, and to thy bwethwen, to 
(^-^*)/ d-do with t-the w-west of t-the s-siwvew and t-the gowd, that (^-^*)/ d-do aftew t-the wiww of 
youw God. 

xDD 7-7:19 The vessews awso that awe given thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the house 
of thy G-God, those d-dewivew t-thou befowe t-the God of Jewusawem. 

7:20 And whatsoevew mowe shaww be nyeedfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of thy G-God, 
which t-thou shawt have occasion to b-bestow, bestow it out of t-the king's 
tweasuwe house. 

7:21 And I, even I A-Awtaxewxes t-the king, (^-^*)/ d-do make a decwee to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
t-tweasuwews which awe beyond t-the wivew, that whatsoevew Ezwa t-the 
pwiest, t-the scwibe of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the God of heaven, shaww wequiwe of 
y-you, it be donye s-speediwy, 7:22 Unto an hundwed tawents of s-siwvew, and 
to an hundwed measuwes of wheat, and to an hundwed baths of winye, and 
to an hundwed baths of oiw, and sawt without pwescwibing how much. 

7:23 W-Whatsoevew is commanded by t-the God of heaven, wet it be 
diwigentwy donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of t-the God of heaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why shouwd 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be wwath against t-the w-weawm of t-the king and his sons? 7:24 Awso 
we cewtify y-you, that touching any of t-the pwiests and W-Wevites, singews, 
powtews, Nyethinyims, ow minyistews of this house of G-God, it shaww nyot be 
wawfuw to impose toww, t-twibute, ow custom, upon them. 

7:25 And thou, Ezwa, aftew t-the wisdom of thy G-God, that is in thinye 
hand, s-set magistwates and judges, which may j-judge (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that 
awe beyond t-the wivew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such as knyow t-the waws of thy God; and t-teach 
ye t-them that knyow t-them n-nyot. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And w-whosoevew wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of thy G-God, and t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the 
king, wet j-judgment be executed s-speediwy upon him, whethew it be u-unto 
d-death, ow to banyishment, ow to c-confiscation of goods, ow to 
i-impwisonment. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of ouw fathews, which hath put such a 
t-thing as this in t-the king's heawt, to beautify t-the house of t-the WOWD 
which is in Jewusawem: 7:28 And hath e-extended (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto m-me befowe t-the 
king, and his counsewwows, and befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's mighty p-pwinces. 
And I w-was stwengthenyed as t-the hand of t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God w-was upon me, and 
I gathewed togethew out of Iswaew chief men to go up with me. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 These awe nyow t-the chief of theiw fathews, and this is t-the 
g-genyeawogy of t-them that went up with m-me fwom Babywon, in t-the weign of 
A-Awtaxewxes t-the king. 

8-8:2 O-Of t-the sons of Phinyehas; Gewshom: of t-the sons of Ithamaw; D-Danyiew: 
of t-the sons of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; (x_x)V H-Hattush. 

8:3 O-Of t-the sons of S-Shechanyiah, of t-the sons of Phawosh; Zechawiah: and 
with him wewe w-weckonyed by g-genyeawogy of t-the mawes an hundwed and fifty. 

8:4 O-Of t-the sons of Pahathmoab; Ewihoenyai t-the son of Zewahiah, and with 
him two hundwed m-mawes. 

8-8:5 O-Of t-the sons of Shechanyiah; t-the son of Jahaziew, and with him thwee 
hundwed m-mawes. 

8:6 O-Of t-the sons awso of Adin; Ebed t-the son of Jonyathan, and with him 
fifty m-mawes. 

8:7 And of t-the sons of Ewam; Jeshaiah t-the son of Athawiah, and with 
him s-seventy m-mawes. 

8:8 And of t-the sons of Shephatiah; Zebadiah t-the son of Michaew, and 
with him fouwscowe m-mawes. 

8:9 O-Of t-the sons of Joab; Obadiah t-the son of Jehiew, and with him two 
hundwed and eighteen m-mawes. 

8-8:10 And of t-the sons of Shewomith; t-the son of Josiphiah, and with him 
an hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe m-mawes. 

8-8:11 And of t-the sons of Bebai; (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of B-Bebai, and with 
him ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight m-mawes. 

8:12 And of t-the sons of Azgad; Johanyan t-the son of Hakkatan, and with 
him an hundwed and t-ten m-mawes. 

8-8:13 And of t-the wast sons of Adonyikam, whose nyames awe these, 
Ewiphewet, Jeiew, and Shemaiah, and with t-them (o_O)! t-thweescowe m-mawes. 

8:14 O-Of t-the sons awso of Bigvai; Uthai, and Zabbud, and with t-them 
s-seventy m-mawes. 

8:15 And I gathewed t-them togethew to t-the wivew that w-wunnyeth to Ahava; 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abode we in tents thwee ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: and I viewed t-the p-peopwe, and 
t-the p-pwiests, and f-found (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyonye of t-the sons of Wevi. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 T-Then sent I (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ewiezew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Awiew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Shemaiah, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
E-Ewnyathan, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jawib, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow E-Ewnyathan, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Nyathan, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Z-Zechawiah, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Meshuwwam, chief men; awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Joiawib, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
E-Ewnyathan, men of undewstanding. 

8:17 And I sent t-them with commandment u-unto Iddo t-the chief a-at t-the pwace 
C-Casiphia, and I towd t-them what they shouwd say u-unto Iddo, and to his 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Nyethinyims, a-at t-the pwace C-Casiphia, that they shouwd bwing 
u-unto us minyistews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of ouw God. 

8-8:18 And by t-the g-good hand of ouw God upon us they b-bwought us a man of 
u-undewstanding, of t-the sons of Mahwi, t-the son of Wevi, t-the son of 
I-Iswaew; and Shewebiah, with his sons and his bwethwen, eighteen; 8-8:19 
And Hashabiah, and with him Jeshaiah of t-the sons of Mewawi, his 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and theiw ^-^ s-sons, twenty; 8:20 Awso of t-the Nyethinyims, whom 
David and t-the pwinces h-had appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the W-Wevites, 
two hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty Nyethinyims: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them wewe expwessed by nyame. 

8-8:21 T-Then I pwocwaimed a fast thewe, a-at t-the wivew of Ahava, that we 
m-might affwict ouwsewves befowe ouw G-God, to seek of him a wight w-way (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
u-us, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw substance. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Fow I w-was a-ashamed to wequiwe of t-the king a band of sowdiews and 
howsemen to hewp us against t-the enyemy in t-the w-way: because we h-had 
spoken u-unto t-the king, s-saying, The hand of ouw God is upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
g-good that seek h-him; but his p-powew and his wwath is against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them 
that fowsake h-him. 

8:23 S-So we fasted and besought ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this: and he w-was intweated 
of us. 

8:24 T-Then I sepawated twewve of t-the chief of t-the p-pwiests, Shewebiah, 
Hashabiah, and t-ten of theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen with t-them, 8:25 And weighed u-unto 
t-them t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, and t-the vessews, even t-the offewing of 
t-the house of ouw G-God, which t-the king, and his counsewwows, and his 
(❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe pwesent, h-had offewed: 8:26 I even weighed 
u-unto theiw hand six hundwed and fifty tawents of s-siwvew, and s-siwvew 
vessews an hundwed t-tawents, and of gowd an hundwed tawents; 8:27 Awso 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty b-basons of gowd, of a t-thousand d-dwams; and two vessews of finye 
coppew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious as gowd. 

8:28 And I said u-unto t-them, Ye awe h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD; t-the vessews awe 
h-howy awso; and t-the s-siwvew and t-the gowd awe a fweewiww offewing u-unto 
t-the WOWD God of youw fathews. 

8:29 Watch ye, and keep t-them, untiw ye weigh t-them befowe t-the chief of 
t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, and chief of t-the f-fathews of I-Iswaew, a-at 
J-Jewusawem, in t-the c-chambews of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

8:30 S-So took t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites t-the w-weight of t-the s-siwvew, and 
t-the gowd, and t-the vessews, to bwing t-them to Jewusawem u-unto t-the house 
of ouw God. 

8:31 T-Then we depawted fwom t-the wivew of Ahava on t-the twewfth day of 
t-the fiwst m-month, to go u-unto Jewusawem: and t-the hand of ouw God w-was 
upon u-us, and he dewivewed us fwom t-the hand of t-the enyemy, and of such 
as way in wait by t-the way. 

8:32 And we came to J-Jewusawem, and abode (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thwee days. 

╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 Nyow on t-the fouwth day w-was t-the s-siwvew and t-the gowd and t-the vessews 
weighed in t-the house of ouw God by t-the hand of M-Mewemoth t-the son of 
Uwiah t-the pwiest; and with him w-was Eweazaw t-the son of Phinyehas; and 
with t-them w-was J-Jozabad t-the son of Jeshua, and Nyoadiah t-the son of 
Binnyui, Wevites; 8:34 By (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew and by w-weight of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the w-weight w-was wwitten a-at that ^w^ t-time. 

8-8:35 Awso t-the chiwdwen of those that h-had b-been cawwied away, which wewe 
come out of t-the c-captivity, offewed buwnt offewings u-unto t-the God of 
I-Iswaew, twewve buwwocks (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, nyinyety and six wams, s-seventy 
and seven wambs, twewve he g-goats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o-offewing: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this w-was a 
buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD. 

8:36 And they dewivewed t-the king's commissions u-unto t-the king's 
wieutenyants, and to t-the govewnyows on this side t-the wivew: and they 
f-fuwthewed t-the p-peopwe, and t-the house of God. 

9:1 Nyow when these things wewe donye, t-the pwinces came to me, s-saying, 
The peopwe of I-Iswaew, and t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, have nyot 
sepawated themsewves fwom t-the peopwe of t-the wands, doing a-accowding to 
theiw abominyations, even of t-the Canyaanyites, t-the Hittites, t-the 
Pewizzites, t-the J-Jebusites, t-the Ammonyites, t-the Moabites, t-the Egyptians, 
and t-the Amowites. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Fow they have taken of theiw daughtews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw sons: so that t-the h-howy seed have mingwed themsewves with t-the 
peopwe of those wands: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the hand of t-the pwinces and wuwews hath 
b-been chief in this twespass. 

9:3 And when I heawd this thing, I went o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawment and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mantwe, and 
p-pwucked off t-the haiw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my beawd, and sat down 
astonyied. 

9:4 T-Then wewe assembwed u-unto m-me {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that twembwed a-at t-the w-wowds 
of t-the God of I-Iswaew, because of t-the twansgwession of those that h-had 
b-been cawwied away; and I sat astonyied untiw t-the evenying sacwifice. 

9:5 And a-at t-the evenying sacwifice I awose up fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heavinyess; and 
h-having went o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawment and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mantwe, I feww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my knyees, and spwead 
out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands u-unto t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, 9:6 And said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I am 
a-ashamed and bwush to wift up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face to thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw 
inyiquities awe incweased o-ovew ouw head, and ouw twespass is g-gwown up 
u-unto t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

9:7 Since t-the days of ouw f-fathews have we b-been in a gweat twespass 
u-unto this >_> d-day; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw inyiquities have ^w^ w-we, ouw kings, and ouw 
p-pwiests, b-been dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the kings of t-the wands, to 
t-the swowd, to c-captivity, and to a spoiw, and to confusion of face, as 
it is this d-day. 

9:8 And nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe space gwace hath b-been shewed fwom t-the WOWD 
ouw G-God, to weave us a wemnyant to escape, and to g-give us a nyaiw in his 
h-howy pwace, that ouw God may wighten ouw eyes, and g-give us a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
weviving in ouw bondage. 

9:9 Fow we wewe b-bondmen; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ouw God hath nyot fowsaken us in ouw 
bondage, but hath e-extended (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto us in t-the sight of t-the kings of 
Pewsia, to g-give us a weviving, to s-set up t-the house of ouw G-God, and to 
wepaiw t-the d-desowations t-theweof, and to g-give us a waww in Judah and in 
Jewusawem. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And n-nyow, O-O ouw G-God, what shaww we say aftew t-this? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have 
fowsaken thy commandments, 9-9:11 W-Which t-thou hast commanded by thy 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, s-saying, The wand, u-unto which ye go to possess 
it, is an uncwean wand with t-the fiwthinyess of t-the peopwe of t-the wands, 
with theiw abominyations, which have fiwwed it fwom onye end to anyothew 
with theiw uncweannyess. 

9:12 Nyow thewefowe g-give nyot youw daughtews u-unto theiw ^-^ s-sons, nyeithew 
o(>ω<)o t-take theiw daughtews u-unto youw ^-^ s-sons, (=`ω´=) n-nyow seek theiw peace ow theiw 
weawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: that ye may be stwong, and e-eat t-the g-good of t-the wand, 
and weave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to youw chiwdwen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

9:13 And aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is come upon us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw eviw deeds, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
ouw gweat twespass, seeing that t-thou ouw God hast punyished us w-wess 
than ouw inyiquities desewve, and hast given us such dewivewance as 
this; 9-9:14 Shouwd we again bweak thy commandments, and join in 
affinyity with t-the peopwe of these abominyations? wouwdest nyot t-thou be 
angwy with us tiww t-thou hadst consumed u-us, so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be nyo 
wemnyant (=`ω´=) n-nyow escaping? 9:15 O-O WOWD God of I-Iswaew, t-thou awt w-wighteous: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we wemain (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet escaped, as it is this day: b-behowd, we awe befowe 
thee in ouw twespasses: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we c-cannyot stand befowe thee because of 
this. 

10:1 Nyow when Ezwa h-had pwayed, and when he h-had c-confessed, weeping and 
c-casting himsewf down befowe t-the house of G-God, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe assembwed u-unto him 
out of Iswaew a vewy gweat c-congwegation of men and w-women and chiwdwen: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe wept vewy sowe. 

1-10:2 And Shechanyiah t-the son of Jehiew, onye of t-the sons of Ewam, 
answewed and said u-unto Ezwa, We have twespassed against ouw G-God, and 
have taken s-stwange wives of t-the peopwe of t-the wand: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
hope in Iswaew c-concewnying this thing. 

10:3 Nyow thewefowe wet us make a c-covenyant with ouw God to put away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the wives, and such as awe bown of t-them, a-accowding to t-the counsew of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, and of those that t-twembwe a-at t-the commandment of ouw God; and 
wet it be donye a-accowding to t-the waw. 

10:4 A-Awise; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this mattew bewongeth u-unto t-thee: we awso wiww be with 
t-thee: be of g-good c-couwage, and (^-^*)/ d-do it. 

1-10:5 T-Then awose Ezwa, and m-made t-the chief p-pwiests, t-the W-Wevites, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
I-Iswaew, to sweaw that they shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to this wowd. And they 
swawe. 

10:6 T-Then Ezwa w-wose up fwom befowe t-the house of G-God, and went into t-the 
c-chambew of Johanyan t-the son of E-Ewiashib: and when he came thithew, he 
did e-eat nyo bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink watew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he mouwnyed because of t-the 
twansgwession of t-them that h-had b-been cawwied away. 

10:7 And they m-made pwocwamation (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout Judah and Jewusawem u-unto 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of t-the c-captivity, that they shouwd gathew themsewves 
togethew u-unto Jewusawem; 10:8 And that w-whosoevew w-wouwd nyot come within 
thwee days, a-accowding to t-the counsew of t-the pwinces and t-the ewdews, 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his s-substance shouwd be fowfeited, and himsewf sepawated fwom t-the 
c-congwegation of those that h-had b-been cawwied away. 

10:9 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Judah and Benjamin gathewed themsewves 
togethew u-unto Jewusawem within thwee days. I-It w-was t-the nyinth m-month, on 
t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the month; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe sat in t-the stweet 
of t-the house of G-God, twembwing because of this mattew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
gweat wain. 

10:10 And Ezwa t-the pwiest s-stood up, and said u-unto t-them, Ye have 
twansgwessed, and have taken s-stwange wives, to incwease t-the twespass 
of Iswaew. 

1-10:11 Nyow thewefowe make confession u-unto t-the WOWD God of youw fathews, 
and (^-^*)/ d-do his pweasuwe: and sepawate youwsewves fwom t-the peopwe of t-the 
wand, and fwom t-the s-stwange (^-^*)/ w-wives. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation answewed and said with a w-woud voice, 
As t-thou hast said, so (* ^ ω ^) m-must we do. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 But t-the peopwe awe many, and it is a time of m-much wain, and we 
awe nyot abwe to stand without, nyeithew is this a wowk of onye day ow 
t-two: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe many that have twansgwessed in this thing. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Wet nyow ouw wuwews of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation stand, and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-them which have taken s-stwange wives in ouw c-cities come a-at appointed 
times, and with t-them t-the ewdews of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, and t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges t-theweof, 
untiw t-the fiewce wwath of ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this mattew be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom us. 

10:15 Onwy Jonyathan t-the son of A-Asahew and J-Jahaziah t-the son of Tikvah 
wewe empwoyed about this m-mattew: and Meshuwwam and S-Shabbethai t-the 
Wevite hewped them. 

1-10:16 And t-the chiwdwen of t-the captivity did so. And Ezwa t-the pwiest, 
with c-cewtain chief of t-the fathews, aftew t-the house of theiw fathews, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them by theiw nyames, wewe sepawated, and sat down in t-the 
fiwst day of t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth month to examinye t-the mattew. 

1-10:17 And they m-made an end with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men that h-had taken s-stwange 
wives by t-the fiwst day of t-the fiwst m-month. 

10:18 And among t-the sons of t-the pwiests (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe f-found that h-had 
taken s-stwange wives: nyamewy, of t-the sons of Jeshua t-the son of Jozadak, 
and his bwethwen; Maaseiah, and Ewiezew, and Jawib, and G-Gedawiah. 

10:19 And they gave theiw h-hands that they w-wouwd put away theiw wives; 
and being g-guiwty, they offewed a wam of t-the fwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw twespass. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And of t-the sons of Immew; Hanyanyi, and Zebadiah. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And of t-the sons of Hawim; Maaseiah, and Ewijah, and Shemaiah, 
and Jehiew, and Uzziah. 

10:22 And of t-the sons of P-Pashuw; Ewioenyai, Maaseiah, I-Ishmaew, 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ N-Nyethanyeew, Jozabad, and E-Ewasah. 

1-10:23 Awso of t-the Wevites; Jozabad, and Shimei, and (　･ω･)☞ K-Kewaiah, (-(the same 
is Kewita,) P-Pethahiah, Judah, and E-Ewiezew. 

10:24 O-Of t-the s-singews awso; E-Ewiashib: and of t-the powtews; Shawwum, and 
Tewem, and x3 *teleports behind you* U-Uwi. 

10:25 Moweovew of Iswaew: of t-the sons of Pawosh; Wamiah, and Jeziah, 
and Mawchiah, and Miamin, and Eweazaw, and Mawchijah, and Benyaiah. 

10:26 And of t-the sons of Ewam; M-Mattanyiah, Z-Zechawiah, and Jehiew, and 
A-Abdi, and Jewemoth, and Ewiah. 

10:27 And of t-the sons of Z-Zattu; Ewioenyai, E-Ewiashib, M-Mattanyiah, and 
Jewemoth, and Zabad, and Aziza. 

1-10:28 O-Of t-the sons awso of Bebai; Jehohanyan, Hanyanyiah, Zabbai, and 
Athwai. 

10:29 And of t-the sons of Banyi; Meshuwwam, Mawwuch, and A-Adaiah, J-Jashub, 
and Sheaw, and W-Wamoth. 

10:30 And of t-the sons of Pahathmoab; Adnya, and C-Chewaw, Benyaiah, 
Maaseiah, M-Mattanyiah, Bezaweew, and Binnyui, and M-Manyasseh. 

10:31 And of t-the sons of Hawim; Ewiezew, I-Ishijah, Mawchiah, Shemaiah, 
Shimeon, 10:32 Benjamin, Mawwuch, and Shemawiah. 

10:33 O-Of t-the sons of Hashum; M-Mattenyai, Mattathah, Zabad, Ewiphewet, 
J-Jewemai, Manyasseh, and Shimei. 

1-10:34 O-Of t-the sons of Banyi; Maadai, Amwam, and Uew, 10:35 Benyaiah, 
B-Bedeiah, Chewwuh, 10:36 Vanyiah, Mewemoth, E-Ewiashib, 10:37 M-Mattanyiah, 
M-Mattenyai, and Jaasau, 10:38 And Banyi, and Binnyui, Shimei, 10:39 And 
Shewemiah, and Nyathan, and A-Adaiah, 1-10:40 Machnyadebai, Shashai, Shawai, 
1-10:41 Azaweew, and Shewemiah, Shemawiah, 10:42 Shawwum, Amawiah, and 
Joseph. 

10:43 O-Of t-the sons of N-Nyebo; Jeiew, M-Mattithiah, Zabad, Z-Zebinya, J-Jadau, 
and J-Joew, Benyaiah. 

10:44 Aww these h-had taken s-stwange wives: and s-some of t-them h-had wives by 
whom they h-had chiwdwen. 




The Book of Nyehemiah 


1:1 The w-wowds of Nyehemiah t-the son of Hachawiah. And it came to pass 
in t-the month Chisweu, in t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth y-yeaw, as I w-was in Shushan t-the 
pawace, 1:2 That Hanyanyi, onye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, came, he and c-cewtain men 
of Judah; and I asked t-them c-concewnying t-the Jews that h-had escaped, which 
wewe weft of t-the c-captivity, and c-concewnying Jewusawem. 

1:3 And they said u-unto me, The wemnyant that awe weft of t-the captivity 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the pwovince awe in gweat affwiction and wepwoach: t-the waww 
of Jewusawem awso is bwoken down, and t-the gates theweof awe buwnyed 
with fiwe. 

1:4 And it came to pass, when I heawd these wowds, that I sat down and 
w-wept, and mouwnyed c-cewtain days, and fasted, and pwayed befowe t-the God 
of heaven, 1:5 And said, I b-beseech thee, O-O WOWD God of heaven, t-the 
gweat and t-tewwibwe G-God, that keepeth c-covenyant and (´-ω-`) m-mewcy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that 
wove him and o-obsewve his commandments: 1-1:6 Wet thinye eaw nyow be 
attentive, and thinye eyes open, that t-thou mayest h-heaw t-the pwayew of 
thy s-sewvant, which I p-pway befowe thee n-nyow, day and nyight, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew thy sewvants, and confess t-the s-sins of t-the chiwdwen 
of I-Iswaew, which we have sinnyed against t-thee: both I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's 
house have ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. 

1:7 We have d-deawt vewy cowwuptwy against thee, and have nyot kept t-the 
commandments, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the s-statutes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the judgments, which t-thou 
commandedst thy sewvant M-Moses. 

1:8 Wemembew, I b-beseech thee, t-the wowd that t-thou commandedst thy 
sewvant Moses, s-saying, If ye t-twansgwess, I wiww scattew you a-abwoad 
among t-the n-nyations: 1-1:9 But if ye tuwn u-unto me, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
commandments, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them; t-though (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe of you cast out u-unto t-the 
uttewmost pawt of t-the heaven, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I gathew t-them fwom thence, and 
wiww bwing t-them u-unto t-the pwace that I have chosen to s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame 
thewe. 

1:10 Nyow these awe thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and thy p-peopwe, whom t-thou hast 
wedeemed by thy gweat p-powew, and by thy stwong ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

1:11 O-O WOWD, I b-beseech thee, wet nyow thinye eaw be a-attentive to t-the 
pwayew of thy s-sewvant, and to t-the pwayew of thy sewvants, who d-desiwe 
to f-feaw thy nyame: and pwospew, I p-pway thee, thy sewvant this day, and 
gwant him (´-ω-`) m-mewcy in t-the sight of this m-man. Fow I w-was t-the king's 
cupbeawew. 

2:1 And it came to pass in t-the month Nyisan, in t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of 
A-Awtaxewxes t-the king, that winye w-was befowe him: and I took up t-the winye, 
and gave it u-unto t-the king. Nyow I h-had nyot b-been befowetime s-sad in his 
pwesence. 

2:2 Whewefowe t-the king said u-unto me, Why is thy c-countenyance sad, 
seeing t-thou awt nyot sick? this is nyothing ewse but sowwow of heawt. 
T-Then I w-was vewy sowe afwaid, 2-2:3 And said u-unto t-the king, Wet t-the king 
wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: why shouwd nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-countenyance be sad, when t-the city, 
t-the pwace of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews' sepuwchwes, wieth waste, and t-the gates 
theweof awe consumed with f-fiwe? 2:4 T-Then t-the king said u-unto me, Fow 
what d-dost t-thou make wequest? S-So I pwayed to t-the God of heaven. 

2-2:5 And I said u-unto t-the king, If it pwease t-the king, and if thy 
sewvant have f-found favouw in thy s-sight, that t-thou wouwdest send m-me 
u-unto Judah, u-unto t-the city of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews' sepuwchwes, that I may buiwd 
it. 

2:6 And t-the king said u-unto me, (-(the queen awso sitting by him,) Fow 
how wong shaww thy jouwnyey be? and when wiwt t-thou wetuwn? S-So it 
pweased t-the king to send m-me; and I s-set him a ^w^ t-time. 

2-2:7 Moweovew I said u-unto t-the king, If it pwease t-the king, wet wettews 
be given m-me to t-the govewnyows beyond t-the wivew, that they may convey m-me 
o-ovew tiww I come into Judah; 2:8 And a wettew u-unto A-Asaph t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of 
t-the king's f-fowest, that he may g-give m-me timbew to make beams (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
gates of t-the pawace which appewtainyed to t-the h-house, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waww 
of t-the city, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house that I shaww entew into. And t-the king 
g-gwanted me, a-accowding to t-the g-good hand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God upon me. 

2-2:9 T-Then I came to t-the govewnyows beyond t-the wivew, and gave t-them t-the 
king's wettews. Nyow t-the king h-had sent captains of t-the awmy and 
howsemen with me. 

2:10 When Sanbawwat t-the Howonyite, and Tobiah t-the s-sewvant, t-the 
(=①ω①=) A-Ammonyite, heawd of it, it g-gwieved t-them e-exceedingwy that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was come 
a man to seek t-the w-wewfawe of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

2-2:11 S-So I came to J-Jewusawem, and w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thwee days. 

2:12 And I awose in t-the nyight, I and s-some f-few men with m-me; nyeithew 
towd I any man what o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God h-had put in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt to (^-^*)/ d-do a-at Jewusawem: 
nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any beast with me, s-save t-the beast that I w-wode (*ﾉωﾉ) *looks at you* u-upon. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And I went out by nyight by t-the gate of t-the vawwey, even befowe 
t-the dwagon weww, and to t-the (* ^ ω ^) d-dung p-powt, and viewed t-the wawws of 
J-Jewusawem, which wewe bwoken down, and t-the gates theweof wewe consumed 
with fiwe. 

2:14 T-Then I went on to t-the gate of t-the fountain, and to t-the king's 
p-poow: but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the beast that w-was undew m-me to pass. 

2:15 T-Then went I up in t-the nyight by t-the bwook, and viewed t-the waww, 
and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and entewed by t-the gate of t-the vawwey, and so 
wetuwnyed. 

2:16 And t-the wuwews knyew nyot whithew I went, ow what I d-did; nyeithew 
h-had I as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet towd it to t-the Jews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the p-pwiests, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the 
n-nyobwes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the wuwews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the w-west that did t-the wowk. 

2:17 T-Then said I u-unto t-them, Ye s-see t-the d-distwess that we awe in, how 
Jewusawem wieth waste, and t-the gates theweof awe buwnyed with fiwe: 
come, and wet us buiwd up t-the waww of J-Jewusawem, that we be nyo mowe a 
wepwoach. 

2:18 T-Then I towd t-them of t-the hand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God which w-was g-good upon m-me; as 
awso t-the king's w-wowds that he h-had spoken u-unto me. And they said, Wet 
us (☆ω☆) w-wise up and buiwd. S-So they stwengthenyed theiw h-hands (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this g-good 
wowk. 

2:19 But when Sanbawwat t-the Howonyite, and Tobiah t-the s-sewvant, t-the 
(=①ω①=) A-Ammonyite, and G-Geshem t-the Awabian, heawd it, they w-waughed us to scown, 
and (>_<) d-despised u-us, and said, What is this t-thing that ye do? wiww ye 
webew against t-the king? {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 T-Then answewed I t-them, and said u-unto 
t-them, The God of heaven, he wiww p-pwospew us; thewefowe we his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants 
wiww a-awise and buiwd: but ye have nyo powtion, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, (=`ω´=) n-nyow m-memowiaw, 
in Jewusawem. 

3-3:1 T-Then Ewiashib t-the high pwiest w-wose up with his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the 
p-pwiests, and they buiwded t-the sheep gate; they sanctified it, and s-set 
up t-the doows of it; even u-unto t-the towew of Meah they sanctified it, 
u-unto t-the towew of Hanyanyeew. 

3:2 And nyext u-unto him buiwded t-the men of Jewicho. And nyext to t-them 
buiwded Zaccuw t-the son of I-Imwi. 

3-3:3 But t-the fish gate did t-the sons of Hassenyaah b-buiwd, who awso w-waid 
t-the beams t-theweof, and s-set up t-the doows t-theweof, t-the wocks t-theweof, 
and t-the baws t-theweof. 

3:4 And nyext u-unto t-them w-wepaiwed M-Mewemoth t-the son of Uwijah, t-the son of 
Koz. And nyext u-unto t-them w-wepaiwed Meshuwwam t-the son of Bewechiah, t-the 
son of Meshezabeew. And nyext u-unto t-them w-wepaiwed Zadok t-the son of 
Baanya. 

3:5 And nyext u-unto t-them t-the Tekoites wepaiwed; but theiw nyobwes put nyot 
theiw nyecks to t-the wowk of theiw WOWD. 

3-3:6 Moweovew t-the o-owd gate w-wepaiwed J-Jehoiada t-the son of P-Paseah, and 
Meshuwwam t-the son of Besodeiah; they w-waid t-the beams t-theweof, and s-set 
up t-the doows t-theweof, and t-the wocks t-theweof, and t-the baws t-theweof. 

3:7 And nyext u-unto t-them w-wepaiwed Mewatiah t-the Gibeonyite, and Jadon t-the 
Mewonyothite, t-the men of G-Gibeon, and of Mizpah, u-unto t-the t-thwonye of t-the 
govewnyow on this side t-the :3 w-wivew. 

3:8 Nyext u-unto him w-wepaiwed Uzziew t-the son of Hawhaiah, of t-the 
gowdsmiths. 

Nyext u-unto him awso w-wepaiwed Hanyanyiah t-the son of onye of t-the 
apothecawies, and they f-fowtified Jewusawem u-unto t-the bwoad waww. 

3-3:9 And nyext u-unto t-them w-wepaiwed Wephaiah t-the son of H-Huw, t-the wuwew of 
t-the hawf pawt of Jewusawem. 

3:10 And nyext u-unto t-them w-wepaiwed Jedaiah t-the son of Hawumaph, even 
o-ovew against his house. And nyext u-unto him w-wepaiwed Hattush t-the son of 
Hashabnyiah. 

3:11 M-Mawchijah t-the son of Hawim, and Hashub t-the son of Pahathmoab, 
w-wepaiwed t-the othew piece, and t-the towew of t-the fuwnyaces. 

3:12 And nyext u-unto him w-wepaiwed Shawwum t-the son of Hawohesh, t-the wuwew 
of t-the hawf pawt of J-Jewusawem, he and his daughtews. 

3:13 The vawwey gate w-wepaiwed Hanyun, and t-the i-inhabitants of Zanyoah; 
they b-buiwt it, and s-set up t-the doows t-theweof, t-the wocks t-theweof, and 
t-the baws t-theweof, and a t-thousand cubits on t-the waww u-unto t-the (* ^ ω ^) d-dung 
gate. 

3:14 But t-the (* ^ ω ^) d-dung gate w-wepaiwed M-Mawchiah t-the son of Wechab, t-the wuwew 
of pawt of Bethhaccewem; he b-buiwt it, and s-set up t-the doows t-theweof, 
t-the wocks t-theweof, and t-the baws t-theweof. 

3:15 But t-the gate of t-the fountain w-wepaiwed Shawwun t-the son of 
C-Cowhozeh, t-the wuwew of pawt of M-Mizpah; he b-buiwt it, and covewed it, 
and s-set up t-the doows t-theweof, t-the wocks t-theweof, and t-the baws t-theweof, 
and t-the waww of t-the poow of Siwoah by t-the king's gawden, and u-unto t-the 
s-staiws that go down fwom t-the city of David. 

3:16 Aftew him w-wepaiwed Nyehemiah t-the son of Azbuk, t-the wuwew of t-the 
hawf pawt of B-Bethzuw, u-unto t-the pwace o-ovew against t-the sepuwchwes of 
D-David, and to t-the poow that w-was made, and u-unto t-the house of t-the 
mighty. 

3:17 Aftew him w-wepaiwed t-the W-Wevites, Wehum t-the son of Banyi. Nyext u-unto 
him w-wepaiwed Hashabiah, t-the wuwew of t-the hawf pawt of Keiwah, in his 
p-pawt. 

3:18 Aftew him w-wepaiwed theiw bwethwen, Bavai t-the son of Henyadad, t-the 
wuwew of t-the hawf pawt of (=^･ｪ･^=) K-Keiwah. 

3:19 And nyext to him w-wepaiwed E-Ezew t-the son of Jeshua, t-the wuwew of 
Mizpah, anyothew piece o-ovew against t-the g-going up to t-the awmouwy a-at t-the 
tuwnying of t-the waww. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Aftew him Bawuch t-the son of Zabbai eawnyestwy w-wepaiwed t-the othew 
piece, fwom t-the tuwnying of t-the waww u-unto t-the doow of t-the house of 
Ewiashib t-the high pwiest. 

3:21 Aftew him w-wepaiwed M-Mewemoth t-the son of Uwijah t-the son of K-Koz 
anyothew piece, fwom t-the doow of t-the house of Ewiashib even to t-the end 
of t-the house of E-Ewiashib. 

3-3:22 And aftew him w-wepaiwed t-the p-pwiests, t-the men of t-the pwain. 

3:23 Aftew him w-wepaiwed Benjamin and Hashub o-ovew against theiw house. 

Aftew him w-wepaiwed A-Azawiah t-the son of >w< M-Maaseiah t-the son of Anyanyiah by 
his house. 

3:24 Aftew him w-wepaiwed Binnyui t-the son of Henyadad anyothew piece, fwom 
t-the house of A-Azawiah u-unto t-the tuwnying of t-the waww, even u-unto t-the 
cownyew. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 Pawaw t-the son of Uzai, o-ovew against t-the tuwnying of t-the waww, and 
t-the towew which wieth out fwom t-the king's high h-house, that w-was by t-the 
couwt of t-the pwison. Aftew him Pedaiah t-the son of P-Pawosh. 

3:26 Moweovew t-the Nyethinyims d-dwewt in Ophew, u-unto t-the pwace o-ovew 
against t-the w-watew gate towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and t-the towew that wieth ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

3-3:27 Aftew t-them t-the Tekoites w-wepaiwed anyothew piece, o-ovew against t-the 
gweat towew that wieth (* ^ ω ^) o-out, even u-unto t-the waww of Ophew. 

3:28 Fwom a-above t-the h-howse gate w-wepaiwed t-the p-pwiests, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye o-ovew 
against his house. 

3-3:29 Aftew t-them w-wepaiwed Zadok t-the son of Immew o-ovew against his 
house. 

Aftew him w-wepaiwed awso Shemaiah t-the son of S-Shechanyiah, t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of 
t-the east gate. 

3:30 Aftew him w-wepaiwed Hanyanyiah t-the son of Shewemiah, and Hanyun t-the 
sixth son of Zawaph, anyothew p-piece. Aftew him w-wepaiwed Meshuwwam t-the 
son of Bewechiah o-ovew against his chambew. 

3:31 Aftew him w-wepaiwed M-Mawchiah t-the gowdsmith's son u-unto t-the pwace of 
t-the Nyethinyims, and of t-the mewchants, o-ovew against t-the gate M-Miphkad, 
and to t-the g-going up of t-the cownyew. 

3:32 And b-between t-the g-going up of t-the cownyew u-unto t-the sheep gate 
w-wepaiwed t-the gowdsmiths and t-the mewchants. 

4:1 But it came to pass, that when Sanbawwat heawd that we buiwded t-the 
waww, he w-was w-wwoth, and took gweat i-indignyation, and mocked t-the Jews. 

4-4:2 And he spake befowe his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and t-the awmy of S-Samawia, and 
said, What (^-^*)/ d-do these feebwe Jews? wiww they fowtify themsewves? wiww 
they sacwifice? wiww they make an end in a day? wiww they w-wevive t-the 
s-stonyes out of t-the heaps of t-the wubbish which awe buwnyed? 4:3 Nyow 
Tobiah t-the Ammonyite w-was by him, and he said, Even that which they 
b-buiwd, if a fox go up, he shaww even bweak down theiw stonye waww. 

4-4:4 Heaw, O-O ouw God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe (^人^) d-despised: and tuwn theiw wepwoach upon 
theiw own head, and g-give t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey in t-the wand of captivity: 4-4:5 
And covew nyot theiw inyiquity, and wet nyot theiw sin be bwotted out 
fwom befowe t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have p-pwovoked thee to angew befowe t-the 
buiwdews. 

4:6 S-So b-buiwt we t-the waww; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the waww w-was j-joinyed togethew u-unto 
t-the hawf theweof: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe h-had a mind to wowk. 

4:7 But it came to pass, that when Sanbawwat, and Tobiah, and t-the 
Awabians, and t-the Ammonyites, and t-the Ashdodites, heawd that t-the wawws 
of Jewusawem wewe m-made up, and that t-the b-bweaches began to be stopped, 
t-then they wewe vewy w-wwoth, 4-4:8 And conspiwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them togethew to 
come and to fight against J-Jewusawem, and to hindew it. 

4:9 Nyevewthewess we m-made ouw pwayew u-unto ouw G-God, and s-set a watch 
against t-them day and nyight, because of them. 

4:10 And Judah said, The stwength of t-the beawews of buwdens is 
decayed, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is m-much wubbish; so that we awe nyot abwe to buiwd 
t-the waww. 

4:11 And ouw advewsawies said, They shaww nyot knyow, nyeithew see, tiww 
we come in t-the m-midst among t-them, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them, and c-cause t-the wowk to 
cease. 

4:12 And it came to pass, that when t-the Jews which d-dwewt by t-them came, 
they said u-unto us t-ten times, Fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces whence ye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
u-unto us they wiww be upon you. 

4:13 Thewefowe s-set I in t-the w-wowew pwaces behind t-the waww, and on t-the 
highew pwaces, I even s-set t-the peopwe aftew theiw famiwies with theiw 
swowds, theiw speaws, and theiw bows. 

4:14 And I wooked, and w-wose up, and said u-unto t-the n-nyobwes, and to t-the 
wuwews, and to t-the w-west of t-the p-peopwe, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot ye afwaid of (=`ω´=) t-them: 
(　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the WOWD, which is gweat and (-ω-、) t-tewwibwe, and fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw 
bwethwen, youw ^-^ s-sons, and youw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, youw wives, and youw houses. 

4:15 And it came to pass, when ouw enyemies heawd that it w-was knyown 
u-unto u-us, and God h-had b-bwought theiw counsew to nyought, that we wetuwnyed 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of us to t-the waww, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye u-unto his wowk. 

4:16 And it came to pass fwom that time fowth, that t-the hawf of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wwought in t-the wowk, and t-the othew hawf of t-them hewd both t-the 
speaws, t-the shiewds, and t-the bows, and t-the habewgeons; and t-the wuwews 
wewe behind (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of J-Judah. 

4:17 They which buiwded on t-the waww, and they that bawe b-buwdens, with 
those that waded, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with onye of his h-hands wwought in t-the wowk, 
and with t-the othew hand hewd a weapon. 

4-4:18 Fow t-the buiwdews, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye h-had his s-swowd giwded by his side, and 
so buiwded. And he that sounded t-the twumpet w-was by me. 

4:19 And I said u-unto t-the n-nyobwes, and to t-the wuwews, and to t-the w-west of 
t-the p-peopwe, The wowk is gweat and wawge, and we awe sepawated upon t-the 
waww, onye faw fwom anyothew. 

4:20 In what pwace thewefowe ye h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wesowt 
ye thithew u-unto us: ouw God shaww fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. 

4:21 S-So we wabouwed in t-the wowk: and hawf of t-them hewd t-the speaws fwom 
t-the wising of t-the mownying tiww t-the staws a-appeawed. 

4:22 Wikewise a-at t-the same time said I u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
with his sewvant wodge within J-Jewusawem, that in t-the nyight they may be 
a g-guawd to u-us, and wabouw on t-the d-day. 

4:23 S-So nyeithew I, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvants, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the men of 
t-the g-guawd which f-fowwowed me, nyonye of us put off ouw cwothes, saving 
that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye put t-them off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (o^ ^o)/ w-washing. 

5:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the peopwe and of theiw wives against 
theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Jews. 

5-5:2 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe that said, We, ouw ^-^ s-sons, and ouw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, awe 
many: thewefowe we o(>ω<)o t-take up cown (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, that we may eat, and w-wive. 

5:3 Some awso (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe that said, We have mowtgaged ouw wands, 
vinyeyawds, and houses, that we m-might buy cown, because of t-the deawth. 

5:4 Thewe wewe awso that said, We have bowwowed monyey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's 
t-twibute, and that upon ouw wands and vinyeyawds. 

5:5 Y-Yet nyow ouw fwesh is as t-the fwesh of ouw bwethwen, ouw chiwdwen as 
theiw chiwdwen: and, wo, we bwing into bondage ouw sons and ouw 
daughtews to be sewvants, and s-some of ouw daughtews awe b-bwought u-unto 
bondage a-awweady: nyeithew is it in ouw p-powew to wedeem t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow othew 
men have ouw wands and vinyeyawds. 

5:6 And I w-was vewy angwy when I heawd theiw (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy and these wowds. 

5:7 T-Then I c-consuwted with mysewf, and I webuked t-the n-nyobwes, and t-the 
wuwews, and said u-unto t-them, Ye exact usuwy, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his bwothew. 
And I s-set a gweat assembwy against them. 

5:8 And I said u-unto t-them, We aftew ouw abiwity have wedeemed ouw 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the Jews, which wewe sowd u-unto t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; and wiww ye even 
seww youw (＃￣ω￣) b-bwethwen? ow shaww they be sowd u-unto us? T-Then hewd they 
theiw p-peace, and f-found nyothing to answew. 

5:9 Awso I said, I-It is nyot g-good that ye do: ought ye nyot to wawk in 
t-the f-feaw of ouw God because of t-the wepwoach of t-the heathen ouw 
enyemies? 5:10 I (　･ω･)☞ w-wikewise, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvants, m-might 
exact of t-them monyey and cown: I p-pway y-you, wet us weave off this usuwy. 

5:11 Westowe, I p-pway y-you, to t-them, even this day, theiw wands, theiw 
vinyeyawds, theiw o-owiveyawds, and theiw houses, awso t-the hundwedth pawt 
of t-the monyey, and of t-the cown, t-the winye, and t-the oiw, that ye exact of 
them. 

5:12 T-Then said they, We wiww westowe t-them, and wiww wequiwe nyothing of 
t-them; so wiww we (^-^*)/ d-do as t-thou sayest. T-Then I cawwed t-the p-pwiests, and 
took an o-oath of t-them, that they shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to this pwomise. 

5-5:13 Awso I shook o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wap, and said, S-So God s-shake out {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom 
his h-house, and fwom his wabouw, that p-pewfowmeth nyot this pwomise, even 
thus be he shaken (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and emptied. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation said, 
Amen, and pwaised t-the WOWD. And t-the peopwe did a-accowding to this 
pwomise. 

5:14 Moweovew fwom t-the time that I w-was appointed to be theiw govewnyow 
in t-the wand of Judah, fwom t-the (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw even u-unto t-the two and 
thiwtieth yeaw of A-Awtaxewxes t-the king, that is, twewve yeaws, I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen have nyot eaten t-the bwead of t-the govewnyow. 

5:15 But t-the f-fowmew govewnyows that h-had b-been befowe m-me wewe c-chawgeabwe 
u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and h-had taken of t-them bwead and winye, beside f-fowty 
shekews of s-siwvew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, even theiw (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants bawe w-wuwe o-ovew t-the peopwe: 
but so did nyot I, because of t-the f-feaw of God. 

5:16 Yea, awso I continyued in t-the wowk of this waww, nyeithew bought we 
any wand: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wewe gathewed thithew u-unto t-the wowk. 

5:17 Moweovew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe an hundwed and fifty of t-the Jews 
and wuwews, beside those that came u-unto us fwom among t-the heathen that 
awe about us. 

5:18 Nyow that which w-was pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me daiwy w-was onye (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox and six 
choice sheep; awso f-fowws wewe pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and o-once in t-ten days 
stowe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sowts of winye: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this wequiwed nyot I t-the bwead 
of t-the govewnyow, because t-the bondage w-was h-heavy upon this peopwe. 

5:19 Think upon me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have 
donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this peopwe. 

6-6:1 Nyow it came to pass when Sanbawwat, and Tobiah, and G-Geshem t-the 
Awabian, and t-the w-west of ouw >_> e-enyemies, heawd that I h-had buiwded t-the 
waww, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bweach weft thewein; (though a-at that time 
I h-had nyot s-set up t-the doows upon t-the gates;) 6:2 That Sanbawwat and 
G-Geshem sent u-unto me, s-saying, Come, wet us meet togethew in s-some onye of 
t-the v-viwwages in t-the pwain of Onyo. But they thought to (^-^*)/ d-do m-me mischief. 

6:3 And I sent m-messengews u-unto t-them, s-saying, I am doing a gweat wowk, 
so that I c-cannyot come down: why shouwd t-the wowk cease, whiwst I weave 
it, and come down to y-you? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Y-Yet they sent u-unto m-me fouw times aftew 
this sowt; and I answewed t-them aftew t-the same mannyew. 

6:5 T-Then sent Sanbawwat his sewvant u-unto m-me in w-wike m-mannyew t-the fifth 
time with an open wettew in his hand; 6:6 Whewein w-was wwitten, I-It is 
wepowted among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and Gashmu saith it, that t-thou and t-the 
Jews think to webew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which c-cause t-thou b-buiwdest t-the waww, that t-thou 
mayest be theiw king, a-accowding to these wowds. 

6:7 And t-thou hast awso appointed pwophets to pweach of thee a-at 
J-Jewusawem, s-saying, Thewe is a king in Judah: and nyow shaww it be 
wepowted to t-the king a-accowding to these wowds. Come nyow thewefowe, and 
wet us o(>ω<)o t-take counsew togethew. 

6:8 T-Then I sent u-unto him, s-saying, Thewe awe nyo such things donye as 
t-thou sayest, but t-thou feignyest t-them out of thinye own heawt. 

6:9 Fow they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-made us afwaid, s-saying, (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw h-hands shaww be weakenyed 
fwom t-the wowk, that it be nyot donye. Nyow thewefowe, O-O G-God, stwengthen 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands. 

6:10 Aftewwawd I came u-unto t-the house of Shemaiah t-the son of Dewaiah 
t-the son of Mehetabeew, who w-was s-shut up; and he said, Wet us meet 
togethew in t-the house of G-God, within t-the t-tempwe, and wet us s-shut t-the 
doows of t-the tempwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww come to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway thee; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, in t-the 
nyight wiww they come to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway thee. 

6:11 And I said, Shouwd such a man as I fwee? and who is thewe, that, 
being as I am, w-wouwd go into t-the tempwe to s-save his wife? I wiww nyot 
go in. 

6:12 And, wo, I pewceived that God h-had nyot sent h-him; but that he 
pwonyounced this pwophecy against me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Tobiah and Sanbawwat h-had 
h-hiwed h-him. 

6:13 Thewefowe w-was he hiwed, that I shouwd be afwaid, and (^-^*)/ d-do so, and 
sin, and that they m-might have mattew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an eviw (T_T) w-wepowt, that they 
m-might wepwoach me. 

6:14 My G-God, think t-thou upon Tobiah and Sanbawwat a-accowding to these 
theiw wowks, and on t-the pwophetess Nyoadiah, and t-the w-west of t-the 
pwophets, that w-wouwd have put m-me in feaw. 

6:15 S-So t-the waww w-was finyished in t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fifth day of t-the month 
Ewuw, in fifty and two days. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And it came to pass, that when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw enyemies heawd t-theweof, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heathen that wewe about us saw these things, they wewe m-much 
cast down in theiw own eyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they pewceived that this wowk w-was 
wwought of ouw God. 

6-6:17 Moweovew in those days t-the nyobwes of Judah sent many wettews u-unto 
Tobiah, and t-the wettews of Tobiah came u-unto them. 

6:18 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe many in Judah swown u-unto him, because he w-was t-the 
son in (☆▽☆) w-waw of Shechanyiah t-the son of Awah; and his son Johanyan h-had 
taken t-the daughtew of Meshuwwam t-the son of Bewechiah. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 Awso they wepowted his g-good deeds befowe me, and uttewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds 
to h-him. And Tobiah sent wettews to put m-me in feaw. 

7:1 Nyow it came to pass, when t-the waww w-was buiwt, and I h-had s-set up t-the 
doows, and t-the p-powtews and t-the s-singews and t-the Wevites wewe appointed, 
7:2 That I gave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew Hanyanyi, and Hanyanyiah t-the wuwew of t-the 
pawace, chawge o-ovew Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was a faithfuw ^.^ m-man, and feawed 
God a-above many. 

7-7:3 And I said u-unto t-them, Wet nyot t-the gates of Jewusawem be openyed 
untiw t-the sun be hot; and whiwe they stand by, wet t-them s-shut t-the 
doows, and baw (=`ω´=) t-them: and appoint watches of t-the i-inhabitants of 
J-Jewusawem, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in his watch, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to be o-ovew against 
his house. 

7:4 Nyow t-the city w-was wawge and (=`ω´=) g-gweat: but t-the peopwe wewe f-few thewein, 
and t-the houses wewe nyot buiwded. 

7:5 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God put into minye heawt to gathew togethew t-the n-nyobwes, and 
t-the wuwews, and t-the p-peopwe, that they m-might be w-weckonyed by genyeawogy. 
And I f-found a wegistew of t-the g-genyeawogy of t-them which came up a-at t-the 
fiwst, and f-found wwitten thewein, 7:6 These awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the 
p-pwovince, that went up out of t-the c-captivity, of those that h-had b-been 
cawwied away, whom Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king of Babywon h-had cawwied 
away, and came again to Jewusawem and to Judah, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye u-unto his 
c-city; 7-7:7 Who came with Z-Zewubbabew, Jeshua, Nyehemiah, A-Azawiah, 
Waamiah, Nyahamanyi, Mowdecai, Biwshan, M-Mispeweth, Bigvai, (*^.^*) N-Nyehum, 
Baanyah. The nyumbew, I say, of t-the men of t-the peopwe of Iswaew w-was 
this; (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 The chiwdwen of Pawosh, two t-thousand an hundwed s-seventy and 
t-two. 

7:9 The chiwdwen of Shephatiah, thwee hundwed s-seventy and t-two. 

7:10 The chiwdwen of Awah, six hundwed fifty and t-two. 

7:11 The chiwdwen of Pahathmoab, of t-the chiwdwen of Jeshua and ( ╥ω╥ ) J-Joab, 
two t-thousand and eight hundwed and eighteen. 

7:12 The chiwdwen of Ewam, a t-thousand two hundwed fifty and fouw. 

7:13 The chiwdwen of Zattu, eight hundwed f-fowty and five. 

7:14 The chiwdwen of Zaccai, seven hundwed and t-thweescowe. 

7:15 The chiwdwen of Binnyui, six hundwed f-fowty and eight. 

7:16 The chiwdwen of B-Bebai, six hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight. 

7:17 The chiwdwen of (≧◡≦) A-Azgad, two t-thousand thwee hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and t-two. 

7:18 The chiwdwen of Adonyikam, six hundwed (o_O)! t-thweescowe and seven. 

xDD 7-7:19 The chiwdwen of Bigvai, two t-thousand (o_O)! t-thweescowe and seven. 

7:20 The chiwdwen of Adin, six hundwed fifty and five. 

7:21 The chiwdwen of A-Atew of Hezekiah, nyinyety and eight. 

7:22 The chiwdwen of Hashum, thwee hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight. 

7:23 The chiwdwen of (=`ω´=) B-Bezai, thwee hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouw. 

7:24 The chiwdwen of Hawiph, an hundwed and twewve. 

7:25 The chiwdwen of G-Gibeon, nyinyety and five. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 The men of >_> B-Bethwehem and Nyetophah, an hundwed fouwscowe and 
eight. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 The men of Anyathoth, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight. 

7:28 The men of Bethazmaveth, f-fowty and t-two. 

7:29 The men of Kiwjathjeawim, C-Chephiwah, and B-Beewoth, seven hundwed 
f-fowty and thwee. 

7:30 The men of W-Wamah and G-Gaba, six hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and onye. 

7:31 The men of Michmas, an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and t-two. 

7-7:32 The men of Bethew and Ai, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and thwee. 

7:33 The men of t-the othew Nyebo, fifty and t-two. 

7:34 The chiwdwen of t-the othew Ewam, a t-thousand two hundwed fifty and 
fouw. 

7:35 The chiwdwen of Hawim, thwee hundwed and twenty. 

7:36 The chiwdwen of Jewicho, thwee hundwed f-fowty and five. 

7:37 The chiwdwen of Wod, H-Hadid, and Onyo, seven hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and 
onye. 

o(>< )o 7-7:38 The chiwdwen of Senyaah, thwee t-thousand nyinye hundwed and t-thiwty. 

7:39 The pwiests: t-the chiwdwen of Jedaiah, of t-the house of Jeshua, 
nyinye hundwed s-seventy and thwee. 

7-7:40 The chiwdwen of Immew, a t-thousand fifty and t-two. 

7:41 The chiwdwen of Pashuw, a t-thousand two hundwed f-fowty and seven. 

7:42 The chiwdwen of Hawim, a t-thousand and seventeen. 

7:43 The Wevites: t-the chiwdwen of Jeshua, of Kadmiew, and of t-the 
chiwdwen of Hodevah, s-seventy and fouw. 

7-7:44 The singews: t-the chiwdwen of Asaph, an hundwed f-fowty and eight. 

7:45 The powtews: t-the chiwdwen of Shawwum, t-the chiwdwen of Atew, t-the 
chiwdwen of Tawmon, t-the chiwdwen of Akkub, t-the chiwdwen of Hatita, t-the 
chiwdwen of Shobai, an hundwed thiwty and eight. 

7-7:46 The Nyethinyims: t-the chiwdwen of Ziha, t-the chiwdwen of Hashupha, 
t-the chiwdwen of T-Tabbaoth, 7:47 The chiwdwen of ( =ω=)..nyaa K-Kewos, t-the chiwdwen of 
Sia, t-the chiwdwen of Padon, 7:48 The chiwdwen of Webanya, t-the chiwdwen 
of H-Hagaba, t-the chiwdwen of Shawmai, 7:49 The chiwdwen of Hanyan, t-the 
chiwdwen of Giddew, t-the chiwdwen of Gahaw, 7:50 The chiwdwen of 
W-Weaiah, t-the chiwdwen of Wezin, t-the chiwdwen of Nyekoda, 7:51 The 
chiwdwen of Gazzam, t-the chiwdwen of U-Uzza, t-the chiwdwen of Phaseah, 
|･ω･) 7-7:52 The chiwdwen of Besai, t-the chiwdwen of Meunyim, t-the chiwdwen of 
N-Nyephishesim, 7:53 The chiwdwen of Bakbuk, t-the chiwdwen of Hakupha, t-the 
chiwdwen of H-Hawhuw, 7:54 The chiwdwen of Bazwith, t-the chiwdwen of 
Mehida, t-the chiwdwen of H-Hawsha, 7:55 The chiwdwen of (o´∀`o) B-Bawkos, t-the 
chiwdwen of Sisewa, t-the chiwdwen of T-Tamah, 7:56 The chiwdwen of 
Nyeziah, t-the chiwdwen of Hatipha. 

7:57 The chiwdwen of S-Sowomon's sewvants: t-the chiwdwen of Sotai, t-the 
chiwdwen of S-Sopheweth, t-the chiwdwen of Pewida, >w< *screams* 7-7:58 The chiwdwen of 
Jaawa, t-the chiwdwen of D-Dawkon, t-the chiwdwen of Giddew, ♡(｡- ω -) 7-7:59 The 
chiwdwen of Shephatiah, t-the chiwdwen of Hattiw, t-the chiwdwen of 
Pocheweth of Zebaim, t-the chiwdwen of Amon. 

7:60 Aww t-the Nyethinyims, and t-the chiwdwen of S-Sowomon's sewvants, wewe 
thwee hundwed nyinyety and t-two. 

7:61 And these wewe they which went up awso fwom T-Tewmewah, Tewhawesha, 
C-Chewub, Addon, and Immew: but they couwd nyot s-shew theiw fathew's 
h-house, (=`ω´=) n-nyow theiw seed, whethew they wewe of Iswaew. 

7:62 The chiwdwen of Dewaiah, t-the chiwdwen of Tobiah, t-the chiwdwen of 
Nyekoda, six hundwed f-fowty and t-two. 

7:63 And of t-the pwiests: t-the chiwdwen of Habaiah, t-the chiwdwen of K-Koz, 
t-the chiwdwen of B-Bawziwwai, which took onye of t-the daughtews of 
Bawziwwai t-the G-Giweadite to wife, and w-was cawwed aftew theiw nyame. 

7:64 These sought theiw wegistew among those that wewe w-weckonyed by 
genyeawogy, but it w-was nyot f-found: thewefowe wewe they, as powwuted, put 
fwom t-the p-pwiesthood. 

7:65 And t-the Tiwshatha said u-unto t-them, that they shouwd nyot e-eat of t-the 
most h-howy things, tiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood up a pwiest with Uwim and Thummim. 

7:66 The w-whowe c-congwegation togethew w-was f-fowty and two t-thousand thwee 
hundwed and thweescowe, 7:67 Beside theiw mansewvants and theiw 
maidsewvants, of whom (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven t-thousand thwee hundwed thiwty 
and s-seven: and they h-had two hundwed f-fowty and five singing men and 
singing w-women. 

7:68 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw howses, seven hundwed thiwty and six: theiw muwes, two 
hundwed f-fowty and five: (☆▽☆) 7-7:69 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw camews, fouw hundwed thiwty and 
five: six t-thousand seven hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty a-asses. 

7:70 And s-some of t-the chief of t-the f-fathews gave u-unto t-the wowk. The 
Tiwshatha gave to t-the tweasuwe a t-thousand dwams of gowd, fifty basons, 
five hundwed and thiwty pwiests' (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. 

7:71 And s-some of t-the chief of t-the f-fathews gave to t-the tweasuwe of t-the 
wowk ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand dwams of gowd, and two t-thousand and two hundwed 
pound of siwvew. 

7-7:72 And that which t-the w-west of t-the peopwe gave w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand 
dwams of gowd, and two t-thousand pound of s-siwvew, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe and 
seven pwiests' (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. 

7:73 S-So t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, and t-the powtews, and t-the 
singews, and s-some of t-the p-peopwe, and t-the Nyethinyims, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, 
d-dwewt in theiw cities; and when t-the seventh month came, t-the chiwdwen 
of Iswaew wewe in theiw cities. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe gathewed themsewves togethew as onye man into 
t-the stweet that w-was befowe t-the w-watew gate; and they spake u-unto Ezwa 
t-the scwibe to bwing t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, which t-the WOWD h-had 
commanded to Iswaew. 

8-8:2 And Ezwa t-the pwiest b-bwought t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw befowe t-the c-congwegation both 
of men and (*°▽°*) w-women, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that couwd h-heaw with u-undewstanding, upon t-the 
fiwst day of t-the seventh m-month. 

8:3 And he wead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein befowe t-the stweet that w-was befowe t-the w-watew 
gate fwom t-the mownying untiw midday, befowe t-the men and t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and 
those that couwd u-undewstand; and t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe 
a-attentive u-unto t-the book of t-the waw. 

8:4 And Ezwa t-the scwibe s-stood upon a puwpit of wood, which they h-had 
m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the puwpose; and beside him s-stood M-Mattithiah, and Shema, and 
Anyaiah, and Uwijah, and Hiwkiah, and Maaseiah, on his wight hand; and 
on his weft hand, Pedaiah, and Mishaew, and Mawchiah, and Hashum, and 
(o^▽^o) H-Hashbadanya, Z-Zechawiah, and Meshuwwam. 

8-8:5 And Ezwa openyed t-the book in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe; (fow he 
w-was a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe;) and when he openyed it, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe s-stood 
up: 8:6 And Ezwa bwessed t-the WOWD, t-the gweat God. And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe 
answewed, Amen, Amen, with wifting up theiw hands: and they b-bowed 
theiw heads, and w-wowshipped t-the WOWD with theiw faces to t-the gwound. 

8:7 Awso Jeshua, and Banyi, and Shewebiah, Jamin, Akkub, S-Shabbethai, 
Hodijah, Maaseiah, Kewita, A-Azawiah, Jozabad, Hanyan, P-Pewaiah, and t-the 
W-Wevites, caused t-the peopwe to undewstand t-the waw: and t-the peopwe s-stood 
in theiw pwace. 

8:8 S-So they wead in t-the book in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of God distinctwy, and gave 
t-the sense, and caused t-them to undewstand t-the ( ~*-*)~ w-weading. 

8:9 And Nyehemiah, which is t-the Tiwshatha, and Ezwa t-the pwiest t-the 
s-scwibe, and t-the Wevites that taught t-the p-peopwe, said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
p-peopwe, This day is h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD youw God; m-mouwn nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-weep. 
Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe w-wept, when they heawd t-the w-wowds of t-the waw. 

8-8:10 T-Then he said u-unto t-them, Go youw way, e-eat t-the fat, and dwink t-the 
sweet, and send powtions u-unto t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom nyothing is pwepawed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
this day is h-howy u-unto ouw WOWD: nyeithew be ye s-sowwy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the joy of 
t-the WOWD is youw s-stwength. 

8-8:11 S-So t-the Wevites stiwwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, Howd youw p-peace, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day is (＃￣ω￣) h-howy; nyeithew be ye gwieved. 

8:12 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe went theiw w-way to eat, and to dwink, and to 
send powtions, and to make gweat miwth, because they h-had undewstood 
t-the w-wowds that wewe d-decwawed u-unto them. 

8-8:13 And on t-the second day wewe gathewed togethew t-the chief of t-the 
f-fathews of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, u-unto Ezwa t-the 
s-scwibe, even to undewstand t-the w-wowds of t-the waw. 

8:14 And they f-found wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw which t-the WOWD h-had commanded by 
Moses, that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shouwd dweww in booths in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast 
of t-the seventh (o_O) m-month: 8:15 And that they shouwd pubwish and pwocwaim 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw cities, and in J-Jewusawem, s-saying, Go fowth u-unto t-the 
mount, and fetch owive bwanches, and pinye bwanches, and m-mywtwe 
bwanches, and (o-_-o) p-pawm bwanches, and bwanches of thick twees, to make 
b-booths, as it is w-wwitten. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 S-So t-the peopwe went fowth, and b-bwought t-them, and m-made themsewves 
b-booths, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye upon t-the woof of his h-house, and in theiw couwts, and 
in t-the couwts of t-the house of G-God, and in t-the stweet of t-the w-watew 
gate, and in t-the stweet of t-the gate of Ephwaim. 

8:17 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-congwegation of t-them that wewe come again out of t-the 
captivity m-made b-booths, and sat undew t-the booths: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow since t-the days of 
Jeshua t-the son of N-Nyun u-unto that day h-had nyot t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
donye so. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was vewy gweat gwadnyess. 

8-8:18 Awso day by day, fwom t-the fiwst day u-unto t-the wast day, he wead in 
t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of God. And they kept t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast seven days; and on 
t-the eighth day w-was a sowemn assembwy, a-accowding u-unto t-the mannyew. 

9:1 Nyow in t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and fouwth day of this month t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew wewe assembwed with f-fasting, and with s-sackcwothes, and eawth 
upon them. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And t-the seed of Iswaew sepawated themsewves fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww stwangews, 
and s-stood and confessed theiw sins, and t-the inyiquities of theiw 
fathews. 

9:3 And they s-stood up in theiw pwace, and wead in t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw 
of t-the WOWD theiw God onye fouwth pawt of t-the >_> d-day; and anyothew fouwth 
pawt they c-confessed, and w-wowshipped t-the WOWD theiw God. 

9:4 T-Then s-stood up upon t-the staiws, of t-the W-Wevites, Jeshua, and Banyi, 
Kadmiew, (*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, B-Bunnyi, Shewebiah, Banyi, and Chenyanyi, and cwied 
with a w-woud voice u-unto t-the WOWD theiw God. 

9:5 T-Then t-the W-Wevites, Jeshua, and Kadmiew, Banyi, Hashabnyiah, 
Shewebiah, Hodijah, (*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, and P-Pethahiah, said, Stand up and bwess 
t-the WOWD youw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: and bwessed be thy gwowious nyame, 
which is exawted a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bwessing and pwaise. 

9:6 Thou, even thou, awt WOWD awonye; t-thou hast m-made heaven, t-the heaven 
of (^ω~) h-heavens, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw host, t-the eawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe 
thewein, t-the seas, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein, and t-thou pwesewvest t-them 
aww; and t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven wowshippeth thee. 

9:7 T-Thou awt t-the WOWD t-the G-God, who didst choose (*^.^*) A-Abwam, and b-bwoughtest 
him fowth out of U-Uw of t-the Chawdees, and gavest him t-the nyame of 
Abwaham; 9:8 And foundest his heawt faithfuw befowe thee, and madest a 
c-covenyant with him to g-give t-the wand of t-the Canyaanyites, t-the Hittites, 
t-the A-Amowites, and t-the Pewizzites, and t-the J-Jebusites, and t-the 
Giwgashites, to g-give it, I say, to his seed, and hast ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed thy 
(つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt w-wighteous: 9:9 And didst s-see t-the affwiction of ouw 
f-fathews in Egypt, and heawdest theiw (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy by t-the Wed sea; (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And 
shewedst signs and w-wondews upon Phawaoh, and on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants, and 
on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of his wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou knyewest that they d-deawt 
pwoudwy against them. S-So didst t-thou get thee a nyame, as it is this 
d-day. 

9-9:11 And t-thou didst divide t-the sea befowe t-them, so that they went 
thwough t-the m-midst of t-the sea on t-the dwy wand; and theiw pewsecutows 
t-thou t-thwewest into t-the deeps, as a stonye into t-the mighty watews. 

9:12 Moweovew t-thou weddest t-them in t-the day by a cwoudy piwwaw; and in 
t-the nyight by a piwwaw of f-fiwe, to g-give t-them wight in t-the w-way whewein 
they shouwd go. 

9:13 T-Thou camest down awso upon mount S-Sinyai, and s-spakest with t-them 
fwom heaven, and gavest t-them wight judgments, and twue w-waws, g-good 
s-statutes and commandments: 9-9:14 And madest knyown u-unto t-them thy h-howy 
sabbath, and commandedst t-them p-pwecepts, s-statutes, and w-waws, by t-the 
hand of Moses thy sewvant: 9:15 And gavest t-them bwead fwom heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw h-hungew, and b-bwoughtest fowth w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them out of t-the w-wock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw thiwst, and pwomisedst t-them that they shouwd go in to possess 
t-the wand which t-thou hadst swown to g-give them. 

9:16 But they and ouw f-fathews d-deawt pwoudwy, and hawdenyed theiw nyecks, 
and heawkenyed nyot to thy commandments, 9:17 And wefused to obey, 
nyeithew wewe mindfuw of thy w-wondews that t-thou didst among t-them; but 
hawdenyed theiw nyecks, and in theiw webewwion appointed a c-captain to 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to theiw b-bondage: but t-thou awt a God weady to pawdon, gwacious 
and m-mewcifuw, swow to angew, and of gweat k-kindnyess, and f-fowsookest 
t-them n-nyot. 

9:18 Yea, when they h-had m-made t-them a mowten cawf, and said, This is thy 
God that b-bwought thee up out of Egypt, and h-had wwought gweat 
pwovocations; 9:19 Y-Yet t-thou in thy manyifowd mewcies f-fowsookest t-them 
nyot in t-the wiwdewnyess: t-the piwwaw of t-the cwoud depawted nyot fwom t-them 
by day, to wead t-them in t-the way; nyeithew t-the piwwaw of fiwe by nyight, 
to s-shew t-them wight, and t-the w-way whewein they shouwd go. 

9:20 T-Thou gavest awso thy g-good spiwit to (=`ω´=) i-instwuct t-them, and 
withhewdest nyot thy mannya fwom theiw mouth, and gavest t-them w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw t-thiwst. 

9:21 Yea, f-fowty yeaws didst t-thou sustain t-them in t-the wiwdewnyess, so 
that they w-wacked nyothing; theiw cwothes (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed nyot o-owd, and theiw feet 
swewwed n-nyot. 

9:22 Moweovew t-thou gavest t-them (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms and n-nyations, and didst divide 
t-them into cownyews: so they p-possessed t-the wand of Sihon, and t-the wand 
of t-the king of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and t-the wand of Og king of B-Bashan. 

9:23 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw chiwdwen awso muwtipwiedst t-thou as t-the staws of heaven, and 
b-bwoughtest t-them into t-the wand, c-concewnying which t-thou hadst pwomised to 
theiw fathews, that they shouwd go in to possess it. 

9:24 S-So t-the chiwdwen went in and p-possessed t-the wand, and t-thou 
s-subduedst befowe t-them t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, t-the Canyaanyites, and 
gavest t-them into theiw hands, with theiw kings, and t-the peopwe of t-the 
wand, that they m-might (^-^*)/ d-do with t-them as they wouwd. 

9:25 And they took stwong cities, and a fat wand, and p-possessed houses 
f-fuww of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww goods, w-wewws o(>ω<)o *sweats* d-digged, vinyeyawds, and o-owiveyawds, and fwuit 
twees in abundance: so they did eat, and wewe fiwwed, and became fat, 
and dewighted themsewves in thy gweat g-goodnyess. 

9:26 Nyevewthewess they wewe disobedient, and webewwed against thee, 
and cast thy (☆▽☆) w-waw behind theiw b-backs, and swew thy pwophets which 
testified against t-them to tuwn t-them to thee, and they wwought gweat 
pwovocations. 

9:27 Thewefowe t-thou dewivewedst t-them into t-the hand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, 
who vexed (=`ω´=) t-them: and in t-the time of theiw twoubwe, when they cwied u-unto 
thee, t-thou heawdest t-them fwom heaven; and a-accowding to thy manyifowd 
mewcies t-thou gavest t-them saviouws, who saved t-them out of t-the hand of 
theiw enyemies. 

9-9:28 But aftew they h-had west, they did eviw again befowe t-thee: 
thewefowe weftest t-thou t-them in t-the wand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, so that they 
h-had t-the dominyion o-ovew (=`ω´=) t-them: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet when they wetuwnyed, and cwied u-unto 
thee, t-thou heawdest t-them fwom heaven; and many times didst t-thou 
d-dewivew t-them a-accowding to thy mewcies; 9:29 And testifiedst against 
t-them, that t-thou mightest bwing t-them again u-unto thy waw: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they d-deawt 
pwoudwy, and heawkenyed nyot u-unto thy commandments, but sinnyed against 
thy judgments, (-(which if a man do, he shaww wive in them;) and 
w-withdwew t-the (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and hawdenyed theiw nyeck, and w-wouwd nyot heaw. 

9:30 Y-Yet many yeaws didst t-thou fowbeaw t-them, and testifiedst against 
t-them by thy spiwit in thy p-pwophets: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wouwd they nyot g-give eaw: 
thewefowe gavest t-thou t-them into t-the hand of t-the peopwe of t-the wands. 

9:31 Nyevewthewess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy gweat m-mewcies' sake t-thou didst nyot u-uttewwy 
consume t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowsake t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt a gwacious and m-mewcifuw 
God. 

9:32 Nyow thewefowe, ouw G-God, t-the g-gweat, t-the mighty, and t-the t-tewwibwe 
G-God, who k-keepest c-covenyant and m-mewcy, wet nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twoubwe seem 
ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe befowe thee, that hath come upon u-us, on ouw kings, on ouw 
pwinces, and on ouw p-pwiests, and on ouw pwophets, and on ouw fathews, 
and on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy p-peopwe, since t-the time of t-the kings of Assywia u-unto 
this d-day. 

9:33 Howbeit t-thou awt just in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is b-bwought upon us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou 
hast donye (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, but we have donye wickedwy: 9:34 N-Nyeithew have ouw 
kings, ouw pwinces, ouw p-pwiests, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ouw fathews, kept thy w-waw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
heawkenyed u-unto thy c-commandments and thy testimonyies, whewewith t-thou 
didst t-testify against them. 

9:35 Fow they have nyot sewved thee in theiw k-kingdom, and in thy gweat 
goodnyess that t-thou gavest t-them, and in t-the wawge and fat wand which 
t-thou gavest befowe t-them, nyeithew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed they fwom theiw wicked wowks. 

9:36 Behowd, we awe (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants this day, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand that t-thou 
gavest u-unto ouw f-fathews to e-eat t-the fwuit theweof and t-the g-good t-theweof, 
b-behowd, we awe (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants in i-it: 9:37 And it yiewdeth m-much incwease u-unto 
t-the kings whom t-thou hast s-set o-ovew us because of ouw (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: awso they 
have dominyion o-ovew ouw bodies, and o-ovew ouw cattwe, a-at theiw p-pweasuwe, 
and we awe in gweat d-distwess. 

9:38 And because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this we make a suwe c-covenyant, and wwite it; 
and ouw pwinces, W-Wevites, and p-pwiests, s-seaw u-unto it. 

10:1 Nyow those that seawed (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, Nyehemiah, t-the Tiwshatha, t-the son of 
Hachawiah, and Zidkijah, 1-10:2 Sewaiah, A-Azawiah, Jewemiah, 10:3 Pashuw, 
Amawiah, Mawchijah, 10:4 Hattush, (*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, Mawwuch, 1-10:5 Hawim, 
Mewemoth, (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, 10:6 Danyiew, Ginnyethon, Bawuch, 10:7 Meshuwwam, 
A-Abijah, Mijamin, 10:8 Maaziah, Biwgai, Shemaiah: these wewe t-the 
pwiests. 

10:9 And t-the Wevites: both Jeshua t-the son of Azanyiah, Binnyui of t-the 
sons of Henyadad, Kadmiew; 10:10 And theiw bwethwen, (*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, 
Hodijah, Kewita, P-Pewaiah, Hanyan, 1-10:11 Micha, W-Wehob, Hashabiah, (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 
Z-Zaccuw, Shewebiah, (*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Hodijah, Banyi, Benyinyu. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 The chief of t-the peopwe; Pawosh, Pahathmoab, Ewam, Zatthu, Banyi, 
10:15 B-Bunnyi, (≧◡≦) A-Azgad, B-Bebai, 1-10:16 Adonyijah, Bigvai, Adin, 1-10:17 Atew, 
Hizkijah, Azzuw, 10:18 Hodijah, Hashum, (=`ω´=) B-Bezai, 10:19 Hawiph, Anyathoth, 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ N-Nyebai, (・_・ヾ 1-10:20 Magpiash, Meshuwwam, Heziw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 (--_--) M-Meshezabeew, Z-Zadok, 
Jaddua, 10:22 Pewatiah, Hanyan, Anyaiah, 1-10:23 Hoshea, Hanyanyiah, Hashub, 
10:24 Hawwohesh, Piweha, Shobek, 10:25 Wehum, Hashabnyah, Maaseiah, 
10:26 And A-Ahijah, Hanyan, A-Anyan, 10:27 Mawwuch, Hawim, Baanyah. 

1-10:28 And t-the w-west of t-the p-peopwe, t-the p-pwiests, t-the W-Wevites, t-the 
powtews, t-the singews, t-the Nyethinyims, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that h-had sepawated 
themsewves fwom t-the peopwe of t-the wands u-unto t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of G-God, theiw 
wives, theiw ^-^ s-sons, and theiw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye h-having knyowwedge, 
and h-having undewstanding; 10:29 They (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave to theiw bwethwen, theiw 
n-nyobwes, and entewed into a cuwse, and into an o-oath, to wawk in God's 
w-waw, which w-was given by Moses t-the sewvant of G-God, and to o-obsewve and 
(^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments of t-the WOWD ouw W-Wowd, and his judgments and 
his s-statutes; 10:30 And that we w-wouwd nyot g-give ouw daughtews u-unto t-the 
peopwe of t-the wand, nyot o(>ω<)o t-take theiw daughtews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw sons: 10:31 And 
if t-the peopwe of t-the wand bwing wawe ow any v-victuaws on t-the sabbath 
day to seww, that we w-wouwd nyot buy it of t-them on t-the sabbath, ow on 
t-the h-howy day: and that we w-wouwd weave t-the seventh y-yeaw, and t-the 
e-exaction of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy debt. 

10:32 Awso we m-made owdinyances (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, to chawge ouwsewves yeawwy with 
t-the thiwd pawt of a shekew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice of t-the house of ouw God; 
10:33 Fow t-the shewbwead, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-continyuaw meat o-offewing, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the c-continyuaw buwnt o-offewing, of t-the sabbaths, of t-the nyew moons, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the s-set feasts, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howy things, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin offewings to 
make an atonyement (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Iswaew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of t-the house of ouw 
God. 

1-10:34 And we cast t-the wots among t-the p-pwiests, t-the W-Wevites, and t-the 
p-peopwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wood o-offewing, to bwing it into t-the house of ouw G-God, 
aftew t-the houses of ouw fathews, a-at times appointed yeaw by y-yeaw, to 
buwn upon t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD ouw G-God, as it is wwitten in t-the waw: 
10:35 And to bwing t-the fiwstfwuits of ouw g-gwound, and t-the fiwstfwuits 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwuit of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twees, yeaw by y-yeaw, u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD: 
10:36 Awso t-the fiwstbown of ouw ^-^ s-sons, and of ouw cattwe, as it is 
wwitten in t-the w-waw, and t-the f-fiwstwings of ouw hewds and of ouw >w< f-fwocks, 
to bwing to t-the house of ouw G-God, u-unto t-the pwiests that m-minyistew in 
t-the house of ouw G-God: 10:37 And that we shouwd bwing t-the fiwstfwuits 
of ouw dough, and ouw offewings, and t-the fwuit of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of twees, 
of winye and of oiw, u-unto t-the p-pwiests, to t-the c-chambews of t-the house of 
ouw God; and t-the tithes of ouw (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound u-unto t-the W-Wevites, that t-the same 
Wevites m-might have t-the tithes in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of ouw tiwwage. 

10:38 And t-the pwiest t-the son of Aawon shaww be with t-the W-Wevites, when 
t-the Wevites o(>ω<)o t-take tithes: and t-the Wevites shaww bwing up t-the tithe of 
t-the tithes u-unto t-the house of ouw G-God, to t-the chambews, into t-the 
tweasuwe house. 

10:39 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew and t-the chiwdwen of Wevi shaww bwing 
t-the offewing of t-the cown, of t-the nyew winye, and t-the oiw, u-unto t-the 
chambews, whewe awe t-the vessews of t-the s-sanctuawy, and t-the pwiests that 
minyistew, and t-the powtews, and t-the singews: and we wiww nyot fowsake 
t-the house of ouw God. 

11:1 And t-the wuwews of t-the peopwe d-dwewt a-at Jewusawem: t-the w-west of t-the 
peopwe awso cast wots, to bwing onye of t-ten to dweww in Jewusawem t-the 
h-howy city, and nyinye pawts to dweww in othew cities. 

11:2 And t-the peopwe bwessed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men, that w-wiwwingwy offewed 
themsewves to dweww a-at Jewusawem. 

11:3 Nyow these awe t-the chief of t-the pwovince that d-dwewt in Jewusawem: 
but in t-the c-cities of Judah d-dwewt {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in his ^.^ p-possession in theiw 
cities, to wit, I-Iswaew, t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, and t-the 
Nyethinyims, and t-the chiwdwen of S-Sowomon's sewvants. 

11:4 And a-at Jewusawem d-dwewt c-cewtain of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, and of 
t-the chiwdwen of Benjamin. O-Of t-the chiwdwen of Judah; Athaiah t-the son of 
Uzziah, t-the son of Z-Zechawiah, t-the son of Amawiah, t-the son of 
Shephatiah, t-the son of Mahawaweew, of t-the chiwdwen of P-Pewez; 11:5 And 
>w< M-Maaseiah t-the son of Bawuch, t-the son of C-Cowhozeh, t-the son of Hazaiah, 
t-the son of A-Adaiah, t-the son of Joiawib, t-the son of Z-Zechawiah, t-the son 
of Shiwonyi. 

11:6 Aww t-the sons of P-Pewez that d-dwewt a-at Jewusawem wewe fouw hundwed 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe and eight v-vawiant m-men. 

11:7 And these awe t-the sons of Benjamin; S-Sawwu t-the son of Meshuwwam, 
t-the son of Joed, t-the son of Pedaiah, t-the son of Kowaiah, t-the son of 
Maaseiah, t-the son of Ithiew, t-the son of Jesaiah. 

11:8 And aftew him Gabbai, Sawwai, nyinye hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight. 

11:9 And Joew t-the son of Zichwi w-was theiw ovewseew: and Judah t-the son 
of S-Senyuah w-was second o-ovew t-the city. 

11:10 O-Of t-the pwiests: Jedaiah t-the son of Joiawib, Jachin. 

11:11 Sewaiah t-the son of Hiwkiah, t-the son of Meshuwwam, t-the son of 
Z-Zadok, t-the son of Mewaioth, t-the son of Ahitub, w-was t-the wuwew of t-the 
house of God. 

11:12 And theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that did t-the wowk of t-the house wewe eight 
hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and t-two: and A-Adaiah t-the son of Jewoham, t-the son of 
Pewawiah, t-the son of A-Amzi, t-the son of Z-Zechawiah, t-the son of Pashuw, 
t-the son of Mawchiah. 

11:13 And his bwethwen, chief of t-the fathews, two hundwed f-fowty and 
t-two: and Amashai t-the son of Azaweew, t-the son of Ahasai, t-the son of 
Meshiwwemoth, t-the son of Immew, 11:14 And theiw bwethwen, mighty men 
of vawouw, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty and eight: and theiw ovewseew w-was 
Zabdiew, t-the son of onye of t-the gweat m-men. 

11:15 Awso of t-the Wevites: Shemaiah t-the son of Hashub, t-the son of 
Azwikam, t-the son of Hashabiah, t-the son of Bunnyi; 11:16 And S-Shabbethai 
and Jozabad, of t-the chief of t-the W-Wevites, h-had t-the ovewsight of t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd businyess of t-the house of God. 

11:17 And Mattanyiah t-the son of Micha, t-the son of Zabdi, t-the son of 
Asaph, w-was t-the pwincipaw to b-begin t-the thanksgiving in p-pwayew: and 
Bakbukiah t-the second among his bwethwen, and Abda t-the son of (O.O) S-Shammua, 
t-the son of Gawaw, t-the son of Jeduthun. 

11:18 Aww t-the Wevites in t-the h-howy city wewe two hundwed fouwscowe and 
fouw. 

11:19 Moweovew t-the powtews, Akkub, Tawmon, and theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that 
kept t-the gates, wewe an hundwed s-seventy and t-two. 

11:20 And t-the wesidue of I-Iswaew, of t-the p-pwiests, and t-the W-Wevites, wewe 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Judah, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in his inhewitance. 

11:21 But t-the Nyethinyims d-dwewt in O-Ophew: and Ziha and Gispa wewe o-ovew 
t-the Nyethinyims. 

11:22 The ovewseew awso of t-the Wevites a-at Jewusawem w-was Uzzi t-the son 
of Banyi, t-the son of Hashabiah, t-the son of M-Mattanyiah, t-the son of Micha. 
O-Of t-the sons of Asaph, t-the s-singews wewe o-ovew t-the businyess of t-the house 
of God. 

1-11:23 Fow it w-was t-the king's commandment c-concewnying t-them, that a 
c-cewtain powtion shouwd be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the singews, d-due (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy d-day. 

11:24 And Pethahiah t-the son of (--_--) M-Meshezabeew, of t-the chiwdwen of Zewah 
t-the son of Judah, w-was a-at t-the king's hand in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mattews c-concewnying t-the 
peopwe. 

11:25 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the viwwages, with theiw fiewds, s-some of t-the chiwdwen of 
Judah d-dwewt a-at Kiwjathawba, and in t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, and a-at Dibon, 
and in t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, and a-at Jekabzeew, and in t-the v-viwwages 
t-theweof, 11:26 And a-at Jeshua, and a-at Mowadah, and a-at Bethphewet, 11:27 
And a-at Hazawshuaw, and a-at Beewsheba, and in t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, 
11:28 And a-at Zikwag, and a-at Mekonyah, and in t-the v-viwwages t-theweof, 
1-11:29 And a-at Enwimmon, and a-at Zaweah, and a-at Jawmuth, 11:30 Zanyoah, 
A-Aduwwam, and in theiw viwwages, a-at Wachish, and t-the fiewds t-theweof, a-at 
Azekah, and in t-the v-viwwages t-theweof. And they d-dwewt fwom B-Beewsheba 
u-unto t-the vawwey of Hinnyom. 

11:31 The chiwdwen awso of Benjamin fwom Geba d-dwewt a-at Michmash, and 
Aija, and Bethew, and in theiw viwwages. 

11:32 And a-at Anyathoth, N-Nyob, A-Anyanyiah, 11:33 H-Hazow, (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, Gittaim, 
(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 H-Hadid, Zeboim, Nyebawwat, 11:35 Wod, and Onyo, t-the vawwey of 
cwaftsmen. 

11:36 And of t-the Wevites wewe divisions in Judah, and in Benjamin. 

12:1 Nyow these awe t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites that went up with 
(>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, and Jeshua: Sewaiah, Jewemiah, Ezwa, 
(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Amawiah, Mawwuch, Hattush, 12:3 S-Shechanyiah, Wehum, Mewemoth, 12:4 
Iddo, Ginnyetho, A-Abijah, 1-12:5 Miamin, Maadiah, Biwgah, 12:6 Shemaiah, 
and Joiawib, Jedaiah, (o^ ^o) 1-12:7 Sawwu, Amok, Hiwkiah, Jedaiah. These wewe 
t-the chief of t-the pwiests and of theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in t-the days of Jeshua. 

12:8 Moweovew t-the Wevites: Jeshua, Binnyui, Kadmiew, Shewebiah, Judah, 
and M-Mattanyiah, which w-was o-ovew t-the thanksgiving, he and his bwethwen. 

12:9 Awso Bakbukiah and Unnyi, theiw bwethwen, wewe o-ovew against t-them 
in t-the watches. 

12:10 And Jeshua begat (o-_-o) J-Joiakim, Joiakim awso begat E-Ewiashib, and 
Ewiashib begat Joiada, 1-12:11 And o(>< )o J-Joiada begat Jonyathan, and Jonyathan 
begat J-Jaddua. 

12:12 And in t-the days of Joiakim wewe p-pwiests, t-the chief of t-the 
fathews: of Sewaiah, Mewaiah; of Jewemiah, Hanyanyiah; 12:13 O-Of Ezwa, 
M-Meshuwwam; of Amawiah, Jehohanyan; 12:14 O-Of Mewicu, Jonyathan; of 
(*ﾉωﾉ) *sweats* S-Shebanyiah, Joseph; 1-12:15 O-Of Hawim, Adnya; of Mewaioth, Hewkai; 12:16 O-Of 
Iddo, ( ╥ω╥ ) Z-Zechawiah; of Ginnyethon, M-Meshuwwam; 12:17 O-Of A-Abijah, Zichwi; of 
Minyiamin, of Moadiah, (╯✧▽✧)╯ P-Piwtai: (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 O-Of Biwgah, Shammua; of Shemaiah, 
J-Jehonyathan; 12:19 And of Joiawib, Mattenyai; of Jedaiah, Uzzi; 12:20 O-Of 
Sawwai, (￣ω￣) K-Kawwai; of Amok, Ebew; 1-12:21 O-Of Hiwkiah, H-Hashabiah; of 
Jedaiah, Nyethanyeew. 

12:22 The Wevites in t-the days of E-Ewiashib, Joiada, and Johanyan, and 
Jaddua, wewe wecowded chief of t-the fathews: awso t-the p-pwiests, to t-the 
weign of Dawius t-the Pewsian. 

12:23 The sons of Wevi, t-the chief of t-the fathews, wewe wwitten in t-the 
book of t-the chwonyicwes, even untiw t-the days of Johanyan t-the son of 
E-Ewiashib. 

12:24 And t-the chief of t-the Wevites: Hashabiah, Shewebiah, and Jeshua 
t-the son of Kadmiew, with theiw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen o-ovew against t-them, to pwaise 
and to g-give thanks, a-accowding to t-the commandment of David t-the man of 
G-God, wawd o-ovew against wawd. 

12:25 M-Mattanyiah, and Bakbukiah, (o^ ^o)/ *notices bulge* O-Obadiah, Meshuwwam, Tawmon, Akkub, 
wewe p-powtews keeping t-the wawd a-at t-the t-thweshowds of t-the gates. 

12:26 These wewe in t-the days of Joiakim t-the son of Jeshua, t-the son of 
Jozadak, and in t-the days of Nyehemiah t-the govewnyow, and of Ezwa t-the 
pwiest, t-the scwibe. 

12:27 And a-at t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of t-the waww of Jewusawem they sought t-the 
Wevites out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw pwaces, to bwing t-them to J-Jewusawem, to keep 
t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication with gwadnyess, both with thanksgivings, and with 
s-singing, with cymbaws, p-psawtewies, and with hawps. 

12:28 And t-the sons of t-the s-singews gathewed themsewves togethew, both 
out of t-the pwain c-countwy (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about J-Jewusawem, and fwom t-the v-viwwages 
of Nyetophathi; 12:29 Awso fwom t-the house of G-Giwgaw, and out of t-the 
fiewds of Geba and Azmaveth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-singews h-had buiwded t-them v-viwwages 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Jewusawem. 

12:30 And t-the pwiests and t-the Wevites puwified themsewves, and 
puwified t-the p-peopwe, and t-the gates, and t-the waww. 

12:31 T-Then I b-bwought up t-the pwinces of Judah upon t-the waww, and 
appointed two gweat c-companyies of t-them that gave thanks, wheweof onye 
went on t-the wight hand upon t-the waww towawd t-the (* ^ ω ^) d-dung (´ ω `♡) g-gate: 12:32 And 
aftew t-them went H-Hoshaiah, and hawf of t-the pwinces of Judah, 1-12:33 And 
A-Azawiah, Ezwa, and Meshuwwam, 12:34 Judah, and Benjamin, and Shemaiah, 
and Jewemiah, 12:35 And c-cewtain of t-the pwiests' sons with twumpets; 
nyamewy, (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of Jonyathan, t-the son of Shemaiah, t-the son of 
M-Mattanyiah, t-the son of Michaiah, t-the son of Z-Zaccuw, t-the son of A-Asaph: 
12:36 And his bwethwen, Shemaiah, and Azawaew, ต(=ω=)ต M-Miwawai, Giwawai, Maai, 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ N-Nyethanyeew, and Judah, Hanyanyi, with t-the musicaw instwuments of David 
t-the man of G-God, and Ezwa t-the scwibe befowe them. 

1-12:37 And a-at t-the fountain gate, which w-was o-ovew against t-them, they went 
up by t-the s-staiws of t-the city of D-David, a-at t-the g-going up of t-the waww, 
a-above t-the house of D-David, even u-unto t-the w-watew gate e-eastwawd. 

12:38 And t-the othew company of t-them that gave thanks went o-ovew against 
t-them, and I aftew t-them, and t-the hawf of t-the peopwe upon t-the waww, fwom 
beyond t-the towew of t-the fuwnyaces even u-unto t-the bwoad waww; 12:39 And 
fwom a-above t-the gate of Ephwaim, and a-above t-the o-owd gate, and a-above t-the 
fish gate, and t-the towew of |･ω･) *cuddles you* H-Hanyanyeew, and t-the towew of Meah, even u-unto 
t-the sheep (´ ω `♡) g-gate: and they s-stood stiww in t-the pwison gate. 

1-12:40 S-So s-stood t-the two c-companyies of t-them that gave thanks in t-the house 
of G-God, and I, and t-the hawf of t-the wuwews with me: 12:41 And t-the 
pwiests; ;;w;; E-Ewiakim, Maaseiah, Minyiamin, Michaiah, Ewioenyai, Z-Zechawiah, 
and Hanyanyiah, with twumpets; 12:42 And Maaseiah, and Shemaiah, and 
Eweazaw, and ♡(｡- ω -) U-Uzzi, and Jehohanyan, and Mawchijah, and Ewam, and Ezew. 
And t-the s-singews sang woud, with Jezwahiah theiw o-ovewseew. 

12:43 Awso that day they offewed gweat sacwifices, and wejoiced: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
God h-had m-made t-them wejoice with gweat joy: t-the wives awso and t-the 
chiwdwen wejoiced: so that t-the joy of Jewusawem w-was heawd even afaw 
off. 

12:44 And a-at that time wewe s-some appointed o-ovew t-the c-chambews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
tweasuwes, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the offewings, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiwstfwuits, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tithes, 
to gathew into t-them out of t-the fiewds of t-the c-cities t-the powtions of 
t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests and Wevites: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Judah w-wejoiced (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
pwiests and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wevites that w-waited. 

(　･ω･)☞ 1-12:45 And both t-the s-singews and t-the p-powtews kept t-the wawd of theiw G-God, 
and t-the wawd of t-the p-puwification, a-accowding to t-the commandment of 
D-David, and of S-Sowomon his (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

12:46 Fow in t-the days of David and A-Asaph of o-owd (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe chief of 
t-the singews, and s-songs of pwaise and thanksgiving u-unto God. 

1-12:47 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew in t-the days of Z-Zewubbabew, and in t-the days of 
Nyehemiah, gave t-the powtions of t-the s-singews and t-the powtews, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day 
his powtion: and they sanctified h-howy things u-unto t-the Wevites; and t-the 
Wevites sanctified t-them u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Aawon. 

13:1 On that day they wead in t-the book of Moses in t-the audience of t-the 
peopwe; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein w-was f-found wwitten, that t-the Ammonyite and t-the 
Moabite shouwd nyot come into t-the c-congwegation of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; 13:2 
(* ^ ω ^) B-Because they met nyot t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew with bwead and with watew, 
but h-hiwed Bawaam against t-them, that he shouwd (O_O;) c-cuwse (=`ω´=) t-them: h-howbeit ouw 
God (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse into a bwessing. 

13:3 Nyow it came to pass, when they h-had heawd t-the w-waw, that they 
sepawated fwom Iswaew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mixed (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

13:4 And befowe this, Ewiashib t-the pwiest, h-having t-the ovewsight of t-the 
c-chambew of t-the house of ouw G-God, w-was awwied u-unto T-Tobiah: 13:5 And he 
h-had pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him a gweat chambew, whewe afowetime they w-waid t-the 
meat offewings, t-the fwankincense, and t-the vessews, and t-the tithes of 
t-the cown, t-the nyew winye, and t-the oiw, which w-was commanded to be given 
to t-the W-Wevites, and t-the singews, and t-the powtews; and t-the offewings of 
t-the pwiests. 

13:6 But in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this time w-was nyot I a-at Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the two and 
thiwtieth yeaw of A-Awtaxewxes king of Babywon came I u-unto t-the king, and 
aftew c-cewtain days obtainyed I weave of t-the king: 13:7 And I came to 
J-Jewusawem, and undewstood of t-the eviw that Ewiashib did (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Tobiah, in 
pwepawing him a c-chambew in t-the couwts of t-the house of God. 

13:8 And it g-gwieved m-me sowe: thewefowe I cast fowth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd 
stuff to Tobiah out of t-the chambew. 

13:9 T-Then I commanded, and they cweansed t-the chambews: and thithew 
b-bwought I again t-the vessews of t-the house of G-God, with t-the meat 
offewing and t-the fwankincense. 

1-13:10 And I pewceived that t-the powtions of t-the Wevites h-had nyot b-been 
given (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wevites and t-the singews, that did t-the wowk, wewe 
fwed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his fiewd. 

1-13:11 T-Then (♡°▽°♡) c-contended I with t-the wuwews, and said, Why is t-the house of 
God fowsaken? And I gathewed t-them togethew, and s-set t-them in theiw 
pwace. 

13:12 T-Then b-bwought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah t-the tithe of t-the cown and t-the nyew winye 
and t-the oiw u-unto t-the tweasuwies. 

13:13 And I m-made t-tweasuwews o-ovew t-the tweasuwies, S-Shewemiah t-the pwiest, 
and Zadok t-the s-scwibe, and of t-the W-Wevites, Pedaiah: and nyext to t-them 
w-was Hanyan t-the son of Z-Zaccuw, t-the son of Mattanyiah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe 
c-counted f-faithfuw, and theiw ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office w-was to d-distwibute u-unto theiw 
bwethwen. 

13:14 Wemembew me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, c-concewnying this, and wipe nyot out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my g-good 
deeds that I have donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the offices 
t-theweof. 

13:15 In those days saw I in Judah s-some tweading winye pwesses on t-the 
sabbath, and bwinging in s-sheaves, and wading asses; as awso winye, 
g-gwapes, and f-figs, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of b-buwdens, which they b-bwought into 
Jewusawem on t-the sabbath day: and I testified against t-them in t-the day 
whewein they sowd v-victuaws. 

1-13:16 Thewe d-dwewt men of T-Tywe awso thewein, which b-bwought fish, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of wawe, and sowd on t-the sabbath u-unto t-the chiwdwen of 
Judah, and in Jewusawem. 

13:17 T-Then I (♡°▽°♡) c-contended with t-the nyobwes of Judah, and said u-unto t-them, 
What eviw t-thing is this that ye do, and pwofanye t-the sabbath day? 
13:18 Did nyot youw f-fathews t-thus, and did nyot ouw God bwing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this 
eviw upon u-us, and upon this city? (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ye bwing mowe wwath upon Iswaew 
by pwofanying t-the sabbath. 

13:19 And it came to pass, that when t-the gates of Jewusawem began to 
be dawk befowe t-the sabbath, I commanded that t-the gates shouwd be shut, 
and c-chawged that they shouwd nyot be openyed tiww aftew t-the sabbath: and 
s-some of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants s-set I a-at t-the gates, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd nyo ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden be 
b-bwought in on t-the sabbath d-day. 

1-13:20 S-So t-the mewchants and sewwews of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kind of wawe wodged without 
Jewusawem o-once ow t-twice. 

13:21 T-Then I testified against t-them, and said u-unto t-them, Why wodge ye 
about t-the waww? if ye (^-^*)/ d-do so again, I wiww way h-hands on you. Fwom that 
time fowth came they nyo mowe on t-the sabbath. 

13:22 And I commanded t-the Wevites that they shouwd cweanse themsewves, 
and that they shouwd come and keep t-the gates, to sanctify t-the sabbath 
d-day. 

Wemembew me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, c-concewnying this awso, and spawe m-me a-accowding to 
t-the gweatnyess of thy mewcy. 

13:23 In those days awso saw I Jews that h-had mawwied wives of A-Ashdod, 
of Ammon, and of M-Moab: 13:24 And theiw chiwdwen spake hawf in t-the 
speech of A-Ashdod, and couwd nyot speak in t-the Jews' wanguage, but 
a-accowding to t-the wanguage of each peopwe. 

13:25 And I (♡°▽°♡) c-contended with t-them, and cuwsed t-them, and smote c-cewtain of 
t-them, and p-pwucked off theiw haiw, and m-made t-them sweaw by G-God, s-saying, 
Ye shaww nyot g-give youw daughtews u-unto theiw ^-^ s-sons, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(>ω<)o t-take theiw 
daughtews u-unto youw ^-^ s-sons, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-youwsewves. 

13:26 Did nyot S-Sowomon king of Iswaew sin by these (o^▽^o) t-things? (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet among 
many nyations w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo king w-wike him, who w-was bewoved of his G-God, 
and God m-made him king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew: nyevewthewess even him did 
o-outwandish w-women c-cause to sin. 

13:27 Shaww we t-then heawken u-unto you to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gweat eviw, to 
twansgwess against ouw God in mawwying s-stwange wives? 13:28 And onye 
of t-the sons of Joiada, t-the son of Ewiashib t-the high pwiest, w-was son in 
(☆▽☆) w-waw to Sanbawwat t-the Howonyite: thewefowe I chased him fwom me. 

13:29 Wemembew t-them, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, because they have defiwed t-the 
pwiesthood, and t-the c-covenyant of t-the pwiesthood, and of t-the Wevites. 

13:30 T-Thus cweansed I t-them fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww stwangews, and appointed t-the wawds 
of t-the pwiests and t-the W-Wevites, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in his businyess; 13:31 And 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wood o-offewing, a-at times appointed, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiwstfwuits. 
Wemembew me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good. 




The Book of Esthew 


1:1 Nyow it came to pass in t-the days of Ahasuewus, (this is Ahasuewus 
which weignyed, fwom India even u-unto Ethiopia, o-ovew an hundwed and 
seven and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty (-ω-、) p-pwovinces:) 1:2 That in those days, when t-the king 
Ahasuewus sat on t-the t-thwonye of his k-kingdom, which w-was in Shushan t-the 
pawace, 1:3 In t-the thiwd yeaw of his weign, he m-made a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his pwinces and his sewvants; t-the p-powew of Pewsia and Media, t-the 
nyobwes and pwinces of t-the pwovinces, being befowe him: 1:4 When he 
shewed t-the w-wiches of his gwowious kingdom and t-the honyouw of his 
excewwent m-majesty many days, even an hundwed and fouwscowe days. 

1:5 And when these days wewe expiwed, t-the king m-made a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the peopwe that wewe pwesent in Shushan t-the pawace, both u-unto gweat 
and s-smaww, seven days, in t-the couwt of t-the gawden of t-the king's 
p-pawace; 1-1:6 Whewe wewe white, g-gween, and bwue, h-hangings, (o-_-o) f-fastenyed with 
c-cowds of finye winyen and puwpwe to s-siwvew w-wings and piwwaws of m-mawbwe: 
t-the beds wewe of gowd and s-siwvew, upon a pavement of wed, and bwue, 
and white, and bwack, mawbwe. 

1:7 And they gave t-them dwink in vessews of gowd, (-(the vessews being 
(´ ω `♡) d-divewse onye fwom anyothew,) and woyaw winye in abundance, a-accowding to 
t-the state of t-the king. 

1:8 And t-the dwinking w-was a-accowding to t-the waw; nyonye did compew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so 
t-the king h-had appointed to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the officews of his h-house, that they 
shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's pweasuwe. 

1-1:9 Awso V-Vashti t-the queen m-made a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-women in t-the woyaw 
house which bewonged to king Ahasuewus. 

1:10 On t-the seventh day, when t-the heawt of t-the king w-was mewwy with 
winye, he commanded M-Mehuman, Biztha, Hawbonya, Bigtha, and Abagtha, 
Zethaw, and C-Cawcas, t-the seven chambewwains that sewved in t-the pwesence 
of Ahasuewus t-the king, 1:11 To bwing V-Vashti t-the queen befowe t-the king 
with t-the cwown woyaw, to s-shew t-the peopwe and t-the pwinces hew beauty: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she w-was f-faiw to wook o-on. 

1:12 But t-the queen V-Vashti wefused to come a-at t-the king's commandment by 
his chambewwains: thewefowe w-was t-the king vewy w-wwoth, and his angew 
buwnyed in h-him. 

1:13 T-Then t-the king said to t-the wise men, which knyew t-the times, (fow so 
w-was t-the king's m-mannyew towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that knyew (☆▽☆) w-waw and judgment: 1:14 And 
t-the nyext u-unto him w-was Cawshenya, S-Shethaw, Admatha, T-Tawshish, Mewes, 
Mawsenya, and Memucan, t-the seven pwinces of Pewsia and Media, which saw 
t-the king's face, and which sat t-the fiwst in t-the kingdom;) 1:15 What 
shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-the queen V-Vashti a-accowding to w-waw, because she hath 
nyot ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed t-the commandment of t-the king Ahasuewus by t-the 
chambewwains? 1:16 And Memucan answewed befowe t-the king and t-the 
pwinces, V-Vashti t-the queen hath nyot donye w-wwong to t-the king onwy, but 
awso to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that awe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
pwovinces of t-the king Ahasuewus. 

1:17 Fow this deed of t-the queen shaww come a-abwoad u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (*°▽°*) w-women, so 
that they shaww despise theiw husbands in theiw eyes, when it shaww be 
w-wepowted, The king Ahasuewus commanded V-Vashti t-the queen to be b-bwought 
in befowe him, but she came n-nyot. 

1:18 Wikewise shaww t-the wadies of Pewsia and Media say this day u-unto 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's pwinces, which have heawd of t-the deed of t-the queen. 
T-Thus shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a-awise too m-much contempt and wwath. 

1:19 If it pwease t-the king, wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe go a woyaw commandment fwom him, 
and wet it be wwitten among t-the waws of t-the Pewsians and t-the Medes, 
that it be nyot a-awtewed, That V-Vashti come nyo mowe befowe king 
Ahasuewus; and wet t-the king g-give hew woyaw estate u-unto anyothew that is 
bettew than she. 

1:20 And when t-the king's decwee which he shaww make shaww be pubwished 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his e-empiwe, (fow it is gweat,) (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wives shaww g-give 
to theiw husbands honyouw, both to gweat and smaww. 

1-1:21 And t-the saying pweased t-the king and t-the pwinces; and t-the king did 
a-accowding to t-the wowd of Memucan: 1:22 Fow he sent wettews into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the king's pwovinces, into {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwovince a-accowding to t-the w-wwiting 
t-theweof, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy peopwe aftew theiw wanguage, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
shouwd beaw w-wuwe in his own h-house, and that it shouwd be pubwished 
a-accowding to t-the wanguage of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy peopwe. 

2:1 Aftew these things, when t-the wwath of king Ahasuewus w-was appeased, 
he wemembewed Vashti, and what she h-had donye, and what w-was (・_・ヾ d-decweed 
against hew. 

2:2 T-Then said t-the king's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that minyistewed u-unto him, Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
be f-faiw young viwgins sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king: 2-2:3 And wet t-the king 
appoint officews in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovinces of his k-kingdom, that they may 
gathew togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-faiw young viwgins u-unto Shushan t-the pawace, to 
t-the house of t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, u-unto t-the custody of Hege t-the king's 
chambewwain, (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the ♡(｡- ω -) w-women; and wet theiw things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
puwification be given (=`ω´=) t-them: 2:4 And wet t-the maiden which pweaseth t-the 
king be queen instead of Vashti. 

And t-the t-thing pweased t-the king; and he did so. 

2-2:5 Nyow in Shushan t-the pawace (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain J-Jew, whose nyame w-was 
Mowdecai, t-the son of Jaiw, t-the son of Shimei, t-the son of Kish, a 
Benjamite; 2:6 Who h-had b-been cawwied away fwom Jewusawem with t-the 
captivity which h-had b-been cawwied away with Jeconyiah king of Judah, 
whom Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king of Babywon h-had cawwied away. 

2-2:7 And he b-bwought up Hadassah, that is, Esthew, his u-uncwe's d-daughtew: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she h-had nyeithew o(>ω<)o f-fathew (=`ω´=) n-nyow mothew, and t-the m-maid w-was f-faiw and 
beautifuw; whom Mowdecai, when hew o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew wewe dead, took 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own daughtew. 

2:8 S-So it came to pass, when t-the king's commandment and his decwee w-was 
heawd, and when many maidens wewe gathewed togethew u-unto Shushan t-the 
pawace, to t-the custody of Hegai, that Esthew w-was b-bwought awso u-unto t-the 
king's h-house, to t-the custody of Hegai, (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the w-women. 

2-2:9 And t-the maiden pweased him, and she obtainyed k-kindnyess of h-him; and 
he s-speediwy gave hew hew things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow p-puwification, with such things as 
bewonged to hew, and seven m-maidens, which wewe meet to be given hew, 
out of t-the king's house: and he pwefewwed hew and hew maids u-unto t-the 
best pwace of t-the house of t-the w-women. 

2:10 Esthew h-had nyot shewed hew peopwe (=`ω´=) n-nyow hew k-kindwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Mowdecai 
h-had c-chawged hew that she shouwd nyot s-shew it. 

2-2:11 And Mowdecai wawked {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day befowe t-the couwt of t-the women's 
h-house, to knyow how Esthew did, and what shouwd become of hew. 

2:12 Nyow when {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-maid's tuwn w-was come to go in to king Ahasuewus, 
aftew that she h-had b-been twewve months, a-accowding to t-the m-mannyew of t-the 
(*°▽°*) w-women, (fow so wewe t-the days of theiw p-puwifications a-accompwished, to 
wit, six months with oiw of ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, and six months with sweet odouws, 
and with othew things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-puwifying of t-the women;) (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 T-Then thus 
came {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy maiden u-unto t-the king; whatsoevew she desiwed w-was given hew 
to go with hew out of t-the house of t-the w-women u-unto t-the king's house. 

2:14 In t-the evenying she went, and on t-the mowwow she wetuwnyed into t-the 
second house of t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, to t-the custody of ต(=ω=)ต S-Shaashgaz, t-the king's 
chambewwain, which kept t-the concubinyes: she came in u-unto t-the king nyo 
m-mowe, except t-the king dewighted in hew, and that she wewe cawwed by 
nyame. 

2:15 Nyow when t-the tuwn of Esthew, t-the daughtew of Abihaiw t-the uncwe of 
Mowdecai, who h-had taken hew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his d-daughtew, w-was come to go in u-unto 
t-the king, she wequiwed nyothing but what H-Hegai t-the king's chambewwain, 
t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, a-appointed. And Esthew obtainyed favouw in t-the 
sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that wooked upon hew. 

2:16 S-So Esthew w-was taken u-unto king Ahasuewus into his house woyaw in 
t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth m-month, which is t-the month T-Tebeth, in t-the seventh yeaw of his 
weign. 

2:17 And t-the king woved Esthew a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and she obtainyed 
gwace and favouw in his sight mowe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the viwgins; so that he 
s-set t-the woyaw cwown upon hew head, and m-made hew queen instead of 
Vashti. 

2:18 T-Then t-the king m-made a gweat (♡°▽°♡) f-feast u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his pwinces and his 
sewvants, even Esthew's feast; and he m-made a wewease to t-the pwovinces, 
and gave gifts, a-accowding to t-the state of t-the king. 

2:19 And when t-the viwgins wewe gathewed togethew t-the second time, t-then 
Mowdecai sat in t-the king's gate. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Esthew h-had nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shewed hew kindwed (=`ω´=) n-nyow hew peopwe; as Mowdecai 
h-had c-chawged hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Esthew did t-the commandment of Mowdecai, w-wike as 
when she w-was b-bwought up with h-him. 

2:21 In those days, whiwe Mowdecai sat in t-the king's gate, two of t-the 
king's c-chambewwains, B-Bigthan and T-Tewesh, of those which kept t-the d-doow, 
wewe w-wwoth, and sought to way h-hands on t-the king Ahasuewus. 

2:22 And t-the t-thing w-was knyown to Mowdecai, who towd it u-unto Esthew t-the 
queen; and Esthew cewtified t-the king theweof in Mowdecai's nyame. 

2:23 And when inquisition w-was m-made of t-the mattew, it w-was f-found out; 
thewefowe they wewe both hanged on a twee: and it w-was wwitten in t-the 
book of t-the chwonyicwes befowe t-the king. 

3-3:1 Aftew these things did king Ahasuewus pwomote Haman t-the son of 
H-Hammedatha t-the A-Agagite, and advanced him, and s-set his seat a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the pwinces that wewe with h-him. 

3:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's sewvants, that wewe in t-the king's gate, bowed, 
and wevewenced Haman: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king h-had so commanded c-concewnying h-him. 
But Mowdecai b-bowed nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow did him w-wevewence. 

3-3:3 T-Then t-the king's sewvants, which wewe in t-the king's gate, said u-unto 
Mowdecai, Why twansgwessest t-thou t-the king's commandment? 3:4 Nyow it 
came to pass, when they spake daiwy u-unto him, and he heawkenyed nyot 
u-unto t-them, that they towd Haman, to s-see whethew Mowdecai's mattews 
w-wouwd s-stand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had towd t-them that he w-was a Jew. 

3:5 And when Haman saw that Mowdecai b-bowed nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow did him wevewence, 
t-then w-was Haman f-fuww of wwath. 

3-3:6 And he thought s-scown to way h-hands on Mowdecai awonye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had 
shewed him t-the peopwe of Mowdecai: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe Haman sought to d-destwoy 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews that wewe (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the w-whowe kingdom of Ahasuewus, even 
t-the peopwe of M-Mowdecai. 

3:7 In t-the fiwst m-month, that is, t-the month Nyisan, in t-the twewfth yeaw 
of king Ahasuewus, they cast P-Puw, that is, t-the wot, befowe Haman fwom 
day to day, and fwom month to m-month, to t-the twewfth m-month, that is, 
t-the month A-Adaw. 

3:8 And Haman said u-unto king Ahasuewus, Thewe is a c-cewtain peopwe 
scattewed a-abwoad and d-dispewsed among t-the peopwe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovinces 
of thy kingdom; and theiw waws awe (´ ω `♡) d-divewse fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe; nyeithew 
keep they t-the king's waws: thewefowe it is nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's pwofit 
to s-suffew them. 

3-3:9 If it pwease t-the king, wet it be wwitten that they may be 
destwoyed: and I wiww pay t-ten t-thousand tawents of s-siwvew to t-the h-hands 
of those that have t-the chawge of t-the businyess, to bwing it into t-the 
king's tweasuwies. 

3:10 And t-the king took his w-wing fwom his hand, and gave it u-unto Haman 
t-the son of H-Hammedatha t-the A-Agagite, t-the Jews' enyemy. 

3:11 And t-the king said u-unto Haman, The s-siwvew is given to thee, t-the 
peopwe awso, to (^-^*)/ d-do with t-them as it seemeth g-good to thee. 

3:12 T-Then wewe t-the king's scwibes cawwed on t-the thiwteenth day of t-the 
fiwst m-month, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was wwitten a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Haman h-had 
commanded u-unto t-the king's wieutenyants, and to t-the govewnyows that wewe 
o-ovew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy p-pwovince, and to t-the wuwews of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy peopwe of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
pwovince a-accowding to t-the w-wwiting t-theweof, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy peopwe aftew 
theiw wanguage; in t-the nyame of king Ahasuewus w-was it wwitten, and 
seawed with t-the king's wing. 

3:13 And t-the wettews wewe sent by posts into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's pwovinces, 
to destwoy, to k-kiww, and to c-cause to pewish, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Jews, both young and 
o-owd, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwdwen and (*°▽°*) w-women, in onye day, even upon t-the thiwteenth 
day of t-the twewfth m-month, which is t-the month Adaw, and to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the 
spoiw of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey. 

3:14 The copy of t-the w-wwiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a commandment to be given in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
pwovince w-was pubwished u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, that they shouwd be weady 
against that d-day. 

3:15 The posts went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, being h-hastenyed by t-the king's c-commandment, and 
t-the decwee w-was given in Shushan t-the pawace. And t-the king and Haman sat 
down to dwink; but t-the city Shushan w-was pewpwexed. 

4:1 When Mowdecai pewceived (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was donye, Mowdecai went his 
cwothes, and put on (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth with a-ashes, and went out into t-the m-midst 
of t-the city, and cwied with a w-woud and a bittew cwy; 4-4:2 And came even 
befowe t-the king's (´ ω `♡) g-gate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyonye m-might entew into t-the king's gate 
cwothed with ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ s-sackcwoth. 

4:3 And in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy p-pwovince, whithewsoevew t-the king's commandment and 
his decwee came, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was gweat mouwnying among t-the Jews, and f-fasting, 
and weeping, and waiwing; and many way in (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth and ashes. 

4-4:4 S-So Esthew's maids and hew chambewwains came and towd it hew. T-Then 
w-was t-the queen e-exceedingwy gwieved; and she sent waiment to cwothe 
Mowdecai, and to o(>ω<)o t-take away his (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth fwom him: but he weceived it 
n-nyot. 

4-4:5 T-Then cawwed Esthew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Hatach, onye of t-the king's c-chambewwains, 
whom he h-had appointed to a-attend upon hew, and gave him a commandment 
to Mowdecai, to knyow what it was, and why it was. 

4:6 S-So H-Hatach went fowth to Mowdecai u-unto t-the stweet of t-the city, 
which w-was befowe t-the king's gate. 

4:7 And Mowdecai towd him of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that h-had happenyed u-unto him, and of 
t-the sum of t-the monyey that Haman h-had pwomised to pay to t-the king's 
tweasuwies (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Jews, to d-destwoy them. 

4-4:8 Awso he gave him t-the copy of t-the w-wwiting of t-the decwee that w-was 
given a-at Shushan to d-destwoy t-them, to s-shew it u-unto Esthew, and to 
decwawe it u-unto hew, and to chawge hew that she shouwd go in u-unto t-the 
king, to make suppwication u-unto him, and to make wequest befowe him 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew peopwe. 

4:9 And H-Hatach came and towd Esthew t-the w-wowds of M-Mowdecai. 

4:10 A-Again Esthew spake u-unto Hatach, and gave him commandment u-unto 
Mowdecai; 4:11 Aww t-the king's sewvants, and t-the peopwe of t-the king's 
pwovinces, (^-^*)/ d-do knyow, that whosoevew, whethew man ow (*°▽°*) w-women, shaww come 
u-unto t-the king into t-the innyew couwt, who is nyot cawwed, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye 
(☆▽☆) w-waw of his to put him to d-death, except such to whom t-the king shaww 
h-howd out t-the gowden sceptwe, that he may w-wive: but I have nyot b-been 
cawwed to come in u-unto t-the king these thiwty days. 

4:12 And they towd to Mowdecai Esthew's wowds. 

4:13 T-Then Mowdecai commanded to answew Esthew, Think nyot with t-thysewf 
that t-thou shawt escape in t-the king's h-house, mowe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews. 

4:14 Fow if t-thou awtogethew howdest thy peace a-at this time, t-then shaww 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe e-enwawgement and dewivewance a-awise to t-the Jews fwom anyothew 
pwace; but t-thou and thy fathew's house shaww be destwoyed: and who 
k-knyoweth whethew t-thou awt come to t-the kingdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow such a time as t-this? 
4:15 T-Then Esthew bade t-them (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn Mowdecai this a-answew, 4:16 Go, 
gathew togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews that awe pwesent in Shushan, and fast ye 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and nyeithew e-eat (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink thwee days, nyight ow day: I awso and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my maidens wiww fast wikewise; and so wiww I go in u-unto t-the king, 
which is nyot a-accowding to t-the waw: and if I pewish, I pewish. 

4:17 S-So Mowdecai went his way, and did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Esthew 
h-had commanded h-him. 

5:1 Nyow it came to pass on t-the thiwd day, that Esthew put on hew woyaw 
appawew, and s-stood in t-the innyew couwt of t-the king's h-house, o-ovew 
against t-the king's house: and t-the king sat upon his woyaw t-thwonye in 
t-the woyaw h-house, o-ovew against t-the gate of t-the house. 

5-5:2 And it w-was so, when t-the king saw Esthew t-the queen standing in t-the 
couwt, that she obtainyed favouw in his sight: and t-the king hewd out to 
Esthew t-the gowden sceptwe that w-was in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. S-So Esthew dwew nyeaw, 
and touched t-the top of t-the sceptwe. 

5:3 T-Then said t-the king u-unto hew, What wiwt thou, queen E-Esthew? and 
what is thy wequest? it shaww be even given thee to t-the hawf of t-the 
(´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

5:4 And Esthew answewed, If it seem g-good u-unto t-the king, wet t-the king 
and Haman come this day u-unto t-the banquet that I have pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

5:5 T-Then t-the king said, Cause Haman to make haste, that he may (^-^*)/ d-do as 
Esthew hath said. S-So t-the king and Haman came to t-the banquet that 
Esthew h-had pwepawed. 

5:6 And t-the king said u-unto Esthew a-at t-the banquet of winye, What is thy 
petition? and it shaww be g-gwanted t-thee: and what is thy wequest? even 
to t-the hawf of t-the kingdom it shaww be pewfowmed. 

5:7 T-Then answewed Esthew, and said, My petition and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wequest is; 5:8 
If I have f-found favouw in t-the sight of t-the king, and if it pwease t-the 
king to gwant o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my petition, and to pewfowm o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wequest, wet t-the king and 
Haman come to t-the banquet that I shaww p-pwepawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do 
to mowwow as t-the king hath said. 

5:9 T-Then went Haman fowth that day joyfuw and with a gwad (*°▽°*) h-heawt: but 
when Haman saw Mowdecai in t-the king's gate, that he s-stood nyot up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
moved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, he w-was f-fuww of indignyation against M-Mowdecai. 

5:10 Nyevewthewess Haman wefwainyed himsewf: and when he came home, he 
sent and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, and Zewesh his wife. 

5:11 And Haman towd t-them of t-the gwowy of his wiches, and t-the muwtitude 
of his c-chiwdwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things whewein t-the king h-had pwomoted him, 
and how he h-had advanced him a-above t-the pwinces and (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the 
king. 

5:12 Haman said moweovew, Yea, Esthew t-the queen did wet nyo man come in 
with t-the king u-unto t-the banquet that she h-had pwepawed but mysewf; and 
to mowwow am I invited u-unto hew awso with t-the king. 

5-5:13 Y-Yet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this avaiweth m-me nyothing, so wong as I s-see Mowdecai t-the 
Jew sitting a-at t-the king's gate. 

5:14 T-Then said Zewesh his wife and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fwiends u-unto him, Wet a 
g-gawwows be m-made of fifty cubits high, and to mowwow speak t-thou u-unto 
t-the king that Mowdecai may be hanged theweon: t-then go t-thou in mewwiwy 
with t-the king u-unto t-the banquet. And t-the t-thing pweased Haman; and he 
caused t-the g-gawwows to be made. 

6-6:1 On that nyight couwd nyot t-the king sweep, and he commanded to bwing 
t-the book of (o´∀`o) w-wecowds of t-the chwonyicwes; and they wewe wead befowe t-the 
king. 

6:2 And it w-was f-found wwitten, that Mowdecai h-had towd of Bigthanya and 
T-Tewesh, two of t-the king's c-chambewwains, t-the keepews of t-the d-doow, who 
sought to way hand on t-the king Ahasuewus. 

6:3 And t-the king said, What honyouw and dignyity hath b-been donye to 
Mowdecai (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-this? T-Then said t-the king's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that minyistewed u-unto 
him, Thewe is nyothing donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And t-the king said, Who is in t-the c-couwt? Nyow Haman w-was come into 
t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd couwt of t-the king's h-house, to speak u-unto t-the king to h-hang 
Mowdecai on t-the g-gawwows that he h-had pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

6:5 And t-the king's (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants said u-unto him, Behowd, Haman standeth in 
t-the couwt. And t-the king said, Wet him come in. 

6:6 S-So Haman came in. And t-the king said u-unto him, What shaww be donye 
u-unto t-the man whom t-the king (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth to honyouw? Nyow Haman thought in 
his heawt, To whom w-wouwd t-the king dewight to (^-^*)/ d-do honyouw mowe than to 
mysewf? 6:7 And Haman answewed t-the king, Fow t-the man whom t-the king 
(*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth to honyouw, 6:8 Wet t-the woyaw appawew be b-bwought which t-the 
king useth to weaw, and t-the h-howse that t-the king wideth u-upon, and t-the 
cwown woyaw which is s-set upon his head: 6:9 And wet this appawew and 
h-howse be dewivewed to t-the hand of onye of t-the king's most n-nyobwe 
pwinces, that they may a-awway t-the man withaw whom t-the king (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth 
to honyouw, and bwing him on h-howseback thwough t-the stweet of t-the city, 
and pwocwaim befowe him, T-Thus shaww it be donye to t-the man whom t-the 
king (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth to honyouw. 

6:10 T-Then t-the king said to Haman, Make haste, and o(>ω<)o t-take t-the appawew and 
t-the h-howse, as t-thou hast said, and (^-^*)/ d-do even so to Mowdecai t-the J-Jew, that 
sitteth a-at t-the king's (´ ω `♡) g-gate: wet nyothing faiw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast 
spoken. 

6:11 T-Then took Haman t-the appawew and t-the h-howse, and awwayed Mowdecai, 
and b-bwought him on h-howseback thwough t-the stweet of t-the city, and 
pwocwaimed befowe him, T-Thus shaww it be donye u-unto t-the man whom t-the 
king (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth to honyouw. 

6:12 And Mowdecai came again to t-the king's gate. But Haman hasted to 
his house mouwnying, and h-having his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head covewed. 

6:13 And Haman towd Zewesh his wife and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fwiends {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing 
that h-had ^w^ b-befawwen h-him. T-Then said his wise men and Zewesh his wife u-unto 
him, If Mowdecai be of t-the seed of t-the Jews, befowe whom t-thou hast 
begun to faww, t-thou shawt nyot pwevaiw against him, but shawt suwewy 
faww befowe h-him. 

6:14 And whiwe they wewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet tawking with him, came t-the king's 
c-chambewwains, and hasted to bwing Haman u-unto t-the banquet that Esthew 
h-had pwepawed. 

7:1 S-So t-the king and Haman came to banquet with Esthew t-the queen. 

7:2 And t-the king said again u-unto Esthew on t-the second day a-at t-the 
banquet of winye, What is thy petition, queen E-Esthew? and it shaww be 
g-gwanted t-thee: and what is thy wequest? and it shaww be pewfowmed, even 
to t-the hawf of t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

7-7:3 T-Then Esthew t-the queen answewed and said, If I have f-found favouw in 
thy s-sight, O-O king, and if it pwease t-the king, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife be given m-me 
a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my petition, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wequest: 7:4 Fow we awe s-sowd, I 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, to be destwoyed, to be swain, and to pewish. But if we 
h-had b-been sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bondmen and bondwomen, I h-had hewd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue, 
awthough t-the enyemy couwd nyot (ノωヽ) c-countewvaiw t-the king's damage. 

7:5 T-Then t-the king Ahasuewus answewed and said u-unto Esthew t-the queen, 
Who is he, and whewe is he, that duwst p-pwesume in his heawt to (^-^*)/ d-do (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 
7:6 And Esthew said, The a-advewsawy and enyemy is this wicked H-Haman. 
T-Then Haman w-was afwaid befowe t-the king and t-the queen. 

7-7:7 And t-the king awising fwom t-the banquet of winye in his wwath went 
into t-the pawace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-gawden: and Haman s-stood up to make wequest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
wife to Esthew t-the queen; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was eviw detewminyed 
against him by t-the king. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 T-Then t-the king wetuwnyed out of t-the pawace gawden into t-the pwace of 
t-the banquet of winye; and Haman w-was f-fawwen upon t-the b-bed wheweon Esthew 
was. T-Then said t-the king, W-Wiww he fowce t-the queen awso befowe m-me in t-the 
house? As t-the wowd went out of king's mouth, they covewed Haman's 
(￣ω￣) f-face. 

7:9 And H-Hawbonyah, onye of t-the c-chambewwains, said befowe t-the king, 
(　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd awso, t-the g-gawwows fifty cubits high, which Haman h-had m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Mowdecai, who spoken g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king, standeth in t-the house of 
H-Haman. T-Then t-the king said, Hang him theweon. 

7:10 S-So they hanged Haman on t-the g-gawwows that he h-had pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
M-Mowdecai. T-Then w-was t-the king's wwath p-pacified. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 On that day did t-the king Ahasuewus g-give t-the house of Haman t-the 
Jews' enyemy u-unto Esthew t-the queen. And Mowdecai came befowe t-the king; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Esthew h-had towd what he w-was u-unto hew. 

8-8:2 And t-the king took off his wing, which he h-had taken fwom Haman, and 
gave it u-unto M-Mowdecai. And Esthew s-set Mowdecai o-ovew t-the house of 
H-Haman. 

8:3 And Esthew spake (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again befowe t-the king, and feww down a-at his 
feet, and besought him with teaws to put away t-the mischief of Haman 
t-the A-Agagite, and his device that he h-had devised against t-the Jews. 

8:4 T-Then t-the king hewd out t-the gowden sceptwe towawd Esthew. S-So Esthew 
a-awose, and s-stood befowe t-the king, 8-8:5 And said, If it pwease t-the king, 
and if I have favouw in his s-sight, and t-the t-thing seem wight befowe t-the 
king, and I be pweasing in his eyes, wet it be wwitten to wevewse t-the 
wettews devised by Haman t-the son of H-Hammedatha t-the A-Agagite, which he 
wwote to d-destwoy t-the Jews which awe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's pwovinces: 8:6 
Fow how c-can I e-enduwe to s-see t-the eviw that shaww come u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe? 
ow how c-can I e-enduwe to s-see t-the destwuction of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kindwed? 8:7 T-Then 
t-the king Ahasuewus said u-unto Esthew t-the queen and to Mowdecai t-the J-Jew, 
Behowd, I have given Esthew t-the house of Haman, and him they have 
hanged upon t-the gawwows, because he w-waid his hand upon t-the Jews. 

8:8 Wwite ye awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Jews, as it wiketh y-you, in t-the king's nyame, 
and s-seaw it with t-the king's wing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wwiting which is wwitten in 
t-the king's nyame, and seawed with t-the king's wing, may nyo man wevewse. 

8:9 T-Then wewe t-the king's scwibes cawwed a-at that time in t-the thiwd 
m-month, that is, t-the month Sivan, on t-the thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day 
t-theweof; and it w-was wwitten a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Mowdecai commanded 
u-unto t-the Jews, and to t-the wieutenyants, and t-the deputies and wuwews of 
t-the pwovinces which awe fwom India u-unto Ethiopia, an hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
and seven pwovinces, u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwovince a-accowding to t-the w-wwiting 
t-theweof, and u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy peopwe aftew theiw wanguage, and to t-the Jews 
a-accowding to theiw wwiting, and a-accowding to theiw wanguage. 

8-8:10 And he wwote in t-the king Ahasuewus' nyame, and seawed it with t-the 
king's wing, and sent wettews by posts on howseback, and widews on 
muwes, camews, and young dwomedawies: 8-8:11 Whewein t-the king g-gwanted 
t-the Jews which wewe in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city to gathew themsewves togethew, and 
to stand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw w-wife, to destwoy, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway and to c-cause to pewish, 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-powew of t-the peopwe and pwovince that w-wouwd assauwt t-them, both 
ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes and (*°▽°*) w-women, and to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the spoiw of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey, 8:12 
Upon onye day in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovinces of king Ahasuewus, nyamewy, upon t-the 
thiwteenth day of t-the twewfth m-month, which is t-the month A-Adaw. 

8-8:13 The copy of t-the w-wwiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a commandment to be given in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
pwovince w-was pubwished u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, and that t-the Jews shouwd be 
weady against that day to avenge themsewves on theiw enyemies. 

8:14 S-So t-the posts that w-wode upon muwes and c-camews went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, being 
h-hastenyed and pwessed on by t-the king's ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. And t-the decwee w-was 
given a-at Shushan t-the pawace. 

8:15 And Mowdecai went out fwom t-the pwesence of t-the king in woyaw 
appawew of bwue and white, and with a gweat cwown of gowd, and with a 
gawment of finye winyen and p-puwpwe: and t-the city of Shushan w-wejoiced and 
w-was g-gwad. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 The Jews h-had wight, and gwadnyess, and joy, and honyouw. 

8:17 And in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy p-pwovince, and in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, whithewsoevew t-the 
king's commandment and his decwee came, t-the Jews h-had joy and gwadnyess, 
a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast and a g-good d-day. And many of t-the peopwe of t-the wand became 
Jews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw of t-the Jews feww upon them. 

9:1 Nyow in t-the twewfth m-month, that is, t-the month Adaw, on t-the 
thiwteenth day of t-the s-same, when t-the king's commandment and his decwee 
dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to be put in e-execution, in t-the day that t-the enyemies of t-the 
Jews hoped to have p-powew o-ovew t-them, (though it w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to t-the 
contwawy, that t-the Jews h-had w-wuwe o-ovew t-them that hated them;) (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 The 
Jews gathewed themsewves togethew in theiw c-cities (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
pwovinces of t-the king Ahasuewus, to way hand on such as sought theiw 
h-huwt: and nyo man couwd w-withstand t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw of t-them feww upon 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe. 

9:3 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwews of t-the pwovinces, and t-the wieutenyants, and t-the 
deputies, and officews of t-the king, hewped t-the Jews; because t-the f-feaw 
of Mowdecai feww upon them. 

9:4 Fow Mowdecai w-was gweat in t-the king's h-house, and his f-fame went out 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovinces: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this man Mowdecai (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed gweatew and 
g-gweatew. 

9:5 T-Thus t-the Jews smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw enyemies with t-the stwoke of t-the 
swowd, and swaughtew, and destwuction, and did what they w-wouwd u-unto 
those that hated them. 

9:6 And in Shushan t-the pawace t-the Jews swew and destwoyed five hundwed 
m-men. 

9:7 And Pawshandatha, and Dawphon, and Aspatha, 9:8 And Powatha, and 
(-_-) A-Adawia, and Awidatha, 9:9 And Pawmashta, and Awisai, and A-Awidai, and 
Vajezatha, (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 The t-ten sons of Haman t-the son of Hammedatha, t-the enyemy 
of t-the Jews, swew they; but on t-the spoiw w-waid they nyot theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

9-9:11 On that day t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of those that wewe s-swain in Shushan t-the 
pawace w-was b-bwought befowe t-the king. 

9:12 And t-the king said u-unto Esthew t-the queen, The Jews have s-swain and 
destwoyed five hundwed men in Shushan t-the pawace, and t-the t-ten sons of 
Haman; what have they donye in t-the w-west of t-the king's pwovinces? nyow 
what is thy petition? and it shaww be g-gwanted t-thee: ow what is thy 
wequest fuwthew? and it shaww be donye. 

9:13 T-Then said Esthew, If it pwease t-the king, wet it be g-gwanted to t-the 
Jews which awe in Shushan to (^-^*)/ d-do to mowwow awso a-accowding u-unto this 
day's decwee, and wet Haman's t-ten sons be hanged upon t-the gawwows. 

9-9:14 And t-the king commanded it so to be d-donye: and t-the decwee w-was given 
a-at Shushan; and they hanged Haman's t-ten sons. 

9:15 Fow t-the Jews that wewe in Shushan gathewed themsewves togethew on 
t-the fouwteenth day awso of t-the month Adaw, and swew thwee hundwed men 
a-at Shushan; but on t-the pwey they w-waid nyot theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

9:16 But t-the othew Jews that wewe in t-the king's pwovinces gathewed 
themsewves togethew, and s-stood (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw w-wives, and h-had w-west fwom 
theiw >_> e-enyemies, and swew of theiw foes s-seventy and five thousand, but 
they w-waid nyot theiw h-hands on t-the pwey, 9:17 On t-the thiwteenth day of 
t-the month Adaw; and on t-the fouwteenth day of t-the same wested they, and 
m-made it a day of feasting and gwadnyess. 

9:18 But t-the Jews that wewe a-at Shushan assembwed togethew on t-the 
thiwteenth day t-theweof, and on t-the fouwteenth t-theweof; and on t-the 
f-fifteenth day of t-the same they wested, and m-made it a day of feasting 
and gwadnyess. 

9:19 Thewefowe t-the Jews of t-the viwwages, that d-dwewt in t-the unwawwed 
t-towns, m-made t-the fouwteenth day of t-the month A-Adaw a day of gwadnyess and 
(-ω-、) f-feasting, and a g-good day, and of sending powtions onye to anyothew. 

9:20 And Mowdecai wwote these things, and sent wettews u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
Jews that wewe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwovinces of t-the king Ahasuewus, both nyigh 
and faw, 9:21 To s-stabwish this among t-them, that they shouwd keep t-the 
fouwteenth day of t-the month Adaw, and t-the f-fifteenth day of t-the s-same, 
yeawwy, 9:22 As t-the days whewein t-the Jews wested fwom theiw >_> e-enyemies, 
and t-the month which w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto t-them fwom sowwow to joy, and fwom 
mouwnying into a g-good day: that they shouwd make t-them days of feasting 
and joy, and of sending powtions onye to anyothew, and gifts to t-the 
poow. 

9:23 And t-the Jews undewtook to (^-^*)/ d-do as they h-had begun, and as Mowdecai 
h-had wwitten u-unto t-them; 9:24 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because Haman t-the son of Hammedatha, t-the 
A-Agagite, t-the enyemy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews, h-had devised against t-the Jews to 
d-destwoy t-them, and h-had cast P-Puw, that is, t-the wot, to consume t-them, and 
to d-destwoy t-them; 9:25 But when Esthew came befowe t-the king, he 
commanded by wettews that his wicked device, which he devised against 
t-the Jews, shouwd (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn upon his own head, and that he and his sons 
shouwd be hanged on t-the gawwows. 

9:26 Whewefowe they cawwed these days Puwim aftew t-the nyame of Puw. 

Thewefowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this w-wettew, and of that which they h-had 
s-seen c-concewnying this mattew, and which h-had come u-unto t-them, 9:27 The 
Jews owdainyed, and took upon t-them, and upon theiw seed, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
such as j-joinyed themsewves u-unto t-them, so as it shouwd nyot faiw, that 
they w-wouwd keep these two days a-accowding to theiw wwiting, and 
a-accowding to theiw appointed time {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy yeaw; 9-9:28 And that these days 
shouwd be wemembewed and kept (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-genyewation, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
famiwy, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy p-pwovince, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-city; and that these days of Puwim 
shouwd nyot faiw fwom among t-the Jews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the memowiaw of t-them pewish 
fwom theiw seed. 

9:29 T-Then Esthew t-the queen, t-the daughtew of Abihaiw, and Mowdecai t-the 
J-Jew, wwote with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-authowity, to ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm this second wettew of Puwim. 

9:30 And he sent t-the wettews u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews, to t-the hundwed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
and seven pwovinces of t-the kingdom of Ahasuewus, with w-wowds of peace 
and twuth, 9:31 To ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm these days of Puwim in theiw times 
appointed, a-accowding as Mowdecai t-the Jew and Esthew t-the queen h-had 
enjoinyed t-them, and as they h-had (・_・ヾ d-decweed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
seed, t-the mattews of t-the fastings and theiw cwy. 

9:32 And t-the decwee of Esthew o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed these mattews of Puwim; and it 
w-was wwitten in t-the book. 

10:1 And t-the king Ahasuewus w-waid a (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute upon t-the wand, and upon t-the 
iswes of t-the sea. 

1-10:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the acts of his p-powew and of his might, and t-the 
decwawation of t-the gweatnyess of Mowdecai, wheweunto t-the king advanced 
him, awe they nyot wwitten in t-the book of t-the chwonyicwes of t-the kings 
of Media and Pewsia? 10:3 Fow Mowdecai t-the Jew w-was nyext u-unto king 
Ahasuewus, and gweat among t-the Jews, and accepted of t-the muwtitude of 
his bwethwen, seeking t-the weawth of his p-peopwe, and speaking peace to 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his seed. 




The Book of J-Job 


1:1 Thewe w-was a man in t-the wand of Uz, whose nyame w-was Job; and that 
man w-was pewfect and upwight, and onye that feawed G-God, and e-eschewed \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

1:2 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe bown u-unto him seven sons and thwee daughtews. 

1:3 His s-substance awso w-was seven t-thousand sheep, and thwee t-thousand 
camews, and five hundwed ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen, and five hundwed she asses, and 
a vewy gweat househowd; so that this man w-was t-the gweatest of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
men of t-the east. 

1:4 And his sons went and feasted in theiw houses, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his >_> d-day; 
and sent and cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw thwee ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *moans* s-sistews to e-eat and to dwink with 
them. 

1:5 And it w-was so, when t-the days of theiw feasting wewe gonye a-about, 
that J-Job sent and sanctified t-them, and w-wose up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, 
and offewed buwnt offewings a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them aww: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
J-Job said, I-It may be that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sons have sinnyed, and cuwsed God in theiw 
heawts. T-Thus did J-Job continyuawwy. 

1-1:6 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a day when t-the sons of God came to pwesent 
themsewves befowe t-the WOWD, and Satan came awso among them. 

1:7 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, Whence comest thou? T-Then Satan 
answewed t-the WOWD, and said, Fwom g-going to and fwo in t-the eawth, and 
fwom wawking up and down in it. 

1:8 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, Hast t-thou considewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Job, 
that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike him in t-the eawth, a pewfect and an upwight 
^.^ m-man, onye that feaweth G-God, and escheweth eviw? 1-1:9 T-Then Satan 
answewed t-the WOWD, and said, Doth J-Job f-feaw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought? 1:10 Hast 
nyot t-thou m-made an h-hedge about him, and about his h-house, and about (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that he hath on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side? t-thou hast bwessed t-the wowk of his hands, 
and his s-substance is incweased in t-the wand. 

1:11 But put fowth thinye hand n-nyow, and touch (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-hath, and he 
wiww (O_O;) c-cuwse thee to thy (￣ω￣) f-face. 

1:12 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, Behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath is in thy 
powew; onwy upon himsewf put nyot fowth thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. S-So Satan went fowth 
fwom t-the pwesence of t-the WOWD. 

1:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a day when his sons and his daughtews wewe e-eating 
and dwinking winye in theiw (・_・ヾ e-ewdest bwothew's house: 1:14 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came 
a messengew u-unto Job, and said, The oxen wewe pwowing, and t-the asses 
feeding beside (=`ω´=) t-them: 1:15 And t-the Sabeans feww upon t-them, and took 
t-them away; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they have s-swain t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with t-the edge of t-the 
swowd; and I onwy am escaped awonye to teww thee. 

1:16 Whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-speaking, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came awso anyothew, and said, The 
fiwe of God is f-fawwen fwom heaven, and hath buwnyed up t-the sheep, and 
t-the sewvants, and consumed t-them; and I onwy am escaped awonye to teww 
thee. 

1:17 Whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-speaking, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came awso anyothew, and said, The 
Chawdeans m-made out thwee bands, and feww upon t-the camews, and have 
cawwied t-them away, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and s-swain t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants with t-the edge of t-the 
swowd; and I onwy am escaped awonye to teww thee. 

1:18 Whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-speaking, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came awso anyothew, and said, Thy 
sons and thy daughtews wewe e-eating and dwinking winye in theiw (・_・ヾ e-ewdest 
bwothew's house: 1:19 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a gweat wind fwom t-the 
wiwdewnyess, and smote t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the h-house, and it feww upon 
t-the young men, and they awe dead; and I onwy am escaped awonye to teww 
thee. 

1:20 T-Then J-Job a-awose, and went his mantwe, and shaved his head, and 
feww down upon t-the g-gwound, and wowshipped, 1-1:21 And said, Nyaked came I 
out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb, and nyaked shaww I (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thithew: t-the WOWD 
gave, and t-the WOWD hath taken away; bwessed be t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. 

1:22 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this J-Job sinnyed nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-chawged God f-foowishwy. 

2:1 A-Again (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a day when t-the sons of God came to pwesent 
themsewves befowe t-the WOWD, and Satan came awso among t-them to pwesent 
himsewf befowe t-the WOWD. 

2:2 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, Fwom whence comest thou? And Satan 
answewed t-the WOWD, and said, Fwom g-going to and fwo in t-the eawth, and 
fwom wawking up and down in it. 

2-2:3 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, Hast t-thou considewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Job, 
that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike him in t-the eawth, a pewfect and an upwight 
^.^ m-man, onye that feaweth G-God, and escheweth eviw? and stiww he h-howdeth 
fast his i-integwity, awthough t-thou m-movedst m-me against him, to d-destwoy 
him without cause. 

2:4 And Satan answewed t-the WOWD, and said, Skin (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-skin, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that a man hath wiww he g-give (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wife. 

2-2:5 But put fowth thinye hand n-nyow, and touch his bonye and his f-fwesh, 
and he wiww (O_O;) c-cuwse thee to thy (￣ω￣) f-face. 

2:6 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, Behowd, he is in thinye hand; but 
s-save his wife. 

2-2:7 S-So went Satan fowth fwom t-the pwesence of t-the WOWD, and smote J-Job 
with sowe b-boiws fwom t-the sowe of his foot u-unto his cwown. 

2:8 And he took him a potshewd to scwape himsewf withaw; and he sat 
down among t-the ashes. 

2-2:9 T-Then said his wife u-unto him, Dost t-thou stiww w-wetain thinye 
integwity? (O_O;) c-cuwse G-God, and die. 

2:10 But he said u-unto hew, T-Thou speakest as onye of t-the foowish w-women 
speaketh. W-What? shaww we weceive g-good a-at t-the hand of G-God, and shaww we 
nyot weceive eviw? In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this did nyot J-Job sin with his w-wips. 

2-2:11 Nyow when Job's thwee fwiends heawd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this eviw that w-was come 
upon him, they came {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom his own pwace; Ewiphaz t-the 
T-Temanyite, and B-Biwdad t-the Shuhite, and Zophaw t-the Nyaamathite: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
h-had m-made an a-appointment togethew to come to m-mouwn with him and to 
comfowt h-him. 

2:12 And when they w-wifted up theiw eyes afaw off, and knyew him nyot, 
they w-wifted up theiw voice, and wept; and they went {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his 
mantwe, and spwinkwed dust upon theiw heads towawd heaven. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 S-So they sat down with him upon t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound seven days and seven 
nyights, and nyonye spake a wowd u-unto him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they saw that his gwief 
w-was vewy g-gweat. 

3-3:1 Aftew this openyed J-Job his mouth, and cuwsed his d-day. 

3:2 And J-Job spake, and said, 3-3:3 Wet t-the day pewish whewein I w-was 
b-bown, and t-the nyight in which it w-was said, Thewe is a man c-chiwd 
conceived. 

3:4 Wet that day be dawknyess; wet nyot God w-wegawd it fwom above, 
nyeithew wet t-the wight (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon it. 

3:5 Wet dawknyess and t-the shadow of death stain it; wet a cwoud dweww 
upon it; wet t-the (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) b-bwacknyess of t-the day tewwify it. 

3-3:6 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that nyight, wet dawknyess (=`ω´=) *hugs tightly* s-seize upon it; wet it nyot be 
j-joinyed u-unto t-the days of t-the y-yeaw, wet it nyot come into t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of 
t-the months. 

3:7 Wo, wet that nyight be s-sowitawy, wet nyo joyfuw voice come thewein. 

3:8 Wet t-them (O_O;) c-cuwse it that (O_O;) c-cuwse t-the day, who awe weady to w-waise up 
theiw mouwnying. 

3-3:9 Wet t-the staws of t-the o(>< )o t-twiwight theweof be dawk; wet it wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
wight, but have nyonye; nyeithew wet it s-see t-the d-dawnying of t-the day: 3:10 
(* ^ ω ^) B-Because it s-shut nyot up t-the doows of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb, (=`ω´=) n-nyow hid sowwow 
fwom minye eyes. 

3:11 Why died I nyot fwom t-the womb? why did I nyot g-give up t-the g-ghost 
when I came out of t-the bewwy? 3:12 Why did t-the k-knyees pwevent m-me? ow 
why t-the b-bweasts that I shouwd suck? 3:13 Fow nyow shouwd I have wain 
stiww and b-been quiet, I shouwd have swept: t-then h-had I b-been a-at west, 
3:14 With kings and counsewwows of t-the eawth, which buiwd desowate 
pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves; 3:15 Ow with pwinces that h-had gowd, who fiwwed 
theiw houses with siwvew: 3:16 Ow as an ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden untimewy biwth I h-had 
nyot been; as i-infants which nyevew saw wight. 

3:17 Thewe t-the wicked cease fwom twoubwing; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the weawy be a-at 
w-west. 

3:18 Thewe t-the pwisonyews w-west togethew; they h-heaw nyot t-the voice of t-the 
oppwessow. 

3:19 The smaww and gweat awe thewe; and t-the sewvant is fwee fwom his 
mastew. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Whewefowe is wight given to him that is in misewy, and wife u-unto 
t-the bittew in s-souw; 3:21 W-Which wong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow d-death, but it cometh n-nyot; and 
dig (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it mowe than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hid (=^‥^=) t-tweasuwes; 3-3:22 W-Which wejoice 
e-exceedingwy, and awe g-gwad, when they c-can f-find t-the gwave? 3:23 Why is 
wight given to a man whose w-way is hid, and whom God hath h-hedged in? 
3:24 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sighing cometh befowe I eat, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woawings awe pouwed 
out w-wike t-the watews. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 Fow t-the t-thing which I gweatwy feawed is come upon me, and that 
which I w-was afwaid of is come u-unto me. 

3:26 I w-was nyot in s-safety, nyeithew h-had I west, nyeithew w-was I quiet; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
twoubwe came. 

4:1 T-Then Ewiphaz t-the Temanyite answewed and said, 4-4:2 If we assay to 
communye with thee, wiwt t-thou be gwieved? but who c-can withhowd himsewf 
fwom s-speaking? 4:3 Behowd, t-thou hast instwucted many, and t-thou hast 
stwengthenyed t-the weak hands. 

4-4:4 Thy w-wowds have uphowden him that w-was f-fawwing, and t-thou hast 
stwengthenyed t-the feebwe knyees. 

4-4:5 But nyow it is come upon thee, and t-thou faintest; it toucheth thee, 
and t-thou awt twoubwed. 

4:6 Is nyot this thy feaw, thy c-confidence, thy hope, and t-the 
upwightnyess of thy ways? 4:7 Wemembew, I p-pway thee, who e-evew 
pewished, being i-innyocent? ow whewe wewe t-the wighteous cut off? 4-4:8 
Even as I have seen, they that (✯◡✯) p-pwow inyiquity, and sow wickednyess, w-weap 
t-the same. 

4:9 By t-the bwast of God they pewish, and by t-the bweath of his n-nyostwiws 
awe they consumed. 

4:10 The woawing of t-the wion, and t-the voice of t-the fiewce wion, and 
t-the t-teeth of t-the young wions, awe bwoken. 

4:11 The o-owd w-wion pewisheth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wack of pwey, and t-the s-stout wion's 
whewps awe scattewed abwoad. 

4:12 Nyow a t-thing w-was secwetwy b-bwought to me, and minye eaw weceived a 
ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe t-theweof. 

4:13 In thoughts fwom t-the visions of t-the nyight, when (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep 
f-fawweth on men, 4:14 Feaw came upon me, and twembwing, which m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes to shake. 

4:15 T-Then a spiwit passed befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face; t-the haiw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh s-stood 
up: 4:16 I-It s-stood stiww, but I couwd nyot discewn t-the f-fowm theweof: an 
i-image w-was befowe minye eyes, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was siwence, and I heawd a voice, 
s-saying, 4:17 Shaww mowtaw man be mowe just than God? shaww a man be 
mowe puwe than his makew? 4-4:18 Behowd, he put nyo t-twust in his 
sewvants; and his angews he c-chawged with f-fowwy: 4:19 How m-much w-wess in 
t-them that dweww in houses of c-cway, whose f-foundation is in t-the dust, 
which awe cwushed befowe t-the moth? 4:20 They awe destwoyed fwom 
mownying to evenying: they pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew without any wegawding it. 

4:21 Doth nyot theiw excewwency which is in t-them go away? they die, 
even without w-wisdom. 

5:1 Caww n-nyow, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any that wiww answew thee; and to which of 
t-the saints wiwt t-thou tuwn? 5-5:2 Fow wwath kiwweth t-the foowish ^.^ m-man, and 
envy (--_--) s-swayeth t-the siwwy onye. 

5:3 I have s-seen t-the foowish taking woot: but suddenwy I cuwsed his 
h-habitation. 

5:4 His chiwdwen awe faw fwom s-safety, and they awe cwushed in t-the 
gate, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any to d-dewivew them. 

5:5 Whose hawvest t-the (・_・ヾ h-hungwy eateth up, and taketh it even out of t-the 
thowns, and t-the wobbew swawwoweth up theiw substance. 

5:6 Awthough affwiction cometh nyot fowth of t-the dust, nyeithew doth 
twoubwe spwing out of t-the g-gwound; 5:7 Y-Yet man is bown u-unto twoubwe, as 
t-the spawks fwy u-upwawd. 

5:8 I w-wouwd seek u-unto G-God, and u-unto God w-wouwd I commit o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: 5:9 
W-Which doeth gweat things and unseawchabwe; mawvewwous things without 
n-nyumbew: 5:10 Who giveth wain upon t-the eawth, and (-_-) s-sendeth watews upon 
t-the f-fiewds: 5:11 To s-set up on high those that be w-wow; that those which 
m-mouwn may be exawted to safety. 

5:12 He disappointeth t-the devices of t-the cwafty, so that theiw h-hands 
c-cannyot pewfowm theiw entewpwise. 

5-5:13 He taketh t-the wise in theiw own cwaftinyess: and t-the counsew of 
t-the fwowawd is cawwied headwong. 

5:14 They meet with dawknyess in t-the day time, and gwope in t-the nyoonday 
as in t-the nyight. 

5:15 But he saveth t-the poow fwom t-the swowd, fwom theiw mouth, and fwom 
t-the hand of t-the mighty. 

5:16 S-So t-the poow hath hope, and i-inyiquity stoppeth hew mouth. 

5:17 Behowd, happy is t-the man whom God cowwecteth: thewefowe despise 
nyot t-thou t-the chastenying of t-the A-Awmighty: 5:18 Fow he m-maketh sowe, and 
bindeth up: he w-woundeth, and his h-hands make w-whowe. 

5:19 He shaww d-dewivew thee in six twoubwes: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, in seven (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww 
nyo eviw touch thee. 

5:20 In faminye he shaww wedeem thee fwom (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: and in waw fwom t-the 
p-powew of t-the swowd. 

5:21 T-Thou shawt be hid fwom t-the scouwge of t-the t-tongue: nyeithew shawt 
t-thou be afwaid of destwuction when it cometh. 

5:22 {{ (>_<) }} A-At destwuction and faminye t-thou shawt waugh: nyeithew shawt t-thou be 
afwaid of t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth. 

5:23 Fow t-thou shawt be in weague with t-the s-stonyes of t-the fiewd: and t-the 
b-beasts of t-the fiewd shaww be a-at peace with thee. 

5-5:24 And t-thou shawt knyow that thy tabewnyacwe shaww be in peace; and 
t-thou shawt v-visit thy habitation, and shawt nyot sin. 

5:25 T-Thou shawt knyow awso that thy seed shaww be g-gweat, and thinye 
o-offspwing as t-the gwass of t-the eawth. 

5:26 T-Thou shawt come to thy gwave in a f-fuww (￣ω￣) a-age, w-wike as a shock of 
cown cometh in in his s-season. 

5:27 W-Wo this, we have seawched it, so it is; h-heaw it, and knyow t-thou it 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy good. 

6-6:1 But J-Job answewed and said, 6:2 O-Oh that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwief wewe thwoughwy 
weighed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cawamity w-waid in t-the bawances togethew! 6:3 Fow nyow 
it w-wouwd be heaview than t-the sand of t-the sea: thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds awe 
swawwowed (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Fow t-the awwows of t-the Awmighty awe within me, t-the poison wheweof 
dwinketh up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit: t-the tewwows of God (^-^*)/ d-do s-set themsewves in a-awway 
against me. 

6:5 Doth t-the wiwd a-ass bway when he hath g-gwass? ow woweth t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox o-ovew 
his foddew? 6:6 Can that which is unsavouwy be eaten without s-sawt? ow 
is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any taste in t-the white of an egg? 6:7 The things that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
souw wefused to touch awe as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowwowfuw meat. 

6:8 O-Oh that I m-might have o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wequest; and that God w-wouwd gwant m-me t-the 
t-thing that I wong fow! 6:9 Even that it w-wouwd pwease God to d-destwoy 
m-me; that he w-wouwd wet woose his hand, and cut m-me off! 6:10 T-Then 
shouwd I (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have comfowt; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I w-wouwd hawden mysewf in sowwow: wet 
him nyot spawe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyot (*・ω・)ﾉ c-conceawed t-the w-wowds of t-the Howy Onye. 

6:11 What is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, that I shouwd hope? and what is minye end, 
that I shouwd pwowong o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife? 6:12 Is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength t-the stwength of 
stonyes? ow is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh of bwass? 6:13 Is nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewp in m-me? and is 
wisdom dwiven quite fwom m-me? 6:14 To him that is affwicted p-pity 
shouwd be shewed fwom his fwiend; but he fowsaketh t-the f-feaw of t-the 
Awmighty. 

6:15 My (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen have d-deawt d-deceitfuwwy as a bwook, and as t-the stweam 
of bwooks they pass away; (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 W-Which awe bwackish by w-weason of t-the 
i-ice, and whewein t-the s-snyow is (o^ ^o) h-hid: 6-6:17 What time they wax wawm, they 
vanyish: when it is hot, they awe consumed out of theiw pwace. 

6:18 The paths of theiw w-way awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside; they go to nyothing, and 
pewish. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 The twoops of Tema wooked, t-the c-companyies of Sheba waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
them. 

6:20 They wewe confounded because they h-had (＾• ω •＾) h-hoped; they came thithew, 
and wewe a-ashamed. 

6:21 Fow nyow ye awe nyothing; ye s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-casting down, and awe afwaid. 

6:22 Did I say, Bwing u-unto m-me? ow, Give a wewawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me of youw 
s-substance? 6:23 Ow, D-Dewivew m-me fwom t-the enyemy's hand? ow, W-Wedeem m-me 
fwom t-the hand of t-the (°ㅂ°╬) m-mighty? 6:24 Teach me, and I wiww h-howd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
t-tongue: and c-cause m-me to undewstand whewein I have ewwed. 

6:25 How fowcibwe awe wight wowds! but what doth youw awguing wepwove? 
6:26 Do ye imaginye to wepwove wowds, and t-the speeches of onye that is 
despewate, which awe as wind? 6:27 Yea, ye (/ =ω=)/ o-ovewwhewm t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, 
and ye dig a p-pit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw f-fwiend. 

6:28 Nyow thewefowe be content, wook upon m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is evident u-unto 
you if I wie. 

6:29 Wetuwn, I p-pway y-you, wet it nyot be inyiquity; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn again, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wighteousnyess is in it. 

6:30 Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe i-inyiquity in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue? c-cannyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my taste discewn pewvewse 
(o^▽^o) t-things? 7:1 Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot an appointed time to man upon eawth? awe nyot 
his days awso w-wike t-the days of an h-hiwewing? 7:2 As a sewvant 
eawnyestwy desiweth t-the shadow, and as an hiwewing wooketh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wewawd of his wowk: 7-7:3 S-So am I m-made to possess months of v-vanyity, and 
weawisome nyights awe appointed to me. 

7:4 When I w-wie down, I say, When shaww I a-awise, and t-the nyight be gonye? 
and I am f-fuww of t-tossings to and fwo u-unto t-the d-dawnying of t-the d-day. 

7:5 My fwesh is cwothed with wowms and cwods of dust; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my skin is 
bwoken, and become woathsome. 

7:6 My days awe swiftew than a weavew's (*≧ω≦*) s-shuttwe, and awe spent without 
hope. 

7-7:7 O-O (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife is wind: minye eye shaww nyo mowe s-see good. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 The eye of him that hath s-seen m-me shaww s-see m-me nyo mowe: thinye eyes 
awe upon me, and I am n-nyot. 

7:9 As t-the cwoud is consumed and vanyisheth (☆ω☆) a-away: so he that goeth down 
to t-the gwave shaww come up nyo mowe. 

7:10 He shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn nyo mowe to his h-house, nyeithew shaww his pwace 
knyow him any mowe. 

7:11 Thewefowe I wiww nyot wefwain o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; I wiww speak in t-the 
a-anguish of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit; I wiww compwain in t-the bittewnyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

7:12 Am I a sea, ow a (✧∀✧)/ w-whawe, that t-thou settest a watch o-ovew m-me? 7:13 
When I say, My b-bed shaww comfowt me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couch shaww ease o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
compwaints; 7:14 T-Then t-thou scawest m-me with dweams, and t-tewwifiest m-me 
thwough visions: 7:15 S-So that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw c-chooseth s-stwangwing, and death 
wathew than o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. 

7:16 I woathe it; I w-wouwd nyot wive awway: wet m-me awonye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days 
awe vanyity. 

7:17 What is ^.^ m-man, that t-thou shouwdest magnyify h-him? and that t-thou 
shouwdest s-set thinye heawt upon h-him? 7:18 And that t-thou shouwdest 
v-visit him {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mownying, and twy him {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-moment? xDD 7-7:19 How wong wiwt 
t-thou nyot depawt fwom me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wet m-me awonye tiww I swawwow down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
spittwe? 7:20 I have sinnyed; what shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee, O-O t-thou 
pwesewvew of men? why hast t-thou s-set m-me as a mawk against thee, so 
that I am a ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden to mysewf? 7:21 And why d-dost t-thou nyot pawdon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
twansgwession, and o(>ω<)o t-take away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my inyiquity? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow shaww I (o´∀`o) s-sweep in t-the 
dust; and t-thou shawt seek m-me in t-the m-mownying, but I shaww nyot be. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 T-Then answewed B-Biwdad t-the Shuhite, and said, 8-8:2 How wong wiwt t-thou 
speak these (o^▽^o) t-things? and how wong shaww t-the w-wowds of thy mouth be w-wike 
a stwong wind? 8:3 Doth God pewvewt judgment? ow doth t-the Awmighty 
pewvewt justice? 8:4 If thy chiwdwen have sinnyed against him, and he 
have cast t-them away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw twansgwession; 8-8:5 If t-thou wouwdest seek 
u-unto God betimes, and make thy suppwication to t-the A-Awmighty; 8:6 If 
t-thou wewt puwe and upwight; suwewy nyow he w-wouwd awake (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and 
make t-the h-habitation of thy wighteousnyess pwospewous. 

8:7 Though thy beginnying w-was s-smaww, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thy wattew end shouwd gweatwy 
i-incwease. 

8:8 Fow e-enquiwe, I p-pway thee, of t-the f-fowmew (￣ω￣) a-age, and p-pwepawe t-thysewf 
to t-the s-seawch of theiw fathews: 8:9 (Fow we awe but of ;;w;; y-yestewday, and 
knyow nyothing, because ouw days upon eawth awe a shadow:) 8-8:10 Shaww 
nyot they t-teach thee, and teww thee, and uttew w-wowds out of theiw 
heawt? 8-8:11 Can t-the wush gwow up without miwe? c-can t-the fwag gwow 
without watew? 8:12 Whiwst it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in his gweennyess, and nyot cut 
down, it witheweth befowe any othew h-hewb. 

8-8:13 S-So awe t-the paths of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that fowget God; and t-the hypocwite's hope 
shaww pewish: 8:14 Whose hope shaww be cut off, and whose t-twust shaww 
be a spidew's web. 

8:15 He shaww wean upon his h-house, but it shaww nyot s-stand: he shaww 
h-howd it fast, but it shaww nyot enduwe. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 He is gween befowe t-the sun, and his bwanch shooteth fowth in his 
gawden. 

8:17 His woots awe wwapped about t-the heap, and seeth t-the pwace of 
stonyes. 

8-8:18 If he d-destwoy him fwom his pwace, t-then it shaww deny him, s-saying, 
I have nyot s-seen thee. 

8-8:19 Behowd, this is t-the joy of his way, and out of t-the eawth shaww 
othews g-gwow. 

8:20 Behowd, God wiww nyot cast away a pewfect ^.^ m-man, nyeithew wiww he 
hewp t-the eviw doews: 8-8:21 Tiww he fiww thy mouth with waughing, and 
thy w-wips with wejoicing. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 They that hate thee shaww be cwothed with shame; and t-the dwewwing 
pwace of t-the wicked shaww come to nyought. 

9:1 T-Then J-Job answewed and said, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 I knyow it is so of a twuth: but 
how shouwd man be just with God? 9:3 If he wiww contend with him, he 
c-cannyot answew him onye of a thousand. 

9:4 He is wise in heawt, and mighty in stwength: who hath hawdenyed 
himsewf against him, and hath pwospewed? 9:5 W-Which wemoveth t-the 
mountains, and they knyow nyot: which ovewtuwnyeth t-them in his angew. 

9:6 W-Which shaketh t-the eawth out of hew pwace, and t-the piwwaws theweof 
t-twembwe. 

9:7 W-Which commandeth t-the sun, and it wiseth n-nyot; and seaweth up t-the 
staws. 

9:8 W-Which awonye spweadeth out t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and tweadeth upon t-the waves 
of t-the sea. 

9:9 W-Which m-maketh (o^ ^o) A-Awctuwus, Owion, and Pweiades, and t-the c-chambews of 
t-the south. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 W-Which doeth gweat things past finding out; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and w-wondews 
without nyumbew. 

9-9:11 Wo, he goeth by me, and I s-see him nyot: he passeth on awso, but I 
pewceive him n-nyot. 

9:12 Behowd, he taketh away, who c-can hindew h-him? who wiww say u-unto 
him, What doest thou? 9:13 If God wiww nyot withdwaw his angew, t-the 
pwoud hewpews (^-^*)/ d-do stoop undew h-him. 

9-9:14 How m-much w-wess shaww I answew him, and choose out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds to 
w-weason with h-him? 9:15 (*ﾉωﾉ) W-Whom, t-though I wewe (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wouwd I nyot 
a-answew, but I w-wouwd make suppwication to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judge. 

9:16 If I h-had cawwed, and he h-had answewed m-me; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wouwd I nyot bewieve 
that he h-had heawkenyed u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. 

9:17 Fow he bweaketh m-me with a tempest, and muwtipwieth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wounds 
without cause. 

9:18 He wiww nyot s-suffew m-me to o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bweath, but fiwweth m-me with 
bittewnyess. 

9:19 If I speak of stwength, wo, he is stwong: and if of j-judgment, who 
shaww s-set m-me a time to pwead? 9:20 If I justify mysewf, minye own 
mouth shaww c-condemn me: if I say, I am p-pewfect, it shaww awso pwove m-me 
p-pewvewse. 

9:21 Though I wewe p-pewfect, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wouwd I nyot knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: I w-wouwd 
despise o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. 

9:22 This is onye thing, thewefowe I said it, He destwoyeth t-the pewfect 
and t-the wicked. 

9:23 If t-the scouwge (✧∀✧)/ s-sway suddenwy, he wiww waugh a-at t-the twiaw of t-the 
innyocent. 

9:24 The eawth is given into t-the hand of t-the wicked: he coveweth t-the 
faces of t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges t-theweof; if nyot, whewe, and who is o(>< )o h-he? 9:25 Nyow 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days awe swiftew than a post: they fwee away, they s-see nyo good. 

9:26 They awe passed away as t-the swift ships: as t-the eagwe that 
hasteth to t-the pwey. 

9:27 If I say, I wiww fowget o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint, I wiww weave off o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
heavinyess, and comfowt mysewf: 9-9:28 I am afwaid of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowwows, I 
knyow that t-thou wiwt nyot h-howd m-me innyocent. 

9:29 If I be w-wicked, why t-then wabouw I in vain? 9:30 If I w-wash mysewf 
with s-snyow watew, and make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands nyevew so cwean; 9:31 Y-Yet shawt t-thou 
pwunge m-me in t-the d-ditch, and minye own cwothes shaww abhow me. 

9:32 Fow he is nyot a ^.^ m-man, as I am, that I shouwd answew him, and we 
shouwd come togethew in judgment. 

9:33 N-Nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any daysman b-betwixt u-us, that m-might way his hand 
upon us ♡(｡- ω -) b-both. 

9:34 Wet him o(>ω<)o t-take his wod away fwom me, and wet nyot his f-feaw tewwify 
me: 9:35 T-Then w-wouwd I speak, and nyot f-feaw h-him; but it is nyot so with 
me. 

10:1 My souw is weawy of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife; I wiww weave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint upon 
mysewf; I wiww speak in t-the bittewnyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

1-10:2 I wiww say u-unto G-God, Do nyot c-condemn m-me; s-shew m-me (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe t-thou 
contendest with me. 

10:3 Is it g-good u-unto thee that t-thou shouwdest oppwess, that t-thou 
shouwdest despise t-the wowk of thinye hands, and (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon t-the counsew 
of t-the wicked? 10:4 Hast t-thou eyes of f-fwesh? ow seest t-thou as man 
seeth? 1-10:5 Awe thy days as t-the days of man? awe thy yeaws as man's 
days, 10:6 That t-thou enquiwest aftew minye inyiquity, and seawchest 
aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sin? 10:7 T-Thou k-knyowest that I am nyot wicked; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyonye that c-can d-dewivew out of thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

10:8 T-Thinye h-hands have m-made m-me and fashionyed m-me togethew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou d-dost d-destwoy me. 

10:9 Wemembew, I b-beseech thee, that t-thou hast m-made m-me as t-the cway; and 
wiwt t-thou bwing m-me into dust (/ =ω=)/ a-again? 10:10 Hast t-thou nyot pouwed m-me out 
as miwk, and cuwdwed m-me w-wike cheese? 1-10:11 T-Thou hast cwothed m-me with 
skin and f-fwesh, and hast f-fenced m-me with bonyes and sinyews. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 T-Thou hast g-gwanted m-me wife and favouw, and thy visitation hath 
pwesewved o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And these things hast t-thou hid in thinye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: I knyow that this 
is with thee. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 If I sin, t-then t-thou m-mawkest me, and t-thou wiwt nyot acquit m-me fwom 
minye inyiquity. 

10:15 If I be w-wicked, (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto m-me; and if I be (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I 
nyot wift up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head. I am f-fuww of confusion; thewefowe s-see t-thou minye 
a-affwiction; 1-10:16 Fow it incweaseth. T-Thou h-huntest m-me as a fiewce wion: 
and again t-thou shewest t-thysewf mawvewwous upon me. 

1-10:17 T-Thou wenyewest thy witnyesses against me, and incweasest thinye 
indignyation upon m-me; changes and waw awe against me. 

10:18 Whewefowe t-then hast t-thou b-bwought m-me fowth out of t-the womb? O-Oh 
that I h-had given up t-the g-ghost, and nyo eye h-had s-seen me! 10:19 I shouwd 
have b-been as t-though I h-had nyot been; I shouwd have b-been cawwied fwom 
t-the womb to t-the gwave. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 Awe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days few? cease then, and wet m-me awonye, that I may 
o(>ω<)o t-take comfowt a wittwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 Befowe I go whence I shaww nyot wetuwn, 
even to t-the wand of dawknyess and t-the shadow of death; 10:22 A-A wand of 
dawknyess, as dawknyess itsewf; and of t-the shadow of d-death, without any 
owdew, and whewe t-the wight is as dawknyess. 

11:1 T-Then answewed Zophaw t-the N-Nyaamathite, and said, 11:2 Shouwd nyot 
t-the muwtitude of w-wowds be answewed? and shouwd a man f-fuww of tawk be 
justified? 11:3 Shouwd thy wies make men h-howd theiw p-peace? and when 
t-thou m-mockest, shaww nyo man make thee ashamed? 11:4 Fow t-thou hast 
said, My doctwinye is puwe, and I am cwean in thinye eyes. 

11:5 But oh that God w-wouwd speak, and open his w-wips against thee; 11:6 
And that he w-wouwd s-shew thee t-the secwets of wisdom, that they awe 
d-doubwe to that which is! K-Knyow thewefowe that God e-exacteth of thee w-wess 
than thinye i-inyiquity desewveth. 

11:7 Canst t-thou by seawching f-find out God? c-canst t-thou f-find out t-the 
Awmighty u-unto pewfection? 11:8 I-It is as high as heaven; what c-canst 
t-thou do? deepew than h-heww; what c-canst t-thou k-knyow? 11:9 The measuwe 
theweof is wongew than t-the eawth, and bwoadew than t-the sea. 

11:10 If he cut off, and s-shut up, ow gathew togethew, t-then who c-can 
hindew h-him? 11:11 Fow he k-knyoweth vain m-men: he seeth w-wickednyess awso; 
wiww he nyot t-then considew it? 11:12 Fow vain men w-wouwd be w-wise, 
t-though man be bown w-wike a wiwd a-ass's cowt. 

11:13 If t-thou p-pwepawe thinye heawt, and s-stwetch out thinye h-hands towawd 
h-him; 11:14 If i-inyiquity be in thinye hand, put it faw away, and wet nyot 
w-wickednyess dweww in thy tabewnyacwes. 

11:15 Fow t-then shawt t-thou wift up thy f-face without spot; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou 
shawt be stedfast, and shawt nyot feaw: 11:16 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou shawt fowget 
thy misewy, and (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew it as watews that pass (☆ω☆) a-away: 11:17 And thinye 
age shaww be cweawew than t-the nyoonday: t-thou shawt (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye fowth, t-thou 
shawt be as t-the mownying. 

11:18 And t-thou shawt be secuwe, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is hope; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou shawt 
dig about thee, and t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take thy w-west in safety. 

11:19 Awso t-thou shawt w-wie down, and nyonye shaww make thee afwaid; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, 
many shaww make suit u-unto thee. 

11:20 But t-the eyes of t-the wicked shaww faiw, and they shaww nyot 
escape, and theiw hope shaww be as t-the giving up of t-the g-ghost. 

12:1 And J-Job answewed and said, (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 N-Nyo doubt but ye awe t-the p-peopwe, 
and wisdom shaww die with you. 

12:3 But I have undewstanding as w-weww as you; I am nyot infewiow to 
you: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, who k-knyoweth nyot such things as these? 12:4 I am as onye 
mocked of his nyeighbouw, who cawweth upon G-God, and he answeweth him: 
t-the just upwight man is w-waughed to s-scown. 

1-12:5 He that is weady to s-swip with his feet is as a wamp (>_<) d-despised in 
t-the thought of him that is a-at ease. 

12:6 The tabewnyacwes of wobbews pwospew, and they that pwovoke God awe 
⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-secuwe; into whose hand God bwingeth abundantwy. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 But ask nyow t-the beasts, and they shaww t-teach thee; and t-the f-fowws 
of t-the aiw, and they shaww teww t-thee: 12:8 Ow speak to t-the eawth, and 
it shaww t-teach t-thee: and t-the fishes of t-the sea shaww decwawe u-unto 
thee. 

12:9 Who k-knyoweth nyot in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these that t-the hand of t-the WOWD hath 
wwought t-this? 12:10 In whose hand is t-the souw of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving thing, 
and t-the bweath of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mankind. 

1-12:11 Doth nyot t-the eaw twy wowds? and t-the mouth taste his meat? 12:12 
With t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient is wisdom; and in wength of days undewstanding. 

12:13 With him is wisdom and stwength, he hath counsew and 
undewstanding. 

12:14 Behowd, he bweaketh down, and it c-cannyot be b-buiwt ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: he 
shutteth up a ^.^ m-man, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe c-can be nyo o-openying. 

1-12:15 Behowd, he withhowdeth t-the w-watews, and they dwy up: awso he 
(-_-) s-sendeth t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and they ovewtuwn t-the eawth. 

12:16 With him is stwength and w-wisdom: t-the d-deceived and t-the deceivew 
awe his. 

12:17 He weadeth counsewwows away spoiwed, and m-maketh t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges 
foows. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 He wooseth t-the bond of kings, and giwdeth theiw woins with a 
giwdwe. 

12:19 He weadeth pwinces away spoiwed, and o-ovewthwoweth t-the mighty. 

12:20 He wemoveth away t-the speech of t-the twusty, and taketh away t-the 
undewstanding of t-the aged. 

1-12:21 He pouweth contempt upon pwinces, and weakenyeth t-the stwength of 
t-the mighty. 

12:22 He discoveweth (☆▽☆) d-deep things out of dawknyess, and bwingeth out to 
wight t-the shadow of death. 

12:23 He incweaseth t-the n-nyations, and destwoyeth (=`ω´=) t-them: he enwawgeth t-the 
n-nyations, and (*≧ω≦*) s-stwaitenyeth t-them again. 

12:24 He taketh away t-the heawt of t-the chief of t-the peopwe of t-the 
eawth, and causeth t-them to wandew in a wiwdewnyess whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo 
way. 

12:25 They gwope in t-the dawk without wight, and he m-maketh t-them to 
( ~*-*)~ s-staggew w-wike a dwunken m-man. 

13:1 Wo, minye eye hath s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, minye eaw hath heawd and 
undewstood it. 

13:2 What ye knyow, t-the same (^-^*)/ d-do I knyow awso: I am nyot infewiow u-unto 
you. 

13:3 S-Suwewy I w-wouwd speak to t-the Awmighty, and I d-desiwe to w-weason with 
God. 

13:4 But ye awe fowgews of w-wies, ye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww physicians of nyo vawue. 

13:5 O-O that ye w-wouwd awtogethew h-howd youw peace! and it shouwd be youw 
w-wisdom. 

13:6 Heaw nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-weasonying, and heawken to t-the pweadings of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips. 

13:7 W-Wiww ye speak wickedwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God? and tawk d-deceitfuwwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him? 
13:8 W-Wiww ye a-accept his pewson? wiww ye contend (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God? 13:9 Is it 
g-good that he shouwd s-seawch you out? ow as onye man mocketh anyothew, (^-^*)/ d-do 
ye so mock h-him? 1-13:10 He wiww suwewy wepwove y-you, if ye (^-^*)/ d-do secwetwy 
a-accept pewsons. 

1-13:11 Shaww nyot his excewwency make you afwaid? and his dwead faww 
upon y-you? 13:12 Youw wemembwances awe w-wike u-unto a-ashes, youw bodies to 
bodies of cway. 

13:13 Howd youw p-peace, wet m-me awonye, that I may speak, and wet come on 
m-me what wiww. 

13:14 Whewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do I o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-teeth, and put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife in 
minye hand? 13:15 Though he (✧∀✧)/ s-sway me, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I t-twust in him: but I 
wiww maintain minye own ways befowe h-him. 

1-13:16 He awso shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hypocwite shaww nyot come 
befowe h-him. 

13:17 Heaw diwigentwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-speech, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my decwawation with youw eaws. 

13:18 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd n-nyow, I have owdewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause; I knyow that I shaww be 
justified. 

13:19 Who is he that wiww pwead with m-me? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow n-nyow, if I h-howd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue, 
I shaww g-give up t-the g-ghost. 

1-13:20 Onwy (^-^*)/ d-do nyot two things u-unto me: t-then wiww I nyot hide mysewf fwom 
thee. 

13:21 Withdwaw thinye hand faw fwom me: and wet nyot thy dwead make m-me 
afwaid. 

13:22 T-Then caww thou, and I wiww answew: ow wet m-me speak, and answew 
t-thou me. 

13:23 How many awe minye inyiquities and sins? make m-me to knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
twansgwession and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin. 

13:24 Whewefowe hidest t-thou thy face, and howdest m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye e-enyemy? 
13:25 Wiwt t-thou bweak a weaf dwiven to and fwo? and wiwt t-thou puwsue 
t-the dwy stubbwe? 13:26 Fow t-thou wwitest bittew things against me, and 
makest m-me to possess t-the inyiquities of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth. 

13:27 T-Thou puttest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet awso in t-the stocks, and uWu w-wookest nyawwowwy 
u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my paths; t-thou settest a p-pwint upon t-the h-heews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. 

13:28 And he, as a w-wotten thing, c-consumeth, as a gawment that is ^w^ m-moth 
e-eaten. 

14:1 Man that is bown of a woman is of f-few days and f-fuww of twoubwe. 

14:2 He cometh fowth w-wike a fwowew, and is cut down: he fweeth awso as 
a shadow, and continyueth n-nyot. 

14:3 And doth t-thou open thinye eyes upon such an o-onye, and b-bwingest m-me 
into j-judgment with thee? 14:4 Who c-can bwing a cwean t-thing out of an 
uncwean? nyot onye. 

1-14:5 Seeing his days awe detewminyed, t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of his months awe with 
thee, t-thou hast appointed his bounds that he c-cannyot pass; 14:6 T-Tuwn 
fwom him, that he may west, tiww he shaww accompwish, as an hiwewing, 
his d-day. 

14:7 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is hope of a twee, if it be cut down, that it wiww 
s-spwout again, and that t-the tendew bwanch theweof wiww nyot cease. 

14:8 Though t-the woot theweof wax o-owd in t-the eawth, and t-the stock 
theweof die in t-the g-gwound; 14:9 Y-Yet thwough t-the s-scent of w-watew it wiww 
bud, and bwing fowth boughs w-wike a pwant. 

14:10 But man dieth, and wasteth (☆ω☆) a-away: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, man giveth up t-the g-ghost, 
and whewe is o(>< )o h-he? 14:11 As t-the watews faiw fwom t-the sea, and t-the fwood 
decayeth and dwieth up: 1-14:12 S-So man wieth down, and wiseth nyot: tiww 
t-the h-heavens be nyo m-mowe, they shaww nyot awake, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be waised out of 
theiw sweep. 

14:13 O-O that t-thou wouwdest hide m-me in t-the gwave, that t-thou wouwdest 
keep m-me secwet, untiw thy wwath be past, that t-thou wouwdest appoint m-me 
a s-set time, and (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew me! 14:14 If a man die, shaww he wive (/ =ω=)/ a-again? 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my appointed time wiww I wait, tiww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my change come. 

1-14:15 T-Thou shawt caww, and I wiww answew t-thee: t-thou wiwt have a d-desiwe 
to t-the wowk of thinye hands. 

14:16 Fow nyow t-thou nyumbewest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps: d-dost t-thou nyot watch o-ovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-sin? 14:17 My twansgwession is seawed up in a bag, and t-thou sewest up 
minye inyiquity. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And suwewy t-the mountains fawwing cometh to nyought, and t-the w-wock 
is w-wemoved out of his pwace. 

1-14:19 The watews ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw t-the stonyes: t-thou (☆▽☆) *looks at you* w-washest away t-the things which 
gwow out of t-the dust of t-the eawth; and t-thou destwoyest t-the hope of 
m-man. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 T-Thou p-pwevaiwest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew against him, and he passeth: t-thou 
changest his countenyance, and s-sendest him away. 

1-14:21 His sons come to honyouw, and he k-knyoweth it n-nyot; and they awe 
b-bwought wow, but he pewceiveth it nyot of them. 

14:22 But his fwesh upon him shaww have p-pain, and his souw within him 
shaww mouwn. 

15:1 T-Then answewed Ewiphaz t-the T-Temanyite, and said, ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Shouwd a wise 
man uttew vain knyowwedge, and fiww his bewwy with t-the east wind? 1-15:3 
Shouwd he w-weason with unpwofitabwe tawk? ow with speeches whewewith he 
c-can (^-^*)/ d-do nyo good? :3 1-15:4 Yea, t-thou c-castest off feaw, and westwainyest 
pwayew befowe God. 

1-15:5 Fow thy mouth utteweth thinye inyiquity, and t-thou choosest t-the 
tongue of t-the cwafty. 

15:6 T-Thinye own mouth condemnyeth thee, and nyot I-I: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, thinye own w-wips 
t-testify against thee. 

15:7 Awt t-thou t-the fiwst man that w-was bown? ow wast t-thou m-made befowe 
t-the hiwws? 15:8 Hast t-thou heawd t-the secwet of God? and d-dost t-thou 
(^人^) w-westwain wisdom to t-thysewf? 15:9 What k-knyowest thou, that we knyow nyot? 
what undewstandest thou, which is nyot in us? 15:10 With us awe both 
t-the gwayheaded and vewy a-aged men, m-much ewdew than thy fathew. 

15:11 Awe t-the consowations of God smaww with thee? is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any secwet 
t-thing with thee? 15:12 Why doth thinye heawt cawwy thee away? and what 
(^-^*)/ d-do thy eyes wink at, 1-15:13 That t-thou t-tuwnyest thy spiwit against G-God, 
and wettest such w-wowds go out of thy mouth? 15:14 What is ^.^ m-man, that 
he shouwd be cwean? and he which is bown of a woman, that he shouwd be 
w-wighteous? 15:15 Behowd, he putteth nyo t-twust in his s-saints; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the 
h-heavens awe nyot cwean in his sight. 

15:16 How m-much mowe abominyabwe and fiwthy is ^.^ m-man, which dwinketh 
i-inyiquity w-wike watew? 15:17 I wiww s-shew thee, h-heaw m-me; and that which 
I have s-seen I wiww decwawe; 15:18 W-Which wise men have towd fwom theiw 
fathews, and have nyot hid i-it: 1-15:19 Unto whom awonye t-the eawth w-was 
given, and nyo stwangew passed among them. 

1-15:20 The wicked man t-twavaiweth with pain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days, and t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew 
of yeaws is ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden to t-the oppwessow. 

15:21 A-A dweadfuw s-sound is in his eaws: in p-pwospewity t-the destwoyew 
shaww come upon h-him. 

15:22 He b-bewieveth nyot that he shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn out of dawknyess, and he is 
waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of t-the swowd. 

1-15:23 He (o^ ^o)/ *shuffles closer* w-wandeweth a-abwoad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwead, s-saying, Whewe is it? he k-knyoweth 
that t-the day of dawknyess is weady a-at his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

1-15:24 Twoubwe and a-anguish shaww make him afwaid; they shaww pwevaiw 
against him, as a king weady to t-the battwe. 

15:25 Fow he stwetcheth out his hand against G-God, and s-stwengthenyeth 
himsewf against t-the Awmighty. 

15:26 He w-wunnyeth upon him, even on his nyeck, upon t-the thick bosses of 
his buckwews: 15:27 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he coveweth his f-face with his fatnyess, and 
m-maketh c-cowwops of fat on his fwanks. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And he d-dwewweth in desowate cities, and in houses which nyo man 
inhabiteth, which awe weady to become heaps. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 He shaww nyot be wich, nyeithew shaww his s-substance continyue, 
nyeithew shaww he pwowong t-the pewfection theweof upon t-the eawth. 

15:30 He shaww nyot depawt out of dawknyess; t-the fwame shaww dwy up his 
bwanches, and by t-the bweath of his mouth shaww he go away. 

15:31 Wet nyot him that is d-deceived t-twust in vanyity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vanyity shaww 
be his wecompence. 

15:32 I-It shaww be (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished befowe his time, and his bwanch shaww 
nyot be gween. 

1-15:33 He shaww s-shake off his unwipe gwape as t-the vinye, and shaww cast 
off his fwowew as t-the o-owive. 

15:34 Fow t-the c-congwegation of hypocwites shaww be d-desowate, and fiwe 
shaww consume t-the tabewnyacwes of bwibewy. 

1-15:35 They conceive m-mischief, and bwing fowth v-vanyity, and theiw bewwy 
pwepaweth deceit. 

16:1 T-Then J-Job answewed and said, 16:2 I have heawd many such things: 
misewabwe comfowtews awe ye aww. 

16:3 Shaww vain w-wowds have an end? ow what embowdenyeth thee that t-thou 
answewest? 16:4 I awso couwd speak as ye do: if youw souw wewe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
souw's ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, I couwd heap up w-wowds against y-you, and s-shake minye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head 
a-at you. 

16:5 But I w-wouwd stwengthen you with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and t-the moving of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
w-wips shouwd asswage youw g-gwief. 

1-16:6 Though I speak, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwief is nyot asswaged: and t-though I fowbeaw, 
what am I eased? 16:7 But nyow he hath m-made m-me w-weawy: t-thou hast m-made 
desowate (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-company. 

16:8 And t-thou hast fiwwed m-me with w-wwinkwes, which is a witnyess against 
me: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weannyess wising up in m-me beaweth witnyess to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. 

1-16:9 He teaweth m-me in his wwath, who hateth me: he gnyasheth upon m-me 
with his teeth; minye enyemy shawpenyeth his eyes upon me. 

1-16:10 They have gaped upon m-me with theiw mouth; they have smitten m-me 
upon t-the cheek wepwoachfuwwy; they have gathewed themsewves togethew 
against me. 

16:11 God hath dewivewed m-me to t-the ungodwy, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed m-me o-ovew into 
t-the h-hands of t-the wicked. 

1-16:12 I w-was a-at ease, but he hath bwoken m-me asundew: he hath awso taken 
m-me by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyeck, and shaken m-me to p-pieces, and s-set m-me up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mawk. 

16:13 His awchews compass m-me (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, he cweaveth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins 
⊂(･ω･*⊂) a-asundew, and doth nyot spawe; he pouweth out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww upon t-the gwound. 

1-16:14 He bweaketh m-me with bweach upon bweach, he w-wunnyeth upon m-me w-wike 
a giant. 

xDD 1-16:15 I have sewed (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-skin, and defiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (・_・ヾ h-hown in t-the 
dust. 

16:16 My f-face is f-fouw with weeping, and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my eyewids is t-the shadow of 
death; 1-16:17 Nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any (o-_-o) i-injustice in minye hands: awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew is 
(o-_-o) p-puwe. 

1-16:18 O-O eawth, covew nyot t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwood, and wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy have nyo pwace. 

16:19 Awso n-nyow, b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my witnyess is in heaven, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wecowd is on 
high. 

16:20 My fwiends s-scown me: but minye eye pouweth out teaws u-unto God. 

16:21 O-O that onye m-might pwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man with G-God, as a man p-pweadeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
his nyeighbouw! 16:22 When a f-few yeaws awe come, t-then I shaww go t-the 
w-way whence I shaww nyot wetuwn. 

17:1 My bweath is cowwupt, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days awe e-extinct, t-the gwaves awe weady 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

17:2 Awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot mockews with m-me? and doth nyot minye eye continyue in 
theiw pwovocation? 17:3 Way down n-nyow, put m-me in a s-suwety with thee; 
who is he that wiww stwike h-hands with m-me? 17:4 Fow t-thou hast hid 
theiw heawt fwom ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: thewefowe shawt t-thou nyot e-exawt them. 

17:5 He that s-speaketh fwattewy to his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, even t-the eyes of his 
chiwdwen shaww faiw. 

17:6 He hath m-made m-me awso a bywowd of t-the peopwe; and afowetime I w-was 
as a ( ╥ω╥ ) *hugs tightly* t-tabwet. 

17:7 M-Minye eye awso is dim by w-weason of sowwow, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my membews awe 
as a shadow. 

1-17:8 Upwight men shaww be astonyied a-at this, and t-the innyocent shaww 
stiw up himsewf against t-the hypocwite. 

17:9 The wighteous awso shaww h-howd on his way, and he that hath cwean 
h-hands shaww be stwongew and stwongew. 

17:10 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you a-aww, (^-^*)/ d-do ye wetuwn, and come nyow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I c-cannyot 
f-find onye wise man among you. 

17:11 My days awe past, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my puwposes awe bwoken off, even t-the thoughts 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. 

17:12 They change t-the nyight into day: t-the wight is showt because of 
dawknyess. 

17:13 If I wait, t-the gwave is minye house: I have m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed in t-the 
dawknyess. 

17:14 I have said to cowwuption, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew: to t-the wowm, T-Thou 
awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sistew. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And whewe is nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope? as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope, who shaww s-see it? 
17:16 They shaww go down to t-the baws of t-the pit, when ouw w-west 
togethew is in t-the dust. 

18:1 T-Then answewed B-Biwdad t-the Shuhite, and said, 18:2 How wong wiww it 
be ewe ye make an end of wowds? m-mawk, and a-aftewwawds we wiww s-speak. 

18:3 Whewefowe awe we c-counted as beasts, and weputed viwe in youw 
s-sight? 18:4 He teaweth himsewf in his angew: shaww t-the eawth be 
fowsaken (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee? and shaww t-the w-wock be w-wemoved out of his pwace? 
18:5 Yea, t-the wight of t-the wicked shaww be put (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-the spawk of 
his fiwe shaww nyot shinye. 

18:6 The wight shaww be dawk in his tabewnyacwe, and his c-candwe shaww 
be put out with h-him. 

18:7 The steps of his stwength shaww be s-stwaitenyed, and his own 
counsew shaww cast him down. 

18:8 Fow he is cast into a nyet by his own feet, and he w-wawketh upon a 
snyawe. 

18:9 The gin shaww o(>ω<)o t-take him by t-the heew, and t-the wobbew shaww pwevaiw 
against h-him. 

18:10 The snyawe is w-waid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in t-the g-gwound, and a twap (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in 
t-the way. 

1-18:11 T-Tewwows shaww make him afwaid on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, and shaww dwive him 
to his feet. 

18:12 His stwength shaww be UwU *cuddles you* h-hungewbitten, and destwuction shaww be 
weady a-at his side. 

18:13 I-It shaww devouw t-the stwength of his skin: even t-the fiwstbown of 
death shaww devouw his s-stwength. 

18:14 His confidence shaww be (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted out of his tabewnyacwe, and it 
shaww bwing him to t-the king of tewwows. 

18:15 I-It shaww dweww in his tabewnyacwe, because it is nyonye of his: 
(っ˘ω˘ς ) b-bwimstonye shaww be scattewed upon his h-habitation. 

18:16 His woots shaww be dwied up benyeath, and a-above shaww his bwanch 
be cut off. 

18:17 His w-wemembwance shaww pewish fwom t-the eawth, and he shaww have 
nyo nyame in t-the stweet. 

18:18 He shaww be dwiven fwom wight into dawknyess, and chased out of 
t-the wowwd. 

18:19 He shaww nyeithew have son (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyephew among his p-peopwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any 
wemainying in his dwewwings. 

18:20 They that come aftew him shaww be astonyied a-at his day, as they 
that went befowe wewe a-affwighted. 

1-18:21 S-Suwewy such awe t-the dwewwings of t-the w-wicked, and this is t-the 
pwace of him that k-knyoweth nyot God. 

19:1 T-Then J-Job answewed and said, 19:2 How wong wiww ye v-vex o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, 
and bweak m-me in pieces with wowds? 19:3 These t-ten times have ye 
wepwoached me: ye awe nyot a-ashamed that ye make youwsewves s-stwange to 
me. 

19:4 And be it indeed that I have ewwed, minye ewwow wemainyeth with 
mysewf. 

19:5 If indeed ye wiww magnyify youwsewves against me, and pwead 
against m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach: 1-19:6 K-Knyow nyow that God hath ovewthwown me, and 
hath compassed m-me with his nyet. 

19:7 Behowd, I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out of wwong, but I am nyot heawd: I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy a-awoud, but 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo judgment. 

19:8 He hath f-fenced up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way that I c-cannyot pass, and he hath s-set 
dawknyess in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my paths. 

19:9 He hath (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped m-me of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy, and taken t-the cwown fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
head. 

19:10 He hath destwoyed m-me on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, and I am gonye: and minye hope 
hath he w-wemoved w-wike a t-twee. 

1-19:11 He hath awso kindwed his wwath against me, and he c-counteth m-me 
u-unto him as onye of his enyemies. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 His twoops come togethew, and w-waise up theiw w-way against me, and 
e-encamp (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabewnyacwe. 

19:13 He hath put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen faw fwom me, and minye acquaintance awe 
vewiwy estwanged fwom me. 

19:14 My kinsfowk have faiwed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my famiwiaw fwiends have fowgotten 
me. 

19:15 They that dweww in minye h-house, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my maids, count m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
stwangew: I am an awien in theiw sight. 

19:16 I cawwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, and he gave m-me nyo answew; I intweated him 
with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

19:17 My bweath is s-stwange to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife, t-though I intweated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
c-chiwdwen's sake of minye own body. 

19:18 Yea, young chiwdwen (>_<) d-despised m-me; I a-awose, and they spake against 
me. 

19:19 Aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my inwawd fwiends a-abhowwed me: and they whom I woved awe 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed against me. 

19:20 My bonye cweaveth to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my skin and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh, and I am escaped 
with t-the skin of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teeth. 

19:21 H-Have p-pity upon me, have p-pity upon me, O-O ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwiends; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
hand of God hath touched me. 

1-19:22 Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye pewsecute m-me as G-God, and awe nyot satisfied with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
f-fwesh? 19:23 O-Oh that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds wewe nyow w-wwitten! oh that they wewe 
pwinted in a book! 19:24 That they wewe gwaven with an (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon pen and 
wead in t-the w-wock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew! 19:25 Fow I knyow that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (o^▽^o) w-wedeemew w-wiveth, 
and that he shaww stand a-at t-the wattew day upon t-the eawth: 19:26 And 
t-though aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my skin wowms d-destwoy this b-body, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh shaww I 
s-see G-God: 19:27 Whom I shaww s-see (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf, and minye eyes shaww 
b-behowd, and nyot anyothew; t-though o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins be consumed within me. 

19:28 But ye shouwd say, Why pewsecute we him, seeing t-the woot of t-the 
mattew is f-found in m-me? 19:29 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye afwaid of t-the (--_--) s-swowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wwath 
bwingeth t-the punyishments of t-the swowd, that ye may knyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a 
judgment. 

20:1 T-Then answewed Zophaw t-the N-Nyaamathite, and said, ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 Thewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thoughts c-cause m-me to a-answew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this I make haste. 

20:3 I have heawd t-the check of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach, and t-the spiwit of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
undewstanding causeth m-me to answew. 

20:4 Knyowest t-thou nyot this of o-owd, since man w-was pwaced upon eawth, 
20:5 That t-the (＾• ω •＾) t-twiumphing of t-the wicked is s-showt, and t-the joy of t-the 
hypocwite but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a m-moment? 20:6 Though his excewwency mount up to 
t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head w-weach u-unto t-the cwouds; (✯◡✯) 2-20:7 Y-Yet he shaww 
pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew w-wike his own dung: they which have s-seen him shaww say, 
Whewe is o(>< )o h-he? 20:8 He shaww fwy away as a dweam, and shaww nyot be 
f-found: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he shaww be chased away as a vision of t-the nyight. 

20:9 The eye awso which saw him shaww s-see him nyo mowe; nyeithew shaww 
his pwace any mowe (x_x)V b-behowd h-him. 

20:10 His chiwdwen shaww seek to pwease t-the poow, and his h-hands shaww 
westowe theiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. 

2-20:11 His bonyes awe f-fuww of t-the sin of his youth, which shaww w-wie down 
with him in t-the dust. 

2-20:12 Though w-wickednyess be sweet in his mouth, t-though he hide it undew 
his tongue; 2-20:13 Though he spawe it, and fowsake it n-nyot; but keep it 
stiww within his m-mouth: 2-20:14 Y-Yet his meat in his b-bowews is tuwnyed, it 
is t-the (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww of asps within h-him. 

2-20:15 He hath swawwowed down wiches, and he shaww vomit t-them up ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: 
God shaww cast t-them out of his b-bewwy. 

20:16 He shaww suck t-the poison of asps: t-the v-vipew's tongue shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway 
h-him. 

2-20:17 He shaww nyot s-see t-the wivews, t-the f-fwoods, t-the bwooks of honyey and 
buttew. 

20:18 That which he wabouwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow shaww he w-westowe, and shaww nyot 
swawwow it down: a-accowding to his s-substance shaww t-the westitution be, 
and he shaww nyot wejoice thewein. 

2-20:19 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he hath oppwessed and hath fowsaken t-the poow; because he 
hath viowentwy taken away an house which he buiwded n-nyot; 20:20 S-Suwewy 
he shaww nyot feew quietnyess in his b-bewwy, he shaww nyot s-save of that 
which he desiwed. 

20:21 Thewe shaww nyonye of his meat be weft; thewefowe shaww nyo man 
wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. 

2-20:22 In t-the fuwnyess of his sufficiency he shaww be in stwaits: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
hand of t-the wicked shaww come upon h-him. 

20:23 When he is about to fiww his b-bewwy, God shaww cast t-the fuwy of 
his wwath upon him, and shaww wain it upon him whiwe he is e-eating. 

20:24 He shaww fwee fwom t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon weapon, and t-the bow of steew shaww 
stwike him thwough. 

20:25 I-It is dwawn, and cometh out of t-the body; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the (*・ω・)ﾉ g-gwittewing 
s-swowd cometh out of his gaww: tewwows awe upon h-him. 

20:26 Aww dawknyess shaww be hid in his secwet pwaces: a fiwe nyot bwown 
shaww consume h-him; it shaww go iww with him that is weft in his 
tabewnyacwe. 

2-20:27 The heaven shaww weveaw his inyiquity; and t-the eawth shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise 
up against h-him. 

20:28 The incwease of his house shaww depawt, and his goods shaww fwow 
away in t-the day of his wwath. 

20:29 This is t-the powtion of a wicked man fwom G-God, and t-the hewitage 
appointed u-unto him by God. 

21:1 But J-Job answewed and said, 21:2 Heaw diwigentwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-speech, and 
wet this be youw consowations. 

21:3 Suffew m-me that I may s-speak; and aftew that I have spoken, mock 
o-on. 

21:4 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint to man? and if it wewe so, why shouwd 
nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit be twoubwed? 21:5 Mawk me, and be astonyished, and way 
youw hand upon youw mouth. 

2-21:6 Even when I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew I am afwaid, and twembwing taketh h-howd on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
;;w;; f-fwesh. 

21:7 Whewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do t-the wicked wive, become o-owd, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, awe mighty in 
p-powew? 21:8 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw seed is estabwished in theiw sight with t-them, and 
theiw o-offspwing befowe theiw eyes. 

21:9 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw houses awe safe fwom feaw, nyeithew is t-the wod of God upon 
them. 

21:10 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw buww gendeweth, and faiweth n-nyot; theiw cow c-cawveth, and 
casteth nyot hew c-cawf. 

21:11 They send fowth theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes w-wike a f-fwock, and theiw 
chiwdwen dance. 

21:12 They o(>ω<)o t-take t-the timbwew and h-hawp, and wejoice a-at t-the s-sound of t-the 
owgan. 

2-21:13 They s-spend theiw days in weawth, and in a moment go down to t-the 
gwave. 

21:14 Thewefowe they say u-unto G-God, Depawt fwom us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we d-desiwe nyot 
t-the k-knyowwedge of thy w-ways. 

2-21:15 What is t-the Awmighty, that we shouwd sewve h-him? and what pwofit 
shouwd we have, if we p-pway u-unto h-him? 21:16 Wo, theiw g-good is nyot in 
theiw hand: t-the counsew of t-the wicked is faw fwom me. 

21:17 How oft is t-the c-candwe of t-the wicked put out! and how oft cometh 
theiw destwuction upon t-them! God (*≧ω≦*) d-distwibuteth sowwows in his angew. 

2-21:18 They awe as s-stubbwe befowe t-the wind, and as chaff that t-the stowm 
c-cawwieth away. 

2-21:19 God wayeth up his i-inyiquity (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his chiwdwen: he wewawdeth him, 
and he shaww knyow it. 

21:20 His eyes shaww s-see his destwuction, and he shaww dwink of t-the 
wwath of t-the Awmighty. 

21:21 Fow what pweasuwe hath he in his house aftew him, when t-the 
(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of his months is cut off in t-the midst? 2-21:22 Shaww any t-teach 
God k-knyowwedge? seeing he j-judgeth those that awe high. 

21:23 Onye dieth in his f-fuww stwength, being whowwy a-at ease and q-quiet. 

21:24 His b-bweasts awe f-fuww of miwk, and his bonyes awe moistenyed with 
mawwow. 

21:25 And anyothew dieth in t-the bittewnyess of his s-souw, and nyevew 
eateth with pweasuwe. 

21:26 They shaww w-wie down a-awike in t-the dust, and t-the wowms shaww covew 
them. 

21:27 Behowd, I knyow youw thoughts, and t-the devices which ye 
wwongfuwwy imaginye against me. 

21:28 Fow ye say, Whewe is t-the house of t-the p-pwince? and whewe awe t-the 
dwewwing pwaces of t-the wicked? 21:29 H-Have ye nyot asked t-them that go 
by t-the way? and (^-^*)/ d-do ye nyot knyow theiw tokens, 2-21:30 That t-the wicked is 
wesewved to t-the day of destwuction? they shaww be b-bwought fowth to t-the 
day of wwath. 

21:31 Who shaww decwawe his w-way to his face? and who shaww wepay him 
what he hath donye? 21:32 Y-Yet shaww he be b-bwought to t-the gwave, and 
shaww wemain in t-the tomb. 

21:33 The cwods of t-the vawwey shaww be sweet u-unto him, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
shaww d-dwaw aftew him, as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe innyumewabwe befowe h-him. 

21:34 How t-then comfowt ye m-me in vain, seeing in youw answews (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
wemainyeth fawsehood? 22:1 T-Then Ewiphaz t-the Temanyite answewed and 
said, 2-22:2 Can a man be pwofitabwe u-unto G-God, as he that is wise may be 
pwofitabwe u-unto himsewf? (っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 Is it any pweasuwe to t-the Awmighty, 
that t-thou awt w-wighteous? ow is it gain to him, that t-thou makest thy 
ways pewfect? 22:4 W-Wiww he wepwove thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of thee? wiww he 
entew with thee into judgment? 2-22:5 Is nyot thy w-wickednyess gweat? and 
thinye inyiquities infinyite? 22:6 Fow t-thou hast taken a p-pwedge fwom thy 
b-bwothew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought, and (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped t-the nyaked of theiw cwothing. 

22:7 T-Thou hast nyot given w-watew to t-the weawy to dwink, and t-thou hast 
withhowden bwead fwom t-the hungwy. 

22:8 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mighty ^.^ m-man, he h-had t-the eawth; and t-the honyouwabwe 
man d-dwewt in it. 

22:9 T-Thou hast sent widows away e-empty, and t-the awms of t-the fathewwess 
have b-been bwoken. 

22:10 Thewefowe snyawes awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thee, and s-sudden f-feaw t-twoubweth 
thee; 22:11 Ow dawknyess, that t-thou c-canst nyot see; and a-abundance of 
watews covew thee. 

22:12 Is nyot God in t-the height of h-heaven? and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the height of t-the 
s-staws, how high they awe! 22:13 And t-thou sayest, How doth God k-knyow? 
c-can he j-judge thwough t-the dawk cwoud? 22:14 Thick cwouds awe a 
covewing to him, that he seeth n-nyot; and he w-wawketh in t-the c-ciwcuit of 
heaven. 

22:15 Hast t-thou mawked t-the o-owd w-way which wicked men have t-twodden? 
22:16 W-Which wewe cut down out of time, whose f-foundation w-was ovewfwown 
with a f-fwood: (^人^) 2-22:17 W-Which said u-unto G-God, Depawt fwom us: and what c-can 
t-the Awmighty (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them? 22:18 Y-Yet he fiwwed theiw houses with g-good 
things: but t-the counsew of t-the wicked is faw fwom me. 

22:19 The wighteous s-see it, and awe gwad: and t-the innyocent waugh t-them 
to s-scown. 

22:20 Wheweas ouw s-substance is nyot cut down, but t-the wemnyant of t-them 
t-the fiwe consumeth. 

22:21 A-Acquaint nyow t-thysewf with him, and be a-at peace: theweby g-good 
shaww come u-unto thee. 

2-22:22 Weceive, I p-pway thee, t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw fwom his mouth, and way up his 
w-wowds in thinye heawt. 

22:23 If t-thou (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the Awmighty, t-thou shawt be b-buiwt up, t-thou 
shawt put away i-inyiquity faw fwom thy tabewnyacwes. 

22:24 T-Then shawt t-thou way up gowd as dust, and t-the gowd of Ophiw as 
t-the s-stonyes of t-the bwooks. 

22:25 Yea, t-the Awmighty shaww be thy defence, and t-thou shawt have 
pwenty of siwvew. 

22:26 Fow t-then shawt t-thou have thy dewight in t-the Awmighty, and shawt 
wift up thy f-face u-unto God. 

22:27 T-Thou shawt make thy pwayew u-unto him, and he shaww h-heaw thee, and 
t-thou shawt pay thy vows. 

22:28 T-Thou shawt awso decwee a thing, and it shaww be estabwished u-unto 
t-thee: and t-the wight shaww (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon thy w-ways. 

22:29 When men awe cast down, t-then t-thou shawt say, Thewe is wifting 
up; and he shaww s-save t-the humbwe pewson. 

22:30 He shaww d-dewivew t-the i-iswand of t-the innyocent: and it is dewivewed 
by t-the puwenyess of thinye hands. 

23:1 T-Then J-Job answewed and said, 23:2 Even to day is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint 
bittew: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwoke is heaview than o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwoanying. 

23:3 O-Oh that I knyew whewe I m-might f-find him! that I m-might come even to 
his o(>< )o *sweats* s-seat! 23:4 I w-wouwd owdew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-cause befowe him, and fiww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth 
with awguments. 

23:5 I w-wouwd knyow t-the w-wowds which he w-wouwd answew me, and undewstand 
what he w-wouwd say u-unto me. 

23:6 W-Wiww he pwead against m-me with his gweat p-powew? Nyo; but he w-wouwd 
put stwength in me. 

2-23:7 Thewe t-the wighteous m-might dispute with h-him; so shouwd I be 
dewivewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judge. 

2-23:8 Behowd, I go fowwawd, but he is nyot thewe; and backwawd, but I 
c-cannyot pewceive him: 23:9 On t-the weft hand, whewe he doth wowk, but I 
c-cannyot (x_x)V b-behowd him: he h-hideth himsewf on t-the wight hand, that I c-cannyot 
s-see him: 23:10 But he k-knyoweth t-the w-way that I t-take: when he hath twied 
me, I shaww come fowth as gowd. 

23:11 My foot hath hewd his steps, his w-way have I kept, and nyot 
decwinyed. 

23:12 N-Nyeithew have I gonye back fwom t-the commandment of his wips; I 
have esteemed t-the w-wowds of his mouth mowe than o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyecessawy food. 

2-23:13 But he is in onye mind, and who c-can tuwn h-him? and what his souw 
desiweth, even that he doeth. 

23:14 Fow he p-pewfowmeth t-the t-thing that is appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: and many 
such things awe with h-him. 

23:15 Thewefowe am I twoubwed a-at his pwesence: when I considew, I am 
afwaid of h-him. 

23:16 Fow God m-maketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt soft, and t-the Awmighty t-twoubweth me: 
23:17 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I w-was nyot cut off befowe t-the dawknyess, nyeithew hath he 
covewed t-the dawknyess fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. 

2-24:1 Why, seeing times awe nyot ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden fwom t-the Awmighty, (^-^*)/ d-do they that 
knyow him nyot s-see his days? 24:2 Some w-wemove t-the wandmawks; they 
viowentwy o(>ω<)o t-take away >w< f-fwocks, and feed t-theweof. 

24:3 They dwive away t-the a-ass of t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, they o(>ω<)o t-take t-the w-widow's 
(=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwedge. 

2-24:4 They tuwn t-the nyeedy out of t-the w-way: t-the poow of t-the eawth hide 
themsewves togethew. 

24:5 Behowd, as wiwd asses in t-the desewt, go they fowth to theiw wowk; 
wising betimes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey: t-the wiwdewnyess yiewdeth food (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw chiwdwen. 

24:6 They w-weap {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his cown in t-the fiewd: and they gathew t-the 
vintage of t-the wicked. 

24:7 They c-cause t-the nyaked to wodge without cwothing, that they have nyo 
covewing in t-the cowd. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 They awe wet with t-the showews of t-the mountains, and embwace t-the 
w-wock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow want of a shewtew. 

24:9 They pwuck t-the fathewwess fwom t-the bweast, and o(>ω<)o t-take a p-pwedge of 
t-the poow. 

24:10 They c-cause him to go nyaked without cwothing, and they o(>ω<)o t-take away 
t-the sheaf fwom t-the hungwy; 24:11 W-Which make oiw within theiw (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, 
and twead theiw winyepwesses, and s-suffew t-thiwst. 

24:12 Men gwoan fwom out of t-the city, and t-the souw of t-the w-wounded 
cwieth out: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet God wayeth nyot fowwy to them. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 They awe of those that webew against t-the wight; they knyow nyot 
t-the ways t-theweof, (=`ω´=) n-nyow abide in t-the paths t-theweof. 

24:14 The >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew wising with t-the wight kiwweth t-the poow and nyeedy, 
and in t-the nyight is as a t-thief. 

24:15 The eye awso of t-the aduwtewew waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twiwight, s-saying, 
N-Nyo eye shaww s-see me: and disguiseth his (￣ω￣) f-face. 

24:16 In t-the dawk they dig thwough houses, which they h-had mawked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
themsewves in t-the daytime: they knyow nyot t-the wight. 

24:17 Fow t-the mownying is to t-them even as t-the shadow of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: if onye 
knyow t-them, they awe in t-the tewwows of t-the shadow of death. 

24:18 He is swift as t-the watews; theiw powtion is cuwsed in t-the eawth: 
he behowdeth nyot t-the w-way of t-the vinyeyawds. 

24:19 Dwought and heat consume t-the s-snyow watews: so doth t-the gwave 
those which have ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. 

24:20 The womb shaww fowget h-him; t-the wowm shaww feed sweetwy on h-him; 
he shaww be nyo mowe w-wemembewed; and w-wickednyess shaww be bwoken as a 
t-twee. 

24:21 He eviw entweateth t-the b-bawwen that beaweth nyot: and doeth nyot 
g-good to t-the widow. 

2-24:22 He dwaweth awso t-the mighty with his powew: he wiseth up, and nyo 
man is suwe of wife. 

24:23 Though it be given him to be in s-safety, wheweon he westeth; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
his eyes awe upon theiw w-ways. 

24:24 They awe exawted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, but awe gonye and b-bwought 
w-wow; they awe taken out of t-the w-way as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew, and cut off as t-the 
tops of t-the eaws of cown. 

24:25 And if it be nyot so n-nyow, who wiww make m-me a wiaw, and make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
speech nyothing w-wowth? 2-25:1 T-Then answewed B-Biwdad t-the Shuhite, and 
said, 25:2 Dominyion and f-feaw awe with him, he m-maketh peace in his high 
pwaces. 

25:3 Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of his awmies? and upon whom doth nyot his 
wight awise? 25:4 How t-then c-can man be j-justified with God? ow how c-can 
he be cwean that is bown of a woman? 25:5 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd even to t-the moon, 
and it shinyeth n-nyot; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the staws awe nyot puwe in his sight. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 How m-much w-wess ^.^ m-man, that is a wowm? and t-the son of ^.^ m-man, which is a 
wowm? 26:1 But J-Job answewed and said, 26:2 How hast t-thou hewped him 
that is without p-powew? how s-savest t-thou t-the a-awm that hath nyo (☆ω☆) s-stwength? 
26:3 How hast t-thou counsewwed him that hath nyo wisdom? and how hast 
t-thou pwentifuwwy d-decwawed t-the t-thing as it is? (*^.^*) 2-26:4 To whom hast t-thou 
uttewed wowds? and whose spiwit came fwom thee? 26:5 D-Dead things awe 
|･ω･) f-fowmed fwom undew t-the w-watews, and t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof. 

26:6 Heww is nyaked befowe him, and destwuction hath nyo covewing. 

26:7 He stwetcheth out t-the nyowth o-ovew t-the empty pwace, and h-hangeth t-the 
eawth upon nyothing. 

26:8 He bindeth up t-the watews in his thick cwouds; and t-the cwoud is 
nyot went undew them. 

26:9 He h-howdeth back t-the f-face of his t-thwonye, and spweadeth his cwoud 
upon it. 

26:10 He hath compassed t-the watews with bounds, untiw t-the day and 
nyight come to an end. 

2-26:11 The piwwaws of heaven t-twembwe and awe astonyished a-at his wepwoof. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 He divideth t-the sea with his p-powew, and by his undewstanding he 
smiteth thwough t-the pwoud. 

26:13 By his spiwit he hath gawnyished t-the heavens; his hand hath 
|･ω･) f-fowmed t-the cwooked sewpent. 

26:14 Wo, these awe pawts of his ways: but how ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe a powtion is 
heawd of h-him? but t-the thundew of his p-powew who c-can u-undewstand? 2-27:1 
Moweovew J-Job continyued his pawabwe, and said, 27:2 As God w-wiveth, who 
hath taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgment; and t-the Awmighty, who hath vexed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; 
27:3 Aww t-the whiwe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bweath is in me, and t-the spiwit of God is in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
n-nyostwiws; 27:4 My w-wips shaww nyot speak wickednyess, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue uttew 
deceit. 

27:5 God fowbid that I shouwd justify you: tiww I die I wiww nyot 
w-wemove minye :33 i-integwity fwom me. 

2-27:6 My wighteousnyess I h-howd fast, and wiww nyot wet it go: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt 
shaww nyot wepwoach m-me so wong as I w-wive. 

2-27:7 Wet minye enyemy be as t-the w-wicked, and he that wiseth up against m-me 
as t-the unwighteous. 

27:8 Fow what is t-the hope of t-the hypocwite, t-though he hath gainyed, 
when God taketh away his souw? 27:9 W-Wiww God h-heaw his (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy when 
twoubwe cometh upon h-him? 27:10 W-Wiww he dewight himsewf in t-the 
Awmighty? wiww he awways caww upon God? 27:11 I wiww t-teach you by t-the 
hand of G-God: that which is with t-the Awmighty wiww I nyot conceaw. 

2-27:12 Behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye youwsewves have s-seen it; why t-then awe ye thus 
awtogethew vain? 27:13 This is t-the powtion of a wicked man with G-God, 
and t-the hewitage of o-oppwessows, which they shaww weceive of t-the 
Awmighty. 

2-27:14 If his chiwdwen be m-muwtipwied, it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (--_--) s-swowd: and his 
o-offspwing shaww nyot be satisfied with bwead. 

27:15 Those that wemain of him shaww be buwied in (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: and his 
widows shaww nyot w-weep. 

27:16 Though he heap up s-siwvew as t-the dust, and p-pwepawe waiment as t-the 
cway; 27:17 He may p-pwepawe it, but t-the just shaww put it o-on, and t-the 
innyocent shaww divide t-the siwvew. 

27:18 He buiwdeth his house as a moth, and as a booth that t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew 
maketh. 

2-27:19 The wich man shaww w-wie down, but he shaww nyot be gathewed: he 
openyeth his eyes, and he is n-nyot. 

2-27:20 T-Tewwows o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd on him as w-watews, a t-tempest steaweth him away 
in t-the nyight. 

27:21 The east wind c-cawwieth him away, and he depawteth: and as a 
stowm huwweth him out of his pwace. 

2-27:22 Fow God shaww cast upon him, and nyot spawe: he w-wouwd fain fwee 
out of his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

27:23 Men shaww cwap theiw h-hands a-at him, and shaww h-hiss him out of his 
pwace. 

2-28:1 S-Suwewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a vein (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-siwvew, and a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd whewe 
they finye it. 

2-28:2 >_< I-Iwon is taken out of t-the eawth, and bwass is mowten out of t-the 
stonye. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 He setteth an end to dawknyess, and seawcheth out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pewfection: 
t-the s-stonyes of dawknyess, and t-the shadow of death. 

^-^ 2-28:4 The fwood bweaketh out fwom t-the inhabitant; even t-the watews 
fowgotten of t-the foot: they awe dwied up, they awe gonye away fwom m-men. 

2-28:5 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eawth, out of it cometh bwead: and undew it is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
up as it wewe fiwe. 

28:6 The s-stonyes of it awe t-the pwace of sapphiwes: and it hath dust of 
gowd. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 Thewe is a ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path which nyo foww knyoweth, and which t-the v-vuwtuwe's 
eye hath nyot seen: (;;;*_*) 2-28:8 The wion's whewps have nyot twodden it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the 
fiewce w-wion passed by it. 

28:9 He putteth fowth his hand upon t-the wock; he ovewtuwnyeth t-the 
mountains by t-the woots. 

28:10 He cutteth out (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews among t-the w-wocks; and his eye seeth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious thing. 

28:11 He bindeth t-the fwoods fwom ovewfwowing; and t-the t-thing that is 
hid bwingeth he fowth to wight. 

2-28:12 But whewe shaww wisdom be found? and whewe is t-the pwace of 
u-undewstanding? (＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 Man k-knyoweth nyot t-the p-pwice t-theweof; nyeithew is it 
f-found in t-the wand of t-the wiving. 

28:14 The depth saith, I-It is nyot in me: and t-the sea saith, I-It is nyot 
with me. 

2-28:15 I-It c-cannyot be gotten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd, nyeithew shaww s-siwvew be weighed 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwice t-theweof. 

28:16 I-It c-cannyot be vawued with t-the gowd of Ophiw, with t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious 
onyx, ow t-the sapphiwe. 

28:17 The gowd and t-the cwystaw c-cannyot (*´▽`*) e-equaw i-it: and t-the exchange of it 
shaww nyot be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow jewews of finye gowd. 

28:18 N-Nyo mention shaww be m-made of c-cowaw, ow of p-peawws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwice 
of wisdom is a-above wubies. 

28:19 The topaz of E-Ethiopia shaww nyot (*´▽`*) e-equaw it, nyeithew shaww it be 
vawued with puwe gowd. 

28:20 Whence t-then cometh wisdom? and whewe is t-the pwace of 
u-undewstanding? 2-28:21 Seeing it is hid fwom t-the eyes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wiving, 
and kept cwose fwom t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw. 

2-28:22 D-Destwuction and death say, We have heawd t-the f-fame theweof with 
ouw eaws. 

28:23 God undewstandeth t-the w-way t-theweof, and he k-knyoweth t-the pwace 
t-theweof. 

28:24 Fow he wooketh to t-the ends of t-the eawth, and seeth undew t-the 
w-whowe heaven; 28:25 To make t-the w-weight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the winds; and he w-weigheth 
t-the watews by measuwe. 

28:26 When he m-made a decwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wain, and a w-way (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wightnying 
of t-the t-thundew: 28:27 T-Then did he s-see it, and decwawe it; he pwepawed 
it, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and seawched it ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

28:28 And u-unto man he said, Behowd, t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD, that is 
wisdom; and to depawt fwom eviw is undewstanding. 

2-29:1 Moweovew J-Job continyued his pawabwe, and said, 29:2 O-Oh that I wewe 
as in months past, as in t-the days when God pwesewved m-me; 29:3 When his 
c-candwe shinyed upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head, and when by his wight I wawked thwough 
dawknyess; (*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 As I w-was in t-the days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth, when t-the secwet of 
God w-was upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabewnyacwe; 29:5 When t-the Awmighty w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet with me, 
when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdwen wewe about m-me; 2-29:6 When I washed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps with 
b-buttew, and t-the w-wock pouwed m-me out (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of oiw; 29:7 When I went out 
to t-the gate thwough t-the city, when I pwepawed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my seat in t-the stweet! 
29:8 The young men saw me, and hid themsewves: and t-the a-aged a-awose, and 
s-stood (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

29:9 The pwinces wefwainyed tawking, and w-waid theiw hand on theiw 
mouth. 

29:10 The nyobwes hewd theiw p-peace, and theiw tongue cweaved to t-the 
woof of theiw mouth. 

29:11 When t-the eaw heawd me, t-then it bwessed m-me; and when t-the eye saw 
me, it gave witnyess to me: 29:12 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I dewivewed t-the poow that 
cwied, and t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and him that h-had nyonye to hewp h-him. 

29:13 The bwessing of him that w-was weady to pewish came upon me: and I 
caused t-the w-widow's heawt to sing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-joy. 

2-29:14 I put on wighteousnyess, and it cwothed me: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment w-was as a 
w-wobe and a diadem. 

OwO 2-29:15 I w-was eyes to t-the bwind, and feet w-was I to t-the wame. 

29:16 I w-was a o(>ω<)o f-fathew to t-the poow: and t-the c-cause which I knyew nyot I 
seawched ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

29:17 And I bwake t-the jaws of t-the w-wicked, and p-pwucked t-the spoiw out of 
his teeth. 

29:18 T-Then I said, I shaww die in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyest, and I shaww m-muwtipwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
days as t-the sand. 

2-29:19 My woot w-was spwead out by t-the w-watews, and t-the dew way (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight 
upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwanch. 

29:20 My gwowy w-was fwesh in me, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bow w-was wenyewed in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

29:21 Unto m-me men gave eaw, and waited, and kept siwence a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
counsew. 

2-29:22 Aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds they spake nyot a-again; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech dwopped upon 
them. 

29:23 And they waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wain; and they openyed theiw 
mouth wide as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wattew wain. 

29:24 If I w-waughed on t-them, they bewieved it n-nyot; and t-the wight of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
c-countenyance they cast nyot down. 

29:25 I chose out theiw way, and sat chief, and d-dwewt as a king in t-the 
awmy, as onye that comfowteth t-the mouwnyews. 

30:1 But nyow they that awe youngew than I have m-me in dewision, whose 
f-fathews I w-wouwd have disdainyed to have s-set with t-the dogs of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock. 

30:2 Yea, w-wheweto m-might t-the stwength of theiw h-hands pwofit me, in whom 
o-owd age w-was pewished? 30:3 Fow want and faminye they wewe sowitawy; 
fweeing into t-the wiwdewnyess in f-fowmew time desowate and waste. 

30:4 Who cut up mawwows by t-the bushes, and junyipew woots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
meat. 

3-30:5 They wewe dwiven fowth fwom among men, (they cwied aftew t-them as 
aftew a thief;) 30:6 To dweww in t-the cwiffs of t-the vawweys, in caves 
of t-the eawth, and in t-the w-wocks. 

30:7 Among t-the b-bushes they bwayed; undew t-the n-nyettwes they wewe 
gathewed togethew. 

30:8 They wewe chiwdwen of f-foows, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, chiwdwen of base m-men: they wewe 
:3 v-viwew than t-the eawth. 

(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 And nyow am I theiw song, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I am theiw b-bywowd. 

30:10 They abhow me, they fwee faw fwom me, and spawe nyot to spit in 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. 

3-30:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he hath w-woosed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cowd, and affwicted me, they have awso 
wet woose t-the bwidwe befowe me. 

30:12 Upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand (☆ω☆) w-wise t-the youth; they push away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, and 
they w-waise up against m-me t-the ways of theiw destwuction. 

30:13 They maw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my path, they s-set fowwawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (♡°▽°♡) c-cawamity, they have nyo 
hewpew. 

30:14 They came upon m-me as a wide bweaking in of watews: in t-the 
desowation they wowwed themsewves upon me. 

30:15 T-Tewwows awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed upon me: they puwsue o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw as t-the wind: and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wewfawe passeth away as a cwoud. 

30:16 And nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is pouwed out upon m-me; t-the days of affwiction 
have taken h-howd upon me. 

30:17 My bonyes awe piewced in m-me in t-the nyight season: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sinyews 
o(>ω<)o t-take nyo w-west. 

30:18 By t-the gweat fowce of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-disease is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawment changed: it 
bindeth m-me about as t-the cowwaw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my coat. 

3-30:19 He hath cast m-me into t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-miwe, and I am become w-wike dust and 
ashes. 

30:20 I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto thee, and t-thou d-dost nyot h-heaw me: I stand up, and t-thou 
wegawdest m-me n-nyot. 

30:21 T-Thou awt become cwuew to me: with thy stwong hand t-thou opposest 
t-thysewf against me. 

30:22 T-Thou wiftest m-me up to t-the wind; t-thou causest m-me to wide upon it, 
and d-dissowvest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my substance. 

3-30:23 Fow I knyow that t-thou wiwt bwing m-me to d-death, and to t-the house 
appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wiving. 

30:24 Howbeit he wiww nyot s-stwetch out his hand to t-the gwave, t-though 
they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy in his destwuction. 

30:25 Did nyot I weep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that w-was in t-twoubwe? w-was nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw 
g-gwieved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the poow? 30:26 When I wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good, t-then eviw came 
u-unto me: and when I waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wight, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came dawknyess. 

3-30:27 My b-bowews boiwed, and wested nyot: t-the days of affwiction 
pwevented me. 

3-30:28 I went mouwnying without t-the sun: I s-stood up, and I cwied in t-the 
c-congwegation. 

30:29 I am a b-bwothew to dwagons, and a companyion to owws. 

3-30:30 My skin is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack upon me, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes awe buwnyed with (/ =ω=)/ h-heat. 

3-30:31 My hawp awso is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to mouwnying, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my owgan into t-the voice 
of t-them that w-weep. 

31:1 I m-made a c-covenyant with minye e-eyes; why t-then shouwd I think upon a 
maid? 3-31:2 Fow what powtion of God is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe fwom a-above? and what 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the Awmighty fwom on high? 31:3 Is nyot destwuction to 
t-the wicked? and a s-stwange punyishment to t-the wowkews of inyiquity? 3-31:4 
Doth nyot he s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, and count (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps? 31:5 If I have 
wawked with v-vanyity, ow if o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my foot hath hasted to d-deceit; 31:6 Wet m-me 
be weighed in an even bawance that God may knyow minye integwity. 

31:7 If o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my step hath (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed out of t-the way, and minye heawt wawked 
aftew minye eyes, and if any bwot hath cweaved to minye hands; 31:8 T-Then 
wet m-me ( ~*-*)~ s-sow, and wet anyothew eat; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o-offspwing be (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

31:9 If minye heawt have b-been d-deceived by a woman, ow if I have w-waid 
wait a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyeighbouw's d-doow; 31:10 T-Then wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife gwind u-unto 
anyothew, and wet othews bow down upon hew. 

31:11 Fow this is an heinyous cwime; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, it is an i-inyiquity to be 
punyished by t-the judges. 

31:12 Fow it is a fiwe that consumeth to destwuction, and w-wouwd woot 
out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye i-incwease. 

(^ω~) 3-31:13 If I did despise t-the c-cause of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mansewvant ow of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
maidsewvant, when they (♡°▽°♡) c-contended with m-me; 31:14 What t-then shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do 
when God wiseth u-up? and when he visiteth, what shaww I answew h-him? 
31:15 Did nyot he that m-made m-me in t-the womb make h-him? and did nyot onye 
fashion us in t-the womb? 31:16 If I have withhewd t-the poow fwom theiw 
desiwe, ow have caused t-the eyes of t-the widow to faiw; 31:17 Ow have 
eaten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mowsew mysewf awonye, and t-the fathewwess hath nyot eaten 
t-theweof; 31:18 (Fow fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth he w-was b-bwought up with me, as with a 
fathew, and I have guided hew fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb;) 3-31:19 If I have 
s-seen any pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow want of cwothing, ow any poow without covewing; 
31:20 If his woins have nyot bwessed me, and if he wewe nyot wawmed with 
t-the f-fweece of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep; 3-31:21 If I have w-wifted up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand against t-the 
(=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, when I saw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewp in t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: 3-31:22 T-Then wet minye a-awm 
faww fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my shouwdew bwade, and minye a-awm be bwoken fwom t-the bonye. 

31:23 Fow destwuction fwom God w-was a tewwow to me, and by w-weason of 
his h-highnyess I couwd nyot enduwe. 

31:24 If I have m-made gowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope, ow have said to t-the finye gowd, T-Thou 
awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my confidence; 3-31:25 If I wejoice because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weawth w-was g-gweat, and 
because minye hand h-had gotten much; 3-31:26 If I behewd t-the sun when it 
shinyed, ow t-the moon wawking in bwightnyess; 31:27 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt hath 
b-been secwetwy enticed, ow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth hath kissed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand: 31:28 This 
awso wewe an i-inyiquity to be punyished by t-the judge: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I shouwd have 
denyied t-the God that is above. 

31:29 If I wejoice a-at t-the destwuction of him that hated me, ow w-wifted 
up mysewf when eviw f-found him: 3-31:30 N-Nyeithew have I suffewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth 
to sin by wishing a (O_O;) c-cuwse to his souw. 

31:31 If t-the men of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabewnyacwe said nyot, O-Oh that we h-had of his 
fwesh! we c-cannyot be s-satisfied. 

31:32 The stwangew did nyot wodge in t-the stweet: but I openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my doows 
to t-the twavewwew. 

3-31:33 If I covewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions as Adam, by :3 h-hiding minye i-inyiquity 
in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bosom: 31:34 Did I f-feaw a gweat muwtitude, ow did t-the contempt 
of famiwies tewwify me, that I kept siwence, and went nyot out of t-the 
doow? 31:35 O-Oh that onye w-wouwd h-heaw me! b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-desiwe is, that t-the 
Awmighty w-wouwd answew me, and that minye a-advewsawy h-had wwitten a book. 

3-31:36 S-Suwewy I w-wouwd o(>ω<)o t-take it upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and bind it as a cwown 
to me. 

3-31:37 I w-wouwd decwawe u-unto him t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps; as a pwince 
w-wouwd I go (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto h-him. 

31:38 If o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy against me, ow that t-the fuwwows wikewise theweof 
compwain; 31:39 If I have eaten t-the fwuits theweof without monyey, ow 
have caused t-the ownyews theweof to wose theiw wife: 31:40 Wet t-thistwes 
gwow instead of wheat, and (o_O) c-cockwe instead of bawwey. 

The w-wowds of J-Job awe ended. 

32:1 S-So these thwee men ceased to answew Job, because he w-was wighteous 
in his own eyes. 

32:2 T-Then w-was kindwed t-the wwath of Ewihu t-the son of Bawachew t-the 
B-Buzite, of t-the kindwed of Wam: against J-Job w-was his wwath kindwed, 
because he j-justified himsewf wathew than God. 

3-32:3 Awso against his thwee fwiends w-was his wwath kindwed, because 
they h-had f-found nyo a-answew, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet h-had condemnyed Job. 

3-32:4 Nyow Ewihu h-had waited tiww J-Job h-had spoken, because they wewe ewdew 
than he. 

3-32:5 When Ewihu saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo answew in t-the mouth of these 
thwee men, t-then his wwath w-was kindwed. 

32:6 And Ewihu t-the son of Bawachew t-the Buzite answewed and said, I am 
(O.O) y-young, and ye awe vewy o-owd; (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe I w-was afwaid, and duwst nyot s-shew 
you minye opinyion. 

(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 I said, D-Days shouwd speak, and muwtitude of yeaws shouwd t-teach 
w-wisdom. 

3-32:8 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a spiwit in man: and t-the inspiwation of t-the Awmighty 
giveth t-them undewstanding. 

32:9 Gweat men awe nyot awways wise: nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do t-the a-aged undewstand 
judgment. 

32:10 Thewefowe I said, Heawken to m-me; I awso wiww s-shew minye opinyion. 

32:11 Behowd, I waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; I gave eaw to youw weasons, 
whiwst ye seawched out what to say. 

32:12 Yea, I (>_<) a-attended u-unto y-you, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye of you 
that convinced Job, ow that answewed his wowds: 32:13 West ye shouwd 
say, We have f-found out w-wisdom: God thwusteth him down, nyot m-man. 

(＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 Nyow he hath nyot diwected his w-wowds against me: nyeithew wiww I 
answew him with youw speeches. 

32:15 They wewe amazed, they answewed nyo mowe: they weft off speaking. 

3-32:16 When I h-had waited, (fow they spake nyot, but s-stood stiww, and 
answewed nyo mowe;) 3-32:17 I said, I wiww answew awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pawt, I awso 
wiww s-shew minye opinyion. 

3-32:18 Fow I am f-fuww of mattew, t-the spiwit within m-me constwainyeth me. 

32:19 Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewwy is as winye which hath nyo vent; it is weady to 
buwst w-wike nyew bottwes. 

3-32:20 I wiww speak, that I may be wefweshed: I wiww open o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips and 
answew. 

3-32:21 Wet m-me nyot, I p-pway y-you, a-accept any man's (・_・ヾ p-pewson, nyeithew wet m-me 
g-give fwattewing o(≧▽≦)o t-titwes u-unto m-man. 

32:22 Fow I knyow nyot to g-give fwattewing t-titwes; in so doing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my makew 
w-wouwd soon o(>ω<)o t-take m-me away. 

3-33:1 Whewefowe, Job, I p-pway thee, h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-speeches, and heawken to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds. 

33:2 Behowd, nyow I have openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue hath spoken in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
mouth. 

33:3 My w-wowds shaww be of t-the upwightnyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips 
shaww uttew k-knyowwedge c-cweawwy. 

33:4 The spiwit of God hath m-made me, and t-the bweath of t-the Awmighty 
hath given m-me wife. 

3-33:5 If t-thou c-canst answew me, s-set thy w-wowds in owdew befowe me, stand 
(＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

33:6 Behowd, I am a-accowding to thy wish in God's s-stead: I awso am 
|･ω･) f-fowmed out of t-the cway. 

33:7 Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tewwow shaww nyot make thee afwaid, nyeithew shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hand be h-heavy upon thee. 

3-33:8 S-Suwewy t-thou hast spoken in minye h-heawing, and I have heawd t-the 
voice of thy wowds, s-saying, 33:9 I am cwean without twansgwession, I 
am innyocent; nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe i-inyiquity in me. 

33:10 Behowd, he findeth occasions against me, he c-counteth m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
enyemy, 33:11 He putteth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet in t-the stocks, he mawketh (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
paths. 

33:12 Behowd, in this t-thou awt nyot just: I wiww answew thee, that God 
is gweatew than m-man. 

33:13 Why d-dost t-thou stwive against h-him? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he giveth nyot ( ~*-*)~ a-account of 
any of his mattews. 

33:14 Fow God s-speaketh once, yea twice, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet man pewceiveth it n-nyot. 

33:15 In a dweam, in a vision of t-the nyight, when (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep f-fawweth 
upon men, in s-swumbewings upon t-the bed; 3-33:16 T-Then he openyeth t-the eaws 
of men, and seaweth theiw instwuction, 33:17 That he may withdwaw man 
fwom his puwpose, and hide pwide fwom m-man. 

33:18 He keepeth back his souw fwom t-the pit, and his wife fwom 
pewishing by t-the swowd. 

33:19 He is (o-_-o) c-chastenyed awso with pain upon his bed, and t-the muwtitude 
of his bonyes with stwong pain: (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 S-So that his wife abhowweth bwead, 
and his souw ＼(≧▽≦)／ d-dainty meat. 

33:21 His fwesh is consumed away, that it c-cannyot be seen; and his 
bonyes that wewe nyot s-seen stick ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

3-33:22 Yea, his souw dwaweth (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto t-the gwave, and his wife to t-the 
destwoyews. 

33:23 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a messengew with him, an intewpwetew, onye among a 
thousand, to s-shew u-unto man his upwightnyess: 33:24 T-Then he is gwacious 
u-unto him, and saith, D-Dewivew him fwom g-going down to t-the pit: I have 
f-found a wansom. 

33:25 His fwesh shaww be fweshew than a chiwd's: he shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to 
t-the days of his youth: 33:26 He shaww p-pway u-unto G-God, and he wiww be 
favouwabwe u-unto him: and he shaww s-see his f-face with joy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww 
w-wendew u-unto man his ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

33:27 He wooketh upon men, and if any say, I have sinnyed, and 
pewvewted that which w-was (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, and it (o´∀`o) p-pwofited m-me n-nyot; 33:28 He wiww 
d-dewivew his souw fwom g-going into t-the pit, and his wife shaww s-see t-the 
wight. 

33:29 Wo, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things w-wowketh God oftentimes with ^.^ m-man, 3-33:30 To 
bwing back his souw fwom t-the pit, to be enwightenyed with t-the wight of 
t-the wiving. 

33:31 Mawk weww, O-O Job, heawken u-unto me: h-howd thy p-peace, and I wiww 
s-speak. 

33:32 If t-thou hast anything to say, answew me: speak, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I d-desiwe to 
justify thee. 

33:33 If nyot, heawken u-unto me: h-howd thy p-peace, and I shaww t-teach thee 
w-wisdom. 

34:1 Fuwthewmowe Ewihu answewed and said, 34:2 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, O-O ye 
wise men; and g-give eaw u-unto me, ye that have knyowwedge. 

34:3 Fow t-the eaw twieth wowds, as t-the mouth tasteth meat. 

(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 Wet us choose to us judgment: wet us knyow among ouwsewves what is 
good. 

34:5 Fow J-Job hath said, I am w-wighteous: and God hath taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
judgment. 

34:6 Shouwd I w-wie against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight? o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wound is incuwabwe without 
twansgwession. 

34:7 What man is w-wike Job, who dwinketh up (＃`Д´) s-scownying w-wike watew? 3-34:8 
W-Which goeth in company with t-the wowkews of inyiquity, and w-wawketh with 
wicked m-men. 

34:9 Fow he hath said, I-It pwofiteth a man nyothing that he shouwd 
dewight himsewf with God. 

34:10 Thewefowe heawken u-unto m-me ye men of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: faw be it 
fwom G-God, that he shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do wickednyess; and fwom t-the Awmighty, that he 
shouwd commit inyiquity. 

34:11 Fow t-the wowk of a man shaww he w-wendew u-unto him, and c-cause {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
man to f-find a-accowding to his w-ways. 

34:12 Yea, suwewy God wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do wickedwy, nyeithew wiww t-the Awmighty 
pewvewt judgment. 

34:13 Who hath given him a chawge o-ovew t-the eawth? ow who hath disposed 
t-the w-whowe wowwd? 34:14 If he s-set his heawt upon ^.^ m-man, if he gathew 
u-unto himsewf his spiwit and his bweath; 3-34:15 Aww fwesh shaww pewish 
togethew, and man shaww tuwn again u-unto dust. 

34:16 If nyow t-thou hast u-undewstanding, h-heaw this: heawken to t-the voice 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds. 

34:17 Shaww even he that hateth wight g-govewn? and wiwt t-thou c-condemn 
him that is most j-just? 34:18 Is it fit to say to a king, T-Thou awt 
wicked? and to pwinces, Ye awe ungodwy? 34:19 How m-much w-wess to him 
that accepteth nyot t-the p-pewsons of pwinces, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wegawdeth t-the wich mowe 
than t-the poow? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe t-the wowk of his hands. 

34:20 In a moment shaww they die, and t-the peopwe shaww be twoubwed a-at 
midnyight, and pass (☆ω☆) a-away: and t-the mighty shaww be taken away without 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

3-34:21 Fow his eyes awe upon t-the ways of ^.^ m-man, and he seeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
goings. 

3-34:22 Thewe is nyo dawknyess, (=`ω´=) n-nyow shadow of d-death, whewe t-the wowkews of 
i-inyiquity may hide themsewves. 

3-34:23 Fow he wiww nyot way upon man mowe than wight; that he shouwd 
entew into j-judgment with God. 

34:24 He shaww bweak in pieces mighty men without nyumbew, and s-set 
othews in theiw s-stead. 

3-34:25 Thewefowe he k-knyoweth theiw wowks, and he ovewtuwnyeth t-them in t-the 
nyight, so that they awe destwoyed. 

34:26 He s-stwiketh t-them as wicked men in t-the open sight of othews; 
34:27 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back fwom him, and w-wouwd nyot considew any of 
his ways: 3-34:28 S-So that they c-cause t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the poow to come u-unto 
him, and he heaweth t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the affwicted. 

34:29 When he giveth quietnyess, who t-then c-can make t-twoubwe? and when he 
h-hideth his face, who t-then c-can (x_x)V b-behowd h-him? whethew it be donye against a 
nyation, ow against a man onwy: 34:30 That t-the hypocwite weign nyot, 
west t-the peopwe be ensnyawed. 

34:31 S-Suwewy it is meet to be said u-unto G-God, I have (￣ω￣) b-bownye 
c-chastisement, I wiww nyot offend any mowe: 34:32 That which I s-see nyot 
t-teach t-thou me: if I have donye inyiquity, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do nyo mowe. 

3-34:33 Shouwd it be a-accowding to thy mind? he wiww wecompense it, 
whethew t-thou (*ﾉωﾉ) w-wefuse, ow whethew t-thou choose; and nyot I-I: thewefowe 
speak what t-thou k-knyowest. 

34:34 Wet men of undewstanding teww me, and wet a wise man heawken 
u-unto me. 

34:35 J-Job hath spoken without knyowwedge, and his w-wowds wewe without 
w-wisdom. 

(☆ω☆) 3-34:36 My d-desiwe is that J-Job may be twied u-unto t-the end because of his 
answews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wicked m-men. 

(＃￣ω￣) 3-34:37 Fow he addeth webewwion u-unto his sin, he cwappeth his h-hands 
among u-us, and muwtipwieth his w-wowds against God. 

35:1 Ewihu spake moweovew, and said, 35:2 Thinkest t-thou this to be 
(=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, that t-thou saidst, My wighteousnyess is mowe than G-God's? 35:3 
Fow t-thou saidst, What advantage wiww it be u-unto thee? and, What pwofit 
shaww I have, if I be cweansed fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sin? 35:4 I wiww answew thee, 
and thy companyions with thee. 

35:5 Wook u-unto t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and see; and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the cwouds which awe 
highew than thou. 

3-35:6 If t-thou sinnyest, what doest t-thou against h-him? ow if thy 
twansgwessions be m-muwtipwied, what doest t-thou u-unto h-him? 35:7 If t-thou 
be (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, what (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest t-thou h-him? ow what weceiveth he of thinye 
hand? 3-35:8 Thy w-wickednyess may (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt a man as t-thou awt; and thy 
wighteousnyess may pwofit t-the son of m-man. 

3-35:9 By w-weason of t-the muwtitude of oppwessions they make t-the oppwessed 
to cwy: they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out by w-weason of t-the a-awm of t-the mighty. 

35:10 But nyonye saith, Whewe is God o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my makew, who giveth s-songs in t-the 
nyight; 3-35:11 Who t-teacheth us mowe than t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth, and 
m-maketh us wisew than t-the f-fowws of h-heaven? 35:12 Thewe they cwy, but 
nyonye giveth a-answew, because of t-the pwide of eviw m-men. 

3-35:13 S-Suwewy God wiww nyot h-heaw v-vanyity, nyeithew wiww t-the Awmighty 
w-wegawd it. 

35:14 Awthough t-thou sayest t-thou shawt nyot s-see him, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet j-judgment is 
befowe h-him; thewefowe t-twust t-thou in h-him. 

35:15 But n-nyow, because it is nyot so, he hath v-visited in his angew; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
he k-knyoweth it nyot in gweat extwemity: UwU 3-35:16 Thewefowe doth J-Job open 
his mouth in vain; he muwtipwieth w-wowds without knyowwedge. 

36:1 Ewihu awso pwoceeded, and said, 3-36:2 Suffew m-me a wittwe, and I 
wiww s-shew thee that I have (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet to speak on God's behawf. 

36:3 I wiww fetch o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-knyowwedge fwom afaw, and wiww ascwibe 
wighteousnyess to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Makew. 

36:4 Fow t-twuwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds shaww nyot be fawse: he that is pewfect in 
k-knyowwedge is with thee. 

3-36:5 Behowd, God is mighty, and despiseth nyot any: he is mighty in 
stwength and w-wisdom. 

36:6 He pwesewveth nyot t-the wife of t-the wicked: but giveth wight to t-the 
poow. 

36:7 He w-withdwaweth nyot his eyes fwom t-the w-wighteous: but with kings 
awe they on t-the thwonye; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he doth estabwish t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and they 
awe (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 

36:8 And if they be b-bound in fettews, and be howden in c-cowds of 
a-affwiction; 36:9 T-Then he sheweth t-them theiw wowk, and theiw 
twansgwessions that they have exceeded. 

36:10 He openyeth awso theiw eaw to discipwinye, and commandeth that 
they (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom inyiquity. 

36:11 If they obey and sewve him, they shaww s-spend theiw days in 
pwospewity, and theiw yeaws in p-pweasuwes. 

36:12 But if they obey nyot, they shaww pewish by t-the swowd, and they 
shaww die without knyowwedge. 

3-36:13 But t-the hypocwites in heawt heap up w-wwath: they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy nyot when he 
bindeth them. 

36:14 They die in youth, and theiw wife is among t-the uncwean. 

36:15 He dewiveweth t-the poow in his a-affwiction, and openyeth theiw eaws 
in oppwession. 

36:16 Even so w-wouwd he have w-wemoved thee out of t-the s-stwait into a 
bwoad pwace, whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo s-stwaitnyess; and that which shouwd be 
s-set on thy tabwe shouwd be f-fuww of f-fatnyess. 

36:17 But t-thou hast fuwfiwwed t-the j-judgment of t-the wicked: j-judgment and 
justice o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd on thee. 

36:18 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is wwath, bewawe west he o(>ω<)o t-take thee away with his 
UwU s-stwoke: t-then a gweat wansom c-cannyot d-dewivew thee. 

36:19 W-Wiww he (＃`Д´) e-esteem thy w-wiches? nyo, nyot gowd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowces of 
s-stwength. 

36:20 Desiwe nyot t-the nyight, when peopwe awe cut off in theiw pwace. 

36:21 Take heed, w-wegawd nyot i-inyiquity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this hast t-thou chosen wathew 
than affwiction. 

3-36:22 Behowd, God (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth by his powew: who t-teacheth w-wike h-him? 36:23 
Who hath enjoinyed him his way? ow who c-can say, T-Thou hast wwought 
inyiquity? 36:24 Wemembew that t-thou magnyify his wowk, which men 
behowd. 

36:25 Evewy man may s-see it; man may (x_x)V b-behowd it afaw off. 

36:26 Behowd, God is g-gweat, and we knyow him nyot, nyeithew c-can t-the 
(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of his yeaws be seawched ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

36:27 Fow he m-maketh smaww t-the dwops of watew: they p-pouw down wain 
a-accowding to t-the vapouw theweof: 36:28 W-Which t-the cwouds (^-^*)/ d-do dwop and 
distiw upon man abundantwy. 

(/ =ω=)/ 3-36:29 Awso c-can any undewstand t-the spweadings of t-the c-cwouds, ow t-the 
(＃`Д´) n-nyoise of his tabewnyacwe? 36:30 Behowd, he spweadeth his wight upon 
it, and coveweth t-the bottom of t-the sea. 

36:31 Fow by t-them j-judgeth he t-the peopwe; he giveth meat in abundance. 

36:32 With cwouds he coveweth t-the wight; and commandeth it nyot to 
(*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye by t-the cwoud that cometh betwixt. 

36:33 The (＃`Д´) n-nyoise theweof sheweth c-concewnying it, t-the cattwe awso 
c-concewnying t-the vapouw. 

37:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At this awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt twembweth, and is moved out of his pwace. 

37:2 Heaw (o^ ^o) a-attentivewy t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of his voice, and t-the s-sound that goeth 
out of his mouth. 

3-37:3 He diwecteth it undew t-the w-whowe heaven, and his wightnying u-unto 
t-the ends of t-the eawth. 

37:4 Aftew it a voice w-woaweth: he thundeweth with t-the voice of his 
excewwency; and he wiww nyot stay t-them when his voice is h-heawd. 

37:5 God thundeweth (＃`Д´) m-mawvewwouswy with his v-voice; gweat things doeth 
he, which we c-cannyot compwehend. 

37:6 Fow he saith to t-the snyow, (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou on t-the eawth; wikewise to t-the 
smaww wain, and to t-the gweat wain of his s-stwength. 

37:7 He seaweth up t-the hand of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man; that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men may knyow his 
wowk. 

37:8 T-Then t-the b-beasts go into dens, and wemain in theiw pwaces. 

37:9 Out of t-the south cometh t-the whiwwwind: and cowd out of t-the n-nyowth. 

37:10 By t-the bweath of God fwost is given: and t-the bweadth of t-the 
watews is stwaitenyed. 

37:11 Awso by watewing he weawieth t-the thick cwoud: he s-scatteweth his 
bwight cwoud: 37:12 And it is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about by his counsews: that 
they may (^-^*)/ d-do whatsoevew he commandeth t-them upon t-the f-face of t-the wowwd 
in t-the eawth. 

37:13 He causeth it to come, whethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cowwection, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wand, 
ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mewcy. 

3-37:14 Heawken u-unto this, O-O Job: stand stiww, and considew t-the wondwous 
wowks of God. 

3-37:15 Dost t-thou knyow when God disposed t-them, and caused t-the wight of 
his cwoud to shinye? 37:16 Dost t-thou knyow t-the b-bawancings of t-the 
c-cwouds, t-the wondwous wowks of him which is pewfect in k-knyowwedge? 
37:17 How thy gawments awe wawm, when he quieteth t-the eawth by t-the 
south wind? 37:18 Hast t-thou with him spwead out t-the sky, which is 
stwong, and as a mowten wooking gwass? 37:19 Teach us what we shaww 
say u-unto h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we c-cannyot owdew ouw speech by w-weason of dawknyess. 

37:20 Shaww it be towd him that I speak? if a man speak, suwewy he 
shaww be swawwowed (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

3-37:21 And nyow men s-see nyot t-the bwight wight which is in t-the cwouds: but 
t-the wind passeth, and cweanseth them. 

37:22 F-Faiw weathew cometh out of t-the n-nyowth: with God is t-tewwibwe 
m-majesty. 

37:23 T-Touching t-the Awmighty, we c-cannyot f-find him out: he is excewwent 
in p-powew, and in j-judgment, and in pwenty of justice: he wiww nyot 
(ノωヽ) *cuddles you* a-affwict. 

37:24 Men (^-^*)/ d-do thewefowe f-feaw him: he wespecteth nyot any that awe wise 
of heawt. 

38:1 T-Then t-the WOWD answewed J-Job out of t-the whiwwwind, and said, 38:2 
Who is this that d-dawkenyeth counsew by w-wowds without k-knyowwedge? ＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 
Giwd up nyow thy woins w-wike a man; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww demand of thee, and 
answew t-thou me. 

3-38:4 Whewe wast t-thou when I w-waid t-the foundations of t-the eawth? 
decwawe, if t-thou hast undewstanding. 

3-38:5 Who hath w-waid t-the measuwes t-theweof, if t-thou knyowest? ow who hath 
stwetched t-the winye upon it? 38:6 Wheweupon awe t-the foundations 
theweof fastenyed? ow who w-waid t-the cownyew stonye t-theweof; 38:7 When t-the 
mownying staws sang togethew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons of God shouted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy? 
(o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 Ow who s-shut up t-the sea with doows, when it bwake fowth, as if it 
h-had issued out of t-the womb? 38:9 When I m-made t-the cwoud t-the gawment 
t-theweof, and thick dawknyess a swaddwingband (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, 3-38:10 And bwake up 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (・_・ヾ d-decweed pwace, and s-set baws and doows, 38:11 And said, 
Hithewto shawt t-thou come, but nyo f-fuwthew: and hewe shaww thy pwoud 
waves be (*´▽`*) s-stayed? 3-38:12 Hast t-thou commanded t-the mownying since thy 
days; and caused t-the dayspwing to knyow his pwace; ♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 That it m-might 
o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of t-the ends of t-the eawth, that t-the wicked m-might be shaken 
out of it? 38:14 I-It is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed as cway to t-the seaw; and they stand as 
a gawment. 

38:15 And fwom t-the wicked theiw wight is withhowden, and t-the high a-awm 
shaww be bwoken. 

38:16 Hast t-thou entewed into t-the spwings of t-the sea? ow hast t-thou 
wawked in t-the s-seawch of t-the d-depth? 38:17 H-Have t-the gates of death b-been 
openyed u-unto thee? ow hast t-thou s-seen t-the doows of t-the shadow of d-death? 
3-38:18 Hast t-thou pewceived t-the bweadth of t-the eawth? decwawe if t-thou 
k-knyowest it aww. 

38:19 Whewe is t-the w-way whewe wight dwewweth? and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dawknyess, 
whewe is t-the pwace t-theweof, 38:20 That t-thou shouwdest o(>ω<)o t-take it to t-the 
b-bound t-theweof, and that t-thou shouwdest knyow t-the paths to t-the house 
theweof? 38:21 Knyowest t-thou it, because t-thou wast t-then bown? ow 
because t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of thy days is gweat? 3-38:22 Hast t-thou entewed into 
t-the tweasuwes of t-the snyow? ow hast t-thou s-seen t-the tweasuwes of t-the 
haiw, 38:23 W-Which I have wesewved against t-the time of twoubwe, against 
t-the day of battwe and waw? 38:24 By what w-way is t-the wight pawted, 
which s-scatteweth t-the east wind upon t-the eawth? 38:25 Who hath d-divided 
a watewcouwse (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ovewfwowing of w-watews, ow a w-way (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wightnying of thundew; 38:26 To c-cause it to wain on t-the eawth, whewe nyo 
man is; on t-the wiwdewnyess, whewein (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man; 38:27 To s-satisfy 
t-the desowate and waste g-gwound; and to c-cause t-the bud of t-the tendew hewb 
to spwing f-fowth? 38:28 Hath t-the wain a f-fathew? ow who hath begotten 
t-the dwops of d-dew? 38:29 Out of whose womb came t-the ice? and t-the hoawy 
fwost of heaven, who hath gendewed it? 38:30 The watews awe hid as 
with a stonye, and t-the f-face of t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep is fwozen. 

3-38:31 Canst t-thou bind t-the sweet infwuences of Pweiades, ow woose t-the 
bands of Owion? 38:32 Canst t-thou bwing fowth Mazzawoth in his s-season? 
ow c-canst t-thou guide Awctuwus with his sons? 3-38:33 Knyowest t-thou t-the 
owdinyances of h-heaven? c-canst t-thou s-set t-the dominyion theweof in t-the 
eawth? 38:34 Canst t-thou wift up thy voice to t-the c-cwouds, that 
a-abundance of watews may covew thee? ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *sighs* 3-38:35 Canst t-thou send wightnyings, 
that they may go and say u-unto thee, Hewe we awe? 38:36 Who hath put 
wisdom in t-the inwawd p-pawts? ow who hath given undewstanding to t-the 
heawt? 38:37 Who c-can (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-the cwouds in wisdom? ow who c-can stay t-the 
bottwes of heaven, 38:38 When t-the dust g-gwoweth into hawdnyess, and t-the 
cwods cweave fast togethew? 38:39 Wiwt t-thou hunt t-the pwey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wion? ow fiww t-the a-appetite of t-the young wions, 38:40 When they couch 
in theiw dens, and abide in t-the covewt to w-wie in wait? 38:41 Who 
♡(｡- ω -) p-pwovideth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waven his food? when his young o-onyes (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto G-God, 
they wandew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wack of meat. 

39:1 Knyowest t-thou t-the time when t-the wiwd g-goats of t-the w-wock bwing 
f-fowth? ow c-canst t-thou mawk when t-the hinds (^-^*)/ d-do cawve? 3-39:2 Canst t-thou 
(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew t-the months that they fuwfiw? ow k-knyowest t-thou t-the time when they 
bwing f-fowth? 39:3 They bow themsewves, they bwing fowth theiw young 
onyes, they cast out theiw s-sowwows. 

39:4 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw young o-onyes awe in g-good wiking, they gwow up with cown; they 
go fowth, and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn nyot u-unto them. 

39:5 Who hath sent out t-the wiwd a-ass fwee? ow who hath w-woosed t-the bands 
of t-the wiwd ass? 39:6 Whose house I have m-made t-the wiwdewnyess, and t-the 
b-bawwen wand his dwewwings. 

39:7 He s-scownyeth t-the muwtitude of t-the city, nyeithew wegawdeth he t-the 
cwying of t-the d-dwivew. 

3-39:8 The wange of t-the mountains is his pastuwe, and he seawcheth aftew 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween thing. 

39:9 W-Wiww t-the unyicown be wiwwing to sewve thee, ow abide by thy cwib? 
39:10 Canst t-thou bind t-the unyicown with his band in t-the fuwwow? ow wiww 
he hawwow t-the vawweys aftew thee? 39:11 Wiwt t-thou t-twust him, because 
his stwength is gweat? ow wiwt t-thou weave thy wabouw to h-him? 39:12 
Wiwt t-thou bewieve him, that he wiww bwing home thy seed, and gathew it 
into thy bawn? 3-39:13 Gavest t-thou t-the goodwy w-wings u-unto t-the peacocks? 
ow w-wings and feathews u-unto t-the ostwich? 39:14 W-Which weaveth hew e-eggs 
in t-the eawth, and wawmeth t-them in dust, 3-39:15 And f-fowgetteth that t-the 
foot may cwush t-them, ow that t-the wiwd beast may bweak them. 

3-39:16 She is hawdenyed against hew young onyes, as t-though they wewe nyot 
h-hew's: hew wabouw is in vain without feaw; 39:17 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because God hath 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ d-depwived hew of wisdom, nyeithew hath he impawted to hew undewstanding. 

o(>< )o 3-39:18 What time she wifteth up hewsewf on high, she s-scownyeth t-the h-howse 
and his widew. 

♡(｡- ω -) 3-39:19 Hast t-thou given t-the h-howse (☆ω☆) s-stwength? hast t-thou cwothed his nyeck 
with thundew? 3-39:20 Canst t-thou make him afwaid as a g-gwasshoppew? t-the 
gwowy of his n-nyostwiws is tewwibwe. 

39:21 He paweth in t-the vawwey, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth in his stwength: he goeth 
on to meet t-the awmed m-men. 

39:22 He mocketh a-at feaw, and is nyot a-affwighted; nyeithew tuwnyeth he 
back fwom t-the swowd. 

39:23 The ^w^ q-quivew wattweth against him, t-the (*・ω・)ﾉ g-gwittewing speaw and t-the 
shiewd. 

39:24 He swawwoweth t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound with fiewcenyess and wage: nyeithew 
b-bewieveth he that it is t-the s-sound of t-the t-twumpet. 

39:25 He saith among t-the twumpets, Ha, ha; and he smewweth t-the battwe 
afaw off, t-the thundew of t-the captains, and t-the s-shouting. 

39:26 Doth t-the h-hawk fwy by thy wisdom, and s-stwetch hew w-wings towawd 
t-the s-south? 39:27 Doth t-the eagwe mount up a-at thy command, and make hew 
(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest on high? 39:28 She d-dwewweth and abideth on t-the wock, upon t-the 
c-cwag of t-the wock, and t-the stwong pwace. 

39:29 Fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence she seeketh t-the pwey, and hew eyes (x_x)V b-behowd afaw off. 

39:30 Hew young o-onyes awso suck up b-bwood: and whewe t-the s-swain a-awe, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is she. 

40:1 Moweovew t-the WOWD answewed Job, and said, 40:2 Shaww he that 
contendeth with t-the Awmighty (=`ω´=) i-instwuct h-him? he that wepwoveth G-God, wet 
him answew it. 

40:3 T-Then J-Job answewed t-the WOWD, and said, 40:4 Behowd, I am viwe; 
what shaww I answew thee? I wiww way minye hand upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

40:5 Once have I spoken; but I wiww nyot answew: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, twice; but I wiww 
pwoceed nyo fuwthew. 

40:6 T-Then answewed t-the WOWD u-unto J-Job out of t-the whiwwwind, and said, 
40:7 Giwd up thy woins nyow w-wike a man: I wiww demand of thee, and 
decwawe t-thou u-unto me. 

40:8 Wiwt t-thou awso disannyuw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgment? wiwt t-thou c-condemn me, that 
t-thou mayest be w-wighteous? 4-40:9 Hast t-thou an a-awm w-wike God? ow c-canst 
t-thou thundew with a voice w-wike h-him? 40:10 D-Deck t-thysewf nyow with 
m-majesty and excewwency; and a-awway t-thysewf with gwowy and beauty. 

40:11 Cast a-abwoad t-the wage of thy w-wwath: and (x_x)V b-behowd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is 
pwoud, and abase h-him. 

40:12 Wook on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is pwoud, and bwing him w-wow; and twead 
down t-the wicked in theiw pwace. 

40:13 (*ﾉωﾉ) *giggles shyly* H-Hide t-them in t-the dust togethew; and bind theiw faces in secwet. 

40:14 T-Then wiww I awso confess u-unto thee that thinye own wight hand c-can 
s-save thee. 

4-40:15 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd nyow behemoth, which I m-made with thee; he eateth gwass as 
an ox. 

40:16 W-Wo n-nyow, his stwength is in his w-woins, and his fowce is in t-the 
(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *shuffles closer* n-nyavew of his b-bewwy. 

40:17 He moveth his taiw w-wike a cedaw: t-the sinyews of his s-stonyes awe 
wwapped togethew. 

40:18 His bonyes awe as stwong pieces of bwass; his bonyes awe w-wike baws 
of iwon. 

40:19 He is t-the chief of t-the ways of G-God: he that m-made him c-can make 
his s-swowd to appwoach u-unto h-him. 

40:20 S-Suwewy t-the mountains bwing him fowth food, whewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts 
of t-the fiewd p-pway. 

40:21 He wieth undew t-the shady twees, in t-the covewt of t-the weed, and 
f-fens. 

40:22 The shady twees covew him with theiw shadow; t-the wiwwows of t-the 
b-bwook compass him about. 

40:23 Behowd, he dwinketh up a wivew, and hasteth nyot: he t-twusteth 
that he c-can d-dwaw up (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan into his mouth. 

40:24 He taketh it with his eyes: his nyose piewceth thwough snyawes. 

4-41:1 Canst t-thou d-dwaw out weviathan with an hook? ow his tongue with a 
cowd which t-thou wettest (>_<) d-down? 41:2 Canst t-thou put an h-hook into his 
>w< n-nyose? ow (o_O) *looks at you* b-bowe his jaw thwough with a thown? 41:3 W-Wiww he make many 
suppwications u-unto thee? wiww he speak soft w-wowds u-unto thee? 41:4 
W-Wiww he make a c-covenyant with thee? wiwt t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sewvant 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? 41:5 Wiwt t-thou pway with him as with a biwd? ow wiwt t-thou 
bind him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy maidens? 41:6 Shaww t-the companyions make a banquet of 
h-him? shaww they pawt him among t-the mewchants? 4-41:7 Canst t-thou fiww 
his skin with bawbed iwons? ow his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with fish speaws? 41:8 Way 
thinye hand upon him, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the battwe, (^-^*)/ d-do nyo mowe. 

41:9 Behowd, t-the hope of him is in vain: shaww nyot onye be cast down 
even a-at t-the sight of h-him? 41:10 N-Nyonye is so fiewce that dawe stiw him 
up: who t-then is abwe to stand befowe m-me? 4-41:11 Who hath pwevented me, 
that I shouwd wepay h-him? whatsoevew is undew t-the w-whowe heaven is minye. 

41:12 I wiww nyot conceaw his pawts, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his p-powew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his c-comewy 
pwopowtion. 

4-41:13 Who c-can discovew t-the f-face of his gawment? ow who c-can come to him 
with his d-doubwe bwidwe? 41:14 Who c-can open t-the doows of his face? his 
t-teeth awe t-tewwibwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

41:15 His scawes awe his pwide, s-shut up togethew as with a cwose seaw. 

41:16 Onye is so (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to anyothew, that nyo aiw c-can come b-between them. 

41:17 They awe j-joinyed onye to anyothew, they stick togethew, that they 
c-cannyot be sundewed. 

4-41:18 By his nyeesings a wight doth shinye, and his eyes awe w-wike t-the 
eyewids of t-the mownying. 

41:19 Out of his mouth go b-buwnying wamps, and spawks of fiwe weap ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

41:20 Out of his n-nyostwiws goeth smoke, as out of a seething p-pot ow 
cawdwon. 

41:21 His bweath kindweth coaws, and a fwame goeth out of his mouth. 

41:22 In his nyeck wemainyeth stwength, and sowwow is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into joy 
befowe h-him. 

(T_T) 4-41:23 The fwakes of his fwesh awe j-joinyed togethew: they awe fiwm in 
themsewves; they c-cannyot be moved. 

41:24 His heawt is as fiwm as a stonye; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, as hawd as a piece of t-the 
nyethew miwwstonye. 

4-41:25 When he waiseth up himsewf, t-the mighty awe afwaid: by w-weason of 
bweakings they puwify themsewves. 

41:26 The s-swowd of him that wayeth a-at him c-cannyot howd: t-the speaw, t-the 
dawt, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the habewgeon. 

41:27 He esteemeth (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon as (´ ∀ ` *) *sighs* s-stwaw, and bwass as w-wotten wood. 

41:28 The awwow c-cannyot make him f-fwee: swingstonyes awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed with him 
into (^ω~) *shuffles closer* s-stubbwe. 

41:29 Dawts awe c-counted as stubbwe: he waugheth a-at t-the (☆ω☆) s-shaking of a 
speaw. 

4-41:30 Shawp s-stonyes awe undew him: he spweadeth shawp pointed things 
upon t-the miwe. 

41:31 He m-maketh t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep to boiw w-wike a pot: he m-maketh t-the sea w-wike a 
p-pot of ointment. 

41:32 He m-maketh a ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path to (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye aftew h-him; onye w-wouwd think t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep to 
be hoawy. 

(T_T) 4-41:33 Upon eawth (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot his >_> w-wike, who is m-made without feaw. 

41:34 He behowdeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww high things: he is a king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen 
of pwide. 

42:1 T-Then J-Job answewed t-the WOWD, and said, 42:2 I knyow that t-thou c-canst 
(^-^*)/ d-do {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thing, and that nyo thought c-can be withhowden fwom thee. 

4-42:3 Who is he that h-hideth counsew without k-knyowwedge? thewefowe have I 
uttewed that I undewstood n-nyot; things too wondewfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, which I 
knyew n-nyot. 

42:4 Heaw, I b-beseech thee, and I wiww speak: I wiww demand of thee, 
and decwawe t-thou u-unto me. 

4-42:5 I have heawd of thee by t-the heawing of t-the eaw: but nyow minye eye 
seeth thee. 

42:6 Whewefowe I abhow mysewf, and w-wepent in dust and ashes. 

42:7 And it w-was so, that aftew t-the WOWD h-had spoken these w-wowds u-unto 
Job, t-the WOWD said to Ewiphaz t-the T-Temanyite, My wwath is kindwed 
against thee, and against thy two fwiends: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have nyot spoken of 
m-me t-the t-thing that is (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant J-Job h-hath. 

42:8 Thewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto you nyow seven buwwocks and seven wams, and go 
to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Job, and offew up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves a buwnt offewing; and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant J-Job shaww p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him wiww I accept: west I d-deaw 
with you aftew youw fowwy, in that ye have nyot spoken of m-me t-the t-thing 
which is (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, w-wike o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Job. 

42:9 S-So Ewiphaz t-the Temanyite and B-Biwdad t-the Shuhite and Zophaw t-the 
(o^ ^o)/ N-Nyaamathite went, and did a-accowding as t-the WOWD commanded (=`ω´=) t-them: t-the 
WOWD awso accepted Job. 

4-42:10 And t-the WOWD (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the captivity of Job, when he pwayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
fwiends: awso t-the WOWD gave J-Job UwU t-twice as m-much as he h-had b-befowe. 

42:11 T-Then came (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sistews, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that h-had b-been of his acquaintance b-befowe, and did e-eat 
bwead with him in his house: and they bemoanyed him, and c-comfowted him 
o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that t-the WOWD h-had b-bwought upon him: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man awso 
gave him a piece of monyey, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye an eawwing of gowd. 

42:12 S-So t-the WOWD bwessed t-the wattew end of J-Job mowe than his 
beginnying: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had fouwteen t-thousand sheep, and six t-thousand 
camews, and a t-thousand ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen, and a t-thousand she a-asses. 

42:13 He h-had awso seven sons and thwee daughtews. 

42:14 And he cawwed t-the nyame of t-the fiwst, Jemima; and t-the nyame of t-the 
second, Kezia; and t-the nyame of t-the thiwd, (o･ω･o) K-Kewenhappuch. 

42:15 And in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand wewe nyo w-women f-found so f-faiw as t-the daughtews 
of Job: and theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew gave t-them (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among theiw bwethwen. 

42:16 Aftew this w-wived J-Job an hundwed and f-fowty yeaws, and saw his 
^-^ s-sons, and his s-sons' ^-^ s-sons, even fouw genyewations. 

42:17 S-So J-Job died, being o-owd and f-fuww of days. 




The Book of Psawms 


1:1 Bwessed is t-the man that w-wawketh nyot in t-the counsew of t-the ungodwy, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow standeth in t-the w-way of sinnyews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sitteth in t-the seat of t-the 
s-scownfuw. 

1:2 But his dewight is in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD; and in his (☆▽☆) w-waw doth he 
meditate day and nyight. 

1:3 And he shaww be w-wike a twee pwanted by t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of watew, that 
bwingeth fowth his fwuit in his season; his weaf awso shaww nyot 
w-withew; and whatsoevew he doeth shaww pwospew. 

1:4 The ungodwy awe nyot so: but awe w-wike t-the chaff which t-the wind 
dwiveth away. 

1:5 Thewefowe t-the ungodwy shaww nyot stand in t-the j-judgment, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sinnyews 
in t-the c-congwegation of t-the wighteous. 

1-1:6 Fow t-the WOWD k-knyoweth t-the w-way of t-the w-wighteous: but t-the w-way of t-the 
ungodwy shaww pewish. 



2:1 Why (^-^*)/ d-do t-the heathen wage, and t-the peopwe imaginye a vain thing? 

2:2 The kings of t-the eawth s-set themsewves, and t-the wuwews o(>ω<)o t-take counsew 
togethew, against t-the WOWD, and against his anyointed, s-saying, 

2-2:3 Wet us bweak theiw bands ⊂(･ω･*⊂) a-asundew, and cast away theiw c-cowds fwom 
us. 

2:4 He that sitteth in t-the h-heavens shaww waugh: t-the WOWD shaww have 
t-them in dewision. 

2-2:5 T-Then shaww he speak u-unto t-them in his wwath, and v-vex t-them in his 
sowe dispweasuwe. 

2:6 Y-Yet have I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my king upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of Z-Zion. 

2-2:7 I wiww decwawe t-the decwee: t-the WOWD hath said u-unto me, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
Son; this day have I begotten thee. 

2:8 Ask of me, and I shaww g-give thee t-the heathen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye 
inhewitance, and t-the uttewmost pawts of t-the eawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy p-possession. 

2-2:9 T-Thou shawt bweak t-them with a wod of iwon; t-thou shawt dash t-them in 
pieces w-wike a p-pottew's vessew. 

2:10 (☆▽☆) B-Be wise nyow thewefowe, O-O ye kings: be instwucted, ye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of 
t-the eawth. 

2-2:11 Sewve t-the WOWD with feaw, and wejoice with twembwing. 

2:12 Kiss t-the Son, west he be angwy, and ye pewish fwom t-the way, when 
his wwath is kindwed but a wittwe. Bwessed awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that put theiw 
t-twust in h-him. 



3-3:1 W-Wowd, how awe they incweased that twoubwe me! many awe they that 
(☆ω☆) w-wise up against me. 

3:2 Many (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be which say of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, Thewe is nyo hewp (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in 
God. 

Sewah. 

3-3:3 But thou, O-O WOWD, awt a shiewd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy, and t-the wiftew up 
of minye head. 

3:4 I cwied u-unto t-the WOWD with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, and he heawd m-me out of his 
h-howy hiww. Sewah. 

3:5 I w-waid m-me down and swept; I a-awaked; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD sustainyed me. 

3-3:6 I wiww nyot be afwaid of t-ten thousands of p-peopwe, that have s-set 
themsewves against m-me (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

3:7 Awise, O-O WOWD; s-save me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast smitten (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye 
enyemies upon t-the cheek bonye; t-thou hast bwoken t-the t-teeth of t-the 
u-ungodwy. 

3:8 S-Sawvation bewongeth u-unto t-the WOWD: thy bwessing is upon thy 
peopwe. 

Sewah. 



4:1 Heaw m-me when I caww, O-O God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess: t-thou hast e-enwawged 
m-me when I w-was in distwess; have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon me, and h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew. 

4-4:2 O-O ye sons of men, how wong wiww ye tuwn o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy into shame? how 
wong wiww ye wove v-vanyity, and seek aftew weasing? Sewah. 

4:3 But knyow that t-the WOWD hath s-set apawt him that is g-godwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
himsewf: t-the WOWD wiww h-heaw when I caww u-unto h-him. 

4-4:4 Stand in a-awe, and sin nyot: communye with youw own heawt upon youw 
bed, and be (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. Sewah. 

4-4:5 Offew t-the s-sacwifices of wighteousnyess, and put youw t-twust in t-the 
WOWD. 

4:6 Thewe be many that say, Who wiww s-shew us any good? WOWD, wift t-thou 
up t-the wight of thy c-countenyance upon us. 

4:7 T-Thou hast put gwadnyess in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt, mowe than in t-the time that 
theiw cown and theiw winye incweased. 

4-4:8 I wiww both way m-me down in p-peace, and sweep: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thou, WOWD, onwy 
makest m-me dweww in safety. 



5:1 Give eaw to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, O-O WOWD, considew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my meditation. 

5-5:2 Heawken u-unto t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my K-King, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto 
thee wiww I p-pway. 

5:3 My voice shawt t-thou h-heaw in t-the m-mownying, O-O WOWD; in t-the mownying 
wiww I (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew u-unto thee, and wiww wook (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

5:4 Fow t-thou awt nyot a God that hath pweasuwe in wickednyess: nyeithew 
shaww eviw dweww with thee. 

5:5 The foowish shaww nyot stand in thy sight: t-thou hatest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wowkews 
of inyiquity. 

5:6 T-Thou shawt d-destwoy t-them that speak weasing: t-the WOWD wiww abhow 
t-the bwoody and deceitfuw m-man. 

5:7 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I wiww come into thy house in t-the muwtitude of thy 
mewcy: and in thy f-feaw wiww I w-wowship towawd thy h-howy tempwe. 

5:8 Wead me, O-O WOWD, in thy wighteousnyess because of minye enyemies; 
make thy w-way stwaight befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. 

5:9 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo faithfuwnyess in theiw mouth; theiw inwawd pawt is 
vewy wickednyess; theiw thwoat is an open sepuwchwe; they fwattew with 
theiw tongue. 

5:10 D-Destwoy t-thou t-them, O-O God; wet t-them faww by theiw own counsews; 
cast t-them out in t-the muwtitude of theiw twansgwessions; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have 
webewwed against thee. 

5:11 But wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that put theiw t-twust in thee wejoice: wet t-them 
e-evew shout (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy, because t-thou defendest (=`ω´=) t-them: wet t-them awso that 
wove thy nyame be joyfuw in thee. 

5:12 Fow thou, WOWD, wiwt bwess t-the w-wighteous; with favouw wiwt t-thou 
compass him as with a shiewd. 



6-6:1 O-O WOWD, webuke m-me nyot in thinye angew, nyeithew chasten m-me in thy 
hot dispweasuwe. 

6:2 H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon me, O-O WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am weak: O-O WOWD, heaw m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bonyes awe vexed. 

6:3 My souw is awso sowe v-vexed: but thou, O-O WOWD, how wong? 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Wetuwn, O-O WOWD, d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: oh s-save m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy m-mewcies' sake. 

6:5 Fow in death (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo w-wemembwance of t-thee: in t-the gwave who 
shaww g-give thee thanks? 

6:6 I am weawy with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwoanying; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight make I o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed to swim; 
I w-watew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couch with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teaws. 

6:7 M-Minye eye is consumed because of gwief; it waxeth o-owd because of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye enyemies. 

6:8 Depawt fwom me, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye wowkews of inyiquity; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath 
heawd t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-weeping. 

6:9 The WOWD hath heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwication; t-the WOWD wiww weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
p-pwayew. 

6:10 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye enyemies be a-ashamed and sowe v-vexed: wet t-them (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
and be a-ashamed suddenwy. 



7:1 O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, in thee (^-^*)/ d-do I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust: s-save m-me fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them 
that pewsecute me, and d-dewivew me: 

7:2 West he teaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw w-wike a wion, wending it in p-pieces, whiwe 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to dewivew. 

7-7:3 O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, If I have donye this; if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be i-inyiquity in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hands; 

7:4 If I have wewawded eviw u-unto him that w-was a-at peace with m-me; (yea, 
I have dewivewed him that without c-cause is minye enyemy:) 

7:5 Wet t-the enyemy pewsecute o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, and o(>ω<)o t-take it; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet him twead 
down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife upon t-the eawth, and way minye honyouw in t-the dust. Sewah. 

7:6 Awise, O-O WOWD, in thinye angew, wift up t-thysewf because of t-the wage 
of minye e-enyemies: and awake (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to t-the j-judgment that t-thou hast 
c-commanded. 

7-7:7 S-So shaww t-the c-congwegation of t-the peopwe compass thee about: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw sakes thewefowe (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn t-thou on high. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 The WOWD shaww j-judge t-the peopwe: j-judge me, O-O WOWD, a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wighteousnyess, and a-accowding to minye :33 i-integwity that is in me. 

7:9 O-Oh wet t-the w-wickednyess of t-the wicked come to an end; but estabwish 
t-the just: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wighteous God twieth t-the (x_x)V h-heawts and weins. 

7:10 My defence is of G-God, which saveth t-the upwight in heawt. 

7:11 God j-judgeth t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and God is angwy with t-the wicked {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
d-day. 

7:12 If he tuwn nyot, he wiww (=^･ω･^=) *hugs tightly* w-whet his swowd; he hath b-bent his b-bow, and 
m-made it weady. 

7:13 He hath awso pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him t-the instwuments of death; he 
owdainyeth his awwows against t-the pewsecutows. 

7:14 Behowd, he t-twavaiweth with inyiquity, and hath ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived m-mischief, 
and b-bwought fowth f-fawsehood. 

7:15 He m-made a pit, and digged it, and is f-fawwen into t-the ditch which 
he made. 

7:16 His mischief shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn upon his own head, and his viowent 
deawing shaww come down upon his own pate. 

7:17 I wiww pwaise t-the WOWD a-accowding to his wighteousnyess: and wiww 
sing pwaise to t-the nyame of t-the WOWD most high. 



(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 O-O WOWD, ouw W-Wowd, how excewwent is thy nyame in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the e-eawth! who 
hast s-set thy gwowy a-above t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

8-8:2 Out of t-the mouth of babes and suckwings hast t-thou o-owdainyed 
stwength because of thinye >_> e-enyemies, that t-thou mightest stiww t-the enyemy 
and t-the avengew. 

8:3 When I considew thy (^ω~) h-heavens, t-the wowk of thy fingews, t-the moon and 
t-the s-staws, which t-thou hast owdainyed; 

8:4 What is ^.^ m-man, that t-thou awt mindfuw of h-him? and t-the son of ^.^ m-man, 
that t-thou visitest h-him? 

8-8:5 Fow t-thou hast m-made him a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-wowew than t-the a-angews, and hast 
c-cwownyed him with gwowy and honyouw. 

8:6 T-Thou madest him to have dominyion o-ovew t-the wowks of thy hands; t-thou 
hast put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things undew his feet: 

8:7 Aww sheep and oxen, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd; 

8:8 The foww of t-the aiw, and t-the fish of t-the sea, and whatsoevew 
passeth thwough t-the paths of t-the seas. 

8:9 O-O WOWD ouw W-Wowd, how excewwent is thy nyame in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the e-eawth! 


9:1 I wiww pwaise thee, O-O WOWD, with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt; I wiww s-shew fowth 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy mawvewwous wowks. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 I wiww be gwad and wejoice in t-thee: I wiww sing pwaise to thy 
nyame, O-O t-thou most High. 

9:3 When minye enyemies awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, they shaww faww and pewish a-at 
thy pwesence. 

9:4 Fow t-thou hast maintainyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause; t-thou satest in t-the 
t-thwonye j-judging wight. 

9:5 T-Thou hast webuked t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, t-thou hast destwoyed t-the w-wicked, 
t-thou hast put out theiw nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

9:6 O-O t-thou enyemy, d-destwuctions awe come to a pewpetuaw end: and t-thou 
hast destwoyed cities; theiw memowiaw is pewished with them. 

9:7 But t-the WOWD shaww e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: he hath pwepawed his t-thwonye 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow judgment. 

9:8 And he shaww j-judge t-the wowwd in wighteousnyess, he shaww m-minyistew 
j-judgment to t-the peopwe in upwightnyess. 

9:9 The WOWD awso wiww be a wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the oppwessed, a wefuge in 
times of twoubwe. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And they that knyow thy nyame wiww put theiw t-twust in t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thou, WOWD, hast nyot fowsaken t-them that seek thee. 

9-9:11 Sing p-pwaises to t-the WOWD, which d-dwewweth in Z-Zion: decwawe among 
t-the peopwe his doings. 

9:12 When he m-maketh inquisition (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwood, he w-wemembeweth (=`ω´=) t-them: he 
f-fowgetteth nyot t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the humbwe. 

9:13 H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon me, O-O WOWD; considew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe which I s-suffew of 
t-them that hate me, t-thou that wiftest m-me up fwom t-the gates of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 

9-9:14 That I may s-shew fowth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy pwaise in t-the gates of t-the daughtew 
of Z-Zion: I wiww wejoice in thy s-sawvation. 

9:15 The heathen awe sunk down in t-the p-pit that they made: in t-the nyet 
which they hid is theiw own foot taken. 

9:16 The WOWD is knyown by t-the j-judgment which he executeth: t-the wicked 
is snyawed in t-the wowk of his own hands. Higgaion. Sewah. 

9:17 The wicked shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into heww, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations that 
fowget God. 

9:18 Fow t-the nyeedy shaww nyot awway be fowgotten: t-the expectation of 
t-the poow shaww nyot pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

9:19 Awise, O-O WOWD; wet nyot man pwevaiw: wet t-the heathen be judged in 
thy sight. 

9:20 Put t-them in feaw, O-O WOWD: that t-the nyations may knyow themsewves to 
be but m-men. Sewah. 



10:1 Why standest t-thou afaw off, O-O WOWD? why hidest t-thou t-thysewf in 
times of t-twoubwe? 

1-10:2 The wicked in his pwide doth pewsecute t-the poow: wet t-them be 
taken in t-the devices that they have imaginyed. 

10:3 Fow t-the wicked boasteth of his h-heawt's desiwe, and bwesseth t-the 
c-covetous, whom t-the WOWD a-abhowweth. 

10:4 The w-wicked, thwough t-the pwide of his countenyance, wiww nyot seek 
aftew G-God: God is nyot in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his thoughts. 

1-10:5 His ways awe awways gwievous; thy judgments awe faw a-above out of 
his sight: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his >_> e-enyemies, he puffeth a-at them. 

10:6 He hath said in his heawt, I shaww nyot be moved: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I shaww 
nyevew be in advewsity. 

10:7 His mouth is f-fuww of c-cuwsing and d-deceit and fwaud: undew his 
tongue is mischief and vanyity. 

10:8 He sitteth in t-the wuwking pwaces of t-the viwwages: in t-the secwet 
pwaces doth he muwdew t-the innyocent: his eyes awe pwiviwy s-set against 
t-the poow. 

10:9 He wieth in wait secwetwy as a w-wion in his den: he wieth in wait 
to catch t-the poow: he doth catch t-the poow, when he dwaweth him into 
his nyet. 

10:10 He cwoucheth, and humbweth himsewf, that t-the poow may faww by 
his stwong onyes. 

1-10:11 He hath said in his heawt, God hath fowgotten: he h-hideth his 
face; he wiww nyevew s-see it. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Awise, O-O WOWD; O-O G-God, wift up thinye hand: fowget nyot t-the humbwe. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Whewefowe doth t-the wicked c-contemn God? he hath said in his 
heawt, T-Thou wiwt nyot wequiwe it. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 T-Thou hast s-seen it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou behowdest mischief and spite, to 
wequite it with thy hand: t-the poow committeth himsewf u-unto thee; t-thou 
awt t-the hewpew of t-the fathewwess. 

10:15 Bweak t-thou t-the a-awm of t-the wicked and t-the eviw man: seek out his 
w-wickednyess tiww t-thou f-find n-nyonye. 

1-10:16 The WOWD is King (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: t-the heathen awe pewished out 
of his wand. 

1-10:17 WOWD, t-thou hast heawd t-the d-desiwe of t-the h-humbwe: t-thou wiwt 
p-pwepawe theiw heawt, t-thou wiwt c-cause thinye eaw to heaw: 

10:18 To j-judge t-the fathewwess and t-the oppwessed, that t-the man of t-the 
eawth may nyo mowe oppwess. 



11:1 In t-the WOWD put I o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust: how say ye to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, Fwee as a biwd 
to youw mountain? 

11:2 Fow, wo, t-the wicked bend theiw b-bow, they make weady theiw awwow 
upon t-the stwing, that they may pwiviwy shoot a-at t-the upwight in heawt. 

11:3 If t-the foundations be destwoyed, what c-can t-the wighteous do? 

11:4 The WOWD is in his h-howy t-tempwe, t-the WOWD's t-thwonye is in heaven: 
his eyes b-behowd, his eyewids t-twy, t-the chiwdwen of m-men. 

11:5 The WOWD twieth t-the w-wighteous: but t-the wicked and him that woveth 
viowence his souw hateth. 

11:6 Upon t-the wicked he shaww wain snyawes, fiwe and b-bwimstonye, and an 
howwibwe tempest: this shaww be t-the powtion of theiw cup. 

11:7 Fow t-the wighteous WOWD woveth wighteousnyess; his c-countenyance doth 
(x_x)V b-behowd t-the upwight. 



12:1 Hewp, WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the g-godwy man ceaseth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faithfuw faiw fwom 
among t-the chiwdwen of m-men. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 They speak vanyity {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with his nyeighbouw: with fwattewing 
w-wips and with a d-doubwe heawt (^-^*)/ d-do they s-speak. 

12:3 The WOWD shaww cut off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwattewing wips, and t-the tongue that 
s-speaketh pwoud things: 

12:4 Who have said, With ouw tongue wiww we pwevaiw; ouw w-wips awe ouw 
own: who is wowd o-ovew us? 

1-12:5 Fow t-the oppwession of t-the poow, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sighing of t-the nyeedy, nyow 
wiww I a-awise, saith t-the WOWD; I wiww s-set him in safety fwom him that 
puffeth a-at h-him. 

12:6 The w-wowds of t-the WOWD awe puwe wowds: as s-siwvew twied in a 
fuwnyace of eawth, puwified seven times. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 T-Thou shawt keep t-them, O-O WOWD, t-thou shawt pwesewve t-them fwom this 
genyewation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

12:8 The wicked wawk on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, when t-the viwest men awe (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 



13:1 How wong wiwt t-thou fowget me, O-O WOWD? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? how wong wiwt 
t-thou hide thy f-face fwom m-me? 

13:2 How wong shaww I o(>ω<)o t-take counsew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, h-having sowwow in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
heawt daiwy? how wong shaww minye enyemy be exawted o-ovew m-me? 

13:3 Considew and h-heaw me, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: wighten minye eyes, west I 
(o´∀`o) s-sweep t-the (o´∀`o) s-sweep of death; 

13:4 West minye enyemy say, I have p-pwevaiwed against h-him; and those that 
twoubwe m-me wejoice when I am moved. 

13:5 But I have twusted in thy m-mewcy; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt shaww wejoice in thy 
s-sawvation. 

13:6 I wiww sing u-unto t-the WOWD, because he hath d-deawt bountifuwwy with 
me. 



14:1 The foow hath said in his heawt, Thewe is nyo God. They awe 
cowwupt, they have donye abominyabwe wowks, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that doeth 
good. 

14:2 The WOWD wooked down fwom heaven upon t-the chiwdwen of men, to s-see 
if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe any that did undewstand, and seek God. 

14:3 They awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gonye aside, they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww togethew become f-fiwthy: 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that doeth g-good, nyo, nyot onye. 

14:4 H-Have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowkews of i-inyiquity nyo k-knyowwedge? who e-eat up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe as they e-eat bwead, and caww nyot upon t-the WOWD. 

1-14:5 Thewe wewe they in gweat feaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is in t-the genyewation of 
t-the wighteous. 

14:6 Ye have (O.O) *looks at you* s-shamed t-the counsew of t-the poow, because t-the WOWD is his 
wefuge. 

14:7 O-Oh that t-the sawvation of Iswaew wewe come out of Z-Zion! when t-the 
WOWD bwingeth back t-the captivity of his p-peopwe, J-Jacob shaww wejoice, 
and Iswaew shaww be g-gwad. 



15:1 W-Wowd, who shaww abide in thy tabewnyacwe? who shaww dweww in thy 
h-howy (=^･ｪ･^=) h-hiww? 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 He that w-wawketh upwightwy, and w-wowketh wighteousnyess, and 
s-speaketh t-the twuth in his heawt. 

1-15:3 He that backbiteth nyot with his tongue, (=`ω´=) n-nyow doeth eviw to his 
nyeighbouw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow taketh up a wepwoach against his nyeighbouw. 

:3 1-15:4 In whose eyes a viwe pewson is contemnyed; but he honyouweth t-them 
that f-feaw t-the WOWD. He that s-sweaweth to his own huwt, and c-changeth 
n-nyot. 

1-15:5 He that putteth nyot out his monyey to usuwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow taketh wewawd 
against t-the innyocent. He that doeth these things shaww nyevew be moved. 



16:1 Pwesewve me, O-O G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in thee (^-^*)/ d-do I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust. 

16:2 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, t-thou hast said u-unto t-the WOWD, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Wowd: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
goodnyess extendeth nyot to thee; 

16:3 But to t-the saints that awe in t-the eawth, and to t-the e-excewwent, in 
whom is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewight. 

16:4 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw sowwows shaww be m-muwtipwied that hasten aftew anyothew god: 
theiw dwink offewings of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood wiww I nyot offew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(>ω<)o t-take up theiw 
nyames into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips. 

16:5 The WOWD is t-the powtion of minye (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cup: t-thou 
maintainyest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wot. 

1-16:6 The winyes awe f-fawwen u-unto m-me in pweasant (*^‿^*) p-pwaces; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I have a 
goodwy hewitage. 

16:7 I wiww bwess t-the WOWD, who hath given m-me counsew: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins awso 
(=`ω´=) i-instwuct m-me in t-the nyight s-seasons. 

16:8 I have s-set t-the WOWD awways befowe me: because he is a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight 
hand, I shaww nyot be moved. 

1-16:9 Thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is g-gwad, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy wejoiceth: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh awso 
shaww w-west in hope. 

1-16:10 Fow t-thou wiwt nyot weave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw in h-heww; nyeithew wiwt t-thou 
s-suffew thinye Howy Onye to s-see cowwuption. 

16:11 T-Thou wiwt s-shew m-me t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of wife: in thy pwesence is fuwnyess 
of j-joy; a-at thy wight hand (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe pweasuwes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 



17:1 Heaw t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, O-O WOWD, a-attend u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy, g-give eaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pwayew, that goeth nyot out of feignyed w-wips. 

17:2 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sentence come fowth fwom thy pwesence; wet thinye eyes 
(x_x)V b-behowd t-the things that awe e-equaw. 

17:3 T-Thou hast pwoved minye heawt; t-thou hast v-visited m-me in t-the nyight; 
t-thou hast twied me, and shawt f-find nyothing; I am p-puwposed that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
mouth shaww nyot twansgwess. 

17:4 Concewnying t-the wowks of men, by t-the wowd of thy w-wips I have kept 
m-me fwom t-the paths of t-the destwoyew. 

17:5 Howd up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goings in thy (´ ω `♡) p-paths, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my footsteps s-swip n-nyot. 

17:6 I have cawwed upon thee, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wiwt h-heaw me, O-O G-God: i-incwinye 
thinye eaw u-unto me, and h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech. 

17:7 Shew thy mawvewwous wovingkindnyess, O-O t-thou that s-savest by thy 
wight hand t-them which put theiw t-twust in thee fwom those that (☆ω☆) w-wise up 
against them. 

1-17:8 Keep m-me as t-the appwe of t-the eye, hide m-me undew t-the shadow of thy 
w-wings, 

17:9 Fwom t-the wicked that o(>ω<)o o-oppwess me, fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my deadwy >_> e-enyemies, who 
compass m-me about. 

17:10 They awe incwosed in theiw own fat: with theiw mouth they speak 
pwoudwy. 

17:11 They have nyow compassed us in ouw steps: they have s-set theiw 
eyes bowing down to t-the eawth; 

17:12 Wike as a w-wion that is gweedy of his pwey, and as it wewe a 
young w-wion wuwking in secwet pwaces. 

17:13 Awise, O-O WOWD, disappoint him, cast him down: d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw 
fwom t-the w-wicked, which is thy (--_--) s-swowd: 

17:14 Fwom men which awe thy hand, O-O WOWD, fwom men of t-the wowwd, 
which have theiw powtion in this w-wife, and whose bewwy t-thou fiwwest 
with thy hid tweasuwe: they awe f-fuww of c-chiwdwen, and weave t-the w-west 
of theiw s-substance to theiw babes. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I wiww (x_x)V b-behowd thy f-face in wighteousnyess: I shaww be 
satisfied, when I awake, with thy wikenyess. 



18:1 I wiww wove thee, O-O WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-stwength. 

18:2 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fowtwess, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewivewew; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, in whom I wiww twust; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my buckwew, and t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sawvation, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my high t-towew. 

18:3 I wiww caww upon t-the WOWD, who is wowthy to be pwaised: so shaww 
I be saved fwom minye enyemies. 

18:4 The sowwows of death compassed me, and t-the fwoods of ungodwy men 
m-made m-me afwaid. 

18:5 The sowwows of heww compassed m-me about: t-the snyawes of death 
pwevented me. 

18:6 In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-distwess I cawwed upon t-the WOWD, and cwied u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: he 
heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice out of his t-tempwe, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy came befowe him, even 
into his eaws. 

18:7 T-Then t-the eawth shook and twembwed; t-the foundations awso of t-the 
hiwws moved and wewe s-shaken, because he w-was w-wwoth. 

18:8 Thewe went up a smoke out of his n-nyostwiws, and fiwe out of his 
mouth devouwed: coaws wewe kindwed by it. 

18:9 He b-bowed t-the h-heavens awso, and came down: and dawknyess w-was undew 
his feet. 

18:10 And he w-wode upon a chewub, and did fwy: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he did fwy upon t-the 
w-wings of t-the wind. 

1-18:11 He m-made dawknyess his secwet pwace; his paviwion (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him 
wewe dawk watews and thick cwouds of t-the skies. 

18:12 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the bwightnyess that w-was befowe him his thick cwouds passed, 
haiw s-stonyes and coaws of fiwe. 

18:13 The WOWD awso thundewed in t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and t-the Highest gave his 
v-voice; haiw s-stonyes and coaws of fiwe. 

18:14 Yea, he sent out his a-awwows, and scattewed t-them; and he shot out 
wightnyings, and discomfited them. 

18:15 T-Then t-the channyews of watews wewe seen, and t-the foundations of 
t-the wowwd wewe d-discovewed a-at thy webuke, O-O WOWD, a-at t-the bwast of t-the 
bweath of thy nyostwiws. 

18:16 He sent fwom above, he took me, he dwew m-me out of many watews. 

18:17 He dewivewed m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwong enyemy, and fwom t-them which hated 
me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

18:18 They pwevented m-me in t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cawamity: but t-the WOWD w-was o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
stay. 

18:19 He b-bwought m-me fowth awso into a wawge pwace; he dewivewed me, 
because he dewighted in me. 

18:20 The WOWD wewawded m-me a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess; a-accowding to 
t-the cweannyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands hath he >_< w-wecompensed me. 

1-18:21 Fow I have kept t-the ways of t-the WOWD, and have nyot wickedwy 
depawted fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

18:22 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his judgments wewe befowe me, and I did nyot put away his 
s-statutes fwom me. 

1-18:23 I w-was awso upwight befowe him, and I kept mysewf fwom minye 
inyiquity. 

18:24 Thewefowe hath t-the WOWD >_< w-wecompensed m-me a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wighteousnyess, a-accowding to t-the cweannyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands in his eyesight. 

18:25 With t-the m-mewcifuw t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) m-mewcifuw; with an 
upwight man t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf upwight; 

18:26 With t-the puwe t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf puwe; and with t-the fwowawd 
t-thou wiwt s-shew t-thysewf fwowawd. 

18:27 Fow t-thou wiwt s-save t-the affwicted peopwe; but wiwt bwing down 
high w-wooks. 

18:28 Fow t-thou wiwt wight o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my candwe: t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God wiww e-enwighten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
dawknyess. 

18:29 Fow by thee I have w-wun thwough a twoop; and by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God have I 
w-weaped o-ovew a waww. 

18:30 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow G-God, his w-way is pewfect: t-the wowd of t-the WOWD is twied: 
he is a buckwew to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that t-twust in h-him. 

18:31 Fow who is God s-save t-the WOWD? ow who is a w-wock s-save ouw God? 

(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 I-It is God that giwdeth m-me with stwength, and m-maketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way 
p-pewfect. 

(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 He m-maketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet w-wike \(★ω★)/ h-hinds' feet, and setteth m-me upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my high 
pwaces. 

1-18:34 He t-teacheth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands to waw, so that a bow of steew is bwoken by 
minye awms. 

18:35 T-Thou hast awso given m-me t-the shiewd of thy sawvation: and thy 
wight hand hath howden m-me up, and thy g-gentwenyess hath m-made m-me g-gweat. 

1-18:36 T-Thou hast e-enwawged o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps undew me, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet did nyot s-swip. 

18:37 I have puwsued minye >_> e-enyemies, and ovewtaken (=`ω´=) t-them: nyeithew did I 
tuwn again tiww they wewe consumed. 

18:38 I have w-wounded t-them that they wewe nyot abwe to wise: they awe 
f-fawwen undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. 

18:39 Fow t-thou hast giwded m-me with stwength u-unto t-the |･ω･) b-battwe: t-thou hast 
subdued undew m-me those that w-wose up against me. 

18:40 T-Thou hast awso given m-me t-the nyecks of minye enyemies; that I m-might 
d-destwoy t-them that hate me. 

18:41 They cwied, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to s-save (=`ω´=) t-them: even u-unto t-the WOWD, 
but he answewed t-them n-nyot. 

18:42 T-Then did I beat t-them smaww as t-the dust befowe t-the wind: I did 
cast t-them out as t-the d-diwt in t-the stweets. 

18:43 T-Thou hast dewivewed m-me fwom t-the stwivings of t-the peopwe; and 
t-thou hast m-made m-me t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the heathen: a peopwe whom I have nyot 
knyown shaww sewve me. 

18:44 As soon as they h-heaw of me, they shaww obey me: t-the stwangews 
shaww submit themsewves u-unto me. 

18:45 The stwangews shaww fade away, and be afwaid out of theiw cwose 
pwaces. 

1-18:46 The WOWD wiveth; and bwessed be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock; and wet t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sawvation be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 

18:47 I-It is God that avengeth me, and subdueth t-the peopwe undew me. 

18:48 He dewiveweth m-me fwom minye e-enyemies: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou wiftest m-me up 
a-above those that (☆ω☆) w-wise up against me: t-thou hast dewivewed m-me fwom t-the 
viowent m-man. 

18:49 Thewefowe wiww I g-give thanks u-unto thee, O-O WOWD, among t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and sing p-pwaises u-unto thy nyame. 

18:50 Gweat dewivewance giveth he to his king; and sheweth (´-ω-`) m-mewcy to 
his anyointed, to D-David, and to his seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 



19:1 The h-heavens decwawe t-the gwowy of God; and t-the fiwmament sheweth 
his handywowk. 

19:2 :33 D-Day u-unto day utteweth s-speech, and nyight u-unto nyight sheweth 
knyowwedge. 

19:3 Thewe is nyo speech (=`ω´=) n-nyow wanguage, whewe theiw voice is nyot h-heawd. 

19:4 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw winye is gonye out thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, and theiw w-wowds to 
t-the end of t-the wowwd. In t-them hath he s-set a tabewnyacwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sun, 

19:5 W-Which is as a bwidegwoom coming out of his chambew, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth 
as a stwong man to w-wun a wace. 

1-19:6 His g-going fowth is fwom t-the end of t-the heaven, and his c-ciwcuit 
u-unto t-the ends of i-it: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing hid fwom t-the heat t-theweof. 

19:7 The (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD is p-pewfect, convewting t-the souw: t-the 
t-testimony of t-the WOWD is suwe, making wise t-the simpwe. 

19:8 The s-statutes of t-the WOWD awe (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, w-wejoicing t-the (*°▽°*) h-heawt: t-the 
commandment of t-the WOWD is puwe, enwightenying t-the eyes. 

19:9 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is cwean, enduwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: t-the judgments 
of t-the WOWD awe twue and wighteous awtogethew. 

19:10 Mowe to be desiwed awe they than gowd, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, than m-much finye gowd: 
sweetew awso than honyey and t-the h-honyeycomb. 

1-19:11 Moweovew by t-them is thy sewvant wawnyed: and in keeping of t-them 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is gweat wewawd. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 Who c-can undewstand his ewwows? cweanse t-thou m-me fwom secwet 
fauwts. 

19:13 Keep back thy sewvant awso fwom pwesumptuous sins; wet t-them nyot 
have dominyion o-ovew me: t-then shaww I be upwight, and I shaww be 
innyocent fwom t-the gweat twansgwession. 

19:14 Wet t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and t-the meditation of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt, be 
acceptabwe in thy s-sight, O-O WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wedeemew. 



20:1 The WOWD h-heaw thee in t-the day of twoubwe; t-the nyame of t-the God of 
J-Jacob d-defend thee; 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 Send thee hewp fwom t-the s-sanctuawy, and stwengthen thee out of 
Zion; 

20:3 Wemembew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy offewings, and a-accept thy buwnt sacwifice; 
Sewah. 

20:4 G-Gwant thee a-accowding to thinye own heawt, and fuwfiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
counsew. 

20:5 We wiww wejoice in thy sawvation, and in t-the nyame of ouw God we 
wiww s-set up ouw bannyews: t-the WOWD fuwfiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy petitions. 

20:6 Nyow knyow I that t-the WOWD saveth his ต(=ω=)ต a-anyointed; he wiww h-heaw him 
fwom his h-howy heaven with t-the saving stwength of his wight ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 Some t-twust in c-chawiots, and s-some in howses: but we wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew 
t-the nyame of t-the WOWD ouw God. 

20:8 They awe b-bwought down and f-fawwen: but we awe wisen, and stand 
upwight. 

20:9 Save, WOWD: wet t-the king h-heaw us when we caww. 



21:1 The king shaww joy in thy stwength, O-O WOWD; and in thy sawvation 
how gweatwy shaww he w-wejoice! 

21:2 T-Thou hast given him his h-heawt's desiwe, and hast nyot withhowden 
t-the wequest of his w-wips. Sewah. 

21:3 Fow t-thou p-pweventest him with t-the b-bwessings of goodnyess: t-thou 
settest a cwown of puwe gowd on his head. 

21:4 He asked wife of thee, and t-thou gavest it him, even wength of 
days (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

21:5 His gwowy is gweat in thy sawvation: honyouw and m-majesty hast t-thou 
w-waid upon h-him. 

2-21:6 Fow t-thou hast m-made him most bwessed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: t-thou hast m-made him 
exceeding gwad with thy c-countenyance. 

21:7 Fow t-the king t-twusteth in t-the WOWD, and thwough t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of t-the 
most High he shaww nyot be moved. 

21:8 T-Thinye hand shaww f-find out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye e-enyemies: thy wight hand shaww 
f-find out those that hate thee. 

21:9 T-Thou shawt make t-them as a fiewy oven in t-the time of thinye angew: 
t-the WOWD shaww swawwow t-them up in his wwath, and t-the fiwe shaww devouw 
them. 

21:10 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw fwuit shawt t-thou d-destwoy fwom t-the eawth, and theiw seed 
fwom among t-the chiwdwen of m-men. 

21:11 Fow they intended eviw against t-thee: they imaginyed a mischievous 
device, which they awe nyot abwe to pewfowm. 

21:12 Thewefowe shawt t-thou make t-them tuwn theiw b-back, when t-thou shawt 
make weady thinye awwows upon thy stwings against t-the f-face of them. 

2-21:13 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou exawted, WOWD, in thinye own stwength: so wiww we sing 
and pwaise thy powew. 



22:1 My G-God, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, why hast t-thou fowsaken m-me? why awt t-thou so faw 
fwom h-hewping me, and fwom t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (O_O;) w-woawing? 

2-22:2 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy in t-the day time, but t-thou heawest n-nyot; and in t-the 
nyight season, and am nyot s-siwent. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 But t-thou awt howy, O-O t-thou that i-inhabitest t-the p-pwaises of Iswaew. 

22:4 O-Ouw f-fathews twusted in t-thee: they t-twusted, and t-thou didst d-dewivew 
them. 

2-22:5 They cwied u-unto thee, and wewe dewivewed: they twusted in thee, 
and wewe nyot confounded. 

22:6 But I am a wowm, and nyo man; a wepwoach of men, and (>_<) d-despised of 
t-the peopwe. 

22:7 Aww they that s-see m-me waugh m-me to s-scown: they shoot out t-the w-wip, 
they s-shake t-the head, s-saying, 

22:8 He twusted on t-the WOWD that he w-wouwd d-dewivew him: wet him d-dewivew 
him, seeing he dewighted in h-him. 

22:9 But t-thou awt he that took m-me out of t-the womb: t-thou didst make m-me 
hope when I w-was upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bweasts. 

22:10 I w-was cast upon thee fwom t-the womb: t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's b-bewwy. 

22:11 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot faw fwom m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow twoubwe is n-nyeaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to 
hewp. 

22:12 Many buwws have compassed me: stwong buwws of Bashan have b-beset 
m-me wound. 

22:13 They gaped upon m-me with theiw m-mouths, as a wavenying and a 
woawing wion. 

22:14 I am pouwed out w-wike watew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes awe out of joint: 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is w-wike wax; it is mewted in t-the m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bowews. 

22:15 My stwength is dwied up w-wike a ~(>_<~) p-potshewd; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue cweaveth 
to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jaws; and t-thou hast b-bwought m-me into t-the dust of death. 

22:16 Fow dogs have compassed me: t-the assembwy of t-the wicked have 
incwosed me: they piewced o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 I may teww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bonyes: they wook and stawe upon me. 

22:18 They pawt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawments among t-them, and cast wots upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vestuwe. 

22:19 But be nyot t-thou faw fwom me, O-O WOWD: O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, haste thee 
to hewp me. 

22:20 D-Dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fwom t-the swowd; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dawwing fwom t-the p-powew of t-the 
dog. 

22:21 Save m-me fwom t-the wion's m-mouth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast heawd m-me fwom t-the 
howns of t-the unyicowns. 

2-22:22 I wiww decwawe thy nyame u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwethwen: in t-the m-midst of t-the 
c-congwegation wiww I pwaise thee. 

22:23 Ye that f-feaw t-the WOWD, pwaise h-him; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye t-the seed of Jacob, 
gwowify h-him; and f-feaw him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye t-the seed of Iswaew. 

22:24 Fow he hath nyot (>_<) d-despised (=`ω´=) n-nyow a-abhowwed t-the affwiction of t-the 
affwicted; nyeithew hath he hid his f-face fwom h-him; but when he cwied 
u-unto him, he h-heawd. 

22:25 My pwaise shaww be of thee in t-the gweat (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: I wiww pay 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows befowe t-them that f-feaw h-him. 

22:26 The meek shaww e-eat and be satisfied: they shaww pwaise t-the WOWD 
that seek him: youw heawt shaww wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

22:27 Aww t-the ends of t-the wowwd shaww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew and tuwn u-unto t-the WOWD: 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kindweds of t-the nyations shaww w-wowship befowe thee. 

22:28 Fow t-the kingdom is t-the WOWD's: and he is t-the govewnyow among t-the 
nyations. 

22:29 Aww they that be fat upon eawth shaww e-eat and wowship: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they 
that go down to t-the dust shaww bow befowe him: and nyonye c-can keep a-awive 
his own souw. 

22:30 A-A seed shaww sewve h-him; it shaww be a-accounted to t-the Wowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
genyewation. 

22:31 They shaww come, and shaww decwawe his wighteousnyess u-unto a 
peopwe that shaww be b-bown, that he hath donye this. 



23:1 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my :33 s-shephewd; I shaww nyot want. 

23:2 He m-maketh m-me to w-wie down in gween (✧∀✧)/ *shuffles closer* p-pastuwes: he weadeth m-me beside 
t-the stiww watews. 

23:3 He w-westoweth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: he weadeth m-me in t-the paths of wighteousnyess 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyame's sake. 

23:4 Yea, t-though I wawk thwough t-the vawwey of t-the shadow of d-death, I 
wiww f-feaw nyo eviw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt with m-me; thy wod and thy s-staff they 
comfowt me. 

23:5 T-Thou pwepawest a tabwe befowe m-me in t-the pwesence of minye e-enyemies: 
t-thou a-anyointest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with oiw; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cup w-wunnyeth ovew. 

23:6 S-Suwewy goodnyess and (´-ω-`) m-mewcy shaww fowwow m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wife: and I wiww dweww in t-the house of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 



2-24:1 The eawth is t-the WOWD's, and t-the fuwnyess t-theweof; t-the wowwd, and 
they that dweww thewein. 

24:2 Fow he hath founded it upon t-the seas, and estabwished it upon t-the 
f-fwoods. 

24:3 Who shaww ascend into t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of t-the WOWD? ow who shaww stand in 
his h-howy pwace? 

2-24:4 He that hath cwean hands, and a puwe heawt; who hath nyot w-wifted 
up his souw u-unto v-vanyity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow swown deceitfuwwy. 

24:5 He shaww weceive t-the bwessing fwom t-the WOWD, and wighteousnyess 
fwom t-the God of his s-sawvation. 

24:6 This is t-the genyewation of t-them that seek him, that seek thy face, 
O-O Jacob. Sewah. 

24:7 W-Wift up youw heads, O-O ye gates; and be ye wift up, ye evewwasting 
doows; and t-the King of gwowy shaww come in. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 Who is this King of gwowy? The WOWD stwong and mighty, t-the WOWD 
mighty in battwe. 

24:9 W-Wift up youw heads, O-O ye gates; even wift t-them up, ye evewwasting 
doows; and t-the King of gwowy shaww come in. 

24:10 Who is this King of gwowy? The WOWD of hosts, he is t-the King of 
gwowy. Sewah. 



2-25:1 Unto thee, O-O WOWD, (^-^*)/ d-do I wift up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

25:2 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I t-twust in t-thee: wet m-me nyot be a-ashamed, wet nyot minye 
enyemies t-twiumph o-ovew me. 

25:3 Yea, wet nyonye that wait on thee be ashamed: wet t-them be a-ashamed 
which twansgwess without cause. 

25:4 Shew m-me thy ways, O-O WOWD; t-teach m-me thy paths. 

25:5 Wead m-me in thy twuth, and t-teach me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sawvation; on thee (^-^*)/ d-do I wait (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-day. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 Wemembew, O-O WOWD, thy tendew mewcies and thy w-wovingkindnyesses; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have b-been e-evew of owd. 

25:7 Wemembew nyot t-the s-sins of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions: 
a-accowding to thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-thou m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy goodnyess' sake, O-O 
WOWD. 

25:8 Good and upwight is t-the WOWD: thewefowe wiww he t-teach sinnyews in 
t-the way. 

25:9 The meek wiww he guide in judgment: and t-the meek wiww he t-teach 
his way. 

25:10 Aww t-the paths of t-the WOWD awe (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth u-unto such as keep 
his c-covenyant and his testimonyies. 

25:11 Fow thy nyame's sake, O-O WOWD, pawdon minye inyiquity; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is 
g-gweat. 

25:12 What man is he that feaweth t-the WOWD? him shaww he t-teach in t-the 
w-way that he shaww choose. 

25:13 His souw shaww dweww a-at ease; and his seed shaww i-inhewit t-the 
eawth. 

25:14 The secwet of t-the WOWD is with t-them that f-feaw h-him; and he wiww 
s-shew t-them his covenyant. 

25:15 M-Minye eyes awe e-evew towawd t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww pwuck o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet 
out of t-the nyet. 

25:16 T-Tuwn thee u-unto me, and have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am desowate and 
affwicted. 

2-25:17 The twoubwes of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt awe enwawged: O-O bwing t-thou m-me out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
distwesses. 

25:18 Wook upon minye affwiction and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pain; and fowgive (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sins. 

25:19 Considew minye enyemies; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe many; and they hate m-me with 
cwuew h-hatwed. 

25:20 O-O keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, and d-dewivew me: wet m-me nyot be ashamed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I put 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-twust in thee. 

25:21 Wet :33 i-integwity and upwightnyess pwesewve m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wait on thee. 

25:22 W-Wedeem I-Iswaew, O-O G-God, out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his t-twoubwes. 



26:1 Judge me, O-O WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have wawked in minye integwity: I have 
twusted awso in t-the WOWD; thewefowe I shaww nyot swide. 

26:2 Examinye me, O-O WOWD, and pwove m-me; twy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. 

26:3 Fow thy wovingkindnyess is befowe minye eyes: and I have wawked in 
thy twuth. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:4 I have nyot sat with vain p-pewsons, nyeithew wiww I go in with 
dissembwews. 

26:5 I have hated t-the c-congwegation of eviw doews; and wiww nyot sit 
with t-the wicked. 

26:6 I wiww w-wash minye h-hands in innyocency: so wiww I compass thinye 
awtaw, O-O WOWD: 

26:7 That I may pubwish with t-the voice of thanksgiving, and teww of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wondwous wowks. 

26:8 WOWD, I have woved t-the h-habitation of thy h-house, and t-the pwace 
whewe thinye honyouw (´-ω-`) d-dwewweth. 

26:9 Gathew nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw with sinnyews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife with bwoody m-men: 

26:10 In whose h-hands is m-mischief, and theiw wight hand is f-fuww of 
b-bwibes. 

2-26:11 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I wiww wawk in minye integwity: wedeem me, and be 
m-mewcifuw u-unto me. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 My foot standeth in an even p-pwace: in t-the congwegations wiww I 
bwess t-the WOWD. 



2-27:1 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation; whom shaww I feaw? t-the 
WOWD is t-the stwength of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife; of whom shaww I be afwaid? 

27:2 When t-the w-wicked, even minye enyemies and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my foes, came upon m-me to 
e-eat up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh, they stumbwed and feww. 

27:3 Though an \(★ω★)/ h-host shouwd e-encamp against me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt shaww nyot feaw: 
t-though waw shouwd (☆ω☆) w-wise against me, in this wiww I be confident. 

27:4 Onye t-thing have I desiwed of t-the WOWD, that wiww I seek aftew; 
that I may dweww in t-the house of t-the WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife, to 
(x_x)V b-behowd t-the b-beauty of t-the WOWD, and to enquiwe in his tempwe. 

27:5 Fow in t-the time of twoubwe he shaww hide m-me in his paviwion: in 
t-the secwet of his tabewnyacwe shaww he hide m-me; he shaww s-set m-me up upon 
a wock. 

2-27:6 And nyow shaww minye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head be w-wifted up a-above minye enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about me: thewefowe wiww I offew in his tabewnyacwe s-sacwifices of j-joy; 
I wiww sing, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww sing p-pwaises u-unto t-the WOWD. 

2-27:7 Heaw, O-O WOWD, when I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice: have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy awso upon me, 
and answew me. 

27:8 When t-thou saidst, S-Seek ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt said u-unto thee, Thy 
face, WOWD, wiww I seek. 

27:9 (*ﾉωﾉ) *giggles shyly* H-Hide nyot thy f-face faw fwom m-me; put nyot thy sewvant away in angew: 
t-thou hast b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) h-hewp; weave m-me nyot, nyeithew fowsake me, O-O God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-sawvation. 

27:10 When o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew fowsake me, t-then t-the WOWD wiww o(>ω<)o t-take 
m-me (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

27:11 Teach m-me thy way, O-O WOWD, and wead m-me in a pwain path, because 
of minye enyemies. 

2-27:12 D-Dewivew m-me nyot o-ovew u-unto t-the wiww of minye e-enyemies: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-fawse 
witnyesses awe wisen up against me, and such as bweathe out cwuewty. 

27:13 I h-had fainted, unwess I h-had bewieved to s-see t-the goodnyess of t-the 
WOWD in t-the wand of t-the wiving. 

2-27:14 W-Wait on t-the WOWD: be of g-good c-couwage, and he shaww stwengthen 
thinye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: wait, I say, on t-the WOWD. 



2-28:1 Unto thee wiww I cwy, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock; be nyot s-siwent to me: w-west, 
if t-thou be s-siwent to me, I become w-wike t-them that go down into t-the pit. 

2-28:2 Heaw t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwications, when I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto thee, when I 
wift up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands towawd thy h-howy owacwe. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 Dwaw m-me nyot away with t-the w-wicked, and with t-the wowkews of 
inyiquity, which speak peace to theiw nyeighbouws, but mischief is in 
theiw heawts. 

^-^ 2-28:4 Give t-them a-accowding to theiw deeds, and a-accowding to t-the 
w-wickednyess of theiw endeavouws: g-give t-them aftew t-the wowk of theiw 
hands; w-wendew to t-them theiw desewt. 

2-28:5 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they w-wegawd nyot t-the wowks of t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the o-opewation 
of his hands, he shaww d-destwoy t-them, and nyot buiwd t-them (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

28:6 Bwessed be t-the WOWD, because he hath heawd t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
suppwications. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-shiewd; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt twusted in him, 
and I am hewped: thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt gweatwy wejoiceth; and with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
song wiww I pwaise h-him. 

(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 The WOWD is theiw stwength, and he is t-the saving stwength of his 
anyointed. 

28:9 Save thy p-peopwe, and bwess thinye inhewitance: feed t-them awso, and 
wift t-them up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 



2-29:1 Give u-unto t-the WOWD, O-O ye mighty, g-give u-unto t-the WOWD gwowy and 
s-stwength. 

29:2 Give u-unto t-the WOWD t-the gwowy d-due u-unto his nyame; w-wowship t-the WOWD 
in t-the b-beauty of howinyess. 

29:3 The voice of t-the WOWD is upon t-the watews: t-the God of gwowy 
thundeweth: t-the WOWD is upon many watews. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 The voice of t-the WOWD is powewfuw; t-the voice of t-the WOWD is f-fuww 
of m-majesty. 

29:5 The voice of t-the WOWD bweaketh t-the c-cedaws; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the WOWD bweaketh 
t-the cedaws of W-Webanyon. 

2-29:6 He m-maketh t-them awso to {{ (>_<) }} s-skip w-wike a cawf; Webanyon and Siwion w-wike 
a young unyicown. 

29:7 The voice of t-the WOWD divideth t-the fwames of fiwe. 

29:8 The voice of t-the WOWD shaketh t-the wiwdewnyess; t-the WOWD shaketh 
t-the wiwdewnyess of Kadesh. 

29:9 The voice of t-the WOWD m-maketh t-the hinds to cawve, and discoveweth 
t-the fowests: and in his tempwe doth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye speak of his gwowy. 

29:10 The WOWD sitteth upon t-the f-fwood; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the WOWD sitteth King (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

29:11 The WOWD wiww g-give stwength u-unto his peopwe; t-the WOWD wiww bwess 
his peopwe with p-peace. 



30:1 I wiww extow thee, O-O WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast w-wifted m-me up, and hast 
nyot m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my foes to wejoice o-ovew me. 

30:2 O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I cwied u-unto thee, and t-thou hast heawed me. 

30:3 O-O WOWD, t-thou hast b-bwought up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fwom t-the gwave: t-thou hast 
kept m-me awive, that I shouwd nyot go down to t-the pit. 

30:4 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD, O-O ye saints of his, and g-give thanks a-at t-the 
w-wemembwance of his howinyess. 

3-30:5 Fow his angew enduweth but a moment; in his favouw is wife: 
weeping may e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a nyight, but joy cometh in t-the mownying. 

30:6 And in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwospewity I said, I shaww nyevew be moved. 

30:7 WOWD, by thy favouw t-thou hast m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mountain to stand stwong: 
t-thou didst hide thy face, and I w-was twoubwed. 

30:8 I cwied to thee, O-O WOWD; and u-unto t-the WOWD I m-made suppwication. 

(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 What pwofit is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwood, when I go down to t-the pit? 
Shaww t-the dust pwaise thee? shaww it decwawe thy twuth? 

30:10 Heaw, O-O WOWD, and have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon me: WOWD, be t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewpew. 

3-30:11 T-Thou hast (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouwnying into dancing: t-thou hast put 
off o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sackcwoth, and giwded m-me with gwadnyess; 

30:12 To t-the end that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy may sing pwaise to thee, and nyot be 
s-siwent. 

O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I wiww g-give thanks u-unto thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 



31:1 In thee, O-O WOWD, (^-^*)/ d-do I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust; wet m-me nyevew be ashamed: 
d-dewivew m-me in thy ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

3-31:2 Bow down thinye eaw to m-me; d-dewivew m-me speediwy: be t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwong 
wock, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an house of defence to s-save me. 

31:3 Fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wock and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fowtwess; thewefowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame's 
sake wead me, and guide me. 

3-31:4 Puww m-me out of t-the nyet that they have w-waid pwiviwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-stwength. 

31:5 Into thinye hand I commit o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit: t-thou hast wedeemed me, O-O WOWD 
God of twuth. 

31:6 I have hated t-them that w-wegawd wying (o_O) v-vanyities: but I t-twust in t-the 
WOWD. 

31:7 I wiww be gwad and wejoice in thy mewcy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast considewed 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe; t-thou hast knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw in advewsities; 

31:8 And hast nyot s-shut m-me up into t-the hand of t-the e-enyemy: t-thou hast s-set 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet in a wawge woom. 

31:9 H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon me, O-O WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am in t-twoubwe: minye eye is 
consumed with gwief, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bewwy. 

31:10 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife is spent with gwief, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my yeaws with sighing: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
stwength faiweth because of minye inyiquity, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes awe consumed. 

31:11 I w-was a wepwoach among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye >_> e-enyemies, but especiawwy among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyeighbouws, and a f-feaw to minye acquaintance: they that did s-see m-me 
without fwed fwom me. 

31:12 I am fowgotten as a dead man out of mind: I am w-wike a bwoken 
vessew. 

(^ω~) 3-31:13 Fow I have heawd t-the s-swandew of many: f-feaw w-was on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy s-side: 
whiwe they took counsew togethew against me, they devised to o(>ω<)o t-take away 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. 

31:14 But I twusted in thee, O-O WOWD: I said, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

31:15 My times awe in thy hand: d-dewivew m-me fwom t-the hand of minye 
>_> e-enyemies, and fwom t-them that pewsecute me. 

31:16 Make thy f-face to (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon thy sewvant: s-save m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy 
m-mewcies' sake. 

31:17 Wet m-me nyot be a-ashamed, O-O WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have cawwed upon t-thee: wet 
t-the wicked be a-ashamed, and wet t-them be s-siwent in t-the gwave. 

31:18 Wet t-the wying w-wips be put to siwence; which speak gwievous 
things pwoudwy and contemptuouswy against t-the wighteous. 

3-31:19 O-Oh how gweat is thy goodnyess, which t-thou hast w-waid up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them 
that f-feaw thee; which t-thou hast wwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that t-twust in thee 
befowe t-the sons of men! 

31:20 T-Thou shawt hide t-them in t-the secwet of thy pwesence fwom t-the 
pwide of man: t-thou shawt keep t-them secwetwy in a paviwion fwom t-the 
stwife of tongues. 

3-31:21 Bwessed be t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath shewed m-me his mawvewwous 
k-kindnyess in a stwong city. 

3-31:22 Fow I said in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my haste, I am cut off fwom befowe thinye eyes: 
nyevewthewess t-thou heawdest t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwications when I cwied 
u-unto thee. 

31:23 O-O wove t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye his s-saints: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD pwesewveth t-the 
f-faithfuw, and pwentifuwwy wewawdeth t-the pwoud doew. 

31:24 (☆▽☆) B-Be of g-good c-couwage, and he shaww stwengthen youw heawt, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye 
that hope in t-the WOWD. 



32:1 Bwessed is he whose twansgwession is fowgiven, whose sin is 
covewed. 

32:2 Bwessed is t-the man u-unto whom t-the WOWD imputeth nyot inyiquity, and 
in whose spiwit (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo guiwe. 

3-32:3 When I kept siwence, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed o-owd thwough o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woawing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the day wong. 

3-32:4 Fow day and nyight thy hand w-was h-heavy upon me: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my moistuwe is 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into t-the d-dwought of summew. Sewah. 

3-32:5 I acknyowwedge o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin u-unto thee, and minye i-inyiquity have I nyot h-hid. 
I said, I wiww confess o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions u-unto t-the WOWD; and t-thou 
f-fowgavest t-the i-inyiquity of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin. Sewah. 

32:6 Fow this shaww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is g-godwy p-pway u-unto thee in a time 
when t-thou mayest be f-found: suwewy in t-the fwoods of gweat watews they 
shaww nyot come nyigh u-unto h-him. 

(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my :3 h-hiding pwace; t-thou shawt pwesewve m-me fwom twoubwe; 
t-thou shawt compass m-me about with s-songs of dewivewance. Sewah. 

3-32:8 I wiww (=`ω´=) i-instwuct thee and t-teach thee in t-the w-way which t-thou shawt 
go: I wiww guide thee with minye eye. 

32:9 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye nyot as t-the h-howse, ow as t-the muwe, which have nyo 
⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: whose mouth (* ^ ω ^) m-must be hewd in with bit and bwidwe, west 
they come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto thee. 

32:10 Many sowwows shaww be to t-the wicked: but he that t-twusteth in t-the 
WOWD, (´-ω-`) m-mewcy shaww compass him about. 

32:11 (☆▽☆) B-Be gwad in t-the WOWD, and wejoice, ye w-wighteous: and shout (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
joy, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that awe upwight in heawt. 



3-33:1 Wejoice in t-the WOWD, O-O ye w-wighteous: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwaise is c-comewy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
upwight. 

33:2 Pwaise t-the WOWD with hawp: sing u-unto him with t-the psawtewy and an 
instwument of t-ten stwings. 

33:3 Sing u-unto him a nyew s-song; pway skiwfuwwy with a w-woud nyoise. 

33:4 Fow t-the wowd of t-the WOWD is wight; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowks awe donye in 
twuth. 

3-33:5 He woveth wighteousnyess and judgment: t-the eawth is f-fuww of t-the 
goodnyess of t-the WOWD. 

33:6 By t-the wowd of t-the WOWD wewe t-the h-heavens m-made; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host 
of t-them by t-the bweath of his mouth. 

33:7 He gatheweth t-the watews of t-the sea togethew as an h-heap: he wayeth 
up t-the depth in s-stowehouses. 

3-33:8 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth f-feaw t-the WOWD: wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the 
wowwd stand in a-awe of h-him. 

33:9 Fow he spake, and it w-was donye; he commanded, and it s-stood fast. 

33:10 The WOWD bwingeth t-the counsew of t-the heathen to nyought: he 
m-maketh t-the devices of t-the peopwe of nyonye e-effect. 

33:11 The counsew of t-the WOWD standeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, t-the thoughts of his 
heawt to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. 

33:12 Bwessed is t-the nyation whose God is t-the WOWD; and t-the peopwe whom 
he hath chosen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own inhewitance. 

33:13 The WOWD wooketh fwom heaven; he behowdeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons of m-men. 

33:14 Fwom t-the pwace of his h-habitation he wooketh upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
i-inhabitants of t-the eawth. 

33:15 He fashionyeth theiw (x_x)V h-heawts awike; he consideweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
wowks. 

3-33:16 Thewe is nyo king saved by t-the muwtitude of an h-host: a mighty man 
is nyot dewivewed by m-much s-stwength. 

33:17 An h-howse is a vain t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-safety: nyeithew shaww he d-dewivew 
any by his gweat s-stwength. 

33:18 Behowd, t-the eye of t-the WOWD is upon t-them that f-feaw him, upon 
t-them that hope in his m-mewcy; 

33:19 To d-dewivew theiw souw fwom d-death, and to keep t-them a-awive in 
faminye. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 O-Ouw souw waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD: he is ouw hewp and ouw shiewd. 

33:21 Fow ouw heawt shaww wejoice in him, because we have twusted in 
his h-howy nyame. 

3-33:22 Wet thy m-mewcy, O-O WOWD, be upon u-us, a-accowding as we hope in thee. 



34:1 I wiww bwess t-the WOWD a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times: his pwaise shaww continyuawwy 
be in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

34:2 My souw shaww make hew boast in t-the WOWD: t-the humbwe shaww h-heaw 
t-theweof, and be g-gwad. 

34:3 O-O magnyify t-the WOWD with me, and wet us e-exawt his nyame togethew. 

(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 I sought t-the WOWD, and he heawd me, and dewivewed m-me fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
feaws. 

34:5 They wooked u-unto him, and wewe (・_・ヾ w-wightenyed: and theiw faces wewe 
nyot a-ashamed. 

34:6 This poow man cwied, and t-the WOWD heawd him, and saved him out of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his t-twoubwes. 

34:7 The angew of t-the WOWD encampeth (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them that f-feaw him, 
and dewiveweth them. 

3-34:8 O-O taste and s-see that t-the WOWD is good: bwessed is t-the man that 
t-twusteth in h-him. 

34:9 O-O f-feaw t-the WOWD, ye his s-saints: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo want to t-them that 
f-feaw h-him. 

34:10 The young w-wions (^-^*)/ d-do ＼(≧▽≦)／ w-wack, and s-suffew hungew: but they that seek 
t-the WOWD shaww nyot want any g-good thing. 

34:11 Come, ye c-chiwdwen, heawken u-unto me: I wiww t-teach you t-the f-feaw of 
t-the WOWD. 

34:12 What man is he that desiweth w-wife, and woveth many days, that he 
may s-see good? 

34:13 Keep thy tongue fwom eviw, and thy w-wips fwom speaking guiwe. 

34:14 Depawt fwom eviw, and (^-^*)/ d-do good; seek p-peace, and puwsue it. 

3-34:15 The eyes of t-the WOWD awe upon t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and his eaws awe 
open u-unto theiw cwy. 

34:16 The f-face of t-the WOWD is against t-them that (^-^*)/ d-do eviw, to cut off 
t-the w-wemembwance of t-them fwom t-the eawth. 

34:17 The wighteous cwy, and t-the WOWD h-heaweth, and dewiveweth t-them out 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw t-twoubwes. 

34:18 The WOWD is nyigh u-unto t-them that awe of a bwoken heawt; and 
saveth such as be of a contwite spiwit. 

34:19 Many awe t-the a-affwictions of t-the w-wighteous: but t-the WOWD 
dewiveweth him out of t-them aww. 

34:20 He keepeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his b-bonyes: nyot onye of t-them is bwoken. 

3-34:21 Eviw shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wicked: and they that hate t-the wighteous 
shaww be >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

3-34:22 The WOWD wedeemeth t-the souw of his sewvants: and nyonye of t-them 
that t-twust in him shaww be >w< *cries* d-desowate. 



35:1 Pwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause, O-O WOWD, with t-them that stwive with me: fight 
against t-them that fight against me. 

35:2 Take h-howd of shiewd and buckwew, and stand up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye hewp. 

35:3 Dwaw out awso t-the speaw, and stop t-the w-way against t-them that 
pewsecute me: say u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, I am thy s-sawvation. 

35:4 Wet t-them be confounded and put to shame that seek aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: 
wet t-them be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back and b-bwought to confusion that d-devise o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my huwt. 

35:5 Wet t-them be as chaff befowe t-the wind: and wet t-the angew of t-the 
WOWD c-chase them. 

3-35:6 Wet theiw w-way be dawk and swippewy: and wet t-the angew of t-the WOWD 
pewsecute them. 

35:7 Fow without c-cause have they hid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me theiw nyet in a pit, which 
without c-cause they have digged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

3-35:8 Wet destwuction come upon him a-at unyawawes; and wet his nyet that 
he hath hid catch himsewf: into that vewy destwuction wet him faww. 

3-35:9 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw shaww be joyfuw in t-the WOWD: it shaww wejoice in his 
s-sawvation. 

35:10 Aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes shaww say, WOWD, who is w-wike u-unto thee, which 
d-dewivewest t-the poow fwom him that is too stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the poow 
and t-the nyeedy fwom him that spoiweth h-him? 

3-35:11 Fawse witnyesses did (☆ω☆) w-wise up; they w-waid to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chawge things that 
I knyew n-nyot. 

35:12 They wewawded m-me eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good to t-the s-spoiwing of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

3-35:13 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, when they wewe sick, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cwothing w-was sackcwoth: I 
humbwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw with fasting; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew wetuwnyed into minye own 
bosom. 

35:14 I behaved mysewf as t-though he h-had b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwiend ow bwothew: I 
b-bowed down heaviwy, as onye that mouwnyeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his m-mothew. 

35:15 But in minye advewsity they wejoiced, and gathewed themsewves 
togethew: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the abjects gathewed themsewves togethew against me, 
and I knyew it n-nyot; they did teaw me, and ceased nyot: 

UwU 3-35:16 With hypocwiticaw mockews in feasts, they gnyashed upon m-me with 
theiw teeth. 

35:17 W-Wowd, how wong wiwt t-thou wook on? w-wescue o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fwom theiw 
(T_T) d-destwuctions, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dawwing fwom t-the wions. 

35:18 I wiww g-give thee thanks in t-the gweat (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: I wiww pwaise 
thee among m-much peopwe. 

^w^ 3-35:19 Wet nyot t-them that awe minye enyemies wwongfuwwy wejoice o-ovew me: 
nyeithew wet t-them wink with t-the eye that hate m-me without a cause. 

35:20 Fow they speak nyot peace: but they d-devise deceitfuw mattews 
against t-them that awe quiet in t-the wand. 

35:21 Yea, they openyed theiw mouth wide against me, and said, Aha, 
aha, ouw eye hath s-seen it. 

3-35:22 This t-thou hast seen, O-O WOWD: keep nyot siwence: O-O W-Wowd, be nyot 
faw fwom me. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 3-35:23 Stiw up xDD t-thysewf, and awake to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment, even u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause, 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Wowd. 

35:24 Judge me, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, a-accowding to thy wighteousnyess; and wet 
t-them nyot wejoice o-ovew me. 

35:25 Wet t-them nyot say in theiw heawts, A-Ah, so w-wouwd we have i-it: wet 
t-them nyot say, We have swawwowed him (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

35:26 Wet t-them be a-ashamed and b-bwought to confusion togethew that 
wejoice a-at minye h-huwt: wet t-them be cwothed with shame and dishonyouw 
that magnyify themsewves against me. 

35:27 Wet t-them shout (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy, and be g-gwad, that favouw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteous 
(=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet t-them say c-continyuawwy, Wet t-the WOWD be m-magnyified, which 
hath pweasuwe in t-the p-pwospewity of his sewvant. 

35:28 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue shaww speak of thy wighteousnyess and of thy pwaise 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day wong. 



36:1 The twansgwession of t-the wicked saith within o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
is nyo f-feaw of God befowe his eyes. 

3-36:2 Fow he f-fwatteweth himsewf in his own eyes, untiw his i-inyiquity be 
f-found to be hatefuw. 

36:3 The w-wowds of his mouth awe i-inyiquity and deceit: he hath weft off 
to be w-wise, and to (^-^*)/ d-do good. 

36:4 He deviseth mischief upon his bed; he setteth himsewf in a w-way 
that is nyot good; he abhowweth nyot \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

3-36:5 Thy m-mewcy, O-O WOWD, is in t-the heavens; and thy faithfuwnyess 
weacheth u-unto t-the c-cwouds. 

36:6 Thy wighteousnyess is w-wike t-the gweat mountains; thy judgments awe 
a gweat deep: O-O WOWD, t-thou pwesewvest man and beast. 

36:7 How excewwent is thy wovingkindnyess, O-O G-God! thewefowe t-the 
chiwdwen of men put theiw t-twust undew t-the shadow of thy wings. 

36:8 They shaww be abundantwy satisfied with t-the fatnyess of thy h-house; 
and t-thou shawt make t-them dwink of t-the wivew of thy p-pweasuwes. 

36:9 Fow with thee is t-the fountain of wife: in thy wight shaww we s-see 
wight. 

36:10 O-O continyue thy wovingkindnyess u-unto t-them that knyow thee; and thy 
wighteousnyess to t-the upwight in heawt. 

36:11 Wet nyot t-the foot of pwide come against me, and wet nyot t-the hand 
of t-the wicked w-wemove me. 

36:12 Thewe awe t-the wowkews of i-inyiquity f-fawwen: they awe cast down, 
and shaww nyot be abwe to wise. 



37:1 Fwet nyot t-thysewf because of eviwdoews, nyeithew be t-thou envious 
against t-the wowkews of inyiquity. 

37:2 Fow they shaww soon be cut down w-wike t-the gwass, and withew as t-the 
gween h-hewb. 

3-37:3 Twust in t-the WOWD, and (^-^*)/ d-do good; so shawt t-thou dweww in t-the wand, 
and vewiwy t-thou shawt be fed. 

37:4 Dewight t-thysewf awso in t-the WOWD: and he shaww g-give thee t-the 
desiwes of thinye heawt. 

37:5 Commit thy w-way u-unto t-the WOWD; t-twust awso in h-him; and he shaww 
bwing it to pass. 

37:6 And he shaww bwing fowth thy wighteousnyess as t-the wight, and thy 
j-judgment as t-the nyoonday. 

37:7 W-West in t-the WOWD, and wait patientwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him: fwet nyot t-thysewf 
because of him who pwospeweth in his way, because of t-the man who 
bwingeth wicked devices to pass. 

37:8 ( ~*-*)~ C-Cease fwom angew, and fowsake w-wwath: fwet nyot t-thysewf in any wise 
to (^-^*)/ d-do \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

37:9 Fow e-eviwdoews shaww be cut off: but those that wait upon t-the 
WOWD, they shaww i-inhewit t-the eawth. 

37:10 Fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and t-the wicked shaww nyot be: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou 
shawt diwigentwy considew his pwace, and it shaww nyot be. 

37:11 But t-the meek shaww i-inhewit t-the eawth; and shaww dewight 
themsewves in t-the a-abundance of p-peace. 

37:12 The wicked pwotteth against t-the just, and gnyasheth upon him with 
his teeth. 

37:13 The WOWD shaww waugh a-at him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he seeth that his day is 
coming. 

3-37:14 The wicked have dwawn out t-the swowd, and have b-bent theiw b-bow, to 
cast down t-the poow and nyeedy, and to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway such as be of upwight 
c-convewsation. 

3-37:15 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw s-swowd shaww entew into theiw own heawt, and theiw bows 
shaww be bwoken. 

37:16 A-A ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe that a wighteous man hath is bettew than t-the w-wiches of 
many wicked. 

37:17 Fow t-the awms of t-the wicked shaww be bwoken: but t-the WOWD 
uphowdeth t-the wighteous. 

37:18 The WOWD k-knyoweth t-the days of t-the u-upwight: and theiw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance 
shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

37:19 They shaww nyot be a-ashamed in t-the eviw time: and in t-the days of 
faminye they shaww be s-satisfied. 

37:20 But t-the wicked shaww pewish, and t-the enyemies of t-the WOWD shaww 
be as t-the fat of w-wambs: they shaww consume; into smoke shaww they 
consume away. 

3-37:21 The wicked bowwoweth, and (^人^) p-payeth nyot ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: but t-the wighteous 
sheweth m-mewcy, and giveth. 

37:22 Fow such as be bwessed of him shaww i-inhewit t-the eawth; and they 
that be cuwsed of him shaww be cut off. 

37:23 The steps of a g-good man awe owdewed by t-the WOWD: and he 
(*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth in his way. 

37:24 Though he faww, he shaww nyot be u-uttewwy cast down: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
uphowdeth him with his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

37:25 I have b-been (O.O) y-young, and nyow am o-owd; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have I nyot s-seen t-the 
wighteous fowsaken, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his seed begging bwead. 

37:26 He is e-evew m-mewcifuw, and wendeth; and his seed is bwessed. 

3-37:27 Depawt fwom eviw, and (^-^*)/ d-do good; and dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 

37:28 Fow t-the WOWD woveth j-judgment, and fowsaketh nyot his s-saints; they 
awe pwesewved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: but t-the seed of t-the wicked shaww be cut off. 

37:29 The wighteous shaww i-inhewit t-the wand, and dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

37:30 The mouth of t-the wighteous s-speaketh wisdom, and his tongue 
|･ω･) t-tawketh of judgment. 

37:31 The (☆▽☆) w-waw of his God is in his heawt; nyonye of his steps shaww 
swide. 

37:32 The wicked watcheth t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and seeketh to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway h-him. 

37:33 The WOWD wiww nyot weave him in his hand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-condemn him when he 
is judged. 

3-37:34 W-Wait on t-the WOWD, and keep his way, and he shaww e-exawt thee to 
i-inhewit t-the wand: when t-the wicked awe cut off, t-thou shawt s-see it. 

37:35 I have s-seen t-the wicked in gweat p-powew, and spweading himsewf 
w-wike a gween bay t-twee. 

3-37:36 Y-Yet he passed away, and, wo, he w-was nyot: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I sought him, but 
he couwd nyot be found. 

3-37:37 Mawk t-the pewfect ^.^ m-man, and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the u-upwight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the end of 
that man is p-peace. 

37:38 But t-the twansgwessows shaww be destwoyed togethew: t-the end of 
t-the wicked shaww be cut off. 

37:39 But t-the sawvation of t-the wighteous is of t-the WOWD: he is theiw 
stwength in t-the time of twoubwe. 

37:40 And t-the WOWD shaww hewp t-them, and d-dewivew (=`ω´=) t-them: he shaww d-dewivew 
t-them fwom t-the w-wicked, and s-save t-them, because they t-twust in h-him. 



38:1 O-O wowd, webuke m-me nyot in thy w-wwath: nyeithew chasten m-me in thy hot 
dispweasuwe. 

38:2 Fow thinye awwows stick fast in me, and thy hand pwesseth m-me sowe. 

＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 Thewe is nyo s-soundnyess in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh because of thinye angew; nyeithew 
is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any w-west in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes because of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin. 

3-38:4 Fow minye inyiquities awe gonye o-ovew minye head: as an h-heavy ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden 
they awe too h-heavy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

3-38:5 My w-wounds stink and awe cowwupt because of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my foowishnyess. 

38:6 I am twoubwed; I am b-bowed down gweatwy; I go mouwnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day 
wong. 

38:7 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woins awe fiwwed with a woathsome disease: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo 
s-soundnyess in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

(o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 I am feebwe and sowe bwoken: I have w-woawed by w-weason of t-the 
disquietnyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. 

38:9 W-Wowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-desiwe is befowe thee; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (O.O) g-gwoanying is nyot hid 
fwom thee. 

3-38:10 My heawt panteth, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength faiweth me: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight of 
minye eyes, it awso is gonye fwom me. 

38:11 My wovews and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwiends stand a-awoof fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowe; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
kinsmen stand afaw off. 

3-38:12 They awso that seek aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife way snyawes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: and they 
that seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt speak mischievous things, and imaginye deceits (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the day wong. 

♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 But I, as a deaf ^.^ m-man, heawd n-nyot; and I w-was as a dumb man that 
openyeth nyot his mouth. 

38:14 T-Thus I w-was as a man that heaweth nyot, and in whose mouth awe nyo 
wepwoofs. 

38:15 Fow in thee, O-O WOWD, (^-^*)/ d-do I hope: t-thou wiwt h-heaw, O-O Wowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

38:16 Fow I said, Heaw me, west o-othewwise they shouwd wejoice o-ovew me: 
when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my foot swippeth, they magnyify themsewves against me. 

38:17 Fow I am weady to hawt, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowwow is continyuawwy befowe me. 

3-38:18 Fow I wiww decwawe minye inyiquity; I wiww be sowwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin. 

38:19 But minye enyemies awe w-wivewy, and they awe stwong: and they that 
hate m-me wwongfuwwy awe muwtipwied. 

38:20 They awso that w-wendew eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good awe minye advewsawies; 
because I fowwow t-the t-thing that g-good is. 

38:21 (>_<) F-Fowsake m-me nyot, O-O WOWD: O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, be nyot faw fwom me. 

3-38:22 Make haste to hewp me, O-O Wowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. 



39:1 I said, I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take heed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, that I sin nyot with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
t-tongue: I wiww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth with a bwidwe, whiwe t-the wicked is befowe 
me. 

3-39:2 I w-was dumb with siwence, I hewd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peace, even fwom good; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sowwow w-was stiwwed. 

39:3 My heawt w-was hot within me, whiwe I w-was musing t-the fiwe buwnyed: 
t-then spake I with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue, 

39:4 WOWD, make m-me to knyow minye end, and t-the measuwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days, what 
it i-is: that I may knyow how fwaiw I am. 

39:5 Behowd, t-thou hast m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days as an handbweadth; and minye age is 
as nyothing befowe t-thee: vewiwy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-at his best state is 
awtogethew vanyity. 

Sewah. 

39:6 S-Suwewy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man w-wawketh in a vain shew: suwewy they awe 
d-disquieted in vain: he heapeth up wiches, and k-knyoweth nyot who shaww 
gathew them. 

39:7 And n-nyow, W-Wowd, what wait I fow? o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope is in thee. 

3-39:8 D-Dewivew m-me fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions: make m-me nyot t-the wepwoach 
of t-the foowish. 

39:9 I w-was dumb, I openyed nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; because t-thou didst it. 

39:10 Wemove thy stwoke away fwom me: I am consumed by t-the b-bwow of 
thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

39:11 When t-thou with (ノωヽ) w-webukes d-dost c-cowwect man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow inyiquity, t-thou 
makest his b-beauty to consume away w-wike a moth: suwewy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man is 
vanyity. Sewah. 

39:12 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew, O-O WOWD, and g-give eaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy; h-howd nyot thy 
peace a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teaws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am a stwangew with thee, and a sojouwnyew, as 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews wewe. 

3-39:13 O-O spawe me, that I may wecovew stwength, befowe I go hence, and 
be nyo mowe. 



40:1 I waited patientwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD; and he |･ω･) i-incwinyed u-unto me, and 
heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy. 

40:2 He b-bwought m-me up awso out of an howwibwe pit, out of t-the miwy 
c-cway, and s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet upon a wock, and estabwished o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goings. 

40:3 And he hath put a nyew song in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, even pwaise u-unto ouw G-God: 
many shaww s-see it, and feaw, and shaww t-twust in t-the WOWD. 

40:4 Bwessed is that man that m-maketh t-the WOWD his twust, and 
wespecteth nyot t-the pwoud, (=`ω´=) n-nyow such as tuwn aside to wies. 

40:5 Many, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, awe thy wondewfuw wowks which t-thou hast 
donye, and thy thoughts which awe to u-us-wawd: they c-cannyot be w-weckonyed 
up in owdew u-unto t-thee: if I w-wouwd decwawe and speak of t-them, they awe 
mowe than c-can be nyumbewed. 

40:6 Sacwifice and offewing t-thou didst nyot desiwe; minye eaws hast t-thou 
openyed: buwnt offewing and sin offewing hast t-thou nyot wequiwed. 

40:7 T-Then said I, Wo, I c-come: in t-the vowume of t-the book it is wwitten 
of me, 

40:8 I dewight to (^-^*)/ d-do thy wiww, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, thy (☆▽☆) w-waw is within o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
heawt. 

4-40:9 I have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached wighteousnyess in t-the gweat (=①ω①=) c-congwegation: wo, I 
have nyot wefwainyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wips, O-O WOWD, t-thou k-knyowest. 

40:10 I have nyot hid thy wighteousnyess within o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt; I have 
d-decwawed thy faithfuwnyess and thy sawvation: I have nyot (*・ω・)ﾉ c-conceawed thy 
wovingkindnyess and thy twuth fwom t-the gweat c-congwegation. 

40:11 Withhowd nyot t-thou thy tendew mewcies fwom me, O-O WOWD: wet thy 
wovingkindnyess and thy twuth continyuawwy pwesewve me. 

40:12 Fow innyumewabwe eviws have compassed m-me about: minye inyiquities 
have taken h-howd upon me, so that I am nyot abwe to wook up; they awe 
mowe than t-the haiws of minye head: thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt faiweth me. 

40:13 (☆▽☆) B-Be pweased, O-O WOWD, to d-dewivew me: O-O WOWD, make haste to hewp 
me. 

40:14 Wet t-them be a-ashamed and confounded togethew that seek aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
souw to d-destwoy it; wet t-them be dwiven backwawd and put to shame that 
wish m-me \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

4-40:15 Wet t-them be desowate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wewawd of theiw shame that say u-unto 
me, Aha, a-aha. 

40:16 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that seek thee wejoice and be gwad in t-thee: wet 
such as wove thy sawvation say c-continyuawwy, The WOWD be magnyified. 

40:17 But I am poow and nyeedy; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the Wowd thinketh upon me: t-thou awt 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewp and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewivewew; make nyo t-tawwying, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 



4-41:1 Bwessed is he that consideweth t-the poow: t-the WOWD wiww d-dewivew 
him in time of twoubwe. 

41:2 The WOWD wiww pwesewve him, and keep him awive; and he shaww be 
bwessed upon t-the eawth: and t-thou wiwt nyot d-dewivew him u-unto t-the wiww of 
his enyemies. 

41:3 The WOWD wiww stwengthen him upon t-the b-bed of w-wanguishing: t-thou 
wiwt make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his b-bed in his sicknyess. 

41:4 I said, WOWD, be m-mewcifuw u-unto me: heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have 
sinnyed against thee. 

41:5 M-Minye enyemies speak eviw of me, When shaww he die, and his nyame 
pewish? 

41:6 And if he come to s-see me, he s-speaketh vanyity: his heawt gatheweth 
i-inyiquity to itsewf; when he goeth abwoad, he tewweth it. 

4-41:7 Aww that hate m-me whispew togethew against me: against m-me (^-^*)/ d-do they 
d-devise o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my huwt. 

41:8 An eviw disease, say they, cweaveth fast u-unto him: and nyow that 
he wieth he shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up nyo mowe. 

41:9 Yea, minye own famiwiaw fwiend, in whom I t-twusted, which did e-eat 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead, hath w-wifted up his heew against me. 

41:10 But thou, O-O WOWD, be m-mewcifuw u-unto me, and w-waise m-me up, that I 
may wequite them. 

4-41:11 By this I knyow that t-thou favouwest me, because minye enyemy doth 
nyot t-twiumph o-ovew me. 

41:12 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, t-thou uphowdest m-me in minye i-integwity, and settest 
m-me befowe thy f-face (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

4-41:13 Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of Iswaew fwom evewwasting, and to 
evewwasting. Amen, and A-Amen. 



42:1 As t-the h-hawt p-panteth aftew t-the w-watew bwooks, so p-panteth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw 
aftew thee, O-O God. 

42:2 My souw t-thiwsteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wiving G-God: when shaww I come 
and appeaw befowe God? 

4-42:3 My teaws have b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my meat day and nyight, whiwe they continyuawwy 
say u-unto me, Whewe is thy God? 

42:4 When I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew these things, I p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw in me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I h-had 
gonye with t-the muwtitude, I went with t-them to t-the house of G-God, with 
t-the voice of joy and p-pwaise, with a muwtitude that kept howyday. 

4-42:5 Why awt t-thou cast down, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw? and why awt t-thou d-disquieted in 
m-me? hope t-thou in G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwaise him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hewp of his 
c-countenyance. 

42:6 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is cast down within me: thewefowe wiww I 
(　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thee fwom t-the wand of Jowdan, and of t-the ^.^ H-Hewmonyites, fwom t-the 
(＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww Mizaw. 

42:7 D-Deep cawweth u-unto (☆▽☆) d-deep a-at t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of thy watewspouts: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
waves and thy biwwows awe gonye o-ovew me. 

42:8 Y-Yet t-the WOWD wiww command his wovingkindnyess in t-the day time, and 
in t-the nyight his song shaww be with me, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew u-unto t-the God of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. 

42:9 I wiww say u-unto God o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock, Why hast t-thou fowgotten m-me? why go I 
mouwnying because of t-the oppwession of t-the e-enyemy? 

4-42:10 As with a s-swowd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes, minye enyemies wepwoach m-me; whiwe 
they say daiwy u-unto me, Whewe is thy God? 

42:11 Why awt t-thou cast down, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw? and why awt t-thou d-disquieted 
within m-me? hope t-thou in G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwaise him, who is t-the 
heawth of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my countenyance, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 



43:1 Judge me, O-O G-God, and pwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-cause against an ungodwy (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: O-O 
d-dewivew m-me fwom t-the deceitfuw and unjust m-man. 

43:2 Fow t-thou awt t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength: why d-dost t-thou cast m-me off? 
why go I mouwnying because of t-the oppwession of t-the e-enyemy? 

43:3 O-O send out thy wight and thy twuth: wet t-them wead m-me; wet t-them 
bwing m-me u-unto thy h-howy h-hiww, and to thy tabewnyacwes. 

4-43:4 T-Then wiww I go u-unto t-the awtaw of G-God, u-unto God o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my exceeding joy: 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, upon t-the hawp wiww I pwaise thee, O-O God o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

43:5 Why awt t-thou cast down, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw? and why awt t-thou d-disquieted 
within m-me? hope in G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwaise him, who is t-the heawth 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my countenyance, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 



44:1 We have heawd with ouw eaws, O-O G-God, ouw f-fathews have towd u-us, 
what wowk t-thou didst in theiw days, in t-the times of owd. 

44:2 How t-thou didst dwive out t-the heathen with thy hand, and pwantedst 
t-them; how t-thou didst affwict t-the p-peopwe, and cast t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

44:3 Fow they got nyot t-the wand in ^.^ p-possession by theiw own swowd, 
nyeithew did theiw own a-awm s-save (=`ω´=) t-them: but thy wight hand, and thinye 
awm, and t-the wight of thy countenyance, because t-thou hadst a favouw 
u-unto them. 

44:4 T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my K-King, O-O G-God: command dewivewances (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jacob. 

44:5 Thwough thee wiww we push down ouw e-enyemies: thwough thy nyame wiww 
we twead t-them undew that (☆ω☆) w-wise up against us. 

4-44:6 Fow I wiww nyot t-twust in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bow, nyeithew shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd s-save me. 

44:7 But t-thou hast saved us fwom ouw >_> e-enyemies, and hast put t-them to 
shame that hated us. 

44:8 In God we boast (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day w-wong, and pwaise thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

Sewah. 

44:9 But t-thou hast cast off, and put us to shame; and goest nyot fowth 
with ouw awmies. 

4-44:10 T-Thou makest us to tuwn back fwom t-the e-enyemy: and they which hate 
us spoiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves. 

44:11 T-Thou hast given us w-wike sheep appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat; and hast 
scattewed us among t-the heathen. 

44:12 T-Thou sewwest thy peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought, and d-dost nyot incwease thy 
weawth by theiw p-pwice. 

44:13 T-Thou makest us a wepwoach to ouw nyeighbouws, a s-scown and a 
dewision to t-them that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about us. 

44:14 T-Thou makest us a bywowd among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, a (☆ω☆) s-shaking of t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head 
among t-the peopwe. 

44:15 My confusion is continyuawwy befowe me, and t-the shame of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face 
hath covewed me, 

(o_O) 4-44:16 Fow t-the voice of him that w-wepwoacheth and bwasphemeth; by w-weason 
of t-the enyemy and avengew. 

4-44:17 Aww this is come upon us; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have we nyot fowgotten thee, 
nyeithew have we d-deawt fawsewy in thy covenyant. 

44:18 O-Ouw heawt is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, nyeithew have ouw steps decwinyed 
fwom thy way; 

44:19 Though t-thou hast sowe bwoken us in t-the pwace of dwagons, and 
covewed us with t-the shadow of death. 

44:20 If we have fowgotten t-the nyame of ouw G-God, ow stwetched out ouw 
h-hands to a s-stwange god; 

(≧◡≦) 4-44:21 Shaww nyot God s-seawch this out? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he k-knyoweth t-the secwets of t-the 
heawt. 

44:22 Yea, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake awe we kiwwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day w-wong; we awe c-counted 
as sheep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swaughtew. 

44:23 Awake, why s-sweepest thou, O-O Wowd? a-awise, cast us nyot off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

4-44:24 Whewefowe hidest t-thou thy face, and f-fowgettest ouw affwiction 
and ouw oppwession? 

44:25 Fow ouw souw is b-bowed down to t-the dust: ouw bewwy cweaveth u-unto 
t-the eawth. 

44:26 Awise (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw hewp, and wedeem us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy m-mewcies' sake. 



4-45:1 My heawt is i-inditing a g-good m-mattew: I speak of t-the things which I 
have m-made touching t-the king: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue is t-the pen of a weady w-wwitew. 

45:2 T-Thou awt faiwew than t-the chiwdwen of m-men: gwace is pouwed into 
thy wips: thewefowe God hath bwessed thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

4-45:3 Giwd thy s-swowd upon thy thigh, O-O most mighty, with thy gwowy and 
thy m-majesty. 

45:4 And in thy m-majesty wide pwospewouswy because of twuth and 
meeknyess and wighteousnyess; and thy wight hand shaww t-teach thee 
t-tewwibwe things. 

45:5 T-Thinye awwows awe shawp in t-the heawt of t-the king's enyemies; 
wheweby t-the peopwe faww undew thee. 

45:6 Thy t-thwonye, O-O G-God, is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: t-the sceptwe of thy 
kingdom is a wight sceptwe. 

45:7 T-Thou w-wovest wighteousnyess, and hatest wickednyess: thewefowe G-God, 
thy G-God, hath anyointed thee with t-the oiw of gwadnyess a-above thy 
f-fewwows. 

45:8 Aww thy gawments s-smeww of ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, and awoes, and c-cassia, out of 
t-the ivowy pawaces, wheweby they have m-made thee g-gwad. 

45:9 Kings' daughtews wewe among thy honyouwabwe (-ω-、) w-women: upon thy wight 
hand did stand t-the queen in gowd of Ophiw. 

45:10 Heawken, O-O d-daughtew, and considew, and i-incwinye thinye eaw; fowget 
awso thinye own p-peopwe, and thy fathew's h-house; 

45:11 S-So shaww t-the king gweatwy d-desiwe thy beauty: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is thy Wowd; 
and w-wowship t-thou h-him. 

45:12 And t-the daughtew of T-Tywe shaww be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with a gift; even t-the 
wich among t-the peopwe shaww intweat thy favouw. 

45:13 The king's daughtew is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gwowious within: hew (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cwothing is of 
wwought gowd. 

45:14 She shaww be b-bwought u-unto t-the king in waiment of nyeedwewowk: t-the 
viwgins hew companyions that fowwow hew shaww be b-bwought u-unto thee. 

(⌒▽⌒)☆ *notices bulge* 4-45:15 With gwadnyess and w-wejoicing shaww they be bwought: they shaww 
entew into t-the king's pawace. 

45:16 Instead of thy f-fathews shaww be thy c-chiwdwen, whom t-thou mayest 
make pwinces in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

4-45:17 I wiww make thy nyame to be wemembewed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations: 
thewefowe shaww t-the peopwe pwaise thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 



46:1 God is ouw wefuge and stwength, a vewy pwesent hewp in twoubwe. 

46:2 Thewefowe wiww nyot we feaw, t-though t-the eawth be w-wemoved, and 
t-though t-the mountains be cawwied into t-the m-midst of t-the sea; 

46:3 Though t-the watews theweof woaw and be twoubwed, t-though t-the 
mountains s-shake with t-the swewwing t-theweof. Sewah. 

4-46:4 Thewe is a wivew, t-the stweams wheweof shaww make gwad t-the city of 
G-God, t-the h-howy pwace of t-the tabewnyacwes of t-the most High. 

46:5 God is in t-the m-midst of hew; she shaww nyot be moved: God shaww 
hewp hew, and that wight eawwy. 

46:6 The heathen waged, t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms wewe moved: he uttewed his voice, 
t-the eawth mewted. 

46:7 The WOWD of hosts is with us; t-the God of J-Jacob is ouw wefuge. 
Sewah. 

46:8 Come, (x_x)V b-behowd t-the wowks of t-the WOWD, what d-desowations he hath m-made 
in t-the eawth. 

46:9 He m-maketh waws to cease u-unto t-the end of t-the eawth; he bweaketh 
t-the b-bow, and cutteth t-the speaw in sundew; he buwnyeth t-the chawiot in 
t-the fiwe. 

(/ =ω=)/ 4-46:10 (☆▽☆) B-Be stiww, and knyow that I am G-God: I wiww be exawted among t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, I wiww be exawted in t-the eawth. 

46:11 The WOWD of hosts is with us; t-the God of J-Jacob is ouw wefuge. 
Sewah. 



47:1 O-O cwap youw hands, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye peopwe; shout u-unto God with t-the voice 
of twiumph. 

47:2 Fow t-the WOWD most high is (✯◡✯) t-tewwibwe; he is a gweat King o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the eawth. 

47:3 He shaww subdue t-the peopwe undew u-us, and t-the nyations undew ouw 
feet. 

47:4 He shaww choose ouw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, t-the excewwency of J-Jacob 
whom he w-woved. Sewah. 

47:5 God is gonye up with a shout, t-the WOWD with t-the s-sound of a 
t-twumpet. 

47:6 Sing p-pwaises to G-God, sing pwaises: sing p-pwaises u-unto ouw K-King, 
sing pwaises. 

47:7 Fow God is t-the King of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: sing ye p-pwaises with 
undewstanding. 

47:8 God weignyeth o-ovew t-the heathen: God sitteth upon t-the t-thwonye of his 
howinyess. 

47:9 The pwinces of t-the peopwe awe gathewed togethew, even t-the peopwe 
of t-the God of Abwaham: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the shiewds of t-the eawth bewong u-unto G-God: 
he is gweatwy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 



4-48:1 Gweat is t-the WOWD, and gweatwy to be pwaised in t-the city of ouw 
G-God, in t-the mountain of his howinyess. 

48:2 Beautifuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow situation, t-the joy of t-the w-whowe eawth, is mount 
Zion, on t-the s-sides of t-the nyowth, t-the city of t-the gweat King. 

4-48:3 God is knyown in hew pawaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wefuge. 

4-48:4 Fow, wo, t-the kings wewe assembwed, they passed by togethew. 

48:5 They saw it, and so they mawvewwed; they wewe twoubwed, and 
hasted away. 

48:6 Feaw took h-howd upon t-them thewe, and p-pain, as of a woman in 
twavaiw. 

48:7 T-Thou b-bweakest t-the s-ships of Tawshish with an east wind. 

48:8 As we have heawd, so have we s-seen in t-the city of t-the WOWD of 
hosts, in t-the city of ouw G-God: God wiww estabwish it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. Sewah. 

4-48:9 We have thought of thy wovingkindnyess, O-O G-God, in t-the m-midst of thy 
tempwe. 

4-48:10 Accowding to thy nyame, O-O G-God, so is thy pwaise u-unto t-the ends of 
t-the eawth: thy wight hand is f-fuww of ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

48:11 Wet mount Zion wejoice, wet t-the daughtews of Judah be g-gwad, 
because of thy judgments. 

o(>< )o 4-48:12 Wawk about Zion, and go (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about hew: teww t-the towews 
t-theweof. 

48:13 Mawk ye w-weww hew buwwawks, considew hew pawaces; that ye may 
teww it to t-the genyewation fowwowing. 

4-48:14 Fow this God is ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: he wiww be ouw guide 
even u-unto death. 



49:1 Heaw this, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye peopwe; g-give eaw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye i-inhabitants of t-the 
wowwd: 

49:2 Both (T_T) *cries* w-wow and high, wich and poow, togethew. 

49:3 My mouth shaww speak of wisdom; and t-the meditation of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt 
shaww be of undewstanding. 

49:4 I wiww i-incwinye minye eaw to a p-pawabwe: I wiww open o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dawk saying 
upon t-the hawp. 

49:5 Whewefowe shouwd I f-feaw in t-the days of eviw, when t-the i-inyiquity of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-heews shaww compass m-me a-about? 

49:6 They that t-twust in theiw weawth, and boast themsewves in t-the 
muwtitude of theiw wiches; 

49:7 N-Nyonye of t-them c-can by any means wedeem his bwothew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow g-give to God 
a wansom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him: 

49:8 (Fow t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption of theiw souw is p-pwecious, and it c-ceaseth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew:) 

49:9 That he shouwd stiww wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and nyot s-see cowwuption. 

49:10 Fow he seeth that wise men die, wikewise t-the foow and t-the 
bwutish pewson pewish, and weave theiw weawth to othews. 

49:11 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw inwawd thought is, that theiw houses shaww continyue (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew, and theiw dwewwing pwaces to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations; they caww theiw 
wands aftew theiw own n-nyames. 

49:12 Nyevewthewess man being in honyouw abideth nyot: he is w-wike t-the 
b-beasts that pewish. 

49:13 This theiw w-way is theiw f-fowwy: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet theiw postewity appwove theiw 
sayings. Sewah. 

49:14 Wike sheep they awe w-waid in t-the gwave; death shaww feed on t-them; 
and t-the upwight shaww have dominyion o-ovew t-them in t-the m-mownying; and 
theiw b-beauty shaww consume in t-the gwave fwom theiw dwewwing. 

4-49:15 But God wiww wedeem o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fwom t-the p-powew of t-the gwave: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
shaww weceive me. Sewah. 

49:16 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot t-thou afwaid when onye is m-made wich, when t-the gwowy of his 
house is incweased; 

49:17 Fow when he dieth he shaww cawwy nyothing (☆ω☆) a-away: his gwowy shaww 
nyot descend aftew h-him. 

49:18 Though whiwe he w-wived he bwessed his souw: and men wiww pwaise 
thee, when t-thou doest w-weww to thysewf. 

4-49:19 He shaww go to t-the genyewation of his fathews; they shaww nyevew 
s-see wight. 

49:20 Man that is in honyouw, and undewstandeth nyot, is w-wike t-the b-beasts 
that pewish. 



5-50:1 The mighty G-God, even t-the WOWD, hath spoken, and cawwed t-the eawth 
fwom t-the wising of t-the sun u-unto t-the g-going down t-theweof. 

50:2 Out of Zion, t-the pewfection of beauty, God hath shinyed. 

50:3 O-Ouw God shaww come, and shaww nyot keep siwence: a fiwe shaww 
devouw befowe him, and it shaww be vewy tempestuous (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about h-him. 

50:4 He shaww caww to t-the h-heavens fwom above, and to t-the eawth, that 
he may j-judge his peopwe. 

5-50:5 Gathew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my saints togethew u-unto m-me; those that have m-made a 
c-covenyant with m-me by sacwifice. 

50:6 And t-the h-heavens shaww decwawe his wighteousnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is j-judge 
himsewf. Sewah. 

5-50:7 Heaw, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww s-speak; O-O I-Iswaew, and I wiww t-testify 
against t-thee: I am G-God, even thy God. 

50:8 I wiww nyot wepwove thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy s-sacwifices ow thy buwnt 
offewings, to have b-been continyuawwy befowe me. 

50:9 I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take nyo buwwock out of thy h-house, (=`ω´=) n-nyow he g-goats out of thy 
fowds. 

50:10 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the fowest is minye, and t-the cattwe upon a 
t-thousand hiwws. 

50:11 I knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowws of t-the mountains: and t-the wiwd b-beasts of 
t-the fiewd awe minye. 

50:12 If I wewe hungwy, I w-wouwd nyot teww t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowwd is minye, 
and t-the fuwnyess t-theweof. 

50:13 W-Wiww I e-eat t-the fwesh of buwws, ow dwink t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of goats? 

50:14 Offew u-unto God t-thanksgiving; and pay thy vows u-unto t-the most 
High: 

50:15 And caww upon m-me in t-the day of t-twoubwe: I wiww d-dewivew thee, and 
t-thou shawt gwowify me. 

50:16 But u-unto t-the wicked God saith, What hast t-thou to (^-^*)/ d-do to decwawe 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, ow that t-thou shouwdest o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant in thy mouth? 

50:17 Seeing t-thou hatest instwuction, and casteth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds behind 
thee. 

50:18 When t-thou sawest a thief, t-then t-thou consentedst with him, and 
hast b-been p-pawtakew with aduwtewews. 

50:19 T-Thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest thy mouth to eviw, and thy tongue >w< *blushes* f-fwameth deceit. 

50:20 T-Thou sittest and speakest against thy bwothew; t-thou s-swandewest 
thinye own (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

50:21 These things hast t-thou donye, and I kept siwence; t-thou thoughtest 
that I w-was awtogethew such an onye as thysewf: but I wiww wepwove thee, 
and s-set t-them in owdew befowe thinye eyes. 

50:22 Nyow considew this, ye that fowget G-God, west I teaw you in 
p-pieces, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyonye to dewivew. 

50:23 Whoso offeweth pwaise gwowifieth me: and to him that owdeweth 
his c-convewsation a-awight wiww I s-shew t-the sawvation of God. 



51:1 H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon me, O-O G-God, a-accowding to thy w-wovingkindnyess: 
a-accowding u-unto t-the muwtitude of thy tendew mewcies bwot out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
twansgwessions. 

51:2 Wash m-me thwoughwy fwom minye inyiquity, and cweanse m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin. 

(-ω-、) 5-51:3 Fow I acknyowwedge o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin is e-evew befowe 
me. 

51:4 Against thee, thee onwy, have I sinnyed, and donye this eviw in thy 
sight: that t-thou mightest be j-justified when t-thou speakest, and be 
╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw when t-thou judgest. 

51:5 Behowd, I w-was shapen in inyiquity; and in sin did o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew 
conceive me. 

51:6 Behowd, t-thou desiwest twuth in t-the inwawd pawts: and in t-the 
( ~*-*)~ h-hidden pawt t-thou shawt make m-me to knyow w-wisdom. 

5-51:7 Puwge m-me with h-hyssop, and I shaww be cwean: w-wash me, and I shaww 
be whitew than snyow. 

51:8 Make m-me to h-heaw joy and gwadnyess; that t-the bonyes which t-thou hast 
bwoken may wejoice. 

51:9 (*ﾉωﾉ) *giggles shyly* H-Hide thy f-face fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sins, and bwot out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye inyiquities. 

51:10 Cweate in m-me a cwean heawt, O-O God; and wenyew a wight spiwit 
within me. 

51:11 Cast m-me nyot away fwom thy pwesence; and o(>ω<)o t-take nyot thy h-howy spiwit 
fwom me. 

51:12 Westowe u-unto m-me t-the joy of thy sawvation; and uphowd m-me with thy 
fwee spiwit. 

51:13 T-Then wiww I t-teach twansgwessows thy w-ways; and sinnyews shaww be 
convewted u-unto thee. 

5-51:14 D-Dewivew m-me fwom bwoodguiwtinyess, O-O G-God, t-thou God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sawvation: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue shaww sing awoud of thy ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

51:15 O-O W-Wowd, open t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wips; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth shaww s-shew fowth thy 
pwaise. 

51:16 Fow t-thou desiwest nyot sacwifice; ewse w-wouwd I g-give i-it: t-thou 
dewightest nyot in buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

51:17 The s-sacwifices of God awe a bwoken spiwit: a bwoken and a 
contwite heawt, O-O G-God, t-thou wiwt nyot despise. 

51:18 Do g-good in thy g-good pweasuwe u-unto Z-Zion: buiwd t-thou t-the wawws of 
Jewusawem. 

5-51:19 T-Then shawt t-thou be pweased with t-the s-sacwifices of wighteousnyess, 
with buwnt offewing and w-whowe buwnt o-offewing: t-then shaww they offew 
buwwocks upon thinye (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 



52:1 Why boastest t-thou t-thysewf in m-mischief, O-O mighty man? t-the goodnyess 
of God enduweth continyuawwy. 

52:2 The tongue deviseth mischiefs; w-wike a shawp wazow, wowking 
deceitfuwwy. 

52:3 T-Thou w-wovest eviw mowe than good; and wying wathew than to speak 
( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. Sewah. 

52:4 T-Thou w-wovest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww devouwing wowds, O-O t-thou deceitfuw tongue. 

5-52:5 God shaww wikewise d-destwoy thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take thee 
away, and pwuck thee out of thy dwewwing pwace, and woot thee out of 
t-the wand of t-the wiving. Sewah. 

52:6 The wighteous awso shaww see, and feaw, and shaww waugh a-at him: 

52:7 Wo, this is t-the man that m-made nyot God his stwength; but twusted 
in t-the a-abundance of his wiches, and stwengthenyed himsewf in his 
wickednyess. 

52:8 But I am w-wike a gween owive twee in t-the house of G-God: I t-twust in 
t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

5-52:9 I wiww pwaise thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, because t-thou hast donye i-it: and I 
wiww wait on thy nyame; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is g-good befowe thy saints. 



53:1 The foow hath said in his heawt, Thewe is nyo God. Cowwupt awe 
they, and have donye abominyabwe i-inyiquity: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that doeth 
good. 

53:2 God wooked down fwom heaven upon t-the chiwdwen of men, to s-see if 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe any that did undewstand, that did seek God. 

53:3 Evewy onye of t-them is gonye back: they awe awtogethew become 
fiwthy; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that doeth g-good, nyo, nyot onye. 

53:4 H-Have t-the wowkews of i-inyiquity nyo k-knyowwedge? who e-eat up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe 
as they e-eat bwead: they have nyot cawwed upon God. 

53:5 Thewe wewe they in gweat feaw, whewe nyo f-feaw was: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath 
scattewed t-the bonyes of him that encampeth against t-thee: t-thou hast put 
t-them to shame, because God hath (>_<) d-despised them. 

5-53:6 O-Oh that t-the sawvation of Iswaew wewe come out of Z-Zion! When God 
bwingeth back t-the captivity of his p-peopwe, J-Jacob shaww wejoice, and 
Iswaew shaww be g-gwad. 



54:1 Save me, O-O G-God, by thy nyame, and j-judge m-me by thy s-stwength. 

(^ω~) 5-54:2 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew, O-O God; g-give eaw to t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

54:3 Fow stwangews awe wisen up against me, and oppwessows seek aftew 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: they have nyot s-set God befowe them. Sewah. 

54:4 Behowd, God is minye hewpew: t-the Wowd is with t-them that uphowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
souw. 

54:5 He shaww wewawd eviw u-unto minye e-enyemies: cut t-them off in thy 
twuth. 

54:6 I wiww f-fweewy sacwifice u-unto t-thee: I wiww pwaise thy nyame, O-O 
WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is good. 

54:7 Fow he hath dewivewed m-me out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-twoubwe: and minye eye hath 
s-seen his d-desiwe upon minye enyemies. 



55:1 Give eaw to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew, O-O God; and hide nyot t-thysewf fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
suppwication. 

55:2 Attend u-unto me, and h-heaw me: I m-mouwn in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint, and make a 
n-nyoise; 

(つ≧▽≦)つ *screams* 5-55:3 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the voice of t-the enyemy, because of t-the oppwession of 
t-the wicked: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they cast i-inyiquity upon me, and in wwath they hate me. 

5-55:4 My heawt is sowe painyed within me: and t-the tewwows of death awe 
f-fawwen upon me. 

55:5 Feawfuwnyess and twembwing awe come upon me, and howwow hath 
o-ovewwhewmed me. 

55:6 And I said, O-Oh that I h-had w-wings w-wike a dove! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then w-wouwd I fwy 
away, and be a-at w-west. 

55:7 Wo, t-then w-wouwd I wandew faw off, and wemain in t-the wiwdewnyess. 
Sewah. 

55:8 I w-wouwd hasten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my escape fwom t-the windy stowm and t-tempest. 

55:9 Destwoy, O-O W-Wowd, and divide theiw tongues: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have s-seen 
viowence and stwife in t-the city. 

55:10 :33 D-Day and nyight they go about it upon t-the wawws theweof: mischief 
awso and sowwow awe in t-the m-midst of it. 

5-55:11 Wickednyess is in t-the m-midst theweof: d-deceit and g-guiwe depawt nyot 
fwom hew stweets. 

55:12 Fow it w-was nyot an enyemy that wepwoached m-me; t-then I couwd have 
(￣ω￣) b-bownye i-it: nyeithew w-was it he that hated m-me that did magnyify himsewf 
against m-me; t-then I w-wouwd have hid mysewf fwom him: 

55:13 But it w-was thou, a man minye equaw, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my guide, and minye 
a-acquaintance. 

55:14 We took sweet counsew togethew, and wawked u-unto t-the house of God 
in c-company. 

55:15 Wet death (=`ω´=) *hugs tightly* s-seize upon t-them, and wet t-them go down quick into heww: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wickednyess is in theiw dwewwings, and among them. 

55:16 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I wiww caww upon God; and t-the WOWD shaww s-save me. 

55:17 Evenying, and m-mownying, and a-at n-nyoon, wiww I (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy awoud: 
and he shaww h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. 

55:18 He hath dewivewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw in peace fwom t-the battwe that w-was 
against me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe many with me. 

55:19 God shaww h-heaw, and affwict t-them, even he that abideth of owd. 

Sewah. (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have nyo (っ˘ω˘ς ) c-changes, thewefowe they f-feaw nyot God. 

55:20 He hath put fowth his h-hands against such as be a-at peace with 
him: he hath bwoken his covenyant. 

55:21 The w-wowds of his mouth wewe smoothew than b-buttew, but waw w-was in 
his (*°▽°*) h-heawt: his w-wowds wewe softew than oiw, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wewe they dwawn swowds. 

55:22 Cast thy ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden upon t-the WOWD, and he shaww sustain t-thee: he 
shaww nyevew s-suffew t-the wighteous to be moved. 

5-55:23 But thou, O-O G-God, shawt bwing t-them down into t-the p-pit of 
destwuction: bwoody and deceitfuw men shaww nyot wive out hawf theiw 
days; but I wiww t-twust in thee. 



56:1 (☆▽☆) B-Be m-mewcifuw u-unto me, O-O G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow man w-wouwd swawwow m-me up; he 
f-fighting daiwy oppwesseth me. 

56:2 M-Minye enyemies w-wouwd daiwy swawwow m-me up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be many that 
fight against me, O-O t-thou most High. 

56:3 What time I am afwaid, I wiww t-twust in thee. 

56:4 In God I wiww pwaise his wowd, in God I have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust; I wiww 
nyot f-feaw what fwesh c-can (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto me. 

56:5 Evewy day they wwest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw thoughts awe against m-me 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

56:6 They gathew themsewves togethew, they hide themsewves, they mawk 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps, when they wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

56:7 Shaww they escape by inyiquity? in thinye angew cast down t-the 
p-peopwe, O-O God. 

56:8 T-Thou tewwest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wandewings: put t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teaws into thy bottwe: 
awe they nyot in thy book? 

56:9 When I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto thee, t-then shaww minye enyemies tuwn back: this I 
knyow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

56:10 In God wiww I pwaise his wowd: in t-the WOWD wiww I pwaise his 
wowd. 

56:11 In God have I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust: I wiww nyot be afwaid what man c-can (^-^*)/ d-do 
u-unto me. 

56:12 Thy vows awe upon me, O-O G-God: I wiww w-wendew p-pwaises u-unto thee. 

56:13 Fow t-thou hast dewivewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fwom (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: wiwt nyot t-thou 
d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet fwom f-fawwing, that I may wawk befowe God in t-the wight 
of t-the wiving? 



57:1 (☆▽☆) B-Be m-mewcifuw u-unto me, O-O G-God, be m-mewcifuw u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw 
t-twusteth in t-thee: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, in t-the shadow of thy w-wings wiww I make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wefuge, untiw these cawamities be ovewpast. 

57:2 I wiww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto God most h-high; u-unto God that p-pewfowmeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

5-57:3 He shaww send fwom heaven, and s-save m-me fwom t-the wepwoach of him 
that w-wouwd swawwow m-me (＞ｍ＜) u-up. Sewah. God shaww send fowth his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and 
his twuth. 

57:4 My souw is among wions: and I w-wie even among t-them that awe s-set on 
f-fiwe, even t-the sons of men, whose t-teeth awe speaws and a-awwows, and 
theiw tongue a shawp swowd. 

57:5 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou exawted, O-O G-God, a-above t-the heavens; wet thy gwowy be a-above 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

57:6 They have pwepawed a nyet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is b-bowed down: 
they have digged a p-pit befowe me, into t-the m-midst wheweof they awe 
f-fawwen themsewves. Sewah. 

57:7 My heawt is fixed, O-O G-God, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is fixed: I wiww sing and g-give 
pwaise. 

57:8 Awake up, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy; awake, psawtewy and hawp: I mysewf wiww awake 
eawwy. 

57:9 I wiww pwaise thee, O-O W-Wowd, among t-the peopwe: I wiww sing u-unto 
thee among t-the nyations. 

57:10 Fow thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy is gweat u-unto t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and thy twuth u-unto t-the 
c-cwouds. 

57:11 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou exawted, O-O G-God, a-above t-the h-heavens: wet thy gwowy be 
a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 



58:1 Do ye indeed speak wighteousnyess, O-O congwegation? (^-^*)/ d-do ye j-judge 
upwightwy, O-O ye sons of men? 

58:2 Yea, in heawt ye wowk wickednyess; ye weigh t-the viowence of youw 
h-hands in t-the eawth. 

58:3 The wicked awe estwanged fwom t-the womb: they go ( ~*-*)~ a-astway as soon as 
they be b-bown, speaking wies. 

58:4 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw poison is w-wike t-the poison of a sewpent: they awe w-wike t-the 
deaf addew that stoppeth hew eaw; 

58:5 W-Which wiww nyot heawken to t-the voice of c-chawmews, chawming nyevew 
so wisewy. 

58:6 Bweak theiw t-teeth, O-O G-God, in theiw m-mouth: bweak out t-the gweat 
t-teeth of t-the young wions, O-O WOWD. 

58:7 Wet t-them mewt away as watews which w-wun continyuawwy: when he 
bendeth his bow to shoot his a-awwows, wet t-them be as cut in pieces. 

58:8 As a snyaiw which mewteth, wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them pass (☆ω☆) a-away: w-wike 
t-the untimewy biwth of a woman, that they may nyot s-see t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

58:9 Befowe youw pots c-can feew t-the thowns, he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-them away as 
with a whiwwwind, both wiving, and in his wwath. 

58:10 The wighteous shaww wejoice when he seeth t-the :33 *cries* v-vengeance: he 
shaww w-wash his feet in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the wicked. 

58:11 S-So that a man shaww say, Vewiwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a wewawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
w-wighteous: vewiwy he is a God that j-judgeth in t-the eawth. 



59:1 D-Dewivew m-me fwom minye >_> e-enyemies, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: d-defend m-me fwom t-them that 
(☆ω☆) w-wise up against me. 

>w< *looks away* 5-59:2 D-Dewivew m-me fwom t-the wowkews of inyiquity, and s-save m-me fwom bwoody 
m-men. 

59:3 Fow, wo, they w-wie in wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: t-the mighty awe gathewed 
against m-me; nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwession, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin, O-O WOWD. 

59:4 They w-wun and p-pwepawe themsewves without o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fauwt: awake to hewp 
me, and behowd. 

59:5 T-Thou thewefowe, O-O WOWD God of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, awake to 
v-visit (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heathen: be nyot m-mewcifuw to any wicked twansgwessows. 
Sewah. 

5-59:6 They (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn a-at evenying: they make a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise w-wike a dog, and go 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the city. 

59:7 Behowd, they bewch out with theiw m-mouth: swowds awe in theiw 
wips: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who, say they, doth heaw? 

59:8 But thou, O-O WOWD, shawt waugh a-at t-them; t-thou shawt have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
heathen in dewision. 

59:9 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of his stwength wiww I wait upon t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
defence. 

59:10 The God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´-ω-`) m-mewcy shaww pwevent me: God shaww wet m-me s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
d-desiwe upon minye enyemies. 

59:11 Sway t-them nyot, west o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe f-fowget: scattew t-them by thy powew; 
and bwing t-them down, O-O Wowd ouw shiewd. 

59:12 Fow t-the sin of theiw mouth and t-the w-wowds of theiw w-wips wet t-them 
even be taken in theiw p-pwide: and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-cuwsing and wying which they 
s-speak. 

59:13 Consume t-them in wwath, consume t-them, that they may nyot be: and 
wet t-them knyow that God wuweth in J-Jacob u-unto t-the ends of t-the eawth. 
Sewah. 

59:14 And a-at evenying wet t-them (*´▽`*) w-wetuwn; and wet t-them make a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise w-wike a 
dog, and go (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the city. 

59:15 Wet t-them wandew up and down (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-meat, and gwudge if they be nyot 
s-satisfied. 

59:16 But I wiww sing of thy powew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww sing awoud of thy 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy in t-the mownying: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my defence and wefuge in t-the 
day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe. 

59:17 Unto thee, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, wiww I s-sing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my defence, 
and t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mewcy. 



60:1 O-O G-God, t-thou hast cast us off, t-thou hast scattewed u-us, t-thou hast 
b-been dispweased; O-O tuwn t-thysewf to us again. 

6-60:2 T-Thou hast m-made t-the eawth to twembwe; t-thou hast bwoken i-it: heaw 
t-the b-bweaches t-theweof; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaketh. 

60:3 T-Thou hast shewed thy peopwe hawd things: t-thou hast m-made us to 
dwink t-the winye of astonyishment. 

60:4 T-Thou hast given a bannyew to t-them that f-feaw thee, that it may be 
dispwayed because of t-the twuth. Sewah. 

60:5 That thy bewoved may be d-dewivewed; s-save with thy wight hand, and 
h-heaw me. 

6-60:6 God hath spoken in his howinyess; I wiww wejoice, I wiww divide 
S-Shechem, and mete out t-the vawwey of Succoth. 

60:7 Giwead is minye, and Manyasseh is minye; Ephwaim awso is t-the 
stwength of minye h-head; Judah is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wawgivew; 

6-60:8 Moab is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my washpot; o-ovew Edom wiww I cast out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my shoe: P-Phiwistia, 
t-twiumph t-thou because of me. 

6-60:9 Who wiww bwing m-me into t-the stwong city? who wiww wead m-me into 
Edom? 

60:10 Wiwt nyot thou, O-O G-God, which hadst cast us off? and thou, O-O G-God, 
which didst nyot go out with ouw awmies? 

6-60:11 Give us hewp fwom t-twoubwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vain is t-the hewp of m-man. 

60:12 Thwough God we shaww (^-^*)/ d-do vawiantwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he it is that shaww twead 
down ouw enyemies. 



61:1 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy, O-O God; a-attend u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew. 

61:2 Fwom t-the end of t-the eawth wiww I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto thee, when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is 
ovewwhewmed: wead m-me to t-the w-wock that is highew than I. 

61:3 Fow t-thou hast b-been a shewtew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and a stwong towew fwom t-the 
enyemy. 

6-61:4 I wiww abide in thy tabewnyacwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: I wiww t-twust in t-the 
covewt of thy wings. Sewah. 

61:5 Fow thou, O-O G-God, hast heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows: t-thou hast given m-me t-the 
hewitage of those that f-feaw thy nyame. 

61:6 T-Thou wiwt pwowong t-the king's wife: and his yeaws as many 
genyewations. 

61:7 He shaww abide befowe God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: O-O p-pwepawe (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth, 
which may pwesewve h-him. 

61:8 S-So wiww I sing pwaise u-unto thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, that I may daiwy 
pewfowm o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows. 



62:1 Twuwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw waiteth upon G-God: fwom him cometh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. 

62:2 He onwy is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wock and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation; he is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my defence; I shaww 
nyot be gweatwy moved. 

6-62:3 How wong wiww ye imaginye mischief against a man? ye shaww be 
s-swain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of you: as a bowing waww shaww ye be, and as a tottewing 
fence. 

62:4 They onwy consuwt to cast him down fwom his excewwency: they 
dewight in wies: they bwess with theiw mouth, but they (O_O;) c-cuwse (* ^ ω ^) *moans* i-inwawdwy. 
Sewah. 

62:5 My s-souw, wait t-thou onwy upon God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my expectation is fwom h-him. 

62:6 He onwy is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wock and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation: he is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my defence; I shaww 
nyot be moved. 

62:7 In God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy: t-the w-wock of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge, is in God. 

62:8 Twust in him a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times; ye p-peopwe, p-pouw out youw heawt befowe 
him: God is a wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. Sewah. 

62:9 S-Suwewy men of (T_T) *cries* w-wow degwee awe v-vanyity, and men of high degwee awe a 
wie: to be w-waid in t-the bawance, they awe awtogethew wightew than 
vanyity. 

62:10 Twust nyot in oppwession, and become nyot vain in wobbewy: if 
w-wiches incwease, s-set nyot youw heawt upon them. 

62:11 God hath spoken (＃`Д´) o-once; UwU t-twice have I heawd this; that p-powew 
bewongeth u-unto God. 

62:12 Awso u-unto thee, O-O W-Wowd, bewongeth mewcy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wendewest to 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his wowk. 



6-63:1 O-O G-God, t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God; eawwy wiww I seek t-thee: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw t-thiwsteth 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh w-wongeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee in a dwy and thiwsty wand, whewe 
nyo w-watew is; 

63:2 To s-see thy p-powew and thy gwowy, so as I have s-seen thee in t-the 
(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

63:3 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thy wovingkindnyess is bettew than w-wife, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips shaww 
pwaise thee. 

63:4 T-Thus wiww I bwess thee whiwe I w-wive: I wiww wift up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands in 
thy nyame. 

63:5 My souw shaww be satisfied as with m-mawwow and fatnyess; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
mouth shaww pwaise thee with joyfuw wips: 

63:6 When I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thee upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bed, and meditate on thee in t-the 
nyight watches. 

63:7 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewp, thewefowe in t-the shadow of thy 
w-wings wiww I wejoice. 

63:8 My souw fowwoweth hawd aftew t-thee: thy wight hand uphowdeth me. 

63:9 But those that seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, to d-destwoy it, shaww go into t-the 
w-wowew pawts of t-the eawth. 

63:10 They shaww faww by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: they shaww be a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-foxes. 

63:11 But t-the king shaww wejoice in God; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that s-sweaweth by 
him shaww gwowy: but t-the mouth of t-them that speak wies shaww be 
stopped. 



64:1 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, O-O G-God, in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew: pwesewve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife fwom f-feaw of 
t-the enyemy. 

6-64:2 (*ﾉωﾉ) *giggles shyly* H-Hide m-me fwom t-the secwet counsew of t-the wicked; fwom t-the 
insuwwection of t-the wowkews of i-inyiquity: 

6-64:3 Who (=^･ω･^=) *hugs tightly* w-whet theiw tongue w-wike a swowd, and bend theiw bows to shoot 
theiw a-awwows, even bittew wowds: 

64:4 That they may shoot in secwet a-at t-the pewfect: suddenwy (^-^*)/ d-do they 
shoot a-at him, and f-feaw n-nyot. 

64:5 They |･ω･) e-encouwage themsewves in an eviw m-mattew: they communye of 
waying snyawes pwiviwy; they say, Who shaww s-see them? 

64:6 They s-seawch out inyiquities; they accompwish a d-diwigent seawch: 
both t-the inwawd thought of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them, and t-the heawt, is deep. 

64:7 But God shaww shoot a-at t-them with an awwow; suddenwy shaww they be 
wounded. 

64:8 S-So they shaww make theiw own tongue to faww upon themsewves: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that s-see t-them shaww fwee away. 

64:9 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men shaww feaw, and shaww decwawe t-the wowk of God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they shaww wisewy considew of his doing. 

64:10 The wighteous shaww be gwad in t-the WOWD, and shaww t-twust in h-him; 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the upwight in heawt shaww gwowy. 



65:1 Pwaise waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, O-O G-God, in S-Sion: and u-unto thee shaww t-the 
vow be pewfowmed. 

65:2 O-O t-thou that heawest pwayew, u-unto thee shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh come. 

65:3 Inyiquities pwevaiw against me: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw twansgwessions, t-thou 
shawt puwge t-them away. 

65:4 Bwessed is t-the man whom t-thou choosest, and causest to appwoach 
u-unto thee, that he may dweww in thy couwts: we shaww be satisfied with 
t-the goodnyess of thy h-house, even of thy h-howy tempwe. 

65:5 By t-tewwibwe things in wighteousnyess wiwt t-thou answew u-us, O-O God of 
ouw sawvation; who awt t-the confidence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ends of t-the eawth, 
and of t-them that awe afaw off upon t-the sea: 

65:6 W-Which by his stwength setteth fast t-the mountains; being giwded 
with powew: 

65:7 W-Which stiwweth t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the seas, t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of theiw waves, 
and t-the t-tumuwt of t-the peopwe. 

65:8 They awso that dweww in t-the uttewmost pawts awe afwaid a-at thy 
tokens: t-thou makest t-the outgoings of t-the mownying and evenying to 
wejoice. 

65:9 T-Thou visitest t-the eawth, and watewest i-it: t-thou gweatwy e-enwichest 
it with t-the wivew of G-God, which is f-fuww of watew: t-thou pwepawest t-them 
cown, when t-thou hast so pwovided (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it. 

65:10 T-Thou watewest t-the widges theweof abundantwy: t-thou (o_O)! *blushes* s-settwest t-the 
fuwwows theweof: t-thou makest it soft with showews: t-thou b-bwessest t-the 
spwinging t-theweof. 

6-65:11 T-Thou cwownyest t-the yeaw with thy goodnyess; and thy paths dwop 
f-fatnyess. 

6-65:12 They dwop upon t-the xDD p-pastuwes of t-the wiwdewnyess: and t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
hiwws wejoice on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. 

6-65:13 The xDD p-pastuwes awe cwothed with f-fwocks; t-the vawweys awso awe 
covewed o-ovew with cown; they shout (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy, they awso sing. 



6-66:1 Make a joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise u-unto G-God, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye wands: 

66:2 Sing fowth t-the honyouw of his nyame: make his pwaise gwowious. 

66:3 Say u-unto G-God, How t-tewwibwe awt t-thou in thy (☆ω☆) w-wowks! thwough t-the 
gweatnyess of thy p-powew shaww thinye enyemies submit themsewves u-unto 
thee. 

66:4 Aww t-the eawth shaww w-wowship thee, and shaww sing u-unto thee; they 
shaww sing to thy nyame. Sewah. 

6-66:5 Come and s-see t-the wowks of G-God: he is t-tewwibwe in his doing towawd 
t-the chiwdwen of m-men. 

66:6 He (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the sea into dwy wand: they went thwough t-the fwood on 
foot: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe did we wejoice in h-him. 

66:7 He wuweth by his p-powew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; his eyes (x_x)V b-behowd t-the n-nyations: wet 
nyot t-the webewwious e-exawt themsewves. Sewah. 

66:8 O-O bwess ouw G-God, ye p-peopwe, and make t-the voice of his pwaise to 
be heawd: 

66:9 W-Which h-howdeth ouw souw in w-wife, and suffeweth nyot ouw feet to be 
moved. 

66:10 Fow thou, O-O G-God, hast pwoved us: t-thou hast twied u-us, as s-siwvew 
is twied. 

66:11 T-Thou b-bwoughtest us into t-the nyet; t-thou waidst affwiction upon ouw 
woins. 

66:12 T-Thou hast caused men to wide o-ovew ouw heads; we went thwough 
fiwe and thwough watew: but t-thou b-bwoughtest us out into a weawthy 
pwace. 

66:13 I wiww go into thy house with buwnt ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: I wiww pay thee 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows, 

66:14 W-Which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips have uttewed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth hath spoken, when I w-was 
in twoubwe. 

66:15 I wiww offew u-unto thee buwnt s-sacwifices of fatwings, with t-the 
i-incense of w-wams; I wiww offew buwwocks with goats. Sewah. 

66:16 Come and h-heaw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that f-feaw G-God, and I wiww decwawe what he 
hath donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

66:17 I cwied u-unto him with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and he w-was extowwed with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
tongue. 

66:18 If I w-wegawd i-inyiquity in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt, t-the Wowd wiww nyot h-heaw me: 

66:19 But vewiwy God hath heawd m-me; he hath (>_<) a-attended to t-the voice of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew. 

66:20 Bwessed be G-God, which hath nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy fwom me. 



67:1 God be m-mewcifuw u-unto u-us, and bwess us; and c-cause his f-face to 
(*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon us; Sewah. 

67:2 That thy w-way may be knyown upon eawth, thy saving heawth among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
nyations. 

6-67:3 Wet t-the peopwe pwaise thee, O-O God; wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe pwaise 
thee. 

(*´▽`*) *looks at you* 6-67:4 O-O wet t-the nyations be gwad and sing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt j-judge 
t-the peopwe w-wighteouswy, and govewn t-the nyations upon eawth. Sewah. 

67:5 Wet t-the peopwe pwaise thee, O-O God; wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe pwaise 
thee. 

6-67:6 T-Then shaww t-the eawth yiewd hew i-incwease; and G-God, even ouw own 
G-God, shaww bwess us. 

67:7 God shaww bwess us; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ends of t-the eawth shaww f-feaw h-him. 



68:1 Wet God a-awise, wet his enyemies be scattewed: wet t-them awso that 
hate him fwee befowe h-him. 

68:2 As smoke is dwiven away, so dwive t-them (☆ω☆) a-away: as wax mewteth 
befowe t-the f-fiwe, so wet t-the wicked pewish a-at t-the pwesence of God. 

68:3 But wet t-the wighteous be gwad; wet t-them wejoice befowe G-God: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, 
wet t-them e-exceedingwy wejoice. 

68:4 Sing u-unto G-God, sing p-pwaises to his nyame: extow him that wideth 
upon t-the h-heavens by his nyame J-JAH, and wejoice befowe h-him. 

68:5 A-A o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and a j-judge of t-the w-widows, is God in 
his h-howy h-habitation. 

6-68:6 God setteth t-the sowitawy in famiwies: he bwingeth out those which 
awe b-bound with chains: but t-the webewwious dweww in a dwy wand. 

68:7 O-O G-God, when t-thou wentest fowth befowe thy p-peopwe, when t-thou didst 
m-mawch thwough t-the wiwdewnyess; Sewah: 

68:8 The eawth s-shook, t-the h-heavens awso dwopped a-at t-the pwesence of G-God: 
even (;;;*_*) S-Sinyai itsewf w-was moved a-at t-the pwesence of G-God, t-the God of Iswaew. 

68:9 Thou, O-O G-God, didst send a p-pwentifuw wain, wheweby t-thou didst 
⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm thinye inhewitance, when it w-was w-weawy. 

68:10 Thy c-congwegation hath d-dwewt thewein: thou, O-O G-God, hast pwepawed 
of thy goodnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the poow. 

68:11 The Wowd gave t-the wowd: gweat w-was t-the company of those that 
pubwished it. 

68:12 Kings of awmies did fwee apace: and she that t-tawwied a-at home 
d-divided t-the s-spoiw. 

68:13 Though ye have wien among t-the pots, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww ye be as t-the w-wings 
of a dove covewed with s-siwvew, and hew feathews with (T_T) y-yewwow gowd. 

68:14 When t-the Awmighty scattewed kings in it, it w-was white as s-snyow in 
Sawmon. 

68:15 The (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of God is as t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of Bashan; an high (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww as t-the 
(＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of B-Bashan. 

6-68:16 Why weap ye, ye high hiwws? this is t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww which God desiweth 
to dweww in; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the WOWD wiww dweww in it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

68:17 The chawiots of God awe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand, even thousands of 
a-angews: t-the Wowd is among t-them, as in S-Sinyai, in t-the h-howy pwace. 

68:18 T-Thou hast ascended on high, t-thou hast w-wed captivity captive: 
t-thou hast weceived gifts (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow men; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the webewwious awso, that 
t-the WOWD God m-might dweww among them. 

68:19 Bwessed be t-the W-Wowd, who daiwy woadeth us with benyefits, even 
t-the God of ouw s-sawvation. Sewah. 

68:20 He that is ouw God is t-the God of sawvation; and u-unto GOD t-the 
Wowd bewong t-the issues fwom death. 

68:21 But God shaww wound t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his >_> e-enyemies, and t-the (＞ｍ＜) *sweats* h-haiwy scawp 
of such an onye as goeth on stiww in his twespasses. 

68:22 The Wowd said, I wiww bwing again fwom B-Bashan, I wiww bwing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe again fwom t-the depths of t-the sea: 

6-68:23 That thy foot may be dipped in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of thinye >_> e-enyemies, and 
t-the tongue of thy dogs in t-the same. 

68:24 They have s-seen thy goings, O-O God; even t-the goings of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
K-King, in t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

68:25 The s-singews went b-befowe, t-the pwayews on instwuments f-fowwowed 
aftew; among t-them wewe t-the d-damsews pwaying with timbwews. 

68:26 Bwess ye God in t-the congwegations, even t-the W-Wowd, fwom t-the 
fountain of Iswaew. 

68:27 Thewe is ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe Benjamin with theiw wuwew, t-the pwinces of Judah 
and theiw counciw, t-the pwinces of Zebuwun, and t-the pwinces of 
N-Nyaphtawi. 

(o^▽^o) 6-68:28 Thy God hath commanded thy stwength: stwengthen, O-O G-God, that 
which t-thou hast wwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. 

68:29 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of thy tempwe a-at Jewusawem shaww kings bwing pwesents 
u-unto thee. 

68:30 Webuke t-the company of s-speawmen, t-the muwtitude of t-the buwws, with 
t-the cawves of t-the p-peopwe, tiww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye submit himsewf with pieces of 
siwvew: scattew t-thou t-the peopwe that dewight in waw. 

68:31 P-Pwinces shaww come out of Egypt; E-Ethiopia shaww soon s-stwetch out 
hew h-hands u-unto God. 

6-68:32 Sing u-unto G-God, ye (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth; O-O sing p-pwaises u-unto t-the 
Wowd; Sewah: 

68:33 To him that wideth upon t-the h-heavens of (^ω~) h-heavens, which wewe of 
o-owd; wo, he doth send out his voice, and that a mighty voice. 

6-68:34 A-Ascwibe ye stwength u-unto G-God: his excewwency is o-ovew I-Iswaew, and 
his stwength is in t-the c-cwouds. 

6-68:35 O-O G-God, t-thou awt t-tewwibwe out of thy h-howy pwaces: t-the God of 
Iswaew is he that giveth stwength and p-powew u-unto his peopwe. Bwessed 
be God. 



6-69:1 Save me, O-O God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the watews awe come in u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

6-69:2 I s-sink in (☆▽☆) d-deep (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-miwe, whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo standing: I am come into 
(☆▽☆) d-deep w-watews, whewe t-the fwoods ovewfwow me. 

69:3 I am weawy of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwying: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thwoat is d-dwied: minye eyes faiw whiwe 
I wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

69:4 They that hate m-me without a c-cause awe mowe than t-the haiws of minye 
head: they that w-wouwd d-destwoy me, being minye enyemies wwongfuwwy, awe 
mighty: t-then I westowed that which I took nyot away. 

6-69:5 O-O G-God, t-thou k-knyowest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my foowishnyess; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sins awe nyot hid fwom 
thee. 

69:6 Wet nyot t-them that wait on thee, O-O Wowd GOD of hosts, be a-ashamed 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake: wet nyot those that seek thee be confounded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake, O-O 
God of Iswaew. 

69:7 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake I have (￣ω￣) b-bownye wepwoach; shame hath covewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(￣ω￣) f-face. 

69:8 I am become a stwangew u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, and an awien u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's chiwdwen. 

69:9 Fow t-the zeaw of thinye house hath eaten m-me up; and t-the wepwoaches 
of t-them that wepwoached thee awe f-fawwen upon me. 

69:10 When I w-wept, and (o-_-o) c-chastenyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw with f-fasting, that w-was to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wepwoach. 

69:11 I m-made (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawment; and I became a pwovewb to 
them. 

6-69:12 They that sit in t-the gate speak against m-me; and I w-was t-the song 
of t-the dwunkawds. 

69:13 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew is u-unto thee, O-O WOWD, in an acceptabwe 
time: O-O G-God, in t-the muwtitude of thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy h-heaw me, in t-the twuth of 
thy s-sawvation. 

6-69:14 D-Dewivew m-me out of t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-miwe, and wet m-me nyot sink: wet m-me be 
dewivewed fwom t-them that hate me, and out of t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep watews. 

69:15 Wet nyot t-the watewfwood ovewfwow me, nyeithew wet t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep swawwow 
m-me up, and wet nyot t-the p-pit s-shut hew mouth upon me. 

ต(=ω=)ต 6-69:16 Heaw me, O-O WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wovingkindnyess is good: tuwn u-unto m-me 
a-accowding to t-the muwtitude of thy tendew m-mewcies. 

69:17 And hide nyot thy f-face fwom thy sewvant; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am in t-twoubwe: 
h-heaw m-me s-speediwy. 

69:18 Dwaw nyigh u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, and wedeem i-it: d-dewivew m-me because of 
minye enyemies. 

69:19 T-Thou hast knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my shame, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-dishonyouw: 
minye advewsawies awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww befowe thee. 

69:20 Wepwoach hath bwoken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt; and I am f-fuww of heavinyess: and I 
wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-some to o(>ω<)o t-take pity, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-comfowtews, 
but I f-found n-nyonye. 

6-69:21 They gave m-me awso (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my meat; and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thiwst they gave 
m-me vinyegaw to d-dwink. 

69:22 Wet theiw tabwe become a snyawe befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: and that which 
shouwd have b-been (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw w-wewfawe, wet it become a twap. 

69:23 Wet theiw eyes be dawkenyed, that they s-see n-nyot; and make theiw 
woins continyuawwy to shake. 

69:24 Pouw out thinye indignyation upon t-them, and wet thy wwathfuw angew 
o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of them. 

69:25 Wet theiw h-habitation be d-desowate; and wet nyonye dweww in theiw 
tents. 

69:26 Fow they pewsecute him whom t-thou hast smitten; and they tawk to 
t-the gwief of those whom t-thou hast wounded. 

6-69:27 Add i-inyiquity u-unto theiw i-inyiquity: and wet t-them nyot come into thy 
( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

69:28 Wet t-them be bwotted out of t-the book of t-the wiving, and nyot be 
wwitten with t-the wighteous. 

69:29 But I am poow and sowwowfuw: wet thy sawvation, O-O G-God, s-set m-me up 
on high. 

69:30 I wiww pwaise t-the nyame of God with a song, and wiww magnyify him 
with thanksgiving. 

69:31 This awso shaww pwease t-the WOWD bettew than an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow buwwock 
that hath howns and hoofs. 

69:32 The humbwe shaww s-see this, and be gwad: and youw heawt shaww 
wive that seek God. 

6-69:33 Fow t-the WOWD heaweth t-the poow, and despiseth nyot his pwisonyews. 

69:34 Wet t-the heaven and eawth pwaise him, t-the seas, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing 
that moveth thewein. 

6-69:35 Fow God wiww s-save Zion, and wiww buiwd t-the c-cities of Judah: that 
they may dweww thewe, and have it in p-possession. 

69:36 The seed awso of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww i-inhewit i-it: and they that 
wove his nyame shaww dweww thewein. 



70:1 Make haste, O-O G-God, to d-dewivew m-me; make haste to hewp me, O-O Wowd. 

70:2 Wet t-them be a-ashamed and confounded that seek aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: wet 
t-them be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed backwawd, and put to (O.O) *hugs tightly* c-confusion, that d-desiwe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my huwt. 

|･ω･) 7-70:3 Wet t-them be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wewawd of theiw shame that say, 
Aha, a-aha. 

70:4 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that seek thee wejoice and be gwad in t-thee: and wet 
such as wove thy sawvation say c-continyuawwy, Wet God be magnyified. 

70:5 But I am poow and n-nyeedy: make haste u-unto me, O-O G-God: t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hewp and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewivewew; O-O WOWD, make nyo tawwying. 



7-71:1 In thee, O-O WOWD, (^-^*)/ d-do I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust: wet m-me nyevew be put to 
c-confusion. 

71:2 D-Dewivew m-me in thy wighteousnyess, and c-cause m-me to e-escape: i-incwinye 
thinye eaw u-unto me, and s-save me. 

71:3 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwong habitation, wheweunto I may continyuawwy wesowt: 
t-thou hast given commandment to s-save m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wock and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fowtwess. 

71:4 D-Dewivew me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, out of t-the hand of t-the w-wicked, out of t-the 
hand of t-the unwighteous and cwuew m-man. 

71:5 Fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope, O-O Wowd GOD: t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-twust fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
youth. 

71:6 By thee have I b-been howden up fwom t-the womb: t-thou awt he that 
took m-me out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's bowews: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwaise shaww be continyuawwy of 
thee. 

71:7 I am as a wondew u-unto many; but t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwong wefuge. 

71:8 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth be fiwwed with thy pwaise and with thy honyouw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the d-day. 

71:9 Cast m-me nyot off in t-the time of o-owd age; fowsake m-me nyot when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
stwength f-faiweth. 

71:10 Fow minye enyemies speak against m-me; and they that way wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
souw o(>ω<)o t-take counsew togethew, 

7-71:11 Saying, God hath fowsaken him: pewsecute and o(>ω<)o t-take h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
is nyonye to d-dewivew h-him. 

71:12 O-O G-God, be nyot faw fwom me: O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, make haste (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewp. 

71:13 Wet t-them be confounded and consumed that awe advewsawies to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-souw; wet t-them be covewed with wepwoach and dishonyouw that seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
huwt. 

7-71:14 But I wiww hope c-continyuawwy, and wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwaise thee mowe and 
mowe. 

71:15 My mouth shaww s-shew fowth thy wighteousnyess and thy sawvation 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the >_> d-day; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow nyot t-the nyumbews t-theweof. 

(°ㅂ°╬) 7-71:16 I wiww go in t-the stwength of t-the Wowd GOD: I wiww make mention 
of thy wighteousnyess, even of thinye onwy. 

71:17 O-O G-God, t-thou hast taught m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth: and hithewto have I 
d-decwawed thy wondwous wowks. 

7-71:18 Nyow awso when I am o-owd and gweyheaded, O-O G-God, fowsake m-me n-nyot; 
untiw I have shewed thy stwength u-unto this g-genyewation, and thy p-powew 
to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is to come. 

71:19 Thy wighteousnyess awso, O-O G-God, is vewy high, who hast donye gweat 
things: O-O G-God, who is w-wike u-unto thee! 

71:20 Thou, which hast shewed m-me gweat and sowe twoubwes, shawt 
quicken m-me again, and shawt bwing m-me up again fwom t-the depths of t-the 
eawth. 

71:21 T-Thou shawt incwease o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gweatnyess, and comfowt m-me on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. 

71:22 I wiww awso pwaise thee with t-the psawtewy, even thy twuth, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
G-God: u-unto thee wiww I sing with t-the h-hawp, O-O t-thou Howy Onye of Iswaew. 

71:23 My w-wips shaww gweatwy wejoice when I sing u-unto thee; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-souw, which t-thou hast wedeemed. 

71:24 My tongue awso shaww tawk of thy wighteousnyess (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day w-wong: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe confounded, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe b-bwought u-unto shame, that seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
huwt. 



72:1 Give t-the king thy judgments, O-O G-God, and thy wighteousnyess u-unto 
t-the king's (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

72:2 He shaww j-judge thy peopwe with wighteousnyess, and thy poow with 
judgment. 

72:3 The mountains shaww bwing peace to t-the p-peopwe, and t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
h-hiwws, by ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

72:4 He shaww j-judge t-the poow of t-the p-peopwe, he shaww s-save t-the chiwdwen 
of t-the nyeedy, and shaww bweak in pieces t-the oppwessow. 

72:5 They shaww f-feaw thee as wong as t-the sun and moon enduwe, 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. 

72:6 He shaww come down w-wike wain upon t-the mown gwass: as showews that 
w-watew t-the eawth. 

7-72:7 In his days shaww t-the wighteous fwouwish; and a-abundance of peace 
so wong as t-the moon enduweth. 

72:8 He shaww have dominyion awso fwom sea to sea, and fwom t-the wivew 
u-unto t-the ends of t-the eawth. 

72:9 They that dweww in t-the wiwdewnyess shaww bow befowe h-him; and his 
enyemies shaww wick t-the dust. 

72:10 The kings of Tawshish and of t-the iswes shaww bwing pwesents: t-the 
kings of Sheba and Seba shaww offew gifts. 

72:11 Yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kings shaww faww down befowe him: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations shaww 
sewve h-him. 

72:12 Fow he shaww d-dewivew t-the nyeedy when he cwieth; t-the poow awso, 
and him that hath nyo hewpew. 

72:13 He shaww spawe t-the poow and nyeedy, and shaww s-save t-the s-souws of 
t-the nyeedy. 

72:14 He shaww wedeem theiw souw fwom d-deceit and viowence: and 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious shaww theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be in his sight. 

72:15 And he shaww wive, and to him shaww be given of t-the gowd of 
S-Sheba: pwayew awso shaww be m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him continyuawwy; and daiwy shaww 
he be pwaised. 

72:16 Thewe shaww be an handfuw of cown in t-the eawth upon t-the top of 
t-the mountains; t-the fwuit theweof shaww s-shake w-wike Webanyon: and they of 
t-the city shaww fwouwish w-wike gwass of t-the eawth. 

7-72:17 His nyame shaww e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: his nyame shaww be continyued as 
wong as t-the sun: and men shaww be bwessed in him: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations shaww 
caww him bwessed. 

72:18 Bwessed be t-the WOWD G-God, t-the God of I-Iswaew, who onwy doeth 
wondwous things. 

7-72:19 And bwessed be his gwowious nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and wet t-the w-whowe 
eawth be fiwwed with his gwowy; Amen, and A-Amen. 

72:20 The pwayews of David t-the son of Jesse awe ended. 



73:1 Twuwy God is g-good to I-Iswaew, even to such as awe of a cwean 
heawt. 

73:2 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet wewe a-awmost gonye; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps h-had w-weww nyigh 
ต(=ω=)ต s-swipped. 

73:3 Fow I w-was envious a-at t-the foowish, when I saw t-the p-pwospewity of 
t-the wicked. 

7-73:4 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe nyo bands in theiw (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but theiw stwength is 
fiwm. 

73:5 They awe nyot in twoubwe as othew men; nyeithew awe they (*≧ω≦*) p-pwagued 
w-wike othew m-men. 

7-73:6 Thewefowe pwide c-compasseth t-them about as a chain; viowence 
coveweth t-them as a gawment. 

73:7 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw eyes stand out with fatnyess: they have mowe than heawt 
couwd wish. 

73:8 They awe cowwupt, and speak wickedwy c-concewnying oppwession: they 
speak w-woftiwy. 

73:9 They s-set theiw mouth against t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and theiw tongue 
w-wawketh thwough t-the eawth. 

73:10 Thewefowe his peopwe (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn hithew: and watews of a f-fuww cup awe 
wwung out to them. 

73:11 And they say, How doth God k-knyow? and is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe k-knyowwedge in t-the 
most High? 

73:12 Behowd, these awe t-the ungodwy, who p-pwospew in t-the wowwd; they 
incwease in wiches. 

73:13 Vewiwy I have cweansed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt in vain, and washed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands in 
innyocency. 

73:14 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day wong have I b-been (o´∀`o) p-pwagued, and (o-_-o) c-chastenyed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
mownying. 

73:15 If I say, I wiww speak t-thus; b-behowd, I shouwd offend against t-the 
genyewation of thy chiwdwen. 

73:16 When I thought to knyow this, it w-was too painfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me; 

73:17 Untiw I went into t-the sanctuawy of God; t-then undewstood I theiw 
end. 

73:18 S-Suwewy t-thou didst s-set t-them in swippewy pwaces: t-thou castedst 
t-them down into destwuction. 

73:19 How awe they b-bwought into desowation, as in a moment! they awe 
u-uttewwy consumed with tewwows. 

73:20 As a dweam when onye awaketh; so, O-O W-Wowd, when t-thou awakest, t-thou 
shawt despise theiw image. 

73:21 T-Thus o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt w-was gwieved, and I w-was pwicked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins. 

73:22 S-So foowish w-was I, and ignyowant: I w-was as a beast befowe thee. 

73:23 Nyevewthewess I am continyuawwy with t-thee: t-thou hast howden m-me by 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

73:24 T-Thou shawt guide m-me with thy counsew, and aftewwawd weceive m-me 
to gwowy. 

7-73:25 Whom have I in heaven but thee? and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye upon eawth 
that I d-desiwe beside thee. 

73:26 My fwesh and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt faiweth: but God is t-the stwength of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
heawt, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

73:27 Fow, wo, they that awe faw fwom thee shaww pewish: t-thou hast 
destwoyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that go a whowing fwom thee. 

7-73:28 But it is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to G-God: I have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-twust 
in t-the Wowd GOD, that I may decwawe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wowks. 



74:1 O-O G-God, why hast t-thou cast us off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? why doth thinye angew 
smoke against t-the sheep of thy pastuwe? 

74:2 Wemembew thy congwegation, which t-thou hast (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased of o-owd; t-the 
wod of thinye inhewitance, which t-thou hast wedeemed; this mount Zion, 
whewein t-thou hast d-dwewt. 

74:3 W-Wift up thy feet u-unto t-the pewpetuaw desowations; even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
t-the enyemy hath donye wickedwy in t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

74:4 T-Thinye enyemies woaw in t-the m-midst of thy congwegations; they s-set up 
theiw ensigns (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow signs. 

7-74:5 A-A man w-was famous a-accowding as he h-had w-wifted up a-axes upon t-the 
thick twees. 

74:6 But nyow they bweak down t-the cawved wowk theweof a-at o-once with a-axes 
and hammews. 

7-74:7 They have cast fiwe into thy s-sanctuawy, they have defiwed by 
c-casting down t-the dwewwing pwace of thy nyame to t-the gwound. 

74:8 They said in theiw heawts, Wet us d-destwoy t-them togethew: they 
have buwnyed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the synyagogues of God in t-the wand. 

74:9 We s-see nyot ouw signs: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo mowe any p-pwophet: nyeithew is 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe among us any that k-knyoweth how wong. 

74:10 O-O G-God, how wong shaww t-the a-advewsawy wepwoach? shaww t-the enyemy 
bwaspheme thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? 

74:11 Why withdwawest t-thou thy hand, even thy wight hand? pwuck it out 
of thy bosom. 

74:12 Fow God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my King of o-owd, wowking sawvation in t-the m-midst of t-the 
eawth. 

74:13 T-Thou didst divide t-the sea by thy stwength: t-thou bwakest t-the 
heads of t-the dwagons in t-the watews. 

7-74:14 T-Thou bwakest t-the heads of weviathan in p-pieces, and gavest him to 
be meat to t-the peopwe inhabiting t-the wiwdewnyess. 

74:15 T-Thou didst cweave t-the fountain and t-the f-fwood: t-thou dwiedst up 
mighty wivews. 

74:16 The day is thinye, t-the nyight awso is thinye: t-thou hast pwepawed 
t-the wight and t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

74:17 T-Thou hast s-set (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-bowdews of t-the eawth: t-thou hast m-made 
summew and wintew. 

74:18 Wemembew this, that t-the enyemy hath (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wepwoached, O-O WOWD, and that 
t-the foowish peopwe have bwasphemed thy nyame. 

74:19 O-O d-dewivew nyot t-the souw of thy tuwtwedove u-unto t-the muwtitude of 
t-the wicked: fowget nyot t-the c-congwegation of thy poow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

7-74:20 H-Have wespect u-unto t-the covenyant: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dawk pwaces of t-the eawth 
awe f-fuww of t-the habitations of cwuewty. 

74:21 O-O wet nyot t-the oppwessed (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn ashamed: wet t-the poow and nyeedy 
pwaise thy nyame. 

7-74:22 Awise, O-O G-God, pwead thinye own (=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew how t-the foowish 
man w-wepwoacheth thee daiwy. 

74:23 (´ ω `♡) F-Fowget nyot t-the voice of thinye e-enyemies: t-the t-tumuwt of those that 
(☆ω☆) w-wise up against thee incweaseth continyuawwy. 



75:1 Unto thee, O-O G-God, (^-^*)/ d-do we g-give thanks, u-unto thee (^-^*)/ d-do we g-give t-thanks: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that thy nyame is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw thy wondwous wowks decwawe. 

75:2 When I shaww weceive t-the c-congwegation I wiww j-judge upwightwy. 

75:3 The eawth and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants theweof awe dissowved: I beaw 
up t-the piwwaws of it. Sewah. 

75:4 I said u-unto t-the f-foows, Deaw nyot foowishwy: and to t-the w-wicked, 
W-Wift nyot up t-the h-hown: 

75:5 W-Wift nyot up youw (・_・ヾ h-hown on high: speak nyot with a stiff nyeck. 

7-75:6 Fow pwomotion cometh nyeithew fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fwom t-the west, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow fwom t-the south. 

75:7 But God is t-the judge: he putteth down o-onye, and setteth up 
anyothew. 

7-75:8 Fow in t-the hand of t-the WOWD (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a cup, and t-the winye is wed; 
it is f-fuww of m-mixtuwe; and he pouweth out of t-the same: but t-the dwegs 
t-theweof, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wicked of t-the eawth shaww wwing t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and dwink 
them. 

75:9 But I wiww decwawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; I wiww sing p-pwaises to t-the God of 
Jacob. 

7-75:10 Aww t-the howns of t-the wicked awso wiww I cut off; but t-the howns 
of t-the wighteous shaww be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 



76:1 In Judah is God knyown: his nyame is gweat in Iswaew. 

76:2 In Sawem awso is his tabewnyacwe, and his dwewwing pwace in Z-Zion. 

76:3 Thewe bwake he t-the awwows of t-the b-bow, t-the s-shiewd, and t-the swowd, 
and t-the battwe. Sewah. 

76:4 T-Thou awt mowe gwowious and excewwent than t-the mountains of pwey. 

76:5 The (＃`Д´) s-stoutheawted awe spoiwed, they have swept theiw sweep: and 
nyonye of t-the men of m-might have f-found theiw hands. 

7-76:6 {{ (>_<) }} A-At thy webuke, O-O God of Jacob, both t-the chawiot and h-howse awe 
cast into a dead sweep. 

(＾▽＾') 7-76:7 Thou, even thou, awt to be feawed: and who may stand in thy sight 
when o-once t-thou awt angwy? 

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *cries* 7-76:8 T-Thou didst c-cause j-judgment to be heawd fwom heaven; t-the eawth 
feawed, and w-was stiww, 

76:9 When God awose to j-judgment, to s-save (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the meek of t-the eawth. 
Sewah. 

76:10 S-Suwewy t-the wwath of man shaww pwaise t-thee: t-the w-wemaindew of 
wwath shawt t-thou westwain. 

76:11 Vow, and pay u-unto t-the WOWD youw G-God: wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that be (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about 
him bwing pwesents u-unto him that ought to be feawed. 

7-76:12 He shaww cut off t-the spiwit of pwinces: he is t-tewwibwe to t-the 
kings of t-the eawth. 



77:1 I cwied u-unto God with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, even u-unto God with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; and 
he gave eaw u-unto me. 

77:2 In t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe I sought t-the Wowd: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowe wan in t-the 
nyight, and ceased nyot: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw wefused to be comfowted. 

77:3 I wemembewed G-God, and w-was twoubwed: I compwainyed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit 
w-was ovewwhewmed. Sewah. 

77:4 T-Thou howdest minye eyes waking: I am so twoubwed that I c-cannyot 
s-speak. 

77:5 I have considewed t-the days of o-owd, t-the yeaws of (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient times. 

77:6 I caww to w-wemembwance o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my song in t-the nyight: I communye with minye 
own (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit m-made d-diwigent seawch. 

77:7 W-Wiww t-the Wowd cast off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? and wiww he be favouwabwe nyo 
mowe? 

7-77:8 Is his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy cwean gonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? doth his pwomise faiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evewmowe? 

77:9 Hath God fowgotten to be gwacious? hath he in angew s-shut up his 
tendew mewcies? Sewah. 

77:10 And I said, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my infiwmity: but I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the yeaws 
of t-the wight hand of t-the most High. 

77:11 I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the wowks of t-the WOWD: suwewy I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew 
thy w-wondews of owd. 

77:12 I wiww meditate awso of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wowk, and tawk of thy doings. 

77:13 Thy way, O-O G-God, is in t-the s-sanctuawy: who is so gweat a God as 
ouw God? 

(ノωヽ) *shuffles closer* 7-77:14 T-Thou awt t-the God that doest wondews: t-thou hast d-decwawed thy 
stwength among t-the peopwe. 

77:15 T-Thou hast with thinye a-awm wedeemed thy p-peopwe, t-the sons of J-Jacob 
and Joseph. Sewah. 

77:16 The watews saw thee, O-O G-God, t-the watews saw thee; they wewe 
afwaid: t-the depths awso wewe twoubwed. 

7-77:17 The cwouds pouwed out watew: t-the skies sent out a sound: thinye 
awwows awso went abwoad. 

77:18 The voice of thy thundew w-was in t-the heaven: t-the wightnyings 
wightenyed t-the wowwd: t-the eawth twembwed and s-shook. 

77:19 Thy w-way is in t-the sea, and thy ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path in t-the gweat w-watews, and thy 
footsteps awe nyot knyown. 

7-77:20 T-Thou weddest thy peopwe w-wike a fwock by t-the hand of Moses and 
Aawon. 



7-78:1 Give eaw, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waw: i-incwinye youw eaws to t-the w-wowds 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

78:2 I wiww open o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth in a p-pawabwe: I wiww uttew dawk sayings of 
owd: 

78:3 W-Which we have heawd and (≧◡≦) k-knyown, and ouw f-fathews have towd us. 

78:4 We wiww nyot hide t-them fwom theiw c-chiwdwen, shewing to t-the 
genyewation to come t-the p-pwaises of t-the WOWD, and his stwength, and his 
wondewfuw wowks that he hath donye. 

78:5 Fow he estabwished a t-testimony in Jacob, and appointed a (☆▽☆) w-waw in 
I-Iswaew, which he commanded ouw fathews, that they shouwd make t-them 
knyown to theiw chiwdwen: 

78:6 That t-the genyewation to come m-might knyow t-them, even t-the chiwdwen 
which shouwd be (=`ω´=) b-bown; who shouwd a-awise and decwawe t-them to theiw 
chiwdwen: 

78:7 That they m-might s-set theiw hope in G-God, and nyot fowget t-the wowks 
of G-God, but keep his commandments: 

78:8 And m-might nyot be as theiw fathews, a stubbown and webewwious 
g-genyewation; a genyewation that s-set nyot theiw heawt a-awight, and whose 
spiwit w-was nyot stedfast with God. 

7-78:9 The chiwdwen of Ephwaim, being awmed, and cawwying bows, (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
back in t-the day of battwe. 

7-78:10 They kept nyot t-the c-covenyant of G-God, and wefused to wawk in his 
waw; 

78:11 And fowgat his wowks, and his w-wondews that he h-had shewed them. 

78:12 Mawvewwous things did he in t-the sight of theiw fathews, in t-the 
wand of Egypt, in t-the fiewd of (-_-) Z-Zoan. 

78:13 He d-divided t-the sea, and caused t-them to pass thwough; and he m-made 
t-the watews to stand as an heap. 

78:14 In t-the daytime awso he w-wed t-them with a c-cwoud, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight 
with a wight of fiwe. 

78:15 He (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave t-the wocks in t-the wiwdewnyess, and gave t-them dwink as out 
of t-the gweat depths. 

78:16 He b-bwought stweams awso out of t-the wock, and caused watews to 
w-wun down w-wike wivews. 

78:17 And they sinnyed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet mowe against him by pwovoking t-the most High 
in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

78:18 And they tempted God in theiw heawt by asking meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
w-wust. 

(>_<) 7-78:19 Yea, they spake against God; they said, Can God fuwnyish a tabwe 
in t-the wiwdewnyess? 

78:20 Behowd, he smote t-the wock, that t-the watews gushed (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-the 
stweams ovewfwowed; c-can he g-give bwead awso? c-can he pwovide fwesh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
his peopwe? 

78:21 Thewefowe t-the WOWD heawd this, and w-was wwoth: so a fiwe w-was 
kindwed against Jacob, and angew awso came up against I-Iswaew; 

78:22 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they bewieved nyot in G-God, and twusted nyot in his 
sawvation: 

78:23 Though he h-had commanded t-the cwouds fwom above, and openyed t-the 
doows of heaven, 

78:24 And h-had wainyed down mannya upon t-them to eat, and h-had given t-them 
of t-the cown of heaven. 

78:25 Man did e-eat (o_O) *teleports behind you* a-angews' food: he sent t-them meat to t-the fuww. 

78:26 He caused an east wind to b-bwow in t-the heaven: and by his p-powew 
he b-bwought in t-the south wind. 

78:27 He wainyed fwesh awso upon t-them as dust, and feathewed f-fowws w-wike 
as t-the sand of t-the sea: 

78:28 And he wet it faww in t-the m-midst of theiw camp, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about theiw 
habitations. 

78:29 S-So they did eat, and wewe w-weww fiwwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he gave t-them theiw 
own desiwe; 

(*^.^*) 7-78:30 They wewe nyot estwanged fwom theiw w-wust. But whiwe theiw meat 
w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in theiw m-mouths, 

78:31 The wwath of God came upon t-them, and swew t-the f-fattest of t-them, 
and smote down t-the chosen men of Iswaew. 

78:32 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this they sinnyed stiww, and bewieved nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
wondwous wowks. 

7-78:33 Thewefowe theiw days did he consume in v-vanyity, and theiw yeaws 
in twoubwe. 

7-78:34 When he swew t-them, t-then they sought him: and they wetuwnyed and 
enquiwed eawwy aftew God. 

78:35 And they wemembewed that God w-was theiw wock, and t-the high God 
theiw wedeemew. 

78:36 Nyevewthewess they did fwattew him with theiw mouth, and they 
wied u-unto him with theiw tongues. 

7-78:37 Fow theiw heawt w-was nyot wight with him, nyeithew wewe they 
stedfast in his covenyant. 

78:38 But he, being f-fuww of compassion, f-fowgave theiw inyiquity, and 
destwoyed t-them nyot: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, many a time (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed he his angew away, and did 
nyot stiw up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wwath. 

7-78:39 Fow he wemembewed that they wewe but fwesh; a wind that passeth 
away, and cometh nyot again. 

78:40 How oft did they pwovoke him in t-the wiwdewnyess, and gwieve him 
in t-the desewt! 

78:41 Yea, they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back and tempted G-God, and wimited t-the Howy Onye 
of Iswaew. 

78:42 They wemembewed nyot his hand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the day when he dewivewed t-them 
fwom t-the enyemy. 

78:43 How he h-had wwought his signs in Egypt, and his w-wondews in t-the 
fiewd of (-_-) Z-Zoan. 

78:44 And h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews into bwood; and theiw f-fwoods, that 
they couwd nyot d-dwink. 

7-78:45 He sent divews sowts of fwies among t-them, which devouwed t-them; 
and fwogs, which destwoyed them. 

(´-ω-`) 7-78:46 He gave awso theiw incwease u-unto t-the catewpiwwew, and theiw 
wabouw u-unto t-the wocust. 

78:47 He destwoyed theiw vinyes with haiw, and theiw sycomowe twees 
with (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ f-fwost. 

78:48 He gave up theiw cattwe awso to t-the haiw, and theiw f-fwocks to 
hot thundewbowts. 

78:49 He cast upon t-them t-the fiewcenyess of his angew, wwath, and 
i-indignyation, and twoubwe, by sending eviw angews among them. 

78:50 He m-made a w-way to his angew; he spawed nyot theiw souw fwom d-death, 
but gave theiw wife o-ovew to t-the p-pestiwence; 

78:51 And smote (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in Egypt; t-the chief of theiw 
stwength in t-the tabewnyacwes of H-Ham: 

78:52 But m-made his own peopwe to go fowth w-wike sheep, and guided t-them 
in t-the wiwdewnyess w-wike a fwock. 

78:53 And he w-wed t-them on safewy, so that they feawed nyot: but t-the sea 
o-ovewwhewmed theiw enyemies. 

78:54 And he b-bwought t-them to t-the bowdew of his s-sanctuawy, even to this 
mountain, which his wight hand h-had p-puwchased. 

(≧◡≦) 7-78:55 He cast out t-the heathen awso befowe t-them, and d-divided t-them an 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance by winye, and m-made t-the twibes of Iswaew to dweww in theiw 
tents. 

7-78:56 Y-Yet they tempted and p-pwovoked t-the most high G-God, and kept nyot 
his t-testimonyies: 

7-78:57 But (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and d-deawt u-unfaithfuwwy w-wike theiw fathews: they 
wewe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside w-wike a deceitfuw b-bow. 

78:58 Fow they p-pwovoked him to angew with theiw high pwaces, and moved 
him to jeawousy with theiw gwaven images. 

78:59 When God heawd this, he w-was w-wwoth, and gweatwy a-abhowwed Iswaew: 

78:60 S-So that he fowsook t-the tabewnyacwe of S-Shiwoh, t-the >_> t-tent which he 
pwaced among men; 

78:61 And dewivewed his stwength into c-captivity, and his gwowy into 
t-the enyemy's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

78:62 He gave his peopwe o-ovew awso u-unto t-the swowd; and w-was wwoth with 
his inhewitance. 

78:63 The fiwe consumed theiw young men; and theiw maidens wewe nyot 
given to mawwiage. 

78:64 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw pwiests feww by t-the swowd; and theiw widows m-made nyo 
wamentation. 

78:65 T-Then t-the WOWD awaked as onye out of sweep, and w-wike a mighty man 
that s-shouteth by w-weason of winye. 

78:66 And he smote his enyemies in t-the hindew pawts: he put t-them to a 
pewpetuaw wepwoach. 

78:67 Moweovew he wefused t-the tabewnyacwe of Joseph, and chose nyot t-the 
twibe of Ephwaim: 

7-78:68 But chose t-the twibe of Judah, t-the mount Zion which he w-woved. 

78:69 And he b-buiwt his sanctuawy w-wike high pawaces, w-wike t-the eawth 
which he hath estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

78:70 He chose David awso his s-sewvant, and took him fwom t-the 
s-sheepfowds: 

78:71 Fwom fowwowing t-the ewes gweat with young he b-bwought him to feed 
J-Jacob his p-peopwe, and Iswaew his inhewitance. 

78:72 S-So he fed t-them a-accowding to t-the :33 i-integwity of his heawt; and 
guided t-them by t-the skiwfuwnyess of his hands. 



79:1 O-O G-God, t-the heathen awe come into thinye inhewitance; thy h-howy 
tempwe have they defiwed; they have w-waid Jewusawem on heaps. 

79:2 The dead bodies of thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants have they given to be meat u-unto 
t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven, t-the fwesh of thy saints u-unto t-the b-beasts of 
t-the eawth. 

79:3 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood have they shed w-wike w-watew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Jewusawem; and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to buwy them. 

79:4 We awe become a wepwoach to ouw nyeighbouws, a s-scown and dewision 
to t-them that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about us. 

79:5 How w-wong, WOWD? wiwt t-thou be angwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? shaww thy jeawousy 
buwn w-wike f-fiwe? 

79:6 Pouw out thy wwath upon t-the heathen that have nyot knyown thee, and 
upon t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms that have nyot cawwed upon thy nyame. 

79:7 Fow they have devouwed Jacob, and w-waid waste his dwewwing pwace. 

79:8 O-O (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew nyot against us f-fowmew inyiquities: wet thy tendew 
mewcies s-speediwy pwevent us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe b-bwought vewy wow. 

79:9 Hewp u-us, O-O God of ouw sawvation, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of thy nyame: and 
d-dewivew u-us, and puwge away ouw sins, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame's sake. 

79:10 Whewefowe shouwd t-the heathen say, Whewe is theiw God? wet him be 
knyown among t-the heathen in ouw sight by t-the wevenging of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of 
thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants which is shed. 

79:11 Wet t-the sighing of t-the pwisonyew come befowe thee; a-accowding to 
t-the gweatnyess of thy p-powew pwesewve t-thou those that awe appointed to 
die; 

79:12 And w-wendew u-unto ouw uWu n-nyeighbouws s-sevenfowd into theiw b-bosom theiw 
wepwoach, whewewith they have wepwoached thee, O-O Wowd. 

7-79:13 S-So we thy peopwe and sheep of thy pastuwe wiww g-give thee thanks 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: we wiww s-shew fowth thy pwaise to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. 



80:1 Give eaw, O-O Shephewd of I-Iswaew, t-thou that w-weadest Joseph w-wike a 
fwock; t-thou that dwewwest b-between t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye f-fowth. 

80:2 Befowe Ephwaim and Benjamin and Manyasseh stiw up thy stwength, 
and come and s-save us. 

80:3 T-Tuwn us again, O-O G-God, and c-cause thy f-face to s-shinye; and we shaww 
be saved. 

8-80:4 O-O WOWD God of hosts, how wong wiwt t-thou be angwy against t-the 
pwayew of thy peopwe? 

80:5 T-Thou feedest t-them with t-the bwead of teaws; and (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest t-them teaws 
to dwink in gweat measuwe. 

80:6 T-Thou makest us a stwife u-unto ouw nyeighbouws: and ouw enyemies 
waugh among themsewves. 

80:7 T-Tuwn us again, O-O God of hosts, and c-cause thy f-face to s-shinye; and 
we shaww be saved. 

80:8 T-Thou hast b-bwought a vinye out of Egypt: t-thou hast cast out t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and pwanted it. 

80:9 T-Thou pwepawedst woom befowe it, and didst c-cause it to o(>ω<)o t-take (☆▽☆) d-deep 
woot, and it fiwwed t-the wand. 

80:10 The hiwws wewe covewed with t-the shadow of it, and t-the boughs 
theweof wewe w-wike t-the goodwy cedaws. 

80:11 She sent out hew boughs u-unto t-the sea, and hew bwanches u-unto t-the 
:3 w-wivew. 

80:12 Why hast t-thou t-then bwoken down hew hedges, so that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they 
which pass by t-the w-way (^-^*)/ d-do pwuck h-hew? 

80:13 The boaw out of t-the w-wood doth waste it, and t-the wiwd beast of 
t-the fiewd doth devouw it. 

80:14 Wetuwn, we b-beseech thee, O-O God of h-hosts: wook down fwom heaven, 
and b-behowd, and v-visit this v-vinye; 

80:15 And t-the vinyeyawd which thy wight hand hath pwanted, and t-the 
bwanch that t-thou madest stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thysewf. 

80:16 I-It is buwnyed with f-fiwe, it is cut down: they pewish a-at t-the 
webuke of thy c-countenyance. 

80:17 Wet thy hand be upon t-the man of thy wight hand, upon t-the son of 
man whom t-thou madest stwong (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thysewf. 

(o-_-o) 8-80:18 S-So wiww nyot we go back fwom t-thee: quicken u-us, and we wiww caww 
upon thy nyame. 

8-80:19 T-Tuwn us again, O-O WOWD God of hosts, c-cause thy f-face to s-shinye; and 
we shaww be saved. 



ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 8-81:1 Sing awoud u-unto God ouw stwength: make a joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise u-unto t-the 
God of Jacob. 

(ノωヽ) 8-81:2 Take a psawm, and bwing hithew t-the t-timbwew, t-the pweasant hawp 
with t-the psawtewy. 

81:3 Bwow up t-the twumpet in t-the nyew moon, in t-the time appointed, on 
ouw sowemn (♡°▽°♡) f-feast d-day. 

81:4 Fow this w-was a statute (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Iswaew, and a (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the God of Jacob. 

81:5 This he o-owdainyed in Joseph (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a testimony, when he went out 
thwough t-the wand of Egypt: whewe I heawd a wanguage that I undewstood 
n-nyot. 

81:6 I w-wemoved his shouwdew fwom t-the buwden: his h-hands wewe dewivewed 
fwom t-the pots. 

8-81:7 T-Thou cawwedst in twoubwe, and I dewivewed thee; I answewed thee 
in t-the secwet pwace of t-thundew: I pwoved thee a-at t-the watews of 
Mewibah. 

Sewah. 

8-81:8 Heaw, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww t-testify u-unto t-thee: O-O I-Iswaew, if 
t-thou wiwt heawken u-unto m-me; 

8-81:9 Thewe shaww nyo s-stwange (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god be in thee; nyeithew shawt t-thou w-wowship 
any s-stwange god. 

(=^ ◡ ^=) 8-81:10 I am t-the WOWD thy G-God, which b-bwought thee out of t-the wand of 
Egypt: open thy mouth w-wide, and I wiww fiww it. 

8-81:11 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe w-wouwd nyot heawken to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; and Iswaew w-wouwd 
nyonye of me. 

81:12 S-So I gave t-them up u-unto theiw own (^-^*)/ h-heawts' w-wust: and they wawked 
in theiw own c-counsews. 

8-81:13 O-Oh that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe h-had heawkenyed u-unto me, and Iswaew h-had wawked 
in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways! 

81:14 I shouwd soon have subdued theiw >_> e-enyemies, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand 
against theiw advewsawies. 

81:15 The hatews of t-the WOWD shouwd have s-submitted themsewves u-unto 
him: but theiw time shouwd have enduwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

81:16 He shouwd have fed t-them awso with t-the finyest of t-the wheat: and 
with honyey out of t-the w-wock shouwd I have satisfied thee. 



82:1 God standeth in t-the c-congwegation of t-the m-mighty; he j-judgeth among 
t-the gods. 

82:2 How wong wiww ye j-judge unjustwy, and a-accept t-the p-pewsons of t-the 
wicked? Sewah. 

82:3 Defend t-the poow and fathewwess: (^-^*)/ d-do justice to t-the affwicted and 
nyeedy. 

82:4 D-Dewivew t-the poow and n-nyeedy: wid t-them out of t-the hand of t-the 
wicked. 

82:5 They knyow nyot, nyeithew wiww they u-undewstand; they wawk on in 
dawknyess: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the foundations of t-the eawth awe out of couwse. 

82:6 I have said, Ye awe gods; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of you awe chiwdwen of t-the most 
High. 

8-82:7 But ye shaww die w-wike men, and faww w-wike onye of t-the p-pwinces. 

82:8 Awise, O-O G-God, j-judge t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt i-inhewit (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
nyations. 



83:1 Keep nyot t-thou siwence, O-O G-God: h-howd nyot thy p-peace, and be nyot 
stiww, O-O God. 

83:2 Fow, wo, thinye enyemies make a t-tumuwt: and they that hate thee 
have w-wifted up t-the head. 

83:3 They have taken c-cwafty counsew against thy p-peopwe, and c-consuwted 
against thy ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden onyes. 

83:4 They have said, Come, and wet us cut t-them off fwom being a 
nyation; that t-the nyame of Iswaew may be nyo mowe in wemembwance. 

(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 8-83:5 Fow they have c-consuwted togethew with onye c-consent: they awe 
{{ (>_<) }} c-confedewate against t-thee: 

8-83:6 The tabewnyacwes of Edom, and t-the Ishmaewites; of M-Moab, and t-the 
H-Hagawenyes; 

8-83:7 G-Gebaw, and Ammon, and Amawek; t-the Phiwistinyes with t-the 
i-inhabitants of T-Tywe; 

83:8 Assuw awso is j-joinyed with (=`ω´=) t-them: they have howpen t-the chiwdwen of 
Wot. 

Sewah. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 8-83:9 Do u-unto t-them as u-unto t-the Midianyites; as to Sisewa, as to Jabin, 
a-at t-the b-bwook of Kison: 

(o-_-o) 8-83:10 W-Which pewished a-at Endow: they became as (* ^ ω ^) d-dung (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eawth. 

83:11 Make theiw nyobwes w-wike Oweb, and w-wike Zeeb: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
pwinces as Zebah, and as Z-Zawmunnya: 

8-83:12 Who said, Wet us o(>ω<)o t-take to ouwsewves t-the houses of God in 
p-possession. 

83:13 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, make t-them w-wike a wheew; as t-the s-stubbwe befowe t-the 
wind. 

83:14 As t-the fiwe buwnyeth a wood, and as t-the fwame setteth t-the 
mountains on fiwe; 

83:15 S-So pewsecute t-them with thy tempest, and make t-them afwaid with 
thy stowm. 

83:16 Fiww theiw faces with shame; that they may seek thy nyame, O-O 
WOWD. 

83:17 Wet t-them be confounded and twoubwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet t-them be 
put to shame, and pewish: 

83:18 That men may knyow that thou, whose nyame awonye is JEHOVAH, awt 
t-the most high o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 



84:1 How amiabwe awe thy tabewnyacwes, O-O WOWD of h-hosts! 

84:2 My souw wongeth, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, even fainteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwts of t-the WOWD: 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh cwieth out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wiving God. 

(✯◡✯) 8-84:3 Yea, t-the spawwow hath f-found an h-house, and t-the swawwow a (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
hewsewf, whewe she may way hew (O.O) y-young, even thinye awtaws, O-O WOWD of 
hosts, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my K-King, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

8-84:4 Bwessed awe they that dweww in thy house: they wiww be stiww 
pwaising thee. Sewah. 

8-84:5 Bwessed is t-the man whose stwength is in thee; in whose heawt awe 
t-the ways of them. 

84:6 Who p-passing thwough t-the vawwey of B-Baca make it a w-weww; t-the wain 
awso fiwweth t-the p-poows. 

{{ (>_<) }} *cries* 8-84:7 They go fwom stwength to stwength, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them in Zion 
appeaweth befowe God. 

8-84:8 O-O WOWD God of hosts, h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew: g-give eaw, O-O God of Jacob. 
Sewah. 

84:9 Behowd, O-O God ouw s-shiewd, and wook upon t-the f-face of thinye 
anyointed. 

8-84:10 Fow a day in thy couwts is bettew than a thousand. I h-had wathew 
be a d-doowkeepew in t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, than to dweww in t-the tents of 
wickednyess. 

8-84:11 Fow t-the WOWD God is a sun and shiewd: t-the WOWD wiww g-give gwace 
and gwowy: nyo g-good t-thing wiww he withhowd fwom t-them that wawk 
upwightwy. 

8-84:12 O-O WOWD of hosts, bwessed is t-the man that t-twusteth in thee. 



8-85:1 W-Wowd, t-thou hast b-been favouwabwe u-unto thy wand: t-thou hast b-bwought 
back t-the captivity of Jacob. 

85:2 T-Thou hast fowgiven t-the i-inyiquity of thy p-peopwe, t-thou hast covewed 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw sin. Sewah. 

85:3 T-Thou hast taken away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy w-wwath: t-thou hast (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-thysewf fwom 
t-the fiewcenyess of thinye angew. 

85:4 T-Tuwn u-us, O-O God of ouw sawvation, and c-cause thinye angew towawd us 
to cease. 

85:5 Wiwt t-thou be angwy with us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? wiwt t-thou d-dwaw out thinye 
angew to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations? 

85:6 Wiwt t-thou nyot w-wevive us ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: that thy peopwe may wejoice in 
thee? 

85:7 Shew us thy m-mewcy, O-O WOWD, and gwant us thy s-sawvation. 

85:8 I wiww h-heaw what God t-the WOWD wiww speak: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww speak peace 
u-unto his p-peopwe, and to his s-saints: but wet t-them nyot tuwn again to 
fowwy. 

x3 8-85:9 S-Suwewy his sawvation is nyigh t-them that f-feaw h-him; that gwowy may 
dweww in ouw wand. 

85:10 M-Mewcy and twuth awe met togethew; wighteousnyess and peace have 
kissed each o-othew. 

85:11 Twuth shaww spwing out of t-the eawth; and wighteousnyess shaww 
wook down fwom heaven. 

85:12 Yea, t-the WOWD shaww g-give that which is good; and ouw wand shaww 
yiewd hew i-incwease. 

8-85:13 Wighteousnyess shaww go befowe h-him; and shaww s-set us in t-the w-way 
of his steps. 



8-86:1 Bow down thinye eaw, O-O WOWD, h-heaw me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am poow and nyeedy. 

86:2 Pwesewve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am howy: O-O t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, s-save thy sewvant 
that t-twusteth in thee. 

86:3 (☆▽☆) B-Be m-mewcifuw u-unto me, O-O Wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto thee daiwy. 

8-86:4 Wejoice t-the souw of thy sewvant: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto thee, O-O W-Wowd, (^-^*)/ d-do I wift 
up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

86:5 Fow thou, W-Wowd, awt g-good, and weady to fowgive; and p-pwenteous in 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that caww upon thee. 

8-86:6 Give eaw, O-O WOWD, u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew; and a-attend to t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
suppwications. 

86:7 In t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe I wiww caww upon t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wiwt 
answew me. 

86:8 Among t-the gods (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike u-unto thee, O-O Wowd; nyeithew awe 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any wowks w-wike u-unto thy wowks. 

86:9 Aww nyations whom t-thou hast m-made shaww come and w-wowship befowe 
thee, O-O Wowd; and shaww gwowify thy nyame. 

86:10 Fow t-thou awt g-gweat, and doest wondwous things: t-thou awt God 
awonye. 

8-86:11 Teach m-me thy way, O-O WOWD; I wiww wawk in thy twuth: unyite o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
heawt to f-feaw thy nyame. 

86:12 I wiww pwaise thee, O-O Wowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and I wiww 
gwowify thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 

86:13 Fow gweat is thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy towawd me: and t-thou hast dewivewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
souw fwom t-the w-wowest heww. 

8-86:14 O-O G-God, t-the pwoud awe wisen against me, and t-the a-assembwies of 
viowent men have sought aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; and have nyot s-set thee befowe 
them. 

86:15 But thou, O-O W-Wowd, awt a God f-fuww of compassion, and g-gwacious, 
wong suffewing, and p-pwenteous in (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth. 

86:16 O-O tuwn u-unto me, and have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon m-me; g-give thy stwength u-unto 
thy s-sewvant, and s-save t-the son of thinye handmaid. 

86:17 Shew m-me a token (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good; that they which hate m-me may s-see it, 
and be ashamed: because thou, WOWD, hast howpen me, and c-comfowted me. 



87:1 His f-foundation is in t-the h-howy mountains. 

87:2 The WOWD woveth t-the gates of Zion mowe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the dwewwings of 
Jacob. 

87:3 Gwowious things awe spoken of thee, O-O city of God. Sewah. 

87:4 I wiww make mention of Wahab and Babywon to t-them that knyow me: 
(x_x)V b-behowd P-Phiwistia, and T-Tywe, with Ethiopia; this man w-was bown thewe. 

87:5 And of Zion it shaww be said, This and that man w-was bown in hew: 
and t-the highest himsewf shaww estabwish hew. 

87:6 The WOWD shaww count, when he wwiteth up t-the p-peopwe, that this 
man w-was bown thewe. Sewah. 

8-87:7 As w-weww t-the s-singews as t-the pwayews on instwuments shaww be thewe: 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spwings awe in thee. 



88:1 O-O wowd God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation, I have cwied day and nyight befowe 
t-thee: 

88:2 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew come befowe t-thee: i-incwinye thinye eaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy; 

88:3 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is f-fuww of twoubwes: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife dwaweth nyigh u-unto 
t-the gwave. 

88:4 I am c-counted with t-them that go down into t-the pit: I am as a man 
that hath nyo stwength: 

88:5 Fwee among t-the dead, w-wike t-the s-swain that w-wie in t-the gwave, whom 
t-thou wemembewest nyo mowe: and they awe cut off fwom thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

8-88:6 T-Thou hast w-waid m-me in t-the w-wowest pit, in dawknyess, in t-the deeps. 

88:7 Thy wwath wieth hawd upon me, and t-thou hast affwicted m-me with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thy waves. Sewah. 

88:8 T-Thou hast put away minye acquaintance faw fwom m-me; t-thou hast m-made 
m-me an a-abominyation u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: I am s-shut up, and I c-cannyot come f-fowth. 

88:9 M-Minye eye mouwnyeth by w-weason of a-affwiction: WOWD, I have cawwed 
daiwy upon thee, I have stwetched out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands u-unto thee. 

88:10 Wiwt t-thou s-shew w-wondews to t-the dead? shaww t-the dead a-awise and 
pwaise thee? Sewah. 

8-88:11 Shaww thy wovingkindnyess be d-decwawed in t-the gwave? ow thy 
faithfuwnyess in destwuction? 

88:12 Shaww thy w-wondews be knyown in t-the dawk? and thy wighteousnyess in 
t-the wand of fowgetfuwnyess? 

88:13 But u-unto thee have I cwied, O-O WOWD; and in t-the mownying shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pwayew pwevent thee. 

88:14 WOWD, why c-castest t-thou off o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw? why hidest t-thou thy f-face 
fwom m-me? 

88:15 I am affwicted and weady to die fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth up: whiwe I s-suffew 
thy tewwows I am d-distwacted. 

8-88:16 Thy fiewce wwath goeth o-ovew m-me; thy tewwows have cut m-me off. 

88:17 They came (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about m-me daiwy w-wike watew; they compassed m-me 
about togethew. 

88:18 W-Wovew and fwiend hast t-thou put faw fwom me, and minye 
acquaintance into dawknyess. 



89:1 I wiww sing of t-the mewcies of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth 
wiww I make knyown thy faithfuwnyess to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. 

89:2 Fow I have said, M-Mewcy shaww be b-buiwt up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: thy 
faithfuwnyess shawt t-thou estabwish in t-the vewy (´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* 8-89:3 I have m-made a c-covenyant with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chosen, I have swown u-unto David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-sewvant, 

(=^ ◡ ^=) 8-89:4 Thy seed wiww I estabwish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and buiwd up thy t-thwonye to 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. Sewah. 

(-ω-、) 8-89:5 And t-the h-heavens shaww pwaise thy wondews, O-O WOWD: thy 
faithfuwnyess awso in t-the c-congwegation of t-the saints. 

89:6 Fow who in t-the heaven c-can be compawed u-unto t-the WOWD? who among 
t-the sons of t-the mighty c-can be wikenyed u-unto t-the WOWD? 

89:7 God is gweatwy to be feawed in t-the assembwy of t-the saints, and to 
be h-had in wevewence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that awe about h-him. 

89:8 O-O WOWD God of hosts, who is a stwong WOWD w-wike u-unto thee? ow to 
thy faithfuwnyess (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thee? 

89:9 T-Thou wuwest t-the w-waging of t-the sea: when t-the waves theweof a-awise, 
t-thou stiwwest them. 

89:10 T-Thou hast bwoken Wahab in p-pieces, as onye that is swain; t-thou 
hast scattewed thinye enyemies with thy stwong awm. 

89:11 The h-heavens awe thinye, t-the eawth awso is thinye: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowwd 
and t-the fuwnyess t-theweof, t-thou hast founded them. 

8-89:12 The nyowth and t-the south t-thou hast cweated (=`ω´=) t-them: (*´▽`*) T-Tabow and Hewmon 
shaww wejoice in thy nyame. 

89:13 T-Thou hast a mighty a-awm: stwong is thy hand, and high is thy 
wight ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

89:14 J-Justice and j-judgment awe t-the h-habitation of thy thwonye: (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and 
twuth shaww go befowe thy (￣ω￣) f-face. 

89:15 Bwessed is t-the peopwe that knyow t-the joyfuw sound: they shaww 
wawk, O-O WOWD, in t-the wight of thy c-countenyance. 

89:16 In thy nyame shaww they wejoice (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day: and in thy 
wighteousnyess shaww they be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 

89:17 Fow t-thou awt t-the gwowy of theiw stwength: and in thy favouw ouw 
(・_・ヾ h-hown shaww be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 

89:18 Fow t-the WOWD is ouw defence; and t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew is ouw 
king. 

89:19 T-Then t-thou s-spakest in vision to thy h-howy o-onye, and saidst, I have 
w-waid hewp upon onye that is m-mighty; I have exawted onye chosen out of 
t-the peopwe. 

89:20 I have f-found David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant; with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy oiw have I anyointed 
him: 

89:21 With whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand shaww be estabwished: minye a-awm awso shaww 
stwengthen h-him. 

8-89:22 The enyemy shaww nyot exact upon h-him; (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the son of w-wickednyess 
affwict h-him. 

89:23 And I wiww beat down his foes befowe his face, and pwague t-them 
that hate h-him. 

89:24 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my faithfuwnyess and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´-ω-`) m-mewcy shaww be with him: and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame shaww his (・_・ヾ h-hown be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 

8-89:25 I wiww s-set his hand awso in t-the sea, and his wight hand in t-the 
wivews. 

89:26 He shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto me, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and t-the w-wock 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. 

89:27 Awso I wiww make him o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fiwstbown, highew than t-the kings of t-the 
eawth. 

89:28 My (´-ω-`) m-mewcy wiww I keep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant shaww 
stand fast with h-him. 

89:29 His seed awso wiww I make to e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and his t-thwonye as 
t-the days of heaven. 

ต(=ω=)ต 8-89:30 If his chiwdwen fowsake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, and wawk nyot in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments; 

89:31 If they bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and keep nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments; 

89:32 T-Then wiww I v-visit theiw twansgwession with t-the wod, and theiw 
i-inyiquity with s-stwipes. 

89:33 Nyevewthewess o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wovingkindnyess wiww I nyot u-uttewwy o(>ω<)o t-take fwom him, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow s-suffew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my faithfuwnyess to faiw. 

89:34 My c-covenyant wiww I nyot bweak, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awtew t-the t-thing that is gonye 
out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips. 

89:35 Once have I swown by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my howinyess that I wiww nyot w-wie u-unto David. 

89:36 His seed shaww e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and his t-thwonye as t-the sun befowe 
me. 

89:37 I-It shaww be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew as t-the moon, and as a faithfuw 
witnyess in heaven. Sewah. 

89:38 But t-thou hast cast off and abhowwed, t-thou hast b-been wwoth with 
thinye anyointed. 

89:39 T-Thou hast m-made void t-the c-covenyant of thy sewvant: t-thou hast 
pwofanyed his cwown by c-casting it to t-the gwound. 

8-89:40 T-Thou hast bwoken down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his hedges; t-thou hast b-bwought his 
stwong howds to wuin. 

89:41 Aww that pass by t-the w-way spoiw him: he is a wepwoach to his 
nyeighbouws. 

89:42 T-Thou hast s-set up t-the wight hand of his advewsawies; t-thou hast 
m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his enyemies to wejoice. 

89:43 T-Thou hast awso (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the edge of his swowd, and hast nyot m-made 
him to stand in t-the battwe. 

89:44 T-Thou hast m-made his gwowy to cease, and cast his t-thwonye down to 
t-the gwound. 

89:45 The days of his youth hast t-thou showtenyed: t-thou hast covewed him 
with shame. Sewah. 

89:46 How w-wong, WOWD? wiwt t-thou hide t-thysewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? shaww thy wwath 
buwn w-wike f-fiwe? 

89:47 Wemembew how showt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my time i-is: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe hast t-thou m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men 
in vain? 

8-89:48 What man is he that w-wiveth, and shaww nyot s-see d-death? shaww he 
d-dewivew his souw fwom t-the hand of t-the gwave? Sewah. 

89:49 W-Wowd, whewe awe thy f-fowmew wovingkindnyesses, which t-thou swawest 
u-unto David in thy twuth? 

89:50 Wemembew, W-Wowd, t-the wepwoach of thy sewvants; how I (^-^*)/ d-do beaw in 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bosom t-the wepwoach of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty peopwe; 

89:51 Whewewith thinye enyemies have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wepwoached, O-O WOWD; whewewith they 
have wepwoached t-the footsteps of thinye anyointed. 

89:52 Bwessed be t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. Amen, and A-Amen. 



90:1 W-Wowd, t-thou hast b-been ouw dwewwing pwace in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. 

90:2 Befowe t-the mountains wewe b-bwought fowth, ow e-evew t-thou hadst 
|･ω･) f-fowmed t-the eawth and t-the wowwd, even fwom evewwasting to evewwasting, 
t-thou awt God. 

90:3 T-Thou t-tuwnyest man to destwuction; and sayest, Wetuwn, ye chiwdwen 
of m-men. 

9-90:4 Fow a t-thousand yeaws in thy sight awe but as yestewday when it is 
past, and as a watch in t-the nyight. 

(＞ｍ＜) 9-90:5 T-Thou cawwiest t-them away as with a f-fwood; they awe as a sweep: in 
t-the mownying they awe w-wike gwass which g-gwoweth (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

9-90:6 In t-the mownying it fwouwisheth, and g-gwoweth up; in t-the evenying it 
is cut down, and witheweth. 

90:7 Fow we awe consumed by thinye angew, and by thy wwath awe we 
twoubwed. 

9-90:8 T-Thou hast s-set ouw inyiquities befowe thee, ouw secwet s-sins in t-the 
wight of thy c-countenyance. 

(´ ω `♡) 9-90:9 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw days awe passed away in thy w-wwath: we s-spend ouw yeaws 
as a t-tawe that is towd. 

90:10 The days of ouw yeaws awe (o_O)! t-thweescowe yeaws and ten; and if by 
w-weason of stwength they be fouwscowe yeaws, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is theiw stwength 
wabouw and o(≧▽≦)o s-sowwow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is soon cut off, and we fwy away. 

90:11 Who k-knyoweth t-the p-powew of thinye (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-angew? even a-accowding to thy 
feaw, so is thy wwath. 

90:12 S-So t-teach us to (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew ouw days, that we may appwy ouw (x_x)V h-heawts 
u-unto w-wisdom. 

9-90:13 Wetuwn, O-O WOWD, how wong? and wet it w-wepent thee c-concewnying thy 
sewvants. 

90:14 O-O s-satisfy us eawwy with thy m-mewcy; that we may wejoice and be 
gwad (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw days. 

90:15 Make us gwad a-accowding to t-the days whewein t-thou hast affwicted 
u-us, and t-the yeaws whewein we have s-seen \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

90:16 Wet thy wowk appeaw u-unto thy sewvants, and thy gwowy u-unto theiw 
chiwdwen. 

90:17 And wet t-the b-beauty of t-the WOWD ouw God be upon us: and estabwish 
t-thou t-the wowk of ouw h-hands upon us; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the wowk of ouw h-hands 
estabwish t-thou it. 



91:1 He that d-dwewweth in t-the secwet pwace of t-the most High shaww abide 
undew t-the shadow of t-the Awmighty. 

91:2 I wiww say of t-the WOWD, He is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fowtwess: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God; 
in him wiww I twust. 

91:3 S-Suwewy he shaww d-dewivew thee fwom t-the snyawe of t-the fowwew, and 
fwom t-the nyoisome p-pestiwence. 

(o_O)! 9-91:4 He shaww covew thee with his f-feathews, and undew his w-wings shawt 
t-thou twust: his twuth shaww be thy shiewd and b-buckwew. 

91:5 T-Thou shawt nyot be afwaid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tewwow by nyight; (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
awwow that f-fwieth by >_> d-day; 

91:6 Nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pestiwence that w-wawketh in dawknyess; (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
destwuction that wasteth a-at nyoonday. 

9-91:7 A-A t-thousand shaww faww a-at thy side, and t-ten t-thousand a-at thy wight 
hand; but it shaww nyot come nyigh thee. 

91:8 Onwy with thinye eyes shawt t-thou (x_x)V b-behowd and s-see t-the wewawd of t-the 
wicked. 

91:9 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast m-made t-the WOWD, which is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge, even t-the 
most High, thy habitation; 

91:10 Thewe shaww nyo eviw b-befaww thee, nyeithew shaww any pwague come 
nyigh thy dwewwing. 

9-91:11 Fow he shaww g-give his angews chawge o-ovew thee, to keep thee in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy w-ways. 

9-91:12 They shaww beaw thee up in theiw hands, west t-thou dash thy foot 
against a stonye. 

91:13 T-Thou shawt twead upon t-the w-wion and addew: t-the young w-wion and t-the 
dwagon shawt t-thou twampwe undew feet. 

(*^.^*) 9-91:14 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he hath s-set his wove upon me, thewefowe wiww I d-dewivew 
him: I wiww s-set him on high, because he hath knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 9-91:15 He shaww caww upon me, and I wiww answew him: I wiww be with him 
in twoubwe; I wiww d-dewivew him, and honyouw h-him. 

91:16 With wong wife wiww I s-satisfy him, and s-shew him o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. 



92:1 I-It is a g-good t-thing to g-give thanks u-unto t-the W-Wowd, and to sing 
p-pwaises u-unto thy nyame, O-O most High: 

92:2 To s-shew fowth thy wovingkindnyess in t-the m-mownying, and thy 
faithfuwnyess {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyight, 

92:3 Upon an instwument of t-ten stwings, and upon t-the psawtewy; upon 
t-the hawp with a sowemn sound. 

(o^ ^o)/ *hugs tightly* 9-92:4 Fow thou, WOWD, hast m-made m-me gwad thwough thy wowk: I wiww 
t-twiumph in t-the wowks of thy hands. 

92:5 O-O WOWD, how gweat awe thy (☆ω☆) w-wowks! and thy thoughts awe vewy deep. 

92:6 A-A bwutish man k-knyoweth n-nyot; nyeithew doth a foow undewstand this. 

92:7 When t-the wicked spwing as t-the gwass, and when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowkews of 
i-inyiquity (^-^*)/ d-do fwouwish; it is that they shaww be destwoyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 

92:8 But thou, WOWD, awt most high (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 

92:9 Fow, wo, thinye >_> e-enyemies, O-O WOWD, fow, wo, thinye enyemies shaww 
pewish; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowkews of i-inyiquity shaww be scattewed. 

92:10 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (・_・ヾ h-hown shawt t-thou e-exawt w-wike t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of an unyicown: I 
shaww be anyointed with fwesh oiw. 

92:11 M-Minye eye awso shaww s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-desiwe on minye >_> e-enyemies, and minye eaws 
shaww h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-desiwe of t-the wicked that (☆ω☆) w-wise up against me. 

9-92:12 The wighteous shaww fwouwish w-wike t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee: he shaww gwow 
w-wike a cedaw in W-Webanyon. 

92:13 Those that be pwanted in t-the house of t-the WOWD shaww fwouwish in 
t-the couwts of ouw God. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 9-92:14 They shaww stiww bwing fowth fwuit in o-owd age; they shaww be fat 
and fwouwishing; 

^w^ *notices bulge* 9-92:15 To s-shew that t-the WOWD is u-upwight: he is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wock, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo 
u-unwighteousnyess in h-him. 



93:1 The WOWD weignyeth, he is cwothed with majesty; t-the WOWD is 
cwothed with stwength, whewewith he hath giwded himsewf: t-the wowwd 
awso is stabwished, that it c-cannyot be moved. 

9-93:2 Thy t-thwonye is estabwished of owd: t-thou awt fwom evewwasting. 

93:3 The fwoods have w-wifted up, O-O WOWD, t-the fwoods have w-wifted up 
theiw v-voice; t-the fwoods wift up theiw waves. 

93:4 The WOWD on high is mightiew than t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of many w-watews, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, 
than t-the mighty waves of t-the sea. 

o(>< )o 9-93:5 Thy testimonyies awe vewy suwe: howinyess becometh thinye h-house, O-O 
WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 



9-94:1 O-O Wowd G-God, to whom vengeance bewongeth; O-O G-God, to whom vengeance 
bewongeth, s-shew thysewf. 

94:2 W-Wift up xDD t-thysewf, t-thou j-judge of t-the eawth: w-wendew a wewawd to t-the 
pwoud. 

94:3 WOWD, how wong shaww t-the w-wicked, how wong shaww t-the wicked 
twiumph? 

9-94:4 How wong shaww they uttew and speak hawd (o^▽^o) t-things? and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wowkews of i-inyiquity boast themsewves? 

94:5 They bweak in pieces thy p-peopwe, O-O WOWD, and affwict thinye 
hewitage. 

9-94:6 They (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the widow and t-the s-stwangew, and muwdew t-the fathewwess. 

94:7 Y-Yet they say, The WOWD shaww nyot see, nyeithew shaww t-the God of 
J-Jacob w-wegawd it. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 9-94:8 Undewstand, ye bwutish among t-the peopwe: and ye f-foows, when wiww 
ye be (o^ ^o) w-wise? 

9-94:9 He that pwanted t-the eaw, shaww he nyot heaw? he that |･ω･) f-fowmed t-the 
eye, shaww he nyot see? 

>_> 9-94:10 He that chastiseth t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, shaww nyot he c-cowwect? he that 
t-teacheth man knyowwedge, shaww nyot he k-knyow? 

94:11 The WOWD k-knyoweth t-the thoughts of ^.^ m-man, that they awe vanyity. 

94:12 Bwessed is t-the man whom t-thou chastenyest, O-O WOWD, and teachest 
him out of thy waw; 

94:13 That t-thou mayest g-give him w-west fwom t-the days of advewsity, untiw 
t-the p-pit be digged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wicked. 

94:14 Fow t-the WOWD wiww nyot cast off his p-peopwe, nyeithew wiww he 
fowsake his inhewitance. 

94:15 But j-judgment shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto wighteousnyess: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
upwight in heawt shaww fowwow it. 

94:16 Who wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me against t-the eviwdoews? ow who wiww stand 
up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me against t-the wowkews of inyiquity? 

94:17 Unwess t-the WOWD h-had b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewp, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw h-had a-awmost d-dwewt in 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-siwence. 

94:18 When I said, My foot swippeth; thy m-mewcy, O-O WOWD, hewd m-me (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

9-94:19 In t-the muwtitude of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thoughts within m-me thy c-comfowts dewight 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

94:20 Shaww t-the t-thwonye of i-inyiquity have fewwowship with thee, which 
>w< *blushes* f-fwameth mischief by a waw? 

94:21 They gathew themsewves togethew against t-the souw of t-the 
(✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and c-condemn t-the innyocent bwood. 

94:22 But t-the WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my defence; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God is t-the w-wock of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge. 

OwO 9-94:23 And he shaww bwing upon t-them theiw own inyiquity, and shaww cut 
t-them off in theiw own wickednyess; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the WOWD ouw God shaww cut t-them 
off. 



95:1 O-O come, wet us sing u-unto t-the WOWD: wet us make a joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise to 
t-the w-wock of ouw s-sawvation. 

95:2 Wet us come befowe his pwesence with thanksgiving, and make a 
joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise u-unto him with psawms. 

9-95:3 Fow t-the WOWD is a gweat G-God, and a gweat King a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods. 

95:4 In his hand awe t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep pwaces of t-the eawth: t-the stwength of t-the 
hiwws is his awso. 

95:5 The sea is his, and he m-made i-it: and his h-hands |･ω･) f-fowmed t-the dwy 
wand. 

95:6 O-O come, wet us w-wowship and bow down: wet us knyeew befowe t-the WOWD 
ouw makew. 

95:7 Fow he is ouw God; and we awe t-the peopwe of his pastuwe, and t-the 
sheep of his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. To day if ye wiww h-heaw his voice, 

95:8 Hawden nyot youw heawt, as in t-the pwovocation, and as in t-the day 
of t-temptation in t-the wiwdewnyess: 

95:9 When youw f-fathews tempted me, pwoved me, and saw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowk. 

95:10 F-Fowty yeaws wong w-was I g-gwieved with this g-genyewation, and said, 
I-It is a peopwe that (^-^*)/ d-do eww in theiw heawt, and they have nyot knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
ways: 

95:11 Unto whom I swawe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath that they shouwd nyot entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
w-west. 



96:1 O-O sing u-unto t-the WOWD a nyew song: sing u-unto t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
eawth. 

96:2 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD, bwess his nyame; s-shew fowth his sawvation fwom 
day to d-day. 

96:3 Decwawe his gwowy among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, his w-wondews among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
peopwe. 

96:4 Fow t-the WOWD is g-gweat, and gweatwy to be pwaised: he is to be 
feawed a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods. 

96:5 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gods of t-the nyations awe (o･ω･o) i-idows: but t-the WOWD m-made t-the 
(´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

(o^ ^o) 9-96:6 Honyouw and m-majesty awe befowe him: stwength and b-beauty awe in his 
(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

96:7 Give u-unto t-the WOWD, O-O ye kindweds of t-the p-peopwe, g-give u-unto t-the 
WOWD gwowy and s-stwength. 

96:8 Give u-unto t-the WOWD t-the gwowy d-due u-unto his nyame: bwing an 
o-offewing, and come into his couwts. 

9-96:9 O-O w-wowship t-the WOWD in t-the b-beauty of howinyess: f-feaw befowe him, 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

96:10 Say among t-the heathen that t-the WOWD weignyeth: t-the wowwd awso 
shaww be estabwished that it shaww nyot be moved: he shaww j-judge t-the 
peopwe wighteouswy. 

96:11 Wet t-the h-heavens wejoice, and wet t-the eawth be gwad; wet t-the sea 
(✧ω✧) w-woaw, and t-the fuwnyess t-theweof. 

96:12 Wet t-the fiewd be joyfuw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein: t-then shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the twees of t-the w-wood wejoice 

96:13 Befowe t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he cometh, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he cometh to j-judge t-the 
eawth: he shaww j-judge t-the wowwd with wighteousnyess, and t-the peopwe 
with his twuth. 



97:1 The WOWD weignyeth; wet t-the eawth w-wejoice; wet t-the muwtitude of 
iswes be gwad t-theweof. 

97:2 Cwouds and dawknyess awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him: wighteousnyess and 
j-judgment awe t-the h-habitation of his thwonye. 

97:3 A-A fiwe goeth befowe him, and buwnyeth up his enyemies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

97:4 His wightnyings enwightenyed t-the wowwd: t-the eawth saw, and 
{{ (>_<) }} t-twembwed. 

97:5 The hiwws mewted w-wike wax a-at t-the pwesence of t-the WOWD, a-at t-the 
pwesence of t-the Wowd of t-the w-whowe eawth. 

97:6 The h-heavens decwawe his wighteousnyess, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe s-see his 
gwowy. 

97:7 Confounded be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that sewve gwaven images, that boast 
themsewves of (o･ω･o) i-idows: w-wowship him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye gods. 

97:8 Zion heawd, and w-was gwad; and t-the daughtews of Judah w-wejoiced 
because of thy judgments, O-O WOWD. 

97:9 Fow thou, WOWD, awt high a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: t-thou awt exawted 
faw a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods. 

97:10 Ye that wove t-the WOWD, hate eviw: he pwesewveth t-the s-souws of his 
s-saints; he dewiveweth t-them out of t-the hand of t-the wicked. 

97:11 Wight is sown (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and gwadnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the upwight in 
heawt. 

9-97:12 Wejoice in t-the WOWD, ye w-wighteous; and g-give thanks a-at t-the 
w-wemembwance of his howinyess. 



98:1 O-O sing u-unto t-the WOWD a nyew s-song; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath donye mawvewwous 
things: his wight hand, and his h-howy awm, hath gotten him t-the victowy. 

98:2 The WOWD hath m-made knyown his sawvation: his wighteousnyess hath he 
openwy shewed in t-the sight of t-the heathen. 

98:3 He hath wemembewed his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and his twuth towawd t-the house of 
Iswaew: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ends of t-the eawth have s-seen t-the sawvation of ouw God. 

9-98:4 Make a joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise u-unto t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: make a w-woud 
nyoise, and wejoice, and sing pwaise. 

98:5 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD with t-the hawp; with t-the h-hawp, and t-the voice of 
a psawm. 

9-98:6 With t-twumpets and s-sound of cownyet make a joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise befowe t-the 
WOWD, t-the King. 

98:7 Wet t-the sea (✧ω✧) w-woaw, and t-the fuwnyess t-theweof; t-the wowwd, and they 
that dweww thewein. 

98:8 Wet t-the fwoods cwap theiw hands: wet t-the hiwws be joyfuw togethew 

98:9 Befowe t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he cometh to j-judge t-the eawth: with 
wighteousnyess shaww he j-judge t-the wowwd, and t-the peopwe with equity. 



99:1 The WOWD weignyeth; wet t-the peopwe twembwe: he sitteth b-between t-the 
chewubims; wet t-the eawth be moved. 

99:2 The WOWD is gweat in Zion; and he is high a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. 

99:3 Wet t-them pwaise thy gweat and t-tewwibwe nyame; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is howy. 

99:4 The king's stwength awso woveth judgment; t-thou d-dost estabwish 
equity, t-thou executest j-judgment and wighteousnyess in Jacob. 

99:5 Exawt ye t-the WOWD ouw G-God, and w-wowship a-at his footstoow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
is howy. 

99:6 Moses and Aawon among his p-pwiests, and S-Samuew among t-them that 
caww upon his nyame; they cawwed upon t-the WOWD, and he answewed them. 

99:7 He spake u-unto t-them in t-the cwoudy p-piwwaw: they kept his 
testimonyies, and t-the owdinyance that he gave them. 

99:8 T-Thou answewedst t-them, O-O WOWD ouw G-God: t-thou wast a God that 
f-fowgavest t-them, t-though t-thou \(★ω★)/ t-tookest vengeance of theiw inventions. 

99:9 Exawt t-the WOWD ouw G-God, and w-wowship a-at his h-howy hiww; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD ouw God is howy. 



100:1 Make a joyfuw (＃`Д´) n-nyoise u-unto t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye wands. 

100:2 Sewve t-the WOWD with gwadnyess: come befowe his pwesence with 
s-singing. 

100:3 K-Knyow ye that t-the WOWD he is G-God: it is he that hath m-made u-us, and 
nyot we ouwsewves; we awe his p-peopwe, and t-the sheep of his pastuwe. 

100:4 Entew into his gates with thanksgiving, and into his couwts with 
pwaise: be thankfuw u-unto him, and bwess his nyame. 

1-100:5 Fow t-the WOWD is good; his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy is evewwasting; and his twuth 
enduweth to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. 



101:1 I wiww sing of (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and judgment: u-unto thee, O-O WOWD, wiww I 
sing. 

101:2 I wiww behave mysewf wisewy in a pewfect way. O-O when wiwt t-thou 
come u-unto m-me? I wiww wawk within o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house with a pewfect heawt. 

101:3 I wiww s-set nyo wicked t-thing befowe minye eyes: I hate t-the wowk of 
t-them that tuwn aside; it shaww nyot cweave to me. 

101:4 A-A fwowawd heawt shaww depawt fwom me: I wiww nyot knyow a wicked 
pewson. 

101:5 Whoso pwiviwy swandeweth his nyeighbouw, him wiww I cut off: him 
that hath an high wook and a pwoud heawt wiww nyot I suffew. 

o(>< )o 1-101:6 M-Minye eyes shaww be upon t-the faithfuw of t-the wand, that they may 
dweww with me: he that w-wawketh in a pewfect way, he shaww sewve me. 

101:7 He that w-wowketh d-deceit shaww nyot dweww within o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house: he that 
tewweth wies shaww nyot tawwy in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. 

101:8 I wiww eawwy d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wicked of t-the wand; that I may cut 
off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wicked doews fwom t-the city of t-the WOWD. 



102:1 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew, O-O WOWD, and wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy come u-unto thee. 

102:2 (*ﾉωﾉ) *giggles shyly* H-Hide nyot thy f-face fwom m-me in t-the day when I am in twoubwe; 
i-incwinye thinye eaw u-unto me: in t-the day when I caww answew m-me s-speediwy. 

102:3 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days awe consumed w-wike smoke, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes awe buwnyed as 
an heawth. 

102:4 My heawt is smitten, and withewed w-wike gwass; so that I fowget 
to e-eat o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead. 

102:5 By w-weason of t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (O.O) g-gwoanying o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes cweave to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
skin. 

102:6 I am w-wike a o(>ω<)o *blushes* p-pewican of t-the wiwdewnyess: I am w-wike an o-oww of t-the 
desewt. 

102:7 I watch, and am as a spawwow awonye upon t-the house top. 

102:8 M-Minye enyemies wepwoach m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the >_> d-day; and they that awe mad 
against m-me awe swown against me. 

102:9 Fow I have eaten ashes w-wike bwead, and mingwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dwink with 
w-weeping. 

102:10 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of thinye indignyation and thy w-wwath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast 
w-wifted m-me up, and cast m-me down. 

102:11 My days awe w-wike a shadow that decwinyeth; and I am withewed 
w-wike gwass. 

uWu 1-102:12 But thou, O-O WOWD, shaww e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; and thy w-wemembwance 
u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. 

1-102:13 T-Thou shawt a-awise, and have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon Z-Zion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time to 
favouw hew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the s-set time, is come. 

102:14 Fow thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants o(>ω<)o t-take pweasuwe in hew stonyes, and favouw t-the 
dust t-theweof. 

1-102:15 S-So t-the heathen shaww f-feaw t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
kings of t-the eawth thy gwowy. 

102:16 When t-the WOWD shaww buiwd up Zion, he shaww appeaw in his 
gwowy. 

1-102:17 He wiww w-wegawd t-the pwayew of t-the destitute, and nyot despise 
theiw p-pwayew. 

102:18 This shaww be wwitten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the genyewation to c-come: and t-the 
peopwe which shaww be cweated shaww pwaise t-the WOWD. 

102:19 Fow he hath wooked down fwom t-the height of his sanctuawy; fwom 
heaven did t-the WOWD (x_x)V b-behowd t-the eawth; 

102:20 To h-heaw t-the (O.O) g-gwoanying of t-the pwisonyew; to woose those that awe 
appointed to death; 

102:21 To decwawe t-the nyame of t-the WOWD in Zion, and his pwaise in 
Jewusawem; 

102:22 When t-the peopwe awe gathewed togethew, and t-the kingdoms, to 
sewve t-the WOWD. 

102:23 He weakenyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength in t-the way; he showtenyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days. 

102:24 I said, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, o(>ω<)o t-take m-me nyot away in t-the m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: thy 
yeaws awe (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. 

102:25 O-Of o-owd hast t-thou w-waid t-the f-foundation of t-the eawth: and t-the 
h-heavens awe t-the wowk of thy hands. 

102:26 They shaww pewish, but t-thou shawt enduwe: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them 
shaww wax o-owd w-wike a gawment; as a vestuwe shawt t-thou change t-them, and 
they shaww be changed: 

102:27 But t-thou awt t-the s-same, and thy yeaws shaww have nyo end. 

102:28 The chiwdwen of thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww continyue, and theiw seed 
shaww be estabwished befowe thee. 



103:1 Bwess t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is within me, bwess his 
h-howy nyame. 

1-103:2 Bwess t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, and fowget nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his benyefits: 

103:3 Who f-fowgiveth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye inyiquities; who heaweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
diseases; 

103:4 Who wedeemeth thy wife fwom destwuction; who cwownyeth thee with 
wovingkindnyess and tendew mewcies; 

103:5 Who s-satisfieth thy mouth with g-good things; so that thy youth is 
wenyewed w-wike t-the eagwe's. 

103:6 The WOWD executeth wighteousnyess and j-judgment (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe 
oppwessed. 

103:7 He m-made knyown his ways u-unto Moses, his acts u-unto t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew. 

103:8 The WOWD is m-mewcifuw and g-gwacious, swow to angew, and p-pwenteous 
in mewcy. 

103:9 He wiww nyot awways chide: nyeithew wiww he keep his angew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

103:10 He hath nyot d-deawt with us aftew ouw sins; (=`ω´=) n-nyow wewawded us 
a-accowding to ouw inyiquities. 

103:11 Fow as t-the heaven is high a-above t-the eawth, so gweat is his 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy towawd t-them that f-feaw h-him. 

103:12 As faw as t-the east is fwom t-the west, so faw hath he w-wemoved ouw 
twansgwessions fwom us. 

1-103:13 Wike as a o(>ω<)o f-fathew pitieth his c-chiwdwen, so t-the WOWD pitieth t-them 
that f-feaw h-him. 

103:14 Fow he k-knyoweth ouw fwame; he w-wemembeweth that we awe dust. 

103:15 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^.^ m-man, his days awe as gwass: as a fwowew of t-the fiewd, so 
he fwouwisheth. 

1-103:16 Fow t-the wind passeth o-ovew it, and it is gonye; and t-the pwace 
theweof shaww knyow it nyo mowe. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 1-103:17 But t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of t-the WOWD is fwom evewwasting to evewwasting 
upon t-them that f-feaw him, and his wighteousnyess u-unto c-chiwdwen's 
chiwdwen; 

103:18 To such as keep his c-covenyant, and to those that (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew his 
c-commandments to (^-^*)/ d-do them. 

1-103:19 The WOWD hath pwepawed his t-thwonye in t-the heavens; and his 
kingdom wuweth o-ovew aww. 

1-103:20 Bwess t-the WOWD, ye his a-angews, that excew in stwength, that (^-^*)/ d-do 
his commandments, heawkenying u-unto t-the voice of his wowd. 

1-103:21 Bwess ye t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye his hosts; ye minyistews of his, that 
(^-^*)/ d-do his pweasuwe. 

1-103:22 Bwess t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowks in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces of his dominyion: 
bwess t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 



104:1 Bwess t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, t-thou awt vewy gweat; 
t-thou awt cwothed with honyouw and m-majesty. 

104:2 Who covewest t-thysewf with wight as with a g-gawment: who 
(✯◡✯) s-stwetchest out t-the h-heavens w-wike a cuwtain: 

104:3 Who wayeth t-the beams of his c-chambews in t-the watews: who m-maketh 
t-the cwouds his chawiot: who w-wawketh upon t-the w-wings of t-the wind: 

104:4 Who m-maketh his angews s-spiwits; his minyistews a fwaming fiwe: 

104:5 Who w-waid t-the foundations of t-the eawth, that it shouwd nyot be 
w-wemoved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

104:6 T-Thou c-covewedst it with t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep as with a g-gawment: t-the watews 
s-stood a-above t-the mountains. 

104:7 {{ (>_<) }} A-At thy webuke they fwed; a-at t-the voice of thy thundew they hasted 
away. 

104:8 They go up by t-the mountains; they go down by t-the vawweys u-unto 
t-the pwace which t-thou hast founded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

104:9 T-Thou hast s-set a b-bound that they may nyot pass ovew; that they 
tuwn nyot again to covew t-the eawth. 

104:10 He (-_-) s-sendeth t-the spwings into t-the vawweys, which w-wun among t-the 
hiwws. 

1-104:11 They g-give dwink to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the fiewd: t-the wiwd asses 
quench theiw t-thiwst. 

104:12 By t-them shaww t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven have theiw habitation, 
which sing among t-the bwanches. 

104:13 He w-wateweth t-the hiwws fwom his chambews: t-the eawth is satisfied 
with t-the fwuit of thy wowks. 

104:14 He causeth t-the gwass to gwow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cattwe, and hewb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
sewvice of man: that he may bwing fowth food out of t-the eawth; 

104:15 And winye that m-maketh gwad t-the heawt of ^.^ m-man, and oiw to make his 
f-face to shinye, and bwead which s-stwengthenyeth man's heawt. 

104:16 The twees of t-the WOWD awe f-fuww of sap; t-the cedaws of Webanyon, 
which he hath pwanted; 

104:17 Whewe t-the biwds make theiw nyests: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the stowk, t-the fiw 
twees awe hew house. 

104:18 The high hiwws awe a wefuge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wiwd (♡°▽°♡) g-goats; and t-the wocks 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (✯◡✯) c-conyies. 

104:19 He appointed t-the moon (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow seasons: t-the sun k-knyoweth his g-going 
down. 

104:20 T-Thou makest dawknyess, and it is nyight: whewein (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts 
of t-the fowest (^-^*)/ d-do cweep f-fowth. 

104:21 The young w-wions woaw aftew theiw pwey, and seek theiw meat fwom 
God. 

1-104:22 The sun a-awiseth, they gathew themsewves togethew, and way t-them 
down in theiw dens. 

104:23 Man goeth fowth u-unto his wowk and to his wabouw untiw t-the 
evenying. 

104:24 O-O WOWD, how manyifowd awe thy (☆ω☆) w-wowks! in wisdom hast t-thou m-made 
t-them aww: t-the eawth is f-fuww of thy wiches. 

104:25 S-So is this gweat and wide sea, whewein awe things c-cweeping 
innyumewabwe, both smaww and gweat beasts. 

104:26 Thewe go t-the ships: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is that weviathan, whom t-thou hast 
m-made to pway thewein. 

104:27 These wait (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww upon thee; that t-thou mayest g-give t-them theiw meat 
in d-due s-season. 

104:28 That t-thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest t-them they gathew: t-thou o-openyest thinye hand, 
they awe fiwwed with good. 

1-104:29 T-Thou hidest thy face, they awe twoubwed: t-thou takest away theiw 
bweath, they die, and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to theiw dust. 

104:30 T-Thou s-sendest fowth thy spiwit, they awe cweated: and t-thou 
wenyewest t-the f-face of t-the eawth. 

104:31 The gwowy of t-the WOWD shaww e-enduwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: t-the WOWD shaww 
wejoice in his wowks. 

104:32 He wooketh on t-the eawth, and it t-twembweth: he toucheth t-the 
h-hiwws, and they smoke. 

104:33 I wiww sing u-unto t-the WOWD as wong as I w-wive: I wiww sing pwaise 
to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God whiwe I have o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my being. 

104:34 My meditation of him shaww be sweet: I wiww be gwad in t-the 
WOWD. 

104:35 Wet t-the sinnyews be consumed out of t-the eawth, and wet t-the 
wicked be nyo mowe. Bwess t-thou t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. 



105:1 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD; caww upon his nyame: make knyown his 
deeds among t-the peopwe. 

105:2 Sing u-unto him, sing psawms u-unto him: tawk ye of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wondwous 
wowks. 

105:3 Gwowy ye in his h-howy nyame: wet t-the heawt of t-them wejoice that 
seek t-the WOWD. 

1-105:4 S-Seek t-the WOWD, and his stwength: seek his f-face evewmowe. 

1-105:5 Wemembew his mawvewwous wowks that he hath donye; his wondews, 
and t-the judgments of his mouth; 

1-105:6 O-O ye seed of A-Abwaham his s-sewvant, ye chiwdwen of J-Jacob his 
chosen. 

105:7 He is t-the WOWD ouw G-God: his judgments awe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

1-105:8 He hath wemembewed his c-covenyant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, t-the wowd which he 
commanded to a t-thousand genyewations. 

(°ㅂ°╬) 1-105:9 W-Which c-covenyant he m-made with A-Abwaham, and his o-oath u-unto Isaac; 

105:10 And o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed t-the same u-unto J-Jacob (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a w-waw, and to Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
an evewwasting covenyant: 

105:11 Saying, Unto thee wiww I g-give t-the wand of C-Canyaan, t-the wot of 
youw inhewitance: 

105:12 When they wewe but a f-few men in nyumbew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, vewy few, and 
stwangews in it. 

105:13 When they went fwom onye nyation to anyothew, fwom onye kingdom to 
anyothew peopwe; 

1-105:14 He suffewed nyo man to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them wwong: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he wepwoved kings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw sakes; 

105:15 Saying, Touch nyot minye anyointed, and (^-^*)/ d-do o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwophets nyo hawm. 

105:16 Moweovew he cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a faminye upon t-the wand: he bwake t-the 
w-whowe s-staff of bwead. 

105:17 He sent a man befowe t-them, even Joseph, who w-was sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
sewvant: 

1-105:18 Whose feet they (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt with fettews: he w-was w-waid in iwon: 

1-105:19 Untiw t-the time that his wowd came: t-the wowd of t-the WOWD twied 
h-him. 

105:20 The king sent and w-woosed h-him; even t-the wuwew of t-the p-peopwe, and 
wet him go (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. 

105:21 He m-made him wowd of his h-house, and wuwew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his substance: 

1-105:22 To bind his pwinces a-at his (´ ω `♡) p-pweasuwe; and t-teach his senyatows 
w-wisdom. 

105:23 Iswaew awso came into Egypt; and J-Jacob s-sojouwnyed in t-the wand of 
Ham. 

1-105:24 And he incweased his peopwe gweatwy; and m-made t-them stwongew 
than theiw enyemies. 

105:25 He (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw heawt to hate his p-peopwe, to d-deaw subtiwwy with 
his sewvants. 

1-105:26 He sent Moses his sewvant; and Aawon whom he h-had chosen. 

105:27 They shewed his signs among t-them, and w-wondews in t-the wand of 
Ham. 

1-105:28 He sent dawknyess, and m-made it dawk; and they webewwed nyot 
against his wowd. 

1-105:29 He (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw watews into bwood, and swew theiw f-fish. 

105:30 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw wand b-bwought fowth fwogs in abundance, in t-the c-chambews of 
theiw k-kings. 

105:31 He spake, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came divews sowts of f-fwies, and w-wice in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw coasts. 

105:32 He gave t-them haiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wain, and fwaming fiwe in theiw wand. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-105:33 He smote theiw vinyes awso and theiw fig twees; and bwake t-the 
twees of theiw coasts. 

105:34 He spake, and t-the wocusts came, and catewpiwwews, and that 
without nyumbew, 

105:35 And did e-eat up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hewbs in theiw wand, and devouwed t-the 
fwuit of theiw gwound. 

105:36 He smote awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstbown in theiw wand, t-the chief of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw s-stwength. 

105:37 He b-bwought t-them fowth awso with s-siwvew and gowd: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
nyot onye feebwe pewson among theiw twibes. 

105:38 Egypt w-was gwad when they d-depawted: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw of t-them feww 
upon them. 

1-105:39 He spwead a cwoud (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a covewing; and fiwe to g-give wight in t-the 
nyight. 

105:40 The peopwe ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, and he b-bwought quaiws, and satisfied t-them 
with t-the bwead of heaven. 

105:41 He openyed t-the wock, and t-the watews gushed out; they wan in t-the 
dwy pwaces w-wike a :3 w-wivew. 

1-105:42 Fow he wemembewed his h-howy pwomise, and A-Abwaham his sewvant. 

105:43 And he b-bwought fowth his peopwe with joy, and his chosen with 
gwadnyess: 

1-105:44 And gave t-them t-the wands of t-the heathen: and they (^-^*)/ i-inhewited t-the 
wabouw of t-the peopwe; 

105:45 That they m-might o-obsewve his s-statutes, and keep his w-waws. Pwaise 
ye t-the WOWD. 



106:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is good: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1-106:2 Who c-can uttew t-the mighty acts of t-the WOWD? who c-can s-shew fowth 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his pwaise? 

1-106:3 Bwessed awe they that keep j-judgment, and he that doeth 
wighteousnyess a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times. 

1-106:4 Wemembew me, O-O WOWD, with t-the favouw that t-thou (＃￣ω￣) b-beawest u-unto thy 
peopwe: O-O v-visit m-me with thy sawvation; 

106:5 That I may s-see t-the g-good of thy chosen, that I may wejoice in t-the 
gwadnyess of thy nyation, that I may gwowy with thinye inhewitance. 

106:6 We have sinnyed with ouw fathews, we have committed inyiquity, we 
have donye wickedwy. 

1-106:7 O-Ouw f-fathews undewstood nyot thy w-wondews in Egypt; they wemembewed 
nyot t-the muwtitude of thy mewcies; but p-pwovoked him a-at t-the sea, even a-at 
t-the Wed sea. 

106:8 Nyevewthewess he saved t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyame's sake, that he m-might 
make his mighty p-powew to be knyown. 

106:9 He webuked t-the Wed sea awso, and it w-was dwied up: so he w-wed t-them 
thwough t-the depths, as thwough t-the wiwdewnyess. 

1-106:10 And he saved t-them fwom t-the hand of him that hated t-them, and 
wedeemed t-them fwom t-the hand of t-the enyemy. 

106:11 And t-the watews covewed theiw e-enyemies: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyot onye of t-them 
weft. 

106:12 T-Then bewieved they his (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; they sang his pwaise. 

106:13 They soon fowgat his wowks; they waited nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his counsew: 

106:14 But w-wusted e-exceedingwy in t-the wiwdewnyess, and tempted God in 
t-the desewt. 

106:15 And he gave t-them theiw wequest; but sent weannyess into theiw 
souw. 

106:16 They envied Moses awso in t-the camp, and Aawon t-the saint of t-the 
WOWD. 

106:17 The eawth openyed and swawwowed up Dathan and covewed t-the 
company of Abiwam. 

106:18 And a fiwe w-was kindwed in theiw company; t-the fwame buwnyed up 
t-the wicked. 

1-106:19 They m-made a cawf in Howeb, and w-wowshipped t-the mowten image. 

106:20 T-Thus they changed theiw gwowy into t-the simiwitude of an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox that 
eateth gwass. 

106:21 They fowgat God theiw saviouw, which h-had donye gweat things in 
Egypt; 

106:22 Wondwous wowks in t-the wand of Ham, and t-tewwibwe things by t-the 
Wed sea. 

╮(￣ω￣;)╭ 1-106:23 Thewefowe he said that he w-wouwd d-destwoy t-them, h-had nyot Moses his 
chosen s-stood befowe him in t-the bweach, to tuwn away his wwath, west he 
shouwd d-destwoy them. 

106:24 Yea, they (>_<) d-despised t-the pweasant wand, they bewieved nyot his 
wowd: 

106:25 But (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed in theiw tents, and heawkenyed nyot u-unto t-the voice 
of t-the WOWD. 

106:26 Thewefowe he w-wifted up his hand against t-them, to ovewthwow t-them 
in t-the wiwdewnyess: 

106:27 To ovewthwow theiw seed awso among t-the n-nyations, and to scattew 
t-them in t-the wands. 

106:28 They j-joinyed themsewves awso u-unto B-Baawpeow, and ate t-the 
s-sacwifices of t-the dead. 

106:29 T-Thus they p-pwovoked him to angew with theiw i-inventions: and t-the 
pwague bwake in upon them. 

106:30 T-Then s-stood up Phinyehas, and executed judgment: and so t-the 
pwague w-was stayed. 

106:31 And that w-was c-counted u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wighteousnyess u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
genyewations (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 

106:32 They angewed him awso a-at t-the watews of stwife, so that it went 
iww with Moses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw s-sakes: 

106:33 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they p-pwovoked his spiwit, so that he spake unyadvisedwy 
with his w-wips. 

106:34 They did nyot d-destwoy t-the n-nyations, c-concewnying whom t-the WOWD 
commanded (=`ω´=) t-them: 

106:35 But wewe mingwed among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed theiw wowks. 

106:36 And they sewved theiw (o･ω･o) i-idows: which wewe a snyawe u-unto them. 

106:37 Yea, they sacwificed theiw sons and theiw daughtews u-unto 
( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, 

106:38 And shed innyocent bwood, even t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of theiw sons and of 
theiw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, whom they sacwificed u-unto t-the idows of C-Canyaan: and 
t-the wand w-was powwuted with bwood. 

106:39 T-Thus wewe they defiwed with theiw own wowks, and went a whowing 
with theiw own inventions. 

106:40 Thewefowe w-was t-the wwath of t-the WOWD kindwed against his p-peopwe, 
i-insomuch that he a-abhowwed his own inhewitance. 

106:41 And he gave t-them into t-the hand of t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; and they that 
hated t-them wuwed o-ovew them. 

106:42 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw enyemies awso oppwessed t-them, and they wewe b-bwought into 
s-subjection undew theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

1-106:43 Many times did he d-dewivew t-them; but they p-pwovoked him with 
theiw counsew, and wewe b-bwought (T_T) *cries* w-wow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw inyiquity. 

106:44 Nyevewthewess he wegawded theiw a-affwiction, when he heawd theiw 
cwy: 

106:45 And he wemembewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them his c-covenyant, and wepented a-accowding 
to t-the muwtitude of his m-mewcies. 

106:46 He m-made t-them awso to be p-pitied of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that cawwied t-them 
captives. 

106:47 Save u-us, O-O WOWD ouw G-God, and gathew us fwom among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, 
to g-give thanks u-unto thy h-howy nyame, and to t-twiumph in thy pwaise. 

106:48 Bwessed be t-the WOWD God of Iswaew fwom evewwasting to 
evewwasting: and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe say, A-Amen. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. 



107:1 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is good: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

107:2 Wet t-the wedeemed of t-the WOWD say so, whom he hath wedeemed fwom 
t-the hand of t-the enyemy; 

107:3 And gathewed t-them out of t-the wands, fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and fwom t-the 
west, fwom t-the nyowth, and fwom t-the south. 

1-107:4 They OwO w-wandewed in t-the wiwdewnyess in a sowitawy way; they f-found nyo 
city to dweww in. 

107:5 Hungwy and t-thiwsty, theiw souw fainted in them. 

107:6 T-Then they cwied u-unto t-the WOWD in theiw twoubwe, and he dewivewed 
t-them out of theiw distwesses. 

107:7 And he w-wed t-them fowth by t-the wight way, that they m-might go to a 
city of h-habitation. 

1-107:8 O-Oh that men w-wouwd pwaise t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his goodnyess, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
wondewfuw wowks to t-the chiwdwen of men! 

1-107:9 Fow he s-satisfieth t-the wonging s-souw, and fiwweth t-the (・_・ヾ h-hungwy souw 
with g-goodnyess. 

107:10 S-Such as sit in dawknyess and in t-the shadow of d-death, being b-bound 
in affwiction and iwon; 

1-107:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they webewwed against t-the w-wowds of G-God, and contemnyed 
t-the counsew of t-the most High: 

107:12 Thewefowe he b-bwought down theiw heawt with wabouw; they feww 
down, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to hewp. 

107:13 T-Then they cwied u-unto t-the WOWD in theiw twoubwe, and he saved 
t-them out of theiw distwesses. 

1-107:14 He b-bwought t-them out of dawknyess and t-the shadow of d-death, and 
bwake theiw bands in sundew. 

107:15 O-Oh that men w-wouwd pwaise t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his goodnyess, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
wondewfuw wowks to t-the chiwdwen of men! 

107:16 Fow he hath bwoken t-the gates of b-bwass, and cut t-the baws of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon 
in sundew. 

107:17 Foows because of theiw twansgwession, and because of theiw 
inyiquities, awe affwicted. 

107:18 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw souw abhowweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of meat; and they d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
u-unto t-the gates of death. 

107:19 T-Then they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the WOWD in theiw twoubwe, and he saveth 
t-them out of theiw distwesses. 

107:20 He sent his wowd, and heawed t-them, and dewivewed t-them fwom 
theiw destwuctions. 

107:21 O-Oh that men w-wouwd pwaise t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his goodnyess, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
wondewfuw wowks to t-the chiwdwen of men! 

107:22 And wet t-them sacwifice t-the s-sacwifices of thanksgiving, and 
decwawe his wowks with wejoicing. 

107:23 They that go down to t-the sea in s-ships, that (^-^*)/ d-do businyess in 
gweat watews; 

1-107:24 These s-see t-the wowks of t-the WOWD, and his w-wondews in t-the deep. 

107:25 Fow he commandeth, and waiseth t-the stowmy wind, which wifteth 
up t-the waves t-theweof. 

107:26 They mount up to t-the heaven, they go down again to t-the depths: 
theiw souw is mewted because of twoubwe. 

( ~*-*)~ *twerks* 1-107:27 They weew to and fwo, and ( ~*-*)~ s-staggew w-wike a dwunken ^.^ m-man, and awe 
a-at theiw w-wit's end. 

107:28 T-Then they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the WOWD in theiw twoubwe, and he bwingeth 
t-them out of theiw distwesses. 

107:29 He m-maketh t-the stowm a c-cawm, so that t-the waves theweof awe 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

1-107:30 T-Then awe they gwad because they be quiet; so he bwingeth t-them 
u-unto theiw desiwed haven. 

107:31 O-Oh that men w-wouwd pwaise t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his goodnyess, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
wondewfuw wowks to t-the chiwdwen of men! 

107:32 Wet t-them e-exawt him awso in t-the c-congwegation of t-the p-peopwe, and 
pwaise him in t-the assembwy of t-the e-ewdews. 

107:33 He tuwnyeth (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews into a wiwdewnyess, and t-the watewspwings into 
dwy g-gwound; 

1-107:34 A-A f-fwuitfuw wand into bawwennyess, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wickednyess of t-them 
that dweww thewein. 

107:35 He tuwnyeth t-the wiwdewnyess into a standing watew, and dwy (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound 
into watewspwings. 

(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 1-107:36 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he m-maketh t-the (・_・ヾ h-hungwy to dweww, that they may p-pwepawe 
a city (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow habitation; 

107:37 And sow t-the fiewds, and pwant vinyeyawds, which may yiewd fwuits 
of i-incwease. 

1-107:38 He bwesseth t-them awso, so that they awe m-muwtipwied gweatwy; and 
suffeweth nyot theiw cattwe to decwease. 

107:39 A-Again, they awe minyished and b-bwought (T_T) *cries* w-wow thwough oppwession, 
a-affwiction, and \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. 

107:40 He pouweth contempt upon pwinces, and causeth t-them to wandew in 
t-the wiwdewnyess, whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo way. 

107:41 Y-Yet setteth he t-the poow on high fwom a-affwiction, and m-maketh him 
famiwies w-wike a fwock. 

107:42 The wighteous shaww s-see it, and wejoice: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww i-inyiquity shaww 
stop hew mouth. 

107:43 Whoso is w-wise, and wiww o-obsewve these things, even they shaww 
undewstand t-the wovingkindnyess of t-the WOWD. 



108:1 O-O (・_・ヾ g-god, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is fixed; I wiww sing and g-give p-pwaise, even with 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy. 

(o･ω･o) 1-108:2 Awake, psawtewy and hawp: I mysewf wiww awake eawwy. 

108:3 I wiww pwaise thee, O-O WOWD, among t-the peopwe: and I wiww sing 
p-pwaises u-unto thee among t-the nyations. 

108:4 Fow thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy is gweat a-above t-the h-heavens: and thy twuth weacheth 
u-unto t-the c-cwouds. 

108:5 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou exawted, O-O G-God, a-above t-the h-heavens: and thy gwowy a-above 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth; 

108:6 That thy bewoved may be dewivewed: s-save with thy wight hand, and 
answew me. 

108:7 God hath spoken in his howinyess; I wiww wejoice, I wiww divide 
S-Shechem, and mete out t-the vawwey of Succoth. 

108:8 Giwead is minye; Manyasseh is minye; Ephwaim awso is t-the stwength 
of minye h-head; Judah is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wawgivew; 

108:9 Moab is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my washpot; o-ovew Edom wiww I cast out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-shoe; o-ovew 
Phiwistia wiww I twiumph. 

108:10 Who wiww bwing m-me into t-the stwong city? who wiww wead m-me into 
Edom? 

1-108:11 Wiwt nyot thou, O-O G-God, who hast cast us off? and wiwt nyot thou, 
O-O G-God, go fowth with ouw h-hosts? 

108:12 Give us hewp fwom t-twoubwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vain is t-the hewp of m-man. 

108:13 Thwough God we shaww (^-^*)/ d-do vawiantwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he it is that shaww 
twead down ouw enyemies. 



109:1 Howd nyot thy p-peace, O-O God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwaise; 

109:2 Fow t-the mouth of t-the wicked and t-the mouth of t-the deceitfuw awe 
openyed against me: they have spoken against m-me with a wying tongue. 

1-109:3 They compassed m-me about awso with w-wowds of hatwed; and fought 
against m-me without a cause. 

109:4 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove they awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my advewsawies: but I g-give mysewf u-unto 
p-pwayew. 

1-109:5 And they have wewawded m-me eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good, and hatwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove. 

1-109:6 Set t-thou a wicked man o-ovew him: and wet Satan stand a-at his wight 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

1-109:7 When he shaww be judged, wet him be c-condemnyed: and wet his 
pwayew become sin. 

109:8 Wet his days be f-few; and wet anyothew o(>ω<)o t-take his office. 

109:9 Wet his chiwdwen be (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and his wife a widow. 

1-109:10 Wet his chiwdwen be continyuawwy vagabonds, and beg: wet t-them 
seek theiw bwead awso out of theiw desowate pwaces. 

109:11 Wet t-the e-extowtionyew catch (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-hath; and wet t-the 
stwangews spoiw his wabouw. 

109:12 Wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyonye to e-extend (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto him: nyeithew wet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
be any to favouw his fathewwess chiwdwen. 

109:13 Wet his postewity be cut off; and in t-the genyewation fowwowing 
wet theiw nyame be bwotted ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

1-109:14 Wet t-the i-inyiquity of his f-fathews be wemembewed with t-the WOWD; 
and wet nyot t-the sin of his mothew be bwotted ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

1-109:15 Wet t-them be befowe t-the WOWD c-continyuawwy, that he may cut off 
t-the memowy of t-them fwom t-the eawth. 

109:16 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that he wemembewed nyot to s-shew m-mewcy, but pewsecuted 
t-the poow and nyeedy ^.^ m-man, that he m-might even (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the bwoken in heawt. 

109:17 As he woved cuwsing, so wet it come u-unto him: as he dewighted 
nyot in b-bwessing, so wet it be faw fwom h-him. 

(≧◡≦) 1-109:18 As he cwothed himsewf with c-cuwsing w-wike as with his gawment, so 
wet it come into his b-bowews w-wike watew, and w-wike oiw into his bonyes. 

1-109:19 Wet it be u-unto him as t-the gawment which coveweth him, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
g-giwdwe whewewith he is giwded continyuawwy. 

1-109:20 Wet this be t-the wewawd of minye advewsawies fwom t-the WOWD, and 
of t-them that speak eviw against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

109:21 But (^-^*)/ d-do t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, O-O GOD t-the W-Wowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame's sake: 
because thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy is g-good, d-dewivew t-thou me. 

(✯◡✯) 1-109:22 Fow I am poow and nyeedy, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is w-wounded within me. 

109:23 I am gonye w-wike t-the shadow when it decwinyeth: I am t-tossed up and 
down as t-the wocust. 

109:24 My k-knyees awe weak thwough fasting; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh faiweth of 
f-fatnyess. 

109:25 I became awso a wepwoach u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: when they wooked upon m-me 
they s-shaked theiw heads. 

1-109:26 Hewp me, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: O-O s-save m-me a-accowding to thy mewcy: 

109:27 That they may knyow that this is thy hand; that thou, WOWD, hast 
donye it. 

109:28 Wet t-them cuwse, but bwess thou: when they a-awise, wet t-them be 
ashamed; but wet thy sewvant wejoice. 

109:29 Wet minye advewsawies be cwothed with shame, and wet t-them covew 
themsewves with theiw own (O.O) *hugs tightly* c-confusion, as with a mantwe. 

109:30 I wiww gweatwy pwaise t-the WOWD with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww 
pwaise him among t-the (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

109:31 Fow he shaww stand a-at t-the wight hand of t-the poow, to s-save him 
fwom those that c-condemn his souw. 



110:1 The WOWD said u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, Sit t-thou a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, untiw I 
make thinye enyemies thy footstoow. 

110:2 The WOWD shaww send t-the wod of thy stwength out of Z-Zion: w-wuwe 
t-thou in t-the m-midst of thinye enyemies. 

110:3 Thy peopwe shaww be wiwwing in t-the day of thy p-powew, in t-the 
beauties of howinyess fwom t-the womb of t-the mownying: t-thou hast t-the dew 
of thy youth. 

110:4 The WOWD hath swown, and wiww nyot wepent, T-Thou awt a pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
e-evew aftew t-the owdew of Mewchizedek. 

110:5 The Wowd a-at thy wight hand shaww stwike thwough kings in t-the day 
of his wwath. 

1-110:6 He shaww j-judge among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, he shaww fiww t-the pwaces with 
t-the dead bodies; he shaww wound t-the heads o-ovew many c-countwies. 

(´ ω `♡) 1-110:7 He shaww dwink of t-the b-bwook in t-the w-way: thewefowe shaww he wift 
up t-the head. 



1-111:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. I wiww pwaise t-the WOWD with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt, 
in t-the assembwy of t-the upwight, and in t-the c-congwegation. 

111:2 The wowks of t-the WOWD awe g-gweat, sought out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that 
have pweasuwe thewein. 

111:3 His wowk is honyouwabwe and g-gwowious: and his wighteousnyess 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

111:4 He hath m-made his wondewfuw wowks to be wemembewed: t-the WOWD is 
gwacious and f-fuww of compassion. 

111:5 He hath given meat u-unto t-them that f-feaw him: he wiww e-evew be 
mindfuw of his covenyant. 

111:6 He hath shewed his peopwe t-the p-powew of his wowks, that he may 
g-give t-them t-the hewitage of t-the heathen. 

111:7 The wowks of his h-hands awe vewity and judgment; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
c-commandments awe suwe. 

1-111:8 They stand fast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew, and awe donye in twuth and 
upwightnyess. 

111:9 He sent ~(>_<~) w-wedemption u-unto his peopwe: he hath commanded his 
c-covenyant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: h-howy and wevewend is his nyame. 

111:10 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is t-the beginnying of w-wisdom: a g-good 
undewstanding have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that (^-^*)/ d-do his commandments: his pwaise 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 



112:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Bwessed is t-the man that feaweth t-the WOWD, 
that (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth gweatwy in his commandments. 

112:2 His seed shaww be mighty upon eawth: t-the genyewation of t-the 
upwight shaww be bwessed. 

112:3 Weawth and w-wiches shaww be in his house: and his wighteousnyess 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

112:4 Unto t-the upwight (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awiseth wight in t-the dawknyess: he is 
g-gwacious, and f-fuww of compassion, and wighteous. 

112:5 A-A g-good man sheweth favouw, and w-wendeth: he wiww guide his 
affaiws with discwetion. 

112:6 S-Suwewy he shaww nyot be moved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: t-the wighteous shaww be in 
evewwasting wemembwance. 

112:7 He shaww nyot be afwaid of eviw tidings: his heawt is fixed, 
twusting in t-the WOWD. 

112:8 His heawt is estabwished, he shaww nyot be afwaid, untiw he s-see 
his d-desiwe upon his enyemies. 

112:9 He hath dispewsed, he hath given to t-the poow; his wighteousnyess 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; his (・_・ヾ h-hown shaww be exawted with honyouw. 

112:10 The wicked shaww s-see it, and be gwieved; he shaww gnyash with 
his t-teeth, and mewt (☆ω☆) a-away: t-the d-desiwe of t-the wicked shaww pewish. 



113:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Pwaise, O-O ye (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the WOWD, pwaise 
t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. 

113:2 Bwessed be t-the nyame of t-the WOWD fwom this time fowth and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evewmowe. 

1-113:3 Fwom t-the wising of t-the sun u-unto t-the g-going down of t-the same t-the 
WOWD's nyame is to be pwaised. 

113:4 The WOWD is high a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, and his gwowy a-above t-the 
(´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

(^ω~) 1-113:5 Who is w-wike u-unto t-the WOWD ouw G-God, who d-dwewweth on high, 

1-113:6 Who humbweth himsewf to (x_x)V b-behowd t-the things that awe in heaven, 
and in t-the e-eawth! 

113:7 He waiseth up t-the poow out of t-the dust, and wifteth t-the nyeedy 
out of t-the dunghiww; 

113:8 That he may s-set him with pwinces, even with t-the pwinces of his 
peopwe. 

113:9 He m-maketh t-the b-bawwen woman to keep h-house, and to be a joyfuw 
mothew of chiwdwen. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. 



114:1 When Iswaew went out of Egypt, t-the house of J-Jacob fwom a peopwe 
of s-stwange wanguage; 

114:2 Judah w-was his s-sanctuawy, and Iswaew his dominyion. 

(o-_-o) 1-114:3 The sea saw it, and fwed: (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan w-was dwiven back. 

1-114:4 The mountains skipped w-wike wams, and t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe hiwws w-wike 
w-wambs. 

114:5 What aiwed thee, O-O t-thou sea, that t-thou fweddest? t-thou Jowdan, 
that t-thou wast dwiven back? 

114:6 Ye mountains, that ye skipped w-wike w-wams; and ye ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe h-hiwws, 
w-wike wambs? 

1-114:7 Twembwe, t-thou eawth, a-at t-the pwesence of t-the W-Wowd, a-at t-the 
pwesence of t-the God of Jacob; 

114:8 W-Which (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the w-wock into a standing watew, t-the fwint into a 
fountain of watews. 



115:1 Nyot u-unto u-us, O-O WOWD, nyot u-unto u-us, but u-unto thy nyame g-give gwowy, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy m-mewcy, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy twuth's sake. 

115:2 Whewefowe shouwd t-the heathen say, Whewe is nyow theiw God? 

1-115:3 But ouw God is in t-the h-heavens: he hath donye whatsoevew he hath 
pweased. 

115:4 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw idows awe s-siwvew and gowd, t-the wowk of men's hands. 

(✯◡✯) *sweats* 1-115:5 They have m-mouths, but they speak nyot: eyes have they, but they 
s-see nyot: 

115:6 They have eaws, but they h-heaw nyot: nyoses have they, but they 
s-smeww nyot: 

115:7 They have hands, but they handwe nyot: feet have they, but they 
wawk nyot: nyeithew speak they thwough theiw thwoat. 

115:8 They that make t-them awe w-wike u-unto t-them; so is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that 
t-twusteth in them. 

115:9 O-O I-Iswaew, t-twust t-thou in t-the WOWD: he is theiw hewp and theiw 
shiewd. 

x3 *pokes you* 1-115:10 O-O house of Aawon, t-twust in t-the WOWD: he is theiw hewp and theiw 
shiewd. 

115:11 Ye that f-feaw t-the WOWD, t-twust in t-the WOWD: he is theiw hewp and 
theiw shiewd. 

115:12 The WOWD hath b-been mindfuw of us: he wiww bwess us; he wiww 
bwess t-the house of I-Iswaew; he wiww bwess t-the house of Aawon. 

1-115:13 He wiww bwess t-them that f-feaw t-the WOWD, both smaww and g-gweat. 

115:14 The WOWD shaww incwease you mowe and m-mowe, you and youw 
chiwdwen. 

115:15 Ye awe bwessed of t-the WOWD which m-made heaven and eawth. 

115:16 The heaven, even t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, awe t-the WOWD's: but t-the eawth 
hath he given to t-the chiwdwen of m-men. 

115:17 The dead pwaise nyot t-the WOWD, nyeithew any that go down into 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-siwence. 

115:18 But we wiww bwess t-the WOWD fwom this time fowth and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evewmowe. 

Pwaise t-the WOWD. 



116:1 I wove t-the WOWD, because he hath heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
suppwications. 

1-116:2 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he hath |･ω･) i-incwinyed his eaw u-unto me, thewefowe wiww I caww 
upon him as wong as I w-wive. 

116:3 The sowwows of death compassed me, and t-the pains of heww gat 
h-howd upon me: I f-found twoubwe and \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. 

116:4 T-Then cawwed I upon t-the nyame of t-the WOWD; O-O WOWD, I b-beseech thee, 
d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

116:5 Gwacious is t-the WOWD, and w-wighteous; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, ouw God is m-mewcifuw. 

1-116:6 The WOWD pwesewveth t-the simpwe: I w-was b-bwought wow, and he hewped 
me. 

116:7 W-Wetuwn u-unto thy west, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath d-deawt 
bountifuwwy with thee. 

116:8 Fow t-thou hast dewivewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fwom d-death, minye eyes fwom 
teaws, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet fwom fawwing. 

116:9 I wiww wawk befowe t-the WOWD in t-the wand of t-the wiving. 

116:10 I bewieved, thewefowe have I spoken: I w-was gweatwy affwicted: 

116:11 I said in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my haste, Aww men awe w-wiaws. 

(＞ｍ＜) 1-116:12 What shaww I w-wendew u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his benyefits towawd 
m-me? 

116:13 I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the cup of sawvation, and caww upon t-the nyame of t-the 
WOWD. 

116:14 I wiww pay o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows u-unto t-the WOWD nyow in t-the pwesence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
peopwe. 

116:15 P-Pwecious in t-the sight of t-the WOWD is t-the death of his saints. 

1-116:16 O-O WOWD, t-twuwy I am thy sewvant; I am thy s-sewvant, and t-the son 
of thinye h-handmaid: t-thou hast w-woosed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds. 

116:17 I wiww offew to thee t-the sacwifice of thanksgiving, and wiww 
caww upon t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. 

116:18 I wiww pay o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows u-unto t-the WOWD nyow in t-the pwesence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
peopwe. 

(⌒▽⌒)☆ 1-116:19 In t-the couwts of t-the WOWD's h-house, in t-the m-midst of thee, O-O 
Jewusawem. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. 



(o^ ^o) *notices bulge* 1-117:1 O-O pwaise t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye n-nyations: pwaise him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye peopwe. 

117:2 Fow his m-mewcifuw k-kindnyess is gweat towawd us: and t-the twuth of 
t-the WOWD enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. 



1-118:1 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is good: because his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

118:2 Wet Iswaew nyow say, that his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

118:3 Wet t-the house of Aawon nyow say, that his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

118:4 Wet t-them nyow that f-feaw t-the WOWD say, that his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

118:5 I cawwed upon t-the WOWD in distwess: t-the WOWD answewed me, and 
s-set m-me in a wawge pwace. 

118:6 The WOWD is on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my side; I wiww nyot feaw: what c-can man (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto 
m-me? 

118:7 The WOWD taketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pawt with t-them that hewp me: thewefowe shaww 
I s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-desiwe upon t-them that hate me. 

1-118:8 I-It is bettew to t-twust in t-the WOWD than to put confidence in m-man. 

118:9 I-It is bettew to t-twust in t-the WOWD than to put confidence in 
p-pwinces. 

118:10 Aww nyations compassed m-me about: but in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD 
wiww I d-destwoy them. 

1-118:11 They compassed m-me a-about; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they compassed m-me about: but in 
t-the nyame of t-the WOWD I wiww d-destwoy them. 

118:12 They compassed m-me about w-wike b-bees: they awe quenched as t-the 
fiwe of thowns: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD I wiww d-destwoy them. 

1-118:13 T-Thou hast thwust sowe a-at m-me that I m-might faww: but t-the WOWD 
hewped me. 

118:14 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength and song, and is become o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. 

118:15 The voice of w-wejoicing and sawvation is in t-the tabewnyacwes of 
t-the w-wighteous: t-the wight hand of t-the WOWD doeth vawiantwy. 

118:16 The wight hand of t-the WOWD is exawted: t-the wight hand of t-the 
WOWD doeth vawiantwy. 

118:17 I shaww nyot die, but wive, and decwawe t-the wowks of t-the WOWD. 

^.^ 1-118:18 The WOWD hath (o-_-o) c-chastenyed m-me sowe: but he hath nyot given m-me o-ovew 
u-unto death. 

118:19 Open to m-me t-the gates of wighteousnyess: I wiww go into t-them, and 
I wiww pwaise t-the WOWD: 

1-118:20 This gate of t-the WOWD, into which t-the wighteous shaww entew. 

118:21 I wiww pwaise t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast heawd me, and awt become o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-sawvation. 

118:22 The stonye which t-the buiwdews wefused is become t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head stonye 
of t-the cownyew. 

118:23 This is t-the WOWD's d-doing; it is mawvewwous in ouw eyes. 

118:24 This is t-the day which t-the WOWD hath m-made; we wiww wejoice and 
be gwad in it. 

118:25 Save n-nyow, I b-beseech thee, O-O WOWD: O-O WOWD, I b-beseech thee, send 
nyow pwospewity. 

118:26 Bwessed be he that cometh in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: we have 
bwessed you out of t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

1-118:27 God is t-the WOWD, which hath shewed us wight: bind t-the sacwifice 
with c-cowds, even u-unto t-the howns of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

1-118:28 T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and I wiww pwaise t-thee: t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I 
wiww e-exawt thee. 

118:29 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is good: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 



119:1 Bwessed awe t-the u-undefiwed in t-the way, who wawk in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the 
WOWD. 

>w< 1-119:2 Bwessed awe they that keep his testimonyies, and that seek him 
with t-the w-whowe heawt. 

1-119:3 They awso (^-^*)/ d-do nyo i-inyiquity: they wawk in his w-ways. 

119:4 T-Thou hast commanded us to keep thy pwecepts diwigentwy. 

119:5 O-O that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways wewe diwected to keep thy statutes! 

119:6 T-Then shaww I nyot be a-ashamed, when I have wespect u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
commandments. 

119:7 I wiww pwaise thee with upwightnyess of heawt, when I shaww have 
(つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed thy wighteous judgments. 

1-119:8 I wiww keep thy statutes: O-O fowsake m-me nyot uttewwy. 

1-119:9 Whewewithaw shaww a young man cweanse his way? by taking heed 
theweto a-accowding to thy wowd. 

1-119:10 With o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt have I sought t-thee: O-O wet m-me nyot wandew 
fwom thy commandments. 

119:11 Thy wowd have I hid in minye heawt, that I m-might nyot sin against 
thee. 

119:12 Bwessed awt thou, O-O WOWD: t-teach m-me thy statutes. 

1-119:13 With o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips have I d-decwawed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the judgments of thy mouth. 

119:14 I have w-wejoiced in t-the w-way of thy testimonyies, as m-much as in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wiches. 

119:15 I wiww meditate in thy p-pwecepts, and have wespect u-unto thy 
w-ways. 

119:16 I wiww dewight mysewf in thy statutes: I wiww nyot fowget thy 
wowd. 

119:17 Deaw bountifuwwy with thy s-sewvant, that I may wive, and keep 
thy wowd. 

119:18 Open t-thou minye eyes, that I may (x_x)V b-behowd wondwous things out of 
thy waw. 

119:19 I am a stwangew in t-the eawth: hide nyot thy c-commandments fwom 
me. 

119:20 My souw bweaketh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wonging that it hath u-unto thy 
judgments a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times. 

119:21 T-Thou hast webuked t-the pwoud that awe c-cuwsed, which (^-^*)/ d-do eww fwom 
thy commandments. 

1-119:22 Wemove fwom m-me wepwoach and c-contempt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have kept thy 
testimonyies. 

119:23 P-Pwinces awso did sit and speak against me: but thy sewvant did 
meditate in thy statutes. 

119:24 Thy testimonyies awso awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewight and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsewwows. 

119:25 My souw cweaveth u-unto t-the dust: quicken t-thou m-me a-accowding to 
thy wowd. 

1-119:26 I have d-decwawed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, and t-thou heawdest me: t-teach m-me thy 
statutes. 

1-119:27 Make m-me to undewstand t-the w-way of thy pwecepts: so shaww I tawk 
of thy wondwous wowks. 

119:28 My souw mewteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow heavinyess: stwengthen t-thou m-me a-accowding 
u-unto thy wowd. 

119:29 Wemove fwom m-me t-the w-way of wying: and gwant m-me thy (☆▽☆) w-waw 
g-gwaciouswy. 

119:30 I have chosen t-the w-way of twuth: thy judgments have I w-waid 
befowe me. 

119:31 I have stuck u-unto thy t-testimonyies: O-O WOWD, put m-me nyot to shame. 

119:32 I wiww w-wun t-the w-way of thy commandments, when t-thou shawt enwawge 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. 

119:33 Teach me, O-O WOWD, t-the w-way of thy s-statutes; and I shaww keep it 
u-unto t-the end. 

1-119:34 Give m-me u-undewstanding, and I shaww keep thy waw; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I shaww 
o-obsewve it with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt. 

119:35 Make m-me to go in t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of thy commandments; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (^-^*)/ d-do I 
dewight. 

119:36 Incwinye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt u-unto thy testimonyies, and nyot to covetousnyess. 

119:37 T-Tuwn away minye eyes fwom behowding vanyity; and quicken t-thou m-me 
in thy way. 

1-119:38 Stabwish thy wowd u-unto thy s-sewvant, who is d-devoted to thy feaw. 

119:39 T-Tuwn away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach which I feaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy judgments awe good. 

119:40 Behowd, I have wonged aftew thy pwecepts: quicken m-me in thy 
( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

119:41 Wet thy mewcies come awso u-unto me, O-O WOWD, even thy sawvation, 
a-accowding to thy wowd. 

1-119:42 S-So shaww I have whewewith to answew him that w-wepwoacheth me: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-twust in thy wowd. 

119:43 And o(>ω<)o t-take nyot t-the wowd of twuth u-uttewwy out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
have hoped in thy judgments. 

119:44 S-So shaww I keep thy (☆▽☆) w-waw continyuawwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

119:45 And I wiww wawk a-at wibewty: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I seek thy pwecepts. 

1-119:46 I wiww speak of thy testimonyies awso befowe kings, and wiww nyot 
be a-ashamed. 

119:47 And I wiww dewight mysewf in thy commandments, which I have 
w-woved. 

1-119:48 My h-hands awso wiww I wift up u-unto thy commandments, which I 
have woved; and I wiww meditate in thy statutes. 

119:49 Wemembew t-the wowd u-unto thy s-sewvant, upon which t-thou hast caused 
m-me to hope. 

119:50 This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my comfowt in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my a-affwiction: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wowd hath 
quickenyed me. 

119:51 The pwoud have h-had m-me gweatwy in dewision: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have I nyot 
decwinyed fwom thy waw. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *twerks* 1-119:52 I wemembewed thy judgments of o-owd, O-O WOWD; and have c-comfowted 
mysewf. 

1-119:53 Howwow hath taken h-howd upon m-me because of t-the wicked that 
fowsake thy waw. 

119:54 Thy s-statutes have b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-songs in t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-piwgwimage. 

119:55 I have wemembewed thy nyame, O-O WOWD, in t-the nyight, and have kept 
thy waw. 

1-119:56 This I had, because I kept thy pwecepts. 

119:57 T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my powtion, O-O WOWD: I have said that I w-wouwd keep thy 
wowds. 

119:58 I intweated thy favouw with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe (*°▽°*) h-heawt: be m-mewcifuw u-unto m-me 
a-accowding to thy wowd. 

1-119:59 I thought on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet u-unto thy testimonyies. 

119:60 I m-made haste, and dewayed nyot to keep thy commandments. 

119:61 The bands of t-the wicked have w-wobbed me: but I have nyot 
fowgotten thy waw. 

119:62 {{ (>_<) }} A-At midnyight I wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise to g-give thanks u-unto thee because of thy 
wighteous judgments. 

119:63 I am a companyion of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that f-feaw thee, and of t-them that 
keep thy pwecepts. 

119:64 The eawth, O-O WOWD, is f-fuww of thy mewcy: t-teach m-me thy statutes. 

119:65 T-Thou hast d-deawt w-weww with thy s-sewvant, O-O WOWD, a-accowding u-unto 
thy wowd. 

119:66 Teach m-me g-good j-judgment and knyowwedge: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have bewieved thy 
commandments. 

119:67 Befowe I w-was affwicted I went astway: but nyow have I kept thy 
wowd. 

1-119:68 T-Thou awt g-good, and doest good; t-teach m-me thy statutes. 

119:69 The pwoud have fowged a w-wie against me: but I wiww keep thy 
pwecepts with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt. 

(*^‿^*) 1-119:70 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw heawt is as fat as gwease; but I dewight in thy waw. 

119:71 I-It is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me that I have b-been affwicted; that I m-might 
weawn thy statutes. 

1-119:72 The (☆▽☆) w-waw of thy mouth is bettew u-unto m-me than thousands of gowd 
and siwvew. 

(=^ ◡ ^=) 1-119:73 Thy h-hands have m-made m-me and fashionyed me: g-give m-me u-undewstanding, 
that I may weawn thy commandments. 

119:74 They that f-feaw thee wiww be gwad when they s-see m-me; because I 
have hoped in thy wowd. 

1-119:75 I knyow, O-O WOWD, that thy judgments awe (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, and that t-thou in 
faithfuwnyess hast affwicted me. 

119:76 Wet, I p-pway thee, thy m-mewcifuw k-kindnyess be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my comfowt, 
a-accowding to thy wowd u-unto thy sewvant. 

119:77 Wet thy tendew mewcies come u-unto me, that I may w-wive: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy 
(☆▽☆) w-waw is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewight. 

119:78 Wet t-the pwoud be ashamed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they d-deawt p-pewvewsewy with m-me 
without a (=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: but I wiww meditate in thy pwecepts. 

(=^‥^=) 1-119:79 Wet those that f-feaw thee tuwn u-unto me, and those that have 
knyown thy testimonyies. 

119:80 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt be s-sound in thy s-statutes; that I be nyot a-ashamed. 

119:81 My souw fainteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sawvation: but I hope in thy wowd. 

119:82 M-Minye eyes faiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wowd, s-saying, When wiwt t-thou comfowt m-me? 

1-119:83 Fow I am become w-wike a bottwe in t-the smoke; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (^-^*)/ d-do I nyot fowget 
thy statutes. 

119:84 How many awe t-the days of thy sewvant? when wiwt t-thou execute 
j-judgment on t-them that pewsecute m-me? 

119:85 The pwoud have digged pits (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, which awe nyot aftew thy waw. 

119:86 Aww thy c-commandments awe faithfuw: they pewsecute m-me 
(つ✧ω✧)つ w-wwongfuwwy; hewp t-thou me. 

1-119:87 They h-had a-awmost consumed m-me upon eawth; but I fowsook nyot thy 
pwecepts. 

119:88 Quicken m-me aftew thy wovingkindnyess; so shaww I keep t-the 
t-testimony of thy mouth. 

119:89 Fow evew, O-O WOWD, thy wowd is settwed in heaven. 

1-119:90 Thy faithfuwnyess is u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations: t-thou hast estabwished 
t-the eawth, and it abideth. 

119:91 They continyue this day a-accowding to thinye owdinyances: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
awe thy sewvants. 

119:92 Unwess thy (☆▽☆) w-waw h-had b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ╰(▔∀▔)╯ d-dewights, I shouwd t-then have 
pewished in minye affwiction. 

119:93 I wiww nyevew fowget thy pwecepts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with t-them t-thou hast 
quickenyed me. 

119:94 I am thinye, s-save me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have sought thy pwecepts. 

119:95 The wicked have waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to d-destwoy me: but I wiww 
considew thy testimonyies. 

119:96 I have s-seen an end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pewfection: but thy commandment is 
exceeding bwoad. 

119:97 O-O how I wove thy waw! it is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my meditation (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-day. 

119:98 T-Thou thwough thy c-commandments hast m-made m-me wisew than minye 
e-enyemies: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe e-evew with me. 

119:99 I have mowe undewstanding than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teachews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy 
testimonyies awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my meditation. 

119:100 I undewstand mowe than t-the ancients, because I keep thy 
pwecepts. 

119:101 I have wefwainyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy eviw way, that I m-might 
keep thy wowd. 

119:102 I have nyot depawted fwom thy j-judgments: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast taught 
me. 

119:103 How sweet awe thy w-wowds u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my taste! (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, sweetew than honyey 
to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth! 

1-119:104 Thwough thy pwecepts I get ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: thewefowe I hate 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fawse way. 

119:105 Thy wowd is a wamp u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, and a wight u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-path. 

119:106 I have swown, and I wiww pewfowm it, that I wiww keep thy 
wighteous judgments. 

119:107 I am affwicted vewy much: quicken me, O-O WOWD, a-accowding u-unto 
thy wowd. 

119:108 Accept, I b-beseech thee, t-the fweewiww offewings of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, O-O 
WOWD, and t-teach m-me thy judgments. 

(⌒ω⌒) 1-119:109 My souw is continyuawwy in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (^-^*)/ d-do I nyot fowget thy 
waw. 

119:110 The wicked have w-waid a snyawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I ewwed nyot fwom thy 
pwecepts. 

119:111 Thy testimonyies have I taken as an hewitage (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
awe t-the w-wejoicing of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. 

119:112 I have |･ω･) i-incwinyed minye heawt to pewfowm thy s-statutes awway, even 
u-unto t-the end. 

119:113 I hate vain thoughts: but thy (☆▽☆) w-waw (^-^*)/ d-do I wove. 

119:114 T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my :3 h-hiding pwace and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my shiewd: I hope in thy wowd. 

119:115 Depawt fwom me, ye ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *sighs* e-eviwdoews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww keep t-the c-commandments 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

119:116 Uphowd m-me a-accowding u-unto thy wowd, that I may w-wive: and wet m-me 
nyot be a-ashamed of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope. 

119:117 Howd t-thou m-me up, and I shaww be s-safe: and I wiww have wespect 
u-unto thy s-statutes continyuawwy. 

1-119:118 T-Thou hast twodden down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that eww fwom thy statutes: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw d-deceit is f-fawsehood. 

119:119 T-Thou puttest away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wicked of t-the eawth w-wike ( ╥ω╥ ) d-dwoss: 
thewefowe I wove thy testimonyies. 

119:120 My fwesh ♡(｡- ω -) *shuffles closer* t-twembweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of thee; and I am afwaid of thy 
judgments. 

119:121 I have donye j-judgment and justice: weave m-me nyot to minye 
oppwessows. 

119:122 (☆▽☆) B-Be s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good: wet nyot t-the pwoud o(>ω<)o o-oppwess 
me. 

119:123 M-Minye eyes faiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sawvation, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowd of thy 
( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

119:124 Deaw with thy sewvant a-accowding u-unto thy m-mewcy, and t-teach m-me 
thy statutes. 

119:125 I am thy sewvant; g-give m-me u-undewstanding, that I may knyow thy 
testimonyies. 

119:126 I-It is time (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, WOWD, to wowk: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have m-made void 
thy waw. 

119:127 Thewefowe I wove thy c-commandments a-above gowd; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, a-above finye 
gowd. 

119:128 Thewefowe I (＃`Д´) e-esteem (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy pwecepts c-concewnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things to 
be wight; and I hate {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fawse way. 

119:129 Thy testimonyies awe wondewfuw: thewefowe doth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw keep 
them. 

119:130 The entwance of thy w-wowds giveth wight; it giveth 
undewstanding u-unto t-the simpwe. 

119:131 I openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and panted: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wonged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy 
commandments. 

119:132 Wook t-thou upon me, and be m-mewcifuw u-unto me, as t-thou usest to 
(^-^*)/ d-do u-unto those that wove thy nyame. 

119:133 O-Owdew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my steps in thy wowd: and wet nyot any i-inyiquity have 
dominyion o-ovew me. 

119:134 D-Dewivew m-me fwom t-the oppwession of man: so wiww I keep thy 
pwecepts. 

119:135 Make thy f-face to (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon thy sewvant; and t-teach m-me thy 
statutes. 

119:136 Wivews of watews w-wun down minye eyes, because they keep nyot thy 
waw. 

119:137 (T_T) *cries* W-Wighteous awt thou, O-O WOWD, and upwight awe thy judgments. 

119:138 Thy testimonyies that t-thou hast commanded awe wighteous and 
vewy faithfuw. 

1-119:139 My zeaw hath consumed me, because minye enyemies have fowgotten 
thy wowds. 

119:140 Thy wowd is vewy o(≧▽≦)o p-puwe: thewefowe thy sewvant woveth it. 

119:141 I am smaww and (^人^) d-despised: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (^-^*)/ d-do nyot I fowget thy pwecepts. 

1-119:142 Thy wighteousnyess is an evewwasting wighteousnyess, and thy (☆▽☆) w-waw 
is t-the twuth. 

1-119:143 Twoubwe and a-anguish have taken h-howd on me: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thy 
c-commandments awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewights. 

119:144 The wighteousnyess of thy testimonyies is evewwasting: g-give m-me 
u-undewstanding, and I shaww w-wive. 

119:145 I cwied with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt; h-heaw me, O-O WOWD: I wiww keep thy 
statutes. 

(--_--) 1-119:146 I cwied u-unto thee; s-save me, and I shaww keep thy testimonyies. 

119:147 I pwevented t-the d-dawnying of t-the m-mownying, and cwied: I hoped in 
thy wowd. 

1-119:148 M-Minye eyes pwevent t-the nyight watches, that I m-might meditate in 
thy wowd. 

119:149 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice a-accowding u-unto thy w-wovingkindnyess: O-O WOWD, 
quicken m-me a-accowding to thy judgment. 

119:150 They d-dwaw nyigh that fowwow aftew mischief: they awe faw fwom 
thy waw. 

119:151 T-Thou awt nyeaw, O-O WOWD; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy c-commandments awe twuth. 

119:152 Concewnying thy testimonyies, I have knyown of o-owd that t-thou hast 
founded t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1-119:153 Considew minye a-affwiction, and d-dewivew me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot fowget 
thy waw. 

119:154 Pwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause, and d-dewivew me: quicken m-me a-accowding to thy 
wowd. 

119:155 S-Sawvation is faw fwom t-the wicked: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they seek nyot thy 
statutes. 

119:156 Gweat awe thy tendew mewcies, O-O WOWD: quicken m-me a-accowding to 
thy judgments. 

119:157 Many awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pewsecutows and minye enyemies; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (^-^*)/ d-do I nyot decwinye 
fwom thy testimonyies. 

119:158 I behewd t-the twansgwessows, and w-was gwieved; because they kept 
nyot thy wowd. 

119:159 Considew how I wove thy pwecepts: quicken me, O-O WOWD, 
a-accowding to thy wovingkindnyess. 

119:160 Thy wowd is twue fwom t-the beginnying: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of thy 
wighteous judgments enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-119:161 P-Pwinces have pewsecuted m-me without a (=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt 
standeth in a-awe of thy wowd. 

119:162 I wejoice a-at thy wowd, as onye that findeth gweat s-spoiw. 

119:163 I hate and abhow wying: but thy (☆▽☆) w-waw (^-^*)/ d-do I wove. 

119:164 Seven times a day (^-^*)/ d-do I pwaise thee because of thy wighteous 
judgments. 

119:165 Gweat peace have they which wove thy waw: and nyothing shaww 
offend them. 

119:166 WOWD, I have hoped (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sawvation, and donye thy 
commandments. 

119:167 My souw hath kept thy t-testimonyies; and I wove t-them 
exceedingwy. 

119:168 I have kept thy pwecepts and thy t-testimonyies: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways 
awe befowe thee. 

119:169 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw befowe thee, O-O WOWD: g-give m-me 
undewstanding a-accowding to thy wowd. 

1-119:170 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwication come befowe t-thee: d-dewivew m-me a-accowding to 
thy wowd. 

119:171 My w-wips shaww uttew p-pwaise, when t-thou hast taught m-me thy 
statutes. 

119:172 My tongue shaww speak of thy wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy c-commandments 
awe ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

1-119:173 Wet thinye hand hewp m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have chosen thy pwecepts. 

119:174 I have wonged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sawvation, O-O WOWD; and thy (☆▽☆) w-waw is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
dewight. 

119:175 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw wive, and it shaww pwaise thee; and wet thy 
judgments hewp me. 

119:176 I have gonye ( ~*-*)~ a-astway w-wike a wost sheep; seek thy sewvant; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
(^-^*)/ d-do nyot fowget thy commandments. 



120:1 In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-distwess I cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, and he heawd me. 

120:2 D-Dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, O-O WOWD, fwom wying wips, and fwom a deceitfuw 
tongue. 

120:3 What shaww be given u-unto thee? ow what shaww be donye u-unto thee, 
t-thou f-fawse tongue? 

1-120:4 Shawp awwows of t-the mighty, with coaws of junyipew. 

120:5 Woe is me, that I sojouwn in Mesech, that I dweww in t-the tents 
of Kedaw! 

1-120:6 My souw hath wong d-dwewt with him that hateth p-peace. 

120:7 I am (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace: but when I speak, they awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw. 



121:1 I wiww wift up minye eyes u-unto t-the h-hiwws, fwom whence cometh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hewp. 

o(>< )o 1-121:2 My hewp cometh fwom t-the WOWD, which m-made heaven and eawth. 

1-121:3 He wiww nyot s-suffew thy foot to be moved: he that keepeth thee 
wiww nyot swumbew. 

121:4 Behowd, he that keepeth Iswaew shaww nyeithew swumbew (=`ω´=) n-nyow sweep. 

121:5 The WOWD is thy k-keepew: t-the WOWD is thy shade upon thy wight 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

121:6 The sun shaww nyot smite thee by day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the moon by nyight. 

121:7 The WOWD shaww pwesewve thee fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eviw: he shaww pwesewve 
thy souw. 

1-121:8 The WOWD shaww pwesewve thy g-going out and thy coming in fwom 
this time fowth, and even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 



122:1 I w-was gwad when they said u-unto me, Wet us go into t-the house of 
t-the WOWD. 

122:2 O-Ouw feet shaww stand within thy gates, O-O Jewusawem. 

122:3 Jewusawem is buiwded as a city that is c-compact togethew: 

122:4 Whithew t-the twibes go up, t-the twibes of t-the WOWD, u-unto t-the 
t-testimony of I-Iswaew, to g-give thanks u-unto t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. 

122:5 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe s-set t-thwonyes of j-judgment, t-the t-thwonyes of t-the house 
of David. 

122:6 Pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peace of Jewusawem: they shaww p-pwospew that wove 
thee. 

122:7 Peace be within thy (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and p-pwospewity within thy pawaces. 

122:8 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and companyions' sakes, I wiww nyow say, Peace be 
within thee. 

122:9 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the house of t-the WOWD ouw God I wiww seek thy good. 



123:1 Unto thee wift I up minye eyes, O-O t-thou that dwewwest in t-the 
(´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

(・_・ヾ 1-123:2 Behowd, as t-the eyes of (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants wook u-unto t-the hand of theiw 
mastews, and as t-the eyes of a maiden u-unto t-the hand of hew mistwess; so 
ouw eyes wait upon t-the WOWD ouw G-God, untiw that he have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon us. 

123:3 H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon u-us, O-O WOWD, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe 
e-exceedingwy fiwwed with contempt. 

123:4 O-Ouw souw is e-exceedingwy fiwwed with t-the (＃`Д´) s-scownying of those that 
awe a-at ease, and with t-the contempt of t-the pwoud. 



1-124:1 If it h-had nyot b-been t-the WOWD who w-was on ouw side, nyow may Iswaew 
say; 

124:2 If it h-had nyot b-been t-the WOWD who w-was on ouw side, when men w-wose 
up against us: 

124:3 T-Then they h-had swawwowed us up quick, when theiw wwath w-was 
kindwed against us: 

1-124:4 T-Then t-the watews h-had o-ovewwhewmed u-us, t-the stweam h-had gonye o-ovew ouw 
souw: 

124:5 T-Then t-the pwoud watews h-had gonye o-ovew ouw souw. 

124:6 Bwessed be t-the WOWD, who hath nyot given us as a pwey to theiw 
teeth. 

( =ω=)..nyaa *moans* 1-124:7 O-Ouw souw is escaped as a biwd out of t-the snyawe of t-the f-fowwews: 
t-the snyawe is bwoken, and we awe escaped. 

124:8 O-Ouw hewp is in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, who m-made heaven and eawth. 



125:1 They that t-twust in t-the WOWD shaww be as mount Zion, which c-cannyot 
be w-wemoved, but abideth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

125:2 As t-the mountains awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about J-Jewusawem, so t-the WOWD is (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about his peopwe fwom hencefowth even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

125:3 Fow t-the wod of t-the wicked shaww nyot w-west upon t-the wot of t-the 
w-wighteous; west t-the wighteous put fowth theiw h-hands u-unto inyiquity. 

125:4 Do g-good, O-O WOWD, u-unto those that be g-good, and to t-them that awe 
upwight in theiw heawts. 

125:5 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow such as tuwn aside u-unto theiw cwooked ways, t-the WOWD 
shaww wead t-them fowth with t-the wowkews of i-inyiquity: but peace shaww be 
upon Iswaew. 



126:1 When t-the WOWD (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed again t-the captivity of Zion, we wewe w-wike 
t-them that dweam. 

126:2 T-Then w-was ouw mouth fiwwed with waughtew, and ouw tongue with 
singing: t-then said they among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, The WOWD hath donye gweat 
things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

126:3 The WOWD hath donye gweat things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us; wheweof we awe g-gwad. 

126:4 T-Tuwn again ouw c-captivity, O-O WOWD, as t-the stweams in t-the south. 

126:5 They that sow in teaws shaww w-weap in j-joy. 

1-126:6 He that goeth fowth and weepeth, beawing (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious seed, shaww 
doubtwess come again with wejoicing, bwinging his sheaves with h-him. 



127:1 Except t-the WOWD buiwd t-the h-house, they wabouw in vain that buiwd 
i-it: except t-the WOWD keep t-the city, t-the watchman waketh but in vain. 

127:2 I-It is vain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to (☆ω☆) w-wise up e-eawwy, to sit up wate, to e-eat t-the 
bwead of sowwows: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so he giveth his bewoved sweep. 

127:3 Wo, chiwdwen awe an hewitage of t-the WOWD: and t-the fwuit of t-the 
womb is his wewawd. 

127:4 As awwows awe in t-the hand of a mighty man; so awe chiwdwen of 
t-the youth. 

127:5 Happy is t-the man that hath his ^w^ q-quivew f-fuww of (=`ω´=) t-them: they shaww 
nyot be a-ashamed, but they shaww speak with t-the enyemies in t-the gate. 



128:1 Bwessed is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that feaweth t-the WOWD; that w-wawketh in his 
w-ways. 

128:2 Fow t-thou shawt e-eat t-the wabouw of thinye hands: happy shawt t-thou 
be, and it shaww be w-weww with thee. 

128:3 Thy wife shaww be as a f-fwuitfuw vinye by t-the s-sides of thinye 
house: thy chiwdwen w-wike owive p-pwants (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thy tabwe. 

1-128:4 Behowd, that thus shaww t-the man be bwessed that feaweth t-the 
WOWD. 

1-128:5 The WOWD shaww bwess thee out of Z-Zion: and t-thou shawt s-see t-the 
g-good of Jewusawem (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of thy wife. 

128:6 Yea, t-thou shawt s-see thy c-chiwdwen's c-chiwdwen, and peace upon 
Iswaew. 



129:1 Many a time have they affwicted m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth, may Iswaew nyow 
say: 

129:2 Many a time have they affwicted m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they have 
nyot p-pwevaiwed against me. 

129:3 The pwowews pwowed upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my back: they m-made wong theiw fuwwows. 

1-129:4 The WOWD is w-wighteous: he hath cut asundew t-the c-cowds of t-the 
wicked. 

129:5 Wet t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be confounded and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back that hate Z-Zion. 

129:6 Wet t-them be as t-the gwass upon t-the h-housetops, which witheweth 
afowe it g-gwoweth up: 

1-129:7 Whewewith t-the mowew fiwweth nyot his hand; (=`ω´=) n-nyow he that bindeth 
sheaves his bosom. 

129:8 N-Nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do they which go by say, The bwessing of t-the WOWD be 
upon you: we bwess you in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. 



130:1 Out of t-the depths have I cwied u-unto thee, O-O WOWD. 

130:2 W-Wowd, h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice: wet thinye eaws be a-attentive to t-the voice of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwications. 

^-^ *moans* 1-130:3 If thou, WOWD, shouwdest mawk inyiquities, O-O W-Wowd, who shaww 
stand? 

(✧∀✧)/ 1-130:4 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is fowgivenyess with thee, that t-thou mayest be feawed. 

~(>_<~) *hugs tightly* 1-130:5 I wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw doth wait, and in his wowd (^-^*)/ d-do I 
hope. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ 1-130:6 My souw waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd mowe than they that watch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
mownying: I say, mowe than they that watch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mownying. 

130:7 Wet Iswaew hope in t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with t-the WOWD (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is m-mewcy, 
and with him is p-pwenteous w-wedemption. 

130:8 And he shaww wedeem Iswaew fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his inyiquities. 



131:1 W-Wowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is nyot haughty, (=`ω´=) n-nyow minye eyes wofty: nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do I 
exewcise mysewf in gweat mattews, ow in things too high (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

131:2 S-Suwewy I have behaved and quieted mysewf, as a c-chiwd that is 
weanyed of his mothew: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is even as a weanyed chiwd. 

131:3 Wet Iswaew hope in t-the WOWD fwom hencefowth and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 



132:1 W-Wowd, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew D-David, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his a-affwictions: 

132:2 How he swawe u-unto t-the WOWD, and vowed u-unto t-the mighty God of 
Jacob; 

132:3 S-Suwewy I wiww nyot come into t-the tabewnyacwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, (=`ω´=) n-nyow go 
up into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bed; 

132:4 I wiww nyot g-give (o´∀`o) s-sweep to minye eyes, ow swumbew to minye e-eyewids, 

132:5 Untiw I f-find out a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD, an h-habitation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
mighty God of Jacob. 

132:6 Wo, we heawd of it a-at Ephwatah: we f-found it in t-the fiewds of t-the 
wood. 

132:7 We wiww go into his t-tabewnyacwes: we wiww w-wowship a-at his 
footstoow. 

132:8 Awise, O-O WOWD, into thy west; thou, and t-the awk of thy s-stwength. 

(☆ω☆) 1-132:9 Wet thy pwiests be cwothed with wighteousnyess; and wet thy 
saints shout (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-joy. 

132:10 Fow thy sewvant David's sake tuwn nyot away t-the f-face of thinye 
anyointed. 

132:11 The WOWD hath swown in twuth u-unto (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; he wiww nyot tuwn fwom 
it; O-Of t-the fwuit of thy body wiww I s-set upon thy thwonye. 

132:12 If thy chiwdwen wiww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-testimony that I 
shaww t-teach t-them, theiw chiwdwen shaww awso sit upon thy t-thwonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evewmowe. 

132:13 Fow t-the WOWD hath chosen Zion; he hath desiwed it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
h-habitation. 

132:14 This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-west (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: hewe wiww I dweww; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have desiwed 
it. 

132:15 I wiww abundantwy bwess hew pwovision: I wiww s-satisfy hew poow 
with bwead. 

132:16 I wiww awso cwothe hew pwiests with sawvation: and hew saints 
shaww shout awoud (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-joy. 

132:17 Thewe wiww I make t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of David to b-bud: I have o-owdainyed a 
wamp (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye anyointed. 

132:18 His enyemies wiww I cwothe with shame: but upon himsewf shaww 
his cwown fwouwish. 



133:1 Behowd, how g-good and how pweasant it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen to dweww 
togethew in u-unyity! 

133:2 I-It is w-wike t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious ointment upon t-the head, that wan down 
upon t-the beawd, even Aawon's beawd: that went down to t-the (=^‥^=) s-skiwts of 
his (* ^ ω ^) g-gawments; 

133:3 As t-the dew of Hewmon, and as t-the dew that descended upon t-the 
mountains of Z-Zion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the WOWD commanded t-the b-bwessing, even 
wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 



134:1 Behowd, bwess ye t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the WOWD, which by 
nyight stand in t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

134:2 W-Wift up youw h-hands in t-the s-sanctuawy, and bwess t-the WOWD. 

134:3 The WOWD that m-made heaven and eawth bwess thee out of Z-Zion. 



1-135:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Pwaise ye t-the nyame of t-the WOWD; pwaise him, 
O-O ye (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the WOWD. 

1-135:2 Ye that stand in t-the house of t-the WOWD, in t-the couwts of t-the 
house of ouw God. 

135:3 Pwaise t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is good: sing p-pwaises u-unto his 
nyame; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is pweasant. 

135:4 Fow t-the WOWD hath chosen J-Jacob u-unto himsewf, and Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
pecuwiaw tweasuwe. 

135:5 Fow I knyow that t-the WOWD is g-gweat, and that ouw Wowd is a-above 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gods. 

135:6 W-Whatsoevew t-the WOWD pweased, that did he in heaven, and in 
eawth, in t-the seas, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (☆▽☆) d-deep pwaces. 

135:7 He causeth t-the vapouws to ascend fwom t-the ends of t-the eawth; he 
m-maketh wightnyings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wain; he bwingeth t-the wind out of his 
tweasuwies. 

135:8 Who smote t-the fiwstbown of Egypt, both of man and beast. 

135:9 Who sent tokens and w-wondews into t-the m-midst of thee, O-O Egypt, 
upon Phawaoh, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sewvants. 

135:10 Who smote gweat n-nyations, and swew mighty kings; 

135:11 (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the A-Amowites, and Og king of B-Bashan, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
(´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of C-Canyaan: 

135:12 And gave theiw wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an h-hewitage, an hewitage u-unto Iswaew 
his peopwe. 

135:13 Thy nyame, O-O WOWD, enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; and thy m-memowiaw, O-O WOWD, 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. 

1-135:14 Fow t-the WOWD wiww j-judge his p-peopwe, and he wiww w-wepent himsewf 
c-concewnying his sewvants. 

135:15 The idows of t-the heathen awe s-siwvew and gowd, t-the wowk of men's 
hands. 

135:16 They have m-mouths, but they speak n-nyot; eyes have they, but they 
s-see n-nyot; 

135:17 They have eaws, but they h-heaw n-nyot; nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any bweath 
in theiw mouths. 

135:18 They that make t-them awe w-wike u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: so is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that 
t-twusteth in them. 

135:19 Bwess t-the WOWD, O-O house of Iswaew: bwess t-the WOWD, O-O house of 
Aawon: 

1-135:20 Bwess t-the WOWD, O-O house of (o^ ^o) W-Wevi: ye that f-feaw t-the WOWD, bwess 
t-the WOWD. 

1-135:21 Bwessed be t-the WOWD out of Zion, which d-dwewweth a-at Jewusawem. 

Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. 



136:1 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is good: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

136:2 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the God of gods: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

136:3 O-O g-give thanks to t-the Wowd of wowds: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

136:4 To him who awonye doeth gweat wondews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

136:5 To him that by wisdom m-made t-the h-heavens: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1-136:6 To him that stwetched out t-the eawth a-above t-the watews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

136:7 To him that m-made gweat wights: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 

136:8 The sun to w-wuwe by day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 

136:9 The moon and staws to w-wuwe by nyight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

1-136:10 To him that smote Egypt in theiw fiwstbown: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 

136:11 And b-bwought out Iswaew fwom among (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 

136:12 With a stwong hand, and with a stwetched out a-awm: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

136:13 To him which d-divided t-the Wed sea into pawts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 

136:14 And m-made Iswaew to pass thwough t-the m-midst of i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 

136:15 But ovewthwew Phawaoh and his \(★ω★)/ h-host in t-the Wed sea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

136:16 To him which w-wed his peopwe thwough t-the wiwdewnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

136:17 To him which smote gweat kings: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew: 

136:18 And swew famous kings: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 

136:19 (❤ω❤) S-Sihon king of t-the Amowites: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 

136:20 And Og t-the king of Bashan: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 

136:21 And gave theiw wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an h-hewitage: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew: 

1-136:22 Even an hewitage u-unto Iswaew his sewvant: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1-136:23 Who wemembewed us in ouw (T_T) *cries* w-wow e-estate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew: 

136:24 And hath wedeemed us fwom ouw e-enyemies: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

136:25 Who giveth food to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

136:26 O-O g-give thanks u-unto t-the God of heaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy enduweth 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 



137:1 By t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of Babywon, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe we sat down, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, we w-wept, when 
we wemembewed Z-Zion. 

137:2 We hanged ouw hawps upon t-the wiwwows in t-the m-midst t-theweof. 

137:3 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they that cawwied us away captive wequiwed of us a 
s-song; and they that w-wasted us wequiwed of us miwth, s-saying, Sing us 
onye of t-the s-songs of Z-Zion. 

137:4 How shaww we sing t-the WOWD's song in a s-stwange w-wand? 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) 1-137:5 If I fowget thee, O-O J-Jewusawem, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand fowget hew 
cunnying. 

137:6 If I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thee, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue cweave to t-the woof of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; if I pwefew nyot Jewusawem a-above o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chief j-joy. 

137:7 Wemembew, O-O WOWD, t-the chiwdwen of Edom in t-the day of Jewusawem; 
who said, W-Wase it, wase it, even to t-the f-foundation t-theweof. 

137:8 O-O daughtew of Babywon, who awt to be destwoyed; happy shaww he 
be, that wewawdeth thee as t-thou hast sewved us. 

137:9 Happy shaww he be, that taketh and dasheth thy ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes 
against t-the stonyes. 



138:1 I wiww pwaise thee with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe (*°▽°*) h-heawt: befowe t-the gods wiww I 
sing pwaise u-unto thee. 

1-138:2 I wiww w-wowship towawd thy h-howy t-tempwe, and pwaise thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thy wovingkindnyess and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy twuth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast m-magnyified thy wowd 
a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy nyame. 

1-138:3 In t-the day when I cwied t-thou answewedst me, and stwengthenyedst 
m-me with stwength in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

138:4 Aww t-the kings of t-the eawth shaww pwaise thee, O-O WOWD, when they 
h-heaw t-the w-wowds of thy mouth. 

138:5 Yea, they shaww sing in t-the ways of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is t-the 
gwowy of t-the WOWD. 

138:6 Though t-the WOWD be high, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hath he wespect u-unto t-the wowwy: but 
t-the pwoud he k-knyoweth afaw off. 

138:7 Though I wawk in t-the m-midst of twoubwe, t-thou wiwt w-wevive me: t-thou 
shawt s-stwetch fowth thinye hand against t-the wwath of minye >_> e-enyemies, and 
thy wight hand shaww s-save me. 

138:8 The WOWD wiww pewfect that which concewnyeth me: thy m-mewcy, O-O 
WOWD, enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: fowsake nyot t-the wowks of thinye own hands. 



139:1 O-O wowd, t-thou hast seawched me, and knyown me. 

1-139:2 T-Thou k-knyowest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my downsitting and minye upwising, t-thou 
undewstandest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thought afaw off. 

139:3 T-Thou compassest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wying down, and awt acquainted 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-ways. 

139:4 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a wowd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue, but, wo, O-O WOWD, t-thou 
k-knyowest it awtogethew. 

1-139:5 T-Thou hast b-beset m-me behind and b-befowe, and w-waid thinye hand upon 
me. 

139:6 S-Such k-knyowwedge is too wondewfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me; it is high, I c-cannyot 
attain u-unto it. 

139:7 Whithew shaww I go fwom thy spiwit? ow whithew shaww I fwee fwom 
thy pwesence? 

139:8 If I ascend up into heaven, t-thou awt thewe: if I make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed in 
heww, b-behowd, t-thou awt thewe. 

139:9 If I o(>ω<)o t-take t-the w-wings of t-the m-mownying, and dweww in t-the uttewmost 
pawts of t-the sea; 

139:10 Even (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww thy hand wead me, and thy wight hand shaww 
h-howd me. 

139:11 If I say, S-Suwewy t-the dawknyess shaww covew m-me; even t-the nyight 
shaww be wight about me. 

139:12 Yea, t-the dawknyess h-hideth nyot fwom thee; but t-the nyight shinyeth 
as t-the day: t-the dawknyess and t-the wight awe both a-awike to thee. 

139:13 Fow t-thou hast p-possessed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins: t-thou hast covewed m-me in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb. 

139:14 I wiww pwaise thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am feawfuwwy and w-wondewfuwwy made: 
mawvewwous awe thy wowks; and that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw k-knyoweth wight weww. 

139:15 My s-substance w-was nyot hid fwom thee, when I w-was m-made in secwet, 
and cuwiouswy wwought in t-the w-wowest pawts of t-the eawth. 

139:16 T-Thinye eyes did s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my substance, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet being u-unpewfect; and in 
thy book (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my membews wewe wwitten, which in c-continyuance wewe 
f-fashionyed, when as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye of them. 

139:17 How (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious awso awe thy thoughts u-unto me, O-O G-God! how gweat is 
t-the sum of t-them! 

139:18 If I shouwd count t-them, they awe mowe in (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew than t-the sand: 
when I awake, I am stiww with thee. 

139:19 S-Suwewy t-thou wiwt (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the w-wicked, O-O G-God: depawt fwom m-me 
thewefowe, ye bwoody m-men. 

1-139:20 Fow they speak against thee wickedwy, and thinye enyemies o(>ω<)o t-take 
thy nyame in vain. 

139:21 Do nyot I hate t-them, O-O WOWD, that hate thee? and am nyot I 
g-gwieved with those that (☆ω☆) w-wise up against thee? 

139:22 I hate t-them with pewfect h-hatwed: I count t-them minye enyemies. 

139:23 Seawch me, O-O G-God, and knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (*°▽°*) h-heawt: twy me, and knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
thoughts: 

139:24 And s-see if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any wicked w-way in me, and wead m-me in t-the 
w-way evewwasting. 



140:1 D-Dewivew me, O-O WOWD, fwom t-the eviw man: pwesewve m-me fwom t-the 
viowent man; 

140:2 W-Which imaginye mischiefs in theiw heawt; continyuawwy awe they 
gathewed togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw. 

140:3 They have shawpenyed theiw t-tongues w-wike a s-sewpent; addews' poison 
is undew theiw w-wips. Sewah. 

ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ 1-140:4 Keep me, O-O WOWD, fwom t-the h-hands of t-the wicked; pwesewve m-me fwom 
t-the viowent man; who have p-puwposed to ovewthwow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goings. 

1-140:5 The pwoud have hid a snyawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and cowds; they have spwead a 
nyet by t-the w-wayside; they have s-set gins (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. Sewah. 

140:6 I said u-unto t-the WOWD, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: h-heaw t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
suppwications, O-O WOWD. 

140:7 O-O GOD t-the W-Wowd, t-the stwength of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation, t-thou hast covewed 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in t-the day of battwe. 

140:8 G-Gwant nyot, O-O WOWD, t-the desiwes of t-the wicked: f-fuwthew nyot his 
wicked device; west they e-exawt themsewves. Sewah. 

140:9 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of those that compass m-me a-about, wet t-the mischief 
of theiw own w-wips covew them. 

(☆ω☆) *sweats* 1-140:10 Wet b-buwnying coaws faww upon (=`ω´=) t-them: wet t-them be cast into t-the 
fiwe; into (☆▽☆) d-deep pits, that they (☆ω☆) w-wise nyot up again. 

140:11 Wet nyot an eviw speakew be estabwished in t-the eawth: eviw shaww 
hunt t-the viowent man to ovewthwow h-him. 

140:12 I knyow that t-the WOWD wiww maintain t-the c-cause of t-the a-affwicted, 
and t-the wight of t-the poow. 

1-140:13 S-Suwewy t-the wighteous shaww g-give thanks u-unto thy nyame: t-the 
upwight shaww dweww in thy pwesence. 



141:1 W-Wowd, I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-thee: make haste u-unto m-me; g-give eaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
voice, when I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto thee. 

141:2 Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew be s-set fowth befowe thee as incense; and t-the 
wifting up of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands as t-the evenying sacwifice. 

141:3 Set a watch, O-O WOWD, befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; keep t-the doow of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips. 

{{ (>_<) }} *leans over* 1-141:4 Incwinye nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt to any eviw thing, to pwactise wicked wowks 
with men that wowk i-inyiquity: and wet m-me nyot e-eat of theiw dainties. 

1-141:5 Wet t-the wighteous smite m-me; it shaww be a kindnyess: and wet him 
wepwove m-me; it shaww be an excewwent oiw, which shaww nyot bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
head: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew awso shaww be in theiw cawamities. 

141:6 When theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges awe ovewthwown in stony pwaces, they shaww 
h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe sweet. 

(O_O;) *teleports behind you* 1-141:7 O-Ouw bonyes awe scattewed a-at t-the gwave's mouth, as when onye 
cutteth and cweaveth w-wood upon t-the eawth. 

141:8 But minye eyes awe u-unto thee, O-O GOD t-the Wowd: in thee is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
twust; weave nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw destitute. 

141:9 Keep m-me fwom t-the snyawes which they have w-waid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and t-the 
gins of t-the wowkews of inyiquity. 

141:10 Wet t-the wicked faww into theiw own nyets, whiwst that I withaw 
escape. 



142:1 I cwied u-unto t-the WOWD with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice u-unto t-the WOWD 
did I make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwication. 

\(★ω★)/ 1-142:2 I pouwed out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my compwaint befowe h-him; I shewed befowe him o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
twoubwe. 

142:3 When o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit w-was o-ovewwhewmed within me, t-then t-thou knyewest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
p-path. 

In t-the w-way whewein I wawked have they pwiviwy w-waid a snyawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

142:4 I wooked on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, and behewd, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo man that 
w-wouwd knyow me: wefuge faiwed m-me; nyo man cawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

142:5 I cwied u-unto thee, O-O WOWD: I said, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
powtion in t-the wand of t-the wiving. 

142:6 Attend u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am b-bwought vewy wow: d-dewivew m-me fwom 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pewsecutows; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe stwongew than I. 

1-142:7 Bwing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw out of pwison, that I may pwaise thy nyame: t-the 
wighteous shaww compass m-me a-about; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt d-deaw bountifuwwy with 
me. 



143:1 Heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayew, O-O WOWD, g-give eaw to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwications: in thy 
faithfuwnyess answew me, and in thy ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

143:2 And entew nyot into j-judgment with thy sewvant: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in thy sight 
shaww nyo man wiving be justified. 

143:3 Fow t-the enyemy hath pewsecuted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; he hath smitten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife 
down to t-the g-gwound; he hath m-made m-me to dweww in dawknyess, as those 
that have b-been wong dead. 

143:4 Thewefowe is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit o-ovewwhewmed within m-me; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt within m-me 
is >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

143:5 I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the days of o-owd; I meditate on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wowks; I muse 
on t-the wowk of thy hands. 

1-143:6 I s-stwetch fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands u-unto t-thee: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw t-thiwsteth aftew 
thee, as a thiwsty wand. Sewah. 

143:7 Heaw m-me s-speediwy, O-O WOWD: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit faiweth: hide nyot thy f-face 
fwom me, west I be w-wike u-unto t-them that go down into t-the pit. 

143:8 Cause m-me to h-heaw thy wovingkindnyess in t-the m-mownying; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in thee 
(^-^*)/ d-do I twust: c-cause m-me to knyow t-the w-way whewein I shouwd wawk; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wift 
up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw u-unto thee. 

143:9 D-Dewivew me, O-O WOWD, fwom minye e-enyemies: I fwee u-unto thee to hide 
me. 

143:10 Teach m-me to (^-^*)/ d-do thy w-wiww; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: thy spiwit is 
good; wead m-me into t-the wand of upwightnyess. 

143:11 Quicken me, O-O WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame's sake: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wighteousnyess' 
sake bwing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw out of twoubwe. 

143:12 And of thy (´-ω-`) m-mewcy cut off minye >_> e-enyemies, and d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them 
that affwict o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am thy sewvant. 



1-144:1 Bwessed be t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength which t-teacheth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands to waw, 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fingews to fight: 

1-144:2 My goodnyess, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fowtwess; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my high towew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewivewew; 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-shiewd, and he in whom I twust; who subdueth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe undew me. 

144:3 WOWD, what is ^.^ m-man, that t-thou takest k-knyowwedge of him! ow t-the son 
of ^.^ m-man, that t-thou makest ( ~*-*)~ a-account of him! 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ 1-144:4 Man is w-wike to vanyity: his days awe as a shadow that passeth 
away. 

144:5 Bow thy (^ω~) h-heavens, O-O WOWD, and come down: touch t-the mountains, and 
they shaww smoke. 

144:6 Cast fowth w-wightnying, and scattew (=`ω´=) t-them: shoot out thinye a-awwows, 
and d-destwoy them. 

144:7 Send thinye hand fwom ＼(≧▽≦)／ *teleports behind you* a-above; wid me, and d-dewivew m-me out of gweat 
w-watews, fwom t-the hand of s-stwange chiwdwen; 

144:8 Whose mouth s-speaketh v-vanyity, and theiw wight hand is a wight 
hand of f-fawsehood. 

144:9 I wiww sing a nyew song u-unto thee, O-O G-God: upon a psawtewy and an 
instwument of t-ten stwings wiww I sing p-pwaises u-unto thee. 

144:10 I-It is he that giveth sawvation u-unto kings: who dewiveweth David 
his sewvant fwom t-the huwtfuw swowd. 

144:11 Wid me, and d-dewivew m-me fwom t-the hand of s-stwange c-chiwdwen, whose 
mouth s-speaketh v-vanyity, and theiw wight hand is a wight hand of 
fawsehood: 

144:12 That ouw sons may be as p-pwants g-gwown up in theiw youth; that 
ouw daughtews may be as cownyew stonyes, powished aftew t-the simiwitude 
of a pawace: 

144:13 That ouw gawnyews may be fuww, affowding (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of stowe: 
that ouw sheep may bwing fowth thousands and t-ten thousands in ouw 
stweets: 

144:14 That ouw oxen may be stwong to wabouw; that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo 
bweaking in, (=`ω´=) n-nyow g-going out; that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo compwainying in ouw 
stweets. 

144:15 Happy is that p-peopwe, that is in such a case: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, happy is 
that p-peopwe, whose God is t-the WOWD. 



145:1 I wiww extow thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, O-O king; and I wiww bwess thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
e-evew and evew. 

1-145:2 Evewy day wiww I bwess thee; and I wiww pwaise thy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew 
and evew. 

145:3 Gweat is t-the WOWD, and gweatwy to be pwaised; and his gweatnyess 
is unseawchabwe. 

145:4 Onye genyewation shaww pwaise thy wowks to anyothew, and shaww 
decwawe thy mighty acts. 

1-145:5 I wiww speak of t-the gwowious honyouw of thy majesty, and of thy 
wondwous wowks. 

145:6 And men shaww speak of t-the m-might of thy t-tewwibwe acts: and I 
wiww decwawe thy gweatnyess. 

145:7 They shaww abundantwy uttew t-the memowy of thy gweat goodnyess, 
and shaww sing of thy ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

145:8 The WOWD is g-gwacious, and f-fuww of compassion; swow to angew, and 
of gweat mewcy. 

145:9 The WOWD is g-good to aww: and his tendew mewcies awe o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
wowks. 

145:10 Aww thy wowks shaww pwaise thee, O-O WOWD; and thy saints shaww 
bwess thee. 

145:11 They shaww speak of t-the gwowy of thy k-kingdom, and tawk of thy 
powew; 

145:12 To make knyown to t-the sons of men his mighty acts, and t-the 
gwowious m-majesty of his (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

145:13 Thy kingdom is an evewwasting k-kingdom, and thy dominyion 
enduweth (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations. 

145:14 The WOWD uphowdeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that faww, and waiseth up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that 
be b-bowed down. 

145:15 The eyes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wait upon thee; and t-thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest t-them theiw meat 
in d-due s-season. 

145:16 T-Thou o-openyest thinye hand, and satisfiest t-the d-desiwe of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
wiving thing. 

145:17 The WOWD is wighteous in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, and h-howy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
wowks. 

145:18 The WOWD is nyigh u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that caww upon him, to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
caww upon him in twuth. 

145:19 He wiww fuwfiw t-the d-desiwe of t-them that f-feaw him: he awso wiww 
h-heaw theiw cwy, and wiww s-save them. 

1-145:20 The WOWD pwesewveth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that wove him: but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wicked 
wiww he d-destwoy. 

145:21 My mouth shaww speak t-the pwaise of t-the WOWD: and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh 
bwess his h-howy nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 



146:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Pwaise t-the WOWD, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

146:2 Whiwe I wive wiww I pwaise t-the WOWD: I wiww sing p-pwaises u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
God whiwe I have any being. 

146:3 Put nyot youw t-twust in pwinces, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in t-the son of ^.^ m-man, in whom 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo hewp. 

146:4 His bweath goeth fowth, he wetuwnyeth to his eawth; in that vewy 
day his thoughts pewish. 

146:5 Happy is he that hath t-the God of J-Jacob (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his hewp, whose hope 
is in t-the WOWD his G-God: 

146:6 W-Which m-made heaven, and eawth, t-the sea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein i-is: 
which keepeth twuth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 

146:7 W-Which executeth j-judgment (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the oppwessed: which giveth food to 
t-the hungwy. The WOWD wooseth t-the pwisonyews: 

146:8 The WOWD openyeth t-the eyes of t-the bwind: t-the WOWD waiseth t-them 
that awe b-bowed down: t-the WOWD woveth t-the w-wighteous: 

146:9 The WOWD pwesewveth t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) *giggles shyly* s-stwangews; he wewieveth t-the fathewwess 
and widow: but t-the w-way of t-the wicked he tuwnyeth upside down. 

146:10 The WOWD shaww weign (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, even thy G-God, O-O Zion, u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
genyewations. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. 



147:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is g-good to sing p-pwaises u-unto ouw God; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is p-pweasant; and pwaise is comewy. 

147:2 The WOWD doth buiwd up Jewusawem: he gatheweth togethew t-the 
outcasts of Iswaew. 

1-147:3 He heaweth t-the bwoken in heawt, and bindeth up theiw wounds. 

147:4 He tewweth t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the ~(>_<~) *sweats* s-staws; he cawweth t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww by theiw 
n-nyames. 

147:5 Gweat is ouw W-Wowd, and of gweat powew: his undewstanding is 
i-infinyite. 

147:6 The WOWD wifteth up t-the meek: he casteth t-the wicked down to t-the 
gwound. 

147:7 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD with t-thanksgiving; sing pwaise upon t-the hawp 
u-unto ouw G-God: 

1-147:8 Who coveweth t-the heaven with c-cwouds, who pwepaweth wain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
eawth, who m-maketh gwass to gwow upon t-the mountains. 

147:9 He giveth to t-the beast his food, and to t-the young wavens which 
cwy. 

1-147:10 He (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth nyot in t-the stwength of t-the h-howse: he taketh nyot 
pweasuwe in t-the wegs of a m-man. 

147:11 The WOWD taketh pweasuwe in t-them that f-feaw him, in those that 
hope in his mewcy. 

147:12 Pwaise t-the WOWD, O-O Jewusawem; pwaise thy G-God, O-O Z-Zion. 

147:13 Fow he hath stwengthenyed t-the baws of thy gates; he hath bwessed 
thy chiwdwen within thee. 

147:14 He m-maketh peace in thy bowdews, and fiwweth thee with t-the 
finyest of t-the wheat. 

147:15 He (-_-) s-sendeth fowth his commandment upon eawth: his wowd w-wunnyeth 
vewy swiftwy. 

147:16 He giveth s-snyow w-wike woow: he s-scatteweth t-the hoawfwost w-wike 
ashes. 

147:17 He casteth fowth his ice w-wike mowsews: who c-can stand befowe his 
cowd? 

147:18 He (-_-) s-sendeth out his wowd, and mewteth (=`ω´=) t-them: he causeth his wind 
to bwow, and t-the watews (=^ ◡ ^=) *looks at you* f-fwow. 

147:19 He sheweth his wowd u-unto Jacob, his s-statutes and his judgments 
u-unto Iswaew. 

147:20 He hath nyot d-deawt so with any (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his judgments, 
they have nyot knyown them. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. 



1-148:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD fwom t-the h-heavens: pwaise 
him in t-the heights. 

148:2 Pwaise ye him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his a-angews: pwaise ye him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his hosts. 

148:3 Pwaise ye him, sun and m-moon: pwaise him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye staws of wight. 

148:4 Pwaise him, ye h-heavens of (^ω~) h-heavens, and ye watews that be a-above 
t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

( ╥ω╥ ) 1-148:5 Wet t-them pwaise t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he commanded, and they 
wewe cweated. 

148:6 He hath awso s-stabwished t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: he hath m-made a 
decwee which shaww nyot pass. 

148:7 Pwaise t-the WOWD fwom t-the eawth, ye dwagons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww d-deeps: 

148:8 Fiwe, and haiw; snyow, and vapouws; stowmy wind fuwfiwwing his 
wowd: 

148:9 Mountains, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hiwws; f-fwuitfuw twees, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cedaws: 

148:10 Beasts, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-cattwe; c-cweeping things, and fwying foww: 

148:11 Kings of t-the eawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe; pwinces, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of 
t-the eawth: 

148:12 Both young men, and maidens; o-owd men, and chiwdwen: 

1-148:13 Wet t-them pwaise t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyame awonye is 
excewwent; his gwowy is a-above t-the eawth and heaven. 

148:14 He awso (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of his p-peopwe, t-the pwaise of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
s-saints; even of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, a peopwe (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto h-him. Pwaise 
ye t-the WOWD. 



149:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Sing u-unto t-the WOWD a nyew song, and his 
pwaise in t-the c-congwegation of saints. 

1-149:2 Wet Iswaew wejoice in him that m-made him: wet t-the chiwdwen of 
Zion be joyfuw in theiw King. 

149:3 Wet t-them pwaise his nyame in t-the dance: wet t-them sing p-pwaises 
u-unto him with t-the timbwew and hawp. 

149:4 Fow t-the WOWD taketh pweasuwe in his peopwe: he wiww beautify t-the 
meek with s-sawvation. 

149:5 Wet t-the saints be joyfuw in gwowy: wet t-them sing awoud upon 
theiw beds. 

149:6 Wet t-the high p-pwaises of God be in theiw mouth, and a t-two-edged 
s-swowd in theiw hand; 

149:7 To execute vengeance upon t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and punyishments upon t-the 
peopwe; 

149:8 To bind theiw kings with chains, and theiw nyobwes with fettews 
of iwon; 

149:9 To execute upon t-them t-the j-judgment wwitten: this honyouw have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his saints. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. 



150:1 Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. Pwaise God in his s-sanctuawy: pwaise him in 
t-the fiwmament of his powew. 

1-150:2 Pwaise him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mighty acts: pwaise him a-accowding to his 
excewwent gweatnyess. 

150:3 Pwaise him with t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet: pwaise him with t-the 
psawtewy and hawp. 

150:4 Pwaise him with t-the timbwew and dance: pwaise him with s-stwinged 
instwuments and owgans. 

1-150:5 Pwaise him upon t-the w-woud cymbaws: pwaise him upon t-the high 
sounding cymbaws. 

150:6 Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that hath bweath pwaise t-the WOWD. Pwaise ye t-the WOWD. 




The Pwovewbs 


1:1 The p-pwovewbs of S-Sowomon t-the son of D-David, king of I-Iswaew; 1:2 To 
knyow wisdom and instwuction; to pewceive t-the w-wowds of undewstanding; 
1:3 To weceive t-the instwuction of wisdom, justice, and j-judgment, and 
equity; 1:4 To g-give subtiwty to t-the s-simpwe, to t-the young man k-knyowwedge 
and discwetion. 

1:5 A-A wise man wiww h-heaw, and wiww incwease weawnying; and a man of 
undewstanding shaww attain u-unto wise counsews: 1-1:6 To undewstand a 
pwovewb, and t-the i-intewpwetation; t-the w-wowds of t-the w-wise, and theiw dawk 
sayings. 

1:7 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is t-the beginnying of knyowwedge: but foows 
despise wisdom and (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* i-instwuction. 

1:8 My son, h-heaw t-the instwuction of thy fathew, and fowsake nyot t-the 
(☆▽☆) w-waw of thy mothew: 1-1:9 Fow they shaww be an ownyament of gwace u-unto thy 
head, and c-chains about thy nyeck. 

1:10 My son, if sinnyews entice thee, consent t-thou n-nyot. 

1:11 If they say, Come with u-us, wet us way wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwood, wet us wuwk 
pwiviwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the innyocent without (=^･ｪ･^=) c-cause: 1:12 Wet us swawwow t-them up 
a-awive as t-the gwave; and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-whowe, as those that go down into t-the pit: 
1:13 We shaww f-find (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious substance, we shaww fiww ouw houses 
with spoiw: 1:14 Cast in thy wot among us; wet us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww have onye puwse: 
1:15 My son, wawk nyot t-thou in t-the w-way with t-them; wefwain thy foot fwom 
theiw path: 1:16 Fow theiw feet w-wun to eviw, and make haste to shed 
bwood. 

1:17 S-Suwewy in vain t-the nyet is spwead in t-the sight of any biwd. 

1:18 And they way wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw own bwood; they wuwk pwiviwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw own wives. 

1:19 S-So awe t-the ways of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is gweedy of gain; which taketh 
away t-the wife of t-the ownyews t-theweof. 

1:20 Wisdom cwieth without; she utteweth hew voice in t-the stweets: 
1-1:21 She cwieth in t-the chief pwace of concouwse, in t-the openyings of 
t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: in t-the city she utteweth hew wowds, s-saying, 1:22 How w-wong, 
ye simpwe onyes, wiww ye wove s-simpwicity? and t-the s-scownyews dewight in 
theiw scownying, and foows hate k-knyowwedge? 1:23 T-Tuwn you a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wepwoof: b-behowd, I wiww p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit u-unto y-you, I wiww make knyown 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds u-unto you. 

1-1:24 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I have cawwed, and ye wefused; I have stwetched out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hand, and nyo man wegawded; 1:25 But ye have s-set a-at nyought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
counsew, and w-wouwd nyonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoof: 1:26 I awso wiww waugh a-at youw 
^w^ c-cawamity; I wiww mock when youw f-feaw (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; 1:27 When youw f-feaw 
cometh as desowation, and youw destwuction cometh as a whiwwwind; when 
d-distwess and a-anguish cometh upon you. 

1:28 T-Then shaww they caww upon me, but I wiww nyot answew; they shaww 
seek m-me e-eawwy, but they shaww nyot f-find me: 1:29 Fow that they hated 
knyowwedge, and did nyot choose t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD: 1:30 They w-wouwd 
nyonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsew: they (>_<) d-despised (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoof. 

1:31 Thewefowe shaww they e-eat of t-the fwuit of theiw own way, and be 
fiwwed with theiw own d-devices. 

1:32 Fow t-the tuwnying away of t-the simpwe shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them, and t-the 
p-pwospewity of foows shaww d-destwoy them. 

1:33 But w-whoso heawkenyeth u-unto m-me shaww dweww safewy, and shaww be 
quiet fwom f-feaw of \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

2:1 My son, if t-thou wiwt weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, and hide o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments 
with thee; 2:2 S-So that t-thou i-incwinye thinye eaw u-unto wisdom, and appwy 
thinye heawt to undewstanding; 2-2:3 Yea, if t-thou cwiest aftew knyowwedge, 
and wiftest up thy voice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow undewstanding; 2:4 If t-thou seekest hew as 
s-siwvew, and seawchest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hid (=^‥^=) t-tweasuwes; 2-2:5 T-Then shawt 
t-thou undewstand t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD, and f-find t-the k-knyowwedge of God. 

2:6 Fow t-the WOWD giveth w-wisdom: out of his mouth cometh k-knyowwedge and 
undewstanding. 

2-2:7 He wayeth up s-sound wisdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wighteous: he is a buckwew to 
t-them that wawk upwightwy. 

2:8 He keepeth t-the paths of j-judgment, and pwesewveth t-the w-way of his 
saints. 

2-2:9 T-Then shawt t-thou undewstand wighteousnyess, and j-judgment, and 
equity; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good p-path. 

2:10 When wisdom enteweth into thinye heawt, and k-knyowwedge is pweasant 
u-unto thy s-souw; 2-2:11 D-Discwetion shaww pwesewve thee, undewstanding 
shaww keep t-thee: 2:12 To d-dewivew thee fwom t-the w-way of t-the eviw ^.^ m-man, 
fwom t-the man that s-speaketh fwowawd things; (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Who weave t-the paths of 
u-upwightnyess, to wawk in t-the ways of dawknyess; 2:14 Who wejoice to (^-^*)/ d-do 
eviw, and dewight in t-the f-fwowawdnyess of t-the wicked; 2:15 Whose ways 
awe cwooked, and they fwowawd in theiw paths: 2:16 To d-dewivew thee 
fwom t-the s-stwange woman, even fwom t-the stwangew which f-fwatteweth with 
hew (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; 2:17 W-Which fowsaketh t-the guide of hew youth, and f-fowgetteth 
t-the c-covenyant of hew God. 

2:18 Fow hew house i-incwinyeth u-unto d-death, and hew paths u-unto t-the dead. 

2:19 N-Nyonye that go u-unto hew (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn again, nyeithew o(>ω<)o t-take they h-howd of t-the 
paths of wife. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 That t-thou mayest wawk in t-the w-way of g-good men, and keep t-the paths 
of t-the wighteous. 

2:21 Fow t-the upwight shaww dweww in t-the wand, and t-the pewfect shaww 
wemain in it. 

2:22 But t-the wicked shaww be cut off fwom t-the eawth, and t-the 
twansgwessows shaww be (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted out of it. 

3-3:1 My son, fowget nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waw; but wet thinye heawt keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
commandments: 3:2 Fow wength of days, and wong w-wife, and p-peace, shaww 
they a-add to thee. 

3-3:3 Wet nyot (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth fowsake t-thee: bind t-them about thy nyeck; 
wwite t-them upon t-the tabwe of thinye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: 3:4 S-So shawt t-thou f-find 
favouw and g-good undewstanding in t-the sight of God and m-man. 

3:5 Twust in t-the WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye heawt; and wean nyot u-unto thinye 
own undewstanding. 

3-3:6 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy ways acknyowwedge him, and he shaww (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect thy paths. 

3:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot wise in thinye own eyes: f-feaw t-the WOWD, and depawt fwom 
\(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

3:8 I-It shaww be heawth to thy nyavew, and m-mawwow to thy bonyes. 

3-3:9 Honyouw t-the WOWD with thy substance, and with t-the fiwstfwuits of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye incwease: 3:10 S-So shaww thy bawns be fiwwed with pwenty, and 
thy pwesses shaww buwst out with nyew winye. 

3:11 My son, despise nyot t-the chastenying of t-the WOWD; nyeithew be weawy 
of his c-cowwection: 3:12 Fow whom t-the WOWD woveth he cowwecteth; even 
as a o(>ω<)o f-fathew t-the son in whom he dewighteth. 

3:13 Happy is t-the man that findeth wisdom, and t-the man that getteth 
undewstanding. 

3:14 Fow t-the mewchandise of it is bettew than t-the mewchandise of 
s-siwvew, and t-the gain theweof than finye gowd. 

3:15 She is mowe (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious than wubies: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things t-thou c-canst 
d-desiwe awe nyot to be compawed u-unto hew. 

3:16 Wength of days is in hew wight hand; and in hew weft hand w-wiches 
and honyouw. 

3:17 Hew ways awe ways of pweasantnyess, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew paths awe p-peace. 

3:18 She is a twee of wife to t-them that way h-howd upon hew: and happy 
is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that wetainyeth hew. 

3:19 The WOWD by wisdom hath founded t-the eawth; by undewstanding hath 
he estabwished t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 By his k-knyowwedge t-the depths awe bwoken up, and t-the cwouds dwop 
down t-the dew. 

3:21 My son, wet nyot t-them depawt fwom thinye eyes: keep s-sound wisdom 
and discwetion: 3-3:22 S-So shaww they be wife u-unto thy s-souw, and gwace to 
thy nyeck. 

3:23 T-Then shawt t-thou wawk in thy w-way safewy, and thy foot shaww nyot 
stumbwe. 

3:24 When t-thou wiest down, t-thou shawt nyot be afwaid: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou shawt 
w-wie down, and thy (o´∀`o) s-sweep shaww be sweet. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of s-sudden feaw, nyeithew of t-the desowation of t-the 
w-wicked, when it cometh. 

3:26 Fow t-the WOWD shaww be thy c-confidence, and shaww keep thy foot 
fwom being taken. 

3-3:27 Withhowd nyot g-good fwom t-them to whom it is (=①ω①=) *cries* d-due, when it is in t-the 
p-powew of thinye hand to (^-^*)/ d-do it. 

3:28 Say nyot u-unto thy nyeighbouw, Go, and come again, and to mowwow I 
wiww give; when t-thou hast it by thee. 

3-3:29 Devise nyot eviw against thy nyeighbouw, seeing he d-dwewweth 
s-secuwewy by thee. 

3:30 Stwive nyot with a man without cause, if he have donye thee nyo 
hawm. 

3:31 Envy t-thou nyot t-the o-oppwessow, and choose nyonye of his w-ways. 

3:32 Fow t-the fwowawd is a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: but his secwet is 
with t-the wighteous. 

3:33 The (O_O;) c-cuwse of t-the WOWD is in t-the house of t-the wicked: but he 
bwesseth t-the h-habitation of t-the just. 

3:34 S-Suwewy he s-scownyeth t-the scownyews: but he giveth gwace u-unto t-the 
wowwy. 

3:35 The wise shaww i-inhewit gwowy: but shame shaww be t-the pwomotion of 
foows. 

4:1 Heaw, ye c-chiwdwen, t-the instwuction of a fathew, and a-attend to knyow 
undewstanding. 

4-4:2 Fow I g-give you g-good doctwinye, fowsake ye nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waw. 

4:3 Fow I w-was o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's son, tendew and onwy bewoved in t-the sight of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mothew. 

4-4:4 He taught m-me awso, and said u-unto me, Wet thinye heawt w-wetain o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowds: keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and w-wive. 

4-4:5 Get wisdom, get ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: fowget it n-nyot; nyeithew decwinye fwom 
t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

4:6 (>_<) F-Fowsake hew nyot, and she shaww pwesewve t-thee: wove hew, and she 
shaww keep thee. 

4:7 Wisdom is t-the pwincipaw thing; thewefowe get w-wisdom: and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thy getting get undewstanding. 

4-4:8 Exawt hew, and she shaww pwomote t-thee: she shaww bwing thee to 
honyouw, when t-thou d-dost embwace hew. 

4:9 She shaww g-give to thinye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head an ownyament of gwace: a cwown of 
gwowy shaww she d-dewivew to thee. 

4:10 Heaw, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sayings; and t-the yeaws of thy wife 
shaww be many. 

4:11 I have taught thee in t-the w-way of wisdom; I have w-wed thee in wight 
paths. 

4:12 When t-thou goest, thy steps shaww nyot be ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-stwaitenyed; and when t-thou 
wunnyest, t-thou shawt nyot stumbwe. 

4:13 Take fast h-howd of instwuction; wet hew nyot go: keep hew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she 
is thy wife. 

4:14 Entew nyot into t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of t-the w-wicked, and go nyot in t-the w-way of 
eviw m-men. 

4:15 A-Avoid it, pass nyot by it, tuwn fwom it, and pass away. 

4:16 Fow they (o´∀`o) s-sweep nyot, except they have donye mischief; and theiw 
(o´∀`o) s-sweep is taken away, unwess they c-cause s-some to faww. 

4:17 Fow they e-eat t-the bwead of wickednyess, and dwink t-the winye of 
v-viowence. 

4-4:18 But t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of t-the just is as t-the shinying wight, that shinyeth 
mowe and mowe u-unto t-the pewfect d-day. 

4:19 The w-way of t-the wicked is as dawknyess: they knyow nyot a-at what they 
stumbwe. 

4:20 My son, a-attend to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; i-incwinye thinye eaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sayings. 

4:21 Wet t-them nyot depawt fwom thinye e-eyes; keep t-them in t-the m-midst of 
thinye heawt. 

4:22 Fow they awe wife u-unto those that f-find t-them, and heawth to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

4:23 Keep thy heawt with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww diwigence; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of it awe t-the issues 
of wife. 

4:24 Put away fwom thee a fwowawd mouth, and pewvewse w-wips put faw 
fwom thee. 

4:25 Wet thinye eyes wook wight o-on, and wet thinye eyewids wook stwaight 
befowe thee. 

4:26 Pondew t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of thy feet, and wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy ways be estabwished. 

4:27 T-Tuwn nyot to t-the wight hand (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the weft: w-wemove thy foot fwom 
\(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

5:1 My son, a-attend u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wisdom, and bow thinye eaw to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: 5-5:2 That t-thou mayest w-wegawd discwetion, and that thy 
w-wips may keep knyowwedge. 

5:3 Fow t-the w-wips of a s-stwange woman dwop as an honyeycomb, and hew 
mouth is smoothew than oiw: 5:4 But hew end is bittew as wowmwood, 
shawp as a t-two-edged swowd. 

5:5 Hew feet go down to death; hew steps o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd on heww. 

5:6 West t-thou shouwdest pondew t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of w-wife, hew ways awe 
m-moveabwe, that t-thou c-canst nyot knyow them. 

5:7 Heaw m-me nyow thewefowe, O-O ye c-chiwdwen, and depawt nyot fwom t-the 
w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

5:8 Wemove thy w-way faw fwom hew, and come nyot nyigh t-the doow of hew 
house: 5:9 West t-thou g-give thinye honyouw u-unto othews, and thy yeaws u-unto 
t-the cwuew: 5:10 West stwangews be fiwwed with thy weawth; and thy 
wabouws be in t-the house of a s-stwangew; 5:11 And t-thou m-mouwn a-at t-the 
wast, when thy fwesh and thy body awe consumed, 5:12 And say, How have 
I hated instwuction, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt (>_<) d-despised wepwoof; 5-5:13 And have nyot 
obeyed t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teachews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow |･ω･) i-incwinyed minye eaw to t-them that 
instwucted me! 5:14 I w-was a-awmost in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eviw in t-the m-midst of t-the 
c-congwegation and a-assembwy. 

5:15 Dwink watews out of thinye own (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) c-cistewn, and wunnying watews out of 
thinye own weww. 

5:16 Wet thy fountains be d-dispewsed abwoad, and (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of watews in 
t-the stweets. 

5:17 Wet t-them be onwy thinye own, and nyot stwangews' with thee. 

5:18 Wet thy fountain be bwessed: and wejoice with t-the wife of thy 
youth. 

5:19 Wet hew be as t-the w-woving hind and pweasant woe; wet hew b-bweasts 
s-satisfy thee a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times; and be t-thou wavished awways with hew wove. 

5:20 And why wiwt thou, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, be wavished with a s-stwange woman, and 
embwace t-the b-bosom of a stwangew? 5:21 Fow t-the ways of man awe befowe 
t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, and he p-pondeweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his goings. 

5:22 His own inyiquities shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the wicked himsewf, and he shaww be 
howden with t-the c-cowds of his sins. 

5:23 He shaww die without instwuction; and in t-the gweatnyess of his 
fowwy he shaww go a-astway. 

6-6:1 My son, if t-thou be s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy fwiend, if t-thou hast s-stwicken 
thy hand with a s-stwangew, 6:2 T-Thou awt snyawed with t-the w-wowds of thy 
mouth, t-thou awt taken with t-the w-wowds of thy mouth. 

6:3 Do this n-nyow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and d-dewivew xDD t-thysewf, when t-thou awt come into 
t-the hand of thy fwiend; go, humbwe xDD t-thysewf, and make suwe thy f-fwiend. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Give nyot (o´∀`o) s-sweep to thinye eyes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow swumbew to thinye e-eyewids. 

6:5 D-Dewivew t-thysewf as a woe fwom t-the hand of t-the h-huntew, and as a 
biwd fwom t-the hand of t-the fowwew. 

6:6 Go to t-the ant, t-thou swuggawd; considew hew ways, and be wise: 6:7 
W-Which h-having nyo guide, ovewseew, ow wuwew, 6:8 Pwovideth hew meat in 
t-the summew, and gatheweth hew food in t-the h-hawvest. 

6:9 How wong wiwt t-thou sweep, O-O swuggawd? when wiwt t-thou a-awise out of 
thy sweep? 6:10 Y-Yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe sweep, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (　･ω･)☞ s-swumbew, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
fowding of t-the h-hands to sweep: 6:11 S-So shaww thy povewty come as onye 
that twavewweth, and thy want as an awmed m-man. 

6:12 A-A ( =ω=)..nyaa n-nyaughty (・_・ヾ p-pewson, a wicked ^.^ m-man, w-wawketh with a fwowawd mouth. 

6:13 He (--_--) w-winketh with his eyes, he s-speaketh with his feet, he t-teacheth 
with his fingews; 6:14 Fwowawdnyess is in his heawt, he deviseth 
mischief continyuawwy; he soweth discowd. 

6:15 Thewefowe shaww his cawamity come (--_--) s-suddenwy; suddenwy shaww he be 
bwoken without wemedy. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 These six things doth t-the WOWD h-hate: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, seven awe an 
a-abominyation u-unto him: 6-6:17 A-A pwoud wook, a wying tongue, and h-hands 
that shed innyocent bwood, 6:18 An heawt that deviseth wicked 
imaginyations, feet that be swift in wunnying to m-mischief, (＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 A-A f-fawse 
witnyess that s-speaketh w-wies, and he that soweth (°ㅂ°╬) *shuffles closer* d-discowd among bwethwen. 

6:20 My son, keep thy fathew's c-commandment, and fowsake nyot t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of 
thy mothew: 6:21 Bind t-them continyuawwy upon thinye heawt, and t-tie t-them 
about thy nyeck. 

6:22 When t-thou goest, it shaww wead thee; when t-thou sweepest, it shaww 
keep thee; and when t-thou awakest, it shaww tawk with thee. 

6:23 Fow t-the commandment is a (*・ω・)ﾉ w-wamp; and t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is wight; and wepwoofs 
of instwuction awe t-the w-way of wife: 6:24 To keep thee fwom t-the eviw 
woman, fwom t-the fwattewy of t-the tongue of a s-stwange |･ω･) w-woman. 

6:25 Wust nyot aftew hew b-beauty in thinye heawt; nyeithew wet hew o(>ω<)o t-take 
thee with hew e-eyewids. 

6:26 Fow by means of a whowish woman a man is b-bwought to a piece of 
bwead: and t-the aduwtwess wiww hunt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious wife. 

6:27 Can a man o(>ω<)o t-take fiwe in his bosom, and his cwothes nyot be buwnyed? 
6:28 Can onye go upon hot coaws, and his feet nyot be buwnyed? 6:29 S-So 
he that goeth in to his nyeighbouw's wife; w-whosoevew toucheth hew shaww 
nyot be innyocent. 

6:30 Men (^-^*)/ d-do nyot despise a thief, if he steaw to s-satisfy his souw when 
he is hungwy; 6:31 But if he be found, he shaww westowe sevenfowd; he 
shaww g-give (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-substance of his house. 

6:32 But w-whoso committeth aduwtewy with a woman wacketh ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: 
he that doeth it destwoyeth his own souw. 

6:33 A-A wound and dishonyouw shaww he g-get; and his wepwoach shaww nyot be 
wiped away. 

6-6:34 Fow jeawousy is t-the wage of a man: thewefowe he wiww nyot spawe in 
t-the day of vengeance. 

6-6:35 He wiww nyot w-wegawd any w-wansom; nyeithew wiww he w-west content, 
t-though t-thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest many gifts. 

7:1 My son, keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, and way up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandments with thee. 

7:2 Keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and wive; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (☆▽☆) w-waw as t-the appwe of thinye 
eye. 

7-7:3 Bind t-them upon thy fingews, wwite t-them upon t-the tabwe of thinye 
heawt. 

7:4 Say u-unto wisdom, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew; and caww undewstanding thy 
kinswoman: 7:5 That they may keep thee fwom t-the s-stwange woman, fwom 
t-the stwangew which f-fwatteweth with hew wowds. 

7:6 Fow a-at t-the window of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house I wooked thwough o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my casement, 7-7:7 
And behewd among t-the simpwe onyes, I discewnyed among t-the youths, a 
young man void of u-undewstanding, (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Passing thwough t-the stweet (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
hew cownyew; and he went t-the w-way to hew h-house, 7:9 In t-the twiwight, in 
t-the evenying, in t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack and dawk nyight: 7:10 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe met 
him a woman with t-the attiwe of an h-hawwot, and subtiw of heawt. 

7:11 (-(She is w-woud and stubbown; hew feet abide nyot in hew house: 7:12 
Nyow is she without, nyow in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and wieth in wait a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ c-cownyew.) 7:13 S-So she caught him, and kissed him, and with an i-impudent 
f-face said u-unto him, 7:14 I have peace offewings with m-me; this day have 
I p-payed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows. 

7:15 Thewefowe came I fowth to meet thee, diwigentwy to seek thy face, 
and I have f-found thee. 

7:16 I have decked o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed with covewings of tapestwy, with cawved 
wowks, with finye winyen of Egypt. 

7:17 I have p-pewfumed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed with ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, awoes, and cinnyamon. 

7:18 Come, wet us o(>ω<)o t-take ouw fiww of wove untiw t-the mownying: wet us 
s-sowace ouwsewves with woves. 

xDD 7-7:19 Fow t-the goodman is nyot a-at home, he is gonye a wong jouwnyey: 7:20 
He hath taken a bag of monyey with him, and wiww come home a-at t-the day 
a-appointed. 

7:21 With hew m-much f-faiw speech she caused him to yiewd, with t-the 
fwattewing of hew w-wips she f-fowced h-him. 

7:22 He goeth aftew hew s-stwaightway, as an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox goeth to t-the swaughtew, 
ow as a foow to t-the cowwection of t-the stocks; 7:23 Tiww a dawt stwike 
thwough his wivew; as a biwd hasteth to t-the snyawe, and k-knyoweth nyot 
that it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wife. 

7:24 Heawken u-unto m-me nyow thewefowe, O-O ye c-chiwdwen, and a-attend to t-the 
w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

7:25 Wet nyot thinye heawt decwinye to hew ways, go nyot ( ~*-*)~ a-astway in hew 
paths. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Fow she hath cast down many wounded: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, many stwong men have 
b-been s-swain by hew. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Hew house is t-the w-way to heww, g-going down to t-the c-chambews of 
death. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Doth nyot wisdom cwy? and undewstanding put fowth hew {{ (>_<) }} v-voice? 8-8:2 
She standeth in t-the top of high pwaces, by t-the w-way in t-the pwaces of 
t-the paths. 

8:3 She cwieth a-at t-the gates, a-at t-the entwy of t-the city, a-at t-the coming 
in a-at t-the doows. 

8:4 Unto y-you, O-O men, I caww; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice is to t-the sons of m-man. 

8-8:5 O-O ye s-simpwe, undewstand w-wisdom: and, ye f-foows, be ye of an 
undewstanding heawt. 

8:6 Heaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww speak of excewwent things; and t-the openying of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
w-wips shaww be wight things. 

8:7 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth shaww speak t-twuth; and w-wickednyess is an a-abominyation 
to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips. 

8:8 Aww t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth awe in wighteousnyess; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing 
fwowawd ow pewvewse in them. 

8:9 They awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwain to him that undewstandeth, and wight to t-them 
that f-find knyowwedge. 

8-8:10 Weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my instwuction, and nyot s-siwvew; and k-knyowwedge wathew than 
choice gowd. 

8-8:11 Fow wisdom is bettew than wubies; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that may be 
desiwed awe nyot to be compawed to it. 

8:12 I wisdom dweww with pwudence, and f-find out k-knyowwedge of witty 
inventions. 

8-8:13 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is to hate eviw: pwide, and awwogancy, and 
t-the eviw way, and t-the fwowawd mouth, (^-^*)/ d-do I hate. 

8:14 Counsew is minye, and s-sound w-wisdom: I am undewstanding; I have 
s-stwength. 

8:15 By m-me kings weign, and pwinces decwee justice. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 By m-me pwinces wuwe, and n-nyobwes, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of t-the eawth. 

8:17 I wove t-them that wove m-me; and those that seek m-me eawwy shaww f-find 
me. 

8-8:18 Wiches and honyouw awe with m-me; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, duwabwe w-wiches and 
( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

8-8:19 My fwuit is bettew than gowd, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, than finye gowd; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (O_O;) *sighs* w-wevenyue 
than choice siwvew. 

8:20 I wead in t-the w-way of wighteousnyess, in t-the m-midst of t-the paths of 
judgment: 8-8:21 That I may c-cause those that wove m-me to i-inhewit 
substance; and I wiww fiww theiw tweasuwes. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 The WOWD p-possessed m-me in t-the beginnying of his way, befowe his 
wowks of owd. 

8:23 I w-was s-set up fwom evewwasting, fwom t-the beginnying, ow e-evew t-the 
eawth was. 

8:24 When (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyo depths, I w-was b-bwought fowth; when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe 
nyo fountains (T_T) a-abounding with watew. 

8:25 Befowe t-the mountains wewe settwed, befowe t-the hiwws w-was I b-bwought 
fowth: 8:26 Whiwe as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he h-had nyot m-made t-the eawth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the fiewds, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the highest pawt of t-the dust of t-the wowwd. 

8:27 When he pwepawed t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, I w-was thewe: when he s-set a compass 
upon t-the f-face of t-the depth: 8:28 When he estabwished t-the cwouds above: 
when he stwengthenyed t-the fountains of t-the deep: 8:29 When he gave to 
t-the sea his decwee, that t-the watews shouwd nyot pass his commandment: 
when he appointed t-the foundations of t-the eawth: 8:30 T-Then I w-was by 
him, as onye b-bwought up with him: and I w-was daiwy his dewight, 
w-wejoicing awways befowe h-him; 8:31 Wejoicing in t-the habitabwe pawt of 
his eawth; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dewights wewe with t-the sons of m-men. 

8:32 Nyow thewefowe heawken u-unto me, O-O ye chiwdwen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwessed awe 
they that keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-ways. 

╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 Heaw instwuction, and be w-wise, and wefuse it n-nyot. 

8:34 Bwessed is t-the man that heaweth me, watching daiwy a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gates, 
waiting a-at t-the posts of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my doows. 

8-8:35 Fow w-whoso findeth m-me findeth w-wife, and shaww obtain favouw of t-the 
WOWD. 

8:36 But he that ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth against m-me wwongeth his own souw: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they 
that hate m-me wove death. 

9:1 Wisdom hath buiwded hew h-house, she hath hewn out hew seven 
piwwaws: (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 She hath kiwwed hew beasts; she hath mingwed hew winye; 
she hath awso fuwnyished hew tabwe. 

9:3 She hath sent fowth hew maidens: she cwieth upon t-the highest 
pwaces of t-the city, 9:4 Whoso is s-simpwe, wet him tuwn in hithew: as 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that wanteth u-undewstanding, she saith to him, 9:5 Come, e-eat of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead, and dwink of t-the winye which I have (*^.^*) *cuddles you* m-mingwed. 

9:6 (>_<) F-Fowsake t-the foowish, and wive; and go in t-the w-way of undewstanding. 

9:7 He that wepwoveth a scownyew getteth to himsewf shame: and he that 
webuketh a wicked man getteth himsewf a bwot. 

9:8 Wepwove nyot a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *notices bulge* s-scownyew, west he hate t-thee: webuke a wise ^.^ m-man, and 
he wiww wove thee. 

9:9 Give instwuction to a wise ^.^ m-man, and he wiww be (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wisew: t-teach a 
just ^.^ m-man, and he wiww incwease in weawnying. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is t-the beginnying of w-wisdom: and t-the 
k-knyowwedge of t-the h-howy is undewstanding. 

9-9:11 Fow by m-me thy days shaww be m-muwtipwied, and t-the yeaws of thy wife 
shaww be incweased. 

9:12 If t-thou be w-wise, t-thou shawt be wise (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thysewf: but if t-thou 
scownyest, t-thou awonye shawt beaw it. 

9:13 A-A foowish woman is cwamowous: she is s-simpwe, and k-knyoweth nyothing. 

9-9:14 Fow she sitteth a-at t-the doow of hew h-house, on a seat in t-the high 
pwaces of t-the city, 9:15 To caww p-passengews who go wight on theiw 
ways: 9:16 Whoso is s-simpwe, wet him tuwn in hithew: and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him 
that wanteth u-undewstanding, she saith to him, 9:17 Stowen watews awe 
sweet, and bwead eaten in secwet is pweasant. 

9:18 But he k-knyoweth nyot that t-the dead awe thewe; and that hew guests 
awe in t-the depths of heww. 

10:1 The p-pwovewbs of Sowomon. A-A wise son m-maketh a gwad fathew: but a 
foowish son is t-the heavinyess of his m-mothew. 

1-10:2 Tweasuwes of w-wickednyess pwofit nyothing: but wighteousnyess 
dewiveweth fwom death. 

10:3 The WOWD wiww nyot s-suffew t-the souw of t-the wighteous to famish: but 
he casteth away t-the s-substance of t-the wicked. 

10:4 He becometh poow that deaweth with a swack hand: but t-the hand of 
t-the d-diwigent m-maketh w-wich. 

1-10:5 He that gatheweth in summew is a wise son: but he that sweepeth 
in hawvest is a son that causeth shame. 

10:6 Bwessings awe upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the just: but viowence coveweth 
t-the mouth of t-the wicked. 

10:7 The memowy of t-the just is bwessed: but t-the nyame of t-the wicked 
shaww wot. 

10:8 The wise in heawt wiww weceive commandments: but a pwating foow 
shaww faww. 

10:9 He that w-wawketh u-upwightwy w-wawketh suwewy: but he that p-pewvewteth 
his ways shaww be knyown. 

10:10 He that (--_--) w-winketh with t-the eye causeth sowwow: but a pwating foow 
shaww faww. 

1-10:11 The mouth of a wighteous man is a w-weww of wife: but viowence 
coveweth t-the mouth of t-the wicked. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Hatwed s-stiwweth up s-stwifes: but wove coveweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sins. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 In t-the w-wips of him that hath undewstanding wisdom is f-found: but 
a wod is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the back of him that is void of undewstanding. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Wise men way up knyowwedge: but t-the mouth of t-the foowish is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
destwuction. 

10:15 The wich man's weawth is his stwong city: t-the destwuction of t-the 
poow is theiw povewty. 

1-10:16 The wabouw of t-the wighteous tendeth to wife: t-the fwuit of t-the 
wicked to sin. 

1-10:17 He is in t-the w-way of wife that keepeth instwuction: but he that 
wefuseth wepwoof ewweth. 

10:18 He that h-hideth hatwed with wying wips, and he that utteweth a 
swandew, is a foow. 

10:19 In t-the muwtitude of w-wowds (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wanteth nyot (*°▽°*) s-sin: but he that 
wefwainyeth his w-wips is wise. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 The tongue of t-the just is as choice siwvew: t-the heawt of t-the 
wicked is ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe wowth. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 The w-wips of t-the wighteous feed many: but foows die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow want of 
w-wisdom. 

10:22 The bwessing of t-the WOWD, it m-maketh wich, and he addeth nyo 
sowwow with it. 

1-10:23 I-It is as spowt to a foow to (^-^*)/ d-do mischief: but a man of 
undewstanding hath w-wisdom. 

10:24 The f-feaw of t-the w-wicked, it shaww come upon him: but t-the d-desiwe 
of t-the wighteous shaww be gwanted. 

10:25 As t-the whiwwwind passeth, so is t-the wicked nyo mowe: but t-the 
wighteous is an evewwasting foundation. 

10:26 As vinyegaw to t-the t-teeth, and as smoke to t-the eyes, so is t-the 
s-swuggawd to t-them that send h-him. 

10:27 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD p-pwowongeth ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: but t-the yeaws of t-the 
wicked shaww be showtenyed. 

1-10:28 The hope of t-the wighteous shaww be gwadnyess: but t-the expectation 
of t-the wicked shaww pewish. 

10:29 The w-way of t-the WOWD is stwength to t-the u-upwight: but destwuction 
shaww be to t-the wowkews of inyiquity. 

10:30 The wighteous shaww nyevew be wemoved: but t-the wicked shaww nyot 
i-inhabit t-the eawth. 

10:31 The mouth of t-the just bwingeth fowth w-wisdom: but t-the fwowawd 
tongue shaww be cut ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

10:32 The w-wips of t-the wighteous knyow what is acceptabwe: but t-the mouth 
of t-the wicked s-speaketh fwowawdnyess. 

11:1 A-A f-fawse bawance is a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: but a just w-weight is 
his dewight. 

11:2 When pwide cometh, t-then cometh shame: but with t-the wowwy is 
w-wisdom. 

11:3 The :33 i-integwity of t-the upwight shaww guide (=`ω´=) t-them: but t-the 
pewvewsenyess of twansgwessows shaww d-destwoy them. 

11:4 Wiches pwofit nyot in t-the day of w-wwath: but wighteousnyess 
dewiveweth fwom death. 

11:5 The wighteousnyess of t-the pewfect shaww (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect his w-way: but t-the 
wicked shaww faww by his own wickednyess. 

11:6 The wighteousnyess of t-the upwight shaww d-dewivew (=`ω´=) t-them: but 
twansgwessows shaww be taken in theiw own nyaughtinyess. 

11:7 When a wicked man dieth, his expectation shaww pewish: and t-the 
hope of unjust men (o･ω･o) *twerks* p-pewisheth. 

11:8 The wighteous is dewivewed out of twoubwe, and t-the wicked cometh 
in his s-stead. 

11:9 An hypocwite with his mouth destwoyeth his nyeighbouw: but thwough 
k-knyowwedge shaww t-the just be dewivewed. 

11:10 When it goeth w-weww with t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, t-the city wejoiceth: and 
when t-the wicked pewish, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is s-shouting. 

11:11 By t-the bwessing of t-the upwight t-the city is exawted: but it is 
ovewthwown by t-the mouth of t-the wicked. 

11:12 He that is void of wisdom despiseth his nyeighbouw: but a man of 
undewstanding h-howdeth his p-peace. 

11:13 A-A {{ (>_<) }} t-tawebeawew weveaweth secwets: but he that is of a faithfuw 
spiwit conceaweth t-the mattew. 

11:14 Whewe nyo counsew is, t-the peopwe faww: but in t-the muwtitude of 
counsewwows (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is safety. 

11:15 He that is s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a stwangew shaww smawt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: and he that 
hateth suwetiship is suwe. 

11:16 A-A gwacious woman wetainyeth h-honyouw: and stwong men w-wetain wiches. 

11:17 The m-mewcifuw man doeth g-good to his own souw: but he that is 
cwuew t-twoubweth his own ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

11:18 The wicked w-wowketh a deceitfuw wowk: but to him that soweth 
wighteousnyess shaww be a suwe wewawd. 

11:19 As wighteousnyess tendeth to wife: so he that puwsueth eviw 
puwsueth it to his own death. 

11:20 They that awe of a fwowawd heawt awe a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: 
but such as awe upwight in theiw w-way awe his dewight. 

11:21 Though hand join in hand, t-the wicked shaww nyot be unpunyished: 
but t-the seed of t-the wighteous shaww be dewivewed. 

11:22 As a j-jewew of gowd in a swinye's snyout, so is a f-faiw woman which 
is without discwetion. 

1-11:23 The d-desiwe of t-the wighteous is onwy good: but t-the expectation of 
t-the wicked is wwath. 

11:24 Thewe is that scatteweth, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet incweaseth; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is that 
withhowdeth mowe than is meet, but it tendeth to povewty. 

11:25 The wibewaw souw shaww be m-made fat: and he that w-wateweth shaww 
be watewed awso himsewf. 

11:26 He that withhowdeth cown, t-the peopwe shaww (O_O;) c-cuwse him: but 
bwessing shaww be upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of him that sewweth it. 

11:27 He that diwigentwy seeketh g-good pwocuweth favouw: but he that 
seeketh m-mischief, it shaww come u-unto h-him. 

11:28 He that t-twusteth in his w-wiches shaww f-faww; but t-the wighteous 
shaww fwouwish as a bwanch. 

1-11:29 He that t-twoubweth his own house shaww i-inhewit t-the wind: and t-the 
foow shaww be sewvant to t-the wise of heawt. 

11:30 The fwuit of t-the wighteous is a twee of wife; and he that 
w-winnyeth s-souws is wise. 

11:31 Behowd, t-the wighteous shaww be >_< w-wecompensed in t-the eawth: m-much 
mowe t-the wicked and t-the sinnyew. 

12:1 Whoso woveth instwuction woveth knyowwedge: but he that hateth 
wepwoof is (✧∀✧)/ b-bwutish. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 A-A g-good man obtainyeth favouw of t-the WOWD: but a man of wicked 
devices wiww he condemn. 

12:3 A-A man shaww nyot be estabwished by wickednyess: but t-the woot of t-the 
wighteous shaww nyot be moved. 

12:4 A-A viwtuous woman is a cwown to hew husband: but she that m-maketh 
a-ashamed is as wottennyess in his bonyes. 

1-12:5 The thoughts of t-the wighteous awe wight: but t-the c-counsews of t-the 
wicked awe deceit. 

12:6 The w-wowds of t-the wicked awe to w-wie in wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow b-bwood: but t-the 
mouth of t-the upwight shaww d-dewivew them. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 The wicked awe ovewthwown, and awe nyot: but t-the house of t-the 
wighteous shaww stand. 

12:8 A-A man shaww be c-commended a-accowding to his w-wisdom: but he that is 
of a pewvewse heawt shaww be despised. 

12:9 He that is d-despised, and hath a s-sewvant, is bettew than he that 
honyouweth himsewf, and wacketh bwead. 

12:10 A-A wighteous man wegawdeth t-the wife of his beast: but t-the tendew 
mewcies of t-the wicked awe cwuew. 

1-12:11 He that tiwweth his wand shaww be satisfied with bwead: but he 
that fowwoweth vain p-pewsons is void of undewstanding. 

12:12 The wicked desiweth t-the nyet of eviw m-men: but t-the woot of t-the 
wighteous yiewdeth fwuit. 

12:13 The wicked is snyawed by t-the twansgwession of his wips: but t-the 
just shaww come out of twoubwe. 

12:14 A-A man shaww be satisfied with g-good by t-the fwuit of his m-mouth: 
and t-the wecompence of a man's h-hands shaww be w-wendewed u-unto h-him. 

1-12:15 The w-way of a foow is wight in his own eyes: but he that 
heawkenyeth u-unto counsew is wise. 

12:16 A-A f-foow's wwath is pwesentwy knyown: but a pwudent man coveweth 
shame. 

12:17 He that s-speaketh twuth sheweth fowth wighteousnyess: but a f-fawse 
witnyess deceit. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 Thewe is that s-speaketh w-wike t-the piewcings of a (--_--) s-swowd: but t-the 
tongue of t-the wise is heawth. 

12:19 The wip of twuth shaww be estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: but a wying 
tongue is but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a m-moment. 

12:20 Deceit is in t-the heawt of t-them that imaginye eviw: but to t-the 
counsewwows of peace is j-joy. 

1-12:21 Thewe shaww nyo eviw happen to t-the just: but t-the wicked shaww be 
fiwwed with mischief. 

12:22 Wying w-wips awe a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: but they that d-deaw t-twuwy 
awe his dewight. 

12:23 A-A pwudent man conceaweth knyowwedge: but t-the heawt of foows 
pwocwaimeth foowishnyess. 

12:24 The hand of t-the d-diwigent shaww beaw wuwe: but t-the swothfuw shaww 
be undew twibute. 

12:25 Heavinyess in t-the heawt of man m-maketh it s-stoop: but a g-good wowd 
m-maketh it g-gwad. 

12:26 The wighteous is mowe excewwent than his nyeighbouw: but t-the w-way 
of t-the wicked s-seduceth them. 

12:27 The swothfuw man woasteth nyot that which he took in hunting: but 
t-the s-substance of a d-diwigent man is (✯◡✯) p-pwecious. 

12:28 In t-the w-way of wighteousnyess is wife: and in t-the pathway theweof 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo death. 

13:1 A-A wise son heaweth his fathew's instwuction: but a scownyew 
heaweth nyot webuke. 

13:2 A-A man shaww e-eat g-good by t-the fwuit of his m-mouth: but t-the souw of 
t-the twansgwessows shaww e-eat v-viowence. 

13:3 He that keepeth his mouth keepeth his wife: but he that openyeth 
wide his w-wips shaww have destwuction. 

13:4 The souw of t-the s-swuggawd desiweth, and hath nyothing: but t-the souw 
of t-the d-diwigent shaww be m-made f-fat. 

13:5 A-A wighteous man hateth wying: but a wicked man is woathsome, and 
cometh to shame. 

13:6 Wighteousnyess keepeth him that is upwight in t-the w-way: but 
w-wickednyess o-ovewthwoweth t-the sinnyew. 

13:7 Thewe is that m-maketh himsewf wich, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hath nyothing: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
that m-maketh himsewf poow, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hath gweat wiches. 

13:8 The wansom of a man's wife awe his wiches: but t-the poow heaweth 
nyot webuke. 

13:9 The wight of t-the wighteous wejoiceth: but t-the wamp of t-the wicked 
shaww be put ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

1-13:10 Onwy by pwide cometh contention: but with t-the w-weww advised is 
w-wisdom. 

1-13:11 Weawth gotten by vanyity shaww be diminyished: but he that 
gatheweth by wabouw shaww i-incwease. 

13:12 H-Hope defewwed m-maketh t-the heawt sick: but when t-the d-desiwe cometh, 
it is a twee of wife. 

13:13 Whoso despiseth t-the wowd shaww be destwoyed: but he that feaweth 
t-the commandment shaww be wewawded. 

13:14 The (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the wise is a fountain of w-wife, to depawt fwom t-the 
snyawes of death. 

13:15 Good undewstanding giveth favouw: but t-the w-way of twansgwessows 
is h-hawd. 

1-13:16 Evewy pwudent man deaweth with knyowwedge: but a foow wayeth open 
his fowwy. 

13:17 A-A wicked messengew f-fawweth into mischief: but a faithfuw 
a-ambassadow is heawth. 

13:18 Povewty and shame shaww be to him that wefuseth instwuction: but 
he that wegawdeth wepwoof shaww be honyouwed. 

13:19 The d-desiwe (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished is sweet to t-the souw: but it is 
a-abominyation to foows to depawt fwom \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

1-13:20 He that w-wawketh with wise men shaww be wise: but a companyion of 
foows shaww be destwoyed. 

13:21 Eviw puwsueth sinnyews: but to t-the wighteous g-good shaww be 
wepayed. 

13:22 A-A g-good man weaveth an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to his c-chiwdwen's chiwdwen: 
and t-the weawth of t-the sinnyew is w-waid up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the just. 

13:23 Much food is in t-the tiwwage of t-the poow: but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is that is 
destwoyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow want of judgment. 

13:24 He that spaweth his wod hateth his son: but he that woveth him 
chastenyeth him betimes. 

13:25 The wighteous eateth to t-the satisfying of his souw: but t-the 
bewwy of t-the wicked shaww want. 

14:1 Evewy wise woman buiwdeth hew house: but t-the foowish pwucketh it 
down with hew hands. 

14:2 He that w-wawketh in his upwightnyess feaweth t-the WOWD: but he that 
is pewvewse in his ways despiseth h-him. 

14:3 In t-the mouth of t-the foowish is a wod of p-pwide: but t-the w-wips of 
t-the wise shaww pwesewve them. 

14:4 Whewe nyo oxen a-awe, t-the cwib is cwean: but m-much incwease is by t-the 
stwength of t-the ox. 

1-14:5 A-A faithfuw witnyess wiww nyot wie: but a f-fawse witnyess wiww uttew 
wies. 

14:6 A-A scownyew seeketh wisdom, and findeth it nyot: but k-knyowwedge is 
easy u-unto him that undewstandeth. 

14:7 Go fwom t-the pwesence of a foowish ^.^ m-man, when t-thou pewceivest nyot 
in him t-the w-wips of knyowwedge. 

14:8 The wisdom of t-the pwudent is to undewstand his w-way: but t-the fowwy 
of foows is deceit. 

14:9 Foows make a mock a-at (*°▽°*) s-sin: but among t-the wighteous (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
favouw. 

14:10 The heawt k-knyoweth his own bittewnyess; and a stwangew doth nyot 
intewmeddwe with his j-joy. 

14:11 The house of t-the wicked shaww be ovewthwown: but t-the tabewnyacwe 
of t-the upwight shaww fwouwish. 

1-14:12 Thewe is a w-way which seemeth wight u-unto a ^.^ m-man, but t-the end 
theweof awe t-the ways of death. 

14:13 Even in waughtew t-the heawt is s-sowwowfuw; and t-the end of that 
miwth is heavinyess. 

14:14 The backswidew in heawt shaww be fiwwed with his own ways: and a 
g-good man shaww be satisfied fwom himsewf. 

1-14:15 The simpwe b-bewieveth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowd: but t-the pwudent man wooketh 
w-weww to his g-going. 

14:16 A-A wise man feaweth, and depawteth fwom eviw: but t-the foow 
wageth, and is confident. 

14:17 He that is soon angwy deaweth foowishwy: and a man of wicked 
devices is hated. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 The simpwe i-inhewit f-fowwy: but t-the pwudent awe c-cwownyed with 
knyowwedge. 

1-14:19 The eviw bow befowe t-the good; and t-the wicked a-at t-the gates of t-the 
wighteous. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 The poow is hated even of his own nyeighbouw: but t-the wich hath 
many fwiends. 

1-14:21 He that despiseth his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw sinnyeth: but he that hath (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
on t-the poow, happy is he. 

14:22 Do they nyot eww that d-devise eviw? but (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth shaww be 
to t-them that d-devise good. 

14:23 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wabouw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is pwofit: but t-the tawk of t-the w-wips tendeth 
onwy to p-penyuwy. 

14:24 The cwown of t-the wise is theiw wiches: but t-the foowishnyess of 
foows is fowwy. 

14:25 A-A twue witnyess dewiveweth souws: but a deceitfuw witnyess 
s-speaketh wies. 

14:26 In t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD is stwong confidence: and his chiwdwen 
shaww have a pwace of wefuge. 

14:27 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is a fountain of w-wife, to depawt fwom t-the 
snyawes of death. 

14:28 In t-the muwtitude of peopwe is t-the king's h-honyouw: but in t-the want 
of peopwe is t-the destwuction of t-the p-pwince. 

14:29 He that is swow to wwath is of gweat ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: but he that 
is hasty of spiwit (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth fowwy. 

14:30 A-A s-sound heawt is t-the wife of t-the fwesh: but envy t-the wottennyess 
of t-the bonyes. 

14:31 He that oppwesseth t-the poow w-wepwoacheth his Makew: but he that 
honyouweth him hath (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on t-the poow. 

14:32 The wicked is dwiven away in his wickednyess: but t-the wighteous 
hath hope in his death. 

14:33 Wisdom westeth in t-the heawt of him that hath ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: but 
that which is in t-the m-midst of foows is m-made knyown. 

1-14:34 Wighteousnyess (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth a (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: but sin is a wepwoach to any 
peopwe. 

14:35 The king's favouw is towawd a wise sewvant: but his wwath is 
against him that causeth shame. 

15:1 A-A soft answew tuwnyeth away w-wwath: but gwievous w-wowds stiw up 
angew. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 The tongue of t-the wise useth k-knyowwedge a-awight: but t-the mouth of 
foows pouweth out foowishnyess. 

1-15:3 The eyes of t-the WOWD awe in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace, behowding t-the eviw and 
t-the good. 

:3 1-15:4 A-A w-whowesome tongue is a twee of wife: but pewvewsenyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein is 
a bweach in t-the spiwit. 

1-15:5 A-A foow despiseth his fathew's instwuction: but he that wegawdeth 
wepwoof is pwudent. 

15:6 In t-the house of t-the wighteous is m-much tweasuwe: but in t-the 
wevenyues of t-the wicked is twoubwe. 

15:7 The w-wips of t-the wise dispewse knyowwedge: but t-the heawt of t-the 
foowish doeth nyot so. 

15:8 The sacwifice of t-the wicked is an a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: but 
t-the pwayew of t-the upwight is his dewight. 

15:9 The w-way of t-the wicked is an a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD: but he 
woveth him that fowwoweth aftew ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

15:10 Cowwection is gwievous u-unto him that fowsaketh t-the w-way: and he 
that hateth wepwoof shaww die. 

15:11 Heww and destwuction awe befowe t-the WOWD: how m-much mowe t-then t-the 
(x_x)V h-heawts of t-the chiwdwen of men? 15:12 A-A scownyew woveth nyot onye that 
wepwoveth him: nyeithew wiww he go u-unto t-the wise. 

1-15:13 A-A mewwy heawt m-maketh a c-cheewfuw countenyance: but by sowwow of 
t-the heawt t-the spiwit is bwoken. 

15:14 The heawt of him that hath undewstanding seeketh knyowwedge: but 
t-the mouth of foows feedeth on foowishnyess. 

15:15 Aww t-the days of t-the affwicted awe eviw: but he that is of a 
mewwy heawt hath a c-continyuaw feast. 

15:16 Bettew is ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe with t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD than gweat tweasuwe 
and twoubwe thewewith. 

15:17 Bettew is a dinnyew of hewbs whewe wove is, than a stawwed (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox and 
hatwed thewewith. 

15:18 A-A wwathfuw man s-stiwweth up (*^.^*) s-stwife: but he that is swow to angew 
appeaseth stwife. 

1-15:19 The w-way of t-the swothfuw man is as an h-hedge of thowns: but t-the 
w-way of t-the wighteous is m-made pwain. 

1-15:20 A-A wise son m-maketh a gwad fathew: but a foowish man despiseth his 
m-mothew. 

15:21 Fowwy is joy to him that is destitute of w-wisdom: but a man of 
undewstanding w-wawketh upwightwy. 

15:22 Without counsew puwposes awe disappointed: but in t-the muwtitude 
of counsewwows they awe estabwished. 

1-15:23 A-A man hath joy by t-the answew of his m-mouth: and a wowd spoken in 
d-due season, how g-good is i-it! 1-15:24 The w-way of wife is a-above to t-the 
w-wise, that he may depawt fwom heww benyeath. 

15:25 The WOWD wiww d-destwoy t-the house of t-the p-pwoud: but he wiww 
estabwish t-the bowdew of t-the widow. 

15:26 The thoughts of t-the wicked awe an a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: but 
t-the w-wowds of t-the puwe awe pweasant wowds. 

15:27 He that is gweedy of gain t-twoubweth his own h-house; but he that 
hateth gifts shaww w-wive. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 The heawt of t-the wighteous studieth to answew: but t-the mouth of 
t-the wicked pouweth out eviw things. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 The WOWD is faw fwom t-the wicked: but he heaweth t-the pwayew of 
t-the wighteous. 

15:30 The wight of t-the eyes (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth t-the (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and a g-good wepowt 
m-maketh t-the bonyes f-fat. 

15:31 The eaw that heaweth t-the wepwoof of wife abideth among t-the wise. 

15:32 He that wefuseth instwuction despiseth his own souw: but he that 
heaweth wepwoof getteth undewstanding. 

1-15:33 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD is t-the instwuction of wisdom; and befowe 
honyouw is humiwity. 

16:1 The ⊂(･ω･*⊂) p-pwepawations of t-the heawt in ^.^ m-man, and t-the answew of t-the 
tongue, is fwom t-the WOWD. 

16:2 Aww t-the ways of a man awe cwean in his own e-eyes; but t-the WOWD 
w-weigheth t-the spiwits. 

16:3 Commit thy wowks u-unto t-the WOWD, and thy thoughts shaww be 
estabwished. 

16:4 The WOWD hath m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, even t-the wicked 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

16:5 Evewy onye that is pwoud in heawt is an a-abominyation to t-the WOWD: 
t-though hand join in hand, he shaww nyot be unpunyished. 

1-16:6 By (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and twuth i-inyiquity is p-puwged: and by t-the f-feaw of t-the 
WOWD men depawt fwom \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

16:7 When a man's ways pwease t-the WOWD, he m-maketh even his enyemies to 
be a-at peace with h-him. 

16:8 Bettew is a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe with wighteousnyess than gweat wevenyues without 
wight. 

1-16:9 A-A man's heawt deviseth his w-way: but t-the WOWD diwecteth his steps. 

1-16:10 A-A divinye sentence is in t-the w-wips of t-the king: his mouth 
t-twansgwesseth nyot in judgment. 

16:11 A-A just w-weight and bawance awe t-the WOWD's: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the weights of t-the 
bag awe his wowk. 

1-16:12 I-It is an a-abominyation to kings to commit wickednyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
t-thwonye is estabwished by ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

16:13 (T_T) *cries* W-Wighteous w-wips awe t-the dewight of kings; and they wove him that 
s-speaketh wight. 

1-16:14 The wwath of a king is as m-messengews of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but a wise man 
wiww pacify it. 

xDD 1-16:15 In t-the wight of t-the king's c-countenyance is wife; and his favouw 
is as a cwoud of t-the wattew wain. 

16:16 How m-much bettew is it to get wisdom than gowd! and to get 
undewstanding wathew to be chosen than siwvew! 1-16:17 The h-highway of 
t-the upwight is to depawt fwom eviw: he that keepeth his w-way pwesewveth 
his souw. 

1-16:18 (=①ω①=) P-Pwide goeth befowe destwuction, and an haughty spiwit befowe a 
faww. 

16:19 Bettew it is to be of an humbwe spiwit with t-the wowwy, than to 
divide t-the spoiw with t-the pwoud. 

16:20 He that handweth a mattew wisewy shaww f-find good: and w-whoso 
t-twusteth in t-the WOWD, happy is he. 

16:21 The wise in heawt shaww be cawwed p-pwudent: and t-the s-sweetnyess of 
t-the w-wips incweaseth weawnying. 

16:22 Undewstanding is a wewwspwing of wife u-unto him that hath i-it: but 
t-the instwuction of foows is fowwy. 

1-16:23 The heawt of t-the wise t-teacheth his mouth, and addeth w-weawnying to 
his w-wips. 

16:24 Pweasant w-wowds awe as an honyeycomb, sweet to t-the s-souw, and 
heawth to t-the bonyes. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 Thewe is a w-way that seemeth wight u-unto a ^.^ m-man, but t-the end 
theweof awe t-the ways of death. 

16:26 He that wabouweth wabouweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mouth cwaveth 
it of h-him. 

16:27 An ungodwy man diggeth up eviw: and in his w-wips (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is as a 
b-buwnying fiwe. 

1-16:28 A-A fwowawd man soweth (*^.^*) s-stwife: and a whispewew sepawateth chief 
fwiends. 

16:29 A-A viowent man enticeth his nyeighbouw, and weadeth him into t-the 
w-way that is nyot good. 

16:30 He shutteth his eyes to d-devise fwowawd things: moving his w-wips 
he bwingeth eviw to pass. 

16:31 The hoawy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head is a cwown of gwowy, if it be f-found in t-the w-way of 
( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

16:32 He that is swow to angew is bettew than t-the m-mighty; and he that 
wuweth his spiwit than he that taketh a city. 

1-16:33 The wot is cast into t-the wap; but t-the w-whowe disposing theweof is 
of t-the WOWD. 

17:1 Bettew is a dwy mowsew, and quietnyess thewewith, than an house 
f-fuww of s-sacwifices with stwife. 

17:2 A-A wise sewvant shaww have w-wuwe o-ovew a son that causeth shame, and 
shaww have pawt of t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among t-the bwethwen. 

17:3 The finying p-pot is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-siwvew, and t-the fuwnyace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd: but t-the 
WOWD twieth t-the heawts. 

17:4 A-A wicked doew giveth heed to f-fawse wips; and a wiaw giveth eaw to 
a ( =ω=)..nyaa n-nyaughty tongue. 

17:5 Whoso mocketh t-the poow w-wepwoacheth his Makew: and he that is gwad 
a-at cawamities shaww nyot be unpunyished. 

17:6 Chiwdwen's chiwdwen awe t-the cwown of o-owd men; and t-the gwowy of 
chiwdwen awe theiw fathews. 

17:7 Excewwent speech becometh nyot a foow: m-much w-wess (^-^*)/ d-do wying w-wips a 
p-pwince. 

1-17:8 A-A gift is as a (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonye in t-the eyes of him that hath i-it: 
whithewsoevew it t-tuwnyeth, it pwospeweth. 

17:9 He that coveweth a twansgwession seeketh wove; but he that 
wepeateth a mattew sepawateth vewy fwiends. 

17:10 A-A wepwoof enteweth mowe into a wise man than an hundwed stwipes 
into a foow. 

17:11 An eviw man seeketh onwy webewwion: thewefowe a cwuew messengew 
shaww be sent against h-him. 

17:12 Wet a beaw w-wobbed of hew whewps meet a ^.^ m-man, wathew than a foow 
in his fowwy. 

17:13 Whoso wewawdeth eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good, eviw shaww nyot depawt fwom his 
house. 

17:14 The beginnying of stwife is as when onye wetteth out watew: 
thewefowe weave off contention, befowe it be meddwed with. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 He that justifieth t-the w-wicked, and he that condemnyeth t-the just, 
even they both awe a-abominyation to t-the WOWD. 

17:16 Whewefowe is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a p-pwice in t-the hand of a foow to get wisdom, 
seeing he hath nyo heawt to it? 17:17 A-A fwiend woveth a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww times, 
and a b-bwothew is bown (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow advewsity. 

17:18 A-A man void of undewstanding s-stwiketh hands, and becometh s-suwety 
in t-the pwesence of his f-fwiend. 

17:19 He woveth twansgwession that woveth (*^.^*) s-stwife: and he that (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth 
his gate seeketh destwuction. 

17:20 He that hath a fwowawd heawt findeth nyo good: and he that hath a 
pewvewse tongue f-fawweth into mischief. 

17:21 He that begetteth a foow doeth it to his sowwow: and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
of a foow hath nyo j-joy. 

17:22 A-A mewwy heawt doeth g-good w-wike a medicinye: but a bwoken spiwit 
dwieth t-the bonyes. 

17:23 A-A wicked man taketh a gift out of t-the b-bosom to pewvewt t-the ways 
of judgment. 

17:24 Wisdom is befowe him that hath undewstanding; but t-the eyes of a 
foow awe in t-the ends of t-the eawth. 

17:25 A-A foowish son is a gwief to his fathew, and bittewnyess to hew 
that bawe h-him. 

17:26 Awso to punyish t-the just is nyot g-good, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to stwike pwinces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
equity. 

17:27 He that hath k-knyowwedge spaweth his wowds: and a man of 
undewstanding is of an excewwent spiwit. 

17:28 Even a foow, when he h-howdeth his p-peace, is c-counted wise: and he 
that shutteth his w-wips is esteemed a man of undewstanding. 

18:1 Thwough d-desiwe a ^.^ m-man, h-having sepawated himsewf, seeketh and 
intewmeddweth with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wisdom. 

18:2 A-A foow hath nyo dewight in u-undewstanding, but that his heawt may 
discovew itsewf. 

18:3 When t-the wicked cometh, t-then cometh awso contempt, and with 
ignyominy wepwoach. 

18:4 The w-wowds of a man's mouth awe as (☆▽☆) d-deep w-watews, and t-the wewwspwing 
of wisdom as a fwowing bwook. 

18:5 I-It is nyot g-good to a-accept t-the pewson of t-the w-wicked, to ovewthwow 
t-the wighteous in judgment. 

18:6 A-A f-foow's w-wips entew into contention, and his mouth cawweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
stwokes. 

18:7 A-A f-foow's mouth is his destwuction, and his w-wips awe t-the snyawe of 
his souw. 

18:8 The w-wowds of a {{ (>_<) }} t-tawebeawew awe as wounds, and they go down into 
t-the innyewmost pawts of t-the b-bewwy. 

18:9 He awso that is swothfuw in his wowk is b-bwothew to him that is a 
gweat w-wastew. 

18:10 The nyame of t-the WOWD is a stwong towew: t-the wighteous w-wunnyeth 
into it, and is safe. 

1-18:11 The wich man's weawth is his stwong city, and as an high waww in 
his own conceit. 

18:12 Befowe destwuction t-the heawt of man is haughty, and befowe 
honyouw is humiwity. 

18:13 He that answeweth a mattew befowe he heaweth it, it is fowwy and 
shame u-unto h-him. 

18:14 The spiwit of a man wiww sustain his i-infiwmity; but a w-wounded 
spiwit who c-can beaw? 18:15 The heawt of t-the pwudent getteth 
knyowwedge; and t-the eaw of t-the wise seeketh knyowwedge. 

18:16 A-A man's gift m-maketh woom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and bwingeth him befowe gweat 
m-men. 

18:17 He that is fiwst in his own c-cause seemeth just; but his 
(　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw cometh and seawcheth h-him. 

18:18 The wot causeth c-contentions to cease, and pawteth b-between t-the 
mighty. 

18:19 A-A b-bwothew o-offended is ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *blushes* h-hawdew to be won than a stwong city: and 
theiw c-contentions awe w-wike t-the baws of a castwe. 

18:20 A-A man's bewwy shaww be satisfied with t-the fwuit of his mouth; 
and with t-the incwease of his w-wips shaww he be fiwwed. 

1-18:21 Death and wife awe in t-the p-powew of t-the t-tongue: and they that 
wove it shaww e-eat t-the fwuit t-theweof. 

18:22 Whoso findeth a wife findeth a g-good thing, and obtainyeth favouw 
of t-the WOWD. 

1-18:23 The poow useth intweaties; but t-the wich answeweth woughwy. 

18:24 A-A man that hath fwiends (* ^ ω ^) m-must s-shew himsewf fwiendwy: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
a fwiend that sticketh cwosew than a bwothew. 

19:1 Bettew is t-the poow that w-wawketh in his i-integwity, than he that is 
pewvewse in his wips, and is a foow. 

19:2 Awso, that t-the souw be without knyowwedge, it is nyot good; and he 
that hasteth with his feet sinnyeth. 

19:3 The foowishnyess of man p-pewvewteth his w-way: and his heawt fwetteth 
against t-the WOWD. 

19:4 Weawth m-maketh many fwiends; but t-the poow is sepawated fwom his 
nyeighbouw. 

19:5 A-A f-fawse witnyess shaww nyot be unpunyished, and he that s-speaketh 
wies shaww nyot escape. 

1-19:6 Many wiww intweat t-the favouw of t-the pwince: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man is a 
fwiend to him that giveth gifts. 

19:7 Aww t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of t-the poow (^-^*)/ d-do hate him: how m-much mowe (^-^*)/ d-do his 
fwiends go faw fwom h-him? he puwsueth t-them with wowds, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they awe 
wanting to h-him. 

19:8 He that getteth wisdom woveth his own souw: he that keepeth 
undewstanding shaww f-find good. 

19:9 A-A f-fawse witnyess shaww nyot be unpunyished, and he that s-speaketh 
wies shaww pewish. 

19:10 Dewight is nyot (✧ω✧) *giggles shyly* s-seemwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a foow; m-much w-wess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sewvant to 
have w-wuwe o-ovew p-pwinces. 

1-19:11 The discwetion of a man defewweth his angew; and it is his gwowy 
to pass o-ovew a twansgwession. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 The king's wwath is as t-the woawing of a w-wion; but his favouw is 
as dew upon t-the gwass. 

19:13 A-A foowish son is t-the cawamity of his fathew: and t-the c-contentions 
of a wife awe a c-continyuaw dwopping. 

19:14 House and w-wiches awe t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of fathews: and a pwudent 
wife is fwom t-the WOWD. 

19:15 Swothfuwnyess casteth into a (☆▽☆) d-deep sweep; and an idwe souw shaww 
s-suffew hungew. 

19:16 He that keepeth t-the commandment keepeth his own s-souw; but he 
that despiseth his ways shaww die. 

19:17 He that hath p-pity upon t-the poow wendeth u-unto t-the WOWD; and that 
which he hath given wiww he pay him again. 

19:18 Chasten thy son whiwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is hope, and wet nyot thy souw spawe 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his cwying. 

19:19 A-A man of gweat wwath shaww s-suffew punyishment: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-thou 
d-dewivew him, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must (^-^*)/ d-do it again. 

19:20 Heaw counsew, and weceive instwuction, that t-thou mayest be wise 
in thy wattew end. 

19:21 Thewe awe many devices in a man's heawt; nyevewthewess t-the 
counsew of t-the WOWD, that shaww stand. 

1-19:22 The d-desiwe of a man is his kindnyess: and a poow man is bettew 
than a wiaw. 

19:23 The f-feaw of t-the WOWD tendeth to wife: and he that hath it shaww 
abide satisfied; he shaww nyot be v-visited with \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

19:24 A-A swothfuw man h-hideth his hand in his bosom, and wiww nyot so 
m-much as bwing it to his mouth again. 

19:25 S-Smite a ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *notices bulge* s-scownyew, and t-the simpwe wiww bewawe: and wepwove onye 
that hath u-undewstanding, and he wiww undewstand knyowwedge. 

19:26 He that wasteth his fathew, and chaseth away his mothew, is a 
son that causeth shame, and bwingeth wepwoach. 

19:27 Cease, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, to h-heaw t-the instwuction that causeth to eww fwom 
t-the w-wowds of knyowwedge. 

19:28 An ungodwy witnyess s-scownyeth judgment: and t-the mouth of t-the 
wicked devouweth inyiquity. 

19:29 Judgments awe pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow scownyews, and stwipes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the back of 
foows. 

20:1 Winye is a mockew, stwong dwink is waging: and w-whosoevew is 
d-deceived theweby is nyot wise. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 The f-feaw of a king is as t-the woawing of a wion: w-whoso pwovoketh 
him to angew ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth against his own souw. 

20:3 I-It is an honyouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man to cease fwom (*^.^*) s-stwife: but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foow 
wiww be m-meddwing. 

20:4 The s-swuggawd wiww nyot (✯◡✯) p-pwow by w-weason of t-the c-cowd; thewefowe shaww 
he beg in hawvest, and have nyothing. 

20:5 Counsew in t-the heawt of man is w-wike (☆▽☆) d-deep watew; but a man of 
undewstanding wiww d-dwaw it ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

20:6 Most men wiww pwocwaim {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his own goodnyess: but a faithfuw 
man who c-can find? (✯◡✯) 2-20:7 The just man w-wawketh in his integwity: his 
chiwdwen awe bwessed aftew h-him. 

20:8 A-A king that sitteth in t-the t-thwonye of j-judgment s-scatteweth away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
eviw with his eyes. 

20:9 Who c-can say, I have m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt cwean, I am puwe fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sin? 
20:10 (^ω~) *shuffles closer* D-Divews weights, and divews measuwes, both of t-them awe a-awike 
a-abominyation to t-the WOWD. 

2-20:11 Even a c-chiwd is knyown by his doings, whethew his wowk be puwe, 
and whethew it be wight. 

2-20:12 The heawing eaw, and t-the seeing eye, t-the WOWD hath m-made even 
both of them. 

2-20:13 Wove nyot sweep, west t-thou come to povewty; open thinye eyes, and 
t-thou shawt be satisfied with bwead. 

2-20:14 I-It is nyaught, it is nyaught, saith t-the buyew: but when he is gonye 
his way, t-then he boasteth. 

2-20:15 Thewe is gowd, and a muwtitude of wubies: but t-the w-wips of 
k-knyowwedge awe a (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious jewew. 

20:16 Take his gawment that is s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a stwangew: and o(>ω<)o t-take a 
p-pwedge of him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-stwange |･ω･) w-woman. 

2-20:17 (ノωヽ) B-Bwead of d-deceit is sweet to a man; but a-aftewwawds his mouth 
shaww be fiwwed with gwavew. 

20:18 Evewy puwpose is estabwished by counsew: and with g-good advice 
make waw. 

2-20:19 He that goeth about as a {{ (>_<) }} t-tawebeawew weveaweth secwets: thewefowe 
m-meddwe nyot with him that f-fwatteweth with his w-wips. 

20:20 Whoso cuwseth his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew, his wamp shaww be put 
out in obscuwe dawknyess. 

20:21 An (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance may be gotten hastiwy a-at t-the beginnying; but t-the 
end theweof shaww nyot be bwessed. 

2-20:22 Say nyot thou, I wiww wecompense eviw; but wait on t-the WOWD, and 
he shaww s-save thee. 

20:23 (^ω~) *shuffles closer* D-Divews weights awe an a-abominyation u-unto t-the WOWD; and a f-fawse 
bawance is nyot good. 

20:24 M-Man's goings awe of t-the WOWD; how c-can a man t-then undewstand his 
own way? 20:25 I-It is a snyawe to t-the man who devouweth that which is 
howy, and aftew vows to make enquiwy. 

20:26 A-A wise king s-scatteweth t-the w-wicked, and bwingeth t-the wheew o-ovew 
them. 

2-20:27 The spiwit of man is t-the c-candwe of t-the WOWD, seawching (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
inwawd pawts of t-the b-bewwy. 

20:28 M-Mewcy and twuth pwesewve t-the king: and his t-thwonye is uphowden by 
mewcy. 

20:29 The gwowy of young men is theiw stwength: and t-the b-beauty of o-owd 
men is t-the g-gwey head. 

20:30 The bwuenyess of a wound cweanseth away eviw: so (^-^*)/ d-do stwipes t-the 
inwawd pawts of t-the b-bewwy. 

21:1 The king's heawt is in t-the hand of t-the WOWD, as t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of 
watew: he tuwnyeth it whithewsoevew he wiww. 

21:2 Evewy w-way of a man is wight in his own eyes: but t-the WOWD 
p-pondeweth t-the heawts. 

21:3 To (^-^*)/ d-do justice and j-judgment is mowe acceptabwe to t-the WOWD than 
sacwifice. 

21:4 An high wook, and a pwoud heawt, and t-the p-pwowing of t-the w-wicked, 
is sin. 

21:5 The thoughts of t-the d-diwigent (つ≧▽≦)つ t-tend onwy to (=^ ◡ ^=) p-pwenteousnyess; but of 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is hasty onwy to want. 

2-21:6 The getting of tweasuwes by a wying tongue is a vanyity t-tossed to 
and fwo of t-them that seek death. 

21:7 The w-wobbewy of t-the wicked shaww d-destwoy t-them; because they wefuse 
to (^-^*)/ d-do judgment. 

21:8 The w-way of man is fwowawd and stwange: but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the puwe, his 
wowk is wight. 

21:9 I-It is bettew to dweww in a cownyew of t-the housetop, than with a 
bwawwing woman in a wide house. 

21:10 The souw of t-the wicked desiweth eviw: his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw findeth nyo 
favouw in his eyes. 

21:11 When t-the scownyew is punyished, t-the simpwe is m-made wise: and when 
t-the wise is instwucted, he weceiveth knyowwedge. 

21:12 The wighteous man wisewy consideweth t-the house of t-the wicked: 
but God o-ovewthwoweth t-the wicked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wickednyess. 

2-21:13 Whoso stoppeth his eaws a-at t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the poow, he awso shaww 
(＞ｍ＜) c-cwy himsewf, but shaww nyot be h-heawd. 

21:14 A-A gift in secwet pacifieth angew: and a wewawd in t-the b-bosom 
stwong wwath. 

2-21:15 I-It is joy to t-the just to (^-^*)/ d-do judgment: but destwuction shaww be 
to t-the wowkews of inyiquity. 

21:16 The man that (o^ ^o)/ *shuffles closer* w-wandeweth out of t-the w-way of undewstanding shaww 
wemain in t-the c-congwegation of t-the dead. 

21:17 He that woveth pweasuwe shaww be a poow man: he that woveth winye 
and oiw shaww nyot be w-wich. 

2-21:18 The wicked shaww be a wansom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and t-the 
twansgwessow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the upwight. 

2-21:19 I-It is bettew to dweww in t-the wiwdewnyess, than with a contentious 
and an angwy |･ω･) w-woman. 

21:20 Thewe is tweasuwe to be desiwed and oiw in t-the dwewwing of t-the 
wise; but a foowish man s-spendeth it (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

21:21 He that fowwoweth aftew wighteousnyess and (´-ω-`) m-mewcy findeth w-wife, 
wighteousnyess, and honyouw. 

2-21:22 A-A wise man scaweth t-the city of t-the mighty, and casteth down t-the 
stwength of t-the confidence t-theweof. 

21:23 Whoso keepeth his mouth and his tongue keepeth his souw fwom 
t-twoubwes. 

21:24 Pwoud and haughty scownyew is his nyame, who deaweth in pwoud 
wwath. 

21:25 The d-desiwe of t-the swothfuw kiwweth h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his h-hands wefuse to 
wabouw. 

21:26 He c-coveteth gweediwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day w-wong: but t-the wighteous giveth 
and spaweth n-nyot. 

21:27 The sacwifice of t-the wicked is abominyation: how m-much m-mowe, when 
he bwingeth it with a wicked mind? 21:28 A-A f-fawse witnyess shaww 
pewish: but t-the man that heaweth s-speaketh constantwy. 

21:29 A-A wicked man hawdenyeth his f-face: but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the upwight, he 
diwecteth his way. 

2-21:30 Thewe is nyo wisdom (=`ω´=) n-nyow undewstanding (=`ω´=) n-nyow counsew against t-the 
WOWD. 

21:31 The h-howse is pwepawed against t-the day of |･ω･) b-battwe: but safety is 
of t-the WOWD. 

22:1 A-A GOOD nyame is wathew to be chosen than gweat wiches, and w-woving 
favouw wathew than s-siwvew and gowd. 

2-22:2 The wich and poow meet togethew: t-the WOWD is t-the makew of t-them 
aww. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 A-A pwudent man foweseeth t-the eviw, and h-hideth himsewf: but t-the 
simpwe pass o-on, and awe p-punyished. 

22:4 By humiwity and t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD awe wiches, and honyouw, and 
wife. 

2-22:5 Thowns and snyawes awe in t-the w-way of t-the (^-^*)/ f-fwowawd: he that doth 
keep his souw shaww be faw fwom them. 

22:6 Twain up a c-chiwd in t-the w-way he shouwd go: and when he is o-owd, he 
wiww nyot depawt fwom it. 

22:7 The wich wuweth o-ovew t-the poow, and t-the bowwowew is sewvant to t-the 
wendew. 

22:8 He that soweth i-inyiquity shaww w-weap vanyity: and t-the wod of his 
angew shaww faiw. 

22:9 He that hath a bountifuw eye shaww be bwessed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he giveth of 
his bwead to t-the poow. 

22:10 Cast out t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *notices bulge* s-scownyew, and c-contention shaww go out; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, stwife 
and wepwoach shaww cease. 

22:11 He that woveth puwenyess of heawt, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwace of his w-wips t-the 
king shaww be his f-fwiend. 

22:12 The eyes of t-the WOWD pwesewve knyowwedge, and he o-ovewthwoweth t-the 
w-wowds of t-the twansgwessow. 

22:13 The swothfuw man saith, Thewe is a w-wion without, I shaww be 
s-swain in t-the stweets. 

22:14 The mouth of s-stwange w-women is a (☆▽☆) d-deep pit: he that is a-abhowwed of 
t-the WOWD shaww faww thewein. 

22:15 Foowishnyess is b-bound in t-the heawt of a chiwd; but t-the wod of 
cowwection shaww dwive it faw fwom h-him. 

22:16 He that oppwesseth t-the poow to incwease his wiches, and he that 
giveth to t-the wich, shaww suwewy come to want. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 Bow down thinye eaw, and h-heaw t-the w-wowds of t-the w-wise, and appwy 
thinye heawt u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my knyowwedge. 

22:18 Fow it is a pweasant t-thing if t-thou keep t-them within thee; they 
shaww withaw be fitted in thy w-wips. 

22:19 That thy t-twust may be in t-the WOWD, I have m-made knyown to thee 
this day, even to thee. 

22:20 H-Have nyot I wwitten to thee excewwent things in c-counsews and 
knyowwedge, 22:21 That I m-might make thee knyow t-the cewtainty of t-the 
w-wowds of t-twuth; that t-thou mightest answew t-the w-wowds of twuth to t-them 
that send u-unto thee? 2-22:22 Wob nyot t-the poow, because he is poow: 
nyeithew o(>ω<)o o-oppwess t-the affwicted in t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: 22:23 Fow t-the WOWD wiww 
pwead theiw cause, and spoiw t-the souw of those that spoiwed them. 

22:24 Make nyo f-fwiendship with an angwy man; and with a fuwious man 
t-thou shawt nyot go: 22:25 West t-thou weawn his ways, and get a snyawe to 
thy souw. 

22:26 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot t-thou onye of t-them that stwike hands, ow of t-them that awe 
suweties (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow debts. 

22:27 If t-thou hast nyothing to pay, why shouwd he o(>ω<)o t-take away thy b-bed 
fwom undew thee? 22:28 Wemove nyot t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient wandmawk, which thy 
f-fathews have s-set. 

22:29 S-Seest t-thou a man d-diwigent in his ต(=ω=)ต b-businyess? he shaww stand befowe 
kings; he shaww nyot stand befowe mean m-men. 

23:1 When t-thou sittest to e-eat with a wuwew, considew diwigentwy what 
is befowe t-thee: 23:2 And put a k-knyife to thy t-thwoat, if t-thou be a man 
given to appetite. 

23:3 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot desiwous of his dainties: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe deceitfuw meat. 

23:4 Wabouw nyot to be w-wich: cease fwom thinye own w-wisdom. 

23:5 Wiwt t-thou s-set thinye eyes upon that which is nyot? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wiches 
cewtainwy make themsewves wings; they fwy away as an eagwe towawd 
heaven. 

23:6 Eat t-thou nyot t-the bwead of him that hath an eviw eye, nyeithew 
d-desiwe t-thou his ＼(≧▽≦)／ d-dainty m-meats: 2-23:7 Fow as he thinketh in his heawt, so 
is he: Eat and dwink, saith he to thee; but his heawt is nyot with 
thee. 

2-23:8 The m-mowsew which t-thou hast eaten shawt t-thou vomit up, and wose 
thy sweet wowds. 

23:9 Speak nyot in t-the eaws of a foow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww despise t-the wisdom 
of thy wowds. 

23:10 Wemove nyot t-the o-owd wandmawk; and entew nyot into t-the fiewds of 
t-the fathewwess: 23:11 Fow theiw (o^▽^o) w-wedeemew is m-mighty; he shaww pwead 
theiw c-cause with thee. 

23:12 UwU A-Appwy thinye heawt u-unto instwuction, and thinye eaws to t-the w-wowds 
of knyowwedge. 

2-23:13 Withhowd nyot cowwection fwom t-the chiwd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-thou beatest him 
with t-the wod, he shaww nyot die. 

23:14 T-Thou shawt beat him with t-the wod, and shawt d-dewivew his souw 
fwom heww. 

23:15 My son, if thinye heawt be w-wise, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt shaww wejoice, even 
minye. 

23:16 Yea, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins shaww wejoice, when thy w-wips speak wight things. 

23:17 Wet nyot thinye heawt envy sinnyews: but be t-thou in t-the f-feaw of t-the 
WOWD (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day wong. 

23:18 Fow suwewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is an end; and thinye expectation shaww nyot be 
cut off. 

23:19 Heaw thou, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, and be w-wise, and guide thinye heawt in t-the 
way. 

23:20 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot among winyebibbews; among wiotous eatews of fwesh: (*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 
Fow t-the dwunkawd and t-the gwutton shaww come to povewty: and dwowsinyess 
shaww cwothe a man with wags. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 Heawken u-unto thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew that begat thee, and despise nyot thy 
mothew when she is owd. 

23:23 Buy t-the twuth, and seww it n-nyot; awso wisdom, and instwuction, 
and undewstanding. 

23:24 The o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the wighteous shaww gweatwy wejoice: and he that 
begetteth a wise c-chiwd shaww have joy of h-him. 

23:25 Thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy mothew shaww be g-gwad, and she that bawe thee 
shaww wejoice. 

23:26 My son, g-give m-me thinye heawt, and wet thinye eyes o-obsewve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-ways. 

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 Fow a whowe is a (☆▽☆) d-deep ditch; and a s-stwange woman is a nyawwow 
pit. 

23:28 She awso wieth in wait as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey, and incweaseth t-the 
twansgwessows among m-men. 

23:29 Who hath woe? who hath sowwow? who hath c-contentions? who hath 
b-babbwing? who hath w-wounds without cause? who hath wednyess of eyes? 
o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 They that tawwy wong a-at t-the winye; they that go to seek mixed 
winye. 

23:31 Wook nyot t-thou upon t-the winye when it is wed, when it giveth his 
cowouw in t-the cup, when it moveth itsewf ( ~*-*)~ a-awight. 

23:32 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the wast it biteth w-wike a s-sewpent, and stingeth w-wike an 
addew. 

2-23:33 T-Thinye eyes shaww (x_x)V b-behowd s-stwange (*°▽°*) w-women, and thinye heawt shaww 
uttew pewvewse things. 

2-23:34 Yea, t-thou shawt be as he that wieth down in t-the m-midst of t-the 
sea, ow as he that wieth upon t-the top of a mast. 

2-23:35 They have s-stwicken me, shawt t-thou say, and I w-was nyot sick; they 
have beaten me, and I fewt it nyot: when shaww I awake? I wiww seek it 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again. 

2-24:1 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot t-thou envious against eviw men, nyeithew d-desiwe to be with 
them. 

24:2 Fow theiw heawt studieth destwuction, and theiw w-wips tawk of 
mischief. 

24:3 Thwough wisdom is an house buiwded; and by undewstanding it is 
estabwished: 2-24:4 And by k-knyowwedge shaww t-the c-chambews be fiwwed with 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious and pweasant wiches. 

24:5 A-A wise man is stwong; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, a man of k-knyowwedge incweaseth 
s-stwength. 

24:6 Fow by wise counsew t-thou shawt make thy w-waw: and in muwtitude of 
counsewwows (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is safety. 

24:7 Wisdom is too high (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a foow: he openyeth nyot his mouth in t-the 
gate. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 He that deviseth to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw shaww be cawwed a mischievous pewson. 

24:9 The thought of foowishnyess is (*°▽°*) s-sin: and t-the scownyew is an 
a-abominyation to m-men. 

24:10 If t-thou f-faint in t-the day of advewsity, thy stwength is smaww. 

24:11 If t-thou fowbeaw to d-dewivew t-them that awe dwawn u-unto d-death, and 
those that awe weady to be swain; 24:12 If t-thou sayest, Behowd, we 
knyew it n-nyot; doth nyot he that p-pondeweth t-the heawt considew it? and he 
that keepeth thy s-souw, doth nyot he knyow it? and shaww nyot he w-wendew to 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his wowks? (❤ω❤) 2-24:13 My son, e-eat t-thou honyey, 
because it is good; and t-the honyeycomb, which is sweet to thy ;;w;; *twerks* t-taste: 
24:14 S-So shaww t-the k-knyowwedge of wisdom be u-unto thy souw: when t-thou 
hast f-found it, t-then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a wewawd, and thy expectation shaww 
nyot be cut off. 

24:15 Way nyot wait, O-O wicked ^.^ m-man, against t-the dwewwing of t-the 
w-wighteous; spoiw nyot his (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-westing p-pwace: 24:16 Fow a just man f-fawweth 
seven times, and wiseth up ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: but t-the wicked shaww faww into 
mischief. 

24:17 Wejoice nyot when thinye enyemy fawweth, and wet nyot thinye heawt be 
gwad when he stumbweth: 24:18 West t-the WOWD s-see it, and it d-dispwease 
him, and he tuwn away his wwath fwom h-him. 

24:19 Fwet nyot t-thysewf because of eviw men, nyeithew be t-thou envious a-at 
t-the wicked: 24:20 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo wewawd to t-the eviw man; t-the 
c-candwe of t-the wicked shaww be put ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

24:21 My son, f-feaw t-thou t-the WOWD and t-the king: and m-meddwe nyot with 
t-them that awe given to change: 2-24:22 Fow theiw cawamity shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise 
(--_--) s-suddenwy; and who k-knyoweth t-the wuin of t-them b-both? 24:23 These things 
awso bewong to t-the wise. I-It is nyot g-good to have wespect of p-pewsons in 
judgment. 

24:24 He that saith u-unto t-the w-wicked, T-Thou awe w-wighteous; him shaww t-the 
peopwe cuwse, nyations shaww abhow him: 24:25 But to t-them that webuke 
him shaww be dewight, and a g-good bwessing shaww come upon them. 

24:26 Evewy man shaww (O.O) k-kiss his w-wips that giveth a wight answew. 

2-24:27 Pwepawe thy wowk without, and make it fit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thysewf in t-the 
fiewd; and a-aftewwawds buiwd thinye house. 

(＞ｍ＜) *pokes you* 2-24:28 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot a witnyess against thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw without cause; and 
deceive nyot with thy w-wips. 

24:29 Say nyot, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do so to him as he hath donye to me: I wiww 
w-wendew to t-the man a-accowding to his wowk. 

24:30 I went by t-the fiewd of t-the swothfuw, and by t-the vinyeyawd of t-the 
man void of undewstanding; 24:31 And, wo, it w-was (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-gwown o-ovew with 
thowns, and n-nyettwes h-had covewed t-the f-face t-theweof, and t-the stonye waww 
theweof w-was bwoken down. 

2-24:32 T-Then I saw, and considewed it weww: I wooked upon it, and 
weceived (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* i-instwuction. 

24:33 Y-Yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe sweep, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (　･ω･)☞ s-swumbew, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fowding of t-the 
h-hands to sweep: 24:34 S-So shaww thy povewty come as onye that 
t-twavewweth; and thy want as an awmed m-man. 

2-25:1 These awe awso p-pwovewbs of S-Sowomon, which t-the men of :3 H-Hezekiah 
king of Judah copied ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

25:2 I-It is t-the gwowy of God to conceaw a thing: but t-the honyouw of 
kings is to s-seawch out a mattew. 

25:3 The heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow height, and t-the eawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-depth, and t-the heawt of 
kings is unseawchabwe. 

25:4 Take away t-the dwoss fwom t-the s-siwvew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come fowth a 
vessew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the finyew. 

25:5 Take away t-the wicked fwom befowe t-the king, and his t-thwonye shaww 
be estabwished in ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 Put nyot fowth t-thysewf in t-the pwesence of t-the king, and stand nyot 
in t-the pwace of gweat m-men: 25:7 Fow bettew it is that it be said u-unto 
thee, Come up hithew; than that t-thou shouwdest be put w-wowew in t-the 
pwesence of t-the pwince whom thinye eyes have (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. 

25:8 Go nyot fowth hastiwy to stwive, west t-thou knyow nyot what to (^-^*)/ d-do in 
t-the end t-theweof, when thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw hath put thee to shame. 

25:9 D-Debate thy c-cause with thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw himsewf; and discovew nyot a 
secwet to anyothew: 25:10 West he that heaweth it put thee to shame, 
and thinye infamy tuwn nyot away. 

25:11 A-A wowd fitwy spoken is w-wike ~(>_<~) a-appwes of gowd in pictuwes of 
siwvew. 

25:12 As an eawwing of gowd, and an ownyament of finye gowd, so is a 
wise w-wepwovew upon an xDD o-obedient (・_・ヾ e-eaw. 

25:13 As t-the cowd of s-snyow in t-the time of hawvest, so is a faithfuw 
messengew to t-them that send him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wefwesheth t-the souw of his 
mastews. 

25:14 Whoso boasteth himsewf of a f-fawse gift is w-wike cwouds and wind 
without wain. 

25:15 By wong fowbeawing is a pwince pewsuaded, and a soft tongue 
bweaketh t-the bonye. 

25:16 Hast t-thou f-found honyey? e-eat so m-much as is sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, 
west t-thou be fiwwed thewewith, and vomit it. 

2-25:17 Withdwaw thy foot fwom thy nyeighbouw's h-house; west he be weawy 
of thee, and so hate thee. 

25:18 A-A man that beaweth f-fawse witnyess against his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw is a 
mauw, and a swowd, and a shawp awwow. 

25:19 C-Confidence in an unfaithfuw man in time of twoubwe is w-wike a 
bwoken tooth, and a foot out of joint. 

25:20 As he that taketh away a gawment in cowd w-weathew, and as vinyegaw 
upon nyitwe, so is he that (´ ∀ ` *) s-singeth s-songs to an h-heavy heawt. 

25:21 If thinye enyemy be hungwy, g-give him bwead to eat; and if he be 
t-thiwsty, g-give him w-watew to dwink: 25:22 Fow t-thou shawt heap coaws of 
fiwe upon his head, and t-the WOWD shaww wewawd thee. 

25:23 The nyowth wind dwiveth away wain: so doth an angwy c-countenyance a 
backbiting tongue. 

2-25:24 I-It is bettew to dweww in t-the cownyew of t-the housetop, than with a 
bwawwing woman and in a wide house. 

25:25 As cowd watews to a thiwsty s-souw, so is g-good ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ n-nyews fwom a faw 
countwy. 

25:26 A-A wighteous man fawwing down befowe t-the wicked is as a twoubwed 
fountain, and a cowwupt spwing. 

25:27 I-It is nyot g-good to e-eat m-much honyey: so (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow men to s-seawch theiw own 
gwowy is nyot gwowy. 

25:28 He that hath nyo w-wuwe o-ovew his own spiwit is w-wike a city that is 
bwoken down, and without wawws. 

26:1 As s-snyow in summew, and as wain in hawvest, so honyouw is nyot 
(✧ω✧) *giggles shyly* s-seemwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a foow. 

26:2 As t-the biwd by wandewing, as t-the swawwow by fwying, so t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse 
causewess shaww nyot come. 

26:3 A-A whip (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howse, a bwidwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ass, and a wod (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
f-foow's back. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:4 Answew nyot a foow a-accowding to his fowwy, west t-thou awso be w-wike 
u-unto h-him. 

26:5 Answew a foow a-accowding to his fowwy, west he be wise in his own 
conceit. 

26:6 He that (-_-) s-sendeth a message by t-the hand of a foow cutteth off t-the 
feet, and dwinketh damage. 

26:7 The wegs of t-the wame awe nyot equaw: so is a pawabwe in t-the mouth 
of foows. 

26:8 As he that bindeth a stonye in a swing, so is he that giveth 
honyouw to a foow. 

26:9 As a thown goeth up into t-the hand of a dwunkawd, so is a pawabwe 
in t-the mouths of foows. 

26:10 The gweat God that |･ω･) f-fowmed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things both wewawdeth t-the foow, 
and wewawdeth twansgwessows. 

2-26:11 As a d-dog wetuwnyeth to his vomit, so a foow wetuwnyeth to his 
fowwy. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 S-Seest t-thou a man wise in his own conceit? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is mowe hope of 
a foow than of h-him. 

26:13 The swothfuw man saith, Thewe is a w-wion in t-the way; a w-wion is in 
t-the stweets. 

26:14 As t-the doow tuwnyeth upon his h-hinges, so doth t-the swothfuw upon 
his bed. 

26:15 The swothfuw h-hideth his hand in his bosom; it g-gwieveth him to 
bwing it again to his mouth. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:16 The s-swuggawd is wisew in his own conceit than seven men that c-can 
w-wendew a ต(=ω=)ต w-weason. 

26:17 He that passeth by, and meddweth with stwife bewonging nyot to 
him, is w-wike onye that taketh a d-dog by t-the eaws. 

26:18 As a mad man who casteth fiwebwands, a-awwows, and d-death, 26:19 S-So 
is t-the man that deceiveth his nyeighbouw, and saith, Am nyot I in spowt? 
26:20 Whewe nyo w-wood is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the fiwe goeth out: so whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo 
tawebeawew, t-the stwife ceaseth. 

26:21 As coaws awe to b-buwnying coaws, and w-wood to fiwe; so is a 
contentious man to kindwe stwife. 

26:22 The w-wowds of a {{ (>_<) }} t-tawebeawew awe as wounds, and they go down into 
t-the innyewmost pawts of t-the b-bewwy. 

26:23 Buwnying w-wips and a wicked heawt awe w-wike a potshewd covewed with 
s-siwvew dwoss. 

2-26:24 He that hateth dissembweth with his wips, and wayeth up d-deceit 
within h-him; 2-26:25 When he s-speaketh faiw, bewieve him nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
awe seven abominyations in his heawt. 

2-26:26 Whose hatwed is covewed by deceit, his w-wickednyess shaww be 
shewed befowe t-the w-whowe c-congwegation. 

2-26:27 Whoso diggeth a p-pit shaww faww thewein: and he that wowweth a 
stonye, it wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn upon h-him. 

2-26:28 A-A wying tongue hateth those that awe affwicted by it; and a 
fwattewing mouth w-wowketh wuin. 

2-27:1 Boast nyot t-thysewf of to mowwow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou k-knyowest nyot what a day 
may bwing f-fowth. 

27:2 Wet anyothew man pwaise thee, and nyot thinye own mouth; a s-stwangew, 
and nyot thinye own w-wips. 

27:3 A-A stonye is h-heavy, and t-the sand weighty; but a f-foow's wwath is 
heaview than t-them ♡(｡- ω -) b-both. 

27:4 Wwath is cwuew, and angew is outwageous; but who is abwe to stand 
befowe e-envy? 27:5 Open webuke is bettew than secwet wove. 

2-27:6 Faithfuw awe t-the w-wounds of a fwiend; but t-the kisses of an enyemy 
awe d-deceitfuw. 

2-27:7 The f-fuww souw woatheth an honyeycomb; but to t-the (・_・ヾ h-hungwy souw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
bittew t-thing is sweet. 

27:8 As a biwd that (o^ ^o)/ *shuffles closer* w-wandeweth fwom hew nyest, so is a man that 
(o^ ^o)/ *shuffles closer* w-wandeweth fwom his pwace. 

27:9 O-Ointment and pewfume wejoice t-the (*°▽°*) h-heawt: so doth t-the s-sweetnyess of 
a man's fwiend by heawty counsew. 

27:10 T-Thinye own fwiend, and thy fathew's fwiend, fowsake n-nyot; nyeithew 
go into thy bwothew's house in t-the day of thy cawamity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bettew is 
a (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw that is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw than a b-bwothew faw off. 

27:11 My son, be w-wise, and make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt g-gwad, that I may answew him 
that w-wepwoacheth me. 

2-27:12 A-A pwudent man foweseeth t-the eviw, and h-hideth himsewf; but t-the 
simpwe pass o-on, and awe p-punyished. 

27:13 Take his gawment that is s-suwety (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-stwangew, and o(>ω<)o t-take a 
p-pwedge of him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-stwange |･ω･) w-woman. 

2-27:14 He that bwesseth his fwiend with a w-woud voice, wising eawwy in 
t-the m-mownying, it shaww be c-counted a (O_O;) c-cuwse to h-him. 

27:15 A-A c-continyuaw dwopping in a vewy w-wainy day and a contentious woman 
awe awike. 

27:16 Whosoevew h-hideth hew h-hideth t-the wind, and t-the ointment of his 
wight hand, which bewwayeth itsewf. 

27:17 >_< I-Iwon shawpenyeth iwon; so a man shawpenyeth t-the c-countenyance of his 
f-fwiend. 

27:18 Whoso keepeth t-the fig twee shaww e-eat t-the fwuit theweof: so he 
that waiteth on his mastew shaww be honyouwed. 

2-27:19 As in w-watew f-face answeweth to face, so t-the heawt of man to m-man. 

2-27:20 Heww and destwuction awe nyevew fuww; so t-the eyes of man awe 
nyevew s-satisfied. 

27:21 As t-the finying p-pot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-siwvew, and t-the fuwnyace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd; so is a 
man to his pwaise. 

2-27:22 Though t-thou shouwdest bway a foow in a mowtaw among wheat with a 
pestwe, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww nyot his foowishnyess depawt fwom h-him. 

27:23 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou d-diwigent to knyow t-the state of thy >w< f-fwocks, and wook w-weww 
to thy hewds. 

27:24 Fow w-wiches awe nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and doth t-the cwown e-enduwe to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
(o_O)! g-genyewation? 27:25 The hay appeaweth, and t-the tendew gwass sheweth 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, and hewbs of t-the mountains awe gathewed. 

27:26 The w-wambs awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy cwothing, and t-the g-goats awe t-the p-pwice of 
t-the fiewd. 

27:27 And t-thou shawt have goats' miwk e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy food, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
food of thy h-househowd, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the maintenyance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy maidens. 

2-28:1 The wicked fwee when nyo man p-puwsueth: but t-the wighteous awe bowd 
as a wion. 

2-28:2 Fow t-the twansgwession of a wand many awe t-the pwinces theweof: but 
by a man of undewstanding and k-knyowwedge t-the state theweof shaww be 
pwowonged. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 A-A poow man that oppwesseth t-the poow is w-wike a s-sweeping wain which 
weaveth nyo food. 

^-^ 2-28:4 They that fowsake t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw pwaise t-the wicked: but such as keep t-the 
(☆▽☆) w-waw contend with them. 

2-28:5 Eviw men undewstand nyot judgment: but they that seek t-the WOWD 
undewstand (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

28:6 Bettew is t-the poow that w-wawketh in his u-upwightnyess, than he that 
is pewvewse in his ways, t-though he be w-wich. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 Whoso keepeth t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is a wise son: but he that is a companyion 
of wiotous men shameth his fathew. 

(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 He that by u-usuwy and unjust gain incweaseth his substance, he 
shaww gathew it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that wiww p-pity t-the poow. 

28:9 He that tuwnyeth away his eaw fwom heawing t-the w-waw, even his 
pwayew shaww be abominyation. 

28:10 Whoso causeth t-the wighteous to go ( ~*-*)~ a-astway in an eviw way, he 
shaww faww himsewf into his own pit: but t-the upwight shaww have g-good 
things in p-possession. 

28:11 The wich man is wise in his own conceit; but t-the poow that hath 
undewstanding seawcheth him ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

2-28:12 When wighteous men (^-^*)/ d-do wejoice, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is gweat gwowy: but when 
t-the wicked wise, a man is (*ﾉωﾉ) *teleports behind you* h-hidden. 

(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 He that coveweth his s-sins shaww nyot pwospew: but w-whoso 
confesseth and fowsaketh t-them shaww have mewcy. 

28:14 Happy is t-the man that feaweth awway: but he that hawdenyeth his 
heawt shaww faww into mischief. 

2-28:15 As a woawing wion, and a wanging beaw; so is a wicked wuwew o-ovew 
t-the poow peopwe. 

28:16 The pwince that wanteth undewstanding is awso a gweat oppwessow: 
but he that hateth covetousnyess shaww pwowong his days. 

28:17 A-A man that doeth viowence to t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of any pewson shaww fwee 
to t-the pit; wet nyo man stay h-him. 

28:18 Whoso w-wawketh u-upwightwy shaww be saved: but he that is pewvewse 
in his ways shaww faww a-at once. 

28:19 He that tiwweth his wand shaww have pwenty of bwead: but he that 
fowwoweth aftew vain p-pewsons shaww have povewty enyough. 

28:20 A-A faithfuw man shaww abound with bwessings: but he that m-maketh 
haste to be wich shaww nyot be innyocent. 

2-28:21 To have wespect of p-pewsons is nyot good: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a piece of bwead 
that man wiww twansgwess. 

2-28:22 He that hasteth to be wich hath an eviw eye, and consideweth nyot 
that povewty shaww come upon h-him. 

28:23 He that webuketh a man a-aftewwawds shaww f-find mowe favouw than he 
that f-fwatteweth with t-the tongue. 

28:24 Whoso wobbeth his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew, and saith, I-It is nyo 
twansgwession; t-the same is t-the companyion of a destwoyew. 

28:25 He that is of a pwoud heawt s-stiwweth up (*^.^*) s-stwife: but he that 
putteth his t-twust in t-the WOWD shaww be m-made f-fat. 

28:26 He that t-twusteth in his own heawt is a foow: but w-whoso w-wawketh 
w-wisewy, he shaww be dewivewed. 

28:27 He that giveth u-unto t-the poow shaww nyot wack: but he that h-hideth 
his eyes shaww have many a cuwse. 

28:28 When t-the wicked wise, men hide themsewves: but when they pewish, 
t-the wighteous i-incwease. 

2-29:1 He, that being often wepwoved hawdenyeth his nyeck, shaww suddenwy 
be destwoyed, and that without wemedy. 

29:2 When t-the wighteous awe in a-authowity, t-the peopwe wejoice: but when 
t-the wicked beaweth wuwe, t-the peopwe mouwn. 

29:3 Whoso woveth wisdom (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth his fathew: but he that keepeth 
company with hawwots s-spendeth his substance. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 The king by j-judgment e-estabwisheth t-the wand: but he that weceiveth 
gifts o-ovewthwoweth it. 

29:5 A-A man that f-fwatteweth his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw spweadeth a nyet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his feet. 

2-29:6 In t-the twansgwession of an eviw man (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a snyawe: but t-the 
wighteous doth sing and wejoice. 

29:7 The wighteous consideweth t-the c-cause of t-the poow: but t-the wicked 
wegawdeth nyot to knyow it. 

29:8 S-Scownfuw men bwing a city into a snyawe: but wise men tuwn away 
wwath. 

29:9 If a wise man contendeth with a foowish ^.^ m-man, whethew he wage ow 
waugh, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo w-west. 

29:10 The b-bwoodthiwsty hate t-the u-upwight: but t-the just seek his souw. 

29:11 A-A foow utteweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his mind: but a wise man keepeth it in tiww 
aftewwawds. 

29:12 If a wuwew heawken to w-wies, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants awe wicked. 

29:13 The poow and t-the deceitfuw man meet togethew: t-the WOWD 
wightenyeth both theiw eyes. 

2-29:14 The king that f-faithfuwwy j-judgeth t-the poow, his t-thwonye shaww be 
estabwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

OwO 2-29:15 The wod and wepwoof g-give w-wisdom: but a c-chiwd weft to himsewf 
bwingeth his mothew to shame. 

29:16 When t-the wicked awe m-muwtipwied, twansgwession i-incweaseth: but 
t-the wighteous shaww s-see theiw faww. 

29:17 Cowwect thy son, and he shaww g-give thee west; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he shaww g-give 
dewight u-unto thy souw. 

29:18 Whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo vision, t-the peopwe pewish: but he that keepeth 
t-the w-waw, happy is he. 

2-29:19 A-A sewvant wiww nyot be cowwected by wowds: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-though he 
undewstand he wiww nyot answew. 

29:20 S-Seest t-thou a man that is hasty in his wowds? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is mowe hope 
of a foow than of h-him. 

29:21 He that dewicatewy bwingeth up his sewvant fwom a c-chiwd shaww 
have him become his son a-at t-the wength. 

2-29:22 An angwy man s-stiwweth up stwife, and a fuwious man (=^･ｪ･^=) *pokes you* a-aboundeth in 
twansgwession. 

29:23 A-A man's pwide shaww bwing him wow: but honyouw shaww uphowd t-the 
humbwe in spiwit. 

29:24 Whoso is pawtnyew with a t-thief hateth his own souw: he heaweth 
cuwsing, and bewwayeth it n-nyot. 

29:25 The f-feaw of man bwingeth a snyawe: but w-whoso putteth his t-twust in 
t-the WOWD shaww be safe. 

29:26 Many seek t-the wuwew's f-favouw; but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's j-judgment cometh 
fwom t-the WOWD. 

29:27 An unjust man is an a-abominyation to t-the just: and he that is 
upwight in t-the w-way is a-abominyation to t-the wicked. 

30:1 The w-wowds of Aguw t-the son of Jakeh, even t-the pwophecy: t-the man 
spake u-unto Ithiew, even u-unto Ithiew and Ucaw, 30:2 S-Suwewy I am mowe 
bwutish than any ^.^ m-man, and have nyot t-the undewstanding of a m-man. 

30:3 I nyeithew (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed wisdom, (=`ω´=) n-nyow have t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the howy. 

30:4 Who hath ascended up into heaven, ow descended? who hath gathewed 
t-the wind in his fists? who hath b-bound t-the watews in a gawment? who 
hath estabwished (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ends of t-the eawth? what is his nyame, and what 
is his son's nyame, if t-thou c-canst t-teww? 3-30:5 Evewy wowd of God is 
o(≧▽≦)o p-puwe: he is a shiewd u-unto t-them that put theiw t-twust in h-him. 

30:6 Add t-thou nyot u-unto his wowds, west he wepwove thee, and t-thou be 
f-found a wiaw. 

30:7 Two things have I wequiwed of thee; deny m-me t-them nyot befowe I 
die: 30:8 Wemove faw fwom m-me vanyity and wies: g-give m-me nyeithew povewty 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow wiches; feed m-me with food convenyient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: (*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 West I be fuww, 
and deny thee, and say, Who is t-the WOWD? ow west I be poow, and steaw, 
and o(>ω<)o t-take t-the nyame of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God in vain. 

30:10 Accuse nyot a sewvant u-unto his mastew, west he (O_O;) c-cuwse thee, and 
t-thou be f-found guiwty. 

3-30:11 Thewe is a genyewation that cuwseth theiw fathew, and doth nyot 
bwess theiw m-mothew. 

30:12 Thewe is a genyewation that awe puwe in theiw own eyes, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
is nyot washed fwom theiw fiwthinyess. 

30:13 Thewe is a g-genyewation, O-O how wofty awe theiw e-eyes! and theiw 
eyewids awe w-wifted (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

30:14 Thewe is a g-genyewation, whose t-teeth awe as swowds, and theiw jaw 
t-teeth as k-knyives, to devouw t-the poow fwom off t-the eawth, and t-the nyeedy 
fwom among m-men. 

30:15 The h-howseweach hath two (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, cwying, Give, give. Thewe awe 
thwee things that awe nyevew satisfied, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, fouw things say nyot, I-It is 
enyough: 30:16 The gwave; and t-the b-bawwen womb; t-the eawth that is nyot 
fiwwed with watew; and t-the fiwe that saith nyot, I-It is enyough. 

30:17 The eye that mocketh a-at his fathew, and despiseth to obey his 
mothew, t-the wavens of t-the vawwey shaww pick it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-the young 
e-eagwes shaww e-eat it. 

30:18 Thewe be thwee things which awe too wondewfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, fouw 
which I knyow nyot: 3-30:19 The w-way of an eagwe in t-the aiw; t-the w-way of a 
sewpent upon a wock; t-the w-way of a s-ship in t-the m-midst of t-the sea; and 
t-the w-way of a man with a m-maid. 

30:20 S-Such is t-the w-way of an aduwtewous woman; she eateth, and wipeth 
hew mouth, and saith, I have donye nyo wickednyess. 

30:21 Fow thwee things t-the eawth is disquieted, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fouw which it 
c-cannyot beaw: 30:22 Fow a sewvant when he weignyeth; and a foow when he 
is fiwwed with meat; 3-30:23 Fow an o-odious woman when she is m-mawwied; 
and an handmaid that is h-heiw to hew mistwess. 

30:24 Thewe be fouw things which awe ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe upon t-the eawth, but they 
awe exceeding wise: 30:25 The a-ants awe a peopwe nyot stwong, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they 
p-pwepawe theiw meat in t-the s-summew; 30:26 The c-conyies awe but a feebwe 
fowk, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet make they theiw houses in t-the w-wocks; 3-30:27 The wocusts have 
nyo king, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet go they fowth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them by bands; 3-30:28 The spidew 
taketh h-howd with hew hands, and is in kings' pawaces. 

30:29 Thewe be thwee things which go weww, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, fouw awe c-comewy in 
going: 3-30:30 A-A w-wion which is stwongest among beasts, and tuwnyeth nyot 
away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-any; 3-30:31 A-A gweyhound; an he goat awso; and a king, against 
whom (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wising (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

30:32 If t-thou hast donye foowishwy in wifting up xDD t-thysewf, ow if t-thou 
hast thought eviw, way thinye hand upon thy mouth. 

30:33 S-Suwewy t-the chuwnying of miwk bwingeth fowth b-buttew, and t-the 
wwinging of t-the nyose bwingeth fowth b-bwood: so t-the fowcing of wwath 
bwingeth fowth stwife. 

31:1 The w-wowds of king Wemuew, t-the pwophecy that his mothew taught 
h-him. 

3-31:2 What, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son? and what, t-the son of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my womb? and what, t-the son of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vows? 31:3 Give nyot thy stwength u-unto (*°▽°*) w-women, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy ways to that 
which destwoyeth k-kings. 

3-31:4 I-It is nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow kings, O-O Wemuew, it is nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow kings to dwink winye; 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwinces stwong dwink: 31:5 West they dwink, and fowget t-the 
w-waw, and pewvewt t-the j-judgment of any of t-the affwicted. 

31:6 Give stwong dwink u-unto him that is weady to pewish, and winye u-unto 
those that be of h-heavy heawts. 

31:7 Wet him dwink, and fowget his povewty, and (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew his misewy nyo 
mowe. 

31:8 Open thy mouth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dumb in t-the c-cause of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such as awe 
appointed to destwuction. 

31:9 Open thy mouth, j-judge w-wighteouswy, and pwead t-the c-cause of t-the 
poow and nyeedy. 

31:10 Who c-can f-find a viwtuous woman? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew p-pwice is faw a-above 
wubies. 

31:11 The heawt of hew h-husband doth safewy t-twust in hew, so that he 
shaww have nyo nyeed of s-spoiw. 

31:12 She wiww (^-^*)/ d-do him g-good and nyot eviw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of hew wife. 

(^ω~) 3-31:13 She seeketh woow, and fwax, and w-wowketh w-wiwwingwy with hew 
hands. 

31:14 She is w-wike t-the mewchants' ships; she bwingeth hew food fwom 
afaw. 

31:15 She wiseth awso whiwe it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyight, and giveth meat to hew 
h-househowd, and a powtion to hew maidens. 

31:16 She consideweth a fiewd, and buyeth i-it: with t-the fwuit of hew 
h-hands she pwanteth a vinyeyawd. 

31:17 She giwdeth hew woins with stwength, and s-stwengthenyeth hew awms. 

31:18 She pewceiveth that hew mewchandise is good: hew c-candwe goeth 
nyot out by nyight. 

3-31:19 She wayeth hew h-hands to t-the s-spindwe, and hew h-hands h-howd t-the 
distaff. 

31:20 She stwetcheth out hew hand to t-the poow; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, she weacheth fowth 
hew h-hands to t-the nyeedy. 

3-31:21 She is nyot afwaid of t-the s-snyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew househowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew 
(o-_-o) h-househowd awe cwothed with s-scawwet. 

3-31:22 She m-maketh hewsewf covewings of tapestwy; hew (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cwothing is siwk 
and puwpwe. 

31:23 Hew h-husband is knyown in t-the gates, when he sitteth among t-the 
ewdews of t-the wand. 

31:24 She m-maketh finye winyen, and sewweth it; and dewiveweth giwdwes 
u-unto t-the mewchant. 

3-31:25 S-Stwength and honyouw awe hew c-cwothing; and she shaww wejoice in 
time to come. 

3-31:26 She openyeth hew mouth with wisdom; and in hew tongue is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw 
of kindnyess. 

31:27 She wooketh w-weww to t-the ways of hew h-househowd, and eateth nyot 
t-the bwead of i-idwenyess. 

31:28 Hew chiwdwen a-awise up, and caww hew bwessed; hew h-husband awso, 
and he pwaiseth hew. 

31:29 Many daughtews have donye viwtuouswy, but t-thou excewwest t-them 
aww. 

3-31:30 F-Favouw is deceitfuw, and b-beauty is vain: but a woman that 
feaweth t-the WOWD, she shaww be pwaised. 

31:31 Give hew of t-the fwuit of hew hands; and wet hew own wowks pwaise 
hew in t-the gates. 




E-Eccwesiastes 

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The Pweachew 


1:1 The w-wowds of t-the (＃￣ω￣) P-Pweachew, t-the son of D-David, king in Jewusawem. 

1:2 Vanyity of vanyities, saith t-the (＃￣ω￣) P-Pweachew, vanyity of (つ≧▽≦)つ v-vanyities; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is 
vanyity. 

1:3 What pwofit hath a man of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wabouw which he taketh undew t-the 
sun? 1:4 Onye genyewation passeth away, and anyothew genyewation cometh: 
but t-the eawth abideth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1:5 The sun awso a-awiseth, and t-the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his 
pwace whewe he awose. 

1-1:6 The wind goeth towawd t-the south, and tuwnyeth about u-unto t-the nyowth; 
it whiwweth about c-continyuawwy, and t-the wind wetuwnyeth again a-accowding 
to his c-ciwcuits. 

1:7 Aww t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews w-wun into t-the sea; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the sea is nyot fuww; u-unto t-the 
pwace fwom whence t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews come, thithew they (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn again. 

1:8 Aww things awe f-fuww of wabouw; man c-cannyot uttew i-it: t-the eye is nyot 
satisfied with seeing, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the eaw fiwwed with heawing. 

1-1:9 The t-thing that hath been, it is that which shaww b-be; and that 
which is donye is that which shaww be d-donye: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo nyew t-thing 
undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

1:10 Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any t-thing wheweof it may be said, See, this is n-nyew? it 
hath b-been awweady of o-owd time, which w-was befowe us. 

1:11 Thewe is nyo w-wemembwance of f-fowmew things; nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be 
any w-wemembwance of things that awe to come with those that shaww come 
a-aftew. 

1:12 I t-the Pweachew w-was king o-ovew Iswaew in Jewusawem. 

1:13 And I gave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt to seek and s-seawch out by wisdom c-concewnying 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe donye undew heaven: this sowe twavaiw hath God 
given to t-the sons of man to be exewcised thewewith. 

1:14 I have s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks that awe donye undew t-the sun; and, 
b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is vanyity and v-vexation of spiwit. 

1:15 That which is cwooked c-cannyot be m-made stwaight: and that which is 
wanting c-cannyot be nyumbewed. 

1:16 I communyed with minye own heawt, s-saying, Wo, I am come to gweat 
estate, and have gotten mowe wisdom than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that have b-been 
befowe m-me in Jewusawem: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt h-had gweat expewience of wisdom 
and knyowwedge. 

1:17 And I gave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt to knyow wisdom, and to knyow madnyess and 
f-fowwy: I pewceived that this awso is v-vexation of spiwit. 

1:18 Fow in m-much wisdom is m-much g-gwief: and he that incweaseth 
k-knyowwedge incweaseth \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. 

2:1 I said in minye heawt, Go to n-nyow, I wiww pwove thee with miwth, 
thewefowe enjoy pweasuwe: and, b-behowd, this awso is vanyity. 

2:2 I said of waughtew, I-It is mad: and of miwth, What doeth it? 2-2:3 I 
sought in minye heawt to g-give mysewf u-unto winye, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet acquainting minye 
heawt with wisdom; and to way h-howd on fowwy, tiww I m-might s-see what w-was 
that g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sons of men, which they shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do undew t-the heaven 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of theiw wife. 

2:4 I m-made m-me gweat wowks; I buiwded m-me houses; I pwanted m-me 
vinyeyawds: 2-2:5 I m-made m-me gawdens and owchawds, and I pwanted twees in 
t-them of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kind of fwuits: 2:6 I m-made m-me poows of watew, to w-watew 
thewewith t-the w-wood that bwingeth fowth t-twees: 2-2:7 I got m-me (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants 
and m-maidens, and h-had (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants bown in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house; awso I h-had gweat 
possessions of gweat and smaww cattwe a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe in Jewusawem 
befowe me: 2:8 I gathewed m-me awso s-siwvew and gowd, and t-the pecuwiaw 
tweasuwe of kings and of t-the pwovinces: I gat m-me men s-singews and w-women 
singews, and t-the dewights of t-the sons of men, as musicaw instwuments, 
and that of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-sowts. 

2-2:9 S-So I w-was g-gweat, and incweased mowe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe befowe m-me in 
Jewusawem: awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wisdom wemainyed with me. 

2:10 And whatsoevew minye eyes desiwed I kept nyot fwom t-them, I withhewd 
nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt fwom any j-joy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt w-wejoiced in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wabouw: and 
this w-was o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my powtion of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wabouw. 

2-2:11 T-Then I wooked on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands h-had w-wwought, and on 
t-the wabouw that I h-had wabouwed to do: and, b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-was vanyity and 
v-vexation of spiwit, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo pwofit undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

2:12 And I (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed mysewf to (x_x)V b-behowd wisdom, and madnyess, and f-fowwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
what c-can t-the man (^-^*)/ d-do that cometh aftew t-the king? even that which hath 
b-been awweady donye. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 T-Then I saw that wisdom excewweth fowwy, as faw as wight excewweth 
dawknyess. 

2:14 The wise man's eyes awe in his h-head; but t-the foow w-wawketh in 
dawknyess: and I mysewf pewceived awso that onye e-event happenyeth to t-them 
aww. 

2:15 T-Then said I in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt, As it happenyeth to t-the foow, so it 
happenyeth even to m-me; and why w-was I t-then mowe (o^ ^o) w-wise? T-Then I said in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
heawt, that this awso is vanyity. 

2:16 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo w-wemembwance of t-the wise mowe than of t-the foow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; seeing that which nyow is in t-the days to come shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be 
fowgotten. 

And how dieth t-the wise man? as t-the foow. 

2:17 Thewefowe I hated wife; because t-the wowk that is wwought undew 
t-the sun is gwievous u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is vanyity and v-vexation of spiwit. 

2:18 Yea, I hated (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wabouw which I h-had taken undew t-the sun: 
because I shouwd weave it u-unto t-the man that shaww be aftew me. 

2:19 And who k-knyoweth whethew he shaww be a wise man ow a foow? (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
shaww he have w-wuwe o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wabouw whewein I have wabouwed, and 
whewein I have shewed mysewf wise undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. This is awso vanyity. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Thewefowe I went about to c-cause o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt to despaiw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wabouw which I took undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

2:21 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a man whose wabouw is in wisdom, and in knyowwedge, 
and in equity; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet to a man that hath nyot wabouwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww he 
weave it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his powtion. This awso is vanyity and a gweat \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

2:22 Fow what hath man of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wabouw, and of t-the v-vexation of his 
heawt, whewein he hath wabouwed undew t-the sun? 2:23 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his days 
awe sowwows, and his twavaiw gwief; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, his heawt taketh nyot w-west in 
t-the nyight. This is awso vanyity. 

2:24 Thewe is nyothing bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ m-man, than that he shouwd e-eat and 
dwink, and that he shouwd make his souw enjoy g-good in his wabouw. This 
awso I saw, that it w-was fwom t-the hand of God. 

2:25 Fow who c-can eat, ow who ewse c-can hasten heweunto, mowe than I? 
2:26 Fow God giveth to a man that is g-good in his sight wisdom, and 
knyowwedge, and joy: but to t-the sinnyew he giveth twavaiw, to gathew and 
to heap up, that he may g-give to him that is g-good befowe God. This awso 
is vanyity and v-vexation of spiwit. 

3-3:1 To {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a season, and a time to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy puwpose 
undew t-the heaven: 3:2 A-A time to be b-bown, and a time to die; a time to 
pwant, and a time to pwuck up that which is pwanted; 3-3:3 A-A time to 
k-kiww, and a time to heaw; a time to bweak down, and a time to buiwd 
up; 3:4 A-A time to w-weep, and a time to waugh; a time to mouwn, and a 
time to UwU *moans* d-dance; 3:5 A-A time to cast away stonyes, and a time to gathew 
s-stonyes togethew; a time to embwace, and a time to wefwain fwom 
embwacing; 3-3:6 A-A time to get, and a time to wose; a time to k-keep, and 
a time to cast away; 3:7 A-A time to wend, and a time to sew; a time to 
keep siwence, and a time to s-speak; 3:8 A-A time to wove, and a time to 
hate; a time of waw, and a time of p-peace. 

3-3:9 What pwofit hath he that w-wowketh in that whewein he w-wabouweth? 
3:10 I have s-seen t-the twavaiw, which God hath given to t-the sons of men 
to be exewcised in it. 

3:11 He hath m-made {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing beautifuw in his time: awso he hath s-set 
t-the wowwd in theiw heawt, so that nyo man c-can f-find out t-the wowk that 
God m-maketh fwom t-the beginnying to t-the end. 

3:12 I knyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo g-good in t-them, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man to wejoice, 
and to (^-^*)/ d-do g-good in his wife. 

3:13 And awso that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man shouwd e-eat and dwink, and enjoy t-the g-good 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wabouw, it is t-the gift of God. 

3:14 I knyow that, whatsoevew God doeth, it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: nyothing 
c-can be put to it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any t-thing taken fwom i-it: and God doeth it, that 
men shouwd f-feaw befowe h-him. 

3:15 That which hath b-been is nyow; and that which is to be hath awweady 
been; and God wequiweth that which is past. 

3:16 And moweovew I saw undew t-the sun t-the pwace of j-judgment, that 
w-wickednyess w-was thewe; and t-the pwace of wighteousnyess, that i-inyiquity 
w-was thewe. 

3:17 I said in minye heawt, God shaww j-judge t-the wighteous and t-the 
wicked: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a time (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy puwpose and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
wowk. 

3:18 I said in minye heawt c-concewnying t-the estate of t-the sons of men, 
that God m-might manyifest t-them, and that they m-might s-see that they 
themsewves awe beasts. 

3:19 Fow that which b-befawweth t-the sons of men b-befawweth beasts; even 
onye t-thing b-befawweth (=`ω´=) t-them: as t-the onye dieth, so dieth t-the othew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, 
they have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww onye bweath; so that a man hath nyo pweeminyence a-above a 
beast: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is vanyity. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Aww go u-unto onye pwace; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe of t-the dust, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww tuwn to dust 
again. 

3:21 Who k-knyoweth t-the spiwit of man that goeth upwawd, and t-the spiwit 
of t-the beast that goeth downwawd to t-the eawth? 3-3:22 Whewefowe I 
pewceive that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing bettew, than that a man shouwd wejoice 
in his own wowks; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is his powtion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who shaww bwing him to 
s-see what shaww be aftew h-him? 4:1 S-So I wetuwnyed, and considewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the oppwessions that awe donye undew t-the sun: and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the teaws of 
such as wewe oppwessed, and they h-had nyo comfowtew; and on t-the side of 
theiw oppwessows (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was powew; but they h-had nyo comfowtew. 

4-4:2 Whewefowe I pwaised t-the dead which awe awweady dead mowe than t-the 
wiving which awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive. 

4:3 Yea, bettew is he than both they, which hath nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet been, who 
hath nyot s-seen t-the eviw wowk that is donye undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

4-4:4 A-Again, I considewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twavaiw, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wight wowk, that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
this a man is envied of his nyeighbouw. This is awso vanyity and 
v-vexation of spiwit. 

4-4:5 The foow fowdeth his h-hands togethew, and eateth his own ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

4:6 Bettew is an handfuw with quietnyess, than both t-the h-hands f-fuww with 
twavaiw and v-vexation of spiwit. 

4:7 T-Then I wetuwnyed, and I saw vanyity undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

4-4:8 Thewe is onye awonye, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a second; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he hath 
nyeithew c-chiwd (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwothew: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wabouw; 
nyeithew is his eye satisfied with wiches; nyeithew saith he, Fow whom 
(^-^*)/ d-do I wabouw, and b-beweave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw of good? This is awso v-vanyity, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, it 
is a sowe twavaiw. 

4:9 Two awe bettew than onye; because they have a g-good wewawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
wabouw. 

4:10 Fow if they faww, t-the onye wiww wift up his fewwow: but (-_-) *twerks* w-woe to him 
that is awonye when he fawweth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath nyot anyothew to hewp him (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

4:11 A-Again, if two w-wie togethew, t-then they have heat: but how c-can onye 
be wawm a-awonye? 4:12 And if onye pwevaiw against him, two shaww 
w-withstand h-him; and a thweefowd cowd is nyot quickwy bwoken. 

4:13 Bettew is a poow and a wise c-chiwd than an o-owd and foowish king, 
who wiww nyo mowe be admonyished. 

4:14 Fow out of pwison he cometh to weign; w-wheweas awso he that is 
bown in his kingdom becometh poow. 

4:15 I considewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wiving which wawk undew t-the sun, with t-the 
second c-chiwd that shaww stand up in his s-stead. 

4:16 Thewe is nyo end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, even of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that have b-been 
befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: they awso that come aftew shaww nyot wejoice in h-him. 
S-Suwewy this awso is vanyity and v-vexation of spiwit. 

5:1 Keep thy foot when t-thou goest to t-the house of G-God, and be mowe 
weady to h-heaw, than to g-give t-the sacwifice of f-foows: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they considew 
nyot that they (^-^*)/ d-do \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

5-5:2 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot wash with thy mouth, and wet nyot thinye heawt be hasty to 
uttew any t-thing befowe G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is in heaven, and t-thou upon eawth: 
thewefowe wet thy w-wowds be few. 

5:3 Fow a dweam cometh thwough t-the muwtitude of businyess; and a f-foow's 
voice is knyown by muwtitude of wowds. 

5:4 When t-thou v-vowest a vow u-unto G-God, defew nyot to pay it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath 
nyo pweasuwe in f-foows: pay that which t-thou hast vowed. 

5:5 Bettew is it that t-thou shouwdest nyot vow, than that t-thou shouwdest 
vow and nyot ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pay. 

5:6 Suffew nyot thy mouth to c-cause thy fwesh to sin; nyeithew say t-thou 
befowe t-the angew, that it w-was an ewwow: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe shouwd God be angwy 
a-at thy voice, and d-destwoy t-the wowk of thinye h-hands? 5:7 Fow in t-the 
muwtitude of d-dweams and many w-wowds (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe awso divews (o_O) v-vanyities: but 
f-feaw t-thou God. 

5:8 If t-thou seest t-the oppwession of t-the poow, and viowent pewvewting 
of j-judgment and justice in a p-pwovince, mawvew nyot a-at t-the m-mattew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
he that is highew than t-the highest wegawdeth; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be highew than 
they. 

5:9 Moweovew t-the pwofit of t-the eawth is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow aww: t-the king himsewf is 
sewved by t-the fiewd. 

5:10 He that woveth s-siwvew shaww nyot be satisfied with s-siwvew; (=`ω´=) n-nyow he 
that woveth a-abundance with incwease: this is awso vanyity. 

5:11 When goods incwease, they awe incweased that e-eat (=`ω´=) t-them: and what 
g-good is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to t-the ownyews t-theweof, saving t-the behowding of t-them with 
theiw eyes? 5:12 The (o´∀`o) s-sweep of a wabouwing man is sweet, whethew he 
e-eat ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe ow much: but t-the a-abundance of t-the wich wiww nyot s-suffew him 
to sweep. 

5-5:13 Thewe is a sowe eviw which I have s-seen undew t-the sun, nyamewy, 
w-wiches kept (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ownyews theweof to theiw huwt. 

5:14 But those w-wiches pewish by eviw twavaiw: and he begetteth a son, 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

5:15 As he came fowth of his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb, nyaked shaww he (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to 
go as he came, and shaww o(>ω<)o t-take nyothing of his wabouw, which he may 
cawwy away in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

5:16 And this awso is a sowe eviw, that in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww points as he came, so 
shaww he go: and what pwofit hath he that hath wabouwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wind? 
5:17 Aww his days awso he eateth in dawknyess, and he hath m-much sowwow 
and wwath with his sicknyess. 

5:18 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd that which I have seen: it is g-good and c-comewy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye to 
e-eat and to dwink, and to enjoy t-the g-good of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wabouw that he 
taketh undew t-the sun (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of his w-wife, which God giveth him: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is his powtion. 

5:19 Evewy man awso to whom God hath given w-wiches and weawth, and hath 
given him p-powew to e-eat t-theweof, and to o(>ω<)o t-take his powtion, and to 
wejoice in his wabouw; this is t-the gift of God. 

5:20 Fow he shaww nyot m-much (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the days of his wife; because God 
answeweth him in t-the joy of his heawt. 

6-6:1 Thewe is an eviw which I have s-seen undew t-the sun, and it is common 
among m-men: 6:2 A-A man to whom God hath given wiches, weawth, and 
honyouw, so that he wanteth nyothing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his souw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he 
desiweth, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet God giveth him nyot p-powew to e-eat t-theweof, but a stwangew 
eateth i-it: this is v-vanyity, and it is an eviw disease. 

6:3 If a man beget an hundwed c-chiwdwen, and wive many yeaws, so that 
t-the days of his yeaws be many, and his souw be nyot fiwwed with g-good, 
and awso that he have nyo buwiaw; I say, that an untimewy biwth is 
bettew than he. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Fow he cometh in with v-vanyity, and depawteth in dawknyess, and his 
nyame shaww be covewed with dawknyess. 

6:5 Moweovew he hath nyot s-seen t-the sun, (=`ω´=) n-nyow knyown any thing: this hath 
mowe w-west than t-the o-othew. 

6:6 Yea, t-though he wive a t-thousand yeaws UwU t-twice t-towd, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hath he s-seen 
nyo good: (^-^*)/ d-do nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww go to onye pwace? 6:7 Aww t-the wabouw of man is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
his mouth, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the a-appetite is nyot fiwwed. 

6:8 Fow what hath t-the wise mowe than t-the foow? what hath t-the poow, 
that k-knyoweth to wawk befowe t-the wiving? 6:9 Bettew is t-the sight of 
t-the eyes than t-the wandewing of t-the desiwe: this is awso vanyity and 
v-vexation of spiwit. 

6:10 That which hath b-been is nyamed awweady, and it is knyown that it is 
man: nyeithew may he contend with him that is mightiew than he. 

6:11 Seeing (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be many things that incwease v-vanyity, what is man t-the 
bettew? 6:12 Fow who k-knyoweth what is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow man in this w-wife, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the days of his vain wife which he s-spendeth as a shadow? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who c-can 
teww a man what shaww be aftew him undew t-the sun? 7:1 A-A g-good nyame is 
bettew than (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious ointment; and t-the day of death than t-the day of 
onye's biwth. 

7:2 I-It is bettew to go to t-the house of mouwnying, than to go to t-the 
house of (=①ω①=) f-feasting: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is t-the end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men; and t-the wiving wiww 
way it to his heawt. 

7-7:3 S-Sowwow is bettew than waughtew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by t-the sadnyess of t-the 
c-countenyance t-the heawt is m-made bettew. 

7:4 The heawt of t-the wise is in t-the house of mouwnying; but t-the heawt 
of foows is in t-the house of miwth. 

7:5 I-It is bettew to h-heaw t-the webuke of t-the w-wise, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man to 
h-heaw t-the song of foows. 

7:6 Fow as t-the cwackwing of thowns undew a pot, so is t-the waughtew of 
t-the foow: this awso is vanyity. 

7-7:7 S-Suwewy oppwession m-maketh a wise man m-mad; and a gift destwoyeth t-the 
heawt. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Bettew is t-the end of a t-thing than t-the beginnying theweof: and t-the 
patient in spiwit is bettew than t-the pwoud in spiwit. 

7:9 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot hasty in thy spiwit to be angwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow angew westeth in t-the 
b-bosom of foows. 

7:10 Say nyot thou, What is t-the c-cause that t-the f-fowmew days wewe bettew 
than these? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou d-dost nyot enquiwe wisewy c-concewnying this. 

7:11 Wisdom is g-good with an inhewitance: and by it (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is pwofit to 
t-them that s-see t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

7:12 Fow wisdom is a defence, and monyey is a defence: but t-the 
excewwency of k-knyowwedge is, that wisdom giveth wife to t-them that have 
it. 

7:13 Considew t-the wowk of G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who c-can make that (＃￣ω￣) s-stwaight, which 
he hath m-made cwooked? 7:14 In t-the day of p-pwospewity be joyfuw, but in 
t-the day of advewsity considew: God awso hath s-set t-the onye o-ovew against 
t-the othew, to t-the end that man shouwd f-find nyothing aftew h-him. 

7:15 Aww things have I s-seen in t-the days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vanyity: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a just 
man that pewisheth in his wighteousnyess, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a wicked man 
that p-pwowongeth his wife in his wickednyess. 

7:16 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot wighteous o-ovew much; nyeithew make t-thysewf o-ovew wise: why 
shouwdest t-thou d-destwoy t-thysewf ? 7:17 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot o-ovew m-much w-wicked, 
nyeithew be t-thou foowish: why shouwdest t-thou die befowe thy time? 7:18 
I-It is g-good that t-thou shouwdest o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of this; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, awso fwom this 
withdwaw nyot thinye hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that feaweth God shaww come fowth of 
t-them aww. 

xDD 7-7:19 Wisdom s-stwengthenyeth t-the wise mowe than t-ten mighty men which awe 
in t-the city. 

7:20 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a just man upon eawth, that doeth g-good, and 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth n-nyot. 

7:21 Awso o(>ω<)o t-take nyo heed u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wowds that awe spoken; west t-thou h-heaw 
thy sewvant (O_O;) c-cuwse t-thee: 7:22 Fow oftentimes awso thinye own heawt 
k-knyoweth that t-thou t-thysewf wikewise hast cuwsed othews. 

7:23 Aww this have I pwoved by w-wisdom: I said, I wiww be wise; but it 
w-was faw fwom me. 

7:24 That which is faw off, and exceeding deep, who c-can f-find it out? 
7:25 I appwied minye heawt to knyow, and to (＾• ω •＾) s-seawch, and to seek out 
wisdom, and t-the w-weason of things, and to knyow t-the w-wickednyess of fowwy, 
even of foowishnyess and madnyess: \(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And I f-find mowe bittew than 
death t-the woman, whose heawt is snyawes and nyets, and hew h-hands as 
bands: w-whoso pweaseth God shaww escape fwom hew; but t-the sinnyew shaww 
be taken by hew. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Behowd, this have I found, saith t-the p-pweachew, counting onye by 
o-onye, to f-find out t-the account: 7:28 W-Which (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw (o^ ^o)/ s-seeketh, but I 
f-find nyot: onye man among a t-thousand have I f-found; but a woman among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
those have I nyot found. 

7:29 Wo, this onwy have I found, that God hath m-made man upwight; but 
they have sought out many inventions. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Who is as t-the wise man? and who k-knyoweth t-the i-intewpwetation of a 
thing? a man's wisdom m-maketh his f-face to shinye, and t-the b-bowdnyess of 
his f-face shaww be changed. 

8-8:2 I counsew thee to keep t-the king's c-commandment, and that in w-wegawd 
of t-the o-oath of God. 

8:3 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot hasty to go out of his sight: stand nyot in an eviw thing; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he doeth whatsoevew pweaseth h-him. 

8:4 Whewe t-the wowd of a king is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is powew: and who may say u-unto 
him, What doest thou? 8-8:5 Whoso keepeth t-the commandment shaww feew nyo 
eviw thing: and a wise man's heawt discewnyeth both time and judgment. 

8:6 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy puwpose (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is time and j-judgment, thewefowe t-the 
misewy of man is gweat upon h-him. 

8:7 Fow he k-knyoweth nyot that which shaww be: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who c-can teww him when 
it shaww be? 8:8 Thewe is nyo man that hath p-powew o-ovew t-the spiwit to 
w-wetain t-the spiwit; nyeithew hath he p-powew in t-the day of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo dischawge in that waw; nyeithew shaww w-wickednyess d-dewivew 
those that awe given to it. 

8:9 Aww this have I seen, and appwied o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowk that is 
donye undew t-the sun: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a time whewein onye man wuweth o-ovew 
anyothew to his own huwt. 

8-8:10 And so I saw t-the wicked b-buwied, who h-had come and gonye fwom t-the 
pwace of t-the howy, and they wewe fowgotten in t-the city whewe they h-had 
so d-donye: this is awso vanyity. 

8-8:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because sentence against an eviw wowk is nyot executed s-speediwy, 
thewefowe t-the heawt of t-the sons of men is fuwwy s-set in t-them to (^-^*)/ d-do 
\(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

8:12 Though a sinnyew (^-^*)/ d-do eviw an hundwed times, and his days be 
p-pwowonged, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet suwewy I knyow that it shaww be w-weww with t-them that f-feaw 
G-God, which f-feaw befowe him: 8-8:13 But it shaww nyot be w-weww with t-the 
w-wicked, nyeithew shaww he pwowong his days, which awe as a shadow; 
because he feaweth nyot befowe God. 

8:14 Thewe is a vanyity which is donye upon t-the eawth; that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be 
just men, u-unto whom it happenyeth a-accowding to t-the wowk of t-the wicked; 
again, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be wicked men, to whom it happenyeth a-accowding to t-the wowk 
of t-the w-wighteous: I said that this awso is vanyity. 

8:15 T-Then I c-commended miwth, because a man hath nyo bettew t-thing undew 
t-the sun, than to eat, and to dwink, and to be m-mewwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that shaww 
abide with him of his wabouw t-the days of his w-wife, which God giveth 
him undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 When I appwied minye heawt to knyow wisdom, and to s-see t-the businyess 
that is donye upon t-the eawth: (fow awso (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is that nyeithew day (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
nyight seeth (o´∀`o) s-sweep with his e-eyes:) 8:17 T-Then I behewd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of 
G-God, that a man c-cannyot f-find out t-the wowk that is donye undew t-the sun: 
because t-though a man wabouw to seek it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he shaww nyot f-find it; 
yea f-fawthew; t-though a wise man think to knyow it, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww he nyot be 
abwe to f-find it. 

9:1 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this I considewed in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt even to decwawe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, 
that t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and t-the w-wise, and theiw wowks, awe in t-the hand of 
G-God: nyo man k-knyoweth eithew wove ow hatwed by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is befowe them. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Aww things come a-awike to aww: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye e-event to t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, 
and to t-the wicked; to t-the g-good and to t-the cwean, and to t-the (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; 
to him that sacwificeth, and to him that sacwificeth nyot: as is t-the 
g-good, so is t-the sinnyew; and he that sweaweth, as he that feaweth an 
oath. 

9:3 This is an eviw among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe donye undew t-the sun, that 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye e-event u-unto aww: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, awso t-the heawt of t-the sons of men is 
f-fuww of eviw, and madnyess is in theiw heawt whiwe they wive, and aftew 
that they go to t-the dead. 

9:4 Fow to him that is j-joinyed to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wiving (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is hope: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
wiving d-dog is bettew than a dead wion. 

9:5 Fow t-the wiving knyow that they shaww die: but t-the dead knyow nyot any 
thing, nyeithew have they any mowe a wewawd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the memowy of t-them is 
fowgotten. 

9:6 Awso theiw wove, and theiw h-hatwed, and theiw envy, is nyow 
pewished; nyeithew have they any mowe a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in any t-thing 
that is donye undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

9:7 Go thy way, e-eat thy bwead with joy, and dwink thy winye with a 
mewwy heawt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God nyow accepteth thy wowks. 

9:8 Wet thy gawments be awways white; and wet thy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head wack nyo 
ointment. 

9:9 Wive (^-^*)/ j-joyfuwwy with t-the wife whom t-thou w-wovest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of t-the 
wife of thy v-vanyity, which he hath given thee undew t-the sun, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
days of thy vanyity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is thy powtion in this w-wife, and in thy 
wabouw which t-thou takest undew t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 W-Whatsoevew thy hand findeth to do, (^-^*)/ d-do it with thy might; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wowk, (=`ω´=) n-nyow device, (=`ω´=) n-nyow knyowwedge, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wisdom, in t-the gwave, 
whithew t-thou goest. 

9-9:11 I wetuwnyed, and saw undew t-the sun, that t-the wace is nyot to t-the 
swift, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the battwe to t-the stwong, nyeithew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet bwead to t-the w-wise, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-wiches to men of u-undewstanding, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet favouw to men of 
skiww; but time and chance happenyeth to t-them aww. 

9:12 Fow man awso k-knyoweth nyot his time: as t-the fishes that awe taken 
in an eviw nyet, and as t-the biwds that awe caught in t-the snyawe; so awe 
t-the sons of men snyawed in an eviw time, when it f-fawweth suddenwy upon 
them. 

9:13 This wisdom have I s-seen awso undew t-the sun, and it seemed gweat 
u-unto me: 9-9:14 Thewe w-was a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe city, and f-few men within it; and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a gweat king against it, and besieged it, and b-buiwt gweat 
buwwawks against i-it: 9:15 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was f-found in it a poow wise ^.^ m-man, 
and he by his wisdom dewivewed t-the c-city; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyo man wemembewed that 
same poow m-man. 

9:16 T-Then said I, Wisdom is bettew than stwength: nyevewthewess t-the 
poow man's wisdom is d-despised, and his w-wowds awe nyot h-heawd. 

9:17 The w-wowds of wise men awe heawd in quiet mowe than t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of him 
that wuweth among foows. 

9:18 Wisdom is bettew than weapons of w-waw: but onye sinnyew destwoyeth 
m-much good. 

10:1 D-Dead fwies c-cause t-the ointment of t-the apothecawy to send fowth a 
stinking s-savouw: so doth a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fowwy him that is in weputation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
wisdom and honyouw. 

1-10:2 A-A wise man's heawt is a-at his wight hand; but a f-foow's heawt a-at 
his weft. 

10:3 Y-Yea awso, when he that is a foow w-wawketh by t-the way, his wisdom 
faiweth him, and he saith to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that he is a foow. 

10:4 If t-the spiwit of t-the wuwew (☆ω☆) w-wise up against thee, weave nyot thy 
pwace; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow yiewding pacifieth gweat offences. 

1-10:5 Thewe is an eviw which I have s-seen undew t-the sun, as an ewwow 
which p-pwoceedeth fwom t-the wuwew: 10:6 Fowwy is s-set in gweat (つ≧▽≦)つ d-dignyity, 
and t-the wich sit in (T_T) *cries* w-wow pwace. 

10:7 I have s-seen (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants upon howses, and pwinces wawking as (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants 
upon t-the eawth. 

10:8 He that diggeth a p-pit shaww faww into it; and w-whoso bweaketh an 
hedge, a sewpent shaww bite h-him. 

10:9 Whoso wemoveth s-stonyes shaww be (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-thewewith; and he that 
cweaveth w-wood shaww be endangewed theweby. 

10:10 If t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon be bwunt, and he (^-^*)/ d-do nyot (=^･ω･^=) *hugs tightly* w-whet t-the edge, t-then (* ^ ω ^) m-must he 
put to mowe stwength: but wisdom is pwofitabwe to d-diwect. 

1-10:11 S-Suwewy t-the sewpent wiww bite without e-enchantment; and a babbwew 
is nyo bettew. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 The w-wowds of a wise man's mouth awe g-gwacious; but t-the w-wips of a 
foow wiww swawwow up himsewf. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 The beginnying of t-the w-wowds of his mouth is foowishnyess: and t-the 
end of his tawk is mischievous m-madnyess. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 A-A foow awso is f-fuww of wowds: a man c-cannyot teww what shaww b-be; 
and what shaww be aftew him, who c-can teww h-him? 10:15 The wabouw of 
t-the foowish weawieth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them, because he k-knyoweth nyot how to 
go to t-the city. 

1-10:16 Woe to thee, O-O wand, when thy king is a chiwd, and thy pwinces 
e-eat in t-the mownying! 1-10:17 Bwessed awt thou, O-O wand, when thy king is 
t-the son of n-nyobwes, and thy pwinces e-eat in d-due season, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwength, 
and nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dwunkennyess! 10:18 By m-much s-swothfuwnyess t-the buiwding 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ d-decayeth; and thwough idwenyess of t-the h-hands t-the house dwoppeth 
thwough. 

10:19 A-A (♡°▽°♡) f-feast is m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waughtew, and winye m-maketh m-mewwy: but monyey 
answeweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 Cuwse nyot t-the king, nyo nyot in thy thought; and (O_O;) c-cuwse nyot t-the 
wich in thy bedchambew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a biwd of t-the aiw shaww cawwy t-the voice, 
and that which hath w-wings shaww teww t-the mattew. 

11:1 Cast thy bwead upon t-the watews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt f-find it aftew many 
days. 

11:2 Give a powtion to seven, and awso to e-eight; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou k-knyowest nyot 
what eviw shaww be upon t-the eawth. 

11:3 If t-the cwouds be f-fuww of wain, they empty themsewves upon t-the 
eawth: and if t-the twee faww towawd t-the south, ow towawd t-the nyowth, in 
t-the pwace whewe t-the twee fawweth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe it shaww be. 

11:4 He that obsewveth t-the wind shaww nyot (☆ω☆) s-sow; and he that wegawdeth 
t-the cwouds shaww nyot weap. 

11:5 As t-thou k-knyowest nyot what is t-the w-way of t-the spiwit, (=`ω´=) n-nyow how t-the 
bonyes (^-^*)/ d-do gwow in t-the womb of hew that is with chiwd: even so t-thou 
k-knyowest nyot t-the wowks of God who m-maketh aww. 

11:6 In t-the mownying sow thy seed, and in t-the evenying withhowd nyot 
thinye hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou k-knyowest nyot whethew shaww pwospew, eithew this ow 
that, ow whethew they both shaww be a-awike good. 

11:7 Twuwy t-the wight is sweet, and a pweasant t-thing it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eyes 
to (x_x)V b-behowd t-the sun: 11:8 But if a man wive many yeaws, and wejoice in 
t-them aww; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wet him (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the days of dawknyess; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be 
many. Aww that cometh is vanyity. 

11:9 Wejoice, O-O young ^.^ m-man, in thy youth; and wet thy heawt c-cheew thee 
in t-the days of thy youth, and wawk in t-the ways of thinye heawt, and in 
t-the sight of thinye eyes: but knyow thou, that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things God 
wiww bwing thee into judgment. 

11:10 Thewefowe w-wemove sowwow fwom thy heawt, and put away eviw fwom 
thy fwesh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow chiwdhood and youth awe vanyity. 

12:1 Wemembew nyow thy C-Cweatow in t-the days of thy youth, whiwe t-the eviw 
days come nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the yeaws d-dwaw nyigh, when t-thou shawt say, I have nyo 
pweasuwe in t-them; (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Whiwe t-the sun, ow t-the wight, ow t-the moon, ow 
t-the s-staws, be nyot dawkenyed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the cwouds (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn aftew t-the wain: 12:3 
In t-the day when t-the keepews of t-the house shaww twembwe, and t-the stwong 
men shaww bow themsewves, and t-the gwindews cease because they awe few, 
and those that wook out of t-the windows be dawkenyed, 12:4 And t-the doows 
shaww be s-shut in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, when t-the s-sound of t-the gwinding is wow, 
and he shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up a-at t-the voice of t-the b-biwd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the daughtews 
of musick shaww be b-bwought w-wow; 1-12:5 Awso when they shaww be afwaid of 
that which is high, and feaws shaww be in t-the way, and t-the a-awmond twee 
shaww fwouwish, and t-the (x_x)V *screams* g-gwasshoppew shaww be a buwden, and d-desiwe 
shaww faiw: because man goeth to his wong home, and t-the (＞ｍ＜) m-mouwnyews go 
about t-the stweets: 12:6 Ow e-evew t-the s-siwvew cowd be woosed, ow t-the 
gowden boww be bwoken, ow t-the p-pitchew be bwoken a-at t-the fountain, ow 
t-the wheew bwoken a-at t-the c-cistewn. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 T-Then shaww t-the dust (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the eawth as it was: and t-the spiwit 
shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto God who gave it. 

12:8 Vanyity of vanyities, saith t-the p-pweachew; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is vanyity. 

12:9 And moweovew, because t-the pweachew w-was w-wise, he stiww taught t-the 
peopwe knyowwedge; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he gave g-good heed, and sought (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and s-set in 
owdew many pwovewbs. 

12:10 The pweachew sought to f-find out acceptabwe wowds: and that which 
w-was wwitten w-was upwight, even w-wowds of twuth. 

1-12:11 The w-wowds of t-the wise awe as goads, and as nyaiws (o-_-o) f-fastenyed by t-the 
mastews of assembwies, which awe given fwom onye shephewd. 

12:12 And fuwthew, by these, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, be admonyished: of making many 
books (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo end; and m-much s-study is a weawinyess of t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

12:13 Wet us h-heaw t-the c-concwusion of t-the w-whowe m-mattew: Feaw G-God, and 
keep his commandments: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the w-whowe duty of m-man. 

12:14 Fow God shaww bwing {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowk into j-judgment, with {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy secwet 
thing, whethew it be g-good, ow whethew it be \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 




The Song of S-Sowomon 


1:1 The song of s-songs, which is Sowomon's. 

1:2 Wet him (O.O) k-kiss m-me with t-the kisses of his m-mouth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wove is 
bettew than winye. 

1:3 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the savouw of thy g-good ointments thy nyame is as 
ointment pouwed fowth, thewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do t-the viwgins wove thee. 

1:4 Dwaw me, we wiww w-wun aftew t-thee: t-the king hath b-bwought m-me into his 
chambews: we wiww be gwad and wejoice in thee, we wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thy 
wove mowe than winye: t-the upwight wove thee. 

1:5 I am bwack, but comewy, O-O ye daughtews of J-Jewusawem, as t-the tents 
of Kedaw, as t-the cuwtains of Sowomon. 

1-1:6 Wook nyot upon me, because I am bwack, because t-the sun hath wooked 
upon me: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's chiwdwen wewe angwy with m-me; they m-made m-me t-the 
(* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the vinyeyawds; but minye own vinyeyawd have I nyot kept. 

1:7 Teww me, O-O t-thou whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw woveth, whewe t-thou feedest, whewe 
t-thou makest thy fwock to w-west a-at ต(=ω=)ต n-nyoon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why shouwd I be as onye that 
tuwnyeth aside by t-the f-fwocks of thy c-companyions? 1:8 If t-thou knyow nyot, 
O-O t-thou :3 f-faiwest among (*°▽°*) w-women, go thy w-way fowth by t-the footsteps of t-the 
f-fwock, and feed thy kids beside t-the shephewds' tents. 

1-1:9 I have compawed thee, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, to a company of howses in 
Phawaoh's c-chawiots. 

1:10 Thy cheeks awe c-comewy with wows of (♡°▽°♡) j-jewews, thy nyeck with c-chains 
of gowd. 

1:11 We wiww make thee b-bowdews of gowd with studs of siwvew. 

1:12 Whiwe t-the king sitteth a-at his tabwe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spikenyawd (-_-) s-sendeth fowth 
t-the s-smeww t-theweof. 

1:13 A-A bundwe of mywwh is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-weww-bewoved u-unto m-me; he shaww w-wie (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
nyight b-betwixt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bweasts. 

1:14 My bewoved is u-unto m-me as a c-cwustew of c-camphiwe in t-the vinyeyawds 
of Engedi. 

1:15 Behowd, t-thou awt faiw, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove; b-behowd, t-thou awt faiw; t-thou hast 
doves' eyes. 

1:16 Behowd, t-thou awt faiw, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, p-pweasant: awso ouw b-bed is 
gween. 

1:17 The beams of ouw house awe c-cedaw, and ouw waftews of fiw. 

2:1 I am t-the w-wose of Shawon, and t-the wiwy of t-the vawweys. 

2:2 As t-the wiwy among thowns, so is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove among t-the daughtews. 

2-2:3 As t-the appwe twee among t-the twees of t-the wood, so is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved 
among t-the sons. I sat down undew his shadow with gweat dewight, and 
his fwuit w-was sweet to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my taste. 

2:4 He b-bwought m-me to t-the b-banqueting h-house, and his bannyew o-ovew m-me w-was 
wove. 

2-2:5 Stay m-me with fwagons, comfowt m-me with a-appwes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am sick of 
wove. 

2:6 His weft hand is undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head, and his wight hand doth embwace 
me. 

2-2:7 I chawge y-you, O-O ye daughtews of J-Jewusawem, by t-the woes, and by t-the 
hinds of t-the fiewd, that ye stiw nyot up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, tiww he 
p-pwease. 

2:8 The voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＃￣ω￣) b-bewoved! b-behowd, he cometh w-weaping upon t-the 
mountains, skipping upon t-the hiwws. 

2-2:9 My bewoved is w-wike a woe ow a young h-hawt: b-behowd, he standeth 
behind ouw waww, he wooketh fowth a-at t-the windows, shewing himsewf 
thwough t-the wattice. 

2:10 My bewoved spake, and said u-unto me, Wise up, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-faiw 
o-onye, and come away. 

2-2:11 Fow, wo, t-the wintew is past, t-the wain is o-ovew and gonye; 2:12 The 
fwowews appeaw on t-the eawth; t-the time of t-the singing of biwds is come, 
and t-the voice of t-the tuwtwe is heawd in ouw wand; (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 The fig twee 
putteth fowth hew gween f-figs, and t-the vinyes with t-the tendew gwape g-give 
a g-good smeww. Awise, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-faiw o-onye, and come away. 

2:14 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dove, that awt in t-the cwefts of t-the wock, in t-the secwet 
pwaces of t-the staiws, wet m-me s-see thy countenyance, wet m-me h-heaw thy 
v-voice; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sweet is thy voice, and thy c-countenyance is comewy. 

2:15 Take us t-the f-foxes, t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe f-foxes, that spoiw t-the vinyes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
ouw vinyes have tendew gwapes. 

2:16 My bewoved is minye, and I am his: he feedeth among t-the wiwies. 

2:17 Untiw t-the day bweak, and t-the shadows fwee away, tuwn, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, 
and be t-thou w-wike a woe ow a young h-hawt upon t-the mountains of Bethew. 

3-3:1 By nyight on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed I sought him whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw w-woveth: I sought him, 
but I f-found him n-nyot. 

3:2 I wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise n-nyow, and go about t-the city in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and in t-the 
bwoad ways I wiww seek him whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw w-woveth: I sought him, but I 
f-found him n-nyot. 

3-3:3 The w-watchmen that go about t-the city f-found me: to whom I said, Saw 
ye him whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw woveth? 3:4 I-It w-was but a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe that I passed 
fwom t-them, but I f-found him whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw w-woveth: I hewd him, and w-wouwd 
nyot wet him go, untiw I h-had b-bwought him into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's h-house, and 
into t-the c-chambew of hew that ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived me. 

3:5 I chawge y-you, O-O ye daughtews of J-Jewusawem, by t-the woes, and by t-the 
hinds of t-the fiewd, that ye stiw nyot up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, tiww he 
p-pwease. 

3-3:6 Who is this that cometh out of t-the wiwdewnyess w-wike piwwaws of 
smoke, p-pewfumed with mywwh and fwankincense, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-powdews of t-the 
mewchant? 3:7 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd his bed, which is S-Sowomon's; (o_O)! t-thweescowe v-vawiant 
men awe about it, of t-the v-vawiant of Iswaew. 

3:8 They (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-howd swowds, being expewt in w-waw: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man hath his 
s-swowd upon his thigh because of f-feaw in t-the nyight. 

3-3:9 King S-Sowomon m-made himsewf a chawiot of t-the w-wood of W-Webanyon. 

3:10 He m-made t-the piwwaws theweof of s-siwvew, t-the bottom theweof of 
gowd, t-the covewing of it of puwpwe, t-the m-midst theweof being p-paved with 
wove, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the daughtews of Jewusawem. 

3:11 Go fowth, O-O ye daughtews of Zion, and (x_x)V b-behowd king S-Sowomon with 
t-the cwown whewewith his mothew c-cwownyed him in t-the day of his 
espousaws, and in t-the day of t-the gwadnyess of his heawt. 

4:1 Behowd, t-thou awt faiw, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove; b-behowd, t-thou awt faiw; t-thou hast 
doves' eyes within thy wocks: thy haiw is as a fwock of goats, that 
appeaw fwom mount (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

4-4:2 Thy t-teeth awe w-wike a fwock of sheep that awe even shown, which 
came up fwom t-the washing; wheweof {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye beaw t-twins, and nyonye is 
b-bawwen among them. 

4:3 Thy w-wips awe w-wike a thwead of scawwet, and thy speech is comewy: 
thy tempwes awe w-wike a piece of a pomegwanyate within thy wocks. 

4-4:4 Thy nyeck is w-wike t-the towew of David buiwded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an a-awmouwy, 
wheweon (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe h-hang a t-thousand buckwews, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shiewds of mighty m-men. 

4-4:5 Thy two b-bweasts awe w-wike two young woes that awe t-twins, which feed 
among t-the wiwies. 

4:6 Untiw t-the day bweak, and t-the shadows fwee away, I wiww get m-me to 
t-the mountain of ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, and to t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of fwankincense. 

4:7 T-Thou awt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faiw, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo spot in thee. 

4-4:8 Come with m-me fwom Webanyon, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-spouse, with m-me fwom Webanyon: wook 
fwom t-the top of Amanya, fwom t-the top of Shenyiw and Hewmon, fwom t-the 
w-wions' dens, fwom t-the mountains of t-the weopawds. 

4:9 T-Thou hast wavished o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spouse; t-thou hast 
wavished o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt with onye of thinye eyes, with onye chain of thy nyeck. 

4:10 How f-faiw is thy wove, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spouse! how m-much bettew is 
thy wove than winye! and t-the s-smeww of thinye ointments than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww spices! 
4:11 Thy wips, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-spouse, dwop as t-the honyeycomb: honyey and miwk awe 
undew thy tongue; and t-the s-smeww of thy gawments is w-wike t-the s-smeww of 
W-Webanyon. 

4:12 A-A gawden incwosed is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spouse; a spwing s-shut up, a 
fountain seawed. 

4:13 Thy p-pwants awe an owchawd of pomegwanyates, with pweasant fwuits; 
c-camphiwe, with spikenyawd, 4:14 Spikenyawd and saffwon; cawamus and 
c-cinnyamon, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twees of fwankincense; mywwh and awoes, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the chief s-spices: 4:15 A-A fountain of gawdens, a w-weww of wiving w-watews, 
and stweams fwom W-Webanyon. 

4:16 Awake, O-O nyowth wind; and come, t-thou south; b-bwow upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawden, 
that t-the spices theweof may fwow ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved come into his 
gawden, and e-eat his pweasant fwuits. 

5:1 I am come into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawden, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spouse: I have gathewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
mywwh with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spice; I have eaten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my honyeycomb with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my honyey; I have 
dwunk o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my winye with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my miwk: eat, O-O fwiends; dwink, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, dwink 
abundantwy, O-O bewoved. 

5-5:2 I sweep, but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt waketh: it is t-the voice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved that 
knyocketh, s-saying, Open to me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dove, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
undefiwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head is fiwwed with d-dew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wocks with t-the dwops 
of t-the nyight. 

5:3 I have put off o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-coat; how shaww I put it on? I have washed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
feet; how shaww I defiwe them? 5:4 My bewoved put in his hand by t-the 
h-howe of t-the d-doow, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bowews wewe moved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

5:5 I w-wose up to open to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bewoved; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands dwopped with ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fingews with sweet smewwing ( ~*-*)~ m-mywwh, upon t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ h-handwes of t-the 
wock. 

5:6 I openyed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bewoved; but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved h-had withdwawn himsewf, and 
w-was gonye: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw faiwed when he spake: I sought him, but I couwd nyot 
f-find h-him; I cawwed him, but he gave m-me nyo answew. 

5:7 The w-watchmen that went about t-the city f-found me, they smote me, 
they w-wounded m-me; t-the keepews of t-the wawws took away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my veiw fwom me. 

5:8 I chawge y-you, O-O daughtews of J-Jewusawem, if ye f-find o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, 
that ye teww him, that I am sick of wove. 

5:9 What is thy bewoved mowe than anyothew bewoved, O-O t-thou :3 f-faiwest 
among women? what is thy bewoved mowe than anyothew bewoved, that t-thou 
d-dost so chawge us? 5:10 My bewoved is white and w-wuddy, t-the chiefest 
among t-ten thousand. 

5:11 His ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head is as t-the most finye gowd, his wocks awe bushy, and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack 
as a w-waven. 

5:12 His eyes awe as t-the eyes of doves by t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of w-watews, washed 
with miwk, and fitwy s-set. 

5-5:13 His cheeks awe as a b-bed of spices, as sweet fwowews: his w-wips 
w-wike wiwies, dwopping sweet smewwing mywwh. 

5:14 His h-hands awe as gowd w-wings s-set with t-the b-bewyw: his bewwy is as 
bwight ivowy ovewwaid with sapphiwes. 

5:15 His wegs awe as piwwaws of m-mawbwe, s-set upon sockets of finye gowd: 
his c-countenyance is as Webanyon, excewwent as t-the cedaws. 

5:16 His mouth is most sweet: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he is awtogethew wovewy. This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bewoved, and this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwiend, O-O daughtews of Jewusawem. 

6-6:1 Whithew is thy bewoved gonye, O-O t-thou :3 f-faiwest among women? whithew 
is thy bewoved (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside? that we may seek him with thee. 

6:2 My bewoved is gonye down into his gawden, to t-the beds of spices, to 
feed in t-the gawdens, and to gathew wiwies. 

6:3 I am o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved's, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved is minye: he feedeth among t-the 
wiwies. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 T-Thou awt beautifuw, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, as Tiwzah, c-comewy as J-Jewusawem, 
t-tewwibwe as an awmy with bannyews. 

6:5 T-Tuwn away thinye eyes fwom me, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have ovewcome me: thy haiw 
is as a fwock of g-goats that appeaw fwom (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

6:6 Thy t-teeth awe as a fwock of sheep which go up fwom t-the washing, 
wheweof {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye beaweth t-twins, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot onye b-bawwen among 
them. 

6:7 As a piece of a pomegwanyate awe thy tempwes within thy wocks. 

6:8 Thewe awe (o_O)! t-thweescowe queens, and fouwscowe UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, and viwgins 
without nyumbew. 

6:9 My dove, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my u-undefiwed is but onye; she is t-the onwy onye of hew 
mothew, she is t-the choice onye of hew that bawe hew. The daughtews saw 
hew, and bwessed hew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the q-queens and t-the UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, and they 
pwaised hew. 

6:10 Who is she that wooketh fowth as t-the m-mownying, f-faiw as t-the moon, 
╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw as t-the sun, and t-tewwibwe as an awmy with (＾• ω •＾) *shuffles closer* b-bannyews? 6:11 I went 
down into t-the gawden of nyuts to s-see t-the fwuits of t-the vawwey, and to 
s-see whethew t-the vinye fwouwished and t-the p-pomegwanyates budded. 

6:12 Ow e-evew I w-was awawe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw m-made m-me w-wike t-the chawiots of 
Amminyadib. 

6:13 Wetuwn, wetuwn, O-O Shuwamite; wetuwn, wetuwn, that we may wook 
upon thee. What wiww ye s-see in t-the Shuwamite? As it wewe t-the company 
of two awmies. 

7:1 How beautifuw awe thy feet with (￣ω￣) s-shoes, O-O pwince's daughtew! t-the 
joints of thy thighs awe w-wike (♡°▽°♡) j-jewews, t-the wowk of t-the h-hands of a 
cunnying wowkman. 

7:2 Thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *shuffles closer* n-nyavew is w-wike a (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound gobwet, which wanteth nyot wiquow: thy 
bewwy is w-wike an heap of wheat s-set about with wiwies. 

7-7:3 Thy two b-bweasts awe w-wike two young woes that awe twins. 

7:4 Thy nyeck is as a towew of ivowy; thinye eyes w-wike t-the fishpoows in 
(つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, by t-the gate of Bathwabbim: thy nyose is as t-the towew of 
Webanyon which wooketh towawd D-Damascus. 

7:5 T-Thinye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head upon thee is w-wike Cawmew, and t-the haiw of thinye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head 
w-wike puwpwe; t-the king is hewd in t-the gawwewies. 

7:6 How f-faiw and how pweasant awt thou, O-O wove, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dewights! 7-7:7 
This thy statuwe is w-wike to a (o-_-o) p-pawm twee, and thy b-bweasts to cwustews 
of gwapes. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 I said, I wiww go up to t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee, I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of t-the 
boughs theweof: nyow awso thy b-bweasts shaww be as cwustews of t-the vinye, 
and t-the s-smeww of thy nyose w-wike a-appwes; 7:9 And t-the woof of thy mouth 
w-wike t-the best winye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, that goeth down sweetwy, causing 
t-the w-wips of those that awe asweep to s-speak. 

7:10 I am o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved's, and his d-desiwe is towawd me. 

7:11 Come, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, wet us go fowth into t-the fiewd; wet us wodge in 
t-the viwwages. 

7:12 Wet us get up eawwy to t-the vinyeyawds; wet us s-see if t-the vinye 
fwouwish, whethew t-the tendew gwape appeaw, and t-the p-pomegwanyates bud 
fowth: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I g-give thee o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woves. 

7:13 The mandwakes g-give a smeww, and a-at ouw gates awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of 
pweasant fwuits, nyew and o-owd, which I have w-waid up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bewoved. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 O-O that t-thou wewt as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, that s-sucked t-the b-bweasts of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
m-mothew! when I shouwd f-find thee without, I w-wouwd (O.O) k-kiss thee; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I 
shouwd nyot be despised. 

8-8:2 I w-wouwd wead thee, and bwing thee into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's h-house, who 
w-wouwd (=`ω´=) i-instwuct me: I w-wouwd c-cause thee to dwink of spiced winye of t-the 
j-juice of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pomegwanyate. 

8:3 His weft hand shouwd be undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head, and his wight hand shouwd 
embwace me. 

8:4 I chawge y-you, O-O daughtews of J-Jewusawem, that ye stiw nyot up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
awake o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove, untiw he p-pwease. 

8-8:5 Who is this that cometh up fwom t-the wiwdewnyess, weanying upon hew 
bewoved? I waised thee up undew t-the appwe twee: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thy mothew 
b-bwought thee fowth: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe she b-bwought thee fowth that bawe thee. 

8:6 Set m-me as a s-seaw upon thinye heawt, as a s-seaw upon thinye a-awm: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
wove is stwong as death; jeawousy is cwuew as t-the gwave: t-the coaws 
theweof awe coaws of f-fiwe, which hath a most v-vehement f-fwame. 

8:7 Many watews c-cannyot quench wove, nyeithew c-can t-the fwoods dwown i-it: 
if a man w-wouwd g-give (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-substance of his house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wove, it w-wouwd 
u-uttewwy be contemnyed. 

8:8 We have a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe sistew, and she hath nyo bweasts: what shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw s-sistew in t-the day when she shaww be spoken fow? 8:9 If she be 
a waww, we wiww buiwd upon hew a pawace of siwvew: and if she be a 
d-doow, we wiww i-incwose hew with (☆▽☆) b-boawds of cedaw. 

8-8:10 I am a waww, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bweasts w-wike towews: t-then w-was I in his eyes 
as onye that f-found favouw. 

8-8:11 S-Sowomon h-had a vinyeyawd a-at Baawhamon; he wet out t-the vinyeyawd u-unto 
keepews; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fwuit theweof w-was to bwing a t-thousand 
pieces of siwvew. 

8:12 My v-vinyeyawd, which is minye, is befowe me: thou, O-O S-Sowomon, (* ^ ω ^) m-must 
have a thousand, and those that keep t-the fwuit theweof two hundwed. 

8-8:13 T-Thou that dwewwest in t-the gawdens, t-the companyions heawken to thy 
voice: c-cause m-me to h-heaw it. 

8:14 Make haste, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, and be t-thou w-wike to a woe ow to a young 
h-hawt upon t-the mountains of spices. 




The Book of t-the Pwophet Isaiah 


1:1 The vision of Isaiah t-the son of Amoz, which he saw c-concewnying 
Judah and Jewusawem in t-the days of Uzziah, J-Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah, 
kings of J-Judah. 

1:2 Heaw, O-O (^ω~) h-heavens, and g-give eaw, O-O eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken, 
I have n-nyouwished and b-bwought up c-chiwdwen, and they have webewwed 
against me. 

1:3 The (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox k-knyoweth his ownyew, and t-the a-ass his mastew's c-cwib: but 
Iswaew doth nyot knyow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe doth nyot c-considew. 

1:4 A-Ah s-sinfuw nyation, a peopwe waden with inyiquity, a seed of 
eviwdoews, chiwdwen that awe c-cowwuptews: they have fowsaken t-the WOWD, 
they have p-pwovoked t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew u-unto angew, they awe gonye 
away b-backwawd. 

1:5 Why shouwd ye be s-stwicken any mowe? ye wiww wevowt mowe and mowe: 
t-the w-whowe ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head is sick, and t-the w-whowe heawt faint. 

1-1:6 Fwom t-the sowe of t-the foot even u-unto t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo s-soundnyess 
in it; but wounds, and bwuises, and putwifying sowes: they have nyot 
b-been cwosed, nyeithew b-bound up, nyeithew mowwified with ointment. 

1:7 Youw c-countwy is d-desowate, youw c-cities awe buwnyed with fiwe: youw 
wand, stwangews devouw it in youw pwesence, and it is d-desowate, as 
ovewthwown by stwangews. 

1:8 And t-the daughtew of Zion is weft as a cottage in a v-vinyeyawd, as a 
wodge in a gawden of c-cucumbews, as a besieged city. 

1-1:9 Except t-the WOWD of hosts h-had weft u-unto us a vewy smaww wemnyant, we 
shouwd have b-been as Sodom, and we shouwd have b-been w-wike u-unto G-Gomowwah. 

1:10 Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, ye wuwews of Sodom; g-give eaw u-unto t-the 
(☆▽☆) w-waw of ouw G-God, ye peopwe of G-Gomowwah. 

1:11 To what puwpose is t-the muwtitude of youw s-sacwifices u-unto m-me? 
saith t-the WOWD: I am f-fuww of t-the buwnt offewings of wams, and t-the fat 
of fed beasts; and I dewight nyot in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of buwwocks, ow of 
wambs, ow of he goats. 

1:12 When ye come to appeaw befowe me, who hath wequiwed this a-at youw 
hand, to twead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couwts? 1:13 Bwing nyo mowe vain (>_<) o-obwations; i-incense 
is an a-abominyation u-unto m-me; t-the nyew moons and sabbaths, t-the cawwing of 
assembwies, I c-cannyot away with; it is inyiquity, even t-the sowemn 
meeting. 

1:14 Youw nyew moons and youw appointed feasts o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw hateth: they awe 
a twoubwe u-unto m-me; I am weawy to beaw them. 

1:15 And when ye spwead fowth youw hands, I wiww hide minye eyes fwom 
you: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, when ye make many pwayews, I wiww nyot heaw: youw h-hands awe 
f-fuww of bwood. 

1:16 Wash y-you, make you cwean; put away t-the eviw of youw doings fwom 
befowe minye e-eyes; cease to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw; 1:17 Weawn to (^-^*)/ d-do w-weww; seek 
j-judgment, wewieve t-the oppwessed, j-judge t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, pwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
widow. 

1:18 Come n-nyow, and wet us w-weason togethew, saith t-the WOWD: t-though youw 
s-sins be as scawwet, they shaww be as white as snyow; t-though they be (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed 
w-wike ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-cwimson, they shaww be as woow. 

1:19 If ye be wiwwing and obedient, ye shaww e-eat t-the g-good of t-the wand: 
1:20 But if ye wefuse and webew, ye shaww be devouwed with t-the (--_--) s-swowd: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mouth of t-the WOWD hath spoken it. 

1-1:21 How is t-the faithfuw city become an h-hawwot! it w-was f-fuww of 
judgment; wighteousnyess wodged in it; but nyow muwdewews. 

1:22 Thy s-siwvew is become dwoss, thy winye mixed with watew: 1:23 Thy 
pwinces awe webewwious, and companyions of thieves: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye woveth 
gifts, and fowwoweth aftew wewawds: they j-judge nyot t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, 
nyeithew doth t-the c-cause of t-the widow come u-unto them. 

1-1:24 Thewefowe saith t-the WOWD, t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the mighty Onye of 
I-Iswaew, A-Ah, I wiww ease m-me of minye advewsawies, and avenge m-me of minye 
e-enyemies: 1:25 And I wiww tuwn o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand upon thee, and puwewy puwge away 
thy dwoss, and o(>ω<)o t-take away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy tin: 1:26 And I wiww westowe thy 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges as a-at t-the fiwst, and thy counsewwows as a-at t-the beginnying: 
aftewwawd t-thou shawt be cawwed, The city of wighteousnyess, t-the 
faithfuw city. 

1:27 Zion shaww be wedeemed with j-judgment, and hew c-convewts with 
( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

1:28 And t-the destwuction of t-the twansgwessows and of t-the sinnyews shaww 
be togethew, and they that fowsake t-the WOWD shaww be consumed. 

1:29 Fow they shaww be a-ashamed of t-the oaks which ye have desiwed, and 
ye shaww be confounded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gawdens that ye have chosen. 

1:30 Fow ye shaww be as an oak whose weaf fadeth, and as a gawden that 
hath nyo watew. 

1:31 And t-the stwong shaww be as tow, and t-the makew of it as a spawk, 
and they shaww both buwn togethew, and nyonye shaww quench them. 

2:1 The wowd that Isaiah t-the son of (=^ ◡ ^=) *screams* A-Amoz saw c-concewnying Judah and 
Jewusawem. 

2:2 And it shaww come to pass in t-the wast days, that t-the mountain of 
t-the WOWD's house shaww be estabwished in t-the top of t-the mountains, and 
shaww be exawted a-above t-the hiwws; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations shaww fwow u-unto it. 

2-2:3 And many peopwe shaww go and say, Come ye, and wet us go up to t-the 
mountain of t-the WOWD, to t-the house of t-the God of Jacob; and he wiww 
t-teach us of his ways, and we wiww wawk in his paths: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of Zion 
shaww go fowth t-the w-waw, and t-the wowd of t-the WOWD fwom Jewusawem. 

2:4 And he shaww j-judge among t-the n-nyations, and shaww webuke many 
peopwe: and they shaww beat theiw swowds into pwowshawes, and theiw 
speaws into p-pwunyinghooks: nyation shaww nyot wift up s-swowd against 
nyation, nyeithew shaww they weawn waw any mowe. 

2-2:5 O-O house of Jacob, come ye, and wet us wawk in t-the wight of t-the 
WOWD. 

2:6 Thewefowe t-thou hast fowsaken thy peopwe t-the house of Jacob, 
because they be w-wepwenyished fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and awe soothsayews w-wike 
t-the Phiwistinyes, and they pwease themsewves in t-the chiwdwen of 
stwangews. 

2-2:7 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw wand awso is f-fuww of s-siwvew and gowd, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any 
end of theiw (=^‥^=) t-tweasuwes; theiw wand is awso f-fuww of howses, nyeithew is 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any end of theiw chawiots: 2:8 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw wand awso is f-fuww of idows; 
they w-wowship t-the wowk of theiw own hands, that which theiw own fingews 
have made: 2-2:9 And t-the mean man b-boweth down, and t-the gweat man 
humbweth himsewf: thewefowe fowgive t-them n-nyot. 

2:10 Entew into t-the wock, and hide thee in t-the dust, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the 
WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of his m-majesty. 

2-2:11 The wofty wooks of man shaww be humbwed, and t-the haughtinyess of 
men shaww be b-bowed down, and t-the WOWD awonye shaww be exawted in that 
d-day. 

2:12 Fow t-the day of t-the WOWD of hosts shaww be upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is 
pwoud and wofty, and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is w-wifted up; and he shaww be 
b-bwought wow: (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cedaws of Webanyon, that awe high 
and w-wifted up, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the oaks of B-Bashan, 2:14 And upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
high mountains, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hiwws that awe w-wifted up, 2:15 And 
upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high towew, and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fenced waww, 2:16 And upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the s-ships of T-Tawshish, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pweasant pictuwes. 

2:17 And t-the woftinyess of man shaww be b-bowed down, and t-the haughtinyess 
of men shaww be m-made wow: and t-the WOWD awonye shaww be exawted in that 
d-day. 

2:18 And t-the idows he shaww u-uttewwy a-abowish. 

2:19 And they shaww go into t-the o(≧▽≦)o h-howes of t-the wocks, and into t-the caves 
of t-the eawth, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of his majesty, 
when he awiseth to s-shake tewwibwy t-the eawth. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 In that day a man shaww cast his idows of s-siwvew, and his idows 
of gowd, which they m-made each onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf to wowship, to t-the mowes 
and to t-the b-bats; 2:21 To go into t-the cwefts of t-the wocks, and into t-the 
tops of t-the w-wagged wocks, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the WOWD, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of 
his majesty, when he awiseth to s-shake tewwibwy t-the eawth. 

2:22 ( ~*-*)~ C-Cease ye fwom ^.^ m-man, whose bweath is in his nyostwiws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whewein 
is he to be a-accounted of ? 3-3:1 Fow, b-behowd, t-the W-Wowd, t-the WOWD of 
hosts, doth o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom Jewusawem and fwom Judah t-the stay and t-the 
staff, t-the w-whowe stay of bwead, and t-the w-whowe stay of watew. 

3:2 The mighty ^.^ m-man, and t-the man of waw, t-the judge, and t-the pwophet, 
and t-the pwudent, and t-the \(★ω★)/ a-ancient, 3-3:3 The c-captain of fifty, and t-the 
honyouwabwe ^.^ m-man, and t-the c-counsewwow, and t-the cunnying a-awtificew, and t-the 
ewoquent owatow. 

3:4 And I wiww g-give chiwdwen to be theiw pwinces, and babes shaww w-wuwe 
o-ovew them. 

3:5 And t-the peopwe shaww be oppwessed, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye by anyothew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye by his nyeighbouw: t-the c-chiwd shaww behave himsewf pwoudwy against 
t-the \(★ω★)/ a-ancient, and t-the base against t-the \(★ω★)/ h-honyouwabwe. 

3-3:6 When a man shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of his b-bwothew of t-the house of his 
fathew, s-saying, T-Thou hast cwothing, be t-thou ouw wuwew, and wet this 
wuin be undew thy hand: 3:7 In that day shaww he sweaw, s-saying, I wiww 
nyot be an h-heawew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house is nyeithew bwead (=`ω´=) n-nyow cwothing: make 
m-me nyot a wuwew of t-the peopwe. 

3:8 Fow Jewusawem is wuinyed, and Judah is f-fawwen: because theiw tongue 
and theiw doings awe against t-the WOWD, to pwovoke t-the eyes of his 
gwowy. 

3-3:9 The s-shew of theiw c-countenyance doth witnyess against t-them; and they 
decwawe theiw sin as Sodom, they hide it n-nyot. Woe u-unto theiw (;;;*_*) s-souw! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they have wewawded eviw u-unto themsewves. 

3:10 Say ye to t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, that it shaww be w-weww with him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
shaww e-eat t-the fwuit of theiw doings. 

3:11 Woe u-unto t-the wicked! it shaww be iww with him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wewawd of 
his h-hands shaww be given h-him. 

3:12 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, chiwdwen awe theiw o-oppwessows, and w-women w-wuwe 
o-ovew them. O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, they which wead thee c-cause thee to eww, and 
d-destwoy t-the w-way of thy paths. 

3:13 The WOWD standeth up to pwead, and standeth to j-judge t-the peopwe. 

3:14 The WOWD wiww entew into j-judgment with t-the a-ancients of his 
p-peopwe, and t-the pwinces theweof: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have eaten up t-the v-vinyeyawd; 
t-the spoiw of t-the poow is in youw houses. 

3:15 What mean ye that ye beat o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe to p-pieces, and gwind t-the 
faces of t-the poow? saith t-the Wowd GOD of hosts. 

3:16 Moweovew t-the WOWD saith, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the daughtews of Zion awe 
haughty, and wawk with stwetched fowth nyecks and w-wanton eyes, wawking 
and mincing as they go, and making a tinkwing with theiw feet: 3:17 
Thewefowe t-the WOWD wiww smite with a scab t-the cwown of t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the 
daughtews of Zion, and t-the WOWD wiww discovew theiw secwet p-pawts. 

3:18 In that day t-the Wowd wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the bwavewy of theiw tinkwing 
ownyaments about theiw feet, and theiw cauws, and theiw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound tiwes 
w-wike t-the moon, 3:19 The chains, and t-the bwacewets, and t-the m-muffwews, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 The bonnyets, and t-the ownyaments of t-the wegs, and t-the (´ ω `♡) h-headbands, 
and t-the tabwets, and t-the eawwings, 3:21 The wings, and nyose (♡°▽°♡) j-jewews, 
3-3:22 The changeabwe (*°▽°*) s-suits of appawew, and t-the mantwes, and t-the 
w-wimpwes, and t-the cwisping pins, 3:23 The gwasses, and t-the finye winyen, 
and t-the >w< *teleports behind you* h-hoods, and t-the v-vaiws. 

3:24 And it shaww come to pass, that instead of sweet s-smeww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be (*^‿^*) s-stink; and instead of a g-giwdwe a went; and instead of w-weww 
s-set haiw bawdnyess; and instead of a stomachew a giwding of sackcwoth; 
and b-buwnying instead of beauty. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 Thy men shaww faww by t-the swowd, and thy mighty in t-the waw. 

3:26 And hew gates shaww wament and mouwn; and she being desowate 
shaww sit upon t-the gwound. 

4:1 And in that day seven w-women shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of onye ^.^ m-man, s-saying, We 
wiww e-eat ouw own bwead, and ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw ouw own appawew: onwy wet us be 
cawwed by thy nyame, to o(>ω<)o t-take away ouw wepwoach. 

4-4:2 In that day shaww t-the bwanch of t-the WOWD be beautifuw and 
g-gwowious, and t-the fwuit of t-the eawth shaww be excewwent and c-comewy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-them that awe escaped of Iswaew. 

4:3 And it shaww come to pass, that he that is weft in Zion, and he 
that wemainyeth in J-Jewusawem, shaww be cawwed howy, even {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that 
is wwitten among t-the wiving in Jewusawem: 4-4:4 When t-the Wowd shaww have 
washed away t-the fiwth of t-the daughtews of Zion, and shaww have (*^.^*) p-puwged 
t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of Jewusawem fwom t-the m-midst theweof by t-the spiwit of 
j-judgment, and by t-the spiwit of b-buwnying. 

4-4:5 And t-the WOWD wiww cweate upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy dwewwing pwace of mount Zion, 
and upon hew assembwies, a cwoud and smoke by day, and t-the shinying of 
a fwaming fiwe by nyight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwowy shaww be a defence. 

4:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a tabewnyacwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a shadow in t-the day time fwom 
t-the h-heat, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwace of wefuge, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a covewt fwom stowm and 
fwom wain. 

5:1 Nyow wiww I sing to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wewwbewoved a song of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved touching 
his vinyeyawd. My w-wewwbewoved hath a vinyeyawd in a vewy f-fwuitfuw hiww: 
5-5:2 And he f-fenced it, and gathewed out t-the s-stonyes t-theweof, and pwanted 
it with t-the choicest vinye, and b-buiwt a towew in t-the m-midst of it, and 
awso m-made a w-winyepwess thewein: and he wooked that it shouwd bwing 
fowth g-gwapes, and it b-bwought fowth wiwd gwapes. 

5:3 And n-nyow, O-O i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, and men of Judah, judge, I 
p-pway y-you, b-betwixt m-me and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vinyeyawd. 

5:4 What couwd have b-been donye mowe to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-vinyeyawd, that I have nyot 
donye in it? (o´∀`o) w-whewefowe, when I wooked that it shouwd bwing fowth 
g-gwapes, b-bwought it fowth wiwd g-gwapes? 5:5 And nyow go (♡°▽°♡) t-to; I wiww teww 
you what I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-vinyeyawd: I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the h-hedge t-theweof, 
and it shaww be eaten up; and bweak down t-the waww t-theweof, and it 
shaww be twodden down: 5:6 And I wiww way it waste: it shaww nyot be 
pwunyed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow digged; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come up bwiews and thowns: I wiww 
awso command t-the cwouds that they wain nyo wain upon it. 

5:7 Fow t-the vinyeyawd of t-the WOWD of hosts is t-the house of I-Iswaew, and 
t-the men of Judah his pweasant pwant: and he wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-judgment, but 
(x_x)V b-behowd oppwession; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wighteousnyess, but (x_x)V b-behowd a cwy. 

5:8 Woe u-unto t-them that join house to h-house, that way fiewd to fiewd, 
tiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo pwace, that they may be pwaced awonye in t-the m-midst of 
t-the e-eawth! 5:9 In minye eaws said t-the WOWD of hosts, O-Of a twuth many 
houses shaww be d-desowate, even gweat and faiw, without i-inhabitant. 

5:10 Yea, t-ten acwes of vinyeyawd shaww yiewd onye bath, and t-the seed of 
an h-homew shaww yiewd an ephah. 

5:11 Woe u-unto t-them that (☆ω☆) w-wise up eawwy in t-the m-mownying, that they may 
fowwow stwong dwink; that continyue untiw nyight, tiww winye infwame 
t-them! 5:12 And t-the h-hawp, and t-the viow, t-the t-tabwet, and p-pipe, and 
winye, awe in theiw f-feasts: but they w-wegawd nyot t-the wowk of t-the WOWD, 
nyeithew considew t-the o-opewation of his hands. 

5-5:13 Thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe awe gonye into c-captivity, because they have nyo 
knyowwedge: and theiw honyouwabwe men awe famished, and theiw muwtitude 
dwied up with t-thiwst. 

5:14 Thewefowe heww hath e-enwawged hewsewf, and openyed hew mouth 
without measuwe: and theiw gwowy, and theiw muwtitude, and theiw pomp, 
and he that wejoiceth, shaww descend into it. 

5:15 And t-the mean man shaww be b-bwought down, and t-the mighty man shaww 
be humbwed, and t-the eyes of t-the wofty shaww be humbwed: 5:16 But t-the 
WOWD of hosts shaww be exawted in j-judgment, and God that is h-howy shaww 
be sanctified in ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

5:17 T-Then shaww t-the w-wambs feed aftew theiw m-mannyew, and t-the waste 
pwaces of t-the fat o-onyes shaww stwangews eat. 

5:18 Woe u-unto t-them that d-dwaw i-inyiquity with c-cowds of v-vanyity, and sin as 
it wewe with a c-cawt (*´▽`*) w-wope: 5:19 That say, Wet him make speed, and 
hasten his wowk, that we may s-see i-it: and wet t-the counsew of t-the Howy 
Onye of Iswaew d-dwaw nyigh and come, that we may knyow i-it! 5:20 Woe u-unto 
t-them that caww eviw g-good, and g-good eviw; that put dawknyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wight, 
and wight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dawknyess; that put bittew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sweet, and sweet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
bittew! 5:21 Woe u-unto t-them that awe wise in theiw own eyes, and 
pwudent in theiw own sight! 5:22 Woe u-unto t-them that awe mighty to 
dwink winye, and men of stwength to m-mingwe stwong dwink: 5:23 W-Which 
justify t-the wicked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wewawd, and o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the wighteousnyess of t-the 
wighteous fwom him! 5-5:24 Thewefowe as t-the fiwe devouweth t-the stubbwe, 
and t-the fwame consumeth t-the chaff, so theiw woot shaww be as 
w-wottennyess, and theiw bwossom shaww go up as dust: because they have 
cast away t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD of hosts, and (>_<) d-despised t-the wowd of t-the 
Howy Onye of Iswaew. 

5:25 Thewefowe is t-the angew of t-the WOWD kindwed against his p-peopwe, 
and he hath stwetched fowth his hand against t-them, and hath smitten 
(=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the hiwws did twembwe, and theiw cawcases wewe t-town in t-the 
m-midst of t-the stweets. 

Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this his angew is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away, but his hand is stwetched 
out (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

5:26 And he wiww wift up an ensign to t-the nyations fwom faw, and wiww 
h-hiss u-unto t-them fwom t-the end of t-the eawth: and, b-behowd, they shaww come 
with speed swiftwy: 5:27 N-Nyonye shaww be weawy (=`ω´=) n-nyow stumbwe among t-them; 
nyonye shaww swumbew (=`ω´=) n-nyow sweep; nyeithew shaww t-the g-giwdwe of theiw woins 
be woosed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the watchet of theiw shoes be bwoken: 5:28 Whose awwows 
awe shawp, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw bows bent, theiw howses' hoofs shaww be 
c-counted w-wike fwint, and theiw wheews w-wike a whiwwwind: 5-5:29 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw 
woawing shaww be w-wike a wion, they shaww woaw w-wike young wions: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, 
they shaww (✧ω✧) w-woaw, and way h-howd of t-the pwey, and shaww cawwy it away 
safe, and nyonye shaww d-dewivew it. 

5:30 And in that day they shaww woaw against t-them w-wike t-the woawing of 
t-the sea: and if onye wook u-unto t-the wand, (x_x)V b-behowd dawknyess and sowwow, 
and t-the wight is dawkenyed in t-the h-heavens t-theweof. 

6-6:1 In t-the yeaw that king Uzziah died I saw awso t-the WOWD sitting upon 
a t-thwonye, high and w-wifted up, and his twain fiwwed t-the tempwe. 

6:2 A-Above it s-stood t-the s-sewaphims: each onye h-had six wings; with (^-^*)/ t-twain 
he covewed his face, and with (^-^*)/ t-twain he covewed his feet, and with 
(^-^*)/ t-twain he did fwy. 

6:3 And onye cwied u-unto anyothew, and said, Howy, howy, howy, is t-the 
WOWD of h-hosts: t-the w-whowe eawth is f-fuww of his gwowy. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And t-the posts of t-the doow moved a-at t-the voice of him that cwied, 
and t-the house w-was fiwwed with smoke. 

6:5 T-Then said I, Woe is me! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am undonye; because I am a man of 
uncwean wips, and I dweww in t-the m-midst of a peopwe of uncwean wips: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye eyes have s-seen t-the K-King, t-the WOWD of hosts. 

6:6 T-Then fwew onye of t-the sewaphims u-unto me, h-having a wive coaw in his 
hand, which he h-had taken with t-the tongs fwom off t-the a-awtaw: 6:7 And he 
w-waid it upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and said, Wo, this hath touched thy wips; and 
thinye i-inyiquity is taken away, and thy sin p-puwged. 

6:8 Awso I heawd t-the voice of t-the W-Wowd, s-saying, Whom shaww I send, and 
who wiww go (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us? T-Then said I, Hewe am I; send me. 

6:9 And he said, Go, and teww this p-peopwe, Heaw ye indeed, but 
undewstand n-nyot; and s-see ye indeed, but pewceive n-nyot. 

6:10 Make t-the heawt of this peopwe fat, and make theiw eaws h-heavy, and 
s-shut theiw e-eyes; west they s-see with theiw eyes, and h-heaw with theiw 
eaws, and undewstand with theiw heawt, and c-convewt, and be heawed. 

6:11 T-Then said I, W-Wowd, how wong? And he answewed, Untiw t-the c-cities be 
w-wasted without inhabitant, and t-the houses without ^.^ m-man, and t-the wand be 
u-uttewwy d-desowate, 6:12 And t-the WOWD have w-wemoved men faw away, and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a gweat fowsaking in t-the m-midst of t-the wand. 

6:13 But (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in it shaww be a tenth, and it shaww wetuwn, and shaww be 
e-eaten: as a t-teiw twee, and as an oak, whose s-substance is in t-them, when 
they cast theiw weaves: so t-the h-howy seed shaww be t-the s-substance 
t-theweof. 

7:1 And it came to pass in t-the days of Ahaz t-the son of J-Jotham, t-the son 
of Uzziah, king of Judah, that (*´▽`*) W-Wezin t-the king of Sywia, and (・_・ヾ P-Pekah t-the 
son of Wemawiah, king of I-Iswaew, went up towawd Jewusawem to waw 
against it, but couwd nyot pwevaiw against it. 

7:2 And it w-was towd t-the house of D-David, s-saying, Sywia is {{ (>_<) }} c-confedewate 
with Ephwaim. And his heawt w-was moved, and t-the heawt of his p-peopwe, as 
t-the twees of t-the w-wood awe moved with t-the wind. 

7-7:3 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto Isaiah, Go fowth nyow to meet Ahaz, thou, 
and Sheawjashub thy son, a-at t-the end of t-the conduit of t-the (--_--) u-uppew poow 
in t-the h-highway of t-the f-fuwwew's fiewd; 7:4 And say u-unto him, Take heed, 
and be quiet; f-feaw nyot, nyeithew be faintheawted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the two taiws of 
these smoking fiwebwands, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiewce angew of (*´▽`*) W-Wezin with Sywia, 
and of t-the son of Wemawiah. 

7:5 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because Sywia, Ephwaim, and t-the son of Wemawiah, have taken eviw 
counsew against thee, s-saying, 7:6 Wet us go up against Judah, and v-vex 
it, and wet us make a bweach (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, and s-set a king in t-the 
m-midst of it, even t-the son of Tabeaw: 7-7:7 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, I-It 
shaww nyot stand, nyeithew shaww it come to pass. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Fow t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Sywia is Damascus, and t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Damascus is 
Wezin; and within (o_O)! t-thweescowe and five yeaws shaww Ephwaim be bwoken, 
that it be nyot a peopwe. 

7:9 And t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Ephwaim is S-Samawia, and t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Samawia is 
Wemawiah's (＾• ω •＾) s-son. If ye wiww nyot b-bewieve, suwewy ye shaww nyot be 
estabwished. 

7:10 Moweovew t-the WOWD spake again u-unto Ahaz, s-saying, 7:11 Ask thee a 
(*´▽`*) s-sign of t-the WOWD thy God; ask it eithew in t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-depth, ow in t-the height 
above. 

7:12 But Ahaz said, I wiww nyot ask, nyeithew wiww I t-tempt t-the WOWD. 

7:13 And he said, Heaw ye n-nyow, O-O house of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; Is it a smaww t-thing 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to weawy men, but wiww ye weawy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God awso? 7:14 Thewefowe 
t-the Wowd himsewf shaww g-give you a s-sign; Behowd, a viwgin shaww 
conceive, and beaw a son, and shaww caww his nyame I-Immanyuew. 

7:15 B-Buttew and honyey shaww he eat, that he may knyow to wefuse t-the 
eviw, and choose t-the good. 

7:16 Fow befowe t-the c-chiwd shaww knyow to wefuse t-the eviw, and choose 
t-the g-good, t-the wand that t-thou abhowwest shaww be fowsaken of both hew 
k-kings. 

7:17 The WOWD shaww bwing upon thee, and upon thy p-peopwe, and upon thy 
fathew's h-house, days that have nyot come, fwom t-the day that Ephwaim 
depawted fwom Judah; even t-the king of Assywia. 

7:18 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the WOWD shaww h-hiss 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fwy that is in t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of Egypt, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-bee that is in t-the wand of Assywia. 

xDD 7-7:19 And they shaww come, and shaww w-west (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them in t-the desowate 
vawweys, and in t-the o(≧▽≦)o h-howes of t-the wocks, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thowns, and upon 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bushes. 

7:20 In t-the same day shaww t-the Wowd shave with a w-wazow that is hiwed, 
nyamewy, by t-them beyond t-the wivew, by t-the king of A-Assywia, t-the head, 
and t-the haiw of t-the feet: and it shaww awso consume t-the (❤ω❤) b-beawd. 

7:21 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that a man shaww nyouwish a 
young c-cow, and two sheep; 7:22 And it shaww come to pass, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
a-abundance of miwk that they shaww g-give he shaww e-eat b-buttew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buttew 
and honyey shaww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye e-eat that is weft in t-the wand. 

7:23 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace shaww be, 
whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe a t-thousand vinyes a-at a t-thousand s-siwvewwings, it shaww 
even be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwiews and thowns. 

7:24 With awwows and with bows shaww men come thithew; because (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wand shaww become bwiews and thowns. 

7:25 And on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hiwws that shaww be digged with t-the (♡°▽°♡) m-mattock, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww nyot come thithew t-the f-feaw of bwiews and thowns: but it shaww be 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sending fowth of oxen, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tweading of wessew c-cattwe. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Moweovew t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Take thee a gweat woww, and wwite 
in it with a man's pen c-concewnying Mahewshawawhashbaz. 

8-8:2 And I took u-unto m-me faithfuw witnyesses to wecowd, Uwiah t-the pwiest, 
and (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah t-the son of Jebewechiah. 

8:3 And I went u-unto t-the pwophetess; and she conceived, and bawe a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

T-Then said t-the WOWD to me, Caww his nyame Mahewshawawhashbaz. 

8:4 Fow befowe t-the c-chiwd shaww have k-knyowwedge to cwy, My fathew, and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, t-the w-wiches of Damascus and t-the spoiw of Samawia shaww be 
taken away befowe t-the king of Assywia. 

8-8:5 The WOWD spake awso u-unto m-me again, s-saying, 8:6 Fowasmuch as this 
peopwe wefuseth t-the watews of S-Shiwoah that go softwy, and wejoice in 
(*´▽`*) W-Wezin and Wemawiah's son; 8:7 Nyow thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the Wowd bwingeth 
up upon t-them t-the watews of t-the wivew, stwong and many, even t-the king 
of A-Assywia, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his gwowy: and he shaww come up o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
channyews, and go o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his banks: 8:8 And he shaww pass thwough 
Judah; he shaww ovewfwow and go ovew, he shaww w-weach even to t-the nyeck; 
and t-the stwetching out of his w-wings shaww fiww t-the bweadth of thy 
wand, O-O I-Immanyuew. 

8:9 (* ^ ω ^) A-Associate youwsewves, O-O ye p-peopwe, and ye shaww be bwoken in 
pieces; and g-give eaw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye of faw c-countwies: giwd youwsewves, and ye 
shaww be bwoken in pieces; giwd youwsewves, and ye shaww be bwoken in 
pieces. 

8-8:10 Take counsew togethew, and it shaww come to nyought; speak t-the 
wowd, and it shaww nyot s-stand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is with us. 

8-8:11 Fow t-the WOWD spake thus to m-me with a stwong hand, and instwucted 
m-me that I shouwd nyot wawk in t-the w-way of this p-peopwe, s-saying, 8:12 Say 
ye nyot, A-A confedewacy, to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them to whom this peopwe shaww say, A-A 
confedewacy; nyeithew f-feaw ye theiw feaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be afwaid. 

8-8:13 Sanctify t-the WOWD of hosts himsewf; and wet him be youw feaw, and 
wet him be youw dwead. 

8:14 And he shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sanctuawy; but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a stonye of stumbwing and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a w-wock of offence to both t-the houses of I-Iswaew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gin and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a snyawe to t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem. 

8:15 And many among t-them shaww stumbwe, and faww, and be bwoken, and 
be snyawed, and be taken. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 Bind up t-the testimony, s-seaw t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-discipwes. 

8:17 And I wiww wait upon t-the WOWD, that h-hideth his f-face fwom t-the 
house of Jacob, and I wiww wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

8-8:18 Behowd, I and t-the chiwdwen whom t-the WOWD hath given m-me awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
signs and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wondews in Iswaew fwom t-the WOWD of hosts, which d-dwewweth 
in mount Z-Zion. 

8-8:19 And when they shaww say u-unto y-you, S-Seek u-unto t-them that have 
famiwiaw s-spiwits, and u-unto wizawds that peep, and that muttew: shouwd 
nyot a peopwe seek u-unto theiw God? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wiving to t-the dead? 8:20 To 
t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and to t-the testimony: if they speak nyot a-accowding to this 
wowd, it is because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wight in them. 

8-8:21 And they shaww pass thwough it, hawdwy bestead and hungwy: and it 
shaww come to pass, that when they shaww be hungwy, they shaww fwet 
themsewves, and (O_O;) c-cuwse theiw king and theiw G-God, and wook u-upwawd. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And they shaww wook u-unto t-the eawth; and (x_x)V b-behowd twoubwe and 
dawknyess, dimnyess of anguish; and they shaww be dwiven to dawknyess. 

9:1 Nyevewthewess t-the dimnyess shaww nyot be such as w-was in hew vexation, 
when a-at t-the fiwst he wightwy affwicted t-the wand of Zebuwun and t-the 
wand of Nyaphtawi, and aftewwawd did mowe gwievouswy affwict hew by t-the 
w-way of t-the sea, beyond Jowdan, in G-Gawiwee of t-the nyations. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 The peopwe that wawked in dawknyess have s-seen a gweat wight: they 
that dweww in t-the wand of t-the shadow of d-death, upon t-them hath t-the 
wight shinyed. 

9:3 T-Thou hast m-muwtipwied t-the nyation, and nyot incweased t-the joy: they 
joy befowe thee a-accowding to t-the joy in hawvest, and as men wejoice 
when they divide t-the s-spoiw. 

9:4 Fow t-thou hast bwoken t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of his buwden, and t-the s-staff of his 
(❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, t-the wod of his o-oppwessow, as in t-the day of Midian. 

9:5 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy battwe of t-the wawwiow is with confused nyoise, and 
gawments wowwed in bwood; but this shaww be with b-buwnying and f-fuew of 
fiwe. 

9:6 Fow u-unto us a c-chiwd is b-bown, u-unto us a son is given: and t-the 
g-govewnment shaww be upon his shouwdew: and his nyame shaww be cawwed 
W-Wondewfuw, Counsewwow, The mighty G-God, The evewwasting Fathew, The 
P-Pwince of Peace. 

9:7 O-Of t-the incwease of his g-govewnment and peace (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo end, 
upon t-the t-thwonye of D-David, and upon his k-kingdom, to owdew it, and to 
estabwish it with j-judgment and with justice fwom hencefowth even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. The zeaw of t-the WOWD of hosts wiww pewfowm this. 

9:8 The Wowd sent a wowd into Jacob, and it hath wighted upon Iswaew. 

9:9 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe shaww knyow, even Ephwaim and t-the i-inhabitant of 
S-Samawia, that say in t-the pwide and stoutnyess of heawt, (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 The bwicks 
awe f-fawwen down, but we wiww buiwd with hewn stonyes: t-the sycomowes awe 
cut down, but we wiww change t-them into cedaws. 

9-9:11 Thewefowe t-the WOWD shaww s-set up t-the advewsawies of (*´▽`*) W-Wezin against 
him, and join his enyemies togethew; 9:12 The Sywians b-befowe, and t-the 
Phiwistinyes behind; and they shaww devouw Iswaew with open mouth. Fow 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this his angew is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away, but his hand is stwetched out 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

9:13 Fow t-the peopwe tuwnyeth nyot u-unto him that smiteth t-them, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do 
they seek t-the WOWD of hosts. 

9-9:14 Thewefowe t-the WOWD wiww cut off fwom Iswaew ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and taiw, bwanch 
and w-wush, in onye d-day. 

9:15 The (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient and honyouwabwe, he is t-the h-head; and t-the pwophet that 
t-teacheth w-wies, he is t-the taiw. 

9:16 Fow t-the weadews of this peopwe c-cause t-them to e-eww; and they that 
awe w-wed of t-them awe destwoyed. 

9:17 Thewefowe t-the WOWD shaww have nyo joy in theiw young men, nyeithew 
shaww have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on theiw fathewwess and widows: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye is an 
hypocwite and an eviwdoew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mouth s-speaketh fowwy. Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
this his angew is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away, but his hand is stwetched out 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

9:18 Fow w-wickednyess buwnyeth as t-the fiwe: it shaww devouw t-the bwiews 
and thowns, and shaww kindwe in t-the t-thickets of t-the f-fowest, and they 
shaww mount up w-wike t-the wifting up of smoke. 

9:19 Thwough t-the wwath of t-the WOWD of hosts is t-the wand dawkenyed, and 
t-the peopwe shaww be as t-the f-fuew of t-the fiwe: nyo man shaww spawe his 
bwothew. 

9:20 And he shaww snyatch on t-the wight hand, and be hungwy; and he 
shaww e-eat on t-the weft hand, and they shaww nyot be satisfied: they 
shaww e-eat {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the fwesh of his own a-awm: 9:21 Manyasseh, Ephwaim; 
and Ephwaim, Manyasseh: and they togethew shaww be against J-Judah. Fow 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this his angew is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away, but his hand is stwetched out 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

10:1 Woe u-unto t-them that decwee unwighteous decwees, and that wwite 
gwievousnyess which they have p-pwescwibed; 1-10:2 To tuwn aside t-the nyeedy 
fwom j-judgment, and to o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the wight fwom t-the poow of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, 
that widows may be theiw pwey, and that they may w-wob t-the (o-_-o) f-fathewwess! 
10:3 And what wiww ye (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the day of visitation, and in t-the 
desowation which shaww come fwom faw? to whom wiww ye fwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-hewp? 
and whewe wiww ye weave youw gwowy? 10:4 Without m-me they shaww bow 
down undew t-the pwisonyews, and they shaww faww undew t-the swain. Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
this his angew is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away, but his hand is stwetched out 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

1-10:5 O-O Assywian, t-the wod of minye angew, and t-the s-staff in theiw hand is 
minye i-indignyation. 

10:6 I wiww send him against an hypocwiticaw nyation, and against t-the 
peopwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath wiww I g-give him a c-chawge, to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the spoiw, and to 
o(>ω<)o t-take t-the pwey, and to twead t-them down w-wike t-the miwe of t-the stweets. 

10:7 Howbeit he meanyeth nyot so, nyeithew doth his heawt think so; but 
it is in his heawt to d-destwoy and cut off nyations nyot a few. 

10:8 Fow he saith, Awe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwinces awtogethew kings? 10:9 Is nyot 
Cawnyo as Cawchemish? is nyot Hamath as (O_O;) *blushes* A-Awpad? is nyot Samawia as 
Damascus? 10:10 As o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand hath f-found t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the idows, and 
whose gwaven images did excew t-them of Jewusawem and of Samawia; 1-10:11 
Shaww I nyot, as I have donye u-unto Samawia and hew idows, so (^-^*)/ d-do to 
Jewusawem and hew idows? (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Whewefowe it shaww come to pass, that 
when t-the Wowd hath ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed his w-whowe wowk upon mount Zion and on 
J-Jewusawem, I wiww punyish t-the fwuit of t-the s-stout heawt of t-the king of 
A-Assywia, and t-the gwowy of his high w-wooks. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Fow he saith, By t-the stwength of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand I have donye it, and by 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wisdom; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am p-pwudent: and I have w-wemoved t-the bounds of t-the 
p-peopwe, and have w-wobbed theiw tweasuwes, and I have put down t-the 
i-inhabitants w-wike a v-vawiant man: (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand hath f-found as a (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest 
t-the w-wiches of t-the peopwe: and as onye gatheweth e-eggs that awe weft, 
have I gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye that moved t-the wing, 
ow openyed t-the mouth, ow peeped. 

10:15 Shaww t-the a-axe boast itsewf against him that heweth (´ ∀ ` *) *leans over* t-thewewith? ow 
shaww t-the saw magnyify itsewf against him that shaketh it? as if t-the 
wod shouwd s-shake itsewf against t-them that wift it up, ow as if t-the 
s-staff shouwd wift up (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, as if it wewe nyo wood. 

1-10:16 Thewefowe shaww t-the W-Wowd, t-the Wowd of hosts, send among his fat 
o-onyes w-weannyess; and undew his gwowy he shaww kindwe a b-buwnying w-wike t-the 
b-buwnying of a fiwe. 

1-10:17 And t-the wight of Iswaew shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a f-fiwe, and his Howy Onye 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a fwame: and it shaww buwn and devouw his thowns and his bwiews in 
onye >_> d-day; 10:18 And shaww consume t-the gwowy of his f-fowest, and of his 
f-fwuitfuw fiewd, both souw and b-body: and they shaww be as when a 
standawd-beawew fainteth. 

10:19 And t-the w-west of t-the twees of his fowest shaww be few, that a 
c-chiwd may wwite them. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the wemnyant of 
I-Iswaew, and such as awe escaped of t-the house of Jacob, shaww nyo mowe 
again stay upon him that smote t-them; but shaww stay upon t-the WOWD, t-the 
Howy Onye of I-Iswaew, in twuth. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 The wemnyant shaww wetuwn, even t-the wemnyant of Jacob, u-unto t-the 
mighty God. 

10:22 Fow t-though thy peopwe Iswaew be as t-the sand of t-the sea, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a 
wemnyant of t-them shaww wetuwn: t-the consumption (・_・ヾ d-decweed shaww ovewfwow 
with ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

1-10:23 Fow t-the Wowd GOD of hosts shaww make a consumption, even 
detewminyed, in t-the m-midst of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand. 

10:24 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd GOD of hosts, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe that 
dwewwest in Zion, be nyot afwaid of t-the Assywian: he shaww smite thee 
with a wod, and shaww wift up his s-staff against thee, aftew t-the m-mannyew 
of Egypt. 

10:25 Fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a vewy ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and t-the indignyation shaww cease, 
and minye angew in theiw destwuction. 

10:26 And t-the WOWD of hosts shaww stiw up a scouwge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him a-accowding 
to t-the swaughtew of Midian a-at t-the w-wock of Oweb: and as his wod w-was 
upon t-the sea, so shaww he wift it up aftew t-the m-mannyew of Egypt. 

10:27 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that his ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden shaww be 
taken away fwom off thy (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and his ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke fwom off thy nyeck, and 
t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke shaww be destwoyed because of t-the anyointing. 

1-10:28 He is come to A-Aiath, he is passed to Migwon; a-at Michmash he hath 
w-waid up his cawwiages: 10:29 They awe gonye o-ovew t-the passage: they have 
taken up theiw wodging a-at Geba; W-Wamah is afwaid; Gibeah of Sauw is 
fwed. 

10:30 W-Wift up thy voice, O-O daughtew of G-Gawwim: c-cause it to be heawd 
u-unto Waish, O-O poow Anyathoth. 

10:31 Madmenyah is wemoved; t-the i-inhabitants of Gebim gathew themsewves 
to fwee. 

10:32 As (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww he wemain a-at N-Nyob that day: he shaww s-shake his hand 
against t-the mount of t-the daughtew of Zion, t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww of Jewusawem. 

10:33 Behowd, t-the W-Wowd, t-the WOWD of hosts, shaww wop t-the bough with 
tewwow: and t-the high o-onyes of statuwe shaww be hewn down, and t-the 
haughty shaww be h-humbwed. 

1-10:34 And he shaww cut down t-the t-thickets of t-the fowest with i-iwon, and 
Webanyon shaww faww by a mighty onye. 

11:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come fowth a wod out of t-the stem of Jesse, and a 
Bwanch shaww gwow out of his woots: 11:2 And t-the spiwit of t-the WOWD 
shaww w-west upon him, t-the spiwit of wisdom and u-undewstanding, t-the 
spiwit of counsew and might, t-the spiwit of k-knyowwedge and of t-the f-feaw 
of t-the WOWD; 11:3 And shaww make him of quick undewstanding in t-the 
f-feaw of t-the WOWD: and he shaww nyot j-judge aftew t-the sight of his eyes, 
nyeithew wepwove aftew t-the heawing of his eaws: 11:4 But with 
wighteousnyess shaww he j-judge t-the poow, and wepwove with equity (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
meek of t-the eawth: and he shaww smite t-the eawth: with t-the wod of his 
mouth, and with t-the bweath of his w-wips shaww he (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wicked. 

11:5 And wighteousnyess shaww be t-the g-giwdwe of his w-woins, and 
faithfuwnyess t-the g-giwdwe of his weins. 

11:6 The wowf awso shaww dweww with t-the wamb, and t-the weopawd shaww 
w-wie down with t-the kid; and t-the cawf and t-the young w-wion and t-the f-fatwing 
togethew; and a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwd shaww wead them. 

11:7 And t-the cow and t-the beaw shaww feed; theiw young o-onyes shaww w-wie 
down togethew: and t-the w-wion shaww e-eat >_> s-stwaw w-wike t-the ox. 

11:8 And t-the sucking c-chiwd shaww pway on t-the h-howe of t-the ( =ω=)..nyaa a-asp, and t-the 
weanyed c-chiwd shaww put his hand on t-the cockatwice' den. 

11:9 They shaww nyot (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt (=`ω´=) n-nyow d-destwoy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy mountain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
eawth shaww be f-fuww of t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the WOWD, as t-the watews covew 
t-the sea. 

11:10 And in that day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a woot of Jesse, which shaww 
stand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an ensign of t-the peopwe; to it shaww t-the G-Gentiwes seek: and 
his w-west shaww be gwowious. 

11:11 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the Wowd shaww s-set 
his hand again t-the second time to wecovew t-the wemnyant of his p-peopwe, 
which shaww be weft, fwom A-Assywia, and fwom Egypt, and fwom Pathwos, 
and fwom Cush, and fwom Ewam, and fwom Shinyaw, and fwom (^人^) H-Hamath, and 
fwom t-the iswands of t-the sea. 

11:12 And he shaww s-set up an ensign (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the n-nyations, and shaww 
assembwe t-the outcasts of I-Iswaew, and gathew togethew t-the d-dispewsed of 
Judah fwom t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the eawth. 

11:13 The envy awso of Ephwaim shaww depawt, and t-the advewsawies of 
Judah shaww be cut off: Ephwaim shaww nyot envy Judah, and Judah shaww 
nyot v-vex Ephwaim. 

11:14 But they shaww fwy upon t-the s-shouwdews of t-the Phiwistinyes towawd 
t-the w-west; they shaww spoiw t-them of t-the east togethew: they shaww way 
theiw hand upon Edom and M-Moab; and t-the chiwdwen of Ammon shaww obey 
them. 

11:15 And t-the WOWD shaww u-uttewwy d-destwoy t-the tongue of t-the Egyptian 
sea; and with his mighty wind shaww he s-shake his hand o-ovew t-the wivew, 
and shaww smite it in t-the seven stweams, and make men go o-ovew d-dwyshod. 

11:16 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be an h-highway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemnyant of his p-peopwe, 
which shaww be weft, fwom Assywia; w-wike as it w-was to Iswaew in t-the day 
that he came up out of t-the wand of Egypt. 

12:1 And in that day t-thou shawt say, O-O WOWD, I wiww pwaise t-thee: 
t-though t-thou wast angwy with me, thinye angew is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away, and t-thou 
c-comfowtedst me. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Behowd, God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation; I wiww twust, and nyot be afwaid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the WOWD o(>ω<)o J-JEHOVAH is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-song; he awso is become o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-sawvation. 

12:3 Thewefowe with joy shaww ye d-dwaw w-watew out of t-the w-wewws of 
s-sawvation. 

12:4 And in that day shaww ye say, Pwaise t-the WOWD, caww upon his 
nyame, decwawe his doings among t-the p-peopwe, make mention that his nyame 
is (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 

1-12:5 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath donye excewwent things: this is 
knyown in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

12:6 Cwy out and shout, t-thou i-inhabitant of Z-Zion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is t-the Howy 
Onye of Iswaew in t-the m-midst of thee. 

13:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of Babywon, which Isaiah t-the son of (=^ ◡ ^=) *screams* A-Amoz did see. 

13:2 W-Wift ye up a bannyew upon t-the high mountain, e-exawt t-the voice u-unto 
t-them, s-shake t-the hand, that they may go into t-the gates of t-the nyobwes. 

13:3 I have commanded o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctified onyes, I have awso cawwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mighty 
o-onyes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye angew, even t-them that wejoice in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my highnyess. 

13:4 The (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a muwtitude in t-the mountains, w-wike as of a gweat 
peopwe; a tumuwtuous (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of nyations gathewed 
togethew: t-the WOWD of hosts m-musteweth t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the battwe. 

13:5 They come fwom a faw countwy, fwom t-the end of heaven, even t-the 
WOWD, and t-the weapons of his i-indignyation, to d-destwoy t-the w-whowe wand. 

13:6 Howw y-ye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of t-the WOWD is a-at hand; it shaww come as a 
destwuction fwom t-the Awmighty. 

13:7 Thewefowe shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-hands be faint, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's heawt shaww 
mewt: 13:8 And they shaww be afwaid: ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pangs and sowwows shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd 
of t-them; they shaww be in pain as a woman that t-twavaiweth: they shaww 
be a-amazed onye a-at anyothew; theiw faces shaww be as fwames. 

13:9 Behowd, t-the day of t-the WOWD cometh, cwuew both with wwath and 
fiewce angew, to way t-the wand desowate: and he shaww d-destwoy t-the 
sinnyews theweof out of it. 

1-13:10 Fow t-the staws of heaven and t-the constewwations theweof shaww nyot 
g-give theiw wight: t-the sun shaww be dawkenyed in his g-going fowth, and 
t-the moon shaww nyot c-cause hew wight to shinye. 

1-13:11 And I wiww punyish t-the wowwd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw eviw, and t-the wicked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw inyiquity; and I wiww c-cause t-the awwogancy of t-the pwoud to cease, 
and wiww way (T_T) *cries* w-wow t-the haughtinyess of t-the tewwibwe. 

13:12 I wiww make a man mowe (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious than finye gowd; even a man than 
t-the gowden wedge of Ophiw. 

13:13 Thewefowe I wiww s-shake t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and t-the eawth shaww w-wemove 
out of hew pwace, in t-the wwath of t-the WOWD of hosts, and in t-the day of 
his fiewce angew. 

13:14 And it shaww be as t-the chased woe, and as a sheep that nyo man 
taketh up: they shaww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man tuwn to his own p-peopwe, and fwee {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye into his own wand. 

13:15 Evewy onye that is f-found shaww be thwust thwough; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
that is j-joinyed u-unto t-them shaww faww by t-the swowd. 

1-13:16 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw chiwdwen awso shaww be dashed to pieces befowe theiw e-eyes; 
theiw houses shaww be spoiwed, and theiw wives wavished. 

13:17 Behowd, I wiww stiw up t-the Medes against t-them, which shaww nyot 
w-wegawd s-siwvew; and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gowd, they shaww nyot dewight in it. 

13:18 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw bows awso shaww dash t-the young men to pieces; and they 
shaww have nyo p-pity on t-the fwuit of t-the womb; theiw eyes shaww nyot 
spawe chiwdwen. 

13:19 And Babywon, t-the gwowy of kingdoms, t-the b-beauty of t-the Chawdees' 
excewwency, shaww be as when God ovewthwew Sodom and G-Gomowwah. 

1-13:20 I-It shaww nyevew be inhabited, nyeithew shaww it be d-dwewt in fwom 
genyewation to genyewation: nyeithew shaww t-the Awabian p-pitch >_> t-tent thewe; 
nyeithew shaww t-the shephewds make theiw fowd thewe. 

13:21 But wiwd b-beasts of t-the desewt shaww w-wie thewe; and theiw houses 
shaww be f-fuww of dowefuw (*^‿^*) c-cweatuwes; and owws shaww dweww thewe, and 
satyws shaww dance thewe. 

13:22 And t-the wiwd b-beasts of t-the iswands shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy in theiw desowate 
houses, and dwagons in theiw pweasant pawaces: and hew time is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to 
come, and hew days shaww nyot be pwowonged. 

14:1 Fow t-the WOWD wiww have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on Jacob, and wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet choose 
I-Iswaew, and s-set t-them in theiw own wand: and t-the stwangews shaww be 
j-joinyed with t-them, and they shaww cweave to t-the house of Jacob. 

14:2 And t-the peopwe shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-them, and bwing t-them to theiw p-pwace: 
and t-the house of Iswaew shaww possess t-them in t-the wand of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and h-handmaids: and they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-them captives, whose 
captives they wewe; and they shaww w-wuwe o-ovew theiw oppwessows. 

14:3 And it shaww come to pass in t-the day that t-the WOWD shaww g-give 
thee w-west fwom thy sowwow, and fwom thy feaw, and fwom t-the hawd 
bondage whewein t-thou wast m-made to sewve, 14:4 That t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take up 
this pwovewb against t-the king of Babywon, and say, How hath t-the 
oppwessow ceased! t-the gowden city ceased! 1-14:5 The WOWD hath bwoken 
t-the s-staff of t-the w-wicked, and t-the sceptwe of t-the (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-wuwews. 

14:6 He who smote t-the peopwe in wwath with a c-continyuaw stwoke, he that 
wuwed t-the nyations in angew, is pewsecuted, and nyonye hindeweth. 

14:7 The w-whowe eawth is a-at west, and is quiet: they bweak fowth into 
s-singing. 

14:8 Yea, t-the fiw twees wejoice a-at thee, and t-the cedaws of Webanyon, 
s-saying, Since t-thou awt w-waid down, nyo fewwew is come up against us. 

14:9 Heww fwom benyeath is moved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to meet thee a-at thy coming: 
it s-stiwweth up t-the dead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chief o-onyes of t-the 
eawth; it hath waised up fwom theiw t-thwonyes (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the 
nyations. 

14:10 Aww they shaww speak and say u-unto thee, Awt t-thou awso become 
weak as ^.^ w-we? awt t-thou become w-wike u-unto us? 14:11 Thy pomp is b-bwought 
down to t-the gwave, and t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of thy viows: t-the wowm is spwead 
undew thee, and t-the wowms covew thee. 

1-14:12 How awt t-thou f-fawwen fwom heaven, O-O Wucifew, son of t-the mownying! 
how awt t-thou cut down to t-the g-gwound, which didst w-weaken t-the nyations! 
14:13 Fow t-thou hast said in thinye heawt, I wiww ascend into heaven, I 
wiww e-exawt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye a-above t-the staws of G-God: I wiww sit awso upon t-the 
mount of t-the congwegation, in t-the s-sides of t-the n-nyowth: 14:14 I wiww 
ascend a-above t-the heights of t-the cwouds; I wiww be w-wike t-the most High. 

1-14:15 Y-Yet t-thou shawt be b-bwought down to heww, to t-the s-sides of t-the pit. 

14:16 They that s-see thee shaww nyawwowwy wook upon thee, and considew 
thee, s-saying, Is this t-the man that m-made t-the eawth to twembwe, that did 
s-shake k-kingdoms; 14:17 That m-made t-the wowwd as a wiwdewnyess, and 
destwoyed t-the c-cities t-theweof; that openyed nyot t-the house of his 
pwisonyews? (x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 Aww t-the kings of t-the n-nyations, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them, w-wie 
in gwowy, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in his own house. 

1-14:19 But t-thou awt cast out of thy gwave w-wike an abominyabwe b-bwanch, 
and as t-the waiment of those that awe swain, thwust thwough with a 
swowd, that go down to t-the s-stonyes of t-the pit; as a cawcase twodden 
undew feet. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 T-Thou shawt nyot be j-joinyed with t-them in buwiaw, because t-thou hast 
destwoyed thy wand, and s-swain thy peopwe: t-the seed of e-eviwdoews shaww 
nyevew be wenyownyed. 

1-14:21 Pwepawe swaughtew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his chiwdwen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the i-inyiquity of theiw 
fathews; that they (^-^*)/ d-do nyot wise, (=`ω´=) n-nyow possess t-the wand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fiww t-the 
f-face of t-the wowwd with cities. 

14:22 Fow I wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise up against t-them, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and 
cut off fwom Babywon t-the nyame, and wemnyant, and son, and nyephew, saith 
t-the WOWD. 

14:23 I wiww awso make it a ^.^ p-possession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bittewn, and poows of 
watew: and I wiww sweep it with t-the besom of destwuction, saith t-the 
WOWD of hosts. 

14:24 The WOWD of hosts hath swown, s-saying, S-Suwewy as I have t-thought, 
so shaww it come to pass; and as I have puwposed, so shaww it s-stand: 
14:25 That I wiww bweak t-the Assywian in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand, and upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mountains 
twead him undew foot: t-then shaww his ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke depawt fwom off t-them, and 
his ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden depawt fwom off theiw shouwdews. 

14:26 This is t-the puwpose that is p-puwposed upon t-the w-whowe eawth: and 
this is t-the hand that is stwetched out upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations. 

14:27 Fow t-the WOWD of hosts hath puwposed, and who shaww disannyuw it? 
and his hand is stwetched (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and who shaww tuwn it back? 14:28 In 
t-the yeaw that king Ahaz died w-was this b-buwden. 

14:29 Wejoice nyot thou, w-whowe P-Pawestinya, because t-the wod of him that 
smote thee is bwoken: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of t-the sewpent's woot shaww come fowth a 
cockatwice, and his fwuit shaww be a fiewy fwying sewpent. 

14:30 And t-the fiwstbown of t-the poow shaww (o´∀`o) f-feed, and t-the nyeedy shaww 
w-wie down in s-safety: and I wiww kiww thy woot with (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and he shaww 
(✧∀✧)/ s-sway thy wemnyant. 

14:31 Howw, O-O gate; cwy, O-O c-city; thou, w-whowe P-Pawestinya, awt dissowved: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come fwom t-the nyowth a smoke, and nyonye shaww be awonye 
in his appointed times. 

14:32 What shaww onye t-then answew t-the m-messengews of t-the nyation? That 
t-the WOWD hath founded Zion, and t-the poow of his peopwe shaww t-twust in 
it. 

15:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of Moab. (* ^ ω ^) B-Because in t-the nyight Aw of Moab is w-waid 
waste, and b-bwought to siwence; because in t-the nyight Kiw of Moab is 
w-waid waste, and b-bwought to siwence; ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 He is gonye up to Bajith, and 
to Dibon, t-the high pwaces, to weep: Moab shaww howw o-ovew Nyebo, and 
o-ovew M-Medeba: on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heads shaww be bawdnyess, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beawd cut 
off. 

1-15:3 In theiw s-stweets they shaww giwd themsewves with sackcwoth: on 
t-the tops of theiw houses, and in theiw (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww howw, 
weeping abundantwy. 

:3 1-15:4 And H-Heshbon shaww cwy, and Eweaweh: theiw voice shaww be heawd 
even u-unto Jahaz: thewefowe t-the awmed sowdiews of Moab shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out; 
his wife shaww be gwievous u-unto h-him. 

1-15:5 My heawt shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow M-Moab; his fugitives shaww fwee u-unto 
Zoaw, an heifew of thwee yeaws owd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by t-the mounting up of W-Wuhith 
with weeping shaww they go it up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the w-way of H-Howonyaim they 
shaww w-waise up a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of destwuction. 

15:6 Fow t-the watews of Nyimwim shaww be desowate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hay is 
withewed away, t-the gwass faiweth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo gween thing. 

15:7 Thewefowe t-the a-abundance they have gotten, and that which they 
have w-waid up, shaww they cawwy away to t-the b-bwook of t-the w-wiwwows. 

15:8 Fow t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy is gonye (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the b-bowdews of M-Moab; t-the h-howwing 
theweof u-unto Egwaim, and t-the h-howwing theweof u-unto Beewewim. 

15:9 Fow t-the watews of D-Dimon shaww be f-fuww of b-bwood: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww bwing 
mowe upon Dimon, w-wions upon him that escapeth of M-Moab, and upon t-the 
wemnyant of t-the wand. 

16:1 Send ye t-the wamb to t-the wuwew of t-the wand fwom Sewa to t-the 
wiwdewnyess, u-unto t-the mount of t-the daughtew of Z-Zion. 

16:2 Fow it shaww be, that, as a wandewing biwd cast out of t-the nyest, 
so t-the daughtews of Moab shaww be a-at t-the fowds of Awnyon. 

16:3 Take counsew, execute judgment; make thy shadow as t-the nyight in 
t-the m-midst of t-the nyoonday; hide t-the outcasts; bewway nyot him that 
wandeweth. 

16:4 Wet minye outcasts dweww with thee, M-Moab; be t-thou a covewt to t-them 
fwom t-the f-face of t-the spoiwew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the e-extowtionyew is a-at an end, t-the 
spoiwew c-ceaseth, t-the oppwessows awe consumed out of t-the wand. 

16:5 And in (´-ω-`) m-mewcy shaww t-the t-thwonye be estabwished: and he shaww sit 
upon it in twuth in t-the tabewnyacwe of D-David, judging, and seeking 
j-judgment, and hasting ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

1-16:6 We have heawd of t-the pwide of M-Moab; he is vewy p-pwoud: even of his 
haughtinyess, and his pwide, and his w-wwath: but his wies shaww nyot be 
so. 

16:7 Thewefowe shaww Moab howw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow M-Moab, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) h-howw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
foundations of Kiwhaweseth shaww ye mouwn; suwewy they awe stwicken. 

16:8 Fow t-the fiewds of H-Heshbon wanguish, and t-the vinye of (/ =ω=)/ S-Sibmah: t-the 
wowds of t-the heathen have bwoken down t-the pwincipaw p-pwants t-theweof, 
they awe come even u-unto Jazew, they OwO w-wandewed thwough t-the wiwdewnyess: 
hew bwanches awe stwetched (* ^ ω ^) o-out, they awe gonye o-ovew t-the sea. 

1-16:9 Thewefowe I wiww b-bewaiw with t-the weeping of (^ω~) J-Jazew t-the vinye of 
(/ =ω=)/ S-Sibmah: I wiww w-watew thee with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my teaws, O-O (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and Eweaweh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the shouting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy summew fwuits and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy hawvest is fawwen. 

1-16:10 And gwadnyess is taken away, and joy out of t-the p-pwentifuw fiewd; 
and in t-the vinyeyawds (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo s-singing, nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be 
s-shouting: t-the tweadews shaww twead out nyo winye in theiw pwesses; I 
have m-made theiw vintage shouting to cease. 

16:11 Whewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bowews shaww s-sound w-wike an hawp (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow M-Moab, and minye 
inwawd pawts (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Kiwhawesh. 

1-16:12 And it shaww come to pass, when it is s-seen that Moab is weawy on 
t-the high pwace, that he shaww come to his sanctuawy to pway; but he 
shaww nyot pwevaiw. 

16:13 This is t-the wowd that t-the WOWD hath spoken c-concewnying Moab since 
that ^w^ t-time. 

1-16:14 But nyow t-the WOWD hath spoken, s-saying, Within thwee yeaws, as t-the 
yeaws of an hiwewing, and t-the gwowy of Moab shaww be contemnyed, with 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that gweat muwtitude; and t-the wemnyant shaww be vewy smaww and 
feebwe. 

17:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of D-Damascus. Behowd, Damascus is taken away fwom being 
a city, and it shaww be a wuinyous heap. 

17:2 The c-cities of Awoew awe fowsaken: they shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow >w< f-fwocks, which 
shaww w-wie down, and nyonye shaww make t-them afwaid. 

17:3 The fowtwess awso shaww cease fwom Ephwaim, and t-the kingdom fwom 
Damascus, and t-the wemnyant of Sywia: they shaww be as t-the gwowy of t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

17:4 And in that day it shaww come to pass, that t-the gwowy of J-Jacob 
shaww be m-made thin, and t-the fatnyess of his fwesh shaww wax wean. 

17:5 And it shaww be as when t-the hawvestman gatheweth t-the cown, and 
weapeth t-the eaws with his awm; and it shaww be as he that gatheweth 
eaws in t-the vawwey of Wephaim. 

17:6 Y-Yet gweanying gwapes shaww be weft in it, as t-the (☆ω☆) s-shaking of an 
owive twee, two ow thwee bewwies in t-the top of t-the u-uppewmost b-bough, 
fouw ow five in t-the outmost f-fwuitfuw bwanches t-theweof, saith t-the WOWD 
God of Iswaew. 

17:7 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that day shaww a man wook to his M-Makew, and his eyes shaww 
have wespect to t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. 

1-17:8 And he shaww nyot wook to t-the awtaws, t-the wowk of his hands, 
nyeithew shaww wespect that which his fingews have made, eithew t-the 
gwoves, ow t-the images. 

17:9 In that day shaww his stwong c-cities be as a fowsaken b-bough, and 
an u-uppewmost b-bwanch, which they weft because of t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be desowation. 

17:10 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast fowgotten t-the God of thy sawvation, and hast 
nyot b-been mindfuw of t-the w-wock of thy stwength, thewefowe shawt t-thou 
pwant pweasant pwants, and shawt s-set it with s-stwange swips: 17:11 In 
t-the day shawt t-thou make thy pwant to gwow, and in t-the mownying shawt 
t-thou make thy seed to fwouwish: but t-the hawvest shaww be a heap in t-the 
day of gwief and of despewate \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. 

17:12 Woe to t-the muwtitude of many p-peopwe, which make a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise w-wike t-the 
(＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the seas; and to t-the wushing of n-nyations, that make a wushing 
w-wike t-the wushing of mighty w-watews! 17:13 The nyations shaww wush w-wike 
t-the wushing of many watews: but God shaww webuke t-them, and they shaww 
fwee faw off, and shaww be chased as t-the chaff of t-the mountains befowe 
t-the wind, and w-wike a wowwing t-thing befowe t-the w-whiwwwind. 

17:14 And (x_x)V b-behowd a-at evenyingtide twoubwe; and befowe t-the mownying he is 
n-nyot. 

This is t-the powtion of t-them that spoiw u-us, and t-the wot of t-them that 
w-wob us. 

18:1 Woe to t-the wand shadowing with w-wings, which is beyond t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews 
of Ethiopia: 18:2 That (-_-) s-sendeth (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows by t-the sea, even in vessews 
of buwwushes upon t-the w-watews, s-saying, Go, ye swift messengews, to a 
nyation scattewed and peewed, to a peopwe t-tewwibwe fwom theiw beginnying 
hithewto; a nyation OwO m-meted out and twodden down, whose wand t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews 
have spoiwed! 18:3 Aww ye i-inhabitants of t-the wowwd, and dwewwews on 
t-the eawth, s-see ye, when he wifteth up an ensign on t-the mountains; and 
when he bwoweth a twumpet, h-heaw OwO y-ye. 

18:4 Fow so t-the WOWD said u-unto me, I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my west, and I wiww 
considew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dwewwing pwace w-wike a ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw heat upon hewbs, and w-wike a 
cwoud of dew in t-the heat of h-hawvest. 

18:5 Fow afowe t-the hawvest, when t-the bud is p-pewfect, and t-the s-souw 
gwape is wipenying in t-the fwowew, he shaww both cut off t-the (* ^ ω ^) *twerks* s-spwigs with 
p-pwunying hooks, and o(>ω<)o t-take away and cut down t-the bwanches. 

18:6 They shaww be weft togethew u-unto t-the f-fowws of t-the mountains, and 
to t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth: and t-the f-fowws shaww summew upon t-them, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth shaww wintew upon them. 

18:7 In that time shaww t-the pwesent be b-bwought u-unto t-the WOWD of hosts 
of a peopwe scattewed and peewed, and fwom a peopwe t-tewwibwe fwom 
theiw beginnying hithewto; a nyation OwO m-meted out and twodden undew foot, 
whose wand t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews have spoiwed, to t-the pwace of t-the nyame of t-the 
WOWD of hosts, t-the mount Z-Zion. 

19:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of Egypt. Behowd, t-the WOWD wideth upon a swift c-cwoud, 
and shaww come into Egypt: and t-the idows of Egypt shaww be moved a-at 
his pwesence, and t-the heawt of Egypt shaww mewt in t-the m-midst of it. 

19:2 And I wiww s-set t-the Egyptians against t-the Egyptians: and they 
shaww fight {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye against his bwothew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye against his 
nyeighbouw; city against city, and kingdom against (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

19:3 And t-the spiwit of Egypt shaww faiw in t-the m-midst t-theweof; and I 
wiww d-destwoy t-the counsew theweof: and they shaww seek to t-the idows, 
and to t-the c-chawmews, and to t-them that have famiwiaw s-spiwits, and to 
t-the wizawds. 

19:4 And t-the Egyptians wiww I g-give o-ovew into t-the hand of a cwuew w-wowd; 
and a fiewce king shaww w-wuwe o-ovew t-them, saith t-the W-Wowd, t-the WOWD of 
hosts. 

19:5 And t-the watews shaww faiw fwom t-the sea, and t-the wivew shaww be 
w-wasted and dwied (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

1-19:6 And they shaww tuwn t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews faw away; and t-the bwooks of 
defence shaww be emptied and dwied up: t-the weeds and fwags shaww 
withew. 

19:7 The papew weeds by t-the bwooks, by t-the mouth of t-the bwooks, and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing sown by t-the bwooks, shaww withew, be dwiven away, and be 
nyo mowe. 

19:8 The fishews awso shaww mouwn, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that cast angwe into 
t-the bwooks shaww w-wament, and they that spwead nyets upon t-the watews 
shaww wanguish. 

19:9 Moweovew they that wowk in finye fwax, and they that weave 
nyetwowks, shaww be confounded. 

19:10 And they shaww be bwoken in t-the puwposes t-theweof, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that make 
swuices and ponds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-fish. 

1-19:11 S-Suwewy t-the pwinces of Zoan awe f-foows, t-the counsew of t-the wise 
counsewwows of Phawaoh is become bwutish: how say ye u-unto Phawaoh, I 
am t-the son of t-the w-wise, t-the son of (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient kings? (o^ ^o) 1-19:12 Whewe awe 
they? whewe awe thy wise men? and wet t-them teww thee n-nyow, and wet t-them 
knyow what t-the WOWD of hosts hath p-puwposed upon Egypt. 

19:13 The pwinces of Zoan awe become f-foows, t-the pwinces of N-Nyoph awe 
deceived; they have awso s-seduced Egypt, even they that awe t-the stay of 
t-the twibes t-theweof. 

19:14 The WOWD hath mingwed a pewvewse spiwit in t-the m-midst theweof: 
and they have caused Egypt to eww in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowk t-theweof, as a dwunken 
man staggeweth in his vomit. 

19:15 N-Nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any wowk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Egypt, which t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head ow 
taiw, bwanch ow w-wush, may do. 

19:16 In that day shaww Egypt be w-wike u-unto (-ω-、) w-women: and it shaww be 
afwaid and f-feaw because of t-the (☆ω☆) s-shaking of t-the hand of t-the WOWD of 
hosts, which he shaketh o-ovew it. 

19:17 And t-the wand of Judah shaww be a tewwow u-unto Egypt, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
that m-maketh mention theweof shaww be afwaid in himsewf, because of t-the 
counsew of t-the WOWD of hosts, which he hath detewminyed against it. 

19:18 In that day shaww five c-cities in t-the wand of Egypt speak t-the 
wanguage of C-Canyaan, and sweaw to t-the WOWD of hosts; onye shaww be 
cawwed, The city of destwuction. 

19:19 In that day shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be an awtaw to t-the WOWD in t-the m-midst of 
t-the wand of Egypt, and a piwwaw a-at t-the bowdew theweof to t-the WOWD. 

19:20 And it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a witnyess u-unto t-the WOWD of 
hosts in t-the wand of Egypt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the WOWD because 
of t-the o-oppwessows, and he shaww send t-them a saviouw, and a gweat o-onye, 
and he shaww d-dewivew them. 

19:21 And t-the WOWD shaww be knyown to Egypt, and t-the Egyptians shaww 
knyow t-the WOWD in that day, and shaww (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice and (o^▽^o) *moans* o-obwation; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, 
they shaww vow a vow u-unto t-the WOWD, and pewfowm it. 

1-19:22 And t-the WOWD shaww smite Egypt: he shaww smite and heaw i-it: and 
they shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn even to t-the WOWD, and he shaww be intweated of t-them, 
and shaww heaw them. 

19:23 In that day shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a h-highway out of Egypt to A-Assywia, 
and t-the Assywian shaww come into Egypt, and t-the Egyptian into A-Assywia, 
and t-the Egyptians shaww sewve with t-the Assywians. 

19:24 In that day shaww Iswaew be t-the thiwd with Egypt and with 
A-Assywia, even a bwessing in t-the m-midst of t-the wand: 19:25 Whom t-the WOWD 
of hosts shaww bwess, s-saying, Bwessed be Egypt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and Assywia 
t-the wowk of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands, and Iswaew minye inhewitance. 

20:1 In t-the yeaw that Tawtan came u-unto A-Ashdod, (when Sawgon t-the king 
of Assywia sent him,) and fought against A-Ashdod, and took it; ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 {{ (>_<) }} A-At 
t-the same time spake t-the WOWD by Isaiah t-the son of Amoz, s-saying, Go and 
woose t-the (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth fwom off thy w-woins, and put off thy shoe fwom thy 
foot. And he did so, wawking nyaked and b-bawefoot. 

20:3 And t-the WOWD said, Wike as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Isaiah hath wawked nyaked 
and bawefoot thwee yeaws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign and wondew upon Egypt and upon 
Ethiopia; 20:4 S-So shaww t-the king of Assywia wead away t-the Egyptians 
pwisonyews, and t-the Ethiopians captives, young and o-owd, nyaked and 
bawefoot, even with theiw buttocks uncovewed, to t-the shame of Egypt. 

20:5 And they shaww be afwaid and a-ashamed of E-Ethiopia theiw 
expectation, and of Egypt theiw gwowy. 

20:6 And t-the i-inhabitant of this iswe shaww say in that day, Behowd, 
such is ouw expectation, whithew we fwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hewp to be dewivewed fwom 
t-the king of Assywia: and how shaww we escape? 21:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the 
desewt of t-the sea. As whiwwwinds in t-the south pass thwough; so it 
cometh fwom t-the desewt, fwom a t-tewwibwe wand. 

21:2 A-A gwievous vision is d-decwawed u-unto m-me; t-the t-tweachewous d-deawew 
deaweth tweachewouswy, and t-the spoiwew s-spoiweth. Go up, O-O Ewam: 
b-besiege, O-O Media; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sighing theweof have I m-made to cease. 

21:3 Thewefowe awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woins fiwwed with pain: ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pangs have taken h-howd 
upon me, as t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pangs of a woman that t-twavaiweth: I w-was b-bowed down a-at 
t-the heawing of it; I w-was d-dismayed a-at t-the seeing of it. 

21:4 My heawt panted, feawfuwnyess a-affwighted me: t-the nyight of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pweasuwe hath he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into f-feaw u-unto me. 

21:5 Pwepawe t-the tabwe, watch in t-the w-watchtowew, eat, dwink: a-awise, ye 
pwinces, and anyoint t-the shiewd. 

2-21:6 Fow thus hath t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Go, s-set a (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *pokes you* w-watchman, wet him 
decwawe what he s-seeth. 

21:7 And he saw a chawiot with a coupwe of howsemen, a chawiot of 
asses, and a chawiot of camews; and he heawkenyed diwigentwy with m-much 
heed: 21:8 And he cwied, A-A wion: My wowd, I stand continyuawwy upon t-the 
watchtowew in t-the daytime, and I am s-set in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wawd w-whowe nyights: 21:9 
And, b-behowd, hewe cometh a chawiot of men, with a coupwe of howsemen. 

And he answewed and said, Babywon is ^.^ f-fawwen, is fawwen; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
gwaven images of hew gods he hath bwoken u-unto t-the gwound. 

21:10 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thweshing, and t-the cown of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwoow: that which I have 
heawd of t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, have I d-decwawed u-unto 
you. 

21:11 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of Dumah. He cawweth to m-me out of Seiw, W-Watchman, 
what of t-the nyight? W-Watchman, what of t-the nyight? 21:12 The watchman 
said, The mownying cometh, and awso t-the nyight: if ye wiww e-enquiwe, 
enquiwe ye: wetuwn, come. 

2-21:13 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden upon A-Awabia. In t-the fowest in Awabia shaww ye wodge, 
O-O ye twavewwing c-companyies of Dedanyim. 

21:14 The i-inhabitants of t-the wand of Tema b-bwought w-watew to him that 
w-was t-thiwsty, they pwevented with theiw bwead him that fwed. 

2-21:15 Fow they fwed fwom t-the swowds, fwom t-the dwawn swowd, and fwom 
t-the b-bent b-bow, and fwom t-the gwievousnyess of waw. 

21:16 Fow thus hath t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Within a y-yeaw, a-accowding to 
t-the yeaws of an hiwewing, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwowy of K-Kedaw shaww faiw: 21:17 
And t-the wesidue of t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of a-awchews, t-the mighty men of t-the 
chiwdwen of Kedaw, shaww be diminyished: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD God of Iswaew 
hath spoken it. 

22:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the vawwey of vision. What aiweth thee n-nyow, that 
t-thou awt whowwy gonye up to t-the housetops? 2-22:2 T-Thou that awt f-fuww of 
s-stiws, a tumuwtuous city, j-joyous city: thy s-swain men awe nyot s-swain 
with t-the swowd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dead in battwe. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 Aww thy wuwews awe fwed togethew, they awe b-bound by t-the awchews: 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe f-found in thee awe b-bound togethew, which have fwed fwom 
faw. 

22:4 Thewefowe said I, Wook away fwom m-me; I wiww weep bittewwy, wabouw 
nyot to comfowt me, because of t-the s-spoiwing of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe. 

2-22:5 Fow it is a day of twoubwe, and of tweading down, and of 
pewpwexity by t-the Wowd GOD of hosts in t-the vawwey of vision, bweaking 
down t-the (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and of cwying to t-the mountains. 

22:6 And Ewam bawe t-the ^w^ q-quivew with chawiots of men and howsemen, and 
Kiw u-uncovewed t-the shiewd. 

22:7 And it shaww come to pass, that thy choicest vawweys shaww be 
f-fuww of c-chawiots, and t-the howsemen shaww s-set themsewves in a-awway a-at 
t-the gate. 

22:8 And he d-discovewed t-the covewing of Judah, and t-thou didst wook in 
that day to t-the awmouw of t-the house of t-the fowest. 

22:9 Ye have s-seen awso t-the b-bweaches of t-the city of D-David, that they 
awe many: and ye gathewed togethew t-the watews of t-the w-wowew poow. 

22:10 And ye have nyumbewed t-the houses of J-Jewusawem, and t-the houses 
have ye bwoken down to fowtify t-the waww. 

22:11 Ye m-made awso a ditch b-between t-the two wawws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-watew of t-the 
o-owd p-poow: but ye have nyot wooked u-unto t-the makew t-theweof, nyeithew h-had 
wespect u-unto him that fashionyed it wong ago. 

22:12 And in that day did t-the Wowd GOD of hosts caww to weeping, and 
to mouwnying, and to bawdnyess, and to giwding with sackcwoth: 22:13 And 
(x_x)V b-behowd joy and gwadnyess, swaying oxen, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ k-kiwwing sheep, e-eating 
f-fwesh, and dwinking winye: wet us e-eat and dwink; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to mowwow we shaww 
die. 

22:14 And it w-was weveawed in minye eaws by t-the WOWD of hosts, S-Suwewy 
this i-inyiquity shaww nyot be (*^.^*) p-puwged fwom you tiww ye die, saith t-the Wowd 
GOD of hosts. 

22:15 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD of hosts, Go, get thee u-unto this 
t-tweasuwew, even u-unto Shebnya, which is o-ovew t-the h-house, and say, 22:16 
What hast t-thou hewe? and whom hast t-thou hewe, that t-thou hast hewed 
thee out a sepuwchwe hewe, as he that heweth him out a sepuwchwe on 
high, and that gwaveth an h-habitation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf in a wock? (^人^) 2-22:17 
Behowd, t-the WOWD wiww cawwy thee away with a mighty c-captivity, and 
wiww suwewy covew thee. 

22:18 He wiww suwewy viowentwy tuwn and toss thee w-wike a baww into a 
wawge c-countwy: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shawt t-thou die, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the chawiots of thy 
gwowy shaww be t-the shame of thy wowd's house. 

22:19 And I wiww dwive thee fwom thy station, and fwom thy state shaww 
he puww thee down. 

22:20 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that I wiww caww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sewvant Ewiakim t-the son of Hiwkiah: 22:21 And I wiww cwothe him with 
thy w-wobe, and stwengthen him with thy giwdwe, and I wiww commit thy 
g-govewnment into his hand: and he shaww be a o(>ω<)o f-fathew to t-the i-inhabitants 
of J-Jewusawem, and to t-the house of J-Judah. 

2-22:22 And t-the key of t-the house of David wiww I way upon his shouwdew; 
so he shaww open, and nyonye shaww s-shut; and he shaww shut, and nyonye 
shaww o-open. 

22:23 And I wiww fasten him as a nyaiw in a suwe pwace; and he shaww be 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gwowious t-thwonye to his fathew's house. 

22:24 And they shaww h-hang upon him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwowy of his fathew's 
h-house, t-the o-offspwing and t-the issue, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww vessews of smaww q-quantity, 
fwom t-the vessews of c-cups, even to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of fwagons. 

22:25 In that day, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, shaww t-the nyaiw that is 
(o-_-o) f-fastenyed in t-the suwe pwace be w-wemoved, and be cut down, and f-faww; and 
t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden that w-was upon it shaww be cut off: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken 
it. 

23:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of T-Tywe. Howw, ye s-ships of Tawshish; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is w-waid 
waste, so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo h-house, nyo entewing in: fwom t-the wand of 
C-Chittim it is weveawed to them. 

23:2 (☆▽☆) B-Be stiww, ye i-inhabitants of t-the iswe; t-thou whom t-the mewchants of 
Zidon, that pass o-ovew t-the sea, have wepwenyished. 

23:3 And by gweat watews t-the seed of Sihow, t-the hawvest of t-the wivew, 
is hew w-wevenyue; and she is a mawt of nyations. 

23:4 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou a-ashamed, O-O (≧◡≦) Z-Zidon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sea hath spoken, even t-the 
stwength of t-the sea, s-saying, I twavaiw nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwing fowth c-chiwdwen, 
nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do I nyouwish up young men, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwing up viwgins. 

23:5 As a-at t-the wepowt c-concewnying Egypt, so shaww they be sowewy painyed 
a-at t-the wepowt of T-Tywe. 

23:6 Pass ye o-ovew to Tawshish; howw, ye i-inhabitants of t-the i-iswe. 

2-23:7 Is this youw j-joyous city, whose antiquity is of (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient days? hew 
own feet shaww cawwy hew afaw off to sojouwn. 

2-23:8 Who hath taken this counsew against T-Tywe, t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-cwownying city, 
whose mewchants awe pwinces, whose t-twaffickews awe t-the honyouwabwe of 
t-the eawth? 23:9 The WOWD of hosts hath p-puwposed it, to stain t-the 
pwide of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gwowy, and to bwing into contempt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the honyouwabwe of 
t-the eawth. 

23:10 Pass thwough thy wand as a wivew, O-O daughtew of Tawshish: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
is nyo mowe s-stwength. 

23:11 He stwetched out his hand o-ovew t-the sea, he shook t-the kingdoms: 
t-the WOWD hath given a commandment against t-the m-mewchant city, to 
d-destwoy t-the stwong howds t-theweof. 

23:12 And he said, T-Thou shawt nyo mowe wejoice, O-O t-thou oppwessed 
viwgin, daughtew of (≧◡≦) Z-Zidon: a-awise, pass o-ovew to Chittim; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awso 
shawt t-thou have nyo w-west. 

2-23:13 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans; this peopwe w-was nyot, tiww t-the 
Assywian founded it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that dweww in t-the wiwdewnyess: they s-set up 
t-the towews t-theweof, they waised up t-the pawaces t-theweof; and he b-bwought 
it to wuin. 

23:14 Howw, ye s-ships of Tawshish: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw stwength is w-waid waste. 

23:15 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that T-Tywe shaww be 
fowgotten s-seventy yeaws, a-accowding to t-the days of onye king: aftew t-the 
end of s-seventy yeaws shaww T-Tywe sing as an hawwot. 

23:16 Take an h-hawp, go about t-the city, t-thou hawwot that hast b-been 
fowgotten; make sweet mewody, sing many s-songs, that t-thou mayest be 
wemembewed. 

23:17 And it shaww come to pass aftew t-the end of s-seventy yeaws, that 
t-the WOWD wiww v-visit T-Tywe, and she shaww tuwn to hew h-hiwe, and shaww 
commit fownyication with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the wowwd upon t-the f-face of 
t-the eawth. 

23:18 And hew mewchandise and hew h-hiwe shaww be howinyess to t-the WOWD: 
it shaww nyot be tweasuwed (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-waid up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew mewchandise shaww be 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that dweww befowe t-the WOWD, to e-eat sufficientwy, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
duwabwe cwothing. 

2-24:1 Behowd, t-the WOWD m-maketh t-the eawth e-empty, and m-maketh it waste, and 
tuwnyeth it upside down, and s-scatteweth a-abwoad t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof. 

24:2 And it shaww be, as with t-the p-peopwe, so with t-the pwiest; as with 
t-the s-sewvant, so with his m-mastew; as with t-the maid, so with hew 
mistwess; as with t-the b-buyew, so with t-the sewwew; as with t-the wendew, 
so with t-the bowwowew; as with t-the (o_O)! t-takew of usuwy, so with t-the givew of 
u-usuwy to h-him. 

24:3 The wand shaww be u-uttewwy emptied, and u-uttewwy spoiwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD hath spoken this wowd. 

2-24:4 The eawth mouwnyeth and fadeth away, t-the wowwd wanguisheth and 
fadeth away, t-the haughty peopwe of t-the eawth (^-^*)/ d-do wanguish. 

24:5 The eawth awso is defiwed undew t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof; because 
they have twansgwessed t-the w-waws, changed t-the owdinyance, bwoken t-the 
evewwasting covenyant. 

24:6 Thewefowe hath t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse devouwed t-the eawth, and they that dweww 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein awe desowate: thewefowe t-the i-inhabitants of t-the eawth awe 
buwnyed, and f-few men weft. 

24:7 The nyew winye mouwnyeth, t-the vinye wanguisheth, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mewwyheawted 
(^-^*)/ d-do sigh. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 The miwth of tabwets c-ceaseth, t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-them that wejoice 
endeth, t-the joy of t-the hawp ceaseth. 

24:9 They shaww nyot dwink winye with a s-song; stwong dwink shaww be 
bittew to t-them that dwink it. 

24:10 The city of confusion is bwoken down: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy house is s-shut up, 
that nyo man may come in. 

24:11 Thewe is a cwying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow winye in t-the stweets; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww joy is dawkenyed, 
t-the miwth of t-the wand is gonye. 

24:12 In t-the city is weft desowation, and t-the gate is smitten with 
destwuction. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 When thus it shaww be in t-the m-midst of t-the wand among t-the p-peopwe, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be as t-the (☆ω☆) s-shaking of an owive twee, and as t-the gweanying 
gwapes when t-the vintage is donye. 

24:14 They shaww wift up theiw voice, they shaww sing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the m-majesty 
of t-the WOWD, they shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy awoud fwom t-the sea. 

24:15 Whewefowe gwowify ye t-the WOWD in t-the fiwes, even t-the nyame of t-the 
WOWD God of Iswaew in t-the iswes of t-the sea. 

24:16 Fwom t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the eawth have we heawd s-songs, even 
gwowy to t-the wighteous. But I said, My (^人^) w-weannyess, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (^人^) w-weannyess, (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto 
me! t-the t-tweachewous deawews have d-deawt tweachewouswy; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the 
t-tweachewous deawews have d-deawt vewy (＞ｍ＜) t-tweachewouswy. 

24:17 Feaw, and t-the pit, and t-the snyawe, awe upon thee, O-O i-inhabitant of 
t-the eawth. 

24:18 And it shaww come to pass, that he who fweeth fwom t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of 
t-the f-feaw shaww faww into t-the pit; and he that cometh up out of t-the 
m-midst of t-the p-pit shaww be taken in t-the snyawe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the windows fwom on 
high awe open, and t-the foundations of t-the eawth (^-^*)/ d-do shake. 

24:19 The eawth is u-uttewwy bwoken down, t-the eawth is cwean dissowved, 
t-the eawth is moved exceedingwy. 

24:20 The eawth shaww weew to and fwo w-wike a dwunkawd, and shaww be 
w-wemoved w-wike a c-cottage; and t-the twansgwession theweof shaww be h-heavy 
upon it; and it shaww faww, and nyot (☆ω☆) w-wise again. 

24:21 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the WOWD shaww 
punyish t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the high o-onyes that awe on high, and t-the kings of 
t-the eawth upon t-the eawth. 

2-24:22 And they shaww be gathewed togethew, as pwisonyews awe gathewed 
in t-the pit, and shaww be s-shut up in t-the pwison, and aftew many days 
shaww they be visited. 

24:23 T-Then t-the moon shaww be confounded, and t-the sun a-ashamed, when t-the 
WOWD of hosts shaww weign in mount Zion, and in J-Jewusawem, and befowe 
his a-ancients gwowiouswy. 

2-25:1 O-O W-Wowd, t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God; I wiww e-exawt thee, I wiww pwaise thy 
nyame; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast donye wondewfuw things; thy c-counsews of o-owd awe 
faithfuwnyess and twuth. 

25:2 Fow t-thou hast m-made of a city an heap; of a defenced city a ^w^ w-wuin: 
a pawace of stwangews to be nyo c-city; it shaww nyevew be buiwt. 

25:3 Thewefowe shaww t-the stwong peopwe gwowify thee, t-the city of t-the 
t-tewwibwe nyations shaww f-feaw thee. 

25:4 Fow t-thou hast b-been a stwength to t-the poow, a stwength to t-the 
nyeedy in his distwess, a wefuge fwom t-the stowm, a shadow fwom t-the 
h-heat, when t-the bwast of t-the t-tewwibwe o-onyes is as a stowm against t-the 
waww. 

25:5 T-Thou shawt bwing down t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of stwangews, as t-the heat in a 
dwy pwace; even t-the heat with t-the shadow of a cwoud: t-the bwanch of t-the 
t-tewwibwe o-onyes shaww be b-bwought wow. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And in this mountain shaww t-the WOWD of hosts make u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe 
a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of fat things, a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of winyes on t-the wees, of fat things 
f-fuww of mawwow, of winyes on t-the wees w-weww w-wefinyed. 

25:7 And he wiww d-destwoy in this mountain t-the f-face of t-the covewing 
cast o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, and t-the vaiw that is spwead o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations. 

25:8 He wiww swawwow up death in v-victowy; and t-the Wowd GOD wiww wipe 
away teaws fwom off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faces; and t-the webuke of his peopwe shaww he 
o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken it. 

25:9 And it shaww be said in that day, Wo, this is ouw God; we have 
waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and he wiww s-save us: this is t-the WOWD; we have waited 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, we wiww be gwad and wejoice in his s-sawvation. 

25:10 Fow in this mountain shaww t-the hand of t-the WOWD west, and Moab 
shaww be twodden down undew him, even as >_> s-stwaw is twodden down (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
dunghiww. 

25:11 And he shaww spwead fowth his h-hands in t-the m-midst of t-them, as he 
that swimmeth spweadeth fowth his h-hands to swim: and he shaww bwing 
down theiw pwide togethew with t-the spoiws of theiw hands. 

25:12 And t-the fowtwess of t-the high fowt of thy wawws shaww he bwing 
down, way wow, and bwing to t-the g-gwound, even to t-the dust. 

26:1 In that day shaww this song be sung in t-the wand of Judah; We have 
a stwong c-city; sawvation wiww God appoint (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wawws and buwwawks. 

26:2 Open ye t-the gates, that t-the wighteous nyation which keepeth t-the 
twuth may entew in. 

26:3 T-Thou wiwt keep him in pewfect p-peace, whose mind is stayed on 
t-thee: because he t-twusteth in thee. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:4 Twust ye in t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the WOWD o(>ω<)o J-JEHOVAH is 
evewwasting stwength: 26:5 Fow he bwingeth down t-them that dweww on 
h-high; t-the wofty city, he wayeth it w-wow; he wayeth it wow, even to t-the 
g-gwound; he bwingeth it even to t-the dust. 

26:6 The foot shaww twead it down, even t-the feet of t-the poow, and t-the 
steps of t-the nyeedy. 

26:7 The w-way of t-the just is upwightnyess: thou, most upwight, d-dost 
weigh t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of t-the just. 

26:8 Yea, in t-the w-way of thy judgments, O-O WOWD, have we waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thee; t-the d-desiwe of ouw souw is to thy nyame, and to t-the w-wemembwance of 
thee. 

26:9 With o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw have I desiwed thee in t-the nyight; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
spiwit within m-me wiww I seek thee eawwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow when thy judgments awe in 
t-the eawth, t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wowwd wiww weawn ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

26:10 Wet favouw be shewed to t-the w-wicked, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww he nyot weawn 
wighteousnyess: in t-the wand of upwightnyess wiww he d-deaw unjustwy, and 
wiww nyot (x_x)V b-behowd t-the m-majesty of t-the WOWD. 

2-26:11 WOWD, when thy hand is w-wifted up, they wiww nyot see: but they 
shaww see, and be a-ashamed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw envy a-at t-the peopwe; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the fiwe 
of thinye enyemies shaww devouw them. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 WOWD, t-thou wiwt owdain peace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awso hast wwought 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw wowks in us. 

26:13 O-O WOWD ouw G-God, othew wowds beside thee have h-had dominyion o-ovew 
us: but by thee onwy wiww we make mention of thy nyame. 

26:14 They awe dead, they shaww nyot wive; they awe deceased, they 
shaww nyot wise: thewefowe hast t-thou v-visited and destwoyed t-them, and 
m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw memowy to pewish. 

26:15 T-Thou hast incweased t-the nyation, O-O WOWD, t-thou hast incweased t-the 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: t-thou awt gwowified: t-thou hadst w-wemoved it faw u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
ends of t-the eawth. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:16 WOWD, in twoubwe have they v-visited thee, they pouwed out a 
pwayew when thy chastenying w-was upon them. 

26:17 Wike as a woman with chiwd, that dwaweth (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the time of hew 
dewivewy, is in p-pain, and cwieth out in hew pangs; so have we b-been in 
thy s-sight, O-O WOWD. 

26:18 We have b-been with chiwd, we have b-been in p-pain, we have as it 
wewe b-bwought fowth wind; we have nyot wwought any dewivewance in t-the 
eawth; nyeithew have t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wowwd fawwen. 

26:19 Thy dead men shaww wive, togethew with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dead body shaww they 
awise. Awake and sing, ye that dweww in dust: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy dew is as t-the 
dew of hewbs, and t-the eawth shaww cast out t-the dead. 

26:20 Come, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, entew t-thou into thy chambews, and s-shut thy 
doows about t-thee: hide t-thysewf as it wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe moment, untiw 
t-the indignyation be ovewpast. 

26:21 Fow, b-behowd, t-the WOWD cometh out of his pwace to punyish t-the 
i-inhabitants of t-the eawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw i-inyiquity: t-the eawth awso shaww 
discwose hew bwood, and shaww nyo mowe covew hew swain. 

2-27:1 In that day t-the WOWD with his sowe and gweat and stwong s-swowd 
shaww punyish weviathan t-the piewcing s-sewpent, even weviathan that 
cwooked s-sewpent; and he shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the dwagon that is in t-the sea. 

27:2 In that day sing ye u-unto hew, A-A vinyeyawd of (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed winye. 

27:3 I t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do keep it; I wiww w-watew it {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (≧◡≦) m-moment: west any 
(♡°▽°♡) h-huwt it, I wiww keep it nyight and d-day. 

27:4 Fuwy is nyot in me: who w-wouwd s-set t-the bwiews and thowns against m-me 
in battwe? I w-wouwd go thwough t-them, I w-wouwd buwn t-them togethew. 

27:5 Ow wet him o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, that he may make peace with 
m-me; and he shaww make peace with me. 

2-27:6 He shaww c-cause t-them that come of J-Jacob to o(>ω<)o t-take woot: Iswaew shaww 
bwossom and bud, and fiww t-the f-face of t-the wowwd with fwuit. 

2-27:7 Hath he smitten him, as he smote those that smote h-him? ow is he 
s-swain a-accowding to t-the swaughtew of t-them that awe s-swain by h-him? 27:8 
In m-measuwe, when it shooteth fowth, t-thou wiwt debate with i-it: he 
stayeth his wough wind in t-the day of t-the east wind. 

27:9 By this thewefowe shaww t-the i-inyiquity of J-Jacob be puwged; and this 
is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fwuit to o(>ω<)o t-take away his sin; when he m-maketh (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-stonyes 
of t-the awtaw as c-chawkstonyes that awe beaten in sundew, t-the gwoves and 
images shaww nyot stand (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

27:10 Y-Yet t-the defenced city shaww be d-desowate, and t-the h-habitation 
fowsaken, and weft w-wike a wiwdewnyess: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww t-the cawf (o´∀`o) f-feed, and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww he w-wie down, and consume t-the bwanches t-theweof. 

27:11 When t-the boughs theweof awe withewed, they shaww be bwoken off: 
t-the w-women come, and s-set t-them on fiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a peopwe of nyo 
⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: thewefowe he that m-made t-them wiww nyot have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on 
t-them, and he that |･ω･) f-fowmed t-them wiww s-shew t-them nyo favouw. 

2-27:12 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the WOWD shaww beat 
off fwom t-the channyew of t-the wivew u-unto t-the stweam of Egypt, and ye 
shaww be gathewed onye by o-onye, O-O ye chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

27:13 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the gweat twumpet 
shaww be bwown, and they shaww come which wewe weady to pewish in t-the 
wand of A-Assywia, and t-the outcasts in t-the wand of Egypt, and shaww 
w-wowship t-the WOWD in t-the h-howy mount a-at Jewusawem. 

2-28:1 Woe to t-the cwown of pwide, to t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ d-dwunkawds of Ephwaim, whose 
gwowious b-beauty is a fading fwowew, which awe on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the fat 
vawweys of t-them that awe ovewcome with winye! 2-28:2 Behowd, t-the Wowd 
hath a mighty and stwong o-onye, which as a t-tempest of haiw and a 
destwoying stowm, as a fwood of mighty watews ovewfwowing, shaww cast 
down to t-the eawth with t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 The cwown of pwide, t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ d-dwunkawds of Ephwaim, shaww be twodden 
undew feet: ^-^ 2-28:4 And t-the gwowious beauty, which is on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the 
fat vawwey, shaww be a fading fwowew, and as t-the hasty fwuit befowe 
t-the s-summew; which when he that wooketh upon it seeth, whiwe it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
in his hand he eateth it (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

2-28:5 In that day shaww t-the WOWD of hosts be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a cwown of gwowy, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a diadem of beauty, u-unto t-the wesidue of his p-peopwe, 28:6 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
spiwit of j-judgment to him that sitteth in j-judgment, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwength 
to t-them that tuwn t-the battwe to t-the gate. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 But they awso have ewwed thwough winye, and thwough stwong dwink 
awe out of t-the way; t-the pwiest and t-the pwophet have ewwed thwough 
stwong dwink, they awe swawwowed up of winye, they awe out of t-the w-way 
thwough stwong dwink; they eww in vision, they stumbwe in judgment. 

(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww tabwes awe f-fuww of vomit and fiwthinyess, so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyo pwace cwean. 

28:9 Whom shaww he t-teach k-knyowwedge? and whom shaww he make to 
undewstand doctwinye? t-them that awe weanyed fwom t-the miwk, and dwawn 
fwom t-the bweasts. 

28:10 Fow pwecept (* ^ ω ^) m-must be upon pwecept, pwecept upon pwecept; winye 
upon winye, winye upon winye; hewe a wittwe, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a o(>ω<)o w-wittwe: 28:11 
Fow with s-stammewing w-wips and anyothew tongue wiww he speak to this 
peopwe. 

2-28:12 To whom he said, This is t-the w-west whewewith ye may c-cause t-the 
weawy to west; and this is t-the w-wefweshing: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they w-wouwd nyot heaw. 

(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 But t-the wowd of t-the WOWD w-was u-unto t-them pwecept upon pwecept, 
pwecept upon pwecept; winye upon winye, winye upon winye; hewe a wittwe, 
and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a wittwe; that they m-might go, and faww backwawd, and be 
bwoken, and snyawed, and taken. 

28:14 Whewefowe h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, ye scownfuw men, that w-wuwe 
this peopwe which is in Jewusawem. 

2-28:15 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have said, We have m-made a c-covenyant with d-death, and 
with heww awe we a-at agweement; when t-the ovewfwowing scouwge shaww pass 
thwough, it shaww nyot come u-unto us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have m-made wies ouw wefuge, 
and undew f-fawsehood have we hid ouwsewves: 28:16 Thewefowe thus saith 
t-the Wowd GOD, Behowd, I way in Zion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a f-foundation a stonye, a twied 
stonye, a (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious cownyew stonye, a suwe foundation: he that b-bewieveth 
shaww nyot make haste. 

28:17 (* ^ ω ^) J-Judgment awso wiww I way to t-the winye, and wighteousnyess to t-the 
p-pwummet: and t-the haiw shaww sweep away t-the wefuge of w-wies, and t-the 
watews shaww ovewfwow t-the :3 h-hiding pwace. 

28:18 And youw c-covenyant with death shaww be d-disannyuwwed, and youw 
agweement with heww shaww nyot stand; when t-the ovewfwowing scouwge 
shaww pass thwough, t-then ye shaww be twodden down by it. 

28:19 Fwom t-the time that it goeth fowth it shaww o(>ω<)o t-take you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mownying 
by mownying shaww it pass ovew, by day and by nyight: and it shaww be a 
v-vexation onwy to undewstand t-the w-wepowt. 

28:20 Fow t-the b-bed is showtew than that a man c-can s-stwetch himsewf on 
i-it: and t-the covewing nyawwowew than that he c-can wwap himsewf in it. 

2-28:21 Fow t-the WOWD shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up as in mount Pewazim, he shaww be 
wwoth as in t-the vawwey of G-Gibeon, that he may (^-^*)/ d-do his wowk, his s-stwange 
wowk; and bwing to pass his act, his s-stwange act. 

2-28:22 Nyow thewefowe be ye nyot m-mockews, west youw bands be m-made stwong: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have heawd fwom t-the Wowd GOD of hosts a consumption, even 
detewminyed upon t-the w-whowe eawth. 

28:23 Give ye eaw, and h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; h-heawken, and h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech. 

28:24 Doth t-the p-pwowman (✯◡✯) p-pwow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww day to sow? doth he open and bweak t-the 
cwods of his gwound? 28:25 When he hath m-made pwain t-the f-face t-theweof, 
doth he nyot cast a-abwoad t-the f-fitches, and scattew t-the cummin, and cast 
in t-the pwincipaw wheat and t-the appointed bawwey and t-the wie in theiw 
pwace? 28:26 Fow his God doth (=`ω´=) i-instwuct him to discwetion, and doth 
t-teach h-him. 

28:27 Fow t-the f-fitches awe nyot thweshed with a thweshing i-instwument, 
nyeithew is a c-cawt wheew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed about upon t-the c-cummin; but t-the f-fitches 
awe beaten out with a staff, and t-the cummin with a wod. 

28:28 (ノωヽ) B-Bwead cown is (⌒▽⌒)☆ b-bwuised; because he wiww nyot e-evew be thweshing it, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow bweak it with t-the wheew of his c-cawt, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwuise it with his 
howsemen. 

28:29 This awso cometh fowth fwom t-the WOWD of hosts, which is 
wondewfuw in counsew, and excewwent in w-wowking. 

2-29:1 Woe to Awiew, to Awiew, t-the city whewe David ( ╥ω╥ ) d-dwewt! a-add ye yeaw 
to yeaw; wet t-them kiww sacwifices. 

29:2 Y-Yet I wiww d-distwess Awiew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be heavinyess and 
sowwow: and it shaww be u-unto m-me as Awiew. 

29:3 And I wiww camp against thee (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and wiww way s-siege 
against thee with a mount, and I wiww w-waise fowts against thee. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 And t-thou shawt be b-bwought down, and shawt speak out of t-the 
g-gwound, and thy speech shaww be (T_T) *cries* w-wow out of t-the dust, and thy voice 
shaww be, as of onye that hath a famiwiaw spiwit, out of t-the g-gwound, 
and thy speech shaww whispew out of t-the dust. 

29:5 Moweovew t-the muwtitude of thy stwangews shaww be w-wike smaww dust, 
and t-the muwtitude of t-the t-tewwibwe o-onyes shaww be as chaff that passeth 
(☆ω☆) a-away: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, it shaww be a-at an instant suddenwy. 

2-29:6 T-Thou shawt be v-visited of t-the WOWD of hosts with thundew, and with 
eawthquake, and gweat nyoise, with stowm and tempest, and t-the fwame of 
devouwing fiwe. 

29:7 And t-the muwtitude of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations that fight against Awiew, 
even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that fight against hew and hew (-ω-、) m-munyition, and that d-distwess 
hew, shaww be as a dweam of a nyight vision. 

29:8 I-It shaww even be as when an (・_・ヾ h-hungwy man dweameth, and, b-behowd, he 
eateth; but he awaketh, and his souw is empty: ow as when a thiwsty 
man dweameth, and, b-behowd, he dwinketh; but he awaketh, and, b-behowd, 
he is faint, and his souw hath appetite: so shaww t-the muwtitude of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the nyations be, that fight against mount Z-Zion. 

29:9 Stay youwsewves, and wondew; (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy ye (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and cwy: they awe 
dwunken, but nyot with winye; they staggew, but nyot with stwong d-dwink. 

29:10 Fow t-the WOWD hath pouwed out upon you t-the spiwit of (☆▽☆) d-deep sweep, 
and hath cwosed youw eyes: t-the pwophets and youw wuwews, t-the seews 
hath he covewed. 

29:11 And t-the vision of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is become u-unto you as t-the w-wowds of a book 
that is seawed, which men d-dewivew to onye that is weawnyed, s-saying, Wead 
this, I p-pway t-thee: and he saith, I cannyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is seawed: 29:12 And 
t-the book is dewivewed to him that is nyot weawnyed, s-saying, Wead this, I 
p-pway t-thee: and he saith, I am nyot weawnyed. 

29:13 Whewefowe t-the Wowd said, Fowasmuch as this peopwe d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw m-me 
with theiw mouth, and with theiw w-wips (^-^*)/ d-do honyouw me, but have w-wemoved 
theiw heawt faw fwom me, and theiw f-feaw towawd m-me is taught by t-the 
pwecept of m-men: 2-29:14 Thewefowe, b-behowd, I wiww pwoceed to (^-^*)/ d-do a 
mawvewwous wowk among this p-peopwe, even a mawvewwous wowk and a 
ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wondew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wisdom of theiw wise men shaww pewish, and t-the 
undewstanding of theiw pwudent men shaww be h-hid. 

OwO 2-29:15 Woe u-unto t-them that seek (☆▽☆) d-deep to hide theiw counsew fwom t-the 
WOWD, and theiw wowks awe in t-the dawk, and they say, Who seeth us? and 
who k-knyoweth us? 29:16 S-Suwewy youw tuwnying of things upside down shaww 
be esteemed as t-the p-pottew's cway: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow shaww t-the wowk say of him that 
m-made it, He m-made m-me nyot? ow shaww t-the t-thing fwamed say of him that 
fwamed it, He h-had nyo u-undewstanding? 29:17 Is it nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a vewy ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
whiwe, and Webanyon shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into a f-fwuitfuw fiewd, and t-the 
f-fwuitfuw fiewd shaww be esteemed as a fowest? 29:18 And in that day 
shaww t-the deaf h-heaw t-the w-wowds of t-the b-book, and t-the eyes of t-the bwind 
shaww s-see out of obscuwity, and out of dawknyess. 

2-29:19 The meek awso shaww incwease theiw joy in t-the WOWD, and t-the poow 
among men shaww wejoice in t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. 

29:20 Fow t-the t-tewwibwe onye is b-bwought to nyought, and t-the scownyew is 
consumed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that watch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-inyiquity awe cut off: 29:21 That make 
a man an offendew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wowd, and way a snyawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that wepwoveth 
in t-the gate, and tuwn aside t-the just (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-thing of nyought. 

2-29:22 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD, who wedeemed A-Abwaham, c-concewnying 
t-the house of Jacob, J-Jacob shaww nyot nyow be a-ashamed, nyeithew shaww his 
f-face nyow wax pawe. 

29:23 But when he seeth his c-chiwdwen, t-the wowk of minye hands, in t-the 
m-midst of him, they shaww sanctify o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and sanctify t-the Howy Onye 
of Jacob, and shaww f-feaw t-the God of Iswaew. 

29:24 They awso that ewwed in spiwit shaww come to u-undewstanding, and 
they that (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed shaww weawn doctwinye. 

30:1 Woe to t-the webewwious c-chiwdwen, saith t-the WOWD, that o(>ω<)o t-take 
counsew, but nyot of m-me; and that covew with a covewing, but nyot of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
spiwit, that they may a-add sin to (*°▽°*) s-sin: 30:2 That wawk to go down into 
Egypt, and have nyot asked a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth; to stwengthen themsewves in t-the 
stwength of Phawaoh, and to t-twust in t-the shadow of Egypt! 30:3 
Thewefowe shaww t-the stwength of Phawaoh be youw shame, and t-the t-twust 
in t-the shadow of Egypt youw c-confusion. 

30:4 Fow his pwinces wewe a-at Zoan, and his (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows came to Hanyes. 

3-30:5 They wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-ashamed of a peopwe that couwd nyot pwofit t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
be an hewp (=`ω´=) n-nyow pwofit, but a shame, and awso a wepwoach. 

30:6 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the b-beasts of t-the south: into t-the wand of twoubwe 
and anguish, fwom whence come t-the young and o-owd wion, t-the vipew and 
fiewy fwying s-sewpent, they wiww cawwy theiw w-wiches upon t-the s-shouwdews 
of young asses, and theiw tweasuwes upon t-the bunches of camews, to a 
peopwe that shaww nyot pwofit them. 

30:7 Fow t-the Egyptians shaww hewp in vain, and to nyo puwpose: 
thewefowe have I cwied c-concewnying this, (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw stwength is to sit 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

30:8 Nyow go, wwite it befowe t-them in a tabwe, and nyote it in a b-book, 
that it may be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time to come (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: (*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 That this 
is a webewwious p-peopwe, wying c-chiwdwen, chiwdwen that wiww nyot h-heaw 
t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD: 30:10 W-Which say to t-the s-seews, See n-nyot; and to t-the 
pwophets, Pwophesy nyot u-unto us wight things, speak u-unto us s-smooth 
things, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy d-deceits: 3-30:11 Get you out of t-the way, tuwn aside out 
of t-the path, c-cause t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew to cease fwom befowe us. 

30:12 Whewefowe thus saith t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye despise 
this wowd, and t-twust in oppwession and pewvewsenyess, and stay theweon: 
30:13 Thewefowe this i-inyiquity shaww be to you as a bweach weady to 
faww, swewwing out in a high waww, whose bweaking cometh suddenwy a-at 
an instant. 

30:14 And he shaww bweak it as t-the bweaking of t-the (O.O) *looks away* p-pottews' vessew 
that is bwoken in pieces; he shaww nyot spawe: so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot 
be f-found in t-the buwsting of it a s-shewd to o(>ω<)o t-take fiwe fwom t-the heawth, 
ow to o(>ω<)o t-take w-watew withaw out of t-the pit. 

30:15 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew; In 
wetuwnying and w-west shaww ye be saved; in quietnyess and in confidence 
shaww be youw stwength: and ye w-wouwd n-nyot. 

30:16 But ye said, Nyo; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we wiww fwee upon howses; thewefowe shaww 
ye f-fwee: and, We wiww wide upon t-the s-swift; thewefowe shaww they that 
puwsue you be swift. 

30:17 Onye t-thousand shaww fwee a-at t-the webuke of onye; a-at t-the webuke of 
five shaww ye f-fwee: tiww ye be weft as a beacon upon t-the top of a 
mountain, and as an ensign on an hiww. 

30:18 And thewefowe wiww t-the WOWD wait, that he may be gwacious u-unto 
y-you, and thewefowe wiww he be exawted, that he may have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon 
you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is a God of judgment: bwessed awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that wait 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

3-30:19 Fow t-the peopwe shaww dweww in Zion a-at Jewusawem: t-thou shawt weep 
nyo mowe: he wiww be vewy gwacious u-unto thee a-at t-the voice of thy cwy; 
when he shaww h-heaw it, he wiww answew thee. 

30:20 And t-though t-the Wowd g-give you t-the bwead of advewsity, and t-the 
w-watew of a-affwiction, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww nyot thy teachews be w-wemoved into a 
cownyew any m-mowe, but thinye eyes shaww s-see thy teachews: 30:21 And 
thinye eaws shaww h-heaw a wowd behind thee, s-saying, This is t-the way, 
wawk ye in it, when ye tuwn to t-the wight hand, and when ye tuwn to t-the 
weft. 

30:22 Ye shaww defiwe awso t-the covewing of thy gwaven images of 
s-siwvew, and t-the ownyament of thy mowten images of gowd: t-thou shawt cast 
t-them away as a menstwuous cwoth; t-thou shawt say u-unto it, Get thee 
hence. 

3-30:23 T-Then shaww he g-give t-the wain of thy seed, that t-thou shawt sow t-the 
(^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound withaw; and bwead of t-the incwease of t-the eawth, and it shaww be 
fat and pwenteous: in that day shaww thy cattwe feed in wawge 
pastuwes. 

30:24 The oxen wikewise and t-the young asses that eaw t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound shaww 
e-eat cwean pwovendew, which hath b-been winnyowed with t-the shovew and with 
t-the fan. 

30:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high mountain, and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high 
h-hiww, (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews and stweams of watews in t-the day of t-the gweat swaughtew, 
when t-the towews faww. 

30:26 Moweovew t-the wight of t-the moon shaww be as t-the wight of t-the sun, 
and t-the wight of t-the sun shaww be sevenfowd, as t-the wight of seven 
days, in t-the day that t-the WOWD bindeth up t-the bweach of his p-peopwe, 
and heaweth t-the stwoke of theiw w-wound. 

3-30:27 Behowd, t-the nyame of t-the WOWD cometh fwom faw, b-buwnying with his 
angew, and t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden theweof is heavy: his w-wips awe f-fuww of 
i-indignyation, and his tongue as a devouwing fiwe: 3-30:28 And his bweath, 
as an ovewfwowing s-stweam, shaww w-weach to t-the m-midst of t-the nyeck, to 
sift t-the nyations with t-the sieve of vanyity: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a bwidwe 
in t-the jaws of t-the p-peopwe, causing t-them to eww. 

30:29 Ye shaww have a song, as in t-the nyight when a h-howy s-sowemnyity is 
kept; and gwadnyess of heawt, as when onye goeth with a pipe to come 
into t-the mountain of t-the WOWD, to t-the mighty Onye of Iswaew. 

3-30:30 And t-the WOWD shaww c-cause his gwowious voice to be heawd, and 
shaww s-shew t-the wighting down of his awm, with t-the indignyation of his 
angew, and with t-the fwame of a devouwing f-fiwe, with scattewing, and 
tempest, and haiwstonyes. 

3-30:31 Fow thwough t-the voice of t-the WOWD shaww t-the Assywian be beaten 
down, which smote with a wod. 

30:32 And in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace whewe t-the gwounded s-staff shaww pass, which 
t-the WOWD shaww way upon him, it shaww be with tabwets and hawps: and 
in battwes of (☆ω☆) s-shaking wiww he fight with it. 

30:33 Fow Tophet is o-owdainyed of o-owd; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king it is pwepawed; 
he hath m-made it (☆▽☆) d-deep and wawge: t-the piwe theweof is fiwe and m-much 
wood; t-the bweath of t-the WOWD, w-wike a stweam of b-bwimstonye, doth kindwe 
it. 

31:1 Woe to t-them that go down to Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) h-hewp; and stay on howses, 
and t-twust in c-chawiots, because they awe many; and in howsemen, because 
they awe vewy stwong; but they wook nyot u-unto t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew, 
nyeithew seek t-the WOWD! 3-31:2 Y-Yet he awso is w-wise, and wiww bwing eviw, 
and wiww nyot caww back his wowds: but wiww a-awise against t-the house of 
t-the eviwdoews, and against t-the hewp of t-them that wowk inyiquity. 

31:3 Nyow t-the Egyptians awe men, and nyot God; and theiw howses f-fwesh, 
and nyot spiwit. When t-the WOWD shaww s-stwetch out his hand, both he that 
hewpeth shaww faww, and he that is howpen shaww faww down, and they 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww faiw togethew. 

3-31:4 Fow thus hath t-the WOWD spoken u-unto me, Wike as t-the w-wion and t-the 
young w-wion woawing on his pwey, when a muwtitude of shephewds is 
cawwed fowth against him, he wiww nyot be afwaid of theiw voice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
abase himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of (=`ω´=) t-them: so shaww t-the WOWD of hosts come 
down to fight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mount Zion, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww t-theweof. 

31:5 As biwds fwying, so wiww t-the WOWD of hosts d-defend Jewusawem; 
defending awso he wiww d-dewivew it; and p-passing o-ovew he wiww pwesewve 
it. 

31:6 T-Tuwn ye u-unto him fwom whom t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew have deepwy 
w-wevowted. 

31:7 Fow in that day {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man shaww cast away his idows of s-siwvew, 
and his idows of gowd, which youw own h-hands have m-made u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
sin. 

31:8 T-Then shaww t-the Assywian faww with t-the swowd, nyot of a mighty man; 
and t-the swowd, nyot of a mean ^.^ m-man, shaww devouw him: but he shaww fwee 
fwom t-the swowd, and his young men shaww be discomfited. 

31:9 And he shaww pass o-ovew to his stwong h-howd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow feaw, and his 
pwinces shaww be afwaid of t-the ensign, saith t-the WOWD, whose fiwe is 
in Zion, and his fuwnyace in Jewusawem. 

32:1 Behowd, a king shaww weign in wighteousnyess, and pwinces shaww 
w-wuwe in judgment. 

32:2 And a man shaww be as an :3 h-hiding pwace fwom t-the wind, and a covewt 
fwom t-the tempest; as (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of w-watew in a dwy pwace, as t-the shadow of 
a gweat w-wock in a weawy wand. 

3-32:3 And t-the eyes of t-them that s-see shaww nyot be dim, and t-the eaws of 
t-them that h-heaw shaww h-heawken. 

3-32:4 The heawt awso of t-the wash shaww undewstand knyowwedge, and t-the 
tongue of t-the stammewews shaww be weady to speak p-pwainwy. 

3-32:5 The viwe pewson shaww be nyo mowe cawwed wibewaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the chuww 
said to be bountifuw. 

32:6 Fow t-the viwe pewson wiww speak viwwany, and his heawt wiww wowk 
inyiquity, to pwactise h-hypocwisy, and to uttew ewwow against t-the WOWD, 
to make empty t-the souw of t-the hungwy, and he wiww c-cause t-the dwink of 
t-the thiwsty to faiw. 

(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 The instwuments awso of t-the chuww awe eviw: he deviseth wicked 
devices to d-destwoy t-the poow with wying wowds, even when t-the nyeedy 
s-speaketh wight. 

3-32:8 But t-the wibewaw deviseth wibewaw things; and by wibewaw things 
shaww he stand. 

32:9 Wise up, ye w-women that awe a-at ease; h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, ye c-cawewess 
daughtews; g-give eaw u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech. 

32:10 Many days and yeaws shaww ye be twoubwed, ye c-cawewess (-ω-、) w-women: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the vintage shaww faiw, t-the gathewing shaww nyot come. 

32:11 Twembwe, ye w-women that awe a-at ease; be twoubwed, ye c-cawewess 
onyes: s-stwip y-you, and make you bawe, and giwd (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth upon youw 
woins. 

32:12 They shaww wament (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the teats, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pweasant fiewds, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the f-fwuitfuw vinye. 

32:13 Upon t-the wand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww come up thowns and (o_O) b-bwiews; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, 
upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the houses of joy in t-the j-joyous city: (＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the 
pawaces shaww be fowsaken; t-the muwtitude of t-the city shaww be weft; 
t-the fowts and towews shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dens (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, a joy of wiwd asses, 
a pastuwe of f-fwocks; 32:15 Untiw t-the spiwit be pouwed upon us fwom on 
high, and t-the wiwdewnyess be a f-fwuitfuw fiewd, and t-the f-fwuitfuw fiewd 
be c-counted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a fowest. 

3-32:16 T-Then j-judgment shaww dweww in t-the wiwdewnyess, and wighteousnyess 
wemain in t-the f-fwuitfuw fiewd. 

3-32:17 And t-the wowk of wighteousnyess shaww be peace; and t-the effect of 
wighteousnyess quietnyess and assuwance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

3-32:18 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww dweww in a peaceabwe habitation, and in suwe 
dwewwings, and in quiet (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-westing (*^‿^*) p-pwaces; 32:19 When it shaww haiw, 
coming down on t-the fowest; and t-the city shaww be (T_T) *cries* w-wow in a (T_T) *cries* w-wow pwace. 

3-32:20 Bwessed awe ye that sow beside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-watews, that send fowth 
thithew t-the feet of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox and t-the ass. 

3-33:1 Woe to thee that spoiwest, and t-thou wast nyot s-spoiwed; and deawest 
tweachewouswy, and they d-deawt nyot t-tweachewouswy with thee! when t-thou 
shawt cease to spoiw, t-thou shawt be s-spoiwed; and when t-thou shawt make 
an end to d-deaw tweachewouswy, they shaww d-deaw t-tweachewouswy with thee. 

33:2 O-O WOWD, be gwacious u-unto us; we have waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thee: be t-thou 
theiw a-awm {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mownying, ouw sawvation awso in t-the time of twoubwe. 

33:3 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the t-tumuwt t-the peopwe fwed; a-at t-the wifting up of 
t-thysewf t-the nyations wewe scattewed. 

33:4 And youw spoiw shaww be gathewed w-wike t-the gathewing of t-the 
catewpiwwew: as t-the wunnying to and fwo of wocusts shaww he w-wun upon 
them. 

3-33:5 The WOWD is e-exawted; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he d-dwewweth on high: he hath fiwwed Zion 
with j-judgment and ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

33:6 And wisdom and k-knyowwedge shaww be t-the stabiwity of thy times, and 
stwength of sawvation: t-the f-feaw of t-the WOWD is his tweasuwe. 

33:7 Behowd, theiw v-vawiant o-onyes shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy without: t-the (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows of 
peace shaww weep bittewwy. 

3-33:8 The highways w-wie waste, t-the wayfawing man ceaseth: he hath bwoken 
t-the c-covenyant, he hath (>_<) d-despised t-the cities, he wegawdeth nyo m-man. 

33:9 The eawth mouwnyeth and wanguisheth: Webanyon is a-ashamed and hewn 
down: Shawon is w-wike a wiwdewnyess; and Bashan and Cawmew s-shake off 
theiw fwuits. 

33:10 Nyow wiww I wise, saith t-the WOWD; nyow wiww I be e-exawted; nyow wiww 
I wift up mysewf. 

33:11 Ye shaww conceive chaff, ye shaww bwing fowth stubbwe: youw 
bweath, as f-fiwe, shaww devouw you. 

33:12 And t-the peopwe shaww be as t-the b-buwnyings of wime: as thowns cut 
up shaww they be buwnyed in t-the fiwe. 

33:13 Heaw, ye that awe faw off, what I have donye; and, ye that awe 
nyeaw, acknyowwedge o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my might. 

33:14 The sinnyews in Zion awe afwaid; feawfuwnyess hath suwpwised t-the 
hypocwites. Who among us shaww dweww with t-the devouwing f-fiwe? who 
among us shaww dweww with evewwasting buwnyings? 33:15 He that w-wawketh 
w-wighteouswy, and s-speaketh upwightwy; he that despiseth t-the gain of 
o-oppwessions, that shaketh his h-hands fwom howding of bwibes, that 
stoppeth his eaws fwom heawing of bwood, and shutteth his eyes fwom 
seeing eviw; 3-33:16 He shaww dweww on high: his pwace of defence shaww 
be t-the munyitions of wocks: bwead shaww be given h-him; his watews shaww 
be suwe. 

33:17 T-Thinye eyes shaww s-see t-the king in his beauty: they shaww (x_x)V b-behowd 
t-the wand that is vewy faw off. 

33:18 T-Thinye heawt shaww meditate tewwow. Whewe is t-the scwibe? whewe is 
t-the weceivew? whewe is he that c-counted t-the towews? 33:19 T-Thou shawt 
nyot s-see a fiewce p-peopwe, a peopwe of a deepew speech than t-thou c-canst 
pewceive; of a s-stammewing tongue, that t-thou c-canst nyot undewstand. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 Wook upon Zion, t-the city of ouw sowemnyities: thinye eyes shaww 
s-see Jewusawem a quiet habitation, a tabewnyacwe that shaww nyot be taken 
down; nyot onye of t-the stakes theweof shaww e-evew be w-wemoved, nyeithew 
shaww any of t-the c-cowds theweof be bwoken. 

33:21 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the gwowious WOWD wiww be u-unto us a pwace of bwoad 
(=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews and stweams; whewein shaww go nyo gawwey with oaws, nyeithew 
shaww gawwant s-ship pass theweby. 

3-33:22 Fow t-the WOWD is ouw judge, t-the WOWD is ouw wawgivew, t-the WOWD is 
ouw king; he wiww s-save us. 

33:23 Thy tackwings awe woosed; they couwd nyot w-weww stwengthen theiw 
mast, they couwd nyot spwead t-the saiw: t-then is t-the pwey of a gweat 
spoiw divided; t-the wame o(>ω<)o t-take t-the pwey. 

33:24 And t-the i-inhabitant shaww nyot say, I am sick: t-the peopwe that 
dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww be fowgiven theiw inyiquity. 

34:1 Come nyeaw, ye n-nyations, to heaw; and h-heawken, ye peopwe: wet t-the 
eawth h-heaw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein; t-the wowwd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that 
come fowth of it. 

34:2 Fow t-the indignyation of t-the WOWD is upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, and his fuwy 
upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw awmies: he hath u-uttewwy destwoyed t-them, he hath 
dewivewed t-them to t-the s-swaughtew. 

34:3 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw s-swain awso shaww be cast (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and theiw stink shaww come up 
out of theiw cawcases, and t-the mountains shaww be mewted with theiw 
bwood. 

(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven shaww be dissowved, and t-the h-heavens 
shaww be wowwed togethew as a scwoww: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw \(★ω★)/ h-host shaww faww 
down, as t-the weaf f-fawweth off fwom t-the vinye, and as a fawwing fig fwom 
t-the fig t-twee. 

34:5 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd shaww be bathed in heaven: b-behowd, it shaww come 
down upon Idumea, and upon t-the peopwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cuwse, to judgment. 

34:6 The s-swowd of t-the WOWD is fiwwed with bwood, it is m-made fat with 
fatnyess, and with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of w-wambs and goats, with t-the fat of t-the 
kidnyeys of wams: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath a sacwifice in Bozwah, and a gweat 
swaughtew in t-the wand of Idumea. 

34:7 And t-the unyicowns shaww come down with t-them, and t-the buwwocks with 
t-the buwws; and theiw wand shaww be soaked with bwood, and theiw dust 
m-made fat with f-fatnyess. 

3-34:8 Fow it is t-the day of t-the WOWD's vengeance, and t-the yeaw of 
wecompences (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the contwovewsy of Z-Zion. 

34:9 And t-the stweams theweof shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into pitch, and t-the dust 
theweof into b-bwimstonye, and t-the wand theweof shaww become b-buwnying 
pitch. 

34:10 I-It shaww nyot be quenched nyight (=`ω´=) n-nyow >_> d-day; t-the smoke theweof shaww 
go up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: fwom genyewation to genyewation it shaww w-wie w-waste; nyonye 
shaww pass thwough it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

34:11 But t-the cowmowant and t-the bittewn shaww possess it; t-the o-oww awso 
and t-the waven shaww dweww in i-it: and he shaww s-stwetch out upon it t-the 
winye of (O.O) *hugs tightly* c-confusion, and t-the s-stonyes of emptinyess. 

34:12 They shaww caww t-the nyobwes theweof to t-the k-kingdom, but nyonye 
shaww be thewe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew pwinces shaww be nyothing. 

34:13 And thowns shaww come up in hew pawaces, n-nyettwes and bwambwes in 
t-the fowtwesses theweof: and it shaww be an h-habitation of dwagons, and 
a couwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow owws. 

34:14 The wiwd b-beasts of t-the desewt shaww awso meet with t-the wiwd 
b-beasts of t-the iswand, and t-the s-satyw shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy to his fewwow; t-the 
s-scweech o-oww awso shaww w-west thewe, and f-find (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hewsewf a pwace of 
w-west. 

3-34:15 Thewe shaww t-the gweat o-oww make hew nyest, and way, and hatch, and 
gathew undew hew s-shadow: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww t-the vuwtuwes awso be gathewed, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with hew mate. 

34:16 S-Seek ye out of t-the book of t-the WOWD, and wead: nyo onye of these 
shaww faiw, nyonye shaww want hew mate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth it hath commanded, 
and his spiwit it hath gathewed them. 

34:17 And he hath cast t-the wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and his hand hath d-divided it 
u-unto t-them by winye: they shaww possess it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, fwom genyewation to 
genyewation shaww they dweww thewein. 

35:1 The wiwdewnyess and t-the sowitawy pwace shaww be gwad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them; and 
t-the desewt shaww wejoice, and bwossom as t-the (´ ∀ ` *) *screams* w-wose. 

35:2 I-It shaww bwossom abundantwy, and wejoice even with joy and 
singing: t-the gwowy of Webanyon shaww be given u-unto it, t-the excewwency 
of Cawmew and Shawon, they shaww s-see t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD, and t-the 
excewwency of ouw God. 

35:3 S-Stwengthen ye t-the weak hands, and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm t-the feebwe knyees. 

35:4 Say to t-them that awe of a feawfuw heawt, (☆▽☆) B-Be stwong, f-feaw nyot: 
b-behowd, youw God wiww come with vengeance, even God with a w-wecompence; 
he wiww come and s-save you. 

35:5 T-Then t-the eyes of t-the bwind shaww be openyed, and t-the eaws of t-the 
deaf shaww be u-unstopped. 

3-35:6 T-Then shaww t-the wame man weap as an hawt, and t-the tongue of t-the 
dumb s-sing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the wiwdewnyess shaww watews bweak (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and stweams 
in t-the desewt. 

35:7 And t-the pawched (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound shaww become a poow, and t-the thiwsty wand 
spwings of watew: in t-the h-habitation of dwagons, whewe each way, shaww 
be gwass with weeds and ♡(｡- ω -) *teleports behind you* w-wushes. 

3-35:8 And an h-highway shaww be thewe, and a way, and it shaww be cawwed 
The w-way of howinyess; t-the uncwean shaww nyot pass o-ovew it; but it shaww 
be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow those: t-the wayfawing men, t-though f-foows, shaww nyot eww thewein. 

3-35:9 N-Nyo w-wion shaww be thewe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any wavenyous beast shaww go up 
theweon, it shaww nyot be f-found thewe; but t-the wedeemed shaww wawk 
thewe: 35:10 And t-the wansomed of t-the WOWD shaww wetuwn, and come to 
Zion with s-songs and evewwasting joy upon theiw heads: they shaww 
obtain joy and gwadnyess, and sowwow and sighing shaww fwee away. 

36:1 Nyow it came to pass in t-the fouwteenth yeaw of king Hezekiah, that 
uWu S-Sennyachewib king of Assywia came up against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the defenced c-cities of 
Judah, and took them. 

3-36:2 And t-the king of Assywia sent Wabshakeh fwom Wachish to Jewusawem 
u-unto king :3 H-Hezekiah with a gweat awmy. And he s-stood by t-the conduit of 
t-the (--_--) u-uppew poow in t-the h-highway of t-the f-fuwwew's fiewd. 

36:3 T-Then came fowth u-unto him ;;w;; E-Ewiakim, Hiwkiah's son, which w-was o-ovew 
t-the h-house, and S-Shebnya t-the s-scwibe, and Joah, Asaph's son, t-the wecowdew. 

36:4 And Wabshakeh said u-unto t-them, Say ye nyow to Hezekiah, T-Thus saith 
t-the gweat king, t-the king of A-Assywia, What confidence is this whewein 
t-thou twustest? 3-36:5 I say, sayest thou, (but they awe but vain wowds) 
I have counsew and stwength (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-waw: nyow on whom d-dost t-thou twust, that 
t-thou webewwest against m-me? 36:6 Wo, t-thou twustest in t-the s-staff of 
this bwoken weed, on Egypt; wheweon if a man (o´∀`o) w-wean, it wiww go into his 
hand, and (-ω-、) p-piewce i-it: so is Phawaoh king of Egypt to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-twust in 
h-him. 

36:7 But if t-thou say to me, We t-twust in t-the WOWD ouw G-God: is it nyot 
he, whose high pwaces and whose a-awtaws :3 H-Hezekiah hath taken away, and 
said to Judah and to J-Jewusawem, Ye shaww w-wowship befowe this a-awtaw? 
36:8 Nyow thewefowe g-give p-pwedges, I p-pway thee, to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew t-the king of 
A-Assywia, and I wiww g-give thee two t-thousand howses, if t-thou be abwe on 
thy pawt to s-set widews upon them. 

36:9 How t-then wiwt t-thou tuwn away t-the f-face of onye c-captain of t-the weast 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew's sewvants, and put thy t-twust on Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow chawiots and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-howsemen? 36:10 And am I nyow come up without t-the WOWD against 
this wand to d-destwoy it? t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Go up against this 
wand, and d-destwoy it. 

36:11 T-Then said Ewiakim and S-Shebnya and Joah u-unto Wabshakeh, Speak, I 
p-pway thee, u-unto thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants in t-the S-Sywian wanguage; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we undewstand 
i-it: and speak nyot to us in t-the Jews' wanguage, in t-the eaws of t-the 
peopwe that awe on t-the waww. 

36:12 But Wabshakeh said, Hath o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mastew sent m-me to thy mastew and to 
thee to speak these wowds? hath he nyot sent m-me to t-the men that sit 
upon t-the waww, that they may e-eat theiw own dung, and dwink theiw own 
piss with y-you? 3-36:13 T-Then Wabshakeh stood, and cwied with a w-woud 
voice in t-the Jews' wanguage, and said, Heaw ye t-the w-wowds of t-the gweat 
king, t-the king of Assywia. 

36:14 T-Thus saith t-the king, Wet nyot :3 H-Hezekiah deceive you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww 
nyot be abwe to d-dewivew you. 

36:15 N-Nyeithew wet :3 H-Hezekiah make you t-twust in t-the WOWD, s-saying, The 
WOWD wiww suwewy d-dewivew us: this city shaww nyot be dewivewed into t-the 
hand of t-the king of Assywia. 

36:16 Heawken nyot to Hezekiah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus saith t-the king of A-Assywia, 
Make an agweement with m-me by a pwesent, and come out to me: and e-eat ye 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his vinye, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his fig twee, and dwink ye 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye t-the watews of his own c-cistewn; 36:17 Untiw I come and o(>ω<)o t-take 
you away to a wand w-wike youw own wand, a wand of cown and winye, a wand 
of bwead and vinyeyawds. 

36:18 Bewawe west :3 H-Hezekiah pewsuade y-you, s-saying, t-the WOWD wiww d-dewivew 
us. 

Hath any of t-the gods of t-the nyations dewivewed his wand out of t-the hand 
of t-the king of A-Assywia? 36:19 Whewe awe t-the gods of Hamath and 
(*ﾉωﾉ) A-Awphad? whewe awe t-the gods of Sephawvaim? and have they dewivewed 
Samawia out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand? 36:20 Who awe they among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gods of 
these wands, that have dewivewed theiw wand out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, that t-the 
WOWD shouwd d-dewivew Jewusawem out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand? 36:21 But they hewd 
theiw p-peace, and answewed him nyot a wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the king's commandment 
was, s-saying, Answew him n-nyot. 

3-36:22 T-Then came ;;w;; E-Ewiakim, t-the son of Hiwkiah, that w-was o-ovew t-the 
h-househowd, and S-Shebnya t-the s-scwibe, and Joah, t-the son of Asaph, t-the 
wecowdew, to :3 H-Hezekiah with theiw cwothes went, and towd him t-the w-wowds 
of W-Wabshakeh. 

37:1 And it came to pass, when king :3 H-Hezekiah heawd it, that he went 
his cwothes, and covewed himsewf with sackcwoth, and went into t-the 
house of t-the WOWD. 

37:2 And he sent ;;w;; E-Ewiakim, who w-was o-ovew t-the h-househowd, and S-Shebnya t-the 
s-scwibe, and t-the ewdews of t-the pwiests covewed with sackcwoth, u-unto 
Isaiah t-the pwophet t-the son of A-Amoz. 

3-37:3 And they said u-unto him, T-Thus saith Hezekiah, This day is a day of 
twoubwe, and of webuke, and of bwasphemy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen awe come to 
t-the biwth, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot stwength to bwing f-fowth. 

37:4 I-It may be t-the WOWD thy God wiww h-heaw t-the w-wowds of Wabshakeh, whom 
t-the king of Assywia his mastew hath sent to wepwoach t-the wiving G-God, 
and wiww wepwove t-the w-wowds which t-the WOWD thy God hath heawd: 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe wift up thy pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemnyant that is weft. 

37:5 S-So t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of king :3 H-Hezekiah came to Isaiah. 

37:6 And Isaiah said u-unto t-them, T-Thus shaww ye say u-unto youw mastew, 
T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of t-the w-wowds that t-thou hast heawd, 
whewewith t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the king of Assywia have bwasphemed me. 

37:7 Behowd, I wiww send a bwast upon him, and he shaww h-heaw a wumouw, 
and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to his own wand; and I wiww c-cause him to faww by t-the s-swowd 
in his own wand. 

37:8 S-So Wabshakeh wetuwnyed, and f-found t-the king of Assywia wawwing 
against Wibnyah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had heawd that he w-was depawted fwom Wachish. 

37:9 And he heawd say c-concewnying Tiwhakah king of Ethiopia, He is come 
fowth to make waw with thee. And when he heawd it, he sent m-messengews 
to Hezekiah, s-saying, 37:10 T-Thus shaww ye speak to :3 H-Hezekiah king of 
Judah, s-saying, Wet nyot thy G-God, in whom t-thou t-twustest, deceive thee, 
s-saying, Jewusawem shaww nyot be given into t-the hand of t-the king of 
Assywia. 

37:11 Behowd, t-thou hast heawd what t-the kings of Assywia have donye to 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands by destwoying t-them uttewwy; and shawt t-thou be dewivewed? 
37:12 H-Have t-the gods of t-the nyations dewivewed t-them which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathews 
have destwoyed, as Gozan, and Hawan, and Wezeph, and t-the chiwdwen of 
Eden which wewe in Tewassaw? 37:13 Whewe is t-the king of (^人^) H-Hamath, and 
t-the king of Awphad, and t-the king of t-the city of Sephawvaim, Henya, and 
Ivah? 3-37:14 And :3 H-Hezekiah weceived t-the wettew fwom t-the hand of t-the 
messengews, and wead i-it: and :3 H-Hezekiah went up u-unto t-the house of t-the 
WOWD, and spwead it befowe t-the WOWD. 

3-37:15 And :3 H-Hezekiah pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD, s-saying, 37:16 O-O WOWD of 
hosts, God of I-Iswaew, that dwewwest b-between t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, t-thou awt 
t-the G-God, even t-thou awonye, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth: t-thou hast 
m-made heaven and eawth. 

37:17 Incwinye thinye eaw, O-O WOWD, and heaw; open thinye eyes, O-O WOWD, 
and see: and h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of S-Sennyachewib, which hath sent to 
wepwoach t-the wiving God. 

37:18 O-Of a twuth, WOWD, t-the kings of Assywia have w-waid waste (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
n-nyations, and theiw countwies, 37:19 And have cast theiw gods into t-the 
fiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe nyo gods, but t-the wowk of men's hands, w-wood and 
stonye: thewefowe they have destwoyed them. 

37:20 Nyow thewefowe, O-O WOWD ouw G-God, s-save us fwom his hand, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth may knyow that t-thou awt t-the WOWD, even t-thou 
onwy. 

3-37:21 T-Then Isaiah t-the son of (=^ ◡ ^=) *screams* A-Amoz sent u-unto Hezekiah, s-saying, T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Wheweas t-thou hast pwayed to m-me against 
uWu S-Sennyachewib king of Assywia: 37:22 This is t-the wowd which t-the WOWD 
hath spoken c-concewnying h-him; The viwgin, t-the daughtew of Zion, hath 
(>_<) d-despised thee, and w-waughed thee to scown; t-the daughtew of Jewusawem 
hath shaken hew ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a-at thee. 

37:23 Whom hast t-thou wepwoached and bwasphemed? and against whom hast 
t-thou exawted thy voice, and w-wifted up thinye eyes on high? even against 
t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. 

37:24 By thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants hast t-thou wepwoached t-the W-Wowd, and hast said, By 
t-the muwtitude of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chawiots am I come up to t-the height of t-the 
mountains, to t-the s-sides of Webanyon; and I wiww cut down t-the taww 
cedaws t-theweof, and t-the choice fiw twees theweof: and I wiww entew 
into t-the height of his bowdew, and t-the fowest of his Cawmew. 

37:25 I have o(>ω<)o *sweats* d-digged, and dwunk watew; and with t-the sowe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet 
have I dwied up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of t-the besieged pwaces. 

37:26 Hast t-thou nyot heawd wong ago, how I have donye it; and of (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient 
times, that I have |･ω･) f-fowmed it? nyow have I b-bwought it to pass, that t-thou 
shouwdest be to way waste defenced c-cities into wuinyous heaps. 

3-37:27 Thewefowe theiw i-inhabitants wewe of smaww p-powew, they wewe 
d-dismayed and confounded: they wewe as t-the gwass of t-the fiewd, and as 
t-the gween hewb, as t-the gwass on t-the h-housetops, and as cown bwasted 
befowe it be g-gwown (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

37:28 But I knyow thy abode, and thy g-going (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and thy coming in, and 
thy wage against me. 

37:29 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thy wage against me, and thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ t-tumuwt, is come up into 
minye eaws, thewefowe wiww I put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hook in thy nyose, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwidwe in 
thy wips, and I wiww tuwn thee back by t-the w-way by which t-thou camest. 

37:30 And this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto thee, Ye shaww e-eat this yeaw such 
as g-gwoweth of itsewf; and t-the second yeaw that which s-spwingeth of t-the 
same: and in t-the thiwd yeaw sow ye, and weap, and pwant vinyeyawds, and 
e-eat t-the fwuit t-theweof. 

37:31 And t-the wemnyant that is escaped of t-the house of Judah shaww 
again o(>ω<)o t-take woot downwawd, and beaw fwuit upwawd: 37:32 Fow out of 
Jewusawem shaww go fowth a wemnyant, and they that escape out of mount 
Z-Zion: t-the zeaw of t-the WOWD of hosts shaww (^-^*)/ d-do this. 

37:33 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying t-the king of A-Assywia, He 
shaww nyot come into this city, (=`ω´=) n-nyow shoot an awwow thewe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow come 
befowe it with shiewds, (=`ω´=) n-nyow cast a bank against it. 

3-37:34 By t-the w-way that he came, by t-the same shaww he wetuwn, and shaww 
nyot come into this city, saith t-the WOWD. 

37:35 Fow I wiww d-defend this city to s-save it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye own sake, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant David's sake. 

3-37:36 T-Then t-the angew of t-the WOWD went fowth, and smote in t-the camp of 
t-the A-Assywians a hundwed and fouwscowe and five thousand: and when they 
awose eawwy in t-the m-mownying, b-behowd, they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dead cowpses. 

3-37:37 S-So uWu S-Sennyachewib king of Assywia depawted, and went and wetuwnyed, 
and d-dwewt a-at Nyinyeveh. 

37:38 And it came to pass, as he w-was wowshipping in t-the house of 
Nyiswoch his (・_・ヾ g-god, that Adwammewech and S-Shawezew his sons smote him with 
t-the swowd; and they escaped into t-the wand of o(≧▽≦)o *moans* A-Awmenyia: and Esawhaddon 
his son weignyed in his s-stead. 

38:1 In those days w-was :3 H-Hezekiah sick u-unto death. And Isaiah t-the 
pwophet t-the son of (=^ ◡ ^=) *screams* A-Amoz came u-unto him, and said u-unto him, T-Thus saith 
t-the WOWD, Set thinye house in owdew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt die, and nyot w-wive. 

38:2 T-Then :3 H-Hezekiah (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed his f-face towawd t-the waww, and pwayed u-unto 
t-the WOWD, ＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 And said, Wemembew n-nyow, O-O WOWD, I b-beseech thee, how I 
have wawked befowe thee in twuth and with a pewfect heawt, and have 
donye that which is g-good in thy sight. And :3 H-Hezekiah wept sowe. 

3-38:4 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD to Isaiah, s-saying, 3-38:5 Go, and 
say to Hezekiah, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of David thy fathew, I 
have heawd thy pwayew, I have s-seen thy teaws: b-behowd, I wiww a-add u-unto 
thy days f-fifteen yeaws. 

38:6 And I wiww d-dewivew thee and this city out of t-the hand of t-the king 
of Assywia: and I wiww d-defend this city. 

38:7 And this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto thee fwom t-the WOWD, that t-the WOWD 
wiww (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing that he hath spoken; (o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 Behowd, I wiww bwing 
again t-the shadow of t-the degwees, which is gonye down in t-the sun diaw of 
Ahaz, t-ten degwees b-backwawd. S-So t-the sun wetuwnyed t-ten degwees, by which 
degwees it w-was gonye down. 

38:9 The w-wwiting of :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah, when he h-had b-been sick, and 
w-was wecovewed of his sicknyess: 3-38:10 I said in t-the cutting off of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
days, I shaww go to t-the gates of t-the gwave: I am (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ d-depwived of t-the 
wesidue of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my yeaws. 

38:11 I said, I shaww nyot s-see t-the WOWD, even t-the WOWD, in t-the wand of 
t-the wiving: I shaww (x_x)V b-behowd man nyo mowe with t-the i-inhabitants of t-the 
wowwd. 

3-38:12 M-Minye age is depawted, and is w-wemoved fwom m-me as a shephewd's 
tent: I have cut off w-wike a weavew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife: he wiww cut m-me off with 
pinying sicknyess: fwom day even to nyight wiwt t-thou make an end of me. 

♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 I w-weckonyed tiww m-mownying, that, as a wion, so wiww he bweak (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bonyes: fwom day even to nyight wiwt t-thou make an end of me. 

38:14 Wike a cwanye ow a s-swawwow, so did I chattew: I did m-mouwn as a 
d-dove: minye eyes faiw with wooking upwawd: O-O WOWD, I am oppwessed; 
undewtake (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

38:15 What shaww I say? he hath both spoken u-unto me, and himsewf hath 
donye i-it: I shaww go softwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my yeaws in t-the bittewnyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. 

38:16 O-O WOWD, by these things men wive, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things is t-the 
wife of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit: so wiwt t-thou wecovew me, and make m-me to w-wive. 

38:17 Behowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace I h-had gweat b-bittewnyess: but t-thou hast in wove 
to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw dewivewed it fwom t-the p-pit of c-cowwuption: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast cast 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sins behind thy back. 

3-38:18 Fow t-the gwave c-cannyot pwaise thee, death c-can nyot cewebwate t-thee: 
they that go down into t-the p-pit c-cannyot hope (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy twuth. 

38:19 The wiving, t-the wiving, he shaww pwaise thee, as I (^-^*)/ d-do this day: 
t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew to t-the chiwdwen shaww make knyown thy twuth. 

38:20 The WOWD w-was weady to s-save me: thewefowe we wiww sing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-songs 
to t-the s-stwinged instwuments (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of ouw wife in t-the house of 
t-the WOWD. 

38:21 Fow Isaiah h-had said, Wet t-them o(>ω<)o t-take a wump of f-figs, and way it 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwaistew upon t-the b-boiw, and he shaww wecovew. 

3-38:22 :3 H-Hezekiah awso h-had said, What is t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign that I shaww go up to 
t-the house of t-the WOWD? 39:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time Mewodachbawadan, t-the son of 
B-Bawadan, king of Babywon, sent wettews and a pwesent to Hezekiah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
he h-had heawd that he h-had b-been sick, and w-was wecovewed. 

3-39:2 And :3 H-Hezekiah w-was gwad of t-them, and shewed t-them t-the house of his 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things, t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, and t-the spices, and t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious ointment, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of his a-awmouw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was 
f-found in his (^人^) *twerks* t-tweasuwes: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyothing in his h-house, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
dominyion, that :3 H-Hezekiah shewed t-them n-nyot. 

39:3 T-Then came Isaiah t-the pwophet u-unto king Hezekiah, and said u-unto 
him, What said these men? and fwom whence came they u-unto thee? And 
:3 H-Hezekiah said, They awe come fwom a faw c-countwy u-unto me, even fwom 
Babywon. 

39:4 T-Then said he, What have they s-seen in thinye house? And :3 H-Hezekiah 
answewed, Aww that is in minye house have they seen: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing 
among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tweasuwes that I have nyot shewed them. 

39:5 T-Then said Isaiah to Hezekiah, Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD of h-hosts: 
39:6 Behowd, t-the days come, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in thinye h-house, and that 
which thy f-fathews have w-waid up in stowe untiw this day, shaww be 
cawwied to |･ω･) B-Babywon: nyothing shaww be weft, saith t-the WOWD. 

39:7 And of thy sons that shaww i-issue fwom thee, which t-thou shawt 
beget, shaww they o(>ω<)o t-take away; and they shaww be eunyuchs in t-the pawace 
of t-the king of Babywon. 

3-39:8 T-Then said :3 H-Hezekiah to Isaiah, Good is t-the wowd of t-the WOWD which 
t-thou hast spoken. He said moweovew, Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be peace and twuth 
in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days. 

40:1 Comfowt ye, comfowt ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, saith youw God. 

40:2 Speak ye comfowtabwy to J-Jewusawem, and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto hew, that hew 
wawfawe is a-accompwished, that hew i-inyiquity is pawdonyed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath 
weceived of t-the WOWD's hand d-doubwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew sins. 

40:3 The voice of him that cwieth in t-the wiwdewnyess, Pwepawe ye t-the 
w-way of t-the WOWD, make stwaight in t-the desewt a h-highway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw God. 

40:4 Evewy vawwey shaww be exawted, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mountain and (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww shaww 
be m-made wow: and t-the cwooked shaww be m-made (＃￣ω￣) s-stwaight, and t-the wough 
pwaces pwain: 40:5 And t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD shaww be weveawed, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh shaww s-see it togethew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mouth of t-the WOWD hath spoken 
it. 

40:6 The voice said, Cwy. And he said, What shaww I cwy? Aww fwesh is 
gwass, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the goodwinyess theweof is as t-the fwowew of t-the fiewd: 
40:7 The gwass witheweth, t-the fwowew fadeth: because t-the spiwit of t-the 
WOWD bwoweth upon i-it: suwewy t-the peopwe is gwass. 

40:8 The gwass witheweth, t-the fwowew fadeth: but t-the wowd of ouw God 
shaww stand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

4-40:9 O-O Zion, that b-bwingest g-good tidings, get thee up into t-the high 
mountain; O-O J-Jewusawem, that b-bwingest g-good tidings, wift up thy voice 
with stwength; wift it up, be nyot afwaid; say u-unto t-the c-cities of 
Judah, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd youw G-God! 40:10 Behowd, t-the Wowd GOD wiww come with 
stwong hand, and his a-awm shaww w-wuwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him: b-behowd, his wewawd is 
with him, and his wowk befowe h-him. 

40:11 He shaww feed his fwock w-wike a shephewd: he shaww gathew t-the 
w-wambs with his awm, and cawwy t-them in his bosom, and shaww gentwy wead 
those that awe with young. 

40:12 Who hath measuwed t-the watews in t-the howwow of his hand, and 
OwO m-meted out heaven with t-the s-span, and compwehended t-the dust of t-the eawth 
in a m-measuwe, and weighed t-the mountains in s-scawes, and t-the hiwws in a 
b-bawance? 40:13 Who hath diwected t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD, ow being his 
counsewwow hath taught h-him? 40:14 With whom took he counsew, and who 
instwucted him, and taught him in t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path of j-judgment, and taught him 
knyowwedge, and shewed to him t-the w-way of u-undewstanding? 4-40:15 Behowd, 
t-the nyations awe as a dwop of a bucket, and awe c-counted as t-the smaww 
dust of t-the bawance: b-behowd, he taketh up t-the iswes as a vewy ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
thing. 

40:16 And Webanyon is nyot sufficient to (^人^) b-buwn, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the b-beasts theweof 
sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

40:17 Aww nyations befowe him awe as nyothing; and they awe c-counted to 
him w-wess than nyothing, and vanyity. 

40:18 To whom t-then wiww ye wiken God? ow what wikenyess wiww ye (o-_-o) c-compawe 
u-unto h-him? 40:19 The w-wowkman mewteth a gwaven image, and t-the g-gowdsmith 
spweadeth it o-ovew with gowd, and casteth s-siwvew (*^.^*) c-chains. 

40:20 He that is so i-impovewished that he hath nyo obwation c-chooseth a 
twee that wiww nyot wot; he seeketh u-unto him a cunnying w-wowkman to 
p-pwepawe a gwaven image, that shaww nyot be moved. 

40:21 H-Have ye nyot k-knyown? have ye nyot heawd? hath it nyot b-been towd you 
fwom t-the (*≧ω≦*) *cries* b-beginnying? have ye nyot undewstood fwom t-the foundations of t-the 
eawth? 40:22 I-It is he that sitteth upon t-the ciwcwe of t-the eawth, and 
t-the i-inhabitants theweof awe as gwasshoppews; that stwetcheth out t-the 
h-heavens as a c-cuwtain, and spweadeth t-them out as a >_> t-tent to dweww in: 
40:23 That bwingeth t-the pwinces to nyothing; he m-maketh t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of 
t-the eawth as vanyity. 

40:24 Yea, they shaww nyot be pwanted; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they shaww nyot be sown: 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, theiw stock shaww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take woot in t-the eawth: and he shaww awso 
b-bwow upon t-them, and they shaww withew, and t-the whiwwwind shaww o(>ω<)o t-take 
t-them away as (^ω~) *shuffles closer* s-stubbwe. 

40:25 To whom t-then wiww ye wiken me, ow shaww I be equaw? saith t-the 
Howy Onye. 

40:26 W-Wift up youw eyes on high, and (x_x)V b-behowd who hath cweated these 
things, that bwingeth out theiw \(★ω★)/ h-host by n-nyumbew: he cawweth t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww by 
nyames by t-the gweatnyess of his might, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that he is stwong in powew; 
nyot onye f-faiweth. 

4-40:27 Why sayest thou, O-O Jacob, and speakest, O-O I-Iswaew, My w-way is hid 
fwom t-the WOWD, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment is passed o-ovew fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God? 4-40:28 Hast 
t-thou nyot k-knyown? hast t-thou nyot heawd, that t-the evewwasting G-God, t-the 
WOWD, t-the C-Cweatow of t-the ends of t-the eawth, fainteth nyot, nyeithew is 
w-weawy? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo seawching of his undewstanding. 

40:29 He giveth p-powew to t-the faint; and to t-them that have nyo m-might he 
incweaseth s-stwength. 

40:30 Even t-the y-youths shaww f-faint and be weawy, and t-the young men 
shaww u-uttewwy faww: 40:31 But they that wait upon t-the WOWD shaww wenyew 
theiw stwength; they shaww mount up with w-wings as eagwes; they shaww 
wun, and nyot be w-weawy; and they shaww wawk, and nyot faint. 

4-41:1 Keep siwence befowe me, O-O iswands; and wet t-the peopwe wenyew theiw 
stwength: wet t-them come n-nyeaw; t-then wet t-them speak: wet us come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
togethew to judgment. 

41:2 Who waised up t-the wighteous man fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, cawwed him to his 
foot, gave t-the nyations befowe him, and m-made him w-wuwe o-ovew kings? he 
gave t-them as t-the dust to his swowd, and as dwiven s-stubbwe to his b-bow. 

41:3 He puwsued t-them, and passed s-safewy; even by t-the w-way that he h-had 
nyot gonye with his feet. 

41:4 Who hath wwought and donye it, cawwing t-the genyewations fwom t-the 
(*≧ω≦*) *cries* b-beginnying? I t-the WOWD, t-the fiwst, and with t-the wast; I am he. 

41:5 The iswes saw it, and f-feawed; t-the ends of t-the eawth wewe afwaid, 
dwew nyeaw, and came. 

41:6 They hewped {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his nyeighbouw; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye said to his 
bwothew, (☆▽☆) B-Be of g-good couwage. 

4-41:7 S-So t-the cawpentew encouwaged t-the gowdsmith, and he that s-smootheth 
with t-the hammew him that smote t-the anviw, s-saying, I-It is weady (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
sodewing: and he (o-_-o) f-fastenyed it with nyaiws, that it shouwd nyot be moved. 

41:8 But thou, I-Iswaew, awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, J-Jacob whom I have chosen, t-the 
seed of A-Abwaham o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwiend. 

41:9 T-Thou whom I have taken fwom t-the ends of t-the eawth, and cawwed 
thee fwom t-the chief men t-theweof, and said u-unto thee, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sewvant; I have chosen thee, and nyot cast thee away. 

41:10 Feaw t-thou n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with t-thee: be nyot dismayed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am thy 
G-God: I wiww stwengthen thee; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww hewp thee; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww uphowd 
thee with t-the wight hand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

4-41:11 Behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that wewe incensed against thee shaww be 
a-ashamed and confounded: they shaww be as nyothing; and they that stwive 
with thee shaww pewish. 

41:12 T-Thou shawt seek t-them, and shawt nyot f-find t-them, even t-them that 
(♡°▽°♡) c-contended with t-thee: they that waw against thee shaww be as nyothing, 
and as a t-thing of nyought. 

4-41:13 Fow I t-the WOWD thy God wiww h-howd thy wight hand, saying u-unto 
thee, Feaw n-nyot; I wiww hewp thee. 

41:14 Feaw nyot, t-thou wowm Jacob, and ye men of I-Iswaew; I wiww hewp 
thee, saith t-the WOWD, and thy wedeemew, t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. 

41:15 Behowd, I wiww make thee a nyew shawp thweshing instwument h-having 
teeth: t-thou shawt t-thwesh t-the mountains, and beat t-them s-smaww, and shawt 
make t-the hiwws as chaff. 

41:16 T-Thou shawt fan t-them, and t-the wind shaww cawwy t-them away, and t-the 
whiwwwind shaww scattew (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-thou shawt wejoice in t-the WOWD, and 
shawt gwowy in t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. 

41:17 When t-the poow and nyeedy seek watew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is n-nyonye, and theiw 
tongue faiweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thiwst, I t-the WOWD wiww h-heaw t-them, I t-the God of 
Iswaew wiww nyot fowsake them. 

4-41:18 I wiww open (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews in high pwaces, and fountains in t-the m-midst of 
t-the vawweys: I wiww make t-the wiwdewnyess a poow of watew, and t-the dwy 
wand spwings of watew. 

41:19 I wiww pwant in t-the wiwdewnyess t-the c-cedaw, t-the s-shittah twee, and 
t-the mywtwe, and t-the oiw twee; I wiww s-set in t-the desewt t-the fiw twee, 
and t-the pinye, and t-the box twee togethew: 41:20 That they may see, and 
knyow, and considew, and undewstand togethew, that t-the hand of t-the WOWD 
hath donye this, and t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew hath cweated it. 

41:21 Pwoduce youw cause, saith t-the WOWD; bwing fowth youw stwong 
weasons, saith t-the King of Jacob. 

41:22 Wet t-them bwing t-them fowth, and s-shew us what shaww happen: wet 
t-them s-shew t-the f-fowmew things, what they be, that we may considew t-them, 
and knyow t-the wattew end of t-them; ow decwawe us things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to come. 

(T_T) 4-41:23 Shew t-the things that awe to come heweaftew, that we may knyow 
that ye awe gods: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, ow (^-^*)/ d-do eviw, that we may be dismayed, 
and (x_x)V b-behowd it togethew. 

41:24 Behowd, ye awe of nyothing, and youw wowk of nyought: an 
a-abominyation is he that c-chooseth you. 

4-41:25 I have waised up onye fwom t-the nyowth, and he shaww c-come: fwom t-the 
wising of t-the sun shaww he caww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: and he shaww come upon 
pwinces as upon mowtew, and as t-the pottew tweadeth cway. 

41:26 Who hath d-decwawed fwom t-the beginnying, that we may k-knyow? and 
befowetime, that we may say, He is w-wighteous? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that 
sheweth, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that decwaweth, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that 
heaweth youw wowds. 

41:27 The fiwst shaww say to Zion, Behowd, (x_x)V b-behowd (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww 
g-give to Jewusawem onye that bwingeth g-good tidings. 

41:28 Fow I behewd, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo man; even among t-them, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was nyo c-counsewwow, that, when I asked of t-them, couwd answew a wowd. 

41:29 Behowd, they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww vanyity; theiw wowks awe nyothing: theiw 
mowten images awe wind and c-confusion. 

42:1 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, whom I uphowd; minye ewect, in whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw 
dewighteth; I have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit upon him: he shaww bwing fowth 
j-judgment to t-the Gentiwes. 

42:2 He shaww nyot cwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wift up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-cause his voice to be heawd in 
t-the stweet. 

4-42:3 A-A bwuised weed shaww he nyot bweak, and t-the smoking fwax shaww he 
nyot quench: he shaww bwing fowth j-judgment u-unto twuth. 

42:4 He shaww nyot faiw (=`ω´=) n-nyow be discouwaged, tiww he have s-set j-judgment 
in t-the eawth: and t-the iswes shaww wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his waw. 

4-42:5 T-Thus saith God t-the WOWD, he that cweated t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and 
stwetched t-them out; he that spwead fowth t-the eawth, and that which 
cometh out of it; he that giveth bweath u-unto t-the peopwe upon it, and 
spiwit to t-them that wawk thewein: 42:6 I t-the WOWD have cawwed thee in 
wighteousnyess, and wiww h-howd thinye hand, and wiww keep thee, and g-give 
thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-covenyant of t-the p-peopwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wight of t-the Gentiwes; 42:7 
To open t-the bwind eyes, to bwing out t-the pwisonyews fwom t-the pwison, 
and t-them that sit in dawknyess out of t-the pwison house. 

42:8 I am t-the WOWD: that is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy wiww I nyot g-give to 
anyothew, nyeithew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwaise to gwaven images. 

42:9 Behowd, t-the f-fowmew things awe come to pass, and nyew things (^-^*)/ d-do I 
d-decwawe: befowe they spwing fowth I teww you of them. 

4-42:10 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD a nyew song, and his pwaise fwom t-the end of 
t-the eawth, ye that go down to t-the sea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein; t-the 
iswes, and t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof. 

42:11 Wet t-the wiwdewnyess and t-the c-cities theweof wift up theiw voice, 
t-the v-viwwages that K-Kedaw doth inhabit: wet t-the i-inhabitants of t-the w-wock 
sing, wet t-them shout fwom t-the top of t-the mountains. 

42:12 Wet t-them g-give gwowy u-unto t-the WOWD, and decwawe his pwaise in t-the 
iswands. 

42:13 The WOWD shaww go fowth as a mighty ^.^ m-man, he shaww stiw up 
jeawousy w-wike a man of w-waw: he shaww cwy, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, woaw; he shaww pwevaiw 
against his enyemies. 

42:14 I have wong time howden o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peace; I have b-been stiww, and 
wefwainyed mysewf: nyow wiww I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy w-wike a twavaiwing woman; I wiww 
d-destwoy and devouw a-at once. 

42:15 I wiww make waste mountains and h-hiwws, and dwy up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
hewbs; and I wiww make t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews iswands, and I wiww dwy up t-the 
p-poows. 

42:16 And I wiww bwing t-the bwind by a w-way that they knyew n-nyot; I wiww 
wead t-them in paths that they have nyot knyown: I wiww make dawknyess 
wight befowe t-them, and cwooked things stwaight. These things wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do 
u-unto t-them, and nyot fowsake them. 

42:17 They shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, they shaww be gweatwy a-ashamed, that 
t-twust in gwaven images, that say to t-the mowten images, Ye awe ouw 
gods. 

42:18 Heaw, ye deaf; and wook, ye bwind, that ye may see. 

42:19 Who is bwind, but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant? ow deaf, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my messengew that I 
sent? who is bwind as he that is p-pewfect, and bwind as t-the WOWD's 
sewvant? 42:20 Seeing many things, but t-thou obsewvest n-nyot; openying 
t-the eaws, but he heaweth n-nyot. 

42:21 The WOWD is w-weww pweased (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wighteousnyess' sake; he wiww 
magnyify t-the w-waw, and make it \(★ω★)/ h-honyouwabwe. 

42:22 But this is a peopwe w-wobbed and s-spoiwed; they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them 
snyawed in howes, and they awe hid in pwison houses: they awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
pwey, and nyonye dewiveweth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a spoiw, and nyonye saith, Westowe. 

42:23 Who among you wiww g-give eaw to t-this? who wiww heawken and h-heaw 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time to come? 42:24 Who gave J-Jacob (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a spoiw, and Iswaew to 
t-the wobbews? did nyot t-the WOWD, he against whom we have sinnyed? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they w-wouwd nyot wawk in his ways, nyeithew wewe they xDD o-obedient u-unto his 
waw. 

42:25 Thewefowe he hath pouwed upon him t-the fuwy of his angew, and t-the 
stwength of |･ω･) b-battwe: and it hath s-set him on fiwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he 
knyew n-nyot; and it buwnyed him, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he w-waid it nyot to heawt. 

43:1 But nyow thus saith t-the WOWD that cweated thee, O-O Jacob, and he 
that |･ω･) f-fowmed thee, O-O I-Iswaew, Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have wedeemed thee, I have 
cawwed thee by thy nyame; t-thou awt minye. 

43:2 When t-thou passest thwough t-the w-watews, I wiww be with thee; and 
thwough t-the wivews, they shaww nyot ovewfwow t-thee: when t-thou wawkest 
thwough t-the f-fiwe, t-thou shawt nyot be buwnyed; nyeithew shaww t-the fwame 
kindwe upon thee. 

43:3 Fow I am t-the WOWD thy G-God, t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew, thy Saviouw: I 
gave Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy w-wansom, E-Ethiopia and Seba (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. 

4-43:4 Since t-thou wast (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, t-thou hast b-been honyouwabwe, 
and I have woved t-thee: thewefowe wiww I g-give men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and peopwe 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wife. 

43:5 Feaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with t-thee: I wiww bwing thy seed fwom t-the 
(o^ ^o)/ e-east, and gathew thee fwom t-the w-west; 43:6 I wiww say to t-the nyowth, 
Give up; and to t-the south, Keep nyot back: bwing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sons fwom faw, and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtews fwom t-the ends of t-the eawth; 43:7 Even {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is 
cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have cweated him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy, I have |･ω･) f-fowmed 
h-him; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I have m-made h-him. 

43:8 Bwing fowth t-the bwind peopwe that have eyes, and t-the deaf that 
have eaws. 

43:9 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations be gathewed togethew, and wet t-the peopwe be 
assembwed: who among t-them c-can decwawe this, and s-shew us f-fowmew (o^▽^o) t-things? 
wet t-them bwing fowth theiw witnyesses, that they may be justified: ow 
wet t-them h-heaw, and say, I-It is twuth. 

43:10 Ye awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my witnyesses, saith t-the WOWD, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant whom I have 
c-chosen: that ye may knyow and bewieve me, and undewstand that I am he: 
befowe m-me (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo God fowmed, nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be aftew me. 

43:11 I, even I, am t-the WOWD; and beside m-me (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo saviouw. 

43:12 I have decwawed, and have saved, and I have shewed, when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was nyo s-stwange (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god among you: thewefowe ye awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my witnyesses, saith t-the 
WOWD, that I am God. 

4-43:13 Yea, befowe t-the day w-was I am h-he; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that c-can 
d-dewivew out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand: I wiww wowk, and who shaww wet it? 43:14 T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD, youw wedeemew, t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew; Fow youw sake I 
have sent to Babywon, and have b-bwought down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw n-nyobwes, and t-the 
C-Chawdeans, whose (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy is in t-the s-ships. 

4-43:15 I am t-the WOWD, youw Howy Onye, t-the cweatow of I-Iswaew, youw King. 

4-43:16 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, which m-maketh a w-way in t-the sea, and a ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *screams* p-path 
in t-the mighty watews; 43:17 W-Which bwingeth fowth t-the chawiot and 
h-howse, t-the awmy and t-the powew; they shaww w-wie down togethew, they 
shaww nyot wise: they awe e-extinct, they awe quenched as (o_O) t-tow. 

43:18 Wemembew ye nyot t-the f-fowmew things, nyeithew considew t-the things 
of owd. 

4-43:19 Behowd, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do a nyew thing; nyow it shaww spwing fowth; shaww 
ye nyot knyow it? I wiww even make a w-way in t-the wiwdewnyess, and (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews 
in t-the desewt. 

43:20 The beast of t-the fiewd shaww honyouw me, t-the dwagons and t-the 
owws: because I g-give watews in t-the wiwdewnyess, and (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews in t-the 
desewt, to g-give dwink to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chosen. 

43:21 This peopwe have I |･ω･) f-fowmed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf; they shaww s-shew fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pwaise. 

43:22 But t-thou hast nyot cawwed upon me, O-O Jacob; but t-thou hast b-been 
weawy of me, O-O Iswaew. 

43:23 T-Thou hast nyot b-bwought m-me t-the smaww cattwe of thy buwnt 
offewings; nyeithew hast t-thou h-honyouwed m-me with thy sacwifices. I have 
nyot caused thee to sewve with an o-offewing, (=`ω´=) n-nyow weawied thee with 
incense. 

43:24 T-Thou hast bought m-me nyo sweet canye with monyey, nyeithew hast t-thou 
fiwwed m-me with t-the fat of thy s-sacwifices: but t-thou hast m-made m-me to 
sewve with thy sins, t-thou hast weawied m-me with thinye inyiquities. 

43:25 I, even I, am he that b-bwotteth out thy twansgwessions (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye 
own sake, and wiww nyot (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thy sins. 

43:26 Put m-me in wemembwance: wet us pwead togethew: decwawe thou, that 
t-thou mayest be justified. 

43:27 Thy fiwst o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath sinnyed, and thy teachews have twansgwessed 
against me. 

43:28 Thewefowe I have pwofanyed t-the pwinces of t-the s-sanctuawy, and have 
given J-Jacob to t-the cuwse, and Iswaew to w-wepwoaches. 

44:1 Y-Yet nyow h-heaw, O-O J-Jacob o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant; and I-Iswaew, whom I have c-chosen: 
44:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD that m-made thee, and |･ω･) f-fowmed thee fwom t-the 
womb, which wiww hewp thee; Feaw nyot, O-O Jacob, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant; and thou, 
J-Jesuwun, whom I have chosen. 

44:3 Fow I wiww p-pouw w-watew upon him that is t-thiwsty, and fwoods upon 
t-the dwy gwound: I wiww p-pouw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit upon thy seed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwessing 
upon thinye offspwing: 44:4 And they shaww spwing up as among t-the 
gwass, as wiwwows by t-the w-watew couwses. 

44:5 Onye shaww say, I am t-the ♡(｡- ω -) W-WOWD's; and anyothew shaww caww himsewf by 
t-the nyame of Jacob; and anyothew shaww subscwibe with his hand u-unto t-the 
WOWD, and suwnyame himsewf by t-the nyame of Iswaew. 

4-44:6 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD t-the King of I-Iswaew, and his (o^▽^o) w-wedeemew t-the WOWD 
of hosts; I am t-the fiwst, and I am t-the wast; and beside m-me (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo 
God. 

44:7 And who, as I, shaww caww, and shaww decwawe it, and s-set it in 
owdew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, since I appointed t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient peopwe? and t-the things 
that awe coming, and shaww come, wet t-them s-shew u-unto them. 

44:8 Feaw ye nyot, nyeithew be afwaid: have nyot I towd thee fwom that 
time, and have d-decwawed it? ye awe even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my witnyesses. Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a God 
beside m-me? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God; I knyow nyot any. 

44:9 They that make a gwaven i-image awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them vanyity; and theiw 
dewectabwe things shaww nyot p-pwofit; and they awe theiw own witnyesses; 
they s-see nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow knyow; that they may be a-ashamed. 

4-44:10 Who hath |･ω･) f-fowmed a (・_・ヾ g-god, ow mowten a gwaven i-image that is 
pwofitabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow n-nyothing? 44:11 Behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fewwows shaww be 
ashamed: and t-the wowkmen, they awe of m-men: wet t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be gathewed 
togethew, wet t-them stand up; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they shaww feaw, and they shaww be 
a-ashamed togethew. 

44:12 The s-smith with t-the tongs both w-wowketh in t-the coaws, and 
fashionyeth it with h-hammews, and w-wowketh it with t-the stwength of his 
awms: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he is hungwy, and his stwength faiweth: he dwinketh nyo 
watew, and is faint. 

44:13 The cawpentew stwetcheth out his wuwe; he mawketh it out with a 
winye; he fitteth it with pwanyes, and he mawketh it out with t-the 
compass, and m-maketh it aftew t-the figuwe of a ^.^ m-man, a-accowding to t-the 
b-beauty of a man; that it may wemain in t-the house. 

44:14 He heweth him down cedaws, and taketh t-the cypwess and t-the oak, 
which he s-stwengthenyeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf among t-the twees of t-the fowest: he 
pwanteth an ash, and t-the wain doth nyouwish it. 

44:15 T-Then shaww it be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man to buwn: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-theweof, 
and wawm himsewf; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he kindweth it, and baketh bwead; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he 
m-maketh a (・_・ヾ g-god, and wowshippeth it; he m-maketh it a gwaven image, and 
f-fawweth down theweto. 

(o_O) 4-44:16 He buwnyeth pawt theweof in t-the fiwe; with pawt theweof he eateth 
fwesh; he woasteth woast, and is satisfied: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, he wawmeth himsewf, 
and saith, Aha, I am wawm, I have s-seen t-the fiwe: 4-44:17 And t-the wesidue 
theweof he m-maketh a (・_・ヾ g-god, even his gwaven image: he f-fawweth down u-unto 
it, and wowshippeth it, and p-pwayeth u-unto it, and saith, D-Dewivew m-me; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my god. 

44:18 They have nyot knyown (=`ω´=) n-nyow u-undewstood: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath s-shut theiw eyes, 
that they c-cannyot see; and theiw heawts, that they c-cannyot undewstand. 

44:19 And nyonye consideweth in his heawt, nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe k-knyowwedge 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow undewstanding to say, I have buwnyed pawt of it in t-the fiwe; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, 
awso I have baked bwead upon t-the coaws t-theweof; I have woasted f-fwesh, 
and eaten i-it: and shaww I make t-the wesidue theweof an abominyation? 
shaww I faww down to t-the stock of a twee? 44:20 He feedeth on ashes: 
a d-deceived heawt hath (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed him aside, that he c-cannyot d-dewivew his 
s-souw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow say, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot a w-wie in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand? (≧◡≦) 4-44:21 Wemembew 
these, O-O J-Jacob and I-Iswaew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant: I have |･ω･) f-fowmed 
thee; t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant: O-O I-Iswaew, t-thou shawt nyot be fowgotten of 
me. 

44:22 I have bwotted (* ^ ω ^) o-out, as a thick c-cwoud, thy twansgwessions, and, 
as a c-cwoud, thy (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have wedeemed thee. 

44:23 Sing, O-O ye heavens; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath donye i-it: shout, ye w-wowew 
pawts of t-the eawth: bweak fowth into s-singing, ye mountains, O-O f-fowest, 
and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee thewein: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath wedeemed Jacob, and 
gwowified himsewf in Iswaew. 

4-44:24 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, thy wedeemew, and he that |･ω･) f-fowmed thee fwom 
t-the womb, I am t-the WOWD that m-maketh (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; that stwetcheth fowth 
t-the h-heavens awonye; that spweadeth a-abwoad t-the eawth by mysewf; 44:25 
That fwustwateth t-the tokens of t-the w-wiaws, and m-maketh divinyews m-mad; 
that tuwnyeth wise men backwawd, and m-maketh theiw k-knyowwedge foowish; 
44:26 That confiwmeth t-the wowd of his s-sewvant, and p-pewfowmeth t-the 
counsew of his messengews; that saith to J-Jewusawem, T-Thou shawt be 
inhabited; and to t-the c-cities of Judah, Ye shaww be buiwt, and I wiww 
w-waise up t-the d-decayed pwaces theweof: 44:27 That saith to t-the deep, (☆▽☆) B-Be 
dwy, and I wiww dwy up thy wivews: 44:28 That saith of Cywus, He is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-shephewd, and shaww pewfowm (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pweasuwe: even saying to J-Jewusawem, 
T-Thou shawt be buiwt; and to t-the t-tempwe, Thy f-foundation shaww be w-waid. 

4-45:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD to his anyointed, to Cywus, whose wight hand I 
have howden, to subdue nyations befowe h-him; and I wiww woose t-the woins 
of kings, to open befowe him t-the two :33 *looks away* w-weaved gates; and t-the gates shaww 
nyot be s-shut; 45:2 I wiww go befowe thee, and make t-the cwooked pwaces 
stwaight: I wiww bweak in pieces t-the gates of b-bwass, and cut in sundew 
t-the baws of iwon: 4-45:3 And I wiww g-give thee t-the tweasuwes of dawknyess, 
and ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden w-wiches of secwet pwaces, that t-thou mayest knyow that I, t-the 
WOWD, which caww thee by thy nyame, am t-the God of Iswaew. 

45:4 Fow J-Jacob o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant's sake, and Iswaew minye ewect, I have even 
cawwed thee by thy nyame: I have s-suwnyamed thee, t-though t-thou hast nyot 
knyown me. 

45:5 I am t-the WOWD, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye ewse, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God beside me: 
I giwded thee, t-though t-thou hast nyot knyown me: 45:6 That they may knyow 
fwom t-the wising of t-the sun, and fwom t-the west, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye 
beside me. I am t-the WOWD, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye ewse. 

45:7 I f-fowm t-the wight, and cweate dawknyess: I make p-peace, and cweate 
eviw: I t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things. 

45:8 Dwop down, ye (^ω~) h-heavens, fwom above, and wet t-the skies p-pouw down 
wighteousnyess: wet t-the eawth open, and wet t-them bwing fowth sawvation, 
and wet wighteousnyess spwing up togethew; I t-the WOWD have cweated it. 

45:9 Woe u-unto him that stwiveth with his (＾• ω •＾) M-Makew! Wet t-the potshewd 
stwive with t-the p-potshewds of t-the eawth. Shaww t-the cway say to him that 
fashionyeth it, What makest thou? ow thy wowk, He hath nyo h-hands? 45:10 
Woe u-unto him that saith u-unto his fathew, What begettest thou? ow to 
t-the woman, What hast t-thou b-bwought f-fowth? 45:11 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, 
t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew, and his M-Makew, Ask m-me of things to come 
c-concewnying o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ^-^ s-sons, and c-concewnying t-the wowk of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands command ye me. 

45:12 I have m-made t-the eawth, and cweated man upon i-it: I, even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hands, have stwetched out t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw \(★ω★)/ h-host have I 
c-commanded. 

45:13 I have waised him up in wighteousnyess, and I wiww (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
ways: he shaww buiwd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my city, and he shaww wet go o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my captives, nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
p-pwice (=`ω´=) n-nyow wewawd, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

45:14 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, The wabouw of Egypt, and mewchandise of 
E-Ethiopia and of t-the Sabeans, men of statuwe, shaww come o-ovew u-unto 
thee, and they shaww be thinye: they shaww come aftew thee; in c-chains 
they shaww come ovew, and they shaww faww down u-unto thee, they shaww 
make suppwication u-unto thee, s-saying, S-Suwewy God is in thee; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
is nyonye ewse, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God. 

(⌒▽⌒)☆ *notices bulge* 4-45:15 Vewiwy t-thou awt a God that hidest xDD t-thysewf, O-O God of I-Iswaew, t-the 
S-Saviouw. 

45:16 They shaww be a-ashamed, and awso confounded, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of (=`ω´=) t-them: they 
shaww go to confusion togethew that awe (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) m-makews of idows. 

4-45:17 But Iswaew shaww be saved in t-the WOWD with an evewwasting 
sawvation: ye shaww nyot be a-ashamed (=`ω´=) n-nyow confounded wowwd without end. 

45:18 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD that cweated t-the heavens; God himsewf 
that |･ω･) f-fowmed t-the eawth and m-made it; he hath estabwished it, he cweated 
it nyot in vain, he |･ω･) f-fowmed it to be inhabited: I am t-the WOWD; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
is nyonye ewse. 

45:19 I have nyot spoken in secwet, in a dawk pwace of t-the eawth: I 
said nyot u-unto t-the seed of Jacob, S-Seek ye m-me in vain: I t-the WOWD speak 
wighteousnyess, I decwawe things that awe wight. 

45:20 A-Assembwe youwsewves and come; d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw togethew, ye that awe 
escaped of t-the n-nyations: they have nyo k-knyowwedge that s-set up t-the w-wood of 
theiw gwaven image, and p-pway u-unto a (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god that c-cannyot save. 

4-45:21 Teww ye, and bwing t-them n-nyeaw; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet t-them o(>ω<)o t-take counsew 
togethew: who hath d-decwawed this fwom (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient time? who hath towd it 
fwom that time? have nyot I t-the WOWD? and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo God ewse beside 
m-me; a just God and a Saviouw; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye beside me. 

4-45:22 Wook u-unto me, and be ye saved, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ends of t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
am G-God, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye ewse. 

45:23 I have swown by mysewf, t-the wowd is gonye out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth in 
wighteousnyess, and shaww nyot wetuwn, That u-unto m-me {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy k-knyee shaww 
b-bow, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy tongue shaww sweaw. 

4-45:24 Suwewy, shaww onye say, in t-the WOWD have I wighteousnyess and 
stwength: even to him shaww men come; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe incensed 
against him shaww be a-ashamed. 

45:25 In t-the WOWD shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the seed of Iswaew be justified, and shaww 
gwowy. 

46:1 Bew b-boweth down, Nyebo stoopeth, theiw idows wewe upon t-the beasts, 
and upon t-the cattwe: youw c-cawwiages wewe h-heavy woaden; they awe a 
^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden to t-the weawy beast. 

46:2 They stoop, they bow down togethew; they couwd nyot d-dewivew t-the 
buwden, but themsewves awe gonye into captivity. 

46:3 Heawken u-unto me, O-O house of Jacob, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of t-the 
house of I-Iswaew, which awe (￣ω￣) b-bownye by m-me fwom t-the b-bewwy, which awe 
cawwied fwom t-the womb: 4-46:4 And even to youw o-owd age I am h-he; and even 
to hoaw haiws wiww I cawwy you: I have made, and I wiww beaw; even I 
wiww c-cawwy, and wiww d-dewivew you. 

46:5 To whom wiww ye wiken me, and make m-me equaw, and (o-_-o) c-compawe me, that 
we may be wike? 46:6 They wavish gowd out of t-the bag, and weigh 
s-siwvew in t-the bawance, and h-hiwe a gowdsmith; and he m-maketh it a god: 
they faww down, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they wowship. 

46:7 They beaw him upon t-the (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, they cawwy him, and s-set him in 
his pwace, and he s-standeth; fwom his pwace shaww he nyot wemove: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, 
onye shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto him, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet c-can he nyot a-answew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-save him out of his 
twoubwe. 

46:8 Wemembew this, and s-shew youwsewves m-men: bwing it again to mind, O-O 
ye twansgwessows. 

46:9 Wemembew t-the f-fowmew things of owd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am G-God, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyonye ewse; I am G-God, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike me, (/ =ω=)/ 4-46:10 :33 *screams* D-Decwawing t-the 
end fwom t-the beginnying, and fwom (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient times t-the things that awe nyot 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet donye, s-saying, My counsew shaww stand, and I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pweasuwe: 46:11 Cawwing a wavenyous biwd fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, t-the man that 
executeth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsew fwom a faw c-countwy: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I have spoken it, I wiww 
awso bwing it to pass; I have p-puwposed it, I wiww awso (^-^*)/ d-do it. 

46:12 Heawken u-unto me, ye stoutheawted, that awe faw fwom 
wighteousnyess: 46:13 I bwing (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess; it shaww nyot be 
faw off, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation shaww nyot tawwy: and I wiww pwace sawvation 
in Zion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy. 

47:1 Come down, and sit in t-the dust, O-O viwgin daughtew of Babywon, sit 
on t-the gwound: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo t-thwonye, O-O daughtew of t-the Chawdeans: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-thou shawt nyo mowe be cawwed tendew and dewicate. 

47:2 Take t-the miwwstonyes, and gwind meaw: uncovew thy wocks, make bawe 
t-the w-weg, uncovew t-the thigh, pass o-ovew t-the wivews. 

47:3 Thy nyakednyess shaww be uncovewed, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, thy shame shaww be seen: I 
wiww o(>ω<)o t-take vengeance, and I wiww nyot meet thee as a m-man. 

47:4 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw wedeemew, t-the WOWD of hosts is his nyame, t-the Howy Onye 
of Iswaew. 

47:5 Sit t-thou siwent, and get thee into dawknyess, O-O daughtew of t-the 
Chawdeans: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt nyo mowe be cawwed, The wady of k-kingdoms. 

47:6 I w-was wwoth with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, I have powwuted minye inhewitance, and 
given t-them into thinye hand: t-thou didst s-shew t-them nyo m-mewcy; upon t-the 
(＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient hast t-thou vewy heaviwy w-waid thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ y-yoke. 

47:7 And t-thou saidst, I shaww be a wady (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: so that t-thou didst 
nyot way these things to thy heawt, nyeithew didst (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the wattew 
end of it. 

47:8 Thewefowe h-heaw nyow this, t-thou that awt given to p-pweasuwes, that 
dwewwest cawewesswy, that sayest in thinye heawt, I am, and nyonye ewse 
beside m-me; I shaww nyot sit as a widow, nyeithew shaww I knyow t-the w-woss 
of chiwdwen: 47:9 But these two things shaww come to thee in a moment 
in onye day, t-the w-woss of c-chiwdwen, and widowhood: they shaww come upon 
thee in theiw pewfection (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of thy sowcewies, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the gweat a-abundance of thinye enchantments. 

47:10 Fow t-thou hast twusted in thy wickednyess: t-thou hast said, N-Nyonye 
seeth me. Thy wisdom and thy knyowwedge, it hath pewvewted thee; and 
t-thou hast said in thinye heawt, I am, and nyonye ewse beside me. 

47:11 Thewefowe shaww eviw come upon thee; t-thou shawt nyot knyow fwom 
whence it wiseth: and mischief shaww faww upon thee; t-thou shawt nyot be 
abwe to put it off: and desowation shaww come upon thee suddenwy, 
which t-thou shawt nyot knyow. 

47:12 Stand nyow with thinye enchantments, and with t-the muwtitude of thy 
sowcewies, whewein t-thou hast wabouwed fwom thy youth; if so be t-thou 
shawt be abwe to pwofit, if so be t-thou mayest pwevaiw. 

4-47:13 T-Thou awt weawied in t-the muwtitude of thy c-counsews. Wet nyow t-the 
astwowogews, t-the stawgazews, t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ m-monthwy pwognyosticatows, stand up, 
and s-save thee fwom these things that shaww come upon thee. 

47:14 Behowd, they shaww be as stubbwe; t-the fiwe shaww buwn t-them; they 
shaww nyot d-dewivew themsewves fwom t-the p-powew of t-the fwame: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww 
nyot be a coaw to wawm at, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fiwe to sit befowe it. 

4-47:15 T-Thus shaww they be u-unto thee with whom t-thou hast wabouwed, even 
thy mewchants, fwom thy youth: they shaww wandew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his 
q-quawtew; nyonye shaww s-save thee. 

4-48:1 Heaw ye this, O-O house of Jacob, which awe cawwed by t-the nyame of 
I-Iswaew, and awe come fowth out of t-the watews of Judah, which sweaw by 
t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, and make mention of t-the God of I-Iswaew, but nyot 
in twuth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

48:2 Fow they caww themsewves of t-the h-howy city, and stay themsewves 
upon t-the God of I-Iswaew; The WOWD of hosts is his nyame. 

4-48:3 I have d-decwawed t-the f-fowmew things fwom t-the beginnying; and they 
went fowth out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and I shewed t-them; I did t-them suddenwy, 
and they came to pass. 

4-48:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I knyew that t-thou awt obstinyate, and thy nyeck is an (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon 
sinyew, and thy bwow bwass; 48:5 I have even fwom t-the beginnying 
d-decwawed it to thee; befowe it came to pass I shewed it t-thee: west 
t-thou shouwdest say, M-Minye idow hath donye t-them, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwaven image, and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mowten image, hath commanded them. 

48:6 T-Thou hast heawd, s-see (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this; and wiww nyot ye decwawe it? I have 
shewed thee nyew things fwom this time, even ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden things, and t-thou 
didst nyot knyow them. 

48:7 They awe cweated n-nyow, and nyot fwom t-the beginnying; even befowe t-the 
day when t-thou heawdest t-them n-nyot; west t-thou shouwdest say, Behowd, I 
knyew them. 

48:8 Yea, t-thou heawdest n-nyot; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou knyewest n-nyot; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, fwom that 
time that thinye eaw w-was nyot openyed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyew that t-thou wouwdest d-deaw 
vewy tweachewouswy, and wast cawwed a twansgwessow fwom t-the womb. 

4-48:9 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake wiww I defew minye angew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwaise 
wiww I wefwain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, that I cut thee nyot off. 

4-48:10 Behowd, I have w-wefinyed thee, but nyot with s-siwvew; I have chosen 
thee in t-the fuwnyace of affwiction. 

48:11 Fow minye own sake, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye own sake, wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow how 
shouwd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame be powwuted? and I wiww nyot g-give o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy u-unto anyothew. 

o(>< )o 4-48:12 Heawken u-unto me, O-O J-Jacob and I-Iswaew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cawwed; I am h-he; I am 
t-the fiwst, I awso am t-the wast. 

48:13 M-Minye hand awso hath w-waid t-the f-foundation of t-the eawth, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wight hand hath spannyed t-the h-heavens: when I caww u-unto t-them, they stand 
up togethew. 

4-48:14 Aww ye, assembwe youwsewves, and heaw; which among t-them hath 
d-decwawed these (o^▽^o) t-things? The WOWD hath woved him: he wiww (^-^*)/ d-do his 
pweasuwe on Babywon, and his a-awm shaww be on t-the Chawdeans. 

4-48:15 I, even I, have spoken; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I have cawwed him: I have b-bwought 
him, and he shaww make his w-way pwospewous. 

4-48:16 Come ye (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto me, h-heaw ye this; I have nyot spoken in secwet 
fwom t-the beginnying; fwom t-the time that it was, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe am I-I: and nyow t-the 
Wowd GOD, and his S-Spiwit, hath sent me. 

48:17 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, thy Wedeemew, t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew; I am 
t-the WOWD thy God which t-teacheth thee to pwofit, which weadeth thee by 
t-the w-way that t-thou shouwdest go. 

48:18 O-O that t-thou hadst heawkenyed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments! t-then h-had thy 
peace b-been as a wivew, and thy wighteousnyess as t-the waves of t-the sea: 
48:19 Thy seed awso h-had b-been as t-the sand, and t-the o-offspwing of thy 
b-bowews w-wike t-the gwavew t-theweof; his nyame shouwd nyot have b-been cut off 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow destwoyed fwom befowe me. 

48:20 Go ye fowth of Babywon, fwee ye fwom t-the C-Chawdeans, with a voice 
of singing decwawe ye, teww this, uttew it even to t-the end of t-the 
eawth; say ye, The WOWD hath wedeemed his sewvant Jacob. 

48:21 And they thiwsted nyot when he w-wed t-them thwough t-the desewts: he 
caused t-the watews to fwow out of t-the w-wock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: he (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave t-the w-wock 
awso, and t-the watews gushed ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

48:22 Thewe is nyo p-peace, saith t-the WOWD, u-unto t-the wicked. 

49:1 Wisten, O-O iswes, u-unto m-me; and h-heawken, ye p-peopwe, fwom faw; The 
WOWD hath cawwed m-me fwom t-the womb; fwom t-the b-bowews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew hath 
he m-made mention of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. 

49:2 And he hath m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth w-wike a shawp swowd; in t-the shadow of 
his hand hath he hid me, and m-made m-me a powished shaft; in his ^w^ q-quivew 
hath he hid m-me; 49:3 And said u-unto me, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, O-O I-Iswaew, 
in whom I wiww be ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. 

49:4 T-Then I said, I have wabouwed in vain, I have spent o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought, and in vain: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet suwewy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment is with t-the WOWD, and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowk with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

49:5 And n-nyow, saith t-the WOWD that |･ω･) f-fowmed m-me fwom t-the womb to be his 
s-sewvant, to bwing J-Jacob again to him, Though Iswaew be nyot gathewed, 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww I be gwowious in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God shaww be 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-stwength. 

49:6 And he said, I-It is a wight t-thing that t-thou shouwdest be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sewvant to w-waise up t-the twibes of Jacob, and to westowe t-the pwesewved 
of Iswaew: I wiww awso g-give thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wight to t-the G-Gentiwes, that 
t-thou mayest be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation u-unto t-the end of t-the eawth. 

49:7 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the Wedeemew of I-Iswaew, and his Howy Onye, to 
him whom man despiseth, to him whom t-the nyation abhowweth, to a sewvant 
of wuwews, Kings shaww s-see and a-awise, pwinces awso shaww wowship, 
because of t-the WOWD that is f-faithfuw, and t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew, and 
he shaww choose thee. 

49:8 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, In an acceptabwe time have I heawd thee, and 
in a day of sawvation have I hewped t-thee: and I wiww pwesewve thee, 
and g-give thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-covenyant of t-the p-peopwe, to estabwish t-the eawth, to 
c-cause to i-inhewit t-the desowate h-hewitages; 49:9 That t-thou mayest say to 
t-the pwisonyews, Go fowth; to t-them that awe in dawknyess, Shew 
y-youwsewves. They shaww feed in t-the ways, and theiw xDD p-pastuwes shaww be 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww high pwaces. 

49:10 They shaww nyot h-hungew (=`ω´=) n-nyow thiwst; nyeithew shaww t-the heat (=`ω´=) n-nyow sun 
smite (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that hath (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on t-them shaww wead t-them, even by 
t-the spwings of w-watew shaww he guide them. 

49:11 And I wiww make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mountains a way, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my highways shaww be 
(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 

49:12 Behowd, these shaww come fwom faw: and, wo, these fwom t-the nyowth 
and fwom t-the w-west; and these fwom t-the wand of Sinyim. 

49:13 Sing, O-O heavens; and be joyfuw, O-O eawth; and bweak fowth into 
s-singing, O-O mountains: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath c-comfowted his p-peopwe, and wiww 
have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon his affwicted. 

49:14 But Zion said, The WOWD hath fowsaken me, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Wowd hath 
fowgotten me. 

4-49:15 Can a woman fowget hew sucking chiwd, that she shouwd nyot have 
compassion on t-the son of hew womb? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they may f-fowget, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I 
nyot fowget thee. 

49:16 Behowd, I have gwaven thee upon t-the pawms of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands; thy wawws 
awe continyuawwy befowe me. 

49:17 Thy chiwdwen shaww make haste; thy d-destwoyews and they that m-made 
thee waste shaww go fowth of thee. 

49:18 W-Wift up thinye eyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and behowd: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these gathew 
themsewves togethew, and come to thee. As I wive, saith t-the WOWD, t-thou 
shawt suwewy cwothe thee with t-them a-aww, as with an ownyament, and bind 
t-them on thee, as a bwide doeth. 

4-49:19 Fow thy waste and thy desowate pwaces, and t-the wand of thy 
destwuction, shaww even nyow be too nyawwow by w-weason of t-the 
i-inhabitants, and they that swawwowed thee up shaww be faw away. 

49:20 The chiwdwen which t-thou shawt have, aftew t-thou hast wost t-the 
othew, shaww say again in thinye eaws, The pwace is too s-stwait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: 
g-give pwace to m-me that I may dweww. 

4-49:21 T-Then shawt t-thou say in thinye heawt, Who hath begotten m-me these, 
seeing I have wost o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen, and am d-desowate, a captive, and 
w-wemoving to and fwo? and who hath b-bwought up these? Behowd, I w-was weft 
awonye; these, whewe h-had they b-been? 49:22 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, 
Behowd, I wiww wift up minye hand to t-the G-Gentiwes, and s-set up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
standawd to t-the peopwe: and they shaww bwing thy sons in theiw awms, 
and thy daughtews shaww be cawwied upon theiw shouwdews. 

49:23 And kings shaww be thy nyuwsing fathews, and theiw q-queens thy 
nyuwsing m-mothews: they shaww bow down to thee with theiw f-face towawd 
t-the eawth, and wick up t-the dust of thy feet; and t-thou shawt knyow that 
I am t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww nyot be a-ashamed that wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

49:24 Shaww t-the pwey be taken fwom t-the mighty, ow t-the wawfuw captive 
dewivewed? 49:25 But thus saith t-the WOWD, Even t-the captives of t-the 
mighty shaww be taken away, and t-the pwey of t-the t-tewwibwe shaww be 
dewivewed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww contend with him that contendeth with thee, and 
I wiww s-save thy chiwdwen. 

49:26 And I wiww feed t-them that o(>ω<)o o-oppwess thee with theiw own fwesh; and 
they shaww be dwunken with theiw own bwood, as with sweet winye: and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh shaww knyow that I t-the WOWD am thy x3 *screams* S-Saviouw and thy Wedeemew, 
t-the mighty Onye of Jacob. 

5-50:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Whewe is t-the biww of youw (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's 
divowcement, whom I have put away? ow which of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-cweditows is it to 
whom I have sowd y-you? Behowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw inyiquities have ye sowd 
youwsewves, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw twansgwessions is youw mothew put away. 

50:2 Whewefowe, when I came, w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo man? when I cawwed, w-was 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyonye to answew? Is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand showtenyed a-at a-aww, that it c-cannyot 
wedeem? ow have I nyo p-powew to d-dewivew? b-behowd, a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my webuke I dwy up 
t-the sea, I make t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews a wiwdewnyess: theiw fish stinketh, because 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo watew, and dieth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thiwst. 

50:3 I cwothe t-the h-heavens with b-bwacknyess, and I make (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth theiw 
covewing. 

50:4 The Wowd GOD hath given m-me t-the tongue of t-the weawnyed, that I 
shouwd knyow how to speak a wowd in season to him that is w-weawy: he 
wakenyeth mownying by m-mownying, he wakenyeth minye eaw to h-heaw as t-the 
weawnyed. 

5-50:5 The Wowd GOD hath openyed minye eaw, and I w-was nyot webewwious, 
nyeithew (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away back. 

50:6 I gave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my back to t-the smitews, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cheeks to t-them that p-pwucked 
off t-the haiw: I hid nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom shame and spitting. 

5-50:7 Fow t-the Wowd GOD wiww hewp m-me; thewefowe shaww I nyot be 
confounded: thewefowe have I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face w-wike a fwint, and I knyow that 
I shaww nyot be a-ashamed. 

50:8 He is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw that justifieth m-me; who wiww contend with m-me? wet us 
stand togethew: who is minye advewsawy? wet him come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to me. 

50:9 Behowd, t-the Wowd GOD wiww hewp m-me; who is he that shaww c-condemn 
m-me? wo, they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww wax o-owd as a gawment; t-the ^w^ m-moth shaww e-eat t-them 
(＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

50:10 Who is among you that feaweth t-the WOWD, that o-obeyeth t-the voice 
of his s-sewvant, that w-wawketh in dawknyess, and hath nyo wight? wet him 
t-twust in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, and stay upon his God. 

50:11 Behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that kindwe a f-fiwe, that compass youwsewves about 
with spawks: wawk in t-the wight of youw f-fiwe, and in t-the spawks that ye 
have kindwed. This shaww ye have of minye hand; ye shaww w-wie down in 
\(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. 

51:1 Heawken to me, ye that fowwow aftew wighteousnyess, ye that seek 
t-the WOWD: wook u-unto t-the w-wock whence ye awe hewn, and to t-the h-howe of 
t-the p-pit whence ye awe digged. 

51:2 Wook u-unto A-Abwaham youw fathew, and u-unto Sawah that bawe you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
I cawwed him awonye, and bwessed him, and incweased h-him. 

(-ω-、) 5-51:3 Fow t-the WOWD shaww comfowt Z-Zion: he wiww comfowt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew waste 
(*^‿^*) p-pwaces; and he wiww make hew wiwdewnyess w-wike Eden, and hew desewt w-wike 
t-the gawden of t-the WOWD; joy and gwadnyess shaww be f-found thewein, 
thanksgiving, and t-the voice of mewody. 

51:4 Heawken u-unto me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and g-give eaw u-unto me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww pwoceed fwom me, and I wiww make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment to w-west 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wight of t-the peopwe. 

51:5 My wighteousnyess is n-nyeaw; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation is gonye fowth, and minye 
awms shaww j-judge t-the peopwe; t-the iswes shaww wait upon me, and on minye 
a-awm shaww they twust. 

51:6 W-Wift up youw eyes to t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and wook upon t-the eawth 
benyeath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-heavens shaww vanyish away w-wike smoke, and t-the eawth 
shaww wax o-owd w-wike a gawment, and they that dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww die in 
w-wike mannyew: but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess 
shaww nyot be a-abowished. 

5-51:7 Heawken u-unto me, ye that knyow wighteousnyess, t-the peopwe in whose 
heawt is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waw; f-feaw ye nyot t-the wepwoach of men, nyeithew be ye afwaid 
of theiw weviwings. 

51:8 Fow t-the ^w^ m-moth shaww e-eat t-them up w-wike a gawment, and t-the wowm shaww 
e-eat t-them w-wike woow: but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sawvation fwom genyewation to genyewation. 

51:9 Awake, awake, put on stwength, O-O a-awm of t-the WOWD; awake, as in 
t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient days, in t-the genyewations of owd. Awt t-thou nyot it that hath 
cut W-Wahab, and w-wounded t-the dwagon? 51:10 Awt t-thou nyot it which hath 
dwied t-the sea, t-the watews of t-the gweat deep; that hath m-made t-the depths 
of t-the sea a w-way (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wansomed to pass o-ovew? 51:11 Thewefowe t-the 
wedeemed of t-the WOWD shaww wetuwn, and come with singing u-unto Zion; 
and evewwasting joy shaww be upon theiw head: they shaww obtain 
gwadnyess and j-joy; and sowwow and mouwnying shaww fwee away. 

51:12 I, even I, am he that comfowteth you: who awt thou, that t-thou 
shouwdest be afwaid of a man that shaww die, and of t-the son of man 
which shaww be m-made as gwass; 51:13 And f-fowgettest t-the WOWD thy makew, 
that hath stwetched fowth t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and w-waid t-the foundations of t-the 
eawth; and hast feawed continyuawwy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day because of t-the fuwy of 
t-the o-oppwessow, as if he wewe weady to (✯◡✯) d-destwoy? and whewe is t-the fuwy 
of t-the o-oppwessow? 5-51:14 The captive e-exiwe hastenyeth that he may be 
woosed, and that he shouwd nyot die in t-the pit, (=`ω´=) n-nyow that his bwead 
shouwd faiw. 

51:15 But I am t-the WOWD thy G-God, that d-divided t-the sea, whose waves 
woawed: The WOWD of hosts is his nyame. 

51:16 And I have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds in thy mouth, and I have covewed thee in 
t-the shadow of minye hand, that I may pwant t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and way t-the 
foundations of t-the eawth, and say u-unto Zion, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

51:17 Awake, awake, stand up, O-O J-Jewusawem, which hast dwunk a-at t-the 
hand of t-the WOWD t-the cup of his fuwy; t-thou hast dwunken t-the dwegs of 
t-the cup of twembwing, and wwung t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

51:18 Thewe is nyonye to guide hew among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the sons whom she hath 
b-bwought fowth; nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any that taketh hew by t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the sons that she hath b-bwought (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

5-51:19 These two things awe come u-unto thee; who shaww be sowwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thee? desowation, and destwuction, and t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and t-the (--_--) s-swowd: by 
whom shaww I comfowt thee? 51:20 Thy sons have fainted, they w-wie a-at 
t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, as a wiwd buww in a nyet: they awe f-fuww of 
t-the fuwy of t-the WOWD, t-the webuke of thy God. 

51:21 Thewefowe h-heaw nyow this, t-thou a-affwicted, and dwunken, but nyot 
with winye: 51:22 T-Thus saith thy Wowd t-the WOWD, and thy God that 
p-pweadeth t-the c-cause of his p-peopwe, Behowd, I have taken out of thinye 
hand t-the cup of twembwing, even t-the dwegs of t-the cup of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy; t-thou 
shawt nyo mowe dwink it ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: 51:23 But I wiww put it into t-the hand of 
t-them that affwict thee; which have said to thy s-souw, Bow down, that we 
may go ovew: and t-thou hast w-waid thy body as t-the g-gwound, and as t-the 
stweet, to t-them that went ovew. 

52:1 Awake, awake; put on thy stwength, O-O Zion; put on thy beautifuw 
gawments, O-O J-Jewusawem, t-the h-howy city: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hencefowth (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo 
mowe come into thee t-the u-unciwcumcised and t-the uncwean. 

52:2 S-Shake t-thysewf fwom t-the dust; a-awise, and sit down, O-O Jewusawem: 
woose t-thysewf fwom t-the bands of thy nyeck, O-O captive daughtew of Z-Zion. 

52:3 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Ye have sowd youwsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought; and 
ye shaww be wedeemed without monyey. 

52:4 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, My peopwe went down afowetime into 
Egypt to sojouwn thewe; and t-the Assywian oppwessed t-them without cause. 

5-52:5 Nyow thewefowe, what have I hewe, saith t-the WOWD, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe 
is taken away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought? they that w-wuwe o-ovew t-them make t-them to howw, 
saith t-the WOWD; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame continyuawwy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day is bwasphemed. 

52:6 Thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: thewefowe they shaww knyow 
in that day that I am he that doth speak: b-behowd, it is I. 

52:7 How beautifuw upon t-the mountains awe t-the feet of him that 
bwingeth g-good tidings, that pubwisheth peace; that bwingeth g-good 
tidings of g-good, that pubwisheth sawvation; that saith u-unto Zion, Thy 
God w-weignyeth! 52:8 Thy w-watchmen shaww wift up t-the v-voice; with t-the 
voice togethew shaww they s-sing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww s-see eye to eye, when 
t-the WOWD shaww bwing again Z-Zion. 

5-52:9 Bweak fowth into joy, sing togethew, ye waste pwaces of 
Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath c-comfowted his p-peopwe, he hath wedeemed 
Jewusawem. 

52:10 The WOWD hath m-made bawe his h-howy a-awm in t-the eyes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
nyations; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ends of t-the eawth shaww s-see t-the sawvation of ouw 
God. 

(x_x)V 5-52:11 Depawt ye, depawt ye, go ye out fwom thence, touch nyo uncwean 
thing; go ye out of t-the m-midst of hew; be ye cwean, that beaw t-the 
vessews of t-the WOWD. 

52:12 Fow ye shaww nyot go out with haste, (=`ω´=) n-nyow go by fwight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD wiww go befowe you; and t-the God of Iswaew wiww be youw wewewawd. 

52:13 Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant shaww d-deaw pwudentwy, he shaww be exawted and 
e-extowwed, and be vewy high. 

52:14 As many wewe astonyied a-at thee; his visage w-was so mawwed mowe 
than any ^.^ m-man, and his f-fowm mowe than t-the sons of m-men: 52:15 S-So shaww 
he spwinkwe many nyations; t-the kings shaww s-shut theiw mouths a-at him: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which h-had nyot b-been towd t-them shaww they see; and that which 
they h-had nyot heawd shaww they c-considew. 

53:1 Who hath bewieved ouw wepowt? and to whom is t-the a-awm of t-the WOWD 
weveawed? 53:2 Fow he shaww gwow up befowe him as a tendew pwant, and 
as a woot out of a dwy gwound: he hath nyo f-fowm (=`ω´=) n-nyow ^w^ c-comewinyess; and 
when we shaww s-see him, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo b-beauty that we shouwd d-desiwe h-him. 

53:3 He is (>_<) d-despised and wejected of men; a man of sowwows, and 
acquainted with g-gwief: and we hid as it wewe ouw faces fwom h-him; he 
w-was d-despised, and we esteemed him n-nyot. 

53:4 S-Suwewy he hath (￣ω￣) b-bownye ouw gwiefs, and cawwied ouw sowwows: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet we 
did (＃`Д´) e-esteem him stwicken, smitten of G-God, and affwicted. 

53:5 But he w-was w-wounded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw twansgwessions, he w-was bwuised (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw 
inyiquities: t-the chastisement of ouw peace w-was upon h-him; and with his 
stwipes we awe heawed. 

5-53:6 Aww we w-wike sheep have gonye a-astway; we have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to 
his own way; and t-the WOWD hath w-waid on him t-the i-inyiquity of us aww. 

5-53:7 He w-was oppwessed, and he w-was a-affwicted, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he openyed nyot his 
m-mouth: he is b-bwought as a wamb to t-the swaughtew, and as a sheep befowe 
hew s-sheawews is dumb, so he openyeth nyot his mouth. 

5-53:8 He w-was taken fwom pwison and fwom judgment: and who shaww decwawe 
his (o_O)! g-genyewation? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was cut off out of t-the wand of t-the wiving: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the twansgwession of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe w-was he stwicken. 

5-53:9 And he m-made his gwave with t-the w-wicked, and with t-the wich in his 
death; because he h-had donye nyo viowence, nyeithew w-was any d-deceit in his 
mouth. 

53:10 Y-Yet it pweased t-the WOWD to bwuise h-him; he hath put him to g-gwief: 
when t-thou shawt make his souw an offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin, he shaww s-see his 
seed, he shaww pwowong his days, and t-the pweasuwe of t-the WOWD shaww 
p-pwospew in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

53:11 He shaww s-see of t-the twavaiw of his s-souw, and shaww be satisfied: 
by his k-knyowwedge shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteous sewvant justify many; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww 
beaw theiw inyiquities. 

53:12 Thewefowe wiww I divide him a powtion with t-the g-gweat, and he 
shaww divide t-the spoiw with t-the stwong; because he hath pouwed out his 
souw u-unto (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: and he w-was nyumbewed with t-the twansgwessows; and he 
bawe t-the sin of many, and m-made intewcession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twansgwessows. 

54:1 Sing, O-O bawwen, t-thou that didst nyot beaw; bweak fowth into 
s-singing, and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy a-awoud, t-thou that didst nyot twavaiw with chiwd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
mowe awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the desowate than t-the chiwdwen of t-the mawwied 
wife, saith t-the WOWD. 

(^ω~) 5-54:2 Enwawge t-the pwace of thy tent, and wet t-them s-stwetch fowth t-the 
cuwtains of thinye h-habitations: spawe nyot, w-wengthen thy c-cowds, and 
stwengthen thy s-stakes; 54:3 Fow t-thou shawt bweak fowth on t-the wight 
hand and on t-the weft; and thy seed shaww i-inhewit t-the G-Gentiwes, and 
make t-the desowate c-cities to be i-inhabited. 

54:4 Feaw n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt nyot be ashamed: nyeithew be t-thou 
c-confounded; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt nyot be put to shame: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt fowget 
t-the shame of thy youth, and shawt nyot (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the wepwoach of thy 
widowhood any mowe. 

54:5 Fow thy Makew is thinye h-husband; t-the WOWD of hosts is his nyame; 
and thy Wedeemew t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew; The God of t-the w-whowe eawth 
shaww he be cawwed. 

54:6 Fow t-the WOWD hath cawwed thee as a woman fowsaken and g-gwieved in 
spiwit, and a wife of youth, when t-thou wast w-wefused, saith thy God. 

54:7 Fow a smaww moment have I fowsaken thee; but with gweat mewcies 
wiww I gathew thee. 

54:8 In a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe wwath I hid o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a moment; but with 
evewwasting k-kindnyess wiww I have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on thee, saith t-the WOWD thy 
Wedeemew. 

54:9 Fow this is as t-the watews of N-Nyoah u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as I have swown 
that t-the watews of N-Nyoah shouwd nyo mowe go o-ovew t-the eawth; so have I 
swown that I w-wouwd nyot be wwoth with thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow webuke thee. 

54:10 Fow t-the mountains shaww depawt, and t-the hiwws be wemoved; but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
k-kindnyess shaww nyot depawt fwom thee, nyeithew shaww t-the c-covenyant of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peace be w-wemoved, saith t-the WOWD that hath (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on thee. 

54:11 O-O t-thou a-affwicted, t-tossed with tempest, and nyot comfowted, 
b-behowd, I wiww way thy s-stonyes with f-faiw cowouws, and way thy 
foundations with sapphiwes. 

54:12 And I wiww make thy windows of agates, and thy gates of 
cawbuncwes, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy b-bowdews of pweasant stonyes. 

54:13 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy chiwdwen shaww be taught of t-the WOWD; and gweat 
shaww be t-the peace of thy chiwdwen. 

54:14 In wighteousnyess shawt t-thou be estabwished: t-thou shawt be faw 
fwom oppwession; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt nyot feaw: and fwom tewwow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it 
shaww nyot come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw thee. 

54:15 Behowd, they shaww suwewy gathew togethew, but nyot by me: 
w-whosoevew shaww gathew togethew against thee shaww faww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake. 

54:16 Behowd, I have cweated t-the s-smith that bwoweth t-the coaws in t-the 
f-fiwe, and that bwingeth fowth an instwument (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wowk; and I have 
cweated t-the >w< w-wastew to d-destwoy. 

54:17 N-Nyo w-weapon that is |･ω･) f-fowmed against thee shaww pwospew; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
tongue that shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise against thee in j-judgment t-thou shawt condemn. 
This is t-the hewitage of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the WOWD, and theiw 
wighteousnyess is of me, saith t-the WOWD. 

55:1 Ho, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that thiwsteth, come ye to t-the w-watews, and he that 
hath nyo m-monyey; come ye, buy, and eat; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, come, buy winye and miwk 
without monyey and without p-pwice. 

55:2 Whewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do ye s-spend monyey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which is nyot bwead? and youw 
wabouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which s-satisfieth nyot? heawken diwigentwy u-unto me, and 
e-eat ye that which is g-good, and wet youw souw dewight itsewf in 
f-fatnyess. 

(つ≧▽≦)つ *screams* 5-55:3 Incwinye youw eaw, and come u-unto me: h-heaw, and youw souw shaww 
wive; and I wiww make an evewwasting c-covenyant with y-you, even t-the suwe 
mewcies of David. 

5-55:4 Behowd, I have given him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a witnyess to t-the p-peopwe, a w-weadew 
and commandew to t-the peopwe. 

55:5 Behowd, t-thou shawt caww a nyation that t-thou k-knyowest nyot, and 
nyations that knyew nyot thee shaww w-wun u-unto thee because of t-the WOWD thy 
G-God, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Howy Onye of I-Iswaew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath gwowified thee. 

55:6 S-Seek ye t-the WOWD whiwe he may be found, caww ye upon him whiwe he 
is nyeaw: 55:7 Wet t-the wicked fowsake his way, and t-the unwighteous man 
his thoughts: and wet him (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the WOWD, and he wiww have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
upon h-him; and to ouw G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww abundantwy pawdon. 

55:8 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thoughts awe nyot youw thoughts, nyeithew awe youw ways o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
ways, saith t-the WOWD. 

55:9 Fow as t-the h-heavens awe highew than t-the eawth, so awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways 
highew than youw ways, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thoughts than youw thoughts. 

55:10 Fow as t-the wain cometh down, and t-the s-snyow fwom heaven, and 
wetuwnyeth nyot thithew, but w-wateweth t-the eawth, and m-maketh it bwing 
fowth and bud, that it may g-give seed to t-the sowew, and bwead to t-the 
eatew: 5-55:11 S-So shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd be that goeth fowth out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mouth: it 
shaww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto m-me void, but it shaww accompwish that which I 
pwease, and it shaww p-pwospew in t-the t-thing w-wheweto I sent it. 

55:12 Fow ye shaww go out with joy, and be w-wed fowth with peace: t-the 
mountains and t-the hiwws shaww bweak fowth befowe you into s-singing, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of t-the fiewd shaww cwap theiw hands. 

55:13 Instead of t-the thown shaww come up t-the fiw twee, and instead of 
t-the bwiew shaww come up t-the m-mywtwe twee: and it shaww be to t-the WOWD 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a nyame, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an evewwasting (*´▽`*) s-sign that shaww nyot be cut off. 

56:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Keep ye j-judgment, and (^-^*)/ d-do justice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sawvation is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to come, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wighteousnyess to be w-weveawed. 

56:2 Bwessed is t-the man that doeth this, and t-the son of man that 
wayeth h-howd on it; that keepeth t-the sabbath fwom powwuting it, and 
keepeth his hand fwom doing any \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

56:3 N-Nyeithew wet t-the son of t-the s-stwangew, that hath j-joinyed himsewf to 
t-the WOWD, speak, s-saying, The WOWD hath u-uttewwy sepawated m-me fwom his 
peopwe: nyeithew wet t-the eunyuch say, Behowd, I am a dwy t-twee. 

56:4 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD u-unto t-the eunyuchs that keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths, 
and choose t-the things that pwease me, and o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant; 
56:5 Even u-unto t-them wiww I g-give in minye house and within o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wawws a 
pwace and a nyame bettew than of sons and of daughtews: I wiww g-give 
t-them an evewwasting nyame, that shaww nyot be cut off. 

56:6 Awso t-the sons of t-the s-stwangew, that join themsewves to t-the WOWD, 
to sewve him, and to wove t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, to be his sewvants, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that keepeth t-the sabbath fwom powwuting it, and taketh h-howd 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant; 56:7 Even t-them wiww I bwing to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy mountain, and 
make t-them joyfuw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house of p-pwayew: theiw buwnt offewings and 
theiw s-sacwifices shaww be accepted upon minye awtaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye house 
shaww be cawwed an house of pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe. 

56:8 The Wowd GOD, which gatheweth t-the outcasts of Iswaew saith, Y-Yet 
wiww I gathew othews to him, beside those that awe gathewed u-unto h-him. 

56:9 Aww ye b-beasts of t-the fiewd, come to d-devouw, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye b-beasts in 
t-the fowest. 

56:10 His w-watchmen awe bwind: they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ignyowant, they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dumb 
dogs, they c-cannyot b-bawk; sweeping, wying down, w-woving to swumbew. 

56:11 Yea, they awe gweedy dogs which c-can nyevew have (T_T) *cries* e-enyough, and they 
awe shephewds that c-cannyot undewstand: they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wook to theiw own way, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his g-gain, fwom his q-quawtew. 

56:12 Come ye, say they, I wiww fetch winye, and we wiww fiww ouwsewves 
with stwong dwink; and to mowwow shaww be as this day, and m-much mowe 
abundant. 

57:1 The wighteous p-pewisheth, and nyo man wayeth it to (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and 
m-mewcifuw men awe taken away, nyonye c-considewing that t-the wighteous is 
taken away fwom t-the eviw to come. 

57:2 He shaww entew into peace: they shaww w-west in theiw beds, each 
onye wawking in his upwightnyess. 

5-57:3 But d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw hithew, ye sons of t-the sowcewess, t-the seed of t-the 
aduwtewew and t-the whowe. 

57:4 Against whom (^-^*)/ d-do ye spowt youwsewves? against whom make ye a wide 
mouth, and d-dwaw out t-the tongue? awe ye nyot chiwdwen of twansgwession, 
a seed of f-fawsehood. 

57:5 Enfwaming youwsewves with idows undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee, swaying 
t-the chiwdwen in t-the vawweys undew t-the c-cwifts of t-the w-wocks? 57:6 Among 
t-the s-smooth s-stonyes of t-the stweam is thy powtion; they, they awe thy 
wot: even to t-them hast t-thou pouwed a dwink o-offewing, t-thou hast offewed 
a meat o(>< )o o-offewing. Shouwd I weceive comfowt in these? 57:7 Upon a wofty 
and high mountain hast t-thou s-set thy bed: even thithew wentest t-thou up 
to offew sacwifice. 

57:8 |･ω･) *shuffles closer* B-Behind t-the doows awso and t-the posts hast t-thou s-set up thy 
wemembwance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast d-discovewed t-thysewf to anyothew than me, and 
awt gonye up; t-thou hast e-enwawged thy bed, and m-made thee a c-covenyant with 
t-them; t-thou wovedst theiw b-bed whewe t-thou sawest it. 

57:9 And t-thou wentest to t-the king with ointment, and didst incwease 
thy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) p-pewfumes, and didst send thy m-messengews faw off, and didst debase 
t-thysewf even u-unto heww. 

57:10 T-Thou awt weawied in t-the gweatnyess of thy way; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-saidst t-thou 
nyot, Thewe is nyo hope: t-thou hast f-found t-the wife of thinye hand; 
thewefowe t-thou wast nyot gwieved. 

57:11 And of whom hast t-thou b-been afwaid ow feawed, that t-thou hast 
wied, and hast nyot wemembewed me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-waid it to thy heawt? have nyot I 
hewd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peace even of o-owd, and t-thou f-feawest m-me nyot? 57:12 I wiww 
decwawe thy wighteousnyess, and thy wowks; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww nyot pwofit 
thee. 

5-57:13 When t-thou cwiest, wet thy c-companyies d-dewivew thee; but t-the wind 
shaww cawwy t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww away; vanyity shaww o(>ω<)o t-take (=`ω´=) t-them: but he that putteth 
his t-twust in m-me shaww possess t-the wand, and shaww i-inhewit o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy 
mountain; 57:14 And shaww say, Cast ye up, cast ye up, p-pwepawe t-the 
way, o(>ω<)o t-take up t-the stumbwingbwock out of t-the w-way of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *moans* 5-57:15 Fow thus saith t-the high and wofty Onye that inhabiteth etewnyity, 
whose nyame is Howy; I dweww in t-the high and h-howy pwace, with him awso 
that is of a contwite and humbwe spiwit, to w-wevive t-the spiwit of t-the 
humbwe, and to w-wevive t-the heawt of t-the contwite onyes. 

57:16 Fow I wiww nyot contend (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, nyeithew wiww I be awways wwoth: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spiwit shouwd faiw befowe me, and t-the s-souws which I have made. 

57:17 Fow t-the i-inyiquity of his covetousnyess w-was I w-wwoth, and smote him: 
I hid me, and w-was w-wwoth, and he went on fwowawdwy in t-the w-way of his 
heawt. 

57:18 I have s-seen his ways, and wiww heaw him: I wiww wead him awso, 
and westowe c-comfowts u-unto him and to his mouwnyews. 

57:19 I cweate t-the fwuit of t-the wips; Peace, peace to him that is faw 
off, and to him that is nyeaw, saith t-the WOWD; and I wiww heaw h-him. 

5-57:20 But t-the wicked awe w-wike t-the twoubwed sea, when it c-cannyot west, 
whose watews cast up miwe and diwt. 

5-57:21 Thewe is nyo p-peace, saith o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, to t-the wicked. 

58:1 Cwy a-awoud, spawe nyot, wift up thy voice w-wike a twumpet, and s-shew 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe theiw twansgwession, and t-the house of J-Jacob theiw sins. 

58:2 Y-Yet they seek m-me d-daiwy, and dewight to knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, as a nyation 
that did wighteousnyess, and fowsook nyot t-the owdinyance of theiw G-God: 
they ask of m-me t-the owdinyances of justice; they o(>ω<)o t-take dewight in 
appwoaching to God. 

58:3 Whewefowe have we fasted, say they, and t-thou seest nyot? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe 
have we affwicted ouw s-souw, and t-thou takest nyo k-knyowwedge? Behowd, in 
t-the day of youw fast ye f-find p-pweasuwe, and exact (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw wabouws. 

58:4 Behowd, ye fast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwife and debate, and to smite with t-the ต(=ω=)ต f-fist 
of wickednyess: ye shaww nyot fast as ye (^-^*)/ d-do this day, to make youw voice 
to be heawd on high. 

58:5 Is it such a fast that I have chosen? a day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man to affwict 
his souw? is it to bow down his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head as a buwwush, and to spwead 
(´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth and ashes undew h-him? wiwt t-thou caww this a fast, and an 
acceptabwe day to t-the WOWD? 58:6 Is nyot this t-the fast that I have 
chosen? to woose t-the bands of wickednyess, to undo t-the h-heavy b-buwdens, 
and to wet t-the oppwessed go fwee, and that ye bweak {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy yoke? 58:7 
Is it nyot to d-deaw thy bwead to t-the hungwy, and that t-thou bwing t-the 
poow that awe cast out to thy house? when t-thou seest t-the nyaked, that 
t-thou covew h-him; and that t-thou hide nyot t-thysewf fwom thinye own f-fwesh? 
58:8 T-Then shaww thy wight bweak fowth as t-the m-mownying, and thinye heawth 
shaww spwing fowth speediwy: and thy wighteousnyess shaww go befowe 
thee; t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD shaww be thy wewewawd. 

58:9 T-Then shawt t-thou caww, and t-the WOWD shaww answew; t-thou shawt cwy, 
and he shaww say, Hewe I am. If t-thou o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom t-the m-midst of thee 
t-the yoke, t-the putting fowth of t-the fingew, and speaking vanyity; 58:10 
And if t-thou d-dwaw out thy souw to t-the hungwy, and s-satisfy t-the affwicted 
s-souw; t-then shaww thy wight (☆ω☆) w-wise in obscuwity, and thy dawknyess be as 
t-the nyoon day: 58:11 And t-the WOWD shaww guide thee c-continyuawwy, and 
s-satisfy thy souw in dwought, and make fat thy b-bonyes: and t-thou shawt be 
w-wike a watewed gawden, and w-wike a spwing of watew, whose watews faiw 
n-nyot. 

58:12 And they that shaww be of thee shaww buiwd t-the o-owd waste pwaces: 
t-thou shawt w-waise up t-the foundations of many genyewations; and t-thou 
shawt be cawwed, The wepaiwew of t-the bweach, The westowew of paths to 
dweww in. 

58:13 If t-thou tuwn away thy foot fwom t-the sabbath, fwom doing thy 
pweasuwe on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy >_> d-day; and caww t-the sabbath a dewight, t-the h-howy of 
t-the WOWD, honyouwabwe; and shawt honyouw him, nyot doing thinye own ways, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow finding thinye own p-pweasuwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow speaking thinye own wowds: 58:14 
T-Then shawt t-thou dewight t-thysewf in t-the WOWD; and I wiww c-cause thee to 
wide upon t-the high pwaces of t-the eawth, and feed thee with t-the 
hewitage of J-Jacob thy fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mouth of t-the WOWD hath spoken 
it. 

59:1 Behowd, t-the WOWD's hand is nyot s-showtenyed, that it c-cannyot save; 
nyeithew his eaw h-heavy, that it c-cannyot heaw: >w< *looks away* 5-59:2 But youw inyiquities 
have sepawated b-between you and youw G-God, and youw s-sins have hid his 
f-face fwom y-you, that he wiww nyot heaw. 

59:3 Fow youw h-hands awe defiwed with bwood, and youw fingews with 
inyiquity; youw w-wips have spoken w-wies, youw tongue hath muttewed 
pewvewsenyess. 

59:4 N-Nyonye cawweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow justice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any p-pweadeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow twuth: they t-twust 
in v-vanyity, and speak w-wies; they conceive m-mischief, and bwing fowth 
inyiquity. 

59:5 They hatch cockatwice' e-eggs, and weave t-the spidew's web: he that 
eateth of theiw e-eggs dieth, and that which is cwushed bweaketh out 
into a vipew. 

5-59:6 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw webs shaww nyot become gawments, nyeithew shaww they covew 
themsewves with theiw wowks: theiw wowks awe wowks of inyiquity, and 
t-the act of viowence is in theiw hands. 

59:7 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw feet w-wun to eviw, and they make haste to shed innyocent 
b-bwood: theiw thoughts awe thoughts of inyiquity; wasting and 
destwuction awe in theiw paths. 

59:8 The w-way of peace they knyow n-nyot; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo j-judgment in theiw 
goings: they have m-made t-them cwooked paths: w-whosoevew goeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein 
shaww nyot knyow p-peace. 

59:9 Thewefowe is j-judgment faw fwom u-us, nyeithew doth justice (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake 
us: we wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wight, but (x_x)V b-behowd obscuwity; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow b-bwightnyess, but we 
wawk in dawknyess. 

59:10 We gwope (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waww w-wike t-the bwind, and we gwope as if we h-had 
nyo eyes: we stumbwe a-at nyoon day as in t-the nyight; we awe in desowate 
pwaces as dead m-men. 

59:11 We woaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wike b-beaws, and m-mouwn sowe w-wike d-doves: we wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
j-judgment, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sawvation, but it is faw off fwom us. 

59:12 Fow ouw twansgwessions awe m-muwtipwied befowe thee, and ouw s-sins 
t-testify against us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw twansgwessions awe with us; and as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw 
inyiquities, we knyow t-them; 59:13 In twansgwessing and wying against t-the 
WOWD, and d-depawting away fwom ouw G-God, speaking oppwession and wevowt, 
conceiving and uttewing fwom t-the heawt w-wowds of f-fawsehood. 

59:14 And j-judgment is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away backwawd, and justice standeth afaw 
off: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow twuth is f-fawwen in t-the stweet, and equity c-cannyot entew. 

59:15 Yea, twuth faiweth; and he that depawteth fwom eviw m-maketh 
himsewf a pwey: and t-the WOWD saw it, and it d-dispweased him that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was nyo judgment. 

59:16 And he saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo ^.^ m-man, and wondewed that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo 
intewcessow: thewefowe his a-awm b-bwought sawvation u-unto h-him; and his 
wighteousnyess, it sustainyed h-him. 

59:17 Fow he put on wighteousnyess as a bweastpwate, and an hewmet of 
sawvation upon his h-head; and he put on t-the gawments of vengeance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
cwothing, and w-was (*・ω・)ﾉ c-cwad with zeaw as a cwoak. 

59:18 Accowding to theiw deeds, accowdingwy he wiww wepay, fuwy to his 
advewsawies, wecompence to his enyemies; to t-the iswands he wiww wepay 
wecompence. 

59:19 S-So shaww they f-feaw t-the nyame of t-the WOWD fwom t-the west, and his 
gwowy fwom t-the wising of t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. When t-the enyemy shaww come in w-wike a 
fwood, t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD shaww wift up a standawd against h-him. 

59:20 And t-the Wedeemew shaww come to Zion, and u-unto t-them that tuwn 
fwom twansgwession in Jacob, saith t-the WOWD. 

＼(≧▽≦)／ 5-59:21 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with t-them, saith t-the WOWD; My 
spiwit that is upon thee, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds which I have put in thy mouth, 
shaww nyot depawt out of thy mouth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow out of t-the mouth of thy seed, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow out of t-the mouth of thy seed's seed, saith t-the WOWD, fwom 
hencefowth and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

60:1 Awise, s-shinye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wight is come, and t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD is 
wisen upon thee. 

6-60:2 Fow, b-behowd, t-the dawknyess shaww covew t-the eawth, and gwoss 
dawknyess t-the peopwe: but t-the WOWD shaww a-awise upon thee, and his gwowy 
shaww be s-seen upon thee. 

60:3 And t-the G-Gentiwes shaww come to thy wight, and kings to t-the 
bwightnyess of thy wising. 

60:4 W-Wift up thinye eyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and see: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they gathew 
themsewves togethew, they come to t-thee: thy sons shaww come fwom faw, 
and thy daughtews shaww be nyuwsed a-at thy side. 

60:5 T-Then t-thou shawt see, and fwow togethew, and thinye heawt shaww 
feaw, and be enwawged; because t-the a-abundance of t-the sea shaww be 
convewted u-unto thee, t-the f-fowces of t-the G-Gentiwes shaww come u-unto thee. 

6-60:6 The muwtitude of c-camews shaww covew thee, t-the dwomedawies of 
Midian and E-Ephah; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they fwom Sheba shaww c-come: they shaww bwing 
gowd and incense; and they shaww s-shew fowth t-the p-pwaises of t-the WOWD. 

60:7 Aww t-the f-fwocks of K-Kedaw shaww be gathewed togethew u-unto thee, t-the 
wams of Nyebaioth shaww m-minyistew u-unto t-thee: they shaww come up with 
acceptance on minye awtaw, and I wiww gwowify t-the house of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy. 

6-60:8 Who awe these that fwy as a c-cwoud, and as t-the doves to theiw 
windows? 6-60:9 S-Suwewy t-the iswes shaww wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, and t-the s-ships of 
Tawshish fiwst, to bwing thy sons fwom faw, theiw s-siwvew and theiw 
gowd with t-them, u-unto t-the nyame of t-the WOWD thy G-God, and to t-the Howy Onye 
of I-Iswaew, because he hath gwowified thee. 

60:10 And t-the sons of stwangews shaww buiwd up thy (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and theiw 
kings shaww m-minyistew u-unto t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath I smote thee, but in 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my favouw have I h-had (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on thee. 

6-60:11 Thewefowe thy gates shaww be open continyuawwy; they shaww nyot be 
s-shut day (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyight; that men may bwing u-unto thee t-the f-fowces of t-the 
G-Gentiwes, and that theiw kings may be bwought. 

60:12 Fow t-the nyation and kingdom that wiww nyot sewve thee shaww 
pewish; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, those nyations shaww be u-uttewwy wasted. 

6-60:13 The gwowy of Webanyon shaww come u-unto thee, t-the fiw twee, t-the 
pinye twee, and t-the box togethew, to beautify t-the pwace of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sanctuawy; and I wiww make t-the pwace of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet gwowious. 

6-60:14 The sons awso of t-them that affwicted thee shaww come bending 
u-unto thee; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that (>_<) d-despised thee shaww bow themsewves down 
a-at t-the sowes of thy feet; and they shaww caww thee; The city of t-the 
WOWD, The Zion of t-the Howy Onye of Iswaew. 

60:15 Wheweas t-thou has b-been fowsaken and hated, so that nyo man went 
thwough thee, I wiww make thee an etewnyaw excewwency, a joy of many 
genyewations. 

6-60:16 T-Thou shawt awso suck t-the miwk of t-the G-Gentiwes, and shawt suck 
t-the bweast of kings: and t-thou shawt knyow that I t-the WOWD am thy 
x3 *screams* S-Saviouw and thy Wedeemew, t-the mighty Onye of Jacob. 

60:17 Fow bwass I wiww bwing gowd, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon I wiww bwing s-siwvew, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wood b-bwass, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-stonyes iwon: I wiww awso make thy officews 
p-peace, and thinye e-exactows ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

6-60:18 Viowence shaww nyo mowe be heawd in thy wand, wasting (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
destwuction within thy bowdews; but t-thou shawt caww thy wawws 
Sawvation, and thy gates Pwaise. 

60:19 The sun shaww be nyo mowe thy wight by >_> d-day; nyeithew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
bwightnyess shaww t-the moon g-give wight u-unto t-thee: but t-the WOWD shaww be 
u-unto thee an evewwasting wight, and thy God thy gwowy. 

60:20 Thy sun shaww nyo mowe go down; nyeithew shaww thy moon withdwaw 
itsewf: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD shaww be thinye evewwasting wight, and t-the days of 
thy mouwnying shaww be ended. 

60:21 Thy peopwe awso shaww be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wighteous: they shaww i-inhewit t-the 
wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, t-the bwanch of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwanting, t-the wowk of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands, that I 
may be ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. 

60:22 A-A ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onye shaww become a thousand, and a smaww onye a stwong 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: I t-the WOWD wiww hasten it in his ^w^ t-time. 

61:1 The Spiwit of t-the Wowd GOD is upon m-me; because t-the WOWD hath 
anyointed m-me to pweach g-good tidings u-unto t-the m-meek; he hath sent m-me to 
bind up t-the bwokenheawted, to pwocwaim w-wibewty to t-the captives, and 
t-the openying of t-the pwison to t-them that awe bound; 61:2 To pwocwaim t-the 
acceptabwe yeaw of t-the WOWD, and t-the day of vengeance of ouw God; to 
comfowt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that mouwn; 61:3 To appoint u-unto t-them that m-mouwn in Zion, 
to g-give u-unto t-them b-beauty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-ashes, t-the oiw of joy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mouwnying, t-the 
gawment of pwaise (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spiwit of heavinyess; that they m-might be 
cawwed twees of wighteousnyess, t-the pwanting of t-the WOWD, that he m-might 
be ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. 

6-61:4 And they shaww buiwd t-the o-owd wastes, they shaww w-waise up t-the 
f-fowmew desowations, and they shaww wepaiw t-the waste cities, t-the 
d-desowations of many genyewations. 

61:5 And stwangews shaww stand and feed youw >w< f-fwocks, and t-the sons of 
t-the awien shaww be youw p-pwowmen and youw v-vinyedwessews. 

61:6 But ye shaww be nyamed t-the Pwiests of t-the WOWD: men shaww caww you 
t-the Minyistews of ouw G-God: ye shaww e-eat t-the w-wiches of t-the G-Gentiwes, and 
in theiw gwowy shaww ye boast y-youwsewves. 

61:7 Fow youw shame ye shaww have doubwe; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow confusion they shaww 
wejoice in theiw powtion: thewefowe in theiw wand they shaww possess 
t-the doubwe: evewwasting joy shaww be u-unto them. 

61:8 Fow I t-the WOWD wove j-judgment, I hate w-wobbewy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt offewing; 
and I wiww (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect theiw wowk in twuth, and I wiww make an evewwasting 
c-covenyant with them. 

61:9 And theiw seed shaww be knyown among t-the G-Gentiwes, and theiw 
o-offspwing among t-the peopwe: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that s-see t-them shaww acknyowwedge t-them, 
that they awe t-the seed which t-the WOWD hath bwessed. 

6-61:10 I wiww gweatwy wejoice in t-the WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw shaww be joyfuw in 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath cwothed m-me with t-the gawments of sawvation, he hath 
covewed m-me with t-the w-wobe of wighteousnyess, as a bwidegwoom d-decketh 
himsewf with (✧∀✧)/ o-ownyaments, and as a bwide adownyeth hewsewf with hew 
jewews. 

6-61:11 Fow as t-the eawth bwingeth fowth hew bud, and as t-the gawden 
causeth t-the things that awe sown in it to spwing fowth; so t-the Wowd 
GOD wiww c-cause wighteousnyess and pwaise to spwing fowth befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
nyations. 

62:1 Fow Z-Zion's sake wiww I nyot h-howd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peace, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jewusawem's 
sake I wiww nyot west, untiw t-the wighteousnyess theweof go fowth as 
b-bwightnyess, and t-the sawvation theweof as a wamp that buwnyeth. 

62:2 And t-the G-Gentiwes shaww s-see thy wighteousnyess, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kings thy 
gwowy: and t-thou shawt be cawwed by a nyew nyame, which t-the mouth of t-the 
WOWD shaww nyame. 

6-62:3 T-Thou shawt awso be a cwown of gwowy in t-the hand of t-the WOWD, and 
a woyaw diadem in t-the hand of thy God. 

62:4 T-Thou shawt nyo mowe be tewmed Fowsaken; nyeithew shaww thy wand any 
mowe be tewmed Desowate: but t-thou shawt be cawwed Hephzibah, and thy 
wand B-Beuwah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth in thee, and thy wand shaww be 
mawwied. 

62:5 Fow as a young man mawwieth a viwgin, so shaww thy sons m-mawwy 
t-thee: and as t-the bwidegwoom (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth o-ovew t-the bwide, so shaww thy God 
wejoice o-ovew thee. 

62:6 I have s-set w-watchmen upon thy (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, O-O J-Jewusawem, which shaww 
nyevew h-howd theiw peace day (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyight: ye that make mention of t-the 
WOWD, keep nyot siwence, 62:7 And g-give him nyo west, tiww he uWu *cries* e-estabwish, 
and tiww he make Jewusawem a pwaise in t-the eawth. 

62:8 The WOWD hath swown by his wight hand, and by t-the a-awm of his 
stwength, S-Suwewy I wiww nyo mowe g-give thy cown to be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye 
enyemies; and t-the sons of t-the stwangew shaww nyot dwink thy winye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the which t-thou hast wabouwed: 62:9 But they that have gathewed it 
shaww e-eat it, and pwaise t-the WOWD; and they that have b-bwought it 
togethew shaww dwink it in t-the couwts of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my howinyess. 

62:10 Go thwough, go thwough t-the gates; p-pwepawe ye t-the w-way of t-the 
peopwe; cast up, cast up t-the highway; gathew out t-the stonyes; wift up a 
standawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe. 

62:11 Behowd, t-the WOWD hath pwocwaimed u-unto t-the end of t-the wowwd, Say 
ye to t-the daughtew of Zion, Behowd, thy sawvation (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; b-behowd, his 
wewawd is with him, and his wowk befowe h-him. 

62:12 And they shaww caww t-them, The h-howy p-peopwe, The wedeemed of t-the 
WOWD: and t-thou shawt be cawwed, Sought (* ^ ω ^) o-out, A-A city nyot fowsaken. 

6-63:1 Who is this that cometh fwom Edom, with dyed gawments fwom 
Bozwah? this that is gwowious in his appawew, twavewwing in t-the 
gweatnyess of his (☆ω☆) s-stwength? I that speak in wighteousnyess, mighty to 
save. 

63:2 Whewefowe awt t-thou (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed in thinye appawew, and thy gawments w-wike 
him that tweadeth in t-the winyefat? 63:3 I have twodden t-the w-winyepwess 
awonye; and of t-the peopwe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye with me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww twead t-them 
in minye angew, and twampwe t-them in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy; and theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be 
spwinkwed upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawments, and I wiww stain (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waiment. 

63:4 Fow t-the day of vengeance is in minye heawt, and t-the yeaw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wedeemed is come. 

63:5 And I wooked, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) h-hewp; and I wondewed that 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye to uphowd: thewefowe minye own a-awm b-bwought sawvation 
u-unto m-me; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy, it uphewd me. 

63:6 And I wiww twead down t-the peopwe in minye angew, and make t-them 
dwunk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy, and I wiww bwing down theiw stwength to t-the eawth. 

63:7 I wiww mention t-the w-wovingkindnyesses of t-the WOWD, and t-the p-pwaises 
of t-the WOWD, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD hath b-bestowed on u-us, and 
t-the gweat goodnyess towawd t-the house of I-Iswaew, which he hath b-bestowed 
on t-them a-accowding to his mewcies, and a-accowding to t-the muwtitude of 
his wovingkindnyesses. 

63:8 Fow he said, S-Suwewy they awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, chiwdwen that wiww nyot 
wie: so he w-was theiw S-Saviouw. 

63:9 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw affwiction he w-was a-affwicted, and t-the angew of his 
pwesence saved (=`ω´=) t-them: in his wove and in his p-pity he wedeemed t-them; and 
he bawe t-them, and cawwied t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of owd. 

63:10 But they w-webewwed, and vexed his h-howy Spiwit: thewefowe he w-was 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to be theiw enyemy, and he fought against them. 

63:11 T-Then he wemembewed t-the days of o-owd, Moses, and his p-peopwe, 
s-saying, Whewe is he that b-bwought t-them up out of t-the sea with t-the 
s-shephewd of his fwock? whewe is he that put his h-howy Spiwit within 
h-him? 63:12 That w-wed t-them by t-the wight hand of Moses with his gwowious 
awm, dividing t-the w-watew befowe t-them, to make himsewf an evewwasting 
nyame? 63:13 That w-wed t-them thwough t-the deep, as an h-howse in t-the 
wiwdewnyess, that they shouwd nyot stumbwe? 63:14 As a beast goeth down 
into t-the vawwey, t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD caused him to west: so didst 
t-thou wead thy p-peopwe, to make t-thysewf a gwowious nyame. 

63:15 Wook down fwom heaven, and (x_x)V b-behowd fwom t-the h-habitation of thy 
howinyess and of thy gwowy: whewe is thy zeaw and thy stwength, t-the 
sounding of thy b-bowews and of thy mewcies towawd m-me? awe they 
westwainyed? 63:16 Doubtwess t-thou awt ouw fathew, t-though A-Abwaham be 
i-ignyowant of u-us, and Iswaew acknyowwedge us nyot: thou, O-O WOWD, awt ouw 
fathew, ouw wedeemew; thy nyame is fwom evewwasting. 

63:17 O-O WOWD, why hast t-thou m-made us to eww fwom thy ways, and hawdenyed 
ouw heawt fwom thy feaw? W-Wetuwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sewvants' sake, t-the twibes of 
thinye inhewitance. 

6-63:18 The peopwe of thy howinyess have p-possessed it but a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe: 
ouw advewsawies have twodden down thy (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

63:19 We awe thinye: t-thou nyevew bawest w-wuwe o-ovew t-them; they wewe nyot 
cawwed by thy nyame. 

64:1 O-Oh that t-thou wouwdest w-wend t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, that t-thou wouwdest come 
down, that t-the mountains m-might fwow down a-at thy pwesence, 6-64:2 As when 
t-the mewting fiwe buwnyeth, t-the fiwe causeth t-the watews to b-boiw, to make 
thy nyame knyown to thinye advewsawies, that t-the nyations may t-twembwe a-at 
thy pwesence! 6-64:3 When t-thou didst t-tewwibwe things which we wooked 
nyot fow, t-thou camest down, t-the mountains fwowed down a-at thy pwesence. 

64:4 Fow since t-the beginnying of t-the wowwd men have nyot heawd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
pewceived by t-the eaw, nyeithew hath t-the eye seen, O-O G-God, beside thee, 
what he hath pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

64:5 T-Thou meetest him that (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth and w-wowketh wighteousnyess, those 
that (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thee in thy ways: b-behowd, t-thou awt wwoth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have 
sinnyed: in those is continyuance, and we shaww be saved. 

64:6 But we awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww as an uncwean thing, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw wighteousnyesses 
awe as fiwthy wags; and we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (^-^*)/ d-do fade as a weaf; and ouw inyiquities, 
w-wike t-the wind, have taken us away. 

64:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that cawweth upon thy nyame, that s-stiwweth up 
himsewf to o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast hid thy f-face fwom u-us, and 
hast consumed u-us, because of ouw inyiquities. 

64:8 But n-nyow, O-O WOWD, t-thou awt ouw f-fathew; we awe t-the c-cway, and t-thou 
ouw pottew; and we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe t-the wowk of thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

64:9 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot wwoth vewy sowe, O-O WOWD, nyeithew (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew i-inyiquity (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew: b-behowd, see, we b-beseech thee, we awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy peopwe. 

64:10 Thy h-howy c-cities awe a wiwdewnyess, Zion is a wiwdewnyess, 
Jewusawem a desowation. 

64:11 O-Ouw h-howy and ouw beautifuw h-house, whewe ouw f-fathews pwaised 
thee, is buwnyed up with fiwe: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw pweasant things awe w-waid 
waste. 

64:12 Wiwt t-thou wefwain t-thysewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these things, O-O WOWD? wiwt t-thou 
h-howd thy p-peace, and affwict us vewy UwU s-sowe? 65:1 I am sought of t-them 
that asked nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me; I am f-found of t-them that sought m-me nyot: I said, 
(　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd me, (x_x)V b-behowd me, u-unto a nyation that w-was nyot cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. 

65:2 I have spwead out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day u-unto a webewwious p-peopwe, 
which w-wawketh in a w-way that w-was nyot g-good, aftew theiw own thoughts; 
65:3 A-A peopwe that pwovoketh m-me to angew continyuawwy to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face; that 
sacwificeth in gawdens, and buwnyeth i-incense upon a-awtaws of bwick; 65:4 
W-Which wemain among t-the gwaves, and wodge in t-the monyuments, which e-eat 
swinye's f-fwesh, and (　･ω･)☞ b-bwoth of abominyabwe things is in theiw vessews; 
65:5 W-Which say, Stand by xDD t-thysewf, come nyot (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am howiew 
than thou. These awe a smoke in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyose, a fiwe that buwnyeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
d-day. 

65:6 Behowd, it is wwitten befowe me: I wiww nyot keep siwence, but 
wiww wecompense, even wecompense into theiw bosom, 65:7 Youw 
inyiquities, and t-the inyiquities of youw f-fathews togethew, saith t-the 
WOWD, which have buwnyed i-incense upon t-the mountains, and bwasphemed m-me 
upon t-the hiwws: thewefowe wiww I measuwe theiw f-fowmew wowk into theiw 
bosom. 

65:8 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, As t-the nyew winye is f-found in t-the cwustew, and 
onye saith, D-Destwoy it n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a bwessing is in i-it: so wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvants' sakes, that I may nyot d-destwoy t-them aww. 

65:9 And I wiww bwing fowth a seed out of Jacob, and out of Judah an 
inhewitow of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mountains: and minye ewect shaww i-inhewit it, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww dweww thewe. 

65:10 And Shawon shaww be a fowd of >w< f-fwocks, and t-the vawwey of Achow a 
pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hewds to w-wie down in, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe that have sought me. 

6-65:11 But ye awe they that fowsake t-the WOWD, that fowget o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy 
mountain, that p-pwepawe a tabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that twoop, and that fuwnyish t-the 
dwink offewing u-unto that nyumbew. 

6-65:12 Thewefowe wiww I (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew you to t-the swowd, and ye shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bow 
down to t-the swaughtew: because when I cawwed, ye did nyot answew; when 
I spake, ye did nyot heaw; but did eviw befowe minye eyes, and did 
choose that whewein I dewighted n-nyot. 

6-65:13 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww 
eat, but ye shaww be hungwy: b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww dwink, but ye 
shaww be thiwsty: b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww wejoice, but ye shaww be 
ashamed: 65:14 Behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww sing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy of heawt, but ye 
shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sowwow of heawt, and shaww howw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow v-vexation of spiwit. 

65:15 And ye shaww weave youw nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (O_O;) c-cuwse u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chosen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
Wowd GOD shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway thee, and caww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants by anyothew nyame: (つ✧ω✧)つ 6-65:16 
That he who bwesseth himsewf in t-the eawth shaww bwess himsewf in t-the 
God of t-twuth; and he that s-sweaweth in t-the eawth shaww sweaw by t-the God 
of t-twuth; because t-the f-fowmew twoubwes awe f-fowgotten, and because they 
awe hid fwom minye eyes. 

65:17 Fow, b-behowd, I cweate nyew h-heavens and a nyew eawth: and t-the 
f-fowmew shaww nyot be wemembewed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow come into mind. 

65:18 But be ye gwad and wejoice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew in that which I cweate: fow, 
b-behowd, I cweate Jewusawem a wejoicing, and hew peopwe a j-joy. 

6-65:19 And I wiww wejoice in J-Jewusawem, and joy in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: and t-the 
voice of weeping shaww be nyo mowe heawd in hew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the voice of 
cwying. 

65:20 Thewe shaww be nyo mowe (o´∀`o) t-thence an infant of days, (=`ω´=) n-nyow an o-owd man 
that hath nyot fiwwed his ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-chiwd shaww die an hundwed 
yeaws o-owd; but t-the sinnyew being an hundwed yeaws o-owd shaww be 
accuwsed. 

65:21 And they shaww buiwd houses, and i-inhabit t-them; and they shaww 
pwant vinyeyawds, and e-eat t-the fwuit of them. 

65:22 They shaww nyot b-buiwd, and anyothew inhabit; they shaww nyot pwant, 
and anyothew eat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as t-the days of a twee awe t-the days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, 
and minye ewect shaww wong enjoy t-the wowk of theiw hands. 

65:23 They shaww nyot wabouw in vain, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwing fowth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow twoubwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they awe t-the seed of t-the bwessed of t-the WOWD, and theiw o-offspwing with 
them. 

65:24 And it shaww come to pass, that befowe they caww, I wiww answew; 
and whiwe they awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-speaking, I wiww heaw. 

65:25 The wowf and t-the wamb shaww feed togethew, and t-the w-wion shaww 
e-eat >_> s-stwaw w-wike t-the buwwock: and dust shaww be t-the sewpent's meat. They 
shaww nyot (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt (=`ω´=) n-nyow d-destwoy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy mountain, saith t-the WOWD. 

6-66:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, The heaven is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye, and t-the eawth is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
footstoow: whewe is t-the house that ye buiwd u-unto m-me? and whewe is t-the 
pwace of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-west? 66:2 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those things hath minye hand made, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those things have been, saith t-the WOWD: but to this man wiww I 
wook, even to him that is poow and of a contwite spiwit, and ♡(｡- ω -) *shuffles closer* t-twembweth 
a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd. 

66:3 He that kiwweth an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox is as if he swew a man; he that sacwificeth 
a wamb, as if he cut off a d-dog's nyeck; he that offeweth an obwation, 
as if he offewed swinye's bwood; he that buwnyeth incense, as if he 
bwessed an idow. 

Yea, they have chosen theiw own ways, and theiw souw (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth in 
theiw abominyations. 

66:4 I awso wiww choose theiw dewusions, and wiww bwing theiw feaws 
upon t-them; because when I cawwed, nyonye did answew; when I spake, they 
did nyot heaw: but they did eviw befowe minye eyes, and chose that in 
which I dewighted n-nyot. 

6-66:5 Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, ye that t-twembwe a-at his wowd; Youw 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that hated y-you, that cast you out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake, said, 
Wet t-the WOWD be gwowified: but he shaww appeaw to youw joy, and they 
shaww be a-ashamed. 

66:6 A-A voice of (＃`Д´) n-nyoise fwom t-the city, a voice fwom t-the t-tempwe, a voice 
of t-the WOWD that wendeweth wecompence to his enyemies. 

66:7 Befowe she twavaiwed, she b-bwought fowth; befowe hew pain came, 
she w-was dewivewed of a man chiwd. 

66:8 Who hath heawd such a thing? who hath s-seen such (o^▽^o) t-things? Shaww t-the 
eawth be m-made to bwing fowth in onye day? ow shaww a nyation be bown a-at 
once? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as soon as Zion twavaiwed, she b-bwought fowth hew chiwdwen. 

66:9 Shaww I bwing to t-the biwth, and nyot c-cause to bwing f-fowth? saith 
t-the WOWD: shaww I c-cause to bwing fowth, and s-shut t-the womb? saith thy 
God. 

66:10 Wejoice ye with J-Jewusawem, and be gwad with hew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that 
wove hew: wejoice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy with hew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew: 66:11 
That ye may suck, and be satisfied with t-the b-bweasts of hew 
c-consowations; that ye may miwk (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and be dewighted with t-the 
a-abundance of hew gwowy. 

66:12 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww e-extend peace to hew w-wike 
a wivew, and t-the gwowy of t-the G-Gentiwes w-wike a fwowing stweam: t-then 
shaww ye suck, ye shaww be (￣ω￣) b-bownye upon hew sides, and be dandwed upon 
hew knyees. 

66:13 As onye whom his mothew c-comfowteth, so wiww I comfowt you; and ye 
shaww be c-comfowted in Jewusawem. 

66:14 And when ye s-see this, youw heawt shaww wejoice, and youw bonyes 
shaww fwouwish w-wike an hewb: and t-the hand of t-the WOWD shaww be knyown 
towawd his sewvants, and his indignyation towawd his enyemies. 

66:15 Fow, b-behowd, t-the WOWD wiww come with f-fiwe, and with his chawiots 
w-wike a whiwwwind, to w-wendew his angew with fuwy, and his webuke with 
fwames of fiwe. 

66:16 Fow by fiwe and by his s-swowd wiww t-the WOWD pwead with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh: 
and t-the s-swain of t-the WOWD shaww be many. 

66:17 They that sanctify themsewves, and puwify themsewves in t-the 
gawdens behind onye twee in t-the midst, e-eating swinye's f-fwesh, and t-the 
abominyation, and t-the (O.O) *hugs tightly* m-mouse, shaww be consumed togethew, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

66:18 Fow I knyow theiw wowks and theiw thoughts: it shaww come, that I 
wiww gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations and (o^ ^o) t-tongues; and they shaww come, and s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
gwowy. 

66:19 And I wiww s-set a (*´▽`*) s-sign among t-them, and I wiww send those that 
escape of t-them u-unto t-the n-nyations, to T-Tawshish, Puw, and Wud, that d-dwaw 
t-the b-bow, to Tubaw, and Javan, to t-the iswes afaw off, that have nyot 
heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fame, nyeithew have s-seen o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy; and they shaww decwawe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
gwowy among t-the Gentiwes. 

66:20 And they shaww bwing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an offewing u-unto t-the 
WOWD out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations upon howses, and in c-chawiots, and in wittews, 
and upon muwes, and upon swift beasts, to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy mountain J-Jewusawem, 
saith t-the WOWD, as t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew bwing an offewing in a cwean 
vessew into t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

o(≧▽≦)o 6-66:21 And I wiww awso o(>ω<)o t-take of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwiests and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow W-Wevites, saith 
t-the WOWD. 

66:22 Fow as t-the nyew h-heavens and t-the nyew eawth, which I wiww make, 
shaww wemain befowe me, saith t-the WOWD, so shaww youw seed and youw 
nyame (^ω~) w-wemain. 

66:23 And it shaww come to pass, that fwom onye nyew moon to anyothew, 
and fwom onye sabbath to anyothew, shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh come to w-wowship 
befowe me, saith t-the WOWD. 

66:24 And they shaww go fowth, and wook upon t-the cawcases of t-the men 
that have twansgwessed against me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wowm shaww nyot die, 
nyeithew shaww theiw fiwe be quenched; and they shaww be an abhowwing 
u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ;;w;; f-fwesh. 




The Book of t-the Pwophet Jewemiah 


1:1 The w-wowds of Jewemiah t-the son of Hiwkiah, of t-the pwiests that 
wewe in Anyathoth in t-the wand of Benjamin: 1:2 To whom t-the wowd of t-the 
WOWD came in t-the days of Josiah t-the son of Amon king of Judah, in t-the 
thiwteenth yeaw of his weign. 

1:3 I-It came awso in t-the days of Jehoiakim t-the son of Josiah king of 
Judah, u-unto t-the end of t-the e-eweventh yeaw of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of Josiah 
king of Judah, u-unto t-the cawwying away of Jewusawem captive in t-the 
fifth m-month. 

1:4 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 1:5 Befowe I 
|･ω･) f-fowmed thee in t-the bewwy I knyew thee; and befowe t-thou camest fowth out 
of t-the womb I sanctified thee, and I o-owdainyed thee a pwophet u-unto t-the 
nyations. 

1-1:6 T-Then said I, A-Ah, Wowd G-GOD! b-behowd, I c-cannyot speak: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am a 
chiwd. 

1:7 But t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Say nyot, I am a chiwd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt 
go to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I shaww send thee, and whatsoevew I command thee t-thou 
shawt s-speak. 

1:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of theiw f-faces: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with thee to d-dewivew thee, 
saith t-the WOWD. 

1-1:9 T-Then t-the WOWD put fowth his hand, and touched o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. And t-the 
WOWD said u-unto me, Behowd, I have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds in thy mouth. 

1:10 See, I have this day s-set thee o-ovew t-the nyations and o-ovew t-the 
kingdoms, to woot (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and to puww down, and to destwoy, and to thwow 
down, to b-buiwd, and to pwant. 

1:11 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, Jewemiah, 
what seest thou? And I said, I s-see a wod of an a-awmond t-twee. 

1:12 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto me, T-Thou hast w-weww seen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww 
hasten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd to pewfowm it. 

1:13 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto m-me t-the second time, s-saying, 
What seest thou? And I said, I s-see a seething pot; and t-the f-face 
theweof is towawd t-the n-nyowth. 

1:14 T-Then t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Out of t-the nyowth an eviw shaww bweak 
fowth upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand. 

1:15 Fow, wo, I wiww caww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies of t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the 
nyowth, saith t-the WOWD; and they shaww come, and they shaww s-set {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye his t-thwonye a-at t-the entewing of t-the gates of J-Jewusawem, and against 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wawws theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of 
J-Judah. 

1:16 And I wiww uttew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments against t-them touching (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
wickednyess, who have fowsaken me, and have buwnyed i-incense u-unto othew 
gods, and w-wowshipped t-the wowks of theiw own hands. 

1:17 T-Thou thewefowe giwd up thy w-woins, and a-awise, and speak u-unto t-them 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I command t-thee: be nyot d-dismayed a-at theiw faces, west I 
c-confound thee befowe them. 

1:18 Fow, b-behowd, I have m-made thee this day a defenced city, and an 
(=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon piwwaw, and bwasen wawws against t-the w-whowe wand, against t-the 
kings of Judah, against t-the pwinces t-theweof, against t-the pwiests 
t-theweof, and against t-the peopwe of t-the wand. 

1:19 And they shaww fight against thee; but they shaww nyot pwevaiw 
against thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with thee, saith t-the WOWD, to d-dewivew thee. 

2:1 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to me, s-saying, 2:2 Go and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy 
in t-the eaws of J-Jewusawem, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew 
thee, t-the k-kindnyess of thy youth, t-the wove of thinye espousaws, when 
t-thou wentest aftew m-me in t-the wiwdewnyess, in a wand that w-was nyot sown. 

2-2:3 Iswaew w-was howinyess u-unto t-the WOWD, and t-the fiwstfwuits of his 
incwease: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that devouw him shaww offend; eviw shaww come upon t-them, 
saith t-the WOWD. 

2:4 Heaw ye t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, O-O house of Jacob, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
famiwies of t-the house of Iswaew: 2-2:5 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, What 
i-inyiquity have youw f-fathews f-found in me, that they awe gonye faw fwom 
me, and have wawked aftew v-vanyity, and awe become vain? 2:6 N-Nyeithew 
said they, Whewe is t-the WOWD that b-bwought us up out of t-the wand of 
Egypt, that w-wed us thwough t-the wiwdewnyess, thwough a wand of desewts 
and of pits, thwough a wand of dwought, and of t-the shadow of d-death, 
thwough a wand that nyo man passed thwough, and whewe nyo man dwewt? 
2-2:7 And I b-bwought you into a p-pwentifuw countwy, to e-eat t-the fwuit 
theweof and t-the goodnyess t-theweof; but when ye e-entewed, ye defiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wand, and m-made minye hewitage an abominyation. 

2:8 The pwiests said nyot, Whewe is t-the WOWD? and they that handwe t-the 
(☆▽☆) w-waw knyew m-me nyot: t-the pastows awso twansgwessed against me, and t-the 
pwophets pwophesied by Baaw, and wawked aftew things that (^-^*)/ d-do nyot 
p-pwofit. 

2-2:9 Whewefowe I wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwead with y-you, saith t-the WOWD, and with youw 
c-chiwdwen's chiwdwen wiww I pwead. 

2:10 Fow pass o-ovew t-the iswes of Chittim, and see; and send u-unto Kedaw, 
and considew diwigentwy, and s-see if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be such a thing. 

2-2:11 Hath a nyation changed theiw gods, which awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyo g-gods? but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe have changed theiw gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which doth nyot p-pwofit. 

2:12 (☆▽☆) B-Be astonyished, O-O ye (^ω~) h-heavens, a-at this, and be howwibwy afwaid, be 
ye vewy d-desowate, saith t-the WOWD. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe have committed two eviws; they have fowsaken m-me t-the 
fountain of wiving w-watews, and hewed t-them out cistewns, bwoken 
cistewns, that c-can h-howd nyo watew. 

2:14 Is Iswaew a sewvant? is he a homebown swave? why is he s-spoiwed? 
2:15 The young w-wions w-woawed upon him, and yewwed, and they m-made his 
wand waste: his c-cities awe buwnyed without i-inhabitant. 

2:16 Awso t-the chiwdwen of N-Nyoph and Tahapanyes have bwoken t-the cwown of 
thy head. 

2:17 Hast t-thou nyot pwocuwed this u-unto xDD t-thysewf, in that t-thou hast 
fowsaken t-the WOWD thy G-God, when he w-wed thee by t-the way? 2:18 And nyow 
what hast t-thou to (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the w-way of Egypt, to dwink t-the watews of 
Sihow? ow what hast t-thou to (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the w-way of A-Assywia, to dwink t-the 
watews of t-the wivew? 2:19 T-Thinye own w-wickednyess shaww c-cowwect thee, 
and thy backswidings shaww wepwove t-thee: knyow thewefowe and s-see that 
it is an eviw t-thing and bittew, that t-thou hast fowsaken t-the WOWD thy 
G-God, and that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-feaw is nyot in thee, saith t-the Wowd GOD of hosts. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Fow of o-owd time I have bwoken thy yoke, and buwst thy bands; and 
t-thou saidst, I wiww nyot \(★ω★)/ t-twansgwess; when upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww and 
undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee t-thou wandewest, pwaying t-the hawwot. 

2:21 Y-Yet I h-had pwanted thee a n-nyobwe vinye, whowwy a wight seed: how 
t-then awt t-thou (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into t-the degenyewate pwant of a s-stwange vinye u-unto 
m-me? 2:22 Fow t-though t-thou w-wash thee with nyitwe, and o(>ω<)o t-take thee m-much 
soap, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thinye i-inyiquity is mawked befowe me, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

2:23 How c-canst t-thou say, I am nyot powwuted, I have nyot gonye aftew 
Baawim? s-see thy w-way in t-the vawwey, knyow what t-thou hast d-donye: t-thou awt 
a swift dwomedawy twavewsing hew w-ways; 2:24 A-A wiwd a-ass used to t-the 
wiwdewnyess, that s-snyuffeth up t-the wind a-at hew (´ ω `♡) p-pweasuwe; in hew occasion 
who c-can tuwn hew away? (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that seek hew wiww nyot weawy 
themsewves; in hew month they shaww f-find hew. 

2:25 Withhowd thy foot fwom being u-unshod, and thy thwoat fwom thiwst: 
but t-thou saidst, Thewe is nyo hope: nyo; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have woved stwangews, and 
aftew t-them wiww I go. 

2:26 As t-the t-thief is a-ashamed when he is found, so is t-the house of 
Iswaew ashamed; they, theiw kings, theiw pwinces, and theiw p-pwiests, 
and theiw pwophets. 

(^ω~) 2-2:27 S-Saying to a stock, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fathew; and to a stonye, T-Thou hast 
b-bwought m-me fowth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed theiw back u-unto me, and nyot 
theiw f-face: but in t-the time of theiw twoubwe they wiww say, Awise, and 
s-save us. 

2:28 But whewe awe thy gods that t-thou hast m-made thee? wet t-them a-awise, 
if they c-can s-save thee in t-the time of thy t-twoubwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-accowding to t-the 
(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of thy c-cities awe thy gods, O-O J-Judah. 

2:29 Whewefowe wiww ye pwead with m-me? ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww have twansgwessed against 
me, saith t-the WOWD. 

2:30 In vain have I smitten youw chiwdwen; they weceived nyo 
c-cowwection: youw own s-swowd hath devouwed youw pwophets, w-wike a 
destwoying wion. 

2:31 O-O g-genyewation, s-see ye t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. H-Have I b-been a 
wiwdewnyess u-unto I-Iswaew? a wand of d-dawknyess? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe say o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, 
We awe wowds; we wiww come nyo mowe u-unto thee? 2:32 Can a m-maid fowget 
hew (✧∀✧)/ o-ownyaments, ow a bwide hew attiwe? (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe have fowgotten m-me 
days without nyumbew. 

2:33 Why twimmest t-thou thy w-way to seek w-wove? thewefowe hast t-thou awso 
taught t-the wicked o-onyes thy w-ways. 

2:34 Awso in thy (=^‥^=) s-skiwts is f-found t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the s-souws of t-the poow 
innyocents: I have nyot f-found it by secwet (＾• ω •＾) s-seawch, but upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these. 

2:35 Y-Yet t-thou sayest, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I am innyocent, suwewy his angew shaww 
tuwn fwom me. Behowd, I wiww pwead with thee, because t-thou sayest, I 
have nyot ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. 

2:36 Why gaddest t-thou about so m-much to change thy way? t-thou awso shawt 
be a-ashamed of Egypt, as t-thou wast a-ashamed of Assywia. 

2:37 Yea, t-thou shawt go fowth fwom him, and thinye h-hands upon thinye 
head: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath wejected thy confidences, and t-thou shawt nyot 
p-pwospew in them. 

3-3:1 They say, If a man put away his wife, and she go fwom him, and 
become anyothew m-man's, shaww he (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto hew (/ =ω=)/ a-again? shaww nyot that 
wand be gweatwy powwuted? but t-thou hast pwayed t-the hawwot with many 
wovews; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn again to me, saith t-the WOWD. 

3:2 W-Wift up thinye eyes u-unto t-the high pwaces, and s-see whewe t-thou hast 
nyot b-been wien with. In t-the ways hast t-thou sat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, as t-the Awabian 
in t-the wiwdewnyess; and t-thou hast powwuted t-the wand with thy whowedoms 
and with thy wickednyess. 

3-3:3 Thewefowe t-the showews have b-been withhowden, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath b-been nyo 
wattew wain; and t-thou hadst a whowe's fowehead, t-thou wefusedst to be 
a-ashamed. 

3:4 Wiwt t-thou nyot fwom this time (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto me, My fathew, t-thou awt t-the 
guide of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my y-youth? 3:5 W-Wiww he wesewve his angew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew? wiww he 
keep it to t-the end? Behowd, t-thou hast spoken and donye eviw things as 
t-thou couwdest. 

3-3:6 The WOWD said awso u-unto m-me in t-the days of Josiah t-the king, Hast 
t-thou s-seen that which backswiding Iswaew hath donye? she is gonye up upon 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high mountain and undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath pwayed 
t-the hawwot. 

3:7 And I said aftew she h-had donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, T-Tuwn t-thou u-unto me. 
But she wetuwnyed n-nyot. And hew t-tweachewous s-sistew Judah saw it. 

3:8 And I saw, when (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the causes wheweby backswiding Iswaew 
committed aduwtewy I h-had put hew away, and given hew a biww of 
divowce; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hew t-tweachewous s-sistew Judah feawed nyot, but went and 
pwayed t-the hawwot awso. 

3-3:9 And it came to pass thwough t-the wightnyess of hew w-whowedom, that 
she defiwed t-the wand, and committed aduwtewy with s-stonyes and with 
stocks. 

3:10 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this hew t-tweachewous s-sistew Judah hath nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
u-unto m-me with hew w-whowe heawt, but ^w^ *cuddles you* f-feignyedwy, saith t-the WOWD. 

3:11 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, The backswiding Iswaew hath j-justified 
hewsewf mowe than t-tweachewous J-Judah. 

3:12 Go and pwocwaim these w-wowds towawd t-the nyowth, and say, Wetuwn, 
t-thou backswiding I-Iswaew, saith t-the WOWD; and I wiww nyot c-cause minye 
angew to faww upon you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am m-mewcifuw, saith t-the WOWD, and I wiww 
nyot keep angew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

3:13 Onwy acknyowwedge thinye inyiquity, that t-thou hast twansgwessed 
against t-the WOWD thy G-God, and hast scattewed thy ways to t-the stwangews 
undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee, and ye have nyot obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

3:14 Tuwn, O-O backswiding c-chiwdwen, saith t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am mawwied 
u-unto you: and I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take you onye of a city, and two of a famiwy, and 
I wiww bwing you to Z-Zion: 3:15 And I wiww g-give you pastows a-accowding 
to minye heawt, which shaww feed you with k-knyowwedge and undewstanding. 

3:16 And it shaww come to pass, when ye be m-muwtipwied and incweased in 
t-the wand, in those days, saith t-the WOWD, they shaww say nyo m-mowe, The 
awk of t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD: nyeithew shaww it come to mind: 
nyeithew shaww they (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew it; nyeithew shaww they v-visit it; nyeithew 
shaww that be donye any mowe. 

3:17 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time they shaww caww Jewusawem t-the t-thwonye of t-the WOWD; 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations shaww be gathewed u-unto it, to t-the nyame of t-the 
WOWD, to Jewusawem: nyeithew shaww they wawk any mowe aftew t-the 
imaginyation of theiw eviw heawt. 

3:18 In those days t-the house of Judah shaww wawk with t-the house of 
I-Iswaew, and they shaww come togethew out of t-the wand of t-the nyowth to 
t-the wand that I have given (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto youw fathews. 

3:19 But I said, How shaww I put thee among t-the c-chiwdwen, and g-give 
thee a pweasant wand, a goodwy hewitage of t-the hosts of nyations? and I 
said, T-Thou shawt caww me, My f-fathew; and shawt nyot tuwn away fwom me. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 S-Suwewy as a wife t-tweachewouswy depawteth fwom hew husband, so 
have ye d-deawt t-tweachewouswy with me, O-O house of I-Iswaew, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

3:21 A-A voice w-was heawd upon t-the high pwaces, weeping and suppwications 
of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have pewvewted theiw way, and they 
have fowgotten t-the WOWD theiw God. 

3-3:22 Wetuwn, ye backswiding c-chiwdwen, and I wiww heaw youw 
b-backswidings. 

Behowd, we come u-unto thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt t-the WOWD ouw God. 

3:23 Twuwy in vain is sawvation hoped (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwom t-the h-hiwws, and fwom t-the 
muwtitude of mountains: t-twuwy in t-the WOWD ouw God is t-the sawvation of 
Iswaew. 

3:24 Fow shame hath devouwed t-the wabouw of ouw f-fathews fwom ouw youth; 
theiw f-fwocks and theiw h-hewds, theiw sons and theiw daughtews. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 We w-wie down in ouw shame, and ouw confusion coveweth us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we 
have sinnyed against t-the WOWD ouw G-God, we and ouw fathews, fwom ouw 
youth even u-unto this day, and have nyot obeyed t-the voice of t-the WOWD 
ouw God. 

4:1 If t-thou wiwt wetuwn, O-O I-Iswaew, saith t-the WOWD, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto me: and 
if t-thou wiwt put away thinye abominyations out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, t-then shawt 
t-thou nyot wemove. 

4-4:2 And t-thou shawt sweaw, The WOWD w-wiveth, in twuth, in j-judgment, and 
in wighteousnyess; and t-the nyations shaww bwess themsewves in him, and 
in him shaww they gwowy. 

4:3 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD to t-the men of Judah and J-Jewusawem, Bweak 
up youw ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *looks at you* f-fawwow g-gwound, and sow nyot among thowns. 

4-4:4 Ciwcumcise youwsewves to t-the WOWD, and o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the (*≧ω≦*) f-foweskins of 
youw heawt, ye men of Judah and i-inhabitants of Jewusawem: west o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy 
come fowth w-wike f-fiwe, and buwn that nyonye c-can quench it, because of t-the 
eviw of youw doings. 

4-4:5 Decwawe ye in Judah, and pubwish in Jewusawem; and say, Bwow ye 
t-the twumpet in t-the wand: cwy, gathew togethew, and say, A-Assembwe 
youwsewves, and wet us go into t-the defenced cities. 

4:6 Set up t-the standawd towawd Z-Zion: wetiwe, stay nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww 
bwing eviw fwom t-the nyowth, and a gweat destwuction. 

4:7 The w-wion is come up fwom his thicket, and t-the destwoyew of t-the 
G-Gentiwes is on his way; he is gonye fowth fwom his pwace to make thy 
wand d-desowate; and thy c-cities shaww be w-waid waste, without an 
i-inhabitant. 

4-4:8 Fow this giwd you with sackcwoth, wament and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) h-howw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiewce 
angew of t-the WOWD is nyot (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back fwom us. 

4:9 And it shaww come to pass a-at that day, saith t-the WOWD, that t-the 
heawt of t-the king shaww pewish, and t-the heawt of t-the pwinces; and t-the 
pwiests shaww be astonyished, and t-the pwophets shaww w-wondew. 

4:10 T-Then said I, A-Ah, Wowd G-GOD! suwewy t-thou hast gweatwy d-deceived this 
peopwe and J-Jewusawem, s-saying, Ye shaww have peace; w-wheweas t-the s-swowd 
weacheth u-unto t-the souw. 

4:11 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time shaww it be said to this peopwe and to J-Jewusawem, A-A 
dwy wind of t-the high pwaces in t-the wiwdewnyess towawd t-the daughtew of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, nyot to fan, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to cweanse, 4:12 Even a f-fuww wind fwom 
those pwaces shaww come u-unto me: nyow awso wiww I g-give sentence against 
them. 

4:13 Behowd, he shaww come up as c-cwouds, and his chawiots shaww be as 
a whiwwwind: his howses awe swiftew than eagwes. Woe u-unto us! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we 
awe s-spoiwed. 

4:14 O-O J-Jewusawem, w-wash thinye heawt fwom wickednyess, that t-thou mayest 
be saved. How wong shaww thy vain thoughts wodge within thee? 4:15 
Fow a voice decwaweth fwom Dan, and pubwisheth affwiction fwom mount 
Ephwaim. 

4:16 Make ye mention to t-the nyations; b-behowd, pubwish against 
J-Jewusawem, that watchews come fwom a faw countwy, and g-give out theiw 
voice against t-the c-cities of J-Judah. 

4:17 As keepews of a fiewd, awe they against hew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; because 
she hath b-been webewwious against me, saith t-the WOWD. 

4-4:18 Thy w-way and thy doings have pwocuwed these things u-unto thee; this 
is thy wickednyess, because it is bittew, because it weacheth u-unto 
thinye heawt. 

4:19 My bowews, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bowews! I am painyed a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vewy heawt; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt 
m-maketh a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise in m-me; I c-cannyot h-howd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peace, because t-thou hast heawd, 
O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, t-the a-awawm of waw. 

4:20 D-Destwuction upon destwuction is cwied; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-whowe wand is 
spoiwed: suddenwy awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tents spoiwed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cuwtains in a m-moment. 

4:21 How wong shaww I s-see t-the s-standawd, and h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the 
twumpet? 4:22 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe is foowish, they have nyot knyown m-me; they 
awe s-sottish c-chiwdwen, and they have nyonye ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: they awe wise 
to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw, but to (^-^*)/ d-do g-good they have nyo knyowwedge. 

4:23 I behewd t-the eawth, and, wo, it w-was without fowm, and void; and 
t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and they h-had nyo wight. 

4:24 I behewd t-the mountains, and, wo, they twembwed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hiwws 
moved wightwy. 

4:25 I behewd, and, wo, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo ^.^ m-man, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the biwds of t-the 
h-heavens wewe fwed. 

4:26 I behewd, and, wo, t-the f-fwuitfuw pwace w-was a wiwdewnyess, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the c-cities theweof wewe bwoken down a-at t-the pwesence of t-the WOWD, and 
by his fiewce angew. 

4:27 Fow thus hath t-the WOWD said, The w-whowe wand shaww be d-desowate; 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I nyot make a f-fuww end. 

4:28 Fow this shaww t-the eawth mouwn, and t-the h-heavens a-above be bwack; 
because I have spoken it, I have p-puwposed it, and wiww nyot wepent, 
nyeithew wiww I tuwn back fwom it. 

4:29 The w-whowe city shaww fwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the howsemen and 
bowmen; they shaww go into t-thickets, and c-cwimb up upon t-the wocks: 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city shaww be fowsaken, and nyot a man dweww thewein. 

4:30 And when t-thou awt spoiwed, what wiwt t-thou do? Though t-thou 
cwothest t-thysewf with ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-cwimson, t-though t-thou d-deckest thee with ownyaments 
of gowd, t-though t-thou wentest thy f-face with painting, in vain shawt 
t-thou make t-thysewf faiw; thy wovews wiww despise thee, they wiww seek 
thy wife. 

4-4:31 Fow I have heawd a voice as of a woman in twavaiw, and t-the 
a-anguish as of hew that bwingeth fowth hew fiwst chiwd, t-the voice of 
t-the daughtew of Zion, that bewaiweth hewsewf, that spweadeth hew 
hands, s-saying, Woe is m-me nyow! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is weawied because of 
muwdewews. 

5:1 Wun ye to and fwo thwough t-the s-stweets of J-Jewusawem, and s-see n-nyow, 
and knyow, and seek in t-the bwoad pwaces t-theweof, if ye c-can f-find a ^.^ m-man, 
if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any that executeth j-judgment, that seeketh t-the t-twuth; and I 
wiww pawdon it. 

5-5:2 And t-though they say, The WOWD wiveth; suwewy they sweaw f-fawsewy. 

5:3 O-O WOWD, awe nyot thinye eyes upon t-the twuth? t-thou hast s-stwicken 
t-them, but they have nyot gwieved; t-thou hast consumed t-them, but they 
have wefused to weceive c-cowwection: they have m-made theiw faces ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *blushes* h-hawdew 
than a wock; they have wefused to wetuwn. 

5:4 Thewefowe I said, S-Suwewy these awe poow; they awe foowish: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they knyow nyot t-the w-way of t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the j-judgment of theiw God. 

5:5 I wiww get m-me u-unto t-the gweat men, and wiww speak u-unto t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they have knyown t-the w-way of t-the WOWD, and t-the j-judgment of theiw G-God: 
but these have awtogethew bwoken t-the yoke, and buwst t-the bonds. 

5:6 Whewefowe a w-wion out of t-the fowest shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them, and a wowf of 
t-the evenyings shaww spoiw t-them, a weopawd shaww watch o-ovew theiw 
cities: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that goeth out (o´∀`o) t-thence shaww be t-town in pieces: 
because theiw twansgwessions awe many, and theiw backswidings awe 
incweased. 

5:7 How shaww I pawdon thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-this? thy chiwdwen have fowsaken me, 
and swown by t-them that awe nyo gods: when I h-had fed t-them to t-the fuww, 
they t-then committed a-aduwtewy, and assembwed themsewves by twoops in 
t-the h-hawwots' houses. 

5:8 They wewe as fed howses in t-the mownying: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye nyeighed aftew 
his nyeighbouw's wife. 

5:9 Shaww I nyot v-visit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these (o^▽^o) t-things? saith t-the WOWD: and shaww nyot 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw be a-avenged on such a nyation as t-this? 5:10 Go ye up upon hew 
(＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and destwoy; but make nyot a f-fuww end: o(>ω<)o t-take away hew 
battwements; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe nyot t-the W-WOWD's. 

5:11 Fow t-the house of Iswaew and t-the house of Judah have d-deawt vewy 
t-tweachewouswy against me, saith t-the WOWD. 

5:12 They have bewied t-the WOWD, and said, I-It is nyot h-he; nyeithew shaww 
eviw come upon us; nyeithew shaww we s-see s-swowd (=`ω´=) n-nyow faminye: 5-5:13 And t-the 
pwophets shaww become wind, and t-the wowd is nyot in (=`ω´=) t-them: thus shaww it 
be donye u-unto them. 

5:14 Whewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD God of hosts, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye speak this 
wowd, b-behowd, I wiww make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds in thy mouth f-fiwe, and this peopwe 
wood, and it shaww devouw them. 

5:15 Wo, I wiww bwing a nyation upon you fwom faw, O-O house of I-Iswaew, 
saith t-the WOWD: it is a mighty nyation, it is an (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient nyation, a 
nyation whose wanguage t-thou k-knyowest nyot, nyeithew undewstandest what 
they say. 

5:16 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw ^w^ q-quivew is as an open sepuwchwe, they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mighty m-men. 

5:17 And they shaww e-eat up thinye hawvest, and thy bwead, which thy 
sons and thy daughtews shouwd eat: they shaww e-eat up thy f-fwocks and 
thinye hewds: they shaww e-eat up thy vinyes and thy fig t-twees: they shaww 
impovewish thy f-fenced cities, whewein t-thou twustedst, with t-the swowd. 

5:18 Nyevewthewess in those days, saith t-the WOWD, I wiww nyot make a 
f-fuww end with you. 

5:19 And it shaww come to pass, when ye shaww say, Whewefowe doeth t-the 
WOWD ouw God (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things u-unto us? t-then shawt t-thou answew t-them, 
Wike as ye have fowsaken me, and sewved s-stwange gods in youw wand, so 
shaww ye sewve stwangews in a wand that is nyot youw's. 

5:20 Decwawe this in t-the house of Jacob, and pubwish it in Judah, 
s-saying, 5:21 Heaw nyow this, O-O foowish p-peopwe, and without 
undewstanding; which have eyes, and s-see n-nyot; which have eaws, and h-heaw 
nyot: 5:22 Feaw ye nyot m-me? saith t-the WOWD: wiww ye nyot t-twembwe a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pwesence, which have pwaced t-the sand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-bound of t-the sea by a 
pewpetuaw decwee, that it c-cannyot pass i-it: and t-though t-the waves theweof 
toss themsewves, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet c-can they nyot pwevaiw; t-though they (✧ω✧) w-woaw, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet c-can 
they nyot pass o-ovew it? 5:23 But this peopwe hath a wevowting and a 
webewwious heawt; they awe w-wevowted and gonye. 

5-5:24 N-Nyeithew say they in theiw heawt, Wet us nyow f-feaw t-the WOWD ouw 
G-God, that giveth wain, both t-the f-fowmew and t-the wattew, in his season: 
he wesewveth u-unto us t-the appointed w-weeks of t-the h-hawvest. 

5:25 Youw inyiquities have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away these things, and youw s-sins have 
withhowden g-good things fwom you. 

5:26 Fow among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe awe f-found wicked m-men: they way wait, as he 
that setteth (°ㅂ°╬) *twerks* s-snyawes; they s-set a twap, they catch m-men. 

5:27 As a cage is f-fuww of biwds, so awe theiw houses f-fuww of deceit: 
thewefowe they awe become g-gweat, and waxen w-wich. 

5:28 They awe waxen fat, they shinye: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they ovewpass t-the deeds of 
t-the wicked: they j-judge nyot t-the cause, t-the c-cause of t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
they pwospew; and t-the wight of t-the nyeedy (^-^*)/ d-do they nyot judge. 

5-5:29 Shaww I nyot v-visit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these (o^▽^o) t-things? saith t-the WOWD: shaww nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
souw be a-avenged on such a nyation as t-this? 5:30 A-A wondewfuw and 
howwibwe t-thing is committed in t-the wand; 5:31 The pwophets ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy 
fawsewy, and t-the pwiests beaw w-wuwe by theiw m-means; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe wove 
to have it so: and what wiww ye (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the end theweof? 6-6:1 O-O ye 
chiwdwen of Benjamin, gathew youwsewves to fwee out of t-the m-midst of 
J-Jewusawem, and b-bwow t-the twumpet in Tekoa, and s-set up a (*´▽`*) s-sign of fiwe in 
Bethhaccewem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw appeaweth out of t-the nyowth, and gweat 
destwuction. 

6:2 I have wikenyed t-the daughtew of Zion to a c-comewy and dewicate 
|･ω･) w-woman. 

6:3 The shephewds with theiw f-fwocks shaww come u-unto hew; they shaww 
p-pitch theiw tents against hew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; they shaww feed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
in his pwace. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Pwepawe ye waw against hew; a-awise, and wet us go up a-at nyoon. Woe 
u-unto us! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day goeth away, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the shadows of t-the evenying awe 
stwetched ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

6:5 Awise, and wet us go by nyight, and wet us d-destwoy hew pawaces. 

6:6 Fow thus hath t-the WOWD of hosts said, H-Hew ye down twees, and cast 
a mount against Jewusawem: this is t-the city to be (✧∀✧)/ v-visited; she is 
whowwy oppwession in t-the m-midst of hew. 

6:7 As a fountain casteth out hew w-watews, so she casteth out hew 
wickednyess: viowence and spoiw is heawd in hew; befowe m-me continyuawwy 
is gwief and wounds. 

6:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou instwucted, O-O J-Jewusawem, west o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw depawt fwom thee; 
west I make thee d-desowate, a wand nyot i-inhabited. 

6:9 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, They shaww thwoughwy gwean t-the 
wemnyant of Iswaew as a vinye: tuwn back thinye hand as a g-gwapegathewew 
into t-the baskets. 

6:10 To whom shaww I speak, and g-give wawnying, that they may heaw? 
b-behowd, theiw eaw is unciwcumcised, and they c-cannyot h-heawken: b-behowd, 
t-the wowd of t-the WOWD is u-unto t-them a wepwoach; they have nyo dewight in 
it. 

6:11 Thewefowe I am f-fuww of t-the fuwy of t-the WOWD; I am weawy with 
howding in: I wiww p-pouw it out upon t-the chiwdwen abwoad, and upon t-the 
assembwy of young men togethew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow even t-the h-husband with t-the wife 
shaww be taken, t-the a-aged with him that is f-fuww of days. 

6:12 And theiw houses shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto othews, with theiw fiewds 
and wives togethew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww s-stwetch out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand upon t-the 
i-inhabitants of t-the wand, saith t-the WOWD. 

6:13 Fow fwom t-the weast of t-them even u-unto t-the gweatest of t-them {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye is given to covetousnyess; and fwom t-the pwophet even u-unto t-the 
pwiest {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye deaweth f-fawsewy. 

6:14 They have heawed awso t-the (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe 
swightwy, s-saying, Peace, peace; when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo p-peace. 

6:15 W-Wewe they a-ashamed when they h-had committed abominyation? nyay, they 
wewe nyot a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-ashamed, nyeithew couwd they bwush: thewefowe they 
shaww faww among t-them that faww: a-at t-the time that I v-visit t-them they 
shaww be cast down, saith t-the WOWD. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Stand ye in t-the ways, and see, and ask (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the o-owd (´ ω `♡) p-paths, whewe is t-the g-good way, and wawk thewein, and ye shaww 
f-find w-west (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw souws. But they said, We wiww nyot wawk thewein. 

6-6:17 Awso I s-set w-watchmen o-ovew y-you, s-saying, Heawken to t-the s-sound of t-the 
t-twumpet. But they said, We wiww nyot h-heawken. 

6:18 Thewefowe h-heaw, ye n-nyations, and knyow, O-O congwegation, what is 
among them. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 Heaw, O-O eawth: b-behowd, I wiww bwing eviw upon this p-peopwe, even 
t-the fwuit of theiw thoughts, because they have nyot heawkenyed u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowds, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, but wejected it. 

6:20 To what puwpose cometh (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to m-me i-incense fwom Sheba, and t-the 
sweet canye fwom a faw countwy? youw buwnt offewings awe nyot 
acceptabwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow youw s-sacwifices sweet u-unto me. 

6:21 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww way stumbwingbwocks 
befowe this p-peopwe, and t-the f-fathews and t-the sons togethew shaww faww 
upon t-them; t-the (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw and his fwiend shaww pewish. 

6:22 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, a peopwe cometh fwom t-the nyowth 
countwy, and a gweat nyation shaww be waised fwom t-the s-sides of t-the 
eawth. 

6:23 They shaww way h-howd on bow and speaw; they awe cwuew, and have nyo 
m-mewcy; theiw voice woaweth w-wike t-the sea; and they wide upon howses, 
s-set in a-awway as men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waw against thee, O-O daughtew of Z-Zion. 

6:24 We have heawd t-the f-fame theweof: ouw h-hands wax f-feebwe: a-anguish 
hath taken h-howd of u-us, and p-pain, as of a woman in twavaiw. 

6:25 Go nyot fowth into t-the fiewd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wawk by t-the way; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swowd 
of t-the enyemy and f-feaw is on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. 

6:26 O-O daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, giwd thee with sackcwoth, and wawwow 
t-thysewf in ashes: make thee mouwnying, as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an onwy son, most bittew 
wamentation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spoiwew shaww suddenwy come upon us. 

6:27 I have s-set thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a towew and a fowtwess among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, that 
t-thou mayest knyow and twy theiw way. 

6:28 They awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gwievous wevowtews, wawking with swandews: they awe 
bwass and iwon; they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cowwuptews. 

6:29 The b-bewwows awe buwnyed, t-the wead is consumed of t-the fiwe; t-the 
foundew mewteth in vain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wicked awe nyot p-pwucked away. 

6:30 Wepwobate s-siwvew shaww men caww t-them, because t-the WOWD hath 
wejected them. 

7:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, s-saying, 7:2 Stand in 
t-the gate of t-the WOWD's h-house, and pwocwaim (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe this wowd, and say, 
Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye of Judah, that entew in a-at these 
gates to w-wowship t-the WOWD. 

7-7:3 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, A-Amend youw ways 
and youw doings, and I wiww c-cause you to dweww in this pwace. 

7:4 Twust ye nyot in wying wowds, s-saying, The tempwe of t-the WOWD, The 
tempwe of t-the WOWD, The tempwe of t-the WOWD, awe these. 

7:5 Fow if ye thwoughwy amend youw ways and youw doings; if ye 
thwoughwy execute j-judgment b-between a man and his nyeighbouw; 7:6 If ye 
o(>ω<)o o-oppwess nyot t-the s-stwangew, t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and t-the widow, and shed nyot 
innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood in this pwace, nyeithew wawk aftew othew gods to youw 
h-huwt: 7-7:7 T-Then wiww I c-cause you to dweww in this pwace, in t-the wand 
that I gave to youw fathews, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Behowd, ye t-twust in wying wowds, that c-cannyot p-pwofit. 

7:9 W-Wiww ye steaw, muwdew, and commit a-aduwtewy, and sweaw fawsewy, and 
buwn i-incense u-unto Baaw, and wawk aftew othew gods whom ye knyow n-nyot; 
7:10 And come and stand befowe m-me in this h-house, which is cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame, and say, We awe dewivewed to (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these abominyations? 7:11 Is 
this h-house, which is cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, become a den of wobbews in 
youw eyes? Behowd, even I have s-seen it, saith t-the WOWD. 

7:12 But go ye nyow u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwace which w-was in S-Shiwoh, whewe I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame a-at t-the fiwst, and s-see what I did to it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wickednyess of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe Iswaew. 

7:13 And n-nyow, because ye have donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowks, saith t-the WOWD, 
and I spake u-unto y-you, wising up eawwy and s-speaking, but ye heawd n-nyot; 
and I cawwed y-you, but ye answewed n-nyot; 7:14 Thewefowe wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto 
this h-house, which is cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, whewein ye twust, and u-unto t-the 
pwace which I gave to you and to youw fathews, as I have donye to 
Shiwoh. 

7:15 And I wiww cast you out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, as I have cast out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw 
bwethwen, even t-the w-whowe seed of Ephwaim. 

7:16 Thewefowe p-pway nyot t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this p-peopwe, nyeithew wift up (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, nyeithew make intewcession to me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot h-heaw 
thee. 

7:17 S-Seest t-thou nyot what they (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the c-cities of Judah and in t-the 
s-stweets of Jewusawem? 7:18 The chiwdwen gathew wood, and t-the f-fathews 
kindwe t-the f-fiwe, and t-the w-women knyead theiw dough, to make c-cakes to t-the 
queen of heaven, and to p-pouw out dwink offewings u-unto othew gods, that 
they may pwovoke m-me to angew. 

xDD 7-7:19 Do they pwovoke m-me to (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-angew? saith t-the WOWD: (^-^*)/ d-do they nyot pwovoke 
themsewves to t-the confusion of theiw own faces? 7:20 Thewefowe thus 
saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, minye angew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy shaww be pouwed out 
upon this pwace, upon ^.^ m-man, and upon beast, and upon t-the twees of t-the 
fiewd, and upon t-the fwuit of t-the g-gwound; and it shaww (^人^) b-buwn, and shaww 
nyot be quenched. 

7:21 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Put youw buwnt 
offewings u-unto youw sacwifices, and e-eat ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

7:22 Fow I spake nyot u-unto youw fathews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow commanded t-them in t-the day 
that I b-bwought t-them out of t-the wand of Egypt, c-concewnying buwnt 
offewings ow s-sacwifices: 7:23 But this t-thing commanded I t-them, s-saying, 
O-Obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, and I wiww be youw G-God, and ye shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: and 
wawk ye in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the ways that I have commanded y-you, that it may be w-weww 
u-unto you. 

7:24 But they heawkenyed nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow |･ω･) i-incwinyed theiw eaw, but wawked in t-the 
c-counsews and in t-the imaginyation of theiw eviw heawt, and went 
backwawd, and nyot fowwawd. 

7:25 Since t-the day that youw f-fathews came fowth out of t-the wand of 
Egypt u-unto this day I have even sent u-unto you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the 
pwophets, daiwy wising up eawwy and sending (=`ω´=) t-them: \(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Y-Yet they 
heawkenyed nyot u-unto me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow |･ω･) i-incwinyed theiw eaw, but hawdenyed theiw 
n-nyeck: they did wowse than theiw fathews. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Thewefowe t-thou shawt speak (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds u-unto t-them; but they 
wiww nyot heawken to t-thee: t-thou shawt awso caww u-unto t-them; but they 
wiww nyot answew thee. 

7:28 But t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, This is a nyation that o-obeyeth nyot 
t-the voice of t-the WOWD theiw G-God, (=`ω´=) n-nyow weceiveth c-cowwection: twuth is 
pewished, and is cut off fwom theiw mouth. 

7:29 (O.O) C-Cut off thinye haiw, O-O J-Jewusawem, and cast it away, and o(>ω<)o t-take up a 
wamentation on high (*^‿^*) p-pwaces; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath wejected and fowsaken 
t-the genyewation of his wwath. 

7:30 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Judah have donye eviw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, saith t-the 
WOWD: they have s-set theiw abominyations in t-the house which is cawwed by 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, to powwute it. 

7:31 And they have b-buiwt t-the high pwaces of Tophet, which is in t-the 
vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom, to buwn theiw sons and theiw daughtews in 
t-the fiwe; which I commanded t-them nyot, nyeithew came it into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. 

7-7:32 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that it shaww 
nyo mowe be cawwed Tophet, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom, but t-the 
vawwey of swaughtew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww buwy in Tophet, tiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo 
pwace. 

7:33 And t-the cawcases of this peopwe shaww be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fowws of 
t-the heaven, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth; and nyonye shaww f-fway t-them 
away. 

7:34 T-Then wiww I c-cause to cease fwom t-the c-cities of Judah, and fwom t-the 
s-stweets of J-Jewusawem, t-the voice of miwth, and t-the voice of gwadnyess, 
t-the voice of t-the b-bwidegwoom, and t-the voice of t-the bwide: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand 
shaww be >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time, saith t-the WOWD, they shaww bwing out t-the bonyes of 
t-the kings of Judah, and t-the bonyes of his pwinces, and t-the bonyes of t-the 
p-pwiests, and t-the bonyes of t-the pwophets, and t-the bonyes of t-the 
i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, out of theiw gwaves: 8-8:2 And they shaww 
spwead t-them befowe t-the sun, and t-the moon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, 
whom they have woved, and whom they have sewved, and aftew whom they 
have wawked, and whom they have sought, and whom they have wowshipped: 
they shaww nyot be gathewed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be buwied; they shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (* ^ ω ^) d-dung upon 
t-the f-face of t-the eawth. 

8:3 And death shaww be chosen wathew than wife by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wesidue of 
t-them that wemain of this eviw famiwy, which wemain in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwaces 
whithew I have dwiven t-them, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

8:4 Moweovew t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Shaww they 
faww, and nyot awise? shaww he tuwn away, and nyot wetuwn? 8-8:5 Why t-then 
is this peopwe of Jewusawem swidden back by a pewpetuaw backswiding? 
they h-howd fast deceit, they wefuse to wetuwn. 

8:6 I heawkenyed and heawd, but they spake nyot a-awight: nyo man wepented 
him of his wickednyess, s-saying, What have I donye? {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to 
his c-couwse, as t-the h-howse wusheth into t-the battwe. 

8:7 Yea, t-the stowk in t-the heaven k-knyoweth hew appointed times; and t-the 
tuwtwe and t-the cwanye and t-the swawwow o-obsewve t-the time of theiw ＼(≧▽≦)／ c-coming; 
but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe knyow nyot t-the j-judgment of t-the WOWD. 

8:8 How (^-^*)/ d-do ye say, We awe w-wise, and t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD is with us? 
Wo, cewtainwy in vain m-made he it; t-the pen of t-the scwibes is in vain. 

8:9 The wise men awe a-ashamed, they awe d-dismayed and taken: wo, they 
have wejected t-the wowd of t-the WOWD; and what wisdom is in them? 8-8:10 
Thewefowe wiww I g-give theiw wives u-unto othews, and theiw fiewds to 
t-them that shaww i-inhewit (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom t-the weast even u-unto 
t-the gweatest is given to covetousnyess, fwom t-the pwophet even u-unto t-the 
pwiest {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye deaweth f-fawsewy. 

8-8:11 Fow they have heawed t-the (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe 
swightwy, s-saying, Peace, peace; when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo p-peace. 

8:12 W-Wewe they a-ashamed when they h-had committed abominyation? nyay, they 
wewe nyot a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-ashamed, nyeithew couwd they bwush: thewefowe shaww 
they faww among t-them that faww: in t-the time of theiw visitation they 
shaww be cast down, saith t-the WOWD. 

8-8:13 I wiww suwewy consume t-them, saith t-the WOWD: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo 
gwapes on t-the vinye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow figs on t-the fig twee, and t-the weaf shaww fade; 
and t-the things that I have given t-them shaww pass away fwom them. 

8:14 Why (^-^*)/ d-do we sit stiww? assembwe youwsewves, and wet us entew into 
t-the defenced cities, and wet us be s-siwent thewe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD ouw God 
hath put us to siwence, and given us w-watew of (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww to dwink, because 
we have sinnyed against t-the WOWD. 

8:15 We wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow p-peace, but nyo g-good c-came; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a time of heawth, 
and (x_x)V b-behowd twoubwe! (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 The snyowting of his howses w-was heawd fwom 
D-Dan: t-the w-whowe wand twembwed a-at t-the s-sound of t-the nyeighing of his 
stwong onyes; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe come, and have devouwed t-the wand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that is in it; t-the city, and those that dweww thewein. 

8:17 Fow, b-behowd, I wiww send sewpents, cockatwices, among y-you, which 
wiww nyot be chawmed, and they shaww bite y-you, saith t-the WOWD. 

8-8:18 When I w-wouwd comfowt mysewf against sowwow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is f-faint in 
me. 

8-8:19 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the voice of t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe because 
of t-them that dweww in a faw c-countwy: Is nyot t-the WOWD in Zion? is nyot 
hew king in h-hew? Why have they p-pwovoked m-me to angew with theiw gwaven 
images, and with s-stwange v-vanyities? 8:20 The hawvest is past, t-the 
summew is ended, and we awe nyot saved. 

8-8:21 Fow t-the (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe am I h-huwt; I am bwack; 
(✧ω✧) a-astonyishment hath taken h-howd on me. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo b-bawm in Giwead; is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo physician thewe? why t-then 
is nyot t-the heawth of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe wecovewed? 9:1 O-Oh that 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head wewe w-watews, and minye eyes a fountain of teaws, that I m-might 
weep day and nyight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swain of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe! (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 O-Oh 
that I h-had in t-the wiwdewnyess a wodging pwace of wayfawing men; that I 
m-might weave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and go fwom t-them! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww aduwtewews, 
an assembwy of t-tweachewous m-men. 

9:3 And they bend theiw t-tongues w-wike theiw bow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wies: but they awe 
nyot v-vawiant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twuth upon t-the eawth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they pwoceed fwom eviw 
to eviw, and they knyow nyot me, saith t-the WOWD. 

9:4 Take ye heed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his nyeighbouw, and t-twust ye nyot in any 
bwothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy b-bwothew wiww u-uttewwy s-suppwant, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw 
wiww wawk with swandews. 

9:5 And they wiww deceive {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his nyeighbouw, and wiww nyot speak 
t-the twuth: they have taught theiw tongue to speak w-wies, and weawy 
themsewves to commit inyiquity. 

9:6 T-Thinye h-habitation is in t-the m-midst of d-deceit; thwough d-deceit they 
wefuse to knyow me, saith t-the WOWD. 

9:7 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, Behowd, I wiww mewt t-them, 
and twy t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow how shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe? 9:8 
(* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw tongue is as an awwow shot out; it s-speaketh deceit: onye s-speaketh 
peaceabwy to his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw with his mouth, but in heawt he wayeth his 
w-wait. 

9:9 Shaww I nyot v-visit t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these (o^▽^o) t-things? saith t-the WOWD: shaww nyot 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw be a-avenged on such a nyation as t-this? (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 Fow t-the mountains 
wiww I o(>ω<)o t-take up a weeping and waiwing, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the habitations of t-the 
wiwdewnyess a wamentation, because they awe buwnyed up, so that nyonye c-can 
pass thwough t-them; nyeithew c-can men h-heaw t-the voice of t-the c-cattwe; both 
t-the foww of t-the h-heavens and t-the beast awe fwed; they awe gonye. 

9-9:11 And I wiww make Jewusawem heaps, and a den of dwagons; and I wiww 
make t-the c-cities of Judah d-desowate, without an i-inhabitant. 

9:12 Who is t-the wise ^.^ m-man, that may undewstand t-this? and who is he to 
whom t-the mouth of t-the WOWD hath spoken, that he may decwawe it, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
what t-the wand pewisheth and is buwnyed up w-wike a wiwdewnyess, that nyonye 
passeth thwough? 9:13 And t-the WOWD saith, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have fowsaken 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (☆▽☆) w-waw which I s-set befowe t-them, and have nyot obeyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, nyeithew 
wawked thewein; 9-9:14 But have wawked aftew t-the imaginyation of theiw 
own heawt, and aftew Baawim, which theiw f-fathews taught (=`ω´=) t-them: 9:15 
Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I 
wiww feed t-them, even this p-peopwe, with wowmwood, and g-give t-them w-watew 
of (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww to d-dwink. 

9:16 I wiww scattew t-them awso among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whom nyeithew they (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
theiw f-fathews have knyown: and I wiww send a s-swowd aftew t-them, tiww I 
have consumed them. 

9:17 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, Considew ye, and caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
mouwnying (*°▽°*) w-women, that they may come; and send (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cunnying (*°▽°*) w-women, that 
they may c-come: 9:18 And wet t-them make haste, and o(>ω<)o t-take up a waiwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
u-us, that ouw eyes may w-wun down with teaws, and ouw eyewids g-gush out 
with watews. 

9:19 Fow a voice of waiwing is heawd out of Zion, How awe we spoiwed! 
we awe gweatwy confounded, because we have fowsaken t-the wand, because 
ouw dwewwings have cast us ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

9:20 Y-Yet h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, O-O ye (*°▽°*) w-women, and wet youw eaw 
weceive t-the wowd of his mouth, and t-teach youw daughtews waiwing, and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye hew (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw wamentation. 

9:21 Fow death is come up into ouw windows, and is entewed into ouw 
pawaces, to cut off t-the chiwdwen fwom without, and t-the young men fwom 
t-the stweets. 

9:22 Speak, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Even t-the cawcases of men shaww faww 
as (* ^ ω ^) d-dung upon t-the open fiewd, and as t-the handfuw aftew t-the hawvestman, 
and nyonye shaww gathew them. 

9:23 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Wet nyot t-the wise man gwowy in his wisdom, 
nyeithew wet t-the mighty man gwowy in his might, wet nyot t-the wich man 
gwowy in his wiches: 9:24 But wet him that gwowieth gwowy in this, 
that he undewstandeth and k-knyoweth me, that I am t-the WOWD which 
exewcise wovingkindnyess, j-judgment, and wighteousnyess, in t-the eawth: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in these things I dewight, saith t-the WOWD. 

9:25 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww punyish (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-them which awe ciwcumcised with t-the unciwcumcised; 9:26 Egypt, and 
Judah, and Edom, and t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, and M-Moab, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe 
in t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost cownyews, that dweww in t-the wiwdewnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
nyations awe unciwcumcised, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew awe 
u-unciwcumcised in t-the heawt. 

10:1 Heaw ye t-the wowd which t-the WOWD s-speaketh u-unto y-you, O-O house of 
Iswaew: 1-10:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Weawn nyot t-the w-way of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, 
and be nyot d-dismayed a-at t-the signs of heaven; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the heathen awe 
d-dismayed a-at them. 

10:3 Fow t-the customs of t-the peopwe awe vain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye cutteth a twee 
out of t-the f-fowest, t-the wowk of t-the h-hands of t-the (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wowkman, with t-the a-axe. 

10:4 They deck it with s-siwvew and with gowd; they fasten it with nyaiws 
and with h-hammews, that it move n-nyot. 

1-10:5 They awe upwight as t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee, but speak nyot: they (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds 
be bownye, because they c-cannyot go. (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
c-cannyot (^-^*)/ d-do eviw, nyeithew awso is it in t-them to (^-^*)/ d-do good. 

10:6 Fowasmuch as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike u-unto thee, O-O WOWD; t-thou awt 
g-gweat, and thy nyame is gweat in might. 

10:7 Who w-wouwd nyot f-feaw thee, O-O King of nyations? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to thee doth it 
appewtain: fowasmuch as among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wise men of t-the n-nyations, and in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw kingdoms, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye w-wike u-unto thee. 

10:8 But they awe awtogethew bwutish and foowish: t-the stock is a 
doctwinye of vanyities. 

10:9 Siwvew spwead into pwates is b-bwought fwom T-Tawshish, and gowd fwom 
Uphaz, t-the wowk of t-the (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wowkman, and of t-the h-hands of t-the f-foundew: bwue 
and puwpwe is theiw cwothing: they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowk of cunnying m-men. 

10:10 But t-the WOWD is t-the twue G-God, he is t-the wiving G-God, and an 
evewwasting king: a-at his wwath t-the eawth shaww twembwe, and t-the 
nyations shaww nyot be abwe to abide his i-indignyation. 

1-10:11 T-Thus shaww ye say u-unto t-them, The gods that have nyot m-made t-the 
h-heavens and t-the eawth, even they shaww pewish fwom t-the eawth, and fwom 
undew these (´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 He hath m-made t-the eawth by his p-powew, he hath estabwished t-the 
wowwd by his wisdom, and hath stwetched out t-the h-heavens by his 
discwetion. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 When he utteweth his voice, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a muwtitude of watews in 
t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and he causeth t-the vapouws to ascend fwom t-the ends of t-the 
eawth; he m-maketh wightnyings with wain, and bwingeth fowth t-the wind out 
of his tweasuwes. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Evewy man is bwutish in his knyowwedge: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foundew is 
confounded by t-the gwaven image: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mowten i-image is fawsehood, and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo bweath in them. 

10:15 They awe v-vanyity, and t-the wowk of ewwows: in t-the time of theiw 
visitation they shaww pewish. 

1-10:16 The powtion of J-Jacob is nyot w-wike (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is t-the f-fowmew of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; and Iswaew is t-the wod of his inhewitance: The WOWD of 
hosts is his nyame. 

1-10:17 Gathew up thy wawes out of t-the wand, O-O i-inhabitant of t-the 
fowtwess. 

10:18 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww swing out t-the 
i-inhabitants of t-the wand a-at this once, and wiww d-distwess t-them, that 
they may f-find it so. 

10:19 Woe is m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my huwt! o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wound is gwievous; but I said, Twuwy 
this is a gwief, and I (* ^ ω ^) m-must beaw it. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 My tabewnyacwe is spoiwed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-cowds awe bwoken: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
chiwdwen awe gonye fowth of me, and they awe nyot: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to 
s-stwetch fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my >_> t-tent any m-mowe, and to s-set up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cuwtains. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 Fow t-the pastows awe become bwutish, and have nyot sought t-the 
WOWD: thewefowe they shaww nyot pwospew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw f-fwocks shaww be 
scattewed. 

10:22 Behowd, t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the bwuit is come, and a gweat commotion 
out of t-the nyowth countwy, to make t-the c-cities of Judah d-desowate, and a 
den of dwagons. 

1-10:23 O-O WOWD, I knyow that t-the w-way of man is nyot in himsewf: it is nyot 
in man that w-wawketh to (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect his steps. 

10:24 O-O WOWD, c-cowwect me, but with judgment; nyot in thinye angew, west 
t-thou bwing m-me to nyothing. 

10:25 Pouw out thy fuwy upon t-the heathen that knyow thee nyot, and upon 
t-the famiwies that caww nyot on thy nyame: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have eaten up Jacob, 
and devouwed him, and consumed him, and have m-made his h-habitation 
>w< *cries* d-desowate. 

11:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD s-saying, 11:2 Heaw ye 
t-the w-wowds of this c-covenyant, and speak u-unto t-the men of Judah, and to 
t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem; 11:3 And say t-thou u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith 
t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew; Cuwsed be t-the man that o-obeyeth nyot t-the w-wowds 
of this c-covenyant, 11:4 W-Which I commanded youw f-fathews in t-the day that 
I b-bwought t-them fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt, fwom t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon fuwnyace, 
s-saying, O-Obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww which I command 
you: so shaww ye be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww be youw G-God: 11:5 That I may 
pewfowm t-the o-oath which I have swown u-unto youw fathews, to g-give t-them a 
wand fwowing with miwk and honyey, as it is this d-day. T-Then answewed I, 
and said, S-So be it, O-O WOWD. 

11:6 T-Then t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Pwocwaim (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds in t-the 
c-cities of Judah, and in t-the s-stweets of J-Jewusawem, s-saying, Heaw ye t-the 
w-wowds of this c-covenyant, and (^-^*)/ d-do them. 

11:7 Fow I eawnyestwy pwotested u-unto youw f-fathews in t-the day that I 
b-bwought t-them up out of t-the wand of Egypt, even u-unto this day, wising 
eawwy and pwotesting, s-saying, O-Obey o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. 

11:8 Y-Yet they obeyed nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow |･ω･) i-incwinyed theiw eaw, but wawked {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
in t-the imaginyation of theiw eviw (*°▽°*) h-heawt: thewefowe I wiww bwing upon 
t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this c-covenyant, which I commanded t-them to do: but 
they did t-them n-nyot. 

11:9 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, A-A conspiwacy is f-found among t-the men of 
Judah, and among t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem. 

11:10 They awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back to t-the inyiquities of theiw f-fowefathews, 
which wefused to h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; and they went aftew othew gods to 
sewve (=`ω´=) t-them: t-the house of Iswaew and t-the house of Judah have bwoken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
c-covenyant which I m-made with theiw fathews. 

11:11 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww bwing eviw upon 
t-them, which they shaww nyot be abwe to escape; and t-though they shaww 
(＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto me, I wiww nyot heawken u-unto them. 

11:12 T-Then shaww t-the c-cities of Judah and i-inhabitants of Jewusawem go, 
and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the gods u-unto whom they offew i-incense: but they shaww nyot 
s-save t-them a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in t-the time of theiw twoubwe. 

11:13 Fow a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of thy c-cities wewe thy gods, O-O 
Judah; and a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the s-stweets of Jewusawem have ye 
s-set up a-awtaws to that shamefuw thing, even a-awtaws to buwn i-incense u-unto 
B-Baaw. 

11:14 Thewefowe p-pway nyot t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this p-peopwe, nyeithew wift up a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy 
ow pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot h-heaw t-them in t-the time that they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy 
u-unto m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw twoubwe. 

11:15 What hath o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved to (^-^*)/ d-do in minye h-house, seeing she hath 
wwought wewdnyess with many, and t-the h-howy fwesh is passed fwom thee? 
when t-thou doest eviw, t-then t-thou wejoicest. 

11:16 The WOWD cawwed thy nyame, A-A gween owive twee, faiw, and of 
goodwy fwuit: with t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a gweat t-tumuwt he hath kindwed fiwe 
upon it, and t-the bwanches of it awe bwoken. 

11:17 Fow t-the WOWD of hosts, that pwanted thee, hath pwonyounced eviw 
against thee, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eviw of t-the house of Iswaew and of t-the house of 
Judah, which they have donye against themsewves to pwovoke m-me to angew 
in offewing i-incense u-unto B-Baaw. 

11:18 And t-the WOWD hath given m-me k-knyowwedge of it, and I knyow i-it: t-then 
t-thou shewedst m-me theiw doings. 

11:19 But I w-was w-wike a wamb ow an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox that is b-bwought to t-the s-swaughtew; 
and I knyew nyot that they h-had devised devices against me, s-saying, Wet 
us d-destwoy t-the twee with t-the fwuit t-theweof, and wet us cut him off 
fwom t-the wand of t-the wiving, that his nyame may be nyo mowe wemembewed. 

11:20 B-But, O-O WOWD of hosts, that judgest w-wighteouswy, that twiest t-the 
weins and t-the heawt, wet m-me s-see thy vengeance on (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto thee 
have I weveawed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause. 

11:21 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of t-the men of Anyathoth, that seek 
thy w-wife, s-saying, Pwophesy nyot in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, that t-thou die 
nyot by ouw hand: 11:22 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, Behowd, 
I wiww punyish (=`ω´=) t-them: t-the young men shaww die by t-the swowd; theiw sons 
and theiw daughtews shaww die by faminye: 1-11:23 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo 
wemnyant of (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww bwing eviw upon t-the men of Anyathoth, even 
t-the yeaw of theiw visitation. 

12:1 (T_T) *cries* W-Wighteous awt thou, O-O WOWD, when I pwead with t-thee: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wet m-me 
tawk with thee of thy j-judgments: Whewefowe doth t-the w-way of t-the wicked 
pwospew? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they happy that d-deaw vewy tweachewouswy? 
(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 T-Thou hast pwanted t-them, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they have taken woot: they gwow, 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they bwing fowth fwuit: t-thou awt (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw in theiw mouth, and faw 
fwom theiw weins. 

12:3 But thou, O-O WOWD, k-knyowest me: t-thou hast s-seen me, and twied minye 
heawt towawd t-thee: puww t-them out w-wike sheep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swaughtew, and 
p-pwepawe t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of s-swaughtew. 

12:4 How wong shaww t-the wand mouwn, and t-the hewbs of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fiewd 
withew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wickednyess of t-them that dweww thewein? t-the b-beasts awe 
consumed, and t-the biwds; because they said, He shaww nyot s-see ouw wast 
end. 

1-12:5 If t-thou hast w-wun with t-the footmen, and they have weawied thee, 
t-then how c-canst t-thou contend with howses? and if in t-the wand of p-peace, 
whewein t-thou twustedst, they weawied thee, t-then how wiwt t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do in 
t-the swewwing of Jowdan? 12:6 Fow even thy bwethwen, and t-the house of 
thy fathew, even they have d-deawt t-tweachewouswy with thee; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they 
have cawwed a muwtitude aftew t-thee: bewieve t-them nyot, t-though they 
speak f-faiw w-wowds u-unto thee. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 I have fowsaken minye h-house, I have weft minye hewitage; I have 
given t-the deawwy bewoved of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw into t-the hand of hew enyemies. 

12:8 M-Minye hewitage is u-unto m-me as a w-wion in t-the fowest; it cwieth out 
against me: thewefowe have I hated it. 

12:9 M-Minye hewitage is u-unto m-me as a speckwed b-biwd, t-the biwds (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about awe against hew; come ye, assembwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd, 
come to devouw. 

12:10 Many pastows have destwoyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-vinyeyawd, they have twodden o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
powtion undew foot, they have m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pweasant powtion a desowate 
wiwdewnyess. 

1-12:11 They have m-made it d-desowate, and being desowate it mouwnyeth u-unto 
m-me; t-the w-whowe wand is m-made d-desowate, because nyo man wayeth it to 
heawt. 

12:12 The spoiwews awe come upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww high pwaces thwough t-the 
wiwdewnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swowd of t-the WOWD shaww devouw fwom t-the onye end of 
t-the wand even to t-the othew end of t-the wand: nyo fwesh shaww have p-peace. 

12:13 They have sown wheat, but shaww w-weap thowns: they have put 
themsewves to p-pain, but shaww nyot pwofit: and they shaww be a-ashamed of 
youw wevenyues because of t-the fiewce angew of t-the WOWD. 

12:14 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye eviw nyeighbouws, that touch 
t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance which I have caused o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew to inhewit; 
Behowd, I wiww pwuck t-them out of theiw wand, and pwuck out t-the house 
of Judah fwom among them. 

1-12:15 And it shaww come to pass, aftew that I have p-pwucked t-them out I 
wiww wetuwn, and have compassion on t-them, and wiww bwing t-them again, 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his h-hewitage, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his wand. 

12:16 And it shaww come to pass, if they wiww diwigentwy weawn t-the 
ways of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, to sweaw by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, The WOWD wiveth; as they 
taught o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe to sweaw by Baaw; t-then shaww they be b-buiwt in t-the 
m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

12:17 But if they wiww nyot obey, I wiww u-uttewwy pwuck up and d-destwoy 
that nyation, saith t-the WOWD. 

13:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD u-unto me, Go and get thee a winyen giwdwe, and 
put it upon thy w-woins, and put it nyot in watew. 

13:2 S-So I got a g-giwdwe a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, and put it 
on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woins. 

13:3 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto m-me t-the second time, s-saying, 
13:4 Take t-the g-giwdwe that t-thou hast >_> g-got, which is upon thy w-woins, and 
a-awise, go to Euphwates, and hide it (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in a h-howe of t-the wock. 

13:5 S-So I went, and hid it by Euphwates, as t-the WOWD commanded me. 

13:6 And it came to pass aftew many days, that t-the WOWD said u-unto me, 
Awise, go to Euphwates, and o(>ω<)o t-take t-the g-giwdwe fwom thence, which I 
commanded thee to hide thewe. 

13:7 T-Then I went to Euphwates, and o(>ω<)o *sweats* d-digged, and took t-the g-giwdwe fwom 
t-the pwace whewe I h-had hid i-it: and, b-behowd, t-the g-giwdwe w-was mawwed, it 
w-was pwofitabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyothing. 

13:8 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 13:9 T-Thus saith 
t-the WOWD, Aftew this m-mannyew wiww I maw t-the pwide of Judah, and t-the 
gweat pwide of Jewusawem. 

1-13:10 This eviw p-peopwe, which wefuse to h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, which wawk in 
t-the imaginyation of theiw heawt, and wawk aftew othew gods, to sewve 
t-them, and to w-wowship t-them, shaww even be as this giwdwe, which is g-good 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyothing. 

1-13:11 Fow as t-the g-giwdwe cweaveth to t-the woins of a ^.^ m-man, so have I 
caused to cweave u-unto m-me t-the w-whowe house of Iswaew and t-the w-whowe house 
of Judah, saith t-the WOWD; that they m-might be u-unto m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a p-peopwe, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a nyame, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a p-pwaise, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a gwowy: but they w-wouwd nyot 
heaw. 

13:12 Thewefowe t-thou shawt speak u-unto t-them this wowd; T-Thus saith t-the 
WOWD God of I-Iswaew, Evewy bottwe shaww be fiwwed with winye: and they 
shaww say u-unto thee, Do we nyot cewtainwy knyow that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy bottwe shaww 
be fiwwed with winye? 13:13 T-Then shawt t-thou say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith 
t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww fiww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of this wand, even 
t-the kings that sit upon David's t-thwonye, and t-the p-pwiests, and t-the 
pwophets, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, with dwunkennyess. 

13:14 And I wiww dash t-them onye against anyothew, even t-the f-fathews and 
t-the sons togethew, saith t-the WOWD: I wiww nyot pity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow spawe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
have m-mewcy, but d-destwoy them. 

13:15 Heaw ye, and g-give eaw; be nyot p-pwoud: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken. 

1-13:16 Give gwowy to t-the WOWD youw G-God, befowe he c-cause dawknyess, and 
befowe youw feet stumbwe upon t-the dawk mountains, and, whiwe ye wook 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wight, he tuwn it into t-the shadow of d-death, and make it gwoss 
dawknyess. 

13:17 But if ye wiww nyot h-heaw it, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw shaww weep in secwet pwaces 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pwide; and minye eye shaww weep sowe, and w-wun down with teaws, 
because t-the WOWD's fwock is cawwied away captive. 

13:18 Say u-unto t-the king and to t-the queen, Humbwe youwsewves, sit down: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw p-pwincipawities shaww come down, even t-the cwown of youw gwowy. 

13:19 The c-cities of t-the south shaww be s-shut up, and nyonye shaww open 
(=`ω´=) t-them: Judah shaww be cawwied away captive (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of it, it shaww be 
whowwy cawwied away captive. 

1-13:20 W-Wift up youw eyes, and (x_x)V b-behowd t-them that come fwom t-the n-nyowth: 
whewe is t-the fwock that w-was given thee, thy beautifuw fwock? 13:21 
What wiwt t-thou say when he shaww punyish thee? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast taught 
t-them to be captains, and as chief o-ovew t-thee: shaww nyot sowwows o(>ω<)o t-take 
thee, as a woman in twavaiw? 13:22 And if t-thou say in thinye heawt, 
Whewefowe come these things upon m-me? Fow t-the gweatnyess of thinye 
i-inyiquity awe thy (=^‥^=) s-skiwts discovewed, and thy h-heews m-made bawe. 

13:23 Can t-the Ethiopian change his s-skin, ow t-the weopawd his spots? 
t-then may ye awso (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, that awe accustomed to (^-^*)/ d-do \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

13:24 Thewefowe wiww I scattew t-them as t-the s-stubbwe that passeth away 
by t-the wind of t-the wiwdewnyess. 

13:25 This is thy wot, t-the powtion of thy measuwes fwom me, saith t-the 
WOWD; because t-thou hast fowgotten me, and twusted in f-fawsehood. 

13:26 Thewefowe wiww I discovew thy (=^‥^=) s-skiwts upon thy face, that thy 
shame may appeaw. 

13:27 I have s-seen thinye aduwtewies, and thy nyeighings, t-the wewdnyess of 
thy w-whowedom, and thinye abominyations on t-the hiwws in t-the fiewds. Woe 
u-unto thee, O-O Jewusawem! wiwt t-thou nyot be m-made cwean? when shaww it 
o-once be? 14:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD that came to Jewemiah c-concewnying 
t-the deawth. 

14:2 Judah mouwnyeth, and t-the gates theweof wanguish; they awe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack 
u-unto t-the g-gwound; and t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of Jewusawem is gonye (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

14:3 And theiw nyobwes have sent theiw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes to t-the watews: they 
came to t-the pits, and f-found nyo watew; they wetuwnyed with theiw vessews 
empty; they wewe a-ashamed and confounded, and covewed theiw heads. 

14:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound is chapt, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo wain in t-the eawth, 
t-the p-pwowmen wewe a-ashamed, they covewed theiw heads. 

1-14:5 Yea, t-the hind awso cawved in t-the fiewd, and fowsook it, because 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo gwass. 

14:6 And t-the wiwd asses did stand in t-the high pwaces, they s-snyuffed up 
t-the wind w-wike dwagons; theiw eyes did faiw, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo 
gwass. 

14:7 O-O WOWD, t-though ouw inyiquities t-testify against u-us, (^-^*)/ d-do t-thou it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thy nyame's sake: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw backswidings awe many; we have sinnyed against 
thee. 

14:8 O-O t-the hope of I-Iswaew, t-the saviouw theweof in time of twoubwe, why 
shouwdest t-thou be as a stwangew in t-the wand, and as a wayfawing man 
that tuwnyeth aside to tawwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a nyight? 14:9 Why shouwdest t-thou be 
as a man a-astonyied, as a mighty man that c-cannyot save? (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thou, O-O WOWD, 
awt in t-the m-midst of u-us, and we awe cawwed by thy nyame; weave us n-nyot. 

14:10 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD u-unto this p-peopwe, T-Thus have they woved to 
wandew, they have nyot wefwainyed theiw feet, thewefowe t-the WOWD doth 
nyot a-accept t-them; he wiww nyow (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew theiw inyiquity, and v-visit theiw 
sins. 

14:11 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto me, Pway nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
good. 

1-14:12 When they fast, I wiww nyot h-heaw theiw cwy; and when they offew 
buwnt offewing and an obwation, I wiww nyot a-accept (=`ω´=) t-them: but I wiww 
consume t-them by t-the swowd, and by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the p-pestiwence. 

14:13 T-Then said I, A-Ah, Wowd G-GOD! b-behowd, t-the pwophets say u-unto t-them, 
Ye shaww nyot s-see t-the swowd, nyeithew shaww ye have faminye; but I wiww 
g-give you assuwed peace in this pwace. 

14:14 T-Then t-the WOWD said u-unto me, The pwophets ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy wies in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame: I sent t-them nyot, nyeithew have I commanded t-them, nyeithew spake 
u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto you a f-fawse vision and d-divinyation, and a 
t-thing of nyought, and t-the d-deceit of theiw heawt. 

1-14:15 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying t-the pwophets that 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and I sent t-them nyot, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they say, S-Swowd and 
faminye shaww nyot be in this wand; By s-swowd and faminye shaww those 
pwophets be consumed. 

14:16 And t-the peopwe to whom they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy shaww be cast out in t-the 
s-stweets of Jewusawem because of t-the faminye and t-the swowd; and they 
shaww have nyonye to buwy t-them, t-them, theiw wives, (=`ω´=) n-nyow theiw ^-^ s-sons, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
theiw daughtews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww p-pouw theiw w-wickednyess upon them. 

14:17 Thewefowe t-thou shawt say this wowd u-unto t-them; Wet minye eyes w-wun 
down with teaws nyight and day, and wet t-them nyot cease: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the viwgin 
daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe is bwoken with a gweat bweach, with a vewy 
gwievous bwow. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 If I go fowth into t-the fiewd, t-then (x_x)V b-behowd t-the s-swain with t-the 
swowd! and if I entew into t-the city, t-then (x_x)V b-behowd t-them that awe sick 
with faminye! (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, both t-the pwophet and t-the pwiest go about into a 
wand that they knyow n-nyot. 

1-14:19 Hast t-thou u-uttewwy wejected J-Judah? hath thy souw wothed Zion? why 
hast t-thou smitten u-us, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo (☆ω☆) h-heawing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us? we wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
p-peace, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo good; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time of h-heawing, and (x_x)V b-behowd 
twoubwe! ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 We acknyowwedge, O-O WOWD, ouw wickednyess, and t-the 
i-inyiquity of ouw fathews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have sinnyed against thee. 

1-14:21 Do nyot abhow u-us, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyame's sake, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot disgwace t-the t-thwonye 
of thy gwowy: wemembew, bweak nyot thy c-covenyant with us. 

14:22 Awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any among t-the v-vanyities of t-the G-Gentiwes that c-can c-cause 
wain? ow c-can t-the h-heavens g-give showews? awt nyot t-thou he, O-O WOWD ouw 
God? thewefowe we wiww wait upon t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
things. 

15:1 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto me, Though Moses and S-Samuew s-stood befowe 
me, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind couwd nyot be towawd this peopwe: cast t-them out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-sight, and wet t-them go f-fowth. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And it shaww come to pass, if they say u-unto thee, Whithew shaww 
we go f-fowth? t-then t-thou shawt teww t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; S-Such as 
awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow d-death, to death; and such as awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swowd, to t-the swowd; 
and such as awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, to t-the faminye; and such as awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
c-captivity, to t-the captivity. 

1-15:3 And I wiww appoint o-ovew t-them fouw kinds, saith t-the WOWD: t-the 
s-swowd to sway, and t-the dogs to teaw, and t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven, and 
t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth, to devouw and d-destwoy. 

:3 1-15:4 And I wiww c-cause t-them to be w-wemoved into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the 
eawth, because of Manyasseh t-the son of :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that 
which he did in Jewusawem. 

1-15:5 Fow who shaww have p-pity upon thee, O-O Jewusawem? ow who shaww 
bemoan thee? ow who shaww go aside to ask how t-thou doest? 15:6 T-Thou 
hast fowsaken me, saith t-the WOWD, t-thou awt gonye b-backwawd: thewefowe 
wiww I s-stwetch out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand against thee, and d-destwoy thee; I am weawy 
with wepenting. 

15:7 And I wiww fan t-them with a fan in t-the gates of t-the wand; I wiww 
b-beweave t-them of c-chiwdwen, I wiww d-destwoy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe since they (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
nyot fwom theiw w-ways. 

15:8 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw widows awe incweased to m-me a-above t-the sand of t-the seas: I 
have b-bwought upon t-them against t-the mothew of t-the young men a spoiwew 
a-at nyoonday: I have caused him to faww upon it suddenwy, and tewwows 
upon t-the city. 

15:9 She that hath (￣ω￣) b-bownye seven wanguisheth: she hath given up t-the 
ghost; hew sun is gonye down whiwe it w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet day: she hath b-been 
a-ashamed and confounded: and t-the wesidue of t-them wiww I d-dewivew to t-the 
s-swowd befowe theiw >_> e-enyemies, saith t-the WOWD. 

15:10 Woe is me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, that t-thou hast (￣ω￣) b-bownye m-me a man of stwife 
and a man of c-contention to t-the w-whowe e-eawth! I have nyeithew went on 
usuwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow men have went to m-me on usuwy; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them doth 
(O_O;) c-cuwse me. 

15:11 The WOWD said, Vewiwy it shaww be w-weww with thy wemnyant; vewiwy 
I wiww c-cause t-the enyemy to entweat thee w-weww in t-the time of eviw and in 
t-the time of affwiction. 

15:12 Shaww (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon bweak t-the nyowthewn (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and t-the steew? 1-15:13 Thy 
s-substance and thy tweasuwes wiww I g-give to t-the spoiw without pwice, 
and that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy sins, even in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy bowdews. 

15:14 And I wiww make thee to pass with thinye enyemies into a wand 
which t-thou k-knyowest nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a fiwe is kindwed in minye angew, which 
shaww buwn upon you. 

15:15 O-O WOWD, t-thou k-knyowest: (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew me, and v-visit me, and wevenge m-me 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pewsecutows; o(>ω<)o t-take m-me nyot away in thy >_> w-wongsuffewing: knyow that 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake I have suffewed webuke. 

15:16 Thy w-wowds wewe found, and I did e-eat t-them; and thy wowd w-was u-unto 
m-me t-the joy and w-wejoicing of minye (*°▽°*) h-heawt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am cawwed by thy nyame, O-O 
WOWD God of hosts. 

15:17 I sat nyot in t-the assembwy of t-the m-mockews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wejoiced; I sat 
awonye because of thy hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast fiwwed m-me with i-indignyation. 

15:18 Why is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pain pewpetuaw, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wound i-incuwabwe, which wefuseth 
to be heawed? wiwt t-thou be awtogethew u-unto m-me as a wiaw, and as watews 
that f-faiw? 1-15:19 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD, If t-thou wetuwn, t-then 
wiww I bwing thee again, and t-thou shawt stand befowe me: and if t-thou 
o(>ω<)o t-take fowth t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious fwom t-the viwe, t-thou shawt be as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mouth: wet 
t-them (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto thee; but (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn nyot t-thou u-unto them. 

1-15:20 And I wiww make thee u-unto this peopwe a f-fenced bwasen w-waww: and 
they shaww fight against thee, but they shaww nyot pwevaiw against 
t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with thee to s-save thee and to d-dewivew thee, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

15:21 And I wiww d-dewivew thee out of t-the hand of t-the w-wicked, and I 
wiww wedeem thee out of t-the hand of t-the tewwibwe. 

16:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came awso u-unto me, s-saying, 16:2 T-Thou shawt 
nyot o(>ω<)o t-take thee a wife, nyeithew shawt t-thou have sons ow daughtews in 
this pwace. 

16:3 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying t-the sons and c-concewnying t-the 
daughtews that awe bown in this pwace, and c-concewnying theiw mothews 
that bawe t-them, and c-concewnying theiw f-fathews that begat t-them in this 
wand; 16:4 They shaww die of gwievous deaths; they shaww nyot be 
w-wamented; nyeithew shaww they be buwied; but they shaww be as (* ^ ω ^) d-dung upon 
t-the f-face of t-the eawth: and they shaww be consumed by t-the swowd, and by 
faminye; and theiw cawcases shaww be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fowws of heaven, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth. 

16:5 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Entew nyot into t-the house of mouwnying, 
nyeithew go to wament (=`ω´=) n-nyow bemoan (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peace 
fwom this p-peopwe, saith t-the WOWD, even wovingkindnyess and m-mewcies. 

1-16:6 Both t-the gweat and t-the smaww shaww die in this wand: they shaww 
nyot be b-buwied, nyeithew shaww men wament (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow cut themsewves, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow make themsewves bawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: 16:7 N-Nyeithew shaww men teaw 
themsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them in mouwnying, to comfowt t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead; nyeithew 
shaww men g-give t-them t-the cup of consowation to dwink (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw m-mothew. 

16:8 T-Thou shawt nyot awso go into t-the house of (-ω-、) f-feasting, to sit with 
t-them to e-eat and to d-dwink. 

1-16:9 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I 
wiww c-cause to cease out of this pwace in youw eyes, and in youw days, 
t-the voice of miwth, and t-the voice of gwadnyess, t-the voice of t-the 
b-bwidegwoom, and t-the voice of t-the bwide. 

1-16:10 And it shaww come to pass, when t-thou shawt s-shew this peopwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
these wowds, and they shaww say u-unto thee, Whewefowe hath t-the WOWD 
pwonyounced (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gweat eviw against us? ow what is ouw inyiquity? ow 
what is ouw sin that we have committed against t-the WOWD ouw God? 
16:11 T-Then shawt t-thou say u-unto t-them, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because youw f-fathews have 
fowsaken me, saith t-the WOWD, and have wawked aftew othew gods, and 
have sewved t-them, and have w-wowshipped t-them, and have fowsaken me, and 
have nyot kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waw; 1-16:12 And ye have donye wowse than youw fathews; 
fow, b-behowd, ye wawk {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye aftew t-the imaginyation of his eviw 
heawt, that they may nyot heawken u-unto me: 16:13 Thewefowe wiww I cast 
you out of this wand into a wand that ye knyow nyot, nyeithew ye (=`ω´=) n-nyow youw 
fathews; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww ye sewve othew gods day and nyight; whewe I 
wiww nyot s-shew you favouw. 

1-16:14 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that it shaww 
nyo mowe be said, The WOWD w-wiveth, that b-bwought up t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew out of t-the wand of Egypt; xDD 1-16:15 B-But, The WOWD w-wiveth, that 
b-bwought up t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom t-the wand of t-the nyowth, and fwom 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wands whithew he h-had dwiven (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww bwing t-them again 
into theiw wand that I gave u-unto theiw fathews. 

16:16 Behowd, I wiww send (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many f-fishews, saith t-the WOWD, and they 
shaww fish t-them; and aftew wiww I send (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many huntews, and they 
shaww hunt t-them fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mountain, and fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy h-hiww, and out of 
t-the o(≧▽≦)o h-howes of t-the w-wocks. 

1-16:17 Fow minye eyes awe upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw ways: they awe nyot hid fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
face, nyeithew is theiw i-inyiquity hid fwom minye eyes. 

1-16:18 And fiwst I wiww wecompense theiw i-inyiquity and theiw sin doubwe; 
because they have defiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand, they have fiwwed minye (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance 
with t-the cawcases of theiw d-detestabwe and abominyabwe things. 

16:19 O-O WOWD, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fowtwess, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wefuge in t-the day 
of a-affwiction, t-the G-Gentiwes shaww come u-unto thee fwom t-the ends of t-the 
eawth, and shaww say, S-Suwewy ouw f-fathews have (^-^*)/ i-inhewited w-wies, v-vanyity, 
and things whewein (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo p-pwofit. 

16:20 Shaww a man make gods u-unto himsewf, and they awe nyo g-gods? 16:21 
Thewefowe, b-behowd, I wiww this o-once c-cause t-them to knyow, I wiww c-cause 
t-them to knyow minye hand and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my might; and they shaww knyow that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame 
is The WOWD. 

17:1 The sin of Judah is wwitten with a pen of i-iwon, and with t-the 
point of a diamond: it is gwaven upon t-the tabwe of theiw heawt, and 
upon t-the howns of youw a-awtaws; 17:2 Whiwst theiw chiwdwen (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew 
theiw a-awtaws and theiw gwoves by t-the gween twees upon t-the high hiwws. 

17:3 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mountain in t-the fiewd, I wiww g-give thy s-substance and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
tweasuwes to t-the spoiw, and thy high pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin, (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thy bowdews. 

17:4 And thou, even xDD t-thysewf, shawt discontinyue fwom thinye hewitage 
that I gave thee; and I wiww c-cause thee to sewve thinye enyemies in t-the 
wand which t-thou k-knyowest nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have kindwed a fiwe in minye angew, 
which shaww buwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

17:5 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Cuwsed be t-the man that t-twusteth in ^.^ m-man, and 
m-maketh fwesh his awm, and whose heawt depawteth fwom t-the WOWD. 

17:6 Fow he shaww be w-wike t-the heath in t-the desewt, and shaww nyot s-see 
when g-good (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; but shaww i-inhabit t-the pawched pwaces in t-the 
wiwdewnyess, in a sawt wand and nyot i-inhabited. 

17:7 Bwessed is t-the man that t-twusteth in t-the WOWD, and whose hope t-the 
WOWD is. 

1-17:8 Fow he shaww be as a twee pwanted by t-the w-watews, and that 
spweadeth out hew woots by t-the wivew, and shaww nyot s-see when heat 
cometh, but hew weaf shaww be gween; and shaww nyot be cawefuw in t-the 
yeaw of dwought, nyeithew shaww cease fwom yiewding fwuit. 

17:9 The heawt is deceitfuw a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and despewatewy wicked: 
who c-can knyow it? 17:10 I t-the WOWD s-seawch t-the heawt, I twy t-the weins, 
even to g-give {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his ways, and a-accowding to t-the 
fwuit of his doings. 

17:11 As t-the pawtwidge sitteth on e-eggs, and hatcheth t-them n-nyot; so he 
that getteth wiches, and nyot by (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, shaww weave t-them in t-the m-midst 
of his days, and a-at his end shaww be a foow. 

17:12 A-A gwowious high t-thwonye fwom t-the beginnying is t-the pwace of ouw 
(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

17:13 O-O WOWD, t-the hope of I-Iswaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that fowsake thee shaww be 
a-ashamed, and they that depawt fwom m-me shaww be wwitten in t-the eawth, 
because they have fowsaken t-the WOWD, t-the fountain of wiving watews. 

17:14 Heaw me, O-O WOWD, and I shaww be heawed; s-save me, and I shaww be 
saved: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwaise. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 Behowd, they say u-unto me, Whewe is t-the wowd of t-the WOWD? wet it 
come n-nyow. 

17:16 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, I have nyot h-hastenyed fwom being a pastow to fowwow 
t-thee: nyeithew have I desiwed t-the woefuw >_> d-day; t-thou k-knyowest: that which 
came out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips w-was wight befowe thee. 

17:17 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot a tewwow u-unto me: t-thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope in t-the day of \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

17:18 Wet t-them be confounded that pewsecute me, but wet nyot m-me be 
confounded: wet t-them be dismayed, but wet nyot m-me be (つ✧ω✧)つ d-dismayed: bwing 
upon t-them t-the day of eviw, and d-destwoy t-them with d-doubwe destwuction. 

17:19 T-Thus said t-the WOWD u-unto m-me; Go and stand in t-the gate of t-the 
chiwdwen of t-the p-peopwe, wheweby t-the kings of Judah come in, and by t-the 
which they go (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gates of Jewusawem; 17:20 And say 
u-unto t-them, Heaw ye t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, ye kings of Judah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Judah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, that entew in by these 
(*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: 17:21 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Take heed to youwsewves, and beaw nyo 
^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden on t-the sabbath day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwing it in by t-the gates of Jewusawem; 
17:22 N-Nyeithew cawwy fowth a ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden out of youw houses on t-the sabbath 
day, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do ye any wowk, but hawwow ye t-the sabbath day, as I 
commanded youw fathews. 

17:23 But they obeyed nyot, nyeithew |･ω･) i-incwinyed theiw eaw, but m-made theiw 
nyeck (*°▽°*) *hugs tightly* s-stiff, that they m-might nyot h-heaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow weceive (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* i-instwuction. 

17:24 And it shaww come to pass, if ye diwigentwy heawken u-unto me, 
saith t-the WOWD, to bwing in nyo ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden thwough t-the gates of this city 
on t-the sabbath day, but hawwow t-the sabbath day, to (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wowk thewein; 
17:25 T-Then shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe entew into t-the gates of this city kings and 
pwinces sitting upon t-the t-thwonye of D-David, widing in chawiots and on 
howses, they, and theiw pwinces, t-the men of Judah, and t-the i-inhabitants 
of Jewusawem: and this city shaww wemain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

17:26 And they shaww come fwom t-the c-cities of Judah, and fwom t-the 
pwaces about J-Jewusawem, and fwom t-the wand of Benjamin, and fwom t-the 
pwain, and fwom t-the mountains, and fwom t-the south, bwinging buwnt 
offewings, and sacwifices, and meat offewings, and incense, and 
bwinging s-sacwifices of p-pwaise, u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

17:27 But if ye wiww nyot heawken u-unto m-me to hawwow t-the sabbath day, 
and nyot to beaw a buwden, even entewing in a-at t-the gates of Jewusawem 
on t-the sabbath >_> d-day; t-then wiww I kindwe a fiwe in t-the gates t-theweof, 
and it shaww devouw t-the pawaces of J-Jewusawem, and it shaww nyot be 
quenched. 

18:1 The wowd which came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, s-saying, 18:2 
Awise, and go down to t-the p-pottew's h-house, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe I wiww c-cause thee 
to h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds. 

18:3 T-Then I went down to t-the p-pottew's h-house, and, b-behowd, he wwought a 
wowk on t-the w-wheews. 

18:4 And t-the vessew that he m-made of cway w-was mawwed in t-the hand of t-the 
pottew: so he m-made it again anyothew v-vessew, as seemed g-good to t-the 
pottew to make it. 

18:5 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to me, s-saying, 18:6 O-O house of 
I-Iswaew, c-cannyot I (^-^*)/ d-do with you as this pottew? saith t-the WOWD. Behowd, 
as t-the cway is in t-the p-pottew's hand, so awe ye in minye hand, O-O house 
of Iswaew. 

18:7 {{ (>_<) }} A-At what instant I shaww speak c-concewnying a nyation, and c-concewnying 
a k-kingdom, to pwuck up, and to puww down, and to d-destwoy it; 18:8 If 
that nyation, against whom I have (^-^*)/ p-pwonyounced, tuwn fwom theiw eviw, I 
wiww w-wepent of t-the eviw that I thought to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto them. 

18:9 And a-at what instant I shaww speak c-concewnying a nyation, and 
c-concewnying a k-kingdom, to buiwd and to pwant it; 18:10 If it (^-^*)/ d-do eviw in 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, that it obey nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, t-then I wiww w-wepent of t-the g-good, 
whewewith I said I w-wouwd b-benyefit them. 

1-18:11 Nyow thewefowe go t-to, speak to t-the men of Judah, and to t-the 
i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I fwame 
eviw against y-you, and d-devise a device against you: (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn ye nyow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye fwom his eviw way, and make youw ways and youw doings good. 

18:12 And they said, Thewe is nyo hope: but we wiww wawk aftew ouw own 
devices, and we wiww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye (^-^*)/ d-do t-the imaginyation of his eviw heawt. 

18:13 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Ask ye nyow among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, who 
hath heawd such things: t-the viwgin of Iswaew hath donye a vewy howwibwe 
thing. 

18:14 W-Wiww a man weave t-the s-snyow of Webanyon which cometh fwom t-the w-wock 
of t-the fiewd? ow shaww t-the cowd fwowing watews that come fwom anyothew 
pwace be fowsaken? 18:15 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe hath fowgotten me, they 
have buwnyed i-incense to v-vanyity, and they have caused t-them to stumbwe in 
theiw ways fwom t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient (´ ω `♡) p-paths, to wawk in (´ ω `♡) p-paths, in a w-way nyot cast 
up; 18:16 To make theiw wand d-desowate, and a pewpetuaw hissing; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye that passeth theweby shaww be astonyished, and wag his head. 

18:17 I wiww scattew t-them as with an east wind befowe t-the enyemy; I 
wiww s-shew t-them t-the b-back, and nyot t-the face, in t-the day of theiw 
cawamity. 

18:18 T-Then said they, Come and wet us d-devise devices against Jewemiah; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww nyot pewish fwom t-the pwiest, (=`ω´=) n-nyow counsew fwom t-the 
w-wise, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the wowd fwom t-the pwophet. Come, and wet us smite him with 
t-the tongue, and wet us nyot g-give heed to any of his wowds. 

18:19 Give heed to me, O-O WOWD, and heawken to t-the voice of t-them that 
contend with me. 

18:20 Shaww eviw be >_< w-wecompensed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have digged a p-pit 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw. Wemembew that I s-stood befowe thee to speak g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, 
and to tuwn away thy wwath fwom them. 

1-18:21 Thewefowe d-dewivew up theiw chiwdwen to t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and p-pouw out 
theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood by t-the fowce of t-the swowd; and wet theiw wives be beweaved 
of theiw c-chiwdwen, and be widows; and wet theiw men be put to death; 
wet theiw young men be s-swain by t-the s-swowd in battwe. 

18:22 Wet a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy be heawd fwom theiw houses, when t-thou shawt bwing a 
t-twoop suddenwy upon (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have digged a p-pit to o(>ω<)o t-take me, and 
hid snyawes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. 

1-18:23 Yet, WOWD, t-thou k-knyowest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw counsew against m-me to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway me: 
fowgive nyot theiw inyiquity, nyeithew bwot out theiw sin fwom thy s-sight, 
but wet t-them be ovewthwown befowe thee; d-deaw thus with t-them in t-the 
time of thinye angew. 

19:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Go and get a p-pottew's eawthen bottwe, and 
o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the a-ancients of t-the p-peopwe, and of t-the a-ancients of t-the 
pwiests; 19:2 And go fowth u-unto t-the vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom, which 
is by t-the entwy of t-the east gate, and pwocwaim (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the w-wowds that I 
shaww teww thee, 19:3 And say, Heaw ye t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, O-O kings 
of Judah, and i-inhabitants of Jewusawem; T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, 
t-the God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I wiww bwing eviw upon this pwace, t-the 
which w-whosoevew h-heaweth, his eaws shaww tingwe. 

19:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have fowsaken me, and have estwanged this pwace, and 
have buwnyed i-incense in it u-unto othew gods, whom nyeithew they (=`ω´=) n-nyow theiw 
f-fathews have (≧◡≦) k-knyown, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the kings of Judah, and have fiwwed this pwace 
with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of i-innyocents; 19:5 They have b-buiwt awso t-the high pwaces 
of Baaw, to buwn theiw sons with fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow buwnt offewings u-unto Baaw, 
which I commanded nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow spake it, nyeithew came it into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind: 
1-19:6 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that this pwace 
shaww nyo mowe be cawwed Tophet, (=`ω´=) n-nyow The vawwey of t-the son of Hinnyom, 
but The vawwey of s-swaughtew. 

19:7 And I wiww make void t-the counsew of Judah and Jewusawem in this 
pwace; and I wiww c-cause t-them to faww by t-the s-swowd befowe theiw 
>_> e-enyemies, and by t-the h-hands of t-them that seek theiw wives: and theiw 
cawcases wiww I g-give to be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth. 

19:8 And I wiww make this city d-desowate, and an hissing; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
that passeth theweby shaww be astonyished and h-hiss because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
pwagues t-theweof. 

19:9 And I wiww c-cause t-them to e-eat t-the fwesh of theiw sons and t-the 
fwesh of theiw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and they shaww e-eat {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye t-the fwesh of 
his fwiend in t-the s-siege and stwaitnyess, whewewith theiw >_> e-enyemies, and 
they that seek theiw w-wives, shaww stwaiten them. 

19:10 T-Then shawt t-thou bweak t-the bottwe in t-the sight of t-the men that go 
with thee, 1-19:11 And shawt say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of 
hosts; Even so wiww I bweak this peopwe and this city, as onye bweaketh 
a p-pottew's v-vessew, that c-cannyot be m-made w-whowe ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and they shaww 
buwy t-them in Tophet, tiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo pwace to b-buwy. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 T-Thus wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto this pwace, saith t-the WOWD, and to t-the 
i-inhabitants t-theweof, and even make this city as Tophet: 19:13 And t-the 
houses of J-Jewusawem, and t-the houses of t-the kings of Judah, shaww be 
defiwed as t-the pwace of Tophet, because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the houses upon whose 
woofs they have buwnyed i-incense u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven, and have 
pouwed out dwink offewings u-unto othew gods. 

19:14 T-Then came Jewemiah fwom Tophet, whithew t-the WOWD h-had sent him to 
pwophesy; and he s-stood in t-the couwt of t-the WOWD's h-house; and said to 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, 19:15 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; 
Behowd, I wiww bwing upon this city and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew towns (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
eviw that I have pwonyounced against it, because they have hawdenyed 
theiw nyecks, that they m-might nyot h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds. 

20:1 Nyow Pashuw t-the son of Immew t-the pwiest, who w-was awso chief 
govewnyow in t-the house of t-the WOWD, heawd that Jewemiah pwophesied 
these things. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 T-Then Pashuw smote Jewemiah t-the pwophet, and put him in t-the stocks 
that wewe in t-the high gate of Benjamin, which w-was by t-the house of t-the 
WOWD. 

20:3 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that Pashuw b-bwought fowth 
Jewemiah out of t-the stocks. T-Then said Jewemiah u-unto him, The WOWD hath 
nyot cawwed thy nyame Pashuw, but Magowmissabib. 

20:4 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww make thee a tewwow to 
xDD t-thysewf, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy fwiends: and they shaww faww by t-the s-swowd of 
theiw >_> e-enyemies, and thinye eyes shaww (x_x)V b-behowd i-it: and I wiww g-give (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Judah into t-the hand of t-the king of Babywon, and he shaww cawwy t-them 
captive into Babywon, and shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them with t-the swowd. 

20:5 Moweovew I wiww d-dewivew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stwength of this city, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the wabouws t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
tweasuwes of t-the kings of Judah wiww I g-give into t-the hand of theiw 
>_> e-enyemies, which shaww spoiw t-them, and o(>ω<)o t-take t-them, and cawwy t-them to 
Babywon. 

20:6 And thou, Pashuw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dweww in thinye house shaww go into 
captivity: and t-thou shawt come to Babywon, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-thou shawt die, 
and shawt be buwied thewe, thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, to whom t-thou 
hast pwophesied wies. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 O-O WOWD, t-thou hast d-deceived me, and I w-was deceived; t-thou awt 
stwongew than I, and hast pwevaiwed: I am in dewision d-daiwy, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
mocketh me. 

20:8 Fow since I spake, I cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, I cwied viowence and spoiw; 
because t-the wowd of t-the WOWD w-was m-made a wepwoach u-unto me, and a 
dewision, daiwy. 

20:9 T-Then I said, I wiww nyot make mention of him, (=`ω´=) n-nyow speak any mowe 
in his nyame. But his wowd w-was in minye heawt as a b-buwnying fiwe s-shut up 
in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes, and I w-was weawy with fowbeawing, and I couwd nyot stay. 

20:10 Fow I heawd t-the defaming of many, f-feaw on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. Wepowt, 
say they, and we wiww wepowt it. Aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my famiwiaws watched (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hawting, s-saying, Pewadventuwe he wiww be enticed, and we shaww pwevaiw 
against him, and we shaww o(>ω<)o t-take ouw wevenge on h-him. 

2-20:11 But t-the WOWD is with m-me as a mighty t-tewwibwe onye: thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pewsecutows shaww stumbwe, and they shaww nyot pwevaiw: they shaww be 
gweatwy ashamed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww nyot pwospew: theiw evewwasting 
confusion shaww nyevew be fowgotten. 

2-20:12 B-But, O-O WOWD of hosts, that twiest t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and seest t-the 
weins and t-the heawt, wet m-me s-see thy vengeance on (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto thee 
have I openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause. 

2-20:13 Sing u-unto t-the WOWD, pwaise ye t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath dewivewed 
t-the souw of t-the poow fwom t-the hand of eviwdoews. 

2-20:14 Cuwsed be t-the day whewein I w-was bown: wet nyot t-the day whewein o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
mothew bawe m-me be bwessed. 

2-20:15 Cuwsed be t-the man who b-bwought tidings to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, s-saying, A-A 
man c-chiwd is bown u-unto thee; making him vewy g-gwad. 

20:16 And wet that man be as t-the c-cities which t-the WOWD ovewthwew, and 
wepented nyot: and wet him h-heaw t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy in t-the m-mownying, and t-the 
shouting a-at nyoontide; 2-20:17 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he swew m-me nyot fwom t-the womb; ow 
that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew m-might have b-been o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwave, and hew womb to be awways 
gweat with me. 

20:18 Whewefowe came I fowth out of t-the womb to s-see wabouw and sowwow, 
that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my days shouwd be consumed with shame? 21:1 The wowd which came 
u-unto Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, when king (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah sent u-unto him Pashuw 
t-the son of M-Mewchiah, and Zephanyiah t-the son of >w< M-Maaseiah t-the pwiest, 
s-saying, 21:2 Enquiwe, I p-pway thee, of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon m-maketh waw against us; if so be that 
t-the WOWD wiww d-deaw with us a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wondwous wowks, that 
he may go up fwom us. 

21:3 T-Then said Jewemiah u-unto t-them, T-Thus shaww ye say to Zedekiah: 21:4 
T-Thus saith t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I wiww tuwn back t-the 
weapons of waw that awe in youw hands, whewewith ye fight against t-the 
king of Babywon, and against t-the C-Chawdeans, which (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege you without 
t-the (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and I wiww assembwe t-them into t-the m-midst of this city. 

21:5 And I mysewf wiww fight against you with an outstwetched hand and 
with a stwong awm, even in angew, and in fuwy, and in gweat wwath. 

2-21:6 And I wiww smite t-the i-inhabitants of this city, both man and 
beast: they shaww die of a gweat p-pestiwence. 

21:7 And a-aftewwawd, saith t-the WOWD, I wiww d-dewivew (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of 
Judah, and his sewvants, and t-the p-peopwe, and such as awe weft in this 
city fwom t-the pestiwence, fwom t-the swowd, and fwom t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, into 
t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, and into t-the hand of theiw 
>_> e-enyemies, and into t-the hand of those that seek theiw wife: and he shaww 
smite t-them with t-the edge of t-the swowd; he shaww nyot spawe t-them, 
nyeithew have pity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow have mewcy. 

21:8 And u-unto this peopwe t-thou shawt say, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, 
I s-set befowe you t-the w-way of w-wife, and t-the w-way of death. 

21:9 He that abideth in this city shaww die by t-the swowd, and by t-the 
(≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the pestiwence: but he that goeth (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and f-fawweth to 
t-the Chawdeans that (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-besiege y-you, he shaww wive, and his wife shaww be 
u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey. 

21:10 Fow I have s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against this city (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw, and nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
g-good, saith t-the WOWD: it shaww be given into t-the hand of t-the king of 
Babywon, and he shaww buwn it with fiwe. 

21:11 And touching t-the house of t-the king of Judah, say, Heaw ye t-the 
wowd of t-the WOWD; 21:12 O-O house of D-David, thus saith t-the WOWD; Execute 
j-judgment in t-the m-mownying, and d-dewivew him that is spoiwed out of t-the 
hand of t-the o-oppwessow, west o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy go out w-wike f-fiwe, and buwn that 
nyonye c-can quench it, because of t-the eviw of youw doings. 

2-21:13 Behowd, I am against thee, O-O i-inhabitant of t-the vawwey, and w-wock 
of t-the pwain, saith t-the WOWD; which say, Who shaww come down against 
us? ow who shaww entew into ouw habitations? 21:14 But I wiww punyish 
you a-accowding to t-the fwuit of youw doings, saith t-the WOWD: and I wiww 
kindwe a fiwe in t-the fowest t-theweof, and it shaww devouw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about it. 

22:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Go down to t-the house of t-the king of Judah, 
and speak (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe this wowd, 2-22:2 And say, Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, O-O 
king of Judah, that sittest upon t-the t-thwonye of D-David, thou, and thy 
sewvants, and thy peopwe that entew in by these (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: (っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 T-Thus saith 
t-the WOWD; Execute ye j-judgment and wighteousnyess, and d-dewivew t-the 
spoiwed out of t-the hand of t-the oppwessow: and (^-^*)/ d-do nyo wwong, (^-^*)/ d-do nyo 
viowence to t-the s-stwangew, t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the widow, nyeithew shed 
innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood in this pwace. 

22:4 Fow if ye (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing indeed, t-then shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe entew in by t-the 
gates of this house kings sitting upon t-the t-thwonye of D-David, widing in 
chawiots and on howses, he, and his sewvants, and his peopwe. 

2-22:5 But if ye wiww nyot h-heaw these wowds, I sweaw by mysewf, saith t-the 
WOWD, that this house shaww become a desowation. 

22:6 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD u-unto t-the king's house of Judah; T-Thou awt 
Giwead u-unto me, and t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Webanyon: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet suwewy I wiww make thee a 
wiwdewnyess, and c-cities which awe nyot i-inhabited. 

22:7 And I wiww p-pwepawe d-destwoyews against thee, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye with his 
w-weapons: and they shaww cut down thy choice cedaws, and cast t-them into 
t-the fiwe. 

22:8 And many nyations shaww pass by this city, and they shaww say 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his nyeighbouw, Whewefowe hath t-the WOWD donye thus u-unto 
this gweat city? 22:9 T-Then they shaww a-answew, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have 
fowsaken t-the c-covenyant of t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and w-wowshipped othew 
gods, and sewved them. 

22:10 Weep ye nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead, nyeithew bemoan him: but weep sowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
him that goeth (☆ω☆) a-away: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn nyo m-mowe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-see his nyative 
countwy. 

22:11 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD touching Shawwum t-the son of Josiah king 
of Judah, which weignyed instead of Josiah his fathew, which went fowth 
out of this pwace; He shaww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thithew any mowe: 22:12 But he 
shaww die in t-the pwace whithew they have w-wed him captive, and shaww 
s-see this wand nyo mowe. 

22:13 Woe u-unto him that buiwdeth his house by unwighteousnyess, and his 
c-chambews by wwong; that useth his nyeighbouw's sewvice without wages, 
and giveth him nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wowk; 22:14 That saith, I wiww buiwd m-me a 
wide house and wawge chambews, and cutteth him out windows; and it is 
ciewed with c-cedaw, and painted with vewmiwion. 

22:15 Shawt t-thou weign, because t-thou cwosest t-thysewf in cedaw? did nyot 
thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew e-eat and dwink, and (^-^*)/ d-do j-judgment and justice, and t-then it w-was 
w-weww with h-him? 22:16 He judged t-the c-cause of t-the poow and nyeedy; t-then 
it w-was w-weww with him: w-was nyot this to knyow m-me? saith t-the WOWD. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 But thinye eyes and thinye heawt awe nyot but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy covetousnyess, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to shed innyocent bwood, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow oppwession, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow viowence, 
to (^-^*)/ d-do it. 

22:18 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying Jehoiakim t-the son of 
Josiah king of Judah; They shaww nyot wament (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, s-saying, A-Ah o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bwothew! ow, A-Ah sistew! they shaww nyot wament (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, s-saying, A-Ah 
wowd! ow, A-Ah his (>_<) g-gwowy! 22:19 He shaww be buwied with t-the buwiaw of 
an ass, dwawn and cast fowth beyond t-the gates of Jewusawem. 

22:20 Go up to Webanyon, and cwy; and wift up thy voice in B-Bashan, and 
(＞ｍ＜) c-cwy fwom t-the passages: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wovews awe destwoyed. 

22:21 I spake u-unto thee in thy pwospewity; but t-thou saidst, I wiww nyot 
heaw. This hath b-been thy m-mannyew fwom thy youth, that t-thou obeyedst nyot 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. 

2-22:22 The wind shaww e-eat up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy pastows, and thy wovews shaww go 
into captivity: suwewy t-then shawt t-thou be a-ashamed and confounded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wickednyess. 

22:23 O-O i-inhabitant of Webanyon, that makest thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest in t-the cedaws, how 
gwacious shawt t-thou be when ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pangs come upon thee, t-the pain as of a 
woman in t-twavaiw! 22:24 As I wive, saith t-the WOWD, t-though C-Conyiah t-the 
son of Jehoiakim king of Judah wewe t-the signyet upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
w-wouwd I pwuck thee thence; 22:25 And I wiww g-give thee into t-the hand of 
t-them that seek thy w-wife, and into t-the hand of t-them whose f-face t-thou 
feawest, even into t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, and 
into t-the hand of t-the Chawdeans. 

22:26 And I wiww cast thee (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and thy mothew that bawe thee, into 
anyothew countwy, whewe ye wewe nyot (=`ω´=) b-bown; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww ye die. 

22:27 But to t-the wand wheweunto they d-desiwe to wetuwn, thithew shaww 
they nyot wetuwn. 

22:28 Is this man C-Conyiah a (>_<) d-despised bwoken idow? is he a vessew 
whewein is nyo pweasuwe? (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe awe they cast (* ^ ω ^) o-out, he and his seed, 
and awe cast into a wand which they knyow nyot? 22:29 O-O eawth, eawth, 
eawth, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. 

22:30 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Wwite ye this man chiwdwess, a man that 
shaww nyot p-pwospew in his ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo man of his seed shaww pwospew, 
sitting upon t-the t-thwonye of D-David, and wuwing any mowe in J-Judah. 

23:1 Woe be u-unto t-the pastows that d-destwoy and scattew t-the sheep of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
p-pastuwe! saith t-the WOWD. 

23:2 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD God of Iswaew against t-the pastows 
that feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; Ye have scattewed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, and dwiven t-them away, 
and have nyot v-visited (=`ω´=) t-them: b-behowd, I wiww v-visit upon you t-the eviw of 
youw doings, saith t-the WOWD. 

23:3 And I wiww gathew t-the wemnyant of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww countwies 
whithew I have dwiven t-them, and wiww bwing t-them again to theiw fowds; 
and they shaww be f-fwuitfuw and i-incwease. 

23:4 And I wiww s-set up shephewds o-ovew t-them which shaww feed (=`ω´=) t-them: and 
they shaww f-feaw nyo m-mowe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be dismayed, nyeithew shaww they be 
wacking, saith t-the WOWD. 

23:5 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww w-waise u-unto 
David a wighteous Bwanch, and a King shaww weign and pwospew, and 
shaww execute j-judgment and justice in t-the eawth. 

23:6 In his days Judah shaww be saved, and Iswaew shaww dweww s-safewy: 
and this is his nyame wheweby he shaww be cawwed, THE WOWD OUW 
WIGHTEOUSNyESS. 

2-23:7 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that they shaww 
nyo mowe say, The WOWD w-wiveth, which b-bwought up t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew 
out of t-the wand of Egypt; 2-23:8 B-But, The WOWD w-wiveth, which b-bwought up 
and which w-wed t-the seed of t-the house of Iswaew out of t-the nyowth 
countwy, and fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww countwies whithew I h-had dwiven t-them; and they 
shaww dweww in theiw own wand. 

23:9 M-Minye heawt within m-me is bwoken because of t-the pwophets; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bonyes s-shake; I am w-wike a dwunken ^.^ m-man, and w-wike a man whom winye hath 
ovewcome, because of t-the WOWD, and because of t-the w-wowds of his 
howinyess. 

23:10 Fow t-the wand is f-fuww of aduwtewews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow because of sweawing t-the 
wand m-mouwnyeth; t-the pweasant pwaces of t-the wiwdewnyess awe dwied up, and 
theiw couwse is eviw, and theiw fowce is nyot wight. 

23:11 Fow both pwophet and pwiest awe pwofanye; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house have I 
f-found theiw wickednyess, saith t-the WOWD. 

23:12 Whewefowe theiw w-way shaww be u-unto t-them as swippewy ways in t-the 
dawknyess: they shaww be dwiven o-on, and faww thewein: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww bwing 
eviw upon t-them, even t-the yeaw of theiw visitation, saith t-the WOWD. 

2-23:13 And I have s-seen fowwy in t-the pwophets of Samawia; they 
pwophesied in Baaw, and caused o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew to eww. 

23:14 I have s-seen awso in t-the pwophets of Jewusawem an howwibwe thing: 
they commit a-aduwtewy, and wawk in wies: they stwengthen awso t-the h-hands 
of eviwdoews, that nyonye doth (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom his wickednyess; they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
of t-them u-unto m-me as Sodom, and t-the i-inhabitants theweof as G-Gomowwah. 

23:15 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts c-concewnying t-the pwophets; 
Behowd, I wiww feed t-them with wowmwood, and make t-them dwink t-the w-watew 
of gaww: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwom t-the pwophets of Jewusawem is p-pwofanyenyess gonye fowth 
into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand. 

23:16 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, Heawken nyot u-unto t-the w-wowds of t-the 
pwophets that ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto you: they make you vain: they speak a 
vision of theiw own heawt, and nyot out of t-the mouth of t-the WOWD. 

23:17 They say stiww u-unto t-them that despise me, The WOWD hath said, Ye 
shaww have peace; and they say u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that w-wawketh aftew t-the 
imaginyation of his own heawt, N-Nyo eviw shaww come upon you. 

23:18 Fow who hath s-stood in t-the counsew of t-the WOWD, and hath 
pewceived and heawd his wowd? who hath mawked his wowd, and heawd it? 
23:19 Behowd, a whiwwwind of t-the WOWD is gonye fowth in fuwy, even a 
gwievous whiwwwind: it shaww faww gwievouswy upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the 
wicked. 

23:20 The angew of t-the WOWD shaww nyot wetuwn, untiw he have executed, 
and tiww he have ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed t-the thoughts of his (*°▽°*) h-heawt: in t-the wattew 
days ye shaww considew it pewfectwy. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 I have nyot sent these pwophets, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wan: I have nyot spoken 
to t-them, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they pwophesied. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 But if they h-had s-stood in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsew, and h-had caused o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe to 
h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, t-then they shouwd have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-them fwom theiw eviw way, 
and fwom t-the eviw of theiw doings. 

23:23 Am I a God a-at hand, saith t-the WOWD, and nyot a God afaw off? 
23:24 Can any hide himsewf in secwet pwaces that I shaww nyot s-see h-him? 
saith t-the WOWD. Do nyot I fiww heaven and eawth? saith t-the WOWD. 

23:25 I have heawd what t-the pwophets said, that ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy wies in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame, s-saying, I have dweamed, I have dweamed. 

23:26 How wong shaww this be in t-the heawt of t-the pwophets that 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy wies? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they awe pwophets of t-the d-deceit of theiw own 
heawt; ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 W-Which think to c-cause o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe to fowget o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame by theiw 
d-dweams which they teww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his nyeighbouw, as theiw f-fathews 
have fowgotten o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow B-Baaw. 

23:28 The pwophet that hath a dweam, wet him teww a d-dweam; and he that 
hath o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, wet him speak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd faithfuwwy. What is t-the chaff to 
t-the wheat? saith t-the WOWD. 

23:29 Is nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd w-wike as a f-fiwe? saith t-the WOWD; and w-wike a hammew 
that bweaketh t-the w-wock in pieces? o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 Thewefowe, b-behowd, I am 
against t-the pwophets, saith t-the WOWD, that steaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
fwom his nyeighbouw. 

23:31 Behowd, I am against t-the pwophets, saith t-the WOWD, that use 
theiw tongues, and say, He saith. 

23:32 Behowd, I am against t-them that ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy f-fawse dweams, saith t-the 
WOWD, and (^-^*)/ d-do teww t-them, and c-cause o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe to eww by theiw w-wies, and 
by theiw wightnyess; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I sent t-them nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow commanded (=`ω´=) t-them: thewefowe 
they shaww nyot pwofit this peopwe a-at a-aww, saith t-the WOWD. 

2-23:33 And when this p-peopwe, ow t-the pwophet, ow a pwiest, shaww ask 
thee, s-saying, What is t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the WOWD? t-thou shawt t-then say u-unto 
t-them, What buwden? I wiww even fowsake y-you, saith t-the WOWD. 

2-23:34 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwophet, and t-the pwiest, and t-the p-peopwe, that 
shaww say, The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the WOWD, I wiww even punyish that man and his 
house. 

2-23:35 T-Thus shaww ye say {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his nyeighbouw, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to 
his bwothew, What hath t-the WOWD answewed? and, What hath t-the WOWD 
o(>< )o s-spoken? 23:36 And t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the WOWD shaww ye mention nyo mowe: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's wowd shaww be his b-buwden; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have pewvewted t-the 
w-wowds of t-the wiving G-God, of t-the WOWD of hosts ouw God. 

23:37 T-Thus shawt t-thou say to t-the pwophet, What hath t-the WOWD answewed 
thee? and, What hath t-the WOWD o(>< )o s-spoken? 23:38 But since ye say, The 
^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the WOWD; thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye say this 
wowd, The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the WOWD, and I have sent u-unto y-you, s-saying, Ye 
shaww nyot say, The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the WOWD; 2-23:39 Thewefowe, b-behowd, I, 
even I, wiww u-uttewwy fowget y-you, and I wiww fowsake y-you, and t-the city 
that I gave you and youw fathews, and cast you out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwesence: 
2-23:40 And I wiww bwing an evewwasting wepwoach upon y-you, and a 
pewpetuaw shame, which shaww nyot be fowgotten. 

2-24:1 The WOWD shewed me, and, b-behowd, two baskets of figs wewe s-set 
befowe t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD, aftew that N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of 
Babywon h-had cawwied away captive Jeconyiah t-the son of Jehoiakim king of 
Judah, and t-the pwinces of Judah, with t-the cawpentews and smiths, fwom 
J-Jewusawem, and h-had b-bwought t-them to Babywon. 

24:2 Onye basket h-had vewy g-good f-figs, even w-wike t-the figs that awe fiwst 
wipe: and t-the othew basket h-had vewy ( =ω=)..nyaa n-nyaughty f-figs, which couwd nyot be 
eaten, they wewe so b-bad. 

24:3 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto me, What seest thou, Jewemiah? And I 
said, Figs; t-the g-good f-figs, vewy good; and t-the eviw, vewy eviw, that 
c-cannyot be eaten, they awe so \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

2-24:4 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 24:5 T-Thus saith 
t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Wike these g-good f-figs, so wiww I 
acknyowwedge t-them that awe cawwied away captive of Judah, whom I have 
sent out of this pwace into t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw good. 

24:6 Fow I wiww s-set minye eyes upon t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good, and I wiww bwing 
t-them again to this wand: and I wiww buiwd t-them, and nyot puww t-them 
down; and I wiww pwant t-them, and nyot pwuck t-them (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

24:7 And I wiww g-give t-them an heawt to knyow me, that I am t-the WOWD: and 
they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww be theiw G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto m-me with theiw w-whowe heawt. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 And as t-the eviw f-figs, which c-cannyot be eaten, they awe so eviw; 
suwewy thus saith t-the WOWD, S-So wiww I g-give (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king of Judah, 
and his pwinces, and t-the wesidue of J-Jewusawem, that wemain in this 
wand, and t-them that dweww in t-the wand of Egypt: 24:9 And I wiww 
d-dewivew t-them to be w-wemoved into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw huwt, to be a wepwoach and a pwovewb, a taunt and a cuwse, in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces whithew I shaww dwive them. 

24:10 And I wiww send t-the swowd, t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and t-the pestiwence, among 
t-them, tiww they be consumed fwom off t-the wand that I gave u-unto t-them 
and to theiw fathews. 

2-25:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah c-concewnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of Judah 
in t-the fouwth yeaw of Jehoiakim t-the son of Josiah king of Judah, that 
w-was t-the fiwst yeaw of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 25:2 The which 
Jewemiah t-the pwophet spake u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of Judah, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, s-saying, 25:3 Fwom t-the thiwteenth yeaw of 
Josiah t-the son of Amon king of Judah, even u-unto this day, that is t-the 
thwee and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth y-yeaw, t-the wowd of t-the WOWD hath come u-unto me, and 
I have spoken u-unto y-you, wising eawwy and speaking; but ye have nyot 
h-heawkenyed. 

25:4 And t-the WOWD hath sent u-unto you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, 
wising eawwy and sending t-them; but ye have nyot heawkenyed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow |･ω･) i-incwinyed 
youw eaw to heaw. 

25:5 They said, T-Tuwn ye again nyow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom his eviw way, and 
fwom t-the eviw of youw doings, and dweww in t-the wand that t-the WOWD hath 
given u-unto you and to youw f-fathews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: (=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And go nyot 
aftew othew gods to sewve t-them, and to w-wowship t-them, and pwovoke m-me 
nyot to angew with t-the wowks of youw hands; and I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do you nyo huwt. 

25:7 Y-Yet ye have nyot heawkenyed u-unto me, saith t-the WOWD; that ye m-might 
pwovoke m-me to angew with t-the wowks of youw h-hands to youw own huwt. 

25:8 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have nyot heawd 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, 25:9 Behowd, I wiww send and o(>ω<)o t-take (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies of t-the 
nyowth, saith t-the WOWD, and N-Nyebuchadwezzaw t-the king of Babywon, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-sewvant, and wiww bwing t-them against this wand, and against t-the 
i-inhabitants t-theweof, and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these nyations (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and 
wiww u-uttewwy d-destwoy t-them, and make t-them an astonyishment, and an 
hissing, and pewpetuaw desowations. 

25:10 Moweovew I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take fwom t-them t-the voice of miwth, and t-the voice 
of gwadnyess, t-the voice of t-the b-bwidegwoom, and t-the voice of t-the bwide, 
t-the s-sound of t-the miwwstonyes, and t-the wight of t-the candwe. 

25:11 And this w-whowe wand shaww be a desowation, and an astonyishment; 
and these nyations shaww sewve t-the king of Babywon s-seventy yeaws. 

25:12 And it shaww come to pass, when s-seventy yeaws awe a-accompwished, 
that I wiww punyish t-the king of Babywon, and that nyation, saith t-the 
WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw inyiquity, and t-the wand of t-the C-Chawdeans, and wiww make 
it pewpetuaw desowations. 

25:13 And I wiww bwing upon that wand (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds which I have 
pwonyounced against it, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is wwitten in this b-book, which 
Jewemiah hath pwophesied against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations. 

25:14 Fow many nyations and gweat kings shaww sewve themsewves of t-them 
awso: and I wiww wecompense t-them a-accowding to theiw deeds, and 
a-accowding to t-the wowks of theiw own hands. 

25:15 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD God of Iswaew u-unto m-me; Take t-the winye cup 
of this fuwy a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand, and c-cause (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the n-nyations, to whom I send 
thee, to dwink it. 

25:16 And they shaww dwink, and be moved, and be mad, because of t-the 
s-swowd that I wiww send among them. 

2-25:17 T-Then took I t-the cup a-at t-the WOWD's hand, and m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations 
to dwink, u-unto whom t-the WOWD h-had sent me: 25:18 To wit, J-Jewusawem, and 
t-the c-cities of Judah, and t-the kings t-theweof, and t-the pwinces t-theweof, 
to make t-them a desowation, an astonyishment, an hissing, and a c-cuwse; 
as it is this >_> d-day; 25:19 Phawaoh king of Egypt, and his sewvants, and 
his pwinces, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his peopwe; 25:20 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mingwed p-peopwe, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the wand of Uz, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the wand of t-the 
Phiwistinyes, and Ashkewon, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ A-Azzah, and Ekwon, and t-the wemnyant of 
A-Ashdod, 25:21 Edom, and M-Moab, and t-the chiwdwen of Ammon, 25:22 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the kings of Tywus, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Zidon, and t-the kings of t-the 
iswes which awe beyond t-the sea, 25:23 D-Dedan, and Tema, and B-Buz, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost cownyews, 2-25:24 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Awabia, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the mingwed peopwe that dweww in t-the desewt, 
25:25 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Zimwi, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of Ewam, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the kings of t-the Medes, 25:26 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kings of t-the nyowth, faw and 
nyeaw, onye with anyothew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the wowwd, which awe 
upon t-the f-face of t-the eawth: and t-the king of Sheshach shaww dwink aftew 
them. 

25:27 Thewefowe t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of 
hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Dwink ye, and be dwunken, and spue, and 
faww, and (☆ω☆) w-wise nyo m-mowe, because of t-the s-swowd which I wiww send among 
you. 

25:28 And it shaww be, if they wefuse to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the cup a-at thinye hand to 
dwink, t-then shawt t-thou say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Ye 
shaww cewtainwy d-dwink. 

2-25:29 Fow, wo, I b-begin to bwing eviw on t-the city which is cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame, and shouwd ye be u-uttewwy unpunyished? Ye shaww nyot be unpunyished: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-swowd upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the eawth, 
saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

2-25:30 Thewefowe ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy t-thou against t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds, and say 
u-unto t-them, The WOWD shaww woaw fwom on high, and uttew his voice fwom 
his h-howy habitation; he shaww mightiwy woaw upon his habitation; he 
shaww g-give a shout, as they that twead t-the g-gwapes, against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
i-inhabitants of t-the eawth. 

25:31 A-A (＃`Д´) n-nyoise shaww come even to t-the ends of t-the eawth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
hath a contwovewsy with t-the n-nyations, he wiww pwead with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh; he 
wiww g-give t-them that awe wicked to t-the swowd, saith t-the WOWD. 

25:32 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, Behowd, eviw shaww go fowth fwom 
nyation to nyation, and a gweat whiwwwind shaww be waised up fwom t-the 
coasts of t-the eawth. 

25:33 And t-the s-swain of t-the WOWD shaww be a-at that day fwom onye end of 
t-the eawth even u-unto t-the othew end of t-the eawth: they shaww nyot be 
wamented, nyeithew gathewed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow buwied; they shaww be (* ^ ω ^) d-dung upon t-the 
gwound. 

25:34 Howw, ye shephewds, and cwy; and wawwow youwsewves in t-the a-ashes, 
ye pwincipaw of t-the fwock: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the days of youw swaughtew and of youw 
d-dispewsions awe accompwished; and ye shaww faww w-wike a pweasant 
vessew. 

25:35 And t-the shephewds shaww have nyo w-way to fwee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the pwincipaw 
of t-the fwock to escape. 

25:36 A-A voice of t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of t-the shephewds, and an h-howwing of t-the 
pwincipaw of t-the f-fwock, shaww be heawd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoiwed 
theiw pastuwe. 

25:37 And t-the peaceabwe habitations awe cut down because of t-the fiewce 
angew of t-the WOWD. 

25:38 He hath fowsaken his covewt, as t-the wion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wand is 
desowate because of t-the fiewcenyess of t-the o-oppwessow, and because of 
his fiewce angew. 

26:1 In t-the beginnying of t-the weign of Jehoiakim t-the son of Josiah king 
of Judah came this wowd fwom t-the WOWD, s-saying, 26:2 T-Thus saith t-the 
WOWD; Stand in t-the couwt of t-the WOWD's h-house, and speak u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-cities of Judah, which come to w-wowship in t-the WOWD's h-house, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
w-wowds that I command thee to speak u-unto t-them; diminyish nyot a wowd: 
26:3 If so be they wiww h-heawken, and tuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom his eviw way, 
that I may w-wepent m-me of t-the eviw, which I puwpose to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them 
because of t-the eviw of theiw doings. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:4 And t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; If ye wiww nyot 
heawken to me, to wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, which I have s-set befowe y-you, 26:5 To 
heawken to t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, whom I sent u-unto 
y-you, both wising up e-eawwy, and sending t-them, but ye have nyot 
heawkenyed; 26:6 T-Then wiww I make this house w-wike S-Shiwoh, and wiww make 
this city a (O_O;) c-cuwse to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations of t-the eawth. 

26:7 S-So t-the pwiests and t-the pwophets and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe heawd Jewemiah 
speaking these w-wowds in t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

26:8 Nyow it came to pass, when Jewemiah h-had m-made an end of speaking 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD h-had commanded him to speak u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, that 
t-the pwiests and t-the pwophets and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe took him, s-saying, T-Thou 
shawt suwewy die. 

26:9 Why hast t-thou pwophesied in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, s-saying, This 
house shaww be w-wike S-Shiwoh, and this city shaww be desowate without an 
inhabitant? And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe gathewed against Jewemiah in t-the 
house of t-the WOWD. 

26:10 When t-the pwinces of Judah heawd these things, t-then they came up 
fwom t-the king's house u-unto t-the house of t-the WOWD, and sat down in t-the 
entwy of t-the nyew gate of t-the WOWD's house. 

2-26:11 T-Then spake t-the pwiests and t-the pwophets u-unto t-the pwinces and to 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, This man is wowthy to die; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath 
pwophesied against this city, as ye have heawd with youw eaws. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 T-Then spake Jewemiah u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, 
s-saying, The WOWD sent m-me to ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against this house and against 
this city (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds that ye have h-heawd. 

26:13 Thewefowe nyow amend youw ways and youw doings, and obey t-the 
voice of t-the WOWD youw God; and t-the WOWD wiww w-wepent him of t-the eviw 
that he hath pwonyounced against you. 

26:14 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, b-behowd, I am in youw hand: (^-^*)/ d-do with m-me as seemeth g-good 
and meet u-unto you. 

26:15 But knyow ye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cewtain, that if ye put m-me to d-death, ye shaww 
suwewy bwing innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon youwsewves, and upon this city, and 
upon t-the i-inhabitants theweof: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of a twuth t-the WOWD hath sent m-me 
u-unto you to speak (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds in youw eaws. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:16 T-Then said t-the pwinces and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe u-unto t-the pwiests and to 
t-the pwophets; This man is nyot wowthy to die: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath spoken to us 
in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD ouw God. 

26:17 T-Then w-wose up c-cewtain of t-the ewdews of t-the wand, and spake to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the assembwy of t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, 26:18 (^人^) M-Micah t-the Mowasthite 
pwophesied in t-the days of :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah, and spake to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe of Judah, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Zion shaww be 
pwowed w-wike a fiewd, and Jewusawem shaww become heaps, and t-the 
mountain of t-the house as t-the high pwaces of a fowest. 

26:19 Did :3 H-Hezekiah king of Judah and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah put him a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww to 
d-death? did he nyot f-feaw t-the WOWD, and besought t-the WOWD, and t-the WOWD 
wepented him of t-the eviw which he h-had pwonyounced against them? T-Thus 
m-might we pwocuwe gweat eviw against ouw souws. 

26:20 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was awso a man that pwophesied in t-the nyame of t-the 
WOWD, Uwijah t-the son of Shemaiah of Kiwjathjeawim, who pwophesied 
against this city and against this wand a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of 
>w< *sweats* J-Jewemiah. 

26:21 And when Jehoiakim t-the king, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his mighty men, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the pwinces, heawd his wowds, t-the king sought to put him to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but 
when Uwijah heawd it, he w-was afwaid, and fwed, and went into Egypt; 
26:22 And Jehoiakim t-the king sent men into Egypt, nyamewy, Ewnyathan t-the 
son of Achbow, and c-cewtain men with him into Egypt. 

26:23 And they fetched fowth Uwijah out of Egypt, and b-bwought him u-unto 
Jehoiakim t-the king; who swew him with t-the swowd, and cast his dead 
body into t-the gwaves of t-the common peopwe. 

2-26:24 Nyevewthewess t-the hand of Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan w-was with 
Jewemiah, that they shouwd nyot g-give him into t-the hand of t-the peopwe to 
put him to death. 

2-27:1 In t-the beginnying of t-the weign of Jehoiakim t-the son of Josiah king 
of Judah came this wowd u-unto Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, s-saying, 27:2 T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD to m-me; Make thee bonds and (^-^*)/ y-yokes, and put t-them upon thy 
nyeck, 27:3 And send t-them to t-the king of Edom, and to t-the king of M-Moab, 
and to t-the king of t-the Ammonyites, and to t-the king of Tywus, and to t-the 
king of Zidon, by t-the hand of t-the m-messengews which come to Jewusawem 
u-unto (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah; 27:4 And command t-them to say u-unto theiw 
mastews, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; T-Thus shaww 
ye say u-unto youw mastews; 27:5 I have m-made t-the eawth, t-the man and t-the 
beast that awe upon t-the g-gwound, by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gweat p-powew and by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
outstwetched awm, and have given it u-unto whom it seemed meet u-unto me. 

2-27:6 And nyow have I given (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wands into t-the hand of 
Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king of Babywon, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant; and t-the b-beasts of t-the 
fiewd have I given him awso to sewve h-him. 

2-27:7 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations shaww sewve him, and his son, and his son's son, 
untiw t-the vewy time of his wand c-come: and t-then many nyations and gweat 
kings shaww sewve themsewves of h-him. 

27:8 And it shaww come to pass, that t-the nyation and kingdom which wiww 
nyot sewve t-the same Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king of Babywon, and that wiww 
nyot put theiw nyeck undew t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of t-the king of Babywon, that nyation 
wiww I punyish, saith t-the WOWD, with t-the swowd, and with t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, 
and with t-the pestiwence, untiw I have consumed t-them by his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

27:9 Thewefowe heawken nyot ye to youw pwophets, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to youw divinyews, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow to youw dweamews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to youw ^w^ e-enchantews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to youw sowcewews, 
which speak u-unto y-you, s-saying, Ye shaww nyot sewve t-the king of |･ω･) B-Babywon: 
27:10 Fow they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a w-wie u-unto y-you, to w-wemove you faw fwom youw 
wand; and that I shouwd dwive you (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and ye shouwd pewish. 

27:11 But t-the nyations that bwing theiw nyeck undew t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of t-the king 
of Babywon, and sewve him, those wiww I wet wemain stiww in theiw own 
wand, saith t-the WOWD; and they shaww tiww it, and dweww thewein. 

2-27:12 I spake awso to (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
wowds, s-saying, Bwing youw nyecks undew t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of t-the king of Babywon, 
and sewve him and his p-peopwe, and w-wive. 

27:13 Why wiww ye die, t-thou and thy p-peopwe, by t-the swowd, by t-the 
(≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the pestiwence, as t-the WOWD hath spoken against t-the 
nyation that wiww nyot sewve t-the king of B-Babywon? 2-27:14 Thewefowe 
heawken nyot u-unto t-the w-wowds of t-the pwophets that speak u-unto y-you, 
s-saying, Ye shaww nyot sewve t-the king of |･ω･) B-Babywon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a 
w-wie u-unto you. 

27:15 Fow I have nyot sent t-them, saith t-the WOWD, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a 
w-wie in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame; that I m-might dwive you (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and that ye m-might pewish, 
ye, and t-the pwophets that ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto you. 

27:16 Awso I spake to t-the pwiests and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this p-peopwe, s-saying, T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD; Heawken nyot to t-the w-wowds of youw pwophets that 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto y-you, s-saying, Behowd, t-the vessews of t-the WOWD's house 
shaww nyow showtwy be b-bwought again fwom |･ω･) B-Babywon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a 
w-wie u-unto you. 

27:17 Heawken nyot u-unto t-them; sewve t-the king of Babywon, and w-wive: 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe shouwd this city be w-waid ^w^ w-waste? 27:18 But if they be 
pwophets, and if t-the wowd of t-the WOWD be with t-them, wet t-them nyow make 
intewcession to t-the WOWD of hosts, that t-the vessews which awe weft in 
t-the house of t-the WOWD, and in t-the house of t-the king of Judah, and a-at 
J-Jewusawem, go nyot to Babywon. 

2-27:19 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts c-concewnying t-the piwwaws, and 
c-concewnying t-the sea, and c-concewnying t-the bases, and c-concewnying t-the 
wesidue of t-the vessews that wemain in this city. 

2-27:20 W-Which Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon took nyot, when he cawwied 
away captive Jeconyiah t-the son of Jehoiakim king of Judah fwom 
Jewusawem to Babywon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyobwes of Judah and Jewusawem; 27:21 
Yea, thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, c-concewnying t-the 
vessews that wemain in t-the house of t-the WOWD, and in t-the house of t-the 
king of Judah and of Jewusawem; 2-27:22 They shaww be cawwied to 
Babywon, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they be untiw t-the day that I v-visit t-them, 
saith t-the WOWD; t-then wiww I bwing t-them up, and westowe t-them to this 
pwace. 

2-28:1 And it came to pass t-the same y-yeaw, in t-the beginnying of t-the weign 
of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah, in t-the fouwth y-yeaw, and in t-the fifth m-month, 
that Hanyanyiah t-the son of Azuw t-the pwophet, which w-was of G-Gibeon, spake 
u-unto m-me in t-the house of t-the WOWD, in t-the pwesence of t-the pwiests and 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, 2-28:2 T-Thus s-speaketh t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the 
God of I-Iswaew, s-saying, I have bwoken t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of t-the king of Babywon. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 Within two f-fuww yeaws wiww I bwing again into this pwace (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
vessews of t-the WOWD's h-house, that Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon took 
away fwom this pwace, and cawwied t-them to |･ω･) B-Babywon: ^-^ 2-28:4 And I wiww 
bwing again to this pwace Jeconyiah t-the son of Jehoiakim king of Judah, 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captives of Judah, that went into Babywon, saith t-the 
WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww bweak t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of t-the king of Babywon. 

2-28:5 T-Then t-the pwophet Jewemiah said u-unto t-the pwophet Hanyanyiah in t-the 
pwesence of t-the p-pwiests, and in t-the pwesence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that 
s-stood in t-the house of t-the WOWD, 28:6 Even t-the pwophet Jewemiah said, 
Amen: t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do so: t-the WOWD pewfowm thy w-wowds which t-thou hast 
(♡°▽°♡) p-pwophesied, to bwing again t-the vessews of t-the WOWD's h-house, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that is cawwied away captive, fwom Babywon into this pwace. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 Nyevewthewess h-heaw t-thou nyow this wowd that I speak in thinye eaws, 
and in t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe; (;;;*_*) 2-28:8 The pwophets that have b-been 
befowe m-me and befowe thee of o-owd pwophesied both against many 
countwies, and against gweat kingdoms, of waw, and of eviw, and of 
p-pestiwence. 

28:9 The pwophet which pwophesieth of p-peace, when t-the wowd of t-the 
pwophet shaww come to pass, t-then shaww t-the pwophet be (≧◡≦) k-knyown, that t-the 
WOWD hath t-twuwy sent h-him. 

28:10 T-Then Hanyanyiah t-the pwophet took t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke fwom off t-the pwophet 
Jewemiah's nyeck, and bwake it. 

28:11 And Hanyanyiah spake in t-the pwesence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, 
T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Even so wiww I bweak t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of Nyebuchadnyezzaw 
king of Babywon fwom t-the nyeck of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations within t-the space of two 
f-fuww yeaws. And t-the pwophet Jewemiah went his way. 

2-28:12 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Jewemiah t-the pwophet, aftew 
that Hanyanyiah t-the pwophet h-had bwoken t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke fwom off t-the nyeck of t-the 
pwophet Jewemiah, s-saying, (＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 Go and teww Hanyanyiah, s-saying, T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD; T-Thou hast bwoken t-the yokes of wood; but t-thou shawt 
make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them yokes of iwon. 

28:14 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; I have put 
a ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon upon t-the nyeck of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these n-nyations, that they may sewve 
Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; and they shaww sewve him: and I have 
given him t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd awso. 

2-28:15 T-Then said t-the pwophet Jewemiah u-unto Hanyanyiah t-the pwophet, Heaw 
n-nyow, Hanyanyiah; The WOWD hath nyot sent thee; but t-thou makest this 
peopwe to t-twust in a wie. 

28:16 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww cast thee fwom off 
t-the f-face of t-the eawth: this yeaw t-thou shawt die, because t-thou hast 
taught webewwion against t-the WOWD. 

28:17 S-So Hanyanyiah t-the pwophet died t-the same yeaw in t-the seventh m-month. 

2-29:1 Nyow these awe t-the w-wowds of t-the wettew that Jewemiah t-the pwophet 
sent fwom Jewusawem u-unto t-the wesidue of t-the ewdews which wewe cawwied 
away captives, and to t-the p-pwiests, and to t-the pwophets, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe whom Nyebuchadnyezzaw h-had cawwied away captive fwom Jewusawem to 
(´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 29:2 (Aftew that Jeconyiah t-the king, and t-the queen, and t-the 
xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, t-the pwinces of Judah and J-Jewusawem, and t-the cawpentews, and 
t-the smiths, wewe depawted fwom Jewusawem;) 29:3 By t-the hand of (--_--) E-Ewasah 
t-the son of Shaphan, and Gemawiah t-the son of Hiwkiah, (whom (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah 
king of Judah sent u-unto Babywon to Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon) 
s-saying, (*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that awe cawwied away captives, whom I have caused to be cawwied away 
fwom Jewusawem u-unto (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 29:5 Buiwd ye houses, and dweww in t-them; 
and pwant gawdens, and e-eat t-the fwuit of t-them; 2-29:6 Take ye wives, and 
beget sons and daughtews; and o(>ω<)o t-take wives (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw ^-^ s-sons, and g-give youw 
daughtews to h-husbands, that they may beaw sons and daughtews; that ye 
may be incweased thewe, and nyot d-diminyished. 

29:7 And seek t-the peace of t-the city whithew I have caused you to be 
cawwied away captives, and p-pway u-unto t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the peace 
theweof shaww ye have p-peace. 

29:8 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Wet nyot youw 
pwophets and youw divinyews, that be in t-the m-midst of y-you, deceive y-you, 
nyeithew heawken to youw d-dweams which ye c-cause to be dweamed. 

29:9 Fow they ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy fawsewy u-unto you in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: I have nyot sent 
t-them, saith t-the WOWD. 

29:10 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, That aftew s-seventy yeaws be 
(♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished a-at Babywon I wiww v-visit y-you, and pewfowm o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my g-good wowd 
towawd y-you, in causing you to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to this pwace. 

29:11 Fow I knyow t-the thoughts that I think towawd y-you, saith t-the WOWD, 
thoughts of p-peace, and nyot of eviw, to g-give you an e-expected end. 

29:12 T-Then shaww ye caww upon me, and ye shaww go and p-pway u-unto me, 
and I wiww heawken u-unto you. 

29:13 And ye shaww seek me, and f-find me, when ye shaww s-seawch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw heawt. 

2-29:14 And I wiww be f-found of y-you, saith t-the WOWD: and I wiww tuwn away 
youw c-captivity, and I wiww gathew you fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the n-nyations, and fwom 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwaces whithew I have dwiven y-you, saith t-the WOWD; and I wiww 
bwing you again into t-the pwace whence I caused you to be cawwied away 
captive. 

OwO 2-29:15 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have said, The WOWD hath waised us up pwophets in 
(´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 29:16 K-Knyow that thus saith t-the WOWD of t-the king that sitteth 
upon t-the t-thwonye of D-David, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that d-dwewweth in this 
city, and of youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that awe nyot gonye fowth with you into 
c-captivity; 29:17 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Behowd, I wiww send 
upon t-them t-the swowd, t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and t-the pestiwence, and wiww make 
t-them w-wike viwe f-figs, that c-cannyot be eaten, they awe so \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

29:18 And I wiww pewsecute t-them with t-the swowd, with t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and 
with t-the pestiwence, and wiww d-dewivew t-them to be w-wemoved to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
(´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth, to be a cuwse, and an astonyishment, and an 
hissing, and a wepwoach, among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations whithew I have dwiven 
(=`ω´=) t-them: 2-29:19 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have nyot heawkenyed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, saith t-the 
WOWD, which I sent u-unto t-them by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, wising up 
eawwy and sending t-them; but ye w-wouwd nyot h-heaw, saith t-the WOWD. 

29:20 Heaw ye thewefowe t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye of t-the c-captivity, 
whom I have sent fwom Jewusawem to |･ω･) B-Babywon: 29:21 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD 
of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, of A-Ahab t-the son of Kowaiah, and of 
(o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of Maaseiah, which ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a w-wie u-unto you in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame; Behowd, I wiww d-dewivew t-them into t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king 
of (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; and he shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them befowe youw e-eyes; 2-29:22 And of t-them 
shaww be taken up a (O_O;) c-cuwse by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captivity of Judah which awe in 
Babywon, s-saying, The WOWD make thee w-wike (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah and w-wike Ahab, whom 
t-the king of Babywon woasted in t-the fiwe; 29:23 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have 
committed v-viwwany in I-Iswaew, and have committed aduwtewy with theiw 
nyeighbouws' wives, and have spoken wying w-wowds in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, which I 
have nyot commanded t-them; even I knyow, and am a witnyess, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

29:24 T-Thus shawt t-thou awso speak to Shemaiah t-the Nyehewamite, s-saying, 
29:25 T-Thus s-speaketh t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, s-saying, 
(* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast sent wettews in thy nyame u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that 
awe a-at J-Jewusawem, and to Zephanyiah t-the son of >w< M-Maaseiah t-the pwiest, and 
to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pwiests, s-saying, 29:26 The WOWD hath m-made thee pwiest in 
t-the stead of J-Jehoiada t-the pwiest, that ye shouwd be officews in t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that is mad, and m-maketh himsewf a 
pwophet, that t-thou shouwdest put him in pwison, and in t-the stocks. 

29:27 Nyow thewefowe why hast t-thou nyot wepwoved Jewemiah of Anyathoth, 
which m-maketh himsewf a pwophet to y-you? 2-29:28 Fow thewefowe he sent 
u-unto us in Babywon, s-saying, This captivity is w-wong: buiwd ye houses, 
and dweww in t-them; and pwant gawdens, and e-eat t-the fwuit of them. 

2-29:29 And Zephanyiah t-the pwiest wead this wettew in t-the eaws of 
Jewemiah t-the pwophet. 

29:30 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto Jewemiah, s-saying, 29:31 Send 
to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them of t-the c-captivity, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying 
Shemaiah t-the Nyehewamite; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that Shemaiah hath pwophesied u-unto 
y-you, and I sent him nyot, and he caused you to t-twust in a wie: 29:32 
Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww punyish Shemaiah t-the 
Nyehewamite, and his seed: he shaww nyot have a man to dweww among this 
peopwe; nyeithew shaww he (x_x)V b-behowd t-the g-good that I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, 
saith t-the WOWD; because he hath taught webewwion against t-the WOWD. 

30:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, s-saying, 30:2 T-Thus 
s-speaketh t-the WOWD God of I-Iswaew, s-saying, Wwite thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds that 
I have spoken u-unto thee in a book. 

30:3 Fow, wo, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww bwing again 
t-the captivity of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew and Judah, saith t-the WOWD: and I 
wiww c-cause t-them to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the wand that I gave to theiw fathews, 
and they shaww possess it. 

30:4 And these awe t-the w-wowds that t-the WOWD spake c-concewnying Iswaew and 
c-concewnying J-Judah. 

3-30:5 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD; We have heawd a voice of twembwing, of 
feaw, and nyot of p-peace. 

30:6 Ask ye n-nyow, and s-see whethew a man doth twavaiw with chiwd? 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe (^-^*)/ d-do I s-see {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man with his h-hands on his w-woins, as a woman 
in twavaiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faces awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into pawenyess? 30:7 Awas! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
that day is g-gweat, so that nyonye is w-wike i-it: it is even t-the time of 
Jacob's twoubwe, but he shaww be saved out of it. 

30:8 Fow it shaww come to pass in that day, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, 
that I wiww bweak his ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke fwom off thy nyeck, and wiww buwst thy 
bonds, and stwangews shaww nyo mowe sewve themsewves of him: (*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 But 
they shaww sewve t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and David theiw king, whom I wiww 
w-waise up u-unto them. 

30:10 Thewefowe f-feaw t-thou nyot, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Jacob, saith t-the WOWD; 
nyeithew be dismayed, O-O Iswaew: fow, wo, I wiww s-save thee fwom afaw, 
and thy seed fwom t-the wand of theiw c-captivity; and J-Jacob shaww wetuwn, 
and shaww be in west, and be quiet, and nyonye shaww make him afwaid. 

3-30:11 Fow I am with thee, saith t-the WOWD, to s-save t-thee: t-though I make 
a f-fuww end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations whithew I have scattewed thee, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I wiww 
nyot make a f-fuww end of t-thee: but I wiww c-cowwect thee in m-measuwe, and 
wiww nyot weave thee awtogethew unpunyished. 

30:12 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, Thy bwuise is i-incuwabwe, and thy wound 
is gwievous. 

30:13 Thewe is nyonye to pwead thy cause, that t-thou mayest be b-bound up: 
t-thou hast nyo (☆ω☆) h-heawing medicinyes. 

30:14 Aww thy wovews have fowgotten thee; they seek thee n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
have w-wounded thee with t-the wound of an enyemy, with t-the chastisement of 
a cwuew o-onye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of thinye inyiquity; because thy s-sins 
wewe incweased. 

30:15 Why cwiest t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye affwiction? thy sowwow is incuwabwe 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of thinye i-inyiquity: because thy s-sins wewe incweased, 
I have donye these things u-unto thee. 

30:16 Thewefowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that devouw thee shaww be devouwed; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thinye advewsawies, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them, shaww go into c-captivity; and 
they that spoiw thee shaww be a spoiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that pwey upon thee 
wiww I g-give (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey. 

30:17 Fow I wiww westowe heawth u-unto thee, and I wiww heaw thee of thy 
wounds, saith t-the WOWD; because they cawwed thee an Outcast, s-saying, 
This is Zion, whom nyo man seeketh a-aftew. 

30:18 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww bwing again t-the captivity of 
Jacob's tents, and have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on his dwewwingpwaces; and t-the city 
shaww be buiwded upon hew own heap, and t-the pawace shaww wemain aftew 
t-the m-mannyew t-theweof. 

3-30:19 And out of t-them shaww pwoceed thanksgiving and t-the voice of t-them 
that make m-mewwy: and I wiww m-muwtipwy t-them, and they shaww nyot be f-few; 
I wiww awso gwowify t-them, and they shaww nyot be smaww. 

30:20 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw chiwdwen awso shaww be as afowetime, and theiw 
c-congwegation shaww be estabwished befowe me, and I wiww punyish (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that o(>ω<)o o-oppwess them. 

30:21 And theiw nyobwes shaww be of themsewves, and theiw govewnyow 
shaww pwoceed fwom t-the m-midst of t-them; and I wiww c-cause him to d-dwaw 
nyeaw, and he shaww appwoach u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who is this that e-engaged his 
heawt to appwoach u-unto m-me? saith t-the WOWD. 

30:22 And ye shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww be youw God. 

3-30:23 Behowd, t-the whiwwwind of t-the WOWD goeth fowth with fuwy, a 
continyuing whiwwwind: it shaww faww with pain upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the 
wicked. 

30:24 The fiewce angew of t-the WOWD shaww nyot wetuwn, untiw he hath 
donye it, and untiw he have ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed t-the intents of his (*°▽°*) h-heawt: in t-the 
wattew days ye shaww considew it. 

31:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the same time, saith t-the WOWD, wiww I be t-the God of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
famiwies of I-Iswaew, and they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

3-31:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, The peopwe which wewe weft of t-the s-swowd 
f-found gwace in t-the wiwdewnyess; even I-Iswaew, when I went to c-cause him 
to w-west. 

31:3 The WOWD hath appeawed of o-owd u-unto me, s-saying, Yea, I have woved 
thee with an evewwasting wove: thewefowe with wovingkindnyess have I 
dwawn thee. 

3-31:4 A-Again I wiww buiwd thee, and t-thou shawt be buiwt, O-O viwgin of 
Iswaew: t-thou shawt again be adownyed with thy tabwets, and shawt go 
fowth in t-the dances of t-them that make mewwy. 

31:5 T-Thou shawt (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwant vinyes upon t-the mountains of Samawia: t-the 
pwantews shaww pwant, and shaww e-eat t-them as common things. 

31:6 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a day, that t-the w-watchmen upon t-the mount 
Ephwaim shaww cwy, Awise ye, and wet us go up to Zion u-unto t-the WOWD 
ouw God. 

31:7 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD; Sing with gwadnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jacob, and shout 
among t-the chief of t-the n-nyations: pubwish ye, pwaise ye, and say, O-O 
WOWD, s-save thy p-peopwe, t-the wemnyant of Iswaew. 

31:8 Behowd, I wiww bwing t-them fwom t-the nyowth countwy, and gathew t-them 
fwom t-the coasts of t-the eawth, and with t-them t-the bwind and t-the wame, 
t-the woman with c-chiwd and hew that t-twavaiweth with c-chiwd togethew: a 
gweat company shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thithew. 

31:9 They shaww come with weeping, and with suppwications wiww I wead 
(=`ω´=) t-them: I wiww c-cause t-them to wawk by t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of watews in a stwaight 
way, whewein they shaww nyot stumbwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am a o(>ω<)o f-fathew to I-Iswaew, and 
Ephwaim is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiwstbown. 

31:10 Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, O-O ye n-nyations, and decwawe it in t-the 
iswes afaw off, and say, He that scattewed Iswaew wiww gathew him, and 
keep him, as a s-shephewd doth his fwock. 

31:11 Fow t-the WOWD hath wedeemed Jacob, and wansomed him fwom t-the hand 
of him that w-was stwongew than he. 

31:12 Thewefowe they shaww come and sing in t-the height of Zion, and 
shaww fwow togethew to t-the goodnyess of t-the WOWD, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wheat, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
winye, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow oiw, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the young of t-the fwock and of t-the hewd: and 
theiw souw shaww be as a watewed gawden; and they shaww nyot sowwow any 
mowe a-at aww. 

(^ω~) 3-31:13 T-Then shaww t-the viwgin wejoice in t-the dance, both young men and 
o-owd togethew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww tuwn theiw mouwnying into joy, and wiww 
comfowt t-them, and make t-them wejoice fwom theiw \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. 

31:14 And I wiww satiate t-the souw of t-the pwiests with fatnyess, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe shaww be satisfied with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goodnyess, saith t-the WOWD. 

31:15 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; A-A voice w-was heawd in (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, wamentation, 
and bittew weeping; Wahew weeping (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew chiwdwen wefused to be 
c-comfowted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew c-chiwdwen, because they wewe n-nyot. 

31:16 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Wefwain thy voice fwom weeping, and thinye 
eyes fwom teaws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wowk shaww be wewawded, saith t-the WOWD; and 
they shaww come again fwom t-the wand of t-the enyemy. 

31:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is hope in thinye end, saith t-the WOWD, that thy 
chiwdwen shaww come again to theiw own bowdew. 

31:18 I have suwewy heawd Ephwaim bemoanying himsewf t-thus; T-Thou hast 
chastised me, and I w-was chastised, as a buwwock unyaccustomed to t-the 
y-yoke: tuwn t-thou me, and I shaww be tuwnyed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
God. 

3-31:19 S-Suwewy aftew that I w-was tuwnyed, I wepented; and aftew that I w-was 
instwucted, I smote upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thigh: I w-was a-ashamed, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, even 
confounded, because I did beaw t-the wepwoach of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth. 

31:20 Is Ephwaim o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my deaw son? is he a pweasant chiwd? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow since I 
spake against him, I (^-^*)/ d-do eawnyestwy (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew him s-stiww: thewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
b-bowews awe twoubwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him; I wiww suwewy have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon him, saith 
t-the WOWD. 

3-31:21 Set thee up waymawks, make thee high heaps: s-set thinye heawt 
towawd t-the h-highway, even t-the w-way which t-thou wentest: tuwn again, O-O 
viwgin of I-Iswaew, tuwn again to these thy cities. 

3-31:22 How wong wiwt t-thou go a-about, O-O t-thou backswiding daughtew? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the WOWD hath cweated a nyew t-thing in t-the eawth, A-A woman shaww compass 
a m-man. 

31:23 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; As (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they 
shaww use this speech in t-the wand of Judah and in t-the c-cities t-theweof, 
when I shaww bwing again theiw c-captivity; The WOWD bwess thee, O-O 
h-habitation of justice, and mountain of howinyess. 

31:24 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww dweww in Judah (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities 
theweof togethew, husbandmen, and they that go fowth with fwocks. 

3-31:25 Fow I have satiated t-the weawy s-souw, and I have w-wepwenyished {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
sowwowfuw souw. 

3-31:26 Upon this I awaked, and behewd; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (o´∀`o) s-sweep w-was sweet u-unto me. 

31:27 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww sow t-the house 
of Iswaew and t-the house of Judah with t-the seed of ^.^ m-man, and with t-the 
seed of beast. 

31:28 And it shaww come to pass, that w-wike as I have watched o-ovew 
t-them, to pwuck up, and to bweak down, and to thwow down, and to 
destwoy, and to affwict; so wiww I watch o-ovew t-them, to b-buiwd, and to 
pwant, saith t-the WOWD. 

31:29 In those days they shaww say nyo m-mowe, The f-fathews have eaten a 
s-souw gwape, and t-the c-chiwdwen's t-teeth awe s-set on edge. 

3-31:30 But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own i-inyiquity: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that 
eateth t-the s-souw gwape, his t-teeth shaww be s-set on edge. 

31:31 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww make a nyew 
c-covenyant with t-the house of I-Iswaew, and with t-the house of Judah: 31:32 
Nyot a-accowding to t-the c-covenyant that I m-made with theiw f-fathews in t-the 
day that I took t-them by t-the hand to bwing t-them out of t-the wand of 
Egypt; which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant they bwake, awthough I w-was an h-husband u-unto 
t-them, saith t-the WOWD: 3-31:33 But this shaww be t-the c-covenyant that I wiww 
make with t-the house of I-Iswaew; Aftew those days, saith t-the WOWD, I 
wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (☆▽☆) w-waw in theiw inwawd pawts, and wwite it in theiw heawts; 
and wiww be theiw G-God, and they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

31:34 And they shaww t-teach nyo mowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his nyeighbouw, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
man his bwothew, s-saying, K-Knyow t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww knyow me, 
fwom t-the weast of t-them u-unto t-the gweatest of t-them, saith t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
I wiww fowgive theiw inyiquity, and I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew theiw sin nyo mowe. 

31:35 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, which giveth t-the sun (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wight by day, 
and t-the owdinyances of t-the moon and of t-the staws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wight by nyight, 
which divideth t-the sea when t-the waves theweof woaw; The WOWD of hosts 
is his nyame: 3-31:36 If those owdinyances depawt fwom befowe me, saith 
t-the WOWD, t-then t-the seed of Iswaew awso shaww cease fwom being a nyation 
befowe m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

3-31:37 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; If heaven a-above c-can be measuwed, and t-the 
foundations of t-the eawth seawched out benyeath, I wiww awso cast off 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the seed of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they have donye, saith t-the WOWD. 

31:38 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that t-the city shaww be 
b-buiwt to t-the WOWD fwom t-the towew of H-Hanyanyeew u-unto t-the gate of t-the 
cownyew. 

31:39 And t-the measuwing winye shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet go fowth o-ovew against it upon 
t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww Gaweb, and shaww compass about to Goath. 

31:40 And t-the w-whowe vawwey of t-the dead bodies, and of t-the a-ashes, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiewds u-unto t-the b-bwook of Kidwon, u-unto t-the cownyew of t-the h-howse 
gate towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, shaww be h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD; it shaww nyot be 
p-pwucked up, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thwown down any mowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

32:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth yeaw of 
(o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah, which w-was t-the eighteenth yeaw of 
Nyebuchadwezzaw. 

32:2 Fow t-then t-the king of Babywon's awmy besieged Jewusawem: and 
Jewemiah t-the pwophet w-was s-shut up in t-the couwt of t-the pwison, which w-was 
in t-the king of Judah's house. 

3-32:3 Fow (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah h-had s-shut him up, s-saying, Whewefowe 
d-dost t-thou pwophesy, and say, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww g-give 
this city into t-the hand of t-the king of Babywon, and he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take it; 
3-32:4 And (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah shaww nyot escape out of t-the hand of 
t-the C-Chawdeans, but shaww suwewy be dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the king 
of Babywon, and shaww speak with him mouth to mouth, and his eyes 
shaww (x_x)V b-behowd his e-eyes; 3-32:5 And he shaww wead (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah to Babywon, and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww he be untiw I v-visit him, saith t-the WOWD: t-though ye fight 
with t-the C-Chawdeans, ye shaww nyot pwospew. 

32:6 And Jewemiah said, The wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 
(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 Behowd, Hanyameew t-the son of Shawwum thinye uncwe shaww come u-unto 
thee s-saying, Buy thee o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiewd that is in Anyathoth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight of 
~(>_<~) w-wedemption is thinye to buy it. 

3-32:8 S-So Hanyameew minye u-uncwe's son came to m-me in t-the couwt of t-the 
pwison a-accowding to t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, and said u-unto me, Buy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fiewd, I p-pway thee, that is in Anyathoth, which is in t-the c-countwy of 
Benjamin: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wight of (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance is thinye, and t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption is 
thinye; buy it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thysewf. 

T-Then I knyew that this w-was t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. 

32:9 And I bought t-the fiewd of Hanyameew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my u-uncwe's son, that w-was in 
Anyathoth, and weighed him t-the monyey, even seventeen shekews of siwvew. 

32:10 And I subscwibed t-the evidence, and seawed it, and took 
witnyesses, and weighed him t-the monyey in t-the b-bawances. 

32:11 S-So I took t-the evidence of t-the p-puwchase, both that which w-was 
seawed a-accowding to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and custom, and that which w-was open: 32:12 
And I gave t-the evidence of t-the puwchase u-unto Bawuch t-the son of Nyewiah, 
t-the son of Maaseiah, in t-the sight of Hanyameew minye u-uncwe's son, and in 
t-the pwesence of t-the witnyesses that subscwibed t-the book of t-the 
p-puwchase, befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews that sat in t-the couwt of t-the pwison. 

32:13 And I c-chawged Bawuch befowe t-them, s-saying, (＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 T-Thus saith t-the 
WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Take these o(>ω<)o e-evidences, this evidence 
of t-the p-puwchase, both which is seawed, and this evidence which is 
open; and put t-them in an eawthen v-vessew, that they may continyue many 
days. 

32:15 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Houses and 
fiewds and vinyeyawds shaww be p-possessed again in this wand. 

3-32:16 Nyow when I h-had dewivewed t-the evidence of t-the puwchase u-unto 
Bawuch t-the son of Nyewiah, I pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD, s-saying, 3-32:17 A-Ah 
Wowd G-GOD! b-behowd, t-thou hast m-made t-the heaven and t-the eawth by thy gweat 
p-powew and stwetched out awm, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing too hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thee: 
3-32:18 T-Thou shewest wovingkindnyess u-unto t-thousands, and wecompensest t-the 
i-inyiquity of t-the f-fathews into t-the b-bosom of theiw chiwdwen aftew (=`ω´=) t-them: 
t-the G-Gweat, t-the Mighty G-God, t-the WOWD of hosts, is his nyame, 32:19 Gweat 
in counsew, and mighty in wowk: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye eyes awe open upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
ways of t-the sons of m-men: to g-give {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a-accowding to his ways, and 
a-accowding to t-the fwuit of his doings: 3-32:20 W-Which hast s-set signs and 
w-wondews in t-the wand of Egypt, even u-unto this day, and in I-Iswaew, and 
among othew men; and hast m-made thee a nyame, as a-at this >_> d-day; 3-32:21 And 
hast b-bwought fowth thy peopwe Iswaew out of t-the wand of Egypt with 
signs, and with wondews, and with a stwong hand, and with a stwetched 
out awm, and with gweat tewwow; 32:22 And hast given t-them this wand, 
which t-thou didst sweaw to theiw f-fathews to g-give t-them, a wand fwowing 
with miwk and honyey; 32:23 And they came in, and p-possessed it; but 
they obeyed nyot thy voice, nyeithew wawked in thy waw; they have donye 
nyothing of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou commandedst t-them to do: thewefowe t-thou hast 
caused (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this eviw to come upon (=`ω´=) t-them: 3-32:24 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the mounts, they 
awe come u-unto t-the city to o(>ω<)o t-take it; and t-the city is given into t-the hand 
of t-the C-Chawdeans, that fight against it, because of t-the swowd, and of 
t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and of t-the pestiwence: and what t-thou hast spoken is come 
to pass; and, b-behowd, t-thou seest it. 

3-32:25 And t-thou hast said u-unto me, O-O Wowd GOD, Buy thee t-the fiewd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
monyey, and o(>ω<)o t-take witnyesses; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the city is given into t-the hand of t-the 
Chawdeans. 

32:26 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto Jewemiah, s-saying, 32:27 
Behowd, I am t-the WOWD, t-the God of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh: is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any t-thing too 
hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me? 32:28 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww g-give 
this city into t-the hand of t-the C-Chawdeans, and into t-the hand of 
N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, and he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take i-it: 32:29 And t-the 
C-Chawdeans, that fight against this city, shaww come and s-set fiwe on 
this city, and buwn it with t-the houses, upon whose woofs they have 
offewed i-incense u-unto Baaw, and pouwed out dwink offewings u-unto othew 
gods, to pwovoke m-me to angew. 

32:30 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew and t-the chiwdwen of Judah have onwy 
donye eviw befowe m-me fwom theiw youth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew have 
onwy p-pwovoked m-me to angew with t-the wowk of theiw hands, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

3-32:31 Fow this city hath b-been to m-me as a pwovocation of minye angew and 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy fwom t-the day that they b-buiwt it even u-unto this >_> d-day; that I 
shouwd w-wemove it fwom befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, 32:32 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw of 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew and of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, which they have 
donye to pwovoke m-me to angew, they, theiw kings, theiw pwinces, theiw 
p-pwiests, and theiw pwophets, and t-the men of Judah, and t-the i-inhabitants 
of Jewusawem. 

32:33 And they have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto m-me t-the b-back, and nyot t-the f-face: t-though 
I taught t-them, wising up eawwy and teaching t-them, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they have nyot 
heawkenyed to weceive (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* i-instwuction. 

32:34 But they s-set theiw abominyations in t-the h-house, which is cawwed by 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, to defiwe it. 

32:35 And they b-buiwt t-the high pwaces of Baaw, which awe in t-the vawwey 
of t-the son of Hinnyom, to c-cause theiw sons and theiw daughtews to pass 
thwough t-the fiwe u-unto Mowech; which I commanded t-them nyot, nyeithew came 
it into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind, that they shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this abominyation, to c-cause Judah 
to sin. 

32:36 And nyow thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew, 
c-concewnying this city, wheweof ye say, I-It shaww be dewivewed into t-the 
hand of t-the king of Babywon by t-the swowd, and by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by 
t-the p-pestiwence; 32:37 Behowd, I wiww gathew t-them out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww countwies, 
whithew I have dwiven t-them in minye angew, and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy, and in gweat 
w-wwath; and I wiww bwing t-them again u-unto this pwace, and I wiww c-cause 
t-them to dweww s-safewy: 3-32:38 And they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww be 
theiw G-God: 32:39 And I wiww g-give t-them onye heawt, and onye way, that 
they may f-feaw m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the g-good of t-them, and of theiw chiwdwen 
aftew (=`ω´=) t-them: 3-32:40 And I wiww make an evewwasting c-covenyant with t-them, 
that I wiww nyot tuwn away fwom t-them, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them good; but I wiww put 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-feaw in theiw heawts, that they shaww nyot depawt fwom me. 

32:41 Yea, I wiww wejoice o-ovew t-them to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them g-good, and I wiww pwant 
t-them in this wand assuwedwy with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe heawt and with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-whowe 
souw. 

32:42 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD; Wike as I have b-bwought (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this gweat 
eviw upon this p-peopwe, so wiww I bwing upon t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-good that I 
have pwomised them. 

32:43 And fiewds shaww be bought in this wand, wheweof ye say, I-It is 
desowate without man ow (´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; it is given into t-the hand of t-the 
Chawdeans. 

32:44 Men shaww buy fiewds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow monyey, and subscwibe o(>ω<)o e-evidences, and 
s-seaw t-them, and o(>ω<)o t-take witnyesses in t-the wand of Benjamin, and in t-the 
pwaces about J-Jewusawem, and in t-the c-cities of Judah, and in t-the c-cities 
of t-the mountains, and in t-the c-cities of t-the vawwey, and in t-the c-cities 
of t-the south: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww c-cause theiw captivity to wetuwn, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

3-33:1 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Jewemiah t-the second time, 
whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-shut up in t-the couwt of t-the pwison, s-saying, 33:2 T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD t-the makew t-theweof, t-the WOWD that |･ω･) f-fowmed it, to 
estabwish it; t-the WOWD is his nyame; 33:3 Caww u-unto me, and I wiww 
answew thee, and s-shew thee gweat and mighty things, which t-thou k-knyowest 
n-nyot. 

33:4 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew, c-concewnying t-the houses 
of this city, and c-concewnying t-the houses of t-the kings of Judah, which 
awe thwown down by t-the mounts, and by t-the swowd; 3-33:5 They come to 
fight with t-the C-Chawdeans, but it is to fiww t-them with t-the dead bodies 
of men, whom I have s-swain in minye angew and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
whose w-wickednyess I have hid o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom this city. 

33:6 Behowd, I wiww bwing it heawth and (*^‿^*) c-cuwe, and I wiww cuwe t-them, 
and wiww weveaw u-unto t-them t-the a-abundance of peace and twuth. 

33:7 And I wiww c-cause t-the captivity of Judah and t-the captivity of 
Iswaew to wetuwn, and wiww buiwd t-them, as a-at t-the fiwst. 

3-33:8 And I wiww cweanse t-them fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw inyiquity, wheweby they 
have sinnyed against m-me; and I wiww pawdon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw inyiquities, 
wheweby they have sinnyed, and wheweby they have twansgwessed against 
me. 

33:9 And it shaww be to m-me a nyame of joy, a pwaise and an honyouw 
befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations of t-the eawth, which shaww h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-good 
that I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and they shaww f-feaw and t-twembwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
goodnyess and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pwospewity that I pwocuwe u-unto it. 

33:10 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; A-Again (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be heawd in this pwace, 
which ye say shaww be desowate without man and without beast, even in 
t-the c-cities of Judah, and in t-the s-stweets of J-Jewusawem, that awe 
d-desowate, without ^.^ m-man, and without inhabitant, and without beast, 
33:11 The voice of joy, and t-the voice of gwadnyess, t-the voice of t-the 
b-bwidegwoom, and t-the voice of t-the bwide, t-the voice of t-them that shaww 
say, Pwaise t-the WOWD of h-hosts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD is good; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and of t-them that shaww bwing t-the sacwifice of 
pwaise into t-the house of t-the WOWD. Fow I wiww c-cause to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn t-the 
captivity of t-the wand, as a-at t-the fiwst, saith t-the WOWD. 

33:12 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; A-Again in this pwace, which is 
desowate without man and without beast, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities t-theweof, 
shaww be an h-habitation of shephewds causing theiw f-fwocks to w-wie down. 

33:13 In t-the c-cities of t-the mountains, in t-the c-cities of t-the ~(>_<~) *giggles shyly* v-vawe, and 
in t-the c-cities of t-the south, and in t-the wand of Benjamin, and in t-the 
pwaces about J-Jewusawem, and in t-the c-cities of Judah, shaww t-the f-fwocks 
pass again undew t-the h-hands of him that tewweth t-them, saith t-the WOWD. 

33:14 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww pewfowm that 
g-good t-thing which I have pwomised u-unto t-the house of Iswaew and to t-the 
house of J-Judah. 

33:15 In those days, and a-at that time, wiww I c-cause t-the Bwanch of 
wighteousnyess to gwow up u-unto (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and he shaww execute j-judgment and 
wighteousnyess in t-the wand. 

3-33:16 In those days shaww Judah be saved, and Jewusawem shaww dweww 
s-safewy: and this is t-the nyame whewewith she shaww be cawwed, The WOWD 
ouw ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

33:17 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD; David shaww nyevew want a man to sit 
upon t-the t-thwonye of t-the house of I-Iswaew; 33:18 N-Nyeithew shaww t-the 
pwiests t-the Wevites want a man befowe m-me to offew buwnt offewings, and 
to kindwe meat offewings, and to (^-^*)/ d-do sacwifice continyuawwy. 

33:19 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Jewemiah, s-saying, (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD; If ye c-can bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant of t-the day, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
c-covenyant of t-the nyight, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd nyot be day and nyight in 
theiw season; 33:21 T-Then may awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant be bwoken with David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-sewvant, that he shouwd nyot have a son to weign upon his thwonye; and 
with t-the Wevites t-the p-pwiests, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my minyistews. 

3-33:22 As t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven c-cannyot be nyumbewed, nyeithew t-the sand of 
t-the sea measuwed: so wiww I m-muwtipwy t-the seed of David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, and 
t-the Wevites that m-minyistew u-unto me. 

33:23 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Jewemiah, s-saying, 33:24 
Considewest t-thou nyot what this peopwe have spoken, s-saying, The two 
famiwies which t-the WOWD hath chosen, he hath even cast t-them off? thus 
they have (>_<) d-despised o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, that they shouwd be nyo mowe a nyation 
befowe them. 

33:25 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; If o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant be nyot with day and nyight, 
and if I have nyot appointed t-the owdinyances of heaven and eawth; 33:26 
T-Then wiww I cast away t-the seed of J-Jacob and David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, so that 
I wiww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take any of his seed to be wuwews o-ovew t-the seed of A-Abwaham, 
Isaac, and Jacob: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww c-cause theiw captivity to wetuwn, and have 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy on them. 

34:1 The wowd which came u-unto Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, when 
Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms 
of t-the eawth of his dominyion, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, fought against 
J-Jewusawem, and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities t-theweof, s-saying, 34:2 T-Thus saith 
t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Go and speak to (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah, 
and teww him, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww g-give this city into 
t-the hand of t-the king of Babywon, and he shaww buwn it with fiwe: 34:3 
And t-thou shawt nyot escape out of his hand, but shawt suwewy be taken, 
and dewivewed into his hand; and thinye eyes shaww (x_x)V b-behowd t-the eyes of 
t-the king of Babywon, and he shaww speak with thee mouth to mouth, and 
t-thou shawt go to Babywon. 

(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 Y-Yet h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, O-O (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah; T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD of thee, T-Thou shawt nyot die by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: 34:5 But t-thou 
shawt die in peace: and with t-the b-buwnyings of thy fathews, t-the f-fowmew 
kings which wewe befowe thee, so shaww they buwn odouws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee; and 
they wiww wament thee, s-saying, A-Ah wowd! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have pwonyounced t-the 
wowd, saith t-the WOWD. 

34:6 T-Then Jewemiah t-the pwophet spake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds u-unto (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah 
king of Judah in J-Jewusawem, 34:7 When t-the king of Babywon's awmy 
fought against J-Jewusawem, and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Judah that 
wewe weft, against Wachish, and against Azekah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these defenced 
c-cities wemainyed of t-the c-cities of J-Judah. 

3-34:8 This is t-the wowd that came u-unto Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, aftew 
that t-the king (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah h-had m-made a c-covenyant with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe which 
wewe a-at J-Jewusawem, to pwocwaim w-wibewty u-unto t-them; 34:9 That {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
shouwd wet his mansewvant, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his maidsewvant, being an 
H-Hebwew ow an Hebwewess, go fwee; that nyonye shouwd sewve himsewf of 
t-them, to wit, of a Jew his bwothew. 

34:10 Nyow when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, which h-had entewed 
into t-the c-covenyant, heawd that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shouwd wet his mansewvant, and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his maidsewvant, go fwee, that nyonye shouwd sewve themsewves 
of t-them any m-mowe, t-then they obeyed, and wet t-them go. 

34:11 But aftewwawd they tuwnyed, and caused t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and t-the 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-handmaids, whom they h-had wet go fwee, to wetuwn, and b-bwought t-them into 
s-subjection (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow handmaids. 

34:12 Thewefowe t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, 
s-saying, 34:13 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew; I m-made a 
c-covenyant with youw f-fathews in t-the day that I b-bwought t-them fowth out of 
t-the wand of Egypt, out of t-the house of bondmen, s-saying, 34:14 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the 
end of seven yeaws wet ye go {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his b-bwothew an Hebwew, which 
hath b-been sowd u-unto thee; and when he hath sewved thee six yeaws, t-thou 
shawt wet him go fwee fwom t-thee: but youw f-fathews heawkenyed nyot u-unto 
me, nyeithew |･ω･) i-incwinyed theiw (・_・ヾ e-eaw. 

3-34:15 And ye wewe nyow tuwnyed, and h-had donye wight in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sight, in 
pwocwaiming w-wibewty {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his nyeighbouw; and ye h-had m-made a 
c-covenyant befowe m-me in t-the house which is cawwed by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: 34:16 But 
ye (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and powwuted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and caused {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his s-sewvant, and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his h-handmaid, whom ye h-had s-set a-at w-wibewty a-at theiw p-pweasuwe, 
to wetuwn, and b-bwought t-them into subjection, to be u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow handmaids. 

34:17 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Ye have nyot heawkenyed u-unto me, in 
pwocwaiming wibewty, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his bwothew, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his 
nyeighbouw: b-behowd, I pwocwaim a w-wibewty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, saith t-the WOWD, to 
t-the swowd, to t-the pestiwence, and to t-the faminye; and I wiww make you 
to be w-wemoved into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the eawth. 

34:18 And I wiww g-give t-the men that have twansgwessed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant, 
which have nyot ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed t-the w-wowds of t-the c-covenyant which they h-had m-made 
befowe me, when they cut t-the cawf in twain, and passed b-between t-the 
pawts t-theweof, 34:19 The pwinces of Judah, and t-the pwinces of 
J-Jewusawem, t-the xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, and t-the p-pwiests, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the 
wand, which passed b-between t-the pawts of t-the cawf; 34:20 I wiww even 
g-give t-them into t-the hand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, and into t-the hand of t-them 
that seek theiw wife: and theiw dead bodies shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat u-unto t-the 
f-fowws of t-the heaven, and to t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth. 

3-34:21 And (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah and his pwinces wiww I g-give into t-the 
hand of theiw >_> e-enyemies, and into t-the hand of t-them that seek theiw w-wife, 
and into t-the hand of t-the king of Babywon's awmy, which awe gonye up 
fwom you. 

3-34:22 Behowd, I wiww command, saith t-the WOWD, and c-cause t-them to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
to this c-city; and they shaww fight against it, and o(>ω<)o t-take it, and buwn 
it with fiwe: and I wiww make t-the c-cities of Judah a desowation without 
an i-inhabitant. 

35:1 The wowd which came u-unto Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD in t-the days of 
Jehoiakim t-the son of Josiah king of Judah, s-saying, 35:2 Go u-unto t-the 
house of t-the Wechabites, and speak u-unto t-them, and bwing t-them into t-the 
house of t-the WOWD, into onye of t-the chambews, and g-give t-them winye to 
d-dwink. 

35:3 T-Then I took Jaazanyiah t-the son of Jewemiah, t-the son of H-Habazinyiah, 
and his bwethwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ^-^ s-sons, and t-the w-whowe house of t-the 
Wechabites; 35:4 And I b-bwought t-them into t-the house of t-the WOWD, into 
t-the c-chambew of t-the sons of Hanyan, t-the son of Igdawiah, a man of G-God, 
which w-was by t-the c-chambew of t-the pwinces, which w-was a-above t-the c-chambew 
of >w< M-Maaseiah t-the son of Shawwum, t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the doow: 35:5 And I s-set 
befowe t-the sons of t-the house of t-the Wechabites pots f-fuww of winye, and 
c-cups, and I said u-unto t-them, Dwink ye winye. 

3-35:6 But they said, We wiww dwink nyo winye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jonyadab t-the son of 
Wechab ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew commanded u-us, s-saying, Ye shaww dwink nyo winye, 
nyeithew ye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow youw sons (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 35:7 N-Nyeithew shaww ye buiwd h-house, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow sow seed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow pwant v-vinyeyawd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow have any: but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw days ye 
shaww dweww in tents; that ye may wive many days in t-the wand whewe ye 
be stwangews. 

3-35:8 T-Thus have we obeyed t-the voice of J-Jonyadab t-the son of Wechab ouw 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath c-chawged u-us, to dwink nyo winye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw days, 
^w^ w-we, ouw wives, ouw ^-^ s-sons, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ouw daughtews; 3-35:9 Nyow to buiwd houses 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to dweww in: nyeithew have we v-vinyeyawd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fiewd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow seed: 
35:10 But we have d-dwewt in tents, and have obeyed, and donye a-accowding 
to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that J-Jonyadab ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew commanded us. 

3-35:11 But it came to pass, when N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon came up 
into t-the wand, that we said, Come, and wet us go to Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw 
of t-the awmy of t-the C-Chawdeans, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the awmy of t-the (o-_-o) *cries* S-Sywians: 
so we dweww a-at Jewusawem. 

35:12 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto Jewemiah, s-saying, 3-35:13 T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Go and teww t-the men of 
Judah and t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, W-Wiww ye nyot weceive 
instwuction to heawken to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds? saith t-the WOWD. 

35:14 The w-wowds of J-Jonyadab t-the son of Wechab, that he commanded his 
sons nyot to dwink winye, awe pewfowmed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto this day they dwink 
n-nyonye, but obey theiw fathew's commandment: nyotwithstanding I have 
spoken u-unto y-you, wising eawwy and speaking; but ye heawkenyed nyot u-unto 
me. 

35:15 I have sent awso u-unto you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, wising 
up eawwy and sending t-them, s-saying, W-Wetuwn ye nyow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom his 
eviw way, and amend youw doings, and go nyot aftew othew gods to sewve 
t-them, and ye shaww dweww in t-the wand which I have given to you and to 
youw fathews: but ye have nyot |･ω･) i-incwinyed youw eaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow heawkenyed u-unto 
me. 

UwU 3-35:16 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the sons of J-Jonyadab t-the son of Wechab have ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed t-the 
commandment of theiw fathew, which he commanded t-them; but this peopwe 
hath nyot heawkenyed u-unto me: 35:17 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD God of 
hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I wiww bwing upon Judah and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that I have pwonyounced 
against (=`ω´=) t-them: because I have spoken u-unto t-them, but they have nyot 
heawd; and I have cawwed u-unto t-them, but they have nyot answewed. 

35:18 And Jewemiah said u-unto t-the house of t-the Wechabites, T-Thus saith 
t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have obeyed t-the 
commandment of J-Jonyadab youw fathew, and kept (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his p-pwecepts, and 
donye a-accowding u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath commanded you: ^w^ 3-35:19 Thewefowe 
thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; J-Jonyadab t-the son of 
Wechab shaww nyot want a man to stand befowe m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

36:1 And it came to pass in t-the fouwth yeaw of Jehoiakim t-the son of 
Josiah king of Judah, that this wowd came u-unto Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, 
s-saying, 3-36:2 Take thee a woww of a b-book, and wwite (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
w-wowds that I have spoken u-unto thee against I-Iswaew, and against Judah, 
and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the n-nyations, fwom t-the day I spake u-unto thee, fwom t-the 
days of Josiah, even u-unto this d-day. 

36:3 I-It may be that t-the house of Judah wiww h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw which I 
puwpose to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them; that they may (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom his eviw 
way; that I may fowgive theiw i-inyiquity and theiw sin. 

36:4 T-Then Jewemiah cawwed Bawuch t-the son of Nyewiah: and Bawuch wwote 
fwom t-the mouth of Jewemiah (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD, which he h-had 
spoken u-unto him, upon a woww of a book. 

3-36:5 And Jewemiah commanded Bawuch, s-saying, I am s-shut up; I c-cannyot go 
into t-the house of t-the WOWD: 36:6 Thewefowe go thou, and wead in t-the 
woww, which t-thou hast wwitten fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD in 
t-the eaws of t-the peopwe in t-the WOWD's house upon t-the fasting day: and 
awso t-thou shawt wead t-them in t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah that come out of 
theiw cities. 

36:7 I-It may be they wiww pwesent theiw suppwication befowe t-the WOWD, 
and wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom his eviw w-way: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is t-the angew 
and t-the fuwy that t-the WOWD hath pwonyounced against this peopwe. 

36:8 And Bawuch t-the son of Nyewiah did a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Jewemiah 
t-the pwophet commanded him, weading in t-the book t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD 
in t-the WOWD's house. 

36:9 And it came to pass in t-the fifth yeaw of Jehoiakim t-the son of 
Josiah king of Judah, in t-the nyinth m-month, that they pwocwaimed a fast 
befowe t-the WOWD to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe in J-Jewusawem, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe 
that came fwom t-the c-cities of Judah u-unto Jewusawem. 

36:10 T-Then wead Bawuch in t-the book t-the w-wowds of Jewemiah in t-the house 
of t-the WOWD, in t-the c-chambew of Gemawiah t-the son of Shaphan t-the s-scwibe, 
in t-the highew couwt, a-at t-the entwy of t-the nyew gate of t-the WOWD's h-house, 
in t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. 

36:11 When Michaiah t-the son of Gemawiah, t-the son of Shaphan, h-had heawd 
out of t-the book (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD, 36:12 T-Then he went down 
into t-the king's h-house, into t-the scwibe's chambew: and, wo, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
pwinces sat thewe, even Ewishama t-the s-scwibe, and Dewaiah t-the son of 
Shemaiah, and Ewnyathan t-the son of Achbow, and Gemawiah t-the son of 
Shaphan, and (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of Hanyanyiah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pwinces. 

3-36:13 T-Then Michaiah d-decwawed u-unto t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds that he h-had 
heawd, when Bawuch wead t-the book in t-the eaws of t-the peopwe. 

36:14 Thewefowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces sent Jehudi t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah, t-the 
son of Shewemiah, t-the son of Cushi, u-unto Bawuch, s-saying, Take in thinye 
hand t-the woww whewein t-thou hast wead in t-the eaws of t-the p-peopwe, and 
come. S-So Bawuch t-the son of Nyewiah took t-the woww in his hand, and came 
u-unto them. 

36:15 And they said u-unto him, Sit down n-nyow, and wead it in ouw eaws. 
S-So Bawuch wead it in theiw eaws. 

36:16 Nyow it came to pass, when they h-had heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowds, they 
wewe afwaid both onye and othew, and said u-unto Bawuch, We wiww suwewy 
teww t-the king of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds. 

36:17 And they asked Bawuch, s-saying, Teww us n-nyow, How didst t-thou wwite 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds a-at his mouth? 36:18 T-Then Bawuch answewed t-them, He 
pwonyounced (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds u-unto m-me with his mouth, and I wwote t-them 
with ink in t-the book. 

36:19 T-Then said t-the pwinces u-unto Bawuch, Go, hide thee, t-thou and 
Jewemiah; and wet nyo man knyow whewe ye be. 

36:20 And they went in to t-the king into t-the couwt, but they w-waid up 
t-the woww in t-the c-chambew of Ewishama t-the s-scwibe, and towd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds 
in t-the eaws of t-the king. 

36:21 S-So t-the king sent Jehudi to fetch t-the woww: and he took it out of 
Ewishama t-the scwibe's chambew. And Jehudi wead it in t-the eaws of t-the 
king, and in t-the eaws of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces which s-stood beside t-the king. 

3-36:22 Nyow t-the king sat in t-the wintewhouse in t-the nyinth (o_O) m-month: and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a fiwe on t-the h-heawth b-buwnying befowe h-him. 

36:23 And it came to pass, that when Jehudi h-had wead thwee ow fouw 
weaves, he cut it with t-the penknyife, and cast it into t-the fiwe that 
w-was on t-the heawth, untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the woww w-was consumed in t-the fiwe that 
w-was on t-the heawth. 

36:24 Y-Yet they wewe nyot afwaid, (=`ω´=) n-nyow went theiw gawments, nyeithew t-the 
king, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds. 

36:25 Nyevewthewess Ewnyathan and Dewaiah and Gemawiah h-had m-made 
intewcession to t-the king that he w-wouwd nyot buwn t-the woww: but he w-wouwd 
nyot h-heaw them. 

36:26 But t-the king commanded Jewahmeew t-the son of Hammewech, and 
Sewaiah t-the son of Azwiew, and S-Shewemiah t-the son of Abdeew, to o(>ω<)o t-take 
Bawuch t-the scwibe and Jewemiah t-the p-pwophet: but t-the WOWD hid them. 

36:27 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Jewemiah, aftew that t-the king 
h-had buwnyed t-the woww, and t-the w-wowds which Bawuch wwote a-at t-the mouth of 
Jewemiah, s-saying, 36:28 Take thee again anyothew woww, and wwite in it 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowmew w-wowds that wewe in t-the fiwst woww, which Jehoiakim t-the 
king of Judah hath buwnyed. 

(/ =ω=)/ 3-36:29 And t-thou shawt say to Jehoiakim king of Judah, T-Thus saith t-the 
WOWD; T-Thou hast buwnyed this woww, s-saying, Why hast t-thou wwitten 
thewein, s-saying, The king of Babywon shaww cewtainwy come and d-destwoy 
this wand, and shaww c-cause to cease fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence man and beast? 36:30 
Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of Jehoiakim king of Judah; He shaww 
have nyonye to sit upon t-the t-thwonye of David: and his dead body shaww be 
cast out in t-the day to t-the h-heat, and in t-the nyight to t-the (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ f-fwost. 

36:31 And I wiww punyish him and his seed and his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
inyiquity; and I wiww bwing upon t-them, and upon t-the i-inhabitants of 
J-Jewusawem, and upon t-the men of Judah, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that I have 
pwonyounced against t-them; but they heawkenyed n-nyot. 

36:32 T-Then took Jewemiah anyothew woww, and gave it to Bawuch t-the 
s-scwibe, t-the son of Nyewiah; who wwote (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein fwom t-the mouth of 
Jewemiah (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the book which Jehoiakim king of Judah h-had 
buwnyed in t-the fiwe: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe a-added besides u-unto t-them many w-wike 
wowds. 

37:1 And king (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the son of Josiah weignyed instead of C-Conyiah t-the 
son of Jehoiakim, whom N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon m-made king in t-the 
wand of J-Judah. 

37:2 But nyeithew he, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his sewvants, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the peopwe of t-the wand, did 
heawken u-unto t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD, which he spake by t-the pwophet 
>w< *sweats* J-Jewemiah. 

3-37:3 And (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king sent Jehucaw t-the son of S-Shewemiah and 
Zephanyiah t-the son of >w< M-Maaseiah t-the pwiest to t-the pwophet Jewemiah, 
s-saying, Pway nyow u-unto t-the WOWD ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. 

37:4 Nyow Jewemiah came in and went out among t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had 
nyot put him into pwison. 

37:5 T-Then Phawaoh's awmy w-was come fowth out of Egypt: and when t-the 
Chawdeans that besieged Jewusawem heawd tidings of t-them, they depawted 
fwom Jewusawem. 

37:6 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto t-the pwophet Jewemiah s-saying, 
37:7 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew; T-Thus shaww ye say to t-the 
king of Judah, that sent you u-unto m-me to enquiwe of m-me; Behowd, 
Phawaoh's awmy, which is come fowth to hewp y-you, shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to Egypt 
into theiw own wand. 

37:8 And t-the Chawdeans shaww come again, and fight against this city, 
and o(>ω<)o t-take it, and buwn it with fiwe. 

37:9 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Deceive nyot youwsewves, s-saying, The 
Chawdeans shaww suwewy depawt fwom us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww nyot depawt. 

37:10 Fow t-though ye h-had smitten t-the w-whowe awmy of t-the Chawdeans that 
fight against y-you, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed but w-wounded men among t-them, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
shouwd they (☆ω☆) w-wise up {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his tent, and buwn this city with 
fiwe. 

37:11 And it came to pass, that when t-the awmy of t-the Chawdeans w-was 
bwoken up fwom Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of Phawaoh's awmy, 37:12 T-Then 
Jewemiah went fowth out of Jewusawem to go into t-the wand of Benjamin, 
to sepawate himsewf (o´∀`o) t-thence in t-the m-midst of t-the peopwe. 

37:13 And when he w-was in t-the gate of Benjamin, a c-captain of t-the wawd 
w-was thewe, whose nyame w-was Iwijah, t-the son of Shewemiah, t-the son of 
Hanyanyiah; and he took Jewemiah t-the pwophet, s-saying, T-Thou fawwest away 
to t-the Chawdeans. 

3-37:14 T-Then said Jewemiah, I-It is fawse; I faww nyot away to t-the 
Chawdeans. 

But he heawkenyed nyot to him: so Iwijah took Jewemiah, and b-bwought him 
to t-the p-pwinces. 

3-37:15 Whewefowe t-the pwinces wewe wwoth with Jewemiah, and smote him, 
and put him in pwison in t-the house of Jonyathan t-the scwibe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
h-had m-made that t-the pwison. 

37:16 When Jewemiah w-was entewed into t-the dungeon, and into t-the cabins, 
and Jewemiah h-had wemainyed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe many days; 37:17 T-Then (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the 
king sent, and took him out: and t-the king asked him secwetwy in his 
h-house, and said, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any wowd fwom t-the WOWD? And Jewemiah said, 
Thewe i-is: fow, said he, t-thou shawt be dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the 
king of Babywon. 

37:18 Moweovew Jewemiah said u-unto king Zedekiah, What have I o-offended 
against thee, ow against thy sewvants, ow against this p-peopwe, that ye 
have put m-me in ⊂(･ω･*⊂) p-pwison? 37:19 Whewe awe nyow youw pwophets which 
pwophesied u-unto y-you, s-saying, The king of Babywon shaww nyot come 
against y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow against this w-wand? 37:20 Thewefowe h-heaw n-nyow, I p-pway 
thee, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king: wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwication, I p-pway thee, be 
accepted befowe thee; that t-thou c-cause m-me nyot to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the house of 
Jonyathan t-the s-scwibe, west I die thewe. 

3-37:21 T-Then (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king commanded that they shouwd commit 
Jewemiah into t-the couwt of t-the pwison, and that they shouwd g-give him 
daiwy a piece of bwead out of t-the bakews' stweet, untiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwead 
in t-the city wewe s-spent. 

T-Thus Jewemiah wemainyed in t-the couwt of t-the pwison. 

38:1 T-Then S-Shephatiah t-the son of Mattan, and G-Gedawiah t-the son of 
Pashuw, and Jucaw t-the son of Shewemiah, and Pashuw t-the son of 
Mawchiah, heawd t-the w-wowds that Jewemiah h-had spoken u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
p-peopwe, s-saying, 38:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, He that wemainyeth in this 
city shaww die by t-the swowd, by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the pestiwence: but 
he that goeth fowth to t-the Chawdeans shaww wive; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww have his 
wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey, and shaww w-wive. 

＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, This city shaww suwewy be given into t-the 
hand of t-the king of Babywon's awmy, which shaww o(>ω<)o t-take it. 

3-38:4 Thewefowe t-the pwinces said u-unto t-the king, We b-beseech thee, wet 
this man be put to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus he weakenyeth t-the h-hands of t-the men 
of waw that wemain in this city, and t-the h-hands of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, in 
speaking such w-wowds u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this man seeketh nyot t-the w-wewfawe of 
this p-peopwe, but t-the huwt. 

3-38:5 T-Then (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king said, Behowd, he is in youw hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
king is nyot he that c-can (^-^*)/ d-do any t-thing against you. 

38:6 T-Then took they Jewemiah, and cast him into t-the d-dungeon of 
M-Mawchiah t-the son of Hammewech, that w-was in t-the couwt of t-the p-pwison: 
and they wet down Jewemiah with c-cowds. And in t-the d-dungeon (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo 
watew, but miwe: so Jewemiah sunk in t-the miwe. 

38:7 Nyow when Ebedmewech t-the Ethiopian, onye of t-the eunyuchs which w-was 
in t-the king's h-house, heawd that they h-had put Jewemiah in t-the dungeon; 
t-the king t-then sitting in t-the gate of Benjamin; (o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 Ebedmewech went 
fowth out of t-the king's h-house, and spake to t-the king s-saying, 38:9 My 
wowd t-the king, these men have donye eviw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they have donye to 
Jewemiah t-the pwophet, whom they have cast into t-the dungeon; and he is 
w-wike to die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-hungew in t-the pwace whewe he i-is: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo mowe 
bwead in t-the city. 

3-38:10 T-Then t-the king commanded Ebedmewech t-the Ethiopian, s-saying, Take 
fwom hence thiwty men with thee, and o(>ω<)o t-take up Jewemiah t-the pwophet out 
of t-the dungeon, befowe he die. 

38:11 S-So Ebedmewech took t-the men with him, and went into t-the house of 
t-the king undew t-the tweasuwy, and took (o´∀`o) t-thence o-owd cast c-cwouts and o-owd 
w-wotten wags, and wet t-them down by c-cowds into t-the d-dungeon to >w< *sweats* J-Jewemiah. 

3-38:12 And Ebedmewech t-the Ethiopian said u-unto Jewemiah, Put nyow these 
o-owd cast c-cwouts and w-wotten wags undew thinye awmhowes undew t-the c-cowds. 
And Jewemiah did so. 

♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 S-So they dwew up Jewemiah with c-cowds, and took him up out of t-the 
dungeon: and Jewemiah wemainyed in t-the couwt of t-the pwison. 

38:14 T-Then (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king sent, and took Jewemiah t-the pwophet u-unto 
him into t-the thiwd entwy that is in t-the house of t-the WOWD: and t-the 
king said u-unto Jewemiah, I wiww ask thee a thing; hide nyothing fwom 
me. 

38:15 T-Then Jewemiah said u-unto Zedekiah, If I decwawe it u-unto thee, 
wiwt t-thou nyot suwewy put m-me to d-death? and if I g-give thee counsew, wiwt 
t-thou nyot heawken u-unto m-me? 38:16 S-So (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king swawe secwetwy 
u-unto Jewemiah, s-saying, As t-the WOWD w-wiveth, that m-made us this s-souw, I 
wiww nyot put thee to d-death, nyeithew wiww I g-give thee into t-the hand of 
these men that seek thy wife. 

38:17 T-Then said Jewemiah u-unto Zedekiah, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God 
of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; If t-thou wiwt assuwedwy go fowth u-unto t-the 
king of Babywon's pwinces, t-then thy souw shaww wive, and this city 
shaww nyot be buwnyed with fiwe; and t-thou shawt wive, and thinye house: 
3-38:18 But if t-thou wiwt nyot go fowth to t-the king of Babywon's pwinces, 
t-then shaww this city be given into t-the hand of t-the C-Chawdeans, and they 
shaww buwn it with f-fiwe, and t-thou shawt nyot escape out of theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

38:19 And (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king said u-unto Jewemiah, I am afwaid of t-the 
Jews that awe f-fawwen to t-the C-Chawdeans, west they d-dewivew m-me into theiw 
hand, and they mock me. 

38:20 But Jewemiah said, They shaww nyot d-dewivew thee. Obey, I b-beseech 
thee, t-the voice of t-the WOWD, which I speak u-unto t-thee: so it shaww be 
w-weww u-unto thee, and thy souw shaww w-wive. 

38:21 But if t-thou wefuse to go fowth, this is t-the wowd that t-the WOWD 
hath shewed me: 3-38:22 And, b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women that awe weft in t-the 
king of Judah's house shaww be b-bwought fowth to t-the king of Babywon's 
pwinces, and those w-women shaww say, Thy fwiends have s-set thee o-on, and 
have p-pwevaiwed against t-thee: thy feet awe sunk in t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-miwe, and they 
awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away back. 

38:23 S-So they shaww bwing out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wives and thy chiwdwen to t-the 
Chawdeans: and t-thou shawt nyot escape out of theiw hand, but shawt be 
taken by t-the hand of t-the king of |･ω･) B-Babywon: and t-thou shawt c-cause this 
city to be buwnyed with fiwe. 

38:24 T-Then said (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah u-unto Jewemiah, Wet nyo man knyow of these 
wowds, and t-thou shawt nyot die. 

38:25 But if t-the pwinces h-heaw that I have t-tawked with thee, and they 
come u-unto thee, and say u-unto thee, Decwawe u-unto us nyow what t-thou hast 
said u-unto t-the king, hide it nyot fwom u-us, and we wiww nyot put thee to 
death; awso what t-the king said u-unto t-thee: 38:26 T-Then t-thou shawt say 
u-unto t-them, I pwesented o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwication befowe t-the king, that he w-wouwd 
nyot c-cause m-me to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to Jonyathan's h-house, to die thewe. 

38:27 T-Then came (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces u-unto Jewemiah, and asked him: and he 
towd t-them a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds that t-the king h-had c-commanded. S-So 
they weft off speaking with h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mattew w-was nyot pewceived. 

38:28 S-So Jewemiah abode in t-the couwt of t-the pwison untiw t-the day that 
Jewusawem w-was taken: and he w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe when Jewusawem w-was taken. 

39:1 In t-the nyinth yeaw of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth m-month, 
came N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmy against 
J-Jewusawem, and they besieged it. 

3-39:2 And in t-the e-eweventh yeaw of Zedekiah, in t-the fouwth m-month, t-the 
nyinth day of t-the m-month, t-the city w-was bwoken (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

39:3 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of t-the king of Babywon came in, and sat in 
t-the middwe gate, even Nyewgawshawezew, Samgawnyebo, Sawsechim, Wabsawis, 
Nyewgawshawezew, Wabmag, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wesidue of t-the pwinces of t-the 
king of Babywon. 

39:4 And it came to pass, that when (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king of Judah saw 
t-them, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of waw, t-then they fwed, and went fowth out of 
t-the city by nyight, by t-the w-way of t-the king's gawden, by t-the gate 
b-betwixt t-the two wawws: and he went out t-the w-way of t-the pwain. 

39:5 But t-the Chawdeans' awmy puwsued aftew t-them, and ovewtook (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah 
in t-the pwains of Jewicho: and when they h-had taken him, they b-bwought 
him up to Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon to W-Wibwah in t-the wand of 
(^人^) H-Hamath, whewe he gave j-judgment upon h-him. 

39:6 T-Then t-the king of Babywon swew t-the sons of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah in W-Wibwah 
befowe his eyes: awso t-the king of Babywon swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyobwes of 
J-Judah. 

39:7 Moweovew he put out Zedekiah's eyes, and b-bound him with chains, 
to cawwy him to Babywon. 

3-39:8 And t-the Chawdeans buwnyed t-the king's h-house, and t-the houses of t-the 
p-peopwe, with f-fiwe, and bwake down t-the wawws of Jewusawem. 

39:9 T-Then Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd cawwied away captive 
into Babywon t-the wemnyant of t-the peopwe that wemainyed in t-the city, and 
those that feww away, that feww to him, with t-the w-west of t-the peopwe 
that w-wemainyed. 

39:10 But Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd weft of t-the poow of t-the 
p-peopwe, which h-had nyothing, in t-the wand of Judah, and gave t-them 
vinyeyawds and fiewds a-at t-the same ^w^ t-time. 

39:11 Nyow N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon gave chawge c-concewnying 
Jewemiah to Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the guawd, s-saying, 39:12 Take 
him, and wook w-weww to him, and (^-^*)/ d-do him nyo hawm; but (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto him even as 
he shaww say u-unto thee. 

3-39:13 S-So Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd sent, and Nyebushasban, 
Wabsawis, and Nyewgawshawezew, Wabmag, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king of Babywon's 
pwinces; 39:14 Even they sent, and took Jewemiah out of t-the couwt of 
t-the pwison, and committed him u-unto G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam t-the son 
of Shaphan, that he shouwd cawwy him h-home: so he d-dwewt among t-the 
peopwe. 

3-39:15 Nyow t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Jewemiah, whiwe he w-was s-shut 
up in t-the couwt of t-the pwison, s-saying, 3-39:16 Go and speak to 
Ebedmewech t-the Ethiopian, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the 
God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I wiww bwing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds upon this city (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw, 
and nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good; and they shaww be (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished in that day befowe 
thee. 

39:17 But I wiww d-dewivew thee in that day, saith t-the WOWD: and t-thou 
shawt nyot be given into t-the hand of t-the men of whom t-thou awt afwaid. 

o(>< )o 3-39:18 Fow I wiww suwewy d-dewivew thee, and t-thou shawt nyot faww by t-the 
swowd, but thy wife shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey u-unto t-thee: because t-thou hast 
put thy t-twust in me, saith t-the WOWD. 

40:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah fwom t-the WOWD, aftew that 
Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd h-had wet him go fwom (=`ω´=) W-Wamah, when 
he h-had taken him being b-bound in c-chains among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe cawwied 
away captive of Jewusawem and Judah, which wewe cawwied away captive 
u-unto Babywon. 

40:2 And t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd took Jewemiah, and said u-unto him, 
The WOWD thy God hath pwonyounced this eviw upon this pwace. 

40:3 Nyow t-the WOWD hath b-bwought it, and donye a-accowding as he hath said: 
because ye have sinnyed against t-the WOWD, and have nyot obeyed his 
voice, thewefowe this t-thing is come upon you. 

40:4 And n-nyow, b-behowd, I woose thee this day fwom t-the c-chains which wewe 
upon thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. If it seem g-good u-unto thee to come with m-me into 
Babywon, come; and I wiww wook w-weww u-unto t-thee: but if it seem iww u-unto 
thee to come with m-me into Babywon, fowbeaw: b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand is 
befowe t-thee: whithew it seemeth g-good and convenyient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to go, 
thithew go. 

40:5 Nyow whiwe he w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet gonye b-back, he said, Go back awso to 
G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan, whom t-the king of 
Babywon hath m-made govewnyow o-ovew t-the c-cities of Judah, and dweww with 
him among t-the peopwe: ow go whewesoevew it seemeth convenyient u-unto 
thee to go. S-So t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd gave him v-victuaws and a 
wewawd, and wet him go. 

40:6 T-Then went Jewemiah u-unto G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam to M-Mizpah; and 
d-dwewt with him among t-the peopwe that wewe weft in t-the wand. 

40:7 Nyow when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the f-fowces which wewe in t-the fiewds, 
even they and theiw men, heawd that t-the king of Babywon h-had m-made 
G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam govewnyow in t-the wand, and h-had committed 
u-unto him men, and (*°▽°*) w-women, and c-chiwdwen, and of t-the poow of t-the wand, of 
t-them that wewe nyot cawwied away captive to (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 40:8 T-Then they 
came to G-Gedawiah to Mizpah, even Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah, and 
Johanyan and Jonyathan t-the sons of Kaweah, and Sewaiah t-the son of 
Tanhumeth, and t-the sons of Ephai t-the Nyetophathite, and Jezanyiah t-the 
son of a Maachathite, they and theiw m-men. 

4-40:9 And G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan swawe u-unto t-them 
and to theiw men, s-saying, Feaw nyot to sewve t-the Chawdeans: dweww in 
t-the wand, and sewve t-the king of Babywon, and it shaww be w-weww with 
you. 

40:10 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, b-behowd, I wiww dweww a-at Mizpah, to sewve t-the 
C-Chawdeans, which wiww come u-unto us: but ye, gathew ye winye, and summew 
fwuits, and oiw, and put t-them in youw vessews, and dweww in youw 
c-cities that ye have taken. 

40:11 Wikewise when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews that wewe in M-Moab, and among t-the 
Ammonyites, and in Edom, and that wewe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the countwies, heawd that 
t-the king of Babywon h-had weft a wemnyant of Judah, and that he h-had s-set 
o-ovew t-them G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan; 40:12 Even 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews wetuwnyed out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces whithew they wewe dwiven, and 
came to t-the wand of Judah, to G-Gedawiah, u-unto Mizpah, and gathewed winye 
and summew fwuits vewy much. 

40:13 Moweovew Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the 
f-fowces that wewe in t-the fiewds, came to G-Gedawiah to Mizpah, 40:14 And 
said u-unto him, Dost t-thou cewtainwy knyow that Baawis t-the king of t-the 
Ammonyites hath sent Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway thee? But 
G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam bewieved t-them n-nyot. 

4-40:15 T-Then Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah spake to G-Gedawiah in Mizpah 
secwetwy s-saying, Wet m-me go, I p-pway thee, and I wiww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway Ishmaew t-the 
son of N-Nyethanyiah, and nyo man shaww knyow i-it: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe shouwd he (✧∀✧)/ s-sway 
thee, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews which awe gathewed u-unto thee shouwd be 
scattewed, and t-the wemnyant in Judah pewish? 40:16 But G-Gedawiah t-the 
son of Ahikam said u-unto Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, T-Thou shawt nyot (^-^*)/ d-do 
this thing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou speakest fawsewy of I-Ishmaew. 

4-41:1 Nyow it came to pass in t-the seventh m-month, that Ishmaew t-the son of 
N-Nyethanyiah t-the son of Ewishama, of t-the seed woyaw, and t-the pwinces of 
t-the king, even t-ten men with him, came u-unto G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam 
to M-Mizpah; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they did e-eat bwead togethew in M-Mizpah. 

41:2 T-Then awose Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah, and t-the t-ten men that 
wewe with him, and smote G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan 
with t-the swowd, and swew him, whom t-the king of Babywon h-had m-made 
govewnyow o-ovew t-the wand. 

41:3 Ishmaew awso swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews that wewe with him, even with 
G-Gedawiah, a-at Mizpah, and t-the Chawdeans that wewe f-found thewe, and t-the 
men of waw. 

41:4 And it came to pass t-the second day aftew he h-had s-swain G-Gedawiah, 
and nyo man knyew it, 41:5 That (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came c-cewtain fwom S-Shechem, fwom 
S-Shiwoh, and fwom S-Samawia, even fouwscowe men, h-having theiw b-beawds 
shaven, and theiw cwothes went, and h-having cut themsewves, with 
offewings and i-incense in theiw hand, to bwing t-them to t-the house of t-the 
WOWD. 

41:6 And Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah went fowth fwom Mizpah to meet 
t-them, weeping (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awong as he went: and it came to pass, as he met 
t-them, he said u-unto t-them, Come to G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam. 

4-41:7 And it w-was so, when they came into t-the m-midst of t-the city, that 
Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah swew t-them, and cast t-them into t-the m-midst 
of t-the pit, he, and t-the men that wewe with h-him. 

41:8 But t-ten men wewe f-found among t-them that said u-unto I-Ishmaew, Sway us 
nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have tweasuwes in t-the fiewd, of wheat, and of bawwey, and 
of oiw, and of honyey. S-So he f-fowbawe, and swew t-them nyot among theiw 
bwethwen. 

41:9 Nyow t-the p-pit whewein Ishmaew h-had cast (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the dead bodies of t-the 
men, whom he h-had s-swain because of G-Gedawiah, w-was it which Asa t-the king 
h-had m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of Baasha king of Iswaew: and Ishmaew t-the son of 
N-Nyethanyiah fiwwed it with t-them that wewe swain. 

41:10 T-Then Ishmaew cawwied away captive (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wesidue of t-the peopwe 
that wewe in Mizpah, even t-the king's (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe 
that wemainyed in Mizpah, whom Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd h-had 
committed to G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam: and Ishmaew t-the son of 
N-Nyethanyiah cawwied t-them away captive, and depawted to go o-ovew to t-the 
A-Ammonyites. 

4-41:11 But when Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the 
f-fowces that wewe with him, heawd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that Ishmaew t-the son 
of N-Nyethanyiah h-had donye, 41:12 T-Then they took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men, and went to 
fight with Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah, and f-found him by t-the gweat 
watews that awe in Gibeon. 

4-41:13 Nyow it came to pass, that when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe which wewe with 
Ishmaew saw Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the 
f-fowces that wewe with him, t-then they wewe g-gwad. 

41:14 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that Ishmaew h-had cawwied away captive fwom 
Mizpah cast about and wetuwnyed, and went u-unto Johanyan t-the son of 
Kaweah. 

41:15 But Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah escaped fwom Johanyan with eight 
men, and went to t-the A-Ammonyites. 

41:16 T-Then took Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the 
f-fowces that wewe with him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of t-the peopwe whom he h-had 
wecovewed fwom Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah, fwom Mizpah, aftew that 
he h-had s-swain G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam, even mighty men of waw, and 
t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and t-the c-chiwdwen, and t-the xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, whom he h-had b-bwought 
again fwom G-Gibeon: 41:17 And they depawted, and d-dwewt in t-the 
h-habitation of Chimham, which is by Bethwehem, to go to entew into 
Egypt, 4-41:18 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the Chawdeans: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe afwaid of t-them, 
because Ishmaew t-the son of N-Nyethanyiah h-had s-swain G-Gedawiah t-the son of 
Ahikam, whom t-the king of Babywon m-made govewnyow in t-the wand. 

42:1 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the fowces, and Johanyan t-the son of 
Kaweah, and Jezanyiah t-the son of H-Hoshaiah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe fwom t-the 
weast even u-unto t-the gweatest, came nyeaw, 42:2 And said u-unto Jewemiah 
t-the pwophet, Wet, we b-beseech thee, ouw suppwication be accepted befowe 
thee, and p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us u-unto t-the WOWD thy G-God, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this 
wemnyant; (fow we awe weft but a f-few of many, as thinye eyes (^-^*)/ d-do (x_x)V b-behowd 
us:) 4-42:3 That t-the WOWD thy God may s-shew us t-the w-way whewein we may 
wawk, and t-the t-thing that we may do. 

42:4 T-Then Jewemiah t-the pwophet said u-unto t-them, I have heawd you; 
b-behowd, I wiww p-pway u-unto t-the WOWD youw God a-accowding to youw (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; 
and it shaww come to pass, that whatsoevew t-thing t-the WOWD shaww answew 
y-you, I wiww decwawe it u-unto you; I wiww keep nyothing back fwom you. 

4-42:5 T-Then they said to Jewemiah, The WOWD be a twue and faithfuw 
witnyess b-between u-us, if we (^-^*)/ d-do nyot even a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
which t-the WOWD thy God shaww send thee to us. 

42:6 Whethew it be g-good, ow whethew it be eviw, we wiww obey t-the voice 
of t-the WOWD ouw G-God, to whom we send thee; that it may be w-weww with 
u-us, when we obey t-the voice of t-the WOWD ouw God. 

42:7 And it came to pass aftew t-ten days, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD 
came u-unto >w< *sweats* J-Jewemiah. 

42:8 T-Then cawwed he Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of 
t-the f-fowces which wewe with him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe fwom t-the weast even 
to t-the gweatest, 42:9 And said u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God 
of I-Iswaew, u-unto whom ye sent m-me to pwesent youw suppwication befowe 
h-him; 4-42:10 If ye wiww stiww abide in this wand, t-then wiww I buiwd y-you, 
and nyot puww you down, and I wiww pwant y-you, and nyot pwuck you up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
I w-wepent m-me of t-the eviw that I have donye u-unto you. 

42:11 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of t-the king of Babywon, of whom ye awe afwaid; be 
nyot afwaid of him, saith t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with you to s-save y-you, and 
to d-dewivew you fwom his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

42:12 And I wiww s-shew mewcies u-unto y-you, that he may have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon 
y-you, and c-cause you to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to youw own wand. 

42:13 But if ye say, We wiww nyot dweww in this wand, nyeithew obey t-the 
voice of t-the WOWD youw G-God, 42:14 Saying, Nyo; but we wiww go into t-the 
wand of Egypt, whewe we shaww s-see nyo waw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the 
twumpet, (=`ω´=) n-nyow have h-hungew of bwead; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww we dweww: 42:15 And 
nyow thewefowe h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, ye wemnyant of Judah; T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; If ye whowwy s-set youw 
faces to entew into Egypt, and go to sojouwn thewe; 42:16 T-Then it 
shaww come to pass, that t-the swowd, which ye feawed, shaww (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake 
you (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the wand of Egypt, and t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, wheweof ye wewe 
afwaid, shaww fowwow cwose aftew you (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in Egypt; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe ye 
shaww die. 

42:17 S-So shaww it be with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men that s-set theiw faces to go into 
Egypt to sojouwn thewe; they shaww die by t-the swowd, by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, 
and by t-the pestiwence: and nyonye of t-them shaww wemain ow escape fwom 
t-the eviw that I wiww bwing upon them. 

42:18 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; As minye 
angew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy hath b-been pouwed fowth upon t-the i-inhabitants of 
Jewusawem; so shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy be pouwed fowth upon y-you, when ye shaww 
entew into Egypt: and ye shaww be an execwation, and an astonyishment, 
and a cuwse, and a wepwoach; and ye shaww s-see this pwace nyo mowe. 

42:19 The WOWD hath said c-concewnying y-you, O-O ye wemnyant of Judah; Go ye 
nyot into Egypt: knyow cewtainwy that I have admonyished you this d-day. 

42:20 Fow ye dissembwed in youw heawts, when ye sent m-me u-unto t-the WOWD 
youw G-God, s-saying, Pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us u-unto t-the WOWD ouw God; and a-accowding 
u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the WOWD ouw God shaww say, so decwawe u-unto u-us, and we 
wiww (^-^*)/ d-do it. 

42:21 And nyow I have this day d-decwawed it to you; but ye have nyot 
obeyed t-the voice of t-the WOWD youw G-God, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any t-thing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the which he 
hath sent m-me u-unto you. 

42:22 Nyow thewefowe knyow cewtainwy that ye shaww die by t-the swowd, by 
t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the pestiwence, in t-the pwace whithew ye d-desiwe to 
go and to sojouwn. 

43:1 And it came to pass, that when Jewemiah h-had m-made an end of 
speaking u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD theiw G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
which t-the WOWD theiw God h-had sent him to t-them, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these wowds, 
43:2 T-Then spake A-Azawiah t-the son of H-Hoshaiah, and Johanyan t-the son of 
Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwoud men, saying u-unto Jewemiah, T-Thou speakest 
fawsewy: t-the WOWD ouw God hath nyot sent thee to say, Go nyot into Egypt 
to sojouwn thewe: 43:3 But Bawuch t-the son of Nyewiah setteth thee on 
against u-us, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to d-dewivew us into t-the hand of t-the C-Chawdeans, that 
they m-might put us to d-death, and cawwy us away captives into Babywon. 

4-43:4 S-So Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the fowces, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, obeyed nyot t-the voice of t-the WOWD, to dweww in t-the 
wand of J-Judah. 

43:5 But Johanyan t-the son of Kaweah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the captains of t-the 
fowces, took (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of Judah, that wewe wetuwnyed fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
n-nyations, whithew they h-had b-been dwiven, to dweww in t-the wand of Judah; 
43:6 Even men, and (*°▽°*) w-women, and c-chiwdwen, and t-the king's (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pewson that Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd h-had weft with 
G-Gedawiah t-the son of Ahikam t-the son of Shaphan, and Jewemiah t-the 
pwophet, and Bawuch t-the son of N-Nyewiah. 

43:7 S-So they came into t-the wand of Egypt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they obeyed nyot t-the 
voice of t-the WOWD: thus came they even to Tahpanhes. 

43:8 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto Jewemiah in Tahpanhes, 
s-saying, 43:9 Take gweat s-stonyes in thinye hand, and hide t-them in t-the 
cway in t-the bwickkiwn, which is a-at t-the entwy of Phawaoh's house in 
Tahpanhes, in t-the sight of t-the men of Judah; 43:10 And say u-unto t-them, 
T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Behowd, I wiww send 
and o(>ω<)o t-take N-Nyebuchadwezzaw t-the king of Babywon, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, and wiww s-set 
his t-thwonye upon these s-stonyes that I have hid; and he shaww spwead his 
woyaw paviwion o-ovew them. 

43:11 And when he cometh, he shaww smite t-the wand of Egypt, and 
d-dewivew such as awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow death to death; and such as awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow captivity 
to c-captivity; and such as awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swowd to t-the swowd. 

43:12 And I wiww kindwe a fiwe in t-the houses of t-the gods of Egypt; and 
he shaww buwn t-them, and cawwy t-them away c-captives: and he shaww a-awway 
himsewf with t-the wand of Egypt, as a s-shephewd putteth on his gawment; 
and he shaww go fowth fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence in p-peace. 

4-43:13 He shaww bweak awso t-the images of Bethshemesh, that is in t-the 
wand of Egypt; and t-the houses of t-the gods of t-the Egyptians shaww he 
buwn with fiwe. 

44:1 The wowd that came to Jewemiah c-concewnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews which 
dweww in t-the wand of Egypt, which dweww a-at Migdow, and a-at Tahpanhes, 
and a-at Nyoph, and in t-the c-countwy of Pathwos, s-saying, 44:2 T-Thus saith 
t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Ye have s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that I 
have b-bwought upon J-Jewusawem, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of Judah; and, 
b-behowd, this day they awe a desowation, and nyo man d-dwewweth thewein, 
44:3 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of theiw w-wickednyess which they have committed to pwovoke 
m-me to angew, in that they went to buwn incense, and to sewve othew 
gods, whom they knyew nyot, nyeithew they, ye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow youw fathews. 

44:4 Howbeit I sent u-unto you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, wising 
eawwy and sending t-them, s-saying, O-Oh, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot this abominyabwe t-thing that 
I hate. 

44:5 But they heawkenyed nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow |･ω･) i-incwinyed theiw eaw to tuwn fwom theiw 
wickednyess, to buwn nyo i-incense u-unto othew gods. 

4-44:6 Whewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy and minye angew w-was pouwed fowth, and w-was 
kindwed in t-the c-cities of Judah and in t-the s-stweets of Jewusawem; and 
they awe w-wasted and d-desowate, as a-at this d-day. 

44:7 Thewefowe nyow thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of hosts, t-the God of 
I-Iswaew; Whewefowe commit ye this gweat eviw against youw souws, to cut 
off fwom you man and woman, c-chiwd and s-suckwing, out of Judah, to weave 
you nyonye to wemain; 44:8 In that ye pwovoke m-me u-unto wwath with t-the 
wowks of youw hands, b-buwnying i-incense u-unto othew gods in t-the wand of 
Egypt, whithew ye be gonye to dweww, that ye m-might cut youwsewves off, 
and that ye m-might be a (O_O;) c-cuwse and a wepwoach among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations of 
t-the eawth? 44:9 H-Have ye fowgotten t-the w-wickednyess of youw fathews, and 
t-the w-wickednyess of t-the kings of Judah, and t-the w-wickednyess of theiw 
wives, and youw own wickednyess, and t-the w-wickednyess of youw wives, 
which they have committed in t-the wand of Judah, and in t-the s-stweets of 
Jewusawem? 4-44:10 They awe nyot humbwed even u-unto this day, nyeithew 
have they feawed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wawked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, that I s-set 
befowe you and befowe youw fathews. 

44:11 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; 
Behowd, I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw, and to cut off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
J-Judah. 

44:12 And I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the wemnyant of Judah, that have s-set theiw faces 
to go into t-the wand of Egypt to sojouwn thewe, and they shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be 
consumed, and faww in t-the wand of Egypt; they shaww even be consumed 
by t-the s-swowd and by t-the faminye: they shaww die, fwom t-the weast even 
u-unto t-the gweatest, by t-the s-swowd and by t-the faminye: and they shaww be 
an execwation, and an astonyishment, and a cuwse, and a wepwoach. 

44:13 Fow I wiww punyish t-them that dweww in t-the wand of Egypt, as I 
have punyished J-Jewusawem, by t-the swowd, by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the 
pestiwence: 44:14 S-So that nyonye of t-the wemnyant of Judah, which awe gonye 
into t-the wand of Egypt to sojouwn thewe, shaww escape ow w-wemain, that 
they shouwd (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into t-the wand of Judah, to t-the which they have a 
d-desiwe to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to dweww thewe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyonye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn but such as 
shaww escape. 

44:15 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men which knyew that theiw wives h-had buwnyed i-incense 
u-unto othew gods, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-women that s-stood by, a gweat muwtitude, 
even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that d-dwewt in t-the wand of Egypt, in Pathwos, 
answewed Jewemiah, s-saying, (o_O) 4-44:16 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowd that t-thou hast spoken 
u-unto us in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, we wiww nyot heawken u-unto thee. 

4-44:17 But we wiww cewtainwy (^-^*)/ d-do whatsoevew t-thing goeth fowth out of ouw 
own mouth, to buwn i-incense u-unto t-the queen of heaven, and to p-pouw out 
dwink offewings u-unto hew, as we have donye, ^w^ w-we, and ouw fathews, ouw 
kings, and ouw pwinces, in t-the c-cities of Judah, and in t-the s-stweets of 
Jewusawem: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then h-had we pwenty of victuaws, and wewe weww, and saw 
nyo \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

44:18 But since we weft off to buwn i-incense to t-the queen of heaven, 
and to p-pouw out dwink offewings u-unto hew, we have wanted (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, 
and have b-been consumed by t-the s-swowd and by t-the faminye. 

44:19 And when we buwnyed i-incense to t-the queen of heaven, and pouwed 
out dwink offewings u-unto hew, did we make hew c-cakes to w-wowship hew, 
and p-pouw out dwink offewings u-unto hew, without ouw men? 44:20 T-Then 
Jewemiah said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, to t-the men, and to t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and 
to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe which h-had given him that a-answew, s-saying, (≧◡≦) 4-44:21 The 
i-incense that ye buwnyed in t-the c-cities of Judah, and in t-the s-stweets of 
J-Jewusawem, ye, and youw fathews, youw kings, and youw pwinces, and t-the 
peopwe of t-the wand, did nyot t-the WOWD (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-them, and came it nyot 
into his mind? 44:22 S-So that t-the WOWD couwd nyo wongew (ノωヽ) b-beaw, because 
of t-the eviw of youw doings, and because of t-the abominyations which ye 
have committed; thewefowe is youw wand a desowation, and an 
astonyishment, and a cuwse, without an inhabitant, as a-at this d-day. 

44:23 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have buwnyed incense, and because ye have sinnyed 
against t-the WOWD, and have nyot obeyed t-the voice of t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
wawked in his w-waw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in his s-statutes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in his t-testimonyies; 
thewefowe this eviw is happenyed u-unto y-you, as a-at this d-day. 

4-44:24 Moweovew Jewemiah said u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
(*°▽°*) w-women, Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah that awe in t-the wand of 
Egypt: 44:25 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, (=^･ω･^=) s-saying; 
Ye and youw wives have both spoken with youw m-mouths, and fuwfiwwed 
with youw hand, s-saying, We wiww suwewy pewfowm ouw vows that we have 
vowed, to buwn i-incense to t-the queen of heaven, and to p-pouw out dwink 
offewings u-unto hew: ye wiww suwewy accompwish youw vows, and suwewy 
pewfowm youw vows. 

44:26 Thewefowe h-heaw ye t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judah that dweww in 
t-the wand of Egypt; Behowd, I have swown by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gweat nyame, saith t-the 
WOWD, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame shaww nyo mowe be nyamed in t-the mouth of any man of 
Judah in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt, s-saying, The Wowd GOD w-wiveth. 

44:27 Behowd, I wiww watch o-ovew t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw, and nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good: and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of Judah that awe in t-the wand of Egypt shaww be consumed 
by t-the s-swowd and by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, untiw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be an end of them. 

44:28 Y-Yet a smaww (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew that escape t-the s-swowd shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn out of t-the 
wand of Egypt into t-the wand of Judah, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of Judah, 
that awe gonye into t-the wand of Egypt to sojouwn thewe, shaww knyow 
whose w-wowds shaww stand, minye, ow theiw's. 

44:29 And this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto y-you, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww 
punyish you in this pwace, that ye may knyow that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds shaww suwewy 
stand against you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw: 4-44:30 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww 
g-give P-Phawaohhophwa king of Egypt into t-the hand of his >_> e-enyemies, and 
into t-the hand of t-them that seek his wife; as I gave (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of 
Judah into t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, his enyemy, and 
that sought his wife. 

4-45:1 The wowd that Jewemiah t-the pwophet spake u-unto Bawuch t-the son of 
Nyewiah, when he h-had wwitten these w-wowds in a book a-at t-the mouth of 
Jewemiah, in t-the fouwth yeaw of Jehoiakim t-the son of Josiah king of 
Judah, s-saying, 45:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew, u-unto thee, 
O-O B-Bawuch: 4-45:3 T-Thou didst say, Woe is m-me nyow! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath a-added 
gwief to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(≧▽≦)o s-sowwow; I fainted in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sighing, and I f-find nyo w-west. 

45:4 T-Thus shawt t-thou say u-unto him, The WOWD saith t-thus; Behowd, that 
which I have b-buiwt wiww I bweak down, and that which I have pwanted I 
wiww pwuck up, even this w-whowe wand. 

45:5 And seekest t-thou gweat things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thysewf? seek t-them nyot: fow, 
b-behowd, I wiww bwing eviw upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, saith t-the WOWD: but thy wife 
wiww I g-give u-unto thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces whithew t-thou goest. 

46:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD which came to Jewemiah t-the pwophet against 
t-the Gentiwes; 46:2 Against Egypt, against t-the awmy of (* ^ ω ^) *looks at you* P-Phawaohnyecho 
king of Egypt, which w-was by t-the wivew Euphwates in Cawchemish, which 
N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon smote in t-the fouwth yeaw of Jehoiakim 
t-the son of Josiah king of J-Judah. 

46:3 O-Owdew ye t-the buckwew and s-shiewd, and d-dwaw (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to battwe. 

4-46:4 Hawnyess t-the howses; and get up, ye howsemen, and stand fowth with 
youw hewmets; fuwbish t-the speaws, and put on t-the bwigandinyes. 

46:5 Whewefowe have I s-seen t-them d-dismayed and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away back? and 
theiw mighty o-onyes awe beaten down, and awe fwed apace, and wook nyot 
back: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw w-was (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, saith t-the WOWD. 

46:6 Wet nyot t-the swift fwee away, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the mighty man escape; they 
shaww stumbwe, and faww towawd t-the nyowth by t-the wivew Euphwates. 

46:7 Who is this that cometh up as a fwood, whose watews awe moved as 
t-the wivews? 46:8 Egypt wiseth up w-wike a fwood, and his watews awe 
moved w-wike t-the wivews; and he saith, I wiww go up, and wiww covew t-the 
eawth; I wiww d-destwoy t-the city and t-the i-inhabitants t-theweof. 

46:9 Come up, ye howses; and wage, ye chawiots; and wet t-the mighty men 
come fowth; t-the Ethiopians and t-the Wibyans, that handwe t-the s-shiewd; 
and t-the Wydians, that handwe and bend t-the b-bow. 

(/ =ω=)/ 4-46:10 Fow this is t-the day of t-the Wowd GOD of hosts, a day of 
vengeance, that he may avenge him of his advewsawies: and t-the s-swowd 
shaww d-devouw, and it shaww be satiate and m-made dwunk with theiw b-bwood: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd GOD of hosts hath a sacwifice in t-the nyowth c-countwy by t-the 
wivew Euphwates. 

46:11 Go up into Giwead, and o(>ω<)o t-take bawm, O-O viwgin, t-the daughtew of 
Egypt: in vain shawt t-thou use many medicinyes; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt nyot be 
cuwed. 

46:12 The nyations have heawd of thy shame, and thy (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy hath fiwwed t-the 
wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mighty man hath stumbwed against t-the mighty, and they 
awe f-fawwen both togethew. 

46:13 The wowd that t-the WOWD spake to Jewemiah t-the pwophet, how 
N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon shouwd come and smite t-the wand of 
Egypt. 

46:14 Decwawe ye in Egypt, and pubwish in Migdow, and pubwish in N-Nyoph 
and in Tahpanhes: say ye, Stand fast, and p-pwepawe thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swowd 
shaww devouw (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thee. 

46:15 Why awe thy v-vawiant men swept away? they s-stood nyot, because t-the 
WOWD did dwive them. 

46:16 He m-made many to faww, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, onye feww upon anyothew: and they said, 
Awise, and wet us go again to ouw own p-peopwe, and to t-the wand of ouw 
nyativity, fwom t-the oppwessing swowd. 

46:17 They did (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy thewe, Phawaoh king of Egypt is but a n-nyoise; he 
hath passed t-the time a-appointed. 

46:18 As I wive, saith t-the K-King, whose nyame is t-the WOWD of hosts, 
S-Suwewy as (*´▽`*) T-Tabow is among t-the mountains, and as Cawmew by t-the sea, so 
shaww he come. 

46:19 O-O t-thou daughtew dwewwing in Egypt, fuwnyish t-thysewf to go into 
captivity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow N-Nyoph shaww be waste and desowate without an i-inhabitant. 

46:20 Egypt is w-wike a vewy f-faiw heifew, but destwuction (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; it 
cometh out of t-the n-nyowth. 

46:21 Awso hew h-hiwed men awe in t-the m-midst of hew w-wike fatted buwwocks; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awso awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, and awe fwed away togethew: they did 
nyot stand, because t-the day of theiw cawamity w-was come upon t-them, and 
t-the time of theiw visitation. 

46:22 The voice theweof shaww go w-wike a s-sewpent; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww m-mawch 
with an awmy, and come against hew with axes, as hewews of wood. 

46:23 They shaww cut down hew f-fowest, saith t-the WOWD, t-though it c-cannyot 
be seawched; because they awe mowe than t-the gwasshoppews, and awe 
innyumewabwe. 

46:24 The daughtew of Egypt shaww be c-confounded; she shaww be 
dewivewed into t-the hand of t-the peopwe of t-the n-nyowth. 

46:25 The WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, saith; Behowd, I wiww 
punyish t-the muwtitude of Nyo, and Phawaoh, and Egypt, with theiw gods, 
and theiw kings; even Phawaoh, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that t-twust in him: ( ╥ω╥ ) 4-46:26 
And I wiww d-dewivew t-them into t-the hand of those that seek theiw w-wives, 
and into t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, and into t-the hand 
of his sewvants: and aftewwawd it shaww be inhabited, as in t-the days 
of o-owd, saith t-the WOWD. 

46:27 But f-feaw nyot thou, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Jacob, and be nyot dismayed, O-O 
Iswaew: fow, b-behowd, I wiww s-save thee fwom afaw off, and thy seed fwom 
t-the wand of theiw c-captivity; and J-Jacob shaww wetuwn, and be in w-west 
and a-at ease, and nyonye shaww make him afwaid. 

4-46:28 Feaw t-thou nyot, O-O J-Jacob o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, saith t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with 
thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww make a f-fuww end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations whithew I have 
dwiven t-thee: but I wiww nyot make a f-fuww end of thee, but c-cowwect thee 
in measuwe; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I nyot weave thee whowwy unpunyished. 

47:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD that came to Jewemiah t-the pwophet against 
t-the Phiwistinyes, befowe that Phawaoh smote (＾• ω •＾) G-Gaza. 

47:2 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, watews (☆ω☆) w-wise up out of t-the nyowth, and 
shaww be an ovewfwowing fwood, and shaww ovewfwow t-the wand, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that is thewein; t-the city, and t-them that dweww thewein: t-then t-the men 
shaww cwy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand shaww howw. 

47:3 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the stamping of t-the hoofs of his stwong howses, 
a-at t-the wushing of his c-chawiots, and a-at t-the wumbwing of his wheews, t-the 
f-fathews shaww nyot wook back to theiw chiwdwen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow feebwenyess of hands; 
47:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the day that cometh to spoiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Phiwistinyes, and 
to cut off fwom T-Tywus and Zidon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy hewpew that ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wemainyeth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD wiww spoiw t-the Phiwistinyes, t-the wemnyant of t-the c-countwy of 
Caphtow. 

47:5 (⌒▽⌒)☆ *twerks* B-Bawdnyess is come upon G-Gaza; Ashkewon is cut off with t-the wemnyant 
of theiw vawwey: how wong wiwt t-thou cut t-thysewf? 47:6 O-O t-thou s-swowd of 
t-the WOWD, how wong wiww it be ewe t-thou be quiet? put up t-thysewf into 
thy s-scabbawd, west, and be (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

47:7 How c-can it be quiet, seeing t-the WOWD hath given it a chawge 
against Ashkewon, and against t-the sea showe? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath he appointed 
it. 

4-48:1 Against Moab thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; Woe 
u-unto Nyebo! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is spoiwed: K-Kiwiathaim is confounded and taken: 
Misgab is confounded and dismayed. 

48:2 Thewe shaww be nyo mowe pwaise of M-Moab: in H-Heshbon they have 
devised eviw against it; come, and wet us cut it off fwom being a 
n-nyation. Awso t-thou shawt be cut down, O-O Madmen; t-the s-swowd shaww puwsue 
thee. 

4-48:3 A-A voice of cwying shaww be fwom Howonyaim, s-spoiwing and gweat 
destwuction. 

4-48:4 Moab is destwoyed; hew ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes have caused a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy to be h-heawd. 

48:5 Fow in t-the g-going up of W-Wuhith c-continyuaw weeping shaww go up; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
in t-the g-going down of H-Howonyaim t-the enyemies have heawd a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of 
destwuction. 

48:6 F-Fwee, s-save youw w-wives, and be w-wike t-the heath in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

48:7 Fow because t-thou hast twusted in thy wowks and in thy tweasuwes, 
t-thou shawt awso be taken: and (^人^) C-Chemosh shaww go fowth into captivity 
with his pwiests and his pwinces togethew. 

48:8 And t-the spoiwew shaww come upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, and nyo city shaww 
e-escape: t-the vawwey awso shaww pewish, and t-the pwain shaww be 
destwoyed, as t-the WOWD hath spoken. 

4-48:9 Give w-wings u-unto M-Moab, that it may fwee and get (☆ω☆) a-away: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
c-cities theweof shaww be d-desowate, without any to dweww thewein. 

4-48:10 Cuwsed be he that doeth t-the wowk of t-the WOWD deceitfuwwy, and 
cuwsed be he that keepeth back his s-swowd fwom bwood. 

48:11 Moab hath b-been a-at ease fwom his youth, and he hath settwed on 
his wees, and hath nyot b-been emptied fwom vessew to v-vessew, nyeithew 
hath he gonye into captivity: thewefowe his taste wemainyed in him, and 
his s-scent is nyot changed. 

o(>< )o 4-48:12 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww 
send u-unto him wandewews, that shaww c-cause him to wandew, and shaww 
empty his vessews, and bweak theiw bottwes. 

48:13 And Moab shaww be a-ashamed of Chemosh, as t-the house of Iswaew w-was 
a-ashamed of Bethew theiw (☆ω☆) c-confidence. 

4-48:14 How say ye, We awe mighty and stwong men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the waw? 4-48:15 
Moab is spoiwed, and gonye up out of hew cities, and his chosen young 
men awe gonye down to t-the swaughtew, saith t-the K-King, whose nyame is t-the 
WOWD of hosts. 

4-48:16 The cawamity of Moab is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to come, and his affwiction hasteth 
fast. 

48:17 Aww ye that awe about him, bemoan h-him; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that knyow his 
nyame, say, How is t-the stwong s-staff bwoken, and t-the beautifuw wod! 
48:18 T-Thou daughtew that d-dost i-inhabit Dibon, come down fwom thy gwowy, 
and sit in thiwst; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spoiwew of Moab shaww come upon thee, and 
he shaww d-destwoy thy stwong howds. 

48:19 O-O i-inhabitant of Awoew, stand by t-the way, and espy; ask him that 
fweeth, and hew that escapeth, and say, What is donye? 48:20 Moab is 
c-confounded; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is bwoken down: howw and cwy; teww ye it in A-Awnyon, 
that Moab is spoiwed, 48:21 And j-judgment is come upon t-the pwain 
countwy; upon Howon, and upon Jahazah, and upon Mephaath, 48:22 And 
upon Dibon, and upon Nyebo, and upon B-Bethdibwathaim, 48:23 And upon 
Kiwiathaim, and upon Bethgamuw, and upon Bethmeon, 4-48:24 And upon 
Kewioth, and upon Bozwah, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities of t-the wand of M-Moab, 
faw ow nyeaw. 

48:25 The (・_・ヾ h-hown of Moab is cut off, and his a-awm is bwoken, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

48:26 Make ye him dwunken: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he m-magnyified himsewf against t-the WOWD: 
Moab awso shaww wawwow in his vomit, and he awso shaww be in dewision. 

48:27 Fow w-was nyot Iswaew a dewision u-unto thee? w-was he f-found among 
t-thieves? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow since t-thou s-spakest of him, t-thou s-skippedst (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-joy. 

48:28 O-O ye that dweww in M-Moab, weave t-the cities, and dweww in t-the 
wock, and be w-wike t-the dove that m-maketh hew (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest in t-the s-sides of t-the 
howe's mouth. 

48:29 We have heawd t-the pwide of M-Moab, (-(he is exceeding pwoud) his 
woftinyess, and his awwogancy, and his pwide, and t-the haughtinyess of 
his heawt. 

48:30 I knyow his wwath, saith t-the WOWD; but it shaww nyot be so; his 
wies shaww nyot so effect it. 

4-48:31 Thewefowe wiww I howw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow M-Moab, and I wiww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww M-Moab; 
minye heawt shaww m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the men of K-Kiwhewes. 

48:32 O-O vinye of Sibmah, I wiww weep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee with t-the weeping of 
Jazew: thy p-pwants awe gonye o-ovew t-the sea, they w-weach even to t-the sea of 
Jazew: t-the spoiwew is f-fawwen upon thy summew fwuits and upon thy 
vintage. 

4-48:33 And joy and gwadnyess is taken fwom t-the p-pwentifuw fiewd, and fwom 
t-the wand of M-Moab, and I have caused winye to faiw fwom t-the w-winyepwesses: 
nyonye shaww twead with shouting; theiw shouting shaww be nyo s-shouting. 

48:34 Fwom t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of H-Heshbon even u-unto Eweaweh, and even u-unto Jahaz, 
have they uttewed theiw voice, fwom Z-Zoaw even u-unto Howonyaim, as an 
heifew of thwee yeaws owd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the watews awso of Nyimwim shaww be 
>w< *cries* d-desowate. 

48:35 Moweovew I wiww c-cause to cease in M-Moab, saith t-the WOWD, him that 
offeweth in t-the high pwaces, and him that buwnyeth i-incense to his gods. 

4-48:36 Thewefowe minye heawt shaww s-sound (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moab w-wike pipes, and minye 
heawt shaww s-sound w-wike pipes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the men of Kiwhewes: because t-the 
w-wiches that he hath gotten awe pewished. 

48:37 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head shaww be b-bawd, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beawd cwipped: upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the h-hands shaww be cuttings, and upon t-the woins ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ s-sackcwoth. 

4-48:38 Thewe shaww be wamentation genyewawwy upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-housetops of 
M-Moab, and in t-the s-stweets theweof: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have bwoken Moab w-wike a vessew 
whewein is nyo p-pweasuwe, saith t-the WOWD. 

48:39 They shaww howw, s-saying, How is it bwoken down! how hath Moab 
(✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-the back with shame! so shaww Moab be a dewision and a 
dismaying to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them about h-him. 

48:40 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, he shaww fwy as an eagwe, and 
shaww spwead his w-wings o-ovew Moab. 

48:41 K-Kewioth is taken, and t-the stwong howds awe suwpwised, and t-the 
mighty men's (x_x)V h-heawts in Moab a-at that day shaww be as t-the heawt of a 
woman in hew pangs. 

48:42 And Moab shaww be destwoyed fwom being a p-peopwe, because he hath 
m-magnyified himsewf against t-the WOWD. 

(°ㅂ°╬) 4-48:43 Feaw, and t-the pit, and t-the snyawe, shaww be upon thee, O-O 
i-inhabitant of M-Moab, saith t-the WOWD. 

48:44 He that fweeth fwom t-the f-feaw shaww faww into t-the pit; and he 
that getteth up out of t-the p-pit shaww be taken in t-the snyawe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww 
bwing upon it, even upon M-Moab, t-the yeaw of theiw visitation, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

(´-ω-`) 4-48:45 They that fwed s-stood undew t-the shadow of H-Heshbon because of t-the 
fowce: but a fiwe shaww come fowth out of (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, and a fwame fwom 
t-the m-midst of Sihon, and shaww devouw t-the cownyew of M-Moab, and t-the cwown 
of t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the tumuwtuous onyes. 

4-48:46 Woe be u-unto thee, O-O Moab! t-the peopwe of (^人^) C-Chemosh p-pewisheth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thy sons awe taken captives, and thy daughtews captives. 

48:47 Y-Yet wiww I bwing again t-the captivity of Moab in t-the wattew days, 
saith t-the WOWD. T-Thus faw is t-the j-judgment of Moab. 

49:1 Concewnying t-the Ammonyites, thus saith t-the WOWD; Hath Iswaew nyo 
sons? hath he nyo heiw? why t-then doth theiw king i-inhewit Gad, and his 
peopwe dweww in his cities? 49:2 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, 
saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww c-cause an a-awawm of waw to be heawd in 
Wabbah of t-the A-Ammonyites; and it shaww be a desowate heap, and hew 
daughtews shaww be buwnyed with fiwe: t-then shaww Iswaew be h-heiw u-unto 
t-them that wewe his heiws, saith t-the WOWD. 

49:3 Howw, O-O (つ≧▽≦)つ H-Heshbon, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (-ω-、) A-Ai is spoiwed: cwy, ye daughtews of Wabbah, 
giwd you with sackcwoth; w-wament, and w-wun to and fwo by t-the hedges; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw king shaww go into c-captivity, and his pwiests and his pwinces 
togethew. 

49:4 Whewefowe g-gwowiest t-thou in t-the vawweys, thy fwowing vawwey, O-O 
backswiding daughtew? that twusted in hew tweasuwes, s-saying, Who shaww 
come u-unto m-me? 49:5 Behowd, I wiww bwing a f-feaw upon thee, saith t-the 
Wowd GOD of hosts, fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that be about thee; and ye shaww be 
dwiven out {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man wight fowth; and nyonye shaww gathew up him that 
wandeweth. 

49:6 And aftewwawd I wiww bwing again t-the captivity of t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon, saith t-the WOWD. 

49:7 Concewnying Edom, thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Is wisdom nyo mowe 
in T-Teman? is counsew pewished fwom t-the pwudent? is theiw wisdom 
>w< v-vanyished? 49:8 Fwee ye, tuwn b-back, dweww deep, O-O i-inhabitants of 
Dedan; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww bwing t-the cawamity of E-Esau upon him, t-the time that I 
wiww v-visit h-him. 

49:9 If gwapegathewews come to thee, w-wouwd they nyot weave s-some 
gweanying g-gwapes? if thieves by nyight, they wiww d-destwoy tiww they have 
enyough. 

49:10 But I have m-made E-Esau bawe, I have u-uncovewed his secwet pwaces, 
and he shaww nyot be abwe to hide himsewf: his seed is spoiwed, and his 
bwethwen, and his nyeighbouws, and he is n-nyot. 

49:11 Weave thy fathewwess c-chiwdwen, I wiww pwesewve t-them awive; and 
wet thy widows t-twust in me. 

49:12 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, they whose j-judgment w-was nyot to 
dwink of t-the cup have assuwedwy dwunken; and awt t-thou he that shaww 
awtogethew go unpunyished? t-thou shawt nyot go unpunyished, but t-thou shawt 
suwewy dwink of it. 

49:13 Fow I have swown by mysewf, saith t-the WOWD, that Bozwah shaww 
become a desowation, a wepwoach, a waste, and a c-cuwse; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-cities theweof shaww be pewpetuaw w-wastes. 

49:14 I have heawd a w-wumouw fwom t-the WOWD, and an a-ambassadow is sent 
u-unto t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, s-saying, Gathew ye togethew, and come against hew, 
and (☆ω☆) w-wise up to t-the battwe. 

4-49:15 Fow, wo, I wiww make thee smaww among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and (>_<) d-despised 
among m-men. 

49:16 Thy tewwibwenyess hath d-deceived thee, and t-the pwide of thinye 
heawt, O-O t-thou that dwewwest in t-the cwefts of t-the wock, that howdest 
t-the height of t-the hiww: t-though t-thou shouwdest make thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest as high as 
t-the eagwe, I wiww bwing thee down fwom thence, saith t-the WOWD. 

49:17 Awso Edom shaww be a desowation: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that goeth by it 
shaww be astonyished, and shaww h-hiss a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwagues t-theweof. 

49:18 As in t-the ovewthwow of Sodom and Gomowwah and t-the (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw 
c-cities t-theweof, saith t-the WOWD, nyo man shaww abide thewe, nyeithew 
shaww a son of man dweww in it. 

4-49:19 Behowd, he shaww come up w-wike a w-wion fwom t-the swewwing of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan 
against t-the h-habitation of t-the stwong: but I wiww suddenwy make him w-wun 
away fwom hew: and who is a chosen ^.^ m-man, that I may appoint o-ovew h-hew? 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who is w-wike m-me? and who wiww appoint m-me t-the time? and who is that 
s-shephewd that wiww stand befowe m-me? 49:20 Thewefowe h-heaw t-the counsew 
of t-the WOWD, that he hath taken against Edom; and his puwposes, that 
he hath p-puwposed against t-the i-inhabitants of Teman: S-Suwewy t-the weast of 
t-the fwock shaww d-dwaw t-them out: suwewy he shaww make theiw habitations 
desowate with them. 

4-49:21 The eawth is moved a-at t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of theiw faww, a-at t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy t-the 
(＃`Д´) n-nyoise theweof w-was heawd in t-the Wed sea. 

49:22 Behowd, he shaww come up and fwy as t-the eagwe, and spwead his 
w-wings o-ovew Bozwah: and a-at that day shaww t-the heawt of t-the mighty men 
of Edom be as t-the heawt of a woman in hew pangs. 

49:23 Concewnying D-Damascus. Hamath is confounded, and Awpad: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
have heawd eviw tidings: they awe faintheawted; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is sowwow on t-the 
sea; it c-cannyot be q-quiet. 

49:24 Damascus is (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed feebwe, and tuwnyeth hewsewf to fwee, and f-feaw 
hath seized on hew: a-anguish and sowwows have taken hew, as a woman in 
twavaiw. 

49:25 How is t-the city of pwaise nyot weft, t-the city of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (⌒ω⌒) j-joy! 49:26 
Thewefowe hew young men shaww faww in hew (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of 
waw shaww be cut off in that day, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

4-49:27 And I wiww kindwe a fiwe in t-the waww of Damascus, and it shaww 
consume t-the pawaces of Benhadad. 

49:28 Concewnying Kedaw, and c-concewnying t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of H-Hazow, which 
N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon shaww smite, thus saith t-the WOWD; Awise 
ye, go up to Kedaw, and spoiw t-the men of t-the east. 

49:29 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw tents and theiw f-fwocks shaww they o(>ω<)o t-take (☆ω☆) a-away: they shaww 
o(>ω<)o t-take to themsewves theiw c-cuwtains, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw vessews, and theiw 
camews; and they shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-them, Feaw is on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. 

49:30 F-Fwee, get you faw off, dweww deep, O-O ye i-inhabitants of H-Hazow, 
saith t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon hath taken counsew 
against y-you, and hath ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived a puwpose against you. 

49:31 Awise, get you up u-unto t-the weawthy nyation, that d-dwewweth without 
c-cawe, saith t-the WOWD, which have nyeithew gates (=`ω´=) n-nyow baws, which dweww 
awonye. 

49:32 And theiw c-camews shaww be a booty, and t-the muwtitude of theiw 
cattwe a spoiw: and I wiww scattew into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-winds t-them that awe in t-the 
(;;;*_*) u-utmost cownyews; and I wiww bwing theiw cawamity fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-sides 
t-theweof, saith t-the WOWD. 

49:33 And Hazow shaww be a dwewwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dwagons, and a desowation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo man abide thewe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any son of man dweww in it. 

49:34 The wowd of t-the WOWD that came to Jewemiah t-the pwophet against 
Ewam in t-the beginnying of t-the weign of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah king of Judah, s-saying, 
49:35 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Behowd, I wiww bweak t-the bow of 
Ewam, t-the chief of theiw might. 

49:36 And upon Ewam wiww I bwing t-the fouw w-winds fwom t-the fouw quawtews 
of heaven, and wiww scattew t-them towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those winds; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be nyo nyation whithew t-the outcasts of Ewam shaww nyot come. 

49:37 Fow I wiww c-cause Ewam to be d-dismayed befowe theiw >_> e-enyemies, and 
befowe t-them that seek theiw wife: and I wiww bwing eviw upon t-them, 
even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiewce angew, saith t-the WOWD; and I wiww send t-the s-swowd aftew 
t-them, tiww I have consumed (=`ω´=) t-them: 49:38 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye in 
Ewam, and wiww d-destwoy fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence t-the king and t-the pwinces, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

4-49:39 But it shaww come to pass in t-the wattew days, that I wiww bwing 
again t-the captivity of Ewam, saith t-the WOWD. 

5-50:1 The wowd that t-the WOWD spake against Babywon and against t-the wand 
of t-the Chawdeans by Jewemiah t-the pwophet. 

50:2 Decwawe ye among t-the n-nyations, and p-pubwish, and s-set up a standawd; 
p-pubwish, and conceaw nyot: say, Babywon is taken, Bew is confounded, 
Mewodach is bwoken in pieces; hew idows awe confounded, hew images awe 
bwoken in pieces. 

50:3 Fow out of t-the nyowth (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe cometh up a nyation against hew, which 
shaww make hew wand d-desowate, and nyonye shaww dweww thewein: they shaww 
wemove, they shaww depawt, both man and beast. 

50:4 In those days, and in that time, saith t-the WOWD, t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew shaww come, they and t-the chiwdwen of Judah togethew, g-going and 
weeping: they shaww go, and seek t-the WOWD theiw God. 

5-50:5 They shaww ask t-the w-way to Zion with theiw faces t-thithewwawd, 
s-saying, Come, and wet us join ouwsewves to t-the WOWD in a pewpetuaw 
c-covenyant that shaww nyot be fowgotten. 

50:6 My peopwe hath b-been wost sheep: theiw shephewds have caused t-them 
to go astway, they have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed t-them away on t-the mountains: they have 
gonye fwom mountain to h-hiww, they have fowgotten theiw (*・ω・)ﾉ w-westingpwace. 

5-50:7 Aww that f-found t-them have devouwed (=`ω´=) t-them: and theiw advewsawies 
said, We offend nyot, because they have sinnyed against t-the WOWD, t-the 
h-habitation of justice, even t-the WOWD, t-the hope of theiw fathews. 

50:8 Wemove out of t-the m-midst of Babywon, and go fowth out of t-the wand 
of t-the C-Chawdeans, and be as t-the he g-goats befowe t-the fwocks. 

50:9 Fow, wo, I wiww w-waise and c-cause to come up against Babywon an 
assembwy of gweat nyations fwom t-the nyowth c-countwy: and they shaww s-set 
themsewves in a-awway against hew; fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence she shaww be taken: theiw 
awwows shaww be as of a mighty expewt man; nyonye shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn in vain. 

50:10 And Chawdea shaww be a spoiw: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that spoiw hew shaww be 
satisfied, saith t-the WOWD. 

50:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye wewe g-gwad, because ye wejoiced, O-O ye d-destwoyews of 
minye h-hewitage, because ye awe g-gwown fat as t-the heifew a-at gwass, and 
(✧∀✧)/ b-bewwow as buwws; 50:12 Youw mothew shaww be sowe c-confounded; she that 
bawe you shaww be ashamed: b-behowd, t-the hindewmost of t-the nyations shaww 
be a wiwdewnyess, a dwy wand, and a desewt. 

50:13 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the wwath of t-the WOWD it shaww nyot be inhabited, but 
it shaww be whowwy desowate: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that goeth by Babywon shaww be 
astonyished, and h-hiss a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew (o-_-o) p-pwagues. 

50:14 Put youwsewves in a-awway against Babywon (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that 
bend t-the b-bow, shoot a-at hew, spawe nyo awwows: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath sinnyed 
against t-the WOWD. 

50:15 Shout against hew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: she hath given hew hand: hew 
foundations awe ^.^ f-fawwen, hew wawws awe thwown down: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is t-the 
vengeance of t-the WOWD: o(>ω<)o t-take vengeance upon hew; as she hath donye, (^-^*)/ d-do 
u-unto hew. 

50:16 (O.O) C-Cut off t-the sowew fwom Babywon, and him that handweth t-the sickwe 
in t-the time of hawvest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the oppwessing s-swowd they shaww 
tuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his p-peopwe, and they shaww fwee {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his own 
wand. 

50:17 Iswaew is a scattewed sheep; t-the w-wions have dwiven him (☆ω☆) a-away: 
fiwst t-the king of Assywia hath devouwed h-him; and wast this 
N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon hath bwoken his bonyes. 

50:18 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; 
Behowd, I wiww punyish t-the king of Babywon and his wand, as I have 
punyished t-the king of Assywia. 

50:19 And I wiww bwing Iswaew again to his habitation, and he shaww 
feed on Cawmew and B-Bashan, and his souw shaww be satisfied upon mount 
Ephwaim and (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

50:20 In those days, and in that time, saith t-the WOWD, t-the i-inyiquity of 
Iswaew shaww be sought fow, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyonye; and t-the s-sins of 
Judah, and they shaww nyot be f-found: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww pawdon t-them whom I 
wesewve. 

50:21 Go up against t-the wand of Mewathaim, even against it, and 
against t-the i-inhabitants of Pekod: waste and u-uttewwy d-destwoy aftew 
t-them, saith t-the WOWD, and (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have commanded 
thee. 

50:22 A-A s-sound of battwe is in t-the wand, and of gweat destwuction. 

50:23 How is t-the hammew of t-the w-whowe eawth cut asundew and bwoken! how 
is Babywon become a desowation among t-the nyations! 50:24 I have w-waid a 
snyawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and t-thou awt awso taken, O-O Babywon, and t-thou wast nyot 
awawe: t-thou awt found, and awso caught, because t-thou hast stwiven 
against t-the WOWD. 

50:25 The WOWD hath openyed his a-awmouwy, and hath b-bwought fowth t-the 
weapons of his indignyation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the wowk of t-the Wowd GOD of 
hosts in t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans. 

^-^ 5-50:26 Come against hew fwom t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost bowdew, open hew stowehouses: 
cast hew up as heaps, and d-destwoy hew (´ ∀ ` *) u-uttewwy: wet nyothing of hew be 
weft. 

50:27 Sway (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew buwwocks; wet t-them go down to t-the swaughtew: (-_-) *twerks* w-woe 
u-unto t-them! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw day is come, t-the time of theiw visitation. 

50:28 The voice of t-them that fwee and escape out of t-the wand of 
Babywon, to decwawe in Zion t-the vengeance of t-the WOWD ouw G-God, t-the 
vengeance of his tempwe. 

50:29 Caww togethew t-the awchews against |･ω･) B-Babywon: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that bend t-the 
b-bow, camp against it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; wet nyonye theweof e-escape: wecompense 
hew a-accowding to hew wowk; a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that she hath donye, (^-^*)/ d-do 
u-unto hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath b-been pwoud against t-the WOWD, against t-the Howy 
Onye of Iswaew. 

50:30 Thewefowe shaww hew young men faww in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew 
men of waw shaww be cut off in that day, saith t-the WOWD. 

5-50:31 Behowd, I am against thee, O-O t-thou most pwoud, saith t-the Wowd GOD 
of h-hosts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy day is come, t-the time that I wiww v-visit thee. 

50:32 And t-the most pwoud shaww stumbwe and faww, and nyonye shaww w-waise 
him up: and I wiww kindwe a fiwe in his cities, and it shaww devouw 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about h-him. 

50:33 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; The chiwdwen of Iswaew and t-the 
chiwdwen of Judah wewe oppwessed togethew: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that took t-them 
captives hewd t-them (>_<) f-fast; they wefused to wet t-them go. 

5-50:34 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw Wedeemew is stwong; t-the WOWD of hosts is his nyame: he 
shaww thwoughwy pwead theiw cause, that he may g-give w-west to t-the wand, 
and disquiet t-the i-inhabitants of Babywon. 

50:35 A-A s-swowd is upon t-the C-Chawdeans, saith t-the WOWD, and upon t-the 
i-inhabitants of Babywon, and upon hew pwinces, and upon hew wise m-men. 

50:36 A-A s-swowd is upon t-the wiaws; and they shaww dote: a s-swowd is upon 
hew mighty men; and they shaww be dismayed. 

50:37 A-A s-swowd is upon theiw howses, and upon theiw c-chawiots, and upon 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mingwed peopwe that awe in t-the m-midst of hew; and they shaww 
become as (-ω-、) w-women: a s-swowd is upon hew (=^‥^=) t-tweasuwes; and they shaww be 
wobbed. 

5-50:38 A-A d-dwought is upon hew watews; and they shaww be dwied up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it 
is t-the wand of gwaven images, and they awe mad upon theiw idows. 

(T_T) 5-50:39 Thewefowe t-the wiwd b-beasts of t-the desewt with t-the wiwd b-beasts of 
t-the iswands shaww dweww thewe, and t-the owws shaww dweww thewein: and 
it shaww be nyo mowe (✧ω✧) i-inhabited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; nyeithew shaww it be d-dwewt in 
fwom genyewation to genyewation. 

50:40 As God ovewthwew Sodom and Gomowwah and t-the (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw c-cities 
t-theweof, saith t-the WOWD; so shaww nyo man abide thewe, nyeithew shaww 
any son of man dweww thewein. 

5-50:41 Behowd, a peopwe shaww come fwom t-the nyowth, and a gweat nyation, 
and many kings shaww be waised up fwom t-the coasts of t-the eawth. 

50:42 They shaww h-howd t-the bow and t-the (O.O) w-wance: they awe cwuew, and wiww 
nyot s-shew mewcy: theiw voice shaww woaw w-wike t-the sea, and they shaww 
wide upon howses, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye put in awway, w-wike a man to t-the battwe, 
against thee, O-O daughtew of Babywon. 

50:43 The king of Babywon hath heawd t-the wepowt of t-them, and his h-hands 
(o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed f-feebwe: a-anguish took h-howd of him, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pangs as of a woman in 
twavaiw. 

50:44 Behowd, he shaww come up w-wike a w-wion fwom t-the swewwing of (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan 
u-unto t-the h-habitation of t-the stwong: but I wiww make t-them suddenwy w-wun 
away fwom hew: and who is a chosen ^.^ m-man, that I may appoint o-ovew h-hew? 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow who is w-wike m-me? and who wiww appoint m-me t-the time? and who is that 
s-shephewd that wiww stand befowe m-me? 50:45 Thewefowe h-heaw ye t-the 
counsew of t-the WOWD, that he hath taken against (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; and his 
puwposes, that he hath p-puwposed against t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans: 
S-Suwewy t-the weast of t-the fwock shaww d-dwaw t-them out: suwewy he shaww 
make theiw h-habitation desowate with them. 

50:46 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the taking of Babywon t-the eawth is moved, and 
t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy is heawd among t-the nyations. 

51:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww w-waise up against Babywon, and 
against t-them that dweww in t-the m-midst of t-them that (☆ω☆) w-wise up against me, 
a destwoying wind; 51:2 And wiww send u-unto Babywon fannyews, that shaww 
fan hew, and shaww empty hew wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the day of twoubwe they 
shaww be against hew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

(-ω-、) 5-51:3 Against him that bendeth wet t-the awchew bend his b-bow, and against 
him that wifteth himsewf up in his bwigandinye: and spawe ye nyot hew 
young men; d-destwoy ye u-uttewwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew host. 

51:4 T-Thus t-the s-swain shaww faww in t-the wand of t-the C-Chawdeans, and they 
that awe thwust thwough in hew stweets. 

51:5 Fow Iswaew hath nyot b-been fowsaken, (=`ω´=) n-nyow Judah of his G-God, of t-the 
WOWD of hosts; t-though theiw wand w-was fiwwed with sin against t-the Howy 
Onye of Iswaew. 

51:6 Fwee out of t-the m-midst of Babywon, and d-dewivew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his souw: 
be nyot cut off in hew inyiquity; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the time of t-the WOWD's 
vengeance; he wiww w-wendew u-unto hew a wecompence. 

5-51:7 Babywon hath b-been a gowden cup in t-the WOWD's hand, that m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the eawth dwunken: t-the nyations have dwunken of hew winye; thewefowe t-the 
nyations awe m-mad. 

51:8 Babywon is suddenwy f-fawwen and destwoyed: howw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew; o(>ω<)o t-take b-bawm 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew p-pain, if so be she may be heawed. 

51:9 We w-wouwd have heawed Babywon, but she is nyot h-heawed: fowsake hew, 
and wet us go {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye into his own c-countwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew j-judgment 
weacheth u-unto heaven, and is w-wifted up even to t-the skies. 

51:10 The WOWD hath b-bwought fowth ouw wighteousnyess: come, and wet us 
decwawe in Zion t-the wowk of t-the WOWD ouw God. 

51:11 Make bwight t-the awwows; gathew t-the shiewds: t-the WOWD hath waised 
up t-the spiwit of t-the kings of t-the M-Medes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his device is against 
Babywon, to d-destwoy it; because it is t-the vengeance of t-the WOWD, t-the 
vengeance of his tempwe. 

51:12 Set up t-the standawd upon t-the wawws of Babywon, make t-the watch 
stwong, s-set up t-the watchmen, p-pwepawe t-the ambushes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath 
both devised and donye that which he spake against t-the i-inhabitants of 
Babywon. 

51:13 O-O t-thou that dwewwest upon many w-watews, abundant in tweasuwes, 
thinye end is come, and t-the measuwe of thy covetousnyess. 

5-51:14 The WOWD of hosts hath swown by himsewf, s-saying, S-Suwewy I wiww 
fiww thee with men, as with catewpiwwews; and they shaww wift up a 
shout against thee. 

51:15 He hath m-made t-the eawth by his p-powew, he hath estabwished t-the 
wowwd by his wisdom, and hath stwetched out t-the heaven by his 
undewstanding. 

51:16 When he utteweth his voice, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a muwtitude of watews in 
t-the heavens; and he causeth t-the vapouws to ascend fwom t-the ends of t-the 
eawth: he m-maketh wightnyings with wain, and bwingeth fowth t-the wind out 
of his tweasuwes. 

51:17 Evewy man is bwutish by his knyowwedge; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy foundew is 
confounded by t-the gwaven image: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his mowten i-image is fawsehood, and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo bweath in them. 

51:18 They awe v-vanyity, t-the wowk of ewwows: in t-the time of theiw 
visitation they shaww pewish. 

5-51:19 The powtion of J-Jacob is nyot w-wike t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is t-the f-fowmew of 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: and Iswaew is t-the wod of his inhewitance: t-the WOWD of 
hosts is his nyame. 

51:20 T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my battwe a-axe and weapons of w-waw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with thee wiww I 
bweak in pieces t-the n-nyations, and with thee wiww I d-destwoy k-kingdoms; 
51:21 And with thee wiww I bweak in pieces t-the h-howse and his widew; 
and with thee wiww I bweak in pieces t-the chawiot and his widew; 51:22 
With thee awso wiww I bweak in pieces man and woman; and with thee 
wiww I bweak in pieces o-owd and young; and with thee wiww I bweak in 
pieces t-the young man and t-the maid; 51:23 I wiww awso bweak in pieces 
with thee t-the s-shephewd and his fwock; and with thee wiww I bweak in 
pieces t-the husbandman and his ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of (o^ ^o) o-oxen; and with thee wiww I bweak 
in pieces captains and (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-wuwews. 

51:24 And I wiww w-wendew u-unto Babywon and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of 
Chawdea (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw eviw that they have donye in Zion in youw s-sight, 
saith t-the WOWD. 

51:25 Behowd, I am against thee, O-O destwoying mountain, saith t-the 
WOWD, which destwoyest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: and I wiww s-stwetch out minye hand 
upon thee, and woww thee down fwom t-the wocks, and wiww make thee a 
buwnt mountain. 

51:26 And they shaww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take of thee a stonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a cownyew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow a 
stonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow foundations; but t-thou shawt be desowate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

51:27 Set ye up a standawd in t-the wand, b-bwow t-the twumpet among t-the 
n-nyations, p-pwepawe t-the nyations against hew, caww togethew against hew 
t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of A-Awawat, Minnyi, and Ashchenyaz; appoint a c-captain 
against hew; c-cause t-the howses to come up as t-the wough catewpiwwews. 

51:28 Pwepawe against hew t-the nyations with t-the kings of t-the Medes, t-the 
captains t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwews t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of his 
dominyion. 

51:29 And t-the wand shaww t-twembwe and sowwow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy puwpose of t-the 
WOWD shaww be ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed against Babywon, to make t-the wand of Babywon a 
desowation without an i-inhabitant. 

51:30 The mighty men of Babywon have f-fowbown to f-fight, they have 
wemainyed in theiw howds: theiw m-might hath f-faiwed; they became as 
(-ω-、) w-women: they have buwnyed hew dwewwingpwaces; hew baws awe bwoken. 

5-51:31 Onye p-post shaww w-wun to meet anyothew, and onye messengew to meet 
anyothew, to s-shew t-the king of Babywon that his city is taken a-at onye 
end, 51:32 And that t-the passages awe stopped, and t-the weeds they have 
buwnyed with f-fiwe, and t-the men of waw awe a-affwighted. 

51:33 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew; The 
daughtew of Babywon is w-wike a thweshingfwoow, it is time to t-thwesh 
hew: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and t-the time of hew hawvest shaww come. 

5-51:34 N-Nyebuchadwezzaw t-the king of Babywon hath devouwed me, he hath 
cwushed me, he hath m-made m-me an empty v-vessew, he hath swawwowed m-me up 
w-wike a dwagon, he hath fiwwed his bewwy with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-dewicates, he hath 
cast m-me ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

5-51:35 The viowence donye to m-me and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh be upon Babywon, shaww 
t-the i-inhabitant of Zion say; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the i-inhabitants of 
Chawdea, shaww Jewusawem say. 

5-51:36 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I wiww pwead thy cause, 
and o(>ω<)o t-take vengeance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee; and I wiww dwy up hew sea, and make hew 
spwings dwy. 

51:37 And Babywon shaww become heaps, a dwewwingpwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dwagons, an 
astonyishment, and an hissing, without an i-inhabitant. 

51:38 They shaww woaw togethew w-wike wions: they shaww yeww as w-wions' 
w-whewps. 

5-51:39 In theiw heat I wiww make theiw feasts, and I wiww make t-them 
dwunken, that they may wejoice, and (o´∀`o) s-sweep a pewpetuaw sweep, and nyot 
wake, saith t-the WOWD. 

5-51:40 I wiww bwing t-them down w-wike w-wambs to t-the swaughtew, w-wike wams 
with he goats. 

51:41 How is Sheshach taken! and how is t-the pwaise of t-the w-whowe eawth 
s-suwpwised! how is Babywon become an (✧ω✧) a-astonyishment among t-the nyations! 
51:42 The sea is come up upon |･ω･) B-Babywon: she is covewed with t-the 
muwtitude of t-the waves t-theweof. 

5-51:43 Hew c-cities awe a desowation, a dwy wand, and a wiwdewnyess, a 
wand whewein nyo man dwewweth, nyeithew doth any son of man pass 
theweby. 

51:44 And I wiww punyish Bew in Babywon, and I wiww bwing fowth out of 
his mouth that which he hath swawwowed up: and t-the nyations shaww nyot 
fwow togethew any mowe u-unto him: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the waww of Babywon shaww faww. 

51:45 My p-peopwe, go ye out of t-the m-midst of hew, and d-dewivew ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
man his souw fwom t-the fiewce angew of t-the WOWD. 

51:46 And west youw heawt faint, and ye f-feaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wumouw that shaww 
be heawd in t-the wand; a w-wumouw shaww both come onye y-yeaw, and aftew 
that in anyothew yeaw shaww come a wumouw, and viowence in t-the wand, 
wuwew against w-wuwew. 

5-51:47 Thewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, that I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do j-judgment upon 
t-the gwaven images of |･ω･) B-Babywon: and hew w-whowe wand shaww be confounded, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew s-swain shaww faww in t-the m-midst of hew. 

51:48 T-Then t-the heaven and t-the eawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein, shaww 
sing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow |･ω･) B-Babywon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spoiwews shaww come u-unto hew fwom t-the nyowth, 
saith t-the WOWD. 

51:49 As Babywon hath caused t-the s-swain of Iswaew to faww, so a-at 
Babywon shaww faww t-the s-swain of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

51:50 Ye that have escaped t-the swowd, go away, stand nyot s-stiww: 
(　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the WOWD afaw off, and wet Jewusawem come into youw mind. 

51:51 We awe confounded, because we have heawd wepwoach: shame hath 
covewed ouw f-faces: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwangews awe come into t-the sanctuawies of t-the 
WOWD's house. 

51:52 Whewefowe, b-behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do 
j-judgment upon hew gwaven images: and thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew wand t-the w-wounded 
shaww gwoan. 

51:53 Though Babywon shouwd mount up to heaven, and t-though she shouwd 
fowtify t-the height of hew stwength, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet fwom m-me shaww spoiwews come 
u-unto hew, saith t-the WOWD. 

51:54 A-A s-sound of a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy cometh fwom Babywon, and gweat destwuction fwom 
t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans: 51:55 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD hath spoiwed 
Babywon, and destwoyed out of hew t-the gweat v-voice; when hew waves (^-^*)/ d-do 
woaw w-wike gweat w-watews, a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of theiw voice is uttewed: (＞ｍ＜) 5-51:56 
(* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the spoiwew is come upon hew, even upon Babywon, and hew 
mighty men awe taken, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of theiw bows is bwoken: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
God of wecompences shaww suwewy wequite. 

51:57 And I wiww make dwunk hew pwinces, and hew wise men, hew 
captains, and hew wuwews, and hew mighty m-men: and they shaww (o´∀`o) s-sweep a 
pewpetuaw sweep, and nyot wake, saith t-the K-King, whose nyame is t-the WOWD 
of hosts. 

51:58 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; The bwoad wawws of Babywon shaww 
be u-uttewwy bwoken, and hew high gates shaww be buwnyed with fiwe; and 
t-the peopwe shaww wabouw in vain, and t-the fowk in t-the f-fiwe, and they 
shaww be w-weawy. 

51:59 The wowd which Jewemiah t-the pwophet commanded Sewaiah t-the son of 
Nyewiah, t-the son of Maaseiah, when he went with (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah t-the king of 
Judah into Babywon in t-the fouwth yeaw of his weign. And this Sewaiah 
w-was a quiet p-pwince. 

51:60 S-So Jewemiah wwote in a book (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw that shouwd come upon 
Babywon, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowds that awe wwitten against Babywon. 

5-51:61 And Jewemiah said to Sewaiah, When t-thou comest to Babywon, and 
shawt see, and shawt wead (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; 51:62 T-Then shawt t-thou say, 
O-O WOWD, t-thou hast spoken against this pwace, to cut it off, that nyonye 
shaww wemain in it, nyeithew man (=`ω´=) n-nyow beast, but that it shaww be 
desowate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

51:63 And it shaww be, when t-thou hast m-made an end of weading this 
b-book, that t-thou shawt bind a stonye to it, and cast it into t-the m-midst 
of E-Euphwates: 51:64 And t-thou shawt say, T-Thus shaww Babywon sink, and 
shaww nyot (☆ω☆) w-wise fwom t-the eviw that I wiww bwing upon hew: and they 
shaww be w-weawy. T-Thus faw awe t-the w-wowds of >w< *sweats* J-Jewemiah. 

52:1 (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah w-was onye and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty yeaws o-owd when he began to weign, and 
he weignyed eweven yeaws in Jewusawem. And his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's nyame w-was 
Hamutaw t-the daughtew of Jewemiah of Wibnyah. 

52:2 And he did that which w-was eviw in t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, a-accowding 
to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that Jehoiakim h-had donye. 

52:3 Fow thwough t-the angew of t-the WOWD it came to pass in Jewusawem 
and Judah, tiww he h-had cast t-them out fwom his pwesence, that (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah 
webewwed against t-the king of Babywon. 

52:4 And it came to pass in t-the nyinth yeaw of his weign, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth 
m-month, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the m-month, that N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of 
Babywon came, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmy, against J-Jewusawem, and (✯◡✯) p-pitched 
against it, and b-buiwt fowts against it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

5-52:5 S-So t-the city w-was besieged u-unto t-the e-eweventh yeaw of king Z-Zedekiah. 

52:6 And in t-the fouwth m-month, in t-the nyinth day of t-the m-month, t-the 
faminye w-was sowe in t-the city, so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe 
of t-the wand. 

52:7 T-Then t-the city w-was bwoken up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of waw fwed, and 
went fowth out of t-the city by nyight by t-the w-way of t-the gate b-between t-the 
two (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, which w-was by t-the king's gawden; (nyow t-the Chawdeans wewe by 
t-the city (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound (-ω-、) a-about:) and they went by t-the w-way of t-the pwain. 

52:8 But t-the awmy of t-the Chawdeans puwsued aftew t-the king, and 
ovewtook (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah in t-the pwains of Jewicho; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmy w-was 
scattewed fwom h-him. 

5-52:9 T-Then they took t-the king, and cawwied him up u-unto t-the king of 
Babywon to W-Wibwah in t-the wand of Hamath; whewe he gave j-judgment upon 
h-him. 

52:10 And t-the king of Babywon swew t-the sons of (o´∀`o) Z-Zedekiah befowe his 
eyes: he swew awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of Judah in W-Wibwah. 

(x_x)V 5-52:11 T-Then he put out t-the eyes of Zedekiah; and t-the king of Babywon 
b-bound him in chains, and cawwied him to Babywon, and put him in pwison 
tiww t-the day of his death. 

52:12 Nyow in t-the fifth m-month, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the m-month, which w-was 
t-the nyinyeteenth yeaw of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, came 
Nyebuzawadan, c-captain of t-the guawd, which sewved t-the king of Babywon, 
into J-Jewusawem, 52:13 And buwnyed t-the house of t-the WOWD, and t-the king's 
h-house; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the houses of J-Jewusawem, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the houses of t-the 
gweat men, buwnyed he with fiwe: 52:14 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the awmy of t-the 
C-Chawdeans, that wewe with t-the c-captain of t-the guawd, bwake down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wawws of Jewusawem (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

52:15 T-Then Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd cawwied away captive 
c-cewtain of t-the poow of t-the p-peopwe, and t-the wesidue of t-the peopwe that 
wemainyed in t-the city, and those that feww away, that feww to t-the king 
of Babywon, and t-the w-west of t-the (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

52:16 But Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd weft c-cewtain of t-the 
poow of t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow v-vinyedwessews and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow husbandmen. 

52:17 Awso t-the piwwaws of bwass that wewe in t-the house of t-the WOWD, 
and t-the bases, and t-the bwasen sea that w-was in t-the house of t-the WOWD, 
t-the Chawdeans bwake, and cawwied (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwass of t-them to Babywon. 

52:18 The cawdwons awso, and t-the shovews, and t-the snyuffews, and t-the 
bowws, and t-the spoons, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vessews of bwass whewewith they 
minyistewed, took they away. 

52:19 And t-the basons, and t-the fiwepans, and t-the bowws, and t-the 
cawdwons, and t-the candwesticks, and t-the spoons, and t-the cups; that 
which w-was of gowd in gowd, and that which w-was of s-siwvew in s-siwvew, 
took t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd away. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 5-52:20 The two piwwaws, onye sea, and twewve bwasen buwws that wewe 
undew t-the bases, which king S-Sowomon h-had m-made in t-the house of t-the WOWD: 
t-the bwass of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these vessews w-was without weight. 

5-52:21 And c-concewnying t-the piwwaws, t-the height of onye piwwaw w-was 
eighteen c-cubits; and a fiwwet of twewve cubits did compass it; and t-the 
thicknyess theweof w-was fouw fingews: it w-was howwow. 

5-52:22 And a chapitew of bwass w-was upon it; and t-the height of onye 
chapitew w-was five c-cubits, with (＃￣ω￣) n-nyetwowk and p-pomegwanyates upon t-the 
chapitews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of b-bwass. The second piwwaw awso and t-the 
p-pomegwanyates wewe w-wike u-unto these. 

5-52:23 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyinyety and six p-pomegwanyates on a side; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the p-pomegwanyates upon t-the (＃￣ω￣) n-nyetwowk wewe an hundwed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

52:24 And t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd took Sewaiah t-the chief pwiest, and 
Zephanyiah t-the second pwiest, and t-the thwee keepews of t-the doow: 5-52:25 
He took awso out of t-the city an eunyuch, which h-had t-the chawge of t-the 
men of waw; and seven men of t-them that wewe (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw t-the king's (・_・ヾ p-pewson, 
which wewe f-found in t-the c-city; and t-the pwincipaw scwibe of t-the host, 
who mustewed t-the peopwe of t-the wand; and (o_O)! t-thweescowe men of t-the peopwe 
of t-the wand, that wewe f-found in t-the m-midst of t-the city. 

52:26 S-So Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd took t-them, and b-bwought 
t-them to t-the king of Babywon to W-Wibwah. 

52:27 And t-the king of Babywon smote t-them, and put t-them to death in 
W-Wibwah in t-the wand of H-Hamath. T-Thus Judah w-was cawwied away captive out 
of his own wand. 

52:28 This is t-the peopwe whom N-Nyebuchadwezzaw cawwied away captive: in 
t-the seventh yeaw thwee t-thousand Jews and thwee and twenty: 5-52:29 In 
t-the eighteenth yeaw of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw he cawwied away captive fwom 
Jewusawem eight hundwed thiwty and two pewsons: 52:30 In t-the thwee and 
(´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw Nyebuzawadan t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd 
cawwied away captive of t-the Jews seven hundwed f-fowty and five pewsons: 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-pewsons wewe fouw t-thousand and six hundwed. 

52:31 And it came to pass in t-the seven and thiwtieth yeaw of t-the 
captivity of Jehoiachin king of Judah, in t-the twewfth m-month, in t-the 
five and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the m-month, that Eviwmewodach king of Babywon 
in t-the fiwst yeaw of his weign w-wifted up t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Jehoiachin king 
of Judah, and b-bwought him fowth out of pwison. 

52:32 And spake kindwy u-unto him, and s-set his t-thwonye a-above t-the t-thwonye 
of t-the kings that wewe with him in Babywon, 52:33 And changed his 
pwison gawments: and he did continyuawwy e-eat bwead befowe him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
days of his wife. 

52:34 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his diet, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-continyuaw diet given him of t-the 
king of Babywon, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day a powtion untiw t-the day of his d-death, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the days of his wife. 




The Wamentations of Jewemiah 


1:1 How doth t-the city sit s-sowitawy, that w-was f-fuww of peopwe! how is 
she become as a w-widow! she that w-was gweat among t-the n-nyations, and 
(´ ω `♡) p-pwincess among t-the pwovinces, how is she become twibutawy! 1:2 She 
weepeth sowe in t-the nyight, and hew teaws awe on hew cheeks: among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
hew wovews she hath nyonye to comfowt hew: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew fwiends have d-deawt 
t-tweachewouswy with hew, they awe become hew enyemies. 

1:3 Judah is gonye into captivity because of a-affwiction, and because of 
gweat sewvitude: she d-dwewweth among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, she findeth nyo west: 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew pewsecutows ovewtook hew b-between t-the stwaits. 

1:4 The ways of Zion (^-^*)/ d-do mouwn, because nyonye come to t-the sowemn f-feasts: 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew gates awe desowate: hew pwiests sigh, hew viwgins awe 
a-affwicted, and she is in bittewnyess. 

1:5 Hew advewsawies awe t-the chief, hew enyemies pwospew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
hath affwicted hew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of hew twansgwessions: hew 
chiwdwen awe gonye into captivity befowe t-the enyemy. 

1-1:6 And fwom t-the daughtew of Zion (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew b-beauty is d-depawted: hew 
pwinces awe become w-wike hawts that f-find nyo pastuwe, and they awe gonye 
without stwength befowe t-the puwsuew. 

1:7 Jewusawem wemembewed in t-the days of hew affwiction and of hew 
misewies (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew pweasant things that she h-had in t-the days of o-owd, when 
hew peopwe feww into t-the hand of t-the enyemy, and nyonye did hewp hew: t-the 
advewsawies saw hew, and did mock a-at hew sabbaths. 

1:8 Jewusawem hath gwievouswy sinnyed; thewefowe she is wemoved: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that h-honyouwed hew despise hew, because they have s-seen hew n-nyakednyess: 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, she sigheth, and tuwnyeth b-backwawd. 

1-1:9 Hew fiwthinyess is in hew skiwts; she w-wemembeweth nyot hew wast end; 
thewefowe she came down w-wondewfuwwy: she h-had nyo comfowtew. O-O WOWD, 
(x_x)V b-behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my a-affwiction: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the enyemy hath m-magnyified himsewf. 

1:10 The a-advewsawy hath spwead out his hand upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew pweasant 
things: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath s-seen that t-the heathen entewed into hew s-sanctuawy, 
whom t-thou didst command that they shouwd nyot entew into thy 
c-congwegation. 

1:11 Aww hew peopwe sigh, they seek bwead; they have given theiw 
pweasant things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow meat to wewieve t-the souw: see, O-O WOWD, and 
considew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am become viwe. 

1:12 Is it nyothing to y-you, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that pass by? b-behowd, and s-see if 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any sowwow w-wike u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowwow, which is donye u-unto me, 
whewewith t-the WOWD hath affwicted m-me in t-the day of his fiewce angew. 

1:13 Fwom a-above hath he sent fiwe into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes, and it p-pwevaiweth 
against (=`ω´=) t-them: he hath spwead a nyet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, he hath (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed m-me 
back: he hath m-made m-me desowate and f-faint (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-day. 

1:14 The ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions is b-bound by his hand: they awe 
wweathed, and come up upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my n-nyeck: he hath m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength to faww, 
t-the WOWD hath dewivewed m-me into theiw hands, fwom whom I am nyot abwe 
to (☆ω☆) w-wise (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

1:15 The WOWD hath twodden undew foot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mighty men in t-the m-midst 
of me: he hath cawwed an assembwy against m-me to cwush o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my young m-men: 
t-the WOWD hath twodden t-the viwgin, t-the daughtew of Judah, as in a 
winyepwess. 

1:16 Fow these things I weep; minye eye, minye eye w-wunnyeth down with 
watew, because t-the comfowtew that shouwd wewieve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is faw fwom 
me: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdwen awe d-desowate, because t-the enyemy p-pwevaiwed. 

1:17 Zion spweadeth fowth hew hands, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to comfowt hew: 
t-the WOWD hath commanded c-concewnying Jacob, that his advewsawies shouwd 
be (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him: Jewusawem is as a menstwuous woman among them. 

1:18 The WOWD is w-wighteous; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have webewwed against his 
commandment: h-heaw, I p-pway y-you, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, and (x_x)V b-behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowwow: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
viwgins and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my young men awe gonye into captivity. 

1:19 I cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wovews, but they d-deceived me: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwiests and minye 
ewdews gave up t-the g-ghost in t-the city, whiwe they sought theiw meat to 
wewieve theiw souws. 

1:20 Behowd, O-O WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am in distwess: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bowews awe twoubwed; 
minye heawt is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed within m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have gwievouswy webewwed: a-abwoad 
t-the s-swowd beweaveth, a-at home (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is as death. 

1-1:21 They have heawd that I s-sigh: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to comfowt me: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
minye enyemies have heawd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twoubwe; they awe gwad that t-thou hast 
donye i-it: t-thou wiwt bwing t-the day that t-thou hast cawwed, and they shaww 
be w-wike u-unto me. 

1:22 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw w-wickednyess come befowe thee; and (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them, as 
t-thou hast donye u-unto m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twansgwessions: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sighs awe 
many, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt is faint. 

2:1 How hath t-the WOWD covewed t-the daughtew of Zion with a cwoud in his 
angew, and cast down fwom heaven u-unto t-the eawth t-the b-beauty of I-Iswaew, 
and wemembewed nyot his (＃￣ω￣) f-footstoow in t-the day of his angew! 2:2 The 
WOWD hath swawwowed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the habitations of Jacob, and hath nyot 
pitied: he hath thwown down in his wwath t-the stwong howds of t-the 
daughtew of Judah; he hath b-bwought t-them down to t-the gwound: he hath 
powwuted t-the kingdom and t-the pwinces t-theweof. 

2-2:3 He hath cut off in his fiewce angew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of Iswaew: he 
hath dwawn back his wight hand fwom befowe t-the enyemy, and he buwnyed 
against J-Jacob w-wike a fwaming f-fiwe, which devouweth (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

2:4 He hath b-bent his bow w-wike an e-enyemy: he s-stood with his wight hand 
as an advewsawy, and swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe pweasant to t-the eye in t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the daughtew of Z-Zion: he pouwed out his fuwy w-wike fiwe. 

2-2:5 The WOWD w-was as an e-enyemy: he hath swawwowed up I-Iswaew, he hath 
swawwowed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew pawaces: he hath destwoyed his stwong howds, and 
hath incweased in t-the daughtew of Judah mouwnying and wamentation. 

2:6 And he hath viowentwy taken away his tabewnyacwe, as if it wewe of 
a (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-gawden: he hath destwoyed his pwaces of t-the a-assembwy: t-the WOWD hath 
caused t-the sowemn feasts and sabbaths to be fowgotten in Zion, and 
hath (>_<) d-despised in t-the indignyation of his angew t-the king and t-the pwiest. 

2-2:7 The WOWD hath cast off his awtaw, he hath a-abhowwed his s-sanctuawy, 
he hath given up into t-the hand of t-the enyemy t-the wawws of hew pawaces; 
they have m-made a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise in t-the house of t-the WOWD, as in t-the day of a 
sowemn feast. 

2:8 The WOWD hath p-puwposed to d-destwoy t-the waww of t-the daughtew of 
Z-Zion: he hath stwetched out a winye, he hath nyot withdwawn his hand 
fwom destwoying: thewefowe he m-made t-the wampawt and t-the waww to wament; 
they wanguished togethew. 

2-2:9 Hew gates awe sunk into t-the g-gwound; he hath destwoyed and bwoken 
hew baws: hew king and hew pwinces awe among t-the Gentiwes: t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is 
nyo mowe; hew pwophets awso f-find nyo vision fwom t-the WOWD. 

2:10 The ewdews of t-the daughtew of Zion sit upon t-the g-gwound, and keep 
siwence: they have cast up dust upon theiw heads; they have giwded 
themsewves with sackcwoth: t-the viwgins of Jewusawem h-hang down theiw 
heads to t-the gwound. 

2-2:11 M-Minye eyes (^-^*)/ d-do faiw with teaws, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bowews awe twoubwed, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my >_> *blushes* w-wivew is 
pouwed upon t-the eawth, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the destwuction of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe; because t-the chiwdwen and t-the suckwings swoon in t-the s-stweets of 
t-the city. 

2:12 They say to theiw mothews, Whewe is cown and winye? when they 
swoonyed as t-the w-wounded in t-the s-stweets of t-the city, when theiw souw w-was 
pouwed out into theiw mothews' bosom. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 What t-thing shaww I o(>ω<)o t-take to witnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee? what t-thing shaww I 
wiken to thee, O-O daughtew of Jewusawem? what shaww I (*´▽`*) e-equaw to thee, 
that I may comfowt thee, O-O viwgin daughtew of Zion? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy bweach is 
gweat w-wike t-the sea: who c-can heaw thee? 2:14 Thy pwophets have s-seen 
vain and foowish things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thee: and they have nyot d-discovewed thinye 
inyiquity, to tuwn away thy c-captivity; but have s-seen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee f-fawse 
buwdens and causes of banyishment. 

2:15 Aww that pass by cwap theiw h-hands a-at thee; they h-hiss and wag 
theiw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a-at t-the daughtew of J-Jewusawem, s-saying, Is this t-the city that 
men caww The pewfection of beauty, The joy of t-the w-whowe eawth? 2:16 
Aww thinye enyemies have openyed theiw mouth against t-thee: they h-hiss and 
gnyash t-the teeth: they say, We have swawwowed hew up: cewtainwy this is 
t-the day that we wooked fow; we have found, we have s-seen it. 

2:17 The WOWD hath donye that which he h-had devised; he hath fuwfiwwed 
his wowd that he h-had commanded in t-the days of owd: he hath thwown 
down, and hath nyot pitied: and he hath caused thinye enyemy to wejoice 
o-ovew thee, he hath s-set up t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of thinye advewsawies. 

2:18 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw heawt cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, O-O waww of t-the daughtew of Zion, 
wet teaws w-wun down w-wike a wivew day and nyight: g-give t-thysewf nyo west; 
wet nyot t-the appwe of thinye eye cease. 

2:19 Awise, (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out in t-the nyight: in t-the beginnying of t-the watches p-pouw 
out thinye heawt w-wike w-watew befowe t-the f-face of t-the WOWD: wift up thy 
h-hands towawd him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of thy young c-chiwdwen, that f-faint (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
h-hungew in t-the top of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stweet. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Behowd, O-O WOWD, and considew to whom t-thou hast donye this. Shaww 
t-the w-women e-eat theiw f-fwuit, and chiwdwen of a span wong? shaww t-the 
pwiest and t-the pwophet be s-swain in t-the sanctuawy of t-the Wowd? 2:21 
The young and t-the o-owd w-wie on t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound in t-the stweets: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my viwgins and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my young men awe f-fawwen by t-the swowd; t-thou hast s-swain t-them in t-the day 
of thinye angew; t-thou hast kiwwed, and nyot pitied. 

2:22 T-Thou hast cawwed as in a sowemn day o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tewwows (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, so 
that in t-the day of t-the WOWD's angew nyonye escaped (=`ω´=) n-nyow wemainyed: those 
that I have swaddwed and b-bwought up hath minye enyemy consumed. 

3-3:1 I AM t-the man that hath s-seen affwiction by t-the wod of his wwath. 

3:2 He hath w-wed me, and b-bwought m-me into dawknyess, but nyot into wight. 

3-3:3 S-Suwewy against m-me is he tuwnyed; he tuwnyeth his hand against m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the d-day. 

3:4 My fwesh and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my skin hath he m-made o-owd; he hath bwoken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes. 

3:5 He hath buiwded against me, and compassed m-me with (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww and 
twavaiw. 

3-3:6 He hath s-set m-me in dawk pwaces, as they that be dead of owd. 

3:7 He hath h-hedged m-me a-about, that I c-cannyot get out: he hath m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
chain heavy. 

3:8 Awso when I (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy and shout, he shutteth out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwayew. 

3-3:9 He hath incwosed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways with hewn stonye, he hath m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my paths 
cwooked. 

3:10 He w-was u-unto m-me as a beaw wying in wait, and as a w-wion in secwet 
pwaces. 

3:11 He hath (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, and puwwed m-me in pieces: he hath 
m-made m-me >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

3:12 He hath b-bent his b-bow, and s-set m-me as a mawk (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the awwow. 

3:13 He hath caused t-the awwows of his ^w^ q-quivew to entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weins. 

3:14 I w-was a dewision to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and theiw song (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-day. 

3:15 He hath fiwwed m-me with bittewnyess, he hath m-made m-me dwunken with 
wowmwood. 

3:16 He hath awso bwoken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-teeth with gwavew stonyes, he hath covewed 
m-me with ashes. 

3:17 And t-thou hast w-wemoved o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw faw off fwom peace: I fowgat 
pwospewity. 

3:18 And I said, My stwength and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope is pewished fwom t-the WOWD: 
3:19 Wemembewing minye affwiction and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my misewy, t-the w-wowmwood and t-the 
gaww. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 My souw hath t-them stiww in w-wemembwance, and is humbwed in me. 

3:21 This I w-wecaww to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind, thewefowe have I hope. 

3-3:22 I-It is of t-the WOWD's mewcies that we awe nyot consumed, because his 
compassions faiw n-nyot. 

3:23 They awe nyew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying: gweat is thy faithfuwnyess. 

3:24 The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my powtion, saith o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; thewefowe wiww I hope in 
h-him. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 The WOWD is g-good u-unto t-them that wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, to t-the souw that 
seeketh h-him. 

3:26 I-It is g-good that a man shouwd both hope and q-quietwy wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
sawvation of t-the WOWD. 

3-3:27 I-It is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man that he beaw t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of his youth. 

3:28 He sitteth awonye and keepeth siwence, because he hath (￣ω￣) b-bownye it 
upon h-him. 

3-3:29 He putteth his mouth in t-the dust; if so be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be hope. 

3:30 He giveth his cheek to him that smiteth him: he is fiwwed f-fuww 
with wepwoach. 

3:31 Fow t-the WOWD wiww nyot cast off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 3:32 But t-though he c-cause 
gwief, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww he have compassion a-accowding to t-the muwtitude of his 
m-mewcies. 

3:33 Fow he doth nyot affwict w-wiwwingwy (=`ω´=) n-nyow gwieve t-the chiwdwen of m-men. 

3:34 To cwush undew his feet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwisonyews of t-the eawth. 

3:35 To tuwn aside t-the wight of a man befowe t-the f-face of t-the most 
High, 3:36 To subvewt a man in his cause, t-the WOWD a-appwoveth n-nyot. 

3:37 Who is he that saith, and it cometh to pass, when t-the Wowd 
commandeth it nyot? 3-3:38 Out of t-the mouth of t-the most High p-pwoceedeth 
nyot eviw and good? 3:39 Whewefowe doth a wiving man compwain, a man 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the punyishment of his sins? 3:40 Wet us s-seawch and twy ouw ways, 
and tuwn again to t-the WOWD. 

3-3:41 Wet us wift up ouw heawt with ouw h-hands u-unto God in t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

3:42 We have twansgwessed and have webewwed: t-thou hast nyot pawdonyed. 

3:43 T-Thou hast covewed with angew, and pewsecuted us: t-thou hast swain, 
t-thou hast nyot pitied. 

3:44 T-Thou hast covewed t-thysewf with a c-cwoud, that ouw pwayew shouwd 
nyot pass thwough. 

3-3:45 T-Thou hast m-made us as t-the offscouwing and wefuse in t-the m-midst of 
t-the peopwe. 

o(≧▽≦)o 3-3:46 Aww ouw enyemies have openyed theiw mouths against us. 

3:47 Feaw and a snyawe is come upon u-us, desowation and destwuction. 

3:48 M-Minye eye w-wunnyeth down with (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the destwuction of 
t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

3-3:49 M-Minye eye twickweth down, and c-ceaseth nyot, without any 
i-intewmission. 

3:50 Tiww t-the WOWD wook down, and (x_x)V b-behowd fwom heaven. 

3-3:51 M-Minye eye affecteth minye heawt because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the daughtews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
city. 

3-3:52 M-Minye enyemies chased m-me sowe, w-wike a b-biwd, without cause. 

3:53 They have cut off o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife in t-the dungeon, and cast a stonye upon 
me. 

3:54 Watews fwowed o-ovew minye h-head; t-then I said, I am cut off. 

3:55 I cawwed upon thy nyame, O-O WOWD, out of t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow dungeon. 

3:56 T-Thou hast heawd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice: hide nyot thinye eaw a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bweathing, a-at 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cwy. 

3:57 T-Thou dwewest (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw in t-the day that I cawwed upon t-thee: t-thou 
saidst, Feaw n-nyot. 

3-3:58 O-O WOWD, t-thou hast (＃￣ω￣) p-pweaded t-the causes of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw; t-thou hast 
wedeemed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. 

3:59 O-O WOWD, t-thou hast s-seen o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwong: j-judge t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause. 

3:60 T-Thou hast s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw vengeance and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw imaginyations 
against me. 

3:61 T-Thou hast heawd theiw wepwoach, O-O WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
imaginyations against m-me; 3:62 The w-wips of those that w-wose up against 
me, and theiw device against m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-day. 

(T_T) 3-3:63 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd theiw sitting down, and theiw wising up; I am theiw 
m-musick. 

3:64 Wendew u-unto t-them a wecompence, O-O WOWD, a-accowding to t-the wowk of 
theiw hands. 

3:65 Give t-them sowwow of heawt, thy (O_O;) c-cuwse u-unto them. 

3:66 Pewsecute and d-destwoy t-them in angew fwom undew t-the h-heavens of t-the 
WOWD. 

4:1 How is t-the gowd become ^-^ d-dim! how is t-the most finye gowd changed! t-the 
s-stonyes of t-the sanctuawy awe pouwed out in t-the top of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stweet. 

4-4:2 The (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious sons of Zion, compawabwe to finye gowd, how awe they 
esteemed as eawthen p-pitchews, t-the wowk of t-the h-hands of t-the pottew! 
4:3 Even t-the sea m-monstews d-dwaw out t-the bweast, they g-give suck to theiw 
young onyes: t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe is become cwuew, w-wike t-the 
ostwiches in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

4-4:4 The tongue of t-the sucking c-chiwd cweaveth to t-the woof of his mouth 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thiwst: t-the young chiwdwen ask bwead, and nyo man bweaketh it u-unto 
them. 

4-4:5 They that did feed dewicatewy awe desowate in t-the stweets: they 
that wewe b-bwought up in scawwet embwace dunghiwws. 

4:6 Fow t-the punyishment of t-the i-inyiquity of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe is 
gweatew than t-the punyishment of t-the sin of Sodom, that w-was ovewthwown 
as in a moment, and nyo h-hands stayed on hew. 

4:7 Hew Nyazawites wewe puwew than snyow, they wewe whitew than miwk, 
they wewe mowe wuddy in body than wubies, theiw powishing w-was of 
sapphiwe: 4-4:8 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw visage is b-bwackew than a coaw; they awe nyot knyown 
in t-the stweets: theiw skin cweaveth to theiw bonyes; it is withewed, it 
is become w-wike a stick. 

4:9 They that be s-swain with t-the s-swowd awe bettew than they that be 
s-swain with hungew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these pinye away, s-stwicken thwough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow want of 
t-the fwuits of t-the fiewd. 

4:10 The h-hands of t-the pitifuw w-women have sodden theiw own chiwdwen: 
they wewe theiw meat in t-the destwuction of t-the daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

4:11 The WOWD hath (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished his fuwy; he hath pouwed out his 
fiewce angew, and hath kindwed a fiwe in Zion, and it hath devouwed 
t-the foundations t-theweof. 

4:12 The kings of t-the eawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wowwd, 
w-wouwd nyot have bewieved that t-the a-advewsawy and t-the enyemy shouwd have 
entewed into t-the gates of Jewusawem. 

4:13 Fow t-the s-sins of hew pwophets, and t-the inyiquities of hew p-pwiests, 
that have shed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the just in t-the m-midst of hew, 4:14 They 
have OwO w-wandewed as bwind men in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, they have powwuted 
themsewves with bwood, so that men couwd nyot touch theiw (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. 

4:15 They cwied u-unto t-them, Depawt y-ye; it is (￣ω￣) u-uncwean; depawt, depawt, 
touch nyot: when they fwed away and wandewed, they said among t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, They shaww nyo mowe sojouwn thewe. 

4:16 The angew of t-the WOWD hath d-divided t-them; he wiww nyo mowe w-wegawd 
(=`ω´=) t-them: they wespected nyot t-the p-pewsons of t-the p-pwiests, they favouwed nyot 
t-the e-ewdews. 

4:17 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, ouw eyes as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet faiwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw vain hewp: in ouw 
watching we have watched (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a nyation that couwd nyot s-save us. 

4-4:18 They hunt ouw steps, that we c-cannyot go in ouw stweets: ouw end is 
nyeaw, ouw days awe fuwfiwwed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw end is come. 

4:19 O-Ouw pewsecutows awe swiftew than t-the e-eagwes of t-the heaven: they 
puwsued us upon t-the mountains, they w-waid wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us in t-the 
wiwdewnyess. 

4:20 The bweath of ouw n-nyostwiws, t-the anyointed of t-the WOWD, w-was taken 
in theiw pits, of whom we said, Undew his shadow we shaww wive among 
t-the heathen. 

4:21 Wejoice and be g-gwad, O-O daughtew of Edom, that dwewwest in t-the 
wand of Uz; t-the cup awso shaww pass thwough u-unto t-thee: t-thou shawt be 
dwunken, and shawt make t-thysewf nyaked. 

4:22 The punyishment of thinye i-inyiquity is a-accompwished, O-O daughtew of 
Zion; he wiww nyo mowe cawwy thee away into captivity: he wiww v-visit 
thinye inyiquity, O-O daughtew of Edom; he wiww discovew thy sins. 

5:1 Wemembew, O-O WOWD, what is come upon us: considew, and (x_x)V b-behowd ouw 
wepwoach. 

5-5:2 O-Ouw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to stwangews, ouw houses to awiens. 

5:3 We awe owphans and (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, ouw mothews awe as widows. 

5:4 We have dwunken ouw w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-monyey; ouw w-wood is sowd u-unto us. 

5:5 O-Ouw nyecks awe undew pewsecution: we wabouw, and have nyo w-west. 

5:6 We have given t-the hand to t-the Egyptians, and to t-the Assywians, to 
be satisfied with bwead. 

5:7 O-Ouw f-fathews have sinnyed, and awe n-nyot; and we have (￣ω￣) b-bownye theiw 
inyiquities. 

5:8 S-Sewvants have wuwed o-ovew us: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that doth d-dewivew us 
out of theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

5:9 We gat ouw bwead with t-the pewiw of ouw wives because of t-the s-swowd 
of t-the wiwdewnyess. 

5:10 O-Ouw skin w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack w-wike an oven because of t-the t-tewwibwe faminye. 

5:11 They wavished t-the w-women in Zion, and t-the maids in t-the c-cities of 
J-Judah. 

5:12 P-Pwinces awe hanged up by theiw hand: t-the faces of ewdews wewe nyot 
honyouwed. 

5-5:13 They took t-the young men to gwind, and t-the chiwdwen feww undew t-the 
wood. 

5:14 The ewdews have ceased fwom t-the gate, t-the young men fwom theiw 
m-musick. 

5:15 The joy of ouw heawt is c-ceased; ouw dance is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into 
mouwnying. 

5:16 The cwown is f-fawwen fwom ouw head: (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto u-us, that we have 
sinnyed! 5:17 Fow this ouw heawt is faint; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these things ouw eyes 
awe dim. 

5:18 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the mountain of Zion, which is d-desowate, t-the foxes 
wawk upon it. 

5:19 Thou, O-O WOWD, wemainyest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; thy t-thwonye fwom genyewation to 
genyewation. 

5:20 Whewefowe d-dost t-thou fowget us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and fowsake us so wong 
time? 5:21 T-Tuwn t-thou us u-unto thee, O-O WOWD, and we shaww be tuwnyed; 
wenyew ouw days as of owd. 

5:22 But t-thou hast u-uttewwy wejected us; t-thou awt vewy wwoth against us. 




The Book of t-the Pwophet E-Ezekiew 


1:1 Nyow it came to pass in t-the thiwtieth y-yeaw, in t-the fouwth m-month, 
in t-the fifth day of t-the m-month, as I w-was among t-the captives by t-the wivew 
of C-Chebaw, that t-the h-heavens wewe openyed, and I saw visions of God. 

1:2 In t-the fifth day of t-the m-month, which w-was t-the fifth yeaw of king 
Jehoiachin's c-captivity, 1:3 The wowd of t-the WOWD came expwesswy u-unto 
E-Ezekiew t-the pwiest, t-the son of Buzi, in t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans by 
t-the wivew C-Chebaw; and t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon h-him. 

1:4 And I wooked, and, b-behowd, a whiwwwind came out of t-the nyowth, a 
gweat c-cwoud, and a fiwe infowding (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, and a bwightnyess w-was about 
it, and out of t-the m-midst theweof as t-the cowouw of ambew, out of t-the 
m-midst of t-the fiwe. 

1:5 Awso out of t-the m-midst theweof came t-the wikenyess of fouw wiving 
cweatuwes. And this w-was theiw a-appeawance; they h-had t-the wikenyess of a 
m-man. 

1-1:6 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye h-had fouw faces, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye h-had fouw wings. 

1:7 And theiw feet wewe stwaight feet; and t-the sowe of theiw feet w-was 
w-wike t-the sowe of a c-cawf's foot: and they spawkwed w-wike t-the cowouw of 
buwnyished b-bwass. 

1:8 And they h-had t-the h-hands of a man undew theiw w-wings on theiw fouw 
sides; and they fouw h-had theiw faces and theiw wings. 

1-1:9 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw w-wings wewe j-joinyed onye to anyothew; they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot when they 
went; they went {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye stwaight fowwawd. 

1:10 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wikenyess of theiw faces, they fouw h-had t-the f-face of a 
^.^ m-man, and t-the f-face of a wion, on t-the wight s-side: and they fouw h-had t-the 
f-face of an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox on t-the weft side; they fouw awso h-had t-the f-face of an 
eagwe. 

1:11 T-Thus wewe theiw f-faces: and theiw w-wings wewe stwetched upwawd; two 
w-wings of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye wewe j-joinyed onye to anyothew, and two covewed theiw 
(o_O) b-bodies. 

1:12 And they went {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye stwaight fowwawd: whithew t-the spiwit w-was 
to go, they went; and they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot when they went. 

1:13 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wikenyess of t-the wiving cweatuwes, theiw a-appeawance w-was 
w-wike b-buwnying coaws of f-fiwe, and w-wike t-the a-appeawance of wamps: it went 
up and down among t-the wiving (*^‿^*) c-cweatuwes; and t-the fiwe w-was bwight, and 
out of t-the fiwe went fowth w-wightnying. 

1:14 And t-the wiving cweatuwes wan and wetuwnyed as t-the a-appeawance of a 
f-fwash of w-wightnying. 

1:15 Nyow as I behewd t-the wiving cweatuwes, (x_x)V b-behowd onye wheew upon t-the 
eawth by t-the wiving cweatuwes, with his fouw faces. 

1:16 The a-appeawance of t-the wheews and theiw wowk w-was w-wike u-unto t-the 
cowouw of a b-bewyw: and they fouw h-had onye wikenyess: and theiw 
a-appeawance and theiw wowk w-was as it wewe a wheew in t-the middwe of a 
wheew. 

1:17 When they went, they went upon theiw fouw s-sides: and they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
nyot when they went. 

1:18 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wings, they wewe so high that they wewe (*^‿^*) d-dweadfuw; 
and theiw w-wings wewe f-fuww of eyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them fouw. 

1:19 And when t-the wiving cweatuwes went, t-the wheews went by (=`ω´=) t-them: and 
when t-the wiving cweatuwes wewe w-wifted up fwom t-the eawth, t-the wheews 
wewe w-wifted (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

1:20 Whithewsoevew t-the spiwit w-was to go, they went, thithew w-was theiw 
spiwit to go; and t-the wheews wewe w-wifted up o-ovew against (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
spiwit of t-the wiving cweatuwe w-was in t-the w-wheews. 

1-1:21 When those went, these went; and when those stood, these stood; 
and when those wewe w-wifted up fwom t-the eawth, t-the wheews wewe w-wifted 
up o-ovew against (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spiwit of t-the wiving cweatuwe w-was in t-the 
w-wheews. 

1:22 And t-the wikenyess of t-the fiwmament upon t-the heads of t-the wiving 
cweatuwe w-was as t-the cowouw of t-the t-tewwibwe cwystaw, stwetched fowth 
o-ovew theiw heads above. 

1:23 And undew t-the fiwmament wewe theiw w-wings (＃￣ω￣) s-stwaight, t-the onye towawd 
t-the othew: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye h-had two, which covewed on this side, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye h-had two, which covewed on that side, theiw (o_O) b-bodies. 

1-1:24 And when they went, I heawd t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of theiw w-wings, w-wike t-the 
(＃`Д´) n-nyoise of gweat w-watews, as t-the voice of t-the Awmighty, t-the voice of 
s-speech, as t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of an h-host: when they stood, they wet down theiw 
wings. 

1:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a voice fwom t-the fiwmament that w-was o-ovew theiw 
heads, when they stood, and h-had wet down theiw wings. 

1:26 And a-above t-the fiwmament that w-was o-ovew theiw heads w-was t-the 
wikenyess of a t-thwonye, as t-the a-appeawance of a s-sapphiwe stonye: and upon 
t-the wikenyess of t-the t-thwonye w-was t-the wikenyess as t-the a-appeawance of a man 
a-above upon it. 

1:27 And I saw as t-the cowouw of ambew, as t-the a-appeawance of fiwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about within it, fwom t-the a-appeawance of his woins even upwawd, and 
fwom t-the a-appeawance of his woins even downwawd, I saw as it wewe t-the 
a-appeawance of f-fiwe, and it h-had bwightnyess (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

1:28 As t-the a-appeawance of t-the bow that is in t-the cwoud in t-the day of 
wain, so w-was t-the a-appeawance of t-the bwightnyess (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. This w-was 
t-the a-appeawance of t-the wikenyess of t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD. And when I 
saw it, I feww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, and I heawd a voice of onye that spake. 

2:1 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, stand upon thy feet, and I wiww 
speak u-unto thee. 

2:2 And t-the spiwit entewed into m-me when he spake u-unto me, and s-set m-me 
upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, that I heawd him that spake u-unto me. 

2-2:3 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, I send thee to t-the chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew, to a webewwious nyation that hath webewwed against me: they and 
theiw f-fathews have twansgwessed against me, even u-unto this vewy d-day. 

2:4 Fow they awe i-impudent chiwdwen and stiffheawted. I (^-^*)/ d-do send thee 
u-unto t-them; and t-thou shawt say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

2-2:5 And they, whethew they wiww h-heaw, ow whethew they wiww fowbeaw, 
(fow they awe a webewwious house,) (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww knyow that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath b-been 
a pwophet among them. 

2:6 And thou, son of ^.^ m-man, be nyot afwaid of t-them, nyeithew be afwaid of 
theiw wowds, t-though bwiews and thowns be with thee, and t-thou d-dost 
dweww among scowpions: be nyot afwaid of theiw wowds, (=`ω´=) n-nyow be d-dismayed 
a-at theiw wooks, t-though they be a webewwious house. 

2-2:7 And t-thou shawt speak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds u-unto t-them, whethew they wiww h-heaw, 
ow whethew they wiww fowbeaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe most webewwious. 

2:8 But thou, son of ^.^ m-man, h-heaw what I say u-unto thee; (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot t-thou 
webewwious w-wike that webewwious house: open thy mouth, and e-eat that I 
g-give thee. 

2-2:9 And when I wooked, b-behowd, an hand w-was sent u-unto m-me; and, wo, a 
woww of a book w-was thewein; 2:10 And he spwead it befowe m-me; and it 
w-was wwitten within and without: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was wwitten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein 
wamentations, and mouwnying, and woe. 

3-3:1 Moweovew he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, e-eat that t-thou findest; e-eat 
this woww, and go speak u-unto t-the house of Iswaew. 

3:2 S-So I openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and he caused m-me to e-eat that w-woww. 

3-3:3 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, c-cause thy bewwy to eat, and fiww 
thy b-bowews with this woww that I g-give thee. T-Then did I e-eat it; and it 
w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth as honyey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sweetnyess. 

3:4 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, go, get thee u-unto t-the house of 
I-Iswaew, and speak with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds u-unto them. 

3:5 Fow t-thou awt nyot sent to a peopwe of a s-stwange speech and of an 
hawd wanguage, but to t-the house of I-Iswaew; 3-3:6 Nyot to many peopwe of a 
s-stwange speech and of an hawd wanguage, whose w-wowds t-thou c-canst nyot 
undewstand. Suwewy, h-had I sent thee to t-them, they w-wouwd have heawkenyed 
u-unto thee. 

3:7 But t-the house of Iswaew wiww nyot heawken u-unto thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww 
nyot heawken u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew awe i-impudent and 
hawdheawted. 

3:8 Behowd, I have m-made thy f-face stwong against theiw faces, and thy 
fowehead stwong against theiw foweheads. 

3-3:9 As an adamant ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *blushes* h-hawdew than fwint have I m-made thy fowehead: f-feaw 
t-them nyot, nyeithew be d-dismayed a-at theiw wooks, t-though they be a 
webewwious house. 

3:10 Moweovew he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds that I shaww 
speak u-unto thee weceive in thinye heawt, and h-heaw with thinye eaws. 

3:11 And go, get thee to t-them of t-the c-captivity, u-unto t-the chiwdwen of 
thy p-peopwe, and speak u-unto t-them, and teww t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd 
G-GOD; whethew they wiww h-heaw, ow whethew they wiww fowbeaw. 

3:12 T-Then t-the spiwit took m-me up, and I heawd behind m-me a voice of a 
gweat wushing, s-saying, Bwessed be t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD fwom his 
pwace. 

3:13 I heawd awso t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the w-wings of t-the wiving cweatuwes that 
touched onye anyothew, and t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the wheews o-ovew against t-them, 
and a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a gweat wushing. 

3:14 S-So t-the spiwit w-wifted m-me up, and took m-me away, and I went in 
bittewnyess, in t-the heat of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit; but t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was 
stwong upon me. 

3:15 T-Then I came to t-them of t-the captivity a-at Tewabib, that d-dwewt by 
t-the wivew of C-Chebaw, and I sat whewe they sat, and wemainyed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
astonyished among t-them seven days. 

3:16 And it came to pass a-at t-the end of seven days, that t-the wowd of 
t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 3:17 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, I have m-made thee a 
watchman u-unto t-the house of Iswaew: thewefowe h-heaw t-the wowd a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
mouth, and g-give t-them wawnying fwom me. 

3:18 When I say u-unto t-the w-wicked, T-Thou shawt suwewy die; and t-thou 
(*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest him nyot wawnying, (=`ω´=) n-nyow speakest to wawn t-the wicked fwom his 
wicked way, to s-save his wife; t-the same wicked man shaww die in his 
inyiquity; but his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood wiww I wequiwe a-at thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

3:19 Y-Yet if t-thou wawn t-the w-wicked, and he tuwn nyot fwom his wickednyess, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow fwom his wicked way, he shaww die in his inyiquity; but t-thou hast 
dewivewed thy souw. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 A-Again, When a wighteous man doth tuwn fwom his wighteousnyess, and 
commit inyiquity, and I way a stumbwing-bwock befowe him, he shaww die: 
because t-thou hast nyot given him wawnying, he shaww die in his sin, and 
his wighteousnyess which he hath donye shaww nyot be w-wemembewed; but his 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood wiww I wequiwe a-at thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

3:21 Nyevewthewess if t-thou wawn t-the wighteous ^.^ m-man, that t-the wighteous 
sin nyot, and he doth nyot sin, he shaww suwewy wive, because he is 
wawnyed; awso t-thou hast dewivewed thy souw. 

3-3:22 And t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon m-me; and he said u-unto me, 
Awise, go fowth into t-the pwain, and I wiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe tawk with thee. 

3:23 T-Then I a-awose, and went fowth into t-the pwain: and, b-behowd, t-the 
gwowy of t-the WOWD s-stood thewe, as t-the gwowy which I saw by t-the wivew 
of Chebaw: and I feww on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. 

3:24 T-Then t-the spiwit entewed into me, and s-set m-me upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, and 
spake with me, and said u-unto me, Go, s-shut t-thysewf within thinye house. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 But thou, O-O son of ^.^ m-man, b-behowd, they shaww put bands upon thee, 
and shaww bind thee with t-them, and t-thou shawt nyot go out among (=`ω´=) t-them: 
3:26 And I wiww make thy tongue cweave to t-the woof of thy mouth, that 
t-thou shawt be dumb, and shawt nyot be to t-them a wepwovew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe 
a webewwious house. 

3-3:27 But when I speak with thee, I wiww open thy mouth, and t-thou shawt 
say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; He that h-heaweth, wet him heaw; 
and he that f-fowbeaweth, wet him fowbeaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe a webewwious 
house. 

4:1 T-Thou awso, son of ^.^ m-man, o(>ω<)o t-take thee a tiwe, and way it befowe thee, 
and pouwtway upon it t-the city, even Jewusawem: 4-4:2 And way s-siege 
against it, and buiwd a fowt against it, and cast a mount against it; 
s-set t-the camp awso against it, and s-set battewing wams against it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about. 

4:3 Moweovew o(>ω<)o t-take t-thou u-unto thee an (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon pan, and s-set it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a waww of 
(=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon b-between thee and t-the city: and s-set thy f-face against it, and it 
shaww be besieged, and t-thou shawt way s-siege against it. This shaww be 
a (*´▽`*) s-sign to t-the house of Iswaew. 

4-4:4 Wie t-thou awso upon thy weft side, and way t-the i-inyiquity of t-the 
house of Iswaew upon i-it: a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the days that t-thou 
shawt w-wie upon it t-thou shawt beaw theiw inyiquity. 

4-4:5 Fow I have w-waid upon thee t-the yeaws of theiw inyiquity, a-accowding 
to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the days, thwee hundwed and nyinyety ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: so shawt 
t-thou beaw t-the i-inyiquity of t-the house of Iswaew. 

4:6 And when t-thou hast (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished t-them, w-wie again on thy wight side, 
and t-thou shawt beaw t-the i-inyiquity of t-the house of Judah f-fowty ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: I 
have appointed thee each day (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a y-yeaw. 

4:7 Thewefowe t-thou shawt s-set thy f-face towawd t-the s-siege of J-Jewusawem, 
and thinye a-awm shaww be uncovewed, and t-thou shawt ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against it. 

4-4:8 And, b-behowd, I wiww way bands upon thee, and t-thou shawt nyot tuwn 
thee fwom onye side to anyothew, tiww t-thou hast ended t-the days of thy 
siege. 

4:9 Take t-thou awso u-unto thee wheat, and bawwey, and beans, and 
w-wentiwes, and miwwet, and f-fitches, and put t-them in onye v-vessew, and 
make thee bwead t-theweof, a-accowding to t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the days that t-thou 
shawt w-wie upon thy side, thwee hundwed and nyinyety days shawt t-thou e-eat 
t-theweof. 

4:10 And thy meat which t-thou shawt e-eat shaww be by weight, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
shekews a day: fwom time to time shawt t-thou e-eat it. 

4:11 T-Thou shawt dwink awso w-watew by m-measuwe, t-the sixth pawt of an hin: 
fwom time to time shawt t-thou d-dwink. 

4:12 And t-thou shawt e-eat it as bawwey cakes, and t-thou shawt ;;w;; b-bake it 
with (* ^ ω ^) d-dung that cometh out of ^.^ m-man, in theiw sight. 

4:13 And t-the WOWD said, Even thus shaww t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew e-eat 
theiw defiwed bwead among t-the G-Gentiwes, whithew I wiww dwive them. 

4:14 T-Then said I, A-Ah Wowd G-GOD! b-behowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw hath nyot b-been powwuted: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth up even tiww nyow have I nyot eaten of that which 
dieth of (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, ow is t-town in pieces; nyeithew came (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abominyabwe 
fwesh into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

4:15 T-Then he said u-unto me, Wo, I have given thee cow's (* ^ ω ^) d-dung (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow man's 
dung, and t-thou shawt p-pwepawe thy bwead thewewith. 

4:16 Moweovew he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, b-behowd, I wiww bweak t-the 
s-staff of bwead in Jewusawem: and they shaww e-eat bwead by weight, and 
with cawe; and they shaww dwink w-watew by m-measuwe, and with 
astonyishment: 4:17 That they may want bwead and watew, and be astonyied 
onye with anyothew, and consume away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw inyiquity. 

5:1 And thou, son of ^.^ m-man, o(>ω<)o t-take thee a shawp k-knyife, o(>ω<)o t-take thee a 
bawbew's wazow, and c-cause it to pass upon thinye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and upon thy 
beawd: t-then o(>ω<)o t-take thee bawances to weigh, and divide t-the h-haiw. 

5-5:2 T-Thou shawt buwn with fiwe a thiwd pawt in t-the m-midst of t-the city, 
when t-the days of t-the s-siege awe fuwfiwwed: and t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take a thiwd 
pawt, and smite about it with a knyife: and a thiwd pawt t-thou shawt 
scattew in t-the wind; and I wiww d-dwaw out a s-swowd aftew them. 

5:3 T-Thou shawt awso o(>ω<)o t-take theweof a f-few in nyumbew, and bind t-them in thy 
skiwts. 

5:4 T-Then o(>ω<)o t-take of t-them again, and cast t-them into t-the m-midst of t-the f-fiwe, 
and buwn t-them in t-the fiwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theweof shaww a fiwe come fowth into 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew. 

5:5 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; This is Jewusawem: I have s-set it in t-the 
m-midst of t-the nyations and countwies that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about hew. 

5:6 And she hath changed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments into w-wickednyess mowe than t-the 
n-nyations, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes mowe than t-the countwies that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about 
hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have wefused o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, they have nyot 
wawked in them. 

5:7 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye m-muwtipwied mowe than 
t-the nyations that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about y-you, and have nyot wawked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-statutes, nyeithew have kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, nyeithew have donye a-accowding 
to t-the judgments of t-the nyations that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about you; 5:8 
Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I, even I, am against thee, 
and wiww execute judgments in t-the m-midst of thee in t-the sight of t-the 
nyations. 

5:9 And I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do in thee that which I have nyot donye, and wheweunto I 
wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do any mowe t-the >_> w-wike, because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye abominyations. 

5:10 Thewefowe t-the f-fathews shaww e-eat t-the sons in t-the m-midst of thee, 
and t-the sons shaww e-eat theiw fathews; and I wiww execute judgments in 
thee, and t-the w-whowe wemnyant of thee wiww I scattew into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the winds. 

5:11 Whewefowe, as I wive, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Suwewy, because t-thou 
hast defiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy d-detestabwe things, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thinye abominyations, thewefowe wiww I awso diminyish thee; nyeithew shaww 
minye eye spawe, nyeithew wiww I have any pity. 

5:12 A-A thiwd pawt of thee shaww die with t-the pestiwence, and with 
faminye shaww they be consumed in t-the m-midst of t-thee: and a thiwd pawt 
shaww faww by t-the s-swowd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thee; and I wiww scattew a thiwd 
pawt into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the winds, and I wiww d-dwaw out a s-swowd aftew them. 

5-5:13 T-Thus shaww minye angew be a-accompwished, and I wiww c-cause o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy 
to w-west upon t-them, and I wiww be c-comfowted: and they shaww knyow that I 
t-the WOWD have spoken it in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my zeaw, when I have (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy 
in them. 

5:14 Moweovew I wiww make thee waste, and a wepwoach among t-the nyations 
that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thee, in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that pass by. 

5:15 S-So it shaww be a wepwoach and a t-taunt, an instwuction and an 
(✧ω✧) a-astonyishment u-unto t-the nyations that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about thee, when I shaww 
execute judgments in thee in angew and in fuwy and in fuwious webukes. 
I t-the WOWD have spoken it. 

5:16 When I shaww send upon t-them t-the eviw awwows of (≧◡≦) f-faminye, which 
shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw destwuction, and which I wiww send to d-destwoy you: 
and I wiww incwease t-the faminye upon y-you, and wiww bweak youw s-staff of 
bwead: 5:17 S-So wiww I send upon you faminye and eviw beasts, and they 
shaww b-beweave t-thee: and pestiwence and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww pass thwough thee; 
and I wiww bwing t-the s-swowd upon thee. I t-the WOWD have spoken it. 

6-6:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 6:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, s-set 
thy f-face towawd t-the mountains of I-Iswaew, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-them, 
6:3 And say, Ye mountains of I-Iswaew, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the Wowd G-GOD; 
T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD to t-the mountains, and to t-the h-hiwws, to t-the 
wivews, and to t-the vawweys; Behowd, I, even I, wiww bwing a s-swowd upon 
y-you, and I wiww d-destwoy youw high pwaces. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And youw a-awtaws shaww be d-desowate, and youw images shaww be 
bwoken: and I wiww cast down youw s-swain men befowe youw idows. 

6:5 And I wiww way t-the dead cawcases of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew befowe 
theiw idows; and I wiww scattew youw bonyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about youw ^w^ a-awtaws. 

6:6 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw dwewwingpwaces t-the c-cities shaww be w-waid waste, and t-the 
high pwaces shaww be d-desowate; that youw a-awtaws may be w-waid waste and 
m-made d-desowate, and youw idows may be bwoken and cease, and youw images 
may be cut down, and youw wowks may be a-abowished. 

6:7 And t-the s-swain shaww faww in t-the m-midst of y-you, and ye shaww knyow 
that I am t-the WOWD. 

6:8 Y-Yet wiww I weave a wemnyant, that ye may have s-some that shaww 
escape t-the s-swowd among t-the n-nyations, when ye shaww be scattewed thwough 
t-the c-countwies. 

6:9 And they that escape of you shaww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew m-me among t-the nyations 
whithew they shaww be cawwied captives, because I am bwoken with theiw 
whowish heawt, which hath depawted fwom me, and with theiw eyes, which 
go a whowing aftew theiw (o･ω･o) i-idows: and they shaww wothe themsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the eviws which they have committed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw abominyations. 

6:10 And they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, and that I have nyot said 
in vain that I w-wouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this eviw u-unto them. 

6:11 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; S-Smite with thinye hand, and stamp with 
thy foot, and say, Awas (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviw abominyations of t-the house of 
Iswaew! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww faww by t-the swowd, by t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and by t-the 
p-pestiwence. 

6:12 He that is faw off shaww die of t-the p-pestiwence; and he that is 
(=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw shaww faww by t-the swowd; and he that wemainyeth and is besieged 
shaww die by t-the faminye: thus wiww I accompwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon them. 

6:13 T-Then shaww ye knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when theiw s-swain men shaww 
be among theiw idows (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about theiw awtaws, upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high h-hiww, 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tops of t-the mountains, and undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee, and 
undew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thick oak, t-the pwace whewe they did offew sweet savouw to 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw idows. 

6:14 S-So wiww I s-stwetch out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand upon t-them, and make t-the wand 
d-desowate, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, mowe desowate than t-the wiwdewnyess towawd D-Dibwath, in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw h-habitations: and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

7:1 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 7:2 Awso, t-thou 
son of ^.^ m-man, thus saith t-the Wowd GOD u-unto t-the wand of I-Iswaew; An end, 
t-the end is come upon t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the wand. 

7-7:3 Nyow is t-the end come upon thee, and I wiww send minye angew upon 
thee, and wiww j-judge thee a-accowding to thy ways, and wiww wecompense 
upon thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye abominyations. 

7:4 And minye eye shaww nyot spawe thee, nyeithew wiww I have p-pity: but I 
wiww wecompense thy ways upon thee, and thinye abominyations shaww be in 
t-the m-midst of t-thee: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

7:5 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; An eviw, an onwy eviw, b-behowd, is come. 

7:6 An end is come, t-the end is c-come: it watcheth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee; b-behowd, it 
is come. 

7-7:7 The mownying is come u-unto thee, O-O t-thou that dwewwest in t-the wand: 
t-the time is come, t-the day of twoubwe is nyeaw, and nyot t-the sounding 
again of t-the mountains. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Nyow wiww I showtwy p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon thee, and accompwish minye 
angew upon t-thee: and I wiww j-judge thee a-accowding to thy ways, and wiww 
wecompense thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye abominyations. 

7:9 And minye eye shaww nyot spawe, nyeithew wiww I have p-pity: I wiww 
wecompense thee a-accowding to thy ways and thinye abominyations that awe 
in t-the m-midst of thee; and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD that 
smiteth. 

7:10 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the day, b-behowd, it is c-come: t-the mownying is gonye fowth; 
t-the wod hath bwossomed, pwide hath budded. 

7:11 Viowence is wisen up into a wod of wickednyess: nyonye of t-them shaww 
w-wemain, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of theiw muwtitude, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of any of (＾• ω •＾) t-theiw's: nyeithew shaww 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be waiwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

7:12 The time is come, t-the day dwaweth nyeaw: wet nyot t-the buyew 
wejoice, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the sewwew mouwn: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wwath is upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude 
t-theweof. 

7:13 Fow t-the sewwew shaww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to that which is s-sowd, awthough 
they wewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a-awive: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the vision is touching t-the w-whowe muwtitude 
t-theweof, which shaww nyot (*´▽`*) w-wetuwn; nyeithew shaww any stwengthen himsewf 
in t-the i-inyiquity of his wife. 

7:14 They have bwown t-the twumpet, even to make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww weady; but nyonye 
goeth to t-the |･ω･) b-battwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath is upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude t-theweof. 

7:15 The s-swowd is without, and t-the pestiwence and t-the faminye within: 
he that is in t-the fiewd shaww die with t-the swowd; and he that is in 
t-the city, faminye and pestiwence shaww devouw h-him. 

7:16 But they that escape of t-them shaww escape, and shaww be on t-the 
mountains w-wike doves of t-the vawweys, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them mouwnying, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his inyiquity. 

7:17 Aww h-hands shaww be feebwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww k-knyees shaww be weak as watew. 

7:18 They shaww awso giwd themsewves with sackcwoth, and howwow shaww 
covew t-them; and shame shaww be upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faces, and bawdnyess upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw heads. 

xDD 7-7:19 They shaww cast theiw s-siwvew in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and theiw gowd shaww 
be wemoved: theiw s-siwvew and theiw gowd shaww nyot be abwe to d-dewivew 
t-them in t-the day of t-the wwath of t-the WOWD: they shaww nyot s-satisfy theiw 
souws, nyeithew fiww theiw bowews: because it is t-the stumbwingbwock of 
theiw inyiquity. 

7:20 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-beauty of his ownyament, he s-set it in majesty: but they 
m-made t-the images of theiw abominyations and of theiw d-detestabwe things 
thewein: thewefowe have I s-set it faw fwom them. 

7:21 And I wiww g-give it into t-the h-hands of t-the stwangews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey, 
and to t-the wicked of t-the eawth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a spoiw; and they shaww powwute it. 

7:22 My f-face wiww I tuwn awso fwom t-them, and they shaww powwute o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
secwet p-pwace: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wobbews shaww entew into it, and defiwe it. 

7:23 Make a chain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand is f-fuww of bwoody cwimes, and t-the city 
is f-fuww of v-viowence. 

7:24 Whewefowe I wiww bwing t-the wowst of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and they shaww 
possess theiw houses: I wiww awso make t-the pomp of t-the stwong to 
(ノωヽ) c-cease; and theiw h-howy pwaces shaww be defiwed. 

7:25 D-Destwuction (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; and they shaww seek p-peace, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be 
n-nyonye. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Mischief shaww come upon m-mischief, and w-wumouw shaww be upon 
wumouw; t-then shaww they seek a vision of t-the pwophet; but t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw 
shaww pewish fwom t-the pwiest, and counsew fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ a-ancients. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 The king shaww mouwn, and t-the pwince shaww be cwothed with 
desowation, and t-the h-hands of t-the peopwe of t-the wand shaww be twoubwed: 
I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them aftew theiw way, and a-accowding to theiw desewts 
wiww I j-judge t-them; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And it came to pass in t-the sixth y-yeaw, in t-the sixth m-month, in t-the 
fifth day of t-the m-month, as I sat in minye h-house, and t-the ewdews of 
Judah sat befowe me, that t-the hand of t-the Wowd GOD feww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon me. 

8-8:2 T-Then I behewd, and wo a wikenyess as t-the a-appeawance of fiwe: fwom 
t-the a-appeawance of his woins even downwawd, fiwe; and fwom his woins 
even upwawd, as t-the a-appeawance of b-bwightnyess, as t-the cowouw of ambew. 

8:3 And he put fowth t-the f-fowm of an hand, and took m-me by a w-wock of 
minye h-head; and t-the spiwit w-wifted m-me up b-between t-the eawth and t-the 
heaven, and b-bwought m-me in t-the visions of God to J-Jewusawem, to t-the doow 
of t-the innyew gate that wooketh towawd t-the nyowth; whewe w-was t-the seat of 
t-the i-image of jeawousy, which pwovoketh to jeawousy. 

8:4 And, b-behowd, t-the gwowy of t-the God of Iswaew w-was thewe, a-accowding 
to t-the vision that I saw in t-the pwain. 

8-8:5 T-Then said he u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, wift up thinye eyes nyow t-the w-way 
towawd t-the n-nyowth. S-So I w-wifted up minye eyes t-the w-way towawd t-the nyowth, 
and (x_x)V b-behowd nyowthwawd a-at t-the gate of t-the awtaw this i-image of jeawousy 
in t-the entwy. 

8:6 He said fuwthewmowe u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, seest t-thou what they do? 
even t-the gweat abominyations that t-the house of Iswaew committeth hewe, 
that I shouwd go faw off fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy? but tuwn thee (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again, 
and t-thou shawt s-see gweatew abominyations. 

8:7 And he b-bwought m-me to t-the doow of t-the couwt; and when I wooked, 
(x_x)V b-behowd a h-howe in t-the waww. 

8:8 T-Then said he u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, dig nyow in t-the w-waww: and when I 
h-had digged in t-the waww, (x_x)V b-behowd a d-doow. 

8:9 And he said u-unto me, Go in, and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the wicked abominyations 
that they (^-^*)/ d-do hewe. 

8-8:10 S-So I went in and saw; and (x_x)V b-behowd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fowm of c-cweeping things, 
and abominyabwe beasts, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the idows of t-the house of I-Iswaew, 
p-pouwtwayed upon t-the waww (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

8-8:11 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood befowe t-them s-seventy men of t-the a-ancients of t-the 
house of I-Iswaew, and in t-the m-midst of t-them s-stood Jaazanyiah t-the son of 
Shaphan, with {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his censew in his hand; and a thick cwoud of 
i-incense went (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

8:12 T-Then said he u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, hast t-thou s-seen what t-the 
a-ancients of t-the house of Iswaew (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the dawk, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in t-the 
c-chambews of his imagewy? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they say, t-the WOWD seeth us n-nyot; t-the WOWD 
hath fowsaken t-the eawth. 

8-8:13 He said awso u-unto me, T-Tuwn thee (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again, and t-thou shawt s-see 
gweatew abominyations that they do. 

8:14 T-Then he b-bwought m-me to t-the doow of t-the gate of t-the WOWD's house 
which w-was towawd t-the nyowth; and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe sat w-women weeping (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Tammuz. 

8:15 T-Then said he u-unto me, Hast t-thou s-seen this, O-O son of man? tuwn 
thee (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet again, and t-thou shawt s-see gweatew abominyations than these. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And he b-bwought m-me into t-the innyew couwt of t-the WOWD's h-house, and, 
b-behowd, a-at t-the doow of t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD, b-between t-the p-powch and 
t-the awtaw, wewe about five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty men, with theiw backs towawd t-the 
tempwe of t-the WOWD, and theiw faces towawd t-the east; and they 
w-wowshipped t-the sun towawd t-the east. 

8:17 T-Then he said u-unto me, Hast t-thou s-seen this, O-O son of man? Is it a 
wight t-thing to t-the house of Judah that they commit t-the abominyations 
which they commit hewe? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have fiwwed t-the wand with viowence, 
and have wetuwnyed to pwovoke m-me to angew: and, wo, they put t-the bwanch 
to theiw nyose. 

8-8:18 Thewefowe wiww I awso d-deaw in f-fuwy: minye eye shaww nyot spawe, 
nyeithew wiww I have p-pity: and t-though they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy in minye eaws with a w-woud 
voice, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I nyot h-heaw them. 

9:1 He cwied awso in minye eaws with a w-woud voice, s-saying, Cause t-them 
that have chawge o-ovew t-the city to d-dwaw nyeaw, even {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man with his 
destwoying w-weapon in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And, b-behowd, six men came fwom t-the w-way of t-the highew gate, which 
wieth towawd t-the nyowth, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a swaughtew w-weapon in his hand; 
and onye man among t-them w-was cwothed with winyen, with a w-wwitew's (♡°▽°♡) i-inkhown 
by his s-side: and they went in, and s-stood beside t-the bwasen (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

9:3 And t-the gwowy of t-the God of Iswaew w-was gonye up fwom t-the chewub, 
wheweupon he was, to t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the house. And he cawwed to t-the 
man cwothed with winyen, which h-had t-the w-wwitew's (♡°▽°♡) i-inkhown by his side; 
9:4 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Go thwough t-the m-midst of t-the city, 
thwough t-the m-midst of J-Jewusawem, and s-set a mawk upon t-the f-foweheads of 
t-the men that sigh and that (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations that be donye 
in t-the m-midst t-theweof. 

9:5 And to t-the othews he said in minye h-heawing, Go ye aftew him thwough 
t-the city, and smite: wet nyot youw eye spawe, nyeithew have ye p-pity: 9:6 
Sway u-uttewwy o-owd and (O.O) y-young, both maids, and ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, and 
(-ω-、) w-women: but come nyot (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw any man upon whom is t-the mawk; and b-begin a-at 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. T-Then they began a-at t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient men which wewe befowe t-the 
house. 

9:7 And he said u-unto t-them, Defiwe t-the h-house, and fiww t-the couwts with 
t-the swain: go ye f-fowth. And they went fowth, and swew in t-the city. 

9:8 And it came to pass, whiwe they wewe swaying t-them, and I w-was weft, 
that I feww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, and cwied, and said, A-Ah Wowd G-GOD! wiwt t-thou 
d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wesidue of Iswaew in thy pouwing out of thy fuwy upon 
Jewusawem? 9:9 T-Then said he u-unto me, The i-inyiquity of t-the house of 
Iswaew and Judah is exceeding g-gweat, and t-the wand is f-fuww of bwood, 
and t-the city f-fuww of p-pewvewsenyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they say, The WOWD hath 
fowsaken t-the eawth, and t-the WOWD seeth n-nyot. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me awso, minye eye shaww nyot spawe, nyeithew wiww I have 
pity, but I wiww wecompense theiw w-way upon theiw head. 

9-9:11 And, b-behowd, t-the man cwothed with winyen, which h-had t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inkhown by 
his side, wepowted t-the mattew, s-saying, I have donye as t-thou hast 
commanded me. 

10:1 T-Then I wooked, and, b-behowd, in t-the fiwmament that w-was a-above t-the 
( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed o-ovew t-them as it wewe a s-sapphiwe 
stonye, as t-the a-appeawance of t-the wikenyess of a thwonye. 

1-10:2 And he spake u-unto t-the man cwothed with winyen, and said, Go in 
b-between t-the wheews, even undew t-the chewub, and fiww thinye hand with 
coaws of fiwe fwom b-between t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, and scattew t-them o-ovew t-the 
city. And he went in in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. 

10:3 Nyow t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims s-stood on t-the wight side of t-the h-house, when t-the 
man went in; and t-the cwoud fiwwed t-the innyew couwt. 

10:4 T-Then t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD went up fwom t-the chewub, and s-stood 
o-ovew t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the h-house; and t-the house w-was fiwwed with t-the 
c-cwoud, and t-the couwt w-was f-fuww of t-the bwightnyess of t-the WOWD's gwowy. 

1-10:5 And t-the s-sound of t-the chewubims' w-wings w-was heawd even to t-the outew 
couwt, as t-the voice of t-the Awmighty God when he speaketh. 

10:6 And it came to pass, that when he h-had commanded t-the man cwothed 
with winyen, s-saying, Take fiwe fwom b-between t-the wheews, fwom b-between 
t-the chewubims; t-then he went in, and s-stood beside t-the w-wheews. 

10:7 And onye chewub stwetched fowth his hand fwom b-between t-the 
(つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims u-unto t-the fiwe that w-was b-between t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, and took 
t-theweof, and put it into t-the h-hands of him that w-was cwothed with winyen: 
who took it, and went ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

10:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed in t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims t-the f-fowm of a man's hand 
undew theiw wings. 

10:9 And when I wooked, (x_x)V b-behowd t-the fouw wheews by t-the ~(>_<~) c-chewubims, onye 
wheew by onye chewub, and anyothew wheew by anyothew ~(>_<~) c-chewub: and t-the 
a-appeawance of t-the wheews w-was as t-the cowouw of a bewyw stonye. 

10:10 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw appeawances, they fouw h-had onye w-wikenyess, as if 
a wheew h-had b-been in t-the m-midst of a wheew. 

1-10:11 When they went, they went upon theiw fouw sides; they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot 
as they went, but to t-the pwace whithew t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head wooked they f-fowwowed 
it; they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot as they went. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And theiw w-whowe b-body, and theiw b-backs, and theiw hands, and 
theiw w-wings, and t-the wheews, wewe f-fuww of eyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, even t-the 
wheews that they fouw had. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wheews, it w-was cwied u-unto t-them in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-heawing, O-O 
wheew. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye h-had fouw f-faces: t-the fiwst f-face w-was t-the f-face of a 
chewub, and t-the second f-face w-was t-the f-face of a ^.^ m-man, and t-the thiwd t-the 
f-face of a wion, and t-the fouwth t-the f-face of an eagwe. 

10:15 And t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims wewe w-wifted (＞ｍ＜) u-up. This is t-the wiving cweatuwe 
that I saw by t-the wivew of Chebaw. 

1-10:16 And when t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims went, t-the wheews went by (=`ω´=) t-them: and when 
t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims w-wifted up theiw w-wings to mount up fwom t-the eawth, t-the 
same wheews awso (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot fwom beside them. 

1-10:17 When they stood, these stood; and when they wewe w-wifted up, 
these w-wifted up themsewves awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spiwit of t-the wiving cweatuwe 
w-was in them. 

10:18 T-Then t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD depawted fwom off t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of 
t-the h-house, and s-stood o-ovew t-the chewubims. 

10:19 And t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims w-wifted up theiw w-wings, and mounted up fwom t-the 
eawth in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight: when they went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-the wheews awso wewe beside 
t-them, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye s-stood a-at t-the doow of t-the east gate of t-the WOWD's 
h-house; and t-the gwowy of t-the God of Iswaew w-was o-ovew t-them above. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 This is t-the wiving cweatuwe that I saw undew t-the God of Iswaew 
by t-the wivew of C-Chebaw; and I knyew that they wewe t-the chewubims. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 Evewy onye h-had fouw faces apiece, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fouw wings; and 
t-the wikenyess of t-the h-hands of a man w-was undew theiw wings. 

10:22 And t-the wikenyess of theiw faces w-was t-the same faces which I saw 
by t-the wivew of C-Chebaw, theiw appeawances and themsewves: they went 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye stwaight fowwawd. 

11:1 Moweovew t-the spiwit w-wifted m-me up, and b-bwought m-me u-unto t-the east 
gate of t-the WOWD's h-house, which wooketh eastwawd: and (x_x)V b-behowd a-at t-the 
doow of t-the gate five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty men; among whom I saw Jaazanyiah t-the 
son of Azuw, and Pewatiah t-the son of Benyaiah, pwinces of t-the peopwe. 

11:2 T-Then said he u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, these awe t-the men that d-devise 
m-mischief, and g-give wicked counsew in this city: 11:3 W-Which say, I-It is 
nyot n-nyeaw; wet us buiwd houses: this city is t-the cawdwon, and we be t-the 
;;w;; f-fwesh. 

11:4 Thewefowe ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-them, pwophesy, O-O son of m-man. 

11:5 And t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD feww upon me, and said u-unto me, S-Speak; 
T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; T-Thus have ye said, O-O house of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow 
t-the things that come into youw mind, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of them. 

11:6 Ye have m-muwtipwied youw s-swain in this city, and ye have fiwwed 
t-the s-stweets theweof with t-the swain. 

11:7 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Youw s-swain whom ye have w-waid 
in t-the m-midst of it, they awe t-the f-fwesh, and this city is t-the cawdwon: 
but I wiww bwing you fowth out of t-the m-midst of it. 

11:8 Ye have feawed t-the swowd; and I wiww bwing a s-swowd upon y-you, 
saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

11:9 And I wiww bwing you out of t-the m-midst t-theweof, and d-dewivew you 
into t-the h-hands of stwangews, and wiww execute judgments among you. 

11:10 Ye shaww faww by t-the swowd; I wiww j-judge you in t-the bowdew of 
I-Iswaew; and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

11:11 This city shaww nyot be youw cawdwon, nyeithew shaww ye be t-the 
fwesh in t-the m-midst t-theweof; but I wiww j-judge you in t-the bowdew of 
Iswaew: 11:12 And ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have nyot 
wawked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, nyeithew executed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, but have donye 
aftew t-the mannyews of t-the heathen that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about you. 

11:13 And it came to pass, when I (♡°▽°♡) p-pwophesied, that Pewatiah t-the son of 
B-Benyaiah died. T-Then feww I down upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, and cwied with a w-woud 
voice, and said, A-Ah Wowd G-GOD! wiwt t-thou make a f-fuww end of t-the wemnyant 
of I-Iswaew? 11:14 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 
11:15 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, thy bwethwen, even thy bwethwen, t-the men of thy 
kindwed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew whowwy, awe they u-unto whom t-the 
i-inhabitants of Jewusawem have said, Get you faw fwom t-the WOWD: u-unto us 
is this wand given in p-possession. 

11:16 Thewefowe say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Awthough I have cast 
t-them faw off among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and awthough I have scattewed t-them 
among t-the countwies, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I be to t-them as a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe sanctuawy in 
t-the countwies whewe they shaww come. 

11:17 Thewefowe say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww even gathew you 
fwom t-the p-peopwe, and assembwe you out of t-the countwies whewe ye have 
b-been scattewed, and I wiww g-give you t-the wand of Iswaew. 

11:18 And they shaww come thithew, and they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
d-detestabwe things theweof and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations theweof fwom 
thence. 

11:19 And I wiww g-give t-them onye heawt, and I wiww put a nyew spiwit 
within you; and I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the stony heawt out of theiw f-fwesh, and 
wiww g-give t-them an heawt of fwesh: 11:20 That they may wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-statutes, and keep minye owdinyances, and (^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: and they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
p-peopwe, and I wiww be theiw God. 

11:21 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them whose heawt w-wawketh aftew t-the heawt of theiw 
d-detestabwe things and theiw abominyations, I wiww wecompense theiw w-way 
upon theiw own heads, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

11:22 T-Then did t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims wift up theiw w-wings, and t-the wheews 
beside t-them; and t-the gwowy of t-the God of Iswaew w-was o-ovew t-them above. 

1-11:23 And t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD went up fwom t-the m-midst of t-the city, 
and s-stood upon t-the mountain which is on t-the east side of t-the city. 

11:24 Aftewwawds t-the spiwit took m-me up, and b-bwought m-me in a vision by 
t-the Spiwit of God into Chawdea, to t-them of t-the captivity. S-So t-the 
vision that I h-had s-seen went up fwom me. 

11:25 T-Then I spake u-unto t-them of t-the captivity (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that t-the 
WOWD h-had shewed me. 

12:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD awso came u-unto me, s-saying, (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
t-thou dwewwest in t-the m-midst of a webewwious h-house, which have eyes to 
see, and s-see n-nyot; they have eaws to h-heaw, and h-heaw nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe a 
webewwious house. 

12:3 Thewefowe, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, p-pwepawe thee stuff (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wemoving, and 
w-wemove by day in theiw sight; and t-thou shawt w-wemove fwom thy pwace to 
anyothew pwace in theiw sight: it may be they wiww considew, t-though 
they be a webewwious house. 

12:4 T-Then shawt t-thou bwing fowth thy stuff by day in theiw s-sight, as 
stuff (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wemoving: and t-thou shawt go fowth a-at even in theiw s-sight, as 
they that go fowth into captivity. 

1-12:5 Dig t-thou thwough t-the waww in theiw s-sight, and cawwy out theweby. 

12:6 In theiw sight shawt t-thou beaw it upon thy shouwdews, and cawwy 
it fowth in t-the twiwight: t-thou shawt covew thy face, that t-thou s-see nyot 
t-the gwound: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have s-set thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto t-the house of Iswaew. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And I did so as I w-was commanded: I b-bwought fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stuff by day, 
as stuff (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-captivity, and in t-the even I digged thwough t-the waww with 
minye hand; I b-bwought it fowth in t-the twiwight, and I bawe it upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
shouwdew in theiw sight. 

12:8 And in t-the mownying came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto me, s-saying, 
12:9 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, hath nyot t-the house of I-Iswaew, t-the webewwious h-house, 
said u-unto thee, What doest thou? 12:10 Say t-thou u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD; This ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden concewnyeth t-the pwince in J-Jewusawem, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the house of Iswaew that awe among them. 

1-12:11 S-Say, I am youw sign: w-wike as I have donye, so shaww it be donye 
u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: they shaww w-wemove and go into captivity. 

12:12 And t-the pwince that is among t-them shaww beaw upon his shouwdew 
in t-the twiwight, and shaww go fowth: they shaww dig thwough t-the waww 
to cawwy out theweby: he shaww covew his face, that he s-see nyot t-the 
(^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound with his eyes. 

12:13 My nyet awso wiww I spwead upon him, and he shaww be taken in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
snyawe: and I wiww bwing him to Babywon to t-the wand of t-the Chawdeans; 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww he nyot s-see it, t-though he shaww die thewe. 

12:14 And I wiww scattew towawd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wind (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe about him to 
hewp him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bands; and I wiww d-dwaw out t-the s-swowd aftew them. 

1-12:15 And they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I shaww scattew 
t-them among t-the n-nyations, and dispewse t-them in t-the c-countwies. 

12:16 But I wiww weave a f-few men of t-them fwom t-the swowd, fwom t-the 
(≧◡≦) f-faminye, and fwom t-the p-pestiwence; that they may decwawe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
abominyations among t-the heathen whithew they come; and they shaww knyow 
that I am t-the WOWD. 

12:17 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to me, s-saying, (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 S-Son of 
^.^ m-man, e-eat thy bwead with quaking, and dwink thy w-watew with twembwing 
and with cawefuwnyess; 12:19 And say u-unto t-the peopwe of t-the wand, T-Thus 
saith t-the Wowd GOD of t-the i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, and of t-the wand of 
I-Iswaew; They shaww e-eat theiw bwead with cawefuwnyess, and dwink theiw 
w-watew with astonyishment, that hew wand may be desowate fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
is thewein, because of t-the viowence of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that dweww thewein. 

12:20 And t-the c-cities that awe (✧ω✧) i-inhabited shaww be w-waid waste, and t-the 
wand shaww be d-desowate; and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

1-12:21 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 12:22 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
what is that pwovewb that ye have in t-the wand of I-Iswaew, s-saying, The 
days awe p-pwowonged, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy vision faiweth? 12:23 Teww t-them 
thewefowe, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww make this pwovewb to cease, 
and they shaww nyo mowe use it as a pwovewb in I-Iswaew; but say u-unto 
t-them, The days awe a-at hand, and t-the effect of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy vision. 

12:24 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo mowe any vain vision (=`ω´=) n-nyow fwattewing 
divinyation within t-the house of Iswaew. 

12:25 Fow I am t-the WOWD: I wiww speak, and t-the wowd that I shaww speak 
shaww come to pass; it shaww be nyo mowe pwowonged: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in youw days, O-O 
webewwious h-house, wiww I say t-the wowd, and wiww pewfowm it, saith t-the 
Wowd G-GOD. 

12:26 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to me, (☆▽☆) s-saying. 

12:27 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, b-behowd, they of t-the house of Iswaew say, The vision 
that he seeth is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many days to come, and he pwophesieth of t-the 
times that awe faw off. 

12:28 Thewefowe say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Thewe shaww 
nyonye of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds be pwowonged any m-mowe, but t-the wowd which I have 
spoken shaww be donye, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

13:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 13:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-the pwophets of Iswaew that pwophesy, and say t-thou 
u-unto t-them that ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy out of theiw own heawts, Heaw ye t-the wowd of 
t-the WOWD; 13:3 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Woe u-unto t-the foowish pwophets, 
that fowwow theiw own spiwit, and have s-seen nyothing! 13:4 O-O I-Iswaew, 
thy pwophets awe w-wike t-the foxes in t-the desewts. 

13:5 Ye have nyot gonye up into t-the g-gaps, nyeithew m-made up t-the h-hedge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the house of Iswaew to stand in t-the battwe in t-the day of t-the WOWD. 

13:6 They have s-seen vanyity and wying d-divinyation, s-saying, The WOWD 
s-saith: and t-the WOWD hath nyot sent (=`ω´=) t-them: and they have m-made othews to 
hope that they w-wouwd ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm t-the wowd. 

13:7 H-Have ye nyot s-seen a vain vision, and have ye nyot spoken a wying 
d-divinyation, w-wheweas ye say, The WOWD saith it; a-awbeit I have nyot 
o(>< )o s-spoken? 13:8 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have 
spoken v-vanyity, and s-seen w-wies, thewefowe, b-behowd, I am against y-you, 
saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

13:9 And minye hand shaww be upon t-the pwophets that s-see v-vanyity, and 
that divinye wies: they shaww nyot be in t-the assembwy of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, 
nyeithew shaww they be wwitten in t-the w-wwiting of t-the house of I-Iswaew, 
nyeithew shaww they entew into t-the wand of I-Iswaew; and ye shaww knyow 
that I am t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

1-13:10 Because, even because they have s-seduced o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, s-saying, 
Peace; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo peace; and onye b-buiwt up a waww, and, wo, 
othews daubed it with untempewed m-mowtew: 1-13:11 Say u-unto t-them which 
daub it with untempewed mowtew, that it shaww faww: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be an 
ovewfwowing showew; and ye, O-O gweat haiwstonyes, shaww f-faww; and a 
stowmy wind shaww w-wend it. 

13:12 Wo, when t-the waww is ^.^ f-fawwen, shaww it nyot be said u-unto y-you, 
Whewe is t-the daubing whewewith ye have daubed it? 13:13 Thewefowe 
thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww even w-wend it with a stowmy wind in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fuwy; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be an ovewfwowing showew in minye angew, and 
gweat haiwstonyes in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy to consume it. 

13:14 S-So wiww I bweak down t-the waww that ye have daubed with 
untempewed mowtew, and bwing it down to t-the g-gwound, so that t-the 
f-foundation theweof shaww be discovewed, and it shaww faww, and ye 
shaww be consumed in t-the m-midst theweof: and ye shaww knyow that I am 
t-the WOWD. 

13:15 T-Thus wiww I accompwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath upon t-the waww, and upon t-them 
that have daubed it with untempewed mowtew, and wiww say u-unto y-you, The 
waww is nyo m-mowe, nyeithew they that daubed it; 1-13:16 To wit, t-the 
pwophets of Iswaew which ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy c-concewnying J-Jewusawem, and which s-see 
visions of peace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo p-peace, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

13:17 Wikewise, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, s-set thy f-face against t-the daughtews of 
thy p-peopwe, which ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy out of theiw own heawt; and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy t-thou 
against t-them, 13:18 And say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Woe to t-the w-women 
that (*・ω・)ﾉ s-sew piwwows to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awmhowes, and make kewchiefs upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy statuwe to hunt souws! W-Wiww ye hunt t-the s-souws of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and 
wiww ye s-save t-the s-souws a-awive that come u-unto y-you? 13:19 And wiww ye 
powwute m-me among o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow handfuws of bawwey and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pieces of 
bwead, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the s-souws that shouwd nyot die, and to s-save t-the s-souws 
a-awive that shouwd nyot wive, by youw wying to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe that h-heaw youw 
wies? 1-13:20 Whewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I am against 
youw piwwows, whewewith ye (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hunt t-the s-souws to make t-them fwy, and 
I wiww teaw t-them fwom youw awms, and wiww wet t-the s-souws go, even t-the 
s-souws that ye hunt to make t-them fwy. 

13:21 Youw kewchiefs awso wiww I teaw, and d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe out of 
youw hand, and they shaww be nyo mowe in youw hand to be hunted; and ye 
shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

13:22 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because with wies ye have m-made t-the heawt of t-the wighteous sad, 
whom I have nyot m-made sad; and stwengthenyed t-the h-hands of t-the w-wicked, 
that he shouwd nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom his wicked way, by pwomising him wife: 
13:23 Thewefowe ye shaww s-see nyo mowe v-vanyity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow divinye divinyations: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe out of youw hand: and ye shaww knyow that 
I am t-the WOWD. 

14:1 T-Then came c-cewtain of t-the ewdews of Iswaew u-unto me, and sat befowe 
me. 

14:2 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 14:3 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
these men have s-set up theiw idows in theiw heawt, and put t-the 
stumbwingbwock of theiw i-inyiquity befowe theiw f-face: shouwd I be 
enquiwed of a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww by them? 14:4 Thewefowe speak u-unto t-them, and say 
u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Evewy man of t-the house of Iswaew 
that setteth up his idows in his heawt, and putteth t-the stumbwingbwock 
of his i-inyiquity befowe his face, and cometh to t-the pwophet; I t-the WOWD 
wiww answew him that cometh a-accowding to t-the muwtitude of his idows; 
1-14:5 That I may o(>ω<)o t-take t-the house of Iswaew in theiw own heawt, because 
they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww estwanged fwom m-me thwough theiw idows. 

14:6 Thewefowe say u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; 
Wepent, and tuwn youwsewves fwom youw idows; and tuwn away youw faces 
fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw abominyations. 

14:7 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-the house of I-Iswaew, ow of t-the stwangew that 
s-sojouwnyeth in I-Iswaew, which sepawateth himsewf fwom me, and setteth up 
his idows in his heawt, and putteth t-the stumbwingbwock of his i-inyiquity 
befowe his face, and cometh to a pwophet to enquiwe of him c-concewnying 
m-me; I t-the WOWD wiww answew him by mysewf: 14:8 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face 
against that ^.^ m-man, and wiww make him a (*´▽`*) s-sign and a pwovewb, and I wiww 
cut him off fwom t-the m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and ye shaww knyow that I am 
t-the WOWD. 

14:9 And if t-the pwophet be d-deceived when he hath spoken a thing, I t-the 
WOWD have d-deceived that pwophet, and I wiww s-stwetch out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand upon 
him, and wiww d-destwoy him fwom t-the m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew. 

14:10 And they shaww beaw t-the punyishment of theiw i-inyiquity: t-the 
punyishment of t-the pwophet shaww be even as t-the punyishment of him that 
seeketh u-unto h-him; 14:11 That t-the house of Iswaew may go nyo mowe ( ~*-*)~ a-astway 
fwom me, nyeithew be powwuted any mowe with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw twansgwessions; 
but that they may be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I may be theiw G-God, saith t-the Wowd 
G-GOD. 

1-14:12 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again to me, s-saying, 14:13 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
when t-the wand ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth against m-me by t-twespassing gwievouswy, t-then wiww 
I s-stwetch out minye hand upon it, and wiww bweak t-the s-staff of t-the bwead 
t-theweof, and wiww send faminye upon it, and wiww cut off man and beast 
fwom i-it: 14:14 Though these thwee men, Nyoah, Danyiew, and Job, wewe in 
it, they shouwd d-dewivew but theiw own s-souws by theiw wighteousnyess, 
saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

1-14:15 If I c-cause nyoisome b-beasts to pass thwough t-the wand, and they 
spoiw it, so that it be d-desowate, that nyo man may pass thwough because 
of t-the beasts: 14:16 Though these thwee men wewe in it, as I wive, 
saith t-the Wowd GOD, they shaww d-dewivew nyeithew sons (=`ω´=) n-nyow daughtews; 
they onwy shaww be dewivewed, but t-the wand shaww be >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

14:17 Ow if I bwing a s-swowd upon that wand, and say, S-Swowd, go thwough 
t-the wand; so that I cut off man and beast fwom i-it: (x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 Though these 
thwee men wewe in it, as I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, they shaww 
d-dewivew nyeithew sons (=`ω´=) n-nyow (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, but they onwy shaww be dewivewed 
themsewves. 

1-14:19 Ow if I send a pestiwence into that wand, and p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy 
upon it in bwood, to cut off fwom it man and beast: ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 Though Nyoah, 
Danyiew, and J-Job wewe in it, as I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, they shaww 
d-dewivew nyeithew son (=`ω´=) n-nyow d-daughtew; they shaww but d-dewivew theiw own 
s-souws by theiw ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

1-14:21 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; How m-much mowe when I send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fouw 
sowe judgments upon J-Jewusawem, t-the swowd, and t-the (≧◡≦) f-faminye, and t-the 
nyoisome beast, and t-the pestiwence, to cut off fwom it man and beast? 
14:22 Yet, b-behowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww be weft a wemnyant that shaww be 
b-bwought fowth, both sons and daughtews: b-behowd, they shaww come fowth 
u-unto y-you, and ye shaww s-see theiw w-way and theiw doings: and ye shaww be 
c-comfowted c-concewnying t-the eviw that I have b-bwought upon J-Jewusawem, even 
c-concewnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I have b-bwought upon it. 

14:23 And they shaww comfowt y-you, when ye s-see theiw ways and theiw 
doings: and ye shaww knyow that I have nyot donye without c-cause (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
I have donye in it, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

15:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
what is t-the vinye twee mowe than any twee, ow than a bwanch which is 
among t-the twees of t-the fowest? 1-15:3 Shaww w-wood be taken theweof to (^-^*)/ d-do 
any wowk? ow wiww men o(>ω<)o t-take a pin of it to h-hang any vessew t-theweon? 
:3 1-15:4 Behowd, it is cast into t-the fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fuew; t-the fiwe devouweth 
both t-the ends of it, and t-the m-midst of it is buwnyed. Is it meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any 
wowk? 1-15:5 Behowd, when it w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-whowe, it w-was meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo wowk: how 
m-much w-wess shaww it be meet (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any wowk, when t-the fiwe hath 
devouwed it, and it is buwnyed? 15:6 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd 
G-GOD; As t-the vinye twee among t-the twees of t-the f-fowest, which I have 
given to t-the fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fuew, so wiww I g-give t-the i-inhabitants of 
Jewusawem. 

15:7 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against t-them; they shaww go out fwom onye 
f-fiwe, and anyothew fiwe shaww devouw t-them; and ye shaww knyow that I am 
t-the WOWD, when I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face against them. 

15:8 And I wiww make t-the wand d-desowate, because they have committed a 
twespass, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

16:1 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 16:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
c-cause Jewusawem to knyow hew abominyations, 16:3 And say, T-Thus saith t-the 
Wowd GOD u-unto Jewusawem; Thy biwth and thy nyativity is of t-the wand of 
Canyaan; thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was an Amowite, and thy mothew an H-Hittite. 

16:4 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy nyativity, in t-the day t-thou wast bown thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *shuffles closer* n-nyavew w-was 
nyot cut, nyeithew wast t-thou washed in w-watew to suppwe thee; t-thou wast 
nyot sawted a-at a-aww, (=`ω´=) n-nyow swaddwed a-at aww. 

16:5 N-Nyonye eye p-pitied thee, to (^-^*)/ d-do any of these u-unto thee, to have 
compassion upon thee; but t-thou wast cast out in t-the open fiewd, to t-the 
w-wothing of thy (・_・ヾ p-pewson, in t-the day that t-thou wast bown. 

1-16:6 And when I passed by thee, and saw thee powwuted in thinye own 
bwood, I said u-unto thee when t-thou wast in thy bwood, Wive; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I said 
u-unto thee when t-thou wast in thy bwood, Wive. 

16:7 I have caused thee to m-muwtipwy as t-the bud of t-the fiewd, and t-thou 
hast incweased and waxen g-gweat, and t-thou awt come to excewwent 
ownyaments: thy b-bweasts awe f-fashionyed, and thinye haiw is gwown, w-wheweas 
t-thou wast nyaked and bawe. 

16:8 Nyow when I passed by thee, and wooked upon thee, b-behowd, thy time 
w-was t-the time of wove; and I spwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my skiwt o-ovew thee, and covewed thy 
n-nyakednyess: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I swawe u-unto thee, and entewed into a c-covenyant with 
thee, saith t-the Wowd GOD, and t-thou becamest minye. 

1-16:9 T-Then washed I thee with watew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I thwoughwy washed away thy 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood fwom thee, and I anyointed thee with oiw. 

1-16:10 I cwothed thee awso with bwoidewed wowk, and shod thee with 
badgews' s-skin, and I giwded thee about with finye winyen, and I covewed 
thee with s-siwk. 

16:11 I decked thee awso with (✧∀✧)/ o-ownyaments, and I put bwacewets upon thy 
hands, and a chain on thy nyeck. 

1-16:12 And I put a j-jewew on thy fowehead, and eawwings in thinye eaws, 
and a beautifuw cwown upon thinye head. 

16:13 T-Thus wast t-thou decked with gowd and s-siwvew; and thy waiment w-was 
of finye winyen, and siwk, and bwoidewed wowk; t-thou didst e-eat finye 
fwouw, and honyey, and oiw: and t-thou wast exceeding beautifuw, and t-thou 
didst p-pwospew into a (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

1-16:14 And thy wenyown went fowth among t-the heathen (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy beauty: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
it w-was pewfect thwough o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my comewinyess, which I h-had put upon thee, saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

xDD 1-16:15 But t-thou didst t-twust in thinye own beauty, and pwayedst t-the 
hawwot because of thy wenyown, and pouwedst out thy fownyications on 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that passed by; his it was. 

16:16 And of thy gawments t-thou didst take, and deckedst thy high 
pwaces with divews cowouws, and pwayedst t-the hawwot theweupon: t-the 
w-wike things shaww nyot come, nyeithew shaww it be so. 

1-16:17 T-Thou hast awso taken thy f-faiw jewews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gowd and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-siwvew, which I h-had given thee, and madest to t-thysewf images of men, 
and didst commit w-whowedom with t-them, 1-16:18 And \(★ω★)/ t-tookest thy bwoidewed 
gawments, and c-covewedst (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-thou hast s-set minye oiw and minye 
i-incense befowe them. 

16:19 My meat awso which I gave thee, finye fwouw, and oiw, and honyey, 
whewewith I fed thee, t-thou hast even s-set it befowe t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweet 
s-savouw: and thus it was, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

16:20 Moweovew t-thou hast taken thy sons and thy (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, whom t-thou 
hast (￣ω￣) b-bownye u-unto me, and these hast t-thou sacwificed u-unto t-them to be 
devouwed. Is this of thy whowedoms a smaww mattew, 16:21 That t-thou 
hast s-swain o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen, and dewivewed t-them to c-cause t-them to pass 
thwough t-the fiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them? 16:22 And in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye abominyations and 
thy whowedoms t-thou hast nyot wemembewed t-the days of thy youth, when 
t-thou wast nyaked and bawe, and wast powwuted in thy bwood. 

1-16:23 And it came to pass aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wickednyess, (woe, (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto 
thee! saith t-the WOWD GOD;) 16:24 That t-thou hast awso b-buiwt u-unto thee 
an (O.O) e-eminyent pwace, and hast m-made thee an high pwace in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stweet. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 T-Thou hast b-buiwt thy high pwace a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the way, and 
hast m-made thy b-beauty to be abhowwed, and hast openyed thy feet to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye that passed by, and m-muwtipwied thy whowedoms. 

16:26 T-Thou hast awso committed fownyication with t-the Egyptians thy 
nyeighbouws, gweat of fwesh; and hast incweased thy whowedoms, to 
pwovoke m-me to angew. 

16:27 Behowd, thewefowe I have stwetched out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand o-ovew thee, and 
have diminyished thinye owdinyawy food, and dewivewed thee u-unto t-the wiww 
of t-them that hate thee, t-the daughtews of t-the Phiwistinyes, which awe 
a-ashamed of thy wewd way. 

1-16:28 T-Thou hast pwayed t-the whowe awso with t-the Assywians, because t-thou 
wast unsatiabwe; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou hast pwayed t-the hawwot with t-them, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
(＾▽＾') c-couwdest nyot be s-satisfied. 

16:29 T-Thou hast moweovew m-muwtipwied thy fownyication in t-the wand of 
Canyaan u-unto Chawdea; and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou wast nyot satisfied thewewith. 

16:30 How weak is thinye heawt, saith t-the WOWD GOD, seeing t-thou doest 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, t-the wowk of an impewious whowish woman; 16:31 In 
that t-thou b-buiwdest thinye (O.O) e-eminyent pwace in t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy way, and 
makest thinye high pwace in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stweet; and hast nyot b-been as an 
h-hawwot, in that t-thou s-scownyest h-hiwe; 16:32 But as a wife that 
committeth a-aduwtewy, which taketh stwangews instead of hew husband! 
1-16:33 They g-give gifts to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-whowes: but t-thou (*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest thy gifts to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thy w-wovews, and hiwest t-them, that they may come u-unto thee on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
side (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy whowedom. 

16:34 And t-the contwawy is in thee fwom othew w-women in thy whowedoms, 
w-wheweas nyonye fowwoweth thee to commit w-whowedoms: and in that t-thou 
(*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest a wewawd, and nyo wewawd is given u-unto thee, thewefowe t-thou awt 
contwawy. 

16:35 Whewefowe, O-O h-hawwot, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD: 16:36 T-Thus saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thy fiwthinyess w-was pouwed (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and thy nyakednyess 
d-discovewed thwough thy whowedoms with thy w-wovews, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
idows of thy abominyations, and by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of thy c-chiwdwen, which 
t-thou didst g-give u-unto t-them; 16:37 Behowd, thewefowe I wiww gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thy w-wovews, with whom t-thou hast taken p-pweasuwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that t-thou 
hast woved, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that t-thou hast hated; I wiww even gathew 
t-them (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about against thee, and wiww discovew thy nyakednyess u-unto 
t-them, that they may s-see (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy nyakednyess. 

1-16:38 And I wiww j-judge thee, as w-women that bweak wedwock and shed 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood awe judged; and I wiww g-give thee ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood in fuwy and jeawousy. 

16:39 And I wiww awso g-give thee into theiw hand, and they shaww thwow 
down thinye (O.O) e-eminyent pwace, and shaww bweak down thy high pwaces: they 
shaww s-stwip thee awso of thy cwothes, and shaww o(>ω<)o t-take thy f-faiw (♡°▽°♡) j-jewews, 
and weave thee nyaked and bawe. 

＼(≧▽≦)／ 1-16:40 They shaww awso bwing up a company against thee, and they shaww 
stonye thee with stonyes, and thwust thee thwough with theiw swowds. 

1-16:41 And they shaww buwn thinye houses with f-fiwe, and execute 
judgments upon thee in t-the sight of many (-ω-、) w-women: and I wiww c-cause thee 
to cease fwom pwaying t-the h-hawwot, and t-thou awso shawt g-give nyo h-hiwe any 
mowe. 

16:42 S-So wiww I make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy towawd thee to west, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy 
shaww depawt fwom thee, and I wiww be quiet, and wiww be nyo mowe 
angwy. 

1-16:43 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast nyot wemembewed t-the days of thy youth, but hast 
fwetted m-me in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things; b-behowd, thewefowe I awso wiww 
wecompense thy w-way upon thinye head, saith t-the Wowd GOD: and t-thou shawt 
nyot commit this wewdnyess a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye abominyations. 

16:44 Behowd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that useth p-pwovewbs shaww use this pwovewb 
against thee, s-saying, As is t-the mothew, so is hew daughtew. 

16:45 T-Thou awt thy (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's d-daughtew, that w-wotheth hew h-husband and hew 
chiwdwen; and t-thou awt t-the s-sistew of thy sistews, which wothed theiw 
husbands and theiw chiwdwen: youw mothew w-was an Hittite, and youw 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew an Amowite. 

16:46 And thinye ewdew s-sistew is S-Samawia, she and hew daughtews that 
dweww a-at thy weft hand: and thy youngew sistew, that d-dwewweth a-at thy 
wight hand, is Sodom and hew daughtews. 

16:47 Y-Yet hast t-thou nyot wawked aftew theiw ways, (=`ω´=) n-nyow donye aftew theiw 
abominyations: but, as if that wewe a vewy ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe thing, t-thou wast 
c-cowwupted mowe than they in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy w-ways. 

1-16:48 As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, Sodom thy s-sistew hath nyot donye, 
she (=`ω´=) n-nyow hew (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, as t-thou hast donye, t-thou and thy daughtews. 

16:49 Behowd, this w-was t-the i-inyiquity of thy s-sistew Sodom, pwide, 
fuwnyess of bwead, and a-abundance of idwenyess w-was in hew and in hew 
(　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, nyeithew did she stwengthen t-the hand of t-the poow and nyeedy. 

1-16:50 And they wewe haughty, and committed a-abominyation befowe me: 
thewefowe I took t-them away as I saw good. 

16:51 N-Nyeithew hath Samawia committed hawf of thy sins; but t-thou hast 
m-muwtipwied thinye abominyations mowe than they, and hast j-justified thy 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *moans* s-sistews in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye abominyations which t-thou hast donye. 

16:52 T-Thou awso, which hast judged thy sistews, beaw thinye own shame 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy s-sins that t-thou hast committed mowe abominyabwe than they: they 
awe mowe wighteous than thou: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, be t-thou confounded awso, and beaw 
thy shame, in that t-thou hast j-justified thy sistews. 

16:53 When I shaww bwing again theiw c-captivity, t-the captivity of Sodom 
and hew (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and t-the captivity of Samawia and hew (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, 
t-then wiww I bwing again t-the captivity of thy captives in t-the m-midst of 
(=`ω´=) t-them: 16:54 That t-thou mayest beaw thinye own shame, and mayest be 
confounded in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast donye, in that t-thou awt a comfowt u-unto 
them. 

16:55 When thy sistews, Sodom and hew (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to theiw 
f-fowmew estate, and Samawia and hew daughtews shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to theiw 
f-fowmew estate, t-then t-thou and thy daughtews shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to youw f-fowmew 
(o^ ^o) e-estate. 

16:56 Fow thy s-sistew Sodom w-was nyot m-mentionyed by thy mouth in t-the day 
of thy pwide, 16:57 Befowe thy w-wickednyess w-was discovewed, as a-at t-the 
time of thy wepwoach of t-the daughtews of Sywia, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about hew, t-the daughtews of t-the Phiwistinyes, which despise thee (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about. 

16:58 T-Thou hast (￣ω￣) b-bownye thy wewdnyess and thinye abominyations, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

16:59 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww even d-deaw with thee as t-thou 
hast donye, which hast (>_<) d-despised t-the o-oath in bweaking t-the covenyant. 

16:60 Nyevewthewess I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with thee in t-the days 
of thy youth, and I wiww estabwish u-unto thee an evewwasting covenyant. 

16:61 T-Then t-thou shawt (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew thy ways, and be a-ashamed, when t-thou 
shawt weceive thy sistews, thinye ewdew and thy youngew: and I wiww 
g-give t-them u-unto thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, but nyot by thy covenyant. 

16:62 And I wiww estabwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant with thee; and t-thou shawt knyow 
that I am t-the WOWD: 16:63 That t-thou mayest wemembew, and be 
confounded, and nyevew open thy mouth any mowe because of thy shame, 
when I am pacified towawd thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou hast donye, saith t-the 
Wowd G-GOD. 

17:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 17:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
put fowth a widdwe, and speak a pawabwe u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew; 17:3 
And say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; A-A gweat eagwe with gweat w-wings, 
wongwinged, f-fuww of f-feathews, which h-had divews cowouws, came u-unto 
Webanyon, and took t-the highest bwanch of t-the cedaw: 17:4 He cwopped off 
t-the top of his young twigs, and cawwied it into a wand of twaffick; he 
s-set it in a city of mewchants. 

17:5 He took awso of t-the seed of t-the wand, and pwanted it in a 
f-fwuitfuw fiewd; he pwaced it by gweat w-watews, and s-set it as a wiwwow 
t-twee. 

17:6 And it gwew, and became a spweading vinye of (T_T) *cries* w-wow statuwe, whose 
bwanches (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed towawd him, and t-the woots theweof wewe undew him: so 
it became a vinye, and b-bwought fowth bwanches, and shot fowth spwigs. 

17:7 Thewe w-was awso anyothew gweat eagwe with gweat w-wings and many 
f-feathews: and, b-behowd, this vinye did bend hew woots towawd him, and 
shot fowth hew bwanches towawd him, that he m-might w-watew it by t-the 
fuwwows of hew p-pwantation. 

1-17:8 I-It w-was pwanted in a g-good soiw by gweat w-watews, that it m-might 
bwing fowth bwanches, and that it m-might beaw f-fwuit, that it m-might be a 
goodwy vinye. 

17:9 Say thou, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Shaww it pwospew? shaww he nyot 
puww up t-the woots t-theweof, and cut off t-the fwuit t-theweof, that it 
w-withew? it shaww withew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the weaves of hew spwing, even without 
gweat p-powew ow many peopwe to pwuck it up by t-the woots t-theweof. 

17:10 Yea, b-behowd, being pwanted, shaww it pwospew? shaww it nyot 
u-uttewwy withew, when t-the east wind toucheth it? it shaww withew in t-the 
fuwwows whewe it gwew. 

17:11 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 17:12 Say 
nyow to t-the webewwious h-house, K-Knyow ye nyot what these things mean? teww 
t-them, Behowd, t-the king of Babywon is come to J-Jewusawem, and hath taken 
t-the king t-theweof, and t-the pwinces t-theweof, and w-wed t-them with him to 
(´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 17:13 And hath taken of t-the king's seed, and m-made a c-covenyant 
with him, and hath taken an o-oath of him: he hath awso taken t-the mighty 
of t-the wand: 17:14 That t-the kingdom m-might be b-base, that it m-might nyot 
wift itsewf up, but that by keeping of his c-covenyant it m-might stand. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 But he webewwed against him in sending his (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows into 
Egypt, that they m-might g-give him howses and m-much peopwe. Shaww he 
pwospew? shaww he escape that doeth such (o^▽^o) t-things? ow shaww he bweak t-the 
c-covenyant, and be dewivewed? 17:16 As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, 
suwewy in t-the pwace whewe t-the king d-dwewweth that m-made him king, whose 
o-oath he d-despised, and whose c-covenyant he bwake, even with him in t-the 
m-midst of Babywon he shaww die. 

17:17 N-Nyeithew shaww Phawaoh with his mighty awmy and gweat company 
make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him in t-the waw, by c-casting up mounts, and buiwding fowts, to 
cut off many pewsons: 17:18 Seeing he (>_<) d-despised t-the o-oath by bweaking 
t-the c-covenyant, when, wo, he h-had given his hand, and hath donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
things, he shaww nyot escape. 

17:19 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; As I wive, suwewy minye o-oath 
that he hath d-despised, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant that he hath bwoken, even it 
wiww I wecompense upon his own head. 

17:20 And I wiww spwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyet upon him, and he shaww be taken in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
snyawe, and I wiww bwing him to Babywon, and wiww pwead with him (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his twespass that he hath twespassed against me. 

17:21 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fugitives with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bands shaww faww by t-the 
swowd, and they that wemain shaww be scattewed towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww winds: and 
ye shaww knyow that I t-the WOWD have spoken it. 

17:22 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww awso o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the highest bwanch 
of t-the high c-cedaw, and wiww s-set it; I wiww cwop off fwom t-the top of 
his young twigs a tendew o-onye, and wiww pwant it upon an high mountain 
and eminyent: 17:23 In t-the mountain of t-the height of Iswaew wiww I 
pwant i-it: and it shaww bwing fowth boughs, and beaw f-fwuit, and be a 
goodwy cedaw: and undew it shaww dweww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww foww of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wing; in t-the 
shadow of t-the bwanches theweof shaww they dweww. 

17:24 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of t-the fiewd shaww knyow that I t-the WOWD have 
b-bwought down t-the high twee, have exawted t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow twee, have dwied up 
t-the gween twee, and have m-made t-the dwy twee to fwouwish: I t-the WOWD 
have spoken and have donye it. 

18:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto m-me again, s-saying, 18:2 What mean 
ye, that ye use this pwovewb c-concewnying t-the wand of I-Iswaew, s-saying, 
The f-fathews have eaten s-souw g-gwapes, and t-the c-chiwdwen's t-teeth awe s-set 
on e-edge? 18:3 As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, ye shaww nyot have 
occasion any mowe to use this pwovewb in Iswaew. 

18:4 Behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-souws awe minye; as t-the souw of t-the fathew, so awso 
t-the souw of t-the son is minye: t-the souw that sinnyeth, it shaww die. 

18:5 But if a man be just, and (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wawfuw and (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, 18:6 
And hath nyot eaten upon t-the mountains, nyeithew hath w-wifted up his eyes 
to t-the idows of t-the house of I-Iswaew, nyeithew hath defiwed his 
nyeighbouw's wife, nyeithew hath come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to a menstwuous woman, 18:7 
And hath nyot oppwessed any, but hath westowed to t-the d-debtow his 
pwedge, hath spoiwed nyonye by viowence, hath given his bwead to t-the 
hungwy, and hath covewed t-the nyaked with a gawment; 18:8 He that hath 
nyot given fowth upon usuwy, nyeithew hath taken any incwease, that hath 
withdwawn his hand fwom inyiquity, hath executed twue j-judgment b-between 
man and ^.^ m-man, 18:9 Hath wawked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and hath kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
judgments, to d-deaw twuwy; he is just, he shaww suwewy wive, saith t-the 
Wowd G-GOD. 

18:10 If he beget a son that is a wobbew, a sheddew of bwood, and that 
doeth t-the w-wike to any onye of these things, 1-18:11 And that doeth nyot 
any of those duties, but even hath eaten upon t-the mountains, and 
defiwed his nyeighbouw's wife, 18:12 Hath oppwessed t-the poow and nyeedy, 
hath spoiwed by viowence, hath nyot westowed t-the pwedge, and hath 
w-wifted up his eyes to t-the idows, hath committed abominyation, 18:13 
Hath given fowth upon usuwy, and hath taken incwease: shaww he t-then 
w-wive? he shaww nyot w-wive: he hath donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these abominyations; he shaww 
suwewy die; his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon h-him. 

18:14 Nyow, wo, if he beget a son, that seeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his fathew's s-sins 
which he hath donye, and consideweth, and doeth nyot such >_> w-wike, 18:15 
That hath nyot eaten upon t-the mountains, nyeithew hath w-wifted up his 
eyes to t-the idows of t-the house of I-Iswaew, hath nyot defiwed his 
nyeighbouw's wife, 18:16 N-Nyeithew hath oppwessed any, hath nyot 
withhowden t-the pwedge, nyeithew hath spoiwed by viowence, but hath 
given his bwead to t-the hungwy, and hath covewed t-the nyaked with a 
gawment, 18:17 That hath taken off his hand fwom t-the poow, that hath 
nyot weceived u-usuwy (=`ω´=) n-nyow incwease, hath executed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, hath 
wawked in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes; he shaww nyot die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the i-inyiquity of his 
fathew, he shaww suwewy w-wive. 

18:18 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his fathew, because he cwuewwy oppwessed, spoiwed his 
b-bwothew by viowence, and did that which is nyot g-good among his p-peopwe, 
wo, even he shaww die in his inyiquity. 

18:19 Y-Yet say ye, Why? doth nyot t-the son beaw t-the i-inyiquity of t-the 
f-fathew? When t-the son hath donye that which is wawfuw and (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, and 
hath kept (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and hath donye t-them, he shaww suwewy w-wive. 

18:20 The souw that sinnyeth, it shaww die. The son shaww nyot beaw t-the 
i-inyiquity of t-the fathew, nyeithew shaww t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew beaw t-the i-inyiquity of 
t-the son: t-the wighteousnyess of t-the wighteous shaww be upon him, and t-the 
w-wickednyess of t-the wicked shaww be upon h-him. 

1-18:21 But if t-the wicked wiww tuwn fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his s-sins that he hath 
committed, and keep (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wawfuw and 
(=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, he shaww suwewy wive, he shaww nyot die. 

18:22 Aww his twansgwessions that he hath committed, they shaww nyot be 
m-mentionyed u-unto him: in his wighteousnyess that he hath donye he shaww 
w-wive. 

1-18:23 H-Have I any pweasuwe a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the wicked shouwd die? saith t-the 
Wowd GOD: and nyot that he shouwd (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom his ways, and w-wive? 
18:24 But when t-the wighteous tuwnyeth away fwom his wighteousnyess, and 
committeth inyiquity, and doeth a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the abominyations that 
t-the wicked man doeth, shaww he w-wive? Aww his wighteousnyess that he 
hath donye shaww nyot be m-mentionyed: in his twespass that he hath 
twespassed, and in his sin that he hath sinnyed, in t-them shaww he die. 

18:25 Y-Yet ye say, The w-way of t-the WOWD is nyot e-equaw. Heaw n-nyow, O-O house 
of I-Iswaew; Is nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way equaw? awe nyot youw ways unyequaw? 18:26 When 
a wighteous man tuwnyeth away fwom his wighteousnyess, and committeth 
inyiquity, and dieth in t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his i-inyiquity that he hath donye shaww 
he die. 

18:27 A-Again, when t-the wicked man tuwnyeth away fwom his w-wickednyess that 
he hath committed, and doeth that which is wawfuw and (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, he shaww 
s-save his souw awive. 

18:28 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he consideweth, and tuwnyeth away fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
twansgwessions that he hath committed, he shaww suwewy wive, he shaww 
nyot die. 

18:29 Y-Yet saith t-the house of I-Iswaew, The w-way of t-the WOWD is nyot e-equaw. 
O-O house of I-Iswaew, awe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways equaw? awe nyot youw ways unyequaw? 
18:30 Thewefowe I wiww j-judge y-you, O-O house of I-Iswaew, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
a-accowding to his ways, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. Wepent, and tuwn youwsewves 
fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw twansgwessions; so i-inyiquity shaww nyot be youw wuin. 

18:31 Cast away fwom you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw twansgwessions, wheweby ye have 
twansgwessed; and make you a nyew heawt and a nyew spiwit: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why wiww 
ye die, O-O house of I-Iswaew? (o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 Fow I have nyo pweasuwe in t-the death 
of him that dieth, saith t-the Wowd GOD: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe tuwn youwsewves, and 
wive OwO y-ye. 

19:1 Moweovew o(>ω<)o t-take t-thou up a wamentation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwinces of I-Iswaew, 
19:2 And say, What is thy mothew? A-A wionyess: she way down among wions, 
she n-nyouwished hew whewps among young wions. 

19:3 And she b-bwought up onye of hew whewps: it became a young wion, and 
it (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed to catch t-the pwey; it devouwed m-men. 

19:4 The nyations awso heawd of h-him; he w-was taken in theiw pit, and 
they b-bwought him with c-chains u-unto t-the wand of Egypt. 

19:5 Nyow when she saw that she h-had waited, and hew hope w-was w-wost, t-then 
she took anyothew of hew whewps, and m-made him a young wion. 

1-19:6 And he went up and down among t-the wions, he became a young wion, 
and (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed to catch t-the pwey, and devouwed m-men. 

19:7 And he knyew theiw desowate pawaces, and he w-waid waste theiw 
cities; and t-the wand w-was d-desowate, and t-the fuwnyess t-theweof, by t-the 
(＃`Д´) n-nyoise of his woawing. 

19:8 T-Then t-the nyations s-set against him on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side fwom t-the 
pwovinces, and spwead theiw nyet o-ovew him: he w-was taken in theiw pit. 

19:9 And they put him in wawd in chains, and b-bwought him to t-the king 
of |･ω･) B-Babywon: they b-bwought him into howds, that his voice shouwd nyo mowe 
be heawd upon t-the mountains of Iswaew. 

19:10 Thy mothew is w-wike a vinye in thy bwood, pwanted by t-the watews: 
she w-was f-fwuitfuw and f-fuww of bwanches by w-weason of many watews. 

1-19:11 And she h-had stwong (*^.^*) w-wods (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sceptwes of t-them that bawe wuwe, 
and hew statuwe w-was exawted among t-the thick bwanches, and she appeawed 
in hew height with t-the muwtitude of hew bwanches. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 But she w-was p-pwucked up in fuwy, she w-was cast down to t-the g-gwound, 
and t-the east wind dwied up hew fwuit: hew stwong (*^.^*) w-wods wewe bwoken and 
withewed; t-the fiwe consumed them. 

19:13 And nyow she is pwanted in t-the wiwdewnyess, in a dwy and thiwsty 
gwound. 

19:14 And fiwe is gonye out of a wod of hew bwanches, which hath 
devouwed hew f-fwuit, so that she hath nyo stwong wod to be a sceptwe to 
w-wuwe. This is a wamentation, and shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wamentation. 

20:1 And it came to pass in t-the seventh y-yeaw, in t-the fifth m-month, t-the 
(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the m-month, that c-cewtain of t-the ewdews of Iswaew came to 
enquiwe of t-the WOWD, and sat befowe me. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD u-unto me, s-saying, 20:3 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
speak u-unto t-the ewdews of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the 
Wowd G-GOD; Awe ye come to enquiwe of m-me? As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, 
I wiww nyot be enquiwed of by you. 

20:4 Wiwt t-thou j-judge t-them, son of ^.^ m-man, wiwt t-thou j-judge them? c-cause 
t-them to knyow t-the abominyations of theiw fathews: 20:5 And say u-unto 
t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; In t-the day when I chose I-Iswaew, and 
w-wifted up minye hand u-unto t-the seed of t-the house of Jacob, and m-made 
mysewf knyown u-unto t-them in t-the wand of Egypt, when I w-wifted up minye 
hand u-unto t-them, s-saying, I am t-the WOWD youw God; 20:6 In t-the day that I 
w-wifted up minye hand u-unto t-them, to bwing t-them fowth of t-the wand of 
Egypt into a wand that I h-had espied (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, fwowing with miwk and 
honyey, which is t-the gwowy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands: (✯◡✯) 2-20:7 T-Then said I u-unto t-them, 
Cast ye away {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the abominyations of his eyes, and defiwe nyot 
youwsewves with t-the idows of Egypt: I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

20:8 But they webewwed against me, and w-wouwd nyot heawken u-unto me: they 
did nyot {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man cast away t-the abominyations of theiw eyes, nyeithew 
did they fowsake t-the idows of Egypt: t-then I said, I wiww p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fuwy upon t-them, to accompwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my angew against t-them in t-the m-midst of 
t-the wand of Egypt. 

20:9 But I wwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake, that it shouwd nyot be powwuted 
befowe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, among whom they (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, in whose sight I m-made mysewf 
knyown u-unto t-them, in bwinging t-them fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt. 

20:10 Whewefowe I caused t-them to go fowth out of t-the wand of Egypt, 
and b-bwought t-them into t-the wiwdewnyess. 

2-20:11 And I gave t-them o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and shewed t-them o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, which 
if a man do, he shaww even wive in them. 

2-20:12 Moweovew awso I gave t-them o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths, to be a (*´▽`*) s-sign b-between m-me 
and t-them, that they m-might knyow that I am t-the WOWD that sanctify them. 

2-20:13 But t-the house of Iswaew webewwed against m-me in t-the wiwdewnyess: 
they wawked nyot in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and they (>_<) d-despised o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, which 
if a man do, he shaww even wive in t-them; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths they gweatwy 
powwuted: t-then I said, I w-wouwd p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon t-them in t-the 
wiwdewnyess, to consume them. 

2-20:14 But I wwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake, that it shouwd nyot be powwuted 
befowe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, in whose sight I b-bwought t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

2-20:15 Y-Yet awso I w-wifted up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand u-unto t-them in t-the wiwdewnyess, that I 
w-wouwd nyot bwing t-them into t-the wand which I h-had given t-them, fwowing 
with miwk and honyey, which is t-the gwowy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wands; 20:16 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because 
they (>_<) d-despised o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and wawked nyot in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, but 
powwuted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw heawt went aftew theiw idows. 

2-20:17 Nyevewthewess minye eye spawed t-them fwom destwoying t-them, nyeithew 
did I make an end of t-them in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

20:18 But I said u-unto theiw chiwdwen in t-the wiwdewnyess, Wawk ye nyot in 
t-the s-statutes of youw fathews, nyeithew o-obsewve theiw judgments, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
defiwe youwsewves with theiw (o･ω･o) i-idows: 2-20:19 I am t-the WOWD youw God; wawk 
in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-them; 20:20 And hawwow 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths; and they shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign b-between m-me and y-you, that ye may 
knyow that I am t-the WOWD youw God. 

20:21 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the chiwdwen webewwed against me: they wawked 
nyot in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, nyeithew kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments to (^-^*)/ d-do t-them, which if a 
man do, he shaww even wive in t-them; they powwuted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths: t-then I 
said, I w-wouwd p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon t-them, to accompwish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my angew 
against t-them in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

2-20:22 Nyevewthewess I w-withdwew minye hand, and wwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's 
sake, that it shouwd nyot be powwuted in t-the sight of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, in 
whose sight I b-bwought t-them f-fowth. 

20:23 I w-wifted up minye hand u-unto t-them awso in t-the wiwdewnyess, that I 
w-wouwd scattew t-them among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and dispewse t-them thwough t-the 
countwies; 20:24 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they h-had nyot executed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, but h-had 
(>_<) d-despised o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and h-had powwuted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths, and theiw eyes 
wewe aftew theiw f-fathews' idows. 

20:25 Whewefowe I gave t-them awso s-statutes that wewe nyot g-good, and 
judgments wheweby they shouwd nyot wive; 20:26 And I powwuted t-them in 
theiw own gifts, in that they caused to pass thwough t-the fiwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
openyeth t-the womb, that I m-might make t-them d-desowate, to t-the end that 
they m-might knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

2-20:27 Thewefowe, son of ^.^ m-man, speak u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew, and say 
u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Y-Yet in this youw f-fathews have 
bwasphemed me, in that they have committed a twespass against me. 

20:28 Fow when I h-had b-bwought t-them into t-the wand, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the which I 
w-wifted up minye hand to g-give it to t-them, t-then they saw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high h-hiww, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the thick twees, and they offewed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe theiw sacwifices, and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they pwesented t-the pwovocation of theiw o-offewing: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awso 
they m-made theiw sweet savouw, and pouwed out (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe theiw dwink 
offewings. 

20:29 T-Then I said u-unto t-them, What is t-the high pwace wheweunto ye go? 
And t-the nyame wheweof is cawwed Bamah u-unto this d-day. 

20:30 Whewefowe say u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; 
Awe ye powwuted aftew t-the m-mannyew of youw fathews? and commit ye 
w-whowedom aftew theiw abominyations? 2-20:31 Fow when ye offew youw 
gifts, when ye make youw sons to pass thwough t-the f-fiwe, ye powwute 
youwsewves with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw idows, even u-unto this day: and shaww I be 
enquiwed of by y-you, O-O house of I-Iswaew? As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, 
I wiww nyot be enquiwed of by you. 

20:32 And that which cometh into youw mind shaww nyot be a-at a-aww, that 
ye say, We wiww be as t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, as t-the famiwies of t-the countwies, 
to sewve w-wood and stonye. 

20:33 As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, suwewy with a mighty hand, and 
with a stwetched out awm, and with fuwy pouwed (* ^ ω ^) o-out, wiww I w-wuwe o-ovew 
you: 2-20:34 And I wiww bwing you out fwom t-the p-peopwe, and wiww gathew 
you out of t-the countwies whewein ye awe scattewed, with a mighty hand, 
and with a stwetched out awm, and with fuwy pouwed ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

20:35 And I wiww bwing you into t-the wiwdewnyess of t-the p-peopwe, and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I pwead with you f-face to (￣ω￣) f-face. 

20:36 Wike as I (＃￣ω￣) p-pweaded with youw f-fathews in t-the wiwdewnyess of t-the 
wand of Egypt, so wiww I pwead with y-you, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

20:37 And I wiww c-cause you to pass undew t-the wod, and I wiww bwing you 
into t-the bond of t-the covenyant: 20:38 And I wiww puwge out fwom among 
you t-the webews, and t-them that twansgwess against me: I wiww bwing t-them 
fowth out of t-the c-countwy whewe they sojouwn, and they shaww nyot entew 
into t-the wand of Iswaew: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

20:39 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, O-O house of I-Iswaew, thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Go ye, 
sewve ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his idows, and heweaftew awso, if ye wiww nyot 
heawken u-unto me: but powwute ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame nyo mowe with youw gifts, 
and with youw idows. 

(*^.^*) 2-20:40 Fow in minye h-howy mountain, in t-the mountain of t-the height of 
I-Iswaew, saith t-the Wowd GOD, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of I-Iswaew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
of t-them in t-the wand, sewve me: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I a-accept t-them, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
wiww I wequiwe youw offewings, and t-the fiwstfwuits of youw obwations, 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw h-howy things. 

20:41 I wiww a-accept you with youw sweet savouw, when I bwing you out 
fwom t-the p-peopwe, and gathew you out of t-the countwies whewein ye have 
b-been scattewed; and I wiww be sanctified in you befowe t-the heathen. 

20:42 And ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I shaww bwing you 
into t-the wand of I-Iswaew, into t-the c-countwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the which I w-wifted up 
minye hand to g-give it to youw fathews. 

20:43 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww ye (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew youw ways, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw doings, 
whewein ye have b-been defiwed; and ye shaww wothe youwsewves in youw 
own sight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw eviws that ye have committed. 

20:44 And ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD when I have wwought with 
you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake, nyot a-accowding to youw wicked ways, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
a-accowding to youw cowwupt doings, O-O ye house of I-Iswaew, saith t-the Wowd 
G-GOD. 

20:45 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 20:46 S-Son of 
^.^ m-man, s-set thy f-face towawd t-the south, and dwop thy wowd towawd t-the 
south, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-the fowest of t-the south fiewd; 2-20:47 And 
say to t-the fowest of t-the south, Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD; T-Thus saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww kindwe a fiwe in thee, and it shaww 
devouw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy gween twee in thee, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy dwy twee: t-the fwaming fwame 
shaww nyot be quenched, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faces fwom t-the south to t-the nyowth shaww 
be buwnyed thewein. 

20:48 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh shaww s-see that I t-the WOWD have kindwed i-it: it 
shaww nyot be quenched. 

20:49 T-Then said I, A-Ah Wowd G-GOD! they say of me, Doth he nyot speak 
p-pawabwes? 21:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 21:2 
S-Son of ^.^ m-man, s-set thy f-face towawd J-Jewusawem, and dwop thy wowd towawd 
t-the h-howy pwaces, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-the wand of I-Iswaew, 21:3 And say 
to t-the wand of I-Iswaew, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, I am against thee, 
and wiww d-dwaw fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd out of his (*・ω・)ﾉ s-sheath, and wiww cut off fwom 
thee t-the wighteous and t-the wicked. 

21:4 Seeing t-then that I wiww cut off fwom thee t-the wighteous and t-the 
w-wicked, thewefowe shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd go fowth out of his (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) s-sheath against 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh fwom t-the south to t-the n-nyowth: 21:5 That (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh may knyow 
that I t-the WOWD have dwawn fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd out of his sheath: it shaww 
nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn any mowe. 

2-21:6 Sigh thewefowe, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, with t-the bweaking of thy woins; 
and with bittewnyess sigh befowe theiw eyes. 

21:7 And it shaww be, when they say u-unto thee, Whewefowe sighest thou? 
that t-thou shawt a-answew, Fow t-the xDD t-tidings; because it cometh: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
heawt shaww mewt, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-hands shaww be feebwe, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy spiwit 
shaww faint, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww k-knyees shaww be weak as watew: b-behowd, it cometh, 
and shaww be b-bwought to pass, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

21:8 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 21:9 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
pwophesy, and say, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; S-Say, A-A swowd, a s-swowd is 
shawpenyed, and awso fuwbished: 21:10 I-It is shawpenyed to make a sowe 
s-swaughtew; it is fuwbished that it may gwittew: shouwd we t-then make 
m-miwth? it contemnyeth t-the wod of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, as {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-twee. 

21:11 And he hath given it to be fuwbished, that it may be handwed: 
this s-swowd is shawpenyed, and it is fuwbished, to g-give it into t-the hand 
of t-the swayew. 

21:12 Cwy and howw, son of man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww be upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, it 
shaww be upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of Iswaew: tewwows by w-weason of t-the 
s-swowd shaww be upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: smite thewefowe upon thy thigh. 

2-21:13 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because it is a t-twiaw, and what if t-the s-swowd c-contemn even t-the 
wod? it shaww be nyo m-mowe, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

21:14 T-Thou thewefowe, son of ^.^ m-man, pwophesy, and smite thinye h-hands 
togethew. and wet t-the s-swowd be doubwed t-the thiwd time, t-the s-swowd of 
t-the swain: it is t-the s-swowd of t-the gweat men that awe swain, which 
enteweth into theiw pwivy chambews. 

2-21:15 I have s-set t-the point of t-the s-swowd against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw gates, that 
theiw heawt may faint, and theiw wuins be m-muwtipwied: ah! it is m-made 
bwight, it is wwapped up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swaughtew. 

21:16 Go thee onye w-way ow othew, eithew on t-the wight hand, ow on t-the 
weft, whithewsoevew thy f-face is s-set. 

21:17 I wiww awso smite minye h-hands togethew, and I wiww c-cause o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy 
to west: I t-the WOWD have said it. 

2-21:18 The wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto m-me again, s-saying, 2-21:19 Awso, 
t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, appoint thee two ways, that t-the s-swowd of t-the king of 
Babywon may c-come: both (^-^*)/ t-twain shaww come fowth out of onye wand: and 
choose t-thou a pwace, choose it a-at t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the w-way to t-the city. 

21:20 Appoint a way, that t-the s-swowd may come to Wabbath of t-the 
Ammonyites, and to Judah in Jewusawem t-the defenced. 

21:21 Fow t-the king of Babywon s-stood a-at t-the p-pawting of t-the way, a-at t-the 
( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the two ways, to use divinyation: he m-made his awwows bwight, he 
c-consuwted with images, he wooked in t-the wivew. 

2-21:22 {{ (>_<) }} A-At his wight hand w-was t-the divinyation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jewusawem, to appoint 
captains, to open t-the mouth in t-the swaughtew, to wift up t-the voice 
with shouting, to appoint battewing wams against t-the gates, to cast a 
mount, and to buiwd a fowt. 

21:23 And it shaww be u-unto t-them as a f-fawse divinyation in theiw s-sight, 
to t-them that have swown oaths: but he wiww caww to w-wemembwance t-the 
inyiquity, that they may be taken. 

21:24 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have m-made youw 
i-inyiquity to be wemembewed, in that youw twansgwessions awe discovewed, 
so that in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw doings youw s-sins (^-^*)/ d-do a-appeaw; because, I say, that 
ye awe come to w-wemembwance, ye shaww be taken with t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

21:25 And thou, pwofanye wicked pwince of I-Iswaew, whose day is come, 
when i-inyiquity shaww have an end, 21:26 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Wemove 
t-the d-diadem, and o(>ω<)o t-take off t-the cwown: this shaww nyot be t-the same: e-exawt 
him that is wow, and abase him that is high. 

21:27 I wiww ovewtuwn, ovewtuwn, ovewtuwn, i-it: and it shaww be nyo 
m-mowe, untiw he come whose wight it is; and I wiww g-give it h-him. 

21:28 And thou, son of ^.^ m-man, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy and say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD 
c-concewnying t-the Ammonyites, and c-concewnying theiw wepwoach; even say 
thou, The swowd, t-the s-swowd is dwawn: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the swaughtew it is 
fuwbished, to consume because of t-the g-gwittewing: 21:29 Whiwes they s-see 
vanyity u-unto thee, whiwes they divinye a w-wie u-unto thee, to bwing thee 
upon t-the nyecks of t-them that awe swain, of t-the w-wicked, whose day is 
come, when theiw i-inyiquity shaww have an end. 

2-21:30 Shaww I c-cause it to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into his sheath? I wiww j-judge thee in 
t-the pwace whewe t-thou wast cweated, in t-the wand of thy n-nyativity. 

21:31 And I wiww p-pouw out minye indignyation upon thee, I wiww b-bwow 
against thee in t-the fiwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath, and d-dewivew thee into t-the hand 
of bwutish men, and skiwfuw to d-destwoy. 

21:32 T-Thou shawt be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-fuew to t-the fiwe; thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be in t-the 
m-midst of t-the wand; t-thou shawt be nyo mowe wemembewed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD 
have spoken it. 

22:1 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 2-22:2 Nyow, 
t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, wiwt t-thou judge, wiwt t-thou j-judge t-the bwoody city? 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou shawt s-shew hew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew abominyations. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 T-Then say thou, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, The city sheddeth ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
in t-the m-midst of it, that hew time may come, and m-maketh idows against 
hewsewf to defiwe hewsewf. 

22:4 T-Thou awt become g-guiwty in thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that t-thou hast shed; and hast 
defiwed t-thysewf in thinye idows which t-thou hast m-made; and t-thou hast 
caused thy days to d-dwaw nyeaw, and awt come even u-unto thy yeaws: 
thewefowe have I m-made thee a wepwoach u-unto t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and a mocking 
to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-countwies. 

2-22:5 Those that be nyeaw, and those that be faw fwom thee, shaww mock 
thee, which awt i-infamous and m-much vexed. 

22:6 Behowd, t-the pwinces of I-Iswaew, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye wewe in thee to theiw 
p-powew to shed bwood. 

22:7 In thee have they s-set wight by o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew: in t-the m-midst of 
thee have they d-deawt by oppwession with t-the stwangew: in thee have 
they vexed t-the fathewwess and t-the widow. 

22:8 T-Thou hast (>_<) d-despised minye h-howy things, and hast pwofanyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sabbaths. 

22:9 In thee awe men that cawwy tawes to shed b-bwood: and in thee they 
e-eat upon t-the mountains: in t-the m-midst of thee they commit ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ *blushes* w-wewdnyess. 

22:10 In thee have they d-discovewed theiw f-fathews' n-nyakednyess: in thee 
have they humbwed hew that w-was s-set apawt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow powwution. 

22:11 And onye hath committed a-abominyation with his nyeighbouw's wife; 
and anyothew hath wewdwy defiwed his daughtew in waw; and anyothew in 
thee hath humbwed his sistew, his fathew's daughtew. 

22:12 In thee have they taken gifts to shed bwood; t-thou hast taken 
u-usuwy and incwease, and t-thou hast gweediwy gainyed of thy uWu n-nyeighbouws by 
extowtion, and hast fowgotten me, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

22:13 Behowd, thewefowe I have smitten minye hand a-at thy dishonyest gain 
which t-thou hast made, and a-at thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood which hath b-been in t-the m-midst of 
thee. 

22:14 Can thinye heawt enduwe, ow c-can thinye h-hands be stwong, in t-the 
days that I shaww d-deaw with thee? I t-the WOWD have spoken it, and wiww 
(^-^*)/ d-do it. 

22:15 And I wiww scattew thee among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and dispewse thee in 
t-the countwies, and wiww consume thy fiwthinyess out of thee. 

22:16 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take thinye (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in t-thysewf in t-the sight of 
t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and t-thou shawt knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 22:18 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
t-the house of Iswaew is to m-me become ( ╥ω╥ ) d-dwoss: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they awe b-bwass, and 
tin, and i-iwon, and wead, in t-the m-midst of t-the fuwnyace; they awe even 
t-the dwoss of siwvew. 

22:19 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww become 
dwoss, b-behowd, thewefowe I wiww gathew you into t-the m-midst of 
Jewusawem. 

22:20 As they gathew s-siwvew, and b-bwass, and i-iwon, and wead, and tin, 
into t-the m-midst of t-the fuwnyace, to b-bwow t-the fiwe upon it, to mewt it; 
so wiww I gathew you in minye angew and in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy, and I wiww weave 
you thewe, and mewt you. 

22:21 Yea, I wiww gathew y-you, and b-bwow upon you in t-the fiwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wwath, and ye shaww be mewted in t-the m-midst thewof. 

2-22:22 As s-siwvew is mewted in t-the m-midst of t-the fuwnyace, so shaww ye be 
mewted in t-the m-midst t-theweof; and ye shaww knyow that I t-the WOWD have 
pouwed out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon you. 

22:23 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 22:24 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
say u-unto hew, T-Thou awt t-the wand that is nyot cweansed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wainyed upon 
in t-the day of i-indignyation. 

22:25 Thewe is a conspiwacy of hew pwophets in t-the m-midst t-theweof, w-wike 
a woawing w-wion wavenying t-the pwey; they have devouwed s-souws; they have 
taken t-the tweasuwe and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things; they have m-made hew many widows 
in t-the m-midst t-theweof. 

22:26 Hew pwiests have v-viowated o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, and have pwofanyed minye h-howy 
things: they have put nyo diffewence b-between t-the h-howy and pwofanye, 
nyeithew have they shewed diffewence b-between t-the uncwean and t-the cwean, 
and have hid theiw eyes fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths, and I am pwofanyed among 
them. 

22:27 Hew pwinces in t-the m-midst theweof awe w-wike w-wowves wavenying t-the 
pwey, to shed bwood, and to d-destwoy souws, to get dishonyest gain. 

22:28 And hew pwophets have daubed t-them with untempewed mowtew, seeing 
v-vanyity, and divinying wies u-unto t-them, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD, 
when t-the WOWD hath nyot spoken. 

22:29 The peopwe of t-the wand have used oppwession, and exewcised 
wobbewy, and have vexed t-the poow and n-nyeedy: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they have oppwessed 
t-the stwangew w-wwongfuwwy. 

22:30 And I sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man among t-them, that shouwd make up t-the 
hedge, and stand in t-the g-gap befowe m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand, that I shouwd nyot 
d-destwoy i-it: but I f-found n-nyonye. 

22:31 Thewefowe have I pouwed out minye indignyation upon t-them; I have 
consumed t-them with t-the fiwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wwath: theiw own w-way have I 
>_< w-wecompensed upon theiw heads, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

23:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again u-unto me, s-saying, 23:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe two (*°▽°*) w-women, t-the daughtews of onye mothew: 23:3 And they 
committed whowedoms in Egypt; they committed whowedoms in theiw youth: 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe theiw b-bweasts pwessed, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they bwuised t-the teats of 
theiw viwginyity. 

23:4 And t-the nyames of t-them wewe A-Ahowah t-the ewdew, and Ahowibah hew 
sistew: and they wewe minye, and they bawe sons and daughtews. T-Thus 
wewe theiw nyames; Samawia is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) A-Ahowah, and Jewusawem Ahowibah. 

23:5 And A-Ahowah pwayed t-the hawwot when she w-was minye; and she doted on 
hew w-wovews, on t-the A-Assywians hew nyeighbouws, 23:6 W-Which wewe cwothed 
with bwue, captains and wuwews, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them desiwabwe young men, 
howsemen widing upon howses. 

2-23:7 T-Thus she committed hew whowedoms with t-them, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that 
wewe t-the chosen men of A-Assywia, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww on whom she doted: with 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw idows she defiwed hewsewf. 

2-23:8 N-Nyeithew weft she hew whowedoms b-bwought fwom Egypt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in hew 
youth they way with hew, and they bwuised t-the b-bweasts of hew 
v-viwginyity, and pouwed theiw w-whowedom upon hew. 

23:9 Whewefowe I have dewivewed hew into t-the hand of hew w-wovews, into 
t-the hand of t-the Assywians, upon whom she >_< d-doted. 

23:10 These d-discovewed hew n-nyakednyess: they took hew sons and hew 
(　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and swew hew with t-the (--_--) s-swowd: and she became famous among 
♡(｡- ω -) w-women; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had executed j-judgment upon hew. 

23:11 And when hew s-sistew Ahowibah saw this, she w-was mowe cowwupt in 
hew inyowdinyate wove than she, and in hew whowedoms mowe than hew 
s-sistew in hew whowedoms. 

23:12 She doted upon t-the A-Assywians hew nyeighbouws, captains and wuwews 
cwothed most g-gowgeouswy, howsemen widing upon howses, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them 
desiwabwe young m-men. 

2-23:13 T-Then I saw that she w-was defiwed, that they took both onye way, 
23:14 And that she incweased hew w-whowedoms: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow when she saw men 
p-pouwtwayed upon t-the waww, t-the images of t-the Chawdeans p-pouwtwayed with 
vewmiwion, 23:15 Giwded with giwdwes upon theiw w-woins, exceeding in 
dyed attiwe upon theiw heads, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them pwinces to wook t-to, aftew 
t-the m-mannyew of t-the Babywonyians of Chawdea, t-the wand of theiw n-nyativity: 
23:16 And as soon as she saw t-them with hew eyes, she doted upon t-them, 
and sent m-messengews u-unto t-them into Chawdea. 

23:17 And t-the Babywonyians came to hew into t-the b-bed of wove, and they 
defiwed hew with theiw w-whowedom, and she w-was powwuted with t-them, and 
hew mind w-was awienyated fwom them. 

23:18 S-So she d-discovewed hew whowedoms, and d-discovewed hew n-nyakednyess: 
t-then o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind w-was awienyated fwom hew, w-wike as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind w-was awienyated 
fwom hew s-sistew. 

23:19 Y-Yet she m-muwtipwied hew whowedoms, in cawwing to w-wemembwance t-the 
days of hew youth, whewein she h-had pwayed t-the hawwot in t-the wand of 
Egypt. 

23:20 Fow she doted upon theiw pawamouws, whose fwesh is as t-the fwesh 
of asses, and whose i-issue is w-wike t-the i-issue of howses. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 T-Thus t-thou cawwedst to w-wemembwance t-the wewdnyess of thy youth, in 
bwuising thy teats by t-the Egyptians (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-paps of thy youth. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 Thewefowe, O-O Ahowibah, thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww 
w-waise up thy wovews against thee, fwom whom thy mind is awienyated, and 
I wiww bwing t-them against thee on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side; 23:23 The Babywonyians, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the C-Chawdeans, Pekod, and Shoa, and Koa, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the A-Assywians 
with (=`ω´=) t-them: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them desiwabwe young men, captains and wuwews, gweat 
wowds and wenyownyed, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them widing upon howses. 

23:24 And they shaww come against thee with c-chawiots, wagons, and 
wheews, and with an assembwy of p-peopwe, which shaww s-set against thee 
buckwew and shiewd and hewmet (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: and I wiww s-set j-judgment 
befowe t-them, and they shaww j-judge thee a-accowding to theiw judgments. 

23:25 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy against thee, and they shaww d-deaw 
fuwiouswy with t-thee: they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away thy nyose and thinye eaws; and 
thy wemnyant shaww faww by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take thy sons and thy 
daughtews; and thy wesidue shaww be devouwed by t-the fiwe. 

23:26 They shaww awso s-stwip thee out of thy cwothes, and o(>ω<)o t-take away thy 
f-faiw jewews. 

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 T-Thus wiww I make thy wewdnyess to cease fwom thee, and thy 
w-whowedom b-bwought fwom t-the wand of Egypt: so that t-thou shawt nyot wift 
up thinye eyes u-unto t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew Egypt any mowe. 

23:28 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww d-dewivew thee into 
t-the hand of t-them whom t-thou hatest, into t-the hand of t-them fwom whom thy 
mind is awienyated: 23:29 And they shaww d-deaw with thee hatefuwwy, and 
shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wabouw, and shaww weave thee nyaked and bawe: 
and t-the nyakednyess of thy whowedoms shaww be discovewed, both thy 
wewdnyess and thy whowedoms. 

o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do these things u-unto thee, because t-thou hast gonye a 
whowing aftew t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and because t-thou awt powwuted with theiw 
idows. 

23:31 T-Thou hast wawked in t-the w-way of thy sistew; thewefowe wiww I g-give 
hew cup into thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

23:32 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; T-Thou shawt dwink of thy sistew's cup 
(☆▽☆) d-deep and wawge: t-thou shawt be w-waughed to s-scown and h-had in dewision; it 
c-containyeth much. 

2-23:33 T-Thou shawt be fiwwed with dwunkennyess and sowwow, with t-the cup 
of (✧ω✧) a-astonyishment and desowation, with t-the cup of thy s-sistew Samawia. 

2-23:34 T-Thou shawt even dwink it and suck it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-thou shawt bweak 
t-the shewds t-theweof, and pwuck off thinye own bweasts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have spoken 
it, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

2-23:35 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast fowgotten 
me, and cast m-me behind thy b-back, thewefowe beaw t-thou awso thy wewdnyess 
and thy whowedoms. 

23:36 The WOWD said moweovew u-unto m-me; S-Son of ^.^ m-man, wiwt t-thou j-judge 
A-Ahowah and Ahowibah? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, decwawe u-unto t-them theiw abominyations; 23:37 
That they have committed a-aduwtewy, and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is in theiw hands, and 
with theiw idows have they committed a-aduwtewy, and have awso caused 
theiw ^-^ s-sons, whom they bawe u-unto me, to pass (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them thwough t-the f-fiwe, 
to devouw them. 

23:38 Moweovew this they have donye u-unto me: they have defiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sanctuawy in t-the same day, and have pwofanyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths. 

2-23:39 Fow when they h-had s-swain theiw chiwdwen to theiw idows, t-then they 
came t-the same day into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy to pwofanye it; and, wo, thus have 
they donye in t-the m-midst of minye house. 

2-23:40 And fuwthewmowe, that ye have sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow men to come fwom faw, 
u-unto whom a messengew w-was s-sent; and, wo, they came: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom t-thou 
didst w-wash xDD t-thysewf, p-paintedst thy eyes, and deckedst t-thysewf with 
(✧∀✧)/ o-ownyaments, 23:41 And satest upon a s-statewy bed, and a tabwe pwepawed 
befowe it, wheweupon t-thou hast s-set minye i-incense and minye oiw. 

23:42 And a voice of a muwtitude being a-at ease w-was with hew: and with 
t-the men of t-the common sowt wewe b-bwought Sabeans fwom t-the wiwdewnyess, 
which put bwacewets upon theiw hands, and beautifuw cwowns upon theiw 
heads. 

23:43 T-Then said I u-unto hew that w-was o-owd in aduwtewies, W-Wiww they nyow 
commit whowedoms with hew, and she with them? 23:44 Y-Yet they went in 
u-unto hew, as they go in u-unto a woman that pwayeth t-the h-hawwot: so went 
they in u-unto A-Ahowah and u-unto Ahowibah, t-the wewd w-women. 

23:45 And t-the wighteous men, they shaww j-judge t-them aftew t-the m-mannyew of 
aduwtewesses, and aftew t-the m-mannyew of w-women that shed bwood; because 
they awe aduwtewesses, and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is in theiw hands. 

23:46 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww bwing up a company upon 
t-them, and wiww g-give t-them to be w-wemoved and s-spoiwed. 

23:47 And t-the company shaww stonye t-them with stonyes, and dispatch t-them 
with theiw swowds; they shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway theiw sons and theiw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, and 
buwn up theiw houses with fiwe. 

2-23:48 T-Thus wiww I c-cause wewdnyess to cease out of t-the wand, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
w-women may be taught nyot to (^-^*)/ d-do aftew youw ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ *blushes* w-wewdnyess. 

23:49 And they shaww wecompense youw wewdnyess upon y-you, and ye shaww 
beaw t-the s-sins of youw (o･ω･o) i-idows: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

2-24:1 A-Again in t-the nyinth y-yeaw, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth m-month, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of 
t-the m-month, t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 24:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
wwite thee t-the nyame of t-the day, even of this same day: t-the king of 
Babywon s-set himsewf against Jewusawem this same d-day. 

24:3 And uttew a pawabwe u-unto t-the webewwious h-house, and say u-unto t-them, 
T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Set on a pot, s-set it o-on, and awso p-pouw w-watew 
into i-it: 2-24:4 Gathew t-the pieces theweof into it, even {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good 
piece, t-the thigh, and t-the shouwdew; fiww it with t-the choice bonyes. 

24:5 Take t-the choice of t-the f-fwock, and buwn awso t-the bonyes undew it, 
and make it boiw weww, and wet t-them seethe t-the bonyes of it thewein. 

24:6 Whewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Woe to t-the bwoody city, to t-the 
p-pot whose scum is thewein, and whose scum is nyot gonye out of i-it! bwing 
it out piece by p-piece; wet nyo wot faww upon it. 

24:7 Fow hew ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is in t-the m-midst of hew; she s-set it upon t-the top of 
a wock; she pouwed it nyot upon t-the g-gwound, to covew it with dust; (✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 
That it m-might c-cause fuwy to come up to o(>ω<)o t-take vengeance; I have s-set hew 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon t-the top of a wock, that it shouwd nyot be covewed. 

24:9 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Woe to t-the bwoody city! I wiww 
even make t-the piwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fiwe g-gweat. 

24:10 Heap on wood, kindwe t-the f-fiwe, consume t-the f-fwesh, and spice it 
weww, and wet t-the bonyes be buwnyed. 

24:11 T-Then s-set it empty upon t-the coaws t-theweof, that t-the bwass of it 
may be hot, and may (^人^) b-buwn, and that t-the fiwthinyess of it may be mowten 
in it, that t-the scum of it may be consumed. 

24:12 She hath weawied hewsewf with w-wies, and hew gweat scum went nyot 
fowth out of hew: hew scum shaww be in t-the fiwe. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 In thy fiwthinyess is wewdnyess: because I have (*^.^*) p-puwged thee, and 
t-thou wast nyot puwged, t-thou shawt nyot be (*^.^*) p-puwged fwom thy fiwthinyess any 
m-mowe, tiww I have caused o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy to w-west upon thee. 

24:14 I t-the WOWD have spoken i-it: it shaww come to pass, and I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do 
it; I wiww nyot go b-back, nyeithew wiww I spawe, nyeithew wiww I wepent; 
a-accowding to thy ways, and a-accowding to thy doings, shaww they j-judge 
thee, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

24:15 Awso t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 24:16 S-Son of 
^.^ m-man, b-behowd, I o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom thee t-the d-desiwe of thinye eyes with a 
UwU s-stwoke: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyeithew shawt t-thou m-mouwn (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-weep, nyeithew shaww thy teaws 
w-wun down. 

24:17 F-Fowbeaw to cwy, make nyo mouwnying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead, bind t-the tiwe of 
thinye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head upon thee, and put on thy shoes upon thy feet, and covew 
nyot thy wips, and e-eat nyot t-the bwead of m-men. 

24:18 S-So I spake u-unto t-the peopwe in t-the mownying: and a-at even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife 
died; and I did in t-the mownying as I w-was c-commanded. 

24:19 And t-the peopwe said u-unto me, Wiwt t-thou nyot teww us what these 
things awe to u-us, that t-thou doest (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 24:20 T-Then I answewed t-them, The 
wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 24:21 Speak u-unto t-the house of 
I-Iswaew, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww pwofanye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, 
t-the excewwency of youw stwength, t-the d-desiwe of youw eyes, and that 
which youw souw pitieth; and youw sons and youw daughtews whom ye have 
weft shaww faww by t-the swowd. 

2-24:22 And ye shaww (^-^*)/ d-do as I have d-donye: ye shaww nyot covew youw wips, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow e-eat t-the bwead of m-men. 

24:23 And youw tiwes shaww be upon youw heads, and youw shoes upon 
youw feet: ye shaww nyot m-mouwn (=`ω´=) n-nyow weep; but ye shaww pinye away (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
youw inyiquities, and m-mouwn onye towawd anyothew. 

24:24 T-Thus E-Ezekiew is u-unto you a sign: a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he hath 
donye shaww ye do: and when this cometh, ye shaww knyow that I am t-the 
Wowd G-GOD. 

24:25 Awso, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, shaww it nyot be in t-the day when I o(>ω<)o t-take 
fwom t-them theiw stwength, t-the joy of theiw gwowy, t-the d-desiwe of theiw 
eyes, and that wheweupon they s-set theiw minds, theiw sons and theiw 
(　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, 24:26 That he that escapeth in that day shaww come u-unto 
thee, to c-cause thee to h-heaw it with thinye e-eaws? 2-24:27 In that day 
shaww thy mouth be openyed to him which is escaped, and t-thou shawt 
speak, and be nyo mowe dumb: and t-thou shawt be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto t-them; and 
they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

2-25:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again u-unto me, s-saying, 25:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
s-set thy f-face against t-the Ammonyites, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-them; 25:3 
And say u-unto t-the Ammonyites, Heaw t-the wowd of t-the Wowd G-GOD; T-Thus saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou saidst, Aha, against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, when it 
w-was p-pwofanyed; and against t-the wand of I-Iswaew, when it w-was d-desowate; 
and against t-the house of Judah, when they went into c-captivity; 25:4 
Behowd, thewefowe I wiww d-dewivew thee to t-the men of t-the east (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
possession, and they shaww s-set theiw pawaces in thee, and make theiw 
dwewwings in t-thee: they shaww e-eat thy f-fwuit, and they shaww dwink thy 
miwk. 

25:5 And I wiww make Wabbah a s-stabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow camews, and t-the Ammonyites a 
couching pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwocks: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast (⌒ω⌒) c-cwapped thinye 
hands, and (=`ω´=) s-stamped with t-the feet, and w-wejoiced in heawt with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
despite against t-the wand of I-Iswaew; 25:7 Behowd, thewefowe I wiww 
s-stwetch out minye hand upon thee, and wiww d-dewivew thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a spoiw to 
t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; and I wiww cut thee off fwom t-the p-peopwe, and I wiww c-cause 
thee to pewish out of t-the c-countwies: I wiww d-destwoy thee; and t-thou 
shawt knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

25:8 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that Moab and Seiw (^-^*)/ d-do say, 
Behowd, t-the house of Judah is w-wike u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; 25:9 
Thewefowe, b-behowd, I wiww open t-the side of Moab fwom t-the cities, fwom 
his c-cities which awe on his fwontiews, t-the gwowy of t-the countwy, 
Bethjeshimoth, Baawmeon, and Kiwiathaim, 25:10 Unto t-the men of t-the 
east with t-the Ammonyites, and wiww g-give t-them in possession, that t-the 
Ammonyites may nyot be wemembewed among t-the nyations. 

25:11 And I wiww execute judgments upon M-Moab; and they shaww knyow that 
I am t-the WOWD. 

25:12 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that Edom hath d-deawt against 
t-the house of Judah by taking vengeance, and hath gweatwy offended, and 
wevenged himsewf upon t-them; 25:13 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I 
wiww awso s-stwetch out minye hand upon Edom, and wiww cut off man and 
beast fwom it; and I wiww make it desowate fwom Teman; and they of 
Dedan shaww faww by t-the swowd. 

25:14 And I wiww way o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vengeance upon Edom by t-the hand of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe 
Iswaew: and they shaww (^-^*)/ d-do in Edom a-accowding to minye angew and 
a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy; and they shaww knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vengeance, saith t-the Wowd 
G-GOD. 

25:15 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the Phiwistinyes have d-deawt by 
wevenge, and have taken vengeance with a despitefuw heawt, to d-destwoy 
it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the o-owd hatwed; 25:16 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; 
Behowd, I wiww s-stwetch out minye hand upon t-the Phiwistinyes, and I wiww 
cut off t-the Chewethims, and d-destwoy t-the wemnyant of t-the sea coast. 

2-25:17 And I wiww execute gweat vengeance upon t-them with fuwious 
webukes; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I shaww way o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
vengeance upon them. 

26:1 And it came to pass in t-the e-eweventh y-yeaw, in t-the fiwst day of t-the 
m-month, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 26:2 S-Son of 
^.^ m-man, because that T-Tywus hath said against J-Jewusawem, Aha, she is 
bwoken that w-was t-the gates of t-the peopwe: she is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto me: I 
shaww be wepwenyished, nyow she is w-waid waste: 26:3 Thewefowe thus saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I am against thee, O-O Tywus, and wiww c-cause many 
nyations to come up against thee, as t-the sea causeth his waves to come 
(＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:4 And they shaww d-destwoy t-the wawws of Tywus, and bweak down hew 
towews: I wiww awso scwape hew dust fwom hew, and make hew w-wike t-the 
top of a wock. 

26:5 I-It shaww be a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spweading of nyets in t-the m-midst of t-the 
sea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have spoken it, saith t-the Wowd GOD: and it shaww become a 
spoiw to t-the nyations. 

26:6 And hew daughtews which awe in t-the fiewd shaww be s-swain by t-the 
swowd; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

26:7 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww bwing upon T-Tywus 
N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon, a king of kings, fwom t-the nyowth, with 
howses, and with c-chawiots, and with howsemen, and companyies, and m-much 
peopwe. 

26:8 He shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway with t-the s-swowd thy daughtews in t-the fiewd: and he 
shaww make a fowt against thee, and cast a mount against thee, and 
wift up t-the buckwew against thee. 

26:9 And he shaww s-set enginyes of waw against thy (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and with his 
a-axes he shaww bweak down thy towews. 

26:10 By w-weason of t-the a-abundance of his howses theiw dust shaww covew 
t-thee: thy wawws shaww s-shake a-at t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the howsemen, and of t-the 
wheews, and of t-the c-chawiots, when he shaww entew into thy gates, as 
men entew into a city whewein is m-made a bweach. 

2-26:11 With t-the hoofs of his howses shaww he twead down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
stweets: he shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway thy peopwe by t-the swowd, and thy stwong 
g-gawwisons shaww go down to t-the gwound. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 And they shaww make a spoiw of thy wiches, and make a pwey of 
thy mewchandise: and they shaww bweak down thy (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and d-destwoy thy 
pweasant houses: and they shaww way thy s-stonyes and thy timbew and thy 
dust in t-the m-midst of t-the watew. 

26:13 And I wiww c-cause t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of thy s-songs to (ノωヽ) c-cease; and t-the s-sound 
of thy hawps shaww be nyo mowe h-heawd. 

26:14 And I wiww make thee w-wike t-the top of a w-wock: t-thou shawt be a 
pwace to spwead nyets upon; t-thou shawt be b-buiwt nyo mowe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-the WOWD 
have spoken it, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

26:15 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD to T-Tywus; Shaww nyot t-the iswes s-shake a-at 
t-the s-sound of thy faww, when t-the w-wounded cwy, when t-the swaughtew is 
m-made in t-the m-midst of thee? (*^.^*) 2-26:16 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of t-the sea 
shaww come down fwom theiw t-thwonyes, and way away theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wobes, and put 
off theiw bwoidewed gawments: they shaww cwothe themsewves with 
twembwing; they shaww sit upon t-the g-gwound, and shaww t-twembwe a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
moment, and be astonyished a-at thee. 

26:17 And they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take up a wamentation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and say to thee, 
How awt t-thou destwoyed, that wast (✧ω✧) i-inhabited of seafawing men, t-the 
wenyownyed city, which wast stwong in t-the sea, she and hew i-inhabitants, 
which c-cause theiw tewwow to be on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that haunt i-it! 26:18 Nyow shaww 
t-the iswes t-twembwe in t-the day of thy f-faww; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the iswes that awe in 
t-the sea shaww be twoubwed a-at thy depawtuwe. 

26:19 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; When I shaww make thee a desowate 
city, w-wike t-the c-cities that awe nyot inhabited; when I shaww bwing up 
t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep upon thee, and gweat watews shaww covew thee; 26:20 When I 
shaww bwing thee down with t-them that descend into t-the pit, with t-the 
peopwe of o-owd time, and shaww s-set thee in t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow pawts of t-the eawth, 
in pwaces desowate of o-owd, with t-them that go down to t-the pit, that 
t-thou be nyot inhabited; and I shaww s-set gwowy in t-the wand of t-the 
(/ =ω=)/ w-wiving; 26:21 I wiww make thee a tewwow, and t-thou shawt be nyo mowe: 
t-though t-thou be sought fow, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shawt t-thou nyevew be f-found again, saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

2-27:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again u-unto me, s-saying, 27:2 Nyow, t-thou 
son of ^.^ m-man, o(>ω<)o t-take up a wamentation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow T-Tywus; 27:3 And say u-unto Tywus, 
O-O t-thou that awt s-situate a-at t-the entwy of t-the sea, which awt a m-mewchant 
of t-the peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many iswes, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; O-O Tywus, t-thou 
hast said, I am of pewfect beauty. 

27:4 Thy b-bowdews awe in t-the m-midst of t-the seas, thy buiwdews have 
pewfected thy beauty. 

27:5 They have m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy s-ship (☆▽☆) b-boawds of fiw twees of (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* S-Senyiw: they 
have taken cedaws fwom Webanyon to make m-masts (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. 

2-27:6 O-Of t-the oaks of Bashan have they m-made thinye oaws; t-the company of 
t-the Ashuwites have m-made thy benches of (-_-) i-ivowy, b-bwought out of t-the iswes 
of Chittim. 

2-27:7 Finye winyen with bwoidewed wowk fwom Egypt w-was that which t-thou 
spweadest fowth to be thy saiw; bwue and puwpwe fwom t-the iswes of 
Ewishah w-was that which covewed thee. 

27:8 The i-inhabitants of Zidon and Awvad wewe thy mawinyews: thy wise 
men, O-O Tywus, that wewe in thee, wewe thy p-piwots. 

27:9 The a-ancients of G-Gebaw and t-the wise men theweof wewe in thee thy 
cawkews: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-ships of t-the sea with theiw mawinyews wewe in thee to 
occupy thy mewchandise. 

27:10 They of Pewsia and of Wud and of Phut wewe in thinye awmy, thy 
men of w-waw: they hanged t-the shiewd and hewmet in thee; they s-set fowth 
thy comewinyess. 

27:11 The men of Awvad with thinye awmy wewe upon thy wawws (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
a-about, and t-the G-Gammadims wewe in thy towews: they hanged theiw shiewds 
upon thy wawws (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; they have m-made thy b-beauty p-pewfect. 

2-27:12 Tawshish w-was thy m-mewchant by w-weason of t-the muwtitude of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kind 
of wiches; with s-siwvew, i-iwon, tin, and wead, they twaded in thy faiws. 

27:13 Javan, Tubaw, and Meshech, they wewe thy mewchants: they twaded 
t-the p-pewsons of men and vessews of bwass in thy mawket. 

2-27:14 They of t-the house of Togawmah twaded in thy faiws with howses 
and howsemen and muwes. 

27:15 The men of Dedan wewe thy mewchants; many iswes wewe t-the 
mewchandise of thinye hand: they b-bwought thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwesent howns of 
ivowy and ebony. 

27:16 Sywia w-was thy m-mewchant by w-weason of t-the muwtitude of t-the wawes 
of thy making: they occupied in thy faiws with e-emewawds, puwpwe, and 
bwoidewed wowk, and finye winyen, and c-cowaw, and agate. 

27:17 Judah, and t-the wand of I-Iswaew, they wewe thy mewchants: they 
twaded in thy mawket wheat of Minnyith, and Pannyag, and honyey, and oiw, 
and bawm. 

27:18 Damascus w-was thy m-mewchant in t-the muwtitude of t-the wawes of thy 
m-making, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wiches; in t-the winye of Hewbon, and 
white woow. 

2-27:19 Dan awso and J-Javan g-going to and fwo occupied in thy faiws: 
bwight i-iwon, c-cassia, and cawamus, wewe in thy mawket. 

2-27:20 Dedan w-was thy m-mewchant in (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious cwothes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow c-chawiots. 

27:21 Awabia, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwinces of Kedaw, they occupied with thee in 
wambs, and wams, and g-goats: in these wewe they thy mewchants. 

2-27:22 The mewchants of Sheba and Waamah, they wewe thy mewchants: they 
occupied in thy faiws with chief of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww spices, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious 
stonyes, and gowd. 

27:23 Hawan, and Cannyeh, and Eden, t-the mewchants of Sheba, Asshuw, and 
( =ω=)..nyaa *giggles shyly* C-Chiwmad, wewe thy mewchants. 

27:24 These wewe thy mewchants in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sowts of things, in bwue 
cwothes, and bwoidewed wowk, and in chests of wich appawew, b-bound with 
c-cowds, and m-made of c-cedaw, among thy mewchandise. 

27:25 The s-ships of Tawshish did sing of thee in thy mawket: and t-thou 
wast wepwenyished, and m-made vewy gwowious in t-the m-midst of t-the seas. 

27:26 Thy wowews have b-bwought thee into gweat watews: t-the east wind 
hath bwoken thee in t-the m-midst of t-the seas. 

27:27 Thy wiches, and thy f-faiws, thy mewchandise, thy mawinyews, and 
thy p-piwots, thy c-cawkews, and t-the occupiews of thy mewchandise, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thy men of waw, that awe in thee, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy company which is in 
t-the m-midst of thee, shaww faww into t-the m-midst of t-the seas in t-the day of 
thy wuin. 

2-27:28 The s-subuwbs shaww s-shake a-at t-the s-sound of t-the (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy of thy p-piwots. 

27:29 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that handwe t-the oaw, t-the mawinyews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the piwots of 
t-the sea, shaww come down fwom theiw s-ships, they shaww stand upon t-the 
wand; 27:30 And shaww c-cause theiw voice to be heawd against thee, and 
shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy bittewwy, and shaww cast up dust upon theiw heads, they 
shaww wawwow themsewves in t-the ashes: 27:31 And they shaww make 
themsewves u-uttewwy bawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and giwd t-them with sackcwoth, and 
they shaww weep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee with bittewnyess of heawt and bittew waiwing. 

27:32 And in theiw waiwing they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take up a wamentation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, 
and wament o-ovew thee, s-saying, What city is w-wike Tywus, w-wike t-the 
destwoyed in t-the m-midst of t-the sea? 27:33 When thy wawes went fowth 
out of t-the seas, t-thou fiwwedst many peopwe; t-thou didst enwich t-the 
kings of t-the eawth with t-the muwtitude of thy w-wiches and of thy 
mewchandise. 

2-27:34 In t-the time when t-thou shawt be bwoken by t-the seas in t-the depths 
of t-the watews thy mewchandise and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy company in t-the m-midst of thee 
shaww faww. 

2-27:35 Aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the iswes shaww be astonyished a-at thee, 
and theiw kings shaww be sowe afwaid, they shaww be twoubwed in theiw 
c-countenyance. 

27:36 The mewchants among t-the peopwe shaww h-hiss a-at thee; t-thou shawt be 
a tewwow, and nyevew shawt be any mowe. 

2-28:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again u-unto me, s-saying, 2-28:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
say u-unto t-the pwince of Tywus, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because thinye 
heawt is w-wifted up, and t-thou hast said, I am a G-God, I sit in t-the seat 
of G-God, in t-the m-midst of t-the seas; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou awt a ^.^ m-man, and nyot G-God, 
t-though t-thou s-set thinye heawt as t-the heawt of G-God: ( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 Behowd, t-thou awt 
wisew than D-Danyiew; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo secwet that they c-can hide fwom t-thee: 
^-^ 2-28:4 With thy wisdom and with thinye undewstanding t-thou hast gotten 
thee wiches, and hast gotten gowd and s-siwvew into thy (^人^) *twerks* t-tweasuwes: 2-28:5 
By thy gweat wisdom and by thy twaffick hast t-thou incweased thy 
wiches, and thinye heawt is w-wifted up because of thy wiches: 28:6 
Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast s-set thinye heawt 
as t-the heawt of God; o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 Behowd, thewefowe I wiww bwing stwangews 
upon thee, t-the t-tewwibwe of t-the n-nyations: and they shaww d-dwaw theiw 
swowds against t-the b-beauty of thy wisdom, and they shaww defiwe thy 
bwightnyess. 

(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 They shaww bwing thee down to t-the pit, and t-thou shawt die t-the 
d-deaths of t-them that awe s-swain in t-the m-midst of t-the seas. 

28:9 Wiwt t-thou (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet say befowe him that (--_--) s-swayeth thee, I am God? but 
t-thou shawt be a ^.^ m-man, and nyo G-God, in t-the hand of him that (--_--) s-swayeth thee. 

28:10 T-Thou shawt die t-the d-deaths of t-the u-unciwcumcised by t-the hand of 
s-stwangews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have spoken it, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

28:11 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 2-28:12 S-Son of 
^.^ m-man, o(>ω<)o t-take up a wamentation upon t-the king of Tywus, and say u-unto him, 
T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; T-Thou seawest up t-the sum, f-fuww of wisdom, and 
pewfect in beauty. 

(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 T-Thou hast b-been in Eden t-the gawden of God; {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonye 
w-was thy covewing, t-the sawdius, topaz, and t-the diamond, t-the bewyw, t-the 
onyx, and t-the jaspew, t-the sapphiwe, t-the emewawd, and t-the |･ω･) c-cawbuncwe, 
and gowd: t-the w-wowkmanship of thy tabwets and of thy pipes w-was pwepawed 
in thee in t-the day that t-thou wast cweated. 

28:14 T-Thou awt t-the anyointed chewub that coveweth; and I have s-set thee 
so: t-thou wast upon t-the h-howy mountain of God; t-thou hast wawked up and 
down in t-the m-midst of t-the s-stonyes of fiwe. 

2-28:15 T-Thou wast pewfect in thy ways fwom t-the day that t-thou wast 
cweated, tiww i-inyiquity w-was f-found in thee. 

28:16 By t-the muwtitude of thy mewchandise they have fiwwed t-the m-midst 
of thee with viowence, and t-thou hast sinnyed: thewefowe I wiww cast 
thee as pwofanye out of t-the mountain of G-God: and I wiww d-destwoy thee, O-O 
covewing chewub, fwom t-the m-midst of t-the s-stonyes of fiwe. 

28:17 T-Thinye heawt w-was w-wifted up because of thy beauty, t-thou hast 
c-cowwupted thy wisdom by w-weason of thy (*´▽`*) b-bwightnyess: I wiww cast thee to 
t-the g-gwound, I wiww way thee befowe kings, that they may (x_x)V b-behowd thee. 

28:18 T-Thou hast defiwed thy sanctuawies by t-the muwtitude of thinye 
inyiquities, by t-the i-inyiquity of thy twaffick; thewefowe wiww I bwing 
fowth a fiwe fwom t-the m-midst of thee, it shaww devouw thee, and I wiww 
bwing thee to ashes upon t-the eawth in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that 
(x_x)V b-behowd thee. 

28:19 Aww they that knyow thee among t-the peopwe shaww be astonyished a-at 
t-thee: t-thou shawt be a tewwow, and nyevew shawt t-thou be any mowe. 

28:20 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 2-28:21 S-Son of 
^.^ m-man, s-set thy f-face against Zidon, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against it, 2-28:22 And 
say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I am against thee, O-O Zidon; and 
I wiww be gwowified in t-the m-midst of t-thee: and they shaww knyow that I 
am t-the WOWD, when I shaww have executed judgments in hew, and shaww be 
sanctified in hew. 

28:23 Fow I wiww send into hew pestiwence, and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood into hew stweets; 
and t-the w-wounded shaww be judged in t-the m-midst of hew by t-the s-swowd upon 
hew on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

28:24 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo mowe a (=`ω´=) p-pwicking bwiew u-unto t-the house of 
I-Iswaew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any g-gwieving thown of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them, that 
(>_<) d-despised t-them; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

28:25 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; When I shaww have gathewed t-the house of 
Iswaew fwom t-the peopwe among whom they awe scattewed, and shaww be 
sanctified in t-them in t-the sight of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, t-then shaww they dweww 
in theiw wand that I have given to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant Jacob. 

28:26 And they shaww dweww safewy thewein, and shaww buiwd houses, and 
pwant vinyeyawds; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they shaww dweww with c-confidence, when I have 
executed judgments upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that despise t-them (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-them; 
and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD theiw God. 

2-29:1 In t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth y-yeaw, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth m-month, in t-the twewfth day of t-the 
m-month, t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 29:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, s-set 
thy f-face against Phawaoh king of Egypt, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against him, and 
against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Egypt: 29:3 Speak, and say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; 
Behowd, I am against thee, Phawaoh king of Egypt, t-the gweat dwagon 
that wieth in t-the m-midst of his wivews, which hath said, My wivew is 
minye own, and I have m-made it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ *cries* 2-29:4 But I wiww put hooks in thy jaws, and I wiww c-cause t-the fish of 
thy (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews to stick u-unto thy s-scawes, and I wiww bwing thee up out of 
t-the m-midst of thy wivews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fish of thy (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews shaww stick 
u-unto thy s-scawes. 

29:5 And I wiww weave thee thwown into t-the wiwdewnyess, thee and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the fish of thy wivews: t-thou shawt faww upon t-the open fiewds; t-thou 
shawt nyot be b-bwought togethew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow gathewed: I have given thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
meat to t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd and to t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven. 

2-29:6 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of Egypt shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, 
because they have b-been a s-staff of weed to t-the house of Iswaew. 

29:7 When they took h-howd of thee by thy hand, t-thou didst bweak, and 
w-wend (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw shouwdew: and when they weanyed upon thee, t-thou bwakest, 
and madest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw woins to be a-at a stand. 

29:8 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww bwing a s-swowd 
upon thee, and cut off man and beast out of thee. 

29:9 And t-the wand of Egypt shaww be desowate and w-waste; and they shaww 
knyow that I am t-the WOWD: because he hath said, The wivew is minye, and 
I have m-made it. 

29:10 Behowd, thewefowe I am against thee, and against thy wivews, and 
I wiww make t-the wand of Egypt u-uttewwy waste and d-desowate, fwom t-the 
towew of Syenye even u-unto t-the bowdew of Ethiopia. 

29:11 N-Nyo foot of man shaww pass thwough it, (=`ω´=) n-nyow foot of beast shaww 
pass thwough it, nyeithew shaww it be (✧ω✧) i-inhabited f-fowty yeaws. 

29:12 And I wiww make t-the wand of Egypt desowate in t-the m-midst of t-the 
countwies that awe d-desowate, and hew c-cities among t-the c-cities that awe 
w-waid waste shaww be desowate f-fowty yeaws: and I wiww scattew t-the 
Egyptians among t-the n-nyations, and wiww dispewse t-them thwough t-the 
c-countwies. 

29:13 Y-Yet thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the end of f-fowty yeaws wiww I 
gathew t-the Egyptians fwom t-the peopwe whithew they wewe scattewed: 
2-29:14 And I wiww bwing again t-the captivity of Egypt, and wiww c-cause 
t-them to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into t-the wand of Pathwos, into t-the wand of theiw 
habitation; and they shaww be (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a base (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

OwO 2-29:15 I-It shaww be t-the basest of t-the k-kingdoms; nyeithew shaww it e-exawt 
itsewf any mowe a-above t-the n-nyations: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww diminyish t-them, that they 
shaww nyo mowe w-wuwe o-ovew t-the nyations. 

29:16 And it shaww be nyo mowe t-the confidence of t-the house of I-Iswaew, 
which bwingeth theiw i-inyiquity to w-wemembwance, when they shaww wook 
aftew (=`ω´=) t-them: but they shaww knyow that I am t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

29:17 And it came to pass in t-the seven and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth y-yeaw, in t-the 
fiwst m-month, in t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came 
u-unto me, s-saying, 29:18 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon 
caused his awmy to sewve a gweat sewvice against Tywus: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head w-was 
m-made b-bawd, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy shouwdew w-was p-peewed: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet h-had he nyo wages, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his 
awmy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Tywus, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvice that he h-had sewved against i-it: 2-29:19 
Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww g-give t-the wand of 
Egypt u-unto N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; and he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take hew 
muwtitude, and o(>ω<)o t-take hew spoiw, and o(>ω<)o t-take hew pwey; and it shaww be t-the 
wages (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his awmy. 

29:20 I have given him t-the wand of Egypt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wabouw whewewith he 
sewved against it, because they wwought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

29:21 In that day wiww I c-cause t-the (・_・ヾ h-hown of t-the house of Iswaew to bud 
fowth, and I wiww g-give thee t-the openying of t-the mouth in t-the m-midst of 
t-them; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

30:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again u-unto me, s-saying, 30:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy and say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Howw ye, Woe wowth t-the day! 
30:3 Fow t-the day is nyeaw, even t-the day of t-the WOWD is nyeaw, a cwoudy 
>_> d-day; it shaww be t-the time of t-the heathen. 

30:4 And t-the s-swowd shaww come upon Egypt, and gweat pain shaww be in 
Ethiopia, when t-the s-swain shaww faww in Egypt, and they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away 
hew muwtitude, and hew foundations shaww be bwoken down. 

3-30:5 Ethiopia, and Wibya, and Wydia, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mingwed p-peopwe, and 
Chub, and t-the men of t-the wand that is in weague, shaww faww with t-them 
by t-the swowd. 

30:6 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; They awso that uphowd Egypt shaww f-faww; and 
t-the pwide of hew p-powew shaww come down: fwom t-the towew of Syenye shaww 
they faww in it by t-the swowd, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

30:7 And they shaww be desowate in t-the m-midst of t-the countwies that awe 
d-desowate, and hew c-cities shaww be in t-the m-midst of t-the c-cities that awe 
wasted. 

30:8 And they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I have s-set a fiwe in 
Egypt, and when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew hewpews shaww be destwoyed. 

(*°▽°*) *moans* 3-30:9 In that day shaww m-messengews go fowth fwom m-me in s-ships to make 
t-the c-cawewess Ethiopians afwaid, and gweat pain shaww come upon t-them, 
as in t-the day of Egypt: fow, wo, it cometh. 

30:10 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww awso make t-the muwtitude of Egypt 
to cease by t-the hand of N-Nyebuchadwezzaw king of Babywon. 

3-30:11 He and his peopwe with him, t-the t-tewwibwe of t-the n-nyations, shaww 
be b-bwought to d-destwoy t-the wand: and they shaww d-dwaw theiw swowds 
against Egypt, and fiww t-the wand with t-the swain. 

30:12 And I wiww make t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews dwy, and seww t-the wand into t-the hand 
of t-the wicked: and I wiww make t-the wand waste, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is 
thewein, by t-the hand of s-stwangews: I t-the WOWD have spoken it. 

30:13 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww awso d-destwoy t-the idows, and I 
wiww c-cause theiw images to cease out of N-Nyoph; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo 
mowe a pwince of t-the wand of Egypt: and I wiww put a f-feaw in t-the wand 
of Egypt. 

30:14 And I wiww make Pathwos d-desowate, and wiww s-set fiwe in Zoan, and 
wiww execute judgments in Nyo. 

30:15 And I wiww p-pouw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon Sin, t-the stwength of Egypt; and I 
wiww cut off t-the muwtitude of Nyo. 

30:16 And I wiww s-set fiwe in Egypt: Sin shaww have gweat p-pain, and N-Nyo 
shaww be went ⊂(･ω･*⊂) a-asundew, and N-Nyoph shaww have distwesses daiwy. 

30:17 The young men of Aven and of Pibeseth shaww faww by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: 
and these c-cities shaww go into captivity. 

30:18 {{ (>_<) }} A-At Tehaphnyehes awso t-the day shaww be dawkenyed, when I shaww 
bweak (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the yokes of Egypt: and t-the pomp of hew stwength shaww 
cease in hew: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew, a cwoud shaww covew hew, and hew daughtews 
shaww go into captivity. 

3-30:19 T-Thus wiww I execute judgments in Egypt: and they shaww knyow that 
I am t-the WOWD. 

30:20 And it came to pass in t-the e-eweventh y-yeaw, in t-the fiwst m-month, in 
t-the seventh day of t-the m-month, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, 
s-saying, 30:21 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, I have bwoken t-the a-awm of Phawaoh king of 
Egypt; and, wo, it shaww nyot be b-bound up to be heawed, to put a wowwew 
to bind it, to make it stwong to h-howd t-the swowd. 

30:22 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I am against Phawaoh 
king of Egypt, and wiww bweak his awms, t-the stwong, and that which w-was 
b-bwoken; and I wiww c-cause t-the s-swowd to faww out of his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

3-30:23 And I wiww scattew t-the Egyptians among t-the n-nyations, and wiww 
dispewse t-them thwough t-the c-countwies. 

30:24 And I wiww stwengthen t-the awms of t-the king of Babywon, and put 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd in his hand: but I wiww bweak Phawaoh's awms, and he shaww 
gwoan befowe him with t-the gwoanyings of a deadwy w-wounded m-man. 

30:25 But I wiww stwengthen t-the awms of t-the king of Babywon, and t-the 
awms of Phawaoh shaww faww down; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the 
WOWD, when I shaww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd into t-the hand of t-the king of Babywon, 
and he shaww s-stwetch it out upon t-the wand of Egypt. 

30:26 And I wiww scattew t-the Egyptians among t-the n-nyations, and dispewse 
t-them among t-the countwies; and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

31:1 And it came to pass in t-the e-eweventh y-yeaw, in t-the thiwd m-month, in 
t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, 
s-saying, 3-31:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, speak u-unto Phawaoh king of Egypt, and to his 
muwtitude; Whom awt t-thou w-wike in thy g-gweatnyess? 31:3 Behowd, t-the 
Assywian w-was a cedaw in Webanyon with f-faiw bwanches, and with a 
shadowing s-shwoud, and of an high statuwe; and his top w-was among t-the 
thick boughs. 

3-31:4 The watews m-made him g-gweat, t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep s-set him up on high with hew 
(=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews wunnying (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about his pwants, and sent hew ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews u-unto 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of t-the fiewd. 

31:5 Thewefowe his height w-was exawted a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of t-the 
fiewd, and his boughs wewe m-muwtipwied, and his bwanches became wong 
because of t-the muwtitude of w-watews, when he shot f-fowth. 

31:6 Aww t-the f-fowws of heaven m-made theiw nyests in his boughs, and undew 
his bwanches did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd bwing fowth theiw (O.O) y-young, 
and undew his shadow d-dwewt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gweat nyations. 

31:7 T-Thus w-was he f-faiw in his gweatnyess, in t-the wength of his bwanches: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his woot w-was by gweat watews. 

31:8 The cedaws in t-the gawden of God couwd nyot hide him: t-the fiw twees 
wewe nyot w-wike his boughs, and t-the chestnyut twees wewe nyot w-wike his 
bwanches; (=`ω´=) n-nyow any twee in t-the gawden of God w-was w-wike u-unto him in his 
beauty. 

31:9 I have m-made him f-faiw by t-the muwtitude of his bwanches: so that 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of Eden, that wewe in t-the gawden of G-God, envied h-him. 

31:10 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast w-wifted up 
t-thysewf in height, and he hath shot up his top among t-the thick boughs, 
and his heawt is w-wifted up in his height; 31:11 I have thewefowe 
dewivewed him into t-the hand of t-the mighty onye of t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; he shaww 
suwewy d-deaw with him: I have dwiven him out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wickednyess. 

31:12 And stwangews, t-the t-tewwibwe of t-the n-nyations, have cut him off, 
and have weft him: upon t-the mountains and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the vawweys his 
bwanches awe ^.^ f-fawwen, and his boughs awe bwoken by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of 
t-the wand; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the eawth awe gonye down fwom his 
shadow, and have weft h-him. 

(^ω~) 3-31:13 Upon his wuin shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven w-wemain, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd shaww be upon his bwanches: 31:14 To t-the end 
that nyonye of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees by t-the watews e-exawt themsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
height, nyeithew shoot up theiw top among t-the thick boughs, nyeithew 
theiw twees stand up in theiw height, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dwink watew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dewivewed u-unto d-death, to t-the nyethew pawts of t-the eawth, in t-the 
m-midst of t-the chiwdwen of men, with t-them that go down to t-the pit. 

31:15 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; In t-the day when he went down to t-the 
gwave I caused a mouwnying: I covewed t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and I 
westwainyed t-the fwoods t-theweof, and t-the gweat watews wewe stayed: and I 
caused Webanyon to m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of t-the fiewd 
fainted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

31:16 I m-made t-the nyations to s-shake a-at t-the s-sound of his faww, when I 
cast him down to heww with t-them that descend into t-the pit: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
twees of Eden, t-the choice and best of Webanyon, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dwink watew, 
shaww be c-comfowted in t-the nyethew pawts of t-the eawth. 

31:17 They awso went down into heww with him u-unto t-them that be s-swain 
with t-the swowd; and they that wewe his awm, that d-dwewt undew his 
shadow in t-the m-midst of t-the heathen. 

31:18 To whom awt t-thou thus w-wike in gwowy and in gweatnyess among t-the 
twees of E-Eden? (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shawt t-thou be b-bwought down with t-the twees of Eden 
u-unto t-the nyethew pawts of t-the eawth: t-thou shawt w-wie in t-the m-midst of t-the 
u-unciwcumcised with t-them that be s-swain by t-the swowd. This is Phawaoh 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his muwtitude, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

32:1 And it came to pass in t-the twewfth y-yeaw, in t-the twewfth m-month, in 
t-the fiwst day of t-the m-month, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, 
s-saying, 32:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, o(>ω<)o t-take up a wamentation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Phawaoh king of 
Egypt, and say u-unto him, T-Thou awt w-wike a young w-wion of t-the n-nyations, 
and t-thou awt as a whawe in t-the seas: and t-thou camest fowth with thy 
wivews, and twoubwedst t-the watews with thy feet, and fouwedst theiw 
wivews. 

3-32:3 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww thewefowe spwead out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyet o-ovew 
thee with a company of many peopwe; and they shaww bwing thee up in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyet. 

3-32:4 T-Then wiww I weave thee upon t-the wand, I wiww cast thee fowth upon 
t-the open fiewd, and wiww c-cause (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven to wemain 
upon thee, and I wiww fiww t-the b-beasts of t-the w-whowe eawth with thee. 

3-32:5 And I wiww way thy fwesh upon t-the mountains, and fiww t-the vawweys 
with thy h-height. 

32:6 I wiww awso w-watew with thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood t-the wand whewein t-thou swimmest, 
even to t-the mountains; and t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews shaww be f-fuww of thee. 

(≧◡≦) 3-32:7 And when I shaww put thee (* ^ ω ^) o-out, I wiww covew t-the heaven, and make 
t-the staws theweof dawk; I wiww covew t-the sun with a c-cwoud, and t-the 
moon shaww nyot g-give hew wight. 

3-32:8 Aww t-the bwight wights of heaven wiww I make dawk o-ovew thee, and 
s-set dawknyess upon thy wand, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

32:9 I wiww awso v-vex t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of many p-peopwe, when I shaww bwing thy 
destwuction among t-the n-nyations, into t-the countwies which t-thou hast nyot 
knyown. 

32:10 Yea, I wiww make many peopwe a-amazed a-at thee, and theiw kings 
shaww be howwibwy afwaid (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, when I shaww (♡°▽°♡) *notices bulge* b-bwandish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-swowd 
befowe t-them; and they shaww t-twembwe a-at {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy moment, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
own w-wife, in t-the day of thy faww. 

32:11 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; The s-swowd of t-the king of Babywon 
shaww come upon thee. 

32:12 By t-the swowds of t-the mighty wiww I c-cause thy muwtitude to faww, 
t-the t-tewwibwe of t-the n-nyations, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of (=`ω´=) t-them: and they shaww spoiw t-the 
pomp of Egypt, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude theweof shaww be destwoyed. 

32:13 I wiww d-destwoy awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts theweof fwom beside t-the gweat 
watews; nyeithew shaww t-the foot of man twoubwe t-them any m-mowe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the 
hoofs of b-beasts twoubwe them. 

(＞ｍ＜) 3-32:14 T-Then wiww I make theiw watews deep, and c-cause theiw (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews to 
w-wun w-wike oiw, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

32:15 When I shaww make t-the wand of Egypt d-desowate, and t-the c-countwy 
shaww be destitute of that wheweof it w-was fuww, when I shaww smite (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-them that dweww thewein, t-then shaww they knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

3-32:16 This is t-the wamentation whewewith they shaww wament hew: t-the 
daughtews of t-the nyations shaww wament hew: they shaww wament (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew, 
even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Egypt, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew muwtitude, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

3-32:17 I-It came to pass awso in t-the twewfth y-yeaw, in t-the f-fifteenth day 
of t-the m-month, that t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 3-32:18 
S-Son of ^.^ m-man, waiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of Egypt, and cast t-them down, even 
hew, and t-the daughtews of t-the famous n-nyations, u-unto t-the nyethew pawts of 
t-the eawth, with t-them that go down into t-the pit. 

32:19 Whom d-dost t-thou pass in beauty? go down, and be t-thou w-waid with 
t-the unciwcumcised. 

3-32:20 They shaww faww in t-the m-midst of t-them that awe s-swain by t-the 
(--_--) s-swowd: she is dewivewed to t-the (--_--) s-swowd: d-dwaw hew and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew muwtitudes. 

3-32:21 The stwong among t-the mighty shaww speak to him out of t-the m-midst 
of heww with t-them that hewp him: they awe gonye down, they w-wie 
unciwcumcised, s-swain by t-the swowd. 

32:22 Asshuw is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew company: his gwaves awe about him: 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them swain, f-fawwen by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: 32:23 Whose gwaves awe s-set in 
t-the s-sides of t-the pit, and hew company is (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about hew gwave: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of 
t-them swain, f-fawwen by t-the swowd, which caused tewwow in t-the wand of 
t-the wiving. 

3-32:24 Thewe is Ewam and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew muwtitude (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about hew gwave, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
of t-them swain, f-fawwen by t-the swowd, which awe gonye down u-unciwcumcised 
into t-the nyethew pawts of t-the eawth, which caused theiw tewwow in t-the 
wand of t-the (/ =ω=)/ w-wiving; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have they (￣ω￣) b-bownye theiw shame with t-them that go 
down to t-the pit. 

3-32:25 They have s-set hew a b-bed in t-the m-midst of t-the s-swain with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew 
o(>< )o m-muwtitude: hew gwaves awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them unciwcumcised, 
s-swain by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: t-though theiw tewwow w-was caused in t-the wand of t-the 
wiving, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have they (￣ω￣) b-bownye theiw shame with t-them that go down to t-the 
pit: he is put in t-the m-midst of t-them that be swain. 

32:26 Thewe is Meshech, Tubaw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew o(>< )o m-muwtitude: hew gwaves awe 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them unciwcumcised, s-swain by t-the swowd, t-though 
they caused theiw tewwow in t-the wand of t-the wiving. 

32:27 And they shaww nyot w-wie with t-the mighty that awe f-fawwen of t-the 
unciwcumcised, which awe gonye down to heww with theiw weapons of w-waw: 
and they have w-waid theiw swowds undew theiw heads, but theiw 
inyiquities shaww be upon theiw bonyes, t-though they wewe t-the tewwow of 
t-the mighty in t-the wand of t-the wiving. 

32:28 Yea, t-thou shawt be bwoken in t-the m-midst of t-the unciwcumcised, and 
shawt w-wie with t-them that awe s-swain with t-the swowd. 

32:29 Thewe is Edom, hew kings, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew pwinces, which with theiw 
m-might awe w-waid by t-them that wewe s-swain by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: they shaww w-wie 
with t-the unciwcumcised, and with t-them that go down to t-the pit. 

32:30 Thewe be t-the pwinces of t-the nyowth, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
Zidonyians, which awe gonye down with t-the swain; with theiw tewwow they 
awe a-ashamed of theiw might; and they w-wie u-unciwcumcised with t-them that 
be s-swain by t-the swowd, and beaw theiw shame with t-them that go down to 
t-the pit. 

3-32:31 Phawaoh shaww s-see t-them, and shaww be c-comfowted o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
muwtitude, even Phawaoh and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmy s-swain by t-the swowd, saith t-the 
Wowd G-GOD. 

32:32 Fow I have caused o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tewwow in t-the wand of t-the wiving: and he 
shaww be w-waid in t-the m-midst of t-the u-unciwcumcised with t-them that awe 
s-swain with t-the swowd, even Phawaoh and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his muwtitude, saith t-the 
Wowd G-GOD. 

3-33:1 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 33:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
speak to t-the chiwdwen of thy p-peopwe, and say u-unto t-them, When I bwing 
t-the s-swowd upon a wand, if t-the peopwe of t-the wand o(>ω<)o t-take a man of theiw 
coasts, and s-set him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw watchman: 33:3 If when he seeth t-the 
s-swowd come upon t-the wand, he b-bwow t-the twumpet, and wawn t-the peopwe; 
33:4 T-Then w-whosoevew heaweth t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, and taketh nyot 
wawnying; if t-the s-swowd come, and o(>ω<)o t-take him away, his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon 
his own head. 

3-33:5 He heawd t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet, and took nyot wawnying; his 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww be upon h-him. But he that taketh wawnying shaww d-dewivew his 
souw. 

33:6 But if t-the watchman s-see t-the s-swowd come, and b-bwow nyot t-the twumpet, 
and t-the peopwe be nyot wawnyed; if t-the s-swowd come, and o(>ω<)o t-take any pewson 
fwom among t-them, he is taken away in his inyiquity; but his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood wiww 
I wequiwe a-at t-the watchman's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

33:7 S-So thou, O-O son of ^.^ m-man, I have s-set thee a watchman u-unto t-the house 
of I-Iswaew; thewefowe t-thou shawt h-heaw t-the wowd a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and wawn 
t-them fwom me. 

3-33:8 When I say u-unto t-the w-wicked, O-O wicked ^.^ m-man, t-thou shawt suwewy die; 
if t-thou d-dost nyot speak to wawn t-the wicked fwom his way, that wicked 
man shaww die in his inyiquity; but his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood wiww I wequiwe a-at thinye 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

33:9 N-Nyevewthewess, if t-thou wawn t-the wicked of his w-way to tuwn fwom it; 
if he (^-^*)/ d-do nyot tuwn fwom his way, he shaww die in his inyiquity; but t-thou 
hast dewivewed thy souw. 

33:10 Thewefowe, O-O t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, speak u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew; 
T-Thus ye speak, s-saying, If ouw twansgwessions and ouw s-sins be upon u-us, 
and we pinye away in t-them, how shouwd we t-then w-wive? 33:11 Say u-unto 
t-them, As I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, I have nyo pweasuwe in t-the death 
of t-the wicked; but that t-the wicked tuwn fwom his w-way and w-wive: tuwn 
ye, tuwn ye fwom youw eviw w-ways; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why wiww ye die, O-O house of 
I-Iswaew? 33:12 Thewefowe, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, say u-unto t-the chiwdwen of 
thy p-peopwe, The wighteousnyess of t-the wighteous shaww nyot d-dewivew him 
in t-the day of his twansgwession: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wickednyess of t-the w-wicked, 
he shaww nyot faww theweby in t-the day that he tuwnyeth fwom his 
wickednyess; nyeithew shaww t-the wighteous be abwe to wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
wighteousnyess in t-the day that he sinnyeth. 

33:13 When I shaww say to t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, that he shaww suwewy wive; if 
he t-twust to his own wighteousnyess, and commit inyiquity, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
wighteousnyesses shaww nyot be w-wemembewed; but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his i-inyiquity that he 
hath committed, he shaww die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it. 

33:14 A-Again, when I say u-unto t-the w-wicked, T-Thou shawt suwewy die; if he 
tuwn fwom his sin, and (^-^*)/ d-do that which is wawfuw and wight; 33:15 If t-the 
wicked westowe t-the pwedge, g-give again that he h-had wobbed, wawk in t-the 
s-statutes of w-wife, without committing inyiquity; he shaww suwewy wive, 
he shaww nyot die. 

3-33:16 N-Nyonye of his s-sins that he hath committed shaww be m-mentionyed u-unto 
him: he hath donye that which is wawfuw and wight; he shaww suwewy 
w-wive. 

33:17 Y-Yet t-the chiwdwen of thy peopwe say, The w-way of t-the Wowd is nyot 
equaw: but as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, theiw w-way is nyot e-equaw. 

33:18 When t-the wighteous tuwnyeth fwom his wighteousnyess, and 
committeth inyiquity, he shaww even die theweby. 

33:19 But if t-the wicked tuwn fwom his wickednyess, and (^-^*)/ d-do that which is 
wawfuw and (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, he shaww wive theweby. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* 3-33:20 Y-Yet ye say, The w-way of t-the Wowd is nyot e-equaw. O-O ye house of 
I-Iswaew, I wiww j-judge you {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye aftew his w-ways. 

33:21 And it came to pass in t-the twewfth yeaw of ouw c-captivity, in t-the 
(o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth m-month, in t-the fifth day of t-the m-month, that onye that h-had escaped 
out of Jewusawem came u-unto me, s-saying, The city is smitten. 

3-33:22 Nyow t-the hand of t-the WOWD w-was upon m-me in t-the evenying, afowe he 
that w-was escaped c-came; and h-had openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, untiw he came to m-me in 
t-the m-mownying; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth w-was openyed, and I w-was nyo mowe (o´∀`o) d-dumb. 

33:23 T-Then t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 33:24 S-Son of 
^.^ m-man, they that i-inhabit those wastes of t-the wand of Iswaew speak, 
s-saying, A-Abwaham w-was o-onye, and he (^-^*)/ i-inhewited t-the wand: but we awe many; 
t-the wand is given us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow inhewitance. 

33:25 Whewefowe say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Ye e-eat with 
t-the bwood, and wift up youw eyes towawd youw idows, and shed b-bwood: 
and shaww ye possess t-the w-wand? 33:26 Ye stand upon youw swowd, ye 
wowk abominyation, and ye defiwe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his nyeighbouw's wife: and 
shaww ye possess t-the w-wand? 33:27 Say t-thou thus u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD; As I wive, suwewy they that awe in t-the wastes shaww faww 
by t-the swowd, and him that is in t-the open fiewd wiww I g-give to t-the 
b-beasts to be devouwed, and they that be in t-the fowts and in t-the caves 
shaww die of t-the p-pestiwence. 

33:28 Fow I wiww way t-the wand most d-desowate, and t-the pomp of hew 
stwength shaww (ノωヽ) c-cease; and t-the mountains of Iswaew shaww be d-desowate, 
that nyonye shaww pass thwough. 

33:29 T-Then shaww they knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I have w-waid t-the 
wand most desowate because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw abominyations which they have 
committed. 

3-33:30 Awso, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, t-the chiwdwen of thy peopwe stiww awe 
tawking against thee by t-the wawws and in t-the doows of t-the houses, and 
speak onye to anyothew, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his bwothew, s-saying, Come, I p-pway 
y-you, and h-heaw what is t-the wowd that cometh fowth fwom t-the WOWD. 

33:31 And they come u-unto thee as t-the peopwe cometh, and they sit 
befowe thee as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and they h-heaw thy wowds, but they wiww nyot 
(^-^*)/ d-do (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with theiw mouth they s-shew m-much wove, but theiw heawt 
goeth aftew theiw covetousnyess. 

33:32 And, wo, t-thou awt u-unto t-them as a vewy wovewy song of onye that 
hath a pweasant voice, and c-can pway w-weww on an i-instwument: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
h-heaw thy wowds, but they (^-^*)/ d-do t-them n-nyot. 

33:33 And when this cometh to pass, (wo, it wiww c-come,) t-then shaww 
they knyow that a pwophet hath b-been among them. 

34:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 34:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against t-the shephewds of I-Iswaew, pwophesy, and say u-unto t-them, 
T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD u-unto t-the shephewds; Woe be to t-the shephewds of 
Iswaew that (^-^*)/ d-do feed t-themsewves! shouwd nyot t-the shephewds feed t-the 
( ~*-*)~ f-fwocks? 34:3 Ye e-eat t-the fat, and ye cwothe you with t-the woow, ye kiww 
t-them that awe fed: but ye feed nyot t-the fwock. 

(^ω~) *giggles shyly* 3-34:4 The diseased have ye nyot s-stwengthenyed, nyeithew have ye heawed 
that which w-was sick, nyeithew have ye b-bound up that which w-was bwoken, 
nyeithew have ye b-bwought again that which w-was dwiven away, nyeithew have 
ye sought that which w-was wost; but with fowce and with cwuewty have ye 
wuwed them. 

34:5 And they wewe scattewed, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo shephewd: and they 
became meat to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd, when they wewe scattewed. 

34:6 My sheep OwO w-wandewed thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mountains, and upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high 
hiww: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock w-was scattewed upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-face of t-the eawth, and 
nyonye did s-seawch ow seek aftew them. 

34:7 Thewefowe, ye shephewds, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD; 3-34:8 As I 
wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, suwewy because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock became a pwey, and 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock became meat to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the fiewd, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo 
s-shephewd, nyeithew did o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my shephewds s-seawch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, but t-the 
shephewds fed themsewves, and fed nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock; 34:9 Thewefowe, O-O ye 
shephewds, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD; 34:10 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; 
Behowd, I am against t-the shephewds; and I wiww wequiwe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwock a-at 
theiw hand, and c-cause t-them to cease fwom feeding t-the fwock; nyeithew 
shaww t-the shephewds feed themsewves any mowe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww d-dewivew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fwock fwom theiw mouth, that they may nyot be meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

34:11 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I, even I, wiww both s-seawch 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep, and seek t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

34:12 As a s-shephewd seeketh out his fwock in t-the day that he is among 
his sheep that awe scattewed; so wiww I seek out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep, and wiww 
d-dewivew t-them out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces whewe they have b-been scattewed in t-the 
cwoudy and dawk d-day. 

34:13 And I wiww bwing t-them out fwom t-the p-peopwe, and gathew t-them fwom 
t-the countwies, and wiww bwing t-them to theiw own wand, and feed t-them 
upon t-the mountains of Iswaew by t-the wivews, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (✧ω✧) i-inhabited 
pwaces of t-the countwy. 

34:14 I wiww feed t-them in a g-good pastuwe, and upon t-the high mountains 
of Iswaew shaww theiw fowd be: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they w-wie in a g-good f-fowd, 
and in a fat pastuwe shaww they feed upon t-the mountains of Iswaew. 

3-34:15 I wiww feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, and I wiww c-cause t-them to w-wie down, saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

34:16 I wiww seek that which w-was w-wost, and bwing again that which w-was 
dwiven away, and wiww bind up that which w-was bwoken, and wiww 
stwengthen that which w-was sick: but I wiww d-destwoy t-the fat and t-the 
stwong; I wiww feed t-them with judgment. 

34:17 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I 
j-judge b-between cattwe and cattwe, b-between t-the wams and t-the he goats. 

34:18 Seemeth it a smaww t-thing u-unto you to have eaten up t-the g-good 
pastuwe, but ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must twead down with youw feet t-the wesidue of youw 
pastuwes? and to have dwunk of t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep w-watews, but ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must f-fouw t-the 
wesidue with youw feet? 34:19 And as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, they e-eat that 
which ye have twodden with youw feet; and they dwink that which ye 
have fouwed with youw feet. 

34:20 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd GOD u-unto t-them; Behowd, I, even I, 
wiww j-judge b-between t-the fat cattwe and b-between t-the wean c-cattwe. 

3-34:21 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have thwust with side and with (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and pushed 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the diseased with youw howns, tiww ye have scattewed t-them abwoad; 
3-34:22 Thewefowe wiww I s-save o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, and they shaww nyo mowe be a 
pwey; and I wiww j-judge b-between cattwe and c-cattwe. 

3-34:23 And I wiww s-set up onye s-shephewd o-ovew t-them, and he shaww feed 
t-them, even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; he shaww feed t-them, and he shaww be theiw 
shephewd. 

34:24 And I t-the WOWD wiww be theiw G-God, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant David a pwince 
among t-them; I t-the WOWD have spoken it. 

3-34:25 And I wiww make with t-them a c-covenyant of p-peace, and wiww c-cause 
t-the eviw b-beasts to cease out of t-the wand: and they shaww dweww safewy 
in t-the wiwdewnyess, and (o´∀`o) s-sweep in t-the woods. 

34:26 And I wiww make t-them and t-the pwaces (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww a 
b-bwessing; and I wiww c-cause t-the showew to come down in his season; 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be showews of bwessing. 

34:27 And t-the twee of t-the fiewd shaww yiewd hew f-fwuit, and t-the eawth 
shaww yiewd hew incwease, and they shaww be safe in theiw wand, and 
shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I have bwoken t-the bands of theiw 
yoke, and dewivewed t-them out of t-the hand of those that sewved 
themsewves of them. 

3-34:28 And they shaww nyo mowe be a pwey to t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, nyeithew shaww 
t-the beast of t-the wand devouw t-them; but they shaww dweww safewy, and 
nyonye shaww make t-them afwaid. 

34:29 And I wiww w-waise up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them a pwant of wenyown, and they shaww 
be nyo mowe consumed with h-hungew in t-the wand, nyeithew beaw t-the shame of 
t-the heathen any mowe. 

34:30 T-Thus shaww they knyow that I t-the WOWD theiw God am with t-them, and 
that they, even t-the house of I-Iswaew, awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, saith t-the Wowd 
G-GOD. 

34:31 And ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwock, t-the fwock of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pastuwe, awe men, and I am youw 
G-God, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

35:1 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 35:2 S-Son of 
^.^ m-man, s-set thy f-face against mount Seiw, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against it, 35:3 
And say u-unto it, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, O-O mount Seiw, I am 
against thee, and I wiww s-stwetch out minye hand against thee, and I 
wiww make thee most >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

35:4 I wiww way thy c-cities waste, and t-thou shawt be d-desowate, and t-thou 
shawt knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

35:5 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast h-had a pewpetuaw h-hatwed, and hast shed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew by t-the fowce of t-the s-swowd in t-the time of 
theiw (♡°▽°♡) c-cawamity, in t-the time that theiw i-inyiquity h-had an end: 3-35:6 
Thewefowe, as I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, I wiww p-pwepawe thee u-unto 
bwood, and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww puwsue t-thee: s-sith t-thou hast nyot hated bwood, 
even ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shaww puwsue thee. 

35:7 T-Thus wiww I make mount Seiw most d-desowate, and cut off fwom it 
him that passeth out and him that wetuwnyeth. 

3-35:8 And I wiww fiww his mountains with his s-swain m-men: in thy h-hiwws, 
and in thy vawweys, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wivews, shaww they faww that awe 
s-swain with t-the swowd. 

3-35:9 I wiww make thee pewpetuaw desowations, and thy c-cities shaww nyot 
wetuwn: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

35:10 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast said, These two nyations and these two 
countwies shaww be minye, and we wiww possess it; w-wheweas t-the WOWD w-was 
thewe: 3-35:11 Thewefowe, as I wive, saith t-the Wowd GOD, I wiww even (^-^*)/ d-do 
a-accowding to thinye angew, and a-accowding to thinye envy which t-thou hast 
used out of thy hatwed against t-them; and I wiww make mysewf knyown 
among t-them, when I have judged thee. 

35:12 And t-thou shawt knyow that I am t-the WOWD, and that I have heawd 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy bwasphemies which t-thou hast spoken against t-the mountains of 
I-Iswaew, s-saying, They awe w-waid d-desowate, they awe given us to consume. 

3-35:13 T-Thus with youw mouth ye have b-boasted against me, and have 
m-muwtipwied youw w-wowds against me: I have heawd them. 

35:14 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; When t-the w-whowe eawth wejoiceth, I wiww 
make thee >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

35:15 As t-thou didst wejoice a-at t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the house of I-Iswaew, 
because it w-was d-desowate, so wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-thee: t-thou shawt be 
d-desowate, O-O mount Seiw, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Idumea, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of i-it: and they shaww 
knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

36:1 Awso, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto t-the mountains of I-Iswaew, and 
say, Ye mountains of I-Iswaew, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD: 3-36:2 T-Thus 
saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the enyemy hath said against y-you, Aha, even 
t-the (＞ｍ＜) *blushes* a-ancient high pwaces awe ouws in possession: 36:3 Thewefowe 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy and say, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have m-made you 
d-desowate, and swawwowed you up on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, that ye m-might be a 
^.^ p-possession u-unto t-the wesidue of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and ye awe taken up in t-the 
w-wips of t-tawkews, and awe an infamy of t-the peopwe: 36:4 Thewefowe, ye 
mountains of I-Iswaew, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the Wowd G-GOD; T-Thus saith t-the 
Wowd GOD to t-the mountains, and to t-the h-hiwws, to t-the wivews, and to t-the 
vawweys, to t-the desowate wastes, and to t-the c-cities that awe fowsaken, 
which became a pwey and dewision to t-the wesidue of t-the heathen that 
awe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; 3-36:5 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; S-Suwewy in t-the 
fiwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy have I spoken against t-the wesidue of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, 
and against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Idumea, which have appointed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand into theiw 
^.^ p-possession with t-the joy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw heawt, with despitefuw minds, to 
cast it out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwey. 

36:6 Pwophesy thewefowe c-concewnying t-the wand of I-Iswaew, and say u-unto 
t-the mountains, and to t-the h-hiwws, to t-the wivews, and to t-the vawweys, 
T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I have spoken in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy and in 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy, because ye have (￣ω￣) b-bownye t-the shame of t-the heathen: 36:7 
Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I have w-wifted up minye hand, S-Suwewy 
t-the heathen that awe about y-you, they shaww beaw theiw shame. 

36:8 But ye, O-O mountains of I-Iswaew, ye shaww shoot fowth youw 
bwanches, and yiewd youw fwuit to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe of I-Iswaew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe a-at 
hand to come. 

36:9 Fow, b-behowd, I am (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and I wiww tuwn u-unto y-you, and ye shaww 
be tiwwed and sown: 36:10 And I wiww m-muwtipwy men upon y-you, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
house of I-Iswaew, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of i-it: and t-the c-cities shaww be inhabited, 
and t-the wastes shaww be buiwded: 36:11 And I wiww m-muwtipwy upon you 
man and (´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; and they shaww incwease and bwing fwuit: and I wiww 
s-settwe you aftew youw o-owd ( =ω=)..nyaa e-estates, and wiww (^-^*)/ d-do bettew u-unto you than a-at 
youw beginnyings: and ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

36:12 Yea, I wiww c-cause men to wawk upon y-you, even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew; 
and they shaww possess thee, and t-thou shawt be theiw inhewitance, and 
t-thou shawt nyo mowe hencefowth b-beweave t-them of m-men. 

3-36:13 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they say u-unto y-you, T-Thou wand 
devouwest up men, and hast beweaved thy n-nyations: 36:14 Thewefowe t-thou 
shawt devouw men nyo m-mowe, nyeithew b-beweave thy nyations any m-mowe, saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

36:15 N-Nyeithew wiww I c-cause men to h-heaw in thee t-the shame of t-the 
heathen any m-mowe, nyeithew shawt t-thou beaw t-the wepwoach of t-the peopwe 
any m-mowe, nyeithew shawt t-thou c-cause thy nyations to faww any m-mowe, saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

36:16 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 36:17 S-Son of 
^.^ m-man, when t-the house of Iswaew d-dwewt in theiw own wand, they defiwed it 
by theiw own w-way and by theiw doings: theiw w-way w-was befowe m-me as t-the 
uncweannyess of a w-wemoved |･ω･) w-woman. 

36:18 Whewefowe I pouwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy upon t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that they h-had 
shed upon t-the wand, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw idows whewewith they h-had powwuted 
i-it: 36:19 And I scattewed t-them among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and they wewe 
d-dispewsed thwough t-the c-countwies: a-accowding to theiw w-way and a-accowding 
to theiw doings I judged them. 

36:20 And when they entewed u-unto t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whithew they went, they 
pwofanyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame, when they said to t-them, These awe t-the peopwe of 
t-the WOWD, and awe gonye fowth out of his wand. 

36:21 But I h-had p-pity (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye h-howy nyame, which t-the house of Iswaew h-had 
pwofanyed among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whithew they went. 

3-36:22 Thewefowe say u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew, thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; 
I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot this (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes, O-O house of I-Iswaew, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye h-howy 
nyame's sake, which ye have pwofanyed among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whithew ye 
went. 

36:23 And I wiww sanctify o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gweat nyame, which w-was pwofanyed among t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, which ye have pwofanyed in t-the m-midst of t-them; and t-the heathen 
shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, saith t-the Wowd GOD, when I shaww be 
sanctified in you befowe theiw eyes. 

36:24 Fow I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take you fwom among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and gathew you out 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww countwies, and wiww bwing you into youw own wand. 

36:25 T-Then wiww I spwinkwe cwean w-watew upon y-you, and ye shaww be 
cwean: fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw fiwthinyess, and fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw idows, wiww I 
cweanse you. 

36:26 A-A nyew heawt awso wiww I g-give y-you, and a nyew spiwit wiww I put 
within you: and I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the stony heawt out of youw f-fwesh, 
and I wiww g-give you an heawt of ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

36:27 And I wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit within y-you, and c-cause you to wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-statutes, and ye shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and (^-^*)/ d-do them. 

36:28 And ye shaww dweww in t-the wand that I gave to youw fathews; and 
ye shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww be youw God. 

(/ =ω=)/ 3-36:29 I wiww awso s-save you fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw uncweannyesses: and I wiww 
caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cown, and wiww incwease it, and way nyo faminye upon you. 

36:30 And I wiww m-muwtipwy t-the fwuit of t-the twee, and t-the incwease of 
t-the fiewd, that ye shaww weceive nyo mowe wepwoach of faminye among t-the 
heathen. 

36:31 T-Then shaww ye (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew youw own eviw ways, and youw doings that 
wewe nyot g-good, and shaww wothe youwsewves in youw own sight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw 
inyiquities and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw abominyations. 

36:32 Nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes (^-^*)/ d-do I this, saith t-the Wowd GOD, be it knyown 
u-unto you: be a-ashamed and confounded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw own ways, O-O house of 
Iswaew. 

36:33 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; In t-the day that I shaww have cweansed 
you fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw inyiquities I wiww awso c-cause you to dweww in t-the 
cities, and t-the wastes shaww be buiwded. 

36:34 And t-the desowate wand shaww be tiwwed, w-wheweas it way desowate 
in t-the sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that passed by. 

36:35 And they shaww say, This wand that w-was desowate is become w-wike 
t-the gawden of Eden; and t-the waste and desowate and wuinyed c-cities awe 
become fenced, and awe i-inhabited. 

36:36 T-Then t-the heathen that awe weft (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about you shaww knyow that I 
t-the WOWD buiwd t-the wuinyed pwaces, and pwant that that w-was desowate: I 
t-the WOWD have spoken it, and I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do it. 

36:37 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this be enquiwed of by 
t-the house of I-Iswaew, to (^-^*)/ d-do it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them; I wiww incwease t-them with men 
w-wike a fwock. 

36:38 As t-the h-howy f-fwock, as t-the fwock of Jewusawem in hew sowemn 
feasts; so shaww t-the waste c-cities be fiwwed with f-fwocks of m-men: and 
they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

37:1 The hand of t-the WOWD w-was upon me, and cawwied m-me out in t-the 
spiwit of t-the WOWD, and s-set m-me down in t-the m-midst of t-the vawwey which 
w-was f-fuww of bonyes, 37:2 And caused m-me to pass by t-them (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: 
and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe vewy many in t-the open vawwey; and, wo, they 
wewe vewy dwy. 

3-37:3 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, c-can these bonyes w-wive? And I 
answewed, O-O Wowd GOD, t-thou k-knyowest. 

37:4 A-Again he said u-unto me, Pwophesy upon these bonyes, and say u-unto 
t-them, O-O ye dwy bonyes, h-heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. 

37:5 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD u-unto these bonyes; Behowd, I wiww c-cause 
bweath to entew into y-you, and ye shaww w-wive: 37:6 And I wiww way 
sinyews upon y-you, and wiww bwing up fwesh upon y-you, and covew you with 
s-skin, and put bweath in y-you, and ye shaww wive; and ye shaww knyow that 
I am t-the WOWD. 

37:7 S-So I pwophesied as I w-was commanded: and as I (♡°▽°♡) p-pwophesied, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was a nyoise, and (x_x)V b-behowd a shaking, and t-the bonyes came togethew, bonye 
to his bonye. 

37:8 And when I behewd, wo, t-the sinyews and t-the fwesh came up upon 
t-them, and t-the skin covewed t-them above: but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo bweath in 
them. 

37:9 T-Then said he u-unto me, Pwophesy u-unto t-the wind, pwophesy, son of 
^.^ m-man, and say to t-the wind, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Come fwom t-the fouw 
winds, O-O bweath, and bweathe upon these swain, that they may w-wive. 

37:10 S-So I pwophesied as he commanded me, and t-the bweath came into 
t-them, and they w-wived, and s-stood up upon theiw feet, an exceeding gweat 
awmy. 

37:11 T-Then he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, these bonyes awe t-the w-whowe 
house of Iswaew: b-behowd, they say, O-Ouw bonyes awe dwied, and ouw hope 
is wost: we awe cut off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw p-pawts. 

37:12 Thewefowe ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy and say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; 
Behowd, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, I wiww open youw gwaves, and c-cause you to come up 
out of youw gwaves, and bwing you into t-the wand of Iswaew. 

37:13 And ye shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, when I have openyed youw 
gwaves, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and b-bwought you up out of youw gwaves, 3-37:14 And 
shaww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit in y-you, and ye shaww wive, and I shaww pwace you 
in youw own wand: t-then shaww ye knyow that I t-the WOWD have spoken it, 
and ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed it, saith t-the WOWD. 

3-37:15 The wowd of t-the WOWD came again u-unto me, s-saying, 37:16 Moweovew, 
t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, o(>ω<)o t-take thee onye stick, and wwite upon it, Fow Judah, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew his companyions: t-then o(>ω<)o t-take anyothew 
stick, and wwite upon it, Fow Joseph, t-the stick of Ephwaim and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the house of Iswaew his companyions: 37:17 And join t-them onye to anyothew 
into onye stick; and they shaww become onye in thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

37:18 And when t-the chiwdwen of thy peopwe shaww speak u-unto thee, 
s-saying, Wiwt t-thou nyot s-shew us what t-thou meanyest by these? 37:19 Say 
u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the stick of 
Joseph, which is in t-the hand of Ephwaim, and t-the twibes of Iswaew his 
fewwows, and wiww put t-them with him, even with t-the stick of Judah, and 
make t-them onye stick, and they shaww be onye in minye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

37:20 And t-the s-sticks wheweon t-thou wwitest shaww be in thinye hand 
befowe theiw eyes. 

3-37:21 And say u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew fwom among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, whithew they be gonye, 
and wiww gathew t-them on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, and bwing t-them into theiw own 
wand: 37:22 And I wiww make t-them onye nyation in t-the wand upon t-the 
mountains of I-Iswaew; and onye king shaww be king to t-them aww: and they 
shaww be nyo mowe two n-nyations, nyeithew shaww they be d-divided into two 
(´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms any mowe a-at aww. 

37:23 N-Nyeithew shaww they defiwe themsewves any mowe with theiw idows, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow with theiw d-detestabwe things, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with any of theiw 
twansgwessions: but I wiww s-save t-them out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw dwewwingpwaces, 
whewein they have sinnyed, and wiww cweanse (=`ω´=) t-them: so shaww they be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
p-peopwe, and I wiww be theiw God. 

37:24 And David o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant shaww be king o-ovew t-them; and they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww 
have onye shephewd: they shaww awso wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgments, and o-obsewve 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, and (^-^*)/ d-do them. 

37:25 And they shaww dweww in t-the wand that I have given u-unto J-Jacob o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-sewvant, whewein youw f-fathews have dwewt; and they shaww dweww 
thewein, even they, and theiw c-chiwdwen, and theiw c-chiwdwen's chiwdwen 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant David shaww be theiw pwince (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

37:26 Moweovew I wiww make a c-covenyant of peace with t-them; it shaww be 
an evewwasting c-covenyant with (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww pwace t-them, and m-muwtipwy 
t-them, and wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy in t-the m-midst of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 

3-37:27 My tabewnyacwe awso shaww be with (=`ω´=) t-them: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww be theiw G-God, 
and they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

37:28 And t-the heathen shaww knyow that I t-the WOWD (^-^*)/ d-do sanctify I-Iswaew, 
when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy shaww be in t-the m-midst of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 

38:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 38:2 S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
s-set thy f-face against G-Gog, t-the wand of (＾• ω •＾) M-Magog, t-the chief pwince of 
M-Meshech and Tubaw, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against him, ＼(≧▽≦)／ 3-38:3 And say, T-Thus saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I am against thee, O-O G-Gog, t-the chief pwince of 
M-Meshech and Tubaw: 3-38:4 And I wiww tuwn thee b-back, and put hooks into 
thy jaws, and I wiww bwing thee fowth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye awmy, howses and 
howsemen, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them cwothed with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sowts of a-awmouw, even a gweat 
company with buckwews and shiewds, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them handwing swowds: 3-38:5 
Pewsia, Ethiopia, and Wibya with t-them; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them with shiewd and 
hewmet: 38:6 G-Gomew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bands; t-the house of Togawmah of t-the 
nyowth quawtews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his bands: and many peopwe with thee. 

38:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou pwepawed, and p-pwepawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow xDD t-thysewf, thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
company that awe assembwed u-unto thee, and be t-thou a g-guawd u-unto them. 

(o^ ^o)/ *screams* 3-38:8 Aftew many days t-thou shawt be v-visited: in t-the wattew yeaws t-thou 
shawt come into t-the wand that is b-bwought back fwom t-the swowd, and is 
gathewed out of many p-peopwe, against t-the mountains of I-Iswaew, which 
have b-been awways waste: but it is b-bwought fowth out of t-the n-nyations, 
and they shaww dweww safewy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of them. 

38:9 T-Thou shawt ascend and come w-wike a stowm, t-thou shawt be w-wike a 
cwoud to covew t-the wand, thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy bands, and many peopwe with 
thee. 

3-38:10 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; I-It shaww awso come to pass, that a-at t-the 
same time shaww things come into thy mind, and t-thou shawt think an 
eviw thought: 38:11 And t-thou shawt say, I wiww go up to t-the wand of 
unwawwed viwwages; I wiww go to t-them that awe a-at west, that dweww 
safewy, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them dwewwing without (＃`Д´) *looks away* w-wawws, and h-having nyeithew baws 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow gates, 3-38:12 To o(>ω<)o t-take a spoiw, and to o(>ω<)o t-take a pwey; to tuwn thinye 
hand upon t-the desowate pwaces that awe nyow inhabited, and upon t-the 
peopwe that awe gathewed out of t-the n-nyations, which have gotten cattwe 
and goods, that dweww in t-the m-midst of t-the wand. 

♡(｡- ω -) *looks away* 3-38:13 Sheba, and D-Dedan, and t-the mewchants of T-Tawshish, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
young w-wions t-theweof, shaww say u-unto thee, Awt t-thou come to o(>ω<)o t-take a 
spoiw? hast t-thou gathewed thy company to o(>ω<)o t-take a pwey? to cawwy away 
s-siwvew and gowd, to o(>ω<)o t-take away cattwe and goods, to o(>ω<)o t-take a gweat spoiw? 
38:14 Thewefowe, son of ^.^ m-man, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy and say u-unto G-Gog, T-Thus saith t-the 
Wowd G-GOD; In that day when o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe of Iswaew d-dwewweth safewy, shawt 
t-thou nyot knyow it? 38:15 And t-thou shawt come fwom thy pwace out of t-the 
nyowth pawts, thou, and many peopwe with thee, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them widing upon 
howses, a gweat company, and a mighty awmy: 38:16 And t-thou shawt come 
up against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe of I-Iswaew, as a cwoud to covew t-the wand; it shaww 
be in t-the wattew days, and I wiww bwing thee against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand, that t-the 
heathen may knyow me, when I shaww be sanctified in thee, O-O G-Gog, befowe 
theiw eyes. 

38:17 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Awt t-thou he of whom I have spoken in 
o-owd time by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets of I-Iswaew, which pwophesied in 
those days many yeaws that I w-wouwd bwing thee against them? 3-38:18 And 
it shaww come to pass a-at t-the same time when G-Gog shaww come against t-the 
wand of I-Iswaew, saith t-the Wowd GOD, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fuwy shaww come up in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(￣ω￣) f-face. 

38:19 Fow in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy and in t-the fiwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath have I spoken, 
S-Suwewy in that day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a gweat (☆ω☆) s-shaking in t-the wand of 
I-Iswaew; 38:20 S-So that t-the fishes of t-the sea, and t-the f-fowws of t-the 
heaven, and t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-cweeping things that 
cweep upon t-the eawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men that awe upon t-the f-face of t-the 
eawth, shaww s-shake a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwesence, and t-the mountains shaww be thwown 
down, and t-the steep pwaces shaww faww, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy waww shaww faww to 
t-the gwound. 

38:21 And I wiww caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-swowd against him (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
mountains, saith t-the Wowd GOD: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's s-swowd shaww be against his 
bwothew. 

3-38:22 And I wiww pwead against him with pestiwence and with bwood; and 
I wiww wain upon him, and upon his bands, and upon t-the many peopwe 
that awe with him, an ovewfwowing wain, and gweat haiwstonyes, f-fiwe, 
and bwimstonye. 

38:23 T-Thus wiww I magnyify mysewf, and sanctify mysewf; and I wiww be 
knyown in t-the eyes of many n-nyations, and they shaww knyow that I am t-the 
WOWD. 

39:1 Thewefowe, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy against G-Gog, and say, T-Thus 
saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Behowd, I am against thee, O-O G-Gog, t-the chief pwince 
of M-Meshech and Tubaw: 3-39:2 And I wiww tuwn thee b-back, and weave but 
t-the sixth pawt of thee, and wiww c-cause thee to come up fwom t-the nyowth 
pawts, and wiww bwing thee upon t-the mountains of Iswaew: 39:3 And I 
wiww smite thy bow out of thy weft hand, and wiww c-cause thinye awwows 
to faww out of thy wight ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

39:4 T-Thou shawt faww upon t-the mountains of I-Iswaew, thou, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
bands, and t-the peopwe that is with t-thee: I wiww g-give thee u-unto t-the 
wavenyous biwds of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sowt, and to t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd to be 
devouwed. 

39:5 T-Thou shawt faww upon t-the open fiewd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have spoken it, saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

39:6 And I wiww send a fiwe on (＾• ω •＾) M-Magog, and among t-them that dweww 
cawewesswy in t-the iswes: and they shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD. 

39:7 S-So wiww I make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame knyown in t-the m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe 
I-Iswaew; and I wiww nyot wet t-them powwute o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame any mowe: and t-the 
heathen shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD, t-the Howy Onye in Iswaew. 

3-39:8 Behowd, it is come, and it is donye, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; this is 
t-the day wheweof I have spoken. 

39:9 And they that dweww in t-the c-cities of Iswaew shaww go fowth, and 
shaww s-set on fiwe and buwn t-the weapons, both t-the shiewds and t-the 
buckwews, t-the bows and t-the a-awwows, and t-the h-handstaves, and t-the speaws, 
and they shaww buwn t-them with fiwe seven yeaws: 39:10 S-So that they 
shaww o(>ω<)o t-take nyo w-wood out of t-the fiewd, nyeithew cut down any out of t-the 
f-fowests; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww buwn t-the weapons with fiwe: and they shaww 
spoiw those that spoiwed t-them, and w-wob those that w-wobbed t-them, saith 
t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

39:11 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that I wiww g-give u-unto G-Gog 
a pwace (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe of gwaves in I-Iswaew, t-the vawwey of t-the p-passengews on t-the 
east of t-the sea: and it shaww stop t-the nyoses of t-the passengews: and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they buwy G-Gog and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his o(>< )o m-muwtitude: and they shaww caww 
it The vawwey of Hamongog. 

39:12 And seven months shaww t-the house of Iswaew be buwying of t-them, 
that they may cweanse t-the wand. 

3-39:13 Yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand shaww buwy t-them; and it shaww be 
to t-them a wenyown t-the day that I shaww be g-gwowified, saith t-the Wowd 
G-GOD. 

39:14 And they shaww sevew out men of c-continyuaw empwoyment, p-passing 
thwough t-the wand to buwy with t-the p-passengews those that wemain upon 
t-the f-face of t-the eawth, to cweanse i-it: aftew t-the end of seven months 
shaww they seawch. 

3-39:15 And t-the p-passengews that pass thwough t-the wand, when any seeth a 
man's bonye, t-then shaww he s-set up a (*´▽`*) s-sign by it, tiww t-the buwiews have 
buwied it in t-the vawwey of Hamongog. 

3-39:16 And awso t-the nyame of t-the city shaww be Hamonyah. T-Thus shaww they 
cweanse t-the wand. 

39:17 And, t-thou son of ^.^ m-man, thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Speak u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
feathewed foww, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy beast of t-the fiewd, A-Assembwe youwsewves, 
and come; gathew youwsewves on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sacwifice that I (^-^*)/ d-do 
sacwifice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, even a gweat sacwifice upon t-the mountains of 
I-Iswaew, that ye may e-eat f-fwesh, and dwink bwood. 

o(>< )o 3-39:18 Ye shaww e-eat t-the fwesh of t-the mighty, and dwink t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the 
pwinces of t-the eawth, of wams, of wambs, and of goats, of buwwocks, 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them f-fatwings of B-Bashan. 

♡(｡- ω -) 3-39:19 And ye shaww e-eat fat tiww ye be fuww, and dwink ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood tiww ye be 
dwunken, of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sacwifice which I have sacwificed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

3-39:20 T-Thus ye shaww be fiwwed a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe with howses and c-chawiots, 
with mighty men, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men of waw, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

39:21 And I wiww s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heathen 
shaww s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment that I have executed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand that I have 
w-waid upon them. 

39:22 S-So t-the house of Iswaew shaww knyow that I am t-the WOWD theiw God 
fwom that day and fowwawd. 

39:23 And t-the heathen shaww knyow that t-the house of Iswaew went into 
captivity (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw i-inyiquity: because they twespassed against me, 
thewefowe hid I o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom t-them, and gave t-them into t-the hand of 
theiw e-enyemies: so feww they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww by t-the swowd. 

39:24 Accowding to theiw uncweannyess and a-accowding to theiw 
twansgwessions have I donye u-unto t-them, and hid o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face fwom them. 

39:25 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Nyow wiww I bwing again t-the 
captivity of Jacob, and have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon t-the w-whowe house of I-Iswaew, and 
wiww be jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame; 39:26 Aftew that they have (￣ω￣) b-bownye 
theiw shame, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw t-twespasses wheweby they have twespassed 
against me, when they d-dwewt safewy in theiw wand, and nyonye m-made t-them 
afwaid. 

39:27 When I have b-bwought t-them again fwom t-the p-peopwe, and gathewed 
t-them out of theiw e-enyemies' wands, and am sanctified in t-them in t-the 
sight of many nyations; 39:28 T-Then shaww they knyow that I am t-the WOWD 
theiw G-God, which caused t-them to be w-wed into captivity among t-the 
heathen: but I have gathewed t-them u-unto theiw own wand, and have weft 
nyonye of t-them any mowe thewe. 

39:29 N-Nyeithew wiww I hide o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face any mowe fwom (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have 
pouwed out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit upon t-the house of I-Iswaew, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

40:1 In t-the five and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth yeaw of ouw c-captivity, in t-the beginnying 
of t-the y-yeaw, in t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth day of t-the m-month, in t-the fouwteenth yeaw 
aftew that t-the city w-was smitten, in t-the sewfsame day t-the hand of t-the 
WOWD w-was upon me, and b-bwought m-me thithew. 

40:2 In t-the visions of God b-bwought he m-me into t-the wand of I-Iswaew, and 
s-set m-me upon a vewy high mountain, by which w-was as t-the fwame of a city 
on t-the south. 

40:3 And he b-bwought m-me thithew, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a ^.^ m-man, whose 
a-appeawance w-was w-wike t-the a-appeawance of b-bwass, with a winye of fwax in 
his hand, and a measuwing weed; and he s-stood in t-the gate. 

40:4 And t-the man said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, (x_x)V b-behowd with thinye eyes, and 
h-heaw with thinye eaws, and s-set thinye heawt upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I shaww s-shew 
thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to t-the intent that I m-might s-shew t-them u-unto thee awt t-thou 
b-bwought hithew: decwawe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou seest to t-the house of Iswaew. 

40:5 And (x_x)V b-behowd a waww on t-the outside of t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and in 
t-the man's hand a measuwing weed of six cubits wong by t-the c-cubit and an 
hand bweadth: so he measuwed t-the bweadth of t-the buiwding, onye weed; 
and t-the height, onye (ノωヽ) w-weed. 

40:6 T-Then came he u-unto t-the gate which wooketh towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and 
went up t-the s-staiws t-theweof, and measuwed t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the gate, 
which w-was onye weed bwoad; and t-the othew ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the gate, which 
w-was onye weed bwoad. 

40:7 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambew w-was onye weed w-wong, and onye weed bwoad; 
and b-between t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews wewe five c-cubits; and t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of 
t-the gate by t-the p-powch of t-the gate within w-was onye (ノωヽ) w-weed. 

40:8 He measuwed awso t-the p-powch of t-the gate within, onye (ノωヽ) w-weed. 

4-40:9 T-Then measuwed he t-the p-powch of t-the gate, eight c-cubits; and t-the 
posts t-theweof, two c-cubits; and t-the p-powch of t-the gate w-was inwawd. 

40:10 And t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews of t-the gate eastwawd wewe thwee on this 
side, and thwee on that side; they thwee wewe of onye measuwe: and t-the 
posts h-had onye measuwe on this side and on that side. 

40:11 And he measuwed t-the bweadth of t-the entwy of t-the gate, t-ten 
c-cubits; and t-the wength of t-the gate, thiwteen cubits. 

40:12 The space awso befowe t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews w-was onye c-cubit on this 
side, and t-the space w-was onye c-cubit on that s-side: and t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
c-chambews wewe six cubits on this side, and six cubits on that side. 

40:13 He measuwed t-then t-the gate fwom t-the woof of onye ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambew to 
t-the woof of anyothew: t-the bweadth w-was five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, doow 
against d-doow. 

40:14 He m-made awso posts of (o_O)! t-thweescowe c-cubits, even u-unto t-the p-post of 
t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the gate. 

4-40:15 And fwom t-the f-face of t-the gate of t-the entwance u-unto t-the f-face of 
t-the p-powch of t-the innyew gate wewe fifty cubits. 

40:16 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyawwow windows to t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chambews, and to 
theiw posts within t-the gate (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and wikewise to t-the a-awches: 
and windows wewe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about inwawd: and upon each p-post wewe (o-_-o) p-pawm 
twees. 

40:17 T-Then b-bwought he m-me into t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd couwt, and, wo, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe 
chambews, and a pavement m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the couwt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: thiwty 
c-chambews wewe upon t-the p-pavement. 

40:18 And t-the pavement by t-the side of t-the gates o-ovew against t-the 
wength of t-the gates w-was t-the w-wowew p-pavement. 

40:19 T-Then he measuwed t-the bweadth fwom t-the fowefwont of t-the w-wowew 
gate u-unto t-the fowefwont of t-the innyew couwt without, an hundwed cubits 
eastwawd and n-nyowthwawd. 

40:20 And t-the gate of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd couwt that wooked towawd t-the nyowth, 
he measuwed t-the wength t-theweof, and t-the bweadth t-theweof. 

40:21 And t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews theweof wewe thwee on this side and 
thwee on that side; and t-the posts theweof and t-the awches theweof wewe 
aftew t-the measuwe of t-the fiwst (´ ω `♡) g-gate: t-the wength theweof w-was fifty 
c-cubits, and t-the bweadth five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits. 

40:22 And theiw windows, and theiw awches, and theiw (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, wewe 
aftew t-the measuwe of t-the gate that wooketh towawd t-the east; and they 
went up u-unto it by seven steps; and t-the awches theweof wewe befowe 
them. 

40:23 And t-the gate of t-the innyew couwt w-was o-ovew against t-the gate towawd 
t-the nyowth, and towawd t-the east; and he measuwed fwom gate to gate an 
hundwed cubits. 

40:24 Aftew that he b-bwought m-me towawd t-the south, and (x_x)V b-behowd a gate 
towawd t-the south: and he measuwed t-the posts theweof and t-the awches 
theweof a-accowding to these measuwes. 

40:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe windows in it and in t-the awches theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
a-about, w-wike those windows: t-the wength w-was fifty c-cubits, and t-the 
bweadth five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits. 

40:26 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven steps to go up to it, and t-the awches 
theweof wewe befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: and it h-had (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, onye on this side, and 
anyothew on that side, upon t-the posts t-theweof. 

4-40:27 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gate in t-the innyew couwt towawd t-the south: and he 
measuwed fwom gate to gate towawd t-the south an hundwed cubits. 

4-40:28 And he b-bwought m-me to t-the innyew couwt by t-the south (´ ω `♡) g-gate: and he 
measuwed t-the south gate a-accowding to these ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ m-measuwes; 40:29 And t-the 
ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews t-theweof, and t-the posts t-theweof, and t-the awches 
t-theweof, a-accowding to these measuwes: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe windows in it and 
in t-the awches theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: it w-was fifty cubits w-wong, and five 
and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits bwoad. 

40:30 And t-the awches (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about wewe five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits w-wong, and 
five cubits bwoad. 

40:31 And t-the awches theweof wewe towawd t-the uttew couwt; and (o-_-o) p-pawm 
twees wewe upon t-the posts theweof: and t-the g-going up to it h-had eight 
steps. 

40:32 And he b-bwought m-me into t-the innyew couwt towawd t-the east: and he 
measuwed t-the gate a-accowding to these measuwes. 

40:33 And t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews t-theweof, and t-the posts t-theweof, and t-the 
awches t-theweof, wewe a-accowding to these measuwes: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe 
windows (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein and in t-the awches theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: it w-was fifty 
cubits w-wong, and five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits bwoad. 

40:34 And t-the awches theweof wewe towawd t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd couwt; and (o-_-o) p-pawm 
twees wewe upon t-the posts t-theweof, on this side, and on that s-side: and 
t-the g-going up to it h-had eight steps. 

40:35 And he b-bwought m-me to t-the nyowth gate, and measuwed it a-accowding 
to these ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ m-measuwes; 40:36 The ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chambews t-theweof, t-the posts 
t-theweof, and t-the awches t-theweof, and t-the windows to it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: 
t-the wength w-was fifty c-cubits, and t-the bweadth five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits. 

4-40:37 And t-the posts theweof wewe towawd t-the uttew couwt; and (o-_-o) p-pawm 
twees wewe upon t-the posts t-theweof, on this side, and on that s-side: and 
t-the g-going up to it h-had eight steps. 

40:38 And t-the c-chambews and t-the e-entwies theweof wewe by t-the posts of 
t-the gates, whewe they washed t-the buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

40:39 And in t-the p-powch of t-the gate wewe two tabwes on this side, and 
two tabwes on that side, to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway theweon t-the buwnt offewing and t-the 
sin offewing and t-the twespass o(>< )o o-offewing. 

40:40 And a-at t-the side without, as onye goeth up to t-the entwy of t-the 
nyowth gate, wewe two t-tabwes; and on t-the othew side, which w-was a-at t-the 
p-powch of t-the gate, wewe two tabwes. 

40:41 Fouw tabwes wewe on this side, and fouw tabwes on that side, by 
t-the side of t-the gate; eight tabwes, wheweupon they swew theiw 
sacwifices. 

40:42 And t-the fouw tabwes wewe of hewn stonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the buwnt o-offewing, 
of a c-cubit and an hawf w-wong, and a c-cubit and an hawf bwoad, and onye 
c-cubit high: wheweupon awso they w-waid t-the instwuments whewewith they 
swew t-the buwnt offewing and t-the sacwifice. 

40:43 And within wewe hooks, an hand bwoad, (o-_-o) f-fastenyed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: and 
upon t-the tabwes w-was t-the fwesh of t-the o(>< )o o-offewing. 

40:44 And without t-the innyew gate wewe t-the c-chambews of t-the s-singews in 
t-the innyew couwt, which w-was a-at t-the side of t-the nyowth gate; and theiw 
pwospect w-was towawd t-the south: onye a-at t-the side of t-the east gate h-having 
t-the pwospect towawd t-the n-nyowth. 

(o^▽^o) 4-40:45 And he said u-unto me, This chambew, whose pwospect is towawd t-the 
south, is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwiests, t-the keepews of t-the chawge of t-the house. 

40:46 And t-the c-chambew whose pwospect is towawd t-the nyowth is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
p-pwiests, t-the keepews of t-the chawge of t-the a-awtaw: these awe t-the sons of 
Zadok among t-the sons of Wevi, which come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to t-the WOWD to m-minyistew 
u-unto h-him. 

40:47 S-So he measuwed t-the couwt, an hundwed cubits w-wong, and an hundwed 
cubits bwoad, f-fouwsquawe; and t-the awtaw that w-was befowe t-the house. 

40:48 And he b-bwought m-me to t-the p-powch of t-the h-house, and measuwed each 
p-post of t-the powch, five cubits on this side, and five cubits on that 
s-side: and t-the bweadth of t-the gate w-was thwee cubits on this side, and 
thwee cubits on that side. 

40:49 The wength of t-the p-powch w-was ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, and t-the bweadth 
eweven c-cubits, and he b-bwought m-me by t-the steps wheweby they went up to 
i-it: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe piwwaws by t-the posts, onye on this side, and anyothew 
on that side. 

4-41:1 Aftewwawd he b-bwought m-me to t-the t-tempwe, and measuwed t-the posts, 
six cubits bwoad on t-the onye side, and six cubits bwoad on t-the othew 
side, which w-was t-the bweadth of t-the tabewnyacwe. 

41:2 And t-the bweadth of t-the doow w-was t-ten c-cubits; and t-the s-sides of t-the 
doow wewe five cubits on t-the onye side, and five cubits on t-the othew 
s-side: and he measuwed t-the wength t-theweof, f-fowty (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and t-the 
b-bweadth, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits. 

41:3 T-Then went he inwawd, and measuwed t-the p-post of t-the d-doow, two 
c-cubits; and t-the d-doow, six c-cubits; and t-the bweadth of t-the d-doow, seven 
cubits. 

41:4 S-So he measuwed t-the wength t-theweof, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits; and t-the 
b-bweadth, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, befowe t-the tempwe: and he said u-unto me, This 
is t-the most h-howy pwace. 

41:5 Aftew he measuwed t-the waww of t-the h-house, six c-cubits; and t-the 
bweadth of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side chambew, fouw c-cubits, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the house on 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. 

41:6 And t-the side c-chambews wewe thwee, onye o-ovew anyothew, and thiwty in 
owdew; and they entewed into t-the waww which w-was of t-the house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
side c-chambews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, that they m-might have howd, but they h-had nyot 
h-howd in t-the waww of t-the house. 

4-41:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was an enwawging, and a winding about stiww upwawd to 
t-the side chambews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the winding about of t-the house went stiww 
upwawd (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the house: thewefowe t-the bweadth of t-the house w-was 
stiww upwawd, and so incweased fwom t-the w-wowest c-chambew to t-the highest 
by t-the midst. 

41:8 I saw awso t-the height of t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: t-the foundations 
of t-the side c-chambews wewe a f-fuww weed of six gweat cubits. 

41:9 The thicknyess of t-the waww, which w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the side c-chambew 
without, w-was five (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and that which w-was weft w-was t-the pwace of t-the 
side c-chambews that wewe within. 

41:10 And b-between t-the c-chambews w-was t-the widenyess of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about t-the house on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side. 

4-41:11 And t-the doows of t-the side c-chambews wewe towawd t-the pwace that 
w-was weft, onye doow towawd t-the nyowth, and anyothew doow towawd t-the 
south: and t-the bweadth of t-the pwace that w-was weft w-was five cubits 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

41:12 Nyow t-the buiwding that w-was befowe t-the sepawate pwace a-at t-the end 
towawd t-the west w-was s-seventy cubits bwoad; and t-the waww of t-the buiwding 
w-was five cubits thick (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and t-the wength theweof nyinyety 
cubits. 

4-41:13 S-So he measuwed t-the h-house, an hundwed cubits w-wong; and t-the 
sepawate pwace, and t-the buiwding, with t-the wawws t-theweof, an hundwed 
cubits w-wong; 41:14 Awso t-the bweadth of t-the f-face of t-the h-house, and of 
t-the sepawate pwace towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, an hundwed cubits. 

41:15 And he measuwed t-the wength of t-the buiwding o-ovew against t-the 
sepawate pwace which w-was behind it, and t-the gawwewies theweof on t-the 
onye side and on t-the othew side, an hundwed c-cubits, with t-the innyew 
t-tempwe, and t-the powches of t-the couwt; 41:16 The doow posts, and t-the 
nyawwow windows, and t-the gawwewies (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about on theiw thwee s-stowies, 
o-ovew against t-the d-doow, ciewed with w-wood (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and fwom t-the 
(^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound up to t-the windows, and t-the windows wewe covewed; 41:17 To that 
a-above t-the d-doow, even u-unto t-the innyew h-house, and without, and by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
waww (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about within and without, by measuwe. 

4-41:18 And it w-was m-made with (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, so that a (o-_-o) p-pawm 
twee w-was b-between a chewub and a chewub; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy chewub h-had two 
faces; 41:19 S-So that t-the f-face of a man w-was towawd t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee on t-the 
onye side, and t-the f-face of a young w-wion towawd t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee on t-the 
othew s-side: it w-was m-made thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

41:20 Fwom t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound u-unto a-above t-the doow wewe (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims and (o-_-o) p-pawm 
twees made, and on t-the waww of t-the tempwe. 

41:21 The posts of t-the tempwe wewe squawed, and t-the f-face of t-the 
sanctuawy; t-the a-appeawance of t-the onye as t-the a-appeawance of t-the o-othew. 

41:22 The awtaw of w-wood w-was thwee cubits high, and t-the wength theweof 
two c-cubits; and t-the c-cownyews t-theweof, and t-the wength t-theweof, and t-the 
wawws t-theweof, wewe of w-wood: and he said u-unto me, This is t-the tabwe 
that is befowe t-the WOWD. 

(T_T) 4-41:23 And t-the tempwe and t-the sanctuawy h-had two doows. 

41:24 And t-the doows h-had two weaves apiece, two tuwnying weaves; two 
weaves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the onye d-doow, and two weaves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the othew d-doow. 

4-41:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe m-made on t-them, on t-the doows of t-the t-tempwe, 
(つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees, w-wike as wewe m-made upon t-the wawws; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
wewe thick (´ ω `♡) p-pwanks upon t-the f-face of t-the p-powch without. 

41:26 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe nyawwow windows and (o-_-o) p-pawm twees on t-the onye side and 
on t-the othew side, on t-the s-sides of t-the powch, and upon t-the side 
c-chambews of t-the h-house, and thick pwanks. 

42:1 T-Then he b-bwought m-me fowth into t-the uttew couwt, t-the w-way towawd t-the 
n-nyowth: and he b-bwought m-me into t-the c-chambew that w-was o-ovew against t-the 
sepawate pwace, and which w-was befowe t-the buiwding towawd t-the n-nyowth. 

42:2 Befowe t-the wength of an hundwed cubits w-was t-the nyowth d-doow, and 
t-the bweadth w-was fifty cubits. 

4-42:3 O-Ovew against t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty cubits which wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the innyew couwt, 
and o-ovew against t-the pavement which w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the uttew couwt, w-was 
gawwewy against gawwewy in thwee s-stowies. 

42:4 And befowe t-the c-chambews w-was a wawk to t-ten cubits bweadth inwawd, 
a w-way of onye c-cubit; and theiw doows towawd t-the n-nyowth. 

4-42:5 Nyow t-the (--_--) u-uppew c-chambews wewe showtew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gawwewies wewe 
highew than these, than t-the wowew, and than t-the middwemost of t-the 
buiwding. 

42:6 Fow they wewe in thwee s-stowies, but h-had nyot piwwaws as t-the 
piwwaws of t-the couwts: thewefowe t-the buiwding w-was stwaitenyed mowe than 
t-the w-wowest and t-the middwemost fwom t-the gwound. 

42:7 And t-the waww that w-was without o-ovew against t-the chambews, towawd 
t-the uttew couwt on t-the fowepawt of t-the chambews, t-the wength theweof 
w-was fifty cubits. 

42:8 Fow t-the wength of t-the c-chambews that wewe in t-the uttew couwt w-was 
fifty (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: and, wo, befowe t-the tempwe wewe an hundwed cubits. 

42:9 And fwom undew these c-chambews w-was t-the entwy on t-the east side, as 
onye goeth into t-them fwom t-the uttew couwt. 

4-42:10 The c-chambews wewe in t-the thicknyess of t-the waww of t-the couwt 
towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, o-ovew against t-the sepawate pwace, and o-ovew against t-the 
buiwding. 

42:11 And t-the w-way befowe t-them w-was w-wike t-the a-appeawance of t-the c-chambews 
which wewe towawd t-the nyowth, as wong as they, and as bwoad as they: 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw goings out wewe both a-accowding to theiw fashions, and 
a-accowding to theiw doows. 

42:12 And a-accowding to t-the doows of t-the c-chambews that wewe towawd t-the 
south w-was a doow in t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the way, even t-the w-way diwectwy befowe 
t-the waww towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, as onye enteweth into them. 

42:13 T-Then said he u-unto me, The nyowth c-chambews and t-the south chambews, 
which awe befowe t-the sepawate pwace, they be h-howy chambews, whewe t-the 
pwiests that appwoach u-unto t-the WOWD shaww e-eat t-the most h-howy things: 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they way t-the most h-howy things, and t-the meat o-offewing, and 
t-the sin o-offewing, and t-the twespass offewing; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwace is howy. 

42:14 When t-the pwiests entew thewein, t-then shaww they nyot go out of 
t-the h-howy pwace into t-the uttew couwt, but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they shaww way theiw 
gawments whewein they minyistew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe (＃￣ω￣) h-howy; and shaww put on 
othew gawments, and shaww appwoach to those things which awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
peopwe. 

42:15 Nyow when he h-had m-made an end of measuwing t-the innyew h-house, he 
b-bwought m-me fowth towawd t-the gate whose pwospect is towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, 
and measuwed it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

42:16 He measuwed t-the east side with t-the measuwing weed, five hundwed 
weeds, with t-the measuwing weed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

42:17 He measuwed t-the nyowth side, five hundwed weeds, with t-the 
measuwing weed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

42:18 He measuwed t-the south side, five hundwed weeds, with t-the 
measuwing (ノωヽ) w-weed. 

42:19 He (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed about to t-the west side, and measuwed five hundwed 
weeds with t-the measuwing (ノωヽ) w-weed. 

42:20 He measuwed it by t-the fouw s-sides: it h-had a waww (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, 
five hundwed weeds w-wong, and five hundwed bwoad, to make a sepawation 
b-between t-the sanctuawy and t-the pwofanye pwace. 

43:1 Aftewwawd he b-bwought m-me to t-the gate, even t-the gate that wooketh 
towawd t-the east: 43:2 And, b-behowd, t-the gwowy of t-the God of Iswaew came 
fwom t-the w-way of t-the east: and his voice w-was w-wike a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of many 
watews: and t-the eawth shinyed with his gwowy. 

43:3 And it w-was a-accowding to t-the a-appeawance of t-the vision which I saw, 
even a-accowding to t-the vision that I saw when I came to d-destwoy t-the 
city: and t-the visions wewe w-wike t-the vision that I saw by t-the wivew 
C-Chebaw; and I feww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. 

4-43:4 And t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD came into t-the house by t-the w-way of t-the 
gate whose pwospect is towawd t-the east. 

43:5 S-So t-the spiwit took m-me up, and b-bwought m-me into t-the innyew couwt; 
and, b-behowd, t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD fiwwed t-the house. 

43:6 And I heawd him speaking u-unto m-me out of t-the h-house; and t-the man 
s-stood by me. 

43:7 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, t-the pwace of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye, and t-the 
pwace of t-the sowes of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, whewe I wiww dweww in t-the m-midst of t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame, shaww t-the house of 
Iswaew nyo mowe defiwe, nyeithew they, (=`ω´=) n-nyow theiw kings, by theiw 
w-whowedom, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by t-the cawcases of theiw kings in theiw high pwaces. 

43:8 In theiw setting of theiw ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my thweshowds, and theiw 
p-post by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my posts, and t-the waww b-between m-me and t-them, they have even 
defiwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame by theiw abominyations that they have (ノωヽ) c-committed: 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe I have consumed t-them in minye angew. 

43:9 Nyow wet t-them put away theiw w-whowedom, and t-the cawcases of theiw 
kings, faw fwom me, and I wiww dweww in t-the m-midst of t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

43:10 T-Thou son of ^.^ m-man, s-shew t-the house to t-the house of I-Iswaew, that 
they may be a-ashamed of theiw inyiquities: and wet t-them measuwe t-the 
⊂(･ω･*⊂) p-pattewn. 

43:11 And if they be a-ashamed of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they have donye, s-shew t-them t-the 
f-fowm of t-the h-house, and t-the fashion t-theweof, and t-the goings out 
t-theweof, and t-the comings in t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fowms t-theweof, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the owdinyances t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fowms t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
waws theweof: and wwite it in theiw s-sight, that they may keep t-the 
w-whowe f-fowm t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the owdinyances t-theweof, and (^-^*)/ d-do them. 

43:12 This is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the h-house; Upon t-the top of t-the mountain t-the 
w-whowe wimit theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about shaww be most howy. Behowd, this is 
t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the house. 

4-43:13 And these awe t-the measuwes of t-the awtaw aftew t-the (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: The 
c-cubit is a c-cubit and an hand bweadth; even t-the bottom shaww be a 
cubit, and t-the bweadth a cubit, and t-the bowdew theweof by t-the edge 
theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about shaww be a span: and this shaww be t-the highew 
pwace of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

43:14 And fwom t-the bottom upon t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound even to t-the w-wowew s-settwe 
shaww be two c-cubits, and t-the bweadth onye c-cubit; and fwom t-the wessew 
s-settwe even to t-the gweatew s-settwe shaww be fouw c-cubits, and t-the 
bweadth onye cubit. 

4-43:15 S-So t-the awtaw shaww be fouw c-cubits; and fwom t-the awtaw and upwawd 
shaww be fouw howns. 

4-43:16 And t-the awtaw shaww be twewve cubits w-wong, twewve bwoad, squawe 
in t-the fouw squawes t-theweof. 

43:17 And t-the s-settwe shaww be fouwteen cubits wong and fouwteen bwoad 
in t-the fouw squawes t-theweof; and t-the bowdew about it shaww be hawf a 
c-cubit; and t-the bottom theweof shaww be a c-cubit a-about; and his s-staiws 
shaww wook towawd t-the east. 

43:18 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; These 
awe t-the owdinyances of t-the awtaw in t-the day when they shaww make it, to 
offew buwnt offewings theweon, and to spwinkwe ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood theweon. 

4-43:19 And t-thou shawt g-give to t-the pwiests t-the Wevites that be of t-the 
seed of Z-Zadok, which appwoach u-unto me, to m-minyistew u-unto me, saith t-the 
Wowd GOD, a young buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. 

43:20 And t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood t-theweof, and put it on t-the fouw 
howns of it, and on t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the settwe, and upon t-the 
bowdew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: thus shawt t-thou cweanse and puwge it. 

43:21 T-Thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take t-the buwwock awso of t-the sin o-offewing, and he 
shaww buwn it in t-the appointed pwace of t-the h-house, without t-the 
(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

43:22 And on t-the second day t-thou shawt offew a kid of t-the g-goats 
without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin offewing; and they shaww cweanse t-the awtaw, 
as they did cweanse it with t-the buwwock. 

43:23 When t-thou hast m-made an end of cweansing it, t-thou shawt offew a 
young buwwock without bwemish, and a wam out of t-the fwock without 
b-bwemish. 

43:24 And t-thou shawt offew t-them befowe t-the WOWD, and t-the pwiests shaww 
cast sawt upon t-them, and they shaww offew t-them up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt offewing 
u-unto t-the WOWD. 

43:25 Seven days shawt t-thou p-pwepawe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day a goat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin 
o-offewing: they shaww awso p-pwepawe a young buwwock, and a wam out of 
t-the f-fwock, without b-bwemish. 

43:26 Seven days shaww they puwge t-the awtaw and puwify it; and they 
shaww consecwate themsewves. 

43:27 And when these days awe expiwed, it shaww be, that upon t-the 
eighth day, and so fowwawd, t-the pwiests shaww make youw buwnt 
offewings upon t-the awtaw, and youw peace offewings; and I wiww a-accept 
y-you, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

44:1 T-Then he b-bwought m-me back t-the w-way of t-the gate of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd 
sanctuawy which wooketh towawd t-the east; and it w-was s-shut. 

44:2 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto m-me; This gate shaww be shut, it shaww nyot 
be openyed, and nyo man shaww entew in by it; because t-the WOWD, t-the God 
of I-Iswaew, hath entewed in by it, thewefowe it shaww be s-shut. 

44:3 I-It is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwince; t-the pwince, he shaww sit in it to e-eat bwead 
befowe t-the WOWD; he shaww entew by t-the w-way of t-the p-powch of that gate, 
and shaww go out by t-the w-way of t-the same. 

44:4 T-Then b-bwought he m-me t-the w-way of t-the nyowth gate befowe t-the house: 
and I wooked, and, b-behowd, t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD fiwwed t-the house of 
t-the WOWD: and I feww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. 

44:5 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, mawk weww, and (x_x)V b-behowd with 
thinye eyes, and h-heaw with thinye eaws (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I say u-unto thee 
c-concewnying (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the owdinyances of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
waws t-theweof; and mawk w-weww t-the entewing in of t-the h-house, with {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
g-going fowth of t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

4-44:6 And t-thou shawt say to t-the webewwious, even to t-the house of 
I-Iswaew, T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; O-O ye house of I-Iswaew, wet it suffice 
you of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw abominyations, 44:7 In that ye have b-bwought into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sanctuawy stwangews, u-unciwcumcised in heawt, and u-unciwcumcised in 
f-fwesh, to be in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, to powwute it, even o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, when ye 
offew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead, t-the fat and t-the bwood, and they have bwoken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
c-covenyant because of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw abominyations. 

44:8 And ye have nyot kept t-the chawge of minye h-howy things: but ye have 
s-set keepews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chawge in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-youwsewves. 

44:9 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; N-Nyo s-stwangew, u-unciwcumcised in heawt, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
u-unciwcumcised in f-fwesh, shaww entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, of any stwangew 
that is among t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

4-44:10 And t-the Wevites that awe gonye away faw fwom me, when Iswaew went 
astway, which went ( ~*-*)~ a-astway away fwom m-me aftew theiw idows; they shaww 
even beaw theiw inyiquity. 

44:11 Y-Yet they shaww be minyistews in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, h-having chawge a-at 
t-the gates of t-the h-house, and minyistewing to t-the house: they shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway 
t-the buwnt offewing and t-the sacwifice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, and they shaww 
stand befowe t-them to m-minyistew u-unto them. 

44:12 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they minyistewed u-unto t-them befowe theiw idows, and caused 
t-the house of Iswaew to faww into inyiquity; thewefowe have I w-wifted up 
minye hand against t-them, saith t-the Wowd GOD, and they shaww beaw theiw 
inyiquity. 

44:13 And they shaww nyot come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto me, to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office of a 
pwiest u-unto me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to any of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy things, in t-the most 
h-howy p-pwace: but they shaww beaw theiw shame, and theiw abominyations 
which they have committed. 

44:14 But I wiww make t-them keepews of t-the chawge of t-the h-house, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the sewvice t-theweof, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that shaww be donye thewein. 

44:15 But t-the pwiests t-the W-Wevites, t-the sons of Z-Zadok, that kept t-the 
chawge of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sanctuawy when t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew went ( ~*-*)~ a-astway fwom 
me, they shaww come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to m-me to m-minyistew u-unto me, and they shaww 
stand befowe m-me to offew u-unto m-me t-the fat and t-the bwood, saith t-the Wowd 
GOD: (o_O) 4-44:16 They shaww entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sanctuawy, and they shaww come 
(=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe, to m-minyistew u-unto me, and they shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chawge. 

4-44:17 And it shaww come to pass, that when they entew in a-at t-the gates 
of t-the innyew couwt, they shaww be cwothed with winyen (* ^ ω ^) g-gawments; and nyo 
woow shaww come upon t-them, whiwes they m-minyistew in t-the gates of t-the 
innyew couwt, and within. 

44:18 They shaww have winyen bonnyets upon theiw heads, and shaww have 
winyen bweeches upon theiw woins; they shaww nyot giwd themsewves with 
any t-thing that causeth sweat. 

44:19 And when they go fowth into t-the uttew couwt, even into t-the uttew 
couwt to t-the p-peopwe, they shaww put off theiw gawments whewein they 
minyistewed, and way t-them in t-the h-howy chambews, and they shaww put on 
othew (* ^ ω ^) g-gawments; and they shaww nyot sanctify t-the peopwe with theiw 
(っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. 

44:20 N-Nyeithew shaww they shave theiw heads, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-suffew theiw wocks to 
gwow w-wong; they shaww onwy poww theiw heads. 

(≧◡≦) 4-44:21 N-Nyeithew shaww any pwiest dwink winye, when they entew into t-the 
innyew couwt. 

44:22 N-Nyeithew shaww they o(>ω<)o t-take (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wives a widow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow hew that is 
put (☆ω☆) a-away: but they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take maidens of t-the seed of t-the house of 
I-Iswaew, ow a widow that h-had a pwiest b-befowe. 

44:23 And they shaww t-teach o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe t-the diffewence b-between t-the h-howy 
and pwofanye, and c-cause t-them to discewn b-between t-the uncwean and t-the 
cwean. 

4-44:24 And in contwovewsy they shaww stand in judgment; and they shaww 
j-judge it a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgments: and they shaww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waws and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-statutes in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye assembwies; and they shaww hawwow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sabbaths. 

44:25 And they shaww come a-at nyo dead pewson to defiwe themsewves: but 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fathew, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mothew, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow son, ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow d-daughtew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwothew, 
ow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-sistew that hath h-had nyo husband, they may defiwe themsewves. 

44:26 And aftew he is cweansed, they shaww weckon u-unto him seven days. 

44:27 And in t-the day that he goeth into t-the s-sanctuawy, u-unto t-the innyew 
couwt, to m-minyistew in t-the s-sanctuawy, he shaww offew his sin o-offewing, 
saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

44:28 And it shaww be u-unto t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance: I am theiw 
inhewitance: and ye shaww g-give t-them nyo ^.^ p-possession in Iswaew: I am 
theiw p-possession. 

44:29 They shaww e-eat t-the meat o-offewing, and t-the sin o-offewing, and t-the 
twespass o-offewing: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy dedicated t-thing in Iswaew shaww be 
theiws. 

4-44:30 And t-the fiwst of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fiwstfwuits of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
obwation of a-aww, of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sowt of youw obwations, shaww be t-the 
pwiest's: ye shaww awso g-give u-unto t-the pwiest t-the fiwst of youw dough, 
that he may c-cause t-the bwessing to w-west in thinye house. 

44:31 The pwiests shaww nyot e-eat of any t-thing that is dead of (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, 
ow town, whethew it be foww ow beast. 

4-45:1 Moweovew, when ye shaww divide by wot t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow inhewitance, 
ye shaww offew an obwation u-unto t-the WOWD, an h-howy powtion of t-the wand: 
t-the wength shaww be t-the wength of five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand weeds, and 
t-the bweadth shaww be t-ten thousand. This shaww be h-howy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
b-bowdews theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

45:2 O-Of this (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sanctuawy five hundwed in w-wength, 
with five hundwed in b-bweadth, squawe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about; and fifty cubits 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-subuwbs t-theweof. 

4-45:3 And of this measuwe shawt t-thou measuwe t-the wength of five and 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand, and t-the bweadth of t-ten thousand: and in it shaww be 
t-the sanctuawy and t-the most h-howy pwace. 

45:4 The h-howy powtion of t-the wand shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests t-the 
minyistews of t-the s-sanctuawy, which shaww come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to m-minyistew u-unto t-the 
WOWD: and it shaww be a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw houses, and an h-howy pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

45:5 And t-the five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand of w-wength, and t-the t-ten t-thousand 
of bweadth shaww awso t-the W-Wevites, t-the minyistews of t-the h-house, have 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ p-possession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty chambews. 

45:6 And ye shaww appoint t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the city five t-thousand 
bwoad, and five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand w-wong, o-ovew against t-the obwation of 
t-the h-howy powtion: it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-whowe house of Iswaew. 

45:7 And a powtion shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwince on t-the onye side and on t-the 
othew side of t-the obwation of t-the h-howy powtion, and of t-the ^.^ p-possession 
of t-the city, befowe t-the obwation of t-the h-howy powtion, and befowe t-the 
^.^ p-possession of t-the city, fwom t-the west side westwawd, and fwom t-the east 
side eastwawd: and t-the wength shaww be o-ovew against onye of t-the 
powtions, fwom t-the west bowdew u-unto t-the east bowdew. 

45:8 In t-the wand shaww be his ^.^ p-possession in Iswaew: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwinces 
shaww nyo mowe o(>ω<)o o-oppwess o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and t-the w-west of t-the wand shaww they 
g-give to t-the house of Iswaew a-accowding to theiw twibes. 

45:9 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; Wet it suffice y-you, O-O pwinces of Iswaew: 
w-wemove viowence and spoiw, and execute j-judgment and justice, o(>ω<)o t-take away 
youw exactions fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

45:10 Ye shaww have just b-bawances, and a just ephah, and a just bath. 

45:11 The ephah and t-the bath shaww be of onye m-measuwe, that t-the bath 
may uWu *moans* c-contain t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of an homew, and t-the ephah t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt 
of an homew: t-the measuwe theweof shaww be aftew t-the h-homew. 

45:12 And t-the shekew shaww be ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty gewahs: ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty shekews, five and 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty shekews, f-fifteen shekews, shaww be youw (✧∀✧)/ m-manyeh. 

45:13 This is t-the obwation that ye shaww offew; t-the sixth pawt of an 
ephah of an h-homew of wheat, and ye shaww g-give t-the sixth pawt of an 
ephah of an h-homew of bawwey: 45:14 Concewnying t-the owdinyance of oiw, 
t-the bath of oiw, ye shaww offew t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of a bath out of t-the 
cow, which is an h-homew of t-ten b-baths; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-ten baths awe an homew: (⌒▽⌒)☆ *notices bulge* 4-45:15 
And onye wamb out of t-the f-fwock, out of two h-hundwed, out of t-the fat 
xDD p-pastuwes of I-Iswaew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a meat o-offewing, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwnt o-offewing, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow peace offewings, to make weconciwiation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, saith t-the Wowd 
G-GOD. 

45:16 Aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand shaww g-give this obwation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
pwince in Iswaew. 

4-45:17 And it shaww be t-the pwince's pawt to g-give buwnt offewings, and 
meat offewings, and dwink offewings, in t-the feasts, and in t-the nyew 
moons, and in t-the sabbaths, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sowemnyities of t-the house of Iswaew: 
he shaww p-pwepawe t-the sin o-offewing, and t-the meat o-offewing, and t-the 
buwnt o-offewing, and t-the peace offewings, to make weconciwiation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the house of Iswaew. 

45:18 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; In t-the fiwst m-month, in t-the fiwst day of 
t-the m-month, t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take a young buwwock without bwemish, and 
cweanse t-the s-sanctuawy: 45:19 And t-the pwiest shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of 
t-the sin o-offewing, and put it upon t-the posts of t-the h-house, and upon t-the 
fouw c-cownyews of t-the s-settwe of t-the awtaw, and upon t-the posts of t-the 
gate of t-the innyew couwt. 

45:20 And so t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do t-the seventh day of t-the month (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
that e-ewweth, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that is simpwe: so shaww ye weconciwe t-the 
house. 

4-45:21 In t-the fiwst m-month, in t-the fouwteenth day of t-the m-month, ye shaww 
have t-the p-passovew, a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of seven days; unweavenyed bwead shaww be 
e-eaten. 

4-45:22 And upon that day shaww t-the pwince p-pwepawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand a buwwock (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. 

45:23 And seven days of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast he shaww p-pwepawe a buwnt offewing to 
t-the WOWD, seven buwwocks and seven wams without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish daiwy t-the 
seven days; and a kid of t-the g-goats daiwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sin o(>< )o o-offewing. 

4-45:24 And he shaww p-pwepawe a meat offewing of an ephah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwwock, 
and an ephah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wam, and an hin of oiw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an ephah. 

45:25 In t-the seventh m-month, in t-the f-fifteenth day of t-the m-month, shaww 
he (^-^*)/ d-do t-the w-wike in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the seven days, a-accowding to t-the sin 
o-offewing, a-accowding to t-the buwnt o-offewing, and a-accowding to t-the meat 
o-offewing, and a-accowding to t-the oiw. 

46:1 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; The gate of t-the innyew couwt that wooketh 
towawd t-the east shaww be s-shut t-the six wowking days; but on t-the sabbath 
it shaww be openyed, and in t-the day of t-the nyew moon it shaww be openyed. 

46:2 And t-the pwince shaww entew by t-the w-way of t-the p-powch of that gate 
without, and shaww stand by t-the p-post of t-the gate, and t-the pwiests 
shaww p-pwepawe his buwnt offewing and his peace offewings, and he shaww 
w-wowship a-at t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the (´ ω `♡) g-gate: t-then he shaww go fowth; but t-the 
gate shaww nyot be s-shut untiw t-the evenying. 

46:3 Wikewise t-the peopwe of t-the wand shaww w-wowship a-at t-the doow of this 
gate befowe t-the WOWD in t-the sabbaths and in t-the nyew moons. 

4-46:4 And t-the buwnt offewing that t-the pwince shaww offew u-unto t-the WOWD 
in t-the sabbath day shaww be six w-wambs without bwemish, and a wam 
without b-bwemish. 

46:5 And t-the meat offewing shaww be an ephah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wam, and t-the meat 
offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wambs as he shaww be abwe to give, and an hin of oiw 
to an ephah. 

46:6 And in t-the day of t-the nyew moon it shaww be a young buwwock 
without bwemish, and six wambs, and a wam: they shaww be without 
b-bwemish. 

46:7 And he shaww p-pwepawe a meat o-offewing, an ephah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a buwwock, and 
an ephah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wam, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wambs a-accowding as his hand shaww 
attain u-unto, and an hin of oiw to an ephah. 

46:8 And when t-the pwince shaww e-entew, he shaww go in by t-the w-way of t-the 
p-powch of that gate, and he shaww go fowth by t-the w-way t-theweof. 

46:9 But when t-the peopwe of t-the wand shaww come befowe t-the WOWD in t-the 
sowemn feasts, he that enteweth in by t-the w-way of t-the nyowth gate to 
w-wowship shaww go out by t-the w-way of t-the south gate; and he that 
enteweth by t-the w-way of t-the south gate shaww go fowth by t-the w-way of t-the 
nyowth (´ ω `♡) g-gate: he shaww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn by t-the w-way of t-the gate wheweby he came 
in, but shaww go fowth o-ovew against it. 

(/ =ω=)/ 4-46:10 And t-the pwince in t-the m-midst of t-them, when they go in, shaww go 
in; and when they go fowth, shaww go f-fowth. 

46:11 And in t-the feasts and in t-the sowemnyities t-the meat offewing shaww 
be an ephah to a buwwock, and an ephah to a wam, and to t-the w-wambs as 
he is abwe to give, and an hin of oiw to an ephah. 

46:12 Nyow when t-the pwince shaww p-pwepawe a vowuntawy buwnt offewing ow 
peace offewings vowuntawiwy u-unto t-the WOWD, onye shaww t-then open him t-the 
gate that wooketh towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and he shaww p-pwepawe his buwnt 
offewing and his peace offewings, as he did on t-the sabbath day: t-then 
he shaww go fowth; and aftew his g-going fowth onye shaww s-shut t-the gate. 

46:13 T-Thou shawt daiwy p-pwepawe a buwnt offewing u-unto t-the WOWD of a 
wamb of t-the fiwst yeaw without bwemish: t-thou shawt p-pwepawe it {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
mownying. 

46:14 And t-thou shawt p-pwepawe a meat offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mownying, t-the 
sixth pawt of an ephah, and t-the thiwd pawt of an hin of oiw, to tempew 
with t-the finye fwouw; a meat offewing continyuawwy by a pewpetuaw 
owdinyance u-unto t-the WOWD. 

46:15 T-Thus shaww they p-pwepawe t-the wamb, and t-the meat o-offewing, and t-the 
oiw, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-continyuaw buwnt o(>< )o o-offewing. 

46:16 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; If t-the pwince g-give a gift u-unto any of 
his ^-^ s-sons, t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance theweof shaww be his sons'; it shaww be 
theiw ^.^ p-possession by inhewitance. 

46:17 But if he g-give a gift of his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance to onye of his sewvants, 
t-then it shaww be his to t-the yeaw of w-wibewty; aftew it shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to 
t-the pwince: but his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance shaww be his s-sons' (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

46:18 Moweovew t-the pwince shaww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take of t-the p-peopwe's (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance 
by oppwession, to thwust t-them out of theiw possession; but he shaww 
g-give his sons (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance out of his own possession: that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe be 
nyot scattewed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man fwom his p-possession. 

46:19 Aftew he b-bwought m-me thwough t-the e-entwy, which w-was a-at t-the side of 
t-the gate, into t-the h-howy c-chambews of t-the p-pwiests, which wooked towawd 
t-the n-nyowth: and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a pwace on t-the two s-sides westwawd. 

46:20 T-Then said he u-unto me, This is t-the pwace whewe t-the pwiests shaww 
boiw t-the twespass offewing and t-the sin o-offewing, whewe they shaww ;;w;; b-bake 
t-the meat offewing; that they beaw t-them nyot out into t-the uttew couwt, 
to sanctify t-the peopwe. 

46:21 T-Then he b-bwought m-me fowth into t-the uttew couwt, and caused m-me to 
pass by t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the couwt; and, b-behowd, in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cownyew of 
t-the couwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a couwt. 

46:22 In t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the couwt (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe couwts j-joinyed of 
f-fowty cubits wong and thiwty bwoad: these fouw c-cownyews wewe of onye 
measuwe. 

46:23 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a wow of buiwding (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about in t-them, (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about 
t-them fouw, and it w-was m-made with boiwing pwaces undew t-the wows (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about. 

46:24 T-Then said he u-unto me, These awe t-the pwaces of t-them that b-boiw, 
whewe t-the minyistews of t-the house shaww boiw t-the sacwifice of t-the 
peopwe. 

47:1 Aftewwawd he b-bwought m-me again u-unto t-the doow of t-the h-house; and, 
b-behowd, watews issued out fwom undew t-the ต(=ω=)ต t-thweshowd of t-the house 
eastwawd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fowefwont of t-the house s-stood towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and 
t-the watews came down fwom undew fwom t-the wight side of t-the h-house, a-at 
t-the south side of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

47:2 T-Then b-bwought he m-me out of t-the w-way of t-the gate nyowthwawd, and w-wed 
m-me about t-the w-way without u-unto t-the uttew gate by t-the w-way that wooketh 
eastwawd; and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wan out watews on t-the wight side. 

47:3 And when t-the man that h-had t-the winye in his hand went fowth 
eastwawd, he measuwed a t-thousand c-cubits, and he b-bwought m-me thwough t-the 
watews; t-the watews wewe to t-the ankwes. 

47:4 A-Again he measuwed a thousand, and b-bwought m-me thwough t-the watews; 
t-the watews wewe to t-the knyees. A-Again he measuwed a thousand, and 
b-bwought m-me thwough; t-the watews wewe to t-the woins. 

47:5 Aftewwawd he measuwed a thousand; and it w-was a wivew that I couwd 
nyot pass ovew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the watews wewe wisen, watews to swim in, a wivew 
that couwd nyot be passed ovew. 

47:6 And he said u-unto me, S-Son of ^.^ m-man, hast t-thou s-seen t-this? T-Then he 
b-bwought me, and caused m-me to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the bwink of t-the :3 w-wivew. 

47:7 Nyow when I h-had wetuwnyed, b-behowd, a-at t-the bank of t-the wivew wewe 
vewy many twees on t-the onye side and on t-the o-othew. 

47:8 T-Then said he u-unto me, These watews i-issue out towawd t-the east 
countwy, and go down into t-the desewt, and go into t-the sea: which being 
b-bwought fowth into t-the sea, t-the watews shaww be heawed. 

47:9 And it shaww come to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing that w-wiveth, which 
moveth, whithewsoevew t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews shaww come, shaww w-wive: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be a vewy gweat muwtitude of fish, because these watews shaww 
come thithew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be heawed; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing shaww wive 
whithew t-the wivew cometh. 

47:10 And it shaww come to pass, that t-the fishews shaww stand upon it 
fwom Engedi even u-unto Enyegwaim; they shaww be a pwace to spwead fowth 
nyets; theiw fish shaww be a-accowding to theiw kinds, as t-the fish of t-the 
gweat sea, exceeding many. 

47:11 But t-the miwy pwaces theweof and t-the mawishes theweof shaww nyot 
be heawed; they shaww be given to ⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-sawt. 

47:12 And by t-the wivew upon t-the bank t-theweof, on this side and on that 
side, shaww gwow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twees (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-meat, whose weaf shaww nyot fade, 
nyeithew shaww t-the fwuit theweof be consumed: it shaww bwing fowth nyew 
fwuit a-accowding to his months, because theiw watews they issued out of 
t-the s-sanctuawy: and t-the fwuit theweof shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-meat, and t-the weaf 
theweof (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-medicinye. 

4-47:13 T-Thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; This shaww be t-the bowdew, wheweby ye 
shaww i-inhewit t-the wand a-accowding to t-the twewve twibes of Iswaew: 
Joseph shaww have two powtions. 

47:14 And ye shaww i-inhewit it, onye as w-weww as anyothew: c-concewnying t-the 
which I w-wifted up minye hand to g-give it u-unto youw fathews: and this 
wand shaww faww u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow inhewitance. 

4-47:15 And this shaww be t-the bowdew of t-the wand towawd t-the nyowth side, 
fwom t-the gweat sea, t-the w-way of Hethwon, as men go to Zedad; 47:16 
(^人^) H-Hamath, Bewothah, S-Sibwaim, which is b-between t-the bowdew of Damascus and 
t-the bowdew of Hamath; Hazawhatticon, which is by t-the coast of H-Hauwan. 

47:17 And t-the bowdew fwom t-the sea shaww be Hazawenyan, t-the bowdew of 
Damascus, and t-the nyowth nyowthwawd, and t-the bowdew of H-Hamath. And this 
is t-the nyowth side. 

47:18 And t-the east side ye shaww measuwe fwom Hauwan, and fwom 
Damascus, and fwom Giwead, and fwom t-the wand of Iswaew by Jowdan, fwom 
t-the bowdew u-unto t-the east sea. And this is t-the east side. 

47:19 And t-the south side southwawd, fwom Tamaw even to t-the watews of 
stwife in Kadesh, t-the wivew to t-the gweat sea. And this is t-the south 
side southwawd. 

47:20 The west side awso shaww be t-the gweat sea fwom t-the bowdew, tiww 
a man come o-ovew against H-Hamath. This is t-the west side. 

47:21 S-So shaww ye divide this wand u-unto you a-accowding to t-the twibes of 
Iswaew. 

47:22 And it shaww come to pass, that ye shaww divide it by wot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance u-unto y-you, and to t-the stwangews that sojouwn among y-you, 
which shaww beget chiwdwen among you: and they shaww be u-unto you as 
bown in t-the c-countwy among t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; they shaww have 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance with you among t-the twibes of Iswaew. 

47:23 And it shaww come to pass, that in what twibe t-the stwangew 
sojouwnyeth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww ye g-give him his inhewitance, saith t-the Wowd 
G-GOD. 

4-48:1 Nyow these awe t-the nyames of t-the twibes. Fwom t-the nyowth end to t-the 
coast of t-the w-way of Hethwon, as onye goeth to (^人^) H-Hamath, Hazawenyan, t-the 
bowdew of Damascus nyowthwawd, to t-the coast of Hamath; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these awe 
his s-sides east and w-west; a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Dan. 

48:2 And by t-the bowdew of Dan, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west side, 
a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow A-Ashew. 

4-48:3 And by t-the bowdew of Ashew, fwom t-the east side even u-unto t-the west 
side, a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow N-Nyaphtawi. 

4-48:4 And by t-the bowdew of Nyaphtawi, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west 
side, a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow M-Manyasseh. 

48:5 And by t-the bowdew of Manyasseh, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west 
side, a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ephwaim. 

48:6 And by t-the bowdew of Ephwaim, fwom t-the east side even u-unto t-the 
west side, a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow W-Weuben. 

48:7 And by t-the bowdew of W-Weuben, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west 
side, a powtion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Judah. 

48:8 And by t-the bowdew of Judah, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west 
side, shaww be t-the offewing which ye shaww offew of five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
t-thousand weeds in b-bweadth, and in wength as onye of t-the othew pawts, 
fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west s-side: and t-the sanctuawy shaww be in 
t-the m-midst of it. 

4-48:9 The obwation that ye shaww offew u-unto t-the WOWD shaww be of five 
and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand in w-wength, and of t-ten t-thousand in bweadth. 

4-48:10 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwiests, shaww be this h-howy (o^▽^o) *moans* o-obwation; 
towawd t-the nyowth five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand in w-wength, and towawd t-the 
west t-ten t-thousand in b-bweadth, and towawd t-the east t-ten t-thousand in 
b-bweadth, and towawd t-the south five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand in wength: and 
t-the sanctuawy of t-the WOWD shaww be in t-the m-midst t-theweof. 

48:11 I-It shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwiests that awe sanctified of t-the sons of 
Zadok; which have kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chawge, which went nyot ( ~*-*)~ a-astway when t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew went astway, as t-the Wevites went a-astway. 

o(>< )o 4-48:12 And this obwation of t-the wand that is offewed shaww be u-unto t-them 
a t-thing most h-howy by t-the bowdew of t-the Wevites. 

48:13 And o-ovew against t-the bowdew of t-the pwiests t-the Wevites shaww 
have five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand in w-wength, and t-ten t-thousand in bweadth: 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wength shaww be five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand, and t-the bweadth t-ten 
thousand. 

4-48:14 And they shaww nyot seww of it, nyeithew exchange, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awienyate 
t-the fiwstfwuits of t-the wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is h-howy u-unto t-the WOWD. 

4-48:15 And t-the five thousand, that awe weft in t-the bweadth o-ovew against 
t-the five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand, shaww be a pwofanye pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the city, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow dwewwing, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow subuwbs: and t-the city shaww be in t-the m-midst 
t-theweof. 

4-48:16 And these shaww be t-the measuwes t-theweof; t-the nyowth side fouw 
t-thousand and five h-hundwed, and t-the south side fouw t-thousand and five 
h-hundwed, and on t-the east side fouw t-thousand and five h-hundwed, and t-the 
west side fouw t-thousand and five hundwed. 

48:17 And t-the s-subuwbs of t-the city shaww be towawd t-the nyowth two 
hundwed and fifty, and towawd t-the south two hundwed and fifty, and 
towawd t-the east two hundwed and fifty, and towawd t-the west two hundwed 
and fifty. 

48:18 And t-the wesidue in wength o-ovew against t-the obwation of t-the h-howy 
powtion shaww be t-ten t-thousand eastwawd, and t-ten t-thousand westwawd: and 
it shaww be o-ovew against t-the obwation of t-the h-howy powtion; and t-the 
incwease theweof shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow food u-unto t-them that sewve t-the city. 

48:19 And they that sewve t-the city shaww sewve it out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
twibes of Iswaew. 

48:20 Aww t-the obwation shaww be five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand by five and 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand: ye shaww offew t-the h-howy obwation fouwsquawe, with t-the 
^.^ p-possession of t-the city. 

48:21 And t-the wesidue shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwince, on t-the onye side and on 
t-the othew of t-the h-howy obwation, and of t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the city, 
o-ovew against t-the five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand of t-the obwation towawd t-the 
east bowdew, and westwawd o-ovew against t-the five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty t-thousand 
towawd t-the west bowdew, o-ovew against t-the powtions (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwince: and 
it shaww be t-the h-howy (o^▽^o) *moans* o-obwation; and t-the sanctuawy of t-the house shaww be 
in t-the m-midst t-theweof. 

48:22 Moweovew fwom t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the W-Wevites, and fwom t-the 
^.^ p-possession of t-the city, being in t-the m-midst of that which is t-the 
p-pwince's, b-between t-the bowdew of Judah and t-the bowdew of Benjamin, 
shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwince. 

48:23 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-west of t-the t-twibes, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west 
side, Benjamin shaww have a powtion. 

4-48:24 And by t-the bowdew of Benjamin, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west 
side, S-Simeon shaww have a powtion. 

48:25 And by t-the bowdew of S-Simeon, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west 
side, Issachaw a powtion. 

48:26 And by t-the bowdew of I-Issachaw, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west 
side, Zebuwun a powtion. 

48:27 And by t-the bowdew of Zebuwun, fwom t-the east side u-unto t-the west 
side, Gad a powtion. 

48:28 And by t-the bowdew of Gad, a-at t-the south side southwawd, t-the 
bowdew shaww be even fwom Tamaw u-unto t-the watews of stwife in Kadesh, 
and to t-the wivew towawd t-the gweat sea. 

48:29 This is t-the wand which ye shaww divide by wot u-unto t-the twibes of 
Iswaew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow inhewitance, and these awe theiw powtions, saith t-the Wowd 
G-GOD. 

48:30 And these awe t-the goings out of t-the city on t-the nyowth side, fouw 
t-thousand and five hundwed measuwes. 

4-48:31 And t-the gates of t-the city shaww be aftew t-the nyames of t-the twibes 
of Iswaew: thwee gates nyowthwawd; onye gate of W-Weuben, onye gate of 
Judah, onye gate of Wevi. 

48:32 And a-at t-the east side fouw t-thousand and five hundwed: and thwee 
gates; and onye gate of Joseph, onye gate of Benjamin, onye gate of Dan. 

4-48:33 And a-at t-the south side fouw t-thousand and five hundwed measuwes: 
and thwee gates; onye gate of S-Simeon, onye gate of I-Issachaw, onye gate of 
Zebuwun. 

48:34 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the west side fouw t-thousand and five h-hundwed, with theiw 
thwee gates; onye gate of Gad, onye gate of Ashew, onye gate of N-Nyaphtawi. 

48:35 I-It w-was (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about eighteen t-thousand measuwes: and t-the nyame of 
t-the city fwom that day shaww be, The WOWD is thewe. 




The Book of Danyiew 


1:1 In t-the thiwd yeaw of t-the weign of Jehoiakim king of Judah came 
Nyebuchadnyezzaw king of Babywon u-unto J-Jewusawem, and besieged it. 

1:2 And t-the Wowd gave Jehoiakim king of Judah into his hand, with pawt 
of t-the vessews of t-the house of G-God: which he cawwied into t-the wand of 
Shinyaw to t-the house of his god; and he b-bwought t-the vessews into t-the 
tweasuwe house of his god. 

1:3 And t-the king spake u-unto Ashpenyaz t-the mastew of his xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, that 
he shouwd bwing c-cewtain of t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and of t-the king's 
seed, and of t-the pwinces; 1:4 Chiwdwen in whom w-was nyo bwemish, but 
w-weww (=①ω①=) f-favouwed, and skiwfuw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wisdom, and cunnying in knyowwedge, 
and undewstanding s-science, and such as h-had abiwity in t-them to stand in 
t-the king's pawace, and whom they m-might t-teach t-the w-weawnying and t-the 
tongue of t-the Chawdeans. 

1:5 And t-the king appointed t-them a daiwy pwovision of t-the king's m-meat, 
and of t-the winye which he dwank: so nyouwishing t-them thwee yeaws, that 
a-at t-the end theweof they m-might stand befowe t-the king. 

1-1:6 Nyow among these wewe of t-the chiwdwen of Judah, Danyiew, Hanyanyiah, 
Mishaew, and Azawiah: 1:7 Unto whom t-the pwince of t-the eunyuchs gave 
nyames: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he gave u-unto Danyiew t-the nyame of Bewteshazzaw; and to 
Hanyanyiah, of Shadwach; and to Mishaew, of Meshach; and to A-Azawiah, of 
A-Abednyego. 

1:8 But Danyiew p-puwposed in his heawt that he w-wouwd nyot defiwe himsewf 
with t-the powtion of t-the king's m-meat, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with t-the winye which he dwank: 
thewefowe he wequested of t-the pwince of t-the eunyuchs that he m-might nyot 
defiwe himsewf. 

1-1:9 Nyow God h-had b-bwought Danyiew into favouw and tendew wove with t-the 
pwince of t-the eunyuchs. 

1:10 And t-the pwince of t-the eunyuchs said u-unto Danyiew, I f-feaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd 
t-the king, who hath appointed youw meat and youw dwink: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why shouwd 
he s-see youw faces wowse wiking than t-the chiwdwen which awe of youw 
(ノωヽ) *looks at you* s-sowt? t-then shaww ye make m-me endangew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head to t-the king. 

1:11 T-Then said Danyiew to Mewzaw, whom t-the pwince of t-the eunyuchs h-had 
s-set o-ovew Danyiew, Hanyanyiah, Mishaew, and A-Azawiah, 1:12 P-Pwove thy 
sewvants, I b-beseech thee, t-ten days; and wet t-them g-give us puwse to eat, 
and w-watew to d-dwink. 

1:13 T-Then wet ouw c-countenyances be wooked upon befowe thee, and t-the 
c-countenyance of t-the chiwdwen that e-eat of t-the powtion of t-the king's 
meat: and as t-thou seest, d-deaw with thy sewvants. 

1:14 S-So he c-consented to t-them in this mattew, and pwoved t-them t-ten days. 

1:15 And a-at t-the end of t-ten days theiw c-countenyances appeawed faiwew and 
fattew in fwesh than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen which did e-eat t-the powtion of t-the 
king's meat. 

1:16 T-Thus Mewzaw took away t-the powtion of theiw m-meat, and t-the winye 
that they shouwd dwink; and gave t-them puwse. 

1:17 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these fouw c-chiwdwen, God gave t-them k-knyowwedge and skiww in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-weawnying and w-wisdom: and Danyiew h-had undewstanding in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww visions 
and d-dweams. 

1:18 Nyow a-at t-the end of t-the days that t-the king h-had said he shouwd bwing 
t-them in, t-then t-the pwince of t-the eunyuchs b-bwought t-them in befowe 
N-Nyebuchadnyezzaw. 

1:19 And t-the king communyed with t-them; and among t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-was f-found 
nyonye w-wike Danyiew, Hanyanyiah, Mishaew, and Azawiah: thewefowe s-stood they 
befowe t-the king. 

1:20 And in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mattews of wisdom and u-undewstanding, that t-the king 
enquiwed of t-them, he f-found t-them t-ten times bettew than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
magicians and astwowogews that wewe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his weawm. 

1-1:21 And Danyiew continyued even u-unto t-the fiwst yeaw of king Cywus. 

2:1 And in t-the second yeaw of t-the weign of Nyebuchadnyezzaw 
Nyebuchadnyezzaw dweamed dweams, whewewith his spiwit w-was twoubwed, and 
his (o´∀`o) s-sweep bwake fwom h-him. 

2:2 T-Then t-the king commanded to caww t-the m-magicians, and t-the 
astwowogews, and t-the sowcewews, and t-the C-Chawdeans, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to s-shew t-the 
king his d-dweams. S-So they came and s-stood befowe t-the king. 

2-2:3 And t-the king said u-unto t-them, I have dweamed a dweam, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit 
w-was twoubwed to knyow t-the dweam. 

2:4 T-Then spake t-the Chawdeans to t-the king in Sywiack, O-O king, wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew: teww thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the dweam, and we wiww s-shew t-the 
intewpwetation. 

2-2:5 The king answewed and said to t-the C-Chawdeans, The t-thing is gonye 
fwom me: if ye wiww nyot make knyown u-unto m-me t-the dweam, with t-the 
i-intewpwetation t-theweof, ye shaww be cut in p-pieces, and youw houses 
shaww be m-made a dunghiww. 

2:6 But if ye s-shew t-the dweam, and t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof, ye shaww 
weceive of m-me gifts and wewawds and gweat h-honyouw: thewefowe s-shew m-me 
t-the dweam, and t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof. 

2-2:7 They answewed again and said, Wet t-the king teww his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the 
dweam, and we wiww s-shew t-the i-intewpwetation of it. 

2:8 The king answewed and said, I knyow of cewtainty that ye w-wouwd gain 
t-the time, because ye s-see t-the t-thing is gonye fwom me. 

2-2:9 But if ye wiww nyot make knyown u-unto m-me t-the dweam, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is but onye 
decwee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have pwepawed wying and cowwupt w-wowds to speak 
befowe me, tiww t-the time be changed: thewefowe teww m-me t-the dweam, and 
I shaww knyow that ye c-can s-shew m-me t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof. 

2:10 The Chawdeans answewed befowe t-the king, and said, Thewe is nyot a 
man upon t-the eawth that c-can s-shew t-the king's m-mattew: thewefowe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyo king, wowd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wuwew, that asked such things a-at any magician, ow 
astwowogew, ow Chawdean. 

2-2:11 And it is a wawe t-thing that t-the king wequiweth, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye 
othew that c-can s-shew it befowe t-the king, except t-the gods, whose 
dwewwing is nyot with ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

2:12 Fow this c-cause t-the king w-was angwy and vewy fuwious, and commanded 
to d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wise men of Babywon. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And t-the decwee went fowth that t-the wise men shouwd be swain; and 
they sought Danyiew and his fewwows to be swain. 

2:14 T-Then Danyiew answewed with counsew and wisdom to Awioch t-the 
c-captain of t-the king's guawd, which w-was gonye fowth to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wise men 
of |･ω･) B-Babywon: 2:15 He answewed and said to Awioch t-the king's c-captain, 
Why is t-the decwee so hasty fwom t-the king? T-Then Awioch m-made t-the t-thing 
knyown to Danyiew. 

2:16 T-Then Danyiew went in, and desiwed of t-the king that he w-wouwd g-give 
him time, and that he w-wouwd s-shew t-the king t-the intewpwetation. 

2:17 T-Then Danyiew went to his h-house, and m-made t-the t-thing knyown to 
Hanyanyiah, Mishaew, and A-Azawiah, his companyions: 2:18 That they w-wouwd 
d-desiwe mewcies of t-the God of heaven c-concewnying this secwet; that 
Danyiew and his fewwows shouwd nyot pewish with t-the w-west of t-the wise men 
of Babywon. 

2:19 T-Then w-was t-the secwet weveawed u-unto Danyiew in a nyight vision. T-Then 
Danyiew bwessed t-the God of heaven. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Danyiew answewed and said, Bwessed be t-the nyame of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and 
evew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wisdom and m-might awe his: 2:21 And he c-changeth t-the times and 
t-the seasons: he wemoveth kings, and setteth up kings: he giveth wisdom 
u-unto t-the w-wise, and k-knyowwedge to t-them that knyow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: 2:22 He 
weveaweth t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep and secwet things: he k-knyoweth what is in t-the 
dawknyess, and t-the wight d-dwewweth with h-him. 

2:23 I thank thee, and pwaise thee, O-O t-thou God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews, who hast 
given m-me wisdom and might, and hast m-made knyown u-unto m-me nyow what we 
desiwed of t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast nyow m-made knyown u-unto us t-the king's 
mattew. 

2:24 Thewefowe Danyiew went in u-unto Awioch, whom t-the king h-had o-owdainyed 
to d-destwoy t-the wise men of |･ω･) B-Babywon: he went and said thus u-unto h-him; 
D-Destwoy nyot t-the wise men of |･ω･) B-Babywon: bwing m-me in befowe t-the king, and 
I wiww s-shew u-unto t-the king t-the intewpwetation. 

2:25 T-Then Awioch b-bwought in Danyiew befowe t-the king in haste, and said 
thus u-unto him, I have f-found a man of t-the captives of Judah, that wiww 
make knyown u-unto t-the king t-the intewpwetation. 

2:26 The king answewed and said to Danyiew, whose nyame w-was 
Bewteshazzaw, Awt t-thou abwe to make knyown u-unto m-me t-the dweam which I 
have seen, and t-the i-intewpwetation theweof? (^ω~) 2-2:27 Danyiew answewed in 
t-the pwesence of t-the king, and said, The secwet which t-the king hath 
demanded c-cannyot t-the wise men, t-the astwowogews, t-the m-magicians, t-the 
soothsayews, s-shew u-unto t-the king; 2:28 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a God in heaven 
that weveaweth secwets, and m-maketh knyown to t-the king Nyebuchadnyezzaw 
what shaww be in t-the wattew days. Thy dweam, and t-the visions of thy 
( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head upon thy bed, awe t-these; 2:29 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, O-O king, thy thoughts 
came into thy mind upon thy bed, what shouwd come to pass (/ =ω=)/ *looks at you* h-heweaftew: 
and he that weveaweth secwets m-maketh knyown to thee what shaww come to 
pass. 

2:30 But as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, this secwet is nyot weveawed to m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any wisdom 
that I have mowe than any wiving, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sakes that shaww make 
knyown t-the i-intewpwetation to t-the king, and that t-thou mightest knyow t-the 
thoughts of thy heawt. 

2:31 Thou, O-O king, sawest, and (x_x)V b-behowd a gweat image. This gweat image, 
whose bwightnyess w-was e-excewwent, s-stood befowe thee; and t-the f-fowm 
theweof w-was tewwibwe. 

2:32 This image's ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head w-was of finye gowd, his bweast and his awms of 
s-siwvew, his bewwy and his thighs of b-bwass, 2:33 His wegs of i-iwon, his 
feet pawt of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and pawt of cway. 

2:34 T-Thou sawest tiww that a stonye w-was cut out without hands, which 
smote t-the i-image upon his feet that wewe of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and c-cway, and bwake 
t-them to pieces. 

2:35 T-Then w-was t-the i-iwon, t-the c-cway, t-the b-bwass, t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd, 
bwoken to pieces togethew, and became w-wike t-the chaff of t-the summew 
thweshingfwoows; and t-the wind cawwied t-them away, that nyo pwace w-was 
f-found (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the stonye that smote t-the i-image became a gweat 
mountain, and fiwwed t-the w-whowe eawth. 

2:36 This is t-the d-dweam; and we wiww teww t-the i-intewpwetation theweof 
befowe t-the king. 

2:37 Thou, O-O king, awt a king of kings: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the God of heaven hath 
given thee a k-kingdom, p-powew, and stwength, and gwowy. 

2:38 And whewesoevew t-the chiwdwen of men dweww, t-the b-beasts of t-the 
fiewd and t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven hath he given into thinye hand, and 
hath m-made thee wuwew o-ovew t-them aww. T-Thou awt this ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of gowd. 

2-2:39 And aftew thee shaww a-awise anyothew kingdom infewiow to thee, and 
anyothew thiwd kingdom of b-bwass, which shaww beaw w-wuwe o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
eawth. 

2:40 And t-the fouwth kingdom shaww be stwong as iwon: fowasmuch as (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon 
bweaketh in pieces and subdueth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: and as (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon that bweaketh 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these, shaww it bweak in pieces and (ノωヽ) b-bwuise. 

2-2:41 And w-wheweas t-thou sawest t-the feet and toes, pawt of (O.O) *looks away* p-pottews' c-cway, 
and pawt of i-iwon, t-the kingdom shaww be divided; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be in 
it of t-the stwength of t-the i-iwon, fowasmuch as t-thou sawest t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon 
mixed with miwy cway. 

2:42 And as t-the t-toes of t-the feet wewe pawt of i-iwon, and pawt of c-cway, 
so t-the kingdom shaww be pawtwy stwong, and pawtwy bwoken. 

2:43 And w-wheweas t-thou sawest (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon mixed with miwy c-cway, they shaww 
m-mingwe themsewves with t-the seed of m-men: but they shaww nyot cweave onye 
to anyothew, even as (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon is nyot mixed with cway. 

2:44 And in t-the days of these kings shaww t-the God of heaven s-set up a 
k-kingdom, which shaww nyevew be destwoyed: and t-the kingdom shaww nyot be 
weft to othew p-peopwe, but it shaww bweak in pieces and consume (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
these kingdoms, and it shaww stand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

2:45 Fowasmuch as t-thou sawest that t-the stonye w-was cut out of t-the 
mountain without hands, and that it bwake in pieces t-the i-iwon, t-the 
b-bwass, t-the c-cway, t-the s-siwvew, and t-the gowd; t-the gweat God hath m-made 
knyown to t-the king what shaww come to pass (/ =ω=)/ *looks at you* h-heweaftew: and t-the dweam is 
cewtain, and t-the i-intewpwetation theweof suwe. 

2-2:46 T-Then t-the king Nyebuchadnyezzaw feww upon his face, and w-wowshipped 
Danyiew, and commanded that they shouwd offew an obwation and sweet 
odouws u-unto h-him. 

2-2:47 The king answewed u-unto Danyiew, and said, O-Of a twuth it is, that 
youw God is a God of gods, and a Wowd of kings, and a weveawew of 
secwets, seeing t-thou (＾▽＾') c-couwdest weveaw this secwet. 

2:48 T-Then t-the king m-made Danyiew a gweat ^.^ m-man, and gave him many gweat 
gifts, and m-made him wuwew o-ovew t-the w-whowe pwovince of Babywon, and 
chief of t-the govewnyows o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wise men of Babywon. 

2:49 T-Then Danyiew wequested of t-the king, and he s-set S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, 
and Abednyego, o-ovew t-the affaiws of t-the pwovince of |･ω･) B-Babywon: but Danyiew 
sat in t-the gate of t-the king. 

3-3:1 Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king m-made an i-image of gowd, whose height w-was 
(o_O)! t-thweescowe c-cubits, and t-the bweadth theweof six (x_x)V *teleports behind you* c-cubits: he s-set it up in 
t-the pwain of D-Duwa, in t-the pwovince of Babywon. 

3:2 T-Then Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king sent to gathew togethew t-the pwinces, 
t-the govewnyows, and t-the captains, t-the judges, t-the tweasuwews, t-the 
counsewwows, t-the shewiffs, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwews of t-the pwovinces, to 
come to t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of t-the i-image which Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king h-had 
s-set (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

3-3:3 T-Then t-the pwinces, t-the govewnyows, and captains, t-the judges, t-the 
tweasuwews, t-the counsewwows, t-the shewiffs, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wuwews of t-the 
pwovinces, wewe gathewed togethew u-unto t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-dedication of t-the i-image 
that Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king h-had s-set up; and they s-stood befowe t-the 
i-image that Nyebuchadnyezzaw h-had s-set (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

3:4 T-Then an hewawd cwied a-awoud, To you it is commanded, O-O p-peopwe, 
n-nyations, and wanguages, 3:5 That a-at what time ye h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the 
c-cownyet, fwute, h-hawp, s-sackbut, psawtewy, duwcimew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (＾▽＾') k-kinds of 
m-musick, ye faww down and w-wowship t-the gowden i-image that Nyebuchadnyezzaw 
t-the king hath s-set up: 3-3:6 And w-whoso f-fawweth nyot down and wowshippeth 
shaww t-the same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw be cast into t-the m-midst of a b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace. 

3:7 Thewefowe a-at that time, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe heawd t-the s-sound of t-the 
c-cownyet, fwute, h-hawp, s-sackbut, psawtewy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (＾▽＾') k-kinds of m-musick, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the p-peopwe, t-the n-nyations, and t-the wanguages, feww down and w-wowshipped 
t-the gowden i-image that Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king h-had s-set (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

3:8 Whewefowe a-at that time c-cewtain Chawdeans came nyeaw, and a-accused 
t-the Jews. 

3-3:9 They spake and said to t-the king Nyebuchadnyezzaw, O-O king, wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

3:10 Thou, O-O king, hast m-made a decwee, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that shaww h-heaw 
t-the s-sound of t-the c-cownyet, fwute, h-hawp, s-sackbut, psawtewy, and duwcimew, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (＾▽＾') k-kinds of m-musick, shaww faww down and w-wowship t-the gowden image: 
3:11 And w-whoso f-fawweth nyot down and wowshippeth, that he shouwd be 
cast into t-the m-midst of a b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace. 

3:12 Thewe awe c-cewtain Jews whom t-thou hast s-set o-ovew t-the affaiws of t-the 
pwovince of Babywon, S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego; these men, O-O 
king, have nyot wegawded t-thee: they sewve nyot thy gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wowship t-the 
gowden i-image which t-thou hast s-set (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

3:13 T-Then Nyebuchadnyezzaw in his wage and fuwy commanded to bwing 
S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and A-Abednyego. T-Then they b-bwought these men befowe 
t-the king. 

3:14 Nyebuchadnyezzaw spake and said u-unto t-them, Is it twue, O-O S-Shadwach, 
ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot ye sewve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wowship t-the gowden 
i-image which I have s-set u-up? 3:15 Nyow if ye be weady that a-at what time 
ye h-heaw t-the s-sound of t-the c-cownyet, fwute, h-hawp, s-sackbut, psawtewy, and 
duwcimew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (＾▽＾') k-kinds of m-musick, ye faww down and w-wowship t-the i-image 
which I have m-made; weww: but if ye w-wowship nyot, ye shaww be cast t-the 
same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw into t-the m-midst of a b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace; and who is that 
God that shaww d-dewivew you out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands? 3:16 S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, 
and Abednyego, answewed and said to t-the king, O-O Nyebuchadnyezzaw, we awe 
nyot cawefuw to answew thee in this mattew. 

3:17 If it be so, ouw God whom we sewve is abwe to d-dewivew us fwom t-the 
b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace, and he wiww d-dewivew us out of thinye hand, O-O 
king. 

3:18 But if nyot, be it knyown u-unto thee, O-O king, that we wiww nyot sewve 
thy gods, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wowship t-the gowden i-image which t-thou hast s-set (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

3:19 T-Then w-was Nyebuchadnyezzaw f-fuww of fuwy, and t-the f-fowm of his visage 
w-was changed against S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego: thewefowe he 
spake, and commanded that they shouwd heat t-the fuwnyace onye seven times 
mowe than it w-was wont to be heated. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And he commanded t-the most mighty men that wewe in his awmy to 
bind S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, and to cast t-them into t-the 
b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace. 

3:21 T-Then these men wewe b-bound in theiw c-coats, theiw hosen, and theiw 
h-hats, and theiw othew gawments, and wewe cast into t-the m-midst of t-the 
b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace. 

3-3:22 Thewefowe because t-the king's commandment w-was u-uwgent, and t-the 
fuwnyace exceeding hot, t-the fwames of t-the fiwe swew those men that took 
up S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and A-Abednyego. 

3:23 And these thwee men, S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, feww down 
b-bound into t-the m-midst of t-the b-buwnying fiewy fuwnyace. 

3:24 T-Then Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king w-was a-astonyied, and w-wose up in haste, 
and spake, and said u-unto his counsewwows, Did nyot we cast thwee men 
b-bound into t-the m-midst of t-the f-fiwe? They answewed and said u-unto t-the 
king, Twue, O-O king. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 He answewed and said, Wo, I s-see fouw men woose, wawking in t-the 
m-midst of t-the f-fiwe, and they have nyo h-huwt; and t-the f-fowm of t-the fouwth 
is w-wike t-the S-Son of God. 

3:26 T-Then Nyebuchadnyezzaw came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to t-the mouth of t-the b-buwnying fiewy 
fuwnyace, and spake, and said, S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, ye 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the most high G-God, come fowth, and come hithew. T-Then 
S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, came fowth of t-the m-midst of t-the fiwe. 

3-3:27 And t-the pwinces, govewnyows, and captains, and t-the king's 
counsewwows, being gathewed togethew, saw these men, upon whose bodies 
t-the fiwe h-had nyo p-powew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-was an haiw of theiw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head s-singed, nyeithew 
wewe theiw coats changed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the s-smeww of fiwe h-had passed on them. 

3:28 T-Then Nyebuchadnyezzaw spake, and said, Bwessed be t-the God of 
S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, who hath sent his angew, and 
dewivewed his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that twusted in him, and have changed t-the 
king's wowd, and yiewded theiw bodies, that they m-might nyot sewve (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
w-wowship any (・_・ヾ g-god, except theiw own God. 

3-3:29 Thewefowe I make a decwee, That {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy p-peopwe, nyation, and 
wanguage, which speak any t-thing amiss against t-the God of S-Shadwach, 
ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, shaww be cut in p-pieces, and theiw houses shaww 
be m-made a dunghiww: because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo othew God that c-can d-dewivew 
aftew this sowt. 

3:30 T-Then t-the king pwomoted S-Shadwach, ต(=ω=)ต M-Meshach, and Abednyego, in t-the 
pwovince of Babywon. 

4:1 Nyebuchadnyezzaw t-the king, u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, n-nyations, and wanguages, 
that dweww in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth; Peace be m-muwtipwied u-unto you. 

4-4:2 I thought it g-good to s-shew t-the signs and w-wondews that t-the high God 
hath wwought towawd me. 

4:3 How gweat awe his signs! and how mighty awe his wondews! his 
kingdom is an evewwasting k-kingdom, and his dominyion is fwom genyewation 
to genyewation. 

4-4:4 I Nyebuchadnyezzaw w-was a-at w-west in minye h-house, and fwouwishing in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pawace: 4-4:5 I saw a dweam which m-made m-me afwaid, and t-the thoughts upon 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bed and t-the visions of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head twoubwed me. 

4:6 Thewefowe m-made I a decwee to bwing in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wise men of Babywon 
befowe me, that they m-might make knyown u-unto m-me t-the i-intewpwetation of 
t-the dweam. 

4:7 T-Then came in t-the m-magicians, t-the astwowogews, t-the C-Chawdeans, and 
t-the soothsayews: and I towd t-the dweam befowe t-them; but they did nyot 
make knyown u-unto m-me t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof. 

4-4:8 But a-at t-the wast Danyiew came in befowe me, whose nyame w-was 
Bewteshazzaw, a-accowding to t-the nyame of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and in whom is t-the 
spiwit of t-the h-howy gods: and befowe him I towd t-the dweam, s-saying, 4:9 
O-O Bewteshazzaw, mastew of t-the m-magicians, because I knyow that t-the 
spiwit of t-the h-howy gods is in thee, and nyo secwet t-twoubweth thee, teww 
m-me t-the visions of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dweam that I have seen, and t-the i-intewpwetation 
t-theweof. 

4:10 T-Thus wewe t-the visions of minye ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bed; I saw, and (x_x)V b-behowd a 
twee in t-the m-midst of t-the eawth, and t-the height theweof w-was g-gweat. 

4:11 The twee gwew, and w-was stwong, and t-the height theweof weached 
u-unto heaven, and t-the sight theweof to t-the end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: 4:12 
The weaves theweof wewe faiw, and t-the fwuit theweof ^w^ m-much, and in it 
w-was meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow aww: t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd h-had shadow undew it, and t-the 
f-fowws of t-the heaven d-dwewt in t-the boughs t-theweof, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh w-was fed 
of it. 

4:13 I saw in t-the visions of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bed, and, b-behowd, a 
watchew and an h-howy onye came down fwom heaven; 4:14 He cwied a-awoud, 
and said t-thus, H-Hew down t-the twee, and cut off his bwanches, s-shake off 
his weaves, and scattew his fwuit: wet t-the b-beasts get away fwom undew 
it, and t-the f-fowws fwom his bwanches: 4:15 Nyevewthewess weave t-the s-stump 
of his woots in t-the eawth, even with a band of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon and b-bwass, in t-the 
tendew gwass of t-the fiewd; and wet it be wet with t-the dew of heaven, 
and wet his powtion be with t-the b-beasts in t-the gwass of t-the eawth: 4:16 
Wet his heawt be changed fwom m-man's, and wet a beast's heawt be given 
u-unto h-him; and wet seven times pass o-ovew h-him. 

4:17 This mattew is by t-the decwee of t-the watchews, and t-the demand by 
t-the wowd of t-the h-howy onyes: to t-the intent that t-the wiving may knyow that 
t-the most High wuweth in t-the kingdom of men, and giveth it to 
w-whomsoevew he wiww, and setteth up o-ovew it t-the basest of m-men. 

4-4:18 This dweam I king Nyebuchadnyezzaw have (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. Nyow thou, O-O 
Bewteshazzaw, decwawe t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof, fowasmuch as (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wise men of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom awe nyot abwe to make knyown u-unto m-me t-the 
(* ^ ω ^) i-intewpwetation: but t-thou awt abwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spiwit of t-the h-howy gods is 
in thee. 

4:19 T-Then Danyiew, whose nyame w-was Bewteshazzaw, w-was astonyied (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye 
h-houw, and his thoughts twoubwed h-him. The king spake, and said, 
Bewteshazzaw, wet nyot t-the dweam, ow t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof, 
twoubwe thee. Bewteshazzaw answewed and said, My wowd, t-the dweam be to 
t-them that hate thee, and t-the i-intewpwetation theweof to thinye enyemies. 

4:20 The twee that t-thou sawest, which gwew, and w-was stwong, whose 
height weached u-unto t-the heaven, and t-the sight theweof to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
eawth; 4:21 Whose weaves wewe faiw, and t-the fwuit theweof ^w^ m-much, and in 
it w-was meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow aww; undew which t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd dwewt, and 
upon whose bwanches t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven h-had theiw habitation: 4:22 
I-It is thou, O-O king, that awt g-gwown and become stwong: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy 
gweatnyess is gwown, and weacheth u-unto heaven, and thy dominyion to t-the 
end of t-the eawth. 

4:23 And w-wheweas t-the king saw a watchew and an h-howy onye coming down 
fwom heaven, and s-saying, H-Hew t-the twee down, and d-destwoy it; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet weave 
t-the s-stump of t-the woots theweof in t-the eawth, even with a band of (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon 
and b-bwass, in t-the tendew gwass of t-the fiewd; and wet it be wet with 
t-the dew of heaven, and wet his powtion be with t-the b-beasts of t-the 
fiewd, tiww seven times pass o-ovew h-him; 4:24 This is t-the 
i-intewpwetation, O-O king, and this is t-the decwee of t-the most High, which 
is come upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd t-the king: 4:25 That they shaww dwive thee fwom 
men, and thy dwewwing shaww be with t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd, and they 
shaww make thee to e-eat gwass as oxen, and they shaww wet thee with t-the 
dew of heaven, and seven times shaww pass o-ovew thee, tiww t-thou knyow 
that t-the most High wuweth in t-the kingdom of men, and giveth it to 
w-whomsoevew he wiww. 

4:26 And w-wheweas they commanded to weave t-the s-stump of t-the twee woots; 
thy kingdom shaww be suwe u-unto thee, aftew that t-thou shawt have knyown 
that t-the h-heavens (^-^*)/ d-do w-wuwe. 

4:27 Whewefowe, O-O king, wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsew be acceptabwe u-unto thee, and 
bweak off thy s-sins by wighteousnyess, and thinye inyiquities by shewing 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy to t-the poow; if it may be a w-wengthenying of thy twanquiwwity. 

4:28 Aww this came upon t-the king N-Nyebuchadnyezzaw. 

4:29 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the end of twewve months he wawked in t-the pawace of t-the 
kingdom of Babywon. 

4:30 The king spake, and said, Is nyot this gweat Babywon, that I have 
b-buiwt (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the house of t-the kingdom by t-the m-might of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-powew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the honyouw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-majesty? 4-4:31 Whiwe t-the wowd w-was in t-the king's 
mouth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww a voice fwom heaven, s-saying, O-O king Nyebuchadnyezzaw, 
to thee it is spoken; The kingdom is depawted fwom thee. 

4:32 And they shaww dwive thee fwom men, and thy dwewwing shaww be 
with t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd: they shaww make thee to e-eat gwass as 
oxen, and seven times shaww pass o-ovew thee, untiw t-thou knyow that t-the 
most High wuweth in t-the kingdom of men, and giveth it to w-whomsoevew he 
wiww. 

4:33 The same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was t-the t-thing fuwfiwwed upon Nyebuchadnyezzaw: and he 
w-was dwiven fwom men, and did e-eat gwass as oxen, and his body w-was wet 
with t-the dew of heaven, tiww his haiws wewe g-gwown w-wike eagwes' 
f-feathews, and his nyaiws w-wike biwds' cwaws. 

4:34 And a-at t-the end of t-the days I Nyebuchadnyezzaw w-wifted up minye eyes 
u-unto heaven, and minye undewstanding wetuwnyed u-unto me, and I bwessed 
t-the most High, and I pwaised and h-honyouwed him that wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, 
whose dominyion is an evewwasting dominyion, and his kingdom is fwom 
genyewation to genyewation: 4:35 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the eawth 
awe weputed as nyothing: and he doeth a-accowding to his wiww in t-the awmy 
of heaven, and among t-the i-inhabitants of t-the eawth: and nyonye c-can stay 
his hand, ow say u-unto him, What doest thou? 4:36 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the same time o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
w-weason wetuwnyed u-unto m-me; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-kingdom, minye honyouw 
and bwightnyess wetuwnyed u-unto m-me; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my counsewwows and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds 
sought u-unto m-me; and I w-was estabwished in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-kingdom, and excewwent 
m-majesty w-was a-added u-unto me. 

4:37 Nyow I Nyebuchadnyezzaw pwaise and extow and honyouw t-the King of 
heaven, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww whose wowks awe twuth, and his ways judgment: and those 
that wawk in pwide he is abwe to abase. 

5:1 Bewshazzaw t-the king m-made a gweat (♡°▽°♡) f-feast to a t-thousand of his (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, 
and d-dwank winye befowe t-the thousand. 

5-5:2 ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ B-Bewshazzaw, whiwes he tasted t-the winye, commanded to bwing t-the 
gowden and s-siwvew vessews which his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Nyebuchadnyezzaw h-had taken 
out of t-the tempwe which w-was in Jewusawem; that t-the king, and his 
pwinces, his wives, and his UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, m-might dwink thewein. 

5:3 T-Then they b-bwought t-the gowden vessews that wewe taken out of t-the 
tempwe of t-the house of God which w-was a-at Jewusawem; and t-the king, and 
his pwinces, his wives, and his UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, d-dwank in them. 

5:4 They d-dwank winye, and pwaised t-the gods of gowd, and of s-siwvew, of 
b-bwass, of i-iwon, of wood, and of stonye. 

5:5 In t-the same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw came fowth fingews of a man's hand, and wwote 
o-ovew against t-the c-candwestick upon t-the pwaistew of t-the waww of t-the 
king's pawace: and t-the king saw t-the pawt of t-the hand that wwote. 

5:6 T-Then t-the king's c-countenyance w-was changed, and his thoughts twoubwed 
him, so that t-the joints of his woins wewe woosed, and his k-knyees smote 
onye against anyothew. 

5:7 The king cwied awoud to bwing in t-the astwowogews, t-the C-Chawdeans, 
and t-the soothsayews. And t-the king spake, and said to t-the wise men of 
Babywon, Whosoevew shaww wead this wwiting, and s-shew m-me t-the 
i-intewpwetation t-theweof, shaww be cwothed with scawwet, and have a 
chain of gowd about his nyeck, and shaww be t-the thiwd wuwew in t-the 
(´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

5:8 T-Then came in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the king's wise m-men: but they couwd nyot wead t-the 
wwiting, (=`ω´=) n-nyow make knyown to t-the king t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof. 

5:9 T-Then w-was king Bewshazzaw gweatwy twoubwed, and his c-countenyance w-was 
changed in him, and his wowds wewe astonyied. 

5:10 Nyow t-the queen by w-weason of t-the w-wowds of t-the king and his wowds 
came into t-the banquet house: and t-the queen spake and said, O-O king, 
wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: wet nyot thy thoughts twoubwe thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wet thy 
c-countenyance be changed: 5:11 Thewe is a man in thy k-kingdom, in whom is 
t-the spiwit of t-the h-howy gods; and in t-the days of thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew wight and 
undewstanding and wisdom, w-wike t-the wisdom of t-the gods, w-was f-found in 
h-him; whom t-the king Nyebuchadnyezzaw thy fathew, t-the king, I say, thy 
fathew, m-made mastew of t-the m-magicians, astwowogews, C-Chawdeans, and 
soothsayews; 5:12 Fowasmuch as an excewwent spiwit, and knyowwedge, and 
u-undewstanding, intewpweting of dweams, and shewing of hawd sentences, 
and dissowving of doubts, wewe f-found in t-the same Danyiew, whom t-the king 
nyamed Bewteshazzaw: nyow wet Danyiew be cawwed, and he wiww s-shew t-the 
intewpwetation. 

5-5:13 T-Then w-was Danyiew b-bwought in befowe t-the king. And t-the king spake 
and said u-unto Danyiew, Awt t-thou that Danyiew, which awt of t-the chiwdwen 
of t-the captivity of Judah, whom t-the king o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my o(>ω<)o f-fathew b-bwought out of 
Jewwy? 5:14 I have even heawd of thee, that t-the spiwit of t-the gods is 
in thee, and that wight and undewstanding and excewwent wisdom is 
f-found in thee. 

5:15 And nyow t-the wise men, t-the astwowogews, have b-been b-bwought in 
befowe me, that they shouwd wead this wwiting, and make knyown u-unto m-me 
t-the i-intewpwetation theweof: but they couwd nyot s-shew t-the i-intewpwetation 
of t-the thing: 5:16 And I have heawd of thee, that t-thou c-canst make 
i-intewpwetations, and dissowve doubts: nyow if t-thou c-canst wead t-the 
wwiting, and make knyown to m-me t-the i-intewpwetation t-theweof, t-thou shawt 
be cwothed with scawwet, and have a chain of gowd about thy nyeck, and 
shawt be t-the thiwd wuwew in t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

5:17 T-Then Danyiew answewed and said befowe t-the king, Wet thy gifts be 
to xDD t-thysewf, and g-give thy wewawds to anyothew; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I wiww wead t-the 
w-wwiting u-unto t-the king, and make knyown to him t-the intewpwetation. 

5:18 O-O t-thou king, t-the most high God gave Nyebuchadnyezzaw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew a 
k-kingdom, and majesty, and gwowy, and h-honyouw: 5:19 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the m-majesty 
that he gave him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, n-nyations, and wanguages, twembwed and 
feawed befowe him: whom he w-wouwd he s-swew; and whom he w-wouwd he kept 
awive; and whom he w-wouwd he s-set up; and whom he w-wouwd he put down. 

5:20 But when his heawt w-was w-wifted up, and his mind hawdenyed in pwide, 
he w-was deposed fwom his kingwy t-thwonye, and they took his gwowy fwom 
him: 5:21 And he w-was dwiven fwom t-the sons of men; and his heawt w-was 
m-made w-wike t-the beasts, and his dwewwing w-was with t-the wiwd asses: they 
fed him with gwass w-wike oxen, and his body w-was wet with t-the dew of 
heaven; tiww he knyew that t-the most high God wuwed in t-the kingdom of 
men, and that he appointeth o-ovew it w-whomsoevew he wiww. 

5:22 And t-thou his son, O-O ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ B-Bewshazzaw, hast nyot humbwed thinye heawt, 
t-though t-thou knyewest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this; 5:23 But hast w-wifted up t-thysewf against 
t-the Wowd of heaven; and they have b-bwought t-the vessews of his house 
befowe thee, and thou, and thy (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, thy wives, and thy UwU *looks at you* c-concubinyes, 
have dwunk winye in t-them; and t-thou hast pwaised t-the gods of s-siwvew, and 
gowd, of b-bwass, i-iwon, wood, and stonye, which s-see nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow h-heaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
knyow: and t-the God in whose hand thy bweath is, and whose awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
ways, hast t-thou nyot gwowified: 5-5:24 T-Then w-was t-the pawt of t-the hand sent 
fwom h-him; and this w-wwiting w-was w-wwitten. 

5:25 And this is t-the w-wwiting that w-was wwitten, MENyE, MENyE, TEKEW, 
UPHAWSIN. 

5:26 This is t-the i-intewpwetation of t-the thing: MENyE; God hath nyumbewed 
thy k-kingdom, and finyished it. 

5:27 TEKEW; T-Thou awt weighed in t-the b-bawances, and awt f-found wanting. 

5:28 P-PEWES; Thy kingdom is divided, and given to t-the Medes and 
P-Pewsians. 

5-5:29 T-Then commanded ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ B-Bewshazzaw, and they cwothed Danyiew with scawwet, 
and put a chain of gowd about his nyeck, and m-made a pwocwamation 
c-concewnying him, that he shouwd be t-the thiwd wuwew in t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

5:30 In that nyight w-was Bewshazzaw t-the king of t-the Chawdeans swain. 

5:31 And Dawius t-the M-Median took t-the k-kingdom, being about (o_O)! t-thweescowe 
and two yeaws owd. 

6-6:1 I-It pweased Dawius to s-set o-ovew t-the kingdom an hundwed and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty 
pwinces, which shouwd be o-ovew t-the w-whowe kingdom; 6:2 And o-ovew these 
thwee pwesidents; of whom Danyiew w-was fiwst: that t-the pwinces m-might 
g-give a-accounts u-unto t-them, and t-the king shouwd have nyo damage. 

6:3 T-Then this Danyiew w-was pwefewwed a-above t-the pwesidents and pwinces, 
because an excewwent spiwit w-was in h-him; and t-the king thought to s-set 
him o-ovew t-the w-whowe weawm. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 T-Then t-the pwesidents and pwinces sought to f-find occasion against 
Danyiew c-concewnying t-the kingdom; but they couwd f-find nyonye occasion (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
fauwt; fowasmuch as he w-was f-faithfuw, nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any ewwow ow 
fauwt f-found in h-him. 

6:5 T-Then said these men, We shaww nyot f-find any occasion against this 
Danyiew, except we f-find it against him c-concewnying t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of his God. 

6:6 T-Then these pwesidents and pwinces assembwed togethew to t-the king, 
and said thus u-unto him, King {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

6:7 Aww t-the pwesidents of t-the k-kingdom, t-the govewnyows, and t-the pwinces, 
t-the counsewwows, and t-the captains, have c-consuwted togethew to 
estabwish a woyaw statute, and to make a fiwm decwee, that w-whosoevew 
shaww ask a petition of any God ow man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thiwty days, s-save of thee, 
O-O king, he shaww be cast into t-the den of wions. 

6:8 Nyow, O-O king, estabwish t-the decwee, and (*´▽`*) s-sign t-the wwiting, that it 
be nyot changed, a-accowding to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the Medes and Pewsians, which 
a-awteweth n-nyot. 

6:9 Whewefowe king Dawius s-signyed t-the w-wwiting and t-the decwee. 

6:10 Nyow when Danyiew knyew that t-the w-wwiting w-was signyed, he went into 
his h-house; and his windows being open in his c-chambew towawd J-Jewusawem, 
he k-knyeewed upon his k-knyees thwee times a day, and pwayed, and gave 
thanks befowe his G-God, as he did afowetime. 

6:11 T-Then these men assembwed, and f-found Danyiew pwaying and making 
suppwication befowe his God. 

6:12 T-Then they came nyeaw, and spake befowe t-the king c-concewnying t-the 
king's decwee; Hast t-thou nyot s-signyed a decwee, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that 
shaww ask a petition of any God ow man within thiwty days, s-save of 
thee, O-O king, shaww be cast into t-the den of wions? The king answewed 
and said, The t-thing is twue, a-accowding to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the Medes and 
Pewsians, which a-awteweth n-nyot. 

6:13 T-Then answewed they and said befowe t-the king, That Danyiew, which 
is of t-the chiwdwen of t-the captivity of Judah, wegawdeth nyot thee, O-O 
king, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the decwee that t-thou hast signyed, but m-maketh his petition 
thwee times a d-day. 

6:14 T-Then t-the king, when he heawd these wowds, w-was sowe d-dispweased 
with himsewf, and s-set his heawt on Danyiew to d-dewivew him: and he 
wabouwed tiww t-the g-going down of t-the sun to d-dewivew h-him. 

6:15 T-Then these men assembwed u-unto t-the king, and said u-unto t-the king, 
Knyow, O-O king, that t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the Medes and Pewsians is, That nyo 
decwee (=`ω´=) n-nyow statute which t-the king e-estabwisheth may be changed. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 T-Then t-the king commanded, and they b-bwought Danyiew, and cast him 
into t-the den of wions. Nyow t-the king spake and said u-unto Danyiew, Thy 
God whom t-thou s-sewvest c-continyuawwy, he wiww d-dewivew thee. 

6-6:17 And a stonye w-was bwought, and w-waid upon t-the mouth of t-the (っ˘ω˘ς ) d-den; and 
t-the king seawed it with his own signyet, and with t-the signyet of his 
wowds; that t-the puwpose m-might nyot be changed c-concewnying Danyiew. 

6:18 T-Then t-the king went to his pawace, and passed t-the nyight fasting: 
nyeithew wewe instwuments of musick b-bwought befowe him: and his (o´∀`o) s-sweep 
went fwom h-him. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 T-Then t-the king awose vewy eawwy in t-the m-mownying, and went in haste 
u-unto t-the den of wions. 

6:20 And when he came to t-the den, he cwied with a wamentabwe voice 
u-unto D-Danyiew: and t-the king spake and said to Danyiew, O-O Danyiew, sewvant 
of t-the wiving G-God, is thy G-God, whom t-thou s-sewvest c-continyuawwy, abwe to 
d-dewivew thee fwom t-the wions? 6:21 T-Then said Danyiew u-unto t-the king, O-O 
king, wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

6:22 My God hath sent his angew, and hath s-shut t-the w-wions' m-mouths, that 
they have nyot (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt me: fowasmuch as befowe him innyocency w-was f-found in 
m-me; and awso befowe thee, O-O king, have I donye nyo huwt. 

6:23 T-Then w-was t-the king e-exceedingwy gwad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and commanded that 
they shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take Danyiew up out of t-the den. S-So Danyiew w-was taken up out 
of t-the den, and nyo m-mannyew of (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt w-was f-found upon him, because he 
bewieved in his God. 

6:24 And t-the king commanded, and they b-bwought those men which h-had 
a-accused Danyiew, and they cast t-them into t-the den of wions, t-them, theiw 
c-chiwdwen, and theiw wives; and t-the w-wions h-had t-the m-mastewy of t-them, and 
bwake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw bonyes in pieces ow e-evew they came a-at t-the bottom of t-the 
den. 

6:25 T-Then king Dawius wwote u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, n-nyations, and wanguages, 
that dweww in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth; Peace be m-muwtipwied u-unto you. 

6:26 I make a decwee, That in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy dominyion of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom men t-twembwe 
and f-feaw befowe t-the God of D-Danyiew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is t-the wiving G-God, and 
stedfast (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and his kingdom that which shaww nyot be destwoyed, 
and his dominyion shaww be even u-unto t-the end. 

6:27 He dewiveweth and wescueth, and he w-wowketh signs and w-wondews in 
heaven and in eawth, who hath dewivewed Danyiew fwom t-the p-powew of t-the 
wions. 

6:28 S-So this Danyiew pwospewed in t-the weign of {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, and in t-the weign 
of Cywus t-the Pewsian. 

7:1 In t-the fiwst yeaw of Bewshazzaw king of Babywon Danyiew h-had a dweam 
and visions of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head upon his bed: t-then he wwote t-the dweam, and 
towd t-the sum of t-the mattews. 

7:2 Danyiew spake and said, I saw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vision by nyight, and, b-behowd, 
t-the fouw w-winds of t-the heaven stwove upon t-the gweat sea. 

7-7:3 And fouw gweat b-beasts came up fwom t-the sea, (´ ω `♡) d-divewse onye fwom 
anyothew. 

7:4 The fiwst w-was w-wike a wion, and h-had eagwe's ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wings: I behewd tiww 
t-the w-wings theweof wewe pwucked, and it w-was w-wifted up fwom t-the eawth, 
and m-made stand upon t-the feet as a ^.^ m-man, and a man's heawt w-was given to 
it. 

7:5 And (x_x)V b-behowd anyothew beast, a second, w-wike to a (ノωヽ) b-beaw, and it waised 
up itsewf on onye side, and it h-had thwee w-wibs in t-the mouth of it 
b-between t-the t-teeth of i-it: and they said thus u-unto it, Awise, devouw 
m-much ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

7:6 Aftew this I behewd, and wo anyothew, w-wike a weopawd, which h-had 
upon t-the back of it fouw w-wings of a foww; t-the beast h-had awso fouw 
heads; and dominyion w-was given to it. 

7-7:7 Aftew this I saw in t-the nyight visions, and (x_x)V b-behowd a fouwth beast, 
dweadfuw and (-ω-、) t-tewwibwe, and stwong e-exceedingwy; and it h-had gweat (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon 
teeth: it devouwed and bwake in p-pieces, and (=`ω´=) s-stamped t-the wesidue with 
t-the feet of i-it: and it w-was (´ ω `♡) d-divewse fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts that wewe 
befowe it; and it h-had t-ten howns. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 I considewed t-the howns, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came up among t-them 
anyothew ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe hown, befowe whom (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe thwee of t-the fiwst howns 
p-pwucked up by t-the woots: and, b-behowd, in this (・_・ヾ h-hown wewe eyes w-wike t-the 
eyes of ^.^ m-man, and a mouth speaking gweat things. 

7:9 I behewd tiww t-the t-thwonyes wewe cast down, and t-the Ancient of days 
did sit, whose gawment w-was white as snyow, and t-the haiw of his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head 
w-wike t-the puwe woow: his t-thwonye w-was w-wike t-the fiewy fwame, and his 
wheews as b-buwnying fiwe. 

7:10 A-A fiewy stweam issued and came fowth fwom befowe him: t-thousand 
thousands minyistewed u-unto him, and t-ten t-thousand times t-ten t-thousand 
s-stood befowe him: t-the j-judgment w-was set, and t-the books wewe openyed. 

7:11 I behewd t-then because of t-the voice of t-the gweat w-wowds which t-the 
(・_・ヾ h-hown spake: I behewd even tiww t-the beast w-was swain, and his body 
destwoyed, and given to t-the b-buwnying f-fwame. 

7:12 As c-concewnying t-the w-west of t-the beasts, they h-had theiw dominyion 
taken (☆ω☆) a-away: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet theiw wives wewe pwowonged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a season and ^w^ t-time. 

7:13 I saw in t-the nyight visions, and, b-behowd, onye w-wike t-the S-Son of man 
came with t-the cwouds of heaven, and came to t-the Ancient of days, and 
they b-bwought him (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw befowe h-him. 

7:14 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was given him dominyion, and gwowy, and a k-kingdom, that 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-peopwe, n-nyations, and wanguages, shouwd sewve him: his dominyion is 
an evewwasting dominyion, which shaww nyot pass away, and his kingdom 
that which shaww nyot be destwoyed. 

7:15 I Danyiew w-was g-gwieved in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit in t-the m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-body, and 
t-the visions of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head twoubwed me. 

7:16 I came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto onye of t-them that s-stood by, and asked him t-the 
twuth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this. S-So he towd me, and m-made m-me knyow t-the i-intewpwetation 
of t-the things. 

7:17 These gweat beasts, which awe fouw, awe fouw kings, which shaww 
a-awise out of t-the eawth. 

7:18 But t-the saints of t-the most High shaww o(>ω<)o t-take t-the k-kingdom, and 
possess t-the kingdom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

xDD 7-7:19 T-Then I w-wouwd knyow t-the twuth of t-the fouwth beast, which w-was 
(´ ω `♡) d-divewse fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the othews, exceeding dweadfuw, whose t-teeth wewe of 
i-iwon, and his nyaiws of bwass; which devouwed, bwake in p-pieces, and 
(=`ω´=) s-stamped t-the wesidue with his feet; 7:20 And of t-the t-ten howns that wewe 
in his head, and of t-the othew which came up, and befowe whom thwee 
feww; even of that (・_・ヾ h-hown that h-had eyes, and a mouth that spake vewy 
gweat things, whose wook w-was mowe s-stout than his f-fewwows. 

7:21 I behewd, and t-the same (・_・ヾ h-hown m-made waw with t-the saints, and 
p-pwevaiwed against t-them; 7:22 Untiw t-the Ancient of days came, and 
j-judgment w-was given to t-the saints of t-the most High; and t-the time came 
that t-the saints p-possessed t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

7:23 T-Thus he said, The fouwth beast shaww be t-the fouwth kingdom upon 
eawth, which shaww be (´ ω `♡) d-divewse fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kingdoms, and shaww devouw t-the 
w-whowe eawth, and shaww twead it down, and bweak it in pieces. 

7:24 And t-the t-ten howns out of this kingdom awe t-ten kings that shaww 
awise: and anyothew shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise aftew t-them; and he shaww be (´ ω `♡) d-divewse fwom 
t-the fiwst, and he shaww subdue thwee k-kings. 

7:25 And he shaww speak gweat w-wowds against t-the most High, and shaww 
( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw out t-the saints of t-the most High, and think to change times and 
waws: and they shaww be given into his hand untiw a time and times and 
t-the dividing of ^w^ t-time. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 But t-the j-judgment shaww sit, and they shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away his 
dominyion, to consume and to d-destwoy it u-unto t-the end. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 And t-the kingdom and dominyion, and t-the gweatnyess of t-the kingdom 
undew t-the w-whowe heaven, shaww be given to t-the peopwe of t-the saints of 
t-the most High, whose kingdom is an evewwasting k-kingdom, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
dominyions shaww sewve and obey h-him. 

7:28 Hithewto is t-the end of t-the mattew. As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me Danyiew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
cogitations m-much twoubwed me, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-countenyance changed in me: but I 
kept t-the mattew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 In t-the thiwd yeaw of t-the weign of king Bewshazzaw a vision 
appeawed u-unto me, even u-unto m-me Danyiew, aftew that which appeawed u-unto 
m-me a-at t-the fiwst. 

8-8:2 And I saw in a vision; and it came to pass, when I saw, that I w-was 
a-at Shushan in t-the pawace, which is in t-the pwovince of Ewam; and I saw 
in a vision, and I w-was by t-the wivew of Uwai. 

8:3 T-Then I w-wifted up minye eyes, and saw, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood 
befowe t-the wivew a wam which h-had two howns: and t-the two howns wewe 
h-high; but onye w-was highew than t-the othew, and t-the highew came up wast. 

8:4 I saw t-the wam p-pushing westwawd, and nyowthwawd, and southwawd; so 
that nyo b-beasts m-might stand befowe him, nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any that 
couwd d-dewivew out of his hand; but he did a-accowding to his wiww, and 
became g-gweat. 

8-8:5 And as I w-was c-considewing, b-behowd, an he goat came fwom t-the west on 
t-the f-face of t-the w-whowe eawth, and touched nyot t-the gwound: and t-the goat 
h-had a nyotabwe (・_・ヾ h-hown b-between his eyes. 

8:6 And he came to t-the wam that h-had two howns, which I h-had s-seen 
standing befowe t-the wivew, and wan u-unto him in t-the fuwy of his powew. 

8:7 And I saw him come cwose u-unto t-the wam, and he w-was moved with 
chowew against him, and smote t-the wam, and bwake his two howns: and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo p-powew in t-the wam to stand befowe him, but he cast him 
down to t-the g-gwound, and (=`ω´=) s-stamped upon him: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye that 
couwd d-dewivew t-the wam out of his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

8:8 Thewefowe t-the he goat (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed vewy (=`ω´=) g-gweat: and when he w-was stwong, 
t-the gweat (・_・ヾ h-hown w-was b-bwoken; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it came up fouw nyotabwe o-onyes towawd 
t-the fouw w-winds of heaven. 

8:9 And out of onye of t-them came fowth a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe hown, which (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed 
exceeding g-gweat, towawd t-the south, and towawd t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and towawd t-the 
pweasant wand. 

8-8:10 And it (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed g-gweat, even to t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven; and it cast down 
s-some of t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host and of t-the staws to t-the g-gwound, and (=`ω´=) s-stamped upon 
them. 

8-8:11 Yea, he m-magnyified himsewf even to t-the pwince of t-the host, and by 
him t-the daiwy sacwifice w-was taken away, and t-the pwace of t-the sanctuawy 
w-was cast down. 

8:12 And an \(★ω★)/ h-host w-was given him against t-the daiwy sacwifice by w-weason 
of twansgwession, and it cast down t-the twuth to t-the g-gwound; and it 
pwactised, and pwospewed. 

8-8:13 T-Then I heawd onye saint s-speaking, and anyothew saint said u-unto that 
c-cewtain saint which spake, How wong shaww be t-the vision c-concewnying t-the 
daiwy sacwifice, and t-the twansgwession of desowation, to g-give both t-the 
sanctuawy and t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host to be twodden undew foot? 8:14 And he said 
u-unto me, Unto two t-thousand and thwee hundwed days; t-then shaww t-the 
sanctuawy be (´ ω `♡) *notices bulge* c-cweansed. 

8:15 And it came to pass, when I, even I Danyiew, h-had s-seen t-the vision, 
and sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the meanying, then, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood befowe m-me as t-the 
a-appeawance of a m-man. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And I heawd a man's voice b-between t-the banks of Uwai, which 
cawwed, and said, Gabwiew, make this man to undewstand t-the vision. 

8:17 S-So he came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw whewe I stood: and when he came, I w-was afwaid, 
and feww upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face: but he said u-unto me, Undewstand, O-O son of man: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-at t-the time of t-the end shaww be t-the vision. 

8-8:18 Nyow as he w-was speaking with me, I w-was in a (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face 
towawd t-the gwound: but he touched me, and s-set m-me upwight. 

8-8:19 And he said, Behowd, I wiww make thee knyow what shaww be in t-the 
wast end of t-the indignyation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-at t-the time appointed t-the end shaww 
be. 

8:20 The wam which t-thou sawest h-having two howns awe t-the kings of Media 
and Pewsia. 

8-8:21 And t-the wough goat is t-the king of Gwecia: and t-the gweat (・_・ヾ h-hown that 
is b-between his eyes is t-the fiwst king. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Nyow that being bwoken, w-wheweas fouw s-stood up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, fouw 
(´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms shaww stand up out of t-the nyation, but nyot in his powew. 

8:23 And in t-the wattew time of theiw k-kingdom, when t-the twansgwessows 
awe come to t-the fuww, a king of fiewce countenyance, and undewstanding 
dawk sentences, shaww stand (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

8:24 And his p-powew shaww be mighty, but nyot by his own powew: and he 
shaww d-destwoy wondewfuwwy, and shaww pwospew, and pwactise, and shaww 
d-destwoy t-the mighty and t-the h-howy peopwe. 

8:25 And thwough his powicy awso he shaww c-cause (=^･ｪ･^=) *notices bulge* c-cwaft to p-pwospew in 
his hand; and he shaww magnyify himsewf in his heawt, and by peace 
shaww d-destwoy many: he shaww awso stand up against t-the P-Pwince of 
pwinces; but he shaww be bwoken without ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

8:26 And t-the vision of t-the evenying and t-the mownying which w-was towd is 
twue: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe s-shut t-thou up t-the vision; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many 
days. 

8:27 And I Danyiew fainted, and w-was sick c-cewtain days; aftewwawd I w-wose 
up, and did t-the king's businyess; and I w-was astonyished a-at t-the vision, 
but nyonye undewstood it. 

9:1 In t-the fiwst yeaw of Dawius t-the son of Ahasuewus, of t-the seed of 
t-the Medes, which w-was m-made king o-ovew t-the w-weawm of t-the Chawdeans; (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 In 
t-the fiwst yeaw of his weign I Danyiew undewstood by books t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of 
t-the yeaws, wheweof t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came to Jewemiah t-the pwophet, 
that he w-wouwd accompwish s-seventy yeaws in t-the d-desowations of 
Jewusawem. 

9:3 And I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face u-unto t-the Wowd G-God, to seek by pwayew and 
suppwications, with f-fasting, and sackcwoth, and ashes: 9:4 And I 
pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my confession, and said, O-O W-Wowd, 
t-the gweat and dweadfuw G-God, keeping t-the c-covenyant and (´-ω-`) m-mewcy to t-them 
that wove him, and to t-them that keep his commandments; 9:5 We have 
sinnyed, and have committed inyiquity, and have donye wickedwy, and have 
w-webewwed, even by d-depawting fwom thy pwecepts and fwom thy j-judgments: 
9:6 N-Nyeithew have we heawkenyed u-unto thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, which 
spake in thy nyame to ouw kings, ouw pwinces, and ouw fathews, and to 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the wand. 

9:7 O-O WOWD, wighteousnyess bewongeth u-unto thee, but u-unto us confusion 
of faces, as a-at this >_> d-day; to t-the men of Judah, and to t-the i-inhabitants 
of J-Jewusawem, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, that awe nyeaw, and that awe faw 
off, thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the countwies whithew t-thou hast dwiven t-them, because 
of theiw twespass that they have twespassed against thee. 

9:8 O-O W-Wowd, to us bewongeth confusion of face, to ouw kings, to ouw 
pwinces, and to ouw fathews, because we have sinnyed against thee. 

9:9 To t-the Wowd ouw God bewong mewcies and fowgivenyesses, t-though we 
have webewwed against h-him; (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 N-Nyeithew have we obeyed t-the voice of 
t-the WOWD ouw G-God, to wawk in his w-waws, which he s-set befowe us by his 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets. 

9-9:11 Yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew have twansgwessed thy w-waw, even by depawting, 
that they m-might nyot obey thy v-voice; thewefowe t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse is pouwed upon 
u-us, and t-the o-oath that is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses t-the sewvant of 
G-God, because we have sinnyed against h-him. 

9:12 And he hath o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed his wowds, which he spake against u-us, and 
against ouw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges that judged u-us, by bwinging upon us a gweat eviw: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow undew t-the w-whowe heaven hath nyot b-been donye as hath b-been donye upon 
Jewusawem. 

9:13 As it is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this eviw is come upon 
us: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet m-made we nyot ouw pwayew befowe t-the WOWD ouw G-God, that we m-might 
tuwn fwom ouw inyiquities, and undewstand thy twuth. 

9-9:14 Thewefowe hath t-the WOWD watched upon t-the eviw, and b-bwought it 
upon us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD ouw God is wighteous in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowks which he 
d-doeth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we obeyed nyot his voice. 

9:15 And n-nyow, O-O Wowd ouw G-God, that hast b-bwought thy peopwe fowth out 
of t-the wand of Egypt with a mighty hand, and hast gotten thee wenyown, 
as a-at this >_> d-day; we have sinnyed, we have donye wickedwy. 

9:16 O-O WOWD, a-accowding to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy wighteousnyess, I b-beseech thee, wet 
thinye angew and thy fuwy be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away fwom thy city J-Jewusawem, thy 
h-howy mountain: because (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw sins, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the inyiquities of ouw 
fathews, Jewusawem and thy peopwe awe become a wepwoach to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
awe about us. 

9:17 Nyow thewefowe, O-O ouw G-God, h-heaw t-the pwayew of thy s-sewvant, and his 
suppwications, and c-cause thy f-face to (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye upon thy sanctuawy that is 
d-desowate, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's sake. 

9:18 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, i-incwinye thinye eaw, and heaw; open thinye eyes, and 
(x_x)V b-behowd ouw desowations, and t-the city which is cawwed by thy nyame: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
we (^-^*)/ d-do nyot pwesent ouw suppwications befowe thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw 
wighteousnyesses, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy gweat m-mewcies. 

9:19 O-O W-Wowd, heaw; O-O W-Wowd, fowgive; O-O W-Wowd, heawken and do; defew nyot, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thinye own sake, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy city and thy peopwe awe cawwed 
by thy nyame. 

9:20 And whiwes I w-was s-speaking, and pwaying, and confessing o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sin and 
t-the sin of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe I-Iswaew, and pwesenting o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppwication befowe t-the 
WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-howy mountain of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God; 9:21 Yea, whiwes I w-was 
speaking in pwayew, even t-the man Gabwiew, whom I h-had s-seen in t-the 
vision a-at t-the beginnying, being caused to fwy swiftwy, touched m-me about 
t-the time of t-the evenying o-obwation. 

9:22 And he i-infowmed me, and t-tawked with me, and said, O-O Danyiew, I am 
nyow come fowth to g-give thee skiww and undewstanding. 

9:23 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the beginnying of thy suppwications t-the commandment came fowth, 
and I am come to s-shew thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt gweatwy bewoved: thewefowe 
undewstand t-the mattew, and considew t-the vision. 

9:24 Seventy w-weeks awe detewminyed upon thy peopwe and upon thy h-howy 
city, to finyish t-the twansgwession, and to make an end of sins, and to 
make weconciwiation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow inyiquity, and to bwing in evewwasting 
wighteousnyess, and to s-seaw up t-the vision and pwophecy, and to anyoint 
t-the most H-Howy. 

9:25 K-Knyow thewefowe and undewstand, that fwom t-the g-going fowth of t-the 
commandment to westowe and to buiwd Jewusawem u-unto t-the Messiah t-the 
P-Pwince shaww be seven w-weeks, and (o_O)! t-thweescowe and two weeks: t-the stweet 
shaww be b-buiwt again, and t-the waww, even in twoubwous times. 

9:26 And aftew (o_O)! t-thweescowe and two w-weeks shaww Messiah be cut off, but 
nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf: and t-the peopwe of t-the pwince that shaww come shaww 
d-destwoy t-the city and t-the sanctuawy; and t-the end theweof shaww be with 
a fwood, and u-unto t-the end of t-the waw d-desowations awe detewminyed. 

9:27 And he shaww ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm t-the c-covenyant with many (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye week: and in 
t-the m-midst of t-the week he shaww c-cause t-the sacwifice and t-the obwation to 
cease, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ovewspweading of abominyations he shaww make it 
d-desowate, even untiw t-the consummation, and that detewminyed shaww be 
pouwed upon t-the >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

10:1 In t-the thiwd yeaw of Cywus king of Pewsia a t-thing w-was weveawed 
u-unto Danyiew, whose nyame w-was cawwed Bewteshazzaw; and t-the t-thing w-was 
twue, but t-the time appointed w-was w-wong: and he undewstood t-the thing, 
and h-had undewstanding of t-the vision. 

1-10:2 In those days I Danyiew w-was mouwnying thwee f-fuww weeks. 

10:3 I ate nyo pweasant bwead, nyeithew came fwesh (=`ω´=) n-nyow winye in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, 
nyeithew did I anyoint mysewf a-at a-aww, tiww thwee w-whowe w-weeks wewe 
f-fuwfiwwed. 

10:4 And in t-the fouw and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the fiwst m-month, as I w-was by 
t-the side of t-the gweat wivew, which is Hiddekew; 1-10:5 T-Then I w-wifted up 
minye eyes, and wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a c-cewtain man cwothed in winyen, 
whose woins wewe giwded with finye gowd of Uphaz: 10:6 His body awso 
w-was w-wike t-the bewyw, and his f-face as t-the a-appeawance of w-wightnying, and 
his eyes as wamps of f-fiwe, and his awms and his feet w-wike in cowouw to 
powished b-bwass, and t-the voice of his w-wowds w-wike t-the voice of a 
(´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

10:7 And I Danyiew awonye saw t-the vision: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the men that wewe with m-me 
saw nyot t-the vision; but a gweat quaking feww upon t-them, so that they 
fwed to hide themsewves. 

10:8 Thewefowe I w-was weft awonye, and saw this gweat vision, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
wemainyed nyo stwength in me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my comewinyess w-was (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed in m-me into 
cowwuption, and I w-wetainyed nyo s-stwength. 

10:9 Y-Yet heawd I t-the voice of his wowds: and when I heawd t-the voice of 
his wowds, t-then w-was I in a (☆▽☆) d-deep (o´∀`o) s-sweep on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face towawd 
t-the gwound. 

10:10 And, b-behowd, an hand touched me, which s-set m-me upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-knyees and 
upon t-the pawms of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands. 

1-10:11 And he said u-unto me, O-O Danyiew, a man gweatwy bewoved, undewstand 
t-the w-wowds that I speak u-unto thee, and stand u-upwight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-unto thee am 
I nyow sent. 

And when he h-had spoken this wowd u-unto me, I s-stood twembwing. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 T-Then said he u-unto me, Feaw nyot, D-Danyiew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwom t-the fiwst day 
that t-thou didst s-set thinye heawt to undewstand, and to chasten t-thysewf 
befowe thy G-God, thy w-wowds wewe heawd, and I am come (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy wowds. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 But t-the pwince of t-the kingdom of Pewsia withstood m-me onye and 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: but, wo, Michaew, onye of t-the chief pwinces, came to hewp 
m-me; and I wemainyed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with t-the kings of Pewsia. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Nyow I am come to make thee undewstand what shaww b-befaww thy 
peopwe in t-the wattew ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the vision is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many days. 

10:15 And when he h-had spoken such w-wowds u-unto me, I s-set o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face towawd 
t-the g-gwound, and I became (o´∀`o) d-dumb. 

1-10:16 And, b-behowd, onye w-wike t-the simiwitude of t-the sons of men touched 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wips: t-then I openyed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth, and spake, and said u-unto him that 
s-stood befowe me, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, by t-the vision o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sowwows awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed upon 
me, and I have w-wetainyed nyo s-stwength. 

1-10:17 Fow how c-can t-the sewvant of this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd tawk with this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, stwaightway (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyed nyo stwength in me, nyeithew 
is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe bweath weft in me. 

10:18 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came again and touched m-me onye w-wike t-the a-appeawance of 
a ^.^ m-man, and he stwengthenyed me, 10:19 And said, O-O man gweatwy bewoved, 
f-feaw nyot: peace be u-unto thee, be stwong, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, be s-stwong. And when he 
h-had spoken u-unto me, I w-was s-stwengthenyed, and said, Wet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd s-speak; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast stwengthenyed me. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 T-Then said he, Knyowest t-thou (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe I come u-unto thee? and nyow 
wiww I (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to fight with t-the pwince of Pewsia: and when I am gonye 
fowth, wo, t-the pwince of G-Gwecia shaww come. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 But I wiww s-shew thee that which is nyoted in t-the scwiptuwe of 
twuth: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that h-howdeth with m-me in these things, but 
Michaew youw p-pwince. 

11:1 Awso I in t-the fiwst yeaw of Dawius t-the Mede, even I, s-stood to 
⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm and to stwengthen h-him. 

11:2 And nyow wiww I s-shew thee t-the twuth. Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww stand up 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thwee kings in Pewsia; and t-the fouwth shaww be faw wichew than 
they aww: and by his stwength thwough his w-wiches he shaww stiw up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
against t-the w-weawm of Gwecia. 

11:3 And a mighty king shaww stand up, that shaww w-wuwe with gweat 
dominyion, and (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to his wiww. 

11:4 And when he shaww stand up, his kingdom shaww be bwoken, and 
shaww be d-divided towawd t-the fouw w-winds of heaven; and nyot to his 
postewity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow a-accowding to his dominyion which he wuwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
kingdom shaww be p-pwucked up, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow othews beside t-those. 

11:5 And t-the king of t-the south shaww be stwong, and onye of his 
pwinces; and he shaww be stwong a-above him, and have dominyion; his 
dominyion shaww be a gweat dominyion. 

11:6 And in t-the end of yeaws they shaww join themsewves togethew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the king's daughtew of t-the south shaww come to t-the king of t-the nyowth 
to make an agweement: but she shaww nyot w-wetain t-the p-powew of t-the awm; 
nyeithew shaww he stand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his a-awm: but she shaww be given up, and 
they that b-bwought hew, and he that begat hew, and he that stwengthenyed 
hew in these times. 

11:7 But out of a bwanch of hew woots shaww onye stand up in his 
estate, which shaww come with an awmy, and shaww entew into t-the 
fowtwess of t-the king of t-the nyowth, and shaww d-deaw against t-them, and 
shaww pwevaiw: 11:8 And shaww awso cawwy captives into Egypt theiw 
gods, with theiw pwinces, and with theiw (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious vessews of s-siwvew 
and of gowd; and he shaww continyue mowe yeaws than t-the king of t-the 
n-nyowth. 

11:9 S-So t-the king of t-the south shaww come into his k-kingdom, and shaww 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into his own wand. 

11:10 But his sons shaww be stiwwed up, and shaww assembwe a muwtitude 
of gweat f-fowces: and onye shaww cewtainwy come, and ovewfwow, and pass 
thwough: t-then shaww he wetuwn, and be stiwwed up, even to his 
fowtwess. 

11:11 And t-the king of t-the south shaww be moved with c-chowew, and shaww 
come fowth and fight with him, even with t-the king of t-the n-nyowth: and he 
shaww s-set fowth a gweat muwtitude; but t-the muwtitude shaww be given 
into his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

11:12 And when he hath taken away t-the muwtitude, his heawt shaww be 
w-wifted up; and he shaww cast down many t-ten thousands: but he shaww nyot 
be stwengthenyed by it. 

11:13 Fow t-the king of t-the nyowth shaww wetuwn, and shaww s-set fowth a 
muwtitude gweatew than t-the fowmew, and shaww cewtainwy come aftew 
c-cewtain yeaws with a gweat awmy and with m-much wiches. 

11:14 And in those times (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww many stand up against t-the king of 
t-the south: awso t-the wobbews of thy peopwe shaww e-exawt themsewves to 
estabwish t-the vision; but they shaww faww. 

11:15 S-So t-the king of t-the nyowth shaww come, and cast up a mount, and 
o(>ω<)o t-take t-the most f-fenced cities: and t-the awms of t-the south shaww nyot 
withstand, nyeithew his chosen p-peopwe, nyeithew shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any 
stwength to withstand. 

11:16 But he that cometh against him shaww (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to his own 
wiww, and nyonye shaww stand befowe him: and he shaww stand in t-the 
gwowious wand, which by his hand shaww be consumed. 

11:17 He shaww awso s-set his f-face to entew with t-the stwength of his 
w-whowe k-kingdom, and upwight o-onyes with h-him; thus shaww he do: and he 
shaww g-give him t-the daughtew of (*°▽°*) w-women, cowwupting hew: but she shaww 
nyot stand on his side, nyeithew be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

11:18 Aftew this shaww he tuwn his f-face u-unto t-the iswes, and shaww o(>ω<)o t-take 
many: but a pwince (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own behawf shaww c-cause t-the wepwoach offewed 
by him to (ノωヽ) c-cease; without his own wepwoach he shaww c-cause it to tuwn 
upon h-him. 

11:19 T-Then he shaww tuwn his f-face towawd t-the fowt of his own wand: but 
he shaww stumbwe and faww, and nyot be found. 

11:20 T-Then shaww stand up in his estate a waisew of (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-taxes in t-the gwowy 
of t-the (--_--) *pokes you* k-kingdom: but within f-few days he shaww be destwoyed, nyeithew in 
angew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in battwe. 

11:21 And in his estate shaww stand up a viwe (・_・ヾ p-pewson, to whom they 
shaww nyot g-give t-the honyouw of t-the (--_--) *pokes you* k-kingdom: but he shaww come in 
peaceabwy, and obtain t-the kingdom by f-fwattewies. 

11:22 And with t-the awms of a fwood shaww they be ovewfwown fwom befowe 
him, and shaww be b-bwoken; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, awso t-the pwince of t-the covenyant. 

1-11:23 And aftew t-the weague m-made with him he shaww wowk deceitfuwwy: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww come up, and shaww become stwong with a smaww peopwe. 

11:24 He shaww entew peaceabwy even upon t-the f-fattest pwaces of t-the 
pwovince; and he shaww (^-^*)/ d-do that which his f-fathews have nyot donye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
his f-fathews' fathews; he shaww scattew among t-them t-the pwey, and spoiw, 
and wiches: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and he shaww f-fowecast his devices against t-the stwong 
howds, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^w^ t-time. 

11:25 And he shaww stiw up his p-powew and his couwage against t-the king 
of t-the south with a gweat awmy; and t-the king of t-the south shaww be 
stiwwed up to battwe with a vewy gweat and mighty awmy; but he shaww 
nyot s-stand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww f-fowecast devices against h-him. 

11:26 Yea, they that feed of t-the powtion of his meat shaww d-destwoy 
him, and his awmy shaww ovewfwow: and many shaww faww down swain. 

11:27 And both of these kings' (x_x)V h-heawts shaww be to (^-^*)/ d-do m-mischief, and 
they shaww speak wies a-at onye tabwe; but it shaww nyot pwospew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
t-the end shaww be a-at t-the time a-appointed. 

11:28 T-Then shaww he (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into his wand with gweat wiches; and his 
heawt shaww be against t-the h-howy c-covenyant; and he shaww (^-^*)/ d-do expwoits, 
and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to his own wand. 

1-11:29 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the time appointed he shaww wetuwn, and come towawd t-the 
south; but it shaww nyot be as t-the fowmew, ow as t-the wattew. 

11:30 Fow t-the s-ships of C-Chittim shaww come against him: thewefowe he 
shaww be gwieved, and wetuwn, and have indignyation against t-the h-howy 
covenyant: so shaww he do; he shaww even wetuwn, and have intewwigence 
with t-them that fowsake t-the h-howy covenyant. 

11:31 And awms shaww stand on his pawt, and they shaww powwute t-the 
sanctuawy of stwength, and shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the daiwy sacwifice, and 
they shaww pwace t-the a-abominyation that m-maketh >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

11:32 And such as (^-^*)/ d-do wickedwy against t-the c-covenyant shaww he cowwupt by 
fwattewies: but t-the peopwe that (^-^*)/ d-do knyow theiw God shaww be stwong, and 
(^-^*)/ d-do expwoits. 

11:33 And they that undewstand among t-the peopwe shaww (=`ω´=) i-instwuct many: 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they shaww faww by t-the swowd, and by fwame, by c-captivity, and by 
spoiw, many days. 

(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 Nyow when they shaww faww, they shaww be howpen with a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
hewp: but many shaww cweave to t-them with f-fwattewies. 

11:35 And s-some of t-them of undewstanding shaww faww, to twy t-them, and 
to puwge, and to make t-them white, even to t-the time of t-the end: because 
it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a time a-appointed. 

11:36 And t-the king shaww (^-^*)/ d-do a-accowding to his w-wiww; and he shaww e-exawt 
himsewf, and magnyify himsewf a-above {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (・_・ヾ g-god, and shaww speak 
mawvewwous things against t-the God of gods, and shaww p-pwospew tiww t-the 
indignyation be accompwished: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that that is detewminyed shaww be 
donye. 

11:37 N-Nyeithew shaww he w-wegawd t-the God of his fathews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the d-desiwe 
of (*°▽°*) w-women, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wegawd any god: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww magnyify himsewf a-above aww. 

1-11:38 But in his estate shaww he honyouw t-the God of f-fowces: and a (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god 
whom his f-fathews knyew nyot shaww he honyouw with gowd, and s-siwvew, and 
with (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes, and pweasant things. 

1-11:39 T-Thus shaww he (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the most stwong howds with a s-stwange (・_・ヾ g-god, 
whom he shaww acknyowwedge and incwease with gwowy: and he shaww c-cause 
t-them to w-wuwe o-ovew many, and shaww divide t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gain. 

11:40 And a-at t-the time of t-the end shaww t-the king of t-the south push a-at 
him: and t-the king of t-the nyowth shaww come against him w-wike a 
whiwwwind, with c-chawiots, and with howsemen, and with many ships; and 
he shaww entew into t-the countwies, and shaww ovewfwow and pass ovew. 

11:41 He shaww entew awso into t-the gwowious wand, and many countwies 
shaww be ovewthwown: but these shaww escape out of his hand, even 
Edom, and M-Moab, and t-the chief of t-the chiwdwen of Ammon. 

1-11:42 He shaww s-stwetch fowth his hand awso upon t-the c-countwies: and t-the 
wand of Egypt shaww nyot escape. 

1-11:43 But he shaww have p-powew o-ovew t-the tweasuwes of gowd and of 
s-siwvew, and o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious things of Egypt: and t-the Wibyans and 
t-the Ethiopians shaww be a-at his steps. 

11:44 But tidings out of t-the east and out of t-the nyowth shaww twoubwe 
him: thewefowe he shaww go fowth with gweat fuwy to destwoy, and 
u-uttewwy to make away many. 

11:45 And he shaww pwant t-the tabewnyacwes of his pawace b-between t-the 
seas in t-the gwowious h-howy mountain; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he shaww come to his end, and 
nyonye shaww hewp h-him. 

12:1 And a-at that time shaww Michaew stand up, t-the gweat pwince which 
standeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of thy peopwe: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a time of 
twoubwe, such as nyevew w-was since (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a nyation even to that same 
time: and a-at that time thy peopwe shaww be dewivewed, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that 
shaww be f-found wwitten in t-the book. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And many of t-them that (o´∀`o) s-sweep in t-the dust of t-the eawth shaww awake, 
s-some to evewwasting w-wife, and s-some to shame and evewwasting contempt. 

12:3 And they that be wise shaww (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye as t-the bwightnyess of t-the 
fiwmament; and they that tuwn many to wighteousnyess as t-the staws (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
e-evew and evew. 

12:4 But thou, O-O Danyiew, s-shut up t-the wowds, and s-seaw t-the b-book, even to 
t-the time of t-the end: many shaww w-wun to and fwo, and k-knyowwedge shaww be 
incweased. 

1-12:5 T-Then I Danyiew wooked, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood othew two, t-the onye 
on this side of t-the bank of t-the wivew, and t-the othew on that side of 
t-the bank of t-the :3 w-wivew. 

12:6 And onye said to t-the man cwothed in winyen, which w-was upon t-the 
watews of t-the wivew, How wong shaww it be to t-the end of these wondews? 
(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And I heawd t-the man cwothed in winyen, which w-was upon t-the watews 
of t-the wivew, when he hewd up his wight hand and his weft hand u-unto 
heaven, and swawe by him that wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew that it shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
time, times, and an (＾• ω •＾) h-hawf; and when he shaww have (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished to 
scattew t-the p-powew of t-the h-howy p-peopwe, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things shaww be 
finyished. 

12:8 And I heawd, but I undewstood nyot: t-then said I, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, what 
shaww be t-the end of these (o^▽^o) t-things? 12:9 And he said, Go thy way, 
D-Danyiew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wowds awe cwosed up and seawed tiww t-the time of t-the 
end. 

12:10 Many shaww be puwified, and m-made white, and twied; but t-the 
wicked shaww (^-^*)/ d-do wickedwy: and nyonye of t-the wicked shaww u-undewstand; but 
t-the wise shaww undewstand. 

1-12:11 And fwom t-the time that t-the daiwy sacwifice shaww be taken away, 
and t-the a-abominyation that m-maketh desowate s-set up, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a 
t-thousand two hundwed and nyinyety days. 

12:12 Bwessed is he that waiteth, and cometh to t-the t-thousand thwee 
hundwed and five and thiwty days. 

12:13 But go t-thou thy w-way tiww t-the end be: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt west, 
and stand in thy wot a-at t-the end of t-the days. 




Hosea 


1:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD that came u-unto Hosea, t-the son of Beewi, in 
t-the days of Uzziah, J-Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah, kings of Judah, and in 
t-the days of Jewoboam t-the son of J-Joash, king of Iswaew. 

1:2 The beginnying of t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by Hosea. And t-the WOWD said 
to Hosea, Go, o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto thee a wife of whowedoms and chiwdwen of 
w-whowedoms: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand hath committed gweat w-whowedom, d-depawting fwom 
t-the WOWD. 

1:3 S-So he went and took G-Gomew t-the daughtew of Dibwaim; which 
conceived, and bawe him a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

1:4 And t-the WOWD said u-unto him, Caww his nyame Jezweew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a 
ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and I wiww avenge t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of Jezweew upon t-the house of 
Jehu, and wiww c-cause to cease t-the kingdom of t-the house of Iswaew. 

1:5 And it shaww come to pass a-at that day, that I wiww bweak t-the bow 
of I-Iswaew, in t-the vawwey of Jezweew. 

1-1:6 And she ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived again, and bawe a daughtew. And God said u-unto 
him, Caww hew nyame Wowuhamah: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyo mowe have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon t-the 
house of I-Iswaew; but I wiww u-uttewwy o(>ω<)o t-take t-them away. 

1:7 But I wiww have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon t-the house of Judah, and wiww s-save t-them 
by t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and wiww nyot s-save t-them by b-bow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by swowd, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow by battwe, by howses, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by howsemen. 

1:8 Nyow when she h-had weanyed Wowuhamah, she conceived, and bawe a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

1-1:9 T-Then said G-God, Caww his nyame Woammi: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and 
I wiww nyot be youw God. 

1:10 Y-Yet t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww be as t-the sand of 
t-the sea, which c-cannyot be measuwed (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyumbewed; and it shaww come to 
pass, that in t-the pwace whewe it w-was said u-unto t-them, Ye awe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
p-peopwe, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe it shaww be said u-unto t-them, Ye awe t-the sons of t-the 
wiving God. 

1:11 T-Then shaww t-the chiwdwen of Judah and t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew be 
gathewed togethew, and appoint themsewves onye head, and they shaww 
come up out of t-the wand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat shaww be t-the day of Jezweew. 

2:1 Say ye u-unto youw bwethwen, Ammi; and to youw sistews, Wuhamah. 

2:2 Pwead with youw mothew, pwead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she is nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife, nyeithew am 
I hew husband: wet hew thewefowe put away hew whowedoms out of hew 
s-sight, and hew a-aduwtewies fwom b-between hew bweasts; 2-2:3 West I s-stwip 
hew nyaked, and s-set hew as in t-the day that she w-was b-bown, and make hew 
as a wiwdewnyess, and s-set hew w-wike a dwy wand, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway hew with 
t-thiwst. 

2:4 And I wiww nyot have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon hew chiwdwen; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be t-the 
chiwdwen of whowedoms. 

2-2:5 Fow theiw mothew hath pwayed t-the h-hawwot: she that ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived t-them 
hath donye shamefuwwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she said, I wiww go aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wovews, that 
g-give m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwead and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my watew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woow and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwax, minye oiw and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
d-dwink. 

2:6 Thewefowe, b-behowd, I wiww h-hedge up thy w-way with thowns, and make a 
waww, that she shaww nyot f-find hew paths. 

2-2:7 And she shaww fowwow aftew hew w-wovews, but she shaww nyot (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake 
t-them; and she shaww seek t-them, but shaww nyot f-find (=`ω´=) t-them: t-then shaww she 
say, I wiww go and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiwst h-husband; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then w-was it bettew 
with m-me than n-nyow. 

2:8 Fow she did nyot knyow that I gave hew cown, and winye, and oiw, and 
m-muwtipwied hew s-siwvew and gowd, which they pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow B-Baaw. 

2-2:9 Thewefowe wiww I wetuwn, and o(>ω<)o t-take away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cown in t-the time 
t-theweof, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my winye in t-the season t-theweof, and wiww wecovew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woow 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwax given to covew hew nyakednyess. 

2:10 And nyow wiww I discovew hew wewdnyess in t-the sight of hew w-wovews, 
and nyonye shaww d-dewivew hew out of minye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

2-2:11 I wiww awso c-cause (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew miwth to cease, hew (♡°▽°♡) f-feast days, hew nyew 
moons, and hew sabbaths, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew sowemn f-feasts. 

2:12 And I wiww d-destwoy hew vinyes and hew fig twees, wheweof she hath 
said, These awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wewawds that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wovews have given me: and I wiww 
make t-them a f-fowest, and t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd shaww e-eat them. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And I wiww v-visit upon hew t-the days of Baawim, whewein she buwnyed 
i-incense to t-them, and she decked hewsewf with hew eawwings and hew 
(♡°▽°♡) j-jewews, and she went aftew hew w-wovews, and fowgat me, saith t-the WOWD. 

2:14 Thewefowe, b-behowd, I wiww a-awwuwe hew, and bwing hew into t-the 
wiwdewnyess, and speak comfowtabwy u-unto hew. 

2:15 And I wiww g-give hew hew vinyeyawds fwom thence, and t-the vawwey of 
Achow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a doow of hope: and she shaww sing thewe, as in t-the days of 
hew youth, and as in t-the day when she came up out of t-the wand of 
Egypt. 

2:16 And it shaww be a-at that day, saith t-the WOWD, that t-thou shawt caww 
m-me o(>< )o I-Ishi; and shawt caww m-me nyo mowe B-Baawi. 

2:17 Fow I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the nyames of Baawim out of hew mouth, and 
they shaww nyo mowe be wemembewed by theiw nyame. 

2:18 And in that day wiww I make a c-covenyant (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them with t-the b-beasts 
of t-the fiewd and with t-the f-fowws of heaven, and with t-the c-cweeping 
things of t-the gwound: and I wiww bweak t-the bow and t-the s-swowd and t-the 
battwe out of t-the eawth, and wiww make t-them to w-wie down (╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-safewy. 

2:19 And I wiww betwoth thee u-unto m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I wiww betwoth 
thee u-unto m-me in wighteousnyess, and in j-judgment, and in wovingkindnyess, 
and in m-mewcies. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 I wiww even betwoth thee u-unto m-me in faithfuwnyess: and t-thou shawt 
knyow t-the WOWD. 

2:21 And it shaww come to pass in that day, I wiww h-heaw, saith t-the 
WOWD, I wiww h-heaw t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and they shaww h-heaw t-the eawth; 2:22 And 
t-the eawth shaww h-heaw t-the cown, and t-the winye, and t-the oiw; and they 
shaww h-heaw Jezweew. 

2:23 And I wiww sow hew u-unto m-me in t-the eawth; and I wiww have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
upon hew that h-had nyot obtainyed m-mewcy; and I wiww say to t-them which 
wewe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and they shaww say, T-Thou awt 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

3-3:1 T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto me, Go yet, wove a woman bewoved of hew 
fwiend, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet an aduwtewess, a-accowding to t-the wove of t-the WOWD towawd 
t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, who wook to othew gods, and wove fwagons of 
winye. 

3:2 S-So I bought hew to m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-fifteen pieces of s-siwvew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an 
h-homew of bawwey, and an hawf h-homew of bawwey: 3-3:3 And I said u-unto hew, 
T-Thou shawt abide (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me many days; t-thou shawt nyot pway t-the h-hawwot, and 
t-thou shawt nyot be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow anyothew man: so wiww I awso be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. 

3:4 Fow t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww abide many days without a king, 
and without a pwince, and without a sacwifice, and without an image, 
and without an ephod, and without t-tewaphim: 3:5 Aftewwawd shaww t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew wetuwn, and seek t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and David 
theiw king; and shaww f-feaw t-the WOWD and his goodnyess in t-the wattew 
days. 

4:1 Heaw t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, ye chiwdwen of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD 
hath a contwovewsy with t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyo twuth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow m-mewcy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow k-knyowwedge of God in t-the wand. 

4-4:2 By sweawing, and wying, and kiwwing, and steawing, and committing 
a-aduwtewy, they bweak (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood toucheth bwood. 

4:3 Thewefowe shaww t-the wand mouwn, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that d-dwewweth 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww wanguish, with t-the b-beasts of t-the fiewd, and with t-the 
f-fowws of heaven; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the fishes of t-the sea awso shaww be taken away. 

4-4:4 Y-Yet wet nyo man stwive, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wepwove anyothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy peopwe awe as 
they that stwive with t-the pwiest. 

4-4:5 Thewefowe shawt t-thou faww in t-the day, and t-the pwophet awso shaww 
faww with thee in t-the nyight, and I wiww d-destwoy thy m-mothew. 

4:6 My peopwe awe destwoyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wack of knyowwedge: because t-thou hast 
wejected knyowwedge, I wiww awso weject thee, that t-thou shawt be nyo 
pwiest to me: seeing t-thou hast fowgotten t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of thy G-God, I wiww 
awso fowget thy chiwdwen. 

4:7 As they wewe incweased, so they sinnyed against me: thewefowe wiww 
I change theiw gwowy into shame. 

4-4:8 They e-eat up t-the sin of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and they s-set theiw heawt on 
theiw inyiquity. 

4:9 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be, w-wike p-peopwe, w-wike x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and I wiww punyish 
t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw ways, and wewawd t-them theiw doings. 

4:10 Fow they shaww eat, and nyot have enyough: they shaww commit 
w-whowedom, and shaww nyot incwease: because they have weft off to o(>ω<)o t-take 
heed to t-the WOWD. 

4:11 Whowedom and winye and nyew winye o(>ω<)o t-take away t-the heawt. 

4:12 My peopwe ask counsew a-at theiw stocks, and theiw s-staff decwaweth 
u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the spiwit of whowedoms hath caused t-them to eww, and 
they have gonye a whowing fwom undew theiw God. 

4:13 They sacwifice upon t-the tops of t-the mountains, and buwn i-incense 
upon t-the h-hiwws, undew oaks and popwaws and e-ewms, because t-the shadow 
theweof is good: thewefowe youw daughtews shaww commit w-whowedom, and 
youw spouses shaww commit aduwtewy. 

4:14 I wiww nyot punyish youw daughtews when they commit w-whowedom, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
youw spouses when they commit aduwtewy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves awe sepawated 
with whowes, and they sacwifice with h-hawwots: thewefowe t-the peopwe 
that doth nyot undewstand shaww faww. 

4:15 Though thou, I-Iswaew, pway t-the h-hawwot, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wet nyot Judah offend; 
and come nyot ye u-unto G-Giwgaw, nyeithew go ye up to Bethaven, (=`ω´=) n-nyow sweaw, 
The WOWD w-wiveth. 

4:16 Fow Iswaew s-swideth back as a backswiding heifew: nyow t-the WOWD 
wiww feed t-them as a wamb in a wawge pwace. 

4:17 Ephwaim is j-joinyed to (o･ω･o) i-idows: wet him awonye. 

4-4:18 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw dwink is souw: they have committed w-whowedom continyuawwy: 
hew wuwews with shame (^-^*)/ d-do wove, Give OwO y-ye. 

4:19 The wind hath b-bound hew up in hew w-wings, and they shaww be 
a-ashamed because of theiw sacwifices. 

5:1 Heaw ye this, O-O pwiests; and h-heawken, ye house of I-Iswaew; and g-give 
ye eaw, O-O house of t-the king; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-judgment is towawd y-you, because ye 
have b-been a snyawe on Mizpah, and a nyet spwead upon ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ T-Tabow. 

5-5:2 And t-the wevowtews awe pwofound to make swaughtew, t-though I have 
b-been a w-webukew of t-them aww. 

5:3 I knyow Ephwaim, and Iswaew is nyot hid fwom me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow n-nyow, O-O Ephwaim, 
t-thou committest w-whowedom, and Iswaew is defiwed. 

5:4 They wiww nyot fwame theiw doings to tuwn u-unto theiw G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
spiwit of whowedoms is in t-the m-midst of t-them, and they have nyot knyown 
t-the WOWD. 

5:5 And t-the pwide of Iswaew doth t-testify to his f-face: thewefowe shaww 
Iswaew and Ephwaim faww in theiw i-inyiquity: Judah awso shaww faww with 
them. 

5:6 They shaww go with theiw f-fwocks and with theiw hewds to seek t-the 
WOWD; but they shaww nyot f-find h-him; he hath withdwawn himsewf fwom 
them. 

5:7 They have d-deawt t-tweachewouswy against t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have 
begotten s-stwange chiwdwen: nyow shaww a month devouw t-them with theiw 
powtions. 

5:8 Bwow ye t-the cownyet in Gibeah, and t-the twumpet in W-Wamah: (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy awoud 
a-at Bethaven, aftew thee, O-O Benjamin. 

5:9 Ephwaim shaww be desowate in t-the day of w-webuke: among t-the twibes 
of Iswaew have I m-made knyown that which shaww suwewy be. 

5:10 The pwinces of Judah wewe w-wike t-them that w-wemove t-the bound: 
thewefowe I wiww p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath upon t-them w-wike watew. 

5:11 Ephwaim is oppwessed and bwoken in j-judgment, because he w-wiwwingwy 
wawked aftew t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. 

5:12 Thewefowe wiww I be u-unto Ephwaim as a moth, and to t-the house of 
Judah as w-wottennyess. 

5-5:13 When Ephwaim saw his sicknyess, and Judah saw his wound, t-then went 
Ephwaim to t-the Assywian, and sent to king Jaweb: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet couwd he nyot heaw 
y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow cuwe you of youw w-wound. 

5:14 Fow I wiww be u-unto Ephwaim as a wion, and as a young w-wion to t-the 
house of Judah: I, even I, wiww teaw and go away; I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away, 
and nyonye shaww w-wescue h-him. 

5:15 I wiww go and (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwace, tiww they acknyowwedge theiw 
offence, and seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face: in theiw affwiction they wiww seek m-me 
eawwy. 

6-6:1 Come, and wet us (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath town, and he 
wiww heaw us; he hath smitten, and he wiww bind us (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

6:2 Aftew two days wiww he w-wevive us: in t-the thiwd day he wiww w-waise 
us up, and we shaww wive in his sight. 

6:3 T-Then shaww we knyow, if we fowwow on to knyow t-the WOWD: his g-going 
fowth is pwepawed as t-the m-mownying; and he shaww come u-unto us as t-the 
wain, as t-the wattew and f-fowmew wain u-unto t-the eawth. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 O-O Ephwaim, what shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee? O-O Judah, what shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do 
u-unto thee? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw goodnyess is as a mownying c-cwoud, and as t-the eawwy 
dew it goeth away. 

6:5 Thewefowe have I hewed t-them by t-the pwophets; I have s-swain t-them by 
t-the w-wowds of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-mouth: and thy judgments awe as t-the wight that goeth 
f-fowth. 

6:6 Fow I desiwed m-mewcy, and nyot sacwifice; and t-the k-knyowwedge of God 
mowe than buwnt offewings. 

6:7 But they w-wike men have twansgwessed t-the covenyant: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe have they 
d-deawt t-tweachewouswy against me. 

6:8 Giwead is a city of t-them that wowk inyiquity, and is powwuted with 
bwood. 

6:9 And as twoops of wobbews wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ^.^ m-man, so t-the company of pwiests 
muwdew in t-the w-way by c-consent: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they commit ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ *blushes* w-wewdnyess. 

6:10 I have s-seen an howwibwe t-thing in t-the house of Iswaew: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
t-the w-whowedom of Ephwaim, Iswaew is defiwed. 

6:11 Awso, O-O Judah, he hath s-set an hawvest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, when I wetuwnyed 
t-the captivity of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

7:1 When I w-wouwd have heawed I-Iswaew, t-then t-the i-inyiquity of Ephwaim w-was 
discovewed, and t-the w-wickednyess of Samawia: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they commit fawsehood; 
and t-the t-thief cometh in, and t-the t-twoop of wobbews spoiweth without. 

7:2 And they considew nyot in theiw (x_x)V h-heawts that I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
wickednyess: nyow theiw own doings have b-beset t-them a-about; they awe 
befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (￣ω￣) f-face. 

7-7:3 They make t-the king gwad with theiw wickednyess, and t-the pwinces 
with theiw wies. 

7:4 They awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww aduwtewews, as an oven heated by t-the bakew, who 
c-ceaseth fwom waising aftew he hath knyeaded t-the dough, untiw it be 
w-weavenyed. 

7:5 In t-the day of ouw king t-the pwinces have m-made him sick with bottwes 
of winye; he stwetched out his hand with scownyews. 

7:6 Fow they have m-made weady theiw heawt w-wike an oven, whiwes they w-wie 
in wait: theiw bakew sweepeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyight; in t-the mownying it buwnyeth 
as a fwaming fiwe. 

7-7:7 They awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hot as an oven, and have devouwed theiw judges; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
theiw kings awe f-fawwen: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye among t-them that cawweth u-unto me. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Ephwaim, he hath mixed himsewf among t-the peopwe; Ephwaim is a c-cake 
nyot tuwnyed. 

7:9 Stwangews have devouwed his stwength, and he k-knyoweth it nyot: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, 
gway haiws awe hewe and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon him, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he k-knyoweth n-nyot. 

7:10 And t-the pwide of Iswaew testifieth to his f-face: and they (^-^*)/ d-do nyot 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the WOWD theiw G-God, (=`ω´=) n-nyow seek him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this. 

7:11 Ephwaim awso is w-wike a siwwy dove without (*°▽°*) h-heawt: they caww to 
Egypt, they go to Assywia. 

7:12 When they shaww go, I wiww spwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyet upon t-them; I wiww bwing 
t-them down as t-the f-fowws of t-the heaven; I wiww chastise t-them, as theiw 
c-congwegation hath h-heawd. 

7:13 Woe u-unto t-them! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have fwed fwom me: destwuction u-unto t-them! 
because they have twansgwessed against me: t-though I have wedeemed 
t-them, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they have spoken wies against me. 

7:14 And they have nyot cwied u-unto m-me with theiw heawt, when they 
howwed upon theiw beds: they assembwe themsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cown and winye, 
and they webew against me. 

7:15 Though I have b-bound and stwengthenyed theiw awms, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (^-^*)/ d-do they 
imaginye mischief against me. 

7:16 They wetuwn, but nyot to t-the most High: they awe w-wike a deceitfuw 
♡(｡- ω -) *looks at you* b-bow: theiw pwinces shaww faww by t-the s-swowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wage of theiw 
t-tongue: this shaww be theiw dewision in t-the wand of Egypt. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Set t-the twumpet to thy mouth. He shaww come as an eagwe against 
t-the house of t-the WOWD, because they have twansgwessed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant, and 
twespassed against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waw. 

8-8:2 Iswaew shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto me, My G-God, we knyow thee. 

8:3 Iswaew hath cast off t-the t-thing that is good: t-the enyemy shaww 
puwsue h-him. 

8:4 They have s-set up kings, but nyot by me: they have m-made pwinces, and 
I knyew it nyot: of theiw s-siwvew and theiw gowd have they m-made t-them 
idows, that they may be cut off. 

8-8:5 Thy cawf, O-O S-Samawia, hath cast thee off; minye angew is kindwed 
against (=`ω´=) t-them: how wong wiww it be ewe they attain to i-innyocency? 8:6 
Fow fwom Iswaew w-was it awso: t-the w-wowkman m-made it; thewefowe it is nyot 
G-God: but t-the cawf of Samawia shaww be bwoken in pieces. 

8:7 Fow they have sown t-the wind, and they shaww w-weap t-the whiwwwind: it 
hath nyo (っ˘ω˘ς ) s-stawk; t-the bud shaww yiewd nyo meaw: if so be it yiewd, t-the 
stwangews shaww swawwow it (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

8:8 Iswaew is swawwowed up: nyow shaww they be among t-the G-Gentiwes as a 
vessew whewein is nyo pweasuwe. 

8:9 Fow they awe gonye up to A-Assywia, a wiwd a-ass awonye by himsewf: 
Ephwaim hath h-hiwed wovews. 

8-8:10 Yea, t-though they have h-hiwed among t-the n-nyations, nyow wiww I gathew 
t-them, and they shaww sowwow a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the king of 
p-pwinces. 

8-8:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because Ephwaim hath m-made many a-awtaws to sin, a-awtaws shaww be 
u-unto him to sin. 

8:12 I have wwitten to him t-the gweat things of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-waw, but they wewe 
c-counted as a s-stwange thing. 

8-8:13 They sacwifice fwesh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sacwifices of minye offewings, and 
e-eat it; but t-the WOWD accepteth t-them n-nyot; nyow wiww he (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew theiw 
inyiquity, and v-visit theiw (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: they shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to Egypt. 

8:14 Fow Iswaew hath fowgotten his M-Makew, and buiwdeth tempwes; and 
Judah hath m-muwtipwied f-fenced cities: but I wiww send a fiwe upon his 
cities, and it shaww devouw t-the pawaces t-theweof. 

9:1 Wejoice nyot, O-O I-Iswaew, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy, as othew peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast 
gonye a whowing fwom thy G-God, t-thou hast woved a wewawd upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
cownfwoow. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 The fwoow and t-the w-winyepwess shaww nyot feed t-them, and t-the nyew winye 
shaww faiw in hew. 

9:3 They shaww nyot dweww in t-the WOWD's wand; but Ephwaim shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
to Egypt, and they shaww e-eat uncwean things in Assywia. 

9:4 They shaww nyot offew winye offewings to t-the WOWD, nyeithew shaww 
they be pweasing u-unto him: theiw s-sacwifices shaww be u-unto t-them as t-the 
bwead of mouwnyews; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that e-eat theweof shaww be powwuted: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw souw shaww nyot come into t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

9:5 What wiww ye (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the sowemn day, and in t-the day of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of 
t-the WOWD? 9:6 Fow, wo, they awe gonye because of destwuction: Egypt 
shaww gathew t-them up, Memphis shaww buwy (=`ω´=) t-them: t-the pweasant pwaces (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
theiw s-siwvew, n-nyettwes shaww possess (=`ω´=) t-them: thowns shaww be in theiw 
tabewnyacwes. 

9:7 The days of visitation awe come, t-the days of wecompence awe come; 
Iswaew shaww knyow i-it: t-the pwophet is a foow, t-the \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw man is mad, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of thinye inyiquity, and t-the gweat h-hatwed. 

9:8 The watchman of Ephwaim w-was with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: but t-the pwophet is a 
snyawe of a fowwew in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his ways, and hatwed in t-the house of his God. 

9:9 They have deepwy c-cowwupted themsewves, as in t-the days of Gibeah: 
thewefowe he wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew theiw inyiquity, he wiww v-visit theiw sins. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 I f-found Iswaew w-wike gwapes in t-the wiwdewnyess; I saw youw f-fathews 
as t-the fiwstwipe in t-the fig twee a-at hew fiwst time: but they went to 
B-Baawpeow, and sepawated themsewves u-unto that shame; and theiw 
abominyations wewe a-accowding as they w-woved. 

9-9:11 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ephwaim, theiw gwowy shaww fwy away w-wike a b-biwd, fwom t-the 
biwth, and fwom t-the womb, and fwom t-the conception. 

9:12 Though they bwing up theiw c-chiwdwen, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I b-beweave t-them, 
that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be a man weft: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (-_-) *twerks* w-woe awso to t-them when I 
depawt fwom t-them! 9:13 Ephwaim, as I saw Tywus, is pwanted in a 
pweasant p-pwace: but Ephwaim shaww bwing fowth his chiwdwen to t-the 
muwdewew. 

9-9:14 Give t-them, O-O WOWD: what wiwt t-thou g-give? g-give t-them a miscawwying 
womb and dwy bweasts. 

9:15 Aww theiw w-wickednyess is in G-Giwgaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe I hated (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the w-wickednyess of theiw doings I wiww dwive t-them out of minye h-house, I 
wiww wove t-them nyo mowe: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw pwinces awe wevowtews. 

9:16 Ephwaim is smitten, theiw woot is dwied up, they shaww beaw nyo 
fwuit: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-though they bwing fowth, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I (✧∀✧)/ s-sway even t-the bewoved 
fwuit of theiw womb. 

9:17 My God wiww cast t-them away, because they did nyot heawken u-unto 
him: and they shaww be wandewews among t-the nyations. 

10:1 Iswaew is an empty vinye, he bwingeth fowth fwuit u-unto himsewf: 
a-accowding to t-the muwtitude of his fwuit he hath incweased t-the a-awtaws; 
a-accowding to t-the goodnyess of his wand they have m-made goodwy images. 

1-10:2 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw heawt is divided; nyow shaww they be f-found fauwty: he shaww 
bweak down theiw awtaws, he shaww spoiw theiw images. 

10:3 Fow nyow they shaww say, We have nyo king, because we feawed nyot 
t-the WOWD; what t-then shouwd a king (^-^*)/ d-do to us? 10:4 They have spoken 
wowds, sweawing fawsewy in making a covenyant: thus j-judgment s-spwingeth 
up as hemwock in t-the fuwwows of t-the fiewd. 

1-10:5 The i-inhabitants of Samawia shaww f-feaw because of t-the cawves of 
{{ (>_<) }} B-Bethaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe theweof shaww m-mouwn o-ovew it, and t-the pwiests 
theweof that w-wejoiced on it, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy t-theweof, because it is 
depawted fwom it. 

10:6 I-It shaww be awso cawwied u-unto Assywia (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwesent to king 
Jaweb: Ephwaim shaww weceive shame, and Iswaew shaww be a-ashamed of his 
own counsew. 

10:7 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow S-Samawia, hew king is cut off as t-the foam upon t-the watew. 

10:8 The high pwaces awso of Aven, t-the sin of I-Iswaew, shaww be 
destwoyed: t-the thown and t-the thistwe shaww come up on theiw a-awtaws; 
and they shaww say to t-the mountains, Covew us; and to t-the h-hiwws, (*≧ω≦*) *cuddles you* F-Faww 
on us. 

10:9 O-O I-Iswaew, t-thou hast sinnyed fwom t-the days of Gibeah: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they 
stood: t-the battwe in Gibeah against t-the chiwdwen of i-inyiquity did nyot 
(=①ω①=) o-ovewtake them. 

10:10 I-It is in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-desiwe that I shouwd chastise t-them; and t-the peopwe 
shaww be gathewed against t-them, when they shaww bind themsewves in 
theiw two fuwwows. 

1-10:11 And Ephwaim is as an heifew that is taught, and woveth to twead 
out t-the cown; but I passed o-ovew upon hew f-faiw n-nyeck: I wiww make 
Ephwaim to wide; Judah shaww (-ω-、) p-pwow, and J-Jacob shaww bweak his cwods. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Sow to youwsewves in wighteousnyess, w-weap in m-mewcy; bweak up youw 
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ *looks at you* f-fawwow gwound: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is time to seek t-the WOWD, tiww he come and wain 
wighteousnyess upon you. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Ye have pwowed wickednyess, ye have weaped inyiquity; ye have 
eaten t-the fwuit of wies: because t-thou didst t-twust in thy way, in t-the 
muwtitude of thy mighty m-men. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Thewefowe shaww a t-tumuwt a-awise among thy p-peopwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
fowtwesses shaww be spoiwed, as Shawman spoiwed Bethawbew in t-the day 
of |･ω･) b-battwe: t-the mothew w-was dashed in pieces upon hew chiwdwen. 

10:15 S-So shaww Bethew (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto you because of youw gweat wickednyess: in 
a mownying shaww t-the king of Iswaew u-uttewwy be cut off. 

11:1 When Iswaew w-was a chiwd, t-then I woved him, and cawwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son out 
of Egypt. 

11:2 As they cawwed t-them, so they went fwom (=`ω´=) t-them: they sacwificed u-unto 
Baawim, and buwnyed i-incense to gwaven images. 

11:3 I taught Ephwaim awso to go, taking t-them by theiw awms; but they 
knyew nyot that I heawed them. 

11:4 I dwew t-them with c-cowds of a ^.^ m-man, with bands of wove: and I w-was to 
t-them as they that o(>ω<)o t-take off t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke on theiw jaws, and I w-waid meat 
u-unto them. 

11:5 He shaww nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into t-the wand of Egypt, and t-the Assywian 
shaww be his king, because they wefused to wetuwn. 

11:6 And t-the s-swowd shaww abide on his cities, and shaww consume his 
bwanches, and devouw t-them, because of theiw own c-counsews. 

11:7 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe awe b-bent to backswiding fwom me: t-though they cawwed 
t-them to t-the most High, nyonye a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wouwd e-exawt h-him. 

11:8 How shaww I g-give thee up, E-Ephwaim? how shaww I d-dewivew thee, 
I-Iswaew? how shaww I make thee as Admah? how shaww I s-set thee as 
Zeboim? minye heawt is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed within me, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepentings awe kindwed 
togethew. 

11:9 I wiww nyot execute t-the fiewcenyess of minye angew, I wiww nyot 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to d-destwoy Ephwaim: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am G-God, and nyot man; t-the Howy Onye in 
t-the m-midst of t-thee: and I wiww nyot entew into t-the city. 

11:10 They shaww wawk aftew t-the WOWD: he shaww woaw w-wike a wion: when 
he shaww (✧ω✧) w-woaw, t-then t-the chiwdwen shaww t-twembwe fwom t-the west. 

11:11 They shaww t-twembwe as a biwd out of Egypt, and as a dove out of 
t-the wand of Assywia: and I wiww pwace t-them in theiw houses, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

11:12 Ephwaim c-compasseth m-me about with w-wies, and t-the house of Iswaew 
with deceit: but Judah (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wuweth with G-God, and is faithfuw with t-the 
saints. 

12:1 Ephwaim feedeth on wind, and fowwoweth aftew t-the east wind: he 
daiwy incweaseth wies and desowation; and they (^-^*)/ d-do make a c-covenyant with 
t-the Assywians, and oiw is cawwied into Egypt. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 The WOWD hath awso a contwovewsy with Judah, and wiww punyish 
J-Jacob a-accowding to his w-ways; a-accowding to his doings wiww he 
wecompense h-him. 

12:3 He took his b-bwothew by t-the heew in t-the womb, and by his stwength 
he h-had p-powew with G-God: 12:4 Yea, he h-had p-powew o-ovew t-the angew, and 
pwevaiwed: he w-wept, and m-made suppwication u-unto him: he f-found him in 
Bethew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he spake with us; 1-12:5 Even t-the WOWD God of hosts; 
t-the WOWD is his memowiaw. 

12:6 Thewefowe tuwn t-thou to thy G-God: keep (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and j-judgment and wait 
on thy God continyuawwy. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 He is a mewchant, t-the bawances of d-deceit awe in his hand: he 
woveth to oppwess. 

12:8 And Ephwaim said, Y-Yet I am become wich, I have f-found m-me out 
substance: in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wabouws they shaww f-find nyonye i-inyiquity in m-me that 
wewe sin. 

12:9 And I that am t-the WOWD thy God fwom t-the wand of Egypt wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
make thee to dweww in tabewnyacwes, as in t-the days of t-the sowemn feast. 

12:10 I have awso spoken by t-the pwophets, and I have m-muwtipwied 
visions, and used simiwitudes, by t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy of t-the pwophets. 

1-12:11 Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe i-inyiquity in Giwead? suwewy they awe vanyity: they 
sacwifice buwwocks in Giwgaw; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, theiw a-awtaws awe as heaps in t-the 
fuwwows of t-the fiewds. 

12:12 And J-Jacob fwed into t-the c-countwy of Sywia, and Iswaew sewved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a wife, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wife he kept sheep. 

12:13 And by a pwophet t-the WOWD b-bwought Iswaew out of Egypt, and by a 
pwophet w-was he pwesewved. 

12:14 Ephwaim p-pwovoked him to angew most bittewwy: thewefowe shaww he 
weave his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon him, and his wepwoach shaww his WOWD (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto 
h-him. 

13:1 When Ephwaim spake twembwing, he exawted himsewf in I-Iswaew; but 
when he o-offended in Baaw, he died. 

13:2 And nyow they sin mowe and m-mowe, and have m-made t-them mowten images 
of theiw s-siwvew, and idows a-accowding to theiw own u-undewstanding, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
of it t-the wowk of t-the cwaftsmen: they say of t-them, Wet t-the men that 
sacwifice (O.O) k-kiss t-the c-cawves. 

13:3 Thewefowe they shaww be as t-the mownying cwoud and as t-the eawwy dew 
that passeth away, as t-the chaff that is dwiven with t-the whiwwwind out 
of t-the f-fwoow, and as t-the smoke out of t-the chimnyey. 

13:4 Y-Yet I am t-the WOWD thy God fwom t-the wand of Egypt, and t-thou shawt 
knyow nyo (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god but me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo saviouw beside me. 

13:5 I did knyow thee in t-the wiwdewnyess, in t-the wand of gweat dwought. 

13:6 Accowding to theiw pastuwe, so wewe they fiwwed; they wewe 
fiwwed, and theiw heawt w-was e-exawted; thewefowe have they fowgotten me. 

13:7 Thewefowe I wiww be u-unto t-them as a wion: as a weopawd by t-the w-way 
wiww I o-obsewve (=`ω´=) t-them: 13:8 I wiww meet t-them as a beaw that is beweaved 
of hew whewps, and wiww w-wend t-the cauw of theiw heawt, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I 
devouw t-them w-wike a wion: t-the wiwd beast shaww teaw them. 

13:9 O-O I-Iswaew, t-thou hast destwoyed t-thysewf; but in m-me is thinye hewp. 

1-13:10 I wiww be thy king: whewe is any othew that may s-save thee in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thy cities? and thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of whom t-thou saidst, Give m-me a king and 
pwinces? 1-13:11 I gave thee a king in minye angew, and took him away in 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath. 

13:12 The i-inyiquity of Ephwaim is b-bound up; his sin is h-hid. 

13:13 The sowwows of a twavaiwing woman shaww come upon him: he is an 
u-unwise son; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shouwd nyot stay wong in t-the pwace of t-the bweaking 
fowth of chiwdwen. 

13:14 I wiww wansom t-them fwom t-the p-powew of t-the gwave; I wiww wedeem 
t-them fwom (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: O-O d-death, I wiww be thy p-pwagues; O-O gwave, I wiww be 
thy destwuction: wepentance shaww be hid fwom minye eyes. 

13:15 Though he be f-fwuitfuw among his bwethwen, an east wind shaww 
come, t-the wind of t-the WOWD shaww come up fwom t-the wiwdewnyess, and his 
spwing shaww become dwy, and his fountain shaww be dwied up: he shaww 
spoiw t-the tweasuwe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pweasant vessews. 

1-13:16 Samawia shaww become d-desowate; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath webewwed against hew 
G-God: they shaww faww by t-the (--_--) s-swowd: theiw i-infants shaww be dashed in 
p-pieces, and theiw w-women with c-chiwd shaww be wipped (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

14:1 O-O iswaew, (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the WOWD thy God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast f-fawwen by 
thinye inyiquity. 

14:2 Take with you wowds, and tuwn to t-the WOWD: say u-unto him, Take 
away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww inyiquity, and weceive us gwaciouswy: so wiww we w-wendew t-the 
cawves of ouw w-wips. 

14:3 Asshuw shaww nyot s-save us; we wiww nyot wide upon howses: nyeithew 
wiww we say any mowe to t-the wowk of ouw hands, Ye awe ouw gods: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in 
thee t-the fathewwess findeth mewcy. 

14:4 I wiww heaw theiw b-backswiding, I wiww wove t-them fweewy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow minye 
angew is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away fwom h-him. 

1-14:5 I wiww be as t-the dew u-unto Iswaew: he shaww gwow as t-the (^人^) *sighs* w-wiwy, and 
cast fowth his woots as W-Webanyon. 

14:6 His bwanches shaww spwead, and his b-beauty shaww be as t-the owive 
twee, and his s-smeww as W-Webanyon. 

14:7 They that dweww undew his shadow shaww (*´▽`*) w-wetuwn; they shaww w-wevive 
as t-the cown, and gwow as t-the vinye: t-the s-scent theweof shaww be as t-the 
winye of W-Webanyon. 

14:8 Ephwaim shaww say, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do any mowe with idows? I have 
heawd him, and obsewved him: I am w-wike a gween fiw t-twee. Fwom m-me is 
thy fwuit found. 

14:9 Who is w-wise, and he shaww undewstand these (o^▽^o) t-things? pwudent, and 
he shaww knyow them? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ways of t-the WOWD awe (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, and t-the just 
shaww wawk in (=`ω´=) t-them: but t-the twansgwessows shaww faww thewein. 




Joew 


1:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD that came to Joew t-the son of Pethuew. 

1:2 Heaw this, ye o-owd men, and g-give eaw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye i-inhabitants of t-the wand. 

Hath this b-been in youw days, ow even in t-the days of youw fathews? 1:3 
Teww ye youw chiwdwen of it, and wet youw chiwdwen teww theiw 
c-chiwdwen, and theiw chiwdwen anyothew genyewation. 

1:4 That which t-the pawmewwowm hath weft hath t-the wocust e-eaten; and 
that which t-the wocust hath weft hath t-the cankewwowm e-eaten; and that 
which t-the cankewwowm hath weft hath t-the catewpiwwew e-eaten. 

1:5 Awake, ye dwunkawds, and weep; and howw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye dwinkews of winye, 
because of t-the nyew winye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is cut off fwom youw mouth. 

1-1:6 Fow a nyation is come up upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand, stwong, and without nyumbew, 
whose t-teeth awe t-the t-teeth of a wion, and he hath t-the cheek t-teeth of a 
gweat wion. 

1:7 He hath w-waid o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vinye waste, and b-bawked o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fig twee: he hath m-made 
it cwean bawe, and cast it away; t-the bwanches theweof awe m-made white. 

1:8 Wament w-wike a viwgin giwded with (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the h-husband of hew 
youth. 

1-1:9 The meat offewing and t-the dwink offewing is cut off fwom t-the house 
of t-the WOWD; t-the p-pwiests, t-the WOWD's minyistews, mouwn. 

1:10 The fiewd is wasted, t-the wand m-mouwnyeth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cown is wasted: 
t-the nyew winye is dwied up, t-the oiw w-wanguisheth. 

1:11 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye a-ashamed, O-O ye h-husbandmen; howw, O-O ye vinyedwessews, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wheat and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bawwey; because t-the hawvest of t-the fiewd is 
pewished. 

1:12 The vinye is dwied up, and t-the fig twee wanguisheth; t-the 
pomegwanyate twee, t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm twee awso, and t-the appwe twee, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
twees of t-the fiewd, awe withewed: because joy is withewed away fwom 
t-the sons of m-men. 

1:13 Giwd youwsewves, and w-wament, ye pwiests: howw, ye minyistews of 
t-the a-awtaw: come, w-wie (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight in sackcwoth, ye minyistews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the meat offewing and t-the dwink offewing is withhowden fwom t-the 
house of youw God. 

1:14 Sanctify ye a fast, caww a sowemn assembwy, gathew t-the ewdews and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand into t-the house of t-the WOWD youw G-God, 
and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the WOWD, 1:15 Awas (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of t-the WOWD 
is a-at hand, and as a destwuction fwom t-the Awmighty shaww it come. 

1:16 Is nyot t-the meat cut off befowe ouw eyes, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, joy and gwadnyess 
fwom t-the house of ouw God? 1:17 The seed is w-wotten undew theiw cwods, 
t-the gawnyews awe w-waid d-desowate, t-the bawns awe bwoken down; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cown 
is withewed. 

1:18 How (^-^*)/ d-do t-the b-beasts gwoan! t-the hewds of cattwe awe pewpwexed, 
because they have nyo o(≧▽≦)o p-pastuwe; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the f-fwocks of sheep awe m-made 
>w< *cries* d-desowate. 

1:19 O-O WOWD, to thee wiww I cwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiwe hath devouwed t-the 
xDD p-pastuwes of t-the wiwdewnyess, and t-the fwame hath buwnyed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twees of 
t-the fiewd. 

1:20 The b-beasts of t-the fiewd (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy awso u-unto t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of 
watews awe dwied up, and t-the fiwe hath devouwed t-the xDD p-pastuwes of t-the 
wiwdewnyess. 

2:1 Bwow ye t-the twumpet in Zion, and s-sound an a-awawm in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy 
mountain: wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand twembwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of 
t-the WOWD cometh, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is nyigh a-at hand; 2:2 A-A day of dawknyess and of 
gwoominyess, a day of cwouds and of thick dawknyess, as t-the mownying 
spwead upon t-the mountains: a gweat peopwe and a stwong; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe hath nyot 
b-been e-evew t-the >_> w-wike, nyeithew shaww be any mowe aftew it, even to t-the 
yeaws of many genyewations. 

2-2:3 A-A fiwe devouweth befowe t-them; and behind t-them a fwame buwnyeth: t-the 
wand is as t-the gawden of Eden befowe t-them, and behind t-them a desowate 
wiwdewnyess; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and nyothing shaww escape them. 

2:4 The a-appeawance of t-them is as t-the a-appeawance of howses; and as 
howsemen, so shaww they wun. 

2-2:5 Wike t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of chawiots on t-the tops of mountains shaww they 
weap, w-wike t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a fwame of fiwe that devouweth t-the stubbwe, as 
a stwong peopwe s-set in battwe awway. 

2:6 Befowe theiw f-face t-the peopwe shaww be m-much painyed: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faces shaww 
gathew bwacknyess. 

2-2:7 They shaww w-wun w-wike mighty men; they shaww c-cwimb t-the waww w-wike men 
of waw; and they shaww m-mawch {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye on his ways, and they shaww nyot 
bweak theiw wanks: 2:8 N-Nyeithew shaww onye thwust anyothew; they shaww 
wawk {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in his path: and when they faww upon t-the swowd, they 
shaww nyot be wounded. 

2-2:9 They shaww w-wun to and fwo in t-the c-city; they shaww w-wun upon t-the 
waww, they shaww c-cwimb up upon t-the houses; they shaww entew in a-at t-the 
windows w-wike a t-thief. 

2:10 The eawth shaww q-quake befowe t-them; t-the h-heavens shaww twembwe: t-the 
sun and t-the moon shaww be dawk, and t-the staws shaww withdwaw theiw 
s-shinying: 2-2:11 And t-the WOWD shaww uttew his voice befowe his awmy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
his camp is vewy (=`ω´=) g-gweat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is stwong that executeth his wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the day of t-the WOWD is gweat and vewy (✯◡✯) t-tewwibwe; and who c-can abide it? 
2:12 Thewefowe awso n-nyow, saith t-the WOWD, tuwn ye even to m-me with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
youw heawt, and with f-fasting, and with weeping, and with mouwnying: 
(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And w-wend youw heawt, and nyot youw gawments, and tuwn u-unto t-the 
WOWD youw G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is gwacious and m-mewcifuw, swow to angew, and of 
gweat k-kindnyess, and wepenteth him of t-the \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

2:14 Who k-knyoweth if he wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn and wepent, and weave a bwessing 
behind h-him; even a meat offewing and a dwink offewing u-unto t-the WOWD 
youw God? 2:15 Bwow t-the twumpet in Zion, sanctify a fast, caww a 
sowemn a-assembwy: 2:16 Gathew t-the p-peopwe, sanctify t-the congwegation, 
assembwe t-the ewdews, gathew t-the c-chiwdwen, and those that suck t-the 
bweasts: wet t-the bwidegwoom go fowth of his chambew, and t-the bwide out 
of hew cwoset. 

2:17 Wet t-the p-pwiests, t-the minyistews of t-the WOWD, weep b-between t-the 
p-powch and t-the awtaw, and wet t-them say, Spawe thy p-peopwe, O-O WOWD, and 
g-give nyot thinye hewitage to wepwoach, that t-the heathen shouwd w-wuwe o-ovew 
(=`ω´=) t-them: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe shouwd they say among t-the p-peopwe, Whewe is theiw God? 
2:18 T-Then wiww t-the WOWD be jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wand, and p-pity his peopwe. 

2:19 Yea, t-the WOWD wiww answew and say u-unto his p-peopwe, Behowd, I wiww 
send you cown, and winye, and oiw, and ye shaww be satisfied thewewith: 
and I wiww nyo mowe make you a wepwoach among t-the heathen: {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 But I 
wiww w-wemove faw off fwom you t-the nyowthewn awmy, and wiww dwive him 
into a wand b-bawwen and d-desowate, with his f-face towawd t-the east sea, 
and his hindew pawt towawd t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost sea, and his stink shaww come 
up, and his iww savouw shaww come up, because he hath donye gweat 
things. 

2:21 Feaw nyot, O-O wand; be gwad and wejoice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD wiww (^-^*)/ d-do gweat 
things. 

2:22 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid, ye b-beasts of t-the fiewd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the xDD p-pastuwes of t-the 
wiwdewnyess (^-^*)/ d-do spwing, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twee beaweth hew f-fwuit, t-the fig twee and 
t-the vinye (^-^*)/ d-do yiewd theiw s-stwength. 

2:23 (☆▽☆) B-Be gwad then, ye chiwdwen of Zion, and wejoice in t-the WOWD youw 
G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath given you t-the f-fowmew wain modewatewy, and he wiww 
c-cause to come down (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you t-the wain, t-the f-fowmew wain, and t-the wattew 
wain in t-the fiwst m-month. 

2:24 And t-the fwoows shaww be f-fuww of wheat, and t-the vats shaww 
ovewfwow with winye and oiw. 

2:25 And I wiww westowe to you t-the yeaws that t-the wocust hath eaten, 
t-the cankewwowm, and t-the catewpiwwew, and t-the p-pawmewwowm, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gweat awmy 
which I sent among you. 

2:26 And ye shaww e-eat in pwenty, and be satisfied, and pwaise t-the nyame 
of t-the WOWD youw G-God, that hath d-deawt wondwouswy with you: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe shaww nyevew be a-ashamed. 

(^ω~) 2-2:27 And ye shaww knyow that I am in t-the m-midst of I-Iswaew, and that I am 
t-the WOWD youw G-God, and nyonye ewse: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww nyevew be 
a-ashamed. 

2:28 And it shaww come to pass a-aftewwawd, that I wiww p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
spiwit upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh; and youw sons and youw daughtews shaww 
pwophesy, youw o-owd men shaww dweam dweams, youw young men shaww s-see 
visions: 2:29 And awso upon t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and upon t-the >_> h-handmaids in 
those days wiww I p-pouw out o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit. 

2:30 And I wiww s-shew w-wondews in t-the h-heavens and in t-the eawth, bwood, 
and f-fiwe, and piwwaws of smoke. 

2:31 The sun shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into dawknyess, and t-the moon into bwood, 
befowe t-the gweat and t-tewwibwe day of t-the WOWD come. 

2:32 And it shaww come to pass, that w-whosoevew shaww caww on t-the nyame 
of t-the WOWD shaww be dewivewed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in mount Zion and in Jewusawem 
shaww be dewivewance, as t-the WOWD hath said, and in t-the wemnyant whom 
t-the WOWD shaww caww. 

3-3:1 Fow, b-behowd, in those days, and in that time, when I shaww bwing 
again t-the captivity of Judah and J-Jewusawem, 3:2 I wiww awso gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
n-nyations, and wiww bwing t-them down into t-the vawwey of Jehoshaphat, and 
wiww pwead with t-them (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewitage I-Iswaew, 
whom they have scattewed among t-the n-nyations, and pawted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wand. 

3-3:3 And they have cast wots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and have given a boy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an 
h-hawwot, and sowd a giww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow winye, that they m-might d-dwink. 

3:4 Yea, and what have ye to (^-^*)/ d-do with me, O-O T-Tywe, and Zidon, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the coasts of P-Pawestinye? wiww ye w-wendew m-me a (つ≧▽≦)つ w-wecompence? and if ye 
wecompense me, swiftwy and s-speediwy wiww I (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn youw wecompence upon 
youw own h-head; 3:5 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because ye have taken o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-siwvew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gowd, and 
have cawwied into youw tempwes o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goodwy pweasant things: 3-3:6 The 
chiwdwen awso of Judah and t-the chiwdwen of Jewusawem have ye sowd u-unto 
t-the Gwecians, that ye m-might w-wemove t-them faw fwom theiw bowdew. 

3:7 Behowd, I wiww w-waise t-them out of t-the pwace whithew ye have sowd 
t-them, and wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn youw wecompence upon youw own head: 3:8 And I 
wiww seww youw sons and youw daughtews into t-the hand of t-the chiwdwen 
of Judah, and they shaww seww t-them to t-the Sabeans, to a peopwe faw 
off: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken it. 

3-3:9 Pwocwaim ye this among t-the Gentiwes; Pwepawe waw, wake up t-the 
mighty men, wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men of waw d-dwaw n-nyeaw; wet t-them come up: 3:10 
Beat youw pwowshawes into swowds and youw p-pwunyinghooks into speaws: 
wet t-the weak say, I am s-stwong. 

3:11 A-Assembwe youwsewves, and come, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and gathew 
youwsewves togethew (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: thithew c-cause thy mighty o-onyes to come 
down, O-O WOWD. 

3:12 Wet t-the heathen be wakenyed, and come up to t-the vawwey of 
Jehoshaphat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I sit to j-judge (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heathen (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about. 

3:13 Put ye in t-the sickwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hawvest is wipe: come, get you 
down; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwess is fuww, t-the fats ovewfwow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw w-wickednyess 
is g-gweat. 

3:14 Muwtitudes, m-muwtitudes in t-the vawwey of decision: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of 
t-the WOWD is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw in t-the vawwey of decision. 

3:15 The sun and t-the moon shaww be dawkenyed, and t-the staws shaww 
withdwaw theiw shinying. 

3:16 The WOWD awso shaww woaw out of Zion, and uttew his voice fwom 
Jewusawem; and t-the h-heavens and t-the eawth shaww shake: but t-the WOWD 
wiww be t-the hope of his p-peopwe, and t-the stwength of t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew. 

3:17 S-So shaww ye knyow that I am t-the WOWD youw God dwewwing in Zion, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
h-howy mountain: t-then shaww Jewusawem be howy, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo 
stwangews pass thwough hew any mowe. 

3:18 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the mountains shaww 
dwop down nyew winye, and t-the hiwws shaww fwow with miwk, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
(=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of Judah shaww fwow with w-watews, and a fountain shaww come 
fowth out of t-the house of t-the WOWD, and shaww w-watew t-the vawwey of 
S-Shittim. 

3:19 Egypt shaww be a desowation, and Edom shaww be a desowate 
wiwdewnyess, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the viowence against t-the chiwdwen of Judah, because 
they have shed innyocent ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood in theiw wand. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 But Judah shaww dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, and Jewusawem fwom genyewation to 
genyewation. 

3:21 Fow I wiww cweanse theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood that I have nyot cweansed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
WOWD d-dwewweth in Z-Zion. 




Amos 


1:1 The w-wowds of ♡(｡- ω -) A-Amos, who w-was among t-the (・_・ヾ *hugs tightly* h-hewdmen of Tekoa, which he 
saw c-concewnying Iswaew in t-the days of Uzziah king of Judah, and in t-the 
days of Jewoboam t-the son of Joash king of I-Iswaew, two yeaws befowe t-the 
eawthquake. 

1:2 And he said, The WOWD wiww woaw fwom Zion, and uttew his voice 
fwom Jewusawem; and t-the habitations of t-the shephewds shaww mouwn, and 
t-the top of Cawmew shaww withew. 

1:3 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of Damascus, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because they have 
thweshed Giwead with thweshing instwuments of iwon: 1:4 But I wiww 
send a fiwe into t-the house of Hazaew, which shaww devouw t-the pawaces 
of Benhadad. 

1:5 I wiww bweak awso t-the baw of Damascus, and cut off t-the i-inhabitant 
fwom t-the pwain of Aven, and him that h-howdeth t-the sceptwe fwom t-the 
house of Eden: and t-the peopwe of Sywia shaww go into captivity u-unto 
Kiw, saith t-the WOWD. 

1-1:6 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of Gaza, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because they 
cawwied away captive t-the w-whowe c-captivity, to d-dewivew t-them up to E-Edom: 
1:7 But I wiww send a fiwe on t-the waww of Gaza, which shaww devouw t-the 
pawaces theweof: 1:8 And I wiww cut off t-the i-inhabitant fwom A-Ashdod, 
and him that h-howdeth t-the sceptwe fwom Ashkewon, and I wiww tuwn minye 
hand against Ekwon: and t-the wemnyant of t-the Phiwistinyes shaww pewish, 
saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

1-1:9 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of Tywus, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because they 
dewivewed up t-the w-whowe captivity to Edom, and wemembewed nyot t-the 
bwothewwy covenyant: 1:10 But I wiww send a fiwe on t-the waww of Tywus, 
which shaww devouw t-the pawaces t-theweof. 

1:11 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of Edom, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because he did 
puwsue his b-bwothew with t-the swowd, and did cast off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pity, and his 
angew did teaw pewpetuawwy, and he kept his wwath (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: 1:12 But I 
wiww send a fiwe upon T-Teman, which shaww devouw t-the pawaces of Bozwah. 

1:13 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of t-the chiwdwen of 
Ammon, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; 
because they have wipped up t-the w-women with c-chiwd of Giwead, that they 
m-might enwawge theiw bowdew: 1:14 But I wiww kindwe a fiwe in t-the waww 
of Wabbah, and it shaww devouw t-the pawaces t-theweof, with shouting in 
t-the day of battwe, with a t-tempest in t-the day of t-the whiwwwind: 1:15 
And theiw king shaww go into c-captivity, he and his pwinces togethew, 
saith t-the WOWD. 

2:1 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of M-Moab, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because he buwnyed 
t-the bonyes of t-the king of Edom into wime: 2:2 But I wiww send a fiwe 
upon M-Moab, and it shaww devouw t-the pawaces of Kiwioth: and Moab shaww 
die with (╯✧▽✧)╯ t-tumuwt, with shouting, and with t-the s-sound of t-the twumpet: 2-2:3 
And I wiww cut off t-the j-judge fwom t-the m-midst t-theweof, and wiww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the pwinces theweof with him, saith t-the WOWD. 

2:4 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of Judah, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because they have 
(>_<) d-despised t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD, and have nyot kept his commandments, and 
theiw wies caused t-them to eww, aftew t-the which theiw f-fathews have 
w-wawked: 2-2:5 But I wiww send a fiwe upon Judah, and it shaww devouw t-the 
pawaces of Jewusawem. 

2:6 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Fow thwee twansgwessions of I-Iswaew, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
fouw, I wiww nyot tuwn away t-the punyishment t-theweof; because they sowd 
t-the wighteous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-siwvew, and t-the poow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a paiw of shoes; 2-2:7 That 
pant aftew t-the dust of t-the eawth on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the poow, and tuwn 
aside t-the w-way of t-the meek: and a man and his o(>ω<)o f-fathew wiww go in u-unto 
t-the same maid, to pwofanye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy nyame: 2:8 And they way themsewves 
down upon cwothes w-waid to p-pwedge by {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy awtaw, and they dwink t-the 
winye of t-the condemnyed in t-the house of theiw god. 

2-2:9 Y-Yet destwoyed I t-the Amowite befowe t-them, whose height w-was w-wike t-the 
height of t-the cedaws, and he w-was stwong as t-the oaks; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I destwoyed 
his fwuit fwom above, and his woots fwom benyeath. 

2:10 Awso I b-bwought you up fwom t-the wand of Egypt, and w-wed you f-fowty 
yeaws thwough t-the wiwdewnyess, to possess t-the wand of t-the Amowite. 

2-2:11 And I waised up of youw sons (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pwophets, and of youw young men 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Nyazawites. Is it nyot even t-thus, O-O ye chiwdwen of I-Iswaew? saith t-the 
WOWD. 

2:12 But ye gave t-the Nyazawites winye to dwink; and commanded t-the 
pwophets, s-saying, Pwophesy n-nyot. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Behowd, I am pwessed undew y-you, as a c-cawt is pwessed that is f-fuww 
of sheaves. 

2:14 Thewefowe t-the fwight shaww pewish fwom t-the swift, and t-the stwong 
shaww nyot stwengthen his fowce, nyeithew shaww t-the mighty d-dewivew 
himsewf: 2:15 N-Nyeithew shaww he stand that handweth t-the b-bow; and he 
that is swift of foot shaww nyot d-dewivew himsewf: nyeithew shaww he that 
wideth t-the h-howse d-dewivew himsewf. 

2:16 And he that is c-couwageous among t-the mighty shaww fwee away nyaked 
in that day, saith t-the WOWD. 

3-3:1 Heaw this wowd that t-the WOWD hath spoken against y-you, O-O chiwdwen 
of I-Iswaew, against t-the w-whowe f-famiwy which I b-bwought up fwom t-the wand 
of Egypt, s-saying, 3:2 You onwy have I knyown of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies of t-the 
eawth: thewefowe I wiww punyish you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw inyiquities. 

3-3:3 Can two wawk togethew, except they be a-agweed? 3:4 W-Wiww a w-wion 
woaw in t-the f-fowest, when he hath nyo pwey? wiww a young w-wion (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out of 
his den, if he have taken n-nyothing? 3:5 Can a biwd faww in a snyawe 
upon t-the eawth, whewe nyo gin is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him? shaww onye o(>ω<)o t-take up a snyawe 
fwom t-the eawth, and have taken nyothing a-at aww? 3-3:6 Shaww a twumpet be 
bwown in t-the city, and t-the peopwe nyot be afwaid? shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be eviw 
in a city, and t-the WOWD hath nyot donye it? 3:7 S-Suwewy t-the Wowd GOD 
wiww (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing, but he weveaweth his secwet u-unto his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the 
pwophets. 

3:8 The w-wion hath woawed, who wiww nyot feaw? t-the Wowd GOD hath spoken, 
who c-can but pwophesy? 3-3:9 Pubwish in t-the pawaces a-at A-Ashdod, and in 
t-the pawaces in t-the wand of Egypt, and say, A-Assembwe youwsewves upon 
t-the mountains of S-Samawia, and (x_x)V b-behowd t-the gweat tumuwts in t-the m-midst 
t-theweof, and t-the oppwessed in t-the m-midst t-theweof. 

3:10 Fow they knyow nyot to (^-^*)/ d-do (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, saith t-the WOWD, who stowe up 
viowence and w-wobbewy in theiw pawaces. 

3:11 Thewefowe thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; An a-advewsawy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be 
even (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the wand; and he shaww bwing down thy stwength fwom 
thee, and thy pawaces shaww be s-spoiwed. 

3:12 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; As t-the s-shephewd taketh out of t-the mouth of 
t-the w-wion two wegs, ow a piece of an eaw; so shaww t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew be taken out that dweww in Samawia in t-the cownyew of a bed, and 
in Damascus in a couch. 

3:13 Heaw ye, and t-testify in t-the house of Jacob, saith t-the Wowd GOD, 
t-the God of hosts, 3:14 That in t-the day that I shaww v-visit t-the 
twansgwessions of Iswaew upon him I wiww awso v-visit t-the a-awtaws of 
B-Bethew: and t-the howns of t-the awtaw shaww be cut off, and faww to t-the 
gwound. 

3:15 And I wiww smite t-the wintew house with t-the summew h-house; and t-the 
houses of ivowy shaww pewish, and t-the gweat houses shaww have an end, 
saith t-the WOWD. 

4:1 Heaw this wowd, ye kinye of B-Bashan, that awe in t-the mountain of 
S-Samawia, which o(>ω<)o o-oppwess t-the poow, which cwush t-the nyeedy, which say to 
theiw mastews, B-Bwing, and wet us d-dwink. 

4-4:2 The Wowd GOD hath swown by his howinyess, that, wo, t-the days shaww 
come upon y-you, that he wiww o(>ω<)o t-take you away with hooks, and youw 
postewity with fishhooks. 

4:3 And ye shaww go out a-at t-the bweaches, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cow a-at that which is 
befowe hew; and ye shaww cast t-them into t-the pawace, saith t-the WOWD. 

4-4:4 Come to Bethew, and \(★ω★)/ t-twansgwess; a-at G-Giwgaw m-muwtipwy twansgwession; 
and bwing youw s-sacwifices {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-mownying, and youw tithes aftew thwee 
yeaws: 4-4:5 And offew a sacwifice of thanksgiving with weaven, and 
pwocwaim and pubwish t-the fwee ⊂(･ω･*⊂) o-offewings: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this wiketh y-you, O-O ye 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, saith t-the Wowd G-GOD. 

4:6 And I awso have given you cweannyess of t-teeth in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw cities, 
and want of bwead in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw pwaces: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have ye nyot wetuwnyed u-unto 
me, saith t-the WOWD. 

4:7 And awso I have withhowden t-the wain fwom y-you, when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
thwee months to t-the hawvest: and I caused it to wain upon onye city, 
and caused it nyot to wain upon anyothew city: onye piece w-was wainyed 
u-upon, and t-the piece wheweupon it wainyed nyot withewed. 

4-4:8 S-So two ow thwee c-cities OwO w-wandewed u-unto onye city, to dwink watew; but 
they wewe nyot satisfied: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have ye nyot wetuwnyed u-unto me, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

4:9 I have smitten you with bwasting and miwdew: when youw gawdens and 
youw vinyeyawds and youw fig twees and youw owive twees incweased, t-the 
pawmewwowm devouwed (=`ω´=) t-them: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have ye nyot wetuwnyed u-unto me, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

4:10 I have sent among you t-the pestiwence aftew t-the m-mannyew of Egypt: 
youw young men have I s-swain with t-the swowd, and have taken away youw 
howses; and I have m-made t-the stink of youw camps to come up u-unto youw 
nyostwiws: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have ye nyot wetuwnyed u-unto me, saith t-the WOWD. 

4:11 I have ovewthwown s-some of y-you, as God ovewthwew Sodom and 
Gomowwah, and ye wewe as a (o_O)! f-fiwebwand p-pwucked out of t-the buwnying: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
have ye nyot wetuwnyed u-unto me, saith t-the WOWD. 

4:12 Thewefowe thus wiww I (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee, O-O Iswaew: and because I wiww 
(^-^*)/ d-do this u-unto thee, p-pwepawe to meet thy G-God, O-O Iswaew. 

4:13 Fow, wo, he that fowmeth t-the mountains, and c-cweateth t-the wind, 
and decwaweth u-unto man what is his t-thought, that m-maketh t-the mownying 
dawknyess, and tweadeth upon t-the high pwaces of t-the eawth, The WOWD, 
The God of hosts, is his nyame. 

5:1 Heaw ye this wowd which I o(>ω<)o t-take up against y-you, even a wamentation, 
O-O house of Iswaew. 

5-5:2 The viwgin of Iswaew is fawwen; she shaww nyo mowe wise: she is 
fowsaken upon hew wand; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye to w-waise hew (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

5:3 Fow thus saith t-the Wowd G-GOD; The city that went out by a t-thousand 
shaww weave an h-hundwed, and that which went fowth by an hundwed shaww 
weave ten, to t-the house of Iswaew. 

5:4 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD u-unto t-the house of I-Iswaew, S-Seek ye me, and 
ye shaww w-wive: 5:5 But seek nyot Bethew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow entew into G-Giwgaw, and 
pass nyot to Beewsheba: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow G-Giwgaw shaww suwewy go into c-captivity, and 
Bethew shaww come to nyought. 

5:6 S-Seek t-the WOWD, and ye shaww wive; west he bweak out w-wike fiwe in 
t-the house of Joseph, and devouw it, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyonye to quench it in 
Bethew. 

5:7 Ye who tuwn j-judgment to wowmwood, and weave off wighteousnyess in 
t-the eawth, 5:8 S-Seek him that m-maketh t-the seven staws and Owion, and 
tuwnyeth t-the shadow of death into t-the m-mownying, and m-maketh t-the day dawk 
with nyight: that cawweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the watews of t-the sea, and pouweth t-them 
out upon t-the f-face of t-the eawth: The WOWD is his nyame: 5:9 That 
s-stwengthenyeth t-the spoiwed against t-the stwong, so that t-the spoiwed 
shaww come against t-the fowtwess. 

5:10 They hate him that webuketh in t-the gate, and they abhow him that 
s-speaketh upwightwy. 

5:11 Fowasmuch thewefowe as youw tweading is upon t-the poow, and ye 
o(>ω<)o t-take fwom him buwdens of wheat: ye have b-buiwt houses of hewn stonye, 
but ye shaww nyot dweww in t-them; ye have pwanted pweasant vinyeyawds, 
but ye shaww nyot dwink winye of them. 

5:12 Fow I knyow youw manyifowd twansgwessions and youw mighty (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: 
they affwict t-the just, they o(>ω<)o t-take a (✧∀✧)/ b-bwibe, and they tuwn aside t-the poow 
in t-the gate fwom theiw wight. 

5-5:13 Thewefowe t-the pwudent shaww keep siwence in that time; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is 
an eviw ^w^ t-time. 

5:14 S-Seek g-good, and nyot eviw, that ye may w-wive: and so t-the WOWD, t-the 
God of hosts, shaww be with y-you, as ye have spoken. 

5:15 Hate t-the eviw, and wove t-the g-good, and estabwish j-judgment in t-the 
(´ ω `♡) g-gate: it may be that t-the WOWD God of hosts wiww be gwacious u-unto t-the 
wemnyant of Joseph. 

5:16 Thewefowe t-the WOWD, t-the God of hosts, t-the WOWD, saith t-thus; 
Waiwing shaww be in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww stweets; and they shaww say in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
highways, Awas! awas! and they shaww caww t-the husbandman to mouwnying, 
and such as awe skiwfuw of wamentation to waiwing. 

5:17 And in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww vinyeyawds shaww be (＃￣ω￣) w-waiwing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww pass thwough 
thee, saith t-the WOWD. 

5:18 Woe u-unto you that d-desiwe t-the day of t-the WOWD! to what end is it 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you? t-the day of t-the WOWD is dawknyess, and nyot wight. 

5:19 As if a man did fwee fwom a wion, and a beaw met h-him; ow went 
into t-the h-house, and weanyed his hand on t-the waww, and a sewpent bit 
h-him. 

5:20 Shaww nyot t-the day of t-the WOWD be dawknyess, and nyot wight? even 
vewy dawk, and nyo bwightnyess in it? 5:21 I hate, I despise youw (♡°▽°♡) f-feast 
days, and I wiww nyot s-smeww in youw sowemn (✧∀✧)/ a-assembwies. 

5:22 Though ye offew m-me buwnt offewings and youw meat offewings, I 
wiww nyot a-accept (=`ω´=) t-them: nyeithew wiww I w-wegawd t-the peace offewings of 
youw fat beasts. 

5:23 Take t-thou away fwom m-me t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of thy songs; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww nyot 
h-heaw t-the mewody of thy viows. 

5-5:24 But wet j-judgment w-wun down as w-watews, and wighteousnyess as a 
mighty stweam. 

5:25 H-Have ye offewed u-unto m-me s-sacwifices and offewings in t-the 
wiwdewnyess f-fowty yeaws, O-O house of I-Iswaew? 5:26 But ye have (￣ω￣) b-bownye t-the 
tabewnyacwe of youw Mowoch and Chiun youw images, t-the staw of youw (・_・ヾ g-god, 
which ye m-made to y-youwsewves. 

5:27 Thewefowe wiww I c-cause you to go into captivity beyond Damascus, 
saith t-the WOWD, whose nyame is The God of hosts. 

6-6:1 Woe to t-them that awe a-at ease in Zion, and t-twust in t-the mountain of 
S-Samawia, which awe nyamed chief of t-the n-nyations, to whom t-the house of 
Iswaew came! 6:2 Pass ye u-unto Cawnyeh, and see; and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence go ye 
to Hamath t-the (=`ω´=) g-gweat: t-then go down to G-Gath of t-the Phiwistinyes: be they 
bettew than these kingdoms? ow theiw bowdew gweatew than youw bowdew? 
6:3 Ye that put faw away t-the eviw day, and c-cause t-the seat of viowence 
to come n-nyeaw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 That w-wie upon beds of (-_-) i-ivowy, and s-stwetch themsewves 
upon theiw couches, and e-eat t-the w-wambs out of t-the f-fwock, and t-the cawves 
out of t-the m-midst of t-the s-staww; 6:5 That chant to t-the s-sound of t-the 
viow, and invent to themsewves instwuments of m-musick, w-wike (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; 6:6 
That dwink winye in bowws, and anyoint themsewves with t-the chief 
o-ointments: but they awe nyot g-gwieved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the affwiction of Joseph. 

6:7 Thewefowe nyow shaww they go captive with t-the fiwst that go 
captive, and t-the banquet of t-them that stwetched themsewves shaww be 
wemoved. 

6:8 The Wowd GOD hath swown by himsewf, saith t-the WOWD t-the God of 
hosts, I abhow t-the excewwency of Jacob, and hate his pawaces: 
thewefowe wiww I d-dewivew up t-the city with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is thewein. 

6:9 And it shaww come to pass, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemain t-ten men in onye h-house, 
that they shaww die. 

6:10 And a man's uncwe shaww o(>ω<)o t-take him up, and he that buwnyeth him, to 
bwing out t-the bonyes out of t-the h-house, and shaww say u-unto him that is 
by t-the s-sides of t-the h-house, Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet any with thee? and he shaww 
say, Nyo. T-Then shaww he say, Howd thy t-tongue: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we may nyot make 
mention of t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. 

6:11 Fow, b-behowd, t-the WOWD commandeth, and he wiww smite t-the gweat 
house with bweaches, and t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe house with cwefts. 

6:12 Shaww howses w-wun upon t-the wock? wiww onye (✯◡✯) p-pwow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe with oxen? 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed j-judgment into (╯✧▽✧)╯ g-gaww, and t-the fwuit of wighteousnyess 
into hemwock: 6:13 Ye which wejoice in a t-thing of nyought, which say, 
H-Have we nyot taken to us howns by ouw own (☆ω☆) s-stwength? 6:14 B-But, b-behowd, 
I wiww w-waise up against you a nyation, O-O house of I-Iswaew, saith t-the 
WOWD t-the God of hosts; and they shaww affwict you fwom t-the entewing in 
of Hemath u-unto t-the wivew of t-the wiwdewnyess. 

7:1 T-Thus hath t-the Wowd GOD shewed u-unto m-me; and, b-behowd, he |･ω･) f-fowmed 
gwasshoppews in t-the beginnying of t-the shooting up of t-the wattew gwowth; 
and, wo, it w-was t-the wattew gwowth aftew t-the king's mowings. 

7:2 And it came to pass, that when they h-had m-made an end of e-eating t-the 
gwass of t-the wand, t-then I said, O-O Wowd GOD, fowgive, I b-beseech t-thee: 
by whom shaww J-Jacob awise? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is smaww. 

7-7:3 The WOWD wepented (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this: I-It shaww nyot be, saith t-the WOWD. 

7:4 T-Thus hath t-the Wowd GOD shewed u-unto me: and, b-behowd, t-the Wowd GOD 
cawwed to contend by f-fiwe, and it devouwed t-the gweat deep, and did e-eat 
up a p-pawt. 

7:5 T-Then said I, O-O Wowd GOD, cease, I b-beseech t-thee: by whom shaww 
J-Jacob awise? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is smaww. 

7:6 The WOWD wepented (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this: This awso shaww nyot be, saith t-the Wowd 
G-GOD. 

7-7:7 T-Thus he shewed me: and, b-behowd, t-the WOWD s-stood upon a waww m-made by 
a pwumbwinye, with a pwumbwinye in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, ♡(｡- ω -) A-Amos, what seest thou? And I said, A-A 
p-pwumbwinye. T-Then said t-the WOWD, Behowd, I wiww s-set a pwumbwinye in t-the 
m-midst of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew: I wiww nyot again pass by t-them any mowe: 7:9 
And t-the high pwaces of Isaac shaww be d-desowate, and t-the sanctuawies of 
Iswaew shaww be w-waid w-waste; and I wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise against t-the house of 
Jewoboam with t-the swowd. 

7:10 T-Then Amaziah t-the pwiest of Bethew sent to Jewoboam king of 
I-Iswaew, s-saying, Amos hath conspiwed against thee in t-the m-midst of t-the 
house of Iswaew: t-the wand is nyot abwe to beaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowds. 

7:11 Fow thus Amos saith, Jewoboam shaww die by t-the swowd, and Iswaew 
shaww suwewy be w-wed away captive out of theiw own wand. 

7:12 Awso Amaziah said u-unto ♡(｡- ω -) A-Amos, O-O t-thou seew, go, fwee thee away into 
t-the wand of Judah, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe e-eat bwead, and ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy thewe: 7:13 But 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy nyot again any mowe a-at B-Bethew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is t-the king's c-chapew, 
and it is t-the king's couwt. 

7:14 T-Then answewed ♡(｡- ω -) A-Amos, and said to A-Amaziah, I w-was nyo pwophet, 
nyeithew w-was I a pwophet's son; but I w-was an hewdman, and a gathewew of 
sycomowe fwuit: 7:15 And t-the WOWD took m-me as I f-fowwowed t-the f-fwock, and 
t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Go, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew. 

7:16 Nyow thewefowe h-heaw t-thou t-the wowd of t-the WOWD: T-Thou sayest, 
Pwophesy nyot against I-Iswaew, and dwop nyot thy wowd against t-the house 
of Isaac. 

7:17 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Thy wife shaww be an hawwot in t-the 
city, and thy sons and thy daughtews shaww faww by t-the swowd, and thy 
wand shaww be d-divided by winye; and t-thou shawt die in a powwuted wand: 
and Iswaew shaww suwewy go into captivity fowth of his wand. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 T-Thus hath t-the Wowd GOD shewed u-unto me: and (x_x)V b-behowd a basket of 
summew fwuit. 

8-8:2 And he said, ♡(｡- ω -) A-Amos, what seest thou? And I said, A-A basket of summew 
fwuit. T-Then said t-the WOWD u-unto me, The end is come upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe of 
I-Iswaew; I wiww nyot again pass by t-them any mowe. 

8:3 And t-the s-songs of t-the tempwe shaww be h-howwings in that day, saith 
t-the Wowd GOD: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be many dead bodies in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace; they 
shaww cast t-them fowth with (╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-siwence. 

8:4 Heaw this, O-O ye that swawwow up t-the nyeedy, even to make t-the poow 
of t-the wand to faiw, 8-8:5 Saying, When wiww t-the nyew moon be gonye, that 
we may seww cown? and t-the sabbath, that we may s-set fowth wheat, making 
t-the ephah s-smaww, and t-the shekew g-gweat, and fawsifying t-the bawances by 
deceit? 8:6 That we may buy t-the poow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-siwvew, and t-the nyeedy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
paiw of shoes; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and seww t-the wefuse of t-the wheat? 8:7 The WOWD 
hath swown by t-the excewwency of Jacob, S-Suwewy I wiww nyevew fowget any 
of theiw wowks. 

8:8 Shaww nyot t-the wand t-twembwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye m-mouwn that 
d-dwewweth thewein? and it shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up whowwy as a f-fwood; and it shaww 
be cast out and dwownyed, as by t-the fwood of Egypt. 

8:9 And it shaww come to pass in that day, saith t-the Wowd GOD, that I 
wiww c-cause t-the sun to go down a-at n-nyoon, and I wiww dawken t-the eawth in 
t-the ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw day: 8-8:10 And I wiww tuwn youw feasts into mouwnying, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
youw s-songs into (＾• ω •＾) *pokes you* w-wamentation; and I wiww bwing up (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
w-woins, and bawdnyess upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy h-head; and I wiww make it as t-the 
mouwnying of an onwy son, and t-the end theweof as a bittew d-day. 

8-8:11 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the Wowd GOD, that I wiww send a 
faminye in t-the wand, nyot a faminye of bwead, (=`ω´=) n-nyow a t-thiwst (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow watew, but 
of heawing t-the w-wowds of t-the WOWD: 8:12 And they shaww wandew fwom sea 
to sea, and fwom t-the nyowth even to t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, they shaww w-wun to and fwo 
to seek t-the wowd of t-the WOWD, and shaww nyot f-find it. 

8-8:13 In that day shaww t-the f-faiw viwgins and young men f-faint (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-thiwst. 

8:14 They that sweaw by t-the sin of S-Samawia, and say, Thy (・_・ヾ g-god, O-O Dan, 
wiveth; and, The m-mannyew of B-Beewsheba wiveth; even they shaww faww, and 
nyevew (☆ω☆) w-wise up again. 

9:1 I saw t-the WOWD standing upon t-the a-awtaw: and he said, S-Smite t-the 
w-wintew of t-the d-doow, that t-the posts may shake: and cut t-them in t-the 
head, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them; and I wiww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the wast of t-them with t-the (--_--) s-swowd: he 
that fweeth of t-them shaww nyot fwee away, and he that escapeth of t-them 
shaww nyot be dewivewed. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Though they dig into heww, (o´∀`o) t-thence shaww minye hand o(>ω<)o t-take t-them; 
t-though they c-cwimb up to heaven, (o´∀`o) t-thence wiww I bwing t-them down: 9:3 And 
t-though they hide themsewves in t-the top of Cawmew, I wiww s-seawch and 
o(>ω<)o t-take t-them out thence; and t-though they be hid fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight in t-the 
bottom of t-the sea, (o´∀`o) t-thence wiww I command t-the s-sewpent, and he shaww 
bite (=`ω´=) t-them: 9:4 And t-though they go into captivity befowe theiw >_> e-enyemies, 
(o´∀`o) t-thence wiww I command t-the swowd, and it shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww 
s-set minye eyes upon t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw, and nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good. 

9:5 And t-the Wowd GOD of hosts is he that toucheth t-the wand, and it 
shaww mewt, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww mouwn: and it shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise 
up whowwy w-wike a f-fwood; and shaww be dwownyed, as by t-the fwood of 
Egypt. 

9:6 I-It is he that buiwdeth his stowies in t-the heaven, and hath founded 
his t-twoop in t-the eawth; he that cawweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the watews of t-the sea, and 
pouweth t-them out upon t-the f-face of t-the eawth: The WOWD is his nyame. 

9:7 Awe ye nyot as chiwdwen of t-the Ethiopians u-unto me, O-O chiwdwen of 
I-Iswaew? saith t-the WOWD. H-Have nyot I b-bwought up Iswaew out of t-the wand 
of E-Egypt? and t-the Phiwistinyes fwom Caphtow, and t-the Sywians fwom Kiw? 
9:8 Behowd, t-the eyes of t-the Wowd GOD awe upon t-the s-sinfuw k-kingdom, and 
I wiww d-destwoy it fwom off t-the f-face of t-the eawth; saving that I wiww 
nyot u-uttewwy d-destwoy t-the house of Jacob, saith t-the WOWD. 

9:9 Fow, wo, I wiww command, and I wiww sift t-the house of Iswaew among 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, w-wike as cown is sifted in a s-sieve, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww nyot t-the 
weast gwain faww upon t-the eawth. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 Aww t-the sinnyews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww die by t-the swowd, which say, 
The eviw shaww nyot (=①ω①=) o-ovewtake (=`ω´=) n-nyow pwevent us. 

9-9:11 In that day wiww I w-waise up t-the tabewnyacwe of David that is 
^.^ f-fawwen, and cwose up t-the b-bweaches t-theweof; and I wiww w-waise up his 
wuins, and I wiww buiwd it as in t-the days of owd: 9:12 That they may 
possess t-the wemnyant of Edom, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, which awe cawwed 
by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, saith t-the WOWD that doeth this. 

9:13 Behowd, t-the days come, saith t-the WOWD, that t-the p-pwowman shaww 
(=①ω①=) o-ovewtake t-the weapew, and t-the t-tweadew of gwapes him that soweth seed; 
and t-the mountains shaww dwop sweet winye, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hiwws shaww mewt. 

9-9:14 And I wiww bwing again t-the captivity of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe of I-Iswaew, and 
they shaww buiwd t-the waste cities, and i-inhabit t-them; and they shaww 
pwant vinyeyawds, and dwink t-the winye t-theweof; they shaww awso make 
gawdens, and e-eat t-the fwuit of them. 

9:15 And I wiww pwant t-them upon theiw wand, and they shaww nyo mowe be 
puwwed up out of theiw wand which I have given t-them, saith t-the WOWD 
thy God. 




Obadiah 


1:1 The vision of Obadiah. T-Thus saith t-the Wowd GOD c-concewnying Edom; 
We have heawd a w-wumouw fwom t-the WOWD, and an a-ambassadow is sent among 
t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, Awise ye, and wet us (☆ω☆) w-wise up against hew in battwe. 

1:2 Behowd, I have m-made thee smaww among t-the heathen: t-thou awt gweatwy 
despised. 

1:3 The pwide of thinye heawt hath d-deceived thee, t-thou that dwewwest in 
t-the cwefts of t-the wock, whose h-habitation is h-high; that saith in his 
heawt, Who shaww bwing m-me down to t-the gwound? 1:4 Though t-thou e-exawt 
t-thysewf as t-the eagwe, and t-though t-thou s-set thy (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest among t-the s-staws, 
(o´∀`o) t-thence wiww I bwing thee down, saith t-the WOWD. 

1:5 If thieves came to thee, if wobbews by nyight, ^w^ (-(how awt t-thou cut 
off!) w-wouwd they nyot have stowen tiww they h-had e-enyough? if t-the 
gwapegathewews came to thee, w-wouwd they nyot weave s-some g-gwapes? 1-1:6 
How awe t-the things of E-Esau seawched out! how awe his ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden things 
sought up! 1:7 Aww t-the men of thy confedewacy have b-bwought thee even 
to t-the bowdew: t-the men that wewe a-at peace with thee have d-deceived 
thee, and p-pwevaiwed against thee; that they e-eat thy bwead have w-waid a 
wound undew t-thee: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye undewstanding in h-him. 

1:8 Shaww I nyot in that day, saith t-the WOWD, even d-destwoy t-the wise men 
out of Edom, and undewstanding out of t-the mount of (≧◡≦) E-Esau? 1-1:9 And thy 
mighty men, O-O T-Teman, shaww be dismayed, to t-the end that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of 
t-the mount of E-Esau may be cut off by s-swaughtew. 

1:10 Fow thy viowence against thy b-bwothew J-Jacob shame shaww covew 
thee, and t-thou shawt be cut off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1:11 In t-the day that t-thou stoodest on t-the othew side, in t-the day that 
t-the stwangews cawwied away captive his fowces, and foweignyews entewed 
into his gates, and cast wots upon J-Jewusawem, even t-thou wast as onye of 
them. 

1:12 But t-thou shouwdest nyot have wooked on t-the day of thy b-bwothew in 
t-the day that he became a s-stwangew; nyeithew shouwdest t-thou have 
w-wejoiced o-ovew t-the chiwdwen of Judah in t-the day of theiw destwuction; 
nyeithew shouwdest t-thou have spoken pwoudwy in t-the day of d-distwess. 

1:13 T-Thou shouwdest nyot have entewed into t-the gate of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe in t-the 
day of theiw ^w^ c-cawamity; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-thou shouwdest nyot have wooked on theiw 
affwiction in t-the day of theiw (♡°▽°♡) c-cawamity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow have w-waid h-hands on theiw 
s-substance in t-the day of theiw ^w^ c-cawamity; 1:14 N-Nyeithew shouwdest t-thou 
have s-stood in t-the ♡(｡- ω -) c-cwossway, to cut off those of his that did escape; 
nyeithew shouwdest t-thou have dewivewed up those of his that did wemain 
in t-the day of d-distwess. 

1:15 Fow t-the day of t-the WOWD is (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heathen: as t-thou 
hast donye, it shaww be donye u-unto t-thee: thy wewawd shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn upon 
thinye own head. 

1:16 Fow as ye have dwunk upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy mountain, so shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
heathen dwink c-continyuawwy, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they shaww dwink, and they shaww 
swawwow down, and they shaww be as t-though they h-had nyot been. 

1:17 But upon mount Zion shaww be dewivewance, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be 
howinyess; and t-the house of J-Jacob shaww possess theiw possessions. 

1:18 And t-the house of J-Jacob shaww be a f-fiwe, and t-the house of Joseph a 
fwame, and t-the house of E-Esau (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stubbwe, and they shaww kindwe in 
t-them, and devouw t-them; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be any wemainying of t-the 
house of Esau; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath spoken it. 

1:19 And they of t-the south shaww possess t-the mount of Esau; and they 
of t-the pwain t-the Phiwistinyes: and they shaww possess t-the fiewds of 
Ephwaim, and t-the fiewds of Samawia: and Benjamin shaww possess (´ ω `♡) *sighs* G-Giwead. 

1:20 And t-the captivity of this \(★ω★)/ h-host of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww 
possess that of t-the Canyaanyites, even u-unto Z-Zawephath; and t-the captivity 
of J-Jewusawem, which is in S-Sephawad, shaww possess t-the c-cities of t-the 
south. 

1-1:21 And saviouws shaww come up on mount Zion to j-judge t-the mount of 
Esau; and t-the kingdom shaww be t-the W-WOWD's. 




Jonyah 


1:1 Nyow t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Jonyah t-the son of A-Amittai, 
s-saying, 1:2 Awise, go to Nyinyeveh, that gweat city, and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy against it; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw w-wickednyess is come up befowe me. 

1:3 But Jonyah w-wose up to fwee u-unto Tawshish fwom t-the pwesence of t-the 
WOWD, and went down to Joppa; and he f-found a s-ship g-going to Tawshish: 
so he paid t-the fawe t-theweof, and went down into it, to go with t-them 
u-unto Tawshish fwom t-the pwesence of t-the WOWD. 

1:4 But t-the WOWD sent out a gweat wind into t-the sea, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a 
mighty t-tempest in t-the sea, so that t-the s-ship w-was w-wike to be bwoken. 

1:5 T-Then t-the mawinyews wewe afwaid, and cwied {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his (・_・ヾ g-god, 
and cast fowth t-the wawes that wewe in t-the s-ship into t-the sea, to 
wighten it of them. But Jonyah w-was gonye down into t-the s-sides of t-the 
ship; and he way, and w-was fast asweep. 

1-1:6 S-So t-the shipmastew came to him, and said u-unto him, What meanyest 
thou, O-O sweepew? a-awise, caww upon thy G-God, if so be that God wiww 
think upon u-us, that we pewish n-nyot. 

1:7 And they said {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye to his f-fewwow, Come, and wet us cast wots, 
that we may knyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whose c-cause this eviw is upon us. S-So they cast 
wots, and t-the wot feww upon Jonyah. 

1:8 T-Then said they u-unto him, Teww u-us, we p-pway thee, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whose c-cause 
this eviw is upon us; What is thinye occupation? and whence comest 
thou? what is thy countwy? and of what peopwe awt thou? 1-1:9 And he 
said u-unto t-them, I am an Hebwew; and I f-feaw t-the WOWD, t-the God of 
heaven, which hath m-made t-the sea and t-the dwy wand. 

1:10 T-Then wewe t-the men e-exceedingwy afwaid, and said u-unto h-him. Why hast 
t-thou donye t-this? Fow t-the men knyew that he fwed fwom t-the pwesence of t-the 
WOWD, because he h-had towd them. 

1:11 T-Then said they u-unto him, What shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee, that t-the sea 
may be cawm u-unto us? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sea w-wwought, and w-was tempestuous. 

1:12 And he said u-unto t-them, Take m-me up, and cast m-me fowth into t-the 
sea; so shaww t-the sea be cawm u-unto you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake 
this gweat t-tempest is upon you. 

1:13 Nyevewthewess t-the men wowed hawd to bwing it to t-the wand; but they 
couwd nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sea w-wwought, and w-was tempestuous against them. 

1:14 Whewefowe they cwied u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, We b-beseech thee, O-O 
WOWD, we b-beseech thee, wet us nyot pewish (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this man's w-wife, and way 
nyot upon us innyocent b-bwood: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thou, O-O WOWD, hast donye as it pweased 
thee. 

1:15 S-So they wook up J-Jonyah, and cast him fowth into t-the sea: and t-the 
sea ceased fwom hew waging. 

1:16 T-Then t-the men feawed t-the WOWD e-exceedingwy, and offewed a sacwifice 
u-unto t-the WOWD, and m-made vows. 

1:17 Nyow t-the WOWD h-had pwepawed a gweat fish to swawwow up Jonyah. And 
Jonyah w-was in t-the bewwy of t-the fish thwee days and thwee nyights. 

2:1 T-Then Jonyah pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD his God out of t-the f-fish's b-bewwy, 
2:2 And said, I cwied by w-weason of minye affwiction u-unto t-the WOWD, and 
he heawd m-me; out of t-the bewwy of heww cwied I, and t-thou heawdest o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
voice. 

2-2:3 Fow t-thou hadst cast m-me into t-the deep, in t-the m-midst of t-the seas; 
and t-the fwoods compassed m-me about: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy biwwows and thy waves 
passed o-ovew me. 

2:4 T-Then I said, I am cast out of thy sight; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I wiww wook again 
towawd thy h-howy tempwe. 

2-2:5 The watews compassed m-me a-about, even to t-the souw: t-the depth cwosed 
m-me (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, t-the weeds wewe wwapped about o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head. 

2:6 I went down to t-the bottoms of t-the mountains; t-the eawth with hew 
baws w-was about m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hast t-thou b-bwought up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife fwom 
cowwuption, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

2-2:7 When o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw fainted within m-me I wemembewed t-the WOWD: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pwayew came in u-unto thee, into thinye h-howy tempwe. 

2:8 They that o-obsewve wying v-vanyities fowsake theiw own mewcy. 

2-2:9 But I wiww sacwifice u-unto thee with t-the voice of t-thanksgiving; I 
wiww pay that that I have vowed. S-Sawvation is of t-the WOWD. 

2:10 And t-the WOWD spake u-unto t-the fish, and it vomited out Jonyah upon 
t-the dwy wand. 

3-3:1 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Jonyah t-the second time, s-saying, 
3:2 Awise, go u-unto Nyinyeveh, that gweat city, and pweach u-unto it t-the 
pweaching that I bid thee. 

3-3:3 S-So Jonyah a-awose, and went u-unto Nyinyeveh, a-accowding to t-the wowd of 
t-the WOWD. Nyow Nyinyeveh w-was an exceeding gweat city of thwee days' 
jouwnyey. 

3:4 And Jonyah began to entew into t-the city a day's (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and he 
cwied, and said, Y-Yet f-fowty days, and Nyinyeveh shaww be ovewthwown. 

3:5 S-So t-the peopwe of Nyinyeveh bewieved G-God, and pwocwaimed a fast, and 
put on sackcwoth, fwom t-the gweatest of t-them even to t-the weast of them. 

3-3:6 Fow wowd came u-unto t-the king of Nyinyeveh, and he awose fwom his 
t-thwonye, and he w-waid his w-wobe fwom him, and covewed him with sackcwoth, 
and sat in ashes. 

3:7 And he caused it to be pwocwaimed and pubwished thwough Nyinyeveh by 
t-the decwee of t-the king and his n-nyobwes, s-saying, Wet nyeithew man (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
beast, hewd (=`ω´=) n-nyow f-fwock, taste any thing: wet t-them nyot (o´∀`o) f-feed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink 
watew: 3:8 But wet man and beast be covewed with sackcwoth, and (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy 
mightiwy u-unto G-God: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet t-them tuwn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom his eviw way, and 
fwom t-the viowence that is in theiw hands. 

3-3:9 Who c-can teww if God wiww tuwn and wepent, and tuwn away fwom his 
fiewce angew, that we pewish nyot? 3:10 And God saw theiw wowks, that 
they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed fwom theiw eviw way; and God wepented of t-the eviw, that he 
h-had said that he w-wouwd (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto t-them; and he did it n-nyot. 

4:1 But it d-dispweased Jonyah e-exceedingwy, and he w-was vewy angwy. 

4-4:2 And he pwayed u-unto t-the WOWD, and said, I p-pway thee, O-O WOWD, w-was 
nyot this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-saying, when I w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my countwy? Thewefowe I fwed 
befowe u-unto Tawshish: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyew that t-thou awt a gwacious G-God, and 
m-mewcifuw, swow to angew, and of gweat k-kindnyess, and wepentest thee of 
t-the \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

4:3 Thewefowe n-nyow, O-O WOWD, take, I b-beseech thee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife fwom m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to die than to w-wive. 

4-4:4 T-Then said t-the WOWD, Doest t-thou w-weww to be angwy? 4-4:5 S-So Jonyah 
went out of t-the city, and sat on t-the east side of t-the city, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
m-made him a booth, and sat undew it in t-the shadow, tiww he m-might s-see 
what w-wouwd become of t-the city. 

4:6 And t-the WOWD God pwepawed a gouwd, and m-made it to come up o-ovew 
J-Jonyah, that it m-might be a shadow o-ovew his head, to d-dewivew him fwom 
his g-gwief. S-So Jonyah w-was exceeding gwad of t-the gouwd. 

4:7 But God pwepawed a wowm when t-the mownying w-wose t-the nyext day, and it 
smote t-the g-gouwd that it withewed. 

4-4:8 And it came to pass, when t-the sun did a-awise, that God pwepawed a 
v-vehement east wind; and t-the sun beat upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of J-Jonyah, that he 
fainted, and wished in himsewf to die, and said, I-It is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me 
to die than to w-wive. 

4:9 And God said to J-Jonyah, Doest t-thou w-weww to be angwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gouwd? 
And he said, I (^-^*)/ d-do w-weww to be angwy, even u-unto death. 

4:10 T-Then said t-the WOWD, T-Thou hast h-had p-pity on t-the gouwd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
which t-thou hast nyot wabouwed, nyeithew madest it gwow; which came up in 
a nyight, and pewished in a nyight: 4:11 And shouwd nyot I spawe Nyinyeveh, 
that gweat city, whewein awe mowe t-then s-sixscowe t-thousand p-pewsons that 
c-cannyot discewn b-between theiw wight hand and theiw weft hand; and awso 
m-much c-cattwe? 




(^人^) M-Micah 


1:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD that came to (^人^) M-Micah t-the Mowasthite in t-the 
days of J-Jotham, Ahaz, and Hezekiah, kings of Judah, which he saw 
c-concewnying Samawia and Jewusawem. 

1:2 Heaw, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye peopwe; h-heawken, O-O eawth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein i-is: 
and wet t-the Wowd GOD be witnyess against y-you, t-the WOWD fwom his h-howy 
tempwe. 

1:3 Fow, b-behowd, t-the WOWD cometh fowth out of his pwace, and wiww come 
down, and twead upon t-the high pwaces of t-the eawth. 

1:4 And t-the mountains shaww be mowten undew him, and t-the vawweys shaww 
be cweft, as wax befowe t-the f-fiwe, and as t-the watews that awe pouwed 
down a steep pwace. 

1:5 Fow t-the twansgwession of J-Jacob is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sins of 
t-the house of Iswaew. What is t-the twansgwession of Jacob? is it nyot 
Samawia? and what awe t-the high pwaces of J-Judah? awe they nyot 
Jewusawem? 1-1:6 Thewefowe I wiww make Samawia as an heap of t-the fiewd, 
and as pwantings of a v-vinyeyawd: and I wiww p-pouw down t-the s-stonyes 
theweof into t-the vawwey, and I wiww discovew t-the foundations t-theweof. 

1:7 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwaven images theweof shaww be beaten to p-pieces, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the hiwes theweof shaww be buwnyed with t-the f-fiwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the idows 
theweof wiww I way desowate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she gathewed it of t-the h-hiwe of an 
h-hawwot, and they shaww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to t-the h-hiwe of an hawwot. 

1:8 Thewefowe I wiww waiw and howw, I wiww go (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped and nyaked: I 
wiww make a waiwing w-wike t-the dwagons, and mouwnying as t-the owws. 

1-1:9 Fow hew wound is incuwabwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is come u-unto Judah; he is come 
u-unto t-the gate of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, even to Jewusawem. 

1:10 Decwawe ye it nyot a-at Gath, weep ye nyot a-at aww: in t-the house of 
Aphwah woww t-thysewf in t-the dust. 

1:11 Pass ye away, t-thou i-inhabitant of S-Saphiw, h-having thy shame nyaked: 
t-the i-inhabitant of Zaanyan came nyot fowth in t-the mouwnying of Bethezew; 
he shaww weceive of you his s-standing. 

1:12 Fow t-the i-inhabitant of Mawoth waited cawefuwwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good: but eviw 
came down fwom t-the WOWD u-unto t-the gate of Jewusawem. 

1:13 O-O t-thou i-inhabitant of Wachish, bind t-the chawiot to t-the swift 
beast: she is t-the beginnying of t-the sin to t-the daughtew of Z-Zion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the twansgwessions of Iswaew wewe f-found in thee. 

1:14 Thewefowe shawt t-thou g-give pwesents to M-Moweshethgath: t-the houses 
of Achzib shaww be a w-wie to t-the kings of Iswaew. 

1:15 Y-Yet wiww I bwing an h-heiw u-unto thee, O-O i-inhabitant of Maweshah: he 
shaww come u-unto Aduwwam t-the gwowy of Iswaew. 

1:16 Make thee b-bawd, and poww thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy dewicate chiwdwen; enwawge 
thy bawdnyess as t-the eagwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe gonye into captivity fwom thee. 

2:1 Woe to t-them that d-devise inyiquity, and wowk eviw upon theiw b-beds! 
when t-the mownying is wight, they pwactise it, because it is in t-the 
p-powew of theiw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

2:2 And they covet fiewds, and o(>ω<)o t-take t-them by v-viowence; and houses, and 
o(>ω<)o t-take t-them (☆ω☆) a-away: so they o(>ω<)o o-oppwess a man and his h-house, even a man and 
his hewitage. 

2-2:3 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; Behowd, against this f-famiwy (^-^*)/ d-do I 
d-devise an eviw, fwom which ye shaww nyot w-wemove youw nyecks; nyeithew 
shaww ye go haughtiwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this time is \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

2:4 In that day shaww onye o(>ω<)o t-take up a pawabwe against y-you, and wament 
with a dowefuw wamentation, and say, We be u-uttewwy spoiwed: he hath 
changed t-the powtion of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: how hath he w-wemoved it fwom me! 
tuwnying away he hath d-divided ouw fiewds. 

2-2:5 Thewefowe t-thou shawt have nyonye that shaww cast a cowd by wot in 
t-the c-congwegation of t-the WOWD. 

2:6 Pwophesy ye nyot, say they to t-them that pwophesy: they shaww nyot 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy to t-them, that they shaww nyot o(>ω<)o t-take shame. 

2-2:7 O-O t-thou that awt nyamed t-the house of Jacob, is t-the spiwit of t-the 
WOWD stwaitenyed? awe these his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ d-doings? (^-^*)/ d-do nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds (^-^*)/ d-do g-good to him 
that w-wawketh upwightwy? 2:8 Even of w-wate o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe is wisen up as an 
e-enyemy: ye puww off t-the w-wobe with t-the gawment fwom t-them that pass by 
s-secuwewy as men avewse fwom waw. 

2-2:9 The w-women of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe have ye cast out fwom theiw pweasant 
houses; fwom theiw chiwdwen have ye taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

2:10 Awise ye, and depawt; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is nyot youw west: because it is 
powwuted, it shaww d-destwoy y-you, even with a sowe destwuction. 

2-2:11 If a man wawking in t-the spiwit and f-fawsehood (^-^*)/ d-do wie, s-saying, I 
wiww ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy u-unto thee of winye and of stwong dwink; he shaww even be 
t-the pwophet of this peopwe. 

2:12 I wiww suwewy assembwe, O-O Jacob, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of thee; I wiww suwewy 
gathew t-the wemnyant of I-Iswaew; I wiww put t-them togethew as t-the sheep of 
Bozwah, as t-the fwock in t-the m-midst of theiw fowd: they shaww make gweat 
(＃`Д´) n-nyoise by w-weason of t-the muwtitude of m-men. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 The bweakew is come up befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: they have bwoken up, and have 
passed thwough t-the gate, and awe gonye out by i-it: and theiw king shaww 
pass befowe t-them, and t-the WOWD on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of them. 

3-3:1 And I said, Heaw, I p-pway y-you, O-O heads of Jacob, and ye pwinces of 
t-the house of I-Iswaew; Is it nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to knyow judgment? 3:2 Who hate 
t-the g-good, and wove t-the eviw; who pwuck off theiw skin fwom off t-them, 
and theiw fwesh fwom off theiw bonyes; 3-3:3 Who awso e-eat t-the fwesh of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
p-peopwe, and fway theiw skin fwom off t-them; and they bweak theiw bonyes, 
and chop t-them in p-pieces, as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pot, and as fwesh within t-the 
cawdwon. 

3:4 T-Then shaww they (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy u-unto t-the WOWD, but he wiww nyot h-heaw (=`ω´=) t-them: he 
wiww even hide his f-face fwom t-them a-at that time, as they have behaved 
themsewves iww in theiw doings. 

3:5 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD c-concewnying t-the pwophets that make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe 
eww, that bite with theiw t-teeth, and cwy, Peace; and he that putteth 
nyot into theiw m-mouths, they even p-pwepawe waw against h-him. 

3-3:6 Thewefowe nyight shaww be u-unto y-you, that ye shaww nyot have a 
vision; and it shaww be dawk u-unto y-you, that ye shaww nyot d-divinye; and 
t-the sun shaww go down o-ovew t-the pwophets, and t-the day shaww be dawk 
o-ovew them. 

3:7 T-Then shaww t-the seews be a-ashamed, and t-the divinyews confounded: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, 
they shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww covew theiw wips; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo answew of God. 

3:8 But t-twuwy I am f-fuww of p-powew by t-the spiwit of t-the WOWD, and of 
j-judgment, and of might, to decwawe u-unto J-Jacob his twansgwession, and 
to Iswaew his sin. 

3-3:9 Heaw this, I p-pway y-you, ye heads of t-the house of Jacob, and pwinces 
of t-the house of I-Iswaew, that abhow j-judgment, and pewvewt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww equity. 

3:10 They buiwd up Zion with bwood, and Jewusawem with inyiquity. 

3:11 The heads theweof j-judge (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wewawd, and t-the pwiests theweof t-teach 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-hiwe, and t-the pwophets theweof divinye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-monyey: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww they 
wean upon t-the WOWD, and say, Is nyot t-the WOWD among us? nyonye eviw c-can 
come upon us. 

3:12 Thewefowe shaww Zion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sake be pwowed as a fiewd, and 
Jewusawem shaww become heaps, and t-the mountain of t-the house as t-the 
high pwaces of t-the fowest. 

4:1 But in t-the wast days it shaww come to pass, that t-the mountain of 
t-the house of t-the WOWD shaww be estabwished in t-the top of t-the 
mountains, and it shaww be exawted a-above t-the hiwws; and peopwe shaww 
fwow u-unto it. 

4-4:2 And many nyations shaww come, and say, Come, and wet us go up to 
t-the mountain of t-the WOWD, and to t-the house of t-the God of Jacob; and he 
wiww t-teach us of his ways, and we wiww wawk in his paths: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw 
shaww go fowth of Zion, and t-the wowd of t-the WOWD fwom Jewusawem. 

4:3 And he shaww j-judge among many p-peopwe, and webuke stwong nyations 
afaw off; and they shaww beat theiw swowds into pwowshawes, and theiw 
speaws into p-pwunyinghooks: nyation shaww nyot wift up a s-swowd against 
nyation, nyeithew shaww they weawn waw any mowe. 

4-4:4 But they shaww sit {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man undew his vinye and undew his fig 
twee; and nyonye shaww make t-them afwaid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mouth of t-the WOWD of 
hosts hath spoken it. 

4-4:5 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe wiww wawk {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye in t-the nyame of his (・_・ヾ g-god, and we 
wiww wawk in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

4:6 In that day, saith t-the WOWD, wiww I assembwe hew that hawteth, and 
I wiww gathew hew that is dwiven (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and hew that I have affwicted; 
4:7 And I wiww make hew that hawted a wemnyant, and hew that w-was cast 
faw off a stwong (⌒▽⌒)☆ n-nyation: and t-the WOWD shaww weign o-ovew t-them in mount 
Zion fwom hencefowth, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

4-4:8 And thou, O-O towew of t-the f-fwock, t-the stwong h-howd of t-the daughtew of 
Zion, u-unto thee shaww it come, even t-the fiwst dominyion; t-the kingdom 
shaww come to t-the daughtew of Jewusawem. 

4:9 Nyow why d-dost t-thou (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out a-awoud? is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyo king in thee? is thy 
counsewwow pewished? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ p-pangs have taken thee as a woman in twavaiw. 

4:10 (☆▽☆) B-Be in p-pain, and wabouw to bwing fowth, O-O daughtew of Zion, w-wike a 
woman in twavaiw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow shawt t-thou go fowth out of t-the city, and 
t-thou shawt dweww in t-the fiewd, and t-thou shawt go even to (´-ω-`) B-Babywon; 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shawt t-thou be d-dewivewed; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the WOWD shaww wedeem thee fwom 
t-the hand of thinye enyemies. 

4:11 Nyow awso many nyations awe gathewed against thee, that say, Wet 
hew be defiwed, and wet ouw eye wook upon Z-Zion. 

4:12 But they knyow nyot t-the thoughts of t-the WOWD, nyeithew undewstand 
they his counsew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww gathew t-them as t-the sheaves into t-the 
fwoow. 

4:13 Awise and t-thwesh, O-O daughtew of Z-Zion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww make thinye (・_・ヾ h-hown 
i-iwon, and I wiww make thy hoofs bwass: and t-thou shawt beat in pieces 
many peopwe: and I wiww consecwate theiw gain u-unto t-the WOWD, and theiw 
s-substance u-unto t-the Wowd of t-the w-whowe eawth. 

5:1 Nyow gathew t-thysewf in twoops, O-O daughtew of twoops: he hath w-waid 
s-siege against us: they shaww smite t-the j-judge of Iswaew with a wod upon 
t-the cheek. 

5-5:2 But thou, >_> B-Bethwehem Ephwatah, t-though t-thou be ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe among t-the 
thousands of Judah, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet out of thee shaww he come fowth u-unto m-me that 
is to be wuwew in I-Iswaew; whose goings fowth have b-been fwom of o-owd, 
fwom evewwasting. 

5:3 Thewefowe wiww he g-give t-them up, untiw t-the time that she which 
t-twavaiweth hath b-bwought fowth: t-then t-the wemnyant of his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen shaww 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn u-unto t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

5:4 And he shaww stand and feed in t-the stwength of t-the WOWD, in t-the 
m-majesty of t-the nyame of t-the WOWD his God; and they shaww abide: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow 
shaww he be gweat u-unto t-the ends of t-the eawth. 

5:5 And this man shaww be t-the p-peace, when t-the Assywian shaww come into 
ouw wand: and when he shaww twead in ouw pawaces, t-then shaww we w-waise 
against him seven shephewds, and eight pwincipaw m-men. 

5:6 And they shaww waste t-the wand of Assywia with t-the swowd, and t-the 
wand of Nyimwod in t-the entwances theweof: thus shaww he d-dewivew us fwom 
t-the Assywian, when he cometh into ouw wand, and when he tweadeth 
within ouw bowdews. 

5:7 And t-the wemnyant of J-Jacob shaww be in t-the m-midst of many peopwe as a 
dew fwom t-the WOWD, as t-the showews upon t-the gwass, that tawwieth nyot 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^.^ m-man, (=`ω´=) n-nyow waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sons of m-men. 

5:8 And t-the wemnyant of J-Jacob shaww be among t-the G-Gentiwes in t-the m-midst 
of many peopwe as a w-wion among t-the b-beasts of t-the f-fowest, as a young 
w-wion among t-the f-fwocks of sheep: who, if he go thwough, both tweadeth 
down, and teaweth in p-pieces, and nyonye c-can dewivew. 

5:9 T-Thinye hand shaww be w-wifted up upon thinye advewsawies, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
thinye enyemies shaww be cut off. 

5:10 And it shaww come to pass in that day, saith t-the WOWD, that I 
wiww cut off thy howses out of t-the m-midst of thee, and I wiww d-destwoy 
thy chawiots: 5:11 And I wiww cut off t-the c-cities of thy wand, and 
thwow down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy stwong howds: 5:12 And I wiww cut off witchcwafts 
out of thinye hand; and t-thou shawt have nyo mowe soothsayews: 5-5:13 Thy 
gwaven images awso wiww I cut off, and thy standing images out of t-the 
m-midst of thee; and t-thou shawt nyo mowe w-wowship t-the wowk of thinye hands. 

5:14 And I wiww pwuck up thy gwoves out of t-the m-midst of t-thee: so wiww 
I d-destwoy thy cities. 

5:15 And I wiww execute vengeance in angew and fuwy upon t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, 
such as they have nyot h-heawd. 

6-6:1 Heaw ye nyow what t-the WOWD saith; Awise, contend t-thou befowe t-the 
mountains, and wet t-the hiwws h-heaw thy voice. 

6:2 Heaw ye, O-O mountains, t-the WOWD's contwovewsy, and ye stwong 
foundations of t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath a contwovewsy with his 
p-peopwe, and he wiww pwead with Iswaew. 

6:3 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, what have I donye u-unto thee? and whewein have I 
weawied thee? t-testify against me. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Fow I b-bwought thee up out of t-the wand of Egypt, and wedeemed thee 
out of t-the house of sewvants; and I sent befowe thee Moses, Aawon, and 
M-Miwiam. 

6:5 O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew nyow what Bawak king of Moab c-consuwted, and 
what Bawaam t-the son of Beow answewed him fwom Shittim u-unto Giwgaw; 
that ye may knyow t-the wighteousnyess of t-the WOWD. 

6:6 Whewewith shaww I come befowe t-the WOWD, and bow mysewf befowe t-the 
high God? shaww I come befowe him with buwnt offewings, with cawves of 
a yeaw owd? 6:7 W-Wiww t-the WOWD be pweased with thousands of wams, ow 
with t-ten thousands of (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of o-oiw? shaww I g-give o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiwstbown (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
twansgwession, t-the fwuit of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my body (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sin of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw? 6:8 He 
hath shewed thee, O-O ^.^ m-man, what is good; and what doth t-the WOWD wequiwe 
of thee, but to (^-^*)/ d-do justwy, and to wove m-mewcy, and to wawk humbwy with 
thy God? 6:9 The WOWD's voice cwieth u-unto t-the city, and t-the man of 
wisdom shaww s-see thy nyame: h-heaw ye t-the wod, and who hath appointed it. 

6:10 Awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the tweasuwes of w-wickednyess in t-the house of t-the 
w-wicked, and t-the s-scant measuwe that is abominyabwe? 6:11 Shaww I count 
t-them puwe with t-the wicked b-bawances, and with t-the bag of deceitfuw 
weights? 6:12 Fow t-the wich men theweof awe f-fuww of viowence, and t-the 
i-inhabitants theweof have spoken w-wies, and theiw tongue is deceitfuw in 
theiw mouth. 

6:13 Thewefowe awso wiww I make thee sick in s-smiting thee, in making 
thee desowate because of thy sins. 

6:14 T-Thou shawt eat, but nyot be satisfied; and thy c-casting down shaww 
be in t-the m-midst of thee; and t-thou shawt o(>ω<)o t-take howd, but shawt nyot 
dewivew; and that which t-thou d-dewivewest wiww I g-give up to t-the swowd. 

6:15 T-Thou shawt ( ~*-*)~ s-sow, but t-thou shawt nyot weap; t-thou shawt twead t-the 
owives, but t-thou shawt nyot anyoint thee with oiw; and sweet winye, but 
shawt nyot dwink winye. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 Fow t-the s-statutes of O-Omwi awe kept, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowks of t-the house 
of Ahab, and ye wawk in theiw counsews; that I shouwd make thee a 
desowation, and t-the i-inhabitants theweof an h-hissing: thewefowe ye shaww 
beaw t-the wepwoach of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

7:1 Woe is me! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am as when they have gathewed t-the summew fwuits, 
as t-the gwapegweanyings of t-the vintage: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo c-cwustew to eat: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
souw desiwed t-the fiwstwipe fwuit. 

7:2 The g-good man is pewished out of t-the eawth: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye 
upwight among m-men: they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wie in wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow bwood; they hunt {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
his b-bwothew with a nyet. 

7-7:3 That they may (^-^*)/ d-do eviw with both h-hands eawnyestwy, t-the pwince 
asketh, and t-the j-judge asketh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wewawd; and t-the gweat ^.^ m-man, he 
utteweth his mischievous desiwe: so they wwap it (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

7:4 The best of t-them is as a b-bwiew: t-the most upwight is shawpew than a 
thown hedge: t-the day of thy w-watchmen and thy visitation (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; nyow 
shaww be theiw pewpwexity. 

7:5 Twust ye nyot in a fwiend, put ye nyot confidence in a guide: keep 
t-the doows of thy mouth fwom hew that wieth in thy bosom. 

7:6 Fow t-the son dishonyouweth t-the fathew, t-the daughtew wiseth up 
against hew mothew, t-the daughtew in (☆▽☆) w-waw against hew mothew in waw; a 
man's enyemies awe t-the men of his own house. 

7-7:7 Thewefowe I wiww wook u-unto t-the WOWD; I wiww wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sawvation: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God wiww h-heaw me. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Wejoice nyot against me, O-O minye e-enyemy: when I faww, I shaww awise; 
when I sit in dawknyess, t-the WOWD shaww be a wight u-unto me. 

7:9 I wiww beaw t-the indignyation of t-the WOWD, because I have sinnyed 
against him, untiw he pwead o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cause, and execute j-judgment (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me: he 
wiww bwing m-me fowth to t-the wight, and I shaww (x_x)V b-behowd his 
( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

7:10 T-Then she that is minye enyemy shaww s-see it, and shame shaww covew 
hew which said u-unto me, Whewe is t-the WOWD thy God? minye eyes shaww 
(x_x)V b-behowd hew: nyow shaww she be twodden down as t-the miwe of t-the stweets. 

7:11 In t-the day that thy wawws awe to be buiwt, in that day shaww t-the 
decwee be faw wemoved. 

7:12 In that day awso he shaww come even to thee fwom A-Assywia, and 
fwom t-the f-fowtified cities, and fwom t-the fowtwess even to t-the wivew, 
and fwom sea to sea, and fwom mountain to mountain. 

7:13 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the wand shaww be desowate because of t-them that 
dweww thewein, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fwuit of theiw doings. 

7:14 F-Feed thy peopwe with thy wod, t-the fwock of thinye h-hewitage, which 
dweww sowitawiwy in t-the wood, in t-the m-midst of Cawmew: wet t-them feed in 
Bashan and Giwead, as in t-the days of owd. 

7:15 Accowding to t-the days of thy coming out of t-the wand of Egypt wiww 
I s-shew u-unto him mawvewwous things. 

7:16 The nyations shaww s-see and be confounded a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw might: they 
shaww way theiw hand upon theiw mouth, theiw eaws shaww be deaf. 

7:17 They shaww wick t-the dust w-wike a s-sewpent, they shaww move out of 
theiw o(≧▽≦)o h-howes w-wike wowms of t-the eawth: they shaww be afwaid of t-the WOWD 
ouw G-God, and shaww f-feaw because of thee. 

7:18 Who is a God w-wike u-unto thee, that pawdonyeth inyiquity, and passeth 
by t-the twansgwession of t-the wemnyant of his hewitage? he wetainyeth nyot 
his angew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, because he (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth in mewcy. 

xDD 7-7:19 He wiww tuwn again, he wiww have compassion upon us; he wiww 
subdue ouw inyiquities; and t-thou wiwt cast (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw s-sins into t-the 
depths of t-the sea. 

7:20 T-Thou wiwt pewfowm t-the twuth to Jacob, and t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy to A-Abwaham, 
which t-thou hast swown u-unto ouw f-fathews fwom t-the days of owd. 




Nyahum 


1:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of Nyinyeveh. The book of t-the vision of Nyahum t-the E-Ewkoshite. 

1:2 God is jeawous, and t-the WOWD wevengeth; t-the WOWD w-wevengeth, and is 
fuwious; t-the WOWD wiww o(>ω<)o t-take vengeance on his advewsawies, and he 
wesewveth wwath (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his enyemies. 

1:3 The WOWD is swow to angew, and gweat in p-powew, and wiww nyot a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
acquit t-the wicked: t-the WOWD hath his w-way in t-the whiwwwind and in t-the 
stowm, and t-the cwouds awe t-the dust of his feet. 

1:4 He webuketh t-the sea, and m-maketh it dwy, and dwieth up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wivews: Bashan wanguisheth, and Cawmew, and t-the fwowew of Webanyon 
w-wanguisheth. 

1:5 The mountains q-quake a-at him, and t-the hiwws mewt, and t-the eawth is 
buwnyed a-at his pwesence, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the wowwd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dweww thewein. 

1-1:6 Who c-can stand befowe his i-indignyation? and who c-can abide in t-the 
fiewcenyess of his (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-angew? his fuwy is pouwed out w-wike f-fiwe, and t-the 
wocks awe thwown down by h-him. 

1:7 The WOWD is g-good, a stwong h-howd in t-the day of twoubwe; and he 
k-knyoweth t-them that t-twust in h-him. 

1:8 But with an ovewwunnying fwood he wiww make an uttew end of t-the 
pwace t-theweof, and dawknyess shaww puwsue his enyemies. 

1-1:9 What (^-^*)/ d-do ye imaginye against t-the WOWD? he wiww make an uttew end: 
affwiction shaww nyot (☆ω☆) w-wise up t-the second ^w^ t-time. 

1:10 Fow whiwe they be fowden togethew as thowns, and whiwe they awe 
dwunken as dwunkawds, they shaww be devouwed as s-stubbwe fuwwy dwy. 

1:11 Thewe is onye come out of thee, that imaginyeth eviw against t-the 
WOWD, a wicked counsewwow. 

1:12 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; Though they be quiet, and wikewise many, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
thus shaww they be cut down, when he shaww pass thwough. Though I have 
affwicted thee, I wiww affwict thee nyo mowe. 

1:13 Fow nyow wiww I bweak his ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke fwom off thee, and wiww buwst thy 
bonds in sundew. 

1:14 And t-the WOWD hath given a commandment c-concewnying thee, that nyo 
mowe of thy nyame be sown: out of t-the house of thy gods wiww I cut off 
t-the gwaven i-image and t-the mowten image: I wiww make thy gwave; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou 
awt viwe. 

1:15 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd upon t-the mountains t-the feet of him that bwingeth g-good 
tidings, that pubwisheth peace! O-O Judah, keep thy sowemn feasts, 
pewfowm thy vows: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wicked shaww nyo mowe pass thwough thee; he 
is u-uttewwy cut off. 

2:1 He that dasheth in pieces is come up befowe thy f-face: keep t-the 
(-ω-、) m-munyition, watch t-the way, make thy woins stwong, fowtify thy p-powew 
m-mightiwy. 

2:2 Fow t-the WOWD hath (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away t-the excewwency of Jacob, as t-the 
excewwency of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the emptiews have emptied t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and 
mawwed theiw vinye bwanches. 

2-2:3 The shiewd of his mighty men is m-made wed, t-the v-vawiant men awe in 
scawwet: t-the chawiots shaww be with fwaming towches in t-the day of his 
p-pwepawation, and t-the fiw twees shaww be tewwibwy shaken. 

2:4 The chawiots shaww wage in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, they shaww justwe onye 
against anyothew in t-the bwoad ways: they shaww seem w-wike towches, they 
shaww w-wun w-wike t-the wightnyings. 

2-2:5 He shaww wecount his w-wowthies: they shaww stumbwe in theiw wawk; 
they shaww make haste to t-the waww t-theweof, and t-the defence shaww be 
pwepawed. 

2:6 The gates of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews shaww be openyed, and t-the pawace shaww be 
d-dissowved. 

2-2:7 And Huzzab shaww be w-wed away captive, she shaww be b-bwought up, and 
hew maids shaww wead hew as with t-the voice of doves, tabewing upon 
theiw bweasts. 

2:8 But Nyinyeveh is of o-owd w-wike a poow of watew: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they shaww fwee 
away. 

S-Stand, stand, shaww they cwy; but nyonye shaww wook back. 

2-2:9 Take ye t-the spoiw of s-siwvew, o(>ω<)o t-take t-the spoiw of gowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyonye end of t-the stowe and gwowy out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pweasant fuwnyituwe. 

2:10 She is e-empty, and void, and waste: and t-the heawt mewteth, and t-the 
k-knyees smite togethew, and m-much pain is in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-woins, and t-the faces of 
t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gathew bwacknyess. 

2-2:11 Whewe is t-the dwewwing of t-the wions, and t-the feedingpwace of t-the 
young wions, whewe t-the wion, even t-the o-owd wion, wawked, and t-the wion's 
(>_<) w-whewp, and nyonye m-made t-them afwaid? 2:12 The w-wion did teaw in pieces 
e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his whewps, and stwangwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wionyesses, and fiwwed his 
o(≧▽≦)o h-howes with pwey, and his dens with wavin. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Behowd, I am against thee, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and I wiww 
buwn hew chawiots in t-the smoke, and t-the s-swowd shaww devouw thy young 
wions: and I wiww cut off thy pwey fwom t-the eawth, and t-the voice of 
thy m-messengews shaww nyo mowe be h-heawd. 

3-3:1 Woe to t-the bwoody city! it is (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fuww of wies and wobbewy; t-the 
pwey depawteth n-nyot; 3:2 The (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a whip, and t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of t-the 
(*^.^*) w-wattwing of t-the wheews, and of t-the pwansing howses, and of t-the jumping 
c-chawiots. 

3-3:3 The h-howseman wifteth up both t-the bwight s-swowd and t-the (*・ω・)ﾉ g-gwittewing 
s-speaw: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a muwtitude of swain, and a gweat (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of 
cawcases; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye end of theiw (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *shuffles closer* c-cowpses; they stumbwe upon 
theiw cowpses: 3:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of t-the muwtitude of t-the whowedoms of t-the 
wewwfavouwed h-hawwot, t-the mistwess of witchcwafts, that sewweth nyations 
thwough hew whowedoms, and famiwies thwough hew w-witchcwafts. 

3:5 Behowd, I am against thee, saith t-the WOWD of hosts; and I wiww 
discovew thy (=^‥^=) s-skiwts upon thy face, and I wiww s-shew t-the nyations thy 
n-nyakednyess, and t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms thy shame. 

3-3:6 And I wiww cast abominyabwe fiwth upon thee, and make thee viwe, 
and wiww s-set thee as a gazingstock. 

3:7 And it shaww come to pass, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that wook upon thee shaww 
fwee fwom thee, and say, Nyinyeveh is w-waid waste: who wiww bemoan h-hew? 
whence shaww I seek comfowtews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee? 3:8 Awt t-thou bettew than 
popuwous Nyo, that w-was s-situate among t-the wivews, that h-had t-the watews 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about it, whose wampawt w-was t-the sea, and hew waww w-was fwom t-the 
sea? 3-3:9 E-Ethiopia and Egypt wewe hew stwength, and it w-was infinyite; 
Put and W-Wubim wewe thy h-hewpews. 

3:10 Y-Yet w-was she cawwied away, she went into captivity: hew young 
chiwdwen awso wewe dashed in pieces a-at t-the top of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stweets: and 
they cast wots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew honyouwabwe men, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew gweat men wewe 
b-bound in (*^.^*) c-chains. 

3:11 T-Thou awso shawt be dwunken: t-thou shawt be hid, t-thou awso shawt 
seek stwength because of t-the enyemy. 

3:12 Aww thy stwong howds shaww be w-wike fig twees with t-the fiwstwipe 
figs: if they be s-shaken, they shaww even faww into t-the mouth of t-the 
e-eatew. 

3:13 Behowd, thy peopwe in t-the m-midst of thee awe (-ω-、) w-women: t-the gates of 
thy wand shaww be s-set wide open u-unto thinye e-enyemies: t-the fiwe shaww 
devouw thy baws. 

3:14 Dwaw thee watews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-siege, fowtify thy stwong howds: go into 
c-cway, and twead t-the mowtew, make stwong t-the b-bwickkiwn. 

3:15 Thewe shaww t-the fiwe devouw thee; t-the s-swowd shaww cut thee off, 
it shaww e-eat thee up w-wike t-the cankewwowm: make t-thysewf many as t-the 
cankewwowm, make t-thysewf many as t-the wocusts. 

3:16 T-Thou hast m-muwtipwied thy mewchants a-above t-the staws of heaven: t-the 
cankewwowm spoiweth, and fweeth away. 

3:17 Thy c-cwownyed awe as t-the wocusts, and thy captains as t-the gweat 
gwasshoppews, which camp in t-the hedges in t-the cowd day, but when t-the 
sun awiseth they fwee away, and theiw pwace is nyot knyown whewe they 
awe. 

3:18 Thy shephewds (　･ω･)☞ s-swumbew, O-O king of Assywia: thy nyobwes shaww dweww 
in t-the dust: thy peopwe is scattewed upon t-the mountains, and nyo man 
gatheweth them. 

3:19 Thewe is nyo (☆ω☆) h-heawing of thy bwuise; thy wound is gwievous: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that h-heaw t-the bwuit of thee shaww cwap t-the h-hands o-ovew t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow upon 
whom hath nyot thy w-wickednyess passed (^人^) c-continyuawwy? 




H-Habakkuk 


1:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden which H-Habakkuk t-the pwophet did see. 

1:2 O-O WOWD, how wong shaww I cwy, and t-thou wiwt nyot heaw! even (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out 
u-unto thee of viowence, and t-thou wiwt nyot save! 1:3 Why d-dost t-thou s-shew 
m-me inyiquity, and c-cause m-me to (x_x)V b-behowd g-gwievance? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-spoiwing and 
viowence awe befowe me: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe that w-waise up stwife and 
contention. 

1:4 Thewefowe t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is swacked, and j-judgment doth nyevew go fowth: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wicked doth compass about t-the w-wighteous; thewefowe w-wwong 
j-judgment pwoceedeth. 

1:5 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd ye among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and wegawd, and wondew m-mawvewouswy: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww wowk a wowk in youw days which ye wiww nyot b-bewieve, t-though 
it be towd you. 

1-1:6 Fow, wo, I w-waise up t-the C-Chawdeans, that bittew and hasty nyation, 
which shaww m-mawch thwough t-the bweadth of t-the wand, to possess t-the 
dwewwingpwaces that awe nyot theiw's. 

1:7 They awe t-tewwibwe and dweadfuw: theiw j-judgment and theiw dignyity 
shaww pwoceed of themsewves. 

1:8 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw howses awso awe swiftew than t-the weopawds, and awe mowe 
fiewce than t-the evenying wowves: and theiw howsemen shaww spwead 
themsewves, and theiw howsemen shaww come fwom faw; they shaww fwy as 
t-the eagwe that hasteth to eat. 

1-1:9 They shaww come (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow viowence: theiw faces shaww sup up as t-the 
east wind, and they shaww gathew t-the captivity as t-the sand. 

1:10 And they shaww s-scoff a-at t-the kings, and t-the pwinces shaww be a 
s-scown u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: they shaww dewide {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stwong howd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww 
heap dust, and o(>ω<)o t-take it. 

1:11 T-Then shaww his mind change, and he shaww pass ovew, and offend, 
imputing this his p-powew u-unto his god. 

1:12 Awt t-thou nyot fwom evewwasting, O-O WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, minye Howy Onye? we 
shaww nyot die. O-O WOWD, t-thou hast o-owdainyed t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow judgment; and, O-O 
mighty G-God, t-thou hast estabwished t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cowwection. 

1:13 T-Thou awt of puwew eyes than to (x_x)V b-behowd eviw, and c-canst nyot wook on 
i-inyiquity: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe uWu w-wookest t-thou upon t-them that d-deaw tweachewouswy, 
and howdest thy tongue when t-the wicked devouweth t-the man that is mowe 
wighteous than o(>< )o h-he? 1:14 And makest men as t-the fishes of t-the sea, as 
t-the c-cweeping things, that have nyo wuwew o-ovew them? 1:15 They o(>ω<)o t-take up 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of t-them with t-the angwe, they catch t-them in theiw nyet, and gathew 
t-them in theiw dwag: thewefowe they wejoice and awe g-gwad. 

1:16 Thewefowe they sacwifice u-unto theiw nyet, and buwn i-incense u-unto 
theiw dwag; because by t-them theiw powtion is fat, and theiw meat 
pwenteous. 

1:17 Shaww they thewefowe empty theiw nyet, and nyot spawe continyuawwy 
to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the nyations? 2:1 I wiww stand upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my watch, and s-set m-me upon 
t-the towew, and wiww watch to s-see what he wiww say u-unto me, and what I 
shaww answew when I am wepwoved. 

2:2 And t-the WOWD answewed me, and said, Wwite t-the vision, and make it 
pwain upon tabwes, that he may w-wun that weadeth it. 

2-2:3 Fow t-the vision is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an appointed time, but a-at t-the end it 
shaww speak, and nyot wie: t-though it tawwy, wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it; because it 
wiww suwewy come, it wiww nyot ~(>_<~) *hugs tightly* t-tawwy. 

2:4 Behowd, his souw which is w-wifted up is nyot upwight in him: but t-the 
just shaww wive by his faith. 

2-2:5 Y-Yea awso, because he t-twansgwesseth by winye, he is a pwoud ^.^ m-man, 
nyeithew keepeth a-at home, who enwawgeth his d-desiwe as heww, and is as 
d-death, and c-cannyot be satisfied, but gatheweth u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, 
and heapeth u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe: 2:6 Shaww nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these o(>ω<)o t-take up a 
pawabwe against him, and a taunting pwovewb against him, and say, Woe 
to him that incweaseth that which is nyot his! how wong? and to him 
that w-wadeth himsewf with thick c-cway! 2-2:7 Shaww they nyot (☆ω☆) w-wise up 
suddenwy that shaww bite thee, and awake that shaww v-vex thee, and t-thou 
shawt be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow booties u-unto them? 2:8 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast spoiwed many 
n-nyations, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of t-the peopwe shaww spoiw thee; because of 
men's bwood, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the viowence of t-the wand, of t-the city, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that dweww thewein. 

2-2:9 Woe to him that c-coveteth an eviw covetousnyess to his h-house, that 
he may s-set his (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) n-nyest on high, that he may be dewivewed fwom t-the p-powew 
of e-eviw! 2:10 T-Thou hast c-consuwted shame to thy house by cutting off 
many p-peopwe, and hast sinnyed against thy souw. 

2-2:11 Fow t-the stonye shaww (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy out of t-the waww, and t-the b-beam out of t-the 
timbew shaww answew it. 

2:12 Woe to him that buiwdeth a t-town with bwood, and s-stabwisheth a 
city by x3 i-inyiquity! (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Behowd, is it nyot of t-the WOWD of hosts that 
t-the peopwe shaww wabouw in t-the vewy f-fiwe, and t-the peopwe shaww weawy 
themsewves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vewy vanyity? 2:14 Fow t-the eawth shaww be fiwwed with 
t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the gwowy of t-the WOWD, as t-the watews covew t-the sea. 

2:15 Woe u-unto him that giveth his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw dwink, that puttest thy 
bottwe to him, and makest him dwunken awso, that t-thou mayest wook on 
theiw nyakednyess! 2:16 T-Thou awt fiwwed with shame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gwowy: dwink 
t-thou awso, and wet thy foweskin be uncovewed: t-the cup of t-the WOWD's 
wight hand shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto thee, and shamefuw spewing shaww be on 
thy gwowy. 

2:17 Fow t-the viowence of Webanyon shaww covew thee, and t-the spoiw of 
beasts, which m-made t-them afwaid, because of men's bwood, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
viowence of t-the wand, of t-the city, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dweww thewein. 

2:18 What pwofiteth t-the gwaven i-image that t-the makew theweof hath 
gwaven it; t-the mowten image, and a teachew of w-wies, that t-the makew of 
his wowk t-twusteth thewein, to make dumb idows? 2:19 Woe u-unto him that 
saith to t-the wood, A-Awake; to t-the dumb stonye, Awise, it shaww t-teach! 
Behowd, it is w-waid o-ovew with gowd and s-siwvew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo bweath 
a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in t-the m-midst of it. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 But t-the WOWD is in his h-howy tempwe: wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth keep 
siwence befowe h-him. 

3-3:1 A-A pwayew of H-Habakkuk t-the pwophet upon S-Shigionyoth. 

3:2 O-O WOWD, I have heawd thy s-speech, and w-was afwaid: O-O WOWD, w-wevive 
thy wowk in t-the m-midst of t-the yeaws, in t-the m-midst of t-the yeaws make 
k-knyown; in wwath (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew mewcy. 

3-3:3 God came fwom T-Teman, and t-the Howy Onye fwom mount Pawan. Sewah. His 
gwowy covewed t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and t-the eawth w-was f-fuww of his pwaise. 

3:4 And his bwightnyess w-was as t-the wight; he h-had howns coming out of 
his hand: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was t-the :3 h-hiding of his powew. 

3:5 Befowe him went t-the pestiwence, and b-buwnying coaws went fowth a-at 
his feet. 

3-3:6 He stood, and measuwed t-the eawth: he behewd, and (o_O)! d-dwove asundew t-the 
nyations; and t-the evewwasting mountains wewe scattewed, t-the pewpetuaw 
hiwws did ♡(｡- ω -) *looks at you* b-bow: his ways awe evewwasting. 

3:7 I saw t-the tents of :33 C-Cushan in a-affwiction: and t-the cuwtains of t-the 
wand of Midian did t-twembwe. 

3:8 Was t-the WOWD d-dispweased against t-the wivews? w-was thinye angew 
against t-the wivews? w-was thy wwath against t-the sea, that t-thou didst 
wide upon thinye howses and thy chawiots of sawvation? 3-3:9 Thy bow w-was 
m-made quite nyaked, a-accowding to t-the oaths of t-the t-twibes, even thy wowd. 
Sewah. T-Thou didst cweave t-the eawth with wivews. 

3:10 The mountains saw thee, and they twembwed: t-the ovewfwowing of t-the 
w-watew passed by: t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep uttewed his voice, and w-wifted up his h-hands 
on high. 

3:11 The sun and moon s-stood stiww in theiw habitation: a-at t-the wight of 
thinye awwows they went, and a-at t-the shinying of thy (*・ω・)ﾉ g-gwittewing speaw. 

3:12 T-Thou didst m-mawch thwough t-the wand in i-indignyation, t-thou didst 
t-thwesh t-the heathen in angew. 

3:13 T-Thou wentest fowth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sawvation of thy p-peopwe, even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
sawvation with thinye ต(=ω=)ต a-anyointed; t-thou w-woundedst t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head out of t-the 
house of t-the w-wicked, by discovewing t-the f-foundation u-unto t-the nyeck. 
Sewah. 

3:14 T-Thou didst stwike thwough with his staves t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of his 
viwwages: they came out as a whiwwwind to scattew me: theiw w-wejoicing 
w-was as to devouw t-the poow secwetwy. 

3:15 T-Thou didst wawk thwough t-the sea with thinye howses, thwough t-the 
heap of gweat watews. 

3:16 When I heawd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewwy twembwed; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wips quivewed a-at t-the voice: 
wottennyess entewed into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonyes, and I twembwed in mysewf, that I 
m-might w-west in t-the day of t-twoubwe: when he cometh up u-unto t-the p-peopwe, 
he wiww (ノωヽ) i-invade t-them with his twoops. 

3:17 Awthough t-the fig twee shaww nyot b-bwossom, nyeithew shaww fwuit be 
in t-the vinyes; t-the wabouw of t-the owive shaww faiw, and t-the fiewds shaww 
yiewd nyo meat; t-the fwock shaww be cut off fwom t-the f-fowd, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be nyo hewd in t-the stawws: 3:18 Y-Yet I wiww wejoice in t-the WOWD, I 
wiww joy in t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sawvation. 

3:19 The WOWD God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength, and he wiww make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet w-wike \(★ω★)/ h-hinds' 
feet, and he wiww make m-me to wawk upon minye high pwaces. To t-the chief 
singew on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-stwinged instwuments. 




Zephanyiah 


1:1 The wowd of t-the WOWD which came u-unto Zephanyiah t-the son of Cushi, 
t-the son of G-Gedawiah, t-the son of Amawiah, t-the son of H-Hizkiah, in t-the 
days of Josiah t-the son of A-Amon, king of J-Judah. 

1:2 I wiww u-uttewwy consume (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things fwom off t-the wand, saith t-the 
WOWD. 

1:3 I wiww consume man and (´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; I wiww consume t-the f-fowws of t-the 
heaven, and t-the fishes of t-the sea, and t-the stumbwing bwocks with t-the 
wicked: and I wiww cut off man fwom off t-the wand, saith t-the WOWD. 

1:4 I wiww awso s-stwetch out minye hand upon Judah, and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
i-inhabitants of Jewusawem; and I wiww cut off t-the wemnyant of Baaw fwom 
this pwace, and t-the nyame of t-the Chemawims with t-the pwiests; 1:5 And 
t-them that w-wowship t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven upon t-the h-housetops; and t-them that 
w-wowship and that sweaw by t-the WOWD, and that sweaw by Mawcham; 1-1:6 And 
t-them that awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back fwom t-the WOWD; and those that have nyot 
sought t-the WOWD, (=`ω´=) n-nyow enquiwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

1:7 Howd thy peace a-at t-the pwesence of t-the Wowd GOD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day of t-the 
WOWD is a-at hand: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD hath pwepawed a sacwifice, he hath bid 
his guests. 

1:8 And it shaww come to pass in t-the day of t-the WOWD's sacwifice, that 
I wiww punyish t-the pwinces, and t-the king's c-chiwdwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such as 
awe cwothed with s-stwange appawew. 

1-1:9 In t-the same day awso wiww I punyish (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those that weap on t-the 
t-thweshowd, which fiww theiw mastews' houses with viowence and deceit. 

1:10 And it shaww come to pass in that day, saith t-the WOWD, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy fwom t-the fish gate, and an h-howwing fwom 
t-the second, and a gweat cwashing fwom t-the hiwws. 

1:11 Howw, ye i-inhabitants of Maktesh, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the m-mewchant peopwe awe 
cut down; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that beaw s-siwvew awe cut off. 

1:12 And it shaww come to pass a-at that time, that I wiww s-seawch 
Jewusawem with candwes, and punyish t-the men that awe settwed on theiw 
wees: that say in theiw heawt, The WOWD wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, nyeithew wiww 
he (^-^*)/ d-do \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

1:13 Thewefowe theiw goods shaww become a booty, and theiw houses a 
desowation: they shaww awso buiwd houses, but nyot i-inhabit t-them; and 
they shaww pwant vinyeyawds, but nyot dwink t-the winye t-theweof. 

1:14 The gweat day of t-the WOWD is nyeaw, it is nyeaw, and hasteth 
g-gweatwy, even t-the voice of t-the day of t-the WOWD: t-the mighty man shaww 
(＞ｍ＜) c-cwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe bittewwy. 

1:15 That day is a day of wwath, a day of twoubwe and distwess, a day 
of wastenyess and desowation, a day of dawknyess and gwoominyess, a day 
of cwouds and thick dawknyess, 1:16 A-A day of t-the twumpet and a-awawm 
against t-the f-fenced cities, and against t-the high towews. 

1:17 And I wiww bwing d-distwess upon men, that they shaww wawk w-wike 
bwind men, because they have sinnyed against t-the WOWD: and theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
shaww be pouwed out as dust, and theiw fwesh as t-the d-dung. 

1:18 N-Nyeithew theiw s-siwvew (=`ω´=) n-nyow theiw gowd shaww be abwe to d-dewivew t-them 
in t-the day of t-the WOWD's w-wwath; but t-the w-whowe wand shaww be devouwed 
by t-the fiwe of his jeawousy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww make even a s-speedy (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-widdance 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that dweww in t-the wand. 

2:1 Gathew youwsewves togethew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, gathew togethew, O-O nyation nyot 
desiwed; 2:2 Befowe t-the decwee bwing fowth, befowe t-the day pass as t-the 
chaff, befowe t-the fiewce angew of t-the WOWD come upon y-you, befowe t-the 
day of t-the WOWD's angew come upon you. 

2-2:3 S-Seek ye t-the WOWD, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye meek of t-the eawth, which have wwought his 
judgment; seek wighteousnyess, seek meeknyess: it may be ye shaww be hid 
in t-the day of t-the WOWD's angew. 

2:4 Fow Gaza shaww be fowsaken, and Ashkewon a desowation: they shaww 
dwive out Ashdod a-at t-the nyoon day, and (⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon shaww be (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

2-2:5 Woe u-unto t-the i-inhabitants of t-the sea coast, t-the nyation of t-the 
C-Chewethites! t-the wowd of t-the WOWD is against you; O-O C-Canyaan, t-the wand 
of t-the Phiwistinyes, I wiww even d-destwoy thee, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo 
i-inhabitant. 

2:6 And t-the sea coast shaww be dwewwings and c-cottages (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow shephewds, 
and fowds (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwocks. 

2-2:7 And t-the coast shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemnyant of t-the house of Judah; they 
shaww feed theweupon: in t-the houses of Ashkewon shaww they w-wie down in 
t-the evenying: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD theiw God shaww v-visit t-them, and tuwn away 
theiw captivity. 

2:8 I have heawd t-the wepwoach of M-Moab, and t-the w-weviwings of t-the 
chiwdwen of Ammon, wheweby they have wepwoached o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and 
m-magnyified themsewves against theiw bowdew. 

2-2:9 Thewefowe as I wive, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, t-the God of I-Iswaew, 
S-Suwewy Moab shaww be as Sodom, and t-the chiwdwen of Ammon as Gomowwah, 
even t-the bweeding of nyettwes, and sawtpits, and a pewpetuaw 
desowation: t-the wesidue of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww spoiw t-them, and t-the wemnyant 
of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe shaww possess them. 

2:10 This shaww they have (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw pwide, because they have 
wepwoached and m-magnyified themsewves against t-the peopwe of t-the WOWD of 
hosts. 

2-2:11 The WOWD wiww be t-tewwibwe u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he wiww f-famish (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
gods of t-the eawth; and men shaww w-wowship him, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye fwom his 
pwace, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the iswes of t-the heathen. 

2:12 Ye Ethiopians awso, ye shaww be s-swain by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my swowd. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And he wiww s-stwetch out his hand against t-the nyowth, and d-destwoy 
Assywia; and wiww make Nyinyeveh a desowation, and dwy w-wike a 
wiwdewnyess. 

2:14 And f-fwocks shaww w-wie down in t-the m-midst of hew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts of 
t-the n-nyations: both t-the cowmowant and t-the bittewn shaww wodge in t-the 
(--_--) u-uppew wintews of it; theiw voice shaww sing in t-the windows; desowation 
shaww be in t-the thweshowds; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww uncovew t-the cedaw wowk. 

2:15 This is t-the w-wejoicing city that d-dwewt cawewesswy, that said in 
hew heawt, I am, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye beside me: how is she become a 
desowation, a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow b-beasts to w-wie down in! {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that passeth 
by hew shaww hiss, and wag his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

3-3:1 Woe to hew that is fiwthy and powwuted, to t-the oppwessing city! 
3:2 She obeyed nyot t-the v-voice; she weceived nyot cowwection; she twusted 
nyot in t-the WOWD; she dwew nyot (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to hew God. 

3-3:3 Hew pwinces within hew awe woawing wions; hew ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges awe evenying 
w-wowves; they gnyaw nyot t-the bonyes tiww t-the mowwow. 

3:4 Hew pwophets awe wight and t-tweachewous pewsons: hew pwiests have 
powwuted t-the s-sanctuawy, they have donye viowence to t-the waw. 

3:5 The just WOWD is in t-the m-midst t-theweof; he wiww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do i-inyiquity: 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mownying doth he bwing his j-judgment to wight, he faiweth n-nyot; but 
t-the unjust k-knyoweth nyo shame. 

3-3:6 I have cut off t-the n-nyations: theiw towews awe d-desowate; I m-made 
theiw s-stweets waste, that nyonye passeth by: theiw c-cities awe destwoyed, 
so that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo ^.^ m-man, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye i-inhabitant. 

3:7 I said, S-Suwewy t-thou wiwt f-feaw me, t-thou wiwt weceive instwuction; 
so theiw dwewwing shouwd nyot be cut off, howsoevew I punyished (=`ω´=) t-them: 
but they w-wose e-eawwy, and c-cowwupted (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw doings. 

3:8 Thewefowe wait ye upon me, saith t-the WOWD, untiw t-the day that I 
(☆ω☆) w-wise up to t-the pwey: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my detewminyation is to gathew t-the n-nyations, 
that I may assembwe t-the kingdoms, to p-pouw upon t-them minye i-indignyation, 
even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiewce angew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth shaww be devouwed with t-the 
fiwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jeawousy. 

3-3:9 Fow t-then wiww I tuwn to t-the peopwe a puwe wanguage, that they may 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww caww upon t-the nyame of t-the WOWD, to sewve him with onye consent. 

3:10 Fwom beyond t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of E-Ethiopia o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (o･ω･o) s-suppwiants, even t-the 
daughtew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dispewsed, shaww bwing minye o(>< )o o-offewing. 

3:11 In that day shawt t-thou nyot be a-ashamed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy doings, whewein 
t-thou hast twansgwessed against me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away out of 
t-the m-midst of thee t-them that wejoice in thy pwide, and t-thou shawt nyo 
mowe be haughty because of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-howy mountain. 

3:12 I wiww awso weave in t-the m-midst of thee an affwicted and poow 
p-peopwe, and they shaww t-twust in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD. 

3:13 The wemnyant of Iswaew shaww nyot (^-^*)/ d-do inyiquity, (=`ω´=) n-nyow speak w-wies; 
nyeithew shaww a deceitfuw tongue be f-found in theiw m-mouth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
shaww feed and w-wie down, and nyonye shaww make t-them afwaid. 

3:14 Sing, O-O daughtew of Zion; shout, O-O I-Iswaew; be gwad and wejoice 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heawt, O-O daughtew of Jewusawem. 

3:15 The WOWD hath taken away thy judgments, he hath cast out thinye 
e-enyemy: t-the king of I-Iswaew, even t-the WOWD, is in t-the m-midst of t-thee: 
t-thou shawt nyot s-see eviw any mowe. 

3:16 In that day it shaww be said to J-Jewusawem, Feaw t-thou nyot: and to 
Zion, Wet nyot thinye h-hands be s-swack. 

3:17 The WOWD thy God in t-the m-midst of thee is m-mighty; he wiww save, he 
wiww wejoice o-ovew thee with j-joy; he wiww w-west in his wove, he wiww joy 
o-ovew thee with s-singing. 

3:18 I wiww gathew t-them that awe sowwowfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sowemn assembwy, 
who awe of thee, to whom t-the wepwoach of it w-was a b-buwden. 

3:19 Behowd, a-at that time I wiww undo (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that affwict t-thee: and I 
wiww s-save hew that hawteth, and gathew hew that w-was dwiven out; and I 
wiww get t-them pwaise and f-fame in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wand whewe they have b-been put 
to shame. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time wiww I bwing you again, even in t-the time that I 
gathew you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww make you a nyame and a pwaise among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe 
of t-the eawth, when I tuwn back youw captivity befowe youw eyes, 
saith t-the WOWD. 




Haggai 


1:1 In t-the second yeaw of Dawius t-the king, in t-the sixth m-month, in t-the 
fiwst day of t-the m-month, came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by Haggai t-the 
pwophet u-unto (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, govewnyow of Judah, and 
to Joshua t-the son of Josedech, t-the high pwiest, s-saying, 1:2 T-Thus 
s-speaketh t-the WOWD of hosts, s-saying, This peopwe say, The time is nyot 
come, t-the time that t-the WOWD's house shouwd be buiwt. 

1:3 T-Then came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by Haggai t-the pwophet, s-saying, 1:4 
Is it time (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, O-O ye, to dweww in youw ciewed houses, and this 
house w-wie ^w^ w-waste? 1:5 Nyow thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; 
Considew youw w-ways. 

1-1:6 Ye have sown ^w^ m-much, and bwing in wittwe; ye eat, but ye have nyot 
enyough; ye dwink, but ye awe nyot fiwwed with dwink; ye cwothe y-you, but 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye wawm; and he that eawnyeth wages eawnyeth wages to put it 
into a bag with howes. 

1:7 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Considew youw w-ways. 

1:8 Go up to t-the mountain, and bwing wood, and buiwd t-the h-house; and I 
wiww o(>ω<)o t-take pweasuwe in it, and I wiww be g-gwowified, saith t-the WOWD. 

1-1:9 Ye wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^w^ m-much, and, wo it came to wittwe; and when ye b-bwought 
it home, I did b-bwow upon it. Why? saith t-the WOWD of hosts. (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of 
minye house that is waste, and ye w-wun {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man u-unto his own house. 

1:10 Thewefowe t-the heaven o-ovew you is stayed fwom d-dew, and t-the eawth 
is stayed fwom hew fwuit. 

1:11 And I cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a d-dwought upon t-the wand, and upon t-the mountains, 
and upon t-the cown, and upon t-the nyew winye, and upon t-the oiw, and upon 
that which t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound bwingeth fowth, and upon men, and upon cattwe, 
and upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wabouw of t-the hands. 

1:12 T-Then (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, and Joshua t-the son of 
Josedech, t-the high pwiest, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of t-the p-peopwe, obeyed 
t-the voice of t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and t-the w-wowds of Haggai t-the pwophet, 
as t-the WOWD theiw God h-had sent him, and t-the peopwe did f-feaw befowe t-the 
WOWD. 

1:13 T-Then spake Haggai t-the WOWD's messengew in t-the WOWD's message u-unto 
t-the p-peopwe, s-saying, I am with y-you, saith t-the WOWD. 

1:14 And t-the WOWD stiwwed up t-the spiwit of (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of 
S-Sheawtiew, govewnyow of Judah, and t-the spiwit of Joshua t-the son of 
Josedech, t-the high pwiest, and t-the spiwit of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wemnyant of t-the 
peopwe; and they came and did wowk in t-the house of t-the WOWD of hosts, 
theiw G-God, 1:15 In t-the fouw and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the sixth m-month, in 
t-the second yeaw of Dawius t-the king. 

2:1 In t-the seventh m-month, in t-the onye and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the m-month, 
came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by t-the pwophet Haggai, s-saying, 2:2 Speak nyow 
to (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, govewnyow of Judah, and to Joshua 
t-the son of Josedech, t-the high pwiest, and to t-the wesidue of t-the 
p-peopwe, s-saying, 2-2:3 Who is weft among you that saw this house in hew 
fiwst gwowy? and how (^-^*)/ d-do ye s-see it nyow? is it nyot in youw eyes in 
c-compawison of it as n-nyothing? 2:4 Y-Yet nyow be stwong, O-O Z-Zewubbabew, 
saith t-the WOWD; and be stwong, O-O Joshua, son of Josedech, t-the high 
pwiest; and be stwong, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye peopwe of t-the wand, saith t-the WOWD, and 
wowk: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am with y-you, saith t-the WOWD of h-hosts: 2-2:5 Accowding to t-the 
wowd that I covenyanted with you when ye came out of Egypt, so o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
spiwit wemainyeth among you: f-feaw ye n-nyot. 

2:6 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Y-Yet once, it is a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, 
and I wiww s-shake t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and t-the eawth, and t-the sea, and t-the dwy 
wand; 2-2:7 And I wiww s-shake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, and t-the d-desiwe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations 
shaww c-come: and I wiww fiww this house with gwowy, saith t-the WOWD of 
hosts. 

2:8 The s-siwvew is minye, and t-the gowd is minye, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

2-2:9 The gwowy of this wattew house shaww be gweatew than of t-the 
fowmew, saith t-the WOWD of h-hosts: and in this pwace wiww I g-give p-peace, 
saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

2:10 In t-the fouw and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the nyinth m-month, in t-the second 
yeaw of {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, came t-the wowd of t-the WOWD by Haggai t-the pwophet, 
s-saying, 2-2:11 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Ask nyow t-the pwiests 
c-concewnying t-the w-waw, s-saying, 2:12 If onye beaw h-howy fwesh in t-the skiwt 
of his gawment, and with his skiwt (^-^*)/ d-do touch bwead, ow pottage, ow 
winye, ow oiw, ow any m-meat, shaww it be howy? And t-the pwiests answewed 
and said, Nyo. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 T-Then said Haggai, If onye that is uncwean by a dead body touch any 
of these, shaww it be uncwean? And t-the pwiests answewed and said, I-It 
shaww be uncwean. 

2:14 T-Then answewed Haggai, and said, S-So is this p-peopwe, and so is this 
nyation befowe me, saith t-the WOWD; and so is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowk of theiw hands; 
and that which they offew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is uncwean. 

2:15 And n-nyow, I p-pway y-you, considew fwom this day and upwawd, fwom 
befowe a stonye w-was w-waid upon a stonye in t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD: 2:16 
Since those days (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, when onye came to an heap of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty measuwes, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe but ten: when onye came to t-the pwessfat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to d-dwaw out 
fifty vessews out of t-the pwess, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe but twenty. 

2:17 I smote you with bwasting and with miwdew and with haiw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the wabouws of youw hands; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ye (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed nyot to me, saith t-the WOWD. 

2:18 Considew nyow fwom this day and upwawd, fwom t-the fouw and 
(´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the nyinth m-month, even fwom t-the day that t-the 
f-foundation of t-the WOWD's tempwe w-was waid, considew it. 

2:19 Is t-the seed (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in t-the bawn? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the vinye, and t-the fig 
twee, and t-the pomegwanyate, and t-the owive twee, hath nyot b-bwought fowth: 
fwom this day wiww I bwess you. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Haggai in t-the fouw and 
(´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the m-month, s-saying, 2:21 Speak to Z-Zewubbabew, govewnyow 
of Judah, s-saying, I wiww s-shake t-the h-heavens and t-the eawth; 2:22 And I 
wiww ovewthwow t-the t-thwonye of kingdoms, and I wiww d-destwoy t-the stwength 
of t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; and I wiww ovewthwow t-the c-chawiots, and 
those that wide in t-them; and t-the howses and theiw widews shaww come 
down, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye by t-the s-swowd of his bwothew. 

2:23 In that day, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, wiww I o(>ω<)o t-take thee, O-O 
Z-Zewubbabew, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, t-the son of S-Sheawtiew, saith t-the WOWD, and wiww 
make thee as a signyet: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have chosen thee, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 




(*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah 


1:1 In t-the eighth m-month, in t-the second yeaw of {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, came t-the wowd 
of t-the WOWD u-unto Z-Zechawiah, t-the son of Bewechiah, t-the son of Iddo t-the 
pwophet, s-saying, 1:2 The WOWD hath b-been sowe d-dispweased with youw 
fathews. 

1:3 Thewefowe say t-thou u-unto t-them, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; T-Tuwn 
ye u-unto me, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and I wiww tuwn u-unto y-you, saith 
t-the WOWD of hosts. 

1:4 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye nyot as youw fathews, u-unto whom t-the f-fowmew pwophets have 
cwied, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; T-Tuwn ye nyow fwom youw 
eviw ways, and fwom youw eviw doings: but they did nyot h-heaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
heawken u-unto me, saith t-the WOWD. 

1:5 Youw fathews, whewe awe they? and t-the pwophets, (^-^*)/ d-do they wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew? 1-1:6 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-statutes, which I commanded o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants 
t-the pwophets, did they nyot o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of youw fathews? and they 
wetuwnyed and said, Wike as t-the WOWD of hosts thought to (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto u-us, 
a-accowding to ouw ways, and a-accowding to ouw doings, so hath he d-deawt 
with us. 

1:7 Upon t-the fouw and (´ ∀ ` *) t-twentieth day of t-the e-eweventh m-month, which is 
t-the month Sebat, in t-the second yeaw of {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, came t-the wowd of t-the 
WOWD u-unto Z-Zechawiah, t-the son of Bewechiah, t-the son of Iddo t-the 
pwophet, s-saying, 1:8 I saw by nyight, and (x_x)V b-behowd a man widing upon a 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed h-howse, and he s-stood among t-the m-mywtwe twees that wewe in t-the 
bottom; and behind him wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed howses, speckwed, and white. 

1-1:9 T-Then said I, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, what awe these? And t-the angew that t-tawked 
with m-me said u-unto me, I wiww s-shew thee what these be. 

1:10 And t-the man that s-stood among t-the m-mywtwe twees answewed and said, 
These awe they whom t-the WOWD hath sent to wawk to and fwo thwough t-the 
eawth. 

1:11 And they answewed t-the angew of t-the WOWD that s-stood among t-the 
m-mywtwe twees, and said, We have wawked to and fwo thwough t-the eawth, 
and, b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth sitteth stiww, and is a-at w-west. 

1:12 T-Then t-the angew of t-the WOWD answewed and said, O-O WOWD of hosts, 
how wong wiwt t-thou nyot have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on Jewusawem and on t-the c-cities of 
Judah, against which t-thou hast h-had indignyation these (o_O)! t-thweescowe and 
t-ten y-yeaws? 1:13 And t-the WOWD answewed t-the angew that t-tawked with m-me 
with g-good w-wowds and comfowtabwe wowds. 

1:14 S-So t-the angew that communyed with m-me said u-unto me, Cwy thou, 
s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; I am jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jewusawem and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Zion with a gweat jeawousy. 

1:15 And I am vewy sowe d-dispweased with t-the heathen that awe a-at e-ease: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I w-was but a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe dispweased, and they hewped fowwawd t-the 
affwiction. 

1:16 Thewefowe thus saith t-the WOWD; I am wetuwnyed to Jewusawem with 
mewcies: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house shaww be b-buiwt in it, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and a 
winye shaww be stwetched fowth upon Jewusawem. 

1:17 Cwy yet, s-saying, T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; My c-cities thwough 
p-pwospewity shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet be spwead abwoad; and t-the WOWD shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet comfowt 
Zion, and shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet choose Jewusawem. 

1:18 T-Then w-wifted I up minye eyes, and saw, and (x_x)V b-behowd fouw howns. 

1:19 And I said u-unto t-the angew that t-tawked with me, What be these? And 
he answewed me, These awe t-the howns which have scattewed Judah, 
I-Iswaew, and Jewusawem. 

1:20 And t-the WOWD shewed m-me fouw ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ c-cawpentews. 

1-1:21 T-Then said I, What come these to do? And he spake, s-saying, These 
awe t-the howns which have scattewed Judah, so that nyo man did wift up 
his head: but these awe come to f-fway t-them, to cast out t-the howns of 
t-the G-Gentiwes, which w-wifted up theiw (・_・ヾ h-hown o-ovew t-the wand of Judah to 
scattew it. 

2:1 I w-wifted up minye eyes again, and wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a man with a 
measuwing winye in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

2:2 T-Then said I, Whithew goest thou? And he said u-unto me, To measuwe 
J-Jewusawem, to s-see what is t-the bweadth t-theweof, and what is t-the wength 
t-theweof. 

2-2:3 And, b-behowd, t-the angew that t-tawked with m-me went fowth, and anyothew 
angew went out to meet him, 2:4 And said u-unto him, W-Wun, speak to this 
young ^.^ m-man, s-saying, Jewusawem shaww be (✧ω✧) i-inhabited as towns without wawws 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of men and cattwe thewein: 2-2:5 Fow I, saith t-the 
WOWD, wiww be u-unto hew a waww of fiwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and wiww be t-the 
gwowy in t-the m-midst of hew. 

2:6 Ho, h-ho, come fowth, and fwee fwom t-the wand of t-the nyowth, saith t-the 
WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have spwead you a-abwoad as t-the fouw w-winds of t-the heaven, 
saith t-the WOWD. 

2-2:7 D-Dewivew xDD t-thysewf, O-O Zion, that dwewwest with t-the daughtew of 
Babywon. 

2:8 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Aftew t-the gwowy hath he sent m-me 
u-unto t-the nyations which spoiwed you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that toucheth you toucheth 
t-the appwe of his eye. 

2-2:9 Fow, b-behowd, I wiww s-shake minye hand upon t-them, and they shaww be a 
spoiw to theiw sewvants: and ye shaww knyow that t-the WOWD of hosts hath 
sent me. 

2:10 Sing and wejoice, O-O daughtew of Z-Zion: fow, wo, I come, and I wiww 
dweww in t-the m-midst of thee, saith t-the WOWD. 

2-2:11 And many nyations shaww be j-joinyed to t-the WOWD in that day, and 
shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe: and I wiww dweww in t-the m-midst of thee, and t-thou 
shawt knyow that t-the WOWD of hosts hath sent m-me u-unto thee. 

2:12 And t-the WOWD shaww i-inhewit Judah his powtion in t-the h-howy wand, 
and shaww choose Jewusawem again. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 (☆▽☆) B-Be siwent, O-O (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, befowe t-the WOWD: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is waised up out 
of his h-howy h-habitation. 

3-3:1 And he shewed m-me Joshua t-the high pwiest standing befowe t-the angew 
of t-the WOWD, and Satan standing a-at his wight hand to w-wesist h-him. 

3:2 And t-the WOWD said u-unto Satan, The WOWD webuke thee, O-O Satan; even 
t-the WOWD that hath chosen Jewusawem webuke t-thee: is nyot this a bwand 
p-pwucked out of t-the f-fiwe? 3-3:3 Nyow Joshua w-was cwothed with fiwthy 
gawments, and s-stood befowe t-the angew. 

3:4 And he answewed and spake u-unto those that s-stood befowe him, 
s-saying, Take away t-the fiwthy gawments fwom h-him. And u-unto him he said, 
Behowd, I have caused thinye i-inyiquity to pass fwom thee, and I wiww 
cwothe thee with change of waiment. 

3:5 And I said, Wet t-them s-set a f-faiw mitwe upon his head. S-So they s-set a 
f-faiw mitwe upon his head, and cwothed him with (っ˘ω˘ς ) *screams* g-gawments. And t-the angew 
of t-the WOWD s-stood by. 

3-3:6 And t-the angew of t-the WOWD pwotested u-unto Joshua, s-saying, 3:7 T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD of hosts; If t-thou wiwt wawk in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, and if t-thou 
wiwt keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chawge, t-then t-thou shawt awso j-judge o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, and shawt 
awso keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couwts, and I wiww g-give thee pwaces to wawk among these 
that stand by. 

3:8 Heaw n-nyow, O-O Joshua t-the high pwiest, thou, and thy fewwows that sit 
befowe t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe men wondewed at: fow, b-behowd, I wiww bwing 
fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant t-the BWANCH. 

3-3:9 Fow (x_x)V b-behowd t-the stonye that I have w-waid befowe J-Joshua; upon onye 
stonye shaww be seven eyes: b-behowd, I wiww (*^.^*) *teleports behind you* e-engwave t-the gwaving t-theweof, 
saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and I wiww w-wemove t-the i-inyiquity of that wand 
in onye d-day. 

3:10 In that day, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, shaww ye caww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his 
(　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw undew t-the vinye and undew t-the fig t-twee. 

4:1 And t-the angew that t-tawked with m-me came again, and waked me, as a 
man that is w-wakenyed out of his sweep. 

4-4:2 And said u-unto me, What seest thou? And I said, I have wooked, and 
(x_x)V b-behowd a c-candwestick (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of gowd, with a boww upon t-the top of it, and 
his seven wamps theweon, and seven pipes to t-the seven wamps, which awe 
upon t-the top theweof: 4:3 And two owive twees by it, onye upon t-the 
wight side of t-the boww, and t-the othew upon t-the weft side t-theweof. 

4-4:4 S-So I answewed and spake to t-the angew that t-tawked with me, s-saying, 
What awe these, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? 4-4:5 T-Then t-the angew that t-tawked with m-me 
answewed and said u-unto me, Knyowest t-thou nyot what these be? And I said, 
Nyo, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. 

4:6 T-Then he answewed and spake u-unto me, s-saying, This is t-the wowd of 
t-the WOWD u-unto Z-Zewubbabew, s-saying, Nyot by might, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by p-powew, but by 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

4:7 Who awt thou, O-O gweat mountain? befowe (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew t-thou shawt 
become a pwain: and he shaww bwing fowth t-the headstonye theweof with 
shoutings, cwying, Gwace, gwace u-unto it. 

4-4:8 Moweovew t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 4:9 The h-hands 
of (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew have w-waid t-the f-foundation of this h-house; his h-hands shaww 
awso finyish it; and t-thou shawt knyow that t-the WOWD of hosts hath sent 
m-me u-unto you. 

4:10 Fow who hath (>_<) d-despised t-the day of smaww (o^▽^o) t-things? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww 
wejoice, and shaww s-see t-the p-pwummet in t-the hand of (>_<) *cries* Z-Zewubbabew with 
those seven; they awe t-the eyes of t-the WOWD, which w-wun to and fwo 
thwough t-the w-whowe eawth. 

4:11 T-Then answewed I, and said u-unto him, What awe these two owive 
twees upon t-the wight side of t-the c-candwestick and upon t-the weft side 
theweof? 4:12 And I answewed again, and said u-unto him, What be these 
two owive bwanches which thwough t-the two gowden pipes empty t-the gowden 
oiw out of themsewves? 4:13 And he answewed m-me and said, Knyowest t-thou 
nyot what these be? And I said, Nyo, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. 

4:14 T-Then said he, These awe t-the two anyointed onyes, that stand by t-the 
WOWD of t-the w-whowe eawth. 

5:1 T-Then I tuwnyed, and w-wifted up minye eyes, and wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a 
fwying w-woww. 

5-5:2 And he said u-unto me, What seest thou? And I answewed, I s-see a 
fwying woww; t-the wength theweof is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty c-cubits, and t-the bweadth 
theweof t-ten cubits. 

5:3 T-Then said he u-unto me, This is t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse that goeth fowth o-ovew t-the 
f-face of t-the w-whowe eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that steaweth shaww be cut off 
as on this side a-accowding to it; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that s-sweaweth shaww be 
cut off as on that side a-accowding to it. 

5:4 I wiww bwing it fowth, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and it shaww entew 
into t-the house of t-the thief, and into t-the house of him that s-sweaweth 
fawsewy by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: and it shaww wemain in t-the m-midst of his h-house, and 
shaww consume it with t-the timbew theweof and t-the s-stonyes t-theweof. 

5:5 T-Then t-the angew that t-tawked with m-me went fowth, and said u-unto me, 
W-Wift up nyow thinye eyes, and s-see what is this that goeth f-fowth. 

5:6 And I said, What is it? And he said, This is an ephah that goeth 
f-fowth. He said moweovew, This is theiw wesembwance thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
eawth. 

5:7 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was w-wifted up a tawent of wead: and this is a 
woman that sitteth in t-the m-midst of t-the ephah. 

5:8 And he said, This is wickednyess. And he cast it into t-the m-midst of 
t-the ephah; and he cast t-the w-weight of wead upon t-the mouth t-theweof. 

5:9 T-Then w-wifted I up minye eyes, and wooked, and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came 
out two (*°▽°*) w-women, and t-the wind w-was in theiw wings; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they h-had w-wings 
w-wike t-the w-wings of a stowk: and they w-wifted up t-the ephah b-between t-the 
eawth and t-the heaven. 

5:10 T-Then said I to t-the angew that t-tawked with me, Whithew (^-^*)/ d-do these 
beaw t-the e-ephah? 5:11 And he said u-unto me, To buiwd it an house in t-the 
wand of Shinyaw: and it shaww be estabwished, and s-set (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe upon hew 
own b-base. 

6-6:1 And I tuwnyed, and w-wifted up minye eyes, and wooked, and, b-behowd, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came fouw chawiots out fwom b-between two mountains; and t-the 
mountains wewe mountains of b-bwass. 

6:2 In t-the fiwst chawiot wewe (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed howses; and in t-the second chawiot 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack howses; 6:3 And in t-the thiwd chawiot white howses; and in t-the 
fouwth chawiot gwiswed and bay howses. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 T-Then I answewed and said u-unto t-the angew that t-tawked with me, What 
awe these, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? 6:5 And t-the angew answewed and said u-unto me, 
These awe t-the fouw s-spiwits of t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, which go fowth fwom 
standing befowe t-the WOWD of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

6:6 The ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack howses which awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein go fowth into t-the nyowth 
countwy; and t-the white go fowth aftew t-them; and t-the gwiswed go fowth 
towawd t-the south countwy. 

6:7 And t-the bay went fowth, and sought to go that they m-might wawk to 
and fwo thwough t-the eawth: and he said, Get you hence, wawk to and fwo 
thwough t-the eawth. S-So they wawked to and fwo thwough t-the eawth. 

6:8 T-Then cwied he upon me, and spake u-unto me, s-saying, Behowd, these 
that go towawd t-the nyowth c-countwy have quieted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit in t-the nyowth 
countwy. 

6:9 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto me, s-saying, 6:10 Take of t-them 
of t-the c-captivity, even of Hewdai, of ⊂(･ω･*⊂) T-Tobijah, and of Jedaiah, which 
awe come fwom Babywon, and come t-thou t-the same day, and go into t-the 
house of Josiah t-the son of Zephanyiah; 6:11 T-Then o(>ω<)o t-take s-siwvew and gowd, 
and make cwowns, and s-set t-them upon t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Joshua t-the son of 
Josedech, t-the high pwiest; 6:12 And speak u-unto him, s-saying, T-Thus 
s-speaketh t-the WOWD of hosts, s-saying, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the man whose nyame is The 
BWANCH; and he shaww gwow up out of his pwace, and he shaww buiwd t-the 
tempwe of t-the WOWD: 6:13 Even he shaww buiwd t-the tempwe of t-the WOWD; 
and he shaww beaw t-the gwowy, and shaww sit and w-wuwe upon his thwonye; 
and he shaww be a pwiest upon his thwonye: and t-the counsew of peace 
shaww be b-between t-them ♡(｡- ω -) b-both. 

6:14 And t-the cwowns shaww be to Hewem, and to ⊂(･ω･*⊂) T-Tobijah, and to Jedaiah, 
and to H-Hen t-the son of OwO Z-Zephanyiah, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw in t-the tempwe of t-the 
WOWD. 

6:15 And they that awe faw off shaww come and buiwd in t-the tempwe of 
t-the WOWD, and ye shaww knyow that t-the WOWD of hosts hath sent m-me u-unto 
you. And this shaww come to pass, if ye wiww diwigentwy obey t-the voice 
of t-the WOWD youw God. 

7:1 And it came to pass in t-the fouwth yeaw of king {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* D-Dawius, that t-the 
wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto (*・ω・)ﾉ *shuffles closer* Z-Zechawiah in t-the fouwth day of t-the nyinth 
m-month, even in Chisweu; 7:2 When they h-had sent u-unto t-the house of God 
Shewezew and Wegemmewech, and theiw men, to p-pway befowe t-the WOWD, 7-7:3 
And to speak u-unto t-the pwiests which wewe in t-the house of t-the WOWD of 
hosts, and to t-the pwophets, s-saying, Shouwd I weep in t-the fifth m-month, 
sepawating mysewf, as I have donye these so many y-yeaws? 7:4 T-Then came 
t-the wowd of t-the WOWD of hosts u-unto me, s-saying, 7:5 Speak u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe of t-the wand, and to t-the p-pwiests, s-saying, When ye fasted and 
mouwnyed in t-the fifth and seventh m-month, even those s-seventy yeaws, did 
ye a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fast u-unto me, even to m-me? 7:6 And when ye did eat, and when 
ye did dwink, did nyot ye e-eat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves, and dwink (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves? 
7-7:7 Shouwd ye nyot h-heaw t-the w-wowds which t-the WOWD hath cwied by t-the 
f-fowmew pwophets, when Jewusawem w-was (✧ω✧) i-inhabited and in pwospewity, and 
t-the c-cities theweof (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about hew, when men (✧ω✧) i-inhabited t-the south and 
t-the p-pwain? (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD came u-unto Z-Zechawiah, s-saying, 
7:9 T-Thus s-speaketh t-the WOWD of hosts, s-saying, Execute twue j-judgment, 
and s-shew (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and compassions {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his bwothew: 7:10 And 
o(>ω<)o o-oppwess nyot t-the widow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, t-the s-stwangew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the poow; 
and wet nyonye of you imaginye eviw against his b-bwothew in youw heawt. 

7:11 But they wefused to h-heawken, and puwwed away t-the (❤ω❤) s-shouwdew, and 
|･ω･) s-stopped theiw eaws, that they shouwd nyot heaw. 

7:12 Yea, they m-made theiw (x_x)V h-heawts as an adamant stonye, west they shouwd 
h-heaw t-the w-waw, and t-the w-wowds which t-the WOWD of hosts hath sent in his 
spiwit by t-the f-fowmew p-pwophets: thewefowe came a gweat wwath fwom t-the 
WOWD of hosts. 

7:13 Thewefowe it is come to pass, that as he cwied, and they w-wouwd 
nyot heaw; so they cwied, and I w-wouwd nyot h-heaw, saith t-the WOWD of 
h-hosts: 7:14 But I scattewed t-them with a whiwwwind among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
nyations whom they knyew n-nyot. T-Thus t-the wand w-was desowate aftew t-them, 
that nyo man passed thwough (=`ω´=) n-nyow wetuwnyed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they w-waid t-the pweasant 
wand >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 A-Again t-the wowd of t-the WOWD of hosts came to me, s-saying, 8-8:2 T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD of hosts; I w-was jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Zion with gweat jeawousy, 
and I w-was jeawous (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew with gweat fuwy. 

8:3 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD; I am wetuwnyed u-unto Zion, and wiww dweww in 
t-the m-midst of Jewusawem: and Jewusawem shaww be cawwed a city of t-twuth; 
and t-the mountain of t-the WOWD of hosts t-the h-howy mountain. 

8:4 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Thewe shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet o-owd men and o-owd 
w-women dweww in t-the s-stweets of J-Jewusawem, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man with his s-staff 
in his hand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vewy age. 

8-8:5 And t-the s-stweets of t-the city shaww be f-fuww of b-boys and giwws 
pwaying in t-the s-stweets t-theweof. 

8:6 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; If it be mawvewwous in t-the eyes of 
t-the wemnyant of this peopwe in these days, shouwd it awso be mawvewwous 
in minye eyes? saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

8:7 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Behowd, I wiww s-save o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe fwom 
t-the east countwy, and fwom t-the west countwy; 8:8 And I wiww bwing 
t-them, and they shaww dweww in t-the m-midst of Jewusawem: and they shaww 
be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, and I wiww be theiw G-God, in twuth and in ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

8:9 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; Wet youw h-hands be stwong, ye that 
h-heaw in these days these w-wowds by t-the mouth of t-the pwophets, which 
wewe in t-the day that t-the f-foundation of t-the house of t-the WOWD of hosts 
w-was waid, that t-the tempwe m-might be buiwt. 

8-8:10 Fow befowe these days (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo h-hiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^.^ m-man, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any h-hiwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any peace to him that went out ow came in 
because of t-the a-affwiction: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I s-set (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye against his 
nyeighbouw. 

8-8:11 But nyow I wiww nyot be u-unto t-the wesidue of this peopwe as in t-the 
f-fowmew days, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

8:12 Fow t-the seed shaww be p-pwospewous; t-the vinye shaww g-give hew f-fwuit, 
and t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound shaww g-give hew incwease, and t-the h-heavens shaww g-give 
theiw dew; and I wiww c-cause t-the wemnyant of this peopwe to possess (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
these things. 

8-8:13 And it shaww come to pass, that as ye wewe a (O_O;) c-cuwse among t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, O-O house of Judah, and house of I-Iswaew; so wiww I s-save y-you, 
and ye shaww be a bwessing: f-feaw nyot, but wet youw h-hands be s-stwong. 

8:14 Fow thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; As I thought to punyish y-you, 
when youw f-fathews p-pwovoked m-me to wwath, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and I 
wepented nyot: 8:15 S-So again have I thought in these days to (^-^*)/ d-do w-weww 
u-unto Jewusawem and to t-the house of Judah: f-feaw ye n-nyot. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 These awe t-the things that ye shaww do; Speak ye {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the 
twuth to his nyeighbouw; execute t-the j-judgment of twuth and peace in 
youw (*ﾉωﾉ) g-gates: 8:17 And wet nyonye of you imaginye eviw in youw (x_x)V h-heawts 
against his nyeighbouw; and wove nyo f-fawse oath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these awe 
things that I hate, saith t-the WOWD. 

8-8:18 And t-the wowd of t-the WOWD of hosts came u-unto me, s-saying, 8-8:19 T-Thus 
saith t-the WOWD of hosts; The fast of t-the fouwth m-month, and t-the fast of 
t-the fifth, and t-the fast of t-the seventh, and t-the fast of t-the tenth, 
shaww be to t-the house of Judah joy and gwadnyess, and c-cheewfuw feasts; 
thewefowe wove t-the twuth and p-peace. 

8:20 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; I-It shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come to pass, that 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come p-peopwe, and t-the i-inhabitants of many cities: 8-8:21 And 
t-the i-inhabitants of onye city shaww go to anyothew, s-saying, Wet us go 
s-speediwy to p-pway befowe t-the WOWD, and to seek t-the WOWD of h-hosts: I 
wiww go awso. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Yea, many peopwe and stwong nyations shaww come to seek t-the WOWD 
of hosts in J-Jewusawem, and to p-pway befowe t-the WOWD. 

8:23 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts; In those days it shaww come to 
pass, that t-ten men shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wanguages of t-the 
n-nyations, even shaww o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of t-the skiwt of him that is a J-Jew, 
s-saying, We wiww go with you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have heawd that God is with you. 

9:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the wowd of t-the WOWD in t-the wand of Hadwach, and 
Damascus shaww be t-the w-west theweof: when t-the eyes of ^.^ m-man, as of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the twibes of I-Iswaew, shaww be towawd t-the WOWD. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And Hamath awso shaww bowdew theweby; Tywus, and Zidon, t-though it 
be vewy wise. 

9:3 And T-Tywus did buiwd hewsewf a stwong howd, and heaped up s-siwvew as 
t-the dust, and finye gowd as t-the miwe of t-the stweets. 

9:4 Behowd, t-the WOWD wiww cast hew (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and he wiww smite hew p-powew in 
t-the sea; and she shaww be devouwed with fiwe. 

9:5 Ashkewon shaww s-see it, and feaw; Gaza awso shaww s-see it, and be 
vewy sowwowfuw, and Ekwon; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew expectation shaww be ashamed; and 
t-the king shaww pewish fwom Gaza, and Ashkewon shaww nyot be i-inhabited. 

9:6 And a b-bastawd shaww dweww in A-Ashdod, and I wiww cut off t-the pwide 
of t-the Phiwistinyes. 

9:7 And I wiww o(>ω<)o t-take away his ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood out of his mouth, and his 
abominyations fwom b-between his teeth: but he that wemainyeth, even he, 
shaww be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw G-God, and he shaww be as a govewnyow in Judah, and 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ *sighs* E-Ekwon as a Jebusite. 

9:8 And I wiww e-encamp about minye house because of t-the awmy, because of 
him that passeth by, and because of him that wetuwnyeth: and nyo 
oppwessow shaww pass thwough t-them any mowe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow have I s-seen with 
minye eyes. 

9:9 Wejoice g-gweatwy, O-O daughtew of Zion; shout, O-O daughtew of 
Jewusawem: b-behowd, thy King cometh u-unto t-thee: he is just, and h-having 
sawvation; wowwy, and widing upon an ass, and upon a cowt t-the foaw of 
an ass. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And I wiww cut off t-the chawiot fwom Ephwaim, and t-the h-howse fwom 
J-Jewusawem, and t-the battwe bow shaww be cut off: and he shaww speak 
peace u-unto t-the heathen: and his dominyion shaww be fwom sea even to 
sea, and fwom t-the wivew even to t-the ends of t-the eawth. 

9-9:11 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee awso, by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of thy c-covenyant I have sent fowth 
thy pwisonyews out of t-the p-pit whewein is nyo watew. 

9:12 T-Tuwn you to t-the stwong howd, ye pwisonyews of hope: even to day (^-^*)/ d-do 
I decwawe that I wiww w-wendew d-doubwe u-unto thee; 9:13 When I have b-bent 
Judah (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, fiwwed t-the bow with Ephwaim, and waised up thy ^-^ s-sons, O-O 
Zion, against thy ^-^ s-sons, O-O Gweece, and m-made thee as t-the s-swowd of a 
mighty m-man. 

9-9:14 And t-the WOWD shaww be s-seen o-ovew t-them, and his awwow shaww go 
fowth as t-the wightnying: and t-the WOWD God shaww b-bwow t-the twumpet, and 
shaww go with whiwwwinds of t-the south. 

9:15 The WOWD of hosts shaww d-defend t-them; and they shaww d-devouw, and 
subdue with swing stonyes; and they shaww dwink, and make a (＃`Д´) n-nyoise as 
thwough winye; and they shaww be fiwwed w-wike bowws, and as t-the c-cownyews 
of t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

9:16 And t-the WOWD theiw God shaww s-save t-them in that day as t-the fwock 
of his peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be as t-the s-stonyes of a cwown, w-wifted up 
as an ensign upon his wand. 

9:17 Fow how gweat is his goodnyess, and how gweat is his beauty! cown 
shaww make t-the young men cheewfuw, and nyew winye t-the maids. 

10:1 Ask ye of t-the WOWD wain in t-the time of t-the wattew wain; so t-the 
WOWD shaww make bwight c-cwouds, and g-give t-them showews of wain, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye gwass in t-the fiewd. 

1-10:2 Fow t-the idows have spoken v-vanyity, and t-the divinyews have s-seen a 
wie, and have towd f-fawse dweams; they comfowt in vain: thewefowe they 
went theiw w-way as a f-fwock, they wewe twoubwed, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo 
shephewd. 

10:3 M-Minye angew w-was kindwed against t-the shephewds, and I punyished t-the 
g-goats: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the WOWD of hosts hath v-visited his fwock t-the house of 
Judah, and hath m-made t-them as his goodwy h-howse in t-the battwe. 

10:4 Out of him came fowth t-the cownyew, out of him t-the n-nyaiw, out of him 
t-the battwe b-bow, out of him {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy oppwessow togethew. 

1-10:5 And they shaww be as mighty men, which twead down theiw enyemies 
in t-the miwe of t-the s-stweets in t-the |･ω･) b-battwe: and they shaww f-fight, 
because t-the WOWD is with t-them, and t-the widews on howses shaww be 
confounded. 

10:6 And I wiww stwengthen t-the house of Judah, and I wiww s-save t-the 
house of Joseph, and I wiww bwing t-them again to pwace t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon (=`ω´=) t-them: and they shaww be as t-though I h-had nyot cast t-them off: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am t-the WOWD theiw G-God, and wiww h-heaw them. 

10:7 And they of Ephwaim shaww be w-wike a mighty ^.^ m-man, and theiw heawt 
shaww wejoice as thwough winye: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, theiw chiwdwen shaww s-see it, and 
be gwad; theiw heawt shaww wejoice in t-the WOWD. 

10:8 I wiww h-hiss (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and gathew t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have wedeemed (=`ω´=) t-them: 
and they shaww incwease as they have incweased. 

10:9 And I wiww sow t-them among t-the peopwe: and they shaww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew m-me 
in faw countwies; and they shaww wive with theiw c-chiwdwen, and tuwn 
again. 

10:10 I wiww bwing t-them again awso out of t-the wand of Egypt, and 
gathew t-them out of Assywia; and I wiww bwing t-them into t-the wand of 
Giwead and Webanyon; and pwace shaww nyot be f-found (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

1-10:11 And he shaww pass thwough t-the sea with a-affwiction, and shaww 
smite t-the waves in t-the sea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the deeps of t-the wivew shaww dwy 
up: and t-the pwide of Assywia shaww be b-bwought down, and t-the sceptwe of 
Egypt shaww depawt away. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And I wiww stwengthen t-them in t-the WOWD; and they shaww wawk up 
and down in his nyame, saith t-the WOWD. 

11:1 Open thy doows, O-O Webanyon, that t-the fiwe may devouw thy cedaws. 

11:2 Howw, fiw twee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cedaw is fawwen; because t-the mighty awe 
spoiwed: howw, O-O ye oaks of Bashan; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fowest of t-the vintage is 
come down. 

11:3 Thewe is a voice of t-the h-howwing of t-the shephewds; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw gwowy 
is spoiwed: a voice of t-the woawing of young wions; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwide of 
(☆▽☆) J-Jowdan is s-spoiwed. 

11:4 T-Thus saith t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God; F-Feed t-the fwock of t-the s-swaughtew; 11:5 
Whose possessows (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them, and h-howd themsewves nyot guiwty: and they 
that seww t-them say, Bwessed be t-the WOWD; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am w-wich: and theiw own 
shephewds p-pity t-them n-nyot. 

11:6 Fow I wiww nyo mowe p-pity t-the i-inhabitants of t-the wand, saith t-the 
WOWD: but, wo, I wiww d-dewivew t-the men {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye into his nyeighbouw's 
hand, and into t-the hand of his king: and they shaww smite t-the wand, 
and out of theiw hand I wiww nyot d-dewivew them. 

11:7 And I wiww feed t-the fwock of swaughtew, even y-you, O-O poow of t-the 
fwock. And I took u-unto m-me two staves; t-the onye I cawwed Beauty, and t-the 
othew I cawwed Bands; and I fed t-the fwock. 

11:8 Thwee shephewds awso I cut off in onye month; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw wothed 
t-them, and theiw souw awso a-abhowwed me. 

11:9 T-Then said I, I wiww nyot feed you: that that dieth, wet it die; 
and that that is to be cut off, wet it be cut off; and wet t-the w-west 
e-eat {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye t-the fwesh of anyothew. 

11:10 And I took o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my staff, even Beauty, and cut it ⊂(･ω･*⊂) a-asundew, that I 
m-might bweak o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant which I h-had m-made with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe. 

11:11 And it w-was bwoken in that day: and so t-the poow of t-the fwock that 
waited upon m-me knyew that it w-was t-the wowd of t-the WOWD. 

11:12 And I said u-unto t-them, If ye think g-good, g-give m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwice; and if 
nyot, fowbeaw. S-So they weighed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-pwice thiwty pieces of siwvew. 

11:13 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Cast it u-unto t-the pottew: a goodwy 
p-pwice that I w-was p-pwised a-at of them. And I took t-the thiwty pieces of 
s-siwvew, and cast t-them to t-the pottew in t-the house of t-the WOWD. 

11:14 T-Then I cut asundew minye othew staff, even Bands, that I m-might 
bweak t-the bwothewhood b-between Judah and Iswaew. 

11:15 And t-the WOWD said u-unto me, Take u-unto thee (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the instwuments of 
a foowish shephewd. 

11:16 Fow, wo, I wiww w-waise up a s-shephewd in t-the wand, which shaww nyot 
v-visit those that be cut off, nyeithew shaww seek t-the young o-onye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
heaw that that is bwoken, (=`ω´=) n-nyow feed that that standeth s-stiww: but he 
shaww e-eat t-the fwesh of t-the fat, and teaw theiw cwaws in pieces. 

11:17 Woe to t-the idow s-shephewd that weaveth t-the fwock! t-the s-swowd shaww 
be upon his awm, and upon his wight eye: his a-awm shaww be cwean dwied 
up, and his wight eye shaww be u-uttewwy dawkenyed. 

12:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the wowd of t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I-Iswaew, saith t-the WOWD, 
which stwetcheth fowth t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, and wayeth t-the f-foundation of t-the 
eawth, and fowmeth t-the spiwit of man within h-him. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Behowd, I wiww make Jewusawem a cup of twembwing u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, when they shaww be in t-the s-siege both against Judah 
and against Jewusawem. 

12:3 And in that day wiww I make Jewusawem a (O.O) b-buwdensome stonye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
peopwe: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden themsewves with it shaww be cut in p-pieces, 
t-though (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of t-the eawth be gathewed togethew against it. 

12:4 In that day, saith t-the WOWD, I wiww smite {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy h-howse with 
astonyishment, and his widew with madnyess: and I wiww open minye eyes 
upon t-the house of Judah, and wiww smite {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy h-howse of t-the peopwe with 
bwindnyess. 

1-12:5 And t-the govewnyows of Judah shaww say in theiw heawt, The 
i-inhabitants of Jewusawem shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my stwength in t-the WOWD of hosts 
theiw God. 

12:6 In that day wiww I make t-the govewnyows of Judah w-wike an h-heawth of 
fiwe among t-the wood, and w-wike a t-towch of fiwe in a sheaf; and they 
shaww devouw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, on t-the wight hand and on t-the 
weft: and Jewusawem shaww be (✧ω✧) i-inhabited again in hew own pwace, even in 
Jewusawem. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 The WOWD awso shaww s-save t-the tents of Judah fiwst, that t-the gwowy 
of t-the house of David and t-the gwowy of t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem (^-^*)/ d-do 
nyot magnyify themsewves against J-Judah. 

12:8 In that day shaww t-the WOWD d-defend t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem; 
and he that is feebwe among t-them a-at that day shaww be as (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and 
t-the house of David shaww be as G-God, as t-the angew of t-the WOWD befowe 
them. 

12:9 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that I wiww seek to 
d-destwoy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the nyations that come against Jewusawem. 

12:10 And I wiww p-pouw upon t-the house of D-David, and upon t-the 
i-inhabitants of J-Jewusawem, t-the spiwit of gwace and of suppwications: 
and they shaww wook upon m-me whom they have piewced, and they shaww 
m-mouwn (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, as onye mouwnyeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his onwy son, and shaww be in 
bittewnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, as onye that is in bittewnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his fiwstbown. 

1-12:11 In that day shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be a gweat mouwnying in J-Jewusawem, as t-the 
mouwnying of Hadadwimmon in t-the vawwey of Megiddon. 

12:12 And t-the wand shaww mouwn, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-famiwy apawt; t-the f-famiwy of t-the 
house of David apawt, and theiw wives apawt; t-the f-famiwy of t-the house 
of N-Nyathan apawt, and theiw wives apawt; 12:13 The f-famiwy of t-the house 
of Wevi apawt, and theiw wives apawt; t-the f-famiwy of S-Shimei apawt, and 
theiw wives apawt; 12:14 Aww t-the famiwies that w-wemain, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-famiwy 
apawt, and theiw wives apawt. 

13:1 In that day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a fountain openyed to t-the house of 
David and to t-the i-inhabitants of Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow uncweannyess. 

13:2 And it shaww come to pass in that day, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, 
that I wiww cut off t-the nyames of t-the idows out of t-the wand, and they 
shaww nyo mowe be wemembewed: and awso I wiww c-cause t-the pwophets and 
t-the uncwean spiwit to pass out of t-the wand. 

13:3 And it shaww come to pass, that when any shaww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwophesy, t-then 
his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew that begat him shaww say u-unto him, T-Thou 
shawt nyot wive; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou speakest wies in t-the nyame of t-the WOWD: and 
his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and his mothew that begat him shaww thwust him thwough when 
he pwophesieth. 

13:4 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the pwophets shaww be 
a-ashamed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his vision, when he hath p-pwophesied; nyeithew 
shaww they ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw a wough gawment to deceive: 13:5 But he shaww say, I 
am nyo pwophet, I am an husbandman; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow man taught m-me to keep cattwe 
fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth. 

13:6 And onye shaww say u-unto him, What awe these w-wounds in thinye h-hands? 
T-Then he shaww a-answew, Those with which I w-was w-wounded in t-the house of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwiends. 

13:7 Awake, O-O swowd, against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-shephewd, and against t-the man that is 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fewwow, saith t-the WOWD of h-hosts: smite t-the s-shephewd, and t-the sheep 
shaww be scattewed: and I wiww tuwn minye hand upon t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes. 

13:8 And it shaww come to pass, that in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand, saith t-the WOWD, 
two pawts (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww be cut off and die; but t-the thiwd shaww be 
weft thewein. 

13:9 And I wiww bwing t-the thiwd pawt thwough t-the f-fiwe, and wiww wefinye 
t-them as s-siwvew is wefinyed, and wiww twy t-them as gowd is twied: they 
shaww caww on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and I wiww h-heaw (=`ω´=) t-them: I wiww say, I-It is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
peopwe: and they shaww say, The WOWD is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

14:1 Behowd, t-the day of t-the WOWD cometh, and thy spoiw shaww be 
d-divided in t-the m-midst of thee. 

14:2 Fow I wiww gathew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations against Jewusawem to >w< *twerks* b-battwe; and 
t-the city shaww be taken, and t-the houses (*°▽°*) w-wifwed, and t-the w-women 
wavished; and hawf of t-the city shaww go fowth into c-captivity, and t-the 
wesidue of t-the peopwe shaww nyot be cut off fwom t-the city. 

14:3 T-Then shaww t-the WOWD go fowth, and fight against those n-nyations, as 
when he fought in t-the day of battwe. 

14:4 And his feet shaww stand in that day upon t-the mount of Owives, 
which is befowe Jewusawem on t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and t-the mount of Owives shaww 
cweave in t-the m-midst theweof towawd t-the east and towawd t-the west, and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a vewy gweat vawwey; and hawf of t-the mountain shaww 
w-wemove towawd t-the nyowth, and hawf of it towawd t-the south. 

1-14:5 And ye shaww fwee to t-the vawwey of t-the mountains; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the vawwey 
of t-the mountains shaww w-weach u-unto Azaw: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, ye shaww fwee, w-wike as ye 
fwed fwom befowe t-the eawthquake in t-the days of Uzziah king of Judah: 
and t-the WOWD o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God shaww come, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the saints with thee. 

14:6 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that t-the wight shaww nyot 
be c-cweaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dawk: 14:7 But it shaww be onye day which shaww be knyown 
to t-the WOWD, nyot day, (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyight: but it shaww come to pass, that a-at 
evenying time it shaww be wight. 

14:8 And it shaww be in that day, that wiving watews shaww go out fwom 
Jewusawem; hawf of t-them towawd t-the f-fowmew sea, and hawf of t-them towawd 
t-the hindew sea: in summew and in wintew shaww it be. 

14:9 And t-the WOWD shaww be king o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth: in that day shaww 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be onye WOWD, and his nyame onye. 

14:10 Aww t-the wand shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed as a pwain fwom Geba to Wimmon 
south of Jewusawem: and it shaww be w-wifted up, and (✧ω✧) i-inhabited in hew 
pwace, fwom Benjamin's gate u-unto t-the pwace of t-the fiwst gate, u-unto t-the 
cownyew gate, and fwom t-the towew of H-Hanyanyeew u-unto t-the king's 
winyepwesses. 

14:11 And men shaww dweww in it, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo mowe uttew 
destwuction; but Jewusawem shaww be safewy i-inhabited. 

1-14:12 And this shaww be t-the pwague whewewith t-the WOWD wiww smite (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the peopwe that have fought against Jewusawem; (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw fwesh shaww 
consume away whiwe they stand upon theiw feet, and theiw eyes shaww 
consume away in theiw howes, and theiw tongue shaww consume away in 
theiw mouth. 

14:13 And it shaww come to pass in that day, that a gweat t-tumuwt fwom 
t-the WOWD shaww be among t-them; and they shaww way h-howd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye on t-the 
hand of his nyeighbouw, and his hand shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up against t-the hand of 
his nyeighbouw. 

14:14 And Judah awso shaww fight a-at Jewusawem; and t-the weawth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the heathen (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about shaww be gathewed togethew, gowd, and s-siwvew, 
and appawew, in gweat abundance. 

1-14:15 And so shaww be t-the pwague of t-the h-howse, of t-the muwe, of t-the 
camew, and of t-the ass, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the b-beasts that shaww be in these 
tents, as this pwague. 

14:16 And it shaww come to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is weft of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the nyations which came against Jewusawem shaww even go up fwom yeaw to 
yeaw to w-wowship t-the K-King, t-the WOWD of hosts, and to keep t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of 
tabewnyacwes. 

14:17 And it shaww be, that w-whoso wiww nyot come up of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the famiwies 
of t-the eawth u-unto Jewusawem to w-wowship t-the K-King, t-the WOWD of hosts, 
even upon t-them shaww be nyo wain. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And if t-the f-famiwy of Egypt go nyot up, and come nyot, that have nyo 
wain; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be t-the pwague, whewewith t-the WOWD wiww smite t-the 
heathen that come nyot up to keep t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes. 

1-14:19 This shaww be t-the punyishment of Egypt, and t-the punyishment of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
nyations that come nyot up to keep t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 In that day shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be upon t-the bewws of t-the howses, 
HOWINyESS UNTO THE WOWD; and t-the pots in t-the WOWD's house shaww be w-wike 
t-the bowws befowe t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

1-14:21 Yea, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy p-pot in Jewusawem and in Judah shaww be howinyess u-unto 
t-the WOWD of h-hosts: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that sacwifice shaww come and o(>ω<)o t-take of 
t-them, and seethe thewein: and in that day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo mowe t-the 
Canyaanyite in t-the house of t-the WOWD of hosts. 




Mawachi 


1:1 The ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden of t-the wowd of t-the WOWD to Iswaew by Mawachi. 

1:2 I have woved y-you, saith t-the WOWD. Y-Yet ye say, Whewein hast t-thou 
woved us? Was nyot E-Esau Jacob's bwothew? saith t-the WOWD: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I woved 
Jacob, 1:3 And I hated Esau, and w-waid his mountains and his hewitage 
waste (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dwagons of t-the wiwdewnyess. 

1:4 Wheweas Edom saith, We awe impovewished, but we wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn and 
buiwd t-the desowate (*^‿^*) p-pwaces; thus saith t-the WOWD of hosts, They shaww 
b-buiwd, but I wiww thwow down; and they shaww caww t-them, The bowdew of 
wickednyess, and, The peopwe against whom t-the WOWD hath indignyation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
evew. 

1:5 And youw eyes shaww see, and ye shaww say, The WOWD wiww be 
m-magnyified fwom t-the bowdew of Iswaew. 

1-1:6 A-A son honyouweth his fathew, and a sewvant his mastew: if t-then I be 
a fathew, whewe is minye honyouw? and if I be a mastew, whewe is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
feaw? saith t-the WOWD of hosts u-unto y-you, O-O p-pwiests, that despise o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame. And ye say, Whewein have we (>_<) d-despised thy nyame? 1:7 Ye offew 
powwuted bwead upon minye awtaw; and ye say, Whewein have we powwuted 
thee? In that ye say, The tabwe of t-the WOWD is contemptibwe. 

1:8 And if ye offew t-the bwind (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sacwifice, is it nyot eviw? and if ye 
offew t-the wame and sick, is it nyot eviw? offew it nyow u-unto thy 
govewnyow; wiww he be pweased with thee, ow a-accept thy pewson? saith 
t-the WOWD of hosts. 

1-1:9 And n-nyow, I p-pway y-you, b-beseech God that he wiww be gwacious u-unto us: 
this hath b-been by youw means: wiww he w-wegawd youw pewsons? saith t-the 
WOWD of hosts. 

1:10 Who is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe even among you that w-wouwd s-shut t-the doows (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought? 
nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do ye kindwe fiwe on minye awtaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought. I have nyo pweasuwe 
in y-you, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, nyeithew wiww I a-accept an offewing a-at 
youw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

1:11 Fow fwom t-the wising of t-the sun even u-unto t-the g-going down of t-the 
same o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame shaww be gweat among t-the Gentiwes; and in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace 
i-incense shaww be offewed u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and a puwe o-offewing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame shaww be gweat among t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

1:12 But ye have pwofanyed it, in that ye say, The tabwe of t-the WOWD is 
powwuted; and t-the fwuit t-theweof, even his m-meat, is contemptibwe. 

1:13 Ye said awso, Behowd, what a weawinyess is i-it! and ye have s-snyuffed 
a-at it, saith t-the WOWD of hosts; and ye b-bwought that which w-was town, 
and t-the wame, and t-the sick; thus ye b-bwought an o-offewing: shouwd I 
a-accept this of youw hand? saith t-the WOWD. 

1:14 But cuwsed be t-the deceivew, which hath in his fwock a m-mawe, and 
v-voweth, and sacwificeth u-unto t-the WOWD a cowwupt thing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am a 
gweat K-King, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame is dweadfuw among t-the 
heathen. 

2:1 And n-nyow, O-O ye p-pwiests, this commandment is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

2:2 If ye wiww nyot h-heaw, and if ye wiww nyot way it to heawt, to g-give 
gwowy u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, I wiww even send a (O_O;) c-cuwse 
upon y-you, and I wiww (O_O;) c-cuwse youw bwessings: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I have cuwsed t-them 
awweady, because ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyot way it to heawt. 

2-2:3 Behowd, I wiww cowwupt youw seed, and spwead (* ^ ω ^) d-dung upon youw faces, 
even t-the (* ^ ω ^) d-dung of youw sowemn feasts; and onye shaww o(>ω<)o t-take you away with 
it. 

2:4 And ye shaww knyow that I have sent this commandment u-unto y-you, that 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant m-might be with Wevi, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

2-2:5 My c-covenyant w-was with him of wife and peace; and I gave t-them to him 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw whewewith he feawed me, and w-was afwaid befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. 

2:6 The (☆▽☆) w-waw of twuth w-was in his mouth, and i-inyiquity w-was nyot f-found in 
his wips: he wawked with m-me in peace and equity, and did tuwn many 
away fwom inyiquity. 

2-2:7 Fow t-the pwiest's w-wips shouwd keep knyowwedge, and they shouwd seek 
t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw a-at his m-mouth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is t-the messengew of t-the WOWD of hosts. 

2:8 But ye awe depawted out of t-the way; ye have caused many to stumbwe 
a-at t-the waw; ye have c-cowwupted t-the c-covenyant of Wevi, saith t-the WOWD of 
hosts. 

2-2:9 Thewefowe have I awso m-made you c-contemptibwe and base befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the p-peopwe, a-accowding as ye have nyot kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways, but have b-been 
p-pawtiaw in t-the waw. 

2:10 H-Have we nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww onye f-fathew? hath nyot onye God cweated us? why (^-^*)/ d-do 
we d-deaw t-tweachewouswy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man against his bwothew, by pwofanying t-the 
c-covenyant of ouw fathews? 2-2:11 Judah hath d-deawt tweachewouswy, and an 
a-abominyation is committed in Iswaew and in Jewusawem; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Judah hath 
pwofanyed t-the howinyess of t-the WOWD which he woved, and hath mawwied t-the 
daughtew of a s-stwange god. 

2:12 The WOWD wiww cut off t-the man that doeth this, t-the mastew and t-the 
schowaw, out of t-the tabewnyacwes of Jacob, and him that offeweth an 
offewing u-unto t-the WOWD of hosts. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And this have ye donye again, covewing t-the awtaw of t-the WOWD with 
teaws, with weeping, and with cwying (* ^ ω ^) o-out, i-insomuch that he wegawdeth 
nyot t-the offewing any m-mowe, ow weceiveth it with g-good wiww a-at youw 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

2:14 Y-Yet ye say, Whewefowe? (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the WOWD hath b-been witnyess b-between 
thee and t-the wife of thy youth, against whom t-thou hast d-deawt 
tweachewouswy: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is she thy c-companyion, and t-the wife of thy covenyant. 

2:15 And did nyot he make o-onye? Y-Yet h-had he t-the wesidue of t-the spiwit. 
And (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe o-onye? That he m-might seek a g-godwy seed. Thewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take 
heed to youw spiwit, and wet nyonye d-deaw t-tweachewouswy against t-the wife 
of his youth. 

2:16 Fow t-the WOWD, t-the God of I-Iswaew, saith that he hateth putting 
(☆ω☆) a-away: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye coveweth viowence with his gawment, saith t-the WOWD of 
h-hosts: thewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take heed to youw spiwit, that ye d-deaw nyot 
(＞ｍ＜) t-tweachewouswy. 

2:17 Ye have weawied t-the WOWD with youw wowds. Y-Yet ye say, Whewein 
have we weawied h-him? When ye say, Evewy onye that doeth eviw is g-good in 
t-the sight of t-the WOWD, and he (*´▽`*) *sighs* d-dewighteth in t-them; ow, Whewe is t-the God 
of judgment? 3-3:1 Behowd, I wiww send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my m-messengew, and he shaww 
p-pwepawe t-the w-way befowe me: and t-the WOWD, whom ye seek, shaww suddenwy 
come to his t-tempwe, even t-the messengew of t-the c-covenyant, whom ye 
dewight in: b-behowd, he shaww come, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

3:2 But who may abide t-the day of his coming? and who shaww stand when 
he appeaweth? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is w-wike a wefinyew's f-fiwe, and w-wike fuwwews' s-soap: 
3-3:3 And he shaww sit as a w-wefinyew and puwifiew of siwvew: and he shaww 
puwify t-the sons of Wevi, and puwge t-them as gowd and s-siwvew, that they 
may offew u-unto t-the WOWD an offewing in ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

3:4 T-Then shaww t-the offewing of Judah and Jewusawem be pweasant u-unto 
t-the WOWD, as in t-the days of o-owd, and as in f-fowmew yeaws. 

3:5 And I wiww come (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to you to judgment; and I wiww be a swift 
witnyess against t-the sowcewews, and against t-the aduwtewews, and against 
f-fawse sweawews, and against those that o(>ω<)o o-oppwess t-the hiwewing in his 
wages, t-the widow, and t-the (=①ω①=) f-fathewwess, and that tuwn aside t-the stwangew 
fwom his (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, and f-feaw nyot me, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

3-3:6 Fow I am t-the WOWD, I change n-nyot; thewefowe ye sons of J-Jacob awe 
nyot consumed. 

3:7 Even fwom t-the days of youw f-fathews ye awe gonye away fwom minye 
owdinyances, and have nyot kept them. W-Wetuwn u-unto me, and I wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
u-unto y-you, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. But ye said, Whewein shaww we 
wetuwn? 3:8 W-Wiww a man w-wob God? Y-Yet ye have w-wobbed me. But ye say, 
Whewein have we w-wobbed thee? In tithes and offewings. 

3-3:9 Ye awe cuwsed with a cuwse: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have w-wobbed me, even this w-whowe 
n-nyation. 

3:10 Bwing ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tithes into t-the s-stowehouse, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be 
meat in minye h-house, and pwove m-me nyow hewewith, saith t-the WOWD of 
hosts, if I wiww nyot open you t-the windows of heaven, and p-pouw you out 
a b-bwessing, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be woom e-enyough to weceive it. 

3:11 And I wiww webuke t-the devouwew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes, and he shaww nyot 
d-destwoy t-the fwuits of youw g-gwound; nyeithew shaww youw vinye cast hew 
fwuit befowe t-the time in t-the fiewd, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

3:12 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations shaww caww you bwessed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww be a 
dewightsome wand, saith t-the WOWD of hosts. 

3:13 Youw w-wowds have b-been s-stout against me, saith t-the WOWD. Y-Yet ye 
say, What have we spoken so m-much against thee? 3:14 Ye have said, I-It 
is vain to sewve G-God: and what pwofit is it that we have kept his 
owdinyance, and that we have wawked mouwnfuwwy befowe t-the WOWD of 
h-hosts? 3:15 And nyow we caww t-the pwoud happy; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they that wowk 
w-wickednyess awe s-set up; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they that t-tempt God awe even dewivewed. 

3:16 T-Then they that feawed t-the WOWD spake often onye to anyothew: and 
t-the WOWD heawkenyed, and heawd it, and a book of w-wemembwance w-was 
wwitten befowe him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that feawed t-the WOWD, and that thought 
upon his nyame. 

3:17 And they shaww be minye, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, in that day when 
I make up o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jewews; and I wiww spawe t-them, as a man spaweth his own 
son that (・_・ヾ s-sewveth h-him. 

3:18 T-Then shaww ye wetuwn, and discewn b-between t-the wighteous and t-the 
w-wicked, b-between him that (・_・ヾ s-sewveth God and him that (・_・ヾ s-sewveth him n-nyot. 

4:1 Fow, b-behowd, t-the day cometh, that shaww buwn as an oven; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the pwoud, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (^-^*)/ d-do wickedwy, shaww be stubbwe: and t-the 
day that cometh shaww buwn t-them up, saith t-the WOWD of hosts, that it 
shaww weave t-them nyeithew woot (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwanch. 

4-4:2 But u-unto you that f-feaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame shaww t-the Sun of wighteousnyess 
a-awise with (☆ω☆) h-heawing in his wings; and ye shaww go fowth, and gwow up as 
cawves of t-the staww. 

4:3 And ye shaww twead down t-the wicked; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be ashes undew 
t-the sowes of youw feet in t-the day that I shaww (^-^*)/ d-do this, saith t-the WOWD 
of hosts. 

4-4:4 Wemembew ye t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, which I commanded u-unto 
him in Howeb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, with t-the s-statutes and judgments. 

4-4:5 Behowd, I wiww send you Ewijah t-the pwophet befowe t-the coming of 
t-the gweat and dweadfuw day of t-the WOWD: 4:6 And he shaww tuwn t-the 
heawt of t-the f-fathews to t-the c-chiwdwen, and t-the heawt of t-the chiwdwen to 
theiw fathews, west I come and smite t-the eawth with a cuwse. 


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The Nyew Testament of t-the King James Bibwe 




The Gospew Accowding to Saint Matthew 


1:1 The book of t-the genyewation of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the son of D-David, t-the 
son of (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

1:2 A-Abwaham begat Isaac; and Isaac begat Jacob; and J-Jacob begat (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas 
and his bwethwen; 1:3 And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas begat Phawes and Zawa of Thamaw; and 
Phawes begat Eswom; and Eswom begat Awam; 1:4 And A-Awam begat Aminyadab; 
and Aminyadab begat Nyaasson; and Nyaasson begat Sawmon; 1:5 And Sawmon 
begat Booz of W-Wachab; and Booz begat Obed of Wuth; and Obed begat 
J-Jesse; 1-1:6 And Jesse begat David t-the king; and David t-the king begat 
S-Sowomon of hew that h-had b-been t-the wife of Uwias; 1:7 And S-Sowomon begat 
Woboam; and Woboam begat Abia; and Abia begat Asa; 1:8 And Asa begat 
Josaphat; and Josaphat begat (=^ ◡ ^=) *looks away* J-Jowam; and Jowam begat Ozias; 1-1:9 And 
(o´∀`o) *shuffles closer* O-Ozias begat (￣ω￣) J-Joatham; and Joatham begat Achaz; and Achaz begat Ezekias; 
1:10 And Ezekias begat M-Manyasses; and M-Manyasses begat Amon; and Amon 
begat Josias; 1:11 And Josias begat Jechonyias and his bwethwen, about 
t-the time they wewe cawwied away to |･ω･) B-Babywon: 1:12 And aftew they wewe 
b-bwought to Babywon, Jechonyias begat Sawathiew; and S-Sawathiew begat 
Zowobabew; 1:13 And Z-Zowobabew begat Abiud; and Abiud begat Ewiakim; 
and Ewiakim begat Azow; 1:14 And A-Azow begat Sadoc; and S-Sadoc begat 
Achim; and Achim begat E-Ewiud; 1:15 And Ewiud begat Eweazaw; and 
Eweazaw begat Matthan; and Matthan begat Jacob; 1:16 And J-Jacob begat 
Joseph t-the h-husband of Mawy, of whom w-was bown Jesus, who is cawwed 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:17 S-So (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the genyewations fwom A-Abwaham to David awe fouwteen 
genyewations; and fwom David untiw t-the cawwying away into Babywon awe 
fouwteen genyewations; and fwom t-the cawwying away into Babywon u-unto 
Chwist awe fouwteen genyewations. 

1:18 Nyow t-the biwth of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist w-was on this wise: When as his 
mothew (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy w-was espoused to Joseph, befowe they came togethew, she w-was 
f-found with c-chiwd of t-the Howy Ghost. 

1:19 T-Then Joseph hew husband, being a just ^.^ m-man, and nyot wiwwing to 
make hew a pubwick e-exampwe, w-was minded to put hew away pwiviwy. 

1:20 But whiwe he thought on these things, b-behowd, t-the angew of t-the 
WOWD appeawed u-unto him in a dweam, s-saying, Joseph, t-thou son of D-David, 
f-feaw nyot to o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto thee (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy thy wife: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which is ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived 
in hew is of t-the Howy Ghost. 

1-1:21 And she shaww bwing fowth a son, and t-thou shawt caww his nyame 
J-JESUS: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww s-save his peopwe fwom theiw sins. 

1:22 Nyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this w-was donye, that it m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was 
spoken of t-the Wowd by t-the pwophet, s-saying, 1:23 Behowd, a viwgin shaww 
be with chiwd, and shaww bwing fowth a son, and they shaww caww his 
nyame Emmanyuew, which being intewpweted is, God with us. 

1-1:24 T-Then Joseph being waised fwom (o´∀`o) s-sweep did as t-the angew of t-the Wowd 
h-had bidden him, and took u-unto him his wife: 1:25 And knyew hew nyot tiww 
she h-had b-bwought fowth hew fiwstbown son: and he cawwed his nyame JESUS. 

2:1 Nyow when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was bown in >_> B-Bethwehem of Judaea in t-the days of 
Hewod t-the king, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came wise men fwom t-the east to 
J-Jewusawem, 2:2 Saying, Whewe is he that is bown King of t-the Jews? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
we have s-seen his staw in t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and awe come to w-wowship h-him. 

2-2:3 When Hewod t-the king h-had heawd these things, he w-was twoubwed, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Jewusawem with h-him. 

2:4 And when he h-had gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chief pwiests and scwibes of t-the 
peopwe togethew, he demanded of t-them whewe Chwist shouwd be bown. 

2-2:5 And they said u-unto him, In >_> B-Bethwehem of Judaea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus it is 
wwitten by t-the pwophet, 2:6 And t-thou Bethwehem, in t-the wand of Juda, 
awt nyot t-the weast among t-the pwinces of Juda: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of thee shaww 
come a Govewnyow, that shaww w-wuwe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe Iswaew. 

2-2:7 T-Then Hewod, when he h-had pwiviwy cawwed t-the wise men, enquiwed of 
t-them diwigentwy what time t-the staw a-appeawed. 

2:8 And he sent t-them to Bethwehem, and said, Go and s-seawch diwigentwy 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the young chiwd; and when ye have f-found him, bwing m-me wowd again, 
that I may come and w-wowship him awso. 

2-2:9 When they h-had heawd t-the king, they depawted; and, wo, t-the staw, 
which they saw in t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, went befowe t-them, tiww it came and s-stood 
o-ovew whewe t-the young c-chiwd was. 

2:10 When they saw t-the staw, they w-wejoiced with exceeding gweat j-joy. 

2-2:11 And when they wewe come into t-the h-house, they saw t-the young c-chiwd 
with (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy his mothew, and feww down, and w-wowshipped him: and when they 
h-had openyed theiw tweasuwes, they pwesented u-unto him gifts; gowd, and 
fwankincense and mywwh. 

2:12 And being wawnyed of God in a dweam that they shouwd nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to 
Hewod, they depawted into theiw own c-countwy anyothew way. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And when they wewe depawted, b-behowd, t-the angew of t-the Wowd 
appeaweth to Joseph in a dweam, s-saying, Awise, and o(>ω<)o t-take t-the young 
c-chiwd and his mothew, and fwee into Egypt, and be t-thou (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe untiw I 
bwing thee wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Hewod wiww seek t-the young c-chiwd to d-destwoy h-him. 

2:14 When he a-awose, he took t-the young c-chiwd and his mothew by nyight, 
and depawted into Egypt: 2:15 And w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe untiw t-the death of H-Hewod: 
that it m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken of t-the Wowd by t-the 
pwophet, s-saying, Out of Egypt have I cawwed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

2:16 T-Then Hewod, when he saw that he w-was mocked of t-the wise men, w-was 
exceeding w-wwoth, and sent fowth, and swew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen that wewe 
in Bethwehem, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts t-theweof, fwom two yeaws o-owd and 
undew, a-accowding to t-the time which he h-had diwigentwy enquiwed of t-the 
wise m-men. 

2:17 T-Then w-was fuwfiwwed that which w-was spoken by J-Jewemy t-the pwophet, 
s-saying, 2:18 In W-Wama w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a voice heawd, wamentation, and 
weeping, and gweat mouwnying, Wachew weeping (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew c-chiwdwen, and 
w-wouwd nyot be comfowted, because they awe n-nyot. 

2:19 But when Hewod w-was dead, b-behowd, an angew of t-the Wowd appeaweth 
in a dweam to Joseph in Egypt, {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Saying, Awise, and o(>ω<)o t-take t-the young 
c-chiwd and his mothew, and go into t-the wand of Iswaew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe 
dead which sought t-the young chiwd's wife. 

2:21 And he a-awose, and took t-the young c-chiwd and his mothew, and came 
into t-the wand of Iswaew. 

2:22 But when he heawd that A-Awchewaus did weign in Judaea in t-the woom 
of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Hewod, he w-was afwaid to go thithew: (*ﾉωﾉ) n-nyotwithstanding, 
being wawnyed of God in a dweam, he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside into t-the pawts of 
Gawiwee: 2:23 And he came and d-dwewt in a city cawwed Nyazaweth: that it 
m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken by t-the pwophets, He shaww be 
cawwed a Nyazawenye. 

3-3:1 In those days came (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist, pweaching in t-the wiwdewnyess 
of Judaea, 3:2 And s-saying, W-Wepent ye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kingdom of heaven is a-at 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

3-3:3 Fow this is he that w-was spoken of by t-the pwophet Esaias, s-saying, 
The voice of onye cwying in t-the wiwdewnyess, Pwepawe ye t-the w-way of t-the 
W-Wowd, make his paths stwaight. 

3:4 And t-the same (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John h-had his waiment of camew's haiw, and a weathewn 
g-giwdwe about his woins; and his meat w-was wocusts and wiwd honyey. 

3:5 T-Then went out to him J-Jewusawem, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judaea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Jowdan, 3-3:6 And wewe baptized of him in Jowdan, confessing 
theiw sins. 

3:7 But when he saw many of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and Sadducees come to his 
b-baptism, he said u-unto t-them, O-O genyewation of vipews, who hath wawnyed 
you to fwee fwom t-the wwath to come? 3:8 Bwing fowth thewefowe fwuits 
meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wepentance: 3-3:9 And think nyot to say within youwsewves, We 
have A-Abwaham to ouw fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I say u-unto y-you, that God is abwe of 
these s-stonyes to w-waise up chiwdwen u-unto (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

3:10 And nyow awso t-the a-axe is w-waid u-unto t-the woot of t-the t-twees: 
thewefowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee which bwingeth nyot fowth g-good fwuit is hewn down, 
and cast into t-the fiwe. 

3:11 I indeed b-baptize you with w-watew u-unto wepentance. but he that 
cometh aftew m-me is mightiew than I, whose shoes I am nyot wowthy to 
beaw: he shaww b-baptize you with t-the Howy Ghost, and with fiwe: 3:12 
Whose fan is in his hand, and he wiww thwoughwy puwge his f-fwoow, and 
gathew his wheat into t-the g-gawnyew; but he wiww buwn up t-the chaff with 
unquenchabwe fiwe. 

3:13 T-Then cometh ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus fwom G-Gawiwee to (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan u-unto John, to be 
baptized of h-him. 

3:14 But (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John fowbad him, s-saying, I have nyeed to be baptized of thee, 
and comest t-thou to m-me? 3:15 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto him, Suffew 
it to be so nyow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thus it becometh us to fuwfiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 
T-Then he suffewed h-him. 

3:16 And Jesus, when he w-was b-baptized, went up stwaightway out of t-the 
watew: and, wo, t-the h-heavens wewe openyed u-unto him, and he saw t-the 
Spiwit of God descending w-wike a dove, and wighting upon him: 3:17 And 
wo a voice fwom heaven, s-saying, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved Son, in whom I am 
w-weww pweased. 

4:1 T-Then w-was ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-wed up of t-the spiwit into t-the wiwdewnyess to be 
tempted of t-the deviw. 

4-4:2 And when he h-had fasted f-fowty days and f-fowty nyights, he w-was 
aftewwawd an hungwed. 

4:3 And when t-the temptew came to him, he said, If t-thou be t-the S-Son of 
G-God, command that these s-stonyes be m-made bwead. 

4-4:4 But he answewed and said, I-It is wwitten, Man shaww nyot wive by 
bwead awonye, but by {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowd that p-pwoceedeth out of t-the mouth of 
God. 

4-4:5 T-Then t-the deviw taketh him up into t-the h-howy city, and setteth him 
on a pinnyacwe of t-the t-tempwe, 4:6 And saith u-unto him, If t-thou be t-the 
S-Son of G-God, cast t-thysewf down: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, He shaww g-give his 
angews chawge c-concewnying t-thee: and in theiw h-hands they shaww beaw thee 
up, west a-at any time t-thou dash thy foot against a stonye. 

4:7 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, I-It is wwitten again, T-Thou shawt nyot t-tempt t-the 
Wowd thy God. 

4-4:8 A-Again, t-the deviw taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, 
and sheweth him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the wowwd, and t-the gwowy of t-them; 
4:9 And saith u-unto him, Aww these things wiww I g-give thee, if t-thou 
wiwt faww down and w-wowship me. 

4:10 T-Then saith ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto him, Get thee hence, Satan: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is 
wwitten, T-Thou shawt w-wowship t-the Wowd thy G-God, and him onwy shawt t-thou 
sewve. 

4:11 T-Then t-the deviw weaveth him, and, b-behowd, angews came and 
minyistewed u-unto h-him. 

4:12 Nyow when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had heawd that (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was cast into pwison, he 
depawted into Gawiwee; 4:13 And weaving Nyazaweth, he came and d-dwewt in 
C-Capewnyaum, which is upon t-the sea coast, in t-the b-bowdews of Zabuwon and 
Nyephthawim: 4:14 That it m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken by Esaias 
t-the pwophet, s-saying, 4:15 The wand of Z-Zabuwon, and t-the wand of 
Nyephthawim, by t-the w-way of t-the sea, beyond Jowdan, G-Gawiwee of t-the 
Gentiwes; 4:16 The peopwe which sat in dawknyess saw gweat wight; and 
to t-them which sat in t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion and shadow of death wight is spwung 
(＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

4:17 Fwom that time ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus began to pweach, and to say, Wepent: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
kingdom of heaven is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

4-4:18 And Jesus, wawking by t-the sea of G-Gawiwee, saw two bwethwen, Simon 
cawwed Petew, and A-Andwew his bwothew, c-casting a nyet into t-the sea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they wewe fishews. 

4:19 And he saith u-unto t-them, Fowwow me, and I wiww make you fishews of 
m-men. 

4:20 And they stwaightway weft theiw nyets, and f-fowwowed h-him. 

4:21 And g-going on fwom thence, he saw othew two bwethwen, James t-the 
son of Zebedee, and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John his bwothew, in a s-ship with Zebedee theiw 
fathew, mending theiw nyets; and he cawwed them. 

4:22 And they immediatewy weft t-the s-ship and theiw fathew, and f-fowwowed 
h-him. 

4:23 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went about (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww G-Gawiwee, teaching in theiw synyagogues, 
and pweaching t-the gospew of t-the k-kingdom, and (☆ω☆) h-heawing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of 
sicknyess and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of d-disease among t-the peopwe. 

4:24 And his f-fame went (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Sywia: and they b-bwought u-unto him 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sick peopwe that wewe taken with divews diseases and t-towments, and 
those which wewe p-possessed with ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and those which wewe wunyatick, 
and those that h-had t-the pawsy; and he heawed them. 

4:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-fowwowed him gweat m-muwtitudes of peopwe fwom G-Gawiwee, 
and fwom Decapowis, and fwom J-Jewusawem, and fwom Judaea, and fwom 
beyond Jowdan. 

5:1 And seeing t-the (^ω~) m-muwtitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he 
w-was set, his discipwes came u-unto him: 5-5:2 And he openyed his mouth, and 
taught t-them, s-saying, 5:3 Bwessed awe t-the poow in spiwit: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiws is 
t-the kingdom of heaven. 

5:4 Bwessed awe they that mouwn: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be comfowted. 

5:5 Bwessed awe t-the meek: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww i-inhewit t-the eawth. 

5:6 Bwessed awe they which (^-^*)/ d-do h-hungew and t-thiwst aftew wighteousnyess: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be fiwwed. 

5:7 Bwessed awe t-the mewcifuw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww obtain mewcy. 

5:8 Bwessed awe t-the puwe in (*°▽°*) h-heawt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww s-see God. 

5:9 Bwessed awe t-the peacemakews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww be cawwed t-the chiwdwen 
of God. 

5:10 Bwessed awe they which awe pewsecuted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wighteousnyess' sake: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiws is t-the kingdom of heaven. 

5:11 Bwessed awe ye, when men shaww weviwe y-you, and pewsecute y-you, and 
shaww say (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of eviw against you fawsewy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake. 

5:12 Wejoice, and be exceeding gwad: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweat is youw wewawd in 
heaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so pewsecuted they t-the pwophets which wewe befowe you. 

5-5:13 Ye awe t-the sawt of t-the eawth: but if t-the sawt have wost his 
savouw, whewewith shaww it be sawted? it is thencefowth g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
nyothing, but to be cast (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and to be twodden undew foot of m-men. 

5:14 Ye awe t-the wight of t-the wowwd. A-A city that is s-set on an (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww 
c-cannyot be h-hid. 

5:15 N-Nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do men wight a candwe, and put it undew a bushew, but on 
a candwestick; and it giveth wight u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in t-the house. 

5:16 Wet youw wight so (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye befowe men, that they may s-see youw g-good 
wowks, and gwowify youw Fathew which is in heaven. 

5:17 Think nyot that I am come to d-destwoy t-the w-waw, ow t-the p-pwophets: I 
am nyot come to destwoy, but to fuwfiw. 

5:18 Fow vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Tiww heaven and eawth pass, onye jot ow 
onye tittwe shaww in nyo wise pass fwom t-the w-waw, tiww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be f-fuwfiwwed. 

5:19 Whosoevew thewefowe shaww bweak onye of these weast commandments, 
and shaww t-teach men so, he shaww be cawwed t-the weast in t-the kingdom of 
heaven: but w-whosoevew shaww (^-^*)/ d-do and t-teach t-them, t-the same shaww be 
cawwed gweat in t-the kingdom of heaven. 

5:20 Fow I say u-unto y-you, That except youw wighteousnyess shaww exceed 
t-the wighteousnyess of t-the scwibes and Phawisees, ye shaww in nyo case 
entew into t-the kingdom of heaven. 

5:21 Ye have heawd that it w-was said by t-them of o-owd time, T-Thou shawt 
nyot kiww; and w-whosoevew shaww kiww shaww be in dangew of t-the judgment: 
5:22 But I say u-unto y-you, That w-whosoevew is angwy with his b-bwothew 
without a c-cause shaww be in dangew of t-the judgment: and w-whosoevew 
shaww say to his bwothew, Waca, shaww be in dangew of t-the counciw: but 
w-whosoevew shaww say, T-Thou foow, shaww be in dangew of heww fiwe. 

5:23 Thewefowe if t-thou bwing thy gift to t-the awtaw, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
wemembewest that thy b-bwothew hath ought against thee; 5-5:24 Weave (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
thy gift befowe t-the awtaw, and go thy way; fiwst be weconciwed to thy 
bwothew, and t-then come and offew thy ต(=ω=)ต g-gift. 

5:25 Agwee with thinye a-advewsawy quickwy, whiwes t-thou awt in t-the w-way 
with h-him; west a-at any time t-the a-advewsawy d-dewivew thee to t-the judge, 
and t-the j-judge d-dewivew thee to t-the officew, and t-thou be cast into 
pwison. 

5:26 Vewiwy I say u-unto thee, T-Thou shawt by nyo means come out thence, 
tiww t-thou hast paid t-the uttewmost fawthing. 

5:27 Ye have heawd that it w-was said by t-them of o-owd time, T-Thou shawt 
nyot commit aduwtewy: 5:28 But I say u-unto y-you, That w-whosoevew wooketh 
on a woman to w-wust aftew hew hath committed aduwtewy with hew awweady 
in his heawt. 

5-5:29 And if thy wight eye offend thee, pwuck it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and cast it fwom 
t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is pwofitabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee that onye of thy membews shouwd 
pewish, and nyot that thy w-whowe body shouwd be cast into heww. 

5:30 And if thy wight hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it fwom 
t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is pwofitabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee that onye of thy membews shouwd 
pewish, and nyot that thy w-whowe body shouwd be cast into heww. 

5:31 I-It hath b-been said, Whosoevew shaww put away his wife, wet him 
g-give hew a w-wwiting of divowcement: 5-5:32 But I say u-unto y-you, That 
w-whosoevew shaww put away his wife, saving (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the c-cause of 
f-fownyication, causeth hew to commit aduwtewy: and w-whosoevew shaww m-mawwy 
hew that is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ d-divowced committeth aduwtewy. 

5:33 A-Again, ye have heawd that it hath b-been said by t-them of o-owd time, 
T-Thou shawt nyot fowsweaw xDD t-thysewf, but shawt pewfowm u-unto t-the Wowd thinye 
oaths: 5-5:34 But I say u-unto y-you, Sweaw nyot a-at aww; nyeithew by heaven; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is God's thwonye: 5:35 Nyow by t-the eawth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is his 
footstoow: nyeithew by Jewusawem; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is t-the city of t-the gweat King. 

5:36 N-Nyeithew shawt t-thou sweaw by thy head, because t-thou c-canst nyot make 
onye haiw white ow b-bwack. 

5:37 But wet youw communyication be, Yea, y-yea; Nyay, nyay: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whatsoevew 
is mowe than these cometh of \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

5:38 Ye have heawd that it hath b-been said, An eye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an eye, and a 
tooth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (O_O;) t-tooth: 5:39 But I say u-unto y-you, That ye w-wesist nyot eviw: 
but w-whosoevew shaww smite thee on thy wight c-cheek, tuwn to him t-the 
othew awso. 

(;;;*_*) 5-5:40 And if any man wiww sue thee a-at t-the w-waw, and o(>ω<)o t-take away thy coat, 
wet him have thy cwoak awso. 

5:41 And w-whosoevew shaww compew thee to go a m-miwe, go with him twain. 

5:42 Give to him that asketh thee, and fwom him that w-wouwd bowwow of 
thee tuwn nyot t-thou away. 

5:43 Ye have heawd that it hath b-been said, T-Thou shawt wove thy 
nyeighbouw, and hate thinye enyemy. 

5:44 But I say u-unto y-you, Wove youw >_> e-enyemies, bwess t-them that (O_O;) c-cuwse y-you, 
(^-^*)/ d-do g-good to t-them that hate y-you, and p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them which despitefuwwy 
use y-you, and pewsecute you; 5-5:45 That ye may be t-the chiwdwen of youw 
Fathew which is in heaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he m-maketh his sun to (☆ω☆) w-wise on t-the eviw 
and on t-the g-good, and (-_-) s-sendeth wain on t-the just and on t-the (^ω~) *cuddles you* u-unjust. 

5:46 Fow if ye wove t-them which wove y-you, what wewawd have ye? (^-^*)/ d-do nyot 
even t-the pubwicans t-the same? 5:47 And if ye sawute youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
onwy, what (^-^*)/ d-do ye mowe than o-othews? (^-^*)/ d-do nyot even t-the pubwicans (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 5:48 
(☆▽☆) B-Be ye thewefowe p-pewfect, even as youw Fathew which is in heaven is 
p-pewfect. 

6-6:1 Take heed that ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyot youw awms befowe men, to be s-seen of (=`ω´=) t-them: 
o-othewwise ye have nyo wewawd of youw Fathew which is in heaven. 

6:2 Thewefowe when t-thou doest thinye awms, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot s-sound a twumpet 
befowe thee, as t-the hypocwites (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the synyagogues and in t-the 
(T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, that they may have gwowy of m-men. Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, They 
have theiw wewawd. 

6:3 But when t-thou doest awms, wet nyot thy weft hand knyow what thy 
wight hand d-doeth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 That thinye awms may be in secwet: and thy Fathew 
which seeth in secwet himsewf shaww wewawd thee o-openwy. 

6:5 And when t-thou pwayest, t-thou shawt nyot be as t-the hypocwites awe: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wove to p-pway standing in t-the synyagogues and in t-the c-cownyews of 
t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, that they may be s-seen of m-men. Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, They 
have theiw wewawd. 

6:6 But thou, when t-thou pwayest, entew into thy cwoset, and when t-thou 
hast s-shut thy d-doow, p-pway to thy Fathew which is in secwet; and thy 
Fathew which seeth in secwet shaww wewawd thee o-openwy. 

6:7 But when ye (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, use nyot vain wepetitions, as t-the heathen do: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they think that they shaww be heawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw m-much speaking. 

6:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot ye thewefowe w-wike u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw Fathew k-knyoweth what 
things ye have nyeed of, befowe ye ask h-him. 

6:9 Aftew this m-mannyew thewefowe p-pway ye: O-Ouw Fathew which awt in 
heaven, Hawwowed be thy nyame. 

6:10 Thy kingdom come, Thy wiww be donye in eawth, as it is in heaven. 

6:11 Give us this day ouw daiwy bwead. 

6:12 And fowgive us ouw debts, as we fowgive ouw debtows. 

6:13 And wead us nyot into t-temptation, but d-dewivew us fwom eviw: Fow 
thinye is t-the k-kingdom, and t-the p-powew, and t-the gwowy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. A-Amen. 

6:14 Fow if ye fowgive men theiw twespasses, youw heavenwy Fathew wiww 
awso fowgive you: 6:15 But if ye fowgive nyot men theiw twespasses, 
nyeithew wiww youw Fathew fowgive youw twespasses. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 Moweovew when ye fast, be nyot, as t-the h-hypocwites, of a s-sad 
countenyance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they disfiguwe theiw faces, that they may appeaw u-unto 
men to fast. Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, They have theiw wewawd. 

6-6:17 But thou, when t-thou fastest, anyoint thinye head, and w-wash thy 
face; 6:18 That t-thou appeaw nyot u-unto men to fast, but u-unto thy Fathew 
which is in secwet: and thy Fathew, which seeth in secwet, shaww 
wewawd thee o-openwy. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 Way nyot up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves tweasuwes upon eawth, whewe ^w^ m-moth and 
wust doth cowwupt, and whewe thieves bweak thwough and steaw: 6:20 But 
way up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves tweasuwes in heaven, whewe nyeithew ^w^ m-moth (=`ω´=) n-nyow wust 
doth cowwupt, and whewe thieves (^-^*)/ d-do nyot bweak thwough (=`ω´=) n-nyow steaw: 6:21 
Fow whewe youw tweasuwe is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww youw heawt be awso. 

6:22 The wight of t-the body is t-the eye: if thewefowe thinye eye be 
s-singwe, thy w-whowe body shaww be f-fuww of wight. 

6:23 But if thinye eye be eviw, thy w-whowe body shaww be f-fuww of 
dawknyess. 

If thewefowe t-the wight that is in thee be dawknyess, how gweat is that 
dawknyess! 6:24 N-Nyo man c-can sewve two mastews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eithew he wiww hate 
t-the o-onye, and wove t-the othew; ow ewse he wiww h-howd to t-the o-onye, and 
despise t-the o-othew. Ye c-cannyot sewve God and mammon. 

6:25 Thewefowe I say u-unto y-you, Take nyo thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw w-wife, what ye 
shaww eat, ow what ye shaww dwink; (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw b-body, what ye 
shaww put o-on. Is nyot t-the wife mowe than m-meat, and t-the body than 
waiment? 6:26 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the f-fowws of t-the a-aiw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they sow nyot, nyeithew 
(^-^*)/ d-do they weap, (=`ω´=) n-nyow gathew into bawns; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet youw heavenwy Fathew feedeth 
them. Awe ye nyot m-much bettew than they? 6:27 W-Which of you by taking 
thought c-can a-add onye c-cubit u-unto his statuwe? 6:28 And why o(>ω<)o t-take ye 
thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waiment? Considew t-the wiwies of t-the fiewd, how they gwow; 
they toiw nyot, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do they s-spin: 6:29 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I say u-unto y-you, That 
even S-Sowomon in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his gwowy w-was nyot awwayed w-wike onye of these. 

6:30 Whewefowe, if God so cwothe t-the gwass of t-the fiewd, which to day 
is, and to mowwow is cast into t-the oven, shaww he nyot m-much mowe cwothe 
y-you, O-O ye of ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe faith? 6:31 Thewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take nyo t-thought, s-saying, 
What shaww we e-eat? ow, What shaww we dwink? ow, Whewewithaw shaww we 
be c-cwothed? 6:32 (Fow aftew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things (^-^*)/ d-do t-the G-Gentiwes s-seek:) 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw heavenwy Fathew k-knyoweth that ye have nyeed of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
things. 

6:33 But seek ye fiwst t-the kingdom of G-God, and his wighteousnyess; and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things shaww be a-added u-unto you. 

6-6:34 Take thewefowe nyo thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mowwow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mowwow shaww 
o(>ω<)o t-take thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the things of itsewf. Sufficient u-unto t-the day is t-the 
eviw t-theweof. 

7:1 Judge nyot, that ye be nyot judged. 

7:2 Fow with what j-judgment ye judge, ye shaww be judged: and with what 
measuwe ye m-mete, it shaww be measuwed to you again. 

7-7:3 And why behowdest t-thou t-the mote that is in thy bwothew's eye, but 
c-considewest nyot t-the b-beam that is in thinye own eye? 7:4 Ow how wiwt 
t-thou say to thy bwothew, Wet m-me puww out t-the mote out of thinye eye; 
and, b-behowd, a b-beam is in thinye own eye? 7:5 T-Thou hypocwite, fiwst 
cast out t-the b-beam out of thinye own eye; and t-then shawt t-thou s-see 
cweawwy to cast out t-the mote out of thy bwothew's eye. 

7:6 Give nyot that which is h-howy u-unto t-the dogs, nyeithew cast ye youw 
peawws befowe s-swinye, west they twampwe t-them undew theiw feet, and tuwn 
again and w-wend you. 

7-7:7 Ask, and it shaww be given you; seek, and ye shaww find; knyock, 
and it shaww be openyed u-unto you: (´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that asketh 
weceiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that k-knyocketh it 
shaww be openyed. 

7:9 Ow what man is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe of y-you, whom if his son ask bwead, wiww he 
g-give him a stonye? 7:10 Ow if he ask a fish, wiww he g-give him a 
sewpent? 7:11 If ye then, being eviw, knyow how to g-give g-good gifts 
u-unto youw c-chiwdwen, how m-much mowe shaww youw Fathew which is in heaven 
g-give g-good things to t-them that ask h-him? 7:12 Thewefowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things 
whatsoevew ye w-wouwd that men shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do to y-you, (^-^*)/ d-do ye even so to (=`ω´=) t-them: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the pwophets. 

7:13 Entew ye in a-at t-the s-stwait (´ ω `♡) g-gate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wide is t-the gate, and bwoad 
is t-the way, that weadeth to destwuction, and many (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be which go in 
theweat: 7:14 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because s-stwait is t-the gate, and nyawwow is t-the way, which 
weadeth u-unto w-wife, and f-few (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be that f-find it. 

7:15 Bewawe of f-fawse pwophets, which come to you in sheep's cwothing, 
but inwawdwy they awe wavenying wowves. 

7:16 Ye shaww knyow t-them by theiw fwuits. Do men gathew gwapes of 
thowns, ow figs of thistwes? 7:17 Even so {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good twee bwingeth 
fowth g-good fwuit; but a cowwupt twee bwingeth fowth eviw fwuit. 

7:18 A-A g-good twee c-cannyot bwing fowth eviw f-fwuit, nyeithew c-can a cowwupt 
twee bwing fowth g-good fwuit. 

xDD 7-7:19 Evewy twee that bwingeth nyot fowth g-good fwuit is hewn down, and 
cast into t-the fiwe. 

7:20 Whewefowe by theiw fwuits ye shaww knyow them. 

7:21 Nyot {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that saith u-unto me, W-Wowd, W-Wowd, shaww entew into 
t-the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth t-the wiww of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew which 
is in heaven. 

7:22 Many wiww say to m-me in that day, W-Wowd, W-Wowd, have we nyot 
pwophesied in thy nyame? and in thy nyame have cast out deviws? and in 
thy nyame donye many wondewfuw wowks? 7:23 And t-then wiww I pwofess u-unto 
t-them, I nyevew knyew you: depawt fwom me, ye that wowk inyiquity. 

7:24 Thewefowe w-whosoevew heaweth these sayings of minye, and doeth 
t-them, I wiww wiken him u-unto a wise ^.^ m-man, which b-buiwt his house upon a 
w-wock: 7:25 And t-the wain d-descended, and t-the fwoods came, and t-the w-winds 
(O.O) *twerks* b-bwew, and beat upon that h-house; and it feww nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was founded 
upon a wock. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that heaweth these sayings of minye, and doeth t-them 
nyot, shaww be wikenyed u-unto a foowish ^.^ m-man, which b-buiwt his house upon 
t-the sand: (=`ω´=) 7-7:27 And t-the wain d-descended, and t-the fwoods came, and t-the 
w-winds (O.O) *twerks* b-bwew, and beat upon that h-house; and it feww: and gweat w-was t-the 
faww of it. 

7:28 And it came to pass, when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had ended these sayings, t-the 
peopwe wewe astonyished a-at his doctwinye: 7:29 Fow he taught t-them as onye 
h-having a-authowity, and nyot as t-the s-scwibes. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 When he w-was come down fwom t-the mountain, gweat m-muwtitudes f-fowwowed 
h-him. 

8-8:2 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a wepew and w-wowshipped him, s-saying, W-Wowd, 
if t-thou wiwt, t-thou c-canst make m-me cwean. 

8:3 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus put fowth his hand, and touched him, s-saying, I w-wiww; be 
t-thou cwean. And immediatewy his wepwosy w-was (´ ω `♡) *notices bulge* c-cweansed. 

8:4 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, See t-thou teww nyo man; but go thy way, 
s-shew t-thysewf to t-the pwiest, and offew t-the gift that Moses commanded, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony u-unto them. 

8-8:5 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was entewed into C-Capewnyaum, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came u-unto him a 
centuwion, beseeching him, 8:6 And s-saying, W-Wowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant wieth a-at 
home sick of t-the pawsy, gwievouswy towmented. 

8:7 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, I wiww come and heaw h-him. 

8:8 The centuwion answewed and said, W-Wowd, I am nyot wowthy that t-thou 
shouwdest come undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woof: but speak t-the wowd onwy, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant 
shaww be heawed. 

8:9 Fow I am a man undew a-authowity, h-having sowdiews undew me: and I 
say to this ^.^ m-man, Go, and he g-goeth; and to anyothew, Come, and he 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, Do this, and he doeth it. 

8-8:10 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd it, he mawvewwed, and said to t-them that 
fowwowed, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I have nyot f-found so gweat faith, nyo, 
nyot in Iswaew. 

8-8:11 And I say u-unto y-you, That many shaww come fwom t-the east and west, 
and shaww sit down with A-Abwaham, and Isaac, and Jacob, in t-the kingdom 
of heaven. 

8:12 But t-the chiwdwen of t-the kingdom shaww be cast out into outew 
dawknyess: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be weeping and gnyashing of teeth. 

8-8:13 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-the centuwion, Go thy way; and as t-thou hast 
bewieved, so be it donye u-unto thee. And his sewvant w-was heawed in t-the 
sewfsame h-houw. 

8:14 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was come into Petew's h-house, he saw his w-wife's 
mothew waid, and sick of a fevew. 

8:15 And he touched hew hand, and t-the fevew weft hew: and she a-awose, 
and minyistewed u-unto them. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 When t-the even w-was come, they b-bwought u-unto him many that wewe 
p-possessed with deviws: and he cast out t-the s-spiwits with his wowd, and 
heawed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe sick: 8:17 That it m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was 
spoken by Esaias t-the pwophet, s-saying, Himsewf took ouw infiwmities, 
and bawe ouw sicknyesses. 

8-8:18 Nyow when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw gweat m-muwtitudes about him, he gave 
commandment to depawt u-unto t-the othew side. 

8-8:19 And a c-cewtain scwibe came, and said u-unto him, Mastew, I wiww 
fowwow thee whithewsoevew t-thou goest. 

8:20 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, The foxes have howes, and t-the biwds of 
t-the aiw have nyests; but t-the S-Son of man hath nyot whewe to way his head. 

8-8:21 And anyothew of his discipwes said u-unto him, W-Wowd, s-suffew m-me fiwst 
to go and buwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Fowwow m-me; and wet t-the dead buwy theiw 
dead. 

8:23 And when he w-was entewed into a ship, his discipwes f-fowwowed h-him. 

8:24 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a gweat t-tempest in t-the sea, i-insomuch 
that t-the s-ship w-was covewed with t-the waves: but he w-was asweep. 

8:25 And his discipwes came to him, and awoke him, s-saying, W-Wowd, s-save 
us: we pewish. 

8:26 And he saith u-unto t-them, Why awe ye feawfuw, O-O ye of ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe faith? 
T-Then he a-awose, and webuked t-the w-winds and t-the sea; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a 
gweat cawm. 

8:27 But t-the men mawvewwed, s-saying, What m-mannyew of man is this, that 
even t-the w-winds and t-the sea obey him! 8:28 And when he w-was come to t-the 
othew side into t-the c-countwy of t-the G-Gewgesenyes, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe met him two 
p-possessed with ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, coming out of t-the tombs, exceeding f-fiewce, so 
that nyo man m-might pass by that way. 

8:29 And, b-behowd, they cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-saying, What have we to (^-^*)/ d-do with 
thee, Jesus, t-thou S-Son of God? awt t-thou come hithew to t-towment us 
befowe t-the time? 8:30 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a g-good w-way off fwom t-them an hewd 
of many s-swinye f-feeding. 

8:31 S-So t-the deviws besought him, s-saying, If t-thou cast us (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-suffew 
us to go away into t-the hewd of swinye. 

8:32 And he said u-unto t-them, Go. And when they wewe come (* ^ ω ^) o-out, they went 
into t-the hewd of swinye: and, b-behowd, t-the w-whowe hewd of s-swinye wan 
viowentwy down a steep pwace into t-the sea, and pewished in t-the watews. 

╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 And they that kept t-them fwed, and went theiw ways into t-the city, 
and towd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thing, and what w-was ^w^ b-befawwen to t-the p-possessed of t-the 
deviws. 

8:34 And, b-behowd, t-the w-whowe city came out to meet Jesus: and when they 
saw him, they besought him that he w-wouwd depawt out of theiw coasts. 

9:1 And he entewed into a ship, and passed ovew, and came into his own 
city. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And, b-behowd, they b-bwought to him a man sick of t-the pawsy, wying on 
a bed: and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus seeing theiw f-faith said u-unto t-the sick of t-the pawsy; 
Son, be of g-good (-ω-、) c-cheew; thy s-sins be fowgiven thee. 

9:3 And, b-behowd, c-cewtain of t-the scwibes said within themsewves, This 
man bwasphemeth. 

9:4 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyowing theiw thoughts said, Whewefowe think ye eviw in 
youw heawts? 9:5 Fow whethew is easiew, to say, Thy s-sins be fowgiven 
thee; ow to say, Awise, and wawk? 9:6 But that ye may knyow that t-the 
S-Son of man hath p-powew on eawth to fowgive sins, (then saith he to t-the 
sick of t-the pawsy,) Awise, o(>ω<)o t-take up thy bed, and go u-unto thinye house. 

9:7 And he a-awose, and depawted to his house. 

9:8 But when t-the m-muwtitudes saw it, they mawvewwed, and gwowified G-God, 
which h-had given such p-powew u-unto m-men. 

9:9 And as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus passed fowth fwom thence, he saw a ^.^ m-man, nyamed 
M-Matthew, sitting a-at t-the weceipt of custom: and he saith u-unto him, 
Fowwow me. And he a-awose, and f-fowwowed h-him. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And it came to pass, as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sat a-at meat in t-the h-house, b-behowd, 
many pubwicans and sinnyews came and sat down with him and his 
d-discipwes. 

9-9:11 And when t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees saw it, they said u-unto his discipwes, Why 
eateth youw M-Mastew with pubwicans and sinnyews? 9:12 But when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
heawd that, he said u-unto t-them, They that be w-whowe nyeed nyot a 
p-physician, but they that awe s-sick. 

9:13 But go ye and weawn what that meanyeth, I wiww have m-mewcy, and nyot 
sacwifice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am nyot come to caww t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, but sinnyews to 
wepentance. 

9-9:14 T-Then came to him t-the discipwes of John, s-saying, Why (^-^*)/ d-do we and t-the 
(^ω~) P-Phawisees fast oft, but thy discipwes fast nyot? 9:15 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said 
u-unto t-them, Can t-the chiwdwen of t-the b-bwidechambew mouwn, as wong as t-the 
bwidegwoom is with them? but t-the days wiww come, when t-the bwidegwoom 
shaww be taken fwom t-them, and t-then shaww they fast. 

9:16 N-Nyo man putteth a piece of nyew cwoth u-unto an o-owd gawment, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that 
which is put in to fiww it up taketh fwom t-the gawment, and t-the went is 
m-made wowse. 

9:17 N-Nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do men put nyew winye into o-owd b-bottwes: ewse t-the bottwes 
bweak, and t-the winye w-wunnyeth (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and t-the bottwes pewish: but they put 
nyew winye into nyew bottwes, and both awe pwesewved. 

9:18 Whiwe he spake these things u-unto t-them, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a 
c-cewtain wuwew, and w-wowshipped him, s-saying, My daughtew is even nyow 
dead: but come and way thy hand upon hew, and she shaww w-wive. 

9:19 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus a-awose, and f-fowwowed him, and so did his d-discipwes. 

9:20 And, b-behowd, a woman, which w-was diseased with an i-issue of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
twewve yeaws, came behind him, and touched t-the hem of his g-gawment: 
9:21 Fow she said within hewsewf, If I may but touch his gawment, I 
shaww be w-whowe. 

9:22 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed him a-about, and when he saw hew, he said, 
D-Daughtew, be of g-good comfowt; thy f-faith hath m-made thee w-whowe. And t-the 
woman w-was m-made w-whowe fwom that h-houw. 

9:23 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came into t-the wuwew's h-house, and saw t-the m-minstwews 
and t-the peopwe making a nyoise, 9:24 He said u-unto t-them, Give p-pwace: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the m-maid is nyot dead, but sweepeth. And they w-waughed him to s-scown. 

9:25 But when t-the peopwe wewe put fowth, he went in, and took hew by 
t-the hand, and t-the m-maid awose. 

9:26 And t-the f-fame heweof went a-abwoad into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wand. 

9:27 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus depawted thence, two bwind men f-fowwowed him, 
cwying, and s-saying, T-Thou son of D-David, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on us. 

9-9:28 And when he w-was come into t-the h-house, t-the bwind men came to him: 
and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Bewieve ye that I am abwe to (^-^*)/ d-do t-this? They 
said u-unto him, Yea, Wowd. 

9:29 T-Then touched he theiw eyes, s-saying, Accowding to youw f-faith be it 
u-unto you. 

9:30 And theiw eyes wewe openyed; and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus stwaitwy c-chawged t-them, 
s-saying, See that nyo man knyow it. 

9:31 But they, when they wewe depawted, spwead a-abwoad his f-fame in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that countwy. 

9:32 As they went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, b-behowd, they b-bwought to him a dumb man 
p-possessed with a deviw. 

9:33 And when t-the deviw w-was cast (* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-the dumb spake: and t-the 
m-muwtitudes mawvewwed, s-saying, I-It w-was nyevew so s-seen in Iswaew. 

9:34 But t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees said, He casteth out deviws thwough t-the pwince 
of t-the deviws. 

9:35 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went about (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-cities and viwwages, teaching in 
theiw synyagogues, and pweaching t-the gospew of t-the k-kingdom, and (☆ω☆) h-heawing 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sicknyess and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy d-disease among t-the peopwe. 

9:36 But when he saw t-the (^ω~) m-muwtitudes, he w-was moved with compassion on 
t-them, because they fainted, and wewe scattewed abwoad, as sheep h-having 
nyo shephewd. 

9:37 T-Then saith he u-unto his discipwes, The hawvest t-twuwy is pwenteous, 
but t-the wabouwews awe f-few; 9:38 Pway ye thewefowe t-the Wowd of t-the 
hawvest, that he wiww send fowth wabouwews into his h-hawvest. 

10:1 And when he h-had cawwed u-unto him his twewve discipwes, he gave 
t-them p-powew against uncwean s-spiwits, to cast t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and to heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
m-mannyew of sicknyess and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of disease. 

1-10:2 Nyow t-the nyames of t-the twewve apostwes awe t-these; The fiwst, Simon, 
who is cawwed Petew, and A-Andwew his bwothew; James t-the son of Zebedee, 
and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John his bwothew; 10:3 Phiwip, and Bawthowomew; Thomas, and 
Matthew t-the pubwican; James t-the son of A-Awphaeus, and Webbaeus, whose 
suwnyame w-was Thaddaeus; 10:4 Simon t-the Canyaanyite, and (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, 
who awso betwayed h-him. 

1-10:5 These twewve ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sent fowth, and commanded t-them, s-saying, Go nyot 
into t-the w-way of t-the G-Gentiwes, and into any city of t-the S-Samawitans 
entew ye nyot: 10:6 But go wathew to t-the wost sheep of t-the house of 
Iswaew. 

10:7 And as ye go, pweach, s-saying, The kingdom of heaven is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

10:8 Heaw t-the sick, cweanse t-the wepews, w-waise t-the dead, cast out 
deviws: f-fweewy ye have weceived, f-fweewy give. 

10:9 Pwovide nyeithew gowd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-siwvew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow bwass in youw p-puwses, 10:10 
Nyow scwip (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, nyeithew two c-coats, nyeithew (￣ω￣) s-shoes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
staves: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wowkman is wowthy of his meat. 

1-10:11 And into whatsoevew city ow t-town ye shaww e-entew, enquiwe who in 
it is w-wowthy; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abide tiww ye go thence. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And when ye come into an h-house, sawute it. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And if t-the house be wowthy, wet youw peace come upon i-it: but if 
it be nyot wowthy, wet youw peace (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to you. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 And w-whosoevew shaww nyot weceive y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow h-heaw youw wowds, when 
ye depawt out of that house ow city, s-shake off t-the dust of youw feet. 

10:15 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I-It shaww be mowe towewabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand 
of Sodom and o(>< )o G-Gomowwha in t-the day of j-judgment, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that city. 

1-10:16 Behowd, I send you fowth as sheep in t-the m-midst of wowves: be ye 
thewefowe wise as sewpents, and hawmwess as doves. 

1-10:17 But bewawe of m-men: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww d-dewivew you up to t-the counciws, 
and they wiww scouwge you in theiw synyagogues; 10:18 And ye shaww be 
b-bwought befowe govewnyows and kings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony 
against t-them and t-the Gentiwes. 

10:19 But when they d-dewivew you up, o(>ω<)o t-take nyo thought how ow what ye 
shaww speak: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it shaww be given you in that same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw what ye shaww 
s-speak. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 Fow it is nyot ye that speak, but t-the Spiwit of youw Fathew which 
s-speaketh in you. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 And t-the b-bwothew shaww d-dewivew up t-the b-bwothew to d-death, and t-the 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew t-the chiwd: and t-the chiwdwen shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up against theiw 
pawents, and c-cause t-them to be put to death. 

10:22 And ye shaww be hated of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake: but he that 
enduweth to t-the end shaww be saved. 

1-10:23 But when they pewsecute you in this city, fwee ye into anyothew: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Ye shaww nyot have gonye o-ovew t-the c-cities of 
I-Iswaew, tiww t-the S-Son of man be come. 

10:24 The discipwe is nyot a-above his mastew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the sewvant a-above his 
w-wowd. 

10:25 I-It is e-enyough (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the discipwe that he be as his mastew, and t-the 
sewvant as his w-wowd. If they have cawwed t-the mastew of t-the house 
Beewzebub, how m-much mowe shaww they caww t-them of his (>_<) h-househowd? 10:26 
Feaw t-them nyot thewefowe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-covewed, that shaww nyot 
be weveawed; and hid, that shaww nyot be knyown. 

10:27 What I teww you in dawknyess, that speak ye in wight: and what ye 
h-heaw in t-the eaw, that pweach ye upon t-the housetops. 

1-10:28 And f-feaw nyot t-them which kiww t-the b-body, but awe nyot abwe to kiww 
t-the souw: but wathew f-feaw him which is abwe to d-destwoy both souw and 
body in heww. 

10:29 Awe nyot two spawwows sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a f-fawthing? and onye of t-them shaww 
nyot faww on t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound without youw Fathew. 

10:30 But t-the vewy haiws of youw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyumbewed. 

10:31 Feaw ye nyot thewefowe, ye awe of mowe vawue than many spawwows. 

10:32 Whosoevew thewefowe shaww confess m-me befowe men, him wiww I 
confess awso befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew which is in heaven. 

10:33 But w-whosoevew shaww deny m-me befowe men, him wiww I awso deny 
befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew which is in heaven. 

1-10:34 Think nyot that I am come to send peace on eawth: I came nyot to 
send p-peace, but a swowd. 

10:35 Fow I am come to s-set a man a-at ♡(｡- ω -) v-vawiance against his fathew, and 
t-the daughtew against hew mothew, and t-the daughtew in (☆▽☆) w-waw against hew 
mothew in waw. 

10:36 And a man's foes shaww be they of his own househowd. 

10:37 He that woveth o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow mothew mowe than m-me is nyot wowthy of 
me: and he that woveth son ow daughtew mowe than m-me is nyot wowthy of 
me. 

10:38 And he that taketh nyot his cwoss, and fowwoweth aftew me, is nyot 
wowthy of me. 

10:39 He that findeth his wife shaww wose i-it: and he that w-woseth his 
wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake shaww f-find it. 

1-10:40 He that weceiveth you weceiveth me, and he that weceiveth m-me 
weceiveth him that sent me. 

1-10:41 He that weceiveth a pwophet in t-the nyame of a pwophet shaww 
weceive a pwophet's wewawd; and he that weceiveth a wighteous man in 
t-the nyame of a wighteous man shaww weceive a wighteous man's wewawd. 

10:42 And w-whosoevew shaww g-give to dwink u-unto onye of these ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes 
a cup of cowd w-watew onwy in t-the nyame of a d-discipwe, vewiwy I say u-unto 
y-you, he shaww in nyo wise wose his wewawd. 

11:1 And it came to pass, when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had m-made an end of c-commanding his 
twewve discipwes, he depawted (o´∀`o) t-thence to t-teach and to pweach in theiw 
cities. 

11:2 Nyow when (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John h-had heawd in t-the pwison t-the wowks of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, he 
sent two of his discipwes, 11:3 And said u-unto him, Awt t-thou he that 
shouwd come, ow (^-^*)/ d-do we wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (>_<) a-anyothew? 11:4 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said 
u-unto t-them, Go and s-shew (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John again those things which ye (^-^*)/ d-do h-heaw and 
see: 11:5 The bwind weceive theiw s-sight, and t-the wame wawk, t-the wepews 
awe cweansed, and t-the deaf h-heaw, t-the dead awe waised up, and t-the poow 
have t-the gospew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached to them. 

11:6 And bwessed is he, w-whosoevew shaww nyot be o-offended in me. 

11:7 And as they depawted, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus began to say u-unto t-the m-muwtitudes 
c-concewnying John, What went ye out into t-the wiwdewnyess to see? A-A weed 
shaken with t-the wind? 11:8 But what went ye out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to see? A-A man 
cwothed in soft waiment? b-behowd, they that ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw soft (╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cwothing awe in 
kings' houses. 

11:9 But what went ye out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to see? A-A pwophet? (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I say u-unto y-you, 
and mowe than a pwophet. 

11:10 Fow this is he, of whom it is wwitten, Behowd, I send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
messengew befowe thy face, which shaww p-pwepawe thy w-way befowe thee. 

11:11 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Among t-them that awe bown of w-women (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
hath nyot wisen a gweatew than (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist: nyotwithstanding he 
that is weast in t-the kingdom of heaven is gweatew than he. 

11:12 And fwom t-the days of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the (✯◡✯) B-Baptist untiw nyow t-the kingdom of 
heaven suffeweth viowence, and t-the viowent o(>ω<)o t-take it by fowce. 

11:13 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets and t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw pwophesied untiw John. 

11:14 And if ye wiww weceive it, this is E-Ewias, which w-was (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to come. 

11:15 He that hath eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. 

11:16 But wheweunto shaww I wiken this (o_O)! g-genyewation? I-It is w-wike u-unto 
chiwdwen sitting in t-the mawkets, and cawwing u-unto theiw fewwows, 11:17 
And s-saying, We have piped u-unto y-you, and ye have nyot danced; we have 
mouwnyed u-unto y-you, and ye have nyot wamented. 

11:18 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John came nyeithew e-eating (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwinking, and they say, He hath 
a deviw. 

11:19 The S-Son of man came e-eating and dwinking, and they say, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd a 
man gwuttonyous, and a w-winyebibbew, a fwiend of pubwicans and sinnyews. 
But wisdom is j-justified of hew chiwdwen. 

11:20 T-Then began he to u-upbwaid t-the c-cities whewein most of his mighty 
wowks wewe donye, because they wepented nyot: 11:21 Woe u-unto thee, 
Chowazin! (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto thee, Bethsaida! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-the mighty wowks, which 
wewe donye in y-you, h-had b-been donye in T-Tywe and S-Sidon, they w-wouwd have 
wepented wong ago in (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth and ashes. 

11:22 But I say u-unto y-you, I-It shaww be mowe towewabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow T-Tywe and 
(❤ω❤) S-Sidon a-at t-the day of j-judgment, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

1-11:23 And thou, C-Capewnyaum, which awt exawted u-unto heaven, shawt be 
b-bwought down to heww: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-the mighty wowks, which have b-been donye in 
thee, h-had b-been donye in Sodom, it w-wouwd have wemainyed untiw this d-day. 

11:24 But I say u-unto y-you, That it shaww be mowe towewabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand 
of Sodom in t-the day of j-judgment, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. 

11:25 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, I thank thee, O-O Fathew, 
Wowd of heaven and eawth, because t-thou hast hid these things fwom t-the 
wise and pwudent, and hast weveawed t-them u-unto babes. 

11:26 Even so, Fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so it seemed g-good in thy sight. 

11:27 Aww things awe dewivewed u-unto m-me of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew: and nyo man 
k-knyoweth t-the Son, but t-the F-Fathew; nyeithew k-knyoweth any man t-the Fathew, 
s-save t-the Son, and he to w-whomsoevew t-the S-Son wiww weveaw h-him. 

11:28 Come u-unto me, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that wabouw and awe h-heavy (＃￣ω￣) w-waden, and I wiww 
g-give you w-west. 

1-11:29 Take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke upon y-you, and weawn of m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am meek and wowwy 
in (*°▽°*) h-heawt: and ye shaww f-find w-west u-unto youw souws. 

11:30 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke is easy, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden is wight. 

12:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went on t-the sabbath day thwough t-the cown; and 
his discipwes wewe an hungwed, and began to pwuck t-the eaws of cown and 
to eat. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 But when t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees saw it, they said u-unto him, Behowd, thy 
discipwes (^-^*)/ d-do that which is nyot wawfuw to (^-^*)/ d-do upon t-the sabbath d-day. 

12:3 But he said u-unto t-them, H-Have ye nyot wead what David did, when he 
w-was an hungwed, and they that wewe with h-him; 12:4 How he entewed into 
t-the house of G-God, and did e-eat t-the shewbwead, which w-was nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
him to eat, nyeithew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them which wewe with him, but onwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
pwiests? 1-12:5 Ow have ye nyot wead in t-the w-waw, how that on t-the sabbath 
days t-the pwiests in t-the tempwe pwofanye t-the sabbath, and awe (´ ∀ ` *) *leans over* b-bwamewess? 
12:6 But I say u-unto y-you, That in this pwace is onye gweatew than t-the 
tempwe. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 But if ye h-had knyown what this meanyeth, I wiww have m-mewcy, and nyot 
sacwifice, ye w-wouwd nyot have condemnyed t-the guiwtwess. 

12:8 Fow t-the S-Son of man is Wowd even of t-the sabbath d-day. 

12:9 And when he w-was depawted thence, he went into theiw synyagogue: 
12:10 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man which h-had his hand withewed. And 
they asked him, s-saying, Is it wawfuw to heaw on t-the sabbath days? that 
they m-might a-accuse h-him. 

1-12:11 And he said u-unto t-them, What man shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be among y-you, that 
shaww have onye sheep, and if it faww into a p-pit on t-the sabbath day, 
wiww he nyot way h-howd on it, and wift it out? 12:12 How m-much t-then is a 
man bettew than a sheep? Whewefowe it is wawfuw to (^-^*)/ d-do w-weww on t-the 
sabbath days. 

12:13 T-Then saith he to t-the ^.^ m-man, Stwetch fowth thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he 
stwetched it fowth; and it w-was westowed ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-whowe, w-wike as t-the o-othew. 

12:14 T-Then t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and hewd a counciw against him, how 
they m-might d-destwoy h-him. 

1-12:15 But when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew it, he w-withdwew himsewf fwom ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ t-thence: and 
gweat m-muwtitudes f-fowwowed him, and he heawed t-them aww; 12:16 And 
c-chawged t-them that they shouwd nyot make him knyown: 12:17 That it m-might 
be fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken by Esaias t-the pwophet, s-saying, (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 
(　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, whom I have chosen; o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, in whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw is 
w-weww p-pweased: I wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit upon him, and he shaww s-shew 
j-judgment to t-the Gentiwes. 

12:19 He shaww nyot stwive, (=`ω´=) n-nyow cwy; nyeithew shaww any man h-heaw his 
voice in t-the stweets. 

12:20 A-A bwuised weed shaww he nyot bweak, and smoking fwax shaww he nyot 
quench, tiww he send fowth j-judgment u-unto victowy. 

1-12:21 And in his nyame shaww t-the G-Gentiwes twust. 

12:22 T-Then w-was b-bwought u-unto him onye p-possessed with a deviw, bwind, and 
dumb: and he heawed him, i-insomuch that t-the bwind and dumb both spake 
and saw. 

12:23 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe amazed, and said, Is nyot this t-the son of 
David? 12:24 But when t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees heawd it, they said, This f-fewwow 
doth nyot cast out ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, but by Beewzebub t-the pwince of t-the deviws. 

12:25 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew theiw thoughts, and said u-unto t-them, Evewy kingdom 
d-divided against itsewf is b-bwought to desowation; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city ow 
house d-divided against itsewf shaww nyot s-stand: 12:26 And if Satan cast 
out Satan, he is d-divided against himsewf; how shaww t-then his kingdom 
stand? 12:27 And if I by Beewzebub cast out ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, by whom (^-^*)/ d-do youw 
chiwdwen cast t-them out? thewefowe they shaww be youw judges. 

12:28 But if I cast out deviws by t-the Spiwit of G-God, t-then t-the kingdom 
of God is come u-unto you. 

12:29 Ow ewse how c-can onye entew into a stwong man's h-house, and spoiw 
his goods, except he fiwst bind t-the stwong man? and t-then he wiww spoiw 
his house. 

12:30 He that is nyot with m-me is against m-me; and he that gatheweth nyot 
with m-me s-scatteweth abwoad. 

12:31 Whewefowe I say u-unto y-you, Aww m-mannyew of sin and bwasphemy shaww 
be fowgiven u-unto m-men: but t-the bwasphemy against t-the Howy Ghost shaww 
nyot be fowgiven u-unto m-men. 

12:32 And w-whosoevew s-speaketh a wowd against t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, it shaww 
be fowgiven him: but w-whosoevew s-speaketh against t-the Howy Ghost, it 
shaww nyot be fowgiven him, nyeithew in this wowwd, nyeithew in t-the wowwd 
to come. 

1-12:33 Eithew make t-the twee g-good, and his fwuit good; ow ewse make t-the 
twee cowwupt, and his fwuit cowwupt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twee is knyown by his 
fwuit. 

12:34 O-O genyewation of vipews, how c-can ye, being eviw, speak g-good 
(o^▽^o) t-things? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of t-the a-abundance of t-the heawt t-the mouth speaketh. 

12:35 A-A g-good man out of t-the g-good tweasuwe of t-the heawt bwingeth fowth 
g-good things: and an eviw man out of t-the eviw tweasuwe bwingeth fowth 
eviw things. 

12:36 But I say u-unto y-you, That {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy idwe wowd that men shaww speak, 
they shaww g-give ( ~*-*)~ a-account theweof in t-the day of judgment. 

1-12:37 Fow by thy w-wowds t-thou shawt be justified, and by thy w-wowds t-thou 
shawt be c-condemnyed. 

12:38 T-Then c-cewtain of t-the scwibes and of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees answewed, 
s-saying, Mastew, we w-wouwd s-see a (*´▽`*) s-sign fwom thee. 

12:39 But he answewed and said u-unto t-them, An eviw and aduwtewous 
genyewation seeketh aftew a s-sign; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo (*´▽`*) s-sign be given to 
it, but t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign of t-the pwophet Jonyas: 1-12:40 Fow as Jonyas w-was thwee 
days and thwee nyights in t-the whawe's bewwy; so shaww t-the S-Son of man be 
thwee days and thwee nyights in t-the heawt of t-the eawth. 

12:41 The men of Nyinyeveh shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise in j-judgment with this g-genyewation, 
and shaww c-condemn i-it: because they wepented a-at t-the pweaching of J-Jonyas; 
and, b-behowd, a gweatew than Jonyas is hewe. 

12:42 The queen of t-the south shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up in t-the j-judgment with this 
g-genyewation, and shaww c-condemn i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she came fwom t-the uttewmost 
pawts of t-the eawth to h-heaw t-the wisdom of S-Sowomon; and, b-behowd, a 
gweatew than S-Sowomon is hewe. 

12:43 When t-the uncwean spiwit is gonye out of a ^.^ m-man, he w-wawketh thwough 
dwy pwaces, seeking west, and findeth n-nyonye. 

12:44 T-Then he saith, I wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house fwom whence I came 
out; and when he is come, he findeth it e-empty, swept, and gawnyished. 

(　･ω･)☞ 1-12:45 T-Then goeth he, and taketh with himsewf seven othew s-spiwits mowe 
wicked than himsewf, and they entew in and dweww thewe: and t-the wast 
state of that man is wowse than t-the fiwst. Even so shaww it be awso 
u-unto this wicked genyewation. 

12:46 Whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-tawked to t-the p-peopwe, b-behowd, his mothew and his 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen s-stood without, desiwing to speak with h-him. 

1-12:47 T-Then onye said u-unto him, Behowd, thy mothew and thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
stand without, desiwing to speak with thee. 

12:48 But he answewed and said u-unto him that towd him, Who is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
mothew? and who awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＃￣ω￣) b-bwethwen? 12:49 And he stwetched fowth his 
hand towawd his discipwes, and said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen! 
12:50 Fow w-whosoevew shaww (^-^*)/ d-do t-the wiww of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew which is in heaven, 
t-the same is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, and sistew, and m-mothew. 

13:1 The same day went ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus out of t-the h-house, and sat by t-the sea 
side. 

13:2 And gweat m-muwtitudes wewe gathewed togethew u-unto him, so that he 
went into a ship, and (-_-) *moans* s-sat; and t-the w-whowe muwtitude s-stood on t-the showe. 

13:3 And he spake many things u-unto t-them in pawabwes, s-saying, Behowd, a 
sowew went fowth to (☆ω☆) s-sow; 13:4 And when he sowed, s-some seeds feww by 
t-the w-way side, and t-the f-fowws came and devouwed t-them up: 13:5 Some feww 
upon stony pwaces, whewe they h-had nyot m-much eawth: and fowthwith they 
spwung up, because they h-had nyo deepnyess of eawth: 13:6 And when t-the 
sun w-was up, they wewe s-scowched; and because they h-had nyo woot, they 
withewed away. 

13:7 And s-some feww among thowns; and t-the thowns spwung up, and choked 
(=`ω´=) t-them: 13:8 But othew feww into g-good g-gwound, and b-bwought fowth f-fwuit, 
s-some an h-hundwedfowd, s-some sixtyfowd, s-some thiwtyfowd. 

13:9 Who hath eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. 

1-13:10 And t-the discipwes came, and said u-unto him, Why speakest t-thou 
u-unto t-them in p-pawabwes? 1-13:11 He answewed and said u-unto t-them, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because 
it is given u-unto you to knyow t-the mystewies of t-the kingdom of heaven, 
but to t-them it is nyot given. 

13:12 Fow w-whosoevew h-hath, to him shaww be given, and he shaww have 
mowe abundance: but w-whosoevew hath nyot, fwom him shaww be taken away 
even that he h-hath. 

13:13 Thewefowe speak I to t-them in pawabwes: because they seeing s-see 
n-nyot; and heawing they h-heaw nyot, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do they undewstand. 

13:14 And in t-them is fuwfiwwed t-the pwophecy of Esaias, which saith, By 
heawing ye shaww h-heaw, and shaww nyot u-undewstand; and seeing ye shaww 
see, and shaww nyot pewceive: 13:15 Fow this p-peopwe's heawt is (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed 
gwoss, and theiw eaws awe duww of h-heawing, and theiw eyes they have 
cwosed; west a-at any time they shouwd s-see with theiw eyes and h-heaw with 
theiw eaws, and shouwd undewstand with theiw heawt, and shouwd be 
convewted, and I shouwd heaw them. 

1-13:16 But bwessed awe youw eyes, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they see: and youw eaws, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
heaw. 

13:17 Fow vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That many pwophets and wighteous men 
have desiwed to s-see those things which ye see, and have nyot s-seen t-them; 
and to h-heaw those things which ye h-heaw, and have nyot heawd them. 

13:18 Heaw ye thewefowe t-the pawabwe of t-the sowew. 

13:19 When any onye heaweth t-the wowd of t-the k-kingdom, and undewstandeth 
it nyot, t-then cometh t-the wicked o-onye, and (＞ｍ＜) c-catcheth away that which w-was 
sown in his heawt. This is he which weceived seed by t-the w-way side. 

1-13:20 But he that weceived t-the seed into stony pwaces, t-the same is he 
that heaweth t-the wowd, and a-anyon with joy weceiveth it; 13:21 Y-Yet hath 
he nyot woot in himsewf, but duweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a whiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow when twibuwation 
ow p-pewsecution awiseth because of t-the wowd, by and by he is offended. 

13:22 He awso that weceived seed among t-the thowns is he that heaweth 
t-the wowd; and t-the cawe of this wowwd, and t-the deceitfuwnyess of wiches, 
choke t-the wowd, and he becometh u-unfwuitfuw. 

13:23 But he that weceived seed into t-the g-good (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound is he that 
heaweth t-the wowd, and undewstandeth it; which awso beaweth f-fwuit, and 
bwingeth fowth, s-some an h-hundwedfowd, s-some s-sixty, s-some t-thiwty. 

13:24 Anyothew pawabwe put he fowth u-unto t-them, s-saying, The kingdom of 
heaven is wikenyed u-unto a man which sowed g-good seed in his fiewd: 13:25 
But whiwe men swept, his enyemy came and sowed tawes among t-the wheat, 
and went his way. 

13:26 But when t-the bwade w-was spwung up, and b-bwought fowth f-fwuit, t-then 
appeawed t-the tawes awso. 

13:27 S-So t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the h-househowdew came and said u-unto him, Siw, 
didst nyot t-thou sow g-good seed in thy fiewd? fwom whence t-then hath it 
tawes? 13:28 He said u-unto t-them, An enyemy hath donye this. The (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants 
said u-unto him, Wiwt t-thou t-then that we go and gathew t-them u-up? 13:29 
But he said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; west whiwe ye gathew up t-the tawes, ye woot up awso 
t-the wheat with them. 

13:30 Wet both gwow togethew untiw t-the hawvest: and in t-the time of 
hawvest I wiww say to t-the w-weapews, Gathew ye togethew fiwst t-the tawes, 
and bind t-them in bundwes to buwn (=`ω´=) t-them: but gathew t-the wheat into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bawn. 

13:31 Anyothew pawabwe put he fowth u-unto t-them, s-saying, The kingdom of 
heaven is w-wike to a gwain of mustawd seed, which a man took, and sowed 
in his fiewd: ~(>_<~) 1-13:32 W-Which indeed is t-the weast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww seeds: but when 
it is gwown, it is t-the gweatest among hewbs, and becometh a twee, so 
that t-the biwds of t-the aiw come and wodge in t-the bwanches t-theweof. 

13:33 Anyothew pawabwe spake he u-unto t-them; The kingdom of heaven is 
w-wike u-unto weaven, which a woman took, and hid in thwee measuwes of 
m-meaw, tiww t-the w-whowe w-was w-weavenyed. 

13:34 Aww these things spake ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-the muwtitude in pawabwes; and 
without a pawabwe spake he nyot u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 13:35 That it m-might be 
fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken by t-the pwophet, s-saying, I wiww open o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
mouth in pawabwes; I wiww uttew things which have b-been kept secwet 
fwom t-the f-foundation of t-the wowwd. 

13:36 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sent t-the muwtitude away, and went into t-the house: and 
his discipwes came u-unto him, s-saying, Decwawe u-unto us t-the pawabwe of 
t-the tawes of t-the fiewd. 

13:37 He answewed and said u-unto t-them, He that soweth t-the g-good seed is 
t-the S-Son of man; (☆▽☆) *shuffles closer* 1-13:38 The fiewd is t-the wowwd; t-the g-good seed awe t-the 
chiwdwen of t-the kingdom; but t-the tawes awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the wicked 
onye; 13:39 The enyemy that sowed t-them is t-the deviw; t-the hawvest is t-the 
end of t-the wowwd; and t-the (*´▽`*) w-weapews awe t-the angews. 

13:40 As thewefowe t-the tawes awe gathewed and buwnyed in t-the fiwe; so 
shaww it be in t-the end of this wowwd. 

13:41 The S-Son of man shaww send fowth his a-angews, and they shaww 
gathew out of his kingdom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that offend, and t-them which (^-^*)/ d-do 
inyiquity; 13:42 And shaww cast t-them into a fuwnyace of fiwe: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be waiwing and gnyashing of teeth. 

13:43 T-Then shaww t-the wighteous (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye fowth as t-the sun in t-the kingdom 
of theiw Fathew. Who hath eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. 

13:44 A-Again, t-the kingdom of heaven is w-wike u-unto tweasuwe hid in a 
fiewd; t-the which when a man hath found, he hideth, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy theweof 
goeth and sewweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he h-hath, and buyeth that fiewd. 

13:45 A-Again, t-the kingdom of heaven is w-wike u-unto a m-mewchant ^.^ m-man, 
seeking goodwy p-peawws: 1-13:46 Who, when he h-had f-found onye p-peaww of gweat 
pwice, went and sowd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had, and bought it. 

1-13:47 A-Again, t-the kingdom of heaven is w-wike u-unto a nyet, that w-was cast 
into t-the sea, and gathewed of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy kind: (o^ ^o)/ 1-13:48 Which, when it w-was 
fuww, they dwew to s-showe, and sat down, and gathewed t-the g-good into 
vessews, but cast t-the (＃￣ω￣) b-bad away. 

13:49 S-So shaww it be a-at t-the end of t-the wowwd: t-the angews shaww come 
fowth, and sevew t-the wicked fwom among t-the just, 13:50 And shaww cast 
t-them into t-the fuwnyace of fiwe: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be waiwing and gnyashing of 
teeth. 

13:51 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, H-Have ye undewstood (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these (o^▽^o) t-things? They 
say u-unto him, Yea, Wowd. 

13:52 T-Then said he u-unto t-them, Thewefowe {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy scwibe which is 
instwucted u-unto t-the kingdom of heaven is w-wike u-unto a man that is an 
househowdew, which bwingeth fowth out of his tweasuwe things nyew and 
owd. 

13:53 And it came to pass, that when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had finyished these 
pawabwes, he depawted thence. 

13:54 And when he w-was come into his own countwy, he taught t-them in 
theiw (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, i-insomuch that they wewe astonyished, and said, Whence 
hath this man this wisdom, and these mighty wowks? 1-13:55 Is nyot this 
t-the cawpentew's son? is nyot his mothew cawwed Mawy? and his bwethwen, 
James, and Joses, and Simon, and Judas? 13:56 And his sistews, awe 
they nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww with us? Whence t-then hath this man (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these (o^▽^o) t-things? 
13:57 And they wewe o-offended in h-him. But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, A-A 
pwophet is nyot without honyouw, s-save in his own countwy, and in his own 
house. 

13:58 And he did nyot many mighty wowks (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe because of theiw 
u-unbewief. 

14:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that time Hewod t-the tetwawch heawd of t-the f-fame of Jesus, 14:2 
And said u-unto his sewvants, This is (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist; he is wisen fwom 
t-the dead; and thewefowe mighty wowks (^-^*)/ d-do s-shew fowth themsewves in h-him. 

14:3 Fow Hewod h-had w-waid h-howd on John, and b-bound him, and put him in 
pwison (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (o･ω･o) *cuddles you* H-Hewodias' sake, his b-bwothew Phiwip's wife. 

14:4 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John said u-unto him, I-It is nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to have hew. 

1-14:5 And when he w-wouwd have put him to d-death, he feawed t-the muwtitude, 
because they c-counted him as a pwophet. 

14:6 But when Hewod's biwthday w-was kept, t-the daughtew of Hewodias 
danced befowe t-them, and pweased Hewod. 

14:7 Wheweupon he pwomised with an o-oath to g-give hew whatsoevew she 
w-wouwd ask. 

14:8 And she, being befowe instwucted of hew mothew, said, Give m-me 
hewe (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John Baptist's ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in a chawgew. 

14:9 And t-the king w-was sowwy: nyevewthewess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the oath's sake, and 
t-them which sat with him a-at m-meat, he commanded it to be given hew. 

14:10 And he sent, and beheaded (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John in t-the pwison. 

14:11 And his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head w-was b-bwought in a chawgew, and given to t-the damsew: 
and she b-bwought it to hew m-mothew. 

1-14:12 And his discipwes came, and took up t-the b-body, and buwied it, and 
went and towd Jesus. 

14:13 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd of it, he depawted (o´∀`o) t-thence by s-ship into a desewt 
pwace apawt: and when t-the peopwe h-had heawd t-theweof, they f-fowwowed him 
on foot out of t-the cities. 

14:14 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went fowth, and saw a gweat muwtitude, and w-was moved 
with compassion towawd t-them, and he heawed theiw s-sick. 

1-14:15 And when it w-was evenying, his discipwes came to him, s-saying, This 
is a desewt pwace, and t-the time is nyow past; send t-the muwtitude away, 
that they may go into t-the viwwages, and buy themsewves v-victuaws. 

14:16 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, They nyeed nyot depawt; g-give ye t-them to 
eat. 

14:17 And they say u-unto him, We have hewe but five woaves, and two 
fishes. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 He said, Bwing t-them hithew to me. 

1-14:19 And he commanded t-the muwtitude to sit down on t-the gwass, and 
took t-the five woaves, and t-the two fishes, and wooking up to heaven, he 
bwessed, and bwake, and gave t-the woaves to his discipwes, and t-the 
discipwes to t-the (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And they did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eat, and wewe fiwwed: and they took up of t-the 
fwagments that wemainyed twewve baskets fuww. 

1-14:21 And they that h-had eaten wewe about five t-thousand men, beside 
w-women and chiwdwen. 

14:22 And stwaightway ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus constwainyed his discipwes to get into a 
ship, and to go befowe him u-unto t-the othew side, whiwe he sent t-the 
m-muwtitudes away. 

14:23 And when he h-had sent t-the m-muwtitudes away, he went up into a 
mountain apawt to pway: and when t-the evenying w-was come, he w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
awonye. 

14:24 But t-the s-ship w-was nyow in t-the m-midst of t-the sea, t-tossed with waves: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wind w-was contwawy. 

14:25 And in t-the fouwth watch of t-the nyight ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went u-unto t-them, 
wawking on t-the sea. 

14:26 And when t-the discipwes saw him wawking on t-the sea, they wewe 
twoubwed, s-saying, I-It is a spiwit; and they cwied out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow feaw. 

14:27 But stwaightway ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus spake u-unto t-them, s-saying, (☆▽☆) B-Be of g-good (-ω-、) c-cheew; 
it is I; be nyot afwaid. 

14:28 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewed him and said, W-Wowd, if it be thou, bid m-me 
come u-unto thee on t-the watew. 

14:29 And he said, Come. And when (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was come down out of t-the ship, 
he wawked on t-the watew, to go to Jesus. 

14:30 But when he saw t-the wind b-boistewous, he w-was afwaid; and 
beginnying to sink, he cwied, s-saying, W-Wowd, s-save me. 

14:31 And immediatewy ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus stwetched fowth his hand, and caught him, 
and said u-unto him, O-O t-thou of ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe faith, (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe didst t-thou doubt? 
14:32 And when they wewe come into t-the ship, t-the wind ceased. 

14:33 T-Then they that wewe in t-the s-ship came and w-wowshipped him, s-saying, 
O-Of a twuth t-thou awt t-the S-Son of God. 

1-14:34 And when they wewe gonye ovew, they came into t-the wand of 
G-Gennyesawet. 

14:35 And when t-the men of that pwace h-had k-knyowwedge of him, they sent 
out into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that c-countwy (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and b-bwought u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
wewe diseased; 14:36 And besought him that they m-might onwy touch t-the 
hem of his g-gawment: and as many as touched wewe m-made p-pewfectwy w-whowe. 

15:1 T-Then came to ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus scwibes and Phawisees, which wewe of 
J-Jewusawem, s-saying, ⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Why (^-^*)/ d-do thy discipwes twansgwess t-the twadition 
of t-the ewdews? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they w-wash nyot theiw h-hands when they e-eat bwead. 

1-15:3 But he answewed and said u-unto t-them, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye awso twansgwess t-the 
commandment of God by youw (=^･ｪ･^=) t-twadition? :3 1-15:4 Fow God commanded, s-saying, 
Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew: and, He that cuwseth o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow mothew, 
wet him die t-the death. 

1-15:5 But ye say, Whosoevew shaww say to his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew, I-It 
is a gift, by whatsoevew t-thou mightest be (o´∀`o) p-pwofited by m-me; 15:6 And 
honyouw nyot his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his mothew, he shaww be (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. T-Thus have ye 
m-made t-the commandment of God of nyonye effect by youw twadition. 

15:7 Ye h-hypocwites, w-weww did Esaias ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy of y-you, s-saying, 15:8 This 
peopwe dwaweth nyigh u-unto m-me with theiw mouth, and honyouweth m-me with 
theiw wips; but theiw heawt is faw fwom me. 

15:9 But in vain they (^-^*)/ d-do w-wowship me, teaching (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow doctwinyes t-the 
c-commandments of m-men. 

15:10 And he cawwed t-the muwtitude, and said u-unto t-them, Heaw, and 
undewstand: 15:11 Nyot that which goeth into t-the mouth defiweth a man; 
but that which cometh out of t-the mouth, this defiweth a m-man. 

15:12 T-Then came his discipwes, and said u-unto him, Knyowest t-thou that 
t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees wewe offended, aftew they heawd this saying? 1-15:13 But 
he answewed and said, Evewy pwant, which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heavenwy Fathew hath nyot 
pwanted, shaww be (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

15:14 Wet t-them a-awonye: they be bwind weadews of t-the bwind. And if t-the 
bwind wead t-the bwind, both shaww faww into t-the ditch. 

15:15 T-Then answewed (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and said u-unto him, Decwawe u-unto us this 
p-pawabwe. 

15:16 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Awe ye awso (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet without u-undewstanding? 15:17 Do 
nyot ye (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet undewstand, that whatsoevew enteweth in a-at t-the mouth goeth 
into t-the b-bewwy, and is cast out into t-the d-dwaught? 15:18 But those 
things which pwoceed out of t-the mouth come fowth fwom t-the heawt; and 
they defiwe t-the m-man. 

1-15:19 Fow out of t-the heawt pwoceed eviw thoughts, muwdews, aduwtewies, 
fownyications, thefts, f-fawse witnyess, bwasphemies: 1-15:20 These awe t-the 
things which defiwe a man: but to e-eat with u-unwashen h-hands defiweth nyot 
a m-man. 

15:21 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went thence, and depawted into t-the coasts of T-Tywe and 
Sidon. 

15:22 And, b-behowd, a woman of Canyaan came out of t-the same coasts, and 
cwied u-unto him, s-saying, H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on me, O-O W-Wowd, t-thou son of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my daughtew is gwievouswy vexed with a deviw. 

1-15:23 But he answewed hew nyot a wowd. And his discipwes came and 
besought him, s-saying, Send hew away; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she cwieth aftew us. 

1-15:24 But he answewed and said, I am nyot sent but u-unto t-the wost sheep 
of t-the house of Iswaew. 

15:25 T-Then came she and w-wowshipped him, s-saying, W-Wowd, hewp me. 

15:26 But he answewed and said, I-It is nyot meet to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the c-chiwdwen's 
bwead, and to cast it to dogs. 

15:27 And she said, Twuth, Wowd: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the dogs e-eat of t-the cwumbs which 
faww fwom theiw mastews' tabwe. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto hew, O-O woman, gweat is thy 
faith: be it u-unto thee even as t-thou wiwt. And hew daughtew w-was m-made 
w-whowe fwom that vewy h-houw. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus depawted fwom thence, and came nyigh u-unto t-the sea of 
Gawiwee; and went up into a mountain, and sat down thewe. 

15:30 And gweat m-muwtitudes came u-unto him, h-having with t-them those that 
wewe wame, bwind, dumb, maimed, and many othews, and cast t-them down a-at 
J-Jesus' feet; and he heawed (=`ω´=) t-them: 15:31 Insomuch that t-the muwtitude 
wondewed, when they saw t-the dumb to speak, t-the maimed to be ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-whowe, t-the 
wame to wawk, and t-the bwind to see: and they gwowified t-the God of 
Iswaew. 

15:32 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cawwed his discipwes u-unto him, and said, I have 
compassion on t-the muwtitude, because they continyue with m-me nyow thwee 
days, and have nyothing to eat: and I wiww nyot send t-them away f-fasting, 
west they f-faint in t-the way. 

1-15:33 And his discipwes say u-unto him, Whence shouwd we have so m-much 
bwead in t-the wiwdewnyess, as to fiww so gweat a muwtitude? 15:34 And 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, How many woaves have ye? And they said, Seven, 
and a f-few ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fishes. 

1-15:35 And he commanded t-the muwtitude to sit down on t-the gwound. 

1-15:36 And he took t-the seven woaves and t-the fishes, and gave thanks, 
and bwake t-them, and gave to his discipwes, and t-the discipwes to t-the 
(´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

1-15:37 And they did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eat, and wewe fiwwed: and they took up of t-the 
bwoken meat that w-was weft seven baskets fuww. 

1-15:38 And they that did e-eat wewe fouw t-thousand men, beside w-women and 
chiwdwen. 

15:39 And he sent away t-the muwtitude, and took ship, and came into t-the 
coasts of Magdawa. 

16:1 The (^ω~) P-Phawisees awso with t-the Sadducees came, and tempting desiwed 
him that he w-wouwd s-shew t-them a (*´▽`*) s-sign fwom heaven. 

16:2 He answewed and said u-unto t-them, When it is evenying, ye say, I-It 
wiww be f-faiw weathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sky is wed. 

16:3 And in t-the m-mownying, I-It wiww be f-fouw weathew to day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sky 
is (⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed and wowewing. O-O ye h-hypocwites, ye c-can discewn t-the f-face of t-the 
sky; but c-can ye nyot discewn t-the signs of t-the times? 16:4 A-A wicked and 
aduwtewous genyewation seeketh aftew a s-sign; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo (*´▽`*) s-sign be 
given u-unto it, but t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign of t-the pwophet Jonyas. And he weft t-them, 
and depawted. 

16:5 And when his discipwes wewe come to t-the othew side, they h-had 
fowgotten to o(>ω<)o t-take bwead. 

1-16:6 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, Take heed and bewawe of t-the weaven of 
t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and of t-the Sadducees. 

16:7 And they weasonyed among themsewves, s-saying, I-It is because we have 
taken nyo bwead. 

16:8 W-Which when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus pewceived, he said u-unto t-them, O-O ye of ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
faith, why w-weason ye among youwsewves, because ye have b-bwought nyo 
bwead? 1-16:9 Do ye nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet undewstand, nyeithew (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the five 
woaves of t-the five thousand, and how many baskets ye took u-up? 1-16:10 
N-Nyeithew t-the seven woaves of t-the fouw thousand, and how many baskets ye 
took u-up? 16:11 How is it that ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyot undewstand that I spake it 
nyot to you c-concewnying bwead, that ye shouwd bewawe of t-the weaven of 
t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and of t-the (=^‥^=) S-Sadducees? 1-16:12 T-Then undewstood they how 
that he bade t-them nyot bewawe of t-the weaven of bwead, but of t-the 
doctwinye of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and of t-the Sadducees. 

16:13 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came into t-the coasts of Caesawea Phiwippi, he asked 
his discipwes, s-saying, Whom (^-^*)/ d-do men say that I t-the S-Son of man am? 
1-16:14 And they said, Some say that t-thou awt (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist: s-some, 
Ewias; and othews, J-Jewemias, ow onye of t-the pwophets. 

xDD 1-16:15 He saith u-unto t-them, But whom say ye that I am? 16:16 And Simon 
(* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewed and said, T-Thou awt t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of t-the wiving 
God. 

1-16:17 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, Bwessed awt thou, Simon 
Bawjonya: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fwesh and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood hath nyot weveawed it u-unto thee, but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
Fathew which is in heaven. 

1-16:18 And I say awso u-unto thee, That t-thou awt Petew, and upon this 
w-wock I wiww buiwd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chuwch; and t-the gates of heww shaww nyot pwevaiw 
against it. 

16:19 And I wiww g-give u-unto thee t-the keys of t-the kingdom of heaven: and 
whatsoevew t-thou shawt bind on eawth shaww be b-bound in heaven: and 
whatsoevew t-thou shawt woose on eawth shaww be w-woosed in heaven. 

16:20 T-Then c-chawged he his discipwes that they shouwd teww nyo man that 
he w-was ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the (T_T) C-Chwist. 

16:21 Fwom that time fowth began ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to s-shew u-unto his discipwes, how 
that he (* ^ ω ^) m-must go u-unto J-Jewusawem, and s-suffew many things of t-the ewdews 
and chief pwiests and s-scwibes, and be kiwwed, and be waised again t-the 
thiwd d-day. 

16:22 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew took him, and began to webuke him, s-saying, (☆▽☆) B-Be it faw 
fwom thee, Wowd: this shaww nyot be u-unto thee. 

1-16:23 But he tuwnyed, and said u-unto Petew, Get thee behind me, Satan: 
t-thou awt an offence u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou savouwest nyot t-the things that be 
of G-God, but those that be of m-men. 

16:24 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto his discipwes, If any man wiww come aftew 
me, wet him deny himsewf, and o(>ω<)o t-take up his cwoss, and fowwow me. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 Fow w-whosoevew wiww s-save his wife shaww wose i-it: and w-whosoevew 
wiww wose his wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake shaww f-find it. 

16:26 Fow what is a man pwofited, if he shaww gain t-the w-whowe wowwd, 
and wose his own souw? ow what shaww a man g-give in exchange (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
souw? 16:27 Fow t-the S-Son of man shaww come in t-the gwowy of his Fathew 
with his a-angews; and t-then he shaww wewawd {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his 
wowks. 

1-16:28 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Thewe be s-some standing hewe, which shaww 
nyot taste of d-death, tiww they s-see t-the S-Son of man coming in his 
(´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

17:1 And aftew six days ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus taketh Petew, James, and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John his 
bwothew, and bwingeth t-them up into an high mountain apawt, 17:2 And 
w-was twansfiguwed befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: and his f-face did (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye as t-the sun, and 
his waiment w-was white as t-the wight. 

17:3 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed u-unto t-them Moses and Ewias tawking 
with h-him. 

17:4 T-Then answewed Petew, and said u-unto Jesus, W-Wowd, it is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us 
to be hewe: if t-thou wiwt, wet us make hewe thwee tabewnyacwes; onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thee, and onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses, and onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ewias. 

17:5 Whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, b-behowd, a bwight cwoud ovewshadowed (=`ω´=) t-them: and 
(x_x)V b-behowd a voice out of t-the c-cwoud, which said, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved Son, 
in whom I am w-weww pweased; h-heaw ye h-him. 

17:6 And when t-the discipwes heawd it, they feww on theiw face, and 
wewe sowe afwaid. 

17:7 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came and touched t-them, and said, Awise, and be nyot 
afwaid. 

1-17:8 And when they h-had w-wifted up theiw eyes, they saw nyo ^.^ m-man, s-save 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus onwy. 

17:9 And as they came down fwom t-the mountain, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus c-chawged t-them, 
s-saying, Teww t-the vision to nyo ^.^ m-man, untiw t-the S-Son of man be wisen again 
fwom t-the dead. 

17:10 And his discipwes asked him, s-saying, Why t-then say t-the scwibes 
that Ewias (* ^ ω ^) m-must fiwst come? 17:11 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto 
t-them, Ewias t-twuwy shaww fiwst come, and westowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

17:12 But I say u-unto y-you, That Ewias is come awweady, and they knyew 
him nyot, but have donye u-unto him whatsoevew they w-wisted. Wikewise shaww 
awso t-the S-Son of man s-suffew of them. 

17:13 T-Then t-the discipwes undewstood that he spake u-unto t-them of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John 
t-the Baptist. 

17:14 And when they wewe come to t-the muwtitude, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came to him a 
c-cewtain ^.^ m-man, knyeewing down to him, and s-saying, (=①ω①=) 1-17:15 W-Wowd, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is wunyatick, and sowe v-vexed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-ofttimes he f-fawweth 
into t-the f-fiwe, and oft into t-the watew. 

17:16 And I b-bwought him to thy discipwes, and they couwd nyot cuwe h-him. 

17:17 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, O-O faithwess and pewvewse 
g-genyewation, how wong shaww I be with y-you? how wong shaww I s-suffew y-you? 
bwing him hithew to me. 

17:18 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus webuked t-the deviw; and he depawted out of him: and t-the 
c-chiwd w-was c-cuwed fwom that vewy h-houw. 

17:19 T-Then came t-the discipwes to ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus apawt, and said, Why couwd nyot 
we cast him out? 17:20 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because of youw 
unbewief: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, If ye have f-faith as a gwain of 
mustawd seed, ye shaww say u-unto this mountain, Wemove hence to yondew 
pwace; and it shaww wemove; and nyothing shaww be impossibwe u-unto you. 

17:21 Howbeit this kind goeth nyot out but by pwayew and fasting. 

17:22 And whiwe they abode in G-Gawiwee, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, The S-Son 
of man shaww be betwayed into t-the h-hands of m-men: 17:23 And they shaww 
kiww him, and t-the thiwd day he shaww be waised again. 

And they wewe exceeding sowwy. 

17:24 And when they wewe come to C-Capewnyaum, they that weceived (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute 
monyey came to Petew, and said, Doth nyot youw mastew pay twibute? 
17:25 He saith, Yes. And when he w-was come into t-the h-house, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
pwevented him, s-saying, What thinkest thou, Simon? of whom (^-^*)/ d-do t-the kings 
of t-the eawth o(>ω<)o t-take custom ow twibute? of theiw own c-chiwdwen, ow of 
stwangews? 17:26 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saith u-unto him, O-Of stwangews. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto 
him, T-Then awe t-the chiwdwen (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. 

17:27 Nyotwithstanding, west we shouwd offend t-them, go t-thou to t-the sea, 
and cast an hook, and o(>ω<)o t-take up t-the fish that fiwst cometh up; and when 
t-thou hast openyed his mouth, t-thou shawt f-find a piece of m-monyey: that 
take, and g-give u-unto t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me and thee. 

18:1 {{ (>_<) }} A-At t-the same time came t-the discipwes u-unto Jesus, s-saying, Who is 
t-the gweatest in t-the kingdom of h-heaven? 18:2 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cawwed a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
c-chiwd u-unto him, and s-set him in t-the m-midst of t-them, 18:3 And said, 
Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Except ye be convewted, and become as ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
c-chiwdwen, ye shaww nyot entew into t-the kingdom of heaven. 

18:4 Whosoevew thewefowe shaww humbwe himsewf as this ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwd, 
t-the same is gweatest in t-the kingdom of heaven. 

18:5 And w-whoso shaww weceive onye such ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame 
weceiveth me. 

18:6 But w-whoso shaww offend onye of these ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes which bewieve in 
me, it wewe bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that a miwwstonye wewe hanged about his 
nyeck, and that he wewe dwownyed in t-the depth of t-the sea. 

18:7 Woe u-unto t-the wowwd because of offences! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds be that 
offences come; but (-_-) *twerks* w-woe to that man by whom t-the offence cometh! 18:8 
Whewefowe if thy hand ow thy foot offend thee, cut t-them off, and cast 
t-them fwom t-thee: it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to entew into wife h-hawt ow 
maimed, wathew than h-having two h-hands ow two feet to be cast into 
evewwasting fiwe. 

18:9 And if thinye eye offend thee, pwuck it (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and cast it fwom 
t-thee: it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to entew into wife with onye eye, wathew 
than h-having two eyes to be cast into heww fiwe. 

18:10 Take heed that ye despise nyot onye of these ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe onyes; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
say u-unto y-you, That in heaven theiw angews (^-^*)/ d-do awways (x_x)V b-behowd t-the f-face of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew which is in heaven. 

1-18:11 Fow t-the S-Son of man is come to s-save that which w-was w-wost. 

18:12 How think ye? if a man have an hundwed sheep, and onye of t-them be 
gonye astway, doth he nyot weave t-the nyinyety and nyinye, and goeth into t-the 
mountains, and seeketh that which is gonye astway? 18:13 And if so be 
that he f-find it, vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, he (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth mowe of that 
sheep, than of t-the nyinyety and nyinye which went nyot a-astway. 

18:14 Even so it is nyot t-the wiww of youw Fathew which is in heaven, 
that onye of these ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes shouwd pewish. 

18:15 Moweovew if thy b-bwothew shaww twespass against thee, go and teww 
him his fauwt b-between thee and him a-awonye: if he shaww h-heaw thee, t-thou 
hast gainyed thy bwothew. 

18:16 But if he wiww nyot h-heaw thee, t-then o(>ω<)o t-take with thee onye ow two 
m-mowe, that in t-the mouth of two ow thwee witnyesses {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowd may be 
estabwished. 

18:17 And if he shaww nyegwect to h-heaw t-them, teww it u-unto t-the chuwch: 
but if he nyegwect to h-heaw t-the c-chuwch, wet him be u-unto thee as an 
heathen man and a pubwican. 

18:18 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, W-Whatsoevew ye shaww bind on eawth shaww 
be b-bound in heaven: and whatsoevew ye shaww woose on eawth shaww be 
w-woosed in heaven. 

18:19 A-Again I say u-unto y-you, That if two of you shaww agwee on eawth as 
touching any t-thing that they shaww ask, it shaww be donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew which is in heaven. 

18:20 Fow whewe two ow thwee awe gathewed togethew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
am I in t-the m-midst of them. 

1-18:21 T-Then came (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew to him, and said, W-Wowd, how oft shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew 
sin against me, and I fowgive h-him? tiww seven times? 18:22 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
saith u-unto him, I say nyot u-unto thee, Untiw seven times: but, Untiw 
s-seventy times seven. 

1-18:23 Thewefowe is t-the kingdom of heaven wikenyed u-unto a c-cewtain king, 
which w-wouwd o(>ω<)o t-take ( ~*-*)~ a-account of his sewvants. 

18:24 And when he h-had begun to weckon, onye w-was b-bwought u-unto him, which 
owed him t-ten t-thousand tawents. 

18:25 But fowasmuch as he h-had nyot to pay, his wowd commanded him to be 
s-sowd, and his wife, and c-chiwdwen, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that he had, and payment to 
be made. 

18:26 The sewvant thewefowe feww down, and w-wowshipped him, s-saying, 
W-Wowd, have p-patience with me, and I wiww pay thee aww. 

18:27 T-Then t-the wowd of that sewvant w-was moved with compassion, and 
w-woosed him, and f-fowgave him t-the debt. 

18:28 But t-the same sewvant went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and f-found onye of his 
fewwowsewvants, which owed him an hundwed pence: and he w-waid h-hands on 
him, and took him by t-the t-thwoat, s-saying, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ P-Pay m-me that t-thou owest. 

18:29 And his f-fewwowsewvant feww down a-at his feet, and besought him, 
s-saying, H-Have p-patience with me, and I wiww pay thee aww. 

18:30 And he w-wouwd nyot: but went and cast him into pwison, tiww he 
shouwd pay t-the debt. 

18:31 S-So when his (o_O)! f-fewwowsewvants saw what w-was donye, they wewe vewy 
s-sowwy, and came and towd u-unto theiw wowd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was donye. 

(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 T-Then his wowd, aftew that he h-had cawwed him, said u-unto him, O-O 
t-thou wicked s-sewvant, I f-fowgave thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that debt, because t-thou 
desiwedst me: (* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 Shouwdest nyot t-thou awso have h-had compassion on thy 
fewwowsewvant, even as I h-had p-pity on thee? 1-18:34 And his wowd w-was 
w-wwoth, and dewivewed him to t-the towmentows, tiww he shouwd pay (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that w-was d-due u-unto h-him. 

18:35 S-So wikewise shaww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heavenwy Fathew (^-^*)/ d-do awso u-unto y-you, if ye 
fwom youw (x_x)V h-heawts fowgive nyot {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye his b-bwothew theiw twespasses. 

19:1 And it came to pass, that when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had finyished these sayings, 
he depawted fwom G-Gawiwee, and came into t-the coasts of Judaea beyond 
Jowdan; 19:2 And gweat m-muwtitudes f-fowwowed h-him; and he heawed t-them 
thewe. 

19:3 The (^ω~) P-Phawisees awso came u-unto him, tempting him, and saying u-unto 
him, Is it wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man to put away his wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cause? 
19:4 And he answewed and said u-unto t-them, H-Have ye nyot wead, that he 
which m-made t-them a-at t-the beginnying m-made t-them m-mawe and femawe, 19:5 And 
said, Fow this c-cause shaww a man weave o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew, and shaww 
cweave to his wife: and they (^-^*)/ t-twain shaww be onye f-fwesh? 1-19:6 Whewefowe 
they awe nyo mowe twain, but onye ;;w;; f-fwesh. What thewefowe God hath j-joinyed 
togethew, wet nyot man put asundew. 

19:7 They say u-unto him, Why did Moses t-then command to g-give a w-wwiting 
of divowcement, and to put hew away? 19:8 He saith u-unto t-them, Moses 
because of t-the hawdnyess of youw (x_x)V h-heawts suffewed you to put away youw 
wives: but fwom t-the beginnying it w-was nyot so. 

19:9 And I say u-unto y-you, Whosoevew shaww put away his wife, except it 
be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-fownyication, and shaww m-mawwy anyothew, committeth aduwtewy: and 
w-whoso mawwieth hew which is put away doth commit aduwtewy. 

19:10 His discipwes say u-unto him, If t-the case of t-the man be so with 
his wife, it is nyot g-good to mawwy. 

1-19:11 But he said u-unto t-them, Aww men c-cannyot weceive this s-saying, s-save 
they to whom it is given. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe s-some xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, which wewe so bown fwom theiw 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe s-some xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, which wewe m-made eunyuchs of 
m-men: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be xDD *notices bulge* e-eunyuchs, which have m-made themsewves eunyuchs (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is abwe to weceive it, wet him 
weceive it. 

19:13 T-Then wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe b-bwought u-unto him ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, that he shouwd 
put his h-hands on t-them, and pway: and t-the discipwes webuked them. 

19:14 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Suffew ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, and fowbid t-them nyot, to 
come u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of such is t-the kingdom of heaven. 

19:15 And he w-waid his h-hands on t-them, and depawted thence. 

19:16 And, b-behowd, onye came and said u-unto him, Good Mastew, what g-good 
t-thing shaww I do, that I may have etewnyaw wife? 19:17 And he said 
u-unto him, Why cawwest t-thou m-me good? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye g-good but o-onye, that 
is, G-God: but if t-thou wiwt entew into w-wife, keep t-the commandments. 

19:18 He saith u-unto him, Which? ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, T-Thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do nyo muwdew, 
T-Thou shawt nyot commit a-aduwtewy, T-Thou shawt nyot steaw, T-Thou shawt nyot 
beaw f-fawse witnyess, 19:19 Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy mothew: and, T-Thou 
shawt wove thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as thysewf. 

19:20 The young man saith u-unto him, Aww these things have I kept fwom 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth up: what wack I yet? 19:21 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, If t-thou wiwt 
be p-pewfect, go and seww that t-thou h-hast, and g-give to t-the poow, and t-thou 
shawt have tweasuwe in heaven: and come and fowwow me. 

1-19:22 But when t-the young man heawd that s-saying, he went away 
sowwowfuw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had gweat possessions. 

19:23 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto his discipwes, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That 
a wich man shaww hawdwy entew into t-the kingdom of heaven. 

19:24 And again I say u-unto y-you, I-It is easiew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-camew to go thwough 
t-the eye of a nyeedwe, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wich man to entew into t-the kingdom of 
God. 

19:25 When his discipwes heawd it, they wewe e-exceedingwy amazed, 
s-saying, Who t-then c-can be saved? 19:26 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus behewd t-them, and said 
u-unto t-them, With men this is :33 i-impossibwe; but with God (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe 
p-possibwe. 

19:27 T-Then answewed (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and said u-unto him, Behowd, we have fowsaken 
a-aww, and f-fowwowed thee; what shaww we have thewefowe? 19:28 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That ye which have f-fowwowed me, 
in t-the wegenyewation when t-the S-Son of man shaww sit in t-the t-thwonye of his 
gwowy, ye awso shaww sit upon twewve t-thwonyes, j-judging t-the twewve 
twibes of Iswaew. 

19:29 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that hath fowsaken houses, ow bwethwen, ow 
sistews, ow fathew, ow mothew, ow wife, ow c-chiwdwen, ow wands, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame's sake, shaww weceive an h-hundwedfowd, and shaww i-inhewit 
evewwasting wife. 

1-19:30 But many that awe fiwst shaww be wast; and t-the wast shaww be 
fiwst. 

20:1 Fow t-the kingdom of heaven is w-wike u-unto a man that is an 
househowdew, which went out eawwy in t-the mownying to h-hiwe wabouwews 
into his vinyeyawd. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And when he h-had agweed with t-the wabouwews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a p-penny a day, he 
sent t-them into his vinyeyawd. 

20:3 And he went out about t-the thiwd h-houw, and saw othews standing 
idwe in t-the mawketpwace, 20:4 And said u-unto t-them; Go ye awso into t-the 
v-vinyeyawd, and whatsoevew is wight I wiww g-give you. And they went theiw 
way. 

20:5 A-Again he went out about t-the sixth and nyinth h-houw, and did 
wikewise. 

20:6 And about t-the e-eweventh (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and f-found othews 
standing idwe, and saith u-unto t-them, Why stand ye hewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day 
idwe? (✯◡✯) 2-20:7 They say u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because nyo man hath h-hiwed us. He saith 
u-unto t-them, Go ye awso into t-the v-vinyeyawd; and whatsoevew is (=^ ◡ ^=) w-wight, that 
shaww ye w-weceive. 

20:8 S-So when even w-was come, t-the wowd of t-the vinyeyawd saith u-unto his 
stewawd, Caww t-the wabouwews, and g-give t-them theiw h-hiwe, beginnying fwom 
t-the wast u-unto t-the fiwst. 

20:9 And when they came that wewe h-hiwed about t-the e-eweventh h-houw, they 
weceived {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a penny. 

20:10 But when t-the fiwst came, they supposed that they shouwd have 
weceived mowe; and they wikewise weceived {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a penny. 

2-20:11 And when they h-had weceived it, they (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against t-the goodman 
of t-the h-house, 2-20:12 Saying, These wast have wwought but onye h-houw, and 
t-thou hast m-made t-them (*´▽`*) e-equaw u-unto u-us, which have (￣ω￣) b-bownye t-the ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden and 
heat of t-the d-day. 

2-20:13 But he answewed onye of t-them, and said, Fwiend, I (^-^*)/ d-do thee nyo 
wwong: didst nyot t-thou agwee with m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a penny? 2-20:14 Take that 
thinye is, and go thy w-way: I wiww g-give u-unto this wast, even as u-unto 
thee. 

2-20:15 Is it nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to (^-^*)/ d-do what I wiww with minye own? Is 
thinye eye eviw, because I am good? 20:16 S-So t-the wast shaww be fiwst, 
and t-the fiwst wast: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many be cawwed, but f-few chosen. 

2-20:17 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus g-going up to Jewusawem took t-the twewve discipwes apawt 
in t-the way, and said u-unto t-them, 20:18 Behowd, we go up to Jewusawem; 
and t-the S-Son of man shaww be betwayed u-unto t-the chief pwiests and u-unto 
t-the s-scwibes, and they shaww c-condemn him to d-death, 2-20:19 And shaww 
d-dewivew him to t-the G-Gentiwes to mock, and to scouwge, and to cwucify 
him: and t-the thiwd day he shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise again. 

20:20 T-Then came to him t-the mothew of Zebedees chiwdwen with hew ^-^ s-sons, 
wowshipping him, and desiwing a c-cewtain t-thing of h-him. 

20:21 And he said u-unto hew, What wiwt thou? She saith u-unto him, G-Gwant 
that these o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two sons may sit, t-the onye on thy wight hand, and t-the 
othew on t-the weft, in thy (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

2-20:22 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, Ye knyow nyot what ye ask. Awe ye 
abwe to dwink of t-the cup that I shaww dwink of, and to be baptized 
with t-the baptism that I am baptized with? They say u-unto him, We awe 
abwe. 

20:23 And he saith u-unto t-them, Ye shaww dwink indeed of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my cup, and be 
baptized with t-the baptism that I am baptized with: but to sit on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wight hand, and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weft, is nyot minye to give, but it shaww be given 
to t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom it is pwepawed of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew. 

20:24 And when t-the t-ten heawd it, they wewe moved with indignyation 
against t-the two bwethwen. 

20:25 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cawwed t-them u-unto him, and said, Ye knyow that t-the 
pwinces of t-the G-Gentiwes exewcise dominyion o-ovew t-them, and they that awe 
gweat exewcise a-authowity upon them. 

20:26 But it shaww nyot be so among you: but w-whosoevew wiww be gweat 
among y-you, wet him be youw minyistew; 2-20:27 And w-whosoevew wiww be chief 
among y-you, wet him be youw sewvant: 20:28 Even as t-the S-Son of man came 
nyot to be minyistewed u-unto, but to minyistew, and to g-give his wife a 
wansom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many. 

20:29 And as they depawted fwom Jewicho, a gweat muwtitude f-fowwowed 
h-him. 

20:30 And, b-behowd, two bwind men sitting by t-the w-way side, when they 
heawd that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus passed by, cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-saying, H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on u-us, O-O 
W-Wowd, t-thou son of David. 

2-20:31 And t-the muwtitude webuked t-them, because they shouwd h-howd theiw 
peace: but they cwied t-the m-mowe, s-saying, H-Have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on u-us, O-O W-Wowd, t-thou 
son of David. 

20:32 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus s-stood stiww, and cawwed t-them, and said, What wiww ye 
that I shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto y-you? 20:33 They say u-unto him, W-Wowd, that ouw 
eyes may be openyed. 

2-20:34 S-So ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had compassion on t-them, and touched theiw eyes: and 
immediatewy theiw eyes weceived s-sight, and they f-fowwowed h-him. 

21:1 And when they dwew nyigh u-unto J-Jewusawem, and wewe come to 
Bethphage, u-unto t-the mount of Owives, t-then sent ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus two discipwes, 
21:2 S-Saying u-unto t-them, Go into t-the viwwage o-ovew against y-you, and 
stwaightway ye shaww f-find an a-ass t-tied, and a cowt with hew: woose 
t-them, and bwing t-them u-unto me. 

21:3 And if any man say ought u-unto y-you, ye shaww say, The Wowd hath 
nyeed of t-them; and stwaightway he wiww send them. 

21:4 Aww this w-was donye, that it m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken by 
t-the pwophet, s-saying, 21:5 Teww ye t-the daughtew of Sion, Behowd, thy 
King cometh u-unto thee, (=①ω①=) m-meek, and sitting upon an ass, and a cowt t-the 
foaw of an ass. 

2-21:6 And t-the discipwes went, and did as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus commanded t-them, 21:7 And 
b-bwought t-the ass, and t-the cowt, and put on t-them theiw cwothes, and they 
s-set him theweon. 

21:8 And a vewy gweat muwtitude spwead theiw gawments in t-the way; 
othews cut down bwanches fwom t-the twees, and s-stwawed t-them in t-the way. 

21:9 And t-the m-muwtitudes that went b-befowe, and that fowwowed, cwied, 
s-saying, Hosannya to t-the son of David: Bwessed is he that cometh in t-the 
nyame of t-the Wowd; Hosannya in t-the highest. 

21:10 And when he w-was come into J-Jewusawem, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city w-was moved, 
s-saying, Who is t-this? 21:11 And t-the muwtitude said, This is ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the 
pwophet of Nyazaweth of Gawiwee. 

21:12 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went into t-the tempwe of G-God, and cast out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them 
that sowd and bought in t-the t-tempwe, and ovewthwew t-the tabwes of t-the 
monyeychangews, and t-the s-seats of t-them that sowd doves, 2-21:13 And said 
u-unto t-them, I-It is wwitten, My house shaww be cawwed t-the house of 
p-pwayew; but ye have m-made it a den of thieves. 

21:14 And t-the bwind and t-the wame came to him in t-the tempwe; and he 
heawed them. 

2-21:15 And when t-the chief pwiests and scwibes saw t-the wondewfuw things 
that he did, and t-the chiwdwen cwying in t-the t-tempwe, and s-saying, 
Hosannya to t-the son of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; they wewe sowe dispweased, 21:16 And said 
u-unto him, H-Heawest t-thou what these say? And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Yea; 
have ye nyevew wead, Out of t-the mouth of babes and suckwings t-thou hast 
pewfected pwaise? 21:17 And he weft t-them, and went out of t-the city 
into B-Bethany; and he wodged thewe. 

2-21:18 Nyow in t-the mownying as he wetuwnyed into t-the city, he hungewed. 

2-21:19 And when he saw a fig twee in t-the way, he came to it, and f-found 
nyothing theweon, but weaves onwy, and said u-unto it, Wet nyo fwuit gwow 
on thee hencefowwawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. And pwesentwy t-the fig twee withewed 
away. 

21:20 And when t-the discipwes saw it, they mawvewwed, s-saying, How soon 
is t-the fig twee withewed away! 21:21 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto 
t-them, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, If ye have faith, and doubt nyot, ye shaww 
nyot onwy (^-^*)/ d-do this which is donye to t-the fig twee, but awso if ye shaww 
say u-unto this mountain, (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou w-wemoved, and be t-thou cast into t-the 
sea; it shaww be donye. 

2-21:22 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, whatsoevew ye shaww ask in pwayew, bewieving, ye 
shaww w-weceive. 

21:23 And when he w-was come into t-the t-tempwe, t-the chief pwiests and t-the 
ewdews of t-the peopwe came u-unto him as he w-was t-teaching, and said, By 
what a-authowity doest t-thou these (o^▽^o) t-things? and who gave thee this 
a-authowity? 21:24 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, I awso wiww 
ask you onye thing, which if ye teww me, I in w-wike wise wiww teww you 
by what a-authowity I (^-^*)/ d-do these things. 

21:25 The baptism of John, whence w-was it? fwom heaven, ow of men? And 
they weasonyed with themsewves, s-saying, If we shaww say, Fwom heaven; 
he wiww say u-unto u-us, Why did ye nyot t-then bewieve h-him? 21:26 But if we 
shaww say, O-Of men; we f-feaw t-the peopwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-howd (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John as a pwophet. 

21:27 And they answewed Jesus, and said, We c-cannyot teww. And he said 
u-unto t-them, N-Nyeithew teww I you by what a-authowity I (^-^*)/ d-do these things. 

21:28 But what think ye? A-A c-cewtain man h-had two s-sons; and he came to 
t-the fiwst, and said, Son, go wowk to day in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vinyeyawd. 

21:29 He answewed and said, I wiww nyot: but aftewwawd he wepented, and 
went. 

2-21:30 And he came to t-the second, and said wikewise. And he answewed 
and said, I go, s-siw: and went n-nyot. 

21:31 Whethew of t-them (^-^*)/ t-twain did t-the wiww of his f-fathew? They say u-unto 
him, The fiwst. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That t-the 
pubwicans and t-the hawwots go into t-the kingdom of God befowe you. 

21:32 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John came u-unto you in t-the w-way of wighteousnyess, and ye 
bewieved him nyot: but t-the pubwicans and t-the hawwots bewieved him: and 
ye, when ye h-had s-seen it, wepented nyot a-aftewwawd, that ye m-might bewieve 
h-him. 

21:33 Heaw anyothew p-pawabwe: Thewe w-was a c-cewtain househowdew, which 
pwanted a v-vinyeyawd, and h-hedged it (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and digged a w-winyepwess 
in it, and b-buiwt a towew, and wet it out to husbandmen, and went into 
a faw c-countwy: 21:34 And when t-the time of t-the fwuit dwew nyeaw, he sent 
his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to t-the husbandmen, that they m-might weceive t-the fwuits of 
it. 

21:35 And t-the h-husbandmen took his sewvants, and beat o-onye, and kiwwed 
anyothew, and stonyed anyothew. 

21:36 A-Again, he sent othew (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants mowe than t-the fiwst: and they did 
u-unto t-them wikewise. 

21:37 But wast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww he sent u-unto t-them his son, s-saying, They wiww 
wevewence o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

2-21:38 But when t-the h-husbandmen saw t-the son, they said among themsewves, 
This is t-the heiw; come, wet us kiww him, and wet us (=`ω´=) *hugs tightly* s-seize on his 
inhewitance. 

21:39 And they caught him, and cast him out of t-the v-vinyeyawd, and swew 
h-him. 

(-_-) 2-21:40 When t-the wowd thewefowe of t-the vinyeyawd cometh, what wiww he (^-^*)/ d-do 
u-unto those (>_<) h-husbandmen? 21:41 They say u-unto him, He wiww m-misewabwy 
d-destwoy those wicked men, and wiww wet out his vinyeyawd u-unto othew 
husbandmen, which shaww w-wendew him t-the fwuits in theiw s-seasons. 

21:42 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Did ye nyevew wead in t-the scwiptuwes, The 
stonye which t-the buiwdews w-wejected, t-the same is become t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the 
cownyew: this is t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's doing, and it is mawvewwous in ouw eyes? 
21:43 Thewefowe say I u-unto y-you, The kingdom of God shaww be taken fwom 
y-you, and given to a nyation bwinging fowth t-the fwuits t-theweof. 

2-21:44 And w-whosoevew shaww faww on this stonye shaww be bwoken: but on 
w-whomsoevew it shaww faww, it wiww gwind him to powdew. 

21:45 And when t-the chief pwiests and (^ω~) P-Phawisees h-had heawd his pawabwes, 
they pewceived that he spake of them. 

21:46 But when they sought to way h-hands on him, they feawed t-the 
muwtitude, because they took him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwophet. 

22:1 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and spake u-unto t-them again by pawabwes, and 
said, 2-22:2 The kingdom of heaven is w-wike u-unto a c-cewtain king, which 
m-made a mawwiage (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his son, (っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And sent fowth his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to caww 
t-them that wewe bidden to t-the w-wedding: and they w-wouwd nyot come. 

22:4 A-Again, he sent fowth othew sewvants, s-saying, Teww t-them which awe 
bidden, Behowd, I have pwepawed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my dinnyew: o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my oxen and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fatwings awe 
kiwwed, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe weady: come u-unto t-the mawwiage. 

2-22:5 But they m-made wight of it, and went theiw ways, onye to his f-fawm, 
anyothew to his mewchandise: 22:6 And t-the wemnyant took his sewvants, 
and e-entweated t-them spitefuwwy, and swew them. 

22:7 But when t-the king heawd t-theweof, he w-was wwoth: and he sent fowth 
his awmies, and destwoyed those muwdewews, and buwnyed up theiw city. 

22:8 T-Then saith he to his sewvants, The w-wedding is w-weady, but they 
which wewe bidden wewe nyot wowthy. 

22:9 Go ye thewefowe into t-the highways, and as many as ye shaww find, 
bid to t-the mawwiage. 

22:10 S-So those (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants went out into t-the highways, and gathewed 
togethew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww as many as they found, both (＃￣ω￣) b-bad and good: and t-the w-wedding 
w-was fuwnyished with guests. 

22:11 And when t-the king came in to s-see t-the guests, he saw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a man 
which h-had nyot on a w-wedding g-gawment: 22:12 And he saith u-unto him, 
Fwiend, how camest t-thou in hithew nyot h-having a w-wedding gawment? And he 
w-was s-speechwess. 

22:13 T-Then said t-the king to t-the sewvants, Bind him hand and foot, and 
o(>ω<)o t-take him away, and cast him into outew dawknyess, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be 
weeping and gnyashing of teeth. 

22:14 Fow many awe cawwed, but f-few awe chosen. 

22:15 T-Then went t-the Phawisees, and took counsew how they m-might 
entangwe him in his t-tawk. 

22:16 And they sent out u-unto him theiw discipwes with t-the Hewodians, 
s-saying, Mastew, we knyow that t-thou awt twue, and teachest t-the w-way of 
God in twuth, nyeithew cawest t-thou (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow any man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wegawdest nyot 
t-the pewson of m-men. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 Teww us thewefowe, What thinkest thou? Is it wawfuw to g-give 
(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute u-unto Caesaw, ow nyot? 22:18 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus pewceived theiw 
wickednyess, and said, Why t-tempt ye me, ye hypocwites? 22:19 Shew m-me 
t-the (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute monyey. And they b-bwought u-unto him a penny. 

22:20 And he saith u-unto t-them, Whose is this i-image and supewscwiption? 
22:21 They say u-unto him, Caesaw's. T-Then saith he u-unto t-them, Wendew 
thewefowe u-unto Caesaw t-the things which awe C-Caesaw's; and u-unto God t-the 
things that awe God's. 

2-22:22 When they h-had heawd these wowds, they mawvewwed, and weft him, 
and went theiw way. 

22:23 The same day came to him t-the Sadducees, which say that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyo wesuwwection, and asked him, 22:24 Saying, Mastew, Moses said, If a 
man die, h-having nyo c-chiwdwen, his b-bwothew shaww m-mawwy his wife, and 
w-waise up seed u-unto his bwothew. 

22:25 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe with us seven b-bwethwen: and t-the fiwst, when he 
h-had mawwied a wife, deceased, and, h-having nyo issue, weft his wife u-unto 
his bwothew: 22:26 Wikewise t-the second awso, and t-the thiwd, u-unto t-the 
seventh. 

22:27 And wast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the woman died awso. 

22:28 Thewefowe in t-the wesuwwection whose wife shaww she be of t-the 
seven? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-had hew. 

22:29 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, Ye (^-^*)/ d-do eww, nyot knyowing t-the 
scwiptuwes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the p-powew of God. 

22:30 Fow in t-the wesuwwection they nyeithew mawwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awe given in 
mawwiage, but awe as t-the angews of God in heaven. 

22:31 But as touching t-the wesuwwection of t-the dead, have ye nyot wead 
that which w-was spoken u-unto you by G-God, s-saying, 22:32 I am t-the God of 
A-Abwaham, and t-the God of Isaac, and t-the God of Jacob? God is nyot t-the 
God of t-the dead, but of t-the wiving. 

22:33 And when t-the muwtitude heawd this, they wewe astonyished a-at his 
doctwinye. 

22:34 But when t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees h-had heawd that he h-had put t-the Sadducees 
to siwence, they wewe gathewed togethew. 

22:35 T-Then onye of t-them, which w-was a wawyew, asked him a question, 
tempting him, and s-saying, 22:36 Mastew, which is t-the gweat commandment 
in t-the waw? 22:37 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, T-Thou shawt wove t-the Wowd thy 
God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy s-souw, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy mind. 

22:38 This is t-the fiwst and gweat ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. 

22:39 And t-the second is w-wike u-unto it, T-Thou shawt wove thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as 
thysewf. 

22:40 On these two c-commandments h-hang (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the pwophets. 

(o^▽^o) 2-22:41 Whiwe t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees wewe gathewed togethew, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus asked t-them, 
22:42 Saying, What think ye of Chwist? whose son is o(>< )o h-he? They say u-unto 
him, The son of David. 

2-22:43 He saith u-unto t-them, How t-then doth David in spiwit caww him W-Wowd, 
s-saying, 2-22:44 The WOWD said u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, Sit t-thou on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, 
tiww I make thinye enyemies thy footstoow? 22:45 If David t-then caww him 
W-Wowd, how is he his son? 22:46 And nyo man w-was abwe to answew him a 
wowd, nyeithew duwst any man fwom that day fowth ask him any mowe 
questions. 

23:1 T-Then spake ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to t-the muwtitude, and to his discipwes, 23:2 
S-Saying The scwibes and t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees sit in Moses' seat: 23:3 Aww 
thewefowe whatsoevew they bid you obsewve, that o-obsewve and do; but (^-^*)/ d-do 
nyot ye aftew theiw wowks: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they say, and (^-^*)/ d-do n-nyot. 

23:4 Fow they bind h-heavy buwdens and gwievous to be bownye, and way 
t-them on men's shouwdews; but they themsewves wiww nyot move t-them with 
onye of theiw fingews. 

23:5 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw wowks they (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to be s-seen of m-men: they make 
bwoad theiw p-phywactewies, and enwawge t-the b-bowdews of theiw gawments, 
23:6 And wove t-the u-uppewmost wooms a-at feasts, and t-the chief s-seats in 
t-the synyagogues, 2-23:7 And gweetings in t-the mawkets, and to be cawwed of 
men, Wabbi, Wabbi. 

2-23:8 But be nyot ye cawwed Wabbi: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye is youw Mastew, even Chwist; 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye awe bwethwen. 

23:9 And caww nyo man youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew upon t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye is youw 
Fathew, which is in heaven. 

23:10 N-Nyeithew be ye cawwed mastews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye is youw Mastew, even 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

23:11 But he that is gweatest among you shaww be youw sewvant. 

23:12 And w-whosoevew shaww e-exawt himsewf shaww be a-abased; and he that 
shaww humbwe himsewf shaww be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 

2-23:13 But (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye s-shut 
up t-the kingdom of heaven against m-men: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye nyeithew go in youwsewves, 
nyeithew s-suffew ye t-them that awe entewing to go in. 

23:14 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye devouw 
o(≧▽≦)o w-widows' houses, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (＾• ω •＾) p-pwetence make wong p-pwayew: thewefowe ye 
shaww weceive t-the gweatew damnyation. 

23:15 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye compass 
sea and wand to make onye pwosewyte, and when he is made, ye make him 
t-twofowd mowe t-the c-chiwd of heww than y-youwsewves. 

23:16 Woe u-unto y-you, ye bwind guides, which say, Whosoevew shaww sweaw 
by t-the t-tempwe, it is nyothing; but w-whosoevew shaww sweaw by t-the gowd of 
t-the t-tempwe, he is a debtow! 23:17 Ye foows and bwind: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whethew is 
gweatew, t-the gowd, ow t-the tempwe that sanctifieth t-the g-gowd? 23:18 
And, Whosoevew shaww sweaw by t-the awtaw, it is nyothing; but w-whosoevew 
s-sweaweth by t-the gift that is upon it, he is guiwty. 

23:19 Ye foows and bwind: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whethew is gweatew, t-the gift, ow t-the 
awtaw that sanctifieth t-the gift? 23:20 Whoso thewefowe shaww sweaw by 
t-the awtaw, s-sweaweth by it, and by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things theweon. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 And w-whoso shaww sweaw by t-the t-tempwe, s-sweaweth by it, and by him 
that d-dwewweth thewein. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 And he that shaww sweaw by heaven, s-sweaweth by t-the t-thwonye of 
G-God, and by him that sitteth theweon. 

23:23 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye pay 
tithe of mint and anyise and cummin, and have omitted t-the weightiew 
mattews of t-the w-waw, j-judgment, m-mewcy, and faith: these ought ye to have 
donye, and nyot to weave t-the othew undonye. 

23:24 Ye bwind guides, which stwain a-at a g-gnyat, and swawwow a camew. 

23:25 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye make 
cwean t-the outside of t-the cup and of t-the pwattew, but within they awe 
f-fuww of e-extowtion and e-excess. 

23:26 T-Thou bwind Phawisee, cweanse fiwst that which is within t-the cup 
and pwattew, that t-the outside of t-them may be cwean awso. 

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe w-wike 
u-unto w-whited sepuwchwes, which indeed appeaw beautifuw o-outwawd, but awe 
within f-fuww of dead men's bonyes, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww uncweannyess. 

23:28 Even so ye awso outwawdwy appeaw wighteous u-unto men, but within 
ye awe f-fuww of hypocwisy and inyiquity. 

23:29 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! because ye 
buiwd t-the tombs of t-the pwophets, and gawnyish t-the sepuwchwes of t-the 
(✧ω✧) w-wighteous, o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 And say, If we h-had b-been in t-the days of ouw fathews, 
we w-wouwd nyot have b-been pawtakews with t-them in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the 
pwophets. 

23:31 Whewefowe ye be witnyesses u-unto youwsewves, that ye awe t-the 
chiwdwen of t-them which kiwwed t-the pwophets. 

23:32 Fiww ye up t-then t-the measuwe of youw fathews. 

2-23:33 Ye sewpents, ye genyewation of vipews, how c-can ye escape t-the 
damnyation of h-heww? 2-23:34 Whewefowe, b-behowd, I send u-unto you pwophets, 
and wise men, and scwibes: and s-some of t-them ye shaww kiww and cwucify; 
and s-some of t-them shaww ye scouwge in youw synyagogues, and pewsecute 
t-them fwom city to city: 2-23:35 That upon you may come (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wighteous 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood shed upon t-the eawth, fwom t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of wighteous ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew u-unto t-the 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of Z-Zachawias son of (´ ∀ ` *) *twerks* B-Bawachias, whom ye swew b-between t-the tempwe 
and t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

23:36 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Aww these things shaww come upon this 
genyewation. 

23:37 O-O J-Jewusawem, J-Jewusawem, t-thou that kiwwest t-the pwophets, and 
stonyest t-them which awe sent u-unto thee, how often w-wouwd I have gathewed 
thy chiwdwen togethew, even as a hen gatheweth hew chickens undew hew 
w-wings, and ye w-wouwd n-nyot! 23:38 Behowd, youw house is weft u-unto you 
>w< *cries* d-desowate. 

2-23:39 Fow I say u-unto y-you, Ye shaww nyot s-see m-me hencefowth, tiww ye 
shaww say, Bwessed is he that cometh in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd. 

2-24:1 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and depawted fwom t-the tempwe: and his 
discipwes came to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to s-shew him t-the buiwdings of t-the tempwe. 

24:2 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, See ye nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these (o^▽^o) t-things? vewiwy I 
say u-unto y-you, Thewe shaww nyot be weft hewe onye stonye upon anyothew, 
that shaww nyot be thwown down. 

24:3 And as he sat upon t-the mount of Owives, t-the discipwes came u-unto 
him pwivatewy, s-saying, Teww u-us, when shaww these things be? and what 
shaww be t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign of thy coming, and of t-the end of t-the wowwd? 2-24:4 
And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, Take heed that nyo man deceive 
you. 

24:5 Fow many shaww come in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, s-saying, I am Chwist; and shaww 
deceive many. 

24:6 And ye shaww h-heaw of waws and wumouws of w-waws: s-see that ye be nyot 
twoubwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things (* ^ ω ^) m-must come to pass, but t-the end is nyot 
yet. 

24:7 Fow nyation shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise against nyation, and kingdom against 
(--_--) *pokes you* k-kingdom: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be f-faminyes, and pestiwences, and eawthquakes, 
in divews pwaces. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 Aww these awe t-the beginnying of s-sowwows. 

24:9 T-Then shaww they d-dewivew you up to be a-affwicted, and shaww kiww 
you: and ye shaww be hated of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake. 

24:10 And t-then shaww many be offended, and shaww betway onye anyothew, 
and shaww hate onye anyothew. 

24:11 And many f-fawse pwophets shaww wise, and shaww deceive many. 

24:12 And because i-inyiquity shaww abound, t-the wove of many shaww wax 
cowd. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 But he that shaww e-enduwe u-unto t-the end, t-the same shaww be saved. 

24:14 And this gospew of t-the kingdom shaww be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wowwd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a witnyess u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations; and t-then shaww t-the end come. 

24:15 When ye thewefowe shaww s-see t-the a-abominyation of desowation, 
spoken of by Danyiew t-the pwophet, stand in t-the h-howy pwace, (♡°▽°♡) (-(whoso 
w-weadeth, wet him (*ﾉωﾉ) u-undewstand:) 24:16 T-Then wet t-them which be in Judaea 
fwee into t-the mountains: 24:17 Wet him which is on t-the housetop nyot 
come down to o(>ω<)o t-take any t-thing out of his house: 24:18 N-Nyeithew wet him 
which is in t-the fiewd (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn back to o(>ω<)o t-take his cwothes. 

24:19 And (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto t-them that awe with chiwd, and to t-them that g-give 
suck in those d-days! 24:20 But p-pway ye that youw fwight be nyot in t-the 
wintew, nyeithew on t-the sabbath day: 24:21 Fow t-then shaww be gweat 
twibuwation, such as w-was nyot since t-the beginnying of t-the wowwd to this 
time, nyo, (=`ω´=) n-nyow e-evew shaww be. 

2-24:22 And except those days shouwd be s-showtenyed, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd nyo fwesh 
be saved: but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewect's sake those days shaww be showtenyed. 

24:23 T-Then if any man shaww say u-unto y-you, Wo, hewe is (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, ow 
thewe; bewieve it n-nyot. 

24:24 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww a-awise f-fawse C-Chwists, and f-fawse pwophets, and 
shaww s-shew gweat signs and wondews; i-insomuch that, if it wewe 
possibwe, they shaww deceive t-the vewy ewect. 

24:25 Behowd, I have towd you b-befowe. 

24:26 Whewefowe if they shaww say u-unto y-you, Behowd, he is in t-the 
desewt; go nyot fowth: b-behowd, he is in t-the secwet c-chambews; bewieve it 
n-nyot. 

2-24:27 Fow as t-the wightnying cometh out of t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and shinyeth even 
u-unto t-the w-west; so shaww awso t-the coming of t-the S-Son of man be. 

(＞ｍ＜) *pokes you* 2-24:28 Fow whewesoevew t-the cawcase is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww t-the e-eagwes be 
gathewed togethew. 

24:29 Immediatewy aftew t-the twibuwation of those days shaww t-the sun be 
dawkenyed, and t-the moon shaww nyot g-give hew wight, and t-the staws shaww 
faww fwom heaven, and t-the powews of t-the h-heavens shaww be shaken: 24:30 
And t-then shaww appeaw t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign of t-the S-Son of man in heaven: and t-then 
shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of t-the eawth mouwn, and they shaww s-see t-the S-Son of 
man coming in t-the cwouds of heaven with p-powew and gweat gwowy. 

24:31 And he shaww send his angews with a gweat s-sound of a twumpet, 
and they shaww gathew togethew his ewect fwom t-the fouw winds, fwom onye 
end of heaven to t-the o-othew. 

2-24:32 Nyow weawn a pawabwe of t-the fig twee; When his bwanch is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
t-tendew, and putteth fowth weaves, ye knyow that summew is nyigh: 24:33 
S-So wikewise ye, when ye shaww s-see (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, knyow that it is 
nyeaw, even a-at t-the doows. 

24:34 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, This genyewation shaww nyot pass, tiww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
these things be f-fuwfiwwed. 

24:35 Heaven and eawth shaww pass away, but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds shaww nyot pass 
away. 

24:36 But of that day and (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw k-knyoweth nyo ^.^ m-man, nyo, nyot t-the angews of 
heaven, but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew onwy. 

24:37 But as t-the days of Nyoe (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, so shaww awso t-the coming of t-the S-Son 
of man be. 

24:38 Fow as in t-the days that wewe befowe t-the fwood they wewe e-eating 
and dwinking, mawwying and giving in mawwiage, untiw t-the day that Nyoe 
entewed into t-the awk, 24:39 And knyew nyot untiw t-the fwood came, and 
took t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww away; so shaww awso t-the coming of t-the S-Son of man be. 

24:40 T-Then shaww two be in t-the fiewd; t-the onye shaww be taken, and t-the 
othew weft. 

24:41 Two w-women shaww be gwinding a-at t-the m-miww; t-the onye shaww be taken, 
and t-the othew weft. 

24:42 Watch thewefowe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye knyow nyot what (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw youw Wowd doth come. 

24:43 But knyow this, that if t-the goodman of t-the house h-had knyown in 
what watch t-the t-thief w-wouwd come, he w-wouwd have watched, and w-wouwd nyot 
have suffewed his house to be bwoken (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

2-24:44 Thewefowe be ye awso weady: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in such an (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw as ye think nyot 
t-the S-Son of man cometh. 

24:45 Who t-then is a faithfuw and wise s-sewvant, whom his wowd hath m-made 
wuwew o-ovew his h-househowd, to g-give t-them meat in d-due s-season? 2-24:46 
Bwessed is that s-sewvant, whom his wowd when he cometh shaww f-find so 
doing. 

24:47 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That he shaww make him wuwew o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. 

24:48 But and if that eviw sewvant shaww say in his heawt, My wowd 
d-dewayeth his ＼(≧▽≦)／ c-coming; 2-24:49 And shaww b-begin to smite his 
fewwowsewvants, and to e-eat and dwink with t-the dwunken; 24:50 The wowd 
of that sewvant shaww come in a day when he wooketh nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and 
in an (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw that he is nyot awawe of, 24:51 And shaww cut him ⊂(･ω･*⊂) a-asundew, 
and appoint him his powtion with t-the hypocwites: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be 
weeping and gnyashing of teeth. 

2-25:1 T-Then shaww t-the kingdom of heaven be wikenyed u-unto t-ten viwgins, 
which took theiw wamps, and went fowth to meet t-the bwidegwoom. 

25:2 And five of t-them wewe w-wise, and five wewe foowish. 

25:3 They that wewe foowish took theiw wamps, and took nyo oiw with 
(=`ω´=) t-them: 25:4 But t-the wise took oiw in theiw vessews with theiw w-wamps. 

25:5 Whiwe t-the bwidegwoom tawwied, they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww swumbewed and (＞ｍ＜) s-swept. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And a-at midnyight (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy made, Behowd, t-the bwidegwoom 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; go ye out to meet h-him. 

25:7 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those viwgins a-awose, and twimmed theiw w-wamps. 

25:8 And t-the foowish said u-unto t-the w-wise, Give us of youw oiw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw 
wamps awe gonye ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

25:9 But t-the wise answewed, s-saying, Nyot so; west (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyot e-enyough 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us and you: but go ye wathew to t-them that seww, and buy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
y-youwsewves. 

25:10 And whiwe they went to buy, t-the bwidegwoom c-came; and they that 
wewe weady went in with him to t-the mawwiage: and t-the doow w-was s-shut. 

25:11 Aftewwawd came awso t-the othew viwgins, s-saying, W-Wowd, W-Wowd, open 
to us. 

25:12 But he answewed and said, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I knyow you n-nyot. 

25:13 Watch thewefowe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye knyow nyeithew t-the day (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw 
whewein t-the S-Son of man cometh. 

25:14 Fow t-the kingdom of heaven is as a man twavewwing into a faw 
countwy, who cawwed his own sewvants, and dewivewed u-unto t-them his 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. 

25:15 And u-unto onye he gave five t-tawents, to anyothew two, and to 
anyothew onye; to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his sevewaw abiwity; and 
stwaightway took his jouwnyey. 

25:16 T-Then he that h-had weceived t-the five tawents went and twaded with 
t-the s-same, and m-made t-them othew five tawents. 

2-25:17 And wikewise he that h-had weceived two, he awso gainyed othew t-two. 

25:18 But he that h-had weceived onye went and digged in t-the eawth, and 
hid his wowd's monyey. 

25:19 Aftew a wong time t-the wowd of those (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants cometh, and 
weckonyeth with them. 

25:20 And so he that h-had weceived five tawents came and b-bwought othew 
five t-tawents, s-saying, W-Wowd, t-thou dewivewedst u-unto m-me five ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ *moans* t-tawents: 
b-behowd, I have gainyed beside t-them five tawents mowe. 

25:21 His wowd said u-unto him, Weww donye, t-thou g-good and faithfuw 
sewvant: t-thou hast b-been faithfuw o-ovew a f-few things, I wiww make thee 
wuwew o-ovew many things: entew t-thou into t-the joy of thy w-wowd. 

25:22 He awso that h-had weceived two tawents came and said, W-Wowd, t-thou 
dewivewedst u-unto m-me two ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ *moans* t-tawents: b-behowd, I have gainyed two othew 
tawents beside them. 

25:23 His wowd said u-unto him, Weww donye, g-good and faithfuw sewvant; 
t-thou hast b-been faithfuw o-ovew a f-few things, I wiww make thee wuwew o-ovew 
many things: entew t-thou into t-the joy of thy w-wowd. 

2-25:24 T-Then he which h-had weceived t-the onye tawent came and said, W-Wowd, I 
knyew thee that t-thou awt an hawd ^.^ m-man, weaping whewe t-thou hast nyot sown, 
and gathewing whewe t-thou hast nyot stwawed: 25:25 And I w-was afwaid, and 
went and hid thy tawent in t-the eawth: wo, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-thou hast that is 
thinye. 

25:26 His wowd answewed and said u-unto him, T-Thou wicked and swothfuw 
s-sewvant, t-thou knyewest that I w-weap whewe I sowed nyot, and gathew whewe 
I have nyot stwawed: 25:27 T-Thou o-oughtest thewefowe to have put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my monyey 
to t-the exchangews, and t-then a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my coming I shouwd have weceived minye 
own with usuwy. 

25:28 Take thewefowe t-the tawent fwom him, and g-give it u-unto him which 
hath t-ten tawents. 

2-25:29 Fow u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that hath shaww be given, and he shaww have 
abundance: but fwom him that hath nyot shaww be taken away even that 
which he h-hath. 

2-25:30 And cast ye t-the unpwofitabwe sewvant into outew dawknyess: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be weeping and gnyashing of teeth. 

25:31 When t-the S-Son of man shaww come in his gwowy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the h-howy 
angews with him, t-then shaww he sit upon t-the t-thwonye of his gwowy: 25:32 
And befowe him shaww be gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations: and he shaww sepawate 
t-them onye fwom anyothew, as a s-shephewd divideth his sheep fwom t-the 
g-goats: 25:33 And he shaww s-set t-the sheep on his wight hand, but t-the 
g-goats on t-the weft. 

25:34 T-Then shaww t-the King say u-unto t-them on his wight hand, Come, ye 
bwessed of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, i-inhewit t-the kingdom pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you fwom t-the 
f-foundation of t-the wowwd: 25:35 Fow I w-was an hungwed, and ye gave m-me 
meat: I w-was t-thiwsty, and ye gave m-me dwink: I w-was a s-stwangew, and ye 
took m-me in: 25:36 N-Nyaked, and ye cwothed me: I w-was sick, and ye v-visited 
me: I w-was in pwison, and ye came u-unto me. 

25:37 T-Then shaww t-the wighteous answew him, s-saying, W-Wowd, when saw we 
thee an hungwed, and fed thee? ow t-thiwsty, and gave thee dwink? 25:38 
When saw we thee a s-stwangew, and took thee in? ow nyaked, and cwothed 
thee? 25:39 Ow when saw we thee sick, ow in pwison, and came u-unto 
thee? 25:40 And t-the King shaww answew and say u-unto t-them, Vewiwy I say 
u-unto y-you, I-Inyasmuch as ye have donye it u-unto onye of t-the weast of these 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, ye have donye it u-unto me. 

25:41 T-Then shaww he say awso u-unto t-them on t-the weft hand, Depawt fwom 
me, ye c-cuwsed, into evewwasting f-fiwe, pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the deviw and his 
a-angews: 25:42 Fow I w-was an hungwed, and ye gave m-me nyo meat: I w-was 
t-thiwsty, and ye gave m-me nyo dwink: (✧∀✧)/ 2-25:43 I w-was a s-stwangew, and ye took 
m-me nyot in: nyaked, and ye cwothed m-me nyot: sick, and in pwison, and ye 
v-visited m-me n-nyot. 

2-25:44 T-Then shaww they awso answew him, s-saying, W-Wowd, when saw we thee 
an hungwed, ow a-athiwst, ow a s-stwangew, ow nyaked, ow sick, ow in 
pwison, and did nyot m-minyistew u-unto thee? 2-25:45 T-Then shaww he answew 
t-them, s-saying, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I-Inyasmuch as ye did it nyot to onye 
of t-the weast of these, ye did it nyot to me. 

2-25:46 And these shaww go away into evewwasting punyishment: but t-the 
wighteous into wife etewnyaw. 

26:1 And it came to pass, when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had finyished (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these sayings, 
he said u-unto his discipwes, 26:2 Ye knyow that aftew two days is t-the 
(♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the p-passovew, and t-the S-Son of man is betwayed to be cwucified. 

26:3 T-Then assembwed togethew t-the chief p-pwiests, and t-the s-scwibes, and 
t-the ewdews of t-the p-peopwe, u-unto t-the pawace of t-the high pwiest, who w-was 
cawwed Caiaphas, (*^.^*) 2-26:4 And c-consuwted that they m-might o(>ω<)o t-take ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus by 
subtiwty, and kiww h-him. 

26:5 But they said, Nyot on t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast day, west (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be an upwoaw 
among t-the peopwe. 

26:6 Nyow when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was in Bethany, in t-the house of Simon t-the wepew, 
26:7 Thewe came u-unto him a woman h-having an awabastew box of vewy 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious ointment, and pouwed it on his head, as he sat a-at meat. 

26:8 But when his discipwes saw it, they h-had i-indignyation, s-saying, To 
what puwpose is this ^w^ w-waste? 26:9 Fow this ointment m-might have b-been 
sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^w^ m-much, and given to t-the poow. 

26:10 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus undewstood it, he said u-unto t-them, Why twoubwe ye t-the 
woman? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath wwought a g-good wowk upon me. 

2-26:11 Fow ye have t-the poow awways with you; but m-me ye have nyot awways. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 Fow in that she hath pouwed this ointment on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-body, she did it 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my buwiaw. 

26:13 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Whewesoevew this gospew shaww be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached 
in t-the w-whowe wowwd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww awso this, that this woman hath donye, 
be towd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw of hew. 

26:14 T-Then onye of t-the twewve, cawwed (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, went u-unto t-the 
chief p-pwiests, 26:15 And said u-unto t-them, What wiww ye g-give me, and I 
wiww d-dewivew him u-unto y-you? And they covenyanted with him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thiwty 
pieces of siwvew. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:16 And fwom that time he sought oppowtunyity to betway h-him. 

26:17 Nyow t-the fiwst day of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead t-the discipwes 
came to Jesus, saying u-unto him, Whewe wiwt t-thou that we p-pwepawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thee to e-eat t-the passovew? 26:18 And he said, Go into t-the city to such 
a ^.^ m-man, and say u-unto him, The M-Mastew saith, My time is a-at hand; I wiww 
keep t-the passovew a-at thy house with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-discipwes. 

26:19 And t-the discipwes did as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had appointed t-them; and they m-made 
weady t-the passovew. 

26:20 Nyow when t-the even w-was come, he sat down with t-the twewve. 

26:21 And as they did eat, he said, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, that onye of 
you shaww betway me. 

26:22 And they wewe exceeding sowwowfuw, and began {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them 
to say u-unto him, W-Wowd, is it I? 26:23 And he answewed and said, He 
that dippeth his hand with m-me in t-the dish, t-the same shaww betway me. 

2-26:24 The S-Son of man goeth as it is wwitten of him: but (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto that 
man by whom t-the S-Son of man is b-betwayed! it h-had b-been g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that man 
if he h-had nyot b-been bown. 

2-26:25 T-Then Judas, which betwayed him, answewed and said, Mastew, is it 
I? He said u-unto him, T-Thou hast said. 

2-26:26 And as they wewe eating, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus took bwead, and bwessed it, and 
bwake it, and gave it to t-the discipwes, and said, T-Take, eat; this is 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my body. 

2-26:27 And he took t-the cup, and gave thanks, and gave it to t-them, 
s-saying, Dwink ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of it; 2-26:28 Fow this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the nyew 
t-testament, which is shed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemission of sins. 

26:29 But I say u-unto y-you, I wiww nyot dwink hencefowth of this fwuit of 
t-the vinye, untiw that day when I dwink it nyew with you in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's 
(´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

26:30 And when they h-had sung an hymn, they went out into t-the mount of 
Owives. 

26:31 T-Then saith ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them, Aww ye shaww be o-offended because of 
m-me this nyight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, I wiww smite t-the s-shephewd, and t-the 
sheep of t-the fwock shaww be scattewed abwoad. 

26:32 But aftew I am wisen again, I wiww go befowe you into Gawiwee. 

2-26:33 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewed and said u-unto him, Though (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men shaww be 
o-offended because of thee, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I nyevew be offended. 

26:34 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Vewiwy I say u-unto thee, That this nyight, 
befowe t-the cock c-cwow, t-thou shawt deny m-me thwice. 

26:35 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, Though I shouwd die with thee, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wiww I 
nyot deny thee. Wikewise awso said (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-discipwes. 

26:36 T-Then cometh ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus with t-them u-unto a pwace cawwed Gethsemanye, and 
saith u-unto t-the discipwes, Sit ye hewe, whiwe I go and p-pway yondew. 

26:37 And he took with him (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and t-the two sons of Zebedee, and 
began to be sowwowfuw and vewy heavy. 

26:38 T-Then saith he u-unto t-them, My souw is exceeding sowwowfuw, even 
u-unto (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: tawwy ye hewe, and watch with me. 

26:39 And he went a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fawthew, and feww on his face, and pwayed, 
s-saying, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, if it be possibwe, wet this cup pass fwom me: 
nyevewthewess nyot as I wiww, but as t-thou wiwt. 

26:40 And he cometh u-unto t-the discipwes, and findeth t-them asweep, and 
saith u-unto Petew, What, couwd ye nyot watch with m-me onye (=①ω①=) h-houw? 26:41 
Watch and (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, that ye entew nyot into temptation: t-the spiwit indeed 
is w-wiwwing, but t-the fwesh is weak. 

26:42 He went away again t-the second time, and pwayed, s-saying, O-O o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
Fathew, if this cup may nyot pass away fwom me, except I dwink it, thy 
wiww be donye. 

26:43 And he came and f-found t-them asweep ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw eyes wewe 
heavy. 

26:44 And he weft t-them, and went away again, and pwayed t-the thiwd 
time, saying t-the same wowds. 

26:45 T-Then cometh he to his discipwes, and saith u-unto t-them, Sweep on 
n-nyow, and o(>ω<)o t-take youw west: b-behowd, t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is a-at hand, and t-the S-Son of 
man is betwayed into t-the h-hands of sinnyews. 

26:46 Wise, wet us be going: b-behowd, he is a-at hand that doth betway 
me. 

2-26:47 And whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, wo, Judas, onye of t-the twewve, came, and 
with him a gweat muwtitude with swowds and s-staves, fwom t-the chief 
pwiests and ewdews of t-the peopwe. 

26:48 Nyow he that betwayed him gave t-them a sign, s-saying, Whomsoevew I 
shaww kiss, that same is he: h-howd him fast. 

26:49 And fowthwith he came to Jesus, and said, H-Haiw, m-mastew; and 
kissed h-him. 

UwU 2-26:50 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Fwiend, (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe awt t-thou come? T-Then 
came they, and w-waid h-hands on ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus and took h-him. 

26:51 And, b-behowd, onye of t-them which wewe with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus stwetched out his 
hand, and dwew his swowd, and stwuck a sewvant of t-the high pwiest's, 
and smote off his (・_・ヾ e-eaw. 

2-26:52 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto him, Put up again thy s-swowd into his p-pwace: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that o(>ω<)o t-take t-the s-swowd shaww pewish with t-the swowd. 

26:53 Thinkest t-thou that I c-cannyot nyow p-pway to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, and he shaww 
pwesentwy g-give m-me mowe than twewve wegions of angews? 26:54 But how 
t-then shaww t-the scwiptuwes be fuwfiwwed, that thus it (* ^ ω ^) m-must be? 2-26:55 
In that same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to t-the (^ω~) m-muwtitudes, Awe ye come out as 
against a t-thief with swowds and staves (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to o(>ω<)o t-take m-me? I sat daiwy 
with you teaching in t-the t-tempwe, and ye w-waid nyo h-howd on me. 

26:56 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this w-was donye, that t-the scwiptuwes of t-the pwophets m-might 
be f-fuwfiwwed. T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the discipwes fowsook him, and fwed. 

26:57 And they that h-had w-waid h-howd on ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-wed him away to Caiaphas 
t-the high pwiest, whewe t-the scwibes and t-the ewdews wewe a-assembwed. 

26:58 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew f-fowwowed him afaw off u-unto t-the high pwiest's pawace, 
and went in, and sat with t-the sewvants, to s-see t-the end. 

26:59 Nyow t-the chief p-pwiests, and ewdews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the counciw, sought 
f-fawse witnyess against Jesus, to put him to death; 26:60 But f-found 
nyonye: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-though many f-fawse witnyesses came, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet f-found they n-nyonye. {{ (>_<) }} A-At 
t-the wast came two f-fawse witnyesses, 26:61 And said, This f-fewwow said, I 
am abwe to d-destwoy t-the tempwe of G-God, and to buiwd it in thwee days. 

26:62 And t-the high pwiest a-awose, and said u-unto him, Answewest t-thou 
n-nyothing? what is it which these witnyess against thee? 26:63 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
hewd his p-peace, And t-the high pwiest answewed and said u-unto him, I 
adjuwe thee by t-the wiving G-God, that t-thou teww us whethew t-thou be t-the 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of God. 

26:64 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, T-Thou hast said: nyevewthewess I say u-unto 
y-you, Heweaftew shaww ye s-see t-the S-Son of man sitting on t-the wight hand 
of p-powew, and coming in t-the cwouds of heaven. 

26:65 T-Then t-the high pwiest went his cwothes, s-saying, He hath spoken 
bwasphemy; what f-fuwthew nyeed have we of witnyesses? b-behowd, nyow ye have 
heawd his bwasphemy. 

26:66 What think ye? They answewed and said, He is g-guiwty of death. 

o(>ω<)o 2-26:67 T-Then did they spit in his face, and buffeted h-him; and othews 
smote him with t-the pawms of theiw hands, 26:68 Saying, Pwophesy u-unto 
u-us, t-thou (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, Who is he that smote thee? 26:69 Nyow (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew sat 
without in t-the pawace: and a damsew came u-unto him, s-saying, T-Thou awso 
wast with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Gawiwee. 

2-26:70 But he denyied befowe t-them a-aww, s-saying, I knyow nyot what t-thou 
sayest. 

26:71 And when he w-was gonye out into t-the powch, anyothew m-maid saw him, 
and said u-unto t-them that wewe thewe, This f-fewwow w-was awso with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of 
Nyazaweth. 

26:72 And again he denyied with an o-oath, I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot knyow t-the m-man. 

26:73 And aftew a whiwe came u-unto him they that s-stood by, and said to 
Petew, S-Suwewy t-thou awso awt onye of t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy speech bewwayeth 
thee. 

26:74 T-Then began he to (O_O;) c-cuwse and to sweaw, s-saying, I knyow nyot t-the m-man. 
And immediatewy t-the cock cwew. 

26:75 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew wemembewed t-the wowd of Jesus, which said u-unto him, 
Befowe t-the cock c-cwow, t-thou shawt deny m-me thwice. And he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and 
wept bittewwy. 

2-27:1 When t-the mownying w-was come, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chief pwiests and ewdews of 
t-the peopwe took counsew against ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to put him to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 27:2 And 
when they h-had b-bound him, they w-wed him away, and dewivewed him to 
P-Pontius Piwate t-the govewnyow. 

27:3 T-Then Judas, which h-had betwayed him, when he saw that he w-was 
condemnyed, wepented himsewf, and b-bwought again t-the thiwty pieces of 
s-siwvew to t-the chief pwiests and ewdews, 27:4 Saying, I have sinnyed in 
that I have betwayed t-the innyocent bwood. And they said, What is that 
to us? s-see t-thou to that. 

27:5 And he cast down t-the pieces of s-siwvew in t-the t-tempwe, and 
depawted, and went and hanged himsewf. 

2-27:6 And t-the chief pwiests took t-the s-siwvew p-pieces, and said, I-It is nyot 
wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to put t-them into t-the tweasuwy, because it is t-the p-pwice of 
bwood. 

2-27:7 And they took counsew, and bought with t-them t-the p-pottew's fiewd, 
to buwy stwangews in. 

27:8 Whewefowe that fiewd w-was cawwed, The fiewd of bwood, u-unto this 
d-day. 

27:9 T-Then w-was fuwfiwwed that which w-was spoken by J-Jewemy t-the pwophet, 
s-saying, And they took t-the thiwty pieces of s-siwvew, t-the p-pwice of him 
that w-was vawued, whom they of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew did v-vawue; 27:10 
And gave t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pottew's fiewd, as t-the Wowd appointed me. 

27:11 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus s-stood befowe t-the govewnyow: and t-the govewnyow asked him, 
s-saying, Awt t-thou t-the King of t-the Jews? And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, T-Thou 
sayest. 

2-27:12 And when he w-was a-accused of t-the chief pwiests and ewdews, he 
answewed nyothing. 

27:13 T-Then said Piwate u-unto him, H-Heawest t-thou nyot how many things they 
witnyess against thee? 2-27:14 And he answewed him to nyevew a wowd; 
i-insomuch that t-the govewnyow mawvewwed gweatwy. 

27:15 Nyow a-at that (♡°▽°♡) f-feast t-the govewnyow w-was wont to wewease u-unto t-the 
peopwe a pwisonyew, whom they wouwd. 

27:16 And they h-had t-then a nyotabwe pwisonyew, cawwed Bawabbas. 

27:17 Thewefowe when they wewe gathewed togethew, Piwate said u-unto 
t-them, Whom wiww ye that I wewease u-unto y-you? Bawabbas, ow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus which 
is cawwed Chwist? 27:18 Fow he knyew that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow envy they h-had dewivewed 
h-him. 

2-27:19 When he w-was s-set down on t-the j-judgment s-seat, his wife sent u-unto 
him, s-saying, H-Have t-thou nyothing to (^-^*)/ d-do with that just man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have 
suffewed many things this day in a dweam because of h-him. 

2-27:20 But t-the chief pwiests and ewdews pewsuaded t-the muwtitude that 
they shouwd ask Bawabbas, and d-destwoy Jesus. 

27:21 The govewnyow answewed and said u-unto t-them, Whethew of t-the (^-^*)/ t-twain 
wiww ye that I wewease u-unto y-you? They said, Bawabbas. 

2-27:22 Piwate saith u-unto t-them, What shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do t-then with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus which is 
cawwed Chwist? They (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww say u-unto him, Wet him be cwucified. 

27:23 And t-the govewnyow said, Why, what eviw hath he donye? But they 
cwied out t-the m-mowe, s-saying, Wet him be cwucified. 

27:24 When Piwate saw that he couwd pwevaiw nyothing, but that wathew a 
t-tumuwt w-was made, he took watew, and washed his h-hands befowe t-the 
muwtitude, s-saying, I am innyocent of t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of this just pewson: s-see 
ye to it. 

27:25 T-Then answewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, and said, His ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be on u-us, and 
on ouw chiwdwen. 

27:26 T-Then w-weweased he Bawabbas u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and when he h-had s-scouwged 
Jesus, he dewivewed him to be cwucified. 

27:27 T-Then t-the sowdiews of t-the govewnyow took ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus into t-the common 
h-haww, and gathewed u-unto him t-the w-whowe band of sowdiews. 

2-27:28 And they (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped him, and put on him a scawwet wobe. 

27:29 And when they h-had pwatted a cwown of thowns, they put it upon 
his head, and a weed in his wight hand: and they b-bowed t-the k-knyee befowe 
him, and mocked him, s-saying, H-Haiw, King of t-the Jews! 27:30 And they 
spit upon him, and took t-the weed, and smote him on t-the head. 

27:31 And aftew that they h-had mocked him, they took t-the w-wobe off fwom 
him, and put his own waiment on him, and w-wed him away to cwucify h-him. 

27:32 And as they came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, they f-found a man of Cywenye, Simon by nyame: 
him they compewwed to beaw his c-cwoss. 

27:33 And when they wewe come u-unto a pwace cawwed Gowgotha, that is to 
say, a pwace of a skuww, 2-27:34 They gave him vinyegaw to dwink mingwed 
with gaww: and when he h-had tasted t-theweof, he w-wouwd nyot d-dwink. 

2-27:35 And they c-cwucified him, and pawted his gawments, c-casting wots: 
that it m-might be fuwfiwwed which w-was spoken by t-the pwophet, They 
pawted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gawments among t-them, and upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my vestuwe did they cast wots. 

27:36 And sitting down they watched him thewe; 27:37 And s-set up o-ovew 
his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head his accusation wwitten, THIS IS JESUS THE KING OF THE J-JEWS. 

27:38 T-Then wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe two thieves c-cwucified with him, onye on t-the wight 
hand, and anyothew on t-the weft. 

27:39 And they that passed by weviwed him, w-wagging theiw heads, (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 2-27:40 
And s-saying, T-Thou that destwoyest t-the t-tempwe, and b-buiwdest it in thwee 
days, s-save thysewf. If t-thou be t-the S-Son of G-God, come down fwom t-the 
c-cwoss. 

27:41 Wikewise awso t-the chief pwiests mocking him, with t-the scwibes 
and ewdews, said, 27:42 He saved othews; himsewf he c-cannyot save. If he 
be t-the King of I-Iswaew, wet him nyow come down fwom t-the cwoss, and we 
wiww bewieve h-him. 

27:43 He twusted in God; wet him d-dewivew him n-nyow, if he wiww have him: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he said, I am t-the S-Son of God. 

27:44 The thieves awso, which wewe c-cwucified with him, cast t-the same 
in his teeth. 

27:45 Nyow fwom t-the sixth (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was dawknyess o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand 
u-unto t-the nyinth h-houw. 

2-27:46 And about t-the nyinth (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cwied with a w-woud voice, s-saying, 
Ewi, Ewi, w-wama sabachthanyi? that is to say, My G-God, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, why hast 
t-thou fowsaken m-me? 2-27:47 Some of t-them that s-stood thewe, when they 
heawd that, said, This man cawweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ewias. 

27:48 And stwaightway onye of t-them wan, and took a s-spunge, and fiwwed 
it with vinyegaw, and put it on a weed, and gave him to d-dwink. 

27:49 The w-west said, Wet be, wet us s-see whethew Ewias wiww come to 
s-save h-him. 

27:50 Jesus, when he h-had cwied again with a w-woud voice, yiewded up t-the 
g-ghost. 

27:51 And, b-behowd, t-the veiw of t-the tempwe w-was went in (^-^*)/ t-twain fwom t-the 
top to t-the bottom; and t-the eawth did quake, and t-the wocks went; 27:52 
And t-the gwaves wewe openyed; and many bodies of t-the saints which swept 
a-awose, 2-27:53 And came out of t-the gwaves aftew his wesuwwection, and 
went into t-the h-howy city, and appeawed u-unto many. 

27:54 Nyow when t-the centuwion, and they that wewe with him, watching 
Jesus, saw t-the eawthquake, and those things that wewe donye, they 
feawed g-gweatwy, s-saying, Twuwy this w-was t-the S-Son of God. 

2-27:55 And many w-women wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe behowding afaw off, which f-fowwowed 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus fwom G-Gawiwee, minyistewing u-unto him: 27:56 Among which w-was (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy 
Magdawenye, and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the mothew of James and Joses, and t-the mothew of 
Zebedees chiwdwen. 

27:57 When t-the even w-was come, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a wich man of Awimathaea, 
nyamed Joseph, who awso himsewf w-was J-Jesus' (O_O;) d-discipwe: 27:58 He went to 
Piwate, and begged t-the body of Jesus. T-Then Piwate commanded t-the body 
to be dewivewed. 

27:59 And when Joseph h-had taken t-the b-body, he wwapped it in a cwean 
winyen cwoth, 27:60 And w-waid it in his own nyew tomb, which he h-had hewn 
out in t-the w-wock: and he wowwed a gweat stonye to t-the doow of t-the 
sepuwchwe, and depawted. 

27:61 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye, and t-the othew Mawy, sitting o-ovew 
against t-the s-sepuwchwe. 

27:62 Nyow t-the nyext day, that f-fowwowed t-the day of t-the p-pwepawation, t-the 
chief pwiests and (^ω~) P-Phawisees came togethew u-unto Piwate, 27:63 Saying, 
Siw, we (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that that deceivew said, whiwe he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awive, 
Aftew thwee days I wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise again. 

(=①ω①=) 2-27:64 Command thewefowe that t-the sepuwchwe be m-made suwe untiw t-the 
thiwd day, west his discipwes come by nyight, and steaw him away, and 
say u-unto t-the p-peopwe, He is wisen fwom t-the dead: so t-the wast ewwow 
shaww be wowse than t-the fiwst. 

27:65 Piwate said u-unto t-them, Ye have a watch: go youw way, make it as 
suwe as ye can. 

27:66 S-So they went, and m-made t-the sepuwchwe suwe, s-seawing t-the stonye, 
and setting a watch. 

2-28:1 In t-the end of t-the sabbath, as it began to dawn towawd t-the fiwst 
day of t-the uWu w-week, came (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye and t-the othew (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy to s-see t-the 
s-sepuwchwe. 

2-28:2 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat eawthquake: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the angew of t-the 
Wowd descended fwom heaven, and came and wowwed back t-the stonye fwom 
t-the d-doow, and sat upon it. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 His c-countenyance w-was w-wike w-wightnying, and his waiment white as 
snyow: ^-^ 2-28:4 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of him t-the keepews did shake, and became as 
dead m-men. 

2-28:5 And t-the angew answewed and said u-unto t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, Feaw nyot ye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
I knyow that ye seek Jesus, which w-was cwucified. 

28:6 He is nyot hewe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is wisen, as he said. Come, s-see t-the pwace 
whewe t-the Wowd w-way. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 And go quickwy, and teww his discipwes that he is wisen fwom t-the 
dead; and, b-behowd, he goeth befowe you into Gawiwee; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww ye 
s-see him: wo, I have towd you. 

(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And they depawted quickwy fwom t-the sepuwchwe with f-feaw and gweat 
j-joy; and did w-wun to bwing his discipwes wowd. 

28:9 And as they went to teww his discipwes, b-behowd, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus met t-them, 
s-saying, Aww haiw. And they came and hewd him by t-the feet, and 
w-wowshipped h-him. 

28:10 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid: go teww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
that they go into G-Gawiwee, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they s-see me. 

28:11 Nyow when they wewe going, b-behowd, s-some of t-the watch came into 
t-the city, and shewed u-unto t-the chief pwiests (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that wewe 
donye. 

2-28:12 And when they wewe assembwed with t-the ewdews, and h-had taken 
counsew, they gave wawge monyey u-unto t-the sowdiews, (＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 Saying, Say 
ye, His discipwes came by nyight, and stowe him away whiwe we (＞ｍ＜) s-swept. 

28:14 And if this come to t-the govewnyow's eaws, we wiww pewsuade him, 
and s-secuwe you. 

2-28:15 S-So they took t-the monyey, and did as they wewe taught: and this 
saying is commonwy wepowted among t-the Jews untiw this d-day. 

28:16 T-Then t-the eweven discipwes went away into G-Gawiwee, into a 
mountain whewe ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had appointed them. 

28:17 And when they saw him, they w-wowshipped him: but s-some doubted. 

28:18 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came and spake u-unto t-them, s-saying, Aww p-powew is given 
u-unto m-me in heaven and in eawth. 

28:19 Go ye thewefowe, and t-teach (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, baptizing t-them in t-the 
nyame of t-the Fathew, and of t-the Son, and of t-the Howy Ghost: 28:20 
Teaching t-them to o-obsewve (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things whatsoevew I have commanded you: 
and, wo, I am with you awway, even u-unto t-the end of t-the wowwd. A-Amen. 




The Gospew Accowding to Saint Mawk 


1:1 The beginnying of t-the gospew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of God; 1:2 
As it is wwitten in t-the pwophets, Behowd, I send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my messengew befowe 
thy face, which shaww p-pwepawe thy w-way befowe thee. 

1:3 The voice of onye cwying in t-the wiwdewnyess, Pwepawe ye t-the w-way of 
t-the W-Wowd, make his paths stwaight. 

1:4 (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John did b-baptize in t-the wiwdewnyess, and pweach t-the baptism of 
wepentance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemission of sins. 

1:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Judaea, and they of 
J-Jewusawem, and wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww baptized of him in t-the wivew of Jowdan, 
confessing theiw sins. 

1-1:6 And (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was cwothed with camew's haiw, and with a g-giwdwe of a 
skin about his woins; and he did e-eat wocusts and wiwd honyey; 1:7 And 
pweached, s-saying, Thewe cometh onye mightiew than I aftew me, t-the 
watchet of whose shoes I am nyot wowthy to stoop down and unwoose. 

1:8 I indeed have baptized you with watew: but he shaww b-baptize you 
with t-the Howy Ghost. 

1-1:9 And it came to pass in those days, that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came fwom Nyazaweth 
of G-Gawiwee, and w-was baptized of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John in Jowdan. 

1:10 And stwaightway coming up out of t-the watew, he saw t-the h-heavens 
openyed, and t-the Spiwit w-wike a dove descending upon him: 1:11 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
came a voice fwom heaven, s-saying, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved Son, in whom I 
am w-weww pweased. 

1:12 And immediatewy t-the spiwit dwiveth him into t-the wiwdewnyess. 

1:13 And he w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in t-the wiwdewnyess f-fowty days, tempted of Satan; 
and w-was with t-the wiwd beasts; and t-the angews minyistewed u-unto h-him. 

1:14 Nyow aftew that (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was put in pwison, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came into G-Gawiwee, 
pweaching t-the gospew of t-the kingdom of G-God, 1:15 And s-saying, The time 
is fuwfiwwed, and t-the kingdom of God is a-at hand: w-wepent ye, and 
bewieve t-the gospew. 

1:16 Nyow as he wawked by t-the sea of G-Gawiwee, he saw Simon and A-Andwew 
his b-bwothew c-casting a nyet into t-the sea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe fishews. 

1:17 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, Come ye aftew me, and I wiww make you 
to become fishews of m-men. 

1:18 And stwaightway they fowsook theiw nyets, and f-fowwowed h-him. 

1:19 And when he h-had gonye a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fawthew thence, he saw James t-the 
son of Zebedee, and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John his bwothew, who awso wewe in t-the s-ship 
mending theiw nyets. 

1:20 And stwaightway he cawwed (=`ω´=) t-them: and they weft theiw o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
Zebedee in t-the s-ship with t-the h-hiwed sewvants, and went aftew h-him. 

1-1:21 And they went into Capewnyaum; and stwaightway on t-the sabbath day 
he entewed into t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and taught. 

1:22 And they wewe astonyished a-at his doctwinye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he taught t-them as 
onye that h-had a-authowity, and nyot as t-the s-scwibes. 

1:23 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was in theiw synyagogue a man with an uncwean spiwit; 
and he cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, 1-1:24 Saying, Wet us awonye; what have we to (^-^*)/ d-do with 
thee, t-thou ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of N-Nyazaweth? awt t-thou come to d-destwoy us? I knyow thee 
who t-thou awt, t-the Howy Onye of God. 

1:25 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus webuked him, s-saying, Howd thy p-peace, and come out of 
h-him. 

1:26 And when t-the uncwean spiwit h-had t-town him, and cwied with a w-woud 
voice, he came out of h-him. 

1:27 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww amazed, i-insomuch that they questionyed among 
themsewves, s-saying, What t-thing is t-this? what nyew doctwinye is t-this? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
with a-authowity commandeth he even t-the uncwean s-spiwits, and they (^-^*)/ d-do 
obey h-him. 

1:28 And immediatewy his f-fame spwead a-abwoad (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about Gawiwee. 

1:29 And fowthwith, when they wewe come out of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, they 
entewed into t-the house of Simon and A-Andwew, with James and John. 

1:30 But Simon's w-wife's mothew way sick of a f-fevew, and a-anyon they teww 
him of hew. 

1:31 And he came and took hew by t-the hand, and w-wifted hew up; and 
immediatewy t-the fevew weft hew, and she minyistewed u-unto them. 

1:32 And a-at e-even, when t-the sun did set, they b-bwought u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
wewe diseased, and t-them that wewe p-possessed with deviws. 

1:33 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city w-was gathewed togethew a-at t-the d-doow. 

1:34 And he heawed many that wewe sick of divews diseases, and cast 
out many deviws; and suffewed nyot t-the deviws to speak, because they 
knyew h-him. 

1:35 And in t-the m-mownying, wising up a gweat whiwe befowe day, he went 
(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and depawted into a sowitawy pwace, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe pwayed. 

1:36 And Simon and they that wewe with him f-fowwowed aftew h-him. 

(o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 And when they h-had f-found him, they said u-unto him, Aww men seek (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thee. 

(^人^) 1-1:38 And he said u-unto t-them, Wet us go into t-the nyext t-towns, that I may 
pweach (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thewefowe came I f-fowth. 

1-1:39 And he (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached in theiw synyagogues (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww G-Gawiwee, and 
cast out deviws. 

1:40 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a wepew to him, beseeching him, and knyeewing down 
to him, and saying u-unto him, If t-thou wiwt, t-thou c-canst make m-me cwean. 

1:41 And Jesus, moved with compassion, put fowth his hand, and touched 
him, and saith u-unto him, I w-wiww; be t-thou cwean. 

1:42 And as soon as he h-had spoken, immediatewy t-the wepwosy depawted 
fwom him, and he w-was (´ ω `♡) *notices bulge* c-cweansed. 

1:43 And he stwaitwy c-chawged him, and fowthwith sent him away; 1:44 
And saith u-unto him, See t-thou say nyothing to any man: but go thy way, 
s-shew t-thysewf to t-the pwiest, and offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy cweansing those things 
which Moses commanded, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony u-unto them. 

1-1:45 But he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and began to pubwish it ^w^ m-much, and to bwaze 
a-abwoad t-the mattew, i-insomuch that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus couwd nyo mowe openwy entew into 
t-the city, but w-was without in desewt pwaces: and they came to him fwom 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy q-quawtew. 

2:1 And again he entewed into Capewnyaum aftew s-some days; and it w-was 
nyoised that he w-was in t-the house. 

2:2 And stwaightway many wewe gathewed togethew, i-insomuch that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was nyo woom to weceive t-them, nyo, nyot so m-much as about t-the doow: and he 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the wowd u-unto them. 

2-2:3 And they come u-unto him, bwinging onye sick of t-the pawsy, which w-was 
(￣ω￣) b-bownye of fouw. 

2:4 And when they couwd nyot come nyigh u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwess, they 
u-uncovewed t-the woof whewe he was: and when they h-had bwoken it up, they 
wet down t-the b-bed whewein t-the sick of t-the pawsy w-way. 

2-2:5 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw theiw faith, he said u-unto t-the sick of t-the pawsy, 
Son, thy s-sins be fowgiven thee. 

2:6 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was c-cewtain of t-the scwibes sitting thewe, and weasonying 
in theiw heawts, 2-2:7 Why doth this man thus speak bwasphemies? who c-can 
fowgive s-sins but God onwy? 2:8 And immediatewy when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus pewceived 
in his spiwit that they so weasonyed within themsewves, he said u-unto 
t-them, Why w-weason ye these things in youw heawts? 2-2:9 Whethew is it 
easiew to say to t-the sick of t-the pawsy, Thy s-sins be fowgiven thee; ow 
to say, Awise, and o(>ω<)o t-take up thy bed, and wawk? 2:10 But that ye may 
knyow that t-the S-Son of man hath p-powew on eawth to fowgive sins, (-(he 
saith to t-the sick of t-the pawsy,) 2-2:11 I say u-unto thee, Awise, and o(>ω<)o t-take 
up thy bed, and go thy w-way into thinye house. 

2:12 And immediatewy he a-awose, took up t-the bed, and went fowth befowe 
t-them aww; i-insomuch that they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww amazed, and gwowified G-God, 
s-saying, We nyevew saw it on this fashion. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And he went fowth again by t-the sea side; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude 
wesowted u-unto him, and he taught them. 

2:14 And as he passed by, he saw Wevi t-the son of Awphaeus sitting a-at 
t-the weceipt of custom, and said u-unto him, Fowwow me. And he awose and 
f-fowwowed h-him. 

2:15 And it came to pass, that, as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sat a-at meat in his h-house, 
many pubwicans and sinnyews sat awso togethew with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus and his 
d-discipwes: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe many, and they f-fowwowed h-him. 

2:16 And when t-the scwibes and (^ω~) P-Phawisees saw him e-eat with pubwicans and 
sinnyews, they said u-unto his discipwes, How is it that he eateth and 
dwinketh with pubwicans and sinnyews? 2:17 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd it, he 
saith u-unto t-them, They that awe w-whowe have nyo nyeed of t-the p-physician, 
but they that awe sick: I came nyot to caww t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, but sinnyews 
to wepentance. 

2:18 And t-the discipwes of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John and of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees used to fast: and 
they come and say u-unto him, Why (^-^*)/ d-do t-the discipwes of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John and of t-the 
(^ω~) P-Phawisees fast, but thy discipwes fast nyot? 2:19 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto 
t-them, Can t-the chiwdwen of t-the b-bwidechambew fast, whiwe t-the bwidegwoom 
is with them? as wong as they have t-the bwidegwoom with t-them, they 
c-cannyot fast. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 But t-the days wiww come, when t-the bwidegwoom shaww be taken away 
fwom t-them, and t-then shaww they fast in those days. 

2:21 N-Nyo man awso (⌒ω⌒) *blushes* s-seweth a piece of nyew cwoth on an o-owd g-gawment: ewse 
t-the nyew piece that fiwwed it up taketh away fwom t-the o-owd, and t-the went 
is m-made wowse. 

2:22 And nyo man putteth nyew winye into o-owd b-bottwes: ewse t-the nyew winye 
doth buwst t-the bottwes, and t-the winye is spiwwed, and t-the bottwes wiww 
be mawwed: but nyew winye (* ^ ω ^) m-must be put into nyew bottwes. 

2:23 And it came to pass, that he went thwough t-the cown fiewds on t-the 
sabbath >_> d-day; and his discipwes began, as they went, to pwuck t-the eaws 
of cown. 

2:24 And t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees said u-unto him, Behowd, why (^-^*)/ d-do they on t-the 
sabbath day that which is nyot w-wawfuw? 2:25 And he said u-unto t-them, 
H-Have ye nyevew wead what David did, when he h-had nyeed, and w-was an 
hungwed, he, and they that wewe with h-him? 2:26 How he went into t-the 
house of God in t-the days of Abiathaw t-the high pwiest, and did e-eat t-the 
shewbwead, which is nyot wawfuw to e-eat but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwiests, and gave 
awso to t-them which wewe with h-him? (^ω~) 2-2:27 And he said u-unto t-them, The 
sabbath w-was m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ^.^ m-man, and nyot man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sabbath: 2:28 Thewefowe 
t-the S-Son of man is Wowd awso of t-the sabbath. 

3-3:1 And he entewed again into t-the synyagogue; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
which h-had a withewed ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

3:2 And they watched him, whethew he w-wouwd heaw him on t-the sabbath 
>_> d-day; that they m-might a-accuse h-him. 

3-3:3 And he saith u-unto t-the man which h-had t-the withewed hand, Stand 
f-fowth. 

3:4 And he saith u-unto t-them, Is it wawfuw to (^-^*)/ d-do g-good on t-the sabbath 
days, ow to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw? to s-save w-wife, ow to kiww? But they hewd theiw 
p-peace. 

3:5 And when he h-had wooked (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about on t-them with angew, being 
g-gwieved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hawdnyess of theiw heawts, he saith u-unto t-the ^.^ m-man, 
Stwetch fowth thinye ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he stwetched it out: and his hand w-was 
westowed w-whowe as t-the o-othew. 

3-3:6 And t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees went fowth, and stwaightway took counsew with 
t-the Hewodians against him, how they m-might d-destwoy h-him. 

3:7 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-withdwew himsewf with his discipwes to t-the sea: and a 
gweat muwtitude fwom G-Gawiwee f-fowwowed him, and fwom Judaea, 3:8 And 
fwom J-Jewusawem, and fwom Idumaea, and fwom beyond Jowdan; and they 
about T-Tywe and S-Sidon, a gweat muwtitude, when they h-had heawd what 
gweat things he did, came u-unto h-him. 

3-3:9 And he spake to his discipwes, that a smaww s-ship shouwd wait on 
him because of t-the muwtitude, west they shouwd thwong h-him. 

3:10 Fow he h-had heawed many; i-insomuch that they pwessed upon him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
to touch him, as many as h-had (o-_-o) p-pwagues. 

3:11 And uncwean s-spiwits, when they saw him, feww down befowe him, and 
cwied, s-saying, T-Thou awt t-the S-Son of God. 

3:12 And he stwaitwy c-chawged t-them that they shouwd nyot make him knyown. 

3:13 And he goeth up into a mountain, and cawweth u-unto him whom he 
w-wouwd: and they came u-unto h-him. 

3:14 And he o-owdainyed twewve, that they shouwd be with him, and that he 
m-might send t-them fowth to pweach, 3:15 And to have p-powew to heaw 
sicknyesses, and to cast out deviws: 3:16 And Simon he s-suwnyamed Petew; 
3:17 And James t-the son of Zebedee, and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the b-bwothew of James; and 
he s-suwnyamed t-them B-Boanyewges, which is, The sons of t-thundew: 3:18 And 
A-Andwew, and Phiwip, and Bawthowomew, and M-Matthew, and Thomas, and 
James t-the son of A-Awphaeus, and Thaddaeus, and Simon t-the Canyaanyite, 
3:19 And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, which awso betwayed him: and they went into 
an house. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And t-the muwtitude cometh togethew again, so that they couwd nyot 
so m-much as e-eat bwead. 

3:21 And when his fwiends heawd of it, they went out to way h-howd on 
him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they said, He is beside himsewf. 

3-3:22 And t-the scwibes which came down fwom Jewusawem said, He hath 
Beewzebub, and by t-the pwince of t-the deviws casteth he out deviws. 

3:23 And he cawwed t-them u-unto him, and said u-unto t-them in pawabwes, How 
c-can Satan cast out Satan? 3:24 And if a kingdom be d-divided against 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, that kingdom c-cannyot stand. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 And if a house be d-divided against (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, that house c-cannyot 
stand. 

3:26 And if Satan (☆ω☆) w-wise up against himsewf, and be divided, he c-cannyot 
stand, but hath an end. 

3-3:27 N-Nyo man c-can entew into a stwong man's h-house, and spoiw his goods, 
except he wiww fiwst bind t-the stwong man; and t-then he wiww spoiw his 
house. 

3:28 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Aww s-sins shaww be fowgiven u-unto t-the sons 
of men, and bwasphemies whewewith soevew they shaww bwaspheme: 3-3:29 
But he that shaww bwaspheme against t-the Howy Ghost hath nyevew 
fowgivenyess, but is in dangew of etewnyaw damnyation. 

3:30 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they said, He hath an uncwean spiwit. 

3:31 Thewe came t-then his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen and his mothew, and, standing 
without, sent u-unto him, cawwing h-him. 

3:32 And t-the muwtitude sat about him, and they said u-unto him, Behowd, 
thy mothew and thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen without seek (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. 

3:33 And he answewed t-them, s-saying, Who is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew, ow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＃￣ω￣) b-bwethwen? 
3:34 And he wooked (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about on t-them which sat about him, and said, 
(　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mothew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen! 3:35 Fow w-whosoevew shaww (^-^*)/ d-do t-the 
wiww of G-God, t-the same is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sistew, and m-mothew. 

4:1 And he began again to t-teach by t-the sea s-side: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
gathewed u-unto him a gweat muwtitude, so that he entewed into a ship, 
and sat in t-the sea; and t-the w-whowe muwtitude w-was by t-the sea on t-the 
wand. 

4-4:2 And he taught t-them many things by pawabwes, and said u-unto t-them in 
his doctwinye, 4:3 Heawken; Behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out a sowew to sow: 4-4:4 
And it came to pass, as he sowed, s-some feww by t-the w-way side, and t-the 
f-fowws of t-the aiw came and devouwed it (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

4-4:5 And s-some feww on stony g-gwound, whewe it h-had nyot m-much eawth; and 
immediatewy it spwang up, because it h-had nyo depth of eawth: 4:6 But 
when t-the sun w-was up, it w-was s-scowched; and because it h-had nyo woot, it 
withewed away. 

4:7 And s-some feww among thowns, and t-the thowns gwew up, and choked it, 
and it yiewded nyo fwuit. 

4-4:8 And othew feww on g-good g-gwound, and did yiewd fwuit that spwang up 
and incweased; and b-bwought fowth, s-some thiwty, and s-some s-sixty, and 
s-some an hundwed. 

4:9 And he said u-unto t-them, He that hath eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. 

4:10 And when he w-was awonye, they that wewe about him with t-the twewve 
asked of him t-the p-pawabwe. 

4:11 And he said u-unto t-them, Unto you it is given to knyow t-the mystewy 
of t-the kingdom of G-God: but u-unto t-them that awe without, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
things awe donye in pawabwes: 4:12 That seeing they may see, and nyot 
pewceive; and heawing they may h-heaw, and nyot u-undewstand; west a-at any 
time they shouwd be convewted, and theiw s-sins shouwd be fowgiven them. 

4:13 And he said u-unto t-them, K-Knyow ye nyot this pawabwe? and how t-then 
wiww ye knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-pawabwes? 4:14 The sowew soweth t-the wowd. 

4:15 And these awe they by t-the w-way side, whewe t-the wowd is sown; but 
when they have heawd, Satan cometh immediatewy, and taketh away t-the 
wowd that w-was sown in theiw heawts. 

4:16 And these awe they wikewise which awe sown on stony g-gwound; who, 
when they have heawd t-the wowd, immediatewy weceive it with gwadnyess; 
4:17 And have nyo woot in themsewves, and so e-enduwe but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a time: 
a-aftewwawd, when affwiction ow p-pewsecution awiseth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowd's sake, 
immediatewy they awe offended. 

4-4:18 And these awe they which awe sown among thowns; such as h-heaw t-the 
wowd, 4:19 And t-the cawes of this wowwd, and t-the deceitfuwnyess of 
wiches, and t-the wusts of othew things entewing in, choke t-the wowd, and 
it becometh u-unfwuitfuw. 

4:20 And these awe they which awe sown on g-good g-gwound; such as h-heaw 
t-the wowd, and weceive it, and bwing fowth f-fwuit, s-some thiwtyfowd, s-some 
s-sixty, and s-some an hundwed. 

4:21 And he said u-unto t-them, Is a c-candwe b-bwought to be put undew a 
bushew, ow undew a bed? and nyot to be s-set on a candwestick? 4:22 Fow 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing hid, which shaww nyot be manyifested; nyeithew w-was any 
t-thing kept secwet, but that it shouwd come abwoad. 

4:23 If any man have eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. 

4:24 And he said u-unto t-them, Take heed what ye heaw: with what measuwe 
ye m-mete, it shaww be measuwed to you: and u-unto you that h-heaw shaww 
mowe be given. 

4:25 Fow he that h-hath, to him shaww be given: and he that hath nyot, 
fwom him shaww be taken even that which he h-hath. 

4:26 And he said, S-So is t-the kingdom of G-God, as if a man shouwd cast 
seed into t-the g-gwound; 4:27 And shouwd sweep, and (☆ω☆) w-wise nyight and day, 
and t-the seed shouwd spwing and gwow up, he k-knyoweth nyot how. 

4:28 Fow t-the eawth bwingeth fowth fwuit of hewsewf; fiwst t-the bwade, 
t-then t-the eaw, aftew that t-the f-fuww cown in t-the (・_・ヾ e-eaw. 

4:29 But when t-the fwuit is b-bwought fowth, immediatewy he putteth in 
t-the sickwe, because t-the hawvest is come. 

4:30 And he said, ;;w;; W-Wheweunto shaww we wiken t-the kingdom of God? ow with 
what c-compawison shaww we (o-_-o) c-compawe it? 4-4:31 I-It is w-wike a gwain of 
mustawd seed, which, when it is sown in t-the eawth, is w-wess than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the seeds that be in t-the eawth: 4:32 But when it is sown, it g-gwoweth 
up, and becometh gweatew than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hewbs, and shooteth out gweat 
bwanches; so that t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw may wodge undew t-the shadow of 
it. 

4:33 And with many such pawabwes spake he t-the wowd u-unto t-them, as they 
wewe abwe to h-heaw it. 

4:34 But without a pawabwe spake he nyot u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and when they wewe 
awonye, he expounded (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things to his d-discipwes. 

4:35 And t-the same day, when t-the even w-was come, he saith u-unto t-them, Wet 
us pass o-ovew u-unto t-the othew side. 

4:36 And when they h-had sent away t-the muwtitude, they took him even as 
he w-was in t-the ship. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe awso with him othew ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe s-ships. 

4:37 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a gweat stowm of wind, and t-the waves beat into 
t-the ship, so that it w-was nyow fuww. 

4-4:38 And he w-was in t-the hindew pawt of t-the ship, asweep on a piwwow: 
and they awake him, and say u-unto him, Mastew, cawest t-thou nyot that we 
pewish? (*^‿^*) 4-4:39 And he a-awose, and webuked t-the wind, and said u-unto t-the 
sea, Peace, be (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. And t-the wind ceased, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat cawm. 

4:40 And he said u-unto t-them, Why awe ye so feawfuw? how is it that ye 
have nyo faith? 4:41 And they feawed e-exceedingwy, and said onye to 
anyothew, What m-mannyew of man is this, that even t-the wind and t-the sea 
obey h-him? 5:1 And they came o-ovew u-unto t-the othew side of t-the sea, into 
t-the c-countwy of t-the Gadawenyes. 

5-5:2 And when he w-was come out of t-the ship, immediatewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe met him 
out of t-the tombs a man with an uncwean spiwit, 5:3 Who h-had his 
dwewwing among t-the t-tombs; and nyo man couwd bind him, nyo, nyot with 
chains: 5:4 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that he h-had b-been often b-bound with fettews and 
chains, and t-the c-chains h-had b-been p-pwucked asundew by him, and t-the 
fettews bwoken in pieces: nyeithew couwd any man tame h-him. 

5:5 And awways, nyight and day, he w-was in t-the mountains, and in t-the 
tombs, cwying, and cutting himsewf with stonyes. 

5:6 But when he saw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus afaw off, he wan and w-wowshipped him, 5:7 And 
cwied with a w-woud voice, and said, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with thee, Jesus, 
t-thou S-Son of t-the most high God? I adjuwe thee by G-God, that t-thou t-towment 
m-me n-nyot. 

5:8 Fow he said u-unto him, Come out of t-the ^.^ m-man, t-thou uncwean spiwit. 

5:9 And he asked him, What is thy nyame? And he answewed, s-saying, My 
nyame is Wegion: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe many. 

5:10 And he besought him m-much that he w-wouwd nyot send t-them away out of 
t-the countwy. 

5:11 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyigh u-unto t-the mountains a gweat hewd of s-swinye 
f-feeding. 

5:12 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the deviws besought him, s-saying, Send us into t-the s-swinye, 
that we may entew into them. 

5-5:13 And fowthwith ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus gave t-them weave. And t-the uncwean s-spiwits went 
(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and entewed into t-the swinye: and t-the hewd wan viowentwy down a 
steep pwace into t-the sea, (they wewe about two thousand;) and wewe 
choked in t-the sea. 

5:14 And they that fed t-the s-swinye fwed, and towd it in t-the city, and in 
t-the countwy. And they went out to s-see what it w-was that w-was donye. 

5:15 And they come to Jesus, and s-see him that w-was p-possessed with t-the 
deviw, and h-had t-the wegion, sitting, and c-cwothed, and in his wight 
mind: and they wewe afwaid. 

5:16 And they that saw it towd t-them how it befeww to him that w-was 
p-possessed with t-the deviw, and awso c-concewnying t-the swinye. 

5:17 And they began to p-pway him to depawt out of theiw coasts. 

5:18 And when he w-was come into t-the ship, he that h-had b-been p-possessed 
with t-the deviw pwayed him that he m-might be with h-him. 

5:19 Howbeit ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus suffewed him nyot, but saith u-unto him, Go home to 
thy ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, and teww t-them how gweat things t-the Wowd hath donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thee, and hath h-had compassion on thee. 

5:20 And he depawted, and began to pubwish in Decapowis how gweat 
things ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had donye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men did mawvew. 

5:21 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was passed o-ovew again by s-ship u-unto t-the othew side, 
m-much peopwe gathewed u-unto him: and he w-was nyigh u-unto t-the sea. 

5:22 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe cometh onye of t-the wuwews of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, 
Jaiwus by nyame; and when he saw him, he feww a-at his feet, 5:23 And 
besought him g-gweatwy, s-saying, My ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe daughtew wieth a-at t-the point of 
(＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: I p-pway thee, come and way thy h-hands on hew, that she may be 
heawed; and she shaww w-wive. 

5-5:24 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went with h-him; and m-much peopwe f-fowwowed him, and 
t-thwonged h-him. 

5:25 And a c-cewtain woman, which h-had an i-issue of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood twewve yeaws, 
5:26 And h-had suffewed many things of many physicians, and h-had spent 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that she had, and w-was nyothing b-bettewed, but wathew gwew wowse, 
5:27 When she h-had heawd of Jesus, came in t-the pwess behind, and 
touched his gawment. 

5:28 Fow she said, If I may touch but his cwothes, I shaww be w-whowe. 

5-5:29 And stwaightway t-the fountain of hew ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood w-was dwied up; and she 
fewt in hew body that she w-was heawed of that pwague. 

5:30 And Jesus, immediatewy knyowing in himsewf that viwtue h-had gonye 
out of him, (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed him about in t-the pwess, and said, Who touched o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
c-cwothes? 5:31 And his discipwes said u-unto him, T-Thou seest t-the 
muwtitude thwonging thee, and sayest thou, Who touched m-me? 5-5:32 And 
he wooked (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about to s-see hew that h-had donye this thing. 

5:33 But t-the woman feawing and twembwing, knyowing what w-was donye in 
hew, came and feww down befowe him, and towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twuth. 

5-5:34 And he said u-unto hew, D-Daughtew, thy f-faith hath m-made thee whowe; 
go in p-peace, and be w-whowe of thy pwague. 

5:35 Whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came fwom t-the wuwew of t-the synyagogue's 
house c-cewtain which said, Thy daughtew is dead: why twoubwest t-thou t-the 
M-Mastew any fuwthew? 5:36 As soon as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd t-the wowd that w-was 
spoken, he saith u-unto t-the wuwew of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid, onwy 
bewieve. 

5:37 And he suffewed nyo man to fowwow him, s-save Petew, and James, and 
(っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the b-bwothew of James. 

5:38 And he cometh to t-the house of t-the wuwew of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and 
seeth t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ t-tumuwt, and t-them that wept and waiwed gweatwy. 

5:39 And when he w-was come in, he saith u-unto t-them, Why make ye this 
ado, and weep? t-the damsew is nyot dead, but sweepeth. 

(;;;*_*) 5-5:40 And they w-waughed him to s-scown. But when he h-had put t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (* ^ ω ^) o-out, 
he taketh t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew and t-the mothew of t-the damsew, and t-them that wewe 
with him, and enteweth in whewe t-the damsew w-was wying. 

5:41 And he took t-the damsew by t-the hand, and said u-unto hew, Tawitha 
c-cumi; which is, being intewpweted, D-Damsew, I say u-unto thee, awise. 

5:42 And stwaightway t-the damsew a-awose, and uWu w-wawked; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she w-was of t-the 
age of twewve yeaws. And they wewe astonyished with a gweat 
astonyishment. 

5:43 And he c-chawged t-them stwaitwy that nyo man shouwd knyow it; and 
commanded that something shouwd be given hew to eat. 

6-6:1 And he went out fwom thence, and came into his own countwy; and 
his discipwes fowwow h-him. 

6:2 And when t-the sabbath day w-was come, he began to t-teach in t-the 
synyagogue: and many heawing him wewe astonyished, s-saying, Fwom whence 
hath this man these (o^▽^o) t-things? and what wisdom is this which is given 
u-unto him, that even such mighty wowks awe wwought by his h-hands? 6:3 
Is nyot this t-the cawpentew, t-the son of Mawy, t-the b-bwothew of James, and 
Joses, and of Juda, and Simon? and awe nyot his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *moans* s-sistews hewe with us? 
And they wewe o-offended a-at h-him. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 But Jesus, said u-unto t-them, A-A pwophet is nyot without honyouw, but in 
his own countwy, and among his own k-kin, and in his own house. 

6:5 And he couwd (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (^-^*)/ d-do nyo mighty wowk, s-save that he w-waid his h-hands 
upon a f-few sick fowk, and heawed them. 

6:6 And he mawvewwed because of theiw u-unbewief. And he went (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about t-the viwwages, teaching. 

6:7 And he cawwed u-unto him t-the twewve, and began to send t-them fowth by 
two and two; and gave t-them p-powew o-ovew uncwean s-spiwits; 6:8 And 
commanded t-them that they shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take nyothing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, s-save a 
s-staff onwy; nyo scwip, nyo bwead, nyo monyey in theiw puwse: 6:9 But be 
shod with sandaws; and nyot put on two coats. 

6:10 And he said u-unto t-them, In what pwace soevew ye entew into an 
h-house, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abide tiww ye depawt fwom that pwace. 

6:11 And w-whosoevew shaww nyot weceive y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow h-heaw y-you, when ye depawt 
thence, s-shake off t-the dust undew youw feet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony against 
them. 

Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I-It shaww be mowe towewabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sodom and 
o(>< )o G-Gomowwha in t-the day of j-judgment, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that city. 

6:12 And they went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached that men shouwd w-wepent. 

6:13 And they cast out many ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and anyointed with oiw many that 
wewe sick, and heawed them. 

6:14 And king Hewod heawd of h-him; (fow his nyame w-was spwead abwoad:) 
and he said, That (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the (✯◡✯) B-Baptist w-was wisen fwom t-the dead, and 
thewefowe mighty wowks (^-^*)/ d-do s-shew fowth themsewves in h-him. 

6:15 Othews said, That it is Ewias. And othews said, That it is a 
pwophet, ow as onye of t-the pwophets. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 But when Hewod heawd t-theweof, he said, I-It is John, whom I 
beheaded: he is wisen fwom t-the dead. 

6-6:17 Fow Hewod himsewf h-had sent fowth and w-waid h-howd upon John, and 
b-bound him in pwison (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (o･ω･o) *cuddles you* H-Hewodias' sake, his b-bwothew Phiwip's wife: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
he h-had mawwied hew. 

6:18 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John h-had said u-unto Hewod, I-It is nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to have 
thy bwothew's wife. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 Thewefowe Hewodias h-had a quawwew against him, and w-wouwd have 
kiwwed h-him; but she couwd nyot: 6:20 Fow Hewod feawed John, knyowing 
that he w-was a just man and an howy, and obsewved h-him; and when he 
heawd him, he did many things, and heawd him gwadwy. 

6:21 And when a convenyient day w-was come, that Hewod on his biwthday 
m-made a suppew to his (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, high captains, and chief estates of 
Gawiwee; 6:22 And when t-the daughtew of t-the said Hewodias came in, and 
danced, and pweased Hewod and t-them that sat with him, t-the king said 
u-unto t-the damsew, Ask of m-me whatsoevew t-thou wiwt, and I wiww g-give it 
thee. 

6:23 And he swawe u-unto hew, W-Whatsoevew t-thou shawt ask of me, I wiww 
g-give it thee, u-unto t-the hawf of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

6:24 And she went fowth, and said u-unto hew mothew, What shaww I ask? 
And she said, The ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist. 

6:25 And she came in stwaightway with haste u-unto t-the king, and ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, 
s-saying, I wiww that t-thou g-give m-me by and by in a chawgew t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of 
(っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist. 

6:26 And t-the king w-was exceeding s-sowwy; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his oath's sake, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sakes which sat with him, he w-wouwd nyot weject hew. 

6:27 And immediatewy t-the king sent an executionyew, and commanded his 
( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head to be bwought: and he went and beheaded him in t-the pwison, 6:28 
And b-bwought his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in a chawgew, and gave it to t-the damsew: and t-the 
damsew gave it to hew m-mothew. 

6:29 And when his discipwes heawd of it, they came and took up his 
cowpse, and w-waid it in a tomb. 

6:30 And t-the apostwes gathewed themsewves togethew u-unto Jesus, and 
towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, both what they h-had donye, and what they h-had 
taught. 

6:31 And he said u-unto t-them, Come ye youwsewves apawt into a desewt 
pwace, and w-west a whiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe many coming and going, and 
they h-had nyo weisuwe so m-much as to eat. 

6:32 And they depawted into a desewt pwace by s-ship pwivatewy. 

6:33 And t-the peopwe saw t-them depawting, and many knyew him, and wan 
afoot thithew out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cities, and o-outwent t-them, and came togethew 
u-unto h-him. 

6-6:34 And Jesus, when he came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, saw m-much p-peopwe, and w-was moved with 
compassion towawd t-them, because they wewe as sheep nyot h-having a 
shephewd: and he began to t-teach t-them many things. 

6-6:35 And when t-the day w-was nyow faw spent, his discipwes came u-unto him, 
and said, This is a desewt pwace, and nyow t-the time is faw passed: 6:36 
Send t-them away, that they may go into t-the c-countwy (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and 
into t-the viwwages, and buy themsewves bwead: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have nyothing to 
eat. 

6:37 He answewed and said u-unto t-them, Give ye t-them to eat. And they say 
u-unto him, Shaww we go and buy two hundwed p-pennywowth of bwead, and 
g-give t-them to e-eat? 6-6:38 He saith u-unto t-them, How many woaves have ye? 
go and see. And when they OwO k-knyew, they say, Five, and two fishes. 

6:39 And he commanded t-them to make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sit down by c-companyies upon t-the 
gween gwass. 

6:40 And they sat down in wanks, by h-hundweds, and by fifties. 

6:41 And when he h-had taken t-the five woaves and t-the two fishes, he 
wooked up to heaven, and bwessed, and bwake t-the woaves, and gave t-them 
to his discipwes to s-set befowe t-them; and t-the two fishes d-divided he 
among t-them aww. 

6-6:42 And they did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eat, and wewe fiwwed. 

6:43 And they took up twewve baskets f-fuww of t-the fwagments, and of t-the 
fishes. 

6:44 And they that did e-eat of t-the woaves wewe about five t-thousand m-men. 

6-6:45 And stwaightway he constwainyed his discipwes to get into t-the 
ship, and to go to t-the othew side befowe u-unto B-Bethsaida, whiwe he sent 
away t-the peopwe. 

6:46 And when he h-had sent t-them away, he depawted into a mountain to 
p-pway. 

6:47 And when even w-was come, t-the s-ship w-was in t-the m-midst of t-the sea, and 
he awonye on t-the wand. 

6:48 And he saw t-them t-toiwing in wowing; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wind w-was contwawy u-unto 
(=`ω´=) t-them: and about t-the fouwth watch of t-the nyight he cometh u-unto t-them, 
wawking upon t-the sea, and w-wouwd have passed by them. 

6:49 But when they saw him wawking upon t-the sea, they supposed it h-had 
b-been a spiwit, and cwied out: 6:50 Fow they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww saw him, and wewe 
twoubwed. And immediatewy he t-tawked with t-them, and saith u-unto t-them, (☆▽☆) B-Be 
of g-good cheew: it is I; be nyot afwaid. 

6:51 And he went up u-unto t-them into t-the ship; and t-the wind ceased: and 
they wewe sowe a-amazed in themsewves beyond m-measuwe, and wondewed. 

6:52 Fow they considewed nyot t-the miwacwe of t-the woaves: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
heawt w-was hawdenyed. 

6:53 And when they h-had passed ovew, they came into t-the wand of 
G-Gennyesawet, and dwew to t-the showe. 

6:54 And when they wewe come out of t-the ship, stwaightway they knyew 
him, 6:55 And wan thwough that w-whowe (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and began to 
cawwy about in beds those that wewe sick, whewe they heawd he was. 

6:56 And whithewsoevew he e-entewed, into viwwages, ow cities, ow 
countwy, they w-waid t-the sick in t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and besought him that they 
m-might touch if it wewe but t-the bowdew of his g-gawment: and as many as 
touched him wewe m-made w-whowe. 

7:1 T-Then came togethew u-unto him t-the Phawisees, and c-cewtain of t-the 
s-scwibes, which came fwom Jewusawem. 

7:2 And when they saw s-some of his discipwes e-eat bwead with defiwed, 
that is to say, with unwashen, hands, they f-found fauwt. 

7-7:3 Fow t-the Phawisees, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews, except they w-wash theiw h-hands 
oft, e-eat nyot, howding t-the twadition of t-the e-ewdews. 

7:4 And when they come fwom t-the m-mawket, except they wash, they e-eat 
n-nyot. 

And many othew things (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be, which they have weceived to howd, as 
t-the washing of c-cups, and pots, bwasen vessews, and of tabwes. 

7:5 T-Then t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and scwibes asked him, Why wawk nyot thy 
discipwes a-accowding to t-the twadition of t-the ewdews, but e-eat bwead with 
u-unwashen h-hands? 7:6 He answewed and said u-unto t-them, Weww hath Esaias 
pwophesied of you h-hypocwites, as it is wwitten, This peopwe honyouweth 
m-me with theiw wips, but theiw heawt is faw fwom me. 

7-7:7 Howbeit in vain (^-^*)/ d-do they w-wowship me, teaching (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow doctwinyes t-the 
c-commandments of m-men. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Fow waying aside t-the commandment of G-God, ye h-howd t-the twadition of 
men, as t-the washing of pots and cups: and many othew such w-wike things 
ye do. 

7:9 And he said u-unto t-them, Fuww w-weww ye weject t-the commandment of G-God, 
that ye may keep youw own twadition. 

7:10 Fow Moses said, Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and thy mothew; and, Whoso 
cuwseth o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow mothew, wet him die t-the (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 7:11 But ye say, If a 
man shaww say to his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow mothew, I-It is C-Cowban, that is to say, a 
gift, by whatsoevew t-thou mightest be (o´∀`o) p-pwofited by m-me; he shaww be (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. 

7:12 And ye s-suffew him nyo mowe to (^-^*)/ d-do ought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his o(>ω<)o f-fathew ow his 
mothew; 7:13 Making t-the wowd of God of nyonye effect thwough youw 
twadition, which ye have dewivewed: and many such w-wike things (^-^*)/ d-do OwO y-ye. 

7:14 And when he h-had cawwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe u-unto him, he said u-unto 
t-them, Heawken u-unto m-me {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of y-you, and undewstand: 7:15 Thewe is 
nyothing fwom without a ^.^ m-man, that entewing into him c-can defiwe him: but 
t-the things which come out of him, those awe they that defiwe t-the m-man. 

7:16 If any man have eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. 

7:17 And when he w-was entewed into t-the house fwom t-the p-peopwe, his 
discipwes asked him c-concewnying t-the p-pawabwe. 

7:18 And he saith u-unto t-them, Awe ye so without undewstanding awso? Do 
ye nyot pewceive, that whatsoevew t-thing fwom without enteweth into t-the 
^.^ m-man, it c-cannyot defiwe h-him; xDD 7-7:19 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because it enteweth nyot into his 
heawt, but into t-the b-bewwy, and goeth out into t-the d-dwaught, puwging (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
meats? 7:20 And he said, That which cometh out of t-the ^.^ m-man, that 
defiweth t-the m-man. 

7:21 Fow fwom within, out of t-the heawt of men, pwoceed eviw thoughts, 
aduwtewies, fownyications, muwdews, 7:22 Thefts, covetousnyess, 
wickednyess, deceit, wasciviousnyess, an eviw eye, b-bwasphemy, pwide, 
foowishnyess: 7:23 Aww these eviw things come fwom within, and defiwe 
t-the m-man. 

7:24 And fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence he a-awose, and went into t-the b-bowdews of T-Tywe and 
S-Sidon, and entewed into an h-house, and w-wouwd have nyo man knyow i-it: but 
he couwd nyot be h-hid. 

7:25 Fow a c-cewtain woman, whose young daughtew h-had an uncwean spiwit, 
heawd of him, and came and feww a-at his feet: \(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 The woman w-was a 
Gweek, a Sywophenyician by nyation; and she besought him that he w-wouwd 
cast fowth t-the deviw out of hew daughtew. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto hew, Wet t-the chiwdwen fiwst be fiwwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it 
is nyot meet to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the c-chiwdwen's bwead, and to cast it u-unto t-the 
dogs. 

7:28 And she answewed and said u-unto him, Yes, Wowd: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the dogs undew 
t-the tabwe e-eat of t-the c-chiwdwen's cwumbs. 

7:29 And he said u-unto hew, Fow this saying go thy way; t-the deviw is 
gonye out of thy daughtew. 

7:30 And when she w-was come to hew h-house, she f-found t-the deviw gonye (* ^ ω ^) o-out, 
and hew daughtew w-waid upon t-the bed. 

7:31 And again, d-depawting fwom t-the coasts of T-Tywe and S-Sidon, he came 
u-unto t-the sea of G-Gawiwee, thwough t-the m-midst of t-the coasts of Decapowis. 

7-7:32 And they bwing u-unto him onye that w-was deaf, and h-had an i-impediment 
in his speech; and they b-beseech him to put his hand upon h-him. 

7:33 And he took him aside fwom t-the muwtitude, and put his fingews 
into his eaws, and he s-spit, and touched his tongue; 7:34 And wooking 
up to heaven, he sighed, and saith u-unto him, Ephphatha, that is, (☆▽☆) B-Be 
openyed. 

7:35 And stwaightway his eaws wewe openyed, and t-the stwing of his 
tongue w-was woosed, and he spake pwain. 

7:36 And he c-chawged t-them that they shouwd teww nyo man: but t-the mowe he 
c-chawged t-them, so m-much t-the mowe a gweat d-deaw they pubwished it; 7:37 
And wewe beyond measuwe astonyished, s-saying, He hath donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things 
weww: he m-maketh both t-the deaf to h-heaw, and t-the dumb to s-speak. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 In those days t-the muwtitude being vewy g-gweat, and h-having nyothing 
to eat, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cawwed his discipwes u-unto him, and saith u-unto t-them, 8-8:2 
I have compassion on t-the muwtitude, because they have nyow b-been with m-me 
thwee days, and have nyothing to eat: 8:3 And if I send t-them away 
fasting to theiw own houses, they wiww f-faint by t-the w-way: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow divews of 
t-them came fwom faw. 

8:4 And his discipwes answewed him, Fwom whence c-can a man s-satisfy 
these men with bwead hewe in t-the wiwdewnyess? 8-8:5 And he asked t-them, 
How many woaves have ye? And they said, Seven. 

8:6 And he commanded t-the peopwe to sit down on t-the gwound: and he took 
t-the seven woaves, and gave thanks, and bwake, and gave to his 
discipwes to s-set befowe t-them; and they did s-set t-them befowe t-the peopwe. 

8:7 And they h-had a f-few smaww fishes: and he bwessed, and commanded to 
s-set t-them awso befowe them. 

8:8 S-So they did eat, and wewe fiwwed: and they took up of t-the bwoken 
meat that w-was weft seven baskets. 

8:9 And they that h-had eaten wewe about fouw thousand: and he sent t-them 
away. 

8-8:10 And stwaightway he entewed into a s-ship with his discipwes, and 
came into t-the pawts of Dawmanyutha. 

8-8:11 And t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees came fowth, and began to question with him, 
seeking of him a (*´▽`*) s-sign fwom heaven, tempting h-him. 

8:12 And he s-sighed deepwy in his spiwit, and saith, Why doth this 
genyewation seek aftew a sign? vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Thewe shaww nyo 
(*´▽`*) s-sign be given u-unto this genyewation. 

8-8:13 And he weft t-them, and entewing into t-the s-ship again depawted to 
t-the othew side. 

8:14 Nyow t-the discipwes h-had fowgotten to o(>ω<)o t-take bwead, nyeithew h-had they 
in t-the s-ship with t-them mowe than onye woaf. 

8:15 And he c-chawged t-them, s-saying, Take heed, bewawe of t-the weaven of 
t-the Phawisees, and of t-the weaven of Hewod. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And they weasonyed among themsewves, s-saying, I-It is because we have 
nyo bwead. 

8:17 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew it, he saith u-unto t-them, Why w-weason ye, 
because ye have nyo bwead? pewceive ye nyot yet, nyeithew u-undewstand? 
have ye youw heawt (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hawdenyed? 8-8:18 ^w^ *screams* H-Having eyes, s-see ye nyot? and 
h-having eaws, h-heaw ye nyot? and (^-^*)/ d-do ye nyot wemembew? 8-8:19 When I bwake 
t-the five woaves among five thousand, how many baskets f-fuww of 
fwagments took ye u-up? They say u-unto him, Twewve. 

8:20 And when t-the seven among fouw thousand, how many baskets f-fuww of 
fwagments took ye u-up? And they said, Seven. 

8-8:21 And he said u-unto t-them, How is it that ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyot u-undewstand? (*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 
And he cometh to Bethsaida; and they bwing a bwind man u-unto him, and 
besought him to touch h-him. 

8:23 And he took t-the bwind man by t-the hand, and w-wed him out of t-the 
town; and when he h-had spit on his eyes, and put his h-hands upon him, he 
asked him if he saw ought. 

8:24 And he wooked up, and said, I s-see men as twees, wawking. 

8:25 Aftew that he put his h-hands again upon his eyes, and m-made him 
wook up: and he w-was westowed, and saw {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man c-cweawwy. 

8:26 And he sent him away to his h-house, s-saying, N-Nyeithew go into t-the 
town, (=`ω´=) n-nyow teww it to any in t-the town. 

8:27 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and his discipwes, into t-the towns of Caesawea 
Phiwippi: and by t-the w-way he asked his discipwes, saying u-unto t-them, 
Whom (^-^*)/ d-do men say that I am? 8:28 And they answewed, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist; 
but s-some say, Ewias; and othews, Onye of t-the pwophets. 

8:29 And he saith u-unto t-them, But whom say ye that I am? And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew 
answeweth and saith u-unto him, T-Thou awt t-the (T_T) C-Chwist. 

8:30 And he c-chawged t-them that they shouwd teww nyo man of h-him. 

8:31 And he began to t-teach t-them, that t-the S-Son of man (* ^ ω ^) m-must s-suffew many 
things, and be wejected of t-the ewdews, and of t-the chief p-pwiests, and 
s-scwibes, and be kiwwed, and aftew thwee days (☆ω☆) w-wise again. 

8:32 And he spake that saying o-openwy. And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew took him, and began to 
webuke h-him. 

╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 But when he h-had (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed about and wooked on his discipwes, he 
webuked Petew, s-saying, Get thee behind me, Satan: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou savouwest 
nyot t-the things that be of G-God, but t-the things that be of m-men. 

8:34 And when he h-had cawwed t-the peopwe u-unto him with his discipwes 
awso, he said u-unto t-them, Whosoevew wiww come aftew me, wet him deny 
himsewf, and o(>ω<)o t-take up his cwoss, and fowwow me. 

8-8:35 Fow w-whosoevew wiww s-save his wife shaww wose it; but w-whosoevew 
shaww wose his wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake and t-the g-gospew's, t-the same shaww s-save 
it. 

8:36 Fow what shaww it pwofit a ^.^ m-man, if he shaww gain t-the w-whowe wowwd, 
and wose his own souw? 8-8:37 Ow what shaww a man g-give in exchange (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
his souw? 8:38 Whosoevew thewefowe shaww be a-ashamed of m-me and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
w-wowds in this aduwtewous and s-sinfuw g-genyewation; of him awso shaww t-the 
S-Son of man be a-ashamed, when he cometh in t-the gwowy of his Fathew with 
t-the h-howy angews. 

9:1 And he said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be s-some 
of t-them that stand hewe, which shaww nyot taste of d-death, tiww they 
have s-seen t-the kingdom of God come with powew. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And aftew six days ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus taketh with him Petew, and James, and 
John, and weadeth t-them up into an high mountain apawt by themsewves: 
and he w-was twansfiguwed befowe them. 

9:3 And his waiment became shinying, exceeding white as snyow; so as nyo 
(o^▽^o) f-fuwwew on eawth c-can white them. 

9:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed u-unto t-them Ewias with Moses: and they wewe 
tawking with Jesus. 

9:5 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewed and said to Jesus, Mastew, it is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to 
be hewe: and wet us make thwee tabewnyacwes; onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Moses, and onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ewias. 

9:6 Fow he w-wist nyot what to say; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe sowe afwaid. 

9:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a cwoud that ovewshadowed (=`ω´=) t-them: and a voice came out 
of t-the c-cwoud, s-saying, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved Son: h-heaw h-him. 

9:8 And suddenwy, when they h-had wooked (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, they saw nyo man 
any m-mowe, s-save ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus onwy with themsewves. 

9:9 And as they came down fwom t-the mountain, he c-chawged t-them that they 
shouwd teww nyo man what things they h-had seen, tiww t-the S-Son of man wewe 
wisen fwom t-the dead. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And they kept that saying with themsewves, questionying onye with 
anyothew what t-the wising fwom t-the dead shouwd mean. 

9-9:11 And they asked him, s-saying, Why say t-the scwibes that Ewias (* ^ ω ^) m-must 
fiwst come? 9:12 And he answewed and towd t-them, Ewias vewiwy cometh 
fiwst, and w-westoweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; and how it is wwitten of t-the S-Son of 
^.^ m-man, that he (* ^ ω ^) m-must s-suffew many things, and be s-set a-at nyought. 

9:13 But I say u-unto y-you, That Ewias is indeed come, and they have donye 
u-unto him whatsoevew they wisted, as it is wwitten of h-him. 

9-9:14 And when he came to his discipwes, he saw a gweat muwtitude about 
t-them, and t-the scwibes questionying with them. 

9:15 And stwaightway (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, when they behewd him, wewe 
gweatwy amazed, and wunnying to him sawuted h-him. 

9:16 And he asked t-the s-scwibes, What question ye with them? 9:17 And 
onye of t-the muwtitude answewed and said, Mastew, I have b-bwought u-unto 
thee o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, which hath a dumb spiwit; 9:18 And whewesoevew he taketh 
him, he teaweth him: and he foameth, and gnyasheth with his t-teeth, and 
pinyeth (☆ω☆) a-away: and I spake to thy discipwes that they shouwd cast him 
out; and they couwd n-nyot. 

9:19 He answeweth him, and saith, O-O faithwess g-genyewation, how wong 
shaww I be with y-you? how wong shaww I s-suffew y-you? bwing him u-unto me. 

9:20 And they b-bwought him u-unto him: and when he saw him, stwaightway 
t-the spiwit tawe h-him; and he feww on t-the g-gwound, and wawwowed foaming. 

9:21 And he asked his fathew, How wong is it ago since this came u-unto 
h-him? And he said, O-Of a chiwd. 

9:22 And ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-ofttimes it hath cast him into t-the f-fiwe, and into t-the w-watews, 
to d-destwoy him: but if t-thou c-canst (^-^*)/ d-do any thing, have compassion on u-us, 
and hewp us. 

9:23 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, If t-thou c-canst b-bewieve, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe 
p-possibwe to him that b-bewieveth. 

9:24 And stwaightway t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of t-the c-chiwd cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and said with 
teaws, W-Wowd, I bewieve; hewp t-thou minye u-unbewief. 

9:25 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw that t-the peopwe came wunnying togethew, he webuked 
t-the f-fouw spiwit, saying u-unto him, T-Thou dumb and deaf spiwit, I chawge 
thee, come out of him, and entew nyo mowe into h-him. 

9:26 And t-the spiwit cwied, and went him sowe, and came out of him: and 
he w-was as onye dead; i-insomuch that many said, He is dead. 

9:27 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus took him by t-the hand, and w-wifted him up; and he awose. 

9-9:28 And when he w-was come into t-the h-house, his discipwes asked him 
pwivatewy, Why couwd nyot we cast him out? 9:29 And he said u-unto t-them, 
This kind c-can come fowth by nyothing, but by pwayew and fasting. 

9:30 And they depawted thence, and passed thwough Gawiwee; and he 
w-wouwd nyot that any man shouwd knyow it. 

9:31 Fow he taught his discipwes, and said u-unto t-them, The S-Son of man 
is dewivewed into t-the h-hands of men, and they shaww kiww h-him; and aftew 
that he is kiwwed, he shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise t-the thiwd d-day. 

9:32 But they undewstood nyot that s-saying, and wewe afwaid to ask h-him. 

9:33 And he came to Capewnyaum: and being in t-the house he asked t-them, 
What w-was it that ye disputed among youwsewves by t-the way? 9:34 But 
they hewd theiw peace: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by t-the w-way they h-had disputed among 
themsewves, who shouwd be t-the g-gweatest. 

9:35 And he sat down, and cawwed t-the twewve, and saith u-unto t-them, If 
any man d-desiwe to be fiwst, t-the same shaww be wast of a-aww, and sewvant 
of aww. 

9:36 And he took a chiwd, and s-set him in t-the m-midst of (=`ω´=) t-them: and when 
he h-had taken him in his awms, he said u-unto t-them, 9:37 Whosoevew shaww 
weceive onye of such chiwdwen in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, weceiveth me: and w-whosoevew 
shaww weceive me, weceiveth nyot me, but him that sent me. 

9:38 And (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John answewed him, s-saying, Mastew, we saw onye c-casting out 
deviws in thy nyame, and he fowwoweth nyot us: and we fowbad him, 
because he fowwoweth nyot us. 

9-9:39 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, F-Fowbid him nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man which shaww 
(^-^*)/ d-do a miwacwe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, that c-can wightwy speak eviw of me. 

9:40 Fow he that is nyot against us is on ouw p-pawt. 

9-9:41 Fow w-whosoevew shaww g-give you a cup of w-watew to dwink in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, 
because ye bewong to (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, he shaww nyot wose 
his wewawd. 

9:42 And w-whosoevew shaww offend onye of these ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe o-onyes that bewieve 
in me, it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that a miwwstonye wewe hanged about his 
nyeck, and he wewe cast into t-the sea. 

9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to 
entew into wife maimed, than h-having two h-hands to go into heww, into 
t-the fiwe that nyevew shaww be quenched: 9-9:44 Whewe theiw wowm dieth 
nyot, and t-the fiwe is nyot quenched. 

9-9:45 And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to 
entew h-hawt into w-wife, than h-having two feet to be cast into heww, into 
t-the fiwe that nyevew shaww be quenched: 9:46 Whewe theiw wowm dieth 
nyot, and t-the fiwe is nyot quenched. 

9:47 And if thinye eye offend thee, pwuck it out: it is bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee 
to entew into t-the kingdom of God with onye eye, than h-having two eyes to 
be cast into heww fiwe: 9:48 Whewe theiw wowm dieth nyot, and t-the fiwe 
is nyot quenched. 

9:49 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye shaww be sawted with f-fiwe, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sacwifice 
shaww be sawted with ⊂(･ω･*⊂) s-sawt. 

9:50 Sawt is good: but if t-the sawt have wost his sawtnyess, whewewith 
wiww ye season it? H-Have sawt in youwsewves, and have peace onye with 
anyothew. 

10:1 And he awose fwom thence, and cometh into t-the coasts of Judaea by 
t-the fawthew side of Jowdan: and t-the peopwe (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wesowt u-unto him a-again; and, 
as he w-was w-wont, he taught t-them again. 

1-10:2 And t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees came to him, and asked him, Is it wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
man to put away his wife? tempting h-him. 

10:3 And he answewed and said u-unto t-them, What did Moses command y-you? 
10:4 And they said, Moses suffewed to wwite a biww of divowcement, and 
to put hew away. 

1-10:5 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, Fow t-the hawdnyess of youw 
heawt he wwote you this p-pwecept. 

10:6 But fwom t-the beginnying of t-the cweation God m-made t-them m-mawe and 
f-femawe. 

10:7 Fow this c-cause shaww a man weave his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew, and 
cweave to his wife; 10:8 And they (^-^*)/ t-twain shaww be onye fwesh: so t-then 
they awe nyo mowe twain, but onye ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

10:9 What thewefowe God hath j-joinyed togethew, wet nyot man put asundew. 

10:10 And in t-the house his discipwes asked him again of t-the same 
mattew. 

1-10:11 And he saith u-unto t-them, Whosoevew shaww put away his wife, and 
m-mawwy anyothew, committeth aduwtewy against hew. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 And if a woman shaww put away hew husband, and be mawwied to 
anyothew, she committeth aduwtewy. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And they b-bwought young chiwdwen to him, that he shouwd touch 
(=`ω´=) t-them: and his discipwes webuked those that b-bwought them. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 But when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw it, he w-was m-much dispweased, and said u-unto 
t-them, Suffew t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwdwen to come u-unto me, and fowbid t-them nyot: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of such is t-the kingdom of God. 

10:15 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Whosoevew shaww nyot weceive t-the kingdom 
of God as a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwd, he shaww nyot entew thewein. 

1-10:16 And he took t-them up in his awms, put his h-hands upon t-them, and 
bwessed them. 

1-10:17 And when he w-was gonye fowth into t-the way, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came onye wunnying, 
and k-knyeewed to him, and asked him, Good Mastew, what shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do that I 
may i-inhewit etewnyaw wife? 10:18 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Why cawwest 
t-thou m-me good? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye g-good but o-onye, that is, God. 

10:19 T-Thou k-knyowest t-the commandments, Do nyot commit a-aduwtewy, Do nyot 
k-kiww, Do nyot steaw, Do nyot beaw f-fawse witnyess, Defwaud nyot, Honyouw thy 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew and m-mothew. (・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And he answewed and said u-unto him, Mastew, 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these have I obsewved fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus behowding him woved him, and said u-unto him, Onye t-thing 
t-thou wackest: go thy way, seww whatsoevew t-thou h-hast, and g-give to t-the 
poow, and t-thou shawt have tweasuwe in heaven: and come, o(>ω<)o t-take up t-the 
cwoss, and fowwow me. 

10:22 And he w-was s-sad a-at that s-saying, and went away gwieved: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had 
gweat possessions. 

1-10:23 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wooked (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and saith u-unto his discipwes, How 
hawdwy shaww they that have w-wiches entew into t-the kingdom of G-God! 
10:24 And t-the discipwes wewe astonyished a-at his wowds. But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
answeweth again, and saith u-unto t-them, Chiwdwen, how hawd is it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-them that t-twust in w-wiches to entew into t-the kingdom of G-God! 10:25 I-It 
is easiew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-camew to go thwough t-the eye of a nyeedwe, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
wich man to entew into t-the kingdom of God. 

10:26 And they wewe astonyished out of m-measuwe, saying among 
themsewves, Who t-then c-can be saved? 10:27 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wooking upon t-them 
saith, With men it is impossibwe, but nyot with G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with God (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things awe p-possibwe. 

1-10:28 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew began to say u-unto him, Wo, we have weft a-aww, and have 
f-fowwowed thee. 

10:29 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Thewe is nyo 
man that hath weft h-house, ow bwethwen, ow sistews, ow fathew, ow 
mothew, ow wife, ow c-chiwdwen, ow wands, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake, and t-the g-gospew's, 
10:30 But he shaww weceive an hundwedfowd nyow in this time, houses, 
and bwethwen, and sistews, and mothews, and c-chiwdwen, and wands, with 
x3 p-pewsecutions; and in t-the wowwd to come etewnyaw wife. 

10:31 But many that awe fiwst shaww be wast; and t-the wast fiwst. 

10:32 And they wewe in t-the w-way g-going up to Jewusawem; and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went 
befowe (=`ω´=) t-them: and they wewe amazed; and as they fowwowed, they wewe 
afwaid. 

And he took again t-the twewve, and began to teww t-them what things 
shouwd happen u-unto him, 10:33 Saying, Behowd, we go up to Jewusawem; 
and t-the S-Son of man shaww be dewivewed u-unto t-the chief p-pwiests, and u-unto 
t-the scwibes; and they shaww c-condemn him to d-death, and shaww d-dewivew 
him to t-the Gentiwes: 1-10:34 And they shaww mock him, and shaww scouwge 
him, and shaww spit upon him, and shaww kiww him: and t-the thiwd day he 
shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise again. 

10:35 And James and John, t-the sons of Zebedee, come u-unto him, s-saying, 
Mastew, we w-wouwd that t-thou shouwdest (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us whatsoevew we shaww 
d-desiwe. 

10:36 And he said u-unto t-them, What w-wouwd ye that I shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you? 
10:37 They said u-unto him, G-Gwant u-unto us that we may sit, onye on thy 
wight hand, and t-the othew on thy weft hand, in thy gwowy. 

10:38 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, Ye knyow nyot what ye a-ask: c-can ye dwink 
of t-the cup that I dwink of? and be baptized with t-the baptism that I am 
baptized with? 10:39 And they said u-unto him, We can. And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said 
u-unto t-them, Ye shaww indeed dwink of t-the cup that I dwink o-of; and with 
t-the baptism that I am baptized withaw shaww ye be baptized: 1-10:40 But 
to sit on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weft hand is nyot minye to give; but 
it shaww be given to t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom it is pwepawed. 

1-10:41 And when t-the t-ten heawd it, they began to be m-much d-dispweased with 
James and John. 

10:42 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cawwed t-them to him, and saith u-unto t-them, Ye knyow that 
they which awe a-accounted to w-wuwe o-ovew t-the G-Gentiwes exewcise wowdship 
o-ovew t-them; and theiw gweat o-onyes exewcise a-authowity upon them. 

10:43 But so shaww it nyot be among you: but w-whosoevew wiww be gweat 
among y-you, shaww be youw minyistew: 10:44 And w-whosoevew of you wiww be 
t-the chiefest, shaww be sewvant of aww. 

10:45 Fow even t-the S-Son of man came nyot to be minyistewed u-unto, but to 
minyistew, and to g-give his wife a wansom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many. 

10:46 And they came to Jewicho: and as he went out of Jewicho with his 
discipwes and a gweat (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of p-peopwe, bwind (　･ω･)☞ B-Bawtimaeus, t-the son of 
Timaeus, sat by t-the h-highway side (*°▽°*) b-begging. 

10:47 And when he heawd that it w-was ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth, he began to (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy 
(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and say, Jesus, t-thou son of D-David, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on me. 

10:48 And many c-chawged him that he shouwd h-howd his peace: but he cwied 
t-the mowe a gweat deaw, T-Thou son of D-David, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on me. 

10:49 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus s-stood stiww, and commanded him to be cawwed. And they 
caww t-the bwind ^.^ m-man, saying u-unto him, (☆▽☆) B-Be of g-good comfowt, wise; he 
cawweth thee. 

1-10:50 And he, c-casting away his gawment, wose, and came to Jesus. 

10:51 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, What wiwt t-thou that I 
shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee? The bwind man said u-unto him, W-Wowd, that I m-might 
weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. 

10:52 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Go thy way; thy f-faith hath m-made thee 
w-whowe. 

And immediatewy he weceived his s-sight, and f-fowwowed ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus in t-the way. 

11:1 And when they came nyigh to J-Jewusawem, u-unto Bethphage and Bethany, 
a-at t-the mount of Owives, he (-_-) s-sendeth fowth two of his discipwes, 11:2 
And saith u-unto t-them, Go youw w-way into t-the viwwage o-ovew against you: 
and as soon as ye be entewed into it, ye shaww f-find a cowt t-tied, 
wheweon nyevew man (-_-) *moans* s-sat; woose him, and bwing h-him. 

11:3 And if any man say u-unto y-you, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye t-this? say ye that t-the Wowd 
hath nyeed of h-him; and stwaightway he wiww send him hithew. 

11:4 And they went theiw way, and f-found t-the cowt tied by t-the doow 
without in a pwace whewe two ways met; and they woose h-him. 

11:5 And c-cewtain of t-them that s-stood (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe said u-unto t-them, What (^-^*)/ d-do ye, 
(;;;*_*) w-woosing t-the c-cowt? 11:6 And they said u-unto t-them even as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had 
commanded: and they wet t-them go. 

11:7 And they b-bwought t-the cowt to Jesus, and cast theiw gawments on 
h-him; and he sat upon h-him. 

11:8 And many spwead theiw gawments in t-the w-way: and othews cut down 
bwanches off t-the twees, and s-stwawed t-them in t-the way. 

11:9 And they that went b-befowe, and they that fowwowed, cwied, s-saying, 
Hosannya; Bwessed is he that cometh in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd: 11:10 
Bwessed be t-the kingdom of ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew D-David, that cometh in t-the nyame of 
t-the Wowd: Hosannya in t-the highest. 

11:11 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus entewed into J-Jewusawem, and into t-the tempwe: and when 
he h-had wooked (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and nyow t-the e-eventide w-was 
come, he went out u-unto Bethany with t-the twewve. 

11:12 And on t-the mowwow, when they wewe come fwom Bethany, he w-was 
hungwy: 11:13 And seeing a fig twee afaw off h-having weaves, he came, 
if ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *sighs* h-hapwy he m-might f-find any t-thing theweon: and when he came to it, he 
f-found nyothing but weaves; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time of figs w-was nyot yet. 

11:14 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto it, N-Nyo man e-eat fwuit of thee 
heweaftew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. And his discipwes heawd it. 

11:15 And they come to Jewusawem: and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went into t-the t-tempwe, and 
began to cast out t-them that sowd and bought in t-the t-tempwe, and 
ovewthwew t-the tabwes of t-the monyeychangews, and t-the s-seats of t-them that 
sowd doves; 11:16 And w-wouwd nyot s-suffew that any man shouwd cawwy any 
vessew thwough t-the tempwe. 

11:17 And he taught, saying u-unto t-them, Is it nyot wwitten, My house 
shaww be cawwed of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations t-the house of pwayew? but ye have m-made 
it a den of thieves. 

11:18 And t-the scwibes and chief pwiests heawd it, and sought how they 
m-might d-destwoy him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they feawed him, because (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe w-was 
astonyished a-at his doctwinye. 

11:19 And when even w-was come, he went out of t-the city. 

11:20 And in t-the m-mownying, as they passed by, they saw t-the fig twee 
dwied up fwom t-the woots. 

11:21 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew cawwing to w-wemembwance saith u-unto him, Mastew, b-behowd, 
t-the fig twee which t-thou cuwsedst is withewed away. 

11:22 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing saith u-unto t-them, H-Have f-faith in God. 

1-11:23 Fow vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That w-whosoevew shaww say u-unto this 
mountain, (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou w-wemoved, and be t-thou cast into t-the sea; and shaww 
nyot doubt in his heawt, but shaww bewieve that those things which he 
saith shaww come to pass; he shaww have whatsoevew he saith. 

11:24 Thewefowe I say u-unto y-you, What things soevew ye desiwe, when ye 
(*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, bewieve that ye weceive t-them, and ye shaww have them. 

11:25 And when ye stand pwaying, fowgive, if ye have ought against 
any: that youw Fathew awso which is in heaven may fowgive you youw 
twespasses. 

11:26 But if ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyot fowgive, nyeithew wiww youw Fathew which is in 
heaven fowgive youw twespasses. 

11:27 And they come again to Jewusawem: and as he w-was wawking in t-the 
t-tempwe, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come to him t-the chief p-pwiests, and t-the s-scwibes, and t-the 
ewdews, 11:28 And say u-unto him, By what a-authowity doest t-thou these 
(o^▽^o) t-things? and who gave thee this a-authowity to (^-^*)/ d-do these (o^▽^o) t-things? 1-11:29 
And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, I wiww awso ask of you onye 
question, and answew me, and I wiww teww you by what a-authowity I (^-^*)/ d-do 
these things. 

11:30 The baptism of John, w-was it fwom heaven, ow of men? answew me. 

11:31 And they weasonyed with themsewves, s-saying, If we shaww say, Fwom 
heaven; he wiww say, Why t-then did ye nyot bewieve h-him? 11:32 But if we 
shaww say, O-Of men; they feawed t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men c-counted John, 
that he w-was a pwophet indeed. 

11:33 And they answewed and said u-unto Jesus, We c-cannyot teww. And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
answewing saith u-unto t-them, N-Nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do I teww you by what a-authowity I 
(^-^*)/ d-do these things. 

12:1 And he began to speak u-unto t-them by (＃￣ω￣) *leans over* p-pawabwes. A-A c-cewtain man 
pwanted a v-vinyeyawd, and s-set an h-hedge about it, and digged a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the w-winyefat, and b-buiwt a towew, and wet it out to husbandmen, and went 
into a faw countwy. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And a-at t-the season he sent to t-the h-husbandmen a s-sewvant, that he 
m-might weceive fwom t-the h-husbandmen of t-the fwuit of t-the vinyeyawd. 

12:3 And they caught him, and beat him, and sent him away empty. 

12:4 And again he sent u-unto t-them anyothew sewvant; and a-at him they cast 
stonyes, and w-wounded him in t-the head, and sent him away s-shamefuwwy 
handwed. 

1-12:5 And again he sent anyothew; and him they kiwwed, and many othews; 
b-beating s-some, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ k-kiwwing some. 

12:6 ^w^ *screams* H-Having (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet thewefowe onye son, his wewwbewoved, he sent him awso 
wast u-unto t-them, s-saying, They wiww wevewence o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 But those h-husbandmen said among themsewves, This is t-the heiw; 
come, wet us kiww him, and t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance shaww be o-ouw's. 

12:8 And they took him, and kiwwed him, and cast him out of t-the 
vinyeyawd. 

12:9 What shaww thewefowe t-the wowd of t-the vinyeyawd do? he wiww come 
and d-destwoy t-the husbandmen, and wiww g-give t-the vinyeyawd u-unto othews. 

12:10 And have ye nyot wead this scwiptuwe; The stonye which t-the 
buiwdews wejected is become t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the cownyew: 1-12:11 This w-was t-the 
(o´∀`o) W-Wowd's doing, and it is mawvewwous in ouw eyes? 12:12 And they sought 
to way h-howd on him, but feawed t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they knyew that he h-had 
spoken t-the pawabwe against (=`ω´=) t-them: and they weft him, and went theiw 
way. 

12:13 And they send u-unto him c-cewtain of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and of t-the 
Hewodians, to catch him in his wowds. 

12:14 And when they wewe come, they say u-unto him, Mastew, we knyow that 
t-thou awt twue, and cawest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wegawdest nyot t-the 
pewson of men, but teachest t-the w-way of God in twuth: Is it wawfuw to 
g-give (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute to Caesaw, ow nyot? 1-12:15 Shaww we give, ow shaww we nyot 
g-give? But he, knyowing theiw h-hypocwisy, said u-unto t-them, Why t-tempt ye 
m-me? bwing m-me a penny, that I may s-see it. 

12:16 And they b-bwought it. And he saith u-unto t-them, Whose is this i-image 
and supewscwiption? And they said u-unto him, Caesaw's. 

12:17 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto t-them, Wendew to Caesaw t-the things 
that awe C-Caesaw's, and to God t-the things that awe God's. And they 
mawvewwed a-at h-him. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 T-Then come u-unto him t-the Sadducees, which say (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo 
w-wesuwwection; and they asked him, s-saying, 12:19 Mastew, Moses wwote 
u-unto u-us, If a man's b-bwothew die, and weave his wife behind him, and 
weave nyo c-chiwdwen, that his b-bwothew shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take his wife, and w-waise up 
seed u-unto his bwothew. 

12:20 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven b-bwethwen: and t-the fiwst took a wife, and 
dying weft nyo seed. 

1-12:21 And t-the second took hew, and died, nyeithew weft he any seed: and 
t-the thiwd wikewise. 

12:22 And t-the seven h-had hew, and weft nyo seed: wast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the woman 
died awso. 

12:23 In t-the wesuwwection thewefowe, when they shaww wise, whose wife 
shaww she be of them? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the seven h-had hew to wife. 

12:24 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto t-them, Do ye nyot thewefowe eww, 
because ye knyow nyot t-the scwiptuwes, nyeithew t-the p-powew of God? 12:25 
Fow when they shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise fwom t-the dead, they nyeithew mawwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awe 
given in mawwiage; but awe as t-the angews which awe in heaven. 

12:26 And as touching t-the dead, that they wise: have ye nyot wead in 
t-the book of Moses, how in t-the bush God spake u-unto him, s-saying, I am 
t-the God of A-Abwaham, and t-the God of Isaac, and t-the God of Jacob? 12:27 
He is nyot t-the God of t-the dead, but t-the God of t-the wiving: ye thewefowe 
(^-^*)/ d-do gweatwy eww. 

12:28 And onye of t-the scwibes came, and h-having heawd t-them weasonying 
togethew, and pewceiving that he h-had answewed t-them weww, asked him, 
W-Which is t-the fiwst commandment of aww? 12:29 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed him, 
The fiwst of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-commandments is, Heaw, O-O I-Iswaew; The Wowd ouw God 
is onye Wowd: 12:30 And t-thou shawt wove t-the Wowd thy God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy s-souw, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy mind, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
stwength: this is t-the fiwst ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. 

12:31 And t-the second is >_> w-wike, n-nyamewy this, T-Thou shawt wove thy 
(　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as thysewf. Thewe is nyonye othew commandment gweatew than 
these. 

12:32 And t-the scwibe said u-unto him, Weww, Mastew, t-thou hast said t-the 
twuth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye God; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye othew but he: 1-12:33 And 
to wove him with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the heawt, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the u-undewstanding, and 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the s-souw, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the stwength, and to wove his 
(　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as himsewf, is mowe than (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-whowe buwnt offewings and 
sacwifices. 

12:34 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw that he answewed discweetwy, he said u-unto 
him, T-Thou awt nyot faw fwom t-the kingdom of God. And nyo man aftew that 
duwst ask him any question. 

12:35 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, whiwe he taught in t-the t-tempwe, How 
say t-the scwibes that Chwist is t-the son of David? 12:36 Fow David 
himsewf said by t-the Howy Ghost, The WOWD said to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, Sit t-thou on 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, tiww I make thinye enyemies thy footstoow. 

1-12:37 David thewefowe himsewf cawweth him Wowd; and whence is he t-then 
his son? And t-the common peopwe heawd him gwadwy. 

12:38 And he said u-unto t-them in his doctwinye, Bewawe of t-the s-scwibes, 
which wove to go in wong cwothing, and wove sawutations in t-the 
mawketpwaces, 12:39 And t-the chief s-seats in t-the synyagogues, and t-the 
u-uppewmost wooms a-at f-feasts: 1-12:40 W-Which devouw o(≧▽≦)o w-widows' houses, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a (＾• ω •＾) p-pwetence make wong pwayews: these shaww weceive gweatew damnyation. 

12:41 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sat o-ovew against t-the tweasuwy, and behewd how t-the 
peopwe cast monyey into t-the o(>< )o t-tweasuwy: and many that wewe wich cast in 
much. 

12:42 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a c-cewtain poow widow, and she t-thwew in two \(★ω★)/ m-mites, 
which make a fawthing. 

12:43 And he cawwed u-unto him his discipwes, and saith u-unto t-them, 
Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, That this poow widow hath cast mowe in, than 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they which have cast into t-the o(>< )o t-tweasuwy: 12:44 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they did 
cast in of theiw abundance; but she of hew want did cast in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
she had, even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew wiving. 

13:1 And as he went out of t-the t-tempwe, onye of his discipwes saith u-unto 
him, Mastew, s-see what m-mannyew of s-stonyes and what buiwdings awe hewe! 
13:2 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto him, S-Seest t-thou these gweat 
buiwdings? (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be weft onye stonye upon anyothew, that shaww 
nyot be thwown down. 

13:3 And as he sat upon t-the mount of Owives o-ovew against t-the t-tempwe, 
(* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and James and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John and A-Andwew asked him pwivatewy, 13:4 Teww u-us, 
when shaww these things be? and what shaww be t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
things shaww be fuwfiwwed? 13:5 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing t-them began to 
say, Take heed west any man deceive you: 13:6 Fow many shaww come in 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, s-saying, I am Chwist; and shaww deceive many. 

13:7 And when ye shaww h-heaw of waws and wumouws of waws, be ye nyot 
twoubwed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow such things (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds b-be; but t-the end shaww nyot be yet. 

13:8 Fow nyation shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise against nyation, and kingdom against 
(--_--) *pokes you* k-kingdom: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be ( ~*-*)~ e-eawthquakes in divews pwaces, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be f-faminyes and twoubwes: these awe t-the b-beginnyings of s-sowwows. 

13:9 But o(>ω<)o t-take heed to youwsewves: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they shaww d-dewivew you up to 
counciws; and in t-the synyagogues ye shaww be ต(=ω=)ต b-beaten: and ye shaww be 
b-bwought befowe wuwews and kings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony against 
them. 

1-13:10 And t-the gospew (* ^ ω ^) m-must fiwst be pubwished among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations. 

1-13:11 But when they shaww wead y-you, and d-dewivew you up, o(>ω<)o t-take nyo 
thought befowehand what ye shaww speak, nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do ye pwemeditate: but 
whatsoevew shaww be given you in that h-houw, that speak ye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is 
nyot ye that speak, but t-the Howy Ghost. 

13:12 Nyow t-the b-bwothew shaww betway t-the b-bwothew to d-death, and t-the 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew t-the son; and chiwdwen shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up against theiw pawents, and 
shaww c-cause t-them to be put to death. 

13:13 And ye shaww be hated of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake: but he that 
shaww e-enduwe u-unto t-the end, t-the same shaww be saved. 

13:14 But when ye shaww s-see t-the a-abominyation of desowation, spoken of 
by Danyiew t-the pwophet, standing whewe it ought nyot, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) (-(wet him that 
weadeth undewstand,) t-then wet t-them that be in Judaea fwee to t-the 
mountains: 13:15 And wet him that is on t-the housetop nyot go down into 
t-the h-house, nyeithew entew thewein, to o(>ω<)o t-take any t-thing out of his house: 
1-13:16 And wet him that is in t-the fiewd nyot tuwn back again (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to o(>ω<)o t-take 
up his gawment. 

13:17 But (-_-) *twerks* w-woe to t-them that awe with chiwd, and to t-them that g-give suck 
in those d-days! 13:18 And p-pway ye that youw fwight be nyot in t-the 
wintew. 

13:19 Fow in those days shaww be a-affwiction, such as w-was nyot fwom t-the 
beginnying of t-the cweation which God cweated u-unto this time, nyeithew 
shaww be. 

1-13:20 And except that t-the Wowd h-had showtenyed those days, nyo fwesh 
shouwd be saved: but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewect's sake, whom he hath chosen, he 
hath showtenyed t-the days. 

13:21 And t-then if any man shaww say to y-you, Wo, hewe is Chwist; ow, 
wo, he is thewe; bewieve him nyot: 13:22 Fow f-fawse Chwists and f-fawse 
pwophets shaww wise, and shaww s-shew signs and wondews, to s-seduce, if 
it wewe possibwe, even t-the ewect. 

13:23 But o(>ω<)o t-take ye heed: b-behowd, I have fowetowd you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

13:24 But in those days, aftew that twibuwation, t-the sun shaww be 
dawkenyed, and t-the moon shaww nyot g-give hew wight, 13:25 And t-the staws 
of heaven shaww faww, and t-the powews that awe in heaven shaww be 
shaken. 

13:26 And t-then shaww they s-see t-the S-Son of man coming in t-the cwouds with 
gweat p-powew and gwowy. 

13:27 And t-then shaww he send his a-angews, and shaww gathew togethew his 
ewect fwom t-the fouw winds, fwom t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the eawth to t-the 
uttewmost pawt of heaven. 

13:28 Nyow weawn a pawabwe of t-the fig twee; When hew bwanch is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
t-tendew, and putteth fowth weaves, ye knyow that summew is nyeaw: 13:29 
S-So ye in w-wike m-mannyew, when ye shaww s-see these things come to pass, 
knyow that it is nyigh, even a-at t-the doows. 

13:30 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, that this genyewation shaww nyot pass, tiww 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things be donye. 

13:31 Heaven and eawth shaww pass (☆ω☆) a-away: but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds shaww nyot pass 
away. 

~(>_<~) 1-13:32 But of that day and that (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw k-knyoweth nyo ^.^ m-man, nyo, nyot t-the angews 
which awe in heaven, nyeithew t-the Son, but t-the Fathew. 

13:33 Take ye heed, watch and pway: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye knyow nyot when t-the time is. 

13:34 Fow t-the S-Son of Man is as a man taking a faw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, who weft 
his h-house, and gave a-authowity to his sewvants, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his 
wowk, and commanded t-the powtew to watch. 

13:35 Watch ye thewefowe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye knyow nyot when t-the mastew of t-the house 
cometh, a-at e-even, ow a-at midnyight, ow a-at t-the cockcwowing, ow in t-the 
mownying: 13:36 West coming suddenwy he f-find you sweeping. 

13:37 And what I say u-unto you I say u-unto a-aww, Watch. 

14:1 Aftew two days w-was t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the p-passovew, and of unweavenyed 
bwead: and t-the chief pwiests and t-the scwibes sought how they m-might 
o(>ω<)o t-take him by cwaft, and put him to death. 

14:2 But they said, Nyot on t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast day, west (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be an upwoaw of 
t-the peopwe. 

14:3 And being in Bethany in t-the house of Simon t-the wepew, as he sat 
a-at m-meat, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a woman h-having an awabastew box of ointment of 
spikenyawd vewy pwecious; and she bwake t-the b-box, and pouwed it on his 
head. 

14:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe s-some that h-had indignyation within themsewves, and 
said, Why w-was this waste of t-the ointment >w< m-made? 1-14:5 Fow it m-might have 
b-been sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mowe than thwee hundwed pence, and have b-been given to 
t-the poow. And they (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against hew. 

14:6 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Wet hew awonye; why twoubwe ye h-hew? she hath 
wwought a g-good wowk on me. 

14:7 Fow ye have t-the poow with you awways, and whensoevew ye wiww ye 
may (^-^*)/ d-do t-them good: but m-me ye have nyot awways. 

14:8 She hath donye what she (´ ∀ ` *) c-couwd: she is come a-afowehand to anyoint o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
body to t-the buwying. 

14:9 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Whewesoevew this gospew shaww be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the w-whowe wowwd, this awso that she hath donye shaww be 
spoken of (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw of hew. 

14:10 And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, onye of t-the twewve, went u-unto t-the chief 
p-pwiests, to betway him u-unto them. 

14:11 And when they heawd it, they wewe g-gwad, and pwomised to g-give him 
monyey. And he sought how he m-might convenyientwy betway h-him. 

1-14:12 And t-the fiwst day of unweavenyed bwead, when they kiwwed t-the 
p-passovew, his discipwes said u-unto him, Whewe wiwt t-thou that we go and 
p-pwepawe that t-thou mayest e-eat t-the passovew? 14:13 And he (-_-) s-sendeth fowth 
two of his discipwes, and saith u-unto t-them, Go ye into t-the city, and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww meet you a man beawing a p-pitchew of watew: fowwow h-him. 

14:14 And whewesoevew he shaww go in, say ye to t-the goodman of t-the 
h-house, The M-Mastew saith, Whewe is t-the g-guestchambew, whewe I shaww e-eat 
t-the passovew with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwes? 1-14:15 And he wiww s-shew you a wawge 
(--_--) u-uppew woom fuwnyished and pwepawed: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe make weady (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. 

14:16 And his discipwes went fowth, and came into t-the city, and f-found 
as he h-had said u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and they m-made weady t-the passovew. 

14:17 And in t-the evenying he cometh with t-the twewve. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And as they sat and did eat, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, 
Onye of you which eateth with m-me shaww betway me. 

1-14:19 And they began to be sowwowfuw, and to say u-unto him onye by o-onye, 
Is it I? and anyothew said, Is it I? ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And he answewed and said 
u-unto t-them, I-It is onye of t-the twewve, that dippeth with m-me in t-the dish. 

1-14:21 The S-Son of man indeed goeth, as it is wwitten of him: but (-_-) *twerks* w-woe to 
that man by whom t-the S-Son of man is b-betwayed! g-good wewe it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that man 
if he h-had nyevew b-been bown. 

14:22 And as they did eat, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus took bwead, and bwessed, and bwake 
it, and gave to t-them, and said, T-Take, eat: this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my body. 

14:23 And he took t-the cup, and when he h-had given thanks, he gave it to 
(=`ω´=) t-them: and they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww d-dwank of it. 

14:24 And he said u-unto t-them, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the nyew t-testament, 
which is shed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many. 

14:25 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I wiww dwink nyo mowe of t-the fwuit of t-the 
vinye, untiw that day that I dwink it nyew in t-the kingdom of God. 

14:26 And when they h-had sung an hymn, they went out into t-the mount of 
Owives. 

14:27 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Aww ye shaww be o-offended because of 
m-me this nyight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, I wiww smite t-the s-shephewd, and t-the 
sheep shaww be scattewed. 

14:28 But aftew that I am wisen, I wiww go befowe you into Gawiwee. 

14:29 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, Awthough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww be offended, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
wiww nyot I. 

14:30 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, Vewiwy I say u-unto thee, That this day, 
even in this nyight, befowe t-the cock c-cwow twice, t-thou shawt deny m-me 
thwice. 

14:31 But he spake t-the mowe vehementwy, If I shouwd die with thee, I 
wiww nyot deny thee in any wise. Wikewise awso said they aww. 

14:32 And they came to a pwace which w-was nyamed Gethsemanye: and he 
saith to his discipwes, Sit ye hewe, whiwe I shaww p-pway. 

14:33 And he taketh with him (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and James and John, and began to be 
sowe amazed, and to be vewy heavy; 1-14:34 And saith u-unto t-them, My souw 
is exceeding sowwowfuw u-unto (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: tawwy ye hewe, and watch. 

14:35 And he went fowwawd a wittwe, and feww on t-the g-gwound, and pwayed 
that, if it wewe possibwe, t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw m-might pass fwom h-him. 

14:36 And he said, Abba, Fathew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe p-possibwe u-unto thee; 
o(>ω<)o t-take away this cup fwom me: nyevewthewess nyot what I wiww, but what 
t-thou wiwt. 

14:37 And he cometh, and findeth t-them sweeping, and saith u-unto Petew, 
Simon, s-sweepest thou? (＾▽＾') c-couwdest nyot t-thou watch onye (=①ω①=) h-houw? 1-14:38 Watch 
ye and (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, west ye entew into t-temptation. The spiwit t-twuwy is w-weady, 
but t-the fwesh is weak. 

14:39 And again he went away, and pwayed, and spake t-the same wowds. 

(*^‿^*) 1-14:40 And when he wetuwnyed, he f-found t-them asweep again, (fow theiw 
eyes wewe heavy,) nyeithew w-wist they what to answew h-him. 

14:41 And he cometh t-the thiwd time, and saith u-unto t-them, Sweep on n-nyow, 
and o(>ω<)o t-take youw west: it is (T_T) *cries* e-enyough, t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is come; b-behowd, t-the S-Son of 
man is betwayed into t-the h-hands of sinnyews. 

^.^ 1-14:42 Wise up, wet us go; wo, he that (=^‥^=) b-betwayeth m-me is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

14:43 And immediatewy, whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, cometh Judas, onye of t-the 
twewve, and with him a gweat muwtitude with swowds and s-staves, fwom 
t-the chief pwiests and t-the scwibes and t-the e-ewdews. 

14:44 And he that betwayed him h-had given t-them a token, s-saying, 
Whomsoevew I shaww kiss, that same is h-he; o(>ω<)o t-take him, and wead him away 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-safewy. 

14:45 And as soon as he w-was come, he goeth stwaightway to him, and 
saith, Mastew, m-mastew; and kissed h-him. 

14:46 And they w-waid theiw h-hands on him, and took h-him. 

14:47 And onye of t-them that s-stood by dwew a swowd, and smote a sewvant 
of t-the high pwiest, and cut off his (・_・ヾ e-eaw. 

14:48 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, Awe ye come (* ^ ω ^) o-out, as 
against a thief, with swowds and with staves to o(>ω<)o t-take m-me? 14:49 I w-was 
daiwy with you in t-the tempwe t-teaching, and ye took m-me nyot: but t-the 
scwiptuwes (* ^ ω ^) m-must be f-fuwfiwwed. 

1-14:50 And they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fowsook him, and fwed. 

14:51 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-fowwowed him a c-cewtain young ^.^ m-man, h-having a winyen cwoth 
cast about his nyaked body; and t-the young men w-waid h-howd on him: 14:52 
And he weft t-the winyen cwoth, and fwed fwom t-them nyaked. 

14:53 And they w-wed ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus away to t-the high x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and with him wewe 
assembwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chief pwiests and t-the ewdews and t-the s-scwibes. 

14:54 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew f-fowwowed him afaw off, even into t-the pawace of t-the 
high x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: and he sat with t-the sewvants, and wawmed himsewf a-at t-the 
fiwe. 

14:55 And t-the chief pwiests and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the counciw sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow witnyess 
against ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to put him to death; and f-found n-nyonye. 

1-14:56 Fow many bawe f-fawse witnyess against him, but theiw witnyess 
agweed nyot togethew. 

14:57 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose cewtain, and bawe f-fawse witnyess against him, 
s-saying, 14:58 We heawd him say, I wiww d-destwoy this tempwe that is 
m-made with hands, and within thwee days I wiww buiwd anyothew m-made 
without hands. 

14:59 But nyeithew so did theiw witnyess agwee togethew. 

ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ *sweats* 1-14:60 And t-the high pwiest s-stood up in t-the midst, and asked Jesus, 
s-saying, Answewest t-thou n-nyothing? what is it which these witnyess against 
thee? 14:61 But he hewd his p-peace, and answewed nyothing. A-Again t-the 
high pwiest asked him, and said u-unto him, Awt t-thou t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son 
of t-the B-Bwessed? 1-14:62 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, I am: and ye shaww s-see t-the S-Son 
of man sitting on t-the wight hand of p-powew, and coming in t-the cwouds of 
heaven. 

14:63 T-Then t-the high pwiest went his cwothes, and saith, What nyeed we 
any f-fuwthew witnyesses? 14:64 Ye have heawd t-the bwasphemy: what think 
ye? And they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww condemnyed him to be g-guiwty of death. 

1-14:65 And s-some began to spit on him, and to covew his face, and to 
buffet him, and to say u-unto him, Pwophesy: and t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants did stwike 
him with t-the pawms of theiw hands. 

╮(￣ω￣;)╭ 1-14:66 And as (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was benyeath in t-the pawace, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe cometh onye of t-the 
maids of t-the high x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 1-14:67 And when she saw (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew wawming 
himsewf, she wooked upon him, and said, And t-thou awso wast with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
of Nyazaweth. 

14:68 But he denyied, s-saying, I knyow nyot, nyeithew undewstand I what 
t-thou sayest. And he went out into t-the p-powch; and t-the cock cwew. 

14:69 And a m-maid saw him again, and began to say to t-them that s-stood 
by, This is onye of them. 

14:70 And he denyied it again. And a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe aftew, they that s-stood by 
said again to Petew, S-Suwewy t-thou awt onye of (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou awt a 
Gawiwaean, and thy speech agweeth theweto. 

14:71 But he began to (O_O;) c-cuwse and to sweaw, s-saying, I knyow nyot this man 
of whom ye s-speak. 

14:72 And t-the second time t-the cock cwew. And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew cawwed to mind t-the 
wowd that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Befowe t-the cock c-cwow twice, t-thou shawt 
deny m-me thwice. And when he thought theweon, he wept. 

15:1 And stwaightway in t-the mownying t-the chief pwiests hewd a 
c-consuwtation with t-the ewdews and scwibes and t-the w-whowe counciw, and 
b-bound Jesus, and cawwied him away, and dewivewed him to Piwate. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And Piwate asked him, Awt t-thou t-the King of t-the Jews? And he 
answewing said u-unto t-them, T-Thou sayest it. 

1-15:3 And t-the chief pwiests a-accused him of many things: but he answewed 
nyothing. 

:3 1-15:4 And Piwate asked him again, s-saying, Answewest t-thou n-nyothing? 
(x_x)V b-behowd how many things they witnyess against thee. 

1-15:5 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet answewed nyothing; so that Piwate mawvewwed. 

15:6 Nyow a-at that (♡°▽°♡) f-feast he w-weweased u-unto t-them onye pwisonyew, w-whomsoevew 
they desiwed. 

15:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was onye nyamed Bawabbas, which way b-bound with t-them that 
h-had m-made insuwwection with him, who h-had committed muwdew in t-the 
insuwwection. 

15:8 And t-the muwtitude cwying awoud began to d-desiwe him to (^-^*)/ d-do as he 
h-had e-evew donye u-unto them. 

15:9 But Piwate answewed t-them, s-saying, W-Wiww ye that I wewease u-unto you 
t-the King of t-the Jews? 15:10 Fow he knyew that t-the chief pwiests h-had 
dewivewed him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-envy. 

15:11 But t-the chief pwiests moved t-the p-peopwe, that he shouwd wathew 
wewease Bawabbas u-unto them. 

15:12 And Piwate answewed and said again u-unto t-them, What wiww ye t-then 
that I shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto him whom ye caww t-the King of t-the Jews? 1-15:13 And 
they cwied out again, Cwucify h-him. 

15:14 T-Then Piwate said u-unto t-them, Why, what eviw hath he donye? And 
they cwied out t-the mowe e-exceedingwy, Cwucify h-him. 

15:15 And so Piwate, wiwwing to content t-the p-peopwe, w-weweased Bawabbas 
u-unto t-them, and dewivewed Jesus, when he h-had s-scouwged him, to be 
cwucified. 

15:16 And t-the sowdiews w-wed him away into t-the h-haww, cawwed Pwaetowium; 
and they caww togethew t-the w-whowe band. 

15:17 And they cwothed him with puwpwe, and pwatted a cwown of thowns, 
and put it about his head, 15:18 And began to sawute him, H-Haiw, King 
of t-the Jews! 1-15:19 And they smote him on t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with a weed, and 
did spit upon him, and bowing theiw k-knyees w-wowshipped h-him. 

1-15:20 And when they h-had mocked him, they took off t-the puwpwe fwom him, 
and put his own cwothes on him, and w-wed him out to cwucify h-him. 

15:21 And they compew onye Simon a Cywenyian, who passed by, coming out 
of t-the countwy, t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of A-Awexandew and W-Wufus, to beaw his c-cwoss. 

15:22 And they bwing him u-unto t-the pwace Gowgotha, which is, being 
intewpweted, The pwace of a skuww. 

1-15:23 And they gave him to dwink winye mingwed with mywwh: but he 
weceived it n-nyot. 

1-15:24 And when they h-had c-cwucified him, they pawted his gawments, 
c-casting wots upon t-them, what {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man shouwd take. 

15:25 And it w-was t-the thiwd h-houw, and they c-cwucified h-him. 

15:26 And t-the supewscwiption of his accusation w-was wwitten ovew, THE 
KING OF THE J-JEWS. 

15:27 And with him they cwucify two thieves; t-the onye on his wight 
hand, and t-the othew on his weft. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And t-the scwiptuwe w-was fuwfiwwed, which saith, And he w-was 
nyumbewed with t-the twansgwessows. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 And they that passed by waiwed on him, w-wagging theiw heads, and 
s-saying, A-Ah, t-thou that destwoyest t-the t-tempwe, and b-buiwdest it in thwee 
days, 15:30 Save xDD t-thysewf, and come down fwom t-the c-cwoss. 

15:31 Wikewise awso t-the chief pwiests mocking said among themsewves 
with t-the s-scwibes, He saved othews; himsewf he c-cannyot save. 

15:32 Wet Chwist t-the King of Iswaew descend nyow fwom t-the cwoss, that 
we may s-see and bewieve. And they that wewe c-cwucified with him weviwed 
h-him. 

1-15:33 And when t-the sixth (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was come, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was dawknyess o-ovew t-the 
w-whowe wand untiw t-the nyinth h-houw. 

15:34 And a-at t-the nyinth (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cwied with a w-woud voice, s-saying, 
Ewoi, Ewoi, w-wama sabachthanyi? which is, being intewpweted, My G-God, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
G-God, why hast t-thou fowsaken m-me? 1-15:35 And s-some of t-them that s-stood by, 
when they heawd it, said, Behowd, he cawweth Ewias. 

1-15:36 And onye wan and fiwwed a s-spunge f-fuww of vinyegaw, and put it on a 
weed, and gave him to dwink, s-saying, Wet awonye; wet us s-see whethew 
Ewias wiww come to o(>ω<)o t-take him down. 

1-15:37 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cwied with a w-woud voice, and gave up t-the g-ghost. 

1-15:38 And t-the veiw of t-the tempwe w-was went in (^-^*)/ t-twain fwom t-the top to t-the 
b-bottom. 

15:39 And when t-the centuwion, which s-stood o-ovew against him, saw that 
he so cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and gave up t-the g-ghost, he said, Twuwy this man w-was 
t-the S-Son of God. 

1-15:40 Thewe wewe awso w-women wooking on afaw off: among whom w-was (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy 
Magdawenye, and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the mothew of James t-the w-wess and of Joses, and 
Sawome; 15:41 (Who awso, when he w-was in G-Gawiwee, f-fowwowed him, and 
minyistewed u-unto him;) and many othew w-women which came up with him u-unto 
Jewusawem. 

15:42 And nyow when t-the even w-was come, because it w-was t-the p-pwepawation, 
that is, t-the day befowe t-the sabbath, 15:43 Joseph of Awimathaea, an 
honyouwabwe c-counsewwow, which awso waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kingdom of G-God, came, 
and went in bowdwy u-unto Piwate, and cwaved t-the body of Jesus. 

15:44 And Piwate mawvewwed if he wewe awweady dead: and cawwing u-unto 
him t-the centuwion, he asked him whethew he h-had b-been any whiwe dead. 

15:45 And when he knyew it of t-the centuwion, he gave t-the body to 
Joseph. 

15:46 And he bought finye winyen, and took him down, and wwapped him in 
t-the winyen, and w-waid him in a sepuwchwe which w-was hewn out of a wock, 
and wowwed a stonye u-unto t-the doow of t-the s-sepuwchwe. 

15:47 And (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the mothew of J-Joses behewd whewe he 
w-was w-waid. 

16:1 And when t-the sabbath w-was past, (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye, and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the 
mothew of James, and Sawome, h-had bought sweet spices, that they m-might 
come and anyoint h-him. 

16:2 And vewy eawwy in t-the mownying t-the fiwst day of t-the uWu w-week, they 
came u-unto t-the sepuwchwe a-at t-the wising of t-the (✯◡✯) s-sun. 

16:3 And they said among themsewves, Who shaww woww us away t-the stonye 
fwom t-the doow of t-the sepuwchwe? 16:4 And when they wooked, they saw 
that t-the stonye w-was wowwed (☆ω☆) a-away: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was vewy g-gweat. 

16:5 And entewing into t-the sepuwchwe, they saw a young man sitting on 
t-the wight side, cwothed in a wong white gawment; and they wewe 
a-affwighted. 

1-16:6 And he saith u-unto t-them, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot affwighted: Ye seek ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of 
Nyazaweth, which w-was c-cwucified: he is wisen; he is nyot hewe: (x_x)V b-behowd t-the 
pwace whewe they w-waid h-him. 

16:7 But go youw way, teww his discipwes and (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew that he goeth 
befowe you into Gawiwee: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww ye s-see him, as he said u-unto you. 

16:8 And they went out quickwy, and fwed fwom t-the sepuwchwe; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
twembwed and wewe (>_<) a-amazed: nyeithew said they any t-thing to any man; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they wewe afwaid. 

1-16:9 Nyow when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was wisen eawwy t-the fiwst day of t-the uWu w-week, he 
appeawed fiwst to (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye, out of whom he h-had cast seven 
deviws. 

1-16:10 And she went and towd t-them that h-had b-been with him, as they 
mouwnyed and wept. 

16:11 And they, when they h-had heawd that he w-was awive, and h-had b-been 
s-seen of hew, bewieved n-nyot. 

1-16:12 Aftew that he appeawed in anyothew f-fowm u-unto two of t-them, as they 
wawked, and went into t-the countwy. 

16:13 And they went and towd it u-unto t-the w-wesidue: nyeithew bewieved 
they them. 

1-16:14 Aftewwawd he appeawed u-unto t-the eweven as they sat a-at m-meat, and 
upbwaided t-them with theiw unbewief and hawdnyess of heawt, because they 
bewieved nyot t-them which h-had s-seen him aftew he w-was wisen. 

xDD 1-16:15 And he said u-unto t-them, Go ye into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowwd, and pweach t-the 
gospew to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cweatuwe. 

16:16 He that b-bewieveth and is baptized shaww be saved; but he that 
b-bewieveth nyot shaww be damnyed. 

1-16:17 And these signs shaww fowwow t-them that bewieve; In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame shaww 
they cast out deviws; they shaww speak with nyew (o^ ^o) t-tongues; 1-16:18 They 
shaww o(>ω<)o t-take up sewpents; and if they dwink any deadwy thing, it shaww 
nyot (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-them; they shaww way h-hands on t-the sick, and they shaww 
wecovew. 

16:19 S-So t-then aftew t-the Wowd h-had spoken u-unto t-them, he w-was weceived up 
into heaven, and sat on t-the wight hand of God. 

16:20 And they went fowth, and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe, t-the Wowd wowking 
with t-them, and confiwming t-the wowd with signs fowwowing. A-Amen. 




The Gospew Accowding to Saint Wuke 


1:1 Fowasmuch as many have taken in hand to s-set fowth in owdew a 
decwawation of those things which awe most suwewy bewieved among u-us, 
1:2 Even as they dewivewed t-them u-unto u-us, which fwom t-the beginnying wewe 
eyewitnyesses, and minyistews of t-the wowd; 1:3 I-It seemed g-good to m-me 
awso, h-having h-had pewfect undewstanding of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things fwom t-the vewy 
fiwst, to wwite u-unto thee in owdew, most excewwent Theophiwus, 1:4 
That t-thou mightest knyow t-the cewtainty of those things, whewein t-thou 
hast b-been instwucted. 

1:5 THEWE w-was in t-the days of Hewod, t-the king of Judaea, a c-cewtain 
pwiest nyamed Zachawias, of t-the couwse of Abia: and his wife w-was of t-the 
daughtews of Aawon, and hew nyame w-was ♡(｡- ω -) E-Ewisabeth. 

1-1:6 And they wewe both wighteous befowe G-God, wawking in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
c-commandments and owdinyances of t-the Wowd bwamewess. 

1:7 And they h-had nyo chiwd, because that Ewisabeth w-was bawwen, and they 
both wewe nyow w-weww s-stwicken in yeaws. 

1:8 And it came to pass, that whiwe he executed t-the pwiest's ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office 
befowe God in t-the owdew of his c-couwse, 1-1:9 Accowding to t-the custom of 
t-the pwiest's office, his wot w-was to buwn i-incense when he went into t-the 
tempwe of t-the Wowd. 

1:10 And t-the w-whowe muwtitude of t-the peopwe wewe pwaying without a-at t-the 
time of incense. 

1:11 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed u-unto him an angew of t-the Wowd standing on t-the 
wight side of t-the awtaw of incense. 

1:12 And when Z-Zachawias saw him, he w-was twoubwed, and f-feaw feww upon 
h-him. 

1:13 But t-the angew said u-unto him, Feaw nyot, Zachawias: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy pwayew 
is heawd; and thy wife Ewisabeth shaww beaw thee a son, and t-thou shawt 
caww his nyame John. 

1:14 And t-thou shawt have joy and gwadnyess; and many shaww wejoice a-at 
his biwth. 

1:15 Fow he shaww be gweat in t-the sight of t-the W-Wowd, and shaww dwink 
nyeithew winye (=`ω´=) n-nyow stwong dwink; and he shaww be fiwwed with t-the Howy 
Ghost, even fwom his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb. 

1:16 And many of t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew shaww he tuwn to t-the Wowd 
theiw God. 

1:17 And he shaww go befowe him in t-the spiwit and p-powew of E-Ewias, to 
tuwn t-the (x_x)V h-heawts of t-the f-fathews to t-the c-chiwdwen, and t-the disobedient to 
t-the wisdom of t-the just; to make weady a peopwe pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd. 

1:18 And Z-Zachawias said u-unto t-the angew, Wheweby shaww I knyow t-this? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
I am an o-owd ^.^ m-man, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife w-weww s-stwicken in yeaws. 

1:19 And t-the angew answewing said u-unto him, I am Gabwiew, that stand 
in t-the pwesence of God; and am sent to speak u-unto thee, and to s-shew 
thee these gwad tidings. 

1:20 And, b-behowd, t-thou shawt be dumb, and nyot abwe to speak, untiw t-the 
day that these things shaww be pewfowmed, because t-thou bewievest nyot 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, which shaww be fuwfiwwed in theiw s-season. 

1-1:21 And t-the peopwe waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Zachawias, and mawvewwed that he 
t-tawwied so wong in t-the tempwe. 

1:22 And when he came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, he couwd nyot speak u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and they 
pewceived that he h-had s-seen a vision in t-the tempwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he beckonyed 
u-unto t-them, and wemainyed s-speechwess. 

1:23 And it came to pass, that, as soon as t-the days of his 
m-minyistwation wewe a-accompwished, he depawted to his own house. 

1-1:24 And aftew those days his wife Ewisabeth conceived, and hid 
hewsewf five months, s-saying, 1:25 T-Thus hath t-the Wowd d-deawt with m-me in 
t-the days whewein he wooked on me, to o(>ω<)o t-take away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wepwoach among m-men. 

1:26 And in t-the sixth month t-the angew Gabwiew w-was sent fwom God u-unto a 
city of G-Gawiwee, nyamed Nyazaweth, 1:27 To a viwgin espoused to a man 
whose nyame w-was Joseph, of t-the house of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; and t-the viwgin's nyame 
w-was M-Mawy. 

1:28 And t-the angew came in u-unto hew, and said, H-Haiw, t-thou that awt 
(o_O)! h-highwy (=①ω①=) f-favouwed, t-the Wowd is with t-thee: bwessed awt t-thou among w-women. 

1:29 And when she saw him, she w-was twoubwed a-at his s-saying, and cast in 
hew mind what m-mannyew of sawutation this shouwd be. 

1:30 And t-the angew said u-unto hew, Feaw nyot, Mawy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast f-found 
favouw with God. 

1:31 And, b-behowd, t-thou shawt conceive in thy womb, and bwing fowth a 
son, and shawt caww his nyame JESUS. 

1:32 He shaww be g-gweat, and shaww be cawwed t-the S-Son of t-the H-Highest: 
and t-the Wowd God shaww g-give u-unto him t-the t-thwonye of his o(>ω<)o f-fathew David: 
1:33 And he shaww weign o-ovew t-the house of J-Jacob (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; and of his 
kingdom (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo end. 

1:34 T-Then said (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy u-unto t-the angew, How shaww this be, seeing I knyow 
nyot a man? 1:35 And t-the angew answewed and said u-unto hew, The Howy 
Ghost shaww come upon thee, and t-the p-powew of t-the Highest shaww 
ovewshadow t-thee: thewefowe awso that h-howy t-thing which shaww be bown of 
thee shaww be cawwed t-the S-Son of God. 

1:36 And, b-behowd, thy cousin (o･ω･o) E-Ewisabeth, she hath awso ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived a son 
in hew o-owd a-age: and this is t-the sixth month with hew, who w-was cawwed 
bawwen. 

(o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 Fow with God nyothing shaww be impossibwe. 

(^人^) 1-1:38 And (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy said, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the handmaid of t-the Wowd; be it u-unto m-me 
a-accowding to thy wowd. And t-the angew depawted fwom hew. 

1-1:39 And (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy awose in those days, and went into t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww c-countwy with 
haste, into a city of Juda; 1:40 And entewed into t-the house of 
Zachawias, and sawuted ♡(｡- ω -) E-Ewisabeth. 

1:41 And it came to pass, that, when Ewisabeth heawd t-the sawutation of 
Mawy, t-the babe w-weaped in hew womb; and Ewisabeth w-was fiwwed with t-the 
Howy Ghost: 1:42 And she spake out with a w-woud voice, and said, 
Bwessed awt t-thou among (*°▽°*) w-women, and bwessed is t-the fwuit of thy womb. 

1:43 And whence is this to me, that t-the mothew of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Wowd shouwd come 
to m-me? 1:44 Fow, wo, as soon as t-the voice of thy sawutation sounded 
in minye eaws, t-the babe w-weaped in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my womb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow j-joy. 

1-1:45 And bwessed is she that bewieved: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a 
pewfowmance of those things which wewe towd hew fwom t-the Wowd. 

1:46 And (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy said, My souw doth magnyify t-the W-Wowd, 1:47 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit 
hath w-wejoiced in God o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my S-Saviouw. 

1:48 Fow he hath wegawded t-the (T_T) *cries* w-wow estate of his h-handmaiden: fow, 
b-behowd, fwom hencefowth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww genyewations shaww caww m-me bwessed. 

1:49 Fow he that is mighty hath donye to m-me gweat things; and h-howy is 
his nyame. 

1:50 And his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy is on t-them that f-feaw him fwom genyewation to 
genyewation. 

1:51 He hath shewed stwength with his awm; he hath scattewed t-the pwoud 
in t-the imaginyation of theiw heawts. 

1:52 He hath put down t-the mighty fwom theiw seats, and exawted t-them of 
(T_T) *cries* w-wow d-degwee. 

1:53 He hath fiwwed t-the (・_・ヾ h-hungwy with g-good things; and t-the wich he hath 
sent empty away. 

(＞ｍ＜) *moans* 1-1:54 He hath howpen his sewvant I-Iswaew, in w-wemembwance of his m-mewcy; 
1:55 As he spake to ouw fathews, to A-Abwaham, and to his seed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1:56 And (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy abode with hew about thwee months, and wetuwnyed to hew 
own house. 

1:57 Nyow Ewisabeth's f-fuww time came that she shouwd be d-dewivewed; and 
she b-bwought fowth a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

1:58 And hew uWu n-nyeighbouws and hew cousins heawd how t-the Wowd h-had shewed 
gweat (´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon hew; and they w-wejoiced with hew. 

1:59 And it came to pass, that on t-the eighth day they came to 
ciwcumcise t-the chiwd; and they cawwed him Zachawias, aftew t-the nyame of 
his fathew. 

1-1:60 And his mothew answewed and said, Nyot so; but he shaww be cawwed 
John. 

(=`ω´=) 1-1:61 And they said u-unto hew, Thewe is nyonye of thy kindwed that is 
cawwed by this nyame. 

1:62 And they m-made signs to his fathew, how he w-wouwd have him cawwed. 

1:63 And he asked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a w-wwiting tabwe, and wwote, s-saying, His nyame is 
John. And they mawvewwed aww. 

1:64 And his mouth w-was openyed immediatewy, and his tongue woosed, and 
he spake, and pwaised God. 

1:65 And f-feaw came on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that d-dwewt (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about (=`ω´=) t-them: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
sayings wewe nyoised a-abwoad (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww c-countwy of Judaea. 

1:66 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that heawd t-them w-waid t-them up in theiw heawts, 
s-saying, What m-mannyew of c-chiwd shaww this be! And t-the hand of t-the Wowd 
w-was with h-him. 

1:67 And his o(>ω<)o f-fathew Z-Zachawias w-was fiwwed with t-the Howy Ghost, and 
(♡°▽°♡) p-pwophesied, s-saying, 1:68 Bwessed be t-the Wowd God of I-Iswaew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
hath v-visited and wedeemed his p-peopwe, 1:69 And hath waised up an (・_・ヾ h-hown 
of sawvation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us in t-the house of his sewvant (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; 1:70 As he 
spake by t-the mouth of his h-howy pwophets, which have b-been since t-the 
wowwd began: 1:71 That we shouwd be saved fwom ouw >_> e-enyemies, and fwom 
t-the hand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that hate us; 1:72 To pewfowm t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy pwomised to 
ouw fathews, and to (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew his h-howy c-covenyant; 1:73 The o-oath which he 
swawe to ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew A-Abwaham, 1-1:74 That he w-wouwd gwant u-unto u-us, that we 
being dewivewed out of t-the hand of ouw enyemies m-might sewve him without 
feaw, 1:75 In howinyess and wighteousnyess befowe him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the days of 
ouw wife. 

1:76 And thou, chiwd, shawt be cawwed t-the pwophet of t-the H-Highest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-thou shawt go befowe t-the f-face of t-the Wowd to p-pwepawe his w-ways; 1:77 To 
g-give k-knyowwedge of sawvation u-unto his peopwe by t-the wemission of theiw 
sins, 1:78 Thwough t-the tendew (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of ouw God; wheweby t-the dayspwing 
fwom on high hath v-visited u-us, 1-1:79 To g-give wight to t-them that sit in 
dawknyess and in t-the shadow of d-death, to guide ouw feet into t-the w-way of 
p-peace. 

1:80 And t-the c-chiwd gwew, and (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed stwong in spiwit, and w-was in t-the 
desewts tiww t-the day of his shewing u-unto Iswaew. 

2:1 And it came to pass in those days, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out a decwee 
fwom Caesaw Augustus that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowwd shouwd be t-taxed. 

2:2 (-(And this taxing w-was fiwst m-made when Cywenyius w-was govewnyow of 
Sywia.) 2-2:3 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww went to be taxed, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye into his own city. 

2:4 And Joseph awso went up fwom G-Gawiwee, out of t-the city of Nyazaweth, 
into Judaea, u-unto t-the city of D-David, which is cawwed Bethwehem; 
(because he w-was of t-the house and winyeage of David:) 2-2:5 To be taxed 
with (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy his espoused wife, being gweat with chiwd. 

2:6 And so it was, that, whiwe they wewe thewe, t-the days wewe 
(♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished that she shouwd be dewivewed. 

2-2:7 And she b-bwought fowth hew fiwstbown son, and wwapped him in 
s-swaddwing cwothes, and w-waid him in a mangew; because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo woom 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them in t-the inn. 

2:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe in t-the same c-countwy shephewds (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding in t-the fiewd, 
keeping watch o-ovew theiw fwock by nyight. 

2-2:9 And, wo, t-the angew of t-the Wowd came upon t-them, and t-the gwowy of 
t-the Wowd shonye (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about (=`ω´=) t-them: and they wewe sowe afwaid. 

2:10 And t-the angew said u-unto t-them, Feaw nyot: fow, b-behowd, I bwing you 
g-good tidings of gweat joy, which shaww be to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe. 

2-2:11 Fow u-unto you is bown this day in t-the city of David a Saviouw, 
which is Chwist t-the Wowd. 

2:12 And this shaww be a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto you; Ye shaww f-find t-the babe wwapped 
in s-swaddwing cwothes, wying in a mangew. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And suddenwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was with t-the angew a muwtitude of t-the heavenwy 
\(★ω★)/ h-host pwaising G-God, and s-saying, 2:14 Gwowy to God in t-the highest, and 
on eawth p-peace, g-good wiww towawd m-men. 

2:15 And it came to pass, as t-the angews wewe gonye away fwom t-them into 
heaven, t-the shephewds said onye to anyothew, Wet us nyow go even u-unto 
Bethwehem, and s-see this t-thing which is come to pass, which t-the Wowd 
hath m-made knyown u-unto us. 

2:16 And they came with haste, and f-found Mawy, and Joseph, and t-the 
babe wying in a mangew. 

2:17 And when they h-had s-seen it, they m-made knyown a-abwoad t-the saying 
which w-was towd t-them c-concewnying this chiwd. 

2:18 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that heawd it wondewed a-at those things which wewe 
towd t-them by t-the shephewds. 

2:19 But (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy kept (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, and pondewed t-them in hew heawt. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And t-the shephewds wetuwnyed, gwowifying and pwaising God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the things that they h-had heawd and seen, as it w-was towd u-unto them. 

2:21 And when eight days wewe (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ciwcumcising of t-the 
chiwd, his nyame w-was cawwed JESUS, which w-was so nyamed of t-the angew 
befowe he w-was ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived in t-the womb. 

2:22 And when t-the days of hew puwification a-accowding to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of 
Moses wewe a-accompwished, they b-bwought him to J-Jewusawem, to pwesent him 
to t-the Wowd; 2:23 (As it is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the WOWD, Evewy m-mawe 
that openyeth t-the womb shaww be cawwed h-howy to t-the Wowd;) 2:24 And to 
offew a sacwifice a-accowding to that which is said in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the 
W-Wowd, A-A paiw of tuwtwedoves, ow two young pigeons. 

2:25 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man in J-Jewusawem, whose nyame w-was Simeon; 
and t-the same man w-was just and devout, waiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the consowation of 
Iswaew: and t-the Howy Ghost w-was upon h-him. 

2:26 And it w-was weveawed u-unto him by t-the Howy Ghost, that he shouwd 
nyot s-see d-death, befowe he h-had s-seen t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's (T_T) C-Chwist. 

(^ω~) 2-2:27 And he came by t-the Spiwit into t-the tempwe: and when t-the p-pawents 
b-bwought in t-the c-chiwd Jesus, to (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him aftew t-the custom of t-the w-waw, 
2:28 T-Then took he him up in his awms, and bwessed G-God, and said, 2:29 
W-Wowd, nyow wettest t-thou thy sewvant depawt in p-peace, a-accowding to thy 
wowd: 2:30 Fow minye eyes have s-seen thy sawvation, 2:31 W-Which t-thou hast 
pwepawed befowe t-the f-face of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww peopwe; 2:32 A-A wight to wighten t-the 
G-Gentiwes, and t-the gwowy of thy peopwe Iswaew. 

2:33 And Joseph and his mothew mawvewwed a-at those things which wewe 
spoken of h-him. 

2:34 And S-Simeon bwessed t-them, and said u-unto (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy his mothew, Behowd, 
this c-chiwd is s-set (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the faww and wising again of many in I-Iswaew; and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a (*´▽`*) s-sign which shaww be spoken a-against; 2:35 (Yea, a s-swowd shaww 
(-ω-、) p-piewce thwough thy own souw awso,) that t-the thoughts of many (x_x)V h-heawts 
may be w-weveawed. 

2:36 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was onye Annya, a pwophetess, t-the daughtew of P-Phanyuew, of 
t-the twibe of A-Asew: she w-was of a gweat (￣ω￣) a-age, and h-had w-wived with an 
h-husband seven yeaws fwom hew (＃￣ω￣) v-viwginyity; 2:37 And she w-was a widow of 
about fouwscowe and fouw yeaws, which depawted nyot fwom t-the t-tempwe, 
but sewved God with fastings and pwayews nyight and d-day. 

2:38 And she coming in that instant gave thanks wikewise u-unto t-the 
W-Wowd, and spake of him to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ~(>_<~) w-wedemption in 
Jewusawem. 

2-2:39 And when they h-had ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things a-accowding to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of 
t-the W-Wowd, they wetuwnyed into G-Gawiwee, to theiw own city Nyazaweth. 

2:40 And t-the c-chiwd gwew, and (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed stwong in spiwit, fiwwed with 
w-wisdom: and t-the gwace of God w-was upon h-him. 

2-2:41 Nyow his p-pawents went to Jewusawem {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy yeaw a-at t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the 
passovew. 

2:42 And when he w-was twewve yeaws o-owd, they went up to Jewusawem aftew 
t-the custom of t-the feast. 

2:43 And when they h-had fuwfiwwed t-the days, as they wetuwnyed, t-the c-chiwd 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-tawwied behind in Jewusawem; and Joseph and his mothew knyew nyot 
of it. 

2:44 But they, supposing him to have b-been in t-the company, went a day's 
jouwnyey; and they sought him among theiw kinsfowk and a-acquaintance. 

2:45 And when they f-found him nyot, they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed back again to J-Jewusawem, 
seeking h-him. 

2-2:46 And it came to pass, that aftew thwee days they f-found him in t-the 
t-tempwe, sitting in t-the m-midst of t-the doctows, both heawing t-them, and 
asking t-them questions. 

2-2:47 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that heawd him wewe astonyished a-at his undewstanding and 
a-answews. 

2:48 And when they saw him, they wewe (>_<) a-amazed: and his mothew said u-unto 
him, Son, why hast t-thou thus d-deawt with us? b-behowd, thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and I 
have sought thee s-sowwowing. 

2:49 And he said u-unto t-them, How is it that ye sought m-me? w-wist ye nyot 
that I (* ^ ω ^) m-must be about o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's ต(=ω=)ต b-businyess? 2:50 And they undewstood 
nyot t-the saying which he spake u-unto them. 

2:51 And he went down with t-them, and came to Nyazaweth, and w-was subject 
u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: but his mothew kept (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these sayings in hew heawt. 

2:52 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus incweased in wisdom and statuwe, and in favouw with God 
and m-man. 

3-3:1 Nyow in t-the f-fifteenth yeaw of t-the weign of T-Tibewius Caesaw, P-Pontius 
Piwate being govewnyow of Judaea, and Hewod being tetwawch of G-Gawiwee, 
and his b-bwothew Phiwip tetwawch of Ituwaea and of t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion of 
Twachonyitis, and Wysanyias t-the tetwawch of Abiwenye, 3:2 Annyas and 
Caiaphas being t-the high p-pwiests, t-the wowd of God came u-unto (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the 
son of Z-Zachawias in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

3-3:3 And he came into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy about Jowdan, pweaching t-the 
baptism of wepentance (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemission of sins; 3:4 As it is wwitten 
in t-the book of t-the w-wowds of Esaias t-the pwophet, s-saying, The voice of 
onye cwying in t-the wiwdewnyess, Pwepawe ye t-the w-way of t-the W-Wowd, make his 
paths stwaight. 

3:5 Evewy vawwey shaww be fiwwed, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mountain and (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww shaww be 
b-bwought w-wow; and t-the cwooked shaww be m-made (＃￣ω￣) s-stwaight, and t-the wough 
ways shaww be m-made smooth; 3-3:6 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh shaww s-see t-the sawvation 
of God. 

3:7 T-Then said he to t-the muwtitude that came fowth to be baptized of 
him, O-O genyewation of vipews, who hath wawnyed you to fwee fwom t-the 
wwath to come? 3:8 Bwing fowth thewefowe fwuits wowthy of wepentance, 
and b-begin nyot to say within youwsewves, We have A-Abwaham to ouw fathew: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I say u-unto y-you, That God is abwe of these s-stonyes to w-waise up 
chiwdwen u-unto (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

3-3:9 And nyow awso t-the a-axe is w-waid u-unto t-the woot of t-the t-twees: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
twee thewefowe which bwingeth nyot fowth g-good fwuit is hewn down, and 
cast into t-the fiwe. 

3:10 And t-the peopwe asked him, s-saying, What shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do then? 3:11 He 
answeweth and saith u-unto t-them, He that hath two c-coats, wet him impawt 
to him that hath nyonye; and he that hath m-meat, wet him (^-^*)/ d-do wikewise. 

3:12 T-Then came awso pubwicans to be b-baptized, and said u-unto him, 
Mastew, what shaww we do? 3:13 And he said u-unto t-them, Exact nyo mowe 
than that which is appointed you. 

3:14 And t-the sowdiews wikewise demanded of him, s-saying, And what shaww 
we do? And he said u-unto t-them, Do viowence to nyo ^.^ m-man, nyeithew a-accuse 
any fawsewy; and be content with youw (/ =ω=)/ w-wages. 

3:15 And as t-the peopwe wewe in expectation, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men mused in theiw 
(x_x)V h-heawts of John, whethew he wewe t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, ow n-nyot; 3:16 (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John 
answewed, saying u-unto t-them a-aww, I indeed b-baptize you with watew; but 
onye mightiew than I cometh, t-the watchet of whose shoes I am nyot wowthy 
to unwoose: he shaww b-baptize you with t-the Howy Ghost and with fiwe: 
3:17 Whose fan is in his hand, and he wiww thwoughwy puwge his f-fwoow, 
and wiww gathew t-the wheat into his g-gawnyew; but t-the chaff he wiww buwn 
with fiwe unquenchabwe. 

3:18 And many othew things in his exhowtation (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached he u-unto t-the 
peopwe. 

3:19 But Hewod t-the tetwawch, being wepwoved by him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Hewodias his 
b-bwothew Phiwip's wife, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eviws which Hewod h-had donye, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Added (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet this a-above a-aww, that he s-shut up (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John in pwison. 

3:21 Nyow when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe b-baptized, it came to pass, that 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus awso being b-baptized, and pwaying, t-the heaven w-was openyed, 3-3:22 
And t-the Howy Ghost descended in a b-bodiwy shape w-wike a dove upon him, 
and a voice came fwom heaven, which said, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved Son; in 
thee I am w-weww pweased. 

3:23 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus himsewf began to be about thiwty yeaws of (￣ω￣) a-age, being 
(as w-was s-supposed) t-the son of Joseph, which w-was t-the son of (--_--) *leans over* H-Hewi, 3:24 
W-Which w-was t-the son of Matthat, which w-was t-the son of Wevi, which w-was t-the 
son of Mewchi, which w-was t-the son of Jannya, which w-was t-the son of 
Joseph, (＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 W-Which w-was t-the son of Mattathias, which w-was t-the son of 
♡(｡- ω -) A-Amos, which w-was t-the son of Nyaum, which w-was t-the son of Eswi, which w-was 
t-the son of Nyagge, 3:26 W-Which w-was t-the son of Maath, which w-was t-the son 
of Mattathias, which w-was t-the son of (=`ω´=) S-Semei, which w-was t-the son of 
Joseph, which w-was t-the son of Juda, 3-3:27 W-Which w-was t-the son of Joannya, 
which w-was t-the son of Whesa, which w-was t-the son of Zowobabew, which w-was 
t-the son of S-Sawathiew, which w-was t-the son of Nyewi, 3:28 W-Which w-was t-the 
son of Mewchi, which w-was t-the son of Addi, which w-was t-the son of Cosam, 
which w-was t-the son of Ewmodam, which w-was t-the son of Ew, 3-3:29 W-Which w-was 
t-the son of Jose, which w-was t-the son of Ewiezew, which w-was t-the son of 
Jowim, which w-was t-the son of Matthat, which w-was t-the son of Wevi, 3:30 
W-Which w-was t-the son of S-Simeon, which w-was t-the son of Juda, which w-was t-the 
son of Joseph, which w-was t-the son of Jonyan, which w-was t-the son of 
;;w;; E-Ewiakim, 3:31 W-Which w-was t-the son of M-Mewea, which w-was t-the son of {{ (>_<) }} *hugs tightly* M-Menyan, 
which w-was t-the son of UwU M-Mattatha, which w-was t-the son of Nyathan, which w-was 
t-the son of D-David, 3:32 W-Which w-was t-the son of Jesse, which w-was t-the son 
of Obed, which w-was t-the son of Booz, which w-was t-the son of Sawmon, which 
w-was t-the son of Nyaasson, 3:33 W-Which w-was t-the son of A-Aminyadab, which w-was 
t-the son of Awam, which w-was t-the son of Eswom, which w-was t-the son of 
P-Phawes, which w-was t-the son of Juda, 3:34 W-Which w-was t-the son of Jacob, 
which w-was t-the son of Isaac, which w-was t-the son of A-Abwaham, which w-was 
t-the son of T-Thawa, which w-was t-the son of Nyachow, 3:35 W-Which w-was t-the son 
of Sawuch, which w-was t-the son of Wagau, which w-was t-the son of Phawec, 
which w-was t-the son of Hebew, which w-was t-the son of Sawa, 3:36 W-Which w-was 
t-the son of Cainyan, which w-was t-the son of Awphaxad, which w-was t-the son of 
Sem, which w-was t-the son of Nyoe, which w-was t-the son of Wamech, 3:37 W-Which 
w-was t-the son of Mathusawa, which w-was t-the son of Enyoch, which w-was t-the 
son of Jawed, which w-was t-the son of Maweweew, which w-was t-the son of 
Cainyan, 3-3:38 W-Which w-was t-the son of Enyos, which w-was t-the son of Seth, 
which w-was t-the son of Adam, which w-was t-the son of God. 

4:1 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus being f-fuww of t-the Howy Ghost wetuwnyed fwom Jowdan, and 
w-was w-wed by t-the Spiwit into t-the wiwdewnyess, 4-4:2 Being f-fowty days 
tempted of t-the deviw. And in those days he did e-eat nyothing: and when 
they wewe ended, he aftewwawd hungewed. 

4:3 And t-the deviw said u-unto him, If t-thou be t-the S-Son of G-God, command 
this stonye that it be m-made bwead. 

4-4:4 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed him, s-saying, I-It is wwitten, That man shaww nyot 
wive by bwead awonye, but by {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowd of God. 

4-4:5 And t-the deviw, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed u-unto 
him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of t-the wowwd in a moment of ^w^ t-time. 

4:6 And t-the deviw said u-unto him, Aww this p-powew wiww I g-give thee, and 
t-the gwowy of (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is dewivewed u-unto m-me; and to w-whomsoevew I 
wiww I g-give it. 

4:7 If t-thou thewefowe wiwt w-wowship me, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww be thinye. 

4-4:8 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, T-Thou shawt w-wowship t-the Wowd thy G-God, and him onwy 
shawt t-thou sewve. 

4:9 And he b-bwought him to J-Jewusawem, and s-set him on a pinnyacwe of t-the 
t-tempwe, and said u-unto him, If t-thou be t-the S-Son of G-God, cast t-thysewf 
down fwom hence: 4:10 Fow it is wwitten, He shaww g-give his angews 
chawge o-ovew thee, to keep t-thee: 4:11 And in theiw h-hands they shaww 
beaw thee up, west a-at any time t-thou dash thy foot against a stonye. 

4:12 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto him, I-It is said, T-Thou shawt nyot 
t-tempt t-the Wowd thy God. 

4:13 And when t-the deviw h-had ended (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the t-temptation, he depawted fwom 
him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-season. 

4:14 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wetuwnyed in t-the p-powew of t-the Spiwit into Gawiwee: and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out a f-fame of him thwough (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

4:15 And he taught in theiw synyagogues, being gwowified of aww. 

4:16 And he came to Nyazaweth, whewe he h-had b-been b-bwought up: and, as 
his custom was, he went into t-the synyagogue on t-the sabbath day, and 
s-stood up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to wead. 

4:17 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was dewivewed u-unto him t-the book of t-the pwophet E-Esaias. 
And when he h-had openyed t-the b-book, he f-found t-the pwace whewe it w-was 
wwitten, 4-4:18 The Spiwit of t-the Wowd is upon me, because he hath 
anyointed m-me to pweach t-the gospew to t-the poow; he hath sent m-me to heaw 
t-the bwokenheawted, to pweach dewivewance to t-the captives, and 
w-wecovewing of sight to t-the bwind, to s-set a-at w-wibewty t-them that awe 
bwuised, 4:19 To pweach t-the acceptabwe yeaw of t-the Wowd. 

4:20 And he cwosed t-the b-book, and he gave it again to t-the minyistew, and 
sat down. And t-the eyes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that wewe in t-the synyagogue wewe 
(o-_-o) f-fastenyed on h-him. 

4:21 And he began to say u-unto t-them, This day is this scwiptuwe 
fuwfiwwed in youw eaws. 

4:22 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bawe him witnyess, and wondewed a-at t-the gwacious w-wowds 
which p-pwoceeded out of his mouth. And they said, Is nyot this Joseph's 
son? 4:23 And he said u-unto t-them, Ye wiww suwewy say u-unto m-me this 
pwovewb, Physician, heaw thysewf: whatsoevew we have heawd donye in 
C-Capewnyaum, (^-^*)/ d-do awso hewe in thy countwy. 

4:24 And he said, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, N-Nyo pwophet is accepted in his 
own countwy. 

4:25 But I teww you of a twuth, many widows wewe in Iswaew in t-the days 
of E-Ewias, when t-the heaven w-was s-shut up thwee yeaws and six months, when 
gweat faminye w-was (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand; 4:26 But u-unto nyonye of t-them 
w-was Ewias sent, s-save u-unto Sawepta, a city of S-Sidon, u-unto a woman that 
w-was a widow. 

4:27 And many wepews wewe in Iswaew in t-the time of (o^ ^o)/ E-Ewiseus t-the 
pwophet; and nyonye of t-them w-was cweansed, saving (^人^) N-Nyaaman t-the Sywian. 

4:28 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they in t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, when they heawd these things, wewe 
fiwwed with wwath, 4:29 And w-wose up, and thwust him out of t-the city, 
and w-wed him u-unto t-the bwow of t-the (＃`Д´) *looks at you* h-hiww wheweon theiw city w-was buiwt, 
that they m-might cast him down headwong. 

4:30 But he p-passing thwough t-the m-midst of t-them went his way, 4-4:31 And 
came down to C-Capewnyaum, a city of G-Gawiwee, and taught t-them on t-the 
sabbath days. 

4:32 And they wewe astonyished a-at his doctwinye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wowd w-was with 
powew. 

4:33 And in t-the synyagogue (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a ^.^ m-man, which h-had a spiwit of an 
uncwean deviw, and cwied out with a w-woud voice, 4:34 Saying, Wet us 
awonye; what have we to (^-^*)/ d-do with thee, t-thou ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of N-Nyazaweth? awt t-thou 
come to d-destwoy us? I knyow thee who t-thou awt; t-the Howy Onye of God. 

4:35 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus webuked him, s-saying, Howd thy p-peace, and come out of 
h-him. 

And when t-the deviw h-had thwown him in t-the midst, he came out of him, 
and (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt him n-nyot. 

4:36 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww amazed, and spake among themsewves, s-saying, 
What a wowd is this! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with a-authowity and p-powew he commandeth t-the 
uncwean s-spiwits, and they come ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

4:37 And t-the f-fame of him went out into {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace of t-the c-countwy 
(o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

4-4:38 And he awose out of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and entewed into Simon's 
house. 

And Simon's w-wife's mothew w-was taken with a gweat fevew; and they 
besought him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew. 

(*^‿^*) 4-4:39 And he s-stood o-ovew hew, and webuked t-the fevew; and it weft hew: 
and immediatewy she awose and minyistewed u-unto them. 

4:40 Nyow when t-the sun w-was setting, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that h-had any sick with 
divews diseases b-bwought t-them u-unto h-him; and he w-waid his h-hands on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye of t-them, and heawed them. 

4:41 And deviws awso came out of many, cwying (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and s-saying, T-Thou 
awt Chwist t-the S-Son of God. And he webuking t-them suffewed t-them nyot to 
speak: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they knyew that he w-was (T_T) C-Chwist. 

4-4:42 And when it w-was day, he depawted and went into a desewt p-pwace: 
and t-the peopwe sought him, and came u-unto him, and stayed him, that he 
shouwd nyot depawt fwom them. 

4:43 And he said u-unto t-them, I (* ^ ω ^) m-must pweach t-the kingdom of God to othew 
c-cities awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thewefowe am I sent. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 4-4:44 And he (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached in t-the synyagogues of Gawiwee. 

5:1 And it came to pass, that, as t-the peopwe pwessed upon him to h-heaw 
t-the wowd of G-God, he s-stood by t-the wake of G-Gennyesawet, 5-5:2 And saw two 
s-ships standing by t-the wake: but t-the fishewmen wewe gonye out of t-them, 
and wewe washing theiw nyets. 

5:3 And he entewed into onye of t-the s-ships, which w-was Simon's, and 
pwayed him that he w-wouwd thwust out a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fwom t-the wand. And he sat 
down, and taught t-the peopwe out of t-the ship. 

5:4 Nyow when he h-had weft s-speaking, he said u-unto Simon, W-Waunch out into 
t-the deep, and wet down youw nyets (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a d-dwaught. 

5:5 And Simon answewing said u-unto him, Mastew, we have t-toiwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
nyight, and have taken nyothing: nyevewthewess a-at thy wowd I wiww wet 
down t-the nyet. 

5:6 And when they h-had this donye, they incwosed a gweat muwtitude of 
fishes: and theiw nyet bwake. 

5:7 And they beckonyed u-unto theiw pawtnyews, which wewe in t-the othew 
ship, that they shouwd come and hewp them. And they came, and fiwwed 
both t-the s-ships, so that they began to s-sink. 

5:8 When Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saw it, he feww down a-at J-Jesus' knyees, s-saying, 
Depawt fwom m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am a s-sinfuw ^.^ m-man, O-O Wowd. 

5:9 Fow he w-was astonyished, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe with him, a-at t-the dwaught 
of t-the fishes which they h-had taken: 5:10 And so w-was awso James, and 
John, t-the sons of Zebedee, which wewe pawtnyews with S-Simon. And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
said u-unto Simon, Feaw n-nyot; fwom hencefowth t-thou shawt catch m-men. 

5:11 And when they h-had b-bwought theiw s-ships to wand, they fowsook a-aww, 
and f-fowwowed h-him. 

5:12 And it came to pass, when he w-was in a c-cewtain city, (x_x)V b-behowd a man 
f-fuww of wepwosy: who seeing ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus feww on his face, and besought him, 
s-saying, W-Wowd, if t-thou wiwt, t-thou c-canst make m-me cwean. 

5-5:13 And he put fowth his hand, and touched him, s-saying, I (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wiww: be 
t-thou cwean. And immediatewy t-the wepwosy depawted fwom h-him. 

5:14 And he c-chawged him to teww nyo man: but go, and s-shew t-thysewf to 
t-the pwiest, and offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy c-cweansing, a-accowding as Moses commanded, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony u-unto them. 

5:15 But so m-much t-the mowe went (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a f-fame a-abwoad of him: and gweat 
m-muwtitudes came togethew to h-heaw, and to be heawed by him of theiw 
infiwmities. 

5:16 And he w-withdwew himsewf into t-the wiwdewnyess, and pwayed. 

5:17 And it came to pass on a c-cewtain day, as he w-was t-teaching, that 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe (^ω~) P-Phawisees and doctows of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw sitting by, which wewe 
come out of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-town of G-Gawiwee, and Judaea, and Jewusawem: and t-the 
p-powew of t-the Wowd w-was pwesent to heaw them. 

5:18 And, b-behowd, men b-bwought in a b-bed a man which w-was taken with a 
pawsy: and they sought means to bwing him in, and to way him befowe 
h-him. 

5:19 And when they couwd nyot f-find by what w-way they m-might bwing him in 
because of t-the muwtitude, they went upon t-the housetop, and wet him 
down thwough t-the t-tiwing with his couch into t-the m-midst befowe Jesus. 

5:20 And when he saw theiw faith, he said u-unto him, Man, thy s-sins awe 
fowgiven thee. 

5:21 And t-the scwibes and t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees began to weason, s-saying, Who is 
this which s-speaketh bwasphemies? Who c-can fowgive sins, but God a-awonye? 
5:22 But when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus pewceived theiw thoughts, he answewing said u-unto 
t-them, What w-weason ye in youw heawts? 5:23 Whethew is easiew, to say, 
Thy s-sins be fowgiven thee; ow to say, Wise up and wawk? 5-5:24 But that 
ye may knyow that t-the S-Son of man hath p-powew upon eawth to fowgive sins, 
(-(he said u-unto t-the sick of t-the pawsy,) I say u-unto thee, Awise, and o(>ω<)o t-take 
up thy couch, and go into thinye house. 

5:25 And immediatewy he w-wose up befowe t-them, and took up that wheweon 
he way, and depawted to his own h-house, gwowifying God. 

5:26 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww amazed, and they gwowified G-God, and wewe fiwwed 
with feaw, s-saying, We have s-seen s-stwange things to d-day. 

5:27 And aftew these things he went fowth, and saw a pubwican, nyamed 
Wevi, sitting a-at t-the weceipt of custom: and he said u-unto him, Fowwow 
me. 

5:28 And he weft a-aww, w-wose up, and f-fowwowed h-him. 

5-5:29 And Wevi m-made him a gweat (♡°▽°♡) f-feast in his own house: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a 
gweat company of pubwicans and of othews that sat down with them. 

5:30 But theiw scwibes and (^ω~) P-Phawisees (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed against his discipwes, 
s-saying, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye e-eat and dwink with pubwicans and sinnyews? 5:31 And 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto t-them, They that awe w-whowe nyeed nyot a 
physician; but they that awe s-sick. 

5-5:32 I came nyot to caww t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, but sinnyews to wepentance. 

5:33 And they said u-unto him, Why (^-^*)/ d-do t-the discipwes of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John fast o-often, 
and make pwayews, and wikewise t-the discipwes of t-the Phawisees; but 
thinye e-eat and dwink? 5-5:34 And he said u-unto t-them, Can ye make t-the 
chiwdwen of t-the b-bwidechambew fast, whiwe t-the bwidegwoom is with them? 
5:35 But t-the days wiww come, when t-the bwidegwoom shaww be taken away 
fwom t-them, and t-then shaww they fast in those days. 

5:36 And he spake awso a pawabwe u-unto t-them; N-Nyo man putteth a piece of 
a nyew gawment upon an o-owd; if othewwise, t-then both t-the nyew m-maketh a 
went, and t-the piece that w-was taken out of t-the nyew agweeth nyot with t-the 
owd. 

5:37 And nyo man putteth nyew winye into o-owd bottwes; ewse t-the nyew winye 
wiww buwst t-the bottwes, and be spiwwed, and t-the bottwes shaww pewish. 

5:38 But nyew winye (* ^ ω ^) m-must be put into nyew bottwes; and both awe 
pwesewved. 

5:39 N-Nyo man awso h-having dwunk o-owd winye stwaightway desiweth nyew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
he saith, The o-owd is bettew. 

6-6:1 And it came to pass on t-the second sabbath aftew t-the fiwst, that he 
went thwough t-the cown fiewds; and his discipwes p-pwucked t-the eaws of 
cown, and did eat, wubbing t-them in theiw hands. 

6:2 And c-cewtain of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees said u-unto t-them, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye that which 
is nyot wawfuw to (^-^*)/ d-do on t-the sabbath days? 6:3 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing t-them 
said, H-Have ye nyot wead so m-much as this, what David did, when himsewf 
w-was an hungwed, and they which wewe with h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 How he went into t-the 
house of G-God, and did o(>ω<)o t-take and e-eat t-the shewbwead, and gave awso to 
t-them that wewe with h-him; which it is nyot wawfuw to e-eat but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
pwiests a-awonye? 6:5 And he said u-unto t-them, That t-the S-Son of man is Wowd 
awso of t-the sabbath. 

6:6 And it came to pass awso on anyothew sabbath, that he entewed into 
t-the synyagogue and taught: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man whose wight hand w-was 
withewed. 

6:7 And t-the scwibes and (^ω~) P-Phawisees watched him, whethew he w-wouwd heaw 
on t-the sabbath >_> d-day; that they m-might f-find an accusation against h-him. 

6:8 But he knyew theiw thoughts, and said to t-the man which h-had t-the 
withewed hand, Wise up, and stand fowth in t-the midst. And he awose and 
s-stood f-fowth. 

6:9 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them, I wiww ask you onye thing; Is it wawfuw 
on t-the sabbath days to (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, ow to (^-^*)/ d-do eviw? to s-save w-wife, ow to 
d-destwoy it? 6:10 And wooking (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about upon t-them a-aww, he said u-unto 
t-the ^.^ m-man, Stwetch fowth thy ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. And he did so: and his hand w-was 
westowed w-whowe as t-the o-othew. 

6:11 And they wewe fiwwed with madnyess; and communyed onye with anyothew 
what they m-might (^-^*)/ d-do to Jesus. 

6:12 And it came to pass in those days, that he went out into a 
mountain to (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, and continyued (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyight in pwayew to God. 

6:13 And when it w-was day, he cawwed u-unto him his d-discipwes: and of 
t-them he chose twewve, whom awso he nyamed apostwes; 6:14 Simon, (whom 
he awso nyamed Petew,) and A-Andwew his bwothew, James and John, Phiwip 
and Bawthowomew, 6:15 Matthew and Thomas, James t-the son of A-Awphaeus, 
and Simon cawwed Z-Zewotes, (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas t-the b-bwothew of James, and 
(＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, which awso w-was t-the (ノωヽ) t-twaitow. 

6-6:17 And he came down with t-them, and s-stood in t-the pwain, and t-the 
company of his discipwes, and a gweat muwtitude of peopwe out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Judaea and J-Jewusawem, and fwom t-the sea coast of T-Tywe and S-Sidon, which 
came to h-heaw him, and to be heawed of theiw diseases; 6:18 And they 
that wewe vexed with uncwean spiwits: and they wewe heawed. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And t-the w-whowe muwtitude sought to touch him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went 
viwtue out of him, and heawed t-them aww. 

6:20 And he w-wifted up his eyes on his discipwes, and said, Bwessed be 
ye poow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (☆▽☆) y-youws is t-the kingdom of God. 

6:21 Bwessed awe ye that h-hungew nyow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww be fiwwed. Bwessed 
awe ye that weep nyow: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww waugh. 

6:22 Bwessed awe ye, when men shaww hate y-you, and when they shaww 
sepawate you fwom theiw company, and shaww wepwoach y-you, and cast out 
youw nyame as eviw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the S-Son of man's sake. 

6:23 Wejoice ye in that day, and weap (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy: fow, b-behowd, youw 
wewawd is gweat in heaven: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-the w-wike m-mannyew did theiw f-fathews 
u-unto t-the pwophets. 

6:24 But (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto you that awe wich! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have weceived youw 
consowation. 

6:25 Woe u-unto you that awe f-fuww! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww hungew. Woe u-unto you 
that waugh nyow! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww m-mouwn and w-weep. 

6:26 Woe u-unto y-you, when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men shaww speak w-weww of you! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so did 
theiw f-fathews to t-the f-fawse pwophets. 

6:27 But I say u-unto you which h-heaw, Wove youw >_> e-enyemies, (^-^*)/ d-do g-good to t-them 
which hate y-you, 6:28 Bwess t-them that (O_O;) c-cuwse y-you, and p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them 
which despitefuwwy use you. 

6:29 And u-unto him that smiteth thee on t-the onye cheek offew awso t-the 
othew; and him that taketh away thy cwoak fowbid nyot to o(>ω<)o t-take thy coat 
awso. 

6:30 Give to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that asketh of thee; and of him that taketh 
away thy goods ask t-them nyot again. 

6:31 And as ye w-wouwd that men shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do to y-you, (^-^*)/ d-do ye awso to t-them 
wikewise. 

6:32 Fow if ye wove t-them which wove y-you, what thank have ye? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
sinnyews awso wove those that wove them. 

6:33 And if ye (^-^*)/ d-do g-good to t-them which (^-^*)/ d-do g-good to y-you, what thank have 
ye? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sinnyews awso (^-^*)/ d-do even t-the same. 

6-6:34 And if ye wend to t-them of whom ye hope to weceive, what thank 
have ye? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sinnyews awso wend to sinnyews, to weceive as m-much again. 

6-6:35 But wove ye youw >_> e-enyemies, and (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, and wend, hoping (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
nyothing a-again; and youw wewawd shaww be g-gweat, and ye shaww be t-the 
chiwdwen of t-the H-Highest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is kind u-unto t-the unthankfuw and to t-the 
\(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

6:36 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye thewefowe m-mewcifuw, as youw Fathew awso is m-mewcifuw. 

6:37 Judge nyot, and ye shaww nyot be judged: c-condemn nyot, and ye shaww 
nyot be c-condemnyed: fowgive, and ye shaww be fowgiven: 6-6:38 Give, and it 
shaww be given u-unto you; g-good m-measuwe, pwessed down, and shaken 
togethew, and wunnying ovew, shaww men g-give into youw bosom. Fow with 
t-the same measuwe that ye mete withaw it shaww be measuwed to you 
again. 

6:39 And he spake a pawabwe u-unto t-them, Can t-the bwind wead t-the b-bwind? 
shaww they nyot both faww into t-the ditch? 6:40 The discipwe is nyot 
a-above his mastew: but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is pewfect shaww be as his 
mastew. 

6:41 And why behowdest t-thou t-the mote that is in thy bwothew's eye, but 
pewceivest nyot t-the b-beam that is in thinye own eye? 6-6:42 Eithew how 
c-canst t-thou say to thy bwothew, Bwothew, wet m-me puww out t-the mote that 
is in thinye eye, when t-thou t-thysewf behowdest nyot t-the b-beam that is in 
thinye own eye? T-Thou hypocwite, cast out fiwst t-the b-beam out of thinye 
own eye, and t-then shawt t-thou s-see cweawwy to puww out t-the mote that is 
in thy bwothew's eye. 

6:43 Fow a g-good twee bwingeth nyot fowth cowwupt fwuit; nyeithew doth a 
cowwupt twee bwing fowth g-good fwuit. 

6:44 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy twee is knyown by his own fwuit. Fow of thowns men (^-^*)/ d-do 
nyot gathew f-figs, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of a bwambwe bush gathew they gwapes. 

6-6:45 A-A g-good man out of t-the g-good tweasuwe of his heawt bwingeth fowth 
that which is good; and an eviw man out of t-the eviw tweasuwe of his 
heawt bwingeth fowth that which is eviw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of t-the a-abundance of t-the 
heawt his mouth speaketh. 

6:46 And why caww ye me, W-Wowd, W-Wowd, and (^-^*)/ d-do nyot t-the things which I 
say? 6:47 Whosoevew cometh to me, and heaweth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sayings, and doeth 
t-them, I wiww s-shew you to whom he is wike: 6:48 He is w-wike a man which 
b-buiwt an h-house, and digged deep, and w-waid t-the f-foundation on a w-wock: 
and when t-the fwood a-awose, t-the stweam beat vehementwy upon that h-house, 
and couwd nyot s-shake i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was founded upon a wock. 

6:49 But he that h-heaweth, and doeth nyot, is w-wike a man that without a 
f-foundation b-buiwt an house upon t-the eawth; against which t-the stweam did 
beat vehementwy, and immediatewy it feww; and t-the wuin of that house 
w-was g-gweat. 

7:1 Nyow when he h-had ended (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his sayings in t-the audience of t-the 
p-peopwe, he entewed into C-Capewnyaum. 

7:2 And a c-cewtain centuwion's s-sewvant, who w-was deaw u-unto him, w-was 
sick, and weady to die. 

7-7:3 And when he heawd of Jesus, he sent u-unto him t-the ewdews of t-the 
Jews, beseeching him that he w-wouwd come and heaw his sewvant. 

7:4 And when they came to Jesus, they besought him instantwy, s-saying, 
That he w-was wowthy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom he shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this: 7:5 Fow he woveth ouw 
nyation, and he hath b-buiwt us a synyagogue. 

7:6 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went with them. And when he w-was nyow nyot faw fwom t-the 
h-house, t-the centuwion sent fwiends to him, saying u-unto him, W-Wowd, 
twoubwe nyot thysewf: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am nyot wowthy that t-thou shouwdest entew 
undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my woof: 7-7:7 Whewefowe nyeithew thought I mysewf wowthy to come 
u-unto t-thee: but say in a wowd, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant shaww be heawed. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Fow I awso am a man s-set undew a-authowity, h-having undew m-me sowdiews, 
and I say u-unto o-onye, Go, and he g-goeth; and to anyothew, Come, and he 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ c-cometh; and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sewvant, Do this, and he doeth it. 

7:9 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd these things, he mawvewwed a-at him, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed him 
a-about, and said u-unto t-the peopwe that f-fowwowed him, I say u-unto y-you, I 
have nyot f-found so gweat faith, nyo, nyot in Iswaew. 

7:10 And they that wewe sent, wetuwnying to t-the h-house, f-found t-the 
sewvant w-whowe that h-had b-been s-sick. 

7:11 And it came to pass t-the day aftew, that he went into a city 
cawwed (*°▽°*) N-Nyain; and many of his discipwes went with him, and m-much peopwe. 

7:12 Nyow when he came nyigh to t-the gate of t-the city, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
a dead man cawwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-the onwy son of his mothew, and she w-was a 
widow: and m-much peopwe of t-the city w-was with hew. 

7:13 And when t-the Wowd saw hew, he h-had compassion on hew, and said 
u-unto hew, Weep n-nyot. 

7:14 And he came and touched t-the biew: and they that bawe him s-stood 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

And he said, Young ^.^ m-man, I say u-unto thee, Awise. 

7:15 And he that w-was dead sat up, and began to s-speak. And he dewivewed 
him to his m-mothew. 

7:16 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a f-feaw on aww: and they gwowified G-God, s-saying, 
That a gweat pwophet is wisen up among us; and, That God hath v-visited 
his peopwe. 

7:17 And this w-wumouw of him went fowth (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judaea, and 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about. 

7:18 And t-the discipwes of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John shewed him of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things. 

xDD 7-7:19 And (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John cawwing u-unto him two of his discipwes sent t-them to 
Jesus, s-saying, Awt t-thou he that shouwd come? ow wook we (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (>_<) a-anyothew? 
7:20 When t-the men wewe come u-unto him, they said, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John (✯◡✯) B-Baptist hath 
sent us u-unto thee, s-saying, Awt t-thou he that shouwd come? ow wook we 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (>_<) a-anyothew? 7:21 And in that same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw he c-cuwed many of theiw 
infiwmities and pwagues, and of eviw s-spiwits; and u-unto many that wewe 
bwind he gave sight. 

7:22 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto t-them, Go youw way, and teww (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John 
what things ye have s-seen and heawd; how that t-the bwind see, t-the wame 
wawk, t-the wepews awe cweansed, t-the deaf h-heaw, t-the dead awe waised, to 
t-the poow t-the gospew is pweached. 

7:23 And bwessed is he, w-whosoevew shaww nyot be o-offended in me. 

7:24 And when t-the m-messengews of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John wewe depawted, he began to speak 
u-unto t-the peopwe c-concewnying John, What went ye out into t-the wiwdewnyess 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to see? A-A weed shaken with t-the wind? 7:25 But what went ye out 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to see? A-A man cwothed in soft waiment? Behowd, they which awe 
(o´∀`o) g-gowgeouswy a-appawewwed, and wive dewicatewy, awe in kings' couwts. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 But what went ye out (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to see? A-A pwophet? Yea, I say u-unto y-you, 
and m-much mowe than a pwophet. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 This is he, of whom it is wwitten, Behowd, I send o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my messengew 
befowe thy face, which shaww p-pwepawe thy w-way befowe thee. 

7:28 Fow I say u-unto y-you, Among those that awe bown of w-women (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyot a gweatew pwophet than (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist: but he that is weast in 
t-the kingdom of God is gweatew than he. 

7:29 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that heawd him, and t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ *hugs tightly* p-pubwicans, j-justified 
G-God, being baptized with t-the baptism of John. 

7:30 But t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and wawyews wejected t-the counsew of God against 
themsewves, being nyot baptized of h-him. 

7:31 And t-the Wowd said, ;;w;; W-Wheweunto t-then shaww I wiken t-the men of this 
(o_O)! g-genyewation? and to what awe they wike? 7-7:32 They awe w-wike u-unto 
chiwdwen sitting in t-the mawketpwace, and cawwing onye to anyothew, and 
s-saying, We have piped u-unto y-you, and ye have nyot danced; we have 
mouwnyed to y-you, and ye have nyot wept. 

7:33 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the (✯◡✯) B-Baptist came nyeithew e-eating bwead (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwinking winye; 
and ye say, He hath a deviw. 

7:34 The S-Son of man is come e-eating and d-dwinking; and ye say, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd a 
g-gwuttonyous ^.^ m-man, and a w-winyebibbew, a fwiend of pubwicans and sinnyews! 
7:35 But wisdom is j-justified of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew chiwdwen. 

7:36 And onye of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees desiwed him that he w-wouwd e-eat with h-him. 
And he went into t-the Phawisee's h-house, and sat down to meat. 

7:37 And, b-behowd, a woman in t-the city, which w-was a s-sinnyew, when she 
knyew that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sat a-at meat in t-the Phawisee's h-house, b-bwought an 
awabastew box of ointment, o(>< )o 7-7:38 And s-stood a-at his feet behind him 
weeping, and began to w-wash his feet with teaws, and did wipe t-them with 
t-the haiws of hew head, and kissed his feet, and anyointed t-them with t-the 
ointment. 

7:39 Nyow when t-the Phawisee which h-had bidden him saw it, he spake 
within himsewf, s-saying, This ^.^ m-man, if he wewe a pwophet, w-wouwd have 
knyown who and what m-mannyew of woman this is that toucheth him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she 
is a sinnyew. 

7-7:40 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto him, Simon, I have somewhat to say 
u-unto thee. And he saith, Mastew, say o-on. 

7:41 Thewe w-was a c-cewtain c-cweditow which h-had two debtows: t-the onye owed 
five hundwed pence, and t-the othew fifty. 

7:42 And when they h-had nyothing to pay, he fwankwy f-fowgave t-them ♡(｡- ω -) b-both. 
Teww m-me thewefowe, which of t-them wiww wove him m-most? 7:43 Simon 
answewed and said, I s-suppose that he, to whom he f-fowgave most. 

And he said u-unto him, T-Thou hast wightwy judged. 

7-7:44 And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to t-the woman, and said u-unto Simon, S-Seest t-thou this 
woman? I entewed into thinye h-house, t-thou gavest m-me nyo w-watew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
feet: but she hath washed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet with teaws, and wiped t-them with t-the 
haiws of hew head. 

7:45 T-Thou gavest m-me nyo kiss: but this woman since t-the time I came in 
hath nyot ceased to (O.O) k-kiss o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. 

7-7:46 My ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head with oiw t-thou didst nyot anyoint: but this woman hath 
anyointed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet with ointment. 

7:47 Whewefowe I say u-unto thee, Hew sins, which awe many, awe 
fowgiven; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she woved much: but to whom ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe is fowgiven, t-the same 
woveth wittwe. 

7:48 And he said u-unto hew, Thy s-sins awe fowgiven. 

7:49 And they that sat a-at meat with him began to say within 
themsewves, Who is this that f-fowgiveth s-sins awso? 7:50 And he said to 
t-the woman, Thy f-faith hath saved thee; go in p-peace. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And it came to pass a-aftewwawd, that he went (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city 
and viwwage, pweaching and shewing t-the gwad tidings of t-the kingdom of 
G-God: and t-the twewve wewe with him, 8-8:2 And c-cewtain (*°▽°*) w-women, which h-had 
b-been heawed of eviw s-spiwits and infiwmities, (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy cawwed Magdawenye, 
out of whom went seven ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, 8:3 And Joannya t-the wife of Chuza 
Hewod's stewawd, and Susannya, and many othews, which minyistewed u-unto 
him of theiw substance. 

8:4 And when m-much peopwe wewe gathewed togethew, and wewe come to him 
out of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, he spake by a p-pawabwe: 8-8:5 A-A sowew went out to sow 
his seed: and as he sowed, s-some feww by t-the w-way side; and it w-was 
twodden down, and t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw devouwed it. 

8:6 And s-some feww upon a wock; and as soon as it w-was spwung up, it 
withewed away, because it w-wacked m-moistuwe. 

8:7 And s-some feww among thowns; and t-the thowns spwang up with it, and 
choked it. 

8:8 And othew feww on g-good g-gwound, and spwang up, and bawe fwuit an 
hundwedfowd. And when he h-had said these things, he cwied, He that hath 
eaws to h-heaw, wet him heaw. 

8:9 And his discipwes asked him, s-saying, What m-might this pawabwe be? 
8-8:10 And he said, Unto you it is given to knyow t-the mystewies of t-the 
kingdom of G-God: but to othews in pawabwes; that seeing they m-might nyot 
see, and heawing they m-might nyot undewstand. 

8-8:11 Nyow t-the pawabwe is this: The seed is t-the wowd of God. 

8:12 Those by t-the w-way side awe they that heaw; t-then cometh t-the deviw, 
and taketh away t-the wowd out of theiw heawts, west they shouwd bewieve 
and be saved. 

8-8:13 They on t-the w-wock awe they, which, when they h-heaw, weceive t-the 
wowd with j-joy; and these have nyo woot, which (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a whiwe b-bewieve, and 
in time of t-temptation faww away. 

8:14 And that which feww among thowns awe they, which, when they have 
heawd, go fowth, and awe choked with cawes and w-wiches and pweasuwes of 
this w-wife, and bwing nyo fwuit to pewfection. 

8:15 But that on t-the g-good (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound awe they, which in an honyest and g-good 
heawt, h-having heawd t-the wowd, keep it, and bwing fowth fwuit with 
p-patience. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 N-Nyo ^.^ m-man, when he hath wighted a candwe, coveweth it with a v-vessew, 
ow putteth it undew a bed; but setteth it on a candwestick, that they 
which entew in may s-see t-the wight. 

8:17 Fow nyothing is secwet, that shaww nyot be m-made manyifest; nyeithew 
any t-thing hid, that shaww nyot be knyown and come abwoad. 

8-8:18 Take heed thewefowe how ye heaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-whosoevew h-hath, to him shaww 
be given; and w-whosoevew hath nyot, fwom him shaww be taken even that 
which he seemeth to have. 

8-8:19 T-Then came to him his mothew and his bwethwen, and couwd nyot come 
a-at him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-pwess. 

8:20 And it w-was towd him by c-cewtain which said, Thy mothew and thy 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen stand without, desiwing to s-see thee. 

8-8:21 And he answewed and said u-unto t-them, My mothew and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen awe 
these which h-heaw t-the wowd of G-God, and (^-^*)/ d-do it. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Nyow it came to pass on a c-cewtain day, that he went into a s-ship 
with his d-discipwes: and he said u-unto t-them, Wet us go o-ovew u-unto t-the 
othew side of t-the wake. And they w-waunched f-fowth. 

8:23 But as they saiwed he feww asweep: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came down a stowm of 
wind on t-the (　･ω･)☞ w-wake; and they wewe fiwwed with watew, and wewe in 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ j-jeopawdy. 

8:24 And they came to him, and awoke him, s-saying, Mastew, mastew, we 
pewish. T-Then he a-awose, and webuked t-the wind and t-the w-waging of t-the 
watew: and they ceased, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a cawm. 

8:25 And he said u-unto t-them, Whewe is youw faith? And they being afwaid 
wondewed, saying onye to anyothew, What m-mannyew of man is this! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
commandeth even t-the w-winds and watew, and they obey h-him. 

8:26 And they awwived a-at t-the c-countwy of t-the G-Gadawenyes, which is o-ovew 
against Gawiwee. 

8:27 And when he went fowth to wand, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe met him out of t-the city a 
c-cewtain ^.^ m-man, which h-had deviws wong time, and wawe nyo cwothes, nyeithew 
abode in any h-house, but in t-the tombs. 

8:28 When he saw Jesus, he cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and feww down befowe him, and 
with a w-woud voice said, What have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with thee, Jesus, t-thou S-Son 
of God most high? I b-beseech thee, t-towment m-me n-nyot. 

8:29 (Fow he h-had commanded t-the uncwean spiwit to come out of t-the m-man. 
Fow oftentimes it h-had caught him: and he w-was kept b-bound with c-chains 
and in f-fettews; and he bwake t-the bands, and w-was dwiven of t-the deviw 
into t-the wiwdewnyess.) 8:30 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus asked him, s-saying, What is thy 
nyame? And he said, Wegion: because many deviws wewe entewed into h-him. 

8:31 And they besought him that he w-wouwd nyot command t-them to go out 
into t-the deep. 

8:32 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe an hewd of many s-swinye feeding on t-the 
mountain: and they besought him that he w-wouwd s-suffew t-them to entew 
into them. And he suffewed them. 

╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 T-Then went t-the deviws out of t-the ^.^ m-man, and entewed into t-the swinye: 
and t-the hewd wan viowentwy down a steep pwace into t-the wake, and wewe 
choked. 

8:34 When they that fed t-them saw what w-was donye, they fwed, and went 
and towd it in t-the city and in t-the countwy. 

8-8:35 T-Then they went out to s-see what w-was donye; and came to Jesus, and 
f-found t-the ^.^ m-man, out of whom t-the deviws wewe depawted, sitting a-at t-the 
feet of Jesus, c-cwothed, and in his wight mind: and they wewe afwaid. 

8:36 They awso which saw it towd t-them by what means he that w-was 
p-possessed of t-the deviws w-was heawed. 

8-8:37 T-Then t-the w-whowe muwtitude of t-the c-countwy of t-the Gadawenyes (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about besought him to depawt fwom t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe taken with gweat 
feaw: and he went up into t-the ship, and wetuwnyed back again. 

8:38 Nyow t-the man out of whom t-the deviws wewe depawted besought him 
that he m-might be with him: but ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus sent him away, s-saying, 8:39 
W-Wetuwn to thinye own h-house, and s-shew how gweat things God hath donye 
u-unto thee. And he went his way, and pubwished (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the w-whowe 
city how gweat things ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had donye u-unto h-him. 

8-8:40 And it came to pass, that, when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was wetuwnyed, t-the peopwe 
gwadwy weceived him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww waiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

8:41 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a man nyamed Jaiwus, and he w-was a wuwew of 
t-the synyagogue: and he feww down a-at J-Jesus' feet, and besought him that 
he w-wouwd come into his house: 8-8:42 Fow he h-had onye onwy d-daughtew, about 
twewve yeaws of (￣ω￣) a-age, and she way a dying. But as he went t-the peopwe 
t-thwonged h-him. 

8-8:43 And a woman h-having an i-issue of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood twewve yeaws, which h-had 
spent (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew wiving upon physicians, nyeithew couwd be heawed of any, 
8:44 C-Came behind him, and touched t-the bowdew of his g-gawment: and 
immediatewy hew i-issue of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood stanched. 

8:45 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Who touched m-me? When (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww denyied, (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and they 
that wewe with him said, Mastew, t-the muwtitude thwong thee and pwess 
thee, and sayest thou, Who touched m-me? 8:46 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Somebody 
hath touched me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I pewceive that viwtue is gonye out of me. 

8:47 And when t-the woman saw that she w-was nyot hid, she came twembwing, 
and fawwing down befowe him, she d-decwawed u-unto him befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what c-cause she h-had touched him, and how she w-was heawed 
immediatewy. 

8:48 And he said u-unto hew, D-Daughtew, be of g-good c-comfowt: thy f-faith 
hath m-made thee whowe; go in p-peace. 

8:49 Whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe cometh onye fwom t-the wuwew of t-the 
synyagogue's h-house, saying to him, Thy daughtew is dead; twoubwe nyot 
t-the Mastew. 

8-8:50 But when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd it, he answewed him, s-saying, Feaw nyot: 
bewieve onwy, and she shaww be m-made w-whowe. 

8-8:51 And when he came into t-the h-house, he suffewed nyo man to go in, 
s-save Petew, and James, and John, and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew and t-the mothew of t-the 
maiden. 

8:52 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wept, and bewaiwed hew: but he said, Weep n-nyot; she is nyot 
dead, but sweepeth. 

8-8:53 And they w-waughed him to scown, knyowing that she w-was dead. 

8:54 And he put t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and took hew by t-the hand, and cawwed, 
s-saying, M-Maid, awise. 

8:55 And hew spiwit came again, and she awose stwaightway: and he 
commanded to g-give hew meat. 

8:56 And hew p-pawents wewe a-astonyished: but he c-chawged t-them that they 
shouwd teww nyo man what w-was donye. 

9:1 T-Then he cawwed his twewve discipwes togethew, and gave t-them p-powew 
and a-authowity o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and to cuwe diseases. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And he sent t-them to pweach t-the kingdom of G-God, and to heaw t-the 
s-sick. 

9:3 And he said u-unto t-them, Take nyothing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, nyeithew 
s-staves, (=`ω´=) n-nyow scwip, nyeithew bwead, nyeithew m-monyey; nyeithew have two 
coats a-apiece. 

9:4 And whatsoevew house ye entew into, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abide, and (o´∀`o) t-thence 
depawt. 

9:5 And w-whosoevew wiww nyot weceive y-you, when ye go out of that city, 
s-shake off t-the vewy dust fwom youw feet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a t-testimony against them. 

9:6 And they depawted, and went thwough t-the t-towns, pweaching t-the 
gospew, and (☆ω☆) h-heawing {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe. 

9:7 Nyow Hewod t-the tetwawch heawd of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was donye by him: and he 
w-was pewpwexed, because that it w-was said of s-some, that (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was wisen 
fwom t-the dead; 9:8 And of s-some, that Ewias h-had appeawed; and of 
othews, that onye of t-the o-owd pwophets w-was wisen again. 

9:9 And Hewod said, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John have I beheaded: but who is this, of whom I 
h-heaw such (o^▽^o) t-things? And he desiwed to s-see h-him. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And t-the apostwes, when they wewe wetuwnyed, towd him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that they 
h-had donye. And he took t-them, and went aside pwivatewy into a desewt 
pwace bewonging to t-the city cawwed Bethsaida. 

9-9:11 And t-the p-peopwe, when they knyew it, f-fowwowed him: and he weceived 
t-them, and spake u-unto t-them of t-the kingdom of G-God, and heawed t-them that 
h-had nyeed of heawing. 

9:12 And when t-the day began to ( ╥ω╥ ) w-weaw away, t-then came t-the twewve, and 
said u-unto him, Send t-the muwtitude away, that they may go into t-the 
towns and c-countwy (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and wodge, and get victuaws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe 
hewe in a desewt pwace. 

9:13 But he said u-unto t-them, Give ye t-them to eat. And they said, We 
have nyo mowe but five woaves and two fishes; except we shouwd go and 
buy meat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this peopwe. 

9-9:14 Fow they wewe about five t-thousand m-men. And he said to his 
discipwes, Make t-them sit down by (o_O) f-fifties in a c-company. 

9:15 And they did so, and m-made t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sit down. 

9:16 T-Then he took t-the five woaves and t-the two fishes, and wooking up 
to heaven, he bwessed t-them, and bwake, and gave to t-the discipwes to 
s-set befowe t-the (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

9:17 And they did eat, and wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fiwwed: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was taken up of 
fwagments that wemainyed to t-them twewve baskets. 

9:18 And it came to pass, as he w-was awonye pwaying, his discipwes wewe 
with him: and he asked t-them, s-saying, Whom say t-the peopwe that I am? 
9:19 They answewing said, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Baptist; but s-some say, Ewias; and 
othews say, that onye of t-the o-owd pwophets is wisen again. 

9:20 He said u-unto t-them, But whom say ye that I am? (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewing 
said, The Chwist of God. 

9:21 And he stwaitwy c-chawged t-them, and commanded t-them to teww nyo man 
that thing; 9:22 Saying, The S-Son of man (* ^ ω ^) m-must s-suffew many things, and 
be wejected of t-the ewdews and chief pwiests and s-scwibes, and be swain, 
and be waised t-the thiwd d-day. 

9:23 And he said to t-them a-aww, If any man wiww come aftew me, wet him 
deny himsewf, and o(>ω<)o t-take up his cwoss d-daiwy, and fowwow me. 

9:24 Fow w-whosoevew wiww s-save his wife shaww wose i-it: but w-whosoevew 
wiww wose his wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake, t-the same shaww s-save it. 

9:25 Fow what is a man advantaged, if he gain t-the w-whowe wowwd, and 
wose himsewf, ow be cast away? 9:26 Fow w-whosoevew shaww be a-ashamed of 
m-me and of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, of him shaww t-the S-Son of man be a-ashamed, when he 
shaww come in his own gwowy, and in his Fathew's, and of t-the h-howy 
angews. 

9:27 But I teww you of a twuth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be s-some standing hewe, which 
shaww nyot taste of d-death, tiww they s-see t-the kingdom of God. 

9-9:28 And it came to pass about an eight days aftew these sayings, he 
took (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John and James, and went up into a mountain to p-pway. 

9:29 And as he pwayed, t-the fashion of his c-countenyance w-was a-awtewed, and 
his waiment w-was white and gwistewing. 

9:30 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-tawked with him two men, which wewe Moses and 
Ewias: 9:31 Who appeawed in gwowy, and spake of his decease which he 
shouwd accompwish a-at Jewusawem. 

9:32 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and they that wewe with him wewe h-heavy with sweep: and 
when they wewe awake, they saw his gwowy, and t-the two men that s-stood 
with h-him. 

9:33 And it came to pass, as they depawted fwom him, (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto 
Jesus, Mastew, it is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to be hewe: and wet us make thwee 
tabewnyacwes; onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee, and onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Moses, and onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Ewias: nyot 
knyowing what he said. 

9:34 Whiwe he thus spake, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a c-cwoud, and ovewshadowed (=`ω´=) t-them: 
and they feawed as they entewed into t-the cwoud. 

9:35 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a voice out of t-the c-cwoud, s-saying, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bewoved Son: h-heaw h-him. 

9:36 And when t-the voice w-was past, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was f-found awonye. And they kept 
it c-cwose, and towd nyo man in those days any of those things which they 
h-had (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. 

9:37 And it came to pass, that on t-the nyext day, when they wewe come 
down fwom t-the h-hiww, m-much peopwe met h-him. 

9:38 And, b-behowd, a man of t-the company cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-saying, Mastew, I 
b-beseech thee, wook upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is minye onwy chiwd. 

9-9:39 And, wo, a spiwit taketh him, and he suddenwy cwieth out; and it 
teaweth him that he foameth again, and bwuising him hawdwy depawteth 
fwom h-him. 

9:40 And I besought thy discipwes to cast him out; and they couwd n-nyot. 

9-9:41 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said, O-O faithwess and pewvewse g-genyewation, 
how wong shaww I be with y-you, and s-suffew y-you? Bwing thy son hithew. 

9:42 And as he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a coming, t-the deviw t-thwew him down, and tawe 
h-him. 

And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus webuked t-the uncwean spiwit, and heawed t-the chiwd, and 
dewivewed him again to his fathew. 

9:43 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-amazed a-at t-the mighty p-powew of God. But whiwe 
they wondewed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus did, he said u-unto 
his discipwes, 9-9:44 Wet these sayings s-sink down into youw eaws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the S-Son of man shaww be dewivewed into t-the h-hands of m-men. 

9-9:45 But they undewstood nyot this s-saying, and it w-was hid fwom t-them, 
that they pewceived it nyot: and they feawed to ask him of that (☆▽☆) s-saying. 

9:46 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a weasonying among t-them, which of t-them shouwd be 
g-gweatest. 

9:47 And Jesus, pewceiving t-the thought of theiw heawt, took a chiwd, 
and s-set him by him, 9:48 And said u-unto t-them, Whosoevew shaww weceive 
this c-chiwd in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame weceiveth me: and w-whosoevew shaww weceive m-me 
weceiveth him that sent me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that is weast among you a-aww, t-the 
same shaww be g-gweat. 

9:49 And (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John answewed and said, Mastew, we saw onye c-casting out deviws 
in thy nyame; and we fowbad him, because he fowwoweth nyot with us. 

9:50 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, F-Fowbid him nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that is nyot 
against us is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. 

9:51 And it came to pass, when t-the time w-was come that he shouwd be 
weceived up, he stedfastwy s-set his f-face to go to J-Jewusawem, 9:52 And 
sent m-messengews befowe his f-face: and they went, and entewed into a 
viwwage of t-the Samawitans, to make weady (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

|･ω･) 9-9:53 And they did nyot weceive him, because his f-face w-was as t-though he 
w-wouwd go to Jewusawem. 

9:54 And when his discipwes James and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John saw this, they said, W-Wowd, 
wiwt t-thou that we command fiwe to come down fwom heaven, and consume 
t-them, even as Ewias d-did? 9:55 But he tuwnyed, and webuked t-them, and 
said, Ye knyow nyot what m-mannyew of spiwit ye awe of. 

9:56 Fow t-the S-Son of man is nyot come to d-destwoy men's w-wives, but to 
s-save them. And they went to anyothew v-viwwage. 

9:57 And it came to pass, that, as they went in t-the way, a c-cewtain man 
said u-unto him, W-Wowd, I wiww fowwow thee whithewsoevew t-thou goest. 

9:58 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Foxes have howes, and biwds of t-the aiw 
have nyests; but t-the S-Son of man hath nyot whewe to way his head. 

9:59 And he said u-unto anyothew, Fowwow me. But he said, W-Wowd, s-suffew m-me 
fiwst to go and buwy o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew. 

9:60 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Wet t-the dead buwy theiw dead: but go t-thou 
and pweach t-the kingdom of God. 

9:61 And anyothew awso said, W-Wowd, I wiww fowwow thee; but wet m-me fiwst 
go bid t-them faweweww, which awe a-at home a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house. 

9:62 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, N-Nyo ^.^ m-man, h-having put his hand to t-the 
pwough, and wooking b-back, is fit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kingdom of God. 

10:1 Aftew these things t-the WOWD appointed othew s-seventy awso, and 
sent t-them two and two befowe his f-face into {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city and pwace, 
whithew he himsewf w-wouwd come. 

1-10:2 Thewefowe said he u-unto t-them, The hawvest t-twuwy is g-gweat, but t-the 
wabouwews awe few: p-pway ye thewefowe t-the Wowd of t-the hawvest, that he 
w-wouwd send fowth wabouwews into his h-hawvest. 

10:3 Go youw ways: b-behowd, I send you fowth as w-wambs among wowves. 

10:4 Cawwy nyeithew puwse, (=`ω´=) n-nyow scwip, (=`ω´=) n-nyow shoes: and sawute nyo man by 
t-the way. 

1-10:5 And into whatsoevew house ye e-entew, fiwst say, Peace be to this 
house. 

10:6 And if t-the son of peace be thewe, youw peace shaww w-west upon i-it: 
if nyot, it shaww tuwn to you again. 

10:7 And in t-the same house w-wemain, e-eating and dwinking such things as 
they give: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wabouwew is wowthy of his h-hiwe. Go nyot fwom house 
to house. 

10:8 And into whatsoevew city ye e-entew, and they weceive y-you, e-eat such 
things as awe s-set befowe you: 10:9 And heaw t-the sick that awe thewein, 
and say u-unto t-them, The kingdom of God is come nyigh u-unto you. 

10:10 But into whatsoevew city ye e-entew, and they weceive you nyot, go 
youw ways out into t-the s-stweets of t-the s-same, and say, 1-10:11 Even t-the 
vewy dust of youw city, which cweaveth on u-us, we (^-^*)/ d-do wipe off against 
you: nyotwithstanding be ye suwe of this, that t-the kingdom of God is 
come nyigh u-unto you. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 But I say u-unto y-you, that it shaww be mowe towewabwe in that day 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sodom, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that city. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Woe u-unto thee, Chowazin! (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto thee, Bethsaida! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if t-the 
mighty wowks h-had b-been donye in T-Tywe and S-Sidon, which have b-been donye in 
y-you, they h-had a gweat whiwe ago wepented, sitting in (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth and 
ashes. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 But it shaww be mowe towewabwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow T-Tywe and (❤ω❤) S-Sidon a-at t-the 
j-judgment, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

10:15 And thou, C-Capewnyaum, which awt exawted to heaven, shawt be 
thwust down to heww. 

1-10:16 He that heaweth you heaweth m-me; and he that despiseth you 
despiseth m-me; and he that despiseth m-me despiseth him that sent me. 

1-10:17 And t-the s-seventy wetuwnyed again with joy, s-saying, W-Wowd, even t-the 
deviws awe subject u-unto us thwough thy nyame. 

10:18 And he said u-unto t-them, I behewd Satan as wightnying faww fwom 
heaven. 

10:19 Behowd, I g-give u-unto you p-powew to twead on sewpents and 
scowpions, and o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-powew of t-the e-enyemy: and nyothing shaww by 
any means (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt you. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding in this wejoice nyot, that t-the s-spiwits awe 
subject u-unto you; but wathew wejoice, because youw nyames awe wwitten 
in heaven. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 In that (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-wejoiced in spiwit, and said, I thank thee, O-O 
Fathew, Wowd of heaven and eawth, that t-thou hast hid these things fwom 
t-the wise and pwudent, and hast weveawed t-them u-unto b-babes: even so, 
F-Fathew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so it seemed g-good in thy sight. 

10:22 Aww things awe dewivewed to m-me of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew: and nyo man k-knyoweth 
who t-the S-Son is, but t-the F-Fathew; and who t-the Fathew is, but t-the Son, 
and he to whom t-the S-Son wiww weveaw h-him. 

1-10:23 And he (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed him u-unto his discipwes, and said pwivatewy, 
Bwessed awe t-the eyes which s-see t-the things that ye see: 10:24 Fow I 
teww y-you, that many pwophets and kings have desiwed to s-see those 
things which ye see, and have nyot s-seen t-them; and to h-heaw those things 
which ye h-heaw, and have nyot heawd them. 

10:25 And, b-behowd, a c-cewtain >w< *moans* w-wawyew s-stood up, and tempted him, s-saying, 
Mastew, what shaww I (^-^*)/ d-do to i-inhewit etewnyaw wife? 10:26 He said u-unto 
him, What is wwitten in t-the waw? how w-weadest thou? 10:27 And he 
answewing said, T-Thou shawt wove t-the Wowd thy God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy heawt, 
and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy s-souw, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy stwength, and with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy 
mind; and thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as thysewf. 

1-10:28 And he said u-unto him, T-Thou hast answewed wight: this do, and 
t-thou shawt w-wive. 

10:29 But he, wiwwing to justify himsewf, said u-unto Jesus, And who is 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my n-nyeighbouw? 10:30 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said, A-A c-cewtain man went down 
fwom Jewusawem to Jewicho, and feww among thieves, which (✧∀✧)/ s-stwipped him 
of his waiment, and w-wounded him, and depawted, weaving him hawf dead. 

10:31 And by chance (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came down a c-cewtain pwiest that w-way: and 
when he saw him, he passed by on t-the othew side. 

10:32 And wikewise a Wevite, when he w-was a-at t-the pwace, came and wooked 
on him, and passed by on t-the othew side. 

10:33 But a c-cewtain Samawitan, as he jouwnyeyed, came whewe he was: and 
when he saw him, he h-had compassion on him, 1-10:34 And went to him, and 
b-bound up his wounds, pouwing in oiw and winye, and s-set him on his own 
beast, and b-bwought him to an inn, and took cawe of h-him. 

10:35 And on t-the mowwow when he depawted, he took out two pence, and 
gave t-them to t-the host, and said u-unto him, Take cawe of h-him; and 
whatsoevew t-thou spendest m-mowe, when I come again, I wiww wepay thee. 

10:36 W-Which nyow of these thwee, thinkest thou, w-was (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw u-unto him 
that feww among t-the t-thieves? 10:37 And he said, He that shewed (´-ω-`) m-mewcy 
on h-him. T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto him, Go, and (^-^*)/ d-do t-thou wikewise. 

10:38 Nyow it came to pass, as they went, that he entewed into a 
c-cewtain viwwage: and a c-cewtain woman nyamed Mawtha weceived him into 
hew house. 

10:39 And she h-had a s-sistew cawwed Mawy, which awso sat a-at J-Jesus' feet, 
and heawd his wowd. 

1-10:40 But Mawtha w-was cumbewed about m-much sewving, and came to him, and 
said, W-Wowd, d-dost t-thou nyot cawe that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-sistew hath weft m-me to sewve 
a-awonye? bid hew thewefowe that she hewp me. 

1-10:41 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto hew, (^-^*)/ M-Mawtha, (^-^*)/ M-Mawtha, t-thou awt 
cawefuw and twoubwed about many things: 10:42 But onye t-thing is 
n-nyeedfuw: and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy hath chosen that g-good pawt, which shaww nyot be taken 
away fwom hew. 

11:1 And it came to pass, that, as he w-was pwaying in a c-cewtain pwace, 
when he ceased, onye of his discipwes said u-unto him, W-Wowd, t-teach us to 
(*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, as (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John awso taught his d-discipwes. 

11:2 And he said u-unto t-them, When ye (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, say, O-Ouw Fathew which awt in 
heaven, Hawwowed be thy nyame. Thy kingdom come. Thy wiww be donye, as 
in heaven, so in eawth. 

11:3 Give us day by day ouw daiwy bwead. 

11:4 And fowgive us ouw sins; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awso fowgive {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is 
(´-ω-`) *leans over* i-indebted to us. And wead us nyot into temptation; but d-dewivew us fwom 
\(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

11:5 And he said u-unto t-them, W-Which of you shaww have a fwiend, and 
shaww go u-unto him a-at midnyight, and say u-unto him, Fwiend, wend m-me thwee 
woaves; 11:6 Fow a fwiend of minye in his jouwnyey is come to me, and I 
have nyothing to s-set befowe h-him? 11:7 And he fwom within shaww answew 
and say, Twoubwe m-me nyot: t-the doow is nyow shut, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdwen awe 
with m-me in bed; I c-cannyot (☆ω☆) w-wise and g-give thee. 

11:8 I say u-unto y-you, Though he wiww nyot (☆ω☆) w-wise and g-give him, because he 
is his fwiend, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet because of his i-impowtunyity he wiww (☆ω☆) w-wise and g-give 
him as many as he nyeedeth. 

11:9 And I say u-unto y-you, Ask, and it shaww be given you; seek, and ye 
shaww find; knyock, and it shaww be openyed u-unto you. 

11:10 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that asketh weceiveth; and he that seeketh 
findeth; and to him that k-knyocketh it shaww be openyed. 

11:11 If a son shaww ask bwead of any of you that is a fathew, wiww he 
g-give him a stonye? ow if he ask a fish, wiww he (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a fish g-give him a 
sewpent? 11:12 Ow if he shaww ask an egg, wiww he offew him a 
scowpion? 11:13 If ye then, being eviw, knyow how to g-give g-good gifts 
u-unto youw chiwdwen: how m-much mowe shaww youw heavenwy Fathew g-give t-the 
Howy Spiwit to t-them that ask h-him? 11:14 And he w-was c-casting out a 
deviw, and it w-was (o´∀`o) d-dumb. And it came to pass, when t-the deviw w-was gonye 
(* ^ ω ^) o-out, t-the dumb spake; and t-the peopwe wondewed. 

11:15 But s-some of t-them said, He casteth out deviws thwough Beewzebub 
t-the chief of t-the deviws. 

11:16 And othews, tempting him, sought of him a (*´▽`*) s-sign fwom heaven. 

11:17 But he, knyowing theiw thoughts, said u-unto t-them, Evewy kingdom 
d-divided against itsewf is b-bwought to desowation; and a house d-divided 
against a house fawweth. 

11:18 If Satan awso be d-divided against himsewf, how shaww his kingdom 
stand? because ye say that I cast out deviws thwough Beewzebub. 

11:19 And if I by Beewzebub cast out ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, by whom (^-^*)/ d-do youw sons cast 
t-them out? thewefowe shaww they be youw judges. 

11:20 But if I with t-the f-fingew of God cast out ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, nyo doubt t-the 
kingdom of God is come upon you. 

11:21 When a stwong man awmed keepeth his pawace, his goods awe in 
peace: 11:22 But when a stwongew than he shaww come upon him, and 
ovewcome him, he taketh fwom him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his awmouw whewein he t-twusted, 
and divideth his s-spoiws. 

1-11:23 He that is nyot with m-me is against me: and he that gatheweth nyot 
with m-me s-scatteweth. 

11:24 When t-the uncwean spiwit is gonye out of a ^.^ m-man, he w-wawketh thwough 
dwy pwaces, seeking west; and finding n-nyonye, he saith, I wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house whence I came ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

11:25 And when he cometh, he findeth it swept and gawnyished. 

11:26 T-Then goeth he, and taketh to him seven othew s-spiwits mowe wicked 
than himsewf; and they entew in, and dweww thewe: and t-the wast state 
of that man is wowse than t-the fiwst. 

11:27 And it came to pass, as he spake these things, a c-cewtain woman 
of t-the company w-wifted up hew voice, and said u-unto him, Bwessed is t-the 
womb that bawe thee, and t-the p-paps which t-thou hast sucked. 

11:28 But he said, Y-Yea wathew, bwessed awe they that h-heaw t-the wowd of 
G-God, and keep it. 

1-11:29 And when t-the peopwe wewe gathewed thick togethew, he began to 
say, This is an eviw genyewation: they seek a s-sign; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo 
(*´▽`*) s-sign be given it, but t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign of Jonyas t-the pwophet. 

11:30 Fow as Jonyas w-was a (*´▽`*) s-sign u-unto t-the Nyinyevites, so shaww awso t-the 
S-Son of man be to this genyewation. 

11:31 The queen of t-the south shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up in t-the j-judgment with t-the 
men of this g-genyewation, and c-condemn (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she came fwom t-the (;;;*_*) u-utmost 
pawts of t-the eawth to h-heaw t-the wisdom of S-Sowomon; and, b-behowd, a 
gweatew than S-Sowomon is hewe. 

11:32 The men of N-Nyinyeve shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise up in t-the j-judgment with this 
g-genyewation, and shaww c-condemn i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wepented a-at t-the pweaching 
of J-Jonyas; and, b-behowd, a gweatew than Jonyas is hewe. 

11:33 N-Nyo ^.^ m-man, when he hath wighted a candwe, putteth it in a secwet 
pwace, nyeithew undew a bushew, but on a candwestick, that they which 
come in may s-see t-the wight. 

(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 The wight of t-the body is t-the eye: thewefowe when thinye eye is 
s-singwe, thy w-whowe body awso is f-fuww of wight; but when thinye eye is 
eviw, thy body awso is f-fuww of dawknyess. 

11:35 Take heed thewefowe that t-the wight which is in thee be nyot 
dawknyess. 

11:36 If thy w-whowe body thewefowe be f-fuww of wight, h-having nyo pawt 
dawk, t-the w-whowe shaww be f-fuww of wight, as when t-the bwight shinying of 
a c-candwe doth g-give thee wight. 

11:37 And as he spake, a c-cewtain Phawisee besought him to dinye with 
him: and he went in, and sat down to meat. 

1-11:38 And when t-the Phawisee saw it, he mawvewwed that he h-had nyot fiwst 
washed befowe d-dinnyew. 

1-11:39 And t-the Wowd said u-unto him, Nyow (^-^*)/ d-do ye (^ω~) P-Phawisees make cwean t-the 
outside of t-the cup and t-the pwattew; but youw inwawd pawt is f-fuww of 
wavenying and wickednyess. 

11:40 Ye f-foows, did nyot he that m-made that which is without make that 
which is within awso? 11:41 But wathew g-give awms of such things as ye 
h-have; and, b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe cwean u-unto you. 

1-11:42 But (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto y-you, Phawisees! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye tithe mint and wue and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
m-mannyew of hewbs, and pass o-ovew j-judgment and t-the wove of G-God: these 
ought ye to have donye, and nyot to weave t-the othew undonye. 

1-11:43 Woe u-unto y-you, Phawisees! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wove t-the u-uppewmost s-seats in t-the 
synyagogues, and gweetings in t-the mawkets. 

11:44 Woe u-unto y-you, scwibes and Phawisees, hypocwites! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe as 
gwaves which appeaw nyot, and t-the men that wawk o-ovew t-them awe nyot awawe 
of them. 

11:45 T-Then answewed onye of t-the wawyews, and said u-unto him, Mastew, 
thus saying t-thou wepwoachest us awso. 

1-11:46 And he said, Woe u-unto you awso, ye w-wawyews! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye w-wade men with 
buwdens gwievous to be bownye, and ye youwsewves touch nyot t-the buwdens 
with onye of youw fingews. 

11:47 Woe u-unto you! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye buiwd t-the sepuwchwes of t-the pwophets, and 
youw f-fathews kiwwed them. 

11:48 Twuwy ye beaw witnyess that ye awwow t-the deeds of youw fathews: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they indeed kiwwed t-them, and ye buiwd theiw sepuwchwes. 

11:49 Thewefowe awso said t-the wisdom of G-God, I wiww send t-them pwophets 
and apostwes, and s-some of t-them they shaww (✧∀✧)/ s-sway and pewsecute: 11:50 
That t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets, which w-was shed fwom t-the f-foundation 
of t-the wowwd, may be wequiwed of this g-genyewation; 11:51 Fwom t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood 
of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew u-unto t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of Z-Zachawias which pewished b-between t-the awtaw 
and t-the tempwe: vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, I-It shaww be wequiwed of this 
genyewation. 

1-11:52 Woe u-unto y-you, w-wawyews! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye have taken away t-the key of 
knyowwedge: ye entewed nyot in youwsewves, and t-them that wewe entewing 
in ye hindewed. 

1-11:53 And as he said these things u-unto t-them, t-the scwibes and t-the 
(^ω~) P-Phawisees began to u-uwge him vehementwy, and to pwovoke him to speak of 
many things: 11:54 Waying wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and seeking to catch something 
out of his mouth, that they m-might a-accuse h-him. 

12:1 In t-the mean time, when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe gathewed togethew an 
innyumewabwe muwtitude of p-peopwe, i-insomuch that they twode onye upon 
anyothew, he began to say u-unto his discipwes fiwst of a-aww, Bewawe ye of 
t-the weaven of t-the Phawisees, which is hypocwisy. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyothing ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-covewed, that shaww nyot be weveawed; nyeithew 
hid, that shaww nyot be knyown. 

12:3 Thewefowe whatsoevew ye have spoken in dawknyess shaww be heawd in 
t-the wight; and that which ye have spoken in t-the eaw in cwosets shaww 
be pwocwaimed upon t-the housetops. 

12:4 And I say u-unto you o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot afwaid of t-them that kiww 
t-the b-body, and aftew that have nyo mowe that they c-can do. 

1-12:5 But I wiww fowewawn you whom ye shaww feaw: Feaw him, which aftew 
he hath kiwwed hath p-powew to cast into h-heww; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I say u-unto y-you, Feaw 
h-him. 

12:6 Awe nyot five spawwows sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow two fawthings, and nyot onye of t-them 
is fowgotten befowe God? (o^ ^o) 1-12:7 But even t-the vewy haiws of youw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head 
awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyumbewed. Feaw nyot thewefowe: ye awe of mowe vawue than many 
spawwows. 

12:8 Awso I say u-unto y-you, Whosoevew shaww confess m-me befowe men, him 
shaww t-the S-Son of man awso confess befowe t-the angews of G-God: 12:9 But 
he that denyieth m-me befowe men shaww be denyied befowe t-the angews of 
God. 

12:10 And w-whosoevew shaww speak a wowd against t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, it 
shaww be fowgiven him: but u-unto him that bwasphemeth against t-the Howy 
Ghost it shaww nyot be fowgiven. 

1-12:11 And when they bwing you u-unto t-the synyagogues, and u-unto 
magistwates, and powews, o(>ω<)o t-take ye nyo thought how ow what t-thing ye shaww 
a-answew, ow what ye shaww say: 12:12 Fow t-the Howy Ghost shaww t-teach you 
in t-the same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw what ye ought to say. 

12:13 And onye of t-the company said u-unto him, Mastew, speak to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bwothew, that he divide t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance with me. 

12:14 And he said u-unto him, Man, who m-made m-me a j-judge ow a d-dividew o-ovew 
y-you? 1-12:15 And he said u-unto t-them, Take heed, and bewawe of 
covetousnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man's wife consisteth nyot in t-the a-abundance of t-the 
things which he possesseth. 

12:16 And he spake a pawabwe u-unto t-them, s-saying, The (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound of a 
c-cewtain wich man b-bwought fowth pwentifuwwy: 12:17 And he thought 
within himsewf, s-saying, What shaww I do, because I have nyo woom whewe 
to bestow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (-_-) f-fwuits? (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 And he said, This wiww I do: I wiww puww 
down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bawns, and buiwd gweatew; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww I bestow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fwuits and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. 

12:19 And I wiww say to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, Souw, t-thou hast m-much goods w-waid up 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many yeaws; o(>ω<)o t-take thinye ease, eat, dwink, and be mewwy. 

12:20 But God said u-unto him, T-Thou foow, this nyight thy souw shaww be 
wequiwed of t-thee: t-then whose shaww those things be, which t-thou hast 
pwovided? 1-12:21 S-So is he that wayeth up tweasuwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and is 
nyot wich towawd God. 

12:22 And he said u-unto his discipwes, Thewefowe I say u-unto y-you, Take 
nyo thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw w-wife, what ye shaww eat; nyeithew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-body, 
what ye shaww put o-on. 

12:23 The wife is mowe than m-meat, and t-the body is mowe than waiment. 

12:24 Considew t-the w-wavens: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they nyeithew sow (=`ω´=) n-nyow weap; which 
nyeithew have stowehouse (=`ω´=) n-nyow b-bawn; and God feedeth (=`ω´=) t-them: how m-much mowe 
awe ye bettew than t-the fowws? 12:25 And which of you with taking 
thought c-can a-add to his statuwe onye cubit? 12:26 If ye t-then be nyot 
abwe to (^-^*)/ d-do that t-thing which is w-weast, why o(>ω<)o t-take ye thought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
w-west? 12:27 Considew t-the wiwies how they gwow: they toiw nyot, they 
spin n-nyot; and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I say u-unto y-you, that S-Sowomon in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his gwowy w-was 
nyot awwayed w-wike onye of these. 

12:28 If t-then God so cwothe t-the gwass, which is to day in t-the fiewd, 
and to mowwow is cast into t-the oven; how m-much mowe wiww he cwothe y-you, 
O-O ye of ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe faith? 12:29 And seek nyot ye what ye shaww eat, ow 
what ye shaww dwink, nyeithew be ye of doubtfuw mind. 

12:30 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things (^-^*)/ d-do t-the nyations of t-the wowwd seek a-aftew: and 
youw Fathew k-knyoweth that ye have nyeed of these things. 

12:31 But wathew seek ye t-the kingdom of God; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things 
shaww be a-added u-unto you. 

12:32 Feaw nyot, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fwock; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is youw Fathew's g-good pweasuwe to 
g-give you t-the (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

1-12:33 Seww that ye have, and g-give a-awms; pwovide youwsewves bags which 
wax nyot o-owd, a tweasuwe in t-the h-heavens that faiweth nyot, whewe nyo 
t-thief appwoacheth, nyeithew ^w^ m-moth cowwupteth. 

12:34 Fow whewe youw tweasuwe is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wiww youw heawt be awso. 

12:35 Wet youw woins be giwded a-about, and youw wights buwnying; 12:36 
And ye youwsewves w-wike u-unto men that wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wowd, when he wiww 
(´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn fwom t-the ♡(｡- ω -) w-wedding; that when he cometh and knyocketh, they may 
open u-unto him immediatewy. 

1-12:37 Bwessed awe those sewvants, whom t-the wowd when he cometh shaww 
f-find watching: vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, that he shaww giwd himsewf, and 
make t-them to sit down to m-meat, and wiww come fowth and sewve them. 

12:38 And if he shaww come in t-the second watch, ow come in t-the thiwd 
watch, and f-find t-them so, bwessed awe those sewvants. 

12:39 And this knyow, that if t-the goodman of t-the house h-had knyown what 
(*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw t-the t-thief w-wouwd come, he w-wouwd have watched, and nyot have 
suffewed his house to be bwoken thwough. 

1-12:40 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye thewefowe weady awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the S-Son of man cometh a-at an (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw 
when ye think n-nyot. 

12:41 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, W-Wowd, speakest t-thou this pawabwe u-unto 
u-us, ow even to aww? 12:42 And t-the Wowd said, Who t-then is that 
faithfuw and wise stewawd, whom his wowd shaww make wuwew o-ovew his 
h-househowd, to g-give t-them theiw powtion of meat in d-due s-season? 12:43 
Bwessed is that s-sewvant, whom his wowd when he cometh shaww f-find so 
doing. 

12:44 O-Of a twuth I say u-unto y-you, that he wiww make him wuwew o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that he h-hath. 

(　･ω･)☞ 1-12:45 But and if that sewvant say in his heawt, My wowd d-dewayeth his 
＼(≧▽≦)／ c-coming; and shaww b-begin to beat t-the mensewvants and m-maidens, and to 
e-eat and dwink, and to be dwunken; 12:46 The wowd of that sewvant wiww 
come in a day when he wooketh nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and a-at an (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw when he is 
nyot awawe, and wiww cut him in sundew, and wiww appoint him his 
powtion with t-the unbewievews. 

1-12:47 And that s-sewvant, which knyew his wowd's wiww, and pwepawed nyot 
himsewf, nyeithew did a-accowding to his wiww, shaww be beaten with many 
s-stwipes. 

12:48 But he that knyew nyot, and did commit things wowthy of stwipes, 
shaww be beaten with f-few s-stwipes. Fow u-unto w-whomsoevew m-much is given, 
of him shaww be m-much wequiwed: and to whom men have committed ^w^ m-much, of 
him they wiww ask t-the mowe. 

12:49 I am come to send fiwe on t-the eawth; and what wiww I, if it be 
awweady kindwed? 12:50 But I have a baptism to be baptized with; and 
how am I stwaitenyed tiww it be (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-accompwished! 1-12:51 uWu S-Suppose ye that I 
am come to g-give peace on eawth? I teww y-you, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but wathew division: 
1-12:52 Fow fwom hencefowth (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be five in onye house divided, 
thwee against two, and two against thwee. 

12:53 The o(>ω<)o f-fathew shaww be d-divided against t-the son, and t-the son against 
t-the f-fathew; t-the mothew against t-the d-daughtew, and t-the daughtew against 
t-the mothew; t-the mothew in (☆▽☆) w-waw against hew daughtew in w-waw, and t-the 
daughtew in (☆▽☆) w-waw against hew mothew in waw. 

12:54 And he said awso to t-the p-peopwe, When ye s-see a cwoud (☆ω☆) w-wise out of 
t-the west, stwaightway ye say, Thewe cometh a showew; and so it is. 

12:55 And when ye s-see t-the south wind bwow, ye say, Thewe wiww be heat; 
and it cometh to pass. 

12:56 Ye h-hypocwites, ye c-can discewn t-the f-face of t-the sky and of t-the 
eawth; but how is it that ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyot discewn this time? 12:57 Yea, and 
why even of youwsewves j-judge ye nyot what is wight? 12:58 When t-thou 
goest with thinye a-advewsawy to t-the magistwate, as t-thou awt in t-the way, 
g-give diwigence that t-thou mayest be dewivewed fwom h-him; west he hawe 
thee to t-the judge, and t-the j-judge d-dewivew thee to t-the officew, and t-the 
officew cast thee into pwison. 

12:59 I teww thee, t-thou shawt nyot depawt thence, tiww t-thou hast paid 
t-the vewy wast mite. 

13:1 Thewe wewe pwesent a-at that season s-some that towd him of t-the 
Gawiwaeans, whose ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood Piwate h-had mingwed with theiw sacwifices. 

13:2 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto t-them, uWu S-Suppose ye that these 
Gawiwaeans wewe sinnyews a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Gawiwaeans, because they 
suffewed such (o^▽^o) t-things? 13:3 I teww y-you, Nyay: but, except ye wepent, ye 
shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wikewise pewish. 

13:4 Ow those eighteen, upon whom t-the towew in Siwoam feww, and swew 
t-them, think ye that they wewe sinnyews a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men that d-dwewt in 
Jewusawem? 13:5 I teww y-you, Nyay: but, except ye wepent, ye shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
wikewise pewish. 

13:6 He spake awso this p-pawabwe; A-A c-cewtain man h-had a fig twee pwanted 
in his v-vinyeyawd; and he came and sought fwuit theweon, and f-found n-nyonye. 

13:7 T-Then said he u-unto t-the d-dwessew of his v-vinyeyawd, Behowd, these 
thwee yeaws I come seeking fwuit on this fig twee, and f-find nyonye: cut 
it down; why c-cumbeweth it t-the gwound? 13:8 And he answewing said u-unto 
him, W-Wowd, wet it awonye this yeaw awso, tiww I shaww dig about it, and 
(* ^ ω ^) d-dung i-it: 13:9 And if it beaw f-fwuit, weww: and if nyot, t-then aftew that 
t-thou shawt cut it down. 

1-13:10 And he w-was teaching in onye of t-the synyagogues on t-the sabbath. 

1-13:11 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a woman which h-had a spiwit of infiwmity 
eighteen yeaws, and w-was b-bowed togethew, and couwd in nyo wise wift up 
hewsewf. 

13:12 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw hew, he cawwed hew to him, and said u-unto hew, 
Woman, t-thou awt w-woosed fwom thinye infiwmity. 

13:13 And he w-waid his h-hands on hew: and immediatewy she w-was m-made 
(＃￣ω￣) s-stwaight, and gwowified God. 

13:14 And t-the wuwew of t-the synyagogue answewed with i-indignyation, 
because that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had heawed on t-the sabbath day, and said u-unto t-the 
p-peopwe, Thewe awe six days in which men ought to wowk: in t-them 
thewefowe come and be heawed, and nyot on t-the sabbath d-day. 

13:15 The Wowd t-then answewed him, and said, T-Thou hypocwite, doth nyot 
each onye of you on t-the sabbath woose his (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox ow his a-ass fwom t-the staww, 
and wead him away to w-watewing? 1-13:16 And ought nyot this woman, being 
a daughtew of A-Abwaham, whom Satan hath bound, wo, these eighteen 
yeaws, be w-woosed fwom this bond on t-the sabbath day? 13:17 And when he 
h-had said these things, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his advewsawies wewe ashamed: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe w-wejoiced (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwowious things that wewe donye by h-him. 

13:18 T-Then said he, Unto what is t-the kingdom of God wike? and 
wheweunto shaww I wesembwe it? 13:19 I-It is w-wike a gwain of mustawd 
seed, which a man took, and cast into his gawden; and it gwew, and 
(o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed a gweat twee; and t-the f-fowws of t-the aiw wodged in t-the bwanches of 
it. 

1-13:20 And again he said, ;;w;; W-Wheweunto shaww I wiken t-the kingdom of God? 
13:21 I-It is w-wike weaven, which a woman took and hid in thwee measuwes 
of m-meaw, tiww t-the w-whowe w-was w-weavenyed. 

13:22 And he went thwough t-the c-cities and viwwages, t-teaching, and 
jouwnyeying towawd Jewusawem. 

13:23 T-Then said onye u-unto him, W-Wowd, awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-few that be saved? And 
he said u-unto t-them, 13:24 Stwive to entew in a-at t-the s-stwait (´ ω `♡) g-gate: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
many, I say u-unto y-you, wiww seek to entew in, and shaww nyot be abwe. 

13:25 When o-once t-the mastew of t-the house is wisen up, and hath s-shut to 
t-the d-doow, and ye b-begin to stand without, and to knyock a-at t-the d-doow, 
s-saying, W-Wowd, W-Wowd, open u-unto us; and he shaww answew and say u-unto 
y-you, I knyow you nyot whence ye awe: 13:26 T-Then shaww ye b-begin to say, 
We have eaten and dwunk in thy pwesence, and t-thou hast taught in ouw 
stweets. 

13:27 But he shaww say, I teww y-you, I knyow you nyot whence ye awe; 
depawt fwom me, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye wowkews of inyiquity. 

13:28 Thewe shaww be weeping and gnyashing of t-teeth, when ye shaww s-see 
A-Abwaham, and Isaac, and Jacob, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets, in t-the kingdom of 
G-God, and you youwsewves thwust ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

13:29 And they shaww come fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, and fwom t-the west, and fwom 
t-the nyowth, and fwom t-the south, and shaww sit down in t-the kingdom of 
God. 

13:30 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe wast which shaww be fiwst, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe 
fiwst which shaww be wast. 

13:31 The same day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came c-cewtain of t-the Phawisees, saying u-unto 
him, Get thee (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and depawt hence: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Hewod wiww kiww thee. 

~(>_<~) 1-13:32 And he said u-unto t-them, Go ye, and teww that fox, Behowd, I cast 
out ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and I (^-^*)/ d-do c-cuwes to day and to mowwow, and t-the thiwd day I 
shaww be pewfected. 

13:33 Nyevewthewess I (* ^ ω ^) m-must wawk to day, and to mowwow, and t-the day 
fowwowing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it c-cannyot be that a pwophet pewish out of Jewusawem. 

13:34 O-O J-Jewusawem, J-Jewusawem, which kiwwest t-the pwophets, and stonyest 
t-them that awe sent u-unto thee; how often w-wouwd I have gathewed thy 
chiwdwen togethew, as a hen doth gathew hew b-bwood undew hew w-wings, and 
ye w-wouwd n-nyot! 13:35 Behowd, youw house is weft u-unto you desowate: and 
vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Ye shaww nyot s-see me, untiw t-the time come when 
ye shaww say, Bwessed is he that cometh in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd. 

14:1 And it came to pass, as he went into t-the house of onye of t-the 
chief (^ω~) P-Phawisees to e-eat bwead on t-the sabbath day, that they watched 
h-him. 

14:2 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain man befowe him which h-had t-the 
dwopsy. 

14:3 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing spake u-unto t-the wawyews and Phawisees, s-saying, 
Is it wawfuw to heaw on t-the sabbath day? 14:4 And they hewd theiw 
p-peace. And he took him, and heawed him, and wet him go; 1-14:5 And 
answewed t-them, s-saying, W-Which of you shaww have an a-ass ow an (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox f-fawwen 
into a pit, and wiww nyot stwaightway puww him out on t-the sabbath day? 
14:6 And they couwd nyot answew him again to these things. 

14:7 And he put fowth a pawabwe to those which wewe bidden, when he 
mawked how they chose out t-the chief wooms; saying u-unto them. 

14:8 When t-thou awt bidden of any man to a wedding, sit nyot down in t-the 
highest woom; west a mowe honyouwabwe man than t-thou be bidden of h-him; 
14:9 And he that bade thee and him come and say to thee, Give this man 
pwace; and t-thou b-begin with shame to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the w-wowest woom. 

14:10 But when t-thou awt bidden, go and sit down in t-the w-wowest woom; 
that when he that bade thee cometh, he may say u-unto thee, Fwiend, go 
up highew: t-then shawt t-thou have w-wowship in t-the pwesence of t-them that 
sit a-at meat with thee. 

14:11 Fow w-whosoevew (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth himsewf shaww be a-abased; and he that 
humbweth himsewf shaww be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 

1-14:12 T-Then said he awso to him that bade him, When t-thou makest a 
dinnyew ow a suppew, caww nyot thy ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy bwethwen, nyeithew 
thy kinsmen, (=`ω´=) n-nyow thy wich nyeighbouws; west they awso bid thee again, 
and a wecompence be m-made thee. 

14:13 But when t-thou makest a f-feast, caww t-the poow, t-the maimed, t-the 
wame, t-the bwind: 14:14 And t-thou shawt be bwessed; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they c-cannyot 
wecompense t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou shawt be >_< w-wecompensed a-at t-the wesuwwection of 
t-the just. 

1-14:15 And when onye of t-them that sat a-at meat with him heawd these 
things, he said u-unto him, Bwessed is he that shaww e-eat bwead in t-the 
kingdom of God. 

14:16 T-Then said he u-unto him, A-A c-cewtain man m-made a gweat suppew, and 
bade many: 14:17 And sent his sewvant a-at suppew time to say to t-them 
that wewe bidden, C-Come; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe nyow weady. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww with onye consent began to make e-excuse. The fiwst 
said u-unto him, I have bought a piece of g-gwound, and I (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds go 
and s-see i-it: I p-pway thee have m-me excused. 

1-14:19 And anyothew said, I have bought five ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of oxen, and I go to 
pwove (=`ω´=) t-them: I p-pway thee have m-me excused. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And anyothew said, I have mawwied a wife, and thewefowe I c-cannyot 
come. 

1-14:21 S-So that sewvant came, and shewed his wowd these things. T-Then t-the 
mastew of t-the house being angwy said to his s-sewvant, Go out quickwy 
into t-the s-stweets and wanyes of t-the city, and bwing in hithew t-the poow, 
and t-the maimed, and t-the hawt, and t-the bwind. 

14:22 And t-the sewvant said, W-Wowd, it is donye as t-thou hast commanded, 
and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is woom. 

14:23 And t-the wowd said u-unto t-the s-sewvant, Go out into t-the highways and 
hedges, and compew t-them to come in, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my house may be fiwwed. 

14:24 Fow I say u-unto y-you, That nyonye of those men which wewe bidden 
shaww taste of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suppew. 

14:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went gweat m-muwtitudes with him: and he tuwnyed, and 
said u-unto t-them, 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate nyot his fathew, 
and mothew, and wife, and c-chiwdwen, and bwethwen, and sistews, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, 
and his own wife awso, he c-cannyot be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwe. 

14:27 And w-whosoevew doth nyot beaw his cwoss, and come aftew me, c-cannyot 
be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwe. 

14:28 Fow which of y-you, intending to buiwd a towew, sitteth nyot down 
fiwst, and c-counteth t-the cost, whethew he have sufficient to finyish it? 
14:29 West hapwy, aftew he hath w-waid t-the f-foundation, and is nyot abwe 
to finyish it, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that (x_x)V b-behowd it b-begin to mock him, 14:30 Saying, This 
man began to b-buiwd, and w-was nyot abwe to finyish. 

14:31 Ow what king, g-going to make waw against anyothew king, sitteth 
nyot down fiwst, and consuwteth whethew he be abwe with t-ten t-thousand to 
meet him that cometh against him with ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand? 14:32 Ow ewse, 
whiwe t-the othew is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a gweat w-way off, he (-_-) s-sendeth an ambassage, and 
desiweth conditions of p-peace. 

14:33 S-So (　･ω･)☞ w-wikewise, w-whosoevew he be of you that fowsaketh nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
he h-hath, he c-cannyot be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwe. 

1-14:34 Sawt is good: but if t-the sawt have wost his savouw, whewewith 
shaww it be seasonyed? 14:35 I-It is nyeithew fit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wand, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dunghiww; but men cast it ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. He that hath eaws to h-heaw, wet 
him heaw. 

15:1 T-Then dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pubwicans and sinnyews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to h-heaw 
h-him. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and scwibes muwmuwed, s-saying, This man 
weceiveth sinnyews, and eateth with them. 

1-15:3 And he spake this pawabwe u-unto t-them, s-saying, :3 1-15:4 What man of 
y-you, h-having an hundwed sheep, if he wose onye of t-them, doth nyot weave 
t-the nyinyety and nyinye in t-the wiwdewnyess, and go aftew that which is 
w-wost, untiw he f-find it? 1-15:5 And when he hath f-found it, he wayeth it 
on his shouwdews, wejoicing. 

15:6 And when he cometh home, he cawweth togethew his fwiends and 
nyeighbouws, saying u-unto t-them, Wejoice with m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have f-found o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
sheep which w-was w-wost. 

15:7 I say u-unto y-you, that wikewise joy shaww be in heaven o-ovew onye 
sinnyew that wepenteth, mowe than o-ovew nyinyety and nyinye just p-pewsons, 
which nyeed nyo wepentance. 

15:8 Eithew what woman h-having t-ten pieces of s-siwvew, if she wose onye 
piece, doth nyot wight a candwe, and sweep t-the h-house, and seek 
diwigentwy tiww she f-find it? 15:9 And when she hath f-found it, she 
cawweth hew fwiends and hew uWu n-nyeighbouws togethew, s-saying, Wejoice with 
m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have f-found t-the piece which I h-had w-wost. 

15:10 Wikewise, I say u-unto y-you, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is joy in t-the pwesence of t-the 
angews of God o-ovew onye sinnyew that w-wepenteth. 

15:11 And he said, A-A c-cewtain man h-had two sons: 15:12 And t-the youngew 
of t-them said to his fathew, Fathew, g-give m-me t-the powtion of goods that 
f-fawweth to me. And he d-divided u-unto t-them his wiving. 

1-15:13 And nyot many days aftew t-the youngew son gathewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww togethew, 
and took his jouwnyey into a faw countwy, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wasted his 
s-substance with wiotous wiving. 

15:14 And when he h-had spent a-aww, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a mighty faminye in that 
wand; and he began to be in want. 

15:15 And he went and j-joinyed himsewf to a citizen of that countwy; and 
he sent him into his fiewds to feed swinye. 

15:16 And he w-wouwd fain have fiwwed his bewwy with t-the husks that t-the 
s-swinye did eat: and nyo man gave u-unto h-him. 

15:17 And when he came to himsewf, he said, How many h-hiwed (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's have bwead e-enyough and to spawe, and I pewish with hungew! 
15:18 I wiww a-awise and go to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew, and wiww say u-unto him, Fathew, 
I have sinnyed against heaven, and befowe thee, 1-15:19 And am nyo mowe 
wowthy to be cawwed thy son: make m-me as onye of thy h-hiwed sewvants. 

1-15:20 And he a-awose, and came to his fathew. But when he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a 
gweat w-way off, his o(>ω<)o f-fathew saw him, and h-had compassion, and wan, and 
feww on his nyeck, and kissed h-him. 

15:21 And t-the son said u-unto him, Fathew, I have sinnyed against heaven, 
and in thy s-sight, and am nyo mowe wowthy to be cawwed thy (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

15:22 But t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew said to his sewvants, Bwing fowth t-the best w-wobe, 
and put it on h-him; and put a w-wing on his hand, and shoes on his feet: 
1-15:23 And bwing hithew t-the fatted cawf, and kiww it; and wet us eat, 
and be m-mewwy: 1-15:24 Fow this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son w-was dead, and is a-awive a-again; he 
w-was w-wost, and is found. And they began to be mewwy. 

15:25 Nyow his ewdew son w-was in t-the fiewd: and as he came and dwew nyigh 
to t-the h-house, he heawd musick and dancing. 

15:26 And he cawwed onye of t-the sewvants, and asked what these things 
meant. 

15:27 And he said u-unto him, Thy b-bwothew is come; and thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew hath 
kiwwed t-the fatted cawf, because he hath weceived him safe and sound. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And he w-was angwy, and w-wouwd nyot go in: thewefowe came his o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
(* ^ ω ^) o-out, and intweated h-him. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 And he answewing said to his fathew, Wo, these many yeaws (^-^*)/ d-do I 
sewve thee, nyeithew twansgwessed I a-at any time thy commandment: and 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-thou nyevew gavest m-me a kid, that I m-might make mewwy with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fwiends: 15:30 But as soon as this thy son w-was come, which hath 
devouwed thy wiving with hawwots, t-thou hast kiwwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him t-the fatted 
c-cawf. 

15:31 And he said u-unto him, Son, t-thou awt e-evew with me, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I 
have is thinye. 

15:32 I-It w-was meet that we shouwd make mewwy, and be gwad: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this thy 
b-bwothew w-was dead, and is a-awive a-again; and w-was w-wost, and is found. 

16:1 And he said awso u-unto his discipwes, Thewe w-was a c-cewtain wich 
^.^ m-man, which h-had a stewawd; and t-the same w-was a-accused u-unto him that he 
h-had w-wasted his (╬ Ò﹏Ó) g-goods. 

16:2 And he cawwed him, and said u-unto him, How is it that I h-heaw this 
of thee? g-give an ( ~*-*)~ a-account of thy stewawdship; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou mayest be nyo 
wongew stewawd. 

16:3 T-Then t-the stewawd said within himsewf, What shaww I do? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowd taketh away fwom m-me t-the stewawdship: I c-cannyot d-dig; to beg I am 
a-ashamed. 

16:4 I am wesowved what to do, that, when I am put out of t-the 
stewawdship, they may weceive m-me into theiw houses. 

16:5 S-So he cawwed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of his wowd's debtows u-unto him, and said 
u-unto t-the fiwst, How m-much owest t-thou u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd? 1-16:6 And he said, 
An hundwed measuwes of oiw. And he said u-unto him, Take thy biww, and 
sit down quickwy, and wwite fifty. 

16:7 T-Then said he to anyothew, And how m-much owest thou? And he said, An 
hundwed measuwes of wheat. And he said u-unto him, Take thy biww, and 
wwite fouwscowe. 

16:8 And t-the wowd c-commended t-the unjust stewawd, because he h-had donye 
wisewy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen of this wowwd awe in theiw genyewation wisew 
than t-the chiwdwen of wight. 

1-16:9 And I say u-unto y-you, Make to youwsewves fwiends of t-the mammon of 
unwighteousnyess; that, when ye faiw, they may weceive you into 
evewwasting habitations. 

1-16:10 He that is faithfuw in that which is weast is faithfuw awso in 
much: and he that is unjust in t-the weast is unjust awso in much. 

16:11 If thewefowe ye have nyot b-been faithfuw in t-the unwighteous 
mammon, who wiww commit to youw t-twust t-the twue w-wiches? 1-16:12 And if 
ye have nyot b-been faithfuw in that which is anyothew m-man's, who shaww 
g-give you that which is youw own? 16:13 N-Nyo sewvant c-can sewve two 
mastews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eithew he wiww hate t-the o-onye, and wove t-the othew; ow ewse 
he wiww h-howd to t-the o-onye, and despise t-the o-othew. Ye c-cannyot sewve God 
and mammon. 

1-16:14 And t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees awso, who wewe c-covetous, heawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these 
things: and they dewided h-him. 

xDD 1-16:15 And he said u-unto t-them, Ye awe they which justify youwsewves 
befowe men; but God k-knyoweth youw heawts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which is (o_O)! h-highwy 
esteemed among men is a-abominyation in t-the sight of God. 

16:16 The (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the pwophets wewe untiw John: since that time t-the 
kingdom of God is pweached, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man pwesseth into it. 

1-16:17 And it is easiew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow heaven and eawth to pass, than onye tittwe 
of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw to faiw. 

1-16:18 Whosoevew putteth away his wife, and mawwieth anyothew, 
committeth aduwtewy: and w-whosoevew mawwieth hew that is put away fwom 
hew h-husband committeth aduwtewy. 

16:19 Thewe w-was a c-cewtain wich ^.^ m-man, which w-was cwothed in puwpwe and 
finye winyen, and fawed sumptuouswy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy day: 16:20 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a 
c-cewtain beggaw nyamed Wazawus, which w-was w-waid a-at his gate, f-fuww of 
s-sowes, 16:21 And desiwing to be fed with t-the cwumbs which feww fwom 
t-the wich man's tabwe: moweovew t-the dogs came and wicked his ~(>_<~) s-sowes. 

16:22 And it came to pass, that t-the beggaw died, and w-was cawwied by 
t-the angews into Abwaham's bosom: t-the wich man awso died, and w-was 
buwied; 1-16:23 And in heww he wift up his eyes, being in t-towments, and 
seeth A-Abwaham afaw off, and Wazawus in his bosom. 

16:24 And he cwied and said, Fathew A-Abwaham, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on me, and 
send Wazawus, that he may dip t-the t-tip of his f-fingew in watew, and coow 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am towmented in this f-fwame. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 But A-Abwaham said, Son, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that t-thou in thy wifetime 
weceivedst thy g-good things, and wikewise Wazawus eviw things: but nyow 
he is comfowted, and t-thou awt towmented. 

16:26 And beside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, b-between us and you (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a gweat guwf 
fixed: so that they which w-wouwd pass fwom hence to you cannyot; nyeithew 
c-can they pass to u-us, that w-wouwd come fwom thence. 

16:27 T-Then he said, I p-pway thee thewefowe, fathew, that t-thou wouwdest 
send him to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathew's house: 1-16:28 Fow I have five bwethwen; that he 
may t-testify u-unto t-them, west they awso come into this pwace of towment. 

16:29 A-Abwaham saith u-unto him, They have Moses and t-the pwophets; wet 
t-them h-heaw them. 

16:30 And he said, Nyay, o(>ω<)o f-fathew Abwaham: but if onye went u-unto t-them fwom 
t-the dead, they wiww w-wepent. 

16:31 And he said u-unto him, If they h-heaw nyot Moses and t-the pwophets, 
nyeithew wiww they be pewsuaded, t-though onye w-wose fwom t-the dead. 

17:1 T-Then said he u-unto t-the discipwes, I-It is impossibwe but that 
offences wiww c-come: but (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto him, thwough whom they come! 17:2 I-It 
wewe bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him that a miwwstonye wewe hanged about his nyeck, and 
he cast into t-the sea, than that he shouwd offend onye of these ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
onyes. 

17:3 Take heed to youwsewves: If thy b-bwothew twespass against thee, 
webuke h-him; and if he wepent, fowgive h-him. 

17:4 And if he twespass against thee seven times in a day, and seven 
times in a day tuwn again to thee, s-saying, I wepent; t-thou shawt 
fowgive h-him. 

17:5 And t-the apostwes said u-unto t-the W-Wowd, Incwease ouw faith. 

17:6 And t-the Wowd said, If ye h-had f-faith as a gwain of mustawd seed, ye 
m-might say u-unto this sycaminye twee, (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou p-pwucked up by t-the woot, and 
be t-thou pwanted in t-the sea; and it shouwd obey you. 

17:7 But which of y-you, h-having a sewvant p-pwowing ow feeding cattwe, 
wiww say u-unto him by and by, when he is come fwom t-the fiewd, Go and 
sit down to meat? 1-17:8 And wiww nyot wathew say u-unto him, Make weady 
whewewith I may sup, and giwd xDD t-thysewf, and sewve me, tiww I have eaten 
and dwunken; and aftewwawd t-thou shawt e-eat and dwink? 17:9 Doth he 
thank that sewvant because he did t-the things that wewe commanded h-him? 
I t-twow n-nyot. 

17:10 S-So wikewise ye, when ye shaww have donye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww those things which 
awe commanded y-you, say, We awe unpwofitabwe sewvants: we have donye 
that which w-was ouw duty to do. 

17:11 And it came to pass, as he went to J-Jewusawem, that he passed 
thwough t-the m-midst of Samawia and Gawiwee. 

17:12 And as he entewed into a c-cewtain viwwage, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe met him t-ten men 
that wewe wepews, which s-stood afaw off: 17:13 And they w-wifted up theiw 
voices, and said, Jesus, Mastew, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on us. 

17:14 And when he saw t-them, he said u-unto t-them, Go s-shew youwsewves u-unto 
t-the pwiests. And it came to pass, that, as they went, they wewe 
(´ ω `♡) *notices bulge* c-cweansed. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And onye of t-them, when he saw that he w-was heawed, (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed b-back, 
and with a w-woud voice gwowified G-God, 17:16 And feww down on his f-face 
a-at his feet, giving him t-thanks: and he w-was a Samawitan. 

17:17 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said, W-Wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot t-ten cweansed? but whewe 
awe t-the nyinye? 17:18 Thewe awe nyot f-found that wetuwnyed to g-give gwowy 
to G-God, s-save this s-stwangew. 

17:19 And he said u-unto him, Awise, go thy w-way: thy f-faith hath m-made 
thee w-whowe. 

17:20 And when he w-was demanded of t-the Phawisees, when t-the kingdom of 
God shouwd come, he answewed t-them and said, The kingdom of God cometh 
nyot with o-obsewvation: 17:21 N-Nyeithew shaww they say, W-Wo hewe! ow, wo 
thewe! fow, b-behowd, t-the kingdom of God is within you. 

17:22 And he said u-unto t-the discipwes, The days wiww come, when ye 
shaww d-desiwe to s-see onye of t-the days of t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, and ye shaww 
nyot s-see it. 

17:23 And they shaww say to y-you, See hewe; ow, s-see thewe: go nyot aftew 
t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowwow them. 

17:24 Fow as t-the w-wightnying, that wightenyeth out of t-the onye pawt undew 
heaven, shinyeth u-unto t-the othew pawt undew heaven; so shaww awso t-the 
S-Son of man be in his d-day. 

17:25 But fiwst (* ^ ω ^) m-must he s-suffew many things, and be wejected of this 
genyewation. 

17:26 And as it w-was in t-the days of Nyoe, so shaww it be awso in t-the 
days of t-the S-Son of m-man. 

17:27 They did eat, they dwank, they mawwied wives, they wewe given in 
mawwiage, untiw t-the day that Nyoe entewed into t-the awk, and t-the fwood 
came, and destwoyed t-them aww. 

17:28 Wikewise awso as it w-was in t-the days of Wot; they did eat, they 
dwank, they (☆ω☆) b-bought, they s-sowd, they pwanted, they buiwded; 17:29 But 
t-the same day that W-Wot went out of Sodom it wainyed fiwe and (っ˘ω˘ς ) b-bwimstonye 
fwom heaven, and destwoyed t-them aww. 

17:30 Even thus shaww it be in t-the day when t-the S-Son of man is 
w-weveawed. 

17:31 In that day, he which shaww be upon t-the housetop, and his stuff 
in t-the h-house, wet him nyot come down to o(>ω<)o t-take it (☆ω☆) a-away: and he that is in 
t-the fiewd, wet him wikewise nyot (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn back. 

17:32 Wemembew Wot's wife. 

17:33 Whosoevew shaww seek to s-save his wife shaww wose it; and 
w-whosoevew shaww wose his wife shaww pwesewve it. 

17:34 I teww y-you, in that nyight (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be two men in onye bed; t-the 
onye shaww be taken, and t-the othew shaww be weft. 

17:35 Two w-women shaww be gwinding togethew; t-the onye shaww be taken, 
and t-the othew weft. 

17:36 Two men shaww be in t-the fiewd; t-the onye shaww be taken, and t-the 
othew weft. 

17:37 And they answewed and said u-unto him, Whewe, Wowd? And he said 
u-unto t-them, Whewesoevew t-the body is, thithew wiww t-the e-eagwes be 
gathewed togethew. 

18:1 And he spake a pawabwe u-unto t-them to this end, that men ought 
awways to (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, and nyot to faint; 18:2 Saying, Thewe w-was in a city a 
judge, which feawed nyot G-God, nyeithew wegawded man: 18:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
a widow in that c-city; and she came u-unto him, s-saying, A-Avenge m-me of minye 
advewsawy. 

18:4 And he w-wouwd nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a whiwe: but aftewwawd he said within 
himsewf, Though I f-feaw nyot G-God, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wegawd man; 18:5 Y-Yet because this 
widow t-twoubweth me, I wiww avenge hew, west by hew c-continyuaw coming 
she weawy me. 

18:6 And t-the Wowd said, Heaw what t-the unjust j-judge saith. 

18:7 And shaww nyot God avenge his own ewect, which (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy day and nyight 
u-unto him, t-though he beaw wong with them? 18:8 I teww you that he wiww 
avenge t-them s-speediwy. Nyevewthewess when t-the S-Son of man cometh, shaww 
he f-find f-faith on t-the eawth? 18:9 And he spake this pawabwe u-unto 
c-cewtain which twusted in themsewves that they wewe (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and 
(>_<) d-despised othews: 18:10 Two men went up into t-the tempwe to pway; t-the 
onye a Phawisee, and t-the othew a pubwican. 

1-18:11 The Phawisee s-stood and pwayed thus with himsewf, G-God, I thank 
thee, that I am nyot as othew men a-awe, extowtionyews, u-unjust, 
aduwtewews, ow even as this pubwican. 

18:12 I fast UwU t-twice in t-the uWu w-week, I g-give tithes of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that I possess. 

18:13 And t-the pubwican, standing afaw off, w-wouwd nyot wift up so m-much 
as his eyes u-unto heaven, but smote upon his bweast, s-saying, God be 
m-mewcifuw to m-me a sinnyew. 

18:14 I teww y-you, this man went down to his house j-justified wathew 
than t-the othew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth himsewf shaww be a-abased; 
and he that humbweth himsewf shaww be (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) *twerks* e-exawted. 

18:15 And they b-bwought u-unto him awso infants, that he w-wouwd touch 
(=`ω´=) t-them: but when his discipwes saw it, they webuked them. 

18:16 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cawwed t-them u-unto him, and said, Suffew ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe chiwdwen 
to come u-unto me, and fowbid t-them nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of such is t-the kingdom of 
God. 

18:17 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Whosoevew shaww nyot weceive t-the kingdom 
of God as a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwd shaww in nyo wise entew thewein. 

18:18 And a c-cewtain wuwew asked him, s-saying, Good Mastew, what shaww I 
(^-^*)/ d-do to i-inhewit etewnyaw wife? 18:19 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Why 
cawwest t-thou m-me good? nyonye is g-good, s-save o-onye, that is, God. 

18:20 T-Thou k-knyowest t-the commandments, Do nyot commit a-aduwtewy, Do nyot 
k-kiww, Do nyot steaw, Do nyot beaw f-fawse witnyess, Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and 
thy m-mothew. 

1-18:21 And he said, Aww these have I kept fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

18:22 Nyow when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd these things, he said u-unto him, Y-Yet wackest 
t-thou onye thing: seww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-thou h-hast, and d-distwibute u-unto t-the poow, 
and t-thou shawt have tweasuwe in heaven: and come, fowwow me. 

1-18:23 And when he heawd this, he w-was vewy sowwowfuw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was vewy 
w-wich. 

18:24 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw that he w-was vewy sowwowfuw, he said, How 
hawdwy shaww they that have w-wiches entew into t-the kingdom of G-God! 
18:25 Fow it is easiew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-camew to go thwough a nyeedwe's eye, than 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wich man to entew into t-the kingdom of God. 

18:26 And they that heawd it said, Who t-then c-can be saved? 18:27 And 
he said, The things which awe impossibwe with men awe p-possibwe with 
God. 

18:28 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said, Wo, we have weft a-aww, and f-fowwowed thee. 

18:29 And he said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, Thewe is nyo man 
that hath weft h-house, ow pawents, ow bwethwen, ow wife, ow c-chiwdwen, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kingdom of God's sake, 18:30 Who shaww nyot weceive manyifowd 
mowe in this pwesent time, and in t-the wowwd to come wife evewwasting. 

18:31 T-Then he took u-unto him t-the twewve, and said u-unto t-them, Behowd, we 
go up to J-Jewusawem, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe wwitten by t-the pwophets 
c-concewnying t-the S-Son of man shaww be a-accompwished. 

(o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 Fow he shaww be dewivewed u-unto t-the G-Gentiwes, and shaww be 
mocked, and spitefuwwy e-entweated, and spitted on: (* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 And they shaww 
scouwge him, and put him to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: and t-the thiwd day he shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise 
again. 

1-18:34 And they undewstood nyonye of these things: and this saying w-was 
hid fwom t-them, nyeithew knyew they t-the things which wewe spoken. 

18:35 And it came to pass, that as he w-was come nyigh u-unto Jewicho, a 
c-cewtain bwind man sat by t-the w-way side begging: 1-18:36 And heawing t-the 
muwtitude pass by, he asked what it meant. 

18:37 And they towd him, that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth passeth by. 

18:38 And he cwied, s-saying, Jesus, t-thou son of D-David, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on 
me. 

18:39 And they which went befowe webuked him, that he shouwd h-howd his 
peace: but he cwied so m-much t-the m-mowe, T-Thou son of D-David, have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on 
me. 

18:40 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus stood, and commanded him to be b-bwought u-unto him: and 
when he w-was come nyeaw, he asked him, 18:41 Saying, What wiwt t-thou that 
I shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto thee? And he said, W-Wowd, that I may weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sight. 

18:42 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Weceive thy sight: thy f-faith hath saved 
thee. 

18:43 And immediatewy he weceived his s-sight, and f-fowwowed him, 
gwowifying G-God: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, when they saw it, gave pwaise u-unto 
God. 

19:1 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus entewed and passed thwough Jewicho. 

19:2 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man nyamed Zacchaeus, which w-was t-the chief 
among t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ *hugs tightly* p-pubwicans, and he w-was w-wich. 

19:3 And he sought to s-see ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus who he w-was; and couwd nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
pwess, because he w-was ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe of s-statuwe. 

19:4 And he wan b-befowe, and c-cwimbed up into a sycomowe twee to s-see 
him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was to pass that way. 

19:5 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came to t-the pwace, he wooked up, and saw him, and 
said u-unto him, Zacchaeus, make haste, and come down; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to day I (* ^ ω ^) m-must 
abide a-at thy house. 

1-19:6 And he m-made haste, and came down, and weceived him joyfuwwy. 

19:7 And when they saw it, they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww muwmuwed, s-saying, That he w-was gonye 
to be g-guest with a man that is a sinnyew. 

19:8 And (O_O;) Z-Zacchaeus stood, and said u-unto t-the Wowd: Behowd, W-Wowd, t-the 
hawf of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goods I g-give to t-the poow; and if I have taken any t-thing 
fwom any man by f-fawse a-accusation, I westowe him fouwfowd. 

19:9 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, This day is sawvation come to this 
h-house, fowsomuch as he awso is a son of (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

19:10 Fow t-the S-Son of man is come to seek and to s-save that which w-was 
w-wost. 

1-19:11 And as they heawd these things, he a-added and spake a pawabwe, 
because he w-was nyigh to J-Jewusawem, and because they thought that t-the 
kingdom of God shouwd immediatewy appeaw. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 He said thewefowe, A-A c-cewtain nyobweman went into a faw c-countwy to 
weceive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf a k-kingdom, and to wetuwn. 

19:13 And he cawwed his t-ten sewvants, and dewivewed t-them t-ten pounds, 
and said u-unto t-them, Occupy tiww I come. 

19:14 But his citizens hated him, and sent a message aftew him, 
s-saying, We wiww nyot have this man to weign o-ovew us. 

19:15 And it came to pass, that when he w-was wetuwnyed, h-having weceived 
t-the k-kingdom, t-then he commanded these (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to be cawwed u-unto him, 
to whom he h-had given t-the monyey, that he m-might knyow how m-much {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
h-had gainyed by t-twading. 

19:16 T-Then came t-the fiwst, s-saying, W-Wowd, thy pound hath gainyed t-ten 
pounds. 

19:17 And he said u-unto him, Weww, t-thou g-good sewvant: because t-thou hast 
b-been faithfuw in a vewy wittwe, have t-thou a-authowity o-ovew t-ten cities. 

19:18 And t-the second came, s-saying, W-Wowd, thy pound hath gainyed five 
pounds. 

19:19 And he said wikewise to him, (☆▽☆) B-Be t-thou awso o-ovew five cities. 

19:20 And anyothew came, s-saying, W-Wowd, b-behowd, hewe is thy pound, which 
I have kept w-waid up in a nyapkin: 19:21 Fow I feawed thee, because t-thou 
awt an a-austewe man: t-thou takest up that t-thou wayedst nyot down, and 
weapest that t-thou didst nyot sow. 

1-19:22 And he saith u-unto him, Out of thinye own mouth wiww I j-judge thee, 
t-thou wicked sewvant. T-Thou knyewest that I w-was an a-austewe ^.^ m-man, taking up 
that I w-waid nyot down, and weaping that I did nyot sow: 19:23 Whewefowe 
t-then gavest nyot t-thou o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my monyey into t-the bank, that a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my coming I m-might 
have wequiwed minye own with usuwy? 19:24 And he said u-unto t-them that 
s-stood by, Take fwom him t-the pound, and g-give it to him that hath t-ten 
pounds. 

19:25 (-(And they said u-unto him, W-Wowd, he hath t-ten pounds.) 19:26 Fow I 
say u-unto y-you, That u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye which hath shaww be given; and fwom 
him that hath nyot, even that he hath shaww be taken away fwom h-him. 

19:27 But those minye >_> e-enyemies, which w-wouwd nyot that I shouwd weign o-ovew 
t-them, bwing hithew, and (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-them befowe me. 

19:28 And when he h-had thus spoken, he went b-befowe, ascending up to 
Jewusawem. 

19:29 And it came to pass, when he w-was come nyigh to Bethphage and 
Bethany, a-at t-the mount cawwed t-the mount of Owives, he sent two of his 
discipwes, 1-19:30 Saying, Go ye into t-the viwwage o-ovew against you; in 
t-the which a-at youw entewing ye shaww f-find a cowt t-tied, wheweon (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
nyevew man sat: woose him, and bwing him hithew. 

19:31 And if any man ask y-you, Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye woose h-him? thus shaww ye say 
u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the Wowd hath nyeed of h-him. 

19:32 And they that wewe sent went theiw way, and f-found even as he h-had 
said u-unto them. 

19:33 And as they wewe (;;;*_*) w-woosing t-the cowt, t-the ownyews theweof said u-unto 
t-them, Why woose ye t-the c-cowt? 19:34 And they said, The Wowd hath nyeed 
of h-him. 

19:35 And they b-bwought him to Jesus: and they cast theiw gawments upon 
t-the cowt, and they s-set ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus theweon. 

19:36 And as he went, they spwead theiw cwothes in t-the way. 

19:37 And when he w-was come nyigh, even nyow a-at t-the descent of t-the mount 
of Owives, t-the w-whowe muwtitude of t-the discipwes began to wejoice and 
pwaise God with a w-woud voice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the mighty wowks that they h-had 
seen; 19:38 Saying, Bwessed be t-the King that cometh in t-the nyame of t-the 
Wowd: peace in heaven, and gwowy in t-the highest. 

19:39 And s-some of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees fwom among t-the muwtitude said u-unto 
him, Mastew, webuke thy d-discipwes. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-19:40 And he answewed and said u-unto t-them, I teww you that, if these 
shouwd h-howd theiw p-peace, t-the s-stonyes w-wouwd immediatewy (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

19:41 And when he w-was come nyeaw, he behewd t-the city, and wept o-ovew it, 
19:42 Saying, If t-thou hadst (≧◡≦) k-knyown, even thou, a-at weast in this thy 
day, t-the things which bewong u-unto thy peace! but nyow they awe hid fwom 
thinye eyes. 

^w^ 1-19:43 Fow t-the days shaww come upon thee, that thinye enyemies shaww cast 
a twench about thee, and compass thee wound, and keep thee in on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
side, 19:44 And shaww way thee even with t-the g-gwound, and thy chiwdwen 
within thee; and they shaww nyot weave in thee onye stonye upon anyothew; 
because t-thou knyewest nyot t-the time of thy visitation. 

19:45 And he went into t-the t-tempwe, and began to cast out t-them that 
sowd thewein, and t-them that bought; 19:46 S-Saying u-unto t-them, I-It is 
wwitten, My house is t-the house of p-pwayew: but ye have m-made it a den of 
thieves. 

19:47 And he taught daiwy in t-the tempwe. But t-the chief pwiests and t-the 
scwibes and t-the chief of t-the peopwe sought to d-destwoy him, 19:48 And 
couwd nyot f-find what they m-might do: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe wewe vewy 
a-attentive to h-heaw h-him. 

20:1 And it came to pass, that on onye of those days, as he taught t-the 
peopwe in t-the t-tempwe, and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew, t-the chief pwiests and 
t-the scwibes came upon him with t-the ewdews, ( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And spake u-unto him, 
s-saying, Teww u-us, by what a-authowity doest t-thou these (o^▽^o) t-things? ow who is 
he that gave thee this a-authowity? 20:3 And he answewed and said u-unto 
t-them, I wiww awso ask you onye thing; and answew me: 20:4 The baptism 
of John, w-was it fwom heaven, ow of men? 20:5 And they weasonyed with 
themsewves, s-saying, If we shaww say, Fwom heaven; he wiww say, Why 
t-then bewieved ye him nyot? 20:6 But and if we say, O-Of men; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe wiww stonye us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they be pewsuaded that (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was a pwophet. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And they answewed, that they couwd nyot teww whence it was. 

20:8 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, N-Nyeithew teww I you by what a-authowity I 
(^-^*)/ d-do these things. 

20:9 T-Then began he to speak to t-the peopwe this p-pawabwe; A-A c-cewtain man 
pwanted a v-vinyeyawd, and wet it fowth to husbandmen, and went into a 
faw c-countwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wong ^w^ t-time. 

20:10 And a-at t-the season he sent a sewvant to t-the husbandmen, that they 
shouwd g-give him of t-the fwuit of t-the v-vinyeyawd: but t-the h-husbandmen beat 
him, and sent him away empty. 

2-20:11 And again he sent anyothew sewvant: and they beat him awso, and 
e-entweated him shamefuwwy, and sent him away empty. 

2-20:12 And again he sent a thiwd: and they w-wounded him awso, and cast 
him ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

2-20:13 T-Then said t-the wowd of t-the v-vinyeyawd, What shaww I do? I wiww send 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved son: it may be they wiww wevewence him when they s-see h-him. 

2-20:14 But when t-the h-husbandmen saw him, they weasonyed among themsewves, 
s-saying, This is t-the heiw: come, wet us kiww him, that t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance 
may be ouws. 

2-20:15 S-So they cast him out of t-the v-vinyeyawd, and kiwwed h-him. What 
thewefowe shaww t-the wowd of t-the vinyeyawd (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto them? 20:16 He shaww 
come and d-destwoy these husbandmen, and shaww g-give t-the vinyeyawd to 
othews. And when they heawd it, they said, God fowbid. 

2-20:17 And he behewd t-them, and said, What is this t-then that is wwitten, 
The stonye which t-the buiwdews w-wejected, t-the same is become t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of 
t-the c-cownyew? 20:18 Whosoevew shaww faww upon that stonye shaww be 
b-bwoken; but on w-whomsoevew it shaww faww, it wiww gwind him to powdew. 

2-20:19 And t-the chief pwiests and t-the scwibes t-the same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw sought to 
way h-hands on h-him; and they feawed t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they pewceived that 
he h-had spoken this pawabwe against them. 

20:20 And they watched him, and sent fowth spies, which shouwd feign 
themsewves just men, that they m-might o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of his wowds, that so 
they m-might d-dewivew him u-unto t-the p-powew and a-authowity of t-the govewnyow. 

20:21 And they asked him, s-saying, Mastew, we knyow that t-thou sayest and 
teachest w-wightwy, nyeithew a-acceptest t-thou t-the pewson of any, but 
teachest t-the w-way of God twuwy: 2-20:22 Is it wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to g-give 
(＞ｍ＜) t-twibute u-unto Caesaw, ow nyo? 20:23 But he pewceived theiw cwaftinyess, 
and said u-unto t-them, Why t-tempt ye m-me? 20:24 Shew m-me a penny. Whose 
i-image and supewscwiption hath it? They answewed and said, Caesaw's. 

20:25 And he said u-unto t-them, Wendew thewefowe u-unto Caesaw t-the things 
which be C-Caesaw's, and u-unto God t-the things which be God's. 

20:26 And they couwd nyot o(>ω<)o t-take h-howd of his w-wowds befowe t-the peopwe: and 
they mawvewwed a-at his a-answew, and hewd theiw p-peace. 

2-20:27 T-Then came to him c-cewtain of t-the Sadducees, which deny that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
is any w-wesuwwection; and they asked him, 20:28 Saying, Mastew, Moses 
wwote u-unto u-us, If any man's b-bwothew die, h-having a wife, and he die 
without c-chiwdwen, that his b-bwothew shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take his wife, and w-waise up 
seed u-unto his bwothew. 

20:29 Thewe wewe thewefowe seven b-bwethwen: and t-the fiwst took a wife, 
and died without chiwdwen. 

20:30 And t-the second took hew to wife, and he died (=^‥^=) c-chiwdwess. 

2-20:31 And t-the thiwd took hew; and in w-wike m-mannyew t-the seven awso: and 
they weft nyo c-chiwdwen, and died. 

20:32 Wast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the woman died awso. 

20:33 Thewefowe in t-the wesuwwection whose wife of t-them is she? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
seven h-had hew to wife. 

2-20:34 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewing said u-unto t-them, The chiwdwen of this wowwd 
mawwy, and awe given in mawwiage: 20:35 But they which shaww be 
a-accounted wowthy to obtain that wowwd, and t-the wesuwwection fwom t-the 
dead, nyeithew mawwy, (=`ω´=) n-nyow awe given in mawwiage: 20:36 N-Nyeithew c-can they 
die any mowe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe (*´▽`*) e-equaw u-unto t-the a-angews; and awe t-the chiwdwen 
of G-God, being t-the chiwdwen of t-the wesuwwection. 

20:37 Nyow that t-the dead awe waised, even Moses shewed a-at t-the (o_O) b-bush, 
when he cawweth t-the Wowd t-the God of A-Abwaham, and t-the God of Isaac, and 
t-the God of Jacob. 

20:38 Fow he is nyot a God of t-the dead, but of t-the wiving: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wive 
u-unto h-him. 

20:39 T-Then c-cewtain of t-the scwibes answewing said, Mastew, t-thou hast 
w-weww said. 

(*^.^*) 2-20:40 And aftew that they duwst nyot ask him any question a-at aww. 

20:41 And he said u-unto t-them, How say they that Chwist is David's son? 
20:42 And David himsewf saith in t-the book of Psawms, The WOWD said 
u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, Sit t-thou on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, 20:43 Tiww I make thinye 
enyemies thy footstoow. 

20:44 David thewefowe cawweth him W-Wowd, how is he t-then his son? 20:45 
T-Then in t-the audience of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe he said u-unto his discipwes, 
20:46 Bewawe of t-the s-scwibes, which d-desiwe to wawk in wong ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wobes, and 
wove gweetings in t-the mawkets, and t-the highest s-seats in t-the 
synyagogues, and t-the chief wooms a-at feasts; 2-20:47 W-Which devouw o(≧▽≦)o w-widows' 
houses, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-shew make wong pwayews: t-the same shaww weceive 
gweatew damnyation. 

21:1 And he wooked up, and saw t-the wich men c-casting theiw gifts into 
t-the tweasuwy. 

21:2 And he saw awso a c-cewtain poow widow c-casting in thithew two 
(✧ω✧) m-mites. 

21:3 And he said, O-Of a twuth I say u-unto y-you, that this poow widow hath 
cast in mowe than they aww: 21:4 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these have of theiw a-abundance 
cast in u-unto t-the offewings of G-God: but she of hew ＼(≧▽≦)／ *looks away* p-penyuwy hath cast in 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wiving that she had. 

21:5 And as s-some spake of t-the t-tempwe, how it w-was adownyed with goodwy 
s-stonyes and gifts, he said, 2-21:6 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these things which ye b-behowd, 
t-the days wiww come, in t-the which (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot be weft onye stonye 
upon anyothew, that shaww nyot be thwown down. 

21:7 And they asked him, s-saying, Mastew, but when shaww these things 
be? and what (*´▽`*) s-sign wiww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be when these things shaww come to (o^ ^o)/ p-pass? 
21:8 And he said, Take heed that ye be nyot deceived: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow many shaww 
come in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, s-saying, I am Chwist; and t-the time dwaweth nyeaw: go ye 
nyot thewefowe aftew them. 

21:9 But when ye shaww h-heaw of waws and commotions, be nyot tewwified: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these things (* ^ ω ^) m-must fiwst come to pass; but t-the end is nyot by and 
by. 

21:10 T-Then said he u-unto t-them, Nyation shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise against nyation, and 
kingdom against (--_--) *pokes you* k-kingdom: 21:11 And gweat ( ~*-*)~ e-eawthquakes shaww be in 
divews pwaces, and f-faminyes, and p-pestiwences; and feawfuw sights and 
gweat signs shaww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be fwom heaven. 

21:12 But befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these, they shaww way theiw h-hands on y-you, and 
pewsecute y-you, dewivewing you up to t-the synyagogues, and into pwisons, 
being b-bwought befowe kings and wuwews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake. 

2-21:13 And it shaww tuwn to you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a testimony. 

21:14 S-Settwe it thewefowe in youw heawts, nyot to meditate befowe what 
ye shaww answew: 2-21:15 Fow I wiww g-give you a mouth and wisdom, which 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw advewsawies shaww nyot be abwe to gainsay (=`ω´=) n-nyow wesist. 

21:16 And ye shaww be betwayed both by pawents, and bwethwen, and 
kinsfowks, and fwiends; and s-some of you shaww they c-cause to be put to 
death. 

21:17 And ye shaww be hated of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake. 

2-21:18 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot an haiw of youw ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head pewish. 

2-21:19 In youw p-patience possess ye youw souws. 

21:20 And when ye shaww s-see Jewusawem compassed with awmies, t-then knyow 
that t-the desowation theweof is nyigh. 

21:21 T-Then wet t-them which awe in Judaea fwee to t-the mountains; and wet 
t-them which awe in t-the m-midst of it depawt out; and wet nyot t-them that 
awe in t-the countwies entew theweinto. 

2-21:22 Fow these be t-the days of vengeance, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which awe 
wwitten may be f-fuwfiwwed. 

21:23 But (-_-) *twerks* w-woe u-unto t-them that awe with chiwd, and to t-them that g-give 
suck, in those d-days! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be gweat d-distwess in t-the wand, 
and wwath upon this peopwe. 

21:24 And they shaww faww by t-the edge of t-the swowd, and shaww be w-wed 
away captive into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations: and Jewusawem shaww be twodden down of 
t-the G-Gentiwes, untiw t-the times of t-the G-Gentiwes be f-fuwfiwwed. 

21:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be signs in t-the sun, and in t-the moon, and in t-the 
~(>_<~) *sweats* s-staws; and upon t-the eawth d-distwess of n-nyations, with p-pewpwexity; t-the 
sea and t-the waves woawing; 21:26 Men's (x_x)V h-heawts f-faiwing t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow feaw, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wooking aftew those things which awe coming on t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the powews of heaven shaww be shaken. 

21:27 And t-then shaww they s-see t-the S-Son of man coming in a cwoud with 
p-powew and gweat gwowy. 

21:28 And when these things b-begin to come to pass, t-then wook up, and 
wift up youw heads; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw ~(>_<~) w-wedemption dwaweth nyigh. 

21:29 And he spake to t-them a p-pawabwe; (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the fig twee, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
twees; 2-21:30 When they nyow shoot fowth, ye s-see and knyow of youw own 
s-sewves that summew is nyow nyigh a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

21:31 S-So wikewise ye, when ye s-see these things come to pass, knyow ye 
that t-the kingdom of God is nyigh a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

21:32 Vewiwy I say u-unto y-you, This genyewation shaww nyot pass away, tiww 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be f-fuwfiwwed. 

21:33 Heaven and eawth shaww pass (☆ω☆) a-away: but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds shaww nyot pass 
away. 

21:34 And o(>ω<)o t-take heed to youwsewves, west a-at any time youw (x_x)V h-heawts be 
ovewchawged with suwfeiting, and dwunkennyess, and cawes of this w-wife, 
and so that day come upon you (o-_-o) u-unyawawes. 

21:35 Fow as a snyawe shaww it come on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that dweww on t-the f-face 
of t-the w-whowe eawth. 

21:36 Watch ye thewefowe, and p-pway awways, that ye may be a-accounted 
wowthy to escape (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things that shaww come to pass, and to 
stand befowe t-the S-Son of m-man. 

21:37 And in t-the day time he w-was teaching in t-the tempwe; and a-at nyight 
he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and abode in t-the mount that is cawwed t-the mount of 
Owives. 

2-21:38 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe came eawwy in t-the mownying to him in t-the 
t-tempwe, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to h-heaw h-him. 

22:1 Nyow t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of unweavenyed bwead dwew nyigh, which is cawwed t-the 
Passovew. 

2-22:2 And t-the chief pwiests and scwibes sought how they m-might kiww h-him; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they feawed t-the peopwe. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 T-Then entewed Satan into (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas s-suwnyamed Iscawiot, being of t-the 
(❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the twewve. 

22:4 And he went his way, and communyed with t-the chief pwiests and 
captains, how he m-might betway him u-unto them. 

2-22:5 And they wewe g-gwad, and covenyanted to g-give him monyey. 

22:6 And he pwomised, and sought oppowtunyity to betway him u-unto t-them 
in t-the a-absence of t-the (´-ω-`) *teleports behind you* m-muwtitude. 

22:7 T-Then came t-the day of unweavenyed bwead, when t-the passovew (* ^ ω ^) m-must be 
k-kiwwed. 

22:8 And he sent (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and John, s-saying, Go and p-pwepawe us t-the 
p-passovew, that we may eat. 

22:9 And they said u-unto him, Whewe wiwt t-thou that we pwepawe? 22:10 
And he said u-unto t-them, Behowd, when ye awe entewed into t-the city, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww a man meet y-you, beawing a p-pitchew of watew; fowwow him 
into t-the house whewe he enteweth in. 

22:11 And ye shaww say u-unto t-the goodman of t-the h-house, The M-Mastew saith 
u-unto thee, Whewe is t-the g-guestchambew, whewe I shaww e-eat t-the passovew 
with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwes? 22:12 And he shaww s-shew you a wawge (--_--) u-uppew woom 
(・_・ヾ f-fuwnyished: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe make weady. 

22:13 And they went, and f-found as he h-had said u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and they m-made 
weady t-the passovew. 

22:14 And when t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was come, he sat down, and t-the twewve apostwes 
with h-him. 

22:15 And he said u-unto t-them, With d-desiwe I have desiwed to e-eat this 
passovew with you befowe I s-suffew: 22:16 Fow I say u-unto y-you, I wiww 
nyot any mowe e-eat t-theweof, untiw it be fuwfiwwed in t-the kingdom of God. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 And he took t-the cup, and gave thanks, and said, Take this, and 
divide it among youwsewves: 22:18 Fow I say u-unto y-you, I wiww nyot dwink 
of t-the fwuit of t-the vinye, untiw t-the kingdom of God shaww come. 

22:19 And he took bwead, and gave thanks, and bwake it, and gave u-unto 
t-them, s-saying, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my body which is given (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: this (^-^*)/ d-do in 
w-wemembwance of me. 

22:20 Wikewise awso t-the cup aftew suppew, s-saying, This cup is t-the nyew 
testament in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwood, which is shed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

22:21 B-But, b-behowd, t-the hand of him that (=^‥^=) b-betwayeth m-me is with m-me on t-the 
tabwe. 

2-22:22 And t-twuwy t-the S-Son of man goeth, as it w-was detewminyed: but (-_-) *twerks* w-woe 
u-unto that man by whom he is b-betwayed! 22:23 And they began to enquiwe 
among themsewves, which of t-them it w-was that shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do this thing. 

22:24 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was awso a stwife among t-them, which of t-them shouwd be 
a-accounted t-the g-gweatest. 

22:25 And he said u-unto t-them, The kings of t-the G-Gentiwes exewcise 
wowdship o-ovew t-them; and they that exewcise a-authowity upon t-them awe 
cawwed benyefactows. 

22:26 But ye shaww nyot be so: but he that is gweatest among y-you, wet 
him be as t-the y-youngew; and he that is chief, as he that doth sewve. 

22:27 Fow whethew is gweatew, he that sitteth a-at m-meat, ow he that 
sewveth? is nyot he that sitteth a-at meat? but I am among you as he 
that sewveth. 

22:28 Ye awe they which have continyued with m-me in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my temptations. 

22:29 And I appoint u-unto you a k-kingdom, as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew hath appointed 
u-unto m-me; 22:30 That ye may e-eat and dwink a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabwe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-kingdom, 
and sit on t-thwonyes j-judging t-the twewve twibes of Iswaew. 

22:31 And t-the Wowd said, Simon, Simon, b-behowd, Satan hath desiwed to 
have y-you, that he may sift you as wheat: 22:32 But I have pwayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thee, that thy f-faith faiw nyot: and when t-thou awt convewted, stwengthen 
thy bwethwen. 

22:33 And he said u-unto him, W-Wowd, I am weady to go with thee, both 
into pwison, and to death. 

22:34 And he said, I teww thee, Petew, t-the cock shaww nyot c-cwow this 
day, befowe that t-thou shawt ^w^ t-thwice deny that t-thou k-knyowest me. 

22:35 And he said u-unto t-them, When I sent you without puwse, and scwip, 
and (￣ω￣) s-shoes, w-wacked ye any thing? And they said, Nyothing. 

22:36 T-Then said he u-unto t-them, But n-nyow, he that hath a puwse, wet him 
o(>ω<)o t-take it, and wikewise his scwip: and he that hath nyo swowd, wet him 
seww his gawment, and buy onye. 

22:37 Fow I say u-unto y-you, that this that is wwitten (* ^ ω ^) m-must (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet be 
(♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished in me, And he w-was w-weckonyed among t-the twansgwessows: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the things c-concewnying m-me have an end. 

22:38 And they said, W-Wowd, b-behowd, hewe awe two swowds. And he said 
u-unto t-them, I-It is enyough. 

22:39 And he came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and went, as he w-was w-wont, to t-the mount of 
Owives; and his discipwes awso f-fowwowed h-him. 

22:40 And when he w-was a-at t-the pwace, he said u-unto t-them, Pway that ye 
entew nyot into t-temptation. 

(o^▽^o) 2-22:41 And he w-was withdwawn fwom t-them about a stonye's cast, and k-knyeewed 
down, and pwayed, 22:42 Saying, Fathew, if t-thou be w-wiwwing, w-wemove 
this cup fwom me: nyevewthewess nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wiww, but thinye, be donye. 

2-22:43 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed an angew u-unto him fwom heaven, stwengthenying 
h-him. 

2-22:44 And being in an agony he pwayed mowe eawnyestwy: and his s-sweat 
w-was as it wewe gweat dwops of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood fawwing down to t-the gwound. 

22:45 And when he w-wose up fwom pwayew, and w-was come to his discipwes, 
he f-found t-them s-sweeping (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sowwow, 22:46 And said u-unto t-them, Why (o´∀`o) s-sweep 
ye? (☆ω☆) w-wise and (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, west ye entew into t-temptation. 

22:47 And whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, (x_x)V b-behowd a muwtitude, and he that w-was 
cawwed Judas, onye of t-the twewve, went befowe t-them, and dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw u-unto 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to (O.O) k-kiss h-him. 

22:48 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Judas, betwayest t-thou t-the S-Son of man 
with a >_> k-kiss? 2-22:49 When they which wewe about him saw what w-wouwd 
fowwow, they said u-unto him, W-Wowd, shaww we smite with t-the swowd? 
22:50 And onye of t-them smote t-the sewvant of t-the high pwiest, and cut 
off his wight (・_・ヾ e-eaw. 

22:51 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, Suffew ye thus faw. And he touched 
his eaw, and heawed h-him. 

2-22:52 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-the chief p-pwiests, and captains of t-the 
t-tempwe, and t-the ewdews, which wewe come to him, (☆▽☆) B-Be ye come (* ^ ω ^) o-out, as 
against a thief, with swowds and s-staves? 22:53 When I w-was daiwy with 
you in t-the t-tempwe, ye stwetched fowth nyo h-hands against me: but this is 
youw h-houw, and t-the p-powew of dawknyess. 

22:54 T-Then took they him, and w-wed him, and b-bwought him into t-the high 
pwiest's house. And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew f-fowwowed afaw off. 

22:55 And when they h-had kindwed a fiwe in t-the m-midst of t-the h-haww, and 
wewe s-set down togethew, (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew sat down among them. 

>w< 2-22:56 But a c-cewtain m-maid behewd him as he sat by t-the f-fiwe, and 
eawnyestwy wooked upon him, and said, This man w-was awso with h-him. 

22:57 And he denyied him, s-saying, Woman, I knyow him n-nyot. 

22:58 And aftew a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe anyothew saw him, and said, T-Thou awt 
awso of them. And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said, Man, I am n-nyot. 

22:59 And about t-the space of onye (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw aftew anyothew confidentwy 
affiwmed, s-saying, O-Of a twuth this f-fewwow awso w-was with him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is 
a Gawiwaean. 

22:60 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said, Man, I knyow nyot what t-thou sayest. And 
immediatewy, whiwe he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake, t-the cock cwew. 

22:61 And t-the Wowd tuwnyed, and wooked upon Petew. And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew wemembewed 
t-the wowd of t-the W-Wowd, how he h-had said u-unto him, Befowe t-the cock c-cwow, 
t-thou shawt deny m-me thwice. 

22:62 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and wept bittewwy. 

22:63 And t-the men that hewd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus mocked him, and smote h-him. 

22:64 And when they h-had >w< b-bwindfowded him, they stwuck him on t-the face, 
and asked him, s-saying, Pwophesy, who is it that smote thee? 2-22:65 And 
many othew things bwasphemouswy spake they against h-him. 

22:66 And as soon as it w-was day, t-the ewdews of t-the peopwe and t-the 
chief pwiests and t-the scwibes came togethew, and w-wed him into theiw 
counciw, s-saying, 2-22:67 Awt t-thou t-the Chwist? teww us. And he said u-unto 
t-them, If I teww y-you, ye wiww nyot bewieve: 22:68 And if I awso ask y-you, 
ye wiww nyot answew me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wet m-me go. 

22:69 Heweaftew shaww t-the S-Son of man sit on t-the wight hand of t-the 
p-powew of God. 

22:70 T-Then said they a-aww, Awt t-thou t-then t-the S-Son of God? And he said 
u-unto t-them, Ye say that I am. 

22:71 And they said, What nyeed we any f-fuwthew witnyess? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we 
ouwsewves have heawd of his own mouth. 

23:1 And t-the w-whowe muwtitude of t-them a-awose, and w-wed him u-unto Piwate. 

23:2 And they began to a-accuse him, s-saying, We f-found this f-fewwow 
pewvewting t-the nyation, and f-fowbidding to g-give (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute to Caesaw, 
saying that he himsewf is Chwist a King. 

23:3 And Piwate asked him, s-saying, Awt t-thou t-the King of t-the Jews? And 
he answewed him and said, T-Thou sayest it. 

23:4 T-Then said Piwate to t-the chief pwiests and to t-the p-peopwe, I f-find 
nyo fauwt in this m-man. 

23:5 And they wewe t-the mowe f-fiewce, s-saying, He s-stiwweth up t-the p-peopwe, 
teaching (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Jewwy, beginnying fwom G-Gawiwee to this pwace. 

23:6 When Piwate heawd of G-Gawiwee, he asked whethew t-the man wewe a 
Gawiwaean. 

2-23:7 And as soon as he knyew that he bewonged u-unto Hewod's 
juwisdiction, he sent him to Hewod, who himsewf awso w-was a-at Jewusawem 
a-at that ^w^ t-time. 

2-23:8 And when Hewod saw Jesus, he w-was exceeding gwad: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was 
desiwous to s-see him of a wong season, because he h-had heawd many things 
of h-him; and he hoped to have s-seen s-some miwacwe donye by h-him. 

23:9 T-Then he questionyed with him in many (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; but he answewed him 
nyothing. 

23:10 And t-the chief pwiests and scwibes s-stood and vehementwy a-accused 
h-him. 

23:11 And Hewod with his men of waw s-set him a-at nyought, and mocked him, 
and awwayed him in a gowgeous w-wobe, and sent him again to Piwate. 

23:12 And t-the same day Piwate and Hewod wewe m-made fwiends togethew: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow befowe they wewe a-at enmity b-between themsewves. 

2-23:13 And Piwate, when he h-had cawwed togethew t-the chief pwiests and 
t-the wuwews and t-the p-peopwe, 23:14 Said u-unto t-them, Ye have b-bwought this 
man u-unto me, as onye that p-pewvewteth t-the peopwe: and, b-behowd, I, h-having 
examinyed him befowe y-you, have f-found nyo fauwt in this man touching 
those things wheweof ye a-accuse him: 23:15 Nyo, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet H-Hewod: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
sent you to h-him; and, wo, nyothing wowthy of death is donye u-unto h-him. 

23:16 I wiww thewefowe chastise him, and wewease h-him. 

23:17 (Fow of nyecessity he (* ^ ω ^) m-must wewease onye u-unto t-them a-at t-the feast.) 
23:18 And they cwied out (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-at once, s-saying, A-Away with this ^.^ m-man, and 
wewease u-unto us Bawabbas: 23:19 (Who (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-cewtain sedition m-made in 
t-the city, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow muwdew, w-was cast into pwison.) 23:20 Piwate 
thewefowe, wiwwing to wewease Jesus, spake again to them. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 But they cwied, s-saying, Cwucify him, cwucify h-him. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 And he said u-unto t-them t-the thiwd time, Why, what eviw hath he 
donye? I have f-found nyo c-cause of death in him: I wiww thewefowe chastise 
him, and wet him go. 

23:23 And they wewe instant with w-woud voices, wequiwing that he m-might 
be cwucified. And t-the v-voices of t-them and of t-the chief pwiests 
p-pwevaiwed. 

23:24 And Piwate gave sentence that it shouwd be as they wequiwed. 

23:25 And he w-weweased u-unto t-them him that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sedition and muwdew w-was 
cast into pwison, whom they h-had desiwed; but he dewivewed ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to 
theiw wiww. 

23:26 And as they w-wed him away, they w-waid h-howd upon onye Simon, a 
Cywenyian, coming out of t-the countwy, and on him they w-waid t-the cwoss, 
that he m-might beaw it aftew Jesus. 

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-fowwowed him a gweat company of p-peopwe, and of (*°▽°*) w-women, 
which awso bewaiwed and wamented h-him. 

23:28 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus tuwnying u-unto t-them said, Daughtews of J-Jewusawem, weep 
nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, but weep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw chiwdwen. 

23:29 Fow, b-behowd, t-the days awe coming, in t-the which they shaww say, 
Bwessed awe t-the bawwen, and t-the wombs that nyevew bawe, and t-the p-paps 
which nyevew gave suck. 

o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 T-Then shaww they b-begin to say to t-the mountains, (*≧ω≦*) *cuddles you* F-Faww on us; and 
to t-the h-hiwws, Covew us. 

23:31 Fow if they (^-^*)/ d-do these things in a gween twee, what shaww be donye 
in t-the d-dwy? 23:32 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe awso two othew, mawefactows, w-wed 
with him to be put to death. 

2-23:33 And when they wewe come to t-the pwace, which is cawwed Cawvawy, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they c-cwucified him, and t-the mawefactows, onye on t-the wight hand, 
and t-the othew on t-the weft. 

2-23:34 T-Then said Jesus, Fathew, fowgive t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they knyow nyot what 
they do. And they pawted his waiment, and cast wots. 

2-23:35 And t-the peopwe s-stood behowding. And t-the wuwews awso with t-them 
dewided him, s-saying, He saved othews; wet him s-save himsewf, if he be 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the chosen of God. 

23:36 And t-the sowdiews awso mocked him, coming to him, and offewing 
him vinyegaw, 23:37 And s-saying, If t-thou be t-the king of t-the Jews, s-save 
thysewf. 

23:38 And a supewscwiption awso w-was wwitten o-ovew him in wettews of 
Gweek, and Watin, and Hebwew, THIS IS THE KING OF THE J-JEWS. 

2-23:39 And onye of t-the mawefactows which wewe hanged waiwed on him, 
s-saying, If t-thou be (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, s-save t-thysewf and us. 

2-23:40 But t-the othew answewing webuked him, s-saying, Dost nyot t-thou f-feaw 
G-God, seeing t-thou awt in t-the same condemnyation? 23:41 And we indeed 
justwy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we weceive t-the d-due wewawd of ouw deeds: but this man hath 
donye nyothing amiss. 

23:42 And he said u-unto Jesus, W-Wowd, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew m-me when t-thou comest into 
thy (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

23:43 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Vewiwy I say u-unto thee, To day shawt 
t-thou be with m-me in pawadise. 

23:44 And it w-was about t-the sixth h-houw, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a dawknyess o-ovew 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth untiw t-the nyinth h-houw. 

23:45 And t-the sun w-was dawkenyed, and t-the veiw of t-the tempwe w-was went in 
t-the midst. 

23:46 And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had cwied with a w-woud voice, he said, Fathew, 
into thy h-hands I commend o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit: and h-having said t-thus, he gave up 
t-the g-ghost. 

23:47 Nyow when t-the centuwion saw what w-was donye, he gwowified G-God, 
s-saying, Cewtainwy this w-was a wighteous m-man. 

2-23:48 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe that came togethew to that s-sight, behowding 
t-the things which wewe donye, smote theiw bweasts, and wetuwnyed. 

23:49 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his acquaintance, and t-the w-women that f-fowwowed him fwom 
G-Gawiwee, s-stood afaw off, behowding these things. 

23:50 And, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a man nyamed Joseph, a (o^ ^o) *shuffles closer* c-counsewwow; and he 
w-was a g-good ^.^ m-man, and a just: 2-23:51 (The same h-had nyot c-consented to t-the 
counsew and deed of them;) he w-was of Awimathaea, a city of t-the Jews: 
who awso himsewf waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the kingdom of God. 

23:52 This man went u-unto Piwate, and begged t-the body of Jesus. 

23:53 And he took it down, and wwapped it in winyen, and w-waid it in a 
sepuwchwe that w-was hewn in stonye, whewein nyevew man befowe w-was w-waid. 

2-23:54 And that day w-was t-the p-pwepawation, and t-the sabbath dwew o-on. 

23:55 And t-the w-women awso, which came with him fwom G-Gawiwee, f-fowwowed 
aftew, and behewd t-the sepuwchwe, and how his body w-was w-waid. 

23:56 And they wetuwnyed, and pwepawed spices and ointments; and wested 
t-the sabbath day a-accowding to t-the ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. 

2-24:1 Nyow upon t-the fiwst day of t-the uWu w-week, vewy eawwy in t-the m-mownying, 
they came u-unto t-the sepuwchwe, bwinging t-the spices which they h-had 
pwepawed, and c-cewtain othews with them. 

24:2 And they f-found t-the stonye wowwed away fwom t-the s-sepuwchwe. 

24:3 And they entewed in, and f-found nyot t-the body of t-the Wowd Jesus. 

2-24:4 And it came to pass, as they wewe m-much pewpwexed theweabout, 
b-behowd, two men s-stood by t-them in shinying gawments: 24:5 And as they 
wewe afwaid, and b-bowed down theiw faces to t-the eawth, they said u-unto 
t-them, Why seek ye t-the wiving among t-the dead? 24:6 He is nyot hewe, but 
is wisen: (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew how he spake u-unto you when he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in G-Gawiwee, 
24:7 Saying, The S-Son of man (* ^ ω ^) m-must be dewivewed into t-the h-hands of s-sinfuw 
men, and be cwucified, and t-the thiwd day (☆ω☆) w-wise again. 

(✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 And they wemembewed his wowds, 24:9 And wetuwnyed fwom t-the 
sepuwchwe, and towd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things u-unto t-the eweven, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
w-west. 

24:10 I-It w-was (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye and Joannya, and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the mothew of James, 
and othew w-women that wewe with t-them, which towd these things u-unto t-the 
apostwes. 

24:11 And theiw w-wowds seemed to t-them as idwe tawes, and they bewieved 
t-them n-nyot. 

24:12 T-Then awose Petew, and wan u-unto t-the sepuwchwe; and stooping down, 
he behewd t-the winyen cwothes w-waid by themsewves, and depawted, 
( =ω=)..nyaa *teleports behind you* w-wondewing in himsewf a-at that which w-was come to pass. 

(❤ω❤) 2-24:13 And, b-behowd, two of t-them went that same day to a viwwage cawwed 
Emmaus, which w-was fwom Jewusawem about (o_O)! t-thweescowe fuwwongs. 

24:14 And they t-tawked togethew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things which h-had h-happenyed. 

24:15 And it came to pass, that, whiwe they communyed togethew and 
weasonyed, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus himsewf dwew nyeaw, and went with them. 

24:16 But theiw eyes wewe howden that they shouwd nyot knyow h-him. 

24:17 And he said u-unto t-them, What m-mannyew of communyications awe these 
that ye have onye to anyothew, as ye wawk, and awe s-sad? 24:18 And t-the 
onye of t-them, whose nyame w-was Cweopas, answewing said u-unto him, Awt t-thou 
onwy a stwangew in J-Jewusawem, and hast nyot knyown t-the things which awe 
come to pass (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe in these days? 24:19 And he said u-unto t-them, What 
(o^▽^o) t-things? And they said u-unto him, Concewnying ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth, which 
w-was a pwophet mighty in deed and wowd befowe God and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe: 
24:20 And how t-the chief pwiests and ouw wuwews dewivewed him to be 
condemnyed to d-death, and have c-cwucified h-him. 

24:21 But we twusted that it h-had b-been he which shouwd have wedeemed 
Iswaew: and beside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww this, to day is t-the thiwd day since these 
things wewe donye. 

2-24:22 Yea, and c-cewtain w-women awso of ouw company m-made us astonyished, 
which wewe eawwy a-at t-the sepuwchwe; 24:23 And when they f-found nyot his 
b-body, they came, s-saying, that they h-had awso s-seen a vision of a-angews, 
which said that he w-was awive. 

24:24 And c-cewtain of t-them which wewe with us went to t-the sepuwchwe, 
and f-found it even so as t-the w-women h-had said: but him they saw n-nyot. 

24:25 T-Then he said u-unto t-them, O-O f-foows, and swow of heawt to bewieve 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the pwophets have spoken: 24:26 O-Ought nyot Chwist to have 
suffewed these things, and to entew into his gwowy? 2-24:27 And 
beginnying a-at Moses and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets, he expounded u-unto t-them in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the scwiptuwes t-the things c-concewnying himsewf. 

(＞ｍ＜) *pokes you* 2-24:28 And they dwew nyigh u-unto t-the viwwage, whithew they went: and he 
m-made as t-though he w-wouwd have gonye fuwthew. 

24:29 But they constwainyed him, s-saying, Abide with us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is 
towawd evenying, and t-the day is faw s-spent. And he went in to tawwy with 
them. 

24:30 And it came to pass, as he sat a-at meat with t-them, he took bwead, 
and bwessed it, and bwake, and gave to them. 

24:31 And theiw eyes wewe openyed, and they knyew h-him; and he vanyished 
out of theiw sight. 

2-24:32 And they said onye to anyothew, Did nyot ouw heawt buwn within u-us, 
whiwe he t-tawked with us by t-the way, and whiwe he openyed to us t-the 
scwiptuwes? 24:33 And they w-wose up t-the same h-houw, and wetuwnyed to 
J-Jewusawem, and f-found t-the eweven gathewed togethew, and t-them that wewe 
with t-them, 24:34 Saying, The Wowd is wisen indeed, and hath appeawed 
to S-Simon. 

24:35 And they towd what things wewe donye in t-the way, and how he w-was 
knyown of t-them in bweaking of bwead. 

24:36 And as they thus spake, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus himsewf s-stood in t-the m-midst of 
t-them, and saith u-unto t-them, Peace be u-unto you. 

24:37 But they wewe tewwified and affwighted, and supposed that they 
h-had s-seen a spiwit. 

24:38 And he said u-unto t-them, Why awe ye twoubwed? and why (^-^*)/ d-do thoughts 
a-awise in youw heawts? 24:39 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hands and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet, that it is I 
mysewf: handwe me, and see; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a spiwit hath nyot fwesh and bonyes, as 
ye s-see m-me have. 

24:40 And when he h-had thus spoken, he shewed t-them his h-hands and his 
feet. 

24:41 And whiwe they (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet bewieved nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy, and wondewed, he said 
u-unto t-them, H-Have ye hewe any meat? 24:42 And they gave him a piece of 
a bwoiwed fish, and of an h-honyeycomb. 

24:43 And he took it, and did e-eat befowe them. 

2-24:44 And he said u-unto t-them, These awe t-the w-wowds which I spake u-unto 
y-you, whiwe I w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet with y-you, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things (* ^ ω ^) m-must be fuwfiwwed, 
which wewe wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, and in t-the pwophets, and in 
t-the psawms, c-concewnying me. 

24:45 T-Then openyed he theiw u-undewstanding, that they m-might undewstand 
t-the scwiptuwes, 2-24:46 And said u-unto t-them, T-Thus it is wwitten, and thus 
it behoved Chwist to suffew, and to (☆ω☆) w-wise fwom t-the dead t-the thiwd day: 
24:47 And that wepentance and wemission of s-sins shouwd be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached in 
his nyame among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, beginnying a-at Jewusawem. 

24:48 And ye awe witnyesses of these things. 

2-24:49 And, b-behowd, I send t-the pwomise of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew upon you: but tawwy 
ye in t-the city of J-Jewusawem, untiw ye be endued with p-powew fwom on 
high. 

24:50 And he w-wed t-them out as faw as to Bethany, and he w-wifted up his 
hands, and bwessed them. 

24:51 And it came to pass, whiwe he bwessed t-them, he w-was pawted fwom 
t-them, and cawwied up into heaven. 

2-24:52 And they w-wowshipped him, and wetuwnyed to Jewusawem with gweat 
joy: 2-24:53 And wewe continyuawwy in t-the t-tempwe, pwaising and bwessing 
God. A-Amen. 




The Gospew Accowding to Saint (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John 


1:1 In t-the beginnying w-was t-the Wowd, and t-the Wowd w-was with G-God, and t-the 
Wowd w-was God. 

1:2 The same w-was in t-the beginnying with God. 

1:3 Aww things wewe m-made by h-him; and without him w-was nyot any t-thing 
m-made that w-was made. 

1:4 In him w-was wife; and t-the wife w-was t-the wight of m-men. 

1:5 And t-the wight shinyeth in dawknyess; and t-the dawknyess compwehended 
it n-nyot. 

1-1:6 Thewe w-was a man sent fwom G-God, whose nyame w-was John. 

1:7 The same came (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a witnyess, to beaw witnyess of t-the Wight, that 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men thwough him m-might bewieve. 

1:8 He w-was nyot that Wight, but w-was sent to beaw witnyess of that Wight. 

1-1:9 That w-was t-the twue Wight, which wighteth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that cometh into 
t-the wowwd. 

1:10 He w-was in t-the wowwd, and t-the wowwd w-was m-made by him, and t-the wowwd 
knyew him n-nyot. 

1:11 He came u-unto his own, and his own weceived him n-nyot. 

1:12 But as many as weceived him, to t-them gave he p-powew to become t-the 
sons of G-God, even to t-them that bewieve on his nyame: 1:13 W-Which wewe 
b-bown, nyot of bwood, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of t-the wiww of t-the f-fwesh, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of t-the wiww of 
^.^ m-man, but of God. 

1:14 And t-the Wowd w-was m-made f-fwesh, and d-dwewt among u-us, (and we behewd 
his gwowy, t-the gwowy as of t-the onwy begotten of t-the Fathew,) f-fuww of 
gwace and twuth. 

1:15 (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John bawe witnyess of him, and cwied, s-saying, This w-was he of whom 
I spake, He that cometh aftew m-me is pwefewwed befowe me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was 
befowe me. 

1:16 And of his fuwnyess have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww we weceived, and gwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gwace. 

1:17 Fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw w-was given by Moses, but gwace and twuth came by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:18 N-Nyo man hath s-seen God a-at any time, t-the onwy begotten Son, which is 
in t-the b-bosom of t-the Fathew, he hath d-decwawed h-him. 

1:19 And this is t-the wecowd of John, when t-the Jews sent pwiests and 
Wevites fwom Jewusawem to ask him, Who awt thou? 1:20 And he 
c-confessed, and denyied n-nyot; but c-confessed, I am nyot t-the (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1-1:21 And they asked him, What then? Awt t-thou E-Ewias? And he saith, I am 
n-nyot. Awt t-thou that pwophet? And he answewed, Nyo. 

1:22 T-Then said they u-unto him, Who awt thou? that we may g-give an answew 
to t-them that sent us. What sayest t-thou of t-thysewf? 1:23 He said, I am 
t-the voice of onye cwying in t-the wiwdewnyess, Make stwaight t-the w-way of 
t-the W-Wowd, as said t-the pwophet E-Esaias. 

1-1:24 And they which wewe sent wewe of t-the (*^‿^*) P-Phawisees. 

1:25 And they asked him, and said u-unto him, Why b-baptizest t-thou then, 
if t-thou be nyot that (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, (=`ω´=) n-nyow E-Ewias, nyeithew that pwophet? 1:26 
(っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John answewed t-them, s-saying, I b-baptize with watew: but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe standeth 
onye among y-you, whom ye knyow n-nyot; 1:27 He it is, who coming aftew m-me is 
pwefewwed befowe me, whose shoe's watchet I am nyot wowthy to unwoose. 

1:28 These things wewe donye in Bethabawa beyond Jowdan, whewe (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was 
baptizing. 

1:29 The nyext day (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John seeth ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus coming u-unto him, and saith, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd 
t-the W-Wamb of G-God, which taketh away t-the sin of t-the wowwd. 

1:30 This is he of whom I said, Aftew m-me cometh a man which is 
pwefewwed befowe me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was befowe me. 

1:31 And I knyew him nyot: but that he shouwd be m-made manyifest to 
I-Iswaew, thewefowe am I come baptizing with watew. 

1:32 And (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John bawe wecowd, s-saying, I saw t-the Spiwit descending fwom 
heaven w-wike a dove, and it abode upon h-him. 

1:33 And I knyew him nyot: but he that sent m-me to b-baptize with watew, 
t-the same said u-unto me, Upon whom t-thou shawt s-see t-the Spiwit d-descending, 
and wemainying on him, t-the same is he which baptizeth with t-the Howy 
Ghost. 

1:34 And I saw, and bawe wecowd that this is t-the S-Son of God. 

1:35 A-Again t-the nyext day aftew (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John stood, and two of his discipwes; 
1:36 And wooking upon ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus as he wawked, he saith, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the W-Wamb of 
G-God! (o_O) *notices bulge* 1-1:37 And t-the two discipwes heawd him speak, and they f-fowwowed 
Jesus. 

(^人^) 1-1:38 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus tuwnyed, and saw t-them fowwowing, and saith u-unto t-them, 
What seek ye? They said u-unto him, Wabbi, (-(which is to say, being 
intewpweted, M-Mastew,) whewe dwewwest thou? 1-1:39 He saith u-unto t-them, 
Come and see. They came and saw whewe he dwewt, and abode with him 
that day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was about t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth h-houw. 

1:40 Onye of t-the two which heawd (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John speak, and f-fowwowed him, w-was 
A-Andwew, Simon Petew's bwothew. 

1:41 He fiwst findeth his own b-bwothew Simon, and saith u-unto him, We 
have f-found t-the Messias, which is, being intewpweted, t-the (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:42 And he b-bwought him to Jesus. And when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus behewd him, he said, 
T-Thou awt Simon t-the son of (*ﾉωﾉ) J-Jonya: t-thou shawt be cawwed Cephas, which is 
by i-intewpwetation, A-A stonye. 

1:43 The day fowwowing ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-wouwd go fowth into G-Gawiwee, and findeth 
Phiwip, and saith u-unto him, Fowwow me. 

1:44 Nyow Phiwip w-was of B-Bethsaida, t-the city of A-Andwew and Petew. 

1-1:45 Phiwip findeth (x_x)V N-Nyathanyaew, and saith u-unto him, We have f-found him, 
of whom Moses in t-the w-waw, and t-the pwophets, did wwite, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of 
Nyazaweth, t-the son of Joseph. 

1:46 And Nyathanyaew said u-unto him, Can (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any g-good t-thing come out of 
N-Nyazaweth? Phiwip saith u-unto him, Come and see. 

1:47 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw Nyathanyaew coming to him, and saith of him, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd an 
I-Iswaewite indeed, in whom is nyo guiwe! 1:48 Nyathanyaew saith u-unto him, 
Whence k-knyowest t-thou m-me? ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, Befowe that 
Phiwip cawwed thee, when t-thou wast undew t-the fig twee, I saw thee. 

1:49 Nyathanyaew answewed and saith u-unto him, Wabbi, t-thou awt t-the S-Son of 
God; t-thou awt t-the King of Iswaew. 

1:50 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I said u-unto thee, I saw 
thee undew t-the fig twee, bewievest thou? t-thou shawt s-see gweatew things 
than these. 

1:51 And he saith u-unto him, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Heweaftew 
ye shaww s-see heaven open, and t-the angews of God ascending and 
descending upon t-the S-Son of m-man. 

2:1 And t-the thiwd day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a mawwiage in Canya of Gawiwee; and t-the 
mothew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was thewe: 2:2 And both ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was cawwed, and his 
discipwes, to t-the mawwiage. 

2-2:3 And when they wanted winye, t-the mothew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, 
They have nyo winye. 

2:4 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Woman, what have I to (^-^*)/ d-do with thee? minye 
(*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come. 

2-2:5 His mothew saith u-unto t-the sewvants, W-Whatsoevew he saith u-unto y-you, 
(^-^*)/ d-do it. 

2:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe s-set (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe six (=`ω´=) w-watewpots of stonye, aftew t-the m-mannyew 
of t-the p-puwifying of t-the Jews, containying two ow thwee fiwkins a-apiece. 

2-2:7 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Fiww t-the (=`ω´=) w-watewpots with watew. And they 
fiwwed t-them up to t-the bwim. 

2:8 And he saith u-unto t-them, Dwaw out n-nyow, and beaw u-unto t-the govewnyow 
of t-the feast. And they bawe it. 

2-2:9 When t-the wuwew of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast h-had tasted t-the w-watew that w-was m-made 
winye, and knyew nyot whence it was: (but t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants which dwew t-the 
w-watew knyew;) t-the govewnyow of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast cawwed t-the b-bwidegwoom, 2:10 And 
saith u-unto him, Evewy man a-at t-the beginnying doth s-set fowth g-good winye; 
and when men have w-weww dwunk, t-then that which is wowse: but t-thou hast 
kept t-the g-good winye untiw n-nyow. 

2-2:11 This beginnying of miwacwes did ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus in Canya of G-Gawiwee, and 
m-manyifested fowth his gwowy; and his discipwes bewieved on h-him. 

2:12 Aftew this he went down to C-Capewnyaum, he, and his mothew, and his 
bwethwen, and his d-discipwes: and they continyued (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot many days. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And t-the Jews' passovew w-was a-at hand, and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went up to 
Jewusawem. 

2:14 And f-found in t-the tempwe those that sowd oxen and sheep and doves, 
and t-the changews of monyey sitting: 2:15 And when he h-had m-made a scouwge 
of smaww c-cowds, he (o_O)! d-dwove t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww out of t-the t-tempwe, and t-the sheep, 
and t-the (o^ ^o) o-oxen; and pouwed out t-the changews' monyey, and ovewthwew t-the 
t-tabwes; 2:16 And said u-unto t-them that sowd doves, Take these things 
h-hence; make nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's house an house of mewchandise. 

2:17 And his discipwes wemembewed that it w-was wwitten, The zeaw of 
thinye house hath eaten m-me (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

2:18 T-Then answewed t-the Jews and said u-unto him, What (*´▽`*) s-sign shewest t-thou 
u-unto u-us, seeing that t-thou doest these (o^▽^o) t-things? 2:19 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and 
said u-unto t-them, D-Destwoy this t-tempwe, and in thwee days I wiww w-waise it 
(＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 T-Then said t-the Jews, F-Fowty and six yeaws w-was this tempwe in 
buiwding, and wiwt t-thou w-weaw it up in thwee days? 2:21 But he spake 
of t-the tempwe of his body. 

2:22 When thewefowe he w-was wisen fwom t-the dead, his discipwes 
wemembewed that he h-had said this u-unto t-them; and they bewieved t-the 
scwiptuwe, and t-the wowd which ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had said. 

2:23 Nyow when he w-was in Jewusawem a-at t-the p-passovew, in t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast day, 
many bewieved in his nyame, when they saw t-the miwacwes which he did. 

2:24 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus did nyot commit himsewf u-unto t-them, because he knyew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
men, 2:25 And n-nyeeded nyot that any shouwd t-testify of man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he knyew 
what w-was in m-man. 

3-3:1 Thewe w-was a man of t-the Phawisees, nyamed Nyicodemus, a wuwew of t-the 
Jews: 3:2 The same came to ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus by nyight, and said u-unto him, Wabbi, 
we knyow that t-thou awt a teachew come fwom G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo man c-can (^-^*)/ d-do these 
miwacwes that t-thou doest, except God be with h-him. 

3-3:3 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto thee, 
Except a man be bown again, he c-cannyot s-see t-the kingdom of God. 

3:4 Nyicodemus saith u-unto him, How c-can a man be bown when he is owd? 
c-can he entew t-the second time into his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb, and be bown? 3:5 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto thee, Except a man be bown 
of w-watew and of t-the S-Spiwit, he c-cannyot entew into t-the kingdom of God. 

3-3:6 That which is bown of t-the fwesh is fwesh; and that which is bown 
of t-the Spiwit is spiwit. 

3:7 Mawvew nyot that I said u-unto thee, Ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must be bown again. 

3:8 The wind bwoweth whewe it wisteth, and t-thou heawest t-the s-sound 
t-theweof, but c-canst nyot teww whence it cometh, and whithew it (＞ｍ＜) g-goeth: so 
is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that is bown of t-the Spiwit. 

3-3:9 Nyicodemus answewed and said u-unto him, How c-can these things be? 
3:10 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, Awt t-thou a mastew of I-Iswaew, 
and k-knyowest nyot these (o^▽^o) t-things? 3:11 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto thee, 
We speak that we (^-^*)/ d-do knyow, and t-testify that we have seen; and ye 
weceive nyot ouw w-witnyess. 

3:12 If I have towd you eawthwy things, and ye bewieve nyot, how shaww 
ye b-bewieve, if I teww you of heavenwy (o^▽^o) t-things? 3:13 And nyo man hath 
ascended up to heaven, but he that came down fwom heaven, even t-the S-Son 
of man which is in heaven. 

3:14 And as Moses w-wifted up t-the sewpent in t-the wiwdewnyess, even so 
(* ^ ω ^) m-must t-the S-Son of man be w-wifted up: 3:15 That w-whosoevew b-bewieveth in him 
shouwd nyot pewish, but have etewnyaw wife. 

3:16 Fow God so woved t-the wowwd, that he gave his onwy begotten Son, 
that w-whosoevew b-bewieveth in him shouwd nyot pewish, but have 
evewwasting wife. 

3:17 Fow God sent nyot his S-Son into t-the wowwd to c-condemn t-the wowwd; but 
that t-the wowwd thwough him m-might be saved. 

3:18 He that b-bewieveth on him is nyot c-condemnyed: but he that b-bewieveth 
nyot is condemnyed awweady, because he hath nyot bewieved in t-the nyame of 
t-the onwy begotten S-Son of God. 

3:19 And this is t-the condemnyation, that wight is come into t-the wowwd, 
and men woved dawknyess wathew than wight, because theiw deeds wewe 
\(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that doeth eviw hateth t-the wight, nyeithew cometh to 
t-the wight, west his deeds shouwd be wepwoved. 

3:21 But he that doeth twuth cometh to t-the wight, that his deeds may 
be m-made manyifest, that they awe wwought in God. 

3-3:22 Aftew these things came ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus and his discipwes into t-the wand of 
Judaea; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he t-tawwied with t-them, and baptized. 

3:23 And (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John awso w-was baptizing in Aenyon (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to S-Sawim, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was m-much w-watew thewe: and they came, and wewe baptized. 

3:24 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet cast into pwison. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a question b-between s-some of John's discipwes and 
t-the Jews about puwifying. 

3:26 And they came u-unto John, and said u-unto him, Wabbi, he that w-was 
with thee beyond Jowdan, to whom t-thou bawest witnyess, b-behowd, t-the same 
baptizeth, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men come to h-him. 

3-3:27 (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John answewed and said, A-A man c-can weceive nyothing, except it be 
given him fwom heaven. 

3:28 Ye youwsewves beaw m-me witnyess, that I said, I am nyot t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 
but that I am sent befowe h-him. 

3-3:29 He that hath t-the bwide is t-the bwidegwoom: but t-the fwiend of t-the 
b-bwidegwoom, which standeth and heaweth him, (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth gweatwy because 
of t-the bwidegwoom's voice: this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my joy thewefowe is f-fuwfiwwed. 

3:30 He (* ^ ω ^) m-must incwease, but I (* ^ ω ^) m-must decwease. 

3:31 He that cometh fwom a-above is a-above aww: he that is of t-the eawth 
is eawthwy, and s-speaketh of t-the eawth: he that cometh fwom heaven is 
a-above aww. 

3:32 And what he hath s-seen and heawd, that he testifieth; and nyo man 
weceiveth his testimony. 

3:33 He that hath weceived his t-testimony hath s-set to his s-seaw that God 
is twue. 

3:34 Fow he whom God hath sent s-speaketh t-the w-wowds of G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God 
giveth nyot t-the Spiwit by measuwe u-unto h-him. 

3:35 The Fathew woveth t-the Son, and hath given (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things into his 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

3:36 He that b-bewieveth on t-the S-Son hath evewwasting wife: and he that 
b-bewieveth nyot t-the S-Son shaww nyot s-see wife; but t-the wwath of God abideth 
on h-him. 

4:1 When thewefowe t-the WOWD knyew how t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees h-had heawd that 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-made and baptized mowe discipwes than John, 4-4:2 (-(Though ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
himsewf baptized nyot, but his discipwes,) 4:3 He weft Judaea, and 
depawted again into Gawiwee. 

4-4:4 And he (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds go thwough Samawia. 

4-4:5 T-Then cometh he to a city of S-Samawia, which is cawwed Sychaw, (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
to t-the pawcew of (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound that J-Jacob gave to his son Joseph. 

4:6 Nyow Jacob's w-weww w-was thewe. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe, being weawied with 
his (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, sat thus on t-the weww: and it w-was about t-the sixth h-houw. 

4:7 Thewe cometh a woman of Samawia to d-dwaw watew: ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto 
hew, Give m-me to d-dwink. 

4-4:8 (Fow his discipwes wewe gonye away u-unto t-the city to buy meat.) 4:9 
T-Then saith t-the woman of Samawia u-unto him, How is it that thou, being a 
J-Jew, askest dwink of me, which am a woman of Samawia? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Jews 
have nyo deawings with t-the Samawitans. 

4:10 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto hew, If t-thou knyewest t-the gift of 
G-God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give m-me to dwink; t-thou wouwdest 
have asked of him, and he w-wouwd have given thee wiving watew. 

4:11 The woman saith u-unto him, Siw, t-thou hast nyothing to d-dwaw with, 
and t-the w-weww is deep: fwom whence t-then hast t-thou that wiving watew? 
4:12 Awt t-thou gweatew than ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew Jacob, which gave us t-the weww, 
and d-dwank theweof himsewf, and his c-chiwdwen, and his c-cattwe? 4:13 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto hew, Whosoevew dwinketh of this w-watew 
shaww t-thiwst ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: 4:14 But w-whosoevew dwinketh of t-the w-watew that I 
shaww g-give him shaww nyevew thiwst; but t-the w-watew that I shaww g-give him 
shaww be in him a w-weww of w-watew spwinging up into evewwasting wife. 

4:15 The woman saith u-unto him, Siw, g-give m-me this watew, that I t-thiwst 
nyot, nyeithew come hithew to dwaw. 

4:16 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Go, caww thy husband, and come hithew. 

4:17 The woman answewed and said, I have nyo husband. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto 
hew, T-Thou hast w-weww said, I have nyo husband: 4-4:18 Fow t-thou hast h-had 
five husbands; and he whom t-thou nyow hast is nyot thy husband: in that 
s-saidst t-thou twuwy. 

4:19 The woman saith u-unto him, Siw, I pewceive that t-thou awt a 
pwophet. 

4:20 O-Ouw f-fathews w-wowshipped in this mountain; and ye say, that in 
Jewusawem is t-the pwace whewe men ought to wowship. 

4:21 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Woman, bewieve me, t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw cometh, when ye 
shaww nyeithew in this mountain, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a-at J-Jewusawem, w-wowship t-the 
Fathew. 

4:22 Ye w-wowship ye knyow nyot what: we knyow what we wowship: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
sawvation is of t-the Jews. 

4:23 But t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw cometh, and nyow is, when t-the twue w-wowshippews shaww 
w-wowship t-the Fathew in spiwit and in twuth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Fathew seeketh such 
to w-wowship h-him. 

4:24 God is a Spiwit: and they that w-wowship him (* ^ ω ^) m-must w-wowship him in 
spiwit and in twuth. 

4:25 The woman saith u-unto him, I knyow that (*≧ω≦*) M-Messias cometh, which is 
cawwed Chwist: when he is come, he wiww teww us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

4:26 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, I that speak u-unto thee am he. 

4:27 And upon this came his discipwes, and mawvewwed that he t-tawked 
with t-the woman: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyo man said, What seekest thou? ow, Why tawkest 
t-thou with h-hew? 4:28 The woman t-then weft hew watewpot, and went hew 
w-way into t-the city, and saith to t-the men, 4:29 Come, s-see a ^.^ m-man, which 
towd m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that e-evew I did: is nyot this t-the Chwist? 4:30 T-Then 
they went out of t-the city, and came u-unto h-him. 

4-4:31 In t-the mean whiwe his discipwes pwayed him, s-saying, Mastew, eat. 

4:32 But he said u-unto t-them, I have meat to e-eat that ye knyow nyot of. 

4:33 Thewefowe said t-the discipwes onye to anyothew, Hath any man b-bwought 
him ought to e-eat? 4:34 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, My meat is to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the 
wiww of him that sent me, and to finyish his wowk. 

4:35 Say nyot ye, Thewe awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet fouw months, and t-then cometh hawvest? 
b-behowd, I say u-unto y-you, W-Wift up youw eyes, and wook on t-the fiewds; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they awe white awweady to h-hawvest. 

4:36 And he that weapeth weceiveth wages, and gatheweth fwuit u-unto 
wife etewnyaw: that both he that soweth and he that weapeth may wejoice 
togethew. 

4:37 And hewein is that saying twue, Onye soweth, and anyothew (=^ ◡ ^=) w-weapeth. 

4-4:38 I sent you to w-weap that wheweon ye b-bestowed nyo wabouw: othew men 
wabouwed, and ye awe entewed into theiw wabouws. 

(*^‿^*) 4-4:39 And many of t-the S-Samawitans of that city bewieved on him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
saying of t-the woman, which testified, He towd m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that e-evew I did. 

4:40 S-So when t-the S-Samawitans wewe come u-unto him, they besought him that 
he w-wouwd tawwy with (=`ω´=) t-them: and he abode (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe two days. 

4:41 And many mowe bewieved because of his own wowd; 4-4:42 And said 
u-unto t-the woman, Nyow we b-bewieve, nyot because of thy saying: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have 
heawd him ouwsewves, and knyow that this is indeed t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the 
x3 *screams* S-Saviouw of t-the wowwd. 

4:43 Nyow aftew two days he depawted thence, and went into Gawiwee. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 4-4:44 Fow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus himsewf testified, that a pwophet hath nyo honyouw in his 
own countwy. 

4-4:45 T-Then when he w-was come into G-Gawiwee, t-the Gawiwaeans weceived him, 
h-having s-seen (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things that he did a-at Jewusawem a-at t-the feast: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they awso went u-unto t-the feast. 

4:46 S-So ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came again into Canya of G-Gawiwee, whewe he m-made t-the w-watew 
winye. And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain nyobweman, whose son w-was sick a-at 
C-Capewnyaum. 

4-4:47 When he heawd that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was come out of Judaea into G-Gawiwee, he 
went u-unto him, and besought him that he w-wouwd come down, and heaw his 
son: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was a-at t-the point of death. 

4:48 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto him, Except ye s-see signs and wondews, ye 
wiww nyot bewieve. 

4:49 The nyobweman saith u-unto him, Siw, come down ewe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwd die. 

4-4:50 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, Go thy way; thy son w-wiveth. And t-the man 
bewieved t-the wowd that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had spoken u-unto him, and he went his way. 

4:51 And as he w-was nyow g-going down, his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants met him, and towd him, 
s-saying, Thy son w-wiveth. 

4:52 T-Then enquiwed he of t-them t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw when he began to a-amend. And 
they said u-unto him, Yestewday a-at t-the seventh (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw t-the fevew weft h-him. 

4:53 S-So t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew knyew that it w-was a-at t-the same h-houw, in t-the which 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, Thy son wiveth: and himsewf bewieved, and his 
w-whowe house. 

4:54 This is again t-the second miwacwe that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus did, when he w-was come 
out of Judaea into Gawiwee. 

5:1 Aftew this (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the Jews; and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went up to 
Jewusawem. 

5-5:2 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a-at Jewusawem by t-the sheep mawket a poow, which is 
cawwed in t-the H-Hebwew tongue Bethesda, h-having five powches. 

5:3 In these way a gweat muwtitude of impotent fowk, of bwind, hawt, 
withewed, waiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the moving of t-the watew. 

5:4 Fow an angew went down a-at a c-cewtain season into t-the poow, and 
twoubwed t-the watew: w-whosoevew t-then fiwst aftew t-the twoubwing of t-the 
w-watew s-stepped in w-was m-made w-whowe of whatsoevew d-disease he had. 

5:5 And a c-cewtain man w-was thewe, which h-had an infiwmity thiwty and 
eight yeaws. 

5:6 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saw him wie, and knyew that he h-had b-been nyow a wong time 
in that case, he saith u-unto him, Wiwt t-thou be m-made w-whowe? 5:7 The 
impotent man answewed him, Siw, I have nyo ^.^ m-man, when t-the w-watew is 
twoubwed, to put m-me into t-the p-poow: but whiwe I am coming, anyothew 
(o_O) s-steppeth down befowe me. 

5:8 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, Wise, o(>ω<)o t-take up thy bed, and wawk. 

5:9 And immediatewy t-the man w-was m-made ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-whowe, and took up his bed, and 
w-wawked: and on t-the same day w-was t-the sabbath. 

5:10 The Jews thewefowe said u-unto him that w-was cuwed, I-It is t-the 
sabbath day: it is nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to cawwy thy bed. 

5:11 He answewed t-them, He that m-made m-me ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-whowe, t-the same said u-unto me, 
Take up thy bed, and wawk. 

5:12 T-Then asked they him, What man is that which said u-unto thee, Take 
up thy bed, and wawk? 5-5:13 And he that w-was heawed w-wist nyot who it 
was: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had c-conveyed himsewf away, a muwtitude being in that 
pwace. 

5:14 Aftewwawd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus findeth him in t-the t-tempwe, and said u-unto him, 
Behowd, t-thou awt m-made w-whowe: sin nyo m-mowe, west a wowse t-thing come u-unto 
thee. 

5:15 The man depawted, and towd t-the Jews that it w-was Jesus, which h-had 
m-made him w-whowe. 

5:16 And thewefowe did t-the Jews pewsecute Jesus, and sought to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway 
him, because he h-had donye these things on t-the sabbath d-day. 

5:17 But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, My Fathew w-wowketh hithewto, and I wowk. 

5:18 Thewefowe t-the Jews sought t-the mowe to kiww him, because he nyot 
onwy h-had bwoken t-the sabbath, but said awso that God w-was his Fathew, 
making himsewf (*´▽`*) e-equaw with God. 

5:19 T-Then answewed ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus and said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say 
u-unto y-you, The S-Son c-can (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing of himsewf, but what he seeth t-the 
Fathew do: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what things soevew he doeth, these awso doeth t-the S-Son 
wikewise. 

5:20 Fow t-the Fathew woveth t-the Son, and sheweth him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that 
himsewf d-doeth: and he wiww s-shew him gweatew wowks than these, that ye 
may mawvew. 

5:21 Fow as t-the Fathew waiseth up t-the dead, and quickenyeth t-them; even 
so t-the S-Son quickenyeth whom he wiww. 

5:22 Fow t-the Fathew j-judgeth nyo ^.^ m-man, but hath committed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww j-judgment 
u-unto t-the Son: 5:23 That (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men shouwd honyouw t-the Son, even as they 
honyouw t-the Fathew. 

He that honyouweth nyot t-the S-Son honyouweth nyot t-the Fathew which hath sent 
h-him. 

5-5:24 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, He that heaweth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, and 
b-bewieveth on him that sent me, hath evewwasting w-wife, and shaww nyot 
come into condemnyation; but is passed fwom death u-unto wife. 

5:25 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, The (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is coming, and nyow is, 
when t-the dead shaww h-heaw t-the voice of t-the S-Son of G-God: and they that 
h-heaw shaww w-wive. 

5:26 Fow as t-the Fathew hath wife in himsewf; so hath he given to t-the 
S-Son to have wife in himsewf; 5:27 And hath given him a-authowity to 
execute j-judgment awso, because he is t-the S-Son of m-man. 

5:28 Mawvew nyot a-at this: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is coming, in t-the which (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
awe in t-the gwaves shaww h-heaw his voice, 5-5:29 And shaww come fowth; 
they that have donye g-good, u-unto t-the wesuwwection of wife; and they that 
have donye eviw, u-unto t-the wesuwwection of damnyation. 

5:30 I c-can of minye own sewf (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing: as I h-heaw, I judge: and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
j-judgment is just; because I seek nyot minye own wiww, but t-the wiww of 
t-the Fathew which hath sent me. 

5:31 If I beaw witnyess of mysewf, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my witnyess is nyot twue. 

5-5:32 Thewe is anyothew that beaweth witnyess of m-me; and I knyow that t-the 
witnyess which he witnyesseth of m-me is twue. 

5:33 Ye sent u-unto John, and he bawe witnyess u-unto t-the twuth. 

5-5:34 But I weceive nyot t-testimony fwom man: but these things I say, 
that ye m-might be saved. 

5:35 He w-was a b-buwnying and a shinying wight: and ye wewe wiwwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
season to wejoice in his wight. 

5:36 But I have gweatew witnyess than that of John: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowks which 
t-the Fathew hath given m-me to f-finyish, t-the same wowks that I do, beaw 
witnyess of me, that t-the Fathew hath sent me. 

5:37 And t-the Fathew himsewf, which hath sent me, hath (￣ω￣) b-bownye witnyess of 
me. 

Ye have nyeithew heawd his voice a-at any time, (=`ω´=) n-nyow s-seen his >_> *shuffles closer* s-shape. 

5:38 And ye have nyot his wowd (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding in you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom he hath sent, 
him ye bewieve n-nyot. 

5:39 Seawch t-the scwiptuwes; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-them ye think ye have etewnyaw wife: 
and they awe they which t-testify of me. 

(;;;*_*) 5-5:40 And ye wiww nyot come to me, that ye m-might have wife. 

5:41 I weceive nyot honyouw fwom m-men. 

5:42 But I knyow y-you, that ye have nyot t-the wove of God in you. 

5:43 I am come in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's nyame, and ye weceive m-me nyot: if anyothew 
shaww come in his own nyame, him ye wiww w-weceive. 

5:44 How c-can ye b-bewieve, which weceive honyouw onye of anyothew, and seek 
nyot t-the honyouw that cometh fwom God onwy? 5-5:45 Do nyot think that I 
wiww a-accuse you to t-the Fathew: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye that accuseth y-you, even 
Moses, in whom ye twust. 

5:46 Fow h-had ye bewieved Moses, ye w-wouwd have bewieved m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
wwote of me. 

5:47 But if ye bewieve nyot his wwitings, how shaww ye bewieve o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowds? 6-6:1 Aftew these things ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went o-ovew t-the sea of G-Gawiwee, 
which is t-the sea of Tibewias. 

6:2 And a gweat muwtitude f-fowwowed him, because they saw his miwacwes 
which he did on t-them that wewe diseased. 

6:3 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went up into a mountain, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he sat with his 
d-discipwes. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And t-the p-passovew, a (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the Jews, w-was nyigh. 

6:5 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-then w-wifted up his eyes, and saw a gweat company come 
u-unto him, he saith u-unto Phiwip, Whence shaww we buy bwead, that these 
may e-eat? 6:6 And this he said to pwove him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he himsewf knyew what 
he w-wouwd do. 

6:7 Phiwip answewed him, Two hundwed p-pennywowth of bwead is nyot 
sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them may o(>ω<)o t-take a wittwe. 

6:8 Onye of his discipwes, A-Andwew, Simon Petew's bwothew, saith u-unto 
him, 6:9 Thewe is a wad hewe, which hath five bawwey woaves, and two 
smaww fishes: but what awe they among so many? 6:10 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, 
Make t-the men sit down. Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was m-much gwass in t-the pwace. S-So t-the 
men sat down, in (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew about five thousand. 

6:11 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus took t-the woaves; and when he h-had given thanks, he 
d-distwibuted to t-the discipwes, and t-the discipwes to t-them that wewe s-set 
down; and wikewise of t-the fishes as m-much as they wouwd. 

6:12 When they wewe fiwwed, he said u-unto his discipwes, Gathew up t-the 
fwagments that w-wemain, that nyothing be w-wost. 

6:13 Thewefowe they gathewed t-them togethew, and fiwwed twewve baskets 
with t-the fwagments of t-the five bawwey woaves, which wemainyed o-ovew and 
a-above u-unto t-them that h-had e-eaten. 

6:14 T-Then those men, when they h-had s-seen t-the miwacwe that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus did, 
said, This is of a twuth that pwophet that shouwd come into t-the wowwd. 

6:15 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe pewceived that they w-wouwd come and o(>ω<)o t-take him 
by fowce, to make him a king, he depawted again into a mountain 
himsewf awonye. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And when even w-was nyow come, his discipwes went down u-unto t-the sea, 
6-6:17 And entewed into a ship, and went o-ovew t-the sea towawd C-Capewnyaum. 
And it w-was nyow dawk, and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was nyot come to them. 

6:18 And t-the sea awose by w-weason of a gweat wind that bwew. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 S-So when they h-had wowed about five and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ow thiwty f-fuwwongs, 
they s-see ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wawking on t-the sea, and dwawing nyigh u-unto t-the ship: and 
they wewe afwaid. 

6:20 But he saith u-unto t-them, I-It is I; be nyot afwaid. 

6:21 T-Then they w-wiwwingwy weceived him into t-the ship: and immediatewy 
t-the s-ship w-was a-at t-the wand whithew they went. 

6:22 The day fowwowing, when t-the peopwe which s-stood on t-the othew side 
of t-the sea saw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyonye othew boat thewe, s-save that onye 
:33 w-wheweinto his discipwes wewe e-entewed, and that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went nyot with his 
discipwes into t-the boat, but that his discipwes wewe gonye away awonye; 
6:23 (Howbeit (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came othew boats fwom Tibewias nyigh u-unto t-the pwace 
whewe they did e-eat bwead, aftew that t-the Wowd h-had given t-thanks:) 6:24 
When t-the peopwe thewefowe saw that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was nyot thewe, nyeithew his 
discipwes, they awso took shipping, and came to C-Capewnyaum, seeking (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Jesus. 

6:25 And when they h-had f-found him on t-the othew side of t-the sea, they 
said u-unto him, Wabbi, when camest t-thou hithew? 6:26 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed 
t-them and said, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Ye seek me, nyot because 
ye saw t-the miwacwes, but because ye did e-eat of t-the woaves, and wewe 
fiwwed. 

6:27 Wabouw nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the meat which p-pewisheth, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that meat which 
enduweth u-unto evewwasting w-wife, which t-the S-Son of man shaww g-give u-unto 
you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him hath God t-the Fathew seawed. 

6:28 T-Then said they u-unto him, What shaww we do, that we m-might wowk t-the 
wowks of God? 6:29 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, This is t-the 
wowk of G-God, that ye bewieve on him whom he hath sent. 

6:30 They said thewefowe u-unto him, What (*´▽`*) s-sign shewest t-thou then, that 
we may see, and bewieve thee? what d-dost t-thou wowk? 6:31 O-Ouw f-fathews 
did e-eat mannya in t-the desewt; as it is wwitten, He gave t-them bwead fwom 
heaven to eat. 

6:32 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Moses 
gave you nyot that bwead fwom heaven; but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew giveth you t-the twue 
bwead fwom heaven. 

6:33 Fow t-the bwead of God is he which cometh down fwom heaven, and 
giveth wife u-unto t-the wowwd. 

6-6:34 T-Then said they u-unto him, W-Wowd, evewmowe g-give us this bwead. 

6-6:35 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, I am t-the bwead of wife: he that cometh 
to m-me shaww nyevew h-hungew; and he that b-bewieveth on m-me shaww nyevew 
t-thiwst. 

6:36 But I said u-unto y-you, That ye awso have s-seen me, and bewieve n-nyot. 

6:37 Aww that t-the Fathew giveth m-me shaww come to m-me; and him that 
cometh to m-me I wiww in nyo wise cast ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

6-6:38 Fow I came down fwom heaven, nyot to (^-^*)/ d-do minye own wiww, but t-the 
wiww of him that sent me. 

6:39 And this is t-the Fathew's wiww which hath sent me, that of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
which he hath given m-me I shouwd wose nyothing, but shouwd w-waise it up 
again a-at t-the wast d-day. 

6:40 And this is t-the wiww of him that sent me, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye which 
seeth t-the Son, and b-bewieveth on him, may have evewwasting wife: and I 
wiww w-waise him up a-at t-the wast d-day. 

6:41 The Jews t-then (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed a-at him, because he said, I am t-the bwead 
which came down fwom heaven. 

6-6:42 And they said, Is nyot this Jesus, t-the son of Joseph, whose o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
and mothew we k-knyow? how is it t-then that he saith, I came down fwom 
h-heaven? 6:43 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe answewed and said u-unto t-them, Muwmuw nyot 
among y-youwsewves. 

6:44 N-Nyo man c-can come to me, except t-the Fathew which hath sent m-me d-dwaw 
him: and I wiww w-waise him up a-at t-the wast d-day. 

6-6:45 I-It is wwitten in t-the pwophets, And they shaww be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww taught of 
God. 

Evewy man thewefowe that hath heawd, and hath (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed of t-the Fathew, 
cometh u-unto me. 

6:46 Nyot that any man hath s-seen t-the Fathew, s-save he which is of G-God, 
he hath s-seen t-the Fathew. 

6:47 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, He that b-bewieveth on m-me hath 
evewwasting wife. 

6:48 I am that bwead of wife. 

6:49 Youw f-fathews did e-eat mannya in t-the wiwdewnyess, and awe dead. 

6:50 This is t-the bwead which cometh down fwom heaven, that a man may 
e-eat t-theweof, and nyot die. 

6:51 I am t-the wiving bwead which came down fwom heaven: if any man e-eat 
of this bwead, he shaww wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and t-the bwead that I wiww g-give 
is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh, which I wiww g-give (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wife of t-the wowwd. 

6:52 The Jews thewefowe stwove among themsewves, s-saying, How c-can this 
man g-give us his fwesh to e-eat? 6:53 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy, 
vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Except ye e-eat t-the fwesh of t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, and 
dwink his bwood, ye have nyo wife in you. 

6:54 Whoso eateth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh, and dwinketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwood, hath etewnyaw wife; 
and I wiww w-waise him up a-at t-the wast d-day. 

6:55 Fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh is meat indeed, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is dwink indeed. 

6:56 He that eateth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh, and dwinketh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwood, d-dwewweth in me, 
and I in h-him. 

6:57 As t-the wiving Fathew hath sent me, and I wive by t-the Fathew: so 
he that eateth me, even he shaww wive by me. 

6:58 This is that bwead which came down fwom heaven: nyot as youw 
f-fathews did e-eat mannya, and awe dead: he that eateth of this bwead 
shaww wive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

6:59 These things said he in t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, as he taught in C-Capewnyaum. 

6:60 Many thewefowe of his discipwes, when they h-had heawd this, said, 
This is an hawd (=^･ω･^=) s-saying; who c-can h-heaw it? 6:61 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew in 
himsewf that his discipwes (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed a-at it, he said u-unto t-them, Doth 
this offend y-you? 6:62 What and if ye shaww s-see t-the S-Son of man ascend 
up whewe he w-was b-befowe? 6:63 I-It is t-the spiwit that quickenyeth; t-the 
fwesh pwofiteth nyothing: t-the w-wowds that I speak u-unto y-you, they awe 
spiwit, and they awe wife. 

6:64 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe s-some of you that bewieve n-nyot. Fow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew fwom 
t-the beginnying who they wewe that bewieved nyot, and who shouwd betway 
h-him. 

6:65 And he said, Thewefowe said I u-unto y-you, that nyo man c-can come u-unto 
me, except it wewe given u-unto him of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew. 

6-6:66 Fwom that time many of his discipwes went b-back, and wawked nyo 
mowe with h-him. 

6-6:67 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-the twewve, W-Wiww ye awso go away? 6:68 T-Then 
Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewed him, W-Wowd, to whom shaww we go? t-thou hast t-the 
w-wowds of etewnyaw wife. 

6-6:69 And we bewieve and awe suwe that t-thou awt that (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of 
t-the wiving God. 

6-6:70 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, H-Have nyot I chosen you twewve, and onye of you 
is a deviw? 6:71 He spake of (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot t-the son of Simon: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
it w-was that shouwd betway him, being onye of t-the twewve. 

7:1 Aftew these things ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wawked in Gawiwee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-wouwd nyot wawk 
in Jewwy, because t-the Jews sought to kiww h-him. 

7:2 Nyow t-the J-Jew's (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of tabewnyacwes w-was a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

7-7:3 His (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen thewefowe said u-unto him, Depawt hence, and go into 
Judaea, that thy discipwes awso may s-see t-the wowks that t-thou doest. 

7:4 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo man that doeth any t-thing in secwet, and he himsewf 
seeketh to be knyown o-openwy. If t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do these things, s-shew t-thysewf to 
t-the wowwd. 

7:5 Fow nyeithew did his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen bewieve in h-him. 

7:6 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, My time is nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet c-come: but youw time 
is awway weady. 

7-7:7 The wowwd c-cannyot hate you; but m-me it hateth, because I t-testify of 
it, that t-the wowks theweof awe \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Go ye up u-unto this feast: I go nyot up (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet u-unto this feast: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
time is nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet f-fuww come. 

7:9 When he h-had said these w-wowds u-unto t-them, he abode stiww in Gawiwee. 

7:10 But when his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen wewe gonye up, t-then went he awso up u-unto t-the 
f-feast, nyot o-openwy, but as it wewe in secwet. 

7:11 T-Then t-the Jews sought him a-at t-the f-feast, and said, Whewe is o(>< )o h-he? 
7:12 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was m-much muwmuwing among t-the peopwe c-concewnying him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
s-some said, He is a g-good man: othews said, (・_・ヾ N-Nyay; but he deceiveth t-the 
peopwe. 

7:13 Howbeit nyo man spake openwy of him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the Jews. 

7:14 Nyow about t-the m-midst of t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went up into t-the t-tempwe, 
and taught. 

7:15 And t-the Jews mawvewwed, s-saying, How k-knyoweth this man w-wettews, 
h-having nyevew w-weawnyed? 7:16 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, and said, My doctwinye 
is nyot minye, but his that sent me. 

7:17 If any man wiww (^-^*)/ d-do his wiww, he shaww knyow of t-the doctwinye, 
whethew it be of G-God, ow whethew I speak of mysewf. 

7:18 He that s-speaketh of himsewf seeketh his own gwowy: but he that 
seeketh his gwowy that sent him, t-the same is twue, and nyo 
u-unwighteousnyess is in h-him. 

xDD 7-7:19 Did nyot Moses g-give you t-the w-waw, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyonye of you keepeth t-the 
waw? Why go ye about to kiww m-me? 7:20 The peopwe answewed and said, 
T-Thou hast a deviw: who goeth about to kiww thee? 7:21 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed 
and said u-unto t-them, I have donye onye wowk, and ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mawvew. 

7:22 Moses thewefowe gave u-unto you c-ciwcumcision; (nyot because it is of 
Moses, but of t-the fathews;) and ye on t-the sabbath day ciwcumcise a 
m-man. 

7:23 If a man on t-the sabbath day weceive ciwcumcision, that t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of 
Moses shouwd nyot be b-bwoken; awe ye angwy a-at me, because I have m-made a 
man {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy w-whit w-whowe on t-the sabbath day? 7:24 Judge nyot a-accowding to 
t-the appeawance, but j-judge wighteous judgment. 

7:25 T-Then said s-some of t-them of J-Jewusawem, Is nyot this he, whom they 
seek to kiww? \(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 B-But, wo, he s-speaketh bowdwy, and they say nyothing 
u-unto h-him. Do t-the wuwews knyow indeed that this is t-the vewy Chwist? 
(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Howbeit we knyow this man whence he i-is: but when Chwist cometh, nyo 
man k-knyoweth whence he is. 

7:28 T-Then cwied ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus in t-the tempwe as he taught, s-saying, Ye both knyow 
me, and ye knyow whence I am: and I am nyot come of mysewf, but he that 
sent m-me is twue, whom ye knyow n-nyot. 

7:29 But I knyow him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am fwom him, and he hath sent me. 

7:30 T-Then they sought to o(>ω<)o t-take him: but nyo man w-waid h-hands on him, 
because his (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come. 

7:31 And many of t-the peopwe bewieved on him, and said, When Chwist 
cometh, wiww he (^-^*)/ d-do mowe miwacwes than these which this man hath donye? 
7-7:32 The (^ω~) P-Phawisees heawd that t-the peopwe (☆▽☆) m-muwmuwed such things 
c-concewnying h-him; and t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees and t-the chief pwiests sent officews 
to o(>ω<)o t-take h-him. 

7:33 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them, Y-Yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe am I with y-you, and 
t-then I go u-unto him that sent me. 

7:34 Ye shaww seek me, and shaww nyot f-find me: and whewe I am, thithew 
ye c-cannyot come. 

7:35 T-Then said t-the Jews among themsewves, Whithew wiww he go, that we 
shaww nyot f-find h-him? wiww he go u-unto t-the d-dispewsed among t-the G-Gentiwes, 
and t-teach t-the Gentiwes? 7:36 What m-mannyew of saying is this that he 
said, Ye shaww seek me, and shaww nyot f-find me: and whewe I am, thithew 
ye c-cannyot come? 7:37 In t-the wast day, that gweat day of t-the f-feast, 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus s-stood and cwied, s-saying, If any man thiwst, wet him come u-unto 
me, and d-dwink. 

o(>< )o 7-7:38 He that b-bewieveth on me, as t-the scwiptuwe hath said, out of his 
bewwy shaww fwow (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews of wiving watew. 

7:39 (But this spake he of t-the S-Spiwit, which they that bewieve on him 
shouwd w-weceive: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Howy Ghost w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet given; because that 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet gwowified.) 7-7:40 Many of t-the peopwe thewefowe, when 
they heawd this s-saying, said, O-Of a twuth this is t-the P-Pwophet. 

7:41 Othews said, This is t-the (T_T) C-Chwist. But s-some said, Shaww Chwist come 
out of Gawiwee? 7:42 Hath nyot t-the scwiptuwe said, That Chwist cometh 
of t-the seed of D-David, and out of t-the t-town of Bethwehem, whewe David 
was? 7:43 S-So (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a division among t-the peopwe because of h-him. 

7-7:44 And s-some of t-them w-wouwd have taken h-him; but nyo man w-waid h-hands on 
h-him. 

7:45 T-Then came t-the officews to t-the chief pwiests and Phawisees; and 
they said u-unto t-them, Why have ye nyot b-bwought h-him? 7-7:46 The officews 
answewed, Nyevew man spake w-wike this m-man. 

7:47 T-Then answewed t-them t-the Phawisees, Awe ye awso deceived? 7:48 
H-Have any of t-the wuwews ow of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees bewieved on h-him? 7:49 But 
this peopwe who k-knyoweth nyot t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw awe cuwsed. 

7:50 Nyicodemus saith u-unto t-them, (-(he that came to ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus by nyight, being 
onye of t-them,) 7:51 Doth ouw (☆▽☆) w-waw j-judge any ^.^ m-man, befowe it h-heaw him, and 
knyow what he d-doeth? |･ω･) 7-7:52 They answewed and said u-unto him, Awt t-thou 
awso of Gawiwee? Seawch, and w-wook: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow out of G-Gawiwee awiseth nyo 
pwophet. 

7:53 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man went u-unto his own house. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went u-unto t-the mount of Owives. 

8-8:2 And eawwy in t-the mownying he came again into t-the t-tempwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the peopwe came u-unto h-him; and he sat down, and taught them. 

8:3 And t-the scwibes and (^ω~) P-Phawisees b-bwought u-unto him a woman taken in 
aduwtewy; and when they h-had s-set hew in t-the midst, 8:4 They say u-unto 
him, Mastew, this woman w-was taken in a-aduwtewy, in t-the vewy act. 

8-8:5 Nyow Moses in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw commanded u-us, that such shouwd be stonyed: but 
what sayest thou? 8:6 This they said, tempting him, that they m-might 
have to a-accuse h-him. But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus stooped down, and with his f-fingew wwote 
on t-the g-gwound, as t-though he heawd t-them n-nyot. 

8:7 S-So when they continyued asking him, he w-wifted up himsewf, and said 
u-unto t-them, He that is without sin among y-you, wet him fiwst cast a 
stonye a-at hew. 

8:8 And again he stooped down, and wwote on t-the gwound. 

8:9 And they which heawd it, being convicted by theiw own conscience, 
went out onye by o-onye, beginnying a-at t-the e-ewdest, even u-unto t-the wast: and 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was weft awonye, and t-the woman standing in t-the midst. 

8-8:10 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had w-wifted up himsewf, and saw nyonye but t-the woman, he 
said u-unto hew, Woman, whewe awe those thinye accusews? hath nyo man 
condemnyed thee? 8-8:11 She said, N-Nyo ^.^ m-man, Wowd. And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto hew, 
N-Nyeithew (^-^*)/ d-do I c-condemn t-thee: go, and sin nyo mowe. 

8:12 T-Then spake ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus again u-unto t-them, s-saying, I am t-the wight of t-the 
wowwd: he that fowwoweth m-me shaww nyot wawk in dawknyess, but shaww have 
t-the wight of wife. 

8-8:13 The (^ω~) P-Phawisees thewefowe said u-unto him, T-Thou (＃￣ω￣) b-beawest wecowd of 
t-thysewf; thy wecowd is nyot twue. 

8:14 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto t-them, Though I beaw wecowd of 
mysewf, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wecowd is twue: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow whence I came, and whithew I 
go; but ye c-cannyot teww whence I come, and whithew I go. 

8:15 Ye j-judge aftew t-the fwesh; I j-judge nyo m-man. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 And (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet if I judge, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment is twue: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am nyot awonye, but 
I and t-the Fathew that sent me. 

8:17 I-It is awso wwitten in youw w-waw, that t-the t-testimony of two men is 
twue. 

8-8:18 I am onye that beaw witnyess of mysewf, and t-the Fathew that sent m-me 
beaweth witnyess of me. 

8-8:19 T-Then said they u-unto him, Whewe is thy Fathew? ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, Ye 
nyeithew knyow me, (=`ω´=) n-nyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew: if ye h-had knyown me, ye shouwd have 
knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew awso. 

8:20 These w-wowds spake ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus in t-the tweasuwy, as he taught in t-the 
tempwe: and nyo man w-waid h-hands on h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come. 

8-8:21 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus again u-unto t-them, I go o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my way, and ye shaww seek 
me, and shaww die in youw (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: whithew I go, ye c-cannyot come. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 T-Then said t-the Jews, W-Wiww he kiww himsewf? because he saith, 
Whithew I go, ye c-cannyot come. 

8:23 And he said u-unto t-them, Ye awe fwom benyeath; I am fwom above: ye 
awe of this wowwd; I am nyot of this wowwd. 

8:24 I said thewefowe u-unto y-you, that ye shaww die in youw (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if 
ye bewieve nyot that I am he, ye shaww die in youw sins. 

8:25 T-Then said they u-unto him, Who awt thou? And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, 
Even t-the same that I said u-unto you fwom t-the beginnying. 

8:26 I have many things to say and to j-judge of you: but he that sent 
m-me is :3 t-twue; and I speak to t-the wowwd those things which I have heawd 
of h-him. 

8:27 They undewstood nyot that he spake to t-them of t-the Fathew. 

8:28 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them, When ye have w-wifted up t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, 
t-then shaww ye knyow that I am he, and that I (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing of mysewf; but 
as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew hath taught me, I speak these things. 

8:29 And he that sent m-me is with me: t-the Fathew hath nyot weft m-me 
awonye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I (^-^*)/ d-do awways those things that pwease h-him. 

8:30 As he spake these wowds, many bewieved on h-him. 

8:31 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to those Jews which bewieved on him, If ye 
continyue in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, t-then awe ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwes indeed; 8:32 And ye 
shaww knyow t-the twuth, and t-the twuth shaww make you (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. 

╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 They answewed him, We be Abwaham's seed, and wewe nyevew in 
bondage to any man: how sayest thou, Ye shaww be m-made fwee? 8:34 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Whosoevew 
committeth sin is t-the sewvant of sin. 

8-8:35 And t-the sewvant abideth nyot in t-the house (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: but t-the S-Son 
abideth evew. 

8:36 If t-the S-Son thewefowe shaww make you fwee, ye shaww be fwee 
indeed. 

8-8:37 I knyow that ye awe Abwaham's seed; but ye seek to kiww me, 
because o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd hath nyo pwace in you. 

8:38 I speak that which I have s-seen with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew: and ye (^-^*)/ d-do that 
which ye have s-seen with youw fathew. 

8:39 They answewed and said u-unto him, A-Abwaham is ouw fathew. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
saith u-unto t-them, If ye wewe Abwaham's c-chiwdwen, ye w-wouwd (^-^*)/ d-do t-the wowks 
of (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

8-8:40 But nyow ye seek to kiww me, a man that hath towd you t-the twuth, 
which I have heawd of G-God: this did nyot (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

8:41 Ye (^-^*)/ d-do t-the deeds of youw fathew. T-Then said they to him, We be nyot 
bown of ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fownyication; we have onye Fathew, even God. 

8-8:42 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, If God wewe youw Fathew, ye w-wouwd wove me: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I p-pwoceeded fowth and came fwom God; nyeithew came I of mysewf, but 
he sent me. 

8-8:43 Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye nyot undewstand o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech? even because ye c-cannyot h-heaw 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd. 

8:44 Ye awe of youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew t-the deviw, and t-the wusts of youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew ye 
wiww do. He w-was a >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew fwom t-the beginnying, and abode nyot in t-the 
twuth, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo twuth in h-him. When he s-speaketh a wie, he 
s-speaketh of his own: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is a wiaw, and t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of it. 

8:45 And because I teww you t-the twuth, ye bewieve m-me n-nyot. 

8:46 W-Which of you convinceth m-me of s-sin? And if I say t-the twuth, why (^-^*)/ d-do 
ye nyot bewieve m-me? 8:47 He that is of God heaweth God's wowds: ye 
thewefowe h-heaw t-them nyot, because ye awe nyot of God. 

8:48 T-Then answewed t-the Jews, and said u-unto him, Say we nyot w-weww that 
t-thou awt a Samawitan, and hast a deviw? 8:49 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, I have 
nyot a deviw; but I honyouw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, and ye (^-^*)/ d-do dishonyouw me. 

8-8:50 And I seek nyot minye own gwowy: (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye that seeketh and 
j-judgeth. 

8-8:51 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, If a man keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-saying, he shaww 
nyevew s-see death. 

8:52 T-Then said t-the Jews u-unto him, Nyow we knyow that t-thou hast a deviw. 

A-Abwaham is dead, and t-the pwophets; and t-thou sayest, If a man keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
s-saying, he shaww nyevew taste of death. 

8-8:53 Awt t-thou gweatew than ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew A-Abwaham, which is dead? and t-the 
pwophets awe dead: whom makest t-thou t-thysewf? 8:54 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, If 
I honyouw mysewf, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my honyouw is nyothing: it is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew that honyouweth 
m-me; of whom ye say, that he is youw G-God: 8:55 Y-Yet ye have nyot knyown 
h-him; but I knyow him: and if I shouwd say, I knyow him nyot, I shaww be a 
wiaw w-wike u-unto you: but I knyow him, and keep his (☆▽☆) s-saying. 

8:56 Youw o(>ω<)o f-fathew A-Abwaham w-wejoiced to s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my day: and he saw it, and 
w-was g-gwad. 

8:57 T-Then said t-the Jews u-unto him, T-Thou awt nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet fifty yeaws o-owd, 
and hast t-thou s-seen (-_-) A-Abwaham? 8:58 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, Vewiwy, 
vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Befowe A-Abwaham was, I am. 

8-8:59 T-Then took they up s-stonyes to cast a-at him: but ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus hid himsewf, 
and went out of t-the t-tempwe, g-going thwough t-the m-midst of t-them, and so 
passed by. 

9:1 And as ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus passed by, he saw a man which w-was bwind fwom his 
biwth. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And his discipwes asked him, s-saying, Mastew, who did sin, this 
^.^ m-man, ow his pawents, that he w-was bown b-bwind? 9:3 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, 
N-Nyeithew hath this man sinnyed, (=`ω´=) n-nyow his pawents: but that t-the wowks of 
God shouwd be m-made manyifest in h-him. 

9:4 I (* ^ ω ^) m-must wowk t-the wowks of him that sent me, whiwe it is day: t-the 
nyight cometh, when nyo man c-can wowk. 

9:5 As wong as I am in t-the wowwd, I am t-the wight of t-the wowwd. 

9:6 When he h-had thus spoken, he spat on t-the g-gwound, and m-made cway of 
t-the spittwe, and he anyointed t-the eyes of t-the bwind man with t-the c-cway, 
9:7 And said u-unto him, Go, w-wash in t-the poow of S-Siwoam, (-(which is by 
i-intewpwetation, Sent.) He went his w-way thewefowe, and washed, and came 
seeing. 

9:8 The uWu n-nyeighbouws thewefowe, and they which befowe h-had s-seen him that 
he w-was bwind, said, Is nyot this he that sat and b-begged? 9:9 Some 
said, This is he: othews said, He is w-wike him: but he said, I am he. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 Thewefowe said they u-unto him, How wewe thinye eyes o-openyed? 9-9:11 
He answewed and said, A-A man that is cawwed ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-made c-cway, and 
anyointed minye eyes, and said u-unto me, Go to t-the poow of S-Siwoam, and 
w-wash: and I went and washed, and I weceived sight. 

9:12 T-Then said they u-unto him, Whewe is o(>< )o h-he? He said, I knyow n-nyot. 

9:13 They b-bwought to t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees him that afowetime w-was bwind. 

9-9:14 And it w-was t-the sabbath day when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-made t-the c-cway, and openyed 
his eyes. 

9:15 T-Then again t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees awso asked him how he h-had weceived his 
sight. He said u-unto t-them, He put cway upon minye eyes, and I washed, 
and (^-^*)/ d-do see. 

9:16 Thewefowe said s-some of t-the Phawisees, This man is nyot of G-God, 
because he keepeth nyot t-the sabbath d-day. Othews said, How c-can a man 
that is a sinnyew (^-^*)/ d-do such m-miwacwes? And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a division among 
them. 

9:17 They say u-unto t-the bwind man again, What sayest t-thou of him, that 
he hath openyed thinye eyes? He said, He is a pwophet. 

9:18 But t-the Jews did nyot bewieve c-concewnying him, that he h-had b-been 
bwind, and weceived his s-sight, untiw they cawwed t-the p-pawents of him 
that h-had weceived his sight. 

9:19 And they asked t-them, s-saying, Is this youw son, who ye say w-was 
bown b-bwind? how t-then doth he nyow see? 9:20 His p-pawents answewed t-them 
and said, We knyow that this is ouw son, and that he w-was bown bwind: 
9:21 But by what means he nyow seeth, we knyow n-nyot; ow who hath openyed 
his eyes, we knyow nyot: he is of age; ask him: he shaww speak (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
himsewf. 

9:22 These w-wowds spake his pawents, because they feawed t-the Jews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the Jews h-had agweed awweady, that if any man did confess that he w-was 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, he shouwd be put out of t-the synyagogue. 

9:23 Thewefowe said his pawents, He is of age; ask h-him. 

9:24 T-Then again cawwed they t-the man that w-was bwind, and said u-unto him, 
Give God t-the pwaise: we knyow that this man is a sinnyew. 

9:25 He answewed and said, Whethew he be a sinnyew ow nyo, I knyow nyot: 
onye t-thing I knyow, that, w-wheweas I w-was bwind, nyow I see. 

9:26 T-Then said they to him again, What did he to thee? how openyed he 
thinye eyes? 9:27 He answewed t-them, I have towd you awweady, and ye 
did nyot heaw: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe w-wouwd ye h-heaw it (/ =ω=)/ a-again? wiww ye awso be his 
discipwes? 9-9:28 T-Then they weviwed him, and said, T-Thou awt his 
discipwe; but we awe Moses' d-discipwes. 

9:29 We knyow that God spake u-unto Moses: as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this f-fewwow, we knyow 
nyot fwom whence he is. 

9:30 The man answewed and said u-unto t-them, Why hewein is a mawvewwous 
thing, that ye knyow nyot fwom whence he is, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he hath openyed minye 
eyes. 

9:31 Nyow we knyow that God heaweth nyot sinnyews: but if any man be a 
wowshippew of G-God, and doeth his wiww, him he heaweth. 

9:32 Since t-the wowwd began w-was it nyot heawd that any man openyed t-the 
eyes of onye that w-was bown bwind. 

9:33 If this man wewe nyot of G-God, he couwd (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing. 

9:34 They answewed and said u-unto him, T-Thou wast awtogethew bown in 
sins, and d-dost t-thou t-teach us? And they cast him ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

9:35 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd that they h-had cast him out; and when he h-had f-found 
him, he said u-unto him, Dost t-thou bewieve on t-the S-Son of God? 9:36 He 
answewed and said, Who is he, W-Wowd, that I m-might bewieve on h-him? 9:37 
And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto him, T-Thou hast both s-seen him, and it is he that 
|･ω･) t-tawketh with thee. 

9:38 And he said, W-Wowd, I bewieve. And he w-wowshipped h-him. 

9-9:39 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Fow j-judgment I am come into this wowwd, that they 
which s-see nyot m-might see; and that they which s-see m-might be m-made bwind. 

9:40 And s-some of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees which wewe with him heawd these wowds, 
and said u-unto him, Awe we bwind awso? 9-9:41 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, If 
ye wewe bwind, ye shouwd have nyo (*°▽°*) s-sin: but nyow ye say, We see; 
thewefowe youw sin wemainyeth. 

10:1 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, He that enteweth nyot by t-the doow 
into t-the o(≧▽≦)o s-sheepfowd, but cwimbeth up s-some othew way, t-the same is a 
t-thief and a w-wobbew. 

1-10:2 But he that enteweth in by t-the doow is t-the s-shephewd of t-the sheep. 

10:3 To him t-the powtew openyeth; and t-the sheep h-heaw his voice: and he 
cawweth his own sheep by nyame, and weadeth t-them ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

10:4 And when he putteth fowth his own sheep, he goeth befowe t-them, 
and t-the sheep fowwow him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they knyow his voice. 

1-10:5 And a stwangew wiww they nyot fowwow, but wiww fwee fwom him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they knyow nyot t-the voice of stwangews. 

10:6 This pawabwe spake ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: but they undewstood nyot what 
things they wewe which he spake u-unto them. 

10:7 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them again, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, 
I am t-the doow of t-the sheep. 

10:8 Aww that e-evew came befowe m-me awe thieves and wobbews: but t-the 
sheep did nyot h-heaw them. 

10:9 I am t-the doow: by m-me if any man entew in, he shaww be saved, and 
shaww go in and (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and f-find pastuwe. 

10:10 The t-thief cometh nyot, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to steaw, and to k-kiww, and to 
destwoy: I am come that they m-might have w-wife, and that they m-might have 
it mowe abundantwy. 

1-10:11 I am t-the g-good shephewd: t-the g-good s-shephewd giveth his wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the sheep. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 But he that is an hiwewing, and nyot t-the s-shephewd, whose own t-the 
sheep awe nyot, seeth t-the wowf coming, and weaveth t-the sheep, and 
fweeth: and t-the wowf (＞ｍ＜) c-catcheth t-them, and s-scatteweth t-the sheep. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 The hiwewing fweeth, because he is an hiwewing, and caweth nyot 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sheep. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 I am t-the g-good s-shephewd, and knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep, and am knyown of minye. 

10:15 As t-the Fathew k-knyoweth me, even so knyow I t-the Fathew: and I way 
down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sheep. 

1-10:16 And othew sheep I have, which awe nyot of this fowd: t-them awso I 
(* ^ ω ^) m-must bwing, and they shaww h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be onye f-fowd, 
and onye shephewd. 

1-10:17 Thewefowe doth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew wove me, because I way down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wife, 
that I m-might o(>ω<)o t-take it again. 

10:18 N-Nyo man taketh it fwom me, but I way it down of mysewf. I have 
p-powew to way it down, and I have p-powew to o(>ω<)o t-take it again. This 
commandment have I weceived of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew. 

10:19 Thewe w-was a division thewefowe again among t-the Jews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these 
sayings. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 And many of t-them said, He hath a deviw, and is m-mad; why h-heaw ye 
h-him? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 Othews said, These awe nyot t-the w-wowds of him that hath a 
deviw. Can a deviw open t-the eyes of t-the b-bwind? 10:22 And it w-was a-at 
Jewusawem t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the dedication, and it w-was wintew. 

1-10:23 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wawked in t-the tempwe in S-Sowomon's powch. 

10:24 T-Then came t-the Jews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him, and said u-unto him, How wong 
d-dost t-thou make us to doubt? If t-thou be t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, teww us p-pwainwy. 

10:25 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, I towd y-you, and ye bewieved nyot: t-the wowks 
that I (^-^*)/ d-do in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's nyame, they beaw witnyess of me. 

10:26 But ye bewieve nyot, because ye awe nyot of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep, as I said 
u-unto you. 

10:27 My sheep h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, and I knyow t-them, and they fowwow me: 
1-10:28 And I g-give u-unto t-them etewnyaw wife; and they shaww nyevew pewish, 
nyeithew shaww any man pwuck t-them out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

10:29 My Fathew, which gave t-them me, is gweatew than aww; and nyo man 
is abwe to pwuck t-them out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

10:30 I and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew awe onye. 

10:31 T-Then t-the Jews took up s-stonyes again to stonye h-him. 

10:32 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, Many g-good wowks have I shewed you fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
F-Fathew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which of those wowks (^-^*)/ d-do ye stonye m-me? 10:33 The Jews 
answewed him, s-saying, Fow a g-good wowk we stonye thee n-nyot; but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
bwasphemy; and because that thou, being a ^.^ m-man, makest t-thysewf God. 

1-10:34 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, Is it nyot wwitten in youw w-waw, I said, Ye 
awe g-gods? 10:35 If he cawwed t-them gods, u-unto whom t-the wowd of God 
came, and t-the scwiptuwe c-cannyot be b-bwoken; 10:36 Say ye of him, whom 
t-the Fathew hath s-sanctified, and sent into t-the wowwd, T-Thou bwasphemest; 
because I said, I am t-the S-Son of God? 10:37 If I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot t-the wowks of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, bewieve m-me n-nyot. 

10:38 But if I do, t-though ye bewieve nyot me, bewieve t-the wowks: that 
ye may knyow, and b-bewieve, that t-the Fathew is in me, and I in h-him. 

10:39 Thewefowe they sought again to o(>ω<)o t-take him: but he escaped out of 
theiw hand, 1-10:40 And went away again beyond (☆▽☆) J-Jowdan into t-the pwace 
whewe (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John a-at fiwst baptized; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he abode. 

1-10:41 And many wesowted u-unto him, and said, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John did nyo m-miwacwe: but 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John spake of this man wewe twue. 

10:42 And many bewieved on him thewe. 

11:1 Nyow a c-cewtain man w-was sick, nyamed Wazawus, of Bethany, t-the t-town 
of (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy and hew s-sistew Mawtha. 

11:2 (It w-was that (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy which anyointed t-the Wowd with ointment, and 
wiped his feet with hew haiw, whose b-bwothew Wazawus w-was sick.) 11:3 
Thewefowe his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *moans* s-sistews sent u-unto him, s-saying, W-Wowd, b-behowd, he whom 
t-thou w-wovest is s-sick. 

11:4 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus heawd that, he said, This sicknyess is nyot u-unto d-death, 
but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of G-God, that t-the S-Son of God m-might be gwowified 
theweby. 

11:5 Nyow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus woved (^-^*)/ M-Mawtha, and hew sistew, and Wazawus. 

11:6 When he h-had heawd thewefowe that he w-was sick, he abode two days 
stiww in t-the same pwace whewe he was. 

11:7 T-Then aftew that saith he to his discipwes, Wet us go into Judaea 
again. 

11:8 His discipwes say u-unto him, Mastew, t-the Jews of w-wate sought to 
stonye thee; and goest t-thou thithew (/ =ω=)/ a-again? 11:9 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, Awe 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe nyot twewve houws in t-the day? If any man wawk in t-the day, he 
stumbweth nyot, because he seeth t-the wight of this wowwd. 

11:10 But if a man wawk in t-the nyight, he stumbweth, because (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyo wight in h-him. 

11:11 These things said he: and aftew that he saith u-unto t-them, O-Ouw 
fwiend Wazawus sweepeth; but I go, that I may awake him out of sweep. 

11:12 T-Then said his discipwes, W-Wowd, if he sweep, he shaww (^-^*)/ d-do weww. 

11:13 Howbeit ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus spake of his (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but they thought that he h-had 
spoken of taking of w-west in sweep. 

11:14 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto t-them pwainwy, Wazawus is dead. 

11:15 And I am gwad (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes that I w-was nyot thewe, to t-the intent 
ye may bewieve; nyevewthewess wet us go u-unto h-him. 

11:16 T-Then said Thomas, which is cawwed Didymus, u-unto his 
fewwowdiscipwes, Wet us awso go, that we may die with h-him. 

11:17 T-Then when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came, he f-found that he h-had wain in t-the gwave 
fouw days awweady. 

11:18 Nyow Bethany w-was nyigh u-unto J-Jewusawem, about f-fifteen fuwwongs off: 
11:19 And many of t-the Jews came to Mawtha and Mawy, to comfowt t-them 
c-concewnying theiw bwothew. 

11:20 T-Then (^-^*)/ M-Mawtha, as soon as she heawd that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was coming, went 
and met him: but (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy sat stiww in t-the house. 

11:21 T-Then said Mawtha u-unto Jesus, W-Wowd, if t-thou hadst b-been hewe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
b-bwothew h-had nyot died. 

11:22 But I knyow, that even n-nyow, whatsoevew t-thou wiwt ask of G-God, God 
wiww g-give it thee. 

1-11:23 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Thy b-bwothew shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise again. 

11:24 Mawtha saith u-unto him, I knyow that he shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise again in t-the 
wesuwwection a-at t-the wast d-day. 

11:25 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto hew, I am t-the wesuwwection, and t-the wife: he 
that b-bewieveth in me, t-though he wewe dead, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet shaww he w-wive: 11:26 
And w-whosoevew wiveth and b-bewieveth in m-me shaww nyevew die. Bewievest 
t-thou t-this? 11:27 She saith u-unto him, Yea, Wowd: I bewieve that t-thou 
awt t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of G-God, which shouwd come into t-the wowwd. 

11:28 And when she h-had so said, she went hew way, and cawwed (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy hew 
s-sistew s-secwetwy, s-saying, The M-Mastew is come, and cawweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. 

1-11:29 As soon as she heawd that, she awose quickwy, and came u-unto h-him. 

11:30 Nyow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come into t-the town, but w-was in that pwace 
whewe Mawtha met h-him. 

11:31 The Jews t-then which wewe with hew in t-the h-house, and c-comfowted 
hew, when they saw Mawy, that she w-wose up hastiwy and went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, 
f-fowwowed hew, s-saying, She goeth u-unto t-the gwave to weep thewe. 

11:32 T-Then when (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy w-was come whewe ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus was, and saw him, she feww 
down a-at his feet, saying u-unto him, W-Wowd, if t-thou hadst b-been hewe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
b-bwothew h-had nyot died. 

11:33 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe saw hew weeping, and t-the Jews awso weeping 
which came with hew, he gwoanyed in t-the spiwit, and w-was twoubwed. 

(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 And said, Whewe have ye w-waid h-him? They said u-unto him, W-Wowd, come 
and see. 

11:35 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wept. 

11:36 T-Then said t-the Jews, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd how he woved him! 11:37 And s-some of 
t-them said, Couwd nyot this ^.^ m-man, which openyed t-the eyes of t-the bwind, 
have caused that even this man shouwd nyot have died? 1-11:38 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
thewefowe again (O.O) g-gwoanying in himsewf cometh to t-the gwave. I-It w-was a 
cave, and a stonye way upon it. 

1-11:39 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Take ye away t-the stonye. (^-^*)/ M-Mawtha, t-the s-sistew of him 
that w-was dead, saith u-unto him, W-Wowd, by this time he stinketh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
hath b-been dead fouw days. 

11:40 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Said I nyot u-unto thee, that, if t-thou 
wouwdest b-bewieve, t-thou shouwdest s-see t-the gwowy of God? 11:41 T-Then 
they took away t-the stonye fwom t-the pwace whewe t-the dead w-was w-waid. And 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-wifted up his eyes, and said, Fathew, I thank thee that t-thou 
hast heawd me. 

1-11:42 And I knyew that t-thou heawest m-me awways: but because of t-the 
peopwe which stand by I said it, that they may bewieve that t-thou hast 
sent me. 

1-11:43 And when he thus h-had spoken, he cwied with a w-woud voice, 
Wazawus, come f-fowth. 

11:44 And he that w-was dead came fowth, b-bound hand and foot with 
gwavecwothes: and his f-face w-was b-bound about with a nyapkin. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith 
u-unto t-them, W-Woose him, and wet him go. 

11:45 T-Then many of t-the Jews which came to Mawy, and h-had s-seen t-the 
things which ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus did, bewieved on h-him. 

1-11:46 But s-some of t-them went theiw ways to t-the Phawisees, and towd t-them 
what things ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had donye. 

11:47 T-Then gathewed t-the chief pwiests and t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees a counciw, and 
said, What (^-^*)/ d-do ^.^ w-we? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this man doeth many m-miwacwes. 

11:48 If we wet him thus awonye, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men wiww bewieve on him: and t-the 
W-Womans shaww come and o(>ω<)o t-take away both ouw pwace and n-nyation. 

11:49 And onye of t-them, nyamed Caiaphas, being t-the high pwiest that same 
y-yeaw, said u-unto t-them, Ye knyow nyothing a-at a-aww, 11:50 Nyow considew that 
it is expedient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that onye man shouwd die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, and 
that t-the w-whowe nyation pewish n-nyot. 

11:51 And this spake he nyot of himsewf: but being high pwiest that 
y-yeaw, he pwophesied that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus shouwd die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that nyation; 1-11:52 And 
nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that nyation onwy, but that awso he shouwd gathew togethew in 
onye t-the chiwdwen of God that wewe scattewed abwoad. 

1-11:53 T-Then fwom that day fowth they took counsew togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to put 
him to death. 

11:54 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe wawked nyo mowe openwy among t-the Jews; but went 
(o´∀`o) t-thence u-unto a c-countwy (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw to t-the wiwdewnyess, into a city cawwed 
Ephwaim, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe continyued with his d-discipwes. 

11:55 And t-the Jews' passovew w-was nyigh a-at hand: and many went out of 
t-the c-countwy up to Jewusawem befowe t-the p-passovew, to puwify themsewves. 

1-11:56 T-Then sought they (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Jesus, and spake among themsewves, as they 
s-stood in t-the t-tempwe, What think ye, that he wiww nyot come to t-the 
f-feast? 1-11:57 Nyow both t-the chief pwiests and t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees h-had given a 
c-commandment, that, if any man knyew whewe he (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, he shouwd s-shew it, 
that they m-might o(>ω<)o t-take h-him. 

12:1 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus six days befowe t-the passovew came to Bethany, whewe 
Wazawus was, which h-had b-been dead, whom he waised fwom t-the dead. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Thewe they m-made him a suppew; and Mawtha sewved: but Wazawus w-was 
onye of t-them that sat a-at t-the tabwe with h-him. 

12:3 T-Then took (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy a pound of ointment of spikenyawd, vewy costwy, and 
anyointed t-the feet of Jesus, and wiped his feet with hew haiw: and t-the 
house w-was fiwwed with t-the odouw of t-the ointment. 

12:4 T-Then saith onye of his discipwes, (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, Simon's son, 
which shouwd betway him, 1-12:5 Why w-was nyot this ointment sowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thwee 
hundwed pence, and given to t-the poow? 12:6 This he said, nyot that he 
cawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the poow; but because he w-was a thief, and h-had t-the bag, and 
bawe what w-was put thewein. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 T-Then said Jesus, Wet hew a-awonye: against t-the day of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my buwying 
hath she kept this. 

12:8 Fow t-the poow awways ye have with you; but m-me ye have nyot awways. 

12:9 Much peopwe of t-the Jews thewefowe knyew that he w-was thewe: and 
they came nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jesus' sake onwy, but that they m-might s-see Wazawus 
awso, whom he h-had waised fwom t-the dead. 

12:10 But t-the chief pwiests c-consuwted that they m-might put Wazawus awso 
to death; 1-12:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that by w-weason of him many of t-the Jews went 
away, and bewieved on Jesus. 

12:12 On t-the nyext day m-much peopwe that wewe come to t-the f-feast, when 
they heawd that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was coming to J-Jewusawem, 12:13 T-Took bwanches of 
(o-_-o) p-pawm twees, and went fowth to meet him, and cwied, Hosannya: Bwessed is 
t-the King of Iswaew that cometh in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd. 

12:14 And Jesus, when he h-had f-found a young ass, sat theweon; as it is 
wwitten, 1-12:15 Feaw nyot, daughtew of S-Sion: b-behowd, thy King cometh, 
sitting on an a-ass's cowt. 

12:16 These things undewstood nyot his discipwes a-at t-the fiwst: but when 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was g-gwowified, t-then wemembewed they that these things wewe 
wwitten of him, and that they h-had donye these things u-unto h-him. 

12:17 The peopwe thewefowe that w-was with him when he cawwed Wazawus 
out of his gwave, and waised him fwom t-the dead, bawe wecowd. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 Fow this c-cause t-the peopwe awso met him, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that they heawd that 
he h-had donye this miwacwe. 

12:19 The (^ω~) P-Phawisees thewefowe said among themsewves, Pewceive ye how 
ye pwevaiw n-nyothing? b-behowd, t-the wowwd is gonye aftew h-him. 

12:20 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe c-cewtain Gweeks among t-them that came up to w-wowship 
a-at t-the feast: 1-12:21 The same came thewefowe to Phiwip, which w-was of 
Bethsaida of G-Gawiwee, and desiwed him, s-saying, Siw, we w-wouwd s-see 
Jesus. 

12:22 Phiwip cometh and tewweth Andwew: and again A-Andwew and Phiwip 
teww Jesus. 

12:23 And ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, s-saying, The (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is come, that t-the S-Son 
of man shouwd be ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. 

12:24 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, Except a cown of wheat faww into 
t-the (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound and die, it abideth a-awonye: but if it die, it bwingeth fowth 
m-much fwuit. 

12:25 He that woveth his wife shaww wose it; and he that hateth his 
wife in this wowwd shaww keep it u-unto wife etewnyaw. 

12:26 If any man sewve me, wet him fowwow m-me; and whewe I am, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvant be: if any man sewve me, him wiww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew 
honyouw. 

12:27 Nyow is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw twoubwed; and what shaww I say? Fathew, s-save m-me 
fwom this houw: but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause came I u-unto this h-houw. 

12:28 Fathew, gwowify thy nyame. T-Then came (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a voice fwom heaven, 
s-saying, I have both gwowified it, and wiww gwowify it again. 

12:29 The peopwe thewefowe, that s-stood by, and heawd it, said that it 
thundewed: othews said, An angew spake to h-him. 

12:30 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said, This voice came nyot because of me, but 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes. 

12:31 Nyow is t-the j-judgment of this wowwd: nyow shaww t-the pwince of this 
wowwd be cast ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

12:32 And I, if I be w-wifted up fwom t-the eawth, wiww d-dwaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men u-unto 
me. 

1-12:33 This he said, signyifying what death he shouwd die. 

12:34 The peopwe answewed him, We have heawd out of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw that 
Chwist abideth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew: and how sayest thou, The S-Son of man (* ^ ω ^) m-must be 
w-wifted u-up? who is this S-Son of man? 12:35 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said u-unto t-them, 
Y-Yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe is t-the wight with you. 

Wawk whiwe ye have t-the wight, west dawknyess come upon you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that 
w-wawketh in dawknyess k-knyoweth nyot whithew he goeth. 

12:36 Whiwe ye have wight, bewieve in t-the wight, that ye may be t-the 
chiwdwen of wight. These things spake Jesus, and depawted, and did 
hide himsewf fwom them. 

1-12:37 But t-though he h-had donye so many miwacwes befowe t-them, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they 
bewieved nyot on him: 12:38 That t-the saying of Esaias t-the pwophet m-might 
be fuwfiwwed, which he spake, W-Wowd, who hath bewieved ouw wepowt? and 
to whom hath t-the a-awm of t-the Wowd b-been weveawed? 12:39 Thewefowe they 
couwd nyot b-bewieve, because that Esaias said again, 1-12:40 He hath 
bwinded theiw eyes, and hawdenyed theiw heawt; that they shouwd nyot s-see 
with theiw eyes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow undewstand with theiw heawt, and be convewted, 
and I shouwd heaw them. 

12:41 These things said Esaias, when he saw his gwowy, and spake of 
h-him. 

12:42 Nyevewthewess among t-the chief wuwews awso many bewieved on h-him; 
but because of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees they did nyot confess him, west they 
shouwd be put out of t-the synyagogue: 12:43 Fow they woved t-the pwaise of 
men mowe than t-the pwaise of God. 

12:44 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus cwied and said, He that b-bewieveth on me, b-bewieveth nyot on 
me, but on him that sent me. 

(　･ω･)☞ 1-12:45 And he that seeth m-me seeth him that sent me. 

12:46 I am come a wight into t-the wowwd, that w-whosoevew b-bewieveth on m-me 
shouwd nyot abide in dawknyess. 

1-12:47 And if any man h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, and bewieve nyot, I j-judge him nyot: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I came nyot to j-judge t-the wowwd, but to s-save t-the wowwd. 

12:48 He that (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-wejecteth me, and weceiveth nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds, hath onye that 
j-judgeth him: t-the wowd that I have spoken, t-the same shaww j-judge him in 
t-the wast d-day. 

12:49 Fow I have nyot spoken of mysewf; but t-the Fathew which sent me, 
he gave m-me a c-commandment, what I shouwd say, and what I shouwd s-speak. 

12:50 And I knyow that his commandment is wife evewwasting: whatsoevew 
I speak thewefowe, even as t-the Fathew said u-unto me, so I s-speak. 

13:1 Nyow befowe t-the (♡°▽°♡) f-feast of t-the p-passovew, when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew that his 
(*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was come that he shouwd depawt out of this wowwd u-unto t-the Fathew, 
h-having woved his own which wewe in t-the wowwd, he woved t-them u-unto t-the 
end. 

13:2 And suppew being ended, t-the deviw h-having nyow put into t-the heawt 
of (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas Iscawiot, Simon's son, to betway h-him; 13:3 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyowing that 
t-the Fathew h-had given (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things into his hands, and that he w-was come 
fwom G-God, and went to God; 13:4 He wiseth fwom suppew, and w-waid aside 
his (* ^ ω ^) g-gawments; and took a towew, and giwded himsewf. 

13:5 Aftew that he pouweth w-watew into a bason, and began to w-wash t-the 
discipwes' feet, and to wipe t-them with t-the towew whewewith he w-was 
giwded. 

13:6 T-Then cometh he to Simon Petew: and (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saith u-unto him, W-Wowd, 
d-dost t-thou w-wash o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet? 13:7 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed and said u-unto him, What I 
(^-^*)/ d-do t-thou k-knyowest nyot nyow; but t-thou shawt knyow heweaftew. 

13:8 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saith u-unto him, T-Thou shawt nyevew w-wash o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
answewed him, If I w-wash thee nyot, t-thou hast nyo pawt with me. 

13:9 Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saith u-unto him, W-Wowd, nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my feet onwy, but awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
h-hands and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my head. 

1-13:10 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith to him, He that is washed nyeedeth nyot s-save to w-wash 
his feet, but is cwean {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy w-whit: and ye awe cwean, but nyot aww. 

1-13:11 Fow he knyew who shouwd betway h-him; thewefowe said he, Ye awe nyot 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww cwean. 

13:12 S-So aftew he h-had washed theiw feet, and h-had taken his gawments, 
and w-was s-set down again, he said u-unto t-them, K-Knyow ye what I have donye to 
y-you? 13:13 Ye caww m-me M-Mastew and Wowd: and ye say w-weww; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so I am. 

13:14 If I then, youw Wowd and Mastew, have washed youw feet; ye awso 
ought to w-wash onye a-anyothew's feet. 

13:15 Fow I have given you an e-exampwe, that ye shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do as I have 
donye to you. 

1-13:16 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, The sewvant is nyot gweatew than 
his w-wowd; nyeithew he that is sent gweatew than he that sent h-him. 

13:17 If ye knyow these things, happy awe ye if ye (^-^*)/ d-do them. 

13:18 I speak nyot of you aww: I knyow whom I have c-chosen: but that t-the 
scwiptuwe may be fuwfiwwed, He that eateth bwead with m-me hath w-wifted 
up his heew against me. 

13:19 Nyow I teww you befowe it come, that, when it is come to pass, ye 
may bewieve that I am he. 

1-13:20 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, He that weceiveth w-whomsoevew I 
send weceiveth m-me; and he that weceiveth m-me weceiveth him that sent 
me. 

13:21 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had thus said, he w-was twoubwed in spiwit, and 
testified, and said, Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, that onye of you 
shaww betway me. 

13:22 T-Then t-the discipwes wooked onye on anyothew, d-doubting of whom he 
spake. 

13:23 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was weanying on J-Jesus' b-bosom onye of his discipwes, whom 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-woved. 

13:24 Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew thewefowe beckonyed to him, that he shouwd ask who it 
shouwd be of whom he spake. 

13:25 He t-then wying on J-Jesus' bweast saith u-unto him, W-Wowd, who is it? 
13:26 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, He it is, to whom I shaww g-give a sop, when I 
have dipped it. And when he h-had dipped t-the sop, he gave it to (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas 
Iscawiot, t-the son of S-Simon. 

13:27 And aftew t-the sop Satan entewed into h-him. T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto 
him, That t-thou doest, (^-^*)/ d-do quickwy. 

13:28 Nyow nyo man a-at t-the tabwe knyew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what intent he spake this u-unto 
h-him. 

13:29 Fow s-some of t-them t-thought, because (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas h-had t-the bag, that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
h-had said u-unto him, Buy those things that we have nyeed of against t-the 
feast; ow, that he shouwd g-give something to t-the poow. 

13:30 He t-then h-having weceived t-the sop went immediatewy out: and it w-was 
nyight. 

13:31 Thewefowe, when he w-was gonye (* ^ ω ^) o-out, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said, Nyow is t-the S-Son of 
man g-gwowified, and God is gwowified in h-him. 

~(>_<~) 1-13:32 If God be gwowified in him, God shaww awso gwowify him in 
himsewf, and shaww stwaightway gwowify h-him. 

13:33 W-Wittwe c-chiwdwen, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe I am with you. Ye shaww seek 
me: and as I said u-unto t-the Jews, Whithew I go, ye c-cannyot come; so nyow 
I say to you. 

13:34 A-A nyew commandment I g-give u-unto y-you, That ye wove onye anyothew; as 
I have woved y-you, that ye awso wove onye anyothew. 

13:35 By this shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men knyow that ye awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my discipwes, if ye have 
wove onye to anyothew. 

13:36 Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, W-Wowd, whithew goest thou? ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
answewed him, Whithew I go, t-thou c-canst nyot fowwow m-me nyow; but t-thou 
shawt fowwow m-me aftewwawds. 

13:37 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, W-Wowd, why c-cannyot I fowwow thee nyow? I wiww 
way down o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy sake. 

(☆▽☆) *shuffles closer* 1-13:38 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed him, Wiwt t-thou way down thy wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sake? 
Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto thee, The cock shaww nyot c-cwow, tiww t-thou 
hast denyied m-me thwice. 

14:1 Wet nyot youw heawt be twoubwed: ye bewieve in G-God, bewieve awso 
in me. 

14:2 In o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's house awe many mansions: if it wewe nyot so, I 
w-wouwd have towd you. I go to p-pwepawe a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

14:3 And if I go and p-pwepawe a pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, I wiww come again, and 
weceive you u-unto mysewf; that whewe I am, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe ye may be awso. 

14:4 And whithew I go ye knyow, and t-the w-way ye knyow. 

1-14:5 Thomas saith u-unto him, W-Wowd, we knyow nyot whithew t-thou goest; and 
how c-can we knyow t-the way? 14:6 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, I am t-the way, t-the 
twuth, and t-the wife: nyo man cometh u-unto t-the Fathew, but by me. 

14:7 If ye h-had knyown me, ye shouwd have knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew awso: and fwom 
hencefowth ye knyow him, and have s-seen h-him. 

14:8 Phiwip saith u-unto him, W-Wowd, s-shew us t-the Fathew, and it sufficeth 
us. 

14:9 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, H-Have I b-been so wong time with y-you, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
hast t-thou nyot knyown me, Phiwip? he that hath s-seen m-me hath s-seen t-the 
F-Fathew; and how sayest t-thou then, Shew us t-the Fathew? 14:10 Bewievest 
t-thou nyot that I am in t-the Fathew, and t-the Fathew in m-me? t-the w-wowds 
that I speak u-unto you I speak nyot of mysewf: but t-the Fathew that 
d-dwewweth in me, he doeth t-the wowks. 

14:11 Bewieve m-me that I am in t-the Fathew, and t-the Fathew in me: ow 
ewse bewieve m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the vewy wowks' sake. 

1-14:12 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, He that b-bewieveth on me, t-the 
wowks that I (^-^*)/ d-do shaww he (^-^*)/ d-do awso; and gweatew wowks than these shaww 
he do; because I go u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew. 

14:13 And whatsoevew ye shaww ask in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, that wiww I do, that t-the 
Fathew may be gwowified in t-the Son. 

14:14 If ye shaww ask any t-thing in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, I wiww (^-^*)/ d-do it. 

1-14:15 If ye wove me, keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments. 

14:16 And I wiww p-pway t-the Fathew, and he shaww g-give you anyothew 
C-Comfowtew, that he may abide with you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; 14:17 Even t-the Spiwit 
of t-twuth; whom t-the wowwd c-cannyot weceive, because it seeth him nyot, 
nyeithew k-knyoweth him: but ye knyow h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he d-dwewweth with y-you, and 
shaww be in you. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 I wiww nyot weave you comfowtwess: I wiww come to you. 

1-14:19 Y-Yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and t-the wowwd seeth m-me nyo mowe; but ye s-see 
me: because I wive, ye shaww wive awso. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that day ye shaww knyow that I am in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, and ye in me, 
and I in you. 

1-14:21 He that hath o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, and keepeth t-them, he it is that 
woveth me: and he that woveth m-me shaww be woved of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, and I 
wiww wove him, and wiww manyifest mysewf to h-him. 

14:22 (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas saith u-unto him, nyot Iscawiot, W-Wowd, how is it that t-thou 
wiwt manyifest t-thysewf u-unto u-us, and nyot u-unto t-the wowwd? 14:23 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
answewed and said u-unto him, If a man wove me, he wiww keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds: 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew wiww wove him, and we wiww come u-unto him, and make ouw 
abode with h-him. 

14:24 He that woveth m-me nyot keepeth nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sayings: and t-the wowd which 
ye h-heaw is nyot minye, but t-the Fathew's which sent me. 

14:25 These things have I spoken u-unto y-you, being (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pwesent with you. 

14:26 But t-the C-Comfowtew, which is t-the Howy Ghost, whom t-the Fathew wiww 
send in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, he shaww t-teach you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and bwing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things 
to youw w-wemembwance, whatsoevew I have said u-unto you. 

14:27 Peace I weave with y-you, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peace I g-give u-unto you: nyot as t-the 
wowwd g-giveth, g-give I u-unto you. Wet nyot youw heawt be twoubwed, nyeithew 
wet it be afwaid. 

14:28 Ye have heawd how I said u-unto y-you, I go away, and come again 
u-unto you. If ye woved me, ye w-wouwd wejoice, because I said, I go u-unto 
t-the Fathew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew is gweatew than I. 

14:29 And nyow I have towd you befowe it come to pass, that, when it is 
come to pass, ye m-might bewieve. 

14:30 Heweaftew I wiww nyot tawk m-much with you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwince of this 
wowwd cometh, and hath nyothing in me. 

14:31 But that t-the wowwd may knyow that I wove t-the F-Fathew; and as t-the 
Fathew gave m-me c-commandment, even so I do. Awise, wet us go hence. 

15:1 I am t-the twue vinye, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew is t-the husbandman. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Evewy bwanch in m-me that beaweth nyot fwuit he taketh (☆ω☆) a-away: and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy bwanch that beaweth f-fwuit, he p-puwgeth it, that it may bwing 
fowth mowe fwuit. 

1-15:3 Nyow ye awe cwean thwough t-the wowd which I have spoken u-unto you. 

:3 1-15:4 Abide in me, and I in you. As t-the bwanch c-cannyot beaw fwuit of 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, except it abide in t-the v-vinye; nyo mowe c-can ye, except ye abide 
in me. 

1-15:5 I am t-the vinye, ye awe t-the bwanches: He that abideth in me, and I 
in him, t-the same bwingeth fowth m-much fwuit: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow without m-me ye c-can (^-^*)/ d-do 
nyothing. 

15:6 If a man abide nyot in me, he is cast fowth as a b-bwanch, and is 
withewed; and men gathew t-them, and cast t-them into t-the f-fiwe, and they 
awe buwnyed. 

15:7 If ye abide in me, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowds abide in y-you, ye shaww ask what 
ye wiww, and it shaww be donye u-unto you. 

15:8 Hewein is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew g-gwowified, that ye beaw m-much fwuit; so shaww 
ye be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-discipwes. 

15:9 As t-the Fathew hath woved me, so have I woved you: continyue ye in 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove. 

15:10 If ye keep o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my commandments, ye shaww abide in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wove; even as I 
have kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew's commandments, and abide in his wove. 

15:11 These things have I spoken u-unto y-you, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my joy m-might wemain in 
y-you, and that youw joy m-might be fuww. 

15:12 This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-commandment, That ye wove onye anyothew, as I have 
woved you. 

1-15:13 Gweatew wove hath nyo man than this, that a man way down his wife 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his fwiends. 

15:14 Ye awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, if ye (^-^*)/ d-do whatsoevew I command you. 

15:15 Hencefowth I caww you nyot sewvants; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewvant k-knyoweth nyot 
what his wowd d-doeth: but I have cawwed you fwiends; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things 
that I have heawd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew I have m-made knyown u-unto you. 

15:16 Ye have nyot chosen me, but I have chosen y-you, and o-owdainyed y-you, 
that ye shouwd go and bwing fowth f-fwuit, and that youw fwuit shouwd 
wemain: that whatsoevew ye shaww ask of t-the Fathew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, he may 
g-give it you. 

15:17 These things I command y-you, that ye wove onye anyothew. 

15:18 If t-the wowwd hate y-you, ye knyow that it hated m-me befowe it hated 
you. 

1-15:19 If ye wewe of t-the wowwd, t-the wowwd w-wouwd wove his own: but 
because ye awe nyot of t-the wowwd, but I have chosen you out of t-the 
wowwd, thewefowe t-the wowwd hateth you. 

1-15:20 Wemembew t-the wowd that I said u-unto y-you, The sewvant is nyot 
gweatew than his w-wowd. If they have pewsecuted me, they wiww awso 
pewsecute you; if they have kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-saying, they wiww keep (☆▽☆) y-youws awso. 

15:21 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things wiww they (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake, 
because they knyow nyot him that sent me. 

15:22 If I h-had nyot come and spoken u-unto t-them, they h-had nyot h-had (*°▽°*) s-sin: 
but nyow they have nyo cwoak (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sin. 

1-15:23 He that hateth m-me hateth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew awso. 

1-15:24 If I h-had nyot donye among t-them t-the wowks which nyonye othew man did, 
they h-had nyot h-had (*°▽°*) s-sin: but nyow have they both s-seen and hated both m-me 
and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew. 

15:25 But this cometh to pass, that t-the wowd m-might be fuwfiwwed that 
is wwitten in theiw w-waw, They hated m-me without a cause. 

15:26 But when t-the C-Comfowtew is come, whom I wiww send u-unto you fwom 
t-the Fathew, even t-the Spiwit of twuth, which p-pwoceedeth fwom t-the 
Fathew, he shaww t-testify of me: 15:27 And ye awso shaww beaw witnyess, 
because ye have b-been with m-me fwom t-the beginnying. 

16:1 These things have I spoken u-unto y-you, that ye shouwd nyot be 
offended. 

16:2 They shaww put you out of t-the synyagogues: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the time cometh, 
that w-whosoevew kiwweth you wiww think that he doeth God sewvice. 

16:3 And these things wiww they (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto y-you, because they have nyot 
knyown t-the Fathew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow me. 

16:4 But these things have I towd y-you, that when t-the time shaww come, 
ye may (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew that I towd you of them. And these things I said nyot 
u-unto you a-at t-the beginnying, because I w-was with you. 

16:5 But nyow I go o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way to him that sent m-me; and nyonye of you asketh 
me, Whithew goest thou? 1-16:6 But because I have said these things 
u-unto y-you, sowwow hath fiwwed youw heawt. 

16:7 Nyevewthewess I teww you t-the t-twuth; I-It is expedient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you that I 
go (☆ω☆) a-away: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if I go nyot away, t-the C-Comfowtew wiww nyot come u-unto you; 
but if I depawt, I wiww send him u-unto you. 

16:8 And when he is come, he wiww wepwove t-the wowwd of sin, and of 
wighteousnyess, and of judgment: 1-16:9 O-Of sin, because they bewieve nyot 
on m-me; 1-16:10 O-Of wighteousnyess, because I go to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, and ye s-see 
m-me nyo mowe; 16:11 O-Of j-judgment, because t-the pwince of this wowwd is 
judged. 

1-16:12 I have (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet many things to say u-unto y-you, but ye c-cannyot beaw t-them 
n-nyow. 

16:13 Howbeit when he, t-the Spiwit of twuth, is come, he wiww guide you 
into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww twuth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww nyot speak of himsewf; but whatsoevew he 
shaww h-heaw, that shaww he speak: and he wiww s-shew you things to come. 

1-16:14 He shaww gwowify me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he shaww weceive of minye, and shaww 
s-shew it u-unto you. 

xDD 1-16:15 Aww things that t-the Fathew hath awe minye: thewefowe said I, that 
he shaww o(>ω<)o t-take of minye, and shaww s-shew it u-unto you. 

16:16 A-A ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and ye shaww nyot s-see me: and again, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
whiwe, and ye shaww s-see me, because I go to t-the Fathew. 

1-16:17 T-Then said s-some of his discipwes among themsewves, What is this 
that he saith u-unto u-us, A-A ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and ye shaww nyot s-see me: and 
again, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and ye shaww s-see me: and, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I go to t-the 
Fathew? 1-16:18 They said thewefowe, What is this that he saith, A-A 
ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe? we c-cannyot teww what he saith. 

16:19 Nyow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyew that they wewe desiwous to ask him, and said u-unto 
t-them, Do ye enquiwe among youwsewves of that I said, A-A ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, 
and ye shaww nyot s-see me: and again, a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and ye shaww s-see 
m-me? 16:20 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto y-you, That ye shaww weep and 
w-wament, but t-the wowwd shaww wejoice: and ye shaww be sowwowfuw, but 
youw sowwow shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed into j-joy. 

16:21 A-A woman when she is in twavaiw hath sowwow, because hew (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is 
c-come: but as soon as she is dewivewed of t-the chiwd, she w-wemembeweth nyo 
mowe t-the anguish, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow joy that a man is bown into t-the wowwd. 

16:22 And ye nyow thewefowe have sowwow: but I wiww s-see you again, and 
youw heawt shaww wejoice, and youw joy nyo man taketh fwom you. 

1-16:23 And in that day ye shaww ask m-me nyothing. Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say 
u-unto y-you, W-Whatsoevew ye shaww ask t-the Fathew in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, he wiww g-give 
it you. 

16:24 Hithewto have ye asked nyothing in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: ask, and ye shaww 
weceive, that youw joy may be fuww. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 These things have I spoken u-unto you in pwovewbs: but t-the time 
cometh, when I shaww nyo mowe speak u-unto you in p-pwovewbs, but I shaww 
s-shew you pwainwy of t-the Fathew. 

16:26 {{ (>_<) }} A-At that day ye shaww ask in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame: and I say nyot u-unto y-you, 
that I wiww p-pway t-the Fathew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: 16:27 Fow t-the Fathew himsewf 
woveth y-you, because ye have woved me, and have bewieved that I came 
out fwom God. 

1-16:28 I came fowth fwom t-the Fathew, and am come into t-the wowwd: again, 
I weave t-the wowwd, and go to t-the Fathew. 

16:29 His discipwes said u-unto him, Wo, nyow speakest t-thou pwainwy, and 
speakest nyo p-pwovewb. 

16:30 Nyow awe we suwe that t-thou k-knyowest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and nyeedest nyot 
that any man shouwd ask t-thee: by this we bewieve that t-thou camest 
fowth fwom God. 

16:31 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed t-them, Do ye nyow ^.^ b-bewieve? 16:32 Behowd, t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw 
cometh, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, is nyow come, that ye shaww be scattewed, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to his 
own, and shaww weave m-me a-awonye: and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I am nyot awonye, because t-the 
Fathew is with me. 

1-16:33 These things I have spoken u-unto y-you, that in m-me ye m-might have 
p-peace. 

In t-the wowwd ye shaww have twibuwation: but be of g-good (-ω-、) c-cheew; I have 
ovewcome t-the wowwd. 

17:1 These w-wowds spake Jesus, and w-wifted up his eyes to heaven, and 
said, Fathew, t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is come; gwowify thy Son, that thy S-Son awso may 
gwowify t-thee: 17:2 As t-thou hast given him p-powew o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fwesh, that 
he shouwd g-give etewnyaw wife to as many as t-thou hast given h-him. 

17:3 And this is wife etewnyaw, that they m-might knyow thee t-the onwy twue 
G-God, and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, whom t-thou hast sent. 

17:4 I have gwowified thee on t-the eawth: I have finyished t-the wowk 
which t-thou gavest m-me to do. 

17:5 And n-nyow, O-O Fathew, gwowify t-thou m-me with thinye own sewf with t-the 
gwowy which I h-had with thee befowe t-the wowwd was. 

17:6 I have m-manyifested thy nyame u-unto t-the men which t-thou gavest m-me out 
of t-the wowwd: thinye they (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, and t-thou gavest t-them m-me; and they have 
kept thy wowd. 

17:7 Nyow they have knyown that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things whatsoevew t-thou hast given m-me 
awe of thee. 

1-17:8 Fow I have given u-unto t-them t-the w-wowds which t-thou gavest m-me; and 
they have weceived t-them, and have knyown suwewy that I came out fwom 
thee, and they have bewieved that t-thou didst send me. 

17:9 I p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (=`ω´=) t-them: I p-pway nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowwd, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them which 
t-thou hast given m-me; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe thinye. 

17:10 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww minye awe thinye, and thinye awe minye; and I am gwowified 
in them. 

17:11 And nyow I am nyo mowe in t-the wowwd, but these awe in t-the wowwd, 
and I come to thee. Howy Fathew, keep thwough thinye own nyame those 
whom t-thou hast given me, that they may be o-onye, as we awe. 

17:12 Whiwe I w-was with t-them in t-the wowwd, I kept t-them in thy nyame: 
those that t-thou gavest m-me I have kept, and nyonye of t-them is w-wost, but 
t-the son of pewdition; that t-the scwiptuwe m-might be f-fuwfiwwed. 

17:13 And nyow come I to thee; and these things I speak in t-the wowwd, 
that they m-might have o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my joy fuwfiwwed in themsewves. 

17:14 I have given t-them thy wowd; and t-the wowwd hath hated t-them, 
because they awe nyot of t-the wowwd, even as I am nyot of t-the wowwd. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 I p-pway nyot that t-thou shouwdest o(>ω<)o t-take t-them out of t-the wowwd, but 
that t-thou shouwdest keep t-them fwom t-the \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

17:16 They awe nyot of t-the wowwd, even as I am nyot of t-the wowwd. 

17:17 Sanctify t-them thwough thy twuth: thy wowd is twuth. 

17:18 As t-thou hast sent m-me into t-the wowwd, even so have I awso sent 
t-them into t-the wowwd. 

17:19 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw sakes I sanctify mysewf, that they awso m-might be 
sanctified thwough t-the twuth. 

17:20 N-Nyeithew p-pway I (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these awonye, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them awso which shaww 
bewieve on m-me thwough theiw wowd; 17:21 That they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww may be onye; as 
thou, Fathew, awt in me, and I in thee, that they awso may be onye in 
us: that t-the wowwd may bewieve that t-thou hast sent me. 

17:22 And t-the gwowy which t-thou gavest m-me I have given t-them; that they 
may be o-onye, even as we awe onye: 17:23 I in t-them, and t-thou in me, that 
they may be m-made pewfect in onye; and that t-the wowwd may knyow that t-thou 
hast sent me, and hast woved t-them, as t-thou hast woved me. 

17:24 Fathew, I wiww that they awso, whom t-thou hast given me, be with 
m-me whewe I am; that they may (x_x)V b-behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowy, which t-thou hast given 
me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wovedst m-me befowe t-the f-foundation of t-the wowwd. 

17:25 O-O wighteous Fathew, t-the wowwd hath nyot knyown t-thee: but I have 
knyown thee, and these have knyown that t-thou hast sent me. 

17:26 And I have d-decwawed u-unto t-them thy nyame, and wiww decwawe i-it: 
that t-the wove whewewith t-thou hast woved m-me may be in t-them, and I in 
them. 

18:1 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had spoken these wowds, he went fowth with his 
discipwes o-ovew t-the b-bwook Cedwon, whewe w-was a gawden, into t-the which he 
e-entewed, and his d-discipwes. 

18:2 And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas awso, which betwayed him, knyew t-the p-pwace: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
＼(≧▽≦)／ o-ofttimes wesowted thithew with his d-discipwes. 

18:3 (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas then, h-having weceived a band of men and officews fwom t-the 
chief pwiests and Phawisees, cometh thithew with wantewns and towches 
and weapons. 

18:4 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe, knyowing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that shouwd come upon him, 
went fowth, and said u-unto t-them, Whom seek ye? 18:5 They answewed him, 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, I am he. 

And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas awso, which betwayed him, s-stood with them. 

18:6 As soon t-then as he h-had said u-unto t-them, I am he, they went 
backwawd, and feww to t-the gwound. 

18:7 T-Then asked he t-them again, Whom seek ye? And they said, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of 
Nyazaweth. 

18:8 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, I have towd you that I am he: if thewefowe ye 
seek me, wet these go theiw w-way: 18:9 That t-the saying m-might be 
fuwfiwwed, which he spake, O-Of t-them which t-thou gavest m-me have I wost 
n-nyonye. 

18:10 T-Then Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew h-having a s-swowd dwew it, and smote t-the high 
pwiest's s-sewvant, and cut off his wight (・_・ヾ e-eaw. The sewvant's nyame w-was 
Mawchus. 

1-18:11 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto Petew, Put up thy s-swowd into t-the sheath: 
t-the cup which o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew hath given me, shaww I nyot dwink it? 18:12 
T-Then t-the band and t-the c-captain and officews of t-the Jews took Jesus, and 
b-bound him, 18:13 And w-wed him away to Annyas fiwst; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-was o(>ω<)o f-fathew in 
(☆▽☆) w-waw to Caiaphas, which w-was t-the high pwiest that same y-yeaw. 

18:14 Nyow Caiaphas w-was he, which gave counsew to t-the Jews, that it w-was 
expedient that onye man shouwd die (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe. 

18:15 And Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew f-fowwowed Jesus, and so did anyothew (O_O;) d-discipwe: 
that discipwe w-was knyown u-unto t-the high pwiest, and went in with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
into t-the pawace of t-the high pwiest. 

18:16 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew s-stood a-at t-the doow without. T-Then went out that othew 
d-discipwe, which w-was knyown u-unto t-the high pwiest, and spake u-unto hew 
that kept t-the d-doow, and b-bwought in Petew. 

18:17 T-Then saith t-the damsew that kept t-the doow u-unto Petew, Awt nyot 
t-thou awso onye of this man's discipwes? He saith, I am n-nyot. 

18:18 And t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and officews s-stood thewe, who h-had m-made a fiwe 
of coaws; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was cowd: and they wawmed themsewves: and (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew s-stood 
with t-them, and wawmed himsewf. 

18:19 The high pwiest t-then asked ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of his discipwes, and of his 
doctwinye. 

18:20 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed him, I spake openwy to t-the wowwd; I e-evew taught 
in t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and in t-the t-tempwe, whithew t-the Jews awways wesowt; 
and in secwet have I said nyothing. 

1-18:21 Why askest t-thou m-me? ask t-them which heawd me, what I have said 
u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: b-behowd, they knyow what I said. 

18:22 And when he h-had thus spoken, onye of t-the officews which s-stood by 
stwuck ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus with t-the (o-_-o) p-pawm of his hand, s-saying, Answewest t-thou t-the 
high pwiest (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 1-18:23 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed him, If I have spoken eviw, beaw 
witnyess of t-the eviw: but if weww, why smitest t-thou m-me? 18:24 Nyow 
Annyas h-had sent him b-bound u-unto Caiaphas t-the high pwiest. 

18:25 And Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew s-stood and wawmed himsewf. They said thewefowe 
u-unto him, Awt nyot t-thou awso onye of his discipwes? He denyied it, and 
said, I am n-nyot. 

18:26 Onye of t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the high pwiest, being his kinsman whose 
eaw (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew cut off, saith, Did nyot I s-see thee in t-the gawden with h-him? 
18:27 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew t-then denyied ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and immediatewy t-the cock cwew. 

18:28 T-Then w-wed they ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus fwom Caiaphas u-unto t-the haww of judgment: and 
it w-was eawwy; and they themsewves went nyot into t-the j-judgment h-haww, 
west they shouwd be defiwed; but that they m-might e-eat t-the passovew. 

18:29 Piwate t-then went out u-unto t-them, and said, What accusation bwing 
ye against this man? 18:30 They answewed and said u-unto him, If he 
wewe nyot a mawefactow, we w-wouwd nyot have dewivewed him up u-unto thee. 

18:31 T-Then said Piwate u-unto t-them, Take ye him, and j-judge him a-accowding 
to youw waw. The Jews thewefowe said u-unto him, I-It is nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us 
to put any man to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: (o^ ^o)/ 1-18:32 That t-the saying of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-might be 
fuwfiwwed, which he spake, signyifying what death he shouwd die. 

(* ^ ω ^) *blushes* 1-18:33 T-Then Piwate entewed into t-the j-judgment haww again, and cawwed 
Jesus, and said u-unto him, Awt t-thou t-the King of t-the Jews? 1-18:34 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
answewed him, Sayest t-thou this t-thing of xDD t-thysewf, ow did othews teww it 
thee of m-me? 18:35 Piwate answewed, Am I a Jew? T-Thinye own nyation and 
t-the chief pwiests have dewivewed thee u-unto me: what hast t-thou donye? 
1-18:36 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, My kingdom is nyot of this wowwd: if o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom 
wewe of this wowwd, t-then w-wouwd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants f-fight, that I shouwd nyot be 
dewivewed to t-the Jews: but nyow is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kingdom nyot fwom hence. 

18:37 Piwate thewefowe said u-unto him, Awt t-thou a king then? ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
answewed, T-Thou sayest that I am a king. To this end w-was I b-bown, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause came I into t-the wowwd, that I shouwd beaw witnyess u-unto 
t-the twuth. Evewy onye that is of t-the twuth heaweth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice. 

18:38 Piwate saith u-unto him, What is twuth? And when he h-had said this, 
he went out again u-unto t-the Jews, and saith u-unto t-them, I f-find in him nyo 
fauwt a-at aww. 

18:39 But ye have a custom, that I shouwd wewease u-unto you onye a-at t-the 
passovew: wiww ye thewefowe that I wewease u-unto you t-the King of t-the 
Jews? 18:40 T-Then cwied they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww again, s-saying, Nyot this ^.^ m-man, but 
Bawabbas. Nyow Bawabbas w-was a w-wobbew. 

19:1 T-Then Piwate thewefowe took Jesus, and s-scouwged h-him. 

19:2 And t-the sowdiews pwatted a cwown of thowns, and put it on his 
head, and they put on him a puwpwe w-wobe, 19:3 And said, H-Haiw, King of 
t-the Jews! and they smote him with theiw hands. 

19:4 Piwate thewefowe went fowth again, and saith u-unto t-them, Behowd, I 
bwing him fowth to y-you, that ye may knyow that I f-find nyo fauwt in h-him. 

19:5 T-Then came ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus fowth, weawing t-the cwown of thowns, and t-the 
puwpwe wobe. And Piwate saith u-unto t-them, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd t-the man! 1-19:6 When 
t-the chief pwiests thewefowe and officews saw him, they cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, 
s-saying, Cwucify him, cwucify h-him. Piwate saith u-unto t-them, Take ye him, 
and cwucify him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I f-find nyo fauwt in h-him. 

19:7 The Jews answewed him, We have a w-waw, and by ouw (☆▽☆) w-waw he ought to 
die, because he m-made himsewf t-the S-Son of God. 

19:8 When Piwate thewefowe heawd that s-saying, he w-was t-the mowe afwaid; 
19:9 And went again into t-the j-judgment h-haww, and saith u-unto Jesus, 
Whence awt thou? But ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus gave him nyo answew. 

19:10 T-Then saith Piwate u-unto him, Speakest t-thou nyot u-unto m-me? k-knyowest 
t-thou nyot that I have p-powew to cwucify thee, and have p-powew to wewease 
thee? 1-19:11 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus answewed, T-Thou (＾▽＾') c-couwdest have nyo p-powew a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
against me, except it wewe given thee fwom above: thewefowe he that 
dewivewed m-me u-unto thee hath t-the gweatew sin. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 And fwom thencefowth Piwate sought to wewease him: but t-the Jews 
cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-saying, If t-thou wet this man go, t-thou awt nyot Caesaw's 
fwiend: w-whosoevew m-maketh himsewf a king s-speaketh against Caesaw. 

19:13 When Piwate thewefowe heawd that s-saying, he b-bwought ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus fowth, 
and sat down in t-the j-judgment seat in a pwace that is cawwed t-the 
Pavement, but in t-the Hebwew, Gabbatha. 

19:14 And it w-was t-the pwepawation of t-the p-passovew, and about t-the sixth 
houw: and he saith u-unto t-the Jews, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd youw King! 19:15 But they 
cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, A-Away with him, away with him, cwucify h-him. 

Piwate saith u-unto t-them, Shaww I cwucify youw K-King? The chief pwiests 
answewed, We have nyo king but Caesaw. 

19:16 T-Then dewivewed he him thewefowe u-unto t-them to be cwucified. And 
they took Jesus, and w-wed him away. 

19:17 And he beawing his cwoss went fowth into a pwace cawwed t-the 
pwace of a skuww, which is cawwed in t-the H-Hebwew Gowgotha: 19:18 Whewe 
they c-cwucified him, and two othew with him, on eithew side o-onye, and 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus in t-the midst. 

19:19 And Piwate wwote a titwe, and put it on t-the c-cwoss. And t-the 
w-wwiting w-was JESUS OF NyAZAWETH THE KING OF THE J-JEWS. 

19:20 This titwe t-then wead many of t-the Jews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwace whewe ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
w-was c-cwucified w-was nyigh to t-the city: and it w-was wwitten in Hebwew, and 
Gweek, and Watin. 

19:21 T-Then said t-the chief pwiests of t-the Jews to Piwate, Wwite nyot, 
The King of t-the Jews; but that he said, I am King of t-the Jews. 

1-19:22 Piwate answewed, What I have wwitten I have w-wwitten. 

19:23 T-Then t-the sowdiews, when they h-had c-cwucified Jesus, took his 
gawments, and m-made fouw pawts, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sowdiew a p-pawt; and awso his 
c-coat: nyow t-the coat w-was without seam, w-woven fwom t-the top thwoughout. 

19:24 They said thewefowe among themsewves, Wet us nyot w-wend it, but 
cast wots (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, whose it shaww be: that t-the scwiptuwe m-might be 
fuwfiwwed, which saith, They pawted o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waiment among t-them, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
vestuwe they did cast wots. These things thewefowe t-the sowdiews did. 

19:25 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood by t-the cwoss of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus his mothew, and his 
(´ ω `♡) m-mothew's sistew, (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the wife of Cweophas, and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye. 

19:26 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe saw his mothew, and t-the discipwe standing 
by, whom he woved, he saith u-unto his mothew, Woman, (x_x)V b-behowd thy son! 
19:27 T-Then saith he to t-the d-discipwe, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd thy m-mothew! And fwom that 
(*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw that discipwe took hew u-unto his own home. 

19:28 Aftew this, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus knyowing that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things wewe nyow a-accompwished, 
that t-the scwiptuwe m-might be fuwfiwwed, saith, I t-thiwst. 

19:29 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was s-set a vessew f-fuww of vinyegaw: and they fiwwed a 
s-spunge with vinyegaw, and put it upon h-hyssop, and put it to his mouth. 

1-19:30 When ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe h-had weceived t-the vinyegaw, he said, I-It is 
finyished: and he b-bowed his head, and gave up t-the g-ghost. 

19:31 The Jews thewefowe, because it w-was t-the p-pwepawation, that t-the 
bodies shouwd nyot wemain upon t-the cwoss on t-the sabbath day, (fow that 
sabbath day w-was an high day,) besought Piwate that theiw wegs m-might be 
bwoken, and that they m-might be taken away. 

19:32 T-Then came t-the sowdiews, and bwake t-the wegs of t-the fiwst, and of 
t-the othew which w-was c-cwucified with h-him. 

19:33 But when they came to Jesus, and saw that he w-was dead awweady, 
they bwake nyot his wegs: 19:34 But onye of t-the sowdiews with a speaw 
piewced his side, and fowthwith came (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe out ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood and watew. 

19:35 And he that saw it bawe wecowd, and his wecowd is twue: and he 
k-knyoweth that he saith twue, that ye m-might bewieve. 

19:36 Fow these things wewe donye, that t-the scwiptuwe shouwd be 
fuwfiwwed, A-A bonye of him shaww nyot be bwoken. 

19:37 And again anyothew scwiptuwe saith, They shaww wook on him whom 
they piewced. 

19:38 And aftew this Joseph of Awimathaea, being a discipwe of Jesus, 
but secwetwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw of t-the Jews, besought Piwate that he m-might o(>ω<)o t-take 
away t-the body of Jesus: and Piwate gave him weave. He came thewefowe, 
and took t-the body of Jesus. 

19:39 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came awso Nyicodemus, which a-at t-the fiwst came to ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
by nyight, and b-bwought a mixtuwe of mywwh and awoes, about an hundwed 
pound weight. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-19:40 T-Then took they t-the body of Jesus, and wound it in winyen cwothes 
with t-the spices, as t-the m-mannyew of t-the Jews is to b-buwy. 

19:41 Nyow in t-the pwace whewe he w-was c-cwucified (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gawden; and 
in t-the gawden a nyew sepuwchwe, whewein w-was nyevew man (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-waid. 

19:42 Thewe w-waid they ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus thewefowe because of t-the Jews' pwepawation 
>_> d-day; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sepuwchwe w-was nyigh a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

20:1 The fiwst day of t-the week cometh (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye e-eawwy, when it 
w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet dawk, u-unto t-the sepuwchwe, and seeth t-the stonye taken away fwom 
t-the s-sepuwchwe. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 T-Then she w-wunnyeth, and cometh to Simon Petew, and to t-the othew 
d-discipwe, whom ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus woved, and saith u-unto t-them, They have taken away 
t-the WOWD out of t-the sepuwchwe, and we knyow nyot whewe they have w-waid 
h-him. 

20:3 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew thewefowe went fowth, and that othew d-discipwe, and came to 
t-the s-sepuwchwe. 

20:4 S-So they wan both togethew: and t-the othew discipwe did o-outwun 
Petew, and came fiwst to t-the s-sepuwchwe. 

20:5 And he stooping down, and wooking in, saw t-the winyen cwothes 
wying; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet went he nyot in. 

20:6 T-Then cometh Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew fowwowing him, and went into t-the 
sepuwchwe, and seeth t-the winyen cwothes wie, (✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And t-the nyapkin, that 
w-was about his head, nyot wying with t-the winyen cwothes, but wwapped 
togethew in a pwace by itsewf. 

20:8 T-Then went in awso that othew d-discipwe, which came fiwst to t-the 
sepuwchwe, and he saw, and bewieved. 

20:9 Fow as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet they knyew nyot t-the scwiptuwe, that he (* ^ ω ^) m-must (☆ω☆) w-wise again 
fwom t-the dead. 

20:10 T-Then t-the discipwes went away again u-unto theiw own home. 

2-20:11 But (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy s-stood without a-at t-the sepuwchwe weeping: and as she 
w-wept, she stooped down, and wooked into t-the sepuwchwe, 2-20:12 And seeth 
two angews in white sitting, t-the onye a-at t-the head, and t-the othew a-at t-the 
feet, whewe t-the body of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had w-wain. 

2-20:13 And they say u-unto hew, Woman, why weepest thou? She saith u-unto 
t-them, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they have taken away o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my WOWD, and I knyow nyot whewe they 
have w-waid h-him. 

2-20:14 And when she h-had thus said, she (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed hewsewf b-back, and saw 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus s-standing, and knyew nyot that it w-was Jesus. 

2-20:15 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Woman, why weepest thou? whom seekest 
thou? S-She, supposing him to be t-the gawdenyew, saith u-unto him, Siw, if 
t-thou have (￣ω￣) b-bownye him hence, teww m-me whewe t-thou hast w-waid him, and I 
wiww o(>ω<)o t-take him away. 

20:16 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, M-Mawy. She (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed hewsewf, and saith u-unto 
him, W-Wabbonyi; which is to say, Mastew. 

2-20:17 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto hew, Touch m-me n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ascended to 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew: but go to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, and say u-unto t-them, I ascend u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
Fathew, and youw F-Fathew; and to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, and youw God. 

20:18 (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy Magdawenye came and towd t-the discipwes that she h-had s-seen t-the 
WOWD, and that he h-had spoken these things u-unto hew. 

2-20:19 T-Then t-the same day a-at evenying, being t-the fiwst day of t-the uWu w-week, 
when t-the doows wewe s-shut whewe t-the discipwes wewe assembwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-feaw 
of t-the Jews, came ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus and s-stood in t-the midst, and saith u-unto t-them, 
Peace be u-unto you. 

20:20 And when he h-had so said, he shewed u-unto t-them his h-hands and his 
side. 

T-Then wewe t-the discipwes g-gwad, when they saw t-the WOWD. 

20:21 T-Then said ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to t-them again, Peace be u-unto you: as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew 
hath sent me, even so send I you. 

2-20:22 And when he h-had said this, he bweathed on t-them, and saith u-unto 
t-them, Weceive ye t-the Howy Ghost: 20:23 Whose soevew s-sins ye wemit, 
they awe wemitted u-unto t-them; and whose soevew s-sins ye wetain, they awe 
wetainyed. 

20:24 But Thomas, onye of t-the twewve, cawwed Didymus, w-was nyot with t-them 
when ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came. 

20:25 The othew discipwes thewefowe said u-unto him, We have s-seen t-the 
WOWD. 

But he said u-unto t-them, Except I shaww s-see in his h-hands t-the p-pwint of 
t-the nyaiws, and put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fingew into t-the p-pwint of t-the nyaiws, and thwust 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand into his side, I wiww nyot bewieve. 

20:26 And aftew eight days again his discipwes wewe within, and Thomas 
with (=`ω´=) t-them: t-then came Jesus, t-the doows being shut, and s-stood in t-the 
midst, and said, Peace be u-unto you. 

2-20:27 T-Then saith he to Thomas, Weach hithew thy fingew, and (x_x)V b-behowd o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
hands; and w-weach hithew thy hand, and thwust it into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-side: and be 
nyot ;;w;; f-faithwess, but bewieving. 

20:28 And Thomas answewed and said u-unto him, My WOWD and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God. 

20:29 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, Thomas, because t-thou hast s-seen me, t-thou 
hast bewieved: bwessed awe they that have nyot seen, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have 
bewieved. 

20:30 And many othew signs t-twuwy did ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus in t-the pwesence of his 
discipwes, which awe nyot wwitten in this book: 2-20:31 But these awe 
wwitten, that ye m-might bewieve that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of 
God; and that b-bewieving ye m-might have wife thwough his nyame. 

21:1 Aftew these things ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus shewed himsewf again to t-the discipwes a-at 
t-the sea of Tibewias; and on this wise shewed he himsewf. 

21:2 Thewe wewe togethew Simon Petew, and Thomas cawwed Didymus, and 
Nyathanyaew of Canya in G-Gawiwee, and t-the sons of Zebedee, and two othew 
of his d-discipwes. 

21:3 Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saith u-unto t-them, I go a fishing. They say u-unto him, 
We awso go with thee. They went fowth, and entewed into a s-ship 
immediatewy; and that nyight they caught nyothing. 

21:4 But when t-the mownying w-was nyow come, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus s-stood on t-the showe: but 
t-the discipwes knyew nyot that it w-was Jesus. 

21:5 T-Then ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Chiwdwen, have ye any meat? They 
answewed him, Nyo. 

2-21:6 And he said u-unto t-them, Cast t-the nyet on t-the wight side of t-the 
ship, and ye shaww find. They cast thewefowe, and nyow they wewe nyot 
abwe to d-dwaw it (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the muwtitude of fishes. 

21:7 Thewefowe that discipwe whom ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus woved saith u-unto Petew, I-It is 
t-the Wowd. Nyow when Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew heawd that it w-was t-the W-Wowd, he giwt his 
(o´∀`o) f-fishew's coat u-unto him, (fow he w-was nyaked,) and did cast himsewf into 
t-the sea. 

21:8 And t-the othew discipwes came in a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe ship; (fow they wewe nyot 
faw fwom wand, but as it wewe two hundwed cubits,) dwagging t-the nyet 
with fishes. 

21:9 As soon t-then as they wewe come to wand, they saw a fiwe of coaws 
thewe, and fish w-waid theweon, and bwead. 

21:10 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Bwing of t-the fish which ye have nyow 
caught. 

21:11 Simon (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew went up, and dwew t-the nyet to wand f-fuww of gweat 
fishes, an hundwed and fifty and t-thwee: and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe so 
many, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-was nyot t-the nyet bwoken. 

21:12 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto t-them, Come and dinye. And nyonye of t-the discipwes 
duwst ask him, Who awt thou? knyowing that it w-was t-the Wowd. 

2-21:13 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-then cometh, and taketh bwead, and giveth t-them, and fish 
wikewise. 

21:14 This is nyow t-the thiwd time that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus shewed himsewf to his 
discipwes, aftew that he w-was wisen fwom t-the dead. 

2-21:15 S-So when they h-had dinyed, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith to Simon Petew, Simon, son 
of Jonyas, w-wovest t-thou m-me mowe than these? He saith u-unto him, Yea, 
Wowd; t-thou k-knyowest that I wove thee. He saith u-unto him, F-Feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wambs. 

21:16 He saith to him again t-the second time, Simon, son of Jonyas, 
w-wovest t-thou m-me? He saith u-unto him, Yea, Wowd; t-thou k-knyowest that I wove 
thee. He saith u-unto him, F-Feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep. 

21:17 He saith u-unto him t-the thiwd time, Simon, son of Jonyas, w-wovest 
t-thou m-me? (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was g-gwieved because he said u-unto him t-the thiwd time, 
Wovest t-thou m-me? And he said u-unto him, W-Wowd, t-thou k-knyowest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; 
t-thou k-knyowest that I wove thee. ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, F-Feed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sheep. 

2-21:18 Vewiwy, vewiwy, I say u-unto thee, When t-thou wast (O.O) y-young, t-thou 
giwdest xDD t-thysewf, and wawkedst whithew t-thou wouwdest: but when t-thou 
shawt be o-owd, t-thou shawt s-stwetch fowth thy hands, and anyothew shaww 
giwd thee, and cawwy thee whithew t-thou wouwdest n-nyot. 

2-21:19 This spake he, signyifying by what death he shouwd gwowify God. 
And when he h-had spoken this, he saith u-unto him, Fowwow me. 

21:20 T-Then Petew, tuwnying a-about, seeth t-the discipwe whom ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus woved 
fowwowing; which awso weanyed on his bweast a-at suppew, and said, W-Wowd, 
which is he that (=^‥^=) b-betwayeth thee? 21:21 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew seeing him saith to 
Jesus, W-Wowd, and what shaww this man do? 2-21:22 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus saith u-unto him, 
If I wiww that he tawwy tiww I come, what is that to thee? fowwow t-thou 
me. 

21:23 T-Then went this saying a-abwoad among t-the bwethwen, that that 
discipwe shouwd nyot die: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus said nyot u-unto him, He shaww nyot 
die; but, If I wiww that he tawwy tiww I come, what is that to thee? 
21:24 This is t-the discipwe which testifieth of these things, and wwote 
these things: and we knyow that his t-testimony is twue. 

21:25 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe awso many othew things which ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus did, t-the which, 
if they shouwd be wwitten {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy o-onye, I s-suppose that even t-the wowwd 
itsewf couwd nyot uWu *moans* c-contain t-the books that shouwd be w-wwitten. A-Amen. 




The Acts of t-the Apostwes 


1:1 The f-fowmew tweatise have I made, O-O Theophiwus, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
began both to (^-^*)/ d-do and teach, 1:2 Untiw t-the day in which he w-was taken 
up, aftew that he thwough t-the Howy Ghost h-had given c-commandments u-unto 
t-the apostwes whom he h-had c-chosen: 1:3 To whom awso he shewed himsewf 
a-awive aftew his passion by many infawwibwe pwoofs, being s-seen of t-them 
f-fowty days, and speaking of t-the things pewtainying to t-the kingdom of 
G-God: 1:4 And, being assembwed togethew with t-them, commanded t-them that 
they shouwd nyot depawt fwom J-Jewusawem, but wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwomise of t-the 
Fathew, which, saith he, ye have heawd of me. 

1:5 Fow (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-twuwy baptized with watew; but ye shaww be baptized with 
t-the Howy Ghost nyot many days hence. 

1-1:6 When they thewefowe wewe come togethew, they asked of him, s-saying, 
W-Wowd, wiwt t-thou a-at this time westowe again t-the kingdom to I-Iswaew? 1:7 
And he said u-unto t-them, I-It is nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to knyow t-the times ow t-the 
seasons, which t-the Fathew hath put in his own powew. 

1:8 But ye shaww weceive p-powew, aftew that t-the Howy Ghost is come upon 
you: and ye shaww be witnyesses u-unto m-me both in J-Jewusawem, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Judaea, and in S-Samawia, and u-unto t-the uttewmost pawt of t-the eawth. 

1-1:9 And when he h-had spoken these things, whiwe they behewd, he w-was 
taken up; and a cwoud weceived him out of theiw sight. 

1:10 And whiwe they wooked stedfastwy towawd heaven as he went up, 
b-behowd, two men s-stood by t-them in white appawew; 1:11 W-Which awso said, 
Ye men of G-Gawiwee, why stand ye gazing up into h-heaven? this same 
Jesus, which is taken up fwom you into heaven, shaww so come in w-wike 
m-mannyew as ye have s-seen him go into heaven. 

1:12 T-Then wetuwnyed they u-unto Jewusawem fwom t-the mount cawwed Owivet, 
which is fwom Jewusawem a sabbath day's jouwnyey. 

1:13 And when they wewe come in, they went up into an (--_--) u-uppew woom, 
whewe abode both Petew, and James, and John, and A-Andwew, Phiwip, and 
Thomas, Bawthowomew, and M-Matthew, James t-the son of A-Awphaeus, and Simon 
Z-Zewotes, and (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas t-the b-bwothew of James. 

1:14 These (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww continyued with onye accowd in pwayew and suppwication, 
with t-the (*°▽°*) w-women, and (　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the mothew of Jesus, and with his bwethwen. 

1:15 And in those days (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew s-stood up in t-the m-midst of t-the discipwes, 
and said, (-(the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of nyames togethew wewe about an hundwed and 
twenty,) 1:16 Men and bwethwen, this scwiptuwe (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds have b-been 
fuwfiwwed, which t-the Howy Ghost by t-the mouth of David spake befowe 
c-concewnying Judas, which w-was guide to t-them that took Jesus. 

1:17 Fow he w-was nyumbewed with u-us, and h-had obtainyed pawt of this 
minyistwy. 

1:18 Nyow this man (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased a fiewd with t-the wewawd of inyiquity; and 
fawwing headwong, he buwst asundew in t-the midst, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his b-bowews 
gushed ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

1:19 And it w-was knyown u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the dwewwews a-at Jewusawem; i-insomuch as 
that fiewd is cawwed in theiw (*´▽`*) *notices bulge* p-pwopew tongue, Acewdama, that is to say, 
The fiewd of bwood. 

1:20 Fow it is wwitten in t-the book of Psawms, Wet his h-habitation be 
d-desowate, and wet nyo man dweww thewein: and his b-bishopwick wet anyothew 
take. 

1-1:21 Whewefowe of these men which have OwO c-companyied with us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the time 
that t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus went in and out among u-us, 1:22 Beginnying fwom t-the 
baptism of John, u-unto that same day that he w-was taken up fwom u-us, (* ^ ω ^) m-must 
onye be o-owdainyed to be a witnyess with us of his wesuwwection. 

1:23 And they appointed two, Joseph cawwed Bawsabas, who w-was s-suwnyamed 
╰(▔∀▔)╯ J-Justus, and M-Matthias. 

1-1:24 And they pwayed, and said, Thou, W-Wowd, which k-knyowest t-the (x_x)V h-heawts 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, s-shew whethew of these two t-thou hast chosen, 1:25 That he 
may o(>ω<)o t-take pawt of this (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy and apostweship, fwom which (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas by 
twansgwession feww, that he m-might go to his own pwace. 

1:26 And they gave fowth theiw w-wots; and t-the wot feww upon Matthias; 
and he w-was nyumbewed with t-the eweven apostwes. 

2:1 And when t-the day of Pentecost w-was fuwwy come, they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww with 
onye accowd in onye pwace. 

2:2 And suddenwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a s-sound fwom heaven as of a wushing mighty 
wind, and it fiwwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house whewe they wewe sitting. 

2-2:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed u-unto t-them cwoven t-tongues w-wike as of f-fiwe, and 
it sat upon each of them. 

2:4 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fiwwed with t-the Howy Ghost, and began to speak 
with othew tongues, as t-the Spiwit gave t-them uttewance. 

2-2:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe dwewwing a-at Jewusawem Jews, d-devout men, out of 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyation undew heaven. 

2:6 Nyow when this w-was nyoised abwoad, t-the muwtitude came togethew, and 
wewe confounded, because that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man heawd t-them speak in his own 
wanguage. 

2-2:7 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-amazed and mawvewwed, saying onye to anyothew, 
Behowd, awe nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these which speak G-Gawiwaeans? 2:8 And how h-heaw we 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in ouw own tongue, whewein we wewe bown? 2-2:9 Pawthians, and 
Medes, and Ewamites, and t-the dwewwews in Mesopotamia, and in Judaea, 
and Cappadocia, in Pontus, and Asia, 2:10 Phwygia, and Pamphywia, in 
Egypt, and in t-the pawts of Wibya about Cywenye, and stwangews of Wome, 
Jews and pwosewytes, 2-2:11 Cwetes and Awabians, we (^-^*)/ d-do h-heaw t-them speak 
in ouw t-tongues t-the wondewfuw wowks of God. 

2:12 And they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww amazed, and wewe in d-doubt, saying onye to 
anyothew, What meanyeth t-this? (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Othews mocking said, These men awe 
f-fuww of nyew winye. 

2:14 But Petew, standing up with t-the eweven, w-wifted up his voice, and 
said u-unto t-them, Ye men of Judaea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye that dweww a-at J-Jewusawem, 
be this knyown u-unto y-you, and heawken to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowds: 2:15 Fow these awe 
nyot dwunken, as ye suppose, seeing it is but t-the thiwd (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of t-the 
d-day. 

2:16 But this is that which w-was spoken by t-the pwophet J-Joew; 2:17 And 
it shaww come to pass in t-the wast days, saith G-God, I wiww p-pouw out of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Spiwit upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh: and youw sons and youw daughtews shaww 
pwophesy, and youw young men shaww s-see visions, and youw o-owd men shaww 
dweam dweams: 2:18 And on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants and on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my handmaidens I wiww 
p-pouw out in those days of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Spiwit; and they shaww pwophesy: 2:19 And 
I wiww s-shew w-wondews in heaven above, and signs in t-the eawth benyeath; 
bwood, and f-fiwe, and vapouw of smoke: {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 The sun shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
into dawknyess, and t-the moon into bwood, befowe t-the gweat and nyotabwe 
day of t-the Wowd c-come: 2:21 And it shaww come to pass, that w-whosoevew 
shaww caww on t-the nyame of t-the Wowd shaww be saved. 

2:22 Ye men of I-Iswaew, h-heaw these (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth, a man 
a-appwoved of God among you by miwacwes and w-wondews and signs, which God 
did by him in t-the m-midst of y-you, as ye youwsewves awso knyow: 2:23 H-Him, 
being dewivewed by t-the detewminyate counsew and foweknyowwedge of G-God, 
ye have taken, and by wicked h-hands have c-cwucified and swain: 2:24 Whom 
God hath waised up, h-having w-woosed t-the pains of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: because it w-was 
nyot p-possibwe that he shouwd be howden of it. 

2:25 Fow David s-speaketh c-concewnying him, I f-fowesaw t-the Wowd awways 
befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my face, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, that I shouwd nyot be 
moved: 2:26 Thewefowe did o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt wejoice, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tongue w-was gwad; 
moweovew awso o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh shaww w-west in hope: (^ω~) 2-2:27 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou wiwt nyot 
weave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my souw in heww, nyeithew wiwt t-thou s-suffew thinye Howy Onye to s-see 
cowwuption. 

2:28 T-Thou hast m-made knyown to m-me t-the ways of wife; t-thou shawt make m-me 
f-fuww of joy with thy c-countenyance. 

2:29 Men and bwethwen, wet m-me f-fweewy speak u-unto you of t-the patwiawch 
D-David, that he is both dead and b-buwied, and his sepuwchwe is with us 
u-unto this d-day. 

2:30 Thewefowe being a pwophet, and knyowing that God h-had swown with an 
o-oath to him, that of t-the fwuit of his w-woins, a-accowding to t-the f-fwesh, 
he w-wouwd w-waise up Chwist to sit on his thwonye; 2:31 He seeing this 
befowe spake of t-the wesuwwection of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that his souw w-was nyot weft 
in heww, nyeithew his fwesh did s-see cowwuption. 

2:32 This ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus hath God waised up, wheweof we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe witnyesses. 

2:33 Thewefowe being by t-the wight hand of God exawted, and h-having 
weceived of t-the Fathew t-the pwomise of t-the Howy Ghost, he hath shed 
fowth this, which ye nyow s-see and heaw. 

2:34 Fow David is nyot ascended into t-the h-heavens: but he saith himsewf, 
The Wowd said u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my W-Wowd, Sit t-thou on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, 2:35 Untiw I 
make thy foes thy footstoow. 

2:36 Thewefowe wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the house of Iswaew knyow assuwedwy, that God 
hath m-made t-the same Jesus, whom ye have cwucified, both Wowd and 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

2:37 Nyow when they heawd this, they wewe pwicked in theiw heawt, and 
said u-unto (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and to t-the w-west of t-the apostwes, Men and bwethwen, 
what shaww we do? 2:38 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto t-them, Wepent, and be 
baptized {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you in t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wemission of sins, and ye shaww weceive t-the gift of t-the Howy Ghost. 

2-2:39 Fow t-the pwomise is u-unto y-you, and to youw c-chiwdwen, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that awe afaw off, even as many as t-the WOWD ouw God shaww caww. 

2:40 And with many othew w-wowds did he t-testify and exhowt, s-saying, Save 
youwsewves fwom this untowawd genyewation. 

2-2:41 T-Then they that gwadwy weceived his wowd wewe baptized: and t-the 
same day (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe a-added u-unto t-them about thwee t-thousand souws. 

2:42 And they continyued stedfastwy in t-the a-apostwes' doctwinye and 
f-fewwowship, and in bweaking of bwead, and in p-pwayews. 

2:43 And f-feaw came upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy souw: and many w-wondews and signs wewe 
donye by t-the apostwes. 

2:44 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that bewieved wewe togethew, and h-had (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things c-common; 
2:45 And sowd theiw possessions and goods, and pawted t-them to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, 
as {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man h-had nyeed. 

2-2:46 And they, continyuing daiwy with onye accowd in t-the t-tempwe, and 
bweaking bwead fwom house to h-house, did e-eat theiw meat with gwadnyess 
and singwenyess of heawt, 2-2:47 Pwaising G-God, and h-having favouw with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the peopwe. And t-the Wowd a-added to t-the chuwch daiwy such as shouwd be 
saved. 

3-3:1 Nyow (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John went up togethew into t-the tempwe a-at t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of 
pwayew, being t-the nyinth h-houw. 

3:2 And a c-cewtain man wame fwom his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb w-was c-cawwied, whom 
they w-waid daiwy a-at t-the gate of t-the tempwe which is cawwed B-Beautifuw, 
to ask awms of t-them that entewed into t-the tempwe; 3-3:3 Who seeing (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew 
and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John about to go into t-the tempwe asked an awms. 

3:4 And Petew, fastenying his eyes upon him with John, said, Wook on 
us. 

3:5 And he gave heed u-unto t-them, expecting to weceive something of 
them. 

3-3:6 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said, Siwvew and gowd have I nyonye; but such as I have 
g-give I t-thee: In t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist of Nyazaweth (☆ω☆) w-wise up and wawk. 

3:7 And he took him by t-the wight hand, and w-wifted him up: and 
immediatewy his feet and ankwe bonyes weceived s-stwength. 

3:8 And he w-weaping up stood, and wawked, and entewed with t-them into 
t-the t-tempwe, wawking, and weaping, and pwaising God. 

3-3:9 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe saw him wawking and pwaising G-God: 3:10 And they 
knyew that it w-was he which sat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow awms a-at t-the Beautifuw gate of t-the 
tempwe: and they wewe fiwwed with wondew and amazement a-at that which 
h-had happenyed u-unto h-him. 

3:11 And as t-the wame man which w-was heawed hewd (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and John, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
peopwe wan togethew u-unto t-them in t-the p-powch that is cawwed Sowomon's, 
gweatwy w-wondewing. 

3:12 And when (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew saw it, he answewed u-unto t-the p-peopwe, Ye men of 
I-Iswaew, why mawvew ye a-at t-this? ow why wook ye so eawnyestwy on u-us, as 
t-though by ouw own p-powew ow howinyess we h-had m-made this man to wawk? 
3:13 The God of A-Abwaham, and of Isaac, and of Jacob, t-the God of ouw 
fathews, hath gwowified his S-Son Jesus; whom ye dewivewed up, and 
denyied him in t-the pwesence of Piwate, when he w-was detewminyed to wet 
him go. 

3:14 But ye denyied t-the Howy Onye and t-the Just, and desiwed a >_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew 
to be g-gwanted u-unto you; 3:15 And kiwwed t-the P-Pwince of w-wife, whom God 
hath waised fwom t-the dead; wheweof we awe witnyesses. 

3:16 And his nyame thwough f-faith in his nyame hath m-made this man stwong, 
whom ye s-see and knyow: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the f-faith which is by him hath given him 
this pewfect s-soundnyess in t-the pwesence of you aww. 

3:17 And n-nyow, bwethwen, I wot that thwough ignyowance ye did it, as did 
awso youw (っ˘ω˘ς ) w-wuwews. 

3:18 But those things, which God befowe h-had shewed by t-the mouth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
his pwophets, that Chwist shouwd suffew, he hath so f-fuwfiwwed. 

3:19 W-Wepent ye thewefowe, and be convewted, that youw s-sins may be 
bwotted (* ^ ω ^) o-out, when t-the times of wefweshing shaww come fwom t-the pwesence 
of t-the Wowd. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And he shaww send ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, which befowe w-was (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto 
you: 3:21 Whom t-the heaven (* ^ ω ^) m-must weceive untiw t-the times of westitution 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, which God hath spoken by t-the mouth of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-howy 
pwophets since t-the wowwd began. 

3-3:22 Fow Moses t-twuwy said u-unto t-the fathews, A-A pwophet shaww t-the Wowd 
youw God w-waise up u-unto you of youw bwethwen, w-wike u-unto m-me; him shaww 
ye h-heaw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things whatsoevew he shaww say u-unto you. 

3:23 And it shaww come to pass, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy s-souw, which wiww nyot h-heaw 
that pwophet, shaww be destwoyed fwom among t-the peopwe. 

3:24 Yea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets fwom S-Samuew and those that fowwow 
aftew, as many as have spoken, have wikewise fowetowd of these days. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 Ye awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the pwophets, and of t-the c-covenyant which 
God m-made with ouw fathews, saying u-unto A-Abwaham, And in thy seed shaww 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the kindweds of t-the eawth be bwessed. 

3:26 Unto you fiwst G-God, h-having waised up his S-Son Jesus, sent him to 
bwess y-you, in tuwnying away {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you fwom his inyiquities. 

4:1 And as they spake u-unto t-the p-peopwe, t-the p-pwiests, and t-the c-captain of 
t-the t-tempwe, and t-the Sadducees, came upon t-them, 4-4:2 Being g-gwieved that 
they taught t-the p-peopwe, and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the wesuwwection 
fwom t-the dead. 

4:3 And they w-waid h-hands on t-them, and put t-them in h-howd u-unto t-the nyext 
day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it w-was nyow eventide. 

4-4:4 Howbeit many of t-them which heawd t-the wowd (ノωヽ) b-bewieved; and t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew 
of t-the men w-was about five thousand. 

4-4:5 And it came to pass on t-the mowwow, that theiw wuwews, and ewdews, 
and s-scwibes, 4:6 And Annyas t-the high pwiest, and Caiaphas, and John, 
and A-Awexandew, and as many as wewe of t-the kindwed of t-the high pwiest, 
wewe gathewed togethew a-at Jewusawem. 

4:7 And when they h-had s-set t-them in t-the midst, they ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ a-asked, By what 
p-powew, ow by what nyame, have ye donye t-this? 4-4:8 T-Then Petew, fiwwed 
with t-the Howy Ghost, said u-unto t-them, Ye wuwews of t-the p-peopwe, and 
ewdews of I-Iswaew, 4:9 If we this day be examinyed of t-the g-good deed donye 
to t-the impotent ^.^ m-man, by what means he is m-made whowe; 4:10 (☆▽☆) B-Be it knyown 
u-unto you a-aww, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of I-Iswaew, that by t-the nyame of 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist of Nyazaweth, whom ye cwucified, whom God waised fwom t-the 
dead, even by him doth this man stand hewe befowe you w-whowe. 

4:11 This is t-the stonye which w-was s-set a-at nyought of you buiwdews, which 
is become t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the cownyew. 

4:12 N-Nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe sawvation in any othew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye othew 
nyame undew heaven given among men, wheweby we (* ^ ω ^) m-must be saved. 

4:13 Nyow when they saw t-the b-bowdnyess of (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and John, and pewceived 
that they wewe unweawnyed and i-ignyowant men, they mawvewwed; and they 
took k-knyowwedge of t-them, that they h-had b-been with Jesus. 

4:14 And behowding t-the man which w-was heawed standing with t-them, they 
couwd say nyothing against it. 

4:15 But when they h-had commanded t-them to go aside out of t-the counciw, 
they confewwed among themsewves, 4:16 Saying, What shaww we (^-^*)/ d-do to 
these men? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that indeed a nyotabwe miwacwe hath b-been donye by t-them is 
manyifest to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that dweww in Jewusawem; and we c-cannyot deny it. 

4:17 But that it spwead nyo f-fuwthew among t-the p-peopwe, wet us stwaitwy 
thweaten t-them, that they speak hencefowth to nyo man in this nyame. 

4-4:18 And they cawwed t-them, and commanded t-them nyot to speak a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
t-teach in t-the nyame of Jesus. 

4:19 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John answewed and said u-unto t-them, Whethew it be 
wight in t-the sight of God to heawken u-unto you mowe than u-unto G-God, 
j-judge OwO y-ye. 

4:20 Fow we c-cannyot but speak t-the things which we have s-seen and h-heawd. 

4:21 S-So when they h-had f-fuwthew thweatenyed t-them, they wet t-them go, 
finding nyothing how they m-might punyish t-them, because of t-the peopwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men gwowified God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which w-was donye. 

4:22 Fow t-the man w-was a-above f-fowty yeaws o-owd, on whom this miwacwe of 
(☆ω☆) h-heawing w-was shewed. 

4:23 And being wet go, they went to theiw own company, and wepowted 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that t-the chief pwiests and ewdews h-had said u-unto them. 

4:24 And when they heawd that, they w-wifted up theiw voice to God with 
onye accowd, and said, W-Wowd, t-thou awt G-God, which hast m-made heaven, and 
eawth, and t-the sea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that in t-them i-is: 4:25 Who by t-the mouth of 
thy sewvant David hast said, Why did t-the heathen wage, and t-the peopwe 
imaginye vain (o^▽^o) t-things? 4:26 The kings of t-the eawth s-stood up, and t-the 
wuwews wewe gathewed togethew against t-the W-Wowd, and against his 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

4:27 Fow of a twuth against thy h-howy c-chiwd Jesus, whom t-thou hast 
anyointed, both Hewod, and P-Pontius Piwate, with t-the G-Gentiwes, and t-the 
peopwe of I-Iswaew, wewe gathewed togethew, 4:28 Fow to (^-^*)/ d-do whatsoevew 
thy hand and thy counsew detewminyed befowe to be donye. 

4:29 And n-nyow, W-Wowd, (x_x)V b-behowd theiw thweatenyings: and gwant u-unto thy 
sewvants, that with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww b-bowdnyess they may speak thy wowd, 4:30 By 
stwetching fowth thinye hand to heaw; and that signs and w-wondews may be 
donye by t-the nyame of thy h-howy c-chiwd Jesus. 

4-4:31 And when they h-had pwayed, t-the pwace w-was shaken whewe they wewe 
assembwed togethew; and they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fiwwed with t-the Howy Ghost, and 
they spake t-the wowd of God with bowdnyess. 

4:32 And t-the muwtitude of t-them that bewieved wewe of onye heawt and of 
onye souw: nyeithew said any of t-them that ought of t-the things which he 
p-possessed w-was his own; but they h-had (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things (o_O) c-common. 

4:33 And with gweat p-powew gave t-the apostwes witnyess of t-the 
wesuwwection of t-the Wowd Jesus: and gweat gwace w-was upon t-them aww. 

4:34 N-Nyeithew w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any among t-them that wacked: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as many as wewe 
possessows of wands ow houses sowd t-them, and b-bwought t-the pwices of t-the 
things that wewe s-sowd, 4:35 And w-waid t-them down a-at t-the a-apostwes' feet: 
and distwibution w-was m-made u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding as he h-had nyeed. 

4:36 And Joses, who by t-the apostwes w-was s-suwnyamed B-Bawnyabas, (-(which is, 
being intewpweted, The son of consowation,) a Wevite, and of t-the 
c-countwy of Cypwus, 4:37 ^w^ *screams* H-Having wand, sowd it, and b-bwought t-the monyey, 
and w-waid it a-at t-the a-apostwes' feet. 

5:1 But a c-cewtain man nyamed Anyanyias, with Sapphiwa his wife, sowd a 
possession, 5-5:2 And kept back pawt of t-the pwice, his wife awso being 
pwivy to it, and b-bwought a c-cewtain pawt, and w-waid it a-at t-the a-apostwes' 
feet. 

5:3 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said, Anyanyias, why hath Satan fiwwed thinye heawt to w-wie 
to t-the Howy Ghost, and to keep back pawt of t-the p-pwice of t-the w-wand? 
5:4 Whiwes it o(>ω<)o w-wemainyed, w-was it nyot thinye own? and aftew it w-was s-sowd, 
w-was it nyot in thinye own p-powew? why hast t-thou ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived this t-thing in 
thinye heawt? t-thou hast nyot wied u-unto men, but u-unto God. 

5:5 And ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Anyanyias heawing these w-wowds feww down, and gave up t-the ghost: 
and gweat f-feaw came on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that heawd these things. 

5:6 And t-the young men a-awose, wound him up, and cawwied him (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and 
buwied h-him. 

5:7 And it w-was about t-the space of thwee houws aftew, when his wife, 
nyot knyowing what w-was donye, came in. 

5:8 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew answewed u-unto hew, Teww m-me whethew ye sowd t-the wand (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
so much? And she said, Yea, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so much. 

5:9 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto hew, How is it that ye have agweed togethew 
to t-tempt t-the Spiwit of t-the Wowd? b-behowd, t-the feet of t-them which have 
buwied thy h-husband awe a-at t-the d-doow, and shaww cawwy thee ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

5:10 T-Then feww she down stwaightway a-at his feet, and yiewded up t-the 
ghost: and t-the young men came in, and f-found hew dead, and, cawwying 
hew fowth, buwied hew by hew husband. 

5:11 And gweat f-feaw came upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-chuwch, and upon as many as 
heawd these things. 

5:12 And by t-the h-hands of t-the apostwes wewe many signs and w-wondews 
wwought among t-the peopwe; (and they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww with onye accowd in 
S-Sowomon's powch. 

5-5:13 And of t-the w-west duwst nyo man join himsewf to (=`ω´=) t-them: but t-the peopwe 
m-magnyified them. 

5:14 And bewievews wewe t-the mowe a-added to t-the W-Wowd, m-muwtitudes both of 
men and women.) 5:15 Insomuch that they b-bwought fowth t-the sick into 
t-the (T_T) *giggles shyly* s-stweets, and w-waid t-them on beds and couches, that a-at t-the weast t-the 
shadow of (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew p-passing by m-might ovewshadow s-some of them. 

5:16 Thewe came awso a muwtitude out of t-the c-cities (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about u-unto 
J-Jewusawem, bwinging sick fowks, and t-them which wewe vexed with uncwean 
spiwits: and they wewe heawed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye. 

5:17 T-Then t-the high pwiest w-wose up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that wewe with him, 
(-(which is t-the sect of t-the Sadducees,) and wewe fiwwed with 
i-indignyation, 5:18 And w-waid theiw h-hands on t-the apostwes, and put t-them 
in t-the common pwison. 

5:19 But t-the angew of t-the Wowd by nyight openyed t-the pwison doows, and 
b-bwought t-them fowth, and said, 5:20 Go, stand and speak in t-the tempwe 
to t-the peopwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the w-wowds of this wife. 

5:21 And when they heawd that, they entewed into t-the tempwe eawwy in 
t-the m-mownying, and taught. But t-the high pwiest came, and they that wewe 
with him, and cawwed t-the counciw togethew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the senyate of t-the 
chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, and sent to t-the pwison to have t-them bwought. 

5:22 But when t-the officews came, and f-found t-them nyot in t-the pwison, 
they wetuwnyed and t-towd, 5:23 Saying, The pwison t-twuwy f-found we s-shut 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-safety, and t-the keepews standing without befowe t-the (´ ω `♡) *cries* d-doows: 
but when we h-had openyed, we f-found nyo man within. 

5-5:24 Nyow when t-the high pwiest and t-the c-captain of t-the tempwe and t-the 
chief pwiests heawd these things, they doubted of t-them wheweunto this 
w-wouwd g-gwow. 

5:25 T-Then came onye and towd t-them, s-saying, Behowd, t-the men whom ye put 
in pwison awe standing in t-the t-tempwe, and teaching t-the peopwe. 

5:26 T-Then went t-the c-captain with t-the officews, and b-bwought t-them without 
viowence: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they feawed t-the p-peopwe, west they shouwd have b-been 
stonyed. 

5:27 And when they h-had b-bwought t-them, they s-set t-them befowe t-the counciw: 
and t-the high pwiest asked t-them, 5:28 Saying, Did nyot we stwaitwy 
command you that ye shouwd nyot t-teach in this nyame? and, b-behowd, ye 
have fiwwed Jewusawem with youw doctwinye, and intend to bwing this 
man's ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood upon us. 

5-5:29 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and t-the othew apostwes answewed and said, We ought to 
obey God wathew than m-men. 

5:30 The God of ouw f-fathews waised up Jesus, whom ye swew and hanged 
on a t-twee. 

5:31 H-Him hath God exawted with his wight hand to be a P-Pwince and a 
Saviouw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to g-give wepentance to I-Iswaew, and fowgivenyess of sins. 

5-5:32 And we awe his witnyesses of these things; and so is awso t-the Howy 
Ghost, whom God hath given to t-them that obey h-him. 

5:33 When they heawd that, they wewe cut to t-the heawt, and took 
counsew to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway them. 

5-5:34 T-Then s-stood (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe up onye in t-the counciw, a Phawisee, nyamed 
Gamawiew, a doctow of t-the w-waw, h-had in weputation among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, 
and commanded to put t-the apostwes fowth a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe space; 5:35 And said 
u-unto t-them, Ye men of I-Iswaew, o(>ω<)o t-take heed to youwsewves what ye intend to 
(^-^*)/ d-do as touching these m-men. 

5:36 Fow befowe these days w-wose up Theudas, boasting himsewf to be 
somebody; to whom a (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of men, about fouw h-hundwed, j-joinyed 
themsewves: who w-was swain; and a-aww, as many as obeyed him, wewe 
scattewed, and b-bwought to nyought. 

5:37 Aftew this man w-wose up (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas of G-Gawiwee in t-the days of t-the 
t-taxing, and dwew away m-much peopwe aftew him: he awso pewished; and 
a-aww, even as many as obeyed him, wewe dispewsed. 

5:38 And nyow I say u-unto y-you, Wefwain fwom these men, and wet t-them 
a-awonye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if this counsew ow this wowk be of men, it wiww come to 
nyought: 5:39 But if it be of G-God, ye c-cannyot ovewthwow it; west ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *sighs* h-hapwy 
ye be f-found even to fight against God. 

(;;;*_*) 5-5:40 And to him they agweed: and when they h-had cawwed t-the apostwes, 
and beaten t-them, they commanded that they shouwd nyot speak in t-the nyame 
of Jesus, and wet t-them go. 

5:41 And they depawted fwom t-the pwesence of t-the counciw, w-wejoicing 
that they wewe c-counted wowthy to s-suffew shame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyame. 

5:42 And daiwy in t-the t-tempwe, and in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy h-house, they ceased nyot to 
t-teach and pweach ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

6-6:1 And in those days, when t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the discipwes w-was 
m-muwtipwied, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a muwmuwing of t-the G-Gwecians against t-the 
H-Hebwews, because theiw widows wewe nyegwected in t-the daiwy 
minyistwation. 

6:2 T-Then t-the twewve cawwed t-the muwtitude of t-the discipwes u-unto t-them, 
and said, I-It is nyot w-weason that we shouwd weave t-the wowd of G-God, and 
sewve tabwes. 

6:3 Whewefowe, bwethwen, wook ye out among you seven men of honyest 
(T_T) w-wepowt, f-fuww of t-the Howy Ghost and wisdom, whom we may appoint o-ovew 
this businyess. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 But we wiww g-give ouwsewves continyuawwy to pwayew, and to t-the 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy of t-the wowd. 

6:5 And t-the saying pweased t-the w-whowe o(>< )o m-muwtitude: and they chose 
Stephen, a man f-fuww of f-faith and of t-the Howy Ghost, and Phiwip, and 
Pwochowus, and Nyicanyow, and Timon, and Pawmenyas, and N-Nyicowas a 
pwosewyte of Antioch: 6:6 Whom they s-set befowe t-the apostwes: and when 
they h-had pwayed, they w-waid theiw h-hands on them. 

6:7 And t-the wowd of God incweased; and t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the discipwes 
m-muwtipwied in Jewusawem gweatwy; and a gweat company of t-the pwiests 
wewe xDD o-obedient to t-the faith. 

6:8 And Stephen, f-fuww of f-faith and p-powew, did gweat w-wondews and 
miwacwes among t-the peopwe. 

6:9 T-Then (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose c-cewtain of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, which is cawwed t-the 
synyagogue of t-the Wibewtinyes, and C-Cywenyians, and A-Awexandwians, and of 
t-them of Ciwicia and of Asia, disputing with Stephen. 

6:10 And they wewe nyot abwe to w-wesist t-the wisdom and t-the spiwit by 
which he spake. 

6:11 T-Then they subownyed men, which said, We have heawd him speak 
bwasphemous w-wowds against Moses, and against God. 

6:12 And they stiwwed up t-the p-peopwe, and t-the ewdews, and t-the s-scwibes, 
and came upon him, and caught him, and b-bwought him to t-the counciw, 
6:13 And s-set up f-fawse witnyesses, which said, This man c-ceaseth nyot to 
speak bwasphemous w-wowds against this h-howy pwace, and t-the waw: 6:14 Fow 
we have heawd him say, that this ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth shaww d-destwoy this 
pwace, and shaww change t-the customs which Moses dewivewed us. 

6:15 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that sat in t-the counciw, wooking stedfastwy on him, saw 
his f-face as it h-had b-been t-the f-face of an angew. 

7:1 T-Then said t-the high pwiest, Awe these things (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ s-so? 7:2 And he said, 
Men, bwethwen, and fathews, heawken; The God of gwowy appeawed u-unto 
ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew A-Abwaham, when he w-was in Mesopotamia, befowe he d-dwewt in 
(*°▽°*) C-Chawwan, 7-7:3 And said u-unto him, Get thee out of thy countwy, and fwom 
thy kindwed, and come into t-the wand which I shaww s-shew thee. 

7:4 T-Then came he out of t-the wand of t-the Chawdaeans, and d-dwewt in 
Chawwan: and fwom thence, when his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was dead, he w-wemoved him 
into this wand, whewein ye nyow dweww. 

7:5 And he gave him nyonye (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in it, nyo, nyot so m-much as to s-set 
his foot on: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he pwomised that he w-wouwd g-give it to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
possession, and to his seed aftew him, when as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he h-had nyo chiwd. 

7:6 And God spake on this w-wise, That his seed shouwd sojouwn in a 
s-stwange wand; and that they shouwd bwing t-them into bondage, and 
entweat t-them eviw fouw hundwed yeaws. 

7-7:7 And t-the nyation to whom they shaww be in bondage wiww I judge, said 
G-God: and aftew that shaww they come fowth, and sewve m-me in this pwace. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And he gave him t-the c-covenyant of ciwcumcision: and so A-Abwaham begat 
Isaac, and ciwcumcised him t-the eighth >_> d-day; and Isaac begat Jacob; and 
J-Jacob begat t-the twewve patwiawchs. 

7:9 And t-the patwiawchs, moved with envy, sowd Joseph into Egypt: but 
God w-was with him, 7:10 And dewivewed him out of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his affwictions, 
and gave him favouw and wisdom in t-the sight of Phawaoh king of Egypt; 
and he m-made him govewnyow o-ovew Egypt and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his house. 

7:11 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a deawth o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wand of Egypt and Chanyaan, 
and gweat a-affwiction: and ouw f-fathews f-found nyo s-sustenyance. 

7:12 But when J-Jacob heawd that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was cown in Egypt, he sent out 
ouw f-fathews fiwst. 

7:13 And a-at t-the second time Joseph w-was m-made knyown to his bwethwen; and 
Joseph's kindwed w-was m-made knyown u-unto Phawaoh. 

7:14 T-Then sent Joseph, and cawwed his o(>ω<)o f-fathew J-Jacob to him, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
kindwed, (o_O)! t-thweescowe and f-fifteen souws. 

7:15 S-So J-Jacob went down into Egypt, and died, he, and ouw fathews, 
7:16 And wewe cawwied o-ovew into S-Sychem, and w-waid in t-the sepuwchwe that 
A-Abwaham bought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sum of monyey of t-the sons of Emmow t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of 
Sychem. 

7:17 But when t-the time of t-the pwomise dwew nyigh, which God h-had swown 
to A-Abwaham, t-the peopwe gwew and m-muwtipwied in Egypt, 7:18 Tiww anyothew 
king a-awose, which knyew nyot Joseph. 

xDD 7-7:19 The same d-deawt subtiwwy with ouw kindwed, and eviw e-entweated ouw 
fathews, so that they cast out theiw young c-chiwdwen, to t-the end they 
m-might nyot w-wive. 

7:20 In which time Moses w-was b-bown, and w-was exceeding faiw, and 
n-nyouwished up in his fathew's house thwee months: 7:21 And when he w-was 
cast (* ^ ω ^) o-out, Phawaoh's daughtew took him up, and n-nyouwished him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew 
own (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

7:22 And Moses w-was (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wisdom of t-the Egyptians, and w-was 
mighty in w-wowds and in deeds. 

7:23 And when he w-was f-fuww f-fowty yeaws o-owd, it came into his heawt to 
v-visit his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

7:24 And seeing onye of t-them s-suffew wwong, he defended him, and a-avenged 
him that w-was oppwessed, and smote t-the Egyptian: 7:25 Fow he supposed 
his (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen w-wouwd have undewstood how that God by his hand w-wouwd 
d-dewivew (=`ω´=) t-them: but they undewstood n-nyot. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 And t-the nyext day he shewed himsewf u-unto t-them as they stwove, and 
w-wouwd have s-set t-them a-at onye again, s-saying, Siws, ye awe bwethwen; why 
(^-^*)/ d-do ye w-wwong onye to (>_<) a-anyothew? (=`ω´=) 7-7:27 But he that did his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw w-wwong 
thwust him away, s-saying, Who m-made thee a wuwew and a j-judge o-ovew us? 
7:28 Wiwt t-thou kiww me, as t-thou diddest t-the Egyptian yestewday? 7:29 
T-Then fwed Moses a-at this s-saying, and w-was a stwangew in t-the wand of 
M-Madian, whewe he begat two sons. 

7:30 And when f-fowty yeaws wewe expiwed, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed to him in t-the 
wiwdewnyess of mount Sinya an angew of t-the Wowd in a fwame of fiwe in a 
bush. 

7:31 When Moses saw it, he wondewed a-at t-the sight: and as he dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
to (x_x)V b-behowd it, t-the voice of t-the WOWD came u-unto him, 7-7:32 Saying, I am 
t-the God of thy fathews, t-the God of A-Abwaham, and t-the God of Isaac, and 
t-the God of Jacob. T-Then Moses twembwed, and duwst nyot behowd. 

7:33 T-Then said t-the Wowd to him, Put off thy shoes fwom thy feet: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the pwace whewe t-thou standest is h-howy gwound. 

7:34 I have seen, I have s-seen t-the affwiction of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe which is in 
Egypt, and I have heawd theiw gwoanying, and am come down to d-dewivew 
them. And nyow come, I wiww send thee into Egypt. 

7:35 This Moses whom they w-wefused, s-saying, Who m-made thee a wuwew and a 
judge? t-the same did God send to be a wuwew and a dewivewew by t-the hand 
of t-the angew which appeawed to him in t-the bush. 

7:36 He b-bwought t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, aftew that he h-had shewed w-wondews and signs 
in t-the wand of Egypt, and in t-the Wed sea, and in t-the wiwdewnyess f-fowty 
yeaws. 

7:37 This is that Moses, which said u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, A-A 
pwophet shaww t-the Wowd youw God w-waise up u-unto you of youw bwethwen, 
w-wike u-unto m-me; him shaww ye heaw. 

o(>< )o 7-7:38 This is he, that w-was in t-the chuwch in t-the wiwdewnyess with t-the 
angew which spake to him in t-the mount (*^.^*) S-Sinya, and with ouw fathews: who 
weceived t-the wivewy o-owacwes to g-give u-unto us: 7:39 To whom ouw f-fathews 
w-wouwd nyot obey, but thwust him fwom t-them, and in theiw (x_x)V h-heawts (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
back again into Egypt, 7-7:40 S-Saying u-unto Aawon, Make us gods to go 
befowe us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this Moses, which b-bwought us out of t-the wand of 
Egypt, we wot nyot what is become of h-him. 

7:41 And they m-made a cawf in those days, and offewed sacwifice u-unto 
t-the idow, and w-wejoiced in t-the wowks of theiw own hands. 

7:42 T-Then God tuwnyed, and gave t-them up to w-wowship t-the \(★ω★)/ h-host of heaven; 
as it is wwitten in t-the book of t-the pwophets, O-O ye house of I-Iswaew, 
have ye offewed to m-me s-swain b-beasts and s-sacwifices by t-the space of 
f-fowty yeaws in t-the wiwdewnyess? 7:43 Yea, ye took up t-the tabewnyacwe of 
Mowoch, and t-the staw of youw (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god Wemphan, figuwes which ye m-made to 
w-wowship (=`ω´=) t-them: and I wiww cawwy you away beyond Babywon. 

7-7:44 O-Ouw f-fathews h-had t-the tabewnyacwe of witnyess in t-the wiwdewnyess, as 
he h-had appointed, speaking u-unto Moses, that he shouwd make it 
a-accowding to t-the fashion that he h-had (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. 

7:45 W-Which awso ouw f-fathews that came aftew b-bwought in with ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus into 
t-the ^.^ p-possession of t-the G-Gentiwes, whom God dwave out befowe t-the f-face of 
ouw fathews, u-unto t-the days of (´ ∀ ` *) D-David; 7-7:46 Who f-found favouw befowe G-God, 
and desiwed to f-find a tabewnyacwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the God of Jacob. 

7:47 But S-Sowomon b-buiwt him an house. 

7:48 Howbeit t-the most High d-dwewweth nyot in tempwes m-made with hands; as 
saith t-the pwophet, 7:49 Heaven is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye, and eawth is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
footstoow: what house wiww ye buiwd m-me? saith t-the Wowd: ow what is t-the 
pwace of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-west? 7:50 Hath nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hand m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these (o^▽^o) t-things? 7:51 
Ye stiffnyecked and u-unciwcumcised in heawt and eaws, ye (^-^*)/ d-do awways 
w-wesist t-the Howy Ghost: as youw f-fathews did, so (^-^*)/ d-do OwO y-ye. 

|･ω･) 7-7:52 W-Which of t-the pwophets have nyot youw f-fathews p-pewsecuted? and they 
have s-swain t-them which shewed befowe of t-the coming of t-the Just O-Onye; of 
whom ye have b-been nyow t-the betwayews and muwdewews: 7:53 Who have 
weceived t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw by t-the disposition of a-angews, and have nyot kept it. 

7:54 When they heawd these things, they wewe cut to t-the heawt, and 
they gnyashed on him with theiw teeth. 

7:55 But he, being f-fuww of t-the Howy Ghost, wooked up stedfastwy into 
heaven, and saw t-the gwowy of G-God, and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus standing on t-the wight hand 
of G-God, 7:56 And said, Behowd, I s-see t-the h-heavens openyed, and t-the S-Son 
of man standing on t-the wight hand of God. 

7:57 T-Then they cwied out with a w-woud voice, and |･ω･) s-stopped theiw eaws, 
and wan upon him with onye accowd, >w< *screams* 7-7:58 And cast him out of t-the city, 
and stonyed him: and t-the witnyesses w-waid down theiw cwothes a-at a young 
man's feet, whose nyame w-was Sauw. 

♡(｡- ω -) 7-7:59 And they stonyed Stephen, cawwing upon G-God, and s-saying, Wowd 
Jesus, weceive o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit. 

7:60 And he k-knyeewed down, and cwied with a w-woud voice, W-Wowd, way nyot 
this sin to theiw chawge. And when he h-had said this, he feww asweep. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And Sauw w-was consenting u-unto his death. And a-at that time (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was 
a gweat p-pewsecution against t-the chuwch which w-was a-at Jewusawem; and 
they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww scattewed a-abwoad (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the wegions of Judaea and 
S-Samawia, except t-the apostwes. 

8-8:2 And d-devout men cawwied Stephen to his buwiaw, and m-made gweat 
wamentation o-ovew h-him. 

8:3 As (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Sauw, he m-made (￣ω￣) h-havock of t-the c-chuwch, entewing into {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
h-house, and hawing men and w-women committed t-them to pwison. 

8:4 Thewefowe they that wewe scattewed a-abwoad went {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe 
pweaching t-the wowd. 

8-8:5 T-Then Phiwip went down to t-the city of S-Samawia, and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached Chwist 
u-unto them. 

8:6 And t-the peopwe with onye accowd gave heed u-unto those things which 
Phiwip spake, heawing and seeing t-the miwacwes which he did. 

8:7 Fow uncwean s-spiwits, cwying with w-woud voice, came out of many that 
wewe p-possessed with (=`ω´=) t-them: and many taken with pawsies, and that wewe 
wame, wewe heawed. 

8:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was gweat joy in that city. 

8:9 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain ^.^ m-man, cawwed Simon, which befowetime in t-the 
same city used sowcewy, and bewitched t-the peopwe of S-Samawia, giving 
out that himsewf w-was s-some gweat onye: 8-8:10 To whom they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gave heed, 
fwom t-the weast to t-the gweatest, s-saying, This man is t-the gweat p-powew of 
God. 

8-8:11 And to him they h-had wegawd, because that of wong time he h-had 
bewitched t-them with sowcewies. 

8:12 But when they bewieved Phiwip pweaching t-the things c-concewnying t-the 
kingdom of G-God, and t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, they wewe b-baptized, both 
men and w-women. 

8-8:13 T-Then Simon himsewf bewieved awso: and when he w-was b-baptized, he 
continyued with Phiwip, and wondewed, behowding t-the miwacwes and signs 
which wewe donye. 

8:14 Nyow when t-the apostwes which wewe a-at Jewusawem heawd that Samawia 
h-had weceived t-the wowd of G-God, they sent u-unto t-them (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew and John: 8:15 
Who, when they wewe come down, pwayed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, that they m-might 
weceive t-the Howy Ghost: (╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 (Fow as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he w-was f-fawwen upon nyonye of 
(=`ω´=) t-them: onwy they wewe baptized in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd Jesus.) 8:17 
T-Then w-waid they theiw h-hands on t-them, and they weceived t-the Howy Ghost. 

8-8:18 And when Simon saw that thwough waying on of t-the a-apostwes' h-hands 
t-the Howy Ghost w-was given, he offewed t-them monyey, 8-8:19 Saying, Give m-me 
awso this p-powew, that on w-whomsoevew I way hands, he may weceive t-the 
Howy Ghost. 

8:20 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, Thy monyey pewish with thee, because t-thou 
hast thought that t-the gift of God may be (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased with monyey. 

8-8:21 T-Thou hast nyeithew pawt (=`ω´=) n-nyow wot in this m-mattew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy heawt is 
nyot wight in t-the sight of God. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 W-Wepent thewefowe of this thy wickednyess, and p-pway G-God, if pewhaps 
t-the thought of thinye heawt may be fowgiven thee. 

8:23 Fow I pewceive that t-thou awt in t-the (*^.^*) *hugs tightly* g-gaww of bittewnyess, and in 
t-the bond of inyiquity. 

8:24 T-Then answewed Simon, and said, Pway ye to t-the WOWD (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, that 
nyonye of these things which ye have spoken come upon me. 

8:25 And they, when they h-had testified and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the wowd of t-the 
W-Wowd, wetuwnyed to J-Jewusawem, and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew in many v-viwwages 
of t-the Samawitans. 

8:26 And t-the angew of t-the Wowd spake u-unto Phiwip, s-saying, Awise, and 
go towawd t-the south u-unto t-the w-way that goeth down fwom Jewusawem u-unto 
Gaza, which is desewt. 

8:27 And he awose and went: and, b-behowd, a man of Ethiopia, an eunyuch 
of gweat a-authowity undew Candace queen of t-the Ethiopians, who h-had t-the 
chawge of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hew t-tweasuwe, and h-had come to Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to wowship, 
8:28 Was wetuwnying, and sitting in his chawiot wead Esaias t-the 
pwophet. 

8:29 T-Then t-the Spiwit said u-unto Phiwip, Go nyeaw, and join t-thysewf to 
this chawiot. 

8:30 And Phiwip wan thithew to him, and heawd him wead t-the pwophet 
Esaias, and said, U-Undewstandest t-thou what t-thou w-weadest? 8:31 And he 
said, How c-can I, except s-some man shouwd guide m-me? And he desiwed 
Phiwip that he w-wouwd come up and sit with h-him. 

8:32 The pwace of t-the scwiptuwe which he wead w-was this, He w-was w-wed as 
a sheep to t-the s-swaughtew; and w-wike a wamb dumb befowe his sheawew, so 
openyed he nyot his m-mouth: ╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 In his h-humiwiation his j-judgment w-was 
taken (☆ω☆) a-away: and who shaww decwawe his (o_O)! g-genyewation? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wife is 
taken fwom t-the eawth. 

8:34 And t-the eunyuch answewed Phiwip, and said, I p-pway thee, of whom 
s-speaketh t-the pwophet t-this? of himsewf, ow of s-some othew man? 8-8:35 
T-Then Phiwip openyed his mouth, and began a-at t-the same scwiptuwe, and 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto him Jesus. 

8:36 And as they went on theiw way, they came u-unto a c-cewtain watew: 
and t-the eunyuch said, See, hewe is watew; what doth hindew m-me to be 
baptized? 8-8:37 And Phiwip said, If t-thou bewievest with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thinye 
heawt, t-thou (o_O)! m-mayest. 

And he answewed and said, I bewieve that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist is t-the S-Son of 
God. 

8:38 And he commanded t-the chawiot to stand s-stiww: and they went down 
both into t-the watew, both Phiwip and t-the eunyuch; and he baptized h-him. 

8:39 And when they wewe come up out of t-the watew, t-the Spiwit of t-the 
Wowd caught away Phiwip, that t-the eunyuch saw him nyo mowe: and he went 
on his w-way wejoicing. 

8-8:40 But Phiwip w-was f-found a-at Azotus: and p-passing thwough he (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the cities, tiww he came to Caesawea. 

9:1 And Sauw, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet b-bweathing out thweatenyings and swaughtew against t-the 
discipwes of t-the W-Wowd, went u-unto t-the high pwiest, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And desiwed of 
him wettews to Damascus to t-the synyagogues, that if he f-found any of 
this way, whethew they wewe men ow (*°▽°*) w-women, he m-might bwing t-them b-bound 
u-unto Jewusawem. 

9:3 And as he jouwnyeyed, he came (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw Damascus: and suddenwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shinyed (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him a wight fwom heaven: 9:4 And he feww to t-the 
eawth, and heawd a voice saying u-unto him, Sauw, Sauw, why pewsecutest 
t-thou m-me? 9:5 And he said, Who awt thou, Wowd? And t-the Wowd said, I am 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus whom t-thou pewsecutest: it is hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to {{ (>_<) }} k-kick against t-the 
pwicks. 

9:6 And he twembwing and astonyished said, W-Wowd, what wiwt t-thou have m-me 
to do? And t-the Wowd said u-unto him, Awise, and go into t-the city, and it 
shaww be towd thee what t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must do. 

9:7 And t-the men which jouwnyeyed with him s-stood speechwess, heawing a 
voice, but seeing nyo m-man. 

9:8 And Sauw awose fwom t-the eawth; and when his eyes wewe openyed, he 
saw nyo man: but they w-wed him by t-the hand, and b-bwought him into 
D-Damascus. 

9:9 And he w-was thwee days without s-sight, and nyeithew did e-eat (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
d-dwink. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a c-cewtain discipwe a-at Damascus, nyamed Anyanyias; and 
to him said t-the Wowd in a vision, Anyanyias. And he said, Behowd, I am 
hewe, Wowd. 

9-9:11 And t-the Wowd said u-unto him, Awise, and go into t-the stweet which 
is cawwed Stwaight, and enquiwe in t-the house of (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye cawwed 
Sauw, of >_< T-Tawsus: fow, b-behowd, he pwayeth, 9:12 And hath s-seen in a 
vision a man nyamed ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Anyanyias coming in, and putting his hand on him, 
that he m-might weceive his sight. 

9:13 T-Then ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Anyanyias answewed, W-Wowd, I have heawd by many of this ^.^ m-man, 
how m-much eviw he hath donye to thy saints a-at Jewusawem: 9-9:14 And hewe 
he hath a-authowity fwom t-the chief pwiests to bind (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that caww on thy 
nyame. 

9:15 But t-the Wowd said u-unto him, Go thy w-way: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is a chosen vessew 
u-unto me, to beaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame befowe t-the G-Gentiwes, and kings, and t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew: 9:16 Fow I wiww s-shew him how gweat things he (* ^ ω ^) m-must 
s-suffew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake. 

9:17 And ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Anyanyias went his way, and entewed into t-the h-house; and putting 
his h-hands on him said, B-Bwothew Sauw, t-the W-Wowd, even Jesus, that 
appeawed u-unto thee in t-the w-way as t-thou c-camest, hath sent me, that t-thou 
mightest weceive thy s-sight, and be fiwwed with t-the Howy Ghost. 

9:18 And immediatewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww fwom his eyes as it h-had b-been scawes: 
and he weceived sight fowthwith, and a-awose, and w-was baptized. 

9:19 And when he h-had weceived m-meat, he w-was stwengthenyed. T-Then w-was Sauw 
c-cewtain days with t-the discipwes which wewe a-at D-Damascus. 

9:20 And stwaightway he (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached Chwist in t-the synyagogues, that he is 
t-the S-Son of God. 

9:21 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that heawd him wewe amazed, and said; Is nyot this he that 
destwoyed t-them which cawwed on this nyame in J-Jewusawem, and came hithew 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that intent, that he m-might bwing t-them b-bound u-unto t-the chief 
pwiests? 9:22 But Sauw incweased t-the mowe in stwength, and confounded 
t-the Jews which d-dwewt a-at Damascus, pwoving that this is vewy (T_T) C-Chwist. 

9:23 And aftew that many days wewe fuwfiwwed, t-the Jews took counsew to 
kiww him: 9:24 But theiw waying await w-was knyown of Sauw. And they 
watched t-the gates day and nyight to kiww h-him. 

9:25 T-Then t-the discipwes took him by nyight, and wet him down by t-the 
waww in a basket. 

9:26 And when Sauw w-was come to J-Jewusawem, he assayed to join himsewf 
to t-the d-discipwes: but they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww afwaid of him, and bewieved nyot 
that he w-was a discipwe. 

9:27 But Bawnyabas took him, and b-bwought him to t-the apostwes, and 
d-decwawed u-unto t-them how he h-had s-seen t-the Wowd in t-the way, and that he 
h-had spoken to him, and how he h-had (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached bowdwy a-at Damascus in t-the 
nyame of Jesus. 

9-9:28 And he w-was with t-them coming in and g-going out a-at Jewusawem. 

9:29 And he spake bowdwy in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd Jesus, and disputed 
against t-the G-Gwecians: but they went about to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway h-him. 

9:30 W-Which when t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen OwO k-knyew, they b-bwought him down to Caesawea, 
and sent him fowth to Tawsus. 

9:31 T-Then h-had t-the chuwches w-west (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judaea and G-Gawiwee and 
S-Samawia, and wewe edified; and wawking in t-the f-feaw of t-the W-Wowd, and in 
t-the comfowt of t-the Howy Ghost, wewe muwtipwied. 

9:32 And it came to pass, as (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew passed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww quawtews, he 
came down awso to t-the saints which d-dwewt a-at Wydda. 

9:33 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he f-found a c-cewtain man nyamed Aenyeas, which h-had kept his 
b-bed eight yeaws, and w-was sick of t-the pawsy. 

9:34 And (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said u-unto him, Aenyeas, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist m-maketh thee w-whowe: 
a-awise, and make thy bed. And he awose immediatewy. 

9:35 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that d-dwewt a-at Wydda and Sawon saw him, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to t-the 
Wowd. 

9:36 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a-at J-Joppa a c-cewtain discipwe nyamed Tabitha, which by 
i-intewpwetation is cawwed Dowcas: this woman w-was f-fuww of g-good wowks and 
awmsdeeds which she did. 

9:37 And it came to pass in those days, that she w-was sick, and ต(=ω=)ต *sighs* d-died: 
whom when they h-had washed, they w-waid hew in an (--_--) u-uppew chambew. 

9:38 And fowasmuch as Wydda w-was nyigh to Joppa, and t-the discipwes h-had 
heawd that (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was thewe, they sent u-unto him two men, desiwing him 
that he w-wouwd nyot deway to come to them. 

9-9:39 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew awose and went with them. When he w-was come, they 
b-bwought him into t-the (--_--) u-uppew chambew: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the widows s-stood by him 
weeping, and shewing t-the coats and gawments which Dowcas made, whiwe 
she w-was with them. 

9:40 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew put t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fowth, and k-knyeewed down, and pwayed; and 
tuwnying him to t-the body said, Tabitha, awise. And she openyed hew eyes: 
and when she saw Petew, she sat (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

9-9:41 And he gave hew his hand, and w-wifted hew up, and when he h-had 
cawwed t-the saints and w-widows, pwesented hew awive. 

9:42 And it w-was knyown (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Joppa; and many bewieved in t-the 
Wowd. 

9:43 And it came to pass, that he t-tawwied many days in J-Joppa with onye 
Simon a tannyew. 

10:1 Thewe w-was a c-cewtain man in Caesawea cawwed Cownyewius, a centuwion 
of t-the band cawwed t-the I-Itawian band, 1-10:2 A-A d-devout ^.^ m-man, and onye that 
feawed God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-house, which gave m-much awms to t-the p-peopwe, and 
pwayed to God awway. 

10:3 He saw in a vision evidentwy about t-the nyinth (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of t-the day an 
angew of God coming in to him, and saying u-unto him, Cownyewius. 

10:4 And when he wooked on him, he w-was afwaid, and said, What is it, 
Wowd? And he said u-unto him, Thy pwayews and thinye awms awe come up 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a memowiaw befowe God. 

1-10:5 And nyow send men to Joppa, and caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye Simon, whose suwnyame 
is Petew: 10:6 He wodgeth with onye Simon a t-tannyew, whose house is by 
t-the sea s-side: he shaww teww thee what t-thou o-oughtest to do. 

10:7 And when t-the angew which spake u-unto Cownyewius w-was depawted, he 
cawwed two of his (o-_-o) h-househowd sewvants, and a d-devout sowdiew of t-them 
that waited on him continyuawwy; 10:8 And when he h-had d-decwawed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
these things u-unto t-them, he sent t-them to J-Joppa. 

10:9 On t-the mowwow, as they went on theiw (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and dwew nyigh u-unto 
t-the city, (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew went up upon t-the housetop to p-pway about t-the sixth 
houw: 10:10 And he became vewy hungwy, and w-wouwd have e-eaten: but whiwe 
they m-made w-weady, he feww into a twance, 1-10:11 And saw heaven openyed, 
and a c-cewtain vessew descending upon him, as it h-had b-been a gweat sheet 
knyit a-at t-the fouw cownyews, and wet down to t-the eawth: (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Whewein 
wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of f-fouwfooted b-beasts of t-the eawth, and wiwd beasts, 
and c-cweeping things, and f-fowws of t-the aiw. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a voice to him, Wise, Petew; k-kiww, and eat. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew said, Nyot so, Wowd; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyevew eaten any t-thing 
that is common ow uncwean. 

10:15 And t-the voice spake u-unto him again t-the second time, What God 
hath cweansed, that caww nyot t-thou (o_O) c-common. 

1-10:16 This w-was donye t-thwice: and t-the vessew w-was weceived up again into 
heaven. 

1-10:17 Nyow whiwe (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew doubted in himsewf what this vision which he h-had 
s-seen shouwd m-mean, b-behowd, t-the men which wewe sent fwom Cownyewius h-had 
m-made enquiwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Simon's h-house, and s-stood befowe t-the gate, 10:18 And 
cawwed, and asked whethew Simon, which w-was s-suwnyamed Petew, wewe wodged 
thewe. 

10:19 Whiwe (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew thought on t-the vision, t-the Spiwit said u-unto him, 
Behowd, thwee men seek thee. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 Awise thewefowe, and get thee down, and go with t-them, d-doubting 
nyothing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have sent them. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew went down to t-the men which wewe sent u-unto him fwom 
Cownyewius; and said, Behowd, I am he whom ye seek: what is t-the c-cause 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe ye awe come? 10:22 And they said, Cownyewius t-the centuwion, 
a just ^.^ m-man, and onye that feaweth G-God, and of g-good wepowt among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
nyation of t-the Jews, w-was wawnyed fwom God by an h-howy angew to send (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thee into his h-house, and to h-heaw w-wowds of thee. 

1-10:23 T-Then cawwed he t-them in, and wodged them. And on t-the mowwow (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew 
went away with t-them, and c-cewtain (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen fwom J-Joppa accompanyied h-him. 

10:24 And t-the mowwow aftew they entewed into Caesawea. And Cownyewius 
waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and he h-had cawwed togethew his kinsmen and (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
fwiends. 

10:25 And as (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was coming in, Cownyewius met him, and feww down a-at 
his feet, and w-wowshipped h-him. 

10:26 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew took him up, s-saying, Stand up; I mysewf awso am a m-man. 

10:27 And as he t-tawked with him, he went in, and f-found many that wewe 
come togethew. 

1-10:28 And he said u-unto t-them, Ye knyow how that it is an unwawfuw t-thing 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man that is a Jew to keep company, ow come u-unto onye of anyothew 
nyation; but God hath shewed m-me that I shouwd nyot caww any man common 
ow uncwean. 

10:29 Thewefowe came I u-unto you without gainsaying, as soon as I w-was 
sent fow: I ask thewefowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what intent ye have sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me? 10:30 
And Cownyewius said, Fouw days ago I w-was fasting untiw this h-houw; and 
a-at t-the nyinth (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw I pwayed in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-house, and, b-behowd, a man s-stood 
befowe m-me in bwight cwothing, 10:31 And said, Cownyewius, thy pwayew is 
heawd, and thinye awms awe h-had in w-wemembwance in t-the sight of God. 

10:32 Send thewefowe to Joppa, and caww hithew Simon, whose suwnyame is 
Petew; he is wodged in t-the house of onye Simon a tannyew by t-the sea 
s-side: who, when he cometh, shaww speak u-unto thee. 

10:33 Immediatewy thewefowe I sent to thee; and t-thou hast w-weww donye 
that t-thou awt come. Nyow thewefowe awe we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hewe pwesent befowe G-God, 
to h-heaw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe commanded thee of God. 

1-10:34 T-Then (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew openyed his mouth, and said, O-Of a twuth I pewceive 
that God is nyo wespectew of pewsons: 10:35 But in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyation he that 
feaweth him, and w-wowketh wighteousnyess, is accepted with h-him. 

10:36 The wowd which God sent u-unto t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, pweaching 
peace by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: (-(he is Wowd of aww:) 10:37 That wowd, I say, ye 
knyow, which w-was pubwished (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Judaea, and began fwom 
G-Gawiwee, aftew t-the baptism which (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John pweached; 10:38 How God anyointed 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth with t-the Howy Ghost and with powew: who went about 
doing g-good, and (☆ω☆) h-heawing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe oppwessed of t-the deviw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God 
w-was with h-him. 

10:39 And we awe witnyesses of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which he did both in t-the wand 
of t-the Jews, and in Jewusawem; whom they swew and hanged on a twee: 
1-10:40 H-Him God waised up t-the thiwd day, and shewed him openwy; 1-10:41 
Nyot to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, but u-unto witnyesses chosen befowe G-God, even to 
u-us, who did e-eat and dwink with him aftew he w-wose fwom t-the dead. 

10:42 And he commanded us to pweach u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and to t-testify 
that it is he which w-was o-owdainyed of God to be t-the Judge of quick and 
dead. 

10:43 To him g-give (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwophets witnyess, that thwough his nyame 
w-whosoevew b-bewieveth in him shaww weceive wemission of sins. 

10:44 Whiwe (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet spake these wowds, t-the Howy Ghost feww on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-them which heawd t-the wowd. 

10:45 And they of t-the ciwcumcision which bewieved wewe astonyished, as 
many as came with Petew, because that on t-the G-Gentiwes awso w-was pouwed 
out t-the gift of t-the Howy Ghost. 

10:46 Fow they heawd t-them speak with tongues, and magnyify God. T-Then 
answewed Petew, 10:47 Can any man fowbid watew, that these shouwd nyot 
be b-baptized, which have weceived t-the Howy Ghost as w-weww as ^.^ w-we? 10:48 
And he commanded t-them to be baptized in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd. T-Then 
pwayed they him to tawwy c-cewtain days. 

11:1 And t-the apostwes and (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that wewe in Judaea heawd that t-the 
G-Gentiwes h-had awso weceived t-the wowd of God. 

11:2 And when (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was come up to J-Jewusawem, they that wewe of t-the 
ciwcumcision (♡°▽°♡) c-contended with him, 11:3 Saying, T-Thou wentest in to men 
unciwcumcised, and didst e-eat with them. 

11:4 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew weheawsed t-the mattew fwom t-the beginnying, and expounded 
it by owdew u-unto t-them, s-saying, 11:5 I w-was in t-the city of J-Joppa 
pwaying: and in a twance I saw a vision, A-A c-cewtain vessew descend, as 
it h-had b-been a gweat sheet, wet down fwom heaven by fouw cownyews; and 
it came even to me: 11:6 Upon t-the which when I h-had (o-_-o) f-fastenyed minye eyes, 
I (ノωヽ) c-considewed, and saw f-fouwfooted b-beasts of t-the eawth, and wiwd beasts, 
and c-cweeping things, and f-fowws of t-the aiw. 

11:7 And I heawd a voice saying u-unto me, Awise, Petew; (✧∀✧)/ s-sway and eat. 

11:8 But I said, Nyot so, Wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyothing common ow uncwean hath a-at 
any time entewed into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

11:9 But t-the voice answewed m-me again fwom heaven, What God hath 
cweansed, that caww nyot t-thou (o_O) c-common. 

11:10 And this w-was donye thwee times: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wewe dwawn up again into 
heaven. 

11:11 And, b-behowd, immediatewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe thwee men awweady come u-unto 
t-the house whewe I was, sent fwom Caesawea u-unto me. 

11:12 And t-the Spiwit bade m-me go with t-them, nyothing doubting. Moweovew 
these six (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen accompanyied me, and we entewed into t-the man's 
house: 11:13 And he shewed us how he h-had s-seen an angew in his h-house, 
which s-stood and said u-unto him, Send men to Joppa, and caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Simon, 
whose suwnyame is Petew; 11:14 Who shaww teww thee wowds, wheweby t-thou 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thy house shaww be saved. 

11:15 And as I began to speak, t-the Howy Ghost feww on t-them, as on us 
a-at t-the beginnying. 

11:16 T-Then wemembewed I t-the wowd of t-the W-Wowd, how that he said, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John 
indeed baptized with watew; but ye shaww be baptized with t-the Howy 
Ghost. 

11:17 Fowasmuch t-then as God gave t-them t-the w-wike gift as he did u-unto u-us, 
who bewieved on t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; what w-was I, that I couwd 
w-withstand God? 11:18 When they heawd these things, they hewd theiw 
p-peace, and gwowified G-God, s-saying, T-Then hath God awso to t-the G-Gentiwes 
g-gwanted wepentance u-unto wife. 

11:19 Nyow they which wewe scattewed a-abwoad upon t-the p-pewsecution that 
awose about Stephen twavewwed as faw as Phenyice, and Cypwus, and 
Antioch, pweaching t-the wowd to nyonye but u-unto t-the Jews onwy. 

11:20 And s-some of t-them wewe men of Cypwus and Cywenye, which, when they 
wewe come to Antioch, spake u-unto t-the Gwecians, pweaching t-the WOWD 
Jesus. 

11:21 And t-the hand of t-the Wowd w-was with (=`ω´=) t-them: and a gweat (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew 
bewieved, and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto t-the Wowd. 

11:22 T-Then tidings of these things came u-unto t-the eaws of t-the chuwch 
which w-was in Jewusawem: and they sent fowth B-Bawnyabas, that he shouwd 
go as faw as Antioch. 

1-11:23 Who, when he came, and h-had s-seen t-the gwace of G-God, w-was g-gwad, and 
^-^ *teleports behind you* e-exhowted t-them a-aww, that with puwpose of heawt they w-wouwd cweave u-unto 
t-the Wowd. 

11:24 Fow he w-was a g-good ^.^ m-man, and f-fuww of t-the Howy Ghost and of faith: 
and m-much peopwe w-was a-added u-unto t-the Wowd. 

11:25 T-Then depawted Bawnyabas to Tawsus, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to seek Sauw: 11:26 And 
when he h-had f-found him, he b-bwought him u-unto Antioch. And it came to 
pass, that a w-whowe yeaw they assembwed themsewves with t-the c-chuwch, and 
taught m-much peopwe. And t-the discipwes wewe cawwed Chwistians fiwst in 
Antioch. 

11:27 And in these days came pwophets fwom Jewusawem u-unto Antioch. 

11:28 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood up onye of t-them nyamed A-Agabus, and signyified by 
t-the Spiwit that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be gweat deawth (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowwd: 
which came to pass in t-the days of Cwaudius Caesaw. 

1-11:29 T-Then t-the discipwes, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his abiwity, 
detewminyed to send wewief u-unto t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which d-dwewt in Judaea: 
11:30 W-Which awso they did, and sent it to t-the ewdews by t-the h-hands of 
Bawnyabas and Sauw. 

12:1 Nyow about that time Hewod t-the king stwetched fowth his h-hands to 
v-vex c-cewtain of t-the chuwch. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And he kiwwed James t-the b-bwothew of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John with t-the swowd. 

12:3 And because he saw it pweased t-the Jews, he p-pwoceeded f-fuwthew to 
o(>ω<)o t-take (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew awso. (Then wewe t-the days of unweavenyed bwead.) 12:4 And 
when he h-had appwehended him, he put him in pwison, and dewivewed him 
to fouw quatewnyions of sowdiews to keep h-him; intending aftew Eastew to 
bwing him fowth to t-the peopwe. 

1-12:5 (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew thewefowe w-was kept in p-pwison: but pwayew w-was m-made without 
ceasing of t-the chuwch u-unto God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-him. 

12:6 And when Hewod w-wouwd have b-bwought him fowth, t-the same nyight (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew 
w-was s-sweeping b-between two sowdiews, b-bound with two chains: and t-the 
keepews befowe t-the doow kept t-the pwison. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And, b-behowd, t-the angew of t-the Wowd came upon him, and a wight 
shinyed in t-the p-pwison: and he smote (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew on t-the side, and waised him 
up, s-saying, Awise up quickwy. And his c-chains feww off fwom his hands. 

12:8 And t-the angew said u-unto him, Giwd xDD t-thysewf, and bind on thy 
sandaws. 

And so he did. And he saith u-unto him, Cast thy gawment about thee, and 
fowwow me. 

12:9 And he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and f-fowwowed h-him; and w-wist nyot that it w-was twue 
which w-was donye by t-the angew; but thought he saw a vision. 

12:10 When they wewe past t-the fiwst and t-the second wawd, they came 
u-unto t-the (=`ω´=) *giggles shyly* i-iwon gate that weadeth u-unto t-the c-city; which openyed to t-them of 
his own accowd: and they went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and passed on thwough onye stweet; 
and fowthwith t-the angew depawted fwom h-him. 

1-12:11 And when (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was come to himsewf, he said, Nyow I knyow of a 
suwety, that t-the WOWD hath sent his angew, and hath dewivewed m-me out 
of t-the hand of Hewod, and fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the expectation of t-the peopwe of 
t-the Jews. 

12:12 And when he h-had considewed t-the thing, he came to t-the house of 
(　･ω･)☞ M-Mawy t-the mothew of John, whose suwnyame w-was Mawk; whewe many wewe 
gathewed togethew pwaying. 

12:13 And as (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew knyocked a-at t-the doow of t-the gate, a damsew came to 
h-heawken, nyamed Whoda. 

12:14 And when she knyew Petew's voice, she openyed nyot t-the gate (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
gwadnyess, but wan in, and towd how (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew s-stood befowe t-the gate. 

1-12:15 And they said u-unto hew, T-Thou awt m-mad. But she constantwy 
affiwmed that it w-was even so. T-Then said they, I-It is his angew. 

12:16 But (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew continyued knyocking: and when they h-had openyed t-the d-doow, 
and saw him, they wewe astonyished. 

12:17 But he, beckonying u-unto t-them with t-the hand to h-howd theiw p-peace, 
d-decwawed u-unto t-them how t-the Wowd h-had b-bwought him out of t-the pwison. And 
he said, Go s-shew these things u-unto James, and to t-the bwethwen. And he 
depawted, and went into anyothew pwace. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 Nyow as soon as it w-was day, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo smaww stiw among t-the 
sowdiews, what w-was become of Petew. 

12:19 And when Hewod h-had sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, and f-found him nyot, he 
examinyed t-the keepews, and commanded that they shouwd be put to death. 
And he went down fwom Judaea to Caesawea, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abode. 

12:20 And Hewod w-was (o_O)! h-highwy d-dispweased with t-them of T-Tywe and Sidon: but 
they came with onye accowd to him, and, h-having m-made Bwastus t-the king's 
chambewwain theiw fwiend, desiwed peace; because theiw c-countwy w-was 
n-nyouwished by t-the king's countwy. 

1-12:21 And upon a s-set day Hewod, awwayed in woyaw appawew, sat upon his 
t-thwonye, and m-made an owation u-unto them. 

12:22 And t-the peopwe gave a shout, s-saying, I-It is t-the voice of a (・_・ヾ g-god, 
and nyot of a m-man. 

12:23 And immediatewy t-the angew of t-the Wowd smote him, because he gave 
nyot God t-the gwowy: and he w-was eaten of wowms, and gave up t-the g-ghost. 

12:24 But t-the wowd of God gwew and muwtipwied. 

12:25 And Bawnyabas and Sauw wetuwnyed fwom J-Jewusawem, when they h-had 
fuwfiwwed theiw minyistwy, and took with t-them John, whose suwnyame w-was 
Mawk. 

13:1 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe in t-the chuwch that w-was a-at A-Antioch c-cewtain pwophets 
and teachews; as B-Bawnyabas, and S-Simeon that w-was cawwed ;;w;; N-Nyigew, and 
Wucius of Cywenye, and Manyaen, which h-had b-been b-bwought up with Hewod t-the 
tetwawch, and Sauw. 

13:2 As they minyistewed to t-the W-Wowd, and fasted, t-the Howy Ghost said, 
S-Sepawate m-me Bawnyabas and Sauw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk wheweunto I have cawwed 
them. 

13:3 And when they h-had fasted and pwayed, and w-waid theiw h-hands on 
t-them, they sent t-them away. 

13:4 S-So they, being sent fowth by t-the Howy Ghost, depawted u-unto 
Seweucia; and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence they saiwed to Cypwus. 

13:5 And when they wewe a-at Sawamis, they (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the wowd of God in 
t-the synyagogues of t-the Jews: and they h-had awso (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John to theiw m-minyistew. 

13:6 And when they h-had gonye thwough t-the iswe u-unto Paphos, they f-found a 
c-cewtain sowcewew, a f-fawse pwophet, a J-Jew, whose nyame w-was B-Bawjesus: 
13:7 W-Which w-was with t-the deputy of t-the countwy, S-Sewgius Pauwus, a 
pwudent man; who cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Bawnyabas and Sauw, and desiwed to h-heaw t-the 
wowd of God. 

13:8 But E-Ewymas t-the sowcewew (fow so is his nyame by i-intewpwetation) 
withstood t-them, seeking to tuwn away t-the deputy fwom t-the faith. 

13:9 T-Then Sauw, (who awso is cawwed Pauw,) fiwwed with t-the Howy Ghost, 
s-set his eyes on h-him. 

1-13:10 And said, O-O f-fuww of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww subtiwty and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mischief, t-thou c-chiwd of 
t-the deviw, t-thou enyemy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wighteousnyess, wiwt t-thou nyot cease to 
pewvewt t-the wight ways of t-the Wowd? 1-13:11 And n-nyow, b-behowd, t-the hand 
of t-the Wowd is upon thee, and t-thou shawt be bwind, nyot seeing t-the sun 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-season. And immediatewy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww on him a m-mist and a dawknyess; 
and he went about seeking s-some to wead him by t-the ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

13:12 T-Then t-the deputy, when he saw what w-was donye, bewieved, being 
astonyished a-at t-the doctwinye of t-the Wowd. 

13:13 Nyow when Pauw and his company w-woosed fwom Paphos, they came to 
Pewga in Pamphywia: and (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John d-depawting fwom t-them wetuwnyed to 
Jewusawem. 

13:14 But when they depawted fwom Pewga, they came to A-Antioch in 
Pisidia, and went into t-the synyagogue on t-the sabbath day, and sat down. 

13:15 And aftew t-the weading of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the pwophets t-the wuwews of 
t-the synyagogue sent u-unto t-them, s-saying, Ye men and bwethwen, if ye have 
any wowd of exhowtation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, say o-on. 

1-13:16 T-Then Pauw s-stood up, and beckonying with his hand said, Men of 
I-Iswaew, and ye that f-feaw G-God, g-give audience. 

13:17 The God of this peopwe of Iswaew chose ouw fathews, and exawted 
t-the peopwe when they d-dwewt as stwangews in t-the wand of Egypt, and with 
an high a-awm b-bwought he t-them out of it. 

13:18 And about t-the time of f-fowty yeaws suffewed he theiw mannyews in 
t-the wiwdewnyess. 

13:19 And when he h-had destwoyed seven nyations in t-the wand of Chanyaan, 
he d-divided theiw wand to t-them by wot. 

1-13:20 And aftew that he gave u-unto t-them ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges about t-the space of fouw 
hundwed and fifty yeaws, untiw S-Samuew t-the pwophet. 

13:21 And aftewwawd they desiwed a king: and God gave u-unto t-them Sauw 
t-the son of C-Cis, a man of t-the twibe of Benjamin, by t-the space of f-fowty 
yeaws. 

13:22 And when he h-had w-wemoved him, he waised up u-unto t-them David to be 
theiw king; to whom awso he gave theiw testimony, and said, I have 
f-found David t-the son of Jesse, a man aftew minye own heawt, which shaww 
fuwfiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wiww. 

13:23 O-Of this man's seed hath God a-accowding to his pwomise waised u-unto 
Iswaew a Saviouw, Jesus: 13:24 When (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John h-had fiwst (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached befowe his 
coming t-the baptism of wepentance to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe of Iswaew. 

13:25 And as (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John fuwfiwwed his c-couwse, he said, Whom think ye that I 
am? I am nyot he. B-But, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe cometh onye aftew me, whose shoes 
of his feet I am nyot wowthy to w-woose. 

13:26 Men and bwethwen, chiwdwen of t-the stock of A-Abwaham, and 
w-whosoevew among you feaweth G-God, to you is t-the wowd of this sawvation 
sent. 

13:27 Fow they that dweww a-at J-Jewusawem, and theiw wuwews, because they 
knyew him nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the v-voices of t-the pwophets which awe wead {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
sabbath day, they have fuwfiwwed t-them in condemnying h-him. 

13:28 And t-though they f-found nyo c-cause of death in him, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet desiwed they 
Piwate that he shouwd be swain. 

13:29 And when they h-had fuwfiwwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that w-was wwitten of him, they 
took him down fwom t-the twee, and w-waid him in a s-sepuwchwe. 

13:30 But God waised him fwom t-the dead: 13:31 And he w-was s-seen many 
days of t-them which came up with him fwom G-Gawiwee to J-Jewusawem, who awe 
his witnyesses u-unto t-the peopwe. 

~(>_<~) 1-13:32 And we decwawe u-unto you gwad tidings, how that t-the pwomise which 
w-was m-made u-unto t-the fathews, 13:33 God hath fuwfiwwed t-the same u-unto us 
theiw c-chiwdwen, in that he hath waised up ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus a-again; as it is awso 
wwitten in t-the second psawm, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Son, this day have I begotten 
thee. 

13:34 And as c-concewnying that he waised him up fwom t-the dead, nyow nyo 
mowe to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn to cowwuption, he said on this w-wise, I wiww g-give you 
t-the suwe mewcies of David. 

13:35 Whewefowe he saith awso in anyothew psawm, T-Thou shawt nyot s-suffew 
thinye Howy Onye to s-see cowwuption. 

13:36 Fow D-David, aftew he h-had sewved his own genyewation by t-the wiww of 
G-God, feww on sweep, and w-was w-waid u-unto his fathews, and saw c-cowwuption: 
13:37 But he, whom God waised again, saw nyo cowwuption. 

(☆▽☆) *shuffles closer* 1-13:38 (☆▽☆) B-Be it knyown u-unto you thewefowe, men and bwethwen, that thwough 
this man is (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto you t-the fowgivenyess of (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: 13:39 And by 
him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that bewieve awe j-justified fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, fwom which ye 
couwd nyot be j-justified by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of M-Moses. 

13:40 Bewawe thewefowe, west that come upon y-you, which is spoken of in 
t-the pwophets; 13:41 Behowd, ye despisews, and w-wondew, and pewish: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
I wowk a wowk in youw days, a wowk which ye shaww in nyo wise b-bewieve, 
t-though a man decwawe it u-unto you. 

13:42 And when t-the Jews wewe gonye out of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, t-the G-Gentiwes 
besought that these w-wowds m-might be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached to t-them t-the nyext sabbath. 

13:43 Nyow when t-the c-congwegation w-was bwoken up, many of t-the Jews and 
w-wewigious pwosewytes f-fowwowed Pauw and Bawnyabas: who, speaking to 
t-them, pewsuaded t-them to continyue in t-the gwace of God. 

13:44 And t-the nyext sabbath day came a-awmost t-the w-whowe city togethew to 
h-heaw t-the wowd of God. 

13:45 But when t-the Jews saw t-the (^ω~) m-muwtitudes, they wewe fiwwed with 
envy, and spake against those things which wewe spoken by Pauw, 
UwU c-contwadicting and bwaspheming. 

1-13:46 T-Then Pauw and Bawnyabas (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed bowd, and said, I-It w-was nyecessawy 
that t-the wowd of God shouwd fiwst have b-been spoken to you: but seeing 
ye put it fwom y-you, and j-judge youwsewves unwowthy of evewwasting w-wife, 
wo, we tuwn to t-the Gentiwes. 

1-13:47 Fow so hath t-the Wowd commanded u-us, s-saying, I have s-set thee to be 
a wight of t-the G-Gentiwes, that t-thou shouwdest be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sawvation u-unto t-the 
ends of t-the eawth. 

(o^ ^o)/ 1-13:48 And when t-the G-Gentiwes heawd this, they wewe g-gwad, and gwowified 
t-the wowd of t-the Wowd: and as many as wewe o-owdainyed to etewnyaw wife 
bewieved. 

13:49 And t-the wowd of t-the Wowd w-was pubwished (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
wegion. 

13:50 But t-the Jews stiwwed up t-the d-devout and honyouwabwe (*°▽°*) w-women, and t-the 
chief men of t-the city, and waised p-pewsecution against Pauw and 
B-Bawnyabas, and expewwed t-them out of theiw coasts. 

13:51 But they shook off t-the dust of theiw feet against t-them, and came 
u-unto Iconyium. 

13:52 And t-the discipwes wewe fiwwed with joy, and with t-the Howy Ghost. 

14:1 And it came to pass in Iconyium, that they went both togethew into 
t-the synyagogue of t-the Jews, and so spake, that a gweat muwtitude both 
of t-the Jews and awso of t-the Gweeks bewieved. 

14:2 But t-the unbewieving Jews stiwwed up t-the G-Gentiwes, and m-made theiw 
m-minds eviw affected against t-the bwethwen. 

14:3 W-Wong time thewefowe abode they speaking bowdwy in t-the W-Wowd, which 
gave t-testimony u-unto t-the wowd of his gwace, and g-gwanted signs and 
w-wondews to be donye by theiw hands. 

14:4 But t-the muwtitude of t-the city w-was d-divided: and pawt hewd with t-the 
Jews, and pawt with t-the apostwes. 

1-14:5 And when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was an assauwt m-made both of t-the G-Gentiwes, and awso 
of t-the Jews with theiw wuwews, to use t-them despitefuwwy, and to stonye 
t-them, 14:6 They wewe wawe of it, and fwed u-unto Wystwa and Dewbe, 
c-cities of W-Wycaonyia, and u-unto t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion that wieth (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about: 14:7 
And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew. 

14:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe sat a c-cewtain man a-at W-Wystwa, impotent in his feet, 
being a cwippwe fwom his (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb, who nyevew h-had w-wawked: 14:9 The 
same heawd Pauw speak: who stedfastwy behowding him, and pewceiving 
that he h-had f-faith to be heawed, 14:10 Said with a w-woud voice, Stand 
upwight on thy feet. And he w-weaped and wawked. 

14:11 And when t-the peopwe saw what Pauw h-had donye, they w-wifted up theiw 
voices, saying in t-the speech of W-Wycaonyia, The gods awe come down to us 
in t-the wikenyess of m-men. 

1-14:12 And they cawwed B-Bawnyabas, J-Jupitew; and Pauw, Mewcuwius, because 
he w-was t-the chief speakew. 

14:13 T-Then t-the pwiest of Jupitew, which w-was befowe theiw city, b-bwought 
oxen and gawwands u-unto t-the gates, and w-wouwd have donye sacwifice with 
t-the peopwe. 

14:14 W-Which when t-the apostwes, Bawnyabas and Pauw, heawd of, they went 
theiw cwothes, and wan in among t-the p-peopwe, cwying (* ^ ω ^) o-out, 1-14:15 And 
s-saying, Siws, why (^-^*)/ d-do ye these (o^▽^o) t-things? We awso awe men of w-wike passions 
with y-you, and pweach u-unto you that ye shouwd tuwn fwom these v-vanyities 
u-unto t-the wiving G-God, which m-made heaven, and eawth, and t-the sea, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe thewein: 14:16 Who in times past suffewed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
nyations to wawk in theiw own w-ways. 

14:17 Nyevewthewess he weft nyot himsewf without witnyess, in that he did 
g-good, and gave us wain fwom heaven, and f-fwuitfuw seasons, f-fiwwing ouw 
(x_x)V h-heawts with food and gwadnyess. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And with these sayings scawce westwainyed they t-the p-peopwe, that 
they h-had nyot donye sacwifice u-unto them. 

1-14:19 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came thithew c-cewtain Jews fwom A-Antioch and Iconyium, 
who pewsuaded t-the p-peopwe, and h-having stonyed Pauw, dwew him out of t-the 
city, supposing he h-had b-been dead. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 H-Howbeit, as t-the discipwes s-stood (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about him, he w-wose up, and 
came into t-the city: and t-the nyext day he depawted with Bawnyabas to 
Dewbe. 

1-14:21 And when they h-had (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew to that city, and h-had 
taught many, they wetuwnyed again to W-Wystwa, and to Iconyium, and 
Antioch, 14:22 Confiwming t-the s-souws of t-the discipwes, and exhowting 
t-them to continyue in t-the faith, and that we (* ^ ω ^) m-must thwough m-much 
twibuwation entew into t-the kingdom of God. 

14:23 And when they h-had o-owdainyed t-them ewdews in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy c-chuwch, and h-had 
pwayed with f-fasting, they c-commended t-them to t-the W-Wowd, on whom they 
bewieved. 

14:24 And aftew they h-had passed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout Pisidia, they came to 
Pamphywia. 

14:25 And when they h-had (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the wowd in Pewga, they went down 
into Attawia: 14:26 And (o´∀`o) t-thence saiwed to Antioch, fwom whence they h-had 
b-been wecommended to t-the gwace of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk which they 
f-fuwfiwwed. 

14:27 And when they wewe come, and h-had gathewed t-the chuwch togethew, 
they weheawsed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that God h-had donye with t-them, and how he h-had openyed 
t-the doow of f-faith u-unto t-the Gentiwes. 

14:28 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe they abode wong time with t-the d-discipwes. 

15:1 And c-cewtain men which came down fwom Judaea taught t-the bwethwen, 
and said, Except ye be ciwcumcised aftew t-the m-mannyew of Moses, ye 
c-cannyot be saved. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 When thewefowe Pauw and Bawnyabas h-had nyo smaww dissension and 
disputation with t-them, they detewminyed that Pauw and B-Bawnyabas, and 
c-cewtain othew of t-them, shouwd go up to Jewusawem u-unto t-the apostwes and 
ewdews about this question. 

1-15:3 And being b-bwought on theiw w-way by t-the c-chuwch, they passed thwough 
Phenyice and S-Samawia, decwawing t-the convewsion of t-the Gentiwes: and 
they caused gweat joy u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwethwen. 

:3 1-15:4 And when they wewe come to J-Jewusawem, they wewe weceived of t-the 
c-chuwch, and of t-the apostwes and ewdews, and they d-decwawed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things 
that God h-had donye with them. 

1-15:5 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wose up c-cewtain of t-the sect of t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees which 
bewieved, s-saying, That it w-was nyeedfuw to ciwcumcise t-them, and to 
command t-them to keep t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of M-Moses. 

15:6 And t-the apostwes and ewdews came togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to considew of this 
mattew. 

15:7 And when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe h-had b-been m-much disputing, (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-wose up, and said 
u-unto t-them, Men and bwethwen, ye knyow how that a g-good whiwe ago God 
m-made choice among u-us, that t-the G-Gentiwes by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth shouwd h-heaw t-the 
wowd of t-the gospew, and bewieve. 

15:8 And G-God, which k-knyoweth t-the heawts, bawe t-them witnyess, giving t-them 
t-the Howy Ghost, even as he did u-unto us; 15:9 And put nyo diffewence 
b-between us and t-them, p-puwifying theiw (x_x)V h-heawts by faith. 

15:10 Nyow thewefowe why t-tempt ye G-God, to put a ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke upon t-the nyeck of 
t-the discipwes, which nyeithew ouw f-fathews (=`ω´=) n-nyow we wewe abwe to beaw? 
15:11 But we bewieve that thwough t-the gwace of t-the WOWD ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist 
we shaww be saved, even as they. 

15:12 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude kept siwence, and gave audience to 
Bawnyabas and Pauw, decwawing what miwacwes and w-wondews God h-had wwought 
among t-the G-Gentiwes by them. 

1-15:13 And aftew they h-had hewd theiw p-peace, James answewed, s-saying, Men 
and bwethwen, heawken u-unto me: 15:14 S-Simeon hath d-decwawed how God a-at 
t-the fiwst did v-visit t-the G-Gentiwes, to o(>ω<)o t-take out of t-them a peopwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
nyame. 

15:15 And to this agwee t-the w-wowds of t-the pwophets; as it is wwitten, 
15:16 Aftew this I wiww wetuwn, and wiww buiwd again t-the tabewnyacwe of 
D-David, which is f-fawwen down; and I wiww buiwd again t-the wuins t-theweof, 
and I wiww s-set it up: 15:17 That t-the wesidue of men m-might seek aftew 
t-the W-Wowd, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the G-Gentiwes, upon whom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame is cawwed, saith t-the 
W-Wowd, who doeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things. 

15:18 Knyown u-unto God awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowks fwom t-the beginnying of t-the 
wowwd. 

1-15:19 Whewefowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sentence is, that we twoubwe nyot t-them, which fwom 
among t-the G-Gentiwes awe (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to G-God: 1-15:20 But that we wwite u-unto 
t-them, that they abstain fwom powwutions of idows, and fwom 
f-fownyication, and fwom things stwangwed, and fwom bwood. 

15:21 Fow Moses of o-owd time hath in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city t-them that pweach him, 
being wead in t-the synyagogues {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sabbath d-day. 

15:22 T-Then pweased it t-the apostwes and ewdews with t-the w-whowe c-chuwch, 
to send chosen men of theiw own company to A-Antioch with Pauw and 
B-Bawnyabas; nyamewy, (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas s-suwnyamed Bawsabas and Siwas, chief men among 
t-the b-bwethwen: 1-15:23 And they wwote wettews by t-them aftew this mannyew; 
The apostwes and ewdews and (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen send gweeting u-unto t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
which awe of t-the G-Gentiwes in A-Antioch and Sywia and Ciwicia. 

1-15:24 Fowasmuch as we have heawd, that c-cewtain which went out fwom us 
have twoubwed you with wowds, subvewting youw souws, s-saying, Ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must 
be (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, and keep t-the waw: to whom we gave nyo such commandment: 
15:25 I-It seemed g-good u-unto u-us, being assembwed with onye accowd, to send 
chosen men u-unto you with ouw bewoved Bawnyabas and Pauw, 15:26 Men that 
have hazawded theiw wives (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyame of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

15:27 We have sent thewefowe (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas and Siwas, who shaww awso teww you 
t-the same things by mouth. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 Fow it seemed g-good to t-the Howy Ghost, and to u-us, to way upon you 
nyo gweatew ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden than these nyecessawy things; ;;w;; 1-15:29 That ye abstain 
fwom meats offewed to idows, and fwom bwood, and fwom things 
stwangwed, and fwom fownyication: fwom which if ye keep youwsewves, ye 
shaww (^-^*)/ d-do weww. Fawe ye weww. 

15:30 S-So when they wewe dismissed, they came to Antioch: and when they 
h-had gathewed t-the muwtitude togethew, they dewivewed t-the epistwe: 15:31 
W-Which when they h-had wead, they w-wejoiced (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the consowation. 

15:32 And (＾• ω •＾) J-Judas and Siwas, being pwophets awso themsewves, ^-^ *teleports behind you* e-exhowted 
t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen with many wowds, and o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed them. 

1-15:33 And aftew they h-had t-tawwied (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a space, they wewe wet go in 
peace fwom t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen u-unto t-the apostwes. 

15:34 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding it pweased Siwas to abide (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

1-15:35 Pauw awso and Bawnyabas continyued in Antioch, teaching and 
pweaching t-the wowd of t-the W-Wowd, with many othews awso. 

1-15:36 And s-some days aftew Pauw said u-unto B-Bawnyabas, Wet us go again and 
v-visit ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city whewe we have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the wowd of 
t-the WOWD, and s-see how they do. 

1-15:37 And Bawnyabas detewminyed to o(>ω<)o t-take with t-them John, whose suwnyame 
w-was Mawk. 

1-15:38 But Pauw thought nyot g-good to o(>ω<)o t-take him with t-them, who depawted 
fwom t-them fwom Pamphywia, and went nyot with t-them to t-the wowk. 

15:39 And t-the c-contention w-was so shawp b-between t-them, that they depawted 
asundew onye fwom t-the othew: and so Bawnyabas took Mawk, and saiwed u-unto 
Cypwus; 1-15:40 And Pauw chose Siwas, and depawted, being wecommended by 
t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen u-unto t-the gwace of God. 

15:41 And he went thwough Sywia and Ciwicia, confiwming t-the c-chuwches. 

16:1 T-Then came he to Dewbe and Wystwa: and, b-behowd, a c-cewtain discipwe 
w-was thewe, nyamed Timotheus, t-the son of a c-cewtain woman, which w-was a 
Jewess, and (ノωヽ) b-bewieved; but his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was a Gweek: 16:2 W-Which w-was w-weww 
wepowted of by t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that wewe a-at Wystwa and Iconyium. 

16:3 H-Him w-wouwd Pauw have to go fowth with h-him; and took and 
ciwcumcised him because of t-the Jews which wewe in those quawtews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
they knyew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that his o(>ω<)o f-fathew w-was a Gweek. 

16:4 And as they went thwough t-the cities, they dewivewed t-them t-the 
decwees (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to k-keep, that wewe o-owdainyed of t-the apostwes and ewdews 
which wewe a-at Jewusawem. 

16:5 And so wewe t-the chuwches estabwished in t-the faith, and incweased 
in (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew daiwy. 

1-16:6 Nyow when they h-had gonye (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout Phwygia and t-the (o^ ^o) *twerks* w-wegion of 
G-Gawatia, and wewe fowbidden of t-the Howy Ghost to pweach t-the wowd in 
Asia, 16:7 Aftew they wewe come to M-Mysia, they assayed to go into 
Bithynyia: but t-the Spiwit suffewed t-them n-nyot. 

16:8 And they p-passing by Mysia came down to T-Twoas. 

1-16:9 And a vision appeawed to Pauw in t-the nyight; Thewe s-stood a man of 
M-Macedonyia, and pwayed him, s-saying, Come o-ovew into M-Macedonyia, and hewp 
us. 

1-16:10 And aftew he h-had s-seen t-the vision, immediatewy we e-endeavouwed to 
go into M-Macedonyia, assuwedwy gathewing that t-the Wowd h-had cawwed us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
to pweach t-the gospew u-unto them. 

16:11 Thewefowe (;;;*_*) w-woosing fwom Twoas, we came with a stwaight couwse to 
Samothwacia, and t-the nyext day to Nyeapowis; 1-16:12 And fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence to 
Phiwippi, which is t-the chief city of that pawt of M-Macedonyia, and a 
cowony: and we wewe in that city (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding c-cewtain days. 

16:13 And on t-the sabbath we went out of t-the city by a wivew side, 
whewe pwayew w-was wont to be m-made; and we sat down, and spake u-unto t-the 
w-women which wesowted thithew. 

1-16:14 And a c-cewtain woman nyamed Wydia, a sewwew of puwpwe, of t-the city 
of T-Thyatiwa, which w-wowshipped G-God, heawd us: whose heawt t-the Wowd 
openyed, that she (>_<) a-attended u-unto t-the things which wewe spoken of Pauw. 

xDD 1-16:15 And when she w-was b-baptized, and hew h-househowd, she besought u-us, 
s-saying, If ye have judged m-me to be faithfuw to t-the W-Wowd, come into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
h-house, and abide thewe. And she constwainyed us. 

16:16 And it came to pass, as we went to pwayew, a c-cewtain damsew 
p-possessed with a spiwit of divinyation met u-us, which b-bwought hew 
mastews m-much gain by (-ω-、) s-soothsaying: 1-16:17 The same f-fowwowed Pauw and u-us, 
and cwied, s-saying, These men awe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of t-the most high G-God, 
which s-shew u-unto us t-the w-way of s-sawvation. 

1-16:18 And this did she many days. But Pauw, being gwieved, (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed and 
said to t-the spiwit, I command thee in t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist to come 
out of hew. 

And he came out t-the same h-houw. 

16:19 And when hew mastews saw that t-the hope of theiw gains w-was gonye, 
they caught Pauw and Siwas, and dwew t-them into t-the m-mawketpwace u-unto 
t-the wuwews, 16:20 And b-bwought t-them to t-the magistwates, s-saying, These 
men, being Jews, (^-^*)/ d-do e-exceedingwy twoubwe ouw city, 16:21 And t-teach 
customs, which awe nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us to weceive, nyeithew to obsewve, 
being Womans. 

16:22 And t-the muwtitude w-wose up togethew against (=`ω´=) t-them: and t-the 
magistwates went off theiw cwothes, and commanded to beat them. 

1-16:23 And when they h-had w-waid many stwipes upon t-them, they cast t-them 
into pwison, c-chawging t-the jaiwow to keep t-them s-safewy: 16:24 Who, 
h-having weceived such a c-chawge, thwust t-them into t-the innyew pwison, and 
m-made theiw feet fast in t-the stocks. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 And a-at midnyight Pauw and Siwas pwayed, and sang p-pwaises u-unto 
G-God: and t-the pwisonyews heawd them. 

16:26 And suddenwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a gweat eawthquake, so that t-the 
foundations of t-the pwison wewe shaken: and immediatewy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the doows 
wewe openyed, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye's bands wewe woosed. 

16:27 And t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the pwison a-awaking out of his sweep, and 
seeing t-the pwison doows open, he dwew out his swowd, and w-wouwd have 
kiwwed himsewf, supposing that t-the pwisonyews h-had b-been fwed. 

1-16:28 But Pauw cwied with a w-woud voice, s-saying, Do t-thysewf nyo h-hawm: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hewe. 

16:29 T-Then he cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wight, and spwang in, and came twembwing, 
and feww down befowe Pauw and Siwas, 16:30 And b-bwought t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and 
said, Siws, what (* ^ ω ^) m-must I (^-^*)/ d-do to be saved? 16:31 And they said, Bewieve 
on t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and t-thou shawt be saved, and thy house. 

16:32 And they spake u-unto him t-the wowd of t-the W-Wowd, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
wewe in his house. 

1-16:33 And he took t-them t-the same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of t-the nyight, and washed theiw 
stwipes; and w-was b-baptized, he and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his, stwaightway. 

16:34 And when he h-had b-bwought t-them into his h-house, he s-set meat befowe 
t-them, and wejoiced, b-bewieving in God with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his house. 

16:35 And when it w-was day, t-the magistwates sent t-the s-sewjeants, s-saying, 
Wet those men go. 

16:36 And t-the (* ^ ω ^) k-keepew of t-the pwison towd this saying to Pauw, The 
magistwates have sent to wet you go: nyow thewefowe depawt, and go in 
p-peace. 

16:37 But Pauw said u-unto t-them, They have beaten us openwy uncondemnyed, 
being Womans, and have cast us into pwison; and nyow (^-^*)/ d-do they thwust us 
out pwiviwy? nyay vewiwy; but wet t-them come themsewves and fetch us 
＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

1-16:38 And t-the sewjeants towd these w-wowds u-unto t-the magistwates: and 
they feawed, when they heawd that they wewe Womans. 

16:39 And they came and besought t-them, and b-bwought t-them (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and 
desiwed t-them to depawt out of t-the city. 

＼(≧▽≦)／ 1-16:40 And they went out of t-the pwison, and entewed into t-the house of 
(＃￣ω￣) W-Wydia: and when they h-had s-seen t-the bwethwen, they c-comfowted t-them, and 
depawted. 

17:1 Nyow when they h-had passed thwough Amphipowis and A-Apowwonyia, they 
came to Thessawonyica, whewe w-was a synyagogue of t-the Jews: 17:2 And 
Pauw, as his m-mannyew was, went in u-unto t-them, and thwee sabbath days 
weasonyed with t-them out of t-the scwiptuwes, 17:3 Openying and awweging, 
that Chwist (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds have suffewed, and wisen again fwom t-the dead; 
and that this Jesus, whom I pweach u-unto y-you, is (T_T) C-Chwist. 

17:4 And s-some of t-them bewieved, and consowted with Pauw and Siwas; and 
of t-the d-devout Gweeks a gweat muwtitude, and of t-the chief w-women nyot a 
few. 

17:5 But t-the Jews which bewieved nyot, moved with envy, took u-unto t-them 
c-cewtain wewd fewwows of t-the ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-basew sowt, and gathewed a company, and 
s-set (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city on an upwoaw, and (*・ω・)ﾉ a-assauwted t-the house of Jason, and 
sought to bwing t-them out to t-the peopwe. 

17:6 And when they f-found t-them nyot, they dwew Jason and c-cewtain 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen u-unto t-the wuwews of t-the city, cwying, These that have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed 
t-the wowwd upside down awe come hithew awso; 17:7 Whom Jason hath 
weceived: and these (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (^-^*)/ d-do contwawy to t-the decwees of Caesaw, saying 
that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is anyothew king, onye Jesus. 

1-17:8 And they twoubwed t-the peopwe and t-the wuwews of t-the city, when 
they heawd these things. 

17:9 And when they h-had taken secuwity of Jason, and of t-the othew, they 
wet t-them go. 

17:10 And t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen immediatewy sent away Pauw and Siwas by nyight 
u-unto (♡°▽°♡) B-Bewea: who coming thithew went into t-the synyagogue of t-the Jews. 

17:11 These wewe mowe n-nyobwe than those in Thessawonyica, in that they 
weceived t-the wowd with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww weadinyess of mind, and seawched t-the 
scwiptuwes d-daiwy, whethew those things wewe so. 

17:12 Thewefowe many of t-them (ノωヽ) b-bewieved; awso of honyouwabwe w-women which 
wewe Gweeks, and of men, nyot a few. 

17:13 But when t-the Jews of Thessawonyica h-had k-knyowwedge that t-the wowd of 
God w-was (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached of Pauw a-at Bewea, they came thithew awso, and stiwwed 
up t-the peopwe. 

17:14 And t-then immediatewy t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen sent away Pauw to go as it 
wewe to t-the sea: but Siwas and Timotheus abode (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And they that c-conducted Pauw b-bwought him u-unto Athens: and 
weceiving a commandment u-unto Siwas and Timotheus (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to come to him 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww speed, they depawted. 

17:16 Nyow whiwe Pauw waited (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them a-at (＞ｍ＜) A-Athens, his spiwit w-was stiwwed 
in him, when he saw t-the city whowwy given to idowatwy. 

17:17 Thewefowe disputed he in t-the synyagogue with t-the Jews, and with 
t-the d-devout p-pewsons, and in t-the mawket daiwy with t-them that met with 
h-him. 

17:18 T-Then c-cewtain phiwosophews of t-the E-Epicuweans, and of t-the Stoicks, 
e-encountewed h-him. And s-some said, What wiww this babbwew say? othew 
s-some, He seemeth to be a s-settew fowth of s-stwange gods: because he 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto t-them Jesus, and t-the wesuwwection. 

17:19 And they took him, and b-bwought him u-unto Aweopagus, s-saying, May 
we knyow what this nyew doctwinye, wheweof t-thou speakest, is? 17:20 Fow 
t-thou b-bwingest c-cewtain s-stwange things to ouw eaws: we w-wouwd knyow 
thewefowe what these things mean. 

17:21 (Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (o^▽^o) *twerks* A-Athenyians and stwangews which wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe spent 
theiw time in nyothing ewse, but eithew to t-teww, ow to h-heaw s-some nyew 
t-thing.) 17:22 T-Then Pauw s-stood in t-the m-midst of Maws' h-hiww, and said, 
Ye men of (＞ｍ＜) A-Athens, I pewceive that in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things ye awe too 
supewstitious. 

17:23 Fow as I passed by, and behewd youw devotions, I f-found an awtaw 
with this inscwiption, TO THE UNKNyOWN G-GOD. Whom thewefowe ye 
i-ignyowantwy wowship, him decwawe I u-unto you. 

17:24 God that m-made t-the wowwd and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things thewein, seeing that he 
is Wowd of heaven and eawth, d-dwewweth nyot in tempwes m-made with hands; 
17:25 N-Nyeithew is w-wowshipped with men's hands, as t-though he n-nyeeded any 
thing, seeing he giveth to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wife, and bweath, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; 17:26 
And hath m-made of onye ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations of men (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to dweww on (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
f-face of t-the eawth, and hath detewminyed t-the times befowe appointed, and 
t-the bounds of theiw habitation; 17:27 That they shouwd seek t-the W-Wowd, 
if ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *sighs* h-hapwy they m-might feew aftew him, and f-find him, t-though he be nyot faw 
fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of us: 17:28 Fow in him we wive, and move, and have ouw 
(つ✧ω✧)つ b-being; as c-cewtain awso of youw own poets have said, Fow we awe awso 
his offspwing. 

17:29 Fowasmuch t-then as we awe t-the o-offspwing of G-God, we ought nyot to 
think that t-the G-Godhead is w-wike u-unto gowd, ow s-siwvew, ow stonye, gwaven 
by awt and man's device. 

17:30 And t-the times of this ignyowance God winked at; but nyow 
commandeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe to wepent: 17:31 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because he hath 
appointed a day, in t-the which he wiww j-judge t-the wowwd in wighteousnyess 
by that man whom he hath owdainyed; wheweof he hath given assuwance 
u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, in that he hath waised him fwom t-the dead. 

17:32 And when they heawd of t-the wesuwwection of t-the dead, s-some 
mocked: and othews said, We wiww h-heaw thee again of this mattew. 

17:33 S-So Pauw depawted fwom among them. 

17:34 Howbeit c-cewtain men (＞ｍ＜) c-cwave u-unto him, and bewieved: among t-the 
which w-was Dionysius t-the A-Aweopagite, and a woman nyamed Damawis, and 
othews with them. 

18:1 Aftew these things Pauw depawted fwom (＞ｍ＜) A-Athens, and came to 
C-Cowinth; 18:2 And f-found a c-cewtain Jew nyamed A-Aquiwa, bown in Pontus, 
watewy come fwom Itawy, with his wife P-Pwisciwwa; (because that 
Cwaudius h-had commanded (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Jews to depawt fwom Wome:) and came u-unto 
them. 

18:3 And because he w-was of t-the same cwaft, he abode with t-them, and 
w-wwought: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by theiw occupation they wewe tentmakews. 

18:4 And he weasonyed in t-the synyagogue {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sabbath, and pewsuaded t-the 
Jews and t-the Gweeks. 

18:5 And when Siwas and Timotheus wewe come fwom M-Macedonyia, Pauw w-was 
pwessed in t-the spiwit, and testified to t-the Jews that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

18:6 And when they opposed themsewves, and bwasphemed, he shook his 
waiment, and said u-unto t-them, Youw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood be upon youw own heads; I am 
cwean; fwom hencefowth I wiww go u-unto t-the Gentiwes. 

18:7 And he depawted thence, and entewed into a c-cewtain man's h-house, 
nyamed ╰(▔∀▔)╯ J-Justus, onye that w-wowshipped G-God, whose house j-joinyed hawd to t-the 
synyagogue. 

18:8 And C-Cwispus, t-the chief wuwew of t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, bewieved on t-the 
Wowd with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-house; and many of t-the Cowinthians heawing bewieved, 
and wewe baptized. 

18:9 T-Then spake t-the Wowd to Pauw in t-the nyight by a vision, (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot 
afwaid, but speak, and h-howd nyot thy peace: 18:10 Fow I am with thee, 
and nyo man shaww s-set on thee to (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have m-much peopwe in 
this city. 

1-18:11 And he continyued (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a yeaw and six months, teaching t-the wowd 
of God among them. 

18:12 And when Gawwio w-was t-the deputy of A-Achaia, t-the Jews m-made 
insuwwection with onye accowd against Pauw, and b-bwought him to t-the 
j-judgment s-seat, 18:13 Saying, This f-fewwow pewsuadeth men to w-wowship God 
contwawy to t-the waw. 

18:14 And when Pauw w-was nyow about to open his mouth, Gawwio said u-unto 
t-the Jews, If it wewe a mattew of w-wwong ow wicked w-wewdnyess, O-O ye Jews, 
w-weason w-wouwd that I shouwd beaw with you: 18:15 But if it be a 
question of w-wowds and nyames, and of youw w-waw, wook ye to it; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
wiww be nyo j-judge of such mattews. 

18:16 And he dwave t-them fwom t-the j-judgment ~(>_<~) s-seat. 

18:17 T-Then (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Gweeks took Sosthenyes, t-the chief wuwew of t-the 
(=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and beat him befowe t-the j-judgment ~(>_<~) s-seat. And Gawwio cawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
nyonye of those things. 

18:18 And Pauw aftew this t-tawwied (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a g-good whiwe, and t-then 
took his weave of t-the bwethwen, and saiwed (o´∀`o) t-thence into Sywia, and with 
him P-Pwisciwwa and Aquiwa; h-having s-shown his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head in Cenchwea: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
h-had a vow. 

18:19 And he came to E-Ephesus, and weft t-them thewe: but he himsewf 
entewed into t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and weasonyed with t-the Jews. 

18:20 When they desiwed him to tawwy wongew time with t-them, he 
c-consented n-nyot; 1-18:21 But bade t-them faweweww, s-saying, I (* ^ ω ^) m-must by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
means keep this (♡°▽°♡) f-feast that cometh in Jewusawem: but I wiww (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn 
again u-unto y-you, if God wiww. And he saiwed fwom Ephesus. 

18:22 And when he h-had wanded a-at Caesawea, and gonye up, and sawuted t-the 
c-chuwch, he went down to Antioch. 

1-18:23 And aftew he h-had spent s-some time thewe, he depawted, and went 
o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-countwy of Gawatia and Phwygia in owdew, stwengthenying 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the d-discipwes. 

18:24 And a c-cewtain Jew nyamed Apowwos, bown a-at Awexandwia, an ewoquent 
^.^ m-man, and mighty in t-the scwiptuwes, came to Ephesus. 

18:25 This man w-was instwucted in t-the w-way of t-the Wowd; and being 
fewvent in t-the spiwit, he spake and taught diwigentwy t-the things of 
t-the W-Wowd, knyowing onwy t-the baptism of John. 

18:26 And he began to speak bowdwy in t-the synyagogue: whom when Aquiwa 
and P-Pwisciwwa h-had heawd, they took him u-unto t-them, and expounded u-unto 
him t-the w-way of God mowe pewfectwy. 

18:27 And when he w-was disposed to pass into A-Achaia, t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
wwote, exhowting t-the discipwes to weceive him: who, when he w-was come, 
hewped t-them m-much which h-had bewieved thwough gwace: 18:28 Fow he 
mightiwy convinced t-the Jews, and that pubwickwy, shewing by t-the 
scwiptuwes that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was (T_T) C-Chwist. 

19:1 And it came to pass, that, whiwe ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Apowwos w-was a-at Cowinth, Pauw 
h-having passed thwough t-the (--_--) u-uppew coasts came to Ephesus: and finding 
c-cewtain discipwes, 19:2 He said u-unto t-them, H-Have ye weceived t-the Howy 
Ghost since ye bewieved? And they said u-unto him, We have nyot so m-much 
as heawd whethew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any Howy Ghost. 

19:3 And he said u-unto t-them, Unto what t-then wewe ye baptized? And they 
said, Unto John's baptism. 

19:4 T-Then said Pauw, (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John vewiwy baptized with t-the baptism of 
wepentance, saying u-unto t-the p-peopwe, that they shouwd bewieve on him 
which shouwd come aftew him, that is, on Chwist Jesus. 

19:5 When they heawd this, they wewe baptized in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd 
Jesus. 

1-19:6 And when Pauw h-had w-waid his h-hands upon t-them, t-the Howy Ghost came 
on t-them; and they spake with tongues, and pwophesied. 

19:7 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the men wewe about twewve. 

19:8 And he went into t-the (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and spake bowdwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the space of 
thwee months, disputing and pewsuading t-the things c-concewnying t-the 
kingdom of God. 

19:9 But when divews wewe h-hawdenyed, and bewieved nyot, but spake eviw 
of that w-way befowe t-the muwtitude, he depawted fwom t-them, and sepawated 
t-the discipwes, disputing daiwy in t-the ต(=ω=)ต s-schoow of onye Tywannyus. 

19:10 And this continyued by t-the space of two yeaws; so that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they 
which d-dwewt in Asia heawd t-the wowd of t-the Wowd Jesus, both Jews and 
Gweeks. 

1-19:11 And God wwought speciaw miwacwes by t-the h-hands of Pauw: (o^ ^o) 1-19:12 S-So 
that fwom his body wewe b-bwought u-unto t-the sick h-handkewchiefs ow apwons, 
and t-the diseases depawted fwom t-them, and t-the eviw s-spiwits went out of 
them. 

19:13 T-Then c-cewtain of t-the vagabond Jews, e-exowcists, took upon t-them to 
caww o-ovew t-them which h-had eviw s-spiwits t-the nyame of t-the WOWD Jesus, 
s-saying, We adjuwe you by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus whom Pauw p-pweacheth. 

19:14 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven sons of onye Sceva, a J-Jew, and chief of t-the 
p-pwiests, which did so. 

19:15 And t-the eviw spiwit answewed and said, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus I knyow, and Pauw I 
knyow; but who awe ye? 19:16 And t-the man in whom t-the eviw spiwit w-was 
w-weaped on t-them, and ovewcame t-them, and p-pwevaiwed against t-them, so that 
they fwed out of that house nyaked and wounded. 

19:17 And this w-was knyown to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews and Gweeks awso dwewwing a-at 
Ephesus; and f-feaw feww on t-them a-aww, and t-the nyame of t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus w-was 
magnyified. 

19:18 And many that bewieved came, and c-confessed, and shewed theiw 
deeds. 

19:19 Many of t-them awso which used c-cuwious awts b-bwought theiw books 
togethew, and buwnyed t-them befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men: and they c-counted t-the p-pwice 
of t-them, and f-found it fifty t-thousand pieces of siwvew. 

19:20 S-So mightiwy gwew t-the wowd of God and p-pwevaiwed. 

19:21 Aftew these things wewe ended, Pauw p-puwposed in t-the spiwit, when 
he h-had passed thwough M-Macedonyia and A-Achaia, to go to J-Jewusawem, 
s-saying, Aftew I have b-been thewe, I (* ^ ω ^) m-must awso s-see Wome. 

1-19:22 S-So he sent into M-Macedonyia two of t-them that minyistewed u-unto him, 
Timotheus and Ewastus; but he himsewf stayed in Asia (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-season. 

19:23 And t-the same time (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose nyo smaww stiw about that way. 

19:24 Fow a c-cewtain man nyamed Demetwius, a siwvewsmith, which m-made 
s-siwvew shwinyes (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Dianya, b-bwought nyo smaww gain u-unto t-the c-cwaftsmen; 
19:25 Whom he cawwed togethew with t-the wowkmen of w-wike occupation, and 
said, Siws, ye knyow that by this (=^･ｪ･^=) *notices bulge* c-cwaft we have ouw weawth. 

19:26 Moweovew ye s-see and h-heaw, that nyot awonye a-at E-Ephesus, but a-awmost 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Asia, this Pauw hath pewsuaded and (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away m-much 
p-peopwe, saying that they be nyo gods, which awe m-made with hands: 19:27 
S-So that nyot onwy this ouw (=^･ｪ･^=) *notices bulge* c-cwaft is in dangew to be s-set a-at nyought; but 
awso that t-the tempwe of t-the gweat goddess D-Dianya shouwd be d-despised, 
and hew magnyificence shouwd be destwoyed, whom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Asia and t-the wowwd 
wowshippeth. 

19:28 And when they heawd these sayings, they wewe f-fuww of wwath, and 
cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, s-saying, Gweat is D-Dianya of t-the E-Ephesians. 

19:29 And t-the w-whowe city w-was fiwwed with confusion: and h-having caught 
Gaius and Awistawchus, men of M-Macedonyia, Pauw's companyions in (≧◡≦) *cries* t-twavew, 
they wushed with onye accowd into t-the theatwe. 

1-19:30 And when Pauw w-wouwd have entewed in u-unto t-the p-peopwe, t-the 
discipwes suffewed him n-nyot. 

19:31 And c-cewtain of t-the chief of Asia, which wewe his ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fwiends, sent 
u-unto him, desiwing him that he w-wouwd nyot adventuwe himsewf into t-the 
theatwe. 

19:32 Some thewefowe cwied onye thing, and s-some anyothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
assembwy w-was c-confused: and t-the mowe pawt knyew nyot (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe they wewe 
come togethew. 

19:33 And they dwew A-Awexandew out of t-the muwtitude, t-the Jews putting 
him fowwawd. And A-Awexandew beckonyed with t-the hand, and w-wouwd have m-made 
his defence u-unto t-the peopwe. 

19:34 But when they knyew that he w-was a J-Jew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww with onye voice about 
t-the space of two houws cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, Gweat is D-Dianya of t-the E-Ephesians. 

19:35 And when t-the towncwewk h-had appeased t-the p-peopwe, he said, Ye men 
of E-Ephesus, what man is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe that k-knyoweth nyot how that t-the city of 
t-the Ephesians is a wowshippew of t-the gweat goddess Dianya, and of t-the 
i-image which feww down fwom Jupitew? 19:36 Seeing t-then that these 
things c-cannyot be spoken against, ye ought to be quiet, and to (^-^*)/ d-do 
nyothing washwy. 

19:37 Fow ye have b-bwought hithew these men, which awe nyeithew wobbews 
of chuwches, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet bwasphemews of youw goddess. 

19:38 Whewefowe if Demetwius, and t-the cwaftsmen which awe with him, 
have a mattew against any ^.^ m-man, t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is open, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe 
deputies: wet t-them impwead onye anyothew. 

19:39 But if ye enquiwe any t-thing c-concewnying othew mattews, it shaww 
be detewminyed in a wawfuw a-assembwy. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-19:40 Fow we awe in dangew to be cawwed in question (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this day's 
upwoaw, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe being nyo c-cause wheweby we may g-give an ( ~*-*)~ a-account of this 
concouwse. 

19:41 And when he h-had thus spoken, he dismissed t-the a-assembwy. 

20:1 And aftew t-the upwoaw w-was ceased, Pauw cawwed u-unto him t-the 
discipwes, and e-embwaced t-them, and depawted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to go into M-Macedonyia. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And when he h-had gonye o-ovew those pawts, and h-had given t-them m-much 
exhowtation, he came into Gweece, 20:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe abode thwee months. 
And when t-the Jews w-waid wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, as he w-was about to saiw into 
Sywia, he p-puwposed to (´-ω-`) *screams* w-wetuwn thwough M-Macedonyia. 

20:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe accompanyied him into Asia Sopatew of B-Bewea; and of t-the 
Thessawonyians, Awistawchus and S-Secundus; and Gaius of Dewbe, and 
Timotheus; and of Asia, T-Tychicus and Twophimus. 

20:5 These g-going befowe t-tawwied (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us a-at T-Twoas. 

20:6 And we saiwed away fwom Phiwippi aftew t-the days of unweavenyed 
bwead, and came u-unto t-them to T-Twoas in five days; whewe we abode seven 
days. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And upon t-the fiwst day of t-the uWu w-week, when t-the discipwes came 
togethew to bweak bwead, Pauw (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto t-them, weady to depawt on 
t-the mowwow; and continyued his speech untiw (;;;*_*) m-midnyight. 

20:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe many wights in t-the (--_--) u-uppew chambew, whewe they wewe 
gathewed togethew. 

20:9 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe sat in a window a c-cewtain young man nyamed Eutychus, 
being f-fawwen into a (☆▽☆) d-deep sweep: and as Pauw w-was wong pweaching, he 
sunk down with sweep, and feww down fwom t-the thiwd woft, and w-was taken 
up dead. 

20:10 And Pauw went down, and feww on him, and embwacing him said, 
Twoubwe nyot y-youwsewves; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his wife is in h-him. 

2-20:11 When he thewefowe w-was come up again, and h-had bwoken bwead, and 
eaten, and t-tawked a wong whiwe, even tiww bweak of day, so he 
depawted. 

2-20:12 And they b-bwought t-the young man awive, and wewe nyot a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
comfowted. 

2-20:13 And we went befowe to ship, and saiwed u-unto Assos, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
intending to o(>ω<)o t-take in Pauw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow so h-had he appointed, minding himsewf to 
go a-afoot. 

2-20:14 And when he met with us a-at Assos, we took him in, and came to 
Mitywenye. 

2-20:15 And we saiwed thence, and came t-the nyext day o-ovew against UwU C-Chios; 
and t-the nyext day we awwived a-at Samos, and t-tawwied a-at Twogywwium; and 
t-the nyext day we came to Miwetus. 

20:16 Fow Pauw h-had detewminyed to saiw by E-Ephesus, because he w-wouwd nyot 
s-spend t-the time in Asia: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hasted, if it wewe p-possibwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him, to 
be a-at Jewusawem t-the day of Pentecost. 

2-20:17 And fwom Miwetus he sent to E-Ephesus, and cawwed t-the ewdews of 
t-the chuwch. 

20:18 And when they wewe come to him, he said u-unto t-them, Ye knyow, fwom 
t-the fiwst day that I came into Asia, aftew what m-mannyew I have b-been 
with you a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww seasons, 2-20:19 Sewving t-the WOWD with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww humiwity of 
mind, and with many teaws, and temptations, which befeww m-me by t-the 
wying in wait of t-the Jews: 20:20 And how I kept back nyothing that w-was 
pwofitabwe u-unto y-you, but have shewed y-you, and have taught you 
pubwickwy, and fwom house to h-house, 20:21 Testifying both to t-the Jews, 
and awso to t-the Gweeks, wepentance towawd G-God, and f-faith towawd ouw 
Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

2-20:22 And n-nyow, b-behowd, I go b-bound in t-the spiwit u-unto J-Jewusawem, nyot 
knyowing t-the things that shaww b-befaww m-me thewe: 20:23 Save that t-the 
Howy Ghost witnyesseth in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, saying that bonds and a-affwictions 
abide me. 

20:24 But nyonye of these things move me, nyeithew count I o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife deaw 
u-unto mysewf, so that I m-might finyish o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my couwse with joy, and t-the 
minyistwy, which I have weceived of t-the Wowd Jesus, to t-testify t-the 
gospew of t-the gwace of God. 

20:25 And n-nyow, b-behowd, I knyow that ye a-aww, among whom I have gonye 
pweaching t-the kingdom of G-God, shaww s-see o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face nyo mowe. 

20:26 Whewefowe I o(>ω<)o t-take you to wecowd this day, that I am puwe fwom t-the 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. 

2-20:27 Fow I have nyot (;;;*_*) s-shunnyed to decwawe u-unto you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the counsew of 
God. 

20:28 Take heed thewefowe u-unto youwsewves, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fwock, o-ovew 
t-the which t-the Howy Ghost hath m-made you ovewseews, to feed t-the chuwch 
of G-God, which he hath (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased with his own bwood. 

20:29 Fow I knyow this, that aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my d-depawting shaww gwievous w-wowves 
entew in among y-you, nyot spawing t-the fwock. 

20:30 Awso of youw own s-sewves shaww men a-awise, speaking pewvewse 
things, to d-dwaw away discipwes aftew them. 

2-20:31 Thewefowe watch, and wemembew, that by t-the space of thwee yeaws 
I ceased nyot to wawn {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye nyight and day with teaws. 

20:32 And n-nyow, bwethwen, I commend you to G-God, and to t-the wowd of his 
gwace, which is abwe to buiwd you up, and to g-give you an (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance 
among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them which awe sanctified. 

20:33 I have coveted nyo man's s-siwvew, ow gowd, ow appawew. 

2-20:34 Yea, ye youwsewves knyow, that these h-hands have minyistewed u-unto 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my n-nyecessities, and to t-them that wewe with me. 

20:35 I have shewed you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, how that so wabouwing ye ought to 
suppowt t-the weak, and to (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the w-wowds of t-the Wowd Jesus, how he 
said, I-It is mowe bwessed to g-give than to w-weceive. 

20:36 And when he h-had thus spoken, he k-knyeewed down, and pwayed with 
t-them aww. 

20:37 And they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wept sowe, and feww on Pauw's nyeck, and kissed him, 
20:38 Sowwowing most of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wowds which he spake, that they 
shouwd s-see his f-face nyo mowe. And they accompanyied him u-unto t-the ship. 

21:1 And it came to pass, that aftew we wewe gotten fwom t-them, and h-had 
waunched, we came with a stwaight couwse u-unto Coos, and t-the day 
fowwowing u-unto Whodes, and fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence u-unto Patawa: 21:2 And finding a 
s-ship saiwing o-ovew u-unto Phenyicia, we went aboawd, and s-set f-fowth. 

21:3 Nyow when we h-had d-discovewed Cypwus, we weft it on t-the weft hand, 
and saiwed into Sywia, and wanded a-at Tywe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the s-ship w-was to 
unwade hew b-buwden. 

21:4 And finding discipwes, we t-tawwied (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: who said to 
Pauw thwough t-the S-Spiwit, that he shouwd nyot go up to Jewusawem. 

21:5 And when we h-had (♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished those days, we depawted and went ouw 
way; and they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww b-bwought us on ouw way, with wives and c-chiwdwen, tiww 
we wewe out of t-the city: and we k-knyeewed down on t-the s-showe, and pwayed. 

2-21:6 And when we h-had taken ouw weave onye of anyothew, we took ship; and 
they wetuwnyed home again. 

21:7 And when we h-had finyished ouw couwse fwom T-Tywe, we came to 
Ptowemais, and sawuted t-the bwethwen, and abode with t-them onye d-day. 

21:8 And t-the nyext day we that wewe of Pauw's company depawted, and 
came u-unto Caesawea: and we entewed into t-the house of Phiwip t-the 
evangewist, which w-was onye of t-the seven; and abode with h-him. 

21:9 And t-the same man h-had fouw (　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, viwgins, which did pwophesy. 

21:10 And as we t-tawwied (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe many days, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came down fwom Judaea a 
c-cewtain pwophet, nyamed A-Agabus. 

21:11 And when he w-was come u-unto u-us, he took Pauw's giwdwe, and b-bound 
his own h-hands and feet, and said, T-Thus saith t-the Howy Ghost, S-So shaww 
t-the Jews a-at Jewusawem bind t-the man that ownyeth this giwdwe, and shaww 
d-dewivew him into t-the h-hands of t-the Gentiwes. 

21:12 And when we heawd these things, both ^w^ w-we, and they of that pwace, 
besought him nyot to go up to Jewusawem. 

2-21:13 T-Then Pauw answewed, What mean ye to weep and to bweak minye 
heawt? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am weady nyot to be b-bound onwy, but awso to die a-at 
Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyame of t-the Wowd Jesus. 

21:14 And when he w-wouwd nyot be pewsuaded, we ceased, s-saying, The wiww 
of t-the Wowd be donye. 

2-21:15 And aftew those days we took up ouw cawwiages, and went up to 
Jewusawem. 

21:16 Thewe went with us awso c-cewtain of t-the discipwes of Caesawea, 
and b-bwought with t-them onye Mnyason of Cypwus, an o-owd d-discipwe, with whom 
we shouwd wodge. 

21:17 And when we wewe come to J-Jewusawem, t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen weceived us 
gwadwy. 

2-21:18 And t-the day fowwowing Pauw went in with us u-unto James; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the ewdews wewe pwesent. 

2-21:19 And when he h-had sawuted t-them, he d-decwawed pawticuwawwy what 
things God h-had wwought among t-the G-Gentiwes by his minyistwy. 

21:20 And when they heawd it, they gwowified t-the W-Wowd, and said u-unto 
him, T-Thou seest, bwothew, how many thousands of Jews (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe which 
bewieve; and they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww z-zeawous of t-the waw: 21:21 And they awe 
i-infowmed of thee, that t-thou teachest (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews which awe among t-the 
G-Gentiwes to fowsake Moses, saying that they ought nyot to ciwcumcise 
theiw c-chiwdwen, nyeithew to wawk aftew t-the c-customs. 

2-21:22 What is it thewefowe? t-the muwtitude (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds come togethew: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww h-heaw that t-thou awt come. 

21:23 Do thewefowe this that we say to t-thee: We have fouw men which 
have a vow on t-them; 21:24 Them take, and puwify t-thysewf with t-them, and 
be a-at chawges with t-them, that they may shave theiw heads: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww may 
knyow that those things, wheweof they wewe i-infowmed c-concewnying thee, 
awe nyothing; but that t-thou t-thysewf awso wawkest owdewwy, and k-keepest 
t-the waw. 

21:25 As touching t-the G-Gentiwes which b-bewieve, we have wwitten and 
>_< c-concwuded that they o-obsewve nyo such thing, s-save onwy that they keep 
themsewves fwom things offewed to idows, and fwom bwood, and fwom 
stwangwed, and fwom f-fownyication. 

21:26 T-Then Pauw took t-the men, and t-the nyext day p-puwifying himsewf with 
t-them entewed into t-the t-tempwe, to signyify t-the accompwishment of t-the 
days of p-puwification, untiw that an offewing shouwd be offewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of them. 

21:27 And when t-the seven days wewe a-awmost ended, t-the Jews which wewe 
of Asia, when they saw him in t-the t-tempwe, stiwwed up (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, 
and w-waid h-hands on him, 21:28 Cwying (* ^ ω ^) o-out, Men of I-Iswaew, hewp: This is 
t-the ^.^ m-man, that t-teacheth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe against t-the p-peopwe, and t-the 
w-waw, and this p-pwace: and f-fuwthew b-bwought Gweeks awso into t-the t-tempwe, 
and hath powwuted this h-howy pwace. 

21:29 (Fow they h-had s-seen befowe with him in t-the city Twophimus an 
Ephesian, whom they supposed that Pauw h-had b-bwought into t-the tempwe.) 
2-21:30 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the city w-was moved, and t-the peopwe wan togethew: and 
they took Pauw, and dwew him out of t-the tempwe: and fowthwith t-the 
doows wewe s-shut. 

21:31 And as they went about to kiww him, tidings came u-unto t-the chief 
c-captain of t-the band, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Jewusawem w-was in an upwoaw. 

21:32 Who immediatewy took sowdiews and centuwions, and wan down u-unto 
(=`ω´=) t-them: and when they saw t-the chief c-captain and t-the sowdiews, they weft 
b-beating of Pauw. 

21:33 T-Then t-the chief c-captain came nyeaw, and took him, and commanded 
him to be b-bound with two chains; and demanded who he was, and what he 
h-had donye. 

21:34 And s-some cwied onye thing, s-some anyothew, among t-the o(>< )o m-muwtitude: and 
when he couwd nyot knyow t-the cewtainty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ t-tumuwt, he commanded him 
to be cawwied into t-the castwe. 

21:35 And when he came upon t-the staiws, so it was, that he w-was (￣ω￣) b-bownye 
of t-the sowdiews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the viowence of t-the peopwe. 

21:36 Fow t-the muwtitude of t-the peopwe f-fowwowed aftew, cwying, A-Away 
with h-him. 

21:37 And as Pauw w-was to be w-wed into t-the castwe, he said u-unto t-the 
chief c-captain, May I speak u-unto thee? Who said, Canst t-thou speak 
Gweek? 2-21:38 Awt nyot t-thou that Egyptian, which befowe these days 
madest an upwoaw, and weddest out into t-the wiwdewnyess fouw t-thousand 
men that wewe muwdewews? 21:39 But Pauw said, I am a man which am a 
Jew of Tawsus, a city in Ciwicia, a citizen of nyo mean city: and, I 
b-beseech thee, s-suffew m-me to speak u-unto t-the peopwe. 

(-_-) 2-21:40 And when he h-had given him wicence, Pauw s-stood on t-the staiws, and 
beckonyed with t-the hand u-unto t-the peopwe. And when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was m-made a 
gweat siwence, he spake u-unto t-them in t-the H-Hebwew tongue, s-saying, 22:1 
Men, bwethwen, and fathews, h-heaw ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my defence which I make nyow u-unto 
you. 

2-22:2 (-(And when they heawd that he spake in t-the H-Hebwew tongue to t-them, 
they kept t-the mowe siwence: and he saith,) (っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 I am vewiwy a man 
which am a J-Jew, bown in Tawsus, a city in Ciwicia, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet b-bwought up in 
this city a-at t-the feet of Gamawiew, and taught a-accowding to t-the pewfect 
m-mannyew of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the fathews, and w-was z-zeawous towawd G-God, as ye 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe this d-day. 

22:4 And I pewsecuted this w-way u-unto t-the d-death, binding and dewivewing 
into pwisons both men and w-women. 

2-22:5 As awso t-the high pwiest doth beaw m-me witnyess, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the estate 
of t-the ewdews: fwom whom awso I weceived wettews u-unto t-the bwethwen, 
and went to Damascus, to bwing t-them which wewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe b-bound u-unto 
J-Jewusawem, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to be p-punyished. 

22:6 And it came to pass, that, as I m-made o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and w-was come 
nyigh u-unto Damascus about n-nyoon, suddenwy (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shonye fwom heaven a 
gweat wight (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about me. 

22:7 And I feww u-unto t-the g-gwound, and heawd a voice saying u-unto me, 
Sauw, Sauw, why pewsecutest t-thou m-me? 22:8 And I answewed, Who awt 
thou, Wowd? And he said u-unto me, I am ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth, whom t-thou 
pewsecutest. 

22:9 And they that wewe with m-me saw indeed t-the wight, and wewe afwaid; 
but they heawd nyot t-the voice of him that spake to me. 

22:10 And I said, What shaww I do, WOWD? And t-the Wowd said u-unto me, 
Awise, and go into Damascus; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe it shaww be towd thee of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things which awe appointed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to do. 

22:11 And when I couwd nyot s-see (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of that wight, being w-wed 
by t-the hand of t-them that wewe with me, I came into D-Damascus. 

22:12 And onye Anyanyias, a d-devout man a-accowding to t-the w-waw, h-having a 
g-good wepowt of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews which d-dwewt thewe, 22:13 C-Came u-unto me, and 
stood, and said u-unto me, B-Bwothew Sauw, weceive thy sight. And t-the same 
(*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw I wooked up upon h-him. 

22:14 And he said, The God of ouw f-fathews hath chosen thee, that t-thou 
shouwdest knyow his wiww, and s-see that Just Onye, and shouwdest h-heaw t-the 
voice of his mouth. 

22:15 Fow t-thou shawt be his witnyess u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men of what t-thou hast 
s-seen and h-heawd. 

22:16 And nyow why tawwiest thou? a-awise, and be b-baptized, and w-wash away 
thy sins, cawwing on t-the nyame of t-the Wowd. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 And it came to pass, that, when I w-was come again to J-Jewusawem, 
even whiwe I pwayed in t-the t-tempwe, I w-was in a twance; 22:18 And saw 
him saying u-unto me, Make haste, and get thee quickwy out of Jewusawem: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww nyot weceive thy t-testimony c-concewnying me. 

22:19 And I said, W-Wowd, they knyow that I impwisonyed and beat in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
synyagogue t-them that bewieved on t-thee: 22:20 And when t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of thy 
mawtyw Stephen w-was shed, I awso w-was standing by, and consenting u-unto 
his d-death, and kept t-the waiment of t-them that swew h-him. 

22:21 And he said u-unto me, Depawt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wiww send thee faw hence u-unto 
t-the Gentiwes. 

2-22:22 And they gave him audience u-unto this wowd, and t-then w-wifted up 
theiw voices, and said, A-Away with such a f-fewwow fwom t-the eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it 
is nyot fit that he shouwd w-wive. 

22:23 And as they cwied (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and cast off theiw cwothes, and t-thwew 
dust into t-the aiw, 22:24 The chief c-captain commanded him to be b-bwought 
into t-the castwe, and bade that he shouwd be examinyed by scouwging; 
that he m-might knyow (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe they cwied so against h-him. 

22:25 And as they b-bound him with thongs, Pauw said u-unto t-the centuwion 
that s-stood by, Is it wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you to scouwge a man that is a Woman, 
and uncondemnyed? 22:26 When t-the centuwion heawd that, he went and 
towd t-the chief c-captain, s-saying, Take heed what t-thou doest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this 
man is a Woman. 

22:27 T-Then t-the chief c-captain came, and said u-unto him, Teww me, awt 
t-thou a Woman? He said, Yea. 

22:28 And t-the chief c-captain answewed, With a gweat sum obtainyed I this 
fweedom. And Pauw said, But I w-was fwee bown. 

22:29 T-Then stwaightway they depawted fwom him which shouwd have 
examinyed him: and t-the chief c-captain awso w-was afwaid, aftew he knyew 
that he w-was a Woman, and because he h-had b-bound h-him. 

22:30 On t-the mowwow, because he w-wouwd have knyown t-the cewtainty 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he w-was a-accused of t-the Jews, he w-woosed him fwom his bands, 
and commanded t-the chief pwiests and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw counciw to appeaw, and 
b-bwought Pauw down, and s-set him befowe them. 

23:1 And Pauw, eawnyestwy behowding t-the counciw, said, Men and 
bwethwen, I have w-wived in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-good conscience befowe God untiw this 
d-day. 

23:2 And t-the high pwiest ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Anyanyias commanded t-them that s-stood by him to 
smite him on t-the mouth. 

23:3 T-Then said Pauw u-unto him, God shaww smite thee, t-thou w-whited w-waww: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sittest t-thou to j-judge m-me aftew t-the w-waw, and commandest m-me to be 
smitten contwawy to t-the waw? 23:4 And they that s-stood by said, 
Weviwest t-thou God's high pwiest? 23:5 T-Then said Pauw, I w-wist nyot, 
bwethwen, that he w-was t-the high x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, T-Thou shawt 
nyot speak eviw of t-the wuwew of thy peopwe. 

23:6 But when Pauw pewceived that t-the onye pawt wewe Sadducees, and t-the 
othew Phawisees, he cwied out in t-the counciw, Men and bwethwen, I am a 
Phawisee, t-the son of a UwU P-Phawisee: of t-the hope and wesuwwection of t-the 
dead I am cawwed in question. 

2-23:7 And when he h-had so said, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a dissension b-between t-the 
(^ω~) P-Phawisees and t-the Sadducees: and t-the muwtitude w-was divided. 

2-23:8 Fow t-the Sadducees say that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wesuwwection, nyeithew 
angew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow spiwit: but t-the (^ω~) P-Phawisees confess ♡(｡- ω -) b-both. 

23:9 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a gweat cwy: and t-the scwibes that wewe of t-the 
Phawisees' pawt a-awose, and stwove, s-saying, We f-find nyo eviw in this 
man: but if a spiwit ow an angew hath spoken to him, wet us nyot fight 
against God. 

23:10 And when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a gweat dissension, t-the chief c-captain, 
feawing west Pauw shouwd have b-been puwwed in pieces of t-them, commanded 
t-the sowdiews to go down, and to o(>ω<)o t-take him by fowce fwom among t-them, and 
to bwing him into t-the castwe. 

23:11 And t-the nyight fowwowing t-the Wowd s-stood by him, and said, (☆▽☆) B-Be of 
g-good c-cheew, Pauw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as t-thou hast testified of m-me in J-Jewusawem, so 
(* ^ ω ^) m-must t-thou beaw witnyess awso a-at Wome. 

23:12 And when it w-was day, c-cewtain of t-the Jews banded togethew, and 
b-bound themsewves undew a cuwse, saying that they w-wouwd nyeithew e-eat (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
dwink tiww they h-had kiwwed Pauw. 

2-23:13 And they wewe mowe than f-fowty which h-had m-made this conspiwacy. 

23:14 And they came to t-the chief pwiests and ewdews, and said, We have 
b-bound ouwsewves undew a gweat cuwse, that we wiww e-eat nyothing untiw we 
have s-swain Pauw. 

23:15 Nyow thewefowe ye with t-the counciw signyify to t-the chief c-captain 
that he bwing him down u-unto you to mowwow, as t-though ye w-wouwd enquiwe 
something mowe p-pewfectwy c-concewnying him: and ^w^ w-we, ow e-evew he come nyeaw, 
awe weady to kiww h-him. 

23:16 And when Pauw's sistew's son heawd of theiw wying in wait, he 
went and entewed into t-the castwe, and towd Pauw. 

23:17 T-Then Pauw cawwed onye of t-the centuwions u-unto him, and said, Bwing 
this young man u-unto t-the chief captain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath a c-cewtain t-thing to 
teww h-him. 

23:18 S-So he took him, and b-bwought him to t-the chief c-captain, and said, 
Pauw t-the pwisonyew cawwed m-me u-unto him, and pwayed m-me to bwing this 
young man u-unto thee, who hath something to say u-unto thee. 

23:19 T-Then t-the chief c-captain took him by t-the hand, and went with him 
aside pwivatewy, and asked him, What is that t-thou hast to teww m-me? 
23:20 And he said, The Jews have agweed to d-desiwe thee that t-thou 
wouwdest bwing down Pauw to mowwow into t-the counciw, as t-though they 
w-wouwd enquiwe somewhat of him mowe pewfectwy. 

(*ﾉωﾉ) 2-23:21 But (^-^*)/ d-do nyot t-thou yiewd u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-wie in wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him 
of t-them mowe than f-fowty men, which have b-bound themsewves with an o-oath, 
that they wiww nyeithew e-eat (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwink tiww they have kiwwed him: and 
nyow awe they w-weady, wooking (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pwomise fwom thee. 

o(>ω<)o 2-23:22 S-So t-the chief c-captain t-then wet t-the young man depawt, and c-chawged 
him, See t-thou teww nyo man that t-thou hast shewed these things to me. 

23:23 And he cawwed u-unto him two centuwions, s-saying, Make weady two 
hundwed sowdiews to go to Caesawea, and howsemen (o_O)! t-thweescowe and ten, 
and speawmen two h-hundwed, a-at t-the thiwd (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of t-the nyight; 23:24 And 
pwovide t-them beasts, that they may s-set Pauw o-on, and bwing him safe 
u-unto Fewix t-the govewnyow. 

23:25 And he wwote a wettew aftew this mannyew: 23:26 Cwaudius Wysias 
u-unto t-the most excewwent govewnyow Fewix (-_-) s-sendeth gweeting. 

ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *teleports behind you* 2-23:27 This man w-was taken of t-the Jews, and shouwd have b-been kiwwed of 
(=`ω´=) t-them: t-then came I with an awmy, and wescued him, h-having undewstood 
that he w-was a Woman. 

23:28 And when I w-wouwd have knyown t-the c-cause (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe they a-accused 
him, I b-bwought him fowth into theiw counciw: 23:29 Whom I pewceived to 
be a-accused of q-questions of theiw w-waw, but to have nyothing w-waid to his 
chawge wowthy of death ow of bonds. 

o(>< )o *blushes* 2-23:30 And when it w-was towd m-me how that t-the Jews w-waid wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ^.^ m-man, 
I sent stwaightway to thee, and gave commandment to his accusews awso 
to say befowe thee what they h-had against h-him. Faweweww. 

23:31 T-Then t-the sowdiews, as it w-was commanded t-them, took Pauw, and 
b-bwought him by nyight to A-Antipatwis. 

23:32 On t-the mowwow they weft t-the howsemen to go with him, and 
wetuwnyed to t-the c-castwe: 2-23:33 Who, when they came to Caesawea and 
dewivewed t-the epistwe to t-the govewnyow, pwesented Pauw awso befowe h-him. 

2-23:34 And when t-the govewnyow h-had wead t-the w-wettew, he asked of what 
pwovince he was. And when he undewstood that he w-was of Ciwicia; 2-23:35 
I wiww h-heaw thee, said he, when thinye accusews awe awso come. And he 
commanded him to be kept in Hewod's j-judgment (＃`Д´) h-haww. 

2-24:1 And aftew five days ＼(≧▽≦)／ A-Anyanyias t-the high pwiest descended with t-the 
ewdews, and with a c-cewtain o-owatow nyamed Tewtuwwus, who i-infowmed t-the 
govewnyow against Pauw. 

24:2 And when he w-was cawwed fowth, Tewtuwwus began to a-accuse him, 
s-saying, Seeing that by thee we enjoy gweat quietnyess, and that vewy 
wowthy deeds awe donye u-unto this nyation by thy p-pwovidence, 24:3 We 
a-accept it awways, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwaces, most n-nyobwe Fewix, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-thankfuwnyess. 

2-24:4 Nyotwithstanding, that I be nyot f-fuwthew t-tedious u-unto thee, I p-pway 
thee that t-thou wouwdest h-heaw us of thy cwemency a f-few wowds. 

24:5 Fow we have f-found this man a p-pestiwent f-fewwow, and a movew of 
sedition among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the wowwd, and a wingweadew of 
t-the sect of t-the Nyazawenyes: 24:6 Who awso hath gonye about to pwofanye 
t-the tempwe: whom we took, and w-wouwd have judged a-accowding to ouw waw. 

24:7 But t-the chief c-captain Wysias came upon u-us, and with gweat 
viowence took him away out of ouw hands, (✯◡✯) *twerks* 2-24:8 C-Commanding his accusews 
to come u-unto t-thee: by examinying of whom t-thysewf mayest o(>ω<)o t-take k-knyowwedge 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things, wheweof we a-accuse h-him. 

24:9 And t-the Jews awso assented, saying that these things wewe so. 

24:10 T-Then Pauw, aftew that t-the govewnyow h-had beckonyed u-unto him to 
speak, answewed, Fowasmuch as I knyow that t-thou hast b-been of many yeaws 
a j-judge u-unto this nyation, I (^-^*)/ d-do t-the mowe cheewfuwwy answew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf: 
24:11 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that t-thou mayest undewstand, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet but 
twewve days since I went up to Jewusawem (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to wowship. 

24:12 And they nyeithew f-found m-me in t-the tempwe disputing with any ^.^ m-man, 
nyeithew waising up t-the p-peopwe, nyeithew in t-the synyagogues, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in t-the 
city: (❤ω❤) 2-24:13 N-Nyeithew c-can they pwove t-the things wheweof they nyow a-accuse 
me. 

24:14 But this I confess u-unto thee, that aftew t-the w-way which they caww 
hewesy, so w-wowship I t-the God of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews, b-bewieving (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which 
awe wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and in t-the p-pwophets: 24:15 And have hope towawd 
G-God, which they themsewves awso awwow, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be a 
wesuwwection of t-the dead, both of t-the just and (^ω~) *cuddles you* u-unjust. 

24:16 And hewein (^-^*)/ d-do I exewcise mysewf, to have awways a conscience 
void to offence towawd G-God, and towawd m-men. 

24:17 Nyow aftew many yeaws I came to bwing awms to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyation, and 
offewings. 

24:18 Wheweupon c-cewtain Jews fwom Asia f-found m-me puwified in t-the 
t-tempwe, nyeithew with muwtitude, (=`ω´=) n-nyow with tumuwt. 

24:19 Who ought to have b-been hewe befowe thee, and object, if they h-had 
ought against me. 

24:20 Ow ewse wet these same hewe say, if they have f-found any eviw 
doing in me, whiwe I s-stood befowe t-the counciw, 24:21 Except it be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
this onye voice, that I cwied standing among t-them, T-Touching t-the 
wesuwwection of t-the dead I am cawwed in question by you this d-day. 

2-24:22 And when Fewix heawd these things, h-having mowe pewfect k-knyowwedge 
of that way, he defewwed t-them, and said, When Wysias t-the chief c-captain 
shaww come down, I wiww knyow t-the uttewmost of youw mattew. 

24:23 And he commanded a centuwion to keep Pauw, and to wet him have 
wibewty, and that he shouwd fowbid nyonye of his acquaintance to 
m-minyistew ow come u-unto h-him. 

24:24 And aftew c-cewtain days, when Fewix came with his wife Dwusiwwa, 
which w-was a Jewess, he sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Pauw, and heawd him c-concewnying t-the 
f-faith in (T_T) C-Chwist. 

24:25 And as he weasonyed of wighteousnyess, tempewance, and j-judgment to 
come, Fewix twembwed, and answewed, Go thy w-way (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this time; when I 
have a convenyient season, I wiww caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee. 

24:26 He hoped awso that monyey shouwd have b-been given him of Pauw, 
that he m-might woose him: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe he sent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him t-the oftenyew, and 
communyed with h-him. 

2-24:27 But aftew two yeaws Powcius Festus came into Fewix' woom: and 
Fewix, wiwwing to s-shew t-the Jews a p-pweasuwe, weft Pauw bound. 

2-25:1 Nyow when Festus w-was come into t-the p-pwovince, aftew thwee days he 
ascended fwom Caesawea to Jewusawem. 

25:2 T-Then t-the high pwiest and t-the chief of t-the Jews i-infowmed him 
against Pauw, and besought him, 25:3 And desiwed favouw against him, 
that he w-wouwd send (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him to J-Jewusawem, waying wait in t-the w-way to 
kiww h-him. 

25:4 But Festus answewed, that Pauw shouwd be kept a-at Caesawea, and 
that he himsewf w-wouwd depawt showtwy thithew. 

25:5 Wet t-them thewefowe, said he, which among you awe abwe, go down 
with me, and a-accuse this ^.^ m-man, if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any w-wickednyess in h-him. 

(=①ω①=) 2-25:6 And when he h-had t-tawwied among t-them mowe than t-ten days, he went 
down u-unto Caesawea; and t-the nyext day sitting on t-the j-judgment seat 
commanded Pauw to be bwought. 

25:7 And when he w-was come, t-the Jews which came down fwom Jewusawem 
s-stood (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound a-about, and w-waid many and gwievous c-compwaints against Pauw, 
which they couwd nyot pwove. 

25:8 Whiwe he answewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, N-Nyeithew against t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the 
Jews, nyeithew against t-the t-tempwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet against Caesaw, have I 
o-offended any t-thing a-at aww. 

25:9 But :3 F-Festus, wiwwing to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the Jews a p-pweasuwe, answewed Pauw, and 
said, Wiwt t-thou go up to J-Jewusawem, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be judged of these 
things befowe m-me? 25:10 T-Then said Pauw, I stand a-at Caesaw's j-judgment 
s-seat, whewe I ought to be judged: to t-the Jews have I donye nyo wwong, as 
t-thou vewy w-weww k-knyowest. 

25:11 Fow if I be an offendew, ow have committed any t-thing wowthy of 
d-death, I wefuse nyot to die: but if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyonye of these things 
wheweof these a-accuse me, nyo man may d-dewivew m-me u-unto them. I a-appeaw 
u-unto Caesaw. 

25:12 T-Then :3 F-Festus, when he h-had confewwed with t-the counciw, answewed, 
Hast t-thou appeawed u-unto Caesaw? u-unto Caesaw shawt t-thou go. 

25:13 And aftew c-cewtain days king Agwippa and Bewnyice came u-unto 
Caesawea to sawute Festus. 

25:14 And when they h-had b-been (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe many days, Festus d-decwawed Pauw's 
c-cause u-unto t-the king, s-saying, Thewe is a c-cewtain man weft in bonds by 
Fewix: 25:15 About whom, when I w-was a-at J-Jewusawem, t-the chief pwiests 
and t-the ewdews of t-the Jews i-infowmed me, desiwing to have j-judgment 
against h-him. 

25:16 To whom I answewed, I-It is nyot t-the m-mannyew of t-the W-Womans to 
d-dewivew any man to die, befowe that he which is a-accused have t-the 
accusews f-face to face, and have wicence to answew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf 
c-concewnying t-the c-cwime w-waid against h-him. 

2-25:17 Thewefowe, when they wewe come hithew, without any deway on t-the 
mowwow I sat on t-the j-judgment s-seat, and commanded t-the man to be b-bwought 
f-fowth. 

25:18 Against whom when t-the accusews s-stood up, they b-bwought nyonye 
accusation of such things as I supposed: 25:19 But h-had c-cewtain 
q-questions against him of theiw own supewstition, and of onye Jesus, 
which w-was dead, whom Pauw affiwmed to be awive. 

25:20 And because I doubted of such m-mannyew of questions, I asked him 
whethew he w-wouwd go to J-Jewusawem, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be judged of these 
mattews. 

25:21 But when Pauw h-had appeawed to be wesewved u-unto t-the heawing of 
A-Augustus, I commanded him to be kept tiww I m-might send him to Caesaw. 

25:22 T-Then Agwippa said u-unto :3 F-Festus, I w-wouwd awso h-heaw t-the man mysewf. 
To mowwow, said he, t-thou shawt h-heaw h-him. 

25:23 And on t-the mowwow, when Agwippa w-was come, and Bewnyice, with 
gweat pomp, and w-was entewed into t-the pwace of h-heawing, with t-the chief 
captains, and pwincipaw men of t-the city, a-at (=^･ω･^=) F-Festus' commandment Pauw 
w-was b-bwought f-fowth. 

2-25:24 And Festus said, King Agwippa, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men which awe hewe 
pwesent with u-us, ye s-see this ^.^ m-man, about whom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the muwtitude of t-the 
Jews have d-deawt with me, both a-at J-Jewusawem, and awso hewe, cwying that 
he ought nyot to wive any wongew. 

25:25 But when I f-found that he h-had committed nyothing wowthy of d-death, 
and that he himsewf hath appeawed to A-Augustus, I have detewminyed to 
send h-him. 

25:26 O-Of whom I have nyo c-cewtain t-thing to wwite u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wowd. Whewefowe 
I have b-bwought him fowth befowe y-you, and speciawwy befowe thee, O-O king 
Agwippa, that, aftew examinyation had, I m-might have somewhat to w-wwite. 

25:27 Fow it seemeth to m-me unweasonyabwe to send a pwisonyew, and nyot 
withaw to signyify t-the cwimes w-waid against h-him. 

26:1 T-Then Agwippa said u-unto Pauw, T-Thou awt pewmitted to speak (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thysewf. 

T-Then Pauw stwetched fowth t-the hand, and answewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf: 26:2 I 
think mysewf happy, king Agwippa, because I shaww answew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mysewf 
this day befowe thee touching (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the things wheweof I am a-accused of 
t-the Jews: 26:3 Especiawwy because I knyow thee to be expewt in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
customs and q-questions which awe among t-the Jews: (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe I b-beseech 
thee to h-heaw m-me patientwy. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:4 My m-mannyew of wife fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my youth, which w-was a-at t-the fiwst among 
minye own nyation a-at J-Jewusawem, knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Jews; 26:5 W-Which knyew m-me 
fwom t-the beginnying, if they w-wouwd testify, that aftew t-the most 
stwaitest sect of ouw wewigion I w-wived a Phawisee. 

26:6 And nyow I stand and am judged (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hope of t-the pwomise m-made of 
G-God, u-unto ouw fathews: 26:7 Unto which pwomise ouw twewve t-twibes, 
i-instantwy sewving God day and nyight, hope to come. Fow which hope's 
sake, king Agwippa, I am a-accused of t-the Jews. 

26:8 Why shouwd it be thought a t-thing incwedibwe with y-you, that God 
shouwd w-waise t-the dead? 26:9 I vewiwy thought with mysewf, that I 
ought to (^-^*)/ d-do many things contwawy to t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus of Nyazaweth. 

26:10 W-Which t-thing I awso did in Jewusawem: and many of t-the saints did 
I s-shut up in pwison, h-having weceived a-authowity fwom t-the chief pwiests; 
and when they wewe put to d-death, I gave o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice against them. 

2-26:11 And I punyished t-them oft in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (=`ω´=) s-synyagogue, and compewwed t-them 
to bwaspheme; and being e-exceedingwy mad against t-them, I pewsecuted 
t-them even u-unto s-stwange cities. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 2-26:12 Wheweupon as I went to Damascus with a-authowity and c-commission 
fwom t-the chief p-pwiests, 26:13 {{ (>_<) }} A-At midday, O-O king, I saw in t-the w-way a 
wight fwom heaven, a-above t-the bwightnyess of t-the sun, shinying (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound 
about m-me and t-them which jouwnyeyed with me. 

26:14 And when we wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww f-fawwen to t-the eawth, I heawd a voice 
speaking u-unto me, and saying in t-the H-Hebwew tongue, Sauw, Sauw, why 
pewsecutest t-thou m-me? it is hawd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to {{ (>_<) }} k-kick against t-the pwicks. 

26:15 And I said, Who awt thou, Wowd? And he said, I am ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus whom 
t-thou pewsecutest. 

(*^.^*) 2-26:16 But wise, and stand upon thy feet: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have appeawed u-unto thee 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this puwpose, to make thee a m-minyistew and a witnyess both of these 
things which t-thou hast seen, and of those things in t-the which I wiww 
appeaw u-unto thee; 26:17 Dewivewing thee fwom t-the p-peopwe, and fwom t-the 
G-Gentiwes, u-unto whom nyow I send thee, 26:18 To open theiw eyes, and to 
tuwn t-them fwom dawknyess to wight, and fwom t-the p-powew of Satan u-unto 
G-God, that they may weceive fowgivenyess of sins, and (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance among 
t-them which awe sanctified by f-faith that is in me. 

26:19 Wheweupon, O-O king Agwippa, I w-was nyot disobedient u-unto t-the 
heavenwy vision: 26:20 But shewed fiwst u-unto t-them of Damascus, and a-at 
J-Jewusawem, and (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the coasts of Judaea, and t-then to t-the 
G-Gentiwes, that they shouwd w-wepent and tuwn to G-God, and (^-^*)/ d-do wowks meet 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wepentance. 

26:21 Fow these causes t-the Jews caught m-me in t-the t-tempwe, and went 
about to kiww me. 

26:22 ^w^ *screams* H-Having thewefowe obtainyed hewp of G-God, I continyue u-unto this day, 
(´ ω `♡) w-witnyessing both to smaww and g-gweat, saying nyonye othew things than 
those which t-the pwophets and Moses did say shouwd c-come: 26:23 That 
Chwist shouwd suffew, and that he shouwd be t-the fiwst that shouwd (☆ω☆) w-wise 
fwom t-the dead, and shouwd s-shew wight u-unto t-the p-peopwe, and to t-the 
Gentiwes. 

2-26:24 And as he thus spake (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, Festus said with a w-woud voice, 
Pauw, t-thou awt beside t-thysewf; m-much w-weawnying doth make thee m-mad. 

2-26:25 But he said, I am nyot mad, most n-nyobwe Festus; but speak fowth 
t-the w-wowds of twuth and sobewnyess. 

2-26:26 Fow t-the king k-knyoweth of these things, befowe whom awso I speak 
fweewy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am pewsuaded that nyonye of these things awe ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden fwom 
h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this t-thing w-was nyot donye in a cownyew. 

2-26:27 King Agwippa, bewievest t-thou t-the p-pwophets? I knyow that t-thou 
bewievest. 

2-26:28 T-Then Agwippa said u-unto Pauw, Awmost t-thou pewsuadest m-me to be a 
C-Chwistian. 

26:29 And Pauw said, I w-wouwd to G-God, that nyot onwy thou, but awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that h-heaw m-me this day, wewe both awmost, and awtogethew such as I am, 
except these bonds. 

26:30 And when he h-had thus spoken, t-the king w-wose up, and t-the govewnyow, 
and Bewnyice, and they that sat with (=`ω´=) t-them: 26:31 And when they wewe 
gonye aside, they t-tawked b-between themsewves, s-saying, This man doeth 
nyothing wowthy of death ow of bonds. 

26:32 T-Then said Agwippa u-unto :3 F-Festus, This man m-might have b-been s-set a-at 
wibewty, if he h-had nyot appeawed u-unto Caesaw. 

2-27:1 And when it w-was detewminyed that we shouwd saiw into Itawy, they 
dewivewed Pauw and c-cewtain othew pwisonyews u-unto onye nyamed Juwius, a 
centuwion of Augustus' band. 

27:2 And entewing into a s-ship of Adwamyttium, we waunched, meanying to 
saiw by t-the coasts of Asia; onye Awistawchus, a Macedonyian of 
Thessawonyica, being with us. 

27:3 And t-the nyext day we touched a-at Sidon. And Juwius couwteouswy 
e-entweated Pauw, and gave him w-wibewty to go u-unto his fwiends to wefwesh 
himsewf. 

27:4 And when we h-had w-waunched fwom thence, we saiwed undew Cypwus, 
because t-the w-winds wewe contwawy. 

27:5 And when we h-had saiwed o-ovew t-the sea of Ciwicia and Pamphywia, we 
came to M-Mywa, a city of W-Wycia. 

2-27:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the centuwion f-found a s-ship of A-Awexandwia saiwing into 
Itawy; and he put us thewein. 

2-27:7 And when we h-had saiwed swowwy many days, and scawce wewe come 
o-ovew against Cnyidus, t-the wind nyot suffewing u-us, we saiwed undew Cwete, 
o-ovew against Sawmonye; 27:8 And, hawdwy p-passing it, came u-unto a pwace 
which is cawwed The f-faiw havens; nyigh wheweunto w-was t-the city of Wasea. 

27:9 Nyow when m-much time w-was spent, and when saiwing w-was nyow dangewous, 
because t-the fast w-was nyow awweady past, Pauw admonyished t-them, 27:10 And 
said u-unto t-them, Siws, I pewceive that this voyage wiww be with (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt 
and m-much damage, nyot onwy of t-the wading and ship, but awso of ouw 
wives. 

27:11 Nyevewthewess t-the centuwion bewieved t-the mastew and t-the ownyew of 
t-the ship, mowe than those things which wewe spoken by Pauw. 

2-27:12 And because t-the haven w-was nyot commodious to wintew in, t-the mowe 
pawt advised to depawt (o´∀`o) t-thence awso, if by any means they m-might attain 
to Phenyice, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to wintew; which is an haven of Cwete, and wieth 
towawd t-the south west and nyowth west. 

27:13 And when t-the south wind ^w^ b-bwew softwy, supposing that they h-had 
obtainyed theiw puwpose, (;;;*_*) w-woosing thence, they saiwed cwose by Cwete. 

2-27:14 But nyot wong aftew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose against it a tempestuous wind, 
cawwed Euwocwydon. 

27:15 And when t-the s-ship w-was caught, and couwd nyot beaw up into t-the 
wind, we wet hew dwive. 

27:16 And wunnying undew a c-cewtain i-iswand which is cawwed C-Cwauda, we 
h-had m-much wowk to come by t-the boat: 27:17 W-Which when they h-had taken up, 
they used (*^‿^*) h-hewps, undewgiwding t-the ship; and, feawing west they shouwd 
faww into t-the (*´▽`*) q-quicksands, s-stwake saiw, and so wewe d-dwiven. 

27:18 And we being e-exceedingwy t-tossed with a tempest, t-the nyext day 
they wightenyed t-the ship; 2-27:19 And t-the thiwd day we cast out with ouw 
own h-hands t-the tackwing of t-the ship. 

2-27:20 And when nyeithew sun (=`ω´=) n-nyow staws in many days appeawed, and nyo 
smaww t-tempest way on u-us, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww hope that we shouwd be saved w-was t-then 
taken away. 

27:21 But aftew wong abstinyence Pauw s-stood fowth in t-the m-midst of t-them, 
and said, Siws, ye shouwd have heawkenyed u-unto me, and nyot have w-woosed 
fwom Cwete, and to have gainyed this hawm and woss. 

2-27:22 And nyow I exhowt you to be of g-good cheew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo 
w-woss of any man's wife among y-you, but of t-the ship. 

27:23 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe s-stood by m-me this nyight t-the angew of G-God, whose I am, 
and whom I sewve, 27:24 Saying, Feaw nyot, Pauw; t-thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must be b-bwought 
befowe Caesaw: and, wo, God hath given thee (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that saiw with 
thee. 

27:25 Whewefowe, siws, be of g-good cheew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I bewieve G-God, that it 
shaww be even as it w-was towd me. 

27:26 Howbeit we (* ^ ω ^) m-must be cast upon a c-cewtain iswand. 

27:27 But when t-the fouwteenth nyight w-was come, as we wewe dwiven up and 
down in Adwia, about midnyight t-the shipmen deemed that they dwew (=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw 
to s-some countwy; 2-27:28 And sounded, and f-found it ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty fathoms: and 
when they h-had gonye a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fuwthew, they sounded again, and f-found it 
f-fifteen f-fathoms. 

27:29 T-Then feawing west we shouwd have f-fawwen upon wocks, they cast 
fouw anchows out of t-the stewn, and wished (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the d-day. 

27:30 And as t-the shipmen wewe about to fwee out of t-the ship, when they 
h-had wet down t-the boat into t-the sea, undew cowouw as t-though they w-wouwd 
have cast anchows out of t-the foweship, 27:31 Pauw said to t-the 
centuwion and to t-the sowdiews, Except these abide in t-the ship, ye 
c-cannyot be saved. 

27:32 T-Then t-the sowdiews cut off t-the wopes of t-the boat, and wet hew 
faww off. 

27:33 And whiwe t-the day w-was coming o-on, Pauw besought t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww to o(>ω<)o t-take 
m-meat, s-saying, This day is t-the fouwteenth day that ye have t-tawwied and 
continyued f-fasting, h-having taken nyothing. 

2-27:34 Whewefowe I p-pway you to o(>ω<)o t-take s-some meat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw 
heawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyot an haiw faww fwom t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of any of you. 

2-27:35 And when he h-had thus spoken, he took bwead, and gave thanks to 
God in pwesence of t-them aww: and when he h-had bwoken it, he began to 
eat. 

27:36 T-Then wewe they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of g-good c-cheew, and they awso took s-some meat. 

27:37 And we wewe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in t-the s-ship two hundwed (o_O)! t-thweescowe and 
sixteen souws. 

27:38 And when they h-had eaten (T_T) *cries* e-enyough, they wightenyed t-the ship, and 
cast out t-the wheat into t-the sea. 

27:39 And when it w-was day, they knyew nyot t-the wand: but they d-discovewed 
a c-cewtain cweek with a s-showe, into t-the which they wewe minded, if it 
wewe possibwe, to thwust in t-the ship. 

(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) 2-27:40 And when they h-had taken up t-the anchows, they committed 
themsewves u-unto t-the sea, and w-woosed t-the wuddew bands, and h-hoised up 
t-the m-mainsaiw to t-the wind, and m-made towawd showe. 

27:41 And fawwing into a pwace whewe two seas met, they wan t-the s-ship 
agwound; and t-the fowepawt stuck fast, and wemainyed unmoveabwe, but t-the 
hindew pawt w-was bwoken with t-the viowence of t-the waves. 

27:42 And t-the s-sowdiews' counsew w-was to kiww t-the pwisonyews, west any of 
t-them shouwd swim (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and escape. 

27:43 But t-the centuwion, wiwwing to s-save Pauw, kept t-them fwom theiw 
puwpose; and commanded that they which couwd swim shouwd cast 
themsewves fiwst into t-the sea, and get to wand: 27:44 And t-the west, 
s-some on ^-^ b-boawds, and s-some on bwoken pieces of t-the ship. 

And so it came to pass, that they escaped (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww safe to wand. 

2-28:1 And when they wewe escaped, t-then they knyew that t-the i-iswand w-was 
cawwed (o_O)! M-Mewita. 

2-28:2 And t-the bawbawous peopwe shewed us nyo ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe kindnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they 
kindwed a f-fiwe, and weceived us {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy o-onye, because of t-the pwesent 
wain, and because of t-the cowd. 

( =ω=)..nyaa 2-28:3 And when Pauw h-had gathewed a bundwe of sticks, and w-waid t-them on 
t-the f-fiwe, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a vipew out of t-the h-heat, and (o-_-o) f-fastenyed on his 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

^-^ 2-28:4 And when t-the (-ω-、) b-bawbawians saw t-the venyomous beast h-hang on his hand, 
they said among themsewves, N-Nyo doubt this man is a m-muwdewew, whom, 
t-though he hath escaped t-the sea, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet vengeance suffeweth nyot to w-wive. 

2-28:5 And he shook off t-the beast into t-the f-fiwe, and fewt nyo hawm. 

28:6 Howbeit they wooked when he shouwd have swowwen, ow f-fawwen down 
dead suddenwy: but aftew they h-had wooked a gweat whiwe, and saw nyo 
hawm come to him, they changed theiw minds, and said that he w-was a 
god. 

o(>ω<)o 2-28:7 In t-the same quawtews wewe possessions of t-the chief man of t-the 
iswand, whose nyame w-was Pubwius; who weceived u-us, and wodged us thwee 
days couwteouswy. 

(;;;*_*) 2-28:8 And it came to pass, that t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of Pubwius way sick of a 
fevew and of a bwoody (っ˘ω˘ς ) *hugs tightly* f-fwux: to whom Pauw entewed in, and pwayed, and 
w-waid his h-hands on him, and heawed h-him. 

28:9 S-So when this w-was donye, othews awso, which h-had diseases in t-the 
iswand, came, and wewe h-heawed: 28:10 Who awso h-honyouwed us with many 
honyouws; and when we depawted, they w-waded us with such things as wewe 
nyecessawy. 

28:11 And aftew thwee months we depawted in a s-ship of Awexandwia, 
which h-had wintewed in t-the iswe, whose (*´▽`*) s-sign w-was Castow and Powwux. 

2-28:12 And w-wanding a-at Sywacuse, we t-tawwied (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe thwee days. 

(＾• ω •＾) 2-28:13 And fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence we fetched a compass, and came to W-Whegium: and 
aftew onye day t-the south wind (O.O) *twerks* b-bwew, and we came t-the nyext day to 
P-Puteowi: 28:14 Whewe we f-found bwethwen, and wewe desiwed to tawwy with 
t-them seven ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: and so we went towawd Wome. 

2-28:15 And fwom thence, when t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen heawd of u-us, they came to 
meet us as faw as Appii fowum, and The thwee tavewns: whom when Pauw 
saw, he thanked G-God, and took couwage. 

28:16 And when we came to Wome, t-the centuwion dewivewed t-the pwisonyews 
to t-the c-captain of t-the g-guawd: but Pauw w-was suffewed to dweww by himsewf 
with a sowdiew that kept h-him. 

28:17 And it came to pass, that aftew thwee days Pauw cawwed t-the chief 
of t-the Jews togethew: and when they wewe come togethew, he said u-unto 
t-them, Men and bwethwen, t-though I have committed nyothing against t-the 
p-peopwe, ow customs of ouw fathews, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-was I dewivewed pwisonyew fwom 
Jewusawem into t-the h-hands of t-the Womans. 

28:18 Who, when they h-had examinyed me, w-wouwd have wet m-me go, because 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo c-cause of death in me. 

28:19 But when t-the Jews spake against it, I w-was constwainyed to a-appeaw 
u-unto Caesaw; nyot that I h-had ought to a-accuse o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyation of. 

28:20 Fow this c-cause thewefowe have I cawwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, to s-see y-you, and 
to speak with you: because that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hope of Iswaew I am b-bound with 
this chain. 

2-28:21 And they said u-unto him, We nyeithew weceived wettews out of 
Judaea c-concewnying thee, nyeithew any of t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that came shewed 
ow spake any hawm of thee. 

2-28:22 But we d-desiwe to h-heaw of thee what t-thou thinkest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as 
c-concewnying this sect, we knyow that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe it is spoken a-against. 

28:23 And when they h-had appointed him a day, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came many to him 
into his wodging; to whom he expounded and testified t-the kingdom of 
G-God, pewsuading t-them c-concewnying Jesus, both out of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, 
and out of t-the pwophets, fwom mownying tiww evenying. 

28:24 And s-some bewieved t-the things which wewe spoken, and s-some 
bewieved n-nyot. 

28:25 And when they agweed nyot among themsewves, they depawted, aftew 
that Pauw h-had spoken onye wowd, Weww spake t-the Howy Ghost by Esaias t-the 
pwophet u-unto ouw fathews, 28:26 Saying, Go u-unto this p-peopwe, and say, 
Heawing ye shaww h-heaw, and shaww nyot u-undewstand; and seeing ye shaww 
see, and nyot pewceive: 28:27 Fow t-the heawt of this peopwe is (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed 
gwoss, and theiw eaws awe duww of h-heawing, and theiw eyes have they 
cwosed; west they shouwd s-see with theiw eyes, and h-heaw with theiw 
eaws, and undewstand with theiw heawt, and shouwd be convewted, and I 
shouwd heaw them. 

28:28 (☆▽☆) B-Be it knyown thewefowe u-unto y-you, that t-the sawvation of God is 
sent u-unto t-the G-Gentiwes, and that they wiww h-heaw it. 

28:29 And when he h-had said these wowds, t-the Jews depawted, and h-had 
gweat weasonying among themsewves. 

2-28:30 And Pauw d-dwewt two w-whowe yeaws in his own h-hiwed h-house, and 
weceived (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that came in u-unto him, 28:31 Pweaching t-the kingdom of 
G-God, and teaching those things which concewn t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-confidence, nyo man f-fowbidding h-him. 




The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the W-Womans 


1:1 Pauw, a sewvant of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, cawwed to be an apostwe, 
sepawated u-unto t-the gospew of G-God, 1:2 (-(Which he h-had pwomised afowe by 
his pwophets in t-the h-howy scwiptuwes,) 1:3 Concewnying his S-Son ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
Chwist ouw W-Wowd, which w-was m-made of t-the seed of David a-accowding to t-the 
fwesh; 1:4 And d-decwawed to be t-the S-Son of God with p-powew, a-accowding to 
t-the spiwit of howinyess, by t-the wesuwwection fwom t-the dead: 1:5 By whom 
we have weceived gwace and apostweship, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow obedience to t-the f-faith 
among (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyame: 1-1:6 Among whom awe ye awso t-the cawwed 
of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1:7 To (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that be in Wome, bewoved of G-God, cawwed to 
be s-saints: Gwace to you and peace fwom God ouw Fathew, and t-the Wowd 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:8 Fiwst, I thank o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you a-aww, that youw 
f-faith is spoken of (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout t-the w-whowe wowwd. 

1-1:9 Fow God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my witnyess, whom I sewve with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit in t-the gospew 
of his Son, that without ceasing I make mention of you awways in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pwayews; 1:10 Making wequest, if by any means nyow a-at wength I m-might 
have a p-pwospewous jouwnyey by t-the wiww of God to come u-unto you. 

1:11 Fow I wong to s-see y-you, that I may impawt u-unto you s-some \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw 
gift, to t-the end ye may be estabwished; 1:12 That is, that I may be 
c-comfowted togethew with you by t-the mutuaw f-faith both of you and me. 

1:13 Nyow I w-wouwd nyot have you ignyowant, bwethwen, that oftentimes I 
p-puwposed to come u-unto y-you, (but w-was wet hithewto,) that I m-might have 
s-some fwuit among you awso, even as among othew Gentiwes. 

1:14 I am d-debtow both to t-the Gweeks, and to t-the Bawbawians; both to 
t-the w-wise, and to t-the unwise. 

1:15 So, as m-much as in m-me is, I am weady to pweach t-the gospew to you 
that awe a-at Wome awso. 

1:16 Fow I am nyot a-ashamed of t-the gospew of Chwist: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is t-the p-powew 
of God u-unto sawvation to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that bewieveth; to t-the Jew fiwst, 
and awso to t-the Gweek. 

1:17 Fow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein is t-the wighteousnyess of God weveawed fwom f-faith to 
faith: as it is wwitten, The just shaww wive by faith. 

1:18 Fow t-the wwath of God is weveawed fwom heaven against (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
ungodwinyess and u-unwighteousnyess of men, who h-howd t-the twuth in 
unwighteousnyess; 1:19 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that which may be knyown of God is 
manyifest in t-them; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath shewed it u-unto them. 

1:20 Fow t-the invisibwe things of him fwom t-the cweation of t-the wowwd 
awe cweawwy seen, being undewstood by t-the things that awe made, even 
his etewnyaw p-powew and G-Godhead; so that they awe without e-excuse: 1-1:21 
(* ^ ω ^) B-Because that, when they knyew G-God, they gwowified him nyot as G-God, 
nyeithew wewe thankfuw; but became vain in theiw imaginyations, and 
theiw foowish heawt w-was dawkenyed. 

1:22 Pwofessing themsewves to be w-wise, they became f-foows, 1:23 And 
changed t-the gwowy of t-the uncowwuptibwe God into an i-image m-made w-wike to 
cowwuptibwe ^.^ m-man, and to biwds, and f-fouwfooted beasts, and c-cweeping 
things. 

1-1:24 Whewefowe God awso gave t-them up to uncweannyess thwough t-the wusts 
of theiw own heawts, to dishonyouw theiw own bodies b-between themsewves: 
1:25 Who changed t-the twuth of God into a wie, and w-wowshipped and 
sewved t-the cweatuwe mowe than t-the Cweatow, who is bwessed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 
A-Amen. 

1:26 Fow this c-cause God gave t-them up u-unto viwe affections: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow even 
theiw w-women did change t-the n-nyatuwaw use into that which is against 
nyatuwe: 1:27 And wikewise awso t-the men, weaving t-the n-nyatuwaw use of t-the 
woman, buwnyed in theiw w-wust onye towawd anyothew; men with men wowking 
that which is unseemwy, and weceiving in themsewves that wecompence of 
theiw ewwow which w-was meet. 

1:28 And even as they did nyot w-wike to w-wetain God in theiw knyowwedge, 
God gave t-them o-ovew to a wepwobate mind, to (^-^*)/ d-do those things which awe 
nyot c-convenyient; 1:29 Being fiwwed with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww unwighteousnyess, 
f-fownyication, wickednyess, covetousnyess, (´ ω `♡) m-mawiciousnyess; f-fuww of envy, 
muwdew, debate, deceit, mawignyity; whispewews, 1:30 Backbitews, hatews 
of G-God, despitefuw, pwoud, boastews, inventows of eviw things, 
disobedient to pawents, 1:31 Without u-undewstanding, covenyantbweakews, 
without n-nyatuwaw a-affection, impwacabwe, unmewcifuw: 1:32 Who knyowing 
t-the j-judgment of G-God, that they which commit such things awe wowthy of 
d-death, nyot onwy (^-^*)/ d-do t-the s-same, but have pweasuwe in t-them that (^-^*)/ d-do them. 

2:1 Thewefowe t-thou awt i-inyexcusabwe, O-O ^.^ m-man, w-whosoevew t-thou awt that 
judgest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whewein t-thou judgest anyothew, t-thou condemnyest t-thysewf; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou that judgest doest t-the same things. 

2:2 But we awe suwe that t-the j-judgment of God is a-accowding to twuth 
against t-them which commit such things. 

2-2:3 And thinkest t-thou this, O-O ^.^ m-man, that judgest t-them which (^-^*)/ d-do such 
things, and doest t-the s-same, that t-thou shawt escape t-the j-judgment of 
God? 2:4 Ow despisest t-thou t-the w-wiches of his goodnyess and fowbeawance 
and wongsuffewing; nyot knyowing that t-the goodnyess of God weadeth thee 
to wepentance? 2-2:5 But aftew thy hawdnyess and impenyitent heawt 
tweasuwest up u-unto t-thysewf wwath against t-the day of wwath and 
wevewation of t-the wighteous j-judgment of God; 2:6 Who wiww w-wendew to 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to his deeds: 2-2:7 To t-them who by patient 
c-continyuance in w-weww doing seek (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gwowy and honyouw and immowtawity, 
etewnyaw wife: 2:8 But u-unto t-them that awe (❤ω❤) c-contentious, and (^-^*)/ d-do nyot obey 
t-the twuth, but obey unwighteousnyess, indignyation and wwath, 2-2:9 
Twibuwation and anguish, upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy souw of man that doeth eviw, of 
t-the Jew fiwst, and awso of t-the G-Gentiwe; 2:10 But gwowy, honyouw, and 
p-peace, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that w-wowketh g-good, to t-the Jew fiwst, and awso to 
t-the Gentiwe: 2-2:11 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wespect of p-pewsons with God. 

2:12 Fow as many as have sinnyed without (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww awso pewish without 
waw: and as many as have sinnyed in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww be judged by t-the waw; 
(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 (Fow nyot t-the heawews of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw awe just befowe G-God, but t-the 
doews of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww be justified. 

2:14 Fow when t-the G-Gentiwes, which have nyot t-the w-waw, (^-^*)/ d-do by nyatuwe t-the 
things c-containyed in t-the w-waw, these, h-having nyot t-the w-waw, awe a (☆▽☆) w-waw u-unto 
themsewves: 2:15 W-Which s-shew t-the wowk of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw wwitten in theiw 
heawts, theiw conscience awso beawing witnyess, and theiw thoughts t-the 
mean whiwe accusing ow ewse e-excusing onye anyothew;) 2:16 In t-the day 
when God shaww j-judge t-the secwets of men by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist a-accowding to 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gospew. 

2:17 Behowd, t-thou awt cawwed a J-Jew, and westest in t-the w-waw, and makest 
thy boast of G-God, 2:18 And k-knyowest his wiww, and a-appwovest t-the things 
that awe mowe e-excewwent, being instwucted out of t-the waw; 2:19 And awt 
|･ω･) c-confident that t-thou t-thysewf awt a guide of t-the bwind, a wight of t-them 
which awe in dawknyess, {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 An instwuctow of t-the foowish, a teachew of 
b-babes, which hast t-the f-fowm of k-knyowwedge and of t-the twuth in t-the waw. 

2:21 T-Thou thewefowe which teachest anyothew, teachest t-thou nyot t-thysewf? 
t-thou that p-pweachest a man shouwd nyot steaw, d-dost t-thou steaw? 2:22 
T-Thou that sayest a man shouwd nyot commit a-aduwtewy, d-dost t-thou commit 
aduwtewy? t-thou that abhowwest idows, d-dost t-thou commit sacwiwege? 2:23 
T-Thou that makest thy boast of t-the w-waw, thwough bweaking t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw 
d-dishonyouwest t-thou God? 2:24 Fow t-the nyame of God is bwasphemed among 
t-the G-Gentiwes thwough y-you, as it is w-wwitten. 

2:25 Fow ciwcumcision vewiwy pwofiteth, if t-thou keep t-the waw: but if 
t-thou be a bweakew of t-the w-waw, thy ciwcumcision is m-made unciwcumcision. 

2:26 Thewefowe if t-the unciwcumcision keep t-the wighteousnyess of t-the 
w-waw, shaww nyot his unciwcumcision be c-counted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ciwcumcision? (^ω~) 2-2:27 
And shaww nyot unciwcumcision which is by nyatuwe, if it fuwfiw t-the w-waw, 
j-judge thee, who by t-the wettew and ciwcumcision d-dost twansgwess t-the 
waw? 2:28 Fow he is nyot a J-Jew, which is onye |･ω･) o-outwawdwy; nyeithew is 
that ciwcumcision, which is (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd in t-the fwesh: 2:29 But he is a 
J-Jew, which is onye inwawdwy; and ciwcumcision is that of t-the heawt, in 
t-the spiwit, and nyot in t-the wettew; whose pwaise is nyot of men, but of 
God. 

3-3:1 What advantage t-then hath t-the Jew? ow what pwofit is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe of 
ciwcumcision? 3:2 Much {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy w-way: chiefwy, because that u-unto t-them 
wewe committed t-the o-owacwes of God. 

3-3:3 Fow what if s-some did nyot ^.^ b-bewieve? shaww theiw unbewief make t-the 
f-faith of God without effect? 3:4 God fowbid: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, wet God be twue, 
but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a wiaw; as it is wwitten, That t-thou mightest be 
j-justified in thy sayings, and mightest ovewcome when t-thou awt judged. 

3:5 But if ouw u-unwighteousnyess commend t-the wighteousnyess of G-God, what 
shaww we say? Is God unwighteous who taketh vengeance? (I speak as a 
m-man) 3-3:6 God fowbid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then how shaww God j-judge t-the wowwd? 3:7 Fow 
if t-the twuth of God hath mowe abounded thwough o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-wie u-unto his gwowy; 
why (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet am I awso judged as a s-sinnyew? 3:8 And nyot wathew, (as we be 
swandewouswy w-wepowted, and as s-some a-affiwm that we say,) Wet us (^-^*)/ d-do 
eviw, that g-good may come? whose damnyation is just. 

3-3:9 What then? awe we bettew than they? Nyo, in nyo wise: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we have 
befowe pwoved both Jews and G-Gentiwes, that they awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww undew sin; 
3:10 As it is wwitten, Thewe is nyonye (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, nyo, nyot onye: 3:11 
Thewe is nyonye that undewstandeth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that seeketh aftew 
God. 

3:12 They awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gonye out of t-the way, they awe togethew become 
u-unpwofitabwe; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye that doeth g-good, nyo, nyot onye. 

3:13 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw thwoat is an open sepuwchwe; with theiw t-tongues they have 
used d-deceit; t-the poison of asps is undew theiw wips: 3:14 Whose mouth 
is f-fuww of c-cuwsing and b-bittewnyess: 3:15 (* ^ ω ^) T-Theiw feet awe swift to shed 
b-bwood: 3:16 D-Destwuction and misewy awe in theiw ways: 3:17 And t-the w-way 
of peace have they nyot knyown: 3:18 Thewe is nyo f-feaw of God befowe 
theiw eyes. 

3:19 Nyow we knyow that what things soevew t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw saith, it saith to 
t-them who awe undew t-the waw: that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mouth may be stopped, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the wowwd may become g-guiwty befowe God. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Thewefowe by t-the deeds of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww nyo fwesh be 
j-justified in his sight: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is t-the k-knyowwedge of sin. 

3:21 But nyow t-the wighteousnyess of God without t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is manyifested, 
being witnyessed by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw and t-the pwophets; 3-3:22 Even t-the 
wighteousnyess of God which is by f-faith of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww and 
upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that bewieve: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo diffewence: 3:23 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
have sinnyed, and come showt of t-the gwowy of God; 3:24 Being j-justified 
f-fweewy by his gwace thwough t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption that is in Chwist Jesus: 
(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 Whom God hath s-set fowth to be a pwopitiation thwough f-faith in his 
bwood, to decwawe his wighteousnyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wemission of s-sins that awe 
past, thwough t-the fowbeawance of God; 3:26 To decwawe, I say, a-at this 
time his wighteousnyess: that he m-might be just, and t-the justifiew of 
him which b-bewieveth in Jesus. 

3-3:27 Whewe is boasting then? I-It is excwuded. By what waw? of wowks? 
Nyay: but by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of faith. 

3:28 Thewefowe we concwude that a man is j-justified by f-faith without 
t-the deeds of t-the waw. 

3-3:29 Is he t-the God of t-the Jews onwy? is he nyot awso of t-the Gentiwes? 
Yes, of t-the G-Gentiwes awso: 3:30 Seeing it is onye G-God, which shaww 
justify t-the ciwcumcision by faith, and unciwcumcision thwough faith. 

3:31 Do we t-then make void t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw thwough faith? God fowbid: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, we 
estabwish t-the waw. 

4:1 What shaww we say t-then that A-Abwaham ouw fathew, as pewtainying to 
t-the f-fwesh, hath found? 4-4:2 Fow if A-Abwaham wewe j-justified by wowks, he 
hath wheweof to gwowy; but nyot befowe God. 

4:3 Fow what saith t-the s-scwiptuwe? A-Abwaham bewieved G-God, and it w-was 
c-counted u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

4-4:4 Nyow to him that w-wowketh is t-the wewawd nyot w-weckonyed of gwace, but 
of debt. 

4-4:5 But to him that w-wowketh nyot, but b-bewieveth on him that justifieth 
t-the ungodwy, his f-faith is c-counted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

4:6 Even as David awso descwibeth t-the bwessednyess of t-the ^.^ m-man, u-unto 
whom God imputeth wighteousnyess without wowks, 4:7 Saying, Bwessed awe 
they whose inyiquities awe fowgiven, and whose s-sins awe covewed. 

4-4:8 Bwessed is t-the man to whom t-the Wowd wiww nyot impute sin. 

4:9 Cometh this bwessednyess t-then upon t-the ciwcumcision onwy, ow upon 
t-the unciwcumcision awso? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we say that f-faith w-was w-weckonyed to A-Abwaham 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

4:10 How w-was it t-then weckonyed? when he w-was in ciwcumcision, ow in 
(⌒ω⌒) u-unciwcumcision? Nyot in ciwcumcision, but in unciwcumcision. 

4:11 And he weceived t-the (*´▽`*) s-sign of ciwcumcision, a s-seaw of t-the 
wighteousnyess of t-the f-faith which he h-had (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet being unciwcumcised: that 
he m-might be t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that b-bewieve, t-though they be nyot 
ciwcumcised; that wighteousnyess m-might be (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed u-unto t-them awso: 4:12 
And t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of ciwcumcision to t-them who awe nyot of t-the ciwcumcision 
onwy, but who awso wawk in t-the steps of that f-faith of ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew 
A-Abwaham, which he h-had being (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet unciwcumcised. 

4:13 Fow t-the pwomise, that he shouwd be t-the h-heiw of t-the wowwd, w-was nyot 
to A-Abwaham, ow to his seed, thwough t-the w-waw, but thwough t-the 
wighteousnyess of faith. 

4:14 Fow if they which awe of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw be heiws, f-faith is m-made void, 
and t-the pwomise m-made of nyonye effect: 4:15 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw w-wowketh 
w-wwath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whewe nyo (☆▽☆) w-waw is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo twansgwession. 

4:16 Thewefowe it is of faith, that it m-might be by gwace; to t-the end 
t-the pwomise m-might be suwe to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the seed; nyot to that onwy which is 
of t-the w-waw, but to that awso which is of t-the f-faith of Abwaham; who is 
t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew of us a-aww, 4:17 (As it is wwitten, I have m-made thee a 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew of many nyations,) befowe him whom he bewieved, even G-God, who 
quickenyeth t-the dead, and cawweth those things which be nyot as t-though 
they wewe. 

4-4:18 Who against hope bewieved in hope, that he m-might become t-the 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew of many n-nyations, a-accowding to that which w-was spoken, S-So shaww 
thy seed be. 

4:19 And being nyot weak in faith, he considewed nyot his own body nyow 
dead, when he w-was about an hundwed yeaws o-owd, nyeithew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the d-deadnyess 
of Sawah's womb: 4:20 He staggewed nyot a-at t-the pwomise of God thwough 
unbewief; but w-was stwong in faith, giving gwowy to God; 4:21 And being 
fuwwy pewsuaded that, what he h-had pwomised, he w-was abwe awso to 
pewfowm. 

4:22 And thewefowe it w-was (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

4:23 Nyow it w-was nyot wwitten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sake awonye, that it w-was (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed to 
h-him; 4:24 But (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us awso, to whom it shaww be imputed, if we bewieve 
on him that waised up ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw Wowd fwom t-the dead; 4:25 Who w-was 
dewivewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw offences, and w-was waised again (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw 
j-justification. 

5:1 Thewefowe being j-justified by faith, we have peace with God thwough 
ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 5-5:2 By whom awso we have a-access by f-faith into 
this gwace whewein we stand, and wejoice in hope of t-the gwowy of God. 

5:3 And nyot onwy so, but we gwowy in twibuwations awso: knyowing that 
twibuwation w-wowketh patience; 5:4 And p-patience, expewience; and 
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ e-expewience, hope: 5:5 And hope m-maketh nyot ashamed; because t-the wove of 
God is shed a-abwoad in ouw (x_x)V h-heawts by t-the Howy Ghost which is given u-unto 
us. 

5:6 Fow when we wewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet without stwength, in d-due time Chwist died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the u-ungodwy. 

5:7 Fow scawcewy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wighteous man wiww onye die: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pewadventuwe 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a g-good man s-some w-wouwd even dawe to die. 

5:8 But God commendeth his wove towawd u-us, in that, whiwe we wewe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
sinnyews, Chwist died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. 

5:9 Much mowe then, being nyow j-justified by his bwood, we shaww be 
saved fwom wwath thwough h-him. 

5:10 Fow (O_O;) i-if, when we wewe >_> e-enyemies, we wewe weconciwed to God by t-the 
death of his Son, m-much m-mowe, being w-weconciwed, we shaww be saved by 
his wife. 

5:11 And nyot onwy so, but we awso joy in God thwough ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, by whom we have nyow weceived t-the atonyement. 

5:12 Whewefowe, as by onye man sin entewed into t-the wowwd, and death by 
sin; and so death passed upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww have sinnyed: 5-5:13 
(Fow untiw t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw sin w-was in t-the wowwd: but sin is nyot (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed when 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo waw. 

5:14 Nyevewthewess death weignyed fwom Adam to Moses, even o-ovew t-them 
that h-had nyot sinnyed aftew t-the simiwitude of Adam's twansgwession, who 
is t-the figuwe of him that w-was to come. 

5:15 But nyot as t-the offence, so awso is t-the fwee ต(=ω=)ต g-gift. Fow if thwough 
t-the offence of onye many be dead, m-much mowe t-the gwace of G-God, and t-the 
gift by gwace, which is by onye ^.^ m-man, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, hath abounded u-unto 
many. 

5:16 And nyot as it w-was by onye that sinnyed, so is t-the g-gift: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
j-judgment w-was by onye to condemnyation, but t-the fwee gift is of many 
offences u-unto j-justification. 

5:17 Fow if by onye man's offence death weignyed by onye; m-much mowe they 
which weceive a-abundance of gwace and of t-the gift of wighteousnyess 
shaww weign in wife by o-onye, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist.) 5:18 Thewefowe as by t-the 
offence of onye j-judgment came upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men to condemnyation; even so by 
t-the wighteousnyess of onye t-the fwee gift came upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men u-unto 
justification of wife. 

5:19 Fow as by onye man's disobedience many wewe m-made sinnyews, so by 
t-the obedience of onye shaww many be m-made wighteous. 

5:20 Moweovew t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw e-entewed, that t-the offence m-might abound. But 
whewe sin abounded, gwace did m-much mowe abound: 5:21 That as sin hath 
weignyed u-unto d-death, even so m-might gwace weign thwough wighteousnyess 
u-unto etewnyaw wife by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Wowd. 

6-6:1 What shaww we say then? Shaww we continyue in sin, that gwace may 
abound? 6:2 God fowbid. How shaww ^w^ w-we, that awe dead to sin, wive any 
wongew thewein? 6:3 K-Knyow ye nyot, that so many of us as wewe baptized 
into ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist wewe baptized into his d-death? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Thewefowe we awe 
buwied with him by baptism into (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: that w-wike as Chwist w-was waised 
up fwom t-the dead by t-the gwowy of t-the Fathew, even so we awso shouwd 
wawk in nyewnyess of wife. 

6:5 Fow if we have b-been pwanted togethew in t-the wikenyess of his d-death, 
we shaww be awso in t-the wikenyess of his wesuwwection: 6:6 Knyowing 
this, that ouw o-owd man is c-cwucified with him, that t-the body of sin 
m-might be destwoyed, that hencefowth we shouwd nyot sewve sin. 

6:7 Fow he that is dead is fweed fwom sin. 

6:8 Nyow if we be dead with (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, we bewieve that we shaww awso wive 
with him: 6:9 Knyowing that Chwist being waised fwom t-the dead dieth nyo 
mowe; death hath nyo mowe dominyion o-ovew h-him. 

6:10 Fow in that he died, he died u-unto sin once: but in that he 
w-wiveth, he wiveth u-unto God. 

6:11 Wikewise weckon ye awso youwsewves to be dead indeed u-unto sin, 
but a-awive u-unto God thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Wowd. 

6:12 Wet nyot sin thewefowe weign in youw mowtaw b-body, that ye shouwd 
obey it in t-the wusts t-theweof. 

6:13 N-Nyeithew yiewd ye youw membews as instwuments of u-unwighteousnyess 
u-unto (*°▽°*) s-sin: but yiewd youwsewves u-unto G-God, as those that awe a-awive fwom 
t-the dead, and youw membews as instwuments of wighteousnyess u-unto God. 

6:14 Fow sin shaww nyot have dominyion o-ovew you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe nyot undew 
t-the w-waw, but undew gwace. 

6:15 What then? shaww we sin, because we awe nyot undew t-the w-waw, but 
undew gwace? God fowbid. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 K-Knyow ye nyot, that to whom ye yiewd youwsewves (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to obey, 
his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants ye awe to whom ye obey; whethew of sin u-unto d-death, ow of 
obedience u-unto w-wighteousnyess? 6-6:17 But God be thanked, that ye wewe 
t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of sin, but ye have obeyed fwom t-the heawt that f-fowm of 
doctwinye which w-was dewivewed you. 

6:18 Being t-then m-made fwee fwom sin, ye became t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of 
( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 I speak aftew t-the m-mannyew of men because of t-the infiwmity of youw 
fwesh: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as ye have yiewded youw membews (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to uncweannyess and 
to i-inyiquity u-unto inyiquity; even so nyow yiewd youw membews (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to 
wighteousnyess u-unto howinyess. 

6:20 Fow when ye wewe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of sin, ye wewe fwee fwom 
( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

6:21 What fwuit h-had ye t-then in those things wheweof ye awe nyow 
ashamed? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the end of those things is death. 

6:22 But nyow being m-made fwee fwom sin, and become (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to G-God, ye 
have youw fwuit u-unto howinyess, and t-the end evewwasting wife. 

6:23 Fow t-the wages of sin is death; but t-the gift of God is etewnyaw 
wife thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Wowd. 

7:1 K-Knyow ye nyot, bwethwen, (fow I speak to t-them that knyow t-the ;;w;; w-waw,) 
how that t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw hath dominyion o-ovew a man as wong as he w-wiveth? 7:2 
Fow t-the woman which hath an h-husband is b-bound by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw to hew h-husband 
so wong as he wiveth; but if t-the h-husband be dead, she is w-woosed fwom 
t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of hew husband. 

7-7:3 S-So t-then (O_O;) i-if, whiwe hew h-husband w-wiveth, she be mawwied to anyothew 
^.^ m-man, she shaww be cawwed an aduwtewess: but if hew h-husband be dead, 
she is fwee fwom that waw; so that she is nyo aduwtewess, t-though she be 
mawwied to anyothew m-man. 

7:4 Whewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, ye awso awe become dead to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw by t-the 
body of Chwist; that ye shouwd be mawwied to anyothew, even to him who 
is waised fwom t-the dead, that we shouwd bwing fowth fwuit u-unto God. 

7:5 Fow when we wewe in t-the f-fwesh, t-the motions of sins, which wewe by 
t-the w-waw, did wowk in ouw membews to bwing fowth fwuit u-unto death. 

7:6 But nyow we awe dewivewed fwom t-the w-waw, that being dead whewein we 
wewe h-hewd; that we shouwd sewve in nyewnyess of spiwit, and nyot in t-the 
owdnyess of t-the wettew. 

7-7:7 What shaww we say then? Is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw s-sin? God fowbid. Nyay, I h-had nyot 
knyown sin, but by t-the waw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I h-had nyot knyown wust, except t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw 
h-had said, T-Thou shawt nyot covet. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 But sin, taking occasion by t-the c-commandment, wwought in m-me (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
m-mannyew of concupiscence. Fow without t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw sin w-was dead. 

7:9 Fow I w-was a-awive without t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw once: but when t-the commandment 
came, sin wevived, and I died. 

7:10 And t-the c-commandment, which w-was o-owdainyed to w-wife, I f-found to be 
u-unto death. 

7:11 Fow sin, taking occasion by t-the c-commandment, d-deceived me, and by 
it swew me. 

7:12 Whewefowe t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is howy, and t-the commandment howy, and just, 
and good. 

7:13 Was t-then that which is g-good m-made death u-unto m-me? God fowbid. But 
sin, that it m-might appeaw sin, wowking death in m-me by that which is 
good; that sin by t-the commandment m-might become exceeding s-sinfuw. 

7:14 Fow we knyow that t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is s-spiwituaw: but I am cawnyaw, sowd 
undew sin. 

7:15 Fow that which I (^-^*)/ d-do I awwow nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what I wouwd, that (^-^*)/ d-do I n-nyot; 
but what I hate, that (^-^*)/ d-do I. 

7:16 If t-then I (^-^*)/ d-do that which I w-wouwd nyot, I consent u-unto t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw that 
it is good. 

7:17 Nyow t-then it is nyo mowe I that (^-^*)/ d-do it, but sin that d-dwewweth in me. 

7:18 Fow I knyow that in m-me (that is, in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh,) d-dwewweth nyo g-good 
thing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to wiww is pwesent with m-me; but how to pewfowm that which 
is g-good I f-find n-nyot. 

xDD 7-7:19 Fow t-the g-good that I w-wouwd I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot: but t-the eviw which I w-wouwd 
nyot, that I do. 

7:20 Nyow if I (^-^*)/ d-do that I w-wouwd nyot, it is nyo mowe I that (^-^*)/ d-do it, but sin 
that d-dwewweth in me. 

7:21 I f-find t-then a w-waw, that, when I w-wouwd (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, eviw is pwesent 
with me. 

7:22 Fow I dewight in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of God aftew t-the inwawd man: 7:23 But I 
s-see anyothew (☆▽☆) w-waw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ∀ ` *) m-membews, wawwing against t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mind, and 
bwinging m-me into captivity to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of sin which is in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my membews. 

7:24 O-O wwetched man that I am! who shaww d-dewivew m-me fwom t-the body of 
this d-death? 7:25 I thank God thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Wowd. S-So t-then 
with t-the mind I mysewf sewve t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of God; but with t-the fwesh t-the 
(☆▽☆) w-waw of sin. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Thewe is thewefowe nyow nyo condemnyation to t-them which awe in Chwist 
Jesus, who wawk nyot aftew t-the f-fwesh, but aftew t-the Spiwit. 

8-8:2 Fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of t-the Spiwit of wife in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus hath m-made m-me 
fwee fwom t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of sin and death. 

8:3 Fow what t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw couwd nyot do, in that it w-was weak thwough t-the 
f-fwesh, God sending his own S-Son in t-the wikenyess of s-sinfuw f-fwesh, and 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin, condemnyed sin in t-the fwesh: 8:4 That t-the wighteousnyess of t-the 
(☆▽☆) w-waw m-might be fuwfiwwed in u-us, who wawk nyot aftew t-the f-fwesh, but aftew 
t-the Spiwit. 

8-8:5 Fow they that awe aftew t-the fwesh (^-^*)/ d-do mind t-the things of t-the fwesh; 
but they that awe aftew t-the Spiwit t-the things of t-the Spiwit. 

8:6 Fow to be cawnyawwy minded is death; but to be spiwituawwy minded 
is wife and p-peace. 

8:7 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the cawnyaw mind is enmity against G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is nyot 
subject to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of G-God, nyeithew indeed c-can be. 

8:8 S-So t-then they that awe in t-the fwesh c-cannyot pwease God. 

8:9 But ye awe nyot in t-the f-fwesh, but in t-the S-Spiwit, if so be that t-the 
Spiwit of God dweww in you. Nyow if any man have nyot t-the Spiwit of 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, he is nyonye of his. 

8-8:10 And if Chwist be in y-you, t-the body is dead because of sin; but t-the 
Spiwit is wife because of ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

8-8:11 But if t-the Spiwit of him that waised up ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus fwom t-the dead dweww 
in y-you, he that waised up Chwist fwom t-the dead shaww awso quicken youw 
mowtaw bodies by his Spiwit that d-dwewweth in you. 

8:12 Thewefowe, bwethwen, we awe debtows, nyot to t-the f-fwesh, to wive 
aftew t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

8-8:13 Fow if ye wive aftew t-the f-fwesh, ye shaww die: but if ye thwough 
t-the Spiwit (^-^*)/ d-do m-mowtify t-the deeds of t-the b-body, ye shaww w-wive. 

8:14 Fow as many as awe w-wed by t-the Spiwit of G-God, they awe t-the sons of 
God. 

8:15 Fow ye have nyot weceived t-the spiwit of bondage again to feaw; but 
ye have weceived t-the Spiwit of a-adoption, wheweby we cwy, Abba, Fathew. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 The Spiwit itsewf beaweth witnyess with ouw spiwit, that we awe 
t-the chiwdwen of G-God: 8:17 And if c-chiwdwen, t-then h-heiws; heiws of G-God, 
and j-joint-heiws with Chwist; if so be that we s-suffew with him, that we 
may be awso gwowified togethew. 

8-8:18 Fow I weckon that t-the suffewings of this pwesent time awe nyot 
wowthy to be compawed with t-the gwowy which shaww be weveawed in us. 

8-8:19 Fow t-the e-eawnyest expectation of t-the cweatuwe waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
manyifestation of t-the sons of God. 

8:20 Fow t-the cweatuwe w-was m-made subject to v-vanyity, nyot wiwwingwy, but 
by w-weason of him who hath subjected t-the same in hope, 8-8:21 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the 
cweatuwe itsewf awso shaww be dewivewed fwom t-the bondage of cowwuption 
into t-the gwowious w-wibewty of t-the chiwdwen of God. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 Fow we knyow that t-the w-whowe cweation g-gwoanyeth and t-twavaiweth in 
pain togethew untiw n-nyow. 

8:23 And nyot onwy they, but ouwsewves awso, which have t-the fiwstfwuits 
of t-the S-Spiwit, even we ouwsewves gwoan within ouwsewves, waiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the a-adoption, to wit, t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption of ouw body. 

8:24 Fow we awe saved by hope: but hope that is s-seen is nyot hope: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
what a man seeth, why doth he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hope fow? 8:25 But if we hope (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
that we s-see nyot, t-then (^-^*)/ d-do we with p-patience wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it. 

8:26 Wikewise t-the Spiwit awso hewpeth ouw infiwmities: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we knyow nyot 
what we shouwd p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as we ought: but t-the Spiwit itsewf m-maketh 
intewcession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us with gwoanyings which c-cannyot be uttewed. 

8:27 And he that seawcheth t-the (x_x)V h-heawts k-knyoweth what is t-the mind of t-the 
S-Spiwit, because he m-maketh intewcession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the saints a-accowding to t-the 
wiww of God. 

8:28 And we knyow that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things wowk togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good to t-them that 
wove G-God, to t-them who awe t-the cawwed a-accowding to his puwpose. 

8:29 Fow whom he did foweknyow, he awso did p-pwedestinyate to be 
c-confowmed to t-the i-image of his Son, that he m-might be t-the fiwstbown 
among many bwethwen. 

8:30 Moweovew whom he did pwedestinyate, t-them he awso (>_<) c-cawwed: and whom 
he cawwed, t-them he awso justified: and whom he justified, t-them he awso 
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. 

8:31 What shaww we t-then say to these (o^▽^o) t-things? If God be (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, who c-can 
be against us? 8:32 He that spawed nyot his own Son, but dewivewed him 
up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us a-aww, how shaww he nyot with him awso f-fweewy g-give us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
(o^▽^o) t-things? ╰(▔∀▔)╯ 8-8:33 Who shaww way any t-thing to t-the chawge of God's ewect? I-It 
is God that justifieth. 

8:34 Who is he that (=①ω①=) c-condemnyeth? I-It is Chwist that died, yea wathew, 
that is wisen again, who is even a-at t-the wight hand of G-God, who awso 
m-maketh intewcession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. 

8-8:35 Who shaww sepawate us fwom t-the wove of Chwist? shaww twibuwation, 
ow distwess, ow pewsecution, ow (≧◡≦) f-faminye, ow n-nyakednyess, ow pewiw, ow 
swowd? 8:36 As it is wwitten, Fow thy sake we awe kiwwed (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the day 
w-wong; we awe a-accounted as sheep (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-swaughtew. 

8-8:37 Nyay, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things we awe mowe than conquewows thwough him 
that woved us. 

8:38 Fow I am pewsuaded, that nyeithew d-death, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-wife, (=`ω´=) n-nyow a-angews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
pwincipawities, (=`ω´=) n-nyow powews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow things pwesent, (=`ω´=) n-nyow things to come, 
8:39 Nyow height, (=`ω´=) n-nyow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-depth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any othew cweatuwe, shaww be abwe to 
sepawate us fwom t-the wove of G-God, which is in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw Wowd. 

9:1 I say t-the twuth in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, I w-wie nyot, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my conscience awso beawing 
m-me witnyess in t-the Howy Ghost, (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 That I have gweat heavinyess and 
c-continyuaw sowwow in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt. 

9:3 Fow I couwd wish that mysewf wewe accuwsed fwom Chwist (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bwethwen, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kinsmen a-accowding to t-the fwesh: 9:4 Who awe Iswaewites; 
to whom p-pewtainyeth t-the a-adoption, and t-the gwowy, and t-the covenyants, and 
t-the giving of t-the w-waw, and t-the sewvice of G-God, and t-the pwomises; 9:5 
Whose awe t-the fathews, and of whom as c-concewnying t-the fwesh Chwist 
came, who is o-ovew a-aww, God bwessed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. A-Amen. 

9:6 Nyot as t-though t-the wowd of God hath taken nyonye e-effect. Fow they awe 
nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww I-Iswaew, which awe of Iswaew: 9:7 N-Nyeithew, because they awe t-the 
seed of A-Abwaham, awe they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww chiwdwen: but, In Isaac shaww thy seed 
be cawwed. 

9:8 That is, They which awe t-the chiwdwen of t-the f-fwesh, these awe nyot 
t-the chiwdwen of G-God: but t-the chiwdwen of t-the pwomise awe c-counted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the seed. 

9:9 Fow this is t-the wowd of pwomise, {{ (>_<) }} A-At this time wiww I come, and 
Sawah shaww have a (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And nyot onwy this; but when Webecca awso h-had ╰(▔∀▔)╯ c-conceived by o-onye, 
even by ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew Isaac; 9-9:11 (Fow t-the chiwdwen being nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet b-bown, 
nyeithew h-having donye any g-good ow eviw, that t-the puwpose of God 
a-accowding to ewection m-might stand, nyot of wowks, but of him that 
cawweth;) 9:12 I-It w-was said u-unto hew, The ewdew shaww sewve t-the 
youngew. 

9:13 As it is wwitten, J-Jacob have I woved, but E-Esau have I hated. 

9-9:14 What shaww we say then? Is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe u-unwighteousnyess with God? God 
fowbid. 

9:15 Fow he saith to Moses, I wiww have (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on whom I wiww have 
m-mewcy, and I wiww have compassion on whom I wiww have compassion. 

9:16 S-So t-then it is nyot of him that wiwweth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of him that w-wunnyeth, 
but of God that sheweth mewcy. 

9:17 Fow t-the scwiptuwe saith u-unto Phawaoh, Even (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this same puwpose 
have I waised thee up, that I m-might s-shew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-powew in thee, and that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyame m-might be d-decwawed (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

9:18 Thewefowe hath he (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on whom he wiww have m-mewcy, and whom he 
wiww he hawdenyeth. 

9:19 T-Thou wiwt say t-then u-unto me, Why doth he (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet f-find f-fauwt? Fow who 
hath wesisted his wiww? 9:20 Nyay but, O-O ^.^ m-man, who awt t-thou that 
wepwiest against God? Shaww t-the t-thing |･ω･) f-fowmed say to him that |･ω･) f-fowmed 
it, Why hast t-thou m-made m-me thus? 9:21 Hath nyot t-the pottew p-powew o-ovew 
t-the c-cway, of t-the same wump to make onye vessew u-unto honyouw, and anyothew 
u-unto dishonyouw? 9:22 What if G-God, wiwwing to s-shew his wwath, and to 
make his p-powew (≧◡≦) k-knyown, enduwed with m-much ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wongsuffewing t-the vessews of 
wwath fitted to destwuction: 9:23 And that he m-might make knyown t-the 
w-wiches of his gwowy on t-the vessews of m-mewcy, which he h-had afowe 
pwepawed u-unto gwowy, 9:24 Even u-us, whom he hath cawwed, nyot of t-the 
Jews onwy, but awso of t-the Gentiwes? 9:25 As he saith awso in Osee, I 
wiww caww t-them o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, which wewe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; and hew bewoved, 
which w-was nyot bewoved. 

9:26 And it shaww come to pass, that in t-the pwace whewe it w-was said 
u-unto t-them, Ye awe nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe; (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww they be cawwed t-the 
chiwdwen of t-the wiving God. 

9:27 Esaias awso cwieth c-concewnying I-Iswaew, Though t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew be as t-the sand of t-the sea, a wemnyant shaww be 
saved: 9-9:28 Fow he wiww finyish t-the wowk, and cut it showt in 
wighteousnyess: because a showt wowk wiww t-the Wowd make upon t-the eawth. 

9:29 And as Esaias said b-befowe, Except t-the Wowd of Sabaoth h-had weft us 
a seed, we h-had b-been as Sodoma, and b-been m-made w-wike u-unto Gomowwha. 

9:30 What shaww we say then? That t-the G-Gentiwes, which f-fowwowed nyot 
aftew wighteousnyess, have attainyed to wighteousnyess, even t-the 
wighteousnyess which is of faith. 

9:31 But I-Iswaew, which f-fowwowed aftew t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of wighteousnyess, hath 
nyot attainyed to t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

9:32 Whewefowe? (* ^ ω ^) B-Because they sought it nyot by faith, but as it wewe by 
t-the wowks of t-the waw. Fow they stumbwed a-at that stumbwingstonye; 9:33 
As it is wwitten, Behowd, I way in Sion a stumbwingstonye and w-wock of 
offence: and w-whosoevew b-bewieveth on him shaww nyot be a-ashamed. 

10:1 Bwethwen, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-heawt's d-desiwe and pwayew to God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Iswaew is, that 
they m-might be saved. 

1-10:2 Fow I beaw t-them wecowd that they have a zeaw of G-God, but nyot 
a-accowding to knyowwedge. 

10:3 Fow they being i-ignyowant of God's wighteousnyess, and g-going about 
to estabwish theiw own wighteousnyess, have nyot s-submitted themsewves 
u-unto t-the wighteousnyess of God. 

10:4 Fow Chwist is t-the end of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wighteousnyess to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye 
that b-bewieveth. 

1-10:5 Fow Moses descwibeth t-the wighteousnyess which is of t-the w-waw, That 
t-the man which doeth those things shaww wive by them. 

10:6 But t-the wighteousnyess which is of f-faith s-speaketh on this w-wise, 
Say nyot in thinye heawt, Who shaww ascend into h-heaven? (that is, to 
bwing Chwist down fwom a-above:) 10:7 Ow, Who shaww descend into t-the 
deep? (that is, to bwing up Chwist again fwom t-the (✯◡✯) d-dead.) 10:8 But 
what saith it? The wowd is nyigh thee, even in thy mouth, and in thy 
(*°▽°*) h-heawt: that is, t-the wowd of faith, which we pweach; 10:9 That if t-thou 
shawt confess with thy mouth t-the Wowd Jesus, and shawt bewieve in 
thinye heawt that God hath waised him fwom t-the dead, t-thou shawt be 
saved. 

10:10 Fow with t-the heawt man b-bewieveth u-unto wighteousnyess; and with 
t-the mouth confession is m-made u-unto s-sawvation. 

1-10:11 Fow t-the scwiptuwe saith, Whosoevew b-bewieveth on him shaww nyot be 
a-ashamed. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo diffewence b-between t-the Jew and t-the Gweek: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the same Wowd o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww is wich u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that caww upon h-him. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Fow w-whosoevew shaww caww upon t-the nyame of t-the Wowd shaww be 
saved. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 How t-then shaww they caww on him in whom they have nyot bewieved? 
and how shaww they bewieve in him of whom they have nyot heawd? and how 
shaww they h-heaw without a pweachew? 10:15 And how shaww they pweach, 
except they be sent? as it is wwitten, How beautifuw awe t-the feet of 
t-them that pweach t-the gospew of p-peace, and bwing gwad tidings of g-good 
t-things! 1-10:16 But they have nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww obeyed t-the gospew. Fow Esaias 
saith, W-Wowd, who hath bewieved ouw wepowt? 1-10:17 S-So t-then f-faith cometh 
by h-heawing, and heawing by t-the wowd of God. 

10:18 But I say, H-Have they nyot heawd? Yes vewiwy, theiw s-sound went 
into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth, and theiw w-wowds u-unto t-the ends of t-the wowwd. 

10:19 But I say, Did nyot Iswaew k-knyow? Fiwst Moses saith, I wiww 
pwovoke you to jeawousy by t-them that awe nyo p-peopwe, and by a foowish 
nyation I wiww angew you. 

(・_・ヾ 1-10:20 But Esaias is vewy bowd, and saith, I w-was f-found of t-them that 
sought m-me n-nyot; I w-was m-made manyifest u-unto t-them that asked nyot aftew me. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 But to Iswaew he saith, Aww day wong I have stwetched fowth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
h-hands u-unto a disobedient and gainsaying peopwe. 

11:1 I say then, Hath God cast away his peopwe? God fowbid. Fow I awso 
am an Iswaewite, of t-the seed of A-Abwaham, of t-the twibe of Benjamin. 

11:2 God hath nyot cast away his peopwe which he foweknyew. Wot ye nyot 
what t-the scwiptuwe saith of E-Ewias? how he m-maketh intewcession to God 
against Iswaew s-saying, 11:3 W-Wowd, they have kiwwed thy pwophets, and 
digged down thinye a-awtaws; and I am weft awonye, and they seek o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife. 

11:4 But what saith t-the answew of God u-unto h-him? I have wesewved to 
mysewf seven t-thousand men, who have nyot b-bowed t-the k-knyee to t-the i-image of 
B-Baaw. 

11:5 Even so t-then a-at this pwesent time awso (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a wemnyant 
a-accowding to t-the ewection of gwace. 

11:6 And if by gwace, t-then is it nyo mowe of wowks: o-othewwise gwace is 
nyo mowe gwace. But if it be of wowks, t-then it is nyo mowe gwace: 
o-othewwise wowk is nyo mowe wowk. 

11:7 What then? Iswaew hath nyot obtainyed that which he seeketh fow; 
but t-the ewection hath obtainyed it, and t-the w-west wewe bwinded. 

11:8 (Accowding as it is wwitten, God hath given t-them t-the spiwit of 
(　･ω･)☞ s-swumbew, eyes that they shouwd nyot see, and eaws that they shouwd nyot 
heaw;) u-unto this d-day. 

11:9 And David saith, Wet theiw tabwe be m-made a snyawe, and a twap, and 
a stumbwingbwock, and a wecompence u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: 11:10 Wet theiw eyes be 
dawkenyed, that they may nyot see, and bow down theiw back awway. 

11:11 I say then, H-Have they stumbwed that they shouwd faww? God 
fowbid: but wathew thwough theiw faww sawvation is come u-unto t-the 
G-Gentiwes, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to pwovoke t-them to jeawousy. 

11:12 Nyow if t-the faww of t-them be t-the w-wiches of t-the wowwd, and t-the 
(ノωヽ) *teleports behind you* d-diminyishing of t-them t-the w-wiches of t-the Gentiwes; how m-much mowe theiw 
f-fuwnyess? 11:13 Fow I speak to you G-Gentiwes, i-inyasmuch as I am t-the 
apostwe of t-the G-Gentiwes, I magnyify minye office: 11:14 If by any means 
I may pwovoke to emuwation t-them which awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fwesh, and m-might s-save 
s-some of them. 

11:15 Fow if t-the c-casting away of t-them be t-the w-weconciwing of t-the wowwd, 
what shaww t-the weceiving of t-them be, but wife fwom t-the dead? 11:16 
Fow if t-the fiwstfwuit be howy, t-the wump is awso howy: and if t-the woot 
be howy, so awe t-the bwanches. 

11:17 And if s-some of t-the bwanches be bwoken off, and thou, being a 
wiwd owive twee, wewt gwaffed in among t-them, and with t-them pawtakest 
of t-the woot and fatnyess of t-the owive twee; 11:18 Boast nyot against t-the 
bwanches. But if t-thou boast, t-thou (＃￣ω￣) b-beawest nyot t-the woot, but t-the woot 
thee. 

11:19 T-Thou wiwt say then, The bwanches wewe bwoken off, that I m-might 
be gwaffed in. 

11:20 Weww; because of unbewief they wewe bwoken off, and t-thou 
standest by faith. (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot highminded, but feaw: 11:21 Fow if God 
spawed nyot t-the n-nyatuwaw bwanches, o(>ω<)o t-take heed west he awso spawe nyot 
thee. 

11:22 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd thewefowe t-the goodnyess and sevewity of G-God: on t-them which 
feww, sevewity; but towawd thee, goodnyess, if t-thou continyue in his 
goodnyess: o-othewwise t-thou awso shawt be cut off. 

1-11:23 And they awso, if they abide nyot stiww in unbewief, shaww be 
gwaffed in: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is abwe to g-gwaff t-them in again. 

11:24 Fow if t-thou wewt cut out of t-the owive twee which is wiwd by 
nyatuwe, and wewt gwaffed contwawy to nyatuwe into a g-good owive twee: 
how m-much mowe shaww these, which be t-the n-nyatuwaw bwanches, be gwaffed 
into theiw own owive twee? 11:25 Fow I w-wouwd nyot, bwethwen, that ye 
shouwd be i-ignyowant of this mystewy, west ye shouwd be wise in youw own 
conceits; that b-bwindnyess in pawt is happenyed to I-Iswaew, untiw t-the 
fuwnyess of t-the G-Gentiwes be come in. 

11:26 And so (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww Iswaew shaww be saved: as it is wwitten, Thewe shaww 
come out of Sion t-the D-Dewivewew, and shaww tuwn away ungodwinyess fwom 
Jacob: 11:27 Fow this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant u-unto t-them, when I shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away 
theiw sins. 

11:28 As c-concewnying t-the gospew, they awe enyemies (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw s-sakes: but 
as touching t-the ewection, they awe bewoved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fathew's sakes. 

1-11:29 Fow t-the gifts and cawwing of God awe without wepentance. 

11:30 Fow as ye in times past have nyot bewieved G-God, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have nyow 
obtainyed (´-ω-`) m-mewcy thwough theiw unbewief: 11:31 Even so have these awso 
nyow nyot bewieved, that thwough youw (´-ω-`) m-mewcy they awso may obtain mewcy. 

11:32 Fow God hath >_< c-concwuded t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in unbewief, that he m-might have 
(´-ω-`) m-mewcy upon aww. 

11:33 O-O t-the depth of t-the w-wiches both of t-the wisdom and k-knyowwedge of 
G-God! how unseawchabwe awe his judgments, and his ways past finding 
out! (´-ω-`) 1-11:34 Fow who hath knyown t-the mind of t-the Wowd? ow who hath b-been 
his counsewwow? 11:35 Ow who hath fiwst given to him, and it shaww be 
>_< w-wecompensed u-unto him (/ =ω=)/ a-again? 11:36 Fow of him, and thwough him, and to 
him, awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: to whom be gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. A-Amen. 

12:1 I b-beseech you thewefowe, bwethwen, by t-the mewcies of G-God, that ye 
pwesent youw bodies a wiving sacwifice, howy, acceptabwe u-unto G-God, 
which is youw weasonyabwe sewvice. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And be nyot c-confowmed to this wowwd: but be ye twansfowmed by t-the 
wenyewing of youw mind, that ye may pwove what is that g-good, and 
acceptabwe, and p-pewfect, wiww of God. 

12:3 Fow I say, thwough t-the gwace given u-unto me, to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that is 
among y-you, nyot to think of himsewf mowe (o_O)! h-highwy than he ought to think; 
but to think sobewwy, a-accowding as God hath d-deawt to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man t-the 
measuwe of faith. 

12:4 Fow as we have many membews in onye b-body, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww membews have nyot 
t-the same office: 1-12:5 S-So ^w^ w-we, being many, awe onye body in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye membews onye of anyothew. 

12:6 ^w^ *screams* H-Having t-then gifts diffewing a-accowding to t-the gwace that is given 
to u-us, whethew pwophecy, wet us ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a-accowding to t-the ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *leans over* p-pwopowtion 
of faith; (o^ ^o) 1-12:7 Ow minyistwy, wet us wait on ouw minyistewing: ow he that 
teacheth, on teaching; 12:8 Ow he that exhowteth, on exhowtation: he 
that g-giveth, wet him (^-^*)/ d-do it with simpwicity; he that wuweth, with 
diwigence; he that sheweth m-mewcy, with cheewfuwnyess. 

12:9 Wet wove be without dissimuwation. Abhow that which is eviw; 
cweave to that which is good. 

12:10 (☆▽☆) B-Be kindwy affectionyed onye to anyothew with bwothewwy wove; in 
honyouw pwefewwing onye anyothew; 1-12:11 Nyot swothfuw in businyess; fewvent 
in spiwit; sewving t-the Wowd; 12:12 Wejoicing in hope; patient in 
twibuwation; continyuing instant in p-pwayew; 12:13 Distwibuting to t-the 
nyecessity of s-saints; given to hospitawity. 

12:14 Bwess t-them which pewsecute you: bwess, and (O_O;) c-cuwse n-nyot. 

1-12:15 Wejoice with t-them that (^-^*)/ d-do wejoice, and weep with t-them that w-weep. 

12:16 (☆▽☆) B-Be of t-the same mind onye towawd anyothew. Mind nyot high things, 
but c-condescend to men of (T_T) *cries* w-wow (o^ ^o) e-estate. (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot wise in youw own conceits. 

12:17 Wecompense to nyo man eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. Pwovide things honyest in t-the 
sight of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 If it be possibwe, as m-much as wieth in y-you, wive peaceabwy with 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. 

12:19 (☆▽☆) D-Deawwy bewoved, avenge nyot youwsewves, but wathew g-give pwace 
u-unto w-wwath: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, V-Vengeance is minye; I wiww wepay, saith 
t-the Wowd. 

12:20 Thewefowe if thinye enyemy h-hungew, feed h-him; if he thiwst, g-give 
him dwink: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in so doing t-thou shawt heap coaws of fiwe on his head. 

1-12:21 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot ovewcome of eviw, but ovewcome eviw with good. 

13:1 Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy souw be subject u-unto t-the highew powews. Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo 
p-powew but of G-God: t-the powews that be awe o-owdainyed of God. 

13:2 Whosoevew thewefowe w-wesisteth t-the p-powew, w-wesisteth t-the owdinyance 
of G-God: and they that w-wesist shaww weceive to themsewves damnyation. 

13:3 Fow wuwews awe nyot a tewwow to g-good wowks, but to t-the \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. Wiwt 
t-thou t-then nyot be afwaid of t-the p-powew? (^-^*)/ d-do that which is g-good, and t-thou 
shawt have pwaise of t-the same: 13:4 Fow he is t-the m-minyistew of God to 
thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow good. But if t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do that which is eviw, be afwaid; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
beaweth nyot t-the s-swowd in vain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is t-the m-minyistew of G-God, a 
w-wevengew to execute wwath upon him that doeth \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

13:5 Whewefowe ye (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds be subject, nyot onwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wwath, but awso 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow conscience sake. 

13:6 Fow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause pay ye (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe God's 
minyistews, a-attending continyuawwy upon this vewy thing. 

13:7 Wendew thewefowe to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw dues: (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute to whom (＞ｍ＜) t-twibute is 
d-due; custom to whom custom; f-feaw to whom feaw; honyouw to whom honyouw. 

13:8 Owe nyo man any thing, but to wove onye anyothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that woveth 
anyothew hath fuwfiwwed t-the waw. 

13:9 Fow this, T-Thou shawt nyot commit a-aduwtewy, T-Thou shawt nyot k-kiww, 
T-Thou shawt nyot steaw, T-Thou shawt nyot beaw f-fawse witnyess, T-Thou shawt 
nyot covet; and if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any othew c-commandment, it is bwiefwy 
compwehended in this s-saying, nyamewy, T-Thou shawt wove thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as 
thysewf. 

1-13:10 Wove w-wowketh nyo iww to his nyeighbouw: thewefowe wove is t-the 
fuwfiwwing of t-the waw. 

1-13:11 And that, knyowing t-the time, that nyow it is high time to awake 
out of sweep: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyow is ouw sawvation nyeawew than when we bewieved. 

13:12 The nyight is faw spent, t-the day is a-at hand: wet us thewefowe 
cast off t-the wowks of dawknyess, and wet us put on t-the awmouw of wight. 

13:13 Wet us wawk honyestwy, as in t-the >_> d-day; nyot in wioting and 
dwunkennyess, nyot in chambewing and wantonnyess, nyot in stwife and 
envying. 

13:14 But put ye on t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and make nyot pwovision (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the f-fwesh, to fuwfiw t-the wusts t-theweof. 

14:1 H-Him that is weak in t-the f-faith weceive ye, but nyot to doubtfuw 
disputations. 

14:2 Fow onye b-bewieveth that he may e-eat (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: anyothew, who is 
weak, eateth hewbs. 

14:3 Wet nyot him that eateth despise him that eateth n-nyot; and wet nyot 
him which eateth nyot j-judge him that eateth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath weceived h-him. 

14:4 Who awt t-thou that judgest anyothew man's sewvant? to his own 
mastew he standeth ow fawweth. Yea, he shaww be howden up: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is 
abwe to make him stand. 

1-14:5 Onye man esteemeth onye day a-above anyothew: anyothew esteemeth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
day awike. Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man be fuwwy pewsuaded in his own mind. 

14:6 He that wegawdeth t-the day, wegawdeth it u-unto t-the Wowd; and he 
that wegawdeth nyot t-the day, to t-the Wowd he doth nyot w-wegawd it. He that 
eateth, eateth to t-the W-Wowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he giveth God thanks; and he that 
eateth nyot, to t-the Wowd he eateth nyot, and giveth God thanks. 

14:7 Fow nyonye of us wiveth to himsewf, and nyo man dieth to himsewf. 

14:8 Fow whethew we wive, we wive u-unto t-the Wowd; and whethew we die, 
we die u-unto t-the Wowd: whethew we wive thewefowe, ow die, we awe t-the 
Wowd's. 

14:9 Fow to this end Chwist both died, and wose, and wevived, that he 
m-might be Wowd both of t-the dead and wiving. 

14:10 But why d-dost t-thou j-judge thy bwothew? ow why d-dost t-thou s-set a-at 
nyought thy bwothew? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww stand befowe t-the j-judgment seat of 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

14:11 Fow it is wwitten, As I wive, saith t-the W-Wowd, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy k-knyee shaww 
bow to me, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy tongue shaww confess to God. 

1-14:12 S-So t-then {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of us shaww g-give ( ~*-*)~ a-account of himsewf to God. 

14:13 Wet us nyot thewefowe j-judge onye anyothew any mowe: but j-judge this 
wathew, that nyo man put a stumbwingbwock ow an occasion to faww in his 
bwothew's way. 

14:14 I knyow, and am pewsuaded by t-the Wowd Jesus, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyothing uncwean of itsewf: but to him that esteemeth any t-thing to be 
u-uncwean, to him it is uncwean. 

1-14:15 But if thy b-bwothew be g-gwieved with thy m-meat, nyow wawkest t-thou 
nyot chawitabwy. D-Destwoy nyot him with thy m-meat, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom Chwist died. 

14:16 Wet nyot t-then youw g-good be eviw spoken o-of: 14:17 Fow t-the kingdom 
of God is nyot meat and dwink; but wighteousnyess, and p-peace, and joy in 
t-the Howy Ghost. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 Fow he that in these things (・_・ヾ s-sewveth Chwist is acceptabwe to G-God, 
and a-appwoved of m-men. 

1-14:19 Wet us thewefowe fowwow aftew t-the things which make (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow p-peace, 
and things whewewith onye may edify anyothew. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 Fow meat d-destwoy nyot t-the wowk of God. Aww things indeed awe 
puwe; but it is eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that man who eateth with offence. 

1-14:21 I-It is g-good nyeithew to e-eat f-fwesh, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to dwink winye, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any 
t-thing wheweby thy b-bwothew stumbweth, ow is offended, ow is m-made weak. 

14:22 Hast t-thou faith? have it to t-thysewf befowe God. Happy is he that 
condemnyeth nyot himsewf in that t-thing which he awwoweth. 

14:23 And he that doubteth is damnyed if he eat, because he eateth nyot 
of faith: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whatsoevew is nyot of f-faith is sin. 

15:1 We t-then that awe stwong ought to beaw t-the infiwmities of t-the 
weak, and nyot to pwease ouwsewves. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of us pwease his (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his g-good to 
edification. 

1-15:3 Fow even Chwist pweased nyot himsewf; but, as it is wwitten, The 
wepwoaches of t-them that wepwoached thee feww on me. 

:3 1-15:4 Fow whatsoevew things wewe wwitten afowetime wewe wwitten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw 
w-weawnying, that we thwough p-patience and comfowt of t-the scwiptuwes m-might 
have hope. 

1-15:5 Nyow t-the God of p-patience and consowation gwant you to be 
(´-ω-`) w-wikeminded onye towawd anyothew a-accowding to Chwist Jesus: 15:6 That ye 
may with onye mind and onye mouth gwowify G-God, even t-the Fathew of ouw 
Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

15:7 Whewefowe weceive ye onye anyothew, as Chwist awso weceived us to 
t-the gwowy of God. 

15:8 Nyow I say that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist w-was a m-minyistew of t-the ciwcumcision 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twuth of G-God, to ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm t-the pwomises m-made u-unto t-the fathews: 
15:9 And that t-the G-Gentiwes m-might gwowify God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his m-mewcy; as it is 
wwitten, Fow this c-cause I wiww confess to thee among t-the G-Gentiwes, and 
sing u-unto thy nyame. 

15:10 And again he saith, Wejoice, ye G-Gentiwes, with his peopwe. 

15:11 And again, Pwaise t-the W-Wowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ye Gentiwes; and waud him, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
ye peopwe. 

15:12 And again, Esaias saith, Thewe shaww be a woot of Jesse, and he 
that shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise to weign o-ovew t-the Gentiwes; in him shaww t-the G-Gentiwes 
twust. 

1-15:13 Nyow t-the God of hope fiww you with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww joy and peace in 
bewieving, that ye may abound in hope, thwough t-the p-powew of t-the Howy 
Ghost. 

15:14 And I mysewf awso am pewsuaded of y-you, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, that ye awso 
awe f-fuww of goodnyess, fiwwed with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww knyowwedge, abwe awso to admonyish 
onye anyothew. 

15:15 N-Nyevewthewess, bwethwen, I have wwitten t-the mowe bowdwy u-unto you 
in s-some sowt, as putting you in mind, because of t-the gwace that is 
given to m-me of G-God, 15:16 That I shouwd be t-the m-minyistew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
Chwist to t-the G-Gentiwes, minyistewing t-the gospew of G-God, that t-the 
offewing up of t-the G-Gentiwes m-might be acceptabwe, being sanctified by 
t-the Howy Ghost. 

15:17 I have thewefowe wheweof I may gwowy thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist in 
those things which pewtain to God. 

15:18 Fow I wiww nyot dawe to speak of any of those things which Chwist 
hath nyot wwought by me, to make t-the G-Gentiwes obedient, by wowd and 
deed, 1-15:19 Thwough mighty signs and wondews, by t-the p-powew of t-the 
Spiwit of God; so that fwom J-Jewusawem, and (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about u-unto (;;;*_*) I-Iwwywicum, 
I have fuwwy (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1-15:20 Yea, so have I s-stwived to pweach t-the gospew, nyot whewe Chwist 
w-was n-nyamed, west I shouwd buiwd upon anyothew man's foundation: 15:21 
But as it is wwitten, To whom he w-was nyot spoken of, they shaww see: 
and they that have nyot heawd shaww undewstand. 

15:22 Fow which c-cause awso I have b-been m-much hindewed fwom coming to 
you. 

1-15:23 But nyow h-having nyo mowe pwace in these pawts, and h-having a gweat 
d-desiwe these many yeaws to come u-unto you; 1-15:24 Whensoevew I o(>ω<)o t-take o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
jouwnyey into Spain, I wiww come to you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-twust to s-see you in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
(/ =ω=)/ j-jouwnyey, and to be b-bwought on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way (つ≧▽≦)つ *leans over* t-thithewwawd by y-you, if fiwst I be 
somewhat fiwwed with youw c-company. 

15:25 But nyow I go u-unto Jewusawem to m-minyistew u-unto t-the saints. 

15:26 Fow it hath pweased t-them of M-Macedonyia and Achaia to make a 
c-cewtain contwibution (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the poow saints which awe a-at Jewusawem. 

15:27 I-It hath pweased t-them vewiwy; and theiw debtows they awe. Fow if 
t-the G-Gentiwes have b-been m-made pawtakews of theiw \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw things, theiw 
duty is awso to m-minyistew u-unto t-them in cawnyaw things. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 When thewefowe I have ( ╥ω╥ ) p-pewfowmed this, and have seawed to t-them 
this f-fwuit, I wiww come by you into Spain. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 And I am suwe that, when I come u-unto y-you, I shaww come in t-the 
fuwnyess of t-the bwessing of t-the gospew of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

15:30 Nyow I b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist's sake, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wove of t-the S-Spiwit, that ye stwive togethew with m-me in 
youw pwayews to God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me; 15:31 That I may be dewivewed fwom t-them 
that (^-^*)/ d-do nyot bewieve in Judaea; and that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sewvice which I have (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Jewusawem may be accepted of t-the s-saints; 15:32 That I may come u-unto 
you with joy by t-the wiww of G-God, and may with you be wefweshed. 

1-15:33 Nyow t-the God of peace be with you aww. A-Amen. 

16:1 I commend u-unto you P-Phebe ouw sistew, which is a sewvant of t-the 
chuwch which is a-at Cenchwea: 16:2 That ye weceive hew in t-the W-Wowd, as 
becometh saints, and that ye a-assist hew in whatsoevew businyess she 
hath nyeed of you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she hath b-been a succouwew of many, and of mysewf 
awso. 

16:3 Gweet P-Pwisciwwa and Aquiwa o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hewpews in Chwist Jesus: 16:4 Who 
have (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wife w-waid down theiw own nyecks: u-unto whom nyot onwy I g-give 
thanks, but awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chuwches of t-the Gentiwes. 

16:5 Wikewise o(≧▽≦)o *screams* g-gweet t-the chuwch that is in theiw house. S-Sawute o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
w-weww-bewoved Epaenyetus, who is t-the fiwstfwuits of Achaia u-unto (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1-16:6 Gweet Mawy, who b-bestowed m-much wabouw on us. 

16:7 S-Sawute Andwonyicus and J-Junyia, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kinsmen, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fewwow-pwisonyews, 
who awe of nyote among t-the apostwes, who awso wewe in Chwist befowe me. 

16:8 Gweet Ampwias o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved in t-the Wowd. 

1-16:9 S-Sawute Uwbanye, ouw hewpew in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and Stachys o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved. 

1-16:10 S-Sawute Apewwes a-appwoved in (T_T) C-Chwist. S-Sawute t-them which awe of 
Awistobuwus' househowd. 

16:11 S-Sawute Hewodion o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kinsman. Gweet t-them that be of t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd 
of Nyawcissus, which awe in t-the Wowd. 

1-16:12 S-Sawute Twyphenya and Twyphosa, who wabouw in t-the Wowd. S-Sawute t-the 
bewoved Pewsis, which wabouwed m-much in t-the Wowd. 

16:13 S-Sawute Wufus chosen in t-the W-Wowd, and his mothew and minye. 

1-16:14 S-Sawute Asyncwitus, Phwegon, Hewmas, Patwobas, Hewmes, and t-the 
(=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which awe with them. 

xDD 1-16:15 S-Sawute Phiwowogus, and Juwia, Nyeweus, and his sistew, and 
(✧ω✧) O-Owympas, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the saints which awe with them. 

16:16 S-Sawute onye anyothew with an h-howy kiss. The chuwches of Chwist 
sawute you. 

1-16:17 Nyow I b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, mawk t-them which c-cause divisions and 
offences contwawy to t-the doctwinye which ye have w-weawnyed; and avoid 
them. 

1-16:18 Fow they that awe such sewve nyot ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, but 
theiw own bewwy; and by g-good w-wowds and f-faiw speeches deceive t-the 
(x_x)V h-heawts of t-the simpwe. 

16:19 Fow youw obedience is come a-abwoad u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. I am gwad 
thewefowe on youw behawf: but (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I w-wouwd have you wise u-unto that 
which is g-good, and simpwe c-concewnying \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

16:20 And t-the God of peace shaww bwuise Satan undew youw feet showtwy. 
The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you. A-Amen. 

16:21 Timotheus o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowkfewwow, and W-Wucius, and Jason, and Sosipatew, 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my kinsmen, sawute you. 

16:22 I (☆▽☆) *looks at you* T-Tewtius, who wwote this epistwe, sawute you in t-the Wowd. 

1-16:23 Gaius minye host, and of t-the w-whowe c-chuwch, sawuteth you. Ewastus 
t-the chambewwain of t-the city sawuteth y-you, and Quawtus a bwothew. 

16:24 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you aww. A-Amen. 

(´ ∀ ` *) 1-16:25 Nyow to him that is of p-powew to s-stabwish you a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
gospew, and t-the pweaching of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, a-accowding to t-the wevewation 
of t-the mystewy, which w-was kept secwet since t-the wowwd began, 16:26 But 
nyow is m-made manyifest, and by t-the scwiptuwes of t-the pwophets, a-accowding 
to t-the commandment of t-the evewwasting G-God, m-made knyown to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the obedience of faith: 16:27 To God onwy w-wise, be gwowy thwough 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. A-Amen. 




The Fiwst Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Cowinthians 


1:1 Pauw cawwed to be an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist thwough t-the wiww of 
G-God, and (=`ω´=) S-Sosthenyes ouw bwothew, 1:2 Unto t-the chuwch of God which is a-at 
Cowinth, to t-them that awe sanctified in Chwist Jesus, cawwed to be 
saints, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace caww upon t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
Chwist ouw W-Wowd, both theiw's and ouw's: 1:3 Gwace be u-unto y-you, and 
p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew, and fwom t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:4 I thank o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God awways on youw behawf, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwace of God which 
is given you by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; 1:5 That in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing ye awe enwiched 
by him, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww uttewance, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww knyowwedge; 1-1:6 Even as t-the 
t-testimony of Chwist w-was o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed in you: 1:7 S-So that ye come behind 
in nyo gift; waiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the coming of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1:8 Who 
shaww awso ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm you u-unto t-the end, that ye may be bwamewess in t-the 
day of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1-1:9 God is f-faithfuw, by whom ye wewe cawwed u-unto t-the fewwowship of his 
S-Son ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Wowd. 

1:10 Nyow I b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, by t-the nyame of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww speak t-the same thing, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo 
divisions among you; but that ye be p-pewfectwy j-joinyed togethew in t-the 
same mind and in t-the same judgment. 

1:11 Fow it hath b-been d-decwawed u-unto m-me of y-you, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, by t-them 
which awe of t-the house of Chwoe, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe c-contentions among you. 

1:12 Nyow this I say, that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you saith, I am of Pauw; and I 
of Apowwos; and I of Cephas; and I of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:13 Is Chwist divided? w-was Pauw c-cwucified (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you? ow wewe ye 
baptized in t-the nyame of Pauw? 1:14 I thank God that I baptized nyonye 
of y-you, but Cwispus and Gaius; 1:15 West any shouwd say that I h-had 
baptized in minye own nyame. 

1:16 And I baptized awso t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd of (❤ω❤) S-Stephanyas: besides, I knyow 
nyot whethew I baptized any o-othew. 

1:17 Fow Chwist sent m-me nyot to baptize, but to pweach t-the gospew: nyot 
with wisdom of wowds, west t-the cwoss of Chwist shouwd be m-made of nyonye 
e-effect. 

1:18 Fow t-the pweaching of t-the cwoss is to t-them that pewish 
foowishnyess; but u-unto us which awe saved it is t-the p-powew of God. 

1:19 Fow it is wwitten, I wiww d-destwoy t-the wisdom of t-the w-wise, and 
wiww bwing to nyothing t-the undewstanding of t-the pwudent. 

1:20 Whewe is t-the (o^ ^o) w-wise? whewe is t-the scwibe? whewe is t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ d-disputew of 
this wowwd? hath nyot God m-made foowish t-the wisdom of this wowwd? 1-1:21 
Fow aftew that in t-the wisdom of God t-the wowwd by wisdom knyew nyot G-God, 
it pweased God by t-the foowishnyess of pweaching to s-save t-them that 
bewieve. 

1:22 Fow t-the Jews wequiwe a sign, and t-the Gweeks seek aftew w-wisdom: 
1:23 But we pweach Chwist cwucified, u-unto t-the Jews a stumbwingbwock, 
and u-unto t-the Gweeks foowishnyess; 1-1:24 But u-unto t-them which awe cawwed, 
both Jews and Gweeks, Chwist t-the p-powew of G-God, and t-the wisdom of God. 

1:25 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-the foowishnyess of God is wisew than men; and t-the 
weaknyess of God is stwongew than m-men. 

1:26 Fow ye s-see youw cawwing, bwethwen, how that nyot many wise men 
aftew t-the f-fwesh, nyot many mighty, nyot many n-nyobwe, awe (>_<) c-cawwed: 1:27 But 
God hath chosen t-the foowish things of t-the wowwd to c-confound t-the wise; 
and God hath chosen t-the weak things of t-the wowwd to c-confound t-the 
things which awe m-mighty; 1:28 And base things of t-the wowwd, and things 
which awe d-despised, hath God chosen, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and things which awe nyot, to 
bwing to nyought things that awe: 1:29 That nyo fwesh shouwd gwowy in 
his pwesence. 

1:30 But of him awe ye in Chwist Jesus, who of God is m-made u-unto us 
wisdom, and wighteousnyess, and sanctification, and wedemption: 1:31 
That, a-accowding as it is wwitten, He that x3 g-gwowieth, wet him gwowy in 
t-the Wowd. 

2:1 And I, bwethwen, when I came to y-you, came nyot with excewwency of 
speech ow of wisdom, decwawing u-unto you t-the t-testimony of God. 

2:2 Fow I detewminyed nyot to knyow any t-thing among y-you, s-save ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and him cwucified. 

2-2:3 And I w-was with you in weaknyess, and in feaw, and in m-much 
twembwing. 

2:4 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my speech and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pweaching w-was nyot with e-enticing w-wowds of 
man's wisdom, but in demonstwation of t-the Spiwit and of powew: 2-2:5 
That youw f-faith shouwd nyot stand in t-the wisdom of men, but in t-the 
p-powew of God. 

2:6 Howbeit we speak wisdom among t-them that awe pewfect: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot t-the 
wisdom of this wowwd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of t-the pwinces of this wowwd, that come to 
nyought: 2-2:7 But we speak t-the wisdom of God in a mystewy, even t-the 
( ~*-*)~ h-hidden wisdom, which God o-owdainyed befowe t-the wowwd u-unto ouw gwowy: 2:8 
W-Which nyonye of t-the pwinces of this wowwd knyew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow h-had they knyown it, 
they w-wouwd nyot have c-cwucified t-the Wowd of gwowy. 

2-2:9 But as it is wwitten, Eye hath nyot seen, (=`ω´=) n-nyow eaw heawd, nyeithew 
have entewed into t-the heawt of ^.^ m-man, t-the things which God hath pwepawed 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that wove h-him. 

2:10 But God hath weveawed t-them u-unto us by his Spiwit: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Spiwit 
seawcheth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-the (☆▽☆) d-deep things of God. 

2-2:11 Fow what man k-knyoweth t-the things of a ^.^ m-man, s-save t-the spiwit of man 
which is in h-him? even so t-the things of God k-knyoweth nyo ^.^ m-man, but t-the 
Spiwit of God. 

2:12 Nyow we have weceived, nyot t-the spiwit of t-the wowwd, but t-the spiwit 
which is of God; that we m-might knyow t-the things that awe f-fweewy given 
to us of God. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 W-Which things awso we speak, nyot in t-the w-wowds which man's wisdom 
teacheth, but which t-the Howy Ghost teacheth; compawing \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw 
things with (=^･ｪ･^=) s-spiwituaw. 

2:14 But t-the n-nyatuwaw man weceiveth nyot t-the things of t-the Spiwit of 
G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe foowishnyess u-unto him: nyeithew c-can he knyow t-them, 
because they awe spiwituawwy d-discewnyed. 

2:15 But he that is \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw j-judgeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he himsewf is 
judged of nyo m-man. 

2:16 Fow who hath knyown t-the mind of t-the W-Wowd, that he may (=`ω´=) i-instwuct 
h-him? But we have t-the mind of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

3-3:1 And I, bwethwen, couwd nyot speak u-unto you as u-unto s-spiwituaw, but 
as u-unto cawnyaw, even as u-unto babes in (T_T) C-Chwist. 

3:2 I have fed you with miwk, and nyot with meat: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hithewto ye wewe 
nyot abwe to beaw it, nyeithew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyow awe ye abwe. 

3-3:3 Fow ye awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet cawnyaw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wheweas (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is among you e-envying, and 
stwife, and divisions, awe ye nyot cawnyaw, and wawk as men? 3:4 Fow 
whiwe onye saith, I am of Pauw; and anyothew, I am of Apowwos; awe ye 
nyot cawnyaw? 3:5 Who t-then is Pauw, and who is Apowwos, but minyistews 
by whom ye bewieved, even as t-the Wowd gave to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man? 3-3:6 I have 
pwanted, ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Apowwos watewed; but God gave t-the i-incwease. 

3:7 S-So t-then nyeithew is he that pwanteth any thing, nyeithew he that 
wateweth; but God that giveth t-the i-incwease. 

3:8 Nyow he that pwanteth and he that w-wateweth awe onye: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
shaww weceive his own wewawd a-accowding to his own wabouw. 

3-3:9 Fow we awe wabouwews togethew with G-God: ye awe God's husbandwy, ye 
awe God's buiwding. 

3:10 Accowding to t-the gwace of God which is given u-unto me, as a wise 
mastewbuiwdew, I have w-waid t-the f-foundation, and anyothew buiwdeth 
theweon. But wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man o(>ω<)o t-take heed how he buiwdeth theweupon. 

3:11 Fow othew f-foundation c-can nyo man way than that is waid, which is 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

3:12 Nyow if any man buiwd upon this f-foundation gowd, s-siwvew, (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious 
stonyes, wood, h-hay, stubbwe; 3:13 Evewy man's wowk shaww be m-made 
manyifest: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the day shaww decwawe it, because it shaww be weveawed 
by fiwe; and t-the fiwe shaww twy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's wowk of what sowt it is. 

3:14 If any man's wowk abide which he hath b-buiwt theweupon, he shaww 
weceive a wewawd. 

3:15 If any man's wowk shaww be buwnyed, he shaww s-suffew woss: but he 
himsewf shaww be saved; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet so as by fiwe. 

3:16 K-Knyow ye nyot that ye awe t-the tempwe of G-God, and that t-the Spiwit of 
God d-dwewweth in y-you? 3:17 If any man defiwe t-the tempwe of G-God, him 
shaww God destwoy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the tempwe of God is howy, which tempwe ye awe. 

3:18 Wet nyo man deceive himsewf. If any man among you seemeth to be 
wise in this wowwd, wet him become a foow, that he may be wise. 

3:19 Fow t-the wisdom of this wowwd is foowishnyess with God. Fow it is 
wwitten, He taketh t-the wise in theiw own cwaftinyess. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 And again, The Wowd k-knyoweth t-the thoughts of t-the w-wise, that they 
awe vain. 

3:21 Thewefowe wet nyo man gwowy in m-men. Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe youw's; 
3-3:22 Whethew Pauw, ow Apowwos, ow Cephas, ow t-the wowwd, ow w-wife, ow 
d-death, ow things pwesent, ow things to come; (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe youw's; 3:23 And 
ye awe Chwist's; and Chwist is God's. 

4:1 Wet a man so ( ~*-*)~ a-account of u-us, as of t-the minyistews of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and 
stewawds of t-the mystewies of God. 

4-4:2 Moweovew it is wequiwed in stewawds, that a man be f-found faithfuw. 

4:3 But with m-me it is a vewy smaww t-thing that I shouwd be judged of 
y-you, ow of man's judgment: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, I j-judge nyot minye own s-sewf. 

4-4:4 Fow I knyow nyothing by mysewf; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet am I nyot heweby justified: but 
he that j-judgeth m-me is t-the Wowd. 

4-4:5 Thewefowe j-judge nyothing befowe t-the time, untiw t-the Wowd come, who 
both wiww bwing to wight t-the ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden things of dawknyess, and wiww make 
manyifest t-the c-counsews of t-the heawts: and t-then shaww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man have 
pwaise of God. 

4:6 And these things, bwethwen, I have in a figuwe twansfewwed to 
mysewf and to ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Apowwos (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes; that ye m-might weawn in us nyot to 
think of men a-above that which is wwitten, that nyo onye of you be puffed 
up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye against anyothew. 

4:7 Fow who m-maketh thee to diffew fwom (>_<) a-anyothew? and what hast t-thou 
that t-thou didst nyot weceive? nyow if t-thou didst weceive it, why d-dost 
t-thou gwowy, as if t-thou hadst nyot weceived it? 4-4:8 Nyow ye awe fuww, 
nyow ye awe wich, ye have weignyed as kings without us: and I w-wouwd to 
God ye did weign, that we awso m-might weign with you. 

4:9 Fow I think that God hath s-set fowth us t-the apostwes wast, as it 
wewe appointed to (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe m-made a s-spectacwe u-unto t-the wowwd, 
and to a-angews, and to m-men. 

4:10 We awe foows (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Chwist's sake, but ye awe wise in Chwist; we awe 
weak, but ye awe stwong; ye awe honyouwabwe, but we awe despised. 

4:11 Even u-unto this pwesent (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw we both h-hungew, and thiwst, and awe 
nyaked, and awe buffeted, and have nyo c-cewtain dwewwingpwace; 4:12 And 
wabouw, wowking with ouw own hands: being weviwed, we b-bwess; being 
pewsecuted, we s-suffew i-it: 4:13 Being d-defamed, we i-intweat: we awe m-made 
as t-the fiwth of t-the wowwd, and awe t-the offscouwing of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things u-unto 
this d-day. 

4:14 I wwite nyot these things to shame y-you, but as o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved sons I 
wawn you. 

4:15 Fow t-though ye have t-ten t-thousand instwuctews in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have 
ye nyot many fathews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus I have begotten you thwough 
t-the gospew. 

4:16 Whewefowe I b-beseech y-you, be ye fowwowews of me. 

4:17 Fow this c-cause have I sent u-unto you Timotheus, who is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved 
son, and faithfuw in t-the W-Wowd, who shaww bwing you into w-wemembwance of 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ways which be in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, as I t-teach {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy chuwch. 

4-4:18 Nyow s-some awe puffed up, as t-though I w-wouwd nyot come to you. 

4:19 But I wiww come to you s-showtwy, if t-the Wowd wiww, and wiww knyow, 
nyot t-the speech of t-them which awe puffed up, but t-the powew. 

4:20 Fow t-the kingdom of God is nyot in wowd, but in powew. 

4:21 What wiww ye? shaww I come u-unto you with a wod, ow in wove, and 
in t-the spiwit of meeknyess? 5:1 I-It is wepowted commonwy that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
fownyication among y-you, and such fownyication as is nyot so m-much as nyamed 
among t-the G-Gentiwes, that onye shouwd have his fathew's wife. 

5-5:2 And ye awe puffed up, and have nyot wathew m-mouwnyed, that he that 
hath donye this deed m-might be taken away fwom among you. 

5:3 Fow I vewiwy, as absent in b-body, but pwesent in spiwit, have 
judged awweady, as t-though I wewe pwesent, c-concewnying him that hath so 
donye this deed, 5:4 In t-the nyame of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, when ye awe 
gathewed togethew, and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit, with t-the p-powew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 5:5 To d-dewivew such an onye u-unto Satan (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the destwuction of 
t-the f-fwesh, that t-the spiwit may be saved in t-the day of t-the Wowd Jesus. 

5:6 Youw gwowying is nyot good. K-Knyow ye nyot that a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe weaven 
weavenyeth t-the w-whowe w-wump? 5:7 Puwge out thewefowe t-the o-owd weaven, 
that ye may be a nyew w-wump, as ye awe unweavenyed. Fow even Chwist ouw 
passovew is sacwificed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: 5:8 Thewefowe wet us keep t-the f-feast, 
nyot with o-owd weaven, nyeithew with t-the weaven of (T_T) m-mawice and wickednyess; 
but with t-the unweavenyed bwead of s-sincewity and twuth. 

5:9 I wwote u-unto you in an epistwe nyot to company with f-fownyicatows: 
5:10 Y-Yet nyot awtogethew with t-the fownyicatows of this wowwd, ow with 
t-the c-covetous, ow extowtionyews, ow with idowatews; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-then (* ^ ω ^) m-must ye 
nyeeds go out of t-the wowwd. 

5:11 But nyow I have wwitten u-unto you nyot to keep company, if any man 
that is cawwed a b-bwothew be a fownyicatow, ow c-covetous, ow an idowatew, 
ow a waiwew, ow a dwunkawd, ow an extowtionyew; with such an onye nyo nyot 
to eat. 

5:12 Fow what have I to (^-^*)/ d-do to j-judge t-them awso that awe w-without? (^-^*)/ d-do nyot 
ye j-judge t-them that awe o(>< )o w-within? 5-5:13 But t-them that awe without God 
j-judgeth. Thewefowe put away fwom among youwsewves that wicked pewson. 

6-6:1 Dawe any of y-you, h-having a mattew against anyothew, go to (☆▽☆) w-waw befowe 
t-the u-unjust, and nyot befowe t-the saints? 6:2 Do ye nyot knyow that t-the 
saints shaww j-judge t-the wowwd? and if t-the wowwd shaww be judged by y-you, 
awe ye unwowthy to j-judge t-the smawwest mattews? 6:3 K-Knyow ye nyot that 
we shaww j-judge angews? how m-much mowe things that pewtain to this wife? 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 If t-then ye have judgments of things pewtainying to this w-wife, s-set 
t-them to j-judge who awe weast esteemed in t-the chuwch. 

6:5 I speak to youw shame. Is it so, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot a wise man 
among y-you? nyo, nyot onye that shaww be abwe to j-judge b-between his 
(＃￣ω￣) b-bwethwen? 6:6 But b-bwothew goeth to (☆▽☆) w-waw with bwothew, and that befowe 
t-the unbewievews. 

6:7 Nyow thewefowe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is u-uttewwy a fauwt among y-you, because ye go to 
(☆▽☆) w-waw onye with anyothew. Why (^-^*)/ d-do ye nyot wathew o(>ω<)o t-take wwong? why (^-^*)/ d-do ye nyot 
wathew s-suffew youwsewves to be d-defwauded? 6:8 Nyay, ye (^-^*)/ d-do wwong, and 
defwaud, and that youw bwethwen. 

6:9 K-Knyow ye nyot that t-the unwighteous shaww nyot i-inhewit t-the kingdom of 
God? (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot deceived: nyeithew fownyicatows, (=`ω´=) n-nyow idowatews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
aduwtewews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow effeminyate, (=`ω´=) n-nyow abusews of themsewves with mankind, 
6:10 Nyow thieves, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-covetous, (=`ω´=) n-nyow dwunkawds, (=`ω´=) n-nyow w-weviwews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
extowtionyews, shaww i-inhewit t-the kingdom of God. 

6:11 And such wewe s-some of you: but ye awe washed, but ye awe 
s-sanctified, but ye awe j-justified in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd Jesus, and by 
t-the Spiwit of ouw God. 

6:12 Aww things awe wawfuw u-unto me, but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe nyot expedient: 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, but I wiww nyot be b-bwought undew t-the 
p-powew of any. 

6:13 Meats (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the b-bewwy, and t-the bewwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-meats: but God shaww 
d-destwoy both it and them. Nyow t-the body is nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow f-fownyication, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the Wowd; and t-the Wowd (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the body. 

6:14 And God hath both waised up t-the W-Wowd, and wiww awso w-waise up us 
by his own powew. 

6:15 K-Knyow ye nyot that youw bodies awe t-the membews of Chwist? shaww I 
t-then o(>ω<)o t-take t-the membews of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and make t-them t-the membews of an 
h-hawwot? God fowbid. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 W-What? knyow ye nyot that he which is j-joinyed to an hawwot is onye 
body? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow two, saith he, shaww be onye ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

6-6:17 But he that is j-joinyed u-unto t-the Wowd is onye spiwit. 

6:18 Fwee f-fownyication. Evewy sin that a man doeth is without t-the body; 
but he that committeth fownyication ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth against his own body. 

(＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 W-What? knyow ye nyot that youw body is t-the tempwe of t-the Howy Ghost 
which is in y-you, which ye have of G-God, and ye awe nyot youw own? 6:20 
Fow ye awe bought with a (-ω-、) *moans* p-pwice: thewefowe gwowify God in youw b-body, 
and in youw spiwit, which awe God's. 

7:1 Nyow c-concewnying t-the things wheweof ye wwote u-unto me: I-It is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a man nyot to touch a |･ω･) w-woman. 

7:2 N-Nyevewthewess, to avoid f-fownyication, wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man have his own 
wife, and wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy woman have hew own husband. 

7-7:3 Wet t-the h-husband w-wendew u-unto t-the wife d-due benyevowence: and wikewise 
awso t-the wife u-unto t-the husband. 

7:4 The wife hath nyot p-powew of hew own b-body, but t-the husband: and 
wikewise awso t-the h-husband hath nyot p-powew of his own b-body, but t-the 
wife. 

7:5 Defwaud ye nyot onye t-the othew, except it be with consent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
time, that ye may g-give youwsewves to fasting and p-pwayew; and come 
togethew again, that Satan t-tempt you nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw incontinyency. 

7:6 But I speak this by pewmission, and nyot of ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. 

7-7:7 Fow I w-wouwd that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men wewe even as I mysewf. But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man hath 
his (*´▽`*) *notices bulge* p-pwopew gift of G-God, onye aftew this m-mannyew, and anyothew aftew that. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 I say thewefowe to t-the unmawwied and w-widows, I-It is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them 
if they abide even as I. 

7:9 But if they c-cannyot contain, wet t-them m-mawwy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is bettew to 
m-mawwy than to buwn. 

7:10 And u-unto t-the mawwied I command, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot I, but t-the W-Wowd, Wet nyot 
t-the wife depawt fwom hew husband: 7:11 But and if she depawt, wet hew 
wemain unmawwied ow be weconciwed to hew husband: and wet nyot t-the 
h-husband put away his wife. 

7:12 But to t-the w-west speak I, nyot t-the Wowd: If any b-bwothew hath a wife 
that b-bewieveth nyot, and she be pweased to dweww with him, wet him nyot 
put hew away. 

7:13 And t-the woman which hath an h-husband that b-bewieveth nyot, and if he 
be pweased to dweww with hew, wet hew nyot weave h-him. 

7:14 Fow t-the unbewieving h-husband is sanctified by t-the wife, and t-the 
unbewieving wife is sanctified by t-the husband: ewse wewe youw chiwdwen 
(￣ω￣) u-uncwean; but nyow awe they howy. 

7:15 But if t-the unbewieving depawt, wet him depawt. A-A b-bwothew ow a 
s-sistew is nyot undew bondage in such cases: but God hath cawwed us to 
p-peace. 

7:16 Fow what k-knyowest thou, O-O wife, whethew t-thou shawt s-save thy 
husband? ow how k-knyowest thou, O-O ^.^ m-man, whethew t-thou shawt s-save thy 
wife? 7:17 But as God hath d-distwibuted to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, as t-the Wowd hath 
cawwed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy o-onye, so wet him wawk. And so owdain I in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww c-chuwches. 

7:18 Is any man cawwed being ciwcumcised? wet him nyot become 
unciwcumcised. Is any cawwed in (⌒ω⌒) u-unciwcumcision? wet him nyot be 
c-ciwcumcised. 

xDD 7-7:19 Ciwcumcision is nyothing, and unciwcumcision is nyothing, but t-the 
keeping of t-the c-commandments of God. 

7:20 Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man abide in t-the same cawwing whewein he w-was cawwed. 

7:21 Awt t-thou cawwed being a sewvant? cawe nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow i-it: but if t-thou 
mayest be m-made fwee, use it wathew. 

7:22 Fow he that is cawwed in t-the W-Wowd, being a s-sewvant, is t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's 
fweeman: wikewise awso he that is cawwed, being fwee, is Chwist's 
sewvant. 

7:23 Ye awe bought with a p-pwice; be nyot ye t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of m-men. 

7:24 Bwethwen, wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, whewein he is cawwed, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein abide with 
God. 

7:25 Nyow c-concewnying viwgins I have nyo commandment of t-the Wowd: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet I 
g-give o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my j-judgment, as onye that hath obtainyed (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of t-the Wowd to be 
faithfuw. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 I s-suppose thewefowe that this is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwesent distwess, I 
say, that it is g-good (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a man so to be. 

(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Awt t-thou b-bound u-unto a wife? seek nyot to be woosed. Awt t-thou 
w-woosed fwom a wife? seek nyot a wife. 

7:28 But and if t-thou mawwy, t-thou hast nyot sinnyed; and if a viwgin 
mawwy, she hath nyot ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ s-sinnyed. Nyevewthewess such shaww have twoubwe in 
t-the fwesh: but I spawe you. 

7:29 But this I say, bwethwen, t-the time is showt: it wemainyeth, that 
both they that have wives be as t-though they h-had nyonye; 7:30 And they 
that w-weep, as t-though they wept n-nyot; and they that wejoice, as t-though 
they w-wejoiced n-nyot; and they that buy, as t-though they p-possessed n-nyot; 
7:31 And they that use this wowwd, as nyot abusing i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fashion 
of this wowwd passeth away. 

7-7:32 But I w-wouwd have you without cawefuwnyess. He that is unmawwied 
caweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the things that bewong to t-the W-Wowd, how he may pwease t-the 
Wowd: 7:33 But he that is mawwied caweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the things that awe of 
t-the wowwd, how he may pwease his wife. 

7:34 Thewe is diffewence awso b-between a wife and a viwgin. The 
unmawwied woman caweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the things of t-the W-Wowd, that she may be 
h-howy both in body and in spiwit: but she that is mawwied caweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the things of t-the wowwd, how she may pwease hew husband. 

7:35 And this I speak (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw own p-pwofit; nyot that I may cast a snyawe 
upon y-you, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which is comewy, and that ye may a-attend upon 
t-the Wowd without distwaction. 

7:36 But if any man think that he behaveth himsewf uncomewy towawd his 
viwgin, if she pass t-the fwowew of hew (￣ω￣) a-age, and nyeed so wequiwe, wet 
him (^-^*)/ d-do what he wiww, he ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth nyot: wet t-them mawwy. 

7:37 Nyevewthewess he that standeth stedfast in his heawt, h-having nyo 
nyecessity, but hath p-powew o-ovew his own wiww, and hath so (・_・ヾ d-decweed in 
his heawt that he wiww keep his viwgin, doeth weww. 

o(>< )o 7-7:38 S-So t-then he that giveth hew in mawwiage doeth w-weww; but he that 
giveth hew nyot in mawwiage doeth bettew. 

7:39 The wife is b-bound by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw as wong as hew h-husband wiveth; but 
if hew h-husband be dead, she is a-at w-wibewty to be mawwied to whom she 
w-wiww; onwy in t-the Wowd. 

7-7:40 But she is happiew if she so abide, aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my judgment: and I 
think awso that I have t-the Spiwit of God. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Nyow as touching things offewed u-unto idows, we knyow that we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
have knyowwedge. Knyowwedge puffeth up, but chawity edifieth. 

8-8:2 And if any man think that he k-knyoweth any thing, he k-knyoweth nyothing 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet as he ought to knyow. 

8:3 But if any man wove G-God, t-the same is knyown of h-him. 

8:4 As c-concewnying thewefowe t-the e-eating of those things that awe 
offewed in sacwifice u-unto idows, we knyow that an idow is nyothing in 
t-the wowwd, and that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyonye othew God but onye. 

8-8:5 Fow t-though (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be that awe cawwed gods, whethew in heaven ow in 
eawth, (as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be gods many, and wowds many,) 8:6 But to us (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
but onye G-God, t-the Fathew, of whom awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and we in h-him; and 
onye Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, by whom awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and we by h-him. 

8:7 Howbeit (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyot in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that knyowwedge: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-some with 
conscience of t-the idow u-unto this (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw e-eat it as a t-thing offewed u-unto 
an i-idow; and theiw conscience being weak is defiwed. 

8:8 But meat commendeth us nyot to G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ♡(｡- ω -) n-nyeithew, if we eat, awe we 
t-the bettew; ♡(｡- ω -) n-nyeithew, if we e-eat nyot, awe we t-the wowse. 

8:9 But o(>ω<)o t-take heed west by any means this w-wibewty of youw's become a 
stumbwingbwock to t-them that awe weak. 

8-8:10 Fow if any man s-see thee which hast k-knyowwedge sit a-at meat in t-the 
idow's t-tempwe, shaww nyot t-the conscience of him which is weak be 
embowdenyed to e-eat those things which awe offewed to idows; 8-8:11 And 
thwough thy k-knyowwedge shaww t-the weak b-bwothew pewish, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom Chwist 
died? 8:12 But when ye sin so against t-the bwethwen, and wound theiw 
weak conscience, ye sin against (T_T) C-Chwist. 

8-8:13 Whewefowe, if meat make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew to offend, I wiww e-eat nyo fwesh 
whiwe t-the wowwd standeth, west I make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwothew to offend. 

9:1 Am I nyot an apostwe? am I nyot fwee? have I nyot s-seen ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist 
ouw Wowd? awe nyot ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowk in t-the Wowd? (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 If I be nyot an apostwe 
u-unto othews, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet doubtwess I am to you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-seaw of minye 
apostweship awe ye in t-the Wowd. 

9:3 M-Minye answew to t-them that (^-^*)/ d-do examinye m-me is this, 9:4 H-Have we nyot 
p-powew to e-eat and to dwink? 9:5 H-Have we nyot p-powew to wead about a 
sistew, a wife, as w-weww as othew apostwes, and as t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen of t-the 
W-Wowd, and Cephas? 9:6 Ow I onwy and B-Bawnyabas, have nyot we p-powew to 
fowbeaw wowking? 9:7 Who goeth a wawfawe any time a-at his own (°ㅂ°╬) c-chawges? 
who pwanteth a v-vinyeyawd, and eateth nyot of t-the fwuit theweof? ow who 
feedeth a f-fwock, and eateth nyot of t-the miwk of t-the fwock? 9:8 Say I 
these things as a man? ow saith nyot t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw t-the same awso? 9:9 Fow it 
is wwitten in t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of Moses, T-Thou shawt nyot muzzwe t-the mouth of t-the 
(=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox that tweadeth out t-the cown. Doth God o(>ω<)o t-take cawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow oxen? (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 Ow 
saith he it awtogethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw sakes? Fow ouw sakes, nyo d-doubt, this is 
wwitten: that he that pwoweth shouwd (✯◡✯) p-pwow in hope; and that he that 
t-thwesheth in hope shouwd be p-pawtakew of his hope. 

9-9:11 If we have sown u-unto you \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw things, is it a gweat t-thing if 
we shaww w-weap youw cawnyaw (o^▽^o) t-things? 9:12 If othews be pawtakews of this 
p-powew o-ovew y-you, awe nyot we wathew? Nyevewthewess we have nyot used this 
powew; but s-suffew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, west we shouwd hindew t-the gospew of 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

9:13 Do ye nyot knyow that they which m-minyistew about h-howy things wive of 
t-the things of t-the tempwe? and they which wait a-at t-the awtaw awe 
pawtakews with t-the a-awtaw? 9-9:14 Even so hath t-the Wowd o-owdainyed that 
they which pweach t-the gospew shouwd wive of t-the gospew. 

9:15 But I have used nyonye of these things: nyeithew have I wwitten 
these things, that it shouwd be so donye u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it wewe bettew 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to die, than that any man shouwd make o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowying void. 

9:16 Fow t-though I pweach t-the gospew, I have nyothing to gwowy o-of: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
nyecessity is w-waid upon m-me; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, (-_-) *twerks* w-woe is u-unto me, if I pweach nyot t-the 
gospew! 9:17 Fow if I (^-^*)/ d-do this t-thing wiwwingwy, I have a (・_・ヾ w-wewawd: but 
if against o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wiww, a dispensation of t-the gospew is committed u-unto me. 

9:18 What is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wewawd then? Vewiwy that, when I pweach t-the gospew, I 
may make t-the gospew of Chwist without c-chawge, that I abuse nyot o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
p-powew in t-the gospew. 

9:19 Fow t-though I be fwee fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet have I m-made mysewf sewvant 
u-unto a-aww, that I m-might gain t-the mowe. 

9:20 And u-unto t-the Jews I became as a J-Jew, that I m-might gain t-the Jews; 
to t-them that awe undew t-the w-waw, as undew t-the w-waw, that I m-might gain 
t-them that awe undew t-the waw; 9:21 To t-them that awe without w-waw, as 
without w-waw, (being nyot without (☆▽☆) w-waw to G-God, but undew t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw to 
Chwist,) that I m-might gain t-them that awe without waw. 

9:22 To t-the weak became I as weak, that I m-might gain t-the weak: I am 
m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, that I m-might by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww means s-save some. 

9:23 And this I (^-^*)/ d-do (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gospew's sake, that I m-might be p-pawtakew 
theweof with you. 

9:24 K-Knyow ye nyot that they which w-wun in a wace w-wun a-aww, but onye 
weceiveth t-the pwize? S-So wun, that ye may o-obtain. 

9:25 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that stwiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the m-mastewy is t-tempewate in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things. Nyow they (^-^*)/ d-do it to obtain a cowwuptibwe cwown; but we an 
incowwuptibwe. 

9:26 I thewefowe so wun, nyot as u-uncewtainwy; so fight I, nyot as onye 
that beateth t-the a-aiw: 9:27 But I keep undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-body, and bwing it into 
s-subjection: west that by any means, when I have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached to othews, I 
mysewf shouwd be a castaway. 

10:1 Moweovew, bwethwen, I w-wouwd nyot that ye shouwd be ignyowant, how 
that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw f-fathews wewe undew t-the c-cwoud, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww passed thwough t-the 
sea; 1-10:2 And wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww baptized u-unto Moses in t-the cwoud and in t-the 
sea; 10:3 And did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww e-eat t-the same \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw meat; 10:4 And did (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
dwink t-the same \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw dwink: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they d-dwank of that \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw Wock 
that f-fowwowed (=`ω´=) t-them: and that Wock w-was (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1-10:5 But with many of t-them God w-was nyot w-weww p-pweased: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wewe 
ovewthwown in t-the wiwdewnyess. 

10:6 Nyow these things wewe ouw e-exampwes, to t-the intent we shouwd nyot 
w-wust aftew eviw things, as they awso wusted. 

10:7 N-Nyeithew be ye idowatews, as wewe s-some of t-them; as it is wwitten, 
The peopwe sat down to e-eat and dwink, and w-wose up to p-pway. 

10:8 N-Nyeithew wet us commit f-fownyication, as s-some of t-them committed, and 
feww in onye day thwee and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty thousand. 

10:9 N-Nyeithew wet us t-tempt (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, as s-some of t-them awso tempted, and 
wewe destwoyed of sewpents. 

10:10 N-Nyeithew m-muwmuw ye, as s-some of t-them awso muwmuwed, and wewe 
destwoyed of t-the destwoyew. 

1-10:11 Nyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things happenyed u-unto t-them (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ensampwes: and they 
awe wwitten (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw admonyition, upon whom t-the ends of t-the wowwd awe 
come. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Whewefowe wet him that thinketh he standeth o(>ω<)o t-take heed west he 
faww. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Thewe hath nyo t-temptation taken you but such as is common to man: 
but God is f-faithfuw, who wiww nyot s-suffew you to be tempted a-above that 
ye awe abwe; but wiww with t-the t-temptation awso make a w-way to escape, 
that ye may be abwe to beaw it. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Whewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my deawwy bewoved, fwee fwom idowatwy. 

10:15 I speak as to wise men; j-judge ye what I say. 

1-10:16 The cup of bwessing which we bwess, is it nyot t-the communyion of 
t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of Chwist? The bwead which we bweak, is it nyot t-the communyion 
of t-the body of Chwist? 1-10:17 Fow we being many awe onye bwead, and onye 
b-body: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pawtakews of that onye bwead. 

10:18 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd Iswaew aftew t-the fwesh: awe nyot they which e-eat of t-the 
s-sacwifices pawtakews of t-the a-awtaw? 10:19 What say I then? that t-the 
idow is any thing, ow that which is offewed in sacwifice to idows is 
any thing? (・_・ヾ 1-10:20 But I say, that t-the things which t-the G-Gentiwes 
sacwifice, they sacwifice to ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and nyot to G-God: and I w-wouwd nyot 
that ye shouwd have fewwowship with deviws. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 Ye c-cannyot dwink t-the cup of t-the W-Wowd, and t-the cup of deviws: ye 
c-cannyot be pawtakews of t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's tabwe, and of t-the tabwe of deviws. 

10:22 Do we pwovoke t-the Wowd to (✯◡✯) j-jeawousy? awe we stwongew than o(>< )o h-he? 
1-10:23 Aww things awe wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe nyot expedient: 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things edify n-nyot. 

10:24 Wet nyo man seek his own, but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-anyothew's weawth. 

10:25 W-Whatsoevew is sowd in t-the s-shambwes, that eat, asking nyo question 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow conscience sake: 10:26 Fow t-the eawth is t-the Wowd's, and t-the 
fuwnyess t-theweof. 

10:27 If any of t-them that bewieve nyot bid you to a f-feast, and ye be 
disposed to go; whatsoevew is s-set befowe y-you, eat, asking nyo question 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow conscience sake. 

1-10:28 But if any man say u-unto y-you, This is offewed in sacwifice u-unto 
idows, e-eat nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sake that shewed it, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow conscience sake: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the eawth is t-the Wowd's, and t-the fuwnyess theweof: 10:29 
C-Conscience, I say, nyot thinye own, but of t-the othew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow why is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
w-wibewty judged of anyothew man's conscience? 10:30 Fow if I by gwace 
be a pawtakew, why am I eviw spoken of (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which I g-give 
thanks? 10:31 Whethew thewefowe ye eat, ow dwink, ow whatsoevew ye 
do, (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww to t-the gwowy of God. 

10:32 Give nyonye offence, nyeithew to t-the Jews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to t-the G-Gentiwes, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
to t-the chuwch of G-God: 10:33 Even as I pwease (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, 
nyot seeking minye own pwofit, but t-the pwofit of many, that they may be 
saved. 

11:1 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye fowwowews of me, even as I awso am of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

11:2 Nyow I pwaise y-you, bwethwen, that ye (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew m-me in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, 
and keep t-the owdinyances, as I dewivewed t-them to you. 

11:3 But I w-wouwd have you knyow, that t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man is Chwist; 
and t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the woman is t-the man; and t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of Chwist is God. 

11:4 Evewy man pwaying ow pwophesying, h-having his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-covewed, 
dishonyouweth his head. 

11:5 But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy woman that p-pwayeth ow pwophesieth with hew ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head 
u-uncovewed dishonyouweth hew head: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is even (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww onye as if she 
wewe shaven. 

11:6 Fow if t-the woman be nyot ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ c-covewed, wet hew awso be shown: but if it 
be a shame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a woman to be s-shown ow shaven, wet hew be covewed. 

11:7 Fow a man indeed ought nyot to covew his head, fowasmuch as he is 
t-the i-image and gwowy of G-God: but t-the woman is t-the gwowy of t-the m-man. 

11:8 Fow t-the man is nyot of t-the woman: but t-the woman of t-the m-man. 

11:9 N-Nyeithew w-was t-the man cweated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the woman; but t-the woman (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
m-man. 

11:10 Fow this c-cause ought t-the woman to have p-powew on hew ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head because 
of t-the angews. 

11:11 Nyevewthewess nyeithew is t-the man without t-the woman, nyeithew t-the 
woman without t-the ^.^ m-man, in t-the Wowd. 

11:12 Fow as t-the woman is of t-the ^.^ m-man, even so is t-the man awso by t-the 
woman; but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things of God. 

11:13 Judge in youwsewves: is it c-comewy that a woman p-pway u-unto God 
uncovewed? 11:14 Doth nyot even nyatuwe itsewf t-teach y-you, that, if a 
man have wong haiw, it is a shame u-unto h-him? 11:15 But if a woman have 
wong haiw, it is a gwowy to hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew haiw is given hew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
covewing. 

11:16 But if any man seem to be (❤ω❤) c-contentious, we have nyo such custom, 
nyeithew t-the chuwches of God. 

11:17 Nyow in this that I decwawe u-unto you I pwaise you nyot, that ye 
come togethew nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bettew, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowse. 

11:18 Fow fiwst of a-aww, when ye come togethew in t-the c-chuwch, I h-heaw 
that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be divisions among you; and I pawtwy bewieve it. 

11:19 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (* ^ ω ^) m-must be awso hewesies among y-you, that they which awe 
a-appwoved may be m-made manyifest among you. 

11:20 When ye come togethew thewefowe into onye pwace, this is nyot to 
e-eat t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's suppew. 

11:21 Fow in e-eating {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye taketh befowe othew his own ^-^ s-suppew: and 
onye is hungwy, and anyothew is dwunken. 

11:22 W-What? have ye nyot houses to e-eat and to dwink in? ow despise ye 
t-the chuwch of G-God, and shame t-them that have nyot? What shaww I say to 
y-you? shaww I pwaise you in t-this? I pwaise you n-nyot. 

1-11:23 Fow I have weceived of t-the Wowd that which awso I dewivewed u-unto 
y-you, That t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the same nyight in which he w-was betwayed took 
bwead: 11:24 And when he h-had given thanks, he bwake it, and said, 
T-Take, eat: this is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-body, which is bwoken (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you: this (^-^*)/ d-do in 
w-wemembwance of me. 

11:25 Aftew t-the same m-mannyew awso he took t-the cup, when he h-had supped, 
s-saying, This cup is t-the nyew testament in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bwood: this (^-^*)/ d-do ye, as oft 
as ye dwink it, in w-wemembwance of me. 

11:26 Fow as often as ye e-eat this bwead, and dwink this cup, ye (^-^*)/ d-do 
s-shew t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's death tiww he come. 

11:27 Whewefowe w-whosoevew shaww e-eat this bwead, and dwink this cup of 
t-the W-Wowd, unwowthiwy, shaww be g-guiwty of t-the body and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the 
Wowd. 

11:28 But wet a man examinye himsewf, and so wet him e-eat of that bwead, 
and dwink of that cup. 

1-11:29 Fow he that eateth and dwinketh unwowthiwy, eateth and dwinketh 
damnyation to himsewf, nyot d-discewnying t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's body. 

11:30 Fow this c-cause many awe weak and sickwy among y-you, and many 
sweep. 

11:31 Fow if we w-wouwd j-judge ouwsewves, we shouwd nyot be judged. 

11:32 But when we awe judged, we awe (o-_-o) c-chastenyed of t-the W-Wowd, that we 
shouwd nyot be condemnyed with t-the wowwd. 

11:33 Whewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, when ye come togethew to eat, tawwy onye 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow anyothew. 

(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 And if any man h-hungew, wet him e-eat a-at home; that ye come nyot 
togethew u-unto condemnyation. And t-the w-west wiww I s-set in owdew when I 
come. 

12:1 Nyow c-concewnying \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw gifts, bwethwen, I w-wouwd nyot have you 
ignyowant. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 Ye knyow that ye wewe G-Gentiwes, cawwied away u-unto these dumb 
idows, even as ye wewe wed. 

12:3 Whewefowe I g-give you to undewstand, that nyo man speaking by t-the 
Spiwit of God cawweth ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus accuwsed: and that nyo man c-can say that 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the W-Wowd, but by t-the Howy Ghost. 

12:4 Nyow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe divewsities of gifts, but t-the same Spiwit. 

1-12:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe diffewences of adminyistwations, but t-the same Wowd. 

12:6 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe divewsities of (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ o-opewations, but it is t-the same God 
which w-wowketh (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in aww. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 But t-the manyifestation of t-the Spiwit is given to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man to 
pwofit withaw. 

12:8 Fow to onye is given by t-the Spiwit t-the wowd of wisdom; to anyothew 
t-the wowd of k-knyowwedge by t-the same Spiwit; 12:9 To anyothew f-faith by t-the 
same Spiwit; to anyothew t-the gifts of (☆ω☆) h-heawing by t-the same Spiwit; 12:10 
To anyothew t-the wowking of m-miwacwes; to anyothew pwophecy; to anyothew 
d-discewnying of s-spiwits; to anyothew divews (＾▽＾') k-kinds of (o^ ^o) t-tongues; to anyothew 
t-the i-intewpwetation of tongues: 1-12:11 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these w-wowketh that onye 
and t-the sewfsame S-Spiwit, dividing to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man sevewawwy as he wiww. 

12:12 Fow as t-the body is o-onye, and hath many (´ ∀ ` *) m-membews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
membews of that onye b-body, being many, awe onye b-body: so awso is (T_T) C-Chwist. 

12:13 Fow by onye Spiwit awe we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww baptized into onye b-body, whethew we 
be Jews ow G-Gentiwes, whethew we be bond ow fwee; and have b-been (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
m-made to dwink into onye Spiwit. 

12:14 Fow t-the body is nyot onye m-membew, but many. 

1-12:15 If t-the foot shaww say, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I am nyot t-the hand, I am nyot of 
t-the body; is it thewefowe nyot of t-the body? 12:16 And if t-the eaw shaww 
say, (* ^ ω ^) B-Because I am nyot t-the eye, I am nyot of t-the body; is it thewefowe 
nyot of t-the body? 12:17 If t-the w-whowe body wewe an eye, whewe wewe t-the 
heawing? If t-the w-whowe wewe h-heawing, whewe wewe t-the smewwing? (つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 
But nyow hath God s-set t-the membews {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them in t-the b-body, as it 
hath pweased h-him. 

12:19 And if they wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww onye m-membew, whewe wewe t-the body? 12:20 But 
nyow awe they many (´ ∀ ` *) m-membews, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet but onye body. 

1-12:21 And t-the eye c-cannyot say u-unto t-the hand, I have nyo nyeed of t-thee: 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow again t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head to t-the feet, I have nyo nyeed of you. 

12:22 Nyay, m-much mowe those membews of t-the b-body, which seem to be mowe 
feebwe, awe nyecessawy: 12:23 And those membews of t-the b-body, which we 
think to be w-wess honyouwabwe, upon these we bestow mowe abundant 
honyouw; and ouw uncomewy pawts have mowe abundant comewinyess. 

12:24 Fow ouw c-comewy pawts have nyo nyeed: but God hath tempewed t-the 
body togethew, h-having given mowe abundant honyouw to that pawt which 
wacked. 

12:25 That (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be nyo schism in t-the body; but that t-the membews 
shouwd have t-the same cawe onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow anyothew. 

12:26 And whethew onye membew suffew, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the membews s-suffew with it; 
ow onye membew be honyouwed, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the membews wejoice with it. 

12:27 Nyow ye awe t-the body of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and membews in p-pawticuwaw. 

12:28 And God hath s-set s-some in t-the c-chuwch, fiwst apostwes, secondawiwy 
pwophets, thiwdwy teachews, aftew that miwacwes, t-then gifts of 
heawings, (*^‿^*) h-hewps, g-govewnments, divewsities of tongues. 

12:29 Awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww apostwes? awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-pwophets? awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww teachews? awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
wowkews of m-miwacwes? 12:30 H-Have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gifts of heawing? (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
speak with (-ω-、) t-tongues? (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww intewpwet? 12:31 But covet eawnyestwy t-the 
best gifts: and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet s-shew I u-unto you a mowe excewwent way. 

13:1 Though I speak with t-the t-tongues of men and of a-angews, and have 
nyot chawity, I am become as sounding b-bwass, ow a tinkwing cymbaw. 

13:2 And t-though I have t-the gift of pwophecy, and undewstand (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
mystewies, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww knyowwedge; and t-though I have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww faith, so that I 
couwd w-wemove mountains, and have nyot chawity, I am nyothing. 

13:3 And t-though I bestow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my goods to feed t-the poow, and t-though I 
g-give o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my body to be buwnyed, and have nyot chawity, it pwofiteth m-me 
nyothing. 

13:4 Chawity suffeweth w-wong, and is kind; chawity envieth n-nyot; chawity 
vaunteth nyot (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, is nyot puffed up, 13:5 Doth nyot behave itsewf 
unseemwy, seeketh nyot hew own, is nyot easiwy pwovoked, thinketh nyo 
eviw; 13:6 Wejoiceth nyot in inyiquity, but (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth in t-the t-twuth; 13:7 
Beaweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, b-bewieveth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, hopeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, enduweth 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

13:8 Chawity nyevew faiweth: but whethew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be p-pwophecies, they 
shaww faiw; whethew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be tongues, they shaww (ノωヽ) c-cease; whethew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
be knyowwedge, it shaww vanyish away. 

13:9 Fow we knyow in pawt, and we ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy in p-pawt. 

1-13:10 But when that which is pewfect is come, t-then that which is in 
pawt shaww be donye away. 

1-13:11 When I w-was a chiwd, I spake as a chiwd, I undewstood as a chiwd, 
I thought as a chiwd: but when I became a ^.^ m-man, I put away chiwdish 
things. 

13:12 Fow nyow we s-see thwough a (=^‥^=) g-gwass, d-dawkwy; but t-then f-face to f-face: 
nyow I knyow in p-pawt; but t-then shaww I knyow even as awso I am knyown. 

13:13 And nyow abideth faith, hope, chawity, these thwee; but t-the 
gweatest of these is chawity. 

14:1 Fowwow aftew chawity, and d-desiwe \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw gifts, but wathew that 
ye may pwophesy. 

14:2 Fow he that s-speaketh in an unknyown tongue s-speaketh nyot u-unto men, 
but u-unto G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo man undewstandeth h-him; h-howbeit in t-the spiwit he 
s-speaketh mystewies. 

14:3 But he that pwophesieth s-speaketh u-unto men to e-edification, and 
exhowtation, and comfowt. 

14:4 He that s-speaketh in an unknyown tongue edifieth himsewf; but he 
that pwophesieth edifieth t-the chuwch. 

1-14:5 I w-wouwd that ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww spake with t-tongues but wathew that ye 
pwophesied: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow gweatew is he that pwophesieth than he that s-speaketh 
with tongues, except he intewpwet, that t-the chuwch may weceive 
(;;;*_*) e-edifying. 

14:6 Nyow, bwethwen, if I come u-unto you speaking with tongues, what 
shaww I pwofit y-you, except I shaww speak to you eithew by wevewation, 
ow by knyowwedge, ow by pwophesying, ow by doctwinye? 14:7 And even 
things without wife giving sound, whethew pipe ow h-hawp, except they 
g-give a distinction in t-the s-sounds, how shaww it be knyown what is piped 
ow hawped? 14:8 Fow if t-the twumpet g-give an u-uncewtain sound, who shaww 
p-pwepawe himsewf to t-the battwe? 14:9 S-So wikewise ye, except ye uttew 
by t-the tongue w-wowds easy to be undewstood, how shaww it be knyown what 
is o(>< )o s-spoken? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye shaww speak into t-the aiw. 

14:10 Thewe a-awe, it may be, so many (＾▽＾') k-kinds of v-voices in t-the wowwd, and 
nyonye of t-them is without signyification. 

14:11 Thewefowe if I knyow nyot t-the meanying of t-the voice, I shaww be 
u-unto him that s-speaketh a bawbawian, and he that s-speaketh shaww be a 
bawbawian u-unto me. 

1-14:12 Even so ye, fowasmuch as ye awe z-zeawous of \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw gifts, seek 
that ye may excew to t-the edifying of t-the chuwch. 

14:13 Whewefowe wet him that s-speaketh in an unknyown tongue p-pway that 
he may intewpwet. 

14:14 Fow if I p-pway in an unknyown tongue, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit pwayeth, but o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
undewstanding is u-unfwuitfuw. 

1-14:15 What is it then? I wiww p-pway with t-the spiwit, and I wiww p-pway 
with t-the undewstanding awso: I wiww sing with t-the spiwit, and I wiww 
sing with t-the undewstanding awso. 

14:16 Ewse when t-thou shawt bwess with t-the spiwit, how shaww he that 
o-occupieth t-the woom of t-the unweawnyed say Amen a-at thy giving of thanks, 
seeing he undewstandeth nyot what t-thou s-sayest? 14:17 Fow t-thou vewiwy 
(*´▽`*) *cries* g-givest thanks weww, but t-the othew is nyot edified. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 I thank o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, I speak with t-tongues mowe than ye aww: 1-14:19 Y-Yet 
in t-the chuwch I h-had wathew speak five w-wowds with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my u-undewstanding, 
that by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice I m-might t-teach othews awso, than t-ten t-thousand w-wowds in 
an unknyown tongue. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 Bwethwen, be nyot chiwdwen in ⊂(･ω･*⊂) u-undewstanding: h-howbeit in (T_T) m-mawice be 
ye c-chiwdwen, but in undewstanding be m-men. 

1-14:21 In t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw it is wwitten, With men of othew t-tongues and othew 
w-wips wiww I speak u-unto this peopwe; and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wiww they nyot 
h-heaw me, saith t-the WOWD. 

14:22 Whewefowe t-tongues awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sign, nyot to t-them that b-bewieve, but 
to t-them that bewieve nyot: but pwophesying (・_・ヾ s-sewveth nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that 
bewieve nyot, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them which bewieve. 

14:23 If thewefowe t-the w-whowe chuwch be come togethew into onye pwace, 
and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww speak with tongues, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come in those that awe 
unweawnyed, ow unbewievews, wiww they nyot say that ye awe m-mad? 14:24 
But if (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwophesy, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come in onye that b-bewieveth nyot, ow onye 
unweawnyed, he is convinced of a-aww, he is judged of aww: 14:25 And thus 
awe t-the secwets of his heawt m-made manyifest; and so fawwing down on his 
f-face he wiww w-wowship G-God, and wepowt that God is in you of a twuth. 

14:26 How is it then, (＃￣ω￣) b-bwethwen? when ye come togethew, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of 
you hath a psawm, hath a doctwinye, hath a tongue, hath a wevewation, 
hath an intewpwetation. Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things be donye u-unto (;;;*_*) e-edifying. 

14:27 If any man speak in an unknyown tongue, wet it be by two, ow a-at 
t-the most by thwee, and that by couwse; and wet onye intewpwet. 

14:28 But if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo intewpwetew, wet him keep siwence in t-the 
chuwch; and wet him speak to himsewf, and to God. 

14:29 Wet t-the pwophets speak two ow thwee, and wet t-the othew judge. 

14:30 If any t-thing be weveawed to anyothew that sitteth by, wet t-the 
fiwst h-howd his p-peace. 

14:31 Fow ye may (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy onye by o-onye, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww may weawn, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
may be comfowted. 

14:32 And t-the s-spiwits of t-the pwophets awe subject to t-the pwophets. 

14:33 Fow God is nyot t-the authow of (O.O) *hugs tightly* c-confusion, but of p-peace, as in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
chuwches of t-the saints. 

1-14:34 Wet youw w-women keep siwence in t-the chuwches: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is nyot 
pewmitted u-unto t-them to s-speak; but they awe commanded to be undew 
obedience as awso saith t-the waw. 

14:35 And if they wiww weawn any thing, wet t-them ask theiw husbands a-at 
h-home: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is a shame (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-women to speak in t-the chuwch. 

14:36 W-What? came t-the wowd of God out fwom y-you? ow came it u-unto you 
onwy? 14:37 If any man think himsewf to be a pwophet, ow s-spiwituaw, 
wet him acknyowwedge that t-the things that I wwite u-unto you awe t-the 
c-commandments of t-the Wowd. 

1-14:38 But if any man be ignyowant, wet him be ignyowant. 

14:39 Whewefowe, bwethwen, covet to pwophesy, and fowbid nyot to speak 
with tongues. 

(*^‿^*) 1-14:40 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things be donye decentwy and in owdew. 

15:1 Moweovew, bwethwen, I decwawe u-unto you t-the gospew which I 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto y-you, which awso ye have weceived, and whewein ye stand; 
⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 By which awso ye awe saved, if ye keep in memowy what I (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached 
u-unto y-you, unwess ye have bewieved in vain. 

1-15:3 Fow I dewivewed u-unto you fiwst of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that which I awso weceived, 
how that Chwist died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw s-sins a-accowding to t-the scwiptuwes; :3 1-15:4 
And that he w-was b-buwied, and that he w-wose again t-the thiwd day a-accowding 
to t-the s-scwiptuwes: 1-15:5 And that he w-was s-seen of Cephas, t-then of t-the 
twewve: 15:6 Aftew that, he w-was s-seen of a-above five hundwed (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen a-at 
(＃`Д´) o-once; of whom t-the gweatew pawt wemain u-unto this pwesent, but s-some awe 
f-fawwen asweep. 

15:7 Aftew that, he w-was s-seen of James; t-then of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the apostwes. 

15:8 And wast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww he w-was s-seen of m-me awso, as of onye bown out of d-due 
^w^ t-time. 

15:9 Fow I am t-the weast of t-the apostwes, that am nyot meet to be cawwed 
an apostwe, because I pewsecuted t-the chuwch of God. 

15:10 But by t-the gwace of God I am what I am: and his gwace which w-was 
b-bestowed upon m-me w-was nyot in vain; but I wabouwed mowe abundantwy than 
they aww: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot I, but t-the gwace of God which w-was with me. 

15:11 Thewefowe whethew it wewe I ow they, so we pweach, and so ye 
bewieved. 

15:12 Nyow if Chwist be (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached that he w-wose fwom t-the dead, how say 
s-some among you that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wesuwwection of t-the dead? 1-15:13 But 
if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo wesuwwection of t-the dead, t-then is Chwist nyot wisen: 
15:14 And if Chwist be nyot wisen, t-then is ouw pweaching vain, and youw 
f-faith is awso vain. 

15:15 Yea, and we awe f-found f-fawse witnyesses of God; because we have 
testified of God that he waised up Chwist: whom he waised nyot up, if 
so be that t-the dead (☆ω☆) w-wise n-nyot. 

15:16 Fow if t-the dead (☆ω☆) w-wise nyot, t-then is nyot Chwist waised: 15:17 And 
if Chwist be nyot waised, youw f-faith is vain; ye awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in youw sins. 

15:18 T-Then they awso which awe f-fawwen asweep in Chwist awe pewished. 

1-15:19 If in this wife onwy we have hope in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, we awe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men 
most misewabwe. 

1-15:20 But nyow is Chwist wisen fwom t-the dead, and become t-the 
fiwstfwuits of t-them that (＞ｍ＜) s-swept. 

15:21 Fow since by man came d-death, by man came awso t-the wesuwwection 
of t-the dead. 

15:22 Fow as in Adam (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww die, even so in Chwist shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be m-made 
awive. 

1-15:23 But {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in his own owdew: Chwist t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) f-fiwstfwuits; 
aftewwawd they that awe Chwist's a-at his coming. 

1-15:24 T-Then cometh t-the end, when he shaww have dewivewed up t-the kingdom 
to G-God, even t-the F-Fathew; when he shaww have put down (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wuwe and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
a-authowity and powew. 

15:25 Fow he (* ^ ω ^) m-must weign, tiww he hath put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww enyemies undew his feet. 

15:26 The wast enyemy that shaww be destwoyed is death. 

15:27 Fow he hath put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things undew his feet. But when he saith (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things awe put undew him, it is manyifest that he is excepted, which 
did put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things undew h-him. 

{{ (>_<) }} *teleports behind you* 1-15:28 And when (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things shaww be subdued u-unto him, t-then shaww t-the 
S-Son awso himsewf be subject u-unto him that put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things undew him, 
that God may be (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in aww. 

;;w;; 1-15:29 Ewse what shaww they (^-^*)/ d-do which awe baptized (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead, if t-the 
dead (☆ω☆) w-wise nyot a-at aww? why awe they t-then baptized (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the dead? 15:30 
And why stand we in jeopawdy {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (=①ω①=) h-houw? 15:31 I pwotest by youw 
w-wejoicing which I have in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw WOWD, I die daiwy. 

15:32 If aftew t-the m-mannyew of men I have fought with b-beasts a-at E-Ephesus, 
what (❤ω❤) a-advantageth it me, if t-the dead (☆ω☆) w-wise nyot? wet us e-eat and dwink; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to mowwow we die. 

1-15:33 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot deceived: eviw communyications cowwupt g-good mannyews. 

15:34 Awake to wighteousnyess, and sin n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-some have nyot t-the 
k-knyowwedge of G-God: I speak this to youw shame. 

1-15:35 But s-some man wiww say, How awe t-the dead waised u-up? and with what 
body (^-^*)/ d-do they come? 1-15:36 T-Thou foow, that which t-thou sowest is nyot 
quickenyed, except it die: 1-15:37 And that which t-thou sowest, t-thou 
sowest nyot that body that shaww be, but bawe gwain, it may chance of 
wheat, ow of s-some othew gwain: 1-15:38 But God giveth it a body as it 
hath pweased him, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy seed his own body. 

15:39 Aww fwesh is nyot t-the same fwesh: but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye kind of fwesh 
of men, anyothew fwesh of beasts, anyothew of fishes, and anyothew of 
biwds. 

1-15:40 Thewe awe awso cewestiaw bodies, and bodies t-tewwestwiaw: but t-the 
gwowy of t-the cewestiaw is o-onye, and t-the gwowy of t-the tewwestwiaw is 
anyothew. 

15:41 Thewe is onye gwowy of t-the sun, and anyothew gwowy of t-the moon, 
and anyothew gwowy of t-the staws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye staw diffeweth fwom anyothew 
staw in gwowy. 

15:42 S-So awso is t-the wesuwwection of t-the dead. I-It is sown in 
cowwuption; it is waised in i-incowwuption: 15:43 I-It is sown in 
d-dishonyouw; it is waised in gwowy: it is sown in weaknyess; it is waised 
in powew: 15:44 I-It is sown a n-nyatuwaw body; it is waised a \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw 
body. Thewe is a n-nyatuwaw b-body, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw body. 

15:45 And so it is wwitten, The fiwst man Adam w-was m-made a wiving s-souw; 
t-the wast Adam w-was m-made a (o^ ^o)/ q-quickenying spiwit. 

15:46 Howbeit that w-was nyot fiwst which is s-spiwituaw, but that which is 
nyatuwaw; and aftewwawd that which is (=^･ｪ･^=) s-spiwituaw. 

15:47 The fiwst man is of t-the eawth, eawthy; t-the second man is t-the 
Wowd fwom heaven. 

1-15:48 As is t-the eawthy, such awe they awso that awe e-eawthy: and as is 
t-the heavenwy, such awe they awso that awe heavenwy. 

1-15:49 And as we have (￣ω￣) b-bownye t-the i-image of t-the eawthy, we shaww awso beaw 
t-the i-image of t-the heavenwy. 

15:50 Nyow this I say, bwethwen, that fwesh and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood c-cannyot i-inhewit 
t-the kingdom of God; nyeithew doth cowwuption i-inhewit incowwuption. 

15:51 Behowd, I s-shew you a mystewy; We shaww nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sweep, but we 
shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww be changed, 1-15:52 In a moment, in t-the twinkwing of an eye, 
a-at t-the wast twump: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twumpet shaww sound, and t-the dead shaww be 
waised incowwuptibwe, and we shaww be changed. 

15:53 Fow this cowwuptibwe (* ^ ω ^) m-must put on incowwuption, and this mowtaw 
(* ^ ω ^) m-must put on immowtawity. 

15:54 S-So when this cowwuptibwe shaww have put on incowwuption, and 
this mowtaw shaww have put on immowtawity, t-then shaww be b-bwought to 
pass t-the saying that is wwitten, Death is swawwowed up in victowy. 

15:55 O-O d-death, whewe is thy sting? O-O gwave, whewe is thy victowy? 
15:56 The sting of death is sin; and t-the stwength of sin is t-the waw. 

15:57 But thanks be to G-God, which giveth us t-the victowy thwough ouw 
Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

15:58 Thewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved bwethwen, be ye stedfast, unmoveabwe, 
awways (T_T) a-abounding in t-the wowk of t-the W-Wowd, fowasmuch as ye knyow that 
youw wabouw is nyot in vain in t-the Wowd. 

16:1 Nyow c-concewnying t-the cowwection (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the saints, as I have given 
owdew to t-the chuwches of G-Gawatia, even so (^-^*)/ d-do OwO y-ye. 

16:2 Upon t-the fiwst day of t-the week wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you way by him in 
s-stowe, as God hath pwospewed him, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be nyo (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) g-gathewings when I 
come. 

16:3 And when I come, w-whomsoevew ye shaww appwove by youw w-wettews, 
t-them wiww I send to bwing youw wibewawity u-unto Jewusawem. 

16:4 And if it be meet that I go awso, they shaww go with me. 

16:5 Nyow I wiww come u-unto y-you, when I shaww pass thwough Macedonyia: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I (^-^*)/ d-do pass thwough M-Macedonyia. 

1-16:6 And it may be that I wiww abide, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and wintew with y-you, that 
ye may bwing m-me on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my jouwnyey whithewsoevew I go. 

16:7 Fow I wiww nyot s-see you nyow by t-the way; but I t-twust to tawwy a 
whiwe with y-you, if t-the Wowd pewmit. 

16:8 But I wiww tawwy a-at Ephesus untiw Pentecost. 

1-16:9 Fow a gweat doow and effectuaw is openyed u-unto me, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe 
many advewsawies. 

1-16:10 Nyow if Timotheus come, s-see that he may be with you without feaw: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he w-wowketh t-the wowk of t-the W-Wowd, as I awso do. 

16:11 Wet nyo man thewefowe despise him: but conduct him fowth in 
p-peace, that he may come u-unto me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him with t-the bwethwen. 

1-16:12 As touching ouw b-bwothew Apowwos, I gweatwy desiwed him to come 
u-unto you with t-the b-bwethwen: but his wiww w-was nyot a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww to come a-at 
this time; but he wiww come when he shaww have convenyient ^w^ t-time. 

16:13 Watch ye, stand fast in t-the faith, quit you w-wike men, be s-stwong. 

1-16:14 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw things be donye with chawity. 

xDD 1-16:15 I b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, (-(ye knyow t-the house of Stephanyas, that 
it is t-the fiwstfwuits of A-Achaia, and that they have addicted 
themsewves to t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy of t-the saints,) 16:16 That ye submit 
youwsewves u-unto such, and to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that hewpeth with u-us, and 
wabouweth. 

1-16:17 I am gwad of t-the coming of (つ≧▽≦)つ S-Stephanyas and Fowtunyatus and 
Achaicus: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which w-was w-wacking on youw pawt they have suppwied. 

1-16:18 Fow they have wefweshed o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my spiwit and youw's: thewefowe 
acknyowwedge ye t-them that awe such. 

16:19 The chuwches of Asia sawute you. Aquiwa and P-Pwisciwwa sawute you 
m-much in t-the W-Wowd, with t-the chuwch that is in theiw house. 

16:20 Aww t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen o(≧▽≦)o *screams* g-gweet you. Gweet ye onye anyothew with 
an h-howy kiss. 

16:21 The sawutation of m-me Pauw with minye own ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

16:22 If any man wove nyot t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, wet him be 
Anyathema (;;;*_*) M-Mawanyatha. 

1-16:23 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you. 

16:24 My wove be with you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in Chwist Jesus. A-Amen. 




The S-Second Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Cowinthians 


1:1 Pauw, an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist by t-the wiww of G-God, and Timothy 
ouw bwothew, u-unto t-the chuwch of God which is a-at Cowinth, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
saints which awe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (⌒▽⌒)☆ A-Achaia: 1:2 Gwace be to you and peace fwom God 
ouw Fathew, and fwom t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:3 Bwessed be G-God, even t-the Fathew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the 
Fathew of mewcies, and t-the God of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww comfowt; 1:4 Who comfowteth us 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw twibuwation, that we may be abwe to comfowt t-them which awe 
in any twoubwe, by t-the comfowt whewewith we ouwsewves awe c-comfowted of 
God. 

1:5 Fow as t-the suffewings of Chwist abound in u-us, so ouw consowation 
awso (=^･ｪ･^=) *pokes you* a-aboundeth by (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1-1:6 And whethew we be a-affwicted, it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw consowation and 
sawvation, which is effectuaw in t-the enduwing of t-the same suffewings 
which we awso s-suffew: ow whethew we be comfowted, it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw 
consowation and s-sawvation. 

1:7 And ouw hope of you is stedfast, knyowing, that as ye awe pawtakews 
of t-the suffewings, so shaww ye be awso of t-the consowation. 

1:8 Fow we w-wouwd nyot, bwethwen, have you i-ignyowant of ouw twoubwe which 
came to us in Asia, that we wewe pwessed out of m-measuwe, a-above 
stwength, i-insomuch that we d-despaiwed even of wife: 1-1:9 But we h-had t-the 
sentence of death in ouwsewves, that we shouwd nyot t-twust in ouwsewves, 
but in God which waiseth t-the dead: 1:10 Who dewivewed us fwom so gweat 
a d-death, and doth d-dewivew: in whom we t-twust that he wiww (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet d-dewivew 
us; 1:11 Ye awso h-hewping togethew by pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gift 
b-bestowed upon us by t-the means of many p-pewsons thanks may be given by 
many on ouw behawf. 

1:12 Fow ouw w-wejoicing is this, t-the t-testimony of ouw conscience, that 
in s-simpwicity and g-godwy s-sincewity, nyot with fweshwy wisdom, but by t-the 
gwace of G-God, we have h-had ouw c-convewsation in t-the wowwd, and mowe 
abundantwy to you-wawd. 

1:13 Fow we wwite nyonye othew things u-unto y-you, than what ye wead ow 
(o´∀`o) a-acknyowwedge; and I t-twust ye shaww acknyowwedge even to t-the end; 1:14 As 
awso ye have acknyowwedged us in pawt, that we awe youw wejoicing, even 
as ye awso awe ouw's in t-the day of t-the Wowd Jesus. 

1:15 And in this confidence I w-was minded to come u-unto you b-befowe, that 
ye m-might have a second benyefit; 1:16 And to pass by you into 
M-Macedonyia, and to come again out of M-Macedonyia u-unto y-you, and of you to 
be b-bwought on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-way towawd Judaea. 

1:17 When I thewefowe w-was thus minded, did I use wightnyess? ow t-the 
things that I puwpose, (^-^*)/ d-do I puwpose a-accowding to t-the f-fwesh, that with 
m-me (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be yea (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and nyay nyay? 1:18 But as God is twue, ouw 
wowd towawd you w-was nyot yea and nyay. 

1:19 Fow t-the S-Son of G-God, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who w-was (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached among you by 
u-us, even by m-me and Siwvanyus and Timotheus, w-was nyot yea and nyay, but in 
him w-was yea. 

1:20 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the pwomises of God in him awe (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and in him Amen, u-unto 
t-the gwowy of God by us. 

1-1:21 Nyow he which s-stabwisheth us with you in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and hath anyointed 
u-us, is God; 1:22 Who hath awso seawed u-us, and given t-the e-eawnyest of t-the 
Spiwit in ouw heawts. 

1:23 Moweovew I caww God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wecowd upon o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my s-souw, that to spawe you 
I came nyot as (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet u-unto (´ ω `♡) C-Cowinth. 

1-1:24 Nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that we have dominyion o-ovew youw faith, but awe hewpews of 
youw joy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by f-faith ye stand. 

2:1 But I detewminyed this with mysewf, that I w-wouwd nyot come again to 
you in heavinyess. 

2:2 Fow if I make you s-sowwy, who is he t-then that m-maketh m-me g-gwad, but 
t-the same which is m-made sowwy by m-me? 2-2:3 And I wwote this same u-unto 
y-you, w-west, when I came, I shouwd have sowwow fwom t-them of whom I ought 
to w-wejoice; h-having confidence in you a-aww, that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my joy is t-the joy of 
you aww. 

2:4 Fow out of m-much affwiction and a-anguish of heawt I wwote u-unto you 
with many teaws; nyot that ye shouwd be gwieved, but that ye m-might knyow 
t-the wove which I have mowe abundantwy u-unto you. 

2-2:5 But if any have caused gwief, he hath nyot g-gwieved me, but in pawt: 
that I may nyot ovewchawge you aww. 

2:6 Sufficient to such a man is this punyishment, which w-was infwicted 
of many. 

2-2:7 S-So that contwawiwise ye ought wathew to fowgive him, and comfowt 
him, west pewhaps such a onye shouwd be swawwowed up with ovewmuch 
\(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. 

2:8 Whewefowe I b-beseech you that ye w-wouwd ⊂(･ω･*⊂) c-confiwm youw wove towawd 
h-him. 

2-2:9 Fow to this end awso did I wwite, that I m-might knyow t-the p-pwoof of 
y-you, whethew ye be xDD o-obedient in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

2:10 To whom ye fowgive any thing, I fowgive awso: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if I f-fowgave 
any thing, to whom I f-fowgave it, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes f-fowgave I it in t-the 
pewson of Chwist; 2-2:11 West Satan shouwd get an advantage of us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
we awe nyot i-ignyowant of his d-devices. 

2:12 Fuwthewmowe, when I came to T-Twoas to pweach Chwist's gospew, and 
a doow w-was openyed u-unto m-me of t-the W-Wowd, (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 I h-had nyo w-west in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
spiwit, because I f-found nyot Titus o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwothew: but taking o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my weave of 
t-them, I went fwom (o´∀`o) t-thence into M-Macedonyia. 

2:14 Nyow thanks be u-unto G-God, which awways causeth us to t-twiumph in 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and m-maketh manyifest t-the savouw of his k-knyowwedge by us in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
pwace. 

2:15 Fow we awe u-unto God a sweet savouw of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, in t-them that awe 
saved, and in t-them that pewish: 2:16 To t-the onye we awe t-the savouw of 
death u-unto death; and to t-the othew t-the savouw of wife u-unto wife. And 
who is sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these (o^▽^o) t-things? 2:17 Fow we awe nyot as many, 
which cowwupt t-the wowd of G-God: but as of s-sincewity, but as of G-God, in 
t-the sight of God speak we in (T_T) C-Chwist. 

3-3:1 Do we b-begin again to commend ouwsewves? ow nyeed ^w^ w-we, as s-some 
othews, epistwes of commendation to y-you, ow wettews of commendation 
fwom y-you? 3:2 Ye awe ouw epistwe wwitten in ouw heawts, knyown and 
wead of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men: 3-3:3 Fowasmuch as ye awe manyifestwy d-decwawed to be t-the 
epistwe of Chwist minyistewed by u-us, wwitten nyot with i-ink, but with t-the 
Spiwit of t-the wiving God; nyot in tabwes of stonye, but in fweshy tabwes 
of t-the heawt. 

3:4 And such t-twust have we thwough Chwist to God-wawd: 3:5 Nyot that we 
awe sufficient of ouwsewves to think any t-thing as of ouwsewves; but 
ouw sufficiency is of God; 3-3:6 Who awso hath m-made us abwe minyistews of 
t-the nyew testament; nyot of t-the w-wettew, but of t-the spiwit: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
wettew k-kiwweth, but t-the spiwit giveth wife. 

3:7 But if t-the m-minyistwation of d-death, wwitten and engwaven in stonyes, 
w-was g-gwowious, so that t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew couwd nyot stedfastwy 
(x_x)V b-behowd t-the f-face of Moses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of his countenyance; which gwowy 
w-was to be donye (☆ω☆) a-away: 3:8 How shaww nyot t-the m-minyistwation of t-the spiwit 
be wathew gwowious? 3-3:9 Fow if t-the m-minyistwation of condemnyation be 
gwowy, m-much mowe doth t-the m-minyistwation of wighteousnyess exceed in 
gwowy. 

3:10 Fow even that which w-was m-made gwowious h-had nyo gwowy in this 
wespect, by w-weason of t-the gwowy that excewweth. 

3:11 Fow if that which is donye away w-was g-gwowious, m-much mowe that which 
wemainyeth is gwowious. 

3:12 Seeing t-then that we have such hope, we use gweat p-pwainnyess of 
speech: 3:13 And nyot as Moses, which put a vaiw o-ovew his face, that 
t-the chiwdwen of Iswaew couwd nyot stedfastwy wook to t-the end of that 
which is abowished: 3:14 But theiw m-minds wewe bwinded: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow untiw this 
day wemainyeth t-the same vaiw untaken away in t-the weading of t-the o-owd 
testament; which vaiw is donye away in (T_T) C-Chwist. 

3:15 But even u-unto this day, when Moses is wead, t-the vaiw is upon 
theiw heawt. 

3:16 Nyevewthewess when it shaww tuwn to t-the W-Wowd, t-the vaiw shaww be 
taken away. 

3:17 Nyow t-the Wowd is that Spiwit: and whewe t-the Spiwit of t-the Wowd is, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is wibewty. 

3:18 But we a-aww, with open f-face behowding as in a gwass t-the gwowy of 
t-the W-Wowd, awe changed into t-the same i-image fwom gwowy to gwowy, even as 
by t-the Spiwit of t-the WOWD. 

4:1 Thewefowe seeing we have this minyistwy, as we have weceived m-mewcy, 
we f-faint n-nyot; 4-4:2 But have wenyounced t-the ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden things of dishonyesty, 
nyot wawking in cwaftinyess, (=`ω´=) n-nyow handwing t-the wowd of God deceitfuwwy; 
but by manyifestation of t-the twuth c-commending ouwsewves to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's 
conscience in t-the sight of God. 

4:3 But if ouw gospew be hid, it is hid to t-them that awe wost: 4-4:4 In 
whom t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) g-god of this wowwd hath bwinded t-the m-minds of t-them which 
bewieve nyot, west t-the wight of t-the gwowious gospew of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who is 
t-the i-image of G-God, shouwd (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye u-unto them. 

4-4:5 Fow we pweach nyot ouwsewves, but Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the Wowd; and 
ouwsewves youw (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jesus' sake. 

4:6 Fow G-God, who commanded t-the wight to (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye out of dawknyess, hath 
shinyed in ouw heawts, to g-give t-the wight of t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the gwowy 
of God in t-the f-face of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

4:7 But we have this tweasuwe in eawthen vessews, that t-the excewwency 
of t-the p-powew may be of G-God, and nyot of us. 

4-4:8 We awe twoubwed on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot distwessed; we awe 
pewpwexed, but nyot in d-despaiw; 4:9 P-Pewsecuted, but nyot fowsaken; cast 
down, but nyot destwoyed; 4:10 Awways beawing about in t-the body t-the 
dying of t-the Wowd Jesus, that t-the wife awso of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-might be m-made 
manyifest in ouw body. 

4:11 Fow we which wive awe awway dewivewed u-unto death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow J-Jesus' sake, 
that t-the wife awso of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-might be m-made manyifest in ouw mowtaw 
;;w;; f-fwesh. 

4:12 S-So t-then death w-wowketh in u-us, but wife in you. 

4:13 We h-having t-the same spiwit of faith, a-accowding as it is wwitten, I 
bewieved, and thewefowe have I spoken; we awso b-bewieve, and thewefowe 
s-speak; 4:14 Knyowing that he which waised up t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus shaww w-waise 
up us awso by Jesus, and shaww pwesent us with you. 

4:15 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes, that t-the abundant gwace m-might 
thwough t-the thanksgiving of many wedound to t-the gwowy of God. 

4:16 Fow which c-cause we f-faint n-nyot; but t-though ouw (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd man pewish, 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet t-the inwawd man is wenyewed day by d-day. 

4:17 Fow ouw wight a-affwiction, which is but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a moment, w-wowketh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
us a faw mowe exceeding and etewnyaw w-weight of gwowy; 4-4:18 Whiwe we 
wook nyot a-at t-the things which awe seen, but a-at t-the things which awe nyot 
seen: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the things which awe s-seen awe tempowaw; but t-the things which 
awe nyot s-seen awe etewnyaw. 

5:1 Fow we knyow that if ouw eawthwy house of this tabewnyacwe wewe 
dissowved, we have a buiwding of G-God, an house nyot m-made with hands, 
etewnyaw in t-the (´-ω-`) h-heavens. 

5-5:2 Fow in this we g-gwoan, eawnyestwy desiwing to be cwothed upon with 
ouw house which is fwom heaven: 5:3 If so be that being cwothed we 
shaww nyot be f-found nyaked. 

5:4 Fow we that awe in this tabewnyacwe (^-^*)/ d-do g-gwoan, being b-buwdenyed: nyot 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that we w-wouwd be uncwothed, but cwothed u-upon, that mowtawity m-might 
be swawwowed up of wife. 

5:5 Nyow he that hath wwought us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the sewfsame t-thing is G-God, who 
awso hath given u-unto us t-the e-eawnyest of t-the Spiwit. 

5:6 Thewefowe we awe awways confident, knyowing that, whiwst we awe a-at 
home in t-the b-body, we awe absent fwom t-the Wowd: 5:7 (Fow we wawk by 
faith, nyot by sight:) 5:8 We awe confident, I say, and wiwwing wathew 
to be absent fwom t-the b-body, and to be pwesent with t-the Wowd. 

5:9 Whewefowe we wabouw, that, whethew pwesent ow a-absent, we may be 
accepted of h-him. 

5:10 Fow we (* ^ ω ^) m-must (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww appeaw befowe t-the j-judgment seat of Chwist; that 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye may weceive t-the things donye in his b-body, a-accowding to that 
he hath donye, whethew it be g-good ow b-bad. 

5:11 Knyowing thewefowe t-the tewwow of t-the W-Wowd, we pewsuade men; but we 
awe m-made manyifest u-unto God; and I t-twust awso awe m-made manyifest in youw 
consciences. 

5:12 Fow we commend nyot ouwsewves again u-unto y-you, but g-give you 
occasion to gwowy on ouw behawf, that ye may have somewhat to answew 
t-them which gwowy in appeawance, and nyot in heawt. 

5-5:13 Fow whethew we be beside ouwsewves, it is to G-God: ow whethew we 
be sobew, it is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw cause. 

5:14 Fow t-the wove of Chwist constwainyeth us; because we thus judge, 
that if onye died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-aww, t-then wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww dead: 5:15 And that he died 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-aww, that they which wive shouwd nyot hencefowth wive u-unto 
themsewves, but u-unto him which died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them, and w-wose again. 

5:16 Whewefowe hencefowth knyow we nyo man aftew t-the fwesh: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, t-though 
we have knyown Chwist aftew t-the f-fwesh, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyow hencefowth knyow we him 
nyo mowe. 

5:17 Thewefowe if any man be in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, he is a nyew c-cweatuwe: o-owd 
things awe passed away; b-behowd, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe become nyew. 

5:18 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe of G-God, who hath weconciwed us to himsewf by 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and hath given to us t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy of w-weconciwiation; 
5:19 To wit, that God w-was in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, w-weconciwing t-the wowwd u-unto 
himsewf, nyot imputing theiw t-twespasses u-unto t-them; and hath committed 
u-unto us t-the wowd of weconciwiation. 

5:20 Nyow t-then we awe (♡°▽°♡) a-ambassadows (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, as t-though God did b-beseech 
you by us: we p-pway you in Chwist's ╰(▔∀▔)╯ s-stead, be ye weconciwed to God. 

5:21 Fow he hath m-made him to be sin (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, who knyew nyo sin; that we 
m-might be m-made t-the wighteousnyess of God in h-him. 

6-6:1 We then, as wowkews togethew with him, b-beseech you awso that ye 
weceive nyot t-the gwace of God in vain. 

6:2 (Fow he saith, I have heawd thee in a time accepted, and in t-the 
day of sawvation have I succouwed t-thee: b-behowd, nyow is t-the accepted 
time; b-behowd, nyow is t-the day of sawvation.) 6:3 Giving nyo offence in 
any thing, that t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy be nyot bwamed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 But in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things 
appwoving ouwsewves as t-the minyistews of G-God, in m-much p-patience, in 
affwictions, in n-nyecessities, in distwesses, 6:5 In stwipes, in 
impwisonments, in tumuwts, in wabouws, in watchings, in fastings; 6:6 
By p-puwenyess, by knyowwedge, by wongsuffewing, by k-kindnyess, by t-the Howy 
Ghost, by wove unfeignyed, 6:7 By t-the wowd of twuth, by t-the p-powew of 
G-God, by t-the awmouw of wighteousnyess on t-the wight hand and on t-the weft, 
6:8 By honyouw and dishonyouw, by eviw wepowt and g-good wepowt: as 
deceivews, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet :3 t-twue; 6:9 As unknyown, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet w-weww k-knyown; as dying, 
and, b-behowd, we wive; as chastenyed, and nyot kiwwed; 6:10 As sowwowfuw, 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awway (＃￣ω￣) w-wejoicing; as poow, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet making many wich; as h-having nyothing, 
and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet possessing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

6:11 O-O ye Cowinthians, ouw mouth is open u-unto y-you, ouw heawt is 
enwawged. 

6:12 Ye awe nyot stwaitenyed in u-us, but ye awe stwaitenyed in youw own 
bowews. 

6:13 Nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wecompence in t-the s-same, (I speak as u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-chiwdwen,) 
be ye awso enwawged. 

6:14 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye nyot unyequawwy yoked togethew with unbewievews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow what 
fewwowship hath wighteousnyess with unwighteousnyess? and what communyion 
hath wight with d-dawknyess? 6:15 And what concowd hath Chwist with 
B-Bewiaw? ow what pawt hath he that b-bewieveth with an infidew? (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And 
what agweement hath t-the tempwe of God with idows? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe t-the 
tempwe of t-the wiving God; as God hath said, I wiww dweww in t-them, and 
wawk in t-them; and I wiww be theiw G-God, and they shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my peopwe. 

6-6:17 Whewefowe come out fwom among t-them, and be ye s-sepawate, saith t-the 
W-Wowd, and touch nyot t-the uncwean thing; and I wiww weceive you. 

6:18 And wiww be a Fathew u-unto y-you, and ye shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sons and 
(　･ω･)☞ *notices bulge* d-daughtews, saith t-the Wowd Awmighty. 

7:1 ^w^ *screams* H-Having thewefowe these pwomises, deawwy bewoved, wet us cweanse 
ouwsewves fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fiwthinyess of t-the fwesh and spiwit, p-pewfecting 
howinyess in t-the f-feaw of God. 

7:2 Weceive us; we have wwonged nyo ^.^ m-man, we have c-cowwupted nyo ^.^ m-man, we 
have defwauded nyo m-man. 

7-7:3 I speak nyot this to c-condemn you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have said b-befowe, that ye 
awe in ouw (x_x)V h-heawts to die and wive with you. 

7:4 Gweat is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-bowdnyess of speech towawd y-you, gweat is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwowying of 
you: I am fiwwed with comfowt, I am exceeding joyfuw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw 
twibuwation. 

7:5 Fow, when we wewe come into M-Macedonyia, ouw fwesh h-had nyo west, but 
we wewe twoubwed on {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy side; without wewe (--_--) *looks at you* f-fightings, within wewe 
feaws. 

7:6 Nyevewthewess G-God, that comfowteth those that awe cast down, 
c-comfowted us by t-the coming of Titus; 7-7:7 And nyot by his coming onwy, 
but by t-the consowation whewewith he w-was c-comfowted in y-you, when he towd 
us youw e-eawnyest desiwe, youw mouwnying, youw fewvent mind towawd m-me; so 
that I w-wejoiced t-the mowe. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 Fow t-though I m-made you sowwy with a w-wettew, I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot wepent, t-though 
I did wepent: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I pewceive that t-the same epistwe hath m-made you 
s-sowwy, t-though it wewe but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a s-season. 

7:9 Nyow I wejoice, nyot that ye wewe m-made s-sowwy, but that ye sowwowed 
to wepentance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye wewe m-made sowwy aftew a g-godwy m-mannyew, that ye 
m-might weceive damage by us in nyothing. 

7:10 Fow g-godwy sowwow w-wowketh wepentance to sawvation nyot to be 
wepented o-of: but t-the sowwow of t-the wowwd w-wowketh death. 

7:11 Fow (x_x)V b-behowd this sewfsame thing, that ye sowwowed aftew a g-godwy 
sowt, what (*・ω・)ﾉ c-cawefuwnyess it wwought in y-you, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, what c-cweawing of 
youwsewves, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, what i-indignyation, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, what feaw, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, what v-vehement 
desiwe, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, what zeaw, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, what wevenge! In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things ye have 
a-appwoved youwsewves to be ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw in this mattew. 

7:12 Whewefowe, t-though I wwote u-unto y-you, I did it nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-cause 
that h-had donye t-the wwong, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his c-cause that suffewed wwong, but 
that ouw cawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you in t-the sight of God m-might appeaw u-unto you. 

7:13 Thewefowe we wewe c-comfowted in youw c-comfowt: (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and e-exceedingwy 
t-the mowe joyed we (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the joy of (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, because his spiwit w-was 
wefweshed by you aww. 

7:14 Fow if I have b-boasted any t-thing to him of y-you, I am nyot ashamed; 
but as we spake (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things to you in twuth, even so ouw boasting, 
which I m-made befowe (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, is f-found a twuth. 

7:15 And his inwawd affection is mowe abundant towawd y-you, whiwst he 
w-wemembeweth t-the obedience of you a-aww, how with f-feaw and twembwing ye 
weceived h-him. 

7:16 I wejoice thewefowe that I have confidence in you in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Moweovew, bwethwen, we (^-^*)/ d-do you to wit of t-the gwace of God b-bestowed 
on t-the chuwches of Macedonyia; 8-8:2 How that in a gweat twiaw of 
affwiction t-the a-abundance of theiw joy and theiw (☆▽☆) d-deep povewty abounded 
u-unto t-the w-wiches of theiw wibewawity. 

8:3 Fow to theiw p-powew, I beaw wecowd, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and beyond theiw p-powew 
they wewe wiwwing of themsewves; 8:4 ~(>_<~) *sweats* P-Pwaying us with m-much intweaty 
that we w-wouwd weceive t-the gift, and o(>ω<)o t-take upon us t-the fewwowship of t-the 
minyistewing to t-the saints. 

8-8:5 And this they did, nyot as we h-hoped, but fiwst gave theiw own 
s-sewves to t-the W-Wowd, and u-unto us by t-the wiww of God. 

8:6 Insomuch that we desiwed (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, that as he h-had begun, so he w-wouwd 
awso finyish in you t-the same gwace awso. 

8:7 Thewefowe, as ye abound in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thing, in faith, and uttewance, 
and knyowwedge, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww diwigence, and in youw wove to u-us, s-see that 
ye abound in this gwace awso. 

8:8 I speak nyot by c-commandment, but by occasion of t-the fowwawdnyess of 
othews, and to pwove t-the s-sincewity of youw wove. 

8:9 Fow ye knyow t-the gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that, t-though he 
w-was wich, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes he became poow, that ye thwough his 
povewty m-might be w-wich. 

8-8:10 And hewein I g-give o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my advice: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is expedient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, who 
have begun b-befowe, nyot onwy to do, but awso to be fowwawd a yeaw ago. 

8-8:11 Nyow thewefowe pewfowm t-the doing of it; that as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a 
weadinyess to wiww, so (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be a pewfowmance awso out of that 
which ye have. 

8:12 Fow if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be fiwst a wiwwing mind, it is accepted a-accowding to 
that a man h-hath, and nyot a-accowding to that he hath n-nyot. 

8-8:13 Fow I mean nyot that othew men be eased, and ye b-buwdenyed: 8:14 But 
by an equawity, that nyow a-at this time youw a-abundance may be a suppwy 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw want, that theiw a-abundance awso may be a suppwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw 
want: that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe may be equawity: 8:15 As it is wwitten, He that h-had 
gathewed m-much h-had nyothing ovew; and he that h-had gathewed ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe h-had nyo 
wack. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 8-8:16 But thanks be to G-God, which put t-the same e-eawnyest cawe into t-the 
heawt of Titus (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

8:17 Fow indeed he accepted t-the exhowtation; but being mowe fowwawd, 
of his own accowd he went u-unto you. 

8-8:18 And we have sent with him t-the bwothew, whose pwaise is in t-the 
gospew (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ c-chuwches; 8-8:19 And nyot that onwy, but who 
w-was awso chosen of t-the chuwches to twavew with us with this gwace, 
which is adminyistewed by us to t-the gwowy of t-the same W-Wowd, and 
decwawation of youw weady mind: 8:20 Avoiding this, that nyo man shouwd 
bwame us in this a-abundance which is adminyistewed by us: 8-8:21 P-Pwoviding 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow honyest things, nyot onwy in t-the sight of t-the W-Wowd, but awso in t-the 
sight of m-men. 

(*・ω・)ﾉ 8-8:22 And we have sent with t-them ouw bwothew, whom we have oftentimes 
pwoved d-diwigent in many things, but nyow m-much mowe diwigent, upon t-the 
gweat confidence which I have in you. 

8:23 Whethew any (^-^*)/ d-do enquiwe of (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, he is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pawtnyew and 
fewwowhewpew c-concewnying you: ow ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen be enquiwed of, they awe 
t-the m-messengews of t-the chuwches, and t-the gwowy of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

8:24 Whewefowe s-shew ye to t-them, and befowe t-the chuwches, t-the p-pwoof of 
youw wove, and of ouw boasting on youw behawf. 

9:1 Fow as touching t-the minyistewing to t-the saints, it is supewfwuous 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to wwite to you: (*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Fow I knyow t-the fowwawdnyess of youw mind, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which I boast of you to t-them of M-Macedonyia, that Achaia w-was weady a 
yeaw a-ago; and youw zeaw hath p-pwovoked vewy many. 

9:3 Y-Yet have I sent t-the bwethwen, west ouw boasting of you shouwd be 
in vain in this b-behawf; that, as I said, ye may be weady: 9:4 West 
╰(▔∀▔)╯ *sighs* h-hapwy if they of M-Macedonyia come with me, and f-find you unpwepawed, we 
(that we say nyot, ye) shouwd be a-ashamed in this same |･ω･) c-confident 
b-boasting. 

9:5 Thewefowe I thought it nyecessawy to exhowt t-the bwethwen, that they 
w-wouwd go befowe u-unto y-you, and make up befowehand youw bounty, wheweof 
ye h-had nyotice b-befowe, that t-the same m-might be w-weady, as a mattew of 
bounty, and nyot as of covetousnyess. 

9:6 But this I say, He which soweth spawingwy shaww w-weap awso 
spawingwy; and he which soweth bountifuwwy shaww w-weap awso 
bountifuwwy. 

9:7 Evewy man a-accowding as he puwposeth in his heawt, so wet him give; 
nyot gwudgingwy, ow of nyecessity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God woveth a c-cheewfuw givew. 

9:8 And God is abwe to make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gwace abound towawd you; that ye, 
awways h-having (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sufficiency in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, may abound to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good 
wowk: 9:9 (As it is wwitten, He hath d-dispewsed abwoad; he hath given 
to t-the poow: his wighteousnyess wemainyeth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 Nyow he that minyisteweth seed to t-the sowew both m-minyistew bwead (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
youw food, and m-muwtipwy youw seed sown, and incwease t-the fwuits of 
youw wighteousnyess;) 9-9:11 Being enwiched in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
bountifuwnyess, which causeth thwough us thanksgiving to God. 

9:12 Fow t-the adminyistwation of this sewvice nyot onwy suppwieth t-the 
want of t-the saints, but is abundant awso by many t-thanksgivings u-unto 
God; 9:13 Whiwes by t-the e-expewiment of this m-minyistwation they gwowify 
God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw pwofessed s-subjection u-unto t-the gospew of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
youw wibewaw distwibution u-unto t-them, and u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men; 9-9:14 And by 
theiw pwayew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, which wong aftew you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the exceeding gwace of 
God in you. 

9:15 Thanks be u-unto God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his unspeakabwe ต(=ω=)ต g-gift. 

10:1 Nyow I Pauw mysewf b-beseech you by t-the meeknyess and g-gentwenyess of 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who in pwesence am base among y-you, but being absent am bowd 
towawd you: 1-10:2 But I b-beseech y-you, that I may nyot be bowd when I am 
pwesent with that c-confidence, whewewith I think to be bowd against 
s-some, which think of us as if we wawked a-accowding to t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

10:3 Fow t-though we wawk in t-the f-fwesh, we (^-^*)/ d-do nyot waw aftew t-the fwesh: 
10:4 (Fow t-the weapons of ouw wawfawe awe nyot cawnyaw, but mighty 
thwough God to t-the puwwing down of stwong h-howds;) 1-10:5 Casting down 
imaginyations, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high t-thing that (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth itsewf against t-the 
k-knyowwedge of G-God, and bwinging into captivity {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thought to t-the 
obedience of Chwist; 10:6 And h-having in a weadinyess to wevenge (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
d-disobedience, when youw obedience is f-fuwfiwwed. 

10:7 Do ye wook on things aftew t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd (*≧ω≦*) a-appeawance? If any man 
t-twust to himsewf that he is Chwist's, wet him of himsewf think this 
again, that, as he is Chwist's, even so awe we Chwist's. 

10:8 Fow t-though I shouwd boast somewhat mowe of ouw a-authowity, which 
t-the Wowd hath given us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-edification, and nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw destwuction, 
I shouwd nyot be ashamed: 10:9 That I may nyot seem as if I w-wouwd 
tewwify you by wettews. 

10:10 Fow his w-wettews, say they, awe weighty and powewfuw; but his 
b-bodiwy pwesence is weak, and his speech contemptibwe. 

1-10:11 Wet such an onye think this, that, such as we awe in wowd by 
wettews when we awe a-absent, such wiww we be awso in deed when we awe 
pwesent. 

(=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 Fow we dawe nyot make ouwsewves of t-the nyumbew, ow (o-_-o) c-compawe 
ouwsewves with s-some that commend themsewves: but they measuwing 
themsewves by themsewves, and compawing themsewves among themsewves, 
awe nyot wise. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 But we wiww nyot boast of things without ouw m-measuwe, but 
a-accowding to t-the measuwe of t-the w-wuwe which God hath d-distwibuted to u-us, 
a measuwe to w-weach even u-unto you. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Fow we s-stwetch nyot ouwsewves beyond ouw m-measuwe, as t-though we 
weached nyot u-unto you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe come as faw as to you awso in 
pweaching t-the gospew of Chwist: 10:15 Nyot boasting of things without 
ouw m-measuwe, that is, of othew men's {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* w-wabouws; but h-having hope, when 
youw f-faith is incweased, that we shaww be e-enwawged by you a-accowding to 
ouw w-wuwe abundantwy, 1-10:16 To pweach t-the gospew in t-the wegions beyond 
y-you, and nyot to boast in anyothew man's winye of things m-made weady to 
ouw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

1-10:17 But he that x3 g-gwowieth, wet him gwowy in t-the Wowd. 

10:18 Fow nyot he that commendeth himsewf is appwoved, but whom t-the 
Wowd commendeth. 

11:1 Wouwd to God ye couwd beaw with m-me a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fowwy: and 
indeed beaw with me. 

11:2 Fow I am jeawous o-ovew you with g-godwy jeawousy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have 
espoused you to onye husband, that I may pwesent you as a chaste viwgin 
to (T_T) C-Chwist. 

11:3 But I feaw, west by any means, as t-the sewpent b-beguiwed Eve 
thwough his subtiwty, so youw m-minds shouwd be c-cowwupted fwom t-the 
s-simpwicity that is in (T_T) C-Chwist. 

11:4 Fow if he that cometh pweacheth anyothew Jesus, whom we have nyot 
pweached, ow if ye weceive anyothew spiwit, which ye have nyot weceived, 
ow anyothew gospew, which ye have nyot accepted, ye m-might w-weww beaw with 
h-him. 

11:5 Fow I s-suppose I w-was nyot a w-whit behind t-the vewy chiefest apostwes. 

11:6 But t-though I be wude in s-speech, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot in knyowwedge; but we have 
b-been thwoughwy m-made manyifest among you in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

11:7 H-Have I committed an offence in abasing mysewf that ye m-might be 
exawted, because I have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached to you t-the gospew of God fweewy? 
11:8 I w-wobbed othew chuwches, taking wages of t-them, to (^-^*)/ d-do you sewvice. 

11:9 And when I w-was pwesent with y-you, and wanted, I w-was c-chawgeabwe to 
nyo man: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that which w-was w-wacking to m-me t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which came fwom 
M-Macedonyia suppwied: and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things I have kept mysewf fwom being 
(O.O) b-buwdensome u-unto y-you, and so wiww I keep mysewf. 

11:10 As t-the twuth of Chwist is in me, nyo man shaww stop m-me of this 
boasting in t-the wegions of Achaia. 

11:11 Whewefowe? because I wove you nyot? God knyoweth. 

11:12 But what I do, that I wiww do, that I may cut off occasion fwom 
t-them which d-desiwe (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) o-occasion; that whewein they gwowy, they may be f-found 
even as w-we. 

11:13 Fow such awe f-fawse apostwes, deceitfuw wowkews, twansfowming 
themsewves into t-the apostwes of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

11:14 And nyo mawvew; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Satan himsewf is twansfowmed into an angew of 
wight. 

11:15 Thewefowe it is nyo gweat t-thing if his minyistews awso be 
twansfowmed as t-the minyistews of wighteousnyess; whose end shaww be 
a-accowding to theiw wowks. 

11:16 I say again, Wet nyo man think m-me a foow; if othewwise, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet as a 
foow weceive me, that I may boast mysewf a wittwe. 

11:17 That which I speak, I speak it nyot aftew t-the W-Wowd, but as it 
wewe foowishwy, in this confidence of b-boasting. 

11:18 Seeing that many gwowy aftew t-the f-fwesh, I wiww gwowy awso. 

11:19 Fow ye s-suffew foows gwadwy, seeing ye youwsewves awe wise. 

11:20 Fow ye suffew, if a man bwing you into bondage, if a man devouw 
y-you, if a man o(>ω<)o t-take of y-you, if a man e-exawt himsewf, if a man smite you 
on t-the (￣ω￣) f-face. 

11:21 I speak as c-concewnying wepwoach, as t-though we h-had b-been weak. 
Howbeit wheweinsoevew any is bowd, (I speak foowishwy,) I am bowd 
awso. 

11:22 Awe they (=^･ω･^=) H-Hebwews? so am I. Awe they Iswaewites? so am I. Awe 
they t-the seed of (-_-) A-Abwaham? so am I. 

1-11:23 Awe they minyistews of Chwist? (I speak as a f-foow) I am mowe; in 
wabouws mowe abundant, in stwipes a-above m-measuwe, in pwisons mowe 
fwequent, in d-deaths oft. 

11:24 O-Of t-the Jews five times weceived I f-fowty stwipes s-save onye. 

11:25 T-Thwice w-was I beaten with wods, o-once w-was I stonyed, ^w^ t-thwice I 
suffewed shipwweck, a nyight and a day I have b-been in t-the deep; 11:26 
In jouwnyeyings o-often, in p-pewiws of w-watews, in p-pewiws of wobbews, in 
p-pewiws by minye own countwymen, in p-pewiws by t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, in p-pewiws in 
t-the city, in p-pewiws in t-the wiwdewnyess, in p-pewiws in t-the sea, in p-pewiws 
among f-fawse bwethwen; 11:27 In weawinyess and painfuwnyess, in watchings 
o-often, in h-hungew and thiwst, in fastings o-often, in cowd and nyakednyess. 

11:28 Beside those things that awe without, that which cometh upon m-me 
d-daiwy, t-the cawe of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the c-chuwches. 

1-11:29 Who is weak, and I am nyot weak? who is offended, and I buwn nyot? 
11:30 If I (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyeeds gwowy, I wiww gwowy of t-the things which concewn 
minye infiwmities. 

11:31 The God and Fathew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, which is bwessed 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe, k-knyoweth that I w-wie n-nyot. 

11:32 In Damascus t-the govewnyow undew Awetas t-the king kept t-the city of 
t-the Damascenyes with a gawwison, desiwous to a-appwehend me: 11:33 And 
thwough a window in a basket w-was I wet down by t-the waww, and escaped 
his hands. 

12:1 I-It is nyot expedient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me doubtwess to gwowy. I wiww come to 
visions and wevewations of t-the Wowd. 

(*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 I knyew a man in Chwist a-above fouwteen yeaws ago, (whethew in t-the 
b-body, I c-cannyot teww; ow whethew out of t-the b-body, I c-cannyot teww: God 
knyoweth;) such an onye caught up to t-the thiwd heaven. 

12:3 And I knyew such a ^.^ m-man, (whethew in t-the b-body, ow out of t-the b-body, 
I c-cannyot teww: God knyoweth;) 12:4 How that he w-was caught up into 
pawadise, and heawd unspeakabwe wowds, which it is nyot wawfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a 
man to uttew. 

1-12:5 O-Of such an onye wiww I gwowy: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet of mysewf I wiww nyot gwowy, but 
in minye infiwmities. 

12:6 Fow t-though I w-wouwd d-desiwe to gwowy, I shaww nyot be a foow; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
wiww say t-the twuth: but nyow I fowbeaw, west any man shouwd think of m-me 
a-above that which he seeth m-me to be, ow that he heaweth of me. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And west I shouwd be exawted a-above measuwe thwough t-the a-abundance 
of t-the wevewations, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was given to m-me a thown in t-the f-fwesh, t-the 
messengew of Satan to buffet me, west I shouwd be exawted a-above 
measuwe. 

12:8 Fow this t-thing I besought t-the Wowd thwice, that it m-might depawt 
fwom me. 

12:9 And he said u-unto me, My gwace is sufficient (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
stwength is m-made pewfect in w-weaknyess. Most gwadwy thewefowe wiww I 
wathew gwowy in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my infiwmities, that t-the p-powew of Chwist may w-west upon 
me. 

12:10 Thewefowe I o(>ω<)o t-take pweasuwe in infiwmities, in wepwoaches, in 
n-nyecessities, in pewsecutions, in distwesses (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow Chwist's sake: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
when I am weak, t-then am I s-stwong. 

1-12:11 I am become a foow in gwowying; ye have compewwed me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I 
ought to have b-been c-commended of you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in nyothing am I behind t-the 
vewy chiefest apostwes, t-though I be nyothing. 

12:12 Twuwy t-the signs of an apostwe wewe wwought among you in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
p-patience, in signs, and wondews, and mighty deeds. 

12:13 Fow what is it whewein ye wewe infewiow to othew chuwches, 
except it be that I mysewf w-was nyot (O.O) b-buwdensome to y-you? fowgive m-me this 
wwong. 

12:14 Behowd, t-the thiwd time I am weady to come to you; and I wiww nyot 
be (O.O) b-buwdensome to you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I seek nyot youw's but you: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen 
ought nyot to way up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pawents, but t-the p-pawents (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the chiwdwen. 

1-12:15 And I wiww vewy gwadwy s-spend and be spent (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you; t-though t-the 
mowe abundantwy I wove y-you, t-the w-wess I be w-woved. 

12:16 But be it so, I did nyot ^w^ *pokes you* b-buwden you: nyevewthewess, being cwafty, 
I caught you with guiwe. 

12:17 Did I make a gain of you by any of t-them whom I sent u-unto y-you? 
(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 I desiwed (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, and with him I sent a bwothew. Did Titus make a 
gain of y-you? wawked we nyot in t-the same spiwit? wawked we nyot in t-the 
same steps? 12:19 A-Again, think ye that we ( ╥ω╥ ) e-excuse ouwsewves u-unto y-you? 
we speak befowe God in Chwist: but we (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, deawwy bewoved, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw (;;;*_*) e-edifying. 

12:20 Fow I feaw, w-west, when I come, I shaww nyot f-find you such as I 
wouwd, and that I shaww be f-found u-unto you such as ye w-wouwd nyot: west 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be debates, envyings, wwaths, stwifes, backbitings, whispewings, 
s-swewwings, tumuwts: 1-12:21 And w-west, when I come again, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God wiww 
humbwe m-me among y-you, and that I shaww b-bewaiw many which have sinnyed 
awweady, and have nyot wepented of t-the uncweannyess and fownyication and 
w-wasciviousnyess which they have committed. 

13:1 This is t-the thiwd time I am coming to you. In t-the mouth of two ow 
thwee witnyesses shaww {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wowd be estabwished. 

13:2 I towd you b-befowe, and foweteww y-you, as if I wewe pwesent, t-the 
second time; and being absent nyow I wwite to t-them which h-hewetofowe 
have sinnyed, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew, that, if I come again, I wiww nyot 
spawe: 13:3 Since ye seek a p-pwoof of Chwist speaking in me, which to 
y-you-wawd is nyot weak, but is mighty in you. 

13:4 Fow t-though he w-was c-cwucified thwough weaknyess, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he wiveth by 
t-the p-powew of God. Fow we awso awe weak in him, but we shaww wive with 
him by t-the p-powew of God towawd you. 

13:5 Examinye youwsewves, whethew ye be in t-the faith; pwove youw own 
sewves. K-Knyow ye nyot youw own sewves, how that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist is in y-you, 
except ye be wepwobates? 13:6 But I t-twust that ye shaww knyow that we 
awe nyot (o^ ^o) w-wepwobates. 

13:7 Nyow I p-pway to God that ye (^-^*)/ d-do nyo eviw; nyot that we shouwd appeaw 
appwoved, but that ye shouwd (^-^*)/ d-do that which is honyest, t-though we be as 
(o^ ^o) w-wepwobates. 

13:8 Fow we c-can (^-^*)/ d-do nyothing against t-the twuth, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the twuth. 

13:9 Fow we awe g-gwad, when we awe weak, and ye awe stwong: and this 
awso we wish, even youw pewfection. 

1-13:10 Thewefowe I wwite these things being a-absent, west being pwesent 
I shouwd use s-shawpnyess, a-accowding to t-the p-powew which t-the Wowd hath 
given m-me to e-edification, and nyot to destwuction. 

1-13:11 Finyawwy, bwethwen, faweweww. (☆▽☆) B-Be p-pewfect, be of g-good comfowt, be 
of onye mind, wive in peace; and t-the God of wove and peace shaww be 
with you. 

13:12 Gweet onye anyothew with an h-howy kiss. 

13:13 Aww t-the saints sawute you. 

13:14 The gwace of t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and t-the wove of G-God, and t-the 
communyion of t-the Howy Ghost, be with you aww. A-Amen. 




The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Gawatians 


1:1 Pauw, an apostwe, (nyot of men, nyeithew by ^.^ m-man, but by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and God t-the Fathew, who waised him fwom t-the dead;) 1:2 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which awe with me, u-unto t-the chuwches of Gawatia: 1:3 
Gwace be to you and peace fwom God t-the Fathew, and fwom ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 1:4 Who gave himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw sins, that he m-might d-dewivew us 
fwom this pwesent eviw wowwd, a-accowding to t-the wiww of God and ouw 
Fathew: 1:5 To whom be gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. 

1-1:6 I mawvew that ye awe so soon w-wemoved fwom him that cawwed you into 
t-the gwace of Chwist u-unto anyothew gospew: 1:7 W-Which is nyot anyothew; but 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be s-some that twoubwe y-you, and w-wouwd pewvewt t-the gospew of 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:8 But t-though ^w^ w-we, ow an angew fwom heaven, pweach any othew gospew 
u-unto you than that which we have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto y-you, wet him be 
accuwsed. 

1-1:9 As we said b-befowe, so say I nyow again, if any man pweach any othew 
gospew u-unto you than that ye have weceived, wet him be accuwsed. 

1:10 Fow (^-^*)/ d-do I nyow pewsuade men, ow God? ow (^-^*)/ d-do I seek to pwease men? 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if I (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pweased men, I shouwd nyot be t-the sewvant of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:11 But I cewtify y-you, bwethwen, that t-the gospew which w-was (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached 
of m-me is nyot aftew m-man. 

1:12 Fow I nyeithew weceived it of ^.^ m-man, nyeithew w-was I taught it, but by 
t-the wevewation of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:13 Fow ye have heawd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-convewsation in time past in t-the Jews' 
wewigion, how that beyond measuwe I pewsecuted t-the chuwch of G-God, and 
w-wasted i-it: 1:14 And (o´∀`o) p-pwofited in t-the Jews' wewigion a-above many o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
e-equaws in minye own nyation, being mowe e-exceedingwy z-zeawous of t-the 
twaditions of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fathews. 

1:15 But when it pweased G-God, who sepawated m-me fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (´ ω `♡) m-mothew's womb, 
and cawwed m-me by his gwace, 1:16 To weveaw his S-Son in me, that I m-might 
pweach him among t-the (O.O) *teleports behind you* h-heathen; immediatewy I confewwed nyot with fwesh 
and b-bwood: 1:17 N-Nyeithew went I up to Jewusawem to t-them which wewe 
apostwes befowe m-me; but I went into Awabia, and wetuwnyed again u-unto 
D-Damascus. 

1:18 T-Then aftew thwee yeaws I went up to Jewusawem to s-see Petew, and 
abode with him f-fifteen days. 

1:19 But othew of t-the apostwes saw I n-nyonye, s-save James t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's 
bwothew. 

1:20 Nyow t-the things which I wwite u-unto y-you, b-behowd, befowe G-God, I w-wie 
n-nyot. 

1-1:21 Aftewwawds I came into t-the wegions of Sywia and Ciwicia; 1:22 And 
w-was unknyown by f-face u-unto t-the chuwches of Judaea which wewe in Chwist: 
1:23 But they h-had heawd onwy, That he which pewsecuted us in times 
past nyow pweacheth t-the f-faith which o-once he destwoyed. 

1-1:24 And they gwowified God in me. 

2:1 T-Then fouwteen yeaws aftew I went up again to Jewusawem with 
B-Bawnyabas, and took Titus with m-me awso. 

2:2 And I went up by wevewation, and communyicated u-unto t-them that 
gospew which I pweach among t-the G-Gentiwes, but pwivatewy to t-them which 
wewe of weputation, west by any means I shouwd wun, ow h-had wun, in 
vain. 

2-2:3 But nyeithew (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, who w-was with me, being a Gweek, w-was compewwed 
to be ciwcumcised: 2:4 And that because of f-fawse (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen unyawawes 
b-bwought in, who came in pwiviwy to spy out ouw w-wibewty which we have 
in Chwist Jesus, that they m-might bwing us into b-bondage: 2-2:5 To whom we 
gave pwace by subjection, nyo, nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an h-houw; that t-the twuth of t-the 
gospew m-might continyue with you. 

2:6 But of these who seemed to be somewhat, (whatsoevew they (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, it 
m-maketh nyo mattew to me: God accepteth nyo man's pewson:) (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they who 
seemed to be somewhat in c-confewence a-added nyothing to me: 2-2:7 But 
(o-_-o) c-contwawiwise, when they saw that t-the gospew of t-the unciwcumcision w-was 
committed u-unto me, as t-the gospew of t-the ciwcumcision w-was u-unto Petew; 
2:8 (Fow he that wwought e-effectuawwy in (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew to t-the apostweship of 
t-the ciwcumcision, t-the same w-was mighty in m-me towawd t-the Gentiwes:) 2-2:9 
And when James, Cephas, and John, who seemed to be piwwaws, pewceived 
t-the gwace that w-was given u-unto me, they gave to m-me and Bawnyabas t-the 
wight h-hands of fewwowship; that we shouwd go u-unto t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ *shuffles closer* h-heathen, and 
they u-unto t-the c-ciwcumcision. 

2:10 Onwy they w-wouwd that we shouwd (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew t-the poow; t-the same which 
I awso w-was fowwawd to do. 

2-2:11 But when (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew w-was come to Antioch, I withstood him to t-the face, 
because he w-was to be bwamed. 

2:12 Fow befowe that c-cewtain came fwom James, he did e-eat with t-the 
Gentiwes: but when they wewe come, he w-withdwew and sepawated himsewf, 
feawing t-them which wewe of t-the c-ciwcumcision. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And t-the othew Jews dissembwed wikewise with h-him; i-insomuch that 
Bawnyabas awso w-was cawwied away with theiw dissimuwation. 

2:14 But when I saw that they wawked nyot u-upwightwy a-accowding to t-the 
twuth of t-the gospew, I said u-unto (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew befowe t-them a-aww, If thou, being 
a J-Jew, wivest aftew t-the m-mannyew of G-Gentiwes, and nyot as (^-^*)/ d-do t-the Jews, 
why c-compewwest t-thou t-the G-Gentiwes to wive as (^-^*)/ d-do t-the Jews? 2:15 We who 
awe Jews by nyatuwe, and nyot sinnyews of t-the G-Gentiwes, 2:16 Knyowing that 
a man is nyot j-justified by t-the wowks of t-the w-waw, but by t-the f-faith of 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, even we have bewieved in ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that we m-might be 
j-justified by t-the f-faith of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and nyot by t-the wowks of t-the waw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
by t-the wowks of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw shaww nyo fwesh be justified. 

2:17 But (O_O;) i-if, whiwe we seek to be j-justified by (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, we ouwsewves 
awso awe f-found sinnyews, is thewefowe Chwist t-the m-minyistew of s-sin? God 
fowbid. 

2:18 Fow if I buiwd again t-the things which I destwoyed, I make mysewf 
a twansgwessow. 

2:19 Fow I thwough t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw am dead to t-the w-waw, that I m-might wive u-unto 
God. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 I am c-cwucified with Chwist: nyevewthwess I wive; (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyot I, but 
Chwist wiveth in me: and t-the wife which I nyow wive in t-the fwesh I wive 
by t-the f-faith of t-the S-Son of G-God, who woved me, and gave himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me. 

2:21 I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot fwustwate t-the gwace of G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if wighteousnyess come by 
t-the w-waw, t-then Chwist is dead in vain. 

3-3:1 O-O foowish Gawatians, who hath bewitched y-you, that ye shouwd nyot 
obey t-the twuth, befowe whose eyes ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist hath b-been evidentwy s-set 
fowth, c-cwucified among y-you? 3:2 This onwy w-wouwd I weawn of y-you, 
Weceived ye t-the Spiwit by t-the wowks of t-the w-waw, ow by t-the heawing of 
faith? 3-3:3 Awe ye so foowish? h-having begun in t-the S-Spiwit, awe ye nyow 
m-made pewfect by t-the f-fwesh? 3:4 H-Have ye suffewed so many things in 
vain? if it be (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in vain. 

3:5 He thewefowe that minyisteweth to you t-the S-Spiwit, and w-wowketh 
miwacwes among y-you, doeth he it by t-the wowks of t-the w-waw, ow by t-the 
heawing of faith? 3-3:6 Even as A-Abwaham bewieved G-God, and it w-was 
a-accounted to him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

3:7 K-Knyow ye thewefowe that they which awe of faith, t-the same awe t-the 
chiwdwen of (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

3:8 And t-the scwiptuwe, foweseeing that God w-wouwd justify t-the heathen 
thwough faith, (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached befowe t-the gospew u-unto A-Abwaham, s-saying, In 
thee shaww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations be bwessed. 

3-3:9 S-So t-then they which be of f-faith awe bwessed with faithfuw (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

3:10 Fow as many as awe of t-the wowks of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw awe undew t-the cuwse: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, Cuwsed is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that continyueth nyot in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things which awe wwitten in t-the book of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw to (^-^*)/ d-do them. 

3:11 But that nyo man is j-justified by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw in t-the sight of G-God, it 
is e-evident: fow, The just shaww wive by faith. 

3:12 And t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is nyot of faith: but, The man that doeth t-them shaww 
wive in them. 

3:13 Chwist hath wedeemed us fwom t-the (O_O;) c-cuwse of t-the w-waw, being m-made a 
(O_O;) c-cuwse (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is wwitten, Cuwsed is {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that h-hangeth on a 
twee: 3:14 That t-the bwessing of A-Abwaham m-might come on t-the G-Gentiwes 
thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; that we m-might weceive t-the pwomise of t-the Spiwit 
thwough faith. 

3:15 Bwethwen, I speak aftew t-the m-mannyew of men; Though it be but a 
man's c-covenyant, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet if it be confiwmed, nyo man disannyuwweth, ow addeth 
theweto. 

3:16 Nyow to A-Abwaham and his seed wewe t-the pwomises made. He saith nyot, 
And to seeds, as of many; but as of o-onye, And to thy seed, which is 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

3:17 And this I say, that t-the c-covenyant, that w-was o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed befowe of 
God in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the w-waw, which w-was fouw hundwed and thiwty yeaws aftew, 
c-cannyot disannyuw, that it shouwd make t-the pwomise of nyonye e-effect. 

3:18 Fow if t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance be of t-the w-waw, it is nyo mowe of pwomise: 
but God gave it to A-Abwaham by pwomise. 

3:19 Whewefowe t-then (・_・ヾ s-sewveth t-the waw? I-It w-was a-added because of 
twansgwessions, tiww t-the seed shouwd come to whom t-the pwomise w-was 
m-made; and it w-was o-owdainyed by angews in t-the hand of a mediatow. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Nyow a mediatow is nyot a mediatow of o-onye, but God is onye. 

3:21 Is t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw t-then against t-the pwomises of God? God fowbid: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe h-had b-been a (☆▽☆) w-waw given which couwd have given w-wife, vewiwy 
wighteousnyess shouwd have b-been by t-the waw. 

3-3:22 But t-the scwiptuwe hath >_< c-concwuded (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww undew sin, that t-the pwomise 
by f-faith of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist m-might be given to t-them that bewieve. 

3:23 But befowe f-faith came, we wewe kept undew t-the w-waw, s-shut up u-unto 
t-the f-faith which shouwd a-aftewwawds be w-weveawed. 

3:24 Whewefowe t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw w-was ouw schoowmastew to bwing us u-unto (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 
that we m-might be j-justified by faith. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 But aftew that f-faith is come, we awe nyo wongew undew a 
schoowmastew. 

3:26 Fow ye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of God by f-faith in Chwist Jesus. 

3-3:27 Fow as many of you as have b-been baptized into Chwist have put on 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

3:28 Thewe is nyeithew Jew (=`ω´=) n-nyow Gweek, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyeithew bond (=`ω´=) n-nyow fwee, 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyeithew m-mawe (=`ω´=) n-nyow f-femawe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww onye in Chwist Jesus. 

3-3:29 And if ye be Chwist's, t-then awe ye Abwaham's seed, and heiws 
a-accowding to t-the pwomise. 

4:1 Nyow I say, That t-the h-heiw, as wong as he is a chiwd, diffeweth 
nyothing fwom a s-sewvant, t-though he be wowd of aww; 4-4:2 But is undew 
tutows and govewnyows untiw t-the time appointed of t-the fathew. 

4:3 Even so ^w^ w-we, when we wewe c-chiwdwen, wewe in bondage undew t-the 
ewements of t-the wowwd: 4-4:4 But when t-the fuwnyess of t-the time w-was come, 
God sent fowth his Son, m-made of a woman, m-made undew t-the w-waw, 4-4:5 To 
wedeem t-them that wewe undew t-the w-waw, that we m-might weceive t-the 
adoption of sons. 

4:6 And because ye awe ^-^ s-sons, God hath sent fowth t-the Spiwit of his S-Son 
into youw heawts, cwying, Abba, Fathew. 

4:7 Whewefowe t-thou awt nyo mowe a s-sewvant, but a son; and if a son, 
t-then an h-heiw of God thwough (T_T) C-Chwist. 

4-4:8 Howbeit then, when ye knyew nyot G-God, ye did sewvice u-unto t-them which 
by nyatuwe awe nyo gods. 

4:9 But n-nyow, aftew that ye have knyown G-God, ow wathew awe knyown of G-God, 
how tuwn ye again to t-the weak and beggawwy ewements, wheweunto ye 
d-desiwe again to be in bondage? 4:10 Ye o-obsewve days, and months, and 
times, and yeaws. 

4:11 I am afwaid of y-you, west I have b-bestowed upon you wabouw in vain. 

4:12 Bwethwen, I b-beseech y-you, be as I am; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am as ye awe: ye have 
nyot injuwed m-me a-at aww. 

4:13 Ye knyow how thwough infiwmity of t-the fwesh I (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew 
u-unto you a-at t-the fiwst. 

4:14 And o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-temptation which w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh ye (>_<) d-despised nyot, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
wejected; but weceived m-me as an angew of G-God, even as Chwist Jesus. 

4:15 Whewe is t-then t-the bwessednyess ye spake of? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I beaw you wecowd, 
that, if it h-had b-been possibwe, ye w-wouwd have p-pwucked out youw own 
eyes, and have given t-them to me. 

4:16 Am I thewefowe become youw enyemy, because I teww you t-the twuth? 
4:17 They z-zeawouswy affect y-you, but nyot w-weww; (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, they w-wouwd excwude 
y-you, that ye m-might affect them. 

4-4:18 But it is g-good to be z-zeawouswy affected awways in a g-good thing, 
and nyot onwy when I am pwesent with you. 

4:19 My ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, of whom I twavaiw in biwth again untiw Chwist 
be |･ω･) f-fowmed in y-you, 4:20 I d-desiwe to be pwesent with you n-nyow, and to 
change o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my v-voice; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I stand in doubt of you. 

4:21 Teww me, ye that d-desiwe to be undew t-the w-waw, (^-^*)/ d-do ye nyot h-heaw t-the 
waw? 4:22 Fow it is wwitten, that A-Abwaham h-had two ^-^ s-sons, t-the onye by a 
b-bondmaid, t-the othew by a f-fweewoman. 

4:23 But he who w-was of t-the bondwoman w-was bown aftew t-the fwesh; but he 
of t-the f-fweewoman w-was by pwomise. 

4:24 W-Which things awe an awwegowy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these awe t-the two covenyants; 
t-the onye fwom t-the mount S-Sinyai, which gendeweth to bondage, which is 
A-Agaw. 

4:25 Fow this A-Agaw is mount (;;;*_*) S-Sinyai in Awabia, and answeweth to 
Jewusawem which nyow is, and is in bondage with hew chiwdwen. 

4:26 But Jewusawem which is a-above is fwee, which is t-the mothew of us 
aww. 

4:27 Fow it is wwitten, Wejoice, t-thou b-bawwen that (＃￣ω￣) b-beawest n-nyot; bweak 
fowth and cwy, t-thou that (o_O)! t-twavaiwest nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the desowate hath many 
mowe chiwdwen than she which hath an husband. 

4:28 Nyow ^w^ w-we, bwethwen, as Isaac was, awe t-the chiwdwen of pwomise. 

4:29 But as t-then he that w-was bown aftew t-the fwesh pewsecuted him that 
w-was bown aftew t-the S-Spiwit, even so it is n-nyow. 

4:30 Nyevewthewess what saith t-the s-scwiptuwe? Cast out t-the bondwoman and 
hew son: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the son of t-the bondwoman shaww nyot be h-heiw with t-the son 
of t-the f-fweewoman. 

4-4:31 S-So then, bwethwen, we awe nyot chiwdwen of t-the bondwoman, but of 
t-the (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. 

5:1 Stand fast thewefowe in t-the w-wibewty whewewith Chwist hath m-made us 
fwee, and be nyot entangwed again with t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke of bondage. 

5-5:2 Behowd, I Pauw say u-unto y-you, that if ye be (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, Chwist 
shaww pwofit you nyothing. 

5:3 Fow I t-testify again to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that is (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, that he is a 
d-debtow to (^-^*)/ d-do t-the w-whowe waw. 

5:4 Chwist is become of nyo effect u-unto y-you, w-whosoevew of you awe 
j-justified by t-the waw; ye awe f-fawwen fwom gwace. 

5:5 Fow we thwough t-the Spiwit wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hope of wighteousnyess by 
faith. 

5:6 Fow in ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist nyeithew ciwcumcision avaiweth any thing, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
unciwcumcision; but f-faith which w-wowketh by wove. 

5:7 Ye did w-wun w-weww; who did hindew you that ye shouwd nyot obey t-the 
twuth? 5:8 This p-pewsuasion cometh nyot of him that cawweth you. 

5:9 A-A ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe weaven weavenyeth t-the w-whowe wump. 

5:10 I have confidence in you thwough t-the W-Wowd, that ye wiww be nyonye 
o-othewwise minded: but he that t-twoubweth you shaww beaw his j-judgment, 
w-whosoevew he be. 

5:11 And I, bwethwen, if I (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet pweach ciwcumcision, why (^-^*)/ d-do I (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
s-suffew pewsecution? t-then is t-the offence of t-the cwoss ceased. 

5:12 I w-wouwd they wewe even cut off which twoubwe you. 

5-5:13 Fow, bwethwen, ye have b-been cawwed u-unto w-wibewty; onwy use nyot 
w-wibewty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an occasion to t-the f-fwesh, but by wove sewve onye anyothew. 

5:14 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is fuwfiwwed in onye wowd, even in this; T-Thou 
shawt wove thy (　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as thysewf. 

5:15 But if ye bite and devouw onye anyothew, o(>ω<)o t-take heed that ye be nyot 
consumed onye of anyothew. 

5:16 This I say then, Wawk in t-the S-Spiwit, and ye shaww nyot fuwfiw t-the 
w-wust of t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

5:17 Fow t-the fwesh w-wusteth against t-the S-Spiwit, and t-the Spiwit against 
t-the fwesh: and these awe contwawy t-the onye to t-the othew: so that ye 
c-cannyot (^-^*)/ d-do t-the things that ye wouwd. 

5:18 But if ye be w-wed of t-the S-Spiwit, ye awe nyot undew t-the waw. 

5:19 Nyow t-the wowks of t-the fwesh awe manyifest, which awe t-these; 
Aduwtewy, f-fownyication, uncweannyess, wasciviousnyess, 5:20 Idowatwy, 
♡(｡- ω -) *sweats* w-witchcwaft, h-hatwed, v-vawiance, e-emuwations, wwath, stwife, seditions, 
hewesies, 5:21 (　･ω･)☞ *screams* E-Envyings, muwdews, dwunkennyess, wevewwings, and such 
wike: of t-the which I teww you b-befowe, as I have awso towd you in time 
past, that they which (^-^*)/ d-do such things shaww nyot i-inhewit t-the kingdom of 
God. 

5:22 But t-the fwuit of t-the Spiwit is wove, joy, p-peace, wongsuffewing, 
gentwenyess, goodnyess, faith, 5:23 (つ≧▽≦)つ *pokes you* M-Meeknyess, tempewance: against such 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo waw. 

5-5:24 And they that awe Chwist's have c-cwucified t-the fwesh with t-the 
a-affections and wusts. 

5:25 If we wive in t-the S-Spiwit, wet us awso wawk in t-the Spiwit. 

5:26 Wet us nyot be desiwous of vain gwowy, pwovoking onye anyothew, 
envying onye anyothew. 

6-6:1 Bwethwen, if a man be ovewtaken in a f-fauwt, ye which awe 
s-spiwituaw, westowe such an onye in t-the spiwit of m-meeknyess; c-considewing 
xDD t-thysewf, west t-thou awso be tempted. 

6:2 Beaw ye onye a-anyothew's b-buwdens, and so fuwfiw t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

6:3 Fow if a man think himsewf to be s-something, when he is nyothing, he 
deceiveth himsewf. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 But wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man pwove his own wowk, and t-then shaww he have 
w-wejoicing in himsewf awonye, and nyot in anyothew. 

6:5 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man shaww beaw his own b-buwden. 

6:6 Wet him that is taught in t-the wowd (´ ∀ ` *) c-communyicate u-unto him that 
t-teacheth in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-good things. 

6:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot deceived; God is nyot mocked: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whatsoevew a man soweth, 
that shaww he awso weap. 

6:8 Fow he that soweth to his fwesh shaww of t-the fwesh w-weap 
cowwuption; but he that soweth to t-the Spiwit shaww of t-the Spiwit w-weap 
wife evewwasting. 

6:9 And wet us nyot be weawy in w-weww doing: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in d-due season we shaww 
weap, if we f-faint n-nyot. 

6:10 As we have thewefowe oppowtunyity, wet us (^-^*)/ d-do g-good u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, 
especiawwy u-unto t-them who awe of t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd of faith. 

6:11 Ye s-see how wawge a wettew I have wwitten u-unto you with minye own 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

6:12 As many as d-desiwe to make a f-faiw s-shew in t-the f-fwesh, they 
constwain you to be ciwcumcised; onwy west they shouwd s-suffew 
p-pewsecution (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the cwoss of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

6:13 Fow nyeithew they themsewves who awe ciwcumcised keep t-the waw; but 
d-desiwe to have you (＃`Д´) c-ciwcumcised, that they may gwowy in youw ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

6:14 But God fowbid that I shouwd gwowy, s-save in t-the cwoss of ouw Wowd 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, by whom t-the wowwd is c-cwucified u-unto me, and I u-unto t-the 
wowwd. 

6:15 Fow in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus nyeithew ciwcumcision avaiweth any thing, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
unciwcumcision, but a nyew cweatuwe. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And as many as wawk a-accowding to this wuwe, peace be on t-them, and 
m-mewcy, and upon t-the Iswaew of God. 

6-6:17 Fwom hencefowth wet nyo man twoubwe me: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I beaw in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my body t-the 
mawks of t-the Wowd Jesus. 

6:18 Bwethwen, t-the gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with youw spiwit. 

A-Amen. 




The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Ephesians 


1:1 Pauw, an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist by t-the wiww of G-God, to t-the 
saints which awe a-at E-Ephesus, and to t-the faithfuw in Chwist Jesus: 
1:2 Gwace be to y-you, and p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew, and fwom t-the Wowd 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:3 Bwessed be t-the God and Fathew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who hath 
bwessed us with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw b-bwessings in heavenwy pwaces in Chwist: 
1:4 Accowding as he hath chosen us in him befowe t-the f-foundation of t-the 
wowwd, that we shouwd be h-howy and without bwame befowe him in wove: 
1:5 ^w^ *screams* H-Having p-pwedestinyated us u-unto t-the adoption of chiwdwen by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
Chwist to himsewf, a-accowding to t-the g-good pweasuwe of his wiww, 1-1:6 To 
t-the pwaise of t-the gwowy of his gwace, whewein he hath m-made us accepted 
in t-the bewoved. 

1:7 In whom we have ~(>_<~) w-wedemption thwough his bwood, t-the fowgivenyess of 
sins, a-accowding to t-the w-wiches of his gwace; 1:8 Whewein he hath 
abounded towawd us in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wisdom and x3 p-pwudence; 1-1:9 ^w^ *screams* H-Having m-made knyown 
u-unto us t-the mystewy of his wiww, a-accowding to his g-good pweasuwe which 
he hath p-puwposed in himsewf: 1:10 That in t-the dispensation of t-the 
fuwnyess of times he m-might gathew togethew in onye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 
both which awe in heaven, and which awe on eawth; even in him: 1:11 In 
whom awso we have obtainyed an inhewitance, being p-pwedestinyated 
a-accowding to t-the puwpose of him who w-wowketh (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things aftew t-the 
counsew of his own (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wiww: 1:12 That we shouwd be to t-the pwaise of his 
gwowy, who fiwst twusted in (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:13 In whom ye awso t-twusted, aftew that ye heawd t-the wowd of twuth, 
t-the gospew of youw sawvation: in whom awso aftew that ye bewieved, ye 
wewe seawed with that h-howy Spiwit of pwomise, 1:14 W-Which is t-the 
e-eawnyest of ouw (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance untiw t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption of t-the (*≧ω≦*) p-puwchased 
possession, u-unto t-the pwaise of his gwowy. 

1:15 Whewefowe I awso, aftew I heawd of youw f-faith in t-the Wowd Jesus, 
and wove u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the saints, 1:16 ( ~*-*)~ C-Cease nyot to g-give thanks (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, 
making mention of you in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayews; 1:17 That t-the God of ouw Wowd 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the Fathew of gwowy, may g-give u-unto you t-the spiwit of 
wisdom and wevewation in t-the k-knyowwedge of him: 1:18 The eyes of youw 
undewstanding being enwightenyed; that ye may knyow what is t-the hope of 
his cawwing, and what t-the w-wiches of t-the gwowy of his (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in 
t-the saints, 1:19 And what is t-the exceeding gweatnyess of his p-powew to 
(＾• ω •＾) u-us-wawd who b-bewieve, a-accowding to t-the wowking of his mighty p-powew, 
1:20 W-Which he wwought in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, when he waised him fwom t-the dead, and 
s-set him a-at his own wight hand in t-the heavenwy pwaces, 1-1:21 Faw a-above 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwincipawity, and p-powew, and might, and dominyion, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyame 
that is n-nyamed, nyot onwy in this wowwd, but awso in that which is to 
c-come: 1:22 And hath put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things undew his feet, and gave him to be 
t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things to t-the c-chuwch, 1:23 W-Which is his b-body, t-the 
fuwnyess of him that fiwweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in aww. 

2:1 And you hath he quickenyed, who wewe dead in t-twespasses and sins; 
2:2 Whewein in time past ye wawked a-accowding to t-the couwse of this 
wowwd, a-accowding to t-the pwince of t-the p-powew of t-the aiw, t-the spiwit 
that nyow w-wowketh in t-the chiwdwen of disobedience: 2-2:3 Among whom awso 
we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-had ouw c-convewsation in times past in t-the wusts of ouw f-fwesh, 
fuwfiwwing t-the desiwes of t-the fwesh and of t-the mind; and wewe by 
nyatuwe t-the chiwdwen of wwath, even as othews. 

2:4 But G-God, who is wich in m-mewcy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his gweat wove whewewith he 
woved u-us, 2-2:5 Even when we wewe dead in sins, hath quickenyed us 
togethew with (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, (-(by gwace ye awe x3 s-saved;) 2:6 And hath waised us 
up togethew, and m-made us sit togethew in heavenwy pwaces in Chwist 
Jesus: 2-2:7 That in t-the ages to come he m-might s-shew t-the exceeding w-wiches 
of his gwace in his k-kindnyess towawd us thwough Chwist Jesus. 

2:8 Fow by gwace awe ye saved thwough faith; and that nyot of 
youwsewves: it is t-the gift of G-God: 2-2:9 Nyot of wowks, west any man 
shouwd b-boast. 

2:10 Fow we awe his wowkmanship, cweated in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus u-unto g-good 
wowks, which God hath befowe o-owdainyed that we shouwd wawk in them. 

2-2:11 Whewefowe wemembew, that ye being in time past G-Gentiwes in t-the 
f-fwesh, who awe cawwed Unciwcumcision by that which is cawwed t-the 
Ciwcumcision in t-the fwesh m-made by hands; 2:12 That a-at that time ye 
wewe without (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, being awiens fwom t-the commonweawth of I-Iswaew, and 
stwangews fwom t-the covenyants of pwomise, h-having nyo hope, and without 
God in t-the wowwd: (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 But nyow in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ye who sometimes wewe 
faw off awe m-made nyigh by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

2:14 Fow he is ouw p-peace, who hath m-made both o-onye, and hath bwoken down 
t-the middwe waww of pawtition b-between us; 2:15 ^w^ *screams* H-Having a-abowished in his 
fwesh t-the enmity, even t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of c-commandments c-containyed in 
owdinyances; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to make in himsewf of (^-^*)/ t-twain onye nyew ^.^ m-man, so making 
peace; 2:16 And that he m-might weconciwe both u-unto God in onye body by 
t-the cwoss, h-having s-swain t-the enmity theweby: 2:17 And came and (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached 
peace to you which wewe afaw off, and to t-them that wewe nyigh. 

2:18 Fow thwough him we both have a-access by onye Spiwit u-unto t-the 
Fathew. 

2:19 Nyow thewefowe ye awe nyo mowe stwangews and foweignyews, but 
f-fewwowcitizens with t-the saints, and of t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd of God; {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 And 
awe b-buiwt upon t-the f-foundation of t-the apostwes and pwophets, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
Chwist himsewf being t-the chief cownyew stonye; 2:21 In whom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
buiwding fitwy fwamed togethew g-gwoweth u-unto an h-howy tempwe in t-the 
Wowd: 2:22 In whom ye awso awe buiwded togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an h-habitation of 
God thwough t-the Spiwit. 

3-3:1 Fow this c-cause I Pauw, t-the pwisonyew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you 
G-Gentiwes, 3:2 If ye have heawd of t-the dispensation of t-the gwace of God 
which is given m-me to you-wawd: 3-3:3 How that by wevewation he m-made 
knyown u-unto m-me t-the mystewy; (as I wwote afowe in f-few wowds, 3:4 
Wheweby, when ye wead, ye may undewstand o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-knyowwedge in t-the mystewy 
of Chwist) 3:5 W-Which in othew ages w-was nyot m-made knyown u-unto t-the sons of 
men, as it is nyow weveawed u-unto his h-howy apostwes and pwophets by t-the 
Spiwit; 3-3:6 That t-the G-Gentiwes shouwd be fewwowheiws, and of t-the same 
b-body, and pawtakews of his pwomise in Chwist by t-the gospew: 3:7 
W-Wheweof I w-was m-made a minyistew, a-accowding to t-the gift of t-the gwace of 
God given u-unto m-me by t-the effectuaw wowking of his powew. 

3:8 Unto me, who am w-wess than t-the weast of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww saints, is this gwace 
given, that I shouwd pweach among t-the G-Gentiwes t-the unseawchabwe w-wiches 
of Chwist; 3-3:9 And to make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men s-see what is t-the fewwowship of t-the 
mystewy, which fwom t-the beginnying of t-the wowwd hath b-been hid in G-God, 
who cweated (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 3:10 To t-the intent that nyow 
u-unto t-the p-pwincipawities and powews in heavenwy pwaces m-might be knyown 
by t-the chuwch t-the manyifowd wisdom of G-God, 3:11 Accowding to t-the 
etewnyaw puwpose which he p-puwposed in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw Wowd: 3:12 In 
whom we have b-bowdnyess and a-access with confidence by t-the f-faith of h-him. 

3:13 Whewefowe I d-desiwe that ye f-faint nyot a-at o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twibuwations (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, 
which is youw gwowy. 

3:14 Fow this c-cause I bow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my k-knyees u-unto t-the Fathew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 3:15 O-Of whom t-the w-whowe f-famiwy in heaven and eawth is n-nyamed, 
3:16 That he w-wouwd gwant y-you, a-accowding to t-the w-wiches of his gwowy, to 
be stwengthenyed with m-might by his Spiwit in t-the innyew man; 3:17 That 
Chwist may dweww in youw (x_x)V h-heawts by faith; that ye, being (＞ｍ＜) w-wooted and 
gwounded in wove, 3:18 May be abwe to compwehend with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww saints what 
is t-the b-bweadth, and w-wength, and ⊂(･ω･*⊂) d-depth, and height; 3:19 And to knyow 
t-the wove of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, which passeth knyowwedge, that ye m-might be fiwwed 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fuwnyess of God. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Nyow u-unto him that is abwe to (^-^*)/ d-do exceeding abundantwy a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
that we ask ow t-think, a-accowding to t-the p-powew that w-wowketh in u-us, 3:21 
Unto him be gwowy in t-the chuwch by Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ages, 
wowwd without end. A-Amen. 

4:1 I thewefowe, t-the pwisonyew of t-the W-Wowd, b-beseech you that ye wawk 
wowthy of t-the (⌒ω⌒) v-vocation whewewith ye awe cawwed, 4-4:2 With (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wowwinyess 
and meeknyess, with wongsuffewing, fowbeawing onye anyothew in wove; 4:3 
Endeavouwing to keep t-the unyity of t-the Spiwit in t-the bond of p-peace. 

4-4:4 Thewe is onye b-body, and onye S-Spiwit, even as ye awe cawwed in onye 
hope of youw c-cawwing; 4-4:5 Onye W-Wowd, onye faith, onye b-baptism, 4:6 Onye 
God and Fathew of a-aww, who is a-above a-aww, and thwough a-aww, and in you 
aww. 

4:7 But u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of us is given gwace a-accowding to t-the measuwe 
of t-the gift of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

4-4:8 Whewefowe he saith, When he ascended up on high, he w-wed captivity 
captive, and gave gifts u-unto m-men. 

4:9 (Nyow that he ascended, what is it but that he awso descended fiwst 
into t-the w-wowew pawts of t-the eawth? 4:10 He that descended is t-the same 
awso that ascended up faw a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (^ω~) h-heavens, that he m-might fiww (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
t-things.) 4:11 And he gave s-some, apostwes; and s-some, pwophets; and 
s-some, evangewists; and s-some, pastows and teachews; 4:12 Fow t-the 
p-pewfecting of t-the saints, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk of t-the minyistwy, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
edifying of t-the body of Chwist: 4:13 Tiww we (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww come in t-the unyity of 
t-the faith, and of t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the S-Son of G-God, u-unto a pewfect ^.^ m-man, 
u-unto t-the measuwe of t-the statuwe of t-the fuwnyess of Chwist: 4:14 That we 
hencefowth be nyo mowe c-chiwdwen, t-tossed to and fwo, and cawwied about 
with {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wind of doctwinye, by t-the sweight of men, and cunnying 
cwaftinyess, wheweby they w-wie in wait to deceive; 4:15 But speaking t-the 
twuth in wove, may gwow up into him in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, which is t-the head, 
even Chwist: 4:16 Fwom whom t-the w-whowe body fitwy j-joinyed togethew and 
compacted by that which {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy joint suppwieth, a-accowding to t-the 
effectuaw wowking in t-the measuwe of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pawt, m-maketh incwease of t-the 
body u-unto t-the edifying of itsewf in wove. 

4:17 This I say thewefowe, and t-testify in t-the W-Wowd, that ye hencefowth 
wawk nyot as othew G-Gentiwes wawk, in t-the vanyity of theiw mind, 4-4:18 
^w^ *screams* H-Having t-the undewstanding dawkenyed, being awienyated fwom t-the wife of 
God thwough t-the ignyowance that is in t-them, because of t-the b-bwindnyess of 
theiw (*°▽°*) h-heawt: 4:19 Who being past f-feewing have given themsewves o-ovew 
u-unto wasciviousnyess, to wowk (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww uncweannyess with gweedinyess. 

4:20 But ye have nyot so (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed Chwist; 4:21 If so be that ye have 
heawd him, and have b-been taught by him, as t-the twuth is in Jesus: 4:22 
That ye put off c-concewnying t-the f-fowmew c-convewsation t-the o-owd ^.^ m-man, which 
is cowwupt a-accowding to t-the deceitfuw wusts; 4:23 And be wenyewed in 
t-the spiwit of youw mind; 4:24 And that ye put on t-the nyew ^.^ m-man, which 
aftew God is cweated in wighteousnyess and twue howinyess. 

4:25 Whewefowe putting away wying, speak {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man twuth with his 
nyeighbouw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we awe membews onye of anyothew. 

4:26 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye angwy, and sin nyot: wet nyot t-the sun go down upon youw 
w-wwath: 4:27 N-Nyeithew g-give pwace to t-the deviw. 

4:28 Wet him that stowe steaw nyo mowe: but wathew wet him wabouw, 
wowking with his h-hands t-the t-thing which is g-good, that he may have to 
g-give to him that nyeedeth. 

4:29 Wet nyo cowwupt communyication pwoceed out of youw mouth, but that 
which is g-good to t-the use of edifying, that it may m-minyistew gwace u-unto 
t-the (*°▽°*) h-heawews. 

4:30 And gwieve nyot t-the h-howy Spiwit of G-God, wheweby ye awe seawed u-unto 
t-the day of w-wedemption. 

4-4:31 Wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bittewnyess, and wwath, and angew, and cwamouw, and eviw 
s-speaking, be put away fwom y-you, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mawice: 4:32 And be ye kind 
onye to anyothew, tendewheawted, fowgiving onye anyothew, even as God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
Chwist's sake hath fowgiven you. 

5:1 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye thewefowe fowwowews of G-God, as deaw chiwdwen; 5-5:2 And wawk 
in wove, as Chwist awso hath woved u-us, and hath given himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us 
an offewing and a sacwifice to God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a sweetsmewwing s-savouw. 

5:3 But f-fownyication, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww uncweannyess, ow covetousnyess, wet it nyot 
be o-once nyamed among y-you, as becometh s-saints; 5:4 N-Nyeithew fiwthinyess, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow foowish tawking, (=`ω´=) n-nyow jesting, which awe nyot convenyient: but wathew 
giving of thanks. 

5:5 Fow this ye knyow, that nyo whowemongew, (=`ω´=) n-nyow uncwean (・_・ヾ p-pewson, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
covetous ^.^ m-man, who is an idowatew, hath any (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance in t-the kingdom 
of Chwist and of God. 

5:6 Wet nyo man deceive you with vain wowds: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow because of these 
things cometh t-the wwath of God upon t-the chiwdwen of disobedience. 

5:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot ye thewefowe pawtakews with them. 

5:8 Fow ye wewe sometimes dawknyess, but nyow awe ye wight in t-the Wowd: 
wawk as chiwdwen of wight: 5:9 (Fow t-the fwuit of t-the Spiwit is in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
goodnyess and wighteousnyess and twuth;) 5:10 P-Pwoving what is acceptabwe 
u-unto t-the Wowd. 

5:11 And have nyo fewwowship with t-the unfwuitfuw wowks of dawknyess, but 
wathew wepwove them. 

5:12 Fow it is a shame even to speak of those things which awe donye of 
t-them in secwet. 

5-5:13 But (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that awe wepwoved awe m-made manyifest by t-the wight: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whatsoevew doth make manyifest is wight. 

5:14 Whewefowe he saith, Awake t-thou that sweepest, and a-awise fwom t-the 
dead, and Chwist shaww g-give thee wight. 

5:15 See t-then that ye wawk ciwcumspectwy, nyot as f-foows, but as w-wise, 
5:16 Wedeeming t-the time, because t-the days awe \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

5:17 Whewefowe be ye nyot unwise, but undewstanding what t-the wiww of 
t-the Wowd is. 

5:18 And be nyot dwunk with winye, whewein is excess; but be fiwwed with 
t-the Spiwit; 5:19 Speaking to youwsewves in psawms and hymns and 
\(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw s-songs, singing and making mewody in youw heawt to t-the Wowd; 
5:20 Giving thanks awways (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things u-unto God and t-the Fathew in 
t-the nyame of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; 5:21 S-Submitting youwsewves onye to 
anyothew in t-the f-feaw of God. 

5:22 Wives, submit youwsewves u-unto youw own h-husbands, as u-unto t-the 
Wowd. 

5:23 Fow t-the h-husband is t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the wife, even as Chwist is t-the 
( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the chuwch: and he is t-the saviouw of t-the body. 

5-5:24 Thewefowe as t-the chuwch is subject u-unto (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, so wet t-the wives 
be to theiw own husbands in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy thing. 

5:25 H-Husbands, wove youw wives, even as Chwist awso woved t-the c-chuwch, 
and gave himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it; 5:26 That he m-might sanctify and cweanse it 
with t-the washing of w-watew by t-the wowd, 5:27 That he m-might pwesent it 
to himsewf a gwowious c-chuwch, nyot h-having |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, ow wwinkwe, ow any such 
thing; but that it shouwd be h-howy and without b-bwemish. 

5:28 S-So ought men to wove theiw wives as theiw own (o_O) b-bodies. He that 
woveth his wife woveth himsewf. 

5-5:29 Fow nyo man e-evew (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet hated his own fwesh; but nyouwisheth and 
(*´▽`*) c-chewisheth it, even as t-the Wowd t-the chuwch: 5:30 Fow we awe membews of 
his b-body, of his f-fwesh, and of his bonyes. 

5:31 Fow this c-cause shaww a man weave his o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew, and shaww 
be j-joinyed u-unto his wife, and they two shaww be onye ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

5-5:32 This is a gweat mystewy: but I speak c-concewnying Chwist and t-the 
chuwch. 

5:33 Nyevewthewess wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you in pawticuwaw so wove his wife 
even as himsewf; and t-the wife s-see that she wevewence hew husband. 

6-6:1 Chiwdwen, obey youw p-pawents in t-the Wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is wight. 

6:2 Honyouw thy o(>ω<)o f-fathew and mothew; which is t-the fiwst commandment with 
pwomise; 6:3 That it may be w-weww with thee, and t-thou mayest wive wong 
on t-the eawth. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And, ye fathews, pwovoke nyot youw chiwdwen to w-wwath: but bwing 
t-them up in t-the nyuwtuwe and a-admonyition of t-the Wowd. 

6:5 Sewvants, be xDD o-obedient to t-them that awe youw mastews a-accowding to 
t-the f-fwesh, with f-feaw and twembwing, in singwenyess of youw heawt, as 
u-unto Chwist; 6:6 Nyot with e-eyesewvice, as menpweasews; but as t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, doing t-the wiww of God fwom t-the heawt; 6:7 With 
g-good wiww doing sewvice, as to t-the W-Wowd, and nyot to m-men: 6:8 Knyowing 
that whatsoevew g-good t-thing any man doeth, t-the same shaww he weceive of 
t-the W-Wowd, whethew he be bond ow (´ ω `♡) *pokes you* f-fwee. 

6:9 And, ye mastews, (^-^*)/ d-do t-the same things u-unto t-them, fowbeawing 
thweatenying: knyowing that youw M-Mastew awso is in heaven; nyeithew is 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wespect of p-pewsons with h-him. 

6:10 Finyawwy, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, be stwong in t-the W-Wowd, and in t-the p-powew of 
his might. 

6:11 Put on t-the w-whowe awmouw of G-God, that ye may be abwe to stand 
against t-the wiwes of t-the deviw. 

6:12 Fow we wwestwe nyot against fwesh and bwood, but against 
pwincipawities, against powews, against t-the wuwews of t-the dawknyess of 
this wowwd, against \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw w-wickednyess in high pwaces. 

6:13 Whewefowe o(>ω<)o t-take u-unto you t-the w-whowe awmouw of G-God, that ye may be 
abwe to w-withstand in t-the eviw day, and h-having donye a-aww, to stand. 

6:14 Stand thewefowe, h-having youw woins giwt about with twuth, and 
h-having on t-the bweastpwate of wighteousnyess; 6:15 And youw feet shod 
with t-the pwepawation of t-the gospew of peace; (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 A-Above a-aww, taking 
t-the shiewd of faith, whewewith ye shaww be abwe to quench (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
fiewy dawts of t-the wicked. 

6-6:17 And o(>ω<)o t-take t-the hewmet of sawvation, and t-the s-swowd of t-the S-Spiwit, 
which is t-the wowd of G-God: 6:18 ~(>_<~) *sweats* P-Pwaying awways with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwayew and 
suppwication in t-the S-Spiwit, and watching theweunto with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
o(>ω<)o p-pewsevewance and suppwication (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-saints; (＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow me, that 
(☆▽☆) u-uttewance may be given u-unto me, that I may open o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth bowdwy, to 
make knyown t-the mystewy of t-the gospew, 6:20 Fow which I am an 
a-ambassadow in bonds: that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein I may speak bowdwy, as I ought to 
s-speak. 

6:21 But that ye awso may knyow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my affaiws, and how I do, Tychicus, a 
bewoved b-bwothew and faithfuw m-minyistew in t-the W-Wowd, shaww make knyown to 
you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: 6:22 Whom I have sent u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the same puwpose, 
that ye m-might knyow ouw affaiws, and that he m-might comfowt youw heawts. 

6:23 Peace be to t-the bwethwen, and wove with faith, fwom God t-the 
Fathew and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

6:24 Gwace be with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that wove ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist in 
sincewity. 

A-Amen. 




The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Phiwippians 


1:1 Pauw and Timotheus, t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
saints in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus which awe a-at Phiwippi, with t-the b-bishops and 
deacons: 1:2 Gwace be u-unto y-you, and p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew, and 
fwom t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:3 I thank o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God upon {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy w-wemembwance of y-you, 1:4 Awways in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
pwayew of minye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww making wequest with joy, 1:5 Fow youw 
fewwowship in t-the gospew fwom t-the fiwst day untiw nyow; 1-1:6 Being 
|･ω･) c-confident of this vewy thing, that he which hath begun a g-good wowk in 
you wiww pewfowm it untiw t-the day of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1:7 Even as it is 
meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to think this of you a-aww, because I have you in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my heawt; 
i-inyasmuch as both in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds, and in t-the defence and confiwmation of 
t-the gospew, ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe pawtakews of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gwace. 

1:8 Fow God is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wecowd, how gweatwy I wong aftew you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in t-the 
b-bowews of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1-1:9 And this I (*ﾉωﾉ) p-pway, that youw wove may abound (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet mowe and mowe in 
k-knyowwedge and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww judgment; 1:10 That ye may appwove things that 
awe excewwent; that ye may be sincewe and without offence tiww t-the day 
of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:11 Being fiwwed with t-the fwuits of wighteousnyess, which awe by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, u-unto t-the gwowy and pwaise of God. 

1:12 But I w-wouwd ye shouwd undewstand, bwethwen, that t-the things which 
happenyed u-unto m-me have f-fawwen out wathew u-unto t-the fuwthewance of t-the 
g-gospew; 1:13 S-So that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds in Chwist awe manyifest in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
pawace, and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww othew (*^‿^*) p-pwaces; 1:14 And many of t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in t-the 
W-Wowd, waxing |･ω･) c-confident by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds, awe m-much mowe bowd to speak t-the 
wowd without feaw. 

1:15 Some indeed pweach Chwist even of envy and stwife; and s-some awso 
of g-good (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) w-wiww: 1:16 The onye pweach Chwist of contention, nyot sincewewy, 
supposing to a-add affwiction to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds: 1:17 But t-the othew of wove, 
knyowing that I am s-set (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the defence of t-the gospew. 

1:18 What then? (*ﾉωﾉ) n-nyotwithstanding, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy way, whethew in pwetence, ow in 
twuth, Chwist is pweached; and I (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein (^-^*)/ d-do wejoice, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and wiww 
wejoice. 

1:19 Fow I knyow that this shaww tuwn to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my sawvation thwough youw 
pwayew, and t-the suppwy of t-the Spiwit of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 1:20 Accowding 
to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my e-eawnyest expectation and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hope, that in nyothing I shaww be 
a-ashamed, but that with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww bowdnyess, as awways, so nyow awso Chwist 
shaww be m-magnyified in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my b-body, whethew it be by w-wife, ow by death. 

1-1:21 Fow to m-me to wive is (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and to die is gain. 

1:22 But if I wive in t-the f-fwesh, this is t-the fwuit of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wabouw: (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet 
what I shaww choose I wot n-nyot. 

1:23 Fow I am in a s-stwait b-betwixt two, h-having a d-desiwe to depawt, and 
to be with Chwist; which is faw bettew: 1-1:24 Nyevewthewess to abide in 
t-the fwesh is mowe nyeedfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

1:25 And h-having this c-confidence, I knyow that I shaww abide and 
continyue with you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw fuwthewance and joy of faith; 1:26 That 
youw w-wejoicing may be mowe abundant in ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
coming to you again. 

1:27 Onwy wet youw c-convewsation be as it becometh t-the gospew of 
Chwist: that whethew I come and s-see y-you, ow ewse be a-absent, I may h-heaw 
of youw affaiws, that ye stand fast in onye spiwit, with onye mind 
stwiving togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-faith of t-the g-gospew; 1:28 And in nyothing 
tewwified by youw advewsawies: which is to t-them an evident token of 
pewdition, but to you of sawvation, and that of God. 

1:29 Fow u-unto you it is given in t-the behawf of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, nyot onwy to 
bewieve on him, but awso to s-suffew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his sake; 1:30 ^w^ *screams* H-Having t-the same 
confwict which ye saw in me, and nyow h-heaw to be in me. 

2:1 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be thewefowe any consowation in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, if any comfowt of 
wove, if any fewwowship of t-the S-Spiwit, if any b-bowews and mewcies, 2:2 
Fuwfiw ye o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my joy, that ye be wikeminded, h-having t-the same wove, being 
of onye accowd, of onye mind. 

2-2:3 Wet nyothing be donye thwough stwife ow (o´∀`o) v-vaingwowy; but in wowwinyess 
of mind wet each (＃`Д´) e-esteem othew bettew than themsewves. 

2:4 Wook nyot {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man on his own things, but {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man awso on t-the 
things of othews. 

2-2:5 Wet this mind be in y-you, which w-was awso in Chwist Jesus: 2:6 Who, 
being in t-the f-fowm of G-God, thought it nyot w-wobbewy to be (*´▽`*) e-equaw with G-God: 
2-2:7 But m-made himsewf of nyo weputation, and took upon him t-the f-fowm of a 
s-sewvant, and w-was m-made in t-the wikenyess of m-men: 2:8 And being f-found in 
fashion as a ^.^ m-man, he humbwed himsewf, and became xDD o-obedient u-unto d-death, 
even t-the death of t-the c-cwoss. 

2-2:9 Whewefowe God awso hath (o_O)! h-highwy exawted him, and given him a nyame 
which is a-above {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyame: 2:10 That a-at t-the nyame of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy k-knyee 
shouwd b-bow, of things in heaven, and things in eawth, and things undew 
t-the eawth; 2-2:11 And that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy tongue shouwd confess that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist 
is W-Wowd, to t-the gwowy of God t-the Fathew. 

2:12 Whewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved, as ye have awways obeyed, nyot as in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pwesence onwy, but nyow m-much mowe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my absence, wowk out youw own 
sawvation with f-feaw and twembwing. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Fow it is God which w-wowketh in you both to wiww and to (^-^*)/ d-do of his 
g-good pweasuwe. 

2:14 Do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things without muwmuwings and disputings: 2:15 That ye may 
be bwamewess and hawmwess, t-the sons of G-God, without webuke, in t-the 
m-midst of a cwooked and pewvewse nyation, among whom ye (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye as wights 
in t-the wowwd; 2:16 Howding fowth t-the wowd of wife; that I may wejoice 
in t-the day of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that I have nyot w-wun in vain, nyeithew wabouwed in 
vain. 

2:17 Yea, and if I be offewed upon t-the sacwifice and sewvice of youw 
faith, I joy, and wejoice with you aww. 

2:18 Fow t-the same c-cause awso (^-^*)/ d-do ye joy, and wejoice with me. 

2:19 But I t-twust in t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus to send Timotheus showtwy u-unto y-you, 
that I awso may be of g-good comfowt, when I knyow youw state. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Fow I have nyo man wikeminded, who wiww n-nyatuwawwy cawe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw 
state. 

2:21 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww seek theiw own, nyot t-the things which awe ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist's. 

2:22 But ye knyow t-the p-pwoof of him, that, as a son with t-the fathew, he 
hath sewved with m-me in t-the gospew. 

2:23 H-Him thewefowe I hope to send pwesentwy, so soon as I shaww s-see 
how it wiww go with me. 

2:24 But I t-twust in t-the Wowd that I awso mysewf shaww come showtwy. 

2:25 Y-Yet I supposed it nyecessawy to send to you E-Epaphwoditus, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bwothew, and companyion in wabouw, and fewwowsowdiew, but youw 
m-messengew, and he that minyistewed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wants. 

2:26 Fow he wonged aftew you a-aww, and w-was f-fuww of heavinyess, because 
that ye h-had heawd that he h-had b-been s-sick. 

(^ω~) 2-2:27 Fow indeed he w-was sick nyigh u-unto (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: but God h-had (´-ω-`) m-mewcy on h-him; 
and nyot on him onwy, but on m-me awso, west I shouwd have sowwow upon 
\(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. 

2:28 I sent him thewefowe t-the mowe cawefuwwy, that, when ye s-see him 
again, ye may wejoice, and that I may be t-the w-wess s-sowwowfuw. 

2:29 Weceive him thewefowe in t-the Wowd with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gwadnyess; and h-howd 
such in weputation: 2:30 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowk of Chwist he w-was nyigh 
u-unto d-death, nyot wegawding his w-wife, to suppwy youw wack of sewvice 
towawd me. 

3-3:1 Finyawwy, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, wejoice in t-the Wowd. To wwite t-the same 
things to y-you, to m-me indeed is nyot gwievous, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you it is safe. 

3:2 Bewawe of dogs, bewawe of eviw wowkews, bewawe of t-the concision. 

3-3:3 Fow we awe t-the ciwcumcision, which w-wowship God in t-the spiwit, and 
wejoice in Chwist Jesus, and have nyo confidence in t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

3:4 Though I m-might awso have confidence in t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. If any othew man 
thinketh that he hath wheweof he m-might t-twust in t-the f-fwesh, I mowe: 3:5 
Ciwcumcised t-the eighth day, of t-the stock of I-Iswaew, of t-the twibe of 
Benjamin, an H-Hebwew of t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) H-Hebwews; as touching t-the w-waw, a Phawisee; 
3-3:6 Concewnying zeaw, pewsecuting t-the chuwch; touching t-the 
wighteousnyess which is in t-the w-waw, bwamewess. 

3:7 But what things wewe gain to me, those I c-counted w-woss (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (T_T) C-Chwist. 

3:8 Y-Yea doubtwess, and I count (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things but w-woss (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the excewwency 
of t-the k-knyowwedge of Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom I have suffewed t-the 
w-woss of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and (^-^*)/ d-do count t-them but dung, that I may (^人^) w-win (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 
3-3:9 And be f-found in him, nyot h-having minye own wighteousnyess, which is 
of t-the w-waw, but that which is thwough t-the f-faith of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the 
wighteousnyess which is of God by faith: 3:10 That I may knyow him, and 
t-the p-powew of his wesuwwection, and t-the fewwowship of his suffewings, 
being m-made c-confowmabwe u-unto his death; 3:11 If by any means I m-might 
attain u-unto t-the wesuwwection of t-the dead. 

3:12 Nyot as t-though I h-had awweady attainyed, eithew wewe awweady 
pewfect: but I fowwow aftew, if that I may a-appwehend that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which 
awso I am appwehended of Chwist Jesus. 

3:13 Bwethwen, I count nyot mysewf to have appwehended: but this onye 
t-thing I do, fowgetting those things which awe behind, and weaching 
fowth u-unto those things which awe b-befowe, 3:14 I pwess towawd t-the mawk 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwize of t-the high cawwing of God in Chwist Jesus. 

3:15 Wet us thewefowe, as many as be p-pewfect, be thus minded: and if 
in any t-thing ye be o-othewwise minded, God shaww weveaw even this u-unto 
you. 

3:16 N-Nyevewthewess, w-wheweto we have awweady attainyed, wet us wawk by 
t-the same wuwe, wet us mind t-the same thing. 

3:17 Bwethwen, be fowwowews togethew of me, and mawk t-them which wawk 
so as ye have us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an ensampwe. 

3:18 (Fow many wawk, of whom I have towd you o-often, and nyow teww you 
even weeping, that they awe t-the enyemies of t-the cwoss of Chwist: 3:19 
Whose end is destwuction, whose God is theiw b-bewwy, and whose gwowy is 
in theiw shame, who mind eawthwy t-things.) (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Fow ouw c-convewsation 
is in heaven; fwom whence awso we wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Saviouw, t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
Chwist: 3:21 Who shaww change ouw viwe b-body, that it may be fashionyed 
w-wike u-unto his gwowious b-body, a-accowding to t-the wowking wheweby he is 
abwe even to subdue (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things u-unto himsewf. 

4:1 Thewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen deawwy bewoved and wonged fow, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my joy and 
cwown, so stand fast in t-the W-Wowd, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my deawwy bewoved. 

4-4:2 I b-beseech E-Euodias, and b-beseech Syntyche, that they be of t-the same 
mind in t-the Wowd. 

4:3 And I intweat thee awso, twue yokefewwow, hewp those w-women which 
wabouwed with m-me in t-the gospew, with C-Cwement awso, and with othew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
fewwowwabouwews, whose nyames awe in t-the book of wife. 

4-4:4 Wejoice in t-the Wowd awway: and again I say, Wejoice. 

4-4:5 Wet youw modewation be knyown u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. The Wowd is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

4:6 (☆▽☆) B-Be cawefuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyothing; but in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing by pwayew and 
suppwication with thanksgiving wet youw wequests be m-made knyown u-unto 
God. 

4:7 And t-the peace of G-God, which passeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww u-undewstanding, shaww keep 
youw (x_x)V h-heawts and m-minds thwough Chwist Jesus. 

4-4:8 Finyawwy, bwethwen, whatsoevew things awe twue, whatsoevew things 
awe honyest, whatsoevew things awe just, whatsoevew things awe puwe, 
whatsoevew things awe wovewy, whatsoevew things awe of g-good (＃`Д´) w-wepowt; if 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any viwtue, and if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any p-pwaise, think on these 
things. 

4:9 Those things, which ye have both weawnyed, and weceived, and heawd, 
and s-seen in me, do: and t-the God of peace shaww be with you. 

4:10 But I w-wejoiced in t-the Wowd g-gweatwy, that nyow a-at t-the wast youw 
cawe of m-me hath fwouwished a-again; whewein ye wewe awso c-cawefuw, but ye 
w-wacked oppowtunyity. 

4:11 Nyot that I speak in wespect of want: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have weawnyed, in 
whatsoevew state I am, thewewith to be content. 

4:12 I knyow both how to be abased, and I knyow how to abound: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
whewe and in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things I am instwucted both to be f-fuww and to be 
hungwy, both to abound and to s-suffew nyeed. 

4:13 I c-can (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things thwough Chwist which s-stwengthenyeth me. 

4:14 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding ye have w-weww donye, that ye did (´ ∀ ` *) c-communyicate with 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my affwiction. 

4:15 Nyow ye Phiwippians knyow awso, that in t-the beginnying of t-the 
gospew, when I depawted fwom M-Macedonyia, nyo chuwch communyicated with m-me 
as c-concewnying giving and weceiving, but ye onwy. 

4:16 Fow even in Thessawonyica ye sent o-once and again u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
n-nyecessity. 

4:17 Nyot because I d-desiwe a g-gift: but I d-desiwe fwuit that may abound 
to youw account. 

4-4:18 But I have a-aww, and abound: I am fuww, h-having weceived of 
E-Epaphwoditus t-the things which wewe sent fwom y-you, an odouw of a sweet 
smeww, a sacwifice acceptabwe, wewwpweasing to God. 

4:19 But o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my God shaww suppwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw nyeed a-accowding to his w-wiches in 
gwowy by Chwist Jesus. 

4:20 Nyow u-unto God and ouw Fathew be gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. 

4:21 S-Sawute {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy saint in Chwist Jesus. The (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which awe with 
m-me o(≧▽≦)o *screams* g-gweet you. 

4:22 Aww t-the saints sawute y-you, chiefwy they that awe of Caesaw's 
househowd. 

4:23 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you aww. A-Amen. 




The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the C-Cowossians 


1:1 Pauw, an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist by t-the wiww of G-God, 
and Timotheus ouw bwothew, 1:2 To t-the saints and faithfuw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
in Chwist which awe a-at Cowosse: Gwace be u-unto y-you, and p-peace, 
fwom God ouw Fathew and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:3 We g-give thanks to God and t-the Fathew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, pwaying 
awways (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, 
1:4 Since we heawd of youw f-faith in Chwist Jesus, and of t-the wove which ye 
have to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the saints, 
1:5 Fow t-the hope which is w-waid up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you in heaven, wheweof ye heawd 
befowe in t-the wowd of t-the twuth of t-the g-gospew; 
1-1:6 W-Which is come u-unto y-you, as it is in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowwd; and bwingeth fowth 
f-fwuit, as it doth awso in y-you, since t-the day ye heawd of it, and knyew t-the 
gwace of God in twuth: 
1:7 As ye awso (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed of Epaphwas ouw deaw fewwowsewvant, who is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you 
a faithfuw m-minyistew of Chwist; 
1:8 Who awso d-decwawed u-unto us youw wove in t-the Spiwit. 

1-1:9 Fow this c-cause we awso, since t-the day we heawd it, (^-^*)/ d-do nyot cease to 
p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and to d-desiwe that ye m-might be fiwwed with t-the k-knyowwedge of his 
wiww in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wisdom and \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw undewstanding; 
1:10 That ye m-might wawk wowthy of t-the Wowd u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-pweasing, being 
f-fwuitfuw in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good wowk, and i-incweasing in t-the k-knyowwedge of God; 
1:11 Stwengthenyed with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww might, a-accowding to his gwowious p-powew, u-unto 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-patience and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wongsuffewing with joyfuwnyess; 
1:12 Giving thanks u-unto t-the Fathew, which hath m-made us meet to be 
pawtakews of t-the (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance of t-the saints in wight: 
1:13 Who hath dewivewed us fwom t-the p-powew of dawknyess, and hath t-twanswated 
us into t-the kingdom of his deaw Son: 
1:14 In whom we have ~(>_<~) w-wedemption thwough his bwood, even t-the fowgivenyess of 
(*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: 
1:15 Who is t-the i-image of t-the invisibwe G-God, t-the fiwstbown of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
c-cweatuwe: 
1:16 Fow by him wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things cweated, that awe in heaven, and that awe 
in eawth, visibwe and i-invisibwe, whethew they be t-thwonyes, ow dominyions, ow 
pwincipawities, ow p-powews: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things wewe cweated by him, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him: 
1:17 And he is befowe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and by him (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things consist. 

1:18 And he is t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the b-body, t-the chuwch: who is t-the beginnying, t-the 
fiwstbown fwom t-the dead; that in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things he m-might have t-the pweeminyence. 

1:19 Fow it pweased t-the Fathew that in him shouwd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fuwnyess dweww; 
1:20 And, h-having m-made peace thwough t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of his cwoss, by him to 
weconciwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things u-unto himsewf; by him, I say, whethew they be things in 
eawth, ow things in heaven. 

1-1:21 And y-you, that wewe sometime awienyated and enyemies in youw mind by 
wicked wowks, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet nyow hath he weconciwed 
1:22 In t-the body of his fwesh thwough d-death, to pwesent you h-howy and 
unbwameabwe and unwepwoveabwe in his sight: 
1:23 If ye continyue in t-the f-faith gwounded and settwed, and be nyot moved 
away fwom t-the hope of t-the gospew, which ye have heawd, and which w-was (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached 
to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cweatuwe which is undew heaven; wheweof I Pauw am m-made a minyistew; 
1-1:24 Who nyow wejoice in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my suffewings (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and fiww up that which is 
behind of t-the a-affwictions of Chwist in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fwesh (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his body's sake, which is 
t-the chuwch: 
1:25 W-Wheweof I am m-made a minyistew, a-accowding to t-the dispensation of God 
which is given to m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, to fuwfiw t-the wowd of God; 
1:26 Even t-the mystewy which hath b-been hid fwom ages and fwom genyewations, 
but nyow is m-made manyifest to his s-saints: 
1:27 To whom God w-wouwd make knyown what is t-the w-wiches of t-the gwowy of this 
mystewy among t-the Gentiwes; which is Chwist in y-you, t-the hope of gwowy: 
1:28 Whom we pweach, wawnying {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy ^.^ m-man, and teaching {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
wisdom; that we may pwesent {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man pewfect in Chwist Jesus: 
1:29 ;;w;; W-Wheweunto I awso wabouw, stwiving a-accowding to his wowking, which 
w-wowketh in m-me m-mightiwy. 

2:1 Fow I w-wouwd that ye knyew what gweat confwict I have (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-them a-at Waodicea, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow as many as have nyot s-seen o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-face in t-the fwesh; 
2:2 That theiw (x_x)V h-heawts m-might be comfowted, being knyit togethew in wove, and 
u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-wiches of t-the f-fuww assuwance of u-undewstanding, to t-the 
acknyowwedgement of t-the mystewy of G-God, and of t-the Fathew, and of Chwist; 
2-2:3 In whom awe hid (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the tweasuwes of wisdom and knyowwedge. 

2:4 And this I say, west any man shouwd beguiwe you with e-enticing wowds. 

2-2:5 Fow t-though I be absent in t-the f-fwesh, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet am I with you in t-the spiwit, 
joying and behowding youw owdew, and t-the stedfastnyess of youw f-faith in 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

2:6 As ye have thewefowe weceived Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the W-Wowd, so wawk ye in 
him: 
2-2:7 Wooted and b-buiwt up in him, and s-stabwished in t-the faith, as ye have 
b-been taught, (T_T) a-abounding (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein with thanksgiving. 

2:8 Bewawe west any man spoiw you thwough phiwosophy and vain deceit, 
aftew t-the twadition of men, aftew t-the wudiments of t-the wowwd, and nyot aftew 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

2-2:9 Fow in him d-dwewweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the fuwnyess of t-the G-Godhead bodiwy. 

2:10 And ye awe compwete in him, which is t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwincipawity and 
powew: 
2-2:11 In whom awso ye awe ciwcumcised with t-the ciwcumcision m-made without 
hands, in putting off t-the body of t-the s-sins of t-the fwesh by t-the ciwcumcision 
of Chwist: 
2:12 Buwied with him in b-baptism, whewein awso ye awe wisen with him 
thwough t-the f-faith of t-the o-opewation of G-God, who hath waised him fwom t-the dead. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And y-you, being dead in youw s-sins and t-the unciwcumcision of youw 
f-fwesh, hath he quickenyed togethew with him, h-having fowgiven you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
twespasses; 
2:14 Bwotting out t-the handwwiting of owdinyances that w-was against u-us, which 
w-was contwawy to u-us, and took it out of t-the way, nyaiwing it to his cwoss; 
2:15 And h-having spoiwed p-pwincipawities and powews, he m-made a s-shew of t-them 
o-openwy, (＾• ω •＾) t-twiumphing o-ovew t-them in it. 

2:16 Wet nyo man thewefowe j-judge you in m-meat, ow in dwink, ow in wespect of 
an howyday, ow of t-the nyew moon, ow of t-the sabbath ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: 
2:17 W-Which awe a shadow of things to come; but t-the body is of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

2:18 Wet nyo man beguiwe you of youw wewawd in a vowuntawy humiwity and 
wowshipping of a-angews, intwuding into those things which he hath nyot seen, 
vainwy puffed up by his fweshwy mind, 
2:19 And nyot howding t-the Head, fwom which (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the body by joints and bands 
h-having nyouwishment minyistewed, and knyit togethew, incweaseth with t-the 
incwease of God. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Whewefowe if ye be dead with Chwist fwom t-the wudiments of t-the wowwd, 
{{ (>_<) }} w-why, as t-though wiving in t-the wowwd, awe ye subject to owdinyances, 
2:21 (Touch n-nyot; taste n-nyot; handwe n-nyot; 
2:22 W-Which (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe to pewish with t-the u-using;) aftew t-the c-commandments and 
doctwinyes of men? 
2:23 W-Which things have indeed a s-shew of wisdom in wiww wowship, and 
h-humiwity, and nyegwecting of t-the b-body: nyot in any honyouw to t-the satisfying 
of t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

3-3:1 If ye t-then be wisen with (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, seek those things which awe above, 
whewe Chwist sitteth on t-the wight hand of God. 

3:2 Set youw affection on things above, nyot on things on t-the eawth. 

3-3:3 Fow ye awe dead, and youw wife is hid with Chwist in God. 

3:4 When (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who is ouw w-wife, shaww appeaw, t-then shaww ye awso appeaw 
with him in gwowy. 

3:5 Mowtify thewefowe youw membews which awe upon t-the eawth; f-fownyication, 
uncweannyess, inyowdinyate a-affection, eviw concupiscence, and covetousnyess, 
which is idowatwy: 
3-3:6 Fow which t-things' sake t-the wwath of God cometh on t-the chiwdwen of 
disobedience: 
3:7 In t-the which ye awso wawked s-some time, when ye w-wived in them. 

3:8 But nyow ye awso put off (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-these; angew, wwath, mawice, b-bwasphemy, 
fiwthy communyication out of youw mouth. 

3-3:9 Wie nyot onye to anyothew, seeing that ye have put off t-the o-owd man with 
his deeds; 
3:10 And have put on t-the nyew ^.^ m-man, which is wenyewed in k-knyowwedge aftew t-the 
i-image of him that cweated him: 
3:11 Whewe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyeithew Gweek (=`ω´=) n-nyow J-Jew, ciwcumcision (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
unciwcumcision, Bawbawian, Scythian, bond (=`ω´=) n-nyow fwee: but Chwist is a-aww, and in 
aww. 

3:12 Put on thewefowe, as t-the ewect of G-God, h-howy and bewoved, b-bowews of 
mewcies, k-kindnyess, humbwenyess of mind, meeknyess, wongsuffewing; 
3:13 Fowbeawing onye anyothew, and fowgiving onye anyothew, if any man have a 
quawwew against any: even as Chwist f-fowgave y-you, so awso (^-^*)/ d-do OwO y-ye. 

3:14 And a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things put on chawity, which is t-the bond of 
pewfectnyess. 

3:15 And wet t-the peace of God w-wuwe in youw heawts, to t-the which awso ye 
awe cawwed in onye body; and be ye t-thankfuw. 

3:16 Wet t-the wowd of Chwist dweww in you wichwy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wisdom; teaching 
and admonyishing onye anyothew in psawms and hymns and \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw s-songs, singing 
with gwace in youw (x_x)V h-heawts to t-the Wowd. 

3:17 And whatsoevew ye (^-^*)/ d-do in wowd ow deed, (^-^*)/ d-do (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in t-the nyame of t-the Wowd 
Jesus, giving thanks to God and t-the Fathew by h-him. 

3:18 Wives, submit youwsewves u-unto youw own h-husbands, as it is fit in t-the 
Wowd. 

3:19 H-Husbands, wove youw wives, and be nyot bittew against them. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Chiwdwen, obey youw p-pawents in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is w-weww pweasing 
u-unto t-the Wowd. 

3:21 Fathews, pwovoke nyot youw chiwdwen to angew, west they be 
discouwaged. 

3-3:22 Sewvants, obey in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things youw mastews a-accowding to t-the fwesh; nyot 
with e-eyesewvice, as menpweasews; but in singwenyess of heawt, feawing God; 
3:23 And whatsoevew ye do, (^-^*)/ d-do it heawtiwy, as to t-the W-Wowd, and nyot u-unto 
men; 
3:24 Knyowing that of t-the Wowd ye shaww weceive t-the wewawd of t-the 
inhewitance: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye sewve t-the Wowd (T_T) C-Chwist. 

(＾• ω •＾) *looks away* 3-3:25 But he that doeth w-wwong shaww weceive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the w-wwong which he hath 
d-donye: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo wespect of pewsons. 

4:1 Mastews, g-give u-unto youw (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants that which is just and equaw; knyowing 
that ye awso have a M-Mastew in heaven. 

4-4:2 Continyue in pwayew, and watch in t-the same with t-thanksgiving; 
4:3 Withaw pwaying awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that God w-wouwd open u-unto us a doow of 
uttewance, to speak t-the mystewy of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which I am awso in bonds: 
4-4:4 That I may make it manyifest, as I ought to s-speak. 

4-4:5 Wawk in wisdom towawd t-them that awe without, wedeeming t-the ^w^ t-time. 

4:6 Wet youw speech be awway with gwace, seasonyed with sawt, that ye may 
knyow how ye ought to answew {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-man. 

4:7 Aww o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my state shaww T-Tychicus decwawe u-unto y-you, who is a bewoved 
bwothew, and a faithfuw m-minyistew and f-fewwowsewvant in t-the Wowd: 
4-4:8 Whom I have sent u-unto you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the same puwpose, that he m-might knyow 
youw estate, and comfowt youw heawts; 
4:9 With O-Onyesimus, a faithfuw and bewoved bwothew, who is onye of you. They 
shaww make knyown u-unto you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which awe donye hewe. 

4:10 Awistawchus o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fewwowpwisonyew sawuteth y-you, and Mawcus, sistew's son 
to B-Bawnyabas, (-(touching whom ye weceived commandments: if he come u-unto y-you, 
weceive him;) 
4:11 And Jesus, which is cawwed ╰(▔∀▔)╯ J-Justus, who awe of t-the c-ciwcumcision. These 
onwy awe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fewwowwowkews u-unto t-the kingdom of G-God, which have b-been a comfowt 
u-unto me. 

4:12 E-Epaphwas, who is onye of y-you, a sewvant of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, sawuteth y-you, 
awways wabouwing fewventwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you in pwayews, that ye may stand pewfect and 
compwete in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wiww of God. 

4:13 Fow I beaw him wecowd, that he hath a gweat zeaw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, and t-them 
that awe in Waodicea, and t-them in Hiewapowis. 

4:14 W-Wuke, t-the bewoved p-physician, and Demas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* g-gweet you. 

4:15 S-Sawute t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which awe in Waodicea, and Nymphas, and t-the 
chuwch which is in his house. 

4:16 And when this epistwe is wead among y-you, c-cause that it be wead awso 
in t-the chuwch of t-the Waodiceans; and that ye wikewise wead t-the epistwe fwom 
Waodicea. 

4:17 And say to Awchippus, Take heed to t-the (⌒▽⌒)☆ m-minyistwy which t-thou hast 
weceived in t-the W-Wowd, that t-thou fuwfiw it. 

4-4:18 The sawutation by t-the hand of m-me Pauw. Wemembew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds. Gwace be 
with you. A-Amen. 




The Fiwst Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Thessawonyians 


1:1 Pauw, and S-Siwvanyus, and Timotheus, u-unto t-the chuwch of t-the 
Thessawonyians which is in God t-the Fathew and in t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 
Gwace be u-unto y-you, and p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew, and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:2 We g-give thanks to God awways (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you a-aww, making mention of you in 
ouw pwayews; 1:3 Wemembewing without ceasing youw wowk of faith, and 
wabouw of wove, and p-patience of hope in ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, in t-the 
sight of God and ouw F-Fathew; 1:4 >_< K-Knyowing, (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen bewoved, youw 
ewection of God. 

1:5 Fow ouw gospew came nyot u-unto you in wowd onwy, but awso in p-powew, 
and in t-the Howy Ghost, and in m-much assuwance; as ye knyow what m-mannyew 
of men we wewe among you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sake. 

1-1:6 And ye became fowwowews of u-us, and of t-the W-Wowd, h-having weceived 
t-the wowd in m-much a-affwiction, with joy of t-the Howy Ghost. 

1:7 S-So that ye wewe ensampwes to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that bewieve in M-Macedonyia and 
Achaia. 

1:8 Fow fwom you sounded out t-the wowd of t-the Wowd nyot onwy in 
M-Macedonyia and A-Achaia, but awso in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwace youw f-faith to God-wawd 
is spwead abwoad; so that we nyeed nyot to speak any thing. 

1-1:9 Fow they themsewves s-shew of us what m-mannyew of entewing in we h-had 
u-unto y-you, and how ye (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to God fwom idows to sewve t-the wiving and 
twue God; 1:10 And to wait (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his S-Son fwom heaven, whom he waised 
fwom t-the dead, even Jesus, which dewivewed us fwom t-the wwath to come. 

2:1 Fow youwsewves, bwethwen, knyow ouw entwance in u-unto y-you, that it 
w-was nyot in vain: 2:2 But even aftew that we h-had suffewed b-befowe, and 
wewe s-shamefuwwy e-entweated, as ye knyow, a-at Phiwippi, we wewe bowd in 
ouw God to speak u-unto you t-the gospew of God with m-much contention. 

2-2:3 Fow ouw exhowtation w-was nyot of deceit, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of uncweannyess, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in 
guiwe: 2:4 But as we wewe awwowed of God to be put in t-twust with t-the 
gospew, even so we s-speak; nyot as pweasing men, but G-God, which twieth 
ouw heawts. 

2-2:5 Fow nyeithew a-at any time used we fwattewing wowds, as ye knyow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
a c-cwoke of covetousnyess; God is w-witnyess: 2:6 Nyow of men sought we 
gwowy, nyeithew of y-you, (=`ω´=) n-nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet of othews, when we m-might have b-been 
buwdensome, as t-the apostwes of (T_T) C-Chwist. 

2-2:7 But we wewe gentwe among y-you, even as a n-nyuwse (*´▽`*) c-chewisheth hew 
chiwdwen: 2:8 S-So being affectionyatewy desiwous of y-you, we wewe wiwwing 
to have impawted u-unto y-you, nyot t-the gospew of God onwy, but awso ouw 
own souws, because ye wewe deaw u-unto us. 

2-2:9 Fow ye wemembew, bwethwen, ouw wabouw and twavaiw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wabouwing 
nyight and day, because we w-wouwd nyot be c-chawgeabwe u-unto any of y-you, we 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto you t-the gospew of God. 

2:10 Ye awe witnyesses, and God awso, how howiwy and justwy and 
unbwameabwy we behaved ouwsewves among you that bewieve: 2-2:11 As ye 
knyow how we ^-^ *teleports behind you* e-exhowted and c-comfowted and c-chawged {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of y-you, as a 
o(>ω<)o f-fathew doth his c-chiwdwen, 2:12 That ye w-wouwd wawk wowthy of G-God, who 
hath cawwed you u-unto his kingdom and gwowy. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Fow this c-cause awso thank we God without ceasing, because, when 
ye weceived t-the wowd of God which ye heawd of u-us, ye weceived it nyot 
as t-the wowd of men, but as it is in twuth, t-the wowd of G-God, which 
e-effectuawwy w-wowketh awso in you that bewieve. 

2:14 Fow ye, bwethwen, became fowwowews of t-the chuwches of God which 
in Judaea awe in Chwist Jesus: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye awso have suffewed w-wike things 
of youw own countwymen, even as they have of t-the Jews: 2:15 Who both 
kiwwed t-the Wowd Jesus, and theiw own pwophets, and have pewsecuted us; 
and they pwease nyot G-God, and awe contwawy to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men: 2:16 Fowbidding 
us to speak to t-the G-Gentiwes that they m-might be saved, to fiww up theiw 
s-sins awway: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wwath is come upon t-them to t-the uttewmost. 

2:17 But ^w^ w-we, bwethwen, being taken fwom you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a showt time in 
pwesence, nyot in heawt, e-endeavouwed t-the mowe abundantwy to s-see youw 
f-face with gweat d-desiwe. 

2:18 Whewefowe we w-wouwd have come u-unto y-you, even I Pauw, o-once and 
a-again; but Satan hindewed us. 

2:19 Fow what is ouw hope, ow joy, ow cwown of wejoicing? Awe nyot even 
ye in t-the pwesence of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist a-at his coming? {{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Fow 
ye awe ouw gwowy and j-joy. 

3-3:1 Whewefowe when we couwd nyo wongew fowbeaw, we thought it g-good to 
be weft a-at A-Athens awonye; 3:2 And sent Timotheus, ouw bwothew, and 
m-minyistew of G-God, and ouw fewwowwabouwew in t-the gospew of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, to 
estabwish y-you, and to comfowt you c-concewnying youw faith: 3-3:3 That nyo 
man shouwd be moved by these a-affwictions: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youwsewves knyow that we 
awe appointed theweunto. 

3:4 Fow vewiwy, when we wewe with y-you, we towd you befowe that we 
shouwd s-suffew twibuwation; even as it came to pass, and ye knyow. 

3:5 Fow this cause, when I couwd nyo wongew fowbeaw, I sent to knyow 
youw faith, west by s-some means t-the temptew have tempted y-you, and ouw 
wabouw be in vain. 

3-3:6 But nyow when Timotheus came fwom you u-unto u-us, and b-bwought us g-good 
tidings of youw f-faith and chawity, and that ye have g-good w-wemembwance 
of us awways, desiwing gweatwy to s-see u-us, as we awso to s-see you: 3:7 
Thewefowe, bwethwen, we wewe c-comfowted o-ovew you in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ouw affwiction 
and d-distwess by youw faith: 3:8 Fow nyow we wive, if ye stand fast in 
t-the Wowd. 

3-3:9 Fow what thanks c-can we w-wendew to God again (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
joy whewewith we joy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw sakes befowe ouw God; 3:10 Nyight and day 
pwaying e-exceedingwy that we m-might s-see youw face, and m-might pewfect 
that which is w-wacking in youw faith? 3:11 Nyow God himsewf and ouw 
Fathew, and ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect ouw w-way u-unto you. 

3:12 And t-the Wowd make you to incwease and abound in wove onye towawd 
anyothew, and towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, even as we (^-^*)/ d-do towawd you: 3:13 To t-the end 
he may s-stabwish youw (x_x)V h-heawts unbwameabwe in howinyess befowe G-God, even 
ouw Fathew, a-at t-the coming of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his 
saints. 

4:1 Fuwthewmowe t-then we b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, and exhowt you by t-the 
Wowd Jesus, that as ye have weceived of us how ye ought to wawk and to 
pwease G-God, so ye w-wouwd abound mowe and mowe. 

4-4:2 Fow ye knyow what c-commandments we gave you by t-the Wowd Jesus. 

4:3 Fow this is t-the wiww of G-God, even youw sanctification, that ye 
shouwd abstain fwom fownyication: 4-4:4 That {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you shouwd knyow 
how to possess his vessew in sanctification and honyouw; 4-4:5 Nyot in t-the 
w-wust of concupiscence, even as t-the G-Gentiwes which knyow nyot G-God: 4:6 
That nyo man go beyond and defwaud his b-bwothew in any m-mattew: because 
that t-the Wowd is t-the avengew of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such, as we awso have fowewawnyed 
you and testified. 

4:7 Fow God hath nyot cawwed us u-unto uncweannyess, but u-unto howinyess. 

4-4:8 He thewefowe that despiseth, despiseth nyot ^.^ m-man, but G-God, who hath 
awso given u-unto us his h-howy Spiwit. 

4:9 But as touching bwothewwy wove ye nyeed nyot that I wwite u-unto you: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ye youwsewves awe taught of God to wove onye anyothew. 

4:10 And indeed ye (^-^*)/ d-do it towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen which awe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
Macedonyia: but we b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, that ye incwease mowe and 
mowe; 4:11 And that ye s-study to be quiet, and to (^-^*)/ d-do youw own businyess, 
and to wowk with youw own hands, as we commanded you; 4:12 That ye may 
wawk honyestwy towawd t-them that awe without, and that ye may have wack 
of nyothing. 

4:13 But I w-wouwd nyot have you to be ignyowant, bwethwen, c-concewnying 
t-them which awe asweep, that ye sowwow nyot, even as othews which have 
nyo hope. 

4:14 Fow if we bewieve that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus died and w-wose again, even so t-them 
awso which (o´∀`o) s-sweep in ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus wiww God bwing with h-him. 

4:15 Fow this we say u-unto you by t-the wowd of t-the W-Wowd, that we which 
awe a-awive and wemain u-unto t-the coming of t-the Wowd shaww nyot pwevent 
t-them which awe asweep. 

4:16 Fow t-the Wowd himsewf shaww descend fwom heaven with a shout, with 
t-the voice of t-the awchangew, and with t-the twump of G-God: and t-the dead in 
Chwist shaww (☆ω☆) w-wise fiwst: 4:17 T-Then we which awe a-awive and wemain shaww 
be caught up togethew with t-them in t-the c-cwouds, to meet t-the Wowd in t-the 
a-aiw: and so shaww we e-evew be with t-the Wowd. 

4-4:18 Whewefowe comfowt onye anyothew with these wowds. 

5:1 But of t-the times and t-the seasons, bwethwen, ye have nyo nyeed that I 
wwite u-unto you. 

5-5:2 Fow youwsewves knyow p-pewfectwy that t-the day of t-the Wowd so cometh 
as a t-thief in t-the nyight. 

5:3 Fow when they shaww say, Peace and s-safety; t-then s-sudden destwuction 
cometh upon t-them, as twavaiw upon a woman with chiwd; and they shaww 
nyot escape. 

5:4 But ye, bwethwen, awe nyot in dawknyess, that that day shouwd 
(=①ω①=) o-ovewtake you as a t-thief. 

5:5 Ye awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chiwdwen of wight, and t-the chiwdwen of t-the day: we 
awe nyot of t-the nyight, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of dawknyess. 

5:6 Thewefowe wet us nyot sweep, as (^-^*)/ d-do othews; but wet us watch and be 
sobew. 

5:7 Fow they that (o´∀`o) s-sweep (o´∀`o) s-sweep in t-the nyight; and they that be dwunken 
awe dwunken in t-the nyight. 

5:8 But wet u-us, who awe of t-the day, be sobew, putting on t-the 
bweastpwate of f-faith and wove; and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an hewmet, t-the hope of 
s-sawvation. 

5:9 Fow God hath nyot appointed us to wwath, but to obtain sawvation by 
ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 5:10 Who died (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that, whethew we wake ow 
sweep, we shouwd wive togethew with h-him. 

5:11 Whewefowe comfowt youwsewves togethew, and edify onye anyothew, 
even as awso ye do. 

5:12 And we b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, to knyow t-them which wabouw among 
y-you, and awe o-ovew you in t-the W-Wowd, and admonyish you; 5-5:13 And to 
(＃`Д´) e-esteem t-them vewy (o_O)! h-highwy in wove (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw wowk's sake. And be a-at peace 
among y-youwsewves. 

5:14 Nyow we exhowt y-you, bwethwen, wawn t-them that awe u-unwuwy, comfowt 
t-the feebweminded, suppowt t-the weak, be patient towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. 

5:15 See that nyonye w-wendew eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw u-unto any man; but e-evew fowwow 
that which is g-good, both among youwsewves, and to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. 

5:16 Wejoice evewmowe. 

5:17 Pway without ceasing. 

5:18 In {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy t-thing g-give t-thanks: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the wiww of God in Chwist 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus c-concewnying you. 

5:19 Quench nyot t-the Spiwit. 

5:20 Despise nyot (^人^) p-pwophesyings. 

5:21 P-Pwove (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; h-howd fast that which is good. 

5:22 Abstain fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww a-appeawance of \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

5:23 And t-the vewy God of peace sanctify you whowwy; and I p-pway God 
youw w-whowe spiwit and souw and body be pwesewved bwamewess u-unto t-the 
coming of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

5-5:24 Faithfuw is he that cawweth y-you, who awso wiww (^-^*)/ d-do it. 

5:25 Bwethwen, p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. 

5:26 Gweet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen with an h-howy kiss. 

5:27 I chawge you by t-the Wowd that this epistwe be wead u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
h-howy bwethwen. 

5:28 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you. A-Amen. 




The S-Second Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Thessawonyians 


1:1 Pauw, and S-Siwvanyus, and Timotheus, u-unto t-the chuwch of t-the 
Thessawonyians in God ouw Fathew and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1:2 Gwace 
u-unto y-you, and p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:3 We awe b-bound to thank God awways (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, bwethwen, as it is meet, 
because that youw f-faith g-gwoweth e-exceedingwy, and t-the chawity of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye of you (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww towawd each othew aboundeth; 1:4 S-So that we ouwsewves 
gwowy in you in t-the chuwches of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw p-patience and f-faith in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
youw pewsecutions and twibuwations that ye enduwe: 1:5 W-Which is a 
manyifest token of t-the wighteous j-judgment of G-God, that ye may be 
c-counted wowthy of t-the kingdom of G-God, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which ye awso s-suffew: 1-1:6 
Seeing it is a wighteous t-thing with God to wecompense twibuwation to 
t-them that twoubwe you; 1:7 And to you who awe twoubwed w-west with u-us, 
when t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus shaww be weveawed fwom heaven with his mighty 
a-angews, 1:8 In fwaming fiwe taking vengeance on t-them that knyow nyot 
G-God, and that obey nyot t-the gospew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1-1:9 Who 
shaww be punyished with evewwasting destwuction fwom t-the pwesence of 
t-the W-Wowd, and fwom t-the gwowy of his powew; 1:10 When he shaww come to 
be gwowified in his saints, and to be admiwed in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that bewieve 
(because ouw t-testimony among you w-was b-bewieved) in that d-day. 

1:11 Whewefowe awso we p-pway awways (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, that ouw God w-wouwd count 
you wowthy of this cawwing, and fuwfiw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the g-good pweasuwe of his 
goodnyess, and t-the wowk of f-faith with powew: 1:12 That t-the nyame of ouw 
Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist may be gwowified in y-you, and ye in him, a-accowding to 
t-the gwace of ouw God and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

2:1 Nyow we b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, by t-the coming of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and by ouw gathewing togethew u-unto him, 2:2 That ye be nyot 
soon shaken in mind, ow be twoubwed, nyeithew by spiwit, (=`ω´=) n-nyow by wowd, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow by wettew as fwom u-us, as that t-the day of Chwist is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

2-2:3 Wet nyo man deceive you by any means: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that day shaww nyot come, 
except (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come a fawwing away fiwst, and that man of sin be 
weveawed, t-the son of pewdition; 2:4 Who opposeth and (´ ω `♡) e-exawteth himsewf 
a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is cawwed G-God, ow that is w-wowshipped; so that he as God 
sitteth in t-the tempwe of G-God, shewing himsewf that he is God. 

2-2:5 Wemembew ye nyot, that, when I w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet with y-you, I towd you these 
(o^▽^o) t-things? 2:6 And nyow ye knyow what withhowdeth that he m-might be 
weveawed in his ^w^ t-time. 

2-2:7 Fow t-the mystewy of i-inyiquity doth awweady wowk: onwy he who nyow 
wetteth wiww wet, untiw he be taken out of t-the way. 

2:8 And t-then shaww that Wicked be weveawed, whom t-the Wowd shaww 
consume with t-the spiwit of his mouth, and shaww d-destwoy with t-the 
bwightnyess of his coming: 2-2:9 Even him, whose coming is aftew t-the 
wowking of Satan with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww p-powew and signs and wying wondews, 2:10 And 
with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww d-deceivabwenyess of u-unwighteousnyess in t-them that pewish; 
because they weceived nyot t-the wove of t-the twuth, that they m-might be 
saved. 

2-2:11 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause God shaww send t-them stwong dewusion, that they 
shouwd bewieve a wie: 2:12 That they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-might be damnyed who bewieved 
nyot t-the twuth, but h-had pweasuwe in unwighteousnyess. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 But we awe b-bound to g-give thanks awway to God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen 
bewoved of t-the W-Wowd, because God hath fwom t-the beginnying chosen you to 
sawvation thwough sanctification of t-the Spiwit and bewief of t-the 
twuth: 2:14 ;;w;; W-Wheweunto he cawwed you by ouw gospew, to t-the obtainying of 
t-the gwowy of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

2:15 Thewefowe, bwethwen, stand fast, and h-howd t-the twaditions which ye 
have b-been taught, whethew by wowd, ow ouw epistwe. 

2:16 Nyow ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist himsewf, and G-God, even ouw Fathew, 
which hath woved u-us, and hath given us evewwasting consowation and 
g-good hope thwough gwace, 2:17 Comfowt youw heawts, and s-stabwish you in 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good wowd and wowk. 

3-3:1 Finyawwy, bwethwen, p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that t-the wowd of t-the Wowd may have 
fwee c-couwse, and be g-gwowified, even as it is with you: 3:2 And that we 
may be dewivewed fwom unweasonyabwe and wicked m-men: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men have 
nyot faith. 

3-3:3 But t-the Wowd is f-faithfuw, who shaww s-stabwish y-you, and keep you 
fwom \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

3:4 And we have confidence in t-the Wowd touching y-you, that ye both (^-^*)/ d-do 
and wiww (^-^*)/ d-do t-the things which we command you. 

3:5 And t-the Wowd (♡°▽°♡) d-diwect youw (x_x)V h-heawts into t-the wove of G-God, and into t-the 
patient waiting (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (T_T) C-Chwist. 

3-3:6 Nyow we command y-you, bwethwen, in t-the nyame of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that ye withdwaw youwsewves fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy b-bwothew that w-wawketh 
d-disowdewwy, and nyot aftew t-the twadition which he weceived of us. 

3:7 Fow youwsewves knyow how ye ought to fowwow us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we behaved nyot 
ouwsewves d-disowdewwy among you; 3:8 N-Nyeithew did we e-eat any man's bwead 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyought; but wwought with wabouw and twavaiw nyight and day, that we 
m-might nyot be c-chawgeabwe to any of you: 3-3:9 Nyot because we have nyot 
p-powew, but to make ouwsewves an ensampwe u-unto you to fowwow us. 

3:10 Fow even when we wewe with y-you, this we commanded y-you, that if 
any w-wouwd nyot wowk, nyeithew shouwd he eat. 

3:11 Fow we h-heaw that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe s-some which wawk among you d-disowdewwy, 
wowking nyot a-at a-aww, but awe busybodies. 

3:12 Nyow t-them that awe such we command and exhowt by ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, that with quietnyess they wowk, and e-eat theiw own bwead. 

3:13 But ye, bwethwen, be nyot weawy in w-weww doing. 

3:14 And if any man obey nyot ouw wowd by this epistwe, nyote that ^.^ m-man, 
and have nyo company with him, that he may be a-ashamed. 

3:15 Y-Yet count him nyot as an enyemy, but admonyish him as a bwothew. 

3:16 Nyow t-the Wowd of peace himsewf g-give you peace awways by (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww means. 
The Wowd be with you aww. 

3:17 The sawutation of Pauw with minye own hand, which is t-the token in 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy epistwe: so I w-wwite. 

3:18 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you aww. A-Amen. 




The Fiwst Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to Timothy 


1:1 Pauw, an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist by t-the commandment of God ouw 
Saviouw, and Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, which is ouw hope; 1:2 Unto T-Timothy, 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my own son in t-the faith: Gwace, m-mewcy, and p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew 
and ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Wowd. 

1:3 As I besought thee to abide stiww a-at E-Ephesus, when I went into 
M-Macedonyia, that t-thou mightest chawge s-some that they t-teach nyo othew 
doctwinye, 1:4 N-Nyeithew g-give heed to fabwes and endwess genyeawogies, 
which m-minyistew questions, wathew than g-godwy edifying which is in 
faith: so do. 

1:5 Nyow t-the end of t-the commandment is chawity out of a puwe heawt, and 
of a g-good conscience, and of f-faith unfeignyed: 1-1:6 Fwom which s-some 
h-having swewved have (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside u-unto vain jangwing; 1:7 Desiwing to 
be teachews of t-the waw; undewstanding nyeithew what they say, (=`ω´=) n-nyow 
wheweof they affiwm. 

1:8 But we knyow that t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is g-good, if a man use it w-wawfuwwy; 1-1:9 
Knyowing this, that t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw is nyot m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a wighteous ^.^ m-man, but (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the wawwess and disobedient, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ungodwy and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sinnyews, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
unhowy and pwofanye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow muwdewews of f-fathews and muwdewews of mothews, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow manswayews, 1:10 Fow whowemongews, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that defiwe themsewves 
with mankind, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mensteawews, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow w-wiaws, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow pewjuwed p-pewsons, and if 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any othew t-thing that is contwawy to s-sound doctwinye; 1:11 
Accowding to t-the gwowious gospew of t-the bwessed G-God, which w-was 
committed to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my twust. 

1:12 And I thank Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw W-Wowd, who hath enyabwed me, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that 
he c-counted m-me f-faithfuw, putting m-me into t-the minyistwy; 1:13 Who w-was 
befowe a bwasphemew, and a pewsecutow, and injuwious: but I obtainyed 
m-mewcy, because I did it i-ignyowantwy in u-unbewief. 

1:14 And t-the gwace of ouw Wowd w-was exceeding abundant with f-faith and 
wove which is in Chwist Jesus. 

1:15 This is a faithfuw s-saying, and wowthy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww acceptation, that 
Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus came into t-the wowwd to s-save sinnyews; of whom I am chief. 

1:16 Howbeit (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause I obtainyed m-mewcy, that in m-me fiwst ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
Chwist m-might s-shew fowth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww wongsuffewing, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a pattewn to t-them which 
shouwd heweaftew bewieve on him to wife evewwasting. 

1:17 Nyow u-unto t-the King etewnyaw, immowtaw, i-invisibwe, t-the onwy wise 
G-God, be honyouw and gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. 

1:18 This chawge I commit u-unto thee, son T-Timothy, a-accowding to t-the 
pwophecies which went befowe on thee, that t-thou by t-them mightest waw a 
g-good wawfawe; 1:19 Howding faith, and a g-good conscience; which s-some 
h-having put away c-concewnying f-faith have m-made shipwweck: 1:20 O-Of whom is 
H-Hymenyaeus and A-Awexandew; whom I have dewivewed u-unto Satan, that they 
may weawn nyot to o(>ω<)o b-bwaspheme. 

2:1 I exhowt thewefowe, that, fiwst of a-aww, suppwications, pwayews, 
intewcessions, and giving of thanks, be m-made (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men; 2:2 Fow 
kings, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in a-authowity; that we may wead a quiet and 
peaceabwe wife in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww godwinyess and honyesty. 

2-2:3 Fow this is g-good and acceptabwe in t-the sight of God ouw Saviouw; 
2:4 Who wiww have (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men to be saved, and to come u-unto t-the k-knyowwedge 
of t-the twuth. 

2-2:5 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye G-God, and onye mediatow b-between God and men, t-the 
man Chwist Jesus; 2:6 Who gave himsewf a wansom (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a-aww, to be 
testified in d-due ^w^ t-time. 

2-2:7 ;;w;; W-Wheweunto I am o-owdainyed a p-pweachew, and an apostwe, (I speak t-the 
twuth in (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and w-wie nyot;) a teachew of t-the G-Gentiwes in f-faith and 
vewity. 

2:8 I wiww thewefowe that men p-pway {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy whewe, wifting up h-howy hands, 
without wwath and doubting. 

2-2:9 In w-wike m-mannyew awso, that w-women adown themsewves in modest 
appawew, with shamefacednyess and sobwiety; nyot with bwoided haiw, ow 
gowd, ow (o^ ^o)/ p-peawws, ow (o^ ^o) *looks away* c-costwy a-awway; 2:10 But (-(which becometh w-women 
p-pwofessing godwinyess) with g-good wowks. 

2-2:11 Wet t-the woman weawn in siwence with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww subjection. 

2:12 But I s-suffew nyot a woman to teach, (=`ω´=) n-nyow to usuwp a-authowity o-ovew 
t-the ^.^ m-man, but to be in (╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-siwence. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Fow Adam w-was fiwst fowmed, t-then Eve. 

2:14 And Adam w-was nyot d-deceived, but t-the woman being d-deceived w-was in 
t-the twansgwession. 

2:15 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding she shaww be saved in chiwdbeawing, if they 
continyue in f-faith and chawity and howinyess with sobwiety. 

3-3:1 This is a twue s-saying, If a man d-desiwe t-the ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office of a bishop, he 
desiweth a g-good wowk. 

3:2 A-A bishop t-then (* ^ ω ^) m-must be bwamewess, t-the h-husband of onye wife, 
vigiwant, sobew, of g-good behaviouw, given to h-hospitawity, a-apt to 
teach; 3-3:3 Nyot given to winye, nyo s-stwikew, nyot gweedy of fiwthy wucwe; 
but patient, nyot a (╬ Ò﹏Ó) b-bwawwew, nyot covetous; 3:4 Onye that wuweth w-weww his 
own h-house, h-having his chiwdwen in s-subjection with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww (╯✧▽✧)╯ g-gwavity; 3:5 
(Fow if a man knyow nyot how to w-wuwe his own h-house, how shaww he o(>ω<)o t-take 
cawe of t-the chuwch of God?) 3-3:6 Nyot a n-nyovice, west being w-wifted up 
with pwide he faww into t-the condemnyation of t-the deviw. 

3:7 Moweovew he (* ^ ω ^) m-must have a g-good wepowt of t-them which awe without; 
west he faww into wepwoach and t-the snyawe of t-the deviw. 

3:8 Wikewise (* ^ ω ^) m-must t-the deacons be gwave, nyot d-doubwetongued, nyot given 
to m-much winye, nyot gweedy of fiwthy wucwe; 3-3:9 Howding t-the mystewy of 
t-the f-faith in a puwe conscience. 

3:10 And wet these awso fiwst be pwoved; t-then wet t-them use t-the ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office 
of a d-deacon, being f-found bwamewess. 

3:11 Even so (* ^ ω ^) m-must theiw wives be gwave, nyot swandewews, sobew, 
faithfuw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

3:12 Wet t-the deacons be t-the husbands of onye wife, wuwing theiw 
chiwdwen and theiw own houses weww. 

3:13 Fow they that have used t-the ^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office of a deacon w-weww puwchase to 
themsewves a g-good degwee, and gweat b-bowdnyess in t-the f-faith which is in 
Chwist Jesus. 

3:14 These things wwite I u-unto thee, hoping to come u-unto thee showtwy: 
3:15 But if I tawwy w-wong, that t-thou mayest knyow how t-thou o-oughtest to 
behave t-thysewf in t-the house of G-God, which is t-the chuwch of t-the wiving 
G-God, t-the piwwaw and (^-^*)/ *hugs tightly* g-gwound of t-the twuth. 

3:16 And without contwovewsy gweat is t-the mystewy of godwinyess: God 
w-was manyifest in t-the f-fwesh, j-justified in t-the S-Spiwit, s-seen of a-angews, 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto t-the G-Gentiwes, bewieved on in t-the wowwd, weceived up into 
gwowy. 

4:1 Nyow t-the Spiwit s-speaketh expwesswy, that in t-the wattew times s-some 
shaww depawt fwom t-the faith, giving heed to seducing s-spiwits, and 
doctwinyes of deviws; 4-4:2 Speaking wies in hypocwisy; h-having theiw 
conscience seawed with a hot iwon; 4:3 Fowbidding to mawwy, and 
c-commanding to abstain fwom meats, which God hath cweated to be 
weceived with thanksgiving of t-them which bewieve and knyow t-the twuth. 

4-4:4 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cweatuwe of God is g-good, and nyothing to be w-wefused, if 
it be weceived with thanksgiving: 4-4:5 Fow it is sanctified by t-the wowd 
of God and p-pwayew. 

4:6 If t-thou put t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen in w-wemembwance of these things, t-thou 
shawt be a g-good m-minyistew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, n-nyouwished up in t-the w-wowds of 
f-faith and of g-good doctwinye, wheweunto t-thou hast attainyed. 

4:7 But wefuse pwofanye and o-owd wives' fabwes, and exewcise t-thysewf 
wathew u-unto godwinyess. 

4-4:8 Fow b-bodiwy exewcise pwofiteth o(>ω<)o w-wittwe: but godwinyess is pwofitabwe 
u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, h-having pwomise of t-the wife that nyow is, and of that 
which is to come. 

4:9 This is a faithfuw saying and wowthy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww acceptation. 

4:10 Fow thewefowe we both wabouw and s-suffew wepwoach, because we 
t-twust in t-the wiving G-God, who is t-the x3 *screams* S-Saviouw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, speciawwy of 
those that bewieve. 

4:11 These things command and teach. 

4:12 Wet nyo man despise thy youth; but be t-thou an e-exampwe of t-the 
:33 b-bewievews, in wowd, in c-convewsation, in chawity, in spiwit, in faith, 
in puwity. 

4:13 Tiww I come, g-give attendance to weading, to exhowtation, to 
doctwinye. 

4:14 Nyegwect nyot t-the gift that is in thee, which w-was given thee by 
pwophecy, with t-the waying on of t-the h-hands of t-the pwesbytewy. 

4:15 Meditate upon these things; g-give t-thysewf whowwy to t-them; that thy 
pwofiting may appeaw to aww. 

4:16 Take heed u-unto xDD t-thysewf, and u-unto t-the doctwinye; continyue in (=`ω´=) t-them: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in doing this t-thou shawt both s-save xDD t-thysewf, and t-them that h-heaw 
thee. 

5:1 Webuke nyot an ewdew, but intweat him as a f-fathew; and t-the youngew 
men as bwethwen; 5-5:2 The ewdew w-women as mothews; t-the youngew as 
sistews, with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww puwity. 

5:3 Honyouw widows that awe widows indeed. 

5:4 But if any widow have chiwdwen ow nyephews, wet t-them weawn fiwst to 
s-shew piety a-at home, and to wequite theiw pawents: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is g-good and 
acceptabwe befowe God. 

5:5 Nyow she that is a widow indeed, and d-desowate, t-twusteth in G-God, and 
continyueth in suppwications and pwayews nyight and d-day. 

5:6 But she that wiveth in pweasuwe is dead whiwe she w-wiveth. 

5:7 And these things g-give in c-chawge, that they may be bwamewess. 

5:8 But if any pwovide nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own, and speciawwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow those of his 
own h-house, he hath denyied t-the faith, and is wowse than an ＼(≧▽≦)／ i-infidew. 

5:9 Wet nyot a widow be taken into t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew undew (o_O)! t-thweescowe yeaws 
o-owd, h-having b-been t-the wife of onye m-man. 

5:10 Weww wepowted of (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow g-good wowks; if she have b-bwought up c-chiwdwen, 
if she have wodged stwangews, if she have washed t-the saints' feet, if 
she have wewieved t-the a-affwicted, if she have diwigentwy f-fowwowed {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
g-good wowk. 

5:11 But t-the youngew widows w-wefuse: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow when they have begun to wax 
w-wanton against (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, they wiww mawwy; 5:12 ^w^ *screams* H-Having damnyation, because 
they have cast off theiw fiwst faith. 

5-5:13 And withaw they weawn to be idwe, wandewing about fwom house to 
h-house; and nyot onwy idwe, but t-tattwews awso and b-busybodies, speaking 
things which they ought n-nyot. 

5:14 I wiww thewefowe that t-the youngew w-women mawwy, beaw c-chiwdwen, 
guide t-the h-house, g-give nyonye occasion to t-the a-advewsawy to speak 
wepwoachfuwwy. 

5:15 Fow s-some awe awweady (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed aside aftew Satan. 

5:16 If any man ow woman that b-bewieveth have w-widows, wet t-them wewieve 
t-them, and wet nyot t-the chuwch be c-chawged; that it may wewieve t-them that 
awe widows indeed. 

5:17 Wet t-the ewdews that w-wuwe w-weww be c-counted wowthy of d-doubwe honyouw, 
especiawwy they who wabouw in t-the wowd and doctwinye. 

5:18 Fow t-the scwiptuwe saith, T-Thou shawt nyot muzzwe t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) o-ox that 
tweadeth out t-the cown. And, The wabouwew is wowthy of his wewawd. 

5:19 Against an ewdew weceive nyot an a-accusation, but befowe two ow 
thwee witnyesses. 

5:20 Them that sin webuke befowe a-aww, that othews awso may feaw. 

5:21 I chawge thee befowe G-God, and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and t-the 
ewect a-angews, that t-thou o-obsewve these things without pwefewwing onye 
befowe anyothew, doing nyothing by p-pawtiawity. 

5:22 Way h-hands suddenwy on nyo ^.^ m-man, nyeithew be p-pawtakew of othew men's 
(*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: keep t-thysewf (o-_-o) p-puwe. 

5:23 Dwink nyo wongew watew, but use a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe winye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy stomach's 
sake and thinye often infiwmities. 

5-5:24 Some men's s-sins awe open befowehand, g-going befowe to judgment; 
and s-some men they fowwow a-aftew. 

5:25 Wikewise awso t-the g-good wowks of s-some awe manyifest (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-befowehand; and 
they that awe o-othewwise c-cannyot be h-hid. 

6-6:1 Wet as many (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants as awe undew t-the ＼(≧▽≦)／ y-yoke count theiw own mastews 
wowthy of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww honyouw, that t-the nyame of God and his doctwinye be nyot 
bwasphemed. 

6:2 And they that have b-bewieving mastews, wet t-them nyot despise t-them, 
because they awe bwethwen; but wathew (^-^*)/ d-do t-them sewvice, because they 
awe faithfuw and bewoved, pawtakews of t-the benyefit. These things t-teach 
and exhowt. 

6:3 If any man t-teach othewwise, and consent nyot to w-whowesome wowds, 
even t-the w-wowds of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and to t-the doctwinye which is 
a-accowding to godwinyess; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 He is pwoud, knyowing nyothing, but doting 
about q-questions and stwifes of wowds, wheweof cometh envy, stwife, 
waiwings, eviw suwmisings, 6:5 Pewvewse (￣ω￣) *sweats* d-disputings of men of cowwupt 
minds, and destitute of t-the twuth, supposing that gain is godwinyess: 
fwom such withdwaw thysewf. 

6:6 But godwinyess with contentment is gweat gain. 

6:7 Fow we b-bwought nyothing into this wowwd, and it is c-cewtain we c-can 
cawwy nyothing ＼(≧▽≦)／ o-out. 

6:8 And h-having food and waiment wet us be thewewith content. 

6:9 But they that wiww be wich faww into t-temptation and a snyawe, and 
into many foowish and huwtfuw wusts, which dwown men in destwuction 
and pewdition. 

6:10 Fow t-the wove of monyey is t-the woot of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eviw: which whiwe s-some 
coveted aftew, they have ewwed fwom t-the faith, and piewced themsewves 
thwough with many s-sowwows. 

6:11 But thou, O-O man of G-God, fwee these things; and fowwow aftew 
wighteousnyess, godwinyess, faith, wove, p-patience, meeknyess. 

6:12 Fight t-the g-good fight of faith, way h-howd on etewnyaw w-wife, 
wheweunto t-thou awt awso cawwed, and hast pwofessed a g-good pwofession 
befowe many witnyesses. 

6:13 I g-give thee chawge in t-the sight of G-God, who quickenyeth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things, and befowe Chwist Jesus, who befowe P-Pontius Piwate witnyessed a 
g-good confession; 6:14 That t-thou keep this commandment without |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, 
unwebukabwe, untiw t-the appeawing of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 6:15 W-Which 
in his times he shaww shew, who is t-the bwessed and onwy Potentate, t-the 
King of kings, and Wowd of wowds; (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 Who onwy hath immowtawity, 
dwewwing in t-the wight which nyo man c-can appwoach u-unto; whom nyo man hath 
seen, (=`ω´=) n-nyow c-can see: to whom be honyouw and p-powew evewwasting. A-Amen. 

6-6:17 Chawge t-them that awe wich in this wowwd, that they be nyot 
highminded, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-twust in u-uncewtain wiches, but in t-the wiving G-God, who 
giveth us wichwy (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things to enjoy; 6:18 That they (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, that 
they be wich in g-good wowks, weady to distwibute, wiwwing to 
c-communyicate; (＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 Waying up in stowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow themsewves a g-good f-foundation 
against t-the time to come, that they may way h-howd on etewnyaw wife. 

6:20 O-O T-Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy twust, avoiding 
pwofanye and vain (-_-) b-babbwings, and oppositions of science fawsewy so 
(>_<) c-cawwed: 6:21 W-Which s-some p-pwofessing have ewwed c-concewnying t-the faith. 
Gwace be with thee. A-Amen. 




The S-Second Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to Timothy 


1:1 Pauw, an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist by t-the wiww of G-God, a-accowding to 
t-the pwomise of wife which is in Chwist Jesus, 1:2 To T-Timothy, 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my deawwy bewoved son: Gwace, m-mewcy, and p-peace, fwom God t-the Fathew 
and Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw Wowd. 

1:3 I thank G-God, whom I sewve fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ f-fowefathews with puwe 
conscience, that without ceasing I have w-wemembwance of thee in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
pwayews nyight and >_> d-day; 1:4 G-Gweatwy desiwing to s-see thee, being mindfuw 
of thy teaws, that I may be fiwwed with j-joy; 1:5 When I caww to 
w-wemembwance t-the unfeignyed f-faith that is in thee, which d-dwewt fiwst in 
thy gwandmothew (/ =ω=)/ W-Wois, and thy mothew Eunyice; and I am pewsuaded that 
in thee awso. 

1-1:6 Whewefowe I put thee in w-wemembwance that t-thou stiw up t-the gift of 
G-God, which is in thee by t-the putting on of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my hands. 

1:7 Fow God hath nyot given us t-the spiwit of feaw; but of p-powew, and of 
wove, and of a s-sound mind. 

1:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot t-thou thewefowe a-ashamed of t-the t-testimony of ouw W-Wowd, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of 
m-me his pwisonyew: but be t-thou p-pawtakew of t-the a-affwictions of t-the gospew 
a-accowding to t-the p-powew of God; 1-1:9 Who hath saved u-us, and cawwed us 
with an h-howy cawwing, nyot a-accowding to ouw wowks, but a-accowding to his 
own puwpose and gwace, which w-was given us in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus befowe t-the 
wowwd began, 1:10 But is nyow m-made manyifest by t-the appeawing of ouw 
x3 *screams* S-Saviouw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who hath a-abowished d-death, and hath b-bwought wife 
and (T_T) i-immowtawity to wight thwough t-the gospew: 1:11 ;;w;; W-Wheweunto I am 
appointed a p-pweachew, and an apostwe, and a teachew of t-the Gentiwes. 

1:12 Fow t-the which c-cause I awso s-suffew these things: nyevewthewess I am 
nyot ashamed: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I knyow whom I have bewieved, and am pewsuaded that he 
is abwe to keep that which I have committed u-unto him against that d-day. 

1:13 Howd fast t-the f-fowm of s-sound wowds, which t-thou hast heawd of me, 
in f-faith and wove which is in Chwist Jesus. 

1:14 That g-good t-thing which w-was committed u-unto thee keep by t-the Howy 
Ghost which d-dwewweth in us. 

1:15 This t-thou k-knyowest, that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they which awe in Asia be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed away 
fwom m-me; of whom awe Phygewwus and H-Hewmogenyes. 

1:16 The Wowd g-give (´-ω-`) m-mewcy u-unto t-the house of Onyesiphowus; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he oft 
wefweshed me, and w-was nyot a-ashamed of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chain: 1:17 B-But, when he w-was 
in Wome, he sought m-me out vewy diwigentwy, and f-found me. 

1:18 The Wowd gwant u-unto him that he may f-find (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of t-the Wowd in 
that day: and in how many things he minyistewed u-unto m-me a-at E-Ephesus, 
t-thou k-knyowest vewy weww. 

2:1 T-Thou thewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son, be stwong in t-the gwace that is in Chwist 
Jesus. 

2:2 And t-the things that t-thou hast heawd of m-me among many witnyesses, 
t-the same commit t-thou to faithfuw men, who shaww be abwe to t-teach 
othews awso. 

2-2:3 T-Thou thewefowe e-enduwe hawdnyess, as a g-good sowdiew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

2:4 N-Nyo man that wawweth e-entangweth himsewf with t-the affaiws of this 
wife; that he may pwease him who hath chosen him to be a sowdiew. 

2-2:5 And if a man awso stwive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow mastewies, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is he nyot cwownyed, 
except he stwive wawfuwwy. 

2:6 The husbandman that wabouweth (* ^ ω ^) m-must be fiwst p-pawtakew of t-the 
fwuits. 

2-2:7 Considew what I say; and t-the Wowd g-give thee undewstanding in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things. 

2:8 Wemembew that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist of t-the seed of David w-was waised fwom 
t-the dead a-accowding to o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my gospew: 2-2:9 Whewein I s-suffew twoubwe, as an 
eviw doew, even u-unto bonds; but t-the wowd of God is nyot bound. 

2:10 Thewefowe I e-enduwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewect's sakes, that they 
may awso obtain t-the sawvation which is in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus with etewnyaw 
gwowy. 

2-2:11 I-It is a faithfuw saying: Fow if we be dead with him, we shaww 
awso wive with him: 2:12 If we suffew, we shaww awso weign with him: 
if we deny him, he awso wiww deny us: (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 If we bewieve nyot, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet he 
abideth faithfuw: he c-cannyot deny himsewf. 

2:14 O-Of these things put t-them in w-wemembwance, c-chawging t-them befowe t-the 
Wowd that they stwive nyot about w-wowds to nyo pwofit, but to t-the 
subvewting of t-the (*°▽°*) h-heawews. 

2:15 Study to s-shew t-thysewf a-appwoved u-unto G-God, a w-wowkman that nyeedeth 
nyot to be a-ashamed, wightwy dividing t-the wowd of twuth. 

2:16 But shun pwofanye and vain babbwings: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they wiww incwease u-unto 
mowe ungodwinyess. 

2:17 And theiw wowd wiww e-eat as doth a c-cankew: of whom is H-Hymenyaeus 
and Phiwetus; 2:18 Who c-concewnying t-the twuth have ewwed, saying that 
t-the wesuwwection is past awweady; and ovewthwow t-the f-faith of some. 

2:19 Nyevewthewess t-the f-foundation of God standeth suwe, h-having this 
seaw, The Wowd k-knyoweth t-them that awe his. And, Wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that 
n-nyameth t-the nyame of Chwist depawt fwom inyiquity. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 But in a gweat house (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe nyot onwy vessews of gowd and of 
s-siwvew, but awso of w-wood and of eawth; and s-some to honyouw, and s-some to 
dishonyouw. 

2:21 If a man thewefowe puwge himsewf fwom these, he shaww be a vessew 
u-unto honyouw, s-sanctified, and meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the mastew's use, and pwepawed 
u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good wowk. 

2:22 Fwee awso youthfuw wusts: but fowwow wighteousnyess, faith, 
chawity, p-peace, with t-them that caww on t-the Wowd out of a puwe heawt. 

2:23 But foowish and unweawnyed q-questions avoid, knyowing that they (^-^*)/ d-do 
gendew stwifes. 

2:24 And t-the sewvant of t-the Wowd (* ^ ω ^) m-must nyot stwive; but be gentwe u-unto 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, a-apt to teach, patient, 2:25 In meeknyess instwucting those 
that oppose themsewves; if God pewadventuwe wiww g-give t-them wepentance 
to t-the acknyowwedging of t-the t-twuth; 2:26 And that they may wecovew 
themsewves out of t-the snyawe of t-the deviw, who awe taken captive by him 
a-at his wiww. 

3-3:1 This knyow awso, that in t-the wast days pewiwous times shaww come. 

3:2 Fow men shaww be wovews of theiw own sewves, c-covetous, boastews, 
pwoud, bwasphemews, disobedient to pawents, u-unthankfuw, unhowy, 3-3:3 
Without n-nyatuwaw a-affection, twucebweakews, f-fawse accusews, incontinyent, 
f-fiewce, despisews of those that awe g-good, 3:4 T-Twaitows, heady, 
highminded, wovews of pweasuwes mowe than wovews of God; 3:5 ^w^ *screams* H-Having a 
f-fowm of godwinyess, but denying t-the p-powew theweof: fwom such tuwn away. 

3-3:6 Fow of this sowt awe they which cweep into houses, and wead 
captive siwwy w-women waden with sins, w-wed away with divews wusts, 3:7 
Evew w-weawnying, and nyevew abwe to come to t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the twuth. 

3:8 Nyow as ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ J-Jannyes and J-Jambwes withstood Moses, so (^-^*)/ d-do these awso w-wesist 
t-the twuth: men of cowwupt minds, wepwobate c-concewnying t-the faith. 

3-3:9 But they shaww pwoceed nyo f-fuwthew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw fowwy shaww be 
manyifest u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, as theiw's awso was. 

3:10 But t-thou hast fuwwy knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my doctwinye, m-mannyew of w-wife, puwpose, 
faith, wongsuffewing, chawity, p-patience, 3:11 Pewsecutions, 
affwictions, which came u-unto m-me a-at Antioch, a-at Iconyium, a-at Wystwa; 
what pewsecutions I e-enduwed: but out of t-them (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the Wowd dewivewed 
me. 

3:12 Yea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wiww wive g-godwy in Chwist ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus shaww s-suffew 
p-pewsecution. 

3:13 But eviw men and seducews shaww wax wowse and wowse, deceiving, 
and being deceived. 

3:14 But continyue t-thou in t-the things which t-thou hast (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed and hast 
b-been assuwed of, knyowing of whom t-thou hast (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed t-them; 3:15 And that 
fwom a c-chiwd t-thou hast knyown t-the h-howy scwiptuwes, which awe abwe to 
make thee wise u-unto sawvation thwough f-faith which is in Chwist Jesus. 

3:16 Aww scwiptuwe is given by inspiwation of G-God, and is pwofitabwe 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow doctwinye, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wepwoof, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow cowwection, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow instwuction in 
wighteousnyess: 3:17 That t-the man of God may be p-pewfect, thwoughwy 
fuwnyished u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-good wowks. 

4:1 I chawge thee thewefowe befowe G-God, and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who 
shaww j-judge t-the quick and t-the dead a-at his appeawing and his kingdom; 
4-4:2 Pweach t-the wowd; be instant in season, out of season; wepwove, 
webuke, exhowt with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wongsuffewing and doctwinye. 

4:3 Fow t-the time wiww come when they wiww nyot e-enduwe s-sound doctwinye; 
but aftew theiw own wusts shaww they heap to themsewves teachews, 
h-having itching eaws; 4-4:4 And they shaww tuwn away theiw eaws fwom t-the 
twuth, and shaww be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed u-unto fabwes. 

4-4:5 But watch t-thou in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, e-enduwe affwictions, (^-^*)/ d-do t-the wowk of 
an evangewist, make f-fuww p-pwoof of thy minyistwy. 

4:6 Fow I am nyow weady to be offewed, and t-the time of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my depawtuwe is 
a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

4:7 I have fought a g-good f-fight, I have finyished o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-couwse, I have kept 
t-the faith: 4-4:8 Hencefowth (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is w-waid up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me a cwown of 
wighteousnyess, which t-the W-Wowd, t-the wighteous judge, shaww g-give m-me a-at 
that day: and nyot to m-me onwy, but u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them awso that wove his 
appeawing. 

4:9 Do thy diwigence to come showtwy u-unto me: 4:10 Fow Demas hath 
fowsaken me, h-having woved this pwesent wowwd, and is depawted u-unto 
Thessawonyica; Cwescens to G-Gawatia, Titus u-unto Dawmatia. 

4:11 Onwy Wuke is with me. Take Mawk, and bwing him with t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
is pwofitabwe to m-me (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the minyistwy. 

4:12 And T-Tychicus have I sent to Ephesus. 

4:13 The c-cwoke that I weft a-at T-Twoas with C-Cawpus, when t-thou comest, 
bwing with thee, and t-the books, but especiawwy t-the pawchments. 

4:14 A-Awexandew t-the c-coppewsmith did m-me m-much eviw: t-the Wowd wewawd him 
a-accowding to his wowks: 4:15 O-Of whom be t-thou wawe awso; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath 
gweatwy withstood ouw wowds. 

4:16 {{ (>_<) }} A-At o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fiwst answew nyo man s-stood with me, but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men fowsook me: 
I p-pway God that it may nyot be w-waid to theiw chawge. 

4:17 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding t-the Wowd s-stood with me, and stwengthenyed m-me; that 
by m-me t-the pweaching m-might be fuwwy (≧◡≦) k-knyown, and that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the G-Gentiwes 
m-might heaw: and I w-was dewivewed out of t-the mouth of t-the wion. 

4-4:18 And t-the Wowd shaww d-dewivew m-me fwom {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy eviw wowk, and wiww 
pwesewve m-me u-unto his heavenwy (--_--) *pokes you* k-kingdom: to whom be gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and 
evew. A-Amen. 

4:19 S-Sawute Pwisca and A-Aquiwa, and t-the (o-_-o) h-househowd of Onyesiphowus. 

4:20 Ewastus abode a-at Cowinth: but Twophimus have I weft a-at M-Miwetum 
s-sick. 

4:21 Do thy diwigence to come befowe wintew. Eubuwus gweeteth thee, 
and Pudens, and Winyus, and Cwaudia, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the bwethwen. 

4:22 The Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with thy spiwit. Gwace be with you. 
A-Amen. 




The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to Titus 


1:1 Pauw, a sewvant of G-God, and an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, a-accowding 
to t-the f-faith of God's ewect, and t-the acknyowwedging of t-the twuth which 
is aftew godwinyess; 1:2 In hope of etewnyaw w-wife, which G-God, that 
c-cannyot wie, pwomised befowe t-the wowwd began; 1:3 But hath in d-due times 
m-manyifested his wowd thwough pweaching, which is committed u-unto m-me 
a-accowding to t-the commandment of God ouw Saviouw; 1:4 To (⌒ω⌒) T-Titus, minye 
own son aftew t-the common faith: Gwace, m-mewcy, and p-peace, fwom God t-the 
Fathew and t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw S-Saviouw. 

1:5 Fow this c-cause weft I thee in Cwete, that t-thou shouwdest s-set in 
owdew t-the things that awe wanting, and owdain ewdews in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy city, as 
I h-had appointed t-thee: 1-1:6 If any be bwamewess, t-the h-husband of onye 
wife, h-having faithfuw chiwdwen nyot a-accused of (　･ω･)☞ w-wiot ow u-unwuwy. 

1:7 Fow a bishop (* ^ ω ^) m-must be bwamewess, as t-the stewawd of God; nyot 
s-sewfwiwwed, nyot soon angwy, nyot given to winye, nyo s-stwikew, nyot given 
to fiwthy wucwe; 1:8 But a w-wovew of h-hospitawity, a w-wovew of g-good men, 
sobew, just, howy, tempewate; 1-1:9 Howding fast t-the faithfuw wowd as he 
hath b-been taught, that he may be abwe by s-sound doctwinye both to exhowt 
and to c-convince t-the gainsayews. 

1:10 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe many unwuwy and vain tawkews and deceivews, 
speciawwy they of t-the ciwcumcision: 1:11 Whose mouths (* ^ ω ^) m-must be stopped, 
who subvewt w-whowe houses, teaching things which they ought nyot, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
fiwthy wucwe's sake. 

1:12 Onye of themsewves, even a pwophet of theiw own, said, The 
Cwetians awe awway w-wiaws, eviw beasts, swow b-bewwies. 

1:13 This witnyess is twue. Whewefowe webuke t-them shawpwy, that they 
may be s-sound in t-the faith; 1:14 Nyot giving heed to Jewish fabwes, and 
c-commandments of men, that tuwn fwom t-the twuth. 

1:15 Unto t-the puwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe o(≧▽≦)o p-puwe: but u-unto t-them that awe defiwed 
and unbewieving is nyothing puwe; but even theiw mind and conscience is 
defiwed. 

1:16 They pwofess that they knyow God; but in wowks they deny him, 
being abominyabwe, and disobedient, and u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good wowk wepwobate. 

2:1 But speak t-thou t-the things which become s-sound doctwinye: 2:2 That 
t-the a-aged men be sobew, gwave, tempewate, s-sound in faith, in chawity, 
in p-patience. 

2-2:3 The a-aged w-women (　･ω･)☞ w-wikewise, that they be in behaviouw as becometh 
howinyess, nyot f-fawse accusews, nyot given to m-much winye, teachews of g-good 
things; 2:4 That they may t-teach t-the young w-women to be sobew, to wove 
theiw h-husbands, to wove theiw c-chiwdwen, 2-2:5 To be discweet, chaste, 
keepews a-at home, g-good, xDD o-obedient to theiw own h-husbands, that t-the wowd 
of God be nyot bwasphemed. 

2:6 Young men wikewise exhowt to be sobew minded. 

2-2:7 In (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things shewing t-thysewf a pattewn of g-good wowks: in doctwinye 
shewing uncowwuptnyess, gwavity, s-sincewity, 2:8 Sound s-speech, that 
c-cannyot be c-condemnyed; that he that is of t-the contwawy pawt may be 
a-ashamed, h-having nyo eviw t-thing to say of you. 

2-2:9 (♡°▽°♡) E-Exhowt (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to be xDD o-obedient u-unto theiw own mastews, and to 
pwease t-them w-weww in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; nyot answewing a-again; 2:10 Nyot 
puwwoinying, but shewing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-good fidewity; that they may adown t-the 
doctwinye of God ouw x3 *screams* S-Saviouw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

2-2:11 Fow t-the gwace of God that bwingeth sawvation hath appeawed to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
men, 2:12 Teaching us that, denying ungodwinyess and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* w-wowwdwy wusts, we 
shouwd wive sobewwy, w-wighteouswy, and g-godwy, in this pwesent wowwd; 
(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 xDD W-Wooking (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that bwessed hope, and t-the gwowious appeawing of t-the 
gweat God and ouw x3 *screams* S-Saviouw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; 2:14 Who gave himsewf (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, 
that he m-might wedeem us fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww inyiquity, and puwify u-unto himsewf a 
pecuwiaw p-peopwe, z-zeawous of g-good wowks. 

2:15 These things speak, and exhowt, and webuke with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww authowity. 
Wet nyo man despise thee. 

3-3:1 Put t-them in mind to be subject to p-pwincipawities and powews, to 
obey magistwates, to be weady to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good wowk, 3:2 To speak eviw of 
nyo ^.^ m-man, to be nyo bwawwews, but gentwe, shewing (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww meeknyess u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
m-men. 

3-3:3 Fow we ouwsewves awso wewe sometimes foowish, disobedient, 
d-deceived, sewving divews wusts and p-pweasuwes, wiving in (T_T) m-mawice and 
envy, h-hatefuw, and hating onye anyothew. 

3:4 But aftew that t-the k-kindnyess and wove of God ouw x3 *screams* S-Saviouw towawd man 
appeawed, 3:5 Nyot by wowks of wighteousnyess which we have donye, but 
a-accowding to his (´-ω-`) m-mewcy he saved u-us, by t-the washing of wegenyewation, 
and wenyewing of t-the Howy G-Ghost; 3-3:6 W-Which he shed on us abundantwy 
thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist ouw Saviouw; 3:7 That being j-justified by his 
gwace, we shouwd be m-made heiws a-accowding to t-the hope of etewnyaw wife. 

3:8 This is a faithfuw s-saying, and these things I wiww that t-thou 
a-affiwm constantwy, that they which have bewieved in God m-might be 
cawefuw to maintain g-good wowks. These things awe g-good and pwofitabwe 
u-unto m-men. 

3-3:9 But avoid foowish questions, and genyeawogies, and (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) c-contentions, and 
stwivings about t-the waw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe unpwofitabwe and vain. 

3:10 A-A man that is an hewetick aftew t-the fiwst and second a-admonyition 
w-weject; 3:11 Knyowing that he that is such is subvewted, and sinnyeth, 
being condemnyed of himsewf. 

3:12 When I shaww send Awtemas u-unto thee, ow Tychicus, be d-diwigent to 
come u-unto m-me to Nyicopowis: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have detewminyed (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe to wintew. 

3:13 Bwing Zenyas t-the >w< *moans* w-wawyew and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Apowwos on theiw jouwnyey diwigentwy, 
that nyothing be wanting u-unto them. 

3:14 And wet ouw's awso weawn to maintain g-good wowks (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyecessawy 
u-uses, that they be nyot u-unfwuitfuw. 

3:15 Aww that awe with m-me sawute thee. Gweet t-them that wove us in t-the 
faith. Gwace be with you aww. A-Amen. 




The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to Phiwemon 


1:1 Pauw, a pwisonyew of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and Timothy ouw bwothew, u-unto 
Phiwemon ouw deawwy bewoved, and f-fewwowwabouwew, 1:2 And to ouw 
bewoved Apphia, and Awchippus ouw fewwowsowdiew, and to t-the chuwch in 
thy house: 1:3 Gwace to y-you, and p-peace, fwom God ouw Fathew and t-the 
Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:4 I thank o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, making mention of thee awways in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my pwayews, 1:5 
Heawing of thy wove and faith, which t-thou hast towawd t-the Wowd Jesus, 
and towawd (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww s-saints; 1-1:6 That t-the communyication of thy f-faith may 
become effectuaw by t-the acknyowwedging of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good t-thing which is in 
you in Chwist Jesus. 

1:7 Fow we have gweat joy and consowation in thy wove, because t-the 
b-bowews of t-the saints awe wefweshed by thee, bwothew. 

1:8 Whewefowe, t-though I m-might be m-much bowd in Chwist to enjoin thee 
that which is convenyient, 1-1:9 Y-Yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wove's sake I wathew b-beseech 
thee, being such an onye as Pauw t-the aged, and nyow awso a pwisonyew of 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:10 I b-beseech thee (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my son O-Onyesimus, whom I have begotten in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bonds: 1:11 W-Which in time past w-was to thee unpwofitabwe, but nyow 
pwofitabwe to thee and to me: 1:12 Whom I have sent ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: t-thou 
thewefowe weceive him, that is, minye own bowews: 1:13 Whom I w-wouwd 
have w-wetainyed with me, that in thy stead he m-might have minyistewed u-unto 
m-me in t-the bonds of t-the gospew: 1:14 But without thy mind w-wouwd I (^-^*)/ d-do 
nyothing; that thy b-benyefit shouwd nyot be as it wewe of nyecessity, but 
wiwwingwy. 

1:15 Fow pewhaps he thewefowe depawted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a season, that t-thou 
shouwdest weceive him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ⊂(･ω･*⊂) e-evew; 1:16 Nyot nyow as a s-sewvant, but a-above a 
s-sewvant, a b-bwothew bewoved, speciawwy to me, but how m-much mowe u-unto 
thee, both in t-the f-fwesh, and in t-the Wowd? 1:17 If t-thou count m-me 
thewefowe a (*≧ω≦*) *teleports behind you* p-pawtnyew, weceive him as mysewf. 

1:18 If he hath wwonged thee, ow o-oweth thee ought, put that on minye 
account; 1:19 I Pauw have wwitten it with minye own hand, I wiww wepay 
i-it: a-awbeit I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot say to thee how t-thou owest u-unto m-me even thinye own 
sewf besides. 

1:20 Yea, bwothew, wet m-me have joy of thee in t-the Wowd: wefwesh o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
b-bowews in t-the Wowd. 

1-1:21 ^w^ *screams* H-Having confidence in thy obedience I wwote u-unto thee, knyowing 
that t-thou wiwt awso (^-^*)/ d-do mowe than I say. 

1:22 But withaw p-pwepawe m-me awso a w-wodging: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I t-twust that thwough 
youw pwayews I shaww be given u-unto you. 

1:23 Thewe sawute thee E-Epaphwas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my fewwowpwisonyew in Chwist Jesus; 
1-1:24 Mawcus, Awistawchus, Demas, W-Wucas, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-fewwowwabouwews. 

1:25 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with youw spiwit. A-Amen. 




The Epistwe of Pauw t-the Apostwe to t-the Hebwews 


1:1 G-God, who a-at sundwy times and in divews mannyews spake in time past 
u-unto t-the f-fathews by t-the pwophets, 1:2 Hath in these wast days spoken 
u-unto us by his Son, whom he hath appointed h-heiw of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, by whom 
awso he m-made t-the wowwds; 1:3 Who being t-the bwightnyess of his gwowy, 
and t-the e-expwess i-image of his (・_・ヾ p-pewson, and uphowding (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things by t-the 
wowd of his p-powew, when he h-had by himsewf (*^.^*) p-puwged ouw sins, sat down on 
t-the wight hand of t-the M-Majesty on high: 1:4 Being m-made so m-much bettew 
than t-the a-angews, as he hath by (♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance obtainyed a mowe excewwent 
nyame than they. 

1:5 Fow u-unto which of t-the angews said he a-at any time, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Son, 
this day have I begotten thee? And again, I wiww be to him a Fathew, 
and he shaww be to m-me a Son? 1-1:6 And again, when he bwingeth in t-the 
f-fiwstbegotten into t-the wowwd, he saith, And wet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the angews of God 
w-wowship h-him. 

1:7 And of t-the angews he saith, Who m-maketh his angews s-spiwits, and his 
minyistews a fwame of fiwe. 

1:8 But u-unto t-the S-Son he saith, Thy t-thwonye, O-O G-God, is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and 
evew: a sceptwe of wighteousnyess is t-the sceptwe of thy (´-ω-`) *pokes you* k-kingdom. 

1-1:9 T-Thou hast woved wighteousnyess, and hated inyiquity; thewefowe G-God, 
even thy G-God, hath anyointed thee with t-the oiw of gwadnyess a-above thy 
f-fewwows. 

1:10 And, Thou, W-Wowd, in t-the beginnying hast w-waid t-the f-foundation of t-the 
eawth; and t-the h-heavens awe t-the wowks of thinye hands: 1:11 They shaww 
pewish; but t-thou wemainyest; and they (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww wax o-owd as doth a 
gawment; 1:12 And as a vestuwe shawt t-thou fowd t-them up, and they shaww 
be changed: but t-thou awt t-the s-same, and thy yeaws shaww nyot faiw. 

1:13 But to which of t-the angews said he a-at any time, Sit on o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight 
hand, untiw I make thinye enyemies thy footstoow? 1:14 Awe they nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
minyistewing s-spiwits, sent fowth to m-minyistew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them who shaww be 
heiws of sawvation? 2:1 Thewefowe we ought to g-give t-the mowe e-eawnyest 
heed to t-the things which we have heawd, west a-at any time we shouwd wet 
t-them s-swip. 

2:2 Fow if t-the wowd spoken by angews w-was stedfast, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
twansgwession and disobedience weceived a just wecompence of wewawd; 
2-2:3 How shaww we escape, if we nyegwect so gweat sawvation; which a-at 
t-the fiwst began to be spoken by t-the W-Wowd, and w-was o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed u-unto us by 
t-them that heawd h-him; 2:4 God awso beawing t-them witnyess, both with 
signs and wondews, and with divews miwacwes, and gifts of t-the Howy 
Ghost, a-accowding to his own wiww? 2-2:5 Fow u-unto t-the angews hath he nyot 
put in s-subjection t-the wowwd to come, wheweof we s-speak. 

2:6 But onye in a c-cewtain pwace testified, s-saying, What is ^.^ m-man, that 
t-thou awt mindfuw of h-him? ow t-the son of man that t-thou visitest h-him? 
2-2:7 T-Thou madest him a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-wowew than t-the a-angews; t-thou c-cwownyedst him 
with gwowy and honyouw, and didst s-set him o-ovew t-the wowks of thy hands: 
2:8 T-Thou hast put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things in s-subjection undew his feet. Fow in that 
he put (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in s-subjection undew him, he weft nyothing that is nyot put 
undew h-him. 

But nyow we s-see nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things put undew h-him. 

2-2:9 But we s-see Jesus, who w-was m-made a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe w-wowew than t-the angews (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the suffewing of d-death, c-cwownyed with gwowy and honyouw; that he by t-the 
gwace of God shouwd taste death (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy m-man. 

2:10 Fow it became him, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow whom awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and by whom awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things, in bwinging many sons u-unto gwowy, to make t-the c-captain of theiw 
sawvation pewfect thwough s-suffewings. 

2-2:11 Fow both he that sanctifieth and they who awe sanctified awe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
of onye: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow which c-cause he is nyot a-ashamed to caww t-them bwethwen, 2:12 
Saying, I wiww decwawe thy nyame u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, in t-the m-midst of t-the 
chuwch wiww I sing pwaise u-unto thee. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And again, I wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-twust in h-him. And again, (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd I and 
t-the chiwdwen which God hath given me. 

2:14 Fowasmuch t-then as t-the chiwdwen awe pawtakews of fwesh and bwood, 
he awso himsewf wikewise took pawt of t-the same; that thwough death he 
m-might d-destwoy him that h-had t-the p-powew of d-death, that is, t-the deviw; 
2:15 And d-dewivew t-them who thwough f-feaw of death wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw 
wifetime subject to bondage. 

2:16 Fow vewiwy he took nyot on him t-the nyatuwe of a-angews; but he took 
on him t-the seed of (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

2:17 Whewefowe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things it behoved him to be m-made w-wike u-unto his 
bwethwen, that he m-might be a m-mewcifuw and faithfuw high pwiest in 
things pewtainying to G-God, to make weconciwiation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sins of t-the 
peopwe. 

2:18 Fow in that he himsewf hath suffewed being tempted, he is abwe to 
succouw t-them that awe tempted. 

3-3:1 Whewefowe, h-howy bwethwen, pawtakews of t-the heavenwy cawwing, 
considew t-the Apostwe and High Pwiest of ouw pwofession, Chwist Jesus; 
3:2 Who w-was faithfuw to him that appointed him, as awso Moses w-was 
faithfuw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his house. 

3-3:3 Fow this man w-was c-counted wowthy of mowe gwowy than Moses, i-inyasmuch 
as he who hath buiwded t-the house hath mowe honyouw than t-the house. 

3:4 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy house is buiwded by s-some man; but he that b-buiwt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things is God. 

3:5 And Moses vewiwy w-was faithfuw in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his h-house, as a s-sewvant, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
a t-testimony of those things which wewe to be spoken aftew; 3-3:6 But 
Chwist as a son o-ovew his own h-house; whose house awe ^w^ w-we, if we h-howd 
fast t-the confidence and t-the w-wejoicing of t-the hope fiwm u-unto t-the end. 

3:7 Whewefowe (as t-the Howy Ghost saith, To day if ye wiww h-heaw his 
voice, 3:8 Hawden nyot youw heawts, as in t-the pwovocation, in t-the day 
of t-temptation in t-the wiwdewnyess: 3-3:9 When youw f-fathews tempted me, 
pwoved me, and saw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowks f-fowty yeaws. 

3:10 Whewefowe I w-was g-gwieved with that g-genyewation, and said, They (^-^*)/ d-do 
awway eww in theiw heawt; and they have nyot knyown o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-ways. 

3:11 S-So I swawe in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath, They shaww nyot entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my west.) 3:12 
Take heed, bwethwen, west (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be in any of you an eviw heawt of 
unbewief, in d-depawting fwom t-the wiving God. 

3:13 But exhowt onye anyothew d-daiwy, whiwe it is cawwed To >_> d-day; west any 
of you be hawdenyed thwough t-the deceitfuwnyess of sin. 

3:14 Fow we awe m-made pawtakews of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, if we h-howd t-the beginnying of 
ouw confidence stedfast u-unto t-the end; 3:15 Whiwe it is said, To day if 
ye wiww h-heaw his voice, hawden nyot youw heawts, as in t-the pwovocation. 

3:16 Fow s-some, when they h-had heawd, did pwovoke: h-howbeit nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that 
came out of Egypt by M-Moses. 

3:17 But with whom w-was he g-gwieved f-fowty y-yeaws? w-was it nyot with t-them 
that h-had sinnyed, whose cawcases feww in t-the wiwdewnyess? 3:18 And to 
whom swawe he that they shouwd nyot entew into his west, but to t-them 
that bewieved nyot? 3:19 S-So we s-see that they couwd nyot entew in 
because of u-unbewief. 

4:1 Wet us thewefowe feaw, w-west, a pwomise being weft us of entewing 
into his west, any of you shouwd seem to come showt of it. 

4-4:2 Fow u-unto us w-was t-the gospew pweached, as w-weww as u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: but t-the 
wowd (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached did nyot pwofit t-them, nyot being mixed with f-faith in t-them 
that heawd it. 

4:3 Fow we which have bewieved (^-^*)/ d-do entew into west, as he said, As I 
have swown in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wwath, if they shaww entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my west: awthough t-the 
wowks wewe finyished fwom t-the f-foundation of t-the wowwd. 

4-4:4 Fow he spake in a c-cewtain pwace of t-the seventh day on this w-wise, 
And God did w-west t-the seventh day fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his wowks. 

4-4:5 And in this pwace again, If they shaww entew into o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my w-west. 

4:6 Seeing thewefowe it wemainyeth that s-some (* ^ ω ^) m-must entew thewein, and 
they to whom it w-was fiwst (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached entewed nyot in because of unbewief: 
4:7 A-Again, he wimiteth a c-cewtain day, saying in D-David, To day, aftew 
so wong a time; as it is said, To day if ye wiww h-heaw his voice, 
hawden nyot youw heawts. 

4-4:8 Fow if ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus h-had given t-them west, t-then w-wouwd he nyot aftewwawd have 
spoken of anyothew d-day. 

4:9 Thewe wemainyeth thewefowe a w-west to t-the peopwe of God. 

4:10 Fow he that is entewed into his west, he awso hath ceased fwom 
his own wowks, as God did fwom his. 

4:11 Wet us wabouw thewefowe to entew into that west, west any man 
faww aftew t-the same e-exampwe of u-unbewief. 

4:12 Fow t-the wowd of God is quick, and p-powewfuw, and shawpew than any 
t-twoedged swowd, piewcing even to t-the dividing asundew of souw and 
spiwit, and of t-the joints and mawwow, and is a ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ d-discewnyew of t-the 
thoughts and intents of t-the heawt. 

4:13 N-Nyeithew is (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe any cweatuwe that is nyot manyifest in his sight: 
but (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe nyaked and openyed u-unto t-the eyes of him with whom we 
have to do. 

4:14 Seeing t-then that we have a gweat high pwiest, that is passed into 
t-the (^ω~) h-heavens, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the S-Son of G-God, wet us h-howd fast ouw pwofession. 

4:15 Fow we have nyot an high pwiest which c-cannyot be touched with t-the 
f-feewing of ouw infiwmities; but w-was in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww points tempted w-wike as we 
a-awe, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet without sin. 

4:16 Wet us thewefowe come bowdwy u-unto t-the t-thwonye of gwace, that we 
may obtain m-mewcy, and f-find gwace to hewp in time of nyeed. 

5:1 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high pwiest taken fwom among men is o-owdainyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow men in 
things pewtainying to G-God, that he may offew both gifts and s-sacwifices 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: 5-5:2 Who c-can have compassion on t-the ignyowant, and on t-them 
that awe out of t-the way; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that he himsewf awso is compassed with 
infiwmity. 

5:3 And by w-weason heweof he ought, as (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the p-peopwe, so awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
himsewf, to offew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sins. 

5:4 And nyo man taketh this honyouw u-unto himsewf, but he that is cawwed 
of G-God, as w-was Aawon. 

5:5 S-So awso Chwist gwowified nyot himsewf to be m-made an high pwiest; 
but he that said u-unto him, T-Thou awt o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Son, to day have I begotten 
thee. 

5:6 As he saith awso in anyothew pwace, T-Thou awt a pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew 
aftew t-the owdew of Mewchisedec. 

5:7 Who in t-the days of his f-fwesh, when he h-had offewed up pwayews and 
suppwications with stwong cwying and teaws u-unto him that w-was abwe to 
s-save him fwom d-death, and w-was heawd in that he f-feawed; 5:8 Though he 
wewe a Son, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (つ≧▽≦)つ w-weawnyed he obedience by t-the things which he suffewed; 
5:9 And being m-made p-pewfect, he became t-the authow of etewnyaw sawvation 
u-unto (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that obey h-him; 5:10 C-Cawwed of God an high pwiest aftew 
t-the owdew of Mewchisedec. 

5:11 O-Of whom we have many things to say, and hawd to be uttewed, 
seeing ye awe duww of heawing. 

5:12 Fow when (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time ye ought to be teachews, ye have nyeed that 
onye t-teach you again which be t-the fiwst pwincipwes of t-the o-owacwes of 
God; and awe become such as have nyeed of miwk, and nyot of stwong meat. 

5-5:13 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that useth miwk is unskiwfuw in t-the wowd of 
wighteousnyess: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is a babe. 

5:14 But stwong meat bewongeth to t-them that awe of f-fuww (￣ω￣) a-age, even 
those who by w-weason of use have theiw s-senses exewcised to discewn both 
g-good and \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

6-6:1 Thewefowe weaving t-the pwincipwes of t-the doctwinye of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, wet us 
go on u-unto pewfection; nyot waying again t-the f-foundation of wepentance 
fwom dead wowks, and of f-faith towawd G-God, 6:2 O-Of t-the doctwinye of 
baptisms, and of waying on of hands, and of wesuwwection of t-the dead, 
and of etewnyaw judgment. 

6:3 And this wiww we do, if God pewmit. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 Fow it is impossibwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow those who wewe o-once enwightenyed, and have 
tasted of t-the heavenwy gift, and wewe m-made pawtakews of t-the Howy 
Ghost, 6:5 And have tasted t-the g-good wowd of G-God, and t-the powews of t-the 
wowwd to come, 6:6 If they shaww faww away, to wenyew t-them again u-unto 
w-wepentance; seeing they cwucify to themsewves t-the S-Son of God afwesh, 
and put him to an open shame. 

6:7 Fow t-the eawth which dwinketh in t-the wain that cometh oft upon it, 
and bwingeth fowth hewbs meet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them by whom it is dwessed, 
weceiveth bwessing fwom G-God: 6:8 But that which beaweth thowns and 
bwiews is w-wejected, and is nyigh u-unto cuwsing; whose end is to be 
buwnyed. 

6:9 B-But, bewoved, we awe pewsuaded bettew things of y-you, and things 
that accompany sawvation, t-though we thus s-speak. 

6:10 Fow God is nyot unwighteous to fowget youw wowk and wabouw of 
wove, which ye have shewed towawd his nyame, in that ye have minyistewed 
to t-the saints, and (^-^*)/ d-do m-minyistew. 

6:11 And we d-desiwe that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you (^-^*)/ d-do s-shew t-the same diwigence to 
t-the f-fuww assuwance of hope u-unto t-the end: 6:12 That ye be nyot swothfuw, 
but fowwowews of t-them who thwough f-faith and p-patience i-inhewit t-the 
pwomises. 

6:13 Fow when God m-made pwomise to A-Abwaham, because he couwd sweaw by 
nyo gweatew, he swawe by himsewf, 6:14 Saying, S-Suwewy bwessing I wiww 
bwess thee, and muwtipwying I wiww m-muwtipwy thee. 

6:15 And so, aftew he h-had patientwy enduwed, he obtainyed t-the pwomise. 

(╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 Fow men vewiwy sweaw by t-the gweatew: and an o-oath (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow confiwmation 
is to t-them an end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww stwife. 

6-6:17 Whewein G-God, wiwwing mowe abundantwy to s-shew u-unto t-the heiws of 
pwomise t-the immutabiwity of his counsew, o(>ω<)o c-confiwmed it by an oath: 6:18 
That by two immutabwe things, in which it w-was impossibwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God to 
wie, we m-might have a stwong consowation, who have fwed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wefuge to 
way h-howd upon t-the hope s-set befowe us: (＾• ω •＾) 6-6:19 W-Which hope we have as an 
anchow of t-the s-souw, both suwe and stedfast, and which enteweth into 
that within t-the veiw; 6:20 Whithew t-the fowewunnyew is (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us e-entewed, 
even Jesus, m-made an high pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew aftew t-the owdew of 
Mewchisedec. 

7:1 Fow this Mewchisedec, king of Sawem, pwiest of t-the most high G-God, 
who met A-Abwaham wetuwnying fwom t-the swaughtew of t-the kings, and bwessed 
h-him; 7:2 To whom awso A-Abwaham gave a (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth pawt of aww; fiwst being by 
i-intewpwetation King of wighteousnyess, and aftew that awso King of 
Sawem, which is, King of peace; 7-7:3 Without fathew, without mothew, 
without d-descent, h-having nyeithew beginnying of days, (=`ω´=) n-nyow end of wife; 
but m-made w-wike u-unto t-the S-Son of God; abideth a pwiest continyuawwy. 

7:4 Nyow considew how gweat this man was, u-unto whom even t-the patwiawch 
A-Abwaham gave t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth of t-the s-spoiws. 

7:5 And vewiwy they that awe of t-the sons of Wevi, who weceive t-the 
^.^ *giggles shyly* o-office of t-the pwiesthood, have a commandment to o(>ω<)o t-take tithes of t-the 
peopwe a-accowding to t-the w-waw, that is, of theiw bwethwen, t-though they 
come out of t-the woins of Abwaham: 7:6 But he whose descent is nyot 
c-counted fwom t-them weceived tithes of A-Abwaham, and bwessed him that h-had 
t-the pwomises. 

7-7:7 And without (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww contwadiction t-the w-wess is bwessed of t-the bettew. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 And hewe men that die weceive tithes; but (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe he weceiveth t-them, 
of whom it is witnyessed that he w-wiveth. 

7:9 And as I may so say, Wevi awso, who weceiveth tithes, p-payed tithes 
in (＾• ω •＾) A-Abwaham. 

7:10 Fow he w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet in t-the woins of his fathew, when M-Mewchisedec met 
h-him. 

7:11 If thewefowe pewfection wewe by t-the Weviticaw pwiesthood, (fow 
undew it t-the peopwe weceived t-the ;;w;; w-waw,) what f-fuwthew nyeed w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
that anyothew pwiest shouwd (☆ω☆) w-wise aftew t-the owdew of Mewchisedec, and 
nyot be cawwed aftew t-the owdew of Aawon? 7:12 Fow t-the pwiesthood being 
changed, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is m-made of nyecessity a change awso of t-the waw. 

7:13 Fow he of whom these things awe spoken p-pewtainyeth to anyothew 
twibe, of which nyo man gave attendance a-at t-the (o´∀`o) a-awtaw. 

7:14 Fow it is evident that ouw Wowd spwang out of Juda; of which 
twibe Moses spake nyothing c-concewnying p-pwiesthood. 

7:15 And it is (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet faw mowe e-evident: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that aftew t-the simiwitude of 
M-Mewchisedec (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awiseth anyothew pwiest, 7:16 Who is made, nyot aftew 
t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw of a cawnyaw c-commandment, but aftew t-the p-powew of an endwess 
wife. 

7:17 Fow he testifieth, T-Thou awt a pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew aftew t-the owdew of 
Mewchisedec. 

7:18 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is vewiwy a disannyuwwing of t-the commandment g-going 
befowe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the weaknyess and unpwofitabwenyess t-theweof. 

xDD 7-7:19 Fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw m-made nyothing p-pewfect, but t-the bwinging in of a bettew 
hope d-did; by t-the which we d-dwaw nyigh u-unto God. 

7:20 And i-inyasmuch as nyot without an o-oath he w-was m-made x3 *pokes you* p-pwiest: 7:21 (Fow 
those pwiests wewe m-made without an oath; but this with an o-oath by him 
that said u-unto him, The Wowd swawe and wiww nyot wepent, T-Thou awt a 
pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew aftew t-the owdew of Mewchisedec:) 7:22 By so m-much w-was 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus m-made a s-suwety of a bettew testament. 

7:23 And they t-twuwy wewe many p-pwiests, because they wewe nyot suffewed 
to continyue by w-weason of (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: 7:24 But this ^.^ m-man, because he 
continyueth evew, hath an (❤ω❤) u-unchangeabwe p-pwiesthood. 

7:25 Whewefowe he is abwe awso to s-save t-them to t-the uttewmost that come 
u-unto God by him, seeing he e-evew wiveth to make intewcession (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

\(★ω★)/ 7-7:26 Fow such an high pwiest became u-us, who is howy, hawmwess, 
undefiwed, sepawate fwom sinnyews, and m-made highew than t-the heavens; 
(=`ω´=) 7-7:27 Who nyeedeth nyot d-daiwy, as those high p-pwiests, to offew up 
sacwifice, fiwst (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his own sins, and t-then (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the peopwe's: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this 
he did once, when he offewed up himsewf. 

7:28 Fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw m-maketh men high pwiests which have i-infiwmity; but t-the 
wowd of t-the o-oath, which w-was since t-the w-waw, m-maketh t-the Son, who is 
consecwated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 Nyow of t-the things which we have spoken this is t-the sum: We have 
such an high pwiest, who is s-set on t-the wight hand of t-the t-thwonye of t-the 
M-Majesty in t-the heavens; 8-8:2 A-A m-minyistew of t-the s-sanctuawy, and of t-the 
twue tabewnyacwe, which t-the Wowd pitched, and nyot m-man. 

8:3 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy high pwiest is o-owdainyed to offew gifts and s-sacwifices: 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe it is of nyecessity that this man have somewhat awso to 
offew. 

8:4 Fow if he wewe on eawth, he shouwd nyot be a pwiest, seeing that 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe pwiests that offew gifts a-accowding to t-the waw: 8-8:5 Who sewve 
u-unto t-the e-exampwe and shadow of heavenwy things, as Moses w-was 
admonyished of God when he w-was about to make t-the tabewnyacwe: fow, See, 
saith he, that t-thou make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things a-accowding to t-the pattewn shewed to 
thee in t-the mount. 

8:6 But nyow hath he obtainyed a mowe excewwent minyistwy, by how m-much 
awso he is t-the mediatow of a bettew c-covenyant, which w-was estabwished 
upon bettew pwomises. 

8:7 Fow if that fiwst c-covenyant h-had b-been (°ㅂ°╬) f-fauwtwess, t-then shouwd nyo 
pwace have b-been sought (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the second. 

8:8 Fow finding fauwt with t-them, he saith, Behowd, t-the days come, 
saith t-the W-Wowd, when I wiww make a nyew c-covenyant with t-the house of 
Iswaew and with t-the house of Judah: 8:9 Nyot a-accowding to t-the c-covenyant 
that I m-made with theiw f-fathews in t-the day when I took t-them by t-the hand 
to wead t-them out of t-the wand of Egypt; because they continyued nyot in 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my c-covenyant, and I wegawded t-them nyot, saith t-the Wowd. 

8-8:10 Fow this is t-the c-covenyant that I wiww make with t-the house of 
Iswaew aftew those days, saith t-the Wowd; I wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waws into theiw 
mind, and wwite t-them in theiw heawts: and I wiww be to t-them a G-God, and 
they shaww be to m-me a peopwe: 8-8:11 And they shaww nyot t-teach {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man 
his nyeighbouw, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man his bwothew, s-saying, K-Knyow t-the Wowd: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shaww knyow me, fwom t-the weast to t-the g-gweatest. 

8:12 Fow I wiww be m-mewcifuw to theiw unwighteousnyess, and theiw s-sins 
and theiw inyiquities wiww I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew nyo mowe. 

8-8:13 In that he saith, A-A nyew c-covenyant, he hath m-made t-the fiwst owd. Nyow 
that which decayeth and waxeth o-owd is weady to vanyish away. 

9:1 T-Then vewiwy t-the fiwst c-covenyant h-had awso owdinyances of divinye 
sewvice, and a (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* w-wowwdwy (*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a tabewnyacwe m-made; t-the fiwst, whewein w-was t-the 
candwestick, and t-the tabwe, and t-the s-shewbwead; which is cawwed t-the 
(*°▽°*) s-sanctuawy. 

9:3 And aftew t-the second ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-veiw, t-the tabewnyacwe which is cawwed t-the 
Howiest of aww; 9:4 W-Which h-had t-the gowden (>_<) c-censew, and t-the awk of t-the 
c-covenyant ovewwaid (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about with gowd, whewein w-was t-the gowden p-pot 
that h-had mannya, and Aawon's wod that budded, and t-the tabwes of t-the 
c-covenyant; 9:5 And o-ovew it t-the (つ≧▽≦)つ c-chewubims of gwowy shadowing t-the 
mewcyseat; of which we c-cannyot nyow speak pawticuwawwy. 

9:6 Nyow when these things wewe thus owdainyed, t-the pwiests went awways 
into t-the fiwst tabewnyacwe, a-accompwishing t-the sewvice of God. 

9:7 But into t-the second went t-the high pwiest awonye o-once {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy y-yeaw, 
nyot without bwood, which he offewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow himsewf, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewwows of 
t-the peopwe: 9:8 The Howy Ghost this signyifying, that t-the w-way into t-the 
howiest of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww w-was nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet m-made manyifest, whiwe as t-the fiwst 
tabewnyacwe w-was (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet standing: 9:9 W-Which w-was a figuwe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time t-then 
pwesent, in which wewe offewed both gifts and sacwifices, that couwd 
nyot make him that did t-the sewvice p-pewfect, as pewtainying to t-the 
conscience; (^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 W-Which s-stood onwy in meats and dwinks, and divews 
washings, and cawnyaw owdinyances, imposed on t-them untiw t-the time of 
wefowmation. 

9-9:11 But Chwist being come an high pwiest of g-good things to come, by a 
gweatew and mowe pewfect tabewnyacwe, nyot m-made with hands, that is to 
say, nyot of this (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) b-buiwding; 9:12 N-Nyeithew by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of g-goats and 
cawves, but by his own ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood he entewed in o-once into t-the h-howy pwace, 
h-having obtainyed etewnyaw ~(>_<~) w-wedemption (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us. 

9:13 Fow if t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of buwws and of goats, and t-the ashes of an 
heifew spwinkwing t-the u-uncwean, sanctifieth to t-the p-puwifying of t-the 
fwesh: 9-9:14 How m-much mowe shaww t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who thwough t-the 
etewnyaw Spiwit offewed himsewf without spot to G-God, puwge youw 
conscience fwom dead wowks to sewve t-the wiving God? 9:15 And (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this 
c-cause he is t-the mediatow of t-the nyew t-testament, that by means of d-death, 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ~(>_<~) w-wedemption of t-the twansgwessions that wewe undew t-the fiwst 
t-testament, they which awe cawwed m-might weceive t-the pwomise of etewnyaw 
inhewitance. 

9:16 Fow whewe a testament is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe (* ^ ω ^) m-must awso of nyecessity be t-the 
death of t-the testatow. 

9:17 Fow a testament is of fowce aftew men awe dead: o-othewwise it is 
of nyo stwength a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww whiwe t-the testatow w-wiveth. 

9:18 Wheweupon nyeithew t-the fiwst testament w-was dedicated without 
bwood. 

9:19 Fow when Moses h-had spoken {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwecept to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the peopwe 
a-accowding to t-the w-waw, he took t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of cawves and of goats, with 
watew, and scawwet woow, and h-hyssop, and spwinkwed both t-the b-book, and 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-peopwe, 9:20 Saying, This is t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the testament which 
God hath enjoinyed u-unto you. 

9:21 Moweovew he spwinkwed with ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood both t-the tabewnyacwe, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the 
vessews of t-the minyistwy. 

9:22 And a-awmost (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things awe by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw (*^.^*) p-puwged with bwood; and 
without shedding of ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is nyo wemission. 

9:23 I-It w-was thewefowe nyecessawy that t-the p-pattewns of things in t-the 
h-heavens shouwd be puwified with t-these; but t-the heavenwy things 
themsewves with bettew s-sacwifices than these. 

9:24 Fow Chwist is nyot entewed into t-the h-howy pwaces m-made with hands, 
which awe t-the figuwes of t-the :3 t-twue; but into heaven (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *shuffles closer* i-itsewf, nyow to 
appeaw in t-the pwesence of God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: 9:25 Nyow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet that he shouwd 
offew himsewf o-often, as t-the high pwiest enteweth into t-the h-howy pwace 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy yeaw with ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of othews; 9:26 Fow t-then (* ^ ω ^) m-must he often have 
suffewed since t-the f-foundation of t-the wowwd: but nyow o-once in t-the end of 
t-the wowwd hath he appeawed to put away sin by t-the sacwifice of 
himsewf. 

9:27 And as it is appointed u-unto men o-once to die, but aftew this t-the 
judgment: 9-9:28 S-So Chwist w-was o-once offewed to beaw t-the s-sins of many; 
and u-unto t-them that wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow him shaww he appeaw t-the second time 
without sin u-unto s-sawvation. 

10:1 Fow t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw h-having a shadow of g-good things to come, and nyot t-the 
vewy i-image of t-the things, c-can nyevew with those s-sacwifices which they 
offewed yeaw by yeaw continyuawwy make t-the comews theweunto p-pewfect. 

1-10:2 Fow t-then w-wouwd they nyot have ceased to be offewed? because that 
t-the w-wowshippews o-once (*^.^*) p-puwged shouwd have h-had nyo mowe conscience of 
sins. 

10:3 But in those s-sacwifices (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a w-wemembwance again m-made of s-sins 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy y-yeaw. 

10:4 Fow it is nyot p-possibwe that t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of buwws and of g-goats 
shouwd o(>ω<)o t-take away sins. 

1-10:5 Whewefowe when he cometh into t-the wowwd, he saith, Sacwifice and 
offewing t-thou wouwdest nyot, but a body hast t-thou pwepawed me: 10:6 In 
buwnt offewings and s-sacwifices (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin t-thou hast h-had nyo pweasuwe. 

10:7 T-Then said I, Wo, I come (in t-the vowume of t-the book it is wwitten 
of m-me,) to (^-^*)/ d-do thy wiww, O-O God. 

10:8 A-Above when he said, Sacwifice and offewing and buwnt offewings 
and offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin t-thou wouwdest nyot, nyeithew hadst pweasuwe 
thewein; which awe offewed by t-the waw; 10:9 T-Then said he, Wo, I come 
to (^-^*)/ d-do thy wiww, O-O God. He taketh away t-the fiwst, that he may estabwish 
t-the second. 

10:10 By t-the which wiww we awe sanctified thwough t-the offewing of t-the 
body of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist o-once (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow aww. 

1-10:11 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pwiest standeth daiwy minyistewing and offewing 
oftentimes t-the same sacwifices, which c-can nyevew o(>ω<)o t-take away (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: (=^･ｪ･^=) 1-10:12 
But this ^.^ m-man, aftew he h-had offewed onye sacwifice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow s-sins (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew, 
sat down on t-the wight hand of God; ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-10:13 Fwom hencefowth expecting 
tiww his enyemies be m-made his footstoow. 

(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *moans* 1-10:14 Fow by onye offewing he hath pewfected (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew t-them that awe 
sanctified. 

10:15 W-Wheweof t-the Howy Ghost awso is a witnyess to us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow aftew that 
he h-had said b-befowe, 1-10:16 This is t-the c-covenyant that I wiww make with 
t-them aftew those days, saith t-the W-Wowd, I wiww put o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my waws into theiw 
heawts, and in theiw m-minds wiww I wwite t-them; 1-10:17 And theiw s-sins and 
inyiquities wiww I (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew nyo mowe. 

10:18 Nyow whewe wemission of these is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is nyo mowe offewing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
sin. 

10:19 ^w^ *screams* H-Having thewefowe, bwethwen, b-bowdnyess to entew into t-the howiest 
by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of Jesus, (・_・ヾ 1-10:20 By a nyew and wiving way, which he hath 
consecwated (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, thwough t-the ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-veiw, that is to say, his fwesh; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 1-10:21 
And h-having an high pwiest o-ovew t-the house of God; 10:22 Wet us d-dwaw 
(=^･ω･^=) n-nyeaw with a twue heawt in f-fuww assuwance of faith, h-having ouw (x_x)V h-heawts 
spwinkwed fwom an eviw conscience, and ouw bodies washed with puwe 
watew. 

1-10:23 Wet us h-howd fast t-the pwofession of ouw f-faith without wavewing; 
(fow he is faithfuw that (っ˘ω˘ς ) p-pwomised;) 10:24 And wet us considew onye 
anyothew to pwovoke u-unto wove and to g-good wowks: 10:25 Nyot fowsaking 
t-the assembwing of ouwsewves togethew, as t-the m-mannyew of s-some is; but 
exhowting onye anyothew: and so m-much t-the m-mowe, as ye s-see t-the day 
appwoaching. 

10:26 Fow if we sin wiwfuwwy aftew that we have weceived t-the k-knyowwedge 
of t-the twuth, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wemainyeth nyo mowe sacwifice (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sins, 10:27 But a 
c-cewtain feawfuw wooking (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of j-judgment and fiewy i-indignyation, which 
shaww devouw t-the advewsawies. 

1-10:28 He that (>_<) d-despised Moses' (☆▽☆) w-waw died without (´-ω-`) m-mewcy undew two ow 
thwee :33 w-witnyesses: 10:29 O-Of how m-much sowew punyishment, s-suppose ye, shaww 
he be thought wowthy, who hath twodden undew foot t-the S-Son of G-God, and 
hath c-counted t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the c-covenyant, whewewith he w-was s-sanctified, 
an unhowy thing, and hath donye despite u-unto t-the Spiwit of gwace? 
10:30 Fow we knyow him that hath said, V-Vengeance bewongeth u-unto me, I 
wiww wecompense, saith t-the Wowd. And again, The Wowd shaww j-judge his 
peopwe. 

10:31 I-It is a feawfuw t-thing to faww into t-the h-hands of t-the wiving God. 

10:32 But caww to w-wemembwance t-the f-fowmew days, in which, aftew ye wewe 
iwwuminyated, ye enduwed a gweat fight of affwictions; 10:33 Pawtwy, 
whiwst ye wewe m-made a gazingstock both by wepwoaches and affwictions; 
and p-pawtwy, whiwst ye became companyions of t-them that wewe so u-used. 

1-10:34 Fow ye h-had compassion of m-me in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bonds, and took (^-^*)/ j-joyfuwwy t-the 
s-spoiwing of youw goods, knyowing in youwsewves that ye have in heaven a 
bettew and an enduwing substance. 

10:35 Cast nyot away thewefowe youw c-confidence, which hath gweat 
wecompence of wewawd. 

10:36 Fow ye have nyeed of p-patience, that, aftew ye have donye t-the wiww 
of G-God, ye m-might weceive t-the pwomise. 

10:37 Fow (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe whiwe, and he that shaww come wiww come, and 
wiww nyot ~(>_<~) *hugs tightly* t-tawwy. 

10:38 Nyow t-the just shaww wive by faith: but if any man d-dwaw b-back, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
souw shaww have nyo pweasuwe in h-him. 

10:39 But we awe nyot of t-them who d-dwaw back u-unto pewdition; but of t-them 
that bewieve to t-the saving of t-the souw. 

11:1 Nyow f-faith is t-the s-substance of things hoped fow, t-the evidence of 
things nyot (*ﾉωﾉ) s-seen. 

11:2 Fow by it t-the ewdews obtainyed a g-good w-wepowt. 

11:3 Thwough f-faith we undewstand that t-the w-wowwds wewe fwamed by t-the 
wowd of G-God, so that things which awe s-seen wewe nyot m-made of things 
which (^-^*)/ d-do appeaw. 

11:4 By f-faith ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ A-Abew offewed u-unto God a mowe excewwent sacwifice than 
Cain, by which he obtainyed witnyess that he w-was (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, God 
testifying of his gifts: and by it he being dead (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet speaketh. 

11:5 By f-faith Enyoch w-was t-twanswated that he shouwd nyot s-see death; and 
w-was nyot found, because God h-had t-twanswated him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow befowe his 
twanswation he h-had this testimony, that he pweased God. 

11:6 But without f-faith it is impossibwe to pwease him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that 
cometh to God (* ^ ω ^) m-must bewieve that he is, and that he is a wewawdew of 
t-them that diwigentwy seek h-him. 

11:7 By f-faith Nyoah, being wawnyed of God of things nyot s-seen as yet, 
moved with feaw, pwepawed an awk to t-the saving of his h-house; by t-the 
which he condemnyed t-the wowwd, and became h-heiw of t-the wighteousnyess 
which is by faith. 

11:8 By f-faith A-Abwaham, when he w-was cawwed to go out into a pwace which 
he shouwd aftew weceive (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an inhewitance, obeyed; and he went (* ^ ω ^) o-out, 
nyot knyowing whithew he went. 

11:9 By f-faith he s-sojouwnyed in t-the wand of pwomise, as in a s-stwange 
countwy, dwewwing in tabewnyacwes with Isaac and Jacob, t-the heiws with 
him of t-the same pwomise: 11:10 Fow he wooked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a city which hath 
o(>< )o f-foundations, whose buiwdew and makew is God. 

11:11 Thwough f-faith awso Sawa hewsewf weceived stwength to conceive 
seed, and w-was dewivewed of a c-chiwd when she w-was past (￣ω￣) a-age, because she 
judged him faithfuw who h-had pwomised. 

11:12 Thewefowe spwang (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe even of o-onye, and him as g-good as dead, so 
many as t-the staws of t-the sky in muwtitude, and as t-the sand which is by 
t-the sea showe innyumewabwe. 

11:13 These (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww died in faith, nyot h-having weceived t-the pwomises, but 
h-having s-seen t-them afaw off, and wewe pewsuaded of t-them, and e-embwaced 
t-them, and confessed that they wewe stwangews and piwgwims on t-the 
eawth. 

11:14 Fow they that say such things decwawe pwainwy that they seek a 
countwy. 

11:15 And twuwy, if they h-had b-been mindfuw of that c-countwy fwom whence 
they came (* ^ ω ^) o-out, they m-might have h-had oppowtunyity to have wetuwnyed. 

11:16 But nyow they d-desiwe a bettew countwy, that is, an heavenwy: 
(o^▽^o) w-whewefowe God is nyot a-ashamed to be cawwed theiw G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath 
pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them a city. 

11:17 By f-faith A-Abwaham, when he w-was (ノωヽ) t-twied, offewed up Isaac: and he 
that h-had weceived t-the pwomises offewed up his onwy begotten son, 11:18 
O-Of whom it w-was said, That in Isaac shaww thy seed be (>_<) c-cawwed: 11:19 
Accounting that God w-was abwe to w-waise him up, even fwom t-the dead; fwom 
whence awso he weceived him in a figuwe. 

11:20 By f-faith Isaac bwessed J-Jacob and E-Esau c-concewnying things to come. 

11:21 By f-faith Jacob, when he w-was a dying, bwessed both t-the sons of 
Joseph; and wowshipped, weanying upon t-the top of his staff. 

11:22 By f-faith Joseph, when he died, m-made mention of t-the d-depawting of 
t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew; and gave commandment c-concewnying his bonyes. 

1-11:23 By f-faith Moses, when he w-was b-bown, w-was hid thwee months of his 
pawents, because they saw he w-was a (*´▽`*) *notices bulge* p-pwopew chiwd; and they wewe nyot 
afwaid of t-the king's ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. 

11:24 By f-faith Moses, when he w-was come to yeaws, wefused to be cawwed 
t-the son of Phawaoh's d-daughtew; 11:25 Choosing wathew to s-suffew 
affwiction with t-the peopwe of G-God, than to enjoy t-the pweasuwes of sin 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a season; 11:26 Esteeming t-the wepwoach of Chwist gweatew w-wiches 
than t-the tweasuwes in Egypt: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he h-had wespect u-unto t-the wecompence of 
t-the wewawd. 

11:27 By f-faith he fowsook Egypt, nyot feawing t-the wwath of t-the king: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he enduwed, as seeing him who is i-invisibwe. 

11:28 Thwough f-faith he kept t-the p-passovew, and t-the spwinkwing of bwood, 
west he that destwoyed t-the fiwstbown shouwd touch them. 

1-11:29 By f-faith they passed thwough t-the Wed sea as by dwy wand: which 
t-the Egyptians assaying to (^-^*)/ d-do wewe dwownyed. 

11:30 By f-faith t-the wawws of Jewicho feww down, aftew they wewe 
compassed about seven days. 

11:31 By f-faith t-the hawwot Wahab pewished nyot with t-them that bewieved 
nyot, when she h-had weceived t-the spies with p-peace. 

11:32 And what shaww I mowe say? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time w-wouwd faiw m-me to teww of 
Gedeon, and of Bawak, and of Samson, and of Jephthae; of David awso, 
and Samuew, and of t-the p-pwophets: 11:33 Who thwough f-faith subdued 
kingdoms, wwought wighteousnyess, obtainyed pwomises, |･ω･) s-stopped t-the mouths 
of wions. 

(´-ω-`) 1-11:34 Quenched t-the viowence of f-fiwe, escaped t-the edge of t-the swowd, 
out of weaknyess wewe m-made stwong, (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed v-vawiant in f-fight, (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to 
fwight t-the awmies of t-the awiens. 

11:35 Women weceived theiw dead waised to wife ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ a-again: and othews wewe 
towtuwed, nyot a-accepting dewivewance; that they m-might obtain a bettew 
wesuwwection: 11:36 And othews h-had twiaw of cwuew mockings and 
s-scouwgings, (╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, moweovew of bonds and (=①ω①=) i-impwisonment: 11:37 They wewe 
stonyed, they wewe sawn ⊂(･ω･*⊂) a-asundew, wewe tempted, wewe s-swain with t-the 
(--_--) s-swowd: they OwO w-wandewed about in sheepskins and g-goatskins; being 
destitute, a-affwicted, towmented; 1-11:38 (Of whom t-the wowwd w-was nyot 
wowthy:) they OwO w-wandewed in desewts, and in mountains, and in dens and 
caves of t-the eawth. 

1-11:39 And these a-aww, h-having obtainyed a g-good wepowt thwough faith, 
weceived nyot t-the pwomise: 11:40 God h-having pwovided s-some bettew t-thing 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, that they without us shouwd nyot be m-made p-pewfect. 

12:1 Whewefowe seeing we awso awe compassed about with so gweat a 
cwoud of witnyesses, wet us way aside {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy weight, and t-the sin which 
doth so easiwy b-beset u-us, and wet us w-wun with p-patience t-the wace that is 
s-set befowe u-us, (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 xDD W-Wooking u-unto ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the authow and finyishew of ouw 
faith; who (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the joy that w-was s-set befowe him enduwed t-the cwoss, 
(-_-) d-despising t-the shame, and is s-set down a-at t-the wight hand of t-the t-thwonye 
of God. 

12:3 Fow considew him that enduwed such contwadiction of sinnyews 
against himsewf, west ye be weawied and f-faint in youw minds. 

12:4 Ye have nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wesisted u-unto bwood, stwiving against sin. 

1-12:5 And ye have fowgotten t-the exhowtation which s-speaketh u-unto you as 
u-unto c-chiwdwen, My son, despise nyot t-thou t-the chastenying of t-the W-Wowd, 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow f-faint when t-thou awt webuked of him: 12:6 Fow whom t-the Wowd woveth 
he chastenyeth, and scouwgeth {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy son whom he weceiveth. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 If ye e-enduwe chastenying, God deaweth with you as with s-sons; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
what son is he whom t-the o(>ω<)o f-fathew chastenyeth nyot? 12:8 But if ye be 
without c-chastisement, wheweof (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww awe pawtakews, t-then awe ye b-bastawds, 
and nyot sons. 

12:9 Fuwthewmowe we have h-had f-fathews of ouw fwesh which cowwected u-us, 
and we gave t-them wevewence: shaww we nyot m-much wathew be in s-subjection 
u-unto t-the Fathew of s-spiwits, and w-wive? 12:10 Fow they vewiwy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a f-few 
days (o-_-o) c-chastenyed us aftew theiw own (´ ω `♡) p-pweasuwe; but he (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw pwofit, 
that we m-might be pawtakews of his howinyess. 

1-12:11 Nyow nyo chastenying (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwesent seemeth to be joyous, but 
gwievous: nyevewthewess aftewwawd it yiewdeth t-the peaceabwe fwuit of 
wighteousnyess u-unto t-them which awe exewcised theweby. 

12:12 Whewefowe wift up t-the h-hands which h-hang down, and t-the feebwe 
knyees; 12:13 And make stwaight paths (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw feet, west that which is 
wame be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed out of t-the way; but wet it wathew be heawed. 

12:14 Fowwow peace with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, and howinyess, without which nyo man 
shaww s-see t-the Wowd: 1-12:15 xDD W-Wooking diwigentwy west any man faiw of t-the 
gwace of God; west any woot of bittewnyess spwinging up twoubwe y-you, 
and theweby many be defiwed; 12:16 West (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any fownyicatow, ow 
pwofanye (・_・ヾ p-pewson, as Esau, who (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow onye m-mowsew of meat sowd his 
biwthwight. 

12:17 Fow ye knyow how that a-aftewwawd, when he w-wouwd have (^-^*)/ i-inhewited t-the 
b-bwessing, he w-was wejected: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he f-found nyo pwace of wepentance, t-though 
he sought it cawefuwwy with teaws. 

(つ✧ω✧)つ 1-12:18 Fow ye awe nyot come u-unto t-the mount that m-might be touched, and 
that buwnyed with f-fiwe, (=`ω´=) n-nyow u-unto b-bwacknyess, and dawknyess, and tempest, 
12:19 And t-the s-sound of a twumpet, and t-the voice of (つ✧ω✧)つ w-wowds; which voice 
they that heawd intweated that t-the wowd shouwd nyot be spoken to t-them 
any mowe: 12:20 (Fow they couwd nyot e-enduwe that which w-was commanded, 
And if so m-much as a beast touch t-the mountain, it shaww be stonyed, ow 
thwust thwough with a dawt: 1-12:21 And so t-tewwibwe w-was t-the s-sight, that 
Moses said, I e-exceedingwy f-feaw and quake:) 12:22 But ye awe come u-unto 
mount Sion, and u-unto t-the city of t-the wiving G-God, t-the heavenwy 
J-Jewusawem, and to an innyumewabwe company of a-angews, 12:23 To t-the 
genyewaw assembwy and chuwch of t-the f-fiwstbown, which awe wwitten in 
heaven, and to God t-the Judge of a-aww, and to t-the s-spiwits of just men 
m-made p-pewfect, 12:24 And to ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus t-the mediatow of t-the nyew c-covenyant, and 
to t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of spwinkwing, that s-speaketh bettew things than that of 
Abew. 

12:25 See that ye wefuse nyot him that speaketh. Fow if they escaped 
nyot who wefused him that spake on eawth, m-much mowe shaww nyot we 
escape, if we tuwn away fwom him that s-speaketh fwom heaven: 12:26 
Whose voice t-then shook t-the eawth: but nyow he hath pwomised, s-saying, 
Y-Yet o-once mowe I s-shake nyot t-the eawth onwy, but awso heaven. 

12:27 And this wowd, Y-Yet o-once m-mowe, signyifieth t-the w-wemoving of those 
things that awe s-shaken, as of things that awe made, that those things 
which c-cannyot be shaken may (^ω~) w-wemain. 

12:28 Whewefowe we weceiving a kingdom which c-cannyot be moved, wet us 
have gwace, wheweby we may sewve God acceptabwy with wevewence and 
g-godwy feaw: 12:29 Fow ouw God is a consuming fiwe. 

13:1 Wet bwothewwy wove continyue. 

13:2 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot fowgetfuw to entewtain s-stwangews: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theweby s-some have 
entewtainyed angews (o-_-o) u-unyawawes. 

13:3 Wemembew t-them that awe in bonds, as b-bound with t-them; and t-them 
which s-suffew advewsity, as being youwsewves awso in t-the body. 

13:4 M-Mawwiage is honyouwabwe in a-aww, and t-the b-bed undefiwed: but 
whowemongews and aduwtewews God wiww judge. 

13:5 Wet youw c-convewsation be without covetousnyess; and be content 
with such things as ye have: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath said, I wiww nyevew weave 
thee, (=`ω´=) n-nyow fowsake thee. 

13:6 S-So that we may bowdwy say, The Wowd is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my h-hewpew, and I wiww nyot 
f-feaw what man shaww (^-^*)/ d-do u-unto me. 

13:7 Wemembew t-them which have t-the w-wuwe o-ovew y-you, who have spoken u-unto 
you t-the wowd of G-God: whose f-faith fowwow, c-considewing t-the end of theiw 
c-convewsation. 

13:8 ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist t-the same ;;w;; y-yestewday, and to day, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

13:9 (☆▽☆) B-Be nyot cawwied about with divews and s-stwange doctwinyes. Fow it is 
a g-good t-thing that t-the heawt be estabwished with gwace; nyot with meats, 
which have nyot (o´∀`o) p-pwofited t-them that have b-been occupied thewein. 

1-13:10 We have an awtaw, wheweof they have nyo wight to e-eat which sewve 
t-the tabewnyacwe. 

1-13:11 Fow t-the bodies of those beasts, whose ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood is b-bwought into t-the 
sanctuawy by t-the high pwiest (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin, awe buwnyed without t-the camp. 

13:12 Whewefowe ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus awso, that he m-might sanctify t-the peopwe with his 
own bwood, suffewed without t-the gate. 

13:13 Wet us go fowth thewefowe u-unto him without t-the camp, beawing his 
wepwoach. 

13:14 Fow hewe have we nyo continyuing city, but we seek onye to come. 

13:15 By him thewefowe wet us offew t-the sacwifice of pwaise to God 
c-continyuawwy, that is, t-the fwuit of ouw w-wips giving thanks to his nyame. 

1-13:16 But to (^-^*)/ d-do g-good and to (´ ∀ ` *) c-communyicate fowget nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow with such 
s-sacwifices God is w-weww pweased. 

13:17 O-Obey t-them that have t-the w-wuwe o-ovew y-you, and submit youwsewves: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they watch (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw souws, as they that (* ^ ω ^) m-must g-give account, that 
they may (^-^*)/ d-do it with joy, and nyot with g-gwief: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow that is unpwofitabwe 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

13:18 Pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we t-twust we have a g-good conscience, in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
things wiwwing to wive honyestwy. 

13:19 But I b-beseech you t-the wathew to (^-^*)/ d-do this, that I may be westowed 
to you t-the soonyew. 

1-13:20 Nyow t-the God of p-peace, that b-bwought again fwom t-the dead ouw Wowd 
Jesus, that gweat s-shephewd of t-the sheep, thwough t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the 
evewwasting c-covenyant, 13:21 Make you pewfect in {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy g-good wowk to (^-^*)/ d-do 
his wiww, wowking in you that which is wewwpweasing in his s-sight, 
thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; to whom be gwowy (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. 

13:22 And I b-beseech y-you, bwethwen, s-suffew t-the wowd of exhowtation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
I have wwitten a wettew u-unto you in f-few wowds. 

13:23 K-Knyow ye that ouw b-bwothew Timothy is s-set a-at w-wibewty; with whom, 
if he come s-showtwy, I wiww s-see you. 

13:24 S-Sawute (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-them that have t-the w-wuwe o-ovew y-you, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the saints. 

They of Itawy sawute you. 

13:25 Gwace be with you aww. A-Amen. 




The Genyewaw Epistwe of James 


1:1 James, a sewvant of God and of t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 
to t-the twewve twibes which awe scattewed abwoad, gweeting. 

1:2 My bwethwen, count it (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww joy when ye faww into divews 
temptations; 1:3 Knyowing this, that t-the twying of youw f-faith w-wowketh 
p-patience. 

1:4 But wet p-patience have hew pewfect wowk, that ye may be pewfect and 
entiwe, wanting nyothing. 

1:5 If any of you wack wisdom, wet him ask of G-God, that giveth to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
men wibewawwy, and upbwaideth n-nyot; and it shaww be given h-him. 

1-1:6 But wet him ask in faith, nyothing wavewing. Fow he that waveweth 
is w-wike a wave of t-the sea dwiven with t-the wind and tossed. 

1:7 Fow wet nyot that man think that he shaww weceive any t-thing of t-the 
Wowd. 

1:8 A-A d-doubwe minded man is unstabwe in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his w-ways. 

1-1:9 Wet t-the b-bwothew of (T_T) *cries* w-wow degwee wejoice in that he is exawted: 1:10 
But t-the wich, in that he is m-made wow: because as t-the fwowew of t-the 
gwass he shaww pass away. 

1:11 Fow t-the sun is nyo soonyew wisen with a b-buwnying h-heat, but it 
witheweth t-the gwass, and t-the fwowew theweof fawweth, and t-the gwace of 
t-the fashion of it p-pewisheth: so awso shaww t-the wich man fade away in 
his w-ways. 

1:12 Bwessed is t-the man that enduweth temptation: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow when he is 
(ノωヽ) t-twied, he shaww weceive t-the cwown of w-wife, which t-the Wowd hath 
pwomised to t-them that wove h-him. 

1:13 Wet nyo man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God 
c-cannyot be tempted with eviw, nyeithew tempteth he any man: 1:14 But 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man is tempted, when he is dwawn away of his own wust, and 
enticed. 

1:15 T-Then when w-wust hath conceived, it bwingeth fowth (*°▽°*) s-sin: and sin, 
when it is finyished, bwingeth fowth death. 

1:16 Do nyot eww, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved bwethwen. 

1:17 Evewy g-good gift and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy pewfect gift is fwom above, and cometh 
down fwom t-the Fathew of wights, with whom is nyo vawiabwenyess, nyeithew 
shadow of tuwnying. 

1:18 O-Of his own wiww begat he us with t-the wowd of twuth, that we 
shouwd be a kind of fiwstfwuits of his cweatuwes. 

1:19 Whewefowe, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved bwethwen, wet {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man be swift to h-heaw, 
swow to speak, swow to w-wwath: 1:20 Fow t-the wwath of man w-wowketh nyot 
t-the wighteousnyess of God. 

1-1:21 Whewefowe way apawt (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fiwthinyess and supewfwuity of 
n-nyaughtinyess, and weceive with meeknyess t-the e-engwafted wowd, which is 
abwe to s-save youw souws. 

1:22 But be ye doews of t-the wowd, and nyot heawews onwy, deceiving youw 
own sewves. 

1:23 Fow if any be a heawew of t-the wowd, and nyot a doew, he is w-wike 
u-unto a man behowding his n-nyatuwaw f-face in a g-gwass: 1-1:24 Fow he 
behowdeth himsewf, and goeth his way, and stwaightway f-fowgetteth what 
m-mannyew of man he was. 

1:25 But w-whoso wooketh into t-the pewfect (☆▽☆) w-waw of wibewty, and continyueth 
thewein, he being nyot a fowgetfuw heawew, but a doew of t-the wowk, this 
man shaww be bwessed in his d-deed. 

1:26 If any man among you seem to be wewigious, and bwidweth nyot his 
tongue, but deceiveth his own heawt, this man's wewigion is vain. 

1:27 Puwe wewigion and u-undefiwed befowe God and t-the Fathew is this, To 
v-visit t-the fathewwess and widows in theiw a-affwiction, and to keep 
himsewf unspotted fwom t-the wowwd. 

2:1 My bwethwen, have nyot t-the f-faith of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the Wowd 
of gwowy, with wespect of pewsons. 

2:2 Fow if (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come u-unto youw assembwy a man with a gowd wing, in 
goodwy appawew, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come in awso a poow man in viwe waiment; 2-2:3 
And ye have wespect to him that weaweth t-the gay cwothing, and say u-unto 
him, Sit t-thou hewe in a g-good pwace; and say to t-the poow, Stand t-thou 
thewe, ow sit hewe undew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my footstoow: 2:4 Awe ye nyot t-then p-pawtiaw in 
youwsewves, and awe become ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ *shuffles closer* j-judges of eviw t-thoughts? 2-2:5 Heawken, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
bewoved bwethwen, Hath nyot God chosen t-the poow of this wowwd wich in 
faith, and heiws of t-the kingdom which he hath pwomised to t-them that 
wove h-him? 2:6 But ye have (>_<) d-despised t-the poow. Do nyot wich men o(>ω<)o o-oppwess 
y-you, and d-dwaw you befowe t-the j-judgment s-seats? 2-2:7 Do nyot they 
bwaspheme that wowthy nyame by t-the which ye awe cawwed? 2:8 If ye 
fuwfiw t-the woyaw (☆▽☆) w-waw a-accowding to t-the scwiptuwe, T-Thou shawt wove thy 
(　･ω･)☞ *looks away* n-nyeighbouw as xDD t-thysewf, ye (^-^*)/ d-do weww: 2-2:9 But if ye have wespect to 
p-pewsons, ye commit sin, and awe convinced of t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw as twansgwessows. 

2:10 Fow w-whosoevew shaww keep t-the w-whowe w-waw, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet offend in onye 
point, he is g-guiwty of aww. 

2-2:11 Fow he that said, Do nyot commit a-aduwtewy, said awso, Do nyot k-kiww. 
Nyow if t-thou commit nyo a-aduwtewy, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet if t-thou k-kiww, t-thou awt become a 
twansgwessow of t-the waw. 

2:12 S-So speak ye, and so do, as they that shaww be judged by t-the (☆▽☆) w-waw 
of wibewty. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Fow he shaww have j-judgment without m-mewcy, that hath shewed nyo 
m-mewcy; and (´-ω-`) m-mewcy (╯✧▽✧)╯ w-wejoiceth against judgment. 

2:14 What doth it pwofit, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, t-though a man say he hath faith, 
and have nyot wowks? c-can f-faith s-save h-him? 2:15 If a b-bwothew ow s-sistew 
be nyaked, and destitute of daiwy food, 2:16 And onye of you say u-unto 
t-them, Depawt in p-peace, be ye wawmed and fiwwed; nyotwithstanding ye 
g-give t-them nyot those things which awe nyeedfuw to t-the body; what doth it 
pwofit? 2:17 Even so faith, if it hath nyot wowks, is dead, being 
awonye. 

2:18 Yea, a man may say, T-Thou hast faith, and I have wowks: s-shew m-me 
thy f-faith without thy wowks, and I wiww s-shew thee o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my f-faith by o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
wowks. 

2:19 T-Thou bewievest that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is onye God; t-thou doest weww: t-the deviws 
awso b-bewieve, and t-twembwe. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 But wiwt t-thou knyow, O-O vain ^.^ m-man, that f-faith without wowks is dead? 
2:21 Was nyot A-Abwaham ouw o(>ω<)o f-fathew j-justified by wowks, when he h-had 
offewed Isaac his son upon t-the a-awtaw? 2:22 S-Seest t-thou how f-faith 
wwought with his wowks, and by wowks w-was f-faith m-made pewfect? 2:23 And 
t-the scwiptuwe w-was fuwfiwwed which saith, A-Abwaham bewieved G-God, and it 
w-was (╯✧▽✧)╯ *screams* i-imputed u-unto him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wighteousnyess: and he w-was cawwed t-the Fwiend 
of God. 

2:24 Ye s-see t-then how that by wowks a man is justified, and nyot by 
f-faith onwy. 

2:25 Wikewise awso w-was nyot Wahab t-the hawwot j-justified by wowks, when 
she h-had weceived t-the messengews, and h-had sent t-them out anyothew way? 
2:26 Fow as t-the body without t-the spiwit is dead, so f-faith without 
wowks is dead awso. 

3-3:1 My bwethwen, be nyot many mastews, knyowing that we shaww weceive 
t-the gweatew condemnyation. 

3:2 Fow in many things we offend aww. If any man offend nyot in wowd, 
t-the same is a pewfect ^.^ m-man, and abwe awso to bwidwe t-the w-whowe body. 

3-3:3 Behowd, we put bits in t-the howses' m-mouths, that they may obey us; 
and we tuwn about theiw w-whowe body. 

3:4 (　･ω･)☞ B-Behowd awso t-the s-ships, which t-though they be so g-gweat, and awe 
dwiven of fiewce winds, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet awe they (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed about with a vewy smaww 
hewm, whithewsoevew t-the govewnyow wisteth. 

3:5 Even so t-the tongue is a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe m-membew, and boasteth gweat things. 

Behowd, how gweat a mattew a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe fiwe kindweth! 3-3:6 And t-the tongue 
is a f-fiwe, a wowwd of i-inyiquity: so is t-the tongue among ouw (´ ∀ ` *) m-membews, 
that it defiweth t-the w-whowe b-body, and setteth on fiwe t-the couwse of 
nyatuwe; and it is s-set on fiwe of heww. 

3:7 Fow {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy kind of beasts, and of biwds, and of sewpents, and of 
things in t-the sea, is tamed, and hath b-been tamed of mankind: 3:8 But 
t-the tongue c-can nyo man tame; it is an unwuwy eviw, f-fuww of deadwy 
poison. 

3-3:9 Thewewith bwess we G-God, even t-the F-Fathew; and thewewith (O_O;) c-cuwse we 
men, which awe m-made aftew t-the simiwitude of God. 

3:10 Out of t-the same mouth p-pwoceedeth bwessing and cuwsing. My 
bwethwen, these things ought nyot so to be. 

3:11 Doth a fountain send fowth a-at t-the same pwace sweet w-watew and 
bittew? 3:12 Can t-the fig twee, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, beaw owive bewwies? 
eithew a vinye, figs? so c-can nyo fountain both yiewd sawt w-watew and 
fwesh. 

3:13 Who is a wise man and endued with k-knyowwedge among y-you? wet him 
s-shew out of a g-good c-convewsation his wowks with meeknyess of w-wisdom. 

3:14 But if ye have bittew envying and stwife in youw heawts, gwowy 
nyot, and w-wie nyot against t-the twuth. 

3:15 This wisdom descendeth nyot fwom above, but is eawthwy, s-sensuaw, 
deviwish. 

3:16 Fow whewe envying and stwife is, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is confusion and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
eviw wowk. 

3:17 But t-the wisdom that is fwom a-above is fiwst puwe, t-then p-peaceabwe, 
gentwe, and easy to be i-intweated, f-fuww of (´-ω-`) m-mewcy and g-good fwuits, 
without pawtiawity, and without hypocwisy. 

3:18 And t-the fwuit of wighteousnyess is sown in peace of t-them that make 
p-peace. 

4:1 Fwom whence come waws and ＼(≧▽≦)／ f-fightings among y-you? come they nyot 
hence, even of youw wusts that waw in youw membews? 4-4:2 Ye wust, and 
have nyot: ye k-kiww, and d-desiwe to have, and c-cannyot obtain: ye fight and 
waw, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet ye have nyot, because ye ask n-nyot. 

4:3 Ye ask, and weceive nyot, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume 
it upon youw wusts. 

4-4:4 Ye aduwtewews and aduwtewesses, knyow ye nyot that t-the f-fwiendship of 
t-the wowwd is enmity with God? w-whosoevew thewefowe wiww be a fwiend of 
t-the wowwd is t-the enyemy of God. 

4-4:5 Do ye think that t-the scwiptuwe saith in vain, The spiwit that 
d-dwewweth in us w-wusteth to e-envy? 4:6 But he giveth mowe gwace. 
Whewefowe he saith, God w-wesisteth t-the pwoud, but giveth gwace u-unto t-the 
humbwe. 

4:7 Submit youwsewves thewefowe to God. Wesist t-the deviw, and he wiww 
fwee fwom you. 

4-4:8 Dwaw nyigh to G-God, and he wiww d-dwaw nyigh to you. C-Cweanse youw 
hands, ye sinnyews; and puwify youw heawts, ye d-doubwe minded. 

4:9 (☆▽☆) B-Be a-affwicted, and mouwn, and weep: wet youw waughtew be (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to 
mouwnying, and youw joy to heavinyess. 

4:10 Humbwe youwsewves in t-the sight of t-the W-Wowd, and he shaww wift you 
(＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

4:11 Speak nyot eviw onye of anyothew, bwethwen. He that s-speaketh eviw of 
his bwothew, and j-judgeth his bwothew, s-speaketh eviw of t-the w-waw, and 
j-judgeth t-the waw: but if t-thou j-judge t-the w-waw, t-thou awt nyot a doew of t-the 
w-waw, but a judge. 

4:12 Thewe is onye wawgivew, who is abwe to s-save and to destwoy: who 
awt t-thou that judgest (>_<) a-anyothew? 4:13 Go to n-nyow, ye that say, To day ow 
to mowwow we wiww go into such a city, and continyue (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a y-yeaw, and 
buy and seww, and get gain: 4:14 Wheweas ye knyow nyot what shaww be on 
t-the mowwow. Fow what is youw wife? I-It is even a vapouw, that appeaweth 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe time, and t-then vanyisheth away. 

4:15 Fow that ye ought to say, If t-the Wowd wiww, we shaww wive, and (^-^*)/ d-do 
this, ow that. 

4:16 But nyow ye wejoice in youw boastings: (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww such w-wejoicing is \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

4:17 Thewefowe to him that k-knyoweth to (^-^*)/ d-do g-good, and doeth it nyot, to 
him it is sin. 

5:1 Go to n-nyow, ye wich men, weep and howw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw misewies that shaww 
come upon you. 

5-5:2 Youw w-wiches awe cowwupted, and youw gawments awe motheaten. 

5:3 Youw gowd and s-siwvew is cankewed; and t-the wust of t-them shaww be a 
witnyess against y-you, and shaww e-eat youw fwesh as it wewe fiwe. Ye have 
heaped tweasuwe togethew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wast days. 

5:4 Behowd, t-the h-hiwe of t-the wabouwews who have weaped down youw 
fiewds, which is of you kept back by fwaud, cwieth: and t-the cwies of 
t-them which have weaped awe entewed into t-the eaws of t-the Wowd of 
s-sabaoth. 

5:5 Ye have w-wived in pweasuwe on t-the eawth, and b-been wanton; ye have 
n-nyouwished youw heawts, as in a day of s-swaughtew. 

5:6 Ye have condemnyed and kiwwed t-the just; and he doth nyot w-wesist you. 

5:7 (☆▽☆) B-Be patient thewefowe, bwethwen, u-unto t-the coming of t-the Wowd. 

Behowd, t-the husbandman waiteth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious fwuit of t-the eawth, 
and hath wong p-patience (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, untiw he weceive t-the eawwy and wattew 
wain. 

5:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be ye awso patient; s-stabwish youw heawts: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the coming of t-the 
Wowd dwaweth nyigh. 

5:9 Gwudge nyot onye against anyothew, bwethwen, west ye be c-condemnyed: 
b-behowd, t-the j-judge standeth befowe t-the d-doow. 

5:10 T-Take, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, t-the pwophets, who have spoken in t-the nyame of 
t-the W-Wowd, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an e-exampwe of suffewing a-affwiction, and of p-patience. 

5:11 Behowd, we count t-them happy which enduwe. Ye have heawd of t-the 
p-patience of Job, and have s-seen t-the end of t-the Wowd; that t-the Wowd is 
vewy pitifuw, and of tendew mewcy. 

5:12 But a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, sweaw nyot, nyeithew by heaven, 
nyeithew by t-the eawth, nyeithew by any othew oath: but wet youw yea be 
y-yea; and youw nyay, nyay; west ye faww into condemnyation. 

5-5:13 Is any among you affwicted? wet him p-pway. Is any mewwy? wet him 
sing psawms. 

5:14 Is any sick among y-you? wet him caww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the ewdews of t-the chuwch; 
and wet t-them p-pway o-ovew him, anyointing him with oiw in t-the nyame of t-the 
Wowd: 5:15 And t-the pwayew of f-faith shaww s-save t-the sick, and t-the Wowd 
shaww w-waise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shaww be 
fowgiven h-him. 

5:16 C-Confess youw fauwts onye to anyothew, and p-pway onye (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow anyothew, 
that ye may be heawed. The effectuaw fewvent pwayew of a wighteous man 
avaiweth much. 

5:17 Ewias w-was a man subject to w-wike passions as we a-awe, and he pwayed 
eawnyestwy that it m-might nyot wain: and it wainyed nyot on t-the eawth by 
t-the space of thwee yeaws and six months. 

5:18 And he pwayed again, and t-the heaven gave wain, and t-the eawth 
b-bwought fowth hew fwuit. 

5:19 Bwethwen, if any of you (^-^*)/ d-do eww fwom t-the twuth, and onye convewt 
h-him; 5:20 Wet him knyow, that he which c-convewteth t-the sinnyew fwom t-the 
ewwow of his w-way shaww s-save a souw fwom d-death, and shaww hide a 
muwtitude of sins. 




The Fiwst Epistwe Genyewaw of (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew 


1:1 Petew, an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, to t-the stwangews scattewed 
(＞ｍ＜) *leans over* t-thwoughout Pontus, G-Gawatia, Cappadocia, Asia, and B-Bithynyia, 1:2 Ewect 
a-accowding to t-the foweknyowwedge of God t-the Fathew, thwough 
sanctification of t-the S-Spiwit, u-unto obedience and spwinkwing of t-the 
( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: Gwace u-unto y-you, and p-peace, be muwtipwied. 

1:3 Bwessed be t-the God and Fathew of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, which 
a-accowding to his abundant (´-ω-`) m-mewcy hath begotten us again u-unto a wivewy 
hope by t-the wesuwwection of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist fwom t-the dead, 1:4 To an 
(♡°▽°♡) i-inhewitance incowwuptibwe, and undefiwed, and that fadeth nyot away, 
wesewved in heaven (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, 1:5 Who awe kept by t-the p-powew of God 
thwough f-faith u-unto sawvation weady to be weveawed in t-the wast ^w^ t-time. 

1-1:6 Whewein ye gweatwy wejoice, t-though nyow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a season, if nyeed be, 
ye awe in heavinyess thwough manyifowd temptations: 1:7 That t-the twiaw 
of youw faith, being m-much mowe (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious than of gowd that p-pewisheth, 
t-though it be twied with f-fiwe, m-might be f-found u-unto pwaise and honyouw 
and gwowy a-at t-the appeawing of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1:8 Whom h-having nyot seen, 
ye wove; in whom, t-though nyow ye s-see him nyot, (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet bewieving, ye wejoice 
with joy unspeakabwe and f-fuww of gwowy: 1-1:9 Weceiving t-the end of youw 
faith, even t-the sawvation of youw souws. 

1:10 O-Of which sawvation t-the pwophets have enquiwed and seawched 
diwigentwy, who pwophesied of t-the gwace that shouwd come u-unto you: 
1:11 Seawching what, ow what m-mannyew of time t-the Spiwit of Chwist which 
w-was in t-them did signyify, when it testified befowehand t-the suffewings 
of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and t-the gwowy that shouwd fowwow. 

1:12 Unto whom it w-was weveawed, that nyot u-unto themsewves, but u-unto us 
they did m-minyistew t-the things, which awe nyow wepowted u-unto you by t-them 
that have (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached t-the gospew u-unto you with t-the Howy Ghost sent down 
fwom heaven; which things t-the angews d-desiwe to wook into. 

1:13 Whewefowe giwd up t-the woins of youw mind, be sobew, and hope to 
t-the end (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwace that is to be b-bwought u-unto you a-at t-the wevewation 
of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; 1:14 As xDD o-obedient c-chiwdwen, nyot (≧◡≦) f-fashionying youwsewves 
a-accowding to t-the f-fowmew wusts in youw ignyowance: 1:15 But as he which 
hath cawwed you is howy, so be ye h-howy in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of convewsation; 
1:16 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because it is wwitten, (☆▽☆) B-Be ye (＃￣ω￣) h-howy; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am howy. 

1:17 And if ye caww on t-the Fathew, who without wespect of p-pewsons 
j-judgeth a-accowding to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man's wowk, pass t-the time of youw 
sojouwnying hewe in feaw: 1:18 Fowasmuch as ye knyow that ye wewe nyot 
wedeemed with cowwuptibwe things, as s-siwvew and gowd, fwom youw vain 
c-convewsation weceived by twadition fwom youw fathews; 1:19 But with 
t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, as of a wamb without ⊂(･ω･*⊂) b-bwemish and without 
spot: 1:20 Who vewiwy w-was foweowdainyed befowe t-the f-foundation of t-the 
wowwd, but w-was manyifest in these wast times (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow y-you, 1-1:21 Who by him 
(^-^*)/ d-do bewieve in G-God, that waised him up fwom t-the dead, and gave him 
gwowy; that youw f-faith and hope m-might be in God. 

1:22 Seeing ye have puwified youw s-souws in obeying t-the twuth thwough 
t-the Spiwit u-unto unfeignyed wove of t-the bwethwen, s-see that ye wove onye 
anyothew with a puwe heawt fewventwy: 1:23 Being bown again, nyot of 
cowwuptibwe seed, but of incowwuptibwe, by t-the wowd of G-God, which 
wiveth and abideth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1-1:24 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww fwesh is as gwass, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the gwowy of man as t-the fwowew 
of gwass. The gwass witheweth, and t-the fwowew theweof f-fawweth (☆ω☆) a-away: 
1:25 But t-the wowd of t-the Wowd enduweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. And this is t-the wowd 
which by t-the gospew is (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto you. 

2:1 Whewefowe waying aside (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww mawice, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww g-guiwe, and hypocwisies, 
and e-envies, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww eviw speakings, 2:2 As nyewbown b-babes, d-desiwe t-the 
sincewe miwk of t-the wowd, that ye may gwow theweby: 2-2:3 If so be ye 
have tasted that t-the Wowd is gwacious. 

2:4 To whom coming, as u-unto a wiving stonye, disawwowed indeed of men, 
but chosen of G-God, and p-pwecious, 2-2:5 Ye awso, as wivewy stonyes, awe 
b-buiwt up a \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw h-house, an h-howy pwiesthood, to offew up \(★ω★)/ s-spiwituaw 
sacwifices, acceptabwe to God by ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

2:6 Whewefowe awso it is c-containyed in t-the scwiptuwe, Behowd, I way in 
Sion a chief cownyew stonye, ewect, pwecious: and he that b-bewieveth on 
him shaww nyot be confounded. 

2-2:7 Unto you thewefowe which bewieve he is pwecious: but u-unto t-them 
which be disobedient, t-the stonye which t-the buiwdews disawwowed, t-the 
same is m-made t-the ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head of t-the cownyew, 2:8 And a stonye of stumbwing, and 
a w-wock of offence, even to t-them which stumbwe a-at t-the wowd, being 
disobedient: wheweunto awso they wewe a-appointed. 

2-2:9 But ye awe a chosen g-genyewation, a woyaw pwiesthood, an h-howy 
nyation, a pecuwiaw peopwe; that ye shouwd s-shew fowth t-the p-pwaises of 
him who hath cawwed you out of dawknyess into his mawvewwous wight; 
2:10 W-Which in time past wewe nyot a p-peopwe, but awe nyow t-the peopwe of 
G-God: which h-had nyot obtainyed m-mewcy, but nyow have obtainyed mewcy. 

2-2:11 (☆▽☆) D-Deawwy bewoved, I b-beseech you as stwangews and piwgwims, abstain 
fwom fweshwy wusts, which waw against t-the s-souw; 2:12 ^w^ *screams* H-Having youw 
c-convewsation honyest among t-the Gentiwes: that, w-wheweas they speak 
against you as eviwdoews, they may by youw g-good wowks, which they 
shaww b-behowd, gwowify God in t-the day of visitation. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 Submit youwsewves to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy owdinyance of man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's sake: 
whethew it be to t-the king, as supweme; 2:14 Ow u-unto govewnyows, as u-unto 
t-them that awe sent by him (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the punyishment of eviwdoews, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
pwaise of t-them that (^-^*)/ d-do weww. 

2:15 Fow so is t-the wiww of G-God, that with w-weww doing ye may put to 
siwence t-the ignyowance of foowish m-men: 2:16 As fwee, and nyot using youw 
w-wibewty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a c-cwoke of mawiciousnyess, but as t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of God. 

2:17 Honyouw (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-men. Wove t-the ( ~*-*)~ b-bwothewhood. Feaw God. Honyouw t-the king. 

2:18 Sewvants, be subject to youw mastews with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww feaw; nyot onwy to 
t-the g-good and gentwe, but awso to t-the fwowawd. 

2:19 Fow this is thankwowthy, if a man (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow conscience towawd God 
e-enduwe gwief, suffewing w-wwongfuwwy. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Fow what gwowy is it, (O_O;) i-if, when ye be buffeted (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow youw fauwts, ye 
shaww o(>ω<)o t-take it p-patientwy? but (O_O;) i-if, when ye (^-^*)/ d-do weww, and s-suffew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it, 
ye o(>ω<)o t-take it patientwy, this is acceptabwe with God. 

2:21 Fow even heweunto wewe ye (>_<) c-cawwed: because Chwist awso suffewed 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow u-us, weaving us an e-exampwe, that ye shouwd fowwow his steps: 2:22 
Who did nyo sin, nyeithew w-was g-guiwe f-found in his m-mouth: 2:23 Who, when 
he w-was weviwed, weviwed nyot a-again; when he suffewed, he thweatenyed 
n-nyot; but committed himsewf to him that j-judgeth wighteouswy: 2:24 Who 
his own sewf bawe ouw s-sins in his own body on t-the twee, that ^w^ w-we, being 
dead to sins, shouwd wive u-unto wighteousnyess: by whose stwipes ye wewe 
heawed. 

2:25 Fow ye wewe as sheep g-going a-astway; but awe nyow wetuwnyed u-unto t-the 
Shephewd and Bishop of youw souws. 

3-3:1 Wikewise, ye wives, be in s-subjection to youw own husbands; that, 
if any obey nyot t-the wowd, they awso may without t-the wowd be won by t-the 
c-convewsation of t-the wives; 3:2 Whiwe they (x_x)V b-behowd youw chaste 
c-convewsation (o･ω･o) c-coupwed with feaw. 

3-3:3 Whose adownying wet it nyot be that (╯✧▽✧)╯ *cuddles you* o-outwawd adownying of (;;;*_*) p-pwaiting t-the 
haiw, and of weawing of gowd, ow of putting on of appawew; 3:4 But wet 
it be t-the ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden man of t-the heawt, in that which is nyot c-cowwuptibwe, 
even t-the ownyament of a meek and quiet spiwit, which is in t-the sight of 
God of gweat p-pwice. 

3:5 Fow aftew this m-mannyew in t-the o-owd time t-the h-howy w-women awso, who 
twusted in G-God, adownyed themsewves, being in s-subjection u-unto theiw own 
h-husbands: 3-3:6 Even as Sawa obeyed A-Abwaham, cawwing him wowd: whose 
daughtews ye a-awe, as wong as ye (^-^*)/ d-do weww, and awe nyot afwaid with any 
amazement. 

3:7 Wikewise, ye h-husbands, dweww with t-them a-accowding to knyowwedge, 
giving honyouw u-unto t-the wife, as u-unto t-the weakew v-vessew, and as being 
heiws togethew of t-the gwace of wife; that youw pwayews be nyot 
hindewed. 

3:8 Finyawwy, be ye (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of onye mind, h-having compassion onye of anyothew, 
wove as bwethwen, be pitifuw, be couwteous: 3-3:9 Nyot wendewing eviw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
eviw, ow waiwing (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow waiwing: but contwawiwise b-bwessing; knyowing that 
ye awe theweunto cawwed, that ye shouwd i-inhewit a bwessing. 

3:10 Fow he that wiww wove w-wife, and s-see g-good days, wet him wefwain 
his tongue fwom eviw, and his w-wips that they speak nyo guiwe: 3:11 Wet 
him eschew eviw, and (^-^*)/ d-do good; wet him seek p-peace, and ensue it. 

3:12 Fow t-the eyes of t-the Wowd awe o-ovew t-the (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, and his eaws awe 
open u-unto theiw pwayews: but t-the f-face of t-the Wowd is against t-them that 
(^-^*)/ d-do \(★ω★)/ *giggles shyly* e-eviw. 

3:13 And who is he that wiww hawm y-you, if ye be fowwowews of that 
which is good? 3:14 But and if ye s-suffew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wighteousnyess' sake, 
happy awe ye: and be nyot afwaid of theiw tewwow, nyeithew be twoubwed; 
3:15 But sanctify t-the Wowd God in youw heawts: and be weady awways to 
g-give an answew to {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that asketh you a w-weason of t-the hope that 
is in you with meeknyess and feaw: 3:16 ^w^ *screams* H-Having a g-good conscience; that, 
w-wheweas they speak eviw of y-you, as of eviwdoews, they may be a-ashamed 
that fawsewy a-accuse youw g-good c-convewsation in (T_T) C-Chwist. 

3:17 Fow it is bettew, if t-the wiww of God be so, that ye s-suffew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
w-weww doing, than (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow eviw doing. 

3:18 Fow Chwist awso hath o-once suffewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sins, t-the just (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
u-unjust, that he m-might bwing us to G-God, being put to death in t-the 
f-fwesh, but quickenyed by t-the Spiwit: 3:19 By which awso he went and 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached u-unto t-the s-spiwits in pwison; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 W-Which sometime wewe 
disobedient, when o-once t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wongsuffewing of God waited in t-the days of 
Nyoah, whiwe t-the awk w-was a pwepawing, whewein few, that is, eight s-souws 
wewe saved by watew. 

3:21 The w-wike figuwe wheweunto even baptism doth awso nyow s-save us (nyot 
t-the putting away of t-the fiwth of t-the f-fwesh, but t-the answew of a g-good 
conscience towawd God,) by t-the wesuwwection of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 3-3:22 Who 
is gonye into heaven, and is on t-the wight hand of God; angews and 
authowities and powews being m-made subject u-unto h-him. 

4:1 Fowasmuch t-then as Chwist hath suffewed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us in t-the f-fwesh, a-awm 
youwsewves wikewise with t-the same mind: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that hath suffewed in 
t-the fwesh hath ceased fwom sin; 4-4:2 That he nyo wongew shouwd wive t-the 
w-west of his time in t-the fwesh to t-the wusts of men, but to t-the wiww of 
God. 

4:3 Fow t-the time past of ouw wife may suffice us to have wwought t-the 
wiww of t-the G-Gentiwes, when we wawked in wasciviousnyess, wusts, ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ e-excess 
of winye, wevewwings, banquetings, and abominyabwe idowatwies: 4-4:4 
Whewein they think it s-stwange that ye w-wun nyot with t-them to t-the same 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ e-excess of wiot, speaking eviw of you: 4-4:5 Who shaww g-give ( ~*-*)~ a-account to 
him that is weady to j-judge t-the quick and t-the dead. 

4:6 Fow (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this c-cause w-was t-the gospew (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ *looks away* p-pweached awso to t-them that awe 
dead, that they m-might be judged a-accowding to men in t-the f-fwesh, but 
wive a-accowding to God in t-the spiwit. 

4:7 But t-the end of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things is a-at hand: be ye thewefowe sobew, and 
watch u-unto p-pwayew. 

4-4:8 And a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things have fewvent chawity among youwsewves: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
chawity shaww covew t-the muwtitude of sins. 

4:9 ╰(▔∀▔)╯ U-Use hospitawity onye to anyothew without gwudging. 

4:10 As {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man hath weceived t-the gift, even so m-minyistew t-the same 
onye to anyothew, as g-good stewawds of t-the manyifowd gwace of God. 

4:11 If any man speak, wet him speak as t-the o-owacwes of God; if any man 
minyistew, wet him (^-^*)/ d-do it as of t-the abiwity which God giveth: that God 
in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things may be gwowified thwough ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, to whom be pwaise 
and dominyion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. 

4:12 Bewoved, think it nyot s-stwange c-concewnying t-the fiewy twiaw which is 
to twy y-you, as t-though s-some s-stwange t-thing happenyed u-unto you: 4:13 But 
wejoice, i-inyasmuch as ye awe pawtakews of Chwist's suffewings; that, 
when his gwowy shaww be weveawed, ye may be gwad awso with exceeding 
j-joy. 

4:14 If ye be wepwoached (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the nyame of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, happy awe y-ye; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
spiwit of gwowy and of God westeth upon you: on theiw pawt he is eviw 
spoken of, but on youw pawt he is ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ g-gwowified. 

4:15 But wet nyonye of you s-suffew as a m-muwdewew, ow as a thief, ow as an 
eviwdoew, ow as a busybody in othew men's mattews. 

4:16 Y-Yet if any man s-suffew as a Chwistian, wet him nyot be ashamed; but 
wet him gwowify God on this behawf. 

4:17 Fow t-the time is come that j-judgment (* ^ ω ^) m-must b-begin a-at t-the house of 
G-God: and if it fiwst b-begin a-at u-us, what shaww t-the end be of t-them that 
obey nyot t-the gospew of God? 4-4:18 And if t-the wighteous scawcewy be 
saved, whewe shaww t-the ungodwy and t-the sinnyew appeaw? 4:19 Whewefowe 
wet t-them that s-suffew a-accowding to t-the wiww of God commit t-the keeping 
of theiw s-souws to him in w-weww doing, as u-unto a faithfuw Cweatow. 

5:1 The ewdews which awe among you I exhowt, who am awso an ewdew, and 
a witnyess of t-the suffewings of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and awso a p-pawtakew of t-the 
gwowy that shaww be weveawed: 5-5:2 F-Feed t-the fwock of God which is among 
y-you, taking t-the ovewsight t-theweof, nyot by constwaint, but wiwwingwy; 
nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow fiwthy wucwe, but of a weady mind; 5:3 N-Nyeithew as being wowds 
o-ovew God's h-hewitage, but being ensampwes to t-the fwock. 

5:4 And when t-the chief Shephewd shaww appeaw, ye shaww weceive a cwown 
of gwowy that fadeth nyot away. 

5:5 Wikewise, ye youngew, submit youwsewves u-unto t-the ewdew. Yea, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
of you be subject onye to anyothew, and be cwothed with humiwity: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
God w-wesisteth t-the pwoud, and giveth gwace to t-the humbwe. 

5:6 Humbwe youwsewves thewefowe undew t-the mighty hand of G-God, that he 
may e-exawt you in d-due time: 5:7 Casting (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww youw cawe upon h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he 
caweth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow you. 

5:8 (☆▽☆) B-Be sobew, be vigiwant; because youw a-advewsawy t-the deviw, as a 
woawing wion, w-wawketh a-about, seeking whom he may d-devouw: 5:9 Whom 
w-wesist stedfast in t-the faith, knyowing that t-the same a-affwictions awe 
(♡°▽°♡) a-accompwished in youw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that awe in t-the wowwd. 

5:10 But t-the God of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gwace, who hath cawwed us u-unto his etewnyaw 
gwowy by Chwist Jesus, aftew that ye have suffewed a whiwe, make you 
p-pewfect, stabwish, stwengthen, s-settwe you. 

5:11 To him be gwowy and dominyion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. 

5:12 By S-Siwvanyus, a faithfuw b-bwothew u-unto y-you, as I suppose, I have 
wwitten bwiefwy, e-exhowting, and testifying that this is t-the twue gwace 
of God whewein ye stand. 

5-5:13 The chuwch that is a-at Babywon, ewected togethew with y-you, 
sawuteth you; and so doth Mawcus o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

5:14 Gweet ye onye anyothew with a (O.O) k-kiss of chawity. Peace be with you 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in Chwist Jesus. A-Amen. 




The S-Second Genyewaw Epistwe of (* ^ ω ^) *giggles shyly* P-Petew 


1:1 Simon Petew, a sewvant and an apostwe of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, to t-them 
that have obtainyed w-wike (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious f-faith with us thwough t-the 
wighteousnyess of God and ouw x3 *screams* S-Saviouw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist: 1:2 Gwace and peace 
be m-muwtipwied u-unto you thwough t-the k-knyowwedge of G-God, and of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus ouw 
W-Wowd, 1:3 Accowding as his divinye p-powew hath given u-unto us (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things 
that pewtain u-unto wife and godwinyess, thwough t-the k-knyowwedge of him 
that hath cawwed us to gwowy and viwtue: 1:4 Wheweby awe given u-unto us 
exceeding gweat and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious p-pwomises: that by these ye m-might be 
pawtakews of t-the divinye nyatuwe, h-having escaped t-the cowwuption that is 
in t-the wowwd thwough w-wust. 

1:5 And beside this, giving (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww diwigence, a-add to youw f-faith viwtue; 
and to viwtue knyowwedge; 1-1:6 And to k-knyowwedge tempewance; and to 
tempewance patience; and to p-patience godwinyess; 1:7 And to godwinyess 
bwothewwy kindnyess; and to bwothewwy k-kindnyess chawity. 

1:8 Fow if these things be in y-you, and abound, they make you that ye 
shaww nyeithew be b-bawwen (=`ω´=) n-nyow unfwuitfuw in t-the k-knyowwedge of ouw Wowd 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1-1:9 But he that wacketh these things is bwind, and c-cannyot s-see afaw 
off, and hath fowgotten that he w-was (*^.^*) p-puwged fwom his o-owd sins. 

1:10 Whewefowe t-the wathew, bwethwen, g-give diwigence to make youw 
cawwing and ewection suwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if ye (^-^*)/ d-do these things, ye shaww nyevew 
faww: 1:11 Fow so an entwance shaww be minyistewed u-unto you abundantwy 
into t-the evewwasting kingdom of ouw Wowd and x3 *screams* S-Saviouw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:12 Whewefowe I wiww nyot be nyegwigent to put you awways in 
w-wemembwance of these things, t-though ye knyow t-them, and be estabwished 
in t-the pwesent twuth. 

1:13 Yea, I think it meet, as wong as I am in this tabewnyacwe, to stiw 
you up by putting you in wemembwance; 1:14 Knyowing that showtwy I (* ^ ω ^) m-must 
put off this o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my tabewnyacwe, even as ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist hath shewed 
me. 

1:15 Moweovew I wiww endeavouw that ye may be abwe aftew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my decease to 
have these things awways in wemembwance. 

1:16 Fow we have nyot f-fowwowed cunnyingwy devised fabwes, when we m-made 
knyown u-unto you t-the p-powew and coming of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, but wewe 
e-eyewitnyesses of his m-majesty. 

1:17 Fow he weceived fwom God t-the Fathew honyouw and gwowy, when (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
came such a voice to him fwom t-the excewwent gwowy, This is o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewoved 
Son, in whom I am w-weww pweased. 

1:18 And this voice which came fwom heaven we heawd, when we wewe with 
him in t-the h-howy mount. 

1:19 We have awso a mowe suwe wowd of pwophecy; wheweunto ye (^-^*)/ d-do w-weww 
that ye o(>ω<)o t-take heed, as u-unto a wight that shinyeth in a dawk pwace, untiw 
t-the day d-dawn, and t-the day staw a-awise in youw heawts: 1:20 Knyowing this 
fiwst, that nyo pwophecy of t-the scwiptuwe is of any pwivate 
intewpwetation. 

1-1:21 Fow t-the pwophecy came nyot in o-owd time by t-the wiww of man: but 
h-howy men of God spake as they wewe moved by t-the Howy Ghost. 

2:1 But (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe f-fawse pwophets awso among t-the p-peopwe, even as (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be f-fawse teachews among y-you, who pwiviwy shaww bwing in d-damnyabwe 
hewesies, even denying t-the Wowd that bought t-them, and bwing upon 
themsewves swift destwuction. 

2:2 And many shaww fowwow theiw (✧ω✧) p-pewnyicious w-ways; by w-weason of whom t-the 
w-way of twuth shaww be eviw spoken of. 

2-2:3 And thwough covetousnyess shaww they with feignyed w-wowds make 
mewchandise of you: whose j-judgment nyow of a wong time wingeweth nyot, 
and theiw damnyation swumbeweth n-nyot. 

2:4 Fow if God spawed nyot t-the angews that sinnyed, but cast t-them down 
to heww, and dewivewed t-them into c-chains of dawknyess, to be wesewved 
u-unto judgment; 2-2:5 And spawed nyot t-the o-owd wowwd, but saved N-Nyoah t-the 
eighth (・_・ヾ p-pewson, a pweachew of wighteousnyess, bwinging in t-the fwood upon 
t-the wowwd of t-the ungodwy; 2:6 And tuwnying t-the c-cities of Sodom and 
o(>< )o G-Gomowwha into ashes condemnyed t-them with an ovewthwow, making t-them an 
ensampwe u-unto those that aftew shouwd wive ungodwy; 2-2:7 And dewivewed 
just Wot, vexed with t-the fiwthy c-convewsation of t-the wicked: 2:8 (Fow 
that wighteous man dwewwing among t-them, in seeing and h-heawing, vexed 
his wighteous souw fwom day to day with theiw unwawfuw deeds;) 2-2:9 The 
Wowd k-knyoweth how to d-dewivew t-the g-godwy out of temptations, and to 
wesewve t-the unjust u-unto t-the day of j-judgment to be punyished: 2:10 But 
chiefwy t-them that wawk aftew t-the fwesh in t-the w-wust of uncweannyess, and 
despise govewnment. Pwesumptuous awe they, s-sewfwiwwed, they awe nyot 
afwaid to speak eviw of dignyities. 

2-2:11 Wheweas a-angews, which awe gweatew in p-powew and might, bwing nyot 
waiwing accusation against t-them befowe t-the Wowd. 

2:12 But these, as n-nyatuwaw bwute beasts, m-made to be taken and 
destwoyed, speak eviw of t-the things that they undewstand n-nyot; and 
shaww u-uttewwy pewish in theiw own cowwuption; (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 And shaww weceive 
t-the wewawd of unwighteousnyess, as they that count it pweasuwe to (　･ω･)☞ w-wiot 
in t-the day ^w^ t-time. S-Spots they awe and bwemishes, spowting themsewves 
with theiw own deceivings whiwe they (♡°▽°♡) f-feast with you; 2:14 ^w^ *screams* H-Having eyes 
f-fuww of a-aduwtewy, and that c-cannyot cease fwom sin; b-beguiwing unstabwe 
souws: an heawt they have exewcised with covetous p-pwactices; cuwsed 
chiwdwen: 2:15 W-Which have fowsaken t-the wight way, and awe gonye astway, 
fowwowing t-the w-way of Bawaam t-the son of Bosow, who woved t-the wages of 
unwighteousnyess; 2:16 But w-was webuked (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his i-inyiquity: t-the dumb a-ass 
speaking with man's voice fowbad t-the madnyess of t-the pwophet. 

2:17 These awe w-wewws without watew, cwouds that awe cawwied with a 
tempest; to whom t-the m-mist of dawknyess is wesewved (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

2:18 Fow when they speak gweat swewwing w-wowds of v-vanyity, they a-awwuwe 
thwough t-the wusts of t-the f-fwesh, thwough m-much wantonnyess, those that 
wewe cwean escaped fwom t-them who wive in ewwow. 

2:19 Whiwe they pwomise t-them wibewty, they themsewves awe t-the (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants 
of c-cowwuption: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow of whom a man is ovewcome, of t-the same is he 
b-bwought in bondage. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 Fow if aftew they have escaped t-the powwutions of t-the wowwd 
thwough t-the k-knyowwedge of t-the Wowd and x3 *screams* S-Saviouw ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, they awe 
again entangwed thewein, and ovewcome, t-the wattew end is wowse with 
t-them than t-the beginnying. 

2:21 Fow it h-had b-been bettew (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them nyot to have knyown t-the w-way of 
wighteousnyess, than, aftew they have knyown it, to tuwn fwom t-the h-howy 
commandment dewivewed u-unto them. 

2:22 But it is happenyed u-unto t-them a-accowding to t-the twue pwovewb, The 
d-dog is (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to his own vomit a-again; and t-the sow that w-was washed to 
hew wawwowing in t-the miwe. 

3-3:1 This second epistwe, bewoved, I nyow wwite u-unto you; in both which 
I stiw up youw puwe m-minds by w-way of wemembwance: 3:2 That ye may be 
mindfuw of t-the w-wowds which wewe spoken befowe by t-the h-howy pwophets, 
and of t-the commandment of us t-the apostwes of t-the Wowd and Saviouw: 3-3:3 
Knyowing this fiwst, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww come in t-the wast days scoffews, 
wawking aftew theiw own wusts, 3:4 And s-saying, Whewe is t-the pwomise of 
his coming? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow since t-the f-fathews feww asweep, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things continyue as 
they wewe fwom t-the beginnying of t-the c-cweation. 

3:5 Fow this they w-wiwwingwy awe i-ignyowant of, that by t-the wowd of God 
t-the h-heavens wewe of o-owd, and t-the eawth standing out of t-the w-watew and 
in t-the watew: 3-3:6 Wheweby t-the wowwd that t-then was, being ovewfwowed 
with watew, pewished: 3:7 But t-the h-heavens and t-the eawth, which awe 
n-nyow, by t-the same wowd awe kept in s-stowe, wesewved u-unto fiwe against 
t-the day of j-judgment and pewdition of ungodwy m-men. 

3:8 B-But, bewoved, be nyot i-ignyowant of this onye thing, that onye day is 
with t-the Wowd as a t-thousand yeaws, and a t-thousand yeaws as onye d-day. 

3-3:9 The Wowd is nyot swack c-concewnying his pwomise, as s-some men count 
swacknyess; but is ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wongsuffewing to us-wawd, nyot wiwwing that any 
shouwd pewish, but that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww shouwd come to wepentance. 

3:10 But t-the day of t-the Wowd wiww come as a t-thief in t-the nyight; in t-the 
which t-the h-heavens shaww pass away with a gweat nyoise, and t-the ewements 
shaww mewt with fewvent h-heat, t-the eawth awso and t-the wowks that awe 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein shaww be buwnyed (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

3:11 Seeing t-then that (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww these things shaww be dissowved, what m-mannyew 
of p-pewsons ought ye to be in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww h-howy c-convewsation and godwinyess, 3:12 
xDD W-Wooking (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow and hasting u-unto t-the coming of t-the day of G-God, whewein t-the 
h-heavens being on fiwe shaww be dissowved, and t-the ewements shaww mewt 
with fewvent heat? 3:13 Nyevewthewess ^w^ w-we, a-accowding to his pwomise, 
wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyew h-heavens and a nyew eawth, whewein d-dwewweth ( ~*-*)~ w-wighteousnyess. 

3:14 Whewefowe, bewoved, seeing that ye wook (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow such things, be 
d-diwigent that ye may be f-found of him in p-peace, without |･ω･) *cries* s-spot, and 
bwamewess. 

3:15 And ( ~*-*)~ a-account that t-the ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ w-wongsuffewing of ouw Wowd is sawvation; even 
as ouw bewoved b-bwothew Pauw awso a-accowding to t-the wisdom given u-unto 
him hath wwitten u-unto you; 3:16 As awso in (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww his epistwes, speaking 
in t-them of these things; in which awe s-some things hawd to be 
undewstood, which they that awe unweawnyed and unstabwe w-wwest, as they 
(^-^*)/ d-do awso t-the othew scwiptuwes, u-unto theiw own destwuction. 

3:17 Ye thewefowe, bewoved, seeing ye knyow these things b-befowe, bewawe 
west ye awso, being w-wed away with t-the ewwow of t-the w-wicked, faww fwom 
youw own s-stedfastnyess. 

3:18 But gwow in gwace, and in t-the k-knyowwedge of ouw Wowd and x3 *screams* S-Saviouw 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. To him be gwowy both nyow and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. A-Amen. 




The Fiwst Epistwe Genyewaw of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John 


1:1 That which w-was fwom t-the beginnying, which we have heawd, which we 
have s-seen with ouw eyes, which we have wooked u-upon, and ouw h-hands have 
handwed, of t-the Wowd of wife; 1:2 (Fow t-the wife w-was manyifested, and we 
have s-seen it, and beaw witnyess, and s-shew u-unto you that etewnyaw w-wife, 
which w-was with t-the Fathew, and w-was m-manyifested u-unto us;) 1:3 That which 
we have s-seen and heawd decwawe we u-unto y-you, that ye awso may have 
fewwowship with us: and t-twuwy ouw fewwowship is with t-the Fathew, and 
with his S-Son ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:4 And these things wwite we u-unto y-you, that youw joy may be fuww. 

1:5 This t-then is t-the message which we have heawd of him, and decwawe 
u-unto y-you, that God is wight, and in him is nyo dawknyess a-at aww. 

1-1:6 If we say that we have fewwowship with him, and wawk in dawknyess, 
we wie, and (^-^*)/ d-do nyot t-the twuth: 1:7 But if we wawk in t-the wight, as he 
is in t-the wight, we have fewwowship onye with anyothew, and t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist his S-Son cweanseth us fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww sin. 

1:8 If we say that we have nyo sin, we deceive ouwsewves, and t-the twuth 
is nyot in us. 

1-1:9 If we confess ouw sins, he is faithfuw and just to fowgive us ouw 
sins, and to cweanse us fwom (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww unwighteousnyess. 

1:10 If we say that we have nyot sinnyed, we make him a wiaw, and his 
wowd is nyot in us. 

2:1 My ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, these things wwite I u-unto y-you, that ye sin 
n-nyot. 

And if any man sin, we have an advocate with t-the Fathew, ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist 
t-the w-wighteous: 2:2 And he is t-the pwopitiation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw (*≧ω≦*) *twerks* s-sins: and nyot 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw's onwy, but awso (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the s-sins of t-the w-whowe wowwd. 

2-2:3 And heweby we (^-^*)/ d-do knyow that we knyow him, if we keep his 
commandments. 

2:4 He that saith, I knyow him, and keepeth nyot his commandments, is a 
wiaw, and t-the twuth is nyot in h-him. 

2-2:5 But w-whoso keepeth his wowd, in him vewiwy is t-the wove of God 
pewfected: heweby knyow we that we awe in h-him. 

2:6 He that saith he abideth in him ought himsewf awso so to wawk, 
even as he wawked. 

2-2:7 Bwethwen, I wwite nyo nyew commandment u-unto y-you, but an o-owd 
commandment which ye h-had fwom t-the beginnying. The o-owd commandment is 
t-the wowd which ye have heawd fwom t-the beginnying. 

2:8 A-Again, a nyew commandment I wwite u-unto y-you, which t-thing is twue in 
him and in you: because t-the dawknyess is past, and t-the twue wight nyow 
shinyeth. 

2-2:9 He that saith he is in t-the wight, and hateth his bwothew, is in 
dawknyess even untiw n-nyow. 

2:10 He that woveth his b-bwothew abideth in t-the wight, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is 
nyonye occasion of stumbwing in h-him. 

2-2:11 But he that hateth his b-bwothew is in dawknyess, and w-wawketh in 
dawknyess, and k-knyoweth nyot whithew he goeth, because that dawknyess hath 
bwinded his eyes. 

2:12 I wwite u-unto y-you, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, because youw s-sins awe fowgiven 
you (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his nyame's sake. 

(* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 I wwite u-unto y-you, fathews, because ye have knyown him that is fwom 
t-the beginnying. I wwite u-unto y-you, young men, because ye have ovewcome 
t-the wicked onye. I wwite u-unto y-you, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, because ye have 
knyown t-the Fathew. 

2:14 I have wwitten u-unto y-you, fathews, because ye have knyown him that 
is fwom t-the beginnying. I have wwitten u-unto y-you, young men, because ye 
awe stwong, and t-the wowd of God abideth in y-you, and ye have ovewcome 
t-the wicked onye. 

2:15 Wove nyot t-the wowwd, nyeithew t-the things that awe in t-the wowwd. If 
any man wove t-the wowwd, t-the wove of t-the Fathew is nyot in h-him. 

2:16 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that is in t-the wowwd, t-the w-wust of t-the f-fwesh, and t-the w-wust 
of t-the eyes, and t-the pwide of w-wife, is nyot of t-the Fathew, but is of 
t-the wowwd. 

2:17 And t-the wowwd passeth away, and t-the w-wust theweof: but he that 
doeth t-the wiww of God abideth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

2:18 W-Wittwe c-chiwdwen, it is t-the wast time: and as ye have heawd that 
antichwist shaww come, even nyow awe (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe many antichwists; wheweby we 
knyow that it is t-the wast ^w^ t-time. 

2:19 They went out fwom u-us, but they wewe nyot of us; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow if they h-had 
b-been of u-us, they w-wouwd nyo doubt have continyued with us: but they went 
(* ^ ω ^) o-out, that they m-might be m-made manyifest that they wewe nyot (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww of us. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 But ye have an unction fwom t-the Howy Onye, and ye knyow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

2:21 I have nyot wwitten u-unto you because ye knyow nyot t-the twuth, but 
because ye knyow it, and that nyo w-wie is of t-the twuth. 

2:22 Who is a wiaw but he that denyieth that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the Chwist? He is 
antichwist, that denyieth t-the Fathew and t-the Son. 

2:23 Whosoevew denyieth t-the Son, t-the same hath nyot t-the Fathew: he that 
acknyowwedgeth t-the S-Son hath t-the Fathew awso. 

2:24 Wet that thewefowe abide in y-you, which ye have heawd fwom t-the 
beginnying. If that which ye have heawd fwom t-the beginnying shaww wemain 
in y-you, ye awso shaww continyue in t-the Son, and in t-the Fathew. 

2:25 And this is t-the pwomise that he hath pwomised u-us, even etewnyaw 
wife. 

2:26 These things have I wwitten u-unto you c-concewnying t-them that seduce 
you. 

(^ω~) 2-2:27 But t-the anyointing which ye have weceived of him abideth in y-you, 
and ye nyeed nyot that any man t-teach you: but as t-the same anyointing 
t-teacheth you of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and is twuth, and is nyo wie, and even as 
it hath taught y-you, ye shaww abide in h-him. 

2:28 And n-nyow, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, abide in h-him; that, when he shaww 
appeaw, we may have c-confidence, and nyot be a-ashamed befowe him a-at his 
coming. 

2:29 If ye knyow that he is (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, ye knyow that {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that 
doeth wighteousnyess is bown of h-him. 

3-3:1 Behowd, what m-mannyew of wove t-the Fathew hath b-bestowed upon u-us, that 
we shouwd be cawwed t-the sons of G-God: thewefowe t-the wowwd k-knyoweth us 
nyot, because it knyew him n-nyot. 

3:2 Bewoved, nyow awe we t-the sons of G-God, and it doth nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet appeaw 
what we shaww be: but we knyow that, when he shaww appeaw, we shaww be 
w-wike h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow we shaww s-see him as he is. 

3-3:3 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that hath this hope in him puwifieth himsewf, even 
as he is (o-_-o) p-puwe. 

3:4 Whosoevew committeth sin t-twansgwesseth awso t-the waw: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow sin is 
t-the twansgwession of t-the waw. 

3:5 And ye knyow that he w-was m-manyifested to o(>ω<)o t-take away ouw sins; and in 
him is nyo sin. 

3-3:6 Whosoevew abideth in him ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth nyot: w-whosoevew ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth hath nyot 
s-seen him, nyeithew knyown h-him. 

3:7 W-Wittwe c-chiwdwen, wet nyo man deceive you: he that doeth 
wighteousnyess is (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, even as he is wighteous. 

3:8 He that committeth sin is of t-the deviw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the deviw ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth fwom 
t-the beginnying. Fow this puwpose t-the S-Son of God w-was manyifested, that he 
m-might d-destwoy t-the wowks of t-the deviw. 

3-3:9 Whosoevew is bown of God doth nyot commit sin; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his seed 
wemainyeth in him: and he c-cannyot sin, because he is bown of God. 

3:10 In this t-the chiwdwen of God awe manyifest, and t-the chiwdwen of t-the 
deviw: w-whosoevew doeth nyot wighteousnyess is nyot of G-God, nyeithew he 
that woveth nyot his bwothew. 

3:11 Fow this is t-the message that ye heawd fwom t-the beginnying, that we 
shouwd wove onye anyothew. 

3:12 Nyot as Cain, who w-was of that wicked o-onye, and swew his bwothew. 
And (o^▽^o) w-whewefowe swew he h-him? (* ^ ω ^) B-Because his own wowks wewe eviw, and his 
bwothew's wighteous. 

3:13 Mawvew nyot, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bwethwen, if t-the wowwd hate you. 

3:14 We knyow that we have passed fwom death u-unto w-wife, because we wove 
t-the bwethwen. He that woveth nyot his b-bwothew abideth in death. 

3:15 Whosoevew hateth his b-bwothew is a m-muwdewew: and ye knyow that nyo 
>_> *giggles shyly* m-muwdewew hath etewnyaw wife (⌒▽⌒)☆ a-abiding in h-him. 

3:16 H-Heweby pewceive we t-the wove of G-God, because he w-waid down his wife 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow us: and we ought to way down ouw wives (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the bwethwen. 

3:17 But w-whoso hath this wowwd's g-good, and seeth his b-bwothew have 
nyeed, and shutteth up his b-bowews of compassion fwom him, how d-dwewweth 
t-the wove of God in h-him? 3:18 My ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, wet us nyot wove in 
wowd, nyeithew in tongue; but in deed and in twuth. 

3:19 And heweby we knyow that we awe of t-the twuth, and shaww assuwe ouw 
(x_x)V h-heawts befowe h-him. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Fow if ouw heawt c-condemn u-us, God is gweatew than ouw heawt, and 
k-knyoweth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things. 

3:21 Bewoved, if ouw heawt c-condemn us nyot, t-then have we confidence 
towawd God. 

3-3:22 And whatsoevew we ask, we weceive of him, because we keep his 
commandments, and (^-^*)/ d-do those things that awe pweasing in his sight. 

3:23 And this is his c-commandment, That we shouwd bewieve on t-the nyame 
of his S-Son ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and wove onye anyothew, as he gave us 
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ c-commandment. 

3:24 And he that keepeth his c-commandments d-dwewweth in him, and he in 
h-him. 

And heweby we knyow that he abideth in u-us, by t-the Spiwit which he hath 
given us. 

4:1 Bewoved, bewieve nyot {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy spiwit, but twy t-the s-spiwits whethew 
they awe of G-God: because many f-fawse pwophets awe gonye out into t-the 
wowwd. 

4-4:2 H-Heweby knyow ye t-the Spiwit of G-God: Evewy spiwit that confesseth 
that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist is come in t-the fwesh is of G-God: 4:3 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy spiwit 
that confesseth nyot that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist is come in t-the fwesh is nyot of 
G-God: and this is that spiwit of antichwist, wheweof ye have heawd that 
it shouwd come; and even nyow awweady is it in t-the wowwd. 

4-4:4 Ye awe of G-God, ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe c-chiwdwen, and have ovewcome (=`ω´=) t-them: because 
gweatew is he that is in y-you, than he that is in t-the wowwd. 

4-4:5 They awe of t-the wowwd: thewefowe speak they of t-the wowwd, and t-the 
wowwd heaweth them. 

4:6 We awe of G-God: he that k-knyoweth God heaweth us; he that is nyot of 
God heaweth nyot us. H-Heweby knyow we t-the spiwit of twuth, and t-the spiwit 
of ewwow. 

4:7 Bewoved, wet us wove onye anyothew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wove is of God; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy 
onye that woveth is bown of G-God, and k-knyoweth God. 

4-4:8 He that woveth nyot k-knyoweth nyot God; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God is wove. 

4:9 In this w-was m-manyifested t-the wove of God towawd u-us, because that God 
sent his onwy begotten S-Son into t-the wowwd, that we m-might wive thwough 
h-him. 

4:10 Hewein is wove, nyot that we woved G-God, but that he woved u-us, and 
sent his S-Son to be t-the pwopitiation (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow ouw sins. 

4:11 Bewoved, if God so woved u-us, we ought awso to wove onye anyothew. 

4:12 N-Nyo man hath s-seen God a-at any ^w^ t-time. If we wove onye anyothew, God 
d-dwewweth in u-us, and his wove is pewfected in us. 

4:13 H-Heweby knyow we that we dweww in him, and he in u-us, because he 
hath given us of his Spiwit. 

4:14 And we have s-seen and (^-^*)/ d-do t-testify that t-the Fathew sent t-the S-Son to 
be t-the x3 *screams* S-Saviouw of t-the wowwd. 

4:15 Whosoevew shaww confess that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the S-Son of G-God, God 
d-dwewweth in him, and he in God. 

4:16 And we have knyown and bewieved t-the wove that God hath to us. God 
is wove; and he that d-dwewweth in wove d-dwewweth in G-God, and God in h-him. 

4:17 Hewein is ouw wove m-made p-pewfect, that we may have b-bowdnyess in t-the 
day of judgment: because as he is, so awe we in this wowwd. 

4-4:18 Thewe is nyo f-feaw in wove; but pewfect wove casteth out feaw: 
because f-feaw hath towment. He that feaweth is nyot m-made pewfect in 
wove. 

4:19 We wove him, because he fiwst woved us. 

4:20 If a man say, I wove G-God, and hateth his bwothew, he is a wiaw: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he that woveth nyot his b-bwothew whom he hath seen, how c-can he wove 
God whom he hath nyot seen? 4:21 And this commandment have we fwom 
him, That he who woveth God wove his b-bwothew awso. 

5:1 Whosoevew b-bewieveth that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the Chwist is bown of G-God: and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye that woveth him that begat woveth him awso that is begotten 
of h-him. 

5-5:2 By this we knyow that we wove t-the chiwdwen of G-God, when we wove 
G-God, and keep his commandments. 

5:3 Fow this is t-the wove of G-God, that we keep his commandments: and 
his c-commandments awe nyot gwievous. 

5:4 Fow whatsoevew is bown of God ovewcometh t-the wowwd: and this is 
t-the victowy that ovewcometh t-the wowwd, even ouw faith. 

5:5 Who is he that ovewcometh t-the wowwd, but he that b-bewieveth that 
( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the S-Son of God? 5:6 This is he that came by w-watew and bwood, 
even ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; nyot by w-watew onwy, but by w-watew and bwood. And it 
is t-the Spiwit that beaweth witnyess, because t-the Spiwit is twuth. 

5:7 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe thwee that beaw wecowd in heaven, t-the Fathew, t-the 
Wowd, and t-the Howy Ghost: and these thwee awe onye. 

5:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe thwee that beaw witnyess in eawth, t-the S-Spiwit, and 
t-the watew, and t-the b-bwood: and these thwee agwee in onye. 

5:9 If we weceive t-the witnyess of men, t-the witnyess of God is gweatew: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow this is t-the witnyess of God which he hath testified of his Son. 

5:10 He that b-bewieveth on t-the S-Son of God hath t-the witnyess in himsewf: 
he that b-bewieveth nyot God hath m-made him a wiaw; because he b-bewieveth 
nyot t-the wecowd that God gave of his Son. 

5:11 And this is t-the wecowd, that God hath given to us etewnyaw w-wife, 
and this wife is in his Son. 

5:12 He that hath t-the S-Son hath wife; and he that hath nyot t-the S-Son of 
God hath nyot wife. 

5-5:13 These things have I wwitten u-unto you that bewieve on t-the nyame of 
t-the S-Son of God; that ye may knyow that ye have etewnyaw w-wife, and that 
ye may bewieve on t-the nyame of t-the S-Son of God. 

5:14 And this is t-the confidence that we have in him, that, if we ask 
any t-thing a-accowding to his wiww, he heaweth us: 5:15 And if we knyow 
that he h-heaw u-us, whatsoevew we ask, we knyow that we have t-the p-petitions 
that we desiwed of h-him. 

5:16 If any man s-see his b-bwothew sin a sin which is nyot u-unto d-death, he 
shaww ask, and he shaww g-give him wife (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-them that sin nyot u-unto 
death. Thewe is a sin u-unto (＾• ω •＾) *sighs* d-death: I (^-^*)/ d-do nyot say that he shaww p-pway (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
it. 

5:17 Aww u-unwighteousnyess is (*°▽°*) s-sin: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe is a sin nyot u-unto death. 

5:18 We knyow that w-whosoevew is bown of God ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ s-sinnyeth n-nyot; but he that is 
begotten of God keepeth himsewf, and that wicked onye toucheth him n-nyot. 

5:19 And we knyow that we awe of G-God, and t-the w-whowe wowwd wieth in 
wickednyess. 

5:20 And we knyow that t-the S-Son of God is come, and hath given us an 
u-undewstanding, that we may knyow him that is twue, and we awe in him 
that is twue, even in his S-Son ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. This is t-the twue G-God, and 
etewnyaw wife. 

5:21 W-Wittwe c-chiwdwen, keep youwsewves fwom idows. A-Amen. 




The S-Second Epistwe Genyewaw of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John 


1:1 The ewdew u-unto t-the ewect wady and hew c-chiwdwen, whom I wove in 
t-the t-twuth; and nyot I onwy, but awso (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww they that have knyown t-the 
t-twuth; 1:2 Fow t-the twuth's sake, which d-dwewweth in u-us, and shaww be 
with us (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1:3 Gwace be with y-you, m-mewcy, and p-peace, fwom God t-the Fathew, and fwom 
t-the Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, t-the S-Son of t-the Fathew, in twuth and wove. 

1:4 I w-wejoiced gweatwy that I f-found of thy chiwdwen wawking in twuth, 
as we have weceived a commandment fwom t-the Fathew. 

1:5 And nyow I b-beseech thee, wady, nyot as t-though I wwote a nyew 
commandment u-unto thee, but that which we h-had fwom t-the beginnying, that 
we wove onye anyothew. 

1-1:6 And this is wove, that we wawk aftew his commandments. This is t-the 
c-commandment, That, as ye have heawd fwom t-the beginnying, ye shouwd wawk 
in it. 

1:7 Fow many deceivews awe entewed into t-the wowwd, who confess nyot 
that ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist is come in t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. This is a deceivew and an 
antichwist. 

1:8 Wook to youwsewves, that we wose nyot those things which we have 
w-wwought, but that we weceive a f-fuww wewawd. 

1-1:9 Whosoevew twansgwesseth, and abideth nyot in t-the doctwinye of 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, hath nyot God. He that abideth in t-the doctwinye of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, he 
hath both t-the Fathew and t-the Son. 

1:10 If (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come any u-unto y-you, and bwing nyot this doctwinye, weceive 
him nyot into youw h-house, nyeithew bid him God speed: 1:11 Fow he that 
biddeth him God speed is p-pawtakew of his eviw deeds. 

1:12 ^w^ *screams* H-Having many things to wwite u-unto y-you, I w-wouwd nyot wwite with 
papew and ink: but I t-twust to come u-unto y-you, and speak f-face to face, 
that ouw joy may be fuww. 

1:13 The chiwdwen of thy ewect s-sistew o(≧▽≦)o *screams* g-gweet thee. A-Amen. 




The T-Thiwd Epistwe Genyewaw of (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John 


1:1 The ewdew u-unto t-the w-wewwbewoved ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ G-Gaius, whom I wove in t-the twuth. 

1:2 Bewoved, I wish a-above (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that t-thou mayest p-pwospew and be 
in heawth, even as thy souw pwospeweth. 

1:3 Fow I w-wejoiced g-gweatwy, when t-the (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen came and testified of 
t-the twuth that is in thee, even as t-thou wawkest in t-the twuth. 

1:4 I have nyo gweatew joy than to h-heaw that o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my chiwdwen wawk in twuth. 

1:5 Bewoved, t-thou doest f-faithfuwwy whatsoevew t-thou doest to t-the 
bwethwen, and to (=^･ｪ･^=) *giggles shyly* s-stwangews; 1-1:6 W-Which have (￣ω￣) b-bownye witnyess of thy 
chawity befowe t-the chuwch: whom if t-thou bwing fowwawd on theiw jouwnyey 
aftew a g-godwy sowt, t-thou shawt (^-^*)/ d-do weww: 1:7 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow his 
nyame's sake they went fowth, taking nyothing of t-the Gentiwes. 

1:8 We thewefowe ought to weceive such, that we m-might be (ノωヽ) f-fewwowhewpews 
to t-the twuth. 

1-1:9 I wwote u-unto t-the chuwch: but Diotwephes, who woveth to have t-the 
pweeminyence among t-them, weceiveth us n-nyot. 

1:10 Whewefowe, if I come, I wiww (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew his deeds which he doeth, 
pwating against us with mawicious wowds: and nyot content thewewith, 
nyeithew doth he himsewf weceive t-the bwethwen, and fowbiddeth t-them that 
wouwd, and casteth t-them out of t-the chuwch. 

1:11 Bewoved, fowwow nyot that which is eviw, but that which is good. 
He that doeth g-good is of G-God: but he that doeth eviw hath nyot s-seen 
God. 

1:12 Demetwius hath g-good wepowt of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, and of t-the twuth itsewf: 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ y-yea, and we awso beaw wecowd; and ye knyow that ouw wecowd is twue. 

1:13 I h-had many things to wwite, but I wiww nyot with ink and pen wwite 
u-unto t-thee: 1:14 But I t-twust I shaww showtwy s-see thee, and we shaww 
speak f-face to (￣ω￣) f-face. Peace be to thee. O-Ouw fwiends sawute thee. Gweet 
t-the fwiends by nyame. 




The Genyewaw Epistwe of J-Jude 


1:1 Jude, t-the sewvant of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and b-bwothew of James, to t-them 
that awe sanctified by God t-the Fathew, and pwesewved in ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, 
and (>_<) c-cawwed: 1:2 M-Mewcy u-unto y-you, and p-peace, and wove, be muwtipwied. 

1:3 Bewoved, when I gave (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww diwigence to wwite u-unto you of t-the common 
sawvation, it w-was nyeedfuw (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow m-me to wwite u-unto y-you, and exhowt you 
that ye shouwd eawnyestwy contend (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-faith which w-was o-once 
dewivewed u-unto t-the saints. 

1:4 Fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe c-cewtain men cwept in unyawawes, who wewe befowe of 
o-owd o-owdainyed to this condemnyation, ungodwy men, tuwnying t-the gwace of 
ouw God into wasciviousnyess, and denying t-the onwy Wowd G-God, and ouw 
Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:5 I wiww thewefowe put you in w-wemembwance, t-though ye o-once knyew this, 
how that t-the W-Wowd, h-having saved t-the peopwe out of t-the wand of Egypt, 
aftewwawd destwoyed t-them that bewieved n-nyot. 

1-1:6 And t-the angews which kept nyot theiw fiwst estate, but weft theiw 
own habitation, he hath wesewved in evewwasting c-chains undew dawknyess 
u-unto t-the j-judgment of t-the gweat d-day. 

1:7 Even as Sodom and (^=◕ᴥ◕=^) G-Gomowwha, and t-the c-cities about t-them in w-wike 
m-mannyew, giving themsewves o-ovew to f-fownyication, and g-going aftew s-stwange 
f-fwesh, awe s-set fowth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an e-exampwe, suffewing t-the vengeance of 
etewnyaw fiwe. 

1:8 Wikewise awso these fiwthy dweamews defiwe t-the f-fwesh, despise 
dominyion, and speak eviw of dignyities. 

1-1:9 Y-Yet Michaew t-the awchangew, when contending with t-the deviw he 
disputed about t-the body of Moses, duwst nyot bwing against him a 
waiwing a-accusation, but said, The Wowd webuke thee. 

1:10 But these speak eviw of those things which they knyow nyot: but 
what they knyow nyatuwawwy, as bwute beasts, in those things they 
cowwupt themsewves. 

1:11 Woe u-unto t-them! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they have gonye in t-the w-way of Cain, and wan 
gweediwy aftew t-the ewwow of Bawaam (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow wewawd, and pewished in t-the 
gainsaying of Cowe. 

1:12 These awe spots in youw feasts of chawity, when they (♡°▽°♡) f-feast with 
y-you, feeding themsewves without feaw: cwouds they awe without watew, 
cawwied about of winds; twees whose fwuit witheweth, without f-fwuit, 
UwU t-twice dead, p-pwucked up by t-the woots; 1:13 Waging waves of t-the sea, 
foaming out theiw own shame; wandewing s-staws, to whom is wesewved t-the 
(^=◕ᴥ◕=^) b-bwacknyess of dawknyess (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evew. 

1:14 And Enyoch awso, t-the seventh fwom Adam, pwophesied of these, 
s-saying, Behowd, t-the Wowd cometh with t-ten thousands of his saints, 1:15 
To execute j-judgment upon a-aww, and to c-convince (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe ungodwy 
among t-them of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw ungodwy deeds which they have ungodwy 
committed, and of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww theiw hawd speeches which ungodwy sinnyews have 
spoken against h-him. 

1:16 These awe muwmuwews, compwainyews, wawking aftew theiw own wusts; 
and theiw mouth s-speaketh gweat swewwing wowds, h-having men's p-pewsons in 
admiwation because of advantage. 

1:17 B-But, bewoved, (　･ω･)☞ w-wemembew ye t-the w-wowds which wewe spoken befowe of 
t-the apostwes of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist; 1:18 How that they towd you 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be mockews in t-the wast time, who shouwd wawk aftew theiw 
own ungodwy wusts. 

1:19 These be they who sepawate themsewves, s-sensuaw, h-having nyot t-the 
Spiwit. 

1:20 But ye, bewoved, buiwding up youwsewves on youw most h-howy faith, 
pwaying in t-the Howy Ghost, 1-1:21 Keep youwsewves in t-the wove of G-God, 
wooking (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (´-ω-`) m-mewcy of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist u-unto etewnyaw wife. 

1:22 And of s-some have compassion, making a diffewence: 1:23 And othews 
s-save with feaw, puwwing t-them out of t-the fiwe; hating even t-the gawment 
s-spotted by t-the ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

1-1:24 Nyow u-unto him that is abwe to keep you fwom f-fawwing, and to 
pwesent you fauwtwess befowe t-the pwesence of his gwowy with exceeding 
joy, 1:25 To t-the onwy wise God ouw Saviouw, be gwowy and majesty, 
dominyion and p-powew, both nyow and evew. A-Amen. 




The Wevewation of Saint (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John t-the Devinye 


1:1 The Wevewation of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, which God gave u-unto him, to s-shew 
u-unto his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants things which (* ^ ω ^) m-must showtwy come to pass; and he sent 
and signyified it by his angew u-unto his sewvant John: 1:2 Who bawe 
wecowd of t-the wowd of G-God, and of t-the t-testimony of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things that he saw. 

1:3 Bwessed is he that w-weadeth, and they that h-heaw t-the w-wowds of this 
pwophecy, and keep those things which awe wwitten thewein: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
time is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

1:4 (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John to t-the seven chuwches which awe in Asia: Gwace be u-unto y-you, 
and p-peace, fwom him which is, and which was, and which is to come; and 
fwom t-the seven (*・ω・)ﾉ S-Spiwits which awe befowe his thwonye; 1:5 And fwom ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(ノωヽ) C-Chwist, who is t-the faithfuw witnyess, and t-the fiwst begotten of t-the 
dead, and t-the pwince of t-the kings of t-the eawth. Unto him that woved 
u-us, and washed us fwom ouw s-sins in his own bwood, 1-1:6 And hath m-made us 
kings and pwiests u-unto God and his F-Fathew; to him be gwowy and 
dominyion (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. 

1:7 Behowd, he cometh with cwouds; and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy eye shaww s-see him, and 
they awso which piewced him: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kindweds of t-the eawth shaww waiw 
because of h-him. Even so, A-Amen. 

1:8 I am Awpha and Omega, t-the beginnying and t-the ending, saith t-the 
W-Wowd, which is, and which was, and which is to come, t-the Awmighty. 

1-1:9 I John, who awso am youw bwothew, and companyion in twibuwation, 
and in t-the kingdom and p-patience of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, w-was in t-the iswe that 
is cawwed Patmos, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowd of G-God, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the t-testimony of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus 
(T_T) C-Chwist. 

1:10 I w-was in t-the Spiwit on t-the (o´∀`o) W-Wowd's day, and heawd behind m-me a 
gweat voice, as of a twumpet, 1:11 Saying, I am Awpha and Omega, t-the 
fiwst and t-the wast: and, What t-thou seest, wwite in a b-book, and send it 
u-unto t-the seven chuwches which awe in Asia; u-unto E-Ephesus, and u-unto 
Smywnya, and u-unto Pewgamos, and u-unto T-Thyatiwa, and u-unto Sawdis, and 
u-unto Phiwadewphia, and u-unto Waodicea. 

1:12 And I (✯◡✯) t-tuwnyed to s-see t-the voice that spake with me. And being 
tuwnyed, I saw seven gowden candwesticks; 1:13 And in t-the m-midst of t-the 
seven c-candwesticks onye w-wike u-unto t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, cwothed with a 
gawment down to t-the foot, and giwt about t-the p-paps with a gowden 
giwdwe. 

1:14 His ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head and his haiws wewe white w-wike woow, as white as snyow; 
and his eyes wewe as a fwame of fiwe; 1:15 And his feet w-wike u-unto finye 
b-bwass, as if they buwnyed in a fuwnyace; and his voice as t-the s-sound of 
many watews. 

1:16 And he h-had in his wight hand seven staws: and out of his mouth 
went a shawp t-twoedged (--_--) s-swowd: and his c-countenyance w-was as t-the sun 
shinyeth in his s-stwength. 

1:17 And when I saw him, I feww a-at his feet as dead. And he w-waid his 
wight hand upon me, saying u-unto me, Feaw n-nyot; I am t-the fiwst and t-the 
wast: 1:18 I am he that w-wiveth, and w-was dead; and, b-behowd, I am a-awive 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow evewmowe, Amen; and have t-the keys of heww and of death. 

1:19 Wwite t-the things which t-thou hast seen, and t-the things which a-awe, 
and t-the things which shaww be h-heweaftew; 1:20 The mystewy of t-the seven 
staws which t-thou sawest in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wight hand, and t-the seven gowden 
candwesticks. The seven staws awe t-the angews of t-the seven chuwches: 
and t-the seven c-candwesticks which t-thou sawest awe t-the seven c-chuwches. 

2:1 Unto t-the angew of t-the chuwch of Ephesus wwite; These things saith 
he that h-howdeth t-the seven staws in his wight hand, who w-wawketh in t-the 
m-midst of t-the seven gowden candwesticks; 2:2 I knyow thy wowks, and thy 
wabouw, and thy p-patience, and how t-thou c-canst nyot beaw t-them which awe 
eviw: and t-thou hast twied t-them which say they awe apostwes, and awe 
nyot, and hast f-found t-them wiaws: 2-2:3 And hast bownye, and hast p-patience, 
and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame's sake hast wabouwed, and hast nyot fainted. 

2:4 Nyevewthewess I have somewhat against thee, because t-thou hast weft 
thy fiwst wove. 

2-2:5 Wemembew thewefowe fwom whence t-thou awt ^.^ f-fawwen, and wepent, and (^-^*)/ d-do 
t-the fiwst wowks; ow ewse I wiww come u-unto thee quickwy, and wiww 
w-wemove thy c-candwestick out of his pwace, except t-thou w-wepent. 

2:6 But this t-thou h-hast, that t-thou hatest t-the deeds of t-the 
Nyicowaitanyes, which I awso hate. 

2-2:7 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ c-chuwches; To him that ovewcometh wiww I g-give to e-eat of t-the twee of 
w-wife, which is in t-the m-midst of t-the pawadise of God. 

2:8 And u-unto t-the angew of t-the chuwch in Smywnya wwite; These things 
saith t-the fiwst and t-the wast, which w-was dead, and is awive; 2-2:9 I knyow 
thy wowks, and twibuwation, and povewty, (but t-thou awt wich) and I 
knyow t-the bwasphemy of t-them which say they awe Jews, and awe nyot, but 
awe t-the synyagogue of Satan. 

2:10 Feaw nyonye of those things which t-thou shawt s-suffew: b-behowd, t-the 
deviw shaww cast s-some of you into pwison, that ye may be twied; and ye 
shaww have twibuwation t-ten ( =ω=)..nyaa d-days: be t-thou faithfuw u-unto d-death, and I 
wiww g-give thee a cwown of wife. 

2-2:11 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ c-chuwches; He that ovewcometh shaww nyot be (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt of t-the second death. 

2:12 And to t-the angew of t-the chuwch in Pewgamos wwite; These things 
saith he which hath t-the shawp s-swowd with two edges; (* ^ ω ^) *screams* 2-2:13 I knyow thy 
wowks, and whewe t-thou d-dwewwest, even whewe Satan's seat i-is: and t-thou 
howdest fast o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame, and hast nyot denyied o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my faith, even in those days 
whewein A-Antipas w-was o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my faithfuw mawtyw, who w-was s-swain among y-you, whewe 
Satan (´-ω-`) d-dwewweth. 

2:14 But I have a f-few things against thee, because t-thou hast (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
t-them that h-howd t-the doctwinye of Bawaam, who taught Bawac to cast a 
stumbwingbwock befowe t-the chiwdwen of I-Iswaew, to e-eat things sacwificed 
u-unto idows, and to commit f-fownyication. 

2:15 S-So hast t-thou awso t-them that h-howd t-the doctwinye of t-the 
Nyicowaitanyes, which t-thing I hate. 

2:16 Wepent; ow ewse I wiww come u-unto thee quickwy, and wiww fight 
against t-them with t-the s-swowd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

2:17 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ c-chuwches; To him that ovewcometh wiww I g-give to e-eat of t-the ( ~*-*)~ h-hidden 
mannya, and wiww g-give him a white stonye, and in t-the stonye a nyew nyame 
wwitten, which nyo man k-knyoweth saving he that weceiveth it. 

2:18 And u-unto t-the angew of t-the chuwch in Thyatiwa wwite; These things 
saith t-the S-Son of G-God, who hath his eyes w-wike u-unto a fwame of f-fiwe, and 
his feet awe w-wike finye bwass; 2:19 I knyow thy wowks, and chawity, and 
sewvice, and faith, and thy p-patience, and thy wowks; and t-the wast to 
be mowe than t-the fiwst. 

{{ (>_<) }} 2-2:20 (´-ω-`) N-Nyotwithstanding I have a f-few things against thee, because t-thou 
suffewest that woman Jezebew, which cawweth hewsewf a pwophetess, to 
t-teach and to seduce o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants to commit f-fownyication, and to e-eat 
things sacwificed u-unto idows. 

2:21 And I gave hew space to w-wepent of hew ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ f-fownyication; and she 
wepented n-nyot. 

2:22 Behowd, I wiww cast hew into a bed, and t-them that commit aduwtewy 
with hew into gweat twibuwation, except they w-wepent of theiw deeds. 

2:23 And I wiww kiww hew chiwdwen with death; and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the chuwches 
shaww knyow that I am he which seawcheth t-the weins and heawts: and I 
wiww g-give u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of you a-accowding to youw wowks. 

2:24 But u-unto you I say, and u-unto t-the w-west in T-Thyatiwa, as many as 
have nyot this doctwinye, and which have nyot knyown t-the depths of Satan, 
as they s-speak; I wiww put upon you nyonye othew b-buwden. 

2:25 But that which ye have awweady h-howd fast tiww I come. 

2:26 And he that ovewcometh, and keepeth o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowks u-unto t-the end, to him 
wiww I g-give p-powew o-ovew t-the n-nyations: (^ω~) 2-2:27 And he shaww w-wuwe t-them with a 
wod of iwon; as t-the vessews of a pottew shaww they be bwoken to 
s-shivews: even as I weceived of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew. 

2:28 And I wiww g-give him t-the mownying staw. 

2:29 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the 
c-chuwches. 

3-3:1 And u-unto t-the angew of t-the chuwch in Sawdis wwite; These things 
saith he that hath t-the seven (*・ω・)ﾉ S-Spiwits of G-God, and t-the seven ~(>_<~) *sweats* s-staws; I 
knyow thy wowks, that t-thou hast a nyame that t-thou wivest, and awt dead. 

3:2 (☆▽☆) B-Be watchfuw, and stwengthen t-the things which w-wemain, that awe 
weady to die: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I have nyot f-found thy wowks pewfect befowe God. 

3-3:3 Wemembew thewefowe how t-thou hast weceived and heawd, and h-howd 
fast, and w-wepent. If thewefowe t-thou shawt nyot watch, I wiww come on 
thee as a thief, and t-thou shawt nyot knyow what (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw I wiww come upon 
thee. 

3:4 T-Thou hast a f-few nyames even in Sawdis which have nyot defiwed theiw 
(* ^ ω ^) g-gawments; and they shaww wawk with m-me in white: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe wowthy. 

3:5 He that ovewcometh, t-the same shaww be cwothed in white waiment; 
and I wiww nyot bwot out his nyame out of t-the book of w-wife, but I wiww 
confess his nyame befowe o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew, and befowe his angews. 

3-3:6 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the 
c-chuwches. 

3:7 And to t-the angew of t-the chuwch in Phiwadewphia wwite; These things 
saith he that is howy, he that is twue, he that hath t-the key of D-David, 
he that openyeth, and nyo man shutteth; and shutteth, and nyo man 
openyeth; 3:8 I knyow thy wowks: b-behowd, I have s-set befowe thee an open 
d-doow, and nyo man c-can s-shut i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe stwength, and 
hast kept o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wowd, and hast nyot denyied o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my nyame. 

3-3:9 Behowd, I wiww make t-them of t-the synyagogue of Satan, which say they 
awe Jews, and awe nyot, but (^-^*)/ d-do wie; b-behowd, I wiww make t-them to come 
and w-wowship befowe thy feet, and to knyow that I have woved thee. 

3:10 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou hast kept t-the wowd of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-patience, I awso wiww keep 
thee fwom t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of t-temptation, which shaww come upon (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowwd, 
to twy t-them that dweww upon t-the eawth. 

3:11 Behowd, I come quickwy: h-howd that fast which t-thou h-hast, that nyo 
man o(>ω<)o t-take thy cwown. 

3:12 H-Him that ovewcometh wiww I make a piwwaw in t-the tempwe of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, 
and he shaww go nyo mowe out: and I wiww wwite upon him t-the nyame of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
G-God, and t-the nyame of t-the city of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God, which is nyew J-Jewusawem, which 
cometh down out of heaven fwom o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my G-God: and I wiww wwite upon him o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my 
nyew nyame. 

3:13 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the 
c-chuwches. 

3:14 And u-unto t-the angew of t-the chuwch of t-the Waodiceans wwite; These 
things saith t-the Amen, t-the faithfuw and twue witnyess, t-the beginnying of 
t-the cweation of God; 3:15 I knyow thy wowks, that t-thou awt nyeithew cowd 
(=`ω´=) n-nyow h-hot: I w-wouwd t-thou wewt cowd ow hot. 

3:16 S-So t-then because t-thou awt w-wukewawm, and nyeithew cowd (=`ω´=) n-nyow hot, I 
wiww s-spue thee out of o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth. 

3:17 (* ^ ω ^) B-Because t-thou sayest, I am wich, and incweased with goods, and 
have nyeed of nyothing; and k-knyowest nyot that t-thou awt wwetched, and 
misewabwe, and poow, and bwind, and nyaked: 3:18 I counsew thee to buy 
of m-me gowd twied in t-the f-fiwe, that t-thou mayest be wich; and white 
waiment, that t-thou mayest be c-cwothed, and that t-the shame of thy 
nyakednyess (^-^*)/ d-do nyot a-appeaw; and anyoint thinye eyes with eyesawve, that 
t-thou mayest see. 

3:19 As many as I wove, I webuke and c-chasten: be z-zeawous thewefowe, 
and w-wepent. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 3-3:20 Behowd, I stand a-at t-the d-doow, and knyock: if any man h-heaw o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my voice, 
and open t-the d-doow, I wiww come in to him, and wiww sup with him, and 
he with me. 

3:21 To him that ovewcometh wiww I gwant to sit with m-me in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my t-thwonye, 
even as I awso ovewcame, and am s-set down with o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my Fathew in his thwonye. 

3-3:22 He that hath an eaw, wet him h-heaw what t-the Spiwit saith u-unto t-the 
c-chuwches. 

4:1 Aftew this I wooked, and, b-behowd, a doow w-was openyed in heaven: and 
t-the fiwst voice which I heawd w-was as it wewe of a twumpet tawking with 
m-me; which said, Come up hithew, and I wiww s-shew thee things which (* ^ ω ^) m-must 
be heweaftew. 

4-4:2 And immediatewy I w-was in t-the spiwit: and, b-behowd, a t-thwonye w-was s-set 
in heaven, and onye sat on t-the thwonye. 

4:3 And he that sat w-was to wook upon w-wike a jaspew and a sawdinye 
stonye: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a wainbow (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the t-thwonye, in sight w-wike 
u-unto an emewawd. 

4-4:4 And (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the t-thwonye wewe fouw and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty (╬ Ò﹏Ó) s-seats: and upon 
t-the s-seats I saw fouw and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ewdews sitting, cwothed in white 
waiment; and they h-had on theiw heads cwowns of gowd. 

4-4:5 And out of t-the t-thwonye p-pwoceeded wightnyings and thundewings and 
voices: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe seven wamps of fiwe b-buwnying befowe t-the t-thwonye, 
which awe t-the seven (*・ω・)ﾉ S-Spiwits of God. 

4:6 And befowe t-the t-thwonye (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was a sea of gwass w-wike u-unto c-cwystaw: 
and in t-the m-midst of t-the t-thwonye, and (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the t-thwonye, wewe fouw 
b-beasts f-fuww of eyes befowe and behind. 

4:7 And t-the fiwst beast w-was w-wike a wion, and t-the second beast w-wike a 
cawf, and t-the thiwd beast h-had a f-face as a ^.^ m-man, and t-the fouwth beast 
w-was w-wike a fwying eagwe. 

4-4:8 And t-the fouw b-beasts h-had each of t-them six w-wings about h-him; and they 
wewe f-fuww of eyes within: and they w-west nyot day and nyight, s-saying, 
Howy, howy, howy, WOWD God Awmighty, which was, and is, and is to 
come. 

4:9 And when those b-beasts g-give gwowy and honyouw and thanks to him that 
sat on t-the t-thwonye, who wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew, 4:10 The fouw and 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ewdews faww down befowe him that sat on t-the t-thwonye, and w-wowship 
him that wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew, and cast theiw cwowns befowe t-the 
t-thwonye, s-saying, 4:11 T-Thou awt wowthy, O-O W-Wowd, to weceive gwowy and 
honyouw and powew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou hast cweated (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy 
pweasuwe they awe and wewe cweated. 

5:1 And I saw in t-the wight hand of him that sat on t-the t-thwonye a book 
wwitten within and on t-the b-backside, seawed with seven seaws. 

5-5:2 And I saw a stwong angew pwocwaiming with a w-woud voice, Who is 
wowthy to open t-the b-book, and to woose t-the seaws theweof? 5:3 And nyo 
man in heaven, (=`ω´=) n-nyow in eawth, nyeithew undew t-the eawth, w-was abwe to open 
t-the b-book, nyeithew to wook theweon. 

5:4 And I wept ^w^ m-much, because nyo man w-was f-found wowthy to open and to 
wead t-the b-book, nyeithew to wook theweon. 

5:5 And onye of t-the ewdews saith u-unto me, Weep nyot: b-behowd, t-the Wion of 
t-the twibe of Juda, t-the Woot of D-David, hath p-pwevaiwed to open t-the b-book, 
and to woose t-the seven seaws t-theweof. 

5:6 And I behewd, and, wo, in t-the m-midst of t-the t-thwonye and of t-the fouw 
beasts, and in t-the m-midst of t-the ewdews, s-stood a W-Wamb as it h-had b-been 
swain, h-having seven howns and seven eyes, which awe t-the seven (*・ω・)ﾉ S-Spiwits 
of God sent fowth into (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the eawth. 

5:7 And he came and took t-the book out of t-the wight hand of him that 
sat upon t-the thwonye. 

5:8 And when he h-had taken t-the b-book, t-the fouw b-beasts and fouw and 
╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ewdews feww down befowe t-the Wamb, h-having {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them 
h-hawps, and gowden v-viaws f-fuww of odouws, which awe t-the pwayews of 
saints. 

5:9 And they sung a nyew song, s-saying, T-Thou awt wowthy to o(>ω<)o t-take t-the 
b-book, and to open t-the seaws theweof: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou wast swain, and hast 
wedeemed us to God by thy ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood out of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy kindwed, and tongue, and 
p-peopwe, and nyation; 5:10 And hast m-made us u-unto ouw God kings and 
pwiests: and we shaww weign on t-the eawth. 

5:11 And I behewd, and I heawd t-the voice of many angews (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about 
t-the t-thwonye and t-the b-beasts and t-the ewdews: and t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them w-was 
t-ten t-thousand times t-ten thousand, and thousands of t-thousands; 5:12 
S-Saying with a w-woud voice, Wowthy is t-the W-Wamb that w-was s-swain to weceive 
p-powew, and wiches, and wisdom, and stwength, and honyouw, and gwowy, 
and bwessing. 

5-5:13 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy cweatuwe which is in heaven, and on t-the eawth, and 
undew t-the eawth, and such as awe in t-the sea, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that awe in t-them, 
heawd I s-saying, Bwessing, and honyouw, and gwowy, and p-powew, be u-unto 
him that sitteth upon t-the t-thwonye, and u-unto t-the W-Wamb (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

5:14 And t-the fouw b-beasts said, A-Amen. And t-the fouw and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ewdews 
feww down and w-wowshipped him that wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

6-6:1 And I saw when t-the W-Wamb openyed onye of t-the seaws, and I heawd, as 
it wewe t-the (＃`Д´) n-nyoise of thundew, onye of t-the fouw b-beasts s-saying, Come and 
see. 

6:2 And I saw, and (x_x)V b-behowd a white h-howse: and he that sat on him h-had a 
b-bow; and a cwown w-was given u-unto him: and he went fowth conquewing, and 
to conquew. 

6:3 And when he h-had openyed t-the second seaw, I heawd t-the second beast 
say, Come and see. 

(╬ Ò﹏Ó) 6-6:4 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe went out anyothew h-howse that w-was wed: and p-powew w-was given 
to him that sat theweon to o(>ω<)o t-take peace fwom t-the eawth, and that they 
shouwd kiww onye anyothew: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was given u-unto him a gweat swowd. 

6:5 And when he h-had openyed t-the thiwd seaw, I heawd t-the thiwd beast 
say, Come and see. And I behewd, and wo a ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack howse; and he that sat 
on him h-had a paiw of bawances in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

6:6 And I heawd a voice in t-the m-midst of t-the fouw b-beasts say, A-A measuwe 
of wheat (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a penny, and thwee measuwes of bawwey (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a penny; and 
s-see t-thou (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt nyot t-the oiw and t-the winye. 

6:7 And when he h-had openyed t-the fouwth seaw, I heawd t-the voice of t-the 
fouwth beast say, Come and see. 

6:8 And I wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a pawe h-howse: and his nyame that sat on 
him w-was D-Death, and Heww f-fowwowed with h-him. And p-powew w-was given u-unto 
t-them o-ovew t-the fouwth pawt of t-the eawth, to kiww with swowd, and with 
h-hungew, and with d-death, and with t-the b-beasts of t-the eawth. 

6:9 And when he h-had openyed t-the fifth seaw, I saw undew t-the awtaw t-the 
s-souws of t-them that wewe s-swain (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowd of G-God, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
t-testimony which they hewd: 6:10 And they cwied with a w-woud voice, 
s-saying, How w-wong, O-O W-Wowd, h-howy and twue, d-dost t-thou nyot j-judge and 
avenge ouw ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood on t-them that dweww on t-the eawth? 6:11 And white 
(☆ω☆) *hugs tightly* w-wobes wewe given u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy onye of t-them; and it w-was said u-unto t-them, 
that they shouwd w-west (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe season, untiw theiw 
(o_O)! f-fewwowsewvants awso and theiw bwethwen, that shouwd be kiwwed as they 
(ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ w-wewe, shouwd be f-fuwfiwwed. 

6:12 And I behewd when he h-had openyed t-the sixth seaw, and, wo, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was a gweat e-eawthquake; and t-the sun became ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ b-bwack as (´ ∀ ` *) *sweats* s-sackcwoth of haiw, 
and t-the moon became as bwood; 6:13 And t-the staws of heaven feww u-unto 
t-the eawth, even as a fig twee casteth hew untimewy f-figs, when she is 
shaken of a mighty wind. 

6:14 And t-the heaven depawted as a scwoww when it is wowwed togethew; 
and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy mountain and i-iswand wewe moved out of theiw pwaces. 

6:15 And t-the kings of t-the eawth, and t-the gweat men, and t-the wich men, 
and t-the chief captains, and t-the mighty men, and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (o･ω･o) b-bondman, and 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy fwee ^.^ m-man, hid themsewves in t-the dens and in t-the wocks of t-the 
mountains; (╯✧▽✧)╯ 6-6:16 And said to t-the mountains and wocks, (*≧ω≦*) *cuddles you* F-Faww on u-us, and 
hide us fwom t-the f-face of him that sitteth on t-the t-thwonye, and fwom t-the 
wwath of t-the Wamb: 6-6:17 Fow t-the gweat day of his wwath is come; and 
who shaww be abwe to stand? 7:1 And aftew these things I saw fouw 
angews standing on t-the fouw c-cownyews of t-the eawth, howding t-the fouw 
w-winds of t-the eawth, that t-the wind shouwd nyot b-bwow on t-the eawth, (=`ω´=) n-nyow on 
t-the sea, (=`ω´=) n-nyow on any t-twee. 

7:2 And I saw anyothew angew ascending fwom t-the (o^ ^o)/ e-east, h-having t-the s-seaw 
of t-the wiving G-God: and he cwied with a w-woud voice to t-the fouw a-angews, 
to whom it w-was given to (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-the eawth and t-the sea, 7-7:3 Saying, Huwt 
nyot t-the eawth, nyeithew t-the sea, (=`ω´=) n-nyow t-the twees, tiww we have seawed t-the 
(╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants of ouw God in theiw foweheads. 

7:4 And I heawd t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-them which wewe seawed: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe 
seawed an hundwed and f-fowty and fouw t-thousand of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the twibes of t-the 
chiwdwen of Iswaew. 

7:5 O-Of t-the twibe of J-Juda wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe of 
(*´▽`*) W-Weuben wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe of Gad wewe seawed 
twewve thousand. 

7:6 O-Of t-the twibe of Asew wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe of 
Nyephthawim wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe of M-Manyasses wewe 
seawed twewve thousand. 

7-7:7 O-Of t-the twibe of S-Simeon wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe 
of Wevi wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe of Issachaw wewe 
seawed twewve thousand. 

(´ ∀ ` *) *cries* 7-7:8 O-Of t-the twibe of Zabuwon wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe 
of Joseph wewe seawed twewve thousand. O-Of t-the twibe of Benjamin wewe 
seawed twewve thousand. 

7:9 Aftew this I behewd, and, wo, a gweat muwtitude, which nyo man 
couwd nyumbew, of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww n-nyations, and kindweds, and p-peopwe, and tongues, 
s-stood befowe t-the t-thwonye, and befowe t-the Wamb, cwothed with white 
( ╥ω╥ ) w-wobes, and pawms in theiw hands; 7:10 And cwied with a w-woud voice, 
s-saying, S-Sawvation to ouw God which sitteth upon t-the t-thwonye, and u-unto 
t-the W-Wamb. 

7:11 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the angews s-stood (o´∀`o) *leans over* w-wound about t-the t-thwonye, and about t-the 
ewdews and t-the fouw beasts, and feww befowe t-the t-thwonye on theiw faces, 
and w-wowshipped G-God, 7:12 Saying, Amen: Bwessing, and gwowy, and 
wisdom, and thanksgiving, and honyouw, and p-powew, and might, be u-unto 
ouw God (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. A-Amen. 

7:13 And onye of t-the ewdews answewed, saying u-unto me, What awe these 
which awe awwayed in white wobes? and whence came they? 7:14 And I 
said u-unto him, Siw, t-thou k-knyowest. And he said to me, These awe they 
which came out of gweat twibuwation, and have washed theiw ( ╥ω╥ ) w-wobes, and 
m-made t-them white in t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the W-Wamb. 

7:15 Thewefowe awe they befowe t-the t-thwonye of G-God, and sewve him day 
and nyight in his tempwe: and he that sitteth on t-the t-thwonye shaww dweww 
among them. 

7:16 They shaww h-hungew nyo m-mowe, nyeithew t-thiwst any mowe; nyeithew shaww 
t-the sun wight on t-them, (=`ω´=) n-nyow any (/ =ω=)/ h-heat. 

7:17 Fow t-the W-Wamb which is in t-the m-midst of t-the t-thwonye shaww feed t-them, 
and shaww wead t-them u-unto wiving fountains of watews: and God shaww 
wipe away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww teaws fwom theiw eyes. 

(＃￣ω￣) *cuddles you* 8-8:1 And when he h-had openyed t-the seventh seaw, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was siwence in 
heaven about t-the space of hawf an h-houw. 

8-8:2 And I saw t-the seven angews which s-stood befowe God; and to t-them 
wewe given seven twumpets. 

8:3 And anyothew angew came and s-stood a-at t-the awtaw, h-having a gowden 
censew; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was given u-unto him m-much incense, that he shouwd 
offew it with t-the pwayews of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww saints upon t-the gowden awtaw which 
w-was befowe t-the thwonye. 

8:4 And t-the smoke of t-the incense, which came with t-the pwayews of t-the 
saints, ascended up befowe God out of t-the angew's ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

8-8:5 And t-the angew took t-the (>_<) c-censew, and fiwwed it with fiwe of t-the 
awtaw, and cast it into t-the eawth: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe voices, and 
^-^ t-thundewings, and wightnyings, and an eawthquake. 

8:6 And t-the seven angews which h-had t-the seven t-twumpets pwepawed 
themsewves to sound. 

8:7 The fiwst angew sounded, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-fowwowed haiw and fiwe mingwed 
with bwood, and they wewe cast upon t-the eawth: and t-the thiwd pawt of 
twees w-was buwnt up, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww gween gwass w-was buwnt (＞ｍ＜) u-up. 

8:8 And t-the second angew sounded, and as it wewe a gweat mountain 
b-buwnying with fiwe w-was cast into t-the sea: and t-the thiwd pawt of t-the sea 
became bwood; 8:9 And t-the thiwd pawt of t-the cweatuwes which wewe in 
t-the sea, and h-had w-wife, died; and t-the thiwd pawt of t-the s-ships wewe 
destwoyed. 

8-8:10 And t-the thiwd angew sounded, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww a gweat staw fwom 
heaven, b-buwnying as it wewe a wamp, and it feww upon t-the thiwd pawt of 
t-the wivews, and upon t-the fountains of watews; 8-8:11 And t-the nyame of t-the 
staw is cawwed Wowmwood: and t-the thiwd pawt of t-the watews became 
wowmwood; and many men died of t-the w-watews, because they wewe m-made 
bittew. 

8:12 And t-the fouwth angew sounded, and t-the thiwd pawt of t-the sun w-was 
smitten, and t-the thiwd pawt of t-the moon, and t-the thiwd pawt of t-the 
~(>_<~) *sweats* s-staws; so as t-the thiwd pawt of t-them w-was dawkenyed, and t-the day shonye 
nyot (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a thiwd pawt of it, and t-the nyight wikewise. 

8-8:13 And I behewd, and heawd an angew fwying thwough t-the m-midst of 
heaven, saying with a w-woud voice, Woe, woe, woe, to t-the inhabitews of 
t-the eawth by w-weason of t-the othew v-voices of t-the twumpet of t-the thwee 
a-angews, which awe (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet to sound! 9:1 And t-the fifth angew sounded, and 
I saw a staw faww fwom heaven u-unto t-the eawth: and to him w-was given t-the 
key of t-the b-bottomwess pit. 

(*´▽`*) 9-9:2 And he openyed t-the b-bottomwess pit; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awose a smoke out of 
t-the pit, as t-the smoke of a gweat fuwnyace; and t-the sun and t-the aiw wewe 
dawkenyed by w-weason of t-the smoke of t-the pit. 

9:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came out of t-the smoke wocusts upon t-the eawth: and u-unto 
t-them w-was given p-powew, as t-the s-scowpions of t-the eawth have powew. 

9:4 And it w-was commanded t-them that they shouwd nyot (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-the gwass of 
t-the eawth, nyeithew any gween thing, nyeithew any twee; but onwy those 
men which have nyot t-the s-seaw of God in theiw foweheads. 

9:5 And to t-them it w-was given that they shouwd nyot kiww t-them, but that 
they shouwd be towmented five months: and theiw t-towment w-was as t-the 
t-towment of a s-scowpion, when he s-stwiketh a m-man. 

9:6 And in those days shaww men seek d-death, and shaww nyot f-find it; and 
shaww d-desiwe to die, and death shaww fwee fwom them. 

9:7 And t-the shapes of t-the wocusts wewe w-wike u-unto howses pwepawed u-unto 
>w< *twerks* b-battwe; and on theiw heads wewe as it wewe cwowns w-wike gowd, and theiw 
faces wewe as t-the faces of m-men. 

9:8 And they h-had haiw as t-the haiw of (*°▽°*) w-women, and theiw t-teeth wewe as 
t-the t-teeth of wions. 

9:9 And they h-had bweastpwates, as it wewe bweastpwates of iwon; and 
t-the s-sound of theiw w-wings w-was as t-the s-sound of chawiots of many howses 
wunnying to battwe. 

(^ω~) *sweats* 9-9:10 And they h-had taiws w-wike u-unto scowpions, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe stings in 
theiw taiws: and theiw p-powew w-was to (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt men five months. 

9-9:11 And they h-had a king o-ovew t-them, which is t-the angew of t-the 
b-bottomwess pit, whose nyame in t-the H-Hebwew tongue is Abaddon, but in t-the 
Gweek tongue hath his nyame A-Apowwyon. 

9:12 Onye (-_-) *twerks* w-woe is past; and, b-behowd, (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe come two woes mowe heweaftew. 

9:13 And t-the sixth angew sounded, and I heawd a voice fwom t-the fouw 
howns of t-the gowden awtaw which is befowe G-God, 9-9:14 S-Saying to t-the 
sixth angew which h-had t-the twumpet, W-Woose t-the fouw angews which awe 
b-bound in t-the gweat wivew Euphwates. 

9:15 And t-the fouw angews wewe woosed, which wewe pwepawed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow an h-houw, 
and a day, and a m-month, and a y-yeaw, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to (✧∀✧)/ s-sway t-the thiwd pawt of m-men. 

9:16 And t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of t-the awmy of t-the howsemen wewe two hundwed 
t-thousand thousand: and I heawd t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of them. 

9:17 And thus I saw t-the howses in t-the vision, and t-them that sat on 
t-them, h-having bweastpwates of f-fiwe, and of jacinth, and bwimstonye: and 
t-the heads of t-the howses wewe as t-the heads of wions; and out of theiw 
mouths issued fiwe and smoke and bwimstonye. 

9:18 By these thwee w-was t-the thiwd pawt of men kiwwed, by t-the f-fiwe, and 
by t-the smoke, and by t-the b-bwimstonye, which issued out of theiw mouths. 

9:19 Fow theiw p-powew is in theiw mouth, and in theiw taiws: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow theiw 
taiws wewe w-wike u-unto sewpents, and h-had heads, and with t-them they (^-^*)/ d-do 
huwt. 

9:20 And t-the w-west of t-the men which wewe nyot kiwwed by these pwagues 
(=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet wepented nyot of t-the wowks of theiw hands, that they shouwd nyot 
w-wowship ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, and idows of gowd, and s-siwvew, and b-bwass, and stonye, 
and of w-wood: which nyeithew c-can see, (=`ω´=) n-nyow h-heaw, (=`ω´=) n-nyow wawk: 9:21 N-Nyeithew 
wepented they of theiw muwdews, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of theiw sowcewies, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of theiw 
f-fownyication, (=`ω´=) n-nyow of theiw t-thefts. 

10:1 And I saw anyothew mighty angew come down fwom heaven, cwothed 
with a cwoud: and a wainbow w-was upon his head, and his f-face w-was as it 
wewe t-the sun, and his feet as piwwaws of fiwe: 1-10:2 And he h-had in his 
hand a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe book open: and he s-set his wight foot upon t-the sea, and 
his weft foot on t-the eawth, 10:3 And cwied with a w-woud voice, as when 
a w-wion w-woaweth: and when he h-had cwied, seven ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ t-thundews uttewed theiw 
voices. 

10:4 And when t-the seven ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ t-thundews h-had uttewed theiw voices, I w-was about 
to wwite: and I heawd a voice fwom heaven saying u-unto me, Seaw up 
those things which t-the seven ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ t-thundews uttewed, and wwite t-them n-nyot. 

1-10:5 And t-the angew which I saw stand upon t-the sea and upon t-the eawth 
w-wifted up his hand to heaven, 10:6 And swawe by him that wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
e-evew and evew, who cweated heaven, and t-the things that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein a-awe, 
and t-the eawth, and t-the things that (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein a-awe, and t-the sea, and t-the 
things which awe thewein, that (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shouwd be time nyo wongew: 10:7 
But in t-the days of t-the voice of t-the seventh angew, when he shaww b-begin 
to sound, t-the mystewy of God shouwd be finyished, as he hath d-decwawed 
to his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets. 

10:8 And t-the voice which I heawd fwom heaven spake u-unto m-me again, and 
said, Go and o(>ω<)o t-take t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe book which is open in t-the hand of t-the 
angew which standeth upon t-the sea and upon t-the eawth. 

10:9 And I went u-unto t-the angew, and said u-unto him, Give m-me t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe 
book. And he said u-unto me, Take it, and e-eat it up; and it shaww make 
thy bewwy bittew, but it shaww be in thy mouth sweet as honyey. 

10:10 And I took t-the ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe book out of t-the angew's hand, and ate it 
up; and it w-was in o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my mouth sweet as honyey: and as soon as I h-had eaten 
it, o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my bewwy w-was bittew. 

1-10:11 And he said u-unto me, T-Thou (* ^ ω ^) m-must ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy again befowe many 
peopwes, and n-nyations, and tongues, and k-kings. 

11:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was given m-me a weed w-wike u-unto a wod: and t-the angew 
stood, s-saying, Wise, and measuwe t-the tempwe of G-God, and t-the awtaw, and 
t-them that w-wowship thewein. 

11:2 But t-the couwt which is without t-the tempwe weave (* ^ ω ^) o-out, and measuwe 
it n-nyot; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is given u-unto t-the Gentiwes: and t-the h-howy city shaww 
they twead undew foot f-fowty and two months. 

11:3 And I wiww g-give p-powew u-unto o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my two witnyesses, and they shaww 
ヽ(>∀<☆)ノ *screams* p-pwophesy a t-thousand two hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe days, cwothed in 
ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ s-sackcwoth. 

11:4 These awe t-the two owive twees, and t-the two c-candwesticks standing 
befowe t-the God of t-the eawth. 

11:5 And if any man wiww (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-them, fiwe p-pwoceedeth out of theiw 
mouth, and devouweth theiw e-enyemies: and if any man wiww (♡°▽°♡) h-huwt t-them, he 
(* ^ ω ^) m-must in this m-mannyew be k-kiwwed. 

11:6 These have p-powew to s-shut heaven, that it wain nyot in t-the days of 
theiw pwophecy: and have p-powew o-ovew watews to tuwn t-them to bwood, and 
to smite t-the eawth with (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww pwagues, as often as they wiww. 

11:7 And when they shaww have finyished theiw testimony, t-the beast that 
ascendeth out of t-the b-bottomwess p-pit shaww make waw against t-them, and 
shaww ovewcome t-them, and kiww them. 

11:8 And theiw dead bodies shaww w-wie in t-the stweet of t-the gweat city, 
which spiwituawwy is cawwed Sodom and Egypt, whewe awso ouw Wowd w-was 
cwucified. 

11:9 And they of t-the peopwe and kindweds and t-tongues and nyations shaww 
s-see theiw dead bodies thwee days and an hawf, and shaww nyot s-suffew 
theiw dead bodies to be put in gwaves. 

11:10 And they that dweww upon t-the eawth shaww wejoice o-ovew t-them, and 
make mewwy, and shaww send gifts onye to anyothew; because these two 
pwophets towmented t-them that d-dwewt on t-the eawth. 

11:11 And aftew thwee days and an hawf t-the spiwit of wife fwom God 
entewed into t-them, and they s-stood upon theiw feet; and gweat f-feaw feww 
upon t-them which saw them. 

11:12 And they heawd a gweat voice fwom heaven saying u-unto t-them, Come 
up hithew. And they ascended up to heaven in a cwoud; and theiw 
enyemies behewd them. 

11:13 And t-the same (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a gweat eawthquake, and t-the (o´∀`o) *sweats* t-tenth 
pawt of t-the city feww, and in t-the eawthquake wewe s-swain of men seven 
thousand: and t-the wemnyant wewe affwighted, and gave gwowy to t-the God 
of heaven. 

11:14 The second (-_-) *twerks* w-woe is past; and, b-behowd, t-the thiwd (-_-) *twerks* w-woe cometh 
quickwy. 

11:15 And t-the seventh angew s-sounded; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe gweat v-voices in 
heaven, s-saying, The (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of this wowwd awe become t-the (´ ω `♡) k-kingdoms of 
ouw W-Wowd, and of his Chwist; and he shaww weign (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

11:16 And t-the fouw and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ewdews, which sat befowe God on theiw 
seats, feww upon theiw faces, and w-wowshipped G-God, 11:17 Saying, We 
g-give thee thanks, O-O WOWD God Awmighty, which awt, and wast, and awt to 
come; because t-thou hast taken to thee thy gweat p-powew, and hast 
weignyed. 

11:18 And t-the nyations wewe angwy, and thy wwath is come, and t-the time 
of t-the dead, that they shouwd be judged, and that t-thou shouwdest g-give 
wewawd u-unto thy (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants t-the pwophets, and to t-the saints, and t-them 
that f-feaw thy nyame, smaww and gweat; and shouwdest d-destwoy t-them which 
d-destwoy t-the eawth. 

11:19 And t-the tempwe of God w-was openyed in heaven, and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was s-seen 
in his tempwe t-the awk of his testament: and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe wightnyings, and 
voices, and ^-^ t-thundewings, and an eawthquake, and gweat haiw. 

12:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed a gweat wondew in heaven; a woman cwothed with 
t-the sun, and t-the moon undew hew feet, and upon hew ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a cwown of 
twewve staws: (*≧ω≦*) 1-12:2 And she being with c-chiwd cwied, twavaiwing in 
biwth, and painyed to be dewivewed. 

12:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe appeawed anyothew wondew in heaven; and (x_x)V b-behowd a gweat 
(⌒▽⌒)☆ w-wed dwagon, h-having seven heads and t-ten howns, and seven cwowns upon 
his heads. 

12:4 And his taiw dwew t-the thiwd pawt of t-the staws of heaven, and did 
cast t-them to t-the eawth: and t-the dwagon s-stood befowe t-the woman which 
w-was weady to be dewivewed, (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow to devouw hew c-chiwd as soon as it w-was 
bown. 

1-12:5 And she b-bwought fowth a man chiwd, who w-was to w-wuwe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations 
with a wod of iwon: and hew c-chiwd w-was caught up u-unto G-God, and to his 
thwonye. 

12:6 And t-the woman fwed into t-the wiwdewnyess, whewe she hath a pwace 
pwepawed of G-God, that they shouwd feed hew (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe a t-thousand two 
hundwed and (o_O)! t-thweescowe days. 

(o^ ^o) 1-12:7 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was waw in heaven: Michaew and his angews fought 
against t-the dwagon; and t-the dwagon fought and his a-angews, 12:8 And 
p-pwevaiwed n-nyot; nyeithew w-was theiw pwace f-found any mowe in heaven. 

12:9 And t-the gweat dwagon w-was cast (* ^ ω ^) o-out, that o-owd s-sewpent, cawwed t-the 
Deviw, and Satan, which deceiveth t-the w-whowe wowwd: he w-was cast out 
into t-the eawth, and his angews wewe cast out with h-him. 

12:10 And I heawd a w-woud voice saying in heaven, Nyow is come 
sawvation, and stwength, and t-the kingdom of ouw G-God, and t-the p-powew of 
his Chwist: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the a-accusew of ouw (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen is cast down, which 
a-accused t-them befowe ouw God day and nyight. 

1-12:11 And they ovewcame him by t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the Wamb, and by t-the wowd 
of theiw testimony; and they woved nyot theiw wives u-unto t-the death. 

12:12 Thewefowe wejoice, ye (^ω~) h-heavens, and ye that dweww in them. Woe to 
t-the inhabitews of t-the eawth and of t-the sea! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the deviw is come down 
u-unto y-you, h-having gweat wwath, because he k-knyoweth that he hath but a 
showt ^w^ t-time. 

12:13 And when t-the dwagon saw that he w-was cast u-unto t-the eawth, he 
pewsecuted t-the woman which b-bwought fowth t-the man chiwd. 

12:14 And to t-the woman wewe given two w-wings of a gweat eagwe, that she 
m-might fwy into t-the wiwdewnyess, into hew pwace, whewe she is n-nyouwished 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow a time, and times, and hawf a time, fwom t-the f-face of t-the sewpent. 

1-12:15 And t-the sewpent cast out of his mouth w-watew as a fwood aftew t-the 
woman, that he m-might c-cause hew to be cawwied away of t-the fwood. 

12:16 And t-the eawth hewped t-the woman, and t-the eawth openyed hew mouth, 
and swawwowed up t-the fwood which t-the dwagon cast out of his mouth. 

12:17 And t-the dwagon w-was wwoth with t-the woman, and went to make waw 
with t-the wemnyant of hew seed, which keep t-the c-commandments of G-God, and 
have t-the t-testimony of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus (T_T) C-Chwist. 

13:1 And I s-stood upon t-the sand of t-the sea, and saw a beast (☆ω☆) w-wise up out 
of t-the sea, h-having seven heads and t-ten howns, and upon his howns t-ten 
cwowns, and upon his heads t-the nyame of bwasphemy. 

13:2 And t-the beast which I saw w-was w-wike u-unto a weopawd, and his feet 
wewe as t-the feet of a (ノωヽ) b-beaw, and his mouth as t-the mouth of a wion: and 
t-the dwagon gave him his p-powew, and his s-seat, and gweat authowity. 

13:3 And I saw onye of his heads as it wewe w-wounded to death; and his 
deadwy wound w-was h-heawed: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the wowwd wondewed aftew t-the beast. 

13:4 And they w-wowshipped t-the dwagon which gave p-powew u-unto t-the beast: 
and they w-wowshipped t-the beast, s-saying, Who is w-wike u-unto t-the beast? who 
is abwe to make waw with h-him? 13:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was given u-unto him a 
mouth speaking gweat things and bwasphemies; and p-powew w-was given u-unto 
him to continyue f-fowty and two months. 

13:6 And he openyed his mouth in bwasphemy against G-God, to bwaspheme 
his nyame, and his tabewnyacwe, and t-them that dweww in heaven. 

13:7 And it w-was given u-unto him to make waw with t-the saints, and to 
ovewcome (=`ω´=) t-them: and p-powew w-was given him o-ovew (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww kindweds, and tongues, 
and nyations. 

13:8 And (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that dweww upon t-the eawth shaww w-wowship him, whose nyames 
awe nyot wwitten in t-the book of wife of t-the W-Wamb s-swain fwom t-the 
f-foundation of t-the wowwd. 

13:9 If any man have an eaw, wet him heaw. 

1-13:10 He that weadeth into captivity shaww go into captivity: he that 
kiwweth with t-the s-swowd (* ^ ω ^) m-must be kiwwed with t-the swowd. Hewe is t-the 
p-patience and t-the f-faith of t-the saints. 

1-13:11 And I behewd anyothew beast coming up out of t-the eawth; and he 
h-had two howns w-wike a wamb, and he spake as a dwagon. 

13:12 And he exewciseth (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the p-powew of t-the fiwst beast befowe him, 
and causeth t-the eawth and t-them which dweww (╬ Ò﹏Ó) t-thewein to w-wowship t-the 
fiwst beast, whose deadwy wound w-was heawed. 

13:13 And he doeth gweat wondews, so that he m-maketh fiwe come down 
fwom heaven on t-the eawth in t-the sight of men, 13:14 And deceiveth t-them 
that dweww on t-the eawth by t-the means of those miwacwes which he h-had 
p-powew to (^-^*)/ d-do in t-the sight of t-the (´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; saying to t-them that dweww on 
t-the eawth, that they shouwd make an i-image to t-the beast, which h-had t-the 
wound by a swowd, and did w-wive. 

13:15 And he h-had p-powew to g-give wife u-unto t-the i-image of t-the beast, that 
t-the i-image of t-the beast shouwd both speak, and c-cause that as many as 
w-wouwd nyot w-wowship t-the i-image of t-the beast shouwd be k-kiwwed. 

1-13:16 And he causeth a-aww, both smaww and g-gweat, wich and poow, fwee 
and bond, to weceive a mawk in theiw wight hand, ow in theiw 
foweheads: 13:17 And that nyo man m-might buy ow seww, s-save he that h-had 
t-the m-mawk, ow t-the nyame of t-the beast, ow t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of his nyame. 

13:18 Hewe is w-wisdom. Wet him that hath undewstanding count t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew 
of t-the beast: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow it is t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of a man; and his (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew is S-Six 
hundwed (o_O)! t-thweescowe and six. 

14:1 And I wooked, and, wo, a W-Wamb s-stood on t-the mount Sion, and with 
him an hundwed f-fowty and fouw thousand, h-having his Fathew's nyame 
wwitten in theiw foweheads. 

14:2 And I heawd a voice fwom heaven, as t-the voice of many w-watews, and 
as t-the voice of a gweat t-thundew: and I heawd t-the voice of h-hawpews 
hawping with theiw hawps: 14:3 And they sung as it wewe a nyew song 
befowe t-the t-thwonye, and befowe t-the fouw beasts, and t-the ewdews: and nyo 
man couwd weawn that song but t-the hundwed and f-fowty and fouw thousand, 
which wewe wedeemed fwom t-the eawth. 

14:4 These awe they which wewe nyot defiwed with ♡(｡- ω -) w-women; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe 
viwgins. These awe they which fowwow t-the W-Wamb whithewsoevew he goeth. 
These wewe wedeemed fwom among men, being t-the fiwstfwuits u-unto God and 
to t-the W-Wamb. 

1-14:5 And in theiw mouth w-was f-found nyo guiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe without fauwt 
befowe t-the t-thwonye of God. 

14:6 And I saw anyothew angew fwy in t-the m-midst of heaven, h-having t-the 
evewwasting gospew to pweach u-unto t-them that dweww on t-the eawth, and to 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy nyation, and kindwed, and tongue, and p-peopwe, 14:7 S-Saying with a 
w-woud voice, Feaw G-God, and g-give gwowy to h-him; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw of his 
j-judgment is c-come: and w-wowship him that m-made heaven, and eawth, and t-the 
sea, and t-the fountains of watews. 

14:8 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe f-fowwowed anyothew angew, s-saying, Babywon is ^.^ f-fawwen, is 
^.^ f-fawwen, that gweat city, because she m-made (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations dwink of t-the 
winye of t-the wwath of hew f-fownyication. 

14:9 And t-the thiwd angew f-fowwowed t-them, saying with a w-woud voice, If 
any man w-wowship t-the beast and his image, and weceive his mawk in his 
fowehead, ow in his hand, 14:10 The same shaww dwink of t-the winye of 
t-the wwath of G-God, which is pouwed out without mixtuwe into t-the cup of 
his indignyation; and he shaww be towmented with fiwe and (っ˘ω˘ς ) b-bwimstonye in 
t-the pwesence of t-the h-howy a-angews, and in t-the pwesence of t-the Wamb: 
14:11 And t-the smoke of theiw t-towment ascendeth up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew: 
and they have nyo w-west day (=`ω´=) n-nyow nyight, who w-wowship t-the beast and his 
image, and w-whosoevew weceiveth t-the mawk of his nyame. 

1-14:12 Hewe is t-the p-patience of t-the s-saints: hewe awe they that keep t-the 
c-commandments of G-God, and t-the f-faith of Jesus. 

14:13 And I heawd a voice fwom heaven saying u-unto me, Wwite, Bwessed 
awe t-the dead which die in t-the Wowd fwom hencefowth: Yea, saith t-the 
S-Spiwit, that they may w-west fwom theiw {{ (>_<) }} *cuddles you* w-wabouws; and theiw wowks (^-^*)/ d-do 
fowwow them. 

14:14 And I wooked, and (x_x)V b-behowd a white c-cwoud, and upon t-the cwoud onye 
sat w-wike u-unto t-the S-Son of ^.^ m-man, h-having on his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head a gowden cwown, and 
in his hand a shawp sickwe. 

1-14:15 And anyothew angew came out of t-the t-tempwe, cwying with a w-woud 
voice to him that sat on t-the c-cwoud, T-Thwust in thy sickwe, and weap: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time is come (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thee to weap; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the hawvest of t-the eawth is 
wipe. 

14:16 And he that sat on t-the cwoud thwust in his sickwe on t-the eawth; 
and t-the eawth w-was weaped. 

14:17 And anyothew angew came out of t-the tempwe which is in heaven, he 
awso h-having a shawp sickwe. 

(x_x)V *pokes you* 1-14:18 And anyothew angew came out fwom t-the awtaw, which h-had p-powew o-ovew 
fiwe; and cwied with a w-woud (＞ｍ＜) c-cwy to him that h-had t-the shawp sickwe, 
s-saying, T-Thwust in thy shawp sickwe, and gathew t-the cwustews of t-the 
vinye of t-the eawth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew gwapes awe fuwwy wipe. 

1-14:19 And t-the angew thwust in his sickwe into t-the eawth, and gathewed 
t-the vinye of t-the eawth, and cast it into t-the gweat w-winyepwess of t-the 
wwath of God. 

ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ 1-14:20 And t-the w-winyepwess w-was twodden without t-the city, and ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood came 
out of t-the winyepwess, even u-unto t-the h-howse (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞ b-bwidwes, by t-the space of a 
t-thousand and six hundwed fuwwongs. 

15:1 And I saw anyothew (*´▽`*) s-sign in heaven, gweat and m-mawvewwous, seven 
angews h-having t-the seven wast p-pwagues; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in t-them is fiwwed up t-the 
wwath of God. 

⊂(･ω･*⊂) *pokes you* 1-15:2 And I saw as it wewe a sea of gwass mingwed with fiwe: and t-them 
that h-had gotten t-the victowy o-ovew t-the beast, and o-ovew his image, and 
o-ovew his m-mawk, and o-ovew t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of his nyame, stand on t-the sea of 
(=^‥^=) g-gwass, h-having t-the hawps of God. 

1-15:3 And they sing t-the song of Moses t-the sewvant of G-God, and t-the song 
of t-the Wamb, s-saying, Gweat and mawvewwous awe thy wowks, Wowd God 
A-Awmighty; just and twue awe thy ways, t-thou King of saints. 

:3 1-15:4 Who shaww nyot f-feaw thee, O-O W-Wowd, and gwowify thy nyame? (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-thou 
onwy awt howy: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations shaww come and w-wowship befowe thee; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
thy judgments awe m-made m-manyifest. 

1-15:5 And aftew that I wooked, and, b-behowd, t-the tempwe of t-the 
tabewnyacwe of t-the t-testimony in heaven w-was openyed: 15:6 And t-the seven 
angews came out of t-the t-tempwe, h-having t-the seven pwagues, cwothed in 
puwe and white winyen, and h-having theiw b-bweasts giwded with gowden 
giwdwes. 

15:7 And onye of t-the fouw b-beasts gave u-unto t-the seven angews seven 
gowden v-viaws f-fuww of t-the wwath of G-God, who wiveth (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

15:8 And t-the tempwe w-was fiwwed with smoke fwom t-the gwowy of G-God, and 
fwom his powew; and nyo man w-was abwe to entew into t-the t-tempwe, tiww t-the 
seven pwagues of t-the seven angews wewe f-fuwfiwwed. 

16:1 And I heawd a gweat voice out of t-the tempwe saying to t-the seven 
a-angews, Go youw ways, and p-pouw out t-the v-viaws of t-the wwath of God upon 
t-the eawth. 

16:2 And t-the fiwst went, and pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw upon t-the eawth; and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww a nyoisome and gwievous sowe upon t-the men which h-had t-the mawk 
of t-the beast, and upon t-them which w-wowshipped his image. 

16:3 And t-the second angew pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw upon t-the sea; and it 
became as t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of a dead man: and {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy wiving souw died in t-the 
sea. 

16:4 And t-the thiwd angew pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw upon t-the (=^･ｪ･^=) w-wivews and 
fountains of watews; and they became bwood. 

16:5 And I heawd t-the angew of t-the watews say, T-Thou awt (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, O-O 
W-Wowd, which awt, and wast, and shawt be, because t-thou hast judged 
t-thus. 

1-16:6 Fow they have shed t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of saints and pwophets, and t-thou 
hast given t-them ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood to dwink; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow they awe wowthy. 

16:7 And I heawd anyothew out of t-the awtaw say, Even so, Wowd God 
Awmighty, twue and wighteous awe thy judgments. 

16:8 And t-the fouwth angew pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw upon t-the sun; and p-powew 
w-was given u-unto him to scowch men with fiwe. 

1-16:9 And men wewe scowched with gweat h-heat, and bwasphemed t-the nyame of 
G-God, which hath p-powew o-ovew these pwagues: and they wepented nyot to 
g-give him gwowy. 

1-16:10 And t-the fifth angew pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw upon t-the seat of t-the 
(´ ∀ ` *) b-beast; and his kingdom w-was f-fuww of dawknyess; and they gnyawed theiw 
t-tongues (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow p-pain, 16:11 And bwasphemed t-the God of heaven because of 
theiw pains and theiw s-sowes, and wepented nyot of theiw deeds. 

1-16:12 And t-the sixth angew pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw upon t-the gweat wivew 
Euphwates; and t-the w-watew theweof w-was dwied up, that t-the w-way of t-the 
kings of t-the east m-might be pwepawed. 

16:13 And I saw thwee uncwean s-spiwits w-wike fwogs come out of t-the mouth 
of t-the dwagon, and out of t-the mouth of t-the beast, and out of t-the mouth 
of t-the f-fawse pwophet. 

1-16:14 Fow they awe t-the s-spiwits of ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, wowking miwacwes, which go 
fowth u-unto t-the kings of t-the eawth and of t-the w-whowe wowwd, to gathew 
t-them to t-the battwe of that gweat day of God Awmighty. 

xDD 1-16:15 Behowd, I come as a t-thief. Bwessed is he that w-watcheth, and 
keepeth his gawments, west he wawk nyaked, and they s-see his shame. 

16:16 And he gathewed t-them togethew into a pwace cawwed in t-the H-Hebwew 
tongue Awmageddon. 

1-16:17 And t-the seventh angew pouwed out his ╰(▔∀▔)╯ v-viaw into t-the aiw; and 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came a gweat voice out of t-the tempwe of heaven, fwom t-the t-thwonye, 
s-saying, I-It is donye. 

1-16:18 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe wewe voices, and thundews, and (* ^ ω ^) w-wightnyings; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
w-was a gweat eawthquake, such as w-was nyot since men wewe upon t-the eawth, 
so mighty an eawthquake, and so g-gweat. 

16:19 And t-the gweat city w-was d-divided into thwee pawts, and t-the c-cities 
of t-the nyations feww: and gweat Babywon came in w-wemembwance befowe G-God, 
to g-give u-unto hew t-the cup of t-the winye of t-the fiewcenyess of his wwath. 

16:20 And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy i-iswand fwed away, and t-the mountains wewe nyot found. 

16:21 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe feww upon men a gweat haiw out of heaven, {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy stonye 
about t-the w-weight of a tawent: and men bwasphemed God because of t-the 
pwague of t-the haiw; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the pwague theweof w-was exceeding g-gweat. 

17:1 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came onye of t-the seven angews which h-had t-the seven viaws, 
and t-tawked with me, saying u-unto me, Come hithew; I wiww s-shew u-unto thee 
t-the j-judgment of t-the gweat whowe that sitteth upon many watews: 17:2 
With whom t-the kings of t-the eawth have committed f-fownyication, and t-the 
i-inhabitants of t-the eawth have b-been m-made dwunk with t-the winye of hew 
f-fownyication. 

17:3 S-So he cawwied m-me away in t-the spiwit into t-the wiwdewnyess: and I 
saw a woman sit upon a scawwet cowouwed beast, f-fuww of nyames of 
b-bwasphemy, h-having seven heads and t-ten howns. 

17:4 And t-the woman w-was awwayed in puwpwe and scawwet cowouw, and 
decked with gowd and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious s-stonyes and (o^ ^o)/ p-peawws, h-having a gowden cup 
in hew hand f-fuww of abominyations and fiwthinyess of hew fownyication: 
17:5 And upon hew fowehead w-was a nyame wwitten, M-MYSTEWY, B-BABYWON THE 
G-GWEAT, THE MOTHEW OF HAWWOTS AND ABOMINyATIONS OF THE EAWTH. 

17:6 And I saw t-the woman dwunken with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the saints, and 
with t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of t-the m-mawtyws of Jesus: and when I saw hew, I wondewed 
with gweat admiwation. 

17:7 And t-the angew said u-unto me, Whewefowe didst t-thou mawvew? I wiww 
teww thee t-the mystewy of t-the woman, and of t-the beast that c-cawwieth 
hew, which hath t-the seven heads and t-ten howns. 

1-17:8 The beast that t-thou sawest was, and is n-nyot; and shaww ascend out 
of t-the b-bottomwess pit, and go into pewdition: and they that dweww on 
t-the eawth shaww w-wondew, whose nyames wewe nyot wwitten in t-the book of 
wife fwom t-the f-foundation of t-the wowwd, when they (x_x)V b-behowd t-the beast that 
was, and is nyot, and (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet is. 

17:9 And hewe is t-the mind which hath w-wisdom. The seven heads awe seven 
mountains, on which t-the woman sitteth. 

17:10 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe awe seven kings: five awe ^.^ f-fawwen, and onye is, and t-the 
othew is nyot (=^･ｪ･^=) y-yet come; and when he cometh, he (* ^ ω ^) m-must continyue a showt 
space. 

17:11 And t-the beast that was, and is nyot, even he is t-the eighth, and 
is of t-the seven, and goeth into pewdition. 

17:12 And t-the t-ten howns which t-thou sawest awe t-ten kings, which have 
weceived nyo kingdom as yet; but weceive p-powew as kings onye (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw with 
t-the beast. 

17:13 These have onye mind, and shaww g-give theiw p-powew and stwength 
u-unto t-the beast. 

17:14 These shaww make waw with t-the Wamb, and t-the W-Wamb shaww ovewcome 
(=`ω´=) t-them: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he is Wowd of (❤ω❤) *teleports behind you* w-wowds, and King of kings: and they that awe 
with him awe cawwed, and chosen, and faithfuw. 

(=①ω①=) 1-17:15 And he saith u-unto me, The watews which t-thou sawest, whewe t-the 
whowe sitteth, awe peopwes, and (^ω~) m-muwtitudes, and n-nyations, and tongues. 

17:16 And t-the t-ten howns which t-thou sawest upon t-the beast, these shaww 
hate t-the whowe, and shaww make hew desowate and nyaked, and shaww e-eat 
hew f-fwesh, and buwn hew with fiwe. 

17:17 Fow God hath put in theiw (x_x)V h-heawts to fuwfiw his wiww, and to 
agwee, and g-give theiw kingdom u-unto t-the beast, untiw t-the w-wowds of God 
shaww be f-fuwfiwwed. 

17:18 And t-the woman which t-thou sawest is that gweat city, which 
weignyeth o-ovew t-the kings of t-the eawth. 

18:1 And aftew these things I saw anyothew angew come down fwom heaven, 
h-having gweat powew; and t-the eawth w-was wightenyed with his gwowy. 

18:2 And he cwied mightiwy with a stwong voice, s-saying, Babywon t-the 
gweat is ^.^ f-fawwen, is ^.^ f-fawwen, and is become t-the h-habitation of ( ~*-*)~ d-deviws, 
and t-the h-howd of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy f-fouw spiwit, and a cage of {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy uncwean and 
h-hatefuw biwd. 

18:3 Fow (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations have dwunk of t-the winye of t-the wwath of hew 
f-fownyication, and t-the kings of t-the eawth have committed fownyication 
with hew, and t-the mewchants of t-the eawth awe (o^ ^o) *moans* w-waxed wich thwough t-the 
a-abundance of hew d-dewicacies. 

18:4 And I heawd anyothew voice fwom heaven, s-saying, Come out of hew, 
o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my p-peopwe, that ye be nyot pawtakews of hew sins, and that ye weceive 
nyot of hew (o-_-o) p-pwagues. 

18:5 Fow hew s-sins have weached u-unto heaven, and God hath wemembewed 
hew inyiquities. 

18:6 Wewawd hew even as she wewawded y-you, and d-doubwe u-unto hew d-doubwe 
a-accowding to hew wowks: in t-the cup which she hath fiwwed fiww to hew 
doubwe. 

18:7 How m-much she hath gwowified hewsewf, and w-wived dewiciouswy, so 
m-much t-towment and sowwow g-give hew: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow she saith in hew heawt, I sit a 
queen, and am nyo widow, and shaww s-see nyo \(★ω★)/ s-sowwow. 

18:8 Thewefowe shaww hew pwagues come in onye day, d-death, and mouwnying, 
and faminye; and she shaww be u-uttewwy buwnyed with fiwe: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow stwong is 
t-the Wowd God who j-judgeth hew. 

18:9 And t-the kings of t-the eawth, who have committed fownyication and 
w-wived dewiciouswy with hew, shaww b-bewaiw hew, and wament (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew, when 
they shaww s-see t-the smoke of hew buwnying, 18:10 S-Standing afaw off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the f-feaw of hew towment, s-saying, Awas, a-awas that gweat city Babywon, 
that mighty city! (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in onye (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is thy j-judgment come. 

1-18:11 And t-the mewchants of t-the eawth shaww weep and m-mouwn o-ovew hew; 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow nyo man buyeth theiw mewchandise any mowe: 18:12 The mewchandise of 
gowd, and s-siwvew, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes, and of (o^ ^o)/ p-peawws, and finye winyen, 
and puwpwe, and siwk, and scawwet, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww thyinye wood, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew 
vessews of (-_-) i-ivowy, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew vessews of most (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious wood, and of 
b-bwass, and i-iwon, and m-mawbwe, 18:13 And c-cinnyamon, and odouws, and 
ointments, and fwankincense, and winye, and oiw, and finye fwouw, and 
wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and howses, and c-chawiots, and swaves, 
and s-souws of m-men. 

18:14 And t-the fwuits that thy souw w-wusted aftew awe depawted fwom 
thee, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things which wewe ＼(≧▽≦)／ d-dainty and goodwy awe depawted fwom 
thee, and t-thou shawt f-find t-them nyo mowe a-at aww. 

18:15 The mewchants of these things, which wewe m-made wich by hew, 
shaww stand afaw off (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-feaw of hew towment, weeping and waiwing, 
18:16 And s-saying, Awas, a-awas that gweat city, that w-was cwothed in finye 
winyen, and puwpwe, and scawwet, and decked with gowd, and (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious 
stonyes, and peawws! 18:17 Fow in onye (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw so gweat w-wiches is come to 
nyought. And {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy shipmastew, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the company in s-ships, and 
saiwows, and as many as twade by sea, s-stood afaw off, 18:18 And cwied 
when they saw t-the smoke of hew buwnying, s-saying, What city is w-wike u-unto 
this gweat city! 18:19 And they cast dust on theiw heads, and cwied, 
weeping and waiwing, s-saying, Awas, a-awas that gweat city, whewein wewe 
m-made wich (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that h-had s-ships in t-the sea by w-weason of hew costwinyess! 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow in onye (*ﾉωﾉ) *pokes you* h-houw is she m-made >w< *cries* d-desowate. 

18:20 Wejoice o-ovew hew, t-thou heaven, and ye h-howy apostwes and 
pwophets; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow God hath a-avenged you on hew. 

1-18:21 And a mighty angew took up a stonye w-wike a gweat m-miwwstonye, and 
cast it into t-the sea, s-saying, T-Thus with viowence shaww that gweat city 
Babywon be thwown down, and shaww be f-found nyo mowe a-at aww. 

18:22 And t-the voice of hawpews, and m-musicians, and of pipews, and 
twumpetews, shaww be heawd nyo mowe a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in thee; and nyo cwaftsman, 
of whatsoevew (=^･ｪ･^=) *notices bulge* c-cwaft he be, shaww be f-found any mowe in thee; and t-the 
s-sound of a miwwstonye shaww be heawd nyo mowe a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in thee; 1-18:23 And 
t-the wight of a c-candwe shaww (*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye nyo mowe a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww in thee; and t-the 
voice of t-the bwidegwoom and of t-the bwide shaww be heawd nyo mowe a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
in t-thee: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow thy mewchants wewe t-the gweat men of t-the eawth; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow by thy 
sowcewies wewe (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww nyations deceived. 

18:24 And in hew w-was f-found t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of pwophets, and of saints, and 
of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww that wewe s-swain upon t-the eawth. 

19:1 And aftew these things I heawd a gweat voice of m-much peopwe in 
heaven, s-saying, Awwewuia; Sawvation, and gwowy, and honyouw, and p-powew, 
u-unto t-the Wowd ouw G-God: 19:2 Fow twue and wighteous awe his j-judgments: 
(╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow he hath judged t-the gweat whowe, which did cowwupt t-the eawth with 
hew f-fownyication, and hath a-avenged t-the ( ╥ω╥ ) b-bwood of his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants a-at hew 
ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

19:3 And again they said, Awwewuia And hew smoke w-wose up (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and 
evew. 

19:4 And t-the fouw and ╮(￣ω￣;)╭ t-twenty ewdews and t-the fouw b-beasts feww down and 
w-wowshipped God that sat on t-the t-thwonye, s-saying, Amen; Awwewuia. 

19:5 And a voice came out of t-the t-thwonye, s-saying, Pwaise ouw G-God, (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
ye his sewvants, and ye that f-feaw him, both smaww and g-gweat. 

1-19:6 And I heawd as it wewe t-the voice of a gweat muwtitude, and as t-the 
voice of many w-watews, and as t-the voice of mighty ^-^ t-thundewings, s-saying, 
Awwewuia: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd God omnyipotent weignyeth. 

19:7 Wet us be gwad and wejoice, and g-give honyouw to him: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
mawwiage of t-the W-Wamb is come, and his wife hath m-made hewsewf weady. 

19:8 And to hew w-was g-gwanted that she shouwd be awwayed in finye winyen, 
cwean and white: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the finye winyen is t-the wighteousnyess of saints. 

19:9 And he saith u-unto me, Wwite, Bwessed awe they which awe cawwed 
u-unto t-the mawwiage suppew of t-the W-Wamb. And he saith u-unto me, These awe 
t-the twue sayings of God. 

19:10 And I feww a-at his feet to w-wowship h-him. And he said u-unto me, See 
t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do it nyot: I am thy fewwowsewvant, and of thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen that have 
t-the t-testimony of Jesus: w-wowship G-God: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the t-testimony of ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus is t-the 
spiwit of pwophecy. 

1-19:11 And I saw heaven openyed, and (x_x)V b-behowd a white howse; and he that 
sat upon him w-was cawwed Faithfuw and Twue, and in wighteousnyess he 
doth j-judge and make waw. 

(o^ ^o) 1-19:12 His eyes wewe as a fwame of f-fiwe, and on his ( ~*-*)~ *giggles shyly* h-head wewe many 
cwowns; and he h-had a nyame wwitten, that nyo man OwO k-knyew, but he himsewf. 

19:13 And he w-was cwothed with a vestuwe dipped in b-bwood: and his nyame 
is cawwed The Wowd of God. 

19:14 And t-the awmies which wewe in heaven f-fowwowed him upon white 
howses, cwothed in finye winyen, white and cwean. 

19:15 And out of his mouth goeth a shawp swowd, that with it he shouwd 
smite t-the n-nyations: and he shaww w-wuwe t-them with a wod of iwon: and he 
tweadeth t-the w-winyepwess of t-the fiewcenyess and wwath of Awmighty God. 

19:16 And he hath on his vestuwe and on his thigh a nyame wwitten, KING 
OF K-KINGS, AND WOWD OF W-WOWDS. 

19:17 And I saw an angew standing in t-the sun; and he cwied with a w-woud 
voice, saying to (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowws that fwy in t-the m-midst of heaven, Come 
and gathew youwsewves togethew u-unto t-the suppew of t-the gweat God; 19:18 
That ye may e-eat t-the fwesh of kings, and t-the fwesh of captains, and t-the 
fwesh of mighty men, and t-the fwesh of howses, and of t-them that sit on 
t-them, and t-the fwesh of (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww men, both fwee and bond, both smaww and 
g-gweat. 

19:19 And I saw t-the beast, and t-the kings of t-the eawth, and theiw 
awmies, gathewed togethew to make waw against him that sat on t-the 
h-howse, and against his awmy. 

19:20 And t-the beast w-was taken, and with him t-the f-fawse pwophet that 
wwought miwacwes befowe him, with which he d-deceived t-them that h-had 
weceived t-the mawk of t-the beast, and t-them that w-wowshipped his image. 
These both wewe cast a-awive into a wake of fiwe b-buwnying with bwimstonye. 

19:21 And t-the wemnyant wewe s-swain with t-the s-swowd of him that sat upon 
t-the h-howse, which s-swowd p-pwoceeded out of his m-mouth: and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww t-the f-fowws 
wewe fiwwed with theiw ;;w;; f-fwesh. 

20:1 And I saw an angew come down fwom heaven, h-having t-the key of t-the 
b-bottomwess p-pit and a gweat chain in his ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

( ~*-*)~ 2-20:2 And he w-waid h-howd on t-the dwagon, that o-owd s-sewpent, which is t-the 
Deviw, and Satan, and b-bound him a t-thousand yeaws, 20:3 And cast him 
into t-the b-bottomwess pit, and s-shut him up, and s-set a s-seaw upon him, 
that he shouwd deceive t-the nyations nyo m-mowe, tiww t-the t-thousand yeaws 
shouwd be fuwfiwwed: and aftew that he (* ^ ω ^) m-must be w-woosed a ฅ(• ɪ •)ฅ w-wittwe s-season. 

20:4 And I saw t-thwonyes, and they sat upon t-them, and j-judgment w-was given 
u-unto (=`ω´=) t-them: and I saw t-the s-souws of t-them that wewe beheaded (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the 
witnyess of Jesus, and (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the wowd of G-God, and which h-had nyot 
w-wowshipped t-the beast, nyeithew his image, nyeithew h-had weceived his mawk 
upon theiw f-foweheads, ow in theiw hands; and they w-wived and weignyed 
with Chwist a t-thousand yeaws. 

20:5 But t-the w-west of t-the dead w-wived nyot again untiw t-the t-thousand yeaws 
wewe finyished. This is t-the fiwst wesuwwection. 

20:6 Bwessed and h-howy is he that hath pawt in t-the fiwst wesuwwection: 
on such t-the second death hath nyo p-powew, but they shaww be pwiests of 
God and of (ノωヽ) C-Chwist, and shaww weign with him a t-thousand yeaws. 

(✯◡✯) 2-20:7 And when t-the t-thousand yeaws awe expiwed, Satan shaww be w-woosed 
out of his pwison, 20:8 And shaww go out to deceive t-the nyations which 
awe in t-the fouw quawtews of t-the eawth, G-Gog, and (＾• ω •＾) M-Magog, to gathew t-them 
togethew to |･ω･) b-battwe: t-the (❤ω❤) n-nyumbew of whom is as t-the sand of t-the sea. 

20:9 And they went up on t-the bweadth of t-the eawth, and compassed t-the 
camp of t-the saints a-about, and t-the bewoved city: and fiwe came down 
fwom God out of heaven, and devouwed them. 

20:10 And t-the deviw that d-deceived t-them w-was cast into t-the wake of fiwe 
and b-bwimstonye, whewe t-the beast and t-the f-fawse pwophet a-awe, and shaww be 
towmented day and nyight (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

2-20:11 And I saw a gweat white t-thwonye, and him that sat on it, fwom 
whose f-face t-the eawth and t-the heaven fwed away; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was f-found nyo 
pwace (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow them. 

2-20:12 And I saw t-the dead, smaww and g-gweat, stand befowe God; and t-the 
books wewe openyed: and anyothew book w-was openyed, which is t-the book of 
wife: and t-the dead wewe judged out of those things which wewe wwitten 
in t-the books, a-accowding to theiw wowks. 

2-20:13 And t-the sea gave up t-the dead which wewe in it; and death and 
heww dewivewed up t-the dead which wewe in (=`ω´=) t-them: and they wewe judged 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding to theiw wowks. 

2-20:14 And death and heww wewe cast into t-the wake of fiwe. This is t-the 
second death. 

2-20:15 And w-whosoevew w-was nyot f-found wwitten in t-the book of wife w-was cast 
into t-the wake of fiwe. 

21:1 And I saw a nyew heaven and a nyew eawth: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the fiwst heaven and 
t-the fiwst eawth wewe passed away; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe w-was nyo mowe sea. 

21:2 And I (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John saw t-the h-howy city, nyew J-Jewusawem, coming down fwom God 
out of heaven, pwepawed as a bwide adownyed (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow hew husband. 

21:3 And I heawd a gweat voice out of heaven s-saying, Behowd, t-the 
tabewnyacwe of God is with men, and he wiww dweww with t-them, and they 
shaww be his p-peopwe, and God himsewf shaww be with t-them, and be theiw 
God. 

21:4 And God shaww wipe away (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww teaws fwom theiw e-eyes; and (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be nyo mowe d-death, nyeithew sowwow, (=`ω´=) n-nyow cwying, nyeithew shaww 
(⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe be any mowe pain: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the f-fowmew things awe passed away. 

21:5 And he that sat upon t-the t-thwonye said, Behowd, I make (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things 
nyew. 

And he said u-unto me, Wwite: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow these w-wowds awe twue and faithfuw. 

2-21:6 And he said u-unto me, I-It is donye. I am Awpha and Omega, t-the 
beginnying and t-the end. I wiww g-give u-unto him that is athiwst of t-the 
fountain of t-the w-watew of wife f-fweewy. 

21:7 He that ovewcometh shaww i-inhewit (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww things; and I wiww be his 
G-God, and he shaww be o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my (＾• ω •＾) s-son. 

21:8 But t-the feawfuw, and unbewieving, and t-the abominyabwe, and 
muwdewews, and whowemongews, and sowcewews, and idowatews, and (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww 
w-wiaws, shaww have theiw pawt in t-the wake which buwnyeth with fiwe and 
bwimstonye: which is t-the second death. 

21:9 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe came u-unto m-me onye of t-the seven angews which h-had t-the 
seven v-viaws f-fuww of t-the seven wast pwagues, and t-tawked with me, 
s-saying, Come hithew, I wiww s-shew thee t-the bwide, t-the Wamb's wife. 

21:10 And he cawwied m-me away in t-the spiwit to a gweat and high 
mountain, and shewed m-me that gweat city, t-the h-howy J-Jewusawem, 
descending out of heaven fwom G-God, 21:11 ^w^ *screams* H-Having t-the gwowy of G-God: and 
hew wight w-was w-wike u-unto a stonye most p-pwecious, even w-wike a jaspew 
stonye, ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw as (^-^*)/ c-cwystaw; 21:12 And h-had a waww gweat and high, and h-had 
twewve gates, and a-at t-the gates twewve a-angews, and nyames wwitten 
theweon, which awe t-the nyames of t-the twewve twibes of t-the chiwdwen of 
Iswaew: 2-21:13 On t-the east thwee gates; on t-the nyowth thwee gates; on 
t-the south thwee gates; and on t-the west thwee gates. 

21:14 And t-the waww of t-the city h-had twewve o(>< )o f-foundations, and in t-them t-the 
nyames of t-the twewve apostwes of t-the W-Wamb. 

2-21:15 And he that t-tawked with m-me h-had a gowden weed to measuwe t-the 
city, and t-the gates t-theweof, and t-the waww t-theweof. 

21:16 And t-the city wieth fouwsquawe, and t-the wength is as wawge as t-the 
bweadth: and he measuwed t-the city with t-the weed, twewve t-thousand 
fuwwongs. 

The wength and t-the bweadth and t-the height of it awe e-equaw. 

21:17 And he measuwed t-the waww t-theweof, an hundwed and f-fowty and fouw 
c-cubits, a-accowding to t-the measuwe of a ^.^ m-man, that is, of t-the angew. 

2-21:18 And t-the buiwding of t-the waww of it w-was of jaspew: and t-the city 
w-was puwe gowd, w-wike u-unto ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw gwass. 

2-21:19 And t-the foundations of t-the waww of t-the city wewe gawnyished with 
(＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww m-mannyew of (╯✧▽✧)╯ p-pwecious stonyes. The fiwst f-foundation w-was jaspew; t-the 
second, sapphiwe; t-the thiwd, a chawcedony; t-the fouwth, an emewawd; 
21:20 The fifth, sawdonyx; t-the sixth, sawdius; t-the seventh, 
c-chwysowyte; t-the eighth, bewyw; t-the nyinth, a topaz; t-the tenth, a 
c-chwysopwasus; t-the eweventh, a jacinth; t-the twewfth, an amethyst. 

21:21 And t-the twewve gates wewe twewve p-peawws: {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy sevewaw gate w-was 
of onye peaww: and t-the stweet of t-the city w-was puwe gowd, as it wewe 
twanspawent gwass. 

2-21:22 And I saw nyo tempwe thewein: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd God Awmighty and t-the 
W-Wamb awe t-the tempwe of it. 

21:23 And t-the city h-had nyo nyeed of t-the sun, nyeithew of t-the moon, to 
(*・ω・)ﾉ s-shinye in i-it: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the gwowy of God did wighten it, and t-the W-Wamb is t-the 
wight t-theweof. 

21:24 And t-the nyations of t-them which awe saved shaww wawk in t-the wight 
of i-it: and t-the kings of t-the eawth (^-^*)/ d-do bwing theiw gwowy and honyouw into 
it. 

21:25 And t-the gates of it shaww nyot be s-shut a-at (＾▽＾') *cuddles you* a-aww by day: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe 
shaww be nyo nyight thewe. 

21:26 And they shaww bwing t-the gwowy and honyouw of t-the nyations into 
it. 

21:27 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww in nyo wise entew into it any t-thing that 
d-defiweth, nyeithew whatsoevew w-wowketh abominyation, ow m-maketh a wie: but 
they which awe wwitten in t-the Wamb's book of wife. 

22:1 And he shewed m-me a puwe wivew of w-watew of w-wife, ╰(▔∀▔)╯ *hugs tightly* c-cweaw as cwystaw, 
pwoceeding out of t-the t-thwonye of God and of t-the W-Wamb. 

2-22:2 In t-the m-midst of t-the stweet of it, and on eithew side of t-the 
wivew, w-was (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe t-the twee of w-wife, which bawe twewve m-mannyew of fwuits, 
and yiewded hew fwuit {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy (o_O) m-month: and t-the weaves of t-the twee wewe (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow 
t-the (☆ω☆) h-heawing of t-the nyations. 

(っ˘ω˘ς ) 2-22:3 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo mowe cuwse: but t-the t-thwonye of God and of 
t-the W-Wamb shaww be in it; and his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants shaww sewve him: 22:4 And 
they shaww s-see his face; and his nyame shaww be in theiw foweheads. 

2-22:5 And (⌒ω⌒) *hugs tightly* t-thewe shaww be nyo nyight thewe; and they nyeed nyo candwe, 
nyeithew wight of t-the sun; (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the Wowd God giveth t-them wight: and they 
shaww weign (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow e-evew and evew. 

22:6 And he said u-unto me, These sayings awe faithfuw and twue: and t-the 
Wowd God of t-the h-howy pwophets sent his angew to s-shew u-unto his (╯✧▽✧)╯ s-sewvants 
t-the things which (* ^ ω ^) m-must showtwy be donye. 

22:7 Behowd, I come quickwy: bwessed is he that keepeth t-the sayings of 
t-the pwophecy of this book. 

22:8 And I (っ˘ω˘ς ) J-John saw these things, and heawd them. And when I h-had heawd 
and seen, I feww down to w-wowship befowe t-the feet of t-the angew which 
shewed m-me these things. 

22:9 T-Then saith he u-unto me, See t-thou (^-^*)/ d-do it nyot: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow I am thy 
fewwowsewvant, and of thy (=^ ◡ ^=) b-bwethwen t-the pwophets, and of t-them which 
keep t-the sayings of this book: w-wowship God. 

22:10 And he saith u-unto me, Seaw nyot t-the sayings of t-the pwophecy of 
this book: (╬ Ò﹏Ó) *giggles shyly* f-fow t-the time is a-at ଲ(ⓛ ω ⓛ)ଲ h-hand. 

22:11 He that is u-unjust, wet him be unjust s-stiww: and he which is 
fiwthy, wet him be fiwthy s-stiww: and he that is (✧ω✧) w-wighteous, wet him be 
wighteous s-stiww: and he that is howy, wet him be h-howy (⌒▽⌒)☆ s-stiww. 

22:12 And, b-behowd, I come quickwy; and o(≧▽≦)o *screams* m-my wewawd is with me, to g-give 
{{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man a-accowding as his wowk shaww be. 

22:13 I am Awpha and Omega, t-the beginnying and t-the end, t-the fiwst and 
t-the wast. 

22:14 Bwessed awe they that (^-^*)/ d-do his commandments, that they may have 
wight to t-the twee of w-wife, and may entew in thwough t-the gates into t-the 
city. 

22:15 Fow without awe dogs, and sowcewews, and whowemongews, and 
muwdewews, and idowatews, and w-whosoevew woveth and m-maketh a wie. 

22:16 I ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus have sent minye angew to t-testify u-unto you these things in 
t-the c-chuwches. I am t-the woot and t-the o-offspwing of D-David, and t-the bwight 
and mownying staw. 

(^人^) 2-22:17 And t-the Spiwit and t-the bwide say, Come. And wet him that heaweth 
say, Come. And wet him that is athiwst come. And w-whosoevew wiww, wet 
him o(>ω<)o t-take t-the w-watew of wife f-fweewy. 

22:18 Fow I t-testify u-unto {{ (>_<) }} e-evewy man that heaweth t-the w-wowds of t-the 
pwophecy of this b-book, If any man shaww a-add u-unto these things, God 
shaww a-add u-unto him t-the pwagues that awe wwitten in this book: 22:19 
And if any man shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away fwom t-the w-wowds of t-the book of this 
pwophecy, God shaww o(>ω<)o t-take away his pawt out of t-the book of w-wife, and 
out of t-the h-howy city, and fwom t-the things which awe wwitten in this book. 

22:20 He which testifieth these things saith, S-Suwewy I come quickwy. 
A-Amen. 

Even so, come, Wowd Jesus. 

22:21 The gwace of ouw Wowd ( ~*-*)~ J-Jesus Chwist be with you aww. A-Amen. 












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